Friday Night Paper Fight || MTG x Final Fantasy Collector Booster Draft

 laikagoat:   
 accountmadeforants: So, I'm assuming this'll be the most expensive paper fight thus far? (For a given value of expensive, assuming no free product. Also this is ultimately just pretty cardboard.)
 Dog_of_Myth: It will be up there for sure.
 accountmadeforants: *expensive draft on paper fight
 accountmadeforants: I've seen those Canlander decks
 Diabore: wonder what the full suite of players will be
 RockPusher: An excellent array of Serge facial emoting from the end of the teaser video  
 accountmadeforants: @Diabore I'm hoping Jacob gets to nerd out over all this
 accountmadeforants: And Graham
 RockPusher:   
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 accountmadeforants: @Dog_of_Myth   
 Fruan: The world's most decadent draft!
 laikagoat:   
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 Mazrae: !advice
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 TehAmelie: would it be more decadent to have a couple of spare players to cover for anyone who might not show up? eight players can be risky
 Dog_of_Myth: !badadvice
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 Mazrae: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: highly experienced furniture yeeters
 v_nome: !findquote draft
  LRRbot: Quote #4222: "I'm gonna draft this card just so I don't have to make judge calls on it." —Serge [2017-05-26]
 singinnonsense: time for decadent drafting
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ekplayscards: PINKIES OUT CHAT
 Mazrae: !searchfortreasure
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DideRobot: LRR: Tonight on a VERY special episode of the Friday Night Paper Fight, we continue our month long journey with #MTGxFinalFantasy with the most bougie of drafts. | For you see, this evening we draft COLLECTOR BOOSTERS! | https://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun (has image) | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/114678539977353584
 lirazel64: All the shiny cards 
 accountmadeforants: When I asked whether this would be the most expensive draft yet, I was assuming MSRP. Looking at the actual prices now, I'm no longer wondering.
 Dog_of_Myth: @ekplayscards Sir, I'm already wearing my monocle.
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 Lord_Hosk: My god... they are going to pick cards and then play with them... they have lose their collective heads!
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 Diabore: damn couple people looking suave
 Earthenone: ohh hey, i hit 2 million dolLRRs
 TehAmelie: i keep thinking, could it be more decadent? maybe sleeves with gold leaf
 korvys: mute?
 Diabore: muted
 Aceviru: muted
 TheDevil_Risen: mute
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 accountmadeforants: Muted
 Fruan: Muted!
 Voidhawk42: No Audio
frozenphoenix7: Good now
 accountmadeforants: And we have audio
 Aceviru: fixed
 Kame89: Yay sound has returned
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 omdorastrix: "Collector Booster Draft"!
 Pinwiz11: Eating yogurt while drafting FF MTG Collector Boosters
 Shadowsoflife: o/
 laikagoat: 
 TehAmelie: hello!
Awexdio: Wait... since this is collector booster drafts, we have increased odds of seeing Settle the Wreckage
 NotCainNorAbel: fancy
 betweenmyself: so dapper 
 brunomant_: Fancy!!
 niccus: sleeves? out
  Juliamon: And now we're caught up
 TheMinionGM: So fancy
 jadielady: oooh
 Shadowsoflife: so fancy
 LostThePirate: Oooooo
 RockPusher: Dressed up for decadence
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 korvys: y'all looking smart as hell
 accountmadeforants:  Fancy!
 thraximore: Wheeler is here too!
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 TheDevil_Risen: portrait art
 TheDevil_Risen: 
 raulghoulia: Serge Foils
 Kame89: At least we have one fancy ben
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 singinnonsense: 
thebenwa: Damn is that extend frame foil Ben
 Falannt: Thank you @Dog_of_Myth
 TheKingWiggins: Cam is fancy personified
thebenwa: I hear that's a lot of money!!
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 accountmadeforants: @thraximore That's clearly a $10,000 t-shirt sold by some nonsense celebrity >:(
 RockPusher: We did this‽ We're to blame‽
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JonHerzogArtist: Oh, so indulgent
 Kit300: FF set has become gambling the set. Which is sad it's a solid limited set.
 thraximore: @accountmadeforants he IS the MIchael Jordan of drunk driving
 TehAmelie: huh when did Patreon change their logo into South America?
 Diabore: casula like 2k canadian in value
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ztghostie: 
 Diabore: or a switch 2
frozenphoenix7: Or a Switch 2!
 Earthenone: ps5 is like half the value, yeah
  Pharmacistjudge: an ZERO people opted for a the PS5
 korvys: All 5 people chose the box
 TheDevil_Risen: 9k AUD booster draft lets GO!
 MagnusVir: Glad to see wheeler. Hope he's feeling better.
 TheKingWiggins: Everyone picked the box
 Kit300: They all took the box lol
 Dog_of_Myth: They all took the box
 RockPusher: ooofa
 Underachiever28: get the booster box. sell it and buy 2 PS5’s!
 LionsEyeDiamond: 5 PS5
ztghostie: because you can resell the box
 Earthenone: its like 800$ a box
 accountmadeforants: "Worth"
thebenwa: It's the PS5 what are you gonna play on it
 Earthenone: usd that is
 Earthenone: probobly 1k canuck bucks
 BrowneePointz: it’s $840 a box
JonHerzogArtist: Some of them already have one, maybe?
 Xafty: idk, id probably take the switch 2.
Desruprot: wellllllllll
 Kit300: Feeling called out.....
 TheKingWiggins: @Xafty same here
Ktolos: you could get a switch 2 and a PS5 in the uk for what people are asking for a collectors box
 TheDevil_Risen: please do Cam 
 Xafty: @TheKingWiggins see, i have one already, but still
 TheDevil_Risen: yeah hope you're feeling better Wheeler
Desruprot: at least your not drafting the drinks
 Diabore: so expensive
 Pinwiz11: Cam speaks the truth
 niccus: hey folks, what's the nutritional value of a collector boostie
 Earthenone: most people playing with these arent even monetizing that playtime
 tehfewl: inc gold chocobo on stream
JonHerzogArtist: True, by drafting, you are technically having More Fun for your value than anyone else
 BrowneePointz: I hope you pull many Vivis!
  Pharmacistjudge: let's see a golden chocobo!
 Kit300: The unsleved shuffles that might be comimg......
 accountmadeforants: @Pharmacistjudge Normally I'd disagree, but this does seem unlikely to be reprinted anytime soon.
 korvys: osteoporosis!
 Dog_of_Myth: Come on Golden Chocobo
 TehAmelie: Terra is my favorite and i feel like she's Wizards's too
 Falannt: special rules?
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  Pharmacistjudge: @accountmadeforants they do not reprint collector boosters
 lamina5432: evening
 lamina5432: that’s how that works
 TheKingWiggins: @Xafty lucky! I was waiting until after the drift issues
 Justherefortherewards: The one time I'm more excited for the drafts than the actual games
 TheDevil_Risen: yeah USA cards and JPN cards smell diff because of the inks
ekplayscards: hello fancy pants chat
 Dog_of_Myth: Do it
 Kit300: Square mandate swear smell
 TheDevil_Risen: and the JPN foils are different too
 laikagoat: do it
 raulghoulia: manifest
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 hypperstar2280: Happy collector's drafting
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ekplayscards: did i miss an absolute bomb open?
 Kit300: *sweat
 niccus: blitzball ass!
 Earthenone: are the lesbians harder to pair in collecter draft?
  Pharmacistjudge: regular boosters and commander decks get reprints.  Collector boosters and the all foil commander decks do not get reprints.
 IbunWest: ooh 8 person draft
 laikagoat: ooooo
 RockPusher: extremely shiny draft
 BrowneePointz: Fang could be a power bottom you don’t know!
  Juliamon: Earthenone Apparently not
 TheDevil_Risen: yeah the Serge foils are the chase
 laikagoat:  foil 
 MadWolf1290: DO IT Ben
 OldUncleDan: Well of course SERGE would say they are great.
frozenphoenix7: Serge foils are chase, but not off Vanille specifically
 Pinwiz11: Do it, Ben.  Flavor tin
frozenphoenix7: More so the rares & mythics
 accountmadeforants: @Pharmacistjudge No, but Final Fantasy in general. The Collector Boosters of most sets have stayed pretty stable on account of people just not really caring that much. (Maybe in a decade or so, but that's a big gamble.)
JonHerzogArtist: Oh right, commmander cards
 korvys: Do it
 Lord_Hosk: Take the rare!
 tehfewl: but Jill
 TehAmelie: G can give away a little information, as a treat
 Earthenone: its ok, you know all the double sideed cards anyone else takes, its free real estate
Manitu_25: sooo, who's playing unsleeved? 
 TheDevil_Risen: there's like 6 rares haha
Derekwillis: THE DRIP WIZARD
PegasusB: DO IT BEN!
 singinnonsense: you spoony bard !
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Fun Ben
 Justherefortherewards: Is it gonna be a bunch of terrible decks because everyone just wants whatevers prettiest?
 IbunWest: Fun > Smart
 Kit300: Most of the surge ones are 20+ on low side 500 on high side
ekplayscards: I need more lore dumps from 3-syllable GrAYham tonight
 TheMinionGM: You know it's coming to you, you gotta, right?
 rosesmcgee: Despite all appearances the stakes have still never been lower
 TheDevil_Risen: hey ben plz sleeve the jill
 Earthenone: happy pride
 Lord_Hosk: I hope you are fun ben and Graham is wet blanket Graham... just because that would be double fun
 kumatsu: oh, someone gets to Endwalker wrong
 MadWolf1290: yay Fun Ben!
Desruprot: Jill is a pretty good card
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frozenphoenix7: Eh, she's not that much
 kumatsu: what DIDN'T Serge do?
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 RockPusher: Serge it turns out, naturally foily
 Kit300: Ya pretty okay $$ right now
 nymistrya: Jacob trying not to be fun challenge (impossible)
 kevsta47: This might play more like a high powered cube where fixing and such are much higher priority than bombs...
paronomasiac042: oh, right, early start for the 8-player pod. farts.
Desruprot: bummer Surge foiling isn't using Surge's face
 TheDevil_Risen: fair 
 MrGibberish: I hear Jacob happy noises
 lamina5432: surge foils are also worth sleeves
ThorSokar: please draft on the cement outside, REALLY twist the knife
 kumatsu: now you just need to pull it off in play
 IbunWest: Always take the foil Tarmagoyf
ekplayscards: Now ben just needs to draft every copy of those two
 accountmadeforants: Oh hell, do the Meld Lesbians get showcase art on the combination, too?
  RayFK: INB4 Ben goes MONO Fang/Vanille
 MadWolf1290: Jacob is going to build a XIV "tribal" deck and it's going to be hilarious
 Earthenone: well it would be rude not to
 Lord_Hosk: DO IT!
 Earthenone: mono lesbian control
 TheDevil_Risen: MONO FANG!
 TheDevil_Risen: lets go
 accountmadeforants: I support your decision, Ben
ekplayscards: I mean you've gotta Ben. I will unfriend you if you don't.
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 RockPusher: Do It!
 lamina5432: they are sisters Jacob
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 Kit300: Anything surge, amano or alt art is worth sleeves imo
 omdorastrix: Remind me is it still max of 4 in draft?
 Lord_Hosk: Please ben
 Justherefortherewards: Do it ben 
  RayFK: I can't wait until you are 22 Fangs and 1 Vanille
 TheMinionGM: I mean, if you meld them you can cast your second copies, right? 
 kevsta47: Commitment to the bit.
 TheDevil_Risen: yeah the wall of omens is amazing
 Shadowsoflife: another?
 TheDevil_Risen: i pulled one G
illogicalEmu: Ben, LIVE THE DREAM
  Pharmacistjudge: if you pick a dual faced card it is open information that you are. so ben can't be sneaky
 Redbassist: Wut
 korvys: lol
 Redbassist: 
ArtOfStuttering: You must, Ben.
 Earthenone: more like zidane tantalus Threef
frozenphoenix7: Zidane Triplets
 TehAmelie: i like the part in 9 where you have a whole party of thieves, but
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 TheDevil_Risen: play boosters are quite mappable from the boxes i've opened so far
 TheDevil_Risen: their also quite balanced in the boxes i've had
kamilucky: lane he says
 Dog_of_Myth: Draft lesbians, win at Magic
 omdorastrix: ComeTogether.deck
 singinnonsense: it's a narrow lane but it's mine
 Kit300: 
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Is it going to happen again?
 Redbassist: 
 kevsta47: They've always said "collector's boosters" aren't for drafting... I wonder if anyone's gonna have a hard time making a functional deck...
 Diabore: graham you opened captain vaan-ery storm 
 TheDevil_Risen: i love my copy of Dark Rit
 TheDevil_Risen: the art is wild
 kevsta47: That was a weird place I put my close parens.
 IbunWest: wall of omens is good honest magic
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 kumatsu: Commit! To the bit!
 Kit300: It is for told lol
 Redbassist: 
 niccus: i'm beginning to think this isn't designed for limited
Ranakel: So, do you even read signals in extra fancy deluxe draft?
  RayFK: Chat, don't try to read signals with "Collector Booster Drafting" #wotcstaff
 korvys: Yeah, G's first (or second?) pack had 2
 TheDevil_Risen: lets go Katleen!
frozenphoenix7: Magic players may never know Wheeler
ekplayscards: omg is that THE @RayFK
  RayFK: While you absolutely CAN draft Collector Boosters, 0 play experience is guaranteed
 TehAmelie: no strategy, only gorgeous moves
  Pharmacistjudge: You aren't my dad Rayfk
  RayFK: Wait damn it's THE @ekplayscards, my cover is blown!
 singinnonsense: Terra angry!
 Lord_Hosk: Is the wall of omens what Lion-O builds around the cats lair?
 TheDevil_Risen: yeah if they have the boko symbol their pretty busted
ekplayscards: @RayFK real recognize real dude. stoked to see you next week.
  RayFK: I uhhhh, got bad news for you then
Ukon_Cairns: interesting, Ragnarok has a death trigger, melding the 2nd ragnarok could be strategic
ekplayscards: @RayFK ffffffff no longer a real one. i kid. 
nyc_mtg: chat i just tuned in, why does everyone look so damn spiffy tonight?
  RayFK: I'm not at Vegas this year due to proximity of Wedding and wedding prep.
 TheDevil_Risen: that eden is gorgeous too
 TheDevil_Risen: i got one 
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @nyc_mtg Collector booster draft. It is fancy
 Dog_of_Myth: @nyc_mtg Collector booster draft
ekplayscards: @RayFK OH THATS RIGHT (and completely understandable and the best possible excuse  )
nyc_mtg: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters soooo true!! ty ty
 MrGibberish: Contrats Jordan! @RayFK
  Pharmacistjudge: I'll get some Vesta and eat a non-chocolate dessert in your honor
  RayFK: 
 Kit300: I hope this set is print to demand cause I want them all
 KodeMage: mana fixing has to be pretty high priority
ekplayscards: I will eat so much mexican food with chris mooney in your honor @RayFK
  RayFK: Hell yeah
Ranakel: I bet zidane stole the lesbians
  Pharmacistjudge: well Serge.  it works well.
 TehAmelie: unrelated question, how many Atma/Ultima/Ultimate Weapon cards are there in the set?
 TheDevil_Risen: HAHAHAA
ztghostie: LMAO
 Redbassist: 🤔
 TheDevil_Risen: awwwww
 hypperstar2280: Living vicariously through y'all bc im stuck at work
 RockPusher:   
 TheDevil_Risen: poor Zidane
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: haha
 niccus: can't split up the crew
 nymistrya: When I told my wife I was in lesbians with her, she was Bi-sides herself with joy
 Redbassist: 
ztghostie: The Genome project really got out of hand
Desruprot: I like shiny, I opened my own box recently
 nymistrya: Happy Pride
 Veraphage: this is why zidane has abandonment issues
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 IbunWest: The disrespect for my problematic fave
 thraximore: 
PegasusB:  
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 TheDevil_Risen: nah he can go without LMAO
  Juliamon:   
 lamina5432: someone is going to win a game with that zidane
Desruprot: Zidane or Zidane or Zidane
ekplayscards: im gonna laugh when ben doesn't actually meld
 BrowneePointz: Some folks think the Wastes is a plant for a future set
nyc_mtg: im taking the non foil in a second, i just ate i dont have room for pringles
 TheDevil_Risen: well done drafters 
Ukon_Cairns: Waste is fitting for 16, mildly amusing
 KodeMage: NM foil Zidane $0.24 usd
kamilucky: ik its p normalized now but that roller skate to move around the cards is stillwild
 Kit300: Yaaa sleeve that
ekplayscards: I'm rooting for nonsense and the biggest clippable laugh and that's the high bar at the moment. Don't @ me.
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: And then Ben gets the "prophecy fulfulled" card after that comes out.
 Brozard: wrapper ASMR
 DeM0nFiRe: Don't fall asleep
 TehAmelie: hey as long as Zinedine Zidane isn't there we dodged the worst Zidane (gottem)
ekplayscards: What are the odds for more zidanes
 Diabore: there are enough lesbians to go around
ztghostie: I do hope someone gets to meld the lesbians on camera
 MrGibberish: The way G is fliping the cards is slick
 omdorastrix: Serge still has 20 cards left before his pivot
 laikagoat:  
 Justherefortherewards: Graham is really smooth at flipping those cards
 Earthenone: thats a pretty one G
Desruprot: oooh Crystal
 TheDevil_Risen: man cecil looks good in the portrait serge foil
 TehAmelie: mono cool stuff is a grand plan
JonHerzogArtist: Dark Confident and Cecil are high-fiving
 Leonhart321: Ah, perfect listening music for building my Yuna Deck to
 Fruan: This is going to be so slow and clunky and I love it
 raulghoulia: the FN bit about "when is it too late to pivot?" "We're in deck building" was hilarious
Ranakel: I am so completely unaware what's standard playable. But good for Cecil. Especially given that pre-release where I had two of them (never got to flip him)
 BrowneePointz: Gaze upon my Garden, and see that it is Goobarren
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 MrGibberish: A fancy gift for a fancy draft!
nyc_mtg: hooooly
 laikagoat:  
 TheDevil_Risen: wowww
 omdorastrix: Ben has ONE THING and it's AMAZING
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tsunamishadow: O_ o
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 TheDevil_Risen:  
 TehAmelie: ciao, pronto
 Earthenone: a lot of W's W's are women right? 
frozenphoenix7: Hey, LRR folks could you mail me that Lightning plz thx
Ukon_Cairns: nah, ragnarok has a dies trigger. we can make it work
 TehAmelie: sometimes they're Wonder Women
Ranakel: Smart Ben has no power here!
 TheAinMAP: @MrGibberish Thanks for the gift sub!
 Mazrae: We want fun Ben
 Kit300: The bit over all
 Brozard: the Ben Bit
TheHesch: How many food tokens has Serge drafted so far?
