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Lizardman175: Hi!
TXC2: hi Lizardman175
TehAmelie: brethren
Earthenone:
TehAmelie:
TXC2: CONTACT
TehAmelie: great timing, me
TXC2: indeed
lightfut: League! League! League!
TehAmelie: really i think it went on the same second i hit enter
Jigokuro:
I sure hope the FFMTG intro moves the hand down to load game this time, since this is a continuation. 
lamina5432: time for some league matches
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pleonasticTautology: hello!
TXC2: here we GO!
TXC2: hello pleonasticTautology welcome
pleonasticTautology: hi txc2!
Jigokuro: It did it!
TehAmelie: good day!
TXC2: Jigokuro good call
pleonasticTautology: hi graham, hi cori, hi jacob vibrating out of his chair!
Foxmar320: Hello Hello
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TXC2: Hello Graham, Cori and Jacob
Shadowsoflife: o/
GasCityGaming: The intro and graphics for all the FFMTG stuff is just AMAZING
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GasCityGaming:
So much Jacob lately! 
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TXC2: !dragonshield
TXC2: !patreon
JinaMahavira: I received "Sarkhan was a Dragon Man" Today
pleonasticTautology: i'll be buying sleeves soon because i'm brewing my chocobant deck :3
Foxmar320: Wait EVERYTHING?!
Shadowsoflife: yes
GasCityGaming:
I own a part of a lighting rig! 
Diabore: cam doing so well, good to see
TXC2: !leaguestandings
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Foxmar320: Im claiming a table leg
Diabore: eggs eggs eggs!
TXC2: Cori and Graham are eggs yet to hatch
Spades_Slicc: So it's almost guaranteed that either Cori or Graham will have more than 0 points by the end of this
Coogrr: I had a 6 black mages rod draft yesterday, it did trophy
pleonasticTautology: graham is going to become pointed in canlander
TXC2: !sealedpoints
LRRbot: Points for the Final Fantasy sealed league work as follows: 3 points for 2 wins and no loses, 2 points for 2 wins and 1 loss, 1 point for 1 win and 2 losses, and 0 points for no wins.
LRRbot: Adventurer's Inn | Land — Town | When this land enters, you gain 2 life. / {T}: Add {C}.
Tom_Bruise: Never say never, but two players *not tying* but losing seems... rare
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I guess with those points you could draw all three games and get 0 points each?
A_Dub888: What up Magics, how’s the Gathering?
LRRbot: Scorpion Sentinel [1U] | Artifact Creature — Robot Scorpion [1/4] | As long as you control seven or more lands, this creature gets +3/+0.
TXC2: Hello A_Dub888 welcome
LRRbot: Reno and Rude [1B] | Legendary Creature — Human Assassin [2/1] | Menace / Whenever Reno and Rude deals combat damage to a player, exile the top card of that player's library. Then you may sacrifice another creature or artifact. If you do, you may play the exiled card this turn, and mana of any type can be spent to cast it.
TXC2: LRR's card for this set
Diabore: spoiler card go!
Marvoleath:
not nice, Rude 
LRRbot: Stroke of Midnight [2W] | Instant | Destroy target nonland permanent. Its controller creates a 1/1 white Human creature token.
Tom_Bruise: Reno and Rude? More like Dead and Dude, amiright gamers?
LRRbot: Island | Basic Land — Island |
Coogrr: Reno and Rude can play lands at least, but I guess they didn't have a land drop left?
Diabore: hey bobby
LRRbot: Dark Confidant [1B] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/1] | At the beginning of your upkeep, reveal the top card of your library and put that card into your hand. You lose life equal to its mana value.
A_Dub888: Bobby
pleonasticTautology: hi bob
TXC2: Bob's here
pleonasticTautology: i LOVE that bob is an ascian
ranger34ofthespine: hi Bob
pleonasticTautology: bob being an ascian is genuinely the thing that 100% sold me on this set
Veshnikard: Bob looks different now
Micalovits: Damn, Bob looking fancy today
Mad_Grady: goshdarnit Bobby, why you gotta look so pretty
Shadowsoflife: plot
LRRbot: Chromatic Lantern [3] | Artifact | Lands you control have "{T}: Add one mana of any color." / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
Marvoleath: Greatness, at any cost.
Spades_Slicc: Chromatic Lantern brought my eldritch moon prerelease deck together
Gekyouryuu: How crazy it feels to live in a time when Dark Confidant can be in standard again
Micalovits: Good job Bob!
LRRbot: Shinra Reinforcements [2B] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/3] | When this creature enters, mill three cards and you gain 3 life.
LRRbot: Summon: Shiva [3UU] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Elemental [4/5] | I, II — Heavenly Strike — Tap target creature an opponent controls. Put a stun counter on it. / III — Diamond Dust — Draw a card for each tapped creature your opponents control.
LRRbot: The Darkness Crystal [2BB] | Legendary Artifact | Black spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. / If a nontoken creature an opponent controls would die, instead exile it and you gain 2 life. / {4}{B}{B}, {T}: Put target creature card exiled with The Darkness Crystal onto the battlefield tapped under your control with two additional +1/+1 counters on it.
lamina5432: dying to bob is a satisfying endeavor
LRRbot: Brainstorm [U] | Instant | Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.
marquisdemizu: Jacob, your unabashed love and joy for Final Fantasy has genuinely made me more interested in Final Fantasy - do you have a game recommended to start with?
pleonasticTautology: you brainstormed wrong so henceforth, you shall WALK.
TehAmelie: should we take it the reinforcements blow up your own deck due to having stormtrooper aim?
RayFK: Yeah but it looks sick Graham
LRRbot: Ring of the Lucii [4] | Legendary Artifact | {T}: Add {C}{C}. / {2}, {T}, Pay 1 life: Tap target nonland permanent.
pleonasticTautology: hi jordan
Gaz_L: a bunch of the Through The Ages things are weird
TheDevil_Risen:
wow got into the game fast
LRRbot: Coeurl [1W] | Creature — Cat Beast [2/2] | {1}{W}, {T}: Tap target nonenchantment creature.
A_Dub888: @rayfk you look sick (compliment)
Gaz_L: at least the characters as creatures works mostly
northos: cool coeurl
pleonasticTautology: jordan it may please you to know that everyone at phoenix comics this weekend was super jazzed for this set
Gaz_L: but the spells are... odd
LRRbot: Combat Tutorial [2U] | Sorcery | Target player draws two cards. Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature you control.
Micalovits: Chat, chromatic lantern!
RayFK: What's entertaining about that A_Dub888 is I am actively sick (getting better)
seemsdeece: She has lantern chat
Tom_Bruise: I feel like that cat's name is an anagram for Carl if you spell it completely wrong
seemsdeece: Chaaat
Spades_Slicc: Start with FF1
RayFK: X
MDHWrites: I think 10 is a good Introductory one
Diabore: not 1
Micalovits:
And no one said anything dumb! Nice
A_Dub888: @RayFK *casts esuna*
RayFK: God I wish
Gaz_L: X or IV if you dig pixels
Chichen: Voxy been loving X
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couchboyj: You get context for The Laugh
Chichen: drawing cards is mill if you think about it
TehAmelie: a big question is probably which takes least time to plow through
LRRbot: Black Mage's Rod [1B] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +1/+0, has "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent," and is a Wizard in addition to its other types. / Equip {3}
Chichen: you wanted to see what you drew first obviously
narset6691: i keep making that mistake on arena
Spades_Slicc: Jacob simply pretend you drew the rod off tutorial
GasCityGaming: I wasn't as big of a fan of the timer thing in 6, so I think i might try 10
TXC2: everyone has to learned from the mistake of bad sequencing Jacob, it's fine
RassilonDND: sit here quietly with your own thoughts. The scariest of triggers
A_Dub888: @TXC2 it’s a passage of rite…wait
LRRbot: Ice Flan [4UU] | Creature — Elemental Ooze [5/4] | When this creature enters, tap target artifact or creature an opponent controls. Put a stun counter on it. / Islandcycling {2}
Gekyouryuu: Gather the Magening
ThorSokar: Jacob has learned to say no any time Cori offers something with a smile, this is progress
Earthenone: !sassflan
GredGredmansson: what's Cori's other untapped permanent, i just joined
TXC2: !flan
Earthenone: @GredGredmansson chromatic lanturn
GredGredmansson: @Earthenone nice thanks
Gaz_L:
JLK just got irrationally angry
bytecaster: It's a replacement effect for untapping
LRRbot: Quistis Trepe [2U] | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | Blue Magic — When Quistis Trepe enters, you may cast target instant or sorcery card from a graveyard, and mana of any type can be spent to cast that spell. If that spell would be put into a graveyard, exile it instead.
narset6691: and ping
narset6691: from black mages rod
GredGredmansson: like that WOE Faerie that enters tapped with 3 stun counters, and has an ability to "untap" itself
TXC2: "from A graveyard.." is a heck of a thing
GredGredmansson: also that spell should be exiled now
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GredGredmansson: !card Playful Shove
LRRbot: Playful Shove [1R] | Sorcery | Playful Shove deals 1 damage to any target. / Draw a card.
Earthenone: quinna would like to know your location
lightfut: Quina eats the monster, so /shrug
TXC2:
oh so she's a Space Marine? 
DoctorHutch: the Qu did the same
GredGredmansson: oh so she's Gale from Baldur's Gate
jaimeblacken: it is
Semaph: Sealed league, let's go ^^
Semaph:
Good luck 
DoodlestheGreat: For lunch.
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Jug_R_Not: Gotta eat the whole monster, can’t waste any
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Gaz_L: more like the elves from Divinity
DoodlestheGreat: She even has dessert afterwards.
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GredGredmansson: i don't think he actually eats the item but people pretend he does
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bytecaster: Snap has been called
jaimeblacken: Quistis's funniest ability is when she can do the malboro bad breath
narset6691: @Gaz_L now i want a divinity set
Jturbobanana: We're switching over to Marvel Snap???
LRRbot: Edgar, King of Figaro [4UU] | Legendary Creature — Human Artificer Noble [4/5] | When Edgar enters, draw a card for each artifact you control. / Two-Headed Coin — The first time you flip one or more coins each turn, those coins come up heads and you win those flips.
seemsdeece: Gale eats magic items to ward off the bad magic orb in his chest. So girl dinner
LRRbot: Thunder Magic [R] | Instant | Tiered / • Thunder — {0} — Thunder Magic deals 2 damage to target creature. / • Thundara — {3} — Thunder Magic deals 4 damage to target creature. / • Thundaga — {5}{R} — Thunder Magic deals 8 damage to target creature.
TehAmelie: love that he can cheat at coin tosses
Earthenone:
bolt the bob
GredGredmansson: i'm really glad i asked about chromatic lantern earlier
LRRbot: Zack Fair [W] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [0/1] | Zack Fair enters with a +1/+1 counter on it. / {1}, Sacrifice Zack Fair: Target creature you control gains indestructible until end of turn. Put Zack Fair's counters on that creature and attach an Equipment that was attached to Zack Fair to that creature.
A_Dub888: didn’t Edgar cheat in order to LOSE to his brother?
GredGredmansson: @A_Dub888 if its the result you wanted, it counts as winning
jaimeblacken: i love the punch sound from monk fist from ff1
LRRbot: Poison the Waters [1B] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • All creatures get −1/−1 until end of turn. / • Target player reveals their hand. You choose an artifact or creature card from it. That player discards that card.
RealGamerCow: I thought my internet froze.
TXC2: He's learning chat!
TehAmelie: [Kefka intensifies]
LRRbot: Suplex [1R] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Suplex deals 3 damage to target creature. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead. / • Exile target artifact.
LRRbot: Retrieve the Esper [3U] | Sorcery | Create a 3/3 blue Robot Warrior artifact creature token. Then if this spell was cast from a graveyard, put two +1/+1 counters on that token. / Flashback {5}{U}
NojhLivic: Suplex!
GredGredmansson: zack is a 1/2 right now i think
A_Dub888: kefkalaugh.mp3
narset6691: and ping
LRRbot: The Lunar Whale [3U] | Legendary Artifact — Vehicle [3/5] | Flying / You may look at the top card of your library any time. / As long as The Lunar Whale attacked this turn, you may play the top card of your library. / Crew 1
GredGredmansson: @narset6691 its not equipped
Earthenone: whale is go to moon
TheDevil_Risen:
see Devour (Final Fantasy VIII)
narset6691: @GredGredmansson ah
RayFK: Heard it here first from Graham, Whale is come
NojhLivic: What kind of mana does a moon land produce?
Sealtest: was that a dinklebot quote
A_Dub888: @RayFK bang, zoom, straight to the moon
Earthenone:
not going to suplex the whale?
TXC2: RayFK the whale is Jesus ?
TheDevil_Risen: isnt the whale sin?
