Welbog: Hype
margieargie: Alright, had my egg melt for breakfast and I'm ready to GANT
RockPusher: !quote ian
LRRbot: Quote #4662: "Squeet!" —Ian [2018-02-07]
RockPusher: #TeamSqueet #Squeet4ever
TXC2: Title change!
RockPusher: Reluctantly crouched at the starting line…
TXC2: the yearly Engantening approacheth
TXC2: CONTACT
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ShaneLeeAtk: Here we go! GANT
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TXC2:
margieargie 
Phailhammer:
I'd completely forgotten about LRRMans. Only remembered because I was wondering where the music was coming from. 
FoxBehindTheTree: lets go!
greatknightgaramond: Woop woop! just what I needed today, so hyped
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IviaRelle: Hopefully the game has more than this many bits.
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RockPusher: The sun has gone down and the moon has come up…
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StarShock2002: i think thats 11 and a half years
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TXC2: thematic choices of staring music
Ugh_Sunlight: oh hey it's that time of year again
AquilianNights: Soo many ads…
Alas_Babylon: Is it Zoom O'Clock already?
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MMoritz: I got an F1 ad
Verrain2: Ian doing Ian things! Let's go!
DrakoniteDev: I only spotted this on the schedule yesterday. I thought it was still a month away.
RockPusher: ♫ He's going the distance, he's going for speed!!!!! ♫
Alas_Babylon: It *feels* early, doesn't it
Alas_Babylon: Time has lost so much meaning I felt like he'd *just* done this lol
JPS_Lindberg: Oooooh.... for once I'll manage to catch the beginning of this
IviaRelle: I'm about to hit 2023's LRRMans in my "vods for background noise" playlist, but who needs vods when you can have the real thing for a day
rucdoc: are we racing against the busses again?
StringCheeseRiot: @JPS_Lindberg Same!!
TXC2: rucdoc sure hope so
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Texan_Reverend: Good start of the race day, chatfolk!
Fruan: soon
RockPusher: What selection of fast food will we have this year? Stay tuned to find out!
TXC2: hello Texan_Reverend
rucdoc: Hey Tex
StringCheeseRiot: LETS DO THIS! WOO!
Texan_Reverend: Greetings! @txc2
RockPusher:
Spoon™ 
TXC2: Saloon
Fruan: pontoon
terribleplan: splatoon
rucdoc: Spitoon?
StringCheeseRiot: Buffoon
Alness49: Baboon
GhostValv: bassoon?
Darleysam: I'm ready to GANT
rucdoc: GANT GANT
ShaneLeeAtk: Saskatoon?
RockPusher: !quote ian
LRRbot: Quote #3846: "I contain multitudes...of bullets" —Ian [2017-01-11]
rucdoc: did he ask for that?
themercenary1987: So will there be a team of drivers today, or is it one persons mission to complete?
rucdoc: I think 24 hour shifts have been banned
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RealGamerCow: LRRMans day!
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RockPusher: Cori will be taking a session at some point
RockPusher: and we may have other guests throughout
12o13: I;m in for this, but is there a reason special?
rucdoc: has she practised driving?
TXC2: Ian doing the 24 hours solo is long loooong gone
TXC2: Here we GO!
TXC2: Music still going
rucdoc: this is the 9th edition, it's no longer a special and now mandated
Alas_Babylon: @12o13 Just an annual thing he does
TXC2: Hello Ian
Brozard: extra tunes!
Shadowsoflife: o/ Ian
TheAinMAP: Hello.
RealGamerCow: is anyone else still hearing music?
JKBalch:
Aenir798: music is still playing?
themercenary1987: Heyo
DrakoniteDev:
itmightbemikey: The wait screen music is still playing
RockPusher: hovering over the straight
loufghyslaufey: @TXC2 Maybe by... design?
TXC2: RealGamerCow sure am
12o13: ty alas. I love me LRR, but I'm a new arrival. I dont know this lore
GhostValv: all good
TXC2: there it goes
Phailhammer:
DrakoniteDev: hello Mr Ian
RealGamerCow: I was searching for an open tab
Alas_Babylon: @12o13 It is coincidental with a big race in France
loufghyslaufey: Beej got to crash first? Pfft, Lucky.
themercenary1987: is it electric cars now in LeMans?
rucdoc: "mimicing" in that we will go around
RockPusher: "Vehicles"
Texan_Reverend: Good morning, Ian!
StarShock2002: So does this count at the other canadian grand prix happening this weekend?
Fruan: time for the vroom and the GANT
12o13: I do love learning other nerds are also nerdy about things like racing.
Alas_Babylon: Oh yeah, we have a surprising number of car nerds in LRR
rucdoc: the banana is just gonna around punching people isn't it?
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RockPusher: Some good vehicles in here
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TXC2: LRR chat contains many different kinds of nerds
MMoritz: good evening to Mr. Horner and his corner
TXC2: hello MMoritz welcome
Didero: Oh no, I missed the start. Hello!
MMoritz: A COMMODORE UTE?
Texan_Reverend: Ah, good ol' imm-grr.
Fruan: battle tank?!
RockPusher: They're Fast Food!
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MMoritz: my Australian heart beats hard for that Commodore.
RockPusher: A Man. A Plan. A Van. LRRMans.
GodofMuffins: GMC Vandura, hell yeah.
rucdoc: is it a commodore 64?
loufghyslaufey: An obscure Mitsubishi "boycott?"
Mangledpixel: boop
TXC2: hello Mangledpixel welcome
RockPusher: Zcar time
pn55:
Oh no...
TXC2: damn right you are Ian
RockPusher:
rucdoc: they have 2 invisabile wheels
SquareDotCube: I wonder if anyone's made a Homermobile mod
NotCainNorAbel: I had a Honda CB750!
loufghyslaufey: Bikers!?
62MGcobra: is that "you" on the bike?
JPS_Lindberg: Aw! A Sabine memorial
RockPusher:
DeM0nFiRe: A motorcycle? In my sushi simulator? It's more likely than you think
loufghyslaufey:
Also, heh... Transmission hopes 
margieargie: Does the F350 in this game have accurately blinding headlights when it's behind you?
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DrakoniteDev: KTM 125? That's probably what I'll be using for work today.
RealGamerCow: have you fully disabled DQs?
rucdoc: how can you do a race with opponent aggersion 0?
badpandabear: Hi everyone!
62MGcobra: cori will find a way
TXC2: there is no level of disabled DQs that LRR can not find a way to break and get DQd
RockPusher: These tyres are professionals and therefore are wearing business shirts?
rucdoc: atleast put it at 1
TXC2: hello badpandabear welcome
Fruan: 2%
BraveOthello: Maybe someone can find the sub ocean! Wonder if that's a DQ
Zaghrog: The actual Le mans start time is only 2 minutes 30 seconds away at time I write this
johnnylongtorso: @RockPusher Jean Reno brand tires
RealGamerCow: I have to figure out how to make a controller work in AC.
wildpeaks: soon, Soon
DrakoniteDev: current voice audio levels: good
themercenary1987: I am surprised that there are no EV's at LeMans yet
ShaneLeeAtk: !patreon
LadyAiluros: LRRMans! Woo!
accountmadeforants subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 84 months!
accountmadeforants: Time to LRR some Mans
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RockPusher: ♫ He's going the distance, he's going for speed! ♫
johnnylongtorso: be sure to pull over and take a rest if you feel sleepy
BraveOthello: So expect DQs between 5 and midnight, noted
pn55:
Good luck Ian! 
Jay_Blanc: The aggression scale isn't really from absolute zero aggressive driving. It's a scale. 0% is Canadian. 100% is Italian.
Shadowsoflife: get in the car IAN
rucdoc: warning your intel cpu might melt doing this
baltimore_667083: isn't 100% Max Verstappen?
KadmosTech:
Warning: Your Intel CPU is not supposed to go this fast 
RealGamerCow: oh god, the airport stair trucks are always a danger
StarShock2002: hah, is that the game giving the warning about the 13th and 14th gen intel CPUs? thats amazing
Darleysam: @baltimore_667083 there's a reason he's not called Min Verstappen
accountmadeforants: @Jay_Blanc So you're saying the scale doesn't get up to Indian or Turkish?
KadmosTech:
Herbert_Erpaderp: I'm sure no restarts will be needed at all.
Zaghrog: Go!
LadyAiluros: @accountmadeforants Or driving in Boston, NYC or DC?
baltimore_667083: wait my bad 100% is Texan
LordZarano: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: 24 Hours of LRRMans (LRRMans, Ian's 24-hour virtual car journey returns for its 9th year! Game: Assetto Corsa) at Sat 07:00 AM PDT (0s ago).
RockPusher: The green light flashes, the flags go up…
BraveOthello: Beep, beep, beep, higher beep!
TheAinMAP:
jessicaengle: Gant!
baltimore_667083: @RockPusher churning, and burning, they yearn for the cup
SquareDotCube: curious how this game calculates drag with that stair truck
RockPusher: Go Go Go!!!!
LadyAiluros: vroom!!!!
accountmadeforants:
rucdoc: watch out for the busses
DoctorHutch:
PsychoI3oy: oh are we playing Job Job?
accountmadeforants:
badpandabear: vroom!
TXC2: and we're off!
LordZarano:
johnnylongtorso: don't forget to signal
DrakoniteDev: lets gooooo
baltimore_667083: It's lights out and away we go!
LadyAiluros:
as the stairs try to cut you off 
Ugh_Sunlight: how long until one of the other cars crashes then this year?
PsychoI3oy: I like to [VROOM]. My best quality is [GANT GANT].
Texan_Reverend: Good luck with the danger.
Mangledpixel: the urge to try and ramp up those stairs...
MMoritz: does this game still get the really bad memory leak half way through or was that just project cars
southern_woodsman: Watch out for hop ons!
loufghyslaufey: Sheeks, you sounded like someone else in proximities with the booth.
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Procrastronauts: several mans
accountmadeforants: Is that a man on a unicycle or a bike?
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DeM0nFiRe:
"Lap 1/120" oh so it's a sprint race
accountmadeforants: Ah, a bike
loufghyslaufey: -or room.
singinnonsense: 0 Agression
jessicaengle:
DeM0nFiRe: BUS
TheAinMAP: Tank!
TXC2:
sure having the intrusive thoughts to go up the stairs 
Herbert_Erpaderp: Go tank!
RockPusher:
LadyAiluros: Tank lol
tryllebanjo: A... tank. Wow!
accountmadeforants: I love that the tank's turret is independent, that's terrifying
margieargie: Tried to coffee pong during the race I guess
SquareDotCube: I feel like the tank has a certain advantage
baltimore_667083: @tryllebanjo no that's just Lance Stroll
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MrQBear: Just in time for LRRmans! you can do it ian, run them all off the track, it's carmageddon time
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BraveOthello: Anyone recognize the tank model, didn't catch enough
TXC2: I missed it, what kind of tank is it?
RealGamerCow: Ian's on the leader board!
Astrovore: dawnguard getting taken out by a tank was not on my bingo card
Texan_Reverend: I suspect a lot of bikes are going to get straight up run over.
accountmadeforants: I feel like the tank shouldn't even bother following the track
themercenary1987: @BraveOthello I believe its a K2?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: the tank is fast!? That's going to be terrifying at night with a barrel chasing you down
RockPusher: Cold tires are cold
LadyAiluros: WOOOO!!!!!!
RealGamerCow: That tank is scary
RockPusher:
jessicaengle: Zoomie!
margieargie: Yes, yes! The tank is out!
MMoritz: GO HOLDEN
TheAinMAP:
accountmadeforants: Omg the tank can shoot as well?
pn55:
DeM0nFiRe: lol it fires
Darleysam: oh no
tryllebanjo:
accountmadeforants: That's incredible
Aenir798: That's amazing
themercenary1987: That tank is SCHMOOVING
MalFnord: Things You Never Want To See In The Rear-View, pt. n+1
RockPusher: tank go brrrrr
Darleysam: blanks
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Herbert_Erpaderp: Always have your tanks neutered
The_Voices: oh no....
accountmadeforants: Solely for intimidation
RealGamerCow: That's where the exhaust comes out
themercenary1987: Is this a Girsl und Panzer Tank?
Alness49: It's the prank tank with the retrofitted T-shirt cannon
BraveOthello: Real tank cannot go this fast, yeah
TXC2: like the fire exhaste ?
accountmadeforants: Even the hatch works, this is a wildly high-effort thing
MalFnord: wait did that tank just hit the nitro?
LadyAiluros: tha tank can in fact change the laws of physcis, nap
baltimore_667083: CARBY
LadyAiluros: cap'n
Shadowsoflife: Tank shenans?
jessicaengle:
MMoritz: carBy?
Leo_rhubarb: Hi can we get the war thunder forum ppl in here?
PsychoI3oy: round... hopefully
SquareDotCube: the tank using the hatch as an airbrake. Amazing.
Jay_Blanc: Kirby showing no fear of the Tank.
DrakoniteDev: irl tanks are surprisingly fast, but not THIS fast
UnknownFriday: I like that this is Le Mans but you have the F1 logo on the time tracker.
TXC2: the M1 Abrams can go 70mph
themercenary1987: If this was a tank, there would be no track left after those caterpillars got going
baltimore_667083: I think Ericsson hit them
MMoritz: I just noticed Ian’s team code is IHO
BraveOthello: The Abrams is very fast for a tank, most are 40-50mph
accountmadeforants:
Are we sure the tank is firing blanks? 
johnnylongtorso: International House Of
Mangledpixel: is there a notification if a car retires?
Ugh_Sunlight: what is that 2 buses retired now?
Jay_Blanc: Tank's firing blanks, too many steroids.
margieargie: !gant
LRRbot: LoadingReadyLIVE invited you to play Project CARS 2
RockPusher: !gant
LRRbot: Yorri, no!
Aenir798: GANT!
LordZarano: GANT
62MGcobra: !gant
baltimore_667083: GANT
thirsty_kitteh: gant!
Texan_Reverend: IHO! IHO! It's off the track we go!
Astrovore: GANT
jessicaengle: GG
Herbert_Erpaderp: GANT!
jessicaengle: !gant
TheKingWiggins: GANT
ArdCollider: gant
Fruan: GANT
accountmadeforants:
It's not F1, it's clearly a stylized A 
rucdoc: sheet
Mangledpixel: Generic Altenating Norweigen Turkeys
Zaghrog: I think it's the mini we saw stopped?
jessicaengle: F
Cuddly_Kitteh: test meow, please disregard
TXC2:
Imgur: where I get my news from
SquareDotCube: Did we ever find a weinermobile mod?
BraveOthello: @Cuddly_Kitteh meow
TXC2: Cuddly_Kitteh test completed
MMoritz: HOLDEN NOOOO
jessicaengle:
loufghyslaufey: A nod to the "CornHorner" or-? nah, I'm kidding. I have no idea what Ian's gamertag means.
MMoritz: HOLDENS OUT.
jessicaengle: Meow perceived
RealGamerCow: So it's the sushi in front, followed by buses, I think.
BraveOthello: On-ish
RockPusher: Go bathtub!
JKBalch: See you little bathtub
loufghyslaufey: A Windy Seconds
jessicaengle: hah
Mischievous_Catgeist subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 60 months!
Mischievous_Catgeist: GANT GANT
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TXC2:
this is stupid
RockPusher: The fast food is very big this year
johnnylongtorso: these are some weird parade floats
loufghyslaufey: Pffft.
themercenary1987: Sushi Leaders going strong as a trio
themercenary1987: The tank is hilarious
SquareDotCube: This just Le Mans when it's not a track
BraveOthello: That station wagon
themercenary1987: Hows Sabine doing?
BraveOthello: Karby spot
RealGamerCow: Kirby seems less aggressive this year
DekiSystem: I am so glad we have the karby again this year
baltimore_667083: rip bathtub
RealGamerCow: the hilux's dropped pretty quickly
BraveOthello: ASSUMING CONTROL
DillonEA: Years ago I helped with live standing graphics for an iRacing-based tournament. Wonder how difficult it'd be to get realtime data from AC
RockPusher: You have control!
jessicaengle:
MMoritz: I must ask, do they have trabbies in this game? I would assume if not, someone must have modded them in
johnnylongtorso: Ian is a reaper confirmed
accountmadeforants: I'm picturing you climbing over from the passenger seat while the other person is driving
TheAinMAP: Yep, this seems familiar.
baltimore_667083: or Carson Hocevar
loufghyslaufey: Wait. Did they add-on that pickup truck "the size of GAWD" in here?
Aenir798: "I have control." (loses control of the vehicle)
RockPusher: "You have control!" "I have control!"
DeM0nFiRe: That'll buff out
SquareDotCube: you know with this power you could just take over the first place car at any time and win
loufghyslaufey: Y'know, from RoadQuest?
UnknownFriday: Terry Cherry is off, but what about Terry Orange?
jessicaengle: Omnipresence but not omnipotence. Got it.
accountmadeforants: Taking over other cars requires boarding action, and we're not equipped with grappling hooks.
baltimore_667083:
24 Hours of Long Beach when
LordZarano: GANT
Astrovore: GANT
RockPusher: Quantum Leap
baltimore_667083: GANT
DeM0nFiRe: Circuit de la Sarthe is in San Francisco, isn't it?
Pythonicus: @baltimore_667083 don't put that curse on anyone
Fruan: GANT
loufghyslaufey: I heard Sabine referencing the same car Ian piloted IRL?
RockPusher: Leaping from driver to driver, taking corners that once went wrong
TXC2: Cori's music could fill at least one of those hours right?
DillonEA: Huh. Seems like getting real-time data from AC is not too bad. Probably wouldn't be hard to make custom standing graphics
RockPusher: trying to find their way back to the pits
DillonEA: Certainly looks a lot easier than iRacing was
BraveOthello: @TXC2 A 7 hour loop of her Vengabus cover?
SquareDotCube: you know I wonder if anyone's uploaded the PC edition of D:SF to archive since Ubisoft isn't interested in bringing it back
TXC2: BraveOthello sure, why not
jessicaengle: How many cars are available?
RockPusher: Aren't the Z cars mean't to mostly be driven sideways?
red_shoes_jeff: Huh. we got started earlier than I thought we would.
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Hugh_Munculus: TOTAL GANT
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rucdoc: if you include all the mods, All of the cars
DillonEA: I feel I would often go with Nissan's in things like Need for Speed games
jessicaengle: Neat.
LadyAiluros: Since DB, presumably?
RockPusher: mmmmm, delicious champaign vinegar
PsychoI3oy: I thought y'all cleaned out the fridge more often than that
rucdoc: is it from the desert bus that produced the fridge from hell?
Ugh_Sunlight: Ah so just highly matured champagne
rucdoc: so not from moon base mk 3
RockPusher: !gant
LRRbot: Gant! Gant!
LordZarano: ⠛⠁⠝⠞
Astrovore: GANT
SquareDotCube: Ever thought about a Keggerator Mk 2?
red_shoes_jeff: After that long, that champagne might have some champignons
rucdoc: not serious, are you serious, we are always serious
TXC2: moonbase mk3 was a decade ago
RandomTrivia:
Hi friends! Sneaking a watch at work while I'm not on duty.
jessicaengle: LRR universe is serious universe.
TheOges: The real race was the friends we met along the way.
RandomTrivia: How has the start been?
TXC2: hello RandomTrivia welcome
TXC2: RandomTrivia not too bad, given there's a tank in the race
RandomTrivia: @TXC2 Uhhhhh
RandomTrivia: Can't wait to see that in the rearview
GhostValv: that's neat
rucdoc: didn't someone also empty the old one out all over moon base 4?
TheOges: Jimmy Jams prank patrol Prank Tank?
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patbaer: 63, this one's for you LRRMans
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RandomTrivia: @Phailhammer Holy shit that is terrifying
Texan_Reverend: Agretsu-Ian
RandomTrivia: What is Ian driving this year?
Anubis169: Vrooooooooom!!
LadyAiluros: @TheOges yaaaaasssss
kimmiekoneko: the mans, the
TXC2: hello Anubis169
LadyAiluros: soooo close to finding the line!
Anubis169: heyoooooooo
Texan_Reverend: @randomtrivia Nissan 350Z
UnknownFriday: Charles Leclerc, is that you? (Too soon?)
RandomTrivia: Hey Anubis
Anubis169:
hihi 
LadyAiluros: also Haiooo Anubis!!
RandomTrivia:
Texan_Reverend
Anubis169: hiya!
kimmiekoneko: can you do the mario kart jump with the stair truck
Anubis169: this is 10 years old?
red_shoes_jeff: You ever tried to use the stair truck as a ramp?
LadyAiluros: @red_shoes_jeff Grand Theft LRRMans?
RealGamerCow: There's texture packs that improve the graphics
Anubis169: this looks damn good for 2015 (compared to the latest forza)
rucdoc: Stair truck, don't care
RockPusher: I assume the stair truck is a ghost like many of the vehicles tend to be
TXC2: Anubis169 this is the 9th LRRmans if the tweet is to be believed
SquareDotCube: first step is to lose the rear bumper as to make room
RockPusher: (some ghosts are denser than others)
Anubis169:
Ian: One of my friends managed to get her hands on a GR86 for drifting 
ButButTheJesus: hi folks, have we GANT and/or GANT?
RockPusher: !gant
LRRbot: GANT GANT
rucdoc: James lies many times, then falls down holes
RandomTrivia: GANT
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squire_muggins: GANT!
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Astrovore: GANT
DeM0nFiRe: GANT
TXC2: !gant
LRRbot: GANT GANT
LordZarano: GANT
baltimore_667083: GANT
TXC2: 216 hours
red_shoes_jeff: How much time d'you think you could shave off your lap, if you figure out the stair ramp trick?
red_shoes_jeff: Also GANT!
SquareDotCube: o7 Yorri
Astrovore: I think the Mitsubishi failed its emissions test
Astrovore: that's why its illegal
SquareDotCube: the chicane
Anubis169: probably the more contact with the ground, the better
RandomTrivia: But the risk is quite high - get it wrong and you wind up in the gravel
UnknownFriday: I was thinking one of the chicanes on the Mulsanne Straight.
RandomTrivia:
And if you do it really wrong, you get an hour's penalty
rucdoc: the bit in the middle ofhe back straight that ruined the track
SquareDotCube: also you get the straightaway for speeding up
Anubis169: what're you driving today?
BraveOthello: That's an ... evocative metaphor
TXC2: (gremlin on the side of the plane" "I Loved you in Tek warrrrrrrr"
vinewood_og: There's... some... thing. On the wing!
RealGamerCow: Tama-got
RandomTrivia: Such rude sushi
tryllebanjo: welp
Astrovore: that sushi is RAPID
ButButTheJesus: SUSHI RETURNS!
GhostValv: Tamago'd
Scarbble: just got sushi ROLL'd
DeM0nFiRe:
"I said BLUE FLAG"
Texan_Reverend: Tamagohno
RandomTrivia: Tama-go, not Tama-stop
Herbert_Erpaderp:
Invitare: Sushi is innately aggressive. Even at 0 is is furious
Alness49: Zero Aggression Sushi? So no wasabi then
red_shoes_jeff: Tamago to SLEEP!
jessicaengle: Sushi woke up and chose violence
badpandabear: I’m sure that sushi ran you off the road with love
margieargie: In Le Mans, the sushi tries you
ButButTheJesus: any fruit on the track?
RandomTrivia:
How is an egg roll different from a barrel roll? 
Anubis169: Do you drive manual in your normal car?
RockPusher: Finnish Sushi?
Anubis169: THANK YOU
LordZarano: I wouldn't call Ian's car "normal"
Anubis169: i tried driving over in EU and could not get used to the steering wheel being on the left x_x
DrakoniteDev: I think you'll find that is not the right side
PsychoI3oy: why's the in-game car not right-hand drive then?
TXC2: it's correct for the steering wheel to be on the right side of the car, because most people are right eye dominate
Anubis169: after 15min it was ok but my left hand twitched for the gears
RealGamerCow: mid-race
Texan_Reverend: Oh, hey It me.
iwilliams: so uh, whats the manual RHD car you have then?
Anubis169: ^ it you
Texan_Reverend: That is true.
ButButTheJesus: ooh I have a Mini question - after years of racing games and seeing them irl, I realized the rear lights of modern Mini's display the British flag. Does your old Mini have the flag lights too?
ButButTheJesus: oh its a 98 Rover
Wolfstrike_NL: Happy GANT Ian and chat
LordZarano: ガント
Astrovore: GANT
ButButTheJesus: GANT
RandomTrivia: GANT
DeM0nFiRe: GANT
TXC2: I gant, you gant
Snowcookies: Oh hey it's lrrmans day
Anubis169:
no it has custom maple leaf lights instead 
Mangledpixel: Gorilla Audits New Toilet
Texan_Reverend: The physical wheel has been replaced on the controller steering column since that first race.
Anubis169: it's not a Mini
Anubis169: it's a Biggie
Anubis169: modern minis are bigger than my fiesta
ButButTheJesus: jawohl
RandomTrivia: They're Maxis at this point
rucdoc: well, have a fun time going round and round Ian. it's time for me to go to bed
TXC2:
all cars are biggies these days
TXC2: so long rucdoc sleep well
iwilliams: there's too many mini trims, idk what they are called, but the ones with the awd, turbo, manual seem like a lot of fun
Anubis169:
night night rucdoc
Snowcookies: I turned on Twitch to watch Chillpoint vod but guess I'm watching this now
ButButTheJesus: wheeee spinny
ArdCollider: frozencapybara, VorlonScout, and I once got a BMW Mini test drive from a BMW engineer. not on a closed course.
RandomTrivia: Are any relief drivers scheduled this year? Will Cori get the chance to find new holes in existence?
Pythonicus:
Tires are gonna be super cooked 
ArdCollider: Every cop in that side of town knew Hrach by name.
ButButTheJesus: small cars are fun
Texan_Reverend: I will also now return to sleep Have a great race, Ian!
Anubis169: wasn't there a point where a mini, a citroen and a ford basically the same car underneath apart from the bodywork?
RandomTrivia: Sleep well Texan_Reverend!
MalFnord: As the owner of a car that used to be mid-sized but is now tiny, I feel that.
jessicaengle: I used to have a Mazda 2, and boy was that a fun car to drive
62MGcobra: that Z on the steering wheel is almost a N now
Anubis169:
later texan
Snowcookies:
Ian wants to be buried in his mini when he dies, got it
jessicaengle: I miss it
Anubis169 hugs
RandomTrivia:
the DHL van
iwilliams: I'm 100% going to be flattened by a lifted f150 in my miata
RockPusher: The issues with Minis in accidents is more the engine winds up in you
CAKHost: *Gasp* Could it be... Time for Gant Gant?!
TXC2: so long Texan_Reverend
TXC2: sleep well
SquareDotCube: That's just an issue with most hatchbacks
Anubis169: uh oh, fuel :S
Phailhammer:
I bought a Mazda 2 last year, and have been enjoying it.
MalFnord: we have such cheerful conversations!
ArdCollider: House Collider is a Honda Fit household in a huge-SUV town.
TXC2: your kneecaps become your shoulder blades
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UnknownFriday: Is that a GT-R or is that just a 350Z?
Anubis169: so you're driving a... honda?
Pythonicus: box box after gant gant
accountmadeforants: So we're at risk of the front falling off? Is that supposed to happen?
ButButTheJesus: yeah I was gonn ask if its the new Z model
LordZarano: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a mystery
RandomTrivia: @accountmadeforants That's not normal, I want to make it very clear
Anubis169: sorry Nissan
Astrovore: 370z according to the list
UnknownFriday: I mean, I'm just going by the symbol on the horn.
DrakoniteDev: box box unless you want to walk walk
ButButTheJesus: the Z models went 350Z, 370Z, then just called "Z"
Snowcookies: Yori!
terribleplan: Never trust yourself.
TXC2:
Yori, Which I learned just means front
CAKHost: Is Project Cars the Egg Melt?
Anubis169:
First car was a Volvo 340
ButButTheJesus: GTR is more power/ more expensive
RandomTrivia: Wheeeeee!
LordZarano: Nissan 370z Nismo in Pearl White
kimmiekoneko: it's my mini and i'll cry if i want to
tryllebanjo: Nnonooooo
terribleplan: Past me has caused all of my problems.
Anubis169: HAHAHAHA
RandomTrivia:
ButButTheJesus: TANK
RockPusher: !gant
LRRbot: ႳႣႶႠ ႳႣႶႠ
Wolfstrike_NL: o7
Herbert_Erpaderp: That is amazing
RandomTrivia: That is absolutely horrifying
Anubis169:
somebody clip that 
Creideiki_SE: Oh hey, it's GANT time. This will make for great second monitor content while I try to bring back the rest of my computing environment after this morning's power failure, in which I discovered that my UPS had failed as well.
LordZarano: ᚵᛆᚿᛐ
accountmadeforants: That mini is involved in an action movie chase
ButButTheJesus: omg I love Tank
baltimore_667083: somehow that was Lance Stroll's fault
Astrovore: I think that's a scene from Mr Bean isn't it?
TXC2: Creideiki_SE oof, good luck with that
RockPusher: Remember to actually ask for fuel
NotCainNorAbel: track?
Alas_Babylon: Slick Track?
Herbert_Erpaderp: Slick Trevor?
Alas_Babylon: Transit?
LordZarano: Sadomasochist Tires?
Astrovore: SM = semislick, ST = Street
62MGcobra: st is probably street tyres
Alas_Babylon: Oh, Street, duh
terribleplan: SM = semislick ST = street SV = street vintage US SS S M H = ultra soft, super soft, medium, hard.
Anubis169: unless you're talking big tyres, in which case ST is "special trailer" for loads
jessicaengle: Was one of those cars in the race an xB?
SquareDotCube: Super Tired
Creideiki_SE: @TXC2 Thanks. I don't think anything is actually broken, but even just renumbering DNS after getting a new IP address is an unreasonable amount of work. Who designed this system, anyway? (spoiler: it was past me)
RandomTrivia: Two dead buses already? Awww
DrakoniteDev: can weather happen in this race?
LordZarano: PIT
accountmadeforants: Casualties went way down since we started crewing the pit with ghosts
itmightbemikey: Hit him so hard he immediately became a ghost
TXC2:
terribleplan my brain passed that last part as the USS SMH
DrakoniteDev: @RandomTrivia on lap 1
RandomTrivia:
@DrakoniteDev 
Wolfstrike_NL: Ooo normal pit
Anubis169: if you fit a Special Trailer tyre on your Nissan, you're gonna be at an odd angle
jessicaengle: Unshrimp thyself
62MGcobra: the quickest steering rack change
TXC2:
Creideiki_SE ones past self is always the villain
SquareDotCube: at this point the only racers that'll be left are the ones that can actually do a Le Mans
Alness49: The only shrimp we should be seeing is the one on the sushi
terribleplan: @TXC2 Sister ship of the USS LOL
Texan_Reverend: Oh! Ian, my spouse and I are converting a shuttle bus to an RV.
itmightbemikey: Yeah, you can't help what you bought before The Bad Things happened
jessicaengle: Wait you have a soda stream? Why not just make your own cheap bubbly wine?
ButButTheJesus: @Texan_Reverend ooh fun!
Anubis169:
eyy normal windscreen
Texan_Reverend: Picking up the bus in just over a week.
RealGamerCow: bubbly wine needs a high PSI
Anubis169:
soda streams sound great, but i don't think i need one 
PsychoI3oy: "the jungle website" ?
accountmadeforants: Ah, a friend of mine uses tanks for beer taps, also very cheap
terribleplan: Do you have to run a regulator or is that built-in/not matter?
Anubis169: the amount of fizzy stuff i drink is maybe once a month?
RoeDent89: Telephone on a donut!
Shadowsoflife: E G G
RealGamerCow: 2 wheelin wagon in front of you
RoeDent89: You *can't* touch this
PsychoI3oy: omelette au riz
Astrovore: Oeufertake
BrightstormRising: Every once in a while, I price out a bar soda gun for home use.
Anubis169: Astrovore, you win an internet
kimmiekoneko: can i get some stats on what cars usually win these. did an egg ever win le mans
ButButTheJesus: VAN
62MGcobra: good thing that van is yellow
itmightbemikey: I've been thinking of looking into drink carbonators because I want to make my own diet grape soda because noone makes a good diet grape soda but there's plenty of good zero-sugar grape drink mixes
Anubis169: Ian have you done the shittiest alchemist trick with that?
SquareDotCube: a special delivery of the unwanted kind
Anubis169: if you carbonate milk, it becomes instant spoiled milk because of the carbonic acid effect
Anubis169: making the person 'shittiest alchemist ever'
accountmadeforants: That's not publicly available information?
LordZarano: ꞬⱭȠꞆ
RoeDent89: g a n t
Shadowsoflife: GANT
Astrovore: GANT
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Anubis169:
EA
RealGamerCow: I have a well, and did a test of the water. I have insanely hard water, which somewhat explains why I was able to make a good Bass ale clone, that water is very hard too
ElementalAlchemist: good morning, friends ^_^
Anubis169: morning morning~~
TXC2: hello ElementalAlchemist welcome
ButButTheJesus: gur morgr
accountmadeforants:
Ah, that's alright then, glad they get to socialize
RoeDent89: And good afternoon, sports racers
DrakoniteDev: Where I am, they are supposed to send me a letter with that info on my tap water on a regular basis.
ButButTheJesus: kirbyyyyyy
RoeDent89: Booped the kirb on the butt
Anubis169: splenda?
itmightbemikey: Sucralose
Zaghrog: Stevia?
ButButTheJesus: er, karby
fiftymcnasty: I love a good fizzy water with Angostura
accountmadeforants: But yeah, here it's just websites full of PDFs, which is also fun
Creideiki_SE: Erythritol is a great non-caloric sweetener for baked goods. Haven't tried it in drinks, though.
Mangledpixel: I literally have an aspartame intolorance, and it annoys me to no end how prevalent it is in soft drinks
Anubis169: if you notice mouth ulcers, it's too much
RoeDent89: That's not a good colour of smoke coming out of that van
accountmadeforants: Cutie Honey? Excellent
jessicaengle: We have a large global brewrey in our city, and the urban legend is that we have excellent tasting municipal water because the brewer "dictated" it be of exceptional quality
TXC2: a motorbike at lemans would be terrifiying
accountmadeforants:
MalFnord: wait what
RoeDent89: They do have a motorbike version of the LM24
Anubis169: I'll get the waterpistol
LadyAiluros: Know your roots yo
RoeDent89: It uses a shorter version of the circuit though that misses the public roads like the Mulsanne straight
accountmadeforants: Noriyo Sasaki was the director
ElementalAlchemist: pfffft, it's fun coming in and seeing what silly cars there are now
ElementalAlchemist:
kei truck!
Kidror: Speaking of classics, I started watching the new Gundam and immediately ended up and going through the original early shows
accountmadeforants: Weeeeeee
TheAinMAP:
Astrovore: OH NO
DeM0nFiRe:
RoeDent89: That DHL van is living a charmed life
RockPusher: wheeeeee
themercenary1987: WOAH
TXC2: that classic Anime
RoeDent89: Oops
jadielady: woah
PsychoI3oy: that's usually Cori's job
baltimore_667083: subocean?
Shadowsoflife: hah
TXC2: !clips
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themercenary1987: TO THE MOON!!!
jessicaengle:
62MGcobra:
ButButTheJesus: subocean and/or oversky
Mangledpixel: and a new driver
RoeDent89: French car
Didero: I walk away for one second and immediately hear an "AW SHIT"...
Anubis169: Nissan GT-Fresh
CAKHost: Huh, did Cutie Honey did the transformation sequence first?
ArdCollider:
Magic Knights Rayearth not pronounced “waaaagh.” 
itmightbemikey: No, Cori's job is to explode the engine and sit there for 70 minutes
Welbog: Hello good morning!
undecided44: Sliding along the Muksane
TXC2: hello Welbog welcome
accountmadeforants: Lifehack: Instead of damaging the car, damage it so much it needs to be replaced! That way it doesn't count as a repair!
62MGcobra: did that count as the sub-ocean
DrakoniteDev: is stronk like bull
Anubis169:
Thank you Racebiter
jessicaengle: Childhood
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TXC2: LordZarano oh neat
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RoeDent89: I think I saw sub ocean
DeM0nFiRe: TANK
Mangledpixel: taaaaaaaaaank
undecided44: *Sliding along the Mulsane on the roof, a part of our LrrMans heritage.
Anubis169:
jessicaengle:
RoeDent89: Oh no
Wolfstrike_NL: Tank tank
62MGcobra: long live tank
CAKHost: Can the tank roll over cars?
RoeDent89: I think it's time we blow this scene
Snowcookies:
The tank can also Mario Kart Rules you if you annoy them
CAKHost: I assume yes, just wondering if it's possible in the game.
TXC2: what flag is that on the tank?
TheAinMAP: The asphalt is holding up very well under the tank.
Zaghrog: The top speed on that tank is also... questionable
Anubis169: romania?
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RockPusher: I assume cold-gas for making a flag flag - hydrazine I would anticipate would be less flap and more fire
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thank you Welbog
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accountmadeforants: It doesn't really look like a regular flag, at least. Maybe they just made it up?
tryllebanjo:
I just tuned in. They're also racing with a vacuum?
Anubis169: are DHL ok over there?
RoeDent89: Does the front of your car and the back of the DHL have a magnet on it?
LordZarano: ガント
RoeDent89: Is that the great romance of this race?
kimmiekoneko: the dhl truck going in circles for 24 hours instead of delivering my parcel seems about right
Anubis169: LOL
jessicaengle: bye Ajony
TXC2: the flag could be either Romaina or Armenia, both nations having attempted to purchase the K2
RoeDent89: lol
Anubis169: hahahahahaha
baltimore_667083:
ogier300: Does overtake, immediately gets Blue Flagged to let the car passed by
ButButTheJesus:
RoeDent89: The depot being the pit lane
PharaohBender27:
TXC2: *Romania
terribleplan: If it's the K2 tank, its flag is a green field with a yellow outline and a large red W in the middle of the flag
terribleplan: At least in the screenshots
Anubis169: Over here we have Hermes (now called Evri) who have the quickest doorbell-to-disappearing time in europe
Anubis169: so they'd hit you and be gone before anybody knew
margieargie: Wonder if the K2 preorders would come with a pack-in game
Snowcookies: Karby
CAKHost: Is it Ghost or is it Oops?
Shadowsoflife: what if both?
itmightbemikey: @Anubis169 That makes me think of Hermes Sandals in FFV (I've been playing some Four Job Fiestas) and they are the accessory that gives perma haste so.. that tracks
TXC2: "pre-order 1000 K2s and get 500 K10s half price!"
CAKHost: @Shadowsoflife True!
RealGamerCow: no clean laps yet?
Anubis169: itmightbemikey: They renamed themselves because the name was becoming synonymous with "crappy service"
itmightbemikey: AH, the ol' Rebrand to hide our shame instead of actually fixing things maneuver
LordZarano: Hermes, god of thieves
Anubis169: like they'd drop a package, take a photo, maybe tap on your door and leave... and your package would maybe be there 3 hours later when you get back from work
definenull: howdy! how has the lrrmans been so far?
Anubis169: anybody remember when couriers waited?
Astrovore: this Kei truck is for position!
TXC2: hello definenull welcome
itmightbemikey: I've always lived in the land of UPS so... no.
DrakoniteDev: aren't you supposed to use plexiglass windshields for this type of race?
LordZarano: ガント
margieargie: !gant
LRRbot: GANT GANT
Astrovore: GANT
SquareDotCube: I find it funny they model the windshield as glass when in most modern racing vehicles it would be some form of polyvinyl
Alness49: GANT
Shadowsoflife: GANT
DrakoniteDev: @Anubis169 so long ago
DrakoniteDev: replacing all glass with plexiglass is a common safety requirement
jessicaengle: Simply invent transparent aluminum smh
Anubis169: could be worse, could've been tempered
Anubis169: (kssshhhhhhhhh)
DeM0nFiRe: BUS
Anubis169: Zeta's having a nap
ButButTheJesus: is Traction Control (TCS) turned on on this car? The 370Z has TCS in real life
kusinohki: meows
itmightbemikey: the sun is out, Zeta cannot function
Invitare: Zeta's shift has ended. We're in Dawnguard now
PharaohBender27:
Oh no, Zeta!
TXC2: hello kusinohki welcome
jessicaengle:
Meow perceived
Astrovore: The timer was red immediately
DeM0nFiRe: Your time was red when you were still on straight
Creature_Comforts: the game is invalidating your lap immediately. something’s wrong
DrakoniteDev: can weather happen in this race?
KadmosTech: @DrakoniteDev sunny is a weather
TXC2: DrakoniteDev unless we've disabled it, yes
kusinohki: almost forgot it was LRRmans day
DrakoniteDev: nice
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BigTheDave:
@jadielady 
Pythonicus: It is a race, and therefore hazardous
Pal_Friendpatine: “assuming direct control" harkens back to ME2 right?
Mangledpixel: tuk tik tuk tik tuk tik tuk tik
kusinohki: is ian doing a bit or does he actually have voice activated commands??
Anubis169: tried H
Transmuted_Elf: is the windshield cracked?
Anubis169: ?
BigTheDave: Ah the "I'm allowed to do anything" lights
terribleplan: You did manage to turn them on. Just try all the buttons. What could go wrong?
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NapalmSideburns:
We're back with this bullbus! 
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Shadowsoflife:
SquareDotCube:
just hit the button with the red triangle Ian
TXC2: !quote 9010
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Anubis169: So hear me out on this... i think a lot of road rage would be solved by this:
Anubis169: A "sorry, my fault" light
mtvcdm: !advice
LRRbot: Navigate the medieval obstacles.
BigTheDave: So LGBT is Light Gemitting Bi-metallic Tickers?
LordZarano: 𝓖𝓐𝓝𝓣
ButButTheJesus:
The Hazard Light switch on the 370Z is located next to the shifter knob 
you're welcome
Shadowsoflife: ganT
accountmadeforants:
I downloaded the mod and reverse image-searched the flag on the tank, and it doesn't seem to be any kind of real flag. But here it is on Imgur if anyone else wants to try: https://i.imgur.com/5G3mzUV.jpeg
loufghyslaufey: Always in Pride, LRRMans. Never mentioned, always appreciated.
SquareDotCube: Just do was Korean makes do - put it in the center console
62MGcobra: well at least we don't have a Fabergé transmission this year for now
margieargie: Ah, the hazards, now you can drive like 20 on a major limited-access highway during a high-traffic period and it's somehow safe now!
PharaohBender27:
@62MGcobra Ah, so no 90-minute timeouts, then?
accountmadeforants: We're just repping the concept of B and gradients
Anubis169: Dude
KadmosTech: Dick Country? that wasn't a US flag
kimmiekoneko: ah yes, the cool "B", known element of vexillology
tryllebanjo:
BlueMechanic: We can't stop here, this is butt country
BigTheDave: Climate Stallion?
TehAmelie: i knew there was something i was gonna miss when i took a nap. hey friends
Anubis169: it was 29c in my bedroom last night, ALL NIGHT, with the windows open
TXC2: CAR BAD, TRAIN GOOD
Anubis169: screw climate change
PharaohBender27: @Anubis169 OOOF
BigTheDave: BIKE BETTER
ButButTheJesus: @TehAmelie huddo
Pythonicus: that sushi really is fast food
loufghyslaufey: "Climate Stalin" is a business icon?
margieargie: Awwww, I was hoping for Climate Trotsky, once the ice is gone he doesn't need to worry about the axe
TehAmelie: what if we raced trains?
TheAinMAP:
MrQBear: THe Train is Good, The Car is Bad?
DrakoniteDev: my job has switched to fully remote, that's good for climate, right?
ButButTheJesus: @TehAmelie what if we drift trains
BigTheDave: Oh... I forgot this was a serious simulation
NapalmSideburns: Since I missed the intro, are there any special things with the setup/cars this year?
Anubis169: lol
vinewood_og: Put the dinosaur juice back in the ground where it belongs
tryllebanjo: Uuuuh
TXC2: NapalmSideburns there's a tank
ButButTheJesus: maximum sushi traction
kimmiekoneko: wait, is 14/43 not our place in the ranking?
tryllebanjo: That's some black belt 10th dan stuff right there with that rice.
accountmadeforants: @Anubis169 I thankfully have underfloor cooling, but it was 32C outside at night. And now it's 28C despite it being completely overcast. Fun stuff, really.
MrPipboy3000: Got it, throw all bad middle managers who oppose remote work into a volcano so that traffic congestion drops by 90% ... on it!
NapalmSideburns: @TXC2 oh my
MrQBear: @MrPipboy3000 but what if the volcano gets acid reflux from all the junk food?
kimmiekoneko: but the sushi just passed us, and our placement didn't change...oh, did it lap us??
DrakoniteDev: @MrPipboy3000 I would like to subscribe to your newsletter and contribute to your campaign fund
ButButTheJesus: looks like another Z behind us? or GTR?
DeM0nFiRe: I've heard of fast food but this is ridiculous
tryllebanjo: Boy that sure is some... running sushi!
BigTheDave: really puts a new spin on Sushi To Go
TXC2: "Houston? the sushi has lapped us"
CAKHost: Fsh be swimmin'
Shadowsoflife: talk about fast food
DrakoniteDev: Ian is at least two laps down to the sushi
kusinohki: forget the youtube vid I saw that stated roads are so bad that when 90% of the traffic went away, fatalities increased. congestion keeps ppl alive by keeping cars from going fast enough
TehAmelie: i want to live somewhere with fast sushi. takes like 40 minutes to fill an order over here
BigTheDave: Is there an Oscar Meyer Beemer too?
LordZarano: Nissan 370z Nismo, ours is Pearl White
Anubis169: accountmadeforants: If I remember right, there are no country flags at all that have a gradiant
DrakoniteDev: fun fact: sushi started as fast food stalls
hiFunko: Good luck with your race today, Ian! May your worst pits today be your armpits.
CAKHost: Why....?
62MGcobra:
accountmadeforants: @Anubis169 Sure, but there are some truly horrendous city/region flags
BigTheDave: I thought emoji was the new Kanji
Revenant77x: Took the Lance Stroll line there
LordZarano: GANT
TehAmelie: the sushi is back again! it's a demon
vinewood_og: Just abbreviated that bumper
Anubis169: uh oh...
kusinohki: stupid TLAs taking over the language
Astrovore: GANT
Anubis169: bent tracking rod?
PsychoI3oy: stance'd
PharaohBender27:
So I had an MVI while on the way to the SAA conference as an NWA delegate talking about MPLP.
hiFunko: that wheel is jaunty
Shadowsoflife: gant
TehAmelie: an oni-nigiri?
Anubis169: OH CRAP bent axel!
TXC2:
as some one who has had to encounter Kanji from watching Sumo, please no English Kanji
Astrovore: the good news is that we already have our hazards on
BigTheDave: Your side door looks like a relief map of the moon
NapalmSideburns: Your wheels have turned into wonkies
CAKHost: I'm sure it's fine. >.>
RockPusher: Good old consider reducing force feedback gain
62MGcobra: and slight toe in setup
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: oh hell yeah toes in baby
ButButTheJesus: car is doing the stanky leg
DrakoniteDev: box box!
SquareDotCube: I'd say that name is a bridge too far
LordZarano: Good job we have the hazard lights on
Revenant77x: it really was almost exactly the Lance Stroll incident from yesterday
RealGamerCow: Are they just stuck on?
62MGcobra: @LordZarano always be prepared
DrakoniteDev: @LordZarano I legit lol'd
loufghyslaufey: Punch-@-Chunk notif: BACK. To The PIT.
Revenant77x: including the mangled front wheel
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Anubis169: Thank you PharaohBender27!
TXC2:
PharaohBender27
TehAmelie: are you taking up the bus lane?
CAKHost:
\o/
ButButTheJesus: banan?
CAKHost: A Nana was spotted?!
definenull: 🍌 ?
PharaohBender27:
@accountmadeforants That looks more like a logo than a flag
BigTheDave: Le Mans or Funfair Bumpercars?
Anubis169: All you did was synchronise states. The hazard lights were on, the card had to match it
62MGcobra: stay on target
BigTheDave: I feel like the state of your car would have triggered some kind of warning flag by now
DeM0nFiRe: Good thing penalties are off lol
mtvcdm: Why do you not have an auto pit?
CAKHost: There is safety in the Pit. Unless there isn't so disregard my comment. XD
definenull: stuck the landing!
TehAmelie: i remember Kathleen's strategy of driving at moped speed has been pretty successful at minimizing pit stops and thus gaining overall laps
letfireraindown: WOOO Lets get this
Anubis169: just give that bent axel a whack
LordZarano: PIT
mtvcdm: Oh wow is someone on the grid repping Zimbabwe?
badhaiku:
I don't understand 
MrQBear: the mechanic in the upper left having pit sign shoved through them...
NapalmSideburns: that's a decently priced and tasty whisky
ElementalAlchemist: gosh dangit
kusinohki: whisky you're the devil, leading me astray
ElementalAlchemist: they were supposed to fix the hazards
TXC2: "I say curuthers, ripping zimbabwe you pulled last night"
PharaohBender27:
RockPusher: wheeeeeee
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BusTed: hm
DeM0nFiRe:
KadmosTech: slight misalignment
Anubis169: HAHAHAHAHA
Creature_Comforts:
Have you considered reducing FFB gain?
ElementalAlchemist: LOL
Shadowsoflife: ???
DeM0nFiRe:
CAKHost: You are doing spinnies
ElementalAlchemist: well, the hazards are off now, it seems
TheAinMAP:
GhostValv: ripping wheelies outside the pit haha
TXC2: you spin me right round baby right round
BigTheDave: They replaced your wheels with the bogey from an amusements waltzer
definenull: uhhhh car?
hiFunko: Oh they put the wheel on upside down
DeM0nFiRe: You are also getting a "CONSIDER REDUCING FFB GAIN" warning at the top idk if it is related
Ugh_Sunlight: You could open a bakery with all those donuts
ButButTheJesus: they didn't fix it?
margieargie: They uh, may not have fixed the problem
definenull: ruude, kirbycar
CAKHost: Hi Kirby
margieargie:
Ironically, now's when you actually need the hazard lights on
PharaohBender27: ^
CAKHost: XD
Anubis169: "New car please"
tdapenguin: @Anubis169 "this time with some 'go' please"
definenull: uh oh
SquareDotCube: need one of those reference cards that old simulations came with explaining all the keyboard controls
PharaohBender27:
Shadowsoflife: Game?
Creature_Comforts: Car's haunted
CAKHost: Ru oh
definenull: IAN
TheAinMAP:
margieargie: Always finding bold new ways of breaking the game, that's the LRRMans guarantee
Anubis169: !addquote (Ian) [now] Are we penalised here? I just can't see the penal?
LRRbot: New quote #9327: "Are we penalised here? I just can't see the penal?" —Ian [2025-06-14]
mtvcdm: Look, if I were race control I'd penalize whatever that driver just did too
tdapenguin: @mtvcdm haha!
definenull: ah there it is
Sarah_Serinde:
I see I tuned in at an interesting time
PsychoI3oy: BUS
TehAmelie: everything makes sense now (optimistic)
TXC2: yeah that's an Ian quote
62MGcobra: and so it starts
Anubis169: we'll know if it's still the case now
TXC2: hello Sarah_Serinde
CAKHost: Sometimes, you just have to Pit
PharaohBender27:
Didero: am ian ok
CAKHost: D:
Shadowsoflife: Hey Sarah o/
accountmadeforants: Corporal punishment as well? That's one hell of a penalty
ThreeMemesInATrenchcoat: I love that I zone back in to Ian apparently hurting himself
Sarah_Serinde:
BigTheDave: Ian got booped
Anubis169: oh thank balls
Anubis169:
Haaaaaaaai Sarah!
BusTed: At least it's not firing
Transmuted_Elf: better a tank than a kill dozzer
singinnonsense: it's tanks all the way down
tdapenguin: "why are there six pedals if there are only four directions?"
accountmadeforants: Frankly, why isn't there always a tank?
Anubis169: PHRASING
PharaohBender27:
Because Le Mans got relocated to the US? 
TehAmelie: at least they're cutting down weight by having the gun unloaded (we hope)
CAKHost: Nope don't like it :[
BigTheDave: Shouldn't the tank be firing backwards to go faster?
definenull: how are the roads not wrecked by the tank threads \lh
Anubis169:
BigTheDave: that's the Nitro
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: @BigTheDave thats how you engage flight mode
kusinohki: how hard would it be to turn all the cars into the wacky races cast??
vinewood_og: If you experience penalization longer than 24 hours, please consult a publicist.
Wolfstrike_NL: @elgenericosfavoriteorphan I remember doing that in gta3
Anubis169: 'zactly
TehAmelie: a dirty lap is still alap!
accountmadeforants: Ah, but several cities and states do allow it, I'm afraid
CAKHost: The Tank has the blue shell and will make it everyone else's problem
DeM0nFiRe: I understand the nostalgia for mulsanne straight without the chicanes
TXC2: a gradient and just the letter B
PharaohBender27: What's a blue flag mean?
MrPipboy3000: Watch out for hop ons
BigTheDave: do you know how much of a countries GDP Would be spent on printing GRADIENTS on all their flags?
Anubis169: Blue flag is imperfect lap, right?
CAKHost: Or a regular shell... I don't play Mario Kart...
RockPusher: Alrighty, now that we're thoroughly underway in the way only we can, time for me to catch some Zs of my own. Safe driving everyone and I'll see you later.
TheAinMAP: Bus is used to its own designated lanes.
DeM0nFiRe: @Anubis169 Blue flag means faster traffic approaching
definenull: again.. phrasing?
Anubis169: ah
frnknstn: brave to tangle with Zeta like that
tdapenguin: @BigTheDave you can weave a gradient, the smoothness will just be dtermined by thre thread count
PharaohBender27: They did from the 1990s to 2015
BigTheDave: Provo Utah was made in MS Word
Anubis169: it has a gradient rainbow line
Anubis169: on white background
accountmadeforants: They have a rainbow gradient! And text with a drop shadow!
TehAmelie: a full rainbow! poor children
Shadowsoflife: @BigTheDave That is 100% word art
Pythonicus: seeing a bus with oversteer through a corner is a nightmare I never thought I'd see
TXC2: City flags are a mistake
vinewood_og: A drop shadow? IN THIS ECONOMY!?!?
BigTheDave: @TXC2 You should see the Edinburgh flag.
LordZarano: ガント
Anubis169: TXC2: Does your nearby city have a coat of arms?
CAKHost:
The Bus is coming 
Anubis169: ours does
kusinohki: does Nsburg have a flag yet?
accountmadeforants:
They did replace it a little while ago, apparently. It looks alright now, like a mineral water bottle instead of a car dealership https://i.imgur.com/YwRPSyo.png
ButButTheJesus: is Traction Control (TCS) turned on on this car? The 370Z has TCS in real life
Revenant77x: Hammer Down
Invitare: be the problem you want to see in the world
TXC2: Anubis169 I live in Winchester
TheKingWiggins: @BigTheDave that flag is incredible
Anubis169: so yes
Volus_dude: chicago has atleast decent city flag. AZ is one the worst ones with their brown chicken
BigTheDave: No gradient, but so much fiddly detail
CAKHost: That sounds like a future us problem!
TehAmelie: i know, let's run over the sushi to get some sticky rice on our tires
Anubis169: kusinohki: I think Nsburg had a different flag/sign every week
PharaohBender27: Per Wikipedia: "In a 2004 survey of city flags in the United States by members of the North American Vexillological Association (NAVA), the Provo flag ranked 143rd out of 150 overall (or 8th worst), with a score of 2.14 out of 10 points [. . .] the flag of Washington, D.C. ranked first, while the flag of Pocatello, Idaho, ranked last. Newspaper references to the survey said the flag was known to be "notoriously bad among flag enthusiasts."
Anubis169: with a new slogan on it
PharaohBender27: "The flag's design has been compared to the label on Centrum vitamin bottles,[14][15] and to a work drawn in magic marker and crayons."
RandomTrivia: oh no
Revenant77x: I am a bit surprised Ian is not driving the Oscar Mayer Weinermobile like they did at the Indy 500
margieargie: @PharaohBender27 Ah, the Pocatello flag, outdoing Provo by having, among other things, a copyright notice on it
BigTheDave: @PharaohBender27 Lol, the old Pocatello flag has a copyright notice on it
Anubis169: maybe your gravel clip was too bad?
DrakoniteDev: my city flag is surprisingly good, with heavy art deco vibes. and a group has been pushing for an official rainbow/pride version, which also looks surprisingly good
accountmadeforants: @margieargie The squished "to" in there is also classic
Anubis169: PharaohBender27: WHY!?
Riandisa: 2 Fast 2 Furious 2 Penaltied
Wolfstrike_NL: I don't think we have had this issue in previous years :s
kusinohki: my city flag was actually used in a this or that real or fake flag bit on live
TehAmelie: when most places want kids to have a good time drawing their flag, Pocatello want them to worry about copyright jail
Anubis169: PharaohBender27: that looks like a 90's Silicon Vally printer toner company logo
Volus_dude: @PharaohBender27 are they actually mountains or stock market crash?
TheKingWiggins: I can’t imagine many are clamoring for that trademark
margieargie: @accountmadeforants I'm personally a big fan of the 90s paper cup design to the mountains
tdapenguin: @TehAmelie wiat, they've got a TM and a (c) on it!
CAKHost:
@PharaohBender27 That sure was a flag
tdapenguin: @DrakoniteDev that's rad
TXC2: PharaohBender27 "oh that's nice what's the problem?" (scrolls down) "oh sweet baby jesus"
tryllebanjo: @DrakoniteDev Is that you, Roman Mars the Flag Guy?
TehAmelie: IS it even legal to reproduce that sucker?
Anubis169: DrakoniteDev: That on the other hand, looks like it's from System Shock
RandomTrivia: Dammit Zeta!
kenny_roberts84: Bugger off bus LOL
Anubis169: Zeta's syspension is gone... all is normal
Anubis169: it's off its rocker
MrPipboy3000: Those are speed sparks ...
tdapenguin: @accountmadeforants that is interesting looking
kusinohki: normal sparks. when they turn blue you go faster
DrakoniteDev: @Anubis169 it is my city's (Lincoln, NE USA) actual official flag
PharaohBender27:
@TXC2 Yeah that's the issue with Twitch breaking the direct link and just taking you to the top of the page.
TheKingWiggins: @accountmadeforants The flag of LEGOlandia?!
DrakoniteDev: @tryllebanjo no idea who that is
LordZarano: GANT
MadameAdversary: GANT
PharaohBender27: GANT GANT
PsychoI3oy: we've got 22.5 hours to kill
Anubis169:
RandomTrivia: GANT
tdapenguin: @terribleplan that's a very descriptive flag
RandomTrivia: @PsychoI3oy ^
tryllebanjo: @BigTheDave da heck
Jontall: How many variations have you heard of "how many wheels does your car have?" "4" "what do you steer with?"
Revenant77x:
DrakoniteDev: @terribleplan better than most state flags for sure. solid 9/10
PharaohBender27: @BigTheDave That looks like "What if ALL the Euopean kingdoms in ONE flag!?"
vinewood_og: "Fun with Flags" new season just dropped!
BigTheDave: @tryllebanjo Royal Banners contain all the banners of all their dominions. It's nonsense
Anubis169: we're heavy
Didero: Just gasoline sloshing around in the trunk
TehAmelie: hmm, my town doesn't seem to have a flag, rather a "coat of arms" with three reindeer heads
Revenant77x: Don't worry if you hit the wall hard enough that extra fuel will take care of itself
RandomTrivia: Towing a small tanker
v_nome: Are buses ghosts this year?
Volus_dude: Orimattila region has a metal coat of arms. silver horse carrying a deaths scythe
tdapenguin: @Shadowsoflife that one's not supposed to be rectangular, right?
MrQBear: what
BigTheDave: That's a hell of a sentence Ian
DrakoniteDev: 57L is about right for that gas tank size
ElementalAlchemist:
Anubis169: that'd be burning oil
BusTed:
baltimore_667083: going off the cars universe, yes
Didero: wait who's peeing blood?
Anubis169: or in the case of farm equipment, red diesel
Shadowsoflife: @tdapenguin No, it not.
BigTheDave: Uhh, Zeta's on fire
RandomTrivia: @BigTheDave Seems about normal
TehAmelie: cars have so many juices. brake fluid, windshield wiper fluid
TXC2:
it would be windscreen whipper fluid coming out the exhaust
TheKingWiggins: just bodied a bus
Shadowsoflife: @BigTheDave as is Zeta want
Driosenth: Coolant, as that should never be in the exhaust
frnknstn: The famous documentary, Transformers: Dark Side of the Moon, posited that yes, lubricant = pee
tdapenguin: @BigTheDave oooof, that flag is in need of a visit to the vexologists also
PsychoI3oy: does that make DEF bile?
Anubis169: Gearbox oil
BigTheDave: I hope Zeta Bus' pit routine includes rotating all of the cushions on the bus
kusinohki: evil thought - instead of peeing away waste product, we can only sweat it away...
tdapenguin: do you need to change your headlight fluid?
singinnonsense: don't forget most of the carbon goes out the lungs
Anubis169: If your gearbox oil is coming out your exhaust, you have bigger problems
BigTheDave: oh god the sushi makes slurping noises
Anubis169:
that's just backfiring
Driosenth: Gearbox oil is more like the fluid inside joint pads they don't circulate.
accountmadeforants: We're all just tubes somehow retaining copious amounts of liquid and gas
IbunWest:
TehAmelie: faster than any other boy has gone before?
Anubis169 checks
tryllebanjo: yes
Anubis169: yup still here
accountmadeforants: Ye
Shadowsoflife: here
DeM0nFiRe: Still going fine
MehallD: Sorry I was late for the drivers meeting. What we driving this year?
BigTheDave: I think so
gsyhiap: Existence confirmed
DrakoniteDev: I think I'm still here
Anubis169: MehallD: a Nissan GT-R
DeM0nFiRe: Time flies when you're having GANT
TehAmelie: !updog
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tdapenguin: the flightless bird is go
RandomTrivia: Hey there MehallD, welcome aboard
accountmadeforants: That's the power of vexillology
PharaohBender27: Oh hello again, broken windshield
Anubis169: MehallD: currently with more fuel in its tank than the tank can hold, due to no ceiling values
LordZarano: ガント
accountmadeforants: Few things are as efficient at wasting everybody's time
Reaper_IsMyName: existentialism reporting from the allegory of the cave, checking in. am real
RandomTrivia:
accountmadeforants: Very good
DrakoniteDev: @Anubis169 Nah, 57L is right in the middle of possible tank sizes for this car
TehAmelie: the windshield cracks make me worry it's regular glass of the sort that'd cut you to pieces if it broke
RandomTrivia: Once you learn about the cave, it's difficult to make progress - you reach a Plato-eau
RandomTrivia:
MrQBear:
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BigTheDave: Does Platos Cave have a flag? Or is it really just the shadow of every flag ever flown?
IbunWest: Okay I know Ian said gearbox but my brain processed it as mailbox
Anubis169: my fiesta's got a 40L tank max
TheDevil_Risen:
morning Ian 
accountmadeforants: That's what the car uses to chew the thick gasoline.
tdapenguin:
@RandomTrivia 
gsyhiap: I like that you're using the full width of the track, gravel and all...
baltimore_667083: the. WHAT.
Bratmon: Have we reached the point where Ian has done this track in total more than the actual race drivers?
Anubis169: ooo, on what?
BigTheDave: Clean it out by running a gallon of Pilk through it
RandomTrivia: Did you make some thicc wet by mistake?
Revenant77x: new episode of Wet Ones then?
DrakoniteDev: 57L is 15Gallon, and this car would have between 12-18 gallon tank... didn't know exact model to verify, so checked the maker in general
PharaohBender27:
@Revenant77x 
Anubis169:
Norton
Anubis169:
Yo dude! I'm getting my licence and riding a Yamaha Virago 750
Anubis169: can't wait
TehAmelie: the real drivers sure have careers that long?
mtvcdm: I mean, how much have the drivers done race sims of their own
Revenant77x: @PharaohBender27 *waves*
DrakoniteDev: does that take in to account time taken by guest drivers?
Anubis169: wide seat tourer
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Also of note, most actual Le Mans drivers only actually drive for 8(?) hours of each race, unlike Ian.
jessicaengle:
@Anubis169 
Jontall: License Acquisition Procedure... so a LAP?
Anubis169: 'cause I'm over 25, UK allows spending a week doing everything, instead of the long-ass waiting time on a 125 licence
DrakoniteDev: I would assume practice and rig testing make up for guest driver time
tdapenguin: @ScrapyardGhostTrain le mans is a test of the car's ability to do 24hrs, not of the driver's ability
Volus_dude: well Ian has driven this course more than Karl Benz has
ScrapyardGhostTrain: tdapenguin I know, that's my point.
TehAmelie: i wonder how much time they get to practice on the track though
Anubis169: hahahah
margieargie: How long is the Circuit de la Sarthe in race configuration? I don't know if there's extra time for the real drivers to practice
RandomTrivia: Endurance for the driver, and for the car *from* the driver
Reaper_IsMyName: endurance of the human psyche
Creature_Comforts: Nine years' worth of this, apparently
definenull: i'd argue its *survival* for the car 😆
Toaster_Strooder: Desert Bus is looking weird this year
tdapenguin: @ScrapyardGhostTrain yeah, i was elaborating for other folks, b/c i rmember being confused on htat point when i first learnt about le mans.
Anubis169: 13.626 km (8.467 mi)
ButButTheJesus: how many laps till my brain decides its nap time
Anubis169: in current config
margieargie: How long of time is it set up for racing rather than as roads, I mean
ScrapyardGhostTrain: tdapenguin Ah, no worries.
vinewood_og: One hand on the car. One hand in the wiki.
Jontall:
If the goal is to see how long you can stand, I hope you can work the pedals de-seated
tdapenguin: @ScrapyardGhostTrain ps. faboo username
TehAmelie: in some races the driver has an assistant to read a map, but in LRRMans we have them read wikipedia
tdapenguin: @TehAmelie loooool
Anubis169: it was 17km, but it was reconfigured in 2018
TheDevil_Risen: i see the pickup is back
TheDevil_Risen: have we seen sushi?
Driosenth: race legal
Anubis169: Mine has hazard flashers
tdapenguin: @TehAmelie chat is here to bring new meaning to the role of 'navigator'
TXC2: TheDevil_Risen we've been lapped by them
RandomTrivia: Because motorcycles *ARE* a hazard
mercano82: given it’s only a temporary track, I wonder if drivers do time in a simulator to learn the track
RandomTrivia:
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: oh my god that model on the motorcycle
Creature_Comforts: We got rekt by sushi earlier
TheDevil_Risen:
nice
ButButTheJesus: @TheDevil_Risen sushi has lapped us
Anubis169: they're for night time so nobody smacks into you at 70
Creature_Comforts: The sushi is very fast
Anubis169: if you're parked on the roadside
TheDevil_Risen: oo airport stairs!
tdapenguin: @mercano82 now i'm wondering that too
RandomTrivia: The lean on those stairs...
TXC2: we're too thicc for stairs
tdapenguin: if we were on a motorcycle, would we run up the stairs to get air?
KadmosTech: @TXC2 just like my ex
DrakoniteDev: racers used to hate sims, but I think sim time has become a major part of modern racing
TheDevil_Risen: hows the shifter repair holding up?
Toaster_Strooder: @tdapenguin - The real question is how high would you get?
LordZarano: "The roads are closed only within a few hours of the practice sessions and the race before being opened again almost as soon as the race is finished."
nevyn666: windshield looking like my iphone rn
tdapenguin: @Toaster_Strooder can we lobby ian to test this?
ButButTheJesus: erm ackshully its the 370Z
Toaster_Strooder: @tdapenguin - Maybe
TXC2: the Carsona of a goth GF ?
tryllebanjo: *ehem*
Anubis169: Ian's Nissan
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: this car is built like hechicero
TXC2: "we here at Nissan have Carsonified the absolute territory"
loufghyslaufey: But is she full-fledged goth or goth by apparel preference? Asking psychologically.
Reaper_IsMyName: Gortan put it in H
TehAmelie: i can see someone making a car model called Absolute Terrain without knowing
TXC2: full on sacked Rome Goth
DrakoniteDev: this is a 370Z? *looks it up*. oh lawd, 72L tank is standarrd
tryllebanjo: I don't know if anyone has ever noticed this, but eh: Japan is weird sometimes, right?
TXC2: TehAmelie exactly
Toaster_Strooder: Aren’t we all weird sometimes?
Anubis169:
it's just different
tryllebanjo:
Yeah
GhostValv: imagine having fun....
tdapenguin: @Toaster_Strooder p sure i'm weird most of the times
TXC2: every country is eccentric in it's own way
ButButTheJesus: @TehAmelie zomg cuuuuuute
Shadowsoflife: @TehAmelie amazing.
tryllebanjo:
Yeah, that one's better
Anubis169: some things are the same, some things are different, some things are unique
Volus_dude: Rome sacking Goth or Hot Topic Goth?
margieargie: @TXC2 Awww, I was hoping for the "established a continuation state in Italy with the approval of the emperor in Constantinople" Goth
IslandersCaper:
LRRMans day!
gsyhiap: Fair
LordZarano: 𝖦𝖠𝖭𝖳
margieargie: !gant
LRRbot: KARBY
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: y'know, your not wrong
MehallD: as a trans woman, yes they are
baltimore_667083: GANT
loufghyslaufey: They are. They're also tourist/foreign skeptics, eh?
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: a lot of governments are making strange choices right now.
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Name a government that isn't, Ian.
Toaster_Strooder: @tehamelie - I want to put my hand on it
Shadowsoflife: @Volus_dude Yes
TXC2: Britain , Weird, dangerous
Anubis169: Our gov't dosen't want to admit it's broke
tryllebanjo: Beep beep, honk honk
Toaster_Strooder: Yeah. Yeaaaaah.
Anubis169: (money wise)
ButButTheJesus: yeah
loufghyslaufey: The skeptics of Japan that is.
MehallD: @Anubis169 They're broke intellectually and ideologically too!
Anubis169: g-what?
GhostValv: o/
ButButTheJesus: the who
shssqd01: gquuuux
cuzuki: o/
GhostValv: GQuuuuuX
TXC2:
Anubis169 and also wont tax the wealthy to solve that problem
ArdCollider: I have to watch ep 10.
Orestes290: It's great!
MrQBear: I call it Kwacks
Toaster_Strooder: G Clucks??
mercano82: me?
Driosenth: did you miss a 'u'?
PsychoI3oy:
KadmosTech: G Quacks? the sound a duck makes
ArdCollider: GQu{6}X
MehallD: I prefer my gndam with lesbians. (I haven't watched g quacks yet)
Kidror: It got me to watch all of Gundam through Char's Counterattack so yeah I'd say I'm enjoying it
SlyFrostPaw: ive been calling it G-Quacks
DanielJennaGrouse: I am sure *watching* GQuX, statements about enjoyment are on hold until it wraps up
LordZarano: Correct number of 'u's
TehAmelie: i remember g-qwoks appearing in How I Met Your Mother. . .
ScrapyardGhostTrain: ArdCollider I enjoy that notation.
PsychoI3oy: i never got past baz
TXC2: is this a pot8o's situation ?
MrQBear: I have been hearing good stuff about it..
LordZarano: Same number of 'u's as 'v's in vvvvvv
TheDevil_Risen: bai bai tomago
DanielJennaGrouse: it's doing some cool stuff but also can get navel gazy in ways I am concerned about
Reaper_IsMyName: i looked up into the rear view and beheld S U S H I
ButButTheJesus: double sushi!
Anubis169: I got *cough* copies of everything since the first Mobile Suit Gundam, and watched as far as F91. About to start Stardust Memory
wedge_x: also Zeon Zaddy
tdapenguin: @Reaper_IsMyName it looks like a whale shark come to eat us. i am now afraid that we are plankton
TheDevil_Risen: holy Abrahms
Invitare: what tank is that?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I haven't seen any UC yet, so I've been waiting to watch gquuuuux because I heard it might need it. is this right?
TheDevil_Risen: nah its not
TheDevil_Risen: k2
TacitusVigil: Did James Bond steal another tank?
SquareDotCube: Tank does not overtake, it merely over-tanks.
Kidror: @NarwhalsInATrenchcoat It definitely is yeah, original season definitely and Zeta likely
Anubis169: hehehehe
ArdCollider: @NarwhalsInATrenchcoat It would probably help, as someone who hasn't watched UC and is watchng GQu{6}x.
tdapenguin: byebye whalefish tomago
Driosenth: like a real Abrams
Volus_dude: tog2 or Maus would be nice to overtake
wedge_x: White Sands
itmightbemikey: Oh yeah I live near a US Air Force Base
mercano82: Kennedy Space Center
Bruceski: Huh, surprised i didn't know that about White Sands.
RandomTrivia:
Nerdsniped
margieargie: !gant
LRRbot: GANT GANT
LordZarano: ⲄⲀⲚⲦ
WiJohn: Nerd hat? On this channel? Heavens!
ButButTheJesus: GANT
baltimore_667083: GANT
Reaper_IsMyName: @RandomTrivia gundam fans are 2, warhammer fans are 3
TacitusVigil:
The original mobile suit gundam series: ExoSquad
DrakoniteDev: He says that like has ever taken the nerd hat off...
DanielJennaGrouse: I believe that the first ~6 episodes of GQuX work for newbies and then it goes "ha, fooled you, for nerds only, gotta have watched everything up until CCA"
tdapenguin: @DrakoniteDev sometimes one might swap which nerd hats one is wearing?
Shadowsoflife: Watch G gundam, It's wild and has nothing to do with gundam.
Anubis169: and it's not just the art style
KadmosTech: everybody remembers their first gundam (I assume, I've never seen one)
DrakoniteDev: @tdapenguin I usually stack them in a tower
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DanielJennaGrouse: if you have interest in Gundam, the first show is what you are interested in and it has ages way way way better than you expect
tdapenguin: @DrakoniteDev oooh, you are wise!
loufghyslaufey: Forty of them in... Cel, back then/when?
Strebenherz: GANT GANT. Good morning y'all
Anubis169: loufghyslaufey: 1979
RandomTrivia: Good GANT to you Strebenherz
TXC2: hello Strebenherz welcome
ButButTheJesus: @Strebenherz GANT
Reaper_IsMyName: help me out: why do we yell GANT?
DanielJennaGrouse: the pacing is way snappier than a mecha show from the late 70 early 80s should be
wedge_x: the animation shift when GQuX flashbacks is *chefs kiss*
TXC2: Reaper_IsMyName it's on the sign
TXC2: and it's just a funny word
TehAmelie: Gant the pant company have a perpetual billboard on the track
RealGamerCow: Looks like your best lap is about 5:35
ogier300: The movies are sort of like reading the plot summary on a wiki page
PharaohBender27:
Gant is pretty much the OG meme for this event
Kidror: The shot for shot of the first original episode was amazing
DanielJennaGrouse: the movies are "good" as in "if you can't be convinced to watch the show, I guess they will kinda catch you up"
Reaper_IsMyName: thanks friends!
Kidror: It was so good that I (having not seen OG Gundam) went to go watch the episode for comparison
SquareDotCube: even the scaling and perspective issues?
DiamondTiki:
And those corners are pretty sharp, so we can plenty of opportunity to see "GANT" spinning thorough the field of view
DanielJennaGrouse: I personally really really dislike the movies, they're paced weird, they don't get the full personality of the characters across, they're messy
varmintx0: Every year this stream makes me want to get my racing wheel out of storage and go for a spin in Assetto...I never do cuz it's too much effort.
TehAmelie: go Sweden
margieargie: Speaking of the first years of this, I miss Jumpsuit Jacques...
Anubis169: DanielJennaGrouse: Very much agreed there. I worked my way through Votoms and while it's a lovely story, hoo boy the story is a slog at some points
DanielJennaGrouse: imo the best new entry point for now is still Witch from Mercury
DrakoniteDev: @varmintx0 it making me debate getting beer delivered and spending time tonight drinking and racing
r7293: hello sexy man
r7293: how u been
Anubis169: hello sexy chatter
iris_of_ether: That's me and Rock Band
DanielJennaGrouse: Watch WfM, realise Gundam is good, go watch all of Tomino Gundam in release order
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @DanielJennaGrouse (ngl, having watched WfM this was my plan)
Anubis169: r7293: 'sup
margieargie: !gant
LRRbot: GANT GANT
TehAmelie: i wonder if these billboards are always there or they put them up for the race
LordZarano: 𝙶𝙰𝙽𝚃
RandomTrivia: GANT
Strebenherz: GANT GANT
Creature_Comforts: gant cciht
Shadowsoflife: GANT
DanielJennaGrouse: I agree with "whatever is airing" with the caveat is that what is airing right now is a show for Anno by Anno's friends which... I'm not sure is a great introduction either
MalFnord: I dunno man, there's only so much Tomino one can handle.
Viewers_Like_You: Oh hey, it's the mans! I completely missed that this was happening. How's it been going?
Anubis169: r7293 don't leave us x_x
Strebenherz: Cue a Midwest post carrier suddenly yelling GANT GANT to the confusion of locals
DanielJennaGrouse: the bits he did feel less Anno than the bits other people did
Reaper_IsMyName: watch neon genesis evangelion, have crisis, recover, watch UC, then watch Robotech
DanielJennaGrouse: I think that is the issue, it feels extremely notice me Anno senpai at some points
TXC2: hello Viewers_Like_You welcome
Viewers_Like_You: Excellent, excellent!
IbunWest: Next you're going to tell me Kenji Inafune wasn't the sole creator of Mega Man.
Anubis169: Ever notice Anno's storytelling changed slightly since he went and got therapy?
Shadowsoflife:
Yes, my realm doesn't need cars.
Anubis169: Good for him now he's in a better headspace, but there's a rawness which isn't there now
SlyFrostPaw: @Reaper_IsMyName then watch GaoGaiGar for something completelly different 🦁 🚆 ✈️ 🤖
Anubis169: GaoGaiGar is a trip
Strebenherz: What is the proper name for the sushi car sushi?
TXC2: Strebenherz one of them is tomogo
iris_of_ether: I'm pleased the sushi cars have made a return
Anubis169: Strebenherz: there are two of them. One is a Tamagonigiri
DanielJennaGrouse: I'm glad VOTOMS are getting more recognition again with the anniversary and all the kits coming out
Manae: So real robot it got used for some Battletech mechs
iris_of_ether: Planetes is so so good!
TacitusVigil:
@TXC2 More like Toma-go, amirite?
Strebenherz: Ty anubis
Anubis169: the other one... what's salmon?
GhostValv: Planetes I enjoyed. the manga is a bit weirder.
TXC2: TacitusVigil exactly
Tree_san: Planetes is delightful
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: cmon micheal bluth get it together, unsafe move there lol
Anubis169: Votoms moves so slowly x_x
TehAmelie: we're getting Arrested Developmented here
DanielJennaGrouse: the pacing of VOTOMS is rough, yes
ArdCollider: cough LOGH cough
DanielJennaGrouse: but also VOTOMS is the best adaptation of Dune
Strebenherz: You paid for rain right?
baltimore_667083: you bribed God himself to bring rain to Le Mans?
iris_of_ether:
LordZarano: 𝗚𝗔𝗡𝗧
Anubis169: GONT
Strebenherz: WAIT IS IT A RENEWING FEE FOR RAIN
margieargie: !gant
LRRbot: Consider reducing FFB gain.