Ranakel: My answer to "how funny your deck is" would have been "About a seven" no matter what
 Dog_of_Myth: YOO
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 Diabore: that jodah is GORGEOUS
 MrGibberish: No worries
 Kit300: BFF Zenos
  RayFK: TAKE THE BOY
  RayFK: ONLY CARDS WITH BACKSIDES
Tar_Veldig: I worked with someone who smelled like sweaty peanut butter and jelly sandwhiches and I can never eat them again
Ranakel: AT THE END OF THE WORLD I FIND YOU AGAIN MY FRIEND
 TheDevil_Risen: there was one person on my regular bus that always had indian food ON THE BUS and it was terrible because it made me want to have indian every day
 Kit300: Lol only flip cwrds
Desdae: Flip cards. dec
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 hd_dabnado: Jacob is like a kid in a Final Fantasy store
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 kumatsu: they use a communal salt lick
 BrowneePointz: They’re French Catholic
 Earthenone: a speedrunning only weapon is such an idea of its time
 raulghoulia: you  an only take Exacalibur 2 if you speed run the draft
 freshmaker__: amogus?
Ukon_Cairns: i do like that magic has both Excalibur and Excalibur II
 Lord_Hosk: Yes and
 twistedsylvan: I am Jacob!
 MadWolf1290: uhhhh
JonHerzogArtist: Jacob being a good ambassador
 KaleidoscopeMind: lul
 TehAmelie: we should also have Excalipoor
 Diabore: yuriko is MONEY
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 Kit300: The BIT
Walla_tv: whers Amy
 TheDevil_Risen: HAHAHA
 Dog_of_Myth: 
Tar_Veldig: Oh man the through the ages foils look really nice
Ranakel: Incredible
 raulghoulia: holy shit wheeler
 TheDevil_Risen: want to be my Rude?
Jaseface1: Fun fact if you let ff9 run for 2 years you can reset the clock and get Excalibur 2 in over 12 hours
 Earthenone: one drop or 4 mana legend
 BrowneePointz: you go up to every gay couple and ask which one is the Starscream and which one is the Megatron
 laikagoat: the lad
  RayFK: Only backsides Ben
Luminaire_p: I love that Stolen Uniform alt art
PegasusB: The 2 drop because 2?
  RayFK: Yeah but Backsides
Jepardil: If only Invasion of Pyrulea was in the format
 Diabore: @Jaseface1 if you 4x the clock you only need to leave it for 6 months!
 Kit300: Only flip cards
TheHesch: Ben can't resist something that looks like Slime Against Humanity
 raulghoulia: Soundwave superior
 TehAmelie: i remember someone at a forum trying to get the clock to roll over, but without emulators
 nevyn666: blaster was teh autobox boombot
PegasusB: Sorry, Vicent looks too cool
Tar_Veldig: Are we dressed up to justifty the cost of the draft?
 TheDevil_Risen: hect
 Diabore: ben should play only flips and unsleeved
 TheDevil_Risen: all those eyes 
Mindfire13: Shockwave is the Logical choice fro best Transformer
RaklarLS: FF: Flipper
 Dog_of_Myth: Good call Paul.
Walla_tv: well we are monoblack 
 Greyah: This looks like it's gonna be some good old battlecruiser magic and I'm here for it.
  Pharmacistjudge: It's like the Modal deck where every card is modal.
ekplayscards: CLIPPED
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 wrapscalion: 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 matthaus_c: it's Zodiark AGAIN
 twistedsylvan: I still can't get over how Dinobot's dying words were quoting Shakespeare. After an aisde about free will. It was a KIDS SHOW.
 Redbassist:  
 BrowneePointz: New Ian’s Balls unlocked
ekplayscards: That's my new text tone
Buxx345: do it
Spades_Slicc: Can that be on a random delay for DesertBus?
 Fruan: Live bees!
ThorSokar: If only I knew an incredibly stable website to host it on....
Desruprot: Ben happy sound?
 Dog_of_Myth: Paul, play the sound
 KaleidoscopeMind: if only that was eligible for the quote database
 TheDevil_Risen: HAHAHA
 omdorastrix: "oooHHHhhh!"
 Justherefortherewards: Boooo-ring
Walla_tv: confirmed coward
 DeM0nFiRe: I love Serge saying he's glad he doesn't know it and then everyone immediately describing it 
 BrowneePointz: my job here is done
 Cptasparagus: the balls heard round the world
 rosesmcgee: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/JollyGleamingOctopusOSkomodo-cSejdJXqQJ1seTxr
 rosesmcgee: Short as I could make the clip
 SolarBlitz1: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CreativeVictoriousApplePastaThat-JWoy9hdQLyZLyfQ7
 TheDevil_Risen: lets go chat!
 Lord_Hosk: So red is open
 EricTheOrange: how many fine hounds have we got so far
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 BrowneePointz: Hope would make an interesting Mill Commander
 TehAmelie: nobody likes red magic huh
 Diabore: sounds like ben about to be spicy lesbiand
 Diabore: lesbians*
 BrowneePointz: Ben’s deck Ragna-Rocks
 EricTheOrange: we need one more vanille to even it out
 korvys: How many cards are in a collector booster?
Walla_tv: If a seralized card was opened who owns it?
 TheDevil_Risen: this is ridiculous and funny to watch
 BrowneePointz: have we not pulled a Vivi or Sephiroth?
tryllebanjo: Juuuuust casually drafting Collector's.
 TheDevil_Risen: WHAT
 TheDevil_Risen: neon choco?
 Justherefortherewards: If it's so cool, why don't we do one every week? 
 Redbassist:   
 RockPusher: 
 laikagoat:   
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: @Justherefortherewards  
 MadWolf1290:   
 EricTheOrange: the one (1) pixel art card in the set
 raulghoulia: apparently the black chocobo is Japan only
Spades_Slicc: Graham you can do the funniest thing right now and take Vanille
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @EricTheOrange You were saying?
 niccus: uh oh!
 TheDevil_Risen: hi Kenrith!
 EricTheOrange: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters it's still true
 MrGibberish: Anyone know what the most expensive card opened so far?
 MadWolf1290: oooooh
ForOhForError: Bob!
 KodeMage: a few hundred?
 TehAmelie: but remember, to play the sexiest deck you need to be brave enough to run 69 cards
 Aceviru: Surely
 Lord_Hosk: No cereal cards? no lucky charms? no ceereos?
 BrowneePointz: take it Graham. There’s enough Service Tops to go around
 undead__geek: This is a 2k + draft lol
 niccus: canonical pog
 RockPusher: Need more Jacob pog in the world 
 TheDevil_Risen: @undead__geek its approx 9000 AUD retail atm, boxes are well north of 1k on the market now
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: love to be canonically pogging
ThorSokar: Here ya go chat: https://vst.ninja/south/Ben_oo0o.mp3
 MrGibberish: !card Self-Destruct
  LRRbot: Self-Destruct [1R] | Instant | Target creature you control deals X damage to any other target and X damage to itself, where X is its power.
Spades_Slicc: Self-Destruct + Lifelink/Deathtouch sounds fun
 kumatsu: Canonical Pog is my Roegadyn name
 TheDevil_Risen: thanks VST!
 TheDevil_Risen:   
JDogg2K4: and it's a gilgamesh self-destruct and not a bomb self destruct
 BusTed: @ThorSokar 
 RockPusher: ThorSokar perfect
theycallhimben: Evening all!
 MrGibberish: Thanks VST! 
 KaleidoscopeMind: oo0o dot mp3 is a very accurate file name
 Dog_of_Myth: Well done ThorSokar
 SolarBlitz1: Hoary Boulder
 SolarBlitz1: Still the best NPC
 GasCityGaming: *puts pepsi zero under his table*
ThorSokar: I spent a little time to get it JUST right
 BrowneePointz: Beef Soda
 TheDevil_Risen: Im a Kitty named Jessica
 TehAmelie: i'm a plate of Korean BBQ
 IbunWest: yeah Ben ? 
  Pywodwagon: Cocobusi is the best name
ForOhForError: There's a Careless Whisper in the squadron pool
 kumatsu: can't forget Curious Gorge
 Justherefortherewards: It's meldin' ti.e
 Justherefortherewards: Time*
 TheDevil_Risen: I did name one Steak Sandwitch
 MadWolf1290: 
XavusGaming: There is a bit here
 Redbassist:   
  RayFK: "When Fang met Vanille"
XavusGaming: you must commit
 Bruceski: Pinball Greg.
 Kit300: Da Bit for Pride month
 tehfewl: I named my WoL Gamer Alert, and laugh every time the npcs call me Gamer
 MrGibberish: @LoadingReadyRun @ThorSokar has a present for yall
 BrowneePointz: Big Woman is another fun Roe name
 Justherefortherewards: Ben is gonna play Mono Meld
 MegaDosX: It's Pride Month, Graham
 raulghoulia: imagine if it was the old legend rule and each one also counted as removal
 matthaus_c: the stupid arm guard and the lifeless eyes
 Marvoleath: are the meld creatures roommates?
ThorSokar: I mean, you GOTTA Ben
bbblehh: hey, if you draft enough copies you can keep a pair sleeved with the back face visible so you won't have to unsleeve your cards in the middle of the game
 Kit300: Roommates close friends
 MadWolf1290: jumping around
 MegaDosX: I mean that makes sense for what the card does
JonHerzogArtist: I don't know how anyone else's experience has been, but here in the appalachians, the foils are FLAT. Very nice
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 MrGibberish: for the gift for the community
 ThorSokar: haha, thanks
 darkcyril: I mean, that's basically canonically what Kain does too. He just keeps showing up.
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 TheDevil_Risen: hahahaha
Ranakel: 
 tehfewl: Yeah, Fuck Rufus
 Justherefortherewards: I can't take 'Rufus' seriously ever since Kim Possible
 NotCainNorAbel: might be in the back someplace
ForOhForError: rufus shinra might be in the bible
 Earthenone: Shin-Ra is in the book of the dead right?
 Lord_Hosk: LRR Pride shirts will return to Store dot Loadingreadyrun dot come eventually and they will remain there all year long because here at LRR, every month is pride month.
Ranakel: "Please call me Rufus, President was my father's name"
 BrowneePointz: rufus shinra is about as stupid a billionaire name as Elon Musk
 SquareDotCube: Wheeler should hear Rufus' march then
 BusTed: barkstar was right there
 tdapenguin: @lord_hosk thanks
 TheDevil_Risen: oh, the david bowie song?
 raulghoulia: what WAS president's first name?
 Justherefortherewards: This pride month, LRR endorses bullying 
JDogg2K4: Creatures can be removal
doctorbear: dont bully rufus for giving his dong a cringe name. ABSOLUTELY bully rufus for being a billionaire
 BusTed: @doctorbear unfortunate
doctorbear: i meant dog omg
 EvilBadman: @raulghoulia Never divulged
 BusTed: 
 nymistrya: @doctorbear Dang, and his dogs name is bad so that dong name must be even worse
 Kit300: Another pack imo. Play booster
 TehAmelie: i think President Shinra never had a second name. born in a time before Japan had family names
theycallhimben: President Shinra's first name is Jinra
 Amazonian: I heard there were bougie packs being opened here
 Dog_of_Myth: 
Ranakel: Well legend rule applies
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 Amazonian: who up finalizing their fantasies
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 MrGibberish: Amazing time to enter Amy
 Amazonian:  nice deck bro
Walla_tv: @Amazonian there were also transformer memes happening
 BrowneePointz: apparently based on the Japanese text his name may ACTUALLY be President
theycallhimben: Ayyy it's Amy, fellow Starscream enjoyer
  Juliamon: roommates.dek
 Amazonian: @theycallhimben yeah I enjoy him suffering
 ThorSokar: Or perhaps very excited: https://vst.ninja/south/Ben_oo0o.mp3
 OldUncleDan: Eating the card digests the card!
 BrowneePointz: Ben don’t Vore the lesbians
 IbunWest: This is one of the most excitable drafts i can recall in a long time
 Shadowsoflife: @BrowneePointz Wut? He he name is President?
 TheDevil_Risen: ooo nice
 Amazonian: Shiva. Her best friend Shiva. Shiva is there too. Maybe Jill, who is also Shiva
 BrowneePointz: @shadowsoflife I did some searching and apparently based on the og text his name might ACTUALLY be President
  Juliamon: President Shinra 🤝 King Bradley from FMA
 Justherefortherewards: How does meld work? It's a voluntary effect, surely?
 Redbassist: 
theycallhimben: Love me some Shiva. Lusty, Busty, Diamond Dusty
 Shadowsoflife: @BrowneePointz Wild
 SolarBlitz1: "Hi I'm Shiva, and my girlfriend Shiva, and her girlfriend Shiva"
 raulghoulia: wow Kathleen is spangly
 Justherefortherewards: Oh man I gotta stay awake until Ben melds at least once
bbblehh: so still no serialized cards huh
 Amazonian: @Justherefortherewards Every Meld is different, it'll say on one of the two cards
 TehAmelie: meld consensually!
 Earthenone: i would imagine wotc dosent put seralized cards in sponsor product to avoid the bad look
 HesGotNoPants: @solarblitz1 why are the shivas dating?
 Amazonian: @Justherefortherewards For Fang/Vanille, it's a "may" and a cost you choose to pay
 BrowneePointz: someone who has only played 13, I’m Shiva, and this is my GF Shiva, we’re really into Bikes, and our Boyfailure BF Snow
 Dog_of_Myth: @Earthenone They were sealed so there was a chance.
 Amazonian: @Earthenone I don't think they specially curate packs for us
 Justherefortherewards: @amazonian thank you! 
 RealGamerCow: holy shit tomorrow's LRRMans
 Dog_of_Myth: !gant
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 nymistrya: What a nice LRRMans eve draft we have here then
 TehAmelie: we have to do it for the poor Le Mans drivers who won't have time to play cards
 TehAmelie: they have to be doing some intense prep about now, i figure
 Astrovore: Do we know the format for LRRMans this year?
theycallhimben: Warming up their shuffling hands to avoid finger strain
 Earthenone: yeah i guess its harder to play cards in a car as oposed to on motorcycles
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theamc2000: Which magic has gathered
theamc2000: the answer is witch
 Earthenone: the magic has been colected this time, not just gatehred 
 TehAmelie: legend tells the four warriors of light will gather. but there's eight people here so maybe we'll have to do some kind of deathmatch
 goombalax: some of them might not be so light
 AngelicKnighthood: How much have I missed?
  Juliamon: Just the draft
 nevyn666: @TehAmelie im assuming the real warriors of light are wondering why the fake warriors of light are just getting all the accolades, a la 8 Bit Theater
 3schr: Any Chocobos opened?
 Earthenone: Kweht a few chocbos, none of the serialized ones i belive
 TehAmelie: yeah that settles it, the top four tonight are the fake warriors of light
 RockPusher: So much room for activities!
 MadWolf1290: goodbye!
 BusTed: Extreme closeup!
 TheDevil_Risen: welcome back!
theamc2000: Wow Serge got a bye
 nevyn666: party time. excellent.
 MadWolf1290: the most decedent draft
Luminaire_p: Coming to you from Mount Duergar in Final Fantasy I
 singinnonsense: a deckmaster game
 Falannt: not funny...
 raulghoulia: The Spirits Within
 couchboyj: A Deckmaster Game
theamc2000: Why are the players dressed semi formally
 BrowneePointz: Your curve is an Inverse Whomp?
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  LRRbot: Windurst, Federation Center | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {G} or {W}.
 EricTheOrange: I'll be honest I wasn't paying attention to what G was drafting I just wanted to see how many melds Ben got.
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  LRRbot: PuPu UFO [2] | Artifact Creature — Construct Alien [0/4] | Flying / {T}: You may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield. / {3}: Until end of turn, this creature's base power becomes equal to the number of Towns you control.
johnnylongtorso: I hope Paul is getting hazard pay for this
Luminaire_p: oofo
 bo_brinkman: Is there a Coffee with Serge emote?
theycallhimben: 'PuPu UFO' was a hell of a prog rock band
   LoadingReadyRun:  cards too shiny
Khalstrom: Favorite Queens of the Stone Age song 3's and 7's
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 tdapenguin: @bo_brinkman serge's channel has
 TheDevil_Risen: Mana Curve be like https://imgur.com/a/daDgJdE
 Earthenone: pupu as a combat trick is indeed fun
 RockPusher:   
 Gekyouryuu: ahhhhh! twitch didn't tell me this was live!
 Diabore: hell yeah
 Gekyouryuu: I thought it started now 
  LRRbot: Serah Farron [1GW] (back: Crystallized Serah) | Legendary Creature — Human Citizen [2/2] | The first legendary creature spell you cast each turn costs {2} less to cast. / At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you control two or more other legendary creatures, you may transform Serah Farron.
 MadWolf1290: reader?
 TehAmelie: oh yeah some of these cards are so shiny. and also very dark color schemes. gotta be hard for the card reader
Blasteg: which one is she fropm?
Ukon_Cairns: card reader not a fan of 4 printings of all 350 cards in the set + 2 other sets of cards and their variants?
 goombalax: @Gekyouryuu you missed the draft but this is game 1
  LRRbot: Kain, Traitorous Dragoon [2B] | Legendary Creature — Human Knight [2/4] | Jump — During your turn, Kain has flying. / Whenever Kain deals combat damage to a player, that player gains control of Kain. If they do, you draw that many cards, create that many tapped Treasure tokens, then lose that much life.
 NotCainNorAbel: not me
 tdapenguin:     @bo_brinkman ... let's hit the right keu
 Earthenone: where is Krowthorn traitorus dragoon?
 tdapenguin: *key
  LRRbot: Weapons Vendor [3W] | Creature — Human Artificer [2/2] | When this creature enters, draw a card. / At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you control an Equipment, you may pay {1}. When you do, attach target Equipment you control to target creature you control.
 couchboyj: She's good with Rinoa
 tdapenguin: @gekyouryuu and there's always the vod
 BrowneePointz: It's like her existence in 13 where she's a plot device and not a character!
 Diabore: my opponent played kain against me in prerelease, i pumped it when i attacked with it, they did not attack with it again 
 bo_brinkman: @tdapenguin Thanks!
  LRRbot: Memories Returning [2UU] | Sorcery | Reveal the top five cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand. Then choose an opponent. They put one on the bottom of your library. Then you put one into your hand. Then they put one on the bottom of your library. Put the other into your hand. / Flashback {7}{U}{U}
 Diabore: weird fof
theamc2000: it is a more interactive fact or fiction
  LRRbot: Cloud of Darkness [2BGG] | Legendary Creature — Avatar [3/3] | Flying / Particle Beam — When Cloud of Darkness enters, target creature an opponent controls gets −X/−X until end of turn, where X is the number of permanent cards in your graveyard.
 Voidhawk42: It's a WAY better FoF
 tehfewl: cloud 2 lands
 Pheonix888: I think your getting a swamp?
