DeM0nFiRe:
BadRoxie: neat!
neisan2112: Yes! Excited to see this one
MTGRanger:
Invitare: bwoop
TXC2: Hello everybody!
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Riiiiiiis: Yay, this is going to be gooood
TXC2: Here we GO!
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An_Owl_At_What: Woot! Been looking forward to this
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BusTed: hello!
TXC2: Hello Paul and Heather
BusTed: spliction day
neisan2112:
protojman: are you using a roll of tape to divide the fiction in half
Marvoleath: Pather playing Spliction
TXC2: one notable elephant regicide
TXC2: !youtube
Invitare: should we do that right now?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: every episode you roll the dice on regicide
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DeM0nFiRe: I have no idea why that account already exists
TehAmelie: hey it's my favorite two-player story-driven adventure game streamer team
couchboyj: This game is great, 10/10 gameplay. As for the story... did I mention how much the wife and I enjoyed the gameplay?
quasi79fu: am i late ...did they start??
TXC2: quasi79fu not yet
Orannis0: I really enjoyed this one, though I do still think it's overpriced for its length atm.
quasi79fu: Hai chat..I here for the fanatastic game
TXC2: stream is on though
quasi79fu: I promise not to spoil i will lurk ok
TXC2: EA account? boooo
Orannis0: If you can get it on sale for like, under $40 it's well worth it
Orannis0: EA account is NOT needed for online play, only cross-platform
ArcOfTheConclave: mirror the camera
TheDevil_Risen: oh lol i just realised the other overlay was pretending that you weren't in studio A haha
fonkoncle: You cannot switch sides, so you should decide left and right now
TheDevil_Risen:
nice visual shenans paul 
Invitare: you could also just... switch chairs?
ScrapyardGhostTrain: EA account is an Origin account; they renamed Origin to EA App. Which is dumb, but since when has that stopped marketing types.
TheMerricat: So I just realized, this is ACTUALLY by the same devs as It Takes Two, I thought Paul and Heather were just bringing it up as a similar genre game.
mercano82: Wait, LRR is launching new left-handed logo tees?
DeM0nFiRe: Oh it's a Running Loading Ready shirt
DeM0nFiRe: Oh I messed it up lol
mtvcdm: It'd be weird if they let you start at the end credits
TXC2:
mercano82 not with the store down no 
quasi79fu: oh im not used to hearing them called player one and two..usually people call them by character names
Tiber727: Name it your own company you cowards.
fonkoncle: an EA published game yet again having a CEO look like Andrew Wilson the head of EA
jacqui_lantern234:
HAI FRIENDS 
BrowneePointz: "Yea, that's me. I know you're wondering how I attacked and overthrew God."
TXC2: hello jacqui_lantern234 welcome
BrowneePointz: honestly give me a FF that starts like that
TXC2: "where's your lanyard?"
A_Dub888: @mtvcdm I think one of the Alone in the Dark games did that, admittedly that game honked but still…
Marvoleath: where is the GDPR note for the info?
jacqui_lantern234: ahh, we got a talker
TheMerricat: Chat, it is required that 'writer' type stereotypes wear leather jackets?
TehAmelie: ah, so we know who's the circle and who's the triangle
TehAmelie: wait what
TXC2:
TheMerricat only the cool ones 
jacqui_lantern234: @TheMerricat but what if i dont write
TheMerricat: "Welcome to City 17..."
TehAmelie: maybe she skipped through the cutscene and that was all we got to see
mercano82: How annoying would it be to work anywhere in earshot of these looping videos?
Tiber727: You never know when small talk ends. It just keeps going.
BrowneePointz: Yep
BadRoxie: feels very Disney
TXC2:
Movies and the dentist's office
BrowneePointz: It was a tech startup and it felt weird
Invitare: The Machine
TXC2: THE MACHINE!
mtvcdm: t h e m a c h i n e
mercano82: Where does the credit card go?
JosephDeath: There's a company down the hall from me that has a TV in the lobby that constantly plays a sizzle reel. No CEO chatting at you though
a_tapes: im sure you all have seen the lrr founders on a tv in your office
Riiiiiiis: uhh a Tardis
Orannis0: "Oh boy, let's experience this cozy show Made in Abyss!"
A_Dub888: @jacqui_lantern234 maybe writers wearing leather jackets are the square to the rectangle of people who wear leather jackets
BrowneePointz: Sometime during the Scene Wipe
TehAmelie: do those jumpsuits make everyone look short?
quasi79fu: I love Zoe she is the best character
jacqui_lantern234: @A_Dub888 lmao i like this XD
Alness49: "We, the publishers of 'Don't Build the Torment Nexus' have now built The Torment Nexus"
An_Owl_At_What: As a LARPer, can attest that feeling the story can be very tiring. Sometimes you gotta sit back and watch
Invitare: you should have asked these questions before putting on the suits?
DeM0nFiRe:
This is no medical procedure, because otherwise it would be malpractice
TXC2: "this is not a medical thing" he said, lawerly
BrowneePointz: So here's my question
couchboyj: Plenty of doctors I assume, just not medical
quasi79fu: wait an see Browneepoints
BrowneePointz: If I was a Horror writer there's no way in HELL i'm getting into my own stories
mercano82: There were three purples and three greens
BrowneePointz: @quasi79fu I've seen most of this game
TheMerricat:
Chat, I want to point out to you that the Scifi wrtiter was the one who was initially on the "this sounds like a horrible idea" side and the fantasy writer was the one who was "AH MAN! SO COOOL!" 
ArcOfTheConclave: rader is such a tech bro
TheAinMAP:
BusTed: vwomp
TXC2:
this CEO looks like if Dean Cain was hired to play Val Kilmer
A_Dub888: what was in this contract that they neglected to mention plugging into the matrix?
Tiber727: "I would like to reassure you that we don't yet fall into requiring medical review."
TehAmelie: a virtual reality simulation of a prose story sounds like something AIbros "should" be fantasizing about but it's probably beyond their dreams
BrowneePointz: Yes the first thing to do to calm someone with a panic attack is to SURROUND THEM
DeM0nFiRe:
fonkoncle: @TXC2 the actual ceo of EA andrew Wilson looks just like this
Marvoleath: "you signed the waiver, we own you!"
mtvcdm: everything is fine
TXC2: fonkoncle yikes
TheDevil_Risen: whoopsies
quasi79fu: YE Mio is definitly a paul character lol
BrowneePointz: To be fair
Marvoleath:
BrowneePointz: Science Fiction is a SUB-SUPERGENRE OF FANTASY!
fonkoncle: @TXC2 also weirdly the villain of mirrors edge 2 also looked exactly the same and was also a tech ceo
jacqui_lantern234:
@fonkoncle based on how this fictional CEO just acted, im inclined to compare him to Andrew Wilson
TheAinMAP:
BrowneePointz: Sci-Fi cladistically IS Fantasy!
