Crossing the Streams || Counter-Strike 2

 PharaohBender27: !next
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 PharaohBender27: Wow my watch is way ahead, it seems
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 Earthenone: 
 PharaohBender27:  !
TheAinMAP: Signal
 blepharic: 
 Sorator13: Do y'all have sound?
 Gekyouryuu: no
 PharaohBender27: Heard just a brief bit a second ago!
 mweepigeon: ooh, rain
 Sorator13: ah, yep, I heard that too
 mweepigeon: but yeah no sound before that
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 CodeIndigo: I'm ready to party like it's 1998
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 PharaohBender27: 369 *Khhhrrhk*Counterterrorists win!
 TheMerricat: Is it rain or static?
 JessieImproved: rain
 JessieImproved: I just risked my eardrums to check
kusinohki: meows
 mweepigeon: oh, and the barest swell of music behind the rain?
 PharaohBender27: Fun fact: I had a Counterstrike game when I was like a senior in high school, but *did not realize* it was a multiplayer game, so I just kept playing with all the other characters being AI (not that kind) 
kusinohki: don't strike the counters!  I need those for my next game!
 TheMerricat: @pharaohbender27 probably for the best. 
 TheMerricat: There was a single player version of Counter-Strike, but it didn't last long.
 GasCityGaming:   
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 TehAmelie: the bonds have been broken!
DideRobot: LRR: Tonight on Crossing the Streams James wanted to play Counter-Strike. So, that's exactly what he's doing with the help of Serge, Nelson, Jacob, and special guest Matthew J Wiggins. | What an absolute treat we have for you this evening. | https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/114656130037292479
 Micalovits: Sup friends! Right in time for the banger intro 
 LordZarano: 
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jibkat: long time no see TheMerricat 
 PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy,  !
 Sorator13: P
 SnackPak_: woo
TheAinMAP: Trains 
jibkat: 
 Dog_of_Myth: LRRFPS
 NotCainNorAbel: and who makes the schedule?
 MooCowofDom: Ready for a night of getting domed through smoke 🫡
 JessieImproved:   
loufghyslaufey: We do!?
 LordZarano: CounTerStrike (CTS)
 Micalovits: Good one!
 TheMerricat: Oh hey Jibkat! 
 Orxolon: LAN NIGHT!!!
 Xafty: Wiggins! 
  Juliamon: Apple ALSO apparently partying like 1998 today.
 JessieImproved: A wild Wiggins
 Kramburger: James likes: Shooting, Co-Op, Records, His Wife, His Dog, Adam (Sometimes)
jibkat:  Wiggins!
 Dog_of_Myth: 
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 teddywhosabear: somehow I have made it this far without really understanding how cs works so this is a night of learning
 SnackPak_: good start
 Diabore: good ol k-kona serge
 niccus: who has the most expensive knife
 WriterRaven: This looks -very- different from the Counter-Strike I played back in the day...
 alchemistsavant: nelly in the lobby looking like he's going to carry the whole team
 Kramburger: Pain meds for your back, I feel that
 Darleysam: hell yeah, it's time for the dads to go paintballing
 SnackPak_: let's go Jacob
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 Dog_of_Myth: Too real Jacob
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 Kramburger: !sir
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 Diabore: like whack a mole
 calculated_uncertainties: 1 100 1 1 1 1
 Diabore: and youre the mole
 TheWriterAleph: who up jigglin they peeks
 Decaped: Can't wait to see Jacob's first smoke grenade.
 Orxolon: i think Valorant skills translate better
 Orxolon: i think
 PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, Jacob, Nelson, Serge, and Wiggins!
 Diabore: pulled in the reserve from the mainland
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 Sorator13: 
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 SnackPak_: 
 PharaohBender27: 
 damn_i_am_pretty: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
MWGNZ: 
 Kramburger: He's inside the walls!
 Mr_Bitterness: CS2 AND a Wiggins? What year is it?!?
TheAinMAP: 
 damn_i_am_pretty: Matt is the secret ringer
 NotCainNorAbel: I haven't finished counter strike 1, will there be spoilers?
TheAinMAP: The guest star from the last "Mine O'Clock" is back!
 Diabore: CS originally released in 2000
 Kramburger: Counterstrike is my second favourite Red Alert 1 Expansion
 GasCityGaming: was always more of a Day of Defeat person
 bytecaster: Those were the days
 SnackPak_: classic CS
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/EncouragingRealMushroomNotATK-Jn-0lq7SaVfZsCUv
 Diabore: wait, hold on, james, is this game kingdom hearts? because this game, counter strike 2, is the FIFTH counter strike game
 JessieImproved: Ye olden shooty days
 Decaped: I played a lot of Enemy Territory.
 Micalovits: Is Italy the one with Banana?
 Kramburger: James was there when the old magic was written
 Orxolon: remember dust 2?
 Diabore: rip matt
 SnackPak_: o7
 PharaohBender27: Oh I think I know the level James is talking about and yeah, probably chateau - the Italy level was like a village?
 gualdhar: More like slotting another blu-ray to rip
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh man, I didn't realize I was late for literal actual Counter Strike
 alchemistsavant: @Diabore thankfully kingdom hearts 2 is only the third game in the series if I'm remembering correctly
 Kramburger: Child Protective Warfare services
 Darleysam: scrubs
 Diabore: @alchemistsavant by release yes, chronologically i think its 4
 SnackPak_: worth shit?
 mweepigeon: cant play wont shoot?
 Gekyouryuu: can't play with scrubs?
 PharaohBender27: 
 Micalovits: Can't Play With Serge
 Dog_of_Myth: Can't Play With Shooters?
 mercano82: worth bus
yonderra: can't play worth shit?
 Diabore: @Diabore wait no 5 or 6
 Lord_Hosk: Pew Pew pew!