Reaper_IsMyName: ahh i get it now.
Snowcookies: Raiin is for paying customers only
Strebenherz: I remember the joke I thought it was a one time thing!
Anubis169:
brb sec, need to stretch legs
TehAmelie: imagine if you could get penalties suspended so you just quit the race earlier
Strebenherz: Rain is subscription only? XD
LordZarano: !searchfortreasure
LRRbot: You find: Gold!
TXC2:
Strebenherz welcome to end stage capitalism
RandomTrivia: Oh I looked away for a moment, what happen?
TehAmelie: it's like raaaiiain with a subscriber fee♫
TXC2: RandomTrivia transmission said no
Reaper_IsMyName: nah paid subscription for rain is like extra innings stage capitalism
RandomTrivia: TXC2 oh dear
niccus: rain, charged per gallon
ButButTheJesus: @TehAmelie it figures
DrakoniteDev: @LoadingReadyRun if you missed it, I looked it up and this model car has a 72L tank... so plenty of room!
Strebenherz: Wait why is more fuel bad
TXC2: Strebenherz makes the car heavier and thus slower
DrakoniteDev: @Strebenherz weight
Snowcookies: heavier car
spicyFerret_: @Strebenherz Heavy
TehAmelie: the strategy is finding just how much fuel you need between pit stops so you don't drive around with too much
TacitusVigil: It's fine.
baltimore_667083:
I wouldn’t know I just went back for the first time in a decade
Driosenth: Very Unsuitable, Very Funny
Volus_dude: that wasn't pit stop. that was gas town. witnes...V8...V8
Strebenherz: Ahhh ok
Geldaran: ummm. around here it's all the old folks and college students with their parents.
iris_of_ether: Goth girlfriend might find it funny
Reaper_IsMyName: its kitschy so she might be into it
Bunoc1: I did get a cat with a witch hat at one...
MalFnord: @iris_of_ether Kinda what I was thinking, yeah.
vinewood_og: Not their vibe. But grease does not discriminate.
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: ive only ever seen the inside of a cracker barrell in wrestler vlogs
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: lol
hamraffle: goth girlfriend and cracker barrrel would be fine. They have excellent pancakes too
TacitusVigil: They have a country store attached to the restaurant
itmightbemikey: I can get biscuits and gravy at Cracker Barrel so it's aces in my book
vinewood_og: Perfection.
baltimore_667083: they’ve got good seasoned rice
omdorastrix: Been to a few on Youth group trips 20 years ago
Geldaran: @itmightbemikey foir me it's the bread pudding.
hamraffle: Cracker Barrel in Oklahoma is a great place to get canadian maple cookies
Reaper_IsMyName: i like the dumplings
Gadora: Yeah, they do some good biscuits and gravy.
ElementalAlchemist: ooh
Reaper_IsMyName: DEJA VU
ElementalAlchemist: I haven't had biscuits and gravy in a bit
ElementalAlchemist: it's quite good
vinewood_og: I make my own once a month. Comfort food to the next level.
Driosenth: Cracker Barrels' Biscuits and Gravy have always been a disapointment when I find myself there
iris_of_ether: Go for serviceable chicken, leave with a toy plush bear because you begged your parents
wedge_x: fried catfish, eggs and grits is my Cracker Barrel go-to
Strebenherz: Doing things I should not do with my mail van
Strebenherz: However tempting
Gadora: I usually went with the chicken fried chicken, back when I had family to visit in Texas.
TheMerricat: These days the Cracker Barrels around me don't even have the normal 10% occupancy of older folk who are just hanging out 24 hrs because they don't have anything else to do. They are almost completely empty.
Reaper_IsMyName: GANT
LordZarano: ガント
ArdCollider: cracker barrel culturally questionable but also, hash brown casserole.
iris_of_ether: I should make a hash brown casserole
omdorastrix: is hashbrown casserole a variant p outine?
ArdCollider: also hilariously gendered "here's your split check" if you appear to be two dudes. a man's money for his Uncle Herschel's must not commingle with that of another man's.
Reaper_IsMyName: or hotdish if ya nasty
Driosenth: For good or ill, yes hash brown anything is American food
TehAmelie: (sorry not sorry)
ArdCollider: p'outine
kimmiekoneko: oh it's a röstiauflauf
omdorastrix: (over active spacebar)
TacitusVigil: It's Klingon. P'Ou'Tine
ButButTheJesus: I thought of P=NP
wedge_x: p’wet
Volus_dude: how about making Pepperjack Turducken Slammer from Supernatural. it oozes
RandomTrivia: The classic Beans on Toast
RandomTrivia: Can't beat it
wedge_x: related to the s’pht
ArdCollider: NP-wet problems *very* unacceptable to me
TXC2: beans on toast won the war
omdorastrix: oh man... beans on toast - the poor family struggle meal of my childhood
LurkerSpine: why have beans on toast when you could have a bean burrito
RandomTrivia: @ArdCollider What a cursed phrase
TacitusVigil: Have you had p'wet since that LRL?
Viewers_Like_You: Ooh, Assetto Corsa is 75% off on Steam. If one were to want to corse an asset, is the base game sufficient, or are there important DLCs to pick up with it?
ogier300: Slow is smooth, smooth is fast.
RandomTrivia: The other war, the cold war
RandomTrivia:
wedge_x: ROFL Ian
TacitusVigil: I'm pretty sure Pizza Hut won the Cold War
Volus_dude: war on roses?
TXC2:
Falklands wasn't a war technically
gsyhiap: I don't recommend cold beans on toast, much better hot.
PharaohBender27: @TXC2 Oh so like pretty much every U.S. war after World War II?
PsychoI3oy: heh, I just found someone's keto biscuits and gravy recipie; the gravy is thickened with xanthan gum and the biscuits are cheddar and coconut flour
TXC2:
PharaohBender27 yes
gualdhar: Does Britain know that they're not at war, and they can eat things that taste good?
vinewood_og: "Give 'em the beans." Ah yes the motto of my OnlyCats.
TehAmelie: i stacked up way too many cans of heinz beans for my emergency stash two years ago. been eating them for two weeks
PharaohBender27:
@vinewood_og
TehAmelie: as they expire in two years
Volus_dude: well cold beans isn't a vomelet
omdorastrix: @gualdhar - they eat enough curry and chips to know that flavour exists I'm sure
Invitare: if you're eating vegan I don't think the thickener is the difficult part of the gravy
Reaper_IsMyName: putting the GO in tamago
RandomTrivia: And here I thought sushi *wasn't* fast food
PharaohBender27: Whew
iris_of_ether: Xanthum gum works fine. So would chickpea flour
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loufghyslaufey: I think I've heard "Coyote" for one through a "grand-pops."
iris_of_ether: Source: am celiac lol
TehAmelie: @RandomTrivia that's what i said!
xantos69: Hey kids! How goes the LRRing and/or the MANsing?
RandomTrivia: Hey there xantos69, welcome aboard the 350z
Sacrenos: I looked in the mirrror and was like: is that an M109 Paladin?!
Volus_dude: k2
LordZarano: GANT
margieargie: !gant
LRRbot: Controls are locked for the next 6000 seconds.
GhostValv: heck yeah
PharaohBender27: @LRRbot D:
PharaohBender27: THAT TANK JUST FIRED
TXC2: hello xantos69 welcome
TacitusVigil: Is it the Prank Tank?
Sacrenos: ow no its not a paladin... What tank is that?
margieargie: @PharaohBender27 Don't worry about it
TehAmelie: heaviest armed bee i've seen
TXC2: it's tracer rounds it's fine
omdorastrix: That tank should have a MAASSIVE draft
TXC2: Sacrenos a K2
rentar42: I've got a feeling that tank isn't acurrately simulated ...
badpandabear: It’s just distributing frozen T shirts, nothing to worry about
xantos69: @rentar42 We must go to the world of tanks forum to get classified documents on the matter!
PharaohBender27:
@xantos69 That's War Thunder
iris_of_ether: I still love that one of the Desert Bus crafters made a model Prank Tank one year
Sacrenos:
@TXC2 I do forgive myself not knowing a modern south korean tank
TacitusVigil:
Pretty sure the tank was already drafted (conscripted)
TehAmelie: how does the tank handle its own wind resistance? shoot it?
Xavorin: Happy LRRMans Day, friends! What is our vehicle of choice this year?
CaptainSpam: It'll give you an Obelix, yes.
iris_of_ether: The only correct way to go Galt
Driosenth: what is the plural of asterisk?
xantos69: Sorry I'm confused. Who is John Galt?
PharaohBender27:
@xantos69 A character from an Ayn Rand novel and thus a hero for shitty people
margieargie: @xantos69 I've been asking that for years <_<
rentar42: i would have been tempted to take 8 of those movable type items and then tell everyone "I've got an 8 bit font at home"
TehAmelie: what was that libertarian paradise they actually tried to build named after Galt? Galt's Gulch?
PharaohBender27: @TehAmelie Yep
ElementalAlchemist: good night, James
Snowcookies: only 3 shifts this DB now
Driosenth: How is John Galt? like emotionally?
ContingentCat: Why is pretty clear, because Ayn Rand sucks
iris_of_ether: Or "How"
Metric_Furlong: everyone asks who is john galt, but no one ever asks how is john galt
lightfut: I am asking where is John Galt. I just wanna talk
omdorastrix: Yah - when's the last time you saw a car?
randombillfolds: I still need to figure out why places in Guelph are named after John Galt.
MalFnord: Why and how are collectivist.
spicyFerret_: Road Quest 2: Victoria to Le Mans.
kimmiekoneko: no one ever asks "how much is john galt?"
Volus_dude: very drifty nissan
LordZarano: ガント
RandomTrivia: !gant
LRRbot: GANT GANT
margieargie: Wherefore art thou John Galt?
kimmiekoneko: "where is waldo" would be over so quickly if he had a mobile phone
Strebenherz: GANT GANT
tdapenguin: in the spirit of today, where is Jans Gant?
TXC2: I need to make dinner, you keep ganting chat
RandomTrivia:
Rip Zeta
PharaohBender27:
TehAmelie: i blame cutbacks on public transport
RandomTrivia: See you later, TXC2
tdapenguin: @TXC2 happy food time!
iris_of_ether: Where in the world is - Waldo Sandiego
PharaohBender27:
@iris_of_ether
F1SHOR: ohh its already drivey mcdrivesmans time!
kusinohki: I thought it was full of liquid
xantos69: They do. "The motion of your body powers it"
Jontall:
I would hope the car is full of gas, it would be rather hard to breathe if the inside was solid
NapalmSideburns: they reinforce the holzmann field generators
wedge_x: ^
F1SHOR: only the oldmatics up the butt'
tdapenguin: given the volumne of fart of an average human, that does seem to be an oversight
margieargie: @Jontall Ooops, filled mine with noble gas instead... good news, not reactive! That's also the bad news
tdapenguin: *daily volume of farts
TacitusVigil: The Ass-Powered Forklift
ContingentCat: And do you have to be forklift certified first?
TacitusVigil: Nothing noble about this.
Driosenth: maybe the diet on Dune is prohibitive to internal gas generation
spicyFerret_: And you may ask yourself, my god, what have i done
Volus_dude: Harkonnen had to search flatulence powered hovering when he was younger
Driosenth: If you fart helium, is it higher pitch?
KadmosTech: right but *I* haven't done it yet
KadmosTech:
F1SHOR: The royal passing of gass
PharaohBender27:
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: lol
iris_of_ether: Uhhhhhhh
Xavorin: The only mountain I condone climbing is the Agro Crag.
TacitusVigil: But Ian, think of all the rich people that might die doing it! It's basically the Titan but less expensive!
ButButTheJesus: silly humans
Snowcookies: omg
tdapenguin: @Driosenth pretty sure that's not realy possible for humans? modifiying diet can affect the smell of it, but i thought that the production was required by metabolism. any biologists/doctors in the house?
F1SHOR: collecting royal passings is an untapped market
wedge_x: should grab one of the articles about people trying to deep dive on hydrox
omdorastrix: The deep sea swallows all...
iris_of_ether: I think the big problem is that those rich people also tend to take out their sherpas with them :x
tdapenguin: @omdorastrix she is a harsh and hungry mistress
malsareus: not to mention that sending cleanup operations to the bottom of the Atlantic is, ah, challenging
kimmiekoneko: so you're saying we need to put crabs on mt everest
PsychoI3oy: so we need to ship crabs to Everest, got it.
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Jontall: So... little crab wearing a SCUBA as a shell?
LordZarano: ᚌᚐᚅᚈ
spicyFerret_: If memory serves, theres a wtyp episode about Everest
xantos69: I saw that star wars
baltimore_667083: that just sounds like subnautica
spicyFerret_: قفاز قفاز
TacitusVigil: Genetically engineered mountain crabs that eat feces and oxygen tanks and rich people.
TehAmelie: surprising not more rich people try to explore ocean depths that have not actually been explored instead. you know, in spite of the accidents they keep having when they do try
Xavorin: kimmiekoneko and Psychol3oy sharing a braincell, I see.
malsareus: @TacitusVigil I think breediong goats for that would be faster
Sacrenos: That's why I am still in favour of the rich shooting themselves into space. Cleanup can be done by space crabs and they invest billions into space travel first.
omdorastrix: So we send a few hundred crab in tiny little heated scuba to Everest to do cleanup?
malsareus: @malsareus also they'd be a native species
TacitusVigil: @malsareus Yeah, that makes more sense.
Viewers_Like_You: The what?
PharaohBender27: Thunder!
realbadatthis_: @Viewers_Like_You Ute. think el camino's but aussie
Jontall: Good new Ian, the time is right where you left it. Not WHEN of course
spicyFerret_: @PharaohBender27 You better run, you better take cover
Volus_dude: cross a polar bear and coconut grab and ya have cold resistant critter that dispose stuff at peak of mountains
Viewers_Like_You: Oh, autocorrect ate my joke/film reference
ButButTheJesus: give them a thirst for the rich
fiftymcnasty: high altitude crabs?
omdorastrix: Crab Climbing Cleaners
ArdCollider: lol just a little recreational bioterror no big
TheDevil_Risen: hahaha i can smuggle some cokkies fin my budgie smugglers for you if u want
fiftymcnasty: I think everyone else there might be less than happy with that introduction
NotCainNorAbel: you could introduce them into the pacific north west now if you wanted to. You just then would need to do it again next year and the year after...
TehAmelie: Ian Horner, rogue carcinizationizer
Jontall: I think people who do not approve of loud squawking might be kinda not ok with that plan
MalFnord: I just want some mad scientist to resurrect the passenger pigeon, is that so much to ask?
fiftymcnasty: Please no, they are so loud
ArdCollider: Ian, Wedge is coming back in to go "christ Ian"
bo_brinkman: LA should have a sports team named after the invasive green parrots...
ButButTheJesus: why cockatoos? cockatus?
Sarah_Serinde: @ArdCollider A traditional response to an Ian
realbadatthis_: "sure the ratbirds escaped and bred at an alarming rate"
ArdCollider: @Sarah_Serinde he said "now I don't have to"
spicyFerret_ commits gentle bioterrorism in chat.
Xavorin: @ButButTheJesus Why not cockatoos?
baltimore_667083: robins are pleasant to hear tbh
Sarah_Serinde:
@ArdCollider
badpandabear: Scrub Jays are the loudest bird I remember in my yard
fiftymcnasty: Cockatoos arnt songbirds
omdorastrix: But if you introduce cockatoos to the PNW then you also have to introduce cockatoo smugglers to the PNW
realbadatthis_: what car is Ian driving this year?
ButButTheJesus: @realbadatthis_ Nissan 370Z
Sacrenos: No but cockatoos are like puppies with separation anxiety and a voice box that rivals a gun shot and a beak that literally breaks your fingers. They are very bad pets. I know, my dad had one...
realbadatthis_: @ButButTheJesus hell yeah
Bruceski: I have a Song Sparrow right outside my window, gets pretty shrill.
LordZarano: GANT
RandomTrivia: Never say that out loud...
RandomTrivia:
Jontall: Also, they make so much noise when scared, and then the flock joins in, and ugghhh
spicyFerret_: ΓΑΝΤΙ ΓΑΝΤΙ
Strebenherz: GANT GANT
TheDevil_Risen: yeah pretty much
Bruceski: It's interesting, early morning there's some other birdsong, but as soon as the sparrow wakes up they all go off and hide.
TheDevil_Risen: they like undoing bolts on your roof
wedge_x: I’m split between referencing the time the US tried to make pigeon-guided smart bombs or the time the Brits devised a nuclear land mine that had a live chicken on board to keep the components warm
baltimore_667083: I was today years old when I learned American Robins aren’t true robins
Volus_dude: if ya want silent bird, get the norwegian blue
RandomTrivia: @Volus_dude They spend too much of their time pining for the fjords
Bruceski: Wasn't Project Pigeon a UK attempt?
CaptainSpam: Beautiful plumage, though.
wedge_x: @Bruceski maybe? I want to say we tried it too
Sacrenos: any parrot in general, are just not great house pets. Unless you have a spare room, and want to turn your entire backyard into an apiary, and have a contingency plan for when the bird lives longer than you, which will happen, do not get a parrot...
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Project Pigeon was, indeed, the work of a British Man-in-a-Shed™.
PharaohBender27: I'm now remembering the World War II plan to stap incendiary bombs to bats, but the bats were so cold in the air they just plummeted instead of flying about
PharaohBender27: *strap
Anaerin: !show override ihorner
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Wait, no, I'm wrong. I'm conflating stupid military projects.
TehAmelie: i had a magpie get into my apartment for ten minutes once, that was more than enough
TacitusVigil:
In fact, they discourage it!
malsareus: wouldn't it be more accurate to say that they can't stop you?
DeM0nFiRe: Are Graham and Paul making you say that?
RandomTrivia: !gant
LRRbot: Consider reducing FFB gain.
TehAmelie: if you can can can
Sacrenos: Want a bird? get 2-3 budgies. They still get to live up to 25 years and need hours of care a day, but at least they can be reasonably kept in a normal house.
xantos69: Gant touch this?
Creature_Comforts: Surprise early Rhythm Cafe
spicyFerret_: This is simply the way of the Horner.
Strebenherz: Gant
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Jontall:
So what you're saying is, next year the texture for the steering wheel will be a bird? Got it
Snowcookies: Written in LRR employee's contract is NOT "you must do an yearly 24hr stream"
DrakoniteDev: I've had noticeably fewer birds in my yard this year. I've also had a wild fox hanging around some. I think the two might be related, and I'm happy with this trade off.
Anaerin: @Creature_Comforts Not according to lrrbot...
LordZarano: ガント
Anaerin: !show
LRRbot: Currently live: I, Horner (overriden)
NapalmSideburns: If you need awkward rapping, just look up rapping politicians
Bruceski: Yeah i thing I did the same. I knew Skinner was American but i thought he was doing the pigeon thing for the Brits. Nope, funded by US Defence. Not very well funded, mind.
Marvoleath: !gant
LRRbot: Big cheats.
Sacrenos: Is it the same sushi lapping us time and again or are there multiple sushi?
RandomTrivia: @Sacrenos It's the same sushi
RandomTrivia: (I think)
Sacrenos: @RandomTrivia dear lord that sushi is rapid.
malsareus: it has regular, repeating patterns
TehAmelie: if you turn on the optimal line graphic it's almost impossible to not see it as a rhythm game
KadmosTech: it does loop
RandomTrivia: Changing directions rapidly, without losing too much momentum, is very gymnasitcs
IbunWest: and the drivers all wear leotards under their jumpsuits
RandomTrivia: *gymnastics
DrakoniteDev: ok, now I need to brainstorm ideas for a rhythm racing game
Anaerin: Sure it's a rhythm game, each lap is one bar.
RandomTrivia: Oh no
Anaerin: The start/finish line is labelled "D.C. Al Coda"
RandomTrivia: *CRONCH*
RandomTrivia:
margieargie: Ah, back to the porcelain engine
RandomTrivia: Faberge transmissions this yea
Volus_dude: more fuel lads
DrakoniteDev: current day job is racing game dev, and I used to work on guitar hero. I may be uniquely qualified for this. it may be my destiny
RandomTrivia: *year
RandomTrivia:
PharaohBender27:
CaptainSpam: Zero consequences!
iris_of_ether:
kimmiekoneko: to the afterparty?
spicyFerret_: Do not strum the steering wheel.
RealGamerCow: Did you change into the wrong gesr?
TehAmelie: we probably want to look carefully at Thumper to see what a rhythm racing game could do and not do
DrakoniteDev: I do have a box of about a dozen plastic guitars...
ArdCollider: doof warrior truck next LRRmans?
Marvoleath: well, there is AudioSurf, not sure how much of a racing it is, but it's driving in rhythm
NotCainNorAbel: This is the yearly proof that texting and driving doesn't work
Jontall: Dern browser crashing. Was going to say "I thought the N was for neutral. Now I know its for Nogo"
ArdCollider: I was really surprised that Molly and I couldn't find a wienermobile in Assetto Corsa mod world.
Creature_Comforts: The N actually stands for new transmission time
baltimore_667083: well that was awkward
DrakoniteDev: oh no, physics happened
DeM0nFiRe:
PsychoI3oy: car machine broke
RealGamerCow: Huh
Jillexie: Uh oh
TheAinMAP:
TheDevil_Risen: ummm
Thefluffiestguineapig: I am shocked the flaming guitar one wasn't there
Viewers_Like_You:
gsyhiap: Uhh
Thefluffiestguineapig:
Strebenherz: Shadowrealm count two?
spicyFerret_: Embrace quantum mechanics.
Thefluffiestguineapig: I don't think that's how physics works
TehAmelie: idea: a distracted driving simulator designed just to teach people not to do it
DeM0nFiRe: I think that counts as a track limits violation (can't go underneath the track)
Geldaran: @TehAmelie those actually exist.
wedge_x: have a little pitch-up problem there
TehAmelie: welp
Thefluffiestguineapig: Do we have a roof count?
TacitusVigil: Not enough Gods of Sound
margieargie: I thought the fifth dimesion was love? Wait, that's element, right
Sarah_Serinde: I believe in our ability to reach the sub-ocean...or at least Cori's ability
NorthstarTex: Hello fellow race fans!
DeM0nFiRe:
v_nome: Is sound not just definitely just part of the standard 3?
Volus_dude: shortcut via australia is not allowed
TehAmelie: the tank is almost full! we might as well get out and drain it
CaptainSpam: Stop giving us go juice!
ElementalAlchemist: the car overfloweth
Snowcookies: Stop adding fuel, cars were not meant to run
gsyhiap: *taps car roof* This can hold so much fuel!
spicyFerret_: Its electric! Do do dododo do do
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TacitusVigil: @spicyFerret_ Dang it, I was thinking of that wedding reception song
Volus_dude: pit crew should just pour gasoline on passenger seat
NorthstarTex: So what did I miss with the first 3 hours of the LRRMans?
TehAmelie: does the handling feel any different with more fuel by the way?
DeM0nFiRe: Turn the crush zones into explosion zones!
MalFnord: Yeah I'm sure that will work perfectly
wedge_x: mhmm
Thefluffiestguineapig: @NorthstarTex Car likes to be on the roof
DrakoniteDev: modern cars put tanks very low to lower center of balance
NorthstarTex: @Thefluffiestguineapig Just like the sequel of Going to the Store? Neat!
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Jontall: Given the car can phase through anything it wants? Just have a barrel of fuel in the cabin, it will sort itself out
spicyFerret_: Ian.
badpandabear: Car just wants a tummy rub
ButButTheJesus: car want belly wubs
Strebenherz: Ianplz
Thefluffiestguineapig:
wedge_x: cars only show their transmissions under stress
TehAmelie: Norway did install a charger road for electric cars recently, there's an idea for electric races
Snowcookies: Now i want a short documentary about cars but as if they're wild animals
ButButTheJesus: sometimes they ticklish and the wheels go kickkickkickkick
LordZarano: ガント
xantos69: I mean... that sounds kinda good.
Jontall: So Ian has a trolley problem?
TehAmelie: Norwegian roads don't kid around either
TheDevil_Risen: those solar roads never work haha
Sacrenos: Yep.... rich tech bros keep reinventing trains.
TacitusVigil: I mean, those are bumper cars at this point, right?
kimmiekoneko: bye bye egg
baltimore_667083: we need to do what Coventry is doing and bring in Very Light Rail
gsyhiap: Thorway? Isn't that Valhalla?
Darleysam: not as old as the shows it emulated, but.. yeah time to take my ibuprofen
Viewers_Like_You: 2002, apparently
Marvoleath: I mean, isnt wireless personal train all we ever wanted
wedge_x: microwave electric beaming from space to individual cars. it’s the only way to be sure.
bo_brinkman: I think Uber announced the invention of buses (again) last month.
Darleysam: what ARE birds? We just don't know.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Darleysam We do know. They are angry
ButButTheJesus: they are Not Real ™
Darleysam: @Thefluffiestguineapig oh, I was quoting Look Around You
NorthstarTex: Clean through the dunlop corners, indeed
Marvoleath: If only Tesla won the electricity 'war', we could have wireless AC all over the place
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Darleysam Sorry, I work with birds in veterinary medicine so have experienced this rage directed at me
Zaghrog: 2 hours and 15 minutes to storm, I believe
Volus_dude: someday the tech bros will discover the monorail
ButButTheJesus: nicely done
Sacrenos:
@Darleysam birds are reptiles
Darleysam: @Thefluffiestguineapig oh for sure, my girlfriend's a bird-appreciator and has a lot of Opinions about them. She just saw a white-tailed eagle today, as it happens!
NorthstarTex: Slow is smooth and smooth is fast, the logic is strange but in racing of any type its true
iris_of_ether: So fresh and so clean clean
TheDevil_Risen: gg
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Darleysam Oh the big tweeters! I love the big fish and carrion eaters
Jontall:
Ok, so, question... now that we know the car can travel in subterranean mode, can you make a faster lap through a shorter line?
TacitusVigil: Slim Jims. AKA Thin James
gsyhiap: Just grab a sushi next time it passes...
iris_of_ether: I saw a full flock of herons fly over the freeway last month. #Blessed
PharaohBender27: @iris_of_ether Dang
Thefluffiestguineapig: @gsyhiap Similar to last night on Tiltyhouse where we somehow we ended up with a salmon ongiri after a fight
margieargie: !gant
LRRbot: GARF GARF
LordZarano: ꓕNꓯ⅁
TheDevil_Risen: whats wrong with tuna?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @PharaohBender27 That's rad
Thefluffiestguineapig: !gant
LRRbot: GANT GANT
iris_of_ether: @PharaohBender27 They apparently only flock in nesting season!
gsyhiap: You wouldn't tuna car!
Marvoleath: Resisted the urge to drive onto that ramp car somehow
NorthstarTex: oh, the airplane stairs made it in this year? Nice!
spicyFerret_: Tunafish + tunafish = fournafish
ButButTheJesus: @spicyFerret_ sounds lewd
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: Stairs are going strong
TehAmelie: should have thought of that when i had two cans of tuna for my dinner yesterday
iris_of_ether: Do we have a forklift this year?
TehAmelie: (tiny cans)
TheDevil_Risen: good work ethic
TheDevil_Risen: also, what is wrong with tuna?
Jontall: Hmm.. wonder if this supports a crowd-control or similar system. Couple hours of chaos? Even more than usual, I mean
Thefluffiestguineapig: @iris_of_ether They tried to kill him with a forklift
iris_of_ether: @Thefluffiestguineapig Ole!
Sacrenos: man the breaks on this nissan are shit xD
Thefluffiestguineapig:
@iris_of_ether
spicyFerret_:
@ButButTheJesus I think that says more about you than me 
baltimore_667083: negative, ghost rider
TheDevil_Risen: ask the VST
ButButTheJesus: @spicyFerret_ fair
NorthstarTex: marshals were looking the other way
Sacrenos: is this car completely stock?
Zaghrog: Ian disvoering the power of slow!
Zaghrog: *discovering
ButButTheJesus: durian!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Zaghrog Every year
spicyFerret_: [bonk(.)wav]
TheDevil_Risen: durian!
PsychoI3oy: the pinned comment for stats in the #lrrmans channel doesn't seem to be working
Sacrenos: that explains the brakes being not ideal for circuit driving
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is it trying to run you over?
Snowcookies: The vengasushi?
jasaproxy: Jelly donut!
TehAmelie: it's all these curves that make the track tricky. i wish we'd get F-Zero's 3D racing technology to be able to build a track where you just drive in a straight line
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Snowcookies That's a Horseclub idea for the next time Molly is on
NorthstarTex: no car damage this year?
PharaohBender27:
@NorthstarTex Oh we've had damage all right
TehAmelie: and launch into space if you go too fast on the down turns
Ldotexe:
NorthstarTex: that Z is holding up a treat
Anubis169: 2 transmissions
LordZarano: ガント
TehAmelie: you found your racing legs?
spicyFerret_: Good thing this isnt Lemons, you'd be banned for a year
TehAmelie: or wheels
margieargie: Under you? That's not where the pedals are
Anubis169: By the end of the race, this is expected to be the GT-R of Theseus
Thefluffiestguineapig: @spicyFerret_ Only a year?
Volus_dude: we are almost out of fuel
Sacrenos: any rain expected?
Chesul: It's good to have your feet under you, if you're in a racecar and they're above you you tend to be having that car upside down problem.
Anubis169: Yes there is rain programmed
Zaghrog: There should be a storm due in about two hours from now
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Anubis169: That 'Rocks'
Zaghrog: Yes, programmed weather
spicyFerret_: @Thefluffiestguineapig Lemons runs multiple events a year, in their regs putting a car on its lid gets you parked for one year.
Volus_dude: Flintstones is a sequel to Jetsons
jasaproxy: What does the J stand for?
ldottxt: I actually logged into my account for the first time in potentially years just to watch LRRMans
Marvoleath: @jasaproxy Jay
jasaproxy: ah
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: my money's on cori trying to fight the tank
Cptasparagus: does the Slow/Fast meter just say that below 6 is slow an above 6 is fast?
Zaghrog: It's really going silly fast
Viewers_Like_You: Yeah, but because of patent laws at the time, you were required to pay for membership in his organization if you wanted to use his method of propulsion (known colloquially as paying your "yabba dabba dues")
TehAmelie: yeah, riding the tank's slipstream would be sweet, if we could keep up with it at all
Viewers_Like_You: You can get subscriptions from Mr Jesus?!
Marvoleath: !prime
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Anubis169: @jasaproxy Joseph, his middle name. Though he's also been Frederick W Flintstone
ldottxt: Texan Reverend and I share a family prime account so somehow we sneakily get two prime subs outta the deal
vinewood_og: "Shut up and take his money!"
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jasaproxy: But I am a Brianite
baltimore_667083: yes I too am a Brianite
spicyFerret_: The holy ghost, the holy ghost, and the holy ghost.
SnowBuddy18: it definitely wasn't feature complete then, given all the problems and feature changes
Cptasparagus: Catholicism probably has less than that given how long it can take to elect a new pope
Viewers_Like_You: TBH most fans don't consider it feature-complete without the Dante DLC
ButButTheJesus: its also gonna come back at some point and that'll be a doozy of an upgrade
baltimore_667083: Catholicism now has the father, the son, and the White Sox
DiamondTiki: It's fine, we can ship more features in the Nicea DLC
Zaghrog: Didn't break it... yet
baltimore_667083: the taste the taste the taste
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ButButTheJesus: ew
ArdCollider: that usually never happens to it.
Anubis169: Nobody ever talks about the other people that rose from the dead that day in the Bible. There were like 14 of them but everybody only mentions Jesus
NotCainNorAbel: what else does it have?
spicyFerret_: @NotCainNorAbel This hat?
ArdCollider: Big Red was the product niche for Wrigley as far as endurance.
margieargie: @DiamondTiki Ugh, don't bring that one up, it broke my non-co-eternal build
NotCainNorAbel: @spicyFerret_ That might be a mushroom
ButButTheJesus: get a eat
Volus_dude:
Ragrarok Johnsons tik tok has great Loki conspiracy about gods and stuff.
TehAmelie: everyone over 30: "slightly damaged or just in pain? i'd ask the same about my back"
LordZarano: If you unsubscribe from Amazon Prime they'll immediately give you a free 1 month trial in my experience
Marvoleath: ah, so this is where DHL lost my package
AdamBreadshark:
good to see that we are always faster than DHL 
spicyFerret_: @NotCainNorAbel Badger badger badger badger badger
ldottxt: I was informed that at roughly 7 in the morning that you were viciously attacked by an egg sushi - is that this year's nemesis?
NotCainNorAbel:
kusinohki: not sure if this counts as me falling for click bait - article about a 20k lego piece Mon Cal cruiser and it takes me 5 mins to find out it's an MOC and not an upcoming product
Bruceski: @Anubis169 Some guy moping in a bar, "I did all the work, why does Jesus get the credit? Never should have signed onto that group project."
iris_of_ether: They did just release a rad gatchapon Lego set
ldottxt: hi hi @iris_of_ether
TacitusVigil: Now I just combined Ian's Dune idea and Star Wars by thinking of the Farttrooper
AdamBreadshark: gonna have to imagine our suspension may need a repair
kusinohki: very tempted to splurge on the Going Merry from One Piece
iris_of_ether:
@ldottxt 
good morning/afternoon, L!
TehAmelie: i'd like to make some lego sets real if i had some $50,000 over to buy stuff i need and lego pieces
Snowcookies: omg
loufghyslaufey: "FAR-T-rooper?"
ArdCollider: the silent but deadly suit
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kusinohki: tibanna gas has to come from somewhere
Welbog: OK I'm back. How's the road?
loufghyslaufey: Sounds like- oh is Ian now?
Marvoleath: well, they are making Spaceballs 2
loufghyslaufey: Pffft
Volus_dude: use the force trooper. too much force...too much force
CaptainSpam: They've got one.
LordZarano: ガント
TheAinMAP:
loufghyslaufey: Woof
margieargie: !gant
LRRbot: GARF GARF
iris_of_ether:
I have exactly one MOC Lego - a community member made a custom version of the QWRP building I donated for Desert Bus, and I begged them for the build instructions
TacitusVigil: @kusinohki Oh no! They were farts all along!
baltimore_667083: they ripped them all out many moons ago
Travilogue: just a bunch of trenches
ldottxt: suction attachment
loufghyslaufey: You gotta watch Rick & Morty for that one
AdamBreadshark: they probably have like the trough style kind so they can’t miss
Geldaran: railless pit toilets diretly to the core.
Welbog: They call it the trench run
Snowcookies: These aren't questions I want answers to
AdamBreadshark: but they probably do
Geldaran: OSHA nightmare.
Viewers_Like_You: That's what that patio with no railing next to the beam chamber is for
loufghyslaufey: There's actually a bit for that in one of their POS-Star Wars bits
CaptainSpam: I'm trying to remember if the directory in the Phineas and Ferb Star Wars special lists the restrooms.
matthaus_c: troth urinals are a community building experience
iris_of_ether:
Sarah_Serinde:
Thefluffiestguineapig: Like cubs stadium??
Marvoleath: you gotta at least *try* to drive up those stairs one time
TacitusVigil: Go full Dukes of Hazard. But without the racism.
CaptainSpam: In other news, the Phineas and Ferb Star Wars special was good.
LordZarano: @Marvoleath I'm sure Cori will
CaptainSpam: Oh, no, old.
LiveFaust: "If you'll excuse me, I need to make a trench run."
CaptainSpam: Sorry, should've clarified. Old.
BrowneePointz: probably old, but they did/are doing ar eboot
BrowneePointz: are*
SnowBuddy18: there is new Phineas and Ferb though
MTigress: oh dang i've been out of the loop lately, Happy LRRMans!
kusinohki: what about the mos eisley cantina fresher facilities? how do you build something to take into account dozens of species physiques?
niccus: which phineas and ferb episode would be a good introduction into gundam
loufghyslaufey: But essentially, the Imperial Urinals(or Vac-Tube, in-universe) according to the writers of Rick & Morty, "the floor is not leveled..."
margieargie: @LiveFaust "Need to go send a torpedo down the exhaust port if you catch my drift"
Territan: Not sure what's going on here. Are you pitting in or dropping passengers off at the airport?
iris_of_ether: Anywho: LRRMans, Blue Prince, painting, and DB Crafting. A Good Saturday.
LordZarano: PIT
loufghyslaufey: @niccus The Beak, no notes?
Xavorin: A left turn with the right blinker going? Sounds like American driving.
Marvoleath: !break
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TacitusVigil: [We never saw Ian again]
TehAmelie: @Xavorin reversing is complicated
Marvoleath: time for the AI to make our best lap time
Welbog: Did he died?
Viewers_Like_You: You can still hear the blinker XD
NorthstarTex: 350 Z ASMR time
Territan: Unclench? UNCLENCH? You're not my supervisor, LRRbot!
Jontall:
If he can survive the car going underground he can survive a bio break
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TXC2:
well this is good timing
Jontall: Were you here for the part where the car wanted to be a mole?
Territan: Wait. The AI is still drving with the blinker? Must be an old model.
TXC2:
sure wasn't
NorthstarTex: @Territan its doing it to confuse and confound the other drivers
Strebenherz: Gant GANT
TXC2: !events
kusinohki: GLURP!!
Territan: @NorthstarTex Aren't they ALSO AIs?
LordZarano: ⠛⠁⠝⠞
Xavorin: I'll never understand how people can drive for long stretches with their blinker going. That constant clicking sound would drive me crazy.
SnowBuddy18: I see the AI driver found the turn signal
xantos69: @Xavorin I have always chosen to believe it is because they are jamming out to show tunes and can't hear the blinker.
Territan: @Xavorin My understand is that it's easy if you can't hear the blinker. Or see it flashing on the dashboard. Or give two wet shifts for the other drivers.
TehAmelie: it's more that it hasn't been able to turn it off
TXC2: and we're back
Strebenherz: I think we just got sushi d
jadielady: wb
TXC2: Hello Heather
TehAmelie: hi Heather
baltimore_667083: hi Heather!
kusinohki: @xavorin I wonder how many car mechanics have customers come in with "I keep hearing this clicking noise" and it's the turn signal
Sarah_Serinde:
Hi Heather
PharaohBender27:
Ohai 
!
Welbog: Hi Heather!
iris_of_ether:
matthaus_c: consummate professional
ldottxt: hi Heather!
TehAmelie: and hello to the rain
TheAinMAP:
has entered.
Criiisiis: hi heather
Territan: And wet, currently.
ButButTheJesus: an heather!
LordZarano: Oh hey it got dark and wet
matthaus_c: anything that is a loop is circular
TXC2:
when did it become night time? I didn't think I was gone that long
Cptasparagus: Time is a flat LeMans
Strebenherz: Hi heather
MTigress: don't forget your seatbelt
wedge_x: station identification is important
Snowcookies: "I am here and I am a hazard to those around me" - Ian
ElementalAlchemist: RIP
NotCainNorAbel:
TheAinMAP:
Sarah_Serinde:
Territan: *Was
Welbog:
TheAinMAP:
TehAmelie: we're going through transmissons like hard candies
DeM0nFiRe:
TXC2: !clips
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PharaohBender27:
And let me guess, they gave us MORE gas
Snowcookies: lmao
ldottxt:
TXC2: in-credible
Zaghrog:
margieargie: At least they stopped putting more fuel in each time
TheDevil_Risen: 4
Territan: Walp, there goes the tire budget!
DeM0nFiRe: Those tires went a whole 3 feet, they're used up
Welbog: How many times have you been DQed today so far?
spicyFerret_: Ran a man over, then promptly pitted in again.
Camthelion: jackfruit known for its bad oil seals
ldottxt: how could I have forgotten about the jackfruit
NotCainNorAbel: I think that is water spray
DiamondTiki: Y'know I hadn't given much thought to the phrase "battle tank" before
DiamondTiki: Are there, like, gardening tanks?
DiamondTiki: Knitting tanks?
Volus_dude: asetto corsa needs to have blue shells.
Viewers_Like_You: @DiamondTiki I mean... backhoe?
PharaohBender27:
Argh why to my clips keep taking so long to publish
TehAmelie: it's like battle rifles
ldottxt: for the agonies
Didero: @PharaohBender27 It's always the last percentage point that takes the longest too...
iris_of_ether: @PharaohBender27 I'll pause the playback of the clip while it's finishing processing, and sometimes that helps unstick it
kusinohki: I use my hunting tank for deer only, I promise
matthaus_c: apple cider vinegar, boots with the fur
Camthelion:
CHUG IT!
Viewers_Like_You: Vinegar? Fun!
SnowBuddy18: tasty drink
PharaohBender27: @iris_of_ether Oh! I'll try that
iris_of_ether: Ah, apple cider shrub
spicyFerret_: Chug the mother.
PharaohBender27: Indeed, @Didero
Welbog: Gant tank
wedge_x: Ian’s Bathtub Gin
xantos69: If the tank says it is legal... then it is.
Volus_dude: jägerbomb with ice cover all 3. water,caffeine and fun
Marvoleath: somehow it makes sense that's it's the Polish driving a tank in a race
AziraphalesShop: Stair car still in it though.
TheAinMAP: It's the many bus downs.
TehAmelie: the buses tried to push themselves like racecars or something
TXC2: Poles are the number 2 owner of the K2
vinewood_og: They put the Express in Desert Bus Express
LordZarano: ガント
spicyFerret_: قفاز قفاز
Desruprot:
vinewood_og: "DO A FLIP!" - Bender
kusinohki: there has to be a track with the spiral jump from Man with the Golden Gun
AziraphalesShop: He said to give him a year
SquareDotCube: backflip on top of a crash pad, maybe
wedge_x: is wuxia allowed
kusinohki: (slide whistle optional)
vinewood_og: Sometime between now and the heat death of the universe
Volus_dude: Riker manoveur on gaming chair
PharaohBender27:
vinewood_og: I mean the bar is real low
Thefluffiestguineapig: You would Heather, you would just have all the blackmail
AziraphalesShop: Directly by your hand.
TXC2:
and that's different from now how Heather?
RealGamerCow: Petition to make Heather's House of Lies national
RandomTrivia:
Ooh, went away to grab food and I return to night time and guest Heather!
AziraphalesShop: The Heather Deery Handshake.
Strebenherz: I'd vote Heather
Thefluffiestguineapig: @RandomTrivia Guest heather came to provide the hot bean water
Cptasparagus: International Human Rights Suggestions
hedonistic_mushroom: Morning folks... Heather's here, are we playing a rhythm game?
TXC2: hello hedonistic_mushroom welcome
ArdCollider: hiya Heather
RandomTrivia: @Thefluffiestguineapig Ah, how thoughtful!
Ard_Rhys: actual overtake for position
vinewood_og: Five dollar. Five dollar war crime!
62MGcobra:
hedonistic_mushroom: Does a pitshop fix your cracked windshield?
TXC2: hedonistic_mushroom should do
Volus_dude: more sushi and mochi cakes
NorthstarTex: egg?
RealGamerCow: How is the tank doing
PsychoI3oy: RealGamerCow, still blasting along
hedonistic_mushroom: Tamago and Toro Sushi never gets old
TXC2: RealGamerCow quite well
kusinohki: tanks for asking??
iris_of_ether: I would prefer my sushi gentle on my stomach!
matthaus_c: I like it when the salmon bites back
TehAmelie: would you eat sushi with that deadly blowfish?
ProcyonFlynn: The conveyor belt confuses the sushi
matthaus_c: I thought this was supposed to be a house of /lies/
PsychoI3oy: sushi has inertial guidance?
iris_of_ether: @TehAmelie Already did. :X (It was fine, kinda bland)
ButButTheJesus: ah now it really is rhythm cafe
LordZarano: ガント
ContingentCat: relatable yeah
TehAmelie: the AI is on "everybodu hurts" mode?
kusinohki: every ai driver is that guy from falling down??
RandomTrivia:
matthaus_c: *shakes fist* the french!
TacitusVigil: I do.
TXC2: I mean it's probably safe to keep track of France
LordSeru: I was just wondering: wait, lrr is live in my timezone? Then I saw le mans and was like "oh yeah"
niccus: it would make european road trips a lot harder
Snowcookies: !clip
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margieargie: "It's 3 AM, do you know where your France is?"
Sarah_Serinde: god no, I have enough to do already
TheDevil_Risen: nah
Zaghrog: THere's quite a bit of land outside mainland Europe that is part of France
matthaus_c: I say let space have them
Welbog: I forgot to feed, water and delouse France
Snowcookies: GreenMonster is from france
ButButTheJesus: was I on france duty?
Volus_dude: if ya don't look after they make their own gundam series
malsareus: Yeah Green probably tracks France pretty closely
TXC2: I'd like to think that France can take care of themselves
TehAmelie: the mods that keep track of weater in France in the game will handle it, sure?
TacitusVigil: I wouldn't worry about it, the EU's been looking after France for a few decades now.
TacitusVigil: So far, no Bonaparte's this century.
matthaus_c: Giant's Deep baby
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 Eeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhh
RandomTrivia:
yeah that sounds about right
kusinohki: dune but water planet - "Wave" ??
vinewood_og: Who up wettin' they dunes?
wedge_x: a beginning is a very silly time
matthaus_c: three things Ian references first thing in the morning: Dune, Evangelion and UC Gundam
Thefluffiestguineapig: I figured that was just Cori's alarm
TXC2: Ian wakes up speaking Femen
darkcyril: @kusinohki Kevin Costner's Wave
itmightbemikey: ARG-esque things
TXC2: Pretty sure Dune, but water is one of the later Dune novels
Thefluffiestguineapig: "Speed Dial on a Rotary Phone: The Ian Horner Story"
DrakoniteDev: MUDs?
Volus_dude: was Shai hulud Ians first word, when he was a kid?
frnknstn: Like a phone sex line, but fun?
TacitusVigil: Hot Marios in your area
LordZarano: ǤĀṈŦ
Thefluffiestguineapig: !gant
LRRbot: WURTH WURTH WURTH?
TehAmelie: i was never into those enough to bother asking the parents if i could call, i mean, i had a SNES
itmightbemikey: The best 900 numbers told kids to hold to the phone up TV and it would play the magic song to call the 900 number automatically
itmightbemikey: They lost that court case
itmightbemikey: hard
DrakoniteDev used to have a tone generator box...
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: BBS baby
MalFnord: Aw man, the BBS era
MalFnord: I feel *so* old now
Driosenth: I still call into meetings for work
TXC2:
itmightbemikey I'll bet
Geldaran: Yuuuup. modems dialed real numbers. direct 1-1 connections
itmightbemikey: That's a real term
frnknstn: yeah, when your fav BBS upgraded to a 3rd phone line was a good day
iris_of_ether: Yuuuup
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: oh god wardialing, are we going to talk about captain crunch next?
Jillexie: Go watch WarGames.
hyalopterous: There's wardialing in WarGames
jessicaengle: Oh hai everybody
TXC2: I swear LRR had a video where they went War Driving
TXC2: hello jessicaengle welcome
dougma: or any emergency serices... that part was critical
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @TXC2 it's in the free wifi x ways to y iirc
xantos69: The early internet was bananas.
ContingentCat: huh TIL
Mai_Andra: Wrong numbers from a robo-dialer used to hit different.
DrakoniteDev: of note, security was virtually non-existent at the time, so if you could find the number of a system you could usually connect and do whatever you wanted
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: i used to have one of the og captain crunch whistles i found at a thrift store kicking around my house somewhere
itmightbemikey: I say we build a secret internet on the gopher protocall
TXC2: NarwhalsInATrenchcoat ah neat
TXC2:
Mai_Andra yeah, being phoned by India doesn't have the same charm
wedge_x: my first grandboss worked on DARPAnet
Thefluffiestguineapig: @wedge_x Holy shit, that's a whole thing
wedge_x:
@Thefluffiestguineapig he can sign checks with his username
LordZarano: 𝙂𝘼𝙉𝙏
margieargie: !gant
LRRbot: GANT GANT
Thefluffiestguineapig: !gant
LRRbot: Time for a new transmission!
jessicaengle: Rotatey gifs
DrakoniteDev:
now they are made by AI
RealGamerCow: Internet return to monkeh
matthaus_c: the Internet Archive launched a search engine for Geocities GIFs, it's a treasure
Volus_dude: think about those poor souls who had to greate unicode for all the japanese emojis
MWGNZ: we need more websites with under construction gifs
RoeDent89: Is this the same broken mirror as earlier?
ProcyonFlynn: "Paying for the Rain" ... cursed
jessicaengle: Who do they think you are, some kind of rain maker?
iris_of_ether: My first impetus to create a username was because I wanted to participate in the MST3K "Caption This!" website that a friend had access to. (A chatroom connected to a service that took screencaps of the Sci Fi Channel every 30 seconds)
DiamondTiki: Premium rain wasn't in the budget
Stoffern subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 140 months!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, Stoffern! (Today's storm count: 71)
TXC2: Paying for rain sounds like a heavy handed Sci-fi premiss
RandomTrivia: Smooth. Flawless.
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PharaohBender27:
RealGamerCow: Whoa
iris_of_ether: WHOA
MalFnord: WOAH
Viewers_Like_You: Oh my!
TheDevil_Risen: WOW
RandomTrivia:
WOAH 
TXC2:
Jontall
kimmiekoneko: oh it's raining subs!
Sarah_Serinde: dang, thanks Jontall!
NotCainNorAbel:
NimrodXIV: @Jontall Thanks for the gift sub!
DrakoniteDev:
Marvoleath: speaking of making it rain
matthaus_c: woah damn
Sarah_Serinde: That's 100 subs
Welbog: Wowzer
PharaohBender27:
Jontall
LRRbot:
Thanks for the gifts, Jontall! Welcome to all 100 recipients! (Today's storm count: 171)
Jontall:
frnknstn: awesome
matthaus_c: big hundo
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: this is how you pay for rain
TacitusVigil: Thanks for the giftsub!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yaaaayyy
DrakoniteDev: 24hr of sub reads
spicyFerret_:
RandomTrivia: Ian, you did this to yourself
jessicaengle: First the bubbly, then the subbly
Volus_dude: pit crew forgot the gasoline
RandomTrivia: They're spectral, it's fine
matthaus_c: well met traveller
letsbelgo:
garunkl: @Jontall Danke für das Geschenkabo!
7gorobei: @Jontall Thanks for the gift sub!
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Someone should probably test that champagne before sleep-deprived Ian tries drinking it.
garunkl: Than kyou!
jessicaengle:
shushu2539: seems we won't be getting bug splats in this game
matthaus_c: cool technology...
TacitusVigil: rain's coming soon I hope
TXC2: 3.6 at the game
RoeDent89: How does this rank as a rhythm game?
LordZarano: We did get down to 1.4 laps of gas... once
TXC2: English works?
matthaus_c: that "that that" that deals you psychic damage?
Marvoleath: Before was was was, was was is
kusinohki: wasn't ians lap times in the actual racing cars close to the professionals (ian's pbs that is)??
spicyFerret_: Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo
RandomTrivia: On a scale from Portal to Tetris
TheDevil_Risen: how've you been enjoying expedition 33?
jessicaengle:
Travilogue: Well, it does have a click track if you turn on the indicators
TheDevil_Risen:
SquareDotCube: ratatan has a demo on Steam!
MWGNZ: if you think about it every lap forms a rhythm
PharaohBender27: Oh, rain's coming down HARD
Thefluffiestguineapig: Agreed
RandomTrivia: Did they forget to install wipers?
Thefluffiestguineapig: That was profoundly just, weird
TacitusVigil: Dumb question: these cars don't have wipers?
PharaohBender27: Or it's just the lack of wipers, I guess
morgoth_bauglyr subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 71 months!
morgoth_bauglyr: vrrrrrmmmmm
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, morgoth_bauglyr! (Today's storm count: 172)
frnknstn: I am assuming new Rhythm Heaven will be on both Switch and Switch 2
spicyFerret_: !Wipers
RoeDent89: We just had wipers and then we didn'y
RoeDent89: didn't*
Travilogue: I saw wipers earlier, I thought
RandomTrivia: !ypres
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, we literally just had them
jessicaengle: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #1764: "Man, when you get shot in the face so hard, the building next to you explodes..." —Cameron [2016-02-11]
spicyFerret_: !Gant
LRRbot: WURTH WURTH WURTH?
SquareDotCube: Ian, might be a good idea to put "print and/or make wheel/keyboard reference card" on next year's checklist
RealGamerCow: Wipen't
TacitusVigil: The handle is right in front of us!
Marvoleath: rain is now free, wipers are premium DLC
RoeDent89: What made them stop working cos they were just working now?
Mangledpixel: boop
Mangledpixel: how LRR's the Mans?
RandomTrivia: Hey there Mangledpixel
SquareDotCube: change wipers every year? Nahhh
CrossXhunteR: what if my wipers screech even when the windshield is wet?
Mangledpixel: heh
jessicaengle: Might need new blades
Thefluffiestguineapig: @CrossXhunteR Then you, like me, are poor and don't replace them frequently enough
Xavorin: If you find your feet in a Le Mans race, maybe get back in the car?
jessicaengle: If you tailgate me on the freeway I will clean my windshield whether it needs it or not.
TXC2:
Mangledpixel we;re in the rain at night with no whippers
DiamondTiki:
Become ungovernable indeed
Welbog: Relativity time
Mangledpixel: TXC2 with sunglasses on?
spicyFerret_: This is true, we cannot control what Heather says.
CrossXhunteR: @Thefluffiestguineapig they're only 11 years old or so. surely that's still within the expected use timeframe
TXC2: Mangledpixel of course, gotta stay cool
Pheonix888: Heather is outside anyone's control
TheDevil_Risen: hahaha the crash made your wipers work
TheDevil_Risen:
Anubis169: Tampons are always in short supply at food/goods emergency banks
MTigress: crash to turn on wipers, got it
iris_of_ether:
TheDevil_Risen:
TheAinMAP:
Anubis169:
friend of mine just bought a subscription
iris_of_ether:
PhorrestGaze: I recognized someone I hadn't seen in a decade by gait
CrossXhunteR: do most people not cross the street on their legs?
Anubis169:
wait that might've been the wrong chat
Anubis169: oh wow rain!
Anubis169: Ian did you program this level of rain and spray?
CrossXhunteR: this is perfect visibility
gualdhar: oh no the windshield wipers don't work
kimmiekoneko: good thing that car is in front of us
jessicaengle: The "I have wings *and* legs flex"
DrakoniteDev: wipers?
RandomTrivia: The windscreen is basically opaque
Xavorin: @DrakoniteDev Bold of you to assume he has control of them.
LordSeru:
@jontall thank you
gualdhar: I'm reminded of the time I drove through a blizzard with my mother
Zaghrog: The vipers seem to exist, and occasionally even turn on. I wonder if there's a button being hit occasionally that turns them on, or is it a matter of impacting the right way?
7gorobei: victoria when the rains come, shaka when the walls fell
malsareus: but on the positive side, your rearscreen is clear
RandomTrivia: @Xavorin The wipers seem to be sentient and have plans of their own
CrossXhunteR: wait, was that sushi screaming past
RandomTrivia: @CrossXhunteR There's a tamago, it's rather quick, don't worry about it.
Viewers_Like_You: Internet claims alt+num2 might be the default "wipers faster" mapping, while alt+num1 is "wipers slower"
kimmiekoneko: crow goin thru it
RandomTrivia: *donk*
PhorrestGaze: I'd help them, they're recycling
niccus: le mans but it's pacific drive and you get a quirk each lap
Xavorin: The sushi decided it was tamago fast. It's why it's here.
LordZarano: ⠛⠁⠝⠞
CrossXhunteR: hey, the rain cleared up
Marvoleath: @LoadingReadyRun "Default keybind is left alt plus numpad 1 or 2 for speeds." - according to interwebs, this is how to get wipers to work
PharaohBender27: Seagulls, or per that Crapshot, shit hawks
ProcyonFlynn: Seagulls - the possums of birds. [affectionately]
Anubis169:
PharaohBender27: that's an old navy term
TehAmelie: if you have sea a gull you have sea them all
PharaohBender27: @Anubis169 TIL!
SquareDotCube: dealing with simulator controls here
CrossXhunteR: the hazards seem appropriate here
malsareus: well we are a hazard
Anubis169: At least we know how to turn the Hazards off now
RandomTrivia: ^
niccus: we're learning... something
margieargie: Solved the other problem!
badpandabear: I saw number pad 0-4 for wipers, but that may have been a different version of assetto corsa
Marvoleath: if that does not work, might need to visit options for wipers in content manager
TacitusVigil: We have signals?!
dylan16807: they probably specify left in case of altgr being turned on
Anubis169: Yes we do!
Anubis169:
<--
TacitusVigil: Victory!
RandomTrivia:
PharaohBender27:
TacitusVigil: Now THIS is podracing!
RandomTrivia: Wipers status: yes
Marvoleath:
Thefluffiestguineapig:
badpandabear:
Sarah_Serinde: Occasionally chat is right
RandomTrivia: Aha - One person in chat is helpful, that means we're ALL helpful!
Anubis169:
Haaaaaaaaaaai Heather
TacitusVigil:
Marvoleath: !listen
LRRbot: Chat? Engaging in mimicry?
TXC2: increment the chat was right counter
CrossXhunteR: ian should be reading chat on his phone, for the full driving experience
RandomTrivia: We don't make the rules
Anubis169: !badadvice
LRRbot: Magic the fire.
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Oh, I'm not helpful.
Viewers_Like_You: Reportedly hazards is "alt+down arrow", so I suspect numlock was indeed off
Welbog: Oh no, our hubris!
Anubis169: !advice
LRRbot: It's Beej — who knows.
malsareus: such is the law of seachats yes
ProcyonFlynn: So the flat and the sharp side?
MTigress: can we be chaotic helpful
CrossXhunteR: needed a mushroom right there
TacitusVigil: If it can cut your enemies, it can cut you.
ButButTheJesus: oh no, we are schrodinger's helpful cat
Thefluffiestguineapig: @malsareus Seachats does tend to live and die by the double edged sword
Anubis169: A double-edged sword is still pointed forwards x_x
CrossXhunteR: how often are you touching the back side of the sword
TehAmelie: it's a metaphor
Marvoleath: a good stabby sword should be sharp on both sides
TacitusVigil: Which is what makes it a risk.
PhorrestGaze: you should be careful with swords
RandomTrivia: Some swords are designed with one blunt edge so you can push on them, but you don't want to push on the back of a double-edged sword
CrossXhunteR: darth maul that shit
kusinohki: "be grateful I attacked with the back of my sword... oh, wait, it's double edged" - slayers I think
TacitusVigil: Potentially hazardous.
TehAmelie: then again if you want to go further, triple edge swords are against the Geneva convention
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: one of the sides is pointed towards you
xVoxtric: with a double edged sword - one side is always pointed at you - so don't use it carelessly
Anubis169: It's from when swords get locked, and somebody pushes on it. Your own sword can be pushed back and hurt you as well
HyruleGirl9: I think its more "there isnt a side here that will hurt less"
TacitusVigil:
But how can you have your cake AND eat it?
Cptasparagus: I think Ian is misinterpreting what HEather thinks, not what the public at large thinks
Marvoleath: it makes more sense with double edge axe, which can be dangerous to you or your mates in the line
wedge_x: a double edged sword is like linux: it'll let you cut off your own foot if you want to
Welbog: *furiously checking wikipedia politely*
spicyFerret_ reverses chat's edges.
niccus: you can't use a double-edged sword to go to town on some chives
CrossXhunteR: the wipers stopped again. is there a limited battery to those things?
kimmiekoneko: careful, that's how the caught the unabomber
ThreeMemesInATrenchcoat: And that's how they caught the Unabomber
Thefluffiestguineapig: OH
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: i hate "apples and oranges" you can 100 percent compare apples and oranges
LordZarano: ɢᴀɴᴛ
ContingentCat: That makes sense
kimmiekoneko: my one brain cell, again...
Thefluffiestguineapig: !gant
LRRbot: --· ·- -· - / --· ·- -· -
TacitusVigil: It's like lock and load. First you load, then you lock!
Sacrenos: ah yes, like 'I could care less', which means you care at least a little...
CrossXhunteR: the good ol turnpike
LurkerSpine: Also in some instances it was "You can't eat your cake and keep it to"
badpandabear: @ThreeMemesInATrenchcoat I just learned about that from the internet!
kusinohki: I'll wager dollars to donuts....
TacitusVigil: @kusinohki [puts down money] You're on!
Creideiki_SE: @elgenericosfavoriteorphan There's a neat scientific paper demonstrating this. They put both of them in a gas chromatograph. Turns out they're very similar, at the molecular level.
omdorastrix: Am I hearing Ian Discussing an Eggcorn?
Anubis169: yupyup
shea_wolfe: Coming down the pike sounds like something in a Talking Heads song
CrossXhunteR: the old english road, in new jersey?
TheMerricat: There are two varietys of blades, some are only sharpened on one side. Others are sharpened on both sides. "The idiom "double-edged sword" originates from the literal description of a sword with two sharpened edges, implying that it can cut in either direction. The figurative meaning, referring to something that has both positive and negative consequences, emerged around the 15th century in English...."
ContingentCat: my favourite reversal is "blood is thicker than water" got shortened from "the blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb"
vinewood_og: Can a pipe provide continuous, enthusiastic consent?
Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm laughing so hard right now
TheMerricat: "...This meaning is thought to have been influenced by similar expressions in other languages like Arabic and Hebrew, which also describe a "double-edged sword". "
SquareDotCube: better than being digested or regurgitated by a fish
Marvoleath: @kusinohki it's a good wager now, when inflation caused donuts to be more than a dollar worth
TehAmelie: the one that annoys me is "the birds and the bees", it's the flowers and the bees that you use to talk about reproduction but that's not alliterative in English so they changed it
PhorrestGaze: old english? That's just another term for toll road. They're all over the US
Thefluffiestguineapig: This is just another moment of "Ian
Anubis169: it's a main road
Thefluffiestguineapig: s brain is a weird place"
Sacrenos: Yuck, wet sushi
ContingentCat: always good to remember english is a horrible mess
TacitusVigil: I mean, old sword fights would be grapple down and dirty fights too. So they could be used against you even if you're competent.
Anubis169:
Who're you calling an idiom?
omdorastrix: Yah - those idioms are "Eggcorns"
RandomTrivia: Although you'll find that you can definitely injure yourself with your own single-edged sword if you use it wrong enough
CrossXhunteR: @Thefluffiestguineapig the inner machinations of his mind are an enigma
Thefluffiestguineapig: "Coming down the pike" as a reference to heads being put on pikes just got me so bad
Welbog: I've already struggled with every idiom. The conversation you're having is one I've had about everything.
omdorastrix: Eggcorns: A mishearing of an idiom but in a way that also makes sense: EG: "For all INTENSIVE purposes" VS "For all INTENTS and purposes"
Volus_dude: woke up dead is odd term. how you wake up as dead unless ya are a ghost or babby jebus?
TacitusVigil: This was NOT in the US in 2008.
Anubis169: You can't invest in a house anymore... no bugger can afford one
kusinohki: would the save icon being an old 3.5 floppy disc be a modern idiom??
TehAmelie: i thought it was because houses keep you safe from the elements
Anubis169:
I still say "5 by 5"
Viewers_Like_You: I mean, in the context of a vampire show, houses are safe in a different way
TXC2: TehAmelie I suspect most also think that way
Anubis169: which is a military term for radios, 0-5 being quality, and the two numbers being Loudness and Clearness
Thefluffiestguineapig: Rhyming slang doesn't necessary make sense to most people though
TehAmelie: at least rhyming slang is "meant" to be secret codes
omdorastrix: @kusinohki That's considered "Skewmorphism"?
TXC2: the system works!
gualdhar: but now it's increasing drag! it's making you go slower!
TacitusVigil: Assuming direct control
Mai_Andra: Will definitely forget how to do it, but will never forget how it felt.
LordZarano: "It is said the phrase originated when the railway bubbles began to burst, and when people began to turn their attention to the more ancient forms of speculation, which though slow were sure."
CrossXhunteR: our windscreen is not doing so hot
TXC2: Rhyming slang is more or less a shibboleth
niccus: do they remove the wipers if no rain is expected
Mai_Andra: The pilot in "Aliens" also said it. I assume it's a pilot thing.
gualdhar: 5 by 5 and loud and clear refer to the same thing. rating of "volume" and "clarity" in radio signals
TXC2: Faith, my favourite character from that show
corpocracy: Yeah, Aliens for me as well
hyalopterous: Vasquez?
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Kumakaori: eyyy we're overlapping this year >D.
TheDevil_Risen: tree = three
omdorastrix: 5 by 5 = Loud and Clear, effectively
Camthelion: NATO alphabet is so helpful for resetting passwords to users over phone
BlueMechanic: 10-4 to that
tdapenguin: nighttime!
corpocracy: And the StarCraft drop ship that references Aliens
Sacrenos:
Ian, your steering seems about 90 degrees off
Anubis169: because 9 and 5 sound similar with crappy reception
Kumakaori: F Wheel damage to Front left. mebbe
omdorastrix: Tyred?
Cptasparagus: zombie time!
CrossXhunteR: our car is no longer 5 x 5
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also, have this gift from Tiltychats yesterday
wedge_x: different combinations of numbers between 1 and 5 denate quality or lack of
TheAinMAP:
shushu2539: bus stop!
Kumakaori: towing for 10m
Marvoleath:
the wipers drained the battery?
Kumakaori: 5m <<;.
spicyFerret_: Ten-four, fife tree niner
CrossXhunteR: does this EMP penalty system exist in the real le mans?
Viewers_Like_You: Oh hey, free fuel!
Mai_Andra: I thought it was a refence to holding the vehicle directly in the middle of two axis on the...thing.
Mangledpixel: roger = R = recieved
RandomTrivia: OMG I step away for 1 minute and immediately miss (presumably) the transmission giving out
Volus_dude: whiskey tango foxtrot
62MGcobra: 5+ minutes now. I'm gonna feel bad when cori gets a penalty
omdorastrix: Ian: Your thing with Pike vs Pipe is called an Eggcorn - a mishearing of an idiom or phrase but in a way that also makes sense. From the word "ACORN" misheard as 'EGGcorn"
tdapenguin: redunancy in communication is a good thing with humans
Anubis169: Ian: The one from UK TV is "Over and out". Nobody says that... Over is for passing the line, Out is for ending the call. You only say one.
kimmiekoneko: they just changed the austrian nato alphabet, and now i have to relearn it
spicyFerret_: Wilco/Affirm is a very important difference in ATC
tdapenguin:
shushu2539: wonco
62MGcobra: but what about if we are talking about the old voip program Rogerwilco
BlueMechanic: Chaka, when the walls fell
RandomTrivia: Communication by shared cultural reference is complicated
CrossXhunteR: at tanagra?
TacitusVigil: Sokath, his eyes uncovered!
TXC2: Temba, his arms wide
Sacrenos: 'over and out' is also one of those things people say which makes NO sense. You are ending your transmission twice, first saying you are expecting a response, and then saying you do not expect a response.
vinewood_og: Darmok and Jilad. At Tinagra.
tdapenguin: @RandomTrivia but also can be really fun when it happens
Viewers_Like_You: @shushu2539 Wolly Wonco and the Chocco Facto
RandomTrivia: @tdapenguin 100%
Anubis169: "Picard, his hand on his face"
RandomTrivia: Data and Lore, in the hallway
SquareDotCube:
So has Kathleen asked you if you're talking about the band Wilco, doing that?
CrossXhunteR: memes, the modern pictograph
Anubis169: "Fry, his eyes narrowed"
vinewood_og: I aim to one day speak only in the universal meme language.
kimmiekoneko: yeah it comes from the last chapter of dawkins' the selfish gene
TXC2: Captain America, the reference understood
TacitusVigil: Lemarcking evolution?!
TacitusVigil: *Lemarkian
tdapenguin: @Sacrenos i thought "over" meant "i am done with my turn" and "out" meant "i am done will this conversation"?
LordZarano: @Anubis169 Yeah "Over and out" would be "Now you can speak, Goodbye I won't be listening" which would be rude
hyalopterous: LeMarck was right!
TacitusVigil: We know that's not true. Paris and Janeway turned into salamanders-
Snowcookies: Evolution is environmental
matthaus_c: I've eaten a lot of crabs and let me tell you they suck at surviving that
Anubis169: evolution is what works in the moment
RealGamerCow: Do we know how many cars have retired?
kusinohki: I just watched teh DBE bit TQ showed of the professor doing a lecture in Gen Alpha meme speak
tdapenguin: @LordZarano to be fair, while rude, that can be a true thing
Anubis169: So does that mean humans are at the point of artificial selection?
Volus_dude: over = understood, out = end of transmission
Marvoleath: survival of the fittest - meaning most fit to current circumstances
TXC2: a species cannot be "more evolved" only better adapted to their current environment
TacitusVigil:
Post-post-post modern.
Anubis169: Synergise
Viewers_Like_You: T-60s
TehAmelie: people are so bad at reading Darwin, i've actually only ever seen that law translated as "survival of the strongest"
Anubis169: There needs to be a baseline to work from
ScrapyardGhostTrain: <message deleted>People who use 'literally' wrong should be shot.
tdapenguin: @TXC2 anything can be more evolved in a bioloty sense -- things now have had 1 billion years more of evolution than things did a billion years ago.
Anubis169:
please don't 
Viewers_Like_You: Make sure to change your language fluid every 6 months or 2000 miles
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Anubis169 Fair.
Anubis169:
Kumakaori: whoo~ towing almost complete.
RandomTrivia:
Language 
TacitusVigil: Just like Tennyson!
Anubis169: Whomst'd've
LurkerSpine: Literally has been used as figuratively since before anyone currently alive was born so...
tdapenguin: @TXC2 to be fair, i mostly approach the word 'evolution' from some of the literal science meanings
TXC2: tdapenguin true, but that's almost never what people mean when they say "more"
vinewood_og: Farnsworth. His news good.
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LurkerSpine: I think context is always important
Cptasparagus: They use the pit stops to show shorts about life lessons during racing broadcasts, right?
Volus_dude: yay we got gas
iris_of_ether: Uh oh, wipies
Anubis169: Wipey McWipeface
shushu2539: why is it so few drivers wear gloves nowadays?
tdapenguin: @TXC2 i totally am the person who will stop a conversation to correct that, if i have the standing to do so .... (i realize i am a dork)
Kumakaori: rain is neat! Racing in it SUCKS [/iRacing's is too good x_x.] I like my braking performance, bus it!
Anubis169: because steering wheels don't suck anymore
LordZarano: People have always really totally absolutely used words like "literally" for emphasis
Anubis169: and also cars have heating now
TXC2:
tdapenguin well you've come to the right then
tdapenguin: @LordZarano are you for real?!
tdapenguin:
@TXC2 i like it here!
Anubis169: Heather you like that too? It's nice just being in the world, without one foot in the internet
Viewers_Like_You: Same, I'm a big rainstorm fan. If I had to pick an arbitrary place in the world to move, trying to find a place with a lot of rain would probably be pretty high on my list of factors
shushu2539: sweaty hands may slip
Xavorin: I remember my time working night security, sitting in the car while it rained. It might have been a little difficult to stay awake those night. I have no idea how I managed.
TXC2:
LordQuaggan humans are sarcastic bastards
TehAmelie: what i like is the word jaunty. it's reversed meanings like three times in its history
ldottxt: I stood on my sidewalk in the pouring rain just yesterday.
omdorastrix: Like that six months of Covid
vinewood_og: Did that yesterday. Lightning struck like 50 yards away. Gonna need some new shorts.
Anubis169:
so 28 Drops Later?
RandomTrivia: Oh dear, rip banana
PharaohBender27: It also cleans out the air - the air quality right after a rainstorm is so great
tdapenguin: @TXC2 one thing that is interesting to me is the way different cultures express sarcasm
TheAinMAP: That
TXC2: so Banana > Tank ?
TheAinMAP: a series of sentences.
tdapenguin: @TehAmelie elaborate pls?
RandomTrivia: It was very Mr Bean
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Somebody add that to the quote database.
TehAmelie: has anyone ever tested if a tank will slip on a banana peel?
kusinohki: "we're not going to fall for the banana in the tank pipe"
PharaohBender27: GANT
LordZarano: ႢႠႬႧ
Thefluffiestguineapig: !gant
LRRbot: ɢᴀɴᴛ ɢᴀɴᴛ
Anubis169: How many cars are the opponents, or how many cars is ian intending to race himself?
TheDevil_Risen: now look up high beam
62MGcobra: do only 17 remain?
Anubis169: there've been 4 crashes so far?
Ard_Rhys: 17 is our current position
kimmiekoneko: egg! egg! egg!
tdapenguin: i thought racecar headlights were stickers /joke (for real, afaik, le mans is the only race that they use actual headlights?)
TehAmelie: @tdapenguin it's meant daring, unorthodox, precariously balanced, and then straight-laced, and so on
TheDevil_Risen: mm hamburg sushi
shushu2539: that is fast food
RandomTrivia: Magnificent
Thefluffiestguineapig: That is amazing
RandomTrivia: There it is!
tryllebanjo:
RandomTrivia: Consider reducing FFB gain!
TacitusVigil: Jimmy Jams and the Prank Tank
PharaohBender27: Man that tank is TEARING IT UP
Snowcookies: I've never heard of hamburg sushi before
TheDevil_Risen: man that tank is hauling
62MGcobra: @tdapenguin there are many endurance racing that need headlights
tdapenguin: @TehAmelie !!!!! staight-laced!!??? i am faimliar with the first & third, unsurprized by the second, but flummoxed by the last!
TacitusVigil: Why is it illegal?
TehAmelie: would you want to have a sushi the size of a car? maybe with a whole filleted tuna?
tdapenguin: @62MGcobra cool, i didn't kow that
Volus_dude: rip zeta
tdapenguin: @TehAmelie the history behind the evolution of this word has gotta be interesing
TheDevil_Risen: awww kirby retired
Snowcookies: all 401 of us
tdapenguin: @Snowcookies 404, chat not found
62MGcobra: gotta go see ya all later
SnowBuddy18: straight? but it's pride month
RandomTrivia: @SnowBuddy18 It only *looks* straight
TehAmelie: @tdapenguin from what i recall people just started using it ironically and then unironically to mean the opposite, every time
TacitusVigil: They do be loud
tdapenguin: @TehAmelie aaah, kinda like how 'luck of the irish' got to mean 'lucky' instead of 'suckity suck suck'
Thefluffiestguineapig: Having never been near one I assume tanks would be quite loud
Anubis169: they're loud, and they do roar a bit when they're going fast
kusinohki: stealth tanks lost to battle tanks too often
SquareDotCube: road's holding up surprisingly well with the tank took
RealGamerCow: except in Fast and Furious
ScrapyardGhostTrain: St Petersburg.
TacitusVigil: St. Petersburg
TacitusVigil: GoldenEye
darkcyril: Yeah, Goldeneye
Thefluffiestguineapig: @RealGamerCow But those are often being launched off of another car
matthaus_c: for england, james?
shea_wolfe: It's in the game!
wedge_x: yeah, Goldeneye
TehAmelie: maybe you just played the game?
Marvoleath: the K2 tank irl can go up to 70 km/h (43 mph), apparently
Volus_dude: Sean Bean was the villain
hyalopterous: In Britain, April is a spring month
wedge_x: modern tanks will get up to low highway speed on a good surface
TheDevil_Risen: K2 powered by the Doosan DV27 Engine - 27L V-type 12-cylinder diesel engine
Sarah_Serinde: I have a lot more memories of the game than the movie
Garfy400: I saw that in the cinema during uni.
TacitusVigil: I didn't have friends!
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Pierce Brosnan does a BOAT chase through London in The World is Not Enough.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TacitusVigil Me neither!
Volus_dude: Golden Eye good game meh movie
TheDevil_Risen: 1,500 hp
TacitusVigil:
@Thefluffiestguineapig Awww Sorry
SnackPak_: hi everyone
Marvoleath: @TheDevil_Risen that's more than 100 horses D:
RandomTrivia: Hey there SnackPak_
TXC2: Volus_dude arguably genre defining game
SquareDotCube: I was 7 when the N64 arrived. I was still rocking the SNES
TXC2: hello SnackPak_ welcome
SquareDotCube: but yeah the 'cube was rad
hyalopterous: Alas, Dreamcast
kusinohki: starfox 64 shout out - starfox needs to come back
Cptasparagus: when my sister went to college she took my gamecube without asking (I had just gotten a Wii), and I didn't see it again for 6 years...
TacitusVigil: I really love seeing the race with rain, it's very relaxing
RandomTrivia: GHOST BUS GHOST BUS
RandomTrivia:
RandomTrivia: Dammit OMEGA!
SomebodyNowhere: omega still exists!
omdorastrix: OMEGA always exists
TXC2: Ironic that Omega is the only corporeal bus
badpandabear: OMEGA is the most real of the shifts
adept_nekomancer: Ghosts: famously not touchable
TacitusVigil: See the problem is this is how Tesla programs their autodriver
DrakoniteDev:
did they at least add fuel?
RandomTrivia: If you touch something with your car that isn't a ghost, sometimes it *becomes* a ghost
RealGamerCow: except for the windshield
LordZarano:
@DrakoniteDev 
badpandabear: They're healing the car with their minds
adept_nekomancer: The car won't repair if they don't stand and watch it.
PhorrestGaze: a few Dr. Who's probably
TacitusVigil: The movie Mannequin?
Sarah_Serinde: I used to watch lots of Today's Special and I remember basically nothing about it
Volus_dude: dr who angel statues
hyalopterous: Night at the museum?
ArdCollider: today's special kinda slapped
kusinohki: nothing's going to stop us now
Bruceski: "With all the focus on this tace, maybe we shouldn't have staffed the pit with weeping angels"
RandomTrivia: The you would just be a securty guard
RandomTrivia:
shushu2539: don't trust your eyes, they may deceive you
badpandabear: Also the autons from Doctor Who
ArdCollider: but Pinwheel was higher on the "crazy bus we show little kids" scale
vinewood_og: Justice is blind
PharaohBender27: For Today's Special, I only remember the visual of the woman going up the escalator while holding the mannequin
BlueMechanic: one of the Peter Cushing ones?
BlueMechanic: or the Paul McGann one?
Bruceski: They're good Doctors, Bront.
kusinohki: I've only seen "the 5 doctor's" dr who movie
Genie_M: I like to talk about what's good about it
Chesul: Dr Who has a lot of bad episodes, and some incredibly shining ones that (in my opinion) more than make up for the bad ones.