RadioHupfen: not that whale
RadioHupfen: this whale is the ship of light from the moon
TheDevil_Risen: hahaha
TheDevil_Risen: ok
TheDevil_Risen: oh that whale
TheDevil_Risen:
RadioHupfen: sin is a different space whale because RPGs
jaimeblacken: 4
LRRbot: Tidus, Blitzball Star [1WU] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior [2/1] | Whenever an artifact you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on Tidus. / Whenever Tidus attacks, tap target creature an opponent controls.
jaimeblacken: 2
TehAmelie: the moon should tap for magical mana. whatever that means
panpan_unbroken: the blue creature should be exiled right?
GredGredmansson: oh yes Quistis should be exiled
RayFK: Yeah, Quistis
GredGredmansson: from Suplex
RayFK: Suplex exiles if it kills
jaimeblacken: quistis
Spades_Slicc: suplex exiles things
bytecaster: The ace card in a deck of cards is also called Ass in german, if that helps?
GredGredmansson: sorcery exile abrade
Spades_Slicc: soup-lex
heywislo: i think Ass in German is cognate with English “ace”
EvilBadman: @heywislo It is
bytecaster: @heywislo correct
LRRbot: Gogo, Master of Mimicry [2U] | Legendary Creature — Wizard [2/4] | {X}{X}, {T}: Copy target activated or triggered ability you control X times. You may choose new targets for the copies. This ability can't be copied and X can't be 0.
alchemistsavant: yep! I learned that via playing league of legends in german in 2011 weirdly enough
TheDevil_Risen: !card suplex
LRRbot: Suplex [1R] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Suplex deals 3 damage to target creature. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead. / • Exile target artifact.
LRRbot: Dreams of Laguna [1U] | Instant | Surveil 1, then draw a card. / Flashback {3}{U}
TehAmelie: in Swedish the word is äss. that probably looks even funnier to anglos
Earthenone: yeah there is a yugioh card called perfect ace, the players love the german version
TheDevil_Risen: Suplex is strictly better Abrade?
TXC2: I gonna assume that the German ass is said a lot closer to the english ace then the english ass
Micalovits: Instant vs Sorcery is pretty big
Gaz_L: Suplex is sorcery
TheDevil_Risen: yeah true
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jaimeblacken: laguna's flashback
TXC2: hello Raiders
Gaz_L: it's different and more useful in some situations
Gaz_L: like, it can get the One Ring, for example
ErinusTV: bonne jaw
LRRbot: Ether [3U] | Artifact | {T}, Exile this artifact: Add {U}. When you next cast an instant or sorcery spell this turn, copy that spell. You may choose new targets for the copy.
TXC2: Gaz_L or cori steel cutter for standard
LRRbot: Retrieve the Esper [3U] | Sorcery | Create a 3/3 blue Robot Warrior artifact creature token. Then if this spell was cast from a graveyard, put two +1/+1 counters on that token. / Flashback {5}{U}
GredGredmansson: you can't cast that spell for free though
Gekyouryuu: One of my favorite Final Fantasy jokes is a screenshot of FF8 on steam, with "Cloud status: he's not in this one"
NojhLivic: Magitek come to save the day (not really)
Zinga___: Biggs and Wedge the part-time blitzball players!
GredGredmansson: oh wait nm for come reason i thought the tap ability also cost mana
Zinga___: sheeesh
andrew632: Jacob forget his whale?
TXC2: they need to make a FF game where Cid, Biggs and Wedge are the main characters in some way
Zinga___: especially in limited, no so much otherwise.
Micalovits: Cannot copy it unless it just entered
Earthenone: it isent marked as a flavor ability on tidus, but i like to think its a jecht shot to tap blockers
GredGredmansson: do you have a blink spell?
CaptainSpam: "If I want to mill 12 cards..." is always a good start to a great plan.
A_Dub888: @TXC2 Cid’s been playable in a few of them, does that count?
GredGredmansson: you are controlling the PERMANENT, but Gogo needs you to control the ABILITY
Micalovits: Magic is confusing
TXC2: A_Dub888 I was thinking all as one group, like they're the main villains or good guys
LRRbot: Travel the Overworld [5UU] | Sorcery | Affinity for Towns / Draw four cards.
Laserbeaks_Fury: KWEH
Elbleezy: ping
LRRbot: Crossroads Village | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. As it enters, choose a color. / {T}: Add one mana of the chosen color.
LRRbot: Undercity Dire Rat [1B] | Creature — Rat [2/2] | Rat Tail — When this creature dies, create a Treasure token.
MrPipboy3000: Lab Man!
EvilBadman: Post-game adice, Jacob forgot he can crew lunar whale in response to Cori's tapping a guy with Tidus
LathosTiran: !card laboratory man
LRRbot: Laboratory Maniac [2U] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | If you would draw a card while your library has no cards in it, you win the game instead.
kristian_fischer: Ahoy-hoy, fellow gamers!
GredGredmansson: @EvilBadman also I don't think Jacob looked at the top of his deck at all with the Whale out
TXC2: hello kristian_fischer welcome
GredGredmansson: i feel like using the Whale as a blocker would have helped
ArmstrongRGM96X: In fairness, I too would have said, "Yes, run Lab Man," but that's because that's been one of my pet cards since it was first printed
RayFK: 0 surprise that those two dorks suggested a combo deck
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TXC2: Gods they sure do Jacob
Diabore: good news, they just ramped up the amount of sets they release
lamina5432: prereleases are fun
LRRbot: Brainstorm [U] | Instant | Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.
Gaz_L: can you Endwalk wrong?
Spades_Slicc: Is this how you brainstorm correctly?
Desdae: Finally, someone brainstorming correctly
LathosTiran: you can endwalker wrong?
TXC2: I maintain that Mulligans should be simultaneous, and not one after the other
GredGredmansson: i've never played XIV so i wouldn't know
tehfewl: same
LRRbot: Crossroads Village | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. As it enters, choose a color. / {T}: Add one mana of the chosen color.
pleonasticTautology: endwalker rules
pleonasticTautology: i love it to death
Tom_Bruise: it is impossible to brainstorm correctly, but perhaps it is also impossible to brainstorm incorrectly?
LRRbot: Adventurer's Inn | Land — Town | When this land enters, you gain 2 life. / {T}: Add {C}.
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LRRbot: Scorpion Sentinel [1U] | Artifact Creature — Robot Scorpion [1/4] | As long as you control seven or more lands, this creature gets +3/+0.
Gaz_L: my one quibble with Endwalker is they kind of walked back some of the interesting light v dark stuff in Shadowbringers but all in all it stuck the landing
TXC2: On arena I mean
LRRbot: Shinra Reinforcements [2B] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/3] | When this creature enters, mill three cards and you gain 3 life.
Laserbeaks_Fury: remember when 1/3 was the normal for 2
Marvoleath: The only way to brainstorm wrong is to not brainstorm when you can brainstorm
LRRbot: Qiqirn Merchant [2U] | Creature — Beast Citizen [1/4] | {1}, {T}: Draw a card, then discard a card. / {7}, {T}, Sacrifice this creature: Draw three cards. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each Town you control.
Micalovits: Would be faster, but rules should try to be the same
LRRbot: Island | Basic Land — Island |
EvilBadman: @TXC2 Eh, it's info. Kinda like when you see an opponent top on a scry
tehfewl: besaid and edea's house, good islands
LRRbot: Ice Magic [1U] | Instant | Tiered / • Blizzard — {0} — Return target creature to its owner's hand. / • Blizzara — {2} — Target creature's owner puts it on their choice of the top or bottom of their library. / • Blizzaga — {5}{U} — Target creature's owner shuffles it into their library.
Diabore: woods gang woods gang
TheDevil_Risen: but you're cool and interesting Jacob
Marvoleath: You could do simultaneous mulligan the same way as you do "each player discards" - you announce that you made a decision and when you both/all do - you reveal that decision
LRRbot: Poison the Waters [1B] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • All creatures get −1/−1 until end of turn. / • Target player reveals their hand. You choose an artifact or creature card from it. That player discards that card.
Gaz_L: Yawgmoth is in the set (i found out by having to pass it in draft last night)
TehAmelie: the evil corp always has more reinforcements
Micalovits: Nooo, bob!
tehfewl: between the 14 alliance raid and this set, im getting an itch to play 11 again...
LRRbot: Captain Lannery Storm [2R] | Legendary Creature — Human Pirate [2/2] | Haste / Whenever Captain Lannery Storm attacks, create a Treasure token. / Whenever you sacrifice a Treasure, Captain Lannery Storm gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
Earthenone: its captain bash
GredGredmansson: captain vaanery storm
TXC2: it's Basch van rosenburg!
Gekyouryuu: Captain Vaanery Storm
TheDevil_Risen: @tehfewl AAC Cruiserweight M4 or the other one?
Zinga___: Don't listen to Ondore's lies!
northos: remember chat, don't believe Ondore's lies
Gaz_L: wait, shouldn't Captain Storm have been Basch?
LRRbot: Eden, Seat of the Sanctum | Land — Town | {T}: Add {C}. / {5}, {T}: Mill two cards. Then you may sacrifice this land. When you do, return another target permanent card from your graveyard to your hand.
A_Dub888: @TXC2 of Dalmasca?!
TXC2: A_Dub888 the very same
tehfewl: @TheDevil_Risen the Alliance one, the 11 flashback
Marvoleath: the woodblock arts are quite nice
northos:
@Gaz_L that would require the dev team to remember that Basch exists 
TheDevil_Risen: ahh
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Zinga___: @northos rip
GredGredmansson: !card Relm's Sketching
LRRbot: Relm's Sketching [2UU] | Sorcery | Create a token that's a copy of target artifact, creature, or land.
Marvoleath: not copying Bob? smh (that would probably kill you, but the cards!)
GredGredmansson: @Marvoleath can't copy something that's dead
Feriority: @northos Basch Lives!
LRRbot: Prompto Argentum [1R] | Legendary Creature — Human Scout [2/2] | Haste / Selfie Shot — Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, if at least four mana was spent to cast it, create a Treasure token.
Marvoleath: oh, that's not Bob, nvm
jaimeblacken: prompto!
Gekyouryuu: Quick Silver
LRRbot: Coeurl [1W] | Creature — Cat Beast [2/2] | {1}{W}, {T}: Tap target nonenchantment creature.
TehAmelie: Relm's ability to casually paint stuff so realistically it comes to life doesn't get enough credit in the game i think
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LRRbot: Summon: Anima [4BB] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Horror [4/4] | I, II, III — Pain — You draw a card and you lose 1 life. / IV — Oblivion — Each opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice and loses 3 life. / Menace
Mangledpixel: how finals the fantasies?
A_Dub888: @Mangledpixel fantastically
Mangledpixel: excellent
TXC2: Mangledpixel we learned Jacob is playing Lab man deck that Serge AND Nelson recommended
Gekyouryuu: @mangledpixel it's a Fine ol' fantasy
TheDevil_Risen:
@Mangledpixel 
CaptainSpam: How fantasizes the finality?
Micalovits: Uhhh, the intro got an update? Got here to late for it
Mangledpixel: TXC2 oh heck yeh
LRRbot: Vaan, Street Thief [2R] | Legendary Creature — Human Scout [2/2] | Whenever one or more Scouts, Pirates, and/or Rogues you control deal combat damage to a player, exile the top card of that player's library. You may cast it. If you don't, create a Treasure token. / Whenever you cast a spell you don't own, put a +1/+1 counter on each Scout, Pirate, and Rogue you control.
QuixoticScrivener: some day I’ll tune in and see Jacob in red mage cosplay… but not today.
Gaz_L: this plus Clair Obscur has me hankering to play THE Hironobu Sakaguchi's unsung masterpiece Lost Odyssey (sincere)
TehAmelie: a whole fleet of Vaans
GredGredmansson: oh wow actual Vaan synergy
TXC2: Vaan and Vaaan
A_Dub888: @LRRbot why isn’t he a rogue???
radioshackraider: Jacob should be used to seeing Cori ruin his evening with Vans
Mangledpixel: she gets to rag a van
Gekyouryuu: @micalovits updated to select load game from the start menu
GredGredmansson: also that's "one or more" and not "each"
Micalovits: Ahhh, nice!
TehAmelie: or is the collective noun a cara of Vaans?
GredGredmansson: but if she DOESN'T cast them she gets treasure
LathosTiran:
the Venga van?
A_Dub888: to be fair, THEY attacked HER
millenomi_Aura: Vandalf tm
LRRbot: Gogo, Master of Mimicry [2U] | Legendary Creature — Wizard [2/4] | {X}{X}, {T}: Copy target activated or triggered ability you control X times. You may choose new targets for the copies. This ability can't be copied and X can't be 0.
LRRbot: Reno and Rude [1B] | Legendary Creature — Human Assassin [2/1] | Menace / Whenever Reno and Rude deals combat damage to a player, exile the top card of that player's library. Then you may sacrifice another creature or artifact. If you do, you may play the exiled card this turn, and mana of any type can be spent to cast it.
