Crossing the Streams || Drink for Glurp

BigDaddyBland87: I am ready to consume the Glurp
ihlendrax: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: box text
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 TehAmelie: i don't know if i have any room for glurp tbh
 TehAmelie: had so much ramen
 Dog_of_Myth: There's always room for Glurp.
ihlendrax: I’ve been mindlessly grazing on chips and salsa. I’m not even going to be able to eat actual dinner now. LOL
 SnackPak_: 
 lamina5432: evening chat
Garfman314: glurp?
 KeytarCat: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play video games together! Game: Drink More Glurp) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (3m from now).
 KeytarCat: GLORP
 accountmadeforants: I've decoded the message, it says Ovaltine More Glurp
 Natimus_Prime: @ihlendrax Get yourself some kind of protein and you've basically had all the major food groups.  That counts as dinner, right?
SaxPython: Hey pre-game chat? Does anyone have the list of cameos from LRRMans. I saw Beej, but I wanted to know if there was anyone else.
 TehAmelie: not that you need protein every day
 Earthenone: cori and alex were also there. i dont have a full list though
SaxPython: 
 TehAmelie: i vaguely remember Heather
SaxPython: 
 CodeIndigo: So happy to be enjoying glurp with you fine folks
 Manae: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play video games together! Game: Drink More Glurp) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (0s ago).
 baltimore_667083:   
 SnackPak_:   
 underhill33:   
 BigDaddyBland87:    
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 TheAinMAP:   
 lamina5432:  
 Manae:   
 PharaohBender27:  !
 AugmentingPath:    
 NimrodXIV: the bleep bloops!
 accountmadeforants: Yeah, Cori and Alex were definitely there as well. Not sure about Heather but I wasn't awake for the whole thing
Natimus_Prime subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 113 months!
 Natimus_Prime: Always room for Glurp!
 TehAmelie: lrrGLURP
 accountmadeforants: 
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 TehAmelie: wait
 Geldaran:  Gluuuuurp! 
 CodeIndigo:  
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: !advice
  LRRbot: Assume the form.
 AugmentingPath: G L  R P
 Redbassist: GLURP
 PharaohBender27: 690 GLUUUUURRRRRP!!!
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 EchoesOfTheTide: GLUUUUURP!
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 Mazrae: Time for some glurp
 gnomebot1: Time to Glurpit up!!!!
 Dog_of_Myth: !badadvice
  LRRbot: Try parrying the fire.
 BaconL0rdes: oh my god it feels like it’s been forever
 CaptainSpam: It is the 2020s, and there is time for GLURP
YareNiDaze subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 27 months!
 YareNiDaze: GLUUUURP
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 accountmadeforants:   
 KaleidoscopeMind: *gloop sounds*
lightfut subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 51 months!
 lightfut: Glurrrrrrrrrrrrrrp
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 Redbassist: !findquote glurp
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
sheqesi subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 86 months!
 sheqesi: GLURRRRRP!!!
 KyranTheWalker: gluuuuuurp!
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: Bloop
 WriterRaven: If you have to ask how much Glurp you should be drinking, the answer is always More.
 TehAmelie: i want to know how high "glurp" lies in the list of most used words in chat
kusinohki: meows
kusinohki: GLURP!!
 YareNiDaze: @WriterRaven A Heather amount of Glurp
 accountmadeforants: I'm continually surprised this game isn't more popular
 Drasvin: GLURP!
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I would love to see that full list.
 TehAmelie: we'd have to count variant spellings of course
 Shurtal: it's a GLURP evening? Sounds like a good time ahead
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 Redbassist: !updog
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 16:29. 
 Orxolon: drink mooooooooreeee gluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp!
ladylinzington subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 62 months!
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: The highlights are going to be something else, LRRMans, Glurp and W+P
DiscordianTokkan subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 119 months!
 DiscordianTokkan: g l u r p
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OldUncleDan subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 101 months!
 OldUncleDan: Already?  Pretty sure I had my 100th during the FF Event.
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SaxPython: @accountmadeforants 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
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 IbunWest: i heard there was glurpin’ going on hwre
 RandomTrivia: Hi friends! 
 TehAmelie: weirdly, you never see anyone drink glurp in the game
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @RandomTrivia Hello!!
 Orxolon: hellooo everybody!
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 41 months!
 GasCityGaming:   
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stippledotter subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 13 months!
 stippledotter: 13 months? That's a whole baker's year!
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 OldUncleDan: Well...  Tornado Warning here.  Good thing I live in a basement apartment with minimal windows!
Pseudonym_Ken subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 109 months, currently on a 109 month streak!
 Pseudonym_Ken: GLURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRp!
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 PharaohBender27: @OldUncleDan D: Stay safe!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @OldUncleDan o7 Good luck from someone else who lives in tornado alley
 TehAmelie: one of the best places to be in a tornado i suppose
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ButButTheJesus: GLUUURRRRRRP
 Redbassist: 3
 accountmadeforants: StreamElements keeps track of emote usage and such, but not frequently used words, unfortunately. (Though analysing and storing that information across all of Twitch seems like a real fun challenge)
 Thefluffiestguineapig: can one ever truly be prepared for Glurp?
 CodeIndigo: @OldUncleDan Good luck. I've slept through tornados being close before... like, came within a half mile of leveling my house
FoxBehindTheTree: glurp isnt even ready for glurp
 EMNetwork: is it safe to drink glurp while playing Baldur's Gate?
 electra310: Oh I’m ready
 TehAmelie: Desert Bus used to get extensive chat stats but i guess VST is responsible for them
 TheAinMAP:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @EMNetwork I don't think it's safe to drink Glurp period
  Sarah_Serinde: DB still gets extensive chat stats
 baltimore_667083:   
 accountmadeforants: @EMNetwork Depends, is it real-time with pause Baldur's Gate, or turn-based Baldur's Gate?
  Texan_Reverend: @EMNetwork Is it _ever_ really safe to drink Glurp?
 Its_VeeBot: I used to run a bot during Desert Bus that made word clouds of chat. That was neat, maybe I'll remake it someday
 AugmentingPath: @Thefluffiestguineapig If you're experiencing side effects, your dosage is probably too low. Have you tried drinking... more glurp?
 jessicaengle: Glurp aaaaaaaaaaaaaa 
 protojman: why are all your intros so good
 jessicaengle: Hi everybody 
 flatluigi: a glurp table?
 SnackPak_: 
 accountmadeforants: 
 Dog_of_Myth: Please consult your doctors before consuming Glurp.
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 TehAmelie: blop!
 Its_VeeBot: glurp
 RandomTrivia: 
head_cannon: gLRRp
 bytecaster: gluuuuuuuurp
 jessicaengle: 
 TheAinMAP: Hello.
 vinewood_og: 
 Diabore: table???
 Thefluffiestguineapig:  
 DiscordianTokkan: Glurp glurp!
 Redbassist: Whose under the table?
 jessicaengle: 
 RandomTrivia: BAHAHAHAHAHA
  Sarah_Serinde:  hi Matt
FoxBehindTheTree: whos gonna flip the table lol
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 baltimore_667083: HAHAHAHA
DaxStrife: 
 Redbassist: 
 DiscordianTokkan: lmao
 SnackPak_: good bit streamer
 RandomTrivia: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 Pseudonym_Ken: HAHAHA
 accountmadeforants: Another 
 PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy,  ,  ,  ,  ,  , and 
 GhostValv: Wowie
 BigDaddyBland87: wow
  Sarah_Serinde: 
DideRobot: LRR: Time for Crossing the Streams! Tonight let's Drink Glurp! How much? MORE! https://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun (has image) | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/114695771205827832
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 Metric_Furlong: !clip
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 RandomTrivia:   
lochnessseammonster:  
 DiscordianTokkan: matt coming out of the well to shame mankind
 ArdCollider:   
 vinewood_og: 
 ladylinzington: amazing
 electra310: lmao
 OldUncleDan: Medusa killed the Male Gaze.
ButButTheJesus: 500 HOLY BUS YOU GUYS
ButButTheJesus: 
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: Especially that!
 jessicaengle: What have we done?
io_Otter subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 115 months!
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 ThorSokar:  Do more crimes
ButButTheJesus: you wouldn't download a glurp
 jessicaengle: Simply download more glurp
 Its_VeeBot: You Wouldn't Drink More Glurp
  Sarah_Serinde:  
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BlazingBeautifulGnatKippa-3ApGkQMCl8ZWqafi
 OldUncleDan: I wouldn't steal a Glurp...  But I certainly would download one.
ButButTheJesus: @PharaohBender27 thank you 
 betweenmyself: leaving the commercials in…  Not just theft, but LAZY theft!?! 
 PharaohBender27: 
 SnackPak_: not too bad
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/NiceFineZebraDancingBanana-FuExMidNn_Yp_jiH
 jessicaengle: Game respect game.
 Diabore: credit is something
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hey!
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  Sarah_Serinde: It looked like the second compilation just stole the clip from the first compilation, because it had the usernames edited onto it still
 Thefluffiestguineapig: At least they credited you
 Marvoleath: gLLRp!
 KaleidoscopeMind: so it was also one of the good clips
 RandomTrivia: Beej, please never call it that again
 Travilogue: Skibbers
 jessicaengle: Gen Skib
GenericHerooo subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 39 months!
 GenericHerooo: Three years, three months =B   
 GhostValv: Oh no
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 ArdCollider: the Generation Skibidi HBO series was wild.
  Foxmar320: No one ever steals clips from my streams. 
 accountmadeforants: It's the name they've earned for themselves, whether they claim it is up to them
 Dog_of_Myth: WOW
ButButTheJesus: Alex has the right of it
 SnackPak_: lets go gamers
 LPS_97: we bring the glurp
 Diabore: the advanciest
 flatluigi: game audio might be gone
 betweenmyself: other stuff! 
 TehAmelie: everyone is generation A now, according to Douglas Coupland
 Its_VeeBot: Professional Glurpists
Garfman314: advanced?! oh no....
 bytecaster: advanced glurp?!?
 CodeIndigo: professional glurp drinkers
 OldUncleDan: Will it Glurp?
 jessicaengle: @Foxmar320 We see you and we love you 
Malkmaven1176: Glurp!
 TheAinMAP: Other stuff? As in stuff not seen before on this channel?
 flatluigi: there's the game audio
ghyllnox: It's Nelly's first time but I'm sure he'll catch on quick
 Dog_of_Myth: E G G
 jessicaengle: @Foxmar320 Your emotes are S tier
 TehAmelie: my cousin did an egg and spoon race only yesterday 
 Redbassist: I see you've played eggy spoony before
epsilon_vee: tfw you don't have a clean spoon and you have to use the wheelbarrow
 Its_VeeBot: bwooooOoOOoOO
  Foxmar320: @jessicaengle 
  Sarah_Serinde: Oh okay, I'll just go then
 Diabore: oh its so smooth
DaxStrife: Do you have to choose between Gamer Cred or Gamer Cash?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: e g g
 jessicaengle: 0 to Glurp in 5 seconds
 TheAinMAP: 
 baltimore_667083: egg
ButButTheJesus: EG
 RandomTrivia: E G G
 Blip2004: 60fps glurp is taking a bit to adjust to
 Dog_of_Myth: New Personal Best
mavenu_nim: howdy ya’ll chat. EGG
 PharaohBender27: 
 betweenmyself: GLUTP performance is one of the seven data points that is actually added to your PERMANENT RECORD 
 Earthenone: look at that tama  go!
 KaleidoscopeMind: nelly and his son
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I've known a lot of people who are dads who do not prove the idea of "they know what they are doing with an egg"
 betweenmyself: *GLURP performance
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: The Glurp is very high framerate now
 Its_VeeBot: No, Richter is Ian's character
 bytecaster: Do the can can
 TehAmelie: ha cha cha
ButButTheJesus: tiny kicks!
 RandomTrivia: Give it the leggy to move the eggy
 xantos69: 50 Bits
 jessicaengle: boop
 CodeIndigo: do a little dance, drink a little glurp, drink glurp tonight
 vinewood_og: Get your Glurp to Mars!
 stippledotter: Is this switch 2 glurp or new lrr tech glurp?
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 jessicaengle: boop boop dat egg
 Marvoleath: we call he Lil' Kicks
  Dastar512: that guy glurps!
Despoiler98:    
 YareNiDaze: Nelson doing really well for his first time. 
  Sarah_Serinde: @stippledotter neither?
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Graham had like 3 seconds left
 accountmadeforants: I appreciate Glurp's somehow irreplicable technology to remember *enough* player customizations without even asking for confirmation. (No, other party games, more than 4 or 8 profiles *should* exist.)
 Diabore: its so smooth
  Sarah_Serinde: Ah okay, slightly new tech I guess
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: It almost looks sped up
 SnackPak_: twice as much glurp
 jessicaengle: Exquisite Glurp
 MacbethSeemsSus: Enhance the glurp
 accountmadeforants: Finally Glurp in glorious 60 FPS
 TheAinMAP: 
 RandomTrivia: There's the razzle AND the dazzle!