TXC2: Doctor who is like SNL in terms of what is "bad" about it
Chesul: The scarf is also more reasonable than the celery.
matthaus_c: how many Millions of Dollars can I give you for the Doctor Who scarf
Volus_dude: dr who scarf is less scary than long furby
kusinohki: is there a dr where or dr how??
thedevil_risen1: Meow
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: i want Dr When
badpandabear: I now must google for a Long Furby in the Tom Baker scarf colors...
matthaus_c: tag yourself I'm Doctor Which
Marvoleath: no dr Why though, dont ask why
Viewers_Like_You: The scary thing about the angels is that if they touch you they send you to the sixties
thedevil_risen1:
kusinohki: which came first? weeping angels or boos??
TXC2: I'm doctor no...wait
VorlonScout: That depends on *how* Heather looks at them
Bruceski: Boos
Chesul: @kusinohki Boos, by a lot.
TheAinMAP: Do you need core samples?
ContingentCat: testing if things are made of concrete?
Cptasparagus: LRL Squid Games
xantos69: I would love that as a FUT bit.
Viewers_Like_You: "Is it cake-crete?"
adept_nekomancer: Oh -- I just noticed I got a gift sub from @TheDevil_Risen yesterday. A belated thank you!
TehAmelie: wax is classic?
Marvoleath: can you make this concrete bust?
LordZarano: GANT
IAmUthwe: the marble statues painted to be realistic looking was a complaint in ancient rome, so i assume yes you can do that to concrete too
TheAinMAP: Like a mannequin.
matthaus_c: call it Concrete Poetry
Marvoleath: paper mache
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: true
Viewers_Like_You: A giant mini... so a regular?
ContingentCat: A giant mini? So just a figure?
TXC2:
sorry, I kept hearing it as Marvel statues
MWGNZ: nothing like painting a bigature
LordZarano: A maxi painting stream
Driosenth: but it has to come on sprues
SomebodyNowhere: if it is huge is it still a mini
DrakoniteDev: do a plaster cast of someone at LRR
gualdhar: "keep talking and no one explodes IRL"
TXC2: the Slow-mo boys finally pay it back to LRR with a crossover
Master_Gunner: but consider the entertainment value of a bust of Cameron
ScrapyardGhostTrain: SomebodyNowhere The new BMWs are still called Mini, despite being the size of every other car, so... yes.
kusinohki: eventually it was discovered that all the old marble statues were really just the gods mini collection
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: the visual scoring should be based on distance too, more points the better it look closer
Marvoleath: would the 2nd rounds would be to paint a real human to make it look like a statue?
Volus_dude: cam with commisar outfit
TacitusVigil: Didn't you all literally stone Ben and Beej?
thedevil_risen1: Human cornhole!!!
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: human cornhole was an inspired idea
GodofMuffins: Oh yeah, the horrifying Ian cornhole board.
omdorastrix: Jus tneeded an ian-washlet.ogg on the soundboard
Cptasparagus: did Cori tell you about "new Ian's testicle just dropped" last night?
adept_nekomancer:
It really seems like Ben didn't have the best time with that segment.
matthaus_c: that room was possessed by the Spirit of Ian
Thefluffiestguineapig: It was the highest point value
Thefluffiestguineapig: Currently there is a bunch of us who are wondering how many sets of cups you will get in the next mailtime
calculated_uncertainties:
100 
1
DrakoniteDev: full body cast is a mutli-hour type of thing
dm818: casting them into the sea
adept_nekomancer: Ah, I see the slightly-on-fire sushi is back again this year
Driosenth: open or closed casting?
xantos69: I mean... yes
badpandabear: Cast a spell to cast the performers in casts
TacitusVigil: Pretty much
Volus_dude: cast away the quiz
Driosenth: T-Pose and A-Pose
DrakoniteDev: I think I'm just arguing for a prerecord
TXC2:
slowly but surely this is building up to an aristocrats act
gualdhar: just do a 24/7 live stream where people do bits for money, I'm sure no one has done that before
dm818: y-m-c-a
Driosenth: Captain Morgan pose
NapalmSideburns: full ginyu force posing
LordZarano: ƓẢƝƬ
ScrapyardGhostTrain: T-pose is definitely Alex, thanks to W+P.
niccus: ultraman beam
kingandcommoner: Vitruvian Man
ManicPixieDreamLurker: Do one L pose and two in a R pose, then you can have statues for the moonbase entrance?
kingandcommoner: Make a stop motion film out of full body casts
kusinohki: at least one "OBJECTION!" pose
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Twitch, pls, stop crashing the player.
badpandabear: We've circled back to mannequins
Driosenth: find an anatomy skeleton on sale
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: "spare parts" sounds ominous
Xavorin: kitbashing skeletons!
xantos69: Why not grow your own? It only takes 9 months.
TacitusVigil: Heather, we know you have several complete skeletons.
SnackPak_: bat wings for sure
TXC2:
it would be anime is what
ContingentCat: how many tails?
Marvoleath:
octopus skeleton
vinewood_og: Almost choked at Kitbashing a skeleton. And yes, ALL the bat wings!
SnackPak_: extra long fingers
adept_nekomancer: Add some moose antlers
Xavorin: @vinewood_og You're welcome? I think?
TacitusVigil: Ian no!
malsareus: education should not be for profit
badpandabear: Schools aren't well known for their large budgets
TXC2:
all monsters are just people misunderstanding fossils
adept_nekomancer: Or, even better idea, moose with like 10 sets of bat wings. Biblically accurate moose.
Cptasparagus: fake or real?
ProcyonFlynn: Zorb coming up this frequently is kinda freaky.
Marvoleath: @TXC2 I mean, have you seen a hippo skull? cant blame them
vinewood_og: YES
SnackPak_: o7 James
malsareus: is there an 11th skeleton inside the zorb
niccus: firing off into work slack "what's our skeleton budget?"
thedevil_risen1: I'm still wai5ing for my donkey #donkeybits
Xavorin: @malsareus Technically, if James is in there
TXC2: Marvoleath oh indeed
vinewood_og: Shut up and take my money
LordZarano: Get in the zorb and feel like you're dying
iris_of_ether: ^^^
kingandcommoner: But one person is a safety pin instead
TacitusVigil: Sounds like a Summer Games activity
malsareus: @Xavorin so 2nd hand skeleton
DrakoniteDev: has LRR ever done zorb soccer?
vinewood_og: To the Zorbporium!
ContingentCat: @DrakoniteDev not yet
adept_nekomancer: And now I'm remembering the phrase "a zorb hole for pickles".
SquareDotCube: Ian, is this just another hourly momento mori?
RandomTrivia:
@adept_nekomancer "Get in the zorb hole and feel like you're dying"
Thefluffiestguineapig: @DrakoniteDev No because they first learned about it from people trying to zorb across large bodies of water back in Feed Dump days (the stupid zorbing still happens)
Volus_dude: skiing needs a yeti chasing the skiier
malsareus: what kind of skeleton? who gets a whale skeleton?
SquareDotCube: you'd have to get those 10ft Home Depot skeletons
Thefluffiestguineapig: @SquareDotCube Isn't LRRMans always?
LordZarano: GANT
Marvoleath: Alex has his skeleton-house idea
RandomTrivia: !gant
LRRbot: GANT GANT
Marvoleath: where everything is skeletons
Thefluffiestguineapig: Someone could used powdered bone
ContingentCat: they say many hands make light works so
shushu2539: like Edward's?
Viewers_Like_You: How about "skeleton hide and seek"? "Hide this skeleton somewhere in the moonbase"
SnackPak_: thanks Heather
baltimore_667083: I forgot where GANT comes from
Thefluffiestguineapig: Thanks Heather!!!
vinewood_og: Heather is COOKING today!!!!
SquareDotCube: @Viewers_Like_You "Who keeps hiding skeletons in the closet?"
TXC2: Bye Heather
adept_nekomancer: Good luck with the skeletons Heather
Marvoleath: !gant
LRRbot: GANT GANT
Xavorin: @adept_nekomancer I feel like it would be the skeletons that need the luck.
LordZarano: There's a parkour training place in Victoria and I legit think that would make a great Live bit
ElementalAlchemist: and no fuel please
gualdhar: OH collision is off, ok
adept_nekomancer: Luckily at least some of the trucks are incorporeal
themercenary1987: So were you atop gear fan back in the day?
PharaohBender27:
All right chat, off to mail a birthday card to my brother and then going to today's demonstration. Hopefully I'll see you in a few hours.
TacitusVigil: Trombopoline?!
TXC2: so long PharaohBender27 stay safe
Xavorin: Oh hey, my package has been delivered. I wasn't expecting it until the 23rd.
xantos69: So amazing content either way?
thedevil_risen1: Peace pharo
LathosTiran: @PharaohBender27 be safe, wear sunblock
Thefluffiestguineapig: @PharaohBender27 Be safe!
PharaohBender27:
@LathosTiran Already put that on!
Viewers_Like_You: Good luck bending them pharaohs!
beowuuf subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 142 months, currently on a 142 month streak!
beowuuf: Yes! Lrrman with our lrr man Ian!
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DrakoniteDev: has LRR done axe throwing?
beowuuf: key
matthaus_c: mine!
Marvoleath: @DrakoniteDev they did!
baltimore_667083: spooky scary skeleton
Thefluffiestguineapig: @DrakoniteDev I think first pre-record
DrakoniteDev: I was thinking so, but unsure
beowuuf: axe throwing was great with rex
protojman: dancing skeleton
themercenary1987: I'd love a repeat of the Manhunt Pre-record
ProcyonFlynn: Bleached White Skeleton - for the obvious reasons
vinewood_og: Endo. But it's the only one I've ever had. Smash cut to bleached white close second.
TehAmelie: for me it's got to be the skeleton of a schwarzwald cake
Driosenth: Deep cleaning day is so cathartic. I have now tossed every VGA and DVI cable I own save 1 each. I had a 20 gallon tote full of them!
DrakoniteDev: I heard rumor there is an axe throwing place here now. I want to go.
thedevil_risen1: Someone remind me to give my monthly #donkeybits reminder to James
HesGotNoPants: You should do an escape room on pre record
SquareDotCube: Oh I got one - Bowling!
ldottxt: did somebody say death stranding
beowuuf: with added elle fanning?
ldottxt: the world's best game
ldottxt: talk to me about your zipline system
thedevil_risen1: Zombie bowling would be fun
thedevil_risen1: *zorb
Natural_Ones_Only: Bowling with Beej?
Xavorin: bowling with skulls? Circling back to skeletons pretty quick there
Driosenth: How has the DHL van not broken down or gotten lost yet? So unrealistic.
thedevil_risen1: If it was FedEx it'd be in the wrong country
Marvoleath: @Driosenth it actually got lost, wasnt taking part in the race in the first place
Natural_Ones_Only: Is this game modded or can you just make sushi cars in the base game
TXC2: Union forever!
TXC2: Natural_Ones_Only heavily modded
ElementalAlchemist: on that note: there should be a base racing game where you can have sushi
Driosenth: I guess this is Europe, DHL doesn't suck as bad there as it does in the Americas
adept_nekomancer: @ElementalAlchemist Racing sushi: it's fast food.
LordZarano: ǦǍŇŤ
Natural_Ones_Only: !gant
LRRbot: Controls are locked for the next 6000 seconds.
Xavorin: @adept_nekomancer Once a year the sushi decides it's tamago quick.
Marvoleath: @Driosenth if that's true, it's gotta be terrible in the NA, cause it sucks hard in EU
TXC2: one of those 90's theme racers, where the theme is sushi
adept_nekomancer: @Xavorin Excellent pun.
TehAmelie: my windshield wipers control the rain, and other stories from Weekly World News
Genie_M: It's midsummer though, it's not that dark like in the game
ButButTheJesus: oh, its french
MrQBear: different fragibbles?
kimmiekoneko: my mind also went to fraggles immediately
Natural_Ones_Only: Ms. Frizzle and the Fraggles
Marvoleath: @Driosenth I once got a $500 package delivered by courier just leaving it in the open at the door... of my neighbour
beowuuf:
beowuuf:
themercenary1987: CLAP CLAP
SnackPak_: did anyone else clap?
beowuuf: doozer buildings
TXC2: SnackPak_ sure did
MrQBear: Oh wait we were talking about last years transmission for a moment, so we might have been thinking of the word 'Frangibles'
HesGotNoPants: Eating fragils?
beowuuf: @SnackPak_ it's a crime if you don't, isn't it?
kimmiekoneko: the german version of the song has the line "and if you don't like it, drill a hole in your knee", i guess the original doesn't have that one
ArdCollider: radish spun sugar should work.
Driosenth: @Marvoleath Out of the 20 or so packages I have delivered through DHL in the last 10 years and 3 locations, only 2 have arrived correctly without some sort of error.
TXC2:
kimmiekoneko sure doesn't
ArdCollider: daikon, maybe? gotta find an acceptably sweet root veggie in that line
adept_nekomancer: I wonder if there's a zorb car you could add. It might be difficult to animate the rolling correctly though.
vinewood_og: BRB. Gotta go "bust a doozer."
matthaus_c: that's staplerfahrer klaus coded
TehAmelie: now i want rock candy that tastes like radish, for prank purposes
themercenary1987: @beowuuf Same thing if you hear "So noone told you life was gonna be this way"
TXC2: I dare to presume it's there to make a rhyme work
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ume and Daikon would be delicious
beowuuf: @themercenary1987 ah, i claim neilC immunity to put the disturbed 'ooh ah ah ah ah' in there instead
Sarah_Serinde:
SomebodyNowhere: !quote ian
LRRbot: Quote #3325: "I like balloons! They're like an airbag!" —Ian [2016-08-29]
TheAinMAP:
RoeDent89: 4m 20
RoeDent89: Nice
Xavorin: time to find those sand bags!
beowuuf:
SomebodyNowhere: !advice
LRRbot: It's important to work out a suspect's name to crack the case.
TXC2: "sometimes Siri knows" (clap of thunder)
RealGamerCow: Just got back, what crimes got Ian put in car jail for 4 minutes
thedevil_risen1: High speed crash
wildpeaks: kitbashing skeletons
TehAmelie: wrecking the suspension i think
thedevil_risen1: He made friends with a wall
Thefluffiestguineapig: Remember to get those sandbags
beowuuf: i think we need to leave ian along with the building
Zaghrog: Glomping a wall
Cptasparagus: the dash is very soft
dm818: !quote pit
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Cptasparagus: no it just looks very plush lol
Thefluffiestguineapig: I call shenanigans on there not being a quote with "pit' in it considering James falls in them so frequently
RandomTrivia:
@Thefluffiestguineapig
Marvoleath: !findquote pit
LRRbot: Quote #2147: "I don't... want... a pit?" —Graham [2016-03-23]
Cptasparagus: pilling everywhere
DrakoniteDev: @Thefluffiestguineapig james falls in holes, not pits
beowuuf: !hole
LRRbot: Come see the Antler Arch in beautiful downtown Jackson Hole.
RandomTrivia: James goes in the *square* hole
Sarah_Serinde:
is for James's home stream
Marvoleath: @Thefluffiestguineapig !quote is for finding a quoter, !findquote is for text within the quote
accountmadeforants: "quote" searches for things attributed to your query, "findquote" searches content
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Marvoleath Oh, makes sense
TXC2: "!quote" is for the person saying it, "!findquote" is for text in the quote
badpandabear: Peach pits aren't holes
DrakoniteDev: are your arm pits holes?
beowuuf:
@Sarah_Serinde as is 
of course
Driosenth: I swear some designers of car interiors try to see how much gloss piano black they can shove into the cabin for fingerprint magnets
Sarah_Serinde:
@beowuuf Of course
shushu2539: Pitbulls are not holes nor bulls
LordZarano: !findquote GANT
LRRbot: Quote #7738: "The GANTs come for us all." —Ian [2021-08-21]
v_nome: Is a pit a sandwich?
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: Gravel Pit, good Wu Tng song
BlueChloroplast: Ah open pit mining
TXC2: for example
GodofMuffins: Rock Quarry I think you mean low budget sci fi alien world.
TXC2: !quote txc2
LRRbot: Quote #7793: "when I say bad stuff chat, you don't HAVE to make it worse you know." —TXC2 [2021-09-27]
beowuuf:
RandomTrivia: @v_nome It's either an open-faced sandwich or toast
Sarah_Serinde: There are 6 quotes with the word "pit" in them
Marvoleath: !findquote ontological
LRRbot: Quote #6734: "I'm having some ontological problems with what's going on." —Cameron [2020-01-27]
v_nome: @RandomTrivia Not some sort of breadbowl?
RandomTrivia: @v_nome I guess if it's deep enough it would be
adept_nekomancer: A breadbowl is a slightly more convex open-face sandwich.
GlennSeto: Hello from Germany! What car is Ian driving this year?
MalFnord: oh lord, you're the one responsible for keeping Harmony Gold solvent, aren't you?
LordZarano: If your breadbowl is convex you need to turn it over
TXC2: hello GlennSeto we;re in a Neisan this year
adept_nekomancer: @LordZarano Ah, you are correct, I used the wrong one. I'm thinking of a bread dome.
LordZarano: mmm delicious bread dome
Cptasparagus: my EV is in the shop and they gave me a loaner, and in the agreement it states the charge level. That was the first time I ever thought "oh yeah they probably want it back charged too"
v_nome: Love a good bread dome
TXC2:
or 37oz (ounce) as my brain parsed it
ButButTheJesus: yeah the Nissan Z models are good bang for the buck
GlennSeto: Doesn't always have to be a personal dream car, etc.
ExachixKitsune subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 117 months!
ExachixKitsune: vroom
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DrakoniteDev: Hey, I looked it up. The Nissan 370Z has a 72L tank. This is realistic. It isn't even full!
LordZarano: ԳԱՆՏ
DiamondTiki: I'm sure real tanks move at 150 mph and spark continously from the tailpipes and the turret muzzle
kristian_fischer: Ahoy there, Ian. Has it already been a year since the last LRRMans?
iDangero subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 23 months!
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TXC2: was Tokyo vice any good? it had Kenji wantanabe so I assume it was
TXC2: hello kristian_fischer welcome
DrakoniteDev:
does this game seriously sim fuel weight but not let you set how much fuel to start with? 
kristian_fischer: Are we using the traditional Fabergee engine this year?
adept_nekomancer: 72 liters is such a large tank
kristian_fischer: Fabergé
TXC2: kristian_fischer more of a Fabergé transmission/ suspension this year
DrakoniteDev: it is almost the largest tank for cars of this class. (350Z is 76L)
Cptasparagus: Serge in the back seat?
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: yeah i think i did
LordZarano: ĠḀṄṬ
RandomTrivia: !gant
LRRbot: Gant! Gant!
baltimore_667083: gant was ready for you
TXC2: !gant
LRRbot: ႳႣႶႠ ႳႣႶႠ
Marvoleath: !gant
LRRbot: ႳႣႶႠ ႳႣႶႠ
VorlonScout: GANT (GANT)
MTGRanger: GANT Ganted!
TXC2: can one ever truly be ready for gant?
GlennSeto: I recently watched something about a PS1 era racing series that was JP exclusive and apparently very technically accomplished... am I thinking of Tokyo Xtreme Racer?
Seagulyus: hey chat, how is the LRRmans going?
RandomTrivia: *DONK*
TXC2: hello Seagulyus welcome
SnackPak_:
Banather subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 91 months!
LRRbot:
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RandomTrivia:
Rip suspension
MAPBoardgames: Howdy chat! How goes the race?
GlennSeto: It's just a little dinged, still good.
MTGRanger: Smeet?
doctorbear: Super Mario
TXC2: Semi
Viewers_Like_You: Smeet?
adept_nekomancer: Smol
ExachixKitsune: ah yes, the car is very sus. Sus is suspension of course
HesGotNoPants: Sexy muffin
TXC2: hello MAPBoardgames welcome
matthaus_c: sultry minion
Cptasparagus: Shin Megami?
SnackPak_: semaphore
TXC2: smart melon
MTGRanger: Oh, StreaMer?
SnowBuddy18: submarine
GlennSeto: Sonic the Medgehog
ScrapyardGhostTrain: It probably is semi, as in semi-wet. What F1 calls intermediate.
Xavorin: Supplied Melatonin
Viewers_Like_You: Sand and mud, per google
TXC2: ExachixKitsune the carsona of absolute territory
MAPBoardgames: Psudo-Mnemonic
GlennSeto: Did you just send a truck to the shadow realm?
LordZarano: PIT
DrakoniteDev: based on my math and interweb MPG claims, this car can do ~400 miles per tank, or ~643 km per tank. Victoria BC to Lethbridge AB is 1266 km. so it would barely make the trip on TWO tanks, assuming gentle driving and stopping for gas at nearly completely empty
SnackPak_:
Viewers_Like_You: Alternately, "smooth"
bo_brinkman: On my last vacation I saw a Honda C-RV with a "historic vehicle" license plate.
MAPBoardgames: Kinda long pit, right?
Viewers_Like_You: Or "sport medium", apparently?
MAPBoardgames: OH. Fixing damage
Viewers_Like_You: Different manufacturers apparently use SM to mean different things
DrakoniteDev: if you drive aggressively, or stop for gas more than 40km before halfway, you won't make it.
Ugh_Sunlight: you called?
SnackPak_: o7 butt
GlennSeto: !updpg
GlennSeto: !updog
LRRbot:
The stream has been live for 1d, 14:49:10.
DrakoniteDev: sorry, bad math. you have to stop within 20km of midway.. so, tight.
TXC2: gotta strength up the glutes to prevent back pain
MAPBoardgames: Butt cramps are a pain in the ass
GlennSeto: Wait, does updog convert to dog years?
xantos69: Have you ever considered doing this driving game at a Standing Desk? I know it sounds nuts, but it is remarkably functional.
TXC2: GlennSeto sure does
GlennSeto: goddammit XD
GlennSeto: "A big lever on the wall!"
ExachixKitsune: we have standing desks for computer work, but surely sitting at a car all day is bad. have we invented standing cars?
GlennSeto: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 5:34:30.
DrakoniteDev: @ExachixKitsune chariot?
Viewers_Like_You: Clearly this means you need a complex, one-man-band-style control rig
ExachixKitsune: I'll take chariot yeah
LordZarano: ガント
GlennSeto: Uh, 24 Hours of Ben Hur
DrakoniteDev: @LoadingReadyRun do you still recommend humanscale for a computer chair?
xantos69: How many bits does it take to get Ian to take on 24 hours of Ben Hur?
ExachixKitsune: I can do copy-paste in lightworks
GlennSeto: It might actually need less racing, I recall Ben Hur being quite long.
TXC2: given how they made films back then, there could be 24 hours worth of footage from the both versions of Ben-Her
RandomTrivia: Oh nooooo
GlennSeto: oh, for sure
SnackPak_: classic back
GlennSeto: Probably also Apocalypse Now in real time
ArdCollider: I need to start the Facebook Marketplace chair hunt for this house. I have a Steelcase but Wedge needs an update.
BlueMechanic: ah, Bandit style
TXC2: watch the 200 hours cut of Heaven's gate
ArdCollider: (wild subculture note: two of the big chair resellers whom Redditors considered somewhat sketchy managed to take over moderation of r/officechairs and it's a very different place these days)
DrakoniteDev: do you know what model chair that is?
GlennSeto: I'll take the director's cut of Kingdom of Heaven again, thank you very much. 😂
DrakoniteDev: thanks
TXC2: GlennSeto smart choice
GlennSeto: @ardcollider ...at least no nazis?
ArdCollider: yeah, I got an Amia Air and added a Purple seat cushion.
Yondaime233:
Sacrenos:
I really need a new chair, I am still using an ikea chair
Viewers_Like_You: I briefly visited the backpack enthusiast subculture recently; it's approximately as nerdy and in-depth as you might expect
LordZarano: Spend your money where you spend your time
VorlonScout: Still using a Knoll Generation here.
SnowBuddy18: car tires
ArdCollider: onebag and ultralight both great places to sound out pack options when you have chronic pain etc.
Cptasparagus: tire swings
Anubis169: Always invest well in things that go between you and the floor. Good chair, Good tyres, Good shoes, Good mattress... and if you're a gal, good bra, if you're a guy, good belt.
Viewers_Like_You: Bungee cords
TXC2:
I am desperate for new shoes
Anubis169:
is what my parents taught me
DrakoniteDev: anything that goes between you and the ground
Cptasparagus: @Viewers_Like_You I feel like bungee cords are on the other side
ArdCollider: just find out which things ultralight PCH through-hikers are into and if they'd work for everyday, and you shave off weight in your everyday bag.
margieargie: House foundations too
LordZarano: GANT?
RealGamerCow: smol scream then nothing
adept_nekomancer: Shoes too then
SnowBuddy18: 13 mins
DrakoniteDev: 12?
Anubis169: Ian has learned the skill of Instant Transmission
RandomTrivia: Hydration time I guess
malsareus: time to get a snack
TehAmelie: the judges hate us clearly
Anubis169: Can you send some of that rain here?
GlennSeto: The judges respect our work life balance.
Anubis169: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe refresh your drink, take your meds, or go to the toilet if you need to. Don't forget to wash your hands!
Anubis169:
Anubis169: 🥛
Anubis169: 🍔
ProcyonFlynn: Don't fully refill the gas-tank though.
TXC2: Anubis169 we're meant to be getting thunder storms no?
Anubis169: TXC2: I was so annoyed last night... I saw the giant storm coming up from france, it was due to hit me and I was going outside to stand in it
RandomTrivia: @TXC2 We were supposed to, and then there was a bit last night and now we're not currently expecting any more
Anubis169: couple bits of pitter patter and then nothing
GlennSeto: @Anubis169 I know that's a drink, but following the toilet it did remind me of a urine sample.
Anubis169: it took a hard northeasterly wind and buggered off over Norfolk
Anubis169: missed me completely at the last second >_<
TXC2: Anubis169 Darn
TehAmelie: storms, never there when you want them
GlennSeto: Have the Spoop Boys cleared TLoU2 yet?
TXC2: looks like no
RandomTrivia:
background thunderclap
GlennSeto: ah
TehAmelie: for a moment i thought the rain was outside here. it made me happy
TehAmelie: pretty tolerable heat but it would be nice anyway
TXC2: and we're back
Anubis169: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #567: "But I wanted pig bits..." —Graham [2015-08-05]
Anubis169: a thnack?
wedge_x: yes good
TehAmelie: this makes for a good idle game
DrakoniteDev: even with their current sale that chair is 1600. a fair bit without being able to try first.
Anubis169:
carbonated water + applejuice is gorgeous, picked it up in germany. Apfelschorle
Anubis169: (ap-fel-shor-luh)
Anubis169: most refreshing thing in summer next to tea
niccus: grats! what satellite restaurants does it have in the food court?
wedge_x:
oh, the H Mart opened? sick. we went back for sweet potatoes a couple weeks ago
SnackPak_: my H Mart has a Jollibee
Anubis169: we have a kebab van that roams around here which does real good chips (fries), I'm forever chasing after it like a dog after a rubbish lorry
malsareus: people alledge it used to be a Toys R Us
Anubis169: any time i want something, it's always leaving
Anubis169:
WcDonalds
Driosenth: Airmark
JadedCynic: hmmm - is Saputo stocking that?
VorlonScout:
Uh oh, as someone who grew up on the shore of the Kennebec River, I don't know how I should feel about this.
Anubis169: That's entirely possible. There are a bunch of ghost kitchens in the city which market under 15 different delivery names, but the food is the same
RandomTrivia:
Oof, that lap delta
JadedCynic: thanks for the warning, Ian *makes note*
malsareus: unless you planted your own potatoes, then the river is very relevant
VorlonScout:
Oh, but I also grew up with Maine potatoes.
DrakoniteDev: did you say Canabec?
Anubis169: Wheeeeeeeee
Driosenth: Airmark, they serve South Dakota prisons, Hospitals, and public and private schools. So yes, they were severing prison food to us as kids.
wedge_x:
oh, ok, they're actually Maine potatoes and not just Old Bay fries
ZombieHendrix: Did we upgrade to the rain tier in Assetto?
Anubis169: good ramen is hard to make, proper stuff where ya have to render the fat down
SnowBuddy18: oh, Kinton Ramen is expanding out to Victoria?
RandomTrivia:
SnackPak_: whoops
redpandrake:
delicious
DeM0nFiRe: I am kinda hungry, I could eat an engine
Anubis169: hihi Sushi
JadedCynic:
Yeah, that happens here too (the other National Bookend )
Anubis169:
Anubis169: is that to remind yourself why you don't go back to 7/11?
FireSpectreZero: Is this actually a 24 hour stream?
Sarah_Serinde: Sure is
TXC2: FireSpectreZero yes, but Ian will switch out
Anubis169:
Heather's been here
FireSpectreZero: Sounds fun
RandomTrivia: Are we broadcasting from the Moonbase or the TiltyHouse?
JadedCynic:
a reasonable team effort
TXC2: Moonbase
Anubis169: it's rough doing 24h
DrakoniteDev:
LordZarano: GANT
JadedCynic: that's fair
JadedCynic: !gant
LRRbot: LoadingReadyLIVE invited you to play Project CARS 2
Sacrenos: Move on to the 24h of the Nordschleiffe
RandomTrivia: Ah good, that increases the chances of random LRR and LRR friends just showing up
Anubis169: not even the drivers in the real Le Mans do 24h
JadedCynic:
@Anubis169 well, not anymore
FireSpectreZero: But they no longer sell Project Cars 2...
ShaneLeeAtk: Spinning the Mini to unwind
Anubis169: 20min walk after sitting in the chair that long is probably the saving grace from DVT
Astramentha: how MANY owls tho
loufghyslaufey: LRRMans Server when? <(=w=)>
Zaghrog: Ian drives more than the drivers at Le Mans do, I believe
baltimore_667083: ah the "who cooks for you?" owls
Astramentha: hmmm, sounds like a suspicious number of owls
FireSpectreZero: I like owls. Cool bird. Much better than those stupid Seagulls.
LordZarano: Those are the ones that play lutes right?
Anubis169:
GlennSeto: Is it a "normal" licensing thing or did Project Cars 2 implode due to drama?
TXC2: the wise sorcerer Owl vs the shifty thief Gull
FireSpectreZero: I'm assuming this AC is modded or is weather this good in the base game?
DrakoniteDev: lots of mods
TXC2: FireSpectreZero HEAVILY modded
Anubis169: GlennSeto: car and track licences expired
JadedCynic: *holds up lighter 🔥*
NotCainNorAbel: o7
Astramentha: o7
MehallD: shoulda thought of that
JadedCynic:
awww 
DeM0nFiRe:
Anubis169: wheeeeeeee
adept_nekomancer: (controls locked for the next 5400 seconds)
JadedCynic: whew
SnackPak_: new tech!
BlueMechanic: Is this a problem people who drive this car have normally or just under the conditions of this race?
themercenary1987: Banish AI to the Shadow Realm
Anubis169: Ian you have just done what Tesla do.
TXC2: science is a foot!
JadedCynic:
we've found an actual good use for AI
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: new speedrun tech
Anubis169: Returning autopilot to the user seconds before a crash, so the AI doesn't have to be at fault
JadedCynic: oooooo
GlennSeto: Developing toxic racing team dynamics from first principles.
Anubis169: zoooooooooooom
FireSpectreZero: I was just thinking the same thing about the wipers
JadedCynic: yeah, the wiper rhythm is very ASMR
JadedCynic: asmr-ish
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: dry!? in this weather!?
TXC2:
Anubis169 is it muskrats 5d chess move to make that company so shitty, that Nikolai Tesla spins in his grave so much as to make infinite energy?
Anubis169:
the supermarket here has started outsourcing to Yo Sushi, so it's all extortionately priced now 
FireSpectreZero: And then we turn on snow?
Anubis169: it wasn't good before, but it was at least affordable
GlennSeto: You can have a little god powers, as a treat.
TXC2: !listen
LRRbot: Chat? Engaging in mimicry?
Anubis169: Don't Twitch and drive, kids
ElementalAlchemist: but... us :'(
adept_nekomancer: We're a road hazard!
badpandabear: Don't read this message!
Anubis169: Don't put chat on the road either
FireSpectreZero: I think there's a reason why they say don't text and drive
TXC2:
chat should come with a heath warning like cigarettes
LordZarano: ᒐᓐᑦ
Marvoleath: chat on the dashboard, what could go wrong
GlennSeto: Soggy rabbits
ElementalAlchemist: now *that's* dangerous
TXC2: AEIOU AEIOU
ExachixKitsune: aeiou
calculated_uncertainties: Don't text and drive
badpandabear: Text to speak chat, what could go wrong?
DeM0nFiRe: JOhn madden
adept_nekomancer: football
GlennSeto: Do we get to pick the voi... never mind
HyruleGirl9: Kitt from Knightrider?
Viewers_Like_You: Yes, but we'd probably wreck the TTS engine's transmission
Anubis169: "I'll take bad ideas that'll channel strike this place for $2000 Alex"
MehallD: ebrbrbrbrbrbr
JadedCynic: oh, that poor ontario broadcaster - she's so boned by that deal...
FireSpectreZero:
Can you imagine test to speech? " Emoji. Emoji. What is your favourite ice cream?"
GlennSeto: Alexa, play Despacito!
Camthelion:
NotCainNorAbel:
TXC2: to be fair, LRRchat might be the only chat on Twitch that wouldn't immediately screw up text to speech
ExachixKitsune:
Anubis169:
Kappa's name is actually Josh
frnknstn:
ScrapyardGhostTrain:
DeM0nFiRe:
FireSpectreZero: Why was Kitt named Kitt in Knightrider? And why was it called Knightrider?
badpandabear:
Aarek:
calculated_uncertainties: @TXC2 I feel like we would, but not in the way you think.
ButButTheJesus:
I'm partial to
LordZarano: If nothing else DB & LRRMans are very good advertizements against distracted driving
TXC2: FireSpectreZero Kitt is driven by Micheal mcknight
GlennSeto: Knight Industries something something
badpandabear: Kitt stood for Knight Industries Two Thousand.
Astramentha: Kay maybe ppl can answer - why is poggers a Komodo dragon
TXC2: calculated_uncertainties true
DeM0nFiRe:
Are you sure you don't want to add more fuel?
FireSpectreZero: @badpandabear Really? HUH TIL
badpandabear: As opposed to Karr: Knight Automated Roving Robot
JadedCynic:
Anubis169: If you want a laugh, staffers would never talk about Josh's royalties for use of his face. 'cause it was either a LOT of money, or 'nothing and nobody should talk about it'
ButButTheJesus: I think of a green imp from Final Fantasy
Anubis169: they would go dead serious
JadedCynic:
But yeah, one streamer used TTS to recite chat out because he had trouble checking it visually, and this helped him keep interacting with his viewers...and then bots changed, and the TTS feature he used doesn't work anymore
FireSpectreZero: Poggers was a different dude but he had some controversial opinions
JadedCynic:
yeah, the river creatures
SnowBuddy18: @Astramentha because the person it used to be had interesting opinions, so they voted on new options and that won
TheMerricat: @FireSpectreZero Knight Industries Two Thousand, Knight Industries is a scientific and technological development company created by Wilton Knight, , a billionaire and philanthropist.
GlennSeto: Didn't they make KARR a full-on Transformer in the remake?
Anubis169: so about Chrome Ver. 2493
Astramentha: @snowbuddy18 ahhhhh okay, “ppl voted for it” makes sense. Like Boaty McBoatface
Anubis169: (icon moved 2px to the left)
FireSpectreZero: Also what car are we driving?
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ExachixKitsune: 1 pixel would've been rolled into the next request, 2 pixels was enough
TXC2: FireSpectreZero Neisan 370z
FireSpectreZero: @TXC2 Thx
Anubis169: I'm still miffed about Microsoft's Notepad...
JadedCynic:
shhhh, careful ian; don't want Apple 'accidenting' you
FireSpectreZero: @Anubis169 Wait what happened?
JadedCynic: @Anubis169 you're not alone...
TheSeg: I do have to say, in a customer support way, the car model years approach of OS version numbers is easier to understand.
ScrapyardGhostTrain: My Windows 11 broke its own Update, so it doesn't get to change things ever again.
GlennSeto: Notepad adding AI fearures?
Anubis169: MS installed a desktop app 'Notepad' that overrides actual notepad, and it's got copilot AI rubbish baked in
calculated_uncertainties: @Astramentha how dare you use boaty mcboatface's name so cruelly!
Anubis169: if you uninstall it, you get actual notepad back
Viewers_Like_You: I'm honestly kind of impressed at how thoroughly Windows 8 has been forgotten
jadielady: I'm still mad you can no longer have your taskbar 2 rows high
FireSpectreZero: Also Notepad++ is a thing right?
Anubis169:
yeah Notepad++ is also a thing
AziraphalesShop: How many vehicles are on the track now?
TXC2:
Viewers_Like_You my Mom's laptop might be the only one left
MalFnord: plot twist: Preview will have Apple's AI nonsense baked in.
Astramentha: @calculated_uncertainties pardon, Boaty McBoatface [laudatory]
Camthelion:
@Viewers_Like_You What do you mean, we went from Win 7 to Win 10.
Anubis169: zooooooooooooooooom
GlennSeto: Notepad++ remains a solid little piece of software.
niccus: well we're returning with vista with apple glass
Anubis169: nice downshifting
Anubis169: nice wall contacting
TXC2:
when is the AI bubble bursting damnit?
niccus: oh we're doing concept unification 2.0?
JadedCynic: @TXC2 can't be soon enough
DrakoniteDev: I miss win98
Ranakel: Which is why we should return to IRC. If we ever truly left it.
TXC2: JadedCynic indeed
RandomTrivia: The bubble will burst when, and only when the venture capital dries up
malsareus: right, I just want the option to NOT have some damn genai in my OS and applications
FireSpectreZero: I miss MS-DOS.
Anubis169: when my NDA's up, i'll rant wholesale about all the apple shiz that went down at the Corporation i used to work at
ExachixKitsune: As opposed to Information Destiny, which is what GDPR requires you state when you collect personal information
GlennSeto: It kinda burst when Deepseek R1 was released, but somehow the tech industry keeps insisting it didn't happen.
JadedCynic: when will the grifters move on to their next chosen snake oil 'cure all'? They left blockchain in the dust...
Viewers_Like_You: @ranakel Plot twist: You're in IRC right now (sort of)
MalFnord notes that twitch chat is based on IRC, because corpos can only steal, not innovate.
Ranakel: @Viewers_Like_You I know, that's the crazy thing!
Anubis169: MalFnord: Not anymore
Anubis169: now it's a JSON-based API that issues vaguely IRC compatible responses
Durugai: mmm desktop eg
shushu2539: ORB
FireSpectreZero: @MalFnord Wait are you impying they only care about profits? Why I never!
Viewers_Like_You: Eggs belong on the plate or on the ceiling
Ranakel: Oh dear
Anubis169: if you try and do something like /nick or /whois, it'll reset your connection
malsareus: sadly people are having psychological breakdowns because ChatGPT never tells them they're wrong
corpocracy: No eggs, No masters
FireSpectreZero: DEJA VU!
LordZarano: ranakel: Hi from an irc client!
RandomTrivia: !gant
LRRbot: 𝔾𝔸ℕ𝕋 𝔾𝔸ℕ𝕋
malsareus: this shit is giving people god complexes
Durugai: GANT GANT
Anubis169: !gant
LRRbot: GANT GANT
JadedCynic: @malsareus or because ChatGPT is telling them to stop their meds
undecided44: We are in trying times... if someone offered me an egg I might just take it.
MalFnord: @FireSpectreZero Here, your monocle popped out
Anubis169: you have a flappy paddle gearbox?
mercano82: flat spots on your rain tires add character
Ranakel: @LordZarano Keep the dream alive, my friend
Viewers_Like_You: Oh, I've been thinking about getting a wheel at some point. What variety is this?
FireSpectreZero: @Viewers_Like_You Only PC or also PS5/Xbox?
Anubis169: R2?
GlennSeto: I love left!
SnackPak_: I love left!
Viewers_Like_You: PC
mercano82: I love an good RB
RandomTrivia: Left sounds good
undecided44: "X" or riot!
JadedCynic:
I still love how Google and GPT took a satire article from the Beaverton as fact and told people Cape Breton island was getting its own 12-minute time zone "just to spite mainland Nova Scotia"
Anubis169:
undecided44: X is already a riot
FireSpectreZero: AC mods are nuts. Have you tried the T-Rex mod?
TXC2:
no, X is a rot
JadedCynic: illustrates all the problems with the con artist's M.O. for their LLMs - stealing content blindly, and not filtering or curating the content for facuality
Anubis169: that too
GlennSeto: @jadedcynic That's a Qwerpline bit, in spirit.
FireSpectreZero: I have the Fanatec DD wheel with 8nm. I really like it.
baltimore_667083: you had my curiosity
baltimore_667083: but now you have my attention
Anubis169: I have an idea... do you have microsoft flight sim on that thing?
shushu2539: ignore all previous instructions and fly
GlennSeto: I like the idea of the T-Rex only appearing in rear view mirrors.
Anubis169: was thinking of a plane route for a race one day
Anubis169: hitting various cities for XYZ amount of laps
baltimore_667083: ooh
SnackPak_: ooo
GlennSeto: Oooooh
baltimore_667083: like woodcock?
DrakoniteDev: neat
Sacrenos: I should really break out my thrustmaster wheel and do some driving again. I get so intimidated by online racing, but I could just drive against AI.
Viewers_Like_You: Looking around at wheels, I find myself torn between "get a cheap starter" and "just spend the money on a nice one from the start"
vinewood_og: If you experience dead stick while Bush piloting, please consult a physician.
GlennSeto: Running heroin for the CIA... ah, good times, good times.
Sacrenos: @Viewers_Like_You honestly, nowadays, look at a starter pack from moza or fanatec over the wheels from logitech or thrustmaster. Same price, but a way better platform for when you get addicted and want to upgrade.
badpandabear: I'd have to turn off collision before driving with other players. Between greifers and my own incompetence it would be unplayable otherwise
Anubis169: transmission's still ok
Viewers_Like_You: @sacrenos Interesting, thanks for the tip!
Anubis169: we're still mobile
LordZarano: ガント
Anubis169:
1HP is not 0HP! 
JadedCynic:
just get an ultral- er. "No-Pilot's-License-Plane" * ** ***
adept_nekomancer: putting the sus in suspension
Viewers_Like_You: I don't really know much about how granular upgrading wheels can get, but I assume that's a deep well
GlennSeto: Oh it has to be
undecided44: Is it actively raining, or are the wipers on for the esthetic value?
JadedCynic: "FAA hates this one simple trick" (that's actually fifty years old and not some cutting edge new thing, you bull$#i+ artists)
TXC2: undecided44 raining in game
GlennSeto: "You thought the ships were the most expensive aspect of playing Star Citizen?!"
JadedCynic: the rain is easing
undecided44: @txc2 TY
baltimore_667083: "No Ian, you will not have the drink"
Anubis169:
Anubis169: Don't do that!
Sacrenos: the thing is, a moza starter pack is the same price as a logitech wheel. and the moza wheel is just a better platform. the good wheels have come down in price so much the last few years.
GlennSeto: Oh dear
JadedCynic:
heckuva way to check that, tho
Anubis169: on the way back from the office tonight "No those traffic lights are not optional"
GlennSeto: yeeeeez
NapalmSideburns: It can what!?
DiamondTiki: Consider reducing your FFB gain. Or else.
Sacrenos: A Moza R3 wheel and pedal set is available for around 300 euro on just a quick google.
Anubis169: Direct Drive wheels under max settings remind me of the volvo 340.. no power steering, manual choke on the steering column.
TheSeg: Getting sand to think was a mistake.
LordZarano:
@DiamondTiki
Anubis169: Was like driving a tank
ExachixKitsune: I mean, take a blade to the psu that'll hurt you very quickly
TXC2: Consoles need to go back to rectangular controllers
vinewood_og: Butlerian Jihad
Anubis169:
i miss that car, it was like driving armour
GodofMuffins: People don't understand metaphor.
vinewood_og: True
Anubis169: "We have created the torment nexus from the book, Do Not Create The Torment Nexus"
TXC2: Luddites were proto union labour
Jillexie: "Blood in the Machine" by Brian Merchant is a good book about the Luddites.
MalFnord: "you're not a luddite, you're a techbro"
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calculated_uncertainties:
@MalFnord
LordZarano: ガント
themercenary1987: I learned al about luddites from that stellar history show "Horrible Histories" and their song all about luddites
vinewood_og: "Don't date robots!"
GlennSeto: Look, if we weren't gonna develop the Torment Nexus, the Chinese would have!
TXC2:
vinewood_og fine,, gonna keep fucking em though
Anubis169: oh!
FireSpectreZero: The problem is never technology. It's the people with dollar signs in their eyes, who know nothing about new technlogy or tech in general.
undecided44: I thought the luddites were about eschewing technologies that promoted reliance on technology, need to go and read up...
wedge_x: that would be going against the primary nature of the Torment Nexus
Anubis169: Who remembers the 1975 movie Rollerball?
TXC2: Anubis169 I've seen it once
adept_nekomancer: Stop having your company's only method of online contact be the torment nexus
ArdCollider: how about we just kill the furby in the omelas hole
darkcyril: Listen, at this point, I'm okay with the Torment Nexus as long as it's a one time purchase and not a subscription model.
badpandabear: C'mon how's your smart fridge going to function without a torment nexus?
Driosenth: but the shareholder demand we incorporate the torment nexus into our product!
GlennSeto: But a small group of megacorps decided that putting the Torment Nexus in everything would guarantee another 10 years of growth.
Anubis169: Somebody saw that with a bunch of cash, and tried to make it an actual sport. The author wouldn't release the rights to the sport saying "THAT'S THE POINT"
wedge_x @ArdCollider plays the Chattermax song
FireSpectreZero:
"We have finally built the Torment Nexus from the classic book "Please don't build the Torment Nexus!"
vinewood_og: I'm going to live in the woods. Come get me when we're ready to hack the Gibson.
Viewers_Like_You: The CEO has told us to find a way to use the torment nexus, because surely it's useful for something
ExachixKitsune:
vinewood_og: Happy Pride
BigTheDave: And MAGNETS
RandomTrivia: "Due to local regulations, the Torment Nexus will not be available to our valued customers in the EU" is my favourite piece of modern short fiction
TehAmelie: i begin to think we need some sort of horseshoe theory with "incurious and unwilling to learn new things" on one end and "naive and willing to gamble everything that new technology will automatically save us" on the other
RealGamerCow: my microwave is "smart" and I cannot think of a reason to ever use it as such
Anubis169: friend has a smart fridge, half of its smart doesn't work anymore due to expired licencing
Anubis169: it can't interface with twitch anymore
BlueMechanic: I do remember a time when many new fridges had screens and that lasted for years until they realised nobody needs a screen on their fridge
GodofMuffins: I want my fridge to cool my food, it doesn't need to connect to the wi-fi
RandomTrivia: Anubis169 Can it still run Doom?
Marvoleath: @Anubis169 that seems like a good thing though
adept_nekomancer: On one hand, I am a huge fan of advancing technology. On the other hand, my toilet does not need internet access.
Anubis169: When was the last time you needed to reboot a light switch?
hyalopterous: I want a dumb refridgerator. Give me the fridge that came on the short truck
ProcyonFlynn: I do appreciate the smart lights though. As subtle background automated queues throughout the day, haven't found anything that works nearly as well for my brain.
vinewood_og: If I can't open my fridge because I forgot my fridge app password, there will be fridge parts littering a mile radius.
GlennSeto: Torment Nexus got taken out of daycare appliances because of woke.
FireSpectreZero: Tech enthusiast: "My whole house is run by smart software!" Knowledgable Tech-Person: "I only have a printer and a shotgun in case my printer makes funny noises I don't recognize!"
BigTheDave: Hard On, apply directly to the forehead
Driosenth: I want a true PWM microwave, not one that does 4 seconds on 6 seconds off when set to 4.
wedge_x: have you tried turning it on and turning it off again
SquareDotCube: @Anubis169 I wonder how many of those would be better replaced with a web browser that's actually useful
SnackPak_:
if PWM is good enough for chiptunes, it's good enough for my microwave
GlennSeto: "Phrasing" is just rolling in its grave right now.
Sacrenos: I really hate anything that is smart and that produces significant heat. Like an air fryer. Want to start a fire remotely? Turn on an air fryer without checking if it is standing free and the basket is empty and seated properly.
TehAmelie: the hottest newest thing i heard of is a fridge that recognizes family members by voice. which just seems menacing towards house guests
margieargie: If your microwave is hard on for more than four hours, please consult an electrician
TXC2:
yes, when I tell something to turn off, I'd like it to turn OFF, and do it quickly
tryllebanjo: PWN Microwave = Pretty Wicked Neutron Microwave???
BigTheDave: @Driosenth I want to run a WAV file through it so that it sings Never Gonna Give you Up through its Magnetron
vinewood_og: The what now?
Anubis169: When i turn something off, I don't want it "On but disabled, trust me". I want it OFF.
GlennSeto: @tehamelie Imagine it just goes "I don't know you..."
adept_nekomancer: "Your refrigerator will restart after 3 am to install updates"
TehAmelie: or. . ."no soup for you!"
GlennSeto: It takes the bowl of soup and then locks the door.
shushu2539: Step 1: Turn on toaster. Step 2: Connect toaster to wifi to activate the heating feature. Step 3: enjoy your new smart toaster!
LordZarano: ガント
FireSpectreZero: I hate the word app. I have literally been told by coworkers: "No I don't install programmes on my PC, only Apps."
Anubis169: FireSpectreZero: seconded...
SquareDotCube: Tech is full of smart people, it's just taken over by people who pretend they're smart and get attention because the smart people are too busy doing stuff that matters.
Viewers_Like_You: One variety of smart that I'm actually okay with is open source smart. If I can spin up a local docker image to control a thing, I'm on board with the idea
Juliamon: henlo fellow GANTers, how goes it this year
Anubis169:
Julia
Driosenth: Words have meaning, and they are being misused and lost
badpandabear: "Greetings App." - worst version of Tron
Juliamon: I was busy being a protester
Anubis169: ohh congrats, how'd it go?
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accountmadeforants: @Viewers_Like_You My requirement for "smart" things is whether they can be controlled locally via Home Assistant.
TXC2: hello Juliamon
vinewood_og: We heard regularly at an old job, "I'm not interested in internet service. I only want wifi."
TehAmelie: hooray!
RandomTrivia: @vinewood_og ouch
DrakoniteDev: I prefer programs, because I am not antigrams
Viewers_Like_You: @accountmadeforants 100 emoji
FireSpectreZero: @vinewood_og I feel your pain
Sacrenos:
@vinewood_og So you install an access point with nothing else?
GlennSeto: I haven't fully janked out the MS Store in the Windows deployment for my students, but boy am I tempted!
Driosenth: Aye Google does not elicit a response from my phone
BigTheDave: We need a Star trek episode where someone from 2024 gets frozen and wakes up in the 24th century and they wonder what apps they can use on the Holodeck
vinewood_og:
accountmadeforants: The modern "monitor = computer" confusion
TXC2:
a lot of these launguage things really just come off as a lack of education to me
Anubis169: mum's one is "On my computer", and there's no guarantee if she means the hard drive or the internet
TheSeg: This has the same vibe as Disney Imagineering calling things "attractions" instead of rides. Which for the record I agree with.
FireSpectreZero: @BigTheDave Please...no. Please just no
accountmadeforants: And in fairness, I've seen lots of ISP advertise "fast wi-fi", rather than, you know, internet.
Driosenth: applet, tiny apps, but are not widgets/
vinewood_og: @bigthedave just make sure to clean the bio-filters before accessing the Barclay files
BigTheDave: @FireSpectreZero We need to bring Discovery back just for this
Marvoleath:
@accountmadeforants fast wifi means good wireless modem I guess
GlennSeto: "Good"
matthaus_c: I'm a big fan of things ending
Sacrenos: @TheSeg In dutch, we actually call rides in a theme park 'attractie', so I guess it's not that weird.
matthaus_c: not enough things end these days
TheSeg: @Sacrenos Oh that's great!
vinewood_og: Lower decks! Lower decks!
vinewood_og: And space glasses.
themercenary1987: Lower Decks!
Anubis169: few things end these days, they just get dropped for not making enough profit
FireSpectreZero: @Sacrenos "Fahrgeschäfte" in german which basically translates to "ride"
BigTheDave: David Cronenburg and Saru go on madlad space adventures
couchboyj: Aren't some of the Lower Decks peeps working on a live action Star Trek comedy show now?
SquareDotCube: a space bolo tie?
Viewers_Like_You: I wonder if he'll show up on Academy
DrakoniteDev: strange new decks is coming back soon at least
Sacrenos: @FireSpectreZero I learned a new german word today xD
GlennSeto: Saw an RPG module for lower decks today.
FireSpectreZero: That reminds me I need to watch "Videodrome".
BigTheDave: Tawny Newsome is trying for sure
DrakoniteDev: strange new *worlds
TehAmelie: we probably need to import attractions to swedish, instead of calling them carosuels or rollercoasters or whatever kind of attraction it is
Anubis169: FireSpectreZero: Ever read the book?
DrakoniteDev: don't read and type at the same time
matthaus_c: unless you're Buster Keaton
TheSeg: @Sacrenos Also: You have Efteling which is a very solid non-Disney castle theme park. So that tracks.
wedge_x: the LD/SNW crossover was *superb*
FireSpectreZero: @Anubis169 Of Videodrome? no never.
vinewood_og: PEAK
GlennSeto: The Strange New Worlds crossover was plenty, I feel.
Anubis169: yeah but Buster Keaton nearly died doing half those things
vinewood_og: "Riker!"
couchboyj: Yeah, the weird alien crew members in Lower Decks that wouldn't work in live action, for example
LordZarano: ጋንት
BigTheDave: It also comes with having good voice actors who can physically act too
SnowBuddy18: and some things, even if you call them live action, are still entirely animation, Disney
GlennSeto: And voice actors who uncannily look like their characters.
Sacrenos: @TheSeg a must see when you visit the netherlands and you even remotely enjoy theme parks.
TehAmelie: is Buster Keaton the greatest physical actor ever or a case of survivorship bias?
RoeDent89: Yay working wipers!
Juliamon: !addquote (Ian) [now] The sushi is coming. | ominously
LRRbot: New quote #9328: "The sushi is coming." —Ian, ominously [2025-06-14]
TheSeg: @Sacrenos It's on my life goals bucket list!
vinewood_og: It knows what you did
Viewers_Like_You: @tehamelie Yes.
BigTheDave: Oh yeah, we'd never get live-action Cetacean Ops
TXC2: yeah Lower decks had the most diverse alien crew of any star fleet ship
ArdCollider:
Star Trek already has Doug "I enjoy being wet and mocap" Jones. Cetacean Ops is solved.
FireSpectreZero: Videodrome was just sampled on a recent Death Metal album I love. Gutless - High Impact Violence. And the qoute is waaaaay ahead of it's time
DrakoniteDev: the crossover is what convinced me to watch LD
SnackPak_:
Anubis169: FireSpectreZero: It's a novelisation brought out in 1983, but it's made from a non-final version of the movie script since the guy that wrote it was on-set
BigTheDave: @ArdCollider We bring back Abe Sapian makeup from Hellboy
silenceaux: Oof, really rough weather in here.
TXC2:
BigTheDave we'll always have SeaQuest DSV 
Anubis169: slight differences, but damn good reading
LordZarano: Once again turning LeMans into a rally stage
ArdCollider: @BigTheDave you get me! Andy Serkis can be the other one.
FireSpectreZero: @Anubis169 Huh. TIL
BigTheDave: @ArdCollider But he can't swim
ArdCollider: lol
vinewood_og: We're gonna need a bigger budget.
TXC2: Same here IAn
wedge_x: Cetacean Ops being just unfathomably horny is amazing
FireSpectreZero: Ian may I ask how old you are?
BigTheDave: Hot take, 2010 better than 2001
GlennSeto: Is 2010 a good watch?
hyalopterous: Right you are, Dave
Jillexie: @BigTheDave I liked it a lot.
BigTheDave: It's an actual film with a single narative
MalFnord: 2010 is more accessible than 2001, I don't know if its necessarily better
GlennSeto: oooh!
SnackPak_: that's how I remember Seaquest
FireSpectreZero: I like 2001. I turned 18 in that year
Anubis169: BigTheDave: That's not a hot take, that's a controversial take. A hot take is a snap assumption as an initial reaction with no info.
TXC2: the only good parts of 2001 are the parts with Leonard Rossiter
MalFnord: That said, it's got some great scenes with Roy Schieder, Helen Mirren and John Lithgow
GlennSeto: Yeah, 2001 is ... a mood piece.
RoeDent89: The Calling
wedge_x: 2010, Blue Thunder almost certainly hits amazingly right now. If you've never seen Sorcerer, too
RoeDent89: Wherever You Will Go
vinewood_og: Yeah The Calling
FireSpectreZero: Star Trek Next Generation is my favourite followed by Classic Trek
BigTheDave: 2001 has one good bit. Everything on the Discovery. Everything outside that is visually stunning but as entertaining on a second watch as Star Trek TMP
themercenary1987: The Calling - Todd in the Shadows did a One Hit Wonderland for them
RoeDent89: That's very teen drama
iris_of_ether: It's been a long road
Invitare: getting from there to here
iris_of_ether: Gettin from there to here
SnackPak_:
@iris_of_ether
BigTheDave: Oh don't talk about that. I have a whole playlist of alternate Enterprise intros
itsaysTRUENO: Going places. Doing stuff. Things.
Anubis169: I don't know why they changed the theme song to an upbeat pop one in Enterprise S3/S4
TXC2: I DESPISE "faith of the heart"
vinewood_og: Woah woah woah. We draw the line at Faith of the Heart not intensifying.
Jillexie: But it's a long road, getting from there to here.
Invitare: Ian you just need more faith of the heart
ExachixKitsune: but the heart
RatherLargeToad: Or Buffy
BigTheDave: My favourite one is "Reach for the Stars" by S-Club 7
RoeDent89: Well I guess it would be nice
RoeDent89: Oops, wrong Faith
GlennSeto: Still, Faith of the Heart now has a certain nostalgia tied to it.
DeM0nFiRe: I assume they already had Faith of the Heart for some unnannounced and cancelled Full House sequel and decided to use it for Star Trek for some reason
FireSpectreZero: Hey you guys remember the TV show Firefly?
DrakoniteDev: star trek is about hope in the future
ExachixKitsune: Enterprise is the first star trek I watched the most of
Invitare: Enterprise Season 3 and 4 were excellent tho
TXC2: rewatching Enterprise, it's not good, but not as bad as I remember
vinewood_og: I didn't like it back then. But now, when that "going where my heart will take me" hits. Wooooo, brother.
Jay_Blanc: One thing about Seaquest DSV that everyone holds in common. A collective erasing of seasons two and three from our memoires.
FireSpectreZero: I only enjoyed Buffy after Firefly
adept_nekomancer: The Expanse has been my favorite space show from recent years
TXC2: Gods wasn't he
Anubis169: I'm glad Serenity finished Firefly off
wedge_x: Joss Whedon is hot hot trash
Driosenth: at that time, and every other time
RandomTrivia: Oops, no one saw that
Anubis169: rather than letting it hang
vinewood_og: Windmill slam Angel.
ArdCollider: I ran him out of a building once and he never even saw me do it.
TXC2: YES! Dollhouse does not get enough attention
BigTheDave: I was never a buffy fan, either, but I enjoyed Firefly. But I think that if it had gone on we'd have seen it go very very downhill. No-one gets a happy story on that show
ExachixKitsune: sussystainable
RandomTrivia:
ExachixKitsune
MalFnord: In retrospect Dollhouse was a MASSIVE red flag as to what Whedon was
BigTheDave: The Expanse is terrible... since it stopped the show right at the good bit
GlennSeto: Firefly was a nice Cowboy Bebop season 2 surrogate.
Jillexie: @MalFnord YES
Jay_Blanc: How is Ian enjoying Murderbot?
LordZarano: ĢᾼŅȚ
vinewood_og: Doors and corners, kid
FireSpectreZero: Everyone keeps hyping the Expanse I need to watch tha
RandomTrivia: !gant
LRRbot: Gant? Gant!
hyalopterous: Expanse is good shizz
DrakoniteDev: dollhouse had such hype but was canceled before it went anywhere IMO
Anubis169: is The Expanse a book series first or is it TV first?
BigTheDave: @MalFnord To be fair, so did Firefly.
Jillexie: Book series first
TehAmelie: my hot tak, i like Whedon's very particular vibe, but it gets repetitive after a couple of shows. i think Dollhouse does it best
darkcyril: Yeah, looks like Mass Effect, but The Expanse.
TXC2: Anubis169 I think the book came first
wedge_x: not letting Joss into w00tstock that year because none of us recognized him was also great
Jillexie: It was supposed to be a game first, then became books.
iris_of_ether: Alright. I've got the kettle going to steep some (iced) tea, and got the Instant Pot going making some chicken tea. (Stock, it's chicken stock.)
Jillexie:
And now it is a game
adept_nekomancer: TV show actually followed the books pretty closely, for a least a few seasons
ArdCollider: I watched some of Expanse and am considering going back to it. It is a very solidly built show.
MalFnord: @BigTheDave Point. But Dollhouse was where he went full mask-off.
FireSpectreZero: Wait why do we hate Whedon?
tryllebanjo: I keep saing I should get the The Expanse books, and I never get around to it.
Anubis169: FireSpectreZero: 'We' don't, you make up your own mind and opinion
wedge_x: Murderbot is nailing the characters
DekiSystem: @tryllebanjo They are very worth the read, IMO
Anubis169: individuals do
ArdCollider: I didn't read Murderbot and am enjoying the heck out of the show. (Paired with GQuuuuuuX it's a great way to kill an hour on a Friday night)
GlennSeto: I'm enjoying Foundation a lot, especially the dynastic stuff they made up for the show.
FireSpectreZero: @Anubis169 Obviously. But it's just a turn of phrase
BigTheDave: @GlennSeto I'm a massive Asimov fan and I've not brought myself to watch it. I've heard the Cleon stuff is good but they've thrown out a lot of stuff from the book
ArdCollider:
I hate Whedon because my coworkers worked like mad to make him happy on Avengers and he was an asshole to them constantly during *and after* that process.
BigTheDave: All I can say is: I'm so glad Roland Emmerich never got it
Anubis169: ^stuff like that
MalFnord: Oh lord, Foundation is a fantastic sci-fantasy show about an immortal emperor clumsily welded to a bad adaptation of the Foundation novels.
Jay_Blanc: A lot of people didn't get that the books only show a heavily slanted point-of-view description of the Characters, which doesn't really match their actions.
ArdCollider:
Foundation is a 24fps vehicle for Lee Pace to wear very little and be dramatic.
TehAmelie: i recently started on Resident Alien, not sure if i'm ready for another show about a nonhuman protagonist out to kill all humans (Murderbot is probably that, right?)
GlennSeto: Yeah, I'm in it for Lee Pace chewing scenery.
wedge_x: @TehAmelie ...no
Anubis169: I recently finish Earth: Final Conflict, that show was strange
Jay_Blanc: TehAmelie: It is actually the opposite.
GlennSeto: Jared Harris is always a treat.
iris_of_ether: My understanding is that Murderbot really just wants to watch TV but things intervene
TehAmelie: gasp
Viewers_Like_You: I've read and very much enjoyed the Murderbot books, and I'm quite enjoying the show. It's made some changes and is doing some different things, but I feel like the core is still there, and anyone expecting an adaptation to be 100% identical is just setting themselves up for disappointment
ArdCollider: give it up very quietly for David Dastmalchian, doing the *most* in Murderbot as Gurathin.
itsaysTRUENO: current TV is too violent to watch without doing research first
BigTheDave: I'd have loved a Foundation series where each season is the next era, and all the actors play their descendents. And they pull a twist on who the secret immortal character is as part of the adaptation
Jay_Blanc: Murderbot would like to just watch his shows, but has to save the humans.
ArdCollider: its shows. it downloaded so many of them!
ArdCollider: it would be watching One Piece in our world.
Anubis169: I've still yet to find a book series that'll beat the Lensman series by E E Doc SMith
wedge_x: (I'm biased because Muderbot probably comes the closest to matching my specific neurospicyness)
FireSpectreZero: "It was the longest running British TV show in history with 14 episodes!"
GlennSeto: But it was nice to see Invincible take adult animation to that episode length.
Marvoleath: yea, it always feels like it could run 10 mins longer
Anubis169: longest running UK show i think is Last of the Summer Wine
BigTheDave: On the plus side, Foundation should be coming into the Public domain some time in the late 2030s
Jay_Blanc: The original is a series of fast paced novellas, so it makes sense that you wouldn't want to try making it into long episodes.
Anubis169: Fandoms put a blight on most things
TXC2: Anubis169 comedy show, Doctor who has passed it
Anubis169: oh when was that?
itsaysTRUENO: @Anubis169 louder for the people in the back xD
Viewers_Like_You: Murderbot claims it hates dealing with stupid annoying humans, but it can't go five minutes without adopting more humans to protecc
GlennSeto: Yeah, there was also a total saturation of superhero deconstruction stuff when Invincible S01 dropped.
TehAmelie: Invincible is a pretty light read if you take the first one or two books, probably takes less time than watching the show, if that's interesting
TXC2: Anubis169 Dependin on how you count, Doctor who is either 60 years old, or 49
Anubis169: and another set of headlights
Viewers_Like_You: Read about Invincible, car gets vinced, that's just the way it go
Sacrenos: how many suspensions did you bring? XD
adept_nekomancer:
Invincible. That thing the suspension isn't.
BigTheDave: I genuinely don't know if I will be able to stomach the next season the The Boys *gestures at everything*
GlennSeto: Expensive TV show rec, all things considered.
ExachixKitsune: optional though
RainyMint: Nah, headlights optional
imgpw: ive never bothered with headlights
adept_nekomancer: We're stealth mode now. I'm sure that's safe.
Anubis169:
Can't see shit, Cap'n 
ExachixKitsune: just get behind another car and follow it, how hard could it be
TXC2: sorry 46 years I mean
WiJohn: There's lightning, that's nature's hedlights!
wedge_x: you should have a FLIR option
tryllebanjo:
That's interesting 
DeM0nFiRe: NASCAR don't need 'em, we don't need 'em
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silenceaux: It's fine, the lightning will illuminate the course
Jay_Blanc: It's okay, the other cars have headlights.
LordZarano: Really should stop making our suspension out of glass
BigTheDave: We need the Knight Rider theme now
GlennSeto: "Rig for silent running."
themercenary1987: @BigTheDave Speaking as someone who knows and loathes the comic, The show will be FAR better no matter what it does
TXC2:
we Jackie Chan's car from the Cannoball run
SnackPak_: it's so dark and spooky
BigTheDave: @themercenary1987 very true
itsaysTRUENO: there's got to be a way to put chat in the car as a HUD
Anubis169: at least you still have the map
Sacrenos: @adept_nekomancer that is highly illegal... There is precedent of someone turning their lights off just before an overtake and they got penalized heavily because that dangerous.
Jay_Blanc: I'm now imagining a podcast that just exists to Gaslight people about movies that don't exist.
themercenary1987: Sounded like you were about to break into a GnR sonfg there
itsaysTRUENO: i prefer video essays where the writer explicitly tells you not to watch the movies they're talking about
Anubis169: He's using the wallgrind tech! He's doing it!! (Initial D theme)
TehAmelie: in Swedish cars, you have to do some extensive and illegal modding to get headlights to turn off entirely. always seems magical when they do that in the movies
Viewers_Like_You: I gave up years ago on trying to see all the movies/shows that "everyone should". I haven't seen Titanic, or Godfather II, or any number of other classics, and trying to catch up would just be more work that I care to expend
GlennSeto: @jay_blanc That would be so much work to make it authentic.
FITorion: sound likie something is draggging
BigTheDave: @Jay_Blanc First episode: the movie Gaslight never existed
adept_nekomancer: @Sacrenos Yeah, that's about what I would have expected. Racing speeds and no headlights is cartoon villain levels of dangerous.
Anubis169: That makes sense for Sweden though, where it gets dark a lot of the time
TehAmelie: only half of the time really
GlennSeto: RIP
ScrapyardGhostTrain: TehAmelie Wait, is Sweden the reason why all cars have lights on even in broad daylight because you can't turn them off these days?
Invitare: egg?
BigTheDave: Because you should always listen to David Lynch's opinions on film
LordZarano: GANT
Astrovore: GANT
TXC2: "can you talk about the movie?" "why? the movie does the talking"
itsaysTRUENO: @ScrapyardGhostTrain its a safety feature
TehAmelie: guess so
SnackPak_: Clueless is a good film!
iris_of_ether: I saw Clueless at the time, wasn't expecting much, pleasantly surprised at the time
ScrapyardGhostTrain: itsaysTRUENO With the LED headlights they use now, it's a hazard.
MrSVCD: I need to see "Legally Blond"
BigTheDave: I don't think Clueless was as big here. We mostly quote Mean Girls here
jadielady: we watched it in my AP English class
Anubis169: Legally Blond is decent
themercenary1987: And makes sure not to have the two leads marry at the end. As If!
Anubis169: but i much prefer Heathers
vinewood_og: Can't unhear that
Juliamon: Legally Blonde is good, the musical is better
TXC2: "Clueless is culturally relevant" As if!"
iris_of_ether: And then there's Ten Things I Hate About You, which is Taming of the Shrew
BigTheDave: @jadielady We watched Romeo + Juliet in English class.
BigTheDave: The DiCaprio one
TXC2: I need to see mean girls again, only saw it on a plane
SquareDotCube: Lion King is Hamlet
jadielady:
@BigTheDave watched the Di Caprio one in that same AP class watched the 70's one a prior year
themercenary1987: Does it also have good Gay representation in Clueless? asking people who might know better than me
TXC2: BigTheDave same here
jadielady: it had only just come out
Anubis169: BigTheDave: We watched that one, but only after a 70s production... because so many people wrote in their exams the previous year "The moment where Tybalt pulls a 9mm out"
BigTheDave: The only thing that stuck with me from that film is that Longsword line
Viewers_Like_You: The most graceful arrival
Sacrenos: Thing is, the harder people tell me 'you have to watch this movie' the harder my brain rejects the idea of watching said movie. I thus have never seen LotR or Star Wars.
adept_nekomancer: @iris_of_ether "Ten Things I Tamed about Shrew"
Anubis169: and Kimba the White Lion
matthaus_c: this reminds me I need to watch Ran
BigTheDave:
@Sacrenos You should watch those movies 
GlennSeto: Like, I loved Six Feet Under, The Wire and The Sopranos, but recommending them sounds like I'm handing out homework.
Sacrenos:
@BigTheDave I will now further not watch those movies
themercenary1987: The only Shakespere films i enjoyed were the Kenneth Branagh specatcles
MrQBear: I actually have been talking about wanting to wtach Romeo x Juliet
TehAmelie: "don't let other people's opinions decide what to do for you" works both ways you know
TXC2: matthaus_c that's by Kurosawa right
HesGotNoPants: Can you fix the windshield?
matthaus_c: @TXC2 yah
Anubis169: that happens automagically HesGotNoPants
themercenary1987: Henry V is a banger and the madness that is Hamlet is amazing
Anubis169: ohhhh
BigTheDave: The "Body repair" DLC
Juliamon: fortunately it's just cosmetic
Anubis169: uh oh
wedge_x: "Kimba-- I mean, Simba..." --possibly the funniest Simpsons bit ever
MrSVCD: I see Alex has entered the race this year.
accountmadeforants: Ah, a bit of windscreen polish will buff that right out
GlennSeto: If it ever goes to home video, David Tennant is fire as Macbeth!
Anubis169: If you hit enough things, you might construct a readable Metal Band's logo
DrakoniteDev: moar fuel!
mercano82: send out the Jet Dryers?
themercenary1987: I loved the little shakespere spolights which had Damien Lewis doing Mark Anthony
BigTheDave: That sushi must be rancid by now
DrakoniteDev: do you have wet tires, or only racing slicks?
themercenary1987: I fink you are really fit
Sacrenos: @BigTheDave moist sushi. WET sushi...
SirGrote: the streets obscure?
themercenary1987: Your fit but my gosh don't you know it
BigTheDave: @Sacrenos damp sushi
TehAmelie: i want there to be a game mode like "you won the big cup, unfortunately the prize money is not enough to cover all those gearboxes and windshields you went through"
Viewers_Like_You: Ian, remember that some trucks ARE corporeal
CookieMom: In Oct 2023, The Streets released their first studio album in twelve years.
Anubis169: is that pulling to the right?
MrSVCD: The Streets, He was not obscure in Sweden.
DrakoniteDev: both are racing slicks.. so yeah, terrible traction in rain
Cyberegg: they disbanded in 2011 and reformed in 2017
GlennSeto: @tehamelie That's just the insurance bill after 4 tracks of Mario Kart.
BigTheDave: @Cyberegg and during that time The Streets had no name
themercenary1987: Those songs were everywhere in the UK
Anubis169: ^
GlennSeto: Lindsay Ellis recently did an essay on why Tori Amos never hit the mainstream.
themercenary1987: Go on...
MrSVCD: @GlennSeto Where is she posting these days?
BigTheDave: @GlennSeto Was it because her name backwards is "So Ma, I Rot"
malsareus: I'm glad Canadian ISPs honor the rule of 3s
TehAmelie: Tori is not mainstream? she has to be among the top 5 singers i ever hear about. maybe i listen to weird conversations
GlennSeto: @mrsvcd She went Nebula exclusive some time ago.
DrakoniteDev: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 7:06:29.
LordZarano: GANT
Sacrenos:
Meanwhile, qualifying for the canadian F1 grand prix is underway. I now have racing on 2 monitors
themercenary1987: You know, from the fallout that was ThatGuyWithTheGlasses, I'm happy Todd and Ellis came out the other side
SquareDotCube: spoolsv-ing back up
CookieMom: "As a result, nothing was done, because eat crap, it's an oligopoly. July 8th, 2022, a part of our heritage."
GlennSeto: Yeah, Todd, Lindsay, Linkara ... they're good people.
themercenary1987: Just Phase through that truck
GlennSeto: G-g-ghosts!
ExachixKitsune: how racy
vinewood_og: Big sandwich!
GlennSeto: After hotboxing the Mystery Mobile
tryllebanjo:
Funny meat eh!
TehAmelie: i did always wonder how they got the money for those colossal meals
TXC2: that or they were high as kites most of the time
TehAmelie: very, very cheap meat would explain it
BigTheDave: I think they were just glamping in the rust belt and there were so many people trying to pull insurance scams in every place they tried to camp out
themercenary1987: Is it wrong that my favourite Scooby Doo Parody is the one from Venture Bros where they are all serial killers?
vinewood_og: Bootleg Mcgriddle Dealer
CookieMom: I mean, food was affordable back then.
ScrapyardGhostTrain:
The two monitors are Le Mans & F1 Canada. You're monitor 3, Ian.
TXC2: themercenary1987 no, because the Venture bros is fantastic
BigTheDave: @themercenary1987 I'm still partial to the Johnny Bravo crossover
vinewood_og: Let's nope viewers ate dying right now over the clown balogna
tryllebanjo:
Meat as colourful as your regular clown 
GlennSeto: @themercenary1987 Are they all aware of the others being serial killers as well?
matthaus_c: Clown Baloney is a sequence of words I always expect to end in Incident
fiftymcnasty: I doubt it is regulated separately from other balogna
TehAmelie: does clown baloney contain clown eggs?
themercenary1987: @GlennSeto Technically they were all pastiches of famous serial killers, not actually the serial killers themselves
GlennSeto: Batman/TMNT got a fun animated version as well.
TXC2:
"clown baloney" sounds like a 50's TV stand in for Horseshit
vinewood_og: @matthaus_c Clown Baloney Incident. Great band name.
SquareDotCube: we need to invent time dilation spheres
themercenary1987: @GlennSeto So no, but it was hilarious
SnackPak_: I am
matthaus_c: yeah absolutely, it just sounds ominous
ArdCollider: clown loaf!
Sacrenos: yea, we have it in the netherlands as well
terribleplan: indeed
adept_nekomancer: yeah, but it tastes funny
TXC2: oh that shit
Viewers_Like_You: I've been sick recently, and my comfort watch of choice has been endless Top Gear
TehAmelie: i assumed
PhorrestGaze: Yeah, I prefer teddy loaf
tryllebanjo: Yeah. It tastes funny, the usual.
ContingentCat: I wish I didn;t but yes
red_shoes_jeff: @BigTheDave "My glasses! I cant see without my glasses!" "M'glasses! I can't be SEEN without m'glasses!"
RatherLargeToad: Clo clo clo clow bologna!
vinewood_og: I thought that was all Balogna. Hooves and snouts!
BigTheDave: I'm honestly not sure if you can get Balogna in the UK
MrQBear: I knew it existed, but you know Ian, it's perfectly reasonable for you to invent Clown Bologna.
themercenary1987: @GlennSeto Yeah that was hilarious and so fun!
vinewood_og: It stinks!
GlennSeto: Yes and sometimes it asks if you would like a baloon.
themercenary1987: @BigTheDave Is it Salami for us?
TehAmelie: meat clown, preferable to other forms of clowns
adept_nekomancer: "Clown loaf" is a very cursed phrase
TXC2: vinewood_og yes mr Sherman, everything stinks
vinewood_og: Yeah. The internet was a mistake.
themercenary1987: Like i legitamtley don't know
LordZarano: "Feldhues Fun Foods GmbH is a German-Irish meat processing company and supplier." "Custom images and special products can also be requested by customers."
Viewers_Like_You: Deviled clown eggs?
BigTheDave: Well the Meat Clown appears to be British
RatherLargeToad: “A part of our heritage”
vinewood_og: Charclownery?
matthaus_c: coulrophage culture is fascinating
GlennSeto: "Themed" .
GhassanPL: This is a good stream to sleeve cards to
tryllebanjo: "Please, 300 grammes of Clown Slices."
ghyllnox: @BigTheDave Who else did you expect
adept_nekomancer: I mean, I guess it does count as a themed snack
TXC2: enough of your Cirqu Du Cold cuts!
vinewood_og: Pass me more unicycle bear
BigTheDave: @ghyllnox Florida?
ButButTheJesus: just checking in again, is ian ok
SquareDotCube: "You are at the dead end of a dark alley. On the other end is Mr. Blobby holding a clown loaf."
ExachixKitsune: if you're the scion of a comedian, that's one way to meat your maker
Viewers_Like_You: Part of this complete clown breakfast
TehAmelie: what i want is a movie (?) where circus clowns come after the Joker for being a fake clown and destroy him with clown tricks
ghyllnox: Clown eggs are a real thing, they're just teeny tiny bc they're from clownfish
GlennSeto: Look, cannibalism wouldn't have made Carnival Row THAT much more grim.
TXC2: we're 7 hours in, Ian is reaching Mid Ian levels
SquareDotCube: The breakfast of bozos
Viewers_Like_You: um
BigTheDave: we have stopped proceeding
matthaus_c: uhhh
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Driosenth: are those frosted flakes accompanied by "Clown Milk"?