BrowneePointz: squares/rectangles!
couchboyj:
Don't worry, nothing in here resembles actual literature, there's a reason these two are unpublished
BrowneePointz: Cuz she SHOULD be
Jigokuro: Typical Izzet mage, popping out a portal then throwing fire in a living room.
TehAmelie: i think it was Harlan Ellison who said you can distinguish SF and fantasy by if the book has rivets or trees on the cover
TXC2: Density!
Marvoleath: Dunc!
fonkoncle: this game does some really cool stuff, but the really cool mechanic stuff is Right at the end
BrowneePointz: @fonkoncle *bonk* no spoilies
Cptasparagus: Note for story: make all roofs 45 degrees
DeM0nFiRe: If you die in real life... you die in the game!
A_Dub888: the CEO didn’t sound like the type to include opt outs
quasi79fu: hhahhhah
Julian_Rogue: @DeM0nFiRe but that's every game
TheMerricat:
Filp AND middle. 
TheDevil_Risen: Flip it!
TheDevil_Risen: Bop it!
mercano82: Flip it, twist it, bop it
A_Dub888: is straddling allowed by TOS?
TXC2: EAT IT!
Tiber727: There's a reason I say that if I could enter any story, I'd enter a dating sim or RomCom. It's not because those are my favorite genres to read.
TheMerricat:
Why move when you have technology.
TehAmelie: now you're not mirrored!
BusTed: good pirouettes
quasi79fu: this is hilarious so far
TheDevil_Risen:
needs to slide back over a bit for symmetry
mowdownjoe: Pirouettes!
Cptasparagus: The lack of centering is killing me now that ive seen it all move lol
BrowneePointz: Hey! Nintendo set the standard for X! Everyone else changed it!
BrowneePointz: *shakes old man stick*
elmyra23: Lol I've just changed from playing this to playing echoes of wisdom so I have the opposite problem
CastleOtranto: @TheMerricat I choose to move with technology rather than my own power whenever possible.
TheAwkes: Really don't want to plug into this machine if you write for Black Library.
OrangeBeard: You're not quite centered anymore after the camera flip
mercano82: The one thing Sony, Nintendo, and Microsoft can agree on is a controller should have an X button. What they can't agree on is where it should go.
TXC2: MURDER!
TheAinMAP:
TehAmelie: double jumps just make games better, and devs are figuring it out
Marvoleath:
we had fiction, now we did science 
Jigokuro:
A_Dub888: Listen to my story, this-*space ship crashes nearby* ….maybe our last chance
Marvoleath: parkour!
TehAmelie: at least dying seems painless
BrowneePointz: Sands of Time definitely popularized it
An_Owl_At_What: I like that they're giving you a bunch of cool movement abilities right away
GirlPainting: 1-3 steps max
A_Dub888: Stay AWAY from fire? Who are you and what have you done to Heather?
TheMerricat: "Internet search says first just bouncing off a wall to gain height was a Sega Master game called Rastan in 1988"
Tiber727: @mercano82 And even then Sony is only in this because they consider X to be a shape.
couchboyj: More realistic than the double jump
TXC2: "why are there oil derricks in the future?!"
An_Owl_At_What: Grappling hook!
mtvcdm: This would be a very powerful incentive against AI slop: you'd have to live the results of what the AI spit out
GirlPainting: @LoadingReadyRun in a Loadingready Live Garage sale a few years back, Graham got a 4000$ Camera for 25 Bucks. i was wondering, if your still using it.
BrowneePointz: Okay, so your answer Paul, IRL there are folks that have done about 4-6 meter horizontal wall runs depending on the angle and material
TheAinMAP:
GirlPainting: ahw ok
GirlPainting: i rewatched that live yesturday
GirlPainting: and got curious
BrowneePointz: Probably the 2nd with THE MACHINE extrapolating that into an experience
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy! How's the co-op been going?
A_Dub888:
PharaohBender27:
TXC2: if Tolkien can spend pages explaining a tree and still be called a great writer, you can describe your factory escape level in detail
TXC2: hello PharaohBender27 welcome
Wizzo1138: I played through this game with my daughter. The variety of environments and ideas in it are amazing.
BrowneePointz: and both dead to head trauma
TXC2: water is not soft
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: high oxygen content water or smth
GirlPainting: no, but softer then steel or concret
A_Dub888: @Wizzo1138 you're amazing
TXC2:
it's sci-fi, we have gills
BrowneePointz: Actually fun fact Girl Painting
mercano82: I think I've played this raid in Destiny
Jigokuro:
And it's OK because in the story she wrote feeling in water worked; reality is irrelevant. 
mtvcdm: Welcome to the hydraulic press channel
Jigokuro: Falling*
BrowneePointz: there are distances when falling into water will do more damage to your tissues than steel or concrete @GirlPainting
BrowneePointz: Water really, REALLY doesn't like fast moving things entering it
PharaohBender27:
Twitch please finish publishing my clip ![:\](https://static-cdn.jtvnw.net/emoticons/v1/555555587/1.0 ":\")
Marvoleath: They probably fed her script to an AI to make this
BrowneePointz: Case in point, on Mythbusters they shot a 50cal into a pool and the bullet was shredded about 3-4 feet into the water
BrowneePointz: No no, Heather RED MISTED that man
quasi79fu: hahhahaha
TheAinMAP: Don't shoot your own tail off.
TheDevil_Risen: oof
A_Dub888: @BrowneePointz they also dropped Buster into water from a very high distance and that went about as well as anything else for Buster
BrowneePointz: Yea. Water does NOT like being rapidly condensed
TheAinMAP:
BrowneePointz: and WILL throw a fit about it
TehAmelie: i hypothesize the machine mainly uses the stories we've written for adding flavor to its world generation
Orannis0: Fortunately, they're very generous with the checkpoints in these sequences
mtvcdm: safe
quasi79fu: zoey time
TheAinMAP: Flying ship.
TheDevil_Risen: oo its the Uengine Haven benchmark
PharaohBender27: Yeah as someone currently having to deal with a bruise from being hit by a bicycle two days ago, I'm thinking "They're going to FEEL that tomorrow"
Orannis0: She does not
TXC2: always flying ships, never sailing planes
jacqui_lantern234: MOOD
WiJohn: It's rainin' men!
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, @jacqui_lantern234 !
jacqui_lantern234:
as an ADHDer, i need controlled drugs to keep track of my ideas 
quasi79fu: DOnkey Kong
jacqui_lantern234:
@PharaohBender27 hey nerd! ive been here for a bit
TheDevil_Risen: hahahaha
TheDevil_Risen: nice fall
jacqui_lantern234: about 20 mins, in fact
TehAmelie: knights without weapons, that's pretty original
jacqui_lantern234:
also 
nice
mtvcdm: Rolling around at the speed of sound
quasi79fu: this game creates amazing clips
GirlPainting: that borrito was SPICY
BrowneePointz: Nope! Just using scuba technique!
