AFK || Veil of Eternity

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  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: AFK (Time to shove aside those keyboards and play some tabletop games! Game: The Vale of Eternity) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (40s ago).
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DideRobot: LRR: Tonight on Crossing the Stream these cuties (and James, who is a bit more handsome than cute… at least that’s what my mom says) are playing The Veil of Eternity by Renegade Games Studios. | You should watch. It’ll be good. Promise. | https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun (has image) | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/114667496975818525
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 TheManaLeek: This game's so dang good
Kumakaori: o3o! whoo! Game good!
Kumakaori: @TheManaLeek .... be that way XD in beating me to it!
 Dog_of_Myth: I lost
 ShaneLeeAtk: Such a lovely group!
 GasCityGaming: too late
  Sarah_Serinde: gottem
 AnimeKitty: LOL
 GasCityGaming: I just lost the game
letsbelgo: Im playing arena right now.
 flatluigi: final fantasy is a cloud that hangs above us all
 JessieImproved: new game for me, hype
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 Getter404: Joke's on you, I'm thinking about Persona 4!
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 KaleidoscopeMind: singular eternity
 ShaneLeeAtk: That is just it, Ben, Jacob is always thinking about FF.
 tehfewl: im also playing persona 4
 KaleidoscopeMind: engine go brrr
AtrusOfMyst: We building a chungus
 TheMandrew: a Tableau builder if you will
 IbunWest: Card Kingdom: An Area of Cards
 flatluigi: thank you cori
 UnknownFriday: A deck building game is a type of engine building game, but not all engine builders are deck builders.
thirsty_kitteh: [chants] Tableau! Tableau!
 flatluigi: this is a very tote bag piece of music
  Sarah_Serinde: 
kusinohki: would "deck building, the deck building game" be a good afk stream game??
 Dog_of_Myth: Don't eat the game pieces James
 JessieImproved: Game pieces on the Lickability Scale?
AtrusOfMyst: I bet they taste like switch cartridges
 UnknownFriday: Could've played a friend's copy.
 TheMandrew: chat, I know Jacob has answered this before but i've forgotten.  does anyone remember where Jacob gets his T-Shirts from?
  Sarah_Serinde: https://voidmerch.threadless.com/
 TheMandrew: ty Sarah
  Sarah_Serinde: np
 Gekyouryuu: to quote Professor Farnsworth: "Show us this... "The Wheel"."
  Juliamon: Cogs are wheels
 Gekyouryuu: Turner can Turn things. checks out.
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 TheWriterAleph: time is a flat oval
drcthulu: pull it, bop it
AtrusOfMyst: When you need to egg your time
 tehfewl: its a dive thing
 lamina5432: good start to the evening
SaxPython: SpaceJam?
 DeM0nFiRe: Monstars? This is Space Jam!
 Gekyouryuu: Mon Stars? Space Jam?
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Oh right, this game
SaxPython: 
 Dog_of_Myth: dwagon!
 KaleidoscopeMind: pokemon types, got it
 TheWriterAleph: the five genders
 lamina5432: how about anima
 IbunWest: Captian Planet would've been way cooler if it had Dragon
 Simonark: Oooh, Dealieos!
 Aarek: and they all lived in harmony until the dragon nation attacked
thirsty_kitteh: I do love some elemental dragon
 tehfewl: hot single dragons in my area?
   LoadingReadyRun:  how's the background music volume?
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Things never change in this game
thirsty_kitteh: Are Dragons one the left or right of the periodic table? Can I make dragon-salts?
 GasCityGaming: @LoadingReadyRun good, can hear it but not overwhelming
 Simonark: My area is full of tepid, married dragons. I think it's a zoning code thing.
 TheManaLeek: @thirsty_kitteh If they're on the left are they highly reactive with water?
theambivalentagender: I have no idea what's going on but there's a Mimic so I'm interested
 tehfewl: @Simonark unfortunate
 JessieImproved: Card art is nice and original, i like it
 lamina5432: oh I've played this game on BGA it's fine
 Gekyouryuu: No more earth? what are you, a capitalist?
thirsty_kitteh: themanaleek: first column and they sure would be. Heavy too, so probably very dangerous near water
thirsty_kitteh: lamina5432: yay BGA players!
 tehfewl: but can you untap the imp
 MacbethSeemsSus: If dragons are an element, what do they breath in this universe? Dragon?
 Gekyouryuu: 1 more?
 Heckhoundbolt: it’s water and you have 7 cards
 Gekyouryuu: 8, no?
theambivalentagender: @MacbethSeemsSus Then those dragons must breathe more dragons....
 DudelidouX: undine wrong spot?
kusinohki: thirsty_kitteh do you run the LRRcord BGA group?  been meaning to DM you on how it works
  Sarah_Serinde: Yeah Ben did say 8 cards right?
 Transmuted_Elf:    ?