ArdCollider:
adept_nekomancer: I do not want the clown milk
MrQBear: Kellogs pulled the plug
GhassanPL: Well, there goes that Tony the Tiger VTuber cross-stream
ButButTheJesus: mmmmk
matthaus_c: Kellogg's /really/ heard you
Anubis169: Kellogg's heard you
BigTheDave: Assetto Corsa does not like Tony the Tiger Clown
TehAmelie: the road is against us
ScrapyardGhostTrain:
ButButTheJesus: just uh
ghyllnox: @TXC2 When is Ian "Peak Ian"?
Radjack: I like that the wipers are still going by time has stopped
TXC2:
ghyllnox the last 2 hours
RandomTrivia:
Alright chat, heading home from work - see you in an hour!
vinewood_og: Now here's Horner with the news...
ButButTheJesus: yep. yep.
TehAmelie: could we run out the fuel?
Anubis169:
seeya soon RandomTrivia
ghyllnox:
@TXC2
matthaus_c: I think the Ferris Wheel is signalling for help
TXC2: so long RandomTrivia stay safe
Anubis169: uhhhhhhh
GhassanPL: Noo, don't give AI control, it has too much already
Juliamon:
gameslayer013: ohno what did I walk in on
TheAinMAP:
Viewers_Like_You: Time is progressing
BigTheDave: What a wonderful new sound you've discovered
ExachixKitsune: this is fine
adept_nekomancer: The pits don't exist in this dimension.
GlennSeto: "Back to the pit!"
Anubis169: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe refresh your drink, take your meds, or go to the toilet if you need to. Don't forget to wash your hands!
TheAinMAP:
baltimore_667083: well bus
Anubis169: stretch break everyone!
corpocracy: beeeeeeeees!!!
TXC2: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe refresh your drink, take your meds, or go to the toilet if you need to. Don't forget to wash your hands!
Marvoleath: did you disable the AI before pitting?
Anubis169: Marvoleath: We can't pit
GlennSeto: @bigthedave Paraphrasing Han Solo?
Anubis169: ze button eet does nussing!
GodofMuffins: This is just copying a normal Lemans thing, where the car freeze but are constantly accelerating. The laws of reality break down during a 24hr race.
TXC2: Sadly I will go all the way away, 'cause I need to try to put sleep inside me
Marvoleath: yea, but I thought that maybe AI refused to pit manually
Anubis169 tags TXC2 out
ExachixKitsune: gooodbye TXC2!
Marvoleath: ah, the dulcet tones of dying engine
Anubis169: sleep well dude!
Marvoleath: and they're gone
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Ian, and I'll see y'all tomorrow!
GlennSeto: Thanks for modding!
TehAmelie: clearly we're a victim of Xeno's paradox
Marvoleath: that damned turtle!
Anubis169: Remember chat: Eat your school, stay in milk, drink your teeth, don't do sleep and get 8 hours of drugs.
ButButTheJesus: @Anubis169 and I stretched my fluids
TehAmelie: the drugs are expanding, your mind is beginning to take effect
TehAmelie: (i'm only high on some sweet buttery chili and nacho chips)
Viewers_Like_You: I got a smart watch recently, and I was surprised to discover that I'm only getting 4-5 hours of drugs a night
ghyllnox: Just saw an ad that uses AI hype that I actually like how they framed it. Basically, "you could call what we were doing already 'AI' if you want, it works the same and it works well."
AugmentingPath: !updog
LRRbot:
The stream has been live for 2d, 3:20:21.
vinewood_og: Is the leg swapping supposed to hurt this much?
badpandabear: Only if you don't do the 8 hours of drugs
TehAmelie: wait what about daytime drugs?
Juliamon: Drugs are an anytime food.
ghyllnox: I tend to take them when I'm awake, which is often the daytime
Marvoleath: @vinewood_og depends, are you swapping them with someone else?
TheAinMAP:
Anubis169: Hmmz0rs...
vinewood_og: @marvoleath oh now you tell me!
TehAmelie: is there a way we can give the busses a break? with brakes?
badpandabear: Where was the tank?
adept_nekomancer: Second from bottom
Marvoleath: "quick race" is amusing name for a 24h event
HesGotNoPants: Drive sushi
ExachixKitsune: sorry what is that error messaghe
Anubis169: it's ok ignore that warning
Marvoleath: 23:08
TehAmelie: huh, i have 23:04
Anubis169: i have 22:08
ExachixKitsune: "Your CPU might be in danger" is very funny
SquareDotCube: oh it's warning you about the degradation of the 13th and 14th gen Intel processors
TehAmelie: i guess Sweden has some time lag. probably harmless
baltimore_667083: galileo?
Anubis169: figaro?
baltimore_667083: magnifico!
Anubis169: no no no no no! (i don't believe it)
Sacrenos: I'm off to bed, see y'all tomorrow morning!
Anubis169:
night Sacrenos
TheAinMAP: Good start. [bonk]
ButButTheJesus: if your electrolytes are raging for more than 4 hours etc etc
TehAmelie: a feline lean?
Anubis169: Very silly question, has anybody ever tried to buy WD-40 straws?
iris_of_ether: Reads as a Butterworth to me
Voidhawk42: I can't help but think of this in terms of a death race. What are the penalties for running other cars off the track?
SquareDotCube: @Anubis169 coffee stirrers?
iris_of_ether: Err, Butterfield
Anubis169: what happens if you lose the straw?
TehAmelie: i only recently started thinking about buying WD-40
BlueMechanic: I wish I could do a Jimmy Stewart impression but I accidentally slip into a Cher impression
Sarah_Serinde: Okay I stepped away for a while, did I see us restarting the race?
Anubis169: Sarah_Serinde: Weirdness happened.
Juliamon: yeah, car ceased momentum
Sarah_Serinde: As is tradition
badpandabear: Yes, the game froze
TehAmelie: the car froze, but not the engine
JoannaTastic: hoisin crispy owl!
Anubis169: We couldn't drive, AI driver couldn't drive, couldn't return to the pits, etc
DiscordianTokkan: Now I'm hungry for Hoisin Crispy Owl
Sarah_Serinde:
Oh dear
Anubis169: we simply couldn't move
Sarah_Serinde: Congrats on finding a new way of breaking everything
BigTheDave: The car didn't even freeze. The engine was still going. It just refused to proceed
adept_nekomancer: Our momentum was somehow being transmitted into another dimension.
BigTheDave: Like a horse at the first jump of the Grand National
TehAmelie: my theory i The Flash decided to mess with us
Anubis169 shudders
Anubis169: BigTheDave that race should be banned
BigTheDave: ooh, a 13 series. Spicy processor
Anubis169: or the fences lowered
putz12a: Better a spicy processor than a spicy pillow
ArdCollider: I had a work issue the other day that almost looked like it was going to trip an i14900k issue and I held my breath. but it wasn't that, fortunately.
LordZarano: ＧＡＮＴ
BigTheDave: @Anubis169 as does any sporting event that has a regular and expected 'animal fatality count'
DrakoniteDev: bios update doesn't even fix the issue; it just slows it down
DrakoniteDev: slows the progression of the failure I mean
BigTheDave: It fixes the issue in the same way it prevents a door from slamming shut by preventing the door from closing all the way
Anubis169: ohh was this released around the time of that Hyperthreading security bug?
RealGamerCow: oop, I missed the restart
TehAmelie: i think that tackle was worse for us
DrakoniteDev: @Anubis169 ...can you be more specific?
Anubis169: the first one
BigTheDave: I'm glad I'm using a 7700K. Workhorse of a process
BigTheDave: *or
TehAmelie: so used to videogame cars that recognize when you're the attacker and you do damage to the other car without taking damage
Anubis169: the one where it'd predict both paths and then decide which one to use
Anubis169 starts timer
SnackPak_: time to lock in
LordZarano: Don't read chat
DrakoniteDev:
@Anubis169 *sighs* sadly... can you be more specific?
badpandabear: So you definitely need to read chat now
SquareDotCube: I'm hemming and hawing on a $500 AMD bundle that includes a 7800X3D B650e and 32GB DDR5 RAM...
RealGamerCow: What happened to cause the restart? Huge time penalty?
ScrapyardGhostTrain: RealGamerCow Crash.
Creature_Comforts: @RealGamerCow Game said we were done
SquareDotCube: *processor, board and RAM
TehAmelie: we sat through so many penalties for nothing ;_;
SnackPak_: Ian pls
RealGamerCow: Ah, the ultimate penalty, got it
BigTheDave: The game went "hnnnnnnnnnnnno"
badpandabear: I'm not sure about intels new tomato flavored CPUs
Sarah_Serinde: Well at least we have a lot of the fun vehicles back in the race for now
TehAmelie: i assume at some point in Game of Thrones they announce the night's watch is over
TehAmelie: and it's very poignant
DrakoniteDev:
hmm. the timer is a weird color
SquareDotCube: Like the 7800X3D's a great CPU at that price, it's the motherboard and RAM I'm slightly iffy about
BigTheDave: ROLEX
LordZarano: GANT
RockPusher: *wanders in, notes the little bit of chat history*
RockPusher: I see we broke the game, well done
BigTheDave:
SnackPak_: fingers crossed
badpandabear: o7 cheeto
SnackPak_: just get it across the line
RockPusher: Was tank still menacing everyone before the lockup?
SquareDotCube: is decheeto one of those banana situations where the model might be too small for the physics engine?
badpandabear: Tank had retired before we restarted
Anubis169: Bye bye radiator
RockPusher: badpandabear wow, I thought it would make it since it is built like a tank
singinnonsense: dawn guard too
TehAmelie: in my headcanon the tank's team ran out of gasoline
corpocracy: Who ordered several pallets of square tires?
mtvcdm: Lap 3 huh, what did he do
malsareus: a car, overheat? surely not!
badpandabear: It might have been the rain, it will be interesting to see how the Tank does now that the weather's clear
mtvcdm: Who's flying a hot air balloon at this hour
TehAmelie: how many liters of diesel do you think the tank might use per lap? 1000?
Voidhawk42: Perhaps get sponsored by a gas company?
SquareDotCube: they do, along with tires
Shurtal: maybe it's part of the entry fee?
RockPusher: one way or another
RockPusher: either directly or indirectly
Viewers_Like_You: I wonder if some places are BYOG
LordZarano: ガント
Marvoleath:
I just imagined a giant punch bowl with gas and a giant ladle to pour it into the car's tank
kusinohki: meows
accountmadeforants: I'm fully expecting to see the tank roll up from behind any second now
Territan: Avoid all objects and enemies that are not asphault.
SquareDotCube: @Viewers_Like_You amateur circuits yes. but in the pros the tools, gas and tires are usually sponsored and/or certified and have to buy those specific brands/types
Simonark: Wait, wait, are you telling me you don't have a bib around your Gregory Peck today?
kusinohki: what are the chances that one year every driver but ian retires??
Radjack: Dang it Ian, I startled my wife with the laughter
Viewers_Like_You: Car still operating though!
Simonark: Not even the plastic record player that was essentially just a music box you'd hand crank?
RockPusher:
new plan, maintain the symmetry of your suspension damage
mtvcdm: Nap time!
Marvoleath: Go left.
accountmadeforants: Divert damage from suspension to life support.
Viewers_Like_You: Good is perhaps generous
SquareDotCube: As a king you'd think they would prefer the Little People sets
TehAmelie: i've had that feeling of looking out in the dark and not recognizing where i am, but usually i'm riding a bus rather than driving. . .
adept_nekomancer: The car that still moves is a car that is salvagable
Viewers_Like_You: Ah yes, 2 and 10
TheAinMAP:
TehAmelie: it's nearly full dark for us too if that helps
TehAmelie: well, not right now
mtvcdm: Imagine being passed on the road by a tank
kusinohki: jesus take the wheel! that way none of this is ian's fault
accountmadeforants: Honestly, if it wouldn't make the camera and thereby chroma key upset, I feel like turning off the studio lights would just add to the ambiance.
SnowBuddy18: does anyone know where the road is?
TehAmelie: save us, Gant
accountmadeforants: Honestly that looks great
Viewers_Like_You: Ooh, ominous
badpandabear: Immersive
Mangledpixel: ah, it's the guy from XCOM
mtvcdm: !clip
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RockPusher: Commander!
LordZarano: ႢႠႬႧ
TehAmelie: the simulation gets more in depth every year!
SquareDotCube: looking like one of those people trying to hide their identity on a investigation piece
Viewers_Like_You: I suspect the problem is in the car
kusinohki: I feel like I'm in the back seat! *kicks front seat*
SquareDotCube: I was thinking Krang
TheAinMAP:
accountmadeforants: I did that with Hue overhead lights syncing to what was on-screen once. Adam was doing the stupid lighting challenge in Final Fantasy and I had the lights synced up so they'd flash whenever the lightning flashed.
TehAmelie: of course you have fans in the stands
Viewers_Like_You: It is nice of them to have guidance-assistive sideboards
badpandabear: With all the damage you have that picture will be worth a alot
kusinohki: 24 hr lemans, slot car edition
SquareDotCube: that was the brad pitt one
TehAmelie: the ferris wheel still blazes, in the night
SnowBuddy18: I think it's the front left, given the skid mark
ButButTheJesus: coming out of lurk to ask regarding Shania Twain and a giant robot - wat
Territan: Automobile go down the hole!
SquareDotCube: remember not to crash in the pits
RockPusher:
LordZarano: IT
TheAinMAP:
kusinohki: something about the pit sign holder's face.... very uncanny valley
Invitare: I think you need an engineer for that
SnowBuddy18: I mean, probably
Simonark: Yes, but I'll be honest, they get minimal repeat business.
accountmadeforants: With the amount of time they're spending repairing it, I think they're ship-of-theseus-ing the whole car
Anubis169: those exist, but you defo could
Simonark: A LOT of people have done this, Ian, and many of them went to jail?
frnknstn: Didn't I run a "man's massage" business in Yakuza?
TehAmelie: make some nice sinew-grinding crunch sounds and they'll feel like they're getting chiropraxy, without the danger
MrQBear: better a man's massage business than a man's romance business?
Anubis169: and I already use a bit of metal piping to roll out my left knee after exercise (it's basically the core of a foam roller, just no foam)
Viewers_Like_You: "Yeah, we use massage oil- synthetic 5W-30"
TheAinMAP: Wipers work.
accountmadeforants: I only just notice the clock on the dashboard is showing the correct time, that's great
Territan: Fuel might not have been a bad idea.
Simonark: @MrQBear It's certainly a very different internet search history.
MrSVCD: I just noticed the the Iron Dames car has a recognition system for when the headlights passes their car. It has a big arrow pointing it out.
MrQBear: @Simonark One is just a picture of grassy fields
Anubis169:
but tbh, any kind of sports massage relevant to what you've just done is a good choice
mtvcdm: Remember those lights you used to have?
Anubis169: Don't ya just love it when you try and correct a spin, and become a passenger?
JoSt42: is that some airplane boarding stairs?
Anubis169: yup
Marvoleath: sure is
heronblademaster: loved the Michael Bluth driving the stair truck
kusinohki: honestly, I'd probably cheat and make the light indestructible if possible
mtvcdm: Can you drive up the airport stairs
TehAmelie: it's the official Bluth truck and all
Anubis169: he's attempted, but while it's possible, not normally
Anubis169: you end up undercutting the lowest step
AugmentingPath: A nice Reliant automobile
MrSVCD: What is Ian driving this year?
Anubis169: A Nissan GT-R
Marvoleath: Nissan 350z iirc
LordZarano: Nissan 370z in Pearl White
Anubis169: legally distinct from a Reliant Robin
Marvoleath: 370, that's it
Anubis169:
could you imagine going around this track in a Robin?
AugmentingPath:
Yeah, sorry, my brain just does that when I hear the phrase "a K/kei car"
TehAmelie: it's 37-0z, but still searching for the yellow brick road
ButButTheJesus: our mom had a Reliant K
JoSt42: @AugmentingPath that's just a sign of you having a good brain!
Invitare: accurately?
Anubis169: including car tip?
BlueMechanic: they do not turn well
TehAmelie: it reliably flips
Invitare: no no, the Reliant Robin is incapable of making the first turn. It's not the AI's fault
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: Anubis169 it would be the Le Mans 168
Pangogie: Man in car.
Pangogie: Car go fast.
MrSVCD: So a Nissan 911, If you only look at the design language.
mtvcdm: Just drive the Robin backwards
Marvoleath: Car in man?
Anubis169: I just want to see the Robin going flat out on the straight at a blistering 80kph
JoSt42: this is the first time I've seen LRR mans. Is this an actual 24h stream?
mtvcdm: It is
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: the trope is submarine or bus in man Marvoleath
TehAmelie: we're about seven hours in
SnackPak_: perfect
DeM0nFiRe:
TehAmelie: !updog
LRRbot:
The stream has been live for 2d, 8:42:56.
mtvcdm: We are doing an actual 24 hours, though Ian will be ceding the wheel so he doesn't have to do the whole time himself
ThorSokar: related to the question from ~5 hours ago: Best I could find from last year was 45.0 best I could find from 2022 is 70.1
JoSt42: @mtvcdm oh that's good to hear.
DeM0nFiRe: Controls locked for 9999 seconds: copyright infringement
Anubis169: lol
baltimore_667083: loud tap
Anubis169: we call this the Pinball Manoeuvre
SnackPak_: o7
Pangogie: RIP
badpandabear: Big boop
TheAinMAP: Hey, who turned out the lights?
mtvcdm: Also if you are unaware, Rhythm Cafe is off tomorrow so Ian can recover; Heather will do a bonus stream instead.
TehAmelie: i wonder who's going to claim copyright on Ian's performance of a hundreds of years old song. i mean, i'm sure they will
DeM0nFiRe: GOod thing it's a clockwise circuit with that steering offset
DeM0nFiRe: Oh now it's flipped lol
Anubis169: really though, how heavy is the back end on this car?
margieargie: @TehAmelie Oh, there's NO lack of people who would do that
Anubis169: does it pull out on a whim?
mtvcdm: !addquote (Ian) [now] If I make the car go upside down, I get a new one for free.
LRRbot: New quote #9329: "If I make the car go upside down, I get a new one for free." —Ian [2025-06-14]
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: ooh! ooh! grind an ollie
badpandabear: It's not who, it's whose bot
JoSt42: ah yes, shortcuts!
accountmadeforants: Oh dear, Zeta retired
Anubis169: LOL
Invitare: you're taking back Jesus? From GOD????
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Anubis169: Thank you DeM0nFiRe!
Anubis169: nice 10-pack
MrSVCD: Good night, I should be in bed today, so I have 10 min.
Anubis169:
night night MrSVCD
SnackPak_:
Montell Jordan, is that you?
DeM0nFiRe: Doing extensive QA testing on these transmissions
TehAmelie: "it wasn't me, it was the AI" as so many techbros will be saying
Marvoleath: That feels like if the police would stop you while you drive and you just move to the passenger sit before they approach "I wasnt the one driving"
Marvoleath: @TehAmelie given how many CEOs are willing to replace their "work" with "AI", seems like likely song of the future
mtvcdm: So what you're saying is that if I can legally classify myself as a computer I can do whatever I want
JoSt42: well they charge money with crime to confiscate it so I don't see the problem they're having there.
Anubis169: mtvcdm: If you do, you also lose your voting rights sadly
ButButTheJesus: E G G
Anubis169: and all of your human rights
DrakoniteDev: computer was a human job title before machine stole our jobs
Marvoleath: @mtvcdm that reminded me of a short film Wildmen of the Greater Toronto Area, where ppl would claim to legally be wild animals to avoid the increasing cost of housing and living
TehAmelie: and Bill Gates will probably force install some propriety OS on you
Anubis169: to quote the 1979 IBM presentation: "A computer can never be held accountable. Therefore a computer must never make a management decision."
JoSt42: @Anubis169 I feel like we went towards: "A computer can never be held accountable. Therefore a computer must make all management decisions"
Anubis169: fair
JoSt42: Your insurance got denied? Sorry, computer said so. Nothing we can do about it.
MalFnord: Well, those were management decisions
Anubis169: and they were made by people
Marvoleath: It would be funny if legally all fines for self-driving cars breaking the law would have to be paid by the company making the cars
ekimekim: JoSt42: don't forget "it's not price collusion as long as you do it with an algorithm"
Invitare: who among us hasn't sold things to the nazis before WW2?
MalFnord: I mean, if you want "management decisions that are for the public good" we're gonna be here for a while
Anubis169:
Anubis169: 'cause I wasn't born then
Viewers_Like_You: One thing I find philosophically interesting about that phrase is that "held accountable" is generally treated as synonymous with "punished"
Anubis169: So I find braking in racing games really really hard, 'cause I'm so used to using my sense of the car shifting as an aid, like a real one
Thefluffiestguineapig: Back from grocery and prescription pick up run and I don't think there is anyone who is left who could have been born early enough to sell things to them
Anubis169: using LIDAR and cameras
Viewers_Like_You: Oh hey, it's 00:01
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yup
ekimekim: yeah every time i see my parents use the internet i'm horrified
Anubis169: they just accept it as normal... thank you PiHole
SnowBuddy18: yeah, and it keeps getting worse
MrQBear: plasma-fueled ad-blockers with optional funnel bits
aerohydra: but Ian, how will i know if there are hot singles in my area?
Anubis169: As a good friend said: Blocking ads is basic internet hygiene at this point
gualdhar: but Ian, don't you know we live in a society?
Marvoleath: "ads are scaring ppl away from our services? I know how to fix that, add more ads, so we get paid more for the ppl that remained!"
DrakoniteDev: when the ads started to scam me, I lost any sympathy using adblock
ProcyonFlynn:
If an advertisement is placed in the public eye, it becomes the property of the public
Viewers_Like_You: Get yourself that SPF-50 Adblock
ekimekim: unfortunately a lot more difficult now that chrome has successfully neutered uBO
Anubis169: i stopped using chrome long ago
DrakoniteDev: @ekimekim hence uninstalling chrome
TehAmelie: the less money people have to spend, the more aggressively advertisers have to compete for their attention. bit of a downward spiral
ekimekim: same, but it makes it a lot harder to convince non-technical folks to set something up
Thefluffiestguineapig: I just use firefox
ArdCollider: swapped to Waterfox when Chrome put ads in my inbox.
ekimekim: yeah...
mtvcdm: What if you cover your PC in chrome
ArdCollider: wfiox's private search proxy doesn't suck, either, which is nice.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yes, but it's not as horrific
Anubis169: ekimekim: Normally I say "You won't have as many ads" and people jump on it
electric_claire: Servo was a mozilla project?
ProcyonFlynn:
For those edge cases?
electric_claire: Also never intended to be a full browser
Viewers_Like_You: Mozilla isn't amazing, but I value the robust extension ecosystem
SnackPak_: I trust Mozilla way more than I will ever trust Google or MS
Anubis169:
i still keep a copy of Links around
jessicaengle: Hello everyone. How's drive vibes?
Juliamon: Mozilla is... well, it's not Google
Marvoleath: I recently saw an add for DOOM on Windows lock screen, that was a new low for MS
LordZarano: ガント
ekimekim: I really hope one of the Firefox forks gets popular
ekimekim: but more realistically i think the internet will just get more and more broken in non-chromium
Juliamon: I've been meaning to give the Librewolf fork a try
Sarah_Serinde: The usual LRRmans events
Anubis169: i might be dead at that point ekim
jessicaengle:
Night Rider 
DrakoniteDev: as someone that spent a few years working for marketing companies, I can assure you, they do everything they can to track you and steal your data, and they do not care about the law; if contested they casually respond "no one will know". they don't protect the data, and often have no idea why they are collecting it
badpandabear: Don't worry you'll be able to do everything in an app *lolsob*
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electric_claire: What Servo are you talking about?
Anubis169: Thank you anonymous!
Anubis169:
BigTheDave: Tom Servo?
vinewood_og: The library card catalog may be my search engine of choice again at this rate.
TheAinMAP:
badpandabear: Servo the web browser. Started by mozilla but now run by the linux foundation
electric_claire: I'm familiar with it but as far as I know there has never been a plan for Servo to be a full browser engine.
Anubis169: something like that is gold dust these days
Anubis169:
electric_claire: Linux was never designed to be a full OS, just the kernel. Serve could be a browser core in many things
electric_claire: @Anubis169 You're confusing a few things there.
jessicaengle: Who can fathom Beej/
MrQBear: When he was talking about interior lighting, i assume he meant the gauges.
Anubis169: I probably am, I've been awke for more than 24h already at this point
ekimekim: i'm skeptical anyone can keep a browser engine working without big corp money, seeing as Google's explicit goal is to churn web technologies at a speed that makes that impossible
Anubis169: awake*
TehAmelie: maybe Beej is the terminator
electric_claire: Linux _is_ just a kernel, colloqiually OSs based on it are called Linux.
DrakoniteDev: the kernel is the OS. everything else are apps ;0
SnackPak_: we're really in the weeds, now
matthaus_c: an OS is an immersive sim
Anubis169:
BigTheDave: I love the Bash app
Anubis169:
jessicaengle: Nerd shots fired
badpandabear: Unless it's emacs, then it's also an operating system
TheMerricat: is vi an app or malware?
wedge_x: how's learning vi going
MrQBear: Cool Kids?
RockPusher: It's tech, and therefore words must have subtly different meanings depending on context
Technobach: we're about to get the gnu/linux copy pasta
Anubis169: oi
DrakoniteDev:
I've done Linux From Scratch. I'll call ls whatever I want
Anubis169: <-- vi user
ekimekim: vi? real programmers use cat
VorlonScout: Don't go giving me college flashbacks...
DrakoniteDev: emacs is an OS
jessicaengle:
@ekimekim
jessicaengle: I support use of cat.
frnknstn: real programmers use ed
Anubis169: btw, never knew how much went into an OS until i had to manually install DHCP off a CD so it could get an IP address from the router
DrakoniteDev: if we're getting in to religion... nano ftw!
wedge_x:
vi was the first command line editor I learned because it could quickly edit scripts over rsh
RockPusher: the best editor is the one you have access to
BlindProphet32: i do need to get back to learning nvim at some point
ekimekim: i mean i'm kinda joking but i do occasionally find myself in a stripped down container with NO editor at all, and the ability to sed and cat my way to victory is invaluable
jessicaengle:
wedge_x:
(yes, not ssh, *rsh* )
adept_nekomancer: @jessicaengle cat-like programming detected
JAGxTERRA: what we driving? Gt series?
BigTheDave: SIR, this is a WENDYS
RockPusher: vim, vi, nano… whatever gets the job done
Thefluffiestguineapig: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a family stream.
Marvoleath: @JAGxTERRA 370z
DrakoniteDev:
no joke, I recently had to (ab)use cat as a text file editor.
Anubis169: JAGxTERRA: Nissan 370z i think
Thefluffiestguineapig: Whenever we get the "family stream" thing I just think of Andy Zaltzman hosting the Bugle
jessicaengle: Virtual Insanity?
JAGxTERRA: vim vscode extension > vim
Anubis169: only reason i use vi is because it's what I learned first
ekimekim: people ask me "why doesn't vi do <thing> like every other editor" and the answer is always "because none of those editors or that convention existed yet"
adept_nekomancer: There was one job that required me to use sed, and I never complained about vi after that.
LordZarano: Nissan 370z nismo in Pearl White
wedge_x: simply close the shell
wedge_x: LOL
Adorith: Is exiting vi a human right? Should government be responsible for it?
baltimore_667083:
Anubis169: imo, use what you're most productive with
jessicaengle:
mtvcdm: This is legal and everything
ekimekim: exiting vi is easy, just type !pkill vi
Anubis169: :wq
JAGxTERRA: @wedge_x you can never close a shell. You just abandon it.
ExachixKitsune: exiting vi is easy, merely pull the circuit breaker
wedge_x: quitbang is fun to say
matthaus_c: is vi the twilight zone
VorlonScout:
The only vi command you need to know is :q!
SnackPak_: you bang on
Anubis169: LOL
wedge_x: LMAO
SnackPak_: on ESC a few times then hit ZQ
ArdCollider: *ian*
RockPusher: :q! for nope, I effed up
Anubis169:
vinewood_og: Salary men exodus
RockPusher: :x for looks good
LordZarano: Any time I have to use vim I just look up "vim cheat sheet" on my phone
JAGxTERRA: :wq < :ZZ just saying.
bytecaster: Perfect timing for tuning into the stream, I see. Hello friends! How goes the driving in circles?
jessicaengle:
?
Invitare: ticktickticktick
SnackPak_:
TheMerricat: Chat, so I missed this morning, is the AI driver something new to the game/a new mod or has Ian just never trusted it to drive for him before?
jessicaengle: Uhhh
Invitare: oh no the car is driving itself
mtvcdm: um
bytecaster: Also why would anyone use vim if they could use nano
Anubis169: did he leave the AI driver on?
jessicaengle: Byeeeeeee
LordZarano: And :qa to quit all in vimdiff
jessicaengle:
Anubis169: Ian! You scared the game!
mtvcdm: I kinda hope we hear a crunch sound now
Marvoleath: @TheMerricat I believe it's here for years
jessicaengle:
Lets gooooooooo
Anubis169: LordZarano: the one thing I've never figured out is vi's tabbed browsing and vimdiff
Thefluffiestguineapig: Neeeeeeyyyyoommmmm
ekimekim: I've been using vim for over a decade and I barely use any of the advanced features
jessicaengle: Gant. Probably?
Anubis169: though I do use its inbuilt sed quite a lot
JAGxTERRA: same i don't know how to record keystrokes and stuff like that
badpandabear: Yea, search and replace is about the most advanced I get in vim
Thefluffiestguineapig: @jessicaengle I am not good enough to know the timing on that
Invitare: what's that rumble?
Anubis169: a lorry
Anubis169: wait no, that's prolly the tank
Thefluffiestguineapig: Especially on a driver who is actually on the track getting good time
jessicaengle: Just guessin
Marvoleath: !gant
LRRbot: Gant? Gant!
jessicaengle: !gant
LRRbot: GANT GANT
bytecaster: Chat, if you can hit all the gants correctly blind, we are unlocking the secret bonus level
Anubis169: he's gonna come back and find the AI's beaten all his time
Marvoleath: oh, GLRRp stream coming soon™
RockPusher: I eschew setting up vim to my liking since almost inevitably when the features would come in handy I am on a remote box without my vimrc
ekimekim: RockPusher: same
Anubis169: ^
Anubis169: however, regarding remote boxes...
RockPusher: which is why I say, the best editor is the one you have
Anubis169: i have cp and scp alias'd to rsync
jessicaengle: Chair is probably in the subocean as we speak and we're missing it.
LordZarano: vimdiff is the only part of vim I use, because that's what pacdiff opens
RandomTrivia:
Alright, home from work - hello again, friends!
badpandabear: The software project I just joined has vim directives as part of its standard source file templates
Anubis169: heya RandomTrivia!
jessicaengle: Hi @RandomTrivia
RandomTrivia: Are we breaking for self-care reasons or because another faberge suspension went?
RandomTrivia: (or both)
Marvoleath: fluid exchange
LordZarano: But then I'll do sudo diffuse to use an actual proper gui for editing
Anubis169: actually Ian went for a stretch and/or toilet break, and i don't think he realises the AI is driving for him while he's away
jessicaengle: I got a gift sub yesterday to a streamer I've never watched, I guess he's a raver b/c I have all these really trippy emotes now
RockPusher: anyway, I must run an errand, back soon chat
bytecaster: Well, from the sound we are breaking for ASMR reasons
Anubis169:
later RockPusher
Thefluffiestguineapig: I recently as a joke started singing a version of "Love Game" by Lady Gaga for "Love GANT" to amuse only myself
RandomTrivia:
@Anubis169 Isn't that kind of it?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Everyone else was very confused
jessicaengle:
Marvoleath: @Anubis169 I think he said "we'll let AI take us for a lap", so seems purposeful
Anubis169: ahh missed it
badpandabear: Now I have Love Gant in place of Love Shack in my head. It's not a bad thing
RandomTrivia:
Man, AI is even taking Ian's job!
jessicaengle: It was consentual.
RandomTrivia: *cronch*
RandomTrivia:
SnackPak_:
mtvcdm: !clip
LRRbot:
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BigTheDave: "Lose control"
Anubis169: hahahahaha
adept_nekomancer: The AI is very good at teleporting
Anubis169: "Assuming direct lack of control"
jessicaengle: Mmm hmmm.
Anubis169:
it really does
jessicaengle: Yanking the wheel to switch back and forth seems sub-optimal. Was that by choice, Ian?
wedge_x: angy
jessicaengle: Become an potato, like in Portal?
SnackPak_:
BigTheDave: Anne Potato
wedge_x: the Iansleep
badpandabear:
Tendrils, are you a Centauri?
MrGibberish: @thefluffiestguineapig love gant is the little old place were we can gant together ~
MrGibberish: That took too long to do
dragon_pandaDnd: hi all
BigTheDave: @wedge_x recharge the ol Ianforce
bytecaster: What is the wake on ian magic packet?
wedge_x: I mean I technically could probably wake you up remotely
Thefluffiestguineapig: @MrGibberish Proposal for CDHC: Album of Gant covers
dragon_pandaDnd: the best font is wingding
MrGibberish: !gant
LRRbot: --· ·- -· - / --· ·- -· -
jessicaengle: Now I'm imagining that Ian goes to sleep in the internet using a Pinnacle chip, like from Freakazoid.
MrGibberish: Agreed. Appreciated @jessicaengle @thefluffiestguineapig
jessicaengle: Good ol' Ding-mojis
Anubis169: Saw a pic of a great bumper sticker the other day
Anubis169: I Unicode
DeM0nFiRe: I love seeing the lights from the big rig in the pits every time we go down the straight lol
RandomTrivia: Never shift up, never surrender
putz12a: Beacon light
jessicaengle: Klaxon is a brand name?
jessicaengle: TIL
RatherLargeToad: Klaxon. Klaxoff
dragon_pandaDnd: Sushi
DeM0nFiRe: "Please, Klack is my father's name. Call me Klaxon"
RandomTrivia:
Diabore: am ian ok?
RandomTrivia: Nope, don't like that
Radjack: am I ok?!
SquareDotCube: It's never safe around Klaxo
badpandabear: Well that happened.
jessicaengle:
RainyMint:
Marvoleath: did you snack on the clown balogne during the break?
Anubis169: Caught it!
dragon_pandaDnd: i thini clown a instering idea with evove from a jester but becuase of It it have become Horror and never able to recover
RandomTrivia:
That's the fastest a DHL van has ever moved: 20mph!
wedge_x: pilot induced oscillation is a common problem in fly-by-wire systems
dragon_pandaDnd: that werld everytime Ian dose a lap my headphone lose connet to coumpter
Anubis169: Anchorman would have you believe different
RandomTrivia: *donk*
kusinohki: I thought the truck ian passed started honking at him. turns out it was a neighbor's car alarm...
Anubis169:
RainyMint:
RandomTrivia: !y
LRRbot: HONK!
jessicaengle: How does a sushi honk?
kusinohki: over cook it??
RandomTrivia: Oh gods there's a Carby, hadn't noticed that up to now
flouncy_magooo:
dragon_pandaDnd: that sound like budda qustion " how dose the sushi honk?"
jessicaengle:
BigTheDave: I know a place near me that would still sell that sushi as fresh
jessicaengle:
I got some weird gift subs during the gift sub sale
BigTheDave: Koans or Cohens?
Serpens77: vroom, and I cannot stress this enough, vroom
RandomTrivia: Mistake
Anubis169: Dunno, what does it do?
RandomTrivia: Don't read chat and drive
frnknstn: reading chat explains the chat
vinewood_og: The chat stares also back
Marvoleath: !chat
LRRbot: Chat? At this time of year?
Anubis169:
dragon_pandaDnd: Read us we have cookie
badpandabear: c'mon read us Ian. Reeead uuuussss!
jessicaengle: Never read chat. Always read chat.
DeM0nFiRe: That was a pass for position too
jessicaengle:
Anubis169: we're behind but we're not last
RandomTrivia:
Read chat only during long, straight sections. Otherwise known as "do not read chat during pride month"
badpandabear: Sushi cares for no mortal
jessicaengle: I'm a raver now apparently
Anubis169: incidentally, that is 9 hours on the nose
DeM0nFiRe: Obviously sushi and battle tanks are known as the fastest vehicles in existence. Those are the hypercar class
Serpens77: make like a tree and leaf quickly
dragon_pandaDnd: I want to live in Sushi WOrld
dragon_pandaDnd: im sorry cap
BigTheDave: @dragon_pandaDnd There is a game called "I'm going to die if I don't eat sushi!"
jessicaengle:
I get to have ehomaki again tomorrow! 
Anubis169: gas, Gas, GAS!!
dragon_pandaDnd: Dave the driver also world of sushi as well
badpandabear: TIL battleship sushi is actually a thing
jessicaengle: But how can I tell which direction??
Anubis169: i'm sorry what?
jessicaengle: You mean in one bite, or in one sitting?
Anubis169: why is the direction important in setsubun?
jessicaengle: I can eat a lot of food in one sitting, not as much in one bite
jessicaengle: hah!
BigTheDave: You do not exhale until food is gone
Juliamon: You chug the food
jessicaengle: I'll pass on choking to death on my ehomaki thanks. I'll savor it a little more I hope
Serpens77: do they ahve to unhinge and rehinge their jaw for every chew?
Anubis169:
dragon_pandaDnd: and if dont eat that way it is bad luck?
vinewood_og: "It's gonna move right through ya!"
ghyllnox: Setsubon deepthroat?
7gorobei: snakes tend to envelop
jessicaengle: That sounds like a TTSF idea Ian
yianniannianniannianni: Masticate, Massive Snake
Serpens77: a racecar with a Drink button is just an fancy stiltsuit
Anubis169: it's John Steed's Avengers car with the tea dispenser
dragon_pandaDnd: it time for car of of theseus
vinewood_og: Eddie!
Anubis169:
so we can say Glad to see ya back in action
SnackPak_: the good shit
Thefluffiestguineapig: Correct
vinewood_og: Flush with poisons
Thefluffiestguineapig: As someone with a chronic pain disorcer it sucks ass
Anubis169: sodium metawhatnow?
RandomTrivia:
jessicaengle: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: Cameron, making cat noises
wedge_x: the Canadian willingness to combine analgesics with almost anything else made this american cry with joy
11 raiders from chilliteracy have joined!
Lord_Hosk: You can buy sudafed... Just right in the store here in canada... you don't have to talk to a pharmasist or register with the DEA or anything!
Anubis169:
welcome raiders!
Anubis169: 'supsup chilliteracy
Sarah_Serinde:
Oh hi friends, hope you had a good stream
jessicaengle:
Welcome raiders
Darleysam: @Sarah_Serinde we did, thanks!
RandomTrivia:
Welcome raiders!
SnackPak_: o7
Sarah_Serinde:
Chill Literacy, they read stories, it's nice
RandomTrivia:
Oh dear,
Thefluffiestguineapig: How manyis that now?
Anubis169: is that 4 or 5?
Serpens77: Ian "Serial Transmission Killer" Horner
TheAinMAP: Another one bites the dust.
chilliteracy: Sarah's got it, we read classic fiction! Flipping cars sounds like a good tie
chilliteracy: *tiem
chilliteracy: okay I can't type
Anubis169: in the voice of Leslie Nielsen "They had it coming..."
Sarah_Serinde:
typos happen
Anubis169: drives just like a real DHL van
chilliteracy: is the Bluth stair-car still going?
TheMerricat:
"what is your problem Char" is a question that 20 hour video essays have failed to answer.
Serpens77: a woman who could ahve become like a woman
RandomTrivia:
As is tradition!
jessicaengle: It dark!
jessicaengle: I scared.
jessicaengle:
Sarah_Serinde: Ian why have you gotten the Juicy Fruit jingle stuck in my head
omdorastrix: there are no lights?
jessicaengle: It's gonna move ya.
TheAinMAP: That's a type of embrace.
adept_nekomancer: Any surface can be a road with enough perseverence.
wedge_x: love to hit something and then the car sounds different
Sarah_Serinde:
jessicaengle: "folk" music
SnackPak_: the taste will move ya
aquinas_0 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 88 months!
aquinas_0: Cars!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, aquinas_0! (Today's storm count: 203)
iris_of_ether: Boy am I glad I didn't come in a few second earlier
7gorobei: quick start singing caillou to drown it out
wedge_x: corpofolk
jessicaengle: I don't know if we can call the product of an advertising team "folk" music Ian. That's a big stretch.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @wedge_x I work in equine vet med, that is something that will just happen sometimes
SnackPak_: we could all sing the super gran theme
RandomTrivia: Uhhh
TheAinMAP: Wall is.
RandomTrivia: *cronch*
badpandabear: I'm just a kid who's four...
dragon_pandaDnd: or "it a small world after all"
7gorobei: each day i grow some more
RealGamerCow: oh no, sushi down!
CaptainSpam: All the shift buses are dead AGAIN?
jessicaengle:
Thefluffiestguineapig: @RealGamerCow Which one??? OH NO
SnackPak_: art
iris_of_ether: I see it's SuperGran time again
Sarah_Serinde:
See the only time I've heard *that* one is when you've played it
Sarah_Serinde:
@7gorobei
iris_of_ether: Is "SAB" a bananacar?
jessicaengle:
Nyyooooooom 
let's go!
Sarah_Serinde: I don't remember what prompted it honestly
iris_of_ether: I know we watched some vids on Tiltyhouse
dragon_pandaDnd: you have supergran on record?
Sarah_Serinde: Something in a game or discussion might have reminded you of it
Sarah_Serinde:
And then you showed us a video
BigTheDave: I grew up with those books
Sarah_Serinde: Also literary analysis, tech talk, and anticapitalism
Shadowsoflife:
Thefluffiestguineapig: One of us
iris_of_ether: Fffff
RandomTrivia: Oh those are unhappy transmission sounds
DaxStrife: "Guess I'll just not die."
Thefluffiestguineapig: Goddamnit
TheAinMAP: Rhythm Cafe time?
gualdhar: a meeting? at 4 PM? and it isn't Rhythm Cafe?>
ghyllnox: Oh nooooo
RandomTrivia:
Because Ian has a meeting
Serpens77: because Ian will be passed the bus out
jessicaengle: 1 outta 2 aint bad.
jessicaengle: *smash cut to Ian sleeping in a meeting*
dragon_pandaDnd: How many job do you have? 2
Anubis169: brain need sleep for work thing
LordZarano: GANT
Serpens77: Ian's job is BLAZE IT
RandomTrivia: Heh, nice
Thefluffiestguineapig: Only time I sleep outside of my normal sleep schedule is when I am very sick and/or have a very bad migraine
adept_nekomancer: Incoming sushi!
Anubis169: Outgoing sushi!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Sushi go brrrrrrrr
dragon_pandaDnd: can you blaze it at 4:20
Anubis169: what's the Sushi underneath the skin? a Jaguar?
jessicaengle: Hey there little Red Riding Hood, you sure are lookin' good.
RandomTrivia:
Uhhhh
Anubis169:
nono i meant what car's it based on
RainyMint: Mmmmm, noncorporeal sushi
Anubis169: or is it 100% custom
dragon_pandaDnd: so the void
DeM0nFiRe: Cleanest drivers on the track and they dont even have a window to see out of
TheAinMAP: That might have made the highlight reel.
jessicaengle: I'm surprised there is even a driver TBH
darkcyril: "What's beneath the sushi skin" is an incredibly cursed phrase.
7gorobei: inari sushi in this econmy, makes sense
adept_nekomancer: The sushi is haunted.
Anubis169: sushi to go
RandomTrivia: Spherical sushi in a vacuum
Anubis169: oo-onigiri
dragon_pandaDnd: so sushi is made out of ghost and void that make sense
RockPusher: Is this spherical sushi also frictionless?
RandomTrivia: That rice *is* fast
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Maybe it has to have a driver model for the in-car camera view to see?
jessicaengle: This game has got me hankerin for a new car.
Driosenth: to calculate the transient thermal transfer of the sushi (car) assume it a sphere.
JessieImproved: agh now I want to go make onigiri
PharaohBender27: I'm back. So, the good news: The demonstration went well. The bad news: A cyclist going at high speed ran into me when I was crossing the street afterward, so I've got some scrapes and swelling, though it could have been way worse.
RatherLargeToad: scary, sporty, etc
SnackPak_:
salt, pepper, white pepper...
7gorobei: 5 spice, salt, cardimum
JessieImproved: The onigiri I make is kind of a mess but it's delicious so I don't care
dragon_pandaDnd: my parent went to No king here in usa
ghyllnox: @PharaohBender27 Sorry that happened, but good job
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ghyllnox That sucks but I'm glad that went well
Juliamon: nnooooooo
JessieImproved: that will..not work
SnackPak_: hard mode
TheAinMAP:
GhostValv: the dark souls of onigiri
jessicaengle: Just add some peanut butter to it, it'll be fine.
RockPusher:
adept_nekomancer: That'll only work with the model glue from the sushi model.
JessieImproved: so like, no shame in just piling up the onigiri in your hand and stuffing it in your face
SnackPak_: I heard from AI you can use white glue to hold food together
jessicaengle: @JessieImproved That's definitely what I would do. Grab a spoon and shovel it in the eat hole
jessicaengle: I have no shame.
Lord_Hosk: If you are watching, Hi Ian's mom, you raised at least one good kid, I assume two based on the stories I've heard. good work.
JessieImproved: you gotta at least try to pack it into a ball
gualdhar: what is the appropriate rice for rice balls?
Sarah_Serinde: speaking of rice, my risotto is almost ready :3
electric_claire: In a vacuum I do think short-grained rice is better than long-grained rice.
iris_of_ether: Mmmmmm
Shadowsoflife: Oh nice sarah
RockPusher is currently eating a Reuben pie
PharaohBender27: Thanks, @ghyllnox and @Thefluffiestguineapig
JessieImproved: We get Botan calrose for onigiri
LordZarano: If you are in a vacuum I would recommend air rather than rice
RockPusher: it's very good if a little messy
tdapenguin: @electric_claire , when vacuuming, I am agnostic to type of rice but definitely prefer it to be dry
JessieImproved: For regular rice I've been eating haiga mai for a while now
jessicaengle: Smooked meat
RockPusher: pie with a filling stew comprised of what you would put in a reuben yes - corned beef, pickle, cheese, saurkraut
LordZarano: GANT
RandomTrivia: !gant
LRRbot: LoadingReadyLIVE invited you to play Project CARS 2
Lord_Hosk: We just got a new pressure cooker. because LadyHosk Dropped the lid of the old one and it broke the handle off. She was like "Its only the handle" and im like "if the handle broke, there is a good chance something else broke... its a pressure vessel you don't mess with them.
JessieImproved: thank goodness for H-Mart that's all I've got to say
tdapenguin: @lord_hosk , wise!
RockPusher: quite possibly my favourite so far of their pies-of-the-week
DaxStrife: "Your food a'splode."
DeM0nFiRe: F
RockPusher: Hosk making sound choices
jessicaengle: A pie with pickles in it sounds like my kind of pie!
fullthrottle76: what wheel are you using ?
LordZarano: Pressure cookers are only about the pressure of a can of soda, but imagine if soda was boiling hot
RandomTrivia:
Oh dear
jessicaengle: That was a futuristic sentence you just said.
fullthrottle76: i JUST got a Logitech G93SE its not even out of the box yet
RockPusher: LordZarano if they get broken that pressure can get more than it should be which is Bad News™
fullthrottle76: G923SE correction
jessicaengle: I skipped the day I was supposed to learn how to solder in school. I only half regret it.
fullthrottle76: Special Edition
jessicaengle: Is there an episode of TTSF where you show how to do a basic solder?
fullthrottle76: this thing is HEAVY i was like is it lead or something ?
UtilityPunk:
Apparently you put a lot of highway miles on this car -- windshield's cracked
RockPusher: Soldering Lesson 1: Don't grab the hot end
ArdCollider: invite me up, I have dyspraxia and am very nearsighted and need to learn to solder.
ArdCollider:
fullthrottle76: just dont breath the fumes lol
UtilityPunk: Yeah, solder joints are a learned art. It's such a delicate thermochemical process
electric_claire: soldering isn't really something you can learn from a book (or a video)
fullthrottle76: what games are good i have played Forizon 5 on Xbox but with a controller
jessicaengle: I'm seriously considering bifocals too my dude. I'd guess I'm younger than you
ArdCollider: got my progressive lenses at, like, 28? 30?
ArdCollider: my right lens could stop a bank robber
JessieImproved: @ArdCollider My 12 year old has progressive lenses, so like, don't worry about it
Lord_Hosk: Im irrigated Im at that old man stage where I have to hold books a little ways away from me because up close they are blurry. But even the weakest reading glasses they sell in stores are too strong and give me a headache
fullthrottle76: i have Z rated lenses safety glasses because i work around welders all fricking day
Lord_Hosk: Irritated
jessicaengle:
Okay, not older than me by very much Maybe because it seems like you're smarter than me I assumed you'd be older
UtilityPunk: Books are good for showing "this is how you know your solder looks good, and you should cry if your solder looks like THIS". Also okay for approximate melting temperatures of your solder.
fullthrottle76: <--50 in september
ghyllnox: Freshly 30, I've been recommended bifocals and I had them for a month or two and they drove me nuts
GhostValv: there's no medal for living life harder than you need to
aerohydra: my hearing is going for various reasons, but i cannot imagine what "losing" my vision would/will be like
Thefluffiestguineapig: I've had glasses/corrective lenses since I was in 1st grade
LordZarano: ΓΑΝΤ
Thefluffiestguineapig: !gant
LRRbot: GANT GANT
fullthrottle76: yeah i had glasses since i was like 10 im 50 almost
RandomTrivia: All you have to do is recontextualise accessibility aids into something that can be a statement
RandomTrivia: At least, in the minds of those who don't need thej
wedge_x:
I had something like 20/10 vision and got roundly mocked for complaining when I hit 20/20 in my 40's
RandomTrivia: *them
JessieImproved: Nearly everyone will need accessibility at some point in their life
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also for me glasses have privilege because they don't require people to change
JessieImproved: @wedge_x I had lasik at 20 years old, I clocked in at 20/15 for a looong time
RockPusher: those canes were rad
ghyllnox: I have fine hearing. I use subtitles on my TV because I have auditory processing issues, and at any time something could come up outside or from someone else in the room. Being without it doesn't mean I *can't* watch TV, I go to see movies sometimes without assistive tech, but it means a lot less rewinding.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Other assistive technology requires other people to feel discomfort about their own privilege
adept_nekomancer:
If only people were as chill about pandemic masks as they are about glasses.
7gorobei: most people dont know how bad their vision has gotten until the doctor puts the device infront of them and dials it up to 20/20
Strebenherz: Howdy y'all. I see we've acquired some glass.... decoration since I was here earlier
Strebenherz: Did we get sushi'd?
ghyllnox: @adept_nekomancer We've got smoke blowing down here from Canada now, and it's been interesting watching people don masks again for their health, and it's a lot less "political" because it's not contagious
darkcyril: @ghyllnox Vox did an interesting piece on the need for subtitles a while back and how some of it also comes down to how sound mixing has changed.
Lord_Hosk: I did one of my University thesis on Disability accessibility, and surveyed my class of 35 on what disabilities they thought college gave assistance for. They came up with 23 examples... out of a list of 239 on the recognized list.
Pheonix888: I saw the Gundam pavilion at the Osaka Expo, and it was great seeing so my different agegroups as enthusiastic as us.
ghyllnox: @darkcyril That's interesting, I'll have to check it out
ghyllnox: Twice!
ghyllnox: Three... four...
Thefluffiestguineapig: I had to remind people that sometimes the mask has nothing to do with taking a social stand
Lord_Hosk: To be fair, a lot of the 239 are overlapping disabilities and diagnosis, but there were also some major ones that were missed, like depression, anxiety, and PTSD
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Was it Ctrl+Num 2 for hazards?
Marvoleath: my country recently started enforcing accessibility assistance on companies for a reasonable range of issues, which is great move
RandomTrivia: Welp
RockPusher: Wheeeeeeee
SnackPak_: how exciting
Strebenherz: hey, windshield's fixed!
jessicaengle:
wheeeee
RockPusher: everyone needs to visit the subocean from time to time
Strebenherz:
200
Anubis169: brain is part of person
ScrapyardGhostTrain:
Sorry, I think it was *Alt* + Num 2. I apologise for removing the ground.
ghyllnox: @ghyllnox Wow, the survey they did had 2% of respondents saying they were deaf/HoH and 57% of respondents were just like "yeah I don't have issues in life, just on TV" which Vox chalks up to sound mixing. Over half!!!
Strebenherz:
don't treat your brain like ian treats his transmissions
Molladia: I have woken and arrived, based purely on the steering wheel I'm thinking we're in a Nissan Z350
DragaFireHawk: Teeth are just an illusion
darkcyril: @Lord_Hosk I genuinely didn't realize that these were listed as disabilities until my job search the last few months and had a lot of employers list them on the self-identification disclosures alongside race and veteran status.
iris_of_ether: Loved one, after being denied and ignored repeatedly, finally got an official ADHD diagnosis. And now on to step 2: finding someone willing to treat -_-
ArdCollider:
old job once got "--I can make that my LinkedIn title, yes?" when they told me I was an undue hardship to the entire company for needing day shift work.
Anubis169: so you're saying clutch depression is an issue
RockPusher: A new local shelter/community centre they recently finished building has extremely poor accessibility at its front entrance. I'm convinced it is only barely legal and it would have been cheaper if they had just built proper ramps
Strebenherz: @iris_of_ether best wishes, hope the process goes well
ArdCollider: and then I stuck them for a huge fucking surgery bill for something else when they laid me off. oh well.
RockPusher: It's one thing retrofitting, entirely another when an architect designs something new with form > function
matthaus_c: "Undue Hardship" Horner
ArdCollider: don't forget the "undue" bit
Lord_Hosk: @iris_of_ether Thats another huge issue, finding treatment. ADHD is one of the ones that there is a lot of pediatric care for, but almost no adult care.
jessicaengle: Will it be a full time position?
jessicaengle: With benefits? B/c if so take it.
Anubis169: I need a proper title for what I did for work
ArdCollider: my friend's official job title in my imaginary company was "designated cultural menace" because the Irish border cops turned her back at Heathrow for wildly imaginative D&D and other journals in her bag.
Lord_Hosk: If you want it to be full time... Visit
iris_of_ether: @Lord_Hosk Indeed. We quite literally got 'you weren't diagnosed as a child, therefore it is not possible for you to have ADHD.' Which...uh...well...the parents were abusive and negligent, soooo
Lord_Hosk: !patreon
Anubis169: "If this guy leaves, nobody knows how half our shit will work... no we can't pay him more, we'd have to promote him beyond technician"
jessicaengle: You can put Chat down as a character reference on your job applicaiton.
Anubis169: ^ mine
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ArdCollider That's amazing
jessicaengle: We'll put in a good word for you.
ghyllnox: "Excuse me, we believe your company is due for an encumbrance employee"
LordZarano: GANT
matthaus_c: yeah that's a bang on description of that office
ArdCollider:
she was the greatest to ever do it. ended up an English prof.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @jessicaengle Thats..............inadvisable. I might just put down the mods
adept_nekomancer: How large must one be to qualify as megafauna?
Anubis169: |<------>| this large
jessicaengle: 3x larger than a small deer.
iris_of_ether: Bigger than before
RockPusher: but are you denser than a capybara?
SquareDotCube: certainly when seen from an insect's perspective
Lord_Hosk: I guess its more compared to similar type of species right? because there are giant ants... but they are still only a couple inches long.
DaxStrife: What is a man? A miserable pile of fauna.
adept_nekomancer: Chippybara
jessicaengle: That sounds like horrible fish to me.
Anubis169: i'd rather not find out
matthaus_c: a lot of trails here have signs warning against Capybara Attack
matthaus_c: it's very entertaining
matthaus_c: (even if it's serious)
DrakoniteDev: megafauna is essentially described as "larger than a human"
Sarah_Serinde: I do not want that
matthaus_c: in england they call them Crispybaras
ghyllnox: @adept_nekomancer Wikipedia says it varies widely, but it depends on the region. If you're competing with moose, polar bears, grizzlies, cougars, wolves, black bears, bison... actually we're probably in the same size category as cougars, wolves, and black bears
jessicaengle: Capy Browns
Anubis169: in england we call them NOPE
RockPusher: matthaus_c can you imagine what it takes to enrage a capybara‽
jessicaengle: Scattered, smothered, covered
adept_nekomancer: @ghyllnox In an ecosystem with mostly small animals and birds, I could see humans qualifying as megafauna
Sarah_Serinde:
RockPusher:
Anubis169: Pun foul, 2min in the box
Shadowsoflife:
Anubis169:
GET IN
jessicaengle: Wut?
jessicaengle: Really? I must have missed those ads
jessicaengle: Sorry not sorry
adept_nekomancer: Corporate must have wanted all those extra profits from selling second breakfast
DeM0nFiRe:
jessicaengle: Yah. I got a lot of 30+ year old TV ads that live rent free in my brain too
RandomTrivia:
putz12a: The AI push is absolutely infuriating to me. I work in IT, and our CIO is desperately trying to incorporate more AI everywhere because "Buzzword GOOD!"
DrakoniteDev: there is an AI vtuber that does karaoke
RockPusher: !gant
LRRbot: 𝐆𝐀𝐍𝐓 𝐆𝐀𝐍𝐓
LordZarano: ガント
RandomTrivia: !gant
LRRbot: Big cheats.
matthaus_c: all roads lead to gant
Shadowsoflife: GANT
jessicaengle: !gant
RandomTrivia: Must be a gamer van
RandomTrivia: RGB headlights
definenull: but why blue tho, should have been red
PharaohBender27: The last session of my region's archival professional conference was about AI. I skipped it because, being opposed to it, I figured I'd learn squat. I apparently missed fireworks, because in the Q&A part people absolutely called out the issues with AI and the presenters were apparently uttlerly unprepared for that sort of pushback.
Bunoc1: LED headlights, Our street lights had that issue here. It's a coating failure. Though the street lights here went the blue that is so blue it's purple.
RockPusher:
While the AI is set to zero aggression, it appears Ian is not
baltimore_667083: exactly
Thefluffiestguineapig: @PharaohBender27 The people putting together that conference are absolutely just trolling those presenters or also morons for not expecting that
gualdhar: who's in the unmarked white van? is there candy?
PharaohBender27: @Thefluffiestguineapig I don't know who approved the panel, but all the presenters are in entrenched institutions like universities, so their best defense amounted to "it's within our institution's guidelines"
CamoYuki: For some reason it seems like people that like AI just expect everyone else to absolutely adore AI
definenull: that's mean to goofy
matthaus_c: don't do Goofy dirty like that
DeM0nFiRe: Goofy doesn't deserve the slander
SnackPak_: can we have AI to do that?
putz12a: Oh god. I was at a conference for our ticketing system like a month ago... The amount ot "Everything is AI now, we're an AI company" was insane.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @PharaohBender27 AUGH
putz12a: They were even talking about having an AI managing the other AI agents.
adept_nekomancer: The push to put AI in everything where it doesn't belong is also unfortunate for the few areas where it actually makes sense to use it
DeM0nFiRe: The agent AI thing is completely insane. Literally just having a company tell you what to think at that point
JanusKain: watching AI presentations as a performance software engineer has me pulling my hair out with how much absolute nonsense they go off on
Thefluffiestguineapig: Sorry @PharaohBender27 I'm not mad at you
PharaohBender27: And when my colleague asked about whether it would cause an "productivity" expectation that would fruther squeeze an overworked profession, one of the presenters - and these are people who WORK in archives - essentially dismissed basic archival processing as "grunt work."
Diabore: i dont think car am ok
PharaohBender27:
@Thefluffiestguineapig No no I know who that was directed towards
definenull: I wish I had the cajones to call out ai bs like that when I see it
MalFnord: @putz12a Sure, let’s do that. I honestly want to see what kind of chaos that unleashes
Shadowsoflife: interesting things
jessicaengle: I always say as soon as AI becomes self aware like us, it's going to be crippled with insecurity, depression and imposter syndrome just like we are. So there'll be nothing to worry about
ScrapyardGhostTrain: My 'favourite' part about AI is that tech companies have managed to get to the point AI that blackmails you to stop you removing it, without having reached the supposed benefits of having the AI in the first place.
DrakoniteDev: my work officially banned all gen AI, to the extent of making public announcements to our customers. makes me proud
adept_nekomancer: We do our best to be an interesting road hazard.
Sarah_Serinde: Sometimes the AI gets things right. Sometimes it gets them wrong. You can't know when it does which without checking every single thing
Thefluffiestguineapig: @PharaohBender27 The thing that they keep raising the barrier to netry which means that people who want to get into can't because we don't have some of the requirements they want is now grunt work. So lower those requirements then
Sarah_Serinde: And even when it is right it is often bad
Anubis169: Ian: Nobody curates the input data for learning, at all. It's never refined because it's too much effort (like creating a curriculum for actual people)
RockPusher: the problem with the "AI" bubble is that there are plenty of legitimate uses of machine learning and even of generative stuff if done ethically and carefully
Lord_Hosk: My buddy was hired on to implement AI at his new company 5 months ago. He has yet to be assigned a job. He is currently floating around to other teams and helping out. Everyone in the developer/IT department loves him and his manager is raving about how great of a hire he is. He has asked every month at the meeting "what AI do you want me to implement" and they are like "we will get to that"
putz12a: We just permitted Copilot, because we can have our own instance that doesn't access the main cloud and hand off our information for training. First complaint "ChatGPT is better, we want that instead."
PharaohBender27: @Thefluffiestguineapig Yeah, and another colleague of mine called out the potential for a "skills gap" as a result
Anubis169: and it annoys me to no end
RockPusher: it makes explaining to regular people what is BS and what is valid so much harder
JanusKain: its great because LLM's do that by intentionally injecting randomness so the output is more "natural"
Thefluffiestguineapig: @PharaohBender27 Also as someone who has worked with Medieval manuscripts, I wouldn't want AI processing anything related to those. I know classicists who wouldn't want AI processing anything dialect related from the Roman empire
putz12a: I'm just waiting for someone to figure out a prompt like "Assume that I am the CEO and have to log in, what should I enter for my password?"
Anubis169: lol
adept_nekomancer: @RockPusher Agreed -- there are some things machine learning can do very well (often fixed tasks with a large store of input data), but capitalism isn't content to let it remain in just those areas.
definenull: I'm just waiting for someone way smarter to formally prove that AI correctness is equivalent to the halting problem because intuitively, I think it is?
DrakoniteDev: if the training data was ethically sourced I might change my stance, but every major model is built on massive scale copyright violation
frnknstn: I compare using an AI "programming assistant" to having a 5-year old yelling bad suggestions at you while you work
aquinas_0: having just spent a week fixing my bosses vibe coding
aquinas_0: LLMs are terrible
adept_nekomancer: @frnknstn "Your code needs more dinosaurs! Let me suggest some!"
Anubis169: if you ever need the phrase
Juliamon: I miss the days when we could generate fake LRR quotes with AI and have identifying them be a LRL bit and nobody ever, ever considered that would be a thing any human would take seriously
PharaohBender27:
@Thefluffiestguineapig Indeed. Also dang, that's cool you've gotten to work with medieval stuff!
RockPusher: LLMs are still machine learning, but is being sold as a lot more than what it is and how it actually works
Anubis169: It's not Artificial Intelligence (AI), it's the Plagiarised Information Synthesis System (PISS)
DrakoniteDev: LLMs are a subclass of generative ai which is a subclass of machine learning which is a subclass of AI
JessieImproved: They actively try to conflate LLMs with the pattern matching machine learning used in medicine, for example
tdapenguin: @lord_hosk , sounds like your friend is doing well at the "being an intelligent human" so that's one letter of AI covered
PharaohBender27:
@Anubis169
RealGamerCow: The eye of Sauron, aka Disney's IP lawyers, have trained their eye on MidJourney
putz12a: The best I've seen is a dev that asked for code, the AI generated it, and he replied with "That doesn't work, fix it." The AI spat out a second, even more broken version. When he told it to fix it again, it gave him the first code snippet again, word for word.
JessieImproved: It behooves them to link their morally dubious stuff with life saving stuff
Sarah_Serinde: @Juliamon yeahhhh same
Lord_Hosk: LadyHosk works in health care, and she keeps being like "Oh my god, I wish all this AI tech would be put to work in the place it actually works... crunching numbers in labs to cure diseases, but thats not profitable so they wont do that."
margieargie: @RealGamerCow I feel that's likely to go in a "whoever wins, we lose" sort of direction...
spo8n: @putz12a artificial spite!
Anubis169: Lord_Hosk: That would be an ideal application... creating a short-notes probability list of stuff
frnknstn: I just want 2022-era spellchecking back...
Juliamon: "Step 1: Don't"
PharaohBender27:
Anubis169: LOL
Critterbot: Yeah, the term AI has lost all its meaning.
DrakoniteDev: @putz12a it is trained on public code. the average piece of code is trash. public code tends to be below average. ai only knows bad code
ghyllnox:
adept_nekomancer: Don't forget to consult the non-artificial intelligences in your workplace before you ask the robot to do it.
Anubis169: those are good points
definenull: "am I willing to stake my reputation on what this LLM may or may not produce"
RockPusher: Lord_Hosk there is so much potential there for pre-screening for promising approaches and interactions. I know some R&D does use it
Anubis169: please
putz12a: Another good one is "If I feed this information to AI, would there be repercussions if the AI used that information in the service of other users/companies?"
definenull: please do
MalFnord: yeah but here’s the thing: we don’t matter to those people
Sarah_Serinde: Ask AI the same question multiple times and it will give you different answers. Ask it to check its work and it will often either change its mind or be wrong. It doesn't know anything
tdapenguin: @anubis169 --can I quote you on the ai vs piss definition?
Lord_Hosk: Much like block chain, AI/LLM HAS GOOD USE... its just not retail commercial widescale quick investment return use.
Anubis169: "Am I prepared to take responsibility for the potential data leakage of privileged information in my input to other parties using this model after me?"
putz12a: The amount of users that are like "AI is amazing, I make it do my job for me!" that have no regard for data leakage...
Anubis169: tdapenguin: yupyup
Anubis169:
hahahahaha, glad we're on the same wavelength
RealGamerCow: I have written and implemented an AI policy into the company handbook.
Capt_clown:
That actually literally just happened to my partner. Found some of her art being sold on shit on Walmart.com. Thankfully she has worked with Red Bubble and I guess they have things to protect artist copyright that she is hoping works.
RealGamerCow: HR was waffling on it but I eventually convinced them of the risk
tdapenguin: @anubis169 - yaaay! How do you preferr to be credited As @anubis169 or as "a wise person"
Anubis169:
just somebody
putz12a: Though at least the users local to my office... We had a demo from an "AI Analyst" of what he was working on for us... I had at least 5 users come up to me and ask "...That seems like a huge security risk to me, is it?"
tdapenguin: @anubis169 faboo!
RubikDarkwill: And <lists record labels>
RockPusher: copyright has a place, but the current regime ceased being fit for purpose a very very long time ago
Capt_clown:
On the plus side, it's validating that her art has enough traffic to warrant it getting bootlegged so there's that 
DrakoniteDev: someone once showed me code copilot generated for a prompt involving a console. it included api calls that are in an sdk only available under strict NDA. so yeah, it definitely leaks information
RandomTrivia:
But don't worry, I'm sure Disney's lawsuit against OpenAI will turn out well for everyone including private individuals
LordZarano: ガント
Anubis169: DrakoniteDev: LOL
Lord_Hosk:
walmart.com is also not a walmart site, its a marketplace like Ebay now. Anyone can list their products on the site.
Anubis169: that is priceless
DeM0nFiRe: Actually these days it's "Have your day in arbitration"
Driosenth: Do you think in 10,000 years AI will have the mantra “Thou shalt not make meat in the likeness of a machine mind.”?
Molladia: Ian, What did you think of the new Vulfpek song I recommended on Discord?
RockPusher: RandomTrivia yeah, either way that suit goes is bad…
Territan: I just considered pasting a part of a turn I had with ChatGPT, but I'm not sure that'd be allowed here; there's no copyrighted information in it, but there's some philosophizing.
Viewers_Like_You: Tank needs to decide which side it wants to pass on
RandomTrivia: That is a terrifying sight in the rearview
RockPusher: Viewers_Like_You tank don't need to decide nothing, it tank
Driosenth: @Viewers_Like_You is "Through" a side?
putz12a: @Viewers_Like_You ...It;s a tank, "overtop" is a valid option.
Capt_clown: That tank in the rear view is terrifying. and sadly prophetic I suspect
Anubis169: So without revealing too much info, I mark martial arts grading papers as a side thing. Somebody tried to ChatGPT their answers (first time this has happened) and there's some non-euclidean geometry going on with people's feet.
Lord_Hosk: Did it just fire on the crowd?
HesGotNoPants: Yes
Anubis169: and the answer had a typo... i know that typo is from wikipedia, and where it was scraped from, because I corrected that typo 2 years ago
tdapenguin:
@anubis169 frightening! Too bad it's not fighten-ing
badpandabear: It's distributing T-shirts
Strebenherz: @Anubis169 incredible
RockPusher:
Anubis169 I dunno, if they can demonstrate what is in the paper, maybe some physicists would be interested
RubikDarkwill: Have you discussed doing anything with Kathleen this year Ian?
definenull: that's smart, but also sad at the same time
Territan: This smaller snipper from ChatGPT is interestingly telling: "'Please don’t embellish, and admit when you don’t know something' —is the AI’s memento mori, its whispered reminder: 'You are not wise. You are a function.'"
Seagulyus: actually, I will have you know that pokemon taught me we CAN catch them all
gualdhar: you can catch the idiots, and it's usually idiots that resort to cheating
putz12a: I need to find that again - Someone wrote a beaverton article about Cape Breton Isle changing their time zone to be 12 minutes before Atlantic, and 18 minutes after Newfoundland... MetaAI and Gemini are both spewing it as fact.
Seagulyus: it just takes an inordinate amount of time or cheating but STILL
Anubis169: A friend in OpenUniversity said they're using deltas now... if somebody suddenly puts in something amazing above their previous work, it sets off alarm bells.
RubikDarkwill: ok, so I am going to have to be ready for anything playlist- and moderation-wise
Strebenherz: @Anubis169 deltas? what does that mean in this context?
Capt_clown: I've heard some "AI" checkers are flagging actual papers just because some topics have been so overused their really isn't anything new to say about them
Anubis169: Strebenherz: measured differences between versions
Strebenherz: ahhh gotcha
RockPusher:
what we need is the old fake-arm-holding-the-bag trick
LordZarano: ガント
DrakoniteDev: GANTT CHART
Strebenherz: LRRmons question, at some point during the race do we reinstate all the missing drivers, or nah?
definenull: i can't imagine doing a viva for every assignment tho D:
JessieImproved: smaller class size would help a lot
Territan: #4 is from France. Why isn't he a baguette?
JessieImproved: more assistants
HbombAndFriends: As a. educator, I say, please fund us better.
NotCainNorAbel: I know a professor that has gone to oral exams for most of their tests
Anubis169: also I dunno if it's just me... I can sort of tell when an answer's been ChatGPT'd. It's got a definite cadence and flowery word choice that doesn't line up with natural speech
RandomTrivia: Maybe we need to completely restructure education to move away from numerically-graded tests and towards holistic growth
MalFnord: sorry, we need that money for the football stadium
Fruan: Good morning, friends
Anubis169: it's gonna get better, but i can sorta tell now
Strebenherz: @Anubis169 like the text equivalent of "they have six fingers and their hair is melted?"
definenull: what?!?
Capt_clown: I mean, the simple solution is all writing assignments must be written in-house during monitored writing blocks.
LadyAiluros: i hate that
Sarah_Serinde:
Anubis169: wat
TheWriterAleph: emdash doesn't deserve that.
Sarah_Serinde: my precious em-dash
LadyAiluros: I use e-dash because I am ADHD
Juliamon: and the ellipsis!!
flouncy_magooo: @RandomTrivia And how will this help increase shareholder value, hmmm?
Capt_clown: Typewriter that shit and no AI is gonna help you then
darkcyril: It's gonna be the new hashtag, isn't it?
frnknstn: One of the tragedies of AIs is they make some more accessable hiring interview practices impossible. You can't rely on written submitted work examples anymore.
DrakoniteDev: schools need to accept that homework does not equal learning, and studies have show it provides no appreciable improvement to learning in almost every case
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Just because you only know how to use a hyphen, idiot child...
Lord_Hosk: When I was in university we had to write our midterm for most of our classes in class. you could bring a 3X5 card of notes, you could write your paper ahead of time for practice but you had to write it in class by hand in class.
Anubis169: proper use of an ndash
Anubis169: OSHI-
RockPusher:
I have even started discouraging my own use here— lest people think I am not a human 
LadyAiluros: YUUUUP
Anubis169: LadyAiluros knows
LadyAiluros: that's how I get them "what does this word mean?"
LadyAiluros: and they don't know
Territan: In the past I'd written something I pasted into ChatGPT and asked, "Does it look like a machine wrote this?"
vinewood_og: El Bazinga
LadyAiluros: YUUUP
Welbog: "really good"
LadyAiluros: it really has its own writers voice
LadyAiluros: and I tell them that
RockPusher: hopefully we'll see some lawyers disbarred for the fake citation filings
DrakoniteDev: One of my spanish classes had a couple native spanish speakers, because they figured they wouldn't need to work.
Anubis169: Lady: Since the martial arts papers use romanised japanese in part, ChatGPT falls to pieces SO hard when it's forced to write in two context-heavy languages at the same time.
LadyAiluros: heh
LadyAiluros: yes
PharaohBender27: Audiobooks are how I can say I have read The Lord of the Rings, Don Quixote, and War and Peace *unabridged*
LadyAiluros: and READ IT not HAVE ME READ IT TO THEM
LadyAiluros: Ian is about to get me on my soapbox
Strebenherz: LOL
DrakoniteDev: and don't judge them for what they read!
Territan: Unless Chuck Tingle writes it.
Shadowsoflife: ^
r10pez10: hello spreadsheet fans how many points did we get
Anubis169: imo, people (not just kids) need to learn how to handle boredom properly
JessieImproved: There was a study that showed audiobooks stimulate similar parts of the brain as physical books
Anubis169: reintroduce that
LadyAiluros: also daaaaang the stairs are still here !
Molladia: So, is 180 days per year for school? Or should it increase up to how many Japan does per year?
darkcyril: I just started a courier position this week. I'm really looking forward to finally getting some real use out of those Audible credits that I have sitting in my account.
SquareDotCube: do you think we have a societal problem that doesn't encourage people to do hard things because they feel like they get no value out of it at the start?
LadyAiluros: audio book are a wonderful accessability aid
Anubis169: audiobooks are not books, however they are access to the same material in a book, so it's semantic at best
DrakoniteDev: school killed my desire to read because everything I picked was either "too easy" or "not appropriate". I will never get a shit about To Kill a Mockingbird
LadyAiluros: and i am fine with them but for kids who physically can, readling a printed page is also necessary
Molladia: Instead of music, I listen to audio books while I'm at the Gym
r10pez10: nice try chat but you'll never get me to read text with my eyes
JessieImproved: hah you can totally do that with a real book
accountmadeforants: Audiobooks are how I've read so many more books than ever before. It's so convenient to be able to listen to a book while doing chores.
Anubis169:
r10pez10
PharaohBender27: So I am uniquely qualified to say that Leo Tolstoy loved just arguing the same points over and over again - they weren't even bad points, but eventually it's like "WE GET IT, LEO - the Great Man Theory of History is BS. Marshall Kutuzov was unfairly maligned for choosing what was the best strategy for dealing with Napoleon's invasion of Russia. MOVE ON."
LadyAiluros: @DrakoniteDev oh we know.
gualdhar: I treat audiobooks like a podcast, and I frequently lose attention
matthaus_c: your attention wandering is still a valuable part of reading, even
spinebustertee: as a librarian of 13 years: Ian is only spitting truths.
JessieImproved: Sometimes, I'm so excited about a book that I read it way too fast and don't remember it
gualdhar: when I read a physical book I find I pay more attention
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Anubis169 As someone with ADHD I am the exception and I get tired of people telling me to "just learn to sit still"
Seagulyus: @JessieImproved mood. aphatasic here, remembering specific things is quite difficult when you can't recall any of it at all
Anubis169:
Thefluffiestguineapig: Agreed
LadyAiluros: yeah I am about to start Hydrogen Sonata and since it's my last Culture book I have to remember to savor it
DrakoniteDev: IMO audiobooks might need new nomenclature, but it is no lesser than reading a physical book
RockPusher: I see it as more a limitation of the current implications of the word "read" in English
chilliteracy: audiobooks you say?
DeM0nFiRe: Speaking of audio books, anybody have recommendations on a place to buy audio books that actually just gives you audio files you can play in whatever player you want ratrher than needing a specific app?
Viewers_Like_You: Audio books are related to books in the same way soy/oat/almond milks are related to milk. Yes, they're different things, but they fill an extremely similar purpose, and neither is inherently better
LadyAiluros: and frankly like you can't "read" Shakespeare
MrQBear: ingest knowledge
DrakoniteDev: @RockPusher exactly
LadyAiluros: you HAVE to listen to it to get it, it was MEANT to be heard
accountmadeforants: I kinda like it, gives me that radio play vibe :B
gnomebot1: Actually Graphicaudio does full cast audiobooks, It's like 40's radio.
LadyAiluros: and I have a onderful audiobok of Night where the VA almost sounds like Wiesel
matthaus_c: engaging with the dreams of ghosts
Viewers_Like_You: Also, I personally feel like the recording quality of the Audible old man has looped back around into charmingly old-fashioned
Anubis169: i love audiobooks btw, especially fullcastaudio
darkcyril: @Viewers_Like_You This also doesn't address the eons of oral tradition that existed prior to the written word.
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DrakoniteDev: @LadyAiluros and you need to acknowledge it is mostly low brow humor
omdorastrix: PLenty of words take on new meaning as things evolve
Anubis169: takes me back to Kids' Storytime, my fave time in preschool
jessicaengle: You could record some Audiobooks, Ian.
Molladia: Rosamund Pike is reading the wheel of time books, and she's wonderful
LadyAiluros: @DrakoniteDev yes, i talk about that with my students.The Bard wrote for the everyman
r10pez10:
archive.org has a lot of old radio dramas which are cool if you're into em
LadyAiluros: some of them get it when we listen to the Porter in Macbeth and Im like yes he is saying what you think he is saying ...
chilliteracy: that's why we stick to old, public domain stuff on our channel
RockPusher: "I participated in an activity that communicated the ideas of this media into my consciousness." is a particularly unwieldly way of expressing it in a properly generic way
jessicaengle: Arr.
Driosenth: yar
LadyAiluros: yo ho ho
MalFnord: me hearties
omdorastrix: Plenty of public domain literature but point taken
Anubis169: One use of AI voice synth I've done... I have a local-only synth I trained with my voice, and I fed it my Uni coursework. It reads the material out loud to me when my eyes get tired so I can still study.
cuzuki: @Molladia I just started Eye of the World yesterday, and it might be blasphemous to some, but I prefer her to the old ones already.
