accountmadeforants: Oh lmao, two major versions in a quarter? Love that for javascript libraries.
Didero: Well,this service was also a year behind
beowuuf: It always feels like the futureproofing is a little bit...enthusiastically pursued
Didero: And nobody at Angular and Material apparently cares about those doing the maintaining
beowuuf:
Didero: Angular does have an upgrade guide, but the step on Material is just 'update Material'
beowuuf:
it sounds so simple 
TXC2: title change!
beowuuf: lisa neets league wins!
beowuuf: hey txc2
TXC2: hi beowuuf
Didero: Hi TXC2 !
TXC2: hi Didero
LRRbot: Forest | Basic Land — Forest |
Didero: is lrrbot trying to tell us to go outside
LRRbot: Dark Confidant [1B] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/1] | At the beginning of your upkeep, reveal the top card of your library and put that card into your hand. You lose life equal to its mana value.
beowuuf: that seems like a less than legal play... is the enforcement level REL:axed in the face if you call me a cheat?
LRRbot: Dark Confidant [1B] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/1] | At the beginning of your upkeep, reveal the top card of your library and put that card into your hand. You lose life equal to its mana value.
LRRbot: World Map [1] | Artifact | {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / {3}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Search your library for a land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Invitare: Lrrbot really wants to be our dark confidant
Invitare: and... conquer the world?
Marvoleath: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRRMtG (Magic: The Gathering; Week 3 of our Final Fantasy Sealed League! This weeks players: Graham, Nelson, and Jacob!; event) at Thu 11:00 AM PDT (5s ago).
Marvoleath: dang it
TXC2: we have procedures to prevent that
beowuuf:
aww, almost
LRRbot: Brainstorm [U] | Instant | Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.
Invitare: I think it's now brainstorming ideas to get around those procedures
beowuuf: this is quote the turn from one forest
beowuuf: *quite
Mindfire13: So i guess Jacob's playing round 1
TXC2: CONTACT
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Marvoleath: the magics are gathering
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Gekyouryuu: I look forward to living vicariously through this. My lgs has boxes set aside for draft, but most people at my lgs don't draft anymore, and the few who might can't afford the increased price, so i haven't gotten to play, and we're out of packs to buy
beowuuf:
Gekyouryuu: If i have extra money, I may just have to start playing Arena again
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Luna_TheOtter: yay, made it in time!
beowuuf: o/
TXC2: hello Luna_TheOtter welcome
Marvoleath: There is a FF jump start on Arena, got some mythic and rare birds from the chocobo pack there (1k gold entry per attempt)
Marvoleath: *per deck
KodeMage: I accidentally have this music playing in 2 tabs and the added reverb is kinda nice.
Mr_Horrible: @Marvoleath that fact that "rare birds" is literal rather than a term of art in the current mtg environment, what a time to be alive
Didero: I don't know or care too much about MtG (or FF), but I do like seeing people I like enjoy themselves
beowuuf: go time!
TXC2: Here we GO!
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Wiliart: 7 times 7
beowuuf:
hey 
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Didero: Hi!
TXC2: Hello Graham, Jacob and Nelson
Gekyouryuu: It's gonna be so sad in a few weeks when we've moved past the FF set and stop using that opening
TXC2: 5 events one presumes
noSmokeFire: magic biathalon: you have to draft while skiing
GhostValv: maybe pack wars?
Mr_Horrible: @Gekyouryuu all things worth keeping with us are themselves impermanent, etc etc
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KodeMage: It's Draft Boxing, you alternate packs of drafting with boxing rounds.
Didero:
Singles, in my area? 
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beowuuf: @Didero lol
Gaelan_Maestro: i opened two vivis, a sepheroth and a cloud
TheMinionGM: Got Sarkhan was a Man just earlier this week actually
Gaelan_Maestro: IN MY PRERELEASE POOL
TXC2: !dragonshield
TXC2: !patreon
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Shadowsoflife: @Gaelan_Maestro nice
TXC2: !leaguestandings
LRRbot:
The spreadsheet with the standings for the LRR Final Fantasy sealed league can be found here: https://lrr.cc/ffleague
GhostValv: dang wow
Gaelan_Maestro: @Shadowsoflife selling em all for credit to get more cards
beowuuf: cameron lauded
KodeMage: Didn't they set aside a card to check for curling on this set? Any results yet?
TXC2:
has Cameron lost at all? 
Mr_Horrible: first time I'm seeing Jacob's deck name and it almost caused me to spit these cheerios
QuixoticScrivener: Will Cam lean into being the heel?
Shadowsoflife: @Gaelan_Maestro Of course
Didero: How do these points work?
jaimeblacken: we need to see cameron's deck!
Marvoleath: @TXC2 no divisible by 3, so at least some games
TXC2: !sealedpoints
LRRbot: Points for the Final Fantasy sealed league work as follows: 3 points for 2 wins and no loses, 2 points for 2 wins and 1 loss, 1 point for 1 win and 2 losses, and 0 points for no wins.
KodeMage: So, Nelson takes 2nd with any point gain, any game win.
Didero: @TXC2 Ooh, a command, thanks!
Didero: Thanks Graham!
Marvoleath: did anyone decide what with a draw? do you just play another game?
Mr_Horrible: essentially: 1 point per game win, and a bonus point for 2-0
Didero: Are there bonus points for whose deck tells the best story?
KodeMage: draw is no points
LRRbot: Treno, Dark City | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}.
GhostValv: D:
Mr_Horrible: that sounds like Treno
KodeMage: but you can't draw a match
KodeMage: no timer
LRRbot: Undercity Dire Rat [1B] | Creature — Rat [2/2] | Rat Tail — When this creature dies, create a Treasure token.
LRRbot: Adventurer's Inn | Land — Town | When this land enters, you gain 2 life. / {T}: Add {C}.
Marvoleath: !card summon: odin
LRRbot: Summon: Primal Odin [4BB] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Knight [5/3] | I — Gungnir — Destroy target creature an opponent controls. / II — Zantetsuken — This creature gains "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player loses the game." / III — Hall of Sorrow — Draw two cards. Each player loses 2 life.
noSmokeFire: I think you want Can't Draw Horses Club for drawing matches
adept_nekomancer: I don't think Companion Cage is in this format
Mr_Horrible: dire*R* rat
DeM0nFiRe: I assume neither player has that custom computer generated card that caused both players to lose the game in their deck
LRRbot: Dark Knight's Greatsword [2B] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +3/+0 and is a Knight in addition to its other types. / Chaosbringer — Equip—Pay 3 life. Activate only once each turn.
RatherLargeToad: Odin could, potentially
KodeMage: secret rendezvous can draw games with draw 3
Didero: I don't know many Magic cards but I do know that (almost?) every Land card is very pretty
LRRbot: Shinra Reinforcements [2B] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/3] | When this creature enters, mill three cards and you gain 3 life.
LRRbot: Island | Basic Land — Island |
Gekyouryuu: Graham, it's Pride Month. Adventurer's out.
LRRbot: Jenova, Ancient Calamity [2BG] | Legendary Creature — Alien [1/5] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, put a number of +1/+1 counters equal to Jenova's power on up to one other target creature. That creature becomes a Mutant in addition to its other types. / Whenever a Mutant you control dies during your turn, you draw cards equal to its power.
KodeMage: breaking out the rares early
TXC2: she's alien
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kynelwynn: Is Jacob's deck name a reference to Big Van Vader the pro wrestler?
Volus_dude: Jen and sheppy are good pair
KodeMage: mill in the worst way possible
Gekyouryuu: @kynelwynn Vana'diel is the FF11 world
TXC2: it's like milling, but they get to keep to good stuff
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LRRbot: Eden, Seat of the Sanctum | Land — Town | {T}: Add {C}. / {5}, {T}: Mill two cards. Then you may sacrifice this land. When you do, return another target permanent card from your graveyard to your hand.
LRRbot: Combat Tutorial [2U] | Sorcery | Target player draws two cards. Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature you control.
Mr_Horrible: there are promos everywhere, for those with the eyes to see
KodeMage: Clearly named after Vanna White from Wheel of Fortune...
namagem1: Just got in, how much did I miss
TXC2: namagem1 not much, still on round 1, game 1
Mr_Horrible: this is so messed up
Justherefortherewards: Give me a Glorious Bobby Roode card please
KodeMage: @namagem1 nelson drew 5 cards from creature dying he is very ahead
Gekyouryuu: @mr_horrible speaking of promos, I'm sad to be missing all the Vegas exclusive FF promos
TXC2:
John Cena as Invisible stalker 
KodeMage: see what I mean?
Marvoleath: Jenova is the big bad, after all
ForOhForError: jenova is some uh
kynelwynn: HHH uses a Loxodon Warhammer
ForOhForError: powerful limited magic
LRRbot: Sazh's Chocobo [G] | Creature — Bird [0/1] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
tryllebanjo: That bird is 'roided up for sure.
namagem1: Sazhs chocobo is a problem if not dealt with
Mr_Horrible: @Gekyouryuu oh I hadn't even thought of that, but damn, yeah, those must be pretty snazzy
LRRbot: Exdeath, Void Warlock [1BG] (back: Neo Exdeath, Dimension's End) | Legendary Creature — Spirit Warlock [3/3] | When Exdeath enters, you gain 3 life. / At the beginning of your end step, if there are six or more permanent cards in your graveyard, transform Exdeath.
Marvoleath:
I had multiple ppl just concede to Forest -> little bird on my turn 1 
LRRbot: World Map [1] | Artifact | {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / {3}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Search your library for a land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
TXC2:
as someone who plays brawl almost everyday, Landfall was a mistake
adept_nekomancer: Exdeath is the big bad from FFV
LRRbot: Neo Exdeath, Dimension's End (front: Exdeath, Void Warlock) | Legendary Creature — Spirit Avatar [*/3] | Trample / Neo Exdeath's power is equal to the number of permanent cards in your graveyard.
Mr_Horrible: give him treefolk type you cowards
Justherefortherewards: Well he is EX death, no longer death!
LRRbot: Brainstorm [U] | Instant | Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.
Mangledpixel: boop
namagem1: Good ol brainstorm
beowuuf: o/
Jorsh029: "Judge, I'm gonna need a cup of that bird's piss" - Adam, probably
LRRbot: Il Mheg Pixie [1U] | Creature — Faerie [2/1] | Flying / Whenever this creature attacks, surveil 1.
TXC2: hello Mangledpixel welcome
mox_cubit_zirconium: The Nature Boy 2WW Legendary Human Noble "Flair Flop" 1W, Tap: Place a stun counter on this creature, create a tapped treasure token.
Marvoleath: It's ended
Mr_Horrible: Nightveil Sprite With The Correct Stat Line
Marvoleath: !findquote bird
LRRbot: Quote #799: "Your aim is true, *** bird." —Graham [2015-10-07]
Volus_dude:
TXC2: I think it's the challenge weekend event now
LRRbot: Dark Confidant [1B] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/1] | At the beginning of your upkeep, reveal the top card of your library and put that card into your hand. You lose life equal to its mana value.
ForOhForError: bob!
Gekyouryuu: @mr_horrible there's an alt art of the mono green Tifa in her dress from when they go to Don Corneo's mansion that's exclusive to PTQs at Vegas, and some side events are getting a pair of promos where it's an alt art of the Alisae in the ff14 commander deck and an Alphinaud from the actual FFTCG, but their art is two halves of a whole
TXC2: also Quick draft is up
Cyberegg: FF constructed event ends in 5 and a half hours
Mr_Horrible: @Gekyouryuu oh daaaaamn
Marvoleath Greatness, at any cost.
ladyjessica: that is a lie
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LibraryWitchKei: No because it's Bob Maher
namagem1: I thought it had to do with bob mahr
Justherefortherewards: Oh I didn't realize Confidant wasn't a "may" effect
Marvoleath: @Justherefortherewards at any cost!
