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Aceviru: Frog here reporting for duty o7
lamina5432: ready to watch the sniping o7
Thefluffiestguineapig: Non frog here for duty
Thefluffiestguineapig: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness. Game: The Last of Us 2) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (3s from now).
Thefluffiestguineapig: So close yet so far
protojman:
Thefluffiestguineapig: But I did hit the going online screen right on the nose
vinewood_og:
jrfantom1: let’s go
RealGamerCow: This game isn't over yet?
Wolfstrike_NL:
Best ghost time
vinewood_og: Needed more time for flashbacks!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @RealGamerCow Considering they talk for minimum 30 minutes beforehand and then generally will stop for Adam to have his mind broken at some point for about 40 mid stream?
vinewood_og: We already did microplastics. Now what?
YawnLance: @vinewood_og macroplastics
Spades_Slicc: IMacroplasticsngest
lamina5432: the game also has felt over for a while just dragging it's body to the finish line.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @vinewood_og Adam also did every single live action Disney remake and I cried laughing
ButButTheJesus: henlo chat i am currently enjoying a Red Delicious apple ama
vinewood_og: And let us not forget the clown balogna
Thefluffiestguineapig: @lamina5432 We get that the humans are the real bad guys, stop dragging this out
lochnessseammonster:
hello spoopy friends 
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vinewood_og:
RayFK: oh shit it's the boys
RayFK: Podcast time
Thefluffiestguineapig: @RayFK After the wheel is spun
YawnLance: oh no
SnackPak_: nah
Aceviru: Lol
vinewood_og: Yayy podcasts! Nothing bad ever happens on podcasts!
ButButTheJesus: awooo
ghyllnox: Alphas? US?
CaptainSpam: Well, it IS still Alpha Flight...
Wolfstrike_NL: Ban Ben somehow
lochnessseammonster:
MrSarkhan: this stream is cursed already
Nigouki: Oh hey it's the grown men of Let's Nope
Darleysam: sigma balls!
Spades_Slicc: I don't believe anyone here would identify as an alpha
GenericHerooo: Ultra red
RealGamerCow: nope, I hate that
RayFK: Alright, banning Ben
Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm so confused
stickpoppet: Ew
lamina5432: have you been reading omegaverse stuff ben
RayFK: Cuz that shit sucks
ghyllnox: Wait we can't all be alphas
SnackPak_: please no
Thefluffiestguineapig: I think he loves it because people will hate it
protojman: what's up kings
brainbosh: Pls we dont need to teach Adam about the Omegaverse
NimrodXIV: quick somebody explain ABO to them
ButButTheJesus: ben no
lochnessseammonster:
thanks i hate it 
Thefluffiestguineapig: @brainbosh That might violate TOS
solarsheeptoken: combine: alpha dilholes
stickpoppet: continental breakfast for all my alphas
vinewood_og: Airport La Quinta energy
ghyllnox: "How to scent mark your territory"
gualdhar: Oh banana peel guy
RayFK: Oh fucking Ashton Hall
Darleysam: an Alpha Course is a church outreach thing that.. I heard a lot about as a kid 🙃
RayFK: that guy
lochnessseammonster:
same thing yeah
uneactrice: same energy
Spades_Slicc: and/or fight club
stickpoppet: It's a wild book, too
CaptainSpam: Well, that and Fight Club.
betweenmyself: “For lunch every day, he crouches by the side of the road and rubs gravel in his hair.”
SarkhanGluedBackTogether:
"he gets me" 
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ghyllnox: Another instance of a cautionary tale being taken as a role model
RealGamerCow: american psycho, fight club, american history x, etc.
lochnessseammonster:
except the movie is making fun of you and you don't even realize it
RayFK: Wow rude, I ain't no dumbass
YawnLance: yayyyyy
protojman:
vinewood_og: I volunteer as tribute!
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JinaMahavira: probably not
RealGamerCow:
SquareDotCube: showcase showdown but it's in minor key
NimrodXIV: did you just search for youtube
niccus: price of right...
SnackPak_: oof
RealGamerCow:
NimrodXIV: just play it half speed
ButButTheJesus: sure
xantos69: I am never punished
niccus: yeah sure whatever youtube
The_Timo: uhh
RatherLargeToad: Jingle those bells!
SnackPak_: what is happening right now
CaptainSpam: E
Nigouki: eeeeeee
ratstronomer: Eeeeeeeee
raulghoulia: this is only a little cursed
Dog_of_Myth: Off by one
The_Timo: E for everybody
Jennie_Fuchsia: oh no
ButButTheJesus: eeeeeeeeeee
definenull: Phew dodged a bullet there
RayFK: Aight who's gettin got
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Spades_Slicc: e
lamina5432: o7
ghyllnox: o7
definenull: o7
vinewood_og: o7
PhorrestGaze: o7
JinaMahavira: o7
xantos69: o7
Dog_of_Myth: o7
7gorobei: o7
Kelazi5: o7
ShaneLeeAtk: o7
GasCityGaming: o7
ButButTheJesus:
Aceviru: o7
YawnLance: o7
ratstronomer: o7
MrSarkhan: o7
lochnessseammonster: o7
betweenmyself:
NimrodXIV: o7
SnackPak_: o7
Wolfstrike_NL: o7
bethy_kins24: o7
Jigokuro:
CaptainSpam: o7
KWardJenx: o7
realbadatthis_: o7
Nigouki: put it behind you pretending it's on your back wall
RatherLargeToad: In the aaaaaaaarms of an angel…🎵
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niccus: does that mean you're fair game
NotCainNorAbel: This part of the game sucks
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YawnLance: It just keeps going on and on and on and on and on andd on
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ButButTheJesus: its a lot!
RatherLargeToad: It is so very “mid”
Spades_Slicc: Anyone who paid 80 dollars for a video game deserve to have their time wasted
GasCityGaming: one of the games of all time
Juliamon: The pacing doesn't match that of the first one, which is the real crime
bethy_kins24: de nice
betweenmyself: Bort?
vinewood_og: Margarita?
YawnLance: Mel? I think?
RatherLargeToad: “Dead”. Name is “Dead”
7gorobei: mel
RayFK: Rita
Cptasparagus: Marg.... arita?
definenull: Oh hi Marg
rosesmcgee: Joey Jo Jo
ButButTheJesus: marrrrrg
Sarah_Serinde: yes it is
RatherLargeToad: Fridged
Darleysam: margarine
far2muchsarcasm: ma!
niccus: m'arg
SnackPak_: I love that Bush song
SquareDotCube: arge marg
ShaneLeeAtk: My grandma said oleo
vinewood_og: Don't let the days go by.... MARGARINE
RealGamerCow: "adam honey, go get that oleo"
GasCityGaming: Marg can be a nickname for Margaret
darkcyril: Grandma was a real alpha.
Spades_Slicc: Alpha-minium
putz12a: Aluminium is actually the name of the element. Aluminum is a brand name
putz12a: That became genericised
ButButTheJesus: mo bile, ag ile, hos tile
Isaac3567: In the UK its spelled with an extra I in the word
SquareDotCube: gotta keep the culture war between France and Britain going
ChrisTheLemming: Okay, but how do you pronounce "decal"?
vinewood_og: Here we go
CaptainSpam: Yeah, I can give them "Al-you-min-ee-um" if they spell it differently. That's a fair call.
EvilBadman: Unless you're in Alabama then it's mo-beel
Blakemcm: bone papercut
RayFK: TO THE BONE
RayFK: WHAT THE FUCK
ghyllnox: I swear we've had this discussion
Nigouki: wait i remember this, didn't we end up with foreskin papercut last time?
Blakemcm: no ass nations
Darleysam: this question's done a few laps already, I see
vinewood_og: Rough circumcision
lochnessseammonster: i don't think you can call to the bone a paper cut but that is my only qualm
EvilBadman: Goodbye shit envelope fare thee well
gualdhar: do you have to open it with your hand or does any body part count, if ungloved?
definenull: No gaming the system
Darleysam: so basically, is it worth $1000 a day to get a papercut possibly to the bone
PhorrestGaze: what if you just leave it on the street?
lochnessseammonster:
GasCityGaming: could we get a papercut so bad we would die or need the hospital?
raulghoulia: "Hey Ben, what's this envelope under your pillow?"
Aceviru: At some point nerves will just give in
Nigouki: oh it's just on hand? pffffffffft that's easy
Isaac3567: Do I have to declare the money on my taxes?
Nigouki: i thought it was whole body last time this came up
ItsThugDimmadome: I'M A LINE COOK BRING IT ON
EvilBadman: Just walk away. Only winning move.
Blakemcm: to the bone
Thefluffiestguineapig: Can I open it in the ER?
ArtOfStuttering: That's not a loophole. That's just murder-suicide.
definenull: I mean Ben assembled warhammer minifigs so...
DaltAndPepper: the hospital bill would start racking up \
Aceviru: It'll become painless
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ItsThugDimmadome Yeah, I'm a vet tech, this shit's nothing
betweenmyself:
with 1k a day you can just get all the back-alley hand grafts you could ever want 
Blakemcm: Ben is a loop holer
realbadatthis_: easy no
PhorrestGaze: What's the distribution of cuts here?
Blip2004: For once I got to do some work at home and the power goes out, for 2 hours
SnackPak_: I'd open it once, what are the odds the first one is really bad?
VrolikSyndrome: Of all the answers we discussed, infinite blood was not a concept that came up.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Half of my patients have knives on all of their limbs and want to take my face off
Spades_Slicc: Fun fact there's a vessel in your hand that leads directly to your heart
CaptainSpam: By "to the bone", I guess that includes your neck and spine?
darkcyril: "I'm getting my bag, doc."
xantos69: See the thing is $50 isn't that much. I wouldn't take this deal for anything less than $2000
vinewood_og: I cut my hands into pieces. This my last resort!
lochnessseammonster: yeah worth it
ItsThugDimmadome: @Thefluffiestguineapig Honestly, I find half of my minor cuts with lemon juice and vinegar.
CaptainSpam: "I use my latent psychic powers I've decided this scenario grants me to become not unlike a god."
VrolikSyndrome: He's just like Drizzt, lmao
SnackPak_: solid point
gualdhar: at a thousand dollars a day I can afford some pretty sweet bionic hands
RealGamerCow: just to the bone on I wouldn't make it past a week.
lochnessseammonster: i think i'm done after my second cut to the bone... but otherwise i'm in it for the long haul
SmithKurosaki: How does one feet you, Ben?
raulghoulia: tax free, baby
betweenmyself:
you know what gets really difficult with hamburger hands? opening envelops 
PhorrestGaze: it can't happen twice in a row, first day doesn't count
SmithKurosaki: @PhorrestGaze Right? I mean, what are we talking about, Owls?
7gorobei: is cyanoacrylate available to use?
ProcyonFlynn: As someone that already needs to deal with random cuts and blisters whenever I forget gloves? I'm already living this with a 50/50, and I don't even get $10
Thefluffiestguineapig: If you don't open do they also stop getting it?
The_Timo: do it a couple days then sell evidence of actual magic lol
RayFK: Dude you'd be banned on every platform
RayFK: With all the blood
The_Timo: Everyone get your money on big cut lol
lochnessseammonster: i think i could do a week easy, probably a month... but really depends how many reeeeaally bad ones i got
flouncy_magooo: A thousand bucks is so much. You could buy a hundred bananas with it.
saucemaster5000: I'm late for net's nope, it's so over
PhorrestGaze: we'd love it.
voren_chalco: Yeah, we're the worst
Juliamon: You don't ever actually show the blood directly
gualdhar: people watch NASCAR and Hockey for the fights
lochnessseammonster:
i am already brutal on my hands everyday
PhorrestGaze: What if you can inflict the cut on a random viewer?
Darleysam: they'd let you stream it on kick
raulghoulia: who is sending these envelopes?
asddsa28: ad thats the only magoc in the world
jacqui_lantern234:
dont worry adam, i make myself sick by looking in the mirror 
EvilBadman: Flip it or rip it extreme edition
ItsThugDimmadome: @gualdhar NASCAR makes the cars fight each other? How bar baric
VrolikSyndrome: Permanent nerve damage, among other things.
RealGamerCow: they would be hamburger
lamina5432: for 300k though
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GasCityGaming: could it go through tendons/ligaments?
ProcyonFlynn: How many bandaids can you buy for $1000?
realbadatthis_: paper cuts are why i never finished everything everywhere all at once
Spades_Slicc: By a year, your hands are more scar tissue than anything else
RatherLargeToad: envelope is covered in salt
VrolikSyndrome: THAT'S WHAT LEAD TO THE NO MURDER THING
Aceviru: The limit is the pain you can tolerate.
raulghoulia: loop holer
jacqui_lantern234: do blow-up pillows count?
tehfewl: you don't have a camp pillow?
ItsThugDimmadome: Pillow or pillow equivalent
PhorrestGaze: need a break? No pillow for a few days
stickpoppet: So when is this gonna be an anime?
CaptainSpam: Declare a rock to be your "pillow" and continue as normal!
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BrokenGolem: this is a pretty F'd up isekai
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saucemaster5000: that pillow has so many bloodstains
lochnessseammonster: you take pillows camping!
raulghoulia: three and a half years for a milly
ItsThugDimmadome: $365k
Kramburger: Jesus Ben
EvilBadman: @raulghoulia That's like anti-loop hole. If it didn't appear, he can open, it stops showing up
saucemaster5000: it's not enough for the hospital fees in most U.S.
lochnessseammonster: yeah
GasCityGaming: Do I have to pay taxes?
lamina5432: close to a house though
vinewood_og: Won't buy a house here
Blakemcm: its a ton of money, you are delusional if you dont think it is
ItsThugDimmadome: That's twisted.
ProcyonFlynn: Pays better and is less physically taxing than a lot of jobs.
raulghoulia: scars for years
BrokenGolem: literally sign in your own blood
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's fucked up
Sarah_Serinde: I want to live somewhere 50k is enough for a down payment and a mortgage I can afford
stickpoppet: I gotta wonder that if you do it long enough you'd have so many tiny lil scars covering your hands
PhorrestGaze: They investigate your income when you go to make a downpayment
gualdhar: you think Musk or Bezos does this you're tripping
Aceviru: "my hands look like this so my house can look like this"
raulghoulia: and youd get anemia
Blakemcm: gorilla glue the wounds and buy a house
Omthebox: I'd just be lucky
ProcyonFlynn: To the bone? Just use the meat-glue.
Spades_Slicc: I've done that a bunch
BrokenGolem: superglue that shit
The_Timo: so wait, could it hit a vein?
lamina5432: as someone who worked in a spring factory the risk of cuts sounds about the same
ItsThugDimmadome: I have one of those now. It's ok at best.
vinewood_og: Uhhhhh
saucemaster5000: this question makes me lightheaded every time we get into it
YawnLance: To "work you out", huh?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sarah_Serinde I want to live somewhere that 50k is a reasonable amount of savings that if I don't have a single emergency I wouldn't blow through it immediately
Kramburger: Learn to love cardio Adam
JinaMahavira: If I got a paper cut to the bone, I would vomit
ChrisTheLemming: Wait so are you going to pay taxes on this? The goberment wants a slice (heh)
Aceviru: Haha
RealGamerCow: I cut a chunk of the top of my finger of 26 days ago, it's just healed.
vinewood_og: Or do, I'm the cops
agentofsaruman69: not having to work 8 hours a day afford you a lot of time for papercut wound care tbh
lochnessseammonster: i think it depends where... i've had to the bone on my finger and couldn't sew for a week. but palm would really fuck you
Mazrae: As someone who had trouble getting a job i would take this in a heart beat
vinewood_og: not
Lithobraker: Every day is leg day.