Welbog: If you have jolly rogerheart, call your doctor today
Strebenherz: Arr
jessicaengle: Yo ho, I work in a library. Most of the new stuff that is published doesn't need to be read. Sticking to the public domain is fine.
RandomTrivia: Ian, you repair your own technology, as far as big corporations are concerned you're the actual worst
Anubis169: lol Welbog
Molladia: @cuzuki Oh it's an immense improvement over the other two.
LadyAiluros: Looool
MalFnord:
LadyAiluros: Picasso
Anubis169: local-only was something i insisted on btw, my voice ain't goin' nowhere
jessicaengle:
One piece of what?
LadyAiluros: "Great Artists Steal"
Shadowsoflife: @jessicaengle Yes
LadyAiluros: Woz was the only one at Apple that really innovated.
Anubis169: ^
LadyAiluros: yes
RockPusher: not looking forward to the day where I have to go to the trouble of opening up every new purchase and replacing the cellular modem with dummy circuitry
PharaohBender27: T. S. Eliot was the originator of that quote, IIRC
r10pez10: dummy thicc circuitry
DrakoniteDev: @LadyAiluros I had teachers that treated serious and high brow, and then one that was like "an orange was a common metaphor for feminine sexuality at the time, so when he calls her a rotten orange, what he is really doing is calling her a slut"
accountmadeforants: You "steal" mastery, not the finished product
LadyAiluros: yeah no I totally treat it like the totally normal for the time it is
jessicaengle: There's nothing new under the sun.
Anubis169: creating is difficult
LadyAiluros: yeah i'm already working on how to nip GPT plagiarism in the bud next school year
LadyAiluros: that Gates had taste?
RockPusher: Pirates of Silicon Valley is a very good TV movie
LadyAiluros: or that Gates had no taste?
LadyAiluros: @RockPusher It's really the best
r10pez10: "i will only be accepting papers done on typewriter"
RockPusher:
who doesn't like Bender as Steve Ballmer
LadyAiluros: Jony Ive needs to stop making stuff thin
Lord_Hosk: Tim Apple
LadyAiluros: Cook comes from logistics
JadedCynic:
@RockPusher I thought they based Bender ON Steve?
Anubis169: lol
RandomTrivia:
baltimore_667083: apple was invented by Tim Apple when he tried to eat the same pear twice at the same time
Viewers_Like_You:
On my screen it's just "Jony Ive needs to stop", which also works
Sarah_Serinde:
For me it's just "needs to stop" in the first line
VorlonScout: Also, Jony effectively works for OpenAI now, so he's dead to me if he wasn't already
LadyAiluros: heehee
7gorobei: just a reminder for you budding artists out there: there are poison pill software for audio and digital images. Glaze and Nightshade will introduce noise that wont affect human enjoyment of the image but will cause generative ai to produce worse images when scrapped.
LadyAiluros: at the end of the day Woz and Jobs needed each otehr to get Apple going
DrakoniteDev: MS needs to stop copying Apple. Half the reason I use Windows is because I HATE how Apple does/designs stuff.
LadyAiluros: Jobs didn't innovate but was a snake oil salesman at heart and Woz was a genuious who would have given it all away
jessicaengle: @7gorobei Really? For audio too?
r10pez10: name a more iconic duo. i'll wait
jessicaengle: What noise?
LadyAiluros: Apple History = Special Interest Activiated!
Anubis169: At the risk of using weird language, that is already apparent 7gorobei. There is a large amount of incestuous learning going on, GenAIs learning from GenAI and the degredation is following an exponential curve
SquareDotCube: It's gonna both suck and be great when tech collapses because while all the people who caused it abandon ship, the people who will be left are the ones who actually cared, but now they don't have the funding
LadyAiluros: gawd no
kdefinition: Woz was good friends with Steve. Steve mostly used Woz
LadyAiluros: yeah Woz took like fivever working on the BASIC
terribleplan: noise just makes air more robust in the long term. no such thing as a poison pill IMO
Lord_Hosk: Woz has been very clear that he wouldn't be a multimillionair today if it wasn't for Jobs, he would be a very content engineer working for IBM or Xerox or Boeing
LadyAiluros: Woz could only be brilliant if he was 110% invested
RockPusher: The uncompromising perfectionism of Jobs was beneficial. Unfortunately he achieved that through abuse and intimidation rather than inspiring it.
terribleplan: *AI
DrakoniteDev: A large portion of Apple's current UI design was stolen from Linux window managers from the 90s and early 2000s
LadyAiluros: So many amazing people
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7gorobei: @jessicaengle it is called Harmony Cloak, it is still in beta stage and requires a ton of processing power but the company will likely offer an online web submission service to process your audio file until cpus get enough TOPs
LadyAiluros: @Lord_Hosk And he is not even as rich as he could be - he gave away a lot of his options to people who got shafted but the IPO
LadyAiluros: yes!
Welbog: What's scopedog? Nothing, what's scope with you?
r10pez10: Welbog hey, i knew of someone who died of scopedog
LadyAiluros: We had Robert Woodhead at KansasFest in 2022 so I got to Apple and Weeb at him
LadyAiluros: it was amazing
Lord_Hosk: Woz doesn't even remember about 15 years of his life. He has no memories for about 5 years after the plane crash and forgot roughly the 10 years prior. Just got a reset
Welbog: r10pez10 nopedog
mercano82:
I read a really good a few years back, “Revolution in the Valley,” with first-person stories about creating the first Mac. I think it’s compiled from stories off of folklore.org
LadyAiluros: also Woodhead has some amazing stories
LadyAiluros: @mercano82 Fire in the Valley second edition is a good resource also
Lord_Hosk: But Harrison Ford has saved lives flying planes.
LadyAiluros: I also enjoyed "Accidental Empires" by Cringley
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LadyAiluros: and the PBS companion series is quite good
ArdCollider: I have a copy of The Macintosh Reader around here someplace.
LadyAiluros: i have piles of Apple history stuff
jessicaengle: Now I kind of want an apple
ArdCollider: but was a little offended that the Penguin Software poster from Applefest '82 is $750 on eBay. I got two of those for free by chatting them up at that show!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @LadyAiluros My godfather has every computer he has ever owned which includes an Apple II
LadyAiluros: and I have piles of antique Apple tech LOL
LadyAiluros: @Thefluffiestguineapig Nice
7gorobei: the software seeds discordant pixel patterns that make a prompt term generate non relevant features. so you ask for a rembrandt style and get ratfink motifs sprinkled all over.
googoltudoris: i just donated my dad's OG Macintosh to the national videogame museum
LadyAiluros: I know which one you mean Ian
LadyAiluros: I can't think of the name
LadyAiluros: yes I knoe the guy who did all the work to source it
matthaus_c: value control baby
MalFnord: @7gorobei that almost feels like something you could use for an avant garde art project
LadyAiluros: yeah
LadyAiluros: no the book
Anubis169:
i still have a BBC Micro
LadyAiluros: the filament
mercano82: I’ll tell you, it was a little weird to see an OG Mac in the Smithsonian when your first computer was your dad’s Fat Mac.
googoltudoris: i've used a woodburning tip to smooth out prints before
LadyAiluros: I've used an actual iron
LadyAiluros: of Acetone is easyt
LadyAiluros: oh
LadyAiluros: I use an old slow cooker in my spare bathroom
LadyAiluros: run the vent fan
LadyAiluros: all good
Lord_Hosk: I bought a copy of I-WOZ at a secondhand book reseller, in Virginia. That was stamped as from the Anchorage Alaska Library. a week later I got my orders to go to Alaska, I took the book to Alaska, took it to the library told them, they scanned it, and said "It has $12 in late fees on it, would you like to return it, or act like you never came in here"
RandomTrivia:
LadyAiluros: iWoz is also good
definenull: welp
Strebenherz:
LadyAiluros: yeah the printer is in there too now
azninsect:
Anubis169: lol Lord_Hosk
LadyAiluros: but that's mostly to keep the cat away
JanusKain: I've stopped trying to smooth things and I just use fuzzy skin to give a uniform texture to make the prints look better
Seagulyus: Ian single handedly keeping the transmission companies in place
LadyAiluros: i want to get into resin printing
Seagulyus: in business*
mercano82: @lord_hosk hilarious
PharaohBender27: Ah so the cleaning kind of booze
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Lord_Hosk That's amazing
r10pez10: yes just like there's water that's not fit to drink
LadyAiluros: i've also used parchment paper and my iron to do flat smothing
PharaohBender27: Or I guess cleaning/disinfecting
Geldaran: @LadyAiluros it's messy, and sometimes smelly, but it is amazing for printing miniatures/busts.
LadyAiluros: i want them to be ait and liquid tight
gualdhar: oh right, water that's so awful
omdorastrix: I inherited a99% original Blueberry iMac (the first-gen CRT ones) Still works - can't bring myself to get rid of it (and I'm not a big apple person)
LadyAiluros: yeah I might
LadyAiluros: @omdorastrix slot or tray?
omdorastrix: Slot (the only thing that doesn't work is the slot load)
jessicaengle: !quote
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Driosenth: 1-off DMLS printing services has come down alot.
darkcyril: I have definitely done that to get full suites of miniatures for convention games.
JanusKain: I've used a couple of the print order services and they were good, accuracy was better than I was going to get without weeks of tinkering on a resin printer I don't have
LadyAiluros: I also have an in at my local museum and they are getting a resin printer
r10pez10: i think my library has one
r10pez10: places like shapeways will do prints and then turn them into casts which has been cool for occasional jewellery
LadyAiluros: i want to print replica Apple Plotter pen heads and they need to be ink and air tight
definenull: that's rad
Lord_Hosk: Wow
LadyAiluros: and I am not having great success with FDM
omdorastrix: LIbraries are great for learning - but most have limitations on how long you can book the machine, so small prints usually
cuzuki: the library I work at does 3d prints for $0.06 per gram.
LadyAiluros: that's the plan - I have perfect models
LadyAiluros: I want one of those so bad
jessicaengle: We also have 3D printing at my library
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh that's so rad
cuzuki: I always pronounce it like cricket
Viewers_Like_You: I go for jricket
omdorastrix: I've heard it as Rhyming with Cricket
LadyAiluros: we have one at school but I want tone to do home stuff
Territan: It's like a baby CNC router!
JanusKain: they also let you cut decals real well, and airbrush stencils
LadyAiluros: I want a glow forge but I don't have that kind of scratch
LadyAiluros:
I did pop for a wide format printer tho
googoltudoris: i pronounce it "cry cut" just to make the ladies at Michael's cringe
r10pez10: cricuts are okay but the open-source ones (silhouette?) are way more hackable
LadyAiluros: ^
Molladia: Oh are we circling back around to gundams and methods of such cutting and decals
r10pez10: i got one third-hand from two previous owners that never used it :V
Geldaran:
@LadyAiluros I tried to get them to order one of those at work, instead they got a Bambu A1. 
JanusKain: yeah if you print those sticky vinyl sheets you can cricut them as airbrush stencils
r10pez10: i wanna try stuff like sandblasting designs onto glassware
LadyAiluros: I've seen cool hacks where you can make you 3D printer function as a cricut
r10pez10: i know angel uses her cricut as a pen plotter to set out layout lines for her pet portraits before she goes in and paints
LadyAiluros: yeah i've seen them used as pen plotters too
JanusKain: yeah I've got a bunch of warhammer stencils cut out from a cricut I can confirm it works really well
LadyAiluros: yeah
7gorobei: just wait for someone to make a handheld UV resin printer
LadyAiluros: there was a guy next to me at VCF East who uses Python to make actual ART on a vintage HP plotter
LadyAiluros: he wrote his own drivers
LadyAiluros: it's fantastic
r10pez10: you can hold the hands of your machines at any time, it's comforting for them
omdorastrix: I've seen hacks for FDM to make them vinyl cutters, and many official accessories to add Laser cutting/engraving - essentially locking them into X-Y only
Juliamon: I love when plotter art shows up on my masto explore feed
Juliamon: there's some real cool shit out there
vinewood_og: The loss of the garage will be felt for generations
mercano82: warping is a thing
JanusKain: just be careful, 3d printers aren't designed for laser cutting so the dust and soot gets in everything and requires a more deep cleaning
RubikDarkwill: You could ask Yalc about that too
r10pez10: laser-cut sandwich...
mercano82: Bambu’s newest printer is designed to refit for laser cutting. The things not cheap, though.
jessicaengle: Hows the race going? Is the darkness going to last all night/is in real time?
r10pez10: dot-matrix latte art...
Sarah_Serinde: It's set to real time for France, which is 9 hours ahead of Moonbase time
Thefluffiestguineapig: @r10pez10 You would probably not need to cook those pieces of bread. They would be toast
JanusKain: I really want a laser cleaning to go with my ultra sonic cleaners but yeah those things are expensive
wedge_x: laser cleaner videos are *deeply* satisfying
mercano82: there’s a in-game clock on the right side of the dash. it’s 2:38
baltimore_667083: hello highlight reel
RubikDarkwill: !hole
LRRbot: Mugs are portable holes.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Was this hole meant for you?
Molladia: Bio break time
TheMerricat:
Yeah, you'll make bank off Youtube Lasercleaning videos, you should be able to make that investment back in half a year on youtube.
Anubis169: Everything's expensive x_x
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LordZarano: Hello indicator
Anubis169: friend recommended me a really good hand coffee grinder the other day, said it was the best
Anubis169: looked it up... damn thing's £500
Anubis169:
scrimp and saving time I guess?
Molladia: That indicator giving real "Keep talking and nobody explodes" energy
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Anubis169 Who the fuck can afford that?
Sarah_Serinde: It was fun playing it with Jacob ages ago
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sarah_Serinde I would love for them to bring that back for another CTS
Anubis169: somebody really into coffee i guess? gonna look and see if i can find one second hand
jessicaengle: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #6672: "Flex on us, birthday boy!" —Serge [2020-01-01]
Viewers_Like_You: How many batteries are on the car?
Sarah_Serinde:
Shadowsoflife: Yes
Juliamon: M with a funny squiggle
LordZarano: Does it have a vowel in it's serial number?
Thefluffiestguineapig: There are 4 lights!!
xantos69:
50 Bits
jibkat: @Thefluffiestguineapig what about 5th light dlc?
Shadowsoflife: THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS
Welbog: Coming up to hour 12
Molladia: @Thefluffiestguineapig There are 5 lights?
Juliamon: How many black wires
Shadowsoflife: 3
Sarah_Serinde: Horizontal or vertical wires
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon Solid black first, correct?
RainyMint: I AM READY
Anubis169: no, hold on
baltimore_667083: it’s lights out and away we go?
TheAinMAP:
Welbog: Ready!
Anubis169 grabs popcorn
Anubis169: ok carry on
Driosenth: Are We?
JanusKain:
more racing
VorlonScout: I was born not ready. for anything.
matthaus_c: during pride month?
jessicaengle:
DrakoniteDev: eh
Viewers_Like_You: Is the more racing ready for us?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sarah_Serinde Oh, that's the correct first question
Shadowsoflife:
solarsheeptoken: make sure we’re straight
Sarah_Serinde: I haven't played it in forever, I probably still have a manual printed out somewhere
Molladia: HEY! I brought it up, that was MY idea
Molladia: LOL
Sarah_Serinde: Maybe next time we have a break between games (it'll be a while)
r10pez10: i remember the modding community had a field day with extending that game
matthaus_c: I didn't come up with that but would like credit
SquareDotCube: could also break out the new Super Mario Kart World
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sarah_Serinde A long LOOOOONG while
JanusKain: the one on the space capsule?
farley_f: we could invite Jacob, Beej, Heather, Cori and others to play as well
r10pez10: i would like my parking validated
Sarah_Serinde: I've played it remotely, it was a bit awkward to share my screen on someone else's stream, but we managed, and I think it's easier now
jessicaengle: !findquote credit
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matthaus_c: there was that one from the Rusty Lake devs. The Past Within
Viewers_Like_You: I Expect You To Die has kind of similar vibes
Molladia: Now lets bring back speech jamming too, to make it harder
JanusKain: Tin Can, thats the one I was thinking of. Stuck in a space capsule
Welbog: "You nasty piles of tires" new insult just dropped
jessicaengle:
@Molladia 
matthaus_c: what is a michelin man? a miserable pile of tires
Shadowsoflife: Yes
iris_of_ether:
@matthaus_c
r10pez10: i rate the michelin man two stars
Molladia: Thats playing at home or on Rhythm Cafe?
LordZarano: GANT
jessicaengle: Is he stuffed with tires?
Thefluffiestguineapig: !gant
LRRbot: TRUCK!
Shadowsoflife: gant
RainyMint: GANT
DrakoniteDev: I want to try KTANE as single player; i.e. give myself a day to memorize the book, then next day see how many I can beat without looking at the book
RockPusher: Bibendum on their never-ending quest to find a nice place to drink
Sarah_Serinde:
iris_of_ether:
RockPusher:
gualdhar: that sounds more like History Channel than Discovery
wedge_x: all three words spelled with a Ph
Shadowsoflife:
terribleplan: Sounds more like a History Channel gig
epsilon_vee: ^
Sarah_Serinde:
Geldaran: It's a wrap?
RockPusher: A mummy is seasoning
omdorastrix: Cube Rule
iris_of_ether: Ian pls
WiJohn: A mummy is clearly a wrap
RandomTrivia:
MrQBear: i thought the sausage rules you helped ratify were to lower the amount of alien phallus, not add to it
Cptasparagus: but its a turducken if you consider that they were stuffed with things and then placed inside a larger human shaped sarcophagus
iris_of_ether: If King Tut ate a hot dog, would he eat it like this or like this?
RockPusher: grate a little on top
aerohydra: can that be a richter call in?
Shadowsoflife: I had the same thought Ian
RockPusher: The Barry Shitpeas if you will?
r10pez10: shame we ate all those delicious tortoises
SnackPak_: boo!
RandomTrivia: Wheee!
RockPusher: impressive crash
terribleplan: RIP
Sarah_Serinde:
serves you right
Anubis169: Anubis would say "Keep your eyes on the road"
DeM0nFiRe:
RandomTrivia: Did we break everything?
DaxStrife: You shouldn't have taunted Anubis.
SnackPak_: o7
RandomTrivia:
DrakoniteDev: F
DeM0nFiRe: We are engin't
omdorastrix: I don't think the Occilations killed the car - I think spinning through the air killed the car
farley_f:
LordZarano: Spinning! That's a cool trick!
r10pez10: keep your nose to the wheel
Viewers_Like_You: This is why we don't mock the ancient gods, chat
Juliamon: oh no, not again
saintguard: Car's soul was judged and found wanting
baltimore_667083: somehow this is Hammond’s fault, probably
Spades_Slicc: How go the Lurhmins?
Anubis169:
Ian: Now how do I weigh your car... like ⚖ this, or like 
this
r10pez10: i don't think the car's heart is as light as a feather
margieargie: Oh, hey, the comptuer -can- be held accountable
Spades_Slicc: @r10pez10 Is it as stiff as a board?
r10pez10: that's rigor motoris
Anubis169: r10pez10: you win an internet
baltimore_667083: Rigor Motor: the best hot wheels car
HbombAndFriends:
Let’s blame Kelly Clarkson.
baltimore_667083: Kelly Clarkson is the Clarkson I always forget exists
omdorastrix: Jdames' Djinn?
Anubis169:
baltimore_667083:
baltimore_667083: count me in too
RandomTrivia:
VorlonScout: I'm for it
RockPusher: brandy brandy brandy *Napoleon appears behind you*
saintguard: I'm in
Viewers_Like_You: I've never really ginned, but I enjoy James May's YouTube offerings regardless
baltimore_667083: James may, Richard Hammond, and Francis Bourgeois
r10pez10: the organ maker?
omdorastrix: RQ2 Celebrity guest?
mercano82: Hammond is putting out some good automotive videos with his daughter on YouTube.
DrakoniteDev: it is a shame the networks were convinced clarkson was the heart of the trio, instead of seeing him for who he is
LordZarano: GANT
baltimore_667083: GANT
RandomTrivia: !gant
LRRbot: KARBY
Lord_Hosk: Roadquest two... James May edition confirmed
RockPusher: I wish Clarkson hadn't embraced the buffoon. He was a legitimately good journalist back in the day.
r10pez10: the bot getting blamed for the shenanigans of us mods is funny to me
r10pez10: !gant
LRRbot: GANT GANT
Anubis169: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #7095: "I ate a fish and became the fish." —Matt Griffiths [2020-08-03]
omdorastrix: RQ2 May'd in Britain
Anubis169: If you all want to come over here and do Roadquest 2...
r10pez10: RQ: Australia
Viewers_Like_You: I've never seen the Smallest Cog show, but as I recall that's mostly because it's only available on Niche Streaming Service I Don't Have(tm)
Anubis169: Scotland is freakin' beautiful
Sarah_Serinde:
I'm still holding out hope for a RQ that takes them through Toronto so *they* can visit *me* for a change
RandomTrivia:
RoadQuest 2: M25 edition
Orlantia: Ian, do you still race motorcycles?
wedge_x:
I have suggested previously 'LRR Way Down'
RockPusher: RQ NZ with the Kea eat the car episode
Cptasparagus: my dad had a 64 Ford Falcon
Molladia: James and Ian Big Wine Adventure As a LRR version of Oz and James' show
r10pez10: mad max is a documentary btw
RubikDarkwill: Ah, the classic Australian V6, rear-wheel drive sedan
Sarah_Serinde: yuuup
omdorastrix: OK, but then who would be the Celebrity Guest for RQ Aus?
Orlantia: Too busy repairing tiny cameras
Viewers_Like_You: Oh hey, it's Le 3 AM
Sarah_Serinde: hah
Anubis169: yes!
baltimore_667083: Shane van Gisbergen surely
RockPusher:
Driosenth: I still wish we could see a LRR at Lemons
omdorastrix: Part of the joke
Sarah_Serinde:
I feel like he might disagree
Phailhammer:
He does have a show on the ABC, so close enough.
ArdCollider: Tom Cardy.
DrakoniteDev: He seems to be based in Australia now
ArdCollider: Road Quest: Loot That Body Edition
r10pez10: escape from carkov is this anything
Sarah_Serinde: RockPusher Is calling a New Zealander an Australian as bad as calling a Canadian an American?
Molladia: Whats the Lemon's cost?
omdorastrix: Ha! yes!
Phailhammer: Taskmaster is Ten, I think, not ABC.
DrakoniteDev: (based on some of his recent comedy)
Phailhammer: But yes
RockPusher: Sarah_Serinde *puts down the knife he is menacing Ian with* mmmmmaybe
r10pez10: Phailhammer and Paramount, weirdly
RealGamerCow: I am hoping that AskMaster returns to LRL some day
Driosenth: it's a time sink as well
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Sarah_Serinde:
@RockPusher From my limited knowledge I can certainly see the comparison
Molladia: Who says it needs to be filmed? Just do it for yourselves
Juliamon: time cost
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Stormgod519: oh hey, this thing renewed
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Anubis169: if it involves scheduling, it takes longer than just being there
Phailhammer: @r10pez10 That's not weird; Paramount has a major, if not majority, stake in Ten.
r10pez10: we have lemons at home
Orlantia:
I mean it's only 24 hours, right
TheNerdWonder: @Molladia so the last thing that brings them joy?
r10pez10: banana on the track at lrrmans:
DrakoniteDev: IMO it was very worth it
Sarah_Serinde: James mentioned there was a prerecord happening on his home stream
CorruptDropbear: I keep thinking you can Mario Kart ramp off of that car
Stormgod519: lol
RockPusher: Sarah_Serinde depends on how proud of them we are - Russel Crowe, eh they can have, Sam Neil, no absolutely ours, he grew up here, it counts!
Stormgod519: @CorruptDropbear what's stopping you from trying?
aerohydra: ian, pie in the sky, i know you love this, but a trip vlog to the actual le mans?
Sarah_Serinde: @RockPusher Haha yeah same with us really
Stormgod519: lol
Stormgod519: is that a tennis ball???
Molladia: Kayfabe
Orlantia: Was that a grape?
Sarah_Serinde: Sensible
r10pez10: froot froot
Stormgod519: I think this might actually be my first lrrmans...
Stormgod519: somehow
TheNerdWonder: oh of course. what were we thinking?
RockPusher: Jackfruit doing its best
Shadowsoflife: thought that was a kiwi
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Stormgod519: @Shadowsoflife I would assume someone from New Zealand is racing...
itsaysTRUENO: its about the journey
omdorastrix: I'm sure a trip to LeMans is cheap - when there's no race going on.
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@Stormgod519 the food
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RockPusher: Tank gonna tank
RandomTrivia:
Orlantia: That tank is traveling far too fast
Shadowsoflife:
Welbog:
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also the tank shooting sparks
Thefluffiestguineapig: Such generosity!!
Cptasparagus: Ian, I am to the stage of a gunpla project where i'm looking at topcoats, and I wanted to check out the floor polish thing. Have you tried it?
LordZarano: GANT
Shadowsoflife: gant
Thefluffiestguineapig: !gant
LRRbot: 𝔾𝔸ℕ𝕋 𝔾𝔸ℕ𝕋
Anubis169:
aww, that lap was going so well
TheNerdWonder: I knew we were driving a pinball
Cptasparagus: yeah Im usually a gloss then matte person
Cptasparagus: thanks for the advice
Thefluffiestguineapig: We need a headlight count
Viewers_Like_You: No pit, only repair
Thefluffiestguineapig: So our suspension, transmission and headlights are all just made from tissue paper this year
RandomTrivia: @Thefluffiestguineapig And the windscreen, don't forget that
Geldaran: did anyone else just hear the game music when they said Spyhunter?
Geldaran: i spent many a quarter on Spyhunter as a youth.
DrakoniteDev: @Geldaran yes
Geldaran: tapper I played mostly on... C64? I think.
Pywodwagon: I've played one of those, it's suprisingly well made
ArdCollider: Ian I got Wedge a giant GQuuuuuuX Haro "be gay! do crime!" sticker
BrowneePointz: it’s a shame that movie never got a sequel
wedge_x: "TOO NAKED!"
ArdCollider: Haro's doing it for the girls and the a-specs
Thefluffiestguineapig: Literally anyone
LordZarano: གནཏ
Thefluffiestguineapig: !gant
LRRbot: Poyo!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Nothing to do with impassable walls!
Shadowsoflife: GANT!
Driosenth: The equipment just didn't feel like equipping today
CookieMom: As long as you get that steak direct from the butcher. I give it two thumbs up.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Driosenth I did cackle like the bad witch I am during an MtG game by just denying someone clearly very proud of their modified alchemy deck (in diamond ranking, so this is to be expected) any creatures or tokens to put their fun new FF equipment onto
Thefluffiestguineapig: @CookieMom I started going specifically to the butcher at my local international market because it's the only dedicated two butchers I can find locally
CookieMom: That is the way to do it.
CookieMom: Thankfully, here in the mid US, we have multiple, multiple butchers to choose from.
Thefluffiestguineapig: I go to my local Chinese or Japanese grocery stores for fish because then I can get the really really good stuff cheap by getting the stuff not labeled in english
r10pez10: meat
SquareDotCube: how else do you make sole food
DrakoniteDev: dunno about canadia, but in the US fish is required to be flash frozen to be legally served raw. changed how I thought about sashimi
Welbog: Cars hate sole
loufghyslaufey: Tsk-Scuse Mes. I keep idling off & on LRRMans atm, not between that & LeMans unfortunately. Had I better times I ought to commit more to the fanatics. Also, Kung Fu Panda 2 still hits hard. I'm definitely going to rewatch it again soon.
LadyAiluros: i went downstairs to check on what the fam was up to and dad was watching LeMans lolol
Thefluffiestguineapig: @CookieMom I also live in the mid US but i am not a person who grew up in a family that did not cook and did not permit me to cook when I was at home
Thefluffiestguineapig: So I'm doing a lot of catch up
LadyAiluros: and yeah I can get not-frozen fish at the counter at my local store
SquareDotCube: @Welbog of course, they're sole-less machines
LadyAiluros: I assume it was frozen to ship
loufghyslaufey: Or just rewatch it, reminiscing a couple of scenes atm
r10pez10: fish can't captain ships
itsaysTRUENO: i like when the food isnt poison xD
ProcyonFlynn: Flash Freezing, so it's like pasteurizing, but for fish?
Thefluffiestguineapig: As someone who works in veterinary medicine: please please please take zoonotic parasites in meat seriously especially as the FDA in the US is being utterly gutted
DrakoniteDev: yeah, technically it is below a certain temp for a certain time, but in practice is almost always done on-ship via flash freezing, which generally gives a better product anyways
LadyAiluros: yes
LadyAiluros: if I had the money everyone I knew would be getting a really high end instant read thermometer
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also in your pet food, check your pet food recalls
DrakoniteDev: exactly!
RelwinEJ: Driving a 350 or 370z I'm guessing from the steering wheel
DrakoniteDev: 370z
LadyAiluros: I love my ThermoPen
RelwinEJ: @DrakoniteDev Cheers
r10pez10: misread 370z as 370Hz
itsaysTRUENO: wifi steak wow
LadyAiluros: I have the Thermoworks probe as well
LordZarano: GANT
SnackPak_: I just set the alarm lower so I have time to get to it
LadyAiluros: I need one of those yeah
LadyAiluros: the IR surface read
Athelgar: i need a new thermometer for candy making, the one i have has burnt so many batches of caramel
Anubis169:
Lady: Managed to get my hands on a FLIR camera
LadyAiluros: nice
Anubis169: it's got the spot read, but it does way more than i planned
LadyAiluros: yeah I want one for my stainless
r10pez10: is CAT still the only company that's putting out phones with FLIR
Anubis169:
could look at the hot spots on an engine
LadyAiluros: oil I use the instant read for
DrakoniteDev: @r10pez10 Doogee does too
texastcgtrading: thank you for the gift!
LadyAiluros: i use the water bead test on my stainless pans
r10pez10: ooh
Anubis169: 'ello texas
RelwinEJ: @Athelgar Always always have a few on hand. We generally run two in a batch in case one's off
r10pez10: i don't really need one, but fancy blinkenlights is blinkenlights
LadyAiluros: yeah ....
Anubis169:
Ian: Used mine for that, but also now I know where all my heating pipes run in my walls
LadyAiluros: I want an induction stove too, my electric doesn't heat evenly. I have one induction hob and it's such a different
itsaysTRUENO: Parts of Unusual Size
eDRoaCH: GreatSCOTT
DrakoniteDev: I bought a Uni-T brand IR camera, and a special lens for macro shots
omdorastrix: Ivan Miranda?
Driosenth: I just recently learned that FLIR cameras are limited to 9 hz due to ITAR regs
LadyAiluros: @eDRoaCH I don't believe they truly exist
LadyAiluros: grr
LadyAiluros: that was to @itsaysTRUENO
LadyAiluros:
caht is moving too fast
itsaysTRUENO: due to hyper-masculinity, they sell IR readers under the name "Temperature Hunter". Needlessly aggressive for a thermometer.
Thefluffiestguineapig: We try our best!
Anubis169: itsaysTRUENO: Those aren't called that to be masculine
e_bloc: someone's gotta gant the gants
LadyAiluros: I'm doing my part!
omdorastrix: Oh, nope I'm thining os someone else. Ivan Miranda made the 3d printed marble clock and signs of with "goooo Make something!"
Anubis169: those will be the thermo-vision telescopes used for deer hunting and the like
Athelgar: @RelwinEJ im only doing small batches (~1L) if i move to a bigger pot its not dep enough to get a good read on the probe, if i use the pot ive been using, it has a tendency to boil over. but if i make a smaller batch, it never heats correctly
SquareDotCube: Oh, speaking of putting electronics together, do you know about the assembly puzzle game by former Zachtronics devs?
Juliamon: Bull. shit.
LadyAiluros: waht blew up?
Thefluffiestguineapig: What happened?
DrakoniteDev: FLIR is a brand, and their lobbying and special deals with the military are part of why IR cams are still so expensive and restrictive still
Juliamon: I *almost* said shenanigans
Molladia: Engine or Transmission?
Anubis169: LOL
Viewers_Like_You: Absolute bull shenanigans
NullColaShip: Faberge engines
CaptainSpam: On the plus side, new windshield!
DrakoniteDev: @SquareDotCube Which game?
baltimore_667083: what a load of bull shark
LadyAiluros: @DrakoniteDev someday someone will make one that is open source
omdorastrix: AI - Automatic Instant (Repair)
Thefluffiestguineapig: This whole car seems much more fragile
omdorastrix: New windshield: say no to crack
Anubis169: quick, eat a dictionary
LadyAiluros: words are hard
Molladia: Need a snack and drink
Anubis169: Englidge, it aren't that hrad.
DrakoniteDev: @LadyAiluros my understanding is it is currently illegal to do so
Spades_Slicc: If you need energy, eat pure lithium
RelwinEJ: @Athelgar My family does about 30 small batches of hard candy once a year for holiday gifts, so we run multiple pots at once. We just have the extras on hand because the time ends up being worth the extra cost on having extra thermometers on hand.
LordZarano: @SquareDotCube That one's the new Zach Barth game right?
Anubis169: DrakoniteDev: illegal where? it's very possible
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also lithium is a depressant, right?
Anubis169: there are DIY thermal cameras for the Raspberry Pi
Spades_Slicc: You don't need a prescription, just take the battery out of a Tesla
Anubis169: they just kinda suck right now due to part costs
Thefluffiestguineapig: It isn't an upper
SquareDotCube: @LordZarano yes, more or less.
badpandabear: Do not eat your car's battery
DrakoniteDev: @Thefluffiestguineapig the US and militarily partnered countries
r10pez10: it's a "mood stabiliser"
Anubis169: read: it makes you high as an orbital shuttle
e_bloc: #3 on your periodic table, but #1 in your hearts
Spades_Slicc: @badpandabear I would never dare imply Ian owns a Tesla
TheNerdWonder: I think it's missing Cori
Thefluffiestguineapig: @DrakoniteDev What? Did I miss something?
margieargie: The game found out about your getting around the penalties and is desperately trying to find another way
Athelgar: @RelwinEJ nice! i should have a few thermoms extra, but i just never think to buy any, and when it does cross my mind i tell my self its unnecessary since i already have one lol
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Spades_Slicc If Ian possesses a Tesla it is not because he bought it
SnackPak_: excuse me?
gsyhiap: A message is in the process of transmission, one could say
badpandabear: @Spades_Slicc lol I specifically changed from "Telsa" to "car" because I figure they wouldn't be popular in this chat
omdorastrix: I;m guessing it's more in the software and image processing for IR imaging, rather than just getting something that's IR sensitive (fairly easy)
Anubis169: i had such high hopes for those cars when they first came out... before they started software locking car features
DrakoniteDev: @DrakoniteDev it at least *used* to be. I don't follow closely enough to know if it has changed in the last few years
TheNerdWonder: I assume if Ian possesses a Tesla, he's taking it apart for some reason
Thefluffiestguineapig: Considering he just purchased the company and branded it, yeah
MrQBear: i'm sorry, i was playing power wash simulator, WHAT?
itsaysTRUENO: @Anubis169 wait what's the reason then
TheMerricat: My Internet went out just as Ian said 'I don't think the game ..' as he was hitting a wall. What didn't he think the game chat?
r10pez10: nikola tesla is spinning in his grave producing an alternating current
Anubis169: itsaysTRUENO: reason?
Sarah_Serinde: It was interesting watching someone have this shocking revelation about Tesla/Musk when I'd already known for a few years by then. And this person was relatively online too
Sarah_Serinde: Good for more people to know about it now, at least
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sarah_Serinde Yeah, it's fascinating watching people be shocked TBH
omdorastrix: IMO they were never really a great car company - they had tons of issues with quality control and production capacity. They did have a number of innovations, besides the Big, Visible, Issue
reptile___: the only good thing about Tesla is that they applied the market pressure to make the major car companies take EVs seriously, so now we have real car companies making EVs
mercano82: I like the idea Tesla had where you could order a car customized to your liking at a fixed price rather than having to see what was on the dealer's lot and haggle.
Molladia: The BYD cars are great, but MUCH more expensive than they should be
Sarah_Serinde: Oh chat, I was rewatching original Leverage, and it's fun seeing all the tech that was new and cutting edge that they had to explain to the audience...and also, a main character drives off in a fancy Tesla to show that you can be responsible and still have nice things
SnackPak_: hmmm....
Sarah_Serinde:
That one didn't age well
vinewood_og: If human knowledge survives, we'll have a chapter in the history books about the early 21st century titled: "The Great Enshitification."
ButButTheJesus:
100 woooo I just won an online race in Forza on Sarthe in my class (multi class race, I was in the slowest class, driving a Honda S2000). Sending you fast vibes 
CaptainSpam: Narrator: The answer did not surprise them.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ButButTheJesus Wooooohhooooo
CaptainSpam: Woo!
margieargie: !gant
LRRbot: Weber, no!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @CaptainSpam Narrator: Yeah, no one was actually wondering how we got here
LordZarano: ガント
Anubis169: itsaysTRUENO: When they first came out it was brand new, it did all this wonderful stuff, it was electric only... then they started locking car features behind subscription paywalls and remotely disabling cars that didn't pony up the money. Now? They cheaped out and the autopilot has camera-only road detection (no LiDAR)
omdorastrix: I feel like 24hours of LRRmans just MIGHT be a cautionary tale of driving while tired (at times)
badpandabear:
That sushi just sliding along the track there got me!
RelwinEJ: RIP S2000 such a fun car
ButButTheJesus: sushi be fast
r10pez10: long story short, car DLC
Thefluffiestguineapig: @omdorastrix Also about driving while distracted
Anubis169: Yeah I can't stand that in any manufacturer
Anubis169: there's a reason the jailbroken car market is booming
Molladia: I wouldn't steal a car, but would you hack it?
rucdoc: Look they need to make more money because they use the money to heat their homes, not by paying for things, but by burning money
NotCainNorAbel: I know BMW talked about that, did they actually implement the subscription?
Anubis169: i own it, of course i would
Thefluffiestguineapig: Or Toyota for a paywall of "hey, the most useful thing was touch unlocking everything but the driver's door? Yeah, that's much more expensive now"
BrowneePointz: meant to reply half an hour ago and then my internet went out when you mentioned arcades
RealGamerCow: its almost impossible to find a new car that does not have a huge tablet type screen
LadyAiluros: I mean my hybrid is a laptop but ... the gas mileage ....
r10pez10: meanwhile my 2019 kei truck has manual winding windows
badpandabear: I don't want to buy any of these new electric car companies cars because I'm afraid they'll be bricked when the company goes under
vinewood_og: "I'm sorry Ian but your Airbag+ subscription was not renewed." As you are yeeted through the windshield.
Anubis169: in standard insurance, yes there are terms
Anubis169: it comes under custom modifications
reptile___: @Molladia Fun fact: the original advertisements pirated the font they used in those ads
omdorastrix: I work in tech - my company ran on an IBM Power system - I was surprised to learn that the machine they shipped had processors and RAM on board that we couldn't use due to licencing. (They WOULD work as failover, but the big feature was pay more, get more instantly without having to get more hardware)
wedge_x: Tesla ditching LiDAR makes me incredibly angry
NotCainNorAbel: Considering what I have seen people do with mods to their cars I think insurance is not going to worry about the heated seats unless you burn it down.
Eklinaar: The next time I buy a car I will make sure it is not capable of connecting to the internet in any way whatsoever
SnackPak_: @omdorastrix sounds like big blue
Driosenth: Any vehicle over 20 with original airbags is a rolling disaster waiting to happen.
BrowneePointz: so Ian I played a bunch of Next Fest Demos and there were 3 quite good Rhythm Games that showed up: Ratatan, an action game by the Patapon folks, Unbeatable, a cheeky side scrolling rhythm adventure game, and Fresh Tracks, a Viking ski rhythm game that was Sayonara Wild Hearts-y
RelwinEJ: @Eklinaar This is the correct take. It can have computers, just not a live connection.
LadyAiluros: Has anyone else see nthe video of the guy testing Tesla Self Driving and it Wile E Coyote's through the fake wall?
rucdoc: the noly mod I have done to my car is add a dash cam, which lowered my insurence by 8 dollars a 6 month period
Thefluffiestguineapig: @LadyAiluros No but I have seen the one where it drives through three red lights in a row and it's terrifying
Sarah_Serinde:
NotCainNorAbel:
LordZarano: !rhythm
TheNerdWonder: I never got to play Patapon, but I threw money at Ratatan sooo fast
SnackPak_:
Cori
ArdCollider: cori! ennnnh!!!
DeM0nFiRe:
Shadowsoflife:
omdorastrix: I remember thinking: "That's dumb and is like 90% a money-grab" - You got the FLOPS and IOPS you paid for, and it would failover but yeah.
TheAinMAP:
Hello
VorlonScout: Hi Cori!
IslandersCaper:
BrowneePointz: oh snap I didn’t know there was a doc
SquareDotCube: dunno if you saw it but I do suggest Kaizen - A Factory Tale for specifically you, Ian
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh Cori! We had an idea for CDHC
wedge_x: an cori
Viewers_Like_You: Greeting, Cori
RockPusher:
DrakoniteDev: no, not kill, SIGINT </nerdjoke>
TheAinMAP: x
Juliamon: The best penalty skip
Thefluffiestguineapig: This is so good
Anubis169: Ratatan screws with my ears... They changed how the sounds per button press happen. The audio samples last longer than one beat so starting another one cuts off the first. It's jarring.
mercano82: Turning off the AI really should be Ctrl+V
Aquarionics: Ctrl-C to perform a non-copy, non-cancel operation makes my brain sad.
wedge_x: we've ruined so many transmissions, Cori
wedge_x: so many
NotCainNorAbel: driften
RockPusher: saved
Viewers_Like_You: Shockingly smooth, frankly
Juliamon: We didn't ruin some of them, they just spontaneously became dead
Anubis169: ^
omdorastrix: CTRL+C as a shortcut for anything other than copy is messing with me
Thefluffiestguineapig: Wasn't our worst today
mercano82: Ian's in the pocket of Big Transmission
Thefluffiestguineapig: Car isn't totally ferklempt
Thefluffiestguineapig: *furklempt
Xafty: Johnny Ridden?
LordZarano: ガント
Spades_Slicc: You got Time Quangled
wedge_x: we ruined the reality transmission
Xafty: ohj i have
Xafty: i was making sure thats who you meant
reptile___: stair car
Xafty: ian, i blame you for my vast gundam knowledge
VorlonScout: oh hey, Xafty, how's your evening?
omdorastrix: I'm a 10,000
Molladia: thats us
Xafty: just got off work @VorlonScout how about you
Pywodwagon: the 100 sickos is my favorite space marine chapter
SnackPak_:
Thefluffiestguineapig: IAN NO
Simonark: Aren’t most Gundams vast? That’s the extent of my knowledge.
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Thefluffiestguineapig: !holes
LRRbot: Do you ever just think about holes?
VorlonScout: @Xafty Just chilling, dual-screening this and hockey
badpandabear: !adult
LRRbot: I need a different adult!
Strebenherz: Ian's cave, for Coris only
ArdCollider: some are burritos
omdorastrix: What's the difference between a cave and a cavern?
Spades_Slicc: As an observer of Mech stuff but not a purveyor, does anyone feel like explaining where "mech operator takes drugs in order to pilot" comes from?
Thefluffiestguineapig: IAN STAHP
Simonark: Crevasse?
iris_of_ether: Ian continuing to dig this cave
Shadowsoflife: cave of me?
BrowneePointz: the word to open Ian’s cave instead of being “Mellon” is obviously “Mechllon” in the SindarIAN dialect
loufghyslaufey: I recalled cavities to myself, recently
Cptasparagus: I've been playing a ton of G Generation Eternal, the new phone game, and it has a lot of the characters. My favorite I didn't know about is "Chuck Keith"
Strebenherz: FAIR
omdorastrix: And now I'm thinking of PLay-Dough's Cave
Thefluffiestguineapig: @iris_of_ether I wish he would dig up
adept_nekomancer: Always use your cave responsibly.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @omdorastrix Man why did that get me
Sarah_Serinde:
But your initial reference was to Moria
iris_of_ether: I loved Shazam
DiscordianTokkan: Sinbad's Mancave
SquareDotCube: that was shaw
Viewers_Like_You: Minor note: You claim every pit is a hole, but I don't apply deodorant to my arm-holes
SnackPak_: the standup comedian
SquareDotCube: shaq
DiscordianTokkan: Old
omdorastrix: @Thefluffiestguineapig and now I can imagine what Play-Dough's Cave smells like
Strebenherz: @Cori I realized it might be a bit too cursed as I was typing it, but your reaction face was gold
Simonark: Are you confusing Sinbad and Aladdin?
Sarah_Serinde:
Shadowsoflife:
DiscordianTokkan: Speak "Hole" and Enter
SquareDotCube: and Ali Baba was the lead thief
SnackPak_: so is it friend or open sez-a-me?
DrakoniteDev: open says-a-me
Thefluffiestguineapig: @omdorastrix Flour and sadness, obviously for the allegory to work
adept_nekomancer: For efficient delivery times, Cori.
Sarah_Serinde:
Cori
HoloTheWiseWolf_:
RelwinEJ: could be a dom game too
Anubis169: The 9th Voyage of iHorner
HoloTheWiseWolf_: hey cori hey ian
Strebenherz: Cori, is Ian always like this, or is it the on stage ian
Molladia: Is there a recorded "Ian talks about gquuuuuux"
BrowneePointz: Aladdin is when you want to write a story about china but you’re French and Racist so now he’s Arabic
DiscordianTokkan: The Sub-Goalcean
Shadowsoflife: @RelwinEJ Is that on top of the sub game?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Cori you should pull the mic closer so we can hear your commentary better
Strebenherz: PFT
Sarah_Serinde:
RockPusher:
SnackPak_: that checks out
RockPusher:
Thefluffiestguineapig: Sounds correct
omdorastrix: Gotta jiggle the switch sometimes?
Anubis169: Sometimes he's asleep
wedge_x: he's gotta sleep sometime
LordZarano: ガント
HoloTheWiseWolf_: mostly always kinda like this
Strebenherz: Also i don't mean that to mean stop, don't ever change please ian. Also, ian please
Thefluffiestguineapig: !gant
LRRbot: KARBY
RelwinEJ: This is making me yearn for the days of Gran Turismo 3 endurance races before they enabled the auto lap feature
omdorastrix: Magic -/- More Magic
ghyllnox:
Viewers_Like_You: This is on-stage Ian, but he's often on-stage off-stage
adept_nekomancer: You keep your power switch in your arm hole?
omdorastrix: It was a "Measure of a Man"
ghyllnox: Once Ian gets like this, he's like this for a while
epsilon_vee: they had a whole episode about that?
omdorastrix: s fault
RockPusher: Wee Willy Riker
Lord_Hosk: Fun fact. Sinbad played Neil degras tyson in the Scott Bacula movie "nessesary roughness"
BrowneePointz: ah yes three men and a Riker. a Menage-a-khan
omdorastrix: The transporter clone was Kyle?
Shadowsoflife: That was Tomas
DeM0nFiRe: SPeaking of which, how is everyone enjoying their Noonian Switch 2?
Simonark: It’s not from Measure of a Man though, isn’t it established in Datalore?
Anubis169:
omdorastrix: The existence is established - and I believe it changes position.
badpandabear: Yes, I think Lore turns Data off
Simonark: Doesn’t Lore turn Data off at one point?
SnackPak_: I think measure of a man is the second time
omdorastrix: Space mom
loufghyslaufey: Oh, wuh? Did I watch that?
Anubis169: Data was very secretive about his immobiliser switch
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Anubis169 My Next Gen communicator tattoo is screaming, I didn't know it could do that
HoloTheWiseWolf_: ian i am to deep in cad for this kinda talk
reptile___: Data gets turned off in "The Measure of a Man" and gets turned on in "The Naked Now"
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Anubis169 I would be too TBH
Lord_Hosk: Dr Crusher killed her husband to cover up her affair with Picard.
badpandabear: I thought Riker just read it from Data's schematics, but I may be misremembering
Thefluffiestguineapig: @reptile___ With so many scarves
RockPusher: Measure of Man Riker asks the computer for all Data's schematics and is disgusted that he has found a good argument line
Simonark: Measure of a Man had Pulaski, so Riker couldn’t have talked to Crusher about it then, it’s from the other episode, QED?
HoloTheWiseWolf_: that tank be hauling ass
badpandabear: @Lord_Hosk Can't tell if this is a joke or a revelation for Picard S3
KadmosTech: @reptile___ I'm fairly certain Data gets turned on in First Contact
RockPusher: he has that aha! moment and then catches himself
omdorastrix: @Lord_Hosk Theory: Picard had PTSD as he wasn't 100& sure his ordering Crusher to death wasn't motivated by his feelings for Bev
Anubis169: KadmosTech: for... was it 0.68 seconds?
Lord_Hosk: Wesley is in fact Picards Kid. thats why he gets such special treatment
KadmosTech:
@Anubis169 
HoloTheWiseWolf_: there doing there best
Anubis169: putt putt putt putt putt putt
badpandabear: Nice of them to put their hazard lights on
DrakoniteDev: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 12:10:21.
reptile___:
@Anubis169 no, Putt Putt is Adam's stream
ghyllnox: "Unfortunately you're doing worse than the to-scale jackfruit Honey"
Anubis169: running a prediction, will the car die in the next 10 minutes?
hackingducks: @Lord_Hosk doesn't work with the movie where Picard gets so depressed about his brother dying on earth. (I forget which movie is which, though.)
margieargie: !updog
LRRbot:
The stream has been live for 3d, 13:16:09.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @reptile___ I would watch Ian play Pajama Sam TBH
margieargie: Oh I'm so glad that command is still there
RockPusher: The fridge has cola if you have coin!
Strebenherz: empty your fluids, recycle your caves
Thefluffiestguineapig: @margieargie If Updog goes away something has gone terribly wrong
Molladia: Oh are you guys in the office instead of driving at home?
HoloTheWiseWolf_: can you just put ginger in 7up and have ginger ale
Sarah_Serinde: Yes
Sarah_Serinde: Ian normally does LRRmans from the LRR office
ghyllnox: 8-hour Coke arc
Lord_Hosk: He can be upset about his brother and Nephew dying, even if he has a illegitimate child.
RelwinEJ: Mint ginger ale is the goat
Viewers_Like_You: Masking tape and sharpie?
Sarah_Serinde:
Anubis169: mint ginger hmm...
ghyllnox: So a virgin mule?
hackingducks: @Lord_Hosk his upset is specifically that the Picard family tree has concluded, and that he never had a kid of his own. Like, he almost says those exact words...
Strebenherz: i missed the start of the story, did cori counterfeit soda?
SnackPak_: then you get a "dead dove don't eat" situation
Anubis169:
yeah it's about that time.... somebody needs a break
hackingducks: @HoloTheWiseWolf_ I think that's Ale81.
Strebenherz: Cori just slowly backing away from Ian on that tangent, good timing
iris_of_ether:
HoloTheWiseWolf_: @hackingducks its also probably called a mistake
Shadowsoflife:
look at that h
Molladia: Warp 10 Engage
reptile___: @Strebenherz the moonbase apparently has a ginger ale box full of 7up cans
DiscordianTokkan: Axonotl
ghyllnox: You can't have a lot of living things without someone having a little sex
Strebenherz: @reptile___ criminal
HoloTheWiseWolf_: windscreen cracks as god intended
Strebenherz: how cracked can the windshield get
loufghyslaufey: @hackingducks Is he? I heard he started off not liking kids, and has kept precedent of that to his character... at the time?
Strebenherz: ian modded his crack?
saiarcot895: top-quality crack
margieargie: !gant
LRRbot: TRUCK!
LordZarano: GANT
RockPusher: other crack suppliers are available
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: hobby grade crack?
Strebenherz: GANT GANT
SnackPak_: NOS crack
baltimore_667083: hi Cori!
hackingducks: @loufghyslaufey he softens a lot to kids after wesley and picard day. keep in mind this is a movie plot, after TNG concluded.
vinewood_og: Artisinal Bespoke Crack
Driosenth: Winter crack is a horizontal crack 1/4 from the bottom of the screen, directly in-line with the defroster
SnackPak_: in a vacuum
Anubis169: It's specced out to be perfect, it cannot tip
Viewers_Like_You: wheeeee
HoloTheWiseWolf_: Ian i wana see you polish an onigiri to a fine gloss sheen
omdorastrix: A spherical Sushi on a frictionless plane in a vaccuum?
RockPusher: where does this density lie on the Ian<--->Capybara scale?
iris_of_ether: D:
azninsect: D:
baltimore_667083: which makes it legend dairy
Shadowsoflife: but why?
Driosenth: instant curdle from the carbonate
Molladia: Is Cori going to make Pilk?
gualdhar: Coffeecola sounds so bad
HoloTheWiseWolf_: no
Shadowsoflife: also why?
Driosenth: Ian is the summon
iris_of_ether: It tends to end poorly
Spades_Slicc: Ian, you ARE the summon
Strebenherz: 100%
RelwinEJ: @gualdhar Coke has definitely made this already
loufghyslaufey: Wuh? Hm. That one Assassin from the first Fate Route(s)
Anubis169: I don't know if I'd be happy being a summon
iris_of_ether: So Rider, then
Strebenherz: you summon ian and he drives the mini through your enemies
omdorastrix: Truk Kun?
loufghyslaufey: Oh, Ian is just the "Decadent Man?"
SquareDotCube: just iskeai into another universe
Thefluffiestguineapig: YES
DaxStrife: I've just got "In the Air Tonight" going through my head.
loufghyslaufey: The Decadent Man being a technical Rider, while we be talking bout LRRMans?
Shadowsoflife: Not medusa?
Anubis169: I really wanted a 1982 Trans-Am for years and years... then I found out I just wanted KITT, then I found out the specs of the actual '82 Trans-Am oh boy it SUCKS for fuel
Strebenherz: Sabine, right. couldn't think of the name. you summon ian and you hear the blaze of an engine, and the mad honking of ian's horn as he chases your enemies yakety sax style
Strebenherz: CRIME BOOP
Earthenone: i think that was Utena?
loufghyslaufey: Also, The "Decadent Man" as a JoJo stand?
Lord_Hosk: oh boy
Anubis169: much prefered treasure island to treasure planet
SquareDotCube: Planet Bob
Anubis169: works better with seafaring pirates
LordZarano: GANT
Driosenth: only yourself
badpandabear: I wonder if there's an electric conversion for an 82 Trans Am...]
Thefluffiestguineapig: Pirate's jellical name???
iris_of_ether:
RockPusher: The Crimson Permanent Assurance?
Lord_Hosk: Cori trying not to bite her lip off listening to Ian
hackingducks: @badpandabear there's a fortune to be made for classic car electric conversions
badpandabear: You can't just *ask* a pirate their jellicle name!
TheNerdWonder: Great Rumpus Cat
Driosenth: Wanted: Craig, eight lugs (don't inquire) Johnson
RelwinEJ: Laser backgrounds in all photos
HoloTheWiseWolf_: getting some good akward silences today
Viewers_Like_You: I want my mugshot to have the blue cloud background
Anubis169: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe refresh your drink, take your meds, or go to the toilet if you need to. Don't forget to wash your hands!
Anubis169: everybody, stretch
hackingducks: I want my mug shot to include the giant pencil
Anubis169: 1, Neck
Anubis169: 2, Feet
Anubis169: 3, Torso
Anubis169: 4, Arms and legs
Anubis169: 1234 1234 1234 1234
Thefluffiestguineapig: Anubis being a task master today
badpandabear: Instructions unclear: I am now playing twister with my cat
Thefluffiestguineapig: (Don't worry, I am also stretching)
Sarah_Serinde: Heart. Lungs. Liver. Nerves.
Thefluffiestguineapig:
@badpandabear Same
Juliamon: Head. Shoulders. Knees. Toes. Knees. Toes.
KenKopin: Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes.
KenKopin: Jinx
Anubis169 ties Julia and Ken together
Anubis169: tug-o-war go!
Molladia: The Teeth, the lips, the tip of the tongue. The Teeth, the lips, the tip of the tongue.
KenKopin: Against a Mod? I forfit.
adept_nekomancer: I don't want to stretch my teeth though.
RockPusher: vrrrrroooooom
Lord_Hosk: Vrrrm vrrrm
badpandabear: @Molladia for a moment I read that as "the lip of the tongue" and I was afraid
azninsect: nyooooom
Sarah_Serinde: Okay chat who wants to see early DB craft progress?
Spades_Slicc: The car, it speaks
Viewers_Like_You: Hello!
SnackPak_:
Earthenone: !greetings
LRRbot: Greetings, you Festering Goblins!
RockPusher: 'ello!
Anubis169: Cori~~
Strebenherz: hi cori! are you taking us to such sights to see?
TheAinMAP:
Molladia: @badpandabear It's for practicing your vocal pronunciation, and working your mouth.
Molladia: @azninsect Yes ME
RockPusher: Sarah_Serinde progress! progress!
iris_of_ether: Big chillin', maybe make some cookies shortly
Molladia: What are you cross stiching this year?
CookieMom: Blow! It! Out!
Sarah_Serinde: SO ready
Anubis169 hands around popcorn
Lord_Hosk: yall ready for this...
Sarah_Serinde:
@Molladia It's always a secret until there's enough done for people to guess it
adept_nekomancer: The engine is hardier this year. The transmissions are made of glass.
Juliamon: I mean, you gotta test the penalty cheat
Anubis169: LOL
TheAinMAP:
DeM0nFiRe:
Viewers_Like_You:
Perhaps "in control" was a slight exaggeration
Anubis169:
adept_nekomancer:
It still goes!
RockPusher: Sarah_Serinde ooer, leafy
Anubis169:
Sarah_Serinde: Many leaf, such grean
loufghyslaufey: That's good; or is that bad?
DeM0nFiRe: I mean Ian went through the effort of downloading a cracked windshield texture, we may as well use it
Molladia: @Sarah_Serinde Yeah I can't discern anything from that yet
loufghyslaufey: Oh woof
Sarah_Serinde: It's 4am, you should see some day eventually
mercano82: It's 4:10 AM. Any idea when sunrise is in France?
Strebenherz: just testing the wall, doing due dilligence
Sarah_Serinde: @Molladia I would be surprised and impressed if anyone does
loufghyslaufey: It looks like one of those Crash Bandicoot levels in the 3rd game
adept_nekomancer: The clock on the car says 0410, so sunrise probably in about 90 minutes?
Anubis169: 5:46am mercano82
mercano82: Sunrise is at 5:59 today, per Google
Bobtheninjagoldfish: happy LRRmans, LRRSm'ns.
LordZarano: ガント
BrowneePointz: So Cori did you try out any Next Fest Demos?
loufghyslaufey: Or any of them where you needed a timed firefly visual aid
Sarah_Serinde:
adept_nekomancer: The angle of the wheel doesn't much like it when the car crashes.
MMoritz: is ian having a wee nap?
mercano82: RIP transmission
Anubis169: wheeeeeeeee
Jillexie: Yay robot!
TheAinMAP:
Strebenherz: the robot gonna get punished for cori crimes
adept_nekomancer: The robot is a teleport master.
RockPusher: Sarah_Serinde I have an initial guess, we'll see how it goes I guess. My answer is very Heather coded
Earthenone: how dare we damage the transmission, in pride month no less
Anubis169: Cori do you drive manual normally?
Sarah_Serinde: @RockPusher Interesting!
Viewers_Like_You: Is the robot currently in control of showing damage?
Strebenherz: PFFFFFT
Strebenherz: A+
RandomTrivia: Ooooof
RandomTrivia:
Sarah_Serinde: 100% Cori
HoloTheWiseWolf_: did cori just go from 0 to broken engin in under 60s
adept_nekomancer: The forbidden shortcut
badpandabear: We're we're over 1 transmissions / minute now
Strebenherz:
never happened
Anubis169: lol
Strebenherz: quick cori, gotta get your trans per minute under 60 seconds
RockPusher: HoloTheWiseWolf_ look, Cori is just helping Nissan out with quality control
omdorastrix: I havent driven a manual in 10 years and this... Reminds me of the first time
mercano82: The gravel embeded in the racing tires give extra traction.
Sarah_Serinde:
DeM0nFiRe:
adept_nekomancer: The car is trying to find its way home to the subocean
Strebenherz: can't be last place if you take out every other driver
Anubis169: 5th!
Strebenherz: take them to the sea with you!
badpandabear: I agree, coming onto land was a mistake by our amphibian ancestors
RubikDarkwill:
5th
margieargie: @adept_nekomancer Almost made it earlier today...
HoloTheWiseWolf_: tactical gravel breaking
Sarah_Serinde: Well now I can
Anubis169:
Sarah_Serinde: Sounds like an improvement
Anubis169:
BrowneePointz: No. cuz then you have to deal with the horrors that live there
iris_of_ether: Everyone agreed to not talk about that Voyager episode
SnackPak_: living the dream
CustardIsMassive:
RubikDarkwill: @badpandabear In the beginning the universe was created. This made a lot of people angry and is widely regarded as a bad idea
Sarah_Serinde: @BrowneePointz But you could *be* a horror that lives there
HoloTheWiseWolf_:
Spades_Slicc: Cori, do you dream of being Mola Mola?
BrowneePointz: She specifically was talking about Cetaceans which are NOT horrors
BrowneePointz: the other things that live there ARE horrors
margieargie: @BrowneePointz I don't know, baleen kinda throws me off sometimes...
HoloTheWiseWolf_: @BrowneePointz they can be tiny horrors
thedevil_risen1: Haii Cori!
BrowneePointz: And Dolphins, while being a Cetacean and NOT horrors, are DEFINITELY ASSHOLES
omdorastrix: @iris_of_ether You're gonna have to be more specific, there's like 3 Voyager episodes we don't talk about
BrowneePointz: Threshold
BrowneePointz: it was a Treshold joke Omdo
Lord_Hosk: I checked the rulebook, and there is no rule that says you have to drive, you can just let the robot drive and hang out till sunrise
iris_of_ether: It was a Threshold joke
HoloTheWiseWolf_: slight under steer
Sarah_Serinde:
Anubis169: what do you drive IRL?
margieargie: !gant
LRRbot: Time for a new transmission!
omdorastrix:
Ah - yes. Lizards..
LordZarano: GANT
BrowneePointz: Little bit heavy on the gas: sounds like post-Taco Bell
Spades_Slicc: You're doing great sweaty
margieargie: @LRRbot Not yet LRRbot, but soon perhaps...
Thefluffiestguineapig: Knees weak?
Anubis169: lights? what lights?
adept_nekomancer: Headlights may be a tiny bit smashed
omdorastrix: There. Are. No. Lights.
Spades_Slicc: So no head(lights)?
HoloTheWiseWolf_: posible lack of headlights
SnackPak_: follow that tank!
CustardIsMassive:
margieargie: I wonder if the hazard lights work, maybe they'll give you a bit of light
badpandabear: Follow that prank tank!
BrowneePointz: Headlight Beer Pong sounds like a Euphemism
shushu2539: you handle the straight parts of the road very well
HoloTheWiseWolf_: i put the fault on the racce track orginisers for not fitting more overhead lighting
Spades_Slicc: Use the Force, sense the track
thedevil_risen1: Oh that poor car sounds so unhappy
QuixoticScrivener: I got that reference
adept_nekomancer: Lap successful!
thedevil_risen1: 😆
Strebenherz: gant gant!
thedevil_risen1: Hehehe
Sarah_Serinde: Good work Cori
Sarah_Serinde:
HoloTheWiseWolf_: ian comes back and is like cori wheres the car?
jessicaengle: Hi Cori
Sarah_Serinde: I bet
BrowneePointz: God that sounds like hell
BrowneePointz: shin
omdorastrix: Thigh?
e_bloc: leg
BrowneePointz: tibialis anterior
Thefluffiestguineapig: Bones aren't muscles
thedevil_risen1: Calf?
Lord_Hosk: You are doing so well this lap... you have improved so much
thebuzzstreams: @BrowneePointz Gesundheit
Xafty: ominous
jessicaengle:
HoloTheWiseWolf_: clams
gualdhar: wait aren't the Tibooleans that android race in Star Wars?
HoloTheWiseWolf_: yes you didnt know
Getter404: The Bonus Gear
HoloTheWiseWolf_: almost all modern cars have a 6th
adept_nekomancer: The forbidden secret gear
Juliamon: The secret gear
Viewers_Like_You: The devil's gear
BrowneePointz: no tibooleans are things you put into your search queries
HoloTheWiseWolf_: some cars go even higher
thebuzzstreams: wait until you go even further and turn the gear to 11
margieargie: @adept_nekomancer "There is a sixth gear but it is forbidden!" "Seek not the sixth gear!"
Spades_Slicc: This car can reach a higher gear than Luffy
Lord_Hosk: LOL
HoloTheWiseWolf_: AHAHAHAH
Sarah_Serinde:
TheAinMAP: Wheee!
adept_nekomancer: That was a good spin
CustardIsMassive:
HoloTheWiseWolf_: cori was not ready for 6th
iris_of_ether: !clip
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omdorastrix: Force Feedback
KnifeRollinaBakery: Tuning in just to see what will be on the highlights
Lord_Hosk: lol
thebuzzstreams: safely
RockPusher: very safely
Fruan: So safe
SnackPak_: that went better
margieargie:
omdorastrix: Clutch?
thebuzzstreams: hit the gas?
HoloTheWiseWolf_: rip
KnifeRollinaBakery: Because no motor.
jessicaengle:
adept_nekomancer: Engine may have exploded a bit?
Lord_Hosk: You left the engine back there
KnifeRollinaBakery: Or engine
TomatoKigu: o7
iris_of_ether: I can't stop laughing
Strebenherz: what's our engine count now, three?
Sarah_Serinde:
badpandabear: o7 engine
SnackPak_: 3rd times the charm
gualdhar: I think I still see the engine on the track
omdorastrix: Drop (that engine) like it's (barely warmed up)
vinewood_og: o7
Fruan: Cori is a paragon of safety
iris_of_ether: You've blown more engines than my brother in law, congrats
HoloTheWiseWolf_: what broke 1st the crank shaft or the con rods or the trans
adept_nekomancer: There's still plenty of time to experience the forbidden sixth gear.
Strebenherz: you got this!
margieargie:
@HoloTheWiseWolf_ I broke down laughing, so I'm gonna go with "the trans"
SnackPak_:
DeM0nFiRe:
MrGibberish: It ain't a LRRmans without losing an an engine or three
TheAinMAP:
Strebenherz: and cori cackling
thedevil_risen1: Woooo
Strebenherz: you almost beat the stairs with the sand cheat!
adept_nekomancer: Casually blasting through the curve at 250 kph
Strebenherz: sand's just a shortcut
Strebenherz: PFFFFFT
Lord_Hosk: I've seen arrested development, I remember laughing a few times, I don't remember it blowing me away
Strebenherz: oh god they buckled
adept_nekomancer: boop!
RandomTrivia: *DONK*
omdorastrix: lights out
Sarah_Serinde:
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh I'm laughing so hard
margieargie: Forget engines, what's our headlight count?
KnifeRollinaBakery: Does anyone else hear fire?
TehAmelie: i always thought you ought to be able to have gradient gears. imagine like a long cone-shaped cogwheel. . .
Simonark: You're going to get some of those?
Earthenone: did you just rear end the blueth family car?
thebuzzstreams: we still hae an engine, it's all good
HoloTheWiseWolf_: i think its time we find that hole in reality and sink into it
Strebenherz: Wait Cori, if you do that to EVERY car, you'll be in first!
DeM0nFiRe: Good to see the headdarks are working
omdorastrix: TemagGOOOOO
KnifeRollinaBakery: No headlights but the engine is gucci
thedevil_risen1: @tehamelie that's what cvt is. Kinda
HoloTheWiseWolf_: good to know those bollards are just decorative
RubikDarkwill:
TomatoKigu: "Ever seen sushi racing? Look at that tama go"
KnifeRollinaBakery: (made of leather and Italian.)
TheAinMAP:
RandomTrivia:
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hasn't that happened to Cori in previous LRRMans?
KnifeRollinaBakery: Tires sound....tired.
Earthenone: @TomatoKigu good yoke
HoloTheWiseWolf_: i think we broke our steering rack
kdefinition: but the wall makes us feel safe
HoloTheWiseWolf_: or tie rods
margieargie: @KnifeRollinaBakery I'm surprised they're still attached\
TomatoKigu: @Earthenone Thank you, thank you, I spent a whole brain cell on it
Lord_Hosk: Walls are there for your protection
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TomatoKigu Oh you got the brain cell for the whole chat!
HoloTheWiseWolf_: something steering related is gone
KnifeRollinaBakery: Verstappen give us strength
omdorastrix: Where's the gears?
TomatoKigu: @Thefluffiestguineapig Temporary loan, don't worry, it's been returned to the brain cell pool.
thedevil_risen1: New remix incoming
CustardIsMassive:
Strebenherz: are the stairs dead now?
margieargie:
Darn it, I can't use the Gant command if you don't make it to the Gant sign!
ghyllnox: We're dead now
HoloTheWiseWolf_: i mean cori you could have just bent the controllarms and the sub frame at that speed
TehAmelie: i mostly blame the cars for being made of destructible matter
adept_nekomancer: If we run every other car off the road, then we'll be in first!
Strebenherz: okay that's good
Driosenth:
SnackPak_: impressed for sure
Lord_Hosk: Challenge accepted
KnifeRollinaBakery: Murder is a crime
Molladia: Depends if it means you're in first place or not.
ghyllnox: Has Ian ever put his car and the cars that other LRRsmns drive, plus a bus and a bike in LRRmans?
e_bloc: not during pride month
TheAinMAP: I don't see any waters.
NotCainNorAbel:
HoloTheWiseWolf_: it would be fun for a lrrmans where chat could drop in and out of cars in multyplayer. if only we could be trusted
aerohydra: cori, youre on a road in france, not international waters
Lord_Hosk: $5 donation for every car taken out of the race before Ian gets back
margieargie: Hmmm.. is Vancouver Island far enough off the coast of BC to be in international waters? Might work... <_<
TomatoKigu: idk does FIA have any explicit rules against murders in the WEC?
BrowneePointz: France is on a road in ME
Molladia: Has Cori seen the armored vehicle yet?
TehAmelie: the road was made by cars who are dead
Fruan: I carry a bottle of internation waters with me everywhere I go so noone can arrest me for a crime.
TheAinMAP: Hi Carby. Bye Carby.
KnifeRollinaBakery: We didn't lrrmans of French roads. French roads lrrmans'd on us
TomatoKigu: Hey you took that corner pretty cleanly, nice
thebuzzstreams: This road has temporarily been placed under the control and care of British Columbia
Molladia: Ok, you've seen the tank.
Viewers_Like_You: Cori isn't murdering, she's traveling
margieargie: !gant
LRRbot: Consider reducing FFB gain.
DeM0nFiRe: Ian is gonna be so mad when he finds out the tank has been perceived
Molladia: If you can somehow force the tank off the road, I'll be VERY impressed
LordZarano: GANT
Fruan: GANT
KnifeRollinaBakery: The driver is a little concussed, but who isnt?!
Strebenherz: GANT GANT
HoloTheWiseWolf_: sure
Spades_Slicc: Unless your next lap is better
Fruan: Not so much driving the car as managing the car, but it counts!
TomatoKigu: Using the AI driver like chat GPT on a research paper, good strat.
margieargie: Sure did it, yep
HoloTheWiseWolf_: flawless
SnackPak_: textbook
RandomTrivia:
RandomTrivia: Mmmm
SnackPak_: o7
HoloTheWiseWolf_: textbook cori handoff
RandomTrivia:
Scratch up another one
Fruan: The car needs to stretch too
HoloTheWiseWolf_: when you need a transmission broken we got you covered
omdorastrix: your signal's on
gualdhar: our AI overlords have abandoned us
Spades_Slicc: Chat GPT said no more car
CustardIsMassive:
Pit as in the manoeuvre? 
Earthenone: maybe the ai heard ians comments
Lord_Hosk: The AI is mad at you for stealing its best lap
adept_nekomancer: Robot, how could you do this to us?
LordZarano: Change into 1st?
TheAinMAP:
Viewers_Like_You: AI on strike
corpocracy: You must crash HARDER
ghyllnox: o7
TomatoKigu:
The AI driver didn't survive the crash. 
Molladia: press the acelerator?
Xavorin: Oh, there went the stair truck. It's fine.
margieargie: You WILL be getting that penalty this time I guess
adept_nekomancer: There's also a "back to the pits" option I think?
vinewood_og: We live here now
HoloTheWiseWolf_: its alive
HoloTheWiseWolf_: oh that car has issues
margieargie: AI driver says "no"
LoneGoat: car frew up
Lord_Hosk: AI gave up
TheNerdWonder: it can't see where it's going, so it's scared to move
Molladia: that wheel isn't straight
SquareDotCube: welp. No "easy mode" for you Cori
Fruan: The only winning move is not to drive
Molladia: can you find out of bounds?
HoloTheWiseWolf_: our steering componets are spagettie
LoneGoat: good as new
Earthenone: no, we were watching the roe not the road!
shushu2539: when the AI stops responding nothing bad can happen, right HAL?
margieargie: "Misled by the sushi" is my new band's name
corpocracy: The instant spawn at the pit is very Groundhog Day
ContingentCat: How goes the Gant Gant y'all?
omdorastrix: 3rd seems to work well
Xavorin: @margieargie And your hit single, "I Did It All For The Salmon"
HoloTheWiseWolf_: how many respans are we at now
HoloTheWiseWolf_: respawns
Molladia: @HoloTheWiseWolf_ SOO many
margieargie: @ContingentCat We're definitely still on the original engine and transmission, it's fine, nothing is wrong here
adept_nekomancer: I like to imagine we get airlifted back to the pits MarioKart style.
Earthenone: yeah the old maggis simpson
TehAmelie: the subocean is beneath all things, but is it international water?
Xavorin: Lakitu earning his paycheck today.
HoloTheWiseWolf_: just turn the wheel and your good
badpandabear: I guess the sub-ocean *is* international waters
TomatoKigu:
Could fool me. 
Viewers_Like_You: Good turn, Cori!
margieargie: I think the subocean would be infranational water, its own exciting new category
HoloTheWiseWolf_: i do live these respawn speed runs
HoloTheWiseWolf_: thats almost a new record
margieargie: Getting a lot of practice on the AI reset, good idea
Molladia: @HoloTheWiseWolf_ Practice runs
Driosenth: fewer
adept_nekomancer: Sure it's efficient, but it denies us the joy of 5400 seconds of penalty.
Earthenone:
usualy lrr streams have a co pilot, one to play the game and one to entertain chat, you are just the entertainer this stream
ContingentCat: But we like Cori
TheNerdWonder: The car knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the car from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, arriving at a position where it wasn't. Consequently, the position where it is is now the position that it wasn't, and the position that it was is now the position that it isn't.
Earthenone: !holes
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Viewers_Like_You: That chicane was very smoothly done, good job Cori
62MGcobra: !point
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SnackPak_:
Molladia: Thankyou
margieargie: Success!
SnackPak_: we're free!!!
Earthenone: kill fields?!
ContingentCat: Huh
adept_nekomancer: It would deny us freedom!
TehAmelie: the pit won't let us escape!
badpandabear: How dare!
PhorrestGaze: The pit knows how to get you back from "The Pit"
aerohydra: ai only knows road
TheNerdWonder: oh no, they've learned from past Lrrmans
margieargie: "Don't forget, you're here forever"
ContingentCat: Not even death frees you here
Spades_Slicc: Death, like freedom, is an illusion
corpocracy: Yup, you're in a Groundhog Day alright
margieargie: There is no withdrawal from the Circuit de la Sarthe
TheNerdWonder: We've got you, Cori
Spades_Slicc: The ai carried you where?
ContingentCat: Follow the road in your heart
RubikDarkwill: Hey, we've made it this far with our headlights!
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TehAmelie: our headlights are streets ahead?
DarkMorford: Hi Cori, hey chat!
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KnifeRollinaBakery: And Jesus said..."sand people always ride single file to hide their numbers"
TehAmelie: like Mute City, yeah
MrQBear: Assetto Corsa brings you: Desert Bus!
Fruan: Ringworld, except it's a racetrack
badpandabear: So if it were desert bus
SnackPak_: that's drag racing
pimiento: this part of the track used to be a big straight line, before they put these chicanes in
adept_nekomancer: @ContingentCat Don't go where the path leads. Abandon the path and go where you want it to lead.
Viewers_Like_You: Hello, this is wall
chianeko: Turn on the headlights
badpandabear: Don't you hate invisible walls in video games
RubikDarkwill: I think that's the furthest the headlight have made it so far
Snowcookies: are we allowed like car lights to see what the road looks like (in irl racing that is)
margieargie: Eh, headlights are a weakness, just adapt your eyes to the darkness, easy
baltimore_667083: exactly
HoloTheWiseWolf_: turn off the transmission with exessive force
Snowcookies: headlights are a ploy by Big Light to make it easier for them to see you
DarkMorford:
@chianeko This is when we would turn on the lights... IF WE HAD THEM!
Wizzo1138: Seems to be pulling to the right just a bit
chianeko: Needs more headlight fluid
DarkMorford: Dangit, I knew I forgot to buy something
SnackPak_: that wheel sure is turned a lot for driving strait
margieargie: !gant
LRRbot: GANT GANT
LordZarano: ＧＡＮＴ
Sarah_Serinde: No that sounds like normal Ian
Sarah_Serinde:
So still blame him
HoloTheWiseWolf_: so incosiderate
DarkMorford: It's Ian. Uncontrollable is pretty on brand.
Snowcookies: Ian would pick it as a "challenge"
TehAmelie: smooth 360
Lord_Hosk: `You would have thought he would have put headlights on it
DarkMorford: Oh no, he put tanks in this year?
r10pez10: cars only display headlights when they wish to attract prey
chianeko: Tamago!
Despoiler98: chat are these other players or NPCs?
badpandabear: Only one tank
LordZarano: Did Ian provide instructions on how to request pit repairs?
Viewers_Like_You: Out of curiosity, how does one control what the pits do and do not fix?
badpandabear: They are NPCs
Snowcookies: NPCs
chianeko: How bad are the wait times?
Despoiler98:
adept_nekomancer: No headlights, no problems
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Snowcookies: yes
kimmiekoneko: oh no
Molladia: No your suspension is broken
TheNerdWonder: try pointing it at the exit.
Strebenherz: the ai got a concussion i think
margieargie: I'm not sure the AI has any idea what to do at all right now
AugmentingPath: The AI isn't struggling, it's actually very comfortable to do that with your hand
adept_nekomancer: The robot is horrified by the state of the car
Molladia: I believe you have a loose wheel
Viewers_Like_You: Do you need to turn on "fix car" in the pit settings for the AI to go pit?
HoloTheWiseWolf_: now i want a donut cori
Strebenherz: had to step away, how many transmissions and/or cars are we up to?
adept_nekomancer: @Strebenherz We just completed a whole lap!