 KaleidoscopeMind: just ZOOMING
 DigitalSeahorse: I can see most of the frames at lesat
  SmithKurosaki: Evenin chat
 DiscordianTokkan: the ol razzle dazzle
 jessicaengle: doot doot doot doot
 stippledotter: @sarah_serinde ah! Secret third option!
 DigitalSeahorse: least*
 Dog_of_Myth: Well, it is Pride month
  Sarah_Serinde: 
Despoiler98: OOOOOO THATS THE TECH
DragaFireHawk: How is Matt so good at this?
 RandomTrivia: 
Despoiler98:    
Mindfire13: Since its Pride Month, shouldn't you be trying to crack the eggs
 Oscelot: Happy pride! Break! That! Egg! XD
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 Drasvin: @Mindfire13 No. You should let the eggs crack themselves
 Oscelot: Also hi chat o/ Just got home
 TehAmelie: everyone's doing the can can maneuver, huh
SmithKurosaki subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 62 months!
  SmithKurosaki: GLLLLUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPP!
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 KaleidoscopeMind: it involves stabbing
 jessicaengle: 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
ButButTheJesus: Clappi
Despoiler98:    
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/RudeFancyBananaPlanking-Q6_gQPbh__IlAoUj
 RandomTrivia: Ouch
 CaptainSpam: Backspace?
Niahlah: drink more GLURRRRP
 Its_VeeBot: Y to backspace
 Marvoleath: Bakcspace first
 Heckhoundbolt: backspace
 KaleidoscopeMind: gotta backspace the name
 RandomTrivia: 
 Earthenone: just call it a mic 5 refence and move on 
 Heckhoundbolt: b
 fastlane250: The controls are sponsored
Niahlah: I imagine it like barney from the simpsons is saying it..
 DigitalSeahorse: eep
 bytecaster: this is tense
SymphonySolstice subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 52 months!
 SymphonySolstice: Glurp freely, glurp often.
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 Marvoleath: Customize -> Change name -> Backspace to clear the name field
 jessicaengle: 
 flatluigi: change name, then backspace
 RandomTrivia: 
 Heckhoundbolt: backspace
Aenir798: it says Y is Backspace
 bytecaster: Y!
 CaptainSpam: Backspace the name out?
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Y
 tdapenguin: The true glurp was the character creation,  all along
 RandomTrivia: Ohhhh it filters them
 ContingentCat: !y
  LRRbot: HONK!
 RandomTrivia: Good job, Paul
 jessicaengle: !paullove
  LRRbot: It's not Paul's fault, no matter what the streamer says.
 AugmentingPath: Real auspicious start to the run
HorusFive subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 79 months!
 HorusFive: Oh look.  Some delicious GGLLUURRPP
 Earthenone: its the batsu/maru issue
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 accountmadeforants: This, too, is a glurp minigame
 Thefluffiestguineapig: As a very short person I am perpetually at risk of being elbow slammed
 Redbassist:   
 RandomTrivia: Alex is flairing!
ButButTheJesus: that was my thought Beej
 DigitalSeahorse: oh no
 TehAmelie: impressive energy
 Its_VeeBot: It was *a* strategy
DragaFireHawk:  omg
 jessicaengle: 
aitsu100: glurp glurp glurp
 A_Dub888: Hi friends, how GLUUUUUUUUUUP?
Astramentha: 
 RandomTrivia: 
 SymphonySolstice: task failed successfully
 Dog_of_Myth: Ooof
 DigitalSeahorse: 0!
 ContingentCat: that's a different strategy
 Thefluffiestguineapig: o7
 SquareDotCube: honestly the Gamecube had the right idea with button layout - make each button differently shaped
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/LuckyNurturingAsteriskOSfrog-pNw8542vAMZjNyxq
 RandomTrivia: Beej is too accustomed to the Switch 2 controller 
 TehAmelie: Hulk smash!
 Its_VeeBot: Quote Graham: "Why is this raccoon so buff?"
 KeytarCat: I always refer to buttons as "[direction] face button"
 Its_VeeBot: 60GPS
 SymphonySolstice: it's so smooth
 accountmadeforants: Surely Drink More Glurp has a Switch 2 upgrade available in which we drink yet more Glurp?
 Earthenone: to be fair, ian was carting all this weekend
 TehAmelie: success!
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 eid010n: Same Glurp™ taste, but smoother
 jessicaengle: gg
 ContingentCat: glurp is more important
 Its_VeeBot: 60 Glurps Per Second
 tdapenguin: 
 flatluigi: apparently the games do run better on switch 2, even without a patch
Nauss_Valantis: added bloom
 RandomTrivia: Only if it adds new voice lines that revolutionize our understanding of the lore 
 DigitalSeahorse: if
 KaleidoscopeMind: we gotta see the pores
 hedonistic_mushroom: Would been funny if you had Ian immediately followup LRRMans with a 24 hour Mario Kart stream
 WriterRaven: A switch that does everything? Well, I hope they have a name. ;D
 wedge_x: rtx
 TehAmelie: Disney style "live action" remake
 eid010n: Glurp where you can see the pores
 public_key_reveal_party: Next gen glurp
 YareNiDaze: Live Action Glurp
 stippledotter: Open World Glurp
 Earthenone: maybe they could do the mario party jamboree thing and put your faces on the glurp
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Its_VeeBot: RTGlurp On
ButButTheJesus: when Glurp gets Too Real
 accountmadeforants: Glurp for Switch 2 has ray-tracing. But there are no light sources so there are no rays to trace 
 undecided44: GLURP with dynamic lighting and ray tracing on the pocket sun sponsor levels
 RandomTrivia: 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 CodeIndigo: @RandomTrivia Real talk, is that a valid selling point for a Switch 2 if I'm enjoying ToTK right now without it?
 TheAinMAP: 
 jessicaengle: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
Garfman314: each armhair lovingly rendered in high definition
  SmithKurosaki: 
 hedonistic_mushroom: Wooo
DragaFireHawk: Some things aren't meant to be photo-realistic and that's okay
 RandomTrivia: @CodeIndigo No idea, I haven't seen any of the new stuff, only discourse regarding its existence
 HadesLeprechaun: Nidhogg original > Nidhogg remake (shudder)
 RandomTrivia: @RandomTrivia I'll probably pick it up eventually but sure won't right now
  Sarah_Serinde: Smart
 RandomTrivia: That's really well thought out
 fastlane250: hot seat multiplayer
 Its_VeeBot: Sometimes you need to drink more glurp
tehfewl subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 56 months!
 tehfewl: Gulp the Glurp
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ChaoticObserver: Norm
 BigDaddyBland87: why would you wanna do other things besides glurp?
 jvetting83: RIP Norm
 jessicaengle: So buff
 RandomTrivia: Woah 
 AugmentingPath: the directional arrows look like a :3
ButButTheJesus: I'll try spinning, that's a neat trick
 Earthenone: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: [muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
 Its_VeeBot: Wasn't this game published by Yogscast?
 KaleidoscopeMind: surprisingly accurate lrrbot
 RandomTrivia: "I'm an orb, and I'm digging this box" 
 jessicaengle: !findquote box
  LRRbot: Quote #7554: "Look, sometimes you just turn into a cardboard box. That's just life." —Paul [2021-04-02]
 RandomTrivia: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Nigouki: oh god, tuning into buttery smooth 60p Glurp. This is too many frames for Glurp
ekplayscards: I have no idea what's going on but this is a vibe
 TehAmelie: you can sort of muscle through, at least with these huge muscles
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 accountmadeforants: 
ekplayscards: It's giving QWOP
 flatluigi: @ekplayscards good news: the players also barely know
  Juliamon: It's very QWOP
  Sarah_Serinde: Yup
 flatluigi: essentially the pitch is 'what if aliens got a transmission of earth sports competitions and concluded the most important part was the advertisements'
 Darleysam: speaking of weird little switches..
 Oscelot: @ekplayscards it definitely does when played too
 RandomTrivia: Oh, huh, that I didn't know
 accountmadeforants: It's also on PC and frequently imposibly cheap
 ladylinzington: LRR is the only reason I know about Glurp
 RandomTrivia: That makes the diggy diggy box joke even more relevant 
Too_Many_Knives subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 76 months!
 hedonistic_mushroom: I want drink more glurp with commentary from Qwerpline
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hyalopterous: It's very silly
 Earthenone: the4 ailens were correct
 accountmadeforants: (I bought it for... like... 70 cents)
  Foxmar320: We tried streaming it on my channel only to find out it has no online co-op
 northos: is that *not* the most important part? 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
  Foxmar320: Online multiplayer I mean
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 Its_VeeBot: So they watched the Super Bowl then
ekplayscards: Rocket hands you say
the_phantom_game_player: I've been hosting a meetup group and I've been thinking about getting Glurp for it because I've seen you guys play it
 ContingentCat: I'd watch that
 RandomTrivia: Or the ones where grenades fall from the sky
 YareNiDaze: @ekplayscards To shreds you say
 A_Dub888: you'd need to expand the discus and javelin fields...
 SquareDotCube: commisar's in town
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 Orxolon: i want an olypmics were athletes are free to drug themselves or do whatever they can (without sabotaging other players),let´s go all ot!
ArcLightningCanuck: I think there are tiny vestigial legs dangling underneath.
 DigitalSeahorse: instead of steroids it's medically enhanced GLURP 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The avatar isn't acknowledging them
 Oscelot: o7 Paul
 Earthenone: because its pass and play it should work with the steam remote play whatever thing
DragaFireHawk: Those boxes clearly looked at Beej weirdly
 RandomTrivia: @LoadingReadyRun Sounds very clean and clear so far
 Nigouki: ~Turn around~ every now and then I feel like smashing boxes with my back
 jessicaengle: Der Kommissar must be in town
Garfman314: got there!
 e_bloc: rocket hands, burning out the glrup up here alone
 Oscelot: @Earthenone it does, but it's a bit janky
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  SmithKurosaki: I mean, it's Nelly's first time
 Earthenone: @Oscelot as oposed to the percision platforming it is right now
 Earthenone: ?:P
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @SmithKurosaki What is this? Some kind of Jackbox?
KiaStirling subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 58 months!
 KiaStirling: Glurp!!!
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 Oscelot: @Earthenone less a problem of lag, more a problem of getting disconnected enough that it was almost unplayable at times 
  Juliamon: It's definitely easier than bunny arms
Garfman314: pierce the membrane!
 DiscordianTokkan: Reach out, Touch Glurp
 Earthenone: ohh, darn thats too bad
 Drasvin: Glurp cube
hyalopterous: Touch th egelatin, do it now
 PharaohBender27: 
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 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I thought Beej was going to go "Thinking of key parties"
 ContingentCat: why
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It's tasty
 Its_VeeBot: Beej's secret catchphrase is "It's a Japanese xyz"
 Oscelot: I think it's got to do with the plant name
 DarkMorford: Hi everyone!
 accountmadeforants: @the_phantom_game_player It's regularly on sale for less than a dollar for PC, so even if you're not sure I'd get it at that price. (That's what I did and it worked out great.)
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Its_VeeBot That's also Ian's not secret catchphrase
 RandomTrivia: Hey there DarkMorford!
 Earthenone: idk, little ceaser refers to it as pizza pizza
 HadesLeprechaun: I've heard 'boom boom' relating to children pooping their pants before
 OldUncleDan: "I made an angry boom boom."
 Earthenone: not a CBE child butt emergancy?
 RandomTrivia: oh no
 Its_VeeBot: I call it 3D Printing Failure
 Cptasparagus: Cat Butt Emergency is a great band name
 Oscelot: I'm stealing CBE
 bytecaster: Graceful
ChaoticObserver: Wow Alex
  Foxmar320: Oh we had a CBE recently. Clean up was not fun.
ButButTheJesus: noice
 Crad0k: perils of a long hair cat
  Sarah_Serinde: My friends have a long-haired cat and yeah even when they don't eat something bad, it can still be a whole thing
 atinyspacemarine: discussing this right in front of my salad
 TheAinMAP: 
 TehAmelie: humming some sort of Chariots of Fire seems to help
 DiscordianTokkan: Very clean, unlike Baxter's butt
 RandomTrivia: Maine Coon floof is a terrible basis for a CBE
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Diarrhea
ButButTheJesus: Blowout soon, kitty
 Oscelot: "tainted fur" rofl
 Nigouki: The Klingons
ButButTheJesus: MEOWWWWWWW
 Dog_of_Myth: Tainted Fur. 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: As a veterinary professional I am also the person often responsible for dealing with this
 NewtyNewts: Boom boom tainted fuuuur
 RandomTrivia: NewtyNewts 
 DigitalSeahorse: goooooo Nelly
 accountmadeforants: Tainted Fur will be Miyazaki's next Soulslike swamp.