GirlPainting: i like the troll shaped holes
TheDevil_Risen: Crab v Pipe
quasi79fu: hhhhah
Manae: Giant pencil sharpener for no reason
mtvcdm: Crashed, yes, definitely not thrown into by force by the publisher
BrowneePointz: The yellow gamer paint!
mtvcdm: Why are we climbing an old school pencil sharpener
quasi79fu: asssisins creed
BrowneePointz: She even said gotta have FAITH when you LEAP
TheDevil_Risen: nice callback devs
lightfut: I was gonna say this was ac coded, but that standing and that jump
TehAmelie: i was just thinking the stories should be full of blatant references to whatever the writers have been reading
PharaohBender27: Those are some big ass lemons
mercano82: "You make life take the lemons back"
TehAmelie: or playing, etc
mtvcdm: So she's written Donkey Kong, the Sonic chased by truck scene, and Assassin's Creed into the *first* part of her story
A_Dub888: what's the premise to this story? <fantasy village> is overrun by monsters and...?
TehAmelie: "okay i guess i pictured the literal orcs from LotR when i wrote it but that wasn't how it was supposed to sound"
quasi79fu: we dont know the full story for this one
quasi79fu: It was a story Zoey didnt submit
Julian_Rogue: Orcgy
GirlPainting: troll
Kid_Amn: love a good Orcgy
PharaohBender27:
TXC2: a trorgy
A_Dub888: Plundering turns them on, got it
PharaohBender27: Aaaand goodbye shins
quasi79fu: love these trolls
TXC2: some kill your darlings type rewrites
Kid_Amn: Time to activate noclip and god mode
PharaohBender27: ^
mercano82: Playstation buttons on their backs.
BrowneePointz: Can I type Rosebud for infinite money?
TXC2: where's the Square and X players ?
TehAmelie: yelling "Oh clippyyyy" like in Inside Out 2
TheAwkes: iddqd idkfa let's do this.
TheAinMAP: "Extracting?"
quasi79fu: extracting
BtEtta: Hazelight knows writers who use subtext and they're all cowards.
hieroglyphica: Man, I'm really losing love for Whiny McGee over here
Julian_Rogue: Have you met capitalists?
TXC2:
Zoey isn't in a union is she
TheAinMAP: It's their own fault for not having an emergency stop.
A_Dub888: Trolls? OHHHHH, so they were Twitch Chat
MTGRanger: @A_Dub888 good to hear we're finally featured in a game
quasi79fu: I love Zoey
jacqui_lantern234:
they smoochin by the end of this 
4AMDonuts: I like cake, how can anyone possibly like pie?
Khalahd: I mean, if their machine is designed to extract thoughts from people like a farm, they probably weren't really thinking about their well being much.
BrowneePointz: I mean yall played It Takes Two
BrowneePointz: they tell good stories, but not subtle ones
accountmadeforants:
As a sci-fi fan: Sci-fi is also just fantasy 
A_Dub888: The whole sci-fi vs fantasy thing is why I got into JRPGs. They're like "porque no los dos?"
couchboyj:
There's a reason they are both unpublished
accountmadeforants: Oh yeah, they're looking for a publishing deal by just randomly giving away a story for free
mtvcdm: Okay, so I'm reading from this that we're smashing the AI plagiarism slop machine.
quasi79fu: hahhahahaha
jacqui_lantern234:
TheDevil_Risen: OMG
TheDevil_Risen: whip him good
hieroglyphica: I never understood the artificial divide, I don't feel like actual readers care or give much credence to any 'difference' between the genres
GirlPainting: no Paul, thats a Samurai! Ninjas have masks duh! ^^
TXC2: hieroglyphica it's nerd tribalism bullshit
A_Dub888: Anything can be a weapon if you try hard enough Zoey
hieroglyphica: It truly is
Tiber727: Cyber ninjas are played out. I want to see cyber pirates.
quasi79fu: now tings
hieroglyphica: Like, in a bit bored by an intrigue only story, but otherwise I think I could read anything just fine?
TXC2: Gravity squeeze!
quasi79fu: Get complicated
Marvoleath: @Tiber727 but those just copy and share software and media
accountmadeforants: @hieroglyphica As a genre? I guess it gives some indication of setting. But other than that yeah, it doesn't matter at all.
TehAmelie: i recall someone's metaphor describing literature as a boat traveling on a river surrounded by the hostile deep woods of genres
quasi79fu: hahahhahh
hieroglyphica: I do appreciate that SciFi has a framework for my favorite niche, first contact fiction, but it can show up in other genres. It's just probably more problematic in other genres and you have to be cautious
Tiber727: @Marvoleath True, but Adobe would make for a good villain.
quasi79fu: hhhahahah
BusTed:
TXC2: !clips
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BrowneePointz: Quick get her back with the Katana!
accountmadeforants: Eh, there's some really "hard" magic systems out there
Marvoleath: "They see me rollin'"
TheDevil_Risen: nice vocaloid roomba
hieroglyphica: Man now I want some world hopping light fantasy first contact fiction, a deep lack imo. Again, you'd have to have a good author
beowuuf: o/
A_Dub888: @hieroglyphica This is a reason I gravitated to games Final Fantasy, and the Tails series. They're like "yeah we're fantasy, but that doesn't mean we can't have robots and lasers"
GirlPainting: Portal Turret voice
mtvcdm: Why do we even have this room
TehAmelie: wait now we're in a Gang Beasts level
hieroglyphica: I appreciated about Ratchet and Clank, back in the day, for being the opposite: scifi with some heavy fantastical elements
BrowneePointz: Hazelight Studios published by EA
TehAmelie: in the future we'll have instantly dissolving broken glass, nice
BrowneePointz: and Rader is a Publishing Company, NOT a video game company. To be accurate
quasi79fu: lol
mtvcdm: Yeah. We're smashing the AI plagiarism machine. Like you do.
Didero: Aw shoot I'm late, did I miss anything important? Also, good evening!
quasi79fu: no they just started
PharaohBender27: @Didero You missed multiple funny moments
TXC2: hello Didero you missed the set up of the game's story
Didero:
I've been looking forward to this PiF since I heard about it, the It Takes Two one was great
malsareus: the trickiness is proven immediately
Didero: @PharaohBender27 Luckily this is Paul and Heather, so there'll be plenty of funny moments to come!
mtvcdm: I like they die and just pick up their sentence like it's nothing
PharaohBender27:
@Didero If it makes you feel better I was also like 25 minutes late
TehAmelie: i think this writer played Crash Bandicoot 4
Tiber727: @BrowneePointz Which really just makes the entire idea stealing pointless. They invented a revolutionary form of VR.
hieroglyphica: Nobody uses signal lights
TXC2:
that's how you know it's fiction
hieroglyphica: That's the fantasy
Didero: These aren't the same people from It Takes Two, right?