 TehAmelie: i could have predicted this endgame
 tdapenguin: @bo_brinkman  
 Orxolon: good evening everyone
theamc2000: Serge wanted Graham to have mismatched basics
 BrowneePointz: Serge is 5C Warriors of Fight
 Orxolon: question i've been struggling with this set(on limited),any tips?
 TheDevil_Risen: nice one G
 freshmaker__: sin mentioned. big pog
DaxStrife: "5 Color Legends of Mana?"
 TheDevil_Risen: i like that 
theamc2000: D M Legends
ztghostie: could also name it Dissidia
 Diabore: other
Blasteg: 5C all the legend, isn't that your typical FF party
 TehAmelie: Legends of Domain Mana
 Diabore: why g take 2?
tryllebanjo: @Diabore From the Kain card
 Orxolon: anyone?question i've been struggling with this set(on limited),any tips?
Bionull: Kain seems really bad to me. Maybe if you have a ton of flying blockers?
 Chesul: @Blasteg Nah, villains are legends too.
 Diabore: @tryllebanjo ah, its hidden way at the end
 Chesul: @Bionull if you have pump you can get a lot more out of him than your Opponent.
  LRRbot: Summon: Fenrir [2G] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Wolf [3/2] | I — Crescent Fang — Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / II — Heavenward Howl — When you next cast a creature spell this turn, that creature enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it. / III — Ecliptic Growl — Draw a card if you control the creature with the greatest power or tied for the greatest power.
 goombalax: Nick Cage
tryllebanjo: @Diabore Good ol' new WallOfText cards 
theamc2000: bill lee
 Earthenone: brrrrrrrrrrrock less?
theycallhimben: Brandon Lee
 dumbo3k: Bruce Campbell
 nevyn666: chun lee
 TehAmelie: James Cameron
Drum0_0: Stan Lee
 ContingentCat: lee bruce?
  LRRbot: Helitrooper [1W] | Creature — Human Soldier [1/2] | Flying / Whenever this creature attacks, another target attacking creature gains flying until end of turn. / Equip abilities you activate that target this creature cost {2} less to activate.
agentblunnt: from severance?
 Diabore: RIP serah
johnnylongtorso: this board state seems a bit one-sided
  LRRbot: Cloud of Darkness [2BGG] | Legendary Creature — Avatar [3/3] | Flying / Particle Beam — When Cloud of Darkness enters, target creature an opponent controls gets −X/−X until end of turn, where X is the number of permanent cards in your graveyard.
  LRRbot: Gohn, Town of Ruin | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}.
  LRRbot: Summon: Fenrir [2G] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Wolf [3/2] | I — Crescent Fang — Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / II — Heavenward Howl — When you next cast a creature spell this turn, that creature enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it. / III — Ecliptic Growl — Draw a card if you control the creature with the greatest power or tied for the greatest power.
 TehAmelie: how doomed is your town if you name it Ghon?
 BrowneePointz: French Batman!
 MadWolf1290: He's the Azure Dragoon!
  LRRbot: Estinien Varlineau [2WB] | Legendary Creature — Elf Warrior [3/3] | Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Estinien Varlineau. It gains flying until end of turn. / At the beginning of your second main phase, you draw X cards and lose X life, where X is the number of your opponents who were dealt combat damage by Estinien Varlineau or a Dragon this turn.
JDogg2K4: Collecting Dragoons like candy
  LRRbot: Sin, Spira's Punishment [4BGU] | Legendary Creature — Leviathan Avatar [7/7] | Flying / Whenever Sin enters or attacks, exile a permanent card from your graveyard at random, then create a tapped token that's a copy of that card. If the exiled card is a land card, repeat this process.
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  LRRbot: Treno, Dark City | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}.
Bionull: I also built around Sin in my draft. Was pretty sweet. Lotta good stuff to fill the graveyard.
superdude097: "Buuuuh" -Sin
 tehfewl: treno, notable card tournament city
  LRRbot: Summon: Primal Garuda [3W] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Harpy [3/3] | I — Aerial Blast — This creature deals 4 damage to target tapped creature an opponent controls. / II, III — Slipstream — Another target creature you control gets +1/+0 and gains flying until end of turn. / Flying
 TehAmelie: hehe remember when a 7/7 would come with dire drawbacks?
 MehallD: @TehAmelie take your back medecine
  LRRbot: Shiva, Warden of Ice (front: Jill, Shiva's Dominant) | Legendary Enchantment Creature — Saga Elemental [4/5] | I, II — Mesmerize — Target creature can't be blocked this turn. / III — Cold Snap — Tap all lands your opponents control. Exile Shiva, then return it to the battlefield.
 TehAmelie: i resemble that remark
  LRRbot: Summon: Shiva [3UU] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Elemental [4/5] | I, II — Heavenly Strike — Tap target creature an opponent controls. Put a stun counter on it. / III — Diamond Dust — Draw a card for each tapped creature your opponents control.
 MehallD: let's be clear - so do i
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 control_rig: Wark!
 TehAmelie: actually i may need some cortisol
DaxStrife: "Attack with Sin" sounds a bit lewd, or is that just me?
  LRRbot: Summon: Fat Chocobo [4G] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Bird [4/4] | I — Wark — Create a 2/2 green Bird creature token with "Whenever a land you control enters, this token gets +1/+0 until end of turn." / II, III, IV — Kerplunk — Creatures you control gain trample until end of turn.
 BrowneePointz: smash that pupu into the carpet
Ukon_Cairns: this saga puts in Wark
 Earthenone: pupu was crushed by sin
  LRRbot: The Earth Crystal [2GG] | Legendary Artifact | Green spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. / If one or more +1/+1 counters would be put on a creature you control, twice that many +1/+1 counters are put on that creature instead. / {4}{G}{G}, {T}: Distribute two +1/+1 counters among one or two target creatures you control.
 narset6691: @Earthenone lol
theamc2000: there are so many birds and flyers
theamc2000: and that is mutually exclusive
  LRRbot: Shinra Reinforcements [2B] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/3] | When this creature enters, mill three cards and you gain 3 life.
 BrowneePointz: Alphy!
 korvys: That's a lot of proper nouns in the bin there
 TehAmelie: Shinra teaming up with Sin? this needs a couple name
Ukon_Cairns: kinda neat that the bloobburrow birds had a non-flier synergy
 MehallD: @TehAmelie sin-ra
 TehAmelie: too obvious
  LRRbot: Ultima, Origin of Oblivion [5] | Legendary Creature — God [4/4] | Flying / Whenever Ultima attacks, put a blight counter on target land. For as long as that land has a blight counter on it, it loses all land types and abilities and has "{T}: Add {C}." / Whenever you tap a land for {C}, add an additional {C}.
 BrowneePointz: and he's a 4/4 flier
 korvys: Kain doesn't have flying on G's turn, right?
 TehAmelie: Yunalesca's Hostile Takeover
 MehallD: @TehAmelie "Beast that is destroying the world teams up with the electric company, they're more evil."
superdude097: Bird has Trample right? what is Kain's toughness
superdude097: ?
 singinnonsense: 2/4
 BrowneePointz: Ali: Fuck You
superdude097: Okay
 Chesul: @korvys Correct, Kain only has flying on your turn.
 BrowneePointz: YEP love that meme
 Dog_of_Myth: 
Ranakel: That's them
 BrowneePointz: Alphy is a Sage, and Ali is a Red Mage, and she has anger issues
 MadWolf1290: very on brand for both characters
toddbepraised: shouldn't the bird have been bigger from the landfall trigger?
 BrowneePointz: and that's on brand for both of them
 korvys: So could Kain have blocked there?
 korvys: Oh, wait
JDogg2K4: The bird tokens don't have flying either
 korvys: He meant bird as in chocobo
 korvys: right
  LRRbot: Sin, Spira's Punishment [4BGU] | Legendary Creature — Leviathan Avatar [7/7] | Flying / Whenever Sin enters or attacks, exile a permanent card from your graveyard at random, then create a tapped token that's a copy of that card. If the exiled card is a land card, repeat this process.
 Dog_of_Myth: 2 Sins as a treat
OmegaPlatinum: I love Allisae so much
Ranakel: Graham "I choose to keep this sin" Stark
  LRRbot: Cloud of Darkness [2BGG] | Legendary Creature — Avatar [3/3] | Flying / Particle Beam — When Cloud of Darkness enters, target creature an opponent controls gets −X/−X until end of turn, where X is the number of permanent cards in your graveyard.
 ArmstrongRGM96X: It was, after all, "Punished for my SinS", plural
 SolarBlitz1: Alphinaud made a society to try and help people, Alisae studied the blade
theycallhimben: Sin + Shinra = Corporate Manslaughter?
ArtOfStuttering: Cam, win animation?
 TehAmelie: at this rate we'll need multiple penances. and figure out the Latin pluralization of penance
Astramentha:   
 Commodore_Perry_GG: 
tedpro23: Okay I'm sure someone already said so but why is everyone dressed so fancy?
 SolarBlitz1: 
ArtOfStuttering: Wooho!
tedpro23: And do I need to dress up too?
  LRRbot: Treno, Dark City | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}.
 EricTheOrange: serge also celebrates in defeat
 Dog_of_Myth: @tedpro23 Collector booster draft
superdude097: @tedpro23 I got here late, but it's prolly because they drafted Collector Boosters
 Molator: yes
 BrowneePointz: Dark City has the mind bending city shifting stuff
 Voidhawk42: Love Dark City. Great film
frozenphoenix7: @tedpro23 Ben said he was gonna show up fancy since it was a fancy Collector Booster draft, and then everyone else decided "Sure, why not"
 SolarBlitz1: That's real weird, my friend literally picked up Dark City on DvD today.
 JessieImproved: Dark City got done dirty by The Matrix
 KeytarCat: They drafted collector boosties, which is a high class endeavor
DoomBringerIL: howdy!
 LithelyUnshod: Yes, Serge, she does sing Sway
tedpro23: Okay, I'm gonna dress up fancy too then.
 TehAmelie: apparently the draft cost somewhere about 2000-9000 dollars so we're being fancy
 RealGamerCow: So, Dragon Ball Z.
  LRRbot: Judge Magister Gabranth [WB] | Legendary Creature — Human Advisor Knight [2/2] | Menace / Whenever another creature or artifact you control dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Judge Magister Gabranth.
DoomBringerIL: why is Graham and Serge in Blazers? @LoadingReadyRun
tedpro23: If you are watching this, please dress a little fancy too.
  Juliamon: They decided the cost of the boosters justified upscale clothing
  LRRbot: PuPu UFO [2] | Artifact Creature — Construct Alien [0/4] | Flying / {T}: You may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield. / {3}: Until end of turn, this creature's base power becomes equal to the number of Towns you control.
  LRRbot: Counterspell [UU] | Instant | Counter target spell.
 Bruceski: Half the time i turn things off i intone "SHUT IT DOWN" and even people who know Dark City don't catch that I'm making a reference
  LRRbot: Qiqirn Merchant [2U] | Creature — Beast Citizen [1/4] | {1}, {T}: Draw a card, then discard a card. / {7}, {T}, Sacrifice this creature: Draw three cards. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each Town you control.
DoomBringerIL: Hmm.. new blazers still
  LRRbot: Summoner's Sending [1W] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your end step, you may exile target creature card from a graveyard. If you do, create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying. Put a +1/+1 counter on it if the exiled card's mana value is 4 or greater.
DoomBringerIL: probably costs less than FF box…
tedpro23: I'm putting on a double breasted pinstripe suit now
 Bruceski: Equilibrium is another movie that was going for a look and just got steamrolled by The Matrix
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tedpro23: But that's actually because I'm heading to a LARP.
ztghostie: and the pyre flies make the aeons
theamc2000: Aliens have souls, got it
 narset6691: sending pupu to the far planes probably violates an ordinance
JDogg2K4: a moomba
 raulghoulia: fox from ff8
OmegaPlatinum: "You're sending Pupu to the Farplane" should be logged into the quote bot
 TehAmelie: i would be fine with a world where Dark City became legendary but Equilibrium?
 narset6691: @OmegaPlatinum agreed
 viowof: RIP
 JessieImproved: I love Lulu so much, I wanted that belt skirt but I'm sure it would have weighed so much
 betweenmyself: not being one to keep up with the MtG goings-on, does this FF set have any “Spirits Within” representation? 
 TehAmelie: a world where "everyone" believes in gun kata?
 viowof: @betweenmyself nope, just the mainline numbered games
Khalstrom: When were the Guado not annoyed?
 Gekyouryuu: @betweenmyself no, sadly. main games only. not even sequels or spinoffs
 freshmaker__: wow i somehow never realised there was a pupu doll.
  LRRbot: Rabanastre, Royal City | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {R} or {W}.
  LRRbot: Summon: Anima [4BB] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Horror [4/4] | I, II, III — Pain — You draw a card and you lose 1 life. / IV — Oblivion — Each opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice and loses 3 life. / Menace
 KeytarCat: Pain Mother!
 SolarBlitz1: Pain, can't get enough
  LRRbot: The Masamune [3] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | As long as equipped creature is attacking, it has first strike and must be blocked if able. / Equipped creature has "If a creature dying causes a triggered ability of this creature or an emblem you own to trigger, that ability triggers an additional time." / Equip {2}
 Welbog: What is this, Chrono Trigger?
DoomBringerIL: ohhhh it’s collector booster draft… just noticed… reading the title explains the stream! Justified blazers then…
OmegaPlatinum: Paine? I thought sequels weren't represented!
 gualdhar: Paine, Rikku!
 narset6691: @Welbog the idea of such a sword is not owned by either final fantasy or chrono trigger
 raulghoulia: Also Lulu's ultimate weapon is onion knight
 SolarBlitz1: Pain, without love
  LRRbot: Cloud of Darkness [2BGG] | Legendary Creature — Avatar [3/3] | Flying / Particle Beam — When Cloud of Darkness enters, target creature an opponent controls gets −X/−X until end of turn, where X is the number of permanent cards in your graveyard.
 MadWolf1290: interesting green 13
 EricTheOrange: I learned recently that the masamune from Chronotrigger is called the Grandeleon in japanese which is a way better name for a broad sword.
 raulghoulia: better or worse than the Mastermune?
 LithelyUnshod: Big Lion
 TheDevil_Risen: yep
Luminaire_p: Mastermune is Grand Dream
Ranakel: Well now I'm just remembering that MMO whose name was just "big sword" in spanish
  LRRbot: Summon: Anima [4BB] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Horror [4/4] | I, II, III — Pain — You draw a card and you lose 1 life. / IV — Oblivion — Each opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice and loses 3 life. / Menace
Nydestroyer: all costs and whatnot
theycallhimben: 'Masamune' is Japanese for 'Ultimate Compensator'
raisins4life: to the tune of "soak up the sun" - "thank good-ness for this looter"
 Aceviru: Pain with beurre. Yum
 nevyn666: so. i know this is way too soon to be asking. but when does the next set release?
 Kazman20a: I see Graham took all the land this  game
 goombalax: Lorge Borb
  LRRbot: Summon: Fat Chocobo [4G] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Bird [4/4] | I — Wark — Create a 2/2 green Bird creature token with "Whenever a land you control enters, this token gets +1/+0 until end of turn." / II, III, IV — Kerplunk — Creatures you control gain trample until end of turn.
theycallhimben: Edge of Eternities launches 1st August according to the Internet
tryllebanjo: @nevyn666 They're roughly every 2 months, I believe.
 TehAmelie: what, we all thought it was 20% all this time
Omnipotrevor: One out of every numbered final fantasy
 nevyn666: i only ask cuz the mastery only goes to lvl 50. which is hella short.
DoomBringerIL: fat Chico… did they body shame a bird??
 Sorator13: and you rolled that 1/16 chance the very first time you summoned Choco-Mog in your FF7 PiF!
DoomBringerIL: shame on WotC
  Juliamon: DoomBringerIL It's in the FF series
  LRRbot: Sephiroth's Intervention [3B] | Instant | Destroy target creature. You gain 2 life.
 TehAmelie: i have got the impression those alternate summons in 7 always go off the first time you cast them
 nevyn666: @DoomBringerIL square enix*
theamc2000: the spirit gets a counter?
DoomBringerIL: obvs Jk
theycallhimben: Chocobo's sitting on Jesus now
  Juliamon: shame SE, not WotC
theamc2000: card good wow
  Juliamon: "just joking" doesn't fly here
 nevyn666: know your nerd knowledge
  LRRbot: Guadosalam, Farplane Gateway | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {G} or {U}.
superdude097: Genoa Salami
 TehAmelie: it is a holy place, so why not
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 Bruceski: As far as nicknames for Yuna, how do we feel about "Scavenging Yuuze?"
  LRRbot: Summon: Primal Odin [4BB] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Knight [5/3] | I — Gungnir — Destroy target creature an opponent controls. / II — Zantetsuken — This creature gains "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player loses the game." / III — Hall of Sorrow — Draw two cards. Each player loses 2 life.
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 TheDevil_Risen:   
 Sorator13: was that Odin or Garuda?
DoomBringerIL: I dislike the fact I cast a creature and then it sacrifices itself in 3 turns… feels like wasted resources
 BrowneePointz: Speaking of Garuda, Jamaica, I should listen to Pet Sounds again this weekend
 TehAmelie: @Bruceski i just want to call her "Spoilers"
  Juliamon: Sacrifices can be a resource
tryllebanjo: @DoomBringerIL But a *great* way to add modularity to a creature, broadens the design space a lot.
 GasCityGaming: It's also why the summons have other affects like sagas
 TheDevil_Risen: is'tt Sin always the problem?
 Toxxick: Is anyone else experiencing the soap opera effect on the smaller camera angles all of a sudden? Very odd.
  Juliamon: Toxxick They upped the framerate
  Juliamon: that's literally why
OmegaPlatinum: Ben's deck is going to "Rok"
DoomBringerIL: yeah ur not wrong… should maybe just consider it a saga with ‘extra’ types
 Toxxick: Ah. I'll just have to force my eyes to behave
 sporkraptor: why is everyone dressed up XD
  Juliamon: because they're playing with money
OmegaPlatinum: @sporkraptor collector boosties are fancy
 Aceviru: fancy collectie boostie draft
 EricTheOrange: @sporkraptor expensive cards
 Toxxick: Glad to know I'm not hallucinating. At least not this time\
  Juliamon: it's a *decadent* draft
 sporkraptor: arright XD
 GasCityGaming: yeah, similar to how the dragons with spells should be counted as half each when doing  creature/spell counts for decks
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 Gekyouryuu: so, I missed the draft. were there any supremely major hits, like Commander deck alt arts, or big hit Through the Ages foils?
  Juliamon: We didn't see anything particularly juicy
  Juliamon: but also they did jinx it by saying nobody had opened a serialized card yet so "they were due"
 GasCityGaming: a lot of quality lesbian humor though
  Juliamon: lesbians and Zidane
  Juliamon: and Zidane and Zidane
 Earthenone: many tailed people
 Gekyouryuu: neat
 Gekyouryuu: I'll have to check the vod later
 TehAmelie: is Zidane single?