Blakemcm: hell yea bro, lookin huge
Kramburger: That's a mood killer
lochnessseammonster: wow
raulghoulia: sweet weiner bro
PhorrestGaze: nice wee wee my dude
VrolikSyndrome:
stickpoppet: Sick ween, bro
EvilBadman: @mazrae That's like every squid game premise ever
Dog_of_Myth:
YawnLance:
Nice peener 
ButButTheJesus: THERE it is
vinewood_og: Peeners in the chat AWOOOOO
jacqui_lantern234:
BUT PEENOR IS FUNNY BEN
Nigouki: i think you might be underestimating your healing ability. As someone who's built model kits for years and years, tiny and medium cuts on hands and fingers were constant and honestly can't think of one that took longer than 5-7 to fully close. Maximum of 5-7 of constant cuts ain't too bad.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Nice pee pee
ProcyonFlynn: #Don'tClipThat
ghyllnox:
PEENER????
saucemaster5000: nice dinky
VrolikSyndrome: beeg peener energy
ButButTheJesus: #teamnicole
rosesmcgee: Wimpy
betweenmyself: Dude, I just want to tell you that I think you have a handsome wee wee
Wolfstrike_NL: Hello guy with the nice Weiner and guy with the nice Peener
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Dog_of_Myth: But we never think
saucemaster5000: mayhaps you are thinking too much
jacqui_lantern234:
adam, you terrorize us NOW
GasCityGaming: thinking? we're Twitch chat.....
betweenmyself: The fact that a non-zero number of these cuts are “to the bone” is the issue
Nigouki: I AM thinking, give me the $1000 per day and I'll do the deed myself and not magic required
lamina5432: so you need to get some cardboard because you get some nasty paper cuts from cardboard
Thefluffiestguineapig: Says the man who yells and berates chat at the beginning of every stream
stickpoppet: the dancin grampa?!
7gorobei: Adam as crossroads demon
realbadatthis_: the vangabus
Thefluffiestguineapig: Adam learns things!!!
jacqui_lantern234: OLD SPICE
Juliamon: fuck off Old Spice
letsbelgo: ooooold spice
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TheWriterAleph: mmm old spice
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betweenmyself:
The Venga Bus is COMIN! 
GasCityGaming: ooo smexy old spice ad
Nigouki: This is honestly less self harm than a lot of jobs out there that pay minimum wage!!!
Spades_Slicc: 6 Flags grandpa sounds different
Dog_of_Myth: !venga
LRRbot: The Venga Bus is coming in for the kill, it's doing it for a thrill. Oh, I'm hoping you'll understand.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Old Spice get fucked
saucemaster5000: ben is an axe body spray truther
Thefluffiestguineapig: !venga
LRRbot: I feel the Venga Bus move under my feet, I feel the party tumbling down.
ProcyonFlynn: Insert Royalty-Free Venga-Bus here.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ProcyonFlynn You mean the Cori remix
vinewood_og: "pops" comma out of the bus
SnackPak_: old-mans his way out
Strebenherz: good evenin, i see i've found peak monkey time
Dog_of_Myth:
stickpoppet: This was like mid-00's right?
raulghoulia: can you name the six flags?
Jennie_Fuchsia: we literally have the Cori mix for this exact reason
RatherLargeToad: Party? Party?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Strebenherz Incorrect, you found Adam learns a thing
Nigouki: So before Adam never looked at anything on the internet he never looked at anything on TV either?
realbadatthis_: it was the intro to live action aladdin
Darleysam: I only know it from the Robot Chicken sketch
ButButTheJesus: "Help! Its coming!"
Strebenherz: @Thefluffiestguineapig what's on the docket today? vengabus?
PhorrestGaze: come into my bus, there's a n envelope on the right and men in jars on the left
betweenmyself: Venga Bus Man: Dispenser of Magical Conundrums
ShaneLeeAtk: It would never be a million
SquareDotCube: But Ben would be dancing to Cori's version of Venga Bus. BUS IS COMING
rosesmcgee: Ben is gonna be magic dancing Jigsaw
vinewood_og: Russian Fap Roulette
Dog_of_Myth:
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Strebenherz The six flags grandpa dancing to Vengabus
raulghoulia: thats a serial killer
YawnLance: "I don't even *have* a million dollars"
Darleysam: criminal mastermind
earlgrey82: wasnt even a revolver
saucemaster5000: I don't think this plan requires you to have the money yeah
jacqui_lantern234: @YawnLance LMFAO IM FUCKIN CACKLING
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's just a Joker bit
Darleysam: cops like "dang, they agreed to it, we can't touch him"
Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm crying right now
Strebenherz: huh. i haven't seen this before either i think, thanks ben xD
ItsThugDimmadome: "This man right here, officer."
Strebenherz: and thank ya @Thefluffiestguineapig
YawnLance: Y'know like around
RatherLargeToad: a little Ebola?!?
Kramburger: Ben wants to be a retiree
vinewood_og: RoadQuest 10
saucemaster5000: he goes to like... the pizza hut and garage sales
The_Timo: He'd stick to 1 roundabout
Aceviru: Driving is fun
e_bloc: does a ben shit in the forest
xantos69: Ok, so how many inches of height would you trade away for $5000 per inch?
jacqui_lantern234: im with ben, that like is legitimately one i wanna live
SquareDotCube: become bigfoot
YawnLance: A boat boat or a house boat?
e_bloc: house boats are cook
voren_chalco: That's just Pacific Drive
GreyThey: You'd get sea-sick of it after a while
betweenmyself: Ben just drivin around through the forest, lookin for trails to take his prized pillow on a hike.
RealGamerCow: Coast Guard
saucemaster5000: boat ben smokes a corncob pipe
RayFK: David would
Cptasparagus: no thats the coasties
Thefluffiestguineapig: @xantos69 I'm already only 5'0" and clothes are already too long
NotCainNorAbel: tap tap
saucemaster5000: those were the two boat types -- pirates of christopher columbuses
The_Timo: that's what all the alcohol was for
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hardtack is food preservation
TheWriterAleph: @NotCainNorAbel thank you
JinaMahavira: salted meats
Spades_Slicc: which lake?
SquareDotCube: But Adam, you can introduce citrons to your crewmates
raulghoulia: international waters
saucemaster5000: this is how the "lost" island came to be
lochnessseammonster:
betweenmyself: sorry, this lake is now an Industrial Zone. SimCity rules say you gotta GET OUT
letsbelgo: speak the same*
Thefluffiestguineapig: Depends
NotCainNorAbel: I might fit in better then verse now
ghyllnox: Trans here so...
Diabore: absolutely not, i thrive in technology
jacqui_lantern234: adam, im transgender. im MEGA DEAD
stickpoppet: I feel like the stench would give me away. i wouldn't be able to not smell all the BO
BrokenGolem: bathe once a month
gualdhar: the moment cholera happens, you know what causes it and be seen as a genius
RealGamerCow: No, because the past was RANK.
saucemaster5000: I mean giving great head is a timelessly appreciated skill
Thefluffiestguineapig: If you were around sailors you would fit right in
RealGamerCow: Ben's got it
itira:
YawnLance:
I probably would not survive so... 
I_Am_Clockwork: I also am not dying of dysentery all the time, so I couldn't relate
niccus: seed "rizz" in 1400s and see what it evolves into
vinewood_og: Checks out. Cameron time travel crapshot proved it.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also 1600's everyone shared a single bed
betweenmyself:
how am I to hoist the mainsail with all these bone deep paper cuts about my hands?
itira: eeeeeeew
Thefluffiestguineapig: If they had a bed at all
Kramburger: Do you think they hadn't invented baths back thgen?
PhorrestGaze: that's what prestidigitation is for
jacqui_lantern234: BROTHER EWW
GreyThey: People didn't smell that much in medieval Europe - they did bathe, but more importantly, they wore linen and cleaned it.
itira: cheese wheel
lamina5432: thats why the author should always clarify they just bathed
7gorobei: but the witcher takes tons of baths
Spades_Slicc: People bathed/cleaned themselves throughout history
e_bloc: just a little off the rails
protojman: dude i can't even be outside for 5 minutes in this humidity, not a chance
TheWriterAleph: in the bath or NOT AT ALL
vinewood_og: The Age of Peensploration
gualdhar: crouching nose, hidden peener
realbadatthis_: the peeyoo-eener
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Kramburger They did but they had an incorrect assumption bathing too frequently led to disease, so they would bathe once a year
stickpoppet: I wonder if teeth would be a giveaway too?
ghyllnox: Cooking, soap, fermentation
RealGamerCow: open sewers, people dumping shit and piss out windows
Juliamon: Bad news about that bath water though
Thefluffiestguineapig: @stickpoppet It would depend on the part of the world
xantos69: I wrote an entire D&D campaign about a king who sent the party on a quest to find somebody who could repair his water closet.
Thefluffiestguineapig: NO
e_bloc: all they did is have sex back then
jacqui_lantern234:
ADAM HES ACE 
saucemaster5000: if you are hung up about body odora
vinewood_og: Ye Olde G Spote
e_bloc: no tv
itira: Adam somehow knows how they got down back then
ghyllnox: In a time when prostitution is legal and common?
Thefluffiestguineapig: They were way less puritanical than we are
Aceviru: People got softer over time
Diabore: adam wants to be marque de sade
rosesmcgee: They had a lot less to do back then
Spades_Slicc: Ben goes back in time and still has to hear Peanor
asddsa28: i know no one can out done been franklen
PhorrestGaze: what sort of toolbox can you show up with?
SnackPak_: making new metas
YawnLance: The New Sextament, please
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Diabore He was 1700's
lamina5432: there was an isekai about how bad old times smelled and the protag couldn't stand it
Darleysam: man's redefining the meta
e_bloc: write the ulmer sutra
ItsThugDimmadome: "I've received no grievances from the council."
GasCityGaming: speaking of Fortnite!
Kramburger: Ben's not disrupting the sex business
EvilBadman: Adam pops out of the time machine fucking strapped, "I'mma save these cavepeople good."
realbadatthis_: Adam pulling a biff with the kama sutra
VrolikSyndrome: "What's a tomato?"
lochnessseammonster:
god damn this is an alpha conference
Thefluffiestguineapig: Puritanical beliefs surrounding sex were way less widespread, also you are both men
Jennie_Fuchsia: “i want to try this thing with an ice cube!” “what is an ice cube?”
Thefluffiestguineapig: You would be massive
I_Am_Clockwork: Yeah they'd want Adam for the Prussian Grenadiers
jacqui_lantern234:
Princess Bride, ben
stickpoppet: You would be a myth passed down for generations
saucemaster5000: My hypothetical is always "if leonardo da vinci appeared in the passenger seat of the car, how do I start explaining the modern world?"
Thefluffiestguineapig: Too bad
Nigouki: tattoos are also ancient technology though
ghyllnox: They've had tattoos for a long time
The_Timo: the language barrier would be brutal lol
RealGamerCow: Turns out there's been a ton of time travellers, but they were all killed immediately.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @saucemaster5000 He's probably less difficult to explain to than many others
EvilBadman: "I only came for fuck not for fiiiiiight"
gualdhar: they're brands from the Holy Order of Dank
Mazrae: You'd probably die from all the diseases that aren't really prominent anymore
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itira:
good luck
GasCityGaming: do you speak Cree?
WiJohn: Like Tuesday
letsbelgo: tattoos where around in like 3700 BC
VrolikSyndrome: Please, not again.
Nigouki: back to the GOOD parts of lockdown!
YawnLance: Being trans kinda makes this varying degrees of impossible for me lmao
VrolikSyndrome: PLEASE
JosephDeath: Language barrier would be there no matter where you go in 1600
WiJohn: But last Tuesday
Morrigan9: stock up the TP early
Jennie_Fuchsia: swearing wouldn’t be the problem and for me language would be fine, but they’d be like “this witch be a dumbass”
e_bloc: I don't think the skibidi generation could pull it off
lamina5432: at least go back so you can invest in niantic or something
vinewood_og: Blackmarket TP broker
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xantos69: Ok, has it been long enough for me to say... I kind of miss it? We all got to work from home and nobody expected anything from anybody.
Thefluffiestguineapig: (Also apologies, you've hit upon one of my specialist subjects)
Aceviru: I mean. It seems just a little better than nowadays
Kramburger: Adam
RealGamerCow: yup, those people can eat shit.
ghyllnox: You haven't heard of Temu?
Omnipotrevor: LRR did a video about cheap TEMU toys
vinewood_og: Really?
A_NO0B: dropshipping at a farmers market?
Dog_of_Myth: Scummy
voren_chalco: Wish-brand Wish
Jennie_Fuchsia: crochet actually can’t be cheap bc it’s impossible for machines to do!
Juliamon: Not just Victoria
itira: i hate that so much D:
darkcyril: Oh, so it's AI crafting.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @xantos69 Not all of us got to work from home I will say and trying to do vet med virtual or all pick up from parking lot is hell
hatboozeparty: The lol character?
Jennie_Fuchsia: cheap crochet is all knitting!
bramble_st: Problem here in Australia too
YawnLance: Adam's gonna learn how to shop like a billionaire
vinewood_og: Temu? In this economy?
Lithobraker: The crochet stuff is so dystopian because crochet has to be handmade...
VrolikSyndrome: Hand spun
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NimrodXIV: so much of Etsy is that now
VrolikSyndrome: A D A M
vinewood_og: BROTHER
rosesmcgee: ali express?
Omnipotrevor: I know TEMU, but not wish
Strebenherz: shittier ebay
PhorrestGaze: is he an Aliexpress man?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh honey
A_NO0B: ali baba?
betweenmyself: you know the Dollar Store?
realbadatthis_: is Adam Amish?
Darleysam: not knowing this stuff is a virtue
stickpoppet: It's like ebay with even less regulation and background checks
vinewood_og: Kmart?
Dog_of_Myth: Let him learn chat
voren_chalco: Adam has such a healthy approach to technology
DarknessKingCoH: Isn't there a CBC marketplace video on farmers market stalls reselling store bought fruits and vegetables?
ItsThugDimmadome: @xantos69 NGL, those LoadingReadyLives and Desert Buses went pretty hard. Still don't wanna go back.
EvilBadman: Adam isn't terminally online chat. That is an actual good thing, weirdos
Aceviru: Have you heard of Amazon
YawnLance: We'll teach him it's okay chat
ghyllnox: This is so much worse than I thought Adam
Juliamon: it's We Have [object] At Home
lochnessseammonster: crochet can't be done by machine currently just fyi. someone did make it by hand just paid very little for it
itira: dollar store
SnackPak_: I wish I was as offline as Adam is
Kramburger: Adam's out here churning butter
Brozard: How are we giving Adam shit for NOT being terminally online?
RealGamerCow: okay peepaw
bramble_st: Cheap eBay stuff
Thefluffiestguineapig:
@RealGamerCow 
raulghoulia: Megaman 1
Jennie_Fuchsia: itira got it: dollar store
stickpoppet: It's also like that one painting that got 'restored'
kaijubrian: Yea. Adam is all the better for not knowing this shit.
ItsThugDimmadome: Chat, Adam is like the one person here that isn't giga-online. Don't shame him.
neisan2112: Temu is the Wish. com of Wish. com
ProcyonFlynn: Genuinely - Adam is living the dream. If even 5% of the world was able to insulate this much from the dark-corners of the web - the world would be a better place.
NimrodXIV: and it will take 3 months to ship to you, if it ever arrives at all
vinewood_og: And we're back to Macroplastics
WitchyTQ: temu is not new
WitchyTQ: but ben is also grandpa
Omnipotrevor: Someone posted a TEMU external drive, and took it apart to see that it was just a thumbdrive glued to a case full of weights to make it feel legit
Strebenherz: adam's living the life we should aspire to
Darleysam: it is good to not have encountered this stuff
Scy_Anide: I knew OF Temu but I didn't know what Temu was either.
