DoodlestheGreat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Cori take a deeper look at the world of video games. Game: Summer House) at Tue 01:30 PM PDT (9m from now).
MAPBoardgames:

SnackPak_:

RandomTrivia: Secret boxen!
TheAinMAP:
Hello 
MAPBoardgames: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a Russian nesting doll of voting
TheAwkes: Time to engage with normal things in the usual way!
iris_of_ether: I like cozy
RandomTrivia:

MAPBoardgames:

iris_of_ether:

Amentur:

SnackPak_: yo ho
JessieImproved: When I hit a paywall I bounce
RandomTrivia: Y'arrr
SnackPak_: do all your piracy at work, got it
LithelyUnshod: My local paper does that. I miss so much news
Sarah_Serinde: Aww
RandomTrivia:

Sarah_Serinde: Is cute though
GhostValv: o7
TehAmelie: i don't know why we don't use archive .org for all news site links
iris_of_ether:

RandomTrivia: Well this already looks adorable
TehAmelie: a game with a host? that's new
JessieImproved: Oh I think I remember seeing a trailer for this
Sarah_Serinde: I played the demo of this a while back but never got around to getting the full game
ProcyonFlynn:
Desert is for dessert 
SnackPak_: behold, a house!
TehAmelie: a cardboard box? that can be a house
MAPBoardgames: I'm not fimilar with this Terraria mod
TehAmelie: though by the scale it might be a box that was used to deliver a mail order house
RandomTrivia: Ooooooh
SymphonySolstice: BIRB
SymphonySolstice: yessss
SnackPak_: smart
shushu2539: "I got locked out my house" "Oh no, did you forgot the keys?" "No, I forgot the ladder"
TehAmelie: some archery alcoves maybe?
TehAmelie: or what's the word
Sarah_Serinde: by the way chat this is like $5 USD, if this looks appealing to you
MAPBoardgames: !birb
LRRbot: CAW CAW!
SymphonySolstice: just a bit of platforming to start your day
TehAmelie: this is a very defensible structure
Sarah_Serinde:
I saw $6.49 but close enough 
Sarah_Serinde: gasp
SymphonySolstice: gasp
SymphonySolstice: tree law tree law tree law
MAPBoardgames: Tiny Glade is 3x that, but is more than 3x the experience.
Marvoleath: ah, so about 49 Norwegian Kroner
TehAmelie: or maybe around 10 rupees
LordZarano: It is in fact 55.49 Norwegian Kroner
TehAmelie: ah, we have to start from the back, like Bob Ross
TehAmelie: we have fireflies!
SymphonySolstice: needs yellow paint
Marvoleath: There are maybe better houses, but do they have this hat?
TehAmelie: it's practically ready to be launched into space
TehAmelie: (spaceships made of hollow rocks are fun)
shushu2539: so there are no rainy nights
Marvoleath: ok, that's cute
TehAmelie: clearly you can only get rain at night during a wet moon
kingandcommoner: The moon pulls water into the sky at night so it can rain during the day, that's what causes the tides
iris_of_ether: I see we're doing longhouse today
MAPBoardgames: If you were to climb that stack, would you be "high on pots"?
SymphonySolstice: MORE BIRB
Juliamon: I hope so
SymphonySolstice: the skinniest stilts
TehAmelie: what are we making really? a whole summer resort?
accountmadeforants:
Ah, it's the chair Vergil sits on at the end of DMC5 
TheDevil_Risen: hey Cori!
shushu2539: in the tower you have to sleep standing
TheDevil_Risen: the one house with power on the block
CaptainSpam: Unlimited POWER!
TheDevil_Risen: how much?
TheDevil_Risen: ALL OF IT
TehAmelie: all the power of Japan!
iris_of_ether: The bubble popping is satisfying
TheDevil_Risen: i think so
TheDevil_Risen: is that a chicken on a bin?
Mangledpixel: Windows in the sky, something something cloud computing
TehAmelie: what flag is that? my theory is the flag of cool ranch dressing
TehAmelie: chicken for dayz!
SymphonySolstice: chimken :>
TehAmelie: yeah i see it
SymphonySolstice: art installation
Mangledpixel: look at all those chmimnkimns
SquareDotCube: requests time?
niccus: nextfest demos that are still up?
CaptainSpam: Ooo, more UFO 50 could be nice.
SquareDotCube: Oh I was thinking Summer house stuff but demos would be good
Sarah_Serinde:
It's a short demo but I already know I need it 
Sarah_Serinde: not really
Sarah_Serinde: it's a little management sim
Sarah_Serinde: with books and cuteness and diversity
e_bloc: easy transition from summer house to house party in ufo50
shushu2539: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a mysterious pizza
Marvoleath: !findquote house
LRRbot: Quote #3327: "12-year-olds don't keep their porn under their bed. They keep it outside the house for plausible deniability." —Beej [2016-08-29]
IbunWest:
party time excellent 
TheAinMAP:

CaptainSpam: Party House.
Marvoleath: it's basically a card game, at least under ITYC rules
Juliamon: It *was* played on ITYC
CaptainSpam: It's sort of a deckbuilder.
niccus: classical deckbuilder in the board game sense
88 raiders from Seabats have joined!
CaptainSpam: When all your rowdy friends come over, you can kick 'em out!
Juliamon: Welcome raiders!
Marvoleath: Speaking of rowdy friends showing up, welcome raiders!
TehAmelie: yoo
IbunWest: welcome in partygoers
richard_ermen: Oh, Summerhouse already done?
Juliamon: It's basically Balatro, but a house party
CaptainSpam: Take a look at that hippy on the right, though...
e_bloc: its a delicate balance
Clench_Eastwood: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Cori take a deeper look at the world of video games. Game: Summer House) at Tue 01:30 PM PDT (47m ago).
EvilBadman: @Juliamon Cops to the right of me, jokers to the left
TehAmelie: choosing which of your friends to sell out to the cops, that's one way to streamline your party guest lists huh
Juliamon: and yes, Summerhouse was nice but brief
e_bloc: I think this is the only game I actually completed in ufo 50
e_bloc: totally worth it though
CaptainSpam: Yeah, Party House is great.
shushu2539: you kicked someone out for being boring?
Juliamon: It's not a good party if it's boring
Juliamon: also: roof cat is relevant
EvilBadman: So uh, monkey...not worth it?
CaptainSpam: You might want to end your parties early to cut your losses.
e_bloc: shutting down this monkey business
Marvoleath:
blame the monke? 
CaptainSpam: You can't remove from your rolodex, though.
niccus: but do you want to be the kind of host who ends parties early?
Juliamon: invite a whole kpop group
CaptainSpam: Hippies don't need to be activated, by the way.
EvilBadman:

Marvoleath: hippies are passive, that's checks out
TehAmelie: i'm still wrapping my head around the conceit of getting paid for throwing parties
shushu2539: the acab cat warns you of the incoming police
e_bloc: hippies are op
CaptainSpam: Hippies and the Cute Dog, too. Though those are more expensive.
SquareDotCube: always best to kick out old friends
e_bloc: go big and go home
Pywodwagon: go big or go big
SquareDotCube: second hippie
CaptainSpam: Note, there IS a condition for the fire department to shut you down instead...
EvilBadman: The auctioneer and comedian just fighting over the one mic
Marvoleath: "Let's get a hippie to counter the monkey" sure is a sentence
TehAmelie: they compliment each other
PaperDoopliss: And also get 3 more aliens to show up at the same time
Pywodwagon: and now you need 3 more
SquareDotCube: so uh, you need four
SkylerRingtail: Four stars in a single party? Oof
CaptainSpam:
I'm afraid you might not be winning this run. 
TehAmelie: a four star party, that's the dream
CaptainSpam: Yep, gotta learn the ropes first!
e_bloc: learning is half the battle
kusinohki: meows
Marvoleath: So, 4* is the target?
CaptainSpam: Each one is a different set of guests.
PaperDoopliss: It's always 4 stars, but your draft list varies
Marvoleath: merpeople too!
e_bloc: love a good game that makes acab obvious
CaptainSpam: Every time the climber enters the house.
SquareDotCube: (social climber)
Marvoleath:
oh no, cute dog is more expensive than normal dog 
TehAmelie: cute dog requires a lot of party space, makes sense
CaptainSpam:
And now the strategerizin' begins. 
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kusinohki: is this like a deck builder push your luck game??
CaptainSpam: It is!
CaptainSpam: Early climber can be useful, yeah.
SkylerRingtail: Hey chat, I'm a little confused. Is this game SUMMERHOUSe (per the title), or UFO 50 (per the game)? Steam screenshots are also unclear!
e_bloc: early days
PaperDoopliss: There is no way of knowing
Marvoleath: @SkylerRingtail It was Summer House earlier, now it's UFO50
SkylerRingtail: @Marvoleath Thank you
Amentur:

Marvoleath: Summer House was cute but exhausted quickly
kusinohki: if I understand, characters with an X are troublemakers and 3 of them cause the party to end (bust??). I can't tell what makes a party full though
Marvoleath: @kusinohki size of the house = limit of ppl
Marvoleath: you can buy expansions to the house, then we can see it go to the next row
kusinohki: ah. I tuned in at the end of another run(?) and the house was big enough for 3 rows. TY!
Spades_Slicc: Is there a mechanic for removing people from the rolodex, or do you have to just dilute the pool?
PaperDoopliss: The rolodex is eternal, sadly
Marvoleath: I think they are on pause if you get busted and blame them
Marvoleath: but no removal
CaptainSpam: @Spades_Slicc There's no removal mechanic, you just have to dilute.
kusinohki: guessing yellow number is the cost and teh white boxes underneath are how many in the supply?
Marvoleath: yup!
Marvoleath: green number = $ income, green number in red frame = $ cost
CaptainSpam: Oh, and if you have a relevant action remaining when you fill up the house, it'll give you a chance to use them before ending the party.
TehAmelie: so you can throw a party, make people pay to come there, throw someone to the dogs when the cops come, and they'll be back to party again the day after tomorrow. wild.
SkylerRingtail: Maybe the 2/3 troublemaker?
kusinohki: gambling? I'm in! (I'm not actually in)
MungoDude: twice I think
realbadatthis_: what does the yellow x indicate?
Spades_Slicc: Oh you need 4 stars in one party
MungoDude: moremaid?
CaptainSpam: The yellow X is a benefit from having trouble in the party.
kusinohki: may I suggest Cheeky Monkey for AFK sometime? don't know why this game reminds me of that...
realbadatthis_: ah, thanks Spam
CaptainSpam: Actually, wait, that's just specifically the writer. The other one has a different icon, I think.
Marvoleath:
@kusinohki there was a monkey in the previous party 
Jillexie: I want an all dog party
CaptainSpam: But yeah, the writer is +pop for each trouble in the party. Because that makes for good writing!
Spades_Slicc: Does the troublemaker limit increase as the house capacity increases?
PaperDoopliss: Just 1 star, sadly
PaperDoopliss: You can increase the troublemaker limit through cute dogs and hippies and just suplexing the troublemakers
CaptainSpam: 2 stars!
CaptainSpam: Erm... yeah.
MungoDude: you get a third star
e_bloc: thats a bargain
MungoDude: wait whered your stars go
Marvoleath: you need all 4 * in one party
CaptainSpam: You have to have the stars in your party all in one night.
MungoDude: ah right
TehAmelie: if it was two Michelin stars it would be tremendous
Marvoleath: moremaid?
Marvoleath: technically not dead yet
MungoDude: we're one short of another superhero but only 3 days left
Marvoleath: 2 mermaids *could* get us there
CaptainSpam:
And THERE'S the other failure condition! 
iris_of_ether: That's how they get ya
TehAmelie: damn those alluring sirens
CaptainSpam: I swear, Party House is so good.
MungoDude:

MungoDude: not to mention they drink like fish
TehAmelie: you have topped out on pop at least
MungoDude:

Marvoleath: Dino party, surely perfectly safe
CaptainSpam: You always start with the same rolodex.
gualdhar: is cloudflare going through some shit again? I'm having the worst time with websites
CaptainSpam: (which means you always have at least four trouble in your deck, which means you're always at risk of the cops)
PaperDoopliss: The dinosaurs need therapy
RandomTrivia: What a sentence
Marvoleath: that dino sure can drink
SkylerRingtail: Imagining a counselor counseling a t-rex
CaptainSpam: Look, she's a REALLY good counselor.
hyalopterous: If you use the photographer can they get you stars?
PaperDoopliss: I'm a big fan of taking hippies/cute dogs and trouble early to get the economy going
iris_of_ether: Hippies stop busting. Interesting
realbadatthis_: @SkylerRingtail well to be fair, they are a normal boyfriend whose brain was put into a t-rex
Marvoleath: @SkylerRingtail "I understand 'rawr', but have you considered why 'rawr'?"
SkylerRingtail: Interesting. Actions don't reset when going outside
realbadatthis_: buy monke?
CaptainSpam: SCIENCE!
Marvoleath: so you need at least 100 pop for 4*dinos
MungoDude: all of the hippies?
Marvoleath: but that also needs at least 2 anti-trouble
Spades_Slicc: A bartender is a kind of counselor
CaptainSpam: One consumes the resource, the other uses it.
MungoDude: is the resource trauma? Is the therapist a trauma vampire?
Marvoleath: @MungoDude that's one way to put it, I suppose
collectangels: because it's a monkey bar, duh!
gsyhiap: monke business
Marvoleath: dino time?!
realbadatthis_: dino number 2!
collectangels: what's the goal?
MungoDude: oopsy
realbadatthis_: @collectangels 4 star party
collectangels: I see
silenceaux: At least you got a picture of a dinosaur first...
TehAmelie: The Good Dinosaur? that's the name of a movie?
MungoDude: 3rd dino?
Marvoleath: threeno!
TehAmelie: but which one is the good one if they're both reformed
realbadatthis_: @TehAmelie What is that, a False Dino-tomy?
MungoDude: more hippies?
Marvoleath: I think you wanna kick dinos unless you have 4 of them
Marvoleath: they only trouble
TehAmelie: hello dino my old friend
CaptainSpam: More counseling?
TehAmelie: oh no, we've exhausted our supply of hippies
SquareDotCube: suplex that dino
PaperDoopliss: We must suplex the dino
tdapenguin: I keep reading hippies as hippos and am excited/afraid of tha
tdapenguin: t party
SkylerRingtail: There's a chance!
MungoDude: quadraceratops
crashco17:
This is just Balatro with more steps 
TehAmelie: if i had to party with a t-rex or a hippo, i'd take the t-rex
SkylerRingtail: Victory!
PaperDoopliss: VICTORY
CaptainSpam: Close the door!
LurkerSpine: can just end it now
Marvoleath: \o/
Marvoleath:

PaperDoopliss: No you won
MungoDude:

PaperDoopliss: The target was 4
PaperDoopliss: You have 4
RandomTrivia:

iris_of_ether:

TehAmelie: you're a DINO-STAR
CaptainSpam: VICTORY!
collectangels: Dinosaur party
collectangels: Noice
PaperDoopliss: Ain't no party like a T-rex party
gsyhiap: Jurassic Party!
Amentur:
Ultimate party 
CaptainSpam: And that's how you party!
Spades_Slicc: D I N O S U R by Kesha plays
gualdhar: so is this the ultimate party if half the guests get eaten by the other half?
collectangels: Retired champion!
LurkerSpine: Block Koala
PaperDoopliss: Block koala
LurkerSpine: One above the alien
LurkerSpine: I think
LurkerSpine:
100
RandomTrivia: There's no way one bird could cause that - it must have been Flamingus and Dingus
SquareDotCube: understandable, flamingoes are assholes
silenceaux: That koala face means business
tdapenguin: @randomtrivia
tdapenguin:
@randomtrivia 
iris_of_ether: There's an in game reset button for the level
MungoDude:

iris_of_ether: You have 2 buttons lol
MungoDude: bless you
Marvoleath: gesundheit
1 raiders from EpicJackN64 have joined!
LurkerSpine: my biggest problem with this game is that it's way too big
LurkerSpine: there's like 50 levels or something iirc
RandomTrivia: I played Baba is You for the first time today, and watching this is making me really appreciate that "undo" button
Spades_Slicc: I don't think this works
Spades_Slicc: i am bad at puzzle
silenceaux: Well done
RandomTrivia: Spatial reasoning hard
RandomTrivia:

RandomTrivia:

RandomTrivia: There IS an undo button!
Spades_Slicc: it's not even spatial reasoning, I just forgot that the number blocks could be moved after you start moving the star block
collectangels:
Why didn't it tell earlier
RandomTrivia: oh no
iris_of_ether: I think Cori is better at this than I was
RandomTrivia:

TehAmelie:

TheBorzoi:

Marvoleath:

collectangels: always has been
silenceaux: Oh, you can't push a 3 with a 2?
jacqui_lantern234:
HAI FRIENDS 
BrowneePointz: I mean true Cori but you didn't have to say it
jacqui_lantern234: hope yall are well
RandomTrivia:
jacqui_lantern234 Hey friend - it's good to see you! 
collectangels: huh?
Spades_Slicc: I think I see it
Spades_Slicc: again bad at puzzle
CaptainSpam: The rules of this game are really confusing. I'm not all that good at it.
Marvoleath: so, 1 into 1 works, or higher number into 1, but not 1 into highe
collectangels: can't you just push the dot into the three?
Notamys3000: one of the most deceptive games in UFO50, game is very good at making you feel foolish
collectangels: this does not work as I thought it would...
collectangels: ohhh
Spades_Slicc: Could you push the dot into the 3 before doing anything else?
collectangels: I think I have it now
iris_of_ether: Gonna be honest I don't think I played beyond this level
Marvoleath: You cannot push the dot / 1 into higher number
Marvoleath: only number into the dot / 1
Marvoleath: or dot into dot
silenceaux: Brilliant
RandomTrivia:

jacqui_lantern234:
she did it 
CaptainSpam:

TehAmelie: all those fakeout blocks that don't do anything. . .
jacqui_lantern234: this has probably been said about this game before, but its giving me kinda Baba Is You vibes
CaptainSpam: Yep, that's what level 14 looks like, all right.
Marvoleath: oh, is the gravel walkie only, no pushy?
silenceaux: This deeply satisfies my memories of Chip's Challenge
ArtOfStuttering:
looks impossibru 
CaptainSpam: I've got no clue here, I haven't gotten very far in this game at all.
collectangels: unless the grey floor does anything, this looks way too easy.
collectangels: Suspicious
collectangels: I see
Marvoleath: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness. Game: The Last of Us 2) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (1:32 from now).
collectangels: that's the problem
Marvoleath: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe refresh your drink, take your meds, or go to the toilet if you need to. Don't forget to wash your hands!
RandomTrivia:

Marvoleath: It's future Cori's problem!
TehAmelie: i'd definitely use brute force as my first strategy in this game
jacqui_lantern234:
but yeah, i hope yall have been finding and cherishing the joys life has to offer 
TehAmelie: don't need to try and figure it out if you just try all possible moves
TehAmelie: i've been having fun writing an intense twine game
silenceaux: wanna rob a train?
LurkerSpine: rail heist is great
RandomTrivia: Time for some trains rights and some trains wrongs!
jacqui_lantern234:
"we are a strange family" man, lucky you have one 
niccus: horse confirmed
jacqui_lantern234:
@niccus too bad Cori cant draw them 
RandomTrivia: Ok this already looks great
iris_of_ether: This feels related to the RPG in ufo50
TehAmelie: wait did the timer go down before it started?
SnackPak_: neat
jacqui_lantern234:
@RandomTrivia YOU look great!!! GOTTEM 
RandomTrivia: wow, rekt I guess
Marvoleath: 3 ppl and only 1 horse, no wonder they need to rob trains
RandomTrivia:

jacqui_lantern234:
oh, cori!!! you were great on the most recent crapshot!!! 
RandomTrivia: What a great soundtrack too
gsyhiap: At least you didn't shoot yourseelf in the foot, you had a lawman do it for you...
TehAmelie: D&D has taught me owning a horse costs 1 GP per day, i don't know how they'd keep it without robbery
collectangels: all those games remind me of old C64 times
LurkerSpine: so close
TheMerricat:

SnackPak_: miss it by that much
jacqui_lantern234:

Marvoleath: @TehAmelie isn't 1GP a yearly income of a farmer?
gsyhiap: F
TehAmelie: probably
realbadatthis_: lol
jacqui_lantern234:
Cori, youre too kind for a life of crime 
Spades_Slicc: "I was not meant to rob a train, where's my mom" Kellen probably
gsyhiap: Where's Serenity when you need her?
RandomTrivia: What a cool flip
SnackPak_:

gsyhiap:

RandomTrivia:

TehAmelie: that'll keep our bounty low, i'm sure
RandomTrivia: *BONK*
attackllama31: well if this isn't incredibly charming
Marvoleath: oh, different musik
RandomTrivia:

Marvoleath: chicken!
SnackPak_: I can't believe that worked
RandomTrivia: OUTPLAYED
gsyhiap:

SquareDotCube: no bullet
Marvoleath: is it a guard chicken?
jacqui_lantern234:
CORI YOU LUCKY SUNUVA 
gsyhiap: F
RandomTrivia:

RandomTrivia:

gsyhiap:

RandomTrivia:
I love the way the hat flies off 
Marvoleath: can punch through a wall, but not crack a skull
RandomTrivia:

SnackPak_:

gsyhiap:

collectangels:

jacqui_lantern234:

jacqui_lantern234: DANGIT
gsyhiap: So much for the pacifist run
RandomTrivia: It went really well until it didn't
Marvoleath: that lethal ankle shot
jacqui_lantern234: i believe in you, Cori
jacqui_lantern234: @Marvoleath listen, any shot is a death-blow if you have no healthcare
RandomTrivia:

SnackPak_: the perfect plan
Marvoleath: *safe* way out, I see what you did there
gsyhiap:

jacqui_lantern234:
GGs
iris_of_ether: Horse horse horse horse
TehAmelie: horse's doing the real work here, catching you after a 5 meter drop
Invitare: how old are these bones? Are they dinosaur fossils?V aluable?
SnackPak_: o7
jacqui_lantern234: YEET
Marvoleath: dodgeroll, so it's a soulslike
collectangels: foot shot!
gsyhiap:

iris_of_ether: !clip
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TehAmelie: two sheriffs have the same pistol air juggling power as Dante from Devil May Cry, who knew
TheMerricat: You didn't get the money...
Spades_Slicc: Leaving the money??
Marvoleath: what if you remove floor under the ppl?
jacqui_lantern234:
OH CORI, YOULL APPRECIATE THIS!!! ive started the training to become a thrown weapons marshal in the SCA 
Juliamon:

gsyhiap:

jacqui_lantern234:

iris_of_ether: Nice arc
realbadatthis_: @jacqui_lantern234 hell yeah
gsyhiap: #smooth
RandomTrivia:
Cori please, I can only clip so fast 
Marvoleath: that's one way to escape the law xD
collectangels: speedrunner tech here
RandomTrivia: This will go well
gsyhiap:

iris_of_ether: Amazing
jacqui_lantern234:

Juliamon: That went IMPRESSIVELY sideways
TehAmelie: hey, they are immune to dynamite?
LurkerSpine: this is why this game is great
collectangels: those are dang good shooters
jacqui_lantern234: AMAZING
Marvoleath: c-c-c-combo
gsyhiap: @Juliamon ...and upwards
LurkerSpine: @TehAmelie nah they can get blown up
collectangels: hitting a target moving from explosion
iris_of_ether: You've played Gunpoint, yeah?
BrowneePointz: that's one of my personal faves of ufo50
iris_of_ether: Legit. The writing carried it for me
gsyhiap:

MAPBoardgames: Gnothrock keep is a sweet name. I'm stealing it
Spades_Slicc: Imagine if it's just Ghosts and Goblins but only one hit
niccus: horse deconfirmed
MAPBoardgames: From the moment I fell, I knew the book had not been destroyed like I had planned.
Marvoleath:
for a moment I thought it was suddenly tetris 
RandomTrivia: Mike Tyson's Dungeon Crawler?
RandomTrivia:

BusTed:

Marvoleath:

iris_of_ether:

RandomTrivia:

MAPBoardgames:

Spades_Slicc: a potion for your red
MAPBoardgames: Inside WAS a key. Mine now!
RandomTrivia: It's keys and doors all the way down!
RandomTrivia: """found"""
Marvoleath: "rat" huh
RandomTrivia: That sound...
RandomTrivia: This hole was not made for us
MAPBoardgames: I'm detecting a trap
SquareDotCube: it was a timed trap
MAPBoardgames: mmmMMMMMmmmm... essence...
gsyhiap: A maze of twisty passages all alike...
RandomTrivia:

gsyhiap:

RandomTrivia: BHAHAHAHAHA
CaptainSpam: SCIENCE!
WiJohn: Third time's the charm!
KBKarma: Turns out that switch drops boulders.
RandomTrivia:
Wanna see if the third time is the same? 
iris_of_ether: Don't do it again!
gsyhiap: Infinite boulders!
MAPBoardgames: Who makes those giant stone balls?
Marvoleath: science done
emmaInProgress: third time's the charm?
Marvoleath: longer than before!
gsyhiap: Better stir yourself then!
KBKarma: I thought it was going to be a game called Summerhouse?
Marvoleath: can you spend essence somehow?
realbadatthis_: @KBKarma it finished quick
KBKarma: Ah.
BrowneePointz: excuse you
BrowneePointz: Hoggle was Labyrinth
MAPBoardgames:
I heard the crone drops a sweet katana if you kill her. 
RandomTrivia:

Spades_Slicc: How many gems is 1 gem worth?
gsyhiap: Fair tbh
Juliamon: oh we fancy now
MAPBoardgames:
It's MAGIC! 
Marvoleath: it cloaks
RandomTrivia: It looks cool, is what it does
MAPBoardgames: It's more stylish than the clothes
RandomTrivia: (I have no idea if it does anything else)
VoyRising: Orc seems very Bald Bull
BrowneePointz: So it's...Might and Magic Punch Out?
gsyhiap: Something essential, I guess
jacqui_lantern234:
ESSENCEially nothing
(jk i have no idea)
Marvoleath: I imagine you spend the essence to improve stats somehow?
MAPBoardgames:
Chug! Chug!
jacqui_lantern234: many foes
jacqui_lantern234: dangit!
RandomTrivia: Rip
gsyhiap: F
CaptainSpam: It is not. The maps are consistent.
theamc2000: I thought you work with James Over
Marvoleath: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness. Game: The Last of Us 2) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (56m from now).
SquareDotCube: sports car
SquareDotCube: "nah that was just me after the three bean burrito"
EricTheOrange: My GOTY of 2024
MAPBoardgames: I'm guessing you need to rube-goldberg a one-move clearing
Marvoleath: oh, you dont need to kill all, just leave less than humans?
fry_dx: Yes, but killing all gets you an extra human for next time
iris_of_ether:

MAPBoardgames:
I keep yelling at the screen telling you where to put pieces, and you keep not hearing me. So frustrating. 
MAPBoardgames: Go Left 15 seconds ago!
ELD_Winterlight: Purple guy did indeed take 2 hits
MAPBoardgames: Naaahh! Naaahh, I say!
r10pez10: am i the only one who thought UFO 50 was a legit old series of games
iris_of_ether: I mean, they do specifically go for that aesthetic
r10pez10: cori is seeing into the matrix
MAPBoardgames: @r10pez10 I would be surprised if you were the only one.
jacqui_lantern234:
THANK 4 STREAM 
iris_of_ether: Good times, thank you for the stream
CaptainSpam: Thanks for the stream, Cori!
Wolfstrike_NL:

r10pez10: games are so realistic nowadays wowee
CaptainSpam: UFO 50 has so many wonders to show you.
r10pez10: !schedule
iris_of_ether: Enjoy your trip!
jacqui_lantern234:
get Cori to sign your copies of Cori Mountain 
TehAmelie: thanks for the stream!
MAPBoardgames: I have a jar of Coriander...
jacqui_lantern234: value is subjective
jacqui_lantern234:
CYOA IS BACK AAAAAAAAAAAAA 
JessieImproved: oooh
Invitare: what happened to the rest of Paul?
Cptasparagus: will you sign my cilantro plant?
MAPBoardgames: no promises
iris_of_ether: Mmmm chemicals
frameshifty: my sharpie here says non-toxic...
gualdhar: will you sign a coriander seed? just one
SquareDotCube: just not a used tissue
jacqui_lantern234:
JUST THEM 
SnackPak_:

LurkerSpine: Bye y'all!
jacqui_lantern234:
later, nerds 
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