 RandomTrivia: 
 ContingentCat: 
 Its_VeeBot: Father I must climb the stairs
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Dog_of_Myth Sometimes I feel like I've got to (barf barf) RUN AWAY
 SnackPak_: dannng
Astramentha: woooow
 eid010n: I have had to chase a confused cat that had evidently swallowed some string
 PharaohBender27: 
 bubba0077: from the top rope
 RandomTrivia: Heather with the direct murder
ekplayscards: crossing the streams? more like crossing nelly
 Dog_of_Myth: 
  Sarah_Serinde: savage 
 jessicaengle: awww
 KaleidoscopeMind: !clip
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 DigitalSeahorse: 
SaxPython: 
 jessicaengle: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
kusinohki: meanwhile robin the frog sings "halfway up the stairs"
 YareNiDaze: @Cptasparagus The name of my Men at Work cover band.
 OldUncleDan: I don't remember, has Jacob ever played Glurp?  Cause given his reactions during "Gang Beasts..."
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Where's the salt pouring out of the mouth meme
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm crying now
 bytecaster: sandblast
 betweenmyself: don’t worry, we can fix the Nelly murder in the edit! 
 NewtyNewts: It's the clubbers' fault
 Marvoleath: Can't believe Heather bullies Nelly on his first time playing this game
 Its_VeeBot: Boyz 2 Men
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @bytecaster Do not sandblast your cat to clean it's butt, your vet will not forgive you
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/FlirtyDullGaurVoteNay-UfT2636bhU9wO5b3
 DigitalSeahorse: were they also lost?
crashco17: Is this the sequel to eat less ftipr
 DigitalSeahorse: The Lost Boys
Garfman314: one whole rotation!
Lysander_salamander: hello everyone!
 TehAmelie: the theory for playing this perfectly is so simple, yet the execution
ButButTheJesus: he yomp
Garfman314: i believe it's chest
 BigDaddyBland87: oh yea I saw that today
 KaleidoscopeMind: it is chest
 jessicaengle: 
 Earthenone: lightning mcqueen got it with a tounge
  Juliamon: Neat strat
 YareNiDaze: @Earthenone I see you've heard of our lord and saviour Lightning McQueen.
 atinyspacemarine: Need to find an example of thoseimages
crashco17: Skillz dat killed
 EikoandMog: GLUUUUUUUUURP
 CaptainSpam: Well-glurped, Alex!
Garfman314: nearly 2!
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 NewtyNewts: Stratted!
  Juliamon: Unconventional, but effective!
 GasCityGaming: https://www.irishpost.com/sport/american-hurdler-leaps-finish-line-win-400m-race-166734
 Earthenone: photofinish, brought to you by sprint
 atinyspacemarine: duckduckgo, naturally
crashco17: Now do it with 6 player at once 
 PharaohBender27: Whoever bet on Beej with 1 DoLRR, I low-key hope you win and REAP 
 TehAmelie: what we need is a smooth verb form of duckduckgo
kolintoney subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 138 months!
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 KaleidoscopeMind: and on the opposite side of where the camera is, they have a thin image changing at just the right frame rate so when they composite, they get an advert for the main sponsor
 atinyspacemarine: https://media.nbcnewyork.com/2024/08/ATHM100M-FNL-000100-_OSV_1_0_H-1.jpg
 KaleidoscopeMind: (sometimes)
 Goombill: https://speedendurance.com/2016/09/18/understanding-how-a-photo-finish-camera-works/
 TehAmelie: i only glurp socially
 Earthenone: about 5 minutes ago?
 atinyspacemarine: Some of them look so normal
 DigitalSeahorse: maybe a few months ago
 jessicaengle: Only Gerp with friends
 James_LRR: January.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Last time you had the gravity and that was BAD
 jessicaengle: 
 PharaohBender27: That sounds right, 
 HorusFive: Nelson- of course- could not have gotten better.  This being his first time playing
 SnackPak_: @PharaohBender27 I'm just glad someone noticed my goof 
 Marvoleath: January was couple months ago
 DigitalSeahorse: nice
 GhostValv: We take those
 Marvoleath: oh wait
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 NewtyNewts: Wasn't prediction for round 5
 RandomTrivia: Rocket hands let's gooooooo
 RandomTrivia: *DONK*
crashco17: KekL
 EikoandMog: BONK
 SnackPak_: oof
  Sarah_Serinde: gabylul
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Its_VeeBot: *boink*
 WriterRaven: blink
 EikoandMog: 
 eid010n: in the teeth
  MrPhlip: @NewtyNewts wait... oops
  Sarah_Serinde: a very good bonk
 DigitalSeahorse:    I just remembered I have cat emotes this month!
 KaleidoscopeMind: this isn't so much a "jump"
 TehAmelie: the trouble with winning is then you get to try the new sports first
 RandomTrivia: Glurp does have the most delightful sound design
 Oscelot: *dang* nice
SaxPython: Plonk
crashco17: Full speed it
crashco17: Best angle
 DigitalSeahorse:  and squirrel 
 NewtyNewts: @MrPhlip whoops
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 EikoandMog: 
 PharaohBender27: 
 DarkMorford: BOINK
 James_the_Dabbler: Got that thrussy
 baltimore_667083: 
crashco17: MxC
ButButTheJesus: HEEHEE
 jessicaengle: 
 HorusFive: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ScrumptiousAgitatedNikudonKappaRoss-SvcCxapbNPQ-hat7
 Its_VeeBot: Realistic Glurp Murder
 WriterRaven: @crashco17 What -is- today's safety sand, Kenny?
 RandomTrivia: Relatable, tbh
 jessicaengle: I hate it when I forget which leg is which.
crashco17: @writerraven the secret ingredient is people
 EikoandMog: 20!=0
 RandomTrivia: Awwww, OOF
 KaleidoscopeMind: RUDE
  Sarah_Serinde:  
 James_the_Dabbler: XD
crashco17: Get 45 degrees angled
ButButTheJesus: NELLY YES
 ContingentCat: lrrOWW
 Oscelot: off to lurk. Have a good night everybuggy o/
 TheAinMAP: 
 NewtyNewts: @WriterRaven It's depleted cat litter from local veterinary offices, Vic!
 Earthenone: yeah hands are easy, you can do the pledge of alligance to figure out which is which, but you cant put your leg on your heart
 RandomTrivia: Take care Oscelot!
 HorusFive: One button controls the right arm, and the other one always lies
crashco17: Crappy bird
ButButTheJesus: @Oscelot o/
 Its_VeeBot: A glorious day for aviation
 TehAmelie: this whole game is like the time i tried out a revolutionary high powered boule technique and threw the steel ball backwards onto the roof
 KaleidoscopeMind: oh wait you can't grab if you have magnets
crashco17: Amazon delivery cosplay
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 jessicaengle: Wheeeeee
 RandomTrivia: "wheee"
 jessicaengle: haha!
 Dog_of_Myth: Dang
 bubba0077: new record
 BigDaddyBland87: Record!!!
 Strebenherz: Op strats
ButButTheJesus: great googly moogly
 vinewood_og: Death Stranding 2 isn't what I expected...
 jessicaengle: 3!
Garfman314: huge if big
 KaleidoscopeMind: the median is usually 0
 jessicaengle: It's a magic number
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 WriterRaven: @ButButTheJesus it's all gone to bus kupo?
 Its_VeeBot: More like FedEx
 DigitalSeahorse:  yup
 jessicaengle: @Its_VeeBot They're both awful
 kolintoney: live footage from within FedEx
crashco17: Porch pirating
 Driosenth: still better than DHL
 Heckhoundbolt: I would hope the "orbital Delivery Experts" would be good for delivery
  Juliamon: And then hand you a "Sorry we missed you" postit
 jessicaengle: @DigitalSeahorse  excellent meowmeow
 ContingentCat: you don't want to know how packages get treated in the warehouse
 DarkMorford: I'm surprised you get anything delivered on the moon, tbh
crashco17: Controller? I don't even know er
 DigitalSeahorse: I've had one UPS guy go to the wrong door and try to tell me I was wrong when I corrected him
 Aquarionics: Fast, Safe, Cheap, Pick any one or zero.
Lysander_salamander: darn
crashco17: Gooseeggg
 EikoandMog: ROBBED
 SymphonySolstice: UPS is good here, FedEx won't even stop at my house with the package they'll just leave a "we missed you" placard
ButButTheJesus: @WriterRaven yarp
 James_the_Dabbler: Dang
 jessicaengle: 
 NewtyNewts: yoinked 'em right out
 HbombAndFriends: I had a bad encounter with OnTrac last week. More like OffTrac, amirite?
 ProcyonFlynn: I knew folks that work in the LAX connected UPS distro-hub.  They would have a game of "rolling packages down the belt" and loser had to buy drinks.
 DigitalSeahorse: he went past the note on the door but I was waiting and heard him pass it
 bubba0077: but I was here all day!
 DarkMorford: My DHL guy just leaves packages at my door, doesn't even knock, even if it's something he's supposed to get a signature for.
crashco17: Assword
 EikoandMog: Yeah, I get a passcode on Doordash sometimes.
 kolintoney: the password was "leave it by the back door"
 DigitalSeahorse: huh
 Earthenone: sounds like a scam prevention thing
 accountmadeforants: Huh
 Onisquirrel: amazon has started training spycraft huh
 DigitalSeahorse: common
 spurius: they use that for high value items
 EikoandMog: @Earthenone Or like, theft.
 Mai_Andra: ♫ London Drugs ♪
TheTekkieman: Yeah, had that with a GrubHub order.
 e_bloc: my apartment building has an amazon locker.  honestly probably the best thing amazon has ever done
 AugmentingPath: Did you get a great deal, and a great deal more?
 RandomTrivia: Awww rude
 Aquarionics: Our Evri and DPD drivers will wait around to affection the dog, which seems to increase the reliability.
 PharaohBender27: 
 jessicaengle: 
  Sarah_Serinde: so rude 
crashco17: Didn't engage the magnets
Astramentha: 
 DigitalSeahorse: nuuuuuu
 GasCityGaming: yeah, they have to have those out there unfortunately
 Marvoleath: Is the password to ensure that you are the right receiver, or that the driver does not steal your package? 
 DigitalSeahorse: robbed!
 TehAmelie: the packages be like "i think i'll try defying gravity"
ButButTheJesus: lul
crashco17: This the type of game some dude can easily get them all in
Lysander_salamander: yay
ButButTheJesus: ayyy
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 DigitalSeahorse:     catch these hands
 singinnonsense: it was 2 ... at some point
epsilon_vee: nobody was home so we left your package in orbit of the planet
 RandomTrivia: Oh the spinny
 GasCityGaming: the password is purple monkey dishwasher
 Aquarionics: Ah, the easyjet approach to delivery
 bubba0077: it's not an active hinderance
 EikoandMog: That was actually real good.
crashco17: Top 1 performance
 jessicaengle: Well done
 Its_VeeBot: 
 KaleidoscopeMind: only got 2 concussions
theamc2000: is glurp a good thing to drink? or is it a semi solid
 Driosenth: W+P really helping Alex out on GLURP
 NewtyNewts: @GasCityGaming Correct horse battery staple
 Its_VeeBot: It's Glurp's 30th Anniversary!
 DarkMorford: The password is hunter2
 DigitalSeahorse: the person that delivered my instacart groceries didn't ring the doorbell or call me and unfortunately I had dozed off so missed it by 2 hours
 ContingentCat: yeaaah
 TehAmelie: i bet you can shove a couple of hurdles in front of you with engine power
 EikoandMog: I think I had probably one?
ButButTheJesus: beej?
 ContingentCat: In Alberta sure
 BigDaddyBland87: ssssuuuuuurrrrree
crashco17: 17.17 or less is average
 AugmentingPath: That's what the Medicine Hat is for
 Aquarionics: @darkMorford: The password is a row of stars?
ChargingFurret: did you drink your glurp today?
DoomBringerIL: anybody in chat knows the lore about G not going to vegas? hasn't skipped that since CO-VID
 GasCityGaming: I used to catch a soccer ball to the face on the regular
Syntheticuh: reggie ray!!!
 DigitalSeahorse: I did get credit anyhow though
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ButButTheJesus: "Coach say its ok to bleed from the ears"
 Athelgar: they had the cuncussion counter on the football scoreoard
Syntheticuh: they had "reggie ray concussions left" on the scoreboard
 singinnonsense: 2 more and I get one free !
 Cptasparagus: Ben determined that everyone gets to get hit on the head 3 times and then they die
 bubba0077: I think that is from the 222–0 video
 DigitalSeahorse: yikes
Astramentha: D: oh no. so much brain dmg
 Heckhoundbolt: 0-222 pretty good is where the line is from I think
 ContingentCat: technically true
 Shurtal: yeah, the 222-0 video
 Marvoleath: so, an automatic mobile?
 DigitalSeahorse: "It's only my brain!" 