 Dog_of_Myth: 
  Sarah_Serinde: Thanks Paul 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Getter404: Clapping *right* by the mic, headphones were a mistake
thirsty_kitteh: kusinohki: I do! Well, there are a bunch of people who make boards, but I'm like the 'most' in charge. Feel free to ping me on discord 
 lamina5432: some creatures abilities also bounce others
kusinohki: one day I will remember.  TY.
 GasCityGaming: I love Jacob's little voices 
 Transmuted_Elf: what is hand size?
Gadora: An artistic view of James.
   LoadingReadyRun: no max hand size
 saucemaster5000: Then I shall never play a monster and create a hand size large enough to RULE THE WORLD!
 Gekyouryuu: scales, no?
 tehfewl: Hestia is Bestia
 Shadowsoflife: ^
 Gekyouryuu: James can't count, only mine
 lamina5432: it's more a synergy round based game
 Heckhoundbolt: so Charybdis goes of now, right? and eats Ben’s energy
   LoadingReadyRun: @Heckhoundbolt I believe everyone plays first and then all the end of turn actions happen
 Brozard: M’dusa
 Gekyouryuu: I loved when Medusa said "it's Gorgon time" and Gorgged all over those guys.
 Brozard: lol
 MAPBoardgames: I can't stop staring at the medusa
 Brozard: I just shake a peek
 Brozard: *snake
 Diabore: good ol gus t
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: It's dragon time
 MAPBoardgames: Which is good. Since the first dragon is a time dragon
 MAPBoardgames: Jacob is on fire!
kusinohki: "this skull is on firah!"
 saucemaster5000: never sold a friend like me
 SpoonfullOfSugar: Slams it in!
kusinohki: will the gargoyle turn to stone if it looks at medusa??
 HadesLeprechaun: so I hopped in a bit late, and think I got most of the rules, but what's the deal with the limited amount of money/gems you can hold?
 Gekyouryuu: on today's episode of intentional mispronunciation theatre: Boh-omm shuh-CAL-luh-kuh
letsbelgo: mask
letsbelgo: masque
 HadesLeprechaun: the one on the cover!
 Diabore: 12 is so expensive
 Gekyouryuu: Eternity, what whose Vale it am
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: !badadvice
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 Gekyouryuu: !y
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kusinohki: named eternity because it takes that long to get the 12 needed to play??
 MrGibberish: @hadesleprechaun I Believe it's 4 gems of any value at a time. And buying with gems don't give change
letsbelgo: goblin those points
 HadesLeprechaun: @MrGibberish and you can't trade in like three 1's for a 3, just have to play with what you've got?
 MrGibberish: Play what you got
 HadesLeprechaun: gotcha
 HadesLeprechaun: thanks!
 MrGibberish: Exception: you have a card that says otherwise
 MrGibberish: No worries
 Dog_of_Myth: Good dog
 Heckhoundbolt: why is he earth
 Mazrae: the art work in the game is so good
 MrGibberish: Under world
 MrGibberish: I'm starting to see the synergies
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Some pretty great cards here
 Heckhoundbolt: wants more cards, sells a card that can give him one 
 Heckhoundbolt: card reader
 calculated_uncertainties: 100 1 1 1 1 1
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 GasCityGaming: I heard and appreciate the Rock Lobster reference
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 James_the_Dabbler: *snussy
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   LoadingReadyRun: @James_the_Dabbler @James_the_Dabbler nope nope
 James_the_Dabbler: Paul did you not like that? XD
thirsty_kitteh: [Paul diapproves]
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Gadora: @LoadingReadyRun Snussn't.
thirsty_kitteh: You've all built an anti-Ben strat right, table?
 Dog_of_Myth: Egg
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Egg
 lamina5432: jealous
 saucemaster5000: manga salsa with a bit of fish and crema in a soft taco plz and thku
 Heckhoundbolt: 
 Dog_of_Myth: Now the game truly begins
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Game 2. Only one leaves alive.
 Getter404: TODAY
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 lamina5432: summon those monsters across the veil
 TheManaLeek: The trick is the cards do all the work
 MacbethSeemsSus: I'm looking forward to the cards being not mixed at all
 tdapenguin: Yaaay Ben!
adept_nekomancer: Having them fly everywhere is as random as they can get.
 Dog_of_Myth: You shall not pass (the Balrog).
 gsyhiap: Why couldn't Ben play the Mud Slime? (sorry I got here late so I missed the rules explanations)
Gadora: @gsyhiap You're limited in how many cards you can have out. That was round two, so they could only have two cards in play.
 gsyhiap: @Gadora Ah, ok. Thanks
graal_smith: Ben gettin' dat snussy
Gadora: *limited by the round numbr
 noSmokeFire: are Ben's 3s worth 6 (and vice versa) or are they treated as the other type? like, does that "total value of your 3s" card work how he wants it to?
 MrGibberish: Please no @graal_smith
 noSmokeFire: neat! thanks
 Cptasparagus: my brain can't get over "in your area"
 gsyhiap: wimdy all over the board
letsbelgo: imp me daddy
 gsyhiap: Ohai, I'm imp. Watcha gonna do about it?