 PharaohBender27: 
 Diabore: TIL that cs go is global offensive
ekplayscards: Oh boy I can't wait to watch Serge and Nelly embarrass themselves
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Meaning James takes a sniper position and takes everyone out silently?
 BrowneePointz: the most important question is Will James pull a $100,000 Knife?
 mercano82: This looks a lot distance since my CS: Source
 alchemistsavant: gun game is pretty fun in counter strike as well, at least it was in global offensive. idk how much they've changed in 2!
 mercano82: days
 Diabore: spawned matt between nelly and james
 Kramburger: Serge.\
 Dog_of_Myth: Damn
MWGNZ: wake up died sounds worse than wake up super
 PharaohBender27: I was explaining pre-show that I played Counterstrike on the XBox circa 2004, but didn't realize it was a multiplayer game so it was always just me and bots 
 30teracyte: so we've established bot > serge > james
 bytecaster: @PharaohBender27 I have played a lot of CS against bots in my youth as well
ekplayscards: i would like to amend my statement. "Oh boy I can't wait to see james get embarassed by nelly and serge."
 LPS_97: btw F3 to disable random weapons on spawn
 Diabore: james got botted 
 Dog_of_Myth: Let's go Jacob
 teddywhosabear: woof
flouncy_magooo: Loving the boomer hour vibes of this squad
 62MGcobra: BOOM! headshot
TheAinMAP: 
 Diabore: this isnt boomer, its a 2023 release
M4RKNUTT: What is up
 PharaohBender27: There are elements of this map that are very reminiscent of one of the maps in Counterstrike Conidition Zero (the one I played)
 teddywhosabear: on a nifty streak here
 Masslost: where's the FPS Doug soundbites when you need them
 teddywhosabear: aw
 Lord_Hosk: 4 streak
 Mr_Bitterness: Boom! Headshot!
 LPS_97: 1 hp
 mercano82: double deagles, oh yeah
TheAinMAP:  
Despoiler98:    
 LPS_97: this map is in so many games
 Lord_Hosk: Every shooter makes this map
 bytecaster: I mean, this map is seared into so many gamers minds
MWGNZ:   
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 MacbethSeemsSus: This map appears in fps games even if the developers don't create it.
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 Diabore: fwiw that was a james who crouched and shot
 Simonark: Truly, he was Serge’s brother. Frere Jacques
 PharaohBender27: Let's GOOOOO James
 mercano82: P-90, the gun that kills gods.
 gualdhar: Serge is kinda owning
 Diabore: jaques got your number james
 bytecaster: Knife round?
 MacbethSeemsSus: Knife time!
 TotallyNotaBeholder: Those chickens are surviving way longer than I expected
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ResourcefulTenaciousLionSquadGoals-LnTBFH0QTWT77Pvq
 Dog_of_Myth: 
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flouncy_magooo: These bots are actually all Shroud multitasking
 Mazrae: Just got here, are we winning yet
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CogentVenomousMushroomRuleFive-FVzodXh-KMqxUFJW
 Diabore: these bots kind of got game
 ShaneLeeAtk: This is taking me back 20 years and I am better for it.
 mercano82: no health recovery, this game was designed in the 90’s
 Diabore: rude
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/PatientPowerfulStinkbugSoonerLater-TwkaGeSWY7OaP3Zc
 Mazrae: Who all playing, I hear Wiggins, Serge and James who else is here
 Sorator13: @Mazrae Nelly and Jacob
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 Mazrae: @sorator13 thank you
MWGNZ: Jacob finding out that Serge is v good at shooters
 damn_i_am_pretty: Serge is both a cinnabun and a ruthless machine who will crush your dreams under foot
iarethel0ser: @damn_i_am_pretty Nicest guy who'll ever strip-lock you.
Lysander_salamander: hello everyone
Mark_D_Stroyer: It's not Fortnite Ballistic, nice!
 teddywhosabear: nice streak there lol
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 teddywhosabear: stealing the win at the end???
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 KeytarCat: James streaks well
 teddywhosabear: just peeking out to the win
 circusofkirkus: more dmg
 Diabore: damage?
loufghyslaufey: Wow. Looks almost just like the first- wait. You got bots in this round?
 JosephDeath: It was mentioning points per kill, I think it depended on the type of gun you got the kill with?
 bytecaster: Wow, there are so many more modes than in 1.6
 LPS_97: yes
 teddywhosabear: are you still in a party??
 Diabore: so james, on brand, retiring from deathmatch champion
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SweetTolerantSageSoonerLater-3I6a9erq5F9e6gdG
 Diabore: james is alone
 bytecaster: James all alone with only bots
 Gekyouryuu: it's like that one arcade mode in OW when you'd change heroes until you played the whole chain
 damn_i_am_pretty: now for everyone's favorite game, navigating the lobby!
jibkat: matt as a friend? bridge too far
 LPS_97: hell yeah Pool Day
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 BrowneePointz: Are you sure this is CS2? I’m seeing a frightening lack of Sprays and Knife Pulls
Lysander_salamander: how peculiar
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 Diabore: 81% hit percentage is scary
jibkat: 
 Its_VeeBot: If you end the match carrying your knife, you win
 Diabore: you joined a match with a player
MWGNZ: 
 SAJewers: !clip
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 Diabore: at least 2 of them
 Diabore: forget and baddie
 BorealMage: There was an "Open Party" toggle that was turned on when picking this mode, maybe that does it?
 gualdhar: Now we know why the clan tag was CPWS
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SarcasticDarlingLardDancingBanana-JiRfMPrQhcVpbRe0
 Diabore: no theyre on yours
 bytecaster: The poor chicken
 damn_i_am_pretty: I'm starting to think James doesn't know how to set up the game
Izandai: 
 Lord_Hosk: Thats called "getting wiggened"
 BrowneePointz: yeah, unfortunately, counterstrike has the same issue. Dota 2 does. not really many casuals anymore
 Diabore: 
 BrowneePointz: so ya gotta deal with a LOT of honed sweatlords
 Twilight_Spark: That's the AUG for you.
 Orxolon: what?that we clipp it?incoming
 bytecaster: Someone should make one of those mid 2000s counterstrike montages from this
 KeytarCat: Baddie left 
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 Its_VeeBot: Who gave Jacob the  bullets
 Sorator13: JACOB
 PharaohBender27: Bot Romanov keeps getting 
 teddywhosabear: wait did nobody actually clip that
  Juliamon: some people wait until after the stream and then clip from the VOD
 bytecaster: "My mouse has the wrong dpi", "They must be walkhacking", "Damn, the lag", so many classic excuses
 teddywhosabear: a hok
 lamina5432: always nice to come into james screaming no no no
  Juliamon: that way you don't miss anything
 Sorator13: 
MWGNZ:   
 blepharic:   
 Twilight_Spark: Oh god
 Orxolon: omg here comes the squad!
 teddywhosabear: party up first
 bytecaster: Disable "open party"?
 Sorator13: On  the left side, yeah, disable open party
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ApatheticAlertOtterCoolStoryBro-wh8WBQRlWI7bzlkK
 vinewood_og: Private matchmaking on the right?
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/TubularWittyCrabsKappaClaus-XFNlcDTQp80lprHR
 BrowneePointz: yea click off open party on the left James
 MacbethSeemsSus: Ahh the authentic experience, random voice chats
 vinewood_og: Slurs in 3.... 2.... 1....
 Sorator13: @LoadingReadyRun see the above
iarethel0ser: Wiggins on the other team again.
 teddywhosabear: matchmaking!
flouncy_magooo: At least we didn't hear any gamer words
 Diabore: how is this so bad
Lysander_salamander: weird game
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Lysander_salamander: I should probably turn that option off too
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 Orxolon: hey chat has been called!
 bytecaster: This is a little overwhelming
 MooCowofDom: Casual is reallly different than comp
redpandrake: I don't know too much, but some games require you to win a certain amount of casual games to access ranked
phoenixfeather14: sorry, I'm not familiar with the game but what does "private matchmaking" do?
 lamina5432: nelly as the seasoned volerant player
Lysander_salamander: how peculiar
 PharaohBender27: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT
jibkat: 
 Orxolon: wow
 bytecaster: Modern multiplayer games are so weird
 Diabore: cs go
 SnackPak_: 
 teddywhosabear: what's wingman
 Thefluffiestguineapig:       
 Orxolon: cs go
 Darleysam: 
 Orxolon: valorant¿?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Sorry, didn't mean to hit it that many times
 GasCityGaming: This is just very CS specific
 Diabore: yeah casual seems to split the party
 Its_VeeBot: Private Matchmaking doesn't let you build your own lobby?
 Twilight_Spark: No
 Sorator13: @phoenixfeather14 it would, for example, let one team of LRRsfolk play against another team of LRRsfolk, hosted on one of LRR's servers.
 Twilight_Spark: We're all AI.
 lamina5432: no
jibkat: 
 circusofkirkus: who in chat wants to beat up on streamers
 Orxolon: nais
 GasCityGaming:  
iarethel0ser: 
 SnackPak_: yeah, where are our ringers?
r0syabyss: i love yall but not enough to play cs
 teddywhosabear: throw in five chat folks who promise not to be weirdos
redpandrake: my learning model structure requires me to answer no
 NightValien28: we would destroy you
 Orxolon: come on chat!lets bully them!
 mweepigeon: I think there's 5 people in chat but idk if there's 5 people in chat that want to play cs
 pleonasticTautology: Hello everyone!
 PharaohBender27: Not especially - also I'd have to suddenly leave for dinner partway through 
 alchemistsavant: I would say yes if I still had the game installed
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Dude, I own only a laptop 
 couchboyj: Speakfor yourself, aint nothing intelligent about this artificial
 Thefluffiestguineapig: And it's a Mac
 lamina5432: theres that new fragpunk game
 MooCowofDom: Do casual servers stick together across multiple matches? Join one and switch teams to eventually get on the same side with a fresh game
 bytecaster: In Dota 2 it is 100 hours or something before you can play Ranked, soooooo
 PharaohBender27: Yeah, also I'd have to spend the time installing the thing and presumably making an account
 Diabore: oh this isnt bot either
 Sorator13: man, remember when you basically couldn't play ranked LoL until you farmed a ton of currency to buy runes? Reminds me of that, blugh.
 bytecaster: Joining an ongoing match is classic CS
 bytecaster: @Sorator13 Yeah, you gotta get level 30 or something back in the day
 e_bloc: deep lore
 lamina5432: aren't chocobos giant chickens
 Sorator13: @lamina5432 chocobos aren't *nearly* that stupid
 Diabore: points, not kills
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/KitschyDullTruffleTBTacoRight-tU1Pewgv3c-U2BXG
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ImportantSmokyGalagoFailFish--uvuahiyDBP3oCkQ
 realbadatthis_: are ya winnin' son?
Lysander_salamander: ew
 GasCityGaming: cheating is RAMPANT, even in casual servers
 PharaohBender27: TOS!
 MacbethSeemsSus: *salutes* general chungus
 Darleysam: "It's Chungin' time", and then he Chunged everywhere
 Sorator13: oh god
r0syabyss: whens the CSxMTG UB
 bytecaster: I still remember the days of custom server mods, like RPG mods where you could level
 bytecaster: Seemed so cool back in the day
 Darleysam: I was writing that as Wiggins said it
 Twilight_Spark: Jacob must learn the weirding way.
 LurkerSpine: DCMonster has James' number
 realbadatthis_: @bytecaster YUP, joined a CS 1.6 server with grappling hooks and spells
 teddywhosabear: lovely backflip off the ladder there
 alchemistsavant: I wanna say middle click was the default for silencer stuff?
trainpants: Need to be CT for the m4?
 Diabore: deserved that
 bytecaster: It's like chunk punching, but you are punching people in the head!
 lamina5432: it's another form of digging holes
Lysander_salamander: 
 Lord_Hosk: My old roommate would put like 60-80 hours a week into CS
 vinewood_og: Mean Streets of Dust
Lysander_salamander: yay glimpse of tiny dog
Molladia subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 79 months!
 Molladia: Matt seems to be missing his "_LRR"
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 Darleysam: beeping sounds like someone using the microwave
 Cptasparagus: did all the gun prices go up with tariffs?
 bytecaster: I didn't even play that much CS, but I'm sure I could still navigate Dust in my sleep
Izandai: 
 MooCowofDom: The silenced m4 is a different gun, it's a different price and magazine capacity
 realbadatthis_: @Cptasparagus Aluminum and steel went up
 bytecaster: Sorry, Jacob, we don't have word for that in Germany
 damn_i_am_pretty: Angrypressed
flouncy_magooo: @bytecaster Beeindrütend?
Lysander_salamander: or camp the campers
 Twilight_Spark: Okay that was funny.
Izandai: Or do what James just did.
Izandai: Which is pretty similar.
 Sorator13: which Jacob tried to do, and then did other things intead, that was interesting
 bytecaster: @flouncy_magooo Nope
 SquareDotCube: thin walls
 Sorator13: well, they aren't exactly high quality walls, Jacob
 SquareDotCube: like corners of crates
 realbadatthis_: Does CS2 have an HE nade?
 Molladia: Is James manually reloading? or is that just happening?
 bytecaster: So rude
 SquareDotCube: go for the knife
Izandai: Switching to your secondary weapon is always faster than reloading.
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ShinyArbitraryClamRitzMitz-NMpZbsibQ0Db_hzW
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
 bytecaster: I am feeling transported back to my youth
 bytecaster: But not enough to play CS myself
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/FrozenBlindingNikudonPastaThat-x1neiXhIESjAw1vc
 PharaohBender27: @flouncy_magooo Took me a while to get what you were going for, flouncy, but well done (bytecaster: they combined beeindruckt and wütend)
Izandai: 
flouncy_magooo: @PharaohBender27 Thank you 
 bytecaster: @PharaohBender27 Oh, I know, and I disagree with that choice
 PharaohBender27: @bytecaster Ah, gotcha
 realbadatthis_: Jacob, that is bit infringement
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
Lysander_salamander: 
Lysander_salamander: I almost want to play this
Izandai: 
 Twilight_Spark: I played so much Source that even the slight difference in textures throws me so much on Dust. xD
 MacbethSeemsSus: That's your valet, reloading your gun\
 Sorator13: not *well*
 Diabore: @Lysander_salamander james has gotten me before, its only fun watching people be good sadly 
flouncy_magooo: @MacbethSeemsSus Omg, an FPS with a caddy would be amazing
 SquareDotCube: well, crouching and walking doesn't make noise
 Sorator13: @Diabore yeah, I kinda have to remind myself that most of these folks grew up playing FPS games and I very much did not, and I am *very bad* at them and also do not enjoy them
 pleonasticTautology: the perineum, serge
Lysander_salamander: I mostly grew up with single-player fps instead of multiplayer, due to having bad internet for a while
 SquareDotCube: shotgun's more an ambush weapon
 e_bloc: please do not pick noses with a shotgun
Lysander_salamander: I'm going to check the wiki to see if they've played Titanfall 2 on here.
 JessieImproved: I played the heck out of Team Fortress Classic and then never played a game like this again
 KeytarCat: Stabby mcStabface
 Diabore: 2 kdr probably carried
 YeetTheRich_: different weapons give different amount of points
flouncy_magooo: @e_bloc Yeah that cobaint a good idea
 pleonasticTautology: oh, can someone tell Wiggins that I passed along the info to Graham
 teddywhosabear: you get bonus points for kills with the highlighted bonus weapon-- it's like a 1.5x multiplier
trainpants: D:
 SquareDotCube: rip bot hank
Lysander_salamander: hahaha
Izandai: booooooooooooooooo
Lysander_salamander: nice
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Twilight_Spark: 
 TotallyNotaBeholder: 
TheAinMAP: 
Izandai: Serge
 damn_i_am_pretty: peak Serge
 YeetTheRich_: you need to right click from behind with knife
Lysander_salamander: nice
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Izandai: 
Mathwyn: CS2: A point and click adventure
TheAinMAP: 
Lysander_salamander: how weird
 e_bloc: and you should feel bad
TheAinMAP: 
Izandai: 
Izandai: Oh hell yeah P90.
 YeetTheRich_: amazed at how james hits headshots with this crosshair
flouncy_magooo: So anyway, James started blasting
Izandai: That's the shit right there.
 bytecaster: Is it really an authentic CS experience if it is not played on a CRT monitor at 640x480? Chat, discuss!
Lysander_salamander: that's the gun that nobody actually uses in the real world but love to use in tv shows?
Izandai: The P90? I dunno, I just know it as the gun in Stargate SG-1.
 Twilight_Spark: Deserved.
 vinewood_og: In the middle of my backswing?
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 NightValien28: wow I forgot how bad the accuracy was on those dual weapons
DaxStrife: P90-chan!
Izandai: Hell yeah!
flouncy_magooo: Click here for bustylatina in your map
 KeytarCat: LustyBatina
Izandai: @KeytarCat Rouge the Bat
 SquareDotCube: P90's great for short hallways and interiors
 KeytarCat: @Izandai 
 Lord_Hosk: The P90 which has an effective range of 4 inches, but man does it look cool and make TV production Easier because it drops its brass straight down.
Lysander_salamander: these guys are beasts
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 gualdhar: why is a literal baby winning
Izandai: @Lord_Hosk It also holds about a thousand bullets.