Chesul: @Justherefortherewards yeah, it can 100% end you.
beowuuf: i love how deep in the weeds you need to get to explain duskmantle seer's nickname as party bob
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: love magic history lore drops
namagem1: Bobbing yourself with your own griselbrand was a rite of passage at one point
Gekyouryuu: And the art was based on the winners
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: I cant wait for Ron the wizard
Jorzilla1985: the great one
Marvoleath: And Tim got a Secret Lair with Tim from Monty Python
Marvoleath: as an art
LoadingReadyRun: dying to your own Dark Confidant is a time honored rite of passage
Mr_Horrible: they get some input/collaboration now iirc but it's not directly pulled from their submitted design
GirlPainting: Felicia Day on an angel
LRRbot: World Map [1] | Artifact | {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / {3}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Search your library for a land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
wiigamer1995: !card duelist of the mind
LRRbot: Duelist of the Mind [1U] | Creature — Human Advisor [*/3] | Flying, vigilance / Duelist of the Mind's power is equal to the number of cards you've drawn this turn. / Whenever you commit a crime, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card. This ability triggers only once each turn.
LRRbot: Mountain | Basic Land — Mountain |
hb8u: and sad robot
TXC2: I forget who it is, but yeah that guy is sadly no longer with us
namagem1: Isnt that the wedding between, uh, UR guy and his husband
Mr_Horrible: ah yes, when a bug-person won the invitational
namagem1: In lore
Mr_Horrible:
LRRbot: Cloud of Darkness [2BGG] | Legendary Creature — Avatar [3/3] | Flying / Particle Beam — When Cloud of Darkness enters, target creature an opponent controls gets −X/−X until end of turn, where X is the number of permanent cards in your graveyard.
ladyjessica: sad robot is also an invitational winner
TXC2: Mr_Horrible congrats on the gold kappa
KodeMage: Invitational cards
beowuuf: judge!
GirlPainting: Archangel of Thune = Felicia Day
KodeMage: shadowmage infiltrator was always my favorite
Mr_Horrible: @TXC2 the irony is that my twitch is being goofy so it just looks normal to me, I have to take your word for it
Didero: Never give up
Mr_Horrible:
MWGNZ:
namagem1: I think that sleeve is Real Zarek And Tomik, his husband
Mr_Horrible:
LibraryWitchKei: Yesssss
TXC2: Jacob's a real player now
adept_nekomancer: Going out on his own terms
Mangledpixel: achievement unlocked: died to Bob
namagem1: Ral*
17cupsofcoffee: you can't fire me, i quit
beowuuf: brainstormed correctly, bob'd correctly,. 15/10 game
KodeMage: mazel tov
GirlPainting: my greatest pleasure is when people die to their own ONE RING
Marvoleath: also, the Snorse that bobs wrong
KodeMage: there's also a few cards that bob wrong
GasCityGaming: !card duskmantle seer
LRRbot: Duskmantle Seer [2UB] | Creature — Vampire Wizard [4/4] | Flying / At the beginning of your upkeep, each player reveals the top card of their library, loses life equal to that card's mana value, then puts it into their hand.
ForOhForError: I like The Sorin That Bobs Wrong
beowuuf: it is the best name for it.... party bob, with that art, absolutely just wants to party
BrowneePointz: it’s a snake horse
GasCityGaming: !card caustic bronoc
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
tryllebanjo:
KodeMage: jacob quick on the uptake
GasCityGaming: !card caustic bronco
LRRbot: Caustic Bronco [1B] | Creature — Snake Horse Mount [2/2] | Whenever this creature attacks, reveal the top card of your library and put it into your hand. You lose life equal to that card's mana value if this creature isn't saddled. Otherwise, each opponent loses that much life. / Saddle 3
calculated_uncertainties: do you find the in snorsh?
Mr_Horrible: yeah, picture that in your mind's eye
rabbitgta: Snorsh
Justherefortherewards: Every time Jacob is introduced to more of the magic of magic is a wonderful moment
LRRbot: Cloud of Darkness [2BGG] | Legendary Creature — Avatar [3/3] | Flying / Particle Beam — When Cloud of Darkness enters, target creature an opponent controls gets −X/−X until end of turn, where X is the number of permanent cards in your graveyard.
iris_of_ether: Hahaha
namagem1: Oh I found it! It's a guy named Kelson
Jorsh029: I've also heard the wg selvala called party bob
KodeMage: clip this for the highlight reel...
TheDevil_Risen: Snorese!
adept_nekomancer: Someone teach this snorse how to bob correctly, please.
Tom_Bruise: I only just noticed the Snorse has eyes
Justherefortherewards: technically it's a Snorsent
BrowneePointz: that sounds like a Dr Seuss sentence
Mr_Horrible: appropriately enough, that sounds like a phrase the Marathon Bobs would say
TXC2: !clips
LRRbot:
If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
illogicalEmu: Oh god, you're killing him haha
calculated_uncertainties: @rabbitgta Unfortunately they are extinct, which is why there is such a weegle issue. They were the original predator
TXC2: Help this man!
beowuuf: this kills the jacob
GirlPainting: thats what happens when a Gorgon and a Zentaur get buisy
Mr_Horrible: "It's all messed up now, I dunno what's going on"
Gekyouryuu: It's got big tromple sir plompy
Shurtal: the ecological forces that give rise to SNEK HORSE are fascinating
KodeMage: Twilight Prophet also bobs wrong, right?
BrowneePointz: speaking of weird Art Graham, isn’t the first look at Edge of Eternities this weekend?
Kentosaurus: snorse that bobs wrong... and snakes wrong and horses wrong
adept_nekomancer: I mean, I don't think you do snake body and horse head
ProcyonFlynn: Technically a centaur, right?
Benjamin_the_Monarch: did none of you play impossible creatures?
ForOhForError: There's a game about that!
Shurtal: IN MAGICAL WILD WEST, SNEK STEPS ON YOU!
Jorsh029: A snake with horse lips
iconicshadow89: I love when LRR just randomly breaks Jacob
ForOhForError: @Benjamin_the_Monarch Yessssss
Bruceski: Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?
Dumori: Snake horse less disturbing than canonical DnD mount Spider-Horse
Marvoleath: Ah, like the tiger with head of a pigeon and body of a pigeon
iris_of_ether: I have polymer clay, don't threaten me with a good time
KaleidoscopeMind: snakes for mane, like medusa
TXC2: how does it shed it's skin?
radioshackraider: Can't Drawn Snorses Club
Kentosaurus: complete the snorse cycle
adept_nekomancer: All horse for body, but snake hydra head
GirlPainting: member the snake cat?
Styxseus: Snake with a luscious mane
Shurtal: Does Snake horse shed it's skin like THIS or like THIS?
BrowneePointz: you’ve got to Asp them that question
beowuuf: happy pride
Jorsh029: I can't wait to see the solid snake centaur secret lair after this
Marvoleath: snake legs and ears
LRRbot: Crossroads Village | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. As it enters, choose a color. / {T}: Add one mana of the chosen color.
BrowneePointz: Bootleg Gucci is my pirate Drag name
Gekyouryuu: I wanna see a snorse from Snorsh
GirlPainting: btw, the winning pip for nelson is missing
mollisursa: ^
LRRbot: Reno and Rude [1B] | Legendary Creature — Human Assassin [2/1] | Menace / Whenever Reno and Rude deals combat damage to a player, exile the top card of that player's library. Then you may sacrifice another creature or artifact. If you do, you may play the exiled card this turn, and mana of any type can be spent to cast it.
undecided44: Secret lair: snake hybrids... snorse, serpopard, snake-hydra, etc
LRRbot: Undercity Dire Rat [1B] | Creature — Rat [2/2] | Rat Tail — When this creature dies, create a Treasure token.
GirlPainting: thx paul
LRRbot: Adventurer's Inn | Land — Town | When this land enters, you gain 2 life. / {T}: Add {C}.
TXC2: undecided44 snydra
LRRbot: Ahriman [2B] | Creature — Eye Horror [2/2] | Flying, deathtouch / {3}, Sacrifice another creature or artifact: Draw a card.
LRRbot: Cloud of Darkness [2BGG] | Legendary Creature — Avatar [3/3] | Flying / Particle Beam — When Cloud of Darkness enters, target creature an opponent controls gets −X/−X until end of turn, where X is the number of permanent cards in your graveyard.
LRRbot: Quina, Qu Gourmet [2G] | Legendary Creature — Qu [2/3] | If one or more tokens would be created under your control, those tokens plus a 1/1 green Frog creature token are created instead. / {2}, Sacrifice a Frog: Put a +1/+1 counter on Quina.
Shadowsoflife: @undecided44 so a hydra?
Falannt: Endboss of all frogs
Gekyouryuu: Oh, hey, jacob's worked here long enough that they gave him the company card (note: Reno and Rude was the lrr preview)
BrowneePointz: I believe it’s coo ee nah cuz it’s a play on the Japanese word for To Eat.
undecided44:
@txc2 sure, but no gorgons, they don't count...
KodeMage: so when the rat dies he gets a treasure and a frog
TXC2: undecided44 fair
Genie_M: It's "Mister The Cloud" for you
RatherLargeToad: That rat is full of frog
GirlPainting: you can eat anything. sometimes evan twice
KodeMage: jacob, any cards from your hand can go back! not just the cards from the top
KenKopin: The things they teach you at Harvard, and the things they don't teach you at Harvard.
Syntheticuh: can someone tell jacob that its not two of the three cards you draw in brainstorm? that if he wants he can put cards from his hand on top instead, im not 100% sure he knows based on how heonly held the 3 cards he drew
Kezzig_: static ability creating a replacement effect
LoadingReadyRun: I kind of wish gorgons were just classified as "Human Snake"
Gekyouryuu: I've been intentionally mispronouncing Quina's name as Quinoa
LRRbot: Gogo, Master of Mimicry [2U] | Legendary Creature — Wizard [2/4] | {X}{X}, {T}: Copy target activated or triggered ability you control X times. You may choose new targets for the copies. This ability can't be copied and X can't be 0.
TXC2: some good old REL:axed
Gekyouryuu: Gogo Gadget Master of Mimicry
LRRbot: Squall, SeeD Mercenary [2WB] | Legendary Creature — Human Knight Mercenary [3/4] | Rough Divide — Whenever a creature you control attacks alone, it gains double strike until end of turn. / Whenever Squall deals combat damage to a player, return target permanent card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
GirlPainting: hey, fun idea @LoadingReadyRun . how about a pack war with the new packs you get at the end? ^^
Shadowsoflife: @LoadingReadyRun Wouldn't that be naga or lamia
RatherLargeToad: …whatever
Falannt: Thats true!
MehallD: That's clearly a plank of wood
Tom_Bruise: Ah, Squall, the main villain from Kingdom Hearts
noSmokeFire: from squall's perspective, the jedi are evil
jaimeblacken:
rude against squall
kynelwynn: How come your mother let's you have a gun in your sword?
LRRbot: Eden, Seat of the Sanctum | Land — Town | {T}: Add {C}. / {5}, {T}: Mill two cards. Then you may sacrifice this land. When you do, return another target permanent card from your graveyard to your hand.
RatherLargeToad: but no ramen combo
LRRbot: Stuck in Summoner's Sanctum [2U] | Enchantment — Aura | Flash / Enchant artifact or creature / When this Aura enters, tap enchanted permanent. / Enchanted permanent doesn't untap during its controller's untap step and its activated abilities can't be activated.
Jorsh029: No college student diet for squall today
Marvoleath: @Shadowsoflife Nagas are just snake in Magic now
Shadowsoflife: @Marvoleath Yeah
kynelwynn: Wasn't that Nelson's card in a Friday Nights opening?
LRRbot: Baron, Airship Kingdom | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {U} or {R}.
TXC2: FF4, 2 in NA
LRRbot: Dion, Bahamut's Dominant [3W] (back: Bahamut, Warden of Light) | Legendary Creature — Human Noble Knight [3/3] | Dragonfire Dive — During your turn, Dion and other Knights you control have flying. / When Dion enters, create a 2/2 white Knight creature token. / {4}{W}{W}, {T}: Exile Dion, then return it to the battlefield transformed under its owner's control. Activate only as a sorcery.