Earthenone:
oooh is gogo going to coppy some anima nonsense?
LRRbot: Combat Tutorial [2U] | Sorcery | Target player draws two cards. Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature you control.
Micalovits: That sounds rude, I love it
GredGredmansson: copy vannery currently a 4/3
GredGredmansson: w/ menace no less
A_Dub888: I just had a thought, if Anima is Seymour’s mom, does that make Seymour Shinji?
QuixoticScrivener: card games on motorcycles!
Snowwraith: This set gets complicated fast.
TehAmelie: if Shinji spent three hours, a can of hair gel and some careful steel wire construction on his hair every morning
LRRbot: Stroke of Midnight [2W] | Instant | Destroy target nonland permanent. Its controller creates a 1/1 white Human creature token.
bytecaster: The Saga creatures make for very interesting combat decisions
Micalovits: Awww, rude Cori! It was about to be very rude to you!
jaimeblacken: 5
LRRbot: Summon: Shiva [3UU] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Elemental [4/5] | I, II — Heavenly Strike — Tap target creature an opponent controls. Put a stun counter on it. / III — Diamond Dust — Draw a card for each tapped creature your opponents control.
CaptainSpam: I would say this set has very very many numbers compared to normal MtG, but I guess that's sort of part of the reputation when it comes to JRPGs.
heyitsduckman: Two treasure? One for vaan trigger and one for lannery attacking?
GredGredmansson: @heyitsduckman she sacced that first treasure already to activate coerl
Snowwraith: I definitely miscounted it on Arena yesterday as well and sacrificed it before Anima was due to sacrifice itself.
Tom_Bruise: saga with more than 3 chapters do continue to trip me up. The worst one's gotta be that one from Doctor Who with abilities on Ch1 and 3 and then Ch2 and 4
heyitsduckman: Oop
heyitsduckman: Coouuerrl
A_Dub888: @TehAmelie stream went into a random encounter
TheDevil_Risen: wow
TehAmelie: xd
bondeulv: shouldn't cori's creatures have counters on them?
tehfewl: @TehAmelie the stream got into a random encounter
TehAmelie: xD even
TXC2: TehAmelie almost looks like Pride flag
GredGredmansson: @bondeulv why?
EvilBadman: @A_Dub888 lol yes!
goateedave86: Happy Pride
LRRbot: Stuck in Summoner's Sanctum [2U] | Enchantment — Aura | Flash / Enchant artifact or creature / When this Aura enters, tap enchanted permanent. / Enchanted permanent doesn't untap during its controller's untap step and its activated abilities can't be activated.
bondeulv: didn't scout/pirate/whatever hit jacob?
LRRbot: Quistis Trepe [2U] | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | Blue Magic — When Quistis Trepe enters, you may cast target instant or sorcery card from a graveyard, and mana of any type can be spent to cast that spell. If that spell would be put into a graveyard, exile it instead.
GredGredmansson: @bondeulv yes, but that doesn't give the counters
jaimeblacken: trepe
bondeulv: oh, right, it's the casting
LRRbot: Dark Confidant [1B] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/1] | At the beginning of your upkeep, reveal the top card of your library and put that card into your hand. You lose life equal to its mana value.
GredGredmansson: hitting with 1+ scout/pirate/rogue lets you exile a card from the opponent, its actually casting an opponent's card that gives the counters
Bugberry: confidant confidence, confidentially
bondeulv: right
GredGredmansson: get treasure
LRRbot: Summon: Anima [4BB] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Horror [4/4] | I, II, III — Pain — You draw a card and you lose 1 life. / IV — Oblivion — Each opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice and loses 3 life. / Menace
bytecaster: These cards have so many words
Chichen: sac treasure deal 10?
bondeulv: huh
LRRbot: Relm's Sketching [2UU] | Sorcery | Create a token that's a copy of target artifact, creature, or land.
Chichen: Cant you sac the treasure to give lannery storm +1/0 and kill?
bondeulv: sure can
tehfewl: let them play chat
TXC2: !backseat
LRRbot: Please refrain from backseat gaming unless the streamer asks for help or !heychat is active. The streamer wants to play the game the way they want. Feel free to discuss tactics in chat or with the mods.
Chichen: ah sorry
tryllebanjo: !
Earthenone:
not playing optimally with a card thats not even in your deck is perfectly fine chat
Spades_Slicc: Oh right, people who were here live last week, when we saw the league scores did people reference the Friday Nights episode where everyone won all their games for the office Amonkhet (?) sealed league ?
Zinga___: Mildly stim-kee
LRRbot: Tidus, Blitzball Star [1WU] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior [2/1] | Whenever an artifact you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on Tidus. / Whenever Tidus attacks, tap target creature an opponent controls.
bondeulv: seemed like jacob miscounted the damage?
GredGredmansson: no the damage was right pretty sure
GredGredmansson: based on what actually happened
TXC2: gotta let Jacob learn chat
bondeulv: he counted 6, graham said 9
GredGredmansson: @bondeulv 9 was correct
GredGredmansson: 3, 4, and 2 is 6.
Bugberry: 6 was unblockable, the other 3 was from the one he could have blocked but didn't
Spades_Slicc: It was declared that 6 damage could not be blocked, and there were additional unblocked creatures
Earthenone: ohh well time for cinima bob
bondeulv: yeah, it was me who misheard
GredGredmansson: bob trigger
TXC2: Game 3!
TehAmelie: game 3! the stakes have never been higher
Spades_Slicc: onboard trick
Bugberry: onboard tricks
bytecaster: It's a learning experience!
RayFK: If he gave advice, he'd have to change his name to "Ol' Cheatin' Stark"
GredGredmansson: who knows she could have had Auron's Trumpet Blast
Chichen: easy to forget when its a copy
Earthenone:
TEchnicly there was a cinima moment where bob could have killed jacob before anima
TXC2: frankly the anima win is the bigger flex
Jethrain: to be fair this is also an onboard trick for a card that isn't in his deck, with just a copy token in front of him to refer to
kumatsu:
@RayFK what do you mean change 
bondeulv: outside assistance would lead to graham getting a game loss in his next sealed league match
TXC2:
get Jacob some Gatorade 
Chichen: i played commander and prerelease for 8 hours straight the other day lol
bondeulv: remember to hydrate and eat
LucasTheDrgn: I feel like there's something to be said for stress and its various effects as well
TehAmelie: i watched RRR earlier today. still feel faint
Micalovits: As someone who has gone to chess tournaments, it is SO stressful
bytecaster: During the semester studying maths, I needed to eat soooo much more
RayFK: This is why I offset my Magic with beer so I lose no weight
Chichen: Yep
Bugberry: The brain is a muscle
kumatsu: high-end Magic pros got to the point where they were getting the same therapists that deal with pro baseball for the amount of money on the line for their games
Chichen: was EXHAUSTED after
RayFK: DAMN GRAHAM I ONLY OFFERED IT LIKE DOZENS OF TIMES
ArmstrongRGM96X: And that's what the bar cube is for!
Bugberry: "where do you go to the gym?" The LGS.
Chichen: so you're saying playing Magic is a good diet plan?
TehAmelie: or bollywood
tehfewl: can't wait for the VIP Bar at MCVegas
LRRbot: Crossroads Village | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. As it enters, choose a color. / {T}: Add one mana of the chosen color.
kumatsu: just sitting in YJ triple-queueing drafts
RassilonDND: Tin bits and coffee with magic? say less
LRRbot: Adventurer's Inn | Land — Town | When this land enters, you gain 2 life. / {T}: Add {C}.
Spades_Slicc: Adventurers in what?
LRRbot: Dragoon's Lance [1W] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and is a Knight in addition to its other types. / During your turn, equipped creature has flying. / Gae Bolg — Equip {4}
A_Dub888: @RayFK what about your streams?
Micalovits: No no, eat bigger donuts! Then the holes are bigger so its less donut surely!
Bugberry: inland
bytecaster: The Lance is very good
goateedave86: Playing Commander at my local LGS for the first time tomorrow. Kinda freaked out, kinda hyped
Gekyouryuu: But Graham, now that FF7 cards exist, the LGS has an excuse to be a gym. Gotta do the squat challenge
bytecaster: Nobody can keep up with the Gae Bolg!
LRRbot: Undercity Dire Rat [1B] | Creature — Rat [2/2] | Rat Tail — When this creature dies, create a Treasure token.
TXC2: the new crossfit WoD: playing Arena while on a rowing machine
LRRbot: Thunder Magic [R] | Instant | Tiered / • Thunder — {0} — Thunder Magic deals 2 damage to target creature. / • Thundara — {3} — Thunder Magic deals 4 damage to target creature. / • Thundaga — {5}{R} — Thunder Magic deals 8 damage to target creature.
LRRbot: Zack Fair [W] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [0/1] | Zack Fair enters with a +1/+1 counter on it. / {1}, Sacrifice Zack Fair: Target creature you control gains indestructible until end of turn. Put Zack Fair's counters on that creature and attach an Equipment that was attached to Zack Fair to that creature.
Earthenone:
why does thunder magic have a picture of lightning on it
tehfewl: cuz Lightning is Female Cloud
LRRbot: Locke Cole [1UB] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue [2/3] | Deathtouch, lifelink / Whenever Locke Cole deals combat damage to a player, draw a card, then discard a card.
GredGredmansson:
@Earthenone because she's the one casting it clearly 
Bugberry: @Earthenone where there's lightning there's thunder.
bondeulv: locke cole is really good
Gekyouryuu: @tehfewl but cloud is female cloud
tehfewl: @Gekyouryuu also true
Micalovits: But what then is Dark Cloud?
tehfewl: @Micalovits different ps2 rpg
Tiber727: @Micalovits Completely forgotten about.
GredGredmansson: @Micalovits squall i think
Gekyouryuu: @micalovits a spheda game
RassilonDND: anyone else think its weird that fire magic does AOE dmg, while thunder magic is single target?
LRRbot: Prompto Argentum [1R] | Legendary Creature — Human Scout [2/2] | Haste / Selfie Shot — Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, if at least four mana was spent to cast it, create a Treasure token.
GredGredmansson: ah the fire magic, so that Zack can die before combat
LRRbot: Shinra Reinforcements [2B] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/3] | When this creature enters, mill three cards and you gain 3 life.
LRRbot: Black Mage's Rod [1B] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +1/+0, has "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent," and is a Wizard in addition to its other types. / Equip {3}
LRRbot: Quistis Trepe [2U] | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | Blue Magic — When Quistis Trepe enters, you may cast target instant or sorcery card from a graveyard, and mana of any type can be spent to cast that spell. If that spell would be put into a graveyard, exile it instead.
TXC2: "your island? you mean island?" "aye it's mine"
LRRbot: Gogo, Master of Mimicry [2U] | Legendary Creature — Wizard [2/4] | {X}{X}, {T}: Copy target activated or triggered ability you control X times. You may choose new targets for the copies. This ability can't be copied and X can't be 0.
GredGredmansson: three party member down the drain
LRRbot: Locke Cole [1UB] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue [2/3] | Deathtouch, lifelink / Whenever Locke Cole deals combat damage to a player, draw a card, then discard a card.
tehfewl: no block locke
TehAmelie: Shinra's now attacking surrounding games
TehAmelie: nickname achieved: No Blocke
bondeulv: no priority during resolution of a spell or ability
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: you gotta finish reading one thing before you do anything else
Micalovits: Can't brainstorm wrong if you discard brainstorm, truly the galaxy brain play
TehAmelie: simply quell the brainstorm
Marvoleath: yup, 2-1 is 2 and 1 points
TXC2: "strange card, only way to win is to not play"
LRRbot: Summon: Anima [4BB] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Horror [4/4] | I, II, III — Pain — You draw a card and you lose 1 life. / IV — Oblivion — Each opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice and loses 3 life. / Menace
TXC2: !sealedpoints
LRRbot: Points for the Final Fantasy sealed league work as follows: 3 points for 2 wins and no loses, 2 points for 2 wins and 1 loss, 1 point for 1 win and 2 losses, and 0 points for no wins.
TheDevil_Risen:
hi 
chaostreader: Jacob played a swamp.
TheDevil_Risen: yes
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LRRbot:
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goombalax: Summon: Anime *Beej appears*
Micalovits: *Beejdrop*
LRRbot: Crossroads Village | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. As it enters, choose a color. / {T}: Add one mana of the chosen color.
RassilonDND: Is Anima just better Anime?
Jethrain: "A-ni-ma", sung to the tune of "Se-phi-roth" in OWA
ArmstrongRGM96X:
And here I was just thinking all the LRRMTG logo is missing is an ethereal Amano-style rendering of 
CuteTeaGoat: @RassilonDND seems less painful than some of the shows i've watched
TheDevil_Risen: dragoon jumpies
Earthenone: anima is the feminine form of anime in a romance language, clearly
TXC2:
RassilonDND that would imply that there is an Animaga
MrPipboy3000: @RassilonDND They are different in every case except for the dead moms ...