 GasCityGaming: nope, thrupple
 Shadowsoflife: No, but Zideane is
  Juliamon: a threesome with himselves
 Justherefortherewards: With the two other Zidane cards? @gascitygaming
 GasCityGaming: @Justherefortherewards self love is important
 Gekyouryuu: I hope they've had half the luck I've had with collector boosters so far, between my normal foil alt art Commander Y'shtola, foil Rhystic Study, surge foil Commander Celes, and Japanese surge foil Commander Tifa from tonight
 KeytarCat: @Juliamon Fang and Vanille?
 TehAmelie: now picturing Zidane clones getting their tails tangled
  Juliamon: much Fang, very Vanille
 GasCityGaming: all running in a circle the same direction after each other
 Earthenone: some sort of zidane rat king?
 Gekyouryuu: quick clarification: only Japanese Tifa was tonight, the others were last weekend
 Justherefortherewards: Oh yeah Ben has enough to meld, and then have both separate on the field as well, and then still be able to break the legend rule
 TehAmelie: that's how Zidane became the king of thieves. or a thief king anyway
 Mai_Andra: ♫
shushu2539: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: a softened flute tube
 TehAmelie: i'm pretty sure his species, occupation and faith all say "thief"
 Falannt: who is next?
 Earthenone: two bens and a cameron
 Gekyouryuu: two bens, a cameron, and a pizza place
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: god Vincent is so good, just clocked someone for like 10 lifelink, and forced them to waste a deathtouch creature on him lol
 GasCityGaming: the suspenders match the bow tie! 
 ThirdGames: Hell yeah   
DaxStrife: The ghost of the cards?
 GasCityGaming: It's like the heart of the cards but different canoptic jar
 Gekyouryuu: Ben, if they were sisters, could we say "oh, my god, they were womb mates"?
  LRRbot: Fynn, the Fangbearer [1G] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior [1/3] | Deathtouch / Whenever a creature you control with deathtouch deals combat damage to a player, that player gets two poison counters.
 Fruan: @elgenericosfavoriteorphan I had Vincent and Jenova in the same deck and it felt like cheating.
  LRRbot: Mysidian Elder [2R] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/3] | When this creature enters, create a 0/1 black Wizard creature token with "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this token deals 1 damage to each opponent."
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: @Fruan wowza
  LRRbot: Fang, Fearless l'Cie [2B] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior [2/3] | Whenever one or more cards leave your graveyard, you draw a card and you lose 1 life. This ability triggers only once each turn.
 Aceviru: I like Cameron's deck name. I can already see where this is going.
  LRRbot: Black Waltz No. 3 [2BR] | Legendary Creature — Wizard [2/2] | Flying, deathtouch / Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, Black Waltz No. 3 deals 2 damage to each opponent.
 Gekyouryuu: to the tune of Mayonaka no Door: "Black Waltz THREE~~~"
 plaidanddrpepper: Fang, and the Fang bearer
 Aceviru: lol
  LRRbot: Black Mage's Rod [1B] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +1/+0, has "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent," and is a Wizard in addition to its other types. / Equip {3}
  LRRbot: Clash of the Eikons [G] | Sorcery | Choose one or more — / • Target creature you control fights target creature an opponent controls. / • Remove a lore counter from target Saga you control. / • Put a lore counter on target Saga you control.
 BrowneePointz: ew viera
 Falannt: oopsie doopsie
 BusTed: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
  LRRbot: Garland, Knight of Cornelia [BR] (back: Chaos, the Endless) | Legendary Creature — Human Knight [3/2] | Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, surveil 1. / {3}{B}{B}{R}{R}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield transformed. Activate only as a sorcery.
 Larkonus: Garfield, Knight of Lasagna
Ranakel: Hi Jack
 betweenmyself: GarfKard? 
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: but just dont call me late for dinner
 Gekyouryuu: Garfkart, Night of Bad Game Design
 TehAmelie: Heathcliff, Knight of Gravy
  LRRbot: Magic Pot [3] | Artifact Creature — Goblin Construct [1/4] | When this creature dies, create a Treasure token. / {2}, {T}: Exile target card from a graveyard.
 Justherefortherewards: No ping for 1?
  LRRbot: Baron, Airship Kingdom | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {U} or {R}.
 Dog_of_Myth: @Justherefortherewards Magic Pot is a creature
 Justherefortherewards: Oh nope nvm it's a creature
 Justherefortherewards: Yep mb
 Gekyouryuu: if my memories cannot form, and someday fade with age, I'll forget every transgression I've ever committed, and once more be pure and ascend to Heaven. then the heist begins.
  LRRbot: Vanille, Cheerful l'Cie [3G] (melds from: Fang, Fearless l'Cie; Ragnarok, Divine Deliverance) | Legendary Creature — Human Cleric [3/2] | When Vanille enters, mill two cards, then return a permanent card from your graveyard to your hand. / At the beginning of your first main phase, if you both own and control Vanille and a creature named Fang, Fearless l'Cie, you may pay {3}{B}{G}. If you do, exile them, then meld them into Ragnarok, Divine Deliverance.
 Earthenone: is cam allowed to play a removal spell to stop the melding in pride month? 
 korvys: fang trigger?
Skye_Stryke: Ben should draw right?
Desruprot: their powers combine soon tm
 narset6691: fang trigger
  LRRbot: The Emperor of Palamecia [UR] (back: The Lord Master of Hell) | Legendary Creature — Human Noble Wizard [2/2] | {T}: Add {U} or {R}. Spend this mana only to cast a noncreature spell. / Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, if at least four mana was spent to cast it, put a +1/+1 counter on The Emperor of Palamecia. Then if it has three or more +1/+1 counters on it, transform it.
  LRRbot: Summon: G.F. Cerberus [2RR] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Dog [3/3] | I — Surveil 1. / II — Double — When you next cast an instant or sorcery spell this turn, copy it. You may choose new targets for the copy. / III — Triple — When you next cast an instant or sorcery spell this turn, copy it twice. You may choose new targets for the copies.
 CodeIndigo: is this round 1?
 ContingentCat:   
 Aceviru: LETS GO
 Dog_of_Myth: 
  LRRbot: Ragnarok, Divine Deliverance | Legendary Creature — Beast Avatar [7/6] | Vigilance, menace, trample, reach, haste / When Ragnarok dies, destroy target permanent and return target nonlegendary permanent card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
 Gekyouryuu: Ragna-Rack
 CodeIndigo: let's go lesbians
 TheDevil_Risen: Guardian Force Cerberus is one of my favs
 ThirdGames:  Let's gooooooo, pride month turning into Wrath month!
 BusTed: 
Ranakel: Imagine having nonlegendary permanents
 TehAmelie: my life hasn't been quite the same since i learned Cerberus is more or less ancient Greek for "Spot"
Desruprot: Ragnorak has the keywords
 Gekyouryuu: @TehAmelie I've learned that MIGHT not be true? but I'd like it to be.
 Falannt: land hate? wow...
  LRRbot: Bard's Bow [2G] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +2/+2, has reach, and is a Bard in addition to its other types. / Perseus's Bow — Equip {6}
  Juliamon: They are more than the sum of their parts
theamc2000: I don’t care for Ragnorock. I much prefer living
 ContingentCat: Grizzled maybe a cat sounds like Baxter
  LRRbot: Chaos, the Endless (front: Garland, Knight of Cornelia) | Legendary Creature — Demon [5/5] | Flying / When Chaos dies, put it on the bottom of its owner's library.
 Marvoleath: @TehAmelie more likely - Greek word “kreoboros” meaning “flesh-eating”
 TheDevil_Risen: such a flavour win on that card
 Gekyouryuu: Bullshit. *plays limp bizkit on phone and walks away*
 TehAmelie: welp
 BrowneePointz: The prevailing theory is that Kerboros CAN mean spotted, but that word can also mean Dusky or Dark Hound, OR it can be from Flesh-Eating
 BrowneePointz: long story short, ancient languages hard
  LRRbot: Vanille, Cheerful l'Cie [3G] (melds from: Fang, Fearless l'Cie; Ragnarok, Divine Deliverance) | Legendary Creature — Human Cleric [3/2] | When Vanille enters, mill two cards, then return a permanent card from your graveyard to your hand. / At the beginning of your first main phase, if you both own and control Vanille and a creature named Fang, Fearless l'Cie, you may pay {3}{B}{G}. If you do, exile them, then meld them into Ragnarok, Divine Deliverance.
 CodeIndigo: oh no
snowewolf: why Does ben look like he is about to send his son off in a mech to fight angles ? - he looks good tho
theamc2000: Has Ben styled their beard?
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 TheDevil_Risen: looks like it
Ranakel: Wait I get it now! Vayne's the FANGbearer. Took me way too long
 TheDevil_Risen: everyone is looking very dapper thisevening
 Justherefortherewards: Ben can do the funniest thing
  LRRbot: Fang, Fearless l'Cie [2B] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior [2/3] | Whenever one or more cards leave your graveyard, you draw a card and you lose 1 life. This ability triggers only once each turn.
  LRRbot: Vincent Valentine [2BB] (back: Galian Beast) | Legendary Creature — Assassin [2/2] | Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, put a number of +1/+1 counters on Vincent Valentine equal to that creature's power. / Whenever Vincent Valentine attacks, you may transform it.
  LRRbot: Thunder Magic [R] | Instant | Tiered / • Thunder — {0} — Thunder Magic deals 2 damage to target creature. / • Thundara — {3} — Thunder Magic deals 4 damage to target creature. / • Thundaga — {5}{R} — Thunder Magic deals 8 damage to target creature.
 TheDevil_Risen: escalated to thundara
 TheDevil_Risen: nice
 ContingentCat: it'
 BrowneePointz: Something Something Japan
 Tiber727: No you can't because thunder is sound.
 ContingentCat: it's hard to illustrate thunder
 TehAmelie: it usually goes elemental lightning?
Luminaire_p: Bolt2
  Pywodwagon: it hasn't always been thunder!
 TheDevil_Risen: yeah not sure why it was called thunder when it was electricity
 freshmaker__: just like pokemon
  Pywodwagon: it was lit and then bolt and then thunder
Ukon_Cairns: it is hard to show thunder in a visual medium
 Earthenone: Zap and bolt, also were named
 Toxxick: For the same reason Pikachu uses Thunderbolt
 Justherefortherewards: Thunderbolts of lighting - very very frightning
OmegaPlatinum: iin 7 it was
 Lord_Hosk: You can't just ask to see someones Thundermagic... thats so rude
 control_rig: It was Lit in FF1 I think?
 nymistrya: When we needed Graham the most
 singinnonsense: it was jsut 'lit' in FF1
OmegaPlatinum: bolt
 AliceLovelin: @Pywodwagon "it was lit, fam"
 SpoonfullOfSugar: originally it was Lit rather than thunder
  LRRbot: Self-Destruct [1R] | Instant | Target creature you control deals X damage to any other target and X damage to itself, where X is its power.
Ranakel: I don't want to live in the timeline where I cast Lightnaga
 tehfewl: pay on resolution
 TheDevil_Risen: lolll
 MadWolf1290: Cam, NO.
 ContingentCat:  Nooo
 BrowneePointz: Her name is Arcee Wheeler
 BrowneePointz: not Turbo Lesbian
 korvys: No, Chandra isn't in this set
 Toxxick: @BrowneePointz Boooooo
DaxStrife: Well now I have Carpenter Brut in my head but it's "Turbo Lesbian," not "Killer."
  LRRbot: Kain, Traitorous Dragoon [2B] | Legendary Creature — Human Knight [2/4] | Jump — During your turn, Kain has flying. / Whenever Kain deals combat damage to a player, that player gains control of Kain. If they do, you draw that many cards, create that many tapped Treasure tokens, then lose that much life.
 Xerodin: there's no giant woman
Ukon_Cairns: oh does it have like 4 ifs in the clause to get blown out at little as possible?
 CodeIndigo: I was gonna say, Snow has the turbocharged lesbians
 BrowneePointz: Snow has Fuel-Injection Lesbians
 iris_of_ether: That's honestly 100% flavor win
  LRRbot: Ninja's Blades [2B] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +1/+1, is a Ninja in addition to its other types, and has "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card, then discard a card. That player loses life equal to the discarded card's mana value." / Mutsunokami — Equip {2}
Luminaire_p: Most brainwashable man
 Aceviru: Ping?
 narset6691: did cameron ping when he cast thunder magic
 TheDevil_Risen: love Eye of Nidhogg
 narset6691: i think they missed it
 korvys: It's named Darkstar
CamoYuki: Black mage's rod sounds sus
 SolarBlitz1: They got it, it was before the counter on the emperor
 benjamin_wheeler: no I got it
  LRRbot: Suplex [1R] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Suplex deals 3 damage to target creature. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead. / • Exile target artifact.
ztghostie: instant sideboard staple as an instant
Spades_Slicc: Wait if the Ninja's Blades are on a creature Cameron controls (Kain) would Ben draw off the blades trigger?
 MadWolf1290: and Ben has many triggers
  Pywodwagon: @Spades_Slicc no, it gives the ability to the creature
  LRRbot: Kain, Traitorous Dragoon [2B] | Legendary Creature — Human Knight [2/4] | Jump — During your turn, Kain has flying. / Whenever Kain deals combat damage to a player, that player gains control of Kain. If they do, you draw that many cards, create that many tapped Treasure tokens, then lose that much life.
Spades_Slicc: Okay so Cameron should draw off Blades here?
Spades_Slicc: because he controls the creature with blades?
  LRRbot: Zenos yae Galvus [3BB] (back: Shinryu, Transcendent Rival) | Legendary Creature — Human Noble Warrior [4/4] | My First Friend — When Zenos yae Galvus enters, choose a creature an opponent controls. Until end of turn, creatures other than Zenos yae Galvus and the chosen creature get −2/−2. / When the chosen creature leaves the battlefield, transform Zenos yae Galvus.
 Larkonus: "A test of your reflexes!" - Cain
 hd_dabnado: ninja blades so good
 Dog_of_Myth: Zenos is just a good friend
Badchop: boo Zenos
 Earthenone: Zenos, lava axe
Badchop: lowest quality villain
Ukon_Cairns: zenos winning ben the game when cameron loses the game
 Aceviru: That could've gone a lot different. Ben just went over the top
 Justherefortherewards: That's magic - baby
drcthulu: Look at Ben oops all full-arts
  Pywodwagon: @Spades_Slicc no, the trigger goes on the stack under bens control
 MadWolf1290: @drcthulu Collector Booster drafts
Spades_Slicc: fascinating
Khalstrom: But they're pretty uncommons
 TheDevil_Risen: there's also a bonus sheet counterspell
 accountmadeforants: Uncommon, but not rare. Thats representation.
 Diabore: 
 BrowneePointz: their full names are wild
 BrowneePointz: Vanille de Oerba
 BrowneePointz: they're from the Planet of Oerba
 BrowneePointz: and not the moon of Cocoon
 TheBorzoi: Oerba dia Vanille and Oerba yun Fang
 TheBorzoi: Oerba is their village name
 Earthenone: they are roommates, they dont need to use governemnt names with one annother
 goombalax: there was only so much game in XIII to play
 tehfewl: there were 3 13 games to play
  LRRbot: Black Mage's Rod [1B] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +1/+0, has "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent," and is a Wizard in addition to its other types. / Equip {3}
 Justherefortherewards: Can confirm, was confused to Google vanille and find "Oerba Dia Vanille"
  LRRbot: Gix, Yawgmoth Praetor [1BB] | Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Praetor [3/3] | Whenever a creature deals combat damage to one of your opponents, its controller may pay 1 life. If they do, they draw a card. / {4}{B}{B}{B}, Discard X cards: Exile the top X cards of target opponent's library. You may play lands and cast spells from among cards exiled this way without paying their mana costs.
 TheBorzoi: Oerba is pronouncer "Urr-Buh" for anyone that wants to know.
drcthulu: XIII was an interesting corridor
 MegaDosX: Wow I didn't know the Phyrexians were in Final Fantasy
 narset6691: @drcthulu gotta love those single path dungeons
 Mai_Andra: Oh, there he is.  The Shadow Lord did make it in the set, sort of...
Blasteg: @narset6691 unironically I prefer not to get lost in them
  LRRbot: Fang, Fearless l'Cie [2B] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior [2/3] | Whenever one or more cards leave your graveyard, you draw a card and you lose 1 life. This ability triggers only once each turn.
 MegaDosX: You need to own them to meld don't you?
Ukon_Cairns: meld says you own right?
 Toxxick: Fearlesscie
 TheDevil_Risen: does it say owner's control?
  LRRbot: Locke Cole [1UB] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue [2/3] | Deathtouch, lifelink / Whenever Locke Cole deals combat damage to a player, draw a card, then discard a card.
 MegaDosX: It's not so much owner's control, it's more that it says you need to both own and control both cards to meld with them
 Earthenone: i think its also green mana to meld, so would be hard for cameron to meld them either way
  LRRbot: Eden, Seat of the Sanctum | Land — Town | {T}: Add {C}. / {5}, {T}: Mill two cards. Then you may sacrifice this land. When you do, return another target permanent card from your graveyard to your hand.
 MegaDosX: I remember the question coming up when BRO was around
  LRRbot: Vanille, Cheerful l'Cie [3G] (melds from: Fang, Fearless l'Cie; Ragnarok, Divine Deliverance) | Legendary Creature — Human Cleric [3/2] | When Vanille enters, mill two cards, then return a permanent card from your graveyard to your hand. / At the beginning of your first main phase, if you both own and control Vanille and a creature named Fang, Fearless l'Cie, you may pay {3}{B}{G}. If you do, exile them, then meld them into Ragnarok, Divine Deliverance.
 Mai_Andra: Shadow Lord was the final boss of the initial release of FFXI.  (in Japan.  It didn't release in NA until the first expansion was out and included.)
 MegaDosX: Also important thing to remember with Gix, both players have the choice to pay and draw if they deal combat damage
 Earthenone: ohh thats awkward you cant play a land and have them meld right away, they have to date for a turn this time
 Marvoleath: @MegaDosX only when hitting opponent of Gix's controller, right?
 niccus: imagine having to meld two with different treatments
 MegaDosX: !card gix yawgmoth's praetor
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
 BrowneePointz: mythic food: Gabbagool
 MegaDosX: !card gix yawgmoth
  LRRbot: Gix, Yawgmoth Praetor [1BB] | Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Praetor [3/3] | Whenever a creature deals combat damage to one of your opponents, its controller may pay 1 life. If they do, they draw a card. / {4}{B}{B}{B}, Discard X cards: Exile the top X cards of target opponent's library. You may play lands and cast spells from among cards exiled this way without paying their mana costs.