 TehAmelie: that movies was so robbed by the ruin of "Movie" movies
 ContingentCat: PPE is important
 PharaohBender27: @DoomBringerIL My low-key understanding is that the only reason *any* of LRR are going to Vegas - which is in the U.S. - is because of contractual obligations
 TehAmelie: Not Another Teen Movie
 EikoandMog: The orange would be the tell, honestly.
crashco17: Hitting the opponent in the head at full speed is what matters
 Athelgar: so much of the Raunch comedy of the 90s/00s had a bunch of cool set and site gags, lost in the sea of inappropriate trash lol
 RandomTrivia: Let's go Heather! 
Syntheticuh: there was a period of time where parody/spoof movies were really good and then it all went downhill for like 15 yers because of epic movie and its ilk
  Sarah_Serinde: 
ButButTheJesus: @TehAmelie thank you, was trying to think of it
 DigitalSeahorse: they're probably waiting for spinal fluid to gush out your nose before they send you to the hopsital
Syntheticuh: yeah the cast for not another teen movie was insane
crashco17: @syntheticuh hot take some movies you think are serious are actually well hidden parodies
  Sarah_Serinde: December
ChaoticObserver: November
ChaoticObserver: Oh yeah December
Lysander_salamander: muppet would be awesome
 Shurtal: GOD i can't wait for that Muppet Punchout Game
ChaoticObserver: December 12th
 DigitalSeahorse: go go go
 jessicaengle: Late December back in '63
Syntheticuh: @crashco17 oh i dont think thats a hot take im sure theres plenty!
ChaoticObserver: Felt That Boxing
 Diabore: felt that
  Juliamon: It looked SO good
 Heckhoundbolt: It looks great
 CodeIndigo: speaking of punchout, did Rose & Camellia HD release yet?
 SquareDotCube: When will we get Rocky but muppets? Or Enter the Dragon? Or Murder on the Orient Express?
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 Simonark: Time keeps passing, help!
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 Aquarionics: The new Police Squad trailer looks interesting. But both it and Spaceballs 2 are on a razor's edge of being utterly, utterly shit.
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 bytecaster: Alex, is well trained from W+P
 RandomTrivia: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 TheAinMAP: 
 CaptainSpam: 
 DiscordianTokkan: 
 SymphonySolstice: 
 Drasvin: 
 jessicaengle:   
 ContingentCat: 
 WriterRaven: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig:   
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 Its_VeeBot: Alex is being bullied
 RandomTrivia:  SOLVED 
Lysander_salamander: nice
 jessicaengle:   
Garfman314: that is an Interesting strat
 DigitalSeahorse:   
crashco17: Stay on the moving platform 
 ContingentCat: 
 jessicaengle: 
 TehAmelie: holding all four balls down is the dream, like pinning someone in wrestling
 Earthenone: Firmly Grasp it
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 RandomTrivia: 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 DigitalSeahorse:    happy Pride!
 WriterRaven: It's an older meme, ser, but it checks out.
 Its_VeeBot: "I've got Steel Balls" -Dick Kickem
 Heckhoundbolt: happy pride
 NewtyNewts: Luke Dinkum
 MacbethSeemsSus: I don't know why but "ball pit" is fine. "Balls pit" is upsetting
 omdorastrix: Zorbs?
crashco17: The thing you are isn't you though it also has different physics than sugondeese region
 accountmadeforants: Ball Pit, but treated like it's the Sarlacc Pit
 ContingentCat: living the dream, three balls
  MrPhlip: !addquote (Nelson) [now] Trying to hold onto the forbidden third ball.
  LRRbot: New quote #9334: "Trying to hold onto the forbidden third ball." —Nelson [2025-06-16]
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 TheAinMAP: 
 Darleysam: 
crashco17: Use the platform noobs 
 KaleidoscopeMind: adam looks like this?
 Its_VeeBot: This is what an Adam looks like
 Earthenone: i thought he looked more like james than this
 bytecaster: Every atom contains a tiny comedy troupe!
 omdorastrix: That's the quantum tunnel
 JosephDeath: Just joined, does this look smoother than usual or is it just me?
 DigitalSeahorse: woo
 Its_VeeBot: Adam's Atoms sounds like a Glurp sponsor
 Earthenone: this is a 60 pfs glurp
 Shurtal: We gotta know: Pro-Ton or Anti-Ton?
 GasCityGaming: WErner Herzog commentary DLC when?
  Sarah_Serinde: @JosephDeath It's not just you, they're broadcasting a higher framerate in this studio
 DigitalSeahorse:    
 ContingentCat: niiice
 stippledotter: I absolutely choked at "protons, neurons, and morons"
 AugmentingPath: Beej the ball master!
 Its_VeeBot: Balls
 jessicaengle:   
 Its_VeeBot: Ed Balls
 NewtyNewts: Get on the ball!
crashco17: Only 2 more events this is getting tight
 OldUncleDan: As opposed to Checkov's Phaser.
crashco17: There's luck depends on what ball changes
crashco17: And general bouncing
 jessicaengle: @OldUncleDan Or Checkov's bucket
 Earthenone: nah, game of skill, no luck involved may the best wizard win
 NewtyNewts: Bomb bowls!
 KaleidoscopeMind: oh no
 RandomTrivia: Oh nooo
 DigitalSeahorse: wait, you WANT the green?
 TheAinMAP: 
crashco17: 69
 CaptainSpam: Nice!
Garfman314: holy crap!
 Its_VeeBot:    
 DiscordianTokkan: 
 Drasvin: Ettiquete training
 BigDaddyBland87: wow
 TheAinMAP: 
 jessicaengle: 
MWGNZ:   
Garfman314: good on!
 RandomTrivia: Welp
 Marvoleath: nice score
ButButTheJesus: YES
 RandomTrivia: *boop*
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 accountmadeforants: I wonder if they use the same seed for each player, that'd be somewhat fair (if almost completely irrelevant at the rate it randomizes things  )
 TheAinMAP: 
 DigitalSeahorse: aww
 DigitalSeahorse: 
  Sarah_Serinde: if you step too heavily, you blow up
 Heckhoundbolt: yup
 RandomTrivia: INTO SPACE
DragaFireHawk: To the moon!
 Its_VeeBot: G in Spaaaaace!
 jessicaengle: o7
ButButTheJesus: EXCELSIOR
 TehAmelie: i'm freeeee
 bubba0077: I have to return to my home planet now
phoenixfeather14: his people needed him
 RandomTrivia: Oh my
 CaptainSpam: DISTANCE!
crashco17: Slama
 RandomTrivia: Holy shit
  Sarah_Serinde: 
ButButTheJesus: YES
theamc2000: good sport
 KaleidoscopeMind: YEET
 7gorobei: WR
Lysander_salamander: nice
 WriterRaven: Y E E T
Garfman314: he's going for speed
 BigDaddyBland87: amazing
 PharaohBender27: 
 northos: okay, now do it again 
ButButTheJesus: BEEJ WINS
 Drasvin: 
 DigitalSeahorse: hit the arrow and went UP! just like in MineCraft against Alex!
 Its_VeeBot: Sadly this is a Kobe competition, not a Yeet competition.
 DigitalSeahorse: woah
 jessicaengle: We did baloney darts
 DigitalSeahorse: nurf darts?
Garfman314: honestly, human cornhole seems at least as dangerous as lawn darts
 NewtyNewts: Dave's!
 baltimore_667083: Peter Drury would LOVE this one
 ContingentCat: as gravity does
 flatluigi: the discount is half-off!
crashco17: Rocket league
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/TacitFriendlySalsifyVoteNay-pw8PYzV22lNYBVCk
 TheAinMAP: 
 A_Dub888: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SmilingWittyFoxSSSsss-7Ghhg4zBMg-D0pYH
ButButTheJesus: REAGAN SMASH!
 Its_VeeBot: Goooooooal!
 Its_VeeBot: 
crashco17: Messssiiii
 AugmentingPath: Why don't they try applying gravity
 jessicaengle: 
 GasCityGaming: I would almost NEVER discount my gravity tbf
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 TehAmelie: it seems the ball only has to touch the edge of the goal. is that new?
ButButTheJesus: gotta saweeeum
 Marvoleath: @GasCityGaming dont know, man, times do get hard, you gotta make cuts on something
UtilityPunk: This is how flying in my dreams feels 
 A_Dub888: skill issue
 MacbethSeemsSus: Not sure how I feel about these new penality kick rules
 HbombAndFriends: Dave’s House of Discount Gravity & Biscuit Gravy
 RandomTrivia: Awwwwwwwww
 KaleidoscopeMind: NOO
DragaFireHawk: ROBBED
 baltimore_667083: ROBBED
 Its_VeeBot: 
 jessicaengle: Yes!
 underhill33: 
crashco17: dude not fair
 bytecaster: 0.06
 Heckhoundbolt: 6 mm
 A_Dub888: booooo
 RandomTrivia: ROBBED
ButButTheJesus: AWWW
 DiscordianTokkan: roooobbed
 ContingentCat: RUDE
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 TehAmelie: 6 cm away
 Mazrae: Robbed
 WriterRaven: STOLEN.
 TheAinMAP: 
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 NewtyNewts: Just .06...
 HorusFive: ROBBERY!
 Marvoleath: robbed
 DigitalSeahorse:    
 Nigouki: Clocked ticked over midnight on June 31st
 jessicaengle: 
kusinohki: no one is appreciating the gravity of the situation here...
 ContingentCat: happy pride
 TehAmelie: well, it is a game of inches
 Its_VeeBot: That's what she said?
 RandomTrivia: 
 A_Dub888: 
 Diabore: can you not just... yeet the ball?
ButButTheJesus: men only want one thing
 TheAinMAP: 
 jessicaengle: 
 bytecaster: How is glurp always so good
 ContingentCat: you can try
 bubba0077: get above the boxes then yeet it while gravity is off
 BraveOthello: Dear Twitch: TELL ME ABOUT THE GLURP NEXT TIMe
  Juliamon: If you have the skill to yeet it, go for it
 jessicaengle: Graham is so good at this game
Garfman314: i'm concerned if the kerbals and the glurps got together
 TehAmelie: one fun thing i noticed is there's no way to locate the ball if it goes off screen
 accountmadeforants: And you'll find that the ball is in the habitable zone of the Graham
 Diabore: hearing a lot of safety talk and no go for it talk
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Getting your character to do something accurately is a challenge
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Gravity is where all the trouble started for us
 DigitalSeahorse: grabby
 bytecaster: I often have exploding feet in my dreams
 atinyspacemarine: If only all I needed to do was program a computer to do it
 GasCityGaming: I have those dreams where I take really long strides and kinda float around
 Earthenone: is this what the kids call edgeing?
ButButTheJesus: right, dream physics
 atinyspacemarine: I do wish I could try training an AI to play this
 Its_VeeBot: Oh god Paul why did you have to bring that stress into the waking world
 ContingentCat: um
 TehAmelie: a perfect blend of dreaming about flying and dreaming about being stuck and not getting away
 DigitalSeahorse: it's like trying to run in a dream when a bad person is chasing you
 HorusFive: @atinyspacemarine To punish it?
 omdorastrix: You just have to throw yourself at the ground and miss
ButButTheJesus: you don't?!
 flatluigi: You just have to throw yourself at the ground and piss.
 vinewood_og: Monopropellant
 MacbethSeemsSus: wait you also have that dream where you're trying to touch ball?
 atinyspacemarine: @HorusFive I just think it'd be a fun exercise.
  Sarah_Serinde: @flatluigi 
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Me pissing while I fly is why I'm on the no fly list
 accountmadeforants: @jessicaengle Graham is for sure the most consistently good Glurpdrinker across all these streams
 A_Dub888: How come Dave gets his gravity at a discount?
 Its_VeeBot: I had dreams when I was young that I could like hover-propel myself but only like an inch off the ground and if I thought about it too much I'd just stop moving.
ButButTheJesus: what did they say I missed it
 DigitalSeahorse: wait I missed what they said too
 ContingentCat: that's one strategy
ghyllnox: @ButButTheJesus "Hey check out how hard I can fly!"
 bytecaster: It's nice that we all finished
 WriterRaven: I call that a day that ends in Y, Heather.
Astramentha: 
Garfman314: alex is +10
 flatluigi: everyone go fly your fluids
 Earthenone: this break brought to you by pateron dot com
 RandomTrivia: 
 Earthenone: !break
  LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe refresh your drink, take your meds, or go to the toilet if you need to.  Don't forget to wash your hands!
 ContingentCat: thanks y'all
 bytecaster: Everybody be a pilot!
 jessicaengle:    break time!
 dumbo3k: @bytecaster Fly responsibly!
UtilityPunk: Remember chat, get up, stretch, and drink your Glurp!
 jessicaengle: 
 KeytarCat: ✊🏼
 TehAmelie: i dream about flying in so many ways. sitting on a barely controllable ball was a fun one. similar to a lot of these sports really
 KeytarCat: I'm quadrapedal in many of my dreams
 dumbo3k: I've experienced weightlessness before, and its a very similar experience as in Glurp, a whole lot of inneffectual flailing
 DigitalSeahorse: I thankfully don't dream about attackers since that one matrix dream I had
 MomoNo9: What are we drinking for Glurp tonight?