RatherLargeToad: I’m sad none of the 4 Fiends made it into the set
Mindfire13: I recently started playing the FF4 3d remake. My second FF game (MTG was my first)
Tom_Bruise: The knight came with a squire
LRRbot: Malboro [4BB] | Creature — Plant Horror [4/4] | Bad Breath — When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card, loses 2 life, and exiles the top three cards of their library. / Swampcycling {2}
KodeMage: Nelson mono legendaries
RatherLargeToad: Frog knight. secretly Chrono Trigger
TXC2: Monoscary.dec
Falannt:
nice deck, 
!
LRRbot: Bahamut, Warden of Light (front: Dion, Bahamut's Dominant) | Legendary Enchantment Creature — Saga Dragon [5/5] | I, II — Wings of Light — Put a +1/+1 counter on each other creature you control. Those creatures gain flying until end of turn. / III — Gigaflare — Destroy target permanent. Exile Bahamut, then return it to the battlefield. / Flying
realbadatthis_: I'm here for Nelly's "become a terminator sent from the future arc"
00busyhands: weeeeee
KodeMage: kill jacob dead is the result
Mangledpixel: Baha Blast
TheMerricat: Chat, when Dion reverse transforms back to dion, does Nelson get another knight token?
Kezzig_: ye
Tom_Bruise: "Assuming we untap with this" assuming the game doesn't end here and now
twistedsylvan: guess it doesn't matter which game it is, Bahamut is a big f-ing deal, huh?
TXC2: TheMerricat yes
beowuuf: adam: your opponent isn't a terminator sent from the futre... except for nelson. nelson is.
Marvoleath: yes, cause it exiles and then re-enters bg
noSmokeFire: what's the big deal, he's only as strong as Donald Duck
Chesul: @TheMerricat yes, because it's one of the ones that exiles then returns to the battlefield.
TheDevil_Risen: at least its not Neo Bahamut
BrowneePointz: Also Graham this is the only canonical FF character to have cast Zettaflare beyond Donald Duck
beowuuf: sad 3 points noise
RatherLargeToad: @themerricat and a frog!
Didero: Frankenstein gets positively WHINY about the whole thing
noSmokeFire: classically Frankenstein dies in the arctic
Shurtal: "Hey, Bahamut, blow that dude up!" is a very common phrase
TheDevil_Risen: the new frankenstein
TheDevil_Risen: ?
twistedsylvan: @BrowneePointz wait like actually? In the game? Because the card says Gigaflare I think
Tom_Bruise: still not over the casualness of "assuming we untap with this"
Foxmar320: Donald Duck OP
BrowneePointz: look I’m on mobile words are haaaaard!
noSmokeFire: "I understand Kingdom Hearts" impossible
realbadatthis_: YET
Invitare: are we SURE Kingdom Hearts exists?
BrowneePointz: my thumbs need efficiency of text!
TXC2:
and yet he still can't heal you
RatherLargeToad: the number of zippers on his outfit would argue otherwise
TXC2: !break
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KaleidoscopeMind: are we sure you understand kingdom hearts?
Carlioo: That's the power of being gay I think, the ability to cast zetaflare
ForOhForError: yeah bahamut only goes up to giga, donald's on another level
adept_nekomancer: Ah, but has anyone managed to cast yottaflare yet?
beowuuf: jacob is going to wash the taste of defeat with something relatively wholesome like Aerith's death from ff7
Tom_Bruise: I don't think anyone understands Kingdom Hearts; it appears to be purpose-made to be confusing
BrowneePointz: nah Bahamut goes up to Terra
PhuzNutz: What is a kingdom heart? Is that where the throne is?
Ukon_Cairns: thats only like, the 6th one i thought
TXC2: !findquote kingdom hearts
LRRbot: Quote #5305: "Dark Souls is the Kingdom Hearts of gameplay." —Paul [2018-09-03]
Ukon_Cairns: there should be 10 more beyond that
Gekyouryuu: The fact Goofy shouts "Donald, don't!" implies that Donald has done it at least once before
Shurtal: @PhuzNutz i'm lead to believe that Kingdom Hearts is Light
GDwarble: Bizarrely, Sho Minamimoto from TWEWY loves using the word "Zeta" and *does* cast a variant of Flare...specifically *Yotta*flare (which would be more powerful than Zeta, using Metric prefixes)
BrowneePointz: Ff14 cast Terraflare when he sunders eorzea
BrowneePointz: err razes not sunders
GDwarble: *zetta, rather than zeta <<
LibraryWitchKei: @GDwarble "So zeta slow!" lives rent-free in my head to this day
Gekyouryuu: Also, one of my favorite reactions to Donald's Zettaflare is "this is why he never heals you, HE'S A BLACK MAGE"
BrowneePointz: ope Tera*
BrowneePointz: but yea Dion Donald and a Bravely Default character borrowing power from parallel universes are the only Zettaflare casters ever in square games
BrowneePointz: and then FF14 Bahamut and another one does Teraflare but I can’t remember
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BrowneePointz: but yea normally Bahamut’s big whompus is Gigaflare
GDwarble: I guess the implication is that Sho Minamimoto is more powerful than Bahamut (and Donald Duck)
BrowneePointz: much like Camelot Twewy is a silly place and we shouldn’t go there
shushu2539: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: the hairiest gherkin
twistedsylvan: @GDwarble I'd believe this, either this or he's arrogant enough to try to cast that despite not being "ready"
GDwarble:
@BrowneePointz I think that's more true of KH 
TXC2: and we're back
beowuuf:
jacob is in the friends seat, where his friends cannot hurt him
LRRbot: Insomnia, Crown City | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {W} or {B}.
LRRbot: Scorpion Sentinel [1U] | Artifact Creature — Robot Scorpion [1/4] | As long as you control seven or more lands, this creature gets +3/+0.
Marvoleath: Insomnia, the city that never sleeps?
BrowneePointz: and for chat I double checked Quina’s full name, Quina Quen is a play on the Japanese words Kuina(EAT!) and Kuen(CANNOT EAT!)
Justherefortherewards: It's not the *least* original way I've ever heard someone say 'the city that never sleeps'
LRRbot: Undercity Dire Rat [1B] | Creature — Rat [2/2] | Rat Tail — When this creature dies, create a Treasure token.
KaleidoscopeMind:
technically, the song plays after every combat, so Jacob could justifiably hit the button after each combat step
Gekyouryuu: Graham, did you attack while its tail was up?
control_rig: 2 Scorpion 2 Sentinel
LRRbot: Sazh's Chocobo [G] | Creature — Bird [0/1] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
BrowneePointz: the Frocobo!
LRRbot: Baron, Airship Kingdom | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {U} or {R}.
BrowneePointz: save the Frocobo before she becomes an anime waifu!
LRRbot: Retrieve the Esper [3U] | Sorcery | Create a 3/3 blue Robot Warrior artifact creature token. Then if this spell was cast from a graveyard, put two +1/+1 counters on that token. / Flashback {5}{U}
Carlioo: Wonder if someone has made a chocolina alt of sazh's chocobo yet
realbadatthis_: the chocobo also notably gets bigger with 7 lands
Mr_Horrible:
Biggs, Wedge, and some non-important no-name 
RangerAlpha7: or, with quina, a 5/5 robot and a 3/3 frog
LRRbot: Dark Knight's Greatsword [2B] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +3/+0 and is a Knight in addition to its other types. / Chaosbringer — Equip—Pay 3 life. Activate only once each turn.
LRRbot: Gohn, Town of Ruin | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}.
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Mr_Horrible: Chaosbringer feat. WoL
BrowneePointz: Here now, Hunter x Hunter tomorrow
LRRbot: Black Mage's Rod [1B] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +1/+0, has "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent," and is a Wizard in addition to its other types. / Equip {3}
TheDevil_Risen: Rod
LoadingReadyRun:
Scorpion Sentinel should have something like the Homarid tide mechanic, where it alternates getting bigger and smaller
Mr_Horrible: the Magic Crossup
LRRbot: Sleep Magic [U] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / When this Aura enters, tap enchanted creature. / Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step. / When enchanted creature is dealt damage, sacrifice this Aura.
NymGG: Rod Weasley
BrowneePointz: can someone say Lalafel the same way you’d say Falafel just for fun?
Mr_Horrible: honestly would be very thematic, Paul
RatherLargeToad: for insurance purposes, it is the rod that hurts you, not the hero
Jorsh029: Sasz's sleepy bean
LRRbot: World Map [1] | Artifact | {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / {3}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Search your library for a land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Treno, Dark City | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}.
TheDevil_Risen: kewh kewh kweh.... kweh, kweh, kewh... *chocobo counting worms in their sleep*
LRRbot: Ultimecia, Time Sorceress [3UB] (back: Ultimecia, Omnipotent) | Legendary Creature — Human Warlock [4/5] | Whenever Ultimecia enters or attacks, surveil 2. / At the beginning of your end step, you may pay {4}{U}{U}{B}{B} and exile eight cards from your graveyard. If you do, transform Ultimecia.
TXC2: kewh kewh kewh kewh kewh WARK!
BrowneePointz: I just realized Lalafel Falafel is a lore compliant Lala name….
Mr_Horrible: 2-for-1'ing to get into combat is just "going to the bar looking for a fight"
BrowneePointz: plz tell me me someone has done this
Shurtal: man, i want just one EX "retelling" in FF14 where Tataru ends up being the big bad
culleysclunge: Nelly didn't get pinged for one for the enchantment
Jorsh029: You ever go to sleep and wake up seven times stronger? I feel that's what this chocobo is about to do
Gekyouryuu: A terrible potato person made an illegal food stuff. Which is to say The Awful Lalafel and their Unlawful Falafel
RangerAlpha7: oh, graham announced the ping, but it was not tallied
Mr_Horrible: @BrowneePointz given the size of the playerbase, probably yes
SimWOT: did Nelson gain life? Gram said he took 1 from mage.
beowuuf: heckbent
LRRbot: Guadosalam, Farplane Gateway | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {G} or {U}.
Marvoleath: mhmm, salami
BrowneePointz: Guadosalam Alaykum
Mr_Horrible: do NOT take your family on a Farplane getaway
Mr_Horrible: it will not end the way you think
LRRbot: Bard's Bow [2G] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +2/+2, has reach, and is a Bard in addition to its other types. / Perseus's Bow — Equip {6}
TXC2: normally you gotta get on a boat for that kind of thing
TheDevil_Risen: Nelson!
TheDevil_Risen: hahaha
LibraryWitchKei: Nelson
noSmokeFire: Bard's Stepladder
Shurtal: !adult
LRRbot: I need an abult !
Mr_Horrible: it's not even noon, Nelly
gualdhar: this stream is supposed to be PG
highelectricaltemperature: they prefer you guadontsalam
TXC2:
gualdhar the fuck it is
Jorsh029: It's so weird, the job description just said "be tall"
Gekyouryuu: I definitely misread Seymour's name and thought he was Italian at first. Seymour Guido
Wiliart: Reaching for a job?
TheDevil_Risen:
bards bow, cute bunny girl has reach but yet big green god with bow does not have reach
TheDevil_Risen: (nylea)
Balugo: Thanks to LRR’s excitement about MTG FF, I am finally close to finishing my second ever mainline FF title. I found my save data from FF9 that I played at release and got to the last area without finishing, and I also started a run through of FF4 Anniversary Edition a week or so ago and have almost finished it as well
Gekyouryuu: @thedevil_risen nylea isn't equipped with her bow is why
LRRbot: Malboro [4BB] | Creature — Plant Horror [4/4] | Bad Breath — When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card, loses 2 life, and exiles the top three cards of their library. / Swampcycling {2}
LoadingReadyRun: @Balugo nice!
BrowneePointz: ff9 and 4 are good choices!
LibraryWitchKei: @Gekyouryuu Right, because the Bow isn't Equipment
LRRbot: Omega, Heartless Evolution [5GU] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Robot [8/8] | Wave Cannon — When Omega enters, for each opponent, tap up to one target nonland permanent that opponent controls. Put X stun counters on each of those permanents and you gain X life, where X is the number of nonbasic lands you control.
TheDevil_Risen: very stunned
Carlioo: So is this the larboard or the starboard side
TXC2:
what an endorsement
beowuuf: bad robot
Marvoleath: keyword: large though
Carlioo: Yeah I don't like that card for a number of reasons
realbadatthis_: @Marvoleath but no sir plompy corollary
LibraryWitchKei: Big mood
Mr_Horrible: "Disregard! Objective incomplete!"