 MegaDosX: Right right right, my b, I got it wrong
 MegaDosX: @Marvoleath You are correct
highelectricaltemperature: i'm excited for universes beyond: legends of motown
 Marvoleath: in commander it comes up, not in 1v1 
 MegaDosX: Yeah too commander brained
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 Hansk_and_Boo: That's a swell streak... Mr. Anderson.
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 CodeIndigo: will the rod fall off at the meld?
 Earthenone: yes
  LRRbot: Suplex [1R] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Suplex deals 3 damage to target creature. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead. / • Exile target artifact.
 TheBorzoi: Fang can't be a ravager (until the point where everyone unlocks all roles) so it would be more appropriate to equip Vanille who can be a ravager.
 Larkonus: Mill-y Vanille?
 Kaaannaaa: boooooo
 freshmaker__: when they do the UB Lost and we get John Locke, do you think he'll be able to meld with the UB Pokemon Nuzleaf?
 TheBorzoi: Seifer is pronounced like Cipher.
 Lord_Hosk: Universe beyond: Great thinkers.  I block your John Locke with my Adam Smith, and in my second main play xenocrates
  LRRbot: Seifer Almasy [3R] | Legendary Creature — Human Knight [3/4] | Whenever a creature you control attacks alone, it gains double strike until end of turn. / Fire Cross — Whenever Seifer Almasy deals combat damage to a player, you may cast target instant or sorcery card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard without paying its mana cost. If that spell would be put into your graveyard, exile it instead.
 Earthenone: seifer can only do it when he does the damage
  LRRbot: Nature's Claim [G] | Instant | Destroy target artifact or enchantment. Its controller gains 4 life.
 accountmadeforants: @freshmaker__ I think I'm several layers of in-joke short on that one
 Marvoleath: @Lord_Hosk welp, we already have Sokrates and da Vinci
 TheDevil_Risen: Wheeler would 701.42c If an effect instructs a player to meld objects that can’t be melded, they stay in their current zone apply if cam ends up with both halfs?
 TheDevil_Risen: still working on my Judge certification
 Earthenone: you arent locked in to sacing if you dont like your mills
 Marvoleath: I believe Cam would be able to pay the 3BG, but nothing would happen
 Falannt: sac can be chosen after the milling.
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 benjamin_wheeler: don’t worry about it chat
  LRRbot: Clash of the Eikons [G] | Sorcery | Choose one or more — / • Target creature you control fights target creature an opponent controls. / • Remove a lore counter from target Saga you control. / • Put a lore counter on target Saga you control.
 TheDevil_Risen: @benjamin_wheeler i was genuinely interested 
drcthulu: it's fight
 TheBorzoi: @TheDevil_Risen I believe that would be the case but since Cam won't be the owner and only the controller, he won't have the option to pay the mana to meld them anyway.
  LRRbot: Bard's Bow [2G] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +2/+2, has reach, and is a Bard in addition to its other types. / Perseus's Bow — Equip {6}
 freshmaker__: @accountmadeforants So common pokemon challenge runs, called Nuzlockes, were named as such because of a fan comic where the author named their Nuzleaf, Locke, after the Lost character.
Ranakel: Ah, yes. Plus one plus Oh.
highelectricaltemperature: all of these mis
highelectricaltemperature: all of these small mistakes are making me feel better about my own rules knowledge
 accountmadeforants: @freshmaker__ Ah, that does explain a lot (I knew about Nuzleaf, but never understood where the Locke part came from)
 TheDevil_Risen: @TheBorzoi yeah that's what i thought, i've had a similar situation when playing my Angel's deck and the table agreed that my commander would end up in my command zone 
 Earthenone: that is a pretty kuja
  LRRbot: Kuja, Genome Sorcerer [2BR] (back: Trance Kuja, Fate Defied) | Legendary Creature — Human Mutant Wizard [3/4] | At the beginning of your end step, create a tapped 0/1 black Wizard creature token with "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this token deals 1 damage to each opponent." Then if you control four or more Wizards, transform Kuja.
 Marvoleath: ah, nvm, Vanille says own and control, so no trigger happens at all
 TheDevil_Risen: [the secret lair one with gisela]
 freshmaker__: @accountmadeforants yeha it's extremely obscure nuzlockes have been so far removed from the comic so i wasnt exactly expecting anyone to get it, but its a funny thing to put out into the world out of context.
  LRRbot: Vanille, Cheerful l'Cie [3G] (melds from: Fang, Fearless l'Cie; Ragnarok, Divine Deliverance) | Legendary Creature — Human Cleric [3/2] | When Vanille enters, mill two cards, then return a permanent card from your graveyard to your hand. / At the beginning of your first main phase, if you both own and control Vanille and a creature named Fang, Fearless l'Cie, you may pay {3}{B}{G}. If you do, exile them, then meld them into Ragnarok, Divine Deliverance.
 Kame89: That's a lot.of yext
 Marvoleath: Cheerfulussy?
  LRRbot: Fang, Fearless l'Cie [2B] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior [2/3] | Whenever one or more cards leave your graveyard, you draw a card and you lose 1 life. This ability triggers only once each turn.
 Nightecho06: The most cursed meld
 gualdhar: Ben Ulmer, are you going to a prom later this?
  LRRbot: Self-Destruct [1R] | Instant | Target creature you control deals X damage to any other target and X damage to itself, where X is its power.
 TheDevil_Risen: haha
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 TheDevil_Risen: Ben's deck is doing exactly what I hoped it would 
  LRRbot: Black Waltz No. 3 [2BR] | Legendary Creature — Wizard [2/2] | Flying, deathtouch / Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, Black Waltz No. 3 deals 2 damage to each opponent.
 Aceviru: We got the band together
theamc2000: Did anyone get a set of a card?
  LRRbot: Trance Kuja, Fate Defied (front: Kuja, Genome Sorcerer) | Legendary Creature — Avatar Wizard [4/6] | Flame Star — If a Wizard you control would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals double that damage instead.
 control_rig:  Kuja
Ranakel: So it's the lesbians versus the Trans Kuja
 TheDevil_Risen: yep Trance Kuja is amazing
Spades_Slicc: there might be fewer words on this side actually
 singinnonsense: so 10 damage per spell
 goombalax: I prefer Nightcore Kuja
 accountmadeforants: @freshmaker__ Honestly, I'm glad you did! 
 TheDevil_Risen:   
 Mr_Bitterness: Ooops all Fang and Vannille
 Veraphage: fang, fang, concede
Ranakel: The back and forth were so tense.
highelectricaltemperature:  fun match
 BrowneePointz: Can't wait for Cam to play 9 all the way through some day
 TheBorzoi: So Ben has 4 Fangs? That's the same amount of canines the average human has.
 BrowneePointz: French CATHOLIC Elves
 Earthenone: Frelf, for short?
 TheDevil_Risen: yeah
 BrowneePointz: Ishgardian Elves are
 TheDevil_Risen: Frelfs
 Mr_Bitterness: The Ishgardian Elezen are french yes
Ranakel: Also technically they're only elves on the first reflection of the world
 TheDevil_Risen: yep
Omnipotrevor: I was more thrown off that Guado count as elves
 BrowneePointz: Cuz they got clapped by robots
 TheDevil_Risen: but not from the moon
 BrowneePointz: aliens
 TheDevil_Risen: like the looloporrit
 BrowneePointz: the robots are aliens
 tehfewl: those dragons are also depressed
JDogg2K4: I wonder if Wheeler thinks this is a bit
 Mr_Bitterness: Except that's all a lie; the Dragoons were partners with dragons until the people got jealous
 KaleidoscopeMind: and then the fire nation attacked?
 Earthenone: then everything changed when the  robots attacked?
ztghostie: so the elves are quarians and the robots are geth, noted
Jadaris: I've never played 14, if I started from scratch today how much time would it take me to absorb all the lore / MSQ ?
TheTekkieman: "Flesh is weak" taken on the road.
 TheDevil_Risen: BEN
 Mr_Bitterness: The robots were people who turned themselves into robots then flew around the galaxy searching for opponents.
SuperWriterAndy: now tell him about kingdom heart lore
 TheDevil_Risen: hahahaha
 TheBorzoi: The current raids are basically wrestling matches
 Dog_of_Myth: Somewhere Jacob has words to say. 
  LRRbot: Blazing Bomb [R] | Creature — Elemental [1/1] | Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, if at least four mana was spent to cast it, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. / Blow Up — {T}, Sacrifice this creature: It deals damage equal to its power to target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.
 gualdhar: speaking of lore fight, Graham video when?
Ranakel: @Jadaris About ten minutes, give or take some months
 Mai_Andra: I think the robots were just moving from planet to planet, slaughtering anyone they found living there.
 accountmadeforants: The robots were really paranoid so they killed anything even remotely threatening
DoomBringerIL: so I’m to understand wheeler is the biggest FF fan ever yes?
  LRRbot: Fynn, the Fangbearer [1G] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior [1/3] | Deathtouch / Whenever a creature you control with deathtouch deals combat damage to a player, that player gets two poison counters.
 TheDevil_Risen: good bit
theamc2000: I think Sephoroth could own the God Emperor of 40k
  LRRbot: Prompto Argentum [1R] | Legendary Creature — Human Scout [2/2] | Haste / Selfie Shot — Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, if at least four mana was spent to cast it, create a Treasure token.
 TheBorzoi: That artwork makes it look like Larsa is Vayne. Vayne is actually the one standing behind the throne.
 Mai_Andra: Promptly Argentina
theamc2000: Azure tinted icon?
 TheDevil_Risen: @theamc2000 is he in the one winged angel form?
Ranakel: Prompto has no understanding of prompto
Jadaris: He's got big tromple, sir prompto
theamc2000: @thedevil_risen the god emperor has an angel form?
 TheBorzoi: Prompto Argentum is basically just latin for Quick Silver.
 betweenmyself: Kingdom Hearts is peak storytelling.  “This looks like a good place to find some ingredients!” 
  LRRbot: Captain Lannery Storm [2R] | Legendary Creature — Human Pirate [2/2] | Haste / Whenever Captain Lannery Storm attacks, create a Treasure token. / Whenever you sacrifice a Treasure, Captain Lannery Storm gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
WizardDanceParty: My favorite FF character is glarbo
 Earthenone: Dont belive ondores lies!
 accountmadeforants: @theamc2000 This reads like a comment straight out of and early 2000's forum and I love it.
 TheDevil_Risen: no, sephi in agel form vs the god emperor?
 Mr_Bitterness: The boys going on a road trip is fun; the rest of the story is pretty jank
theamc2000: @thedevil_risen if that helps my point then yes
 TheDevil_Risen: i don't think ordinary human sephi could get there
Ranakel: That game is very fun AS LONG as you come here for the road trip with the boys and NOT the plot about gods and ancient demons from the evil empire
Jadaris: Timothy and bimothy for me @wizarddanceparty
  LRRbot: Black Waltz No. 3 [2BR] | Legendary Creature — Wizard [2/2] | Flying, deathtouch / Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, Black Waltz No. 3 deals 2 damage to each opponent.
 Toxxick: 15 does have a fantastic, scene chewing villain that i wish was in a better game
 TheDevil_Risen: @theamc2000 hahaha 
theamc2000: @accountmadeforants Wheeler said we could argue lore
 BrowneePointz: Vivi's Shitty Baby Brother!
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 eye_h_bar: How's the limited environment so far
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  LRRbot: Seifer Almasy [3R] | Legendary Creature — Human Knight [3/4] | Whenever a creature you control attacks alone, it gains double strike until end of turn. / Fire Cross — Whenever Seifer Almasy deals combat damage to a player, you may cast target instant or sorcery card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard without paying its mana cost. If that spell would be put into your graveyard, exile it instead.
 Marvoleath: what happened to black waltz #1 and #2?
Ukon_Cairns: had fun driving the Regalia around doing... i assume 15 had a story... cant recall much of it, but im sure it occurred while i was driving from camp site to camp site catching fish.
 thraximore: @Marvoleath kaput
Ranakel: @Marvoleath There's actually an answer to that in the game
 Nightecho06: @Marvoleath "mist"
 TheDevil_Risen: well "failed"
 CodeIndigo: @Marvoleath blowed up real good
 BrowneePointz: They made 3 of them. I don't remember which order you fight them in @Marvoleath
 accountmadeforants: @theamc2000 Yes, exactly, and I think you aced the assignment.
  LRRbot: Summon: Magus Sisters [4G] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Faerie [5/5] | I, II, III — Choose one at random — / • Combine Powers! — Put three +1/+1 counters on target creature. / • Defense! — Put a shield counter on target creature. You gain 3 life. / • Fight! — This creature fights up to one target creature an opponent controls. / Haste
 TheDevil_Risen: Yes the Magus Sisters!
 bosqueofpines: Clive might have him beat
Ranakel: It's random!
 Earthenone: its random!
 Diabore: ben, choose at random
OranHexthief: seymore probably has a deeper v though
 TheDevil_Risen: Roll the dice!
Ranakel: You can't control the magus sisters
WizardDanceParty: Yeah Seymour definitely deepest v
 Diabore: pog
 SolarBlitz1: And it's on chapter 1
 Marvoleath: and it has haste
Ranakel: Wait the shield counter means they stay after the saga sac effect, I never thought of that!
 Marvoleath: @Ranakel it doesnt, sacrifice =/= destroy
  LRRbot: Queen Brahne [2R] | Legendary Creature — Human Noble [2/1] | Prowess / Whenever Queen Brahne attacks, create a 0/1 black Wizard creature token with "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this token deals 1 damage to each opponent."
Jadaris: Shield doesn't stop sacrifice @ranakel
tsunamishadow: @Ranakel They do?
 gualdhar: wife of Pinky
 TheDevil_Risen: sacrifice means they would still go
  LRRbot: Locke Cole [1UB] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue [2/3] | Deathtouch, lifelink / Whenever Locke Cole deals combat damage to a player, draw a card, then discard a card.
 TheDevil_Risen: shield only prevents damage and destroy
Ranakel: Oh. Makes more sense, though I clearly misunderstood some arena interactions then
 vinewood_og: I should call her
 Earthenone: i love how easy to read modern mtg cards are 
 CodeIndigo: blocke
ztghostie: damage
 Earthenone: i thought it was damage
 TheDevil_Risen: damage
theamc2000: damage both
 Nightecho06: just damage
 TheDevil_Risen: or destroy
 TheBorzoi: It's damage or destroy
 MegaDosX: Damage or destroy
JDogg2K4: 1 time indestruct I think
 hd_dabnado: i think its the next damage
Jadaris: !explain shield counters
 MegaDosX: And it goes away the first time it stops one
 TheDevil_Risen: it is no longer sheilded
 Marvoleath: any damage or destroy, yea
 Falannt: damage and destroy, yep, wheeler is right
highelectricaltemperature: is sac not a destroy effect tho?
 Diabore: these cards still very new
 TheBorzoi: Sacrifice is not destroy
highelectricaltemperature: aha, i was thinking of dies/death
 TheBorzoi: That's why you can sacrifice indestructible creatures
 Molator: sleep resolves, you are now tapped
 Revelia: Cam is playing 93 playground magic "these cards do what I want them to do"
  LRRbot: Fang, Fearless l'Cie [2B] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior [2/3] | Whenever one or more cards leave your graveyard, you draw a card and you lose 1 life. This ability triggers only once each turn.
 MrGibberish: What happens when you Regenerate a Saga Creature?
 TheDevil_Risen: hang on, it would stick as long as it never hits the 3rd chapter
 TheDevil_Risen: wouldn't it?
 Marvoleath: @MrGibberish nothing different then to normal creature, damage is removed, it's removed from combat and tapped
Bionull: One of these days they're gonna say no when Wheeler asks to read and then what?
Buxx345: it did though - each turn is a chapter
  LRRbot: Summoning Materia [2G] | Artifact — Equipment | You may look at the top card of your library any time. / As long as this Equipment is attached to a creature, you may cast creature spells from the top of your library. / Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has vigilance and "{T}: Add {G}." / Equip {2}
 narset6691: @TheDevil_Risen no each chapter uses a random ability, then after chapter 3 it sacs
 TheBorzoi: @MrGibberish Regenerate won't stop the sacrifice, if that's what you're getting at.
 TheDevil_Risen: ahh ok, so its still meta-progressing
 TheDevil_Risen: even though its random
 TheDevil_Risen: ill have to re read my copy of it 
 narset6691: @TheDevil_Risen saga rules say that it auto sacrifices after the last step resolves
 narset6691: although there are sagas that then transform instead
 narset6691: like from kamigawa neon dynasty, or march of the machine
  LRRbot: Light of Judgment [4R] | Instant | Light of Judgment deals 6 damage to target creature. Destroy up to one Equipment attached to that creature.
 MegaDosX: The Camswers
Skye_Stryke: The Saga sacrifice is a state based action so if you somehow make the Saga survive the sacrifice effect then it will just immediately try again until it succeeds I believe.
tappingurmom: Dammm
 accountmadeforants: Damn, that's just hateful
 TheBorzoi: Terra, Magical Adept blinks herself at the resolution of her final chapter.
 Aceviru: This is such a trigger intense set. Hats off to Wheeler for keeping up with everything.
 Falannt: go, cam! destroy ben!
 TheBorzoi: Same with Jill, Clive and Joshua
  LRRbot: Vanille, Cheerful l'Cie [3G] (melds from: Fang, Fearless l'Cie; Ragnarok, Divine Deliverance) | Legendary Creature — Human Cleric [3/2] | When Vanille enters, mill two cards, then return a permanent card from your graveyard to your hand. / At the beginning of your first main phase, if you both own and control Vanille and a creature named Fang, Fearless l'Cie, you may pay {3}{B}{G}. If you do, exile them, then meld them into Ragnarok, Divine Deliverance.
 Earthenone: overtapped by one incase it matters
 TheDevil_Risen: i guess you could still remove saga counters off it to make it stick around longer though (thinking of some of the dr who card shenans)
Bionull: The Vanille milles Vanille!
 MegaDosX: Mille Vanille
 TheBorzoi: @TheDevil_Risen You can do that. Garnet removes lore counters when she attacks, allowing you to keep your summons around longer.
 Earthenone: also clash of the eikons can remove or add lore counters in adition to fighting
  LRRbot: Summon: Magus Sisters [4G] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Faerie [5/5] | I, II, III — Choose one at random — / • Combine Powers! — Put three +1/+1 counters on target creature. / • Defense! — Put a shield counter on target creature. You gain 3 life. / • Fight! — This creature fights up to one target creature an opponent controls. / Haste
  LRRbot: Mysidian Elder [2R] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/3] | When this creature enters, create a 0/1 black Wizard creature token with "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this token deals 1 damage to each opponent."
 Falannt: its not a punch, its a fight.
