TXC2: Hello everybody
SnackPak_:
LoadingReadyRun: good afternoon
TXC2: hi SnackPak_ and Wheeler
letsbelgo: train
SnackPak_:
TXC2: CONTACT
TXC2: Here we GO!
A_Dub888: hello friends, time to invade heaven!
letsbelgo:
TXC2: !patreon
A_Dub888: wait, “new” stream!?
thraximore: @A_Dub888 what of it
Juliamon: relative to other streams, yes
TXC2: it's new on a geological time scale
A_Dub888: hasn’t ITYC had multiple birthdays?
thraximore: and?
Juliamon: Is a 5 year old not still a child?
TXC2: a 4 year old is still new compared to the 20 year old LRR
SnackPak_: it's new in our hearts
ToppHat: choo choo mr. wheels
FurthestChunk: A tagline? Being inaccurate? Never
letsbelgo: daybound inc
A_Dub888: in my defense, I’m still writing March 2020 in all my checks
TXC2: "by 10" sounds like a lot if the damage increase by 1 is apparently comparable
amospiritus: holdover is amazing
TXC2: Flages, everywhere
A_Dub888: when you’re in heaven, you can flagellate wherever you want, whenever you want
TXC2: Kink shaming? during Pride Wheeler ?
thraximore: Blood Moon...
FurthestChunk: We can be a Magus of the Moon...
A_Dub888:
I thought the Lets Nope boys were the kink shamers 
ContingentCat: ooo keys!
A_Dub888: true
shushu2539: Love it, key shaking is very fun
TXC2: !clips
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thraximore: I thought they were all about collecting keys, not jangling them
tehfewl: is the stream a little quiet for anyone else?
A_Dub888: the jangling is incidental
Juliamon: It seems about normal here
letsbelgo: The game music is about the same level as your voice, so you are a bit drowned out
letsbelgo: is what I think they meant
letsbelgo: the soundtrack is pretty rocking
tehfewl: what i meant was i got the stream at max and my game at 50 and its drowning him out
WiJohn: Always
letsbelgo: what does the front guys's activated ability do again?
letsbelgo: oh heal
letsbelgo: neat
letsbelgo: the icon also pops up next to the end turn button if you have unactivated abilites. I found that helpful for not forgetting
bytecaster: Hello everyone! So have we finally trained all those monsters so they are ready for the olympics?
TXC2: hello bytecaster welcome
letsbelgo: blasted
A_Dub888: @bytecaster we’ve trained enough of them, the real problem is getting the torch to the venue to get the games started
bytecaster: @A_Dub888 You are right, the torchbearer for the real olympics should be a train!
SnackPak_: yes streamer?
TXC2: !heychat
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letsbelgo: uh oh
bytecaster: That works
LostOddish: yes
letsbelgo: yatta
SnackPak_: I believe that works you way you want it to
bytecaster: Vindicated!
TXC2: rare chat was right moment
letsbelgo: shoutout to timestamps
bytecaster: I'm either right or I am obviously joking, so I can never be wrong!
thraximore: pander to me streamer
thraximore: lmao
Shurtal: That sounds like a challenge
WiJohn: I mean the goal of posting on a magic stream is to be as wrong as possible right?
bytecaster: If I knew enough about magic to be right, I didn't need to be relegated to the back seat!
ChargingFurret: is this what burn feels like?
TXC2: the problem with Magic chat isn't that they're wrong, it's that they are, Gods help them, right, but dicks about it.
ContingentCat: the tism is strong with that crowd
kyosokun: I mean, back seating is a TYPE of engagement. But ugh.
letsbelgo: thats not autsim...
A_Dub888:
ChargingFurret: greed is good
Aceviru: Oh snap. Training your cards. Nice. Hello
Shurtal: the call and response of "I did a magic thing" and *i'm gonna be wrong, loudly*
ChargingFurret: GREED
bytecaster: Now we only need another card called "Hubris" to complete the set with "Greed"
A_Dub888: !card hubris
LRRbot: Hubris [1U] | Instant | Return target creature and all Auras attached to it to their owners' hands.
HbombAndFriends:
How about a double stack of pancakes? 
WiJohn: So good
TXC2: whoops
bytecaster: Greeeeeeeeed
ChargingFurret: all units BAYBE
SnackPak_: rip
letsbelgo: lol
bytecaster: Didn't wanna back seat
ContingentCat: !listen
LRRbot: Chat seems active.
redpandrake: my bad wheels
WiJohn: Why would we rob ourselves of that moment?
TXC2:
can't have it both ways Wheeler 
ChargingFurret: I wanted to see THIS moment
SnackPak_: we're no FNPF stream
Shurtal: #content
letsbelgo: reading the card ect ect
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bytecaster: This isn't called "It this your book" after all
Shurtal: much like Ranier Von Wolfcastle, you were elected to Lead, not to Read
couchboyj: Its not "Is this your library card?"
shushu2539: you played the Lesbos island mini car store game so well we though you didn't need help with this one
bytecaster: The rejuvenates might be tough
WiJohn: Easy
TXC2: good enough
bytecaster: And we got some gold!
A_Dub888: learning experience
bytecaster: We can duplicate big boom again!
ChargingFurret: i loved that moment
Gooseblast: All my homies love learning
TXC2: depends on what I learned really
Aceviru: If I've learned anything it's that greed is good
Shurtal: Ok, Mr. Gecko
bytecaster: We do be spell-slinging though
TXC2: gotta be a weird time in the booth when recording them kind of lines/ noises
bytecaster: @TXC2 "Can you please scream like a tiny seraph imp carrying three giant apples getting hit by a giant fireball"
ChargingFurret: pyregel is very strong wow
SnackPak_:
letsbelgo: magellen
SnackPak_: like a felon?
bosqueofpines: yes, I am old
scarysoft: Are you gellin?
Dr_fragenstien: vaguely
bytecaster: Can copy the big boom
bytecaster: But needs lots of mana
thraximore: jelking?
DoomBringerIL: i really like Monster Train the first....
WiJohn: Could you leave your first row open?
TXC2: I feel like Jelking is against ToS
WiJohn: Then greed that first turn
bytecaster: That seems strong
Jensling:
Greed, turn to hubris? On a Wheeler stream? Seems on brand 
TXC2: fed them other, smaller birds
ChargingFurret: he's the cuckoo in the angels nest
bytecaster: Three pyreclasms and nowhere to go
WiJohn: Not enough
ChargingFurret: KABLOOM
letsbelgo: blastin
bytecaster: Another pyreclasm as a treat?
TehAmelie: how goes the train? linearly?
TehAmelie: or more like a quadratic level progression equation?
ChargingFurret: the entropy seraph REALLY doesn't like spell slinging lol
letsbelgo: deck too thick?
bytecaster: Yeah, we could have used some kind of big guy to tank for us.
ChargingFurret: so you weren't THICK enough?
TXC2: seemed like it was going well, then hit the wall
TXC2: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe refresh your drink, take your meds, or go to the toilet if you need to. Don't forget to wash your hands!
Falannt: hi chat, hi @LoadingReadyRun ! What i missed?
TXC2: hello Falannt you just missed Wheeler first run
letsbelgo: you missed the secret to a long life
TXC2: right chat I'm off
Aceviru: See ya @TXC2
TXC2: Goodnight Everybody, and thanks for streaming Wheeler
Falannt: @TXC2 New champ and good build?
ShaneLeeAtk: Good night, TXC2!
thraximore:
Juliamon: new champ and a wall
Falannt:
long life? not endless, thats okay 
shushu2539: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: A MIMIC, RUN!
thraximore: the music is boppin
LionsEyeDiamond subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 137 months!
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redpandrake:
LionsEyeDiamond: yeah
letsbelgo: winner
LionsEyeDiamond: keeping you on your toes
RatekStormcrow: I am disappoinrted that Wheeler did not know that collector number
e_bloc: sorry I just listed you on ebay
e_bloc: need that sweet, sweet LED money
e_bloc: I'm not a shill, I swear. I just go to card kingdom just because it's easy and reasonable
bytecaster: I has often occured to me that I would be an amazing scammer, if not for my ethics.
DreamyPants: would it be possible to turn screenshake off? gives me headaches even as a viewer
Marvoleath: !cardkingdom
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e_bloc: someone's grandma is picking them up for their lorcana deck
bytecaster: @DreamyPants I do turn it off when I'm playing for similar reasons
Alness49: "Bricks of 50 rares" two of those and we've got a Beejlander deck
WiJohn: Spend money to make murder
WiJohn: Dog!
A_Dub888: Doggo!
SnackPak_: or just leave
MrObviousx33: I have no idea what is going on but I am here for it
bytecaster: @MrObviousx33 We are training the monsters to do tricks! (The trick is dying)
e_bloc: when i watch this game I feel like it might be the best game I've never played
letsbelgo: wololo
MrObviousx33: @bytecaster that seems a little more harsh than just teaching them to play dead
bytecaster: @MrObviousx33 The forces of heaven had it coming!
e_bloc: you know you would make more money if you invested in the past
bytecaster: Greed?
bytecaster: It's good with conduit
Dr_fragenstien: it would be good if there way a way to keep your champion alive through it
vogon_poet: Super Crazy Rhythm Castle is on sale on Steam for $0.99. I figured this would be particularly relevant to LRR followers. And it would be an excuse for Wheeler to sing Hippo and Frog... 🎶Buh-buh-buh-buh-buhbuh-buh🎶
bytecaster: That boss has gotten me before, yes
FurthestChunk: They call him the laundry cause of how washed he is
SquirrelEarl subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 114 months!
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garble86: Hi
garble86: Didnt know this was a thing
jibkat: is this, pokemon?
lightfut: It's a new stream, entirely possible you might not have heard of it yet
e_bloc: new? isnt this stream like 2 years old
garble86: Monster train 2
e_bloc: they grow up so fast
drcthulu: this one is good
garble86: My android only just got mt1
drcthulu: I love this event
Mangledpixel: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a $15,000 antique Checkpoint mug
drcthulu: I always take the mystery box
garble86: Mt1 had 5 colours that were more or less mtg pie but what colour is this?
e_bloc: games like this need a curse that makes you misclick'
bytecaster: @garble86 Dragon and Moon
bytecaster: Imagine how much gold greed would give you in the bottom room though
ELD_Winterlight: Yeah Silent is a creature type
ELD_Winterlight: it add 2 for free
Skye_Stryke: It adds 2 to X
cardboardconsomme: X + 2, like magic
Ballistic_Meatball: counts as two free mana in them
drcthulu: I think it does +2
letsbelgo: lol
EightEK: already has consume sooooo
EightEK: funny enough, if you add the upgrade that removes consume, then you can add double consume
garble86: Oh hey 2 card piles?
Jensling:
Double consume, like superhaste, means that the card gets removed from the deck as you draw it? 
EightEK: but it ignores both of them
EightEK: it hit all floors with full moon, it was pretty good
bytecaster: Do we still have the activateable ability on your champion?
bytecaster: Or was that a different run?
bytecaster: This is looking good
e_bloc: if you stack enough you'll have daze for days
SnackPak_:
lightfut: Reluctantly crouched at the starting line?
lightfut: Engines bumping and thumping in time?
iPsyop: cake mentioned
SnackPak_: good read
vinewood_og: The Drake of Wallstreet
vinewood_og: Nailed it
Aceviru: Good bit
bytecaster: We crave the deep lore
tehfewl: what i want to know is where's the cave man
Juliamon: Story: sometimes, it happens
bytecaster: Permutations?
e_bloc: for deep lore, watch is this your bard
NapalmSideburns: @Juliamon And someday, it will happen to you!
lightfut: That's a significant amount of wumpusing
NapalmSideburns:
Aceviru: lol
bytecaster: It's Jimbo!
Aceviru: Is this your card?
Juliamon:
Dog_of_Myth:
tehfewl: you got Balatro'd
lightfut: Lol this is great
FurthestChunk: take big mike
e_bloc: checks out
Jensling: Can you put speed to 0.5?
Aceviru: haha
FurthestChunk: okay wait there was a googly eyes toggle
Juliamon: lmaooo
bytecaster: I think your guys look cute though
FurthestChunk: -2
SnackPak_:
time to pave the save
gsyhiap: 2 Monster 2 Googly
bytecaster: I think it is a comedy joke
Jensling:
It's "funny" 
e_bloc: luls
drcthulu: sillyness
thraximore: Comédie
Jensling: It doesn't scale much, no
Aceviru: Ah, locked out of heaven
Aceviru: God, I feel old
Jensling: could've dualismed the avenger for great value
Jensling:
I never said "should" 
vinewood_og: 20? BRB. Got a bus to catch. With my face.
e_bloc: they say the only thing better than gambling and winning is gambling and losing
e_bloc: 2012
e_bloc: 14 years
Aceviru: Close. I believe it's like 12.
Aceviru: Ah, 13. Summer banger
e_bloc: I didn't realize we had input on taht
Aceviru: It's a good time to go bird watching
thraximore: +2
e_bloc: maybe play some casual wingspan
SnackPak_: Ian would be very upset if you did a bird watching stream without him
niccus: Extinct!
e_bloc: which weaves?
arbysgaming38: witchweave is much better if you can consistently control the moon phase
CookieMom: You can always undo.
CookieMom: Fair enough, just wanted to make sure you were aware of the option.
A_Dub888: a little spot as a treat
QuixoticScrivener: what about wine?
bosqueofpines: Do you eat them on New Years eve?
e_bloc: twitch chat is more like malort
jibkat:
CookieMom: THICK BANANA
A_Dub888: thicc banan
Dog_of_Myth:
Banana
e_bloc: I would take these broken wings
A_Dub888: Love us enough to pick the kids up from school? Something came up
Aceviru: lmao
e_bloc: probably would have worked in 1970
QuixoticScrivener: Am I allowed to introduce you as "My Streamer"?
Aceviru: I've actually had something similar happen. Couldn't pick up sister because I wasn't on the list.
niccus: a designated streamer in your emergency contacts list
e_bloc: exactlu
jibkat: they might ask what a streamer is in the 70s
CookieMom: I got on airplanes unattended as a five year old in the 80s.
LithelyUnshod: I walked to kindergarten by myself in the 80's
e_bloc: zodiac killer woulda been on tik tok the day after his first murder
vinewood_og: You could even drink grapes while driving
Dr_fragenstien: "based off a true story"
e_bloc: and that makes you . . DISlike them?
Sushiniplays:
e_bloc: well I didnt expect a personal attack
A_Dub888: !card reanimate
LRRbot: Reanimate [B] | Sorcery | Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. You lose life equal to its mana value.
M4RKNUTT: You have to train hard to be good at this game
M4RKNUTT: Evening all
nevyn666: i train monsters too
M4RKNUTT: Howdy my favourite train enthusiast. I'm alright, got tattoo flu. Worth it though
nevyn666: stay out the sun, pool and ocean
M4RKNUTT: I showed my parents yesterday, surprisingly went well. Mum even said she likes black+white(gray) tattoos over colour
M4RKNUTT:
It's been 4 days, getting a lil itchy in the heat but I'm good at not scratching 
twistedsylvan: what happens if you scratch? Does it disturb the ink?
nevyn666: im a thin layer of aquaphor kinda of guy
jadielady: make sure to keep it clean - this go round I've been trying cocoa butter formulated lotion and that's worked really well
Skye_Stryke: Can I give a minor piece of advice or are we avoiding all backseating?
Juliamon: twistedsylvan it's a wound so you don't do anything you wouldn't do to a wound
M4RKNUTT: @twistedsylvan it'll harm the skin and destroy the tattoo condition
Skye_Stryke: Your Just Cause spells work on the enemies so you can advance a fragile enemy that your quick unit can one shot.
Dr_fragenstien: you basically have hundreds or thousands of tiny stab wounds, take care of it
bensmith0987 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 57 months!
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A_Dub888: Eczema gives my skin enough problems, thank you very much
Aceviru: @A_Dub888 I feel that struggle
Skye_Stryke: Ah I hadn't seen you use it but that makes sense if you just want one major unit.
CookieMom: GGs!
jadielady: hi hi @CookieMom *waves*
CookieMom: Heya Jadie!
nevyn666: i got an apt for the 20th. very excited
M4RKNUTT:
You should 
M4RKNUTT: @nevyn666 ooohh nice
CookieMom: That's right, Monster Train 2 has a plot!
SlushieSpider:
SnackPak_: you read more than I did
CookieMom: Awwww
nevyn666: reading is for nerds
SlushieSpider: real
e_bloc: my lore!
A_Dub888: Summary for those who care "Welcome back, can you be in charge now?" "Lol no, didn't workout the first time."
M4RKNUTT: When this comes to mobile...
ArcOfTheConclave: Story? more like Snory am I right chat?
A_Dub888: DAGRON MOMMY
M4RKNUTT:
Laters
vinewood_og:
redpandrake:
I was expecting more themberchaud, thanks for the stream though 
CookieMom: Take care!
Falannt: Cya Wheeler! everytime a pleasure to see you!
nevyn666:
jibkat:
A_Dub888: Final Fantasy Jamtasy
bosqueofpines: American agencies don't care anymore
A_Dub888: Ian's going to set a camera computer chip on fire?
Aceviru: Hopefully.
Dog_of_Myth: So decadent
tehfewl: i got a crisp fiver and a handshake for you at vegas
LoadingReadyRun: @tehfewl hell yeah
JKBalch: !next
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