LRRbot: Relm's Sketching [2UU] | Sorcery | Create a token that's a copy of target artifact, creature, or land.
TehAmelie: i've always been somewhat concerned where the Animus part that gets loose for Anima's overdrive comes from
thesilence9: did you draw for turn?
TehAmelie: something about Seymor's relationship with his mom seems weird
GredGredmansson: he did
bondeulv: sure did
RassilonDND: so are we saying theres anima, animara, and animaga?
thesilence9: awesome
TheDevil_Risen: saga--off
TheDevil_Risen: *sphiroth*
Chichen: wow, you get TWO eldritch summon moms? (or dads if FFXIV)
LRRbot: Poison the Waters [1B] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • All creatures get −1/−1 until end of turn. / • Target player reveals their hand. You choose an artifact or creature card from it. That player discards that card.
LRRbot: Ether [3U] | Artifact | {T}, Exile this artifact: Add {U}. When you next cast an instant or sorcery spell this turn, copy that spell. You may choose new targets for the copy.
LRRbot: Retrieve the Esper [3U] | Sorcery | Create a 3/3 blue Robot Warrior artifact creature token. Then if this spell was cast from a graveyard, put two +1/+1 counters on that token. / Flashback {5}{U}
LRRbot: Haste Magic [1R] | Instant | Target creature gets +3/+1 and gains haste until end of turn. Exile the top card of your library. You may play it until your next end step.
LRRbot: Seifer Almasy [3R] | Legendary Creature — Human Knight [3/4] | Whenever a creature you control attacks alone, it gains double strike until end of turn. / Fire Cross — Whenever Seifer Almasy deals combat damage to a player, you may cast target instant or sorcery card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard without paying its mana cost. If that spell would be put into your graveyard, exile it instead.
Earthenone: seifer no sifing
GredGredmansson: so its between seifer and the first artifact
TehAmelie: nobody likes Seifer
RassilonDND: Seifer knows what he did...
Diabore: sac a zack
GredGredmansson: me? go byebye
Laserbeaks_Fury: Mahn Anima
Laserbeaks_Fury: do DO do do do
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Lost a game earlier because I forgot I could sac Zack to give something indestructible.
TXC2:
Laserbeaks_Fury don't make me put chat in emote mode again
RassilonDND: *FF Victory Music*
Earthenone: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe refresh your drink, take your meds, or go to the toilet if you need to. Don't forget to wash your hands!
Flyingdelorion: Sac Zach, Block Locke.....
RassilonDND:
TXC2: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe refresh your drink, take your meds, or go to the toilet if you need to. Don't forget to wash your hands!
TXC2: Right chat I'm off
TheDevil_Risen: do do do dooo do doo do dooo
Earthenone: !findquote parry
LRRbot: Quote #7061: "I am a Parry God in a faithless world." —Cameron [2020-07-16]
TheDevil_Risen: tc @TXC2
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LRRbot:
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TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming LRR
RassilonDND: !findquote perry
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
RassilonDND: no perry the platapus quote?! sad day
Marvoleath: !findquote platypus
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Gaz_L: hey chat, did y'all see the Spaceballs 2 thing?
ArtOfStuttering: That was a very quick brea!
Marvoleath: wait, the Schwartz awakens again? D:
LRRbot: Treno, Dark City | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}.
pleonasticTautology: [piano music intensifies]]
LRRbot: Crossroads Village | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. As it enters, choose a color. / {T}: Add one mana of the chosen color.
RassilonDND: wait spaceballs 2 was real?
LRRbot: Undercity Dire Rat [1B] | Creature — Rat [2/2] | Rat Tail — When this creature dies, create a Treasure token.
LRRbot: Cornered by Black Mages [1BB] | Sorcery | Target opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice. / Create a 0/1 black Wizard creature token with "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this token deals 1 damage to each opponent."
TheGameD0c: is it a lizard wizard?
LRRbot: Locke Cole [1UB] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue [2/3] | Deathtouch, lifelink / Whenever Locke Cole deals combat damage to a player, draw a card, then discard a card.
Gaz_L: @RassilonDND apparently it is now!
LRRbot: Rook Turret [3U] | Artifact Creature — Construct [3/3] | Flying / Whenever another artifact you control enters, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.
goateedave86: Took Rurret
Gaz_L: complete with Rick Moranis and Mel Brooks in front of camera
RassilonDND: chocobos, choco-buds?, chocobii?
TheDevil_Risen: Black Mage!
Gaz_L: (and Mel in Spaceballs The Sweatshirt)
LRRbot: Stuck in Summoner's Sanctum [2U] | Enchantment — Aura | Flash / Enchant artifact or creature / When this Aura enters, tap enchanted permanent. / Enchanted permanent doesn't untap during its controller's untap step and its activated abilities can't be activated.
LRRbot: Reno and Rude [1B] | Legendary Creature — Human Assassin [2/1] | Menace / Whenever Reno and Rude deals combat damage to a player, exile the top card of that player's library. Then you may sacrifice another creature or artifact. If you do, you may play the exiled card this turn, and mana of any type can be spent to cast it.
Gaz_L:
i hope G appreciates me pausing watching him, Lupo, Eilidh and Olivia on EDHijinks to watch this match
GredGredmansson: draw first
ArmstrongRGM96X: One (1) chard(s)
GredGredmansson: oh must not have seen it
LRRbot: Black Mage's Rod [1B] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +1/+0, has "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent," and is a Wizard in addition to its other types. / Equip {3}
Blip2004: I haven't checked, is there a Fujin and Rajin card?
jaimeblacken: @Blip2004 sadly not
GredGredmansson: that's a Hero not a Wizard
Micalovits: Did he draw before discarding?
LRRbot: Sleep Magic [U] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / When this Aura enters, tap enchanted creature. / Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step. / When enchanted creature is dealt damage, sacrifice this Aura.
frozenphoenix7: Get a Hero, not a Wizard
Gaz_L: oh, G on the wizard deck
QuixoticScrivener: Can I be cornered by red mages? I like what I like.
TheDevil_Risen: loke is eepy
Diabore: so sleepy
bondeulv: I didn't see jacob draw before discarding
jaimeblacken: a hero
A_Dub888: G’s casting the spells that makes the peoples fall down
LRRbot: Qutrub Forayer [2B] | Creature — Zombie Horror [3/2] | When this creature enters, choose one — / • Destroy target creature that was dealt damage this turn. / • Exile up to two target cards from a single graveyard.
Gaz_L: well, the hero becomes a wizard with the rod, so it's more or less the same thing
frozenphoenix7: @Gaz_L I mean, the Rod can move, which makes it matter.
Cptasparagus: Hi fellow jacob, im going to the VOD, see you guys in an hour and a half
LRRbot: Relm's Sketching [2UU] | Sorcery | Create a token that's a copy of target artifact, creature, or land.
Chichen: wow, what a locke down
LucasTheDrgn: @Gaz_L the token is a 1/1 with no abilities, but the rod gives it +1/+0 and the ability, so the resulting creature is a 2/1 with the wizard ability
GredGredmansson: 2/1
GredGredmansson: you still exile the card
GredGredmansson: was the card exiled?
bondeulv: yes
Jethrain: Yes
LRRbot: Summon: Shiva [3UU] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Elemental [4/5] | I, II — Heavenly Strike — Tap target creature an opponent controls. Put a stun counter on it. / III — Diamond Dust — Draw a card for each tapped creature your opponents control.
GredGredmansson: 2
RassilonDND: 0/1 germ vs 1/1 hero
goateedave86: whup, time to grow a 3rd hand
tehfewl: 2 swords jackson
GredGredmansson: jakey two hands has two hands, and is disqualified for it
QuixoticScrivener: Locke on lock
TehAmelie: germs are comparatively pretty large come to think of it
LRRbot: Malboro [4BB] | Creature — Plant Horror [4/4] | Bad Breath — When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card, loses 2 life, and exiles the top three cards of their library. / Swampcycling {2}
QuixoticScrivener: lock on Locke?
LRRbot: Dreams of Laguna [1U] | Instant | Surveil 1, then draw a card. / Flashback {3}{U}
LRRbot: Gogo, Master of Mimicry [2U] | Legendary Creature — Wizard [2/4] | {X}{X}, {T}: Copy target activated or triggered ability you control X times. You may choose new targets for the copies. This ability can't be copied and X can't be 0.
LRRbot: Island | Basic Land — Island |
Micalovits: Gogo is GoneGone
Feriority: That just helps Jacob win with lab man!
GredGredmansson: is it an instant?
Snowwraith: Absolutely no chance of brainstorming wrong when it's exiled.
kumatsu: exile the Dreams
bondeulv: it gets exiled
GredGredmansson: dreams is exiled
jaimeblacken: no laguna card is a bit of a shame
Micalovits: Could you imagine if you could keep on recasting the same card from your graveyard *looks at underworld breach*
LRRbot: Poison the Waters [1B] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • All creatures get −1/−1 until end of turn. / • Target player reveals their hand. You choose an artifact or creature card from it. That player discards that card.
SolarBlitz1: Ayy, hello LRRMTG, just finished my first sealed where I got to 6 wins to make my gems back ever (Ardyn is messed UP)
LRRbot: Qiqirn Merchant [2U] | Creature — Beast Citizen [1/4] | {1}, {T}: Draw a card, then discard a card. / {7}, {T}, Sacrifice this creature: Draw three cards. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each Town you control.
tehfewl: somebody poisoned the watering hole
Bugberry: @SolarBlitz1 I got the same recently with Kefka. They are pretty fun.
LRRbot: Retrieve the Esper [3U] | Sorcery | Create a 3/3 blue Robot Warrior artifact creature token. Then if this spell was cast from a graveyard, put two +1/+1 counters on that token. / Flashback {5}{U}
QuixoticScrivener: I cast Bad Breath!
WiJohn: Malboro gonna bonk ya!
TehAmelie: wait who's teaching Malboro spellcasting?
RassilonDND: bad breath is a spell isnt it?
kumatsu: snae ling
GredGredmansson: i assume there is some cigarette that is wizard theme
QuixoticScrivener: @tehamelie Has Blue Magic gone too far?
Jethrain: turns out the black mage's rod was just a cigarette all along
LRRbot: Il Mheg Pixie [1U] | Creature — Faerie [2/1] | Flying / Whenever this creature attacks, surveil 1.
Shadowsoflife: @QuixoticScrivener Not yet
LRRbot: The Darkness Crystal [2BB] | Legendary Artifact | Black spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. / If a nontoken creature an opponent controls would die, instead exile it and you gain 2 life. / {4}{B}{B}, {T}: Put target creature card exiled with The Darkness Crystal onto the battlefield tapped under your control with two additional +1/+1 counters on it.
GredGredmansson: that card is whack schnasty in limited
alchemistsavant: I wonder what the elemental crystals taste like. Thanks, Jacob.
kumatsu: time to eat the job stones
goateedave86: I thought he retired!
LRRbot: Hecteyes [1B] | Creature — Ooze Horror [1/1] | When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card.
LRRbot: Travel the Overworld [5UU] | Sorcery | Affinity for Towns / Draw four cards.
alchemistsavant: OOF.
RassilonDND: Oof, travel the overworld for harmonize mana
A_Dub888: it’s Whack Schnasty WITH A STEEL CHAIR
goateedave86: @A_Dub888 BahGawd!
GredGredmansson: it IS exiled but it stops existing afterward
Balugo: Found my FFIX save data on my old PS3 this week, and am now about the fight the final boss for the first time. apparently I got to basically the end of the game and stopped back when the game came out, so finishing it now, 25-ish years later
GredGredmansson: some cards care about that but nothing on the field right now
Feriority: @GredGredmansson Crystal says nontoken
bondeulv: @GredGredmansson no, crystal says nontoken
GredGredmansson: oh so it does then
Bugberry: @RassilonDND calling it "harmonize" when Harmonize is just a color shifted Concentration is ironically funny.
Micalovits: Chat loves to be Pedantic
Diabore: joshua so damn good
GredGredmansson: but yeah in my prerelease i had an opponent who got that out on turn 4 and made use of it for SEVERAL turns
GredGredmansson: luckily i was able to blow it up before they were able to cast any of my stuff
Ukon_Cairns: zidane incentivizing treason without sacrifice is really neat. idk about good, but certainly neat.
bondeulv: @Micalovits magic players wanting to point out how cards work?