LibraryWitchKei: @Carlioo No you can't make me!
BrowneePointz: it’s an 8/8 because it’s evenly matched with Shinryu
highelectricaltemperature: love the micd up token search
BrowneePointz: which is also an 8/8
BrowneePointz: I just realized that
Gekyouryuu: I think I have every main set token except Sephiroth's emblem
Mr_Horrible: giving Omega the bow is lore appropriate, too
TheDevil_Risen: hahaha
GirlPainting: Unused, droped only once
LibraryWitchKei: omg Jacob
Veshnikard: Missed the stun counter
LRRbot: Undercity Dire Rat [1B] | Creature — Rat [2/2] | Rat Tail — When this creature dies, create a Treasure token.
ProcyonFlynn: So WUBRG, but looks to be focused on green/black?
LRRbot: Ice Flan [4UU] | Creature — Elemental Ooze [5/4] | When this creature enters, tap target artifact or creature an opponent controls. Put a stun counter on it. / Islandcycling {2}
realbadatthis_: "I'll take 2"
TXC2: Omega, world's largest Rabi ?
TXC2: *Rabbi
Mr_Horrible: @ProcyonFlynn to be fair, most any 5-color deck in limited is gonna be mainly green
TheDevil_Risen:
Jorsh029:
I like how Nelly negs the chocobo every untap step: "not you"
BrowneePointz: it takes years of playing to just get the flow of a magic game, and even then you WILL screw it up now and then
TheDevil_Risen: I have priority!
TXC2:
people have priority too much on arena
RangerAlpha7: my favorite is when i try to do something and arena asks "Are you really sure you want to do that" and then i know i didn't want to do that.
ProcyonFlynn: @Mr_Horrible Right, I don't do enough/any limited - but the green makes a lot of sense.
LoadingReadyRun:
I find an interesting side effect of the FFxMtG set being so popular and out of stock at many stores is that people are channeling their excitement for the set into replaying the actual FF games 
BrowneePointz: that’s the plan for the partnership Paul
noSmokeFire:
@LoadingReadyRun it's a part of why I started playing Clair Obscur
BrowneePointz: partnership working as intended it seems XD
jadielady: after a concussion and 2 bouts of COVID I struggle with memory especially of rules and lore, I love seeing the support for helping keep track!
LRRbot: Ice Magic [1U] | Instant | Tiered / • Blizzard — {0} — Return target creature to its owner's hand. / • Blizzara — {2} — Target creature's owner puts it on their choice of the top or bottom of their library. / • Blizzaga — {5}{U} — Target creature's owner shuffles it into their library.
TXC2: big cinnamon toast crunch
TheDevil_Risen: im excited, my replacement Scions and Spellcraft deck is almost here, should be here later today
TheDevil_Risen: [collectors[
control_rig: Blizzaga on an Ice Flan is a bit of a flavour fail, but eh...
TheDevil_Risen:
so excited i've been blasting in PoE1 for 16hrs straight so far, taking a break for my favourite sealed content channel
TXC2:
control_rig maybe it stack overflows the cold to become hot and melt?
Justherefortherewards: only if I can rewind time as Jace
vinewood_og: Ooooooh mtg jrpg!
GirlPainting: Would you guys be interrested in a packwars after the league matches with the new packs?
TXC2: Square makes a MTG JRPG
realbadatthis_: I think gremcorp is working on a project like that
Justherefortherewards: Give me an Ixalan kaiju game where I get to play as all my favorite big dinosaurs
SirMorek: FF: the brothers war
Jorsh029: Magic: the JRPGening
LRRbot: Jenova, Ancient Calamity [2BG] | Legendary Creature — Alien [1/5] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, put a number of +1/+1 counters equal to Jenova's power on up to one other target creature. That creature becomes a Mutant in addition to its other types. / Whenever a Mutant you control dies during your turn, you draw cards equal to its power.
Shadowsoflife: the G gundum of Magic
highelectricaltemperature: oh man, i would be full in on them adding mtg to the khverse
TXC2: make a Shandalar JRPG
realbadatthis_: now that Wheeler isn't here do we get to find out why the elves have funny faux french names?
BrowneePointz: gotta be honest Tarkir Dragonstorm into FF into Edge of Eternities is a powerful block of strong theming
LRRbot: Vayne's Treachery [1B] | Instant | Kicker—Sacrifice an artifact or creature. / Target creature gets −2/−2 until end of turn. If this spell was kicked, that creature gets −6/−6 until end of turn instead.
LRRbot: Vincent's Limit Break [1B] | Instant | Tiered / Until end of turn, target creature you control gains "When this creature dies, return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control" and has the chosen base power and toughness. / • Galian Beast — {0} — 3/2. / • Death Gigas — {1} — 5/2. / • Hellmasker — {3} — 7/2.
BrowneePointz: I can’t wait to see Jacob’s reaction to the weird space fantasy crap they’re gonna pull in EoE
BrowneePointz: crap (affectionate)
couchboyj: Teferi can just do some wibble wobbly time magic bullshit to make the game non canon
Justherefortherewards: now Graham casts 5 opts
LRRbot: Instant Ramen [2] | Artifact — Food | Flash / When this artifact enters, draw a card. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.
Shadowsoflife: I think MTG would use more Kingdom heart model cause your a planes walker.
kynelwynn: I'm eating ramen right now
LoadingReadyRun: "Blizzaga on an Ice Flan" sounds like a idiom meaning "to do something pointless"
LRRbot: Black Mage's Rod [1B] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +1/+0, has "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent," and is a Wizard in addition to its other types. / Equip {3}
Justherefortherewards: would the reverse order not have pinged Nelson for 1 more
BrowneePointz: probably drew rod off food
Justherefortherewards:
Ah that checks out 
LRRbot: Gladiolus Amicitia [4RG] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior [6/6] | When Gladiolus Amicitia enters, search your library for a land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, another target creature you control gets +2/+2 and gains trample until end of turn.
Jethrain: @LoadingReadyRun "Blizzaga the Ice Flan" is pretty high on the "drood the ozeference" scale
LibraryWitchKei: The lad
Gekyouryuu: Sword Friendship!
realbadatthis_: beeg chocobo
Jorsh029: I mean, he COULD pay to equip the great sword, lol
RangerAlpha7: Nelson can pay to equip the greatsword, he has the 3 life required. There would just be, consequences
Justherefortherewards: @Jethrain how far we've come from bolt the bird
LoadingReadyRun: Instant Ramen: now with black mage's rod prize inside!
before_damage: Did Graham decide not to go to Vegas?
JKBalch: I think the LRR crew leaves later
TXC2: members of LRR have left already
Jethrain: g is indeed not going this time
radioshackraider: I assume the LRR crew going have already left. Pretty sure James has at least
LRRbot: Memories Returning [2UU] | Sorcery | Reveal the top five cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand. Then choose an opponent. They put one on the bottom of your library. Then you put one into your hand. Then they put one on the bottom of your library. Put the other into your hand. / Flashback {7}{U}{U}
MyrddintheWizard: 5 counters on the the big one due to the interaction of Vincents and Jenovahs power (should have base power at least 3/2)
Justherefortherewards: it's such a fun Fact or Fiction
Gekyouryuu: Fact or Fiction or Fact or Fiction or Fact
Mr_Horrible: I really like the templating of this card
BrowneePointz: Fact or Fiction or Half-Truth
Mr_Horrible: cool twist on a blue piles effect
before_damage: Seems they still have Graham on the Vegas roster
LRRbot: Cornered by Black Mages [1BB] | Sorcery | Target opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice. / Create a 0/1 black Wizard creature token with "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this token deals 1 damage to each opponent."
TXC2: so minium this "draws" you 3 cards
beowuuf: lol
TheDevil_Risen: what a game G and Nelly!
RangerAlpha7: critically, you always get at least the one you wanted most
Justherefortherewards: "I think I'm just dead here" was so relevant
TheDevil_Risen: what a round 1
KodeMage: I wanted omega to die and nelly to draw 11
RangerAlpha7:
unless you flip over 5 lands in which case
TXC2: so that aura on the chocobo won that game for G Imo
BrowneePointz: yea after seeing it played multiple times Memories Returning is way better than I thought it’d be
Gekyouryuu: Black Mages of the Coat
Gekyouryuu: Coast *
calculated_uncertainties: have you tried asking nicely?
Juliamon: LRR does not have control over external sites, which tend to recycle information from previous years.
RangerAlpha7: it is NOT a may
Seabats: simply gap graham's deck instead
LRRbot: Jenova, Ancient Calamity [2BG] | Legendary Creature — Alien [1/5] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, put a number of +1/+1 counters equal to Jenova's power on up to one other target creature. That creature becomes a Mutant in addition to its other types. / Whenever a Mutant you control dies during your turn, you draw cards equal to its power.
Marvoleath: !card jenova
LRRbot: Jenova, Ancient Calamity [2BG] | Legendary Creature — Alien [1/5] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, put a number of +1/+1 counters equal to Jenova's power on up to one other target creature. That creature becomes a Mutant in addition to its other types. / Whenever a Mutant you control dies during your turn, you draw cards equal to its power.
KodeMage: yeah, it would have been good
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BrowneePointz:
hi Adam hope you’re having a good day broseph. you deserve it 
LRRbot: Insomnia, Crown City | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {W} or {B}.
Justherefortherewards: It's just a less cool Halana and Alena
LRRbot: World Map [1] | Artifact | {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / {3}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Search your library for a land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Baron, Airship Kingdom | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {U} or {R}.
LRRbot: Scorpion Sentinel [1U] | Artifact Creature — Robot Scorpion [1/4] | As long as you control seven or more lands, this creature gets +3/+0.
Invitare: Baron, can you dig it?
LRRbot: Quina, Qu Gourmet [2G] | Legendary Creature — Qu [2/3] | If one or more tokens would be created under your control, those tokens plus a 1/1 green Frog creature token are created instead. / {2}, Sacrifice a Frog: Put a +1/+1 counter on Quina.
Justherefortherewards: Ben has been complaining about robocalls too
LRRbot: Shinra Reinforcements [2B] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/3] | When this creature enters, mill three cards and you gain 3 life.
Bruceski: So much fun to pair Jenova with the Assassin Daggers. "That draw three is rough, maybe just let me through? Not like I have the turtle in hand."
BrowneePointz: speaking of this weekend, yall im not ready for how sick the basic lands are gonna look for Edge of Eternities
LRRbot: Bard's Bow [2G] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +2/+2, has reach, and is a Bard in addition to its other types. / Perseus's Bow — Equip {6}
Falannt: it is a replacement-effect, so you can choose.
LibraryWitchKei: @BrowneePointz Yeah the Unfinity ones are already sweet, so my anticipation is high
gsyhiap:
Falannt: a frog with a job!
LRRbot: Malboro [4BB] | Creature — Plant Horror [4/4] | Bad Breath — When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card, loses 2 life, and exiles the top three cards of their library. / Swampcycling {2}
Tom_Bruise: "If we give the sword to the frog, there's a chance it'll learn X-Slash. That's worth something!"
BrowneePointz: tbf I played a Grippli Ranger in pathfinder and he was a DEADLY af archer
lamina5432: it’s probably human size
RatherLargeToad: one must always ask: why not frog?
Shadowsoflife: is that how we got the frog knight?
KodeMage: a regular frog should not have a power...
TXC2: maybe frogs are inherently magical ?
LRRbot: Black Mage's Rod [1B] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +1/+0, has "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent," and is a Wizard in addition to its other types. / Equip {3}
NymGG: @TXC2 Agreed.
BrowneePointz: also hey frog knights is Chrono Trigger and Breath of Fire infringement!
BrowneePointz: chat remember breath of fire? I wish Capcom would
Falannt: oops all villains? ^^
undecided44: Here we see the problem with distribution of arms by semi-aquatic mystics as the basis of government.
LRRbot: Sazh's Chocobo [G] | Creature — Bird [0/1] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
Shadowsoflife: @BrowneePointz please tell me he's a poison dart frog.