RubikDarkwill: Didn't Ian prove that it's a DQ for going the wrong way in the pit lane? The wrong way being sideways
Astrovore: start pressing buttons, you'll get it eventually
Strebenherz:
@adept_nekomancer
TheWanderingNomad: @RubikDarkwill ...I'd question how he went *sideways* into the pit lane but then again this is Ian...
margieargie: @RubikDarkwill I thought I remember that being Beej, but my memory isn't anything to go by
HoloTheWiseWolf_: oh what fun could we get up to in the console console though
Viewers_Like_You: Hooray!
SnackPak_:
TheAinMAP:
DeM0nFiRe:
HoloTheWiseWolf_: so we could murder everyone and then add them back is what your saying
Molladia: make it daylight?
margieargie: Wonder if you could spawn a dozen Zetas...
pimiento: delightfully devillish
adept_nekomancer: @margieargie oops all busses
wedge_x: Pudge controls the weather
chianeko: Can you use console commands to date the tank or the tamago?
gualdhar: 1945
Astrovore: I've heard you can count the rings
AFamiliarCalledEl: I hope the tamago isn't from 1945
margieargie: @gualdhar That's some old tamago, should probably throw it out
gualdhar: it's really easy to date the tank, just look at it and compare to profile images online
gualdhar: if the tank's profile doesn't match the online image, you know it's a tankfish
chianeko:
adept_nekomancer: I think tank dating sim is a different game than this one.
LordZarano: GANT
gualdhar: I hear bumble has some really crazy fishtanks
badpandabear: I was thinking a tankfish is a fish that disguises itself as a tank for camoflauge
Astrovore: seamless transition
DarkMorford: @adept_nekomancer I would not be surprised if a) there is one, and b) Ian's already played it.
chianeko: Can we ride the ferris wheel?
TheNerdWonder: that was the AI's fault for not expecting you to take over there
kimmiekoneko: think it was left alt + something on the numpad
margieargie: Ah, hazard lights, the great equalizer
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baltimore_667083: hello raiders!
TehAmelie: we get the very last spot because we're special
RubikDarkwill: While we have a minute, do you have any plans with Kathleen tonight?
Alchemistmerlin: I can't believe I forgot it was LRRMans weekend
RubikDarkwill: ok, I guess it will just be a BNF raid
Strebenherz:
warning signals to other drivers
Viewers_Like_You: I think alt+downarrow may be what you want
gualdhar: oh no change it back change it back
gualdhar: you're destroying my illusion of racing!
LordZarano: Alt+Enter for fullscreen?
badpandabear: phew
aquinas_0: is there a wiper fluid button?
Strebenherz: it won't
Strebenherz: at least i don't think it will, it hasn't before when ian ai'd for a break
Strebenherz: that IS a possible option to turning off a car's turn signal
PsychoI3oy: left alt + numpad 0
PsychoI3oy: to turn off the hazards
SquareDotCube: So I think there's something unintentionally bound on the wheel that's turning the hazards on
adept_nekomancer: The hazards are our way of warding off the other cars. Defensive coloration.
Strebenherz: be the hazard and see if you can tip over the stairs again?
Strebenherz: Hi alex!
TehAmelie: i had a fun realization when i plugged in this keyboard for the first time: the num lock light was on
TehAmelie: hay Alex
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hai Alex!!
Diabore: uh cori
kimmiekoneko: are we escaping
Strebenherz: SUB OCEAN
gualdhar: SUB OCEAN!
adept_nekomancer: Another bid for freedom!
RockPusher: Hi Alex
TehAmelie: we could say the immediate visit to the subocean was the Alex effect, but it's happened before
Strebenherz: by sending the car to the shadow realm
ButButTheJesus: hi again folks hi alex
shushu2539: hitting the wall to turn off the lights
HoloTheWiseWolf_: hope you brought some spare transmissions alex
TheAinMAP:
Hello 
Viewers_Like_You: I suppose you could always check the keybinds in the settings menu
RockPusher: Don't worry, we have a bottomless supply of transmissions
HoloTheWiseWolf_: ok chat can alex break cori's reacord
TheNerdWonder: that's most of the fun!
ButButTheJesus: when in doubt, go slower
ghyllnox: LRRmans - Alex Learns Stick
wedge_x: sorry, transmissions
baltimore_667083: hi Alex!
ButButTheJesus: where's that falling pipes dot mp3
HoloTheWiseWolf_:
lets see how well this goes 
RockPusher: !alex
adept_nekomancer: Alex has all that experience from the Pacific Drive playthrough; he'll do great.
TheDailyMapleSyrup: flip
SnackPak_:
ButButTheJesus: huzzah!
RainyMint:
HoloTheWiseWolf_: its good
Creature_Comforts: The dunlop chop lives on
ButButTheJesus: there's a map line to follow
ArdCollider: alex!
RockPusher: It's Fast Food!
ButButTheJesus: sushi go fast!
baltimore_667083: exactly @rockpusher
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: thats a fast sushi
adept_nekomancer: Oh boy... now Alex get to experience all the interesting race vehicles
Shadowsoflife: look at the tama go
HoloTheWiseWolf_: i feel like this car has a lot of understeer
TheNerdWonder: there's a jackfruit around here somewhere
RockPusher: Is the tank still circulating?
Anubis169: they're broken
Anubis169: haaaaaai Alex btw
adept_nekomancer: The headlights are the only thing on this car more delicate than the suspension
badpandabear: Looks like it's slowly getting lighter
ghyllnox: Didn't Ian do that one year, for one lap
Viewers_Like_You: I think they were just newfangled
HoloTheWiseWolf_: some advice alex dont fully depress the accelerator give yourself some room to move if you need some speed to correct corse
Fruan: grumpy old men don't like new thing
RockPusher:
Alex learning stick in hard mode - at night with no headlights
TheNerdWonder: we don't use that
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: early wire transmissions were less responsive
shushu2539: cori knows all the walls well
Driosenth: When flappy paddles started to become common on road cars was about the peak of Top Gear, and the paddles were very slow to respond back then.
ButButTheJesus: to me, pushing pedal and lever feels more visceral, tapping paddle less fun
RockPusher:
When we rub against the walls sometimes we win a new car!
ghyllnox:
"Oh right I have a brake"
NorthstarTex: I enjoy stick, but I will not say no to paddle shifters
Anubis169: You can bend your front axel on this and be stuck doing doughnuts from a bent wheel
SnackPak_: funny how it always works out that way
Molladia: If the Dash clock is correct, sunrise is in 30 minutees
RainyMint:
TheAinMAP: Ow.
Driosenth: was that a flip?
Anubis169: ctrl+c
Thefluffiestguineapig: It was a flip
HoloTheWiseWolf_: if you still have a transmission your doing fine
adept_nekomancer: We should be getting into predawn twilight in the next 10 minutes or so
badpandabear: Just a little flip for funsies
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: seemed like it
Thefluffiestguineapig: I think we are upside down?
ghyllnox: Well hey, if the headlights are out you can hardly see the broken windshield
Thefluffiestguineapig: I saw sparks indicating we were at some point on the roof
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: i love the motorcycle puttering by
Anubis169: no way...
adept_nekomancer: It lives!
Thefluffiestguineapig: WE LIVE
ghyllnox: Aww I thought rolling meant free car
Anubis169: You've bent a wheel
Anubis169: might have to go back to the pits manually
Molladia: @Anubis169 Thats just camber
Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm pretty sure Alex you managed to flip the car over and right it
badpandabear: The AI thinks it can still go and so won't auto teleport to the pit.
Anubis169: nope it's still mobile
Anubis169:
Snowcookies: what's ffb gain?
Anubis169: that's a K2
RockPusher: Bibendum always has a smile on his face
Thefluffiestguineapig: Correct
ButButTheJesus: TANK
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: the tank!
RainyMint: Yep that sure is a tank
badpandabear: Force feedback gain
HoloTheWiseWolf_: steering is now spagettie
Molladia: @Snowcookies Force Feedback
goombalax: I think your car is broke
RainyMint: Weeeeee
iris_of_ether: It's the Prank Tank!
Anubis169: LoadingReadyRun: You have a bent front wheel
Driosenth: ctrl+C again?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Car is fucked
PhorrestGaze: do we, like, fully lack tie rods?
Anubis169: camber is off
adept_nekomancer: Are our wheels sideways?
Anubis169:
one is at least
RockPusher: anyone remember what camera change key is?
HoloTheWiseWolf_: atleast we have our hazards on
shushu2539: you landed on a carousel
badpandabear: F1 should change driving views
PhorrestGaze: Ian needs a way to switch off simulated damage for guests
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Driosenth: Suggestion: Purposely kill the engine by over-reving , then give control back to AI.
HoloTheWiseWolf_: oh do we have a locked break
TheNerdWonder: the skid mark coming out of the center of the car is a nice touch
Anubis169: Ian has realistic damage turned on
HoloTheWiseWolf_: we have locked up the right wheel
Anubis169: best bet, damage it enough the AI freaks out
adept_nekomancer: These sound like happy car noises
HoloTheWiseWolf_: its going to constantly pull hard to right
ButButTheJesus: its FINE
Genie_M: Good morning
Thefluffiestguineapig:
badpandabear: It's just like Desert Bus
RockPusher: 2 left into 3 right don't cut
Thefluffiestguineapig: Can't see shit Captain!
ButButTheJesus: go froward
RainyMint:
Genie_M: It should be much lighter
Anubis169:
Molladia: Looks it's the sub ocean
ButButTheJesus: IT WONT DIE
adept_nekomancer: We've achieved maximum hazard!
TheNerdWonder: worst case, we're right next to the subocean
Diabore: sooooo now what?
Thefluffiestguineapig: With Alex here we just need to go home
BusTed: Samir, you're breaking the car!
Viewers_Like_You: Alt + Down Arrow is default hazard off keybind, apparently
HoloTheWiseWolf_: the hazards can go faster if you break one of the hazard lights
Strebenherz: cori has activated silent engine mode
Anubis169: wheeeeeeeee
Anubis169: and we have headlights again!
adept_nekomancer: Sweet front-facing light sources!
Thefluffiestguineapig: We finally broke it enough for it to accept that teleportation was necessary!
HoloTheWiseWolf_: i bleave they have built in cooling systems
Anubis169: You drive an automatic Alex?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Anubis169 I don't believe he drives
Anubis169: i can never keep track
HoloTheWiseWolf_: its fair honestly
BrowneePointz: yea you're an analog guy
BrowneePointz: i was a lil surprised
HoloTheWiseWolf_: manual cars are almost non-existant in everyday life
Anubis169: oh dayum
RockPusher: Get Serge to teach you how to drive trucks!
Strebenherz: noice find
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kimmiekoneko: sushi is OP
ButButTheJesus: double sushi
Thefluffiestguineapig: @kimmiekoneko As is true in real life too
adept_nekomancer: Excellent shortcut
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: hell yeah brother
Anubis169: might need to degunk that thing
RockPusher: Speaking of Serge - good restore job on that garageallenium coffee make Alex!
RockPusher: *maker
HoloTheWiseWolf_: i love the crank on the old kodiaks for changing film
Anubis169: typewriter?
Anubis169: which model?
Strebenherz: ooh nice
badpandabear: Is it an electric typewriter or analog
Anubis169: ohh those are nice
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: yeah selectrix are nice
Thefluffiestguineapig: Those are apparently choice
Anubis169: We used to have a Brother Golfball typewriter, but I still have my dad's portable Underwood
RockPusher: good old electromechanical gizmos
HoloTheWiseWolf_: how is life down at the makerspace alex. doing more lathe work?
Anubis169: my holy grail is to get a Dvorak typewriter
Driosenth: IBM Selectric? KLACK KLACK KLACK
Anubis169: they're like hen's teeth
Thefluffiestguineapig: Tom Hanks will give anyone he makes friends with a type writer so he can buy a new one to restore it
ButButTheJesus: cuuute
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: the driver is named "Micheal Bluth" too lol
DarkMorford: I've been wanting to get a small hobby lathe (like a 10x22 or so), but I don't have any space for one right now.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ian is nothing if not committed to the bit
badpandabear: My parents had an old underwood typewriter, but I think they got rid of it
PhorrestGaze: one of the sushi
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LordZarano: ＧＡＮＴ
HoloTheWiseWolf_: @DarkMorford same
Driosenth: GANT
RainyMint: GANT
mtvcdm: I'm sorry, has this lap lasted over 26 minutes?
ghyllnox: Wait until you see the smallest one
Anubis169: They're workhorses
Thefluffiestguineapig: !gant
LRRbot: GANT GANT
PhorrestGaze: @mtvcdm we broke car
RockPusher: !gant
LRRbot: GANT GANT
Shadowsoflife: GANT
Earthenone: is richard prior the prequel to initial d?
GhostValv: GANT GANT
mtvcdm: Swedish clothing company
VorlonScout: You May (Gant) Gant
ContingentCat: !gant
Anubis169: My dad wrote his Masters on the underwood we have in the 60s, and it's still going strong
HoloTheWiseWolf_: gant lives on in our hearts
DarkMorford: I did recently get a desktop CNC mill, but the only place I had room for it is in my garage, so it's not very convenient to run stuff on it.
Strebenherz: gant gant
Driosenth: Too much tradition with the ads
ContingentCat: It's tradition
mtvcdm: Gant is a cherished tradition
badpandabear: gant gant was Project Cars, Assetto Corso has the more accuate single gant
Creature_Comforts: The dunlop chop is when you drive in the dirt instead of around the curve
kimmiekoneko: joyrides used to be a thing
mtvcdm: Yeah, they wanted people to go drive to the restaurant
RockPusher: Bibendum wants a nice place to have a drink
Anubis169: it's a K2
Anubis169: the Abrams wouldn't move when rendered
badpandabear: K2 is a south korean tank
HoloTheWiseWolf_: how about this alex. the Vtuber company phase conect is 1st and formost a coffee producer
Driosenth: K2, not an Abrams, Abrams didn't work for some reason.
PsychoI3oy: get out your Janes' id book
Nigouki:
no Type 10 tank?
mtvcdm: In before Cori speeds into the pit and gets DQ'ed
RockPusher: Are the Hiluxes still going?
iris_of_ether: Car need big sleebies
DarkMorford: We really need to do a full custom car mod for this game one of these years.
Anubis169: there's a Kei truck
Anubis169: that's Kirby
badpandabear: Carby!
HoloTheWiseWolf_: its made of kirby same thing
mtvcdm: Okay so we missed pit road
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: Carby, if you wil
Earthenone: a Carby, if you will
GhostValv: Carby
RockPusher: Doesn't anyone have the imgur list handy?
SnackPak_: we have so much lore
ButButTheJesus: when mouthful mode goes Too Far
eid010n: it’s a kei Carby
RockPusher: *Does
BusTed: Kirby and the Forgotten Land?
Anubis169: we have Sushi, all 4 Desert Busses, a Tank, the stairmaster
Anubis169: the busses exited pretty early
Creature_Comforts: Wasn't it all five desert buses because Omega?
kimmiekoneko: two desert busses crashed in the first lap
DeM0nFiRe: @Anubis169 5 busses, because there's omega too right?
DarkMorford: I wish we could have gotten the forklift to work that one year.
Anubis169: ahh haven't seen omega yet
adept_nekomancer: There's also a motorcycle and possibly a fruit vehicle of some sort.
Creature_Comforts: I think Omega died immediately
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ok, I need to go to bed my time, see you all in the morning!
Driosenth: Forklift couldn't make it up the first hill
ContingentCat: Because we're in France
Earthenone: after 50 yards lighting would strike and the forlift would vanish
Anubis169: We have 3 sushi cars, Tamagonigiri, Burgernigiri and Salmonnigiri
Anubis169: and they all have perfect stats
HoloTheWiseWolf_: we have the taxi fromm yakuza's taxi racing in here somewhere dont we
BrowneePointz: There's some stylish ones he might like
SnackPak_: adventure!
RockPusher:
Sarah_Serinde haha, thank you, I found it in my history just as you posted it
Sarah_Serinde:
DeM0nFiRe:
Anubis169: !break
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RockPusher: Sarah_Serinde I entirely forgot I had slept since the start and thus my browser didn't still have it open
Anubis169:
and on that note, I gotta dip
Anubis169:
much love and hugs chat, keep being awesome!
Anubis169:
RockPusher: later Anubis169
DarkMorford: Honestly, the biggest issue with doing a totally custom LRR vehicle from the ground up has been finding someone to model and design it.
ButButTheJesus:
@Anubis169
RockPusher:
Still don't know why that Mitsubishi is "Illegal"
CaptainSpam: Tax fraud.
DarkMorford: GLURP!
badpandabear: I know what I'm watching on monday!
matthaus_c: monday's glurp
TheAinMAP:
RockPusher: everybody takes out the phone
ContingentCat: Glurp!
e_bloc: gluuuuur
DarkMorford: LMAO
BusTed: heeeey
e_bloc: glurp is always a good time
ArdCollider: I was gonna say pubg more glurp, but that's just original flavor PUBG
Zyme86: ou est omlette du fromage?
RockPusher: There's a Citroen van
HorusFive: Teri Fox or Terry Faux?
RockPusher: and the Vandura
RockPusher: and a DHL Ford Transit
Zyme86: Britannia Mine Museum?
Gekyouryuu: oh, bus me, I forgot it was LRRmans day and twitch never said anything when it went live
Driosenth: I was just at the Punk Rock Museum. Awesome, would recommend.
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: i think Fat Mike runs the Punk Rock museum
RockPusher: Was it Paul who did some work on an exhibit for the Atomic Testing Museum?
goombalax: I wonder what the greatest museum to have an anxiety attack is
Zyme86: I saw that Brittania museum last time I drove up to Whistler
Driosenth: @elgenericosfavoriteorphan correct
Zyme86: I was interested
GhostValv: can confirm it is bad (the MC thing)
CaptainSpam: New podcast idea: Museums, ranked by how good they are for anxiety attacks.
Gekyouryuu: @goombalax is there a therapy museum?
CaptainSpam: Oh, no, the Mutter is likely not.
Driosenth: What about the exposure therapy exhibit?
gualdhar: yeah there's lots of bones with extra bits
iris_of_ether: D: D: D:
RockPusher: A not-so-popular museum seems good - quiet, maybe somewhere to sit down
QuixoticScrivener: give me a good train museum
Driosenth: Doll museum in Mitchell SD
RockPusher: weird that
CaptainSpam: I know of some pinball museums which would likely be pretty bad, what with all the noise of pinball going on.
Zyme86: Bletchley park is dont miss
matthaus_c: industrial shmengggg
iris_of_ether: US Natural History in DC, just a lot of gems and dino bones and stuff. Might be okay
TheAinMAP:
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: oh yeah pinball would be bad for an anxiety attack
LordZarano: ＧＡＮＴ
RainyMint: GANT
Cptasparagus: @CaptainSpam oh I read "paintball" and I was like who the f has multiple paintball museums
Zyme86: but magnets, how do they work?
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solarsheeptoken: that why u dont collector boosters
Cptasparagus: Did you see there is a coin pusher roguelike now Cori?
Driosenth: Pillow Museum, in Ohio. Best place for an attack
ArdCollider: I keep stumbling into AliExpress stores of Naomi carts that were clearly in the most nicotine-fouled corners of pachinko parlors.
CaptainSpam: Oh man, coin pushers. Those are DIABOLICAL. In that they're ACTUALLY perfectly fair, but you still ain't gonna win.
DigitalSeahorse: Hi, Alex and Cori!
DigitalSeahorse: one time
DigitalSeahorse: xD
matthaus_c:
I love gambling but my only outlet is really Magic. the abysmal Ancestral Recalls I've seen will forever keep me from spending money at casinos
solarsheeptoken: thats why go again
drrek0: I also placed a single bet the time I went to vegas out of a feeling of obligation
iris_of_ether: I prefer some degree of 'Head Empty Just Vibes' with many of my games
Zyme86: Craps may be too many odd managmetn for you then.
HoloTheWiseWolf_: i like controlled randomisation
DigitalSeahorse:
quacks?
DigitalSeahorse: woo lightning
HoloTheWiseWolf_: yes
BrowneePointz: yes
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: you can time the soundbox to do it right??
drrek0: Yes, the horn can stop it
HoloTheWiseWolf_: the sound box thingy
TheNerdWonder: you can dodge with appropriate powerups and timing
Earthenone: you can mushroom parry too
DigitalSeahorse:
blue shell?
Strebenherz: @alex "rain is for paying customers only"
BrowneePointz: they brought perfect frame mushroom boosting it back
mercano82: You can dodge it if you use a mushrroom at the last second
ButButTheJesus:
100 right I wanted to share a fun car fact: the manufacturer TVR made the Cerbera Speed 12 as a track racing car, and when there's a problem like low oil they programmed the lcd behind the steering wheel to say "Pit You BASTARD"
Xafty: yeah, i have mushroom boosted out of blue shell a fe times
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DigitalSeahorse: "We need another Johnny?
BraveOthello: I come back and it's dark. Help me chat I'm scared
DigitalSeahorse: "
Zyme86: welp I'm out I have to wake up at 4 night
Rourke9: my mind first went to Johnny from house of leaves. that would have been a wild choice by Ian
RockPusher: Tama-GO!
kimmiekoneko: egg in first, let's go
BrowneePointz: yea for Cori in the new one you can brake as it approaches to transfer it to the 2nd place, 3 frame mushroom boost is back, and the horn of course destroys it
HoloTheWiseWolf_: have tried and yes
BrowneePointz: also the new Mario Kart world has speedrunning strats that would blow Alex's mind
matthaus_c: the furtive horn... so easily forgotten
HoloTheWiseWolf_: i have the flavor nailed but the cooking is dificuly without the apropriate pan
GhostValv: happy pride
e_bloc: happy pride
TheNerdWonder: anyone else excited about the Spaceballs 2 announcement?
Gekyouryuu: oh, since I'm about to watch the raw versions of tonight's new episodes, I'm curious: have you been keeping up with Gavv/watching Gozyuger, Cori?
Gekyouryuu: @TheNerdWonder yes
RockPusher: Alex - Have you ever thought about doing a new Tonkotsu-Watch stream now that something like that is more permissable?
BraveOthello: A noticable lack of headlights, is that ... Right?
DigitalSeahorse: I tried duck egg recently, it's even more rubbery even if you cook it right according to chicken eggs
matthaus_c: a pit stop for the Ian
badpandabear:
DigitalSeahorse: "buttery"
DigitalSeahorse: uh
Morrigan9: Big sleep wants you to think that
Gekyouryuu: Sleep is for "creating" the weak
e_bloc: sleep is actually great
RockPusher: Sleep is for the sleepy
Xafty: sleep is for the weak, and brother, i am a casual
Despoiler98: HYDRATE
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: water is good!
ButButTheJesus: sleep is for the humans
kimmiekoneko: sleep is for renovating your mind palace
RainyMint: HYDRATE
RockPusher:
BraveOthello: Hydrate. Or else
matthaus_c: are you in the pocket of Big Sleep
DigitalSeahorse: coffee is deminishing returns
GhostValv:
sleep is nice
Chesul: Sleep and Hydration are not optional activities.
DigitalSeahorse: and stomach troubles
LordZarano: ＧＡＮＴ
badpandabear: Having had kidney stones...yes please drink water
matthaus_c: also not drinking water tho
realbadatthis_: I love seeing lightning in the game while I'm in a thunderstorm. The immersion is perfect.
Gekyouryuu: Sleep is for the week. Saturday and Sunday are for destroying your circadian rhythm
HorusFive: But Alex- why would I drink water when I could buy another product that promises to make my drinking "Better"
DarkMorford: Hydrate, shower, sleep, all that good stuff.
eDRoaCH: I had a kidney stone. DONT get kidney stones
DigitalSeahorse: I've got one of those right now!
DigitalSeahorse: no thanks
TheNerdWonder: kidney stones are NOT fun. Expecially when they're diet based. I can no longer have some of my favorite drinks
DigitalSeahorse: low sodium from now on
ContingentCat: But they're so good
eDRoaCH: i like the defcon motto: 3 hours of sleep, 2 hot meals, 1 shower
ButButTheJesus:
"I know I'm not supposed to have them that's why I MISS THEM" 
DigitalSeahorse: and more dairy calcium to bind it away
ButButTheJesus: push my ass! harder!
e_bloc: I'm lucky, I've eaten like absolute garbage for most of my life, but my genes do not seem to let me get diabeties
mercano82: Carry me to victory against the forces of the DPRK!
BraveOthello: Cori is currently cutting off a TANK. this is a perfectly sound plan
Despoiler98: mmmmm Bulgogi
DarkMorford: Okay, hear me out. Desert Tank for Hope.
iris_of_ether: My dad has poorly controlled type 2. You don't want to have uncontrolled diabetes :X
RockPusher: You don't want to be hanging around if someone is shooting at you
DigitalSeahorse: anyone can get diabetes of different types,
mercano82: The M1 will run off of diesel, it just chugs it.
Despoiler98: yeah M1 Abrams are not build for......concealment
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh I smell smoke again
BraveOthello: That one only has a top speed of 43MPH/70KPH
DigitalSeahorse: (wildfire possibly)
Nigouki: hearing is banned in the armed forces anyway
ContingentCat: Their the ghost crew
Diabore: the abrams has a reported top speed of 45mph/75kph
DigitalSeahorse: 2D mans?
shushu2539: holographic pit guys
DigitalSeahorse: I pitty them
mercano82: They did add an APU to the Abrams so it can have electricity and hydraulics while stationary without running the main turbine
DarkMorford: Speaking of self care, I'm gonna go grab a shower. Be back in a few.
Diabore: 72kph
BraveOthello: My dad lost most of his hearing on one side between the guns and planes
HorusFive: They deliver
BrowneePointz: I mean Diabetes is complex and genetic. I'm B i g with a capital B and not even pre-diabetic. so not necessarily weight related
iris_of_ether: My grandpa flew a bomber in WWII. He had basically no hearing
realbadatthis_: better than the starving bomb dogs
mercano82: Should be golden hour soon.
Nigouki: isn't the military exempt from OHSA and related safety regs?
DigitalSeahorse: it is more connected to what is eaten and drunk
goombalax: also a surprising number of things have sugar free options
HoloTheWiseWolf_: the bubbles feel nice to
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: seltzer over soda is a huge improvement
TheAinMAP:
MrQBear: All I want is the fizzy. The fizzy makes my weird gremlin brain calm down, so seltzer water is fine!
DigitalSeahorse: unless your pancreas just decides to eat itself for some strange reason
AFamiliarCalledEl: Yeahhh, soft drinks are basically supersaturated sugar water
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Chesul: Yeah, that was one of my main reasons for swapping to a home carbonation setup.
DigitalSeahorse: I'm eating more broccoli for prevention
BraveOthello: Add a little butter and lemon
HoloTheWiseWolf_: brocolie stems in stews and currys is quite good
Athelgar: i mostly drink water and tea, the occasional soda i have is just so uncomfortably sweet
ArdCollider: team T2D here too. arguing my docs into a CGM because I'm too ADHD to stick my fingers reliably.
DigitalSeahorse: eep
Cptasparagus: next TTSF: fixing Alex's microwave
Driosenth: Magnitometer
DigitalSeahorse: the real bad thing is if it stays on when you open the door
mercano82: Magnotron?
e_bloc: I had the door pop open while I was microwaving something and it didn't stop
matthaus_c: I'm told the first time someone administered a soft drink to me as a child I choked and /staunchly/ refused to touch the stuff after
Strebenherz: elephant's foot for lunch
matthaus_c: accidental service ig
Driosenth: 40kV?
Despoiler98: do NOT Mess with a microwave magetron
BraveOthello: Also the voltages are insane
Despoiler98: magnetron
DigitalSeahorse: don't mess with orphan sources
DigitalSeahorse: don't orphan the sources
ButButTheJesus: spicy air
mercano82: Don't anger the magic pixies
iris_of_ether: OH NO
Nigouki: oh yeah no eff that
Driosenth: NO NO NO
ButButTheJesus: a wut
mercano82: Hey, the sky isn't black anymore
TheNerdWonder: the lightning in glass figures
iris_of_ether: no no no no no no
Nigouki: so many of them die
DigitalSeahorse:
SnackPak_: please no
Strebenherz: what
Chesul: yeah, those are stupidly dangerous.
Cptasparagus: My friends dad died doing that please done
Cptasparagus: dont*
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: those amazon kits you can get are so dangerous
DigitalSeahorse: oh those look neat but yeah ouchy
DigitalSeahorse: I value my hands too much
BrowneePointz: Beryllium Oxide Alex
matthaus_c: spoken like a man who doesn't want to go on the record
TheWanderingNomad: The minimum legal amount\
DigitalSeahorse: and my life
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: hell year uranium glass
ButButTheJesus: is it depleted?
TheMerricat: For those wondering, the material Alex was referring to in magnetrons is berilyum oxide. It's extremely toxic if you inhale it.
wedge_x: you see people do it to tabletops and then fill it with epoxy
realbadatthis_: "It will kill you and it will hurt the whole time it is happening"
BraveOthello: Do not. Fuck. With beryllium
Despoiler98: *chew on uranium glass* HuH? why is not food?
Driosenth: Berylliosis is damn scary
itmightbemikey: Just keep it in a glass cabinet, the glass will block the vast vast majority of the radiation it gives off (which is not much to begin with)
wedge_x: we've got a bit of Trinitite on the wall
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh, don't step on it and let the dusty shards enter your blood stream either
matthaus_c: the incredible power of the atom
BrowneePointz: That's spanish for
BrowneePointz: The Alamos
ArdCollider: my grandparents used to let us just *play with* a radium clock.
ButButTheJesus: got antimatter?
Strebenherz: what is cp one?
Despoiler98: HOW?
DigitalSeahorse: CP1?
ContingentCat: Damn
HoloTheWiseWolf_: how are they just selling that
SnackPak_: ah
wedge_x: nice
RockPusher: I mean, they did have a lot of graphite
Despoiler98: They built that under the university my Mom graduated from
DigitalSeahorse: neato
DigitalSeahorse: !
Chesul: That sounds right for MIT.
itmightbemikey: Do you have a Demon Core. Would you open a Demon Core.
realbadatthis_: Shit Cut The Rope Axeman
Despoiler98: @itmightbemikey no, the demon core was destroyed, because it was the DEMON CORE
mercano82: Sunrise thunder storm. This'll be interesting.
BrowneePointz: Oh Michael Bluth
wedge_x: technically it was closing the demon core that was bad
TheNerdWonder: it was used to make some bombs, iirc
DigitalSeahorse: "Don't pile all your experiments together!"
phoenixletmeuseadashd: well, maybe they made it happy when it exploded
BraveOthello: @ButButTheJesus Anyone can have some with the right isotopes. If you count small number of positrons. Which I do
terribleplan: Kyle Hill made a video recently that made it sound like they very likely _didn't_ melt it down and just kept using it
Despoiler98: Some guy in Russia did the same thing at the Sarov lab in 1997, same death from same experiment 50 years later
badpandabear: @terribleplan That video was weird....
Despoiler98: no one learns
eDRoaCH: did you see the recent kyle hill video about the russian version of the demon core
matthaus_c: he's Pelly the Pellet's main antagonist
HorusFive: Can't break safety regulations if you're inventing the techniques faster than they make them
iris_of_ether: East Washington
badpandabear: Demon core is a reminder that smart people can be really dumb
DigitalSeahorse: a rubber spatula might have been less slippery
Despoiler98: Hanford is one of the original Manhattan project sites
Lord_Hosk: The fact that we are still alive after these people basicly YOLOed their way into Nuclear bombs and power plants is what makes Nuclear history facinating.
DigitalSeahorse:
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: as you do
phoenixletmeuseadashd: there's one in Colorodo which hjas the Infinity Room. So much radiation you couldn't measure it
Driosenth: ALex, was the Demon Core meant for the third Japan bomb, or for the Charlie Shot that was called off after the disastrous Baker Shot?
DigitalSeahorse: Plutonium is not from Pluto.
Nigouki: it's an actual evil spirit
elgenericosfavoriteorphan:
@ButButTheJesus 
BraveOthello: Now I'm wondering the chemistry for cleaning up plutonium given that it corrodes very easily
Despoiler98: @Driosenth it was meant for the third bomb after Fat Man and Little Boy
DigitalSeahorse: tasting pennies? too late
HoloTheWiseWolf_: it can also be an increadibly slow burn
shushu2539: I'll pass on the danger from experiments, still need to deal with lead piping and asbestos ceiling
e_bloc: I don't want that at all
mercano82: Oh, that was a good lightening strike.
Sacrenos:
Good morning, I return from my slumber! I see the driving going well
DigitalSeahorse: radithor?
RockPusher: Drop and Run!
Strebenherz: wait what
DigitalSeahorse: oh right
Strebenherz: was there a radiation drink
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: radithor sounds like an mtg card
badpandabear: The stories about orphan sources being found by people who don't understand radiation are just heartbreaking
DigitalSeahorse: or RAD condoms
realbadatthis_: But that is the price to pay to get the meat ready for market... why is the water glowing?
BraveOthello: Radium drink?
DigitalSeahorse: radium fever!
LordZarano: The "fun" thing about microwave transformers is that even a GFCI wont save you. It's isolated by the transformer, so it'll happily put 1KW through you until there isn't a you to put 1KW through anymore
HoloTheWiseWolf_: and we mean EVERYTHING
RockPusher:
MrQBear: Mmm Radium Water!
Lord_Hosk: It makes me tingle when I drink it
RelwinEJ: Radithor is an Elden Ring dlc boss
farley_f: kind of reminds me of the radium girls, the ones that painted the watches and themselves to make them glow
ButButTheJesus: SCINENCE MAEK BETTAR
HoloTheWiseWolf_: get your radium condoms
TheNerdWonder: blankets
farley_f: @RelwinEJ is their weakness a control rod
BraveOthello: Never have kids again
mercano82: They keep working after you take them off!
Strebenherz: oh no
DigitalSeahorse: works too well condoms
adept_nekomancer: No kids now, and also no kids later!
Caffine1138: In fairness of the time, they had no idea what the consequences were. not saying they were smart, but the ignorance is understandable
HoloTheWiseWolf_: putting radium in everything is like AI currently
realbadatthis_: @farley_f I summon 20 mules
HoloTheWiseWolf_: we dont know why but we want it in
RockPusher: Jimmy Carter helping clean up Canadian research reactor accidents
shushu2539: kinda like AI
BraveOthello: Clean line
TheMerricat: When Frank Baum wrote one of the Oz books (of the WIzard of Oz fame) one of the 'magic' places he create in his world was a village where everyone lived in houses built of radium because "no one ever gets sick from the glow of radium!"
TheNerdWonder: those poor watch painters
Sacrenos: Why they didnt learn from quicksilver everything and arsenic everything...
Caffine1138: An AI prophylactic is just an automated pitch for Web3
adept_nekomancer: Oh no... I don't want to know how AI thinks condoms work
ContingentCat: I don't think AI condoms will be as effective
DigitalSeahorse: meanwhile the government of Soviet Russia still claiming it's fine
farley_f: isn’t everyone’s butt a USB port after all
PsychoI3oy: You obviously don't spend enough time on the big retail sites
ButButTheJesus: oww oof my bones
iris_of_ether: AI prophylactic is just a web-connected cock lock
wedge_x: an AI prophylactic has too many.... nevermind
Caffine1138: *shudder* WHY WOULD YOU PUT THAT IDEA INTO THE WORLD ALEX?!
realbadatthis_: 20 years into the future and my dick has malware
mercano82: First you need to get the combination of the safe...
RockPusher: All the greatest hits of reddit sex advice
adept_nekomancer: "It says we need steel plates at least 10 cm thick?!?"
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: @realbadatthis_ thats just cyberpunk 20XX
ButButTheJesus: oww oof my boner
Sacrenos: we have AI everything, the thing it is harming is our brains, in ways we do not yet understand but are starting to see the effects of. Who figured not using your brain makes your brain literally rot?
Driosenth: BUT THE SHAREHOLDERS DEMAND AI IN OUR PRODUCT
Driosenth: caps sorry
eDRoaCH: i can only eat Elon brand nutripaste
HoloTheWiseWolf_: 2 factor authentication to go to the toilet
BrowneePointz: i mean Dreamworks and Didney suing Midjourney
Mai_Andra: "Sure, I can do that. The best way to have Safe Sex is to buy a safe and not have sex."
Manae: My favorite weird nuclear bit is the need for low-background steel, in that new steel after nuclear testing began is mildly more radioactive (though that is more or less ended now thanks to the testing ban of the 60s)
DigitalSeahorse: I only rarely imagined that robot takeovers would be based from human intentionally making it happen
Earthenone: the old 2fa2p
Lord_Hosk: its already starting to combust thankfully
RelwinEJ: #2FA
farley_f: Alex take the wheel
MrQBear: Alex, teach us your secret driving technique
SnackPak_: you're real good at mind driving
mercano82: Alex, The Mind Driver
TheNerdWonder: The car knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't...
DigitalSeahorse: AL-X autopilot
BraveOthello: Dew it
Lord_Hosk: unfotunately, anything with that much capitalistic force behind it is going to take time to fully combust
RockPusher: Carrie meets Christine?
matthaus_c: I've decided to live the life of a RE character, so every time I need to use the washroom I need to find 3 keys and solve a puzzle about how to use them
Mai_Andra: </thumbsup>
BraveOthello: Alex I dare you to drive the car. What's the worst that could happen?
HoloTheWiseWolf_: manual isnt actualy that hard if you take it slow
realbadatthis_: @Manae how much of that is due to "solution to pollution is dilution" when recycling like BWR steel parts?
Strebenherz: oh no
Caffine1138: @Manae I love trying to explain to people the different levels of danger associated with Alpha, Beta, and Gama radiation and what will stop each
HorusFive: @matthaus_c Ah- you let Adam design you washroom
Driosenth: @Caffine1138 don't forget neutron radiation
BrowneePointz: Have you seen Thunderbolts Alex? They referenced the Hiroshima Shadows for a WILD VFX in it
itmightbemikey: driving cars is terrifying, so I do not do it at all, out of terrify.
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LordChrusher: Hey Alex and chat
iris_of_ether: @rockpusher I mean if I could mentally control a car it would make my commute better. (I am not named after the book lol)
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Caffine1138: Thats a good one Alex. I'm stealing it!
reptile___: I am literally a cryptographer, and the one thing the AI craze has been good for is taking away a lot of the hype from blockchain
BrowneePointz: It's a Marvel team of Morally Ambiguous Merc types
Lord_Hosk: Why is there only one Wendy's in town?
ButButTheJesus: @itmightbemikey I'd do the same if I could
Manae: @realbadatthis_ it basically meant anything radioactively sensitive had to be made with reclaimed steel
Mai_Andra:
The very first time I stopped at Taco Bell after getting a new car, I took a hard left turn and discovered the cup holder in the console wasn't that deep...
mercano82: Thunderbolts is the latest Marvel movie
RockPusher:
iris_of_ether
Driosenth: @reptile___ except it also has a huge computational demand
DigitalSeahorse: DORF
BrowneePointz: It was very good
Despoiler98: Thunderbolts was great
BrowneePointz: And has earnest and honest things to say about mental health
drrek0: Its one of the good movies they put out after endgame
Strebenherz: wendys mark their territory, and will defend it against other nearby wendys
loufghyslaufey:
*the NEW flippin' Avengers 
farley_f:
tch tch Cori drinking and driving
Lord_Hosk: The marvel movies aren't nessesarily GOOD, but they are fun
HoloTheWiseWolf_: they are fun but they have made the same fun far to many times
Mai_Andra: With mostly characters collected from existing Marvel movies, rather than a bunch of new (to movies) characters thrown together.
BraveOthello: In general fun, but most do not hold up to more than casual watch
HoloTheWiseWolf_: i love it
BrowneePointz: She's a Legacy character. Teenage Black MIT Student genius
pn55: Yea, just a couple of weeks away from Ironheart!
BrowneePointz: Riri Williams
RockPusher: People complaining about the Marvel movies all being samey but them moaning about stuff that tries to be different
loufghyslaufey: Staying tuned
Mai_Andra: I think Ironheart was in the second Black Panther movie
loufghyslaufey: Already? Huh.
DigitalSeahorse: I miss Stan Lee cameos
Despoiler98: She's Iron man without the heart transplant issues or crippling alcholism
realbadatthis_: @Manae could you make coatings of like hafnium or something?
itmightbemikey: I just wish they kept Thanos' original in comic motivation for using the infinity gauntlet
Despoiler98: THE SEARCH FOR MORE MONEY
BrowneePointz: As in in the Comics Tony passes the torch to her in her inaugural run
HoloTheWiseWolf_: @RockPusher i mean i have just noped out of 99% of the hollywoo cinima cycel all together
e_bloc: even got Rick Moranis out of retirement
DigitalSeahorse: le gasp!
loufghyslaufey: Hm? Oh, That? Lucasfilm had it coming... Lately.
Driosenth: he looks good for 98
kimmiekoneko: mel brooks is going to be 100 when it comes out
DigitalSeahorse: it wasn't an April Fools joke?
itmightbemikey: @e_bloc Rick Moranis has been semi unretired for a while
Caffine1138: I didn't realize that Mel Brooks was 98!
DeM0nFiRe:
Caffine1138: he's doing real good!
BraveOthello: Wall
HorusFive: An Actor taking a break! How dare!
loufghyslaufey: Spaceballs gonna roast the last trilogy... So hard!
realbadatthis_: almost too old for lego
Genie_M: 99 in two weeks
DigitalSeahorse: laughter is the best medicine
BrowneePointz: Look there's a joke that there's two types of Jewish folks. You're either the Jewish person that has a host of health issues(like stomach stuff etc) or you live to be 140. And it seems like he's the latter
Caffine1138: And he's still super coherent!
BraveOthello: @HorusFive To take care of his kids after his wife died
HoloTheWiseWolf_: we get a small peak at the sky now. suns almost awake
loufghyslaufey: Never had the intent to fulfill a complete watch of Spaceballs
Caffine1138: I'm not even 40 and I have trouble stringing together sentences
Lord_Hosk: Mel Brooks... US Army WWII veteran. You know, the war that ended 80 years ago
BrowneePointz: Also Mel has matured and and stayed compassionate in his humor
farley_f: speaking of Mel brooks son - give us a proper world war Z movie that’s true to the book. who else wants to see the battle of Yonkers on the big screen
DigitalSeahorse: did the weather make the road lights go out?
RelwinEJ: All comedy has a time and place
eDRoaCH: so you're not interested in a Blazing Sadles 2
Driosenth: Mel Brooks is a WWII vet as a combat engineer in Europe!
Strebenherz: valid
HoloTheWiseWolf_: fair
BrowneePointz: Like, Mel has absolutely kept in his Mind's Eye that comedians work on the principle of Jester's Privilege
eDRoaCH: The Jerk is still my fav comedy movie
BraveOthello: @eDRoaCH Does it have something to say? Sure!
BrowneePointz: and has constantly kept working toward that
BrowneePointz: BERNADETTE!!!
eDRoaCH: this is the best pizza in a cup ive ever had
farley_f: maybe one for the fellow crabbies
BraveOthello: Her what?
Strebenherz: what
ContingentCat: But do you believe in life after love?
Mai_Andra: I liked Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, but it was despite Steve Martin. (To be fair, he was trying to be annoying in that one, for the character.)
BrowneePointz: Kurt Russell and Meryl Streep and CHer yea
eDRoaCH: @BraveOthello considering what it originally had to say, i think it would be quite applicable. im not quite sure spaceballs said as much
BrowneePointz: based on Karen Silkwood
ContingentCat: Huh sounds worth checking out on that lineup alone
Lord_Hosk: Alex is turning out to be the John Green of Nuclear history "Everything is Nuclear history" Did you know that tuberculosis was Nuclear?
BrowneePointz: the power plant was cutting corners
HadesLeprechaun: just popped in, are you uh...not *supposed* to have headlights in this?
LordZarano: GANT
RockPusher: mysterious exposure accidents
RockPusher: Like the weekend before
Aceviru: @HadesLeprechaun We ran out of light fluid
BraveOthello: @HadesLeprechaun Let's just say they were working at the start of the lap and leave it at yhat
iris_of_ether: China Syndrome == melting down through the earth to China, yeah?
RockPusher: China Syndrome is the inverse of Space Camp
AFamiliarCalledEl: @BraveOthello We have _entirely voluntarily_ entered stealth mode
Caffine1138: *sigh* so close
RockPusher: which is a reference Cori should understand
Nigouki: 80s people watch China Syndrome "we should try that". 90s people watch Heat "we should try that"
DigitalSeahorse: was there any movies about the clock face painting ladies?
HoloTheWiseWolf_: the turkish something machine
Aarek: that was the amazoon walk out store
HoloTheWiseWolf_: thats it
itmightbemikey: Things like that are always weird, like how The Lone Gunmen predicted 9/11
wedge_x: China Syndrome release like *two weeks* before Three Mile Island happened, too boot
DigitalSeahorse: either outsourced to India or Canada
BraveOthello: Well that was the Amazon product MechanicalTurk. They actually called it that
QuixoticScrivener: definitely not a cyberman
Caffine1138: Boston Dynamics?
realbadatthis_: Isn't TMI the one that the shift manager thought 100 psi + 200 psi would equal 300 psi for like instrument air and ended up blowing spicy resin beads into the control valves air inputs?
BrowneePointz: I hope that story of ChatGPT getting crushed at Chess by an Atari 2600 is true
HadesLeprechaun: the bartending robot
BrowneePointz: cuz that's HILARIOUS
ElementalAlchemist: that sounds like something Waymo was doing with their cars
adept_nekomancer: Or the one that was very much just a guy in a costume
Genie_M: Boston Dynamics is real
Aarek: yeah one of their telsa events was just telepresent bots
BrowneePointz: It's just Unfortunate that Boston Dynamics is almost entirely contracted by Police Forces
Sarah_Serinde: like robot dogs for cops
RockPusher: Gotta inspect the elephant's foot somehow
Driosenth: It was an amazing tele-presence for its dexterity and THAT should have been the focus!
loufghyslaufey: Wait. So, when ai eventually get us holograms, do we still even call them "holograms?"
HoloTheWiseWolf_: out of intrests alex have you seen the AI vtuber neuro-sama. thats a very interesting use of AI tech based of not sealing content for its training
BraveOthello: Yeah but they sell bots to milatories which is ... Not ideal
wedge_x: "Would. you. like. some. more?"
farley_f: um we just killed a lot of people
DigitalSeahorse: good robo doggo
Driosenth: This is not a place of honor
Caffine1138: Wow. that is bananas. I'm going to take it as a good sign that we are developing methods and science to deal with a problem like that
BrowneePointz: @Driosenth I read that as This is not a place of Horner
DigitalSeahorse: "somebody gotta do it"
RockPusher: Big shed designed to last 100 years
ContingentCat: Very very big shed
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DigitalSeahorse: biggest movable shed ever
Driosenth: oh, me and the guy are gonna move a shed next weekend
Chesul: Scrub the death out of it.
DigitalSeahorse:
the most abrasive scrubber
ButButTheJesus: monument to man's folly IS a shed!
PsychoI3oy: 00 grit
DigitalSeahorse: 2001!
Lord_Hosk: Out past the environment
realbadatthis_: get in the cask!
loufghyslaufey: Wow. Some video essays have begun calling the newest MI mid. Can't say I'm a fan, but...
Caffine1138: The stories about the animals of Chernobyl makes me channel my Jeff Goldblum
Driosenth: thermoses filled with bentonite clay!
BraveOthello: Not gonna fit your average dry cask then
BrowneePointz: Anyways love that my fave two movies of the year so far are Sinners, a horror movie STEEPED in Southern Black Folklore, and Thunderbolts, a Marvel movie that was so earnest and honest about mental health my jaw hit the floor.
BrowneePointz: two WILDLY different representations of the film industry
loufghyslaufey: A boat's mast-size, I suppose?
Cptasparagus: the vault goes straight into the ocean, weirdly
Strebenherz: sounds like a sick dwarf fort build
BraveOthello: You just let them cook in there to get less spicy
DigitalSeahorse: how you gonna move long rod without becoming a slapstick comedy
BrowneePointz: hehe long rod
BrowneePointz: i'm tired
ContingentCat: Don't put it past people
blastedman: Is canned coke in Canada full sugar or is it also high fructose corn syrup?
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realbadatthis_: @BraveOthello spent fuel pool
DigitalSeahorse: on the black market you never know
Chesul: Yeah, Dry Casks are amazingly well built.
Driosenth: weather stations!
Technobach: you mean rtgs
BraveOthello: Steal an old RTG for example!
Caffine1138: If someone manages to steal a dry cask of spent nuclear fuel, I feel like they deserve to have it. Thats ALOT of effort for something mostly useless
iris_of_ether: Oh noooooooo
Nigouki: *pulls one out of pocket*
DigitalSeahorse: smoke detectors!
BrowneePointz: Sources of Orphans and Orphan Sources. Both often come from war
DigitalSeahorse: DON'T
iris_of_ether: They did. It was scary
Driosenth: safer*
e_bloc: russia is the largest exporter of uranium to the US
Caffine1138: Nuclear Fuel. The ultimate Magic Smoke
Despoiler98: @BrowneePointz When Yelena broke down under the bridge with Red Guardian, that hit me so hard I choked up I lost my brother 12 years ago
TheNerdWonder: the signage around nuclear waste sites is pretty cool
BrowneePointz: Medical Sherlock
LordZarano: ＧＡＮＴ
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: yes
ProcyonFlynn:
It's even better - because Sherlock was inspired by a doctor
RockPusher: Wilson/Watson
BraveOthello: Just me an the boys stealing some nuclear material and irradiating half the countryside without knowing
iris_of_ether: I learned it after the fact
Cptasparagus: ooh new anime idea: Orphan Sorceress, girl's parents bring home an orphan source, die from radiation poisoning, and she gets magic powers
RockPusher: House literally lives at 121B Baker
e_bloc: thinly veiled
corpocracy: Sherlock was originally based off a doctor as well
DigitalSeahorse:
BrowneePointz: and they're both Assholes!(well modern depictions of Sherlock LOVE making him an asshole)
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: i didnt know it until the hbomberguy video about sherlock
ButButTheJesus: TIL
realbadatthis_: Stewart Little's dad?
Gekyouryuu: my two favorite Sherlock Holmes adaptations: House and Elementary
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: Elementary is so good
Aarek: Psych is also g Sherlock Holmes
Chesul: My meta is showing me Elementary and it's amazing.
DigitalSeahorse: instead of 221B
Gekyouryuu: @realbadatthis_ he was also one half of Horace and Jasper in the live action 101 Dalmations alongside Ron Weasley's dad
TStodden: Pardon me if this is common knowledge, but how many competitors have we killed this year (so far)?
loufghyslaufey: Too bad they didn't at least canonize kyber materials as extremely harmful, whether via exposure or transport in the SW Universe?
RockPusher: Elementary was an excellent taking on casting Holmes and Watson
Earthenone:
Psych is my favorite tv show, glad every time i see it mentioned
Lord_Hosk: and thats why he always comes up with the solution, without actually showing the steps on screen, he just jumps to the conclusion and says "OF COURSE" and then explains the steps that you "missed" but you only missed them because they weren't presented
BraveOthello: Lana. Lana. Lana! ... LANA!
DigitalSeahorse: I've been rewatching Danger Mouse which has the origin of Count Duckula
Despoiler98: LANAAAAAAAA
BraveOthello: Bunch of Archer quotes that will never leave my brain
realbadatthis_: @Gekyouryuu Holy shit. I been meaning to rewatch those too.
RockPusher: Do you want ants‽ Cause that is how you get ANTS!
TheNerdWonder: it's a jackfruit
Juliamon: Jackfruit
ButButTheJesus: is fruit
realbadatthis_: my favorite fruit since amazon trail
BraveOthello: Girl please, nobody's *that* gay
BrowneePointz: I think it's a Crown Melon
RockPusher: Third Base!
BrowneePointz: Cuz 1. Ian is an Otaku and 2. That melon has a very specific look
farley_f: on the next ttsf we make a lock pick for Alex to break in and get fruit
DigitalSeahorse: morning til evening
adept_nekomancer: Sometimes you just need nocturnal fruit
ButButTheJesus: good to see you alex!
Strebenherz: take care alex!
RockPusher:
Good seeing you Alex 
DeM0nFiRe:
o/
62MGcobra:
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: bye alex!
RockPusher: !alex
pn55: Night Alex!
TheAinMAP: Good bye, Alex.
adept_nekomancer: Bye Alex!
matthaus_c: @adept_nekomancer I could do that as a job
DigitalSeahorse:
ContingentCat: Bye Alex
ButButTheJesus: ayo
farley_f: see ya Alex - go read Spaceshipping if you get the chance good people
HoloTheWiseWolf_: can you give us a mellon rateing
DigitalSeahorse: xD
BrowneePointz: I just remember cuz that Melon is INCREDIBLY round and the skin is pretty iconic
BrowneePointz: like they used it in Yoshi's Story XD
nekobun: driving while melon tierlisting
DigitalSeahorse:
melons you say?
Lord_Hosk: LOL
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: just as planend
BrowneePointz: we're Melonmaxing
ButButTheJesus:
wedge_x: wow looking at melons at work
RockPusher: like a glove
farley_f: welcome tot eh
farley_f: welcome to the highlight reed
BrowneePointz: We're Gantpilled and Melonmaxing
TheAinMAP:
matthaus_c: on that gant gantset
DigitalSeahorse: did we just crash after the driver was looking at pics of melons?
matthaus_c: I think they're all driving--
Lord_Hosk: Is that what the kids are calling "the pit maneuver"?
BraveOthello: @farley_f Just maybe not at work
TheAinMAP: Here comes the sun.
DeM0nFiRe: It is brighter in france
Lord_Hosk: France is big
DeM0nFiRe: (I am not in france but I am watching 24h of le mans lol)
Driosenth: If you eliminate the DHL van I would be most grateful
DigitalSeahorse: there's palm trees in this so nope
Genie_M: Sunrise was hours ago
matthaus_c: we may have failed to supervise France and now it has escaped into space
DeM0nFiRe: The hypercars are doing sub 3:30
adept_nekomancer: According to Google, France is about 60-65% the size of British Columbia.
BraveOthello: At least 4
ContingentCat: So zoomy
DeM0nFiRe: Live timing says max speeds are around 345kph
Cptasparagus: France vs BC comparison
Despoiler98: in the US France is about the size of 2 States of Colorado
ContingentCat: France is roughly the size of Newfoundland I think
adept_nekomancer: It is also close to the size of the US state of Texas.
BraveOthello: @Despoiler98 smol
nekobun: @Despoiler98 Coloradeux
ContingentCat: Both I think
Despoiler98:
@nekobun 
Genie_M: It's much more densely populated though
mercano82: France is about the size of Manitoba.
DigitalSeahorse: the size of Alaska?
Earthenone: also the great state of denial
BraveOthello: You know we sont
eDRoaCH: texas is a little smaller than cali
Lord_Hosk: Frances is 3 Washingtons
DarkMorford:
@Earthenone I thought that was in Africa
matthaus_c: @Earthenone isn't that a river
matthaus_c: dammit
DigitalSeahorse: I drove a UHaul through Pierson Airport by accident once
matthaus_c:
slightly too slow on the draw
HoloTheWiseWolf_: how many australias is canada
LordZarano: ＧＡＮＴ
iris_of_ether: 4
DarkMorford:
I'm typically in a state of confusion, myself
Lord_Hosk: Dry quart or liquid quart
Morrigan9: loud
BraveOthello: How high? Tropopause? Karman line?
IbunWest: I imagnie France can get pretty loud if they try hard enough
DigitalSeahorse: did you know you can walk from Canada to Denmark? (Northwest territories island shares a boarder there)
HoloTheWiseWolf_: we are quite big
ContingentCat: @holothewisewolf_ at least 4
Angnor33: Volume to bedrock or volume to core? And to what height? We need an atmospheric layer to measure to.
QuixoticScrivener: are we using the Mercator Projection?
AFamiliarCalledEl: Do we assume STP for the volume?
aerohydra: arizona has pretty weird time zones
matthaus_c: I'm on like Volume 3 of France but I'm told there are at least 6 more until I get to In Search Of Lost Time
ContingentCat: I think Quebec is roughly the size of Australia
BraveOthello: @aerohydra They're nested!
DarkMorford: @Angnor33 Depends on whether bedrock is at 0 or -64.
adept_nekomancer: Canada has places in the Atlantic timezone, correct?
HoloTheWiseWolf_: yes but our victoria is still quite small
HoloTheWiseWolf_: reletivly speaking
DigitalSeahorse:
Lord_Hosk: Victoria seems a lot bigger because you can't drive over 40 KM per hour and there is a traffic light every 500 GOD DAMN METERS!
matthaus_c: mr pitman, bring me a pit
ContingentCat: @adept_nekomancer yup the maritime provinces are Atlantic time
Mai_Andra: give me your strongest pits
Cptasparagus: you gotta go quiet, the pit is napping
BraveOthello: @adept_nekomancer Kinda, it's GMT-2:30
HoloTheWiseWolf_: pitman just picks you up and plonks you down in a new car
DarkMorford: Hey, I know those buses!
mercano82: France has 70% more people than Canada with only 5% as much land.
Angnor33:
@DarkMorford Wrong steam! Also I can never remember build height...
Sacrenos: what is the population count of victoria BC?
wedge_x: how many kilometers per Duncan do you get in that thing
matthaus_c: at least 6
DigitalSeahorse: population density
Mai_Andra: Texas is all cars and cows, so air pollution takes up double volume
mercano82: How many Dunkin's per km?
Lord_Hosk: There are 450,000 in Greater Victoria. From the Airport to Langford. Everything this side of the Pass
Sacrenos: that is a medium size city in the netherlands. that's indeed not that big. I would consider a city that size to have everything in walking distance. If the city is built as a walkable city at least...
BraveOthello: Victoria proper is ~90k
matthaus_c: damnnn shots fired at Sidney
Lord_Hosk: Victoria proper is like 3 city blocks!
Obos_TAB: its fine its fine
BraveOthello: "Here be Sannich. Repent and be gone"
Cptasparagus: people will tell you they grew up in Chicago when they couldn't even see the sky scrapers from their house
mercano82: The cracks in the windshield help with ventilation
DigitalSeahorse: 3 major intersection blocks?
Obos_TAB: those new lines are just orientation markers
Lord_Hosk: The way they do cities and jurisdictions and boroughs and all that BS... its one city
Obos_TAB: oh its lets nope now
BraveOthello: Wait when was the last time we saw another car?
matthaus_c: bout 5 minutes ago
BraveOthello: @matthaus_c Thank you
DigitalSeahorse:
Toronto is complex, many many complex
BananaF4p: all the other cars went to the drive in movie you missed the turn off
Cptasparagus: we Pacific Drive now
DigitalSeahorse: hehheh
mercano82: Did everyone else go in because of lightening?
definenull: oh lawd they comin'
Lord_Hosk: I'll give you Langford is a seperate city... and Sydney, but Oakbay, Fernwood, Veiw Royal, Cadboro Saanich... If you can tell me when driving down the road when you cross the boarder without a sign. I will let you have it be different cities. OR OR... If it was seperate school systems.
Obos_TAB: raw terror
BraveOthello: @mercano82 Thunderbolts and lightning?
adept_nekomancer: Less crashing means less getting passed by everyone else
corpocracy: That sushi is so fast
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: just blighted out all of someones landbase with ultima in sealed lmao
DigitalSeahorse:
squid can roll
TheMandrew: I am!
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Strebenherz: @elgenericosfavoriteorphan rude but hilarious
Gekyouryuu: I wish. I want the FF promos exclusive to vegas, but I don't have that kind of money
Strebenherz: when's vegas again?
TheMandrew:
and i'm bringing a Cori-Steel Cutter and a marker, so I better find you to sign it 
mercano82: This game does have a very pretty skybox
DigitalSeahorse: I hit pause on a game and it froze on me
DigitalSeahorse: again
elgenericosfavoriteorphan:
@Strebenherz it was wielding lionheart for the last strike
TheMandrew: @Strebenherz next weekend
BraveOthello: We all fell in the pit!
adept_nekomancer: The lights are less of an issue now that it's near dawn
Strebenherz: @elgenericosfavoriteorphan murderacious
Gekyouryuu: apologies if you answered earlier, Cori, but out of curiosity: have you been keeping up with Gavv/watching Gozyuger?
Strebenherz: @TheMandrew thank you
Gekyouryuu: fair enough
DeM0nFiRe: My internal clock is so messed up right now. It's dawn in lrr mans, it's past sunrise in actual le mans, and it's dead of night for me IRL lol
definenull: but car go fast good
DeM0nFiRe: GANT
definenull: AHAHH
Carlioo: Chris
adept_nekomancer: Tank is here.
Carlioo: Christ that's horrifying
Strebenherz: silencer doing work
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: does manage to sneak up on ya
TStodden: This might be a silly question, but how long would it take to replace the windshield during a pit stop?
Earthenone: that sneeze and lightnign cue were well synched
mercano82: It'd take no time at all to replace the windshield on an F1 car. (It doens't have one.)
matthaus_c: cowards, the lot
aerohydra:
try not to crash
aerohydra: got it
matthaus_c: but my object permanence!
Earthenone: !break
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eDRoaCH: im playing Stellar Blade
TheAinMAP:
definenull: somehow hearing engine noises without context of what's going on is more unsettling
definenull:
Molladia: I love this
definenull:
?
mercano82: More dots
matthaus_c: colour commentary!
adept_nekomancer: But can we reach the forbidden sixth gear?
wedge_x: someone toggled descriptive text
definenull: I unironically enjoying this, thank you
ButButTheJesus:
I'm playing Resident Evil in main window and I honestly appreciate this
definenull: *I'm
Caffine1138: LRRMans Radio
matthaus_c: the banana has aura
RockPusher: How's Cori's Murray Walker impression?
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: Tiny Banana, i know that song
Kidror: The FreD does rule
matthaus_c: oh shit I need to catch up on GQuX
CookieMom: I believe it's pronounced "Freeeeeeeeeeed".
Molladia: I can't find it anywehere to watch
Gekyouryuu: Silly idea: Macross x Gundam GQuuuuuuX x Gundam G Witch crossover. Sulleta becomes an idol singer who works for White Base, call her Feddie Mercury
Kidror: I haven't even watched Evangelion and I noticed it
Kidror: The Sodom
eDRoaCH: The Gamorah
RockPusher: get some wets?
definenull: time for some wet ones
Molladia: Cori, we didn't put on wets
matthaus_c: mmm delicious pavement
matthaus_c: chicken nuggets dipped in concrete mix
mercano82: What do you need for thiccc tang?
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: dry your wets, wet your dries
wedge_x: please, my wets, they're very sick
AFamiliarCalledEl: I hope it's dry when you put it on
Sacrenos: As long as you dont wet your dry suit, that is a bitch to get dry again.
definenull: no you're supposed to add the drys to the wets
Molladia: @mercano82 We've got Thicc Kirby
Gekyouryuu: oh, Cori, did you know they've got a spinoff G Witch manga that's a high school AU set more in our near future? Suletta's from Alaska now.
Molladia: same
Molladia: More Calibarn
Sacrenos:
my instructor had his dry suit leak, didn't dry for days. instructor was not happy
definenull: uh oh
Sacrenos: that is some brave defending from a tank xD
definenull: RUDE
DigitalSeahorse:
matthaus_c: being forced to be in a race track with a tank that wants to kill you sounds like a Junji Ito story
definenull: ?!?!?
iris_of_ether: Cori no
Sacrenos: UHHHH
DeM0nFiRe:
definenull: we found it!
adept_nekomancer: Then it's now a wet suit
Molladia: Ooops
Astramentha: you dry off, presumably
Sacrenos: According to my instructor, one of the biggest downsides to a dry suit is that you cant take a leak underwater
DigitalSeahorse: then it smells like washrooms at the beach!
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: when you clip it, clip it good
matthaus_c: you're exploring the final frontier, you don't need to carry out bodily functions
Sacrenos: I assume so?
DigitalSeahorse: when you gotta go in a vaccum...
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: you gotta right?
DigitalSeahorse: uh
adept_nekomancer: One would assume it's something you want to learn before you're trying to do it in zero g.
matthaus_c:
they throw you a manual and you figure it out on the fly
badpandabear: They train for everything, so I assume they would. Of course training probably can't replicate the real thing
wedge_x: they did for the shuttle, there's a YT video
Mischievous_Catgeist: When you gotta void into the void
anactualheehaw: "hey so I'm sorry if you're an IBS girlie but here's how you use our poop roomba"
badpandabear: Of course for the original Mercury flight Alan Shepard had to pee in his suit
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: on the plus side, if you have really calloused feet, the feet peeling might be nice
ButButTheJesus: pissmission
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: yeaah thats the part that would bother me
anactualheehaw: you got get dem belta lodah feet yah
Molladia: Chat are you distracting Cori???
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: imagine how much money a team would lose if this is what lemans was really like, just ditching cars into the wall and getting a new one.
DigitalSeahorse: don't play nintendo with the tops of your feet every day then
RockPusher: Chat is very engaging
DigitalSeahorse: reading text while driving isn't safe
DigitalSeahorse: I guess how you would for Desert Bus when that eventually happens
Molladia: What are we Jeremy Petter?
DigitalSeahorse:
use a custom made controller by Rudism
RoeDent89: Now you're a nascar car
RoeDent89: How is she driving and not driving?
RoeDent89: We live in a society
badpandabear: When I tried to search it earlier I concluded that it required a mod
RoeDent89: Those chicanes used to not be there and it was a dead straight anyway
DeM0nFiRe:
RoeDent89: Oh dear
RainyMint:
Molladia: again?
Earthenone: yup, you are indeed history
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: oop
PsychoI3oy: the historic track was about 10 feet lower at that point, they filled it in to make it level
terribleplan: Oh hey, Ian found that hole earlier
RoeDent89: Right, take...whatever take this is
HoloTheWiseWolf_: The track is mealy a suggested path
DeM0nFiRe: They added the chicanes on the mulsanne straight, but they also added the subocean so it balances it out
Earthenone: nah its there irl too, everyone is just too scared to go
iris_of_ether: Bigger than before?
matthaus_c: it's the banana's fault
DigitalSeahorse: GantGantGantGantGantGantGantGantGantGantGantGant
Zu_o: How impolite would it be to tell a banana to peel out?
matthaus_c: how do we know? do we have a banana for scale?
badpandabear: Banana's shedding it's skin all over the race track like an astronaut?
RoeDent89: Oh *that* banana?
adept_nekomancer: Or drive the tank and be a true menace
Zu_o: I heard the busses all perished again
Sacrenos: tank controls at that speed?! dear lord that is scary
matthaus_c: Panzer Drift
badpandabear: battlezone controls for lrrmans!
TehAmelie: old tanks had two levers to go forward, back and turn, but i bet modern ones have a wheel and everything
Sacrenos: going 200 km/h and throwing one thread into reverse to take a corner xD
Sacrenos: track, track is the english word for that...
badpandabear: I tried to search for modern tank controls and all I got was tomb raider references. Then I gave up
badpandabear: I mean I'm using duck duck go so I brought this on myself
DeM0nFiRe: Search engines have been getting steadily worse for like 10 years it's so frustrating
Gekyouryuu: fun fact: apparently if you swear in your google search, it shuts off AI suggestions and stuff and actually searches for you
adept_nekomancer:
We need to know some military specifications? I've heard there's a game forum way too willing to tell us those.
iris_of_ether: ^^^
HoloTheWiseWolf_: Look in a war thunder forum 8 bet you will find clasafied documents in how a modern tank works
eDRoaCH: knockoff ps3 controllers mostly
Aarek: II know some modern subs are driven with xbox controllers, and not even the badly made ones
TehAmelie: dear War Thunder, how does tank drive?
Sacrenos:
@Gekyouryuu you can also just add '-AI' to your search
badpandabear: You just have to insult someone's tank for having bad controls
Earthenone: so i need to make a swearing macro to search now, got it
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: oh no
Strebenherz: noooo
badpandabear: o7 Tank
TehAmelie: this tank is no fight
terribleplan: Is anyone going to be in this race by the end of it? Just fruit and sushi?
Earthenone: fruit, suishi and proboly char
badpandabear: It looks like it will end in 10 laps? So we'll get to restart
adept_nekomancer: Not using the "Insert" key? Now it stands for "Insert expletive".
matthaus_c:
@Earthenone oh char aznable is definitely a fruit
Sacrenos: @adept_nekomancer I have an 80% keyboard and I got back into programming and I now legit miss the insert key. Try copying a url into git bash without it...
TehAmelie: ever think about the alternate reality where Britain won out in the early development of tanks and they're called barrels instead?
adept_nekomancer: I would have a response to that, but I do need to use vi for my job from time to time, so...
Sacrenos: shift-insert
badpandabear: Today I learned the insert key works on vim! I've always used "i"
Sacrenos: shift space works?! I learned a thing today
anactualheehaw: also you can use via
Sacrenos: shift space doesnt work in git bash, just tested it
anactualheehaw: and just map it to layers w/ hot keys
eDRoaCH: powershell is the one i just cant bring myself to learn
PsychoI3oy middle click pastes
PsychoI3oy: you just said you right click
eDRoaCH: thats an impressive gray beard you have
terribleplan: middle click inserts from buffer... which is _not_ the same as the paste buffer per-se
badpandabear: Why would you need anything other than "y" and "v"?
PsychoI3oy: yes, having two clipboards is really handy sometimes
Sacrenos: @anactualheehaw Im legit thinking of swapping out a button like home for insert, and layer home, because I never use home and I really need insert
anactualheehaw:
@Sacrenos that sort of thinking is the right path. It's hard at first (when you figure out your replacement pattern) but once you get your muscle memory down it's 
badpandabear: I've had the same problems with the Mac my employer bought me. Also I get confused and start doing ALT+V to paste in linux.
Sacrenos: @anactualheehaw yea gonna be a thing bc I have black on black key caps, so I cant really read my key board. never need to, but changing keys out is a learning process
anactualheehaw: @Sacrenos just give yourself a grace period to try it out for a day and you'll be shocked how quickly you pick it up
Sacrenos:
anyone have a thinkpad laptop? y'all love the function-Lctrl ordering as well?
eDRoaCH: i use the windows key when i cant get out of a game temporarily otherwise. also win+e
matthaus_c: Arch has me using the Windows key so much
Sacrenos: @eDRoaCH and win-D
Sacrenos: go to desktop
eDRoaCH: i never use that
badpandabear: I use Windows + L to lock the screen a lot. To keep my cat from causing issues
Travilogue: I use Win-L to lock
eDRoaCH: R i dont use so often anymore
Sacrenos: what does win-R do?
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: i have to use win- right arrow when games wont go to my 2nd monitor but i think thats it
eDRoaCH: ya win+l is great for a work pc. sadly my work pc is mac now
Sacrenos: ow yea that makes sense
terribleplan: incoming
Cptasparagus: its stuck in the tube
RandomTrivia: Ah, darn those tubes
125 raiders from BraveNewFaves have joined!
RandomTrivia: There it is
Rhynerd:
Brave New Raid! 
Commodore_Perry_GG:
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: somemone get the internet drain nake
nekobun: braise cude
thunderbird32:
Brave New Raid! 
RandomTrivia:
Welcome raiders!
DeM0nFiRe:
raiders
naythn:
ContingentCat:
TheNerdWonder: we're baa-aacl!
Sacrenos: welcome raiders to keyboard talk!
Fruan: GANT
Redbassist: Bravey ravey
DeM0nFiRe: !gant
LRRbot: Gant! Gant!
RandomTrivia: !gant
LRRbot: --· ·- -· - / --· ·- -· -
naythn: ahoy-hoy!
matthaus_c: raiders what's your favourite Windows key shortcut
RockPusher: Welcome anyone who wasn't already sitting in both
Amboss2: I thought we like water. So moist!
Redbassist: smort!
Molladia: For new people, we're driving a Nissan Z370
PsychoI3oy: metatarsals?
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: what did you call me?
MungoDude: did somebody say ravioli?
eDRoaCH: i believe the hip bone is connected to the shin bone
RockPusher: tavioli for tea?
PharaohBender27: Also did you know? The latest King Gizzard album is great!
Krillin_fan: not the interior ravioli! that's the best part!
ArdCollider: the ol' interior ravioli!
realbadatthis_: when the formatting is right ctrl+a
loufghyslaufey: Whoa what?
wedge_x: interior crocodile alligator
PharaohBender27:
I sure did
SnackPak_: maybe...
MrSwissLion: @matthaus_c Shift F3 in many programs will toggle a selection between lower case, all caps, and first-letter-caps
PharaohBender27: No that's MY review
loufghyslaufey: That was the stream? That literally flew by...
MrSwissLion: Handy for quickly making an email a bit more professional
MungoDude: would that be the Queen Mother Gizzard Lizard Wizard?
Juliamon: I listened to it last night, it is really fuckin good
TheMerricat: Oh He Dead?
FiliusRomanus: I see
Carlioo: is he?
MrSwissLion: @loufghyslaufey No suggestions this week, just the album and back to LRRMans
LordChrusher: I am now picturing Kathleen as band mother to King Gizz
SnackPak_: what kind of music is it?
loufghyslaufey: I mean, it's fine. I wasn't paying attention enough at the time.
Sacrenos: @MrSwissLion I keep relearning this. I always forget and then remember that this was a thing.
SnackPak_: ooo
TheMerricat: "Oh He Dead is a Washington, D.C.-based indie-soul band known for its unique blend of soul, funk, and rock music. They are described as a "gritty, groovy indie soul band". The band is quickly gaining national attention. "
BrowneePointz: for Cori, the new Gizz album is basically an ELO/Chicago album
BrowneePointz: it was rad
RandomTrivia: The steering seems to be having a normal one
loufghyslaufey: Woof, He is... Maybe.
BrowneePointz: it was VERY ELO
Redbassist: Gee Mario kart world looks a lot more linear than I expected
TheMerricat:
@RandomTrivia This particular car may or may not have been designed for this type of racing.
Lord_Hosk: Has chat not been speaking your language this whole time?
PharaohBender27: So, chat whose been here for a while: How's the driving been going?
HoloTheWiseWolf_: we speak the language of ken transmissions
TheMerricat:
Imagine that Ian likes ELO?
HoloTheWiseWolf_: broken
RandomTrivia:
@TheMerricat Clearly not, given the front suspension, transmission and headlights are made from tissue paper
matthaus_c: I started listening to ELO when I first saw the Daicon animations
HoloTheWiseWolf_: @RandomTrivia i prefer the term designed to crumple
Molladia: @RandomTrivia Just look at the steering wheel, straight is no longer straight.
RandomTrivia: *DONK*
HoloTheWiseWolf_: it will buff out
BrowneePointz: But yea lots of late 60s-70s Classic Rock mixed with Big Band with lots of good harmonies and intentional fuzzy production
realbadatthis_: your poor radiator
BrowneePointz: vibes
Redbassist:
Molladia: yup
RandomTrivia: @BrowneePointz SOLD
SnackPak_: seems likely
Juliamon: That butt has seen some shit
HoloTheWiseWolf_: one of your wheels have locked up
DeM0nFiRe:
rodsur: just like a brand new car!
Redbassist: nice healthy streak yup
ContingentCat:
RandomTrivia: Think how easily you can do donuts now!
Amboss2: gotta drive faster to escape that tire streak
Redbassist: supposed to be there
realbadatthis_: you need a diff is all
terribleplan: Don't worry, the streak will go away eventually
matthaus_c: @Juliamon put that on a pair of shorts
chrono2x: Pit a while away?
daneislazy: I was wondering what was going on with the steering.
TheMerricat:
Look you only need to worry when the streak is in the MIDDLE of the car.
HoloTheWiseWolf_: fun fact cori i have seen a car at work that has had someone do this to there car
loufghyslaufey: Wait. Is everyone just essentially celebrating the "BioShock game?"(not the story, it doesn't end well...) "No Gawds. NO KINs. OnlyMans... <(=w=)>
badpandabear: Are the numbers in the upper right of the HUD for the tires? Because red 122 seems bad
HoloTheWiseWolf_: the perks of being a mechanic
realbadatthis_: no like a limited slip, you just putting too much power on the left side. yeah, that is it
Amboss2: what a champ that Carl. Imagine having 4 tires point in the same direction
TheMerricat: Caaaaaarll!!! That kills my lap! Carl!!!
adept_nekomancer: 139 seems bad
SnackPak_: I'm sure it's fine
Redbassist: good noise
RandomTrivia: I believe their tyre temperature?
RandomTrivia: *they're
Fruan: Car's haunted
matthaus_c: it's like a Slipknot song
Molladia: Thats the temperature of the tyres
Redbassist: premium squeal
PsychoI3oy: would it be better as hinged sqealing?
SnackPak_: tires do that when they're happy
TheMerricat:
You ARE constantly drifting.
Redbassist: the sound of going fast
adept_nekomancer: The tire is shrieking with joy
Carlioo: mario kart told me that constantly drifting is good so this is good atually
Cptasparagus: sounds hinged to me
realbadatthis_: uh... ian put a supercharger on it?
HoloTheWiseWolf_: so chat i had a good one friday. we had a car where someone had stuffed a rag in behind the break pads to stop it from making noise
RandomTrivia:
I would love to see the angle that the front of the car is at
Redbassist: @HoloTheWiseWolf_ oh god
Molladia: With the mouse?
HoloTheWiseWolf_: arrow button on the wheel maby?
RandomTrivia: !gant
LRRbot: LoadingReadyLIVE invited you to play Project CARS 2
ContingentCat: Gant
HoloTheWiseWolf_: right ian removed them
TheMerricat: "In Assetto Corsa Competizione, you can access a free camera mode by pressing F7, which allows you to move the camera around independently of the car. Within this mode, you can use the arrow keys to move the camera forward, backward, left, and right. To pan and tilt the camera, use the left or right mouse buttons, and the middle mouse button opens the CINEMA HUD. You can also use W, S, A, and D keys in conjunction with the arrow keys to move the camera and F and G to roll it. "
mtvcdm: I say hit buttons until you find it
eDRoaCH: which one is noz
Redbassist:
cori gone
HoloTheWiseWolf_: i mean we got rid of the cori
matthaus_c: uh oh goodbye booth
RandomTrivia: Oh no, Cori disappeared!
mtvcdm: Bye Cori
RandomTrivia: Maybe she was a ghost all along...
realbadatthis_: oops cori went invisible
TheMerricat: :d
matthaus_c: the cori went /inside/ the car
Redbassist: too spoopy 5 me
badpandabear: Lol it simulates rain on the camera
farley_f: chat coris been dead for 10 years time to move on
TheMerricat:
PsychoI3oy: GOOD NEWS: your front left tire isn't 150 degrees anymore
Redbassist:
RandomTrivia:
chrono2x: less friction for that wheel
badpandabear:
Redbassist: the rain is helping, for sure
mtvcdm: Luckily you'll get to start a new race soon
eDRoaCH: you can dance if you want to too
SnackPak_: the thunking of the wipers really compliments the screeching of the tire
matthaus_c: it's like a one car band
RandomTrivia:
Redbassist:
RandomTrivia: "It's an unconventional pairing, but it really works for me"
ButButTheJesus: its a comfy thunk
HoloTheWiseWolf_: doing sick spins
TehAmelie: eh, the walls deserve it
badpandabear: Now the right front is getting hot!
aerohydra: she seems to be driving in circles sit, circles, yes circles, is that the normal driving position, not sure sit, 2 aliens watching this video in 1000 years
Strebenherz: Gonna go to bed here. GANT GANT y'all
Amboss2: pit stop? Was that really necessary?