TXC2: Didero same devs yes
A_Dub888: @Didero Short version, CEO attempting to steal writers' ideas by plugging them into the matrix
TheMandrew: and also, the same Paul and Heather
AMuseOfFirebane: I don't think I've ever seen signal lights on flying cars like this. I kind of love that
Didero: @TXC2 I meant the player characters, but that's also good to know, thanks!
accountmadeforants: @hieroglyphica For first contact light fantasy world hopping, I suppose Magic The Gathering's lore is a lot of that :B
TXC2: Didero nah, it's new characters
Didero: @TheMandrew "This evening, Paul will be played by Heather, and Heather will be Paul"
Tiber727: @AMuseOfFirebane Though they should really have up and down signals.
AMuseOfFirebane: @Tiber727 Yeah that too XD
TXC2: when you think about it, Planes now don't have up and down lights on them, just the red and green lights on the sides
TehAmelie: imagine how many turn signals you'd need for a flying car that can both strafe and turn in four directions
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Tiber727: @TXC2 They have air traffic control.
TXC2: @beowuuf Thanks for the gift sub! oh shit, thanks buddy
beowuuf:
no problem
Didero:
@beowuuf Thanks for the gift sub! Very generous!
beowuuf:
quasi79fu: hhhhahh
WiJohn: That poor man was just doing shift work
AMuseOfFirebane: Paul! Your turn signals!
TehAmelie: demonstrably false!
BrowneePointz: I LOVE that Heather is good at Puzzle Games cuz she just SNAP intuits this stuff in a way that's refreshing
TheAinMAP: The simulation has smells?
accountmadeforants:
But green is a good colour isn't it 
PharaohBender27: @TheAinMAP I mean, it IS immersive . . .
Didero: I assume Paul is the pink character and Heather is the green one?
quasi79fu: fullly immersive simulation..Think the holodeck of Star Trek next generation
Tiber727: @Tiber727 Imagine car traffic control. "This guy is going too slow, so I'm going to cut him off." "Do not. I repeat. Do not." "Sorry, can't hear you!" *angry honking noises*
TXC2:
Didero correct, much effort was made to make sure of that
TheAinMAP: I fear what that horde of trolls smelled like.
Didero: @TXC2 Thanks. Looking forward to watching the VOD to get caught up
TXC2: I reckon trolls just smell like farm animals
3schr: @TXC2 more undertones of blood
Didero:
Man, I haven't had the best day today, but this stream and Chat being nice has already done a lot to improve my mood. Thanks
accountmadeforants: @Tiber727 Ostensibly real cars already need traffic control, we've just done so long without no government would dare instate it.
PharaohBender27:
@Didero 
TehAmelie: i figure they're apex predators and cannibals, they'll smell a lot like heavy metal poisoning
TXC2: traffic lights are a form of traffic control....
beowuuf:
@Didero 
PharaohBender27: As are stop signs and roundabouts and speed bumps
beowuuf: on a playground is where you spent most of your days?
A_Dub888:
@Didero 
TXC2: on the playground is where she spent most of her days
beowuuf:
chat hivemind
TXC2: beowuuf indeed
An_Owl_At_What: The sci-fi writer saying stars are overrated? Wow
Sarah_Serinde: Everybody's just full of stereotypical biases
A_Dub888: "Stars are overrated" says the sci-fi writer
Marvoleath: "stars are overrated" said the scifi writer
TehAmelie: one's a squid, one's a kid
hieroglyphica: I mean, I don't like the light pollution, but if I lived rurally I wouldn't have access to my specialized medical care so... Again, hate the tribalism here
accountmadeforants: @TXC2 More in the sense of controllers actively aware of what the fuck you're up to and able to contact you.
hieroglyphica: Are they... cop killers? Unexpected acab
quasi79fu: whip..whip it goooood
TXC2: accountmadeforants oh indeed, i was being factitious
Tiber727: @hieroglyphica In cyberpunk the government is always corrupt.
Marvoleath:
OK, but why wouldnt the cops just stop the traffic?
Didero: @hieroglyphica It does feel a bit... easy, yeah
TehAmelie: the cops are written to be villains anyway, i don't suppose we can say anything about the fictional violence we're doing to them
hieroglyphica: It's like how I feel about the easy misogyny in Delicious in Dungeon. It's like... way too easy and I expect a bit more
quasi79fu: oooh i misssed...and i misssed again..why do i even have bullets?
BrowneePointz: @hieroglyphica ?
Tehbeard: A misunderstanding of the phrase, Keyblade
Travilogue: Side Quest?!?!?
TXC2: book is...a bit much
TXC2: "but though must"
Didero: I wonder if you could choose to not go in
Didero: Cool clothes though
Invitare: so when are you going to end up in someone's 15 year old erotic fanfiction?
BrowneePointz: have you tried the Prince of Persia Roguelike Paul? I heard very good things
TehAmelie: it could be worse, we could be steered by an anthropomorphic manual on professional workplace relations
TXC2:
"Show don't tell" is a CIA psy-op, fucking explain yourself
TheDevil_Risen: Land SHarks!
A_Dub888: Don't rule out zombie sharks
Bruceski: Change the stream rating when they deach fanfic
Didero: Does this game also have hidden minigames?
quasi79fu: Lannnnd Sharrrrks
ArcOfTheConclave: prince of persia had grapple hooks, right?
MTigress: if their ideas are getting stolen, can they come up with some new ideas to get 'stolen' that makes them super OP or something
malsareus: all games should have grabling hooks
PharaohBender27:
TheDevil_Risen: SHARKED
quasi79fu: hahahhahahaha
Genie_M: Yes
excalgold: Fantasy Due but with sharks instead of worms
malsareus: according to the data, very
quasi79fu: question answered lol
TehAmelie: grappling hooks are magic, so they fit just as well in SF or fantasy :3
TXC2: hmmmmm, Shark halud!
Didero: That sandshark has some good reflexes
AugmentingPath: thump thump
Gaelan_Maestro: graboids!
TheAinMAP:
A_Dub888: the sand doesn't look safe and sand is microrocks
TheDevil_Risen:
dune
BrowneePointz: Walk without rhythm!
quasi79fu: THump it...thump it goood
Genie_M: Very dune
couchboyj: I like to imagine one of the other authors is wondering why their noir detective character has a grappling hook
accountmadeforants: So, uh, why is the company putting in so much work and money to extract some vague ideas? Are they somehow short on Idea Guys?
TXC2: but you need to walk WITHOUT rhythm
beowuuf: we need christopher walken stat
hieroglyphica: No
quasi79fu: hhahahahah
quasi79fu: he wasnt ready lol
Genie_M: Straight up?
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TehAmelie: i'm a little underwhelmed by the size of these sandworms
hieroglyphica: Haha!
Didero: Deathwarping!
BrowneePointz: they're sand sharks
AugmentingPath: Aah! They split your fiction!
quasi79fu: Sand Sharrrrrksss
PharaohBender27: I see the word "bastard" in there
BusTed: Buckets!