 Marvoleath: @TheDevil_Risen one of the best Saga manipulators is Power Conduit, which can remove any counter at instant speed
 TheDevil_Risen: @TheBorzoi makes sense, yeah i thought "at random" meant it didn't track like a regular saga  but I guess it should given it still has a limit of (3) chapters
  LRRbot: Kain, Traitorous Dragoon [2B] | Legendary Creature — Human Knight [2/4] | Jump — During your turn, Kain has flying. / Whenever Kain deals combat damage to a player, that player gains control of Kain. If they do, you draw that many cards, create that many tapped Treasure tokens, then lose that much life.
 ContingentCat: !listen
  LRRbot: Chat? At this time of year?
  LRRbot: Summon: G.F. Cerberus [2RR] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Dog [3/3] | I — Surveil 1. / II — Double — When you next cast an instant or sorcery spell this turn, copy it. You may choose new targets for the copy. / III — Triple — When you next cast an instant or sorcery spell this turn, copy it twice. You may choose new targets for the copies.
 gualdhar: damn, we suck at Magic
 benjamin_wheeler: well it’s not just that
 benjamin_wheeler: but it doesn’t help
 TheDevil_Risen: hahaa
 Aceviru: haha
 TheDevil_Risen: thanks Ben
 TheDevil_Risen: 
 MegaDosX: !listen
  LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat.
  LRRbot: Fang, Fearless l'Cie [2B] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior [2/3] | Whenever one or more cards leave your graveyard, you draw a card and you lose 1 life. This ability triggers only once each turn.
ztghostie: 
tsunamishadow: LOL
 TheDevil_Risen: and BENBEN
 thraximore: 
 Wonderdoc: deserved for being rude to us 
 TheDevil_Risen: that was on a let's nope
 Aceviru: The bois strike again 
ztghostie: Really funny that he's finding out as table friend lol
 gualdhar: wait why is Wheeler judging twitch chat instead of the game
 TheDevil_Risen: if your wondering when wheeler 
  LRRbot: Zenos yae Galvus [3BB] (back: Shinryu, Transcendent Rival) | Legendary Creature — Human Noble Warrior [4/4] | My First Friend — When Zenos yae Galvus enters, choose a creature an opponent controls. Until end of turn, creatures other than Zenos yae Galvus and the chosen creature get −2/−2. / When the chosen creature leaves the battlefield, transform Zenos yae Galvus.
 TheBorzoi: @TheDevil_Risen The chapter that triggers is equal to the amount of lore counters when a lore counter is added so if it has 2 counters and you remove one, chapter 2 will trigger when it gets another despite chapter 2 already having triggered before.
 Marvoleath: rip them wizards
 Diabore: its your first friend ben
 ghizmou: brutal
JDogg2K4: oofa
 bosqueofpines: fwend
 Diabore: not enemy, friend
 MadWolf1290: including Ben's?
theamc2000: thunder magic
 MegaDosX: A test of your reflexes!
 gualdhar: damn, beefy bois on Ben's side
 TheDevil_Risen: @TheBorzoi yeah nah i get it, i pulled my copy out and it made more sense
 Wonderdoc: take cover chat
 TheDevil_Risen: 
 Molator: oh no. everybody run
 SolarBlitz1: Does include yours Ben, unsure if that affects the other two
 lamina5432: until the next time
 MegaDosX: !card zenos
  LRRbot: Zenos yae Galvus [3BB] (back: Shinryu, Transcendent Rival) | Legendary Creature — Human Noble Warrior [4/4] | My First Friend — When Zenos yae Galvus enters, choose a creature an opponent controls. Until end of turn, creatures other than Zenos yae Galvus and the chosen creature get −2/−2. / When the chosen creature leaves the battlefield, transform Zenos yae Galvus.
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/EagerTiredKangarooKAPOW-EgZ5alK5BRzrUUKZ
 Diabore: @SolarBlitz1 it does, but theyre a 2/3 and a 2/4
 MadWolf1290: @Diabore ah, thanks.  thought one was a 2/2
 Earthenone: im suprised ben dident make friends with cams gf, to get a large dragon 
 hd_dabnado: CHAOS
  LRRbot: Chaos, the Endless (front: Garland, Knight of Cornelia) | Legendary Creature — Demon [5/5] | Flying / When Chaos dies, put it on the bottom of its owner's library.
 hd_dabnado: ben you NEED to kill him
 TheDevil_Risen: honestly the FF cards are kinda wild
 TheDevil_Risen: and super cool too
highelectricaltemperature: whiffed on finding a spell that deals .6667 damage for exacties
 Diabore: i know it says endless, but i kicked chaos' ass last week
 accountmadeforants: Yeah this set is rad, and I don't have any super strong attachment to Final Fantasy
tsunamishadow: I was introduced to FF with Kingdom Hearts
theamc2000: good play Cam
 Diabore: oh heavens
 Gekyouryuu: I'm currently struggling to figure out what I cut from my Ur-Dragon deck to fit Summon: Bahamut
Desdae: I think choosing the Cerberus wins ben the game, righjt?
 BusTed: ggs
 Justherefortherewards: The dragoon had lifelink right (not that it would've mattered)
 Diabore: @Gekyouryuu that card
SpiritedChampignon: Well done Cam!
Ukon_Cairns: zenos vs saga creatures is real rad
 KWardJenx: Great games
 KWardJenx: Bravo Cam!
 TheDevil_Risen: thanks for the answers wheeler 
DakotaKobold: I want that BenBen foil
ztghostie: are you going to give them honorary partner?
 Wonderdoc: 600 gunk
 Falannt: should they have "partner with"? 
 Justherefortherewards: The gunk deck is legendary
 GasCityGaming: ugh, wish i was going this year!
 goombalax: your entire checked luggage is gunk tokens
 MegaDosX: Ben shows up with that long case from that one picture full of gunk cards
 TheDevil_Risen: hahahaha
Ukon_Cairns: gotta give the people what they want, even if they are wrong about wanting it
 TheDevil_Risen: appreciate you all 
 Falannt: who vs. who with tablewho?
huffboi1: @ukon_camm.irns
shushu2539: !break
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huffboi1: @falannt
huffboi1: Lm.
 Marvoleath: @Ukon_Cairns and that's why democracy is failing 
  Juliamon: oh wait, CYOA episode??
  Juliamon: hells yeah
 EMNetwork: why are we all fancy?
 gualdhar: wait why is everyone dressed up?!?!?
 definenull: look at these dapper folks 
 TheBorzoi: Hello 
 Mai_Andra: @gualdhar Decadence.
 BrowneePointz: I thought Jacob had Spnunenders for a second.
 korvys: How many Zidanes?
 KaleidoscopeMind: 4 zidanes
 MegaDosX: BW Stuff, definitely an underrated limited archetype
 BrowneePointz: it was a $1700 draft
 BrowneePointz: so they got stylish
Ukon_Cairns: when life hands you 3 zidanes
 goombalax: did you at least get a tax writeoff?
 Scy_Anide: Ya'll look nice
 calculated_uncertainties: Jacob is showing forearm. how scandalous
  Pharmacistjudge: you have all this formal wear why not wear it more often?
 definenull: $1700?!? jeebus
Riandisa: Everyone always looks so great
 Diabore: that town gohn
Sealtest: better question is why does everyone elses clothes fit correctly
 nymistrya: @BrowneePointz Oh my god thats the first time ive seen it written out that so gross
 BrowneePointz: yea, collector boxes are going for $840 atm
  LRRbot: Gohn, Town of Ruin | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}.
Sogheim: oh hey there's a Jacob!
highelectricaltemperature: cori is fresh from conning sammy l jackson out of $500K at the Delamo Shopping Center
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 BrowneePointz: oh yea yea i know yall got the product from WotC
  LRRbot: Reno and Rude [1B] | Legendary Creature — Human Assassin [2/1] | Menace / Whenever Reno and Rude deals combat damage to a player, exile the top card of that player's library. Then you may sacrifice another creature or artifact. If you do, you may play the exiled card this turn, and mana of any type can be spent to cast it.
 goombalax: Oversized suit is secret tech, its way more comfy
  LRRbot: Demon Wall [1B] | Artifact Creature — Demon Wall [3/3] | Defender / Menace / As long as this creature has a counter on it, it can attack as though it didn't have defender. / {5}{B}: Put two +1/+1 counters on this creature.
 MegaDosX: Defender and menace is a hilarious combination of keywords absent context
 nymistrya: @goombalax And more ways to hide cards that you can slip into your hand
 MegaDosX: Same reason Nylea doesn't
 control_rig: They're boneheads
 TheBorzoi: They should have screwed with players and had the creature types the other way around
 korvys: Did they make a card of the Hell House?
  LRRbot: Exdeath, Void Warlock [1BG] (back: Neo Exdeath, Dimension's End) | Legendary Creature — Spirit Warlock [3/3] | When Exdeath enters, you gain 3 life. / At the beginning of your end step, if there are six or more permanent cards in your graveyard, transform Exdeath.
JDogg2K4: Not a treefolk, whole set is ruined
 GasCityGaming: skelly archer isn't the best shot i imagine, lacking eye and all
 Dog_of_Myth: @korvys Sadly no
 MegaDosX: Some of these character names in Final Fantasy, I just can't deal with them
 MegaDosX: Exdeath, really?
 TheBorzoi: So we have a wall versus a tree
 lamina5432: it got a bit bigger then moves toward you
 foopoiuyt: What is it now?
 corpocracy: It has done that a few times on stream
  LRRbot: Vincent, Vengeful Atoner [2R] | Legendary Creature — Assassin [3/3] | Menace / Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on Vincent. / Chaos — Whenever Vincent deals combat damage to an opponent, it deals that much damage to each other opponent if Vincent's power is 7 or greater.
highelectricaltemperature: @megadosx i've heard a theory that it was meant to be "exodus" but they transliterated the katakana wrong
 BrowneePointz: Atoner!? I hardly Know 'er!
Ukon_Cairns: i wonder if it played for the 2nd and also the 3rd life gain, although i did see a green 17 in the prior round
 TheBorzoi: Cori has a very menacing board state
  LRRbot: Eden, Seat of the Sanctum | Land — Town | {T}: Add {C}. / {5}, {T}: Mill two cards. Then you may sacrifice this land. When you do, return another target permanent card from your graveyard to your hand.
emitt_nervend: Are table friends opponents?
 Earthenone: table fiends are oponents at least 
 BrowneePointz: @MegaDosX 5 is silly. Exdeath, Gilgamesh, the main hero is named Bartz
  LRRbot: Clash of the Eikons [G] | Sorcery | Choose one or more — / • Target creature you control fights target creature an opponent controls. / • Remove a lore counter from target Saga you control. / • Put a lore counter on target Saga you control.
 TheBorzoi: Vincent isn't in Dissidia. He was in Opera Omnia though.
 BrowneePointz: Fat Load of Bupkis is my favorite Yddish Sum 41 cover song Jacob
 MegaDosX: Sick, free sac outlet
  LRRbot: Blazing Bomb [R] | Creature — Elemental [1/1] | Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, if at least four mana was spent to cast it, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. / Blow Up — {T}, Sacrifice this creature: It deals damage equal to its power to target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.
  LRRbot: Danitha Capashen, Paragon [2W] | Legendary Creature — Human Knight [2/2] | First strike, vigilance, lifelink / Aura and Equipment spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
Ranakel: Remember, if Reno and Rude knock at your door, ask them if they have a warrant and if not just say no
 TheBorzoi: I find it funny that Squall is the leader of the FF7 crew in the Kingdom hearts games.
Spades_Slicc: idea: Temur Sagas trying to cast Clash of the Eikons as many times as possible using Trepe, Songcrafter Mage, and the red 4 drop that puts an instant or sorcery back in your hand
 Cptasparagus: Dani Cabbageshins
 MegaDosX: Cori has brought excellent energy today, I love it
 BrowneePointz: Um, you mean Leon?  @TheBorzoi
 Earthenone: @BrowneePointz i was typing the same joke 
  LRRbot: Blitzball Shot [1G] | Instant | Target creature gets +3/+3 and gains trample until end of turn.
 Diabore: and cori take 1
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DirtyStrangeWallabyNomNom-6OoyqJj0siJIJ0ij
 MegaDosX: Wall was a 3/3, what was the bomb thing?
 BrowneePointz: Wakka finally doing something of value and it only took 24 years
Skye_Stryke: Should do 1 to Cori and get a Reno trigger yeah?
 MegaDosX: Yeah one should have trampled over
  LRRbot: Summoning Materia [2G] | Artifact — Equipment | You may look at the top card of your library any time. / As long as this Equipment is attached to a creature, you may cast creature spells from the top of your library. / Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has vigilance and "{T}: Add {G}." / Equip {2}
 BrowneePointz: Hi Mom. Bye Mom
  LRRbot: Venat, Heart of Hydaelyn [1WW] (back: Hydaelyn, the Mothercrystal) | Legendary Creature — Elder Wizard [3/3] | Whenever you cast a legendary spell, draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn. / Hero's Sundering — {7}, {T}: Exile target nonland permanent. Transform Venat. Activate only as a sorcery.
Ukon_Cairns: thanks chat
 MegaDosX: I mean, it's also getting rid of bombs that Cori now can't play against you
 Earthenone: rod is one cheaper
  LRRbot: Black Mage's Rod [1B] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +1/+0, has "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent," and is a Wizard in addition to its other types. / Equip {3}
 Earthenone: right?
 MegaDosX: Rod is indeed one cheaper
 BrowneePointz: He doesn't wanna hurt Mom
 BrowneePointz: but instead he yeeted Mom into the void
 MegaDosX: I sympathise
  LRRbot: Gigantoad [3G] | Creature — Frog [4/4] | As long as you control seven or more lands, this creature gets +2/+2.
 GasCityGaming: What is the heart but and abdomen-brain?
 MegaDosX: All I hear is a bass boosted "ribbit" when I see that card name
  LRRbot: Choco-Comet [XRR] | Sorcery | Choco-Comet deals X damage to any target. / Create a 2/2 green Bird creature token with "Whenever a land you control enters, this token gets +1/+0 until end of turn."
 BrowneePointz: It's okay Jacob you're just doing Bozja Fates
 BrowneePointz: you're used to the Choco Meteors at this point
 Marvoleath: those wings, too hot for the frog
  LRRbot: The Earth Crystal [2GG] | Legendary Artifact | Green spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. / If one or more +1/+1 counters would be put on a creature you control, twice that many +1/+1 counters are put on that creature instead. / {4}{G}{G}, {T}: Distribute two +1/+1 counters among one or two target creatures you control.
   LoadingReadyRun: in another context "choco-comet" sounds delicious
Ukon_Cairns: i mean, it still might be
 TheDevil_Risen: @LoadingReadyRun haha not sure whos on the account but i agree
 Earthenone: chocobos were named after a candy company if i remember right, they probobly are
 dumbo3k: @LoadingReadyRun Sounds like an excellent Ben & Jerry's Final Fantasy Themed ice cream
Spades_Slicc: Is choco comet like buldak?
  LRRbot: Lightning, Army of One [1RW] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [3/2] | First strike, trample, lifelink / Stagger — Whenever Lightning deals combat damage to a player, until your next turn, if a source would deal damage to that player or a permanent that player controls, it deals double that damage instead.
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elgenericosfavoriteorphan: @Earthenone not a company, but a specific candy bar, but yes
 TheDevil_Risen: here chat, have some subs
 BrowneePointz: and for non ff14 fans, there's a zone with a world event that shows up where you have to fight a Red Chocobo. It ROUTINELY just slaughters every raid party.
Ranakel: I want an "have fun doing a turn" button now
  LRRbot: Summoner's Grimoire [3G] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature is a Shaman in addition to its other types and has "Whenever this creature attacks, you may put a creature card from your hand onto the battlefield. If that card is an enchantment card, it enters tapped and attacking." / Abraxas — Equip {3}
Spades_Slicc: Lallafel are potato?
mjiig: Does the double damage effect on lightning double the combat damage lightning does to trigger it?
 TheBorzoi: It's only tapped and attacking if it's an Enchantment creature. Regular creatures are just put on the battlefield.
  LRRbot: Summoning Materia [2G] | Artifact — Equipment | You may look at the top card of your library any time. / As long as this Equipment is attached to a creature, you may cast creature spells from the top of your library. / Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has vigilance and "{T}: Add {G}." / Equip {2}
 BrowneePointz: for folks that don't get the potato joke, Lalafel showed up in 11 as the Tarutaru, with Taru being a play on Taro, or Potato
 BrowneePointz: hence, Lalafel are potatos
Spades_Slicc: Has Jacob looked at the top card of his library yet?
 definenull: thank you for the context
 BrowneePointz: also Popoto is the in universe word for Potato, and is a lalafel compliant name
 BrowneePointz: (they have short syllabic repetitive rhyming names)
  LRRbot: Sidequest: Hunt the Mark [3BB] (back: Yiazmat, Ultimate Mark) | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, destroy up to one target creature. / At the beginning of your end step, if a creature died under an opponent's control this turn, create a Treasure token. Then if you control three or more Treasures, transform this enchantment.
Ukon_Cairns: @mjiig no*, but it would double the damage of the rest of your creatures combat damage (unless they have first strike)
 Earthenone: lightning staggers so 15 yeah 
 definenull: oh no
mjiig: @Ukon_Cairns Makes sense, thanks (and thanks for pointing out first strike which I had missed)
DakotaKobold: Jacob is best. I love Jacob 
 BrowneePointz: look 13 is a mess but she's an ABSOLUTE Badass
 TheBorzoi: Give lightning double strike and stack the double damage effects.
 definenull: it is a mtg card printed in 2025 for sure
 BrowneePointz: Lightning is like if Cloud had a personality!
Ukon_Cairns: @mjiig give her double strike tho, hit for 3, then 6, then throw a bolt for 12
 Diabore: one of them was even good!
 lamina5432: what no there were onlt 2
 goombalax: you can build a lot of things out of a plank of wood
Durzo_Blint_: What's with the suits?
Driskus: Lightning doesn't have personality though
Ranakel: Tri-ace my beloved working on that
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 freshmaker__: 13 with its 2 hour tutorial just bored me to tears.
 definenull: we're not counting x-2?
Ranakel: It took me until the XIII-2 summary of the XIII plot to understand what an L'cie was
atlr: Happy day, zed
 TheBorzoi: FF XIII-2 was too easy, IMO. Part of the fun in the combat of XIII was having to think about party roles but XIII-2 removed that part with the Cross and Triangle options
 ThirdGames: I love X-2
 Mai_Andra: 13-4 is just 15, with the names changed.
letsbelgo: @Durzo_Blint_ its a very expensive draft
Ukon_Cairns: playing thru 13 right now, a bit odd having to read the ingame synopsis along side playing the game, along with it being kinda repetitive
mjiig: @Ukon_Cairns Superb flavour, and ruin someone's day, what more could you want
  Pywodwagon: x-2 has the best job/combat system of the whole series, it just has a nonsense story
 Andymonium: X-2 gave us Gun Mage, this value cannot be overstated
Driskus: Xiii does such a terrible job of actually explaining what anything means or what things are. Fal'cie and l'cie are never explained and yet they expect you to just go along with it
 TheBorzoi: There was originally supposed to be 2 versions of FF X-2. One where Rikku is the protaganist and follows her. There was going to be more parts when they split up.
