TehAmelie: sup gang
Juliamon: ey
Earthenone: o/
TehAmelie: happy father's day to those who celebrate
TehAmelie: i think it's a different date here but who can keep track >_>
TehAmelie: i was just chuckling at this list of top anime dads that included Fullmental Alchemist
TehAmelie: that bar must be pretty low eh
Earthenone: hughs was a pretty good dad
Juliamon: I mean, I guess
TehAmelie: oh yeah maybe he was the one
TehAmelie: i just assumed the top dad must be Father
TehAmelie: now thinking of the protag's dad in Silver Spoon. Hiromu Arakawa makes some weird dads
Earthenone: i tired to find your list by googling top anime dads and the ai got involved
Juliamon: you have to add 'fuck'
Juliamon: because dilfs
Earthenone: "Several anime characters stand out as exemplary fathers or father figures. Maes Hughes from Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood is a beloved example due to his unwavering love and dedication to his family."
Earthenone: again my query was "top anime dads" i really do need to add explitives to all searches dont i
TehAmelie: then again, his dedication to the army before all else gets him killed. . .
Juliamon: yeah, the fact that he's still military even after having to fight in a war WHILE his wife was pregnant
TehAmelie: in the manga anyway. maybe Brotherhood goes a different way
Juliamon: he knew his death was going to happen, and that it would destroy his family, and took that risk anyway
Earthenone: it also seems weird to have someone who dosent even make it out of the first cour of a 6+ cour series on the list
Juliamon:
Earthenone:
TehAmelie: we could look at it like him and Roy's whole gang are stuck together by their guilty consciences after the war. doesn't make him a better dad though
TehAmelie:
also
TheMerricat: If we are talking about FMA I don't think the military in that country was something you had the option of leaving especially if you were an officer.
Juliamon: Bradley might actually be the better dad in the first anime, wasn't even human but still managed to give his wife and son a good life
TehAmelie: i was thinking that too
Juliamon: (obv that falls apart in other versions lmao)
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TehAmelie: i recall this depressing study saying Japanese dads spend an average 8 seconds per day with their kids. so Hughes checking out early may be relatable
Juliamon: anyway, a more cheerful topic: this game
KadmosTech:
bonus 
TehAmelie: yay
NotCainNorAbel: yes, yes, maybe
Orannis0: No
kristian_fischer: You can't prove anything!
Scy_Anide: I am potato
adept_nekomancer: We are indeed present
TheAinMAP:
Hello 
Orannis0: This is all a dream. Wake up Heather.
Creideiki_SE: I'm not!
Flyingdelorion: Hello Cori and Heather!
NotCainNorAbel: I'm here, not there; for you that would be not here I'm there
kristian_fischer: I am tĆømat!
Gadora: I'm not here. But I will be after getting food in me.
Cptasparagus: it does have eyes
kristian_fischer: Cori plucked the sack.
TacitusVigil: And that's how we got Bartleby!
Orannis0: I have concerns about Cori's childhood
neogetz: I'm not trailing a boat so I don't think I'm a wake
aussie_rob_w: I don't know but now I'm having an existential crisis so thankyou
Juliamon: I always got yelled at for trying to climb in there
MTigress: yeys, i just got home with unexpected pibza, and am being further surprised with a bonus stream, woo!
adept_nekomancer: Like *filled* filled? Like all the way full?
Sarah_Serinde: !show override bonus
TehAmelie: wow, i only ever filled a largeish glass jar with worms
kristian_fischer: Cori was bound to end up in game dev. And then in whatever LRR is.
aussie_rob_w:
I have a cold and it's 6 AM so I'm miserable. Hooray for bonus stream! 
Cptasparagus: cruel and unusual funishment
Juliamon: one worm becomes two worms!
Juliamon: they don't wanna swim
accountmadeforants: So we know that Cori would still love someone if they were a worm
TehAmelie: i thought i was kind to let the worms swim in my jar. it didn't work well
RoeDent89: I was twice promised thunder last week. I got no thunder.
MTigress: worm savior
Orannis0: Cori, Savior of the Earth Devourers
accountmadeforants:
@RoeDent89 I was promised thunder and rain yesterday and got neither 
iris_of_ether: My second job was heavily helped by a recruiter, ye
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KaleidoscopeMind: right there yeah
RoeDent89: Cori "Worm Saviour" Dickinson
ScrapyardGhostTrain: It's in invisible ink, of course I can see it.