 TehAmelie: ever start running on your hands and then you can't get your legs down on the ground?
 bytecaster: @MomoNo9 Always more glurp
 KeytarCat: Glurp flavor
 jessicaengle: dangit this stream is going to keep me up past my bedtime
 DigitalSeahorse: wish I'd have more lucid dreams like that one and where I'm flying high
 WriterRaven: Re: dreams: I had a very strange nightmare last night about a deaf girl and a two-storey-tall bandsaw. It was a movie that advertised itself about a surprise death nobody saw coming.
 Earthenone: i can never fly too high in my dreams, i can like breath in and float a couple meters up
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 DigitalSeahorse: I'm not supposed to eat past midnight tonight, so I'm a gremlin! 
 jessicaengle: Those cat emotes are *chef kiss*
 DigitalSeahorse: (I get my kidney stone zapped tomorrow)
 KeytarCat: pew pew, kidney stone!
 Earthenone: its good its not a ground type kideny stone then
ButButTheJesus: finally started laundry wooo
 DigitalSeahorse:       they are
 KeytarCat: Woo!
 jessicaengle:    
 DigitalSeahorse: ground type?
 hedonistic_mushroom: @DigitalSeahorse It's midnight somewhere so we're all gremlins
 jessicaengle: May we please have Baxter emote?
 jessicaengle: As a treat?
 northos: @DigitalSeahorse it's a pokemon joke. ground types are immune to electric damage
 Earthenone: i was thinking about pokemon types, how ground types cant be hit by electric but rocks can and it being hard to tell the diference as a child. idk too tangental
ButButTheJesus: lrrDISASTERCAT
 DigitalSeahorse:       none of these quite look like Baxter
 KeytarCat: not too tangential, just not a shared ken
 Darleysam: I have a few of my cat..    
 TehAmelie: it gets weirder if it turns out the zap is ultrasound
 flatluigi: who's under the table this time
 NewtyNewts: Anyone know what that break song was called?
 RandomTrivia: 
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 bytecaster: I hope ceiling egg is okay
 TehAmelie: hi again!
 TheAinMAP: 
 DigitalSeahorse: northos oh good I thought my urologist was hiding something from me
ButButTheJesus: make way for PISS
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 jessicaengle: 
Garfman314: hug your children
   LoadingReadyRun: @NewtyNewts  Going Going Gone by Bradley Rains
 Blip2004: anyone else ever seen an episode of "Round the twist" where a water spirit helps a kid win a pissing contest
 KeytarCat: do they use sound on kidney stones these days?  I heard about it ages ago but it hasn't been important for me to keep up with
 calculated_uncertainties: 1 1 1 100 1 1 1 1
 SquareDotCube: T to pay respects
 TehAmelie: one thing that could add to the game is some backstage vignettes. and commercials.
 northos: another ten! *smashes glurp flagon on table*
 Earthenone: !birb
  LRRbot: Wark, wark!
 jessicaengle: Speaking of flying
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 DigitalSeahorse: quack
 NewtyNewts: @LoadingReadyRun Thanks!
 KaleidoscopeMind: and straight? during pride?
 baltimore_667083: quack
 DigitalSeahorse: weeeeeee
 baltimore_667083: !birb
  LRRbot: CAW CAW!
 bytecaster: Forward and upward progress
 jessicaengle:  
 TehAmelie: making like an albatross
 fastlane250: to SPACE
 bytecaster: 1 kilometer
 KaleidoscopeMind: 1 km??
 RandomTrivia: WELL THEN
 DigitalSeahorse: into space
UtilityPunk: I just flew in from Glurpville and boy are my wings tired
ButButTheJesus: AJONY!
 DigitalSeahorse: nice!
 VorlonScout: In the 10th Glurp level they will go to space
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 TehAmelie: 120 km/h
 Kramburger: That was highway sppeds
 KaleidoscopeMind: that's 120 km/hr
 jessicaengle:   
 flatluigi: i love that book
 bytecaster: Is this how marathons work?
 Kramburger: That was speeding on the highway
trainpants: number go up
 flatluigi: now imagine you were pissing simultaneously
 MacbethSeemsSus: We go to the moon, not because it is easy but because it's hard not to.
 RandomTrivia: 
 Blip2004: this almost exact setup happened last time they played with jacob
 bytecaster: @MacbethSeemsSus Because we have no other choice
 stippledotter: That's a Rough face plant
 tdapenguin:   @macbethseemssus
 AugmentingPath: that camera angle change to the earth at the end is so stressful
Garfman314: just the one wing
ButButTheJesus: hayyyy
 DigitalSeahorse: with one wing only
 RandomTrivia: *THUNK*
 singinnonsense: one arm for lift and one arm for waving
 Kramburger: Yoohoo boys-ass flapping
 TehAmelie: an albatross can sometimes go for days without beating its wings, but imagine if they beat just one wing
 Earthenone: one winged albatross plays
 lamina5432: I wonder if you wait long enough the character would hit the ground?
 HorusFive: We have achieved liftoff
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 DigitalSeahorse: weeee
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 AugmentingPath: Estuans interius ira vehementi Drink more glurp!
 DigitalSeahorse: boof
Aenir798: @lamina5432 you wouldn't know since they're still going forward
 bytecaster: One winged glurple
ButButTheJesus: noice
UtilityPunk: One winged angle
 jessicaengle: nyyooooooom
 bytecaster: Sephiglurp!
 Kramburger: For reference, the leaders are doing about 75mph
 GasCityGaming: Kenny Omega?
 TehAmelie: if they even have bones
Astramentha: both
 DigitalSeahorse: they didn't give the helmet guy wings
DragaFireHawk: I didn't know Sephiroth was in Glurp
ButButTheJesus: Glurp: not very dense
 flatluigi: bigger than before
 ladylinzington: Vasily: one wing only
 tdapenguin: 
 bytecaster: The bully balls
 NewtyNewts: Dodgeball time!
 KeytarCat: boneless wings, you say
 DigitalSeahorse: orbs
 A_Dub888: Don't screw too early kids
 jessicaengle: 
 A_Dub888: What's the decimal for?
 bytecaster: Precision
 KeytarCat: standardization?
 jessicaengle: Significant digits
 KaleidoscopeMind: it's like my students
 KaleidoscopeMind: way too many sig figs
 DigitalSeahorse:   
ButButTheJesus: sun flares
 Earthenone: which is why this stream is a highlight reel goldmine
Garfman314: i feel like that's the game
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
ghyllnox: 
 SkylerRingtail: Ah, so this is how LRR gets cancelled
Lysander_salamander: going to be so full of likes
 Gekyouryuu: Glurp, Glurp, Glurp, Glurp, Get Ratioed, Get Ratioed, Get Ratioed, Get Ratioed
ButButTheJesus: i don't...
 NewtyNewts: I don't think I know... is that good?
Astramentha: Just monica
Bearudite: better not knowing
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You might be better off not knowing
 DigitalSeahorse: xD 
 CouldntPickAUsername: she compared it to Airbender
 Earthenone: rya is dollar general avatar right? 
 public_key_reveal_party: Who really knows what things are nowadays
 HorusFive: As Mikey taught us- "Don't Talk about Star Wars on the internet"
 SnackPak_: Nelly's gaming!
ButButTheJesus: HWAT
 CaptainSpam: Geez, Nelly.  You go!
 KeytarCat: With the ball and chain, you could bounce them away with the ball
 bytecaster: Weaving
letsbelgo: Thats a gold ranked street fighter player right there
 CaptainSpam applauds
 public_key_reveal_party: Nelly OP
 50keyz: 
ButButTheJesus: niiiice
 HorusFive: [Adam's Voice] "He's Starting to believe 
DragaFireHawk: Clap
 tehfewl: no bulli was had
Sleepy__Alice: nelly fuckin killed it
Astramentha: 
 Drasvin: 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
manfred909: 
 TehAmelie: woot
 DigitalSeahorse: sweet!
  Juliamon: NOW you yeet
 bytecaster: Really good for Nelsons first time!
 NewtyNewts: One armed shot put!
 DigitalSeahorse: anvil toss
ButButTheJesus: Backy Diggums!
ChaoticObserver: one armed and you have to get it through the hole
nyoomgoom: that was a thing of beauty
 MacbethSeemsSus: The popeye gambit
 flatluigi: they're discount bear traps because they cost you an arm and a leg
 betweenmyself: incomplete Flappybird level, now with throwing
nyoomgoom: speaking of concussions
Garfman314: rolling counts!
ButButTheJesus: nice
 ContingentCat: Niice
 DigitalSeahorse: Anvilist!
 TheAinMAP: 
 Its_VeeBot: They got dropped on Homsar
 niccus: says the person most likely to have an anvil
 Driosenth: They got melted down for the cast iron
nyoomgoom: awesome
Garfman314: heavy lourde
 Shurtal: Bury Me with my Thomas Inch
 DigitalSeahorse: kettle balls
 ContingentCat: Shipping  costs are a lot with those
 MacbethSeemsSus: Don't make eye contact with the weight
nyoomgoom: ran out of iron. no more iron forever
ghyllnox: Very helpful "you need to turn around" sign lmao
 Its_VeeBot: That's what he said?
 TehAmelie: Graham is turning into a perpetuum mobile
 NewtyNewts: TOS?
 ContingentCat: Lol Happy pride
 DiscordianTokkan: hweeee
 bytecaster: "This way"
ghyllnox: 
Astramentha: o7
UtilityPunk: Becky, let me back in
 DigitalSeahorse: oh no
ButButTheJesus: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ahhhhhhhh
 Earthenone: you made it to safety!
 DigitalSeahorse: nuuuuuuuuuu
 7gorobei: mr glurpachev tear down this wall
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Something went through the hole
 SkylerRingtail: DNF: Did Not Frow
 BigDaddyBland87: did not fling
 DigitalSeahorse: just in time to DNF
  Juliamon: LONG throw, not HIGH throw
Angreed66: oh we are leaning
 DigitalSeahorse: woan that's a tall wall
nyoomgoom: wow!
 HorusFive: Psotive Number 
 niccus: amateur caber tossing
ButButTheJesus: where do they toss logs
 PharaohBender27 returns from dinner
 ContingentCat: @butbutthejesus that caber toss
 DigitalSeahorse: arrrrg
 TehAmelie: strongmen competitions usually include wife carrying races, right. so what if *gets carried off stage*
ButButTheJesus: @ContingentCat ah thank you
 wedge_x: this means something
 atinyspacemarine: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DrabArtsyAubergineMingLee-Fwx1Zlt_VPvalS9N "The morlocks are coming!" really got me
 TheAinMAP: 
 DigitalSeahorse: if they'd just make the opening a wee bit lower
 MacbethSeemsSus: Hey, the child still has two arms!
 bytecaster: Maybe having a second arm is really crucial
Lysander_salamander: I once read a Dr Who novel, where the main plot involved a bunch of far-future human enthusiasts that were doing a Renfaire sort of thing trying to recreate sports from human history.  This feels like that
 KaleidoscopeMind: 2nd!
ButButTheJesus: ayyyy
 dumbo3k: Don't worry, they'll grow out of it
 PharaohBender27: 
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @Lysander_salamander I mean, that is vaguly the plot of the game
Astramentha: 
ButButTheJesus: ayyy!
 Its_VeeBot: Chaos Time
 bytecaster: Surely this is not a game of chance
 Earthenone: looks like arms grew back between rounds
 TehAmelie: concussive baths might be nice. you know, on a small scale
  Sarah_Serinde: "A fun combination of nonsense" sounds like LRR's motto
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 ContingentCat: You're in the bath?
 NewtyNewts: Orangey what?
 accountmadeforants: 
 MacbethSeemsSus: Man game 5's wild this year
 NewtyNewts: 
 PharaohBender27: But Beej, the ad clearly shows them in a bath - if anything, they took the "bomb" part too literally
 accountmadeforants:  
Lysander_salamander: Like, there was once chapter where they had a broadsword fencing match, but the recreationists got confused on the sword dimensions.  So the sword blade was four inches long and six feet wide.
 NotCainNorAbel: There's no rule against it
 HorusFive: But what if.... Always Panic 
 Earthenone: are we sure that isent allowed? haev we tried?
 ContingentCat: They should add a lot more chaos to sports
 DigitalSeahorse: that's the game invented by Daniel Radcliff
SaxPython: BasketBallXCaptureTheFlag(Hoop?) sounds like a LRL
 dumbo3k: Happy Pride!
 DigitalSeahorse: but backwards
 ContingentCat: Happy pride! 
 Earthenone: general anxiety o7
ButButTheJesus: 3real5me
 TehAmelie: that's the motto of the Guide mk. 2
 TehAmelie: "Panic"
 Its_VeeBot: 3 way tie
 accountmadeforants: Glurp is an exercise in finding the optimal rate of flailing
 CaptainSpam: Kingsonnn Dededoo, professional clock-cleaner.
UtilityPunk: Would be a shame if nelly happened to it
 OldUncleDan: How can you panic if you aren't in a disco?