Mr_Horrible: well, not unless they ask
LRRbot: Squall, SeeD Mercenary [2WB] | Legendary Creature — Human Knight Mercenary [3/4] | Rough Divide — Whenever a creature you control attacks alone, it gains double strike until end of turn. / Whenever Squall deals combat damage to a player, return target permanent card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
BrowneePointz: @shadowsoflife nope! grippli are specifically tree frog! grung are poison dart frogs
LRRbot: Overkill [2B] | Instant | Target creature gets −0/−9999 until end of turn.
Shadowsoflife: Ah, right @BrowneePointz
Ratchet215: but maybe Squall has 10K defense?
ElektroTal: is this taped or did graham not go to vegas?
beowuuf: @ElektroTal live, just not in vega
beowuuf: also o/
Justherefortherewards: what if this is all prerecorded, including our chats
TXC2: all the world is a prerecord
TheDevil_Risen:
hey shivam
RavingPenguin: like, are any of us really even here man?
LRRbot: Cloud of Darkness [2BGG] | Legendary Creature — Avatar [3/3] | Flying / Particle Beam — When Cloud of Darkness enters, target creature an opponent controls gets −X/−X until end of turn, where X is the number of permanent cards in your graveyard.
BrowneePointz: if you believe in deterministic fate then yes these are all prerecorded
LRRbot: Guadosalam, Farplane Gateway | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {G} or {U}.
LRRbot: Black Mage's Rod [1B] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +1/+0, has "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent," and is a Wizard in addition to its other types. / Equip {3}
Ratchet215: @Justherefortherewards jokes on you. This is AI generated and the stream is just reacting to your comments
LRRbot: Scorpion Sentinel [1U] | Artifact Creature — Robot Scorpion [1/4] | As long as you control seven or more lands, this creature gets +3/+0.
Falannt: some good stuff will happen in vegas?
BrowneePointz: drafts, edge of eternities first look other things
BrowneePointz: probably multiple constructed events
KodeMage: aka the B team
CommanderZim: Is Vegas in Ohio? If so, I'm there.
RatherLargeToad:
waiting for my flight to board right now
BrowneePointz: pondering The Vegas Or.
BrowneePointz: Orb*
TXC2: ah Kathleen is in Vegas, thus my theory holds water
Falannt:
Hi you all! or they are not looking this stream?
BloodnBullets: Ewww
TotallyNotaBeholder: That's too hot, that's too hot, that's too hot
beowuuf: this suddenly feels like a friday nights skit. graham: "yeah, i'm skipping vegas. Just too much magic recently." Graham then turns in his chair and is suddenly sitting playing magic on stream.
Justherefortherewards: That sounds horrendous, but surely the event space is airconditioned?
Shadowsoflife: @CommanderZim also from not vegas, (ohio)
TXC2:
it's 29 here in the UK, and that's hot enough
Justherefortherewards: not that convention centers aren't hot either way
TheDevil_Risen: that is decently warm (says the aussie)
adept_nekomancer: Vegas in the summer is toasty
KodeMage: why were you even outside? lol, it's vegas...
Genie_M: Edge of Eternity will debut
GhostValv: yeah I lost like 15 lbs while I was in Vegas at the previous MC
KodeMage: ok, good, you do understand
BrowneePointz: yea one of the big things this weekend is the EoE debut
Ratchet215: how to pack for Vegas: Put on your ski cloths
vinewood_og: Pack a Sillsuit from Dune
lamina5432: more feeling foet
BrowneePointz: and we might get Spider-Man art reveals? idk
TXC2:
Vegas is the modern tower of babel, it is a spit in God's face
Tom_Bruise: Pack clothes that'll have you not be naked so that the people who are in the same building, taking refuge from the heat, won't think you're naked and weird
TheDevil_Risen: tap land
TheDevil_Risen: OOF
Falannt: another ramen?
Zenergy142: Even as the resident, "I like really hot weather" guy in my friend group, that forecast looks BRUTAL.
LRRbot: Crossroads Village | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. As it enters, choose a color. / {T}: Add one mana of the chosen color.
BrowneePointz: it’s land Dracula!?
BrowneePointz: wait is edge of eternities gonna have Space Vampires?
Tom_Bruise: probably
BrowneePointz: what does a space vampire look like
TXC2: Spampires!....wait
BrowneePointz: It’s bigger on the inside
BrowneePointz: gotta hold an entire growing anime waifu Graham
Ratchet215: @BrowneePointz the going theory is that the spagetti monsters are back (why we got wastes back in standard)
NymGG: @BrowneePointz it's a vampire. in space.
Tom_Bruise: @BrowneePointz Have you, perchance, seen the movie Lifeforce?
Chesul: I mean, Dracula has a moonbase, so he probably counts as a space vampire.
NymGG: @NymGG hope that helps
Zenergy142: Well, a lack of atmosphere and good blockage from ambient light, likely means that Vampires would not fare well in Space
LoadingReadyRun: The Vegas weather report also said "Good air quality" but I would argue that air which is 43℃ cannot be considered "good" quality
LRRbot: Blitzball [3] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color. / GOOOOAAAALLL! — {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw two cards. Activate only if an opponent was dealt combat damage by a legendary creature this turn.
Zenergy142: Well the air isn't on LITERALLY on fire
Zenergy142: So that is good
BrowneePointz: Paul I live in a place that only gets to 90 on average with 90% humidity
BrowneePointz: it could be worse
TheDevil_Risen: did he use the Ject shot?>
TXC2: Zenergy142 no that begs the question: does ONLY sunlight kill vampires, or does any starlight work?
Jethrain: all the impurities are actively burning away, making it good
Sorator13: the Sublime Magnificant Jecht Shot Mark 3, IIRC (I probably do not)
realbadatthis_: @Zenergy142 I think Sorin canonically ripped a chunk out of innistrad's silver moon to make the helvault... so space vampires can happen
Falannt: !card exdeath
LRRbot: Did you mean: Exdeath, Void Warlock; Neo Exdeath, Dimension's End
Ratchet215: @Sorator13 There is no Mark 1 or Mark 2
Falannt: !card exdeath, void warlock
LRRbot: Exdeath, Void Warlock [1BG] (back: Neo Exdeath, Dimension's End) | Legendary Creature — Spirit Warlock [3/3] | When Exdeath enters, you gain 3 life. / At the beginning of your end step, if there are six or more permanent cards in your graveyard, transform Exdeath.
RealGamerCow: I walked out of the Phoenix airport and thought I was caught in hot bus exhaust. Nope, that's just Phoenix
LRRbot: Summon: Shiva [3UU] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Elemental [4/5] | I, II — Heavenly Strike — Tap target creature an opponent controls. Put a stun counter on it. / III — Diamond Dust — Draw a card for each tapped creature your opponents control.
BrowneePointz: whatever anime waifus eat
BrowneePointz: so like egg breads
Ratchet215: I was in Sydney during new years (their peak summer) that was enough for me
TXC2: BrowneePointz the souls of weebs?
Sorator13: @BrowneePointz I don't think waifus eat anime, but I don't know enough to be sure
BrowneePointz: no im not gonna stop making fun of the fact square turned sazh chocobo into a waifu
LRRbot: Gladiolus Amicitia [4RG] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior [6/6] | When Gladiolus Amicitia enters, search your library for a land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, another target creature you control gets +2/+2 and gains trample until end of turn.
LoadingReadyRun: @RealGamerCow Phoenix: The whole city is just hot bus exhaust
Tom_Bruise: Mr. Sword Bud. Give me a land. And then give my other creature a hand.
LRRbot: Treno, Dark City | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}.
RealGamerCow: choo and choo
BrowneePointz: Chocolina from 13-2
TheDevil_Risen:
TXC2: game 3 hype!
Falannt: Sephiroth!
BrowneePointz: YEP
TheDevil_Risen:
nelly used the Jecht shot to draw 2 in blitzball that game
TXC2: 13 is just not very memorable series
RatherLargeToad: 13-2 was great. good music
BrowneePointz: the story in 3 is okay but the gameplay is majora’s mask but bad
lamina5432: there’s only one sequel what are you talking about
RatherLargeToad: 13-3 is Valkyrie Profile game in disguise
Justherefortherewards: I started playing FFXIV on Monday.. now I want all the Y'shtola cards immedaitely
CuteTeaGoat: to be fair, Majora's Mask also had a lot of sidequests
Sorator13: @Justherefortherewards she's SUCH a badass and she never stops being a badass
Jethrain: I actually kinda liked 13 back when, but it's also my only real entry point into the series so that might slant it a bit
Marvoleath: Ah, of course the cute little bird got the ability to change form into nearly naked hot lady in the game
Syntheticuh: that happened with 6 and chrono trigger too! they couldnt agree on what to do so they split into two studios and each made their game
TXC2: 9 was the nostalgia throwback
TheDevil_Risen:
zidane is cute
Syntheticuh: maybe team is the better word than studio
TheDevil_Risen: also chibi vivi
BrowneePointz: probably Kitase and Sakaguchi
BrowneePointz: Nomura was just an artist back then
Sorator13: @Jethrain I really enjoy 13, personally. It's flawed, and I know this, and I like it anyway.
Sorator13: but that's okay; people are different and can enjoy different things!
LibraryWitchKei: Speaking of Vivi, have you all seen the Vivi hat for sale as part of the FF9 25th anniversary?
TXC2: I am so hyped for this video
NymGG: same
TXC2:
and I've never played a FF game
Sorator13: I am likewise greatly looking forward to this video
NymGG: @TXC2 so did i
jaimeblacken: 12
Sorator13: 12, yeah
Shurtal: 11
iris_of_ether: 11
Syntheticuh: that video sounds great, cant wait!
Sorator13: and went back to it for 13
Mr_Horrible: lol
NymGG: @NymGG but I think that's the premise, right?
TheDevil_Risen: its a toss up whcih game your playing as to if you can see enemies on the overworld
LRRbot: Guadosalam, Farplane Gateway | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {G} or {U}.
CodeIndigo: It was always meant to be Babby's First FF
LRRbot: Hecteyes [1B] | Creature — Ooze Horror [1/1] | When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card.
BrowneePointz: I think it started as Romancing Saga or something didn’t it? or birthed it?
RangerAlpha7: It was meant to be "easy" ff for NA audiences
LRRbot: Undercity Dire Rat [1B] | Creature — Rat [2/2] | Rat Tail — When this creature dies, create a Treasure token.
TXC2: "Guasosalam! we are off!"
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FinalShowFilms: Graham you should check out Final Fantasy Union - they do a lot of deep dives into behind the scenes stuff
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realbadatthis_: @CodeIndigo so legend of dragoon?
LRRbot: Cornered by Black Mages [1BB] | Sorcery | Target opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice. / Create a 0/1 black Wizard creature token with "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this token deals 1 damage to each opponent."
RatherLargeToad: The Anakin Skywalker deck. It’s so wizard!
LibraryWitchKei: Oh Mystic Quest got the SMB 2 treatment. It was called 'Final Fantasy USA: Mystic Quest' in Japan.
CodeIndigo: @realbadatthis_ I never played that, at least not seriously
BrowneePointz: legend of dragoon aged…..badly
LoadingReadyRun: "What if we show the enemies on the overworld" *cut to outside the building as developer is thrown out the window*
LRRbot: Retrieve the Esper [3U] | Sorcery | Create a 3/3 blue Robot Warrior artifact creature token. Then if this spell was cast from a graveyard, put two +1/+1 counters on that token. / Flashback {5}{U}
TXC2:
I've read that NA didn't get FF5 because Square thought it was too complicated for Americans
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IbunWest: Final Fantasy 89 is my favorite one.
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Gekyouryuu: Having just finished someone else's almost 5 hour video explaining the references in this set, I'm eagerly awaiting G's version, too
Syntheticuh: LOOOOL
Syntheticuh: rude! fair, but also rude!
realbadatthis_: @CodeIndigo I just remember it being the best game I had ever seen by 5th grade. no idea if it holds up to modern scrutiny
KaleidoscopeMind: meanwhile, 5 is my fave
TheDevil_Risen: mubles in FF10
KaleidoscopeMind: but yeah i can see that
Mr_Mooky: Don't care for 5. I find it boring
silent_sol: What was so complexe?