  LRRbot: Cecil, Dark Knight [B] (back: Cecil, Redeemed Paladin) | Legendary Creature — Human Knight [2/3] | Deathtouch / Darkness — Whenever Cecil deals damage, you lose that much life. Then if your life total is less than or equal to half your starting life total, untap Cecil and transform it.
 definenull: I need to get back to x-2, i'm really not used to non-turn-based combat
JDogg2K4: 10-2 has a bunch of good things going for it. Fun music, the main plot points are good, best combat system they've done. But the connective tissue between the main plot points is rough, and I do not care for the 100% ending.
 BrowneePointz: yea...13 was when they got REAL bad at Proper Noun Barrage
  LRRbot: Black Mage's Rod [1B] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +1/+0, has "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent," and is a Wizard in addition to its other types. / Equip {3}
Spades_Slicc: What if we gave Cecil lifelink?
 korvys: I guess it thought he was still at 0? so 18 is "+18"
 TheBorzoi: @JDogg2K4 The battle system is really fun. I feel like they could modify it to be character swaps instead of job changes if they ever re-use it.
 BrowneePointz: the heroes each have 3 jobs in the art
 dumbo3k: @Spades_Slicc I believe then we deal damage, gain life, and then triggered ability take damage
 singinnonsense: It seems it doesn't reset properly between rounds
Driskus: 10-2 also has a ton of missable content which made little me real sad when I looked up a guide halfway through the game to try and get a dress sphere I no longer could get
 KeytarCat: @korvys but the popup was +13!
 Earthenone: the heroes need 3 jobs, housing is so expensive
JDogg2K4: @TheBorzoi Yeah, I could see it work that way too, but the job system in general is just great, so never sad to see that too
theamc2000: I think it’s the same dude
Ukon_Cairns: @Driskus yeh, reading the in game codex and having it sumarize cutscenes but mention motivation that in no way was portrayed in those cutscenes 
 singinnonsense: jabob was at 5 last game and 5+13 is 18
 BrowneePointz: lol that got me Graham
  LRRbot: Vincent, Vengeful Atoner [2R] | Legendary Creature — Assassin [3/3] | Menace / Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on Vincent. / Chaos — Whenever Vincent deals combat damage to an opponent, it deals that much damage to each other opponent if Vincent's power is 7 or greater.
Ukon_Cairns: wow 14 suddenly got real and sad
 BrowneePointz: Cori is slow rolling the blowout on the flip I can feel it
 KeytarCat: @Ukon_Cairns I'd love to read a novel, but they put GAME in it!
 definenull: oh no
 TheBorzoi: Is Cori missing a victory pip?
  LRRbot: Lightning, Army of One [1RW] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [3/2] | First strike, trample, lifelink / Stagger — Whenever Lightning deals combat damage to a player, until your next turn, if a source would deal damage to that player or a permanent that player controls, it deals double that damage instead.
Ukon_Cairns: '
 BrowneePointz: I still love that Lightning's real name is Claire...as in the French Word for Lightning
Ukon_Cairns: Lightning returns? i thought they skipped the sequels
JDogg2K4: Don't get ahead of yourself, only 1 pip for now
 definenull: the only time you want to be given a PIP... 
  LRRbot: Exdeath, Void Warlock [1BG] (back: Neo Exdeath, Dimension's End) | Legendary Creature — Spirit Warlock [3/3] | When Exdeath enters, you gain 3 life. / At the beginning of your end step, if there are six or more permanent cards in your graveyard, transform Exdeath.
 TheBorzoi: Her other version "Lone commando" also makes other creatures better and does nothing by herself
CamoYuki: Did they name Cori Steel Cutter after Cori?
 Gekyouryuu: they named Cori after Cori Steel Cutter
 definenull: that would have been a very good name too
theamc2000: Cori , the steel cutter
 couchboyj: Swift Monastery Spear works a bit better
OmegaPlatinum: Woulda named it swift spear of the monastary
Ukon_Cairns: considering neither player is in UW, i imagine this game will be Hopeless
Spades_Slicc: they should've called it the Swift Monastery Spear
  LRRbot: Zell Dincht [2R] | Legendary Creature — Human Monk [0/3] | You may play an additional land on each of your turns. / Zell Dincht gets +1/+0 for each land you control. / At the beginning of your end step, return a land you control to its owner's hand.
  LRRbot: Tonberry [B] | Creature — Salamander Horror [2/1] | This creature enters tapped with a stun counter on it. / Chef's Knife — During your turn, this creature has first strike and deathtouch.
theamc2000: Zatch Bekl
 definenull: an eepy stabby turtle thingy
 MegaDosX: "And then he /stabs you/, and then you die"
 ThirdGames: I always said Dinkt
 MegaDosX: Zell triggers end of turn btw
 freshmaker__: let zell say dincht
 TheBorzoi: I think it's pronounced "Dinkt" as it's supposed to be a German based surname and they always pronounce ch as k
JDogg2K4: Should've given him the stuffy doll ability. Needs a karma/everyone's grudge
  LRRbot: Bard's Bow [2G] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +2/+2, has reach, and is a Bard in addition to its other types. / Perseus's Bow — Equip {6}
Spades_Slicc: Jobs elect what?
 Earthenone: bards GUN
 BrowneePointz: Hrothgar! The Best!
 BrowneePointz: (He says as a FemHroth)
 gualdhar: what have you got there, bard? "A GUN!" NO!
Sogheim: is this the second set with guns or were there guns in Thunder Junction?
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JDogg2K4: I don't think there were guns in thunder junction
 BrowneePointz: If you look at any of the Machinist Art they actually do a very pointed job of NOT showing the gun @Sogheim
Spades_Slicc: @Sogheim Thunder Junction had fantasy rifles but alaborn cavalier has a pistol
 Earthenone: i dont know if it has a gun but slick shot show off exists and that implies guns at the least
 TheDevil_Risen: no i don't believe their was guns in thunder junction, only the 40k commander decks
 TheDevil_Risen: and now FF
  LRRbot: Vincent Valentine [2BB] (back: Galian Beast) | Legendary Creature — Assassin [2/2] | Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, put a number of +1/+1 counters on Vincent Valentine equal to that creature's power. / Whenever Vincent Valentine attacks, you may transform it.
JDogg2K4: and portal 2nd somethingorother
 RatherLargeToad: And the. he chokes on a hot dog
 hidingbox: Stop! Stop! He’s already dead!
 BrowneePointz: well you see one is from 7 paul, and the other is from Dirge of Cerberus
 Lord_Hosk: Nightmares? or... sweaty dreams?
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 definenull: so many belts, but as much as Lulu
 BrowneePointz: the difference being one REALLY likes to listen to Gackt
zombub: Thunder Junction had gun shaped magic sticks that shot lightning that were legally distinct from guns
 ArmstrongRGM96X: Cecil, Exdeath, and the struggle to survive while staring down the barrel of a main set Vincent...I'm reminded of my prerelease
Sogheim: I'm still upset Portal 2 is just an island in Dominaria that no one visits
 Earthenone: if you let 5 past dosent cicil kill you?
 Dog_of_Myth: !card cecil
  LRRbot: Did you mean: Cecil, Dark Knight; Cecil, Redeemed Paladin; Cecily, Haunted Mage
 MegaDosX: !card cecil, dark knight
  LRRbot: Cecil, Dark Knight [B] (back: Cecil, Redeemed Paladin) | Legendary Creature — Human Knight [2/3] | Deathtouch / Darkness — Whenever Cecil deals damage, you lose that much life. Then if your life total is less than or equal to half your starting life total, untap Cecil and transform it.
 MegaDosX: When Cecil deals damage
JDogg2K4: Jacob's right
 definenull: oops
 MegaDosX: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 TheBorzoi: If Cecil survived, he would have also transformed.
 Earthenone: hoisted on your own pikkard
 TheDevil_Risen: what p/t is the hero?
  LRRbot: Cecil, Redeemed Paladin (front: Cecil, Dark Knight) | Legendary Creature — Human Knight [4/4] | Lifelink / Protect — Whenever Cecil attacks, other attacking creatures gain indestructible until end of turn.
 Commodore_Perry_GG: Hold on State Based Effects, we gotta transform....ok let's go
JDogg2K4: oof
 Dog_of_Myth: Ooooof
 definenull: Magic: the Gathering
Spades_Slicc: Always look but never care
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 hidingbox: I mean it matters not
 TheDevil_Risen: GGs Cori and Jacob
Ukon_Cairns: magic the gathering 
 TheDevil_Risen: thanks Graham!
theamc2000: Jacob was an encounter 
 TheDevil_Risen: ya'll looking dapper!
JDogg2K4: Everyone's dressed to the nines
shushu2539: !break
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magentajune: Dressed for IX?
 KeytarCat: @magentajune Treno does have a glitzy auction house
 TheBorzoi: People forget that Kuja owns that auction house.
 Earthenone: the tifa deck is very fun on mtga, i somehow have hit for over 200 yet dont have the achevment for swinging with a creature over 21 power because of when i have been doubling 
 TheBorzoi: @Earthenone Through a combination of +1/+1 counters on landfall and her own doubling, I managed to get Tifa to just over 1,500 power in a single turn in Brawl.
 Earthenone: @TheBorzoi nice, my over 200 hit was from having two ordeal of nyleas going off 
 definenull: oh my this is a stacked week of LRR content
 TheBorzoi: Does arena have any cards that can prevent you from sacrificing stuff?
 definenull: !card tamiyo, collector
  LRRbot: Tamiyo, Collector of Tales [2GU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Tamiyo [5] | Spells and abilities your opponents control can't cause you to discard cards or sacrifice permanents. / [+1]: Choose a nonland card name, then reveal the top four cards of your library. Put all cards with the chosen name from among them into your hand and the rest into your graveyard. / [−3]: Return target card from your graveyard to your hand.
 TheBorzoi: @definenull I need to stop the sacrifice from my own ability. Specifically from Terra, Magical Adepts chapters 1-3 so I can keep copies of my summons for more than just the turn.
Solo_Support: one day 😔
 Xerodin: SPECIAL GUEST JOHN CENA
 ThirdGames: Horse joke time?
 gualdhar: oh no not the horse joke
superdude097: Wheeler dressed to the nines I see
whitefirecomix: oh no
 Xafty: oh no\
whitefirecomix: IT BEGINS
 definenull: @TheBorzoi not that I know of, but there are cheeky things you can do like countering the sacrifice ability, or phasing the tokens out with the sacrifice on the stack
Solo_Support: bojack horseman
 Molator: ahhhh
 RatherLargeToad: at least it’s not a horse
 Dog_of_Myth: Oh Yes!!
 TheNerdWonder: oh no
 ThorSokar: oh noooooooo
 TotallyNotaBeholder: I'll be back in an hour to catch the punchline
 lamina5432: it's actually been a bit since I've heard this joke
 Simonark: Can Draw Out Horses Club
 vinewood_og: Ahhh brevity
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 anti_negative_: ive never seen an animal or human tho peepoSad
   LoadingReadyRun:  Which Final Fantasy is this?
Spades_Slicc: Assign an animal to fill Jesus' role
JDogg2K4: so like animal farm
theamc2000: if I take a nap I will wake up at the punchline
 Tiber727: This feels like a very Norm MacDonald joke.
Khalstrom: The Flinstones?
  QuixoticScrivener: Richard Scary?
 korvys: A busy busy world
 anti_negative_: a world filled with fingers
 Mr_Bitterness: Zootopia?
Solo_Support: sad horse show
 korvys: Are there also non-sentient animals?
 niccus: i think this is crystal chronicles
 anti_negative_: ok so animals but no alcohol 
   LoadingReadyRun: Setting the Thespian Stage for the dark depths
whitefirecomix: oh god they're working together
DaxStrife: I didn't know the Wheeler Horse Joke had a sequel.
 Molator: goodthing were being succinct
 anti_negative_: Alcohorse
 niccus: oh wait no this is chocobo mystery dungeon
 Shurtal: I say, Neigh
Solo_Support: \
 gualdhar: this better be in the clip review in its entirety
 anti_negative_: 1 - a world with humanoid animal
DoomBringerIL: I feel like those Facebook videos that goes for 10 min of a guy doing something and the cameraman is like “omg!! It’s gonna b amazing”
 definenull: 
 definenull: good call, Jacob
 TheNerdWonder: Jacob wants no part of this. He has learned
 anti_negative_: i live next to a rooster and he never shuts up
 Earthenone: short albino chocobos
Sealtest: why did he go right to sexy
 TheDevil_Risen: heya wheeler, cori!
 HadesLeprechaun: "they're not sexy" is apparently the differentiating part between anthro and furry
 definenull: well the alcoholic horse prob shouldn't drive...
 anti_negative_: so if a horse is drunk and running can i give him a DUI
 anti_negative_: speaking as a police Llama in this situation
ajymx5: so are we talking like zootopia style world?
shushu2539: is this a joke or a novel?
 definenull: yes
DoomBringerIL: I forgot the setup… can u start over? @LoadingReadyRun
flouncy_magooo: I missed some parts of the joke, can we restart it?
 gualdhar: does a mouse pay the same amount as a horse for dinner?
Qarlo2112: Kathleen, save us!
 anti_negative_: ok so a soup but its beer
   LoadingReadyRun: @flouncy_magooo just hold on, it will come around again
 vinewood_og: "Is there a gas leak?" - Adam
 hypperstar2280: What am I listening to. This is great
 CanPlayGames: what the Bus is going on?
MasonzeroGaming: if you look up "vamping" in the dictionary this clip comes up
 ThirdGames: This is the perfect pairing for this joke
 anti_negative_: beer battered soup, but hold the batter
 NotCainNorAbel: Cori is playing this game very well
Spades_Slicc: Horse soup sounds pretty good
 TheNerdWonder: I hear Duck Soup is quite good
JDogg2K4: Can someone clarify with Wheeler if there's humans in this world?
 anti_negative_: drink AND beverage
DoomBringerIL: Cori is A+ crowd
 NotCainNorAbel: Does it have an effect on entertainment?
 OldUncleDan: If these animals aren't anthro, then how do you have industry?  Sophisticated Tool Use is going to be a problem with the lack of manual fine dexterity.
 Redbassist: 
Spades_Slicc: For those just tuning in Wheeler is describing the world building of Beastars 
  QuixoticScrivener: I would like to fund and Wheeler’s Netflix pitch.
 definenull: PFFT
 anti_negative_: they have french but no english 
 RatherLargeToad: Which shard of FF14 is this?
 Diabore: im sorry i got distracted, can you start over?
DoomBringerIL: is Kathleen walking to work ?
 spurius: does the chicken speak english, french or chicken?
 OldUncleDan: Coupes?  Are they mobile homes?
superdude097: I hope Kathleen has actually been ready for a while now and is just letting it run
whitefirecomix: stories with footnotes explaining the lore are always the most compelling
 anti_negative_: Coop is slang for the projects
 korvys: Only when the chickens rise up against the government
 definenull: but not a car
 TheNerdWonder: would not be surprised if she's just giggling in the friend zone
Solo_Support: I zoned out, can we start over?
 spurius: do the chickens have guns?
 ArmstrongRGM96X: @superdude097 Honestly that's what my money's on. Agent of chaos and all
 Cartographers_Ink: Kathleen grand ententrance ?
shushu2539: if they speak french, they are called maisons?
 NotCainNorAbel: calling it: Kathleen walks in just before the punch line
 Gekyouryuu: A ranch house or a mansion
 ContingentCat: Hi kathleen
DoomBringerIL: redemption ?
 OldUncleDan: @NotCainNorAbel Punch line?  Aren't you optimistic!
 definenull: i love this round of broken telephone
 Diabore: i didnt know kathleen had a tattoo
  Graham_LRR: I no longer have the mic
 SnackPak_: that was a good entrance
  Graham_LRR: just to clarify
 NotCainNorAbel: @OldUncleDan I'm trying something out.
 Mr_Bitterness: Great dress, Kathleen!
 anti_negative_: Katthleen all business
 ThirdGames: I love that dress!
 calculated_uncertainties: @Diabore She's also talked about having one on her ribs.
 anti_negative_: are they people or are they elves
 Strebenherz: Freya! 
 calculated_uncertainties: 100
 Underachiever28: everyone should be wearing gowns and tuxedoes. feels appropriate for a collector draft
 anti_negative_: like a goku...
Valtzcat: YO I LOVE LRR!!!!
Valtzcat: so happy to see a booster draft finally.
 definenull: 
McMenno: smh graham
 anti_negative_: he was on a roll
 ArmstrongRGM96X: We have been well occupied
 anti_negative_: we didnt even get canon characters yet
 anti_negative_: just world building
 Strebenherz:   
 RealGamerCow: The cori/jacob match did go pretty quickly
  QuixoticScrivener: I still need a punchline.
 goombalax: start the story from the beginning for everyone just arriving
 Falannt: But the chicken...
 OldUncleDan: The punch line is that there was never a punch line.
 anti_negative_: in a world....world everyone is a collector booster...one man
JDogg2K4: No play boosters, only collector boosters
 korvys: The expensive ones are Collecter's Roosters
DoomBringerIL: wait… wheeler is playing WITH sleeves?!? How?!
 rosesmcgee: Eugh
theamc2000: did anyone get any crystal shards
 TheDevil_Risen: Wheeler's Magic Monday
 anti_negative_: wheeler is here to give the trippers a bad trip
 anti_negative_: XD
 SnackPak_: no deal
 gualdhar: I saw an LGS friend at a grocery store and we were both weirded out
 anti_negative_: LMAO
 TheDevil_Risen: I don't mind getting terrorised by wheeler
 avjamethyst: and at thanksgiving dinner
shushu2539: i missed what happened with the chicken in the living room
 Mr_Bitterness: Some folks might be into that
 nevyn666: what are their deck names. im so lost
  LRRbot: Torgal, A Fine Hound [1G] | Legendary Creature — Wolf [2/2] | Whenever you cast your first Human creature spell each turn, that creature enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it for each Dog and/or Wolf you control. / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
DoomBringerIL: I watched this stream once while on shrooms… big mistake
rogerivany: I didn't realize that Kathleen had a tattoo.
  LRRbot: Paladin's Arms [2W] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +2/+1, has ward {1}, and is a Knight in addition to its other types. / Lightbringer and Hero's Shield — Equip {4}
superdude097: With ward 1!
  Juliamon: paladin's big, beefy arms
 TheBorzoi: It also has Ward 1
 TheDevil_Risen: Ward 1!
theamc2000: Yay
  LRRbot: Crystal Fragments [W] (back: Summon: Alexander) | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1. / {5}{W}{W}: Exile this Equipment, then return it to the battlefield transformed under its owner's control. Activate only as a sorcery. / Equip {1}
theamc2000: Crystal Fragments!!