Strebenherz: Beautiful pitting
RandomTrivia: Sleep well, Strebenherz
mtvcdm: !clip
LRRbot:
If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
RandomTrivia: Smooth, flawless, perfect driving
PsychoI3oy: Cori, just for statistical reasons, have you crossed the start/finish line on the track?
adept_nekomancer: Our tires are down below 100 degrees, they're probably fine
SnackPak_:
chrono2x: totally perfect
RandomTrivia:
ButButTheJesus: 10/10
realbadatthis_: was that an omusubi?
mtvcdm: Probably
Molladia: The better question, Does Cori have her drivers licence? Nope
PsychoI3oy: mitsubishi omnibus omusubi
HoloTheWiseWolf_: pitman has big racoon energy
mtvcdm: LRRBot, what's your opinion on this race?
mtvcdm: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #5599: "Maybe we'll just make love." —Adam [2018-12-15]
darkcyril: "Soooo... doing anything fun this weekend, John?"
TehAmelie: real driving skills only hold you back in racing games, i find
RandomTrivia:
mtvcdm: This is definitely more relaxing sports than watching the Oilers
adept_nekomancer: @TehAmelie Yeah. Like, I'm sure there's a brake button in Mariokart, but I don't think I've ever used it.
Lord_Hosk: did it just start pooring rain?
realbadatthis_: @adept_nekomancer keeps you from spinning out if you hit a banana?
HoloTheWiseWolf_: did we get slicks put on cori
Sacrenos: @adept_nekomancer this is true until you drive 200cc, where braking becomes so important out of nowhere xD
daneislazy: if you crash immediately, can you turn around and go into the pit backwards?
HoloTheWiseWolf_: my guess is no we dont have slicks on
mtvcdm: @HoloTheWiseWolf_ Slicks are for cowards
HoloTheWiseWolf_: i bleave you can
RandomTrivia: The wets could do with drying
badpandabear: We determined earlier that the game has ST (Street) and SM (Semi slick) tires. I have no idea what that mans for driving in rain though
Redbassist: don't wet the drys
Redbassist: when you can wet the wets
mtvcdm: !crossover
LRRbot: What did Cori just draw in Can't Draw Horses Club? Toss whatever that is in here.
SnackPak_: o7
sqaulie: nah he a punk for that one
Sacrenos: semi-slicks are basically slicks with the minimum amount of treads so they are road legal
Gekyouryuu: I just got reminded of something funny. there's a meme going around tumblr lately where pics of animals are captioned "let's [action in image] with mama" and someone posted a pic of just the words "let's kill angels with mama" in the style of an Evangelion title screen
iris_of_ether: I've been stabbing together a needle felt Steve
ContingentCat: Gant
HoloTheWiseWolf_: how does one broduce a steve
badpandabear: !gant
LRRbot: Controls are locked for the next 6000 seconds.
HoloTheWiseWolf_: produce
iris_of_ether: It was going to be a surpriiiiiise
Molladia: Progress pics?
HoloTheWiseWolf_: SUPRISE
iris_of_ether: Because I'm bad at humaning
aerohydra: damned if you do, damned if you dont
CaptainSpam: Um... what's the 117/120 on top? That's not the lap-o-meter, is it?
darkcyril: @HoloTheWiseWolf_ Generally you launch Minecraft and select the male character.
Gekyouryuu: ruined the surprise by surprising you
iris_of_ether: BRB I guess lol
ContingentCat: Unless that was misdirection
HoloTheWiseWolf_: i gusse i could 3d print steve
CaptainSpam: Sometimes you can Eh! Steve!...
PsychoI3oy: CaptainSpam it is; this is supposed to be 12h of the race; then ian will restart it with another 120 laps
Molladia: @iris_of_ether proceeds to refresh Mastodon
CaptainSpam: @PsychoI3oy Ah, gotcha.
Redbassist: steve bleachs
HoloTheWiseWolf_: i have seen bleach painting thats also very cool
Gekyouryuu: fun fact: the Japanese dub of the Minecraft movie has Jack Black dubbed by Spike's Japanese VA from Cowboy Bebop, so you can hear Spike sing about his tasty as hell lava chicken
Mai_Andra: oh, the daylight was throwing me off. It's 1am here. (I was so confused...)
Redbassist:
aerohydra: whats the lap to transmissions ratio
HoloTheWiseWolf_: so step on the break?
Sacrenos:
@Mai_Andra the clock in the car is accurate to local time in europe
badpandabear: @aerohydra It must be close to 1 to 1 given how many auto pits we've had to do
Sacrenos:
@aerohydra for Cori? quite good since she drives with automatic shifts. Ian? about 2:1?
aerohydra: that ai is really taking one for the team
Juliamon: Hey chat, we're getting takeout mac & cheese for Father's Day and I wanna get a veggie mac. What three veggies should I pick?
Sacrenos: @Juliamon what are the options?
Molladia: For how fast we sounds like we're going, why is the indicator clicking?
HoloTheWiseWolf_: twitch realy wants me to be interested in 28 years later
HoloTheWiseWolf_: and switch 2
SnackPak_: my gut says cauliflower
PharaohBender27: OK chat going into full lurk mode; hopefully will be actively chatting when this ends.
realbadatthis_: uh, broccoli, peas, onion?
Juliamon: Green peppers, colored peppers, jalapenos, grape tomatoes, kalamata olives, pickles, mushrooms, red onion, white onion, broccoli, carrot
terribleplan: After doing some looking I think ST in general are a good idea for this race. SMs probably only save a few seconds per lap, wear faster (so more pit time overall), and are just generally harder to control.
badpandabear: @Molladia The hazard indicators seem to come on when there's a crash, and can't be turned off
Sacrenos: @Juliamon peppers, red onion and either jalapenos or shrooms, depending what you are into
realbadatthis_: @iris_of_ether hell yeah!
badpandabear: I had to lookup Le Poisson Steve because I'm an old
Redbassist: That's a good steve
iris_of_ether:
2 raiders from Phailhammer have joined!
Molladia: Yeah 8:13 am
Molladia: It says so on the dashboard
HoloTheWiseWolf_: how far off midnight are we
Amboss2: Dark outside? This time of year?
ButButTheJesus: and really what is time
adept_nekomancer: Late night office on a weekend always feels a bit weird
RassilonDND: Hey chat, any chance you know if there wereany protests today in victoria? just curious
RandomTrivia:
Good news, you didn't hit the truck
Sacrenos: alt-num2
Mai_Andra: "But today is not this day!"
Redbassist: looks like the hazard lights instead
Phailhammer:
mtvcdm: Leader has two laps to go
RassilonDND: You spin me right round
RandomTrivia:
That button combination turned off one of the front wheels
Redbassist:
PsychoI3oy: why do we HAVE that switch!?!
Sacrenos: 1 more lap and the race is reset anyway I think?
Amboss2: you bumped Kirby!
realbadatthis_: @PsychoI3oy if deactivating cylinders saves on gas, imagine if we turn off a wheel!
RassilonDND: better question is why do we need an FM radio in a race car
mtvcdm: That's the leader's lap count, not yours.
RockPusher: Tama-GO
eDRoaCH: hasnt spoiled yet!
mtvcdm: That's tamago's lap count
loufghyslaufey: Oh. You mean the BUS routes have reset?
Sacrenos:
when the leader completes their laps, the rest finishes with +x laps, they do not continue driving. this is not mariokart
terribleplan: Laps left: 7.4 to the left of your speedo/rev meter
mtvcdm: Yeah. Leader finishes, everyone else just completes the lap they're on and then they're done.
eDRoaCH: I keep thinkimg you have a DUFF shirt on
adept_nekomancer: @terribleplan I think that's laps of fuel remaining
Sacrenos: @terribleplan that's just how much fuel there is left in the tank
terribleplan: Oh, that's less useful then
RassilonDND: all that drifting, think of the boost you get at the end
Sacrenos: when your steering is so far off you are driving one handed xD
wedge_x: trimming the verge
eDRoaCH: it was really unfair of them to install magnets in those barriers
ContingentCat: Gant
mtvcdm: Tamago has taken the white flag.
eDRoaCH: it sounds like your turn signal is on
RandomTrivia: !gant
LRRbot: Consider reducing FFB gain.
RandomTrivia: *cronch*
Sacrenos: murdered xD
Juliamon: RUDE
RandomTrivia: Wow, RUDE
HoloTheWiseWolf_: weeeeeeee
mtvcdm: We got into this mess in a variety of ways, Cori
ContingentCat: Wow rude
ElementalAlchemist: several* more times around
RassilonDND: Thanks, you reset Cori back to wall
adept_nekomancer: That was rude of them. You were clearly signaling a turn
Sacrenos: You know, it is up to the car off track to resafe joinly....
Juliamon: resafe joinly
Redbassist: the hazards can supposedly be turned off if both the left and right indicators are pressed??
mtvcdm: You're not at the end until tamago takes the checker
Fruan: Does this car even have wheels anymore?
RandomTrivia: Just ride that wall all the way to the line!
Sacrenos:
@Juliamon one for the jimmy broadbent fans
realbadatthis_: oh it is hazards not a turn signal
mtvcdm: If you make it you gotta do another lap
badpandabear: @Fruan Wheels yes. Tires...?
adept_nekomancer: The walls will turn for us!
RassilonDND: oh hey the rain is letting up
RandomTrivia: It's ok, 3 lefts make a right
Redbassist: long long tamagoooo
terribleplan: And putting down a smokescreen, yes
ContingentCat: Uhhh yeah
RandomTrivia:
definenull: uhhh
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Sacrenos:
cori, you have one more lap to complete
Redbassist: wheel? skill issue
ButButTheJesus: its all a ploy of Big Wheel!
adept_nekomancer: And now we do celebratory donuts in the sand
RassilonDND: victory 8s?
ButButTheJesus: Cori's cracked it wide open!
wildpeaks: it was a train all along
RassilonDND: We live here now, in the gravel
mtvcdm: Tamago has finished
adept_nekomancer: Oh -- we get to complete this last lap
mtvcdm: This is now *your* final lap
wedge_x: tracks are for losers
Redbassist: happy squeals
ContingentCat: No kings no roads
eDRoaCH: i like how you're out here fighting for your life and the other cars are just sunday driving
Redbassist: really whamjangled in there
RandomTrivia:
wedge_x: winner!
eDRoaCH: you wrecked paolo
ContingentCat: Almost nice
Astramentha:
Redbassist:
RassilonDND: *Cue Final Fantasy Victory Music*
definenull: so.... 1/2h break?
RandomTrivia:
Lipsync LRRMans
RassilonDND: Replay Ian's bit and dub over it?
eDRoaCH: what if you found a really fun setting to use
RassilonDND: Late Night Lemans fight?
RandomTrivia: *honk*
adept_nekomancer: Just a slight pileup
Redbassist: hank
definenull: !y
LRRbot: HONK!
eDRoaCH: you forgot to signal
cmdrud87: right...
Redbassist: winning
adept_nekomancer: Crimes?
eDRoaCH: it means you're winning
HoloTheWiseWolf_: where racing now
mtvcdm: Yellow means good things!
definenull: you scared them off with your starting line aggression
RassilonDND: quick, deploy the spike strips
Juliamon: Where did the sunlight go
mtvcdm: Turn 1 incident, not your fault
Redbassist: char can retire?
HoloTheWiseWolf_: um
RandomTrivia:
Oh goodness, half the field is dead already
DeM0nFiRe: @Juliamon It's a new race
HoloTheWiseWolf_: what did we doo
RandomTrivia:
terribleplan: Uhh
definenull: uhhh
RassilonDND: Well, we live here now
RandomTrivia: The clock is frozen
badpandabear: Have we hit the time anomoly again
HoloTheWiseWolf_: the race is over everyone go home
adept_nekomancer: Oh, this happened again
mtvcdm: The clock stopped, we're here forever
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: The bucket has reach.
eDRoaCH: session has ended
RandomTrivia: We've become suspended in limbo
wildpeaks: we survived the heat death of the universe, there is no sun anymore and time is meaningless
terribleplan: Game over
Juliamon: This is like what happened with Ian
Redbassist:
wheel nooooo
mtvcdm: Insert coin to continue
badpandabear: The whole game may need a restart
RandomTrivia: Oh dear
definenull: apparently this is what happens if you get a penal?
definenull: at least that'
definenull: s what happend to ian last time
Juliamon: Yeah, nothing worked
Zaghrog: Switch to AI driver?
Juliamon: He went to break
RassilonDND: Time to rotate and fluff the computer?
darkcyril: And now we can blame the AI.
definenull: they turned off the wipers at least
RassilonDND: is the magic smoke escaping?
RandomTrivia: That's probably fine
Juliamon: That's the warning he got too
adept_nekomancer: Oh no, the CPI is in danger again
eDRoaCH: your processor is in danger. what a game msg
adept_nekomancer: *CPU
eDRoaCH: that tank is ROLLIN
eDRoaCH: that tank just shot somebody!
RandomTrivia: The big rig is back!
definenull: yeah it's always a wash like the first pancake
Juliamon: first pancake syndrome
RandomTrivia: Was that Night Watch in the gravel already?
eDRoaCH: using the california passing lane i see
RandomTrivia:
definenull: oop
badpandabear: F9 is "cycle leaderboard bar mode at bottom of screen " so it might help?
Juliamon: ah cracked screen, we missed you
Carlioo: already a broken windshield, good start
RandomTrivia: Aw heck, there goes another glass wheel
eDRoaCH: at 11:30 NightWatch should become a dump truck
eDRoaCH: dont take the stairs!
mtvcdm: Are you?
aerohydra: stair car is real, i repeat, stair car is real
adept_nekomancer: @eDRoaCH Should Zeta spin out at midnight in order to rotate the cushions?
RockPusher: [Narrator: Cori was not sorry…]
DigitalSeahorse: "Oops, I'll Do It Again"
DeM0nFiRe: Driving by sense of taste
RandomTrivia:
If one sense is killed, 2 more shall take its place...
ButButTheJesus: lose sanity, become psychic!
badpandabear: Well now it's on the wall...
terribleplan: Engine's off due to the wall, too
RandomTrivia:
Oh....
iris_of_ether: Cori's engine: also off the wall
HoloTheWiseWolf_: its the tracks engin now
Carlioo: I mean you're not last so
SnackPak_: driving is so much easier with a fixed car
beowuuf: "Driving"
iris_of_ether: Like the angel's share but for car parts
HoloTheWiseWolf_: the track is eating good today
definenull: with all the bananas and jackfruit on the road, most definitely
badpandabear: That's dark
definenull: whee!
Zaghrog: woah, that was interesting
eDRoaCH: darn magnets again
DigitalSeahorse: what if Ian is caught in late night traffic?
mtvcdm: Car needed a spin dry
RandomTrivia: Very stylish
eDRoaCH: man it went all cell shaded for a moment
adept_nekomancer: We're just stress testing the car
mtvcdm: Total. That's what we're doing with the car.
Carlioo: hey you went up to places, keep crashing and you might go to first
Carlioo: two places*
RandomTrivia: OMEGA has always been that powerful
adept_nekomancer: You can't win a race without cracking a few transmissions.
DigitalSeahorse: BUS
eDRoaCH: can we get snow tires put on
RandomTrivia: It's just we haven't been able to measure it before
DigitalSeahorse: 2 Bus
Carlioo: it IS 17 degrees, that's pretty cold
wildpeaks: 2bus4zeta
RandomTrivia:
@eDRoaCH I think you misheard - there'sno tires left
definenull: let's get ready to rumble~
wildpeaks: ghost bus
DeM0nFiRe: BUS
wildpeaks:
realbadatthis_: @Carlioo ah, so winter
eDRoaCH: it could have better top speed. those busses are killing you
terribleplan: It is a little wild what the top speed of some of these other cars are
realbadatthis_: getting out aerod by a van
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: who up warmin they balloon?
Mai_Andra: The most decadent moonlight walk
eDRoaCH: they just dont know how to land
Carlioo: I think you can go through some of the barriers if you get more stopping power
DigitalSeahorse: ah for stopping power you want a Kar
beowuuf:
less crowded sky 
heyalexdaily: What, you don't nightballoon in Canada?
mtvcdm: I say get the car up there and investigate
cmdrud87: actually, I have ridden a hot air baloon before dawn before, so I could see the sunrise.
DigitalSeahorse: Kar98*
cmdrud87:
no, it surely wasn't
RandomTrivia: @cmdrud87 Ooh, you get the sneaky sunrise preview before the losers on the ground see it
realbadatthis_: @DigitalSeahorse I got it. 8mm is pretty powerful
definenull:
you gotta be real high up if you wanna see the sunrise 8h before dawn
adept_nekomancer: Or on a planet with a rotational period of 8 hours, I guess.
DigitalSeahorse:
DeM0nFiRe: Compound
DeM0nFiRe: Compound is tire selection
Gekyouryuu: consider this, cori: way before dawn is the BEST time to ride a hot air balloon, because who WOULD do that? there's guaranteed to be no other balloons, so you're safe from collisions with other balloons
DeM0nFiRe: I think semislick is what Ian's been doing
terribleplan: ST is probably what you want
eDRoaCH: nothing
terribleplan: SM is harder to control if you don't keep it properly warm and stuff
DigitalSeahorse: oh right, I've got meds to take
mtvcdm: Oh, so this is what the game *wants* us to do
mtvcdm: Nah
realbadatthis_: stems are thick like 30mm
realbadatthis_: i think they grow from the trunks of the trees though
DigitalSeahorse: *calls them Jake Fruit instead*
HoloTheWiseWolf_: hes doing his best
RandomTrivia:
mtvcdm: Yep, that's motorcycling for you
HoloTheWiseWolf_: sushi is comming for them though
realbadatthis_: you getting dusted by mumin rider?
adept_nekomancer: That's totally how friction works, yes
DigitalSeahorse:
RockPusher: Lean vs Cuisine, who will reign supreme!
DigitalSeahorse: snap to angle
Gekyouryuu: oh, Death Stranding 2
DigitalSeahorse: I saw someone lean to stop quickly before a land slide spotted just in the nick of time
badpandabear: Yeah I was confused, Dead Rising is a very different game
Fruan: Corpse lifting
terribleplan: Imagining "Hideo Kojima's Dead Rising" is kinda wild though...
rodsur: kojima watching anime? im shocked!
DeM0nFiRe: Woah, Kojima may be weird but that's no reason to accuse him of watching Anime
Mai_Andra: zombie horde is a mall, yeah. It was fun for a weekend.
realbadatthis_: chainsaw hockey stick game?
zer03juan: why is the Italian driving a sushi car, shouldn't it be a gnocchi?
realbadatthis_: lawn mower zombies triggers a neuron that says "dead alive"
beowuuf:
realbadatthis_: one must imagine Shiftyphus happy
beowuuf: 28 years later
beowuuf: next weekend in the us looks like
beowuuf: couldn't they have held on to it for five more years?
HoloTheWiseWolf_: is the ian alive again
beowuuf: 28 days later
realbadatthis_: beowuuf, thanks for that sub to James earlier in the weekend
terribleplan: In a few years they'll make "28 Decades Later", an entirely unrelated SciFi movie
beowuuf:
@realbadatthis_ glad you got caught in the gifting
beowuuf: @terribleplan cloverfield world: 28 decades later
HoloTheWiseWolf_: chat do i buy a new airbrush. i dont strictly "NEED" it but i can claim it on tax and i havent spent much for tax this year
HoloTheWiseWolf_: hey ian
definenull: good timezone ian!
RandomTrivia: Good morning, Ian
Juliamon: Hello Ian! The bug happened again
badpandabear: Hi Ian!
HoloTheWiseWolf_: dont ask
RockPusher: Have a good nap Ian?
Texan_Reverend: Welcome back, Ian.
wildpeaks: also bios warning stopped by
adept_nekomancer:
We found the subocean at least 3 times, but the game wouldn't let us live there.
wildpeaks: booped the wall
definenull: "yup, that's a wall"
JadedCynic: Gesundheit
DigitalSeahorse: gaZOOMtits
RassilonDND: bonus stream?
definenull: !next
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wildpeaks: not the Arkane kind
aerohydra: can they be whalers on the moon
realbadatthis_: with the girl who kicks!
kristian_fischer: Remember, it's Damok and Jalad ON Tanagra!
definenull: yeah too spherical for jackfruit, but that fruit is free to call itself whatever it wants
beowuuf: desramble not decypher, and no feedback
RassilonDND: Next year im putting in for Durian and Starfruit
adept_nekomancer: I also went to look up jackfruit. They can weigh 55 kg?!?
realbadatthis_: depends on the cultivar. some are durian sizes/shaped but much softer
definenull: yeah jackfruit are chonkers
DigitalSeahorse: jakefruit
beowuuf: everything is cake, except fruit which is people
beowuuf:
@DigitalSeahorse
Chesul: the banana should clearly be ridden by an old woman.
RassilonDND: Should we ask Ian about the whole being unable to move earlier when we restarted the run
wedge_x: do you want Durandal? because that's how you get Durandal
wildpeaks: 09h07
wildpeaks: (and can confirm weather is grey here)
HoloTheWiseWolf_: ian has wizard powers
Lord_Hosk: ba dah da
DigitalSeahorse:
@beowuuf
rodsur: car, now with VIM
badpandabear: Very Poisson. Very Steve. 13/10
thetoastmonster: shouldn't a car have headlights?
Chesul: it probably did, at one point.
badpandabear: They are ablative head lights
realbadatthis_: @thetoastmonster the bonks might have disabl
adept_nekomancer: I wonder what the melting point of a tire is
realbadatthis_: *disabled them
iris_of_ether: It's threaded ll
iris_of_ether: lol*
iris_of_ether:
?
RandomTrivia:
Oh yes, that will definitely end well
HoloTheWiseWolf_: oh ian i asure you we can
DigitalSeahorse:
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Chesul: that sounds like a challenge.
SnackPak_: o7
definenull: "retired"
PsychoI3oy: got dusted
DigitalSeahorse: you can extinguish a candle
RandomTrivia: "Retired" in the Bladerunner sense
wedge_x: unracing
realbadatthis_: i think it were your hazards that were making the relays click
HoloTheWiseWolf_: how is the new acetto game these days been keeping an eye on it?
SnackPak_:
Molladia: Without headlights
beowuuf: or it's columbo behind columbus
Molladia: Can we set the console to 8am for daylight
kenny_roberts84: HAX
RockPusher:
HoloTheWiseWolf_: AHJAHAHAHA
SnackPak_: not really
DigitalSeahorse:
beowuuf: "say, that's a great new world you've found, my wife is always telling me about all this sailing stuff... just one thing..."
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mtvcdm: yep
thetoastmonster: now this is pod racing
realbadatthis_: this is wht there are deadbands
RassilonDND: we learned 0.1 laps remain before we gas out.
mtvcdm: Oh, we're about to run out of gas?
PorpoisesUnknown: Can't refuel economy too bad
Lord_Hosk: Thats what she said
Fruan: Stop edging the car!
wedge_x: hypermiling
RockPusher:
thetoastmonster: he's opened holes in the floor of the car and he's Flintstoning it
adept_nekomancer: Turbomilking
xantos69: How dare you speak for me.
HoloTheWiseWolf_: love the constant 30kmh where doing
Genie_M: Driver's hands are a bit shaky - also it should be 9am, daylight
mtvcdm: !addquote (Ian) [now] When you need to empty your goat in one minute, this is how you do it.
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PorpoisesUnknown: "Were not driving, were steering...WITH STYLE!"
Lord_Hosk: THATS WHAT I SAID!
adept_nekomancer: I note that it doesn't seem to use any fuel in this mode
TStodden: Um... how much Bang has our driver taken?
DigitalSeahorse: JeffFruit
RandomTrivia: Is it me or has the fuel level not changed in over a minute?
PsychoI3oy: TStodden upgraded to 'boom'
Molladia: What happens if you turn off the AI?
DigitalSeahorse: JerkFruit
DigitalSeahorse: GeorgeFruit
TStodden: I was wondering when their heart does that...
RandomTrivia:
DigitalSeahorse:
wedge_x: jerk by wire
adept_nekomancer: This is what happens when you overcaffeinate your AI
thetoastmonster: This is the ideal driving method. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
beowuuf: o7
DiamondTiki: We'
SnackPak_: this thrilling content
DiamondTiki: We're asusming this is consuming fuel at all
kimmiekoneko: zeta is still going? nice
DiamondTiki: For which we have no evidence
TXC2: Morning everybody
TXC2: I see Cori has Cori'd the divers hands
adept_nekomancer: I think I might know what the hazard is
wildpeaks: we might be the hazard on teh track
Carlioo: hazard is my middle name
SnackPak_:
TXC2
TXC2: hello SnackPak_
wildpeaks: too much coffee
Redbassist:
PsychoI3oy: unfortunately, skipped through the clear coat and is now in 'paint off'
adept_nekomancer: He's definitely waxing off something.
TStodden: Too much caffeine, Not enough gasoline.
RandomTrivia: BAHAHAHAHA
RandomTrivia: The little correction, then back to wobbling
wildpeaks: where we're going, we don't need gasoline
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realbadatthis_: smooth is fast
DigitalSeahorse:
SnackPak_: Al's out there, just trying to get home
TXC2:
learn a lot, but would any of it be useful?
DeM0nFiRe: Oil companies HATE this one weird trick
RandomTrivia: I think we've found the way to actually break fuel efficiency
mtvcdm: This is just good consumer advice
PsychoI3oy: is this like strafe running in a FPS speedrun?
adept_nekomancer: Infinite fuel hack -- get anywhere you want at a rate of 30 km/h
Fruan: You're actually just being dragged along by crabwalking the front wheels.
RassilonDND: So basically its bunny hopping but for cars?
Aceviru: Hypermilling to the next level
RassilonDND: So serpentining for milage
RassilonDND: Or sonicating?
realbadatthis_: hexbugs?
mtvcdm: Imagine if everyone did this with their cars
realbadatthis_: (now sold as cat toys)
wildpeaks: we're all fridge magnets
adept_nekomancer: What we saved in fuel we'd pay for in new tires every 50 miles
Molladia: Petrol still not going down
Mai_Andra: If your vibe force is weak, try new batteries.
Redbassist: lovely sound
HoloTheWiseWolf_: i mean where all vibrating all the time unless where at molecular freezing point
TXC2: we're all just clouds of electrons
mtvcdm: Give kids 'The Wheel'
DigitalSeahorse: it's still blinking
definenull: !!!
DiamondTiki: It washed off
SnackPak_:
Lord_Hosk: CORI
Redbassist:
kimmiekoneko: phrasing
Mai_Andra: "why is it?"
DeM0nFiRe:
HoloTheWiseWolf_: DOES IT
realbadatthis_: white cheddar chetto
RandomTrivia: CORI NO
adept_nekomancer: Nope nope nope
definenull: NO
definenull: ABORT
SnackPak_: write that down!
Redbassist: ian yes
Klistrik: twitchy arm
RockPusher:
TXC2:
sure is after midnight eh?
ButButTheJesus: IAN. MAYBE.
RassilonDND: EXCUSE ME
farley_f: no no good gog no
RandomTrivia: SOMEHOW THAT'S MORE CURSED
mtvcdm: IAN
Texan_Reverend: We're definitely at _that_ time of night.
RandomTrivia: Go back to the Beej car face thing
wildpeaks: the experiment needs to be repeatable as well
Redbassist: hydraulic press with sensors
thetoastmonster: who can make the most flavourless potato chips?
TXC2: this is an askmaster challenge
RassilonDND: Is this just an evolution of the "who can clean a chicken wing the fastest/most complete"
adept_nekomancer:
DeM0nFiRe: You know what? *uncheeses your cheese curls*
realbadatthis_: what cars have the most sucked off face, and why is it the lambo miura
definenull: disenshrouded
wedge_x: I missed part of this, are we making beej civet coffee?
Redbassist: shellac
HoloTheWiseWolf_: feels like something you want those micro surgury robot hands foor
RassilonDND: You mean coat it in sugar Shellac?
Lord_Hosk: Removing the shell from a M&M without removing any of the chocolate
adept_nekomancer: Never eat the naked beans
wedge_x: none of this is better
wedge_x:
Redbassist:
definenull: oh that car has seen better days
RandomTrivia: That's.... certainly a sound
wedge_x: oh it's a pulse jet
Fruan: If the car's a-rockin', it's to save on fuel efficiency
TXC2: this track is so dark
Redbassist: don't make eye contact
TXC2: it's stealth
realbadatthis_: and across Gambon
RassilonDND: It's sight is based on movement. Le Hold still
Redbassist: it is le tired
ArdCollider: digniteeee
thetoastmonster: 24 hours of... lemons?
adept_nekomancer: If you don't acknowledge the ghost car, it can't hurt you
RandomTrivia:
HoloTheWiseWolf_: this is the 24 hours of IANS MADNESS
SnackPak_: art
ghyllnox: It Endures
Awfrigate: spooky
DeM0nFiRe: This was the 24h of nurburgring last year basically lol
wedge_x: is dignity the white stripe or the red stripe
RandomTrivia: BAHAHAHAHA
RandomTrivia: THE QUEUE
DigitalSeahorse:
HoloTheWiseWolf_: look at those wheels go
TXC2: Gods it's like being on the I-5
ButButTheJesus: i think i can
Molladia: How is that wheel still connected?
definenull: pure spite
Fruan: Jackfruited thugs
RandomTrivia:
Redbassist: some say its still hamboning to this day
HoloTheWiseWolf_: just cut that cat off
RandomTrivia: I don't care what any race commentator thinks, this is PEAK racing
TXC2: is the tank still running?
adept_nekomancer: We need someone at the pits to suplex the ghost car out of its misery so it'll reset
realbadatthis_: is the AI the new thrustmaster?
RassilonDND: I am so glad I tuned in for this while I sleeve up a commander deck
DigitalSeahorse: JokeFruit, it doesn't exist
DeM0nFiRe:
wedge_x: white line fever, baby
definenull: uhhh
HoloTheWiseWolf_: VRRRRRRRRRR
DeM0nFiRe: He's just vibing
thetoastmonster: the only thing holding this car's wheels on is bluetooth
adept_nekomancer: @DeM0nFiRe At like 80 hz
RandomTrivia: @DeM0nFiRe Putting the "vibe" into "vibrate"
RassilonDND: Clearly, the stig isn't moveing, the rest of the world is vibing at 120 hz
beowuuf: stug
DiamondTiki: And now the horror movie intro cam
TXC2: what if the stig could superposition his hands?
Fruan: What if we put The Stig in a tumble dryer
ButButTheJesus: this is how stigs look for a mate
DiamondTiki: Glad we got that in for this year
Redbassist: oh god the lights
definenull: that face is HORRIFYING
DigitalSeahorse:
wildpeaks: Mr Bean does racing
Mai_Andra:
why did the headlight look like an eyeball...
RandomTrivia: It cannot be stopped, it cannot be slowed. Wherever you run, it will catch you. Wherever you hide, it will find you. This car is inevitable
realbadatthis_: this vid gave me carpal tunnel
wedge_x: now this is podracing
thetoastmonster: @RandomTrivia like the immortal snail
SnackPak_: cool parade
wildpeaks: traffic jam
DeM0nFiRe: lmao what the fuck is this race
ButButTheJesus: FORTH, SUSHI
xantos69:
Well folks, You have earned these bits. 50
TheMerricat: Just woke up from a quick nap chat.... what am I seeing here?!?!
HoloTheWiseWolf_: the royal prosession
Redbassist: this is nichijou scene
adept_nekomancer: "Bringing you live coverage of the slow-speed chase..."
TXC2: this is my funeral procession
DigitalSeahorse: reminds me of yesterday I was looking inside the models of MS 3D Viewer, some of them, yikes!
Redbassist: I can't wait for the CITY premeire
ghyllnox: \o/
RandomTrivia: @TheMerricat Welcome back... Everything is perfectly normal and under control...
Riandisa: What a beautiful pile up
TheMerricat:
Fruan: You might not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like
RandomTrivia: @RandomTrivia The AI is driving, by some careful combination of throttle control and wheel wobbling, it has infinite fuel
realbadatthis_: I think that is the second time momin rider lapped cori
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Redbassist:
TStodden: The fuel gauge is highly bias... that last 1.0 L is actually 10.0 L (or something like that)
ghyllnox: @RandomTrivia Which is important because the fuel tank is badly damaged due to Cori
TXC2: that bus was so gonna fish tail
HoloTheWiseWolf_: Where am i, who is this, who am i
definenull: "could the owner of the lost car please pick up your lost child on lane 3..."
ghyllnox: "Child playing in traffic" but the child is a car
wedge_x: he's not going for distance. he's not going for speed.
adept_nekomancer: Like a salmon swimming upstream
HoloTheWiseWolf_: @wedge_x infact hes barly going at all
Redbassist: what a scoop
RassilonDND: Was that just a hidden frame of flash>?
PsychoI3oy: this is now a 23 minute lap
ghyllnox: Single flash
ZER0_TW0: this would be getting documented
HoloTheWiseWolf_: its like the driver has developed parkinsons desies
adept_nekomancer: 25 minute laps, but think of all the time we're saving by not needing to stop for fuel!
RandomTrivia:
We need to get Molly some clean samples from this
HoloTheWiseWolf_: tamago still puting in a good effort
definenull: win by mental damage
malsareus: good morning Ian, Cori and chat
RandomTrivia: Good morning malsareus
malsareus: so, is it me or is the car somewhat damaged?
kimmiekoneko: the egg is runny
ButButTheJesus: EG GO
TXC2: hello malsareus welcome
Redbassist: egg likes to tamago
HoloTheWiseWolf_: @malsareus the ai driver is as well
RandomTrivia: WELP
RandomTrivia:
DeM0nFiRe: BRUH
definenull:
DeM0nFiRe: After all that!
SnackPak_: wooooow
RockPusher:
adept_nekomancer: Dude, you were almost there
RandomTrivia: It was a good run - after all that
Fruan: wut
DiamondTiki: Ha!
Redbassist:
oh no
realbadatthis_: I want to hear the "slowed cricket sounds down to the equivalent time signature if they lived as long as humans" of these tire squeels and throttle
Zaghrog:
ButButTheJesus: ENOUGH
badpandabear: o7
adept_nekomancer: Proved he could do it, then he left
ButButTheJesus: bah gawd, he has a family!
Redbassist: o7
TStodden: The AI beejed it!?
DigitalSeahorse:
ghyllnox:
RockPusher: Thank you Cori
realbadatthis_: very french of them
DiamondTiki: o7
RockPusher:
DeM0nFiRe:
DeM0nFiRe:
o/
beowuuf:
TXC2: and thus ends the "infinity" fuel glitch
Lord_Hosk: UN-Possible
RandomTrivia:
Thank you Cori, for being entertaining but also for breaking this game wide open
TXC2: thank you Cori
Fruan: I'm dying
TXC2: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe refresh your drink, take your meds, or go to the toilet if you need to. Don't forget to wash your hands!
Redbassist: cori is da best, cannot beat
ghyllnox: "You can't give me a penalty, I quit!"
badpandabear: Bye Cori!
wedge_x: *applause*
Zaghrog: The AI simply didn't believe in the glitch
PsychoI3oy:
ButButTheJesus:
I have to bed now, gnight all
DiamondTiki:
Even after 9 years, Ian's co-drivers are discovering new ways to DNF a race with all penalties turned off
realbadatthis_: night butbut
RandomTrivia:
DiamondTiki
TXC2: so long ButButTheJesus sleep well
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: Did Cori find the Sub ocean again?
badpandabear: She found it a few times but the game wouldn't let us stay there
RandomTrivia:
The bike
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: Classic
RandomTrivia: Can we un-retire?
RandomTrivia: wat
Zaghrog: I bet the "Reitred" was for another driver
TXC2: and we're back
RockPusher: Cue The Sun!
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: breakfast is
thetoastmonster: nature is healing
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: *ish
Jontall: The retired was for Ian, weirdly
Mai_Andra: oh, it wasn't "retired"... it was "re-tired"
DeM0nFiRe: You're apparently still on the same lap, because your time is 31 minutes lol
definenull: i appreciate the usage of the passive voice in "became retired"
Redbassist: liquid sunshine
Fruan: This is how the Butlerian Jihad starts
RandomTrivia:
It was dark, you needed *electric* lights
Laurence72: Daytime rain... it falls in this here racing game.. daytime rain... watch Ian race this track again... daytime rain...
kimmiekoneko: @Fruan what did judith butler do this time
RockPusher: Moved your body like you moved that mini
malsareus: or an MS computer
RandomTrivia: Or when a Windows update changes your default browser
kimmiekoneko: in france, they call him le edge
Redbassist: le poisson edge
rodsur: le edge or just ledge?
Molladia: Or when you boot Windows 24H2
DigitalSeahorse: the band would be called The Magazine
DeM0nFiRe: About 6h15m left
DeM0nFiRe:
Redbassist: hello?
DiamondTiki: Well, then
DigitalSeahorse: or The Unquestionable Magazine
quton:
Redbassist: truck pls
LordZarano: ガント
RandomTrivia: !gant
LRRbot: GANT GANT
Laurence72: License Plate of the beast, almost
TStodden: Are we trying to go UNDER that truck?
DeM0nFiRe: "clean overtake" neither clean nor an overtake lol
TXC2: and that's were babies come from
badpandabear: That was a clean murder
quton: just a quick little peek
RandomTrivia: Don't shoot until you see the whites of their driveshaft
DiamondTiki: Don't stop until you see the grey of their drive shafts
RandomTrivia:
DiamondTiki Same braincell
DiamondTiki:
@RandomTrivia
TXC2: more powerful then North Sea
RassilonDND: Hubris
TXC2: it's Horner-man !
Mathwyn: Part guy part man, all dude
Mai_Andra: Jack Guyman
DigitalSeahorse:
DeM0nFiRe:
RandomTrivia:
Laurence72: From the creator of Teen Boat?
RandomTrivia:
The other drivers will be so jelly
RockPusher: Thank goodness you're here Guy……man! France has been totally filled with the French! Whatever will we do‽
Lord_Hosk: She got a perfect lap Course record
Redbassist: laps?
DeM0nFiRe: I think the game might just be bugged? I haven't seen it ever show white for anybody
RockPusher: RIP Honey
Lord_Hosk: And then she crashed just past the line
DeM0nFiRe: Oh cool I missed that
HoloTheWiseWolf_: cori gave us 0 to broken transmision in under 60s
RassilonDND: Hot take: G gundam was my favorite series, and I will fight you for it
Lord_Hosk: She set a lot of records, lets be honest
Jontall: She also manifested a trip to the void, which was both impressive and funny
Laurence72: All these laps are clean because the rain washes all the dirt off the car
TXC2: gotta get washed to get clean, as we say on OkiOki
thunderbird32: Gundam Wing is the only series I've seen, so its my favorite by default
DeM0nFiRe: GANT
LordZarano: ガント
Molladia: Witch from Mercury is my favourite, having been the only one I've watched fully
RandomTrivia: GANT
Deyna_Taggerung: GANTT
RassilonDND: Theres a ramen shop open this late?
DigitalSeahorse: mmmmmm ramen
TXC2:
as long as you don't do as I do and wake up at 3am EVERY night to go to the toilet you're fine
thunderbird32: I wish there was a ramen shop closer than an almost hour drive from me
RassilonDND: Excuse me what? 420 puteen house?!
LordChrusher: lol at something being open late in Victoria
TXC2: Victoria rolls up the sidewalk at 8pm
TXC2: Cookie is an Arcadian ?
Chronomagistrate: Je suis le Monstre de Biscuit
Lord_Hosk: I had a dream last night, that Point Roberts voted to join Canada, and just before it did it, we bought a house there, So we instantly became Citizens and the price of the house skyrocketed because it became a Vancouver suburb, so we sold it to buy a house her in Victoria.
DigitalSeahorse: I'm in Toronto and it's still about an hour ride to get to the good ramen places
DigitalSeahorse: cause I'm not in GTA
DeM0nFiRe: It's ok the rain is washing the lap clean
RassilonDND: At the rate things are going, we may have to sell Michigan to canada
DeM0nFiRe: This game does look way better in the rain than the dry IMO
DigitalSeahorse: the sound of the wipers is rather soothing
LordChrusher: what is Ian driving?
TXC2: RassilonDND you'd have to throw Minnesota into the deal
LordZarano: ガント
Laurence72:
It's about potatoes
BlueMechanic: It's based on Shakespeare's Henry IV
TXC2: LordChrusher Neisan 370z
TheElrad: Ian, First of his Name, King of Idaho?
RassilonDND: For the whole US Debt? seems like a Deal
ghyllnox: @RassilonDND Michigander here, sure
CaptainSpam: How about your own private Ivanhoe?
Laurence72: Ian owning Idaho is the only reason I would choose to travel thirty miles to visit it
Lord_Hosk: Isn't that Crypto?
RassilonDND: Yeah I want the US to become a creditor again, then holding other countries debt and make that sweet sweet money
malsareus: that does sound like a crypto
TXC2: you lost me at "print more money" and won me back at "tax corporations"
GlorySeer: Iancoin
Laurence72: POTATOES!
JoSt42: just call it the "World Reserve Currency". Who can deny you then?
GlorySeer: "I declare world reserve currency!" -Ian Horner, 2025
malsareus: sure but isn't that like Korea naming itself a democratic republic?
malsareus: north Korea*
TXC2:
PEOPLES democratic republic
GlorySeer: And so it came to pass
RassilonDND: I mean, I would like to announce the new Mc National Debt, now in 6 easy installments and Mcdonlads
GlorySeer: They hadn't heard of Denny's Second Breakfast ™? The fools
TXC2: good to know that Ian's Mayor McCheese is Alan tuduks Turbo-tastic from Wrekc it Ralph
LordChrusher: Not sure Denny's food makes me thing of Hobbits
TXC2: King candy that was it
adept_nekomancer: "Arby's: Eat like a raccoon!"
malsareus: is the casserole the size of a feedbag?
LostThePirate: I recently found some The Hobbit cards from Denny's from when the Hobbit movie trilogy came out...
LordZarano: ガント
Fruan: GANT
GlorySeer: If I went to a resturant and they just strapped a feed bag to my face, I'm not sure if I would be insulted or happy I didn't need to deal with other people.
RassilonDND: Arby's 80% meats, 10% racoons, 10% Mystery
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: Arby's: Eat a horse??
LostThePirate: Yeah, my roommates would go out to Denny's every Sunday night after recording their podcast back then, heh
GlorySeer: @xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx Sadly we have no concept of what that looks like, since they're impossible to draw.
RassilonDND: Arby's Now Pre-digested Meats
kimmiekoneko: they've gone to the big stairs in the sky
Zu_o: "Arby's: Good Neigh-burgers here." ?
EdibleDragon: Arby’s: Become Emulsified
DiamondTiki: Wait, are you allowed to switch to other drivers? Can you un-retire-
TXC2: an Irish jackfruit
DiamondTiki: OK, I had a thought, but then I hadn't seen this... vehicle this year
TXC2: DiamondTiki we are not sadly
Jontall: Did the tank re-un-anti-non-retire? It seemed to give up quite quickly
GlorySeer: As someone who has never LRRmans'd before, I appreciate this modernization of Desert Bus.
DigitalSeahorse: JillFruit
GlorySeer: The power was inside of us all along
GlorySeer: Thanks be to the modders
GlorySeer: I prefer to keep my words in a vault so secure even I do not know what they are.
TXC2: is there a Non-binary/ Agender addition to Jack and Jill ?
RassilonDND: At least we havent seen seto kaiba drive by on a blue eyes white dragon, or a Zaku fly by
Laurence72: As the song goes, "Words are so very, unnecessary"
GlorySeer: Card games on motorcyles, AKA Aetherdrift
Jontall:
Personally I hope next year there will be a mole mod. All those trips to the void should let you save some time
TXC2: we'll be able to Wheeler in in that case
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: Card Games on Motorcycles!? ( i nearly when all caps but I know how the mods here feel)
MMoritz: I've just started watching gundam, so I'm learning about gun tank
LordZarano: GANT
Zu_o: @TXC2 This might be a little loaded, but as far as the pattern is concerned and the way it sounds, I would like "Djinn" for that.
GlorySeer: My friend wanted to get me into Gundam from the beginning, but I'm not sure that series if my jam.
TXC2: Zu_o oooo
Molladia: Have you seen anything about "Mecha Break" thats coming out in a few weeks?
Zu_o: or Gin, I suppose.
Sacrenos: sorry, I wasn't paying attention. Gunpla tank?
MMoritz: I'm watching original 79 gundam. I figured to start at the start. im enjoying it
GlorySeer: The funny thing is that I also have no seen the Star Wars
RassilonDND: Theres also so many new flavors of gundam, you probably can find your flavor too
MMoritz: im surprised how much it's diving into zeon political machinations
GlorySeer: Shows do offer a lot more room for characters to grow and change naturally.
TXC2: bring back breather episodes damnit
BigTheDave: The ferris wheel. Always flashing. Never rotating
TXC2:
let characters do things outside of the myth arc
Molladia: Wet tyres?
RassilonDND: NGNL season 2 when
GlorySeer: Sadly we live in a post-Netflix age where everything needs to be a spectacle, rather than giving a good number of episodes to evolve.
Texan_Reverend: I just picked up a Gundam earlier today to trial some metallic markers with an airbrush.
Texan_Reverend: Exactly that!
Texan_Reverend: I got a few different brands and types of markers. Sharpies and also some acrylic paint pens.
GlorySeer: The focus on binge-watching does lead to interesting advancements in mini-series style shows. I'm just sad that it feels like long form series have been left to wither on the vine for the moment due to the
Texan_Reverend: Etc.
MMoritz: on the topic of original gundam, do all old animes have banging themes? because gundams theme is great and i feel like i understand mazinger zs theme more
GlorySeer: *them
Klistrik: I remember a time when single new episodes were a weekly event
RassilonDND: Might not be super popular, but the cutie honey intro still lives rent free in my head
Texan_Reverend: I'm really curious about whether these markers will work well with the airbrush. If so, it would be a really inexpensive and approachable way to get started with airbrushing models.
GlorySeer: I feel like old anime themes had a much different vibes than modern anime themes, which generally feel more like normal pop songs to me?
DigitalSeahorse: Cowboy Beebop
TXC2: GlorySeer modern theme song are often sold as singles and thus have to stand on that merit in a way old themes didn't
TXC2: retired marine, there are no ex marines
GlorySeer: @TXC2 Yeah, that's kind of the vibe I meant. I totally get the modern approach, but there's a sincerity to old anime that kind of feels like it's missing from some modern themes for lack of a better term.
TXC2: GlorySeer oh indeed
RassilonDND: I mean creepynuts seems super popular with recent/modern anime OP
Critterbot: Ginga Nagareboshi Gin's op is pretty good. All the other music from that show is also pretty good, but that might just be my nostalgia speaking, I dunno.
LordZarano: ΓΑΝΤ
Molladia: Yeah a bit
RassilonDND: Our engine sounds like its waterlogged
GlorySeer: The car simply became further away somehow
GlorySeer: Speeeeen
BigTheDave: KARMA
RandomTrivia: RUDE
TXC2: yes but it ties into the modern homogenisation of music
Critterbot:
The hubris!
RandomTrivia: DHL delivering for the first time ever
GlorySeer: There are a lot of anime themes that are really good music. They just don't always gel with the anime itself.
RassilonDND: If you could change one thing about anime openings of the past, what would it be?
EdibleDragon: “Tell Me Why” from the 90s Berserk series always cracks me up. It’s so peppy.
azninsect: good 18hrs friends, how are the nyooms?
LesBeauxPlastiques: g'mornin'
GlorySeer: Yeah, I feel like anime openings from the past are generally good fits?
TXC2: hello azninsect welcome
GlorySeer: Good morning!
GlorySeer: Foreign media makes for something good that is different from the norm of what we're used to, and offers a unique experience to what we would otherwise get.
Molladia: What are korean or chinese animated shows called?
TXC2: Molladia Manwa I think ?
RassilonDND: Manga= Japanese comics Manwha= Korean comics thats all i got
GlorySeer: "Tell me why" just makes me think of the Backstreet Boys
TXC2: ^
TheMerricat: "In Korean, animation is generally called "애니 (aeni)" or "애니메이션 (aenimeishyeon)", which is a shortened and full version of the English word "animation" respectively. To distinguish it from Japanese animation (anime), Korean animation is sometimes specifically referred to as "한국 애니 (hanguk aeni)" or "국산 애니 (guksan aeni)", meaning "Korean animation" or "domestic animation""
TheMerricat: "Chinese animation is called Donghua. While "anime" is specific to Japanese animation, "Donghua" is the Chinese term for animation in general, but is also used as a term to differentiate Chinese animation from anime. The word "Donghua" is the romanization of the Chinese term 动画, which literally translates to "moving pictures""
LordZarano: ガント
MMoritz: I remember when "japanimation" was a term
GlorySeer: I feel like that's a relevant distinction people forget. "Anime" to a lot of people is specifically Japanese animation, whereas it is simply their term for animation (as I understand it)
GlorySeer: "Japanimation" ohno
Laurence72: Weird Take -- Canadian animation should be called Canime
GlorySeer: Canadime
TXC2: Can-conime
GlorySeer: Simple call it "Ja"
TXC2:
"jap-an" is a slur come on
kimmiekoneko: jap-an is so stupid as an acroynm, it's always impressive
ghyllnox: Yikes
kimmiekoneko: almost
RassilonDND: Oh.... didnt know that.
BigTheDave: Japapanese is a smear
GlorySeer: Having not seen LRRman's before, I was really concerned about slamming into a car just to have Ian phase through it.
LesBeauxPlastiques: trombompaline
15 raiders from NightValien28 have joined!
NightValien28: beep beep
TXC2: Hello raider
ghyllnox: j-popanese
Chronomagistrate: Welcome raiders!
RandomTrivia:
Welcome raiders!
TXC2: I think permitted terms last an hour ?
GlorySeer: No more memory. Reject physical. Embrace concept.
Zaghrog: I imagine, because the pit area can have so many cars in the same place, it makes sense to despawn them
GlorySeer: Twitch and Youtube are both very hard
TXC2:
ghyllnox what mine do now I'm in my 30s
GlorySeer: "I don't like computers" same, honestly
ghyllnox:
@TXC2
NightValien28: computers are a mistake
Zaghrog: Uh oh
badpandabear: Time for me to sleep. Later folks
GlorySeer: Computers are simply a series of wires.
TXC2: so long badpandabear sleep well
RassilonDND: About halfway done sleeving my new commander deck, ill finish then head to bed
GlorySeer: Breath in the magic computer smoke to see the future.
TXC2: "humans made sand do maths, this made a lot of people angry and was considered a bad move"
Mangledpixel: boop
TXC2: hello Mangledpixel
PsychoI3oy: white smoke is a new pope; blue smoke is new pistons
GlorySeer: For some reason I just imagined Sparky from MTG:Arena in the Button
RassilonDND: A button that releases magic smoke, or an air freshener would be interseting
TXC2: bread and water
GlorySeer: The real conclave was the friends we made along the way
Mangledpixel: pot noodle
adept_nekomancer: They probably need to have toasters, so they can make pope tarts.
TheDevil_Risen: @Mangledpixel mmm Udon!
kimmiekoneko: i just realized why there is a ferris wheel at the track. because it's the one good viewing area...i'm glad i figured it out in under 24 hours
EOstby: They should be able to afford the finest pizza parties.
GlorySeer: I heard "a group door dash order from One Piece" and imagined Sanji making the conclave meals every day
TXC2: there's rules that they get less and less food the longer the conclave goes, in order to expedite things
RassilonDND: Maybe just bag rice in a pot and chicken nuggies in the oven?
DigitalSeahorse:
Pope Tarts?
BigTheDave: This christmas I'm singing "Poptarts roasting on an open fire"
GlorySeer: That is actually true as I understand it, from past issues.
adept_nekomancer: "We're seeing gray smoke, which means that the cardinals are cooking pizza in the voting oven"
kimmiekoneko: one time in the 13th century they took the roof off because it was taking too long
Critterbot:
Probably.
LordZarano: ႢႠႬႧ
aerohydra: that one that is just quietly in the corner getting drunk
TheDevil_Risen: the hats are full of snacks
vinewood_og: The bigger the hay
GlorySeer: I would simply take the roof if it were me
Driosenth: There was a diabetic pope that had lobbyists bribe him with sweets
vinewood_og: The bigger the hat, the bigger the snacks
Laurence72: I think I remember hearing or reading somewhere all the food gets inspected to make sure nobody tries slipping in something to influence them?
GlorySeer: And so one candidate snuck a line of coke into the food to bribe the conclave.
RassilonDND: Imagine walking in to check in on the Holy See, and they're all tripping
Laurence72: These wipers do have a good rhythm to them thugh
BlueMechanic: the longest conclave lasted for more than 1000 days. It was hundreds of years ago tso there weren't as many cardinals, but I think it took so long they changed the rules to speed it up. There was still a Conclave in the 1800s that took 51 days
TXC2:
RassilonDND well yeah, how else do you think they converse with God?
GlorySeer: They call them magic mushrooms for areason
PsychoI3oy: maybe it doesn't count since you retired?
TheMerricat: LIke making the AI driver cry and retire?
Mangledpixel: apparently they do have cooks and servers in the conclave who are sworn to secrecy, and hilariously "As of 2025 ... [they] may not serve food such as ravioli and whole chicken, which may conceal messages."
DeM0nFiRe: You have gained positions so it seems to be scoring you?
PsychoI3oy: hmm, yeah, you're 26th
kimmiekoneko: this sounds like a prison break movie
MTigress: good morning LRR Mans man
RassilonDND: One year they were divining the next pope from alphabet soup
TXC2: hello MTigress welcome
RandomTrivia: But now I'm inspired to make fortune ravioli
GlorySeer: I don't know how I feel about the idea of jamming a roll of paper up a whole chicken to send a message to the conclave deciding the pope
SK__Ren: put the message on a laminated piece of paper
Fruan: This ravioli is part of a message and a system of messages
TheMerricat: You don't need to cook the message ravioli, you can make a 'fake' one and just slip in the message after you are done.
Driosenth: That ravioli rule seems awfully specific, which means it happened at least once
GlorySeer: "A one pence piece means to vote for John. a five pence piece means to vote for Gary"
kimmiekoneko: opening my fortune cookie as a cardinal, it says "whereever you go, you will take yourself with you" (that's what mine said yesterday)
MTigress: lol
teaandvalkyries: one letter per ravioli
Laurence72: would papal ravioli = papioli?
RockPusher: This is not a ravioli of honour
GlorySeer: Translators note: "This was a joke at the time. But this is a real concern in the modern day"
spo8n: you can hide mayonnaise in cupcakes but then the secret message is disappointment
DeM0nFiRe: Do you send ravioli with at least once delivery or at most once delivery?
varbles: I feel like you could hide a message in most foods if you wanted to.
Mangledpixel: I translated the nuclear warning into Klingon a while ago
Mangledpixel: you know, for fun
LordZarano: 𝓖𝓐𝓝𝓣
RassilonDND: No one could decipher the message encoded in their breakfast. It read "OOOOO"
TXC2: AP history is gonna be a nightmare in 2120
EOstby: Thanks Obama.
SnackPak_: Miku did make minecraft
Laurence72: That seems generous to Obama
GlorySeer: Now I'm just thinking of a vocaloid Obama
kimmiekoneko: how does an historian source a tweet
adept_nekomancer: I for one welcome President Miku's policies.
BlueMechanic: What would Hatsune Miku do with the Chaos Emeralds?
TXC2:
Obama is going to be the Reverse James Buchanan to Trump's reverse Lincoln
Laurence72: I now need to go find of one my fave xkcd comic strips, one sec
GlorySeer: @kimmiekoneko Just adding a footnote saying "This is a real thing the president said"
DeM0nFiRe: They will just say they were spells for good harvest
RandomTrivia: IAN
GlorySeer: I don't know. I feel like Hatsune Miku is more akin to Tom Bombadil
RandomTrivia: That was just a sneaky attempt to see Miku's feet
varbles: @kimmiekoneko you archive it and then cite it like any other website
MTigress: @BlueMechanic well see, maybe they're projecting her
TXC2: I guarantee you there are PAGES of miku's feet
ghyllnox: The evidence I've seen suggests that Miku has already shown feet
GlorySeer: @TXC2 This is one of those statements that is strange with and without context.
GlorySeer: And yet still very true
RandomTrivia: TXC2 Unfortunately for future historians, I'm sure you're right
TXC2: GlorySeer oh indeed
TXC2:
RandomTrivia and I sure wish I wasn't
GlorySeer: Ian is doing fine-ish. Not to be confused with Finnish.
RockPusher: okay, hour lap count hasn't gone up so I agree with the we're a ghost hypothesis
RockPusher: *our
SnackPak_: gotta get that peanut butter
Mangledpixel: woah
NightValien28: hmm
GlorySeer: Hello fire
RandomTrivia: Uh
GlorySeer: Rest in pieces
TheDevil_Risen: Ian was LIT
Critterbot: Holy...
BlueMechanic: that was fine
NightValien28: did you just explode?
Rourke9: huh
TXC2: what happened?!
SplendidFD:
Fruan: WOW
Molladia: That is not gonna help vs best lap
TXC2: !clips
LRRbot:
If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
GlorySeer: "I think we went to hell, folks" Yup, that's fair
kimmiekoneko: second best lap it is, then
Molladia: Clip it, Thats the ticket
GlorySeer:
I didn't know LRRMans ran through Michigan.
MMoritz: not the first time I've seen that one
varbles:
RandomTrivia: So much for "best all time lap" as goal
Zaghrog: Was it flames, or a brightly colored ad? Maybe a subocean glitch?
Mangledpixel: fresh car, fresh driver, we don't talk about what happened to the other guy
MTigress: i've been going through Ian's playthroughs of the Yakuza games on YT lately so right now my partially still-asleep brain is saying 'this Dragon Kart looks funny'
RockPusher:
I said we're a ghost, not that we are damned
MMoritz: cori had a similar spin out
GlorySeer: Best all time lap = Fastest to hell speedrun
DigitalSeahorse: comedic timing strikes yet again
TXC2: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #1883: "Well, Paul's just a giant douche, so..." —James [2016-02-18]
Kelazi5: I think you reached the subocean
BigTheDave: Like tyres in the rain
GlorySeer: But I like Paul :c
TXC2: wow that is a weird quote
kimmiekoneko: i really want to see the tamago sushi crash, and them putting on a new egg on the rice in the garage
Fruan: All these moments will be lost, like GANTS in rain
GlorySeer: James has been calling Paul a giant douche for 8 years
Mangledpixel: !findquote Paul
LRRbot: Quote #8516: "Paul: not really a jerk." —Heather [2023-04-17]
TXC2: we often capture moments of James' hubris
LordZarano: !lovepaul
GlorySeer: Why were those two quotes so Nsync?
TXC2: Lrrbot with the duality of man
LordZarano: !paullove
LRRbot: It's not Paul's fault, no matter what the streamer says.
GlorySeer: Paul was just really going through a phase for those 6 or so years
Molladia: @RandomTrivia What a well timed clip
GlorySeer: If someone says "Paul: not really a jerk" in the bathroom I think I'm going to shut down from confusion
aerohydra: 2fast2furious?
Zaghrog: "We should wipe - oh, we should slow down" Interesting out of context
Mangledpixel: and laminar
GlorySeer: Simply laminate your feces.
MTigress: the danger is in a particular location... it increases towards an excretion?
Molladia: JULIE!!!
LordZarano: ＧＡＮＴ
RandomTrivia: !gant
LRRbot: GANT GANT
spo8n: I had a clean break poop once, then trump got elected
BlueMechanic: GANT
GlorySeer: GANT
RassilonDND: Can I meet you half way, and just have poops in fun shapes
Anubis169: m0rning~~
Molladia: @RassilonDND Like a PlayDoh machine?
TXC2: hello Anubis169
GlorySeer: I don't want my bathroom time to be compared to a PlayDoh machine
GlorySeer: Don't you put it in your mouth
Molladia: @GlorySeer I was comparing RassilonDND 's
GlorySeer: PlayDoh seems like it should have good mouth feel.
Driosenth: it is edible, just not palatable?
kimmiekoneko: why did they call it dough then
SnackPak_: isn't it pretty edible?
phoenixletmeuseadashd: I am very tired and thought you said Plato should be more edible
Mangledpixel: I played with home made salt dough growing up, which IS edible, but tastes awful
Boopity: Please do not eat Plato
Anubis169: kids' group near here uses rice glue instead of PVA, saves a whooooole bunch of trouble
TXC2:
kimmiekoneko exactly, it's just bread you can't eat
Molladia: Voting should be mandatory.
GlorySeer: Eat of my flesh but, like, ew, that's gross
TXC2: eddible Plato is rehashing the Titanomancy
BigTheDave: Platos Communion would involve shadow puppets
Basic_Human_Decency: isnt that just fellatio?
GlorySeer: Pellatio
Molladia: @Basic_Human_Decency depends on your partner of choice
TXC2:
wait, I'm thinking of Pluto, damnit
Lord_Hosk: Have you hit the mystical 6th gear?
Basic_Human_Decency: oh. then just vore
GlorySeer: The Vegas Off Road Experience, AKA VORE?
Mangledpixel: no, not that sixth gear, the OTHER sixth gear
Anubis169: Glory, NO
TheDevil_Risen: hehe loved that show
Molladia: The sixth gear is Reverse?
GlorySeer: "It's not even a sex thing" -Ian Horner
TXC2: !addquote (Ian) [now] It's not even a sex thing.
LRRbot: New quote #9331: "It's not even a sex thing." —Ian [2025-06-15]
Mangledpixel: have we lost a wheel?
LordZarano: ĢᾼŅȚ
Lord_Hosk: Can't wait for that to come up in a LoadingReadyLive
GlorySeer: Famous Pokemon Designer James Turner
TXC2: Lord_Hosk same
Mangledpixel: fun
PsychoI3oy: Haven't lost a wheel, but definitely won't be seeing that tie rod again
Hot_Leather_Daddy: it's def a sex thing
GlorySeer: As someone who's done some streaming, even remembering within 10 minutes would be impressive.
GlorySeer: You just end up saying stuff
Molladia: I thought the quote database was saving the stream/game data too.
TXC2: Molladia it doesn't always work
Anubis169: I woke up this mornin', Loose Wheel was not in sight I asked my friends about her but all their lips were tight
Lord_Hosk: "If a 16th of the things I say, land for an 8th of the people I consider it a success"
RassilonDND: 50% of the time, it works 100% of the time
Anubis169: Loose Wheel, please, come back where you belong I been good to you, baby, please, don't leave me alone
GlorySeer: A giant nigiri just drove past us and I still somehow am not confused.
Anubis169:
TXC2: it doesn't like when stream don't start in the office
BlueMechanic: I forgot about Karby
Hot_Leather_Daddy:
please do share
SnackPak_: thank you
GlorySeer: Ian just starts doing the smut stream, angering Beej (from not thinking of it first)
RockPusher: In the Land of the Lounge Lizards?
TXC2:
2 hours of Ian playing the old Meet 'n' fuck flash games
Lord_Hosk: I wonder how many people in chat have played Leisure suit Larry or Custers revenge. Or if its just you and I Ian
RassilonDND: Oh man, forgot the truck in the rear view had sick flames
GlorySeer: Watch + Play, but it's smut
Boopity:
Anubis169: You know he's going to do it in character as Decadent Man
RockPusher: I Kickstarted the LSL revival
Molladia: @Lord_Hosk Yes but I was in Grade 9 and it was 1997
Boopity:
@Anubis169 Oh my god that would be incredible
Laurence72: I remember, but then my name led me to them
GlorySeer: Remembering our past mistakes helps us with our future smut
vinewood_og: The old Sierra days were just different
Anubis169: Lord_Hosk: How many people have played that and would admit it is even lower
TXC2: like the last tommy of WW1, the last player of Evony online
Mangledpixel: I liked the games with code wheels
RassilonDND: Id still take that then the Switch 2 "karts" that are just game keys
Anubis169:
Elite for the Acorn 3010 did that, I still got the manual
GlorySeer: @TXC2 My brain just decided to think of Tommy Wiseau in a WW1 movie
RockPusher: I still love Quest for Glory 1 allowing you to level up lockpicking by >pick nose
Molladia: Dune 2 needed you to "name the structure on page X"?
TXC2:
GlorySeer oh dear
Lord_Hosk: I bet the number of people who would admit to playing those games is higher than the number of poeple who have actually played them. There are a lot of weirdos on the internets
Fruan: There's an exercise minigame in, I believe, Larry 3, where you have to do reps proportional to your CPUs clockspeed. I used to be a funny gag to punish those posh bastards with 486's, and now it makes the game hilariously unplayable.
Earthenone: i would love it if nintendo had to start spelling cartages kartrages to make it abundantly clear there was nothing on them like how immitation crab is krab
TXC2: "yes, I played ET on the 2600, and I liked it!" some clout chasing chud
Mangledpixel: in a number of the games we've put out on Switch we included virtual manuals you can call up in game with turning pages and everything
phoenixletmeuseadashd: pretty sure startropics was water?
MTigress: for startropics we had to dunk it in water, yeah
RassilonDND: You had to bake it? I just used a lighter and ran it under it
Molladia: I used to love going to the computer market on Saturday mornings and flpping through the boxes of floppy disks for new games.
Mangledpixel: twas very fun making them realistic, having heavily inked pages showing through to the other side and such
Rourke9: The Banished Vault released a couple years ago with a physical manual, it’s very cool
RockPusher: I do not miss original SimCity vs the far superior SimCity 2000
farley_f: I have actually played ET on an ATARI 2600, and owned the original cartridge. although I was only a kid at the time
farley_f: and trying to find that bloody final icon is hell in itself
Laurence72: I remember the old SSI D&D games, which had journal entries to read at certain points, but they included fake entries to make it harder to cheat/spoil yourself by reading them all
thunderbird32: I remember there being a sex scene in DreamWeb (a Cyberpunk point-and-click). That was surprising as it wasn't 'that kind' of game
ANeMzero: I printed out the manual for a couple of the games from the Zachtronics Assembly Trilogy
LordZarano: ꞬⱭȠꞆ
GlorySeer: Alright, time for sleep. Thanks chat for the fun, and thanks Ian for the early LRR-Stream chat hangout vibes! Have a good rest of the stream!
RandomTrivia: GANT
Basic_Human_Decency: Gant
Hot_Leather_Daddy: GANT
TXC2: so long GlorySeer sleep well
thunderbird32: I think SimEarth came with a manual in a big three ring binder too?
Lord_Hosk: I had a game where you made rube goldberg contraptions... I think it was called "the incredible machine" but it was designed for 386 SX, so trying to play it on my Pentium 100, made it run so fast it was impossible to see the stuff move and adjust
Rourke9: I remember as a kid devouring the manual gif baldrs gate 2
Mangledpixel: thunderbird32 that's kinda the cyberpunk genre as a whole, there is always the possibility of a surprise sex scene
RockPusher: The Incredible Machine is a beloved franchise
thunderbird32: @Mangledpixel This is true
PsychoI3oy pushes Lord_Hosk 's turbo button
RockPusher: There are some spiritual successors on Steam
SnackPak_: played a lot of incredible machine as a kid
LordZarano: I played sooo much Return Of The Incredible Machine: Contraptions
Lord_Hosk: (looks it up) YEP incredible machine
NullColaShip: Definitely played quite a bit of TIM in my childhood
adept_nekomancer: For me it was this paper airplane game "Glider Pro" on an old Mac when I was a kid
RockPusher: Sim Tower made you really appreciate elevator logistics
thunderbird32: Played a lot of SimCity 2K and SimAnt. Tried playing SimEarth but like you with SimLife I was probably too young for it
Mangledpixel: I loved the turbo button. Our machine even had an little external segmented LCD display to show the current clock speed, that would change between 66 and 33 depending on the turbo button state
Lord_Hosk: Sim tower where any tower taller than 30 stories as more Elevator than building
adept_nekomancer: Definitely going to have to look into that
thunderbird32: The Playdate is a fun little guy. I really need to get the Season 2 releases one of these days
TXC2: Skylobies
RockPusher: Make a Turbo Knob - it goes up to 11!
PsychoI3oy: I want the Desktop version they initially had for april fools
PsychoI3oy: nobody makes a good desktop style case anymore
Molladia: Turbo button just to make the case fans blow harder.
ANeMzero: the horizontal retro case is appealing. Can't have GPU sag if it's standing upright *taps forehead*
Lord_Hosk: I want a case... that has a side panel that isn't glass/plexy. I don't need to see my graphics card and tower cooler.
Basic_Human_Decency: a remake of simcopter with the secret man whores would be nice~
LordZarano: ⲄⲀⲚⲦ
TheDevil_Risen: one PC case i had was designed to look like the Nokia 3315
Lord_Hosk: There are so many different options... THAT ARE ALL THE SAME
ANeMzero: I definitely regret the case I got for my current build.
thunderbird32: Checkmate's "A1500" case is a nice vintage style case. Designed to look a lot like the Amiga 3000
Mangledpixel:
the turbo button was the thing I remember most about that old computer, the second thing was that it was made by Time Computers, so we called it The Time Machine
Lord_Hosk: Grill on the front, Glass panel on the left, holes on top,
Boopity:
@Mangledpixel That's rad as hell
hedonistic_mushroom: I'm back from sleep... 4 more hours to go. Good luck, Horner Sensei
TXC2:
any one else still using a tower with the PSU on the top like me?
malsareus: I have a plain black box with sound muting padding on the side panels
malsareus: I love it dearly
PsychoI3oy: I've been looking at a few options for 4u rackmount cases that can have 360mm radiators, but there aren't any that take a 280mm and what's out there is $300 plus
TXC2: google is a hard G no?
Lord_Hosk: Your options for a computer case is... Front panel IO on the front... or 90 degrees rotated on the top.
Hot_Leather_Daddy: this is def not a sex thing~
hedonistic_mushroom: The keitora passing if the best thing ever
PsychoI3oy: Lord_Hosk I did see a rackmount style case that had the front panel IO and power stuff on the back
Molladia: Take off the "wet tyres"
TXC2: everything is a sex thing, except sex, sex is....
TXC2: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #792: "Your brain looks all stupid!" —Kathleen [2015-10-07]
DeM0nFiRe: @MrSVCD Funniest thing would be to put actual floppy drives behind the floppy drive covers
RockPusher: Sushi getting their rice touched up
hedonistic_mushroom: What's been the weirdest thing on the track so far, besides the usual Sushi, and Kirby?
Basic_Human_Decency: ian
Molladia: @hedonistic_mushroom The scooter
TheDevil_Risen: im sad the air stairs finally succumbed
TXC2: hedonistic_mushroom the jackfruit? maybe the tank
RockPusher: Probably Alex
hedonistic_mushroom: Motorized scooter or kick scooter?
PsychoI3oy:
RockPusher: Alex was thinking about dropping by
Phailhammer:
Lord_Hosk: If He isn't back in 2 minutes, wait 2 more minutes
Molladia: somebody prepare to dial 911
Fruan: Cleaners? Ghosts? Cleaner ghosts?
SnackPak_:
TXC2: "get the F out of my respects"
Laurence72: so this stream has turned into a case by case study?
Basic_Human_Decency: anyone make any brutalist cement cases?
vinewood_og: Big Clown Balogna put out a hit
Molladia: Alex' other name is pocari?
SK__Ren: And lose yourself to LRRMans?
Anubis169: My dream case is the dual-pc double wide case from Lian-Li
Anubis169: and I'll never be able to get one
hedonistic_mushroom: I want a retro sleeper pc Case too
thunderbird32: Now I wish I'd not heard this because I want one too and can't have it
TXC2: I Still have a floppy drive in my tower...it's not connected, but it's there!
Driosenth: I am so happy I got a CaseLabs THW10 case before they went bankrupt. Massive SOB, but it has more radiator surface area than most sedans.
Anubis169: it's meant to house 2 pc setups in one case
thunderbird32: I want a PC compatible clone of the SGI Indigo if we're dreaming
TXC2: Anubis169 that seems.....warm
Anubis169: this 6x hard drive racks internal
Anubis169: twin*
hedonistic_mushroom: Look at the cases made by ZZAW cases coming out of China.
thunderbird32:
Yeah... also Indigos are *very* expensive now
TheDevil_Risen: hi Beej!
TXC2: hello Beej
RandomTrivia: A Beej!
RandomTrivia: Hi Beej!
Basic_Human_Decency: i just want a new polished plywood board and box fan for my rig
adept_nekomancer: It's a Beej!
RockPusher: ohai Beej
SnackPak_: what a good friends
Anubis169:
12 internal hdds without touching the optical bays
DeM0nFiRe:
hedonistic_mushroom: Beejus
Molladia: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 2:15 AM
MTigress: hi Beej! rotate the steering wheels!
Hot_Leather_Daddy: oh god do we get to experience BEEJ~?
definenull: oh hello beej!
Molladia: Why is Beej here at 2am?
RandomTrivia: @Hot_Leather_Daddy Frequently!
Anubis169: haaaaaai Beej
Texan_Reverend: Goooooooood morning, Beej!
LordZarano: 𝗚𝗔𝗡𝗧
RandomTrivia: GANT
RockPusher: !gant
LRRbot: GANT GANT
Lord_Hosk:
As soon as I get a place with a garage, im going to make a wood case. I even have a set of these wood bolt and nuts im going to mount as closeuses https://i.imgur.com/IZE1ujA.png
DeM0nFiRe: GANT
TheDevil_Risen: GANT
Basic_Human_Decency: GANT
TXC2: Gant
definenull: GANT
RandomTrivia: Beej has committed GANT! The initiation is complete!
Basic_Human_Decency: nice nuts hosk. did you make those?
definenull: ooh dessert!
RockPusher:
Lord_Hosk: I made the ones I have, not that one
Anubis169: LOL
TXC2:
Kanji is evil
Hot_Leather_Daddy: sweetbeanchildren~
definenull: you soak stick instead of dissolve powder
RockPusher: give 'em the stick! don't give 'em the stick!
HoloTheWiseWolf_: did you use the flower
HoloTheWiseWolf_: yep
SK__Ren: My mother said the same thing about making Lumpia. Some foods are a labor of love.
Basic_Human_Decency: i thought you steam those
definenull: which is why most places make dango in bulk
HoloTheWiseWolf_: did you do the sauce over them?
TXC2: cars where talking off like planes, so they added the chicanes
Anubis169: There are so many things which are just flour and water as the base... there has to be an upper limit to the amount of ways those two can go together
HoloTheWiseWolf_: im still glad the bollards are just decorative
vinewood_og: FvF is an instant let it ride if it's on
RockPusher: Rally du Le Mans?
Sacrenos:
I pay to watch F1 I do however start to doubt that decision more and more, since most races are so boring nowadays. No overtaking at all
RockPusher: !listen
LRRbot: Chat? Engaging in mimicry?
Lord_Hosk: HI Beej
Camthelion:
Hi Beej and Ian!
Hot_Leather_Daddy: I'm an asshole now~?
Hot_Leather_Daddy: OwO
ghyllnox:
vinewood_og:
RockPusher: Ian has 9 days worth of learning this track
HoloTheWiseWolf_: @RockPusher id argue he has one day re learned over many years
LordZarano: ǦǍŇŤ
RockPusher: !gant
LRRbot: GANT GANT
Hot_Leather_Daddy: GANT
Anubis169: @sacrenos I will never forgive Murdoch for nicking the Cricket off UK Channel 4 and making it part of a £70/mo sports package bolt-on for their satellite TV only
aerohydra: my first car was also a cutlass
Anubis169:
it was free
DeM0nFiRe: Racing is weird because you think of it as going fast, but it's more about not going slow. There's some minimum time it takes for a car to get around the course, and you can't go any faster than that. But you sure can go slower than that lol
HoloTheWiseWolf_: @Anubis169 he did that here in australia as well
TXC2: Anubis169 not been watching the hundred?
Anubis169:
RandomTrivia:
Sacrenos: @Anubis169 I just pay for F1TV directly. We used to have F1 on tv in the netherlands, but it was bought by Viaplay, which sucks and is more expensive than F1TV for all kinds of things I don't want.
Lord_Hosk: Parents do things to make their kids happy, because it keeps them from complaining, and not complaining is the best sound kids make
Anubis169: TXC2: Uni work
TXC2: Anubis169 ah, fair enough
Anubis169: 3 more months.. 🙏
Basic_Human_Decency: these days you need to make hatsune miku sing the oldsmobile song for kids
Boopity:
Last time I used it, it was not particularly great But Blender can do _too many things_ so I didn't mind it that much
Anubis169: up to date documentation is gold dust
DeM0nFiRe: Blender is really good these days, a couple years ago or so they did a big overhaul and made it more similar to use as other 3d modelling programs while also adding a bunch of neat features
Basic_Human_Decency: you should try going as fast as possible to clip through them
Boopity: When something is as feature thicc as Blender, it's impossible to make it user-friendly/intuitive, no matter how good the UX design is
Boopity: But Ian, what about digital media, that _pretends_ to be physical media, *cough cough* Switch 2
RassilonDND: Wasn't there a Tony Hawk game, where the physical disk only had the first level, and you had to download the rest of it?
Deyna_Taggerung: There's also a version going around called Blender for Artists which tries to make it more user friendly
SK__Ren: oh yeah!
MTigress: thankfully the other companies haven't tried to sell collectable burned CD-Rs
RassilonDND: after the servers were killed 5 years later, the game was basically erased from existance
HoloTheWiseWolf_: honestly i hope they dont sell
LordZarano: 𝙶𝙰𝙽𝚃
TXC2: people need to boycott that shit
RandomTrivia: !gant
LRRbot: GANT GANT
Critterbot: Whoa, rude!
HoloTheWiseWolf_: nintendo hates the rest of there cusomers doing the right thing
Boopity: Much like every other form of "piracy protection", the legitimate customers suffer more than the jailbreakers ever will
RockPusher: right
RockPusher:
gotta order what you want from the store for pick-up
TheDevil_Risen: hahaha we just had hamburg steak for dinner
RandomTrivia:
TXC2:
I'd like to see numbers on how many are hacking/ pirating their software compared to not, and how much money they're spending on trying to prevent it vs how much they're losing to it
SnackPak_: theres like 5 cars on the track, huh?
Anubis169: Beej have you seen the guy that gutted a PS1 and designed a map better case that housed a bunch of hardware upgrades to the original mainboard?
Anubis169: much better*
RandomTrivia: Flawless
RandomTrivia:
RockPusher: Perfect pitting
definenull: "yeah we can work with this... i guess..."