ClaytonClayDavis: He said the name of the game!!
 Calhoun327: yo, the music is so nice and chill
   LoadingReadyRun: @Calhoun327 glad you like it! the volume's ok?
 Calhoun327: seems fine by my standards
Drexciya808: volume is good 
 gsyhiap: Yep, volume is 
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 tehfewl: Disregard Snaidens, acquire mud slimes
ClaytonClayDavis: I think I had a board similar to Jacob's last weekend, all the end of turn triggers were so fun 
 Twilight_Spark: I'm a simple man. I see spirit I buy spirit.
Drexciya808: 
ClaytonClayDavis: 
shushu2539: Firefox was updated and needs to restart
 Dog_of_Myth: good round from James
ClaytonClayDavis: Thats fire.... 
Drexciya808: 
ClaytonClayDavis: First rule of improv is always answer "No..."
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Improv doesn't exist
 MacbethSeemsSus: Improv is a myth pushed by Big Theater
 gsyhiap: Jacob was unintentionally the team cheerleader
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Jacob is always a treat
 Cptasparagus: in age?
Drexciya808: after the waters, there was some mud and a flower
 lamina5432: it was fine
ClaytonClayDavis: game scales well imo from 2-4... I play 1v1 against my bro every now and then
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Speaking of first times doing things, I can't wait for Nelly to play Jackbox some day
 gsyhiap: It's ok, Jacob's still a noob 
 noSmokeFire: maybe they'll let Nelson play Jackbox someday
 Heckhoundbolt: Jacob’s been here (consistently) … what a year now?
shushu2539: the card reader is actually 700 engineers manually searching through a card database
Drexciya808: wp
 Dog_of_Myth: 
ClaytonClayDavis: 
ClaytonClayDavis: Wow spicy endgame stuff
   LoadingReadyRun:  ah yes, counting to 4 is definitely the main thing a Succubus is know for
Drexciya808: 
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: It is the Sesame Street Succubus
 gsyhiap: 
ClaytonClayDavis: 
 Dog_of_Myth: Check the tapes!
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Jacob should start playing Minecraft
 lamina5432: james on afk decently
Drexciya808: loading ready rarities haha
 Heckhoundbolt: I would say James is uncommon for AFK, Common on Mine O’clock, and rare anything else
Gadora: And we don't count The Long Train for that?
 MacbethSeemsSus: Who has the best ETB effect though?
 NotCainNorAbel: James is on enough Crossing the Streams that I think he is just an uncommon
adept_nekomancer: @Gadora The question, though, is can the Long Train be suplexed?
 TheManaLeek: Rough count for me was *six* AFKs for James this year
 TheManaLeek: Seven including this one
 TheManaLeek: So...James was right.
Drexciya808: companion callout
Drexciya808: 
ClaytonClayDavis: the Heart of the Cards refers to heart palpitations...
Drexciya808: art of the cardiac
 kumatsu: Deltarune viral marketing confirmed
ClaytonClayDavis: Its funny that Gust can't get rid of Dandelion... thats one strong Dandelion
ClaytonClayDavis: 
 Dog_of_Myth: Off by one
ClaytonClayDavis: 
Drexciya808: omg that emote
 tehfewl: not nice
Drexciya808: dayumnn
 Dog_of_Myth: Now James can retire champion.
Drexciya808: gg
ClaytonClayDavis: love the expansion 
ClaytonClayDavis: ggs
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
 MacbethSeemsSus: Now when they ask you can say you have played the game
Drexciya808: 100
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 lamina5432: gnight
shushu2539:    
 betweenmyself: the long game will be replaced with the loooooong gaaaaaame…  it will be roughly 0.025% longer.  Prepare yourselves 
 Tiber727: Malta 5, Malta's biggest pop sensation.
 gsyhiap: Everything is perfectly normal in video games
 gsyhiap: 
 Shadowsoflife: 
 Dog_of_Myth: Also, the signed art cards are going for some money as well.
 betweenmyself: Mister Hat guy from SGF apparently single handedly tanked Split Gate, so there’s that 
 Dog_of_Myth: !gant
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 CaptainSpam: GANT.  GANT.
 Shadowsoflife: GANT
adept_nekomancer: Time to GANT!
 tdapenguin: How is it already lrrmons time?
 CaptainSpam: It begins.
 CaptainSpam: Paul and Heather make a very entertaining team.
 niccus: the very first one was A Way Out
 CaptainSpam: Brothers?
 Geldaran: Heather can ber acerbic... close to acidic...
 betweenmyself: Mickey Mousecapades 
 Dog_of_Myth: Glurp!!
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Glurp!
 LordZarano: GLURP!
 calculated_uncertainties: Glurp!
 gsyhiap: Glurp has some A+ lore!
 betweenmyself: game’s got staying power
 Dog_of_Myth: GLRRP.
 gsyhiap: It's always a fun stream.
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 Dog_of_Myth:   
Drexciya808: 103 let’s make that 808
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