WitchyTQ: its shit and its better you dont know
Kramburger: Ben wants to live the caravan life, that's like pro-level grandpa
Juliamon: Absolutely jealous
asddsa28: jellis
Thefluffiestguineapig: Jealous
Scy_Anide: I thought it was just like Amazon
realbadatthis_: both
RealGamerCow: @Omnipotrevor and was 32GB instead of 8TB
ItsThugDimmadome: Really loved the read on Adam's "F you, man."
Dog_of_Myth: I'm jealous
Datnade012: 100% jealous
jacqui_lantern234: yeah, im jealous
Omthebox: I'm not surprised, this was expected
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ButButTheJesus: both
saucemaster5000: we're yelling cause we're not sure if you have the hearing aid in today
YawnLance: We wish we could be like you, Adam
betweenmyself: I long for the days of Columbia House and their grift of getting people to subscribe to mail-order CD purchases
Aceviru: We're not all terminally online
lamina5432: I'm jealous of adams lack of internet lore
spurius: and is all from china
WitchyTQ: @saucemaster5000 wrecked
SurfDownstage: It's like amazon but somehow lower quality
VrolikSyndrome:
@saucemaster5000
ProcyonFlynn: Adam is the opposite side the scale that balances out Serge.
GasCityGaming: My man's busy mapping
Diabore: adams in the good internet
RealGamerCow: It's for people to get the dopamine hit of buying stuff without spending a lot of money
darkcyril: There's being online, and then there being "online"
Strebenherz: i deliver pakcages. i hate temu packages because the bags are shoddy, misshapen, and rip easy
I_Am_Clockwork: Adam is "online" but not "terminally online"
Kramburger: I just thought Adam would have heard people reference Temu
vinewood_og: Salutations fellow young people
neisan2112: I'm just surpised you'd never seen ads for it, cus it was everywhere.
VrolikSyndrome: Scrandle!
ItsThugDimmadome: @saucemaster5000 "Yo, 911? I'd like to report a sick body I just witnessed."
stickpoppet: You know, I got rid of my Spotify and got myself a lil mp3 player-it's legit been a game changer because I actually listen to music instead of just passively hearing it, if that makes sense.
Kramburger: Scrandle Keith Orton?
Brozard: I'm literally doing 64ordle right now
Lithobraker: I'm mostly impressed by Adam's ad blocker because Temu ads were everywhere for a year
The_Timo: what was the magic card one called again?
darkcyril: Also, Guess The Game has a version of Heardle.
vinewood_og: @Kramburger SKO outta nowhere!
YawnLance: Oh?
EvilBadman: @darkcyril oh word?
ButButTheJesus: I'd like y'all to do Evil Within!
neisan2112: Its not even the same story, right?
raulghoulia: party like fucking porn stars
voren_chalco: Isn't Until Dawn already "the Until Dawn movie"?
Kramburger: They party like they're Fuckin' Pornstars
e_bloc: spoilers
saucemaster5000: oh god I saw this movie
The_Timo: even the trailer made it seem like they barely took inspiration lol
YawnLance: We can let you know in chat when spoilers stop
e_bloc: I would subscribe to Ben Describes Movies to Adam
YawnLance:
VrolikSyndrome: ???
jacqui_lantern234: LMFAO
Dog_of_Myth:
lamina5432: that's not how that works
VrolikSyndrome: wha
jacqui_lantern234: WENDIGOT
BusTed: wendigo to the polls
betweenmyself:
spent too long, whoopsie doodles
vinewood_og: W-w-w-w-wendigo!
Darleysam: did they... have a different script written first?!
Kramburger: Speaking of psycho killers, did you heard that Talking Heads released a video for psycho killer like two weeks ago?
saucemaster5000: ben is making this sound like it makesz more sense than it does in the movie -- it's SO convoluted
stickpoppet: It's like right at the end they forgot they needed to add that bit in at the last second
EvilBadman: The curator
jacqui_lantern234: SPOILERS DONE
YawnLance: Spoilers over for anyone who cares
Dog_of_Myth: Spoilers are done
vinewood_og: Meh
Juliamon: It hasn't even been an hour
voren_chalco: Video games?! On Let's Nope?!
Strebenherz: look we're here for this banter, we're invested
VrolikSyndrome: Blink
RayFK: Blink
RayFK: all day
VrolikSyndrome: 100%
JessieImproved: blink for sure
Dog_of_Myth: Blink easy
raulghoulia: passive income
definenull: Guess I ain't sleeping
saucemaster5000: do the pennies come out of my eyes
ProcyonFlynn: Yawn ... triggered by the word. Hate it.
Juliamon: Do you get it automatically or do you need to claim it
GasCityGaming: you blink apprix 15-20k times a day so 150-200 a day
xantos69: But... If I just stay up late, I'll yawn like 100 times.
BusTed: do you blink 5000 times more than you yawn?
definenull: Yeah imagine carrying all those pennies
The_Timo: no way you're making more than 5 buck an hour if you rapid blink anyway
RealGamerCow: yawn.
Master_Gunner: I definitely blink more than 5000 times between yawns
niccus: you are now manually blinking
e_bloc: gotta get my 5000 winks in for the day
RealGamerCow: and stay up late
lamina5432: same with yawning on purpose?
The_Timo: 50 * lol
I_Am_Clockwork: 14,400 to 19,200 times per day
I_Am_Clockwork: My friend is an Eye guy
Omnipotrevor: Blinking is more consistent. You pick yawn, and then go a month without yawning and feel ripped off
GasCityGaming: 50 per yawn easy
Thefluffiestguineapig: This is so good
JessieImproved: yes start counting your blinks, see how that goes
CrowDaddy1: Since im constantly tired, yawning would work out better for me
Scy_Anide: I yawn easily a dozen times a day
Kramburger: "Most adults blink around 15 to 20 times per minute while awake" Blink is the good one
Spades_Slicc: If I wink do I get a ha'penny?
PhorrestGaze: I've got a few hundo before my coffee, yawns easy
raulghoulia: but you get the money in pennies
ghyllnox: I'll take the yawn
agentofsaruman69: as someone who doesn't sleep nearly enough, yawn easy.
Brozard: Yawn easy
Mazrae: Make something to make you flinch so you can blink more often
Brozard: You gotta yawn 4 times
Darleysam: never miss blink day, my eyelids are ripped
e_bloc: sign me up
I_Am_Clockwork: lol did my eye doctor friend just google it? that would be hillarious
The_Timo: Am I allowed to stay up very late to enduce yawning?
neisan2112: I yawn so much more than that
itira: bullshit
Master_Gunner: I yawn maybe 4 times a week.
Brozard: Adam "Well Rested" Savidan
JessieImproved: there are some days I don't yawn at all
NotCainNorAbel: so I can stay up and make money
lochnessseammonster:
this just made me yawn
Kramburger: Oh NO
Aceviru: I feel bad for kids these days. Internet took out all the fun of this kind of stuff
ThorSokar: and I assume the same rule applies of "you can't force a yawn"?
EvilBadman: How about 100 bucks a sneeze
Strebenherz: look papercuts are nasty
ghyllnox:
betweenmyself: bar room debates are why we have the Guinness Book of World Records. Do you *want* the Guinness book? Cause that is how you get it.
MrSarkhan:
Strebenherz: papercuts are no bueno
Dog_of_Myth:
RealGamerCow: peepaw needs to put his nightcap on and go to bed at 7
Kramburger: It's my BEDTIME bed, you have to get a good night's sleep!
realbadatthis_: it is called standards
vinewood_og: Stay up scrolling temu.... spend your yawns on more sharp envelopes!
Diabore: but the more you stay up the more you blink
Scy_Anide: I just made 50 bucks
Nigouki: wut? you actually listen to the fire alarm?
NotCainNorAbel: sounds like dorm life
Aceviru: Haha
vinewood_og: $150
ThorSokar: hell I made $150
Scy_Anide: I yawn *constantly*
BusTed: maybe they just blinked 5000 times
Strebenherz:
kaijubrian: Nah. At 2am? Im going back inside. Ill risk firey death
Strebenherz: (actually no y'all great)
WitchyTQ: "i dunno if i can tell this story" proceeds to tell it
Diabore: @LoadingReadyRun fwiw you yawn on average 9 times per day
definenull: Oh no
Juliamon: Did it call... anyone?
saucemaster5000: fire alarms don't know how to use rotary phones you wierdos
ThorSokar: what the hell does the fire alarm actually DO then?
Brozard: Do you have a commercial fire system?
Diabore: 450 for yawns
far2muchsarcasm: only some buildings have systems that connect to dispatch to alert the fire department
EvilBadman: Actually, I up my previous offer: 250 a sneeze
JinaMahavira: then maybe do like $20 a yawn
JessieImproved: I feel like the mean is a bad representation for yawning. The distribution is probably wild.
VrolikSyndrome: But the blinking is more consistent, ya know?
realbadatthis_: do "seeded" yawns count
RealGamerCow: Just get in a room with a bunch of people who are tired and yawning
Kramburger: I'll just watch mine o'clock VoDs, I'll be a millionaire in a year
kaijubrian: I've yawned that many times since we started this hypothetical
far2muchsarcasm: many older buildings the fire alarm is intended to alert the residents
Scy_Anide: I sneezed like 9 times this morning alone
vinewood_og: Hayfever!!!!!
WitchyTQ: hey me too!
far2muchsarcasm: and then the residents have to call the department
bethy_kins24: Same with me
JessieImproved: 250 a sneeze? I would have been rich this morning
Scy_Anide: Oh yeah, I get that too
The_Timo: oh the light sneeze thing
Strebenherz: what
realbadatthis_: same
Juliamon: Yup yup
ShaneLeeAtk: Same
ThorSokar: $250 a sneeze I'm gonna be a FREKIN' BILLIONAIRE in a month!
LadyAiluros: yup I have that too
Scy_Anide: Bright sidewalks will do it
Astramentha: wtf
Critterbot: Anyway, this is fun and all, but it's been 50 minutes, how about we start the video game now?
far2muchsarcasm: four times?
itira: LOL
Mazrae: I sneeze in batches of 4-6 times
definenull: Money please~
e_bloc: my best friend growing up had the same reaction
ButButTheJesus: bright light will do that to me
xantos69: I have that too. It is a photosensitive reaction.
bethy_kins24: It's ACHOO Syndrome
Dog_of_Myth:
Lithobraker: The thing is just thinking about yawning makes me yawn, so whenever I saw $50 I would start yawning
Aceviru: Gotta pay rent
Omthebox: Pay somebody to drag her out
agentofsaruman69: @Critterbot you new here?
NotCainNorAbel: we need rent money, fuck it's cloudy
vinewood_og: I mean you can afford to scotch guard all your clothes
The_Timo: pay for a mirror system to shine light in their eyes every morning
Simriel: Been a while since I watched let's nope, but I think I can see why it takes a while to get through a game xD
darkcyril: And you can just call it "Would You Rather?"
agentofsaruman69: i sneeze probably 100 times per day on average so gimme that deal for sure
WitchyTQ: and everyone missed that commentary apparently
WitchyTQ: with all the toys and off shoots
EvilBadman: @darkcyril That movie is fucked
e_bloc: the cookie thing is impossible
Darleysam: it's disheartening how many people seem to watch films/shows like that and take the lesson "yeah, I could probably win"
The_Timo: @WitchyTQ Nobody missed it but company want money lol
silenceaux: The thing is that Squid Game takes like 1000 people and kills 999 of them or something
WitchyTQ: @The_Timo nah fam people 100% missed it
e_bloc: fair but sadistic
saucemaster5000: no they were jumping distance
Astramentha: too far apart
lochnessseammonster: coin flip is fair but not skill
definenull: You gotta jump
Spades_Slicc: If there's no indication of what path is correct and it's pure luck, that is the definition of perfectly fair
Kramburger: It's honeycomb, not a cookie
EvilBadman: The glass panes had a tell with their reflections so they turned the lights off parteay
niccus: why were you looking for loopholes
Cptasparagus: do we have a counter on how many times Ben has adjusted the mic stand
e_bloc: its both impossible and impossible to explain
EvilBadman: Partway, welp
Thefluffiestguineapig: It was so dumb
The_Timo: @WitchyTQ Yeah obviously lol but the people who are making the money don't care, not don't get it lol
lamina5432: but it was run by an ahole too
ProcyonFlynn: MrBeast - absolute bastard that is a parody of existence.
Mr_Horrible: "We made the torment nexus"
definenull: Ewww stinky
RealGamerCow: That was pretty fucked up
A_NO0B: mr beast yeah
Astramentha: they made the torment nexus
Lithobraker: They didn't die, but several got hurt
NotCainNorAbel: Dance for the Beast
e_bloc: yeah maybe I'm better off not knowing these things
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: they *could* have died
Aceviru: We live in a society
Mr_Horrible: he dangles money in front of you and then says "Are you willing to give it up?" and that's the game
RelwinEJ: Augh, I missed the shootening. At least podcast is still going.
voren_chalco: Isn't "Squid Game without murder" just 'Minute to Win It'?
Mr_Horrible: I mean he *is* psychotic, let's be clear
silenceaux: How did they handle women urinating
I_Am_Clockwork: didn't he get sued over some of that stuff?
e_bloc: what if you have to poop
neisan2112: I mean he didn't exactly follow any regulations
EvilBadman: Like every mr beast thing - shallow performative "charity"
e_bloc: stress makes me poop
Spades_Slicc: No gym in the square
saucemaster5000: I think peeing or pooing might increase your chances
ghyllnox: How bad do you smell after 3 days shitting in the square
GasCityGaming: The fact people watched those shows means they missed the point too, not just the companies
A_NO0B: its basically the keep your hand on the car thing
agentofsaruman69: there was like hundreds of lawsuits for their treatment of contestants
VrolikSyndrome: Money!
raulghoulia: some winners still havent gotten the money either
e_bloc: yeah they could feed them the mr. beast lunchables with the free mold
VrolikSyndrome: Money!!!
RatherLargeToad: can you fight in the square…to the death?
Omnipotrevor: That's capitalism
vinewood_og: The Running Man!
I_Am_Clockwork: Because people with way too much money don't bother to learn their history
saucemaster5000: we choose our own circles of hell
silenceaux: I wish the dumb things we did were more mutually enjoyable
BusTed: a belt!
itira: oh god...
Darleysam: bees?
Spades_Slicc: Well you're a monkey who lost 90% of its hair one day, and that's why humans do dumb shit constantly
RealGamerCow: Gameplay?
Mr_Horrible: the internet is you and your high school buddy in your backyard going "Hey watch this" and then nearly breaking your collarbone, but multiplied by 1000 and broadcasted to the world
EvilBadman: Path-pilled. Exile maxing.
The_Timo: a-nother microtransaction?
VrolikSyndrome: no...
vinewood_og:
SnackPak_: huh
YawnLance: huh
Mr_Horrible: lol
agentofsaruman69: hahaha
Juliamon: iykyk
VrolikSyndrome: Not optimally, right?
RelwinEJ: WE HAD THIS BACK IN TBC AS HUNTERS!!!!
RealGamerCow: That is video slot machines
vinewood_og: We're the bots now
Cptasparagus: pretty soon you can just get AI to play games for you while you drink red bull!
Mr_Horrible: curious, does it just have the prio queue set in stone, or is it customizable?
betweenmyself: One Button Rotation means you only have to buy *one* Drinking Bird toy to game on your behalf.
silenceaux: I feel like you could have (and should have?) done that before with macros, so I'm coming around on the idea
itira:
RelwinEJ: Wait, that's original WoW functionality from mods.
Thefluffiestguineapig: I cannot roll my eyes hard enough
Scy_Anide: Don't they also want to get rid of addons?