BrowneePointz: (yall should huck a ball at that glass bridge)
TXC2: lotta tags
AugmentingPath: smash the state!
Williams4jesus: Not able to watch all this playthrough live, but am looking forward to seeing the vods on YouTube.
BusTed: haha
PharaohBender27: Oh NNNOOOOOOO
BrowneePointz: Go visit her!
TheDevil_Risen: oh no
TXC2: uh oh
BusTed: Try not to dismember this time
mowdownjoe: Not again...
quasi79fu: the trauma
Orannis0: DESTROY IT
TXC2: !clip
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A_Dub888:
BusTed: so much for that
Bruceski: They know what you did
TheAinMAP:
Williams4jesus: When I saw that Paul and Heather were going to play this game I got super excited.
AugmentingPath: Huh, I missed that that elephant was interactable
TXC2: incredible call back
Anubis169: oooOOOooo
Anubis169: love this game
BrowneePointz: @AugmentingPath you can smash that bridge before the hop scotch for an achievement too
A_Dub888: I watched another stream and.... Heather got a cheevo
TheAinMAP:
AugmentingPath: @BrowneePointz nice
PharaohBender27:
TheAinMAP: It's always nice to see a place with frequent transit service, right?
ArcOfTheConclave: the circle was easier to bore
Riiiiiiis:
Yeah, that's most trains tbh 
MTigress: that's how you know it's sci-fi: they're advertising work from home
TheAinMAP:
TXC2: so shine extremely briefly and blindingly ?
BrowneePointz: Oh there's a Radio!
TehAmelie: "dsrt-rl", wow that's reach
AugmentingPath: Pink means violence!
BusTed: Can't miss it
Tiber727: Well subways probably should have enough room for someone to not become paste.
quasi79fu: clip that
ArcOfTheConclave: it's a masterlock! it can be opened using a masterlock
TheAinMAP:
TXC2: has she NEVER used a chair before?
BrowneePointz: I think there's a radio Paul can interact with down there too
AugmentingPath: Wallrun only available in select locations, while supplies last
MTGRanger: reference to the office?
TehAmelie: "the desert of the real," how Morpheus presents the Matrix, now the name of a product (?) for "working at home"
Tiber727: Clearly it wasn't enough.
BrowneePointz: As a classically trained Musician, go fuck yourself Zoe
BrowneePointz: EDM is valid
lightfut: Oh geez they're being real heavy handed
AugmentingPath: Zoe's a little bit country, Mio's a little bit rock and roll
excalgold: Wall run?
Marvoleath: wall run
quasi79fu: interesting billboard
MTGRanger: King Gizz poster?
Didero:
Seems your clip editor is quicker than mine, PharaohBender27
PharaohBender27: @Didero At times it is, at times it isn't
TheAinMAP: White Lotus?
Orannis0: Legally Distinct King Giz
MTGRanger: King Lizard and the Gizzard Wizard
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: good to see king giz is still making music in the future
hieroglyphica: Nah this is just future New York
hieroglyphica: It's city bylaw
A_Dub888: I thought garbage day was Wednesday
MTigress: apparently she wrote that trash gets put on the roofs
TehAmelie: maybe no one collects trash from the roof and the people who live there just keep dumping it
AugmentingPath: crowdsurfing is instantly lethal
Marvoleath:
no crowdsurfing? 
hieroglyphica: @TehAmelie Most reality accurate take
TehAmelie: i guess i forgot to make a joke of some sort there
TheAinMAP:
Jigokuro: This is not techno, it's... well bad mostly but I guess House?
TXC2: maybe the clubber think people swinging from the roof are just part of act
Didero: new airhorn sound just dropped
MTigress: this is fine
A_Dub888:
?
Mangledpixel: boop
Orannis0: I think the copyrighted music is only in the credits
Orannis0: I remember this being basically right
Mangledpixel: ah, I see we are Tron
ArcOfTheConclave: 100% your mom
TehAmelie: i choose to believe in the future clubs have to play mediocre self-produced music to avoid copyright issues
A_Dub888: Hello to Mr Hammer
quasi79fu: Hai MR Hammmer
PharaohBender27: "So maybe I was going through some housing issues when I wrote this story"
jacqui_lantern234: hey Mr Hammer
excalgold: apparently yes
jacqui_lantern234:
called it, paul
quasi79fu: itss PUn time
Genie_M: That hammer moves too "light"
Orannis0: Look, the man knows what he likes, you have to respect that
TehAmelie: let's NAIL him
TXC2: "no, I get to bed around 2, 2 thirty"
Tiber727: He worked hard to nail the delivery.
DeM0nFiRe: I like how he is exclusively using the gammer as a ranged weapon
DeM0nFiRe: hammer*
Marvoleath: bonk
TehAmelie: i guess this is Zoe's attempt at writing how MC Hammer dances
A_Dub888: @DeM0nFiRe And then he used a melee combo just to mess with you
TXC2: class solidarity for mr Hammer
quasi79fu: hai litttle friends
zelukester: been playing this with my gf, it's such a blast
Genie_M: Very satisfying bonks are applied
zelukester: some frustrations with platforming but what 3D game doesn't have those lmao
Orannis0: The combat stays pretty simple, it's largely puzzle-based
BusTed: maybe mr. hammer is just the hammer
TehAmelie: i'm pretty sure he said "doggy dog world". good joke
A_Dub888: !card face breaker
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Tiber727: This game is more about doing different things than it is making things deep.
MTGRanger: @TehAmelie that is what the subtitles said, yeah
Tiber727: Mjolnir
TXC2:
electricity is the hammer of science
WiJohn: That looked like it would have been a lot of fun to play
A_Dub888: now gun time
Didero: Why is this giant glass roof here?
TehAmelie: the glassman is gonna get paid today
TXC2: and why does the glass roof undulate?
A_Dub888: wait who said they wanted family friendly stories?
BrowneePointz: These are optional
Didero: There was an elevator to the left, so you could probably avoid it. But why would you?
quasi79fu: omg here we gooo one
BrowneePointz: but I wouldn't skip them cuz they're SUPER fun
PharaohBender27: :pig"
PharaohBender27: 🐷
A_Dub888: piggu!
lightfut: Some pig
quasi79fu: Piggggy time
Orannis0: Oh, this is one of the uh.... real special side stories
TheAinMAP:
TXC2:
Animal farm time!
lightfut: Looking for taking spiders
TehAmelie: err someone forgot to clean the corners
Genie_M: Okay.
TheAinMAP: Spoink
WiJohn: Okay, slinky pig and rainbow fart pig? Sold
Didero: This is a silly game
BrowneePointz: ah yes, the adventures of Springpig and FartHog
MTGRanger: Maybe they can have this idea...
BadRoxie: stuff? like drugs?