Justherefortherewards: "hey wait, this isn't just two paddles and a ball"
Syntheticuh: has G ever done the 4 job fiesta?
LibraryWitchKei: Whereas now job class system is one of my favorite FF staples
public_key_reveal_party: james acaster "never been so offended by something I agree with 100%"
TXC2: silent_sol the job system probably
LRRbot: Cloud of Darkness [2BGG] | Legendary Creature — Avatar [3/3] | Flying / Particle Beam — When Cloud of Darkness enters, target creature an opponent controls gets −X/−X until end of turn, where X is the number of permanent cards in your graveyard.
IbunWest: The real reason is they knew Americans couldn’t handle the awesomeness of Gilgamesh’s theme
Syntheticuh: 5 yeah
KaleidoscopeMind: ff5
LRRbot: Squall, SeeD Mercenary [2WB] | Legendary Creature — Human Knight Mercenary [3/4] | Rough Divide — Whenever a creature you control attacks alone, it gains double strike until end of turn. / Whenever Squall deals combat damage to a player, return target permanent card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
aitsu100: yes FF5
Gekyouryuu: Doud of Clarkness
Sorator13: hey wait, does he have his amulet?
wiigamer1995: ff5 challenge runs
Syntheticuh: its a challenge run of FF5 where you get randomly assigned the jobs to use
Sorator13: I can't tell on my small screen
KaleidoscopeMind: you randomly roll 4 jobs, and those are the jobs you are stuck with (instead of normal, where you can change at will)
Justherefortherewards: honestly I'm jealous of my FFXIV character, all he had to do was pick up a tool and he had a great job
Bruceski: Ff5 has a job system of 14 different jobs or so. The Fiesta gives you four of them.
KaleidoscopeMind: and you are stuck with freelancers until you get to the point in the game when the job is unlocked
LRRbot: Black Mage's Rod [1B] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +1/+0, has "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent," and is a Wizard in addition to its other types. / Equip {3}
IbunWest:
i would rather take a four job siesta 
accountmadeforants: @IbunWest Holy shit, where has this been all my life
Jethrain: !card scorpion sentinel
LRRbot: Scorpion Sentinel [1U] | Artifact Creature — Robot Scorpion [1/4] | As long as you control seven or more lands, this creature gets +3/+0.
KaleidoscopeMind: 4 job fiesta is largely for charity runs
ElektroTal: four job fiesta rules
Jethrain: that sure is somethin'
Bruceski: It works in 5 because most of the jobs are pretty cracked so it's like being given a rocket launcher instead of a nuke. A lot of folks have said it helps them get into the game because of choice paralysis
CuteTeaGoat: @Justherefortherewards Sure, but it's a little rude to call the Scions a tool. /s
LRRbot: Sephiroth's Intervention [3B] | Instant | Destroy target creature. You gain 2 life.
IbunWest: if i was more familar with ff5 i could see it being a fun way to play
Gekyouryuu: There's a Bartz card in the FFTCG who gets all the jobs (creature types essentially) of your other "creatures" and gets bonuses at certain job number thresholds because "bartz has all the jobs"
BrowneePointz: I still love that a big mechanical part of Expedition 33 is “FF9 but with more QoL”
CuteTeaGoat: I've never done FFV regular, I did my first run as a fiesta and it was a blast ^^
Mr_Mooky: kill squall there instead, of he's got the counter you're boned either way
LRRbot: Resentful Revelation [1B] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest into your graveyard. / Flashback {6}{B}
Mr_Mooky: if not you win
Kentosaurus: don't worry graham, he's just admiring the deckmaster card back
LRRbot: Exdeath, Void Warlock [1BG] (back: Neo Exdeath, Dimension's End) | Legendary Creature — Spirit Warlock [3/3] | When Exdeath enters, you gain 3 life. / At the beginning of your end step, if there are six or more permanent cards in your graveyard, transform Exdeath.
LRRbot: Neo Exdeath, Dimension's End (front: Exdeath, Void Warlock) | Legendary Creature — Spirit Avatar [*/3] | Trample / Neo Exdeath's power is equal to the number of permanent cards in your graveyard.
Mr_Mooky: it's only a misplay if you lose. If you win, it's just extended BM
Falannt: Go! Nelson! Go!
LRRbot: Overkill [2B] | Instant | Target creature gets −0/−9999 until end of turn.
public_key_reveal_party: chat can't really "help", we more "add logical noise"
TheDevil_Risen:
Sorator13: Overkilling Exdeath feels weird
TheDevil_Risen: good series!
beowuuf:
TheDevil_Risen: that was some sealed magic games!
Sorator13:
don't stick around?
DeM0nFiRe: Ok bye
gualdhar: Bye jacob
IbunWest:
okay see ya 
Justherefortherewards:
We do as we're told 
GhostValv: *peace*
Tom_Bruise: don't stick around, or do get up and leave
Falannt: Will there be new packs?
v_nome: Jacob says "Get out!"
KaleidoscopeMind: well break for you is also break for us!
ForOhForError: jacob said leave 🤔
grimlock0_0: buh bye
shushu2539: so we leave or..?
Travilogue: Don't stick around, do go away
TXC2: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe refresh your drink, take your meds, or go to the toilet if you need to. Don't forget to wash your hands!
realbadatthis_: toodles
BrowneePointz: shit *exits stage left pursued by bear*
MehallD: I already left
Invitare: Instructions unclear: Glued myself to the wall
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KaleidoscopeMind: oh hey Life 2
v_nome: I dunno, to comply with both Jacob and Graham I think I'll just kinda stand in the doorway so I am both here and not here.
IbunWest: schrodinger’s chat
TXC2: IbunWest that's when chat is both right and wrong
beowuuf: !listen
LRRbot: Chat? Engaging in mimicry?
TehAmelie: how goes the battles?
beowuuf: !chat
LRRbot: Chat seems active.
Marvoleath: !listen
LRRbot: Chat? Engaging in mimicry?
beowuuf: tight. plays.
Shadowsoflife: Chat? Engaging in mimicry?
TXC2: TehAmelie we're going into round 3 now
TXC2: and we're bak
TheDevil_Risen: wb
shushu2539: we are not here. We all left
Justherefortherewards:
Sorator13: very nice
beowuuf:
o/ 
Falannt: Clip this!
Luna_TheOtter: I know Jacob wanted us to leave but i do really wanna watch more so i had to rebel
TheDevil_Risen: Clap Clap
beowuuf:
Justherefortherewards: That was fantastic
thasmiel:
100
Derekwillis: Beautiful.
TXC2: !clips
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beowuuf: damn nelson
Shadowsoflife: amazing
realbadatthis_: Nelson, chat died 10 years ago
Moansters:
Luna_TheOtter: 10/10 Nelson
Mr_Horrible: he's not just a coach, he's a showman
calculated_uncertainties:
100 beautiful Nelly song!
Carlioo: Very good
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Kentosaurus: sing for your sub
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LRRbot: Swamp | Basic Land — Swamp |
LRRbot: Black Mage's Rod [1B] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +1/+0, has "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent," and is a Wizard in addition to its other types. / Equip {3}
LRRbot: Dark Confidant [1B] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/1] | At the beginning of your upkeep, reveal the top card of your library and put that card into your hand. You lose life equal to its mana value.
LRRbot: Adventurer's Inn | Land — Town | When this land enters, you gain 2 life. / {T}: Add {C}.
IbunWest: name a more iconic duo than Graham and Hat Kindred
Veshnikard: 2 life for Jacob
TheDevil_Risen: I watched you play the beta G
drewm1022: #lyfe4jacob
TheDevil_Risen: have not played myself
BrowneePointz: Wait, the Recluse has Big Hat?
accountmadeforants: Bigger Hat = Bigger Magic
TehAmelie: Big Hat Logan's legend lives on
TXC2: is it a story or an excuse plot?
BrowneePointz: Jacob, imagine Elden Ring, with Character STories, and it's a Roguelike
Mr_Horrible: she's got an enormous hat... among other things
Revelia: Yes graham meant recluse but said revenant
Marvoleath: it's more a lore than a story afaik
LRRbot: Treno, Dark City | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}.
LRRbot: Scorpion Sentinel [1U] | Artifact Creature — Robot Scorpion [1/4] | As long as you control seven or more lands, this creature gets +3/+0.
Mangledpixel: Mr_Horrible huuuuuuge... tracts of land?
Mr_Horrible: revenant has no enormous anything, until you get the proper weapons for her
TXC2:
Marvoleath oh that's even worse for Jacob
Mr_Horrible: @Mangledpixel indeed
LRRbot: Crossroads Village | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. As it enters, choose a color. / {T}: Add one mana of the chosen color.
TXC2: Mangledpixel "she's got.....wide brims of hat!"
Mr_Horrible: I still love that the revenant's summons all have names
LRRbot: Vayne's Treachery [1B] | Instant | Kicker—Sacrifice an artifact or creature. / Target creature gets −2/−2 until end of turn. If this spell was kicked, that creature gets −6/−6 until end of turn instead.
LRRbot: Summon: Shiva [3UU] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Elemental [4/5] | I, II — Heavenly Strike — Tap target creature an opponent controls. Put a stun counter on it. / III — Diamond Dust — Draw a card for each tapped creature your opponents control.
CuteTeaGoat: Scorpion Seneschal
LRRbot: Ultimecia, Time Sorceress [3UB] (back: Ultimecia, Omnipotent) | Legendary Creature — Human Warlock [4/5] | Whenever Ultimecia enters or attacks, surveil 2. / At the beginning of your end step, you may pay {4}{U}{U}{B}{B} and exile eight cards from your graveyard. If you do, transform Ultimecia.
TehAmelie: i remember i barely got through Ultimecia's dungeon where you have to fight bosses to unlock your basic abilities. might be the hardest regular boss of the series
Justherefortherewards:
Vayne betrayed Bob 
Justherefortherewards:
TXC2: Vayne would do that
LRRbot: Quistis Trepe [2U] | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | Blue Magic — When Quistis Trepe enters, you may cast target instant or sorcery card from a graveyard, and mana of any type can be spent to cast that spell. If that spell would be put into a graveyard, exile it instead.
LRRbot: Sleep Magic [U] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / When this Aura enters, tap enchanted creature. / Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step. / When enchanted creature is dealt damage, sacrifice this Aura.
accountmadeforants: I'm still waiting for a Bigger Hat mod
TehAmelie: eh, that hat's about the same size as Big Hat Logan's
accountmadeforants: Yes, all my animes tell me bigger hat = bigger magic
TehAmelie:
"Big Hat Logan had a 
big hat, hence the name"
silent_sol: The rod dont matter, the hat is the real wizard maker
Sorator13: Y'shtola manages without the hat, but she's special
LRRbot: Malboro [4BB] | Creature — Plant Horror [4/4] | Bad Breath — When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card, loses 2 life, and exiles the top three cards of their library. / Swampcycling {2}
Gekyouryuu: That's why Donald Duck's magic rod has that hat on it
LRRbot: Overkill [2B] | Instant | Target creature gets −0/−9999 until end of turn.
Gekyouryuu: @sorator13 she's blind so she doesn't know she doesn't have the hat
Justherefortherewards: well there goes Graham's entire i-deck-tity
LRRbot: Sephiroth's Intervention [3B] | Instant | Destroy target creature. You gain 2 life.
Sorator13: @Gekyouryuu Runar loves her regardless
LRRbot: Hecteyes [1B] | Creature — Ooze Horror [1/1] | When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card.
Mad_Grady: a dimir vs dimir match - nothing stays on the board
bytecaster: @Mad_Grady or in hand
Sorator13: Turnabout is fair play, but Dimir doesn't usually play fair, so this is unusual for Jacob
Ritaspirithntr: @Mad_Grady and graveyards are full
LRRbot: Yawgmoth, Thran Physician [2BB] | Legendary Creature — Human Cleric [2/4] | Protection from Humans / Pay 1 life, Sacrifice another creature: Put a −1/−1 counter on up to one target creature and draw a card. / {B}{B}, Discard a card: Proliferate.
Marvoleath: ah, the Yawgf***er
Sorator13:
@Marvoleath excuse me?