Mr_Horrible: "This thing that will get more people playing our multiplayer game means our game is dying"
Thefluffiestguineapig: Accessibility doesn't make the game worse
RelwinEJ: It would prompt and auto target on buff expiration
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vinewood_og: OOOOH YEAH!
GasCityGaming: The Miz won, and she did NOT like it
Diabore: it was the miz cash in
EvilBadman: Miz girl
OrionPax21: Miz girl
Diabore: miz cashed in on randy orton
I_Am_Clockwork: XD
e_bloc: the miz is surprisingly competent
e_bloc: one hour!
vinewood_og: This is our fault!
Lithobraker: Was the mix a heel during this time?
silenceaux:
Time for your first break! 
SnackPak_:
just in time for the first break 
letsbelgo: ego hurt
RelwinEJ: Is
frank_the_great: !updog
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EvilBadman: @mr_horrible So FF MTG?
RealGamerCow: Big "I had student debt, so should you" energy
itira: streamlining
Strebenherz: what mmo is ben talking about, 14?
Strebenherz: or wow?
GasCityGaming: WoW
vinewood_og: wow
Strebenherz: gotcha gotcha
RelwinEJ: WoW cannibalized mods from the outset.
Critterbot: Aaand that's an hour, for how much longer is this going to be a mislabeled Just Chatting stream?
NotCainNorAbel: How can i gate-keep if anyone can play? NIMBY
SnackPak_: listening to the boss explains the boss
drcthulu: Lest nope, let's go
raulghoulia: someone in management a fan of Dan Olson?
Mr_Horrible: @EvilBadman I mean, tbh I am not a big fan of UB stuff in general (for my money, feels generally tacky, and there's a ton of licensing potholes), but as long as the cards themselves play well and are available, yeah, it's good for the health of the game
agentofsaruman69: @Critterbot go away pls
neisan2112: Time to watch Dan's "Its rude to be bad at Warcraft" again.
silenceaux: I actually kind of love this, because it's kinda putting responsibility for the playability of game mechanics back on developers
itira: wow streams are no good XD
RelwinEJ: Bleeding edge WoW content has also been terrible with mods.
RelwinEJ: Literally since beta
voren_chalco: Hyperpop WoW
Mr_Horrible: "What if a Fischer-Price set was mad at you?"
betweenmyself: Previously on tLoU:p2 - Compartment Syndrome and Dead Naming and “Don’t Look Down”.
EvilBadman: They got the Auto-Runner panel to feed their TikTok brain
Strebenherz: wowwww
itira:
Mr_Horrible: "It's instanced, like any sane developer would do"
drcthulu: There isn't enough focus on UI that scales back how much the UI clutters the screen
Cptasparagus: when they did that for warlords it killed cities which was sad
itira: my dreams are coming true
Strebenherz: look runescape cornered player owned houses in 2006
saucemaster5000: wtf kind of communist game design is that? I'm calling the US of A
Diabore: sorry, evicted because you lapsed?
YawnLance: Yara
OrionPax21: TBF, that wasnt *just* a shot at 14.
Strebenherz: @Diabore yeah, 14 demos your house if you're away too long
drcthulu: All hail the sky bridge
EvilBadman: Wow streamers UI are cluttered as hell and then the game's UI is just as bad
e_bloc: going up to the bridge in the sky
drcthulu: I really liked minimalist UI's
OrionPax21: We are self-aware, at least
Strebenherz: LOOK, just because you're ACCURATE
Strebenherz: adam the "I'
Larkonus: "Just don't go to Limsa Lominsa and you're fine!" (/j)
drcthulu: some might say, that there is the appearance of...
Strebenherz: The "I'm just a little lalafell" bit had me laughing, you're... not wrong
silenceaux: I feel like anything you find in that area cannot be usabe
Strebenherz: (that said i play lalafell)
I_Am_Clockwork: didn't... din't the corpse back up the stairs have a big ol' gasmask?
I_Am_Clockwork: like... couldn't we use that?
RatherLargeToad: remember when the game was about mushroom zombies?
Nigouki: yes, sure, lets find a spore-covered gas mask in this spore-infested space
drcthulu: I don't see any sick rifts on Abby, just sayin
frank_the_great:
Man, I miss Joel. Whatever happened to him?
RelwinEJ: Arms bigger than most legs
Strebenherz: @Larkonus or the quicksands
vinewood_og: @frank_the_great He went golfing
betweenmyself: Abby ain’t got time to play guitar; she gettin them gains and collecting State Quarters
RatherLargeToad: just hold your breath. easy peasy
I_Am_Clockwork: this weirld drunkass looking crouch walk is killing me XD
frank_the_great: *Evil Mark*: Swearing doesn't make you cool
Omnipotrevor: Lot of bullets, but are they enough?
itira:
saucemaster5000: what if you inhaled and had to play the maxis game "spore"
GasCityGaming: turns into the Bulk
drcthulu: also you could get spores up your nose or any mucus membrane and you'd be a clicker in less than a day
Spades_Slicc: also your eyes are an avenue for airborne nastiness to get inside you
VrolikSyndrome: @saucemaster5000 DEEP inhales
betweenmyself: Getting spores in your eyes may not be a great way to spend your day.
darkcyril: Brave New World
GasCityGaming: Harrison ford plays Red Hulk
stickpoppet: captain America
SquareDotCube: don't make the stairs angry, please don't make the stairs angry.
itira: wait huh
RelwinEJ: Mid
RatherLargeToad: Captain America 4 was actually a Hulk movie, for some reason
vinewood_og:
agentofsaruman69: it's real bad
OrionPax21: Its fine
darkcyril: It's competent.
Larkonus: It's enjoyable, but it's not amazing.
The_Timo: because the story ended lol
hunnitbronco: trash movie
gualdhar: Thunderbolts* was good though
Mr_Horrible:
The newest hulk movie is uhhhhh the Mark Ruffalo one that was the 2nd movie in the MCU
Orestes290: You could point out the reshoots
RealGamerCow: They're all the same
frank_the_great: GOTG3 was pretty great imo
EvilBadman: They also slowed the fuck down
SquareDotCube: Star Wars was getting there too
drcthulu: he got really angry
hunnitbronco: he should have just stuck with Star Wars
Marvoleath: It's bad even by Marvel standards
betweenmyself: Thunderbolts is the better of the Marvel movies this year
GasCityGaming: he held his breath
vinewood_og: 2Red2Furious
ghyllnox: He popped all his blood vessels
EvilBadman: This one cherry flavor
drcthulu: well maybe not that one
RealGamerCow: Kool aid pickle Hulk
Marvoleath: The Thunderbolts* was alright
Larkonus: "Hulk fell into a vat of red paint and it became his whole identity."
frank_the_great: Noted
realbadatthis_: i think there is a more madder version of hulk in the comics
RelwinEJ: If Adam can hold his breath until he turns into a hulk I'll buy pizza for the office
drcthulu: the snozberries tasted like snozberries
saucemaster5000: they changed the name post release yeah
GasCityGaming: it was just a merketing thing
stickpoppet: It's technically a spoiler to explain it
EvilBadman: They renamed it yes
gualdhar: There is a "real" title that's a spoiler to the movie
frank_the_great: The reveal is that they're the new advengers
Marvoleath:
That's the official title
spurius: they named it thunderbolts*
couchboyj: Thats the name of the movie
Heefnoff:
Hell yeah my favorite duo back at it again 
spurius: the * was the new avengers
A_NO0B: so do they like, wash their clothes after leaving these spore infested areas or...?
therepoman__: Hello gamers
therepoman__:
@Heefnoff 
RelwinEJ: No, you just get angry
saucemaster5000: and if take a breath you become cyclops
VrolikSyndrome: Curious
Heefnoff:
@therepoman__ 
drcthulu: why not just face paint Adam green and get some of those big hulk fist gloves
Heefnoff: What the FUCK man
Darleysam: well well well, if it isn't the blowjob brothers
Omnipotrevor: Don't they always say "until you turn blue in the face?
Heefnoff:
jacqui_lantern234:
@Heefnoff right on! we LOVE the duo of Heef and Being Loved 
VrolikSyndrome: Can't deny it.
VrolikSyndrome: damn
Heefnoff: LMAOOOOO
itira:
jesus
Astramentha: WOW
drcthulu: Those Ken players, uh oh stinky
couchboyj: Crypto bro bullshit fighter
NorthstarTex: Wow
Heefnoff: Take a sniff big guy come and find out
jacqui_lantern234: LMFAO
frank_the_great: I got here late, what letter did they shoot? (Please don't be F)
ThorSokar: wooooooooooooooooow
Heefnoff:
itsr67: lmfaooo
vinewood_og: Is this neging?
Larkonus: Showing up in a Let's Nope is like playing Russian Roulette, Adam just chooses one chatter to absolutely dunk on every stream.
Nigouki: god i love a mask that's soaked in human decomposition
VrolikSyndrome: @Heefnoff Heef why do you have a sniff emote?
Heefnoff: Why is he able to segue out of a shit filled diaper
drcthulu: SNIFFA
shendaras: what about all the spores on the inside of the mask now?
Heefnoff: Like real talk
Spades_Slicc: Either the seal on that mask is trashed or it's full of putrefied eyeball + flesh
CaptainSpam: Wow, I just looked up why the asterisk in the movie title, and... that's kinda stupid, really.
betweenmyself:
Adam main-shaming Ken players 
OrionPax21: Because men are giant babies
ManWithTheMask13: who got shot, I'm here late
EvilBadman: @larkonus Hahaha.. "one"
Heefnoff:
@VrolikSyndrome
Nigouki: they're supermanning
RelwinEJ: That's a heck of a modeling sell
frank_the_great: What do you want the model to do? lol
GasCityGaming: @ManWithTheMask13 EarthenOne
ManWithTheMask13: @GasCityGaming o7
VrolikSyndrome: @Heefnoff That doesn't answer the question.
Heefnoff: I troll my boss with this whenever he gets out of his chair
saucemaster5000: "great modeling sir" "....modeling?"
drcthulu: back to the diaper mines
RelwinEJ: Did the envelope cut you to the bone?
Strebenherz: @Heefnoff okay i laughed well played
saucemaster5000: oh no the canary shit itself, get out!!!
Heefnoff:
In the diaper mines? Bros worried about the wrong nuggets
EvilBadman: The Pampers Quarry
Orxolon: diaper mines?what else is down there?
jacqui_lantern234: @Heefnoff lmfao
Strebenherz: zombie replies clearly "you said what?!"
I_Am_Clockwork: the bloom off that flashlight is pretty wild
Heefnoff: Be better
xantos69: 0.
ManWithTheMask13: it's not burnt, grow up
EvilBadman: Get bigger hands
Heefnoff: LMAOOOO
RealGamerCow: Fukkin keeper zombie
Heefnoff: I love that video so much
ManWithTheMask13: I did a freakin speed test, you weirdo
Heefnoff: She came down in a bubble, Doug
saucemaster5000: my bad og
jacqui_lantern234:
@Heefnoff i love YOU so much!!!!!! GOTTEM
Heefnoff: Aw shit gottem @jacqui_lantern234
Heefnoff: Back at you my friend
Heefnoff: Bros on Siege X
Marvoleath: Damn, those are some heavy shoes
Heefnoff: Covered that corner like nothin
jacqui_lantern234:
@Heefnoff sending hugs
Heefnoff: Siege just got a big update
ManWithTheMask13: I rather learn Dormammu infinite than play Siege
ghyllnox: "Only got one bullet and it aint for me"
I_Am_Clockwork: impressive
GasCityGaming: Is Siege free now or is there some kind of 'kind of need to pay' feature?
RealGamerCow: "There's lots of bullets
Heefnoff: Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't it free to play now?
Heefnoff: Yeah Siege X
ManWithTheMask13: caught
saucemaster5000: I was gonna ask
Heefnoff: Cav
VrolikSyndrome: Oh, Cav
hunnitbronco: only try hards play siege
Heefnoff: Cav my beloved
A_NO0B: cac from bopa
Heefnoff: They put that unironically in COD
Heefnoff: Like with proximity chat
betweenmyself:
if you come across any more locked safes, they tend to have decent ammo stashes
Heefnoff: BO6 yeah
A_NO0B: do you remember who you played on offense?
Heefnoff: You can hold them hostage and it enables voice chat lmaooo
VrolikSyndrome: I deflated like a balloon.
stickpoppet: Sucked so much air out of the room
JosephDeath: In Siege I played Rook... I think? The guy who just put armor down and didn't have to get fancy
RealGamerCow: They still make that shit for the same reason they make Madden
saucemaster5000: some of us don't stare at a wall instead of the computer half the day
RelwinEJ: Press X to commit war crimes
EvilBadman: It was Xbox's showcase which was showing some heaters
SquareDotCube: *holds them hostage* "Your pizza has been delayed by 15 minutes"
ThorSokar: you wiped it off when you picked it up
Mr_Horrible: "This thing that warps the entire market around it doesn't affect you just by existing" yeah okay bub
frank_the_great: I never got the appeal of those fishing games anyways
Nigouki: do they not know how human fluids just permanently soak into fabrics?
GasCityGaming: If I ever want to p[lay a handful of rounds of a right (gameplay wise) military shooter, I'll install CoD for a few days.
Rhynerd: hopping into chat to mention something else I heard about CoD
realbadatthis_: he churning butter
Heefnoff: REAL
Simriel: I have a very 'good for you' attitude to COD. I dont care but it doesn't hurt me?
Rhynerd: apparently you can add downed people to your team in the Battle Royale mode
BusTed: The Sims at 4x speed
LaeliaTBR: ew call ofduty
The_Timo: It's just annoying having them act like it's a big deal lol
stickpoppet: The indie scene is pretty healthy
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RelwinEJ: Heard real good things about it
lamina5432: against the storm is real good
Heefnoff: Expedition 33 my beloved
EvilBadman: True heef
VrolikSyndrome: I'm about to start E33.
DigitalSeahorse:
ZER0_TW0: people cheer for Salesforce updates
Heefnoff: Legit my favorite RPG at this point tbh @VrolikSyndrome
frank_the_great: New Rimworld DLC got announced, which inspired me to load it up again. Having fun making my little guys in my ant farm happy
darkcyril: I'm more of a walleye guy myself, but power to the cod fans.
Dog_of_Myth:
spurius: crm
BusTed:
saucemaster5000: flmao
DigitalSeahorse: my stone has been zapped! take that pebble-o-pain!
Heefnoff: Why do you know that
stickpoppet: I worked a job using Salesforce and it was trash
I_Am_Clockwork: carved that shit into clay tablets
Heefnoff: LMAOOOOO
RatherLargeToad: ew, Salesforce
LaeliaTBR: of course he did, its his last name
Heefnoff: Adam grew up on the barter system I'm DEAD
couchboyj:
Does it make people happy, or does it make people addicted to being miserable, like League of Legends? 
adept_nekomancer: Writing out receipts to Ea Nasir
GasCityGaming: I tried Splitgate 2 and it was pretty tight
realbadatthis_: @stickpoppet it is called a pos for a reason
gualdhar: complaining about the dumb ass copper salesman
ManWithTheMask13: WAIT, the Gilgamesh court transcriber?
I_Am_Clockwork: OOOH Adam's that guy who complained to Ea Nasir
Heefnoff: Bro grew up in Mesopotamia
Thefluffiestguineapig: My sides hurt
YawnLance: "These copper ingots are of subpar quality"
Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm laughing so hard
saucemaster5000: I went to the "salesforce tower" opening to get a view of SF from the top floor -- they had mascots.... they had an albert einstein and a guy dressed as a "no ads" e-mote
Heefnoff: LMAOOOOO
EvilBadman: (uncovers abacus) Lemme see here...
Dog_of_Myth:
GasCityGaming: Adam, I grew up in Sask too, we kinda did.....