PharaohBender27:
@BrowneePointz 
TXC2: rare win for Zoe there with the farts
AugmentingPath: "Stuff" like kindergarten
TehAmelie: but can you walk up stairs?
Didero:
"Hold Y: Wallow"
LibraryWitchKei: @BadRoxie I'm assuming. She seems like a hippie.
quasi79fu: I want appples
BadRoxie: right, of course. the door.
excalgold: she was also playing Fable at the time
Genie_M: Don't question. Do.
quasi79fu: hahahahahaha
AugmentingPath: Praise be!
TehAmelie: she seemed so disdainful of the farm life
BrowneePointz: NotACult
quasi79fu: Praise the strawberrry
TXC2: #NotAClut
mercano82: 🍓
quasi79fu: im hungy
PharaohBender27: I mean, this *is* the least stressful story, thus far
TehAmelie: oh, i confused who was the city girl
BrowneePointz: Paul. You should fart fly into the big pig's belly
BusTed: Press to Wallow
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Angnor33: Bubbles get you high?
quasi79fu: THe Strawberrry
Didero: I mean, there was a big green arrow next to the apple
TXC2: it's interesting that wallow is often used to mean sad, when pigs often do it joyfully
An_Owl_At_What: Amazing
Verrain2: I'm still dealing with the tonal whiplash. Oy.
MTigress: what if there's a sci-fi pig section she wrote as a joke?
TheAinMAP: A stack of round bales.
PharaohBender27:
MTGRanger: ah
AugmentingPath:
Didero: Pig sauna!
MTGRanger:
RatherLargeToad:
TheAinMAP:
TehAmelie: it's Lord of the Flies, but weirder
Marvoleath: casual cannibalism
BrowneePointz: chat
Verrain2: Nope, nope nope, the land of ten thousand nopes.
BrowneePointz: Sorry to break it to you, but Pigs WILL cannabalize each other
BrowneePointz: <from a long line of hog farmers
AugmentingPath: @BrowneePointz But is there usually a spit and a fire involved?
RatherLargeToad: even the pigs know that pork is delicious
TehAmelie: the spring headed pig seems hard to control for some reason
Tiber727: You're jumping from the center.
BrowneePointz: @AugmentingPath iirc there's a little sign that says Solarium which is the Swedish word for Tanning Bed which is fun
AugmentingPath: @BrowneePointz ah, good. so it really is fine, then!
TXC2: isn't "Solarium" Latin ?
BusTed: conspicuous
BrowneePointz: Achievement get
BrowneePointz: @TXC2 yes
Marvoleath: untitled pig game?
quasi79fu: the hay got him
TXC2: !addquote (Paul) [now] It is a time honoured video game tradition to destroy everyone's lives around you
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BrowneePointz: I think you're hitting geometry
Didero: Seems like there's an invisilbe wall there
TehAmelie: clearly a commentary on the demise of Vine
TehAmelie: floppy carrots are the worst
TehAmelie: they're among the hardest vegetables, or, you know, they should be
BusTed: oh
Jillexie: oh NO
TheAinMAP:
quasi79fu: hhahahahah
An_Owl_At_What: What.
BrowneePointz: 10/10 perfect game
beowuuf:
TreeVor84: oh god
A_Dub888:
MTigress: hahahaha
MTGRanger: Yeah I had a feeling when she said "Enjoy it while it lasts"
Marvoleath: that will pay for some therapist's new car
PharaohBender27:
TXC2: wow I step away for one minute...
beowuuf: @TXC2 probably for the best...
TehAmelie: the story of two sausages who want to be the best meal they can
TXC2:
beowuuf well I was petting a cat, so yes
beowuuf:
excalgold: this is so weird...
BrowneePointz: god I could go for a good grilled all beef hot dog right now
accountmadeforants: I'm glad that in between my cooking, we went from human to pig to sausage
Jigokuro:
TXC2: ok good no vore
A_Dub888: !findquote teeth
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Didero: Well that was an enriching experience
beowuuf: LOL
MTigress: "let's never talk about this again"
quasi79fu: devil child lol
BrowneePointz: Zoe isn't WRONG
BrowneePointz: she was SEVEN
BrowneePointz: PAUL the 7 year old didn't read Food TF Endophilia Fic!
beowuuf: original OCs please do not consume
MTigress: haha
Marvoleath: but they already released that as a movie
Marvoleath: Sausage Party was a thing
BrowneePointz: That was a good Long Wilhelm
TheAinMAP: Wilhelm!
Didero: Wilhelm still screaming
PharaohBender27: Was that a Wilhelm scream>
quasi79fu: willhelm sream lol
A_Dub888: Bye Wilhelm
PharaohBender27: *?
accountmadeforants: There are, in fact, multiple video games in which you're a hotdog
LithelyUnshod: Glad we all heard it
AugmentingPath: Glad I'm not alone in finding this segment sort of obtuse
quasi79fu: hhhhhaha
excalgold: oh that is a cool puzzle
TheAinMAP:
quasi79fu: I love this bosss
Sarah_Serinde: She mentioned a mortgage earlier
AugmentingPath: complains about the story, dies instantly
MTigress: secretly this is just her autobiography
BrowneePointz: You can mash to come back faster
TXC2: I think Heather called it earlier, it's gonna be Mio's mom
AugmentingPath: @BrowneePointz Only sometimes, I think, other times it seems to be a fixed cooldown
TXC2: meter expired, have to go back to feet
quasi79fu: Vroooom
Didero: @TXC2 Hence the phrase, 'show feet'
TXC2:
Didero oh no
TheAinMAP:
Didero: But aren't monocles for if your eyesight ISN'T good? So it's a self-own?
A_Dub888: !dbcountdown
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TheAinMAP: !venga
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WiJohn: Man, Monday's gonna be a weird day for these guy's HR rep
MTigress: team chaos, woo
TheAinMAP:
A_Dub888: !card chaos warp
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TehAmelie: making the ultimate force of evil a parking attendant is pretty Douglas Adams
TheAinMAP:
BrowneePointz: The Boss Fights in this SLAP
BrowneePointz: They learned from It Takes Two
Marvoleath:
the name was changing from "small" to even lesser parking attendants
Marvoleath: ended on subatomic park attendant
Didero: Wait, she could've just called in a car all this time?!
MTigress: why didn't they use the car earlier xD
A_Dub888: This is a work of fiction, there are always cars
TehAmelie: cause it's a getaway car
ArcOfTheConclave: I'll take shotgun lol
BusTed: hm
MTigress: oh wait, maybe it was stuck in parking hell
NightValien28: I like to think the car was impounded but its free now since you took out the robot
Kentosaurus: she did say to floor it
TXC2: IT FLIES MIO!
excalgold: that was not a floor it was a wall
Tiber727: Maybe she had to take out the parking attendant before she could get the vehicle back?
TehAmelie: i hope sometime soon we get completely inured to death and danger
Didero: @Tiber727 That kind of makes sense
superaveragegamr: roads? where we're going.... we don;t need roads...