Mr_Horrible: it's-a me, Mateus
BrowneePointz: it's an incredibly powerful card
LRRbot: Stuck in Summoner's Sanctum [2U] | Enchantment — Aura | Flash / Enchant artifact or creature / When this Aura enters, tap enchanted permanent. / Enchanted permanent doesn't untap during its controller's untap step and its activated abilities can't be activated.
TehAmelie: i understand Wizard's artists are about the best paid artists in the world, but whatever they gave Yoshitaka Amano it's not enough
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: it's creeping into older formats too iirc
accountmadeforants: @Sorator13 Nightreign censored Wheeler's name when they played. I think it was actually "Yawg***her"? Because of "fat".
Sorator13: they play it in modern (derogatory)
Marvoleath: @Sorator13 Wheeler's playername in Nightreign is Yawgfather, they censored the "fat" in-game for some reason
Sorator13: @accountmadeforants ahhh, right, I had forgotten
Mr_Horrible: Nelson handing out orange slices after the game
JinaMahavira: as in tradition
Kentosaurus: that's the life
Marvoleath: ah right, the h was visible
TXC2: can we get a protein bar or a banana or something for Jacob?
TehAmelie: they also censored the firsy three letters in "Night" as in the name of the game. . .
TXC2:
TheDevil_Risen: hahaha
Justherefortherewards: did it pick it up with one of its eyes
accountmadeforants: Brain big hot. Maybe the big hats are actually heat sinks, need surface area to disperse all the heat to the air.
Snowwraith: "That ooze has a profession!"
Gekyouryuu: Gas powered stick!
TheDevil_Risen: and yeah big mental workouts can be seriously calorie intensive
Sorator13: ohhh, I love that idea
Jorsh029: Ooze on a stick is one of the lesser known carnival foods
LRRbot: Reno and Rude [1B] | Legendary Creature — Human Assassin [2/1] | Menace / Whenever Reno and Rude deals combat damage to a player, exile the top card of that player's library. Then you may sacrifice another creature or artifact. If you do, you may play the exiled card this turn, and mana of any type can be spent to cast it.
TXC2: the wizzard hat does in fact create a pocket of cooling air
TehAmelie: the brain uses about 25% of our calories just for regular business
ForOhForError: In ffxiv the hat is partially for blocking eye contact with demons
noSmokeFire:
that hecteye has to pay income tax 
LRRbot: Combat Tutorial [2U] | Sorcery | Target player draws two cards. Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature you control.
Shurtal: god forbid a Horror takes control of their life
accountmadeforants: @ForOhForError Are all mages just socially awkward? Wait, who am I kidding, of course they are.
Justherefortherewards: "Rusted Frying Pan" "Create a 1/1 Hero token, it is a Culinarian in addition to its other types"
Sorator13: @ForOhForError I... did not know that! Huh!
Sorator13: that does explain the eyepatches and such as well
RangerAlpha7: Oh no graham, jacob clicked the wrong option and had to do the tutorial over
RealGamerCow: Magic: the Hyperventilating
Justherefortherewards: That's just replaying the Tutorial 7 years later when you forgot all the controls
TehAmelie: there's some evidence Truddy Chase used to make her head hot enough to fry an egg when her 100+ personalities argued with each other. talk about workout
Shurtal: "Did you get all that?" and this is the only prompt that the Cursor STARTS ON NO, and you're mashing
Sorator13: Ironically, I'm pretty sure you *can't* play FFX's combat tutorial a second time (on the same savefile without reloading, I mean)
LRRbot: Malboro [4BB] | Creature — Plant Horror [4/4] | Bad Breath — When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card, loses 2 life, and exiles the top three cards of their library. / Swampcycling {2}
LRRbot: Laboratory Maniac [2U] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | If you would draw a card while your library has no cards in it, you win the game instead.
northos:
I believe you mean *the* lunar whale 
Bruceski: "It flies AND has firebreathing? This card is cracked."
Justherefortherewards: Is this unhealthy
Shurtal: Me? Turn-gaga!"
Travilogue: You did do the tutorial twice in that knock off Black Myth game on W+P, but that wasn't entirely voluntary.
RealGamerCow: chess players need like 6000 calories a day during training
Jorsh029: Move to soup step?
LRRbot: Shinra Reinforcements [2B] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/3] | When this creature enters, mill three cards and you gain 3 life.
gsyhiap: Jacob ia going to sideboard soup
Drfallengoose: Hot Soup
TXC2:
Jacob on the same diet as a middleweight wrestler
Justherefortherewards: @gsyhiap well there IS ramen..
BrowneePointz: It easily the best of the cycle
LRRbot: Summon: Anima [4BB] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Horror [4/4] | I, II, III — Pain — You draw a card and you lose 1 life. / IV — Oblivion — Each opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice and loses 3 life. / Menace
BrowneePointz: in a vacuum
Lord_Hosk: Im so stressed I have moved to laydown on a cool tile floor and cry step. and I want them BOTH to win
theamc2000: banding still exists but damage order is not a thing
Jorsh029: @lord_hosk horizontal time is always valid
ProcyonFlynn: Everytime you mention banding, another EDH player adds it to their deck.
Revelia: Was Jacob thinking about damage on the stack?
Sorator13: @ProcyonFlynn what about horsemanship?
LRRbot: Hecteyes [1B] | Creature — Ooze Horror [1/1] | When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card.
LoadingReadyRun: "I'm going to do the Yawgmoth thing" is a terrifying sentence
TehAmelie: i hope one day there's a comedy set with Oneupmanship
LRRbot: Locke Cole [1UB] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue [2/3] | Deathtouch, lifelink / Whenever Locke Cole deals combat damage to a player, draw a card, then discard a card.
LRRbot: Eden, Seat of the Sanctum | Land — Town | {T}: Add {C}. / {5}, {T}: Mill two cards. Then you may sacrifice this land. When you do, return another target permanent card from your graveyard to your hand.
Lord_Hosk: Horsemanship is the best mechanic, and anyone who says its just worse flying doesn't understand how good horsemanship is.
GredGredmansson: @TehAmelie its basically prowess but the first trigger gives horsemanship instead
ProcyonFlynn: @Sorator13 Someone in my old crew had "The Oracle" deck, which was dedicated to old cards with complicated rules that forced people to look up the oracle text.
TehAmelie: sounds good
TXC2:
LoadingReadyRun exactly, could mean like 8 different things, some of them war crimes
Marvoleath: Yea, the Yawgmoth's thing was eugenics, wasn't it
LibraryWitchKei: @Lord_Hosk Horsemanship is better Shadow
Mr_Horrible: we love elkin bottle and bosium strip
accountmadeforants: @Marvoleath YYYyyyup
Tom_Bruise: all of that being past tense is correct
ProcyonFlynn: They were a co-worker of an Ex, so we don't still chat. They were good people though. Hey Brad the Magic Man if you're watching.
accountmadeforants: And that was just the *start*
LRRbot: Quistis Trepe [2U] | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | Blue Magic — When Quistis Trepe enters, you may cast target instant or sorcery card from a graveyard, and mana of any type can be spent to cast that spell. If that spell would be put into a graveyard, exile it instead.
Chesul: @LibraryWitchKei Better Flying is a better example, since shadow is just flying but with the "only block creatures with flying" text.
Mr_Horrible: "Wait this was a terrible plan"
TXC2: sounds like a concept for a Friday nights episode
Tom_Bruise: the deck's better as an experiment than as a list of cards one would have to purchase for money
Chesul: @Lord_Hosk I agree, Horsemanship is usually just better flying.
Gekyouryuu:
ANY player? Jacob, I have unearth in my bin if you want your lab maniac back
Marvoleath: some decks should stay in the deckbuilder / goldfish phase
LibraryWitchKei: @Chesul But creatures with horsemanship can't block flyers. I see it more akin to better shadow, since it's like shadow that can block non-shadow.
TehAmelie: all the best decks should say thought experiments probably
TehAmelie: *stay
LRRbot: Summon: Shiva [3UU] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Elemental [4/5] | I, II — Heavenly Strike — Tap target creature an opponent controls. Put a stun counter on it. / III — Diamond Dust — Draw a card for each tapped creature your opponents control.
Tom_Bruise: that, or there should be a dedicated format for such decks, but at that point you might as well play Judge's Tower or MindMagic
Tom_Bruise: or some unholy combination of Judge's Tower and MindMagic
Tom_Bruise: Magic Judge's Mental Tower...
Justherefortherewards: RIP Lab Man, you would've loved game 1
TheDevil_Risen: there's an adventure that would let him get a card out of his sideboard tho
LRRbot: Quistis Trepe [2U] | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | Blue Magic — When Quistis Trepe enters, you may cast target instant or sorcery card from a graveyard, and mana of any type can be spent to cast that spell. If that spell would be put into a graveyard, exile it instead.
TehAmelie: i always expected super exile to make the leap to black borders Magic
GredGredmansson: !card AWOL
LRRbot: AWOL [2W] | Instant | Exile target attacking creature. Then remove it from the game. Then put it into the absolutely-removed-from-the-freaking-game-forever zone.
BrowneePointz: Gred beat me to it
noSmokeFire: @TehAmelie remove target card from your opponent's deck
GredGredmansson: see i hope that never makes it, because that'll mean the exile zone is ruined forever
accountmadeforants: Magic's fortunately been *mostly* alright about not turning Exile into Second Graveyard
bytecaster: @TehAmelie Gladly they have been much more disciplined with Exile than e.g. Yu-Gi-Oh, where "banishment" is just another hand
TehAmelie: i was just thinking of AWOL. didn't realize it wasn't a specific ability
Marvoleath:
@accountmadeforants yes, instead they turned it into another hand
LRRbot: Il Mheg Pixie [1U] | Creature — Faerie [2/1] | Flying / Whenever this creature attacks, surveil 1.
accountmadeforants:
Though of course, they do already have Super Exile technology. They can put stuff in the Command Zone, which does basically nothing when it's not EDH/Brawl 
BrowneePointz: Wait...I just realized we didn't get a Feo Ul Card Q.Q
bytecaster: Gotta find your blue settle the wreckage
LRRbot: Cornered by Black Mages [1BB] | Sorcery | Target opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice. / Create a 0/1 black Wizard creature token with "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this token deals 1 damage to each opponent."
Marvoleath: @bytecaster aetherize?
NymGG: If i'd go to McDonals, I'd never order Il Mheg Pixie
bytecaster: @Marvoleath Exactly!
Jorsh029: Combat tutorial would be a hilarious draw if G is running it
Jethrain: Saga trigger
Justherefortherewards:
@bytecaster my Crackling drake though 
Had a friend try to screw me over by exiling my graveyard with an Ashiok. He was surprised to learn crackling drake is fine with the cards being in exile.
Falannt: anima could be sacted to yawg.
Travilogue: There's a window to Yawgmoth the saga, right?
Mangledpixel: mmm... teeth skin...
Jorsh029: This was a HELL of a game
silent_sol: You gave Jacob a deck, he is going to use the whole deck
accountmadeforants:
maywecomein: nicely done!!!
Marvoleath:
TXC2: LETS GO JACOB !
MrSarkhan:
Mr_Horrible: @Justherefortherewards considering that Enigma Drake like ~1 year prior didn't count exile, I'm not surprised (but also Crackling Drake was in a set where the Izzet were exiling spells via jump-start, so)
Falannt:
Jethrain: 1 continues to not be 0
bytecaster: Isn't it nice to play ALL of your cards, Jacob?
KaleidoscopeMind: time to do it again!
Justherefortherewards:
@Mr_Horrible oh yes, I run 4 of both, and he had just removed my enigma drakes 
accountmadeforants: Either it doesn't matter, or it does because you're not shuffling properly
GredGredmansson: "Come on, manaweaving barely does anything" "Well then why are you doing it in the first place?"
Justherefortherewards:
Oh no, Jacob is disqualified
bytecaster: @Justherefortherewards That means he can get his soup!
Sorator13: Super common, which is why there's an actual term for it
DudelidouX: And also you're wasting time
Derekwillis: Table shuffling is useful.... for counting your cards. That's about it.
lirazel64: I love The Coaching of Jacob.