ManWithTheMask13: YOUUUUphrates River
VrolikSyndrome: Nah, I'm different.
NorthstarTex: At least it wasn't misused JD Edwards infrastructure
Mr_Horrible: I don't think I can be that tall
e_bloc:
Simriel: One day I am gonna be Ripped as Hecc?
VrolikSyndrome: Oh well I'll definitely be less tall.
NotCainNorAbel: Gramapa Simpson: It will happen to you
saucemaster5000: Adam wrote the complaint tablet to Ea-Nasir
Heefnoff: Adam why didn't you stop Judas from selling out Jesus, you were there
Mr_Horrible: oh damn, my funny is gonna go down by 90% then?
graal_smith: But I'm already way less tall and not as funny.
Mr_Horrible:
Heefnoff: Like wtf bro
Dog_of_Myth: hahha
darkcyril: "Old man yells at Twitch Chat"
RelwinEJ: Adam going to Gilgamesh and asking to play SF Negative 2003
Heefnoff: Adam pulling his collar at the last supper
shendaras: I mean his name is Adam.
saucemaster5000: was the chicken good?
Mr_Horrible: "Filing that under none of my business"
niccus: wait, you're *the* adam?
DigitalSeahorse: but will Ben still be able to freestyle songs on the fly
stickpoppet: That's where he time traveled
Heefnoff: Bro shaking his head at Judas the whole dinner to show his disapproval
adept_nekomancer: "Judas is looking kinda sus"
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NotCainNorAbel: adam no -snitch
Heefnoff: LMAOOO thank you @Dog_of_Myth
EvilBadman: Adam took the time machine to bring the Last Supper some Olive Garden
RealGamerCow: "This hummus slaps"
Heefnoff: That's really nice of you
graal_smith: Michael: "SPOILERS!"
The_Timo: They left out the verse where Adam schooled Jesus in Street fighter
LaeliaTBR: and for only 12 shillings too!!!
VrolikSyndrome: "Just get your camera ready, trust"
Heefnoff: LMAOOOO
stickpoppet: Iscariot literally means dagger
betweenmyself:
It’a true! I’m 43 and I’ve gotten *maybe* four laughs at my jokes in the past sixteen years. 
e_bloc: bro did it for 30 pieces of silver
Dog_of_Myth: @Heefnoff that deserved a sub. Legit made me laugh out loud.
Spades_Slicc: Everytime you betray the son of god you get 30 pieces of silver
DigitalSeahorse: Judas the betrayer of Jesus
saucemaster5000: oh Adam was the one going "check out this plate!" in the picture!
Simriel: Judus wasnt a bad name i till he did the bad thing, to be fair
niccus: emergency meeting at the last supper
Heefnoff: @Dog_of_Myth Thanks for the gift sub!
Heefnoff: Haha I'm glad
Pteraspidomorphi: Tim the enchanter?
noSmokeFire: "Gilgamesh from Smurfs"
raulghoulia: gargamel
ManWithTheMask13: that ain't right
EvilBadman: Teaching Jesus and the disciples game theory with Werewolf or Mafia
WitchyTQ: hey now, giant trees are where its at
Heefnoff: LMAOOOO
Heefnoff: Fucking gargamel
TomatoKigu: Man, I haven't thought about Gargamel in ages
Heefnoff: I'm actually dead
Mr_Horrible: frankly how could you
DigitalSeahorse: "Some call me, TIM."
CrowDaddy1: Same difference
Astramentha: tomato, tomato
Heefnoff: Arshirbanapal
Heefnoff: Or something
TomatoKigu: Gargamel, girugamesh
noSmokeFire: I *want* to see the very special episode of the smurfs co-starring Gilgamesh
ButButTheJesus: @WitchyTQ its where the elves make the chocolate!
Heefnoff: Adam's cousin
SquareDotCube: When he saw Caesar get stabbed in the senate he went "lmao I coulda done it in one"
graal_smith: They might be giants
Heefnoff: SAME BEN
Mr_Horrible: SURE DOES
Heefnoff: SAME
agentofsaruman69: asmoranimardicudaistoiancaular
adept_nekomancer: Ashurbanipal
Mr_Horrible: banger track
CaptainSpam: We're the Mesopotaaaaaamiiiiiiians...
Heefnoff: LMAOOOOO
EvilBadman: @squaredotcube Real life "will it kill"
graal_smith: 100% rot
Heefnoff: LMAOOOO
BusTed:
Mr_Horrible: yes, I do have that audacity
ManWithTheMask13: SMOKED
Mr_Horrible: I'm so powerful
Heefnoff: My bad bro forgot to respect my elders
Heefnoff:
RelwinEJ: Stone age Adam simply eats Ben
realbadatthis_: they didn't have temu back then
DigitalSeahorse: gross
VrolikSyndrome: Listen, some of us didn't have to learn math on the back of a shovel with a piece of coal.
Diabore: speaking of stone age, i heard someone blasting crazy frog in their backyard yesterday
Heefnoff: LMAOOOOO
Dog_of_Myth: hahahahah
VrolikSyndrome:
Mr_Horrible: <message deleted>I only respec my elders. "You're a support today, Gramps"
raulghoulia: adams selling shoddy copper
Heefnoff: What was Prometheus like
ThorSokar: <message deleted>SOME of those elders don't DESERVE respect
vinewood_og: Adametheus
WiJohn: I assume Adam was mostly pissed about the damn vulture every morning
NotCainNorAbel: maybe today
Simriel: How DID the Primordial Ooze taste
VrolikSyndrome: I bet cooked meat hit hard that first time.
RealGamerCow: "Good gains, Big Sus!"
DigitalSeahorse: you should also respect your youngers
xantos69: When the titans gave Adam fire he invented the POG face and tweeted it.
Heefnoff: Gen Omega is cancelling Sisyphus
e_bloc: did you realize zeus was gonna pull that liver out every day
Spades_Slicc: How eventful was the chicxulub impact?
DigitalSeahorse: respect both ways
Mr_Horrible: <message deleted>see *this* is why he's satisfied with Hoop & Stick
YawnLance: I appreciate how many of us went for the Ea-nasir bit. Good job chat
I_Am_Clockwork: Mesopetamian Adam is a class act. Not like Gun Nut adam
Diabore: how many vultures do you need to see to mention it when you got to prometheus?
SquareDotCube: the sphinx's face was based on Adam's head
Heefnoff: LMAOOO
Heefnoff: Holy SHIT
ThorSokar: <message deleted>I KNEW this was Adam!: https://i.imgur.com/OpDxbe4.png
Omnipotrevor: So are you two going to have to climb back up and over all of this after?
RelwinEJ: Titans have Adam for so hits slams would hit harder in PoE
Heefnoff: Physics
niccus: is that why i keep hearing about troglodytes?
I_Am_Clockwork: I'm waiting for it or you to catapult into the stratosphere
Heefnoff: Ben you're scaring him
Heefnoff: Leave the chair alone
saucemaster5000: that chair just heard pee wee herman's word of the day
CrowDaddy1: This game has ghost chairs?
YawnLance: o7
I_Am_Clockwork: Chairs only do this when they're stressed
Dog_of_Myth: o7
therepoman__: o7
Heefnoff: o7
stickpoppet: o7
ghyllnox: The real monster was the haunted furniture
Heefnoff: Not funny didn't laugh
ManWithTheMask13: god bless
MrSarkhan: o7
Kramburger: Cam would have laughed
frank_the_great: o7
realbadatthis_: o7
Mr_Horrible: <message deleted>the chair saw a g-g-g-ghost
Heefnoff: Oh shit free him
Astramentha: o7
lochnessseammonster:
Haroldholmes25:
SnackPak_: wooow
Heefnoff: INSAAAAANE
saucemaster5000: "yup"
Heefnoff: Ben standing on business with that
I_Am_Clockwork: the worst part about this, is I didn't see the link, so I will never know what made adam not laugh
Heefnoff: Matter of fact
DigitalSeahorse:
vinewood_og:
DigitalSeahorse:
ghyllnox: "sure is"
RelwinEJ: This is Seattle!!!
Mr_Horrible: <message deleted>give 'em the Trustworthy Patches
GasCityGaming: This is SEATTLE!
ManWithTheMask13: drop and give me 20
darkcyril: "Be better."
vinewood_og: 10 minutes? I could blink so many times!
therepoman__: Nah I need that sometimes
I_Am_Clockwork: that you, NotCainNorAble
saucemaster5000: any lobby bottoms in chat???
therepoman__: 😳
SnackPak_:
Heefnoff: COOK UP LE MAN
Dog_of_Myth: Heck yeah
Mr_Horrible: <message deleted>pictured: "Stealth"
noSmokeFire: nah, the paint is asbestos
I_Am_Clockwork: roast child
Heefnoff: Booooo
rustywir3s: what
Dog_of_Myth: BOOOOO
ghyllnox:
Thefluffiestguineapig: And yourself probably
vinewood_og: Ughhh
Mr_Horrible: <message deleted>Adam can you time out Ben?
LaeliaTBR: idk that looked p friendly
drcthulu:
Heefnoff: Patrons in shambles rn
graal_smith: Shhhhhhh, no tears now, only luscious, beautiful hair.
ButButTheJesus: it werfs flammen!
therepoman__: o7
saucemaster5000: o7
Dog_of_Myth: 07
Heefnoff: o7
SnackPak_: o7
shendaras:
Spades_Slicc: assuming the spores are flammable, this building should no longer exist
Dog_of_Myth: o7
ManWithTheMask13: people are getting shot left and right
YawnLance: Everyone's getting shot today
RelwinEJ: Which one if you is Waldorf and which one is Statler?
ManWithTheMask13: stream's a warzone
realbadatthis_: o7
drcthulu: Did you remember to time out wheeler to remove his admin privs?
Simriel: Adam you are jacked, you can pick Ben up and put him in the cupboard. Thats the real life timeout
I_Am_Clockwork: pew pew! pewpewpew pew!
Dog_of_Myth: Adam is out for blood tonight
DigitalSeahorse:
EvilBadman: Hail the mad king
ButButTheJesus: Ben?
ButButTheJesus: u ok bro
DigitalSeahorse:
talk to the hand
vinewood_og: Yoga flame!
GasCityGaming: Sandblast!
darkcyril: Ben out here playing Duke Nuken.
therepoman__:
Nigouki: kabooms are meant to be used in comical ways
RelwinEJ: Shohei Ohtani of pipebombs
thatguysteve2709: You know this is the content I live for jesus
saucemaster5000: sandbluh!
mrjujubeans: pocketsand
drcthulu: go fetch
GasCityGaming: @RelwinEJ Ben needs Tommy Jon?
RelwinEJ: @GasCityGaming Ben's only back for one inning
ManWithTheMask13: "nice weiner"
drcthulu: I'm gonna rip off your head and shit down your throat
Spades_Slicc: Nice Peanor*
Simriel: The fact that you can pay the Duke Nukem voice actor to just say Whatever is a net good
saucemaster5000: nukem was "that girl adam once hooked up with"
EvilBadman: "Why do they call it Invincible when I can watch it?'
thatguysteve2709: It's Monaco nice feet
gualdhar: Thanks, I just had it stuffed
saucemaster5000: turts in a half shell, turt power
ButButTheJesus: Teen mutie ninj turts
I_Am_Clockwork: teeny Weenie Neeby turts
RelwinEJ: I'll go get my pizza thrower and turn it on you two
mrjujubeans: Get Turtz
Kramburger: Ben: "How do you do, fellow turts?"
Larkonus: Tutant Meenage Neetle Teetles?
Spades_Slicc: Turtant Meenage Neetle Teetles
saucemaster5000: holy shit ben just woke up the hocus pocus witches!
lochnessseammonster:
my sister used to say that all time
I_Am_Clockwork: we're getting pretty Suesian up in here
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YawnLance: Who up teedling they needles?
thatguysteve2709: I feel like I'm having a stroke
The_Color_Twelve: Just another Tuesday am I right?
LaeliaTBR: me when im super highg
Simriel: Me when I think the weed has worn off then I stand up
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GasCityGaming: it's honest work
Omnipotrevor: There's no way this doesn't either time cut you back, or you fall in the river and float home or something.
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SnackPak_: having a think
SnackPak_: never
stickpoppet: I do
ManWithTheMask13: what the fuck
WiJohn: nope
GasCityGaming: No
frank_the_great: No?
Kramburger: Not once
Strebenherz: i don't
NotCainNorAbel:
Spades_Slicc: I'm too busy washing
ButButTheJesus: when I first get in yeah
LaeliaTBR: nope
ekplayscards: never
Dog_of_Myth: No
MrSarkhan: nope
Juliamon: ???
lochnessseammonster: nope
OrionPax21: wtf
saucemaster5000: sometimes not all the times
realbadatthis_: never
rosesmcgee: Why?
ManWithTheMask13: excuse me
Darleysam: no, I'm not a grumpy toddler
Simriel: Not once in my entire life
agentofsaruman69: arms yes, legs no
RelwinEJ: Only when that shit turns on super cold
The_Timo: who are you afraid will see you?
CrowDaddy1: Mummy, no
mrjujubeans: is it chilly?
thatguysteve2709: Never what is wrong with you
cutaos: I do
7gorobei: no
GreyThey: You just stand around in the shower?
Omnipotrevor: before the water warms up enough I do. I loosen up after a while
saucemaster5000: ben showers like nosferatu
betweenmyself:
but then my man boobs won’t get properly wet
frank_the_great: Where are my shower spinners at? Horah
kaijubrian: Try a pipe bomb
vinewood_og: Pipe bomb would have come in REAL HANDY!
I_Am_Clockwork: Bet I know what would work here
ekplayscards: so much for all of that amo right LuL
Dog_of_Myth:
SnackPak_: blat blat
Heefnoff: God I wish that were me
betweenmyself: Melee Build ACTIVATE!
Heefnoff: I mean what
stickpoppet: Really beefed it
ThorSokar: I come back from a nice walk to ineffective pipe bombs...
Heefnoff: Can the treasury bare such an expense?
saucemaster5000: that pipe bomb was my tuition
darkcyril: That comes out of the tarp budget, Ben.
Simriel: Do Pipe Bombs come out of the Tarp Budget or is it the General Mayhem budget
EvilBadman: Adam pep talk has big "Shorsey showing the kids how to close the deal" energy
rustywir3s: Ammo $200 Medkits $150 Shivs $800 Pipebombs $3600 Silencers $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying.
RelwinEJ: So about that flamethrower...
realbadatthis_: use a pipebomb
thatguysteve2709: Yes I give all the kids in the pediatric ward bullets to suck on. Just to show them their own mortality
LaeliaTBR: damn....
kaijubrian: Seems like they really planned on you having that flamethrower ammo. Sucks the door decided to take priority
saucemaster5000: those people didn't stay under the stairs much
mrjujubeans: people under the stairs is underrated
DigitalSeahorse: dawww
niccus: they stopped making angels?
Simriel: He was best buds with Enoch
DigitalSeahorse:
thatguysteve2709: Cold
saucemaster5000: in adam's time they were called "seraphim" you modernist
KeytarCat: Who's our friendo?
Simriel: So what was Platos bench? I mean we know he was jacked but I assumed Adam was his spotter
rustywir3s: hhhh
type_variable: bbbbaited
Earthenone: i have respawned after being shot
The_Timo: silencer and pop the wall baddies? don't remember if that works
saucemaster5000: damn remember when this game was about flashbacks on flashbacks what's this zombie shit?
thatguysteve2709: That was just bad timing
realbadatthis_: @KeytarCat Lev? think they cut us down after their friend got arm and hammered
graal_smith: Be verry quiet
SnackPak_: sure bud
ManWithTheMask13: Take it up in court with Gilgamesh from the Smurfs
graal_smith: I think he wants cookies
Earthenone: i think it wasent counting down while this window was on my other monitor, it said 10 seconds left about 30 seconds ago
Earthenone: punished for second screen content
WiJohn: me
Earthenone: people who are shot and cant chat?
agentofsaruman69: everyone
LaeliaTBR: me
Aceviru: The frogs obviously
GasCityGaming: um.....