A_Dub888: Why on roads? because we won't be put down by THE MAN
PharaohBender27: Welp
Marvoleath: booped by that train
beowuuf: can only use it when it's funny
Didero: This does not look like an efficient road network
TXC2:
Didero we must be in New Jersey then
TehAmelie: i think the car is self-repairing
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Didero: are those people ok
AugmentingPath: sure do kill al ot of people in that bit
MTigress: i'm sure it's fine
AugmentingPath: it is an underwater car. Unfortunately, it's not an underwater *capable* car
Sarah_Serinde: Ah yes, everything a person writes about comes from personal experience, including all those crime dramas
MTigress: everyone remember where we parked!
Didero: Don't let Pink sit down, she'll just break the chair again
Genie_M: Because you were so great at sitting
Didero: I don't think this game is super concerned with any 'why'
BrowneePointz: @Didero The Chair folds on Zoe too
Didero: @BrowneePointz So they're both a menace to seating everywhere
TXC2: landing in the dohnut feels like a cheevo to me
Tiber727: These are serious cyber ninjas.
BrowneePointz:
No, the folding chairs are shitty and flimsy @Didero
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: ooh! Paul and Heather playing another Hazelight game! now I wanna go back and watch their It Takes Two series!
TehAmelie: some Celebrity Stealing Club vibes doing on right now
TXC2:
not one of them waterless water slides they have now
Marvoleath: I once rode a LED water slide, it was cool
KaleidoscopeMind: The tree knows what it did
Marvoleath: like, tunnels with LED displays you slide through
TXC2: Marvoleath cool
Tiber727:
Create a plasma slide. It's the last thing you'll ever want.
BusTed: time for a good sit
PharaohBender27:
Successful sitting!
BrowneePointz: There is beauty in this as well Zoe
TehAmelie: waterslides in my town have been canceled because of legionnaire's disease. and it's not even the first time or the third. <_<
Didero: They have learned!
TXC2: I see that It takes two advert
excalgold: i mean i enjoy the cyberpunk Aesthetic even if i know i'd find it depressing to be in
Travilogue: Had we notice the "It Takes Two" ads before?
BrowneePointz: There's a missable side story here, I've seen lots of folks blow past it. so keep your eyes peeled
BusTed: That's service
TheAinMAP:
MTigress: bwahahah
TXC2: Occupado!
TehAmelie: good prank
PharaohBender27: What a shitty way to die
BrowneePointz: @LoadingReadyRun there's a side story behind you you can miss
Genie_M: How untardislike
BrowneePointz: I've seen BUNCHES of folks miss this one
BrowneePointz: cuz of where they put it
BtEtta: This was in fact the only side story I missed with my playthough.
TehAmelie: ah, there are clues for the observant (i'd totally miss the giant tree)
WiJohn: Can you toss them up there in the potty?
TehAmelie: get in the potty, Shinji!
MTigress: nice!
Chesul: Not the normal kind of throwing up that happens in a portapotty.
Marvoleath: Dont tell Legolas!
TXC2: good old fastball special
BrowneePointz: Look it's not the first half of a parabola you have to worry about in a port a potty, it's the 2nd half
A_Dub888: @Marvoleath Legolas: "Whats a Portapotty?"
ArcOfTheConclave: that totally counts
TXC2: you can go hiking in the city
PharaohBender27: Or drive out and go hiking
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: tenting at a festival totally counts
hieroglyphica: Yeah, I hike into the rainforest at least once a year
Didero: Can you dive?
excalgold: but why. Camping has so much...nature. eugh
hieroglyphica: Also it depends on the festival honestly?
PharaohBender27:
SymphonySolstice: that's just a regular norwegian guy
Marvoleath: she might have a thing for tall man
A_Dub888: yeah, twitch chat wouldn't be this helpful
TXC2: now that's a Giant woman
Jigokuro:
These characters have only the most paper-thin stereotyped views of each other's lives, but it's works out because they have paper-thin stereotype lives. 
BrowneePointz: ope nope lookin straight down gave me the willies lol
TehAmelie: a bit like The Green Knight's giants, but much more helpful
Jigokuro: Lives and genres*
TehAmelie: grappled your nose!
Tiber727: Why are these giants randomly climbing anyway?
excalgold: yes paul they are very large
TehAmelie: i hope they're not ticklish
MTigress: to the giants, this is just like 20 giant-feet off the ground
excalgold: i know but i HAD to make the joke
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Tiber727: That's some impressive stamina. I think he do amazing on Ninja Warrior.
Didero: wall running?
TehAmelie: rigorous testing is important
TXC2: ^
7gorobei: peer reviewed science
MTigress: inb4 they somehow turn into giant hotdogs
beowuuf: headbutt, friend, and enter
TehAmelie: this is advanced parkour
A_Dub888: what is rock climbing if not vertical hiking?
BrowneePointz: HUYEET
TehAmelie: good luck chopping down the mountain (?)
TXC2: inertia is not your friend
RatherLargeToad: 3
BrowneePointz: They actually have small feet for a giant. it's a giant 4
TehAmelie: now i get it, the giants are playing giant Minecraft
Tiber727: This was supposed to be hiking, but you forgot your gravity whip back in cyberpunk world.
TheAinMAP:
BrowneePointz: Look i'm here for Parkour Mountain Climbing Giants
BrowneePointz: Yea I've seen a LOT of folks miss this one
BrowneePointz: cuz they stick it RIGHT out of your view
Marvoleath: "Catch a ride!!!"
Verrain2: Subtheme of this game: well, that was a thing!
BtEtta: It's also the first one they don't call out with dialogue.
BrowneePointz: that was a ....crappy throw
TehAmelie: hmm this revolving door isn't very futuristic
Didero: It stops when you touch the thing, it seems
TXC2:
that's the exact opposite point of a revolving door
Marvoleath: We have the same type of door in our malls
Marvoleath: they stop if you touch them
MTigress: on the screen up top?
A_Dub888: yeah, just because I want a cat doesn't mean I'm lonely
BrowneePointz: the walls are now floor
BrowneePointz: also this section is RAD
Travilogue: I could go for a Cosmic Burger
PharaohBender27:
TXC2: I think this bit was in the teriers
TXC2: *trailers
BrowneePointz: yea that shot was in the trailers
TehAmelie: Eundoro is the name of the .exe of Elastomania isn't it
Marvoleath: but.. Enduro are off-road bikes
Sarah_Serinde: "trying to be" if you write, you're a writer
BrowneePointz: Dad was bitten by a radioactive parking ticket
hieroglyphica: Ngl you super do
TehAmelie: well now you don't have to worry about breathing
TXC2: in real life YES, in fiction...
hieroglyphica: Helmets are important for every transport you drive that's not enclosed, I believe in helmets for scooters
TheAinMAP:
hieroglyphica: For tron bikes? I dunno
TehAmelie: for tron bikes it's just required style
hieroglyphica: True, I think it requires one of those pointy helmets there
hieroglyphica: Don't whip people while driving folks
hieroglyphica: That's just etiquette
TheAinMAP: Wall
TehAmelie: now that's how you get motion sickness
BrowneePointz: IT'S TIME FOR PEAK
TehAmelie: which one was it who complained about that at the start? probably Zoe
MTigress: bwahahah
Didero: Haha
TheAinMAP: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: betrayal...