 Strebenherz: A fine hound!
Valtzcat: YO JILL
  LRRbot: Jill, Shiva's Dominant [2U] (back: Shiva, Warden of Ice) | Legendary Creature — Human Noble Warrior [2/2] | When Jill enters, return up to one other target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. / {3}{U}{U}, {T}: Exile Jill, then return it to the battlefield transformed under its owner's control. Activate only as a sorcery.
  Pywodwagon: that dog has a rock
 Earthenone: is jills nickname going to be Woman of war?
 Falannt: decknames?
 TheDevil_Risen: Fenrir?
Valtzcat: pokemon universes beyond when?
  LRRbot: Summon: Choco/Mog [2W] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Bird Moogle [3/3] | I, II, III, IV — Stampede! — Other creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.
 TheDevil_Risen: Wark! Kupo!
 EMNetwork: Actually Jill's dog
 anti_negative_: monka
Deeehm: Torgal is Jill's dog
aerohydra: actually jill's dog
  LRRbot: Summon: Titan [3GG] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Giant [7/7] | I — Mill five cards. / II — Return all land cards from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped. / III — Until end of turn, another target creature you control gains trample and gets +X/+X, where X is the number of lands you control. / Reach, trample
 Strebenherz: under the rock, under the rock, titan!
Valtzcat: torgal is A dog
aquilonare: both are true
Deeehm: Clive is just borrowing Torgal
 anti_negative_: o7 to that auracite
 TheBorzoi: Torgal is technically Clive's dog but spent way more time with Jill when they were kids
 Earthenone: i like that titan has Reample and ramps you
 anti_negative_: LOL
 Mr_Bitterness: @Strebenherz Or as my ears hear it "Babubada babubada babudaba TITAN!"
Aaahop: basically yugioh cards
 anti_negative_: i thought play design was supposed to minimize words on new cards 
 Marvoleath: There is apparently more legends in this set than in all of Ravnica sets all together (including MKM)
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 Strebenherz: dang demonfire, noice
  LRRbot: Slash of Light [1W] | Instant | Slash of Light deals damage equal to the number of creatures you control plus the number of Equipment you control to target creature.
 goombalax: literally playing Fortnite rn
 TheDevil_Risen: YUNA!
  LRRbot: Yuna, Hope of Spira [3GW] | Legendary Creature — Human Cleric [3/5] | During your turn, Yuna and enchantment creatures you control have trample, lifelink, and ward {2}. / At the beginning of your end step, return up to one target enchantment card from your graveyard to the battlefield with a finality counter on it.
 WiJohn: Uh oh
 Mr_Bitterness: @Marvoleath There's more legends in this set than in Dominaria, the legends set. Traxos is better in this set than his original set.
 Earthenone: ooh yuna odin combo time
 Strebenherz: oh no
  LRRbot: Summon: Primal Odin [4BB] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Knight [5/3] | I — Gungnir — Destroy target creature an opponent controls. / II — Zantetsuken — This creature gains "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player loses the game." / III — Hall of Sorrow — Draw two cards. Each player loses 2 life.
theamc2000: I want crystal fragments
 TheBorzoi: Al-Fih-No
  Juliamon: reminder: enforcing one pronunciation means you have to enforce all of them, including Tidus
 Strebenherz: PFFT
 gualdhar: its ok, not everyone has played 14, despite the amazing free trial
Aaahop: ohh it has trample cause yuna wow
 MegaDosX: I wonder how many people will lose limited games to Odin
 MegaDosX: Besides Kathleen 
theamc2000: the stall for time was good
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Skye_Stryke: Oof Yuna Odin is a rough combo
JDogg2K4: I'm waiting to hear more about that drunk horse
 Marvoleath: !horsejoke
 freshmaker__: I did win a prerelease game with Odin, thanks to Dion who makes knights fly.
 Strebenherz: Hey Kathleen, it's worth the wait to watch you play, don't sweat it
aquilonare: Torgal, famously the dog of Joshua from ff xvi
 Earthenone: yuna odin is indeed a standard deck
 MegaDosX: The one prerelease I've been to, I wound up in UW just because that's where all my good cards were and I enjoyed the deck
 gualdhar: look, we totally understand why everyone at LRR is chaotic evil
 Diabore: ive seen yuna overlords
 tehfewl: yuna baha blast
 gualdhar: don't worry about it
 Earthenone: Jizzle Greens
Ukon_Cairns: ive seen Ardyn -jumbo cactuar mostly. for reanimation nonsense
 definenull: happy pride
 Strebenherz: gay shell greens?
 ThorSokar: words are just made up anyways
aquilonare: it's pronounced masamune
 OldUncleDan: You really wanna taste it?
 Earthenone: discourse in chat? you mean #engagement
 ThorSokar: I was also expecting a Sirou Agnu refference
bbblehh: it really does
theamc2000: futurama
DakotaKobold: As a trans individual, Spiro does taste bad
 GasCityGaming: that's UB Futurama
aquilonare: they wouldn't have had to manufacture story to make nixon interacting with assassins and templars make sense
  LRRbot: Ishgard, the Holy See // Faith & Grief | Ishgard, the Holy See [3WW] | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {W}. // Faith & Grief | Sorcery — Adventure | Return up to two target artifact and/or enchantment cards from your graveyard to your hand.
  LRRbot: Monk's Fist [2] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and is a Monk in addition to its other types. / Equip {2}
 gualdhar: best artifact in the set
 gualdhar: because it's totally an artifact
  LRRbot: Torgal, A Fine Hound [1G] | Legendary Creature — Wolf [2/2] | Whenever you cast your first Human creature spell each turn, that creature enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it for each Dog and/or Wolf you control. / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
  LRRbot: Jill, Shiva's Dominant [2U] (back: Shiva, Warden of Ice) | Legendary Creature — Human Noble Warrior [2/2] | When Jill enters, return up to one other target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. / {3}{U}{U}, {T}: Exile Jill, then return it to the battlefield transformed under its owner's control. Activate only as a sorcery.
 TheBorzoi: You can pet Torgal in FFXVI
 gualdhar: chat remember, please don't jill dogs
Valtzcat: Man jill keeps killing that dog
 TheBorzoi: And it is encouraged that you pet him
theamc2000: btw Deck names?
Valtzcat: sorry jilling that dog
 freshmaker__: Never Jill yourself.
  LRRbot: The Water Crystal [2UU] | Legendary Artifact | Blue spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. / If an opponent would mill one or more cards, they mill that many cards plus four instead. / {4}{U}{U}, {T}: Each opponent mills cards equal to the number of cards in your hand.
 Earthenone: clearly its from crystal chronicles 
  LRRbot: Jecht, Reluctant Guardian [3B] (back: Braska's Final Aeon) | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior [4/3] | Menace / Whenever Jecht deals combat damage to a player, you may exile it, then return it to the battlefield transformed under its owner's control.
 definenull: uhhhh
 TheBorzoi: Jecht is Tidus's father
  LRRbot: Aerith Gainsborough [2W] | Legendary Creature — Human Cleric [2/2] | Lifelink / Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on Aerith Gainsborough. / When Aerith Gainsborough dies, put X +1/+1 counters on each legendary creature you control, where X is the number of +1/+1 counters on Aerith Gainsborough.
 Strebenherz: on EACH?!
 MegaDosX: "What do you mean it's /each/?!"
 Earthenone: each legendary, so not quite "each"
 ThorSokar: each seems pretty good...
 Earthenone: 
  LRRbot: Summon: Primal Odin [4BB] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Knight [5/3] | I — Gungnir — Destroy target creature an opponent controls. / II — Zantetsuken — This creature gains "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player loses the game." / III — Hall of Sorrow — Draw two cards. Each player loses 2 life.
  LRRbot: Restoration Magic [W] | Instant | Tiered / • Cure — {0} — Target permanent gains hexproof and indestructible until end of turn. / • Cura — {1} — Target permanent gains hexproof and indestructible until end of turn. You gain 3 life. / • Curaga — {3}{W} — Permanents you control gain hexproof and indestructible until end of turn. You gain 6 life.
Ukon_Cairns: we subverting the cannon, aerith lives
theamc2000: spoilers
 Mr_Bitterness: She dies in the card Sephiroth's "Intervention"
  LRRbot: Yuna, Hope of Spira [3GW] | Legendary Creature — Human Cleric [3/5] | During your turn, Yuna and enchantment creatures you control have trample, lifelink, and ward {2}. / At the beginning of your end step, return up to one target enchantment card from your graveyard to the battlefield with a finality counter on it.
 Strebenherz: GET MOOGLED
 couchboyj: Phoenix Down cures KO, which is just death lite
 Earthenone: settle the mogage
 Dog_of_Myth:  
  LRRbot: Moogles' Valor [3WW] | Instant | For each creature you control, create a 1/2 white Moogle creature token with lifelink. Then creatures you control gain indestructible until end of turn.
 definenull: that is going to be a blow-out card it limited
 korvys: Moogle the Wreckage
 hidingbox: moogle boogle
Spades_Slicc: Great Googly Moodly!!!
 MegaDosX: Is this, getting mogged on?
aquilonare: wheeler should have started sweating when jill didn't flip
  Pywodwagon: this is your punishment for the settle the wreckage joke
 Earthenone: wheeler you cant say that 
theamc2000: I crack my shoulder
 Strebenherz: I got moogled in prerelease, they are *A THING*
superdude097: Can you crack wise?
 Mai_Andra: does Torgal go in Wrist Cracks?
 Diabore: 4
 Earthenone: doesent lifelink all happen simultaniously?
 TheBorzoi: Each instance of lifelink is separate
 Earthenone: ohh neat
 TheBorzoi: The damage does happen at the same time but they're different life gains
  LRRbot: Crystal Fragments [W] (back: Summon: Alexander) | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1. / {5}{W}{W}: Exile this Equipment, then return it to the battlefield transformed under its owner's control. Activate only as a sorcery. / Equip {1}
theamc2000: yay crystal fragments
theamc2000: why is the moogle spell on the top of the battlefield
  LRRbot: Snow Villiers [2W] | Legendary Creature — Human Rebel Monk [*/3] | Vigilance / Snow Villiers's power is equal to the number of creatures you control.
aquilonare: it wins the game
 Strebenherz: "Leave it to shiva" I'm stealing that
 Strebenherz: And then she flips back and you can bounce something again, she's very good
aquilonare: oh right, that's the one dominant that doesn't win the game immediately on flip
  LRRbot: Elena, Turk Recruit [2W] | Legendary Creature — Human Assassin [1/4] | When Elena enters, return target non-Assassin historic card from your graveyard to your hand. / Whenever you cast a historic spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Elena.
  LRRbot: Jecht, Reluctant Guardian [3B] (back: Braska's Final Aeon) | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior [4/3] | Menace / Whenever Jecht deals combat damage to a player, you may exile it, then return it to the battlefield transformed under its owner's control.
Ukon_Cairns: when jill flips into shiva snow gets confused wheres the other shiva?
 Strebenherz: @aquilonare yeah it's not a blowout, but she's really good long term
  LRRbot: Shiva, Warden of Ice (front: Jill, Shiva's Dominant) | Legendary Enchantment Creature — Saga Elemental [4/5] | I, II — Mesmerize — Target creature can't be blocked this turn. / III — Cold Snap — Tap all lands your opponents control. Exile Shiva, then return it to the battlefield.
chumpXL: that chapter 3 is something on Shiva
  LRRbot: Summon: Alexander (front: Crystal Fragments) | Enchantment Creature — Saga Construct [4/3] | I, II — Prevent all damage that would be dealt to creatures you control this turn. / III — Tap all creatures your opponents control. / Flying
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 goombalax: are those moogles? do they have lifelink?
theamc2000: you called ?
Ukon_Cairns: @goombalax yes, but damage was prevented to wheelers creatures
 goombalax: right
 goombalax: nope I was wrong
Ukon_Cairns: unfortunate, paul read chat
 Strebenherz: If I say chat is always wrong, that means chat's always right!
Ranakel: I said nothing and I was still wrong
aquilonare: well tbf they *do* have lifelink
Valtzcat: damn I can't believe i'm always wrong. Wait till I tell my mom!
zombub: There was a few seconds we thought chat was right but it turns out we were wrong in a new and exciting way
 goombalax: @Valtzcat she won't believe you, as you are wrong
Ranakel: You know, I never thought of damage prevention as anti-lifelink tech before
 Strebenherz: @Ranakel that's...  yeah
  LRRbot: Shelinda, Yevon Acolyte [GW] | Legendary Creature — Human Cleric [2/2] | Lifelink / Whenever another creature you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature if its power is less than Shelinda's power. Otherwise, put a +1/+1 counter on Shelinda.
Valtzcat: @goombalax All according to plan 
 nevyn666: jecht
Bigtony111111111: which unknown card is Graham?
  LRRbot: Elena, Turk Recruit [2W] | Legendary Creature — Human Assassin [1/4] | When Elena enters, return target non-Assassin historic card from your graveyard to your hand. / Whenever you cast a historic spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Elena.
  LRRbot: Aerith Gainsborough [2W] | Legendary Creature — Human Cleric [2/2] | Lifelink / Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on Aerith Gainsborough. / When Aerith Gainsborough dies, put X +1/+1 counters on each legendary creature you control, where X is the number of +1/+1 counters on Aerith Gainsborough.
  LRRbot: Cloud of Darkness [2BGG] | Legendary Creature — Avatar [3/3] | Flying / Particle Beam — When Cloud of Darkness enters, target creature an opponent controls gets −X/−X until end of turn, where X is the number of permanent cards in your graveyard.
 dasdardly: okay chat i'm late fill me in: was the draft fully collector boosters or just an added collector booster? and did they get any goodies?
  LRRbot: Phoenix Down [W] | Artifact | {1}{W}, {T}, Exile this artifact: Choose one — / • Return target creature card with mana value 4 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped. / • Exile target Skeleton, Spirit, or Zombie.
  Juliamon: dasdardly Fully, and not really
 dasdardly: nice ty
theamc2000: you are doing well
Ranakel: Yeah, that's our job!
 WiJohn: Doncha see Wheeler, the Twitch chat was inside you all along!
  LRRbot: Braska's Final Aeon (front: Jecht, Reluctant Guardian) | Legendary Enchantment Creature — Saga Nightmare [7/7] | I, II — Jecht Beam — Each opponent discards a card and you draw a card. / III — Ultimate Jecht Shot — Each opponent sacrifices two creatures of their choice. / Menace
Omnipotrevor: Welp, Sin's out, Calm's over
 Lord_Hosk: Shiney!
 nevyn666: agreed
 ThorSokar: true
whitefirecomix: true style requires anticipation
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
theamc2000: you had a grand entrance
 Strebenherz: Worth the wait for kathleen vibes
Ranakel: Probably four minutes, but it felt like forty
 bo_brinkman: We still didn't get to the start of the joke.
 lamina5432: the joke didn't finish so you could have been longer
aquilonare: they were planning the new Wheeler as dm dice friends
 ContingentCat: Didn't have time for a whole horse joke
 MadWolf1290: Life happens
 korvys: That IS cool
theamc2000: good night. Ty for stream
 darkcyril: "Carload of Curry" was a great debut album.
 Lord_Hosk: I shaved my legs for this
whitefirecomix: queen behaviour
Ranakel: Leg shaving is a conspiracy by big wax to sell more wax!
 freshmaker__: great stream nice work folks
 Strebenherz: 200
 Fruan: New patreon tier for leg shaving?
 hidingbox: I mean it is summer in North America right now so its probably fine to shave your legs
Ukon_Cairns: i really want a carload of curry now
 MegaDosX: !card mardu siegebreaker
  LRRbot: Mardu Siegebreaker [1RWB] | Creature — Human Warrior [4/4] | Deathtouch, haste / When this creature enters, exile up to one other target creature you control until this creature leaves the battlefield. / Whenever this creature attacks, for each opponent, create a tapped token that's a copy of the exiled card attacking that opponent. At the beginning of your next end step, sacrifice those tokens.
 avjamethyst: please no
 hidingbox: Aerodynamic wheeler
 Gekyouryuu: Oddly, my back is the only part of me that doesn't grow hair
theamc2000: I think We are not allowed to give you money to shave back now
 Lord_Hosk: Clip it... thats the ticket
 MegaDosX: What a note to end on 
 Dog_of_Myth: !gant
  LRRbot: WURTH WURTH WURTH?
Ranakel: LoadingReadyShave is intriguing
 Lord_Hosk: You ever shave Wheelers back paul?
 KWardJenx: Brilliant outro. No notes
 Scy_Anide: So...Desert Bus stretch goal?
 avjamethyst: I'm not doing that
 korvys: I don't imagine many people have shaved Paul's back
 ThorSokar: I am not that flexible
 MegaDosX: Sounds like a LRL bit Wheeler
 lirazel64: 1000
 accountmadeforants: Once more, into the GANT
aquilonare: this is why we don't get this specific trio often. the world can't handle it
 korvys: !gant
  LRRbot: Gant? Gant!
 NotCainNorAbel: the things we do for our partners
 vinewood_og: On blast
 MegaDosX: Kathleen.
 freshmaker__: shaving your back makes the car more aerodynamic
 hedonistic_mushroom: Time to ask Ian Yakuza questions
 lamina5432: ff 14
 Diabore: who gets ian disqualified this year! place your bets now
 adept_nekomancer: 5400 seconds of penalty was one of my favorite LRRmans moments
 ThorSokar: So, 30min back shaving talk while Cori is in the pit for 30min
 accountmadeforants: @Diabore This is far too safe a bet, everyone will get Ian disqualified, including Ian
 definenull: GLURRRRRP
 hidingbox: Glurp! Glurp! Glurp!
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: it looks like a chewy beverage
 accountmadeforants: I love that Glurp is still a thing
 Dog_of_Myth: Thicc Tang
 ThorSokar: THicc Glurp!
slamaham: with pulp
 definenull: missed opportunity to have glurp on wet ones last year 
 ContingentCat: Roughly gravy consistency
 accountmadeforants: A slushy, but warm
 Fruan: Is glurp carbonated?
 ThorSokar: Trailer Park Stop-n-Shops
 Chesul: @accountmadeforants A slushy, but warm, only cold.
 Lord_Hosk: You are going to the wrong gravy boys if you are getting peanuts in your gravy
 hedonistic_mushroom: Canned gravy sounds like it would give you gout on skin contact
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 Strebenherz: !next
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 hidingbox: Wait a minute? I thought this channel was bitter nonsense!
 Dog_of_Myth: Nice
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 KWardJenx: Wonderful stream. Many thanks!
shushu2539:   
 thedepthandbreadthofseth:   
 lamina5432: gnight
 NotCainNorAbel: carbonated gravy
 MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
 MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
 ContingentCat: Thanks y'all 
McMenno: byebye
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