DistractedMOSFET: just for that, demoted to third
WiJohn: main monitor has PoE
graal_smith: I want all that smoke, she says "Baby what's a Yacht?" I said "A kinda boat."
e_bloc: you get the TV for me
lamina5432: sorry had to click over to the third moniter
ThorSokar: I could bump you down to 6th monitor if you really want
brainbosh: yea third
GasCityGaming: RF Cheiftan
WiJohn: Rolling Magma mines
frank_the_great: How do you rank picture-in-picture?
RelwinEJ: Start archer playthrough
betweenmyself:
Got ya running on my eighteenth screen… I may have a problem
saucemaster5000: pirate of the carribean 2: Dead man's chest
Kramburger: 18 sceens and counting
mrjujubeans: pop ya’ll on the portable mini tv
frank_the_great: You're the small screen, lol
betweenmyself:
twas a joke
RelwinEJ: It's like NFL RedZone of twitch streams
Simriel: 18 screens and 7 proxies?
Omnipotrevor: Must be a security guard slacking off on twitch
ThorSokar: If you count virtual desktops I have 24
EvilBadman: Architect was right. Oracle was the lady with the cookies.
ButButTheJesus: yeah? name 3 matrices
GasCityGaming: The Animatrix shorts kinda slap
mrjujubeans: and the matrix ps2 game?
saucemaster5000: it was "curious" what absolute nonsense this melon was saying face
protojman: Ben has several friends who are Matrices
RelwinEJ: You were like four when they came out, right?
shendaras: square.. singular...err
Simriel: The matrix is pretty great yeah. Also I really enjoyed the 4th one tbh
EvilBadman: Dot Matrix from reboot... Uh .... Enzo?
Omnipotrevor: The movie that Matrix 4 ended up being is pretty wild
saucemaster5000: if the matrix was so good why didn't they make a microsoft excel movie?
ThorSokar: how kind of you to befriend an old copper merchant like Adam
Spades_Slicc: hot
graal_smith: Adam's gonna strangle ben with the controller. I know it's a wireless controller.
Thefluffiestguineapig: We haven't busted out the oubliette in a while
rustywir3s: some people pay good money for troll spit
ghyllnox: Yummy
Omnipotrevor: I was just old enough to want to put on a trenchcoat and pretend to do Kung Fu after watching the Matrix
mrjujubeans: To the Oshuary!
thatguysteve2709: I didn't realize you hired chat
Thefluffiestguineapig: @graal_smith Sheer force of will to manifest that wire
betweenmyself:
Keanu Reeves approves 
DigitalSeahorse:
e_bloc: everything is somebody's fetish
GasCityGaming: and Adam's a streamer
EvilBadman: @rustywir3s Yeah Elon paid like 44 billion
Simriel: Adam remembers before The Flood when trolls were more common, so their spit was less valuable
Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT
RelwinEJ: No shi
saucemaster5000: really?
mrjujubeans: fuck yeah
ButButTheJesus: oh shit really
saucemaster5000: sick
Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm kind of excited
GasCityGaming: yeah, REAL pumped!
BusTed: love Johnstantine Constantine
thatguysteve2709: It's going to be great
Omnipotrevor: I'll have to finally watch the first one. I've kind of always wanted to
Thefluffiestguineapig: That movie is B movie fun
Simriel: Its an awful Constantine movie, but its a really fuckin fun movie
betweenmyself:
Point Break!
GasCityGaming: Big same Ben!
mrjujubeans: fantastic comics
GasCityGaming: Like Christian Mythology type stuff I love
GasCityGaming: why i loved Diablo 2 back in the day
graal_smith: Constantine made me mad because they completely nerfed Constantine getting healed.
thatguysteve2709: I like the self contained comic movies
ThorSokar: the first 2 Hellboys literally made a VFX studio, Adam Savage currently did a tour there, and they are still so proud of their Hellboy work
graal_smith: Nerfed is the wrong word
Simriel: Hellboy and Golden Army are some of my faves
Omnipotrevor: David Harbour was good in the movie, most of the other people involved in that movie didn't seem to want to be there
GasCityGaming: the most recent live action Hellboy I liked
betweenmyself: Hellboy, but drank too much GLURP
Simriel: LXG is Bad, but in a really fun way
GasCityGaming: used to?
vinewood_og: Used to?
The_Timo: Melee build?
Haroldholmes25: van helsing
GasCityGaming: @vinewood_og nice
saucemaster5000: you should see michael sheen in fucking twilight
graal_smith: In the Hellblazer comic, the reason the Devil heals Constantine is because he sold his soul him and two other archdemons, and none of them would share, but if they went to war over it they'd all lose.
Omnipotrevor: The David Harbour Hellboy also gets bonus points for Milia Jovovich getting to play a villain. She seems like she was one of the few other people having a good time on that set
ghyllnox: "No I'm coming in after you and dying"
saucemaster5000: van helsing
Simriel: I wish Del Toro had got to make his 3rd Hellboy movie
Nigouki: she croaked from sepsis like 2 min we were out the door
vinewood_og: Click?
Simriel: Brothers Grimm?
Haroldholmes25: v excited for frankenstein
Darleysam: I'm a wolf! Awoo!
DarknessKingCoH: Is Spaceballs a B movie?
ButButTheJesus: awpp
A_NO0B: man she's got a nice flashlight
graal_smith: I'm an awoo
Simriel: Brothers Grimm was buckwild
Spades_Slicc: "She's an A;pha
calculated_uncertainties: Bee movie is not good enough to be a B movie
BusTed: 50 bucks
definenull: 50 bucks
Darleysam: wants his $50
letsbelgo: thats free money
saucemaster5000: for 50 bucks
FlyboyZeb: 40 bucks
saucemaster5000: pay up savidan
Simriel: When Adam was young, 50 bux could buy you an entire Mammoth
graal_smith: That's MISTER Savidan to you, peasant
Omnipotrevor: I remember you killing a bunch of people in this compound
drcthulu: Adam's not old, he's ancient
The_Timo: Alright methuselah
realbadatthis_: he is the one putting people in jars
Earthenone: primordial soup and breadsticks
Simriel: Did you use chicken or beef stock for the primordial Soup
graal_smith: @Omnipotrevor Yeah, but it was a different them
saucemaster5000: mmmm. pea soup! (rescuers)
calculated_uncertainties: I do love how this podcast has gone from, Adam is an Immortal to Which Immortal Adam is.
LaeliaTBR: my mom maDE SOME PRIMORDIAL SOUP THE OTHER DAY FOR DINNER
LaeliaTBR: oh jesus my b
RelwinEJ: Nasty burrito and Adam made some primordial soup
raulghoulia: he did the nasty in the pasty
A_NO0B: im sorry, what?
ghyllnox:
Thefluffiestguineapig: wooooooooooow
vinewood_og: Vandal Savidan did the nasty in the past-y
thatguysteve2709: Ohhh hey this is where Ben killed that dog
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is the gas leaking?
Simriel: Hwat
GasCityGaming: i did nothing
saucemaster5000: cool dude
ghyllnox: Break time then
Spades_Slicc: You're butt's leaking but there's no gas?
Earthenone: let a little out, then let it dry
ButButTheJesus: ewww
rustywir3s: need those adult doapers
xantos69: You gotta cut back on those chips man
rustywir3s: diapers
ghizmou: there's no shame in using depends brother
vinewood_og: You should be a diaper model
Juliamon: doapers
graal_smith: Wait, you can just, not leak rectally?
xantos69: @graal_smith Only if you practice.
RelwinEJ: Adam could probably model them
mrjujubeans: spinning quite the yawn there
SnackPak_: oh big yawn
rustywir3s: you're getting MORE than 50 per yawn?
ghyllnox:
Uh ohhhh 
NotCainNorAbel: uh ohh, I wonder if she makes it out
thatguysteve2709: It's ok elly is about to kill all these people
type_variable: its ruff ruff awoooo
RatherLargeToad: Sideshow Mel
ButButTheJesus: marrrrrg
vinewood_og: My son is also named Margarita
Omnipotrevor: So everyone in this scene is lying to everyone else.
KeytarCat: @Omnipotrevor seems healthy
graal_smith: Man, better keep walking with the person who wants plausible deniability.
Simriel: Everyone in this scene is lying, and then everyone is gonna die?
thatguysteve2709: Turn off your flashlight
Spades_Slicc: I thought you were wolves not lions
ButButTheJesus: lion? no, we're all wolf
ButButTheJesus:
@Spades_Slicc 
mrjujubeans: gotta reuse those assets
Spades_Slicc: @ButButTheJesus drift compatible
RatherLargeToad: This seems like a bad place to put a base
lamina5432: it’s be much more narratively interesting if we got here 4-5 weeks ago
graal_smith: @mrjujubeans Or revisit with new context.
lochnessseammonster: classic
Thefluffiestguineapig: No idea
Thefluffiestguineapig: Haven't had real tv in many years
Simriel: Wouldn't you wanna fully clear out a place you were using as a base?
A_NO0B: wait they left an overgrown hellscape behind an unlocked door directly to their base?
saucemaster5000: is "sister sister" still on the air?
stickpoppet: @Simriel Right?
RelwinEJ: Get some TGIF in your life
calculated_uncertainties: youtube really wants people to watch the nanny again
xantos69: Who would play the New Tim Allen?
Simriel: They reboot it, but its still Tim Allen
stickpoppet: Fuller House
Earthenone: fuller house for netflix yeah
niccus: they did give tim allen another sitcom...
Darleysam: despite everything, it's still Raven
The_Timo: Well, The kids grew up and had their kids
Spades_Slicc: Fuller House
letsbelgo: Did you ever read Time Allen's Forum? Its kind of insane
letsbelgo: tim
betweenmyself: not enough Puppets… Gimme Dinosaurs and ALF
graal_smith: With these prices, the Home Improvement reboot is Apartment Maintenance.
Omnipotrevor: No, but we did get two seasons of a The Santa Clause show
lamina5432: it was meh
mrjujubeans: I think Tim Allen got his last show canceled
thatguysteve2709: Everyone but the olson twins returned
Simriel: Oh no what did Tim Allen do
Thefluffiestguineapig: I saw an ad and wasn't it called "Fuller House"?
Earthenone: boy meets world was so good it also got one called girl meets world
graal_smith: Meth
OrionPax21: Fuller House was actually pretty good.
Simriel: Paparazzi have literally caused deaths. Shit ain't okay
Omnipotrevor: Then Elizabeth came out of nowhere and overshadowed them both
ActualFactual: Adam never lets me stalk him with a camera anymore and it makes me so sad.
vinewood_og: Bro
Thefluffiestguineapig: Especially since I suspect they were probably in the "kid stars who were on bad substances and deserved privacy" list
saucemaster5000: I'd grab fay wray and climb the empire state building
SnackPak_: worth
xantos69: My ultimate defense against the paparazzi is I can just not leave my house for 2 months and be boring.
ButButTheJesus: huh, TIL
graal_smith: Man, I love that line in "Jagged little pill" where she says "Is she made of... wood?"
Swamplor: Wby is Ben laughing when Adam is simply stating plain facts?
Spades_Slicc: Hey look you've got a lot of ammo
lochnessseammonster: facts can be funny
Thefluffiestguineapig: For me the look should be "scrubs" because no one looks twice at someone wearing ill fitting scrubs
ghyllnox: Daniel Radcliffe's "I'll just wear the same outfit every day so it looks like you're not getting new pics" was great
globmob1234:
betweenmyself:
nah? probably just good ammo RNG
graal_smith: lol
type_variable: Ben "this sucks I have no ammo" vs Ben "this sucks they gave me so much ammo"
xantos69: @ghyllnox Seriously? That is amazing.
globmob1234:
saucemaster5000: queue the 1 hour timer
Simriel: @ghyllnox for sure. Didn't Robert Patterson find a way to fuck them around too?
itira:
lochnessseammonster: uh oh... stinky...
EvilBadman: Paparazzi is a job that just materialized and we accepted it as normal or not annoying to us enough to dislike it
saucemaster5000: imagine sitting on a pot pie
Omnipotrevor: But see, this is strategic. Ben is making sure that Abby doesn't have any ammo left when we catch back up to the present
ButButTheJesus: #mygodthesmell
graal_smith: Maybe that's a good moment for a break.
realbadatthis_: da bomb
RelwinEJ: The Hot Ones sauces are flavorful
saucemaster5000: the extract "bomb" is not a real hot sauce
EvilBadman: Da dumb is extract and not like a sauce
globmob1234: THAT BEING SAID!
Kramburger: 'Da Bomb' is jast made to ruin people's day, it's not supposed to be flavourful
saucemaster5000: ACKTUALLY
lochnessseammonster: wet ones was great
ThorSokar: ya, Da Bomb is just gross chemicals
RelwinEJ: Da bomb is a trash sauce, is tastes awful, sticks around in your mouth, and just burns
lamina5432: I’d rather more wet ones. or something like dry ones.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Chat was convince Serge is just a robot
lochnessseammonster:
both fighting for their last chance to be the straight one
graal_smith: "You know what this door needs? More power! Ar ar ar!"
NorthstarTex: @RelwinEJ this. I've had more tasty sauces that left my face numb
Simriel: I want to know HOW Dry Ones would work
lochnessseammonster: yeeaah...
lochnessseammonster:
ghyllnox:
"Opposite" during pride month
saucemaster5000: that movie, "the eraser?" It's about this
Thefluffiestguineapig: Welp, glad to be erased I guess
Kramburger: So by that logic, single people are Ace?
rustywir3s: i love to buy erasers
type_variable: Its june all the Bi people get Thanos dusted
lamina5432: the nugget needs a liquid tastlesss medium.
mrjujubeans: Oh graverobber
Thefluffiestguineapig: But as soon as I say "pan" people seem to magically stop being judgemental
Simriel: A little glass vial?
xantos69:
I think I had a bunch of bi-erasers in middle school. Is that what we are talking about?
graal_smith: Not like in the movies
ThorSokar: it works once
Darleysam: the noise comes out the end of the gun, yeah
stickpoppet: @Thefluffiestguineapig I just use blanket Queer to let people know I'm not straight
Spades_Slicc: You need to fll the bottle
Thefluffiestguineapig: As Alex
saucemaster5000: I'll be right back....
drcthulu: That's like shooting with a teddy bear silencer
Morrigan9: not just 1 can no
A_NO0B: it depends
Simriel: If you do it right it can work Once
drcthulu: It doesn't work that well
Darleysam:
7gorobei: it does not work
type_variable: if shooting glass shards in your face shuts you up then yes
Simriel: But without subsonic ammo, its still pretty loud
Aceviru: Hahaha
tehfewl: silencer's aren't real anyways
lochnessseammonster: little alphas
shendaras: good save
Nigouki: a fresh oil filter will work, an empty can won't
Crimall: you can catch me at the laugh factoru
lochnessseammonster:
betweenmyself: apparently oil filters can work a treat for a while; people sell special threaded adapters for them
Crimall: Factory*
EvilBadman: These commercial not-watchers
graal_smith: These fuckin'... awoos
RelwinEJ: Have we been called dill holes yet tonight?
Darleysam: parnets
Crimall: WEE OOO WEEE OOO
itira:
rustywir3s: factoru
definenull: GET EM
ItsThugDimmadome: GET EM GET EM GET EM
Thefluffiestguineapig: @stickpoppet For me I often deal with more issues with the fact I am obviously nonbinary and I deeply enjoy when people try to misgender me and I don't react, they try the other and I still and pleasant and they realize if they get mad and I go get the practice manager (or previously the manager of the LGS I worked at who was on my side) they were the issue
Darleysam: factoru
lochnessseammonster: parnets!