TehAmelie: and that's how we got the expression "don't open that case of worms"
Orannis0: 0/10, bring the worms next time
RoeDent89: Oh yeah and there's a video game
RoeDent89: Let's out-Let's Nope Let's Nope
adept_nekomancer: Rock enhancement and worm rescue -- lots of achievements here
Cptasparagus: my niece was trying to sell rocks door to door for $20 a few weeks ago (unpainted). Scam artist.
Orannis0: In third grade I traded a milkbone to another kid for girlguide cookies
TehAmelie: did they even charge 20 for official pet rocks?
accountmadeforants: Mom is heavily anti-capitalist
RoeDent89: So the neighbour was fooled by the rocks that you got
MTigress: every place i've applied to online has very inconveniently asked for all the info that would be on the resume in the online application form, and then at the very end the last step is to upload a resume and it's like "you already have one, just look at the application"
adept_nekomancer: Put like 50 googly eyes on it, then you have a biblically accurate angel-wing wreath.
kusinohki: meows
SnackPak_: lol
MrSVCD: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 15:27.
Mangledpixel: boop
Mangledpixel: or, should I say, awoo?
Creideiki_SE:
Awoo! 
TehAmelie: after Emily Carr?
ScrapyardGhostTrain: There's only one FF character that I don't use the default name for & that's because I enjoy taking the nuclear option to the Aeris/Aerith argument.
Mangledpixel: I named all the Chrono Trigger characters after Doctor Who characters
TehAmelie: the most fun i had with naming options was when i named every character in FF7 Nanaki
Orannis0: Apparently it's pronounced "grease"
ScrapyardGhostTrain: TehAmelie Except Red, right?
TehAmelie: no especially him
neogetz: FF characters mostly get to keep their names, but I will always name Steiner rusty
kusinohki: gris lightning??
Juliamon: big brain
ScrapyardGhostTrain: TehAmelie Aww, but that's less funny.
SnackPak_: remember what?
Orannis0: Can we tell you to install a different video game?
TehAmelie: Nanaki: "Nanaki is Nanaki, Nanaki"
Mangledpixel: !quote 7717
LRRbot: Quote #7717: "I deserve a cry button." āHeather [2021-08-08]
Cptasparagus: Paul says to install Fortnite later
plundypops: neva dead
adept_nekomancer: Brightness: half a moon
Invitare: Wheat?
TehAmelie: well i already love this art
Mangledpixel: increase the intensity of your staple grains
Orannis0: So much grain the wolf is just drinking beer the whole time
kusinohki: I can't come up with an intense bread pun...
iris_of_ether:
TehAmelie: bigger magic pixels?
iris_of_ether: This is criminally pretty
Darleysam: Berlinist did indeed do Gris
BusTed: it's just sleeping
Mangledpixel:
no, Grease was by Jim Jacobs and Warren Casey 
SnackPak_:
TheAinMAP:
accountmadeforants: Oh, it was just a seed shaped like a bird
SnackPak_: @Mangledpixel That's where my brain went, too
TehAmelie: all the animal companions have horns now i guess
Orannis0: NUGGETFALL
Juliamon: oh good, they're armed
Travilogue:
Mangledpixel: nooo big doggo friend!
Orannis0: This metaphor for smoker's lung is a bit much
Creideiki_SE:
SnackPak_: awoo
kusinohki: I just watched FMA brother hood so this looks like someone opened a gate to truth
TehAmelie: "that was the eight time i died"
TheAinMAP:
adept_nekomancer: Isekai'd by black goop
Orannis0: Welp, time to make a new rug I guess
iris_of_ether:
TehAmelie: and a coatrack
kusinohki: was it Children of the Mind that had child lifeform were "piggies" and their adult form was trees??
tdapenguin: Look, this game is beautiful, but I'm not sure if I'm in the mood for all-the-sads
SnackPak_: summer lovin' / had me a blast
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TehAmelie: i'm sure nothing sadder will happen than tree-wolf mom dying
Creideiki_SE:
tdapenguin:
@tehamelie 
TehAmelie: i bet this game wants to impose some "morals" by only letting you stab the things it wants you to
adept_nekomancer: Dodge rolling across the land
tdapenguin: How frustrating! If have sword, would have stabbybility
tdapenguin: (I've decided to stay around until the says are too much or the chores become too much.....)
tdapenguin: *should
tdapenguin: *sads
tdapenguin fails at typing
TehAmelie: the tutorial is teach your dog how t do things huh
Orannis0: calling it now, the wolf's gonna sacrifice itself for you in the end
LordZarano: "Dear does the dog die dot com..."