GredGredmansson: !card Memories Returning
LRRbot: Memories Returning [2UU] | Sorcery | Reveal the top five cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand. Then choose an opponent. They put one on the bottom of your library. Then you put one into your hand. Then they put one on the bottom of your library. Put the other into your hand. / Flashback {7}{U}{U}
bondeulv: cool card
goateedave86: General MtG for chat if you don't mind? What do people think about putting Bringer of the Black Dawn into a Rakdos Lord of Riots deck?
Diabore: the weird fof
KeytarCat: I went 2-1 at my prerelease with UR. That Il Mheg Pixie carried one of my games
Zinga___: Memories returning is a lot of fun, it helped my team go 2/1 in two headed giant.
Bugberry: @Ukon_Cairns it's definitely a new design space way to make threatens more useful without needing sacrifice synergy.
GredGredmansson: @goateedave86 what format, because if its commander you can't
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goateedave86: @GredGredmansson it would be commander. why could I not?
bondeulv: @goateedave86 commander colour identity restriction stops you from doing so
GredGredmansson: all the Bringers have a WUBRG color identity
goateedave86: @GredGredmansson I'm a foolish fool. Thank you
LRRbot: Crossroads Village | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. As it enters, choose a color. / {T}: Add one mana of the chosen color.
LRRbot: Il Mheg Pixie [1U] | Creature — Faerie [2/1] | Flying / Whenever this creature attacks, surveil 1.
RassilonDND: for the viewers, could we place a blue dice on that village?
LRRbot: Black Mage's Rod [1B] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +1/+0, has "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent," and is a Wizard in addition to its other types. / Equip {3}
goateedave86: @bondeulv I completely forgot about it's wubrg in the text box
bondeulv: yeah, nw
KeytarCat: Fortooth!
GredGredmansson: fortooth
bondeulv: otherwise I would've encouraged putting it in your rakdos deck ^^
LRRbot: Hecteyes [1B] | Creature — Ooze Horror [1/1] | When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card.
Snowwraith: @RassilonDND It'll get grouped with an inevitable island soon enough.
KeytarCat: More like HekteNO
GredGredmansson: graham is not asking, Jacob.
alchemistsavant: I love Burglar Ooze!
A_Dub888: Heketeyes NUTS
GredGredmansson: never punished
IslandersCaper:
tehfewl: the yawgfather
LRRbot: Yawgmoth, Thran Physician [2BB] | Legendary Creature — Human Cleric [2/4] | Protection from Humans / Pay 1 life, Sacrifice another creature: Put a −1/−1 counter on up to one target creature and draw a card. / {B}{B}, Discard a card: Proliferate.
jaimeblacken: it's yawgmoth
Micalovits: Oh!
bondeulv: for anyone watching, please don't put the top card into your hand before you decide where to put it
RassilonDND: the yawdaddy!
GredGredmansson: @bondeulv was just about to say this
diabolikole: Yawg pawg
bondeulv: you are allowed to look at your hand, but keep it visibly somewhere not with the other cards in your hand
TheDevil_Risen: many ViVi-s
Micalovits: Oh no
GredGredmansson: oh
jaimeblacken: oh noooo
GredGredmansson: oh dear.
A_Dub888: So what you’re saying is the casted the spells and the peoples fell down
Snowwraith:
KeytarCat: 2/1 flying surveil is cool
wischmobberghg: Zodiark is coming
diabolikole: Swamps put the fear of God in em
LRRbot: Malboro [4BB] | Creature — Plant Horror [4/4] | Bad Breath — When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card, loses 2 life, and exiles the top three cards of their library. / Swampcycling {2}
jaimeblacken: oh nooooooooo
GredGredmansson: wrong creature type
Pinwiz11: oh nooooooooo
LRRbot: Zodiark, Umbral God [BBBBB] | Legendary Creature — God [5/5] | Indestructible / When Zodiark enters, each player sacrifices half the non-God creatures they control of their choice, rounded down. / Whenever a player sacrifices another creature, put a +1/+1 counter on Zodiark.
TheDevil_Risen: oh lord
bujabin: i knew it oTL
KaleidoscopeMind: oh
TheDevil_Risen: o7
Feriority: The flavor is so good!
pleonasticTautology: just give someone the dorito and follow the leader
Pinwiz11: Oh, I thought it was the god
tehfewl: All of existence bends to my will
northos: oh I JUST got the "sacrifice half" as a flavor reference. that's so good
TheDevil_Risen: you can respond to the trigger and nuke the token
KeytarCat: Hecteyes Heckin DIES
TheDevil_Risen: but that would be backseating
BusTed: sadness on the stack
GredGredmansson: @TheDevil_Risen and that would also make them lose Yawgmoth, since you have to sac your creature to pay for that ability
Micalovits: Or put a -1/-1 on Zodiark
MrPipboy3000: Crying doesn't use the stack right?
GredGredmansson: oh wait rounded down
GredGredmansson: ignore me
A_Dub888: So is this Zodiark what the gods were afraid the FFXII versions would become?
LRRbot: The Lunar Whale [3U] | Legendary Artifact — Vehicle [3/5] | Flying / You may look at the top card of your library any time. / As long as The Lunar Whale attacked this turn, you may play the top card of your library. / Crew 1
TheDevil_Risen: @GredGredmansson its ok
Flyingdelorion: Jacob is learning, that's what's important!
TheDevil_Risen: @GredGredmansson i thought through that one, yeah rounded down makes the diff
GredGredmansson: they do if you crew them
Micalovits: But its so tasty
LRRbot: Circle of Power [3B] | Sorcery | You draw two cards and you lose 2 life. Create a 0/1 black Wizard creature token with "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this token deals 1 damage to each opponent." / Wizards you control get +1/+0 and gain lifelink until end of turn.
KeytarCat: I like that Lunar Whale is a 4 mana noncreature spell
GredGredmansson: ping
Gekyouryuu: Don't eat them? But they're so flavorful
GredGredmansson: (and no, graham does not gain 1 life because it didn't have lifelink yet)
LRRbot: Black Mage's Rod [1B] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +1/+0, has "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent," and is a Wizard in addition to its other types. / Equip {3}
GredGredmansson: grood.
LRRbot: Quistis Trepe [2U] | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | Blue Magic — When Quistis Trepe enters, you may cast target instant or sorcery card from a graveyard, and mana of any type can be spent to cast that spell. If that spell would be put into a graveyard, exile it instead.
GredGredmansson: to kill the tiny ones at least
LRRbot: Memories Returning [2UU] | Sorcery | Reveal the top five cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand. Then choose an opponent. They put one on the bottom of your library. Then you put one into your hand. Then they put one on the bottom of your library. Put the other into your hand. / Flashback {7}{U}{U}
LucasTheDrgn: we call this "using them as a cooldown"
GredGredmansson: 2 ping
Bruceski: The great Cataclysm, faithfully recreated
LRRbot: Treno, Dark City | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}.
LRRbot: Vayne's Treachery [1B] | Instant | Kicker—Sacrifice an artifact or creature. / Target creature gets −2/−2 until end of turn. If this spell was kicked, that creature gets −6/−6 until end of turn instead.
LRRbot: Sephiroth's Intervention [3B] | Instant | Destroy target creature. You gain 2 life.
LRRbot: Ultimecia, Time Sorceress [3UB] (back: Ultimecia, Omnipotent) | Legendary Creature — Human Warlock [4/5] | Whenever Ultimecia enters or attacks, surveil 2. / At the beginning of your end step, you may pay {4}{U}{U}{B}{B} and exile eight cards from your graveyard. If you do, transform Ultimecia.
ArcOfTheConclave: this card is basically FoF, right?
chaostreader: @arcoftheconclave Kind of.
GredGredmansson: i'd argue vaynes treachery was the better card to ditch, since he can cast it now and get sac value
Snowwraith: @ArcOfTheConclave A staggered one!
alchemistsavant: I think it would be *more* busted if they went to the graveyard.
Zinga___: yep, if you ever shuffle you could get a card
Bugberry: Not going to the graveyard would mostly be a downside in this set I believe.
Zinga___: @alchemistsavant Don't want people milling what they don't pick.
RassilonDND: saccing will also increase the counter too
Anubis169: ouch
GredGredmansson: and yeah that's why
diabolikole: One more zodiac trigger no?
GredGredmansson: it got both counters at once
Bugberry: what a mutually enjoyable turn.
RassilonDND: That card being indestructable is... just ow
LRRbot: Adventurer's Inn | Land — Town | When this land enters, you gain 2 life. / {T}: Add {C}.
narset6691: i mean at least it wasnt Cam's i want your deck to do its thing.....counterspell
Snowwraith: Zodiark had fun.
LRRbot: Travel the Overworld [5UU] | Sorcery | Affinity for Towns / Draw four cards.
GredGredmansson: "i want your deck to do the thing it does."
Mangledpixel: travel the overworld, and discover that it's a torus
jaimeblacken: that was the kamigawa ppr right
GredGredmansson: all i remember is that it was against Ben
Micalovits: All I remember is that it was amazing
LRRbot: Ultimecia, Time Sorceress [3UB] (back: Ultimecia, Omnipotent) | Legendary Creature — Human Warlock [4/5] | Whenever Ultimecia enters or attacks, surveil 2. / At the beginning of your end step, you may pay {4}{U}{U}{B}{B} and exile eight cards from your graveyard. If you do, transform Ultimecia.
GredGredmansson: now THIS one is the Nightmare
GredGredmansson: or can turn into one
RayFK: Sick rod
Bugberry: Ultimecia is now a Warlock and a Wizard.
Bugberry: multiclassing
LRRbot: Brainstorm [U] | Instant | Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.
Micalovits: Hey look, a correct brainstorm! The panic kind!
kumatsu: I can't wait to pick up a copy of this version of Brainstorm so I can make jokes about Brainstorming wrong AND about playing Endwalker wrong
GredGredmansson: the larch.
Anubis169: Bugberry; Just remembering 8bit theater, with double-classing Ranger/Ranger and quad wielding 4 crossbows
Micalovits: Lets go!
GredGredmansson: rounded down
GredGredmansson: and both get a counter
Bruceski: Zodiark fight!
jaimeblacken: wow so
Grimnus: Now make them kiss
jaimeblacken: that's just 2 trucks going at each other
Feriority: Just one counter each isn't it? Only one sac?
Jethrain: Why did it get a second counter?
GredGredmansson: why does it get two counters?
TehAmelie: dual wielding your dual dual wield skills? sure why not
bondeulv: jacob's should just have one counter
Spades_Slicc: !card zodiark
LRRbot: Zodiark, Umbral God [BBBBB] | Legendary Creature — God [5/5] | Indestructible / When Zodiark enters, each player sacrifices half the non-God creatures they control of their choice, rounded down. / Whenever a player sacrifices another creature, put a +1/+1 counter on Zodiark.
Ranakel: "Hey Relm, what did you draw?" "The dark god whose advent heralds cataclysm and the end of eras!"
LRRbot: Undercity Dire Rat [1B] | Creature — Rat [2/2] | Rat Tail — When this creature dies, create a Treasure token.
Anubis169: squerk
Bruceski: I love the art on the rat
GredGredmansson: not dead yet
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LRRbot: Summon: Shiva [3UU] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Elemental [4/5] | I, II — Heavenly Strike — Tap target creature an opponent controls. Put a stun counter on it. / III — Diamond Dust — Draw a card for each tapped creature your opponents control.
TheDevil_Risen: go Jacob go!
LucasTheDrgn: hold the line!
Anubis169:
<--- balls
diabolikole: Balls
Ranakel: Balls, now back to space!
control_rig: Sqee-CRUNCH
GredGredmansson: !findquote rat
LRRbot: Quote #3365: "Did you just get face-fucked by a rat?!" —Graham, to Alex [2016-09-07]
TheDevil_Risen: hahaha
TheDevil_Risen: treasure!
GasCityGaming: please add quote lol
TheDevil_Risen: woo
LRRbot: Shinra Reinforcements [2B] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/3] | When this creature enters, mill three cards and you gain 3 life.
LucasTheDrgn: that rat is taking a tankbuster
GasCityGaming: "the rat is going to eat the fist of god
Anubis169: !addquote (Jacob) [now] The rat is going to eat the fist of god...
LRRbot: New quote #9326: "The rat is going to eat the fist of god..." —Jacob [2025-06-12]
GredGredmansson:
GasCityGaming: lol thank you mods
silenceaux: Oh no, 8 in the bin
RayFK: Where was my finger snap Grham
Anubis169: GasCityGaming: If that's not quoteworthy nothing is
lamina5432: dang I’m gonna miss the rest
pleonasticTautology: long animation means more damage
jaimeblacken: FFVIII you could never skip them no?
ScrapyardGhostTrain: 8, I think.
TheDevil_Risen: in 8 you cant skip the summon anim
GhostValv: it's first time no skip in X
Disterspace: 8 you cant skip
Anubis169: that was FF8, because of the boost functionality
jaimeblacken: you could boost them
jaimeblacken: tapping square
Ranakel: But at least, you could button mash!
