Azsedcf: The pre-show is going on youtube and it has a veeerrry bad echo
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Azsedcf: They've fixed the echo with muting it on youtube
Azsedcf: Now its very low
LoadingReadyRun: I'm not seeing any preshow on thegameawards channel
Azsedcf: Also IGN
saucemaster5000: we've had earlier graham all this time??
Earthenone: important to start off with a good PH balance
DoodlestheGreat: @LoadingReadyRun Do they use the same channel?
Wolfstrike_NL: Graham? Busy on his birthday? How dare!
northos: it sounds okay but a bit quiet I think?
DoodlestheGreat: You sound fine.
Drasvin: You sound fine, though the intro music was significantly louder
TehAmelie: oh hi
ImmortalLen: How do you know I'm not a time traveler watching this?
Ristow:
thankfully this show doesn't have those annoying awards interrupting things 
MalFnord: If I want to watch trailers uncommented YouTube is *right there*
Wolfstrike_NL: We could watch Srge watch the summer game fest, and talk over both serge and the event
Simonark: Why would we want to watch this WITHOUT you talking over it?
TehAmelie: is this the show where you talk over things? that's what i'm looking for
DoodlestheGreat: Same for me, Heather. For example, if I see a fighting game announced, I always check on MaxmillianDOOD's videos later.
DoodlestheGreat: YT chat is worse than YT comments.
mjiig: I am excited to be disappointed about silksong
EvaShark: There's too much videogames in June
Simbionis: I don't chat much but I'm so glad LRR chat moves at a pace I can comprehend
DoodlestheGreat: There's TWO CPs you've missed.
TehAmelie: at a certain level of activity a chat is just like a sports stadium making white noise. but if it's bad noise. . .
Crad0k: !next
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Crad0k: horray!
Simonark: I’m trying to find a term to describe what it’s like to watch Summer Game Fest without the best possible talking over it available… is “Keighleying Spree” the right phrase?
Dog_of_Myth: I'm hyped for the new Marvel fighting game.
Drasvin: Geoff Keighley's Advertising Dealie.
LordZarano: Access-Ability Summer Showcase earlier today was neat
gnyrinn: Wake up Green day. It's tome to play FFT.
Bearudite: sure aint
Simbionis: Yeah usually tops out at 3v3
DoodlestheGreat: @LordZarano Laura's team always does a great job.
EvaShark: I think Heather could kick ass at fighting games if taught
Simonark: 4v4 needs… a BIG line up.
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DoodlestheGreat: Mortal Kombat Kollection?
RayFK: New bloodatained
DoodlestheGreat: That swordriding game from the Abzu team.
Ristow: I find it a bit funny that like everything was dropping in September, like now that everyone knows GTA isn't coming out then it's open season
Foxmar320:

Laserbeaks_Fury: 2unic
Laserbeaks_Fury: I mean, that's kinda Jedi Survivor
Bearudite: now we make udon
DoodlestheGreat: Heather, I think I remember that one.
EvaShark: "The Ancient Magus' Bride?"
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Ristow: XBox is Sunday
Tiber727: It was SOmali to Mori something-something
Simonark: There are some big ones for individual Devs too, 101 is after this.
Simonark: Or IOI, but with less autocorrect
EvaShark: I hope we get an actual release date for Mecha Break
RockPusher: oh we're on early?
Earthenone: to be fair, nintendo gave us the switch 2 directly this weekend right?
RockPusher: !search for treasure
LRRbot: You find: a Pit Trap!
Drasvin: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: Head [fawn]
Crad0k: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always telling Dale.
Drasvin: l
saucemaster5000: I hit "eject"
EvaShark: This just in from Paul: a ring is NOT a sign of commitment
Earthenone: f11 was a bad one
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RockPusher: sexy sexy gaming
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loufghyslaufey: Imma just clip what I technically missed from Paul here
Countzeroor: Apparently poly people and Elden Ring Nightrain have learned to love Google Calendar
beowuuf: not to be confused with for swords, which is..for swords
RockPusher: The WarGames burn had a certain Cameron-ness
TehAmelie: Nightrein offers many kinds of relationships: third wheels, three-ways, or a V centered on one of the members. . .
RockPusher: or was the shoulder graphic all Paul
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DoodlestheGreat: Hey Beej!
Skeletonman1100: BEEJ!
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Earthenone:
hot shots? the pacman golf game? 
Laserbeaks_Fury: "Would you like to upgrade your vest with Kevlar?"
Marvoleath: "Would you like your backpack to contain parachute?"
BrowneePointz: They do this every game
Marvoleath: *asked mid-flight
goombalax: "exposure"
BrowneePointz: they do that Paul
TehAmelie: and even huger monsters!
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Laserbeaks_Fury: How many Diablos Penis clubs are gonna get submitted
BrowneePointz: lots of people design Dainty stuff like Umbrellas etc
4AMDonuts: double-wielding washer/dryer
Getter404: I mean that's just a Switch Axe
gualdhar: it's a dragon with a hilt attached to the tail
Earthenone: i like the idea of rejected ideas in the credits, lets credit dave, he thought we should add an underwater stealth section and we said no
A_Dub888: Isn't that how we got the greatsword that was literally a jet engine taped to a buster sword?
GapFiller: a) G looks dfft and 2) guessing that having arrived late missed all the important shit already
KaleidoscopeMind: wow G looks different today. weird birthday i guess
gualdhar: it's a Bad Dragon, with a hilt attached to the flared base
GapFiller: like Beej ranting abt staples in Sitch h screens
KaleidoscopeMind: @GapFiller same brain cell
Tiber727: My suggestion is a battlecruiser on a stick.
Foxmar320: @KaleidoscopeMind As part of his birthday he became Beej
BrowneePointz: 30 seconds to start Paul
TehAmelie: mass effect relay on a stick
A_Dub888: @Foxmar320 did anyone tell Heather?
OldUncleDan: I didn't realize this stream was starting so early.
RockPusher: later Beej
Foxmar320: @A_Dub888 Part of the surprise I think
KaleidoscopeMind: @Foxmar320 maybe his birthday wish came true
A_Dub888: @Foxmar320 Did we spoil it? Whoops
Crad0k: strong start(!)
Drakas: @gualdhar wrong the bat had balls
RockPusher: Noted Canadian
50keyz: love the background
GapFiller: OldUncleDan #BlameGeoffKeighley
SocraticMethod: All hail the Doritos Pope! Long may he pope!
Drasvin: Geoff Keighley's Advertising Dealie
margieargie:
Hey everyone, time to watch this game fest that's in *checks calendar* spring? 
BrowneePointz: currently could probably be about 12% higher
Foxmar320: I can't stop looking at the shoes
TheWooglie: can you really take anyone called Geoff seriously?
50keyz: very vapourwave
OldUncleDan: And, hey! FFT remake is going to be on Steam as well!
Marvoleath: that text alignment in the bauble looks so awkward
Wolfstrike_NL: Yea, the CC aint great tbh
TehAmelie: it's been my experience auto-generated captions get so much wrong it's only distracting
BrowneePointz: Marvel Heroes? Wolverine Confirmed?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Dante? he wasn't even supposed ot be here today
50keyz: bring back on the puppets!
loufghyslaufey: TWO HOURS!? ...I'm leaving.
TheAinMAP:
Puppets?
Crad0k: geoff a little quiet?
Foxmar320: REPO!
Earthenone: also we were streaming it, being our own muppets
Laserbeaks_Fury: Clair Obscur is so good
BrowneePointz: @loufghyslaufey let me tell you how long the original E3 Block was
Crad0k: lots of great games... and oblivion
beowuuf: yeeeeeeeees
TehAmelie: i predict Expedition 33 will win 32 awards
Laserbeaks_Fury: oh god, Inzoi
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: oooh, a split ficiton pif
BrowneePointz: Keep your eyes out during that game! Lots of fun lil missable vignettes!
GapFiller:
does the figleaf of being an award ceremony make SGF better or worse than Geoffs other show?
CouldntPickAUsername: *plops down on Chat's couch*
BlueMechanic: Oh, they're using the old Repo logo
CouldntPickAUsername: *grabs big handful of chips*
CouldntPickAUsername: these are for everyone right?
Foxmar320: Im sure Semiworks Devs are like "But we changed the logo..."
TehAmelie: oh
Nigouki: all ads all the time baybeeeee
AutonomousTurtle: They will somehow still give Expedition 33 an award
loufghyslaufey: @browneepointz I remember at least half of those starting off better than this...
A_Dub888: Geoff Keleigh's Winter Game Fest nominates things?
VorlonScout: This is not pretending to be an awards show
Laserbeaks_Fury: Don't worry, Tomorrow Comes
GapFiller: but what abt the pretense of NOT just being a show fulla ads Paul!?
TheBorzoi: Inzoi is supposed to be a Sims like game? All the stuff I saw looks like it was done with AI
KaleidoscopeMind: is inzoi related to a borzoi?
eid010n: Inzoi is there, so that's where the AI shilling is liable to kick in as I understand it.
HyruleGirl9: didn't it come out that inzoi was *heavily* AI generated
Foxmar320: Is the Free Space "AI SLOP"
ShaneLeeAtk: That is the free space
Wolfstrike_NL:
Free spot is a Canada mention
?
BrowneePointz: as far as volume Paul, the Canadian Sham's Summer Games Scam could probably come up like 8-12%
spethycakes: 100% free space
lunik1: that hits my "no bingo card" square
Foxmar320: High five Heather, same brain cell
beowuuf: trailer that hypes you until the publisher gut punches you
TheMerricat: Inzoi was the game that wanted to be the Sims but got sandblasted by the internet for AI wasn't it?
Earthenone: welcome G
Getter404: TREES?
Wolfstrike_NL: Crows!
GapFiller:
hai G
TheAinMAP: A tree.
DoodlestheGreat: With no GTA this year, the Game Advertisements may actually give awards to other games!
Chamelenyan: yeah inzoi has gen ai in it sadly. could have finally been a game to kick the sims off its pedestal
Foxmar320: Dark Souls???
Getter404: Meatman?
EikoandMog: Half an hour in and only now a new game?
A_Dub888: Silksong?
KaleidoscopeMind: bird ate a skull
Wolfstrike_NL: HAPPY BIRTHDAY GRAHAM
TehAmelie: hey it's Graham
Crad0k: oh, not a good start
TehAmelie: nice intro music
NorthstarTex: demon souls 2?
Marvoleath: @beowuuf ah yes, the good ol' 'great looking game... and it's multiplayer only'
Bearudite: mortal shell 2?
Foxmar320: Blood Borne 3
Mr_Horrible: this feels like Lords Of The Fallen update
Mai_Andra: but they didn't say "world premier"
KaleidoscopeMind: oh G turned back
Getter404: Lords of the Fallen?
BrowneePointz: not quite Fromsoft. Mortal Shell 2 maybe
Robot_Bones: I STAND ALONE
beowuuf: and the award for newest trailer in a games fest goes to...
neisan2112: Oh Behemoth!? Sick
Sarah_Serinde: @EikoandMog The stream started half an hour ago but the game show just started
TheMadChicken: DOOM SOULS
spethycakes: Inspired by your favorite Soulsborne, it's --
Laserbeaks_Fury: Yeah thats definitely a Mortal Shell
Foxmar320: LOL
DoodlestheGreat: The music is WAY off FromSoft
TehAmelie: Mortal Shells was a pretty decent want-to-be-Fromsoft
beowuuf:
@Marvoleath there's so many wonderful ways for games to disaapoint right at the very end 
EikoandMog:
@Sarah_Serinde Oh. Well, I made it just in time 
50keyz: It's like it's gilding the fromsoft lily in blood
Getter404: And you lost me
DoodlestheGreat: Video Games are fun for the whole family!
Sarah_Serinde: @EikoandMog You did!
Crad0k: okay, yeah, this is winning me over
eid010n: Fromsoft with new Doom's glory kills?
gualdhar: twitch stop freezing on me please
Foxmar320: Doom X Dark Souls crossover
ShaneLeeAtk: Obviously Bloodborne 2
lunik1: I would have said the music doesn't feel right for a fromsoft trailer... until recently
Mr_Horrible: Mortal Shell 1 was also pretty sci-fi iirc
kimmibeans: Just got on. What did i miss/
GapFiller: idk this is kinda selling me
SocraticMethod: IMO it looked way more heavy metal album cover than fromsoft
Mr_Horrible: but at appreciate that they have a vibe and they're full sending it
Bearudite: called it
Mr_Horrible: okay yeah
Getter404: Fine
TehAmelie: good call, chat
VorlonScout: Mortal Shelly
Nigouki: now i have to look up the first one
Bearudite: good levels
Foxmar320: Fine
GapFiller: its good
NorthstarTex: sound is ok
beowuuf: seems fine?
thmanwithnoname: levels are good
TheBorzoi: Good levels for us
4AMDonuts: volume's good
TheMerricat: @kimmibeans First Trailer, minichillpoint before the shwo.
Crad0k: trailer was fine, geoff is really quiet
Chamelenyan: levels are good
korvys: Good audio
SocraticMethod: Geoff pretty low, trailers good
BrowneePointz: Couldn't really heal the voice over on that trailer
BrowneePointz: music was loud though
red_shoes_jeff: Little quiet, but fine.
Tiber727: How many metal band covers do you think the artist studied before designing the monsters?
BrowneePointz: hear*
Robot_Bones: Mortal shell sure but Mortal Engines When?
neisan2112: Behemoth is also loud as hell in general tbf
SquareDotCube: @Crad0k so perfect
Nigouki: oh, the first one dropped in 2020
GapFiller: he hasnt mentioned Canada yet
KaleidoscopeMind: he hasn't mentioned being canadian yet
tod_vom_himmel: canada isnt real
Mai_Andra: Is he also a Merry Fellow?
VorlonScout: Somehow, Palpatine returned in a videogame
raulghoulia: how else will we learn crucial lore?
Foxmar320: Everything is Fortnite now
RockPusher: Counterpoint: They like money…
beowuuf: counterpoint: full andor / rogue one in fortnite
DoodlestheGreat:

TheBorzoi: I was just typing that out, Paul
TehAmelie: ha, never seen AT-ATs parked on a spaceship
awildshen: maybe just give us good star wars games
Laserbeaks_Fury: This is what we can't get another Tie Fighter
Crad0k: i'm so tired...
NorthstarTex: that sure is a thing
TheMadChicken: imagine showing this to someone playing fortnite at launch
Nigouki: Make it so that Episode 9 was in Fortnite and they have to redo it for real
MalFnord: yay? *uncertainly twirls a flag*
gualdhar: Kojima time
Dared00: BESTIE
lunik1: when on the Star Wars timeline does fortnite occur
TheMerricat:
@TheMadChicken At launch of the OG game.... 
Dog_of_Myth:

A_Dub888: SEINK
Laserbeaks_Fury: Time for more Death STranding 2 stuff?
loufghyslaufey: "-II?" What happened to "-I?"
accountmadeforants:

A_Dub888: DRINK
neisan2112: I did like that they were like, yup Fortnite thing, okay were done
spethycakes: I ship them
Foxmar320: Is that a Bingo spot or do I dirnk now?
RockPusher: Oh, Hideo
VorlonScout: I didn't have "Kojima in the 2nd slot" on my bingo card
GapFiller: wait has he only ever been at the Game Awards and never at SGF
A_Dub888: @Foxmar320 porque no los dos?
loufghyslaufey: Graham? Or chat? What happened to "Mortal Shell I?"
LibraryWitchKei: I hope that he talks about Pekora
Getter404: Bring your new friend Pekora on stage with you
a_Weakling: What is going on with those shoes?
lunik1: I still can't believe he's in his 60s
accountmadeforants: Mortal Shell 1 did exist, it sucked, Adam played it
TehAmelie: high vis shoes, good for walking at night
GapFiller: a_Weakling shoe game is important
TheMadChicken: mortal shell was rough
Mr_Horrible: "Remember the baby in high school? This is them now."
Foxmar320: Baby grown up?! Wat
ForOhForError: everyone experienced the pandemic. presenting a shared connection: death stranding 2: it's just animal crossing again
Invitare: or even the game for that matter
loufghyslaufey: Kind of want to start a "Mortal Shell I where?" Bingo card, ngl
Blip2004: a souls game where you change character rather than weapon is an odd one
Chamelenyan: the baby grew up to be hideo kajima himself
OldUncleDan: I am willing to bet good money, that Hideo Kajima actually speaks English better than Japanese. The translator is for image purposes.
gualdhar: all I know is there's a killer rock clown
Crad0k: trailers can lie?! noooooooooo!
Mr_Horrible: MGS2 is still a masterstroke and anyone who disagrees is still mad about it
GapFiller:

DoodlestheGreat: Nosmo King.
TheMadChicken: smoking in a kojima game, like PB&J
Foxmar320: Takes guts to try and light up inside an office
EikoandMog: Ooooh, more Death Stranding 2.
BrowneePointz: yea the actual voices on the trailers is a little low Graham/Paul. at least for me with small bits of auditory processing issues. Although the audio mix on THIS one is better than the first
SocraticMethod: He looks much better ingame
TehAmelie: MGS2 may still be underrated with how revolutionary it was with making the main character not the PC
TheGuidingLark: i mean, this could be a therapy session
loufghyslaufey: Neil; somehow a larger nose than Matt Smith?
lunik1: @Mr_Horrible maybe the most ahead of its time game ever made
TheMadChicken: getting some weird tension here
Blip2004: lol the shift from prerendered to real time is very noticable
Foxmar320: Im so confused
gualdhar: is this the sexy time?
DoodlestheGreat: "You forgot your cigarettes..."
VorlonScout: @BrowneePointz I do think the first one was itself mixed to emphasize the, uh, "squish"
tsp397: Where's the beach?
Decaped: hahahaa
GapFiller: eyyy Hand Twins!
SocraticMethod: Twinsies!
VorlonScout: Baseball?
Mai_Andra: the old trope... "you can leave now." <tries to leave> "before you leave, one more thing..."
Mr_Horrible: "we both went to the roller rink where they had the bad ink for the stamps"
Foxmar320: ???
TheMadChicken: "now YOU ... will die!"
loufghyslaufey: Yep, sorry Neil. Everything here's simulated...
Blip2004: what does anything have to do with baby in a jar
Diabore: i dont understand
Bearudite: ok
tod_vom_himmel: yay?
YawnLance: What human interaction. So moving.
Decaped: they hit every trope
TheMadChicken: man that got me so pumped to PLAY A GAME
beowuuf:
this scene has nothing to do with anything in the game 
TehAmelie: a club where you get a brand instead of a stamp would be pretty hardcore
Bearudite: thanks Kojima san
Uzumaki15: Clear as mud Kojima...
SocraticMethod: @Diabore You are not supposed to
Chamelenyan: yeah thats about what i expected lol
A_Dub888: "Hey I'm here for my- uh... I can come back later..."
Nigouki: So that actor apparently did a live-action Kotetsu Jeeg...
RockPusher: Wait, explaination?
GapFiller: Fuck SXSW
spethycakes: please tell me Lucy is the main....
Mr_Horrible: thank you for the explanation kojima-san
GapFiller: open reminder SXSW is military industrial artwashing
Mr_Horrible: Graham looking at his hand like "HUH"
BrowneePointz: Kojima nothing you could tell us about this game would count as a spoiler
KaleidoscopeMind: the homestuck one
BrowneePointz: cuz it would make no sense
goateedave86: I think that's the upgraded subscription perk Graham
ForOhForError: the crab, yeah, they pinch
Chamelenyan: can't believe homestuck is canon in deat stranding
SocraticMethod: It would be so Kojima to be cancer marks in both senses, the man loves his puns
loufghyslaufey: Weh?
7gorobei: so both of the characters actors are married in real life
Crad0k: yes, the two fishy looking things orbiting each other obviously represents a crab...
ForOhForError: "talk about the game? absolutely not"
loufghyslaufey: Twenty & counting already? Have they shipped gold by now?
Crad0k: (this isn't a critisisim of the game, this is a comment on astrology...)
lunik1: Neil will return
SocraticMethod: @Chamelenyan My god, you are right. They are totally kismesis!
Syntheticuh: what is this game? just got in
TehAmelie: i think the sign is a symbolic pair of claws
EvilBadman: Xbox is Sunday, if that matters
accountmadeforants: "I'll be there hosting it", good for you, Geoff, second meeting with Kojima
Tiber727: @SocraticMethod Play through the full game and you'll understand everything except where the man who talks to ferrets fits in.
VorlonScout: That's so Kojima
loufghyslaufey: P. T. Demo when, Kojima!?
Wolfstrike_NL: This felt like such a red herring
Mr_Horrible:
"I don't respect you, Geoff. You get this trailer." 
Diabore: comfy shoes
Dared00: yaaaay, Lucy James
gualdhar: I like the sensible shoes
loufghyslaufey: "...Who!?"
SocraticMethod: @loufghyslaufey When konami stop being cowards and uncancel it
DoodlestheGreat: This is nice, actually.
Mr_Horrible: oh yeah those are some nice walkin' shoes
loufghyslaufey: Sorry
TehAmelie: Tom Hardy is: Copenhagen
TheBorzoi: It's a plain dress but it's still a nice dress
BrowneePointz: It's a nice Sundress with sneakers?
BrowneePointz: and that look comfy
RockPusher: We should encourage more comfortableness
Mr_Horrible: "This could be interpreted as backhanded so please do not interpret it that way"
loufghyslaufey: Swords? Why do we always gotta come back to swords, game?
accountmadeforants:
More indicative of the vibe of the other guests 
Mr_Horrible: yeah you can't be wearing all that shit in the middle of summer
TehAmelie: wait is this Hamlet the war sim?
BrowneePointz: so odds this is an rts?
a_Weakling: Shoes need more themed pajamas and comfortable shoes
DoodlestheGreat: A bit of a Kingdom Come feel to this.
loufghyslaufey: Oh, oh! I'm adding Eclipse to my Bingo card!
RockPusher: Total War of the Roses?
RayFK: Hey kids
GapFiller: "I fart in your general direction your mother was a hamster and your smelt of elderberries"
wiigamer1995:
total war? 
Mr_Horrible: shoulda taken Exit B, pal
SocraticMethod: Destiny prequel?
Blip2004: it really looks like Crusader Kings
GapFiller:
RayFK
hai Jordan
loufghyslaufey: SW: Eclipse to binging card?
beowuuf: complete battle I: this is the first one
Makhiel: was that England vs Bohemia?
CptMurphey: looks a little like a mount and blade like
Mr_Horrible: the Chonic, famous disease
crashco17: Hard pass
wiigamer1995: realistic dynasty warrior
TehAmelie: the legend of the Danish flag could be a pretty sweet war game
CouldntPickAUsername: wow, that's a very generic name
gualdhar: generic-ass name
Dared00: Ch0nicles
beowuuf: blunted title
Dared00: LET'S GOOOO
A_Dub888: What a memorable name (sarcasm)
Mai_Andra: "Bionicles: Medieval Times"
Crad0k: can't wait for yahtzee to make fun of that title
BrowneePointz: no Edge of Tomorrow is a movie
GapFiller: The Chronic Medevael wd be a banger game
KaleidoscopeMind: for his 30th anniversary!
Chamelenyan: bionicles medieval
MWGNZ:
racing
SocraticMethod: Oh yes, the least leaked sonic game
VorlonScout: RayFK appears, Sonic title revealed. Coincidence?
TheMadChicken: ive never heard someone talk about sonic with that much enthusiasm
Foxmar320: I played this game
loufghyslaufey: Shadow or Unleashed remake, Sega! Gawd
Foxmar320: Its REALLY good
DoodlestheGreat: The Chronic: Medeivel. Snoop Dogg goes to Agincourt.
crashco17: Harder pass
BrowneePointz: it randomizes the track
EikoandMog: Man, bad timing Sonic...
xantos69: I'm not like a medical doctor... but shouldn't Sonic just run instead of drive?
iris_of_ether:

Wolfstrike_NL: Mario Cart for non nintendo users
TheMerricat: So Sonic Mario Kart.
TehAmelie: feels like when Spider-Man had the spider-car
SocraticMethod: NO, there area xover chars like spongebob
Juliamon: xantos69 He's being courteous to his friends
Foxmar320: Second lap is random, player in first picks it
Dared00: MIKUUUUU
EikoandMog: MIKU
SocraticMethod: and Alex from minecraft
neisan2112: Oh
TheBorzoi: Yes, Miku. From the Sonic universe
RayFK: HELL YEAH
Chamelenyan: MIKU?!
Crad0k: there's other sega characters too
RockPusher: yas!
RayFK: ICHIBAAAAAAn
thavleifrim: Ok sold
EikoandMog: YESSSSS
RayFK: I'M IN
lunik1: have some fun with miku
raulghoulia: if Jaleel White isn't Sonic I don't want any part
RayFK: JOKER
goateedave86: Miku the Hedgehog?
loufghyslaufey: What are actual peak sonic franchise games? Are Shadow & Sonic:Unleashed among the top... 5-10?
BrowneePointz: Someone tell Ian
RayFK: OH FUCK
edgeyberzerker: Ichiban!!!!
crashco17:
Sega racers 
Bearudite: Sega and Miku are well known friends
iris_of_ether:

Chamelenyan: sold
BrowneePointz: Eww joker
loufghyslaufey: Kay
Dog_of_Myth:

gnyrinn: England (during or after the 100 years war), Bohemia and the Crusader kingdom Jerusalem all seeming to fight each other? That doesn't really make sense. [Analyzing the flags in that previous thing, move along.]
NorthstarTex: here for this now.
RayFK: Goddamnit they got me
Tiber727: Chronicals: Medieval, not to be confused with the Medieval Chronicles, one of the first newspaper subscriptions.
Sarah_Serinde: This is certainly something a Yakuza character would do
Blip2004: this looks like they just reskinned Mario Kar 8. but i'm fine with that
beowuuf: wait, who is in whose game, this could be the yakuza mini game?
A_Dub888: Somehow not the wierdest thing Joker and Ichi have been a part of
Foxmar320: Like I said I played the Beta for this and im hyped it was SO GOOD
DoodlestheGreat: Both Sega games, so it needs a Crazy Taxi.
BrowneePointz: I was here until Joker. SHould've been like any other Persona character
iris_of_ether: Ichiban great
Bearudite: that happened in Yakuza 5
loufghyslaufey: No idea who many of those racing weebs are
TheBorzoi: Miku has appeared as figures in previous Yakuza games.
RayFK: Hey Morgana ran the fuck over some Shadows in P5
RockPusher: Ichiban is exactly goofy enough for this
PMAvers:

TehAmelie: you've heard of crossroad racing, but are you ready for
Foxmar320: LOL
GapFiller: oh the shade
RockPusher: there are other cart racing games?
Foxmar320: The shade
crashco17: F u nintendy
Flyingdelorion: Well, Joker (actually Persona 5) sort of saved my life....sooo....I am already in tears....
EikoandMog: SHADE
MWGNZ:

Skeletonman1100: OH that was so shady but I am here for it
tsp397: Is that a reference to GarfKart?
Diabore: cross platform lets go
A_Dub888: @RayFK Morgana car or riot
Chamelenyan: I don't care about sonic at all but i like kart racing games and miku lol
Dog_of_Myth: The Shade
Crad0k: sonic transformed was pretty good
RockPusher:

ForOhForError: shots fired
eid010n: shade has been THROWN
Foxmar320: Talking bus about Garfield Kart 2
Wolfstrike_NL:
Garfield Racing 2 
TehAmelie: i guess finally Sega does what Nintendont
EvilBadman: Crash Team Racing is like "what the fuck"
Tiber727: @Blip2004 Franchise Kart racer is not a hard concept to make a game out of. The only barrier is making it good, which only Nintendo seems able to do consistently.
wiigamer1995: hard to be cross plattfrom if its exclusive
neisan2112: Or Elden Ring
Dared00: YESSSSS
crashco17: W t f
Sarah_Serinde: huh
EikoandMog: NICE
lunik1: mario kart is cross-platform on all its availible platforms
BrowneePointz: welp I'm off it
Foxmar320: Spongebob as well
RayFK: AND THEY LOST ME
NimrodXIV: ooookay
Critterbot: Uh...?
TheMadChicken: what the helllll lol
Getter404: Geoff you fool! The audience will destroy the theater!
DoodlestheGreat: Welp, James is sold.
TheAinMAP:

A_Dub888: next time on Mine o'Clock
raulghoulia: and next Fortnite?
EvilBadman: @RayFK RIP your fickle money
Foxmar320: Gameplay of Spongebob already leaked online
MWGNZ:
@RayFK 
Wolfstrike_NL: yikes
Skeletonman1100: ARPG from BANDAI?
A_Dub888:
@RayFK 
Mr_Horrible: it's how you know she's a replicant, Graham
BrowneePointz: a BamCo ARPG
Crad0k: DMC?
Nigouki: back to spooky stabbing
BrowneePointz: nope. it's BamCo
awildshen: Oh boy another dark fantasy game
Dared00: aw man, you fucked up your orb
Invitare: too slow for DMC surely
Invitare: Bloodstained?
TehAmelie: a little bit of hellgate never hurt anyone
Crad0k: not DMC
crashco17: It's ff17
Dared00: WOAH
Mai_Andra: Infinite Undiscovery 1.333
EvilBadman: Code Vein 2?
RayFK: Oh might be the new Bloodstained
loufghyslaufey: Ma'am, pretty sure no one until now has ever said that. "Going -craft."
Getter404: So is this going to be 50% Souls games by volume?
A_Dub888: *gets clipboard* okay, how'd you screw up the world this time?
Chamelenyan: ooooh i love that spooky lady
TheMadChicken: liking the vibes so far
EikoandMog: Code Vein 2?!
goateedave86: errm
GapFiller: eurgh wax
BlueMechanic: Castlevania?
SocraticMethod: Gold as blood?
SolarJudas: Soul Calibur?
OldUncleDan: Bayonetta 4?
MalFnord: Lies of P 2?
SquareDotCube: Bloodstained likely
RayFK: New Pokemon
A_Dub888: Indianan Jones?
OldUncleDan:

TheBorzoi: Isn't that Dr Strange's portal?
AutonomousTurtle: Is this the new Bloodstained?
BrowneePointz: Konami does Castlevania chat
BrowneePointz: this is BamCo
VorlonScout: Lies of P 2: Lies of Q
goateedave86: Wow Animal Crossing got dark
Juliamon: The smooth face is weirding me out
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: This is Fortnite
EvilBadman:
@RayFK We already saw Bloodstained at sony thing 
Crad0k: okay, the big anime eyes in the sould astethic is weirding me out
BrowneePointz: Soul Vein 2?
Invitare: that looks like a custom character
Bearudite: Code Vein 2?
Blip2004: that face does not match any of the other art and its annoying
LurkerSpine: the faces feel incongruent to the rest of the aesthetics
TehAmelie: does this lad have gold innards?
BrowneePointz: Code Vein*
Chamelenyan: does feel code vein yeah
A_Dub888: Anime Elden Ring?
crashco17: Pokemon orange
constablecrab: I guess this year’s gaming trend is going to be body horror?
MalFnord: okay yeah this is too anime for LoP2
awildshen: is this going to be like code vein maybe?
foxiepaws: i know its not but i would find it so funny if they tried to bring chaos legion back.
loufghyslaufey: Some kind of Nier Automata cookie-cutting?
RockPusher: Mechanical oil girls… because that works out well in fantasy worlds
raulghoulia: prove it
Mr_Horrible: [X]
MalFnord: LIES
Bearudite: hah hah funny
crashco17: Hard pass
GapFiller: oooh gameplay
RealOGLobster: stop cavity shamming
gnyrinn: Could she not decide between a ring and a bracelet?
OldUncleDan: New Zelda?
NorthstarTex: this feels new tbh
gualdhar: I thought State of Play only had Final Fantasy Tactics
thavleifrim: I think it's new IP Bandai Namco still make those
Chamelenyan: i'm liking thw vibes and aesthetics
BrowneePointz: Nah. the combat is not fluid and good looking enough to be DMC
NorthstarTex: oh that's code vein 2
Laserbeaks_Fury: Darksiders 5
CptMurphey: def code vein
TehAmelie: i know, it's the new Prototype
TheBorzoi: That made me think of God Eater
margieargie:
They used up all the New Thing juice to make Expedition 33, they need to let it refill for a bit 
Chamelenyan: Yo!!!
TehAmelie: darn
EvilBadman: Goddamn I love being right
Bearudite: called it
TheMadChicken: chat is on a roll
NimrodXIV: ew
Chartle: vein coders
Juliamon: It can be a new IP, but it shouldn't because we don't need MORE IPs that look identical to other IPs
raulghoulia: Veiniacs
crashco17: Never played first won't touch this 1
SocraticMethod: Gold veins
TheMadChicken: throbs
Akaiatana: Is this... artery?
EikoandMog: Code Vein was a solid Dark Souls-like.
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goateedave86: @raulghoulia oh that's good
A_Dub888: Veinussys?
Crad0k: i wonder if itsuno is directing, he left capcom a while ago
Mai_Andra: so vascular...
DoodlestheGreat: Varicoses?
ogundiety: I actually really liked Code Vein, though the fanservice was...ugh
NorthstarTex: Code vein was serviceable
BrowneePointz: @Crad0k that was BamCo
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Is this Fortnite?
Drakas: code vein is kind of devil may cry if it was an vampire anime
ogundiety: but the mechanics were super fun
aerohydra: little nightmares
crashco17: This looks sick thi
beowuuf: dune?
Juliamon: Code Artery was right there
A_Dub888: Silksong?
Nigouki: BLAME?
Wolfstrike_NL:
6 games so far, and 3 of them have been "xxx 2" 
DoodlestheGreat: "Bring extra plates."
BrowneePointz: Little Nightmares or the other one by the og LN devs?
loufghyslaufey: Lil Nightrrs!
Foxmar320: Everything is gross and moist
crashco17: I'm into dis one
TheMadChicken: this art style is sick
NorthstarTex: lets nope content?
neisan2112: Oh this looks cool
Invitare: Dead Space dismembering?
YawnLance: Lotta wiggly fellas
Diabore: ayo lets nope game?
Chamelenyan: that almost sounded like the language in gravity rush and i got excited for a moment
ogundiety: Huddle!
Getter404: Was that the Huddle from Inside?
Nigouki: hi Sharon Apple
EikoandMog: Cube..?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Portal 3
gualdhar: worst companion cube
BrowneePointz: oh nope new game
Juliamon: yeah this is a very underused perspective
Chartle: aneat
Crad0k: what if geiger, but squishy
neisan2112: I'm super down for that
NorthstarTex: neat, with good gameplay
TheMadChicken: Inside?
DoodlestheGreat: Made in End of Abyss.
HyruleGirl9: I was going to say Little nightmares
Laserbeaks_Fury: Inside
Tiber727: The art gives me Little Nightmare vibes.
tod_vom_himmel: reminded me of bone toten
loufghyslaufey: L'il Nightrrs, Paul?
BrowneePointz: Oh this one!
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah it reminded me of that too
tod_vom_himmel: totem
Nigouki: Sweden, no wonder it's so dark they don't have sun up there
EikoandMog: Oh, this game looked rad.
crashco17: L00l
Foxmar320: Oh Mouse PI is finally coming out
crashco17: Yes
TheMerricat: rubber hose animation sounds like a enhanced interrogation technic
NorthstarTex: I'm here for this.
TehAmelie: it's 11 in the evening and i have the sun here
crashco17: V cool
Chamelenyan: oooh neat
awildshen: this gamne looks sick
SocraticMethod: This is actually cool version of steamboat willie public domain
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: looks cool
MalFnord: ngl I like the aesthetic
SocraticMethod: Not just a horror cash in
GapFiller:
Geoff
Invitare: er behind you Geoff
BrowneePointz: a fun version of Public Domain that isn't just "what if schlocky horror version"
Invitare: watch out for the gold orb
TehAmelie: in the summer northern Sweden don't really get dark at all
Invitare: oh there's a bigger one
frnknstn: Actual boomer shooter
Chartle: a pc strategy game? in 2025
BrowneePointz: lord of the rings something
LurkerSpine: RTS LotR?
Chartle: ???
crashco17: Rts hard pass
Strebenherz: first thing i hear is this clown saying "an age of darkness". appropriate
cosarprime: RTS?
crashco17: Lotr
Laserbeaks_Fury: World of Warcraft
goateedave86: GoT
BrowneePointz: ope game of thrones
Mr_Horrible: that was a Stark emblem
Foxmar320: Thrones of Game
LurkerSpine: yeah GoT, sadness
SocraticMethod: That
MalFnord: Narnia would be a nice change of pace
Strebenherz: is this that game of thrones mobile that keeps getting pushed
Gekyouryuu: that's the ice king
SocraticMethod: that Jon snow
cosarprime: Ah, less interested then
HyruleGirl9: is this the self insert game of thrones fanfic game
tod_vom_himmel: jun snu
Skeletonman1100: GoT RTS game?
crashco17: Ew Got
korvys: That was a Direwolf symbol, yeah
crashco17: No thx
DoodlestheGreat: Just as long as it's not Harvey Potash.
Dared00: more like Game of Groans, gottem
yuvalitohi: they said Australian and I freaked out
BrowneePointz: This game is officially several years too late
rosesmcgee: GoT not Song of Ice and Fire
Mr_Horrible: so the ending will be dogshit, then?
crashco17: Is the invalid in it
Crad0k: someone's a few years late to the party...
RayFK: This was Winds of Winter all along
TheWooglie: Game of Game of Thrones
goateedave86: Australian developers? Must be John Snaur
Laserbeaks_Fury: This can't be, WB doesnt make games anymore
MalFnord: It's even got that season 8 can't-see-shit filter on it!
kimmibeans: Is anybody else completely over GoT as a franchise?
TehAmelie: Game of Thrones: The TV show: The Game
Marvoleath: somehow John looks even smaller than in series
Chartle: i mean it looks really good
TheMadChicken: am i the only one who has been completely disinterested in GoT since the show ended?
gualdhar: yes, this isn't the game we know, because IT'S A NEW GAME
A_Dub888: DAGRON
a_Weakling: This is just that chair game
pctjoe: Game of soft cushions
RockPusher: Do you get to fix the ending in the game
Juliamon: kimmibeans Most folks I think
crashco17:
George rr Martin is a hack 
frnknstn: Show us gameplay!
Foxmar320: Wow durability on bar with Breath of the Wild
Juliamon: the last couple seasons really burned bridges
SocraticMethod: CWISPY
Mr_Horrible: kimmibeans even the guy who made it is!
TehAmelie: @TheMadChicken does it count if i've been disinterested since season 2?
margieargie: @kimmibeans Since like, 2016 at the latest
Crad0k: @crashco17 this, but unironically
RockPusher:
One does not simply know things in Mordor 
AutonomousTurtle: It feels like it would be hard to balance a Game of Thrones RTS around one faction having dragons.
g0blinslide: is this an RTS?
A_Dub888: @Juliamon and the Iron Throne
BrowneePointz: the ACTUAL Long Night episode?
gnyrinn: Can it be called "A PC Game of Thrones"? Please
Mai_Andra: needs a Black Arrow
Diabore: the snow melted
TheMadChicken: is this total war GoT?
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Bye Jon Snow
GapFiller: Charles Dance always hecks me up for a moment due to mixing him w/ Charles Band for a long time and thinking he ran Full Moon
gualdhar: the fighting scenes don't look like they have any weight behind them
EvilBadman: Have your own GoT Fancfic, but as a game
Drakas: @TheMadChicken thats what im thinking
crashco17: Weiner weiner weiner -South park
a_Weakling: As long as there is no lannister QuickTime events
MWGNZ:

Vilun: they should really be selling this as "make your own season 8"
Wolfstrike_NL: Are we the baddies?
Bearudite: total war thing
A_Dub888: and then the dragon exploded?
Aarek: GoT alt fiction?
Crad0k: GoT: What If?
RayFK: I 100% thought it was just Game of Thrones: War for a second
BrowneePointz: I mean, real talk, a GoT RTS makes sense
RayFK: An RTS, in 2025? Lies
SocraticMethod: War for the Middle earth successor?
crashco17: RTS really trash stuff
goateedave86: We didn't finish the books, and the TV show ended badly, so it's your chance to do it yourself?
MalFnord: sure, why not
Diabore: ok
Strebenherz: this feels like a game of thrones trailer directed by managers that expect us to poop ourselves in excitement at something called game of thrones
mjiig: All the genres
AutonomousTurtle: that'
Skeletonman1100: YOu just put together so many genre words here.
Blip2004: Outer worlds 2?
A_Dub888: those are grenres
Foxmar320: A lot of letters
Invitare: the final frontier
EikoandMog: That's a lot of genres...
AutonomousTurtle: s just all the genres
TheMadChicken: LETTERS
TehAmelie: should have called it Real Time Strategy Game of Thrones
LibraryWitchKei:
@rayfk 2026 
swampcat12: can we fit in a couple more genres
margieargie: So... first person RPG, got it
Nigouki: oh god
Marvoleath:
Welp, Martin didnt finish the book yet, did he? This could be his version 
MalFnord: ooh sovietcore
crashco17: Aight this is lit
Diabore: whale
NorthstarTex: Brutalism in space?
DoodlestheGreat: The Atomic Heart devs.
BrowneePointz: Whale ops!
Foxmar320: Ever just think about hands?
Juliamon: This aesthetic is very good
virre_: Soviet , but now in Space
A_Dub888: !card lunar whale
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korvys: Westworld?
trainpants: westwhale
Blip2004: You wouldn't Download a Whale?
Redbassist: Tickle the whale
Laserbeaks_Fury: Atomic Heart 2?
gualdhar: oh this looks sweet
Crad0k: star trek's got weird
Chartle: is this matt mercer
korvys: Mercer?
BusTed: now now, a whale printer is a lot of responsibility
TheBorzoi: Matt Mercer?
AutonomousTurtle: would a squid printer provide its own ink?
EvilBadman: Mercer maybe?
Vilun: do you really Paul? whale printers aren't just for Christmas
Decaped: how did they convince a publisher there's a market for RTS games?
KaleidoscopeMind: sounds mercer-y
BrowneePointz: oh ew.
Wolfstrike_NL:
Can we get that as a quote
"I want a whale printer" - Paul
TheMadChicken: i didnt finish the first one
TheMadChicken: is it worth it?
BrowneePointz: those Devs can get ALL the way fucked
Mr_Horrible: it's a deeply mid game
BlueMechanic: you wouldn't download a whale
crashco17: Atomic heart was meh
crashco17: I quit like 3 hr in
TheMerricat: You underesitmate the power of horny LRRCrew.
cosarprime: This seems to have a different vibe?
FadedOasis: YouTube VOD muted instantly
frnknstn: How long ago was 1 released?
Marvoleath: didnt Atomic Heart 1 just come out?
virre_: The song licensing is a lot
Mr_Horrible: the style of it was very cool, everything else was like "damn, you thought that was a good idea, huh?"
hiFunko: trailers of all kind, really
raulghoulia: More Bicycle Race
TheMadChicken: i blame shawn of the dead
SocraticMethod: It was heavily subsidized by local culture funds
Blip2004: this feels like how Saints Row leaned into the silly
Doc_Layzah: Don't stop me now
Foxmar320: Butt
TehAmelie: in the good moments, it feels a lot like The Wild Robot. but eeh
RockPusher:

ForOhForError: you have to beat the shawn of the dead scene which uhhh they don't
EvilBadman: Can we bus the fridge in this one????
Flyingdelorion: Nice buts
EikoandMog:

GapFiller: oooh Soulframes thanks Twitch
Crad0k: @virre_ i suspect queen don't charge as much as some others
RockPusher:

hiFunko: I think that was a Lock Stock reference, briefly
SocraticMethod: Is that the capitals part of space?
crashco17: Weird for the sake of being weird isn't copasetic
Strebenherz: a lot of cinematics, but what's the gameplay
TheBorzoi: I don't feel the music really fits with the visuals
TheMadChicken: bad butt!
EikoandMog: Hey look, more butt.
Foxmar320: I feel like the Devs for this game had ideas and no one told them NO
awildshen: this feels more like a Console ad then one single game
RockPusher: What is in this game? Yes.
EvilBadman: It feels like they want to have cyberpunk with just cause madness
TheMadChicken: was that a les paul ak 47?
LibraryWitchKei: Did they?
Juliamon: all art, no directors
gnyrinn: What other Queen songs could fit a video game trailer?
Foxmar320: Wait what
Blip2004: the vehicle designs are cool
RayFK: HOW IS IT SPIRITUAL
Strebenherz: active development until they scrap the studio for a tax writeoff
tod_vom_himmel: wait what
RayFK: IT HAS THE SAME FUCKING NAME
SocraticMethod: Spiritual lol
Foxmar320: How??
247Gremlin: Wait... how it is spiritual?
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: What?
Simonark: Weirdly, the villain is a killer queen and that’s STILL the song they chose
hiFunko: wish it didn't require the "active" before development, but sure
SkylerRingtail: Spiritual successor but named as a sequel???
MalFnord: that's a little alarming
kimmibeans: Wait... what
crashco17: It means first one sucked
AutonomousTurtle: that's not what those words mean
Juliamon sighs
Strebenherz: @RayFK great question next question
red_shoes_jeff: What beautifully crafted nothing that was.
ichibento: It felt like they kept on cutting out the queer parts of the song...
TheBorzoi: Sequels can be different genres
Decaped: finally, a game for misogynists.
TehAmelie: spiritual and corporal sequel
Bearudite: cuuuube
DoodlestheGreat: Maybe they'll fix the issues with the prior game.
GapFiller: eurgh ingame letterboxing
Chartle: oh my god a rubiks cube
cosarprime: So...Rubix the game?
A_Dub888: They said it was an FPS Action Adventure RPG right?
Flyingdelorion: Borg?
AutonomousTurtle: Rubix Cube?
Redbassist: Cude
BrowneePointz: Are they going to be funded by Putin-state financier's like the first game? Cuz if so not buying
Getter404: AI sense tingling
Foxmar320: Worst rubix cube
TheMadChicken: lord rubiks has gone too far!
Invitare: oh it's the world of Minecraft
Wolfstrike_NL: Is it the final shape?
EikoandMog: Oh, that's gonna take a WHILE to solve...
crashco17: I'm bioshook
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Whoever wrote that didn't know words.
Crad0k: nobody's going to be solving that in four seconds
cosarprime: What
awildshen: holy Ai voice cadence
247Gremlin: Steve Jobs but make it Borg
Chartle: are we gleaming the cube
EvilBadman: This Molynuex guys selling us on a cube
hiFunko: are we going to drop into the cube with 99 other people?
Chamelenyan: i honestly thought this was more of the same game for a moment
BrowneePointz: cool 2nd hyper objectified woman in this trailer
BusTed: landshark
BrowneePointz: and 3rd
crashco17:
Is this still atomic heart 2 
TehAmelie: something sheared off the front of her entire outfit
TheMadChicken: was that panty shot necessary lol
BrowneePointz: can we get a 4th sexualized woman
gualdhar: this is a battle royale isn't it
Crad0k: @EvilBadman i'.d forgotten about that whole thing...
korvys: Destiny, but with a big square instead of a circle
BrowneePointz: ope there's 5
Mai_Andra: Does it summon cenobites when the cube is solved?
Foxmar320: More butt
A_Dub888: Wait, is this what's inside the Peter Moloneyx cube??
NimrodXIV: please let female characters wear pants
Strebenherz: there's six
KyeMonster: what is this circle jerk of a game
raulghoulia: Atomic Heart 3
crashco17: Do stop me now
NorthstarTex: multiplayer rogue like randomeness?
RatherLargeToad: TheTraveler is going through its edges phase
Chamelenyan: oh it IS still atomic heart
TheMerricat: You underesitmate the power of horny LRRCrew.
gnyrinn: Never mind the plaid skirt lady. That riflewomnan had metal knickers!
EikoandMog: Okay, Babushka Arms Dealer is rad.
TheMadChicken: CROTCH
AutonomousTurtle: Goon Cube
gualdhar: in the future, fabric is banned
TehAmelie: we have such sights to show you!
Chartle: ???? MMO
Skeletonman1100: MMORPG shoter
Dog_of_Myth: MMO?
Chamelenyan: listen i love women but uuuuuh
Simonark: Well, it’s A cube, anyhow.
pctjoe: it seems the cube has stopped them now
Mai_Andra: Somebody took some lesson from Stellar Blade. Don't think it was the right one...
ForOhForError: the last cube based game went... poorly
BrowneePointz: DOTEMU!
TheAinMAP:

Juliamon: Cube, more like Box with all those crotch shots
crashco17: Does this host even play games?
loufghyslaufey: Why can't they just share the same game then?
247Gremlin: I like how it went from mediocre cheering to light clapping
loufghyslaufey: So weird.
crashco17: Seems like he only enjoys nose candy
kimmibeans: I'm not crazy, there was no gameplay footage in that one either, right?
Strebenherz: completely unique, never gets old/tm
LurkerSpine: this is Dot EMU
BrowneePointz: DOTEMU Beat 'em up @LoadingReadyRun
A_Dub888: Is it going to be a more interesting Cube than Peter Molineux's cube??
TheMadChicken: its a retro beat em up
crashco17: Hardest pass
loufghyslaufey: Ultron Skrulls?
Sadkiel: All skin tight suits apparently must also have nipples
TheMadChicken: im so excited for this game
Strebenherz: okay this looks cute
TheAinMAP:

Juliamon: this looks sick
crashco17: Actually cool tho
Chamelenyan: nice art!
Foxmar320: Love the art style
Skeletonman1100: Its a retro beat em up.
Dog_of_Myth: I'm in
Strebenherz: plausible actual gameplay
SocraticMethod: with the 16 bit music too nice
EvilBadman: This done by the folks that did the TMNT one?
TehAmelie: and Annihilus is on the front cover? that's pretty original
ProcyonFlynn:
because yeah.
Simonark: This was announced before, they did that Turtles one
CaptainSpam:
I was about to say, exactly two characters. 
jamesk902: I appreciate Rocket pulling implausibly large guns out of nowhere.
Crad0k: phyla vell?!
BrowneePointz: Onimusha!
crashco17: Sick game time
BrowneePointz: ONIMUSHA!!!
loufghyslaufey: Ghosts of-
Foxmar320: Onimusha
Mr_Horrible: this is new Onimusha
Dared00: Onimusha!
Mr_Horrible: Way of the Sword
loufghyslaufey: Or, idk...
EvilBadman: Oh it was Tribute Games on that Marvel game, and they did the TMNT Shredder's Revenge
BrowneePointz: this is Onimusha
TheMadChicken: its def onimusha
BrowneePointz: the gauntlet says yes
Dared00: Oh yeah, they've announced it a while ago
TheMadChicken: hes got the gauntlet
Foxmar320: A new Onimusha was announced last year I think
247Gremlin: He actually said STARS, it's Onimusha x Nemesis
Mr_Horrible: this one was debuted at TGA last year
TehAmelie: is it time for Shadows Die Thrice?
LurkerSpine: yeah this was announced already
Mr_Horrible: so this is a new trailer
Isaac3567: The only game I preordered in the last few years was the first Onimusha remaster since I really want an updated version of those games
BrowneePointz: yea this debuted at TGA I think?
SquareDotCube: it's orbin time
EvilBadman: @BrowneePointz It did
xantos69: Way of the pointy stick.
margieargie: The road of the sword
goateedave86: Pondering Orbs
Isaac3567: This game is gonna be full of Parry mechanics like a From Soft game though isn't it?
Dared00: now, show me Jean Reno
A_Dub888: before it was way of the pool noodle
Foxmar320: Praise Orb
247Gremlin: Ponder, don't stare
BrowneePointz: Well, the character we're playing is Musashi, the legendary figure who kind of invented THE way of the sword in Japan
Mai_Andra: oh, Bright Lady
Strebenherz: what
A_Dub888: !card ponder
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accountmadeforants: Intersection of the Sword, Sidewalk of the Sword
Strebenherz:

Redbassist:

crashco17:
@browneepointz spoilers 
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: audio sync off?
RockPusher: remember to use the clutch when switching gears
RubikDarkwill: NOW we're switching gears?
loufghyslaufey: Somehow Wenwu returned with Thanos's infinity gauntlet...
KaleidoscopeMind: do we know where bartleby is?
TheAinMAP:
?
crashco17: Real reel
accountmadeforants: "DIgital Puppeteering Pipeline" sounds terrifying
Strebenherz: the phrase puppeteering pipeline should be banned
247Gremlin: In Unreal time
RubikDarkwill: Like the last 2 weren't a complete switch?
Chamelenyan: digital puppetering? thats just vtubing
AutonomousTurtle: Muppet Brawler
goateedave86: Muppet Theft Auto
Redbassist: So unexpected
RockPusher:
So… virtual Gibb when 
crashco17: Kekw
TehAmelie: Way of the Sword: we decided to train sword arts this one time
Chartle: wow
loufghyslaufey: My Friendlies In the Hood?
247Gremlin: I... I think I'm in?
neisan2112:

crashco17: Muppet sack of puzzy shod
Dog_of_Myth:

AutonomousTurtle: Avenue Q does Rocky?
Chartle: oh my god i love it
Strebenherz: is this muppets rocky
EikoandMog:

TehAmelie: it would be a good time for a Meet the Feebles revival eh
gualdhar: I do not understand
MalFnord: Points for making it look like real puppetry in Unreal, goddamn
Decaped: punchout but homeless orphan?
Simonark: How unexpected a game announcement can it be during Summer Game Fest? Its literally the show
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: if nothing else, it's impressive to make this work in unreal
GapFiller: man the Muppets went HARD
SocraticMethod: Oh hey, the adult version of Muppets, not the Sesame Street
goateedave86: If this is in engine it's phenomenal
EikoandMog:

PTElder: Wild Nacho Libre adaptation
crashco17:
VR game 
Diabore: nacho libre puppets
Foxmar320: ok this looks rad
loufghyslaufey: Heh. This could be a channel in Interdimensional Cable :3
Izandai: Huh
TheMadChicken: omg this looks so good lmao
gualdhar: oh is this like QWOP the fighting game?
Chartle: clever
Chamelenyan: yeah punch out but puppet
RockPusher: QWOP Puppet Punch Out?
TheMadChicken: i am so in
Juliamon: A+ name
couchboyj:

GapFiller:

neisan2112: I love this
TheAinMAP:

xantos69: I am so angry that I want to play that
A_Dub888: okay, this is neat
Chamelenyan: not for me but looks cool!
crashco17: Legit
Dog_of_Myth: Great name
Strebenherz: I feel more invested in this than the previous games
BrowneePointz: oh hey Flying Lotus
EvilBadman: That's Seth Green?
ForOhForError: okay they got me
AutonomousTurtle: Flying Lotus?
Critterbot:
"felt that" I get it! 
neisan2112: Oh FlyLo?! Hell yeah
MalFnord: Can't wait to see Summoning Salt tackle that one
SocraticMethod: THe BLue prince sequel?
Gekyouryuu: oh, the robot chicken guys
Chartle: gotta inspect your weapon
virre_:
Don't tell gibb about the felt boxing league, he probably would want to join 
crashco17: That's a sheep
A_Dub888: So chat, who in the Muppet Rocky remains human?
TehAmelie: tfw you're the only on on the squad who masks
Blip2004: that is not a Lamb
Crad0k: Not A Lamb
gualdhar: there is one wolf inside you. there's also a lamb.
Laserbeaks_Fury: ohh a social dedection game?
CaptainSpam: Killerin'.
Aarek: can I have two wolves?
SoapyMarmoset: gmod murder
Foxmar320: Another murder mystery action game
Wolfstrike_NL: CTS game
Chartle: amogus
MalFnord: Clue + Amogus
Chartle: cluemogus
crashco17: Deceive inc
crashco17: Without the good
TheMadChicken: how... unique...?
BrowneePointz: ah yes...the Investigative Bullets
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: FPS werewolf
BrowneePointz: for Investigating
TehAmelie: i want to see more of this wolf and lamb romance implied in the crests
accountmadeforants: Why not Murder Inn?
SocraticMethod: Mighnight murder manor + Among us
Chamelenyan: this could be cool?
lunik1: they're packing a lot in here
Descalon_: Stanley!
goateedave86: Blood on the Glocktower?
247Gremlin: CS:GO but make it murder mystery?
ProcyonFlynn: Trouble in Terrorist Town has a lot to answer for.
Decaped: Invest now. We replaced the NFTs with regular microtransactions!
ForOhForError: seems like the imposter role would be undermined if you can just get shot
Sarah_Serinde: I dunno, the actual weapons looked pretty strong
OldUncleDan: So Among Us but comepletely missing the point.
RockPusher: I look forward to observing this on a CtS
Veshnikard: A game only for streamers
tanshala: thats gonna be just killing every event
Blip2004: those aren't even sheep, those are long horn rams
DoodlestheGreat: Wasn't there a game you guys played on Crossing the Streams like this?
red_shoes_jeff: This is a VERY busy game...
Akaiatana: @Paul they give you a fake shotgun
Mai_Andra: from Square Enix...
neisan2112: Wait did he say 24 player?
EvilBadman: I feel like the gunplay was accentuated for the trailer
xantos69:
50 Bits for LRR.
Juliamon: 2021..
BrowneePointz: OH
TheMadChicken: OH BABY
Chamelenyan: oh yeah
ForOhForError: is the shotgun called "social deduction" or
ogundiety: Guessing a full drop today
lunik1: @neisan2112 I don't know if it was that or "2 to 4"
Foxmar320: Oh right! Not Marathon
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @DoodlestheGreat That one wasn't a social deduction game though
Veshnikard: Anticipated?
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Crad0k: 2021... not a great year for me...
optimalbook: very stoked for this game
TheMadChicken: this game was great
AutonomousTurtle: The beta for this did look very cool
TheMadChicken: played in the test
EikoandMog: Social Deduction with guns does work. Trouble in Terrorist Town was amazing.
RockPusher: Kitty!
Critterbot: Kitty!
accountmadeforants:
No, those were the people who leaked Strive's source code, Paul 
A_Dub888: the only thing I remember about 2021 TGA was the Quantic Dream Star Wars
Decaped: it's real weird seeing a video game commentary on homelessness in the US go straight into AmongUS knockoff.
Blip2004: I thought this was supposed to be the left for dead in space game
BrowneePointz: Very Casettepunk
Mr_Horrible: @EikoandMog I feel like TTT gets there *because* of the jank, tho. I'm unsure of a slick version of that can succeed.
EikoandMog: This is a Tarkov-like just FYI
Mr_Horrible: *if
SocraticMethod: Arc RAiders
TheMadChicken: i love the Finals, and this is set in that same universe somehow lol
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Veshnikard: It's an extraction shooter right?
Foxmar320: Yeah this is an extraction shooter
SocraticMethod: Same devs as The Finals
CaptainSpam: It doesn't look like they're in control at all!
EikoandMog: @Mr_Horrible There is def a Garry's Mod charm to that game, true.
BrowneePointz: oh, extraction shooter... *slams NEXT button*
CaptainSpam: It looks like the giant spider robot monster is more in control!
Mr_Horrible:
are they actually paying VAs this time? 
Foxmar320: Extraction Shooter yes
TheMadChicken: yes its an extraction shooter
Invitare: you'd be amazed at how stealthy giant robots with fog horns are
SocraticMethod: So the conceit is that all humans are player and all npcs are robots. Extraction shooter
SocraticMethod: Arc Raiders
DoodlestheGreat: Yes, it's an extraction shooter.
SkipIives: what’s with the AMC color stripes?
BrowneePointz: DUNC
Foxmar320: This is the game people are saying will kill Marathon if Bungie doesn't first
josh___something: Extraction shooter?!... Zzzz
TehAmelie: well, it seems the characters have a lot of personality but i wonder how that works in the game
A_Dub888: Arakis Dune Desert Planet?
goateedave86: Can I pet the worm?
Dared00: a ruckus at Arrakis
Invitare: just be careful HOW you step on Arakis.
mjiig: If I remember correctly the books are mostly about how great a place to live it is
Aarek: I would like to not be eaten by a worm
loufghyslaufey: Sorry, it still smells of "Concord" a bit(...?)
raulghoulia: I have a vacation home there
LibraryWitchKei: JUNE
SkipIives: it’s a dry heat
lunik1: visit summy Arrakis
CaptainSpam: Spicy!
PhorrestGaze: don't set foot on it wrong
GapFiller: who doesnt wanna try Worm Poo Rocket Fuel Cocaine
RockPusher: Huff a DUNC
Decaped: Yeah, anyone play it? How survival is it?
BrowneePointz: I've seen Beta access, and getting attacked by a Sandworm IS terrifying as hell @LoadingReadyRun
crashco17:
Never heard of this series 
vinewood_og: troll without rhythm
Diabore: i think that was the most british thing youve ever said graham
SocraticMethod: @loufghyslaufey Nah, it
Sethalidos: delicious worm poop
EvilBadman: Just put your hand and credit card in this box
empyreon: Forget cocaine arc, time for spice arc
gualdhar: yeah this is the mmo
Laserbeaks_Fury: Sir, your new Idaho has finished printed
BrowneePointz: It just ....takes up the entire horizon. and yes it's an mmo
Aarek: yeah MMO by FUNCOM I believe
SocraticMethod: @loufghyslaufey Only thing they have same is kinda photorealistic art style, otherwise it's completely different
Marvoleath: that MMO is now in "advanced access" which apparently is "definitely not early access"
EvilBadman: Not one Duncin Doughnuts in sight smh
gualdhar: It's like Conan:Exiles
beowuuf: @Laserbeaks_Fury show it paul then get it to work
Crokoking: it's an MMO in a similar style to Fallout 76 with player structures
Mai_Andra: like Defiance?
TheMerricat: This is a very Funcom level graphics trailer.
raulghoulia: hey a 0/2
Bruceski: Dune buggy on araklis sounds like a bad idea
KaleidoscopeMind: oh the popcorn bucket
Crad0k: it's John Halo!
crashco17: Fortnite
A_Dub888: !card sandwurm convergence
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TehAmelie: wait in what world do you salute with weapons?
BrowneePointz: ehhhhhh, we're not full on GOOD MMOs
Critterbot: From what I've seen it's kinda sorrta like that Conan game but Dune.
Sethalidos: Paul was never born in this game
gualdhar: No Man's Sky?
TheMadChicken: dust?
BrowneePointz: Red Faction?
Chartle: rust?
SocraticMethod: Rust?
PhorrestGaze: Rust?
Foxmar320: Fallout 76?
Blip2004: Rust, Age of Conan, Ark
a_Weakling: Arc?
accountmadeforants: How do you create the "You are the chosen hero (out of a thousand others on your server)" vibe in a fuckin Dune game, though. Unless we're all playing mooks.
goateedave86: From Rust to Dust
alchemistsavant: It's the same devs that made the Conan survival game
raulghoulia: thank you for the gift of your bodies moisture
accountmadeforants: Actually, if this is like Planetside that would rule
crashco17: Looks cool so I can tell it's a shameless $$ grab
EvilBadman: @alchemistsavant then we should be able to size the sandword
Invitare: all of these bases, and vehicles and explosions seem like a great way to get Wormed
Sethalidos: @accountmadeforants it's a survival MMO
Crad0k: are those guys Ordos?
MWGNZ: @accountmadeforants final fantasy 14 manages it
A_Dub888: I thought everyone in Dune had special shields that made guns useless
SocraticMethod: Lool kill marker in cinematic trailer
LurkerSpine: the green ones
frnknstn: "ripperoni pepperoni" but in space
Mr_Horrible: the Duncan Idaho is the friends you made (literally made) along the way
beowuuf: dunkin' idahos
gualdhar: its an alternate timeline where Paul was never born
BrowneePointz: DUNC
g0blinslide: I watched someone playing early access, and all I heard was "We need more body water extractors. A lot more"
EikoandMog: DUNC
Chartle: i love DUNC
Bearudite: nah they Have Dutch bros in Idaho not Dunkin
raulghoulia: the slow blade penetrates the shield
cosarprime: @A_Dub888 You can't use sheilds effectively on arrakis.
RockPusher:
The Dune RTS got a glow-up 
goateedave86: @Mr_Horrible nice
TehAmelie: two lovers, forbidden from one another, a desiccation divides their. . .statues
Decaped: what was the base buildling MMO that came out around Everquest and Anarchy Online?
Mr_Horrible: hate when that happens
TheMerricat: Oh we are on a new game.
kimmibeans: l;
accountmadeforants: Oh, that is a cool title sequence
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SocraticMethod: @cosarprime Yeah, shields attract sand worms. Only big cities have shields
Chartle: you let the void leave a voicemail
TheMadChicken: just ask sentry
crashco17: Yeha chosen ones
goateedave86: I hate it when the void calls during dinner
NorthstarTex: unless void cat, then you feed the void cat
A_Dub888: I usually hang up on the void
Skeletonman1100: When the Void calls, does it look back?
EikoandMog: Call of the void is things you DON'T do
Foxmar320: I always answer the void. Were on good terms
jamesk902: Honestly, this is why "chosen One' type plots are a bad fit for MMORPGs, IMO.
anclag: Head Start? Is that what we're calling beta testing now?
Drasvin: Put the void on voicemail
MalFnord: See, this is why we have caller id, in case the void calls
DoodlestheGreat: When the void calls, send it to voicemail.
Crad0k: mounster hunter souls?
CouldntPickAUsername: I like the letter thing
SkipIives: don’t stare, you’ll just encourage it.
BrowneePointz: I'm kind of intrigued by this
Mai_Andra: is this that Arthurian one? something about Annihilation?
awildshen: the nightreign trend is starting
RatekStormcrow: When te Void calls let it go to voice mail !
beowuuf: when the void also reverses the charges? actual worst
EikoandMog: Another souls like?
lunik1: you need to let it ring or they know the number is active
accountmadeforants: What if it's a MonHun-like
virre_: Don't enter the void (except the game where you need too)
Critterbot: Mhm, strong soulslike vibes.
maestrith: My Pixel screens calls from the void.
Zu_o: The power of gods, turning letters by 25°
LordZarano: Void's got style, Void can dance, Void wears tearaway pants
RockPusher: Souls with a rewind mechanic?
Marvoleath: I feel like the dead might not be affected that much by time
margieargie: "The hands of fate" Manos?!
Getter404: So we're now just about past the running time of Sony's event and... yeah, think I liked that one better
Blip2004: looks cool enough to try
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SocraticMethod:
CHronodussy 
crashco17: Chronoo dyssey
Master_Gunner: Chronodussy
Unas84: Chro Nood Yssey
BrowneePointz: Wuthering Waves?
ShaneLeeAtk: ChronOodyssey
SkipIives: so you’re perpetually late?
Mai_Andra: "Chrono Odyssey: Pull the Trigger"
Mr_Horrible:
don't you joke like that Graham 
neisan2112: Oh hi Hoyo
KaleidoscopeMind: it's pronounced key
NorthstarTex: genshin like
LurkerSpine: GenshinZenImpact
Chartle: gachalike
GapFiller: looks Hoyo yeh
TheMadChicken: yeah the phases between trailers is making them all blend together lol
SocraticMethod: Wutherin Waves, nop Hoyo
alchemistsavant: Oh it's wuthering waves
drachenfells: Wuthering Waves
EikoandMog: Wuthering Waves
crashco17: Ww
Drakas: tof
BrowneePointz: I think it's Wuthering Waves. which ISN'T Hoyo, but LOOKS like it
A_Dub888: Wuthering Zone Impact Starrail?
RayFK: More like Withering Interest
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: When will like-like be a genre?
CanvasWolfDoll: how convenient! i just finished chrono trigger last night!
alchemistsavant: ZZZ is the third game by hoyo
alchemistsavant: well. fourth i guess.
BrowneePointz: OH THIS ONE!
PMAvers: But I hear the gacha is actually good unlike the hoyo games?
BrowneePointz: the lil robo metroid!
SkipIives: pretty
BrowneePointz: they showed this last year
RayFK:
Oh hey it's Silksong 
Wolfstrike_NL: We've seen this before yea
SocraticMethod: And Punishing: Gray Raven, but no-one remembers that
Mai_Andra: I think there's a Nikke one, too
BrowneePointz: @RayFK strangles Jordan
accountmadeforants: This looks dope
Dog_of_Myth: Oh, this looks good
GapFiller: like NIKKE whic his another non Hoyo game mining the Hoyo scene
DeM0nFiRe: wuthering waves has like a 3 minute tutorial that is "this is totally genshin impact except you have 3 characters instead of 4" and then like 2 hours of proper noun vomit
AutonomousTurtle: Ori meets Moebius is a good pitch
Izandai: what
crashco17: Out of wurds
Mai_Andra: Mio? The kid from "Land of Faraway"?
Mr_Horrible: Laika made a goddamn vidja game?
crashco17: Looks wild
BrowneePointz: so...stop motion Unravel?
Wolfstrike_NL:
Split Fiction when Paul and Heather
?
raulghoulia: and I cannot scream?
goateedave86: I have no mouth and I must animate
Invitare: why does that thing get a mouth?
lunik1: Mr Anderson
TheMadChicken: this game is going to make me cry isnt it
loufghyslaufey: Well stopped, "mocaps," eh?
RockPusher: gonna have to hum-municate
EvilBadman: You will have to stream in character with no talking
TehAmelie: getting flasbacks of so many platformers with stylized characters with thee letter names trailing floaty bits behind them as they jump
crashco17: Hard pass tho me dislike these game
Makhiel: I have no mouth and I must co-op
SocraticMethod: Whoops, there goes gravity
beowuuf: @Wolfstrike_NL week after next
crashco17: Also ForeverAlone
Critterbot: Looks cute but also kinda horrifying.
gualdhar: look, how do they drink and eat
OldUncleDan: This looks like one of those things that is really cute and make me cry.
Chamelenyan: my husband and i couldn't finish split fiction cause we weren't enjoying it, i hope this ones good
Crad0k: coraline vibes... for better or worse
accountmadeforants: Except for the part where you form into a single blob
BrowneePointz: announced at TGA
SkipIives: oooh new Mafia
TheMadChicken: its a prequel
Descalon_: Another name to confuse with Outer Worlds
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LurkerSpine:
1900s sicily - make the game take place in 1992 plz 
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TehAmelie: broomsman sounds good
hiFunko: Grand Theft Bovine?
SocraticMethod: I little Cosa Nostra as a treat
virre_: AHa yes the country where everyone speak very accented English
EvilBadman: Last I heard this was less open world
OldUncleDan: Spud?
TehAmelie: if it's Rockstar games i'm already out
EikoandMog: Oh, this is the Italian Mafia game
virre_: Is this set in Dalmatia?
crashco17: Gta 6 tho
crashco17: On May 6th
crashco17: 5 2 6 Kappq
OldUncleDan: Old Country?
NorthstarTex: Old Country! Which one? MINE!
SkipIives: Lego!
Laserbeaks_Fury: ohh Annapurnna
TheMadChicken: oh SWEET my son will LOVE this
BusTed: super cute
Mr_Horrible: It Takes Two (or more years)
gnyrinn: @virre_ I think they said Sicily.
TehAmelie: i love the concept of controlling a one-peg block
LurkerSpine: I still think the story of It Takes Two is awful lol
RockPusher: wheeeee!
couchboyj: I'm OK with a glut of coop games
crashco17: Brothers a tale of two sons did it first
Mr_Horrible:
if they gave it to dogshit like Elden Ring, the award is hollow 
KaleidoscopeMind: just box
BrowneePointz: but which one's the boy stud and which one's the girl stud
SocraticMethod:
Heather 
riveyan: There aren't enough co op campaign games these days
Bearudite: but what about Trine
Dog_of_Myth: Spaceship!
crashco17: It takes two was a rip off first
TheMerricat:
And It Takes Two had a happy ending. 
Chamelenyan: this is a very cute ad
crashco17: Now rip offs of the rip off
Izandai: Brothers didn't win GOTY.
LibraryWitchKei: @riveyan Pretty soon that won't be the case I think.
Laserbeaks_Fury: It this Atlas and P Body
accountmadeforants:
This is clearly an Old School Musical-like 
goateedave86: Guaranteed to brick your console
Andromeda7747: hello carolyn lawrence
BrowneePointz: SANDY!
EvilBadman: @crashco17 rip off insinuates maliciousness
raulghoulia: mostly
LibraryWitchKei: Wait wasn't Brothers a single-player game though?
crashco17: @evilbadman what about a bandaid
Izandai: what
Izandai: Sandy Cheeky
Foxmar320: Sandy
HyruleGirl9: nick baldurs gate please
LurkerSpine: Sandi Cheeks
BrowneePointz: Sandy!
Bearudite: sandy Squirrel
TheMadChicken: sandy cheeks
Izandai: *Cheeks
Getter404: Sandy Cheeks
Laserbeaks_Fury: that was Sandy
EikoandMog: Sandi Cheeks
kimmibeans: THat was Sandy Cheeks
Izandai: Hi Timmy Turner.
NorthstarTex: Timmy?
Akaiatana: No, Applejack's VA is a rad Canadian musician
cmdrud87: It was Kathleee's charactr from Qwerplie, really
OmegaPlatinum: Is this baldur's gate for kids?
Juliamon: ew please tell me Hartman isn't getting money from this
crashco17: @librarywitchkei you could play it alone and control both or 12player
TehAmelie: a Spongebob game was NOT on my card
Marvoleath: That had a massive Tiny's Tina adventures vibe for a moment
accountmadeforants: This looks like worse Cat Quest
TheMadChicken: why do the nickelodeon games all look so ROUGH
josh___something: That looked mediore
Andromeda7747: Nicktoons in 2025
Foxmar320: No it looked generic
BrowneePointz: Lies of P Overture
SkipIives: for parents that don’t play games
Chamelenyan: oooh is this the oz one?
Bruceski: Lies of Q
josh___something: Ooh, P lies
BrowneePointz: it's a ...prequel?
BrowneePointz: apparently
Andromeda7747: Truths of P?
Chartle: a p-quel
MalFnord: Lies of O
RayFK: Lies of PP
AutonomousTurtle: @BrowneePointz So Lies of O?
TheMerricat: @Chamelenyan Nope. Just more of the same ol.
Mr_Horrible: things, famously fine
Chamelenyan: @TheMerricat ooooh rip
TehAmelie: Lies of delta-V
margieargie:

MalFnord:

SkipIives: boxnard medieval
SocraticMethod: Gepetto had better days
crashco17: Lies of pie
GapFiller: !picnic
LRRbot:
THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. 
Simonark: Fins of H!
A_Dub888: @RayFK My Power Point lied to me??
Blip2004: how the hell is Magnus back
NorthstarTex: back when there was a lot more fleshy enemies
raulghoulia: tweed?!
underhill33: so much ichor
EvilBadman: Gird your P-Organ
Foxmar320: Rude
EikoandMog: OW
RockPusher: This P is full of LIES‽
BusTed: ouch
TehAmelie: 2 P 2 Lyin
AfroThoz: don't get grabbed!
riveyan: Is this trailer just showing you ways to die? lol
TheMerricat: Why do they call it an overture if it's at the start of the work? Shouldn't it be at the end if it's over?
goateedave86: Pre-P
BrowneePointz: Did you play Lies ofP graham?
Simonark: I’m holding out for the sequel about John De Lancie
TheWooglie: love a trailer that shows player death
Andromeda7747: Overp
Blip2004: oh damn. my poor budjet
Wolfstrike_NL: Even on gameboy pocket?
Izandai: what
EikoandMog: what
RockPusher: …
Dared00: ew
Foxmar320: uhhhhh
NimrodXIV: what
gnyrinn: All platforms?
TehAmelie: but that's DDLC
MalFnord: isn't that just DDLC
Chamelenyan: i wish it cut to a bunch of the crowd standing up and leaving - wait what
TheMadChicken: dont tell Adam
virre_: Uh uh
Sarah_Serinde: That feels like missing the point of DDLC yeah
gualdhar: I thought DDLC already met Silent Hill\
NorthstarTex: is DDLC already a horror game?
vinewood_og: Dafuh?
A_Dub888: Wasn't that just DDLC?
Marvoleath: perfect for Adam?
ProcyonFlynn: Yeah - that's less of each?
AutonomousTurtle: Cute Girls Do Trauma?
Foxmar320: Uhhh your eye ok?
HyruleGirl9: In my restless dreams I see that table
accountmadeforants: "Good game meets good game, disregard incompatible premises"
raulghoulia: which side is front on a circle?
NorthstarTex: Not enough Kawaii
goateedave86: whow do you sit at the front of a round table?
Crad0k: mic 5?
wedge_x: rhubarb rhubarb rhubarb
OldUncleDan: So this is just "Game Theory" fodder.
Chamelenyan: horror farming sim seems fun though
MalFnord: On behalf of the State of Colorado I'd like to apologize
Foxmar320: uhhhhh I have concerns
Mai_Andra: That's a very bloody tomato.
Andromeda7747: tasty tasty legs plates
Getter404: plates
Juliamon: This is just bad poetry
Foxmar320: So much jam
Alahmnat: what a time to join the stream
MomoNo9: Delicious flowers
Wolfstrike_NL: Ship it to Ben and Adam
neisan2112: This is way to much actual gameplay for DDLC
TheMerricat: I don't know why but I'm hearing ResistX1000 voice in this.
Crad0k: boots boots boots boots
MomoNo9: Delicious plates
underhill33:

Marvoleath: are the plates broken or the legs?
EikoandMog: Horror farming sim is kinda legit, tho.
goateedave86: Cooking Mama got dark
NorthstarTex: I don't feel hungry thxkbai
awildshen: I'm failing to see the doki doki part
lunik1: plates of literature
Foxmar320: This looks bad
crashco17: Corrupted crops
swampcat12: farming and cooking game? 👀
Chartle: why is the character so different to the environment
leondebowa: living with psychosis simulator
AutonomousTurtle: Stardew Hill?
EikoandMog: Interface screw
TehAmelie: if you're doing Doki Doki i don't think you can just skip past the pre-twist part
Descalon_: Moar books, less ketchup
tanshala: might have 4th wall break
Chamelenyan: ddlc meets silent hill is a terrible description but that looks up my ally
lunik1: maybe it's tomacco
Blip2004: Blade and Soul was an MMO
BusTed: Mount & Blade, maybe
TheMerricat: Mount and Blade was a TRPG
Izandai: Mount & Blade & Soul
TheMadChicken: am i out of the loop? ive never heard of this game
Diabore: is this one hoyo?
Izandai: It's just a Wheel of Fortune Before and After.
LurkerSpine: legally distinct guerilla radio
leondebowa: is this another mobile gatcha game?
NorthstarTex: okay then
Invitare: if you get the dog I want the Iron
Getter404: Those tigers are endangered!
RockPusher: NoooooO! No shoot the Kitties!
Foxmar320: What did the big kitties do to you!
Scy_Anide: So she's the villain?
raulghoulia: tigers also have bad depth perception
Drakas: soul and mount sounds like a dateing sim
TheWooglie: she didn't lead the tigers
AutonomousTurtle: Tales of Something?
Getter404: EYE
lunik1: OPM
BrowneePointz: WTF ?
TheMadChicken: one punch?
MomoNo9: Eugh
BrowneePointz: LORD BOROS!?
BusTed: OPM
Foxmar320: One Punch yeah
TheTekkieman: One Punch Man crossover with something.
Blip2004: Thats the space pirate king
Marvoleath: One sword man?
crashco17: L0l
lunik1: Boros
BlueMechanic: Saitiama-san
Robot_Bones: Not genshin
TheMadChicken: that poor town
crashco17: Fortnite
Getter404: Never heard of it
Izandai: I have never heard of that.
TheMadChicken: me either
RockPusher: Birb!
RayFK: ugh
Foxmar320: Never heard of it
Blip2004: oh thats an MMO that showed up on steam last month
RayFK: seven deadly sins
crashco17: This one is mtgarena
Drakas: its a new gatcha game
RubikDarkwill: DQ?
TehAmelie: i like that the trailer doesn't spoil what happens when he punch
crashco17: Feat chocobo
RayFK: This anime sucks
Getter404: We need a "Is this a Genshin?" template now
TheMerricat: "Crystal of Atlan – Magicpunk MMO Action RPG"
BrowneePointz: Mid-anime game
Bearudite: Pride
lunik1: catch all 7 sins
2Flower: I see that we found the cel shaded Gacha game division
Robot_Bones: Pride
CaptainSpam: I wonder how many times we've thought "are we on another game?"...
TheGuidingLark: i'd consume a one punch man where he's isekaid and just no sells the whole thing for a season
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Camthelion: oh damn.
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beowuuf: lust... for life
Chamelenyan: Secret 8th sin, bird
TheMerricat: Sinbad?
DoodlestheGreat: We gettin' all anime in the house right now.
TheWooglie: we need Beej back
Egotistical_DSO: Is this a game or an anime?
leondebowa: didnt that show get really wierd at the end?
TheBorzoi: Just because there's 7 deadly sins, doesn't mean there aren't more sins
TheMerricat: @Egotistical_DSO A game of an anime.
Drakas: @Egotistical_DSO yes
SocraticMethod: @Egotistical_DSO ganime
DoodlestheGreat: @Egotistical_DSO Yes!
tanshala: how birds aren't real
BlueMechanic: the sin of bird
EvilBadman: Geoff, "Put all the anime lookin things in a five minute block, whatever"
AutonomousTurtle: it's in the bible dlc
Alahmnat: deadly sins DLC
accountmadeforants: Which Sin is a 5-star drop?
Marvoleath: @Chamelenyan funnily enough there were originally 8 cardinal sins
MomoNo9: Bird is one of the undeadly sins
raulghoulia: Which Sin is Jecht?
TheGuidingLark: i've met birds, pride is pretty high up there
TehAmelie: or an anigame?
TheWooglie: aww I got gluttony again
AutonomousTurtle: what are the apocrypha if not bible dlc?
Scy_Anide: Unlock Vainglory!
Juliamon: Birds are pride and/or envy
Invitare: montage
PTElder: Ortalan DLC?
SquareDotCube: Lust! More Lust! It's Still Lust! and I Can't Believe it's Lust
MomoNo9: Oh did Bible update again?
Marvoleath: UE5 games?
Chamelenyan: @Marvoleath and cardinals are a type of bird! its all coming together
A_Dub888: wait, was that a Predator game?
Crad0k: wait, is the new predator anthology made in unreal?
Diabore: e33 so fucking good
Juliamon: GAMES
Foxmar320:

crashco17: Irl graphics worse than UE5
BusTed: gettem
accountmadeforants:

NorthstarTex: what event is that?
A_Dub888: HA
BrowneePointz: It's not just a "serious contender" it's like...THE frontrunner
Chartle: maybe they should just rebrand
Andromeda7747: Geoff's Singular Game Fest
virre_: I thought it said Feast
BrowneePointz: Jurassic World
GapFiller: speaking of E33 are Rhythm Cafe going back to it later or are they done w/ it now
RockPusher: Life… found a way
BrowneePointz: with Jeff Goldblum?
accountmadeforants: Waiting for Geoff to say it wrong one time
Crad0k: evolution 3?
leondebowa: zoo tycoon sim
TheMadChicken: is Jeff Goldblum in the building?
Juliamon: GapFiller they are going back to it yes
EikoandMog: Baby brachiosaur is adorable
BusTed: or an impersonator
Andromeda7747: We should make Geoff only pick one game to talk about every summer
gnyrinn: That sounds like Jeff
TehAmelie: is this a Jeff Goldblum impersonator? he sounds a little off
vinewood_og: DLC? 2 isn't that old...
Alahmnat: this is an awful Jeff Goldblum impression
MomoNo9: This is Temu Goldbloom
beowuuf:
thiis is actually the grandmaster, right? 
Invitare: I mean, they would actually all just die if we unleashed them, but that doesn't make for a good movie
Marvoleath: no feathers? smh
PhorrestGaze: he said the thing
vinewood_og: 3? already, wow
A_Dub888: there was an evolution 2?
AutonomousTurtle: call it 3volution, cowards
lunik1: they're so majestic and beautiful RUN
Diabore: chat fucking killed voxy]
TehAmelie: in the game, right
BrowneePointz: Mina the Hallower!?
Dared00: MINAAAA
LurkerSpine: Mina for sure
Izandai: heh
BrowneePointz: Is Mina coming out finally!?
BrowneePointz: YES
PhorrestGaze: I'm sure Voxy reacted in a normal, calm manner
DeM0nFiRe: They are going to finally put Shovel Knight in Shovel Knight
thavleifrim: Spade lord
accountmadeforants: "Behold, Excavator Paladin"
TheBorzoi: It looks like her dress might fall off at any point
vinewood_og: Rake queen
RatekStormcrow: That dress is only held up by glue
ShaneLeeAtk: Mmm... That cold read
Crad0k: so... a metroidvania?
Invitare: ah Whip Knight
raulghoulia: can't get enough precision in my platforming
Getter404: Her emPHAsis is all over the map
Chamelenyan: @TheBorzoi i think shes got fashion tape on the neckline
spethycakes: Ahhh love the duckface sign-off
TheMadChicken: gameboy
BrowneePointz: It's Oracle of Seasons/Ages inspired @LoadingReadyRun
Crad0k: no, ireland's pretty cursed
Alahmnat: Ireland is pre-cursed
BrowneePointz: they mention it on the Kickstarter
Foxmar320: Looks like GB Color
TehAmelie: would it be wrong for them to make a Shovel Knight DLC bundle and call it Shovelware?
Wolfstrike_NL: It's Zelda, but not
leondebowa: i should play zelda seasons again
Skeletonman1100: Oct 31 for a BONE-ified hero
accountmadeforants: Oooh, I do love the graphics. Big GBC Zelda vibes
Camthelion: was about to say this looks very oracles
creasehearst: getting some The Messenger vibes from the soundtrack
BrowneePointz: I've had my eye on this for YEARS
swampcat12: the soundtrack 👀👀👀👀
BrowneePointz: and am really excited
A_Dub888: yeah definitely getting GB Zelda vibes
virre_: Good music
accountmadeforants: Ah, yup, very, very Oracle of Seasons-inspired
sithenin: This looks fun
Lord_Hosk: This is a game cube launch title right?
virre_: So after people confusing Hollow Knight with Shovel Knight they wanted to also have more confusion with Hollower
Andromeda7747: Cute!
EikoandMog: Oh, that was revealed AGES ago
CouldntPickAUsername: yeah, after a while they all start to look the same
Foxmar320: Im fine with 32bit pixel games but 8bit is a bit much
Diabore: secrets?
GapFiller:

Chamelenyan: take a shot for planned gaffs
Invitare: Goeff has been invited to Smash Bros!
Diabore: yellow?
Wolfstrike_NL: They should have asked Serge for that role
Marvoleath: Are we awards show now?
Chartle: because they couldn't get the trademark
GapFiller: Geoff biting CheckPoint style
TehAmelie: you're a squid now!
EvilBadman: We need to know if this is handwritten or not to know if it's true
Andromeda7747: We have been taken over by piss
Crad0k: hack the gibxon!
KaleidoscopeMind: the screen matches his shoes
lunik1: I was about to say Yacht Club get a pass on pixel art because they popularised it but then I thought about it...
Foxmar320: Rude
Bearudite: damn
Dog_of_Myth: wow
Izandai: bwuh
Foxmar320: Canada!
CouldntPickAUsername: "nobody liked that"
BrowneePointz: woah new Deadpool game?
GapFiller:

Izandai: Oh
gualdhar: uh
Marvoleath:
Canada 
Izandai: Of course.
Chamelenyan: huh
TheAinMAP:

virre_: Oh
josh___something: Oh, okay fine
Driosenth: burn
Blip2004: can Ryan Renolds get any lamer
A_Dub888:

anosognostic: they went there
SkylerRingtail: Booooo
Bruceski: Deadpool going for cheap heat
crashco17: Lel
BrowneePointz: it's also not Nolan North
Crad0k: is this NPH?
BrowneePointz: who has voiced him for 20 years
xxhanlonsrazorxx: i didnt think deadpool could annoy me more
CouldntPickAUsername: oh hey, they found a way to make me care less about Deadpool
Getter404: The most subversive "humor" paid for by Facebook
OldUncleDan: Not even Takahata 101.
vinewood_og: Metaquest? On your bike....
PhorrestGaze: as long as it's a person...
Lord_Hosk: You're not ryan renalds Graham! Ohhh got um
virre_: I am sure the Hollow Knight focused co-streams took that wwell
Laserbeaks_Fury: ohh Azreal
MomoNo9: I mean, "mild white man" isn't a tough impersonation
Crad0k: neil patrick harris
dippedfeathers: sounds like the love child of ryan reynolds and Neil Patrick Harris
Andromeda7747: I dont want an add for a MetaQuest game to tell me to escape late stage capitalism
accountmadeforants: "Escape late-stage capitalism by funding a megacorp"
SkylerRingtail: You don't get to make anti-capitalist and anti-fascist jokes when you're working with fucking Meta
BrowneePointz: okay Michael Bay-Hem! got me a lil
vinewood_og: What wit? Where?
ogundiety: is that neil patric harris?
TheMadChicken: some of these lines are a bit flat
ogundiety: I think it is?
Alahmnat: "witty"
EvilBadman: How did they monotone Ryan Reynolds
TheMerricat: So... this isn't lighting me on fire with joy.
accountmadeforants: *funding TWO megacorps, at that
raulghoulia: he regrows his suit>
vinewood_og: Nay
korvys: This feels like it has like... 65% of the energy it needs
Simonark: Who broke the fourth wall?
NimrodXIV: they tried
Critterbot: But will there be 4th wall breaking?
MalFnord: yeaaaah nope
leondebowa: meh
Juliamon: I would care AT ALL if it wasn't Meta
Chamelenyan: @EvilBadman yeah i was just thinking they had NO energy
thavleifrim: I wish this was as funny as they clearly wanted it to be
josh___something: They tried
Joecool190: super mid lol
DoodlestheGreat:

beowuuf: chat called it
SocraticMethod: The trailer might have been funnier if it wasn
Foxmar320: News!
Crad0k: less
SocraticMethod: wasn't on SGF
crashco17: There will be one
Drakas: less
Andromeda7747: less
bondeulv: oh, it's today?
Mr_Horrible: that's how they get you thinking, Paul. That's engagement-bait
gualdhar: Dyling Light 3?
lunik1: its 50/50 they will or they won't
Invitare: It doesn't change it, since the chance of a Silksong trailer was already 0%
BrowneePointz: Dying Light: The Beast
GapFiller: too much misdriection either way
TehAmelie: it would be a bit of betrayal if they didn't
BrowneePointz: we saw this at TGA
BrowneePointz: or last year?
alchemistsavant: Deaded Light
Simonark: Experimenting AND humans?
RockPusher: I mean, if you were writing that joke, SIlk Song is a choice that works either way
TheMerricat: This is also the Dead Island folk.
Foxmar320: Stop killing the light we need that
Angreed66: I think silksong will simply drop without any trailers
spethycakes: Dyling Light? More like Half-Light
Chamelenyan: i mean, aren't we all dying?
Dared00: TGA is The Game Awards
Andromeda7747: the light is taking her damn time to die
EvilBadman: TGA is the Game Awards
Tiber727: @SkylerRingtail Even besides that, it feels very "Hello fellow youths. Capitalism sucks amirite?"
SquareDotCube: are people even done with Dying Light 2
thavleifrim: So far I think sonic racing is still the only game I'm likely to play
GapFiller: wht happens at TGA stays at TGA
TheWooglie: and TNG lore
GapFiller: much like DB tbh
KaleidoscopeMind: like birthday plans!
Foxmar320: The only zombie game I can point out at this point is Dead Rising
leondebowa: could be good, but dont have time for zombies
Chamelenyan: my brain will only remember games i'm playing, not games that are coming soon TM
Lord_Hosk: are you killing the light?
Alahmnat: I'll go there. And then I'll be there.
BrowneePointz: OH THIS ONE!
Simonark: Wait. Why would ANYONE want to relive adolescence?
vinewood_og: Nostalgia farming? In a video game?
VorlonScout: Ah yes, the least streamable game
accountmadeforants: Annapurna Interactive is still going?
Getter404: YEP
thatguysteve2709: Can someone tell me the name of the mouse game from the people that made shovel knight
beowuuf: wish touch
Mr_Horrible: @thatguysteve2709 Mina the Hollower
EvilBadman: @thatguysteve2709 mina the harrower
TehAmelie: remember when nostalgia was thought to be a negative medical condition? ah, those were the days
thatguysteve2709: Thank you so much
RatekStormcrow: Are they doing the Into the spiderverse framerate thing ?
SkipIives: Iggy Pop
Getter404: I guess there were a lot of games still under contract that couldn't back out
leondebowa: this looks like a nice animated show
TheMerricat: @TheMerricat Was reported back in September.
virre_: That is a lot of music
TheWooglie: hey look you can't stream it
RockPusher: So an impossible to stream game?
Foxmar320: Yeah
g0blinslide: Are you borderline GenX/Millenial? the game
xxhanlonsrazorxx: speaking as a recently reformed teenager... this is teenage years for my parents
Izandai:

CaptainSpam: "We invite you to relive someone else's teenage memories from a time well before yours!"
gualdhar: Gen X yeah
TheMerricat: This is my teenage.
Diabore: yeah this is 80s teenager
virre_: Its based on that 80s teen movie guy
SkipIives: this is Gen X
Wolfstrike_NL: The 70's Game
EikoandMog: Friendly fellow
VorlonScout: Mixtape is by The Artful Escape's studio, I believe
leondebowa: anime grls
YFiddler: Fake Nostalgia
usmu1976: 48 and remember a lot of those songs
MalFnord: From John Hughes pastiche to anime
OldUncleDan: Child in the 80s, Kid in the 90s, Squid in the 2000s.
Juliamon: I stan fishman already
leondebowa: small child
TehAmelie: the doggo feels very Undertale
Chartle: animedes
BrowneePointz: wait..is it actually a Roguelike?
KaleidoscopeMind: Kitty!
BrowneePointz: omg it's a roguelike
A_Dub888: Call Wheeler!
Chamelenyan: oooh neat
MalFnord: This feels like the kind of game that would be the setting of an isekai manga
EvilBadman: After Hades won GOTY...wait, what? It didn't?
Crad0k: no more cards, please
mjiig: What the latest news on the hades II release date anyway?
RockPusher: Cards. Anime. Wheeler calls dibs?
thatguysteve2709: I want to be fish
KaleidoscopeMind: Doggo!
anclag: What if Hades, but with fish?
Dog_of_Myth: Koi man
spethycakes: Landfish
EikoandMog: I kinda love the fish, yeah
Drakas: this make me want a top down monster hunter type game
lunik1: lvl 100 magikarp
Foxmar320: That outfit is a lot
leondebowa: wonder if fish become dragon?
accountmadeforants: Buff Fish creates a strong first impression
Mai_Andra:
Buff Koi 
OldUncleDan: Is that Sailor Iron Mouse?
KaleidoscopeMind: buff koi is perfectly practical tho
EikoandMog:
@lunik1 
A_Dub888: neat
PhorrestGaze: they're good shoes for magic stuff
DoodlestheGreat: Sure, works for me.
CouldntPickAUsername: in addition to pixel art, I also tire of roguelites
accountmadeforants: Solo developer with the help of 9 friends?
loufghyslaufey: What did Graham think it was called again?
Skeletonman1100: Acts or Axe?
DoodlestheGreat: It's like blowing up your high school.
Simonark: I cannot recommend the 80s in any detail. I want to forget. The 80s were terrible. Pretend the 80s didn’t exist, and happiness can be slightly easier.
raulghoulia: he is a person of interest
BrowneePointz: oh look an oldboy reference >.>
Getter404: "Fight through the mean streets of Duluth Minnesota!"
crashco17: Acts of axe
OldUncleDan: A.C.T. of Blood?
northos:
actses of blood 
SquareDotCube: axe bloody spray
rosesmcgee: So more brutal Sifu
thavleifrim: I mean not to take away from it but are they a solo dev if 9 people helped, that sounds like team of 10
EvilBadman: If only trailers had a logo in them anytime before the end slate
bondeulv: oldboy
TheBorzoi: This is where you're both wrong and it's "Axov Blood"
Dog_of_Myth: Oh, I can see that
Alahmnat: yeah, I was getting that vibe from the locations too, G
Getter404: Wilhelm
BrowneePointz: It looks like SIfu but...clunkier
EikoandMog: Wilhelm, no!
Simonark: Kick someone so hard you perform an x-ray
accountmadeforants: Or Sifu without the martial arts movie aesthetic covering up the violence
EvilBadman: This feels /very/ Sifu inspired
Crad0k: not sure i like the hit stops
liquiddinogaming: You can shoot their bones!
Cptasparagus: mortal kombat boneshow
gnyrinn: Acts of Blood, Axe of Blood, Acts of Ax? Either way, I'm calling the police.
Getter404: Ah yes, I also was The Raid
SocraticMethod: CHainsaws need muscles
SocraticMethod: they are heavy
gualdhar: chainsaws need a mask, otherwise the blood gets in your eyes
beowuuf: @thavleifrim they just provided shoulder rubs and attaboys
ProcyonFlynn: TexasChainsaw basically set the "mask + apron" look
EikoandMog: There's a particular kind of person that uses a chainsaw as a weapon.
Mr_Horrible:
why never Acts of Buds? 
Drakas: i do believe the raid is set in the sleeping dogs universe
Alahmnat: 9 solo devs working together
BrowneePointz: MMPR!
UnknownFriday: The chainsaw man looks like that because of Texas.
leondebowa: a backwords d, a b
TehAmelie: is zero entropy maximum entropy or no entropy?
BrowneePointz: unless it's a different one?
Chamelenyan: solo devs (and uncredited friends)
frnknstn: Somehow this reminds me of max payne
accountmadeforants: One solo devs, 9 friends who all run outsourcing companies
CaptainSpam: Axe of Blood would be a great name for a kitsch retro horror movie.
Getter404: Geoff's deep in AAA, anything under 300 people is a a solo dev
Crad0k: his friends did the mocap
Bruceski: I've used a chainsaw before, any shirt other than a butcher apron just desintigrates
MalFnord: Scott Pilgrim?
northos: ah, the three genders
Andromeda7747: ah the three genders
Cyberegg: Scott Pilgrim?
TheWooglie: I guess one actual developer and the rest doing graphics, sound etc
BrowneePointz: It's Scott Pilgrim!
Mai_Andra: Waiting over a decade? Final Fantasy XVI? Parasite Eve Remake?
Dared00: OH SHIIIIT
MalFnord: shit I called it
Flyingdelorion: It's always the Vegans!
Foxmar320: Yeah Scott Pilgrim
BrowneePointz: New Scott Pilgrim Beat Em up!???
NorthstarTex: Hells YES!
Dog_of_Myth: Heck yeah
Foxmar320: Yes 1 new one!
raulghoulia: Anamanguchi?
Dared00: ANAMANAGUCHI
TehAmelie: a Scott Pilgrim game that's not too late to buy? yay
Foxmar320: New Game
BusTed: With anamanaguchi
anclag: I'm in!
GapFiller: this looks new yeh
Aarek: He is the best fighter in the city
bondeulv: anamanaguchi for sure
EikoandMog: This is def a new one.
accountmadeforants: The old one ruled
Cyberegg: New probaly bassed off takes off
Foxmar320: The first game was great so im here for this
Dog_of_Myth: Okay, this rules
GapFiller: Kings of Power 4 Billion %
BrowneePointz: it was hard as BALLS
EvilBadman: This is done by the same studio as the Marvel one
BrowneePointz: but very good
itsaysTRUENO: "Scott's back! And he's learned nothing from his mistakes!"
Doc_Layzah: A retro pixel game?? How fun! We never see those
korvys: Oh, it had legal isseus, right?
Lord_Hosk: is that enough colors for your pixal art Paul?
korvys: (the original)
raulghoulia: beating up vegans what is this 2009?
Wolfstrike_NL: Bingo!
CouldntPickAUsername: Canada mention again
EvilBadman: (Canada ref)
Chamelenyan: canadian mentioned
beowuuf: drink!
Getter404: Geoff, enough wishing for fights in your hometown
RubikDarkwill: Anamaguchi soundtrack
Foxmar320: Annnnnd Wish listed
BusTed: ☑️
gualdhar: GOEFF'S FROM CANADA! Mark off your square!
TehAmelie: wait, i think it's pronounced "ex". Scott is the ex now
BrowneePointz: Lady D!
BrowneePointz: Maggie is a peach
Foxmar320: Lady D
Laserbeaks_Fury: Lady D
BrowneePointz: RE9!?
TheMerricat: @korvys "The World: The Game, A 2D beat-em-up game released to promote the film Scott Pilgrim VS. The World back in 2010. The game was available for four years, and then pulled from all digital storefronts when Ubisoft lost the rights to the film and comic it was based on."
NorthstarTex: Lady D!
KaleidoscopeMind: legally distinct games advertisements
CouldntPickAUsername: oh look, someone trying to be devolver
BrowneePointz: I've seen Maggie do some D&D and she is DEEPLY funny
Foxmar320: lol
accountmadeforants: "Now, onto the advertisements that we weren't paid for directly"
Chamelenyan: lmao
Izandai:

Foxmar320: They heard you talking bus Graham
accountmadeforants:

Dog_of_Myth: So many butt shots today
AutonomousTurtle: The physics on that top zipping up was...not
Drakas: oh the mount update
TehAmelie: called out by skin
TheMadChicken: so gratuitous lol
7gorobei: thirst person shooter
Mr_Horrible: ironically this has *more* cheesecake than Stellar Blade
EvilBadman: Yeah, you get sprung
Foxmar320: This game is all about the butts
xxhanlonsrazorxx: @7gorobei hehehhe
SquareDotCube: yeah I remember Lost Planet butt
A_Dub888: is it set on the moon?
Foxmar320: It's BUTTS the game
CaptainSpam: ASS: The Musical
Getter404: I went hard on that game for 2 months or so during a lull between releases, it is Aggressively Okay for a Warframe/D2 knockoff
Bearudite: ass pects
VorlonScout:

Mai_Andra:
No, Stellar Blade was good. 
NimrodXIV: the hard
Foxmar320: Same
EvilBadman: This is the Foddy walking game
Mr_Horrible: you heard correct
Chartle: with that which is hard?
Skeletonman1100: This doesn't seem to be allowing time for the clapping and stuff. Lie they are rushing the trailers.
Crad0k: yeah, 'the hard'
lunik1: it would be really funny if the Silksong trainer dropped as one of the commercials
Foxmar320: Everything is happening at us all at once
EvilBadman: Or not lokl
Andromeda7747: we love the hard
Chamelenyan: ooooh
Mai_Andra: (Disclaimer: I've never played First Descendant, and I don't know anything about it.)
Crad0k: is that john st john?
crashco17: Scum 2 kek
Doc_Layzah: I think we've heard this narrator already today
TheMerricat: Scum is STILL around?
OldUncleDan: Fortnight meets Borderlands?
Foxmar320: Uhhhhhhh
Blip2004: oh yeah this game exists
gualdhar: Ok then
Dog_of_Myth: wut
BrowneePointz: that was a Howie
TheMadChicken: 14 year old me would have loved this
Getter404: Heather why did you get that monkey's paw
Alahmnat: who is this trailer for?
Cptasparagus: increment the butt counter
Foxmar320: ???
EvilBadman: Scum, the game I have to keep making sure doesn't get it's logo truncated at work
gualdhar: 0/10 I feel dumber for watching it
SocraticMethod: Rust but More
Getter404: This is too much of the wrong kind of butt
leondebowa: what would i want to play here?
vinewood_og: "Shit hard!"
Izandai: Never heard of that before.
Chamelenyan: oooh full launch
A_Dub888: What's the butt count for the Game Fest so far?
Blip2004: its only been out for like 5 years
Izandai: Kinda wish I still lived in that universe.
Dared00: hahaha, Mindseye
ogundiety: OH this game is a gloriosu train wreck
BrowneePointz: oh this game
SocraticMethod: Bond!
SocraticMethod: Or no
gnyrinn: On the subject of overused songs
Chamelenyan: speaking of songs used in ads a lot
CaptainSpam: Oh, wait, Build A Rocket Boy.
NorthstarTex: Oh this is the Tommee Profit version of Mad World
accountmadeforants: We're finally past the Mad World moratorium?
TheTekkieman: MindsEye?
LurkerSpine: Is this the uh, Blade Runner game?
Mr_Horrible: this is, like, old ex-rockstar or something?
MalFnord: Cyberpunk in Vegas
Dared00: fun fact: Build A Rocket Boy's management team left right before Mindseye's launch *for no reason at all*
leondebowa: ah the sequel to detroit
Juliamon: I do not like these mouths
TehAmelie: that guy had a mad mouth for sure
TheMerricat: That was a Weyland-Yutani logo in his port.....
Darleysam: this studio's from a former Rockstar North head
Crad0k: look, david fitchner won awards for using this in a trailer, you can't do that anymore
SocraticMethod: Oh yeah, it
Aarek: did he not ask for this?
vinewood_og: Even dead, you still have to show up to work. Pfft.
TheTekkieman: Haha! I was right!
Simonark: Wow, it activated
TheWriterAleph: @vinewood_og Capitalism!
lunik1: he'll go and hit a man
vinewood_og: And if you're late, Agent 47.
Andromeda7747: hello hakan abrak
EikoandMog: IO is doing a lot lately.
SocraticMethod: it's the game that was "getting review bombed" and then the execs left
EvilBadman: How do we know this man is not 47
raulghoulia: don't tell me what I noticed
korvys: "You may have noticed... I did not practice this"
Mushbie: thick Danish accent detected
BrowneePointz: So Graham, does this bond look like a Fusion of Henry Cavill and Tom Cruise to you?
EikoandMog: 007 First Light could be REALLY good.
BrowneePointz: cuz he does to me
TheMerricat: Why is Tom Cruise cosplaying as Pierce Brosnan?
leondebowa: have we ever had a good 007 game?
DoodlestheGreat: Oddjob?
Bearudite: it says 47
EikoandMog: @leondebowa Goldeneye?
raulghoulia: $2.47?
leondebowa: @EikoandMog was it though?
korvys: That is... not quite Mads
gnyrinn: Casino Monarchique? Really?
EikoandMog: @leondebowa For the time? Hell yes.
OldUncleDan: And Daniel Craig shows up as Benoit Blanc.
cmdrud87: well, at least mats Mkkeelsen got a good paycheck out of it.
A_Dub888:
that doesn't look like Orson Wells 
Alahmnat: @korvys no one is, really
TehAmelie: i guess it's about time they acknowledged Bond is really just a hitman
Doc_Layzah: Leave Mads Michelson's eyes alone
raulghoulia: will hitman have a poker game in it now?
TheMadChicken: the banker rope LMAO
MalFnord: So like, can we play it so 47's the guy who caps Lechiffre after he tortures Bond?
SocraticMethod: @TehAmelie Bond is an agent provocateur, he's not just a hitman
Diabore: wait why is it 2 10 of spades
NorthstarTex: Gonna search AO3 for this fanfic
CouldntPickAUsername: wait, the Le is part of his name and not a title?
SkylerRingtail: Eesh. Back-to-back ads for content packs
accountmadeforants: 47 was in homing suitcase range, they're already dead
TehAmelie: a bit reductive i know
SquareDotCube: and then it becomes competitive Balatro
Marvoleath: Agent 47 and 007 coming together? good for them
Diabore: ok no it is a club, it didnt look like it
BusTed: Wooo
EikoandMog: Oooooo
g0blinslide: Oh hey, that's the guy
Dog_of_Myth: Hi Mads
Laserbeaks_Fury: You could build a whole Hitman game around Bond levels
BlueMechanic: Yay
gnyrinn: It's June. Next year is not "right around the corner"
spethycakes: that is some hair!
RockPusher: Mads and Kojima just hanging out in the green room?
TheMerricat: WOW a beard really changes a look.
g0blinslide: Have you seen Hannibal?
lunik1: from death stranding‽
EvilBadman: "No, I am breathtaking" (steals all the air)
BusTed: Fresh off of everyone's rewatch of Rogue One
BrowneePointz: He got a taaaaan
Cptasparagus: cue a cover of "Mad World" but Mads World
fiftymcnasty: im mad about Mads
Alahmnat: @BusTed not wrong though, lol
Mushbie: you would think someone would brief Jeff on how "Mads" is pronounced...
Crad0k: 'i got to whip a man in the balls'
BrowneePointz: jesus Josh Rubin's impersonation of him on Dropout was REAL accurate
BlueMechanic: I like watching him in Danish language films where he gets to be a normal guy instead of a criminal or murderer all the time
GapFiller: also noting they brought out Mads for this rather than for Kojima w/ a Death Stranding connection
EikoandMog: I mean, actors are probably the only people who can say "Can't wait to get murdered at work today! :D"
loufghyslaufey: We missed out on him becoming Victor Von Doom, MARVEL!
TheWriterAleph: wait wait is there violence in hitman
e_bloc: I demand locally-produced violence
CouldntPickAUsername: he was just scratching Bond's balls
Diabore: please paul, it was in the nuts
TehAmelie: @EikoandMog actors and game streamers
vinewood_og: Yeah would have been a WAY better Doom.
EikoandMog:
@TehAmelie 
Simonark: Do they have different skills?
korvys: That sounds like a way to lose at poker
gnyrinn: @Mushbie If we had to pause whenever an Anglophone Monoglot mispronounces a foreign name, we would not get anything else done.
Cptasparagus: @EikoandMog Oceangate crew
Diabore: today
Driosenth: ah, no Baccarat
neisan2112: Balatro in Bond?
josh___something: Neat
Marvoleath: @EikoandMog stuntmen as well
SkylerRingtail: Eww, FOMO
josh___something: Ughhhhhhhh
Alahmnat: love fomo
Crad0k: speaking as someone who's very good a chess... that doesn't translate to poker, trust me
EikoandMog: @Marvoleath I include stuntmen as Actors.
vinewood_og: Hitman in Mario Kart World next?
BrowneePointz: They do limited time elusive targets all the time
g0blinslide: They change constantly
Foxmar320: Gross
SocraticMethod: Elusive targets are time-limited
Mollylele: really embarrassing for whoever dressed the two guys on the right to be next to mads in that suit
TheMadChicken: they sometimes come back
Bearudite: you can play it for free for 30 days and then can pay for it
Drakas: @loufghyslaufey Julian McMahon is my doom
Marvoleath: @EikoandMog fair enough
beowuuf: how elusive
RockPusher: CtS game time?
Andromeda7747: Ellusive targets do come back in a stupid way
AutonomousTurtle: Is this just mario party?
dylan16807: I opened the stream on youtube and it has an AI chat summary. Apprently viewers are excited about silksong and half life 3.
SkylerRingtail: Mario Party, but LEGO?
AutonomousTurtle: This is just mario party
TheWooglie: CTS?
RockPusher: LEGO Party
e_bloc: the originality is mindblwing
TheBorzoi: So it's Mario Party with Lego
Foxmar320: Lego Mario Party
Driosenth: lego mario party
EvilBadman: You don't have to use the word Party, lol
Dog_of_Myth: Mario Party but Lego
NimrodXIV: no no LEGO Party. totally different
leondebowa: ah someone else made a marioparty
Mollylele: is there a generation of children who have only played Lego video games but never handled actual Lego?
NorthstarTex: lego party indeed
SocraticMethod: Lego minifigs that speak instead banjo-kazooeing still wierd me out.
vinewood_og: CTS!
Chamelenyan: my nephews would probably like this
TehAmelie: what if they let you BUILD your own minigames
BrowneePointz: depends on how good dthe minigames are and how handholdy the game is
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Anything?
DoodlestheGreat: Guess we'll see this on CtS.
Lord_Hosk: coming to a crossing the streams near you!
Dog_of_Myth:

RockPusher: I wonder if the Mario LEGO appears in the LEGO Mario Party?
BrowneePointz: cuz some of these Mario Party likes are so handholdy it sucks the fun out
Getter404: Might be time to finally refilm the intro?
Mushbie: @gnyrinn oh I don't expect anyone to correct him, but I would expect some kind of preparation on something of this scale. but yeah you are right
AutonomousTurtle: Was that a giant enemy crab reference in 2025?
Andromeda7747: Anyhting we programmed
SkylerRingtail: Only 60 mini-games? Seems rather low
TheAinMAP:

RockPusher: Oh, I accidentally the name
korvys: I appreciate a game going with the logical name
Simonark: Will this game brick my console?
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I expect a Crossing The Streams episode
leondebowa: already out
Sethalidos: @Simonark boooo
TheWriterAleph: got here late. has geoff mentioned canada yet?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Concord 2?
loufghyslaufey: Cool. Lava Kraken.
Andromeda7747: @TheWriterAleph yes
Alahmnat: love an Artifact
SocraticMethod: It
BrowneePointz: that text gave me Wildstar Online flashbacks
TheWriterAleph: @Andromeda7747 never change, geoff
accountmadeforants: @BrowneePointz Same!
SocraticMethod: it's team vehicle pvp game
Lord_Hosk: ohh
TehAmelie: [sarcastically] wouldn't they start releasing games for Switch 2 now that it's out?
Bruceski: I've seen NS2, is that Switch 2?
Driosenth: The Artifact©
Darleysam: played the beta of this, and enjoyed it a lot
Aarek: the art style does that too
SocraticMethod: Like blackwake or Skies of Icarus
Getter404: It's a loot race
TheMerricat: Claymation aesthetic the new thing chat?
Akaiatana: I've seen some of the closed beta, it's good
Wolfstrike_NL: That chrosshair was not on the player model hitbox
Alahmnat: looks more like Spark in Crucible
Lord_Hosk: looks like Sea of thieves in space
Marvoleath: Counter Strike but cute?
loufghyslaufey: "anybody steals from everybody" is the mood I recall from this game?
Akaiatana: Yeah, it's a lobby of ships and ship crews
Getter404: Grab X items, get to the exit, but there's other crews to deal with and your ship is your respawn point so if that's gone you're DOA
Andromeda7747: I love The Artifact tm
Darleysam: very Space of Thieves, but more expressly PvP
Alahmnat: wait, Rift, not Spark. The Spark is the thing in Rift
TehAmelie: Sea of Thieves of Stars
Mr_Horrible: @Andromeda7747 don't we all?
SquareDotCube: multiplayer Heat Signature
SocraticMethod: Anyone played Blackwake? It's similar but with some PVE and other teams
Getter404: @BrowneePointz I want to say Ex-Bioware but I'm not sure
EikoandMog: Same, G
e_bloc: that also describes monopoly
Andromeda7747: I do love some blight
spethycakes: Ohhhh Guacamelee!
Simonark: Wait, Geoff let someone ELSE mention Toronto?
ogundiety: nobody saves the world was excellent
CaptainSpam: Guacamelee was great.
Getter404: The new Ninja Gaiden
Mr_Horrible: Game Kitchen, yeah
BrowneePointz: Ninja Gaiden Ragebound
BrowneePointz: Rageborn? Ragebound
loufghyslaufey: Nobody? As in Nobody down to "Nobody?"
Aarek: that's how you get preon diseases
xxhanlonsrazorxx: oh shit its tomb of the old gods
korvys: Bastion-like, pelase
SocraticMethod: Hand of FAte-like
TheWriterAleph: Hyper Blight Drifter
josh___something:
Supergiant-like 
Alahmnat: it's a rule
Mr_Horrible: it looks a little too adventure-y for roguelike, imo
accountmadeforants: @korvys But Bastion wasn't a roguelike
TehAmelie: i do sense a certain Hades effect
anosognostic: game about beating a dead horse
Perivale: There's always water in the waterfall
EikoandMog: I feel game
CaptainSpam: Illin'!
e_bloc: I check them in real life too
Laserbeaks_Fury: Village?
Andromeda7747: so do you think these people started making hadeses before hades 2 was announced or
loufghyslaufey: 2 & a 1/2 dimensions-like?
Redbassist: Shoot to ill
Diabore: if theres something behind the waterfall its overplayed, but i will raise hell when theres nothing behind that waterfall
fiftymcnasty: check their license
RockPusher: Ludicrous Gibs!
Crad0k: NOPE NOPE
Crad0k: ALL THE NOPE
kimmibeans: Nopee
accountmadeforants: Up the butt count
crashco17: Best game by far
Lord_Hosk: Someone needs to clean up some of this
Mollylele: too many butts
Getter404: Again: Take the monkey's paw away from Heather. This is the wrong butts
kimmibeans: This might even be too nope for Let's Nope
Juliamon: At least it's upfront with its aesthetic
TheWriterAleph: Overstimulated Discombobulation
TheMadChicken: wow this is horrible
e_bloc: awhy would you make anything non-visual
anosognostic: but your viscera and limbs/members are kinda different parts tho
SkylerRingtail: I'll give them credit: actually horrifying
neisan2112: Viceral Dismemberment only had a few good albums
e_bloc: *viseral
loufghyslaufey: So gore, Kay. Nah, brb
EikoandMog: Is that our first game reveal dong?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: It will be fun to watch this on lets nope from the other room
Mollylele: i'm sure the story is rich and layered
NimrodXIV: we have Resident Evil at home
Cptasparagus: a whole frathouse of the bois
MalFnord: hey wait was that zombie hanging dong?
Chamelenyan: this reminds me of the monsters for still wakes the deep a little
NorthstarTex: that was a large lad
TheWriterAleph: siiiiick
TheMadChicken: jesus h christ
ThirdGames: II look forward to this on Let's Nope
Alahmnat: it's wild how all the plagues that make you naked also make you completely null
SocraticMethod: Call Adam! It's the giant enemy baby!
e_bloc: well that's revolting
crashco17: I'll pass on this one looks boring
tod_vom_himmel: OKAY
swampcat12: this one looks cool
EikoandMog:

vinewood_og: I'll? I'll what?
tod_vom_himmel: sold
Marvoleath: kick the baby!
NorthstarTex: ok, kicking baby zombies, sold
LurkerSpine: woo this looks fun
Lord_Hosk: OK, but the number of people that were naked implies that they all took OFF their cloths
RockPusher: More games need a kick key
DandyGeek: it’s like Dead Alive but without any sense of comedy
accountmadeforants: And now, for a Mecha-Break
accountmadeforants enters Gundam
TehAmelie: maybe turning into a zombie makes you really hot
TheWriterAleph: @Marvoleath kick that beat like an ugly baby
EikoandMog: Man, those water slides would have taken FOREVER
Foxmar320: Hello DandyGeek
Mai_Andra: MechaBreak, you say? Somebody mentioned a beta...
TehAmelie: (before you become not hot)
Scy_Anide: The Vlasik Federation? Like the pickles?
A_Dub888: why does that counter have SO MANY DIGITS?
BrowneePointz: things turned bad for Overwatch Kid
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Why does a mech game need a horny character creator?
Chamelenyan: yeah this songs is a bop
BrowneePointz: Tracer can't save him now
EvilBadman: kick a baby mech
KaleidoscopeMind: that plushie is much too clean
kimmibeans: This song slaps
accountmadeforants: Remember, break-time for the Mechas is break-time for the pilots! Remember to cycle your orange tang!
SocraticMethod: Move like gundam
Getter404: It's Mech Overwatch
thmanwithnoname: please, it's robutt.
LurkerSpine: think like pvp zone of enders
BrowneePointz: It's PvP or PvPvE
Jillexie: More like Gundam
thavleifrim: I hope this game is good
Mai_Andra: I wonder if it will get console release.
Chronomagistrate: Yeah, music is real neat
Cptasparagus: gundam seed style
leondebowa: seems like mech vs elemental
BrowneePointz: Quicksilver?
Nigouki: song sounds like We Have Hiroyuki Sawano At Home
TehAmelie: question, if you're firing 4 miniguns on the same turret, do they all need tracer rounds?
couchboyj: Zone of the Enders vibes
TheWooglie: someone didn't turn their mic on
e_bloc: the future seems bad, but the music seems so, so good
Redbassist: Quattro bagina?
Chamelenyan: i'm gonna have to find this song
frnknstn: Mecha with a trance beat is a thing I didn't know I needed
NorthstarTex: solid groove
Foxmar320: Music is a bob
vinewood_og: A weapon to surpass metal gear?
EvilBadman: This sounds like the P5 Vocalist
Mai_Andra: It's hype.
accountmadeforants: Oh yeah, it does sound hella Hiroyuki Sawano
JessieImproved: There is so much untapped Unskippable content now
Alahmnat:
@TehAmelie what kind of question is that? 
SocraticMethod: It
RatekStormcrow: The Music makes me think this game is called: "Persona: Mech"
TheWriterAleph: @couchboyj god i loved z.o.e.
MalFnord: This has serious Gundam Wing AMV energy
Getter404: Reminds me of the Origa songs from GitS:SAC
SocraticMethod: It's similar to ARmored COre or ZoE
Cptasparagus: yeah you never believe these games until you see the gameplay
leondebowa: id watch this anime
Lord_Hosk: im hype for this, but I have a feeling the gameplay is nothing like that trailer
gualdhar: actual game play is pixel Mechwarrior
Alahmnat: more solo devs
BrowneePointz: Infinitesemals
Sarah_Serinde: 8 people? Must be a solo dev
TheWooglie: is listing the size of the studio a new thing for 2025?
frnknstn: @gualdhar it just keeps sounding better!
TheWriterAleph: CWAB
Alahmnat: Antz is back?
Scy_Anide: 8 single devs
Andromeda7747: made by 10,000 single devs working together
riveyan: It says "Epic Games Publishing", so this is might just be an Epic Games exclusive?
TheMerricat: Look it's one developer, one CEO, one HR rep, and 6 janitorial staff.
Nigouki: edgy Bug's Life? hell yes
A_Dub888: Kevin Spacy?
korvys: Honey I Shrunk the Horizon Zero Dawn
vinewood_og: Did we interrupt his calibrations?
lunik1: looks more like Antz
JosephDeath: Grounded meets Halo
TehAmelie: a 6 polycule dev team
Anaerin: So: Grounded meets Battletech?
Getter404: Is this just Grimdark Pikmin?
TheWriterAleph: A Bot's Life
KaleidoscopeMind: disney bug's life live action remake
FoxBehindTheTree: gnats are gonna be bad this year... cicadas too
corylus22: Is this Avatar but Antz?
TheWooglie: grounded with guns
DoodlestheGreat: I dunno. Something about this game bugs me. :tf:
Mr_Horrible: but will they be realistic enough to trigger the ick, is the question
SocraticMethod: Bug Vanquish?
Foxmar320: This is a odd Pikmin mod
BrowneePointz: this honestly looks rad
EvilBadman: Jet Force Gemini joke here
RatherLargeToad: Kamen Rider got weird
A_Dub888: @TheWooglie Grunded
Alahmnat: lol G
GapFiller: Jon Peters!
TheMadChicken: that looks cool
Laserbeaks_Fury: To INfintesimal And Beyond
TheWriterAleph: oh that's a cool name actually
lunik1: Ants uhhhh find a way
leondebowa: reminds me of that in the garden game
NorthstarTex: decent idea
Mai_Andra: ♫ Wild Wild West ♫
Chamelenyan: oh hi crowd
Bearudite: do you mean Antz?
Andromeda7747: Sonic?
korvys: Sonic
tsp397: Sonic?
Nigouki: MGS
Redbassist: We have Garrus at home
A_Dub888: Silksong?
Nigouki: this is Delta
TehAmelie: the word infinitesimal has one more I than i think it should have
korvys: Tomb Raider?
Foxmar320: RE9
Dared00: RESIDENT EVILLLL
korvys: Ah
BrowneePointz: RE5 eremake?
Mollylele: heather's favorite ip: fire
e_bloc: meanwhile I crumble to dust
BrowneePointz: or re9?
BusTed: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society
AutonomousTurtle: Code Veronica remake?
accountmadeforants: @Getter404 Oh, it literally was Hiroyuki Sawano
RayFK: Mom
SkylerRingtail: Gods, I am *so* *sick* of Resident Evil.
Scy_Anide: Are there even raccoons in the RE series?
FoxBehindTheTree: adams happy
Lord_Hosk: on sale
NorthstarTex: mommy?
Foxmar320: Resident Evil 9 please
RealOGLobster: someone give Racoon City a break
Alahmnat: this is how you know it's not an AI video, the wine glass is completely full
EvilBadman: good on Capcom for giving Maggie so much additional work
accountmadeforants: "We're making Marvel Vs. Capcom 4"
Getter404: Okay I blinked now what
e_bloc: they really blew it when you skipped the resident evil/bloomburrow cross over
Dared00: THAT'S IT?????
KaleidoscopeMind: casually holding a copper chalice
TheWriterAleph: cool.
leondebowa: remake RE5 you cowards
SocraticMethod: @RealOGLobster Considering its a glowing radioactive crater, I don't think anything else is happening there
A_Dub888: cool
Foxmar320: Sir
accountmadeforants: "What do you MEAN ArcSys is making a Marvel game?"
Chamelenyan: lmao
NorthstarTex: soon[tm]
TheMadChicken: i know you want more RE but NO
Drakas: a resident evil extraction shooter would work
UnknownFriday: They should've just put every camera 20% lower to give the impression she's gigantic.
AfroThoz: It's called bioshock in japan, but like in english
RatherLargeToad: Secret Mega Man Announcement
FoxBehindTheTree: i love birthday I O U
RayFK: Hey Kenny
korvys: Kenny!
NorthstarTex: KENNY!
TehAmelie: if Racoon City was a racoon it would be the one that tries to wash a marshmallow that instantly dissolves, over and over
Dog_of_Myth: Kenny!
DoodlestheGreat: SOON™
Chamelenyan: love when a games studio says "we are making games i promise"
GapFiller:
literally actual Kenny
DandyGeek: “I’m too busy gettin’ crunked, ask later” is a real mood
BrowneePointz: ALEX!@
RayFK: Street Fighter
Getter404: Alex!
BrowneePointz: SF6
Izandai: Street Fighter X WWE?
korvys: SF
Foxmar320: Uhhh
BrowneePointz: IT'S FUCKING ALEX!
leondebowa: ken?
saucemaster5000: ALEX???
NorthstarTex: SF Kenny?
TheWooglie: their birthday means they don't have to make a trailer
30teracyte: alex.....
RayFK: HA
RayFK: C viper
Getter404: YES
BrowneePointz: C Viper!?
RayFK: Fuck yeah
Dog_of_Myth: hahahahah
TheWriterAleph:
HAHA 
saucemaster5000: C VIPER
Nigouki: OH GOD
30teracyte: C viper!!!!
Mai_Andra: !!!!!!
tod_vom_himmel: fucking WHAT
accountmadeforants: Omfg Viper
FoxBehindTheTree: what the hecking heck lol
Mollylele: dandygeek just said "oh sh- whaaa?"
josh___something: C Viper XD
Skeletonman1100: thi is great.
OmegaZen000: STREET FIGHTER!
Chamelenyan: this is wild
TheWriterAleph: Kenny's losin his shit
virre_: This feels very Kenny Omega
Blip2004: wow, wrestlers comit to the bit
drcthulu: C Viper
TheMadChicken: what is happening LMAO
Foxmar320: Gotta show this to Adam
Cptasparagus: happy pride?
OmegaZen000: INGRID!!!!!
BrowneePointz: oh ew the leak was real
Dog_of_Myth: YES
LurkerSpine: no not ingrid
LurkerSpine: noooo
Getter404: Do the Rich Girl Sweep!
e_bloc: you know what, if I can play as Orange Cassidy I'll give it a shot
A_Dub888: Man divirticulitis took him places
spethycakes: I am such a fan of whatever this is
accountmadeforants: I love this
OldUncleDan: City Hunter remake?
rosesmcgee: God bless pro wrestlers who are unafraid to be silly
Nigouki: Thank God we're going back to WEIRD video game ads
Mai_Andra:
no... is this how they announce Season 3 characters 
TheWriterAleph: please be a just-Kenny fighting game
vinewood_og: Hey I'll say this, the man knows his audience.
TehAmelie: i thought i saw Ultimate Warrior for a moment but that would probably have been weird
RayFK: That was so good
kimmibeans: I'm dying! A+ trailer
BrowneePointz: Season 3
GapFiller: oooh Don Callis is gonna be mad at Kenny stealing his bald look
OldUncleDan: Sagat??? Funk Dat!
Izandai: Ooh next SF6 season.
tod_vom_himmel: WAIT THATS THE SEASON 3 ?
Dog_of_Myth: Neat
A_Dub888: Put Kenny in SF6 you cowards!
BrowneePointz: yes that's Season 3
Scy_Anide: Yeah is there DLC skins of Kenny cosplays?
OmegaZen000: Amazing trailer for s3
korvys: And it has nothing to do with Kenny at all, he's just there
BusTed: what a way to drop that announcement
e_bloc: I can't process Kenny Omega in SF6
Diabore: hes so fucking good and a such a god damned nerd
Getter404: Concorde 2?
Alahmnat: Legally Distinct Shaft theme
Anaerin: Is this a Fortnight?
TehAmelie: Team Fortress 3? that would be an upstart
alchemistsavant: I love the style for this
dippedfeathers: yeah this is team fortress 4
Chamelenyan: fortnite overwatch?
edgeyberzerker: I've met Kenny Omega and I can also verify he is a certified awesome guy!
SocraticMethod: THats some 70s style
TheMadChicken: this looks like team fortress
BrowneePointz: a nearly 10/10 trailer for s3...and then they showed Ingrid
NorthstarTex: Kenny does not make it a secret that he loves videogames in his wrestling, and its awesome
DoodlestheGreat: Fork Knife?
NimrodXIV: it is giving Team Fortress
Nigouki: some dev got tired of Valce not updating TF2?
Blip2004: why is everything 3rd person now
TheWriterAleph: copyright infringement *bonk*
Foxmar320: Dig the graphics
leondebowa: capture the fllag?
drcthulu: Valve doesn't like doing 3's
Anaerin: CTF in Fortnite?
Juliamon: Honestly vibing with this
Marvoleath: that was clearly 2 flags
Marvoleath: how is it the last?
CouldntPickAUsername: Paul you tell the lumberjack that
Alahmnat: that's quitter talk, Paul
EvilBadman: the super Fortnit font damage numbers
Foxmar320: Are you gonna tell the lumberjack that? Dude looks swol
riveyan: Daddy Lumberjack though lol
A_Dub888: Concord?
Dared00: @Blip2004 in 1st person you can't see your cosmetics you bought
rosesmcgee: we're looking at a parallel universe where fortnite decided to be a CTF game
Nigouki: hey, Canada was represented by Lumber Gundam in the 13th Gundam Fight
Getter404: No thank you
korvys: I think she was the samurai
OmegaZen000: This looks fun
TehAmelie: i mean does Valve even make games anymore? or just hats
Wolfstrike_NL: No
UnknownFriday: Wait, is this a secret Panalysts game?
NorthstarTex: nah
accountmadeforants: Evidently her class is "The Goth"
SocraticMethod: If TF2 was 50s then this is 70s. I like the progression
drcthulu: the Archer?
accountmadeforants: OBVIOUSLY the 1970s
Mr_Horrible: that is not what the 70's looked like, Geoff
Mr_Horrible: don't lie to me
BrowneePointz: Previews for this were VERY positive Graham
TheMerricat: Soulslike action RPG
EvilBadman: This is gonna be on Gamepass
Foxmar320: Pinwheel?! Thats a Korok!
e_bloc: *marks soulslike on the bingo card*
accountmadeforants: 👀
Chamelenyan: @e_bloc again
leondebowa: sekero 2?
Getter404: @e_bloc Didn't you mark that like 4 times already?
EikoandMog: More Wuxia is always welcome.
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: The 8th Sin returns
e_bloc:
@Getter404 yeah, but all the squares on my card are soulslikes 
EvilBadman: @Chamelenyan @e_bloc marking "marking any action combat game as "soulslike"" off
riveyan: Not enough Wuxia or Tiansha games that are translated
BrowneePointz: all I know is the previews for this were VERY positive
riveyan: Tianxia*
BusTed: Real Men in Tights opening energy
TehAmelie: that was a bendy lady
TheMadChicken: that game is coming to gamepass
Nigouki: The Year is 2050: History of various world cultures is taught through Soulslike games.
leondebowa: pretty game
TheMadChicken: just FYI
BrowneePointz: what?
RayFK: What
TheMadChicken: WAIT
LurkerSpine: let's go!!!!
TheWriterAleph: wu-taaang
empyreon: WHAT
NorthstarTex: wut
Getter404: Wu-Tang? For the Children?!
TheMadChicken: NO
Dog_of_Myth: Wu Tang!!
spethycakes: Wuchang into Wu-Tang?
EikoandMog: HOLD UP
Crad0k: 1wait
Juliamon: WU?
virre_: Wait
FoxBehindTheTree: excuse me
OmegaZen000: WHAT!?
JessieImproved: It's FOREVER
EvilBadman: Protect YA NECK
accountmadeforants: Omfg
SkipIives: wu-tang
TheMadChicken: LOL
BusTed: Wild
MalFnord: holy shit
NorthstarTex: wu-tang beat em up?
Jillexie: WAT
FoxBehindTheTree: WHAT!
Dog_of_Myth: YES IM IN
virre_: okey
GapFiller: KIN YES
Getter404: Ooh baby. I like it raw.
TheMadChicken: this looks sick not gunna lie
TheWriterAleph: HELL. YES.
Chamelenyan: oh this art style is lovely
Tiber727: @Nigouki I'm ready for Gilgamesh Souls.
dippedfeathers: ok
Cptasparagus: WuTangdes
NorthstarTex: GIB
OmegaZen000: YES
ContingentCat: wat
GapFiller: gimme f'n gimme
empyreon: I'm 100% on board
Skeletonman1100: inspired by their music this game captures the thrill of their music.
leondebowa: okay
JessieImproved: Okay this is great
Andromeda7747: sure why not
hiFunko: excellent, a new entry in the wutang cinematic universe
e_bloc: has wu tung been made into a game before
Coloneljesus: woo brothers?
TheMerricat: wu brothers?
crashco17: The rizza
FoxBehindTheTree: WOOO brothers lol
crashco17: The jizza
Alahmnat: that's a whole 6 devs
Nigouki: what
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NorthstarTex: oh right, GW2 is a thing
TheMadChicken: that game still exists???
Nigouki: Guild Wars is still around!?
GapFiller: e_bloc Shaolin Style for the PS1
vinewood_og: When your father the Ghostface Killah gets home....
EvilBadman: GW2, 13 years old
Uzumaki15: Guild Wars 2 still exists?
Mr_Horrible: one MMO at a time
lunik1: it's free real estate
rosesmcgee: Are they telling us how many devs are involved so we can estimate the future layoff numbers?
VorlonScout: Gonna have to add "mentions size of dev team" to the bingo card
frnknstn: So they put the Wuchang next to the Wutang??
EikoandMog: FF14 has a legitimate housing problem, to be fair.
TheWriterAleph: wtf this game is still alive??
Foxmar320: Old
BrowneePointz: 12 years?
SquareDotCube: 2012
Alahmnat: it's as old as D2
BrowneePointz: 13 years?
LurkerSpine: Guild Wars 2 is like, 12 or 13
Getter404: GW2 was like... what, 2007? 2008?
YawnLance: Like 12 / 13 years?
kimmibeans: Yup. I have friends who still play pretty regularly
TehAmelie: does anyone have "not a single trailer with women characters where they're not scantily clad or naked" on their card?
Mai_Andra: they're finally adding player housing in World of Warcraft, too.
Skye_Stryke: 2012 looks like
MTigress: happy birthday!
thavleifrim: 2012 iirc
FoxBehindTheTree: cries in wow
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I remember it was old when I replayed it. And I played it a long time ago
FoxBehindTheTree: yeeeeeah
AfroThoz: need some wu-tang!
A_Dub888: 2012 was THIRTEEN years ago?!
TheWriterAleph: "hey don't forget about us!" the ad
spethycakes: @TehAmelie I know better, sadly
BusTed: 🍄
Getter404: Oh, it's a Genshin.
Juliamon: that's extremely Hoyo
Chamelenyan: but is it actually hoyo?
SocraticMethod: @TheWriterAleph Still has about 20M active players and 200k daily active players
Crad0k: legally distinct pikachu
TheBorzoi: It's another Nintendo lawsuit is what this is.
Angreed66: but humans are the real monsters
ContingentCat: that's how a lot of people get their cat creatures
loufghyslaufey: Dang it, Palworld? Again!?
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mjiig: We live in a world full of weird creatures but if I walked into a pikachu on my way to work I'd still be freaked out
Skeletonman1100: Montage into the next segment!
TheWriterAleph: @SocraticMethod no shade, i'm proud of them for stickin it out
Chamelenyan: geff has to go to the bathroom real quick
Dog_of_Myth: Epic ad
Getter404: Yes
Foxmar320: I did get a drop
loufghyslaufey: You mean a "Gacha" genre game?
Dog_of_Myth: Yes
Getter404: It was 30 minutes
Anaerin: Yes, you have drops.
SocraticMethod: There was a drop for Soulframe
TehAmelie: every time i notice Sonic has a single eyeball i get a little more freaked out
BrowneePointz: Shitterjunk
Foxmar320: For a game ive never hear dof and don't play
Crad0k: i got something called 'soulframe'?
Getter404: Soulframe. a fantasy game from the Warframe devs
Aarek: Warframe Dev new game
Blip2004: lol the epic store "We still exist please buy something"
accountmadeforants: Yeah I got a drop and I have no idea what it is
Invitare: Soulframe drop, which is strange because I don't think DE are even at the Game Fest
PTElder: The drop for this stream is Soulframe (Warframe but fantasy)
Getter404: Pensive Kazoos.
ContingentCat: um
loufghyslaufey: That one with the Ultron-looking character looked like a Rivals Game, right?
EikoandMog: Okay, you have my attention.
OldUncleDan: Aren't all Outcasts generally down on their luck?
accountmadeforants: Strong start
spethycakes:
yes for kazoos
TheWriterAleph: okay, got me. well done
Andromeda7747: You have my attention
e_bloc: nailed it
Scy_Anide: Unlike all those other games which had action but were not Action.
BrowneePointz: OW
accountmadeforants: Strong follow-through
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OmegaZen000: @loufghyslaufey That was Rivals IIRC
Foxmar320: Gross
TheWriterAleph: big Conker vibes
CouldntPickAUsername: this is the year of games inspired by cuphead or inscryption
TehAmelie: there's some sort of not-Tex Avery quality animation going on here
NorthstarTex: this is the bad trip
loufghyslaufey: Something called Soul frame, no idea what it means?
EvilBadman:
Someone make a game in 90s classic Cool World 
TheMadChicken: the thing cuphead did though was actually nail to vibes
loufghyslaufey: Down on- a warp SFX?
TehAmelie: i don't mean negatively, i think they're doing something weirdly original
korvys: the real villain... is alcoholism
TheMadChicken: this just kind of alludes to them
Getter404: So we've reached the Early 360 era of Nostalgia Platformers
Mr_Horrible: @EvilBadman how much do we think Brad Pitt would cost these days?
BrowneePointz: they said roguelike ye?
jamesk902: Honestly, this hurts to look at.
TheWriterAleph: More Cuphead than Cuphead
loufghyslaufey: I thought I heard a warp room sound from Star Trek?
Foxmar320: poot
Marvoleath:
teeth the game?
Getter404: NOPE
Wolfstrike_NL: the 2nd fart game today
BusTed: nah
loufghyslaufey: So it's a purgatory world?
Andromeda7747: hello ian proux
Sarah_Serinde: hat's not a great look yeah
empyreon: yeah nah
riveyan: Gross hat
Chamelenyan: oh no
Dared00: ew
Mr_Horrible: I don't think you've founded 1,047 different games, pal
Andromeda7747: oh bad hat
SkylerRingtail: Nah, screw you and your hat dude.
vinewood_og: Thanks for dressing up
Wolfstrike_NL: Boo this guy
DandyGeek: that hat, woof
gnyrinn: That's a lot of games to have founded
TehAmelie: Ian Prou the 60th?
Foxmar320: Wow he just came out and said it
Laserbeaks_Fury: Now I'm torn
swampcat12: oh and here i was excited for this game 😔😔
Alahmnat: this guy is definitely Making Choices
2Flower: this ain't it, hat guy
Darleysam: choices have been made...
DoodlestheGreat: No arguments.
Veshnikard: Such an edgy guy
YFiddler: Yikes
frnknstn: Broken clock etc
nymistrya: God I wanted to be excited for this, but this guy sucks
DoodlestheGreat: Will they mention the crouchfart
Crad0k: christ
BrowneePointz: good message, bad hat
Chamelenyan: uuuuh okay
SkylerRingtail: Immediately puts on Ignore list
TheWriterAleph: kbye
Mollylele: rip that guy
CouldntPickAUsername: that was not an enthusiastic crowd I noticed
AfroThoz: yay codebros
Juliamon: yes very cool strategically dropped f-bomb
JosephDeath: Wasn't super interested in this... less interested now
Andromeda7747: wowie he said a swear word how subversive i have been subversed
Dared00: all of this is so tryhard
Foxmar320: Just not interested
frnknstn: Tragic news: Worst person you know made a good point
Dog_of_Myth: eh
MTigress: that was totally a bullet-jump from warframe
korvys: Is this Imagine Dragons?
TheWriterAleph: ladies and gentlemen... imagine dragons
loufghyslaufey: (coughs) Idiocracy! (coughs)
Capt_clown: Looking forward to this game bombing & him blaming everyone else on Twatter
TehAmelie: when everyone else is making 3-team games, these people go one step further
alchemistsavant: they picked the worst song for this lmao
Mushbie: @korvys it is
Alahmnat: I don't want to play a game with an audience who responds to this guy's marketing
anclag: if I was of the age where I was hoping my parents didn’t hear that, I’d be really excited for this
Mollylele: the jocks and the gamers have merged
NorthstarTex: if I wanted to play UT2k4 I'd just play UT2k4
korvys: that seems... correct
EikoandMog: @Mollylele That happened back with MLG.
vinewood_og: The cringeometer just went over 9000
crashco17: Imagine draggin deez
TheWriterAleph: this looked "okay" until the gameplay started... then it got meh
Chartle: i miss tribes
Juliamon: yeah, I cannot fault the music choice for this
EvilBadman: The trickshot montages of this are gonna be wild
Aarek: This seems like the most generic FPS ever
SocraticMethod: It's Halo++
BrowneePointz: yea this feels like old school Halo 2 levels of slidey etc
Capt_clown: Oh, look... It's generic as hell... Like that fascist
e_bloc: this resembles what would happen if an AI made a game and could only reference valorent and borderlands
wedge_x: AAApex
swampcat12: and I really loved the first game, too. big disappointed.
BrowneePointz: Oh this one!
lord_wertornion: the skill needed is very high
LibraryWitchKei: Oh hello
BusTed: RGG...
Dared00: oh, Project Century
TheWriterAleph: and now for something completely different
BrowneePointz: oh is this new?
Anaerin: DefendTheHouse have already been playing with it, and managed to get a rocket looping infinitely that lasted for over 20 minutes.
Dared00: the Yakuza team
LurkerSpine: Yakuza devs
BrowneePointz: Ryuga go Gotoku ye
BusTed: Yakuza games
TheBorzoi: Project Millenium?
Skeletonman1100: Phoenix Rising: Phoenix Wright Origin Reboot Redev.
BrowneePointz: Yakuza devs
30teracyte: VF6?
EvilBadman: RGG are the Yakuza folk
Cannons_are_an_instrument: I quite enjoyed Splitgate 1 as an arena shooter, idk why they'd change the genre for a sequel
JosephDeath: I was suddenly terrified that this was gonna be Benson Boone
TheBorzoi: Project Century, even
TehAmelie: the mist is thicker than Silent Hill and i like it
OmegaZen000: VF6????
Getter404: "Somehow, Kiryu has discovered time travel"
accountmadeforants:
Yakuza and Virtua Fighter 
Foxmar320: Looks like it
30teracyte: yeah its virtua fighter 6
MTigress: nice!
TheMadChicken: oh they announced this in December
lunik1: Yakuza Minus One
spethycakes: ooooh
Juliamon: this is that think they previewed yeah
MTigress: Ian is gonna be happy
BrowneePointz: wait...this is a different decade isn't it?
Juliamon: thing
30teracyte: oh nvm
TheTekkieman: Taisho era!
vinewood_og: Crate Loading Simulator
SkipIives: red dead yakuza?
Mollylele: this is a laser beam pointed right at Ian
BrowneePointz: I thought the first one was in the 20s?
Marvoleath: Yakuza: The Old Country?
ArtOfStuttering: Sometimes I wonder what kind of game would have a trailer with Rage Against The Machine
gnomonclature: Wait... 1943?
Andromeda7747: This was at TGA i think?? looks very cool ngl
virre_: I recognize that bridge
MalFnord: 1943 Japan? This could get spicy
Juliamon: they didn't say what it was at the time
KaleidoscopeMind: 1943 is... a choice year in japan
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Capt_clown: Please tell me you get to fistfight MacArthur
leondebowa: which historical figure will kyriu be this time?
BusTed: ally oop
Jillexie: Confused about the selected year
Aarek: yeah 1943 was certainly a year to choose
LurkerSpine: looks like they had an investigation mechanic
Scy_Anide: They've got all the weather effect! Water. Fire. You name it!
TehAmelie: before the bombs, eh
BrowneePointz: did they just say a slur?
aquinas_0: judgement -1 the awakening
BusTed: seemed like it
accountmadeforants: Also featuring Majiuma as Majima
Getter404: Oh, he's one of them there Blue Eye Samurais
Dared00: Stranger Thand Heaven
RockPusher: The RGG Beat-em-up for this cycle then
EvilBadman: That map looked very familiar with a new coat of pain
Foxmar320: One more thing?
Driosenth: 1943... interesting choice
A_Dub888: Will there be kareoke?
MalFnord: Maybe the protag is immortal?
RatherLargeToad: Does he also want to kill CHAOS?
Darleysam: Marathon!
Coloneljesus: kojima?
Andromeda7747: Can we punch Hirohito
Dared00: Concord TWO
Skeletonman1100: FF17?
Juliamon: not Silkson then
vinewood_og: Half Life 3?
A_Dub888: Kingdom Hearts 4?
Darleysam: Half-Life 3!
TheMadChicken: is geoff crying?
crashco17: Half life 3333
Capt_clown: Bully 2?
Lord_Hosk: Half like 4
Foxmar320: lol
Getter404: FBI?
SkylerRingtail: FBI...Control 2?
korvys: Control?
GapFiller:

Nigouki: watch it be Quantic Dream again
Mai_Andra: Death Stranding 3
leondebowa: control 2?
TheMadChicken: control 2?
Anaerin: Remedy, is that you?
Chamelenyan: silksong looks weird
Cavemanhar: stanley parable 2
crashco17: Death stranding 2
RubikDarkwill: Control?
Capt_clown: Law & Order; Twin Peaks
vinewood_og: Reports Filing Simulator
TheWriterAleph: no it's actual fbi
Foxmar320: Control 2?
Invitare: This is the story of a man named Stanley?
Cannons_are_an_instrument: Geoff Simulator 3000
gnyrinn: moulder? sculls?
Camthelion: Office Worker Simulator?
chocolate_wine: pacman 4
accountmadeforants: @Nigouki Oh hell, now I'm worried
PTElder: X Files?
Andromeda7747: the office the game
Foxmar320: Control would be FBC
e_bloc: that was my first guess
leondebowa: oh its L
TheMadChicken: FBO
Cptasparagus: bisexual seating
Lord_Hosk: Breath of the wild 3 looks different than I was expecting.
Nigouki: actually I changeed my mind, this looks Japanese directed
Blip2004: no, Control is the FBC
TheMadChicken: FBC*
gualdhar: Control is the Federal Bureau of Control
Drakas: death note game?
Buumann: new resident evil and they neede like 30 minutes?
shea_wolfe: A resident evil?
Scy_Anide: The sequel to Control: Alt!
Getter404: Reads like a JP dev, can't say why
Invitare: her hair is not Control hair
BrowneePointz: It doesn't QUITE look like Remedy's face models
NorthstarTex: lock your PC!
Coloneljesus: doesn't lock her screen?
spethycakes: Lock your PC
Blip2004: Control 2 isn't supposed to be out for a few more years
TheWriterAleph: "Milo Thatch!"
Capt_clown: Where's David Duchovney?
vinewood_og: Lock your machine!
TheBorzoi: Didn't lock the computer.
Mr_Horrible:
It's Longlegs: The Game 
Driosenth: LOCK YOUR TERMINAL
BusTed: smh
RatekStormcrow: Lock your screen GIRL !
RatekStormcrow: LOL
Coloneljesus: chat is synced, god damn
ZombieHendrix: she looks way too anime for Remedy
MousseFilledCat: Some Quantic Dream BS maybe?
SquareDotCube: wait is this Evil Within 3/
EvilBadman: Given the capcom commercials this could be them.
Darleysam: a Resident Evil?
SkylerRingtail: There's no way it's an X-files game, is it?
SocraticMethod: DEad rising?
korvys: You know what would be cool? X-Files.
jamesk902: Why is the FBI investigating diseases?
Mr_Horrible: @SquareDotCube oh wait
TehAmelie: seems like a lot of product in her hair for an office workplace
SkylerRingtail: @korvys Hey, same braincell!
30teracyte: it definitely looks like RE engine
BrowneePointz: is this the OTHER Naughty Dog game?
Foxmar320: Why would you send her then?!
thatguysteve2709: Ohhhhhhhh
kimmibeans: I think this is Resident Evil
BrowneePointz: Could be surprise RE9
Capt_clown: Evil Within 3
Crad0k: well, that seems like a bit of a conflict of interest
JosephDeath: Silent Resident Within
crashco17: Loud mountain
NorthstarTex: what was the safewrod?
Anaerin: "Pumpkinpatch!"
BrowneePointz: yea this looks kind of RE Engine
AutonomousTurtle: 3vil Within?
chocolate_wine: skyrim remastered
TheWriterAleph: Autistic Trauma Bisexual: The Game
TehAmelie: well at least she wans't naked
RatekStormcrow: I want some Brainjuice
Andromeda7747: spooky
Cavemanhar: dark pictures anthology
accountmadeforants: "P.T. Demo 2"
Lord_Hosk: The Matrix 6 part two
AutonomousTurtle: oh dang
aquinas_0: re 9
EvilBadman: post nuke!
Chamelenyan: oh
Dog_of_Myth: holy shit
shea_wolfe: Nailed it
Izandai: @accountmadeforants lol
TheWriterAleph: oh SHIT
Foxmar320: Yep thats the RPD
Darleysam: called it
korvys: Oh, sick
Crad0k: oh, of course, ashcroft
ZombieHendrix: Oh ya, they nuked it in RE 3
Foxmar320: Ashcroft was the hint
Blip2004: yeah I was going to say Ashcraft was the last name of an Umbrella founder
TheMadChicken: HE LIED TO US
SkylerRingtail: *Sigh*
TheWriterAleph: let's fuckin GO
BusTed: neat
Nigouki: dang
Nigouki: hell yeah
OmegaZen000: SICK
Veshnikard: So they needed 15 minutes
Marvoleath: re9uiem
NorthstarTex: Woot
Nigouki: HOLY SHIT
Chamelenyan: damn get bamboozeled
A_Dub888: Re9uiem
korvys: Re9uium
swampcat12: they really like including numbers in words
kimmiekoneko: re nine iem
GapFiller: listen to that crowd roar
Invitare: no giraffes in this logo
Andromeda7747: Resident EvIXl
Darleysam: damn, turning them out
edgeyberzerker: Capcom is pretty good with those Resident Evil announcements
leondebowa: but how does this involve mold?
Foxmar320: So what ive heard is this is a massive open world game
loufghyslaufey: Ah, I guessed it for the other project Kojima was also working on in between the Death Strandings
Rumiir_the_Dragon: Are you telling me some one lied on the internet?
GapFiller: onstream even
Orestes290: he did say 'in the flash of an eye'
EvilBadman: Yeah that's post RE3 nuking Racoon City
Sethalidos: no he said we would need to wait a bit longer
Skeletonman1100: How much longer is this?
ZombieHendrix: cinematic action!?
Nigouki: Hey, the shifts for RE have basically always worked
Mr_Horrible: just like the last 5 entries, Geoff
Crad0k: see, geoff, that's how you do a 'tease game, seem to put it off, then actually reveal'
leondebowa: this is sounding like 6
loufghyslaufey: NOPpeable, chat?
Blip2004: 8 was really good. but making it a speedrun game felt odd
leondebowa: i am worried
Skeletonman1100: oh good.
SocraticMethod: @GapFiller Ben and adam did
TheMadChicken: yay lucy
spethycakes: A+ fit, Lucy
loufghyslaufey: NOPE-ppable...!!
RockPusher: She did a *comfy* job which is important
spethycakes: comfy AND polished
korvys: Well there was that "later" RE promo earlier
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: He was just going to go off script
BrowneePointz: I'm honestly surprised no Silksong trailer in the wake of the Nintendo Direct
RockPusher: Down with uncomfortable clothing obligations!
RockPusher:

GapFiller: SocraticMethod had it mixed up G played RE7
RockPusher: Kathleen stalks the land!
Nigouki: Deadpool VR?
Crad0k: deadpool
virre_: So no Silksong
Foxmar320: Meta VR
BusTed: With Neil Patrick Harris?
RockPusher: Meta Quest VR to boot
Darleysam: also the splitgate dev's hat
GapFiller:
hai Kathleen 
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Oh, I missed that.
TheMerricat: Not the hat I can tell you that much.
DoodlestheGreat: And Meta, VR.
Capt_clown: More like Dreadloop amiright?
TheMadChicken: RE9
SkylerRingtail: Deadpool VR, followed by Stupid Hat Guy
leondebowa: RE(
korvys: RE9, probably
CouldntPickAUsername: they technically mentioned silksong...
Foxmar320: RE9
A_Dub888: There was also the game with the title so generic I forgot what it was
vinewood_og: Dooogiepool, too bad for him, but take the bag!
Mai_Andra: Viper for Street Fighter 6
TehAmelie: starring Neil Patrick Harris as Ryan Reynolds
BrowneePointz: Wuchang looked neat, Mina the Hollower
RayFK: Sonic racing
RayFK: with Joker
lunik1: Ill was... memorable
A_Green_Squirrel: WU TANG!!!
YawnLance: Puppet game was interesting kind of?
GapFiller: speaking of Silksong there was that active dunk on people expecting a trailer for that
RockPusher: Some good LEGO stuff
YeOldeMark: Lego co op
NorthstarTex: RE 9, Wu-Tang game
anclag: Wu tang?
spethycakes: @A_Dub888 Chronicle: Medieval, I believe?
TheTekkieman: Wu Tang, Stranger than Heaven...
Foxmar320: Yeah Sonic Racing Crossworlds
TheMadChicken: WU Tang game
couchboyj: Puppet boxing
Scy_Anide: Lies of PLC/
DylPage: The Yacht Club Link's Awakening-like.
korvys: That weird puppet boxing game
better_seasons: felt that
Capt_clown: The fascist dev was def top tier stupid
ConspiracyOfCartographers: yakuza thing
crashco17: LEGO PARTY AND MARVEL RETRO FIGHTER
BrowneePointz: Infinitesimals looks neat!
mjiig: @GapFiller There's been a few of those at trailer shows, I'm curious how team cherry feel about them...
loufghyslaufey: Cool Ends, got there in the end. Whydda gotta make so hard on people Geoff? <(=w=)>
TehAmelie: and what was that claymotion game?
Crad0k: the marvel side scroller looked decent
Veshnikard: Lego looked cool
KaleidoscopeMind: the stop motion co-op
better_seasons: felt that crapshot?
RockPusher:

Diabore: joker in sonic
NorthstarTex: Lego "It takes 2" game
A_Dub888: it looked like muppet boxing and it was fun
Foxmar320: Just Sonic for Kathleen
Scy_Anide: Not unless you really like anime...
crashco17: I like the visceral dismemberment
loufghyslaufey: Felt That Boxing?
Syntheticuh: has kathleen played expedition 33? i remember she loves the jrpgs (frpg in this case? lol)
Lord_Hosk:
Kathleen will probably like Silk Song 
RockPusher: 1x1 Blocks
EvilBadman: @Syntheticuh J'rpg
BrowneePointz: @Syntheticuh been busy writing
Marvoleath: @Syntheticuh I think the term is J'RPG
TheGuidingLark: also the lego mario party
DoodlestheGreat: Lego Party
vinewood_og: I love that the background isn't a graphic, just the old moonbase wall.
SkylerRingtail: @Syntheticuh Wasn't Kathleen going to do a Play It Forward for Metaphor, too?
loufghyslaufey: Silksong had a Time slot I missed?
Mollylele: kathleen might like the song from the mech game
GapFiller: shdve asked Kathleen abt P4 while she was here
SocraticMethod: @loufghyslaufey Nope
NorthstarTex: @loufghyslaufey no, sadly
CouldntPickAUsername: the stupidest thing was the hat
creasehearst: @loufghyslaufey it got a mention during the Deadpool VR segment
Syntheticuh: hope she gets around to it, think its the best j'rpg (i like that) in a long time
creasehearst: but only as a joke
Chartle: so /r/silksong has declared a vendetta on deadpool
Syntheticuh: i need to get on metaphor too
GapFiller: loufghyslaufey Silksong got a Meta powered shitpost
OldUncleDan:
Final Fantasy Tactics is coming on Steam!!!!!!!!! 
Veshnikard: These quick sizzle reels tend to blur together
Crad0k: yeah, it all tends to blend by the end
ChaoticObserver: If you had souls-like in your drinking game, you didn't make the end of the show
Capt_clown:
Take a shot every time there was a shooter of some kind 
Marvoleath: This new pixel art rogulike soulslike coop!
lamina5432: a lot of horror
Crad0k: like, lots of souls, lots of roguelikes
NorthstarTex: very isometric, much roguelike
GapFiller:
does the figleaf pretence of being an award show make the Game Awards better or worse than SGF
A_Dub888: it felt like there were a lot of post apocalyptic games
MalFnord: @Chartle I wish them the best of luck with that
Izandai: @GapFiller Worse.
EvilBadman: I dug both of the beat 'em ups from by Tribute games
RockPusher: Murder "Mystery"
Capt_clown: That was just fancy TTT
Veshnikard: So many games shown, can't remember any of them
Bearudite: it looked like the Ship
spethycakes: Murder + Mystery
crashco17: Deceive Inc did it
KaleidoscopeMind: this person dropped a clue
SocraticMethod: Arc Raiders seems like pretty good attempt of Tarkov for mainstream
Foxmar320: Scott Pilgrim looked good
TehAmelie: what if Among Uses had shotguns?
korvys: Oh yeah, the Scott Pilgrim one
ZombieHendrix: beej 'em up
NorthstarTex: new Scott Pilgrim will be fun
GapFiller: Kenny Omega cosplaying SF6 was neat
SocraticMethod: Better marathon, even
A_Dub888: @GapFiller you're neat
RockPusher:
The RGG game will likely be a Tiltyhouse thing in a couple years 
secondsolsolsolsol: doesn't the stream continue with the indie titles rn?
crashco17: Well done hosts and other hosts
Capt_clown: Thank you for the stream!!!
korvys:
Why would I want that, Paul? 
Marvoleath: !next
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secondsolsolsolsol: thank you, it was delightful
CouldntPickAUsername: Laura K Buzz does great streams for the various gaming shows
RockPusher: Wheeler is the arch enemy. Also, they are playing Arch Enemy
KaleidoscopeMind: and now it's later
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GapFiller: RockPusher speaking of Wheeler they oughta point him at that game w/ the the card mechanic
RockPusher: GapFiller true, there was that anime definitely had cards in it game
Izandai: Cloud Tifa and who?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: that sounds real cool
TheBorzoi: So 3 party members against Sephiroth. Just like in the game.
RockPusher: Sooooo EP
KaleidoscopeMind: eepy
RockPusher: many people are eepy after love
spethycakes: It's kind of a lot sometimes
Juliamon: If you play it too much you get pissed off
TheMerricat: !!!!!
A_Dub888: FROOT FROOT
TheWriterAleph: and ride it
CouldntPickAUsername: Monster Train was fun but I found it short
RockPusher: and then James reminds us we are old
A_Dub888: @Juliamon can confirm
Nigouki: Mine O'Clock isn't with friends?
LordZarano: @CouldntPickAUsername Yeah I'm watching LauraKBuzz stream alongside this stream. Can recommend
Marvoleath: !schedule
GapFiller: whoa LOUD sub scroll music
lamina5432: he could do a one more
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RockPusher: bunch o birthdays today
GapFiller:
100 loud sub scroll is loud
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
spethycakes: I heard my name!
CouldntPickAUsername: WHAT?
Camthelion:
We can hear 
DoodlestheGreat: 10 q 4 strem
Foxmar320: Byeee
spethycakes:

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