TehAmelie: i hope we can choose ourself or the wolf. the percentages on that choice should be great
Orannis0: I hope we get to ride the wolf as a mount, but like, at this size, so it's like "adult on a tricycle" wolf riding
aussie_rob_w: This music is realllly wonderful.
tdapenguin: @orannis0 lol
TehAmelie: i'd take just a little double jump that barely does anything but break a fall
HadesLeprechaun: I think the game was trusting that would try to things to help puppy not fall, and was correct, lol
measureofhope: Oh this is cute, what is it?
tdapenguin: @measureofhope Neva
TehAmelie: is the A silent?
Orannis0: Such a shame that Tutorial Butterflies are an extinct species
tdapenguin: @tehamelie , sometimes I'm not the best listener......
TehAmelie: are you saying this game isn't edgy?
tdapenguin: Possibly too edgy?
TehAmelie: Mario had a buttslide in like 1990, come on platformer makers
Orannis0: mmmmm pork field
adept_nekomancer: Oh god the allergies in that field
aussie_rob_w: Do you have a chomp button?
Invitare: Why do we always skip to Fourshadowing. What happened to the first three shadows?
TehAmelie: if we play as the wolf in NG+, there should be only two buttons
TehAmelie: chomp and awoo
SnackPak_: whoops
Orannis0: Boss fight?
TheAinMAP:
SnackPak_: cheese it!
Cptasparagus: youll have to wash dishes
Orannis0: it's the worms!
Orannis0: they're back!
Mangledpixel: the sword button was inside you all along
tdapenguin: Wait, when plants die, do they sprout animals?
adept_nekomancer: That tree knows what it did.
Orannis0: "we'll fix the physics later, it works for Bethesda"
AFamiliarCalledEl: I'm not sure that tree was going to do well with or without your intervention
Mangledpixel: some things books won't teach you
Bruceski: I think they covered it in Old Yeller
Cptasparagus: you clearly needed more books about Zacian as a kid
neogetz: Book smarts v street smarts. Books won't teach you the blade
TehAmelie: but books will teach you when sick trees have to be cut down
Mangledpixel: big ol blast of alergens
Earthenone: reminds me of an isekai i watched where the "guardians of the forrest" elves were doing a really bad job with the forrest because they dident know you need to sometimes cut down trees (they revered them too much)
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TheAinMAP: Now there's two of them.
TehAmelie: tale as old as time. actually it think we know at least a few societies that were wiped out by diseases spread by trees that they worshipped
TheAinMAP:
TehAmelie: i think
Cptasparagus: so Fern Gully was wrong
adept_nekomancer: Well, we're out of science until we find a healing spot
Mangledpixel: not many people have plans that involve vomiting - vomiting usually just happens
kusinohki: no face or a hollow from Bleach??
adept_nekomancer: "Pug Lotus" was my least favorite MtG card.
Mangledpixel: Noface Pug
TehAmelie: these plants know about cats that eat grass to throw up and decided to get revenge
LordZarano: Maybe it's like wasps with figs
TehAmelie: and that guy who decapitates dudes with a bow and arrow
TehAmelie: i guess we're just not very good at swording
TehAmelie: while the mall ninja studied the blade, we gave Neva pets
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @TehAmelie and we clearly won out of that exchange
TehAmelie: obviously
SnackPak_: if there's a toilet out here, I'm gonna lose it
adept_nekomancer: Ori and the blind forest style chase scene?
TehAmelie: grim death scene
Cptasparagus: oh cool even more hands
AFamiliarCalledEl: These things kind of just look like beans to me. Are we invading their forest or something?