Skeletonman1100: FFX had a toggle for shortened summons. FF8 you couldn't skip them cause there was the Boost minigae during the animation
TheDevil_Risen: because you MASH to boost them
Disterspace: But you can mash a button
pleonasticTautology: oh is that why eden's cutscene is so long
pleonasticTautology: is that the meme
LucasTheDrgn: FFVII as well, right? like, knights of the round is notorious for dealing a ton of damage and being like, a 5 minute long attack?
pleonasticTautology: (i have not played 8)
CuteTeaGoat: Eden you max the counter out like halfway through
LucasTheDrgn: @pleonasticTautology yes that is, in fact, the meme
Skeletonman1100: Also could not skip in 7 but there was the Winchester/Mug gltich to skip certain animations.
control_rig: gg!
TheDevil_Risen: good games!
TehAmelie: i think Eden alone could get a shortened animation?
pleonasticTautology: @LucasTheDrgn thank you!
Sarah_Serinde: G v C
TheDevil_Risen: G v C
trebuchetboy: Kinda wanted the Ult flip but I understand
Anubis169: FF9 had short summons as an optional extra, and FF10 the summons were playable characters
TheDevil_Risen: ViVi?
pleonasticTautology: @LucasTheDrgn oh this is DEFINITELY why that adds phase was so long
KaleidoscopeMind: mimi?
pleonasticTautology: @Anubis169 ff9 has a formula for how much damage is done based on the length of the animation
pleonasticTautology: also hi i've been listening to the games while building a chocobant deck with my best friend
pleonasticTautology: i'm learning a lot about long-term commander meta
bondeulv: meta?
pleonasticTautology: like
pleonasticTautology: which cards have been long term Good
pleonasticTautology: which have fallen out of favor
bondeulv: oh
pleonasticTautology: which have risen in favor
bondeulv: yeah, that changes
Anubis169:
"..."
Anubis169: ah there we go
TheDevil_Risen:
5
TheDevil_Risen: hai
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LRRbot: Prompto Argentum [1R] | Legendary Creature — Human Scout [2/2] | Haste / Selfie Shot — Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, if at least four mana was spent to cast it, create a Treasure token.
MrGibberish: @anubis169 oh wow. Ex Profanity
LRRbot: Shinra Reinforcements [2B] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/3] | When this creature enters, mill three cards and you gain 3 life.
Anubis169:
MrGibberish: you betcha 
bondeulv: @Anubis169 I was thinking of ten years
LRRbot: Stroke of Midnight [2W] | Instant | Destroy target nonland permanent. Its controller creates a 1/1 white Human creature token.
Gekyouryuu: Promptly Argentina!
GredGredmansson: yeah that happens
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LRRbot: Hecteyes [1B] | Creature — Ooze Horror [1/1] | When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card.
Snowwraith: "That hurt so much I've been reduced to a 1/1 human."
Zinga___: auto haste in magic is significantly less good.
LRRbot: Crossroads Village | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. As it enters, choose a color. / {T}: Add one mana of the chosen color.
LRRbot: Thunder Magic [R] | Instant | Tiered / • Thunder — {0} — Thunder Magic deals 2 damage to target creature. / • Thundara — {3} — Thunder Magic deals 4 damage to target creature. / • Thundaga — {5}{R} — Thunder Magic deals 8 damage to target creature.
LRRbot: Scorpion Sentinel [1U] | Artifact Creature — Robot Scorpion [1/4] | As long as you control seven or more lands, this creature gets +3/+0.
LRRbot: Circle of Power [3B] | Sorcery | You draw two cards and you lose 2 life. Create a 0/1 black Wizard creature token with "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this token deals 1 damage to each opponent." / Wizards you control get +1/+0 and gain lifelink until end of turn.
Bugberry: Prodigal Pyromancer is the color-fixed version
Lord_Hosk: Cori... Play three lands as a instant
LRRbot: Seifer Almasy [3R] | Legendary Creature — Human Knight [3/4] | Whenever a creature you control attacks alone, it gains double strike until end of turn. / Fire Cross — Whenever Seifer Almasy deals combat damage to a player, you may cast target instant or sorcery card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard without paying its mana cost. If that spell would be put into your graveyard, exile it instead.
LucasTheDrgn: it's funny to me that they couldn't call it Leylines because then people would expect it to be an enchantment that you can start the game with it on the battlefield if it's in your opening hand
iris_of_ether: Big Seifies
LRRbot: Vayne's Treachery [1B] | Instant | Kicker—Sacrifice an artifact or creature. / Target creature gets −2/−2 until end of turn. If this spell was kicked, that creature gets −6/−6 until end of turn instead.
Ranakel: Someone against me thought it's fine not to block Seifer. That turn involved four removal spells.
Snowwraith: @LucasTheDrgn Oh yeeeeah. They even made a leyline axe!
GredGredmansson: you totally owned that lamer, graham
LRRbot: Captain Lannery Storm [2R] | Legendary Creature — Human Pirate [2/2] | Haste / Whenever Captain Lannery Storm attacks, create a Treasure token. / Whenever you sacrifice a Treasure, Captain Lannery Storm gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
LRRbot: Summon: Shiva [3UU] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Elemental [4/5] | I, II — Heavenly Strike — Tap target creature an opponent controls. Put a stun counter on it. / III — Diamond Dust — Draw a card for each tapped creature your opponents control.
GredGredmansson: vaanery storm
Feriority: @LucasTheDrgn I have no evidence of this but I suspect it was a leyline at some point in R&D and didn't work out for whatever reason
LRRbot: Chromatic Lantern [3] | Artifact | Lands you control have "{T}: Add one mana of any color." / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
LRRbot: Ultimecia, Time Sorceress [3UB] (back: Ultimecia, Omnipotent) | Legendary Creature — Human Warlock [4/5] | Whenever Ultimecia enters or attacks, surveil 2. / At the beginning of your end step, you may pay {4}{U}{U}{B}{B} and exile eight cards from your graveyard. If you do, transform Ultimecia.
Calhoun327: odd question, where did you folks get that yellow puck for stun? it's a lovely size and i have a thing it might be useful for
KeytarCat: How do stun counters interact with {untap} abilities?
LRRbot: Black Mage's Rod [1B] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +1/+0, has "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent," and is a Wizard in addition to its other types. / Equip {3}
narset6691: @KeytarCat replacement effect
LucasTheDrgn: @Feriority yeah, the thing that sticks out to me is that it's explicitly the FFXIV leylines ability, but at no point is it in FFXIV referred to as a "circle of power", unless that's a more literal translation of the japanese name
NornsFelidar: it's a replacement effect, if it would untap - remove a counter instead
KeytarCat: Can you pay {untap} by removing a stun counter
pleonasticTautology: i plan on getting a whole suite of infinitokens
Calhoun327: Nice!
LRRbot: Fate of the Sun-Cryst [4W] | Instant | This spell costs {2} less to cast if it targets a tapped creature. / Destroy target nonland permanent.
GasCityGaming: does LRR have a promo code for infinitokens?
LucasTheDrgn: @KeytarCat you remove the counter as the payment for the untap ability (replacing untapping the creature as payment for the ability), iirc
pleonasticTautology: @KeytarCat you mean {Q}? that's a good question
pleonasticTautology: judge?
KeytarCat: but also yes
Snowwraith: @LucasTheDrgn Also "leylines" can be a bit of a generic name as well so they might want to avoid that in general. Even if it wasn't an mould of magic card already.
pleonasticTautology: i think there was a maro post about why it was {Q}
LRRbot: Cornered by Black Mages [1BB] | Sorcery | Target opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice. / Create a 0/1 black Wizard creature token with "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this token deals 1 damage to each opponent."
NornsFelidar: that's correct, replacement effect doesn't stop you from paying the cost, it replaces the result
LucasTheDrgn: @Snowwraith I could see "Black Mage's Leylines" or something, ultimately it just sticks out as a "oh, huh, funny" thing to me, not a major disappointment
GredGredmansson: 107.6. The untap symbol is {Q}. The untap symbol in an activation cost means “Untap this permanent.” A permanent that’s already untapped can’t be untapped again to pay the cost. A creature’s activated ability with the untap symbol in its activation cost can’t be activated unless the creature has been under its controller’s control continuously since their most recent turn began. See rule 302.6.
GredGredmansson: seems like it should work
iris_of_ether: Rude hahaha
pleonasticTautology: oh chat, i just thought of a name for my chocobant deck
pleonasticTautology: deckmaster de chocobo
Spades_Slicc: Did the ping go to the wrong side? Thought I saw Graham's life go down on the first cornered by mages
Spades_Slicc: as I was typing
LRRbot: Scorpion Sentinel [1U] | Artifact Creature — Robot Scorpion [1/4] | As long as you control seven or more lands, this creature gets +3/+0.
Feriority: @LucasTheDrgn The skill description for ley lines calls it a circle of power, actually. But, like, it's one piece of minor flavor text
iris_of_ether: Bigger than before
Feriority: "Connects naturally occurring ley lines to create a circle of power which [...]"
LucasTheDrgn: @Feriority ah! yeah okay that makes sense, less "out of nowhere"
Snowwraith: Cornered by Black Mages and given a offer you can't refuse.
LRRbot: Ice Flan [4UU] | Creature — Elemental Ooze [5/4] | When this creature enters, tap target artifact or creature an opponent controls. Put a stun counter on it. / Islandcycling {2}
NornsFelidar: if you remember there was a combo with Vizier of Remedies and Devoted Druid that works very similarly to what you want to do with Q and stun counters
LRRbot: Zack Fair [W] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [0/1] | Zack Fair enters with a +1/+1 counter on it. / {1}, Sacrifice Zack Fair: Target creature you control gains indestructible until end of turn. Put Zack Fair's counters on that creature and attach an Equipment that was attached to Zack Fair to that creature.
NornsFelidar: well, works for the similar rules reasons that is
LRRbot: Retrieve the Esper [3U] | Sorcery | Create a 3/3 blue Robot Warrior artifact creature token. Then if this spell was cast from a graveyard, put two +1/+1 counters on that token. / Flashback {5}{U}
LucasTheDrgn: @NornsFelidar notably, this combo is different from something like Solemnity. "replace event with nothing" and "Prevent event from happening" different in that the former allows it as a cost that gets replaced, the latter prevents the cost from being paid
RedJackz: Silly faces time
RedJackz: Close relative to ministry of silly walks.
LRRbot: Instant Ramen [2] | Artifact — Food | Flash / When this artifact enters, draw a card. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.
LucasTheDrgn: that ramen sure is an instant
Grimnus: Ramen turning the entire game around
LRRbot: Black Mage's Rod [1B] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +1/+0, has "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent," and is a Wizard in addition to its other types. / Equip {3}
Snowwraith: @LucasTheDrgn It was done in a flash.
LRRbot: Malboro [4BB] | Creature — Plant Horror [4/4] | Bad Breath — When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card, loses 2 life, and exiles the top three cards of their library. / Swampcycling {2}
GredGredmansson: and that's lethal
NornsFelidar: @lucasthedrgn that's true. "Can't" effects always take priority, it's one of the magic golden rules
LRRbot: Coeurl [1W] | Creature — Cat Beast [2/2] | {1}{W}, {T}: Tap target nonenchantment creature.
LRRbot: Crossroads Village | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. As it enters, choose a color. / {T}: Add one mana of the chosen color.
LRRbot: White Auracite [2WW] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until this artifact leaves the battlefield. / {T}: Add {W}.
GredGredmansson: oh whoops
TheDevil_Risen:
KeytarCat: bad breath is easily the nastiest non boss ability
Spades_Slicc: Wasn't Cori at 5?
Spades_Slicc: oh loses 2
control_rig: Tight game!
LRRbot: Retrieve the Esper [3U] | Sorcery | Create a 3/3 blue Robot Warrior artifact creature token. Then if this spell was cast from a graveyard, put two +1/+1 counters on that token. / Flashback {5}{U}
control_rig: Pew pew!
gnomebot1: Death of a Thousand Cuts!!!
Calhoun327: thank you for the victory scene
Bugberry: I know Bad Breath from the Tactics games.
diabolikole: Jacob's shirt aptly worn
Snowwraith: I love when they need to think of a stronger Malboro and they like to give them "Worse Breath".
GredGredmansson: and yes, Malboro is in fact named after the cigarette company
iris_of_ether: Every status
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Ribbons ftw.
Ranakel: Remember kids: never smoke without your ribbon equipped (and also ever)
Spades_Slicc: The version of wizards in constructed that's mono red and Guttersnipe and burn spells is pretty good
Earthenone: yeah we need a ribbon on the white mage
KeytarCat: Poison, dark, confuse, silence, frog, sleep, it's fuckin Norsty
control_rig: Confuse means you are going to MURDER your allies
RayFK: That's coward talk stark, Lands only
LucasTheDrgn:
i don't get it, just walk out of the cone while it's casting the attack 
Spades_Slicc: Well there's mono red burn that uses guttersnipe and snipe like creatures
CuteTeaGoat: mountain goat?