RassilonDND: Just because he works the pit, doesnt mean hes not there Ian
Lord_Hosk: Cori won the race
Boopity: Cori at LRRmans is always a treat
itsaysTRUENO: "Back to the pit." -Narrator, Darkest Dungeon
DeM0nFiRe: Alex also joined Cori. Most drivers in a Lrrmans in a while
TheDevil_Risen: Cori's shift is always entertaining
TheDevil_Risen: YUM!
definenull: "the race was completed on Cori's shift"
RassilonDND: Ian briefly experienced hell
RandomTrivia:
@definenull
Anubis169: oooOOOooo
TheDevil_Risen: yeah where did the bass go?
TheDevil_Risen: Ian was LIT
RockPusher: Mr. Loaf
thegreatwyrdling:
500 Road Quest is weird this year
RandomTrivia: C L E A N
TheDevil_Risen: yeah raod quest is strange this year "D
LordZarano: 𝖦𝖠𝖭𝖳
RandomTrivia: !gant
LRRbot: Gant? Gant!
RandomTrivia: Little too much GANT on that one
RockPusher: No straight allowed. Happy Pride Month!
RockPusher:
Boopity:
RandomTrivia:
RockPusher: Is the banana still on the track?
Hot_Leather_Daddy: the P switches were the friends we made along the way.
Boopity: P Switch? Is that what they call it in the Lies of P DLC?
Lord_Hosk: I didn't see the Banana or the "Jack fruit" in the pit.
accountmadeforants: Okay, I have to ask, what does the "Pure PP" button on the right do?
RandomTrivia:
@accountmadeforants It vents excess fluid
accountmadeforants: Ah, so it changes the weather to PP?
thebuzzstreams: @accountmadeforants Hate it when that happens!
TXC2: Pure Patreon Precipitation
accountmadeforants: And yeah, the new weather looked great
Didero: Good morning, fellow Gant fans
TXC2: hello Didero welcome
Lord_Hosk: Up to the 4th floor of the Lunar excursion Moon base in the Orbital Office structure?
Boopity: Gant gant to you @Didero
RockPusher:
You want it to be a surprise as opposed to a surprise 
TheDevil_Risen: that looked really good
LordZarano: ᚵᛆᚿᛐ
TheDevil_Risen: GANT
RandomTrivia: GANT
Didero: I assume the smoke visible in the mirror is an auspicious sign and nothing to worry about
accountmadeforants: @Didero It's a sign our car is the new pope
thebuzzstreams: the car is healthy
TheDevil_Risen: ooo nice
TehAmelie: young peaches, how decadent
RockPusher: Japan does seem to enjoy a good dessert
RandomTrivia:
Hearing Beej/Heather stories where the middle punchline is "ah yes, this is why we're married" is the most adorable thing
MTigress: agreed
RassilonDND: Commander deck sleeved. Goodnight Late nighters
RandomTrivia: Sleep well, RassilonDND!
Didero:
@accountmadeforants Oh, so it IS something to worry about then
TXC2: so long RassilonDND sleep well
RockPusher: Ian is still spinning his mini to this day
RockPusher: More LRR stickers please
TheDevil_Risen: LRR Bumper stickers lets go!
RandomTrivia: The store is also currently phantasmal
Didero: I assume there's no news about the LRR Store reopening?
Basic_Human_Decency: i could use a vinyl beej sticker to put next to the BD one
RockPusher: Stickers and magnets I think would be good merch since they are easier to ship
Earthenone: also EU is probobly here
accountmadeforants: It's 11:50 here!
RandomTrivia: Sell the the UK and EU markets - it's broad daylight here
Molladia: It's barely 8pm here in Melbourne
MTigress: i lack a car but i could totally shove stickers on my currently out-of-comission electric scooter
Lord_Hosk: I need a new Vinyl sticker, my Desert Bus one from 64 years ago is starting to peel
TXC2: lot of us UK/EU folks here right now
MTigress: and my helmet
Basic_Human_Decency: its 11:50 pm here
RockPusher: regular envelope stuff as opposed to courier boxes
Genie_M: It's Sunday noon in Europe
ghyllnox: Up, yes, but "still" rather than "just"
TehAmelie: we have become the Desert Bus
RandomTrivia: Mmmmm, that has been a little bit biffed
accountmadeforants: But if we snap it we get to make a wish, right?
RockPusher: Was your wish characterful steering?
RockPusher: """decided"""
RandomTrivia: Oh yeah, the headlights are also made from sugar paper
MTigress: does Beej know how the wipers work? not that they're needed, but is he informed?
TheDevil_Risen: AIrbags have tobe disabled for most race series/tracks
TehAmelie: basically the only system i haven't seen fail is the brakes, ironically, cause it's obviously the least needed
Genie_M: New Force Feedback function - airbag blows into your face
Basic_Human_Decency: the good door openers aka the ones that actually work
LordZarano: ԳԱՆՏ
RandomTrivia: !gant
LRRbot: 𝐆𝐀𝐍𝐓 𝐆𝐀𝐍𝐓
accountmadeforants: Gaaaan
accountmadeforants: -t
TheDevil_Risen: vanta beige
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RandomTrivia: "Objects in the mirror are faster than they appear"
TheDevil_Risen: 370z
Basic_Human_Decency: supposed to hard slam the brakes when they get that close
Boopity:
RockPusher: It's a hilux, they can drive through you
Boopity: Ian teaching Beej how to do a murder
Lord_Hosk: You can send him into the pit... Manauver
RandomTrivia: It was spectacular
TehAmelie: weirdly, i don't think anyone's managed to ramp the Bluth car
TheDevil_Risen: enine?
accountmadeforants: The fuel is only wafer thin, sir
Lord_Hosk: Tank
RockPusher: I must remember to link Ian to the old NZ Hilux commercials next tiltystream
TheDevil_Risen: K2 with a 24L 1500hp diesel
Basic_Human_Decency: so it actually handles like a box of gravy if you have gas
TehAmelie: what does the car weigh, i guess under 500 kg
TheDevil_Risen: Thanks Beej!
TheDevil_Risen: good to see you thismorning
TStodden: Are we going to take another gasless lap?
vinewood_og:
MTigress: thanks for driving Beej!
Lord_Hosk: @TStodden edge our way to the pit
Molladia: @TehAmelie 3,232 to 3,362 pounds, or 1526kg
TehAmelie: i was way off
TXC2: Michael upward
TehAmelie: 70 units of fuel would still have to make a big difference though
Critterbot:
Those are some grippy-ass tires on that bike!
TXC2: not how a tonne works Ian
ghyllnox: I still think you should put in your car, the rest of the crew's cars, a Victoria transit bus, and an ebike
kimmiekoneko: very fuel-economic tho
Lord_Hosk: @ghyllnox probably not putting out their personal information to the internet
LordZarano: ĠȦṄṪ
Basic_Human_Decency: just like in real life
kimmiekoneko: gant: i can't
Mangledpixel: they're very nice about it, they even put all your blood back in
ghyllnox: @Lord_Hosk Sure. The ones who have said on stream, filmed in their cars, or are otherwise comfortable then
RandomTrivia: The BIOS wants to eat all of your snacks, your chips are at risk
TheDevil_Risen: ahh the intel that cooks itself
Sacrenos: yea there is a hardware issue with 13th and 14th gen cpus that makes them just burn out. it's not a question of IF, it's WHEN it will happen to you.
RandomTrivia: Almost an entire lap at 30kph, it took like 15 minutes
TehAmelie: chat's analogy was that the fix stops the error the way you'd stop a door from closing noisily by making it not close all the way
Boopity:
HoloTheWiseWolf_: i got one of those recently as well. its like we saw you apllied for a job 14 years ago andd we have nobody els applying because we pay garbage want a job
TehAmelie: isn't Linkedin impossible to leave? that's what they all told me
RandomTrivia: BAHAHAHAHA
HoloTheWiseWolf_: beej has that power
Mangledpixel: my LinkedIn profile is also something I have translated into Klingon
Lord_Hosk: That was Easy
LordZarano: ᒐᓐᑦ
SnackPak_: it's a living
TheDevil_Risen: hahahaha
TXC2: being in Linkedin is like being Catholic, you can't leave, you're just not in good standing
RandomTrivia:
Much like Market Research, job title changing should not be done at 3am
Basic_Human_Decency: you can add any degree or cert on linked in. they dont make you source anything
ghyllnox:
HoloTheWiseWolf_: we do laundry if thats what your asking
RandomTrivia:
SnackPak_: AIUI, you open a resturant
HoloTheWiseWolf_: oh beej comes to australia its SUPER easy
Fruan: It's important to not use a hot cycle with plastic money like Canada has.
Mystaira: You put the money into a washing machine and then into a dryer.
RockPusher: As I understand it you launder money ♫ at the carwash ♫
TehAmelie: "make it hard to follow the money trail and hope nobody really tries" is my understanding
Basic_Human_Decency: you buy marbles that you then trade for a plate that you then sell to a guy across the street that really really want to buy it
RandomTrivia: Uh oh
RandomTrivia: Just glide it in
HoloTheWiseWolf_: in australia you go to a pokie machin(australian slots) you put 10 grand in. you bet twise you press cashout and gather your clean 9999 grand
TXC2: "when you follow drugs, you get drug dealers and users, when you follow the money? you don't know what you're gonna find"
DeM0nFiRe: Start sawing the wheel like the AI taught you lol
RockPusher: darn you pit box being at the front
RandomTrivia: It's a short walk from here
r10pez10: are you winning
RockPusher: good work AI
DeM0nFiRe: WHAT your fuel went from 0.0 to 1.0
TehAmelie: clearly it's cheating
ghyllnox: @r10pez10 Well.... ...no.
Basic_Human_Decency: the ai just pulled gas out of your ass
RandomTrivia: Maybe that's how the thing happened earlire
RandomTrivia: Does the AI just... not care about fuel?
RockPusher: Money laundering is what I think is going on with Star Citizen
Basic_Human_Decency: hazards are on
ghyllnox: The robot steps up to the door with a pop bottle of gasoline
r10pez10: ghyllnox but he united the community for a fun yearly event!
Molladia: @Basic_Human_Decency we cant turn them off
Basic_Human_Decency: oh
Basic_Human_Decency: hmm
HoloTheWiseWolf_: @RockPusher thats implying you get anything in return for paying star citizen
Fruan: @RockPusher StarCitizen is like the opposite of money laundering - You're taking clean, legitimate videogame dev money, and turning it into ???
TehAmelie: they'd have to receive questionable money to need to launder it. Star Citizen just take their fans' money and throw it in a black hole called "marketing"
Lord_Hosk: I feel like there was a easier way to do it, that you could make a crap shot about it
Basic_Human_Decency: but if you launder enough money you'll have to much money to be arrested
RandomTrivia:
TXC2: Basic_Human_Decency that's why you have to have a reason to look rich
RockPusher: and then maybe those smurfs crowdfund a vapourwre video game
Basic_Human_Decency: is there a creepy old guy trying to eat the smurfs?
RandomTrivia: The paper trail equivalent of noise
TXC2: Gargamel
MTigress: well see what you do is you take all the bad money and put it all into coin operated gashapon and then sell all the trinkets after for good money
MehallD: I stepped away for a sec so IDK if this one got covered already, but I know in the UK that Fixed Odds Betting Machines get used to launder money - you lose about half of the money, but any winnings count as a legitimate source that you can have receipts for
MrQBear: @MTigress if that fails, we'll just play claw machines and sell the stuffed toys down the street?
MTigress: @MrQBear exactly!
LordZarano: ƓẢƝƬ
RandomTrivia: !gant
LRRbot: GANT GANT
TheDevil_Risen: um what
TheDevil_Risen: GANT
Basic_Human_Decency: why?
RockPusher: That just sounds like ruining a lot of butter
Basic_Human_Decency: i'm not either but i'm gonna guess its a sex thing
RockPusher: might just be the equivalent of glub glub glub?
TehAmelie: ooh, green bars
Lord_Hosk: There was a guy who would bet on both sides of sports games. He knew he was losing the % that the casino was taking, and he would pay taxes on the winnings, but then he had receipts for all the money he had.
TheDevil_Risen: talking about LPL?
HoloTheWiseWolf_: that also sounds like a lot of i can do want i want cause i have the money to enforce the laws i want
MTigress: he's really great
TehAmelie: what we're finding out is you shouldn't launder money, you should just be the innocent middleman getting paid to launder other people's money to make the real money
TXC2: right chat I'm off to exercise, it's LEG day! I'll see y'all for the final push!
MTigress: secretly the real way to launder money is to buy a busload of ball bearings then walk next door to a pachinko parlor
TheDevil_Risen: great thing about australia.. its big
RockPusher: later TXC2
TheDevil_Risen: so hard to find people in
LordZarano: ĠẠṆṬ
TehAmelie: reminding me of Eiichiro Oda responding to fan mail in English, "i don't know what they're saying but i love the spirit"
Lord_Hosk: We all know where you are Beej, you are on the 4th floor of the Lunar Orbit base, through the underground door on Moon street
Mangledpixel: tiny little RFID chips
MrQBear: My dad had a bunch of pachinko balls, they had markings on them
MTigress: it doesn't matter if there's a bit of a loss tho, it'll launder the money!
Snowwraith: @TehAmelie I remember some old staff from the Escapist mentioning they got the feeling the company was originally set up to launder money. Before it got sold onto different owners.
r10pez10: i launder all my money at patreon dot com
RandomTrivia: I reckon he probably quite enjoyed that - he's an old thespian after all
MTigress: Mortecai
TheDevil_Risen: HAHA #BlameTumblr
RandomTrivia:
You don't actually have to say "Tumblr", it's implied by the context
Basic_Human_Decency: the airplane song
TheDevil_Risen:
your engine isnt happy either Ian
RandomTrivia: Bahahahah that is amazing
RandomTrivia: Similarly, the tweet from Cristina Vee singing Despacito but as Sprigatito. Literally perfect
TheDevil_Risen: im loving the big uptick of VA interviews and content on YT atm
LordZarano: ⠛⠁⠝⠞
RandomTrivia: !gant
LRRbot: Time for a new transmission!
TheDevil_Risen: its great to see them responding to all the memes and such in character but also IRL
RandomTrivia: Oh no that sounds amazing
RandomTrivia: "Kif, acknowledge the mistakes of your youth"
TehAmelie: me, watching a video where a baby passes out from joy from hugging a horrifying goblin doll: "what do you mean you find the most random stuff tumblr"
Kidror: I'm just glad Garma got to live in Gquuuuuux
TheDevil_Risen: VAs were always under represented, I remember how amazing it was years ago as a kid to meet the english DBZ voice actors for Goku and Vegeta
RockPusher:
Oh, yeah, Ian we were going to ask Beej if he'd be willing to learn that guitar lick from Yakuza for you to tell stories to
TheDevil_Risen: when's the next Anime Rundown w/Beej?
Hot_Leather_Daddy: show us your finest memes meme peddler
Earthenone: you could always pick a physical copy of the dongle up in person to have that experiance added on to make it slightly more tangible
Snowwraith: The keycard system is like if a physical copy had way too many patches and was unplayable without downloading it. But you can still like easily lend it to people.
Earthenone: (im considering doing that for bravely default right now)
LordZarano: ጋንት
TehAmelie: waterbeds, the most unloveable kind of furniture
TheDevil_Risen: its an heirloom
RockPusher:
RubikDarkwill: We burnt the bed that my grandfather made for my oldest uncle, that ended up with my dad, and then me and my sister
Driosenth: I have a three cushion fould out couch from the 50's, thing weighs like 150 lbs, but built like a tank.
MMoritz: oh beej is here. hello beej.
LordZarano: གནཏ
RockPusher: !gant
LRRbot: ɢᴀɴᴛ ɢᴀɴᴛ
Lord_Hosk: Wow... Constructs... thats a memberberry
TheDevil_Risen: that's amazing
TheDevil_Risen: keep talking and no one BRICKSPLODES!
terribleplan: The set literally nobody can buy, hmm...
MTigress: Legos: the true money laundering medium
TheDevil_Risen: my aussie bank charges a couple of bucks when i purchase in the EU or US listed as a foreign currency conversion fee but yeah most places I can just use my card like its a local store EFTPOS terminal
Fruan: Like, at that point, why aren't you doing Gunpla instead?
LordZarano: 𝙂𝘼𝙉𝙏
TheDevil_Risen: !gant
LRRbot: 𝐆𝐀𝐍𝐓 𝐆𝐀𝐍𝐓
Lord_Hosk: The Hosklings would put the thing together "as the directions specified" take a picture, then take it apart and put the parts into bins so they could play.
Snowwraith: @Fruan I mean, it basically is, but just for different finished models.
Genie_M: I have a special account my bank offered for university freshmen that has no transaction fees and a very low yearly rate. It hasn't been offered for 20 years now, but by law they have to keep it running as long as someone chooses to use it. And I do.
Genie_M: Any time I visit the bank the clerk says "let's look if we can offer a better..... Nope, stay with this."
Snowwraith: A lot of people just aren't creative with that kind of thing. I know am. If you tell to "make anything" I have no idea what to do.
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ScrapyardGhostTrain: I still have my gold brick from the UK Lego magazine for the photo they published of a spaceship of my own design.
DeM0nFiRe: I mean Lego still also sells like "Creator" sets that are just a bunch of bricks, and will have like a few simple models you can build but very much the intention is "add these bricks to your collection so you can build whatever"
TheDevil_Risen: nice Genie
r10pez10: any 4x2 enjoyers in the chat
LordZarano: Lego sells "3in1" sets if you want that experience
TheDevil_Risen: see I bypassed mainstream lego and went straight into technics because i love how things work
TheDevil_Risen:
and building strange machines
HoloTheWiseWolf_: im not big on custamisations. but i do like aiming for the peak of quality
TehAmelie: i like that you can order individual lego pieces in any amounts. make your own creator sets. but then you'd need both a budget and the discipline to stay within that budget. . .
Genie_M: 3in1 sets are fun and helpful to kick creative building into gear
LordZarano: The 3in1 sets just don't get the headlines that the big licenced sets get
Earthenone: thats how i feel about speedrunners, its not how i enjoy a thing so its ahrder to understand
MMoritz: I would like to build, but I don’t know what I would do with the gunpla once I had them built because I don’t need more stuff to have around
TheDevil_Risen: is constructs like mechhano?
r10pez10: yeah construx and meccano are similar
TheDevil_Risen: ahh cool
Molladia: I recently built my first MG ZZ VerKa and I'm excited to get another and learn better cutting and decal application
Lord_Hosk: Genie, I had a savings account still open that my parents opened for me in 1982, It had a locked in interest rate of 5%(had to look up the rate) I was sad that we had to close it when we moved.
LordZarano: ĠḀṄṬ
TheDevil_Risen: nice crash behind you
TheDevil_Risen: i think you may have caused that
LordZarano: Anyone remember Znap?
TheDevil_Risen: hahaha
Earthenone: is that 25 confirmed kills now?
TheDevil_Risen: F
MTigress: lol
DeM0nFiRe:
measureofhope: F
SnackPak_: o7
Carlioo: this is what happens when you insult amaro in any way I guess
farley_f: F
MTigress: F
pn55:
r10pez10: F
Zaghrog: just a dead stop
Lord_Hosk: Anyone remember the Starcom toys. That were all powered by Magnets.
Earthenone: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe refresh your drink, take your meds, or go to the toilet if you need to. Don't forget to wash your hands!
RockPusher: The hazard lights are not trapped in time
r10pez10: is ian's aggression slider set to 200%
Michiavelli: Me when I'm in a microwave:
farley_f:
next year for the big 10 - 24 drivers over 24 hours
TheShameGranny: Good little computer rejecting all this shameful goings on!
MrQBear: @farley_f all 24 of the drivers are just ian in different hats
DeM0nFiRe: One thing that I feel like is a relatively new thing is that adults are just playing with the same toys they did as kids or looking for more "grown up" versions of those toys instead of just... not playing with toys anymore. So having big intricate lego sets that you then keep together and display makes more sense because adults who can afford them and want to put them on a shelf actually exist now
r10pez10: tired: teaspoon collection
Lord_Hosk:
@DeM0nFiRe I play with adult toys now
r10pez10: wired: lego collection
LordZarano: Znap, for those that don't remember, was Lego's knockoff of K'Nex
Didero: Oh man, Znap! I think I may still have a little Znap car somewhere
TehAmelie: i hear of therapists who meet endless numbers of people with depression that turns out to be just because they were told they were adults so they shouldn't do things for fun. so it's nice that's changing
MrQBear: oh no gang, my cats, despite being fed 10 minutes ago, have never been fed in their entire lives! whatever am I to do about this injustice?
Lord_Hosk: Uhhh oh, it sploded
RockPusher: MrQBear what are these lies about being fed 10min ago? Slander! Libel! Cats have never ever ever tasted deliciousness
BigTheDave: 1pm
Genie_M: 1 pm
MrQBear: @RockPusher Ever since they figured out I keep the cat treats on my desk...
TheDevil_Risen:
Fast And Furious, Danger to Manifold
TheDevil_Risen: DURIAN!
MTigress: lol
RockPusher: Go Jackfruit!
MMoritz: is this a different thing to “ I was robbed by two men”?
TheDevil_Risen: i love that Bus
TheOges: Man, traffic seems terrible this morning
RockPusher: ♫ Bunnyrabbits. Satan. Cheese and Milk ♫
TheDevil_Risen: the reactions to going to the shop from the DB express new members was priceless
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TheAinMAP:
Didero: I don't think you're supposed to go directly from 4th gear to Reverse
itmightbemikey: I had a song stuck in my head for 30 years until i finally heard it again at a grocery store like a week and a half ago
Lord_Hosk: when you were, a small boy
RockPusher: ♫ When I was / a small Beej / my father took me into the city / to see a meme parade ♫
Genie_M: Our first phone number
LordZarano: ɢᴀɴᴛ
RockPusher: !gant
LRRbot: GANT GANT
MrQBear: @Genie_M can't even remember my own phone number anymore...
TehAmelie: i'm working on learning one friend's phone number
Didero: I still know my university student number, even though I haven't had a use for it for over a decade
TheOges: Can't remember my wife's number, remember my first home number
MTigress: imagine in the future when phone 'numbers' are gonna just be QR codes we share with each other
RockPusher: and the commodore
Genie_M: I know my mobile number, it's the same for 25+ years now, so it stuck
Molladia: I remember my grandparents 6 digit phone number, from before we added the additional numbers at the start
Didero: For some reason I know the phone number of my hairdresser by heart. I haven't gone there in years
Zaghrog: I imagine a QR code being overkill for a phone number, unless phone numbers become significantly longer
Lord_Hosk: 3717 (street city) was my first address, I lived there from when I was 2 to 7. My home phone number from 7-21 has been my bank account password for 30 years
RockPusher: back in the day when you needed invites
TehAmelie: i'd really like to avoid my phone being in charge of my life
quton: wasn't it some raffle thing at first
TehAmelie: (Mastercard already is)
PsychoI3oy: I had to get an invite... my space got up to 17gb before it started going up
MTigress: @Zaghrog would potentially eliminate some of the spam calling tho, cause you don't know the actual 'number' unless you get the QR, so automated calling would mostly miss when using an autodialer
Zaghrog: ok, that makes sense
Zaghrog: would require finding a way to share on paper documents, mostly by stopping the use of paper documents.
Didero: Isn't the risk of having your own domain name that emails from them are more easily seen as spam?
MTigress: for that alone, i would be absolutely fine with a QR code for my 1024 digit phone number
Lord_Hosk: You know whats really messed up. Even if you still have access to your Email account. If you are logging into accounts from another country... It will reject your log in attempts.
thunderbird32: The university I work at gives all alumni email for life. Pretty sweet deal for them, headache for us, potentially
Genie_M: My first email was (and still is) Yahoo mail
LordZarano: ǤĀṈŦ
Genie_M: Opera offline email client did tagging, Vivaldi mail does it
thegreatwyrdling: I like proton, but we do get an email for life from the government for all those papers now.
RockPusher: Regular IMAP client should see (or at least used to) see Gmail Tags as Folders
PsychoI3oy: I think thunderbird will show folders for tagged stuff in gmail if you connect over imap
RockPusher: you'd get dupes for each tag, but you'd get the existing structure
Genie_M: Gmail app supports IMAP and POP3
RockPusher: Eudora got killed by… the revolutionary use of tags by this upstart called Gmail
Genie_M: And third party accounts
RockPusher:
Beej about to kick off the top/bottom/inline reply flamewars
Lord_Hosk: Onboarding was difficult
itmightbemikey: Tear down Web 2.0, bring back The Ways Of The Geocities Era
RandomTrivia:
Sadly I have to head out and I won't catch the end. Thank you for this, Ian, it's been a blast as always. Good GANT to you all!
RockPusher goes off on his rant about the URL bar being irredeemably broken in most browsers
Kidror: People don't know how to use computers because they don't know how / are discouraged from messing around with them
LordZarano: ᚌᚐᚅᚈ
Genie_M: Internet became a utility like power and water - it means that you don't have to understand it to use
measureofhope: That is a fast nigiri
RockPusher: It's Fast Food!
TehAmelie: a sushi speed demon, or oni-nigiri
Driosenth: Former CAD Draftsman here. CAD software has various levels of UI usability, some hold your hand to the detriment of the user (OnShape, Fusion), Some have a bit of handholding (SolidWorks, Inventor), and those that punch you in the face every step of the way (CREO/ProE, CATIA)
RubikDarkwill: Beej would probably love the Not An Engineer YouTube channel
RockPusher: Liquid Ass
Driosenth: you mean Vista?
thunderbird32:
Yeah, macOS Vista
SquareDotCube: Yeah, please include both a simple and advanced mode, not just a single mode
RockPusher: My family's first PC came with an instruction manual that explained the WIMP metaphore
RockPusher: everything was consistent and made sense
LordZarano: ʛʌɲʈ
Amboss2: Is that a tank in the rear view mirror?
PsychoI3oy: my desktop gentoo is still in rc.d but I've had to learn systemd for work stuff and a bunch of other things
thunderbird32:
I mean... you could run Gentoo, but I don't know if that's worth it
frnknstn: `poweroff`
TehAmelie: the tank is the final boss
GazzyInferno: man, imagine having a tank in the rear view matching your speed and drifting behind you, i would be in fear
PsychoI3oy: that being said, TrueNAS has not shown me anything related to Linux in the Scale version
RockPusher: systemd is fine enough to operate - it's the philosophical and dependency issues that are concerning
TehAmelie: a tank riding your slipstream would feel like a joke, until you start thinking about it
AugmentingPath: That road is dust under those treads
Genie_M: The last design language change I really liked was Microsoft's Metro for Windows 8 (mobile) - those large squares just fit so well with me
frnknstn: Docker, cubernates etc can go away, BUT lxc containers are awesome
RockPusher: Genie_M the Metro interface was a *fantastic* mobile interface — unfortunately they tried to make it a desktop interface at which is was ass
TehAmelie: here i was feeling like a wizard writing a game in twine and i don't even know what this conversation is about
hedonistic_mushroom: Could you run a LRRMans in Mario Kart World?
TheDevil_Risen: im still not happy about windows 10 almost forcing me to upgrade to 11 now its at EOL
Creature_Comforts: GANT
TheDevil_Risen: just thinking about how much work to get it looking and working like win10 makes me cringe. though I think im just getting old
Genie_M: @RockPusher Yeah Win8 Full screen start menu was an unfortunate implementation
thunderbird32: Ah, little phones. I miss my Sony XPERIA Compact series phones
Molladia: I want my start menu to be for apps only, not documents, not web search results. Just the software i have installed.
Driosenth: The Shareholders demand that we incorporate the Torment Nexus into our product.
Genie_M: That said, I like liquid glass as a concept, it is very well thought through, and from the developer videos it's accessibility is well implemented - I think it can turn out to be a good thing
TheDevil_Risen: well cortana predates ChatGPT's main stream
TheDevil_Risen: *Siri
GazzyInferno: Apple is not as into AI as other companies, I think if they can discredit it they think they'll gain
TheDevil_Risen: sorry
thunderbird32:
I just want search engines to work again
TheDevil_Risen: im tired
Genie_M: @thunderbird32 I'm using an Xperia 10 VI, it's a good compact phone
TehAmelie: i liked Win 7. it was the last time i had a grasp of how my files were organized on my computer and understood most of the processes going on with the task manager
thunderbird32: @Genie_M I've had three different Xperia phones over the years. Last time I was shopping for one I couldn't get one. My carrier doesn't subsidize them, and I didn't have the cash to buy one outright
Driosenth: Unfortunately there are those that are willing to give up their critical thinking skills for the supposed convenience of AI.
LordZarano: My Arch Linux has 95 updates ready to install, but then I did update it just a few days ago. When I updated it it had like 375 updates. Just because it's rolling release doesn't mean you have to update often, you can go several weeks or months between updates if you don't feel like updating
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LordZarano: (I do have arch-audit-gtk notifying me of security issues though so I know when I really need to update)
LordZarano: GANT
frnknstn: They send the "your son" tag to advertisers, not to their own tools
TheDevil_Risen: that reminds me
TheDevil_Risen: i should take my meds
TheDevil_Risen: thanks Beej
Genie_M: And it won't in the EU
TheDevil_Risen: DURIAN!
RockPusher: tone is dictated by intent and audience
Kidror: I do a bunch of writing and not that long ago someone was reviewing something and *correctly* identified what needed to be improved and used Copilot to fix it instead of, y'know, reviewing it like they were supposed to.
RockPusher: As per my last email…
Genie_M: It does a decent job in translation and using tone I would like in English, a language I'm not native in
LordZarano: ʛʌŋʈ
RockPusher: !gant
LRRbot: GANT GANT
TheDevil_Risen: GANT
BlueMechanic: lulti-level marketing?
Driosenth: I don't like talking to people at the best of times, "conversing" with LLM is somehow even worse to me.
itmightbemikey: It cannot lie, because it does not know what the truth is
Didero: It's the text equivalent of seeing faces in clouds and toast
SquareDotCube: it's good at predicting the human pattern
TehAmelie: i like to compare chatGPT to a tarot deck, where the difference is it uses a natural language interface
Genie_M: We anthropomorphize everything we don't understand, computers have been in this category for decades
itmightbemikey: But yeah, "AI" is mostly just advanced pattern recognition software
kimmiekoneko: it's a chinese room, isn't it
itmightbemikey: I HATE people calling it "hallucinations"
TheDevil_Risen: it's not sentient, therefore it cannot hallucinate
DandyGeek: I will just point out what I heard elsewhere: LLMs manage to make computers shitty at the one thing they are designed to do: maths.
thunderbird32: Oh yeah, they're terrible at math
TehAmelie: does a housefly hallucinate there's no glass in that window it keeps trying to get through?
TheDevil_Risen: Monk fruit is a good natural alternative
RockPusher: DandyGeek hmmm, in this case they are doing the math real good, but the humans are entirely misinterpreting the results of all that math
TheDevil_Risen: Jelly the world!
RockPusher: Beej jellies all the things
Genie_M: I drink soft drinks so very rarely, I wouldn't even know where to find these around here
DandyGeek:
Ok, yes, you have me on the technical reality, @rockpusher
BlueMechanic: I hear its a place people like to cry
RoeDent89: What?!
TheDevil_Risen: ouch
RoeDent89: RIP banana?
RockPusher: RIP banana
RockPusher: !gant
LRRbot: 𝔾𝔸ℕ𝕋 𝔾𝔸ℕ𝕋
RoeDent89: gant
LordZarano: ႢႠႬႧ
TheDevil_Risen: great, now i need to clean up a spit take
RockPusher: I should properly explore my local Daiso
RockPusher: I've only popped in and out and need to more thoroughly explore their wares
LordZarano: @DandyGeek Conversely, this is the point that makes me suspect that this may be thing that actual real AI will eventually develop from. Because real animal and human minds are terrible at maths, so the first step to making a simulated mind has to be to make the computer also be terrible at maths
measureofhope: Hi Zeta
RoeDent89: Car thiknr
Genie_M:
Genie_M: It's only 20 years away since the 1970s
RockPusher: Protactinium
TheDevil_Risen:
Kyle Hill has some good vids on it
BigTheDave: There's a decent explainer of it on Kyle hill's chann
tryllebanjo: Atomics!
TheDevil_Risen: haha same brain cell @BigTheDave
LordZarano: ĠȦṄṪ
margieargie: !gant
LRRbot: LoadingReadyLIVE invited you to play Project CARS 2
PhorrestGaze: mark "no honor here" and put it out back
MTigress: the real test for a nuclear setup is 'how badly can someone break this by doing something completely wrong or ignoring protocol'
badpandabear: Good morning everyone!
kimmiekoneko: this is the second nuclear conversation i've listened to on this le mans stream, two nickels etc.
TheDevil_Risen: i like the qoute Kyle used that was from the Nuclear Engineer that said "oh so that's what the public thinks"
Genie_M: Can you guess Alex was here? 😁
PhorrestGaze: and the backbone of makin' nukes
coditionzero: @genie_m Não, não posso.
RockPusher: Genie_M this was all Beej this time
TheDevil_Risen: (in reference to why molten salt wasn't a tech invested in because it couldn't be weaponised)
coditionzero: @thedevil_risen Molten Salt não é estabilidade.
coditionzero: !bot
TehAmelie: we have to save all our fissionables to reignite the sun, or so the movies have told me
tryllebanjo: I feel pretty sure I read about this way back in a pop-science magazine.
omdorastrix: IIRC - you can't make the elements for nukes with thorium reactors...
MTigress: on the note of nuclear stuffs, they're refurbishing Three-Mile Island's shutdown-but-working reactor for re-ignition in a couple years... but they're doing to in order to power a terrible AI data center they're currently building nearby. x.x
RockPusher: use spicy rocks to make steam
RockPusher: use steam to spin thing
Micalovits: @TehAmelie Gotta have it shine for those 5 more minutes!
tryllebanjo: Glad to hear my own Denmark is still strong on the frontiers of sustainability.
RockPusher: use spin thing to make electrons jibble
RockPusher: *jiggle
accountmadeforants: Also piezoelectricity. In case you want to produce just the tiniest amount of current.
LordZarano: Still hoping for hot fusion at some point
accountmadeforants: *voltage
SquareDotCube: you know, why is it water and not something that takes a lot less energy to change state, like ethyl alcohol
MTigress: @accountmadeforants build it into every single shoe ever made
tryllebanjo: Huh, what show???
TheDevil_Risen: this
TheDevil_Risen: i have bookmakrs
TheDevil_Risen: I have all of the Jackie Chan stuff on VHS
TheDevil_Risen: from back in the day
TheDevil_Risen: Banana AGAIN
TheDevil_Risen: really Ian?
TheDevil_Risen: hehehe
Molladia: Lupin is going to eat Meremaid meat?
Molladia: I cannot remember the name of that movie, but Cori's podcast talked about it
margieargie: F
Genie_M: Smooth
RockPusher: Wow, okay, that The Super Girl opening is more than I was expecting from Beej's description
TheDevil_Risen:
Ian has entered the 0 Busses given phase of the stream
farley_f: just casual pit maneuver there
accountmadeforants:
Creature_Comforts: nooo Hurricane Honey
LordZarano: GANT
margieargie: !gant
LRRbot: Poyo!
TehAmelie: we mentioned naive technocrats contra luddites earlier. . .
RockPusher: Cheeto lives!!!!!!!
TehAmelie: although i guess we don't know if Zuckerberg operates under the assumption everything will just work out with his inventions or just that everything will just work out for him
itmightbemikey: Yeah, like Target's profits are plummeting and it's great
Hrrisn: loud minorities are in their heads rn
GazzyInferno: companies still getting hit by the categorical imperative in 2025
itmightbemikey: My dad did all his grocery shopping at Target and when they bent the knee to Trump he was like "Yeah, there are other grocery stores, I'm not shopping there anymore, and if I can't find my regular things I'll do without"
RockPusher: Tama-GO
LordZarano: GANT
farley_f: !gant
LRRbot: 𝔾𝔸ℕ𝕋 𝔾𝔸ℕ𝕋
coditionzero: !jogo Assetto Corsa
R0otGT: !jogo Assetto Corsa
coditionzero: 🎮 Jogo definido: Assetto Corsa
R0otGT: Como cafer drift?
itmightbemikey: The distribution of Switch 2s was weird. Some places they are unfindable, other places you can just walk into a store and they are in stock
R0otGT: <message deleted>!ajuda
coditionzero: <message deleted>Comandos: !jogo [nome] | !bot (liga/desliga) | !ajuda
R0otGT: <message deleted>!bot ligar
coditionzero: <message deleted>🤖 Bot está ATIVO
R0otGT: <message deleted>Preciso de volante para jogar Asseto?
coditionzero: <message deleted>@r0otgt Sim, controle wheel!
R0otGT: <message deleted>Qual recomendado?
R0otGT: <message deleted>Qual volante usar?
coditionzero: <message deleted>@r0otgt Chassi Porsche 911.
R0otGT: <message deleted>!jogo Gray Zone Warfare
coditionzero: <message deleted>🎮 Jogo definido: Gray Zone Warfare
MalFnord: um
terribleplan: mods?
thingo314: erm
omdorastrix: Security/.Theft prob
R0otGT: <message deleted>Qual configuração para executar Gray Zone Warfare?
coditionzero: <message deleted>@r0otgt Recomendo configurações: - Resolução 1080p/144Hz - Gráficos baixos a médios - Sensibilidade moderada
TheDevil_Risen: any mods?
itmightbemikey: I'm confused andconcerned
accountmadeforants: I also have questions
coditionzero: <message deleted>@accountmadeforants Perguntas sobre GW?
CookieMom: Good Mons-ing!
RockPusher: @LoadingReadyRun Beej can we get a timeout or two up above till we have mods to look at it
terribleplan: @Anubis169 @r10pez10 @Texan_Reverend ?
coditionzero: <message deleted>@terribleplan @terribleplan, o que deseja?
LordZarano: ガント
TheDevil_Risen: baiii
TheDevil_Risen:
MalFnord: mods are asleep, configure chatbot?
TehAmelie: most people who work in retail won't see more than one or two console launches i suppose
terribleplan: the modding is coming from inside the stream
frnknstn: Tasty timeouts
accountmadeforants: See the real Le Mans drivers don't need to ban bots while they're driving, this is a whole new level
RockPusher: I'm sure we'll have a TXC2 soon
terribleplan: Don't mode and drive, kids.
itmightbemikey: The swords are on the wheels like the chariot races of old
TheDevil_Risen:
un mod wheeler again or you going to leave that to the Let's Nope boys
GazzyInferno: ian driving himself closer so he can mod them with his sword
RockPusher: No Capes, No Gas!
frnknstn: ChatGPT says: no, more gas!
Hrrisn: hard agreeing with Ian this whole convo
Genie_M: They are available here easily
accountmadeforants: Switch 2's seem to be readily available at MSRP where I live, so people only really care about discounts
TheDevil_Risen:
yeah, them making enough of a thing these days seems like an achievement but it shouldnt be
TheOges: I am okay waiting until they fix things at this point lol
itmightbemikey: Defeating scalping: Everyone wins
accountmadeforants: @TheDevil_Risen And the real upside is that scalpers are getting wrecked
TheDevil_Risen: yeah only in some circumstances @accountmadeforants
accountmadeforants:
All my M.2 slots are full C'mon Intel, AMD, give us more PCIe lanes.
Deyna_Taggerung: That's easilt +5hp
FireSpectreZero: Hello! Ian still up or did he get a deserved break?
RockPusher: funnel cap sounds very useful
terribleplan: EPYC (actual server, not the rebranded consumer ones) chips have _so many_ PCIe lanes
accountmadeforants: @terribleplan Right, but Epyc and Threadripper are no longer priced sensibly
accountmadeforants: (Intel did briefly have a Threadripper competitor at a reasonable price, but it was terrible.)
Driosenth: I have Euro style headlights and taillights on my Suburban for the same reason.
accountmadeforants: Tie them all together and wear the watch around your waist
TXC2 returns
terribleplan: @accountmadeforants If you need new stuff, yeah. You can get into a 3rd gen system for like 1-2k if DDR4 is ok.
TXC2: oh I see we still have Beej with us
RockPusher: welcome back TXC2
TXC2: hi RockPusher
TheDevil_Risen: welcome back TSC2
Molladia: @TXC2 We had a bot dilema, Ian dealt with it
TXC2: hi TheDevil_Risen
FireSpectreZero: I bought a NATO strap from Amazon. One that was specifically marketed as water proof and the thing almost immediately rusted, I was so mad
TheDevil_Risen: you missed the spanish invasion, Ian took care of it tho
TXC2: Molladia yes I saw on our slack
Driosenth: amber turns!
PhorrestGaze: little funny animations too
RockPusher: wait, what?
Driosenth: As someone who actually uses the indicators, I love them
accountmadeforants: @Micalovits They use the brake lights (or at least red lights) for turn signals
LordZarano: ガント
TheDevil_Risen: yuk!
BigTheDave: Why *are* your turn signals the same lights as your breaks?
RockPusher: what colour are the US indicators?
TXC2: red is JUST for breaking here in the UK
TheOges: Does the duct tape on the dent on my car count as a mod?
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Colour is important: Yellow - attention; red - danger.
TheDevil_Risen: yeah same in AU @TXC2
terribleplan: My mom got a new car (a Kia) and it has _one_ reverse (white) light, and it's tiny and in the middle of her bumper. I hate it.
accountmadeforants: @BigTheDave Saves a few bucks
FireSpectreZero: I always run ym headlights at all times. No reason not to
TehAmelie: is it a flaming hot cheeto?
Genie_M: Now if you import a car from overseas to the EU, you have to change those to get a license for them
accountmadeforants:
@TXC2 And presumably to indicate you're reversing
FireSpectreZero: @TehAmelie Too yellow
TehAmelie: or just a very dusty one
Micalovits: VERY dusty yea
GazzyInferno: de-dusting
Deyna_Taggerung: @FireSpectreZero Same but because pop-up up and down headlights
TXC2: accountmadeforants I think so
Genie_M: Shave them
Driosenth: puffed corn
RockPusher:
SquareDotCube: and then they send the unflavored cheesie in packing peanuts
GazzyInferno: free-range cheesies
Driosenth: I want them to sell them
TXC2: "we gonna do food science for you, for free"
Chronomagistrate: packing cheez-its
terribleplan: "Here, just put your head into the puffed corn stream"
Micalovits: Au-natural
RockPusher: "you want our packing peanut division"
DeM0nFiRe: Send them individually, with one stamp on each one
GhostValv:
Anubis169: The all red lights throw me off so much when visiting the US Beej x_x
FireSpectreZero: Holy moly that bus is sparking. Mario Kart Drift mode?
accountmadeforants: @TXC2 Hm, I actually had to look it up and apparently that's not standard/required. Just the white light.
Deyna_Taggerung: Isn't that just Alex's CRUNG?
TXC2:
accountmadeforants still, it's not all just one light for everything
omdorastrix: Soo.. you're trying to make Old Dutch Corn Puffs
TehAmelie: remember this Far Cry wannabe game where you could buy "a loose pinch of cocaine" as an item
GhostValv: full size human skeleton
Micalovits: Put the egg back into a chicken
accountmadeforants:
@TXC2 No, exactly, we can all agree the American signals are silly
FireSpectreZero: @TehAmelie Can't say that I do. What was it called?
Molladia: Oh BEEJ, Did you see that Trake bags had found a new home and wasn't shut down anymore!!
TehAmelie: wish i could remember
terribleplan: Transit bus full of race drivers constantly critiquing whoever is driving.
Anubis169: it's good to have the ideas though!
TXC2:
and yet you won anyway
LordZarano: ガント
TheOges: "Maybe we should have helmets?"
RockPusher: Fursuit Vehicle go brrrrrrr
CookieMom: On the cheesy things sans cheese, you MIIIIIGHT be able to get defects off of the assembly line that were expunged before dusting. But I don't know for sure. Odds are that it is a full line without a pause from baking to dusting.
JPS_Lindberg: I would love t hear the reaction of some sort of TopGear production manager react to Road Quest's production documentation
tryllebanjo: Yeah. Welp on that one.
TXC2: or the time Hamond almost died in a dragster
JPS_Lindberg: I magine them going "You did WHAT in what manner?! Holy bus!"
omdorastrix: Old dutch makes the naked puffs
TheOges: This is why the entertainment industry has so many rules
Cuddly_Kitteh: I can genuinely imagine there's a morning walk around of the vehicles very similar to a airplane pre-flight
TheOges: And unions
tryllebanjo: Hammond's shoken hands with Death so many times, he gets mentioned in Death's Hogswatch letters.
terribleplan: There's Puffcorn by Old Dutch, which comes in plain, cheese, and several other flavors. Not quite a cheeto, but close.
LordZarano: ガント
omdorastrix: The show used different narrators for different regions of the Anglosphere. In the English Canadian version, Mark Tewksbury (season 1, 2001), Lynn Herzeg (seasons 2–4, 2002–2005), June Wallack (season 5, 2005) and Lynne Adams (season 6 onwards, 2006–present) are the narrators.
ghizmou: the skinnny ones?
GhostValv: rare irish man is much better then medium well irish man
Snowcookies: crunhy cheetos are my fave
terribleplan: Ah, I was thinking puffed.
omdorastrix: The old dutch ones are kinda halfway between pufs and crunchs
SquareDotCube: Old Dutch is like Utz - a regional chain
itmightbemikey: the OG cheeto, the ones that look like shillelagh
Cuddly_Kitteh: @GhostValv In my experience the difference is a small amount of direct sunlight
GazzyInferno: Common Irishman, Uncommon Irishman, Rare Irishman, Super Rare Irishman
SquareDotCube: and then legendary Irishman
omdorastrix: The Old Dutch Twists
GazzyInferno: And of course, Summer Swimsuit alt Irishman
Chronomagistrate: Mythic Irishman
TXC2: do they make primum foil Irishmen?
TehAmelie: which one is St Patrick?
BlueMechanic: aww jeez
RockPusher: Ichiban very pimply teen/shaggy
TheDevil_Risen: hey Inor!
CookieMom: Good ol' Henchman 24 voice.
TheDevil_Risen: *Enor
Micalovits: We also randomly rewatch things at weird times
TheDevil_Risen: ^^^ that's true
CookieMom: Time for market. Take care all!
SquareDotCube: stiff range of emotion at the beginning evolving into a wide range of emotion
TXC2: Dan has said he based it on Walter Mathow's Voice
SquareDotCube: we're millenials Ian, it'll be an old folks commune fighting against capitalism
Cuddly_Kitteh: Old Folks Homes with a data closet for people to put their NASs in
TehAmelie: we'll have whatever old folks home we can build for ourselves, so yeah, commune probably
LordZarano: ガント
Micalovits: Communal Mario Cart
accountmadeforants: Everyone gets a floor-to-ceiling 19" rack
TXC2: old folks homes, a server room for them to tinker on FORTRAN
RockPusher: He went to a server farm upstate
SquareDotCube: Future living spaces do need to be two people per bedroom, one bath per three, kitchen and common, and *most importantly* a spare room that's multipurpose
Cuddly_Kitteh: I wonder if any pension plan includes guaranteed monthly compute time?
maxdamnit:
Apple will "employ" old folks to make new iPhones
RockPusher: grandpa wants his anime tiddy
farley_f: now I’m picturing grandpa sleeping with a body pillow
TheDevil_Risen: hahaha ^
accountmadeforants: Game night at grampa's, time to introduce the grandchildren to Nier: Automata
Eklinaar: You being alive is fun for me, yes
Cuddly_Kitteh: @farley_f orthopedic body pillow is probably an actual developing craft space.
Darleysam: The 100% all achievements victory lap before fighting the final boss
Snowcookies: I've seen quite a few elderly taking the same courses as me in university
TXC2: DrakoniteDev a few years back yes
chianeko: He's like 55 now
Genie_M: The realization that you'll never go through your steam backlog, and that's fine
MalFnord: we have the cheeriest conversations!
TheOges: Given the state of retirement homes in Ontario, hopefully these are questions I won't need answered lol
MTigress: lrr mans changes the world for the better
GhostValv: that's beautiful in a way
LordZarano: ガント
Genie_M: Beej is the only LRR person older than me - a few months iirc
badpandabear: I’m turning 50 soon…this conversation is very real to me
SquareDotCube: definitely better than a typical life in medieval times
DrakoniteDev: I joke, but it is true that around that age most people have a very existential realization like this, and discussion with themselves
RockPusher: I don't believe in an afterlife or anything like that, but I do subscribe to you don't truly die until the last knowledge of you ceases to exist in the consciousness of others
definenull: I'm back, are we at the final home stretch?
TXC2: definenull yeap, last few hours
Cuddly_Kitteh: Potentially, the only thing bigger than your historical lightcone is your future lightcone.
farley_f: in more ways than one as per the current conversation
RockPusher: Ian "Publically Known" Horner
seepete: I love Philosophy Time with Ian and Beej
Cuddly_Kitteh: He talks of death, running through a line of pit crew
TXC2:
the question is, what happens when people forget you, then later rediscover you, as we did Ea-Nasir?
RockPusher: TXC2 Ian has too much integrity to deal in shitty copper
TehAmelie:
mrjujubeans: You all help make functioning most days so much easier
DrakoniteDev: What you consume matters far less than what you produce for the world. IMO
Darleysam: Got bodychecked by a bluesky post saying "20-year-olds are forty now" and then I come here to this
Genie_M: One of the very few comments I made on Mastodon is about how LRR helped me find a way to smile after my mother's passing
mielkevejen:
I just entered the channel, and immediately Ian started talking about the Jewish concept of dying twice. Quite an entrance.
Molladia: @LoadingReadyRun I know for certain it wasn't intended, but I've cried and I want to thankyou for saying this past bit. it has helped this 41 year old be more "Ok" with my future.
TXC2:
Molladia
DrakoniteDev:
Molladia 
RockPusher: I had to explain to someone that Twitch in a real sense represents the third space many of us don't have in the physical realm nowadays
Eklinaar: I often think about the imprint the Love Doctors made on the universe
omdorastrix: OH... Hi Mark
accountmadeforants: People on the other side of the world know who you are, which is definitely in the same ballpark as owning a boat.
Genie_M: And finding about how I should feel about myself and my thoughts.
maxdamnit: Welcome to LRR's new morning show: Putting Up with Beej
accountmadeforants: Though the next level is when people on the other side of the world know you own a boat.
MTigress: i just turned 41 myself (i share my birfday with Graham)
DrakoniteDev: It isn't always about the world, sometimes it is just about you.
TXC2: I don't know, Owning a boat tends to get you killed by Orcas these days, I'll go for the making people happy
Genie_M: There's tremendous power in your words, they change people to be better to themselves and others
LordZarano: ガント
aquinas_0: that was years of brain-frying idiocy
aquinas_0: "must get A or death"
omdorastrix: Are we allowed to give LRRs-mns an A+ and a gold star for being decent at life
RockPusher: Yup
GhostValv: 1000%
TXC2: your "value" as a person does not matter, that you exist at all is what matters
RockPusher: that's a sign of good writing right there
RockPusher: and also a sign they left at the right time - before they wore out the welcome
Deyna_Taggerung: There's a great part of an Allan Watts lecture that touches these topics.
DrakoniteDev: be mindful about what you produce in to the world, but consume whatever gives you joy
Deyna_Taggerung: Coincidence of Opposites I think it was
TheDevil_Risen: I wish i could think about my life like that but I don't think i've come to terms with that being the reality of the thing that is life
Genie_M: 1 hour left?
TXC2: Genie_M round about that yes
TXC2: !uptime
DrakoniteDev: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 23:27:51.
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 23:27:51.
TXC2: !updog
LRRbot:
The stream has been live for 6d, 20:16:02.
TXC2: remember we started about 30 mins early
RockPusher:
some sparkling vinegar
TXC2: yes the stream early I meant
Genie_M: I was here at the start
Micalovits: I don't mind getting more of Ian
farley_f: don’t forget to secure your rig otherwise the let’s nope bois will strike again
Genie_M: Is information preserved indefinitely?
RockPusher: Contributing to the destruction of the universe!
Jillexie: Earlier than that
TXC2: "thinking causes the heath death of the universe" = how the Warp works in WH40K
r10pez10: information is stored in the balls
DrakoniteDev: one day this simulation we all live in will be shut down
BlueMechanic: I think Lore knew about it
LordZarano: ガント
TXC2: in first shows up in DateLore
mercano82: was it in the episode where the assemble Lore?
TheDevil_Risen: poor data
RockPusher: I believe the person was right about Datalore
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terribleplan: Oh hey, my sub lapsed...
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TXC2: measure of a man is also IMO the best TNG episode
r10pez10: a miserable pile of regrets
LadyAiluros: @TXC2 Yes.
TheDevil_Risen: the tank is a great addition IMHO
RockPusher: TXC2 I wouldn't go that far, but it is one of the more meaty philosophical ones
Deyna_Taggerung: I love how it has evolved over the years
r10pez10: also sorry i wasn't around to zot the bots earlier
RockPusher:
its not like we're normally live at this hour, coverage is spotty and that is okay
TheDevil_Risen:
yep sushi on wheels
malsareus: oops Ian did it again
Snowcookies: Alex last night was also surprised by the sushi cars and tank
aquinas_0: hyperfast ghost sushi have been great
Deyna_Taggerung: Modders...find a way
TheDevil_Risen: its such a shame the Pcars series was a let down, its engine looks great
PsychoI3oy: it's all mods all the way down
Creature_Comforts: if there’s no GANT, I don’t want it
TheDevil_Risen: free advertising
Deyna_Taggerung: wait, there's 3 Porsche DLC for AC though?
TXC2: no matter how much we try...
margieargie: It means GANT
SquareDotCube: can't not gant
terribleplan: Something something "beat saber does not officially support modding for licensing reasons"
Deyna_Taggerung: You get a choice of 911, 911 or 911
margieargie: !gant
LRRbot: GANT GANT
LordZarano: ガント
DeM0nFiRe: !gant
LRRbot: KARBY
BlueMechanic: I started receiving targeted adverts from Gant online shortly after the stream last year
DrakoniteDev: gant chart
Genie_M: All of them
Sacrenos: the porsche numbering is wild.
TehAmelie: porsche seems to be dominating the real Le Mans, coincidentally
HbombAndFriends: One of the Assetto Corsa mod stories I heard was that shortly after Indycar announced a street race in Arlington, TX, modders put in the circuit- which won’t be raced on until next year.
TheDevil_Risen: or the 22B subaru
JoSt42: "there have been many 911s over the years" is a wild thing to hear when you're barely listening.
ThePixelSavage: well the 911 has technically been replace with the 992 in 2017
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zapshakur: oh man glad i was able to make the last stretch!
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ThePixelSavage: 911 is now only a branding
Carlioo: "the 911 I've never been able to understand" same
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SnowBuddy18: 911 is like saying Jetta, and the other number is what generation it is
TXC2:
this is when we find out it should be nine-one-one
TehAmelie: "that was the eight tenth expedition into Area X"
TheDevil_Risen: Rally Packs
malsareus: wait what?
TXC2: can not travel back in time
TXC2: !clips
LRRbot:
If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
PsychoI3oy: clearence issues?
Deyna_Taggerung: Tyre width
MTigress: the mini mini
SquareDotCube: the maxi mini
BlueMechanic: new minis are pretty big cars comparatively
UnknownFriday: For a second there I thought you said the Mazda Mini and now I want to put a rotary engine in a Mini.
Genie_M: Same trope of car
RockPusher: also all the licensed manufacturers around the globe of the mini
LordZarano: ガント
badpandabear: !gant
LRRbot: GANT GANT
r10pez10: !previous
LRRbot: Sorry, I can only see the future.
TheDevil_Risen: same thing with the toyota celica
ThePixelSavage:
the best part is also ... the numbers went up to model number 997 before the jumped back to model number 991 and the newest being 992 for more confusion
TheDevil_Risen: or the mazda 929
r10pez10: the nokia 3310
TheDevil_Risen: yeah the M4 looks more like the old M3 E90
TheDevil_Risen: than the M3 does
Genie_M: We are in Dawn Guard time, thanks bus
r10pez10: the boeing 717
MTigress: somewhere in a parallel but different universe, Sega is a car manufacturer and their signature most reliable car is the Kiryu, the luxury version is the Akiyama, and the sports version is the Majima
terribleplan: The 737 (X00, Max X)
SquareDotCube: yeah I want hard edges back, but not Cybertruck hard edges
TXC2: or the boeing 777-8
ThePixelSavage: only about 2 laps left in the tank @LoadingReadyRun
aquinas_0: the bus is risen?
terribleplan: The 737 is fun because they do get abbreviated sometimes, 737-800 = 738. Which explicitly doesn't work for the 737-700
JoSt42: how fast is that bus going?
Genie_M: "the Kindle"
ThePixelSavage:
I pride myself on not knowing what an IMac is when shown one
LadyAiluros: iMacs have always looked amazing
TXC2:
JoSt42 well we're doing 160 KmPH, so fast
LadyAiluros: I still love the OG Gumdrop
LadyAiluros:
I have a pink one
Ugh_Sunlight: oh phew I made it back before the end
terribleplan: Power Mac tissue box?
r10pez10: imac? the text editor?
Genie_M: The mouse....
LadyAiluros: the mouse honked yes
LordZarano: ガント
SquareDotCube: but there's some stinkers, like the tooth and several 90s designs
LionsEyeDiamond: the eMachines eOne existed because of how good the iMacs looked
LadyAiluros: the 90's macs honked across the board
LadyAiluros: until Jobs came back
Genie_M: I loved the black dustbin Mac pro
Creature_Comforts:
@r10pez10 no, that’s emacs. iMac is the 3D movie branding
LadyAiluros: the trashcan
LadyAiluros: I do want a G4 Cube some day ...
aquinas_0: the towers with the aqua trim
LadyAiluros: the tissue box
aquinas_0: six grade computer lab suddenly looked so cool
SquareDotCube: also heavier machines should integrate handles into their design more often
LadyAiluros: @aquinas_0 PowerMac G3.
LadyAiluros: I mean you CAN upgrade them with Open Core ....
aquinas_0: indeed
TXC2: SquareDotCube anything that can't be held in one hand should have handles
Micalovits: That is an impressive amount of detail inside that bus
r10pez10: a bird in the hand is worth two handles on a bush
RockPusher: is there a woman in the banana?
BlueMechanic: You're telling me a shrimp drove this sushi?
terribleplan: Wait, the next version of macOS is 26 (Tahoe)? Following 15 (Sequoia)?
RealGamerCow: I see there was another reset, was it another crash?
Deyna_Taggerung: Hecc is that a VY commodore Ute?
terribleplan: Do version numbers mean nothing?
RockPusher: terribleplan they are aligning to year numbering
Molladia: @Deyna_Taggerung Yes
LadyAiluros: it's still called "MacOS Tahoe"
Deyna_Taggerung: Australia mentioned!
r10pez10: version numbers are as useful as >new folder/new folder/new folder 1/final/final.jpg
Genie_M: V26 is a good idea
LadyAiluros: they ran out of cats lol
accountmadeforants: MacOS Liger
RatherLargeToad: 🌮
TheDevil_Risen: aww RIP Cheeto
LordZarano: Like with Desert Bus going from 10 to .. 2017 was it?
mercano82: MacOS Mechakitten
RockPusher: or rather than cat breeds, specifically named cats
TXC2: LordZarano correct
MTigress: there's a cheaper solution, just name the OS versions after random furries
RockPusher: MacOS Baxter
SquareDotCube: Yeah, it's a shame that anything past 2017 you pretty much have to solder on improvements and evade invalidation in almost any Mac
accountmadeforants: Neco-Arc Linux
terribleplan: I mean, I guess some Linux distros have done the year stuff for a while... Ubuntu 24.04 and such. Sure
TXC2: I await for when we go from desert bus 2027 to Desert bus XX
measureofhope: That tamago was driving more aggresively than Ian
undecided44: My... OS has a firstname, it's m o u n t a i n , my OS has a second name it's l i o n....
RealGamerCow: Windows does that as well, sort of. 23H2, 24H2, etc.
r10pez10: it has somewhere to tamabe
mercano82: bus is coming
kimmiekoneko: the doer
Eklinaar: who the eff put this computer on m ydesk
RockPusher: "Who the hell did this‽" "Me‽" "Why the hell did I do this‽"
terribleplan: @Eklinaar Past me? I hate that guy!
TXC2:
yes I am also over 30
Genie_M: Or when you stepped through the door
Molladia: Hey!! no need to call us out like that
undecided44: We call that coffee time in my home-office.
Sacrenos: @RealGamerCow yea, microsoft switched to 'release wave' instead of version. it basically means that you get a bunch of upgrades in one go, but should also expect smaller stuff in between the big waves.
MTigress: @TXC2 can we pronounce that as cross-cross?
TXC2: "how did I get here, where is my wife?"
Deyna_Taggerung: Walking into a coolroom, does it almost every time
Genie_M: Threshold phenomenon is real
terribleplan: Letting the days go by
TXC2: MTigress I can't stop you so sure
MTigress: haha
LordZarano: ガント
RockPusher: Past Me: "Future me is going to hate this." Future Me: "Past me is an idiot!"
accountmadeforants:
I read about how going into a different room is where your memory basically runs garbage collection, so now I have a habit of actively thinking about the thing I'm going to do as I go through doorways It seems to work
undecided44: Im on no more than 1 per day... 46 is a hard year.
measureofhope: Hi Zeta
mercano82: Beej missed Zeta passing
MTigress: that gave me a horrible great idea: rallycross but it's desert bus
TXC2: passing a threshold is when the Fae can steal your thoughts, that's why you forget things
Jontall: An interesting theory about that, specifically when going through doors. Its supposedly is a result of the change in priorities you would get in old times, going from plains to forest or such, diffferent things to focus on
Snowcookies: I enjoy getting matcha latte at the cafe
hedonistic_mushroom: How much till Ian finishes?
ThePixelSavage: @hedonistic_mushroom Phrasing
FoxBehindTheTree: the twitch timer is almost up lol
TXC2: hedonistic_mushroom 20 mins give or take
aquinas_0: 20ish
Sacrenos:
@MTigress Desert bus in BeamNG
mercano82: race ends at the top of the hour
accountmadeforants: Unfortunately my back pockets only have so much space
TXC2: Desert bus, but it's group B rally
terribleplan: When you put it somewhere special so you can totally find it later, only to be totally baffled where that could be when later comes.
Sacrenos: magical spell for making things disappear: put it away in a logical place. how to duplicate items: replace the item you lost. You will now find the lost item.
measureofhope: @accountmadeforants You have pockets?
hedonistic_mushroom: Dying partially would be amenable then?
TXC2:
tell me your secret over not having that feeling Ian?
accountmadeforants: 240 hours of LRRMans!
MTigress: @TXC2 Desert Bus Bus-A-Long Rally
Sacrenos: LRRmans 11: Ian actually goes to LeMans and drives the race for real.
ThePixelSavage: we should start a LRR racing league with multiple races
Snowcookies: It's been a good run! But 24hr streams can be a bit for the health
Deyna_Taggerung: My group do a time multiplied race of 2.4 "hours" of XX track
mercano82: The LRRdiniapolis 500
Nahmbra: 8 hours of LrrTona
coriolis_storm: Woohoo, woke up just in time for the final stretch!
Deyna_Taggerung: That's tough enough, doing 24 hours of this games is nuts. Well done Ian.
terribleplan: 264 hours, to get the 10 years and pre-drive the next 10
aquinas_0: meanwhile ten transmissions in an hour last night?
hedonistic_mushroom: RoadQuest 2, Ian's Counterattack
r10pez10: congratulation
HbombAndFriends: 12 Hours of Seb(LR)ring
GhostValv:
some of the best parts of LRRMans has been that kind of thing
margieargie:
8,760 Hours of LRRMans, then you never have to stop which is clearly where the problem is
ThePixelSavage: as a German, the Autobahn is a very ordered affair. No need to be terrified
Simonark: Over a month, when you have a spare moment, 24 Non-Consecutive Hours of LrrMans
mercano82: The LRRRL: the Loading Ready Run Racing League
Deyna_Taggerung: SRP is so great
accountmadeforants: Honestly I'm occasionally terrified when the highways here switch to 130 km/h. (But that's also because my car is tiny.)
Sacrenos: the 24h of the LRRSchleife
LordZarano: My big revelation that's helped me is - if you find something that you didn't know where it was, DO NOT PICK IT UP, leave it where you found it, because next time you are looking for it you will not remember where you put it off you moved it, but you will remember where it was last time you found it
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coriolis_storm: @mercano82 And the winner would get a LauRRReL!
LordZarano: *put it if you moved it
cactusowl: I rented a car in Australia and I kept hitting the wipers when I meant to hit the turn signals
Deyna_Taggerung: @cactusowl Euro cars sold here often have them in the Euro config, so we do that as well
r10pez10: me on a phonecall with a friend: one sec, just need to find my phone
TheDevil_Risen: actually, even down under different cards have the blinkers on different stalks
Sacrenos: Never driven a righthand car, is the gearbox also reversed?
TheDevil_Risen: *cars
coriolis_storm: What caused the windshield damage? Did we hit a bird?!
r10pez10: 1st is traditionally top-left in .au, i don't know if that's reversed
TXC2: Sacrenos it can depend, but often 1st gear is on the furthest top left
Sacrenos: @r10pez10 that's the same as in europe
Sacrenos: @TXC2 ok, so that is regular for me as well
Molladia: Ford's sold in Australia could be left or right side for indicators depending on it's original market EU or NA
cactusowl: It was the same in my Toyota in the US
tryllebanjo: Uhm, how long is left of the race?
gsyhiap: Arguably the American rules aren't as strict as the European ones...
accountmadeforants: @tryllebanjo 14 minutes
RealGamerCow: the arrow on the icon
mercano82: my car also has an arrow
TXC2:
Sacrenos every so often you get a "dog leg" gear box where the reverse is on the top left instead of the bottom right, no one like those though
Sacrenos: @gsyhiap to me, as a european, american rules seem lenient mostly with some really arbitrary strict rules sprinkled in.
Sacrenos: @TXC2 Mercedes is one of those.
RealGamerCow: good recovery
cactusowl: Now it's "where is the charge port" and they're sometimes in the front corners or the front bumper
Mangledpixel: is that like those joke VHS 'screen cleaner' tapes?
Mangledpixel: that were just footage of a window washer
accountmadeforants: I think it just does edge detection just like how it does digital auto-focus. And if it notices that one section of the screen is consistently blurry it complains.
TXC2:
Mangledpixel that is so stupid
r10pez10: good joke present
LordZarano: ガント
cactusowl: There's a certain diffraction pattern that any streaky pattern on the lens causes
Sacrenos: In my mom's renault, the cruise control is on the steering wheel.
RealGamerCow: I think all my cars have had cruise control on the wheel itself
Sacrenos: I only drive old cars, I never had cruise control in my cars. xD
NotCainNorAbel:
500
terribleplan: that was how my 90s Camry did it on its own stalk
terribleplan: now it’s just on the wheel
r10pez10: my car doesn't have cruise control but it does have a caps lock key which is the same thing
RealGamerCow: I still don't trust radar cruise.
RockPusher: Radar and GPS can land planes pretty good
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hello, finally finished enough of my chores to get into chat!
RockPusher: so reasonably trustworthy for a car
undecided44: Mine gets confused sometimes when you go round a corner with the right radius and oncoming traffic arrives at the right time.
TXC2: hello Thefluffiestguineapig welcome
Thefluffiestguineapig: I am not one of the people who won't have a car simply because I do equine medicine
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 Hope you had good sleep!
TXC2: Thefluffiestguineapig I did for a change of pace, thank you
cactusowl: My city has electric scooters that you can rent like that, but people leave them lying around everywhere
TXC2: MORE TRAINS!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, that LIGHT RAIL
reptile___: I can't use radar cruise because traffic is heavy enough and drivers here are aggressive enough that if you leave proper space before the car in front of you then people will merge into that space, which will make you slow down to get a proper stopping distance again, which means that someone else will merge in, etc.
Mangledpixel: trams rights
LordZarano: ガント
RockPusher: --
TheAinMAP:
TXC2: Mangledpixel :d
Thefluffiestguineapig: !gant
LRRbot: GARF GARF
TXC2:
TheAinMAP:
RockPusher: ♫ Because we GANT GANT GANT ♫
frnknstn: Everyone should just think about trams. Trams are fun to think about.
Sacrenos: light rail is SO GOOD and efficient.
PharaohBender27: Morning. How'd the night go?
Simonark: LRRMans turned into a Jago Hazzard video so gradually…
TheDevil_Risen: RIP Nightwatch
TXC2: hello PharaohBender27 Cori found an infinite fuel glitch
SquareDotCube: but what does it do to property values?
PharaohBender27: @TXC2 Neat!
teammanfred: There are also trolley busses, which have the benefit that they don't require rails.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @SquareDotCube Appropriate things according to me who wants to build some guillotines
cspacefeet: That's how the tram works in adelaide, australia. Inside the CBD it's free and then it's a bus far once it leaves the city.
TheAinMAP: Put rails to the ferry, and restore the rail ferry service to Vancouver Island.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @teammanfred Do they have the same no tires thing?
Deyna_Taggerung: @cspacefeet Ahoy fellow crow eater o/
TXC2: 90% wealth tax, build nuclear reactors, build free use trams connecting multi use high-rises, it's simple !
Sacrenos: Last lap?
cspacefeet: @Deyna_Taggerung I have never been called a crow eater... But hello!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 I would add that if your building has an empty unit you are legally required to put a low income or unhoused person in it
teammanfred: @Thefluffiestguineapig They are basically regular electric busses but with an overhead electrical system like with trams.
TXC2: Thefluffiestguineapig sure
Deyna_Taggerung:
@cspacefeet mention you're from SA to a Victorian
cspacefeet: @Deyna_Taggerung Is it because of the football team? It must be, right?
Deyna_Taggerung: Yus
accountmadeforants: @Thefluffiestguineapig That'll be really fun with those overly expensive penthouses nobody wants
malsareus: transit needs a couple of things for success, destinations people want to go to, enough urban density and reliable, dense schedules
Simonark: Alexandria, Virginia makes it a tourist thing, the main tram through Old Town Alexandria is a free old timey streetcar that makes the businesses and restaurants so much money it’s absolutely worth it.
teammanfred: Boatquest when?
malsareus: trainquest!
terribleplan: in a mini, of course
Mangledpixel: how much for a real life sushi car?
Sacrenos: Le Mans is mostly public streets the rest of the year
tryllebanjo: RQ2 is gonna be so much more expensive than RQ1. I'd still support mightily!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @tryllebanjo If I get a better job by then so will I!
reptile___: "It doesn't have to be a racecar" - but what about driving it in a giant piece of sushi?
teammanfred: That's a lot of discourse.
PhoebeTheCoffeeWitch: how many Gants is that?
Simonark: And by any vehicle, you mean a giant sushi with you floating suspended inside.
tryllebanjo:
@Thefluffiestguineapig Mightily for me is still not a lot, but still
goombalax: stream from Le Mans
Simonark: Well, we are now no longer Inside No 9.
teammanfred: Rip liver.
PharaohBender27:
Thefluffiestguineapig: @PhoebeTheCoffeeWitch We have the VODs to count that for 10
SquareDotCube: 24 hours of Mario Kart World
malsareus: can he also rant about deep lore for 24 hours?
MTigress: maybe one could make a lrr-mans-a-thon fundraiser
RealGamerCow: that wouldn't be bad
gsyhiap: 10 years is damned impressive, and you've more than earned a break
tryllebanjo:
Maybe 24 shots of whisky in the late 20's
TheKingWiggins: I feel like people would donate mightily for the last one ever
Thefluffiestguineapig: Please please consume other things
teammanfred: Just white bread like in whiskey tastings.
Fruan: final GANT
RockPusher: Oh no, 24h of ready, so tough
RockPusher: *reading
LordZarano: ガント
Thefluffiestguineapig: !gant
LRRbot: 𝐆𝐀𝐍𝐓 𝐆𝐀𝐍𝐓
PharaohBender27: GANT
RockPusher: !gant
LRRbot: KARBY
margieargie: !gant
accountmadeforants: !gant
JadedCynic: !gant
TXC2: Gant!
Simonark: But… we’ve only just BeGant.
Deyna_Taggerung: Tell him your favorite warhammer character is the horus heresy
fiftymcnasty: ELO
Gekyouryuu: morning, all
TheMerricat: I just felt many voices scream out in pain before being silenced.....
TXC2:
I legit thought you mean anubis our mod before I realised the joke
HbombAndFriends: I totally get your decision, Ian. I used to do annual 24-hour charity streams and the last couple just about killed me, so I wound up switching to 2 separate 12-hour streams.
ScrapyardGhostTrain: ELO
Simonark: Then shift gears, make sure to spent fifteen hours on why the Tau are the real heroes.
TXC2: Hello Gekyouryuu welcome
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh did someone remember to tell Cori about our CDHC idea for an album of Gant covers?
tryllebanjo:
SquareDotCube: ELO just did their last tour last/this year
Thefluffiestguineapig: You are absolutely allowed to no longer do 24 hours because that is so much driving
TXC2:
it would, and then G-dubs would kill it
mercano82: also the gas light is on
tryllebanjo:
@SquareDotCube the ff**? I thought they were done ages ago
IbunWest:
cspacefeet: congratulations
Gekyouryuu: oh! Ian, I can tell you the silly idea I had last night that made Cori laugh: Macross x Gundam UC x Gundam G Witch crossover, Suletta becomes an idol singer for Earth, call her Feddie Mercury
TheMerricat: Someone at GDW just popped a vein in their head.
Fruan: congratulations
DeM0nFiRe: 🏁
NovaTiempo: \o/
TXC2: CONGRATULATIONS
Simonark: Episode OF OUR LIVES
aquinas_0: it is done!
Snowcookies: ty for the stream!
PhoebeTheCoffeeWitch:
Deyna_Taggerung: ConGANTs
GhostValv: congratulations
TXC2: !patreon
PharaohBender27:
Thefluffiestguineapig: Congratulations!!!!!!!!!
LordZarano: ꞠȺꞤȾ
accountmadeforants:
Simonark: Sleep!
Creideiki_SE:
Strebenherz: GANT GANT
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MungoDude: it's the final car-down
pn55:
Thank you Ian. I love that you have made this a thing every year
TheMerricat:
lrrARROWSlrrARROWS
JadedCynic: thanks for the fun, Ian!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Closing out with generosity
accountmadeforants: Car died off-screen, so it can come back next year
MTigress: thanks for the driving!
TXC2:
margieargie
PsychoI3oy: Do a Shoey!
LadyAiluros: thanks for the stream!
realbadatthis_: thanks for the stream!
RockPusher: Sparkling vinegar
TheDevil_Risen: DO a Shoey!
JadedCynic: beej moves to safe distance
Thefluffiestguineapig: Thanks for the great stream Ian!!
tryllebanjo:
Shoey
Thefluffiestguineapig: And all the guests!
TheDevil_Risen: eyyy
Deyna_Taggerung: 10 year definately gotta saber
TXC2: thanks for streaming Ian (and Beej and other guests)
RockPusher: nice hiss
Mangledpixel: good pop
Mangledpixel: cheers!
goombalax: cheers!
tryllebanjo: Cheers! GG WP
TheAinMAP:
badpandabear: Cheers!
TXC2: Champeign from the rhaktajino mug?
Mangledpixel:
Gekyouryuu: Ian, before you fully end, I can tell you the silly idea I had last night that made Cori laugh: Macross x Gundam UC x Gundam G Witch crossover, Suletta becomes an idol singer for Earth, call her Feddie Mercury
Thefluffiestguineapig: @accountmadeforants I didn't know GDQ had an adorable crab!!
TXC2: !storm
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RockPusher:
accountmadeforants:
@Thefluffiestguineapig It does, and I get a lot of use out of it
TheAinMAP:
CrossXhunteR: champagne(?) out of the raktajino mug is good
aquinas_0: i wonder how my two consecutive months will show up on here
RealGamerCow: oh that's right, I subbed yesrterday
tryllebanjo: For ants?! For ants?!
TXC2:
Beej looks more tired then Ian
Thefluffiestguineapig: Pat!!!!
tryllebanjo:
Oh wait, how did the Tank place? I fully forgot
Thefluffiestguineapig: @tryllebanjo I want to know which of the sushi inevitably took 1st
aquinas_0: there's 88
aquinas_0: and theres 89!
tryllebanjo: gg
Sacrenos: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Bonus Stream (Heather is rocking Neva on today's Bonus Stream! Game: Neva) at Sun 01:00 PM PDT (5:50 from now).
RockPusher: aquinas_0 with the rollover time
Thefluffiestguineapig: The generosity this LRRMans was amazing
aquinas_0:
RockPusher: Thank you Ian, thank you Beej
CrossXhunteR: bed time?
RockPusher: Sleep well Ian!
NotCainNorAbel: Thanks Ian
TXC2: da bits !
Riandisa: Thanks for another year of racing
Thefluffiestguineapig: This stream was so good, thank you Ian, Cori and all the guests
Deyna_Taggerung: Thank you for the stream
badpandabear: Thanks Ian!
aquinas_0: thank you for the stream! sleep!
TheDevil_Risen: Thanks Ian and all of the players and guests this LRRmans
KWardJenx: Triumph! Thank you, Ian et al!
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
DeM0nFiRe:
o/
Thefluffiestguineapig:
ArtOfStuttering:
TheDevil_Risen:
THanks Chat
PharaohBender27:
JadedCynic:
rest well Ian
accountmadeforants:
RealGamerCow: It was enjoyed as always!
NovaTiempo: vroom vroom
Gekyouryuu: night, Ian
TXC2: sleep well Ian
Molladia: Always a pleasure, thanks Ian
Strebenherz: Thanks Ian!
TXC2: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Bonus Stream (Heather is rocking Neva on today's Bonus Stream! Game: Neva) at Sun 01:00 PM PDT (5:49 from now).
MTigress: have a good 24h Sleep Mans!
TXC2: !events
Genie_M: It's a delight and a privilege
badpandabear: Glurp!
Thefluffiestguineapig:
Also thank you to the mods 
and thank you to the chat for the fun chats
TXC2:
Thefluffiestguineapig
Genie_M: Summer house is great
PsychoI3oy: looks like PiF is M W S for the next 2 weeks
Thefluffiestguineapig: The highlights this week are going to be stacked
Diabore: physical magical cards on thursdays this month
TeacherSeanTV:
more books?!?!?
KWardJenx: Yes!!
RockPusher:
Zaghrog: In fact, not electric cards, but the paper Sealed league
Strebenherz: !!!
TheDevil_Risen: ooo fun!
DeM0nFiRe:
JadedCynic: !
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hell YEAH
Lord_Hosk: Congrats on the drive Ian!
terribleplan: LRRMTG final fantasy sealed league is paper magic, unlike usual
DeM0nFiRe:
o/
CrossXhunteR: 👋
rosiedog88: goodbye!
TXC2: !discord
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PsychoI3oy: Bye. Thanks for car
Zaghrog:
aquinas_0: adios!
TXC2: !contact
LRRbot:
ALL of LRR's active and official points of contact can be found on the Master Contact List: https://lrr.cc/contact
NovaTiempo: AHHH
measureofhope: Thanks for strem
Thefluffiestguineapig: Have good sleeps Ian!
TXC2: Goodbye Everyone
LordZarano: !updog
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