TehAmelie: i think they're infecting our forest
TehAmelie: cut to the boss feverently doggy paddling with its mouth hands
TheAinMAP:
Juliamon: We... gained health from that fall?
Mangledpixel: a...awoo?
TehAmelie: hmm this would almost be the same game with the player character from Blasphemous, but kinda different vibes
tdapenguin: Game remains gorgeous
adept_nekomancer: I mean, "up swishy meow" seems valid here.
TehAmelie: can you jump down through platforms? i don't think that would help here but
theamc2000: I donāt know
SquareDotCube: well, I do think you missed something during the tree cutting
sephsays: maybe the hidden rooms are the friends we up swishy meow along the way?
AFamiliarCalledEl: I know nothing about this game, but it does look like the kind of game that I would be trying to get out of bounds in, so I endorse searching for hidden things.
Cutriss: FWIW there were hidden rooms in Gris
Travilogue: The collectible/secret stuff in this is not quite the same, but similar to Gris.
TehAmelie: i just realized, this is Ico after a few generations of advancements in cuteness technology and escort quests
theamc2000: Neva is Evan if you moved the n
BusTed: rolled a 1
adept_nekomancer: We've found the geometry lake!
theamc2000: half a domino?
Cptasparagus: and then you boot into Destiny 2
sephsays: oh hi cube
tdapenguin: Snake eye
Orannis0: I assume this game is going to be like Gris in that you get an extra cutscene at the end if you get all the collectibles
TehAmelie: if the lady's name is G then their names together backwards spell Avenge
SquareDotCube: you got this, you got through the dream palace
Earthenone: !venga
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Orannis0: @TehAmelie Wouldn't that just be Aveng
kusinohki: shrine to the dissappearing pac man
TehAmelie: well, it could be Egg
Marvoleath: @Orannis0 Gaven!
SquareDotCube: someone got one mana
Orannis0: You become infected by spores. The Last of Us starts playing.
AFamiliarCalledEl: Well, we didn't observe anything bad happening
adept_nekomancer: Flowers are just plant eggs.
Orannis0: @adept_nekomancer Seeds are plant eggs, flowers are plant genitals
kusinohki: is this the root of the problem though??
adept_nekomancer: @Orannis0 (True, that would be more accurate)
Cptasparagus: someone call Arthur
Orannis0: Truly dongling the bongle
Earthenone: eggs are chicken seeds
SnackPak_: ok
Marvoleath: They cant see you if you cant see them
Marvoleath: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe refresh your drink, take your meds, or go to the toilet if you need to. Don't forget to wash your hands!
sephsays: out of sight means out of danger, right?
MTigress: nah, out of sight means your wallet vanished for some reason
SnackPak_: it's so bright now
adept_nekomancer: If nothing else, the backgrounds in this game are beautiful
TehAmelie: that cloud looks like us
Anubis169: o hai
SnackPak_: the ol' koncho
DigitalSeahorse: Bonus?
RebekahWSD: Hm
TheAinMAP:
adept_nekomancer: Combat botany
MTigress: these are the secrets that forest rangers don't/can't tell you
AFamiliarCalledEl: Combotany?
TheAinMAP:
measureofhope: Puppy growed?
DigitalSeahorse: I slept through a grocery delivery cause somehow doorbell failed and I didn't have an alarm set, so much for having chicken at all and milk stuffs that will last as long as they should
TehAmelie: and fluffier
SnackPak_: they grow up so fast
DigitalSeahorse:
Orannis0: Doggo's gonna be a teen rebel
TheAinMAP:
TehAmelie: did doggo double jump?
Mangledpixel: doggo is pause buffer jumping. doggo is a speedrunner.
ContingentCat:
measureofhope: A cube implies a cubemaker
MTigress: general motors?
Orannis0: Roll for taxes
SnackPak_: they'be been chill so far
TheAinMAP:
adept_nekomancer: No matter the season, the pigs just keep drinking the field.
TheAinMAP: For safety.
Orannis0: Ok how the hell did the dog climb that
adept_nekomancer: I want at least one of them to do a Wilhelm scream
Mashamino: don't eat your food
BusTed:
TheAinMAP:
adept_nekomancer: Finite staircase!