Crimall: DRAGGGG MEEEEEEE
saucemaster5000: "meat's back on the menu buys!"
saucemaster5000: boys
saucemaster5000: FUCK
Darleysam: buys
Kramburger: Buy a special dialling wand
rustywir3s: buys
EvilBadman: Buys
itira: oh dear
tehfewl: gross
Simriel: Like, silencers stop the gas expansion noises, but supersonic ammo still makes a sonic crack when it hits the sound barrier
Kramburger: I can't touch type well
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ben needs some Mavis Beacon
Kramburger: I'm a chicken pecker
lochnessseammonster: didn't get enough mavis beacon as a kid
graal_smith: Today, everyone's great great great great great grandpa throws shade at Ben for not being able to touch type.
tehfewl: do you stare at the keyboard when you play wow or 14?
RelwinEJ: Goddamn zoomers
Thefluffiestguineapig: Like whose that Pokemon but for keys
itira:
Kramburger: I can type fast but I mostly use four fingers
ItsThugDimmadome: a tilde?
rustywir3s: ~
Spades_Slicc: How do you type an "emdash"
letsbelgo: ~
SquareDotCube: squigg-a-lee, we ar off
stickpoppet: Where's the any key?
Kramburger: Same boat ben
saucemaster5000: "how do you type dot dot dot?"
Darleysam: in JUNE?
ButButTheJesus: "squigly? you mean peenor?"
ItsThugDimmadome: ~
ActualFactual: idk Ben, what was your parse in that one raid in 14?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Challenge mode for Ben: that zombie typing game
Thefluffiestguineapig: This is minesweeper all over again
A_NO0B: typing of the dead for lets nope?
RelwinEJ: Quality ceiling tile counting content
stickpoppet: @Thefluffiestguineapig Or the boltgun game
tehfewl: @Thefluffiestguineapig typing of the dead
Crimall: Me too Ben
Omthebox: No wonder you two get along so well
7gorobei: typing of the dad
EvilBadman: Playing an MMO is more muscle memory of buttons not typing
ActualFactual: I'm proudly mediocre.
betweenmyself:
my hands tend to cramp up pretty quick if I do home row, so I gotta let my hands hover and take a sneaky peek once in a while
thatguysteve2709: Are we just going to copy and paste our but report today that's cool
Crimall: Put Factoru on the fridge
ActualFactual: I have a new game that's almost done, Adam.
thatguysteve2709: Bug
graal_smith: Well, my shit isn't on your fridge because I poop in a Toilet, not a kitchen, or a diaper.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Besides that massive labor of love
Morrigan9: long long guuuuuuun
Simriel: What rifle even is that?
betweenmyself: the patented GunLonger: make your gun linger today!
Darleysam: linger
Nigouki: full up on ammo AND upgrading your guns? dang, we're in for a multi-stream boss section aren't we
betweenmyself:
linger
RelwinEJ: @Morrigan9 Hi chew!
Simriel: Any other gun nerds know what that rifle even is?
darkcyril: Baby Doll?
ItsThugDimmadome: "I didn't mean to"-ass death
Earthenone: batman is jest selling
noSmokeFire: his armor is bullet proof, not ball proof
EvilBadman: Send the coroner to Discovery Zone, Batman has been killed
GasCityGaming: watched the one where he got stuck in a VR game the other night
Morrigan9: bottom of ball pit
noSmokeFire: Chuck E. Cheese is *definitely* a villain in the batman universe
Earthenone: the suspect is one charles entertainment cheese
vinewood_og: Where a kid can be a kid. Except Jason Todd.
A_NO0B: billionaire's body found in mcdonald's play place
Simriel: I hope I die in an Environmental Storytelling way
stickpoppet: @vinewood_og DAMN
Spades_Slicc: @noSmokeFire Charles Entertainment Cheese, a powerful rat
saucemaster5000: ".Damn. he was two days away from his birthday animatronic song"
Darleysam: "...that's not our guy"
EvilBadman: And also these wallets!
WiJohn: Gotham City EMT
Darleysam: sweeping it like mountain rescue
A_NO0B: Or imagine the guys who have to clean up after every hitman level
saucemaster5000: I intend to be one eyed willy from the goonies
type_variable: Environmental Storytelling Toilet Skeleton!
EvilBadman: Gotta leave an audio diary
ButButTheJesus: snrk
Simriel: If the apocalypse comes I am fuckin grabbing every stupid random item I can to be around my corpse
Thefluffiestguineapig: The Daub?
mulligan2six: Face down, ass up
VrolikSyndrome: goatse
niccus: is there a black market batman insurance
RelwinEJ: How big is this Medusa that's getting you hard?
trebuchetboy: I want the new shotgun buried in my chest and they have to rip it out
lamina5432: or a stain on a volcano wall
xantos69: Dab on her.
saucemaster5000: T-Pose
frank_the_great: Gotta go with finger guns and a smirk
Earthenone: i remember one piece did that bit, he knew he was getting pertrified so he struck a pose
EvilBadman: DX classic Suck It
Omnipotrevor: That's a good way to keep your arms from falling off over time
frank_the_great: Or the McDonalds bench pose
Spades_Slicc: Silencer? If she consents
Simriel: Can we craft a Loudener tho?
saucemaster5000: lmaooooo
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's amazing
Omnipotrevor: Maybe the clown tripped you on purpose Adam
rustywir3s: that's so fetch
Darleysam: alright Jamiroquai
letsbelgo: now everything can be green
VrolikSyndrome: Jamiroquai'd 'em
itira:
Omthebox: Its funny
Brascharr: for the bit
stickpoppet: Clown on clown violence is real
drcthulu: Adam admit's he's a clown here for our amusement
ghyllnox:
Nigouki: Show us your egg Savidan
saucemaster5000: "he had the feets but not the squeaks!"
betweenmyself:
Adam had them big shoes; Ronald had to put him in his place 
ManWithTheMask13: <message deleted>My ears perked up during the batman episode mention and Green Hand
ButButTheJesus: e g g?
Simriel: But Adam, I am the Clown Inspector
EvilBadman: Where there was only one set of novelty sized footprints, that's where He tripped you
Nigouki: can't prove you're a legit clown without the egg
ghyllnox: Funny business
ManWithTheMask13: <message deleted>IT WASN'T 20 MINUTES
ManWithTheMask13: <message deleted>THAT EPISODE'S GREAT TOO
itira: maybe they forgot to press send
saucemaster5000: it takes doom time to put on his nightcap and light the candle
lochnessseammonster: some of us are slow typers
raulghoulia: are you standing on business?
I_Am_Clockwork: I type considerably slower when typing on mobile
saucemaster5000: I can hear doom's chruning now to get that message out
lochnessseammonster:
protojman: i can type fast or i can type without spelling errors
itira: hahahahaaa
VrolikSyndrome: Left thumb, right index
vinewood_og: Text from boomer dad
VrolikSyndrome: like a drummer
Dog_of_Myth: I'm classy, I use my pinkies.
stickpoppet: don't forget the ellipses at the end of it
lochnessseammonster:
Simriel: 11 Supplements? Does that include Creatine?
Darleysam: like an ocarina
saucemaster5000: the oompa loompas come out
ManWithTheMask13: <message deleted>@saucemaster5000 The candle doesn't get lit BEFORE 10 PM, smh...
VrolikSyndrome: Ya, man.
VrolikSyndrome: Faster that way!
VrolikSyndrome: No!
EvilBadman: Get bigger hands
Spades_Slicc: Another instance of bi erasure
mulligan2six: The most bisexual way to type on your phone
ItsThugDimmadome: Gamer-ass typing form.
ManWithTheMask13: <message deleted>my sprint button in video games is V
lamina5432: normal for let's nope
adept_nekomancer: I'm the weirdo who uses the swipe typing
Simriel: Normal? During Let's Nope? Impossible
betweenmyself: hold the phone upside down and do the Tetris “rolling” technique
Dog_of_Myth: hahahaah
VrolikSyndrome: LMAO
Dog_of_Myth: o7
saucemaster5000: LMAOOOO
itira: LOOOL
Thefluffiestguineapig: o7
JinaMahavira: o7 doom
VrolikSyndrome: get shot idiot
ghyllnox: o7
definenull: o7
lamina5432: o7
Aceviru: o7
RelwinEJ: o7
A_NO0B: wow
frank_the_great: @adept_nekomancer I love swipe typing
ButButTheJesus:
frank_the_great: o7
VrolikSyndrome: V is for Melee
e_bloc: go think about what youve done
Morrigan9: V...very fast
Nigouki: non-conformists will be purged!!!
TranquilCalamity: v for velocity
mulligan2six: They can't respond now that they are timed out
I_Am_Clockwork: maybe their an arrowkeys enjoyer
betweenmyself:
V for VROOOM
I_Am_Clockwork: they're*
ItsThugDimmadome: Jail
itira: V is the secondary placement key
Darleysam: AZERTY-ass button config
ActualFactual: Time Ben out
lamina5432: v is current quest
Omnipotrevor:
Keyboards are for typing, not gaming
Kramburger: Where's that meme of the dude combining about changing keybinds because they use the mouse for forward?
RelwinEJ: You're either jumping or crouching with your thumb, right?
betweenmyself:
perhaps they use a Dvorak keyboard?
Swamplor: I'm from the "shift for run then hit caps lock" generation
itsr67: i don't know any of these people
calculated_uncertainties: Adam is the inspiration for Krog?
Nigouki: Minecraft defaulting crouch to Shift almost made me uninstall it
EvilBadman: @betweenmyself [Z]top
Darleysam: melee is either thumb or middle mouse
itira: my pinky is completely useless on a keyboard
Simriel: Didn't Adam say he would play Ball and Cup for days a while back xD
saucemaster5000: I'm a "qwe, asd" user
ThorSokar: I use the arrow keys to move
saucemaster5000: yup that's my keyboard setup
tehfewl: SDFE for movement, cuz im crazy
EvilBadman: I'm shift crouch, Ctrl sprint (toggle)
niccus: post your maplestory binds
Spades_Slicc: IJKL to move
Nigouki: arrow keys to move, numpad for camera control :3
I_Am_Clockwork: I used to do a whild thing playing the old Mechwarrior game. left hand on the arrow keys, right hand on the num pad to control the camera
ActualFactual: my Maplestory binds would probably be alt-f4
RelwinEJ: I'm amazed I was allowed to progression raid with Ctrl+number keybind rows in original WoW
A_NO0B: club penguin?
I_Am_Clockwork: because Mech warrior has torso twist
I_Am_Clockwork: so you can "free look" within certain bounds
Mai_Andra: FFXI I used arrow keys + numpad for most things
ExitPursuedByABear: Free MMOs from the early 2000s?
I_Am_Clockwork: sorta like first person tank controls
ItsThugDimmadome: remember Adventure Quest? Good times
ExitPursuedByABear: I'm literally playing osrs rn
Darleysam: playing original Wolfenstein, Doom, and Quake with the arrow keys, and ctrl to shoot
Crimall: Forboding
EvilBadman: Ya like rats? How about kings?
Crimall: Hahaha yes @EvilBadman
lochnessseammonster: i was about 10 or 11 so yeah that makes sense
Mai_Andra: arrow keys for movement, numpad for camera
Kramburger: My family regulated EVERYTHING, they were hard against video games
GasCityGaming: oringally we had dial up and you got 30 hours a month and we kept track on a sheet by the computer
e_bloc: yeah Id play starcraft until 2 in the morning
ghyllnox: As long as you weren't making huge footprints in junkyards eh?
betweenmyself: true gamers only use the PS1 Wu Tang controller
I_Am_Clockwork: we had a1 hour limit per day. But that was partly because there were three of us who all wanted to use the computer
frank_the_great: The rule was games after homework
RelwinEJ: Playing consoles with brothers was legit. N64 was a game changer
saucemaster5000: My family would keep me busy on hikes by "listening" to me describe the plot of final fantasy
Ferisar: more like the last of exile 2
Mazrae: I got my first computer at 8-ish yrs old and my parents never regulated me I think I started playing UO around 10-12 yrs old
Thefluffiestguineapig: That seems like something for them rather than you
stickpoppet: "An avacado! Wow!"
CrowDaddy1: The year the PS2 came out, I was working in a store, selling them
Aceviru: I think that npc is dead by now
e_bloc: my birthday present was either a new n64 game or a box of the newest magic set
betweenmyself:
RAT KING!
ghyllnox: The Ur-Infected
saucemaster5000:
I was disappointed the year my parents got me chrono trigger instead of uniracers for christmas
I_Am_Clockwork: You know what would probabbly help with that giant mushroom zombie abomination?
Nigouki: yep, there's our ammo sponge
I_Am_Clockwork: Fuckin Pipe bomb, amiright brotherrrr?
Omnipotrevor: a rat king made out of mushroom people
EvilBadman: Fun fact you can hear this during Ellie's Nora chasing
Simriel: Its him, John Last of Us
stickpoppet: I was hoping they would get to this tonight
ghyllnox: Oh there's MULTIPLE???
e_bloc: rude, when are you supposed to get your aggro in
Spades_Slicc: Wait so is it blind or not?
GasCityGaming: anyone care about NHL spoilers?
Lord_Hosk: My parents made a huge deal about buying my brother and I Game Boys for Christmas and when we didn't flip out about it got really upset and I was like "I mean, I said thank you, but I wasn't asking for one, its cool..." and they were like "DO YOU KNOW HOW EXPENSIVE THAT WAS!"
Crimall: Here we gooooo
Simriel: So does Ellie kill her, rendering all of this pointless?
e_bloc: oh fuck I forgot about the game
GasCityGaming: 3-0 Panthers 9 minutes left in 3rd
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hold up, does that mean she stopped her rescue mission for medical supplies for revenge torture of Ellie?
e_bloc: oh wow just looked up the score
betweenmyself: @thefluffiestguineapig all shall be revealed
ItsThugDimmadome: <message deleted>@GasCityGaming Welp
ghyllnox: @Thefluffiestguineapig Once she actually entered the facility I was like "Oh.... yeah she ends up abandoning the search for the medical supplies huh"
saucemaster5000: Spoilers gretzky retired in 1999
ghyllnox: One-hit kill huh
I_Am_Clockwork: Potemkiiiiin! BUSSSTERRRR!
therepoman__: Acting like your ass won't get command grabbed
Lithobraker: I did have a relative once give me a nice gift hidden inside of a container for a candy I disliked, and even as a kid I found it amusing and thoughtful that they remembered my candy preferences enough to make the joke.
mulligan2six: He's got command grabs. Get better footsies.
saucemaster5000: "fantastique!"
ManWithTheMask13: history will venerate sprint v users
Juliamon: holy shit
ItsThugDimmadome: <message deleted>"M̴̍̕Y̷̿̍ ̷̅͘Ĺ̵̔O̵̅̎Ÿ̷́͝A̷͑͋L̵͊͝ ̶̀́F̵́̑A̶̿̋N̵̂̈S̵̮͗"
Lord_Hosk: Spoiler We stopped caring about Gretzky last year when he started not caring about people who weren't rich
therepoman__: o7
ItsThugDimmadome: My bad, mods
Spades_Slicc: Pipe bomba?