 PharaohBender27: @OldUncleDan By being *at* a disco 
ButButTheJesus: @OldUncleDan i'm at a beautiful wedding
 OldUncleDan: @PharaohBender27 That's my problem!  I used the wrong preposition!
 HorusFive: @PharaohBender27 I bring the Disco with me wherever I go (and also the Panic)
 SnackPak_: hell yeah Beej
 ElektroTal: i really wanna be there for a glurp sesh
 Earthenone: if you mark all the C;s im led to belive you would get a degree
 TheAinMAP: 
 ContingentCat: What a gamer
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I think B would be the best option because of T/F questions
Angreed66: i'd argue d would be th most common answer
 NewtyNewts: Noodly arms!
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 TheAinMAP: 
 tehfewl: bring glurp to Vegas
 ArdCollider: tal on glurp! tal on glurp!
 jessicaengle: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It is very unsettling I agree
ButButTheJesus: fresh out the pot
 DigitalSeahorse:  noodles
 TehAmelie: i once did that on a German test. only three possible answers to all questions (der, die, das). i went with die on everyone but the teacher didn't like that
 Its_VeeBot: He's just standing there
 Its_VeeBot: MENACINGLY
 Travilogue: Surprisingly low number of diamonds
 Marvoleath: reminder - there are emotes / dances (I think D-pad?)
 EikoandMog: Edging....
 accountmadeforants: Turns out Glurpsm'n don't generate enough downforce
 HorusFive: @Travilogue much like icebergs- they're mostly below the surface
 NewtyNewts: Tie!?
 DigitalSeahorse:  no egging?
 DiscordianTokkan: Niiiice
 DigitalSeahorse:   egging
 TheAinMAP: 
Lysander_salamander: 
 HorusFive:  Everyone actually finishing!  Unheard of! 
 HbombAndFriends: I hit a pretty good ramen place when I was in Boston for PAX East
averythetiger: I acknowledge Matt's spoiler joke
 DigitalSeahorse: more noods!
 bytecaster: The sequel to Alien, Ramen Aliens!
 MacbethSeemsSus: I'm so glad my noodles don't make that sound
UtilityPunk: The movie will be called THEY CAME FROM PLANET GLURP
 Its_VeeBot: There was that bit in Spaceballs
averythetiger: Glurpers and glurpees
 TehAmelie: who among us doesn't sometimes have that problem where noodles don't go the way you want
 Its_VeeBot: Glurp By Glurplight
 KaleidoscopeMind: the other people are the orbs that bully you
 bytecaster: The alien is trying to make you drink glurp
 PharaohBender27: 
 wedge_x: "I want you to throw me as hard as you can."
 accountmadeforants: You get to choose the sponsor but you don't know the track
 TheAinMAP: 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
ButButTheJesus: as we learned from lrrmans, slow is fast
 NewtyNewts: Ball and chainball!
 DiscordianTokkan: oh noooo
 TehAmelie: hey, free multiball
 tehfewl: Stress ball, the ball that stresses you out
 bytecaster: Remember when we were too small to get on the paddles
 SnackPak_: yoo!
 bytecaster: Good times
Lysander_salamander: yay
 KaleidoscopeMind: not just 8, 8.00
 NewtyNewts: You are the chain for the actual pinball!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This isn't quite as bad as the shrink ray but it's close
 KaleidoscopeMind: those .00 are important
 TehAmelie: i like how often pinball gets mutators that make it almost impossible to get off the ground
 accountmadeforants: @Thefluffiestguineapig The shrink ray is really just a matter of getting onto the paddles. This one actively fights you even if you somehow do get onto a pabble
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 bytecaster: So rude
ButButTheJesus: not zero!
 SnackPak_: just do that sooner
Lysander_salamander: hahahahahaha
 NewtyNewts: Once it doesn't matter!
 TheAinMAP: I think he collected more after the bell.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @accountmadeforants This one seems like you are literally going to war with it. Similar to the bunny legs for anything climbing related
Angreed66: the ball has to be luaunced by the paddles to do good
 Drasvin: The Original Stress Relief. Do you feel less stressed?
UtilityPunk: The Leg In Shadow sounds like a great horror movie title tbh
 WriterRaven: I understood that reference, Beej. =D
 bytecaster: Crouching dragon, leg in shadow
 PharaohBender27: 
 TehAmelie: Shadowleg, the lord of legs
 accountmadeforants: Huh, we somehow tricked the ball into becoming a flywheel
 DigitalSeahorse: 
Cptasparagus: Beej and his ball and chain
 OldUncleDan: City Hunter may still be my favorite Jackie Chan movie.
ButButTheJesus: ayyy
 TheAinMAP: 
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 Larkonus: Damn, Nelly knows where his Glurp is.
 Drasvin: Bunny jump!
 DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
nyoomgoom: lets gooooo
 TehAmelie: concussion meter is at 1
 graal_smith: Go Alex!
 DigitalSeahorse:  not being weighted down
 Its_VeeBot: saved
 accountmadeforants: I do wish Glurp kept track of the kind of bodily harm you inflicted upon your character. To show during the award ceremony.
 EikoandMog: PISS
 TheAinMAP: 
 WriterRaven: Exactsies!
 graal_smith: Graham's ass is in his heart
 NewtyNewts: Make way!
 burleyboar: I think the Glurpards don't get concussions and think humans are the same.
 DigitalSeahorse:  piss
 TehAmelie: i met this gal with an ass of gold and a heart that won't quit
 DigitalSeahorse: oof
 jessicaengle: 
ButButTheJesus: @TehAmelie is she single
 PharaohBender27: Oh . . .
 EikoandMog: In Australia too!
 TehAmelie: yes ;_;
 EikoandMog: Duracell Bunny
ButButTheJesus: didn't pink bunny start with duracell
 WriterRaven: @TehAmelie Legs up to dress, silken red here.
ButButTheJesus: there's somehting with that
 definenull: Wait you don't have the pink bunny?
 accountmadeforants: The Netherlands, too
 PharaohBender27: 
 jvetting83: US has the Energizer Bunny
 ContingentCat: I swear I remember seeing the Duracell bunny what
 azureHaights: As I understand it, the Energizer Bunny was always a spoof of the Duracell bunny, and then Duracell dropped it here
 Shadwhawk: Energizer Bunny debuted in 1987.  Duracell's debuted in 1973.
 jvetting83: Which is pink
 jae_dorian: i had a toy duracell bunny when i was young
 PharaohBender27: DANG
 graal_smith: OK, but doesn't the Glurp bunny look like Hugh Hefner's bunny?  And why doesn't Playboy sell batteries?
 SnackPak_: my mind is blown
GreyThey: Yup, it was a Duracell ad that they parodied
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yup
 Heckhoundbolt: huh
 fastlane250: oh no, we're the meme
 EikoandMog: Yes. 1990.
 MacbethSeemsSus: Not going to lie, the duracell bunny is upsetting
Lysander_salamander: oh right, I remember when the energizer bunny first showed up
 TehAmelie: is it a parody if it's just the same thing with a difference in brand that nobody noticed?
 WriterRaven: We don't even have bunnies in NZ. Our battery mascot is a CGI anthropomorphic battery that runs a lot.
 EikoandMog: Duracell is 1973, Energizer did a parody in 1988.
ghyllnox: I'm in the US and I have seen this rabbit
 DigitalSeahorse:  how DARE 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @ghyllnox I only know about if from previously living in the UK
 AugmentingPath: Stealing your bunny mascot (parody) (in minecraft)
Lysander_salamander: There was an advert where they showed a bunch of "not duracel" bunnies running out
ghyllnox: The Energizer bunny looks like the Duracell bunny and the Cheetos cheetah had a kid
 7gorobei: you want a real intellectual property dinger, look up who owns the copyright on blue police boxes.
 accountmadeforants: So how many other American oddities could be explained as a parody of other countries 🤔
 DigitalSeahorse:  Duracell
 Its_VeeBot: BEEJ
UtilityPunk: Teensy widdle arms 
 PharaohBender27: @7gorobei (Googles) OK that scans
 DarkMorford: BEEJ
 DiscordianTokkan: Hahahahah
Lysander_salamander: ew
 RainyMint: BEEJ
ButButTheJesus: BEEJ. YES
 EikoandMog: BEEJ NO
 DigitalSeahorse: LOL
Garfman314: as a invertebrate biologist, that hurt
drcthulu: Did not Finish
phoenixfeather14: BEEJ TOS!
Mashamino: that's not what that's for
UtilityPunk: All or nothing
 Scarbble: beej just saying all the hilarious questionable things tonight
 DigitalSeahorse: Beej knows his feminine products
UtilityPunk: Stabilizers!
 AugmentingPath: I need to know what Beej wants to be clear about
Lysander_salamander: aw
 control_rig: AAAaaaah
drcthulu: so close
 jessicaengle: 
  SmithKurosaki: 
 jessicaengle:  
 bytecaster: This is way too funny
 control_rig: Sooooo.. 6-way first place?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This is the best part of all glurp streams
 Thefluffiestguineapig: When there's an event where everyone just wants anyone to do it
 dumbo3k: The game is always judging you
 jessicaengle: 
 PharaohBender27: I'm assuming this is what everyone was yelling about: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DelightfulShakingNostrilBudStar-gwTJ5oKPQtQ8kzzW
Garfman314: ah, the majestic surinam toad
 DigitalSeahorse: that darn one egg on the opposite side
Lysander_salamander: skeleton mode
 iris_of_ether: My mom would absolutely not let us
 Travilogue: I got my finger run over doing that once
Lysander_salamander: head firs
drcthulu: the Giraffe technique
Pal_Friendpatine: I was the motorized part of the cart. i laid underneath the cart and used my legs to power the cart
 WiJohn: It's a bannana!
 DigitalSeahorse:  you can do it!
 jessicaengle: !findquote banana
  LRRbot: Quote #7608: "Work first, then banana." —Adam [2021-05-19]
 EikoandMog: BEAR. BEEEEAR. Stop destroying my kayak!
 DigitalSeahorse: hehehehehhe
  SmithKurosaki: My spooooon is tooo biiigg
 jessicaengle: Yeessssssss
 fastlane250: Say, do you want to go see a movie?
ButButTheJesus: @EikoandMog LADY!
 PharaohBender27: (Someone please tell me if I actually missed the moment that made everyone yell Beej's name(
 Its_VeeBot: And now, angry ticks fly out of my nipples.
 calculated_uncertainties: none F's were had.
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 NewtyNewts: Wheeeeeelz!
 iris_of_ether: 
 iris_of_ether: Vrrrrrmmm
  SmithKurosaki: Vrooooooom
 DiscordianTokkan: toot toot
 MacbethSeemsSus: The 100 meter
 MadWolf1290: and across the line!
 accountmadeforants: 
 jessicaengle: 
SaxPython: Turbo Time
 iris_of_ether: 
 EikoandMog: Oh, this is the ovipositor
 jessicaengle: Oh dang I got super busy and totally forgot about LRRMans.  How did Ian do?
 Gekyouryuu: never got stopped against the egg rock
Garfman314: i really want to see glurp speedrunners. do they exist?
  SmithKurosaki: I think that might be the peak thrtr
 iris_of_ether: Momentum mori
 jessicaengle: Am Ian OK?
Cptasparagus: Momentum Mori
 Its_VeeBot: Someone followed one of the NPC Toads around in MK World and at one point the Toad went offroading
Bearudite: momentum mori
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The name of this sponsor makes me giggle because I'm 12 years old inside
 HorusFive: @jessicaengle The eternal question
Cptasparagus: @jessicaengle we haven't heard from him since, so we assume the worst.
 schordash: 
 NewtyNewts: Zoomvenirs!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @HorusFive Sometimes, but it always depends
 PharaohBender27: @jessicaengle OK, I guess? Sushi won of course. There was a K-2 tank. There weren't *as* many broken transmissions, I think
 DigitalSeahorse: zoomenirs
 BrowneePointz: So Alex, in the new Mario Kart, you can charge a hop to trick onto objects, doing so gives you a boost, and if you’re good, you can chain tricks and keep your momentum building
ButButTheJesus: noice
 jessicaengle: The Sushi won?  Boo-ray?
 jessicaengle: 
Cptasparagus: @PharaohBender27 it was the year of suspensions
 BrowneePointz: so folks have used tricking to absolute break some of the tracks
 NewtyNewts: All Games, probably
 jessicaengle: Pachinko
 bytecaster: I mean, there are randomizer speedruns
 TehAmelie: i guess people will just have to get max scores
 accountmadeforants: @BrowneePointz Oh hell, that sounds amazing
 ProcyonFlynn: Single Player Mode Challenges are a thing too.
  SmithKurosaki: heck yea pachinko
 Its_VeeBot: Chaos Time!
 PharaohBender27: @Cptasparagus I assume you mean issues with car suspensions, or was there a 90-minute penalty again?
 SnackPak_: impressively bouncy
 jessicaengle: Boingy!