TehAmelie: still at least a respectable 20 floors
BusTed: Satisfying
SnackPak_: rad
TehAmelie: i want to learn if there's a special death scene if you fall here :3
SnackPak_: awoo wooo woo
sephsays:
oh wait, is this fall because the world is literally falling apart around you? Can't make that pun with Autumn 
TehAmelie: hey, that was only 1 hp
Travilogue: I *think* I recall there being a way to just let go, but I'm not sure what it was.
adept_nekomancer: Ah, the white flowers are Celeste strawberries
ghyllnox: What would be a good spot to get attacked by birds
TehAmelie: our doggo has leveled up greatly, but when is it our turn?
Invitare: swans?
adept_nekomancer: What about seagulls though?
TheAinMAP:
ghyllnox: Geese
TehAmelie: Donald Duck is all quack, no attack
Invitare: Swans lust for the blood of all living things
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anosognostic: I think the best place to be attacked by birds would be at the zoo because they have all the equipment and plans for animal control
adept_nekomancer: This battlefield is not OSHA compliant
Invitare: @anosognostic Antarctica, because the birds there can't fly, so it's an even playing field
SquareDotCube: Second summer, third summer, fourth summer...
Invitare: Holiday Season?
Cptasparagus: Rabbit season and Duck season
TehAmelie: maybe it's got eight sides, including inside and outside
adept_nekomancer: Spring, summer, fall, winter, halloween, and pumpkin spice
Travilogue: Allergy season with all the flowers
sephsays: dry and wet seasons?
JanusKain: video game announcement season
Mashamino: maybe it's the Time Cube
Orannis0: "SOme day a puzzle-platformer is gonna need a tree here"
Orannis0: Will Old Navy do?
TheAinMAP: Really going out on a limb here.
SquareDotCube: they have footlong chili dogs
ShaneLeeAtk: They do have chili dogs. They call them Coneys
adept_nekomancer: Neva Space Program
Invitare: The only place yet to be corrupted by capitalism
TheAinMAP:
ContingentCat: and then you kiss the sword lady
MTigress: maybe she was just having an off day
TehAmelie: just let her pet Neva
Orannis0: Hexxus!
SquareDotCube: what if glove on the battlefield
Transmuted_Elf: Tim Curry?
measureofhope: Tim Curry
Travilogue: I played the demo for MIO last week and multiple times the intended path was actually to the left
ContingentCat: that's what buffalo do right?
offbeatwitch: big dog
ContingentCat:
ScrapyardGhostTrain: With difficulty, Cori.
measureofhope: You forgot to tick the box to opt out of gravity
TehAmelie: said by everyone playing Mega Man
ContingentCat: I'm sure it's fine
Transmuted_Elf: if this game is just a dwn soap comercial im going to be sooo upset
BusTed: When do we get to the bee half
TehAmelie: maybe it's the world that's sideways
ContingentCat: I used to live near a tree growing like that, it got knocked down in a storm but stayed attached and just kept growing laying down across the stream, the ducks loved it
SquareDotCube: break time anyways?
Transmuted_Elf: its like that attack move in ff8
Mashamino: I don't... I don't think that helps
SquareDotCube: Now you know how Rinoa feels
ghyllnox: Would excited be better?
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Love a good Angelo Cannon.
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: Be crank yankable.
TehAmelie: Rinoa is like "i've made a dog gun"
TehAmelie: "...is that like an elephant gun?"
TehAmelie: "no no, it shoots my dog!"
TehAmelie: "..."
TheAinMAP: !findquote dog
LRRbot: Quote #1187: "Corn Dogs. It's like hot Ice Cream." āHeather [2015-11-28]
TehAmelie: "at the bad guys"
TehAmelie: hi again
SnackPak_: o7
TehAmelie: like how some stories have Odin throwing his unstoppable lance Gungnir for the first time and then it goes into space
kusinohki: "the one who holds this wolf, should they be worthy, will have the power of Neva" ??
DeM0nFiRe:
SaxPython:
TehAmelie:
she's here, she's there, she's every 
where, Ne-va, Ne-va
drcthulu: Flower power
drcthulu: I gets to sleep neva
drcthulu: it*
Mashamino: lorge
TehAmelie: a bit strange how we climbed through a patch of impenetrable mist
adept_nekomancer: clever goo
TehAmelie: did we go somewhere new?
TehAmelie: that pig has a tusk problem
Mashamino: oh, uhh
drcthulu: 100% as planned
SnackPak_:
Lysander_salamander: hello everyone!
Lysander_salamander: Oh, I didn't know this game was out
SaxPython:
drcthulu: gotta watch those ground antlers
Lysander_salamander: I saw a few trailers for this and thought it looked cool
Lysander_salamander: ah
Cptasparagus: Grantlers
TehAmelie: gruntlers
Lysander_salamander: oh no it's a duet
Lysander_salamander: well, heck
SaxPython: Hornstein and Smough over here
TehAmelie: double kill!
Lysander_salamander: ew
Lysander_salamander: hworf
adept_nekomancer: Another victory for combat botany!
Lysander_salamander: maybe its pollen?
TheAinMAP:
wedge_x: have to express the evil glands
sephsays: i enjoy this aggressive horticulture
Lysander_salamander: neat
TheAinMAP:
adept_nekomancer: Ah, space season.
TehAmelie: i guess this is the underworld season
Lysander_salamander: maybe it's an allegory for collonialism?
RebekahWSD: Hm
SaxPython: I haven't seen End of Evangelion, but I Have Checked Out this cool podcast about it.
Lysander_salamander: funky
Lysander_salamander: ewwww
Lysander_salamander: my allergies were so bad today
adept_nekomancer: So we've had summer, fall, and allergy so far.
Lysander_salamander: was this made by the devs that did Gris?
Lysander_salamander: aw
Lysander_salamander: neat
Juliamon: Always Be Cthinkingaboutportals
TehAmelie: and with portals, of course
Lysander_salamander: hahaha
iris_of_ether:
Marvoleath: Do not the dog!
Lysander_salamander: oh
TheAinMAP: First try.
Invitare: Down where it's wetter
adept_nekomancer: Is subocean a season?
Lysander_salamander: interesting vistas
TehAmelie: i make it 36 pillars
TehAmelie: seems symbolic
adept_nekomancer: Can you have an infinite dog porta?
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ghyllnox: Dog goes Nyooooommm
BusTed: hm
TheAinMAP:
Marvoleath: new fren!
BusTed:
Marvoleath: surely
TehAmelie: doggos like to go awoo at the full moon
Mashamino: starting to feel less Evangelion and more Berserk
Transmuted_Elf: you were up dog
TehAmelie: now we have the power of god and dog on our side
Lysander_salamander: I like the silhouettes. Reminds me of that older animation, "Adventures of Prince Achmed?"
Marvoleath: !findquote read
LRRbot: Quote #7925: "I know how to read their subtle clues." āKathleen, on the plot of Shin Megami Tensei V [2022-01-03]
TehAmelie: Neva: a game about using dogs in creative ways
TehAmelie: it's the opposite of wall chicken
Lysander_salamander: yay
Orannis0: "My dog is also a gun"
Orannis0: Wasn't that a one piece villain
Marvoleath: @TehAmelie and in what relation does the ceiling egg remain to it?
Cptasparagus: @Orannis0 and a recent magic card from Final Fantasy!
Marvoleath: !card rinoa heartily
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Marvoleath: !card Rinoa Heartilly
LRRbot: Rinoa Heartilly [3GW] | Legendary Creature ā Human Rebel Warlock [4/4] | When Rinoa Heartilly enters, create Angelo, a legendary 1/1 green and white Dog creature token. / Angelo Cannon ā Whenever Rinoa Heartilly attacks, another target creature you control gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each creature you control.
TehAmelie: well, wall chicken is consumable, that thing eats you and ceiling egg is forever
Orannis0: oh hey, they finally updated Gatherer
Orannis0: it actually shows card images that aren't like 150px tall
Orannis0: This is what happens when you eat beet and bean casserole
TehAmelie: remember, the real friends we made were the dogs inside us all along
Invitare: careful, enemies respawn during a blood moon /zelda
Orannis0: Is this better or worse animal abuse than pokemon
BusTed: ew
TehAmelie: will she come back to life if we beat those 15 devils out of her?
Orannis0: There are two wolves inside you. You didn't dodge roll.
TehAmelie: every mom's dream, having another one of herself
TheAinMAP:
adept_nekomancer: Doggo so lorge
Mashamino: ridin' on dogs!
Orannis0: "we ran out of budget for backgrounds"
MTigress: maybe when it gets big enough, it'll throw you
TehAmelie: if you could throw the dog at this point you'd become Thor
TehAmelie: flying with Mjƶlnir
Orannis0: Neva needs to git gud
Marvoleath: maybe Neva needs a rock, like Esquie, to fly with passengers
darkcyril: Winter is historically the easiest season of the year.
SquareDotCube: we're gonna Yoshi Neva
TehAmelie: Yoshi jumping Neva? the terror
TehAmelie: remember back in summer when basically all we had to worry about was not leaving Neva behind?
TehAmelie: a wolffriend?
BusTed: a pack
SquareDotCube: a lupicole
SquareDotCube: lupicule
iris_of_ether: Unless they're furries. Then it's more likely
BusTed: howlycule
TehAmelie: how monogamous are wolves? asking for someone definitely not a furry
Orannis0: Neva is just your Stand now
wedge_x: a lycanthruple
adept_nekomancer: ly-pan-thropy
iris_of_ether: Happy pride
TehAmelie: a pride pack
Marvoleath: @TehAmelie the alphas are usually the only ones mating, sometimes other females will mate, depending on how aggressive the alpha female is
TehAmelie: i have thought of a new game, i call it rock wolf scissors
dilfbifferent: !updog
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TehAmelie: sounds like we're missing some cute idle animations
TehAmelie: ahoy
TehAmelie: a littel stretch
Marvoleath: sword one, dog the other?
Marvoleath: or that
Cptasparagus: can you stop at those towers
farley_f: as Adam would say āI have two dogsā
SquareDotCube: violent tetris
iris_of_ether:
SaxPython: what's the name of the Megaman mini boss that reforms itself?
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SquareDotCube: @SaxPython Yellow Devil
TheAinMAP:
SaxPython:
@SquareDotCube 
darkcyril: "Why does the largest one not simply crush the other five?"
LurkerSpine:
100 Awoo
TehAmelie: awooless behavior? D:
Orannis0: Remember, kill your double
darkcyril: @TehAmelie When the opening riff was Kid Rock and not Warren Zevon.
TheAinMAP: Because she's on the run from the mirror cops.
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Marvoleath: simply flip your screen 180*
TehAmelie: i liked the mirror fight in Prince of Persia with the lateral solution of not fighting yourself
TehAmelie: i bet wolf cheese tastes real weird
SaxPython:
@TehAmelie
SaxPython: that hurt my brain
RatherLargeToad: and then we eat Neva
TehAmelie: did i see wrong or does plunging stabs heal more than one petal thing?
TehAmelie: are we a sword people?
BusTed: š
TehAmelie: sure Neva can learn to play hearts
BusTed: bonk
BusTed:
Mashamino: asked and answered
TehAmelie: well played, monsters
Cptasparagus: at least nobody clipped it
Mashamino: she really has a thing for bridges
TheAinMAP:
Gaelan_Maestro: i think ive seen this anime XD
farley_f: have we mentioned this looks like the river from spirited away
farley_f: thanks Heather and Cori
SaxPython: does anyone else hear Battle at the Big Bridge?
adept_nekomancer: Victory stab!
Gaelan_Maestro: team work makes the dream work
Marvoleath: āļø
SquareDotCube: gotta downstrike the mountain, it's cracked after all
SquareDotCube: gotta ding dong before you ditch
darkcyril: Sawroord
BusTed: The monochrome enemies and zoomed out scene reminds me of those old kung fu stick fighting flash videos.
accountmadeforants: The perfect weapon: A cube so heavy you can't even lift it
RatherLargeToad: Are you done? Neva!
adept_nekomancer: How will we know if a puzzle is over if nobody awoooos at us?