BusTed: oh
BusTed: skitter skitter
ItsThugDimmadome: "MY LOYAL FANS"
ghyllnox: Shedding
bbblehh: if this was you in this situation how do you think you'd fare
betweenmyself: suddenly became Ornstein and Smough up in here
Thefluffiestguineapig: Some of the RE7 ones were good
protojman: i think i'm with you on this
A_NO0B: because horror games shouldn't have combat
I_Am_Clockwork: The real problem is that once you can solve the Big Spoky Thing with Gun, then all the tension goes away
saucemaster5000: horror games would be better is you fought 8 robot masters every game
therepoman__: Not me I'm different
Lithobraker: @bbblehh in this situation if I'm not a years old skeleton I'm probably the zombie
RatherLargeToad: I’d be the rat king, probably
frank_the_great: I'm built differently
rustywir3s: what about 100 gorillas
Mazrae: I would of been dead in the first 5 min
RatherLargeToad: so I guess I would win, technically
WiJohn: At least the visual clarity is bad
ActualFactual: I already beat this, that's why the zombie apocalypse never happened.
Aceviru: But Adam, we were able to take on a silverback
saucemaster5000: I'd simply point at repo and say "it was him! let's get him fellas"
ActualFactual: You're welcome.
ActualFactual: No, I mean irl.
omdorastrix: Black friday?
betweenmyself: just rush hour traffic
bbblehh: in the same camp as the "whats the biggest animal you could beat in a fight", what's the horror game boss you think you could beat in real life
ActualFactual: If anyplace has the walking dead, it's where you live.
Simriel: I had a fight with a really big guy in a parking lot once, same as this boss fight right?
bbblehh: i believe in you adam i['m sure there's at least one you could take on
Lord_Hosk: I suspect you might actually be dying here
ghyllnox: "I'm dying here repeatedly"
I_Am_Clockwork: time to do it all over again
ItsThugDimmadome: Idk Adam, you could probably stand a chance against that kid from The Ring.
I_Am_Clockwork: oh checkpoints, how kind
betweenmyself: “I’m not dying here!” counterpoint, neck snap
ButButTheJesus: oh I love the ring
CrowDaddy1: I beg to differ
Lithobraker: I think I could defeat MGS sniper boss IRL but only through the power of depression naps
itira: that movie finished me off for horror movies XD
ItsThugDimmadome: How about Chucky?
RelwinEJ: Adam vs cultural phenomenon, who would win?
EvilBadman: You only have ONE SHOT
Simriel: I am now imagining just punting Chucky across a room xD
Omthebox: I could be chucky in a not being a doll fight
RatherLargeToad: all this water we’re wading through has to be soooooooo infected
ItsThugDimmadome: Never saw Chucky, I think ignorance will save me.
Spades_Slicc: What about that psychic dude from Evil Within?
Mazrae: How about the bad toys from small soldiers
CaptainSpam: "Okay, what we want for THIS scene is your character to scream as if her throat is being torn out from her neck by the hand of a zombie-like fungus monster. Go ahead, we're recording."
lamina5432: how about megan
e_bloc: chucky would rip your shit apart
I_Am_Clockwork: I could beat the Sceam villain, probably, if I knew they were comming
lochnessseammonster:
ItsThugDimmadome: Just CHURNING out victory
I_Am_Clockwork: like isn't that just a person in a mask with a knifht?
Spades_Slicc: Could Adam beat Gozer the Gozarian?
Lord_Hosk: I could be chucky once... but like, he comes back... forever so I couldn't be ALL of the chuckys
EvilBadman: @captainspam I mean you are describing voice acting
lochnessseammonster: i don't think i could survive any horror movie
BusTed: it's true
saucemaster5000: m3gan 2 trailer had a chappelle roan/brittany spears mashup I'm seeing it opening day
ButButTheJesus: omg.
Simriel: @spades_slicc depends. Does How would Adam answer if he is asked about being a God
Swamplor: I mean, the statute of limitations on recycling movie plots isn't more than 30 years
nicolebarbaraann: <message deleted>Hi my booyysssssss
lochnessseammonster: hell yeah
GasCityGaming: #teamnicole
ButButTheJesus: hi nicole!
ItsThugDimmadome: hi nicole
Morrigan9: on his head?
EvilBadman: Something something peener
nicolebarbaraann: <message deleted>Hey stand up
Kramburger: Ben stands like an NPC
nicolebarbaraann: <message deleted>I'll change the locks if you don't stand up
Morrigan9: T pose
ButButTheJesus: it can be cold when you first get in okay
lochnessseammonster: based
betweenmyself: most of the horror movies I watch are Rifftrax fodder, so a pretty wide range of monster lethality
nicolebarbaraann: <message deleted>Hey fuck you adam
BusTed:
Nigouki: you call a locksmith Adam
Thefluffiestguineapig:
Aceviru: Locks nowadays have that built in
ActualFactual: Nicole can do ANYTHING
ThorSokar:
nicolebarbaraann keeps spare locks, just in case 
ButButTheJesus:
BusTed: Now you're going to get your locks changed too Adam
Darleysam: Timeout button is right there
Omnipotrevor: You can just take 'em to Home Depot and they'll do it for you
itira: time to take a trip to Canadian tire
Gaelan_Maestro: i trained as a locksmith, its VERY easy to change locks
Lord_Hosk: Changing the locks isn't that hard, you just use a screwdriver to take out the old one and put in the new one... Its literally 4 screws.
itira: uh oh
Lord_Hosk: WOW
mulligan2six: o7
ThorSokar: hahahahahahahaha
BusTed:
GasCityGaming: What if new door?
Aceviru: o7
VrolikSyndrome: o7
Omthebox: o7
therepoman__: o7
Kramburger: o7
EvilBadman: F
ghyllnox: o7
Larkonus:
Thefluffiestguineapig: o7
stickpoppet: o7
bbblehh: o7
GasCityGaming: o7
A_NO0B: o7
Aceviru: Lmao
Spades_Slicc: 07
niccus: o7
Darleysam: o7
Haroldholmes25: o7
NorthstarTex: o7
ButButTheJesus: did he just ban nicole
JinaMahavira: o7
rustywir3s: o7
OrionPax21: oh no
lochnessseammonster:
daaamn
vinewood_og: o7
betweenmyself: Ben is braver man than I
saucemaster5000: o7
itira: *teeth emoji*
NeoGabi: LMAO
7gorobei: o7
OrionPax21: Benjamin, honey, no
ItsThugDimmadome: The Nicole has been defeated
ActualFactual: Didn't think I'd be attending a funeral tonight, damn.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Sleeping on the couch
NeoGabi: o7
ManWithTheMask13: I'm not o7ing that
itsr67: damb
mrjujubeans: sleeping outside now
Thefluffiestguineapig: Sleeping on the floor
Kramburger: Ben's in TROUBLE
ManWithTheMask13: reap what you sow
Aceviru: *it starts raining*
Kramburger: oooooo
itira: how sweet
xantos69: That's a banger response.
ButButTheJesus: 10/10
ghyllnox:
bbblehh: amazing
Lord_Hosk: Ben is sleeping on Adams couch tonight
RelwinEJ: Man gonna snake food
OrionPax21: lol, fuckin got his ass
vinewood_og: Alpha male AWOOOO
saucemaster5000: alright chat, get out the rain sticks!
Lord_Hosk: Cause if the locks weren't changed before... THEY HAVE BEEN NOW
rustywir3s: time them back in
Kramburger: Can't put the toothpase back into the tube bud
ghyllnox: "I'm sorry I'm sorry I didn't mean it"
EvilBadman: Hosk get on that
GasCityGaming: You get home, the door is gone, it's just more wall.
betweenmyself:
can we undetonate that bomb Ben just dropped?
Mazrae: That flamethrower has some crazy recoil
omdorastrix: Feels scrypty
Darleysam: Mods, please unring that bell
RelwinEJ: Noita rules, zombie standing in water therefore no burn
betweenmyself: The Last of Rat King
Kramburger: Double tap the corpse, gotta make sure
nicolebarbaraann: I'll just put a big board across it like old timey
GasCityGaming: What if The Last of Us was the rats inside of us all along?
Omnipotrevor: Gotta do 'em like Rasputin and get at least 3 causes of death in there.
Gaelan_Maestro: suddenly rat king!
BusTed: nails in teeth
Darleysam: Oh are we coming back to Still Wakes the Deep for the DLC?
RelwinEJ: @nicolebarbaraann Push the dresser in front of it for true horror movie
NeoGabi: That zombie apparently never experienced the constan barrage of Stop, Drop & Roll commercials I was subjected to in my childhood.
saucemaster5000: "heyabbeywannaseemynewchainsawandhockeymask???"
Omthebox: Bad bird call
ManWithTheMask13: @saucemaster5000 mask you say?
NeoGabi: @saucemaster5000 XD
nicolebarbaraann: I mean adam never said what kind of lock it has to be. Does a dresser count as a lock
RelwinEJ: All conversations would start with "In a human don't shoot"
mrjujubeans: the hair dresser
bbblehh: as someone who's very quiet and often not noticed at first, I've found that no matter how I approach someone unaware of my presence I will still always startle them
Darleysam: "hey, look out!" Damn is there a parrot in here?
stickpoppet: Dresser? I hardly know 'er
NeoGabi: Same day delivery exists.
GasCityGaming: the dresser is made from the boards
nicolebarbaraann: Sabels tank
Simriel: In other news, Nicole bought a dresser
Spades_Slicc: and put a dresser in front of the chair
Fr0Dough: put a nicole and Remy in front of the dore
betweenmyself: doggo still alive in this timeline
omdorastrix: Order from Ikea - go to the mainland - pick it up - return to the island - put the dresser together
lochnessseammonster: table?
ItsThugDimmadome: The ears moving back is a nice touch.
mrjujubeans: longest sepsis ever
Lord_Hosk: OK, chat, this is really just triggering my dad instincts. Do we need to have a Pro-D day on changing out a door handle? Cause I feel like this is a life skill that everyone should have. Its really not that complicated and can keep you safe.
GasCityGaming: I used to do it for work too, I can help
Jennie_Fuchsia: hello yes I am a professional dresser
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rustywir3s: really makes you think
Aceviru: You dug two graves abbs
spurius: nice dog hope nothing happens to it
omdorastrix: SHe's armless?
ThorSokar: cut off slightly above the elbow looks like
betweenmyself: accidentally took the wrong arm… can you make another hospital run Abby?
omdorastrix: She's (one) arm-less!
Simriel: She's never gonna be armed and dangerous
ghyllnox: The medical supplies were to do the amputation safely, not to save the arm
thatguysteve2709: Still dislike abby
adept_nekomancer: She's been disarmed
TomatoKigu: She's been disarmed?
7gorobei: mostly armless
RelwinEJ: Outta arms way
EvilBadman: She can drum for Def Leppard
CrowDaddy1: She's umarmed
NotCainNorAbel: attempted
Omnipotrevor: Leg shots? Never lethal
WiJohn: Attempted child murder
ghyllnox: He didn't get to kill her, just wanted to real bad
betweenmyself: Abby didn’t have the nightmare for once… PROGRESS
saucemaster5000: poor baxter, doomed to always be a lvl 1 boss
ItsThugDimmadome: *Seinfeld riff*
Simriel: Isn't he only a Potential Child Murderer?
lamina5432: good stopping pint?
RatherLargeToad: Didn’t he say they tried the same thing before on other kids?
nicolebarbaraann: Hey adam what are you doing this weekend and can you bring a lock.? No reason
Kramburger: Abby "Yeah, but he was MY child murdering Dad"
protojman: big apple 3 am
Aceviru: Good podcast today as well
EvilBadman: Shout out Shredder's Revenge doing a Big Apple 3pm
RelwinEJ: Did she fall asleep contemplating how big her bicep is?
Jennie_Fuchsia: I put you on a second screen and the duet caused by the delay difference was 💯
lochnessseammonster:
nicolebarbaraann: You didn't stand up
nicolebarbaraann: Lmao
saucemaster5000: that's more of a "pose" than a "stand up"
bbblehh: i do that too ben don't worry
lochnessseammonster: gotta cover the nips
bbblehh: you're not alone
RatherLargeToad: It’s ok, you’ll be dead soon
nicolebarbaraann: He hides his nips from me
Kramburger: PREACH
Thefluffiestguineapig: Agreed
NeoGabi: Damn, harsh
NeoGabi: LOL
mulligan2six: Body One Get One
xantos69: The thing is insults like that only hurt if they are very true.
RelwinEJ: Nacho rule: stuck together counts as one chip
ButButTheJesus:
@nicolebarbaraann
saucemaster5000: a NeverNip
ItsThugDimmadome: "Babe? Have you seen my nipple case?"
saucemaster5000: is lev a dog? why are you whistling like that?
kumatsu: this isn't what the Seattle aquarium looks like, immersion ruined
Diabore: @saucemaster5000 its a seraphite call
rosesmcgee: Mom? Mom? You're not looking at the big picture!
omdorastrix: Wow - I saw a YT vid where adam savage toured the set and it's real on point.
bbblehh: i wish the seattle aquarium looked this coo
EvilBadman: The Seattle Aquarium is still pretty cool tbh
Lord_Hosk: 80
stickpoppet: Awesome, awesome to the max
shendaras: 80's.
xantos69: The 80s
rosesmcgee: A couple of 80s reaganauts like us
EvilBadman: The quintessential 80s man
kumatsu: Seattle Aquarium just had a major expansion open, too
vinewood_og: I scream "Ow my Bone-itis!' every single morning!
Diabore: ben
ButButTheJesus: puppeh!
shendaras: I'm glad we got to play with the puppy before it's no longer with us.
bbblehh: alright what terrible thing is gonna happen here
kumatsu: through the jaws
RelwinEJ: Not the first time you've tossed a dog toy out of bounds in this game
protojman: man they're just...really rubbing our nose in the whole dog situation
EvilBadman: It's also the episode with Zoidberg's sandwich investment
Mai_Andra: <blam!>
Diabore: such a good pupper
mulligan2six: Damn, she's got quite an arm
Larkonus: This game is unrealistic, the dog is surrendering the toy without a fight.
betweenmyself: Yara might not be able to use a bow anymore, but she can always throw squeaky toys in combat
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Larkonus If the dog is like some dogs they know if they surrender it they get to chase it again faster
thatguysteve2709: We have found the rest of the game let's just stay here with dog
kumatsu: time to choo choo charles
RatherLargeToad: Thar be whales here!
betweenmyself:
Momma’s a true believer
Omnipotrevor: So is this just a cult of people who got really into Heath Ledger's Joker?
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saucemaster5000: "sorry for your trauma here's a slinky"
Juliamon: Happy Pride
shendaras:
lamina5432: gnight
lochnessseammonster:
Simriel: You too can give Adam 50 bux when he yawns
betweenmyself:
saucemaster5000: FROGS ARE GONE!
thatjerkherc: Do we know how long until the store is back up an running or is it fully unknown?
EvilBadman: Fully unknown.
RatherLargeToad: They already made it through the vore part
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thatjerkherc: @EvilBadman Thank you.
EvilBadman: We never hear them
ghyllnox:
BusTed:
betweenmyself:
WOOOO! 
RelwinEJ: Wooooooooooo
ghizmou: it's back !
shendaras:
ghyllnox: Yoooooo yeehaw
lochnessseammonster:
ButButTheJesus: bork
darkcyril: Lone Wolf is so fucking good.
ButButTheJesus: awoo, read a bork
itira:
NeoGabi: Thank you both for streaming!
Thefluffiestguineapig: This was a very fun stream!!
betweenmyself: Over/Under: How many times will Adam chant “Please don’t kill me, Please don’t kill me” during Thursday’s stream?
RelwinEJ: @betweenmyself As long as he draws a map it's all good
xantos69:
50 Bits!
NotCainNorAbel:
500
shendaras:
itira: k byyyye
lochnessseammonster:
thanks for the stream
nicolebarbaraann:
Have a good ride home babe! Good luck getting in!
Aceviru: power stance brother
betweenmyself: we need a Ben’s Shower Pose emote (clothed of course)
lamina5432: just figuring that out now?
ButButTheJesus: oh, my
itira: ok time to go
vinewood_og:
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