Friday Night Paper Fight || Final Fantasy Archenemy Commander

 Decaped: Archenemy! The Archenemy EDSC is great.
ihlendrax: !box
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 Decaped: !findquote archenemy
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 QuixoticScrivener: Do we know the archenemy yet?
 lamina5432: wheeler sephiroth I think?
 QuixoticScrivener: @lamina5432 could be spicy
 thraximore: Wheeler plays a good heel
Mindfire13: I think he'd be a W Heeler
 thraximore: +2
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gnarlymelonade: something about this sounds very Rusted Root-ish
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TriuneSystem: I'm here live! Let's goooooo!!!
 Diabore: wonder who the arche enemy is
 MegaDosX: @Diabore It's Tifa
 QuixoticScrivener: Any bets on cosplay showing up?
 Decaped: I bet Nelson has a sweet cannibal cosplay again.
  Juliamon: QuixoticScrivener Look at the going-live photo?
 RockPusher: [wubbins intensifies]
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 QuixoticScrivener: That would have been smart of me. 
 thraximore: lmao
Matsunen: !quote bacon
 nevyn666: any second now
 QuixoticScrivener: Loading...
 Micalovits: Loading Mode...
JoanneG110: Ready
Matsunen: Run
 thraximore: Walk
jasaproxy: Oooo who is the enemy?!
 korvys: Nice
 raulghoulia: sweet
KitteyWolf: i basically never watch live but seeing that intro was fantstic
 korvys: Muted
 MadWolf1290: oooh, good intro
KitteyWolf: muted?
 MegaDosX: Mm that's good silence
 gualdhar: mic 5
 NotCainNorAbel: mic5
jasaproxy: mute
 Micalovits: Good joke Mic 5
 circusofkirkus: and it's muted
  Juliamon: Oh no we're missing the bit
 Decaped: Aw man, my audio cable is loose again
Flyingdelorion: mic 5
jasaproxy: there we go
 MegaDosX: There we go
Madscientist9: muted
 gualdhar: sound!
OmegaZen000: One Winged MUTED
 Geldaran: I'msure it was hilarious wheeler.
 BusTed: do over
Nickiatori: is he dressed as Cecil?
cprimed: Classic wheeler
 DirectorStephanie: hi y’all
 Micalovits: Great time to be unmuted
 RockPusher: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 IbunWest: why is wheeler dressed as fabio
 Decaped: Look, the playstation chords just aren't as good as the Nintendo ones
 NotCainNorAbel: cool intro
gnarlymelonade: back to 1
 TehAmelie: woo
 Rogue_07: Yooo
 Micalovits: I hope they are re-muted
 Aceviru: Take 2
 Micalovits: Paul please
 Rogue_07: Love the intro
grimshade: da da do do da da da do da do wheelerroth
 Dog_of_Myth:  
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 BusTed: 
 Kentosaurus: nailed it 1st try
jasaproxy: How did you know?
 Aceviru: Haha
 Jillexie: Better muted
OmegaZen000: ooooooh noooooo 
 MegaDosX: Paul can you mute it please
 TheWriterAleph: it's like he's in the room
 idontgetmyrealname: oh wow that was amazing
 Orxolon: shouldn´t we be loading instead of "new gaming"?
 TehAmelie: hello friends (and enemy?)
 Orxolon: goood evenig everyone!
 nevyn666: how do i request my sub money back
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 TheBorzoi: In the context of Kingdom Hearts, Sephiroth is Cloud's heartless
jasaproxy: Smashing pumpkins?
 Earthenone: wow perfect clive accent
 TheWriterAleph: smash mouth
grimshade: just igore advent children and paul is right
 RockPusher: Happy Birthday G!
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 northos: @grimshade ...and Kingdom Hearts and the Remake trilogy 
 Mai_Andra: Sethir of What?
 couchboyj: *Tidus laugh*
 MegaDosX: Don't you put this on me
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: hi everyone!
 thraximore: probably better  known as Sephiroth Olive
TriuneSystem: Flawless job Wheeler... top shelf
Nickiatori: Happy Birthdday G
 Marvoleath: 15 USD? bougie
 Bugberry: or a Targaryan
 TehAmelie: Geralt at poker night
iPsyop: for FREEEE ?!
 TheWriterAleph: ow owww
radioshackraider: I thought you just scalped Brian Kibler
 Orxolon: toss a coin for the Wheeler!
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CreativeOnerousRavenPrimeMe-8RRniJSVmkfeu1nG
iPsyop: we get wheeler chest for FREE?!
 nevyn666: you need a columbine trench coat to complete the look
 QuixoticScrivener: No one tell Serge about fan art.
jasaproxy: Toss a coin to your Kefka
 Earthenone: if you want to toss a coin to your streamer consider
 Earthenone: !patreon
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grimshade: any love how im doing this instead of continuient my ff7 playthrough
JoanneG110: Since when did Brian kibbles get here
JoanneG110: Kibbler
 Aceviru: Wheeler giving Kibler a run for his money
 Micalovits: They never let him home after the last PPR
 nevyn666: @JoanneG110 thats not kyle hill?
Matsunen: One Winged Australian
 Marvoleath: a button that plays that line when pressed would rock
 IbunWest: Sethiroph is the Australian Sephiroth
 gualdhar: Really, 10/10 impression willing to get backstabbed by Wheeleroth
 TheWriterAleph: Seth Firof Rogen
 couchboyj: Nice of Kibbler to donate his hair for a bit.
 Earthenone: Shin-Ra, the she ra remake?
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Seth Firoth
 korvys: Shinra(myun)
 Dog_of_Myth: Nailed the plot perfectly
TriuneSystem: Don't forget... reunion
 TehAmelie: Seth Poirot, got it
jasaproxy: Wheeler shows he's a true fan of the franchise
 DeM0nFiRe: Seth P. Roth
 LadyAiluros: he doesn't have one
 Rogue_07: Seth McPhiroth, Combat Accountant
 LadyAiluros: he's like Madonna
 Th3Hypn0Toad: Is that masamune in Wheeler's pocket or is he happy to be here?
anhakha: Who named him that anyways?
satyropodobny: Directed by Seth Phiroth
 TehAmelie: Sephy doesn't have a family in the traditional sense. i guess he could go by Jenovason
 NotCainNorAbel: why not?
 LadyAiluros: (He has a family name but it's a spooiler and it's frankly no wonder he doesn't want to claim it)
 RockPusher: Welsh welsh welsh, wot 'ave we got ere den?
 NotCainNorAbel: Post-pre-release
 northos: Final FJunetasy
 laikagoat: it is indeed, I went 4-0 while melding the girlfriends 3 times
 Aceviru: lmao
 nevyn666: im going to a pre release tomorrow
OmegaZen000:  
loufghyslaufey: Weh?
 IbunWest: this isn’t scripted?
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 KaleidoscopeMind: this isn't scripted?
 Rogue_07: This is totally scripted, Wheeler just refuses to follow the script
loufghyslaufey: Wait so, we're not supposed to see this?
 Micalovits: Nono, this script totally just says it isn't scripted
grimshade: wheeler is clearly sid
mysticsailboat: i thought game knights wasnt scripted
iPsyop: the game knights scripted bit never gets old
 RockPusher: Did Wheeler do this? 
loufghyslaufey: (snorts) the "Witchin'"
 TehAmelie: so, why commander? is there just too many good cards to play less than 100?
pctjoe: having a terrorism off
attackllama31: did the wig make wheeler evil?
 BusTed: Planet's Hair
GreyThey: Are all of the plucky young adventurers older than Wheeler?
gnarlymelonade: I'm so glad I played FFvii remake again to understand all of this lore
 e_bloc: this won't be good for my sephiroth IRA
 Dromos_GHG: I've seen this episode of Friday Nights...
TriuneSystem: Ah, so Wheeler is Sephiroth, G is Biggs, Serge is Wedge, and Cori is Jessie... got it. Its just like FF7
satyropodobny: Not a wig, Wheeler simply consumed Fabio's soul for the bit
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: more like Sephiroth, Planet's Hair 
 Lord_Hosk: If I may recommend Do 60 damage or more to Wheeler quickly
   LoadingReadyRun: !cardview on
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 northos: *Planet's Hair 
 TheWriterAleph: planet hair
jasaproxy: blink the world?
 raulghoulia: no ones playing Aerith so none of the heroes will canonically die
 gualdhar: Oh these are the set cards not the commander cards
loufghyslaufey: Wait. Is the Victory soundbyte ready on the soundboard. Y'know, when someone happens to win?    <(=w=)>
 couchboyj: Can each of them attack you?  Or is it one big attack?
 Decaped: Prepare for that scheme that makes a commander copy on turn 3
attackllama31: if wheeler reveals planes chase part way through this game i'll loose my mind
grimshade: i really like that the team of 3 went with the mono colored versions of there charachters that make up the total color pie of the 3 color precon versions of tifa and cloud
 northos: @gualdhar also this Sephiroth is the starter deck version
illogicalEmu: Oh this is fun
 korvys: No, it is *that many* cause it triggers for each creature, I think?
 Aceviru: !card Sephiroth, planet's hair
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
anhakha: He would be good for my Satoru ninja deck.
 Rogue_07: So if you hit with a doublestriking Ancient Silver Dragon you don't mill out?
grimshade: also we got a full wubiurg to loving the symatry
  LRRbot: Cloud, Midgar Mercenary [WW] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier Mercenary [2/1] | When Cloud enters, search your library for an Equipment card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / As long as Cloud is equipped, if an ability of Cloud or an Equipment attached to it triggers, that ability triggers an additional time.
grimshade: really making the autism happy lol
 Justherefortherewards: So do we have actual arch enemy cards too, or is it just a 3v1 with AE rules
  LRRbot: Barret Wallace [3R] | Legendary Creature — Human Rebel [4/4] | Reach / Whenever Barret Wallace attacks, it deals damage equal to the number of equipped creatures you control to defending player.
 TehAmelie: Owen Wilson dot wav
 northos: @Justherefortherewards by "actual archenemy cards" do you mean Schemes? if so, yes
  LRRbot: Tifa Lockhart [1G] | Legendary Creature — Human Monk [1/2] | Trample / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, double Tifa Lockhart's power until end of turn.
grimshade: @Justherefortherewards i assume wheeler has a scheme deck
DylPage: I like the colour balance in this game.
satyropodobny: sadly not a bear
 TheBorzoi: With the right draws, Graham can one shot the fight.
 Lord_Hosk: Is Graham going to do the Tifa thing?
loufghyslaufey: Bar-Bar: the legit distinct "Blade//Gunner."
 TheWriterAleph: "by your colors combined...!"
 Justherefortherewards: Ah yes schemes, it's been literally years since I played archenemy lol
 Micalovits: Thankfully not a bear you mean
  LRRbot: Your Mistake Is My Triumph | Scheme | When you set this scheme in motion, each player mills three cards. Then you put a permanent card from among the milled cards onto the battlefield under your control.
 Decaped: Hope Tifa has some equipment too.
 MegaDosX: WOW
 Bugberry: I believe this was the setup color-wise for the Bolas archenemy product, just add Red to Wheeler.
 Diabore: well next game
 MegaDosX: IMMEDIATELY
OmegaZen000: O H NO
 Rogue_07: Welp
 northos: good start
 NotCainNorAbel: Is this just IRL Friday Nights?
 TehAmelie: oof
 raulghoulia: golly
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 MegaDosX: Either of them swords
 northos: okay that could have gone a lot worse
 MegaDosX: I mean this is already pretty bad
jwholla: My God, wheelers outfit is immaculate
Joalni: !card tireless provisioner
  LRRbot: Tireless Provisioner [2G] | Creature — Elf Scout [3/2] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, create a Food token or a Treasure token.
loufghyslaufey: Kay, wait. It says nonlands?
 MegaDosX: Now Wheeler gets a treasure for every land
  LRRbot: Worn Powerstone [3] | Artifact | This artifact enters tapped. / {T}: Add {C}{C}.
  LRRbot: Plaza of Heroes | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a legendary spell. / {T}: Add one mana of any color among legendary permanents you control. / {3}, {T}, Exile this land: Target legendary creature gains hexproof and indestructible until end of turn.
 MegaDosX: Did Wheeler get his Provisioner triggers for the landfalls?
 Micalovits: So, at what point do we randomly introduce Plane chase?
  LRRbot: Myriad Landscape | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {C}. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for up to two basic land cards that share a land type, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
nyc_mtg: holy crap commander with Fabio??
  LRRbot: Evolving Wilds | Land | {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
 Decaped: Gonna get 4 games in tonight XD
ladyjessica: turn one sol ring at home
  LRRbot: Dark Wings Bring Your Downfall | Ongoing Scheme | Whenever you attack, create a 5/5 black Demon creature token with flying that's tapped and attacking. / At the beginning of each end step, if two or more creatures died under your control this turn, abandon this scheme.
Nickiatori: @MegaDosX yep thats how he got the mana for powerstone
 Fruan: Wing, singular
 Lord_Hosk: WHAT?
OmegaZen000: Oh, ok
 circusofkirkus: well this is going well
 Rogue_07: WELP
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 gualdhar: this is cheating! these schemes are cheating!
 gualdhar: two creatures *the same turn* jeez
 TheBorzoi: A least they can die in any turn
ladyjessica: schemes are something
CuteTeaGoat: @gualdhar that is the idea
JoeKim: simply attack
  LRRbot: Maha, Its Feathers Night [3BB] | Legendary Creature — Elemental Bird [6/5] | Flying, trample / Ward—Discard a card. / Creatures your opponents control have base toughness 1.
Ukon_Cairns: wait, the angel deck making demons? hmm
jasaproxy: starting at 11
 TheWriterAleph: miyahee
 Rogue_07: Wheeler, the video beginning
 TehAmelie: you get an attack phase for each opponent right? i think that's how it works
Nickiatori: oh thats gross with wheelers commander
 CypherRaze: This is turn 2...
oberon939: This is a rough start
 e_bloc: looking forward to games 2 and 3
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loufghyslaufey: @micalovits When a printed scheme declares a subgame that induce planeschase in addition to other played game modes of their match, I suppose?
Omnipotrevor: I really want to play Red XIII. Not specifically for his ability, but because I want to run the best boy
 MegaDosX: Four I think
 hedonistic_mushroom: The sephiroth wig on Big Wheels over there. Alternatively it's a baller bohemian Geralt Cosplay.
 korvys: 4, I think?
 MegaDosX: Mono green was four from memory
 Earthenone: green, 4 i think
 50keyz: that is STILL my favourite LRRMTG video to rewatch - mono green was amazing
 e_bloc: wasn't mono red fast too
  LRRbot: The Irencrag [2] | Legendary Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / Whenever a legendary creature you control enters, you may have The Irencrag become a legendary Equipment artifact named Everflame, Heroes' Legacy. If you do, it gains equip {3} and "Equipped creature gets +3/+3" and loses all other abilities.
 MegaDosX: Nelson landed an infinite loop win early in one of them
  LRRbot: War Room | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {3}, {T}, Pay life equal to the number of colors in your commanders' color identity: Draw a card.
letsbelgo: archenemy seems impossible to balance
 RockPusher: You can't fight in here!
  LRRbot: Arcane Signet [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.
satyropodobny: @hedonistic_mushroom Geralt in his Touissant era
  LRRbot: Cloud, Midgar Mercenary [WW] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier Mercenary [2/1] | When Cloud enters, search your library for an Equipment card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / As long as Cloud is equipped, if an ability of Cloud or an Equipment attached to it triggers, that ability triggers an additional time.
 idontgetmyrealname: see? I love archenemy in concept but the schemes are all busted and way over correct
 Rogue_07: Cori, I *really* hope you have a wrath of god in hand
 MegaDosX: Very on flavour
loufghyslaufey: Imagine a scheme card that is just, "restart or commence a subgame with all cards not in play while utilizing planechase"?
 Rogue_07: So, people who have played FF7- is this what fighting Sephiroth feels like?
  LRRbot: Buster Sword [3] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +3/+2. / Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card, then you may cast a spell from your hand with mana value less than or equal to that damage without paying its mana cost. / Equip {2}
 TehAmelie: if you're underprepared, i guess
 raulghoulia: still waiting for Supernova
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 TheBorzoi: And if it's on Cloud, that happens twice
 MegaDosX: Enemies to lovers
J_trans_rights: toxic yaoi
 e_bloc: they were roommates
 gualdhar: yeah, Cloud is a fly to Sephiroth
 gualdhar: lots of mindgames
drcthulu: Arch-nemesis
 50keyz: the REAL cloud? no real relation - he killed sephiroth in nibelheim and sephiroth didnt even recognize him
 MegaDosX: "For me it was Tuesday"
 nevyn666: jenova is the true bad guy. sephiroth is just the antagonist
KWardJenx: For him, it was a Tuesday
 WokenClick: A real "for me it was a Tuesday" situation
 Diabore: "i think about you all the time" "i dont think about you at all"
 NoxStryx: They are experiment brothers
  LRRbot: My Tendrils Run Deep | Ongoing Scheme | You may play an additional land on each of your turns. / At the beginning of your end step, if you control six or more lands, draw two cards, then abandon this scheme.
 Earthenone: ahh the anime scheme
 MegaDosX: Oh shit with the Provisioner 
satyropodobny: wait I've seen this anime
 TehAmelie: i think the first time they meet in the game Sephiroth throws a materia rock at Cloud's head. complete disrespect
johnnylongtorso: this is more like fighting Ruby Weapon
 50keyz: its nice to look into teh future and know what wheeler will look like in 20 years if he grows his hair out
 thraximore: I'm looking forward to game 2 
 MegaDosX: Ten mana holy shit
 Earthenone: 9 mana turn 3
 Earthenone: ohh 10, my bad
johnnylongtorso: why shouldn't I?
 Marvoleath: two game changers on one turn
 korvys: So is this the "supposed to lose" fight of the game?
JoeKim: softer
JoeKim: 
 niccus: slow play or slow kill
 MegaDosX: Do we have decklists?
 Marvoleath: !decks
  LRRbot: (6 June 2025: Archenemy Commander) Tonight's decks: Wheeler - https://moxfield.com/decks/YW0Gp2afjkGwuLX4CavzXw Serge - https://moxfield.com/decks/wbEHBDbHAEGifGnt8Z674g Graham - https://moxfield.com/decks/VjUa54M6sUyWeuLRCUzoJw Cori - https://moxfield.com/decks/Ui2Dm2bBHU2DaWI8sfCmpA
 MegaDosX: Danke
 Micalovits: Good choice
  LRRbot: Rhystic Study [2U] | Enchantment | Whenever an opponent casts a spell, you may draw a card unless that player pays {1}.
drcthulu: 3 game changers
 laikagoat: canadian art at that
 zhrang911: “3”
 kragmabutch:  based wheeler
Alex_Frostfire: "I think it's a 3" *plays a game changer*
 Lord_Hosk: Wheelers deck isnt what is doing the damage, its the scheems
 gualdhar: so uh, who's got one of them board wipes
 Rogue_07: The party: "Please don't break my arm." Sephiroth: "No."
 northos: @Alex_Frostfire his second gamechanger, even 
loufghyslaufey: tl;dr, Sephiroth & Cloud are most abridgedly... each other's own "father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate" And what does that make chat?
 Marvoleath: @northos 3rd*
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 MegaDosX: OK so definitionally Wheeler's deck is a four if only because it has more than three Game Changers in it
 kristof162028: Wow I can't believe that ben is living his best life as the archenemy.
Mindfire13: @loufghyslaufey Nothing
 MegaDosX: But that makes sense in the circumstances
 northos: @Marvoleath oh yeah ancient tomb lol
  Simriel: Wait they share a life total? Did Archenemy rules change?
 50keyz: @MegaDosX so its a 4.
 Marvoleath: @Simriel they did for commander (with Duskmourne)
CuteTeaGoat: they are now a tired provisioner
  LRRbot: Reliquary Tower | Land | You have no maximum hand size. / {T}: Add {C}.
 MegaDosX: I honestly think they might already be dead >_>
 TehAmelie: Sephiroth with the maxed All materia hue hue
 Decaped: @MegaDosX yep
   LoadingReadyRun:  This is an accurate portrayal of going to fight final boss Sephiroth at the beginning of the game
 TheWriterAleph: wheeler's board is thicc
 50keyz: @LoadingReadyRun it does feel very midgar zolom in "setting the mood"
  LRRbot: Sylvan Library [1G] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your draw step, you may draw two additional cards. If you do, choose two cards in your hand drawn this turn. For each of those cards, pay 4 life or put the card on top of your library.
CuteTeaGoat: @LoadingReadyRun it's ok, they're supposed to lose this one, the plot continues
Desruprot: oh Wheeler as  the Archenemy, this seems familiar
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 TehAmelie: how many games i've lost to getting greedy with the Library
  LRRbot: Sephiroth, Planet's Heir [4UB] | Legendary Creature — Human Avatar Soldier [4/4] | Vigilance / When Sephiroth enters, creatures your opponents control get −2/−2 until end of turn. / Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Sephiroth.
 MegaDosX: That's a filthy synergy
 Aceviru: It's EDH
 e_bloc: commander is desolation giant
Issurru: the myth of consensual life loss
  LRRbot: Pre-War Formalwear [2W] | Artifact — Equipment | When this Equipment enters, return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield and attach this Equipment to it. / Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has vigilance. / Equip {3}
  LRRbot: Codsworth, Handy Helper [2W] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Robot [2/3] | Commanders you control have ward {2}. / {T}: Add {W}{W}. Spend this mana only to cast Aura and/or Equipment spells. / {T}: Attach target Aura or Equipment you control to target creature you control. Activate only as a sorcery.
 TheBorzoi: Doesn't Archenemy allow the team members to freely see each other's hands?
 MegaDosX: Codsworth got a tux!
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satyropodobny: my immersion is ruined
 CypherRaze: I stepped away for like, 2 minutes and everyone is already down to 36??
  LRRbot: The Mighty Will Fall | Scheme | When you set this scheme in motion, choose an opponent with the highest life total among your opponents. That player loses 7 life.
 50keyz: be honest wheeler how hot is it under that wig and those setlights?
  LRRbot: Myriad Landscape | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {C}. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for up to two basic land cards that share a land type, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Hrrisn: Benjiroth isn’t real. Benjiroth can’t hurt me
  LRRbot: Watery Grave | Land — Island Swamp | As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
J_trans_rights: bolas archenemy I think
 MegaDosX: I'm not sure you are lmao
 Rogue_07: They're in the drawer with the Squall comic
  LRRbot: Sephiroth, Planet's Heir [4UB] | Legendary Creature — Human Avatar Soldier [4/4] | Vigilance / When Sephiroth enters, creatures your opponents control get −2/−2 until end of turn. / Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Sephiroth.
iPsyop: suprised we aren't doing the same thing as planechase with the scryfall randomizer tbh
 Marvoleath: there are a few schemes that work worse with the new rules, like the life swap between two players
 kristof162028: The one thing I'm sad about tonight is that ben isn't playing the transforming version of his commander bc I really wanted ben to become the person tgat everyone asks me question 'does this go into commander aristocrats'?
 MegaDosX: Graham you can do the funniest thing
johnnylongtorso: Sephiroth, Sephiroth, I think you got their number
 MegaDosX: !card sylvan library
  LRRbot: Sylvan Library [1G] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your draw step, you may draw two additional cards. If you do, choose two cards in your hand drawn this turn. For each of those cards, pay 4 life or put the card on top of your library.
 Fruan: Need to grind more
 bo_brinkman: Golden Saucer.mid
 raulghoulia: man with the machine gun
 TehAmelie: you could keep just one extra card. . .
  LRRbot: Sylvan Library [1G] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your draw step, you may draw two additional cards. If you do, choose two cards in your hand drawn this turn. For each of those cards, pay 4 life or put the card on top of your library.
 niccus: hold L1+L2+R1+R2+select+start
 MegaDosX: Slam eight life and go game two
letsbelgo: take two coward
 Marvoleath: Keep all, for content
 50keyz: what happens if you cast brainstorm during ur upkeep?
CuteTeaGoat: can i put all 3 back and gain 4 life 
 TehAmelie: if only
J_trans_rights: hit the flee button
 Marvoleath: @50keyz judge gets a stroke
 bytecaster: Time to save scum!
 raulghoulia: smoke bomb
 Dog_of_Myth: Go out on your own terms
 Decaped: yerp
 MegaDosX: I think that could be a speed record
 MegaDosX: Paul, play One Winged Angel
 TehAmelie: shouldn't it be the game over music?
 lamina5432: is there game over music?
 TheBorzoi: That's the FF6 victory theme.
 AugmentingPath: Did Sephiroth... do this? No, Graham did
 Rogue_07: BAH GAWD, that's Sephiroth's music!
 e_bloc: Bah gawd
letsbelgo: Did you give back the tireless provisioner?
 e_bloc: @Rogue_07 niice
 protojman: game over music
 raulghoulia: the team got Zolomed
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 korvys: The Demon wouldn't have started without the other creature, but yeah that combo was bonkers
loufghyslaufey: Thanks a many, Paul
iPsyop: yeah turns out free provisioner on turn 1 with a fetch land is SUPER good lol..
 TheBorzoi: I think you should play with separate life totals but start at 40 each rather than a shared one. The Archenemy wouldn't change.
 iris_of_ether: Not *really* yeah
satyropodobny: the angel can't get any more one winged than this
 NotCainNorAbel: is there a flashback?
 raulghoulia: suspended in crystal not wearing a shirt
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 iris_of_ether: F l u i d s
 Mai_Andra: does Cori come back after the stream and solo wheeler while the credits play?
Hrrisn: Benjiroth is both a sweet dream and a nightmare
 50keyz: lucrecia is mother. jenova cells injected during pregnancy
 MegaDosX: As one does
 BusTed: as one does
 TheBorzoi: Sephiroth's mother is Lucrecia Crescent who was Vincent Valentines girlfriend.
 TehAmelie: i was gonna say that too
 Blip2004: Cloud actually manages to fatally wound Sephiroth in Nibelheim reactor which is why he is "not alive"
 MegaDosX: @BusTed 
johnnylongtorso: fetus (normal)
 BusTed: @MegaDosX 
imperial_fps: wait did wheeler win already!?
 Mattmitchell45: Death Stranding!
imperial_fps: i was gone for like 10 min
 Marvoleath: Sephiroth can have two moms
 Rogue_07: His other mom
 raulghoulia: dna donor
 MegaDosX: @imperial_fps Well now you know not to do that
 SnackPak_: found family is still family
 Rogue_07: @Marvoleath as a treat
 iris_of_ether: Happy Pride
 KaleidoscopeMind: as someone who has never played 7, all of this story talk is like "oh THAT's what happens?"
 50keyz: Happy pride
 gualdhar: Lucretia was more of a surrogate mother
  LRRbot: Pay Tribute to Me | Scheme | When you set this scheme in motion, each opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice. If you control six or more lands, each opponent sacrifices another creature of their choice.
imperial_fps: @MegaDosX true
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 hvsoccer909: Set looks good so far. Love the hair Wheeler really bring out your eyes.
  LRRbot: Dimir Signet [2] | Artifact | {1}, {T}: Add {U}{B}.
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Omnipotrevor: @TheBorzoi Vincent Valentine only wished she was his girlfriend back then. She rejected him for Hojo/her work
 MegaDosX: I mean that's still somehow less of a problem than last game
 TheWriterAleph: and ANOTHA one
 TehAmelie: judge, Wheeler didn't pay the cackle cost
  LRRbot: This World Belongs to Me | Scheme | When you set this scheme in motion, draw two cards. You may play an additional land this turn.
  LRRbot: Mind Stone [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.
 Marvoleath: He's ramping, get him!
  LRRbot: Virtue of Knowledge // Vantress Visions | Virtue of Knowledge [4U] | Enchantment | If a permanent entering causes a triggered ability of a permanent you control to trigger, that ability triggers an additional time. // Vantress Visions [1U] | Instant — Adventure | Copy target activated or triggered ability you control. You may choose new targets for the copy.
 MegaDosX: T2 Virtue 
 50keyz: oh god that works nicely
tsarnus1: That Norman Reedus joke playing for silence was a crime smh
 Decaped: time to board in aura shards.
  LRRbot: Abrade [1R] | Instant | Choose one — / • Abrade deals 3 damage to target creature. / • Destroy target artifact.
 korvys: Normal Reedus and the Inside Featus?
iPsyop: I think hitting the blue source is the correct play yeah
 TheWriterAleph: good joke streamer
 MegaDosX: I don't hate cutting blue there
jasaproxy: Abrade is now the fetusing instant
  LRRbot: Tifa Lockhart [1G] | Legendary Creature — Human Monk [1/2] | Trample / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, double Tifa Lockhart's power until end of turn.
  LRRbot: Cloud, Midgar Mercenary [WW] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier Mercenary [2/1] | When Cloud enters, search your library for an Equipment card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / As long as Cloud is equipped, if an ability of Cloud or an Equipment attached to it triggers, that ability triggers an additional time.
grimshade: i think thats objectivly the right choice on serges part
 MegaDosX: Or at least making it harder for him to do blue things
 raulghoulia: different buster sword
before_damage: Are clips down for anyone else?
 MegaDosX: Wheeler could have a blue source in hand he hasn't played yet but I guess we'll see
 TheBorzoi: Don't you mean Cloud's Buster Sword?
Issurru: UwUmezawas Jite
 Rogue_07: Oooh, me zawa's jitte
  LRRbot: Umezawa's Jitte [2] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage, put two charge counters on Umezawa's Jitte. / Remove a charge counter from Umezawa's Jitte: Choose one — / • Equipped creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. / • Target creature gets −1/−1 until end of turn. / • You gain 2 life. / Equip {2}
 Mattmitchell45: Paul did a great full playthrough of the the Funking Fetus adventure
 TehAmelie: we saw a trailer for Death Stranding 2 earlier. the fetuses are gonna be even more fetuser
  LRRbot: Choose Your Demise | Scheme | When you set this scheme in motion, look at the top four cards of your library and separate them into a face-down pile and a face-up pile. An opponent chooses one of those piles. Put the cards in that pile into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
 TheWriterAleph: oomizoomi's jooty
 Decaped: they should let you equip your teammates equipment in archenemy
 MegaDosX: Oh it's a Fact or Fiction
 MegaDosX: Or rather it's an Atris
J_trans_rights: free fact or fiction
 goombalax: has Wheeler introduced the planar deck yet
 Gaz_L: power move is put all 4 in the face down pile
 Micalovits: Not yet, could still happen
jasaproxy: Isn't there a Buster Sword Jitte SL?
 MegaDosX: Unless that's bait
 50keyz: he has no blue
satyropodobny: I love democracy.
 MegaDosX: Marsh Flats can find a blue source
 Dog_of_Myth: It's willbender
 MegaDosX: I smell bait
 Gaz_L: it could be anything!
iPsyop: facedown could also have a blue source
johnnylongtorso: the system works!
 MegaDosX: 
 50keyz: @MegaDosX oh god im a fool
iPsyop: the other 2 cards go to bottom
 TheBorzoi: I would have put the land in the face down pile and just had the Cyclonic Rift in the face up pile
 raulghoulia: if you're a cop...
  LRRbot: Sunken Ruins | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {U/B}, {T}: Add {U}{U}, {U}{B}, or {B}{B}.
 MegaDosX: Other two go to the bottom
RAZRBCK08: Those go on the bottom actually
iPsyop: they got bottom of library
 CypherRaze: The other two go on bottom of library
  LRRbot: Sephiroth, Planet's Heir [4UB] | Legendary Creature — Human Avatar Soldier [4/4] | Vigilance / When Sephiroth enters, creatures your opponents control get −2/−2 until end of turn. / Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Sephiroth.
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Marvoleath:  bottom has been called
drcthulu: a vilain never tells
 MegaDosX: From the scheme
 goombalax: Sephiroth is getting in Gyruda
 MegaDosX: Oh that's hilarious
  LRRbot: Sword of the Animist [2] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1. / Whenever equipped creature attacks, you may search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / Equip {2}
 raulghoulia: we rampin
  LRRbot: Darksteel Mutation [1W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature is an Insect artifact creature with base power and toughness 0/1 and has indestructible, and it loses all other abilities, card types, and creature types.
letsbelgo: bugem
  LRRbot: Chaos Warp [2R] | Instant | The owner of target permanent shuffles it into their library, then reveals the top card of their library. If it's a permanent card, they put it onto the battlefield.
jasaproxy: hes a betle
 MegaDosX: Roll them bones!
 Bugberry: Cori cast Toad
 TheWooglie: I bet >6 MV
 Marvoleath: 2/3 indestructible
iPsyop: he could flip a maha, a rhystic study
Nickiatori: 30 turn clock
 Aceviru: A beetle with very good hair
  LRRbot: Conjurer's Closet [5] | Artifact | At the beginning of your end step, you may exile target creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under your control.
 Gaz_L: welp
 30teracyte: lmaoooo
 50keyz: 
 laikagoat:    
the_garfielf: got their ass
 BusTed: 
Nickiatori: omg
letsbelgo: looooooooooooool
grimshade: lol serge oh no
iPsyop: XD
jasaproxy: F
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
 Bruceski: Beetle dragging a giant katana
 50keyz: "what could he have?"
clamlad: 
OmegaZen000: DANG
 Rogue_07: Serge.
 MegaDosX: That's /fucking hilarious/
N0tSneaky0: lol
 Earthenone: sephiroth is back on the escalator again
 50keyz: i feel like fractured identity would be good in this format
 Aceviru: lmao
 MegaDosX: Graham birthday?
Nickiatori: Happy Birthday G
grimshade: lol omg
OmegaZen000:    
 Dog_of_Myth: 
grimshade: happy birthday
 BusTed: cut the feed!
 Mr_Bitterness: Happy Birthday G!
 MegaDosX: Happy birthday Graham! Time for Sephiroth to kill you!
 jessicatheblack: LOL... the classic "Ice Cream Defense" XP
before_damage: Did they eat pork in Graham’s garage?
Solo_Support: Something looks different about wheeler... did he get a tan?
iPsyop: do we have a backup deck for Graham lmao
 Aceviru: Get them some dilly bars
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 northos: I've always said Will was pretty cute 
 Marvoleath: Just fire Wheeler anytime 
 lamina5432: time to play some lorcana
phoenixfeather14: Happy birthday, Graham!
superdude097: Wait it Graham BIRFF??? HAPP GRAHAM BIRFF!!!
 TehAmelie: surely this is exciting. have you ever had a teeth sandwich for your birthday present?
 goombalax: Voiced by Billy Boyd!
  LRRbot: My Will Is Irresistible | Scheme | When you set this scheme in motion, choose up to three nonland permanents you don't control. Target opponent chooses one of those permanents. You gain control of the rest.
 Gekyouryuu: Happy birthmas
 50keyz: oh THAT is a good joke
 TehAmelie: My Will has some fancy art. is that Dean Ormston?
 iris_of_ether: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/RoundMushyCakeCopyThis-lnK0Mgd_FVtXuJyK
  LRRbot: War Room | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {3}, {T}, Pay life equal to the number of colors in your commanders' color identity: Draw a card.
KWardJenx: Happiest of Birthday's Graham!
 Larkonus: Some day I'd love to introduce things like Archenemy and Planechase to my group, but I feel like the schemes/planes are expensive.
 QuixoticScrivener: commander damage!
  LRRbot: Commander's Sphere [3] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity. / Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.
 gualdhar: Wait is Wheeler still drawing two cards per turn and have more mana than the rest combined?
 TheWooglie: could Wheeler have bounced the darksteel?
 northos: @TehAmelie Samuel Araya, apparently
  LRRbot: Witch-Blessed Meadow (front: Witch Enchanter) | Land | As this land enters, you may pay 3 life. If you don't, it enters tapped. / {T}: Add {W}.
jasaproxy: he's very Spherious
 TehAmelie: huh
 Marvoleath: @TheWooglie creature only iirc
 Earthenone: in this mode can G equip an allys creature?
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  LRRbot: What's Yours Is Now Mine | Scheme | When you set this scheme in motion, gain control of target creature an opponent controls and untap it.
 TheWriterAleph: @iris_of_ether nice
 MegaDosX: Played around!
 Gaz_L: can't steal a creature iif we have no creatures forehead
 TehAmelie: would have been great if you'd controlled Cloud
satyropodobny: 
 MegaDosX: So how is commander damage tracked in Archenemy? Is it one amount for all three opponents or one amount per opponent?
 Rogue_07: This is getting out of hand.
 Rogue_07: Now there are two of them!
 Mr_Bitterness: Flavorful!
 WiJohn: Sepiroths!
 QuixoticScrivener: advent children!
 Gaz_L: i mean, multiple Sephiroths are kind of on flavour
 bytecaster: A 4 mana clone?!?
 iris_of_ether: The Reunion
letsbelgo: Sephiroth and Bephiroth
 50keyz: yeah seph clones is a REALLY cool idea
  LRRbot: Combustible Gearhulk [4RR] | Artifact Creature — Construct [6/6] | First strike / When this creature enters, target opponent may have you draw three cards. If the player doesn't, you mill three cards, then this creature deals damage to that player equal to the total mana value of those cards.
 raulghoulia: yes that was from the Randy Vargas Secret Lair. Came with Selfless Savior, Grand Abolisher, and Akroma angel of fury
 Decaped: oh no, what does wheeler have
Ukon_Cairns: gearhulks do look like they could belong in some final fantasies
  LRRbot: Rogue's Passage | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {4}, {T}: Target creature can't be blocked this turn.
loufghyslaufey: Dang it
Nickiatori: does Wheeler have a wheel?
 northos: @Ukon_Cairns yeah the Weapons are basically gearhulks
  LRRbot: Council's Judgment [1WW] | Sorcery | Will of the council — Starting with you, each player votes for a nonland permanent you don't control. Exile each permanent with the most votes or tied for most votes.
 Micalovits: That is so rude
 TehAmelie: teamwork!
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 thraximore: on PRIDE month??
drcthulu: you exile both in that case
 Bruceski: You could've set up a tie
 bytecaster: You can force a tie though, right?
 MegaDosX: Happy Pride
Issurru: 
  LRRbot: Tifa Lockhart [1G] | Legendary Creature — Human Monk [1/2] | Trample / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, double Tifa Lockhart's power until end of turn.
 BusTed: happy pride
RAZRBCK08: Ties count, could've got rid of both
 Micalovits: Nah, wheeler would have voted for the gear hulk
 Rogue_07: Could''ve gotten rid of both at the cost of one of their permanents
 MegaDosX: Wheeler could have just chosen the Sword or the Gearhulk
drcthulu: if you set a tie you could have got 2
 50keyz: or mindstone
 Rogue_07: so not sure if it's worth
 MegaDosX: Since it's just something Cori doesn't control
  LRRbot: I Am Never Alone | Scheme | When you set this scheme in motion, create a token that's a copy of your commander, except it's not legendary.
 MegaDosX: WHATTTTT
 Earthenone: Threperoth
letsbelgo: haaaaaaaaaaa
 Mr_Bitterness: The Reunion!
 bytecaster: Threperoth
iPsyop: LMAO what the hell
 IbunWest: that’s so on flavor
 MegaDosX: WHAT IS HAPPENING
 Rogue_07: Triple Sephiroth
 WiJohn: Seph3roth?!
 niccus: two winged angels
letsbelgo: three stooges
 iris_of_ether: The Reunion
 Gaz_L: isn't this the one Kathleen got on the Duskmourn EDSC and totally dominated the game?
 Micalovits: This is getting out of hand! Now there are three of them!
 Decaped: Threphiroth
 korvys: Sephiroths clones are really quite flavourful
 TehAmelie: the third Sephiroth, i think that's Venus
 northos: three Sephiroths? something something Reunion
CuteTeaGoat: this is largely canonical
Omnipotrevor: It was what, Kadaj, and two others?
 TheWooglie: Sephiroth's been watching Paul's playstation videos
 Gaz_L: Wheeler got confused and thought he was playing Maximillian Pegasus
 MegaDosX: It's Ransack the Lab with flashback isn't it?
 public_key_reveal_party: I did just rewatch Friday nights today, so glad to see Wheeler is still in character
 MegaDosX: Also the one blue source lets him filter into UU, so it's a bit better than just an Island or whatever
  LRRbot: Soul Shatter [2B] | Instant | Each opponent sacrifices a creature or planeswalker with the greatest mana value among creatures and planeswalkers they control.
Ukon_Cairns: 4 more until septiroth
 lamina5432: I mean they are doing better then last time
 bytecaster: Tifa can NOT catch a break
 Gaz_L: it shatters G's soul
 thraximore: happy birthday! 
 KaleidoscopeMind: on his birthday??
Omnipotrevor: Kadaj, Loz, and Yazoo (No wonder I couldn't remember the other two names)
 Fruan: I don't think Gisa and Sephiroth would get along at ALL
 Earthenone: 18 sephiroth power
 Aceviru: Poor Tifa
 TheWooglie: stop bullying Graham
 Gaz_L: For each of you, a Sephiroth
 TheWooglie: do the clones do commander damage?
 TheBorzoi: Just like in the actual game
 Earthenone: anyone have a pheonix down?
  LRRbot: Fabled Passage | Land | {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. Then if you control four or more lands, untap that land.
J_trans_rights: @thewooglie no
J_trans_rights: I don’t think so
 50keyz: @Earthenone yo they killed it with the flavour on that card in this set
 fcloud: i read wheeler's title as "sephiroth, planet's hair" and was like "yeah, that tracks"
 Larkonus: @TheWooglie No, only the commander card itself ever deals commander damage.
satyropodobny: Directed by Seph "Rogen" Iroth
 northos: I'm a little bummed that Diamond Weapon is the only one of the Weapons we got
 TheWooglie: thanks Larkonus J_trans_rights
  LRRbot: Gauntlet of Power [5] | Artifact | As this artifact enters, choose a color. / Creatures of the chosen color get +1/+1. / Whenever a basic land is tapped for mana of the chosen color, its controller adds an additional one mana of that color.
  LRRbot: Mana Drain [UU] | Instant | Counter target spell. At the beginning of your next main phase, add an amount of {C} equal to that spell's mana value.
 Rogue_07: Wheeler
 goombalax: choked on my pad Thai
  LRRbot: Unholy Heat [R] | Instant | Unholy Heat deals 2 damage to target creature or planeswalker. / Delirium — Unholy Heat deals 6 damage instead if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard.
 iris_of_ether: I mean I think he does have a non-gun weapon
 Xerodin:  
  LRRbot: Springbloom Druid [2G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | When this creature enters, you may sacrifice a land. If you do, search your library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
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 Gaz_L: it's Harrow on a dude!
Abracadaver23: that would've been Harrowing
 fcloud: barret? he's all gun all the time, as far as i know
  LRRbot: Land Tax [W] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, if an opponent controls more lands than you, you may search your library for up to three basic land cards, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle.
  LRRbot: Codsworth, Handy Helper [2W] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Robot [2/3] | Commanders you control have ward {2}. / {T}: Add {W}{W}. Spend this mana only to cast Aura and/or Equipment spells. / {T}: Attach target Aura or Equipment you control to target creature you control. Activate only as a sorcery.
 goombalax: @fcloud in Advent Children it transforms
  LRRbot: Power Without Equal | Scheme | When you set this scheme in motion, draw three cards. You have no maximum hand size until your next turn. If you control six or more lands, you may cast up to three spells from your hand without paying their mana costs.
 Earthenone: surely wheeler dosent have the mana to replay his comander
 Gaz_L: i think those are in Rebirth too?
 fcloud: ty graham 
  Juliamon: yep Atomic Scissors
RedTag83: YES
 Mr_Horrible: "Is it... atomic???" "Yes, sir! Very atomic!"
grimshade: ill keep my eye out for the scisors in my play through lol
CuteTeaGoat: rocket punch
 Micalovits: Wear it on his normal hand?
 Marvoleath: He's running with scissors? Didnt listen to his mom
 TehAmelie: what i like is that his gun prosthetic is powered by anger and makes him shoot harder
grimshade: tbh i only just got to the part where cloud dresses liek a girl i aint far
  LRRbot: Sephiroth, Planet's Heir [4UB] | Legendary Creature — Human Avatar Soldier [4/4] | Vigilance / When Sephiroth enters, creatures your opponents control get −2/−2 until end of turn. / Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Sephiroth.
 SquareDotCube: doesn't he also have basically a jet engine as a piece of equipment too?
 raulghoulia: I'm going to Ungarmax until they Mindblow
 Mr_Horrible: Sephiroth, Planet's Hair
 Earthenone: !findquote lifestream
  LRRbot: Quote #6913: "Lifestream feels like thick wet, send tweet." —Graham [2020-04-22]
iPsyop: yes 27
  Juliamon: you can get the scissors in Junon
 MegaDosX: Mono-black Sephiroth with all this behind him would be kinda terrifying
 50keyz: yeah the starter deck has a lot of cool cards casually
 50keyz: 100 100
 SquareDotCube: they're also a drop in the overworld outside Midgar
 Larkonus: Look, he somehow has 3 Sephiroths, but surely 4 isn't possible. (/s)
 bytecaster: Sepiroth should hard counter Aerith not Tifa! Flavor fail
CuteTeaGoat: a normal commander deck seems extremely slow for the nonsense in that scheme deck
  LRRbot: Lightning Greaves [2] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature has haste and shroud. / Equip {0}
  LRRbot: Barret Wallace [3R] | Legendary Creature — Human Rebel [4/4] | Reach / Whenever Barret Wallace attacks, it deals damage equal to the number of equipped creatures you control to defending player.
 Earthenone: he probobly went for a lower power level seeing it be a 3v1
grimshade: i guess perhaps boros spehiroth would of been the best choice balanmnce wise cause holy crap this commander seems obnoxiose
satyropodobny: do multiples of Sephiroths herd or roost
 Micalovits: Some of us are here for the Vincent feet
OneCannoliHope: @satyropodobny what do you call a collection of sephiroths? a planet of sephiroths?
iPsyop: tbf middleschoolers now are probably talking about feet.
 Gaz_L: shoal
 Blip2004: they brood
 TheWooglie: could have a fight
 fcloud: more than two sephiroths is undoubtedly a murder
J_trans_rights: a school of sephiroths
moxpickle: a murder of sephiroths
   LoadingReadyRun: a "wing" of Sephiroths
 50keyz: an army?
  Foxmar320: I read Wheeler's commander as "Sephiroth, Planet's Hair"
 TehAmelie: a kabbalah of Sephiroths
 LiveFaust: Overrun is removal, right?
 Marvoleath: surely, it's pride
  Foxmar320: Maybe I should put on my glasses
 Marvoleath: of Sephs
 Bruceski: Pretty sure it's a murder of Sephiriths
  LRRbot: Sardian Avenger [1R] | Creature — Goblin Warrior [1/1] | First strike, trample / Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the number of artifacts your opponents control. / Whenever an artifact an opponent controls is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, this creature deals 1 damage to that player.
 hd_dabnado: @LoadingReadyRun 
 fcloud: @Foxmar320 right?
OneCannoliHope: a wing of sephiroths is very good...
 fcloud: in my defense, the commander titles are like 6pt. also im old
clamlad: that card's great in my gornog warrior tribal
  LRRbot: The Aetherspark [4] | Legendary Artifact Planeswalker — Equipment [4] | As long as The Aetherspark is attached to a creature, The Aetherspark can't be attacked and has "Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage during your turn, put that many loyalty counters on The Aetherspark." / [+1]: Attach The Aetherspark to up to one target creature you control. Put a +1/+1 counter on that creature. / [−5]: Draw two cards. / [−10]: Add ten mana of any one color.
  Foxmar320: @fcloud Im turning to dust as we speak
Mindfire13: Its a set booster card
 fcloud: @Foxmar320 
 Bengineering: Oh damn I can watch this from the woods
  LRRbot: Ghostly Flicker [2U] | Instant | Exile two target artifacts, creatures, and/or lands you control, then return those cards to the battlefield under your control.
 TheWriterAleph: i've always said that about sephiroths
   LoadingReadyRun: Seph and the Roths
 northos: Sakashima can't copy Seph when she comes back, right?
 Aceviru: This version of sephiroth is giving me massive madara v kages fight vibes (Naruto)
marquisdemizu: Wow, Friday Nights lore coming to life - Ben really IS the archenemy
 Micalovits: Thats so rude!
 MegaDosX: Vile
 Gaz_L: My Two Sephiroths
iPsyop: I'
 northos: 
iPsyop: I'm tilted lol..
 gualdhar: We need to give Wheeler an intro deck
OneCannoliHope: "get in loser, we're going traumatize clouding"
 Marvoleath: @northos it copies the other copy
tryllebanjo: 
 50keyz: WOW
  Foxmar320: Sephiroth's theme is going to need to be remixed to "Sephiroths" now
 bytecaster: Getting dumbstered by Sephiroth is a weird choice for a birthday party, Graham, but I respect it
 lamina5432: I think its not helping that two of the coommanders die to wheelers
satyropodobny: @OneCannoliHope 
iPsyop: we are an hour in and that's 2 games lol..
 northos: @Marvoleath oh I couldn't see that that one was still in play. ty
  LRRbot: Talon Gates of Madara | Land — Gate | When this land enters, up to one target creature phases out. / {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color. / {4}: Put this card from your hand onto the battlefield.
 MegaDosX: Not when there's three of him
 e_bloc: I'm getting the impression that this might be unwinable
 AugmentingPath: Tifa knows one trick, and that trick is dying to Sepiroth ETBs
marquisdemizu: Noooo not Serge's Yellowjacket store credit!
drcthulu: you could have phased out sephiroth
 KaleidoscopeMind: that's also true in game right? if tifa can punch, sephiroth dies
 Gaz_L: i mean, Tifa's pretty good at doing 'just kill you' damage too
RogueSP: Isn't there no commander damage in the updated archenemy? Could be wrong!
OneCannoliHope: @Foxmar320 "Two or more One-Winged Angels"
 Gaz_L: yeah, Talon Gates is often a defensive thing
 Marvoleath: Phase out the token copy, so Sakashima would return with no target
 MegaDosX: Phase it out with the clone on the stack I guess?
 northos: well...it depends. you can do it in such a way that they have to clone something else instead
 TheWriterAleph: blanking the flicker is my favorite linkin park / mtg parody song
 Gaz_L: i won a game a couple of weeks ago by phasing out an opponent's big boy
 MegaDosX: @Marvoleath A phased out creature doesn't leave the battlefield though
 Marvoleath: (after ghostly flicker was cast)
  Foxmar320: @OneCannoliHope Going to have to add extra choruses
 Rogue_07: @RogueSP At this point, they may as well use it, looks like they need all the help they can get lol
 MegaDosX: Oh I get what you were saying now
iPsyop: you'd have to phase the creature that would percievably be cloned while the clone is still on the stack
 Marvoleath: @MegaDosX yup, but then Wheeler has no creature to copy with Sakashima cause the other Seph was also flickered
  LRRbot: Choose Your Champion | Scheme | When you set this scheme in motion, target opponent chooses a player. Until your next turn, only you and the chosen player can cast spells and attack with creatures.
 Marvoleath: not sure how much would that matter anw
 Gaz_L: this was designed for the old rules
 Gaz_L: i think?
 Earthenone: yeah respect the 1v1
 TheBorzoi: You can still play lands though
 northos: it still works fine
 Commodore_Perry_GG: Name your traveler!
satyropodobny: InTheArmsOfAnAngel dot WAV
 Earthenone: that oponent can choose themselves yeah
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 Larkonus: I feel like Wheeler gets to choose the opponent that can cast, and the team doesn't get a say, that's my read of the scheme.
 TehAmelie: you can cast lands at least right
 Larkonus: No never mind, I'm reading it wrong.
  LRRbot: Sol Ring [1] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}{C}.
 Gaz_L: no, Wheeler nominates an opponent, then that opponent picks a team member
  LRRbot: Skullclamp [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/−1. / Whenever equipped creature dies, draw two cards. / Equip {1}
 50keyz: thhats a pretty sol ring
Ukon_Cairns: so friendlies pick so that denying 2/3rds oh opps actions isnt too strong in favor of archenemy
 Earthenone: can you equip allies creatures in this ruleset?
 TheWooglie: any way the wind blows...
OneCannoliHope: anyone can see...
clamlad: it dont matter. none of this--none of this matters
  LRRbot: Rot Like the Scum You Are | Scheme | When you set this scheme in motion, create a 2/2 green Ooze creature token, then put a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the number of lands your opponents control.
 Micalovits: Isn't there one called "Nothing you do really matters"?
J_trans_rights: that is a good scheme name. nothing matters
 Gaz_L: the scheme names are all really fun to say out loud
 Micalovits: I remember the highlight with the cackle cost from years ago
  LRRbot: Sokenzan, Crucible of Defiance | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {R}. / Channel — {3}{R}, Discard this card: Create two 1/1 colorless Spirit creature tokens. They gain haste until end of turn. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each legendary creature you control.
  LRRbot: Goblin Rabblemaster [2R] | Creature — Goblin Warrior [2/2] | Other Goblin creatures you control attack each combat if able. / At the beginning of combat on your turn, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token with haste. / Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +1/+0 until end of turn for each other attacking Goblin.
 Marvoleath: @Micalovits there is "your plan means nothing"
 Marvoleath: close enough?
 TehAmelie: rabble rabble
 Micalovits: Probably what I was thinking of!
  LRRbot: Ride the Shoopuf [1G] | Enchantment | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. / {5}{G}{G}: This enchantment becomes a 7/7 Beast creature in addition to its other types.
 ghizmou: rabblemaster who famously dies to massacre wurm spectacularly
  LRRbot: Cloud, Midgar Mercenary [WW] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier Mercenary [2/1] | When Cloud enters, search your library for an Equipment card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / As long as Cloud is equipped, if an ability of Cloud or an Equipment attached to it triggers, that ability triggers an additional time.
 50keyz: ah yes, the jar jar binks of FFX
 bytecaster: Now I really wanna see Cloud two-hand a Jitte
 Gaz_L: Mass-a-moon
 thraximore: 
 Larkonus: Are there any removal spells that involve shouting? If so, we can now officially enact "Old man yells at cloud" meme.
 iris_of_ether: Yuuuup
 fcloud: did he say GTIN?
 50keyz: massive moon
Scarbble: thank you graham
  LRRbot: Umezawa's Jitte [2] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage, put two charge counters on Umezawa's Jitte. / Remove a charge counter from Umezawa's Jitte: Choose one — / • Equipped creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. / • Target creature gets −1/−1 until end of turn. / • You gain 2 life. / Equip {2}
 TheWriterAleph: graham's been holding onto that one for a while, i feel
 Micalovits: Thats no Moon
 Bugberry: Don't forget all of the other weapons like Gae Bolg
 bytecaster: Umezawa's Jitté
 TehAmelie: the hypellos really did come across like someone thought "Jar-Jar was cool and we should do that"
 Commodore_Perry_GG: potato, potato
Scarbble: that's no mune
 thraximore:  
 Gaz_L: Jey Uso's in MTG?
J_trans_rights: there’s also “every hope shall vanish.”
 Marvoleath: I believe it's pronounced "beeg sword"
 Mr_Bitterness: Do we get int Bahamut, Tidus, and Cyan next?
  LRRbot: When Will You Learn? | Scheme | When you set this scheme in motion, each opponent exiles the top card of their library. You may cast any number of spells from among cards exiled this way without paying their mana costs.
Hrrisn: crono trigger UB when?
RelwinEJ: Big Kathleen Crap Shot throwback with the pronunciation guide
 50keyz: i love the flair wheeler brings to the archenemy role
OneCannoliHope: @Larkonus Scream from Within? also works pretty well for cloud narratively lol
 circusofkirkus: 
 TheWriterAleph: holy
iPsyop: hahahahahaha
clamlad: making a big wake
 Xerodin:  
 northos: he milled that in game 1 too
 Commodore_Perry_GG: !card in garruks wake
  LRRbot: In Garruk's Wake [7BB] | Sorcery | Destroy all creatures you don't control and all planeswalkers you don't control.
  LRRbot: In Garruk's Wake [7BB] | Sorcery | Destroy all creatures you don't control and all planeswalkers you don't control.
OneCannoliHope: @Hrrisn pleaseeeeeee I need the end of time as a land....
 Mr_Bitterness: So, lots of games tongiht, eh?
Hrrisn: *maniacal laughter*
  LRRbot: Coalition Relic [3] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color. / {T}: Put a charge counter on this artifact. / At the beginning of your first main phase, remove all charge counters from this artifact. Add one mana of any color for each charge counter removed this way.
 TehAmelie: this is game 3 and we haven't paused for commercials yet
 bytecaster: This boss fight might be overtuned
 fcloud: wheeler is high on being sephiroth. we may never get old wheeler back
 Marvoleath: Coalition Relic seems a bit counter-thematic for archenemy to play 
  LRRbot: Generous Plunderer [1R] | Creature — Human Rogue [2/2] | Menace / At the beginning of your upkeep, you may create a Treasure token. When you do, target opponent creates a tapped Treasure token. / Whenever this creature attacks, it deals damage to defending player equal to the number of artifacts they control.
 Gaz_L: oh but now Wheeler has fewer artifacts 
 gualdhar: Hey, Graham affected Ben's life total!
 northos: huh, the overlay showed +8 in the flyout text
OneCannoliHope: @bytecaster something something the dark souls of MTG
 Earthenone: if wheeler has a land his comander goes off right?
GoblinRoyalty: wheeler canonically takes an entire bottle of shampoo to wash his hair.
satyropodobny: man this tutorial village is brutal
CuteTeaGoat: wheeler, this is why you have to crush these heroes early
 Gaz_L: Coalition Relic can be 2, yeah
 Aceviru: Forget the shampoo, it's the conditioner that  gets you
 Aceviru: I say as a guy with very long hair
  LRRbot: Beast Within [2G] | Instant | Destroy target permanent. Its controller creates a 3/3 green Beast creature token.
  LRRbot: Force of Will [3UU] | Instant | You may pay 1 life and exile a blue card from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Counter target spell.
grimshade: you burned a fow thats huge
  LRRbot: There Is No Refuge | Scheme | When you set this scheme in motion, it deals 3 damage to up to one target creature. Create a 3/3 black Horror creature token.
satyropodobny: classic FoW
  LRRbot: Sephiroth, Planet's Heir [4UB] | Legendary Creature — Human Avatar Soldier [4/4] | Vigilance / When Sephiroth enters, creatures your opponents control get −2/−2 until end of turn. / Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Sephiroth.
 50keyz: horror came into play this turn, no?
 Diabore: horror haste?
 MrPipboy3000: Horror token has haste?
  LRRbot: The Fire Crystal [2RR] | Legendary Artifact | Red spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. / Creatures you control have haste. / {4}{R}{R}, {T}: Create a token that's a copy of target creature you control. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.
 Earthenone: idk look at that long white hair
  LRRbot: Tifa Lockhart [1G] | Legendary Creature — Human Monk [1/2] | Trample / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, double Tifa Lockhart's power until end of turn.
  LRRbot: Fomori Vault | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {3}, {T}, Discard a card: Look at the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of artifacts you control. Put one of those cards into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
 Earthenone: must have been a judge for a long time
letsbelgo: Im at 17 years. Suck it
 WiJohn: Wheeler senior judge who's he playing?  Sephiroth!
  LRRbot: Armored Skyhunter [3W] | Creature — Cat Knight [3/3] | Flying / Whenever this creature attacks, look at the top six cards of your library. You may put an Aura or Equipment card from among them onto the battlefield. If an Equipment is put onto the battlefield this way, you may attach it to a creature you control. Put the rest of those cards on the bottom of your library in a random order.
 bytecaster: Only on attack
  LRRbot: Because I Have Willed It | Ongoing Scheme | Spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. / At the beginning of your opponents' end step, if they cast four or more spells this turn, abandon this scheme.
  LRRbot: Jet Medallion [2] | Artifact | Black spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
 Lord_Hosk: Have you both renewed your judges card?  if you don't send in your renewal card every 15 years you lose your judge status under the new judge council rules.
Nickiatori: Wheelers white spells cost 2 less to cast now
FlowerCardianFanboy: ddid he tap a fetch?
 Earthenone: !card tendrils of agony
  LRRbot: Tendrils of Agony [2BB] | Sorcery | Target player loses 2 life and you gain 2 life. / Storm
 Micalovits: !chat
  LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat.
Solo_Support: 
 noSmokeFire:  URBORG ALERT 
 TehAmelie: ehregerd ehrburgr
 northos: !card urborg tomb of yawgmoth
  LRRbot: Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth | Legendary Land | Each land is a Swamp in addition to its other land types.
 northos: (for anyone still confused)
GoblinRoyalty: Sephora!
  LRRbot: The Meathook Massacre [XBB] | Legendary Enchantment | When The Meathook Massacre enters, each creature gets −X/−X until end of turn. / Whenever a creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life. / Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, you gain 1 life.
 Earthenone: have a giant growth for tifa?
grimshade: yeah not gonna lie this seems very one sided which is fairly typical of arch enmey
clamlad: meaty
 Micalovits: Wait, do they each lose 1? So 3 ttoal?
Xavion333: Don't they lose 3 because *each* opponent? Or is archenemy different than 2HG?
  LRRbot: Tifa Lockhart [1G] | Legendary Creature — Human Monk [1/2] | Trample / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, double Tifa Lockhart's power until end of turn.
RedTag83: Wheelers deck seems to be a bit on the powerful side
 Marvoleath: None of the teammates playing blue does not help
 TheBorzoi: Yes, they would have lost 3 in total because each opponent would have lost 1 each
iPsyop: next turn wheeler casts toxic deluge.
  LRRbot: Grand Abolisher [WW] | Creature — Human Cleric [2/2] | During your turn, your opponents can't cast spells or activate abilities of artifacts, creatures, or enchantments.
 circusofkirkus: quick tap your coalition relic wheeler
  LRRbot: Crime Novelist [2R] | Creature — Goblin Bard [1/3] | Whenever you sacrifice an artifact, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature and add {R}.
 TehAmelie: Wheeler did mention having room to cut some "really" unfair cards if it seemed appropriate
Karneioss: I feel like it's also wheeler's deck is just good against everyone else's deck's strategies
  LRRbot: Conformer Shuriken [2] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature has "Whenever this creature attacks, tap target creature defending player controls. If that creature has greater power than this creature, put a number of +1/+1 counters on this creature equal to the difference." / Equip {2}
 Marvoleath: @TehAmelie I think the problem is the commander, unfortunately 
RedTag83: load of removal in blue and black
 50keyz: the snow reference lol
  LRRbot: Pip-Boy 3000 [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Whenever equipped creature attacks, choose one — / • Sort Inventory — Draw a card, then discard a card. / • Pick a Perk — Put a +1/+1 counter on that creature. / • Check Map — Untap up to two target lands. / Equip {2}
 MrPipboy3000: You called?
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 InfiniTokens: Ben looks amazing
 noSmokeFire: novelists love getting clamped, it's enrichment for them
 Micalovits: Yes. The wig is also really cool
  LRRbot: You Live Only Because I Will It | Scheme | When you set this scheme in motion, you may redistribute any number of life totals.
 Earthenone: according to the reserch, skullclamp IS a crime
 BusTed: 
 InfiniTokens: @Micalovits 
 TheBorzoi: That scheme was designed for each opponent having their own life total instead of a shared one.
 MrGibberish: How many times has fifa died?
 InfiniTokens: The wig being white and the shirt also white, at first glance it looks like he is in a shroud
 MrGibberish: That's so rude
 Rogue_07: When does this become bullying?
 Marvoleath: @Earthenone but it doesnt target opponent? 
 Aceviru: Plaguecrafter, my guy
 Earthenone: sephiroth increments 3
 Larkonus: Poor Tifa. 
RelwinEJ: Sad Graham noises
tsarnus1: Feel the plague on your skin
Kreiseler: So what's the over/under on tifa attacking even once tonight?
 50keyz: aaand thats the game lol
clamlad: i just built a deck that includes every version of plaguecrafter
 MrGibberish: At least graham isn't playing an aerith deck...
marquisdemizu: I understand the choice to cast Ben as the archenemy in Friday Nights now
 ThirdGames: This is definitely making me reconsider building a Tifa deck, haha
 MrPipboy3000: Look at the brightside, Tifa is now a 7 drop ...
 Marvoleath: ah yes, the craft plague, not the run-of-the-mill kind
clamlad: 
 Kazman20a: 4
 50keyz: 4
 Earthenone: 4 to my knowlage
 Micalovits: I'll check the Vod
 Earthenone: i think you joked about a 5 then went home
 50keyz: i just rewatched it last week
 ThirdGames: I was  mostly joking, no worries
 Aceviru: FWIW, this has been very entertaining
 MegaDosX: Tifa is probably a KOS threat, but this particular environment is wildly different
RAZRBCK08: Schemes are inherently busted sometimes
OneCannoliHope: Tifa has the same issue as infect
iPsyop: Tifa is absolutely a kill on sight commander
 nevyn666: is bristly bill better than tifa? as commander
Sogheim: I'm surprised Serge isn't playing Yuffie. she's a ninja who likes equipment
 Marvoleath: so, like any voltron
 Veshnikard: It's a Voltron style deck
 MegaDosX: Archenemy is just inherently unbalanced
 Micalovits: I think that Zephiroth just hits really hard when it kills both two of your commanders
 korvys: You could just play a regular 4-player commander game
 TheBorzoi: You might have a better chance if you weren't sharing a life total.
 niccus: increment player health by 1 each time, eventually you've grinded enough
iPsyop: @nevyn666 lumra =p
 Lord_Hosk: The decks arent the problem its that Archemey is sooooo powerful.
Ukon_Cairns: yeh, tifa and friends may be losing to the archenemy deck more than the sepiroth deck
 noSmokeFire: @niccus that's it, we need to make this a roguelite
 Cptasparagus: you guys have 3 fighters, you need a mage and a cleric
OneCannoliHope: ben's deck is also well-suited against these specific decks
 Mai_Andra: Graham, Serge, and Cori sheepishly suggest maybe playing one game without schemes... you know, just to try it out...
 noSmokeFire: @Cptasparagus maybe aerith, she has a pretty good win rate against sephiroth, right?
 Cptasparagus: @noSmokeFire well, see, she's the distraction. While hes falling out of the ceiling to stab her, you shoot at him.
 Aceviru: @OneCannoliHope Well, that's because of how the commander is designed as well, right?
iPsyop: aerith lifegain actually would go hard in this pod
 Micalovits: Aerith having more than 2 toughness would go hard
mysticsailboat: do you think we're gonna see an archenemy loss today
 Micalovits: Yes, I belive in the Tifa oneshot
 TehAmelie: i think he'll lose only one game, at the end
 Earthenone: maybe, wheeler could disconect or let G have a birthday boy turn
 TehAmelie: the way videogames work
 noSmokeFire: @TehAmelie but then his second form...
 noSmokeFire: @Earthenone tifa can have little a scheme, as a treat
 TehAmelie: not that i haven't sometimes rebooted to play a final boss fight again after winning and then lost
 Avery316: Yes! I was hoping Paul and Heather would play Split Fiction, I've been avoiding watching other playthroughs in case it happened 
  Juliamon: LRRmans! Split Fiction! Bonus Heather!
 TehAmelie: hello again
  Juliamon: !wheeler
  LRRbot:  Thank you for having me, it's great to be here.
OneCannoliHope: woah, i've been gathered
 Earthenone: so what did you do to wheelers deck during the break? 
 Micalovits: *Roaring applause*
 TehAmelie: have you got your Nintendo mandated 15 hours of break per hour of game time?
 TehAmelie: i mean 15 minutes
 vinewood_og: That's not a buster sword. This is a buster sword!
 avjamethyst: hello
 korvys: Oh, not just them...
 BusTed: 🙂
 iris_of_ether: Hahahaha
 DeM0nFiRe: Who the hell are Arch and Emmy?
 Aceviru: lol
 niccus: you're wearing a perfectly good cosplay of the Swords Will Cut You Wide Open guy
  LRRbot: Leyline Axe [4] | Artifact — Equipment | If this card is in your opening hand, you may begin the game with it on the battlefield. / Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has double strike and trample. / Equip {3}
 fcloud: ooh, the guy who's been a judge for 16 yrs NOW complains about judging
 TehAmelie: (they might as well say hours am i right)
 NorthstarTex: dayum
Hrrisn: damb
 Earthenone: that card would work in all 3 decks
  LRRbot: Behold My Grandeur | Scheme | When you set this scheme in motion, add {U}{B}{R}. / When you set this scheme in motion, if you control six or more lands, you may search your library for a card with mana value 6 or greater, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
 fcloud: BHLDMYGRNDUR is also wheeler's vanity plate irl
  LRRbot: Talisman of Dominance [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}. This artifact deals 1 damage to you.
  LRRbot: Myriad Landscape | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {C}. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for up to two basic land cards that share a land type, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
  LRRbot: Mosswort Bridge | Land | Hideaway 4 / This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {G}. / {G}, {T}: You may play the exiled card without paying its mana cost if creatures you control have total power 10 or greater.
  LRRbot: Witch's Clinic | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {2}, {T}: Target commander gains lifelink until end of turn.
 Earthenone: the witches clinic, tifa can finaly play support
 MegaDosX: Targeting Tifa is probably the correct choice if Graham untaps with her
  LRRbot: My Forces Are Innumerable | Ongoing Scheme | At the beginning of your end step, create a 3/3 black Horror creature token. / At the beginning of your opponents' end step, they may sacrifice two creatures of their choice. If they do, abandon this scheme.
CuteTeaGoat: i mean, it's not 5/5 flying demon
  LRRbot: Baleful Strix [UB] | Artifact Creature — Bird [1/1] | Flying, deathtouch / When this creature enters, draw a card.
  LRRbot: Sword of the Animist [2] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1. / Whenever equipped creature attacks, you may search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / Equip {2}
 fcloud: narrator: it was neither slow, nor particularly nice.
 Earthenone: Sword of the animus
 BusTed: 👌
  LRRbot: Undercity Sewers | Land — Island Swamp | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, surveil 1.
 Micalovits: Anime
 Cptasparagus: animussy
trainpants: animopedes
 Aarek: amongus
 couchboyj: Animooses
 KaleidoscopeMind: animeese
 TehAmelie: animix?
rogerivany: Animaniacs?
 Musicsquid: hey chat, how did the first game go?
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 MegaDosX: There's a few colourless surveil lands
  LRRbot: Make Yourself Useful | Scheme | When you set this scheme in motion, destroy target creature an opponent controls. If a creature is destroyed this way, you gain life equal to its toughness.
 Musicsquid: 4 games already??? lmao
 Earthenone: game 1 lasted about as long as the comercial break 
ForOhForError: we're in disc 4? wild
 Musicsquid: thank you for the catchup, G
 TehAmelie: i hope someone can cut this together into a training montage
 TheMerricat: Dibs on foil Wheeler.
  LRRbot: Dimir Signet [2] | Artifact | {1}, {T}: Add {U}{B}.
rogerivany: I thought you started at 6pm when I started watching.  Turns out that was game 3.
  LRRbot: Myriad Landscape | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {C}. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for up to two basic land cards that share a land type, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
  LRRbot: Three Visits [1G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
  LRRbot: Mind Stone [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.
  LRRbot: Ride the Shoopuf [1G] | Enchantment | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. / {5}{G}{G}: This enchantment becomes a 7/7 Beast creature in addition to its other types.
 fcloud: wheeler's shock and horror at the sight of other players getting to play the game
 TheBorzoi: Great Mind (Stone)s think alike?
  LRRbot: A Reckoning Approaches | Scheme | When you set this scheme in motion, look at the top six cards of your library. You may put a creature card from among them onto the battlefield. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
 MegaDosX: Onto the battlefield? Gross.
 Earthenone: the villan deck dosent play creatures silly 
  LRRbot: Maha, Its Feathers Night [3BB] | Legendary Creature — Elemental Bird [6/5] | Flying, trample / Ward—Discard a card. / Creatures your opponents control have base toughness 1.
  LRRbot: Trouble in Pairs [2WW] | Enchantment | If an opponent would begin an extra turn, that player skips that turn instead. / Whenever an opponent attacks you with two or more creatures, draws their second card each turn, or casts their second spell each turn, you draw a card.
letsbelgo: the forbidden art!
 Diabore: newly ungame changered
  LRRbot: Mind Stone [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.
  LRRbot: Alchemist's Talent [3R] | Enchantment — Class | When this Class enters, create two tapped Treasure tokens. / {1}{R}: Level 2 / Treasures you control have "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add two mana of any one color." / {4}{R}: Level 3 / Whenever you cast a spell, if mana from a Treasure was spent to cast it, this Class deals damage equal to that spell's mana value to each opponent.
 Earthenone: stoping wheelers inevitable time walk is nice
  LRRbot: Tifa Lockhart [1G] | Legendary Creature — Human Monk [1/2] | Trample / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, double Tifa Lockhart's power until end of turn.
 MegaDosX: She's ten power right now I think if you order it right
 Earthenone: 10/4 good buddy
  LRRbot: Ancient Greenwarden [4GG] | Creature — Elemental [5/7] | Reach / You may play lands from your graveyard. / If a land entering causes a triggered ability of a permanent you control to trigger, that ability triggers an additional time.
 MegaDosX: Oh wow
 MegaDosX: That's a biggun
 TheBorzoi: Double landfall
 MegaDosX: And can replay that Fabled Passage
 50keyz: would that double the hideaway if it was in play before?
 TheBorzoi: And he can order both counters to go on before the doubling effects.
 Earthenone: tifa has 3
 MegaDosX: Tifa has +1/+1 counters
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  LRRbot: My Wings Enfold All | Scheme | When you set this scheme in motion, choose one — / • Draw two cards. / • Until end of turn, whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, copy it. You may choose new targets for the copy.
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Alex_Frostfire: Wings *plural*?
OneCannoliHope: I was gonna say
 fcloud: big hug candy mountain
 TehAmelie: a mind hugger, sounds much nicer than mind flayer
Alex_Frostfire: Sephiroth is too cheap for the second wing.
Hrrisn: dah, big higs
 Earthenone: sure you dident want to copy that one?
  LRRbot: Cyclonic Rift [1U] | Instant | Return target nonland permanent you don't control to its owner's hand. / Overload {6}{U}
 50keyz: shame none of the party is playing blue for countermagic lol
 circusofkirkus: !card trouble in pairs
  LRRbot: Trouble in Pairs [2WW] | Enchantment | If an opponent would begin an extra turn, that player skips that turn instead. / Whenever an opponent attacks you with two or more creatures, draws their second card each turn, or casts their second spell each turn, you draw a card.
 circusofkirkus: cori draws a card from the scheme
 circusofkirkus: and trouble
iPsyop: fast track to game 5 lol..
 Mazrae: Do the other 3 have a shared life pool?
 Cptasparagus: yup
 MegaDosX: Schemes aren't spells
 MegaDosX: They just happen
 circusofkirkus: "draws their second card each turn"
 Earthenone: one spell, 3 draws and 0 attacks legally targeting cori
  LRRbot: Sol Ring [1] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}{C}.
  LRRbot: Arcane Signet [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.
 MegaDosX: Yeah Cori would get a card from that turn from Trouble in Pairs but no more
  LRRbot: Tifa Lockhart [1G] | Legendary Creature — Human Monk [1/2] | Trample / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, double Tifa Lockhart's power until end of turn.
  LRRbot: Darksteel Mutation [1W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature is an Insect artifact creature with base power and toughness 0/1 and has indestructible, and it loses all other abilities, card types, and creature types.
 definenull: henlo chat
 Earthenone: graham is mashing square to slow the reels down
 Mazrae: Because of all these FF streams they have been doing ive been rewarching G's FF12 PiF
 TheBorzoi: Zell does Final Heaven but he just runs around the whole planet as his wind up
 Earthenone: i love the hogans
 MegaDosX: Wait you can beat up Hulk Hogan? I'm there.
Sogheim: the gigas, yeah
 Earthenone: they are strong against physical attacks, shocking no one
 Diabore: wait i can beat up hogan in persona? that might get me playing them
rogerivany: Wait I can kill Hulk Hogan in a video game?  Which game is this?
iPsyop: @rogerivany ff7 the OJ
  LRRbot: Bow to My Command | Ongoing Scheme | As you set this scheme in motion, choose an opponent. / Creatures the chosen player controls can't attack you or planeswalkers you control. / At the beginning of your opponents' end step, they may tap any number of untapped creatures they control with total power 8 or greater. If they do, abandon this scheme.
iPsyop: OG **
 Shadowsoflife: I think there are some in persona 3 & 4
pctjoe: in prasona like in real life hulk hogan is a monster
 Cptasparagus: Underground Fal'Cie
 Mazrae: Is the underground sea related to the sub ocean?
  LRRbot: Auton Soldier [4UU] | Artifact Creature — Alien Soldier [0/0] | You may have this creature enter as a copy of any creature on the battlefield, except it isn't legendary, is an artifact in addition to its other types, and has myriad.
 MegaDosX: 
 MegaDosX: Fucking what.
iPsyop: Layerssssssss
 TheMerricat: I'm glad the crew is having fun with this, but real talk chat, I'd be tilting so hard if I played this format. 
 Earthenone: surely no Soldier would copy sepiroth
 MegaDosX: Auton Soldier copying Sephiroth would be utterly disgusting
 lamina5432: I haven't played commander in a while cloning your commander has gotten a lot easier
 50keyz: lignify was well-joked in the mono green commander night as well lol
 MegaDosX: @TheMerricat I think it helps that they knew what they were in for before the games started, and are on good enough terms to not get upset with each other
iPsyop: @lamina5432 yeah there's a whole cEDH list of gyruda centered around doing just that
superdude097: Does Wheeler control the triggers? So does that mean Wheeler chooses the order the triggers go onto the stack?
 MegaDosX: Guys you're dead
 Earthenone: as the villan i assume wheeler controls the horizontal AND the vertical
DoomBringerIL: wait... did ben build the archenemy commander AND gave Graham a 2/2 commander?! HILARIOUS @LoadingReadyRun
 Mazrae: This fight against a sephiroth is going about as well as i did once in KH
  LRRbot: Lifestream's Blessing [4GG] | Instant | Draw X cards, where X is the greatest power among creatures you controlled as you cast this spell. If this spell was cast from exile, you gain twice X life. / Foretell {4}{G}
 korvys: Thick wet
 Earthenone: @DoomBringerIL nope, G's comander is a 1/2
 MarkovDescendant: Does anyone have quick access to the tonbury clip?
 Earthenone: 
DoomBringerIL: or did wheeler choose the commnader
 MegaDosX: @DoomBringerIL I think Ben Ulmer built Graham's deck, but Wheeler built his own deck
DoomBringerIL: @Earthenone yeah.. still 2 taoughness
rogerivany: Has Wheeler been under 50 life tonight?
iPsyop: I'm mulling to a board wipe if i'm in one of those seats ngl lol..
Karneioss: ben built cori and graham's deck, wheeler and serge built their own as I understand it
RedTag83: no
 niccus: grind, try again
 MegaDosX: !card impending flux
  LRRbot: Impending Flux [2R] | Sorcery | Paradox — Impending Flux deals X damage to each opponent and each creature they control, where X is 1 plus the number of spells you've cast from anywhere other than your hand this turn. / Foretell {1}{R}{R}
 MegaDosX: This one's pretty strong in the right deck
Heleor: Have you guys considered allying with sephiroth? 
 drrek0: This feels like you are reloading a save over and over at the final boss battle where you didn't grind enough first
 Earthenone: how far back in the meteor did we put down the save crystal?
OneCannoliHope: @Mazrae I still laugh about the time I accidentally fought him too early and he killed me in literally less than 5 seconds
 fcloud: instructions unclear, got tight, played lucky
DoomBringerIL: i meant did ben knew wheeler's commnader ahead of time and gave graham tifa.. if so very VERY funny
 Micalovits: Yea, just gotta git gut as they say
CuteTeaGoat: check the status vulnerabilities on the wiki
 MegaDosX: We could always go to GameFAQs for cheat codes
 Larkonus: *Latin chanting* Mull-i-gan!
 couchboyj: Mystic Quest, my beloved
 NorthstarTex: Just limit break on Sephiroth and win
 Earthenone: idk if ben knew, but he built G and Coris comanders who both die to sephiroth etb 
Lawblades: I'm just happy that Wheeler is allowed to dunk on the table while keeping it is fun and on theme
iPsyop: I'm nobody's commander has done anything in these 4 games because of sephiroth XD
 DirectorStephanie: @larkonus  mull-i-gan!
CuteTeaGoat: good for her
 korvys: Still love her
 hedonistic_mushroom: Getting flashbacks of playing the entire Lifa tree section of FF9 before knowing that Phoenix Downs 1-shot all zombies
 MegaDosX: Did someone misgender Massacre Wurm?
  LRRbot: Every Dream a Nightmare | Scheme | When you set this scheme in motion, each opponent discards a card. You draw a card for each land card discarded this way.
 Aceviru: Massacre wurm, but with long hair
DoomBringerIL: finished 6th out 14 on my pre-rls today... got 2 booster packs as prize... opened Sephiroth MonoB alt Art!!!
iPsyop: The Worms a girl now and she's even more furious
drcthulu: cool facts, earth worms are both sexes
 TheMerricat: Congratz @DoomBringerIL!
 ThirdGames: Massacre Wurm was like "Would you stilll love me if I was a human girl?"
  LRRbot: Squee, Dubious Monarch [2R] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Noble [2/2] | Haste / Whenever Squee attacks, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token that's tapped and attacking. / You may cast this card from your graveyard by paying {3}{R} and exiling four other cards from your graveyard rather than paying its mana cost.
  LRRbot: Mjölnir, Storm Hammer [4] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | When Mjölnir enters, attach it to target legendary creature you control. / Whenever equipped creature attacks, tap target creature defending player controls and put a stun counter on it. Then Mjölnir deals damage to each opponent equal to the number of tapped creatures that opponent controls. / Equip {4}
  LRRbot: Sword of the Animist [2] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1. / Whenever equipped creature attacks, you may search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / Equip {2}
  LRRbot: Sol Ring [1] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}{C}.
DoomBringerIL: like he came from those 2 booster prize packs... best 2 packs prize of my lufe
 MegaDosX: Double Sol Rings!
  LRRbot: Shadowspear [1] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has trample and lifelink. / {1}: Permanents your opponents control lose hexproof and indestructible until end of turn. / Equip {2}
 Aceviru: OH snap
 MegaDosX: Oh that's a start Cori
 niccus: now for the scheme that gains control of an artifact per player
DoomBringerIL: wheeler'd DEAD
  LRRbot: No One Will Hear Your Cries | Scheme | When you set this scheme in motion, each opponent chooses a creature they control, then sacrifices the rest.
 thraximore: HAHAHAHA
 MegaDosX: Wheeler no
 50keyz: 
DoomBringerIL: lol
 Lord_Hosk: Graham has a card "once each turn  slap the archenemy players hand as hard as you can" and Serge thinks. over time, that will help them.
iPsyop: omfg XD
 Aceviru: haha 
 MegaDosX: I think Cori's heart stopped for a second there
  LRRbot: Arcane Signet [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.
iPsyop: wheeler plays the villain too well
  LRRbot: Cloud, Midgar Mercenary [WW] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier Mercenary [2/1] | When Cloud enters, search your library for an Equipment card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / As long as Cloud is equipped, if an ability of Cloud or an Equipment attached to it triggers, that ability triggers an additional time.
 MegaDosX: Bustin'
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 TheBorzoi: Plays as a land but has summoning sickness because it's a creature without haste
  LRRbot: Bristly Bill, Spine Sower [1G] | Legendary Creature — Plant Druid [2/2] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. / {3}{G}{G}: Double the number of +1/+1 counters on each creature you control.
 MegaDosX: Yikes.
 Earthenone: it was also good when liliana was in the meta, to save a large mans from the edict
Ukon_Cairns: fetch a block, or green sun ramp, yeh. also fetch sac fodder for edicts i guess.
 Aceviru: Turn start good
 MegaDosX: Is Bristly Bill Jewish?
 Micalovits: So... t3 Tifa letahl incoming?
tsarnus1: Nope!
  LRRbot: Delight in the Hunt | Scheme | When you set this scheme in motion, create a 3/3 black Horror creature token and prevent all damage that would be dealt to creatures you control this turn.
 iPsyop: wait.... tifa can just kill next turn lol...
 Cptasparagus: @MegaDosX Cactus is kosher
 TheBorzoi: Is it Tifa's time to shine?
 Micalovits: If G has the right things she sure can
  LRRbot: Reliquary Tower | Land | You have no maximum hand size. / {T}: Add {C}.
 MegaDosX: Did he just yawn to the tune of One Winged Angel 
  LRRbot: Barret Wallace [3R] | Legendary Creature — Human Rebel [4/4] | Reach / Whenever Barret Wallace attacks, it deals damage equal to the number of equipped creatures you control to defending player.
Ukon_Cairns: archenemy cant have the turn 1 sol ring ~every turn~
 Earthenone: does 21 damage kill the archenemy? (obviously we play as if it does for content either way) just curious about the rules of the format
phoenixfeather14: does bill also get a counter from the landfall?
 MegaDosX: Bill put the counter on Tifa
  LRRbot: Mana Drain [UU] | Instant | Counter target spell. At the beginning of your next main phase, add an amount of {C} equal to that spell's mana value.
 iPsyop: @Earthenone yes it does
 TheBorzoi: @phoenixfeather14 It's target creature and Graham chose Tifa
  LRRbot: Brotherhood Regalia [2] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature has ward {2}, is an Assassin in addition to its other types, and can't be blocked. / Equip legendary creature {1} / Equip {3}
clamlad: archenemy player being the only one in blue feels rough
phoenixfeather14: @TheBorzoi ah, right. Thanks!
 DirectorStephanie:  
 50keyz: thers  force coming
  LRRbot: Prishe's Wanderings [2G] | Instant | Search your library for a basic land card or Town card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. When you search your library this way, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.
 MegaDosX: Oh boy
 DirectorStephanie: happ birf G! 
NovaSpecter: I just remembered that Graham and I share a birthday, so happy birthday G
 50keyz: im happy he got to do that
 TheBorzoi: Tifa survives!
 Maximals2000: Are decklist available somewhere
  Juliamon: !decks
  LRRbot: (6 June 2025: Archenemy Commander) Tonight's decks: Wheeler - https://moxfield.com/decks/YW0Gp2afjkGwuLX4CavzXw Serge - https://moxfield.com/decks/wbEHBDbHAEGifGnt8Z674g Graham - https://moxfield.com/decks/VjUa54M6sUyWeuLRCUzoJw Cori - https://moxfield.com/decks/Ui2Dm2bBHU2DaWI8sfCmpA
 DirectorStephanie: @novaspecter happ birf to you too! 
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NovaSpecter: I just remembered that Graham and I share a birthday, so happy birthday G
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 MegaDosX: Four power with one counter, goes to five then six, then twelve, I think
 DirectorStephanie:   
Khalstrom: He bleeds!
 Marvoleath: He bleeds!
 MegaDosX: That's the first time their life total has been above Wheeler's I think
 TheBorzoi: 9 commander damage
 50keyz: G got to do the thing!
RedTag83: you dont lose your creature !!!!
 Decaped: landfall should count your teammates lands
 MegaDosX: And Tifa lives through a Sephiroth trigger now too
RedTag83: the edictg
 Cptasparagus: Serge has entered woo girl mode
  LRRbot: For Each of You, a Gift | Scheme | When you set this scheme in motion, for each opponent, create a 3/3 black Horror creature token that attacks that player each combat if able.
 MegaDosX: So you're getting a 3/3 each turn at you, but importantly they can't block
 Mazrae: How much Commander damage needs to be done?
 couchboyj: Tifa commander damage make this 9 much more important
 TheBorzoi: Just place the tokens in a way that it's obvious who they need to attack.
 DirectorStephanie: 21 @mazrae
 iPsyop: they each have to attack a different opponent is all
 Micalovits: It only gets hard to track when some of them die
RedTag83: the last scheme would have made the 3/3 stick around as it was immune to combat damage....?
 MegaDosX: Whose horror is the lifelink one?
Skye_Stryke: @RedTag83 That was just for Wheeler's turn.
 Earthenone: you can also use bills ability after the bill counter but before doubling if you want to get large numbers
RedTag83: ahhh
  LRRbot: Broadside Bombardiers [2R] | Creature — Goblin Pirate [2/2] | Menace, haste / Boast — Sacrifice another creature or artifact: This creature deals damage equal to 2 plus the sacrificed permanent's mana value to any target.
 50keyz: this is like the FF speedrun - stack Tifa with motor drive and death sentence
 TheBorzoi: Can Bristly Bill's ability be used at instant speed?
nyc_mtg: @TheBorzoi yep! messed up card lol
  LRRbot: The Aetherspark [4] | Legendary Artifact Planeswalker — Equipment [4] | As long as The Aetherspark is attached to a creature, The Aetherspark can't be attacked and has "Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage during your turn, put that many loyalty counters on The Aetherspark." / [+1]: Attach The Aetherspark to up to one target creature you control. Put a +1/+1 counter on that creature. / [−5]: Draw two cards. / [−10]: Add ten mana of any one color.
 Micalovits: Speaking of messed up cards
 iPsyop: you can play a land, resolve bills trigger, respond to tifa's trigger and double her counters from 4 to 8 and have 16 from tifa
 TheBorzoi: Then his ability can be put on the stack after his landfall trigger but before Tifa's power doubling happens
 MegaDosX: So Tifa is now seven power
 MegaDosX: Tifa goes to eight power, then sixteen
 idontgetmyrealname: ok i'm back, this game 3?
   LoadingReadyRun:  Since Barret runs the Avalanche team, does that them Barret's Privateers?🤔
 thraximore: @idontgetmyrealname 4
 Earthenone: now tifa is 18! good news all tifa fanartists!
Khalstrom: In Graham's defense he hasn't gotten to play much with Tifa
 MegaDosX: So this is why an opponent untapping with Tifa can be concerning 
 BusTed: @LoadingReadyRun whoa
 idontgetmyrealname: how many has wheeler won?
 iPsyop: he dies
 DirectorStephanie: @loadingreadyrun amazing. 
 couchboyj:     
 MegaDosX: So twelve gets through
 50keyz: YOOOOOOO
superdude097: that's 21 Commander dmag!
 circusofkirkus: 
 MegaDosX: GOT THERE
Zinga___: @earthenone *slaps you*
 BusTed: 
 50keyz: 
letsbelgo:   
 iPsyop: WE DID IT !
 iris_of_ether: 
phoenixfeather14: Got there!!
nyc_mtg: YAY!
 DirectorStephanie:    
 MegaDosX: FINALLY GOT HIM
 TheBorzoi: Tifa wins! 
clamlad: Pog
 Fruan: Tifa for the win!
trainpants: play the music!
 NorthstarTex: EY!
Ukon_Cairns:   
 Dog_of_Myth:   
 Micalovits: Only needed him to be stuck on lands xD
 DirectorStephanie: heck yeah Tifa!
 Aceviru: Sephiroth demands a sol ring ban 
 protojman: sephiroth: if I had just one more turn I would have…
nyc_mtg: +2 good one paul
 MegaDosX: Yeah Tifa's scary you guys, good lord
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 MegaDosX: Bristly Bill obviously factored in but she's powerful
 iPsyop: game 6 ! pog
 fcloud: real talk, if there's anybody in ff7 who plays magic, it's cloud strife
 TheBorzoi: Now for the second phase of the boss fight
 Fruan: I kinda hope Tifa + Bill are a thing in Standard.
 Veshnikard: A fun Voltron commander
 MegaDosX: You need a lot of protection for her I think
 iPsyop: just play lumra in other words
 30teracyte: like Feather, you either don't let the feather player play the game or they take over
 MegaDosX: And would need to be careful playing her out
emperorchampion: turns out bill is a good card 
 MegaDosX: I think the difference with Feather is Feather can just win the turn you let them pop off, Tifa kills one person at a time
 MegaDosX: So if you alpha strike someone then you still have two opponents left who can focus you down so they don't similarly get decapitated
 iPsyop: you can make a go wide strategy with bill more easily, vs tifa you want a TON of pump and protection spells
 MegaDosX: "Must've been the wind"
Ukon_Cairns: tifa may be better at counting to 21, bill is for sure better at counting to 120.
 MegaDosX: Like the mobile game?
 nevyn666: you didnt own a nintendo either then huh
 korvys: Snake, for nokia brick phone
 bubba0077: I played snake on my TI-85
 bubba0077: #old
 Decaped: they're absurdities
 iris_of_ether: Snaaaaaake
 BusTed: I remember renting the original Metal Gear for NES, and just trying random passwords to see where I'd end up
 50keyz: yeah they dont take themselves serioussly thats a great way to phrase it
  LRRbot: My Laughter Echoes | Ongoing Scheme | Whenever you set a non-ongoing scheme in motion, you may abandon this scheme. If you do, set that scheme in motion again.
 korvys: "Can love bloom on the battlefield?"
ohnoes42: my favorite kojima bit is that if you don't turn on your playstation for 72 hours the end just dies waiting for you
 Micalovits: Cackle cost! 
  LRRbot: Rabbit Battery [R] | Artifact Creature — Equipment Rabbit [1/1] | Haste / Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has haste. / Reconfigure {R}
 iris_of_ether: Bnnuy
  LRRbot: Sword of the Animist [2] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1. / Whenever equipped creature attacks, you may search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / Equip {2}
 DirectorStephanie: 
  LRRbot: Know Evil | Scheme | When you set this scheme in motion, until your next turn, up to one target opponent can't attack with creatures, up to one target opponent can't cast creature spells, and up to one target opponent can't cast noncreature spells. You can't choose any player as a target more than once.
 NoxStryx: MGS games understand their camp in the same way some james bond movies do
 Decaped: and then MGS Austin Powered himself before anyone else could
  LRRbot: Generous Plunderer [1R] | Creature — Human Rogue [2/2] | Menace / At the beginning of your upkeep, you may create a Treasure token. When you do, target opponent creates a tapped Treasure token. / Whenever this creature attacks, it deals damage to defending player equal to the number of artifacts they control.
  LRRbot: Cloud, Midgar Mercenary [WW] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier Mercenary [2/1] | When Cloud enters, search your library for an Equipment card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / As long as Cloud is equipped, if an ability of Cloud or an Equipment attached to it triggers, that ability triggers an additional time.
 Earthenone: farseek for a grasslands to cast kitchen finks, it all checks out 
  LRRbot: Argentum Armor [6] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +6/+6. / Whenever equipped creature attacks, destroy target permanent. / Equip {6}
 iPsyop: during pride month even
Ukon_Cairns: i believe theres 2 non-dryad arbor, nonbasic forests playable in mono green, which paul confirms arent in the deck
letsbelgo: 40k plot
  LRRbot: Plots That Span Centuries | Scheme | When you set this scheme in motion, the next time you would set a scheme in motion, set three schemes in motion instead.
 MegaDosX: WHAT
 Earthenone: sounds like a good double
 definenull: uh oh
 Aceviru: Wait
 definenull:  ?
 Earthenone: 6 schemes, in this economy?
rogerivany: I think we're just dead here
 Xerodin:     
drcthulu: or six?
Skye_Stryke: It's three different Schemes not triple one scheme.
  LRRbot: Thought Vessel [2] | Artifact | You have no maximum hand size. / {T}: Add {C}.
  LRRbot: Lightning, Security Sergeant [2R] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [2/3] | Menace / Whenever Lightning deals combat damage to a player, exile the top card of your library. You may play that card for as long as you control Lightning.
 Orestes290: Dissidia?
 definenull: "wait that's my bit"
 TheBorzoi: They've met in Dissidia Duodecim
 Decaped: moody with a sword.....
 nevyn666: lighting is the palest version of cloud.
 Xafty: the only chance they had was dissidia
 TheBorzoi: And Dissidia Final Fantasy Opera Omnia
 Mazrae: Don't know why even though there are 3 games with Lightning in them but I forget about her
 Blip2004: its a transforming gunsword so she is more like a female version of Squall
Issurru: make your friends GROW
   LoadingReadyRun: "moody with a sword....." Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?!
 Decaped: Can you name them all? #FFTrivia
  LRRbot: Inventors' Fair | Legendary Land | At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control three or more artifacts, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {C}. / {4}, {T}, Sacrifice Inventors' Fair: Search your library for an artifact card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Activate only if you control three or more artifacts.
 Blip2004: Noctis is moody and has 12 swords
 MegaDosX: Yeah
 TheBorzoi: Lightning's gunblade is the Blazefire Sabre and transforms from a sword to a gun (and vice versa). Squall's gunblade is the Revolver and doesn't shoot any bullets but instead fires a shell that causes the blade to vibrate for an easier cut.
 MegaDosX: I was about to say 
Zinga___: @loadingreadyrun goated reference
  LRRbot: Ride the Shoopuf [1G] | Enchantment | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. / {5}{G}{G}: This enchantment becomes a 7/7 Beast creature in addition to its other types.
  LRRbot: Sakura-Tribe Elder [1G] | Creature — Snake Shaman [1/1] | Sacrifice this creature: Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
  LRRbot: Puresteel Paladin [WW] | Creature — Human Knight [2/2] | Whenever an Equipment you control enters, you may draw a card. / Metalcraft — Equipment you control have equip {0} as long as you control three or more artifacts.
  LRRbot: Arcane Signet [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.
 MegaDosX: !card sword of the animist
  LRRbot: Sword of the Animist [2] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1. / Whenever equipped creature attacks, you may search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / Equip {2}
callieflour: omg sephiroth is really there in the studio
  LRRbot: There Is No Refuge | Scheme | When you set this scheme in motion, it deals 3 damage to up to one target creature. Create a 3/3 black Horror creature token.
tehThane: If you doubled the triple replacement effect then you would do one replacement and get 3, then replace one of those 3 with another 3 for 5 total
callieflour: LOL
 TheBorzoi: "Up to one" so nothing is a valid option if Wheeler felt kind
  LRRbot: No One Will Hear Your Cries | Scheme | When you set this scheme in motion, each opponent chooses a creature they control, then sacrifices the rest.
  LRRbot: Choose Your Demise | Scheme | When you set this scheme in motion, look at the top four cards of your library and separate them into a face-down pile and a face-up pile. An opponent chooses one of those piles. Put the cards in that pile into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
 hd_dabnado: im playing mario kart on my other monitor and I overhear that LOL
 Decaped: ooooo, we saw. shhhh chat. no spoiling
 Earthenone: Nibelheim arbys
   LoadingReadyRun: @hd_dabnado how is it?
 MegaDosX: He already has a lot of mana
 Decaped: chat will know
 Rogue_07: Oh yeah, I should mention, a Vtuber has confirmed Switch 2 cartridges are still bitter
 TheBorzoi: When I have to split into piles like this, I like putting them all in to one pile to really mess with my opponents' minds
 50keyz: that scheme feels really fun in terms of design space
 Rogue_07: So LRR can do a Switch 2 Tasting Menu
 hd_dabnado: @LoadingReadyRun really fun! everything I want from a new mario kart
 Aceviru: Urborg and Acadmy were the face down ones 
  LRRbot: Sephiroth, Planet's Heir [4UB] | Legendary Creature — Human Avatar Soldier [4/4] | Vigilance / When Sephiroth enters, creatures your opponents control get −2/−2 until end of turn. / Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Sephiroth.
 iPsyop: I saw what one of the face down cards was, but I'm never gunna tell
Zinga___: Maybe he was trying to scare you into giving him the lands
 MrPipboy3000: Its pride month Wheler, how about more than a twinkle
 Earthenone: yeah i was disapointed there was no cart tasting avalible in the switch 2 unboxing video 
letsbelgo: @Rogue_07 who cares about that, Jeff Gerstmann is the only expert on that
 Rogue_07: @letsbelgo is Gerstmann a Tapir Nurse?  I think not.
 Decaped: hold up, how did a vtuber confirm? That sounds like poor journalism.
  LRRbot: Tifa Lockhart [1G] | Legendary Creature — Human Monk [1/2] | Trample / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, double Tifa Lockhart's power until end of turn.
 Orestes290: Ratt-le-snake!
  LRRbot: Eternal Witness [1GG] | Creature — Human Shaman [2/1] | When this creature enters, you may return target card from your graveyard to your hand.
letsbelgo: @Rogue_07 Gerstmann has decades of experience in the gaming industry. Easy.
 Rogue_07: @Decaped streamed audio of her licking it, I assume
 Earthenone: can V tubers taste the virtual game cards?
 Cptasparagus: My favorite RHCP song is "Slow Tifa"
  LRRbot: Codsworth, Handy Helper [2W] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Robot [2/3] | Commanders you control have ward {2}. / {T}: Add {W}{W}. Spend this mana only to cast Aura and/or Equipment spells. / {T}: Attach target Aura or Equipment you control to target creature you control. Activate only as a sorcery.
  LRRbot: Adelbert Steiner [1W] | Legendary Creature — Human Knight [2/1] | Lifelink / Adelbert Steiner gets +1/+1 for each Equipment you control.
  LRRbot: Squee, Dubious Monarch [2R] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Noble [2/2] | Haste / Whenever Squee attacks, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token that's tapped and attacking. / You may cast this card from your graveyard by paying {3}{R} and exiling four other cards from your graveyard rather than paying its mana cost.
 DirectorStephanie: is it time for Steiner math?
 Decaped: @Earthenone So the download tastes bitter. That clears that up.
 Earthenone: is surge now the (dubious) monarch? 
 TheBorzoi: Which of the Pluto Knights are in Steiner's art?
 coachNelly: squueeeeeeeeeeeeeee(oop)
 protojman: goblin-calling contest!
 protojman: suweeeee
Klistrik: The only "Squee" I know is the kid in the homicidal maniac comic
  LRRbot: Because I Have Willed It | Ongoing Scheme | Spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. / At the beginning of your opponents' end step, if they cast four or more spells this turn, abandon this scheme.
Zinga___: @theborzoi this one and that one are the knights in the art
letsbelgo: Maro said guns are ok for UB stuff
  LRRbot: Lightning, Security Sergeant [2R] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [2/3] | Menace / Whenever Lightning deals combat damage to a player, exile the top card of your library. You may play that card for as long as you control Lightning.
 TheBorzoi: Squall, SeeD Mervenary has his Revolver in the art
 lamina5432: lightnings are more swords that can shoot
rogerivany: Any Tonberry in the set?
Omnipotrevor: Lulu's going to sue
 Commodore_Perry_GG: the geologists are pissed
 Earthenone: i assumed the clevage was reserved for the secret lair 
  LRRbot: Massacre Wurm [3BBB] | Creature — Phyrexian Wurm [6/5] | When this creature enters, creatures your opponents control get −2/−2 until end of turn. / Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, that player loses 2 life.
 coachNelly: did sephiroth, do crimes?
Zinga___: Did Sephiroth do this?
 Rogue_07: Sadness on the stack,
 Rogue_07: resolves
 definenull: "hey you guyyss"
clamlad: 
 WiJohn: a
 50keyz: "BAAAAAH"
clamlad: got that "chewsday innit" face
 Cavemanhar: shouldnt seph have 3 counters
 TheBorzoi: Commander damage is tracked separately, not shared.
  LRRbot: Springbloom Druid [2G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | When this creature enters, you may sacrifice a land. If you do, search your library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
 Decaped: Sephiroth really should have befriended a giant wurm.
rogerivany: Cloud did some commander damage this game right?
  LRRbot: Argentum Armor [6] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +6/+6. / Whenever equipped creature attacks, destroy target permanent. / Equip {6}
  LRRbot: Fierce Guardianship [2U] | Instant | If you control a commander, you may cast this spell without paying its mana cost. / Counter target noncreature spell.
CuteTeaGoat: @Decaped last time he (allegedly) put it on a giant stake
  LRRbot: Stoneforge Mystic [1W] | Creature — Kor Artificer [1/2] | When this creature enters, you may search your library for an Equipment card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / {1}{W}, {T}: You may put an Equipment card from your hand onto the battlefield.
Zinga___: @cuteteagoat we're still not sure if Sephiroth did that
 Earthenone: lands enter simultaniously, tifa math is bussed up
  LRRbot: Helm of the Host [4] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | At the beginning of combat on your turn, create a token that's a copy of equipped creature, except the token isn't legendary. That token gains haste. / Equip {5}
 MegaDosX: Helm seems hilarious with Cloud
 50keyz: i feel like a tifa deck woudl go good with witchs clinic
 Earthenone: ohh baby a tripple
  LRRbot: Reshape the Earth [6GGG] | Sorcery | Search your library for up to ten land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
 MegaDosX: WOAH
 circusofkirkus: oh
 Seth_Erickson: lmao
letsbelgo: ok then
 Aceviru: Oh no
 Decaped: HAHAHAHA
 definenull: beeg ponch
 DirectorStephanie:    
 Dog_of_Myth: HOLY
 BusTed: that's a happy birthday play
 TheBorzoi: 
 MegaDosX: Agreed Wheeler holy shit
 Aarek: beeg
 Aceviru: Limit break
 iPsyop: LETS GOOOOOOOO lol.
 couchboyj:     
 DirectorStephanie:    
clamlad: hell yeahhh
 50keyz: GG!
YeOldeMark: Happy birthday
 MegaDosX: That is some maths there holy shit
 50keyz: WAY TO GO GRAHAM!
 Earthenone: quick maths chat?
 niccus: that's uhhhhh a lot of power
yukiMakingArt: HOW BIG?
ipoddodd: BONK
 Veshnikard: The dream!
 hidingbox: The evil has been defeated!
 Rogue_07: TIFA SMASH
 Fruan: The power of MATH and ANIME
 Bruceski: Pretty sure that hit 9999
 niccus: 10 lands is 1024x
 MegaDosX: @yukiMakingArt Preposterously
 DirectorStephanie: happy birthday G!
 iPsyop: game 7 lol..
 WiJohn: 28x2^9?
ipoddodd: 24*1024
tehThane: 26,624
 couchboyj: Its over 9000
 NorthstarTex: so remember when Tifa had a broken build for Play it Forward, that just happened here
 bubba0077: did he have ten lands left in deck?
 MegaDosX: Yeah it's 26k power lmaooooooo
ipoddodd: er, 26*1024
the_garfielf: 1.4x10^14
 ElektroTal: Is that sephiwheels
 MegaDosX: Yeah
Morrigan9: 16384?
the_garfielf: way more than that
drcthulu: 26 *2^10
 Bruceski: Oh yeah, shoopuf definitely adds to it
the_garfielf: wait no i’m stupid
 northos: 26,624 is correct, yes
 hidingbox: To shreds you say?
Zinga___: 26,624
 MegaDosX: 2^10 is 1024, 26*1024 is 26,624
 definenull: uhh one mor
Skye_Stryke: I was thinking Scapeshift but that was so much better lmao
 DirectorStephanie: …one more? 
CuteTeaGoat: you've let the heroes grow too powerful
 MegaDosX: le gasp
 TheBorzoi: The extra damage carries over to the next game, right? ...
RogueSP: 7 games for the ff7 commanders lol
 Gnrt: I like the idea that that sepheroith was like haha I have blocked you and tifa just punches the planet in half.
 dungeonmasteralek: Eyy got here in time to catch the start of the last game!
 MegaDosX: Yeah that sounds about right
 DirectorStephanie: 
 definenull: ahh good ol scute swarm
 Dog_of_Myth: That tracks
 Gnrt: good ole scutes
 korvys: Yes it is
 MegaDosX: I have a Mondrak list I've put together digitally with Helm of the Host, that needs to bust out scientific notation if you let it go for too long
Skye_Stryke: @TheBorzoi If so they just won about 1267 games off that attack
 iris_of_ether: Yessss scutes my boi
 50keyz: "echoing decay"?
clamlad: rakdos charm
 Gnrt: no that's when you masacre wyrm
drcthulu: echoing truth
 50keyz: @Gnrt oh good call
 korvys: That's 1111111111111111 scutes
 Diabore: mutually assured destruction
 Dog_of_Myth: Or Rakdos Charm
 iPsyop: play winds of abandon more lol..
 BusTed: those are load-bearing scutes
Zinga___: !card cyconic rift
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
 iPsyop: sunfall
 MrPipboy3000: Oh man, i miss my scute swarm impact tremmors deck
TheSuperDoubleG: Massascute Wurm
 Diabore: 4-2 in archenemy favor atm
 MegaDosX: Yeah you either exile the Scutes, you bounce them all, or you Rakdos Charm
 WiJohn: So this is in fact the Final Fantasy
 Diabore: @MegaDosX theres is a clean answer in this set too, ultima
letsbelgo: longer
 MegaDosX: @Diabore That would also do it
 Decaped: "none up top"
  LRRbot: Every Dream a Nightmare | Scheme | When you set this scheme in motion, each opponent discards a card. You draw a card for each land card discarded this way.
  LRRbot: Single Combat [3WW] | Sorcery | Each player chooses a creature or planeswalker they control, then sacrifices the rest. Players can't cast creature or planeswalker spells until the end of your next turn.
 northos: I'm jealous Serge, I'm [undisclosed amount of years] younger than you and I've already got some gray 
  LRRbot: Goldspan Dragon [3RR] | Creature — Dragon [4/4] | Flying, haste / Whenever this creature attacks or becomes the target of a spell, create a Treasure token. / Treasures you control have "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add two mana of any one color."
  LRRbot: Blacksmith's Talent [R] | Enchantment — Class | When this Class enters, create a colorless Equipment artifact token named Sword with "Equipped creature gets +1/+1" and equip {2}. / {2}{R}: Level 2 / At the beginning of combat on your turn, attach target Equipment you control to up to one target creature you control. / {3}{R}: Level 3 / During your turn, equipped creatures you control have double strike and haste.
  LRRbot: Fomori Vault | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {3}, {T}, Discard a card: Look at the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of artifacts you control. Put one of those cards into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
 MegaDosX: Can anyone tell me where I can find the Kathleen Rakdos Charm play btw? idk which VOD it is
 Rogue_07: sord
 Aarek: I like sword
  LRRbot: Plots That Span Centuries | Scheme | When you set this scheme in motion, the next time you would set a scheme in motion, set three schemes in motion instead.
 MegaDosX: Gotcha, I'll look later. Thanks Graham!
  LRRbot: Baleful Strix [UB] | Artifact Creature — Bird [1/1] | Flying, deathtouch / When this creature enters, draw a card.
  LRRbot: The Irencrag [2] | Legendary Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / Whenever a legendary creature you control enters, you may have The Irencrag become a legendary Equipment artifact named Everflame, Heroes' Legacy. If you do, it gains equip {3} and "Equipped creature gets +3/+3" and loses all other abilities.
  LRRbot: Arcane Signet [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.
 Coricket: just got back from my prerelease, this set is a blast!
  LRRbot: Esper Sentinel [W] | Artifact Creature — Human Soldier [1/1] | Whenever an opponent casts their first noncreature spell each turn, draw a card unless that player pays {X}, where X is this creature's power.
 MegaDosX: Oh shit
 MegaDosX: How irenic
 iris_of_ether: Big iren on his hip
  LRRbot: Choose Your Champion | Scheme | When you set this scheme in motion, target opponent chooses a player. Until your next turn, only you and the chosen player can cast spells and attack with creatures.
 Diabore: 3 schemes right?
 MegaDosX: He has to resolve each one though
 MegaDosX: This is just the first one
  LRRbot: For Each of You, a Gift | Scheme | When you set this scheme in motion, for each opponent, create a 3/3 black Horror creature token that attacks that player each combat if able.
 Simonark: It is a drama term pronounced like that, an iron is a character who is there to establish irony by knowing things and sharing them with the audience, like a Shakespearean fool.
  LRRbot: What's Yours Is Now Mine | Scheme | When you set this scheme in motion, gain control of target creature an opponent controls and untap it.
 MegaDosX: Gross.
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  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, LurkerSpine! (Today's storm count: 64)
  LRRbot: Worn Powerstone [3] | Artifact | This artifact enters tapped. / {T}: Add {C}{C}.
  LRRbot: Urza's Cave | Land — Urza's Cave | {T}: Add {C}. / {3}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
  LRRbot: Howlsquad Heavy [2R] | Creature — Goblin Mercenary [2/3] | Start your engines! / Other Goblins you control have haste. / At the beginning of combat on your turn, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token. That token attacks this combat if able. / Max speed — {T}: Add {R} for each Goblin you control.
 DirectorStephanie: 
 MegaDosX: Face down
 MegaDosX: Plot is face up
 TheBorzoi: Fortell is face down and is a special action.
theamc2000: my prerealease was fun
 Decaped: it's the 10 lands card
  LRRbot: Behold My Grandeur | Scheme | When you set this scheme in motion, add {U}{B}{R}. / When you set this scheme in motion, if you control six or more lands, you may search your library for a card with mana value 6 or greater, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
 nevyn666: wheres grandpa
  LRRbot: Propaganda [2U] | Enchantment | Creatures can't attack you unless their controller pays {2} for each creature they control that's attacking you.
 MegaDosX: Do we know anything about Bolas' family besides Ugin?
 protojman: who is the the ur dragon's papa
  LRRbot: Thassa, Deep-Dwelling [3U] | Legendary Enchantment Creature — God [6/5] | Indestructible / As long as your devotion to blue is less than five, Thassa isn't a creature. / At the beginning of your end step, exile up to one other target creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under your control. / {3}{U}: Tap another target creature.
 Rogue_07: Clementine!
 protojman: Elder dragons are spawns of the ur dragon i think
 MegaDosX: I see the synergy
Ukon_Cairns: were they dragonstormed? or was dragon storms a thing ugin did himself later in life?
 Rogue_07: They were Ur-Dragon spawned as I recall
  LRRbot: Prismatic Vista | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
 protojman: ur dragon crated storms with the beats of its wings
  LRRbot: Fabled Passage | Land | {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. Then if you control four or more lands, untap that land.
  LRRbot: Krenko, Baron of Tin Street [2R] | Legendary Creature — Goblin [3/3] | Haste / {T}, Sacrifice an artifact: Put a +1/+1 counter on each Goblin you control. / Whenever an artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, you may pay {R}. If you do, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token. It gains haste until end of turn.
Chesul: The OG Elder dragons were Ur-Dragon Spawn, a bunch of eggs fell to Dominaria and hatched.
 iris_of_ether: Yeah Thassa real not great
 Decaped: Gandalf the Grey....Geralt....
 Cptasparagus: two FNPFs, one as Geralt one as Ciri
  LRRbot: Beast Within [2G] | Instant | Destroy target permanent. Its controller creates a 3/3 green Beast creature token.
 fcloud: i got a brand new pair of mana rocks, now i can ETB~~
  LRRbot: Duelist's Heritage [2W] | Enchantment | Whenever one or more creatures attack, you may have target attacking creature gain double strike until end of turn.
Chesul: @Ukon_Cairns The Dragonstorms were a thing on Tarkir caused by Ugin being present on the plane, they are linked to his life, so ended in the original timeline when he died, but continued in the reforged timeline.
 MrPipboy3000: If we get another LOTR set, get a beard and you're Gandalf
 MegaDosX: Trying so hard to not corpse delivering the line
 DirectorStephanie:  
 Dog_of_Myth:  
  LRRbot: Thought Vessel [2] | Artifact | You have no maximum hand size. / {T}: Add {C}.
 Rogue_07: Yes, Michael Caine
 fcloud: "which goblins?" gary oldman: *EVERY* goblin!!
 definenull: rood
  LRRbot: Make Yourself Useful | Scheme | When you set this scheme in motion, destroy target creature an opponent controls. If a creature is destroyed this way, you gain life equal to its toughness.
 BrowneePointz: Hear me out Graham, we do a FF6 Live Action movie, and resurrect Tim Curry and fuse him with Alan Cumming to play Kefka
AzaleaCloud: Are these Mogg Fanatic "stab you in the face" Goblins, or peaceful tinker breathing mask-wearing Goblins?
  LRRbot: Sephiroth, Planet's Heir [4UB] | Legendary Creature — Human Avatar Soldier [4/4] | Vigilance / When Sephiroth enters, creatures your opponents control get −2/−2 until end of turn. / Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Sephiroth.
 MrPipboy3000: Tim Curry's not dead
 BrowneePointz: oh no he's just paraplegic
 definenull: lmao
 BrowneePointz: my brain
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 rosesmcgee: He is recovering from a stroke
 Cptasparagus: hear me out, what if we still resurrect him
 BrowneePointz: it's late
anactualheehaw: no but hear me out, you need to resurrect him for it to work
 BrowneePointz: I just Sideshow Bob'd myself with that rake
Zinga___: We mail Mr curry,
 MegaDosX: Maclunkey
  LRRbot: Abrade [1R] | Instant | Choose one — / • Abrade deals 3 damage to target creature. / • Destroy target artifact.
Zinga___: We Mill Mr curry, and then we resurrect him
AzaleaCloud: I came here late, are the heroes supposed to have a shared life total?
Ukon_Cairns: im pretty sure the last "but theyre not dead" i heard was also tim curry.
 BrowneePointz: nope
 Cavemanhar: did serge pay the one for that abrade
 fcloud: "resurrect" him *reputationally*. bring him back to the forefront of the national consciousness
AzaleaCloud: Unironically we need Rocky Horror now more than ever.
 Earthenone: do you think when the rocky movies enter the public domain there will be annother type of rocky horror?
  LRRbot: Solemn Simulacrum [4] | Artifact Creature — Golem [2/2] | When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / When this creature dies, you may draw a card.
 BrowneePointz: I mean Rocky Horror was just a send up of b science fiction features to begin with @Earthenone
  LRRbot: Umezawa's Jitte [2] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage, put two charge counters on Umezawa's Jitte. / Remove a charge counter from Umezawa's Jitte: Choose one — / • Equipped creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. / • Target creature gets −1/−1 until end of turn. / • You gain 2 life. / Equip {2}
 Aarek: They did apoligize for the party rocking though
 Cptasparagus: help step uncle, I need to party rock
 BrowneePointz: Wait...both of them are the kid/grandkids of the FOUNDERS OF MOTOWN RECORDS!??
 BrowneePointz: how am I just learning this?
 FlyboyZeb: Pretty sure he's a professional tennis player now
  LRRbot: Know Evil | Scheme | When you set this scheme in motion, until your next turn, up to one target opponent can't attack with creatures, up to one target opponent can't cast creature spells, and up to one target opponent can't cast noncreature spells. You can't choose any player as a target more than once.
AzaleaCloud: No! Evil! D:
 Fruan: One must always be standing, one sitting, and one lying down.
dm818: I mean people complain about it in relation to corporate culture too
  LRRbot: Toxrill, the Corrosive [5BB] | Legendary Creature — Slug Horror [7/7] | At the beginning of each end step, put a slime counter on each creature you don't control. / Creatures you don't control get −1/−1 for each slime counter on them. / Whenever a creature you don't control with a slime counter on it dies, create a 1/1 black Slug creature token. / {U}{B}, Sacrifice a Slug: Draw a card.
 MegaDosX: Uuuuggghhh
 MrPipboy3000: Ohhhh, gross
 definenull: slime time
 MegaDosX: This card's vile
 BrowneePointz: it causes archenemy games in NORMAL commander games
Ukon_Cairns: luckily theres fewer end steps than usual?
AzaleaCloud: This gritty Double Dare reboot is messed up, man.
 bubba0077: Strong disagree. People complain about nepo-babies getting put in management positions without experience all the time and/or complain about them being untouchable no matter how awful they are
Omnipotrevor: @dm818 That is a good point. If we're talking about the CEO of a cobbling empire, that could change the vibes.
   LoadingReadyRun: Slug Horror aka Slorror
 BrowneePointz: it's a mythic token and it's a popular, if mean spirited commander card
  LRRbot: Combustible Gearhulk [4RR] | Artifact Creature — Construct [6/6] | First strike / When this creature enters, target opponent may have you draw three cards. If the player doesn't, you mill three cards, then this creature deals damage to that player equal to the total mana value of those cards.
mjiig: I assume the team of three only gets one end step, right?
 BrowneePointz: i think tokens are still tied to the rarity of the card that makes them right? did that change?
  LRRbot: Generous Gift [2W] | Instant | Destroy target permanent. Its controller creates a 3/3 green Elephant creature token.
 hd_dabnado: elephant elephant
 Rogue_07: I mean, Cori, Boss Baby is *horrific*
 Earthenone: the fallout amazon series shows what nepo managers are like 
 Cptasparagus: I was raised by two project managers, it was horrible. I cringe when people ask to "touch base"
damela42: Esper Sentinal Trigger?
 Aceviru: It doesn't mean they will be good at it either
 50keyz: chat is the true archenemy on this stream
 lamina5432: my theory is that if they get to the 4th gen and their not bumholes thery might make good decisions but 2nd gen owners suck
theamc2000: taylor Swift is no longer a nepo baby
Heleor: reading the chat explains the chat
 BrowneePointz: oh crap Happy Birthday Graham! I completely forgot!
 Chaotically_Random: HAPPY BIRTHDAY GRAHAM!
thirsty_kitteh: Humour? From Canadian Comedy Troupe and Entertaiment Juggernaut Loading Ready Run? Neat!
Hitek130: happy bday Graham
 Earthenone: yeah surely wheeler wont play a card that gives him more endsteps
DakotaKobold: Happy Birthday Graham! I didn't know it was your birthday
AzaleaCloud: Happy birthday, Graham!
Chesul: "It says EACH?"
  LRRbot: Mass Diminish [1U] | Sorcery | Until your next turn, creatures target player controls have base power and toughness 1/1. / Flashback {3}{U}
 lamina5432: happy bday graham
  LRRbot: Mystic Sanctuary | Land — Island | This land enters tapped unless you control three or more other Islands. / When this land enters untapped, you may put target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard on top of your library.
 MrPipboy3000: That Gearhulk is behind Tifa in line
AzaleaCloud: And that's a magic numberrrrrrr
 BrowneePointz: Fumigate would be really funny
AzaleaCloud: Bump in the Night for content?
 Lord_Hosk: YEEEESSS AzaleaCloud
 Earthenone: interesting, no teammates willing to give the birthday boy haste
  LRRbot: Tifa Lockhart [1G] | Legendary Creature — Human Monk [1/2] | Trample / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, double Tifa Lockhart's power until end of turn.
  LRRbot: Yavimaya, Cradle of Growth | Legendary Land | Each land is a Forest in addition to its other land types.
  LRRbot: Swiftfoot Boots [2] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature has hexproof and haste. / Equip {1}
 MrPipboy3000: Is there a green fling?
 NorthstarTex: !advice
  LRRbot: Sometimes you have to un-release the kraken.
 Earthenone: maybe we can get a fog out of the tifa deck? 
 MegaDosX: !badadvice
  LRRbot: Enough! Buy at my price or be off with you.
 nevyn666: quick cast the blue shock spell
  LRRbot: Lifestream's Blessing [4GG] | Instant | Draw X cards, where X is the greatest power among creatures you controlled as you cast this spell. If this spell was cast from exile, you gain twice X life. / Foretell {4}{G}
 Earthenone: !findquote lifestream
  LRRbot: Quote #6913: "Lifestream feels like thick wet, send tweet." —Graham [2020-04-22]
  LRRbot: Countersquall [UB] | Instant | Counter target noncreature spell. Its controller loses 2 life.
AzaleaCloud: AAAAA
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Aceviru: Nice
letsbelgo:   
AzaleaCloud: He had it! XD
 MegaDosX: @nevyn666 Are you happy now? 
 Xerodin:  
 James_the_Dabbler: Bro
 NorthstarTex: get got
 Earthenone: counterSquall, in the ff7 game? what a flavor miss
 Fruan: Counter Plank. They took his amulet.
 nevyn666: @MegaDosX very lmao
Luminaire_p: But none of them have Squall in their color identity
 MegaDosX: So they went 2-5?
letsbelgo: was that 8 games?
 BrowneePointz: the Counter-Squall
letsbelgo: 7?
oatway: the counter is stored in the squalls
 DeM0nFiRe: Is he the one who took his amulet?
rogerivany: No one is even playing Squall.  Flavour Fail.
 Dog_of_Myth: On theme!
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
 Rogue_07: ggs all
 MegaDosX: Tell Spiders Georg that
AzaleaCloud: Are you saying you know Spiders Georg?
Luminaire_p: Spiders Wheeler
Issurru: Spiders Wheeler
letsbelgo: 28.5% win rate
 iPsyop: 7 mentioned? whats in the box
 Orestes290: I can't believe Wheeler wore the wig the whole time
 WiJohn: Wheeler won, but he does have wig mouth now
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: 69
TheSuperDoubleG: spiders georg reference in the year of our lord 2025??
 Aceviru: Sephiroth starts doing the cat noises from all the hair
 MegaDosX: The Reshape the Earth play was fantastic
 GhostValv: 
iris_of_ether gifted a Tier 1 sub to delicioushair9876! They have given 71 Gift Subs in the channel!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, delicioushair9876! (Today's storm count: 65)
 MegaDosX: Graham got a preposterous overkill that game
 Earthenone: based on game 1 arguable G got annother kill 
 Earthenone: !pateron
AzaleaCloud: 
 Earthenone: !cardkingdp,
 Earthenone: !cardkingdom
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 NotCainNorAbel: thbbbpt
 MegaDosX: @Earthenone Third time lucky 
 WiJohn: cardkingthwp
 Marvoleath: Graham got 3 kills, one with library earlier 
AzaleaCloud: VI
 DirectorStephanie: Thank you for the games and Happy Birthday G! 
 Earthenone: which one has the clown? you know how little that narrows it down? 
jasaproxy: night all
 Aceviru: "Sarkahn was a man. A dragon man"
 nevyn666: im going to buy 6 packs tomorrow. for the sealed pre release
 Earthenone: !dragonsheild
AzaleaCloud: @Earthenone As a XIV player, I can confirm we have like 300 million clowns. And they all wanna tell you about the free trial.
 Earthenone: gotta get all the misspelings
 DirectorStephanie:    
AzaleaCloud: 
 iris_of_ether: Wheeler no
 Fruan: what
 TheRealRedal: Wheeleroth!!
 Dog_of_Myth: 
Ukon_Cairns: 
KWardJenx: Perfect Paul
 MegaDosX: Archenemy with rotating decks could be interesting
DeM0nFiRe is gifting 5 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 3205 in the channel!
 MegaDosX: After each game rotate the players around the table
DeM0nFiRe gifted a Tier 1 sub to ScurraArquit!
DeM0nFiRe gifted a Tier 1 sub to MurraySoles!
DeM0nFiRe gifted a Tier 1 sub to Issurru!
DeM0nFiRe gifted a Tier 1 sub to jovens_v!
DeM0nFiRe gifted a Tier 1 sub to shadesoflilacs!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for the gifts, DeM0nFiRe! Welcome to ScurraArquit, Issurru, MurraySoles, jovens_v, and shadesoflilacs! (Today's storm count: 70)
 MegaDosX: Counter-Strike? What year is it?
 dungeonmasteralek: slava ukraini
rogerivany: Family Jamily
Luminaire_p: Horse tokens
rogerivany: witch tokens?
 shendaras: One of those slugs that apparently are so costly?
 realbadatthis_: gunk tokens?
 Fruan: I'm given to understand the Moonbase needs Moogle tokens
 iris_of_ether: 
 iris_of_ether: 
 50keyz: 
 MegaDosX: Thanks for stream! Happy birthday Graham!
 shendaras: 
 DirectorStephanie:   
 protojman: you too!
KWardJenx: Thank you!
 lamina5432: gnight
rogerivany: I'm already home though
 vinewood_og: 
 MegaDosX: @rogerivany Good, stay there
 Commodore_Perry_GG:   
 MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
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