Bruceski: Mana weaving is like the easiest cheating to talk yourself into
Sorator13: Pro tour requires you to shuffle rather than cut, even
GredGredmansson: yeah i've had some guys in my playgroup that just fullshuffle for the cut
Justherefortherewards: My friends shuffle in 6 piles. Me pointing out that's not even really shuffling has landed on deaf ears.
Mr_Horrible: don't worry, Jacob - a *ton* of folks learn mana-weaving when they're early into the game, esp if you started learning the game in prior years
RangerAlpha7: as long as you shuffle after you weave its ok, but it also doesn't do anything
radioshackraider: I mean, intentionally wasting time is still cheating
Gaelan_Maestro: ive found mana weaving tends to clump all your mana when shuffled
TXC2: yeah, intent and malice are the key factors
accountmadeforants: @RangerAlpha7 I mean it still wastes your opponent's time
LRRbot: Hecteyes [1B] | Creature — Ooze Horror [1/1] | When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card.
GredGredmansson: so i just started my own sealed league this week and I too am currently in Blue-Black
LRRbot: Dark Confidant [1B] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/1] | At the beginning of your upkeep, reveal the top card of your library and put that card into your hand. You lose life equal to its mana value.
Mr_Horrible: he's not the Dark Confidon't, Graham
Mr_Horrible:
Justherefortherewards: @GredGredmansson oo, in final fantasy as well?
GredGredmansson: yep
bytecaster: @Mr_Horrible Very good ,no notes
GredGredmansson: i'm hoping to combo Golbez/Konrad with the adventure land that mills half the deck
accountmadeforants: Dark Canned Fondant
LRRbot: Il Mheg Pixie [1U] | Creature — Faerie [2/1] | Flying / Whenever this creature attacks, surveil 1.
Falannt: can you have more than 4 of the same cards in this league?
GredGredmansson: @Falannt if you open them, yes
LRRbot: Eden, Seat of the Sanctum | Land — Town | {T}: Add {C}. / {5}, {T}: Mill two cards. Then you may sacrifice this land. When you do, return another target permanent card from your graveyard to your hand.
Falannt: @GredGredmansson thx
Jorsh029:
Partner and I are hosting a sealed event for friends this weekend and watching these games has me even more pumped 
Lord_Hosk: You know what really messes with people. You can cut, or shuffle... OR You can just leave the deck as they present it. I have chosen not to cut the deck and had people say "Ummm ahhh... can I cut the deck, you didn't cut it" and that clearly shows they stacked the bottom half of their deck.
Marvoleath: It's always not never a land
LRRbot: Shinra Reinforcements [2B] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/3] | When this creature enters, mill three cards and you gain 3 life.
GredGredmansson:
@Lord_Hosk they presented it to you for cutting, clearly that means they're done shuffling
TXC2: Lord_Hosk why I "cut" by just moving the top card
bytecaster: Pure skill!
LRRbot: Yawgmoth, Thran Physician [2BB] | Legendary Creature — Human Cleric [2/4] | Protection from Humans / Pay 1 life, Sacrifice another creature: Put a −1/−1 counter on up to one target creature and draw a card. / {B}{B}, Discard a card: Proliferate.
Justherefortherewards: @TXC2 The real cut is to move the top card to the 7th spot.
TXC2: Justherefortherewards evil, I like it
LRRbot: Ice Flan [4UU] | Creature — Elemental Ooze [5/4] | When this creature enters, tap target artifact or creature an opponent controls. Put a stun counter on it. / Islandcycling {2}
Tom_Bruise: You think we can put damage back on stack for *just* this league week?
Marvoleath: Is flan? No, island
accountmadeforants: @Lord_Hosk Depends on the level of play, competitive and pro level requires you to shuffle, below that you can just cut or give it the ol "sure, looks good". (Literally, you have to agree that they shuffled properly.)
LRRbot: Memories Returning [2UU] | Sorcery | Reveal the top five cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand. Then choose an opponent. They put one on the bottom of your library. Then you put one into your hand. Then they put one on the bottom of your library. Put the other into your hand. / Flashback {7}{U}{U}
Justherefortherewards: Can't wait for Graham to tell us why the flan can be islandcycled in final fantasy lore
TehAmelie: but is it a nice flan?
Marvoleath:
@Justherefortherewards it melts?
Sorator13: well hello Zodiark
Ritaspirithntr:
@Marvoleath but what about the Hill Giant and the Dinosaur? 
LRRbot: Eden, Seat of the Sanctum | Land — Town | {T}: Add {C}. / {5}, {T}: Mill two cards. Then you may sacrifice this land. When you do, return another target permanent card from your graveyard to your hand.
iPsyop: this is the best bob ever wtf
Falannt: Jacob is bobbing off!
Jethrain: "shinra and the hell tyrant" is an amazing band name
bytecaster: Full on roberting on camera!
Jethrain: even though we've already established that banding isn't a thing any more
Jorsh029: That Bob is roberting!
LRRbot: Malboro [4BB] | Creature — Plant Horror [4/4] | Bad Breath — When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card, loses 2 life, and exiles the top three cards of their library. / Swampcycling {2}
Sorator13: @Jethrain wait, did we establish that?
Sorator13: I thought we established that some folks *wish* that were the case
TXC2: Banding IS a thing, just not here
TheDevil_Risen: hahaha
ProcyonFlynn: On the Loose?
RealGamerCow: !card laboratory maniac
LRRbot: Laboratory Maniac [2U] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | If you would draw a card while your library has no cards in it, you win the game instead.
Falannt: WOW!
Sorator13: no thoughts, deck empty
GredGredmansson: draw for turn?
PorpoisesUnknown: Don't listen to them Jacob. It 100% WORKS like this all the time
iPsyop: 4 turns in a row bob gets land
theamc2000: these cigarettes are crazy
Jethrain: Draw for the turn still
noSmokeFire: critical support to comrade malboro
bytecaster: Didn't Cam once take like 10 from bob by having an Eldrazi on top?
iPsyop: missed draw for turn
noSmokeFire: @bytecaster yeah, iirc in a deck Ben or Serge or someone built for him
LRRbot: Summon: Anima [4BB] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Horror [4/4] | I, II, III — Pain — You draw a card and you lose 1 life. / IV — Oblivion — Each opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice and loses 3 life. / Menace
Sorator13: ha ha HA
Moansters: HahaHa
BrowneePointz: It's the Canadian Jimmy Carr
Sorator13: exactly!
JosephDeath: I loathe Jimmy Carr's laugh lol
PorpoisesUnknown: I like using Mandarks laugh from Dexters lab
RangerAlpha7: Whatcha talking about, jacob just get a free card every turn, dark confidant is great!
Moansters: Wheeler would make for a great final fantasy villain
radioshackraider: Wheeler is the end boss of the card game mini game
BrowneePointz: and that's why flies are Stupid Nelly
LRRbot: Hecteyes [1B] | Creature — Ooze Horror [1/1] | When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card.
LRRbot: Malboro [4BB] | Creature — Plant Horror [4/4] | Bad Breath — When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card, loses 2 life, and exiles the top three cards of their library. / Swampcycling {2}
bytecaster: These aren't even eye creature type, smh
LRRbot: Circle of Power [3B] | Sorcery | You draw two cards and you lose 2 life. Create a 0/1 black Wizard creature token with "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this token deals 1 damage to each opponent." / Wizards you control get +1/+0 and gain lifelink until end of turn.
noSmokeFire: the eyes have it
Alness49: certainly more than mono eyes
Alness49: Like, a lot of eyes
Sorator13: Yeah, it does get the benefit
Shadowsoflife: suddenly bloodborn?
RealGamerCow: Except for the 3D House of Beef, that was a good movie.
TXC2:
the real problem is how good are each of the eyes? 'cause they probably have really low acuity
LRRbot: Black Mage's Rod [1B] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +1/+0, has "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent," and is a Wizard in addition to its other types. / Equip {3}
PorpoisesUnknown: Many a wizard has graham
RealGamerCow: and if you're old enough to remember the 3D House of Beef, take your meds.
LRRbot: Gogo, Master of Mimicry [2U] | Legendary Creature — Wizard [2/4] | {X}{X}, {T}: Copy target activated or triggered ability you control X times. You may choose new targets for the copies. This ability can't be copied and X can't be 0.
RangerAlpha7: being able to gain any amount of life with circle of power feels very unfair
bytecaster: Still better than Phyrexian arena in total
Sorator13: That... that is a heck of a card
radioshackraider: Saga trigger
chaostreader: ^
ProcyonFlynn:
Power at any Cost ~ now with a discount
bytecaster: Tamiyo does flip
LRRbot: Combat Tutorial [2U] | Sorcery | Target player draws two cards. Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature you control.
RangerAlpha7: Jacob clearly hasn't drawn enough cards
Moansters: Getting ever so slightly closer to that lab man win
TXC2:
Power at any cost, but we'll go with the lowest bidder
PorpoisesUnknown: Untap. Upkeep. Ancestral every turn. Jacob (probably)
bytecaster: Jacob has one heck of a deck
TehAmelie: i'm sure there's a rules reason why Gogo can't mimic their own mimic but it's such a flavor miss
Sorator13: @TehAmelie it's just to prevent things getting Truly ridiculous
bytecaster: Bob gets no job security
Tom_Bruise: "Bob, you've been on thin ice from jump!"
GredGredmansson: i think so?
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RangerAlpha7: it's gonna be fun when jacob discovers he can gogo the yawg trigger to do all the things
bytecaster: Bob relocated from Ravnica to Final Fantasy land and now he is getting fired? Rude!
Sorator13: you're off the force, Bobrovsky!!
LRRbot: Gogo, Master of Mimicry [2U] | Legendary Creature — Wizard [2/4] | {X}{X}, {T}: Copy target activated or triggered ability you control X times. You may choose new targets for the copies. This ability can't be copied and X can't be 0.
Mai_Andra: GoGo Gadet Mimicry!
PorpoisesUnknown: GoGo gadget mimcry. Damn it graham
BrowneePointz: Gogo Master Mimic! *guitar shred*
RatherLargeToad: secret power ranger
Tom_Bruise: @bytecaster blame it on the weaker culture of workers' rights in Final Fantasyland
Diabore: 4/4 menache
radioshackraider: Cards in deck for Jacob?
bytecaster: Gotta find a Reliquary tower
PorpoisesUnknown: I dont like it lmao
LRRbot: Sephiroth's Intervention [3B] | Instant | Destroy target creature. You gain 2 life.
GredGredmansson: "in response, i don't like it"
bytecaster: Good thing Sepiroth isn't really a human or it wouldn't work on Yawgmoth, naturally
GredGredmansson: and draw a card?
Mr_Horrible: I love Gogo but I will never forgive tricking me into wasted 500 battles with the Cursed Shield
LRRbot: Scorpion Sentinel [1U] | Artifact Creature — Robot Scorpion [1/4] | As long as you control seven or more lands, this creature gets +3/+0.
Falannt: 1 life loss 1 card
Sorator13: yeah, Jacob draws a card from the Yawgmoth ability
Justherefortherewards: Winning is the fastest way out, Jacob
Mr_Horrible: *into wasting 500 battles, rather
LRRbot: Sleep Magic [U] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / When this Aura enters, tap enchanted creature. / Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step. / When enchanted creature is dealt damage, sacrifice this Aura.
Tom_Bruise: you know what, I admire the line of "This is giving me too much to think about. F@#* it"
bytecaster: That monstrosity? That giant aeon monstrosity? It eepy
GredGredmansson: yeah jacob should draw a card from that ability
Sorator13: @Tom_Bruise It's a very reasonable decision
Ktolos: did Jacob draw for the yawgmoth ability?
TehAmelie: oh right, the cursed shield is special that way
Sorator13: Sleep Magic on a summon is interesting
TheDevil_Risen: progress!
Sorator13: I mean, it's reasonable for sure!
bytecaster: I think one of the traps of this format is not wanting to use removal on Summons.
bytecaster: And then you are dead with removal in hand
Snowwraith: Yeah, Anima can hit twice, that's 8 damage with menace, it's spooky!
RealGamerCow: actually yes.
Sorator13: