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TXC2: the fam jam, the felly jelly, the farmalade marmalade
Mangledpixel: the freserve preserve
TXC2: yes!
Mangledpixel: the futney chutney... that one doesn't sound greaet
Falannt: Hi fams! hi jams!
TXC2: futney 10000% an English village
TXC2: Here we GO!
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TXC2: Hello Graham, Nelson and Cori
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TXC2: Hello Paul on tech
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omdorastrix: FYI intro seemed quite loud compared to humans
TXC2: !patreon
lightfut: Fambo jambo!
Mangledpixel: I think the humans are a bit quiet rather than the intro being too loud
TXC2: ^
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sharkbearagator769: Good morning, Corie and Graham
TheDevil_Risen: OO BOSS BATTLES
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: Oh Paul
ShaneLeeAtk: I recognize that rat
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: Amazing
josh___something:
Oh no, it's a gamified bit jar 
Kentosaurus: is that ratthew?
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TheWooglie: does 7 wins do a limit break?
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Lasciel Woodburne: got nada for cards, but went undefeated! :D
Mackenzie Robinson: so opposite of me, lol
Benjamin Matthews: The perfect workday 2nd monitor stream
Arkouda Chien: I played unofficial pre release digitally, I had a landfall deck that was really fun
ThatTallJeff: I opened three odins, made it work once.
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Novrdd: fammy jammies
Lasciel Woodburne: any news on warehouse stuff>
Lasciel Woodburne: ?
GhostValv:
ardynn
AugmentingPath: Ooh, the Macrame!
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Mangledpixel: masamune do doooo doo doo doo
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AugmentingPath: Ardyn + Cactuar is a constructed combo
protojman: there's always a masamune. going to get awkward if we get a chrono trigger set
Snowwraith: Arydn is so messed up, can confirm.
Mindfire13: I had The Regalia in my Prerelease deck. It did serious work.
Anonymousless:
1000 Is there a correlation between bit amount and damage done? Testing for science
OldUncleDan: Outta curiosity, how does Ultima work with Blood Moon style effects?
Sarah_Serinde: good science
TXC2: people aren't talking about the "must be blocked if able" part of Masamune enough
WiJohn: @Anonymousless looks like 10%
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hd_dabnado: oh I thought my headphones were dying
ShaneLeeAtk: That rat is THICCCC
couchboyj: The chocobos are a little better than the cats
TXC2: OldUncleDan a little bit, it matters which card came into play most recently
RAZRBCK08: In my prerelease Jill was my promo and I opened Jumbo Cactuar and Ignis in the first pack then got a Counterspell and the Fat Chocobo I'm the second so I was set in Blue green and I sure did Cactuar for every win.
LoadingReadyRun: Zendikar's Royal
EvilBadman: It's like how Chart a Course practically has raid
AugmentingPath: Goobbueing your racetrack sounds like getting your gunk belched
TheDevil_Risen: Nelly, Loo-sy
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TheDevil_Risen: or evey Loose-i
engineerbudy: does nelly have the black white town?
Micalovits: Not in his deck I don't think, but think he had one
RAZRBCK08: I did give my jumbo Cactuar the Genji Gloves one game which was fun
Gekyouryuu: Off topic, chat: happy 16th anniversary to the first ever mention of Slenderman
Sarah: not yet as far as I'm aware
Dorkmaster Flek: Love the simulcast streaming on YouTube now. 👍
Sarah: It's still only for special streams, not every single one, but it's always good to know that people like it :)
Greg Allen: good afternoon lrr folk. I hope the games are great
Arkouda Chien: in my rg deck I got chromatic lantern from through the ages, and splashed Shiva and Leviathan
TXC2: green seems open?
Bugberry: So far I've only started 1 sealed and played 1 game, but did win with Kefka.
TheDevil_Risen: magic POT!
TheDevil_Risen: winning
Micalovits: Magic pot, best goblin in the set!
Mindfire13: I had Adventures' Airship in my prerelease pool, but I also got Smuggler's Copter from the bonus sheet. "Look what they need to mimic a fraction of my power"
TXC2: Nelson's Game is WAY louder then Cori or Graham's
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: HANG ON!
nifleon: the flavr
Mangledpixel: Paul, game is a bit loud
djalternative: that shouldn't be allowed
protojman: 3what are you doing step-hiroth
Brozard: From the top of the ropes with a chair!
TheDevil_Risen: poor puppers
EMNetwork: anyone else loving fling + equipment
TheDevil_Risen: i heard that from the other room
Gekyouryuu: I'm impressed he could self intervene given the blade seems longer than his arms could reach, so positioning would be really awkward
OldUncleDan: Just goes to show the power of Nelson's Lap Top.
lamina5432: it's good in the bird deck
TXC2:
Gekyouryuu the blade is so long it curves around the world to stab himself 
TheDevil_Risen: ok here's one for chat, which boko is the best boko (any game)
Cptasparagus: Playing sealed and my first opponent played turn 3 rare, turn 4 rare, turn 5 rare, turn 6 mythic rare + ragavan... I think I'm going to dislike this format
AugmentingPath: I hope Graham gets to Ardynn + Jumbo someone
Gekyouryuu: My first prerelease i had Gysahl Greens, two Sazh's Chocobo, a Bartz and Boko, and my promo was Traveling Chocobo, so I had fun
AugmentingPath: wait, not playing the Jumbo? hmm, I guess if you don't have discard outlets it's bad
TheDevil_Risen: that sounds sick ryuu
hd_dabnado: Hey PuPu UFO, welcome back Dominaria limited
RAZRBCK08: The Jumbo Cactuar is messed up if you have ways to push through it's damage like my sealed pool did
Mangledpixel: I'm currently playing a raised-in-the-wild girl with a Chocobo (named Koko) in a Fabula Ultima game
Mangledpixel: it's very fun
TXC2: Opp's deck is always better then yours
loufghyslaufey:
This? Now? Today? 
AugmentingPath: just giving it lifelink is pretty great. Opponents are rarely able to deal 10000 in limited
loufghyslaufey: Am so frogett-fulls...
BrowneePointz: we need the 8-bit big band cover of the Chocobo theme playing softly in the background on loop
RAZRBCK08: I had Genji gloves, Fat Chocobo and Jill to be able to push through the damage.
TheDevil_Risen: KWEH!
TheDevil_Risen: so cute
RAZRBCK08: Double strike and additional combats is not ok
Dorkmaster Flek: Wark! 🐦
Dorkmaster Flek: LMAO bad form! 🤣
Dorkmaster Flek: Sephiroth missed Aerith and hit himself instead.
Smurfomancer: Seph-ukku?
Reach: Sephiroth grabs the wrong end of the sword, dies instantly.
Reach: Bartz is definitely 2G of that mana cost for 1/1 of those stats.
Simriel: Hi chat
BrowneePointz: hear me out: Gabranth said the same way as “My Brand!”
nifleon: Must be all the ff14 tie-ins
TXC2: (puffs from cigar) "look, i'm telling you kid, Jumbo-cactur + monstrous rage, it's gonna take over standard!"
lamina5432: did they make the passes worse haven't played arena for a few years
BrowneePointz: I do not remember that monster’s name but same Cori
BlueMechanic: I also thought of Monster Rancher
BrowneePointz: I only remember Mochi
thirsty_kitteh: Kupo-nya!
TheDevil_Risen: Kupo!
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Korolan: Ahriman is Suezo Cori?
Micalovits: And a Girl Friend!
kumatsu: when you lose Paul comes out and bops you with one of those silly mallets
WiJohn: If you die in the FamJam you die in real life
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BrowneePointz: you drafted chaos, so we need to now play some Limp Bizkit
BrowneePointz: Raubahn is pretty decent
AugmentingPath: Vaan?! That guy stole my street!
BrowneePointz: also his son has a BANGER of a monologue in the Stormblood expansion
Redbassist:
WiJohn: Van's synergistic with exactly Van in this set
BrowneePointz: Ishai
BrowneePointz: it’s from Commander
zeathean: FF16 Garuda
TXC2: it's from a commander set
TheDevil_Risen:
birb monk, party time
Micalovits: But what about... Second Suplex?
BrowneePointz: Sabotender!!!
TheDevil_Risen: Malboro being a 4/4 for 6 is kinda sad though it does have decent ETB's
Snowwraith: Reanimating.
TXC2: Suplex = the Cori steel cutter killer ?
BrowneePointz: it’s good in my Ghen Commander deck Nelly!
nifleon: Maybe good in 2HG
Ktolos: in prerelease sealed, it was excellent
djalternative: Apparently people are trying Knights in standard reanimator
Micalovits: Its 8 mana win the game in limited, so... May be decent
Dr_fragenstien: it is also 3/3 indestructable, you you start with 4 3/3s.
lamina5432: is there a reanimate?
TXC2: lamina5432 Fight on brings back to hand
neisan2112: I might be trying it in Reanimator in Gladiator
OldUncleDan: I want to play KOTR in my Jetmir and Trostani Discordant decks.
BrowneePointz: in my Ghen deck I can sac a sentinel Eyes to reanimate it and that makes me happy
lightfut: Yuna into knights is backbreaking
ardor_edi: Hoping to join in later after cooking and doing all the chores, let's go final family
WiJohn: Ashlizzle was doing some gross things with Yuna in standard, that included KoR
TheDevil_Risen: Bolas has all the cards
TXC2: there;s always at least one in every draft pod
Dr_fragenstien: not everyone is a fast reader
BorealMage: Magic players? Reading? Doesn't sound real to me
BrowneePointz: !card yuna
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Reach: Hi Simriel!
leonhart321: but it comes with a free saddle
Dorkmaster Flek: Kupo!
Reach celebrates 19 months of membership: Magic the Gath'ring is a TCG.
Dorkmaster Flek: Mmm I don't know, that seems sus...
Yami Michael: and that black jewel, wasnt there
BrowneePointz: !card Yuna, Hope
LRRbot: Yuna, Hope of Spira [3GW] | Legendary Creature — Human Cleric [3/5] | During your turn, Yuna and enchantment creatures you control have trample, lifelink, and ward {2}. / At the beginning of your end step, return up to one target enchantment card from your graveyard to the battlefield with a finality counter on it.
BrowneePointz: oh snap
couchboyj: Bolas is playing on mobile
lightfut: End step return knights, get 3 tokens
djalternative: shupuff pastery
WiJohn: !card bahamut
LRRbot: Did you mean: Summon: Bahamut; Dion, Bahamut's Dominant; Bahamut, Warden of Light; Acolyte of Bahamut
WiJohn: !card summon: bah
spinebustertee: I would like to formally appreciate Cori's brief rendition of the Zozo theme.
BrowneePointz: let’s hope for a Black Waltz No 3 pack 3
Dr_fragenstien: !card squall
LRRbot: Squall [2G] | Sorcery | Squall deals 2 damage to each creature with flying.
OldUncleDan: He's so Vayne... He probably things this set is about him!
Dr_fragenstien: that...
OldUncleDan: thinks.
EvilBadman: I mean the end of disc 1 of FF8 was kinda that
AugmentingPath: @LRRbot yep, that's him
hd_dabnado: just p1p1'd a counterspell this format rules
ekplayscards: well well well it's three of my favorite people
AugmentingPath: !card squall, seed
LRRbot: Squall, SeeD Mercenary [2WB] | Legendary Creature — Human Knight Mercenary [3/4] | Rough Divide — Whenever a creature you control attacks alone, it gains double strike until end of turn. / Whenever Squall deals combat damage to a player, return target permanent card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
spinebustertee: oh Nelly's gonna have a heck of a next turn.
Micalovits: Is it 3 or 4 treasures to flip the sidequest?
zeathean: I mute OP when they have the goblin pet
AugmentingPath: Normally that only happens to Graham when he plays against Voxy
WiJohn: One of my favorite magic mispronunciations for this set was pronouncing the capital D in SeeD so Squall, Seedy Mercenary. Iwas like yeah, that's about right
Tom_Bruise: I doubt opp had stack interaction, having only BB up and all
Riiiiiiis: Oh there is a jam with the fam
spinebustertee: do not drink the bin juice
djalternative: oh. Nelly's on Bo3
JKBalch: Opponent has bin chickens
EMNetwork: line your bin with a trashbag before making juice in it
Cptasparagus: is that Bin Chicken stock?
Dr_fragenstien: the pharoh's liquid at home
ShaneLeeAtk: But what about Been Juice, tm
spinebustertee: a -second- Goldbez
Brozard: Is birdback like bareback?
AugmentingPath: I mean... to make a land drop he'd have to spend a moogle
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Reach: Shoopuf's waiting!
Dorkmaster Flek: "Gawd these new cards have so much text on them! My planeswalker card had a reasonable amount of text!" - Nicol Bolas, probably
Brutakalaka: It's the Ibiiiiiiiis, bin-juice drinking [australia word]
Dr_fragenstien: so who's rathew's evil cousin in the top right?
Micalovits: They are
ShaneLeeAtk: I could enjoy having the FF6 Moogle Charm for everyday use
OldUncleDan: They can discipline me anytime!
WiJohn: @Dr_fragenstien When they win a game it gets punched
TXC2: Dr_fragenstien that's the rat we're fighting in lue of a win counter
AugmentingPath: No, don't say his name! You'll be cursed to corrections!
TXC2: Congrats Cori
JKBalch: what a life swing
Brozard: Chalk one up!
Unas84: yay, winget!
Dr_fragenstien: nah, they had 4 mana open, I think hedhing your bets was a good idea
LoadingReadyRun:
I believe that is a were-rat from FF 6
AugmentingPath: you can always feed it to sephiroth and bring it back again after
bytecaster: Hello friends. I have made it home and am now ready to fambily jambily!
TXC2: hello bytecaster welcome
CuteTeaGoat: Better save a kill spell for this one!
bytecaster: Golbez collects crystals, Graham
bytecaster: It's in the name
OldUncleDan: Maybe it's the punster in me; but I like the fact that Tid(e)us is Blue.
Mindfire13: Golbez could also be Syr Konrad if its the Through the Ages version
LordManiMani: Blitz?
Micalovits: Sephiroth is probably just game winning here though
AugmentingPath: Give him Islandhome, one of the mechanics of all time
spinebustertee: Tidus gets a benefit whenever anyone argues about how his name is pronounced
WiJohn: Why not both?
Dr_fragenstien: the sepiroth makes blocking really bad
lamina5432: blood artist is a good magic card
bytecaster: Turns out Golbez also blocks! So versatile!
TXC2: see, removal doesn't matter, just make people block
Dr_fragenstien: they put up a great fight at the end there
Micalovits: It?
TXC2: interesting that it's James doing the attacking
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Andrew Butter: how do we feel about the new background on arena?
FlickerWhisper ASMR: 👏👏
OldUncleDan: What do you have there? Ultima: "A SWORD!!!!!!!!!!"
TheDevil_Risen: it/they
LibraryWitchKei: 16's Ultima is agender? I think?
AugmentingPath: Ultima is anti-nouns, as I recall
Shurtal: i don't think my opponent knows how Ultima works, they're targeting their own lands....
OldUncleDan: With a name like Ultima... They are their own pronouns.
EvilBadman: Ff16's Ultima is a being, no pronouns, Ashiok style
ballofscience: That's X-Zone, IIRC
ProcyonFlynn: Vanish-Doom worked in the OG. X-Zone was only for that one body-double, boss.
CuteTeaGoat: FFV
MrPipboy3000: X-Zone is the spell, Exdeath is from FF5
CuteTeaGoat: Exdeath is the main antagonist
spinebustertee:
they removed that in the pixel remaster, sadly 
EvilBadman: It's me the weird who played and enjoyed 16
OldUncleDan: Ex-Death gonna kill it for ya.
ProcyonFlynn:
It was 100% a bug.
TheDevil_Risen: yep
rxpalindrome: it csn fly
spinebustertee: but the pixel remasters let you just 4x your XP rate so you can just level up without grinding so you don't have to cheese bosses
TheDevil_Risen: moogles got post too
bytecaster: Dog!
freshmaker__: what untold knowledge does this moogle possess?
bytecaster: Truly a fine hound!
couchboyj: A fine hound, you might say
rxpalindrome: every time i tried to fly the regalia though i crashed and died
Greyah: Torgal, A Good Boy
TXC2: "agent Smith, can you tell me why the moogle deserved to die?" "well...he's got a book"
spinebustertee: kill the dog, graham
OldUncleDan: The Regeila looks as big as a whale, and I'm confident it could seat about 20.
AugmentingPath: they misclicked, I think
EvilBadman: they picked creature token, lol
cobthegreat: It's amazing to think how good ff6 is but 70% of the mechanics were bugged in the SNES version
AugmentingPath: Torgal NOOOO
TheDevil_Risen: nooo
Cosmonautilis24: says creature token, not creature
YawnLance:
But he was such a good boy 
Dr_fragenstien: how can it reach the pedals, it don't got no feet!
Badchop: Why is that 4/4 _crew 1_
TalpTheScot: cloud is so good for uncommon
Badchop: Rude.
Micalovits: This car is Ramping so hard
thirsty_kitteh: yawnlance: one might say *too* good a boi
Cptasparagus: Torgal sure did just let me cast Kuja with a +1/+1 on turn 3
Greyah: Such devastation could not possibly have been Gaius's intention.
ipoddodd: If you kill torgal in response to its trigger, does the human enter with a counter? IE, is the number of dogs checked on the resolution of the spell or its ability?
raulghoulia: So did we all watch Clerks the cartoon? Didnt think it was that popular
EvilBadman: @raulghoulia that quote just permeated the masses
Micalovits: I would just drive a car into Neo
TalpTheScot: neo exdeath should have been a treefolk
LoadingReadyRun:
@raulghoulia I think it is more popular as a meme then the show ever was
TXC2:
raulghoulia LRR attracts a special kind of people (I did not watch that show)
Tom_Bruise: now I can't get "getting greedy with it" to the tune of getting jiggy with it out of my head. Thanks, G.
WiJohn: Cloud of darkness and a sword
Badchop: Feelings just got hurt
Cptasparagus: @ipoddodd if torgal is on the field when the human is cast, the trigger is on the stack regardless, but you have 0 wolves so it doesnt get a counter
Mai_Andra: na-na na-na na na-na
freshmaker__: hit them with the gun and them hit them with the blade
Flashgen: the regalia is so good. sadly, the first time I used it at the prerelease, it flipped 13 non-lands off the top
Reach: Vayne ruining everything again.
Andreas Paulsen: Regalia puts them on the bottom of the deck, no?
A_Dub888: Everybody get up, it’s time to Fam now, we got a real Jam going now. Welcome to the FamJam! Alright! (hi)
spinebustertee: the ghost
Micalovits: Or move sword?
TXC2: Jesus takes the wheel Paul
TXC2: hello A_Dub888 welcome
Badchop: yessssssssss Cori
Badchop: YESSSSSSSS
couchboyj:
Man, Vivi is messed up. Even in Sealed
Spritz_T: nice, the train is in the art
A_Dub888: @couchboyj you’re messed up (compliment)
Desruprot: oooh FamJam
OldUncleDan: Is that Tifa in Suplex art?
TheDevil_Risen:
Greyah: The suplex art might be my favorite of the entire set.
Spritz_T: got to be Sabin
kumatsu: Suplex is Sabin and the train
WiJohn: @OldUncleDan It's Sabin from six! He's about to Supplex a train!
Desruprot: @OldUncleDan Sabin is in the suplex art, its as he is Suplexing the train
Valtzcat:
I LOVE me some LRR. Crack a pack is the best! Hope to see a few on FF
TheDevil_Risen: that art on sephi's backside is amazing
TXC2: Victory!
OldUncleDan: Ah...
TXC2: also Cheevo get for Nelson
azidbern95: and got an Aciev-o!
CuteTeaGoat: gotta practice your victory pose
Ukon_Cairns: achievement unlocked!
TristalMTG: My favorite art is Search for the Frozen Esper
JKBalch: Maybe we will fight Sin
TalpTheScot: deathclaw!
CuteTeaGoat: Deathclaw!
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OldUncleDan: I know Tifa can Suplex rediculous things in FF7.
TalpTheScot:
cobthegreat: From ff5 I believe
raulghoulia: I think I remember during Graham's PiF he wanted to suplex Diamond Weapon but killed before Tifas turn
Sarah_Serinde: are you sure it's not Belopa?
TheDevil_Risen:
can you ask nelly to see who did the art on the back side of sephi for me plz?
WiJohn: Random Encounter is shockingly bad
AugmentingPath: Garland doesn't seem very as a random encounter
EvilBadman: @cobthegreat Ff7 near Corel
AugmentingPath: *very fair
Ukon_Cairns:
i like that the FF mobs up top include magic creatures, like Alpha Deathclaw
TXC2: Sarah_Serinde I've decided Belopa is an end stage tiered spell
Jepardil: From FF5
Vampyre_Lord: there were X deaths, where X is too many
CuteTeaGoat: Deathclaw has an ability that reduces the target to single digit hp
Mai_Andra: deathclaw, with legs
ipoddodd: marionette apprentice has the same text, and was pretty strong in limited, with a MUCH higher power format
TheDevil_Risen: was a deathclaw sooo before fallout
TXC2: FF5, the one they thought was too complicated for Americans
Jepardil: Most recently also appearing in the Occult Crescent in FF14
Marvoleath: Fallout was 1997
Desruprot: Deathclaw was 5 I thought
seanmrwick: ooh I'm excited about this
seanmrwick: I just got some of the new stuff just the other day
Desruprot: the famous assassin Deathclaw
TristalMTG: That Deathclaw is 5
TalpTheScot: 5 doesnt get the recognition for the job system
TalpTheScot: a lot of jobs appeared there first
seanmrwick: ooh you can change the avatar for your account?
Desruprot: Job system did start in 1, but its more based off one of the MMO ones
Greyah: I love that they're using the appropriate tokens for the job select weapons. That's a good touch.
TristalMTG: 5 gets plenty of recognition, especially in June, the month of Four Job Fiesta
WiJohn: FF5 was '92, 5 years before fallout. Coincidence or conspiracy?!
raulghoulia: Paul I think the XZone vanish trick worked in the playstation version but was removed as far back as the GBA release
TXC2: seanmrwick you can change it per deck now
seanmrwick: @TXC2 oh that's super cool!
lamina5432: it does gice +2/+2 to two creatures
LoadingReadyRun: I love how many different Kefka emotes that people have from various twitch accounts
mastershake29x: the green and black crystal can be a fun duo
OVERKiLL!: 🔹️🔹️🔹️🔷️💙
OVERKiLL!: Fam Jam !
Andrew Butter: Vincent Valantine is nasty
Simriel: Got sweet Karate Swords
Jasper: Final FAMtasy Jam
Andrew Butter: is tonberry good?
James Frank: when attacking
AllTheoryNoPractice: Famal Jamtasy
TristalMTG:
I have an ancient FF5 emote 
CuteTeaGoat: no one ever asks "Is Kefka ok?"
CuteTeaGoat: (he's not)
OldUncleDan: So is Taz the Sabin of Professional Wrestling?
neisan2112: Thats just ture in general
TXC2: Su! Plex! that! CRYSTAL!
Brozard: Ruby Rodd just suplexing the element totems
TalpTheScot: oh no, ive had mine for a long time
jadielady: hi hi @TalpTheScot !
TheDevil_Risen: FAT CHOCOBRO!
TalpTheScot: hi jadie!
TXC2: Kefka laughs, it's what he does
Desruprot: Chocotastic
IbunWest:
Kentosaurus: i love my curvy fat chocobo
TheDevil_Risen:
or ChocoGurl 
or ChocoThem ?
EvilBadman: 🪰 Wait, shit, that's Kafka
TalpTheScot:
kumatsu: do the flame in the green orbs spinning out as they hit play
wiigamer1995: !card vaynes trechery
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Gekyouryuu: !card Vayne's Treachery
LRRbot: Vayne's Treachery [1B] | Instant | Kicker—Sacrifice an artifact or creature. / Target creature gets −2/−2 until end of turn. If this spell was kicked, that creature gets −6/−6 until end of turn instead.
AugmentingPath: that condition feels like it'll be tough to hit in limited
TheDevil_Risen: hahaha
TheDevil_Risen: poor dino
Badchop: Dang
OldUncleDan: Everybody kick the dinosaur!
TalpTheScot: not very
raulghoulia: Ive heard of walking the dinosaur
Ukon_Cairns: diamond weapon kicks the trexsuar by just being dropped from the stratosphere
Juliamon: Swarovski Weapon
TXC2: ruttilated Quartz weapon
TheDevil_Risen: @Juliamon not that cheap down under haha
Gekyouryuu: You should mill yourself NOW *lightning effects*
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Andymonium: (I'm in a meeting, nobody tell) Paul this win-tracking overlay is INCREDIBLE, I love it so much
raulghoulia: Which planeswalkers could cast Zettaflare?
TalpTheScot: well its a 2/1 cause its a lion
Greyah: I got to see Distant Worlds live just this weekend, and as their final song they played One-Winged Angel.
bytecaster: The sword is also a gun
Andymonium: @raulghoulia Comet, obviously
Vampyre_Lord: yeah, its because the sword is also gun
CuteTeaGoat: should they not just have blocked with the chocobo?
wiigamer1995: Oh no
TalpTheScot: catch of fish wiffed constantly for me at the PR
JKBalch: Jumpscare
SeismicLawns: drawing a card and ramping 1 is fine
Desruprot: its Jumbo
bytecaster: Big Catuar!
Desruprot: this is one of the ones that survived a long time
raulghoulia: @andymonium that would keep with Magics theme of doggos sacrificing themselves
TheDevil_Risen: haaa
matteopaolodiu: <message deleted>rigged pile of dogshit
Abracadaver23: GOD I LOVE THAT STUPID CACTUAR
Gekyouryuu: Oh, chat, I had a dumb train if thought yesterday: thinking about the Tidus and Yuna rhystic study made me think of Mayonaka no Door, which led to me wanting a B/R black mage deck just so I can sing to that song's tune: "Black Waltz THREE~~~"
Mazrae: I would love to see the -10000 Lp
Andymonium: @raulghoulia oh nooo (but you're right)
drewm1022: As your attourney, I recommend that you block the 10000/7. Also, we're going to need a lot of drugs and Hawaiian shirts.
TheDevil_Risen: instant speed fling the +9999/+0 jumbo cactuar
g0blinslide: i dont believe theyve ever had that
Ian Weaver: The Jam of the Fam
SteveHeist: limited?
Jasper: *whark*
SteveHeist: oh god that card's going to be insane in GB Squirming Emergence
Jasper: Tonberry avatar is so good
Reach: I've given Jumbo Cactuar trample with Gladiolus so that's a good start to the draft format.
Abracadaver23: Me about to sacrifice the Jumbo Cactuar to Greater Good so i can lose the game
bytecaster: Now that they have achievements in client, there must be a jumbo catuar one, right?
Chaotically_Random: Did we get any of the other Weapons other than Diamond?
Marvoleath: They used to have it in limited, not sure if only draft
Marvoleath: does not see it in sealed
OldUncleDan: @bytecaster They don't have set specific achievements yet.
Abracadaver23: WE NEED THOSE PIES NOW CLOUD
Decaped: Life total pizza. yum
Shurtal: "It's cause o' this damn pizza!" *cloud, getting a pie out of the oven* "What did my cooking ever do to you?"
omdorastrix: Pizza Fantasy VII
Abracadaver23: "we can make some bomb pizza at seventh heaven
Chaotically_Random: Wasn't there a Pizza mission in FFVII Remaek?
OldUncleDan: Who gave that Cactaur Embercleave????????
Anubis169: o hai
AugmentingPath: I don't know, all of the pizza in Midgar seems pretty rotten to me
GDwarble: "Under the Rotting Pizza" acquires a whole new connotation
TXC2: hello Anubis169
TalpTheScot: he would have panic attacks in front of the big stone fire remembering home every night
Badchop: He tries using a normal peel and is horribly clumsy, he takes the Buster Sword up and becomes an expert pizzaiolo (sp)
Anubis169: you can't just SAC that...
CuteTeaGoat: 6 damage is just short
thirsty_kitteh: Ok but like Pizza Shop AU sounds fun. Little dates, big pizza scop majig
TXC2: Midgar itself is just one giant Pizza
Badchop: Owl
Chaotically_Random: @TXC2 I mean... your not wrong
omdorastrix: Heard he started one in sector six but it fell flat...
Badchop: *Ow rather
TheDevil_Risen: ouchies, all those needles!
Anubis169: -9999 is not zero
freshmaker__: impressive negative
Micalovits: I have been killed by infinity elemental sooo...
Gekyouryuu: Pizza implies a lesser version, Pize, and a larger version, Pizzaga
bytecaster: I think there is a strixhaven card that makes pests equal to power
TheDevil_Risen:
yeah inksheild
Tom_Bruise: A moment worth celebrating if so, no?
pipshardfour: keep singing Les Mis and I bet it will help!
Ukon_Cairns: give it squirrellink?
TheDevil_Risen: or squirrellink
Jepardil: There's that one that makes Pests equal to the power of a sacrificed creature
Diabore: barf
freshmaker__: !card Ghoulcaller Gisa
LRRbot: Ghoulcaller Gisa [3BB] | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [3/4] | {B}, {T}, Sacrifice another creature: Create X 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens, where X is the sacrificed creature's power.
AugmentingPath: ah yes, when Zack sacrificed himself to save Sephiroth
TalpTheScot: arden is so nasty
TheDevil_Risen: that would be so funny
Diabore: graham thats a crime
IbunWest: yeah there is a card in strixhaven
Decaped: @Gekyouryuu Piz is a thing in Australia. Which is like Final Fantasy
Vampyre_Lord: whats the arena token limit?
creasehearst: Ben did something like that during the sealed league game last week, he sacrificed it to transfer its power to an unblocked creature against Serge
Andymonium: oooo Nellie has the Moogle the Wreckage card
OldUncleDan: One of my goals in Commander/Brawl: Swordsing my Jumbo Cactaur!
bytecaster: Tend the Pests, I looked it up
spinebustertee: Ardenn is so powerful. I got to face a self-mill deck that had Sin and Ardenn at my prerelease and its was absolutely crushing
wiigamer1995: Arena has 255 token limit
wiigamer1995: Or something
Micalovits: By crashing probably
TXC2: there's a cap on the number of tokens
wiigamer1995: Sadly
bytecaster: It is even instant
Badchop: I want to fling a Jumbo Cactuar.
gluonquark: Watching this and playing ffxiv at the sqme time
EvilBadman: and then op casts Rakdos Charm and cackles
MegaTrain: !card Tend the Pests
LRRbot: Tend the Pests [BG] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. / Create X 1/1 black and green Pest creature tokens with "When this token dies, you gain 1 life," where X is the sacrificed creature's power.
Flyingdelorion: there is a token limit on Arena sadly...
flouncy_magooo: @Badchop Whatever floats your boat
steveheist: Cactuar would make Token limit of 255
EvilBadman: !card rakdos charm
LRRbot: Rakdos Charm [BR] | Instant | Choose one — / • Exile target player's graveyard. / • Destroy target artifact. / • Each creature deals 1 damage to its controller.
Marvoleath: Yea, they capped number of tokens on Arena because of Scute Swarm
IbunWest: The Day9 Memorial Token Limit
WiJohn: !card galuf's
LRRbot: Galuf's Final Act [1G] | Instant | Until end of turn, target creature gets +1/+0 and gains "When this creature dies, put a number of +1/+1 counters equal to its power on up to one target creature."
OldUncleDan: Scurry Oak also ran into that token limit problem.
LoadingReadyRun:
arena token limit is disappointing 
WiJohn: Even in the right colors and right set for limited
TheDevil_Risen: @LoadingReadyRun hilarious in commander IRL tho
Chesul: He caused the game to crash repeatedly with scute swarm.
Leonhart321: See also Herd Baloth
OldUncleDan: 255 does make sense though.
bytecaster: Magic is too powerful, you gotta prevent the Scute Denial of Service
Ranakel: Day[9] will one day answer for his token crimes
TotallyNotaBeholder: I played a commander game this weekend and made about 400 scute swarms on my opponents turn right before mine
Simriel: I thought Graham was gonna say "what if Tifa just gave cloud a Big Pizza"
Reach: "It's Pizza Time." - Tifa Lockhart, in my FF7 coffee shop AU
SteveHeist: I've seen people at like -32000000 because Platinum Angel is a card that exists
Jorsh029: I feel like 255 is still surmountable
raulghoulia: Day 9 started the Thunder Junction mechanic?
Leonhart321: @TotallyNotaBeholder I've hit 4 digits in a precon league
Andymonium: right, like, canonically
TotallyNotaBeholder: @Leonhart321 Nice, did you win?
raulghoulia: who is the non FFX character who would be best at blitzball?
Leonhart321: @TotallyNotaBeholder Killed the table in one swing
TXC2: Shepiroth was low key a good guy
Micalovits: I think you let them have it
AugmentingPath: Sephiroths for Everyone!
bytecaster: I'd sac it
BrowneePointz: the token can flip if it doesn’t exile Paul
Justherefortherewards: Oh god I was thinking it was the -2/-2 Sephiroth, that would've been deadly
TXC2: raulghoulia Fang ?
g0blinslide: thats good
Vampyre_Lord: token copies CAN flip now, since mom
BrowneePointz: that changed with March of the Machine
wiigamer1995: !card sephiroth
LRRbot: Did you mean: Sephiroth, Fallen Hero; Sephiroth, Fabled SOLDIER; Sephiroth, One-Winged Angel; Sephiroth's Intervention; Sephiroth, Planet's Heir
Decaped: hell yeah seven drops
CuteTeaGoat: crystal's chosen oh dear
Mr_Horrible: "my oshi"
TotallyNotaBeholder: @Leonhart321 Excellent
WiJohn: That's firmly math is for blockers territory
bytecaster: Get moogled opponent
Jorsh029: the crystal's Chosen is SO GOOD
wiigamer1995: !card sephiroth, FABLED
LRRbot: Sephiroth, Fabled SOLDIER [2B] (back: Sephiroth, One-Winged Angel) | Legendary Creature — Human Avatar Soldier [3/3] | Whenever Sephiroth enters or attacks, you may sacrifice another creature. If you do, draw a card. / Whenever another creature dies, target opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life. If this is the fourth time this ability has resolved this turn, transform Sephiroth.
IbunWest: -1 is less than 0
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Shurtal: Just won with Water Crystal Mill, i retire as champion of this format
TotallyNotaBeholder: -1 = -10000
Mr_Horrible: wait why is Iron Claw (Death Claw?) up in the corner?
Jorsh029: Crystal's Chosen has felt great to cast whether I've been ahead or behind
AugmentingPath: not as deep as a well, nor as wide as a church door, but will suffice, twill do
Decaped: Prompto was basically Skeeter
public_key_reveal_party: Nailed that timing
TXC2: Mr_Horrible that's what we're fighting as a win counter
thirsty_kitteh: It's a great day for fishing. Hua-ha
Micalovits: Feeesh!
Chesul: Imagine if you had to exactsies your opponent.
BrowneePointz: it go beep beep and ramp
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Mr_Horrible: ah, I understand now
Mr_Horrible: thanks TXC2
TristalMTG: Oh No! Toonces is Driving!
BrightstormRising: Nice day for fishing, ain't it?
Diabore: so i had to step away for about an hour, whos on draft and whos on sealed?
BrowneePointz: I’m no looking forward to picking one up for my Greasefang deck
TristalMTG: I say that for anything that gets in the car. It was Bird a few times at the prerelease.
spinebustertee: the car in 15 is so funny because it's basically on rails like an amusement park ride
TalpTheScot:
TXC2: Diabore Graham is on sealed, Nelson on BO3 draft and Cori on BO1 draft
public_key_reveal_party: So why does the overlay appear to have a boss encounter and/or limit break meter?
Diabore: @TXC2 tyty
Bugberry: yes, ramp
Leonhart321: Ultima? Nice, made a new EDH for him
BrowneePointz: I’m also bummed Vivi is approximately a billion dollars since he’s my fave
wiigamer1995: !card town greeter
LRRbot: Town Greeter [1G] | Creature — Human Citizen [1/1] | When this creature enters, mill four cards. You may put a land card from among them into your hand. If you put a Town card into your hand this way, you gain 2 life.
TristalMTG: pitch reach for sure
TXC2: public_key_reveal_party because it's an FF style random encounter
WiJohn: Nice
Justherefortherewards: Chat are you a land lefty or a land righty
Tom_Bruise: aw come on!
WiJohn: Moogle dance?
Tom_Bruise: suplexed that tonberry into the oblivion dirt
spinebustertee: plex the berry, from the people who brought you bolt the bird
IbunWest:
JKBalch: Land lefty
LordManiMani: I had Tonberry and Cecil in my pool. It was delightful having them
TXC2: Tonberry gonna give it to ya, will probably wait for you though
jadielady:
it is my honor to send @TalpTheScot some money every month to have these emotes 
TristalMTG: I'd do it.
Mai_Andra:
We used to have official FF emotes from an old FFXIV fan festival, but they expired recently. 
BrowneePointz: Real talk: I wonder who’d be the best person to voice Kefka if they did a FF6 remake. who is the right level of Camp but also ABSOLUTELY INSANE
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Mazrae: Wark
public_key_reveal_party: G's library is going to be so streamlined in 10 turns
Dorkmaster Flek: Sabin says absolutely the fuck not. 🤣
Reach: D:
Justherefortherewards: Hey it's the Jite!
Tom_Bruise: Ton' gon' give it to ya, but you'll be waitin' on your own, Ton' gon' deliver to ya, Knock Knock open up the door, it's real, with non-stop *STAB STAB* and stainless steel
TXC2: BrowneePointz two words: Mark Hamil
TheDevil_Risen: hang on, the insommnia is in the set?
tehThane: !card galuf's
LRRbot: Galuf's Final Act [1G] | Instant | Until end of turn, target creature gets +1/+0 and gains "When this creature dies, put a number of +1/+1 counters equal to its power on up to one target creature."
TheDevil_Risen: its 9ft long as far as i recall
LordManiMani: That's absolutely why it has first strike, c'moooon
BrowneePointz: @txc2 man Kefka is a bit more queer coded to me than Hamill’s Joker
TXC2: Tom_Bruise yes!
BrowneePointz: idk*
raulghoulia: galufs final act is so flavorful
BrowneePointz: my phone autocorrected idk to man lol
lamina5432: that card is good with bartz and boko
public_key_reveal_party: Birdarmonicon
WiJohn: Huh, that lightning bolt seems like an okay card
Bugberry: wouldn't the death trigger be doubled?
tsp397: Does Masamune double the counters?
RixtonSnek: the frog monk is here
Mangledpixel: inflate the toad!
BrowneePointz: look at the load on that toad!
BrowneePointz: wait I should think before I type
TalpTheScot: a toad with a sword? thats another beloved snes era JRPG
ExachixKitsune: familial jamilial
Diabore: !card masamune
LRRbot: The Masamune [3] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | As long as equipped creature is attacking, it has first strike and must be blocked if able. / Equipped creature has "If a creature dying causes a triggered ability of this creature or an emblem you own to trigger, that ability triggers an additional time." / Equip {2}
IbunWest: Toadtanic
Justherefortherewards: Damn; if only Graham hadn't mulliganed
Mazrae: Is James nearby because so much land
BrowneePointz: game plz
public_key_reveal_party: G's deck is straight gas now though
CuteTeaGoat: well, a 12/12 toad would not have really helped anyway
TXC2: Giantoad vs Froghemoth: a rivals to lovers story
Justherefortherewards: What set are these specific full art lands from again? I own some but I don't remember
iris_of_ether: I definitely lost some games at the prerelease to the "must be blocked" of the Masamune
EvilBadman: Unhinged, iirc
TheDevil_Risen: o7
TheMerricat:
Graham keeps drawing land, he doesn't need. Yet my landfall dependant deck went the entire match without any more land than what was in my initial hand.
TheDevil_Risen: BEEG BIRB
BrowneePointz: that’s a Swolcobo
BrowneePointz: so Cori’s deck is automatically a 3
Ktolos: Syr Konrad is busted with the blue crystal
BrowneePointz: Kapp
BrowneePointz:
LordManiMani: *sigh* FF might be what finally gets me to learn how Arena currencies work
OldUncleDan: Other cards are not Syr Konrad!
Jorsh029: turns out, even in a new outfit, Syr Konrad still kicks ass
OldUncleDan: Eldraine.
BrowneePointz: Eldraine!
iris_of_ether: Could be 14
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Jack Bross: A monk with a big sword is just Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon
Jasper: James’s
Jasper: Curse
SeismicLawns: XIV has syr in coerthas, no?
iris_of_ether: ^^^
couchboyj: Out there making good press for Moogles
public_key_reveal_party: Maybe they have land walk of some sort
lamina5432: did you know there is a donation theme past just stiltzkin
BrowneePointz: yea Ishgardian Knights in 14
ExachixKitsune: sometimes you play to your outs. Sometimes that's them being hit by a meteor. sometimes that's them giving you their land
BrowneePointz: if Konrad had a French last name he would fit in Ishgard
GredGredmansson: oh hey i won my prerelease with WB so best of luck Nelly
Tom_Bruise: if opp starts activating Stiltzkin, you're either very far behind or very far ahead
GredGredmansson: though I had Aerith instead of Seph, and Zenos instead of Ardyn
Bugberry: Giving stuff in response to removal and giving lands late-game both seem like the most common uses.
corpocracy: I wonder if they clicked the card trying to attack
SeismicLawns: balance on the bonus sheet would've been WILD
TXC2: !addquote (Nelson) [now] By all means, put egg on streamer's face, he's used to it.
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MallyxZero: is this the english version of the expedition 33 expansion?
iris_of_ether:
CuteTeaGoat: #proactivemoogles
Jorsh029: "Maybe I just proactively Moogles" is a hell of a phrase
TXC2: Proactive, probiotic
A_Dub888: Nelson “Proactive Kupo” Saladin
BrowneePointz: Venah!
Diabore: pretty painful before too
BrowneePointz: hi mom!
Tom_Bruise: it does take 7 mana to transform, so you've got time
A_Dub888: *Salahub (thanks autocorrect)
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Tom_Bruise: it transforms into a big stupid indestructible luminarch aspirant
TXC2:
A_Dub888 that is a heck of a typo
GredGredmansson: wait what's that on the top right
BrowneePointz: Mom suplexed a god so hard she shattered the world Nelly
BrowneePointz: we love Mom
TXC2: GredGredmansson A deathclaw, we're fighting it
TalpTheScot: ardyn is mean
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TXC2:
Shepiroth's weakness was books wasn't it?
Justherefortherewards: Scare value is very valuable
CuteTeaGoat: that means you get your fire crystal job
TristalMTG: Delta Bug
Micalovits: More like, DeadClaw, am I right?
GredGredmansson: PYRAMID GUY
dbhkyle: Technically every FF villain was foiled by the timely application of the user interface lol
TalpTheScot: ff6 i think
TXC2: A hedron crab?
cobthegreat: Ff6
EMNetwork: 6
Brozard: Dungeon Man!
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the_phyrexian1999: In the air, to clarify
omdorastrix: [golden saucer music loop plays]
TXC2: iris_of_ether they sure do
raulghoulia: very funny that if you look up final fantasy 6 battle music the top result says ff3 on the snes box art even from a video uploaded 15 years ago
schordash:
the bits, the bits, the pits 🤜 100 100
iris_of_ether:
I love this
A_Dub888: G broke even! He gets to keep his job!
schordash: bits* lmao
GredGredmansson:
206 these are the only bits i currently have
TalpTheScot: wow
GredGredmansson: Minor Spelling Mistake
Justherefortherewards: I understand, but it does make it very daunting as someone who never plays limited to give it a try.
JDMan94:
Bugberry: Disallow
GredGredmansson: i'd argue most counterspells result in Minor Spelling Mistakes
omdorastrix: Stife-gate?
Bugberry: Disallow but cheaper with noncreature instead.
Jorsh029: I feel like that is going to be spent on your Sephiroth emblem in game 2, lol
RatherLargeToad: a +1/+1 counter is about the same threat level as Bahamut, so that tracks
BrowneePointz: Nelly might know Louisoix from the meme!
GredGredmansson: @BrowneePointz yes that is where i got the nickname from
raulghoulia: statistically high amount of moms in this set
GredGredmansson: wilds of eldraine
OldUncleDan: I'd just get that for the art.
GredGredmansson: dunno why they are using the MID token there
OptimusPong: Tifa gave Cloud a "stroke of midnight" is the lore behind that card
Spritz_T: not a thier
Bugberry: Stroke of Midnight was from Wilds of Eldraine, showed the Cinderella equivalent.
EvilBadman: Noctis was splash...neverminf
BrowneePointz: @gredgredmansson ?
Spritz_T: *thief
TalpTheScot: I got 4 memories of nibelhiem over 3 prereleases
JKBalch: Has Graham taken Amazonian's Final Fantasy quiz?
GredGredmansson: @OptimusPong "curse you young cloud we both know we weren't looking at her eyes"
GredGredmansson: @BrowneePointz Minor Spelling Mistake? I assume that's the Meme you were referring to
TheDevil_Risen: Blitzball x Swapball
spicyFerret_: Blitzball.
TheDevil_Risen:
please
BrowneePointz: @gredgredmansson I meant what nickname
OptimusPong: If you have Sephiroth's intervention and enemy has an Aerith, do you have to cast it on her?
TXC2: OptimusPong legally yes
Micalovits: Yes
CuteTeaGoat: Blitzball: Get ball. Pass ball to Tidus. Jecht Shot. Get ball. Hide in own goal until time expires.
GredGredmansson: @OptimusPong my opponent did just that at prerelease. or at least tried to, I sacrificed her to an Ahriman in response
Spell Artificer: Deon Wall the card tyoe is the name the cardtyme is the name
OptimusPong: @GredGredmansson you fouled
GredGredmansson: LOTS of people misread Vincent's Limit Break
GredGredmansson: Me. I'm lots of people.
GredGredmansson: insert popular horror monster here
Leonhart321: He's a Hammer Horror Movie star
BrowneePointz: specifically he’s kind of a Behemoth Werewolf
GredGredmansson: Death Gigas
Luna_TheOtter: ooh Shantotto
GredGredmansson: Hellmasker
Unas84: are there judges present in chat? I've got a question about [[tellah, great sage]] 's effect
Tom_Bruise: but what's the deal with him becoming Jacheal Myhees?
GredGredmansson: its in the ability words
BrowneePointz: yea his LB sucks in 7
raulghoulia: it is the attack
A_Dub888: !card tellah
LRRbot: Tellah, Great Sage [3UR] | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [3/3] | Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, create a 1/1 colorless Hero creature token. If four or more mana was spent to cast that spell, draw two cards. If eight or more mana was spent to cast that spell, sacrifice Tellah and it deals that much damage to each opponent.
doubleo21: gigadunk is one of the attacks
Chaotically_Random: Looking Forward to seeing that in the FFVII part 3
Blip2004: they do like to use "giga" for a lot of stuff in some of the games
GredGredmansson: > Gigadunk is a Limit used by Vincent while in Death Gigas form. It deals physical damage to one enemy equal to 3.125 times normal damage.
EvilBadman: It is the name of Vincent's break, while in Death Gigas
BrowneePointz: I’m excited for Vincent as a playable character in 7 part 3 though Graham. cuz with the combat in that series? Vincent is gonna be RAD
Mangledpixel: Giga Dunk is the name of the Limit Break that turns him into Death Gigas, yeh
Mangledpixel: ギガダンク, Giga Danku
GredGredmansson: i'd argue the 6 partner cards are a case for tht
BrowneePointz: like the FF14 Expansion posters are incredible, but make NO sense for the cards they used them on @loadingreadyrun
Jepardil: @BrowneePointz Well, apart from the Farseek
ukuleleturtle: I've been getting nonstop dumpstered in this format. the bombs in this are potent, even at uncommon
Snowwraith: We love to landcycle.
A_Dub888: Did you know Atraxa is on the bonus sheet? I didn't until my prerelease where it negated all my attacks
GredGredmansson: lets smoke this opponent
sadboijamz: stay with meeeeeeee
TXC2: "2 packs a day? I'm on 2 LIGHTERS a day!"
BrowneePointz: damn if that was in paper you would be lucky
Gekyouryuu: I got a foil of that Rhystic Study on Friday from my first collector booster
BrowneePointz: @gekyouryuu luck sack
GredGredmansson: and it STABS you
Micalovits: If only Rhystic Study wasn't bad in 1v1 xD
BrowneePointz: your pack paid for itself Gek XD
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Gekyouryuu: @browneepointz that pack also had a normal foil of the alt art for the commander deck Y'shtola. It was a VERY lucky pack
TXC2:
Micalovits counterpoint, it should be banned in brawl
JDMan94: SURE IS
Pontus Hallén: Noulith translates (loosely) to Mind (or thought) Stone
Joshua Stephen Kartes: Hello, LRR! So I heard through the grapevine that you're doing some sort of Collector Booster limited event coming up. What exactly will it be, and when? I want to watch all the spicy.
Syntheticuh: gigadunk is death gigas limit
Sarah: @Joshua Stephen Kartes That's this week's Friday Night Paper Fight on Twitch, Thursday at 4pm PDT
Sarah: The vod will also go up on YouTube as usual
Joshua Stephen Kartes: Sweet! Thanks!
Spell Artificer: Thanks to the bonus sheet we now have partner commanders for brawl
Sarah: it's there in the name 😅
Simriel: Friday: Thursday edition
GredGredmansson: i like Locke here
LibraryWitchKei: I like that thanks to the Assassin's Creed set, they had to go with Excalibur 2 instead of Exalibur for this set.
LurkerSpine: !card golbez
LRRbot: Golbez, Crystal Collector [UB] | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [1/4] | Whenever an artifact you control enters, surveil 1. / At the beginning of your end step, if you control four or more artifacts, return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. Then if you control eight or more artifacts, each opponent loses life equal to that card's power.
EvilBadman: @LibraryWitchKei ff9 has two excaliburs
LibraryWitchKei: @EvilBadman Oh both of them are in there?
raulghoulia: Kefka's Tower being Bolas' Citadel feels flavorful
BrowneePointz: @evilbadman Kei means they can’t use Excalibur for FF
couchboyj: Dies to Suplex
TXC2: FF9 has two Excaliburs? does their mom know about this?
BrowneePointz: cuz Excal is in Ass Creed set @evilbadman
BrowneePointz: I’m manifesting a world where we get a FF Dice Friends and Graham plays a Tonberry
EvilBadman: @BrowneePointz I am aware. But Excal 2 is the better one in ff9 so it works out
LibraryWitchKei: @EvilBadman If Excalibur was so good, etc etc
WiJohn: You could double bloakc with the death touchers
TXC2: Shopkeeper Keeper! bring me your strongest shopkeeper!
WiJohn: block even
DadlyPuns: blocking with both deathtouchers would kill him
LordManiMani:
@txc2
BrowneePointz: The Emperor’s New Clothes. Unfortunately those Clothes are a pair of Genji Gloves
couchboyj: The least know sequel to the Emporer's New Grooze. Kronk has Trample was much better.
chumpXL: do you think you could successfully fake your own death?
Brozard: from the makers of Muscle Touch
EvilBadman: @LibraryWitchKei Yeah, hilariously, you can only get exacl 2 by speed running to the end of ff9 in 12 hours
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TXC2: !plan
LRRbot: What are those???
Barb4rian: Menache Chobokobo
DAC169:
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GredGredmansson: after just starting a sidequest
TXC2: !break
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A_Dub888 casts Haste on commmercial break
raulghoulia: the bonus sheet partner cards are hilarious. you can have Tidus and Clive as your commanders
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Is anyone else having the problem of not being an FF fan and struggling to make it through the new set. I feel like I'm being forced to read an acquaintance's fan fic in order to play magic.
Decaped: Aerith with a steel chair as a pro tour promo has to be the greatest confluence of incidental self-reference.
Barb4rian: @thedepthandbreadthofseth Yeah, I feel you there
Juliamon: thedepthandbreadthofseth That's part of why the UB-in-standard was so controversial
GredGredmansson: i guess that depends on how closely you follow Magic's own story
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EvilBadman: @GredGredmansson that kinda illustrates the opposite. I'm not following magic story closely anymore so all the cards lore is tertiary.
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thedepthandbreadthofseth: Not super closely, @GredGredmansson , but I tend to try to interpret the cards in some context to one another automatically. And that is just laborious here.
TXC2: thedepthandbreadthofseth do you think that's because it's FF, or that it's SIXTEEN FFs ?
raulghoulia: my brain translated UB to dimir every time
pleonasticTautology: good morning!
Juliamon: GLURP
TXC2: raulghoulia same
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @TXC2 yes
TXC2: hello pleonasticTautology welcome
Anubis169:
morning pleonasticTautology 
pleonasticTautology:
TXC2: LRRmans into new PiF into Glurp, big week coming up
pleonasticTautology: hopefully by the end of this week, or early next, i'll be able to start streaming :3c
BrowneePointz: Eyy Grats Pleo. just remember to keep at it. early numbers can be mega disheartening
TXC2: and we're back
Andrew Butter: im trying to draft five colour jodah
Smurfomancer: Cute that the little monster is still visible in the corner. He wants to see the ads and jam to the tunes too!
Lady Miko【Indie EN】: First draft I have gotten a Bob and a Muldrotha, this feels good
aceviru: bob revealing muldrotha is going to feel amazing
OVERKiLL!: logging in right now. i got some glod to burn 🪙🔥
OVERKiLL!: downloading ...
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @pleonasticTautology have I recently complimented you on the quality of your user name? also, I want you to know I think it is a good way to refer to yourself.
pleonasticTautology:
@BrowneePointz thank you! yeah, i'm mostly streaming to go through my game backlog
freshmaker__: yesss i beat someone with Sin. All is right.. or I guess wrong? with the world lol.
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A_Dub888: @TXC2 when I first read this I thought the new PiF was going to be Glurp
TXC2:
as we talked on MoC, having 3 viewers on Twitch puts you in the top 90% or something
pleonasticTautology: @thedepthandbreadthofseth thanks! it's my/our chumhandle (there are 13 knuckleheads in this head :P)
GredGredmansson: we can cast konrad on curve now
pleonasticTautology: hi graham, hi nelly, hi cori!
Justherefortherewards: @pleonasticTautology That makes the name even better tbh
TXC2:
A_Dub888 that would be a messed up PiF, actually getting good at Glurp
Snowwraith: Some times you need to shoot a Diamond Weapon.
BrowneePointz: wait a second, I just remembered there’s a FF14 ttrpg. we LITERALLY could get a dice friends of Graham playing a Tonberry!
lightfut: I got thundagad on my jumbo cactuar more than once this weekend
DadlyPuns: sometimes they have a Jumbo Cactuar or whatever...
MusicMagic:
Hey Nelson — Did you judge a local prerelease? If so, how many times did you have to explain how Vincent's Limit Break works? 
Heh.
A_Dub888: upside, no one's going to have creatures for a few turns
A_Dub888: oh hey a creature
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Nibbleheim is a fantastic name for a place, though it does sound like discworld to me.
pleonasticTautology:
@Justherefortherewards
pleonasticTautology: @thedepthandbreadthofseth it's specifically "nibelheim", i think in reference to norse stuff?
A_Dub888: As is Daddyolus
thedepthandbreadthofseth: dang. Iike mine better.
pleonasticTautology: hehe
BrowneePointz: Nibelheim is the realm of the Dwarves
pleonasticTautology: @BrowneePointz thank you!
freshmaker__: me? thundaga
GredGredmansson: bolt the balth
thedepthandbreadthofseth: 'Nibble'-heim is the realm of the mice, I think.
A_Dub888: It's the Leading Man!
Travilogue: do we still have the Fran command in the system?
pleonasticTautology: omg.
pleonasticTautology: they had it!
TXC2: oofa doofa
OldUncleDan: The real stars of FF-12.
pleonasticTautology: demon wall!!!!
pleonasticTautology: !card demon wall
LRRbot: Demon Wall [1B] | Artifact Creature — Demon Wall [3/3] | Defender / Menace / As long as this creature has a counter on it, it can attack as though it didn't have defender. / {5}{B}: Put two +1/+1 counters on this creature.
Juliamon: !fran
Juliamon: Nope
pleonasticTautology: demon wall, demon wall, and...demon wall.
LibraryWitchKei: Time to summon the girlfriend Ifrit
CuteTeaGoat: do you have things you want to discard with ifrit
BrowneePointz: so for Graham, Gideon Emery ALSO voices Urianger in 14z
TXC2: !flan
raulghoulia: I miss the Fran command also marquis
BrowneePointz: 14*
TXC2: still have that one at least
freshmaker__: I know its in other games, but from personal experience, i think if you play the demon wall it should kill all ff12 creatures immediately like city in a bottle
pleonasticTautology: lmao
Juliamon: well, a good flan recipe is eternal
TXC2: indeed
pleonasticTautology: our nesting partner really wants the demon wall to be a flip card into... the same demon wall
OVERKiLL!: cool free sleeve
Daniel Hamilton: I just opened uo 2 packs today of FF
pleonasticTautology: because of great gubal library lmao
ThrinagaBattleheart:
Hello LRR friends
GredGredmansson: Ok so which one is Baltheir and which is Fran
ThrinagaBattleheart: Did a pre-release yesterday and got bodied but had a fun time
thedepthandbreadthofseth: !advice
pleonasticTautology: hi thrinaga!
Pywodwagon: the leading man never *really* dies
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TXC2: GredGredmansson Fran is the tall bunny lady
GredGredmansson: @TXC2 i meant between the two legendary cards
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LibraryWitchKei:
@GredGredmansson It's Balthier /and/ Fran, not /or/.
GredGredmansson:
@LibraryWitchKei but they had two copies of the card
Rylical: Ooof the YouTube stream died on my end so here I am
MusicMagic: Delta Beetle so close to deadzies!
A_Dub888: @GredGredmansson one of them was fafmran (or what ever Balthier's birthname is)
GredGredmansson: yall are taking my question WAY to seriously
LoadingReadyRun: @Rylical looks to still be broadcasting on my end
WiJohn: Haste magic?
OldUncleDan: Cast Embercleave?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: !advice
LRRbot: Make amazing things.
EvilBadman: @Rylical I'm watching on yt and in twitch chat no issue
TXC2: in this economy Lrrbot?
ThrinagaBattleheart: But first, the movie The Wizard
GredGredmansson: i feel like a self destructing Malboro isn't a good time for ANYONE
A_Dub888:
@GredGredmansson Final Fantasy is serious business kupo 
WiJohn: Baron?
MrPipboy3000: And now those treasures drain ...
BrowneePointz: if we sac sac aflame they just die
BrowneePointz: right?
Marvoleath: could have attacked with 0/1, maybe they would block and it would be lethal
Marvoleath: with treasures
couchboyj: Dome going self destruct Giant Cactuars are a thing in this limited environment
GredGredmansson: do THEY have bolt
GredGredmansson: so no
Skye_Stryke: If black mage dies to this they just lose right?
Bugberry: Treasure drains them too right?
A_Dub888: !card al bhed
LRRbot: Al Bhed Salvagers [2B] | Creature — Human Artificer Warrior [2/3] | Whenever this creature or another creature or artifact you control dies, target opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
EvilBadman: chump, sac your treasures
Zblaster: you can just kill them before their turn treasures deal damage
GredGredmansson: right you can sac your treasures
EvilBadman: Ayyyy
ThirdFloorDraft: Money Fight!
ThrinagaBattleheart: WOO
GredGredmansson:
MrPipboy3000: Not Money Fight ... Gil Toss
CuteTeaGoat: Give me an elixir!
Pywodwagon: give it an elixir
GredGredmansson: !card Magic Pot
LRRbot: Magic Pot [3] | Artifact Creature — Goblin Construct [1/4] | When this creature dies, create a Treasure token. / {2}, {T}: Exile target card from a graveyard.
pleonasticTautology: gimme an elixir!
OldUncleDan: Is that the Graham 8-bit Avatar? Cause it looks more like James to me.
WiJohn: Now it's a money fight!
Zblaster: I just drafted RB myself, did Graham get a Kuja? I've found he's a real bully in draft
Feriority: Your party is all warriors? Where's the white mage? The black mage?
TXC2:
vs 
MAPBoardgames: You come across a goblin trapped in a jar...
pleonasticTautology: i mean if it's ff14, you can clear anything with a full party of warriors
TXC2: Paul is using the correct emote for G
pleonasticTautology: nascent flash, fell cleave, fell cleave, fell cleave...
OldUncleDan: @TXC2 There we are! The comparison helps alot.
A_Dub888: Luhknydimydeuhc K! (Congratulations G in Al Bhed)
TXC2: OldUncleDan no worries
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Elypants: Just want to say Paul is a flavor genius
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A_Dub888: how many times can you attack a Magic Pot before it gets ticked and pisses off?
Zblaster: The price of freedom is steep kupo; looks like it's time for the moogle to get Zack's Counters
GredGredmansson: it'lll have lifelink too
WiJohn: Sac Zack maybe?
Wiliart: will the creature from their graveyard make you lose a life when it enters?
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Skye_Stryke: They'll stun down the token if you don't attack so you won't get the life gain.
Anubis169: pull up a chair, enjoy the fantasy!
g0blinslide: I think thats the winning line
GredGredmansson:
g0blinslide: attacking i meant
Skye_Stryke: This is just dead on board right?
TehAmelie: are we winning, fam?
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aceviru: nice
TXC2: TehAmelie not this game, but we have won many others
pleonasticTautology: whoa, yoshi-p's in play
Badchop: GET that bag.
BrowneePointz: flip! that! Jilllll!!!
freshmaker__: more like the DORKness crystal
Justherefortherewards: I'm playing some rn, and oh my goodness Vivi can ramp up fast
GredGredmansson: I think that was lethal with full swing
TehAmelie: it's more of a conversational question. . .
BrowneePointz: if they untapped and cast Ultima I’m sorry but I would’ve laughed out loud Cori
WiJohn: Well, at least it's bigger
BrowneePointz: THEY HAVE THE MELD!
GredGredmansson: oh not returning Fang
bytecaster: But I wanted to see the meld
A_Dub888:
famb ( 
)
GredGredmansson: they had Meld cards in Brothers War
bytecaster: Brothers War had melds
BrowneePointz: I would’ve got the Fang cuz I’m not a coward
TXC2: I feel like we've had a meld on stream
bytecaster: I have built a Titania meld deck, and it isn't that impressive
bytecaster: Oh no, not our Sabotender, they did so much for us!
BrowneePointz: Wow Graham murdered both lesbians during Pride
BrowneePointz: rude
alchemistsavant: Sorry, I fed it an elixir to compensate.
Pywodwagon: ride ze shoopuff?
A_Dub888: Shoopuf launchin'?
GredGredmansson: hey you guys wanna know what's annoying as hell?
control_rig: Magic Pot used Elixir *blililing*
GredGredmansson: T2 Tifa Lockhart into T3 Shoopuf plus a land drop
bytecaster: I could see that Chandra making some Pizza with Cloud!
TehAmelie: @BrowneePointz really it's progress when lesbians can be murdered by a cis guy without special treatment
TXC2: GredGredmansson I believe you
WiJohn: Keep doing it, they'll mill out eventualy!
GredGredmansson: beedle deedle deedle deedle
pleonasticTautology: tell me, graham
Underachiever28: I pulled 3 of those in my prerelease. Good card
pleonasticTautology: do you believe in the omenpaths
A_Dub888: oh heck, Titan's chapter 2 + Shoopuf landfall
Ahren Starr: 99 problems and Trample is number 1
Jasper: Good to see you here OVERKiLL!
Ahren Starr: sadly, I have to give up on MTG when they started printing full novels on the cards. Eyes just can't keep up with the reading demands. and I can't memorize 350 new cards every 2 months like Wheeler
TehAmelie: "i was robbed by two men"
pleonasticTautology:
loporrits
pleonasticTautology:
terrans
A_Dub888: *cough FFIV cough*
Bugberry: Granblue has a lot of Moon stuff, fitting for it's FF influences.
frnknstn: "stuff coming from space to cause trouble" is a common theme
SeismicLawns: graham learning about endwalker it seems
Jaqspur: hey wait a minute, don't *you guys* live on the moon?
Justherefortherewards: Wait, what's the difference between FF Sealed, and Traditional FF Sealed
pleonasticTautology: @Jaqspur they live *in* the moon
Bugberry: A recent Granblue event revealed it's version of Bahamut came from the moon.
TehAmelie: under the moon's surface, orbiting
TXC2: Justherefortherewards trad is best of 3
alchemistsavant: number of matches played, traditional is-yeah
BrowneePointz: oh yea old Man Noctis
bytecaster: "The New Exdeath: Now with Trample"
pleonasticTautology: i mean.
OldUncleDan: Neo-Ex-Death is still gonna kill it for ya!
pleonasticTautology:
yeah
pleonasticTautology: be a dark knight
alchemistsavant: Exdeath transforms and all that changes is he gets a pair of sunglasses and you're screwed
pleonasticTautology: nothing bad will happen if you become a dark knight
pleonasticTautology: you definitely won't get at least two headmates
A_Dub888: All according to keikaku
BrowneePointz: Nouliths are fun Graham. in ff14 Sages heal with the power of knowledge and these 4 guns they just found
TXC2: Green privilege
bytecaster: And why are all my creatures just little guys?
Tom_Bruise: Dear opponent, you're being super rude with your trample right now
TehAmelie: why huge AND trample? like we could deal with one or the other
GredGredmansson: that's a sentence and a half
bytecaster: Shoopuf only big, no trample
BrowneePointz: Golbez totally would’ve burned down Nibelheim
Leonhart321: Sephiroth: Seems like my kind of guy
GredGredmansson: GREATSWORD LETHAL
bytecaster: Cori, I think the have it
WiJohn: Die to the dark knights sword!
alchemistsavant: go out on your own terms!
Seraphimpact: Equip Greatsword to send a message
g0blinslide: Do it!
Micalovits: What if yes
TXC2: heck of a type line on this hero
Barb4rian: Best TTC
TheDevil_Risen: loll
GredGredmansson: this is what happens if you try to dual wield 3 weapons in FFXIV
A_Dub888: FFIV opens with Golbez indirectly ordering Cecil to unwittingly unleash a horde of Bombs on a village, so setting fire to Nibleheim would've made sense
WiJohn: Does that count as a win for Cory? She did deal lethal
alchemistsavant: noctis v ardyn, it's really ffxv
WiJohn: That was a chunky black mage
GredGredmansson: do we flashit back just for the draw
TXC2: WH40K Ahriman would burn down Nibblehiem
BrowneePointz: yes
CuteTeaGoat: yeah
Micalovits: Yes
alchemistsavant: you get the treasure from mark too
EOstby: And get another treasure.
WiJohn: 7 mana draw four kill one is decenet
Mindfire13: Its funny, so yes
Seraphimpact: worth
BrowneePointz: we get yiazmat too
DAC169: here? I'd say so
ArcOfTheConclave: unimaginably worth
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Mr_Horrible: eat it, Nibelheim
QuantumTwitch: draw 4 seems powerfull
Jasper: I haven’t played for about 10 years but find the game still compelling to watch (when played by these people)
Lasciel Woodburne: going with...they got to 7 mana
Smurfomancer: My frequent complaint as a blue player
Phoenix of Melior: I stopped playing when UBs started showing up (am not personally a fan) but I like the highlander gang and this set is pretty
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Edgar (odium_chlorite): ah, Nelly having a lore accurate match
Lasciel Woodburne: that seems great graham
A_Dub888: Yiazmat's here, see everyone in 5 days when it's at half health
wedge_x: is that like riding the walrus
GredGredmansson: ooh salvagers
Tar_Veldig: Managed to build a mono-black draft deck with 4 Zodriaks because no one wanted a 5 black pip legendary
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A_Dub888: SHOOPUF LAUNCHI- nvm
g0blinslide: wow the concession there
DAC169:
Tar_Veldig: nice
BrowneePointz: they were topdecking
dbhkyle: We love Gluten Free Ifrit
BrowneePointz: so it makes sense
Mr_Horrible: Opponent: "This must be one of those 'Supposed To Lose' fights..."
TehAmelie: suddenly, win
BrowneePointz: you blanked like 5 of their turns
WiJohn: Killed their Shoopuf so hard they tilted off the face of the earth
TXC2:
conceded at 18? was I playing somehow?
GredGredmansson: FFXV Bad Ending
BrowneePointz: now we have infinite life
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TehAmelie: to be fair you'd probably kill any shoopuf handler if you killed ther shoopuf
Tar_Veldig: Darkness crystal is so good (to have)
TXC2: "strange game, Magic the Gathering, how about a nice game of chess instead?"
pleonasticTautology: UNLEASH
pleonasticTautology: ULTIMA!!!!!
CuteTeaGoat:
limit break
Micalovits: Kills the crystal!
g0blinslide: no it destroys the crystal too
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GredGredmansson: but the crystal is an artifact
Seraphimpact: SUCH DEVASTATION
A_Dub888: also the Darkness Crysyal shatters
MrPipboy3000: Its an artifact, so its gone too
BrowneePointz: SUCH DEVASTATION!
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WiJohn: Maybe this is good for Nelson
Micalovits: No
TXC2: frnknstn LRRHEART
azidbern95: maybe?
SeismicLawns: no, it doesn't work
g0blinslide: it doesnt work
azidbern95: try it?
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Micalovits: Since it ends the turn
Cyberegg: no exile will happen
TXC2:
GredGredmansson: I think they'd still get exiled
RixtonSnek: woah
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Pywodwagon: nelly stop having questions about this card
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Mr_Horrible: me, watching the new GDT movie: "Thank you, Frankenstein"
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Tar_Veldig: Frankenstein, certainly not the monster
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TehAmelie: meanwhile, i started playing FF12 but even while watching Graham's stream of it it's hard to know what to do
GredGredmansson: Zenos LOVES this Moogle
LurkerSpine:
100
Mr_Horrible: damn, Zenos is desperate, befriending a moogle
alchemistsavant: ah yes, my only friend, some random moogle
BrowneePointz: omg Zenos picking a moogle
Cyberegg: it's the same way creaturs will see others die
BrowneePointz: is HILARIOUS
Timothy5509: Good afternoon
alchemistsavant: vincent's limit break for a cheeky 7 damage out of nowhere could be funny
TXC2: hello Timothy5509 welcome
Cyberegg: Limit break makes it a 7/2
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Seraphimpact: Eyup
alchemistsavant: Ultima counters Sephiroth, which is kinda funny
Mr_Horrible: time stop
couchboyj: Correct, clears the stack
Mr_Horrible: iirc
Smurfomancer: Look, sometimes a wrath is just single target removal
Edgar (odium_chlorite): your creatures are exiled
Jasper: 20 gift subs!
BrowneePointz: Time Stop
Mr_Horrible: from kamigawa
SylHar: sundial ?
Bugberry: !card Time Stop
LRRbot: Time Stop [4UU] | Instant | End the turn.
BrowneePointz: Sundial of the Infinite
Mr_Horrible: there's the sundial artifact that can end *your* turn
Mr_Horrible: but it was a core set card so it had all the reminder text, yeah
BrowneePointz: it had massive rules text in the reminder yea
pleonasticTautology: NICE
g0blinslide: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
alchemistsavant: WHOO
Seraphimpact: Noic
Mr_Horrible:
nice job, Nelly 
phoenixfeather14: GG!
DAC169:
Tar_Veldig: Lets go!!!
TheDevil_Risen:
chrisvonclause: Time stop also had a big long rules text. Unless you had the foil one which just had the three words. It looked pretty cool.
alchemistsavant: I think they ended up screwing themselves by casting ultima, it feels like? the darkness crystal just locked everything down and they got rid of it. kinda weird.
TXC2: Time stop is in Foundations with a bunch of reminder text
frnknstn: This set has taught me I shouldplay FF9 again because I find all those cards interesting
Micalovits: 2 mins also isn't a lot to figure it out
BrowneePointz: everyone should play ff9. it’s just very, very good
alchemistsavant: catch a fish with hunt the mark is kinda cute if you have the former finished and the latter not
pleonasticTautology: i plan on playing all the non-mmo numbered final fantasies in order, soon
pleonasticTautology: (s'what i have on my switch 2)
ThrinagaBattleheart:
@TXC2 To be fair, "end the turn" is an intuitive concept with a LOT of rules baggage 
lightfut: Truly once again, hello darkness my old friend
Tar_Veldig: I just started FF1 as my first FF and I defintely get the hype
TXC2: ThrinagaBattleheart oh indeed
A_Dub888: !card dark crystal
LRRbot: The Darkness Crystal [2BB] | Legendary Artifact | Black spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. / If a nontoken creature an opponent controls would die, instead exile it and you gain 2 life. / {4}{B}{B}, {T}: Put target creature card exiled with The Darkness Crystal onto the battlefield tapped under your control with two additional +1/+1 counters on it.
BrowneePointz: yea it’s kind of easy to forget how foundational FF is to rpgs and gaming/modern fantasy in general
ThrinagaBattleheart:
For my pre-release pool yesterday, I had Emet-Selch, Ascian/K'rrik, Son of Yawgmoth and The Earth Crystal. Didn't actually get that to work
ThrinagaBattleheart: I was very sad to not have double +1/+1's for our weasel-man Emet
TXC2: BrowneePointz FF and Dragon's dogma more or less defined the JRPG genre
gnomebot1: hey guys, I just won 2 in a row with Summon: Paladins of Round. Broken!!!!
ThrinagaBattleheart: YUP, Summon: Knights of Round is pretty good
A_Dub888: Destroying the crystal would also be flavorful
ThrinagaBattleheart: I had one too but the rest of my white pile wasn't as good, I thought. I probably should've run it though
BrowneePointz: KotR DO be powerful
LoadingReadyRun:
it does feel a little unintuitive that "end of turn" effects *don't* fire if you end the turn with an effect 
NazTMann: @TXC2 Dragon's Dogma is a new-ish action RPG series series? Do you mean Dragon's Quest?
omdorastrix: Jump Shivam?
TXC2:
NazTMann yes, yes I do
Micalovits: Now just cast their ultima!.. Somehow
BrowneePointz: yea DQ and FF and Wizardy
ThrinagaBattleheart:
Anyway yeah, pre-release was fun, even if both the first two rounds were 0-2 curbstomps
MrPipboy3000: they still might play Ultima precombat nbext turn ...
Micalovits: They have it in their yard sadly
A_Dub888: Laliho
lightfut: Giott with blitzball side quest is a beating
omdorastrix: By Pinkie Pie
nick216317: Hello, all
TXC2: hello nick216317 welcome
OldUncleDan: I figured they would have had Yuffie be Ragavan.
wamic:
gnomebot1: Yowtch!!!!
TXC2:
OldUncleDan instead they made her Yuriko, the broken ninja commander
Tom_Bruise: yeah, that's just "No shut up, game's over, go home"
iris_of_ether: I definitely lost to the Summoner's Grimoire at the prerelease as well
frnknstn: RIP'd Aerith?
BrowneePointz: til the day….
TXC2: Aerith, the woman who could see through Cloud like a window...
creasehearst: another way to deal 10k damage with the jumbo cactua
creasehearst: cactuar*
alchemistsavant: i love zidane staring at us from your deckbox
A_Dub888:
omdorastrix: Good Drafternoon
pleonasticTautology: @TXC2 "hey cloud did you know you're a girl"
Micalovits: Yeees, goood... Means that the goblin stays for longer!
OldUncleDan: I have been watching Kethleen's playthrough of FFX. (Kathleen Saves the World) I had forgotten how much she absolutely HATES FFX-2.
CuteTeaGoat: that magic pot's tough. full party wipe
iris_of_ether: Amazing
alchemistsavant: firion making double heroes is kinda cool...
BrowneePointz: Marquis de Sal would be fun as well
BrowneePointz: oh yea bit of a random aside, but it’s kinda sick yall are doing previews for the new League of Legends card game yall!
Pywodwagon: thats not very rpg protag of you
TXC2:
you sleep? bougie
Pywodwagon: gotta sleep on top of the covers fully clothed
A_Dub888: All of the moogles kupo
iris_of_ether:
Have an elixir 
500
BrowneePointz: the rw commander moogle cares about moogles and Great King Moogle Mog
bytecaster: It's all part of the magic!
couchboyj: Haste Magic on Vivi is good fun
BrowneePointz: also Paul would absolutely LOVE the King Moogle Mog fight theme
TXC2: Haste magic could have been an enchantment
Mindfire13: An Expedite reprint for Haste Magic could have worked
Voidhawk42: New storyline: Aerith suicide bombs Sephiroth
OVERKiLL!: dirted out by knights of round, round one opponent at 9
A_Dub888: Nelly speak beaver
pleonasticTautology: i still love that bob is an ascian
Mindfire13: !card Expidite
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
pleonasticTautology: bob being an ascian is SO good
Mindfire13: !card Expedite
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bytecaster: I don't follow sports, so I rarely care about the Blitzball
Xed_Regulus: @A_Dub888 Most Canadians are bilingual. We need to learn to speak Beaver, Moose or Goose.
frnknstn: nobody cares about blitzball
BrowneePointz: Phantom Train, the party cries while Sabin comes to bring the Pain. Phantom Traaaaaain.
pleonasticTautology: @BrowneePointz A+
CuteTeaGoat: you are lacking equipment
BrowneePointz: she DOES have Aerith
A_Dub888: @BrowneePointz "Next stop: SUPLEX CITY" - Sabin probably
pleonasticTautology: you can only play excalibur ii if you draw it in your first 12 turns
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reptile___: but I had _more_ fantasies after this one....
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pipshardfour: the rare bird is blue
TheDevil_Risen: oo Hecteyes!
Leonhart321: I got gifted all the Blue Black in my recent draft, scrubbed 0-3 in the first
alchemistsavant: It's the autocrossbow! I wanna say Edgar has it too
BrowneePointz: EYYY Vivi’s shitty younger brother!
Pywodwagon: newer if you mean like 2015
Luna_TheOtter: uhh not really, about 4 expansions old
Judders__: Newer if you mean 10 years ago
SolarBlitz1: "New" in that it's 4 expansions back yeah
Bugberry: Basically Chandra's Ignition with Flashback?
LoadingReadyRun: autocrossbow is the best
BrowneePointz: Estuans interius Ira Vehementi! SEPHIROTH!
Micalovits: Immediate flashback to the FNPF and Wheeler murdering everyone
pipshardfour: it could be fun
alchemistsavant: Chandra's Ignition with flashback AND card draw on the second cast, very fun
couchboyj: What does Cori's shop sell anyway? If its Steelcutters that shopkeeper had it coming.
TheBearBee: I actually involuntary did they sephiroth chant the moment I heard Cori say sephiroth
SolarBlitz1: It's Top Trumps
gnomebot1: I'm going to try triple triad in a koth brawl deck.
KynElwynn: Heavensward.. not.. that new
Kearit: samurai is newer :D
Lady Miko【Indie EN】: Heavensward was 2015 IIRC? Samurai is like two years newer
OVERKiLL!: Round 2, Self Destruct + Jumbo Cactuar for the Win 🌵💥
alchemistsavant:
Triple Triad goes right into Hugs
lamina5432: what was the old mechanic that played war with mana costs
Gekyouryuu: To the tune of Mayonaka no Door: "Black Waltz THREE~~~~"
Mindfire13: It can get you a free land drop. It says play, not cast
xerjen: It just won my opponent the game. I also was totally mana screwed, but that probably had nothing to do with it
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LordManiMani: @lamina5432 Clash?
BrowneePointz: *chants* Veni veni venias, in memori facias *wailing in the background* gloriosa! generosa!!!
Emocakes: Triple Triad is going straight into my Intet the Dreamer deck
alchemistsavant: Gaelicat is a messed up limited card, tbh
CuteTeaGoat: how Gaelic can that cat possibly be
lamina5432: @LordManiMani thx
v_nome: So what is the Magic Pot about?
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Voidhawk42: My friend at pre release fought and opponent with THREE Triple Triads. It was silly and very good
pleonasticTautology: airship crash IS great removal
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mox_cubit_zirconium: Magic Pot go away!
pleonasticTautology: imo
TehAmelie: dink't
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lamina5432: so the triple triad is clash and if you win cast both if you lose only cast yours
v_nome: I see now! lol
Badchop: dinkn't
MillerDark: Mr. Bahamut, the second airship has crashed
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Gekyouryuu: "Do I want two airship crashes?" I dunno, how good's your insurance?
Zombie_Spacer: Woooo
JKBalch: Just got an absolute The Water Crystal mill win.
GredGredmansson: ooof the magic pixel
BrowneePointz: I still find it funny the land effect on Zell is referencing his dumb limit break where he runs around the world to punch you
bytecaster: Why read cards if you can win without it though?
LurkerSpine:
100
LurkerSpine: lmao
mox_cubit_zirconium: Since there's no Tactics in the set, building Kenrith with all the 'Job Select' stuff and Cloud and Aerith in cameos for a nice flavor Commander deck
BrowneePointz: LOOK AT THOSE SLEEVES
pleonasticTautology: oh cori there are so many worse dads just in final fantasy
Mr_Mooky: Using a Cloud avatar when there is a Kefka one available? Insanity
JKBalch:
100
bytecaster: @pleonasticTautology But Jecht is a Blitzball player, so that makes him worse by default
Anonymousless:
1000
pleonasticTautology: @bytecaster [hans moleman voice] *i* like blitzball
BrowneePointz: Cori isn’t the clown, that’d be Ian @mr_mooky
bytecaster: But what if I can't do it?!?
Bugberry:
100
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Micalovits: G being a Good Boi
frnknstn: Woooo!
TXC2:
alchemistsavant: The couch has been dropped on the pot
couchboyj: Gotta hit the magic pot
bytecaster: The beaver!
frnknstn: @couchboyj gratz
TheDevil_Risen: oh lord
mox_cubit_zirconium: Beg pardon?
BrowneePointz: no it’s a NUTKIN!
RixtonSnek: That's nuts
TheDevil_Risen: nice NutKin
azidbern95: how bout deez nutkins?
YawnLance: Who up nutting they kin? Is this anything???
CuteTeaGoat: at least it's not the elite variant, the Skulleater
alchemistsavant: I'm choosing to believe this boss is just Chatterfang with a token generation loop happening
TXC2:
YawnLance that's incest is what that is
RixtonSnek: Oooh free counter or Aerith~?
BrowneePointz: Graham they make a great visual pun in FF14 with NUTKIN by having one conveniently censor an otherwise nude character
Voidhawk42: My friend at prerelease fought an opponent with THREE triple triads. They are bonkers good
Lady Miko【Indie EN】: So when does chat fight Bahamut?
BrowneePointz: just butt naked except for a squirrel XD
melegaunt_: went 0-3 on Friday's prerelease.... The few games I *did* win were won by double blitzball quests.
bytecaster: @BrowneePointz The dream!
freshmaker__: omg my opponent decked themselves playing too many noncreature spells with shantotto and uhh.. some other big spell guy that draws cards on the board.
nalha_saldana: Howdy people! How's the fam jamming?
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TXC2: Snow is a villain given he interrupts the moment between Fang and Lighting
TXC2: hello nalha_saldana welcome
GredGredmansson: @freshmaker__ Tellah maybe
Lord_Hosk: Its my four favorite LRR Magic streamers currently streaming Magic!
freshmaker__: @GredGredmansson thats the one
LoadingReadyRun: @Lord_Hosk Cori, Nelson, Graham and Nutkin?
TXC2: hello Lord_Hosk welcome
nalha_saldana: any weird in-universe combos yet?
control_rig: *Thunk* Kupo!
TXC2: nalha_saldana we've had Syr Konrad burn down Nibblehiem
Lord_Hosk: Nutkin has always been in my top 4 Paul.
Seraphimpact: Gun arm yeah
nalha_saldana: @TXC2 haha makes perfect sense
couchboyj: In remake, you need Barret to hit the fliers in the first few areas.
GredGredmansson: vendor is card draw
Feriority: He's the Man With A Machine Gun Hand
witchy_snake: My dad accidentally caused the death of your parents and is now your dad also...
Leonhart321: Lali-Ho
Mangledpixel: Like, Share and Lali Ho
Seraphimpact: 4 is a Sephiroth's Intervention
GredGredmansson: oh hi clive
cobthegreat: I'm a rali-Ho enjoyer myself
Lord_Hosk: That was unexpected
dbhkyle: They took my dad!
nalha_saldana: so unexpected you just had to comply
PegasusB: Do we know if this set is fun is limited yet?
LoadingReadyRun: seems pretty neat
RixtonSnek: I mean ya kinda gotta make some blocks~
nalha_saldana: snow-iroth
GredGredmansson: not blocking the 2/1 with the 1/1 doublestrike?
GredGredmansson: i say aerith
Seraphimpact: Clive flip incoming
CuteTeaGoat: Aerith, who you can famously bring back to life in FF7 if you know how
Badchop: Well. Poo.
GreatGodOm: Unlikely. Karmic justice hasn't been reprinted in years.
iris_of_ether:
TheDevil_Risen: anyone else getting "unable to submit deck"
Badchop: See you in HELL
Emocakes: Valhallafel
GredGredmansson: that's lethal
Badchop: damn it
TXC2: GreatGodOm I think we've had it as a special guest recentent-ish
GredGredmansson: oh wait they have a blocker
RixtonSnek: attack with both, hope they don't block?
sadboijamz: give barret the counter then self destruct?
BrowneePointz: more like Lali-Holy Shit that dwarf got eviscerated
GredGredmansson: @sadboijamz what counter
Luna_TheOtter: attack with both and maybe no blocks?
Bruceski: Attack with aerith and self destruct is three lifeline triggers
RedArrogantKnight: self-destruct aerith should gain a fair bit of life
bytecaster: For 3 life!
bytecaster: 6!
sadboijamz: ohhh never mind i thought you could give the +1 counter to another creature
idontgetmyrealname: so funny story, my arena client just disappeared all the FF events
Luna_TheOtter: probably the best you can do right now
control_rig: Not a bad play
nalha_saldana: it was instant tho
3schr: Anyone else having trouble logging into Arena right now?
3schr: I finished a game and all FF options were gone
3schr: Tried restarting and can't connect
Kentosaurus: @3schr yes
themightygerg: FIN events are down, apparently, and all my quests reset.
GredGredmansson: Oh god? Not until it flips
7ukanda: @3schr Have the same problem...
BrowneePointz: Hi Mom
Bruceski: Rookie mistake, you're not supposed to USE elixirs
3schr: Oh. Nice to know it's not me! Thanks, chat.
freshmaker__: oh yep. arena borked after a game for me too
Luna_TheOtter: be nice to crystal Mommy
idontgetmyrealname: arena boofed it
vetr1c: @3schr My decks are failing validation all of a sudden.
bytecaster: Imagine if it also head the bloomburrow flute though!
Voidhawk42: Operation Aerith Explosion
AdamYMHMI: @7ukanda Same boat
Bugberry: Better than the Bloomburrow wistles
Badchop: Unforch
iris_of_ether:
bytecaster: *had
Leonhart321: Huh......all the FF options have just gone
SolarBlitz1: I am indeed on a black screen waiting after losing my current game
Unas84: ah, not just me then
TXC2: BIG Server load me thinks
TheDevil_Risen: hrmm figured when it wouldn't let me deck
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TheBorzoi: I just got an error on my final draft pick
PorpoisesUnknown: Servers overload?
ContingentCat: yes
Kentosaurus: big server load time, now ff events are missing
themost52: I was just in a draft and it kicked me out, then is trying to find a table now.
Jethrain: @Bugberry just reading that immediately put the "DOOTDOOT dada dudu da DOOOO da" in my head
freshmaker__: @Bugberry omg those are still carved into my memory.. sometimes i see other streamers play with the ambient music on and it hits me all over again
Seraphimpact: Ifrit doesn't have haste
Badchop: Oh, hey, Twitch fixed the player so I don't have to constantly be in Threatre Mode.
RixtonSnek: OP enjoys missing lethal
dheid1: I was noticing a significant slowdown on Moxfield a while ago, too. Different systems, but I have to imagine there's a common cause.
Alex Webb: even though we really just got stomped out in arena, the limited is really fun
Smurfomancer: Yeah, that was a pretty sick line
FlickerWhisper ASMR: points for creativity
TheDevil_Risen: arena is just black 4 me haha
bytecaster: Make that moogle jump!
TXC2: !break
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Justherefortherewards:
ope so it wasn't just on my end
TheBorzoi: Too many people playing Arena, probably
bytecaster: It's nice of the nutkin to keep us company through the break though!
Leonhart321: Well, Arena being down means I just pop onto Master Duels and Balatro
TheBorzoi: I was in the middle of drafting
TheBorzoi: I suppose it is about that time people will be getting home from work and school
TheBorzoi: In some parts of America, at least.
themightygerg: On the East Coast NA, yeah.
TheBorzoi: It's 9pm here in the UK though
hd_dabnado: apparently arena has hit peak user numbers
hd_dabnado: so that might be why the crash lmao
Snowwraith: That'll do it.
Driskus: At the surprise of no one. FF gonna pull FF numbers.
bytecaster: I was just about to get myself a snack and do a draft, but I guess I'll have to wait
RassilonDND: Okay I knew ads were getting bad, but I just had to sit through a list of like a dozen ads
CastleOtranto: Banger alert
couchboyj:
OVERKiLL!: i thought that was just me, buffering and unable to finish my matches.. i went to sideboard and couldnt rejoin..
Alex Webb: i want to be back as well :D
Don Cosmo: anyone else having trouble accessing limited?
Simriel: Still can't deal with Final Fantasy Protagonist: Clive
Andrew Butter: aww my draft crashed
FlickerWhisper ASMR: haha the nutkin is still hanging out
Reach: welp time to file a reimbursement request!
Don Cosmo: I got back in but the rewards track is missing.
David Upton: won't even let me log in. East Coast is starting to get home from work so servers are working overtime
Don Cosmo: never mind I clicked on a thing and it borked everything
Don Cosmo: Says ENGLISH: Act I - WAR Lore Event - Momir and thats it lmao
OVERKiLL!: yeah, can't log back in..
François Rousseau: I kind of knew this would happen
Don Cosmo: Before this happen did anyone else like me have super sweet decks and go 1-3 and 0-3
David Upton: happens for every release, I'm surprised we lasted this long with how hyped the set was
OVERKiLL!: 🤣 1-2 pending @Don Cosmo
Bowerbird7:
I was wondering if FF had dropped on Arena, then I loaded it up and could immediately tell the answer was yes
control_rig:
!
RassilonDND: How are the servers holding on?
TheBorzoi: They're not
TheBorzoi: Clearly
kristian_fischer: Badly
TXC2: RassilonDND we suspect they're entering melty times
TXC2: and we're back
Mangledpixel: under some amount of load? mood
PorpoisesUnknown: SUPLEX CITY!
Rourke9:
aaah so thats why i got kicked in the middle of a draft
Tom_Bruise: hell yeah, suplexing old men
KodeMage: Yeah, the server won't let me save this Brawl deck I just made. ☹️
Kentosaurus: "how many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man!"
TheDevil_Risen:
yeah can't log in
RassilonDND: Suplexing an artifact creature feels great
ThrinagaBattleheart:
Welp, Gaius van Baelsar falling about as easily as he does in Praetorium
Pywodwagon: mtgo is working fine
anclag: eternal victory!
TheBorzoi: First thing I did when logging in was make 2 brawl decks. Now I just need to get the cards for it.
Pywodwagon: thats where I'm drafting
PorpoisesUnknown: MTGO has never failed us
Earthenone:
do you have random FF packs lying arouind the base?
KodeMage: "deck creation failed" please try again later
bytecaster: Before we fought the nutkin, everything was still fine, must be the nutkins fault
RassilonDND: Quick: time to open boosties?
TheDevil_Risen: my FF bundles, decks and starter kit are onboard for delivery today weeeeee
ThrinagaBattleheart:
Because of reading!
Emocakes: I won with it 2 or 3 times just by using it as a pump spellduring the prerelease.
lamina5432: that apparently got a bunch of people
Leonhart321: So.....Winston Draft?
hd_dabnado: its a very Core Set kind of draft set
ThrinagaBattleheart: And yeah, FF is a GREAT Limited set IMO. Kinda slower tempo, but it feels good
bytecaster: LOTR
SolarBlitz1: Relieved expectations were met, maybe?
couchboyj: They bring their A game to draftable UB sets
TXC2: frist UB set in standard
TheDevil_Risen: first draftable standard UB set
bytecaster: I liked Elf Scry in LOTR
Bugberry: I am surprised, because while the cards looked cool, it was hard to tell how cohesive the mechanical themes would be.
bytecaster: It wasn't good mind you, but fun
TheDevil_Risen: the other stuff has been modern/pioneer/commander/gladiatior/brawl stuff
TheBorzoi: Is Dungeons and Dragons considered Universes Beyond?
YeOldeMark: Balders gate
TheBorzoi: Because that's in Arena too
themightygerg: Oh yeah DnD is UB, isn't it?
Bugberry: D&D isn't technically UB because it's a Wotc IP.
hd_dabnado: yeah chorf that cronch
KodeMage: I've built a Black Waltz No. 3 brawl deck but can't save it.
SkiaSymphonia: @TheBorzoi its a weird in-between
miralalala: DND do be universes beyond
themightygerg: Technically, which is the best kind
WhoseGamewasitZ: FamiliarJamiliar? or FamilyJamily?
couchboyj: They called DnD stuff universes within I think
TXC2: I guess if UB is any non OG to Magic thing, then D&D is an UB set
TheBorzoi: There was also the Godzilla alternates when Ikoria dropped.
Bowerbird7: The DND sets are a weird case, because they are neither Universes Beyond, nor really Within
electrobrains: Show food!
chaospudding: I had a sick turn with Ultros. They attacked me with their board, I blocked a 7/7 with Ultros, cast Blizzaga to super spin their equipped creature, ate the 7/7, then cracked back for the win
bytecaster: We are pivoting to Mukbang and Podcast while Arena is not working, nice!
ThePlaceMatt: Is Arena down?
TheDevil_Risen: AFR was universes adjacent
djalternative: do you have any palidin legs?
sporkraptor: so nelson is forewarned
Emocakes: Goro but religious
themightygerg: Reconnect. Darn. Reconnect. Dang. Reconnect...
miralalala: Universes Adjacent is hilarious
TXC2: ThePlaceMatt not exactly, but it chunging
alchemistsavant: HOW many arms were ripped off paladins for your deck?
electrobrains: Arena is down quick do mukbang
Bowerbird7: They aren't In Universe, but they don't have the special holostamp to say Universes Beyond
AdamYMHMI: Four-Paladin-Armed is Fore-Paladin-warned
TheDevil_Risen: @miralalala thanks
KodeMage: See, if this was the LGS we'd just break out the commander decks to kill time while the servers were down. Just sayin...
idontgetmyrealname: arena status page showing no issues is hilarious
ThePlaceMatt: @alchemistsavant Gotcha, thanks.
Marvoleath: @Bowerbird7 they are not part of the Magic multiverse, so beyond the IP ownership I would consider them the same as Ubey
goombalax: they made Universes Within D&D versions of the D&D movie secret lair, so I guess none of the characters in that movie are D&D Canon except Themberchaud
Jacob Nachreiner: okay thought something was wrong on my end. glad I checked chat
greatjerb: i'm on draft 3, all went seemingly well and have capped at 2 wins each time
Don Cosmo: @OVERKiLL! I wish you luck
OVERKiLL!: 💥🌵 my 1 win i got to self destruct a Jumbo Cactuar i ramped out with Ragavan
OVERKiLL!: thank you @Don Cosmo you aswell
ShadowChorus: @Simriel is it really any worse than FF6 protagonist: Edgar or FF2 Protagonists: Gordon, Scott, Paul, or my personal favorite, Guy
James Precious: Are the arena serves having issues cos i thought i was just me?
Reach: reading the card, then re-reading the card...then going over it a third time for the fine print explains the card.
Don Cosmo: the servers are borked
Rekkin: servers got hit with petrify
Simriel: MTGO: The backup plan
Don Cosmo: use a soften!
David Upton: I just want Animatou, Veil Piercer on Arena so I can see if it's as fun in Brawl as it is in Commander
OVERKiLL!: Paper magic is still best magic.. or "Flesh Magic" as i heard Wheeler call it last week LOL!
Reach: friendly notice that the Arena support team is wonderful and will (probably) get your entry fee back if this crash dropped you from a game or a draft.
Don Cosmo: They did give me a ton of gems when my alt art wouldnt apply correctly
chaospudding: the moral of the story is to not attack into your opponent's Ultros when they have 8 open mana
SkiaSymphonia: spider paladin will have to be renamed on arena
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themightygerg: Spider Paladin, Spider Paladin, does whatever a Spider Canadian.
Tom_Bruise: they're getting rid of the UB card style?
LordManiMani: FF is the first time I haven't disliked the UB border. Besides Artifacts
themightygerg: So then DnD WAS UW.
Bruceski: Justice for Gilgamesh
Marvoleath:
@ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa LXXXIX
pleonasticTautology: i still think Greg— I mean Alleyway Jack— I mean Gilgamesh would've been a great Planeswalker
drrek0: Yeah, I believe Maro later said it was a mistake to have made D&D planeswalkers
Bowerbird7: if they were gonna do UB Planeswalkers, they'd definitely have done it for Doctor Who, I feel
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: @Marvoleath now I know!
KodeMage: Yeah, given the spider-verse having Spooder planeswalkers would make a lot of sense.
TheBorzoi: Arena status page now shows everything as a major outage
DAC169: I remember Ellywick(spelling?), Bahamut, and Minsc & Boo being Planeswalkers
themightygerg: Out of House. Out of Universe.
ThrinagaBattleheart:
Greg or Gogo, yeah @pleonasticTautology - but WotC doesn't wanna deal with it, so fair
KodeMage: Give Madam Webb a planeswalker card.
chaospudding: Major Outage according to the Arena status page
Tonemanzero: lol
ThrinagaBattleheart: SPEEEEEEEEN~
hd_dabnado: oooo
miralalala: that's a nice throbber
Dog_of_Myth: Did get a meld win today in Sealed so that's cool
Nydestroyer: yea I got that square as well
pleonasticTautology:
TPCI is in Redmond/Bellevue for proximity to NOA
TheDevil_Risen: yeah i've had the square for a while
Andromeda7747: ah the magic the gathering square
ThePlaceMatt: Is that the square from Pong?
ztghostie: Oh its always a great sign when the unity cube shows up
yaknowlikemesa: square!
GredGredmansson: SQUARE
TXC2:
Duel masters as a Universe within set
alchemistsavant: CUBE.
LordManiMani: How many squares can you rotate?
Elypants: I also have the square of death
Bowerbird7: I had also heard they'd acknowledged D&D Planeswalkers were A Mistake
DAC169:
spinning square!
pleonasticTautology: WotC is in Renton, by the IKEA
omdorastrix: Is that what it means to be a square?
Kentosaurus: my immersion
ThrinagaBattleheart: @TXC2 LOL YES
SolarBlitz1: Yeah, that's what I'm kinda on
themightygerg: What a soft looking square.
miralalala: IT IS
miralalala: THANK YOU
chaospudding: It's a white auracite as seen from above!
alchemistsavant: who up throbbing all over their user interface?
KodeMage: it's not spinning, it's a series of images that appears to spin. pushes glasses up nose
wulfram77: Ellywick kinda is a planeswalker though
ztghostie: they just wanted to remind us that Final Fantasy comes from SQUARE Enix
themightygerg: YES
SeismicLawns: spinny box~
omdorastrix: Is that what the Jam means? Jamming food in your mouth?
ThePlaceMatt: Well while we wait for it to come back up, you could all play another game made by former MTG designers. Once Upon a Galaxy
JKBalch: I wasn't irritated but now I am. "a picture of dots" rotating!
SolarBlitz1: Fading dots vs solid dots
chaospudding: you know what might be up? MTGO
Jethrain: @KodeMage Ceci n'est pas un carré
chaospudding: what if I... what if I drafted on MTGO
miralalala: @alchemistsavant I wish you would say different words
themightygerg: A the soft square ran out
CrossXhunteR: the status page was updated to say things are borked
TheDevil_Risen: that was funny mine stopped spinning at the exact same time
ThrinagaBattleheart: MTGA Support: " Investigating - We are investigating reports of players being disconnected/unable to connect to MTG Arena. We will update you when we have more information. Jun 10, 2025 - 20:18 UTC"
nitrosarcastro: is there a way to play triple triad?
SeismicLawns: so paper winston draft?
goombalax: I got 45 minutes
omdorastrix: I remember making a throbber back int he Basic days with 5 characters....: -, \, |, /,
Nydestroyer: hey the status page finally says its down
Bugberry: Quickly pivot to playing FF14 to pass the time.
djalternative: a prediction mayhaps?
themightygerg: And suddenly the Coachnelly was struck by a sudden heart attack and the many spun square was no more...
TheDevil_Risen: nvestigating - We are investigating reports of players being disconnected/unable to connect to MTG Arena. We will update you when we have more information. Jun 10, 2025 - 20:18 UTC
KodeMage: "it will need to update", lol
Leonhart321: Wait....so this is the perfect FF simulation......for the FFXIV queues
TheDevil_Risen: from the status page @LoadingReadyRun
Pywodwagon: I am currently drafting on mtgo
TheBorzoi: It's like when I'm waiting for a party to fill in FFXIV. I start playing Mahjong and then it immediately fills
TheDevil_Risen: all services showing Major Outage now
djalternative: let us bet channel points on how long it'll take to get back in
JKBalch: So this started right around 20:00 UTC
ThrinagaBattleheart: LOL YEP this is just Endwalker/Dawntrail launch
CrossXhunteR: just join a Modern Gold league. what's the worst that will happen
Diabore: wait did arena crash?
BrowneePointz: For all 3 of yall, any game announcements from this last weekend's Events that you're looking forward to?
TotallyNotaBeholder: Tarkir?
lamina5432: got any jumpstart packs
TXC2: Diabore it's tanking hard yes
TheDevil_Risen: Vintage Cube lets go!
SeismicLawns: pump up the famjam
CrossXhunteR: im curious if my LCS will have enough FIN set aside for weekly FNM drafts
alchemistsavant: Come on and Slam and Welcome to Fam Jam
dheid1: In Arena's defense, who could have predicted that the best selling set of all time ever would have resulted in such demand?
Dog_of_Myth: When you Jam, you're Fam.
pleonasticTautology: you should play Arena at an Olive Garden
BrowneePointz: The Queues Paul...THE QUEUES!
TheDevil_Risen: yep, 14 servers hate update day
SeismicLawns: ah so ffxv
Leonhart321: Thanks Paul
Nydestroyer: you gotta push the car (play MTGO)
PorpoisesUnknown: battle-bonding?
BrowneePointz: I STILL have nightmares about Endwalker Launch Paul
snowewolf: What is the LLR official Flavour of Jam ?
TXC2:
dheid1 not all 3 of the people who work on Arena that's for sure
freshmaker__: not applicable for famjammers obviously but i have pivoted to doing the monster hunter event quests i havent had a chance to play yet.
ThrinagaBattleheart: Yessssss, breadsticks
KodeMage: soup, salad, and draft
Feriority: If you can't go infinite drafting you can at least go infinite breadsticks
Jethrain: Mine
control_rig: Ash
TheDevil_Risen: T A N G
RassilonDND: Didn't that happen in ff16?
BrowneePointz: And a LITTLE bit of spit
Bugberry: My family was traveling across Ireland the last couple weeks and we got a tire leak, so that is a recent experience.
aitsu100: rhubarb
dbhkyle: Centipedes
CuteTeaGoat: i just had a PBJ with cherry preserves
TheBorzoi: I have the white square
goombalax: Fools,
TheDevil_Risen: thicc TANG
OVERKiLL!: 🔹️🔹️🔹️🔷️💙 @Jasper
Simriel: okay but if Mordenkainen can come to Earth, can he PLAY Magic the Gathering
Three Kobolds: is everyone experiencing the issue?
David Upton: WOTC website updated to say there was a connectivity issue at the same time the square alleared
Simriel: mordenkainen can visit Earth in D&D lore
OVERKiLL!: :buffering:
David Upton: appeared
OVERKiLL!: lol hella Science Fiction radio play, "At the same time 'The Square Appeared' "
OVERKiLL!: Unlimited Breadsticks .. is that what U.B. stands for 🤔
JKBalch: It's "Old Country" like "Old Spice"
dheid1: My favorite side at the Magic the Gathering Olive Garden is the Zuppa Tocasia
BrowneePointz: Jam Crones are NOT to be confused with Jelly Hags
raulghoulia: that interaction was Trying
djalternative: the old country is Sicily. Mafia clearly tells us this
reptile___: @CuteTeaGoat cherry preserves are great
TXC2: there are many old countries
TheDevil_Risen: Beej hasn't updated the kickstarter that recently, any news LRRFam?
FenrisSchafer:
500 For making me snort laugh at the old country recipe
Tom_Bruise: MTGO has sound?
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BrowneePointz: Slam! That! Nut!(kin)
TheDevil_Risen: I have square rotating back
CrossXhunteR: poor squirrel thing
LordManiMani: lrrGibb🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
TXC2: we need Shandalar noises on stream
Bugberry: Someone has to bust that nut eventually.
BrowneePointz: Cori
BrowneePointz: no
Rourke9: they're very nostalgic
ThrinagaBattleheart: Seconding Shandalar, pleeeease make it happen LRRfam
Jethrain: Shandalar noises would be amazing
KodeMage: Final Fantasy x Shandalar JRPG would have made so much sense...
Emocakes: All time peak players on Arena right now, occording to Steam
ThrinagaBattleheart: Shandalar is actually really cool NGL
reptile___: please no constant Shandalar Power Surge noises
pleonasticTautology: Shantotto!
reptile___: er, Power Struggle
pleonasticTautology: Ohohohoho!
TheDevil_Risen: BEEG Rufus
ztghostie: wow this UI
Emocakes: Prishe's Wanderings is solid
Slacker1977: i liked Whiteheart when i had her in my white artifact deck
Diabore: very few playable vehicles
Rourke9: they are just Big
chaospudding: shantotto would be my pick
pleonasticTautology: Izzet?
Marvoleath: you should be able to extend the window to the bottom
goombalax: there's a decent density of vehicles but you'd be in blue as well
Diabore: garnet is a banger
Pywodwagon: this plus garuda is really gross
ThrinagaBattleheart: Yeah, Arena is overloaded atm
TXC2: loufghyslaufey it's actively crashing
Diabore: spalsh red is possible
pleonasticTautology: maybe if nelly time walks, the arena servers will go back to being up
pleonasticTautology: listen. time walking is like. one of my favorite friday nights episodes
Emocakes: Stuck in Summoner's Sanctum here
Diabore: i mean i had her in prerelease and she was totally fine as just a legend discounter
goombalax: also the tap down is so good
goombalax: icy manip\
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Diabore: graham forgot the nips
Feriority: Turns out a bad icy manipulator is still good
bertezbertezbertezbertez: I take it arena is down for others too
wulfram77: Icy Manipulator remembers you anyway
wifi12345678910: lol squirrel dmg
Bowerbird7:
"Lucii Manipulator"
Slacker1977: 2 mana AND life is steep for not even Icy Manilutaor
Diabore: not for us i think
goombalax: one hit with stonehewer lmao
Emocakes: Slap that on a Gaelicat
Peevvi: @bertezbertezbertezbertez at least it was when I checked 5 minutes ago
Diabore: stuck is pretty good
TXC2: Rufoges
YawnLance: Rufussies?
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pleonasticTautology:
vivi, my booooyyyyyyy
Jethrain: Rus Fus
urist_mc_wazdakka: This arena experiences is the truest to trying to get the paper product yet
Tom_Bruise: Rufa? Rufices?
Voidhawk42: Rufussy
Diabore: yeah the ur deck is how much you paid
bertezbertezbertezbertez: @Peevvi yeah got a good couple of games in and just got kicked
Bugberry: Not mana value
Slacker1977: mana value is a confusing term to use there
Peevvi: Mana spent, not mana value. FF cards seem to care about mana spent, so it works
bondeulv: warrior sword
Simriel: Kathleen is So Good at the Crone
Elios Candraya: Fell like jam crone would go well on a shirt
kraztar: are they having the server issues like others?
kraztar: with arena i mean
kraztar: oh i see yes
Jaunetta Cooper: Yes server issues
Caleb Saenger: well before the server issues I had a sweet *Sephiroth*(Atraxa) deck that was base UB using treasures to hard cast Atraxa
Axl #1: Yes server issues here also
Slacker1977: none of the "paid mana matters" cards care about amna value
Feriority: Two accessory equip slots??
Bugberry: It's why the Flashback costs also trigger, because those are alternate mana costs that aren't the mana value
Diabore: yeah beans was a mistake
Vampyre_Lord: which means if opp has a thalia, that actually benefits your shantoto!
Diabore: 1/4 is also fine
pleonasticTautology: vayne DESTROYED the prerelease i went to
Jepardil: Vayne and Gabranth in the same pack is funny to me
Marvoleath: !flan
Bugberry: It's kind of funny that Kicker would normally help with spending more mana for a spell, but the only Kicker spell in this set doesn't cost mana to kick.
Diabore: not in this deck
Slacker1977: no
jamwno: It's a build around
Feriority: I don't think random encounter is playable but I want it to be
JoanneG110: oh tell ben i meade meld work in limited
jamwno: It did work for me at my prerelease
Bugberry: It only looks at 4 cards, which is the rough part.
wulfram77: I don't know anything about FF, but shouldn't a flan be food?
jamwno: I doubled it with GF Cerberus and it was really sweet
jamwno: You need to run like 20 creatures
freshmaker__: ive already seen a random encounter deck in standard and im so excited to try it, even if its bad. I needed more ways to cheat etalis in
TheDevil_Risen: lunatic Pandora lets go
ztghostie: the red flans are probably spicy
Jethrain: You can eat anything once
Mangledpixel: puddi puddi!
TheDevil_Risen: hehehe FLan!!
Robot_Bones: giga puddi
YawnLance: They would also probably be corrosive, but hey maybe that tastes good
CuteTeaGoat: i feel like making you shuffle your library before the random encounter is a flavor fail to speedrunners manipulating encounter rng
TheDevil_Risen: poor rufus
Kentosaurus: gelatinous cube could be a dessert
BrowneePointz: There's Mousse enemies too Paul
Bugberry: Ochre Jelly is a thing too, and Jelly is food.
Galvin_Duck: well before the server issues I had a sweet *Sephiroth*(Atraxa) deck that was base UB using treasures to hard cast Atraxa
TheDevil_Risen: @Kentosaurus nah it turns you into dessert
Mike_McBob:
ThrinagaBattleheart: Spending Arena-being-down by brainstorming new Commander decks
Tom_Bruise: what a good client
pleonasticTautology: mtgo is a functional program
Kentosaurus: @TheDevil_Risen touchew
CuteTeaGoat: this ui is doing things
ThrinagaBattleheart:
MTGO sure does exist
Voidhawk42: !explain quality
Vampyre_Lord:
ah, modo/mtgo. beautiful
Tom_Bruise: just won't let your forget that pretty plains art of Seventh Heaven
BOTGrant: Puddi Puddi! Giga-puddi!
TXC2: you never know how good we have it with arena until you see MTGO
Vampyre_Lord: ah windows. beautiful
Mangledpixel: oh for a good tiling window manager....
Diabore: you can lock it to right and them widen the window right? or is mtgo so bad that doesnt work
LoadingReadyRun:
MTGO vs Windows 11 window manager: Whoever wins, we lose
LordManiMani: Cori and Graham as the panel commentary for "Nelson vs Modo" is pretty great
Feriority: Card collecting is the most important part of any RPG, even more important than fishing minigames
Robot_Bones: Cid as portrayed by Robin Williams
Desruprot:
TXC2:
Remember when Windows was good?
LordManiMani: @robot_bones any one of them in particular?
OVERKiLL!: Nelly LOVES him a giant spider
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I clung to XP until 2015
Diabore: only if they have 8 or less cards
bytecaster: It is always important to DDoS any game when it is in distress!
tehThane: water crystal is just +4 mill not double, sadly
Slacker1977: the crystal mills for your handsize, right?
TXC2: ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa heck yeah buddy
TehAmelie: blitz?
Robot_Bones: @LordManiMani FF8 Cid
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thedepthandbreadthofseth: are we on mtgo? WOW!
Bugberry: !card water crystal
LRRbot: The Water Crystal [2UU] | Legendary Artifact | Blue spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. / If an opponent would mill one or more cards, they mill that many cards plus four instead. / {4}{U}{U}, {T}: Each opponent mills cards equal to the number of cards in your hand.
Emocakes: I wish I could tell arena that my equipment and bird token makers are also creatures so the bar graphs would look better
BrowneePointz: Okay Paul there's also Mousse, Bavarois, at least one Aspic, Puddings and Custards in 13
Feriority: @thedepthandbreadthofseth Arena's having a bad day
TXC2: "take that nut, kin"
Marvoleath: @thedepthandbreadthofseth yea, arena pupu'ed
bytecaster: @thedepthandbreadthofseth Arena is feeling unwell
BOTGrant: Arena is busy doing Arena Things.
KodeMage: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa I know of some embedded systems still running win 3.11. Literally being run by Amish people.
Marvoleath: !card water crystal
LRRbot: The Water Crystal [2UU] | Legendary Artifact | Blue spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. / If an opponent would mill one or more cards, they mill that many cards plus four instead. / {4}{U}{U}, {T}: Each opponent mills cards equal to the number of cards in your hand.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I also feel poorly, arena.
CrossXhunteR: thursday, thursday, thursday
insanecat6mtg: Hello everyone. I see they have had to resort to MTGO.
Bugberry: Water Crystal is good for repeated small Mill effects, not one big one.
TXC2: hello insanecat6mtg welcome
LordManiMani: @robot_bones I've always seen Kelsey Grammer but I can def see Williams too. He'd also be amusing for 12. Or 9 even. Several
Diabore: no
Robot_Bones: Both performances I'd like to see
Diabore: shantoto didnt whell noooo
BrowneePointz: We shouldn't add Kelsey Grammer to ANY ff games
rentar42: a flying walking atlas is usually called a "flying atlas"
bondeulv: is your sealed league using prerelease kits, or just packs? our LGS had a sealed league around Amonkhet/Hour, but that was 3 packs 30 cards
Ranakel: Synergizes with edgar, too
KodeMage: how many cornered by black mages? Cam was talking about having several
Vampyre_Lord: edgar is hilarious. remember when you flip with him to call tails. "call tails. edgar makes it heads. i win anyway"
nuthouse01: I think "memories returning" is closer to fact or fiction
BrowneePointz: a 2nd Shantotto has hit the Vana'diel
Mike_McBob: come on vivi
LoadingReadyRun: @bondeulv we started with prerelease kits, but those are just 6 normal play boosters
Tonemanzero: Won all 4 of my saucer flips at pre-release the other day. It was silly.
Slacker1977:
@nuthouse01 also modeled after Memory Deluge 
bondeulv: @LoadingReadyRun thx ^^
TXC2: spinny
Vampyre_Lord: memories returning aka draft or fiction
TheBorzoi: I read somewhere that FF8 Cid was based off Robin Williams
KodeMage: 💫💫💫💫
TXC2: real behind the curtain moment
BrowneePointz: We can't cast ff16 Cid cuz no one irl is that hot that ALSO has Ralph Ineson's voice
BOTGrant: Flexing on lesser primates by rotating a cube in my head.
A_Dub888: back from a thing, did someone shatter the MTG Arena Crystal
Mangledpixel: *calliope music intensifies*
CuteTeaGoat: it is sometimes nice just so you know the program hasn't hard locked
iris_of_ether:
Jethrain: petition for the next monster on the overlay to be the spinning square
TheDevil_Risen: its not as bad as waiting for 50k cards to load art in MTGO tho haha
KodeMage: turns out there are /hundreds/ of variants of that gif for every possible window size... lol
TXC2: a RIDICULOUSLY small amount of Arena is stored locally, still 10Gigs of course
Dog_of_Myth: @A_Dub888 Yeah, but the heroes of light are trying to fix it.
BrowneePointz: Uh Oh Hydaelyn Sundered the Servers
Ranakel: Sorry, that may have been me trying to make an Arena brawl Zodiark deck that broke everything
Bruceski: Wizards employees currently trying to shove Exdeath back in there
OVERKiLL!: 💢🔨💢🔨
Melody Smith: is arena down?
Melody Smith: dang
Deso: Arena borked
WiseGuy57: pizza spin
ThatJerkHerc: Ahh I thought it was just me having an issue. This makes sense now.
CuteTeaGoat: @Dog_of_Myth oh it'll take them like...50 hours at least
bondeulv: flying 2/1 that brings a 1/1 is always good
Tonemanzero: But we can't manage to hold a spinner image lol
lightfut: Wizard chat?
KodeMage: early contender for best common according to LR
alchemistsavant: Pingball Wizards
BrowneePointz: Blue(Black) Danube
BrowneePointz: cuz it's a WALTZ
CuteTeaGoat: zodiarkmage
SolarBlitz1: The server techs trying to stop some man in a T-shirt from entering the room as he just shouts "CHAOS" at them
The_Voices: black mage printer?
Krillin_fan: well G, you live on an island, so what about Wizards of the Coast?
Diabore: shes not great tbh
ContingentCat: but are any of thre wizards lizards?
KodeMage: do you have non-legendary wizards to copy?
Slacker1977: i feel Fire Magic is what we want
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ShadowChorus: Love that Arena has the FF spell noises and sound effects. Don't love so much that it's down, but you know. Blame Kefka.
MrPipboy3000: "I'm the Wiz, nobody beats me."
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Diabore: katana is so good
KodeMage: nelson has it exactly right, also everything is legends
RixtonSnek: fire magic is good~
Mr_Bitterness: Bunch of Wizards and Zodiark? It's FF14's Ancients
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Diabore: lab man lets gooooo!
Slacker1977: you really want sweepers against white aggro
A_Dub888: @shadowchorus He used Light of Judgement after flooding out
RixtonSnek: not 2instead"
wulfram77: In addition not instead
Slacker1977: not instead, after
Diabore: in addition, not instead
MrPipboy3000: So, whenever you scry, opt?
Tonemanzero: Had someone Relm's sketch their shantotto just to legend rule remove the non-token one. They conceded in embarrassment.
Bugberry: We've had a few better Divinations recently.
Diabore: @MrPipboy3000 if scry 1 yes, if scry more than 1 still only draw 1
rentar42: I absolutely respect streamers falling back on Modo when Arena is down on release day, but I can't bear that UI any more ...
Tom_Bruise: Divination gets to be slightly better for no reason every now and then
TheDevil_Risen:
hey sorry to ask again, just wondering if there's news on the KS, the page hasn't been updated in a while.
Desruprot: Divination has its own tier of powercreep
RassilonDND: Actually a good question to chat, anyone else peeved that they couldn't get the ff secret lairs?
miralalala: someone who knows FF, please tell me. Is he suplexing a train?
Bugberry: @Tom_Bruise for no reason? Quick Study was actually a pretty poor card in Wilds of Eldraine, and a few of the others were just okay at best.
RassilonDND: Yes
TXC2: miralalala he sure is
TheDevil_Risen: yeah I had mentioned Beej in the earlier post, yeah i figured sans warehouse was not a good thing
Desruprot: I have been avoiding secret lairs with their current policy
TheDevil_Risen: and tarrifs et al
Mr_Bitterness: @miralalala He (Sabin) is about to, yes
Feriority: @miralalala It's called DOOMTRAIN and yes he is
LordManiMani: Also Williams
goombalax: John Malkovich
Jepardil: Absolutely
Diabore: @miralalala yes, there is a boss in ff6 that is a ghost train, and you sure can suplex it
Bugberry: @Tom_Bruise just drawing cards hasn't been very good in the last couple years where playing to the board is more important.
accountmadeforants: "Would you still love Cid if he was a worm?"
Leonhart321: A CGI Ooglop
A_Dub888: Sam Elliot?
miralalala: @TXC2 Followup question: What the hell?
SolarBlitz1: Ooo, different error messages from Arena now!
TheDevil_Risen:
yeah im looking forward to the sigs on my playmat, such cool art haha but yeah no worries G, thanks
rentar42: Arena situation update: error messages show up faster now for me ... don't know if that's better
Jepardil: Frankly I think I like FF9 Cid more as an Oglop
ThrinagaBattleheart:
Yep, sure is
Sorator13: oh wow, we're on mtgo today?
LordManiMani: Ok but Cid IX needs to also be a ladies man. I don't know about Malkovich
A_Dub888: that happened because he ticked off his wife right?
TXC2:
miralalala 1994 was a different time
ThrinagaBattleheart: IIRC it was an oversight in the original FF6, someone found it, aaaand the internet took over
ThrinagaBattleheart: I could be wrong though
miralalala: @TXC2 take me back
Tom_Bruise: @Bugberry Card's been working hard all these years, having a rough time out there these days. It deserves a break, maybe a treat, every now and then
goombalax: Minor Outage unlocked
Sorator13: ahhh, and now I see why
Dog_of_Myth:
Mr_Bitterness: @miralalala So the Phantom Train is not immune to instant death spells (so it can be Phoenix Down KO'd), so Sabin can Suplex it
accountmadeforants: Wait until we reach plaid text
omdorastrix: Retire Champion
djalternative: can we be over maintenance?
Marvoleath: now we put it offline 'on purpose'
Tom_Bruise: hey, it's clarity
TheOtherTrevor: same as before except the downtime is now "intentional"
Feriority: @miralalala Suplex is a move he has, doomtrain is a boss who is not immune to suplex, the animation when you suplex the train is hilarious, so it became a meme
Jethrain: "they changed it from red text saying major outage to blue text saying major outage"
Zachariah Huey: They haven’t had issues like this since they started releasing in paper before digital
Plundy: these variants look like eBay proxy jank i cant
Cruthius: What happened to Arena? I played it this morning and now its not working
ThatJerkHerc: They are having some server issues. I think its been about 30 minutes or so.
Andrew Butter: i hope i can get a refund on a draft
Greggen: What happens to draft if we got disconnected?
Leonhart321: *long sigh* So more connection issues affecting MTG product. Why am I not surprised
Jethrain: patch day be patch day, this is far from unique to MTG
ShadowChorus: @Mr_Bitterness It's actually not instant death; I just finished my FF6 playthrough; there's a special trait called 'Heavy' that most bosses have, which makes them immune to things that eject enemies from the game like banishment, and also to Suplex, which just does a boatload of damage. The train does not have heavy, and thus can be Suplexed.
accountmadeforants: We've found a Tonberry in the server room, but we've managed to slowly lure it out. It'll be a bit longer until IT feels comfortable going inside, though.
TXC2: Jethrain that's a fair point
rentar42: I'm not prepared to pay extra gems for the Leagues!
Mr_Bitterness: @ShadowChorus Right, thanks for the correction.
TheDevil_Risen: haha G too soon man
Marvoleath: MaRo has no knowledge of FF games, so perhaps wasnt aware of the nutkin
Tom_Bruise: @ShadowChorus everyone knows trains are featherweights and can be lifted easily
TheDevil_Risen: i spent over 6.5hrs in the que
jamwno: Scalpers saved me $100, I guess
rentar42: "I installed mtgo, but I gotta (mt)go)
bondeulv: I was thinking of getting the phil foglio secret lair, but I ended up not bothering
FlargBlarg: I remember thinking "at least I can play Arena, they can't run out of product there". Turns out, no, they can.
accountmadeforants: Can't believe they lost the technology of print to order so quickly. (Not that I buy Secret Lairs, but it be do.)
Sorator13: Warhammer also took down their site because of botscalpers trying to buy out their latest release
SolarBlitz1: Speaking of scalpers, Games Workshop took down their store to stop scalper bots ruining their latest limited edition book, and cancelled the orders so far until they can re-do it with better protection
TheDevil_Risen: yep
TheDevil_Risen: their payment system broke just as my first que popped
goombalax: I was 4.5 hours, got the japanese versions instead of the english
ThrinagaBattleheart: Yeaaaah I don't like the FOMO SLD system at all
Gekyouryuu: I was fortunate enough to spend less than an hour in queue and successfully ordered the English bundle
Leonhart321: I too was also queued up for 6 hours
Cyberegg: The queue was so long I ended up gettinngn the JP cards
Snowwraith: Why print to demand when you can just do limited print runs and watch the order pages die every time.
tehfewl: thankfully my buddy was able to pick up a second bundle for me, but yes, bad system is bad
TheDevil_Risen: so i completely lost 90% of the things i wanted to order waiting again
ThrinagaBattleheart: I haven't bought a Secret Lair since that change
Snowwraith: *print to order, sorry.
CarpeLiam: Oh sweet you're streaming MS Excel
pleonasticTautology: oh the secret lair came out? sure love that i didn't get the email notification
Pywodwagon: there was a huge cancellation rate on having to wait
freshmaker__: I forgot that the lairs came out that day, slept through it, because they drop at like 4am here, and then woke up and bought the 1 remaining lair, which was the japanese cyc rift one.
TheDevil_Risen: the worse thing was that the que exploits were not fully fixed post marvel
BrowneePointz: That's what they say, but I still think the C Suite just said "Weaponize Fomo"
LordManiMani: The secret is they could do both and ship lots up front
Pywodwagon: like over 10%
Mai_Andra: allowing everybody who wanted a copy to buy a copy didn't properly facilitate scalping and price gouging, so it had to go.
goombalax: functionally available for less than 60 seconds
QuixoticScrivener: heads I win, tails you lose
Musicsquid: the issue was a very very vocal minority complained endlessly about the wait times
lamina5432: I got that one and didn’t mind the one year it took
wifi12345678910: Classic commander ruining everything /s
accountmadeforants: Yeah, turns out printing a 100 unique cards is kind of difficult.
TXC2: Capitalism gonna capitalism
SolarBlitz1: They went from a fine system that was just slow, to a terrible system that punishes anyone who isn't a scalper
notthepenguins: is this a change they're making for all of them going forward, or just for the FF ones
Mr_Bitterness: Sidequest for some Triple Triad
Slacker1977: at least we drew a red mana
EvilBadman: They had sales numbers to know how popular FFVII was going to be (eye roll)
Marvoleath: For the charity lair's they are able to handle that well
Leonhart321: @wifi12345678910 I mean, you joke but where's the lie?
Marvoleath: so it's clearly a marketing scam
alchemistsavant: Selling out A Thing looks better to shareholders
Slacker1977: i don't think RW can kill Shantotto for 3 mana
Gekyouryuu: It's actually available indefinitely until it sells out, as evidenced by some older lairs still in stock
notthepenguins: Could also be that it looks better to square
JKBalch: Just send Graham to the shadow realm, problem solved
Marvoleath: @notthepenguins it's not unique to UBey lairs
ztghostie: Phoenix Down target MTG Arena. Did it work?
Sorator13: @ztghostie It just takes a while to resolve
notthepenguins: @Marvoleath UBey?
Marvoleath: universes beyond
TheDevil_Risen: also if you can get your hands on them now, stash play boosters because the reprint is going to be a while.
Marvoleath: (to not confuse with UB = blue-black in Magic)
callmechrisgaming: so did the famjam single-handedly destroy arena?
LordManiMani: They should all be bitcrunched down
notthepenguins: ah, if they're just doing that going onwards than yeah thats dumb
Symphoneers: WheelerRowan.wav
WiseGuy57: you'll probably need to request a refund
Don Cosmo: From the Arena team: In order to help identify the root issue, we will be putting the game into maintenance mode. All players will be disconnected, and MTG Arena will be unavailable at this time.
Don Cosmo: at 20:47 UCT
Don Cosmo: UTC
Mr_Bitterness: @TheDevil_Risen I'm still waiting on any notice of my order shipping from the retailer I bought from
pleonasticTautology: i have errands to go run during business hours
TXC2:
FF killed Arena
EnderPlays12345: How are you guys feeling about limited so far? Been doing drafts up to when it crashed on Arena and it's felt SO good so far to me but I'm curious how it felt to y'all
pleonasticTautology:
thanks y'all for streaming! nice to see everyone in chat
Ranakel: I was so happy discovering when playing Kefka on arena (even the one that's actually purphoros) he does the laugh
highelectricaltemperature: arena got Time Kompressed
DMGlol:
50% of the time it's 100% heads 
TXC2: so long pleonasticTautology stay safe
Tom_Bruise: Arena killed Arena. Damn Arena, it ruined Arena
tehfewl: tails never fails
urist_mc_wazdakka: they are just trying to recreate the experience of buying paper product without preordering
pleonasticTautology:
@TXC2 my car has air conditioning and a full tank of gas
GreatGodOm: starlight mantle
tehfewl: shore up was also 1 blue mana
Bugberry: also Dive Down
DoUEvenPly: From the Arena team: In order to help identify the root issue, we will be putting the game into maintenance mode. All players will be disconnected, and MTG Arena will be unavailable at this time.
Slacker1977:
Magic Dampener is literally just Shore Up
KodeMage: sneak out the back? the one that phases it out
ThrinagaBattleheart: I'm brainstorming a Knight Commander deck right now, and I realized: Moonshaker Cavalry is a Knight too
Marvoleath: !card shore up
LRRbot: Shore Up [U] | Instant | Target creature you control gets +1/+1 and gains hexproof until end of turn. Untap it.
rentar42: thanks for the earworm
tehfewl: Magic Dampener? you mean me when my commander gets countered 3 times
Bugberry: mana mana
WiJohn: Manamama
Sorator13: my circles say that opponent suddenly remembered they have a lasagna in the oven and went to go check it
FlargBlarg: mnah mnah
Scarbble: mana mana
TheDevil_Risen: manamanaa
KaleidoscopeMind: phenomenon
goombalax: Mana Mana
Symphoneers:
I did say it out loud
Sarah_Serinde: No I'm here for it
Sorator13:
bondeulv:
Mr_Bitterness:
Sarah_Serinde:
Apparently TXC2 is not 
Sorator13:
SolarBlitz1:
Bugberry:
ContingentCat:
A_Dub888:
CuteTeaGoat:
TXC2 walks away
Jethrain:
RixtonSnek:
Aarek:
ThrinagaBattleheart:
WiJohn:
Marvoleath:
TheShokara:
Justherefortherewards:
goombalax:
omdorastrix:
Leonhart321:
Sarah_Serinde: That *would* have been funnier
KodeMage: 🍆🍆🍆
LordManiMani:
GreatGodOm:
Justherefortherewards: But which color mana mana
goombalax: Mana Mana
kumatsu:
JusticeJuice:
mastershake29x: RIP MuppetVision 3D
tehfewl:
bondeulv:
Juliamon:
omdorastrix
Scarbble:
djalternative:
djalternative: yes
rentar42: @CaptainSpam yes, everything
Juliamon: CaptainSpam Overloaded
KodeMage: NO!!!
TXC2: CaptainSpam yes
CaptainSpam: Wow.
Slacker1977: worst Sift ever
Marvoleath: @CaptainSpam yes, servers overload
callmechrisgaming: @captainspam its super down roght now
Scarbble: i think people loved mtga to death
tehfewl: pressed f2 too hard
Justherefortherewards: This was all a scheme for us to watch mtgo and appreciate Arena even more
A_Dub888: “Reading is not my strong suit” - Magic: The Gathering players in a nutshell
Desruprot: reading the card explains the card
TXC2: thanks for streaming Graham
Justherefortherewards: Can we landcycle graham?
Sorator13: have a good one G!
TheDevil_Risen: have a good one G, thanks for being awesome!
public_key_reveal_party: What's Graham's cycle cost? Also by graham
TheDevil_Risen: and thanks for the answer!
CaptainSpam: Keep on famblin' that jamblin'.
JKBalch: Graham has swampcycling
TheDevil_Risen: take care Cori!
ContingentCat: bye Cori
Flyingdelorion: Thank Graham! Bye!
Sorator13: have a good one Cori!
wifi12345678910: Bye Cori
TheDevil_Risen: baiii
LathosTiran: so after MTGO goes down do we fall back to MODO?
QuixoticScrivener: arena received an enthusiasm death hug?
public_key_reveal_party: Cori has foodcycling
rentar42: pick your lunch up from school, cori
TXC2: thanks for streaming Coru
A_Dub888: Ian’s NOT a child?
TXC2: *Cori
KWardJenx: Later!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: enjoy childrens
Justherefortherewards: They'll come back after 4 hours and Nelson is still in this game waiting
Flyingdelorion: Bye Cori see you later!
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public_key_reveal_party: Chat just watches a blank screen while nelson leaves
Sorator13: what.... what was that, Paul?
wifi12345678910: How much HP does this squirrel have?!
rentar42: oh no, I just realize that this is probably the worst time to play Modo ... only those who were kicked from Arena are out on ....
Slacker1977: i like how opponent missed the trigger to have a 5/1
Sorator13: the -50 and the... squirrel? on the top right?
callmechrisgaming: meanwhile Nelson faces a weapon master of a hero
ContingentCat:
TheDevil_Risen: Hey Kathleen!!
Sorator13: ahoy Kathleen!
EvilBadman:
@Sorator13 I'm sure you can deduce this
TXC2: Hello Kathleen
Flyingdelorion: Hello Kathleen!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Mrs. DeVere!
Sorator13: @EvilBadman I am less confident in my deduction skills
callmechrisgaming: hey Kathleen
Gaz_L: Don't do what Nelly Don't does
v_nome: @Sorator13 We get to fight a monster with subs and bits
Lavalot: manamana
Simriel: the Mods on YouTube love you Nelly
Ash “Vocal”: :hand-orange-covering-eyes:
CoolDant: you want me to read the Whole card?
Marvoleath: @Sorator13 bits and subs (and match wins?) 'attack' a mob from FF
Sorator13: @v_nome Oooh, cool!
rentar42: for some reason those creatures are OK with not attacking ...
freshmaker__: okay mh quests done and i have 2 helmets that look like different cat heads. onto a different game while arena becomes fixed..
Robot_Bones: Or fate of the Sunkist
Jethrain: !card blazing bomb
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Sorator13: ha, yes they should
Robot_Bones: Shantotto is popping off though
Micalovits: They are just cowards for not picturing her from the front, they did print earthbind!(many years ago)
WiJohn: Can you equip the sword?
Sorator13: That's also really not how she looks in the game, as I recall. Like the face and hair is Very different.
highelectricaltemperature: it's vanessa williams in Final Fantasy
Slacker1977: it's mostly Think Twice
v_nome: Vote Lizard, Vote Kathleen!
ContingentCat: Finally Kathleen can tell Her story?
Justherefortherewards: Kathleen, filibuster us, we're very susceptible
TXC2: thanks for streaming Nelson
lamina5432: bye nelly
Sorator13: hava good one, Nelly!
QuixoticScrivener: an entire game for one attack?
djalternative: Vote Lizard, Vote Kathleen!
KWardJenx: Later Nelly!
MrSarkhan:
Gekyouryuu: I'm so used to Shantotto being a 7 drop "land" that's a mass exile. This will take some getting used to
KaleidoscopeMind: time to vote lizard!
ContingentCat:
Old_Salty_Sean: Yay Kathleen !
EvilBadman: suddenly this becomes a Persona 4 Revival chat
TXC2: Kathleen never get to unhinge her jaw and just go
ContingentCat: bye Nelly
WiJohn: Bye!
Justherefortherewards:
bondeulv: I enjoy cool bands
Ranakel: Perhaps checking cool bands IS truth
freshmaker__: bye nelly thanks for stream
couchboyj: Sometimes a band being cool is The Truth
wifi12345678910: The deep truth is that underground mining can destabilize the surface
Desruprot: unfiltered Kathleen
bytecaster: Wholesome!
WiJohn: Get him Kathleen
Sarah_Serinde: You tell him, Kathleen
Flyingdelorion: Thanks Nelson! Have a nice day!
Sorator13: And great writing for Chec kpoint, too!
Old_Salty_Sean: Hi Kathleen!
ContingentCat:
hi Kathleen
SolarBlitz1: About an hour I think
QuixoticScrivener: I would watch a LRR annual performance review stream.
Mai_Andra: Nutkin looming...
Justherefortherewards:
Longer, I got a whole workout in since it's been down
Luna_TheOtter: Did anyone ever tell you that you are delightful Kathleen
TXC2: it's closer to the full hour no?
Sorator13: for the best selling set of all time, even
Mangledpixel: too many people want to do a thing, so noone can do the thing
MrSarkhan:
I just got off work too.
omdorastrix: Spin up another AWS cluster or something
melegaunt_: they clearly need to add more nutkin wheels to power their servers
Desruprot: people want to play FFxMTG no surprise
v_nome:
WiseGuy57: just have kathleen mash keyboard
Paul Tuck: Yeah Nelson's work writing on Checkpoint has been excellent!
Deso: Everyone wants Final Fantasy, but we get No Fantasy
Paul Tuck: Kathleen is awesome!
Sorator13: Kathleen, your outfits are always on point and I am *very* envious of this
ContingentCat: Can we get Cam's story?
Justherefortherewards: Don't worry, Cameron brought a playmat
Mai_Andra: inconceivable
TXC2: Hello Cameron
ArdCollider: hi Paul, Kathleen, Cam
tehfewl: i loaded up arena on my phone at work, did a draft, queued up for game 1, then realized i wanted music playing, tabbed over and back, and was given a game loss...
Jillexie: You are delightful, Kathleen
omdorastrix: Jam some Moonbase Sealed League?
OldUncleDan: Kathleen, I have been watching your FFX stream (Kathleen Saves the World) and your absolute HATRED of FFX-2 is so very real.
Sarah_Serinde: Fun fact: it's way more uplifting to hear that people like what you do than to just assume that they probably do
djalternative: Have you both seen the boss bar yet today?
Jillexie: Hi Cameron!
Ranakel: Hey, Kathleen, I enjoy watching content in which you're involved, which is as far as my compliments can go in a non-parasocial way
siegewino: man, i'd just demolished an izzet deck with my mono-green deck and the win won't count
Joric_Art: well, that was the final of our fantasy rip
spinebustertee: Cameron has adopted the cool substitute teacher posture.
TXC2: Sarah_Serinde damn right
Sorator13: *otther* Ben
Joric_Art: WOO!! sealed league
Sarah_Serinde:
Kathleen, Graham also referred to the graphic for this information earlier today
Juliamon: Emergency pivot!
Justherefortherewards:
We'll do it live 
Flyingdelorion: Hello Cameron! Has anyone ever told you you are an awesome guy?
Gaz_L: I was gonna suggest if people had league matches to play, lol
NicotineRobot: This is what you've been training for! Improv!
tsp397: Didn't Cameron's last experience of MTGO spawn the Gladiator format?
TXC2:
we'll see it with the theatre of the mind
omdorastrix: Tuesday Afternoon Paper Fun?
Riiiiiiis:
Improvising!?!? On this channel!?!? 
QuixoticScrivener: open some boosties? that’s always content
bondeulv: is sitting like that comfortable, cameron?
wedge_x: Cameron Lauder, Ball Turret Gunner
Robot_Bones: somethings gonna happen
Sarah_Serinde: I love Kathleen amusements
Gekyouryuu: Cameron, have you been watching Murder Bot?
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Mai_Andra: "Yeah, no. This isn't just goofing on in the waiting room. This is what we put on stage!"
Juliamon: QuixoticScrivener They're unfortunately a bit restricted on product
highelectricaltemperature: LRR staff dance battle??
loufghyslaufey: Wait. Arena soon or...? Nah, pull a MTGO FamJam crews, eh?
LordManiMani: 🔥🔥🔥
TXC2:
JusticeJuice
loufghyslaufey: You use Google Docs?
ContingentCat: ouch
Sorator13: @loufghyslaufey Arena is having Problems, and those currently on camera are inexperienced with MTGO, so... we're winging it!
Justherefortherewards: It's time for a makeover montage, clearly
northos: @loufghyslaufey unfortunately no one on the late shift is really familiar with MTGO, so we're finding other amusements until Arena is back
ContingentCat:
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Cameron, if you could be any ancient Persian Emperor, who would you be?
SK__Ren: zing
EvilBadman: @loufghyslaufey Nelly was on mtgo, and left, no one has stepped up to do mtgo
Sorator13:
Sarah_Serinde: I also like that idea
Riiiiiiis: sweep the dishes
Ranakel: Tip: if you repeat "What can I do for you?" you can start dancing and go on an adventure with the girlies
thirsty_kitteh: Ooo, I would love to have someone sleep for me, is that possible?
Micalovits: Oh no
Sarah_Serinde:
KaleidoscopeMind: uh
Sarah_Serinde: Good luck
thedepthandbreadthofseth: wait, they dated???
Sarah_Serinde: Bold of you to assume you'll have the chance to return it after disappointing them
Justherefortherewards: Wisdom is fine, but anyone needing glasses gets a -2 to perception
Micalovits: But does wearing the glasses give the +2 back?
loufghyslaufey: cool eights
Justherefortherewards: (I am a glasses-wearer, for what it's worth!!)
NymGG: @Justherefortherewards he PAID for that vision
TXC2: Hello Ben
ContingentCat: !dbcountdown
LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope will begin at Fri 14 Nov 03:00 PM PST (157d, 1:46 from now)
Sarah_Serinde:
thedepthandbreadthofseth: !badadvice
LRRbot: Use the elephant gun.
JKBalch: I flipped the laundry and came back to "and last time this happened let to my breakup". So glad to learn this is a DeVere DnD podcast
Jillexie: Less MTG. more d&d
Justherefortherewards: Wait no, I'm invested
thedepthandbreadthofseth: FF D&D?
QuixoticScrivener: is this how I get a dnd group? just don’t give people an option?
Sorator13: @QuixoticScrivener that's one option!
accountmadeforants: Seems to be working for me now
Wolfii_TV: !badadvice
A_Dub888: @lrrbot you mean the gun for shooting elephants or the elephant shaped gun?
TheDevil_Risen: no update on the site
ContingentCat: what could go wrong?
Justherefortherewards: @quixoticscrivener "I have entertainment for you while you're contractually scheduled to be here"
NymGG: 👀
TXC2: A_Dub888 it's the gun for elephants to use
LathosTiran: banned, banned, extra banned
Gaz_L: 3 headed giant
a_frosty:
now we never know if the demon gets its snack
urist_mc_wazdakka: now we are really gonna crash it!!
Sm00thWizard: all off you are amazing, love you guys
Paul Tuck: Cameron is here! Cameron, you are awesome!!
Simriel: talk about Warhammer instead!
Drachenfells: CRACK-A-PACK!
william claybrook: Review Chats' performance !!! Kathleen
TheBorzoi: Ben missed the Claim button for the FF pack in his inbox
accountmadeforants: Good lord, there's so many cosmetics for this set
MegaDosX: Ben you also have three Final Fantasy packs in your mail
Desruprot: Ben FamJam
Justherefortherewards: Don't forget your coffee order in all the excitement
SnackPak_:
LordManiMani: Kabooom
wifi12345678910: He deserved it
JKBalch: NICE!
KaleidoscopeMind:
loufghyslaufey: How have gamers not configured a numeral d20 INSIDE a magic right ball by now?
DAC169:
no, my nuts!! 
JKBalch: My Guy!
Sorator13: Oof
Juliamon: aww
loufghyslaufey: That'd be so crystal ORBbin' tbh, right?
TXC2: Right chat I'm off
ContingentCat: too big too stinky
Juliamon: that's fair
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming LRR
Ranakel: Do you have the egg that has lots of smaller eggs inside of it?
Sorator13: 2big2stinky
Sorator13: gnight TXC2!
Marvoleath: @loufghyslaufey there are spherical d100 that work like that, basically, maybe d20 too
LordManiMani:
QuixoticScrivener: mtgo
Unas84:
Cam! This is a family stream , it's in the title!
EvilBadman:
Just make sure if you do a draft/sealed it's bo1
BrowneePointz: branding
ContingentCat: it's yelling
ztghostie: it shows how FINAL it is
KaleidoscopeMind: you need to scream it
LathosTiran: UNIX compatability mode?
Snowwraith: Yes, the branding is in capitals. A bunch of Japanese games have that capital letters thing. RESIDENT EVIL does the same thing often.
Sorator13: oh hello Kimahri!
CaptainSpam: I mean, you traditionally need to scream "Mortal Kombat!!!", but even they don't spell it in all-caps.
tehfewl: bounces all other things
Jethrain: Bounces each thing
oggybert: bounces all the non hydro homies
Sorator13: oooooh, that seems good
EvilBadman: AND Ward 2
Sorator13: 6/6 bounce almost everything, turn 2 attack and draw a card
BrowneePointz: like 90ish?
QuixoticScrivener: stop to do every fate
tehfewl: depends on how much fawning over him you do as well
kumatsu: I got from start to Endwalker in 2 weeks but it was in quarantine and all I did
Luna_TheOtter: Lightning Bolt seems good
QuixoticScrivener: just the gold saucer
Bugberry: The Gold Saucer
snowewolf: Playing FF14 just for Emit is Valid and Based
Feriority: I don't know what the best pick is but I don't think you ever feel bad taking bolt
EnderPlays12345: I forgot, I was in the middle of a draft when the servers went down, if I reach out to support should I be able to get my gold back? Sorry if this isn't really the place to ask but figured I'd do it anyways
Ranakel: M'toya
WiJohn: I think thunder magic might be better
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: ah, Matoya, from FF1
tehfewl: listening to every magic content creator trying to pronounce these FF names has been really fun
Gaz_L: technically it's Matoya from FFXIV
ContingentCat: not gluten free
Sorator13: @Gaz_L and specifically, the elder Matoya
TotallyNotaBeholder: Not Gluten Free?
KaleidoscopeMind: gluten free
ztghostie: grape fruit
Jethrain: Gluten-ful
Justherefortherewards: I've been playing a lot of Vivi, that little guy ramps up FAST, especially since the job select artifacts make bodies but are still non-creatures
sirzechs_666: If you had to draft only one MTG set for the rest of time what would it be?
Gaz_L: yeah, if they have a special name for summons in a game, the card uses it if it's meant to be that one specifically
BOTGrant: Shock with other modes! Prettaaay good.
gsyhiap: Go Faster
coachNelly: nice we’re back already. good luck fam!
Marvoleath:
@sirzechs_666 Mystery Booster
omdorastrix: Gluten-Free Ifrit doesn't quite have the same texture as Ifrit
melegaunt_: FFXV is *the* hot boy road trip game.
silent_sol: yes FF8
Luna_TheOtter: a hot boy and he can cook? dang
Sorator13: I absolutely would not know which one you're talking about, Ben
ztghostie:
VSXIII
Gaz_L: like Espers, GFs etc
Elios Candraya: Welp the draft i was in the middle of apparently auto completed
Keith: ben this is your conscience, draft lightning bolt
JediMB: I really want to put together some sort of Matoya and Lunatic Pandora deck.
tehfewl: FFXV, or Boy Band Road Trip Goes Wrong
A_NO0B: is that the one in the car?
WiJohn: All of 8s hot boys are deeply annoying though
EvilBadman: Yeah
ArcOfTheConclave: to be fair, Matoya from ff1 was 10 pixels and a banging soundtrack and cardboard can't play music, so using the ff14 design makes sense
northos: it only ever hits one creature even if you have a million birds
BrowneePointz: Emet would find her quaint
Luna_TheOtter: Emet-Selch shouldn't combo with anything to be fair
Snowwraith: Vision design was in like 2021 apparently so yeah, it's been in the works for a long time.
Sorator13: Oh, I'm utterly unsurprised at Gavin working on this one for a long time, that makes a lot of sense
bondeulv: yeah
Ranakel: A lot of it is really tricky to pilot!
Diabore: knockdown drag out fight?
Mangledpixel: real knife fights? how big is your LGS's tarp budget?
bondeulv: games that weren't flood/screw were generally interesting and back and forth
Brozard: (non-derogatory)
ContingentCat: sweaty knife fights (affectionate)
Ranakel: And like, tricky to pilot in a fun way with decision points, not in a "wait how much text does this card have?" kinda way
silent_sol: sweaty *affectionate*
ThankYouUro: Oh you went to the Machete Tarp Game pre-release
timetwister7: you can in 14
Diabore: you definitely can
tehfewl: i got myself a playset of the battle at the big bridge fatal pushes, cuz i love that song
Sorator13: the landslides... the landslides!
Justherefortherewards: Does FF14 have blitzball though?
tehfewl: @Justherefortherewards not yet
BrowneePointz: but yea Cameron would like Emet. "Your Van Goghs and Bach's are quaint, but I would burn it down to bring back the Hanging Gardens of Babylon"
Ranakel: A DPS loss, but an Aura gain
TheBorzoi: It's only a DPS loss when you jump off the arena
Pumadog95: ah the floor tanks know as dragoon
QuixoticScrivener: Never backwards, only forward.
thirsty_kitteh: "technically a DPS loss" has been called, Cursed Chat has been summoned
GreatGodOm: Cameron, I appreciated that Tom Lehrer reference.
Mai_Andra:
The party DPS was lost when I backflipped off the stage.
WiJohn: Ultima also ramps if you hit your own lands
Bruceski: Every time I backflip off the stage on my drg I say "why do I have that button there" but it still is.
bondeulv: crystal
tehfewl: Kraum is really strong
Diabore: id hedge it
anhakha: Inverse Flurry
tehfewl: plus, you get to say "Move to Kraum-bat"
Justherefortherewards: Fwiw, everyone I've heard has said this is *definitely* a 2 color set, with very rare exceptions
RixtonSnek: 5 color good stuff here we go
Justherefortherewards: Exile-abrade
thirsty_kitteh: suplex has been doing some *heavy lifting* (I'm sorry)
CaptainSpam: I'm fond of "DOOJ" for explosions, as per Homestar Runner.
KaleidoscopeMind: kill a really dope artifact, like a train
Jaime Grijalba: Cameron!
Chaos Treader: There are a couple spells that make birds in the set.
Keifeto: oh yea the Prerelease near me was both forms of sweaty cause we were both all deep in the think tanks trying to win and there was jsut soo many people in the small shop x-x
Gek Oh: hi everyone! is this a special version of MTGA? the status page says servers are down.
Feriority: How can you tell?
BrowneePointz: Cloud?
Sorator13:
BrowneePointz: Joker?
BrowneePointz: Yu from Persona 4?
Gaz_L: every talks about Sabin suplexing things, not enough people talk about him hadoken'ing things
EvilBadman: @BrowneePointz If you're not doing a bit: Squall
Sorator13: we never did find that comic, regrettably
Gaz_L: Dragoon
Gaz_L: it ties into Heavensward
Jepardil: I'm bias for Bard
TheBorzoi: I love the rogue/ninja storyline.
oggybert: Dragoon is p good
Sorator13: probably Dragoon
MegaDosX: Excuse you
Justherefortherewards: Chocobussy???
MrSarkhan: excuse me?
TophTheHermit: I liked bard
v_nome: I like Warrior's storyline
BrowneePointz: out of the ARR Jobs? maybe Dragoon?
Sorator13: @TheBorzoi technically not a starting class, mind
tehfewl: i liked white mage
JKBalch: Summoner
aerohydra: summonr ties in well with the cat lady from the ff14 commander deck
Feriority: I liked archer/bard a lot
northos: yeah I liked arcanist/summoner a lot
Luna_TheOtter: i adore Arcanist/Summoner
Th3Hypn0Toad: White mage! You clean taint all day!
NuCk3: Lancer into Dragoon is good
TheBorzoi: @Sorator13 True but it's available as soon as you can select a 2nd class
Justherefortherewards: The fact that all of yall are saying different jobs is probably a good sign for the quality of all the storylines
RixtonSnek: benno
RhymesWithMoose: The Arcanist/Summoner job quests line up with the Realm Reborn story quests very well.
RixtonSnek: oh that was cam
thirsty_kitteh: Amusingly, I was in Victoria, in order to converse the number of Bens in town
tehfewl: so now that partners on are Arena, How long until Vialsmasher gets banned in Historic Brawl?
RhymesWithMoose: Dragon into Heavensward is also a very strong choice.
RhymesWithMoose: *dragoon
Zombie_Spacer: ooh lake camping fun
freshmaker__: @tehfewl they dont ban any of the other busted stuff on brawl so i imagine never
Brozard: oh Sprout Lake, I heard Sprunt Lake, which sounds very funny
DJayHGaming: Honestly, Alchemist. But of the combat classes, I'm partial to the archer 0-30 myself.
TheShokara: Ocean is indeed cold
Bruceski: Dragoon is interesting if you can get over it being very much not about you. Father and son having a fight and you're just watching awkwardly "so... should I go get my job armor?"
Sorator13: tbf, you have experience with jumping into cold water, Ben
Riiiiiiis:
It's fun because if I drive 3½ hours in almost any direction, I'm out of the country
goombalax: Cool Arena's back
RhymesWithMoose: @bruceski I'd the big thing with Dragoon is that there's payoff later for having done it.
Bugberry: The temperature change from being in Ireland for 2 weeks to getting back to Texas was the worst.
melegaunt_: As an ashamed Florida Man, only thing worse than hot camping is hot *humid* camping.
Sorator13: @Bugberry oh bus, that does sound rough
Diabore: ah yeah ardyn
Feriority: Oh he's really good
WiJohn: Ardyn is nuts
Luna_TheOtter: i mean, FF took a lot from D&D so it's not too far apart
SK__Ren: He is messed up if you can get him out
Justherefortherewards: Oh that guy was in one of Grahams decks earlier
Marvoleath: a graveyard, can hi oppo's too
Old_Salty_Sean: Diamond Weapon was the workhorse of my prerelease
LathosTiran: we found the guy with the credit card
thirsty_kitteh: rent more cycles!
QuixoticScrivener: its ok, they literally can't print enough cards to cash out their money printing
tehfewl: Thank you James
tsp397: Self Destruct did some work earlier
Bruceski: @rhymeswithmoose oh yeah. Every time someone said "it's the Azure Dragoon" and Estinien says "dude, you already had one before I got here" I felt all fuzzy
neisan2112: Slef destruct good, it can go face
Sorator13: ohh, I really like that effect for Bard's Bow
Gekyouryuu: Ooooh, what's our foe that replaced Nutkin?
Sarah: No, they just kept trying and were able to get back in a few minutes ago
Jaime Grijalba: you don't have black mana cam
Jaime Grijalba: jesuuus
ectro24: Had self-destruct jumbo Cactuar at my pre-release
TheDevil_Risen: wow you all should see the email I just got from Secret Lair hahaha
omdorastrix: From my expierience: found that one lynchpin server that had been collecting logs since 2019 and had grown to 48.5GB in size and cleared it.
goombalax: I like that Vivi can self destruct and survive
freshmaker__: yuna is busted
LathosTiran: @Gekyouryuu Iron Muscles
BrowneePointz: yea Ashlizzle was reanimating Bahamut and Knights of the Round in standard with her Camron
Gekyouryuu: @lathostiran ty
Lavalot: Had Yuna at the pre-release but only TWO on color enchantments TT_TT
RixtonSnek: RIP
Khalstrom: sorry about the blow out Cam
tehfewl: yeah, mythics good
Sorator13: is Ben muted?
wileack: Emet is a rare?
freshmaker__: dies means battlefield to graveyard so technically yes
TheDevil_Risen: heya James!
WriterRaven flops into chat, existing
thirsty_kitteh bring tea for Raven
Anubis169 pulls up another sofa for everybody
WiJohn: Easy come, easy gocobo
thirsty_kitteh: ooo comfy
OVERKiLL!: finished my last loss and logged off
OVERKiLL!: draw your rares i guess
Ash “Vocal”: that's such a flavor win too since she basically is summoning the fursonas of ghosts
Gekyouryuu: Chat, remind me: Traveling Chocobo doesn't double the chapter effects of like Fat Chocobo or Choco/Mog, right?
freshmaker__: dragon this lance across the battlefield
Ranakel: I have lost a match solely of the back of Hotboy Ignis. It was excrutiating
WriterRaven: 'get in the rock' is probably closer? =P
tehfewl: Gladio is great
Lavalot: I wish they kept the little marker showing what game the cards are from on Arena card
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Diabore: ooh its a gigas now
Snowwraith: @Lavalot It's there, it shows as flavour text.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: who is in the corner now?
BrowneePointz: that's white on white auracite crime
alchemistsavant: @Lavalot It's in the flavor text zone when you right click, it's a little inconvenient but it's still there
Jethrain: @Gekyouryuu fairly sure it wouldn't, the ETB isn't what triggers the chapter effects
Feriority: Nice T-Rexaur, idiot
Justherefortherewards: Those are some big ol bodies in Ben's game
Ranakel: Never didn't have it
tehfewl: nice 6/6s nerd
Bugberry: suspicious?
Justherefortherewards: Can't equip the glove if everythings dead
Micalovits: That... Might be worse
Diabore: and 2 attacks, i think youre dobs
Diabore: its 52 trample
Micalovits: Not "Might" but Very
Pywodwagon: that dinosaur is representing 52 damage
neisan2112: And another combat
Khalstrom: That's one big stompy boi
WilliamKohler: Love those kamigawa lands.
Ranakel: Genji glove on Aerith was brutal for me at some point
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Diabore: it kind of is
Bruceski: That's Benchwarmer from FFX
Dog_of_Myth: Just got back from getting dinner and Arena is back up. Sweet
Bugberry: Summer Games Fest
zigboy22: several
niccus: don't worry about it
Bruceski: Be sure to check bundles before getting any avatars, comes out to 50 percent less coins
Justherefortherewards: You missed what essentially used to be E3
RealGamerCow: Yeah it's (not) E3 time
Dog_of_Myth: There has been like 6 game showcases
neisan2112: There were like 10+ different shows
Pywodwagon: ArcSys Marvel FIghting game
melegaunt_: I can't wait to become a Tonberry and play magic as Richard Garfield intended
OldUncleDan: FFT is finally going to be on Steam!!!!!!
Bugberry: I just downloaded FF Tactics on Mobile a couple weeks ago, so poor timing for me.
Mai_Andra:
Street Fighter 6 season 3 characters announced - Viper 
RustyVenture: Invincible 3V3 tag game too
accountmadeforants: Honestly the sickest thing that could've possibly been announced
accountmadeforants: Yeah, the ArcSys game probably won't be F2P
BrowneePointz: SGF was okay Ben, but the Sony and Xbox showcases were legitimately sick
tehfewl: im actually in the middle of a p4g replay
BrowneePointz: Puppet Boxing looks rad as hell
Mr_Horrible: my one gripe about the Marvel ArcSys is: take the gundam crest off of Iron Man. We get the design inspiration, that's just too corny for me.
niccus: if anyone's going to kill that game, it'll be riot
Mr_Horrible: everything else is fire
RatherLargeToad: frog on frog violence!
Brozard: My hot take is that Persona 4 doesn't actually need a remake, it was just ported to PC and modern consoles
theamc2000: thunder magic is too fast an animation
Bugberry: Silksong is looking more likely, but I'll believe it when it's in my hand.
WiJohn: Fairwell frogs
Mr_Horrible: @Brozard I'm looking forward to getting P5 remake before P6
Brozard: @Mr_Horrible Not like this...
Micalovits: F
MegaDosX: RIP Ben
Brozard: Remake P1&2, dang it!
BrowneePointz: There's several(like 6) good Horror games showed off for Let's Nope btw Ben. You'll def want to check 'em out
Diabore: always
accountmadeforants: @Mr_Horrible It's also a Super Sentai thing, not just Gundam. I like it
Marvoleath: they may block
Jethrain: !card blitzball shot
LRRbot: Blitzball Shot [1G] | Instant | Target creature gets +3/+3 and gains trample until end of turn.
ThankYouUro: yeah honestly, P4G did not need a remake, its still really good and accessible
Mr_Horrible: @accountmadeforants ah, true. I just feel like the overall look of the suit is enough of a nod, and distinct enough from his usual design. The crest just feels too out-of-place
ContingentCat: what is time?
Badchop: It came out on PC a few years ago
theamc2000: P4 got a port, this is a remake
Zachariah Huey: Am i seeing more animations this set?
Reach: There are about twelve new time-travel soulsbornes coming so
OVERKiLL!: The Saga Summons should have elaborate animations tho
OVERKiLL!: i really dig the thunder magic shock and the ice magic freeze sounds and animations
Reach: They're an Arena opponent, so yes. There's always another removal spell.
Qwertiest_Mint: Hey everyone, how are folks here who aren’t necessarily fans of FF finding the set? I imagine it’s not overly reliant on being a fan of the games?
OVERKiLL!: still magic @Mint
Bugberry: P4 the Skyrim of JRGs
Bugberry: JRPGS
niccus: they've never released p4 with the good fog since the original
Mr_Horrible: I mean, that trailer also seemed kinda... rushed?
Micalovits: You got this!
BrowneePointz: P4Golden came out 13 years ago Cam
Mr_Horrible: like the gameplay segment was pretty short and looked a little slapdash
WiJohn: Oh no blockers!
Badchop: lol, the trailer was a bit "it's happening, stop asking"-esque
Micalovits: Just... Topdeck second lightning bolt!
MegaDosX: Yeah you don't need to block
Jethrain: -9980 is not 0
ThankYouUro: gets tramble next turn
MegaDosX: #BlameJames
Diabore: blame james
Mr_Horrible: but Ben you're getting so many landfall triggers
WriterRaven: #BlameJames
Marvoleath: maybe they wont block
fourtoedsloth: Dead to green Phage
theamc2000: tripled
MegaDosX: FANTASTIC
Mr_Horrible: hell yeah
BusTed:
Micalovits: Lets go!
WiJohn: Hell yeah!
bytecaster: Yes!
Badchop: lol good god
Dog_of_Myth:
zigboy22: YEEEE
TheWooglie:
Jillexie: lol
niccus: slightly dead
zigboy22: GG
KaleidoscopeMind: -29984!
JKBalch: yay!
MegaDosX: Ben I think you just lost the next hundred games
Brozard: New Low Score!
alchemistsavant: OKAY I CAN COME BACK IN - I just fought you ben lmao
neisan2112: Hell yeah brthr
Justherefortherewards: I imagine they just completed 3 hidden Achievements LMAO
TheDevil_Risen:
Mr_Horrible: you just made someone's day, Ben, I'm proud of you
DarthRagnar815: Totally worth it.
Ranakel: Is this why they call it Warhammer 30k damage to the face?
insanecat6mtg:
Mr_Horrible: perfect
Diabore: @alchemistsavant gg gg
Kentosaurus: i just got hit by a jumbo cactuar with trample. not even mad.
Badchop: Jecht getting suplexed is pure justice
omdorastrix: Wow - glad I didn't see a Jumbo Cactuar in my Pre-release games
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Micalovits: Wins in 10 turns I guess
MegaDosX: Woo
freshmaker__: wait... luca stadium is spelled right on arena?
Bugberry: !card blitzball arena
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
kumatsu: snae ling
Bugberry: !card stadium
LRRbot: Found 7 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
JKBalch: Is James updating the fight? I haven't seen wrestler guy take a fireball
MegaDosX: !card strixhaven stadium
LRRbot: Strixhaven Stadium [3] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. Put a point counter on this artifact. / Whenever a creature deals combat damage to you, remove a point counter from this artifact. / Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to an opponent, put a point counter on this artifact. Then if it has ten or more point counters on it, remove them all and that player loses the game.
goombalax: !card Luka Stadium
OldUncleDan:
So, does Luca (Luka) Stadium have a second floor?
MegaDosX: #BlameJames
silent_sol: golbased
WriterRaven: #BlameJames intensifies
LoadingReadyRun: @JKBalch Fireballs are from you all. Subs trigger it, as do bits.
Micalovits: F
Qwertiest_Mint: I mean that if it was skinned as a typical set would it be as well received ?
OVERKiLL!: no?
Ash “Vocal”: That's insane, Arena saw you had landfall creatures and gave you a land every turn so you could get the maxium value
OVERKiLL!: OVERKiLL
Qwertiest_Mint: You think so? :0
llahsram555: Absolute Chad
Qwertiest_Mint: It was just trying to help, Ash lol 🤣😭
Sarah: Part of the appeal definitely comes from it being specifically Final Fantasy. I doubt it'd be the best-selling set in Magic history if it wasn't FF. Doesn't mean it's not good mechanically too
Sarah: (I have not had a chance to play it yet but folks seem to be having fun)
Qwertiest_Mint: Very fair point, Sarah, thanks :D all my mates are fans and have loved their prereleases but I’ve yet to get a game
Reach: See the problem is that new Limited formats are always fun so it's going to be difficult to tell if this is a "good" format for a little while.
Sarah: I've definitely also seen a few non-FF fans saying they feel put off by it, so obviously ymmv
Qwertiest_Mint: Would we need more time for standard to get going, @reach?
Qwertiest_Mint: Yea I would resonate a little bit there with the non-fans, mostly the art and references with my lack of prior knowledge
Reach: I wouldn't know, sorry. I literally pick up one standard deck every rotation to get through the dailies when I'm out of Gems and that's about it.
OldUncleDan: Kathleen, I have been watching your FFX stream (Kathleen Saves the World) and your absolute HATRED of FFX-2 is so very real.
Diabore: did the server meltdown break the shuffler? jesus
omdorastrix: @LoadingReadyRun Paul was firing big fireballs for wins at the monster...
LoadingReadyRun:
@omdorastrix Paul is much nicer than I am. Y'all want fireballs, you gotta pay
omdorastrix: I've got 336.7K doLLRs
LoadingReadyRun: For you @omdorastrix
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Pinwiz11: Namazu is a good card, yes yes
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Greyah: We're a fan of the namazu yes yes
Feriority: I don't want namazu trader to be good >.>
BusTed:
Diabore: i am now
Luminaire_p: I have!
aitsu100: I have
Gekyouryuu: Minwu?
KaleidoscopeMind: all of the spells, so overpowered
Luminaire_p: Minwu rules
spinebustertee: Minwu!
KaleidoscopeMind: and then...
SirTrae: I have, and am actually currently in a replay of it
aitsu100: right and left handed my beloved
Luminaire_p: FFII was weird, but I had a great time with it
Greyah: The storytelling in the very early FF games is interesting like that. They're doing quite a lot with very little.
ArmstrongRGM96X: Yeah the various remakes make FFII's progression system a lot of fun
TheBorzoi: The reason he misses is because he's usually in the back row which has an accuracy penalty for all weapons except bows
ShadowChorus: I've been playing through the final fantasy games in order recently as well, just made my way to 8
ShadowChorus: 2 was definitely one of the more interesting ones
Gekyouryuu: *once again, to the tune of Mayonaka no Door* "Black Waltz THREE~~~~"
BrowneePointz: Vivi's shitty little brother!
silent_sol: im a bit disapointed by the FF board. Not really impressive and a bit generic
gnomebot1: Have a good rest of stream.
Kentosaurus: oops
Marvoleath: @silent_sol and nothing is interactive as far as I was able to see
Qwertiest_Mint: Fair strat, Reach, no worries 😌
Sarah: I just figure I can still enjoy the gameplay without being invested in the lore
Qwertiest_Mint: I suppose best way for me is to get some games in and give it a fair shot!
Sarah: I just won't be as hyped for the set as the big fans. But like, I adored the LotR set so much, so I'm happy for them XD
Sarah: Seems like the way to go, yeah :)
OVERKiLL!: LOTR was a banger
Sarah: And if it's not for you, there will be other sets in the future
Qwertiest_Mint: Great sees great lol 🧙♀️ 🤖
OVERKiLL!: AFR was super dope too
Reach: Yeah, I can add as not-a-big-LotR-person that LOTR was an amazing Limited set.
Sarah: I've been gradually collecting the LotR cards (especially fancy ones). I love Tolkien's work, I love the art on them, and I think the team did a very good job with the card flavour and art direction
Sarah: Beyond that I don't tend to have much to do with paper magic these days, but hey why not
Sarah: I had to talk myself out of buying a booster box for my birthday. I *know* I'm better off buying singles, but still >_>
LoadingReadyRun: Buy a box Sarah. You know you want to.
Sarah: With what money, presumably James?
OVERKiLL!: i just dont think the pool for UB is as deep as they think it is... givin the frequency they are planning .
Ash “Vocal”: you can't draft with singles
Reach: James, buy a booster box for Sarah's birthday.
Sarah: See, this I'm on board with XD
LoadingReadyRun: Money is just a concept we invented. If you believe hard enough you don't need it.
Diabore: insane
Feriority: Ardyn is a problem
Greyah: I will forever keep the opinion that if spoilers can ruin a story, it wasn't a good story to begin with.
fourtoedsloth: Don't worry about it
lamina5432: a reanimatee
Diabore: alt f4?
Jethrain: alt-f4
notthepenguins: tab out and force quit
WiJohn: alt f4?
omdorastrix: alt F4?
TheDevil_Risen: alt f4
alchemistsavant: Alt f4 is legitimately the best answer here, or task manager lol
TheDevil_Risen: literally
melegaunt_: ye olde alt-f4 magics
TheWooglie: ALT F$?
DAC169: alt+f4
Feriority: Might be good to use the fight on just to take good targets away from Ardyn
TheWooglie: whoops
Mai_Andra: ctrl-shift-esc
kumatsu: correct
Diabore: correct
oldmankoro: was playing through all main line FF games but was defeated by the fact that i don't own XII (the only one i'm missing)
RixtonSnek: it shouldn't die
notthepenguins: correct
Bugberry: Do damage is dealt
ztghostie: correct
Gaz_L: correct
TheBorzoi: Correct
Bugberry: no damage
XavusGaming: correct
lamina5432: it's not butts?
Molator: the password is dickbutt
TheWooglie:
just read it out James
haberley: dickbutt?
BrowneePointz: He's the big bad of 15
TheShokara: Watching all the different LRR folks discover Ardyn in real time is amazing
Micalovits: hunter2
kumatsu:
Venat
spinebustertee: Ardyn dumpstered me in my prerelease, he got back a Sin from my opponent's bin and that was game over
Micalovits: Well played Cam!
TheDevil_Risen: oof
TheDevil_Risen: also nice Dab cam
TheDevil_Risen: its good to see you
TheWooglie:
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kumatsu: !card chocobo racetrack
LRRbot: Chocobo Racetrack [3GG] | Artifact | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, create a 2/2 green Bird creature token with "Whenever a land you control enters, this token gets +1/+0 until end of turn."
Diabore: "sounds like youre just feeding chocobos to diamond weapons"
redpandrake:
TheDevil_Risen: JUICED
Diabore: black white lets goooo
TheDevil_Risen: nice
alchemistsavant: hope is really funny with moogle's valor actually
Bugberry: Stilskin can trade at instant speed, so doing that in response to removal seems good.
alchemistsavant: on the attack anyway
Bugberry: Opponent doesn't know
Dorkmaster Flek: Oh no Cam 😂
Dorkmaster Flek: You're about to get rekt that's what it means.
Sarah: So believe harder and I can quit my job, got it
Reach: Correct, not that we get seen here
OVERKiLL!: 👀
Reach: well, James sees us
OVERKiLL!: James a BEAST on Tech tho
OVERKiLL!: Moogle The Wreckage
Micalovits: So many birds
Diabore: the fattest chocobro
WriterRaven: chonkobro
TheWooglie: no it's a sorcery
Luminaire_p: "How dare you speak of the Great One that way!"
bytecaster: Chat, Jecht is messed up
Marvoleath: Cam's mic is hitting the chair I believe
Bugberry: double trample
fourtoedsloth: It just sticks around for an extra turn
Micalovits: It will make the bird stay around for longer
alchemistsavant:
I just never drew a land and my opponent syncopated my town crier, so there's my karma for hitting Ben for 30k damage
kumatsu: removing lore just makes it last longer
Feriority: Gives you a free turn with it, there's no downside right?
TheWooglie:
Redbassist:
TheDevil_Risen:
redpandrake:
kumatsu: Titan down! Nobody fell off the platform!
KaleidoscopeMind: just a few
insanecat6mtg:
melegaunt_: I'm jelly of that pool
fourtoedsloth: Wow! I love how that mana base really reflects your confidence
melegaunt_: I was forced to play red/green creatures on Friday and had basically *no* removal. Feelsbadman.
WriterRaven: steals your G'raha
JesGolbez: wark
OVERKiLL!: 🛸
Greyah: As a FFXIV player who is bad at card evaluation I'll say: one can never have enough G'raha
Dr_fragenstien: with blitzball, the filter land, and the map, I think a splash is viable
Diabore: that flips sephiroth pretty easy
Lavalot: I think Phantom Train seems sick?
Micalovits: Train is... To expensive I think
Lavalot: Man this makes my Pre-release sealed pool seem even worse than it was
tehfewl: Reminder, in Miquote society, the Tia surname is reserved for Non-Breeding Males
Feriority: Is Cecil good? The downside seems pretty bad in limited
Desruprot: when he flips he really helps push through
Dr_fragenstien: you don't need a lot of creatures to make a trumpet blast good though. You'd be suprised
fourtoedsloth: I mean it's a free sac outlet, it can win the game out of nowhere with Sephiroth
SEEKER_MTG: Could you cut a swamp because of swamp cycling?
Micalovits: A free sac outlet and a blood artist is pretty good
goombalax: he is THE aristocrat
lamina5432: its just blood artist
Dr_fragenstien: reluctantly, but it does a lot of things aristocrats wants
fourtoedsloth: Can you cut the plainscycling moogle?
Bugberry: It was on the North 100 set review
Marvoleath: blood artist emblem is busto
Dr_fragenstien: it's both a sac outlet and an aristocrat
SEEKER_MTG: Is 16 lands an option with the land cycling?
Dog_of_Myth: Heck yeah Wall of Omens
bondeulv: the crystal fragment seems mid?
melegaunt_: Well now I have that song stuck in my head, thanks Ben
Lavalot: Did someone say Andor
Flyingdelorion: Monkk;s fist maybe?
RayFK: It's a much better orzhov pool than the last one I made
Bugberry: reminds me of Arachnogenesis
HowesLifeFam: so fairly new to Standard. I have 9 Mythics and 14 rares. I dont know if I should craft Boros Aggro Equipment or Rakdos Reanimator.
OVERKiLL!: Have You looked at mono red mice @HowesLifeFam? very few rares need to be crafted there..
OVERKiLL!: got me to mythic last season
HowesLifeFam: I havent @OVERKiLL!
HowesLifeFam: the few standard decks I have are jank decks Manifest dread splash that allows me to get whatever turn 2 at best. or a deck i call choose your fate (slasher + blood Obliterator + fight, Inn + Vraska)
DakotaKobold: Silverquill mentioned. Based
RayFK: Goddamnit Kathleen
Dog_of_Myth:
goombalax: I just won a traditional draft with Genji glove and Squall
Bugberry: Hearing Marshall and LSV say that name on the podcast was hilarious
nuthouse01: nickname locked in!
gualdhar: gyatt damn dwarves
SquareDotCube: giott lali-ho mf'ers
hd_dabnado: oh wait that is naya
alchemistsavant: unless it gets trample, then you're still screwed I think?
alchemistsavant: Hell yeah, revenge!
Bugberry: Diamond Dusted
Molator: 11 burn even
fourtoedsloth: Good ol fling. Nothing beats fling
alchemistsavant: ooh, graha for blockies at least
raulghoulia: which creature is that I remember losing to them a lot
Jedi_Master_Zell: Lol, I heard "ten bird".
HowesLifeFam: i get to Plat 3 at best and get stuck lol
OVERKiLL!: Jumble-Strike
Greggen: GYATT
OVERKiLL!: we want me Gibb Reads Magic Cards skits
OVERKiLL!: lol! we want *MORE
OVERKiLL!: nice Ben
Brozard: It's the scabbard, not the sword
public_key_reveal_party: "people I knew in high school" deck
TheBorzoi: Blood Sword would be the weapon to give lifelink
Brozard: Man, my sealed pool honks
RixtonSnek: We do believe you too~
raulghoulia: @TheBorzoi unless a zombie blocks
alchemistsavant: Lots of opportunities for frog
silent_sol: "I am a sword specialist. -oh yeah, identify this -yep thats a sword"
Bugberry: At least Excalibur 2 doesn't need to be equipped to get the counters.
goatprince: did somebody have a ff9 lore question or is that just a Qu in your battlefield
RayFK: Aardvark
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raulghoulia: thats from 6
Greyah: It kinda looks like it's wearing sunglasses.
TheDevil_Risen: well, first draft for me went 3-3
MWGNZ: frogployment!
TheBorzoi: Like Frog in Chrono Trigger
Redbassist: Frog job frog job!
ArcOfTheConclave: it does make sense
Brozard: This Old Man got weird
SquareDotCube: @Greyah tbf wearing sunglasses was trendy in 6
melegaunt_: Qu are people too
g0blinslide: get that frog outta the house and get it a job
DAC169:
that quote needs added "I can give this frog a job?" 
Brozard: Knick knack, patty whack, give a frog a job
CaptainSpam: Knick-nack, paddywack, give a frog a job, this old man came rolling... um... bob.
nuthouse01: I suppose the rules translation would be "create a Hero token and attach the equipment to one of the tokens created this way", then
KodeMage: Nice
dbhkyle: ayyy
Brozard: This old man's a stinky bog
alchemistsavant: Bolt the Bard
public_key_reveal_party: is that a euphamism?
KodeMage: It's a book
Voidhawk42: Hell Yeah All Tomorrows!!
freshmaker__: oh yeah replacement effects can get weird. if you have a token doubler, either of the 2/2 spirits from WAR ugin die then you get the exiled card under it.
alchemistsavant: Quina seems really good?
goatprince: wark never changes.
BrowneePointz: Coo ee na
nevyn666: its not
BrowneePointz: it's a play on the japanese word to eat
alchemistsavant: Oh that's actually really neat.
Brozard: ey, my friend drew that
tehfewl: got passed the Sephiroth atraxa in pack 3 and im no where near in those colors
Quinten : I love all tomorrows
goatprince: quina quen, their fully name, in japanese is a pun on 'to eat / don't eat'. i know you didn't ask but i'm here now, so,
thetrashman_sc: truuuue
Marvoleath: so, Graha and Seph are bffs apparently
Ranakel: The line! He saw the line!
raulghoulia: neat
goatprince: dirty
Brozard: the toad explode
Jillexie: Sickening
Justherefortherewards: Self destruct is a really good finisher from very random life totals, it feels
tehfewl: Berserk and Fling never goes out of style
TheBorzoi: I just managed to kill someone with Odin's Zantetsuken (2nd chapter ability)
TheWooglie: you do get mana from the schemes
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SquareDotCube: spotted thrum?
raulghoulia: !card thrumming stone
LRRbot: Thrumming Stone [5] | Legendary Artifact | Spells you cast have ripple 4.
BrowneePointz: You dare thrum upon the Sacrosanct!?
Ranakel: Wishin' I was thrummin'
Lavalot: thrumming stoned
ElektroTal: i'll Zan *your* tetsuken
goatprince: just take solace that you're making your opponent's day, cam
Phoenix of Melior: wow
Jacob K: boom goes the dynamite
Greyah: I love that they made the hero tokens match their selected jobs.
Feriority: @Greyah My favorite is that warrior's sword makes a warrior. Except it's an XIV warrior with an axe instead of a sword.
Greyah: @Feriority Look it not perfect system.
30teracyte: I like that genji glove gives non-red commander decks an extra combat effect
Justherefortherewards: It's to counteract the strong lobby from "fathers for drunk driving"
silenceaux: Soliciting for donations presumably
gsyhiap:
The human caller was clearly too plastered and delegated to the robot
goatprince: i think if a machine lies to you you should be able to exact payment from its taskmaster
Voidhawk42: Butlerian Jihad soon fellow stalker
DirectorStephanie:
Bugberry: @Feriority the card says it's from FF1.
Justherefortherewards: Opponent heard you get a little bit of excitement in your life and decided that was uncalled for
Feriority: @Bugberry I know, the card is fine, I'm talking about which token it makes
Bugberry: @30teracyte Finest Hour is the only non-Red one I could find.
Ian Scott: Ben, none has said it yet, if you have Quina and play a slime against humanity the frog gets the same amount of 1/1 counters
Lavalot: bints and bogo?
Diabore: unplayable in commander
Bugberry: You can tap your Equipment which is neat.
Greyah: I refuse to call that man anything other than Butz
Feriority: When I get to six mana I'll really start ramping
thetrashman_sc: its not great imo
freshmaker__: realm reborn seems very slow. like that new capenna thing everyone thought was busted
Justherefortherewards: Next pool is it for Cam, I believe
lamina5432: g/w birds are fun
Bugberry: @freshmaker__ the Treasure mythic? I remember people freaking out because Green caring about Treasure.
BrowneePointz: He who Mom clapped into oblivion
Bugberry: !card bootlegger's stash
LRRbot: Bootleggers' Stash [5G] | Artifact | Lands you control have "{T}: Create a Treasure token."
sChaosagent: And now its nearly a bulk rare now
SK__Ren: I broke it with Jinnie Fay
Duhstink: suplex not bad
SK__Ren: But thats about it
Lavalot: Weapons vendor is pretty nice
Diabore: rydia is goodia
Lavalot: Live the infantry dream
Feriority: Instant speed but tapped
Lavalot: smh my head imagine the mono white infrantry deck you could be rocking
g0blinslide: i just made a demon copy of muldrotha with Ardyn. lol great format
Feriority: Just swing out, they don't have enough blockers?
Feriority: Oh, sorry, G'raha is summoning sick
goatprince: uh oh. a deathclaw
Justherefortherewards: Ben wasn't playing Pauper, he was playing lower-middle class
OVERKiLL!: go in on magitek
Feriority: Pack 2 pivot into mono-B
Bruceski: Remember to be careful with forced card draw in 40-card, folks. Nearly decked myself with Kefka.
RixtonSnek: Sazh's Chocobo :3
Micalovits: I like birb
EsperDerek1: C'mon, you only need to splash a little black.
g0blinslide: i think the chocbo is amazing
ElektroTal: Sazhbo is incredibly strong
RixtonSnek: but wittle birb!
Lavalot: birds for content
WriterRaven: hims just a lil guy!
EvilBadman: I think you stay the gruul course. Folks love pivoting needlessly
bytecaster: At least you still got some hope
Diabore: keyword big
melegaunt_: I don't get how the Namazu trader is that big stat-wise
Greyah: I love the Namazu. They suck so bad and I love them.
Justherefortherewards:
You did say you were going into white for the birds 
Lavalot: Naya Birds 🤯
EvilBadman: splash choco/mog?
Earthenone: moutain cycker aksi seens strong when we dont know where we are at
RixtonSnek: big bird energy
Feriority: It's a target for your Rydias, too
gualdhar: wall of omens, give me sight beyond sight
Lavalot: Wall of Oh man
SquareDotCube: never a wall of ice cream
goatprince: the one bit of ffmtg i got to play this weekend was against someone who opened 4 fat chocobos
tehfewl: wall too good
SK__Ren: I just got ruined by vincent. 6 removal spells and didn't see one in 12 turns
goatprince: i also got to get vivi up to +6 +1/+1s, so. i think i did okay
Mai_Andra: "Do you know what happens to a vampire when it's struck by lightning?"
Duhstink: what
Voidhawk42: With four you could have a whole sumo bird tournament
Voidhawk42: A "round robin" even
Diabore: we wrapped to death claw!
DirectorStephanie:
I’m just elated that I got my first pre-release win on Friday. Just started playing a few months ago so it felt really good. 
Duhstink: bird is very good on 1
dwchief: the 2 drop is v nice too
SolarBlitz1: Gladiolus never got there when I ran him
Bruceski: Death Claw from V
CuteTeaGoat: Deathclaw has the ability "Death Claw" which reduces a target to single digit HP
TheShokara: Sazh's chocobo!
g0blinslide: bird is better with bartz and boko, yes?
TheShokara: the cutests of birbs
Lavalot: Bokos binted
RayFK: Triple Rydia is bold
RayFK: Hell yeah
TheWooglie:
lamina5432: big turts
KaleidoscopeMind: 8/20??
Justherefortherewards:
Not gruul, then die 
Rewarded with the big turt
DirectorStephanie: Big TURT~
gualdhar: oh man just grab some flicker
dwchief: that fatal push is so sick
CuteTeaGoat: !card ancient adamantoise
LRRbot: Ancient Adamantoise [5GGG] | Creature — Turtle [8/20] | Vigilance, ward {3} / Damage isn't removed from this creature during cleanup steps. / All damage that would be dealt to you and other permanents you control is dealt to this creature instead. / When this creature dies, exile it and create ten tapped Treasure tokens.
Lavalot: Hearthstone Turtle
NoxStryx: Does he have the sneak attack equipment?
EvilBadman: I think you're cutting white?
DirectorStephanie:
Fire Crystal~! let’s go Ben!
Justherefortherewards:
Bird in white though 
WiJohn: Is that 10 treasures a turn?
Diabore: god i need to learn to read better, turns out garnet removes 1 lore from each saga you have, and adds counters equal to as many lore as removed
goatprince: queen brahne pretty good when you can get in
Diabore: thats enough
RayFK: AND a Gix?
WormBoyJames: Fire crystal to make a copy of big turtle dream
goatprince: i got 5 in one game
WiJohn: Kick
CuteTeaGoat: probably not in this deck
EvilBadman: @RayFK To be the black player at this pool
dwchief: and re-buy your landfall
g0blinslide: nah, the kick is great
goatprince: dog,,,,,
Sogheim: Angelo is a good doggo
Justherefortherewards: I think it's easy to fall into the "woah creature that does a lot, gotta splash" trap, because... there's just so many legendary creatures that do cool things
Lavalot: lol 3 splashable uncommon multicolor legends in one pack
BrowneePointz: 12 and 14
gualdhar: 12
goatprince: and 12
Earthenone: lolo ben
SK__Ren: Isn't Zodiark also in 9?
thetrashman_sc: this version of zodiark is from 14
Bugberry: You can still see which game they are from on Arena.
gualdhar: Zodiark is great but 5 black pips is hard
Lavalot: Not started Endwalker yet so this set has some painful spoilers sorta
Greyah: @Lavalot I can guarantee you those spoilers do not make the story any worse. Don't worry.
thetrashman_sc: everyone around me at my pre release pulled a zodiark and we were all trying to goad each other into running it it was funny
SquareDotCube: how would a malboro even wear a genji glove
WriterRaven: Very carefully.
NoxStryx: On the tentacles
Feriority: I don't think I want those gloves after the malboro is done with them
BrowneePointz: I DO think it's funny they've tried to change to Morbol to get away from the Marlboro name-alike problems recently
BrowneePointz: and then this set is just like "nah Malboro"
Diabore: oh im facing ben ben
gualdhar: what's the static sound happening occasionally?
Juliamon: gualdhar upper right monster getting hit
SkiaSymphonia: @BrowneePointz Malboro also appeared in 16, so they haven't been trying that hard to get away from the name
Diabore: not on screen ben ben, my ops name is ben ben
Gekyouryuu: oh, another Death Claw?
WiJohn: Eepy little guy
SquareDotCube: yeah to be more accurate those hit SFX needs to go through a cubic interpolation filter
Diabore: nap time
Dog_of_Myth: Sent it to a farm upstate.
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: my opponent's Ignis just cooked and ate my Vivi :c
gsyhiap: Put it to sleep, not "put it to sleep"
HiimDant:
what's worse than getting hit by a 1 mana 3/3? getting hit by a 1 mana 3/3 Twice
rentar42: you can still make a defensive copy
goatprince: vivi will think about your statement for the entirety of FF9, cameron.
WiJohn: Copy to block?
HiimDant: he's gaming
Justherefortherewards:
Soon were copying turts
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Justherefortherewards: Thanks for the intervention, Sephiroth
bytecaster: Suplex the bird?
bytecaster: Lore moment!
thetrashman_sc: its the thiiiing
nevyn666: NOOOOO
EsperDerek1: SPOILERS.
DAC169:
goatprince: kathleen you villain
HiimDant: ugh, spoilers!
JKBalch: Cold!
nevyn666: there has to be a way to save her tho. what about her ultimate weapon
goatprince: you killeed my blorbo
bytecaster: That's a big turt
Justherefortherewards: Wait.. and the copied turtle dies??
Bugberry: You have vigilance anyway
Ranakel: Is a deck that sacs turtle on end step for revel in riches a thing?
Micalovits: I would have it for smash
WiJohn: Attack with two turts
ArcOfTheConclave: you can also stick the damage on the temporary turtle, right?
TotallyNotaBeholder: Vigi
bytecaster: I like attacking with an 8/20
Feriority: Attacking with two 8 power creatures every turn seems good
Bugberry: You can direct it all to the copy
bisaflau: doesn't matter what they focus
bytecaster: Oh, right
Aceviru: You get the treasure back
bytecaster: the 10 treasures
lightfut: Cha Ching
TotallyNotaBeholder: Need mirkwood bats now
WiJohn: Do we have a choco meteor?
Bugberry: interesting
bytecaster: Maybe it's timestamp order?
ArcOfTheConclave: check the settings for replacement effects?
darkcyril: "Bullied by Black Mages" is the name of my Final Fantasy themed punk band.
ArcOfTheConclave: auto choose replacement effects is on
Bugberry: !card adamantois
LRRbot: Ancient Adamantoise [5GGG] | Creature — Turtle [8/20] | Vigilance, ward {3} / Damage isn't removed from this creature during cleanup steps. / All damage that would be dealt to you and other permanents you control is dealt to this creature instead. / When this creature dies, exile it and create ten tapped Treasure tokens.
HiimDant: "auto chose replacement effects" was a checkmark on that left side
SDust: Should be "Auto Choose replacement Effects"
silent_sol: there was a choose auto replacement effect option Ben
rentar42: was it "auto choose repacement effects"?
SolarBlitz1: The Auto replacement option might be it?
anhakha: I think u had auto choose replacement effe ts on
WiJohn: Wait they reset the damage
bytecaster: They healed it for you!
goatprince: wow.
Greyah: If only you had like, a lot of mana or something.
ChroniclerC: And it still has haste.
Bruceski: Good effort
HiimDant: task failed successfuly?
bytecaster: Turt on Turt violence!
Bugberry: Kaiju Butt Battle
goatprince: turd on turd violence?
bytecaster: But you can always copy the turt, so you are still up a turt
SDust: technically not a land
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Has anyone seen that essay about super Mario?
Justherefortherewards:
Hey look not a land
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I need to look it up.
gamercat88: quick someone hop in a jager we got some kaiju lvl 5 out there in the pacific rim
bytecaster: Maybe it is timestamp order after all
ArcOfTheConclave: does your opponent make the choice?
Bugberry: multiple replacement effects are weird.
EvilBadman: you AND OTHER permanents
bytecaster: 16 treasures
anhakha: Upside, this likely informs the paper version.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Time to draw fireball
Kaingangrel_: its literally direct dmg to the turtle, what is there to redirect???
TheBorzoi: It's 2 replacement effects so it's doing it by timestamp order, I believe
anhakha: As I would assume you could choose the token copy roo
anhakha: *too
ChroniclerC: Card is a vehicle.
ArcOfTheConclave: vehicle
bytecaster: Give the giant turtle a rapier?
Bugberry: @Kaingangrel_ because there's the other turtle with the same effect to direct to.
hd_dabnado: Magicked the Gatheringing
Dorkmaster Flek: Auto choose replacement effects.
Dorkmaster Flek: You want to disable that.
Dorkmaster Flek: Hmm I feel like that may be a programming oversight on Arena.
Syntheticuh: thats a bug yeah
SmithKurosaki: Well thats not great
Syntheticuh: you 100% get to choose to put it on the token
bisaflau: @Kaingangrel_ The copy should also redirect it from the original to itself
Denis_Dobrolubov: Release notes say: "If you control more than one Ancient Adamantoise, you choose which redirection effect to apply. You can't divide damage dealt by a single source between them. For example, if an attacking creature would deal 8 damage to you and you control two Ancient Adamantoises, you'll choose which of those Ancient Adamantoises will take that damage." Seems a bug?
Skye_Stryke: The issue is the token turtle redirects to itself then the original sees that turtle take damage and redirects it again
bytecaster: 26 treasures
Skye_Stryke: The turtle doesn't redirect it's own damage but you can choose which one takes damage when another creature or you take damage.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Why does it stop there, @skye_stryke ?
EsperDerek1: Drawing so many lands certainly didn't help.
HiimDant: @thedepthandbreadthofseth a replacement effect can only replace an event up to once
Skye_Stryke: @thedepthandbreadthofseth It's the same damage and a replacement effect can only effect one instance one time.
bytecaster: Chat, it's fine, turt time is over!
HiimDant: turns out it is not turtles all the way down
roastbeefsandwitch: I *greatly* appreciate that Instant Ramen, the food / draw artifact, can be played as an instant. Such good wordplay
Zurai001: aw, my game against Ben wasn't on screen! I thought for sure I was going to get run over by endless turtles
EvilBadman: @Zurai001 It was actually
Justherefortherewards: @zurai001 oh it definitely was
Zurai001: oh great!
bytecaster: We saw all the turts!
Zurai001: yeah, great game!
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IceCreemNinja: The turtle thing might be layers?
EvilBadman: @Denis_Dobrolubov Please, read this chat
darkcyril: @IceCreemNinja Turtles all the way down
HiimDant: Turtle card takes damage -> Token replaces that with 'token takes damage' -> Card replaces that with 'card takes damage' -> token's replacement effect already got used up, so can't redirect again
Dog_of_Myth:
Skye_Stryke: @EvilBadman That only applies if you're redirecting damage dealt to something other than one of the Tortoises
bytecaster: @EvilBadman Please, everybody knows, chat can't read
gamercat88: answer is just more turtles
Gaz_L: turtles all the way down
Skye_Stryke: Yeah three would work how you want
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SquareDotCube: turtles of the teenage ninja variety
HiimDant: yes, a third turtle would save the day
darkcyril: What did that Nutkin up top ever do to you Ben?
couchboyj: Is it like the Globetrottrrs body swapping episode of Futurama, but with turtles?
EsperDerek1: I don't remember the scene where G'Raha gets eaten by a T-Rex.
Reach: Well, the problem is that the damage is initially being replaced to the token, and then the original turtle has a replacement effect that sees that damage would be dealt to the token.
Reach: And then, since each effect has modified the original damage event once, neither can apply further.
Reach: If the damage is being dealt to another source, you'd get to choose which one to apply the damage to.
t t: james?
Dorkmaster Flek: OH
Dorkmaster Flek: No Arena is correct.
Dorkmaster Flek: Turtle says "other creatures you control". So OG takes damage, token redirects damage to itself, but then OG redirects that damage BACK to it.
Dorkmaster Flek: So the replacement effects are not trying to apply at the exact same time.
Dorkmaster Flek: Curses!
JediMB: Ooh... I just played my first game of MTGA since Brothers' War, and (after missing lethal, oops) got a delicious irony win by countering Phoenix's final chapter with Louisoix's Sacrifice.
vinewood_og: Talking Sim Tuesday tradition
TheDevil_Risen: blamb t-rex is a bro
HiimDant: a second dinosaur has hit the battlefield
Bruceski: Why doesn't G'Raha meow?
TheDevil_Risen: loved killing them repeatedly for xp haha
TheDevil_Risen: @Bruceski he can in your head cannon
Bruceski: I got Kefka in my sealed, he has the laugh when he enters
TheDevil_Risen: yep
TheDevil_Risen: yep, that's about it
Greyah: Yes. That man is such an idiot.
TheDevil_Risen: it was hilarious
Mr_Bitterness: Not just a date, but to become leader / mate for the entire tribe
Bruceski: The Ananta allied society quests
Justherefortherewards: Would it not impress you?
TheDevil_Risen: i honestly cant stand hildebrant
TheDevil_Risen: but there are some fun quests in his lines
Bruceski: The vibe was very "wow you're a dork. Hey, I didn't say no."
goombalax: I died in this draft but I cast Knights Of Round so I feel pretty cool about that
alchemistsavant: gladio my love, kisses him
Micalovits: Trumpet blast go cho cho
goombalax: Amicitia Mamacita
anhakha: Ooof
Diabore: I think its 11
ReachW: D:
RixtonSnek: welp
Gaz_L: shame scoop
HesGotNoPants: Shame scoop
Dog_of_Myth:
TheDevil_Risen: ooof
alchemistsavant: To be fair, it's worded kinda weirdly.
DirectorStephanie: def not stupid!
Skye_Stryke: It was 11 as long as they blocked the cat and one hero so at least not a throw
Mr_Bitterness: Welp, never misplaying that card again
tehfewl: trumpet blast claims another one
Gaz_L: cat has flying and they had no reach tho?
Bugberry: @alchemistsavant isn't it the same as Trumpet Blast?
ShaneLeeAtk: !bgc
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AllTheoryNoPractice: Devo'd
OVERKiLL!: the old trumpet blast fail
LoadingReadyRun: lol, i guess paul made it that the monster sticks around during the break?
Sarah_Serinde: yup
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Skye_Stryke: @Gaz_L Meant the cat boy, thought the flyer was a moogle
Gaz_L: yup, mob gets his union break
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Sarah_Serinde: James said I should attack the poor squirrel
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LoadingReadyRun: hah, thats great
Sarah_Serinde:
There you go James
LoadingReadyRun: KILL THE SQUIREL
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type_variable: that squirrel would look quite twee, were it sitting in a tree~
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BusTed:
Gaz_L: i'd be curious to see Squeenix's numbers for how many units of FF games they've moved based off of this collab
Gaz_L: oh, did people see the crossover with the FF TCG?
Jadaris: @Gaz_L 1 from me!
Diabore: Glurp!
Gaz_L: @Jadaris lol, i was wondering because i literally bought VIII and IX during the stream
Brozard: Do bits work for the squirrel?
Sarah_Serinde: Yes
Sarah_Serinde: iirc 100 bits = 10 damage
DTQ_Ash: who else drafting FF right now
Brozard: gonna try a power up
Brozard:
Jadaris: I bought the pixel remaster of 6 that I've been putting off for years
Gaz_L: the crossover thing is v cute, there's a diptych spread across promos for each game that they're giving out at MagicCon, a Swords To Plowshares for MTG and an Alphinaud for the FF TCG
Sarah_Serinde: It might not see those unfortunately
Brozard: aw darn, it has to be direct bits
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OVERKiLL!: sad dragon behold .wav not found 📯
RayFK: Cool squirrel monster
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gsyhiap:
Flap on down to the apple patch? That's a new one
Gaz_L: together as one
goatprince: 'put it on.'
Gaz_L: heh, yeah, i'm playing VI atm and they at least give you like Wolverine claws for Sabin
Lord_Hosk: I missed you, Chat told me in secret they hoped someone else would take your place Ben... But I was shocked! I said WHAT thats so mean chat! Ben is our friend! we love Ben! but the rest of chat was like NO! It was a disaster Ben I tell you.
Mr_Bitterness: Surprised tehy didn't call it something like Monk's Fistwraps or something
alchemistsavant: I had the split second reaction of "b-but copying the elder with fire crystal" but that's just stalling
gualdhar: Ultima suuuuuuuucks to play against
alchemistsavant: That's just rude, deck.
HiimDant: oof
remspeedwagon: Sometimes it happens
Gekyouryuu: maybe they were playing around tricks?
alchemistsavant: okay that was funny
Lavalot: bints and bogo
Dog_of_Myth:
Gaz_L: and Sweltering Suns at instant speed too!
Lamebert1415: that was funny
gualdhar: white equipment that make heroes are basically creatures
JustEveThings: how do you switch between the side view and the bottom view for the deck like that?
TheDevil_Risen:
be careful with your bundles kids, one of the two i just got in was missing its spindown
Gaz_L: Rinoa is a HOUSE, she won me every game I won at my pre-release
JustEveThings: ty
Badchop: Kain knows what he did.
Lavalot: in this view you can also write t:creature in the search to seperate creatures from non-creatures
JustEveThings: oh i don't haev that option, is it a setting?
Mr_Bitterness: Still got a Qutrub in there Kathleen
remspeedwagon: What's the use case for kan? I see a lot of people talking about him being good but you lose just as much life as your opponent did, AND they then get the creature
Gaz_L: it might not work on mobile?
Gaz_L: Kain is mostly a commander card i think?
SK__Ren: The black outline helps, but some of the art is still kinda rough to look at
emilevitt: golbez is hard to read but i love him regardless
emilevitt:
favorite game 
remspeedwagon: @Gaz_L Ah, because the life loss/giving opponent a creature isn't AS bad in multiplayer
Gaz_L: there is an option on Arena to have the bonus sheet cards with the normal card frame for legibility
Scy_Anide: Now it's a Reel Big Fish?
Greyah: No hurt feelings, just business, yes yes?
Jadaris: The bonus sheet cards do be making limited weird. One of my opponents at draft prerelease Sunday had 3 Counterspell
Gaz_L: i def got Counterspell in my pool, but didn't run it as i went GW go wide
dbhkyle: My first op in my prerelease mulled to 3 and then beat the tar out of me with a rystic study haha
TheBorzoi: For anyone that doesn't know, Yuriko is now in Arena in the form of Yuffie
remspeedwagon: I am in love with the bird decks, IMMEDIATELY made a brawl deck for it
tehfewl: its implied that szah
boxxlloyd: Leethaaall
tehfewl: that szah's chocobo grows up to be Chocobocolina
Bugberry: @remspeedwagon unfortunately not a lot of Red birds, since Phoenixes aren't Birds.
Unas84: I got got by a Devon's Veto earlier this evening
Bruceski: Are the bonus sheets always this cracked and I never noticed? Feels like every FCA card I'm saying "it's a WHAT?"
remspeedwagon: @Bugberry Choco as commander is WUG tho
Unas84: Dovin* XD
Spheal777: just wanted to pop in and say thank you all at @lrrmtg for all the wonderful content. you're all amazing people and I can't wait for the next Friday nights!!
northos: @Bruceski not always, but they have been sometimes before
Bugberry: @remspeedwagon I know, just that Chocobos in this set lean Red too.
Spades_Slicc: What do we think about having 2 syncopates in standard?
gualdhar: oh man, I exacties someone with Sabotender landfall triggers at prerelease
Jadaris: @Bruceski the OTJ one kinda was
anhakha: Zodiark has instantly gone into my degenerate Tergird deck.
remspeedwagon: Ah, yeah fair. I'm mostly a brawl girl so things outside choco's colors aren't something I looked at lol
Micalovits:
Oh no OP
HiimDant: sure, opponent, go ahead
gualdhar: oops
remspeedwagon: oh no
alchemistsavant: Bestie no!!!
Aarek: good talk
kumatsu: Fs in chat
Gaz_L: ugh, Zodiark in Tergrid?
Dog_of_Myth: Ooof
Voidhawk42: F o7
MrPipboy3000: Ohhh ... I had someone quad-block Diamond weapon earlier ...
Spades_Slicc: Indestructible by Disturbed plays
HiimDant: wall has menace
Bugberry: @remspeedwagon I got the OTJ Lands precon, and the number of Red Plants is similarly abysmal.
Greyah: No takesies backsies
bytecaster: it has menacce
goombalax: menace
Jadaris: props for having people willing to play against tergrid lol
ElektroTal: what did i miss
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Voidhawk42: Mena-che
HiimDant: @ElektroTal opponent tried to destroy Cam's indestructible god
Nydestroyer: it has a very long sword in it
ElektroTal: whoopsiedoodle
tehfewl: welp, just opened Bahamat, into Urza, time to Win
Gaz_L: i'm so glad my store just went with flat 'everyone gets packs' (partly due to time, we didn't do top 8 or anything... which i'm fine with because i came 9th \:-?(p|P)
Mr_Horrible: okay but what about a chocobo god named zodiwark
MrPipboy3000: Terra is Urza
Jepardil: Terra
gualdhar: Y'shtola?
Micalovits: Also, which Urza? The MH one?
anhakha:
Lol yeah there's not many people willing to put up with Tergrid tbf I don't have a true cEDH deck, so i just bring it out when someone wants to play some more competetive decks.
gualdhar: Y'shtola is the only one with common sense
TheBorzoi: Y'sthola is the best scion
kumatsu: yeah, the MH Urza
dbhkyle: Y'Shtolas a problem solver
ShadowChorus: Y'shtola is definitely the one who solves problems for the Scions
Dog_of_Myth:
Bruceski: Mom vibes, despite only being 23. For the last ten years.
alchemistsavant: yeah she's the one that comes in after like 3 hours of plot with the right thing the party needs most of the time
Mr_Horrible: no, please no squirrels
CuteTeaGoat: Y'shtola's the one they call in when they need technobabble (but magic)
Gaz_L: i think Tataru is technically the leader of the Scions... which definitely do not exist for political reasons
Mr_Horrible:
I'm still progging M6S please no squirrels 
HiimDant: oof
Spades_Slicc: How many times are we gonna have to teach this Nut King a lesson?
RassilonDND: If we ranked final fantasy races, would the bunny ladies, cat ladies, or lolifels be more popular?
djalternative: I think you should keep... you wallet on you at all times
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Mr_Horrible:
happy to help, Cameron 
tompahxd: @chat is the mastery pass released?
remspeedwagon: yup
Justherefortherewards: We would do it again sometime Cameron
Gaz_L: yes, i've been getting XP on it
hatboozeparty: I heard no honks of evidence
type_variable: beastmaster
Mr_Horrible: that was a Samurai animation, so
alchemistsavant: I had someone in brawl earlier today make like 26 coils in one turn and I blew them up with fire magic for lethal
JKBalch: Fire magic for 3 has been the turning point of at least 2 of my games
Mr_Horrible: which tracks, Cyan hit pretty hard
djalternative: it's bits/10 says Paul
tehfewl: bard
Mr_Horrible:
scalable pyroclasm at instant, turns out 
Thefluffiestguineapig: Man, with summer semester starting I forgot about the famjam and just tuned in expecting Nope nonsense to be starting
JKBalch: Instant sweeper on their turn kills the job select
Mr_Horrible: Sulfurous Blast was a house back in Time Spiral
HiimDant: we can eat ramen for 6 life!
Smurfomancer: Wait, I tuned out for a while...was Arena down for long enough that we're *still* fighting the corner squirrel?
LoadingReadyRun: no, I don't know what monsters paul used already
LoadingReadyRun: so you might get repeats
Malky: wait are we playing Natedogg?
Jacob Brown: oh no, James can view us too!?!
Spheal777: fire magic is such a silly card
Smurfomancer: 's fair. Glad it wasn't Arena!
remspeedwagon: buster sword is my new favorite 3/2 sword, it's insane
Gaz_L: i mean...
Spades_Slicc: Doesn't Foundations have an instant pyroclasm?
djalternative: yeah. that's great
remspeedwagon: connect ONCE and you snowball into the win
Gaz_L: 2 birbs?
Mr_Horrible: you've got 2 1/2's on turn 2
Mr_Horrible:
Dog_of_Myth: hahahha
djalternative: 2, 2/2s on turn 2 is great
Unas84: dont forget to hold the land on T2 until after playing the choco
Bugberry: 2 birds in the hand are worth 2 wins in the bush.
Sarah_Serinde:
Good start
Thefluffiestguineapig: James, focus in now
djalternative: oh. 1/2's. still good.
Gaz_L: i mean, call of the mountain chocobo tutors a mountain
anhakha: Never punished
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ok, ok ok
anhakha: There's that mountain u asked for
public_key_reveal_party: james is helping!
JKBalch: James's power for good
Sarah_Serinde: Good work James
type_variable: praying to the devil always works
vodox19: where does everyone go to see experimental decks from the release event for mtga
HiimDant:
Never didn't have it if you ask me
Justherefortherewards: Well you did say you were only drawing lands earlier
Mr_Horrible:
in retrospect we should've asked for a 3-drop, but eh 
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mr_Horrible But James can't reliably provide those
Mr_Horrible:
oh I'm chat, Ben, I can *always* be choosers
gualdhar: THEY KILLED BABY!
bbblehh: !card ancient adamantoise
LRRbot: Ancient Adamantoise [5GGG] | Creature — Turtle [8/20] | Vigilance, ward {3} / Damage isn't removed from this creature during cleanup steps. / All damage that would be dealt to you and other permanents you control is dealt to this creature instead. / When this creature dies, exile it and create ten tapped Treasure tokens.
Thefluffiestguineapig: HOW DARE
Mr_Horrible: the other will become vengeful, this is fine
Gaz_L: @vodox19 if you mean for Constructed, i like CGB for that?
djalternative: how dare they kill baby
anhakha: I mean birds and dinosaurs are basically just the same animal...
bbblehh: !card the fire crystal
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Thefluffiestguineapig: You killed the baby, now you must pay
anhakha: It's just an older chicken
darkcyril: Reflecting on their actions.
vodox19: @Gaz_L yes i do.
Emocakes: Haven't drafted yet, but even in sealed chocobos is becoming one of my favorite limited archetypes of all time
matthaus_c: baby jail
GasCityGaming: baby eepy
Mr_Horrible: cursed
WiJohn: Baby's in the box again
public_key_reveal_party: so how does evolution in FF work? Did that chocobo just get eaten by its predecesor/
bbblehh: idk about you ben but i want to see fire crystal copy the adamantoise
darkcyril: Poor Nutkin.
Mr_Horrible: deserved, that thing's enrage has killed me so many times
anhakha: The jizz greens
Thefluffiestguineapig:
BusTed:
darkcyril:
Mr_Horrible: a tour de force on Ben's camera
e_bloc: the monkey paw
Justherefortherewards: A real icarus moment for Ben
HiimDant: he'd be unstoppable if he could draw spells
public_key_reveal_party: o7 ben and his hubris
Sarah_Serinde:
alchemistsavant: Icarus but he hits a tree branch on the way up
matthaus_c: well opp missed lethal, we take those
lirazel64:
1000
Feriority: @bbblehh We had that game and it was great, I hope Ben can do it again
JKBalch: Oof
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Insert "enough slices" meme
Bugberry: It's why I always think James should always play with Endless Horizons.
Micalovits: The bird is freeeeee!
Mr_Horrible: he'll die on his feet
couchboyj: Lands AND Spells? OP is cheatin
Emocakes: Fly hiiiiigh freeeee biiiirrrd!
Spheal777: fire magic + judith carnage conisseuer is just *chefs kiss*
Smurfomancer: Our hero James!
Spheal777: NOOOOO OUR BATTLE CHICKEN!!!!
Spheal777: man opp really doesn't like battle chickens
alchemistsavant: That thunder magic topdeck was excellent
Mr_Horrible: yolo it
gualdhar: YES PLEASE
anhakha: Mono black!
remspeedwagon: windmill that!
Gaz_L: i got 2 Fangs and 2 Vanilles in my first draft today
Spades_Slicc: Force Reanimator
Thefluffiestguineapig: Cut black
Mr_Horrible: "All of creation, bent to my will!"
Emocakes: Oh I thought it was a joke
public_key_reveal_party: double zodiark into gary somehow
couchboyj: Zodiarker
Greyah: If you get passed a Zodiark, that means the person sitting next to you is a coward.
CrossXhunteR: back from a bike ride. how goes the jam?
alchemistsavant: oh god I didn't think about gary with zodiark
gualdhar: Forayer isn't bad
anhakha: Just force mono black it'll be fine.
matthaus_c: forestcycling for bayou, makes sense
Mr_Horrible: t-rex also decently safe, since it can cycle
Thefluffiestguineapig: @alchemistsavant Oh no, that's so gross and I just realized that
Gaz_L: could go BG just in case Meld?
Jadaris: It's Play Boosters, signals don't exist
izztcoolyup: @loadingreadyrun I just cast behemoth into knight of round into Bahamut. g/w ramp all gas no brake
Spades_Slicc: Does Train go in aristocrats?
anhakha: Train sacrifices, which synergies with zodiark
Greyah: The party running away from the train in that art always cracks me up.
HiimDant: free infinite sacc outlet attached to a trampling beatstick? sounds good to me
gualdhar: turns out light up the stage is really good
matthaus_c: unlucky that the person to our right is Definitely in Black
trebuchetboy: So no Lets Nope huh?
anhakha: More train
Nydestroyer: discarding the zodiark can also get him rezed with that one raise dead
Mr_Horrible: Ultimichelle
Thefluffiestguineapig: Holy bus
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is the FamJam sponsored and therefore non swears? I forget
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh this is lots of good blue
matthaus_c: drafting Dimir 5 Drops
WiJohn: Ice magic's real good
ElektroTal: dude, during the last draft of the streamer showdown, i was sitting next to Paul freaking Cheon. my draft did not go well, lol
Juliamon: All lrrmtg content is technically sponsored, but the stream's been going long enough that the occasional bomb is fine
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon Ok, thanks
gualdhar: imo Blue isn't great this set but Ben is getting some of the best blue cards so it'll work out
Emocakes: 4mv on esper not entirely irrelevant
Mr_Horrible:
Ben is whatever on one of the greatest RPG opening sequences of all time? Wooooooow
Spheal777: Kathleen casts thunder! it was supe effective!
Spheal777: can they see youtube chat or no?
Sarah: James can (he's the one running tech). The others can't
Spheal777: ah thank you!
JediMB: Ben resisting Zodiark's tempering.
drcthulu: reverse curve
Juliamon: He's getting the best blue cards AND solid black cards
Thefluffiestguineapig: A very cute little guy
WiJohn: Dragoon's wyvern that late is very good
Spades_Slicc: The cowards at WotC denying us Dragoon's Dragon
gualdhar: yeah splash for vivi
public_key_reveal_party: but have you considered adding more 5 drops?
Thefluffiestguineapig: The design for green in this set seems VERY spicy
Justherefortherewards: Vivi ramps up VERY quickly
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: the boy!
gualdhar: also red/black wizards is very good
Spades_Slicc: Maybe Ben was UR the whole time
CuteTeaGoat: i think Zodiark might be becoming more and more questionable
djalternative: if you ever untap with vivi you probably win so I say splash
matthaus_c: we're going to cast Vivi on 3 and Zodiark on 5
Juliamon: lmaoo
nevyn666: im seeing a good amount of non creature cards in your pool so far. so yea.
arkham1981: I need some help chat. I've started building a dinosaur cube for my fiancee. I'm trying to collect every card that has type line, oracle text or art with dinosaurs. Originally I had planned to just build it singleton but so many of these dinos have awesome alternate arts. Do we think having multiple copies of some cards in a cube is a good or bad idea?
WiJohn: I'd look at lightning magic
Seth_Erickson: what about Fire Magic though
Juliamon: What else is here
Spades_Slicc: take syncopate
matthaus_c: I'd take Thunder Magic
DoctorHutch: zodiark isn
Feriority: I don't think mill is good with all the graveyard shenanigans in this set, and 4 mana is too much for the cost reduction
Seth_Erickson: I feel like Fire Magic or Thunder magic is the pick
MrPipboy3000: Its good in a deck you can't build innthis limited enviornment
Seth_Erickson: black has not seemed great
CuteTeaGoat: pivot to Izzet?
ElektroTal: i lost to blue crystal once in a game that went a while
NotCainNorAbel: @arkham1981 more dinos is always good
DoctorHutch: zodiark isn't staying in the deck with vivi right?
goombalax: stuck is also fine
gualdhar: the water crystal is a clock, but it's not a good clock and some decks want you to mill them
Emocakes: Izzet seems open
Justherefortherewards: Do you go 3 colors and then run a BBBBB creature
djalternative: If you're leaning into storm with Vivi, the water crystal might be worth but not in any other case
ArcOfTheConclave: water crystal + mesmeric orb is busted but pretty meh in all other scenarios
Juliamon: Yeah, full steam Izzet
Thefluffiestguineapig: Both blue and red seem very open and have seemed very open
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon Which is very on flavor for them
matthaus_c: back to your canlander roots
goatprince: ben saying the bomb's not a bomb
gualdhar: bomb is a signpost common for blue/red
Spades_Slicc: Zodiark Commander Dech Teck when?
Emocakes: Yeah for Ultimichel
Spades_Slicc: They decided to respect your commitment to Zodiark on the same pick you pivoted
Emocakes: Vincent's Limit Break is so good
Gaz_L: Quistis seems good
Lavalot: Sin Kiske from Guilty Gear Strive??
Feriority: "A graveyard" not your
gualdhar: also opponent's graveyard
NoxStryx: Woulda been SIN to it
kumatsu: the Final Showdown with Sin....
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Gaz_L: oooh art on Magic Damper is real purty
Juliamon: this draft is silly
Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT
freshmaker__: everyone gave up on black
anhakha: Should have stuck with mono black
Thefluffiestguineapig: I don't understand what's going on
SmithKurosaki: Hi James@
djalternative: thunder magic tho
Emocakes: Newbies, only explanation
matthaus_c: tbh our commons and uncommons are Real Bad if we hold strong
Juliamon: ooh Black Waltz
TheMerricat: they gave up on black as well.
Justherefortherewards: Everyone pivoted at the same time you did
Spades_Slicc: Someone else pivoted away from Black
SK__Ren: Black Waltz for sure
Unas84: pick 3, so didnt get to the other black player yet?
Thefluffiestguineapig: I think everyone gave up at exactly the same moment
Feriority: Take it and spend the rest of the pack hoping for fixing?
public_key_reveal_party: grixis-good-stuff-bad-mana-base dot deck is go
tehThane: i think the set is bringing people who have less draft sense than usual, so signals are less effective
Spades_Slicc: Mono Grixis 2-4-1s
Justherefortherewards: Oh it's Spongebob
Emocakes: Shantotto!
Diabore: Shanttoto went hard in my earlier draft
Thefluffiestguineapig: Every time I see young Joda I hear the that in Adam's cadence
varmintx0: "gonna chill and grab fire"
Emocakes: A late pick malboro would be dope
Bugberry: @tehThane the set just came out, so people in general don't know the set well yet, even people with more Draft sense.
Diabore: Slam land
matthaus_c: RB dual?
Feriority: Take the land?
Flyingdelorion: land?
Juliamon: Overfocused
HiimDant:
no such thing as too much fire magic
Juliamon: Happens to the best of us
matthaus_c: real
Spades_Slicc: Ben fell for the classic moonwalking bear
anhakha: Do we need to splash the black?
drcthulu: for the low amount of 1 and 2 drops, it works for this deck
SK__Ren: I think Waltz is still good to splash, but Ultimecia is a bit meh
Gaz_L: ya winnin' son?
CuteTeaGoat: it says opponent
Flyingdelorion: no can do
Thefluffiestguineapig: @SK__Ren Issue is without fixing I am not sure that's the risk
Emocakes: Would've been easier to splash with some treasure generation or a Malboro
CuteTeaGoat: don't do it
anhakha: Jumbo cactuar!!!
Gaz_L: sadly if he did get in front, that 4/4 flips into an 8/8 dragon
anhakha: +9999 let's gooo
Feriority: Jumbo cactuar and galuf's final act, beautiful
anhakha: Galuf's final act
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Gaz_L: it's very odd to me that the main set G'raha is the version from the Crystal Tower raid
LoadingReadyRun: Hi Smith
anhakha: Didn't Ben do the jumbo cactuar and galuf's thing in one of the various lrr vids that
CuteTeaGoat: i think all the main set ones are first appearances more or less?
anhakha: Came out recently?
Gaz_L: i believe Ben has big cactus in his Sealed League deck
Mr_Horrible: OH hohohohoho
Emocakes: I wish I could categorize my Gysahl Greens and Raise a Chocobo, or my Job Select equipment as creatures. I always freak out a little when I look at the deck stats and see 7 creatures or something
Gaz_L: the land faucet
anhakha: You have the curse now until the end of the stream.
Mr_Horrible:
"My deck but better" and he's got a vivi and a shantotto, okay champ
matthaus_c: they're gonna have a potluck
Thefluffiestguineapig: Spider faucet but for land
HesGotNoPants: Cam's going mill? Let's go
Gaz_L: Vivi and Tellah would vibe
QuixoticScrivener: emperor is missing
Mr_Horrible: although the temur aspect is interesting
Gaz_L: i dunno what Shantotto's deal is but her flavour text makes me not sure
matthaus_c: is it reset time
Mr_Horrible: you've really been getting hammered on the draws today, it seems
Emocakes: Missing the Emperor of Palamecia
Justherefortherewards: At least you'll get to draw lands.. I mean cards.
Gaz_L: a person of taste and distinction i see
fourtoedsloth: Getting all your land draws out of the way. Smart
matthaus_c: good raw!
anhakha: The curse has a new home within the bones of Ben...
Mr_Horrible: they're probably thinking they can wait it out, since it's a summon
Spades_Slicc: You can vivi then shiva
freshmaker__: thats be painful to pass. i wouldnt want to either
Lavalot: Passatonberry
goombalax: Knifey-Knifey
Diabore: Vivi just is
Mr_Horrible: it's just once per turn on your turn, get the mana
Spades_Slicc: oh right thought vivi was a 1 power
WiJohn: Vivi is cracked in half
melegaunt_: Cam should play FFXIV just so he gets to see what the Tonberries do at the end of *that* dungeon.
circusofkirkus: we have not seen any non creature spells
DoctorHutch: its so messed up with agatha's soul caldron
Gaz_L: nah, you don't have any non-creature spells
Spades_Slicc: tbf to me I've never seen the entire card at once before
Emocakes: I really want to build a deck with Vivi and Wild Ride, just so I can use Vivi to harmonize and then make like 8 mana
Mr_Horrible:
only 7 left
anhakha: Probably the big dino again
Spades_Slicc: After this turn only 6 or 7 more lands to draw
Spades_Slicc: then it's all gas
Nydestroyer:
okay somehow went 7-2 with my "arena was down so it drafted the whole draft for me" deck.
Gaz_L: oh hai Gladio
QuixoticScrivener: hands Ben clock spinning
Justherefortherewards: Another land is statistically very unlikely..
Mr_Horrible: @Nydestroyer arena giveth, arena taketh away (but in the reverse order, I guess)
matthaus_c: hilarious that we've exclusively cast Creature spells too
Diabore: Arena can hear james but not see james, so its just throwing lands everywhere
drcthulu: I see you found the other mono 5 and 6 drop player
remspeedwagon: lmao just won to the funniest misclick I've ever seen. Dude's got Dion as their command and clicked "return to command zone" when he flipped
anhakha: Does hill gigas have trample?
fourtoedsloth: I'd throw vivi in front. Not like we need more mana at this point
Mr_Horrible: @remspeedwagon oh nooooooo
anhakha: Oof, it does
Justherefortherewards: Holy moly
goombalax: every time I've drawn Aettir and Priwen its been at 4 life
anhakha: F
Thefluffiestguineapig: Welp
ContingentCat: dream big Cam
mox_cubit_zirconium: GGs Mr. Ben
Diabore: Wait double jill?god damn
HesGotNoPants: Mill and kill
Gaz_L:
draw your bombs, curve out, don't punt, seems easy enough to me
Diabore: zack attack, and zack protec
gualdhar: yeah unfortunately
Simonark: 1/2s are amazing in this format, I’ve been dying to 0/1s.
Gaz_L: it's not mana value
Spades_Slicc: Simply cast 5 drops
Gaz_L: yeah
lirazel64: But most of all, Zach hack.
WiJohn: On the plus side, the water crystal is also terrible
coachNelly: yeah cut that water crystal and make your mana work for 8mana daddy
Gaz_L: yeah stuff Tidus in the rock, he's very scary
Feriority: Aww, Zack and Aerith fighting together
Diabore: wait with vivi? doesnt vivi not care about how much mana is used?
Gaz_L: i think Vivi and Shantotto care about spent vs mana value because of the tiered spells
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Diabore: !card vivi ornitier
LRRbot: Vivi Ornitier [1UR] | Legendary Creature — Wizard [0/3] | {0}: Add X mana in any combination of {U} and/or {R}, where X is Vivi Ornitier's power. Activate only during your turn and only once each turn. / Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Vivi Ornitier and it deals 1 damage to each opponent.
Diabore: yeah vivi dont care about how much you spent
Justherefortherewards: Well you only need one driver in a car that seats 4
circusofkirkus: Zack and Jill is a new take on Jack and Jill
public_key_reveal_party: a what
DTQ_Ash: wish me luck in my draft i hoping for some good picks
goatprince: cam speaks truth
oldmankoro: you always dumper
goombalax: I just got to equip Tifa with Aettir and Priwen and attack for 22 this game rules
remspeedwagon: Vivi might not care about cost but Tellah sure does
remspeedwagon: !card Tella
LRRbot: Did you mean: Tellah, Great Sage; Comet, Stellar Pup; Stella Lee, Wild Card; Citadel Castellan
Bugberry: What should "metalcraft but one less" be called?
remspeedwagon: !card Tellah, Great Sage
LRRbot: Tellah, Great Sage [3UR] | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [3/3] | Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, create a 1/1 colorless Hero creature token. If four or more mana was spent to cast that spell, draw two cards. If eight or more mana was spent to cast that spell, sacrifice Tellah and it deals that much damage to each opponent.
Diabore: @remspeedwagon i had tellah earlier, cards cracked in half
public_key_reveal_party: @Bugberry scrapcraft ?
Emocakes: Opened 3 Gaelicat in my prere sealed pool. Only went 1-2, though, because I had almost no removal
coachNelly: @bugberry metal arts and crafts
remspeedwagon: @Diabore I just wish the set had an 8 mana meteor
matthaus_c: @coachNelly my favourite jojo's stand
Diabore: @remspeedwagon it does, it also chocos
goombalax: more like BenjaWin
Bugberry: @remspeedwagon there are X spells you can spend 8 on at least.
coachNelly: that homie costs five black pops
coachNelly: pips*
blackroseimmortal7: armor seems scariest
Diabore: i think i prefer 5 black pops nelly
Gaz_L: sword or Raubahn?
Greyah: I would be so terrible at drafting this set because all my picks would be based on flavor.
Decaped: very tasty cards
matthaus_c: double goobbue all the way across the sky
fourtoedsloth: Is he Spongebob again?
Gaz_L: so is Kenrith
type_variable: not sure i Like Kamigawa 3.0
Greyah: I think two thirds of the creatures in this set are legendary? It's kinda silly.
matthaus_c:
you gotta play around Cryptic Command in this format
Gaz_L: that Jill art is so frickin' cool
Micalovits: And Settle the Wreckage!
Bugberry: @matthaus_c but do you? I'd just assume people leaving up Islands have some sort of counter. It being Counterspell or Cryptic Command wouldn't change that.
matthaus_c: @Bugberry Cryptic Command doesn't just say Counter target spell
matthaus_c: but no, don't play around it, it's too rarely relevant
blackroseimmortal7: and settle the wreckage.
blackroseimmortal7: That card will wreck you in this format.
Bugberry: @matthaus_c I know, but "4 mana instant speed rare interaction" isn't a unique thing to plan for.
Gaz_L: what's the onigiri from?
anhakha: Swing out, do stuff in main phase 2 if required
Flyingdelorion: fire magic the bomb and swing?
Mr_Horrible:
but if you fire magic, how will magic pay its bills?
Bugberry: @Flyingdelorion it's a board wipe
Flyingdelorion: Oops sorry! Nevermind
Gaz_L: oh they're just dead
Mr_Horrible: yeah, important to note that while Vivi's mana is once per turn, the trigger is not
Gaz_L: both spells and Vivi pings, doesn't he?
Diabore: @Gaz_L they just played food
Nydestroyer: might be able to kill in response to combat damage
Nydestroyer: fire magic save
Diabore: oh now they die
Nydestroyer: oh nvm
matthaus_c: well they can't crack the food anymore, can they
circusofkirkus: vivi won't die
Gaz_L: fire magic saves him?
Nydestroyer: oh
Diabore: they just die to vivi
Chesul: fire magic for the win!
Mr_Horrible: if we ping, I think yeah
Mr_Horrible: yeah they can't crack the ramen egg anymore
TheDevil_Risen:
Dog_of_Myth:
WiJohn: Nice
Mr_Horrible: subtle ending there
Emocakes: They were scared of Vivi as they should be
Oisín Brogan: Bye James!
Astrovore: Dad's gone!
Emocakes: YEP
Emocakes: Couldn't be me
Mr_Horrible: "But now the card of the cool guy I wanted a) everyone is building and b) costs 150 USD"
tetradd01: "I can't wait to put the One Ring in my Hobbit themed deck!"
Mr_Horrible: Magic: the Gathering
matthaus_c: @Mr_Horrible oh it's crashed hard already
Nydestroyer: also if you double cast it, its kinda busto. takes a lot of mana but I stole like 3 games with it lol
Mr_Horrible: @matthaus_c fair, those *were* spec prices before actual release
bytecaster: I'd be happy either way indeed!
Micalovits: We turn in for the peak comedy
anhakha: Every imagine the suplexing
anhakha: *every1
ContingentCat: ooo fancy
OldUncleDan: Kathleen, I have been watching your FFX stream (Kathleen Saves the World) and your absolute HATRED of FFX-2 is so very real.
djalternative: if Kathleen wrote a solo cyoa for a crew member, I'd be totally down to watch
Simonark: Once it’s been in the Panalysts, open season?
thirsty_kitteh: I come here for the c̵h̵a̵o̵s̵ order
anhakha: I have attempted to start ffx-2 directly after finishing ffx twice now... and I never get further than like 30 mins in b4 putting it down and never touching it again for 5+ years
Nydestroyer: @anhakha same, I get to the monster collecting minigame play that for a bit and then drop the game
Mr_Horrible: she *does* love voidsent...
Micalovits: It was theirs you mean
Feriority: So an entirely normal Y'shtola >.>
Gaz_L: G'raha is a good boy
Cptasparagus: No, Zack is fair
goatprince: a pug!
wifi12345678910: uh oh
KaleidoscopeMind: oh no
anhakha: The tonberry should be continuously moving to the left.
Badchop: Don't get stabbed, chat
matthaus_c: oh boy that's a good Zenos
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Greyah: I had not considered you could just select summons for Zenos. That's silly.
Gaz_L: i do kinda wish whoever Zenos has marked as his bestie was more obvous
matthaus_c: it's a good thing we have a tapper lmao
aceviru: I know Ben can't read this, but you're right.
aceviru: go off King
aceviru: thank you for tanking it James
Shurtal: man, this 5 color Wandering Minstral deck might actually not be dogwater
Lord_Hosk: release
goombalax: right in the ear
Mr_Horrible:
Mr_Horrible: it's fine, Cam. We're all human
matthaus_c: oh hey bye Zenos
oldmankoro: Guy speak beaver
Emocakes: I got to make an opponent's Zenos yae Galvus my Zenos yae Galvus' best friend, then kill it with Sephiroth's Intervention at the prerelease
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therepoman__: Who up communing with they beaver
Lord_Hosk: wooops
Badchop: GEEFT
Gekyouryuu: ooooh, Tonberry
Sarah_Serinde: As always
Mr_Horrible: oh god we're so screwed, Chat, it's a tonberry up there
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Mr_Horrible: Paul's gonna end the stream by hitting us with Chef's Knife
GasCityGaming: fatal push with treasures is messed up
adept_nekomancer: It took some chip damage.
goatprince: hecteyes nuts
Simonark: I assume Paul is doing amazing work all the time but mostly out of view.
Badchop: go to hell Zenos
Badchop: lowest quality villain ever
Mr_Horrible: yeah, it's everything *but* the chosen creature gets the -2/-2, unfortunately
matthaus_c: we believe in you Gaelicat
anhakha: Like a lazy massacre wurm.
Mr_Horrible: we've at least got a lot of life to work with
anhakha: Didn't check behind the sofa for that last creature
oldmankoro: @anhakha he do be a lazy wurm
Mr_Horrible: gee OP, how come your mom lets you have *two* long-haired bishis with katanas?
matthaus_c: mmm we eat the sephiroth
djalternative: killing Sepharoth is part of a balanced breakfast
Bugberry: smash the crystal
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Gaz_L: what is this, FFXVI?
anhakha: Crystal Suplex sounds like a stripper name
ShaneLeeAtk: Sabin can supplied ANYTHING
Nydestroyer: suplexes are for breakfast
Badchop: DAD THIS SUCKS
Greyah: Suplex has to be one of the funniest removal spells though
Badchop: Dodged!
Badchop:
Gaz_L: more like a pro-wrestling name
Mr_Horrible: either that or a new-age store you'd find in Cali
matthaus_c: I would drink Crystal Suplex on a hot summer day
Badchop: Crystal Suplex is an energy drink OR a top-rope brainbuster
Gaz_L: Crystal Suplex can wrestle Masha Slamovich
Mr_Horrible: @matthaus_c the ad campaign practically writes itself
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goombalax: its such a removal heavy format
Bugberry: @Greyah joins the family with Outmuscle in wrestling moves as removal spells.
fcloud: "Sephiroth Is A Problem (In Addition To His Other Types)"
Sylenctone:
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matthaus_c: not Zodiark again
anhakha: Syr Konrad
Greyah: @Bugberry True! I think Suplex wins because it works on noncreature artifacts as well.
anhakha: I want to see Ben get Syr Konrad
Chichen: BIRD UP
zeathean: Bant bird can get out of hand
ShaneLeeAtk: Go, Birds!
Chichen: Dion and his 2/2 boyfriend
Emocakes: It's going to be.... Atraxa, Grand Unifier
Chichen: ooo cloud
fcloud: they're trying to establish dominance
adept_nekomancer: Such a large sword
matthaus_c:
is Cori Steel Cutter in this format too
Gaz_L: now to get the Buster Sword
Flyingdelorion: My real name is Dion and my name has never been mentioned more thant the last few weeks!
anhakha: Is this the magitek deck?
WiJohn: Give it a shot
Kentosaurus: Is it Izzet time?
Mr_Horrible: Whisper Squad has never looked so loud
matthaus_c: you can probably wheel the whisper squad
anhakha: Vendor goes with cloud best
happypotato405: Phoenix Downer
Gaz_L: nah vendor seems good if you're doing equipment nonsense
Feriority: Hey wait why does he have no materia equipped?
bytecaster: That's the mako flowing through them
QuixoticScrivener: he looks good in all fashions
adept_nekomancer: If you carry that sword, every day is arm day
Gekyouryuu: YOU try lifting a Buster Sword, ben
djalternative: he does have to weild a giant knife
ShaneLeeAtk: He is the master of his own illusionary world
garfank: Problem found, Cloud is not a Slime
Emocakes: Well yeah, he's a SOLDIER
Scy_Anide: I thought the whole point of FF7 was that he's *not* cool and is just trying really, really hard to be cool.
Diabore: he needs to be yoked to swing that damn slab of iron
matthaus_c: all I want is to slap a clamp into Cloud's skull
WiJohn: Well, white's open
type_variable: whites open huh
lirazel64: Willowbeef the Minotaur
Jan Eli Padilla: cam's opponent playing Mono-removal
Cruthius: Hey Arena is back online
Sarah: Yup, has been for several hours
Scy_Anide: But I guess fake it till you make it.
AtomicAlchemical: @Scy_Anide I think you may be thinking of FF8 and Squall
Gekyouryuu: YEAH!
goatprince: do it
Sarah_Serinde:
KaleidoscopeMind: time to suplex!
Scy_Anide: So that's what James does with all that mana
kamelion84: lol
StoryRun: force mono-white!
Chichen: SUPLEX GO
adept_nekomancer: Train is coming
Dog_of_Myth: Heck yeah
Thefluffiestguineapig: Uh I took my trash out and suddenly we went from Izzet to mono white?
Pumadog95: Suplex
oldmankoro: SUPLEX THAT TRAIN!!!!
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Gaz_L: Ambrosia! best birb!
Chichen: my LGS gave out a pack if anyone pulled off a suplex on the phantom train
Sarah_Serinde: It dented the health bar!
Sarah_Serinde: Good start
adept_nekomancer: The train bleeds!
Scy_Anide: @AtomicAlchemical Tifa and Aerith constantly undermine Cloud when he's trying to be cool and distant
type_variable: it can bleed!
nevyn666: i gotta bad back. suplexing is not my specialty
Thefluffiestguineapig: It bleeds, we can defeat it!!!
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Thefluffiestguineapig: @nevyn666 I have bad hips and a bad knee, I feel you
anhakha: Come on everyone, we TRAIN-ed for this.
anhakha: Got to keep on track
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anhakha: Everyone at their stations?
anhakha: Hit it in the caboose
TheBearBee: White mage cloak does so much work. +1 +1 and gain a life adds up
ArmstrongRGM96X: Those were rad! I still have those "raid" decks somewhere...
Gekyouryuu: silly idea: have the little guys level their crafting skills, have them make special clothing. Moogles' Velour.
Kezzig_: it was a nightmare for the LGS
AtomicAlchemical:
@Scy_Anide oh really? maybe it's just both of those games then 
Gaz_L: @Scy_Anide not to wade into the shipping waters too deep, but i'm amazed how popular the Cloud/Aerith thing is when she's clearly latching on to him as a very messed up way of coping with getting no closure with Zack
WiJohn: Monowhite dream still alive
Chichen: phrasing
matthaus_c: are we still doing phrasing
Octonomicon: The challenge deck! I was just talking to my friend about making one from the monsters and villains.
goombalax: just jilling all over
Gekyouryuu: Happy Pride, everybody
Kezzig_: i ended up running their tables for theros just so the employees could do other things. they let me keep the hydra
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's gotta be a fanfic
tehfewl: put blackmages rod on cloud
anhakha: No, we mono whiting this
matthaus_c: paid actors
WiJohn: White is uncomfortably open
Chesul: we white weenie for the win!
Emocakes: Rook Turret is objectively better, buuuuuuut
lamina5432: land?
adept_nekomancer: Love a good mono-white deck
Gaz_L: land just in case?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @WiJohn Also phrasing?
nevyn666: land
Lord_Hosk: My first Pre-release back was the Avacyn Restored with the Helvault that you "unlocked" with special accomplishments throughout the night
freshmaker__: sin getting jecht is very funny
Gaz_L: Zack
matthaus_c: grabbing a Tundra out of the Helvault is one of those legendary stories that will never die
Chesul: Zack is on theme.
anhakha: Zack
fcloud:
@chat, why train? 
i see it, it's large
adept_nekomancer: Zack for big sword tribal
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WiJohn: Zack, it'll probably table but still
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Lord_Hosk: It was a lot of fun... too bad they didn't sent the cool ones out "randomly" like they said they were going to, and all 5 went to two stores.
SK__Ren: Do eeeet
matthaus_c: get the hell out of here Zodiark
Gaz_L: no, Ben
Juliamon: Zack could totally come around
Chesul: another Choco/Mog that might wheel, nice.
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Gekyouryuu: not taking more equipment for Cloud?
matthaus_c: Overkill is totally the pick
Natimus_Prime: Wall of Omens, give me sight beyond sight
Kezzig_: ben has a black equipment in SB
type_variable: you got a black sword in your sideboard
Feriority: If you're looking at black you can bring the greatsword in?
Gaz_L: Greatsword is also nice as no mana cost to equip
aceviru: lol
Tyrfing42: Show me the Red XIII deck instead, honestly.
Ahren Starr: jamming, and I hope you like jamming too. fun times to LRR folks and chat
matthaus_c: mogging out of our minds
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Gaz_L: lali-ho!
Gekyouryuu: I'd bring in the Cornered if we're black. all the equipment will ping off the black mages
Gaz_L: the train should be a pet, yeah!
Gekyouryuu: the train as a pet, and it can be flipped upside down for a "suplex" animation when you get hit
anhakha: The train could have also been one of the arena play areas.
Gaz_L: darkness! no graveyard!
matthaus_c: @anhakha AND a pet, for double train action
Thefluffiestguineapig: @matthaus_c Double train action sounds like a dirty joke that I'm too tired to articulate
Gekyouryuu: rad
blackroseimmortal7: dang
goombalax: this deck rules
blackroseimmortal7: your deck seems unfair
Flyingdelorion: Nice!
drcthulu: then you break a mako reactor and kill a rude
matthaus_c: Dion, Bahamut's Dominant, pictured here with his husband, Bahamut's Submissive
OldUncleDan: Chandra is basically a Final Fantasy Protag.
Gaz_L: Seifer is brutal if left unanswered
Bugberry: Magic has also done "secretly evil church" a few times which is very FF.
accountmadeforants: Yes but unlike a Final Fantasy story you actually stay inside the city the whole time instead of fucking off into the wilderness for most of it.
Bugberry: Hedrons are basically MTG's Crystals.
Thefluffiestguineapig: "How bad could that possibly be"
Cptasparagus: @accountmadeforants you do get an airship at least
Bugberry: it's happening
WiJohn: Yeeeeesssssss
type_variable: omg
bytecaster: Yes!
Mr_Horrible: oh god
accountmadeforants: OG Kamigawa block is also kinda FF-like, including the inevitable fight with God(s)/spirits.
Ahren Starr: eh greatsword is ok. but amazingswrod would be great
Dog_of_Myth: Oh my Gawd
Sarah_Serinde:
That's obscene, good work
Thefluffiestguineapig: That bird is SO FLAT
matthaus_c: kitty!
Darleysam: oh I guess numbers go up that high
WiJohn: Beeg kitty
Flyingdelorion: LOL
accountmadeforants:
Mr_Horrible: ten thousand... and two
Kirathefox1: 'Q
adept_nekomancer: Largest kitty
Chesul: Sin, meet CAT!
fourtoedsloth: It looks like binary
Darleysam: hi Baxter
Spades_Slicc: OP casts murder
Thefluffiestguineapig: BEEGEST CAT
Camail: 17 +1/+1 in binary, pretty big
calculated_uncertainties: Bigggest chonker
Gaz_L: but if you get another artifact kitty can be a 10004
Flyingdelorion: Only spot removal save them right?
Gekyouryuu: Qutrub?
ArcOfTheConclave: 10 thousand and 1 needles
Juliamon: You're gonna need the Costco-sized churu for that one
fourtoedsloth: well now it's in overkill range
Gaz_L: not even Overkill does it
Earthenone: they have a bow even iif they dident have sin 2
Bugberry: Sinning all over the place
goatprince: didn't you hear? there's 7 sins
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon Churu the size of literal an entire Costco
Gaz_L: i mean, kitty has vigilance
Mr_Horrible: the lifelink might save it?
Mr_Horrible: ah, nvm, probably not against that many critters
Cptasparagus: I ran 2 of and just being able to activate it helped, but I also had multiple other cards that cared about artifact count
anhakha: But what about a savannah lion that tutors for another savannah lion?
Bugberry: There's also more than a few ways to clear 1 toughness creatures incidentally.
Gaz_L: how is Cid worded again?
boxxlloyd: inb4 drawing both in opening hand
Gaz_L: !card Cid
LRRbot: Found 46 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
Bugberry: !card cid timeless
LRRbot: Cid, Timeless Artificer [2WU] | Legendary Creature — Human Artificer [4/4] | Artifact creatures and Heroes you control get +1/+1 for each Artificer you control and each Artificer card in your graveyard. / A deck can have any number of cards named Cid, Timeless Artificer. / Cycling {W}{U}
Gaz_L: !card Cid, timeless
LRRbot: Cid, Timeless Artificer [2WU] | Legendary Creature — Human Artificer [4/4] | Artifact creatures and Heroes you control get +1/+1 for each Artificer you control and each Artificer card in your graveyard. / A deck can have any number of cards named Cid, Timeless Artificer. / Cycling {W}{U}
Gaz_L: ah, just artificers
Emocakes: Idk a sorcery for 2WWW for two 2/1 bodies
Gaz_L: i couldn't remember if he cared about artifacts
tetradd01: Is the W Tiered spell super helpful? Do you really care if they kill your creatures that are giving you value already on etb?
Dr_fragenstien: if someone casts suplex on the phantom train do they clear this level instantly?
evalarene: I need to ask an Arena related question - when drafting, if you get the opportunity to get a basic, and you decide to forgo it, does that mean you can't use that version of the art because you didn't take the card?
WiJohn: Maybe cut the trader?
Gaz_L: @evalarene it depends on if you already have that art in your collection
Gaz_L: if yes, you can use it still
evalarene: @Gaz_L let's say I don't
Kaingangrel_: mtg arena
Earthenone: there are 10000 reasons you will win
Gaz_L: then no, you wouldn't be able to, sadly
tehfewl: arena hand
Micalovits: Also, second Sin
Earthenone: p1p1 vivi lets gooooo
Bugberry: Ninja Wall
Gekyouryuu: Walladin
Gaz_L: Sir Wall
adept_nekomancer: Walladin
Gaz_L: or for the wrestling fans "that's the Wall, brother!"
evalarene: @Gaz_L thank you, I took the gorgeous swamp
aceviru: oh my
tehThane: !card paladin's arms
LRRbot: Paladin's Arms [2W] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +2/+1, has ward {1}, and is a Knight in addition to its other types. / Lightbringer and Hero's Shield — Equip {4}
Bugberry: Or they start and then immediately disconnect
Cptasparagus: change your turkey oil
Micalovits: Sometimes your cat just decides to throw up on your carpet
Feriority: Does Dion make your paladin fly?
Gaz_L: is Absolute Virtue the boss fight from XI that they meant to be impossible?
Micalovits: Or just a counterspell
YawnLance: Wow countering Dion during Pride Month smh
Diabore: syncohate more like
General_Pants: love a good family jamily
drcthulu: shame 🔔
Diabore: you cant counter dion! its pride month!
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Feriority: You are not
Feriority:
I thought I was helping
Gaz_L: Choco To Mog
StoryRun: looks like you’re cornered by black mages there
Camail: figured out the units for that
Emocakes: Choco = 3 & Mog = 3
Gaz_L: time to give a wall a sword, i guess
lamina5432: it would also make more sense to have the choco be under the mog
Emocakes: That's why it's a 3/3
Gekyouryuu: call opponent Alex Trebek the way they have all the answers
Earthenone: where are out train sounds
drcthulu: well dion would have died to that if he didn't get countered
GasCityGaming: hi wall knight
northos: good bye wall knight
Dr_fragenstien: we gave this wall a title, as a joke
Micalovits: Bye Wall knight
GasCityGaming: bye wall knight
Gaz_L: Syr Wall of the Heavens' Ward
ArcOfTheConclave: Sir Wallingington?
drcthulu: holy removal batman
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AdamYMHMI: The train is howling
Gaz_L: he just get eepy if you mute
Gekyouryuu: "Someone (not me) needs to shut that dog up"
Gaz_L: Steiner does have lifelink
drcthulu: number 4, I'm counting syncopate as a removal
heyitsduckman: Ladies and Gentlemen, this is removal #3
FlickerWhisper ASMR: there's always one 😂
Thefluffiestguineapig: No
Gaz_L: i really like the summon design, btw. the saga thing means you have to be more active/aggressive because you'll lose them no matter what
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Gaz_L I agree, you can't just sit there with them durdling about
WiJohn: That bird has a job!
Gaz_L: choco-knight
Mr_Horrible: they'll knight anyone these days
Feriority: Knighting a wall is bad enough, but a moogle?
WiJohn: That seems strong
Gaz_L: oh-hohoho
drcthulu: they drew one for turn
Gaz_L: Kefka should make the laugh sound when you play him
Mr_Horrible: he made the laugh when played
Gaz_L: oh, i didn't hear it
Diabore: grindy unless the black mage deck pops off
tehfewl: i transformed my kefka, and milled out from drawing too many cards
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Gaz_L: @tehfewl truly the world of ruin
melegaunt_: When I left we had a deathclaw...
Molator: blameJames
WiJohn: That's some lands right there
Sarah_Serinde:
This is what you get for invoking James earlier
Kentosaurus: nice
redpandrake:
Dog_of_Myth: #BlameJames
RassilonDND: You asked for james's help. This is what happens
Micalovits: !clip
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General_Pants: cool lands deck Ben
Mr_Horrible: that magic certainly is gathering
lamina5432: an island?
Gaz_L: just giving you mana for all those equip costs
RassilonDND: premiere lands pilot ben
Mr_Horrible: Judge Gabagool
Gaz_L: first strike
Diabore: yes
Mr_Horrible: to be fair, Masamune has "2025 magic card" amounts of text
Diabore: the train!
Diabore: first strike
Emocakes: I'd cut to 4 if you make a treasure
WiJohn: !card masamune
LRRbot: The Masamune [3] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | As long as equipped creature is attacking, it has first strike and must be blocked if able. / Equipped creature has "If a creature dying causes a triggered ability of this creature or an emblem you own to trigger, that ability triggers an additional time." / Equip {2}
Diabore: and then doubles some triggers but thats not very common
MrPipboy3000: Masamune also doubles death trigger too, right?
dm818: quick, suplex the train!
Gaz_L: i mean, you're meant to give Sephiroth the Masamune, i think
lamina5432: just leave the train up for the next lrrmtg stream for a surprise in a month
Furrytractor:
Hello 
Mr_Horrible: living the dream
TheDevil_Risen:
Sarah_Serinde:
Good work Ben
Gaz_L: oh the Magitek boi tutor is to the field, not hand?
Mazrae: We've weakened the train
Furrytractor: Been having a ton of fun with draft
Furrytractor: Not AS bad at least on an empty board
Mr_Horrible: I mean if you've got no creatures...
Mr_Horrible:
Emocakes: Vincent is only bad when you have creatures
Furrytractor: Oof
Diabore: dont think i wouldve flipped this turn if i was op
Emocakes: The extra equip for no reason was good
lamina5432: manifest doesn't give you the lands
Emocakes: Need two bodies to Untap with one
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Gaz_L: ooh, rare card that interacts with exile directly
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me_ko114400: !sr Undertale fallen down
Juliamon: no songs here
me_ko114400: ok
Gaz_L: they gave the train a sword?!
Diabore: its train-ing
Diabore: and stay dead vincent!
Sarah_Serinde: Jail for opponent
Lord_Hosk: Suplex train
Emocakes: It's not a cow catcher, it's a cow killer
Diabore: FUCK
Sarah_Serinde:
Gaz_L: in Gestahlian Empire, train kill you
Diabore: jesus did the train have 15k?
aceviru: this Sephiroth dude seems like a problem
oldmankoro: you got this Cam
WiJohn: Sometimes you suplex the train...
LoadingReadyRun: @Diabore Yah
Simonark: Kathleen truly deserved to lose to a better sketch show than Big Train.
Cptasparagus: An even fatter chocobo
Diabore: only the fattest of chocobos for op
Diabore: 4 more removal spells
bosqueofpines: American chocobos too strong
RassilonDND: The bourgeoisie birds are here to end you
hedonistic_mushroom: I wanna make a deck of all self-animating vehicles like Phantom Trains and Midnight Manglers
bengmo: is the mouseover plugin not working?
matthaus_c: @RassilonDND the birdgeoisie
Diabore: @bengmo not on this channel
Diabore: the train lives
Diabore: por chance?
matthaus_c: punch Minsc in his 1 point face
Sarah_Serinde:
Diabore: and a call the mountain chocobo in bin
Diabore: cmon op, play the island
Diabore: thats a 4 colour card
Diabore: do it ben!
matthaus_c: 4 colours is open, right?
Diabore: i believe in you
Spades_Slicc: Why would you try and cast Atraxa when you could shrimply discard and reanimate?
Diabore: if youre 4 colours SURELY one of them will be open
tehfewl: doesn't matter, still take
RassilonDND:
play 4 color, still somehow cut
Shurtal: i just drafted a 5 color Towns/Wandering Minstral Deck that was better than it had any right to be
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Thefluffiestguineapig: Pew pew pew pew
MrGibberish: Had to duck out a little. How'd Ben's grixis (?) Draft go?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also look at all this awesome generosity!!!
ducksoup10: So far Rakdos Spellslinger with Black Waltz No. 3 has been fun and fairly strong in Brawl.
Tyrfing42: Has anyone managed to make the summoner saga manipulation strategy work? Keeping saga creatures out and messing with their counters sounds sick.
ducksoup10: Not that I know of.
Diabore: @MrGibberish good news, he was a land owner for a long time
MrGibberish: Oof
matthaus_c: play around Force Of Settle The Wreckage
Emocakes: Math is for attackers apparently
Cptasparagus: truly the winner of this FamJam is math
adept_nekomancer: Gemmoraging.
Diabore: believe in the pupu
HesGotNoPants:
MrGibberish: Also the phantom train fight? Are we suplexing it?
loufghyslaufey: Le fool-pponents
Simonark: That will learn em!
Spades_Slicc: !card pupu
LRRbot: PuPu UFO [2] | Artifact Creature — Construct Alien [0/4] | Flying / {T}: You may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield. / {3}: Until end of turn, this creature's base power becomes equal to the number of Towns you control.
Gekyouryuu: I love the little "twang" of 0 damage
loufghyslaufey: Wait. What happened?
Diabore: WINNER
Sarah_Serinde:
loufghyslaufey: Shake hand Opps
Diabore: JAMES
AtomicAlchemical: BOOM
Gekyouryuu: da na na na na na na na!
NotCainNorAbel:
500
Feriority: Brutal
insanecat6mtg:
loufghyslaufey: Got there in the end...
Sarah_Serinde: Sorry James, I used my sub on the squirrel
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DoctorHutch: hold strong chat
DoctorHutch: aaaw
RassilonDND: WHooo
KaleidoscopeMind: charging up
protojman: fantastic
Sarah_Serinde:
RassilonDND: what was that, time to bring in shift 3?
vinewood_og: The magic will continue until morale improves
lamina5432: that was definitely a scripted sequence in ff
loufghyslaufey: Yeah, James! U home first...!?
Flyingdelorion: Thank you all for a great day!
Cptasparagus: while watching Spirits Within, right?
hedonistic_mushroom: 9 straight hours of Jamming with Family
matthaus_c: actively tugging lrrms
aceviru: CRITICAL
aceviru: hahaha
ducksoup10: CHOCO-CRITCAL!
aceviru: time to go home kids
Gabisz: Of course I arrived exactly as the show ends
MrGibberish: À tes souhaits Cam
lamina5432: gnight'
shendaras:
Sarah_Serinde:
Oh the mod thanks are just for stalling, I see how it is
CaptainSpam: Can we draw it? No we can't!
Simonark: It would have been so embarassing if you'd booked a foe of the show and forgotten.
Diabore: is it full of bugs now?
matthaus_c: big ups for bringing back league streams!
MWGNZ:
Kentosaurus: that's so dumb
matthaus_c: the Most Decadent Draft
Diabore: like 2 grand draft
Gekyouryuu: hoping y'all open a foil Rhystic Study like I did
DaFhaye: It's only a 780 box
CaptainSpam: GANT GANT
MWGNZ: i look forward to the draft chaff
Diabore: @DaFhaye in canadian its like 1100 a box, plus tax
Simonark: At one LGS those are $70 per pack US...
Gekyouryuu: @DaFhaye 780?! I'm so lucky my LGS is only charging 480
HorusFive: At the end of stream- just shred everything on stream outro
lamina5432: whats the bet on finally getting a numbered card
matthaus_c: we get TWO Express Desert Bus
Fruan: Time to warm up those GANTs
DaFhaye: @Diabore I'm deceased. Oh god
Diabore: hell yeah
DaFhaye: @Gekyouryuu Yo I'm really happy for you. Hope you got some good pulls
TotallyNotaBeholder: Glurp!
Diabore: GLURP GLURP GLURP!
Brozard: GLURRRRRp
matthaus_c: yesss gamba day
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DaFhaye: Hunters?
calculated_uncertainties: glurp?
GasCityGaming: They're in 5 too
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MWGNZ:
Sarah_Serinde: perfect
KaleidoscopeMind: just move the train manually
Gekyouryuu: @DaFhaye oh, I haven't bought a box, and may never. $480 is still pretty pricey. but I HAVE pulled well from the few packs I got. foil Rhystic Study and foil alt art commander Y'shtola in one pack, surge foil Squall in another, and surge foil alt art commander deck Ceres in a third
matthaus_c: I remember when Sonic norted Riku
NotCainNorAbel:
loufghyslaufey: Like Atriox, Cameron?
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Dog_of_Myth:
Xxmrmissplayxx: you didn’t won’t I draw 5 lands in a row
pleonasticTautology: ben saying my username was funny
NotCainNorAbel: JAMES!
loufghyslaufey: Kathleen Aura-rena farm sneaking
LoadingReadyRun: @NotCainNorAbel what did i do
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