 LordZarano: https://www.speedrun.com/drink_more_glurp/leaderboards?h=All_gold_medals&x=zdnlm5e2
 MacbethSeemsSus: Me walking through a crowd
 TehAmelie: Glurp take the wheel
 WriterRaven: @MacbethSeemsSus Ricocheting off everyone else to get where you need to be?
 DiscordianTokkan: shlorp
 accountmadeforants: Maybe it also counts vertical distance
ButButTheJesus: ajony!
 MacbethSeemsSus: @WriterRaven It gets more attention than I'd like
Lysander_salamander: From tumblr
 Gekyouryuu: I am from tumblr, yes
 HorusFive: This week- on CDHC
 iris_of_ether:   
 azureHaights: Horse Plinko, or H-O-R-S-E Plinko?
 WriterRaven: @HorusFive Can't Plink Horses Club?
 AugmentingPath: everyone knows what a horse is
 HadesLeprechaun: somewhat niche popular gif, lol
 HorusFive: @WriterRaven The last time I did that the ASPCA got REAL MAD at me
 EikoandMog: Horse Plinko in Unity for a Can't Draw Horses club?
 flatluigi: it's a tumblr post graham]
 Gekyouryuu: Lucky Hit, Horse Edition
Mashamino: ballistic gel horse
Lysander_salamander: hahaha
 bytecaster: Don't lube the horse
 Its_VeeBot: Lubed Up Horse Plinko
ashesandmochi: wasn't it also the eeby deeby elevator
 KaleidoscopeMind: don't want to lube the horse
 definenull: Can't draw horse / TTSF crossover incoming?
ButButTheJesus: lube the plinko horse!
Mashamino: 
 DigitalSeahorse: he already cleaned the machine
 ProcyonFlynn: #Don'tClipThat
 DiscordianTokkan: Horse plinko gif from Know Your Meme: https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/281/888/d49.gifv
DaxStrife: Please add "lubricate the silicon horse" to the Bad Advice database.
 PharaohBender27: @ProcyonFlynn Fine I won't 
 iris_of_ether: I have no such scruples
ButButTheJesus: @DiscordianTokkan OMG thank you this is killing me 
 bytecaster: I like how it gives you hope in the beginning and  then the big rotating bit happens
Lysander_salamander: yay
 PharaohBender27: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 underhill33:   
 DigitalSeahorse:   
Lysander_salamander: more fluids!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Beej has had the most success literally raising his arms and letting Glurp take the wheel
 iris_of_ether: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DarkDeterminedWatermelonTriHard-Yf4E7FE7ud4fUpEq
 jessicaengle:    
 bytecaster: We are back to flying!
 paulthemapguy: Glurp sports!
   Anubis169: Greetings Glurpers
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 paulthemapguy: Who will win "Best in Glurp"?
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 NewtyNewts: 'tis the Glurpening!
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Lysander_salamander: oh, what's this song?
shushu2539: !advice
 SymphonySolstice: !advice
  LRRbot: Never trust someone who paraphrases Cormac McCarthy.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !badadvice
  LRRbot: Have you tried turning it off?
 SymphonySolstice: wise
 DarkMorford: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: nothing
 DarkMorford: Big mood, LRRbot
 KeytarCat: !findquote nothing
  LRRbot: Quote #2003: "Nothing is stopping me! I can phase through! Oh, no I can't. It's just a down hole, never mind." —Ian [2016-03-01]
 SnackPak_: I can't believe Ian has prior art on falling down a hole 
 NewtyNewts: @Lysander_salamander This is a remix of Sevcon. I don't remember the exact name
 NewtyNewts: Looks like it's the Chipzel remix (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_I8uxBLXmog)
 PharaohBender27: This sounds like an FF7 track
 PharaohBender27: Or rather a remix thereof
Garfman314: sounds like a mario water level to me
 SquareDotCube: with all the questions, maybe we'll see an update to the break screen that adds a little pop-up bug on track change. (pretty sure VLC is set up to allow that)
ButButTheJesus: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/PuzzledCarelessDonutNotATK-P2NnVcKmQvovEXQ6
 burleyboar: !findquote quote
  LRRbot: Quote #7051: "I'm not sure there's a right anus quote, but there is a correct anus quote." —Cameron [2020-07-13]
 SnackPak_: people can dream
 SymphonySolstice: perposterous
 DigitalSeahorse: mmmm tapioca pudding
SaxPython: Bonus Glurp!
Lysander_salamander: 
 MacbethSeemsSus: Make sure to get a drink of water between glurps
 TheAinMAP: More! 
 KeytarCat: @SquareDotCube Some of the scenes do have it
 KaleidoscopeMind: battle mode is just normal mode
JadedCynic: woo!
 KaleidoscopeMind: you are fighting for your life
ButButTheJesus: Glurp 2: Squid Game
 NewtyNewts: So, OctoDad Glurp?
 WriterRaven: If you get too many concussions, jelly beans fall out of your head.
 KaleidoscopeMind: rip eggy
 Dog_of_Myth: Oh YES
 SnackPak_: sure is
 DigitalSeahorse: welp
Garfman314: i never noticed the face before!
ButButTheJesus: puuush!
 flatluigi: ahaha
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahahaha
 TheAinMAP: 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 SnackPak_: 
 bubba0077: have YOU ever tried to pass a bomb, Graham?
 BusTed: This is a challenge
ButButTheJesus: not last!
 GhostValv: rude
 MacbethSeemsSus: We've all had those days
 Thefluffiestguineapig:   
 DigitalSeahorse: tapioca pudding is like a glurp of sorts
 TheAinMAP: Oh.  I thought it was confetti this whole time.
 DigitalSeahorse:   
ButButTheJesus: NICE
 MadWolf1290: style points
 Diabore: point blank shitting
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Wheeeeeee
 DigitalSeahorse: hiccup
 TheAinMAP:  
 NewtyNewts: This one doesn't work quite as well
ButButTheJesus: they have to alternate?
 Athelgar: Glurp, silly? noooooooo
 GhostValv: 
 A_Dub888: a
 ContingentCat: Are any of us ready?
ButButTheJesus: a.
 DarkMorford: a
 WriterRaven: ba.
 definenull: New tech discovered
 7gorobei: cracked the meta
 KaleidoscopeMind: damn
 BigDaddyBland87: triple digits
 SnackPak_: I feel like that could be a world record for this game
 DiscordianTokkan: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BusyGentleGoblinPicoMause-LGS2Ag9uY-YwTt_o
Pal_Friendpatine: anyone else getting static in the audio feed?
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Glurp, glurp, GLURP!
 NewtyNewts: They blasted solo? That's not very cooperative of them
 couchboyj: No wonder these Katz are Mad, their controllers suck!
   LoadingReadyRun: @Pal_Friendpatine not hearing anything on my end
 MacbethSeemsSus: Maclunky to you to Graham
Pal_Friendpatine: k I’ll refresh
ButButTheJesus: aspic from old country?
UtilityPunk: Transparent electronics filled with Orbeez
 50keyz: reminds me of my first gameboy. the transparent purple one
 CastleOtranto: You could get it at the Elephant's Bum?
50keyz subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 14 months!
 NewtyNewts: Gooey feets!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, 50keyz! (Today's storm count: 56)
 tehfewl: i could go for some sticky wings
Pal_Friendpatine: hmm looks like refresh fixed it. I think
 DiscordianTokkan: oh noooo
 Thefluffiestguineapig: NOOO
ButButTheJesus: YES
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 NewtyNewts: !clip
  LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
UtilityPunk: TO THE STRETCHING RACK
 TheAinMAP: 
 MacbethSeemsSus: I've seen that tiktok massuese
 HadesLeprechaun: Apple decided to use that aesthetic for their recent phone UI update, and seems to have forgotten that you are not able to see the inside electronics through the screen
 Thefluffiestguineapig: AAAAHHHHHH
SaxPython: Superman spinning the earth backwards
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So close
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 underhill33: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: NOOOOOOOOOO
ButButTheJesus: aur naurrrr
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig: My face hurts
 MadWolf1290: you affected the rotation of the Glurp
 Thefluffiestguineapig: gogogogogoogogogoogogoogg
 TheAinMAP:  
 NewtyNewts: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/EasyGentleDragonfruitAMPEnergy-t8ZMpRZUjq8nC2B7
ButButTheJesus: "ehhh... ehh eh eh"
 DigitalSeahorse: yay
 gibbousm: Have you drunken your daily dose of glurb?
 ContingentCat: I think they have a very different nervous system
 DigitalSeahorse: 
ButButTheJesus: no bone, all glurp
 DiscordianTokkan: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/TacitTardyGalagoHeyGuys-GKwqbMfQVaUGhSRL
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CrispyYawningLyrebirdOMGScoots-YPcueUzXDAE8QNkw
 couchboyj: The Kiff morphology
   Anubis169: NOOOOOOOO
 50keyz: NOOOO
DragaFireHawk: ROBBED
 TheWanderingNomad: That last minute shot
  Sarah_Serinde: ride
 DiscordianTokkan: Nooooo
  SmithKurosaki: F
  Sarah_Serinde: *rude
 NewtyNewts: DNF past the finish line
 WriterRaven: STOLEN FROM YOU
 MacbethSeemsSus: Ruuuuuuuude
ButButTheJesus: 
phoenixfeather14: so rude!
 ContingentCat: Rude
 TheAinMAP: 
 gibbousm: Robbed
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 vinewood_og: "At least everyone finished."
   Anubis169: nicely done
  Sarah_Serinde: 
ButButTheJesus: CLappi
 DigitalSeahorse:   so sticky
SaxPython: Slow is smoorh and smooth is fast
SaxPython: lol
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ExuberantSlipperyBeanOhMyDog-s2Vn99r67DVYgMFv
 NewtyNewts: Another wheel one!
   LoadingReadyRun: Now I want to see Spiderman but his webshooters are just constantly firing
 DigitalSeahorse: bloon!
 TheAinMAP: 
 DigitalSeahorse: as long as it doesn't also have the clown
 darkcyril: Now what? (derogatory)
ButButTheJesus: now what (curious)
 vinewood_og: Where was the companion cube on January 6th?
 accountmadeforants: @LoadingReadyRun Or trying to swing between buildings, but gravity keeps turning off
 fastlane250: One of these allows you to go negative IIRC
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Thjat's happened before with teh dave's discount gravity
Garfman314: -256
   Anubis169: Score: Buffer overflow
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh I'm so slap happy I can barely spell
 JanusKain: this game is great
ButButTheJesus: slap happy better than kicky sad
UtilityPunk: I imagine this is how used ship dealerships wind back odometers on planet Glurp
 LordZarano: Has Wheeler played this game? And if he has is he a good wheeler?
 betweenmyself: What now? (flirtatious) 
 PharaohBender27: He has a few times
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @LordZarano Yes, several
 CelestaRose: Glurp Glurp
Cptasparagus: is he in the name database
 flatluigi: @LordZarano he's always a good wheeler
 ContingentCat: Retire champion
 EikoandMog: Nelly needs a 1.46
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  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, CelestaRose! (Today's storm count: 57)
 EikoandMog: Err, 1.45
 KeytarCat: Fingertips have collision, for better or worse
 NewtyNewts: Fatbodies!
 vinewood_og: SadTuba.wav
 DiscordianTokkan: Hands may be slippery also
 TheAinMAP: 
 MacbethSeemsSus: let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Where's the Ian hit's his nuts during washlet assembly
Kumakaori: YEEAaaa Graham!
ButButTheJesus: LETSGOOOO
   Anubis169: Standing ovation!
 DiscordianTokkan: 
 ContingentCat: Yesssss
 kolintoney: excellent!
 EikoandMog: 
Kumakaori: [/smash bros: NEW RECORD~]
 TheAinMAP: 
 SquareDotCube: oh lawd he comin
 DigitalSeahorse:   
   Anubis169: That platform had it coming
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 accountmadeforants: I do appreciate that the Glurp Athletes actually use their sponsor's product. That's integrity.
 KaleidoscopeMind: ben
 BrowneePointz: one that was me
 Diabore: matt?
  Juliamon: Excited Ben
 Travilogue: Ulmer at the collector booster
 Diabore: ben right
 BrowneePointz: two it was Ben
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/MotionlessBlindingBeaverChefFrank-SZHP3BX7JiiPTIND
 gibbousm: !quote
  LRRbot: Quote #8128: "I'm like a cat that just finished cleaning itself! I'm like oo man, feelin' kinda cute!" —Adam [2022-07-07]
 DiscordianTokkan: Wheeler during Colelctor Draft
 BrowneePointz: and three it was “new Ian balls unlocked” Graham
 PharaohBender27: 
Kumakaori: nooooooo. poor nelly
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The cruelty
 DigitalSeahorse: mean
 ContingentCat: Revenge
Kumakaori: 
 DigitalSeahorse: nice
 NewtyNewts: Oh nooooo
 BrowneePointz: it was me, the jokelord, the jolly haha man!
ghyllnox: Serge
Cptasparagus: Serge didn't know about it
 underhill33: It was Serge who said that I rhink
 betweenmyself: Serge forgot about Ian’s mishap
 DigitalSeahorse: actual GLURP
  Sarah_Serinde: I think that was Serge yeah 
ghyllnox: Because of course it was Serge
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is the tray on wheels?
 DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
 Thefluffiestguineapig: NOOOOOO
 rosesmcgee: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/JollyGleamingOctopusOSkomodo-cSejdJXqQJ1seTxr
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It's moving? A moving target??????
 HadesLeprechaun: I....I think this is as Alex said, the first time I've seen actual Glurp in the game? like the drink in a can?
 gibbousm: Cinnamon Roll Serge
 DigitalSeahorse: dangit 
 BrowneePointz: Serge has selective hyper focus
Angreed66: tbf who would sell dirty underwear
 DigitalSeahorse: 1!
 MacbethSeemsSus: "Serge and the Panty Vending Machine" sounds like a bad kids detective story
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Nelly you have the thing of you have children who take up so much of your time
 LurkerSpine: Serge is one of the biggest trolls in LRR
 DigitalSeahorse: 3
 vinewood_og: or the tossed salad during the big sandwich shoot
 gibbousm: I am really looking forward to season 2 of Coffee with Serge and I never drink coffee
  Sarah_Serinde: I still love Graham's intro in a Big Mid Quiz as something like "a cinnamon roll and the man who explains things to him" and Serge wanted to know which one he was
 OldUncleDan: Serge finding out what an "O face" actually is.
 DigitalSeahorse: doh
 TheAinMAP: Was Serge away in Alberta during the Ian incident?
nyoomgoom: it's because of all the ppe he would have worn back as a poisonous gas safety guy, that he didn't get contaminated
 ContingentCat: Nice throw though
 gibbousm: Remember when Serge found out that ghosts were real?
ghyllnox: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's a quote
 DigitalSeahorse: drat
 fastlane250:   
 Drasvin: Just realized that my tv had gotten stuck in the commercial break
 BrowneePointz: fun fact: the Dawn thing is actually a massive PR stunt
 flatluigi: i love that movie
Cptasparagus: now im imagining Serge being cleaned by Graham with Dawn soap in an oil field
 BrowneePointz: I found that out lately
 ContingentCat: Happy pride
 Thefluffiestguineapig: They've had fruit that would roll out of the area
 DigitalSeahorse: you should get points for restacking
 fastlane250: get a leg up on the pile and refinance your dreams
 ContingentCat: Niice
   Anubis169: hahahaha
 DiscordianTokkan: lmao
ghyllnox: 
 NewtyNewts: Minithon!
ghyllnox: Tapeshit lmao
 gibbousm: So wee
 WriterRaven: s m o l
 DigitalSeahorse: we tiny
 DigitalSeahorse: smol
Mashamino:  so smol!
 tehfewl: Shrink RAY
 TheAinMAP: 
ButButTheJesus: not me just now realizing there's 2 t's int that meme
 SymphonySolstice: what is this, the olympics for ANTS?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This is so good
ButButTheJesus: iddy biddy
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You're so wee
 DigitalSeahorse: *takes out magnifier*
 MacbethSeemsSus: He's going for distance! He's going for speed!
 jvetting83: librarian poo
DragaFireHawk: 🔍
 PharaohBender27: 
 TheAinMAP: 
 7gorobei: reynolds number
 Thefluffiestguineapig:  This is how Glurp feels sometimes, just absolutely random tumbling
 DigitalSeahorse: ^
 PharaohBender27: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 NewtyNewts: Goranutan
 DiscordianTokkan: 
ButButTheJesus: gorangutang
 BrowneePointz: speaking of, the news about Crawford and Perkins joining CR today was earth shaking
 DigitalSeahorse: lol
 vinewood_og: Now with Guarantang
 flatluigi: happy pride
 MrGibberish: @browneepointz and Todd being let go.. while day for ttrpgs
ButButTheJesus: oh that's Jacob
 MacbethSeemsSus: *tired baby camel meme*
 DigitalSeahorse: 
DoomBringerIL: can i only donate bits by redeeming?
 SnackPak_: just out for a stroll
 bubba0077: maybe they aren't actually tired, but they think those faces after physical activity are also important
 DigitalSeahorse:    smol cheer
JadedCynic: @BrowneePointz Yeah - Chris was friends with them already, but Crawford was a surprise
 NewtyNewts: lightball
 ArmstrongRGM96X: Ok, I'm gonna retain the phrase "chundering gait" for a while, that's very evocative
 BrowneePointz: that was like when cats do that fancy prance walk Graham
 PharaohBender27: @DoomBringerIL I believe you need to buy bits to donate them
 SnackPak_: this is rough
 DigitalSeahorse:  
DoomBringerIL: @PharaohBender27 i have... how do i sdonate without "msg styles" or "edit emote"?
 vinewood_og: retire champion!
 flatluigi: oh i'm glad this is 60fps, i might've been sick otherwise
 NotCainNorAbel: @DoomBringerIL You can either press the cheer icon in the text box in twitch or you can type out things like Pride###
 Driosenth: TWO SCOOPS!
 ContingentCat: The sun is a deadly lazer
 Fruan: The sun tastes like hot wet. I'm not even joking.
 BrowneePointz: still is
 PharaohBender27: @DoomBringerIL I think you might be confusing bits with channel points. Bits are actual money you purchase (with a markup by Twitch)
   Anubis169: Sun Maid
DoomBringerIL: @NotCainNorAbel missed the cheer... 10x!
   Anubis169: in the little red boxes
DoomBringerIL: 100 CHEER
   Anubis169: we used to have those in our lunchboxes in primary school 
 N2Osferatu: I quote the very brief Robot Chicken bit often. *Two scoops! TWO SCOOPS!"
 NewtyNewts: Exactly one grape plant
 BrowneePointz: a raisin plant, also called a Grapevine
 PharaohBender27: @N2Osferatu 
   Anubis169: that's bread
 DigitalSeahorse: ground fruit
 DeM0nFiRe: grapenuts have only sadness in them
 tehfewl: isn't that an old SNL skit
DoomBringerIL: @PharaohBender27 no worries... didn't think i have 70k bits lol
 BigDaddyBland87: next you'll tell me Apple Jacks don't taste like apples
JadedCynic: the nuggets of cereal resemble actual grape-seeds
Cptasparagus: wHaTs ThE dEaL wItH gRaPeNuTs?
 flatluigi: steve
 MacbethSeemsSus: Pandu
Garfman314: pando
HavenDragon: it's like how egg creams contain neither eggs nor cream
 Heckhoundbolt: I feel like Ian talked about this, possibly on Glurp
ButButTheJesus: assforst?
Garfman314: latin for "i spread"
   Anubis169: aubergine
 DigitalSeahorse: pine nuts are gross
Pal_Friendpatine: the quaking aspen field is 6,600 tons
 ContingentCat: Lol Happy pride
 N2Osferatu: Two scoops! https://youtu.be/p9wC5mUgiOA
 DigitalSeahorse: happy pride
JadedCynic: why is the pineapple in EVERY other language "ananas" but in english...
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 TheAinMAP: 
 PharaohBender27: But grape-nuts steadies a man! https://www.tumblr.com/thesociologicalcinema/171033071620/grape-nuts-steadies-a-man-all-of-a-mans-real
 DigitalSeahorse:   
  Pharmacistjudge: in viet it's quả dứa
  Pharmacistjudge: so...none of those
 BrowneePointz: Dutch or not
 thedepthandbreadthofseth: It's almost exactly the same size at the Vatican, making the smallest country and the largest animal the same size.
 kolintoney: L'Piñapple
HavenDragon: egg creams are basically chocolate milk mixed w soda water, for those who don't know. very tasty
 Marvoleath: for comparison, the biggest mushroom in the world is just called "Humongous Fungus" 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 SnackPak_: smoooth
JadedCynic: GOOD SEGUE 
 definenull: There was a this or that for nanas
 LurkerSpine: !uptime
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 MadWolf1290: DELEGATION!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Just brute force it
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
   Anubis169: Grapefruit got its name because somebody thought it tasted similar to a grape in the 1800s. It's a recent thing 
roseofloki: See also Wesley "2 Scoops" Berry, Repeat American Gladiators champion
 BrowneePointz: tea and cha is Dutch vs something colonialism. can’t remember the other
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 hidingbox: Excellent segue
 Rourke9: artichoke came from Arabic, went through a bunch of languages in Europe and eventually to English, and eventually back to Arabic
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Oscelot: Great stream, thanks everyone
Artificer_Evan: oh I tune in the the last bit of the stream
   Anubis169: baaaaaaaai
shushu2539:    
Pal_Friendpatine: Armillaria ostoyae fungus is the biggest fungus. 2,385 acres in Oregon’s Malheur National Forest
ButButTheJesus: Matt 
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Is that where Matt lives?
 HbombAndFriends: 100 100 100
   Anubis169: Matt is doubling as next week's table
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 DigitalSeahorse:  
 Oscelot: 
 LordZarano: 
 A_Dub888: how’d Cori find my summer house?
  Sarah_Serinde: It's a smol cute builder game
 MadWolf1290: no
 Oscelot: "A tiny building game about beautiful lived-in houses. No rules or restrictions, just pure creativity." this looks cute
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AmazonianVastSaladPogChamp-YpeO4Adk3NoOyAXk
 DigitalSeahorse:  bluu
 Blip2004: season ended 2 or 3 weeks ago
 underhill33: It's on HBO
 vinewood_og: It does start with a shooting though
 lamina5432: the story right now is a choice the director made
 kolintoney: What is "TV?"
 TheAinMAP:  
 MrGibberish: The pig section was... odd
Dunnston: Oh whaaaaat Paul and Heather are playing Split Fiction? Nice!
 Oscelot: What in the
 MacbethSeemsSus: But what'd you do in the game?
 HbombAndFriends: @kolintoney The demon box.
 PharaohBender27: I can attest to all of that
 kolintoney: @HbombAndFriends wasn't that Pandora's?
 Oscelot: @kolintoney Pandora's set-top box
 HbombAndFriends: @kolintoney I think my TV has a Pandora app.
 Oscelot: Ooooo moogle
Dunnston: I crush on all my friend 😊
Dunnston: friends^
 kolintoney: smooch the homies
 Oscelot: I'm excited for this CYA
 DiscordianTokkan: Oooh!
 GasCityGaming: YAS!
 fastlane250: it's been a loooong time
  Pharmacistjudge: yay CYOA is awesome
Lysander_salamander: yay
 GasCityGaming: Love these!
 BigDaddyBland87: it's been too long
 Chesul: Awesome, more CYOA!
 BigDaddyBland87: beware of doors
Lysander_salamander: oh lone wolf
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Childhoood unlocked
 darkcyril: Oooooh. Lone Wolf is GREAT
 A_Dub888: soloki oki
 Natimus_Prime: Oh, I think I have all the Lone Wolf books somewhere.  Good series
 darkcyril: @Natimus_Prime I think all but the newest one has been digitized with Joe's blessing through Project Aon if you're not familiar.
 flatluigi: the hot moogles?
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I lost my most my originals. I have the first few of the remade versions of Lone Wolfs
 ArmstrongRGM96X: Looking forward to the Friday chaos draft!
 GasCityGaming: Last year October in Vegas was alright, cannot imagine the heat in June.
 darkcyril: @darkcyril Cubicle 7 also has a TTRPG version of the game.
 Oscelot: Have a safe trip
  smertmonkey: Grahams not going?
 calculated_uncertainties: Five color good stuff?
 niccus: shuffling a battle of wits deck?
ButButTheJesus: can't play Magic until you swim for 10 minutes
 Chesul: So, Nadu Targeting?
 PharaohBender27: I've no plans to go; I hope it goes well for them and that there are no issues with them getting back to Canada FAKE EDIT: OK that sounds interestinf
 MadWolf1290: i mean, a swim in Vegas does sound refreshing
 Oscelot: fourth event is just remembering what the heck you drafted
 darkcyril: @ButButTheJesus So... showering?
 NewtyNewts: Draft, Ski, Shoot, Sealed, Chessboxing? That's quite the pentathlon
 TheAinMAP: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
ButButTheJesus: @darkcyril more of a large bath
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 MrGibberish: 
 SymphonySolstice: dabits
 Dog_of_Myth:   
 kolintoney: wwoooo
 PharaohBender27: 
 DeM0nFiRe: o/ 
 Oscelot: 
 TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
ButButTheJesus: #blamejames
 DiscordianTokkan: Byeeee
 Getter404: We doin-
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Thanks for the stream!
 kolintoney: Good night, good games, y'all. Happy pride!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Thanks for the good chats!!
 DarkMorford: GLURP!
 Oscelot: @kolintoney happy pride ^^
 TheAinMAP: Poor Nelson getting cut off by time running out all night.
 DigitalSeahorse: what's in James' car? 
 DigitalSeahorse: icream?
 TheAinMAP: Golf clubs is my first guess.
 DigitalSeahorse:   
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