 62MGcobra: @Lord_Hosk made a real good goldeneye gun
 YeetTheRich_: p90 fire many bullet big fast
 Diabore: nelly shaking off the rust
 bytecaster: "The Dink Master"
 Twilight_Spark: Yeah
 circusofkirkus: please nerf busty latina
 MacbethSeemsSus: Shoutout to the busty latina wait.....
 YeetTheRich_: the spot that looks like a banana
Getter404: RIP BustyLatina
Izandai: We knew, Matt.
 Darleysam: Matt's been trying to find his keys since the start
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 bytecaster: You know, it can't be a power fantasy for all players, Jacob
 Dog_of_Myth: We have all been there Jacob
 shendaras: 
thirsty_kitteh: [launches 5 flashes directly into Nelly's eyes]
Izandai: 
Lysander_salamander: 
 NightValien28: ooh the serge sass back
 gualdhar: look at all them chickens
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/MildHappyCroquetteTheTarFu-sxzp-_Ei4LbDJX3H
flouncy_magooo: The bus talking is on point
 SquareDotCube: hey wait Matt is screencheating
 ContingentCat: 
 gualdhar: Wiggins needs lower ping, turn stream off
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 teddywhosabear: now how will he become an islander ;-;
Izandai: 
 bytecaster: James is locking in
Izandai: If you're not good at the game, you can have worse plans than just throwing as much lead as you can downrange.
 mercano82: the staff weapon is a weapon of terror, it’s designed to frighten your enemy. The P-90 is a weapon of war, it’s designed to kill your enemy.
Izandai: @mercano82 💯
 YeetTheRich_: i don't think so serge
Izandai: 
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/WittySuccessfulAirGuitarDatSheffy-ONXQVXWUy44jIdgk
Izandai: That's tragic.
Izandai: James is the reason you liked the silenced M4 because it lets you murder chickens without giving away your position?
Izandai: *like
 lamina5432: how's the hiding for jacob? haven't heard in a little
 Twilight_Spark: lol James, situational awareness!
Izandai: 
 Dog_of_Myth: Matt is locked in
 YeetTheRich_: oh hell yeah negev
Izandai: Wow, that is some kind of a spread.
 bytecaster: People are divided on mouse sensitivity
 YeetTheRich_: usually you want to go way down on the sense
 niccus: you want low sensitivity and a loooooot of desk space
 Twilight_Spark: Yeah, surprisingly the pros seem to use very low sensitivity.
 bytecaster: Since the beginning of time
 niccus: have you tried greasing your mouse
 YeetTheRich_: pros don't usually go over 1000 dpi
 rosesmcgee: My brother played competitive CS and his mouse sensitivity was dialed way down.
 bytecaster: @rosesmcgee Gotta do that whole arm sweep
 PharaohBender27 returns from dinner
 Dog_of_Myth: 
Izandai: I aim with my arm. He who aims with his wrist has forgotten the face of his father.
TheAinMAP: 
  Juliamon: !neon
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Lysander_salamander: oh cool
Lysander_salamander: have they tried Neon City outlaws here yet?
 Sevinon: Huh. Might have to back that
 GasCityGaming: If needs be I have CS2 installed for 5v5, i'm sure chat can scrounge up a few players.
 YeetTheRich_: from what i've heard the unranked queue in matchmaking is very not fun
 YeetTheRich_: at least in EU maybe NA is better
 GasCityGaming: cheaters or people being poopy?
 YeetTheRich_: both
 YeetTheRich_: and people smurfing
 MacbethSeemsSus: This is just a tribute
 BrowneePointz: it’s a very entrenched game like Dota 2, it’s hard to find newbies
 BrowneePointz: so a lot of very honed sweatlords and the associated behavior along with that @yeettherich_
 YeetTheRich_: there's a surprising amount of cheating considering how old this game is
  SergeYager: o/
 GasCityGaming: yes
  Juliamon: Serge...
 YeetTheRich_: yes
 Dog_of_Myth: Serge
  Sarah_Serinde: If I could time him out 
 Sorator13: 
 YeetTheRich_: i'm on EU but i'll try
  wiggins: yes
 GhostValv: specificity 
 Diabore: is cs2 free?
  Juliamon: 
 YeetTheRich_: 150 ping
  Sarah_Serinde: Huh why does Matt still have a sword 
 GasCityGaming: free approx 50gb download
 Sevinon: I could... If really necessary
 Sevinon: Haven't played in years and mostly only Source
 Diabore: i mean i got decent pipes, but 90 will still be a while
 YeetTheRich_: for future reference it's pretty easy to set up a private server to play internal deathmatch or 5v5 vs community or something like that
 bytecaster: That can't possibly how it works
 Sevinon: (oh right. Mine will need to update for sure)
 betweenmyself: that would be terrible design 
 YeetTheRich_: new player experience is awful
 vinewood_og: OLDDDD
tycoonbosh: 10 year veteran on a 2 year old game 
 teddywhosabear: is there really no way to play a casual 5v5
 YeetTheRich_: 2v2
 Sevinon: Hell yeah
 betweenmyself: That’s Serge’s 10 *Veterinarian* Coin…  loves them pooches
 teddywhosabear: what bad design
 YeetTheRich_: casual is a lot downtime watching the last survivor on your team
 MacbethSeemsSus: Have you burned the incense and provided a sacrifice yet?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This seems bad
hb8u: casual is really chaotic
 bytecaster: Can you still switch teams like in the olden days?
 teddywhosabear: oh this is team based?
 Orxolon: no 5v5?today you are embarasing XD
 YeetTheRich_: it is kinda the same rules as competitive but teams are way too lagre+
 Orxolon: CS
 teddywhosabear: okay this is counterstrikey
 Peter_Chordash: Neat, I can download and install CS2 in under 10 minutes
 YeetTheRich_: i think the server browser still works
 bytecaster: That bomb sound effect takes me back
 bytecaster: "Bomb has been planted"
 YeetTheRich_: you can try hopping on an empty server
 Orxolon: b81 b84 b43 ,,,,.....