LRRbot: Prompto Argentum [1R] | Legendary Creature — Human Scout [2/2] | Haste / Selfie Shot — Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, if at least four mana was spent to cast it, create a Treasure token.
Mangledpixel: "he's ready with tokens and things" to the tune of "lions and tiger and bears"
GredGredmansson: the rare adventure land makes one too
LRRbot: Black Mage's Rod [1B] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +1/+0, has "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent," and is a Wizard in addition to its other types. / Equip {3}
Spades_Slicc: Or the Juice That Makes Your Head Explode
LucasTheDrgn: Funfact: in FFXIV, the weapon actually does specifically determine what class you are, so picking up the rod DOES make you a wizard
kumatsu: no game actions and no information gained
LRRbot: Stroke of Midnight [2W] | Instant | Destroy target nonland permanent. Its controller creates a 1/1 white Human creature token.
GredGredmansson: yeah i think that counts as "accidentally revealing a card in your hand"
Feriority: Is the human named Rod?
Ranakel: He is, now
bytecaster: Prompto still gets a nice selfie before the trade goes through
GredGredmansson: @LucasTheDrgn pretty sure what's why most of the job select equipment are from XIV
ContingentCat: they never expect a second rodd
LRRbot: Chromatic Lantern [3] | Artifact | Lands you control have "{T}: Add one mana of any color." / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
kumatsu: I really hope there's a photo booth for making hero tokens in Vegas
LRRbot: Rook Turret [3U] | Artifact Creature — Construct [3/3] | Flying / Whenever another artifact you control enters, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.
LucasTheDrgn: @GredGredmansson for sure, it's definitely the inspiration, but it's a nice little bit of flavor as well. And all the heroes are from ffxiv, iirc
GredGredmansson: @LucasTheDrgn the original 6 are in the cycle as well repping FFI
LRRbot: Ice Flan [4UU] | Creature — Elemental Ooze [5/4] | When this creature enters, tap target artifact or creature an opponent controls. Put a stun counter on it. / Islandcycling {2}
kumatsu: I finally got my judge schedule for Vegas and I'm scheduled to start... halfway through the LRR event
NornsFelidar: @gredgredmansson it's part of a policy for reversing decisions in the tournament rules.
GredGredmansson: lantern
Ranakel: When I told someone at prerelease the only two 16 bit style bits of content for this set were retrieve the esper and the prerelease kit's box he was so disappointed
LRRbot: Cornered by Black Mages [1BB] | Sorcery | Target opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice. / Create a 0/1 black Wizard creature token with "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this token deals 1 damage to each opponent."
Justherefortherewards: I see Graham's deck is already infinitely better than it used to be, picking up at least one win?
Spades_Slicc: Retrieve the Esper is 16 bit style?
Ranakel: @Justherefortherewards It involved Zodiarkses punching each other
GredGredmansson: and Cori takes 2 combat damage
kumatsu: the wizard doesn't generate until after the spell has happened, so doesn't see the spell happen
MrPipboy3000: The wizard token doesn't see the casting of the spell
LRRbot: Tidus, Blitzball Star [1WU] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior [2/1] | Whenever an artifact you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on Tidus. / Whenever Tidus attacks, tap target creature an opponent controls.
tehfewl: Good news everyone, My Op cast Knights of the Round, and i used Gaius van Baelsar to have everyone sac an enchantment
LRRbot: Vaan, Street Thief [2R] | Legendary Creature — Human Scout [2/2] | Whenever one or more Scouts, Pirates, and/or Rogues you control deal combat damage to a player, exile the top card of that player's library. You may cast it. If you don't, create a Treasure token. / Whenever you cast a spell you don't own, put a +1/+1 counter on each Scout, Pirate, and Rogue you control.
LRRbot: Crossroads Village | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. As it enters, choose a color. / {T}: Add one mana of the chosen color.
Spades_Slicc: Tidus, Blitzball what was that Cori?
RedJackz: Did you guys hear about the guy who played at a pre-release and got disqualified for using snow-covered lands and nobody pointed it out until the 3rd round?
LRRbot: Instant Ramen [2] | Artifact — Food | Flash / When this artifact enters, draw a card. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.
LucasTheDrgn: wizards
GredGredmansson: and two cast triggers
Bugberry: @kumatsu technically it's during the spell, which is why stuff like Living Weapon that make 0/0s that then buff them work.
narset6691: ramen is complicated
LRRbot: Memories Returning [2UU] | Sorcery | Reveal the top five cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand. Then choose an opponent. They put one on the bottom of your library. Then you put one into your hand. Then they put one on the bottom of your library. Put the other into your hand. / Flashback {7}{U}{U}
kumatsu: @Bugberry Living Weapon works an entirely different way
Anubis169: proper ramen takes forever to make, rendering down the fat and everything
LRRbot: Cornered by Black Mages [1BB] | Sorcery | Target opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice. / Create a 0/1 black Wizard creature token with "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this token deals 1 damage to each opponent."
LRRbot: Hecteyes [1B] | Creature — Ooze Horror [1/1] | When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card.
LRRbot: Retrieve the Esper [3U] | Sorcery | Create a 3/3 blue Robot Warrior artifact creature token. Then if this spell was cast from a graveyard, put two +1/+1 counters on that token. / Flashback {5}{U}
LRRbot: The Darkness Crystal [2BB] | Legendary Artifact | Black spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. / If a nontoken creature an opponent controls would die, instead exile it and you gain 2 life. / {4}{B}{B}, {T}: Put target creature card exiled with The Darkness Crystal onto the battlefield tapped under your control with two additional +1/+1 counters on it.
Bugberry: @kumatsu I know, I'm just referring to how state based effects aren't checked during the resolution of spells/abilities.
Anubis169: The Underbin but not Exiled
Anubis169: Exiled is the Under-underbin
LRRbot: Sleep Magic [U] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / When this Aura enters, tap enchanted creature. / Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step. / When enchanted creature is dealt damage, sacrifice this Aura.
Mangledpixel: the underbin underpins all things
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Anubis169 Or the Outerbin.
Anubis169: hahahahaha
Spades_Slicc: Is it Tie-dus or Tee-dus? I've heard both
Bugberry: @kumatsu a better comparison would be Amass making 0/0s then adding counters.
GredGredmansson: @Spades_Slicc they've SAID both.
iris_of_ether: Big eepies
kumatsu: @Bugberry I've been a judge for 15 years you don't need to keep explaining things to me
Justherefortherewards: It's wild how I went from a video of Graham playing a final fantasy commander game in not-Canada to this, technology man.
SquareDotCube: Or the Cori with no hands. Or the Cori with leaves
CrossXhunteR: @Spades_Slicc it's officially the latter, but the creators are wrong and it's actually the former
Ranakel: I assume the Jacob nickname includes the Cori part for maximum confusion
Tom_Bruise: isn't Tidus, like, the one character in FFX with a player-adjustable name?
LucasTheDrgn: @Spades_Slicc it's never actually said in the original game since you can name him whatever you want, even though it's voice acted
LRRbot: Ice Flan [4UU] | Creature — Elemental Ooze [5/4] | When this creature enters, tap target artifact or creature an opponent controls. Put a stun counter on it. / Islandcycling {2}
niccus: it's latin, tee-doos
Bugberry: @kumatsu I wasn't tying to, I just wanted to be clear what point I was trying to make.
theamc2000: why is it flan?
Ranakel: Also, Baderon Tenfingers would be proud
Anubis169: Spades_Slicc: If you're going strictly by the transliterated name, 'tee-dus' but square have said both since most people took it the other way in the West
Snowwraith: @GredGredmansson It's been voiced both ways in various other games I believe.
Spades_Slicc: @GredGredmansson Well is it either or perhaps it is Eee-ther
LoadingReadyRun: I'm concerned that Titus fell asleep *during* a blitzball game. asleep underwater seems bad
LRRbot: Circle of Power [3B] | Sorcery | You draw two cards and you lose 2 life. Create a 0/1 black Wizard creature token with "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this token deals 1 damage to each opponent." / Wizards you control get +1/+0 and gain lifelink until end of turn.
GredGredmansson: and Tidus is a Warrior, not any of those other types Vaan likes
NornsFelidar: eepy tidus
CrossXhunteR: @LoadingReadyRun he's like a whale (i assume whales can sleep underwater)
Justherefortherewards: @loadingreadyrun you'd think that, but they also hold their breath VERY long during the matches
kumatsu: correct
GredGredmansson: yes.
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Pretty sure Tidus can breathe underwater.
SquareDotCube: Sleep shot is a real (and very useful) thing in FFX
theamc2000: that is weird
iris_of_ether: It's okay, Tidus actually a manatee or turtle
Tom_Bruise: I'm pretty sure the humanoids of FFX are all marine mammals
Bugberry: You really want to follow it up with another noncreature.
LRRbot: Cornered by Black Mages [1BB] | Sorcery | Target opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice. / Create a 0/1 black Wizard creature token with "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this token deals 1 damage to each opponent."
Earthenone: @Tom_Bruise only the male humanoids, women need breathing aparatai to swim for some reason
Feriority: Oh we're playing XIII now?
Anubis169: what is it, 5 minutes blitzball time of heavy heavy swimming and tackling underwater, plus exit time
Bugberry: I realized during one of my first games that Circle of Power works very well with Red Mage's Rapier.
Dog_of_Myth:
SquareDotCube: Welcome to Straighteria!
Tom_Bruise: @Earthenone ah yeah, ofcourse!
Tom_Bruise: makes perfect sense!
GredGredmansson: Fun Fact: there are 8 total Rogues/Pirates/Scouts draftable in limited, one of which is Vaan himself
Spades_Slicc: Call which rares you're hoping for
Ranakel: How far off from now is the FANCY draft?
Justherefortherewards: Is Jacob more excited about improving their deck, or about getting to draw new FF cards?
Diabore: no more eggs
RayFK: Jesus Cam's deck name
control_rig: Oooh Go Cameron!
Spades_Slicc: Cannot wait to see Cam's deck on stream
Justherefortherewards:
Wow Cameron 
TheDevil_Risen: nice!
GredGredmansson: oh gosh what would i nickname my prerelease deck
theamc2000: does he need to be
KaleidoscopeMind: he has kids
GredGredmansson: it was WB lifegain with Cecil, Aerith, and double Zenos
Diabore: oh i think i know what nelly has in that deck
Anubis169: crackin' packs!
SquareDotCube: that kid did grow up and be a blitzball
KaleidoscopeMind: that's a perpetual state
iris_of_ether: Jacob that deck name....
GredGredmansson: now imagine you open Kuja or Kefka
Grimnus: Did ya consider just splashing Josh in the current deck?
bytecaster: I always love a new Fact or Fiction!
LRRbot: Bard's Bow [2G] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +2/+2, has reach, and is a Bard in addition to its other types. / Perseus's Bow — Equip {6}
LRRbot: Stuck in Summoner's Sanctum [2U] | Enchantment — Aura | Flash / Enchant artifact or creature / When this Aura enters, tap enchanted permanent. / Enchanted permanent doesn't untap during its controller's untap step and its activated abilities can't be activated.
LRRbot: You're Not Alone [W] | Instant | Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. If you control three or more creatures, it gets +4/+4 until end of turn instead.
KaleidoscopeMind: week tooster
LRRbot: Light of Judgment [4R] | Instant | Light of Judgment deals 6 damage to target creature. Destroy up to one Equipment attached to that creature.
Justherefortherewards: Job select is just THE coolest.. which may be influenced by me playing a lot of vivi who sees them as non-creatures
LRRbot: Sephiroth's Intervention [3B] | Instant | Destroy target creature. You gain 2 life.
RayFK: Hell yeah premiuj removal
bytecaster: So much removal
LRRbot: Monk's Fist [2] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and is a Monk in addition to its other types. / Equip {2}
Anubis169:
Bugberry: piker with synergies
LRRbot: Instant Ramen [2] | Artifact — Food | Flash / When this artifact enters, draw a card. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.
LRRbot: Omega, Heartless Evolution [5GU] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Robot [8/8] | Wave Cannon — When Omega enters, for each opponent, tap up to one target nonland permanent that opponent controls. Put X stun counters on each of those permanents and you gain X life, where X is the number of nonbasic lands you control.
GredGredmansson: its a noncreature spell
Tom_Bruise: ah, delicious cup noodles
LRRbot: Tifa's Limit Break [G] | Instant | Tiered / • Somersault — {0} — Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. / • Meteor Strikes — {2} — Double target creature's power and toughness until end of turn. / • Final Heaven — {6}{G} — Triple target creature's power and toughness until end of turn.