BusTed: So good
gualdhar: Ok this is hilarious
PharaohBender27:
BusTed: auto correct!
MTigress: hahahahah
BusTed:
TXC2:
how many factors is this?
A_Dub888: @TXC2 yes
BrowneePointz: yea if you get the letter captcha in it throws another one at you and makes you lose anyways XD
BrowneePointz: it's a REALLY funny bit
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TXC2: got that Akira slide in
TehAmelie: this is rad. i wonder how fantasy is going to compare
TehAmelie: i assume it's going to
Marvoleath: trailers had some dragon flying, so should be fun too
BrowneePointz: Like I said. They took the boss fights from It Takes Two, and made them *better* @TehAmelie
MTigress: IRS backwards?
7gorobei: seratonin reuptake inhibitor?
TheAinMAP: Tank, but no tanks.
Invitare: she has a big budget baby too?
TehAmelie: i mean everything from the upside down city part has been spectacular
MTGRanger: pause the fight we need to audit
BusTed:
TehAmelie: "i don't even know what money means to you, i'm just passing through this world"
TheAinMAP: A little "War of the Worlds" here.
A_Dub888: There are never enough explosions
BrowneePointz: Hey Nintendo, make a new Star Fox Assault
BrowneePointz: k thx
Didero: This game is immensely silly
Didero: Amazing
excalgold: Mom Boss
BrowneePointz: *zips lips*
Didero: Landlady
lightfut: Don't break my stuff? The stuff you're using to try to kill me? Seems well adjusted
TehAmelie: i've got it, this thing is like if Dr Octopus designed a mecha
TehAmelie: those prehensile grabbers
PharaohBender27: It was inspired by my imagination
PharaohBender27: Zoe you're being VERY difficult
BrowneePointz: partially, but I do appreciate her unbridled optimism
Decaped: it was inspired by my lack of self awareness
Didero: Wait they went to the toilet inside the simulation, does that mean they peed themselves in the real world?
excalgold: Holodeck malfunction!
A_Dub888: oh this guy is Miles Braun from Glass Onion
BrowneePointz: Take that Temu Tim Steve Jeff Jobs Cook Bezos
Tiber727: Look, you don't become a millionaire by worrying about all the details. Gotta move fast and break people's brains.
BrowneePointz: they're called Shareholders
BusTed:
A_Dub888: @Didero maybe the suits are like the ones in Dune that recycle the body's natural fluids
BrowneePointz: ZING
Decaped: Robocop would love this game.
lightfut: This is very abstergo
lightfut: Or is it SEELE?
Didero: Ape Escape!
A_Dub888: MONKE
SymphonySolstice: monke dot exe
Orannis0: I suspect going through the process would also erase the memory of what happened and they didn't want people finding t what was going on.
PharaohBender27:
@SymphonySolstice
Verrain2: Tap one red, cast Kird Ape.
TXC2: MAGIC!
Marvoleath: how is monkey worse than pig?
TehAmelie: "so one night i was wiki diving about Sun Wukong while watching Peter Pan"
BrowneePointz: VERY Horizon inspired outfits
Didero: I do like all the outfits
PharaohBender27:
690
Invitare: wait... but she could have flown through the gap as the fairy
Chesul: weren't you tiny just a moment ago? can't you just fly through the gap you were talking through?
accountmadeforants: This way you know who to blame
Didero:
At least it's not a divorced couple mutilating a plush elephant
Marvoleath: It was more intense than expected so far
Marvoleath: but also feels like there is a lot more to see
Orannis0: Some segments are more runny and others are more puzzly
excalgold: do the devs of this game need help.....
TheAwkes: Seems like an extraordinarily expensive ways to steal ideas from unproven authors.
accountmadeforants: And to think that all this time they could've just scraped FanFiction and AO3 and gotten away with it as long as they called it AI
excalgold: maaan write space fantasy together !
Decaped: pulp
MTigress: they should throw the bad guy into the machine to see what all his horrible get-rich-quick schemes are
ArcOfTheConclave: what? like the pig side story?
TehAmelie: i hope they succeed at stealing all the ideas and then find out the ideas exist as these open ended story worlds in the machine and can't be used to sell anything
MTigress: maybe the twist is that this machine itself is an idea someone is experiencing
accountmadeforants: @TehAmelie Eh, they'll be able to boost the stocks for a couple years as they claim to be working on it, then evil CEO guy gets a golden parachute
Travilogue: A candy bar(?) called Tango
Travilogue: It Takes Two to Tango
MTigress: there was an ad that said 'it takes two to tango'
TXC2: thanks for streaming Paul And Heather
TXC2: !patreon
TXC2: !events
Marvoleath: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Is This Your Card? (Join Wheeler and his every expanding list of card based video games! Game: Monster Train 2) at Mon 01:00 PM PDT (1:00 from now).
PharaohBender27: GLURP
SymphonySolstice: gluuuuuuuurp
Marvoleath: GLRRp!
Jigokuro: More glurp! Love that hand
KaleidoscopeMind: gLRRp
LordZarano: Switch 2 Glurp?
Jigokuro: Game*
KaleidoscopeMind: cori is taking us on a tour
accountmadeforants: The game is a continuous and repeating instruction, drink more glurp, and then, drink more glurp, refer to previous instruction
TXC2: accountmadeforants 10 drink glurp 20 goto 10
accountmadeforants: @TXC2 Glurp to drink = f(x) = f(x) + 1
beowuuf: yay
accountmadeforants: Oh hell yes! Another CYAO!
Genie_M: Beej sleeps
beowuuf: forgot that was on the calender
accountmadeforants:
Hey now Paul, you also update the PIP PDF
beowuuf: oh, they are a little more straightforward
LordZarano: @accountmadeforants main: mov mouth, glurp; jmp main;
Digigoner:
Hey! i used to read the Lone Wolf series all the time 
juliebean78: maybe a story for chill point (unless you’ve already covered it) the internet roadtrip is on its way out of Nova Scotia soon. interested in seeing where they end up and how long it ends up lasting. 😅( sorry it’s been my obsession for the past few days )
beowuuf: but my childhood favourite, so yay
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KaleidoscopeMind: dying from lack of life totals
TheAinMAP:
TheAinMAP:
beowuuf: and now a poen!
PharaohBender27:
Didero: Thanks so much for the stream! Very fun
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
DeM0nFiRe:
o/
Didero: Looking forward to Wednesday
beowuuf: bye!
TXC2: !discord
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