 Orxolon: go go go
 teddywhosabear: hell of a name on that gun
 twistedsylvan: Not TinySausageTony!
 GasCityGaming: after a quick google the only way to have a team of 5 together in 5v5 is eitehr competitive or private matchmaking
 GasCityGaming: which is dumb
 gualdhar: ah, there's the toxicity I remember. bukkake cannon.
 teddywhosabear: yeesh
 teddywhosabear: oh we're good.
 Diabore: beeg spike there
 MAPBoardgames: counterstrike but 9v9?
 Twilight_Spark: Hold that banana and don't let it go.
 YeetTheRich_: casual is not a real game mode honestly
 bytecaster: To be fair, CS has been the wild west since inception, so it kinda tracks
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 teddywhosabear: the little wiggle is a nice touch
 vinewood_og: Fraking
 YeetTheRich_: you can also ping things on the map btw
 YeetTheRich_: casual baybee
 Diabore: nelly thirsts
 YeetTheRich_: dead teammate can literally wall hack
Lysander_salamander: hahahhaha
 MacbethSeemsSus: Nelly demands death by honorable combat
 YeetTheRich_: yeah that'll happen
 gualdhar: the true CS experience
 vinewood_og: Called it
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @MacbethSeemsSus AKA respect the 1v1!!
 Twilight_Spark: Good luck James -> Kills unlucky 
 YeetTheRich_: they call him awpenheimer
 rosesmcgee: The grand ol' awpry
 MAPBoardgames: Awperator, Awperator. Please connect my shot with the other team.
 PharaohBender27: Once again, elements of this map are clearly based on the Italian town level of Counterstrike Condition Zero
 GasCityGaming: if you drop James' cam a bit he'd cover the in game chat.
 YeetTheRich_: open console
 YeetTheRich_: cl_mute_all_but_friends_and_party 1
 PharaohBender27: Let' go!
 YeetTheRich_: should still work
 Orxolon: 1:45 we havent done the 5v5 but at least we are on the same side XD
 YeetTheRich_: it's off in casual
TheAinMAP: 
 Darleysam: leadership skills
Lysander_salamander: this is silly
 Twilight_Spark: 
 MAPBoardgames: You can totally surprise the enemy team by leaping from the upper level to the lower level. Which is to say "Try Jumping" 
 niccus: now that they're on the same team, nobody is guaranteed to win
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
 WriterRaven: Serge tripping over his own tongue about six times in two seconds there...
Lysander_salamander: Serge devolving into non-word warbling was quite the highlight
 niccus: admittedly it's probably the best bird i've heard from him
Seabats: how does it feel to be 22 years old again
 YeetTheRich_: you can run boost strafe around a wall to get to B site faster
 YeetTheRich_: if you fail you fall off the building though
 MAPBoardgames: bomb's right there
 pleonasticTautology: Someone set James up the bomb
 teddywhosabear: okay on three everyone join rayquan's team
 omdorastrix: If you can't figure out who the best person in the lobby is, its you?
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/RenownedLongPhonePeteZarollTie-YMW1q0dohbVXCUZJ
 MacbethSeemsSus: the dancing kid?
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DeliciousSuperGoblinArsonNoSexy-CBLuwJ8Mvw1_ug3L
Izandai: You picked it up.
 Twilight_Spark: You're holding a gun.
 Xafty: shame, no language redeem here. matt doesnt curse often
 PharaohBender27: !findquote family
  LRRbot: Quote #1161: "That goat had Horsemanship! That goat had a family!" —Graham [2015-11-26]
Izandai: Nice job staring directly at the flashbang. 
 DoctorHutch: moop
Mathwyn: Round won? That doesn't sound right
Mathwyn: Must've been a mistake
 PharaohBender27: !findquote family-friendly
  LRRbot: Quote #8209: "Cast off the shackles of the 'Family-Friendly' tag and join us, Serge. Become a filthmonger. Embrace lewdness and gore." —Julie, taunting Serge from chat [2022-09-03]
 NightValien28: wow those are amazing smoke physics
 NightValien28: holy shit that was impressive as hell
 YeetTheRich_: serge if you still want to boost: you can pillar up behind the yellow metal at A and look down at ramp
 PharaohBender27: OK I'll take that (was looking to see if Heather's "We've never been family-friendly" comment made it in
TheAinMAP: 
 YeetTheRich_: wait no nvm this is casual, no collision
 TotallyNotaBeholder: But throwing utility is what the pros do
Izandai: James, muzzle discipline.
Mathwyn: @izandai he's alway keepin his muzzle on a target, very disciplined
 SquareDotCube: because they're walking
 Diabore: havent heard jacob in a while, hows he doing?
 teddywhosabear: oof. yeah. lmao
 teddywhosabear: wasn't watching stanley cup, I got the red sox on because it's roman anthony's debut, but oooof oilers turn it around
 Twilight_Spark: I got a rock.
 Dog_of_Myth: 
Izandai: Wow you should've died.
 Dog_of_Myth: Damn James
Izandai: I feel like that'd weird out Jo.
 MAPBoardgames: Take the M-60, you cowards!
 vinewood_og: A-1 bullet stopper
 WriterRaven: Dr. Serge "Frontline Banger" Yager
 Dandinstorm12: oh god, James is playing CS again
Despoiler98:   
 Gekyouryuu: "I am a sex magnet, and no one can resist this shotty-yoddy-yoddy" - Surge the Joker (this is a heavily mangled Game Changer reference)
Lysander_salamander: spy check
 tehfewl: im overly annoyed at the reload animation for that m4
Lysander_salamander: yay
 PharaohBender27: 
 Dandinstorm12: not playing Ramstein this time though
 MAPBoardgames: Would that make it a jello shot?
 realbadatthis_: @tehfewl They keep the incorrect forward assist animation?