LRRbot: Tonberry [B] | Creature — Salamander Horror [2/1] | This creature enters tapped with a stun counter on it. / Chef's Knife — During your turn, this creature has first strike and deathtouch.
LRRbot: Garland, Knight of Cornelia [BR] (back: Chaos, the Endless) | Legendary Creature — Human Knight [3/2] | Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, surveil 1. / {3}{B}{B}{R}{R}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield transformed. Activate only as a sorcery.
bytecaster: Tifas Limit Break is REALLY good
RayFK: Tifa's limit break is great, tonberry is great, garland is great
LRRbot: Hope Estheim [WU] | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | Lifelink / At the beginning of your end step, each opponent mills X cards, where X is the amount of life you gained this turn.
MrPipboy3000: I drafted a Golbez deck that made use of Monk's Fists
CrossXhunteR: oh, we're at the end of the festivities, aren't we?
LRRbot: Undercity Dire Rat [1B] | Creature — Rat [2/2] | Rat Tail — When this creature dies, create a Treasure token.
LRRbot: Blitzball Shot [1G] | Instant | Target creature gets +3/+3 and gains trample until end of turn.
LRRbot: Combat Tutorial [2U] | Sorcery | Target player draws two cards. Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature you control.
LRRbot: Magitek Infantry [W] | Artifact Creature — Robot Soldier [1/1] | This creature gets +1/+0 as long as you control another artifact. / {2}{W}: Search your library for a card named Magitek Infantry, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Warrior's Sword [3R] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +3/+2 and is a Warrior in addition to its other types. / Equip {5}
LRRbot: Syncopate [XU] | Instant | Counter target spell unless its controller pays {X}. If that spell is countered this way, exile it instead of putting it into its owner's graveyard.
GredGredmansson: I like swords.
iris_of_ether: I had someone board wipe me twice with a Tonberry and that Sephiroth spell that has a creature deal damage to everything else
LRRbot: Blitzball [3] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color. / GOOOOAAAALLL! — {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw two cards. Activate only if an opponent was dealt combat damage by a legendary creature this turn.
pleonasticTautology: i want to be a blitzball when i grow up
LRRbot: Queen Brahne [2R] | Legendary Creature — Human Noble [2/1] | Prowess / Whenever Queen Brahne attacks, create a 0/1 black Wizard creature token with "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this token deals 1 damage to each opponent."
Bugberry: Syncopate can also be cast for 4 for those effects.
RayFK: Queen would be great for G
LRRbot: The Gold Saucer | Land — Town | {T}: Add {C}. / {2}, {T}: Flip a coin. If you win the flip, create a Treasure token. / {3}, {T}, Sacrifice two artifacts: Draw a card.
LRRbot: Cloud of Darkness [2BGG] | Legendary Creature — Avatar [3/3] | Flying / Particle Beam — When Cloud of Darkness enters, target creature an opponent controls gets −X/−X until end of turn, where X is the number of permanent cards in your graveyard.
Anubis169: Headgar?
GredGredmansson: combos with edgar
LRRbot: Stolen Uniform [U] | Instant | Choose target creature you control and target Equipment. Gain control of that Equipment until end of turn. Attach it to the chosen creature. When you lose control of that Equipment this turn, if it's attached to a creature you control, unattach it.
Bugberry: Magnetic Theft in Blue
Diabore: or free equip yours mid combat
GredGredmansson: either you steal an equipment, or you can equip one of your OWN equipment for free
Earthenone: yeah, add it to the nelsonboard
LRRbot: Moogles' Valor [3WW] | Instant | For each creature you control, create a 1/2 white Moogle creature token with lifelink. Then creatures you control gain indestructible until end of turn.
GredGredmansson: love that
theamc2000: it’s a settle
Dog_of_Myth:
GredGredmansson: had Aerith, and this card, can confirm
Earthenone: settle the good king mog
LRRbot: Summon: Fenrir [2G] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Wolf [3/2] | I — Crescent Fang — Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / II — Heavenward Howl — When you next cast a creature spell this turn, that creature enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it. / III — Ecliptic Growl — Draw a card if you control the creature with the greatest power or tied for the greatest power.
LRRbot: Mountain | Basic Land — Mountain |
KaleidoscopeMind: not earth shattering, but deck shattering
LRRbot: Airship Crash [2G] | Instant | Destroy target artifact, enchantment, or creature with flying. / Cycling {2}
LRRbot: Retrieve the Esper [3U] | Sorcery | Create a 3/3 blue Robot Warrior artifact creature token. Then if this spell was cast from a graveyard, put two +1/+1 counters on that token. / Flashback {5}{U}
LRRbot: Fate of the Sun-Cryst [4W] | Instant | This spell costs {2} less to cast if it targets a tapped creature. / Destroy target nonland permanent.
LRRbot: Mysidian Elder [2R] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/3] | When this creature enters, create a 0/1 black Wizard creature token with "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this token deals 1 damage to each opponent."
Feriority: Grixis wizards is real
LRRbot: Hecteyes [1B] | Creature — Ooze Horror [1/1] | When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card.
LRRbot: Adventurer's Airship [3] | Artifact — Vehicle [3/2] | Flying / Whenever this Vehicle attacks, draw a card, then discard a card. / Crew 2
Bugberry: common copter
LRRbot: White Auracite [2WW] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until this artifact leaves the battlefield. / {T}: Add {W}.
Grimnus: But also put Smugglers copter in the set
GredGredmansson: "Struggler's Copter" I've heard on Reddit
bytecaster: Ishin!
LRRbot: Isshin, Two Heavens as One [RWB] | Legendary Creature — Human Samurai [3/4] | If a creature attacking causes a triggered ability of a permanent you control to trigger, that ability triggers an additional time.
LRRbot: Overkill [2B] | Instant | Target creature gets −0/−9999 until end of turn.
bytecaster: That nomura art
LRRbot: Prompto Argentum [1R] | Legendary Creature — Human Scout [2/2] | Haste / Selfie Shot — Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, if at least four mana was spent to cast it, create a Treasure token.
A_Dub888: “oh yeah!”
theamc2000: prompto card looks like a screen shot
LRRbot: Galuf's Final Act [1G] | Instant | Until end of turn, target creature gets +1/+0 and gains "When this creature dies, put a number of +1/+1 counters equal to its power on up to one target creature."
LRRbot: Summoner's Grimoire [3G] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature is a Shaman in addition to its other types and has "Whenever this creature attacks, you may put a creature card from your hand onto the battlefield. If that card is an enchantment card, it enters tapped and attacking." / Abraxas — Equip {3}
bbblehh: how often does everyone get to open packs for their pool in this sealed league?
SolarBlitz1: Summoners Grimoire + Odin carried me through a sealed
chaostreader: @bbblehh Once per week I believe.
Bugberry: Good early, but falls of later.
SolarBlitz1: Also 3 to equip so easy to swap around
bytecaster: This one is messed up
Earthenone: !card bahamut
LRRbot: Did you mean: Summon: Bahamut; Dion, Bahamut's Dominant; Bahamut, Warden of Light; Acolyte of Bahamut
LRRbot: Scorpion Sentinel [1U] | Artifact Creature — Robot Scorpion [1/4] | As long as you control seven or more lands, this creature gets +3/+0.
Earthenone: !card summon bahamut
LRRbot: Summon: Bahamut [9] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Dragon [9/9] | I, II — Destroy up to one target nonland permanent. / III — Draw two cards. / IV — Mega Flare — This creature deals damage equal to the total mana value of other permanents you control to each opponent. / Flying
LucasTheDrgn: put a biggo in and then move it to the biggo so your biggo makes more biggos
RadioHupfen: Grimoire into Sin fetching T-Rex from the bin, that won me a game or two
Snowwraith: Also it comes with its own creature you don't really care about dying on the attack.
LRRbot: Insomnia, Crown City | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {W} or {B}.
Justherefortherewards:
Graham's basically building a neat sideboard 
Zinga___: Overkill is quite definitive.
Anubis169: It's such a powerful card when flipped
Feriority: Jumbo Cactuar + Galuf's Final Act gets something out of overkill range, which isn't really relevant but it's kinda funny
theamc2000: Iced flan seems not tasty by description
Jethrain: "my flan! I have special ice"
Feriority: @Justherefortherewards You can sideboard as much as you want, if you have a whole second deck in your board it's fair game
A_Dub888: !card roil with indecision
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
GredGredmansson: @Justherefortherewards why not?
ContingentCat: continuous entusiastic construstion
Justherefortherewards: Oh sideboard is the entire pool?? I did not realize, that's sweet
A_Dub888: @LRRbot Gavin, I’ve got a card name for you!
CrossXhunteR: go buy a booster box and add it in. no one will know
Ranakel: I kinda want a sealed league to have a breakpoint where after that, you have to bring two different decks for your two rounds
kumatsu: Rejoice!
GredGredmansson: yeah this isn't constructed; you don't have a sideboard of only 15 cards
KaleidoscopeMind: ant or aunt
Shadowsoflife: Yes
Jigokuro: And his music is a bop
ScrapyardGhostTrain: So, Ant-gamesh?
ContingentCat: lol oh my brain heard it as he's an aunt not ant
MegaDosX: Nevada?
TheDevil_Risen: have fun, stay safe
kumatsu: oh, I can meet Cori, one of the only crew members I haven't
Justherefortherewards:
So no Vegas vlog? 
Zinga___: Goofy mcgooferson
Diabore: so expensive
TheDevil_Risen:
i wish i got my collector boosties silly supply issues haha
Anubis169: !cardkingdom
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MrGibberish: I'm worried Jacob might explode from the art tomorrow
Lord_Hosk: We ran a Sealed league on the LRR Forums via MTGO back in the day. we ran 3 seasons of like 12-16 players. we only had one cheating problem over those hundreds of games it was great.
Anubis169: !patreon
Anubis169: !youtube
Datnade012: Do a Crimson Vow league
Calhoun327 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 37 months!
Calhoun327: yo
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, Calhoun327! (Today's storm count: 17)
Dog_of_Myth:
Anubis169: !schedule
Anubis169:
dual wifi/bluetooth controller 
Justherefortherewards:
Wireless camera.. technology 
KaleidoscopeMind: heather is fast
Gaz_L:
already up, i think!
CaptainSpam: And on Saturday... we gant.
MrGibberish: Whos on it?
Dog_of_Myth: !gant
LRRbot: Controls are locked for the next 6000 seconds.
KaleidoscopeMind: book enough time to phoenix down jacob
Anubis169: wheeeeeeeee
Justherefortherewards:
That's gonna be the HARDEST picks
Lord_Hosk: and book enough time for people to string up the weekend at Bernie's on Jacob after he dies.
TheDevil_Risen: woo fun!
Justherefortherewards: You've heard of 5 color good stuff, now get ready for 5 color beautiful cards
TheDevil_Risen: i hope the sushi comes back
SAJewers: !clip
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thanzo: honk shoo slurp
definenull: I need to learn this multitasking tech
Anubis169: so no driving the Desert Bus
Anubis169: bahahaha
TheDevil_Risen: on the bright side, my collectors FF decks get here today
TheDevil_Risen: YAY!
Anubis169: ohh this game is top-tier
TheDevil_Risen: lets GOOO!
TheDevil_Risen: cant wait Paul!
RayFK: Now I want a hot dog
Justherefortherewards: Split fiction is VERY good
KaleidoscopeMind: i look forward to yet another snail race
iris_of_ether: Yeaaaaaah
KaleidoscopeMind: (no idea if there is a snail race)
TheDevil_Risen: Paul, Drop the Bass hehe
Ranakel: Glurp!
definenull: GLURP
TheDevil_Risen:
MrGibberish: Jacob would like Monster Train
CrossXhunteR: out here, straight up glurpin it
Anubis169: !schedule
Anubis169: ^ dat thing
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: The Horse Stance is free.
Ranakel: Does Glurp gets enhanced switch 2 technology?
Anubis169: Time for the sub welcomeninging
thanzo: ty ty ty 4 strem!
Dog_of_Myth:
iris_of_ether:
avjamethyst subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 92 months!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, avjamethyst! (Today's storm count: 18)
Anubis169: and avjamethyst for 92
Anubis169:
TheDevil_Risen: baiii
avjamethyst: they got me
ContingentCat: thanks all, byeee
ContingentCat: !badadvice
LRRbot: DO NOT push those buttons.
Anubis169: wheeeeeeeee
Anubis169: !advice
LRRbot: Don't lick the dead body.
Anubis169: those comments work surprisingly well together
LRRbot: Il Mheg Pixie [1U] | Creature — Faerie [2/1] | Flying / Whenever this creature attacks, surveil 1.
Juliamon: ahem
Mazrae: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Tinker Tailor Solder Fry (Ian's either Tinkering, Tailoring, Soldering or Frying. Either way, something's catching on fire. Game: ESP32Cam Explorations) at Thu 05:00 PM PDT (48m from now).
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