Lord_Hosk: runnin up this hill
silenceaux: Maybe a refrigerator
Marvoleath: There are also worse ways to do them
SquareDotCube: a padernoster!
accountmadeforants:
Paternosters are just escalators with a single really big step 
Lord_Hosk: These guys are just going to church when a sword cuts them in half
RatherLargeToad: itās got hiiiiigh hopes!
accountmadeforants: Ah, we've reached the intro of Blaspemous
DAC169:
the secret is "more climbing" 
goombalax: *Creed starts playing*
SaxPython: Should have taken the ShinRa elevator
SaxPython: also, Snakeater
RatherLargeToad: so wasteful
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Zu_o: she has an extendo sword
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DAC169:
accountmadeforants: That's so rude!
SaxPython:
Juliamon: phase checkpoints, based
RatherLargeToad: āGot your nose!ā
Juliamon: !addquote (Cori) [now] I dogged instead of dodged!
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SnackPak_: too much boop
Gaelan_Maestro: nooooooooooo
ContingentCat:
Cptasparagus: the forest is full of human babies
Mashamino: tree babies
RatherLargeToad: Itās a metaphor! ā¦or something
SquareDotCube: also the mountain's two peaks
adept_nekomancer: That's a volcano
SquareDotCube: no rent
Gaelan_Maestro: cause it purdy
tod_vom_himmel: drainage seems a little ba
tod_vom_himmel: bad*
tdapenguin: Game still pretty
SaxPython: #Parenting
BusTed: ok show off
tdapenguin: But girl+cape+bouncy in silhouette makes me think "is that a squirrel?" When I just glance at screen
BusTed:
Looped
Orannis0: Is this a friggin time loop?
Travilogue: Oh ho, I see I got back at a good time
RatherLargeToad: Clearly this is actually Fall
loufghyslaufey:
Hm. It's that "The CORE" movie again 
ContingentCat: so this is why people have babies
silenceaux: Into the tree with you
RatherLargeToad: And thatās how you get Exdeaths
Cptasparagus: AWOO + awoo
Orannis0: Ah, so the moral of the story is push your responsibilities on to your children
Awfrigate: 2sad4me
randombillfolds: Is this why we celebrate Arbour Day?
Lord_Hosk: I died in a cut scene once
Lord_Hosk: I got better
Seagulyus: @Lord_Hosk *notes* Hosk isn't in the Yakuza universe
Simonark: You can usually just reload a save to get around cut-scene deaths unless it's a climactic plot point.
RatherLargeToad: on the plus sideā¦plenty of wolf meat for the summer
Orannis0: If I had a nickel for every time my giant tree wolf was killed by a shadow monster, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird it happened twice
Simonark: But then I fail Quicktime events constantly, so you get to save scumming.
adept_nekomancer: When you die in a cutscene, you evaporate into butterflies
Juliamon: The real cause of death: butterflies in their stomach
Marvoleath: the dog was full of larvae D:
Lord_Hosk: and now the game... Truly begins.
calculated_uncertainties: The circle of life!
Lord_Hosk: we finished the tutorial
TheMerricat: So according to the internet, we didn't loop they just showed us the ending at the beginning of the game.
ELD_Winterlight: Chapter 5: Wednesday
Simonark: And now that we're done we can Never Say Neva Again?
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Orannis0: Make your children fix your mistakes
adept_nekomancer: Don't let your dog drink flowers
neogetz: 3, awoo is good for your health
loufghyslaufey: Revolver is still around? Man...
Juliamon: TheMerricat I did wonder that. Didn't think at the beginning to look for an eye scar
loufghyslaufey: *Devolver
TheMerricat: @juliamon when I looked it up there was a discussion concerning it and someone had screenshots of both the ending and the beginning scene and they are exactly the same.
Cptasparagus: Dogs like to mock the fact that you skip leg day
silenceaux: Ah, the Angelo Cannon Gambit
Orannis0: He just went out for some dog milk
SnackPak_: awoo
Simonark: In the end, the hugs were the real wolves?
Awfrigate: full health again 2x
iris_of_ether: awoo
DAC169:
goombalax: in the end the parasitic wolf moths win
KWardJenx: The bonus was the friends we made along the way.
Cptasparagus: Install Fortnite
Mashamino: awoo
ContingentCat: yay books!
SquareDotCube: aren't books a lie
Dog_of_Myth:
JadedCynic:
iris_of_ether: Fighting Fantasy Randomizer
KWardJenx: Thanks so much for the bonus.
BusTed:
farley_f: !next
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