 YeetTheRich_: still pretty much the same
 PharaohBender27: So I have to retract my earlier explanation of what I was looking for quote-wise - turns out I was confusing Heather saying "Family friendly" sarcastically on a Live episode with something Graham said during the Crapshoot for "The Tape"
 YeetTheRich_: iconic weapons are still iconic
irenrose: The phrase I heard a long time ago was "What amateurs do with the AWP, pros do with the AK"
irenrose: Headshots are a b
 Dandinstorm12: gottem
Izandai: welp
 Sorator13: that's not how you're supposed to mindmeld, I don't think
TheAinMAP: 
 Dandinstorm12: ooof
Izandai: huh
Izandai: 
 Dandinstorm12: the old report-dc
 Sorator13: \o/
TheAinMAP: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 teddywhosabear: watching a guy get banned by steam live, nice
 teddywhosabear: "let's go terrorists" -- lrr
 Dandinstorm12: nice
 MAPBoardgames: If you don't understand the label, just presume it is flattering.
 vinewood_og: Welcome to the mid-west!
itsaysTRUENO: ATTEMPTED murder on the chicken
Lysander_salamander: hahaha
 SquareDotCube: good thing this is a warmup
 Orxolon: omg are we gonna get a 5v5?
 SquareDotCube: 3 bots
 YeetTheRich_: lmao
 Orxolon: oh no
 Dandinstorm12: sad trombone.wav
 MAPBoardgames: he left by closing the game
 Sorator13: Rayquan is now hacking the server to shut down your game, because he dislikes you so
 Dandinstorm12: naw that's a CS1 thing
 Dandinstorm12: surely nobody would do that
jibkat: Go bots 🤖
 circusofkirkus: surely no one will die to a bot
TheAinMAP: 
 YeetTheRich_: 2v3?
 circusofkirkus: 
 YeetTheRich_: lol
Izandai: 
 SquareDotCube: Remember the Zeus stun gun?
 Dandinstorm12: james running at 1st contact
  Sarah_Serinde: Good job Jacob
MWGNZ:  Jacob
 Orxolon: ok hahahahah
 Dandinstorm12: as is tradtion
7gorobei: this was a triumph
 SquareDotCube: oh yeah, Ts also have the dumb sawed-off
 Dandinstorm12: whoops
itsaysTRUENO: "flash'd teammate" is the free space on CS bingo
 Dandinstorm12: go bot hunting James
 Dandinstorm12: or not
 HorusFive: Really more Bot fishing.
 YeetTheRich_: crosshair looking at the ground just to show off the flick
 HorusFive: Hunting requires movement
  Sarah_Serinde: that's a mood, Jacob
 singinnonsense: I fought the bot and the bot lost
 MAPBoardgames: James, hunting for the ace
 Sorator13: @HorusFive I know a lot of hunters who would very much disagree
 Dandinstorm12: yeah Deer stands are real
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/OilySleepyNeanderthalKippa-EZ-lef8xZPcTX-BT
 Sorator13: but Jacob, how do you feel about the chickens?
Lysander_salamander: how did they get all bots?
 Dandinstorm12: always tap fire the ak kids
 MAPBoardgames: @Lysander_salamander LRR crew too awesome. All other players quit
Lysander_salamander: neat
 SquareDotCube: bomb is just bait
 Sorator13: that's quite the boom from that gun, nice
 MungoDude: I like how you still get $200 for planting after your team wins the round
 SquareDotCube: JK AK
DaxStrife: "Jacob & the AK" is my "Guns and Roses" cover band.
 Dandinstorm12: nice
 MAPBoardgames: Jakob and the AKs was the name of my cover-band
 YeetTheRich_: i think you can still take control of the bots when you die
 Dandinstorm12: huh
 Dandinstorm12: how did that happen
Izandai: 
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
jibkat: 
 Dandinstorm12: #putmeinCoach #goJames
Izandai: 
 Sorator13: 
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SleepyExuberantRadicchioHotPokket-r72tHSgV8LFcdrcR
 Dandinstorm12: lol
Izandai:  whoops
jibkat: 💣
 NightValien28: wow james
jibkat: 
A_NO0B: can you take over the bots in cs2 like you could in go?
 YeetTheRich_: E for dEEfuse
 teddywhosabear: jaaaaaames
TheAinMAP: 
 PharaohBender27: Welp\
 MungoDude: E for use, same as every other halflife mod
Izandai: It's E for Eliminate the bomb.
 MAPBoardgames: Eis-arm
A_NO0B: e is your use key
 Natimus_Prime: E for 'engage' I presume
 Dandinstorm12: oooof
Lysander_salamander: nice
 NightValien28: 3 health wow
 NightValien28: serge has no fear
 MacbethSeemsSus: It's E for "we didn't have a lot of mappable buttons in 1999"
 Dandinstorm12: lol
 Sorator13: E for "etanoted the bomb"
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/JoyousOddSpaghettiTinyFace-MKz6B52DLrkFhgAf
 MAPBoardgames: Free AK at T-spawn!
 Dandinstorm12: quick you guys
Lysander_salamander: 
 MAPBoardgames: Nice to see the BOTs not out-playing the humans
jibkat: 
 Dandinstorm12: Matt is so hyped
 MungoDude: nice one Matt
Lysander_salamander: nice shootin
 Dandinstorm12: try hard mode?
 Dandinstorm12: 
 damn_i_am_pretty: nice, Wiggins
 Dandinstorm12: wow
 Dandinstorm12: team balance inc
 MAPBoardgames: I'm a little surprised we haven't filled this server with chat.
 Dandinstorm12: I mean
 gualdhar: Matthew J. "Go To Sleep" Wiggins
Lysander_salamander: not enough people actually have it installe
 malfunct: has the counter been struck yet?
 Dandinstorm12: naw
 MungoDude: teams are still 5 v 4 and a bot
 YeetTheRich_: james is striking so many counters
 malfunct: @YeetTheRich_ I'm sure the audio person loves that 
 Dandinstorm12: 1
 MungoDude: make that 7v7
 malfunct: I think the last time I played counterstrike was nearly 30 years ago, that was a college thing for me
 goombalax: they're ghosting now
 Dandinstorm12: carefully
 Dandinstorm12: lol
 Sorator13: 
 DoctorHutch: James was watching a plane go by
 MAPBoardgames: Got caught with the nade out
 Dandinstorm12: secret Graham
 SquareDotCube: stealth G
 MungoDude: Counterstrike's first beta was July 1999, I didn't play until 2001
 underhill33: 
 Dandinstorm12: James, we know you watch sports in the privacy of your own home
 YeetTheRich_: he is the sensible guy
 SquareDotCube: classic Nightbook
Lysander_salamander: he's cosplaying as a normal guy
jibkat: maple did it! 
 MAPBoardgames: James: Gun delivery service.
TheAinMAP: 
 teddywhosabear: James IS wearing a... p... what team is that anyway? He's wearing a team hat that's normal
 YeetTheRich_: stream sniping smh my head
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/IronicBraveAnacondaRaccAttack-VFuao9KXVsVQh-7B
 darkcyril: James contributed a completely normal amount
 Dandinstorm12: I'm a little surprised James isn't watching the Oilers
 Dandinstorm12: maybe on his 2nd monitor
GreyThey: @teddywhosabear The P is for Pounter-Strike
jibkat: nice
 MacbethSeemsSus: How can James compete with such averageness?
 Dog_of_Myth: nice
 MAPBoardgames: I don't think I've ever seen someone drop an AK for an M4 before
 Dandinstorm12: although, they are down 5-1....
 teddywhosabear: oh no it got worse?
jibkat: mawp
 Dandinstorm12: it always gets worse
 Dandinstorm12: yeah Jacob
 goombalax: concussed self with grenade, tragedy of war
 lamina5432: true
 gualdhar: Steam is a dating app, didn't Jacob know this?
jibkat: 
 tehfewl: i use "Spear and Magic Helmet" as my steam avatar
 Xafty: Maple Story was awesome when i was in highschool
 62MGcobra: wait thats a picture of matt and not a photo?
 Dandinstorm12: it was a good play
 Sorator13: I suppose I do have a picture of a real life person as my steam and discord avatar... but it's an NHL player (who is not me), so I don't think that counts 
 goombalax: I stopped playing maplestory when an easter event forced us to kill cute rabbits that screamed when they died
 Xafty: @62MGcobra actually its Jupiter
 Dandinstorm12: @Sorator13 it's.....Patrick Roy right
 Sorator13: @Dandinstorm12 Close! Tyler Seguin. Basically the same person. 
 Dandinstorm12: right
 MungoDude: nice
Lysander_salamander: nice
 PharaohBender27: 
 YeetTheRich_: arms race?
 niccus: the stress ends very quickly.
 PharaohBender27: 
TheDailyMapleSyrup: It's been around over a decade for a reason
 Dandinstorm12: the old 5 stack a push
 MungoDude: 7 v 5 and 3 bots
 YeetTheRich_: cs as a game is phenomenal, it's most things around that kinda suck
 Dandinstorm12: 1
 Dandinstorm12: I mean yes
 Sorator13: WOW
 Dandinstorm12: 
 gualdhar: Matthew J "Known Cheater" Wiggins
 Dandinstorm12: wooow
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 Sorator13: @gualdhar Matt "Cat 'Known Cheater' Enthusiast" Wiggins
 Dandinstorm12: thank god that player was as shocked as you James
 PharaohBender27: 
 MacbethSeemsSus: Politely coughs on enemy
 Cptasparagus: flashbanged twitch chat effectively
 Dandinstorm12: it's not that hard
 Dandinstorm12: lol
jibkat: 
Lysander_salamander: aw
 Dandinstorm12: normal guy won the normal fight
 Dandinstorm12: lol
TheAinMAP: 
 Dandinstorm12: he could see your knee jacob
 MungoDude: 
 Dandinstorm12: ns
 PharaohBender27: 
Lysander_salamander: nice
 MungoDude: nice clutch Serge
Lysander_salamander: nice
 Dandinstorm12: it's a good strat Jacob
 MAPBoardgames: If it were me, I'd just win each time.
 YeetTheRich_: just complete the objective 5head
 YeetTheRich_: james you have to yell kobe otherwise the nades don't hit
 Dandinstorm12: or yeet
 Dandinstorm12: depends on where they are
 MAPBoardgames: "catch" also works
 MAPBoardgames: but i'm oldskool like that
 gualdhar: serge pls
 Cptasparagus: serge gonna tush push wiggins
 Dandinstorm12: Coach, teach us your ways
Lysander_salamander: oh no, did they dc again?
 Sorator13: no, this is sci-fi
 Strebenherz: Evenin y'all
 Dandinstorm12: ohai @Strebenherz
 MungoDude: 
 YeetTheRich_: GGs
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
Lysander_salamander: have a good evening!  Thanks for playing
 lamina5432: gnight
 YeetTheRich_: always love to see some cs
 YeetTheRich_: let me know if you ever need help filling up a 5v5 lobby
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 WriterRaven: Finally finished the download - whaddayamean you're finishing up? /jk
 gualdhar: not Minecraft?
 YeetTheRich_: cs major is on this week btw
 WriterRaven: @gualdhar Technically Minecraft can be a first-person shooter. =P
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 Sorator13: ooh, have fun!
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 teddywhosabear: ooh, steak
 gualdhar: steak... salad?
 teddywhosabear: g'night!
 MungoDude: peace
 PharaohBender27: 
 PharaohBender27: Oh, the sub reads are going to be part of the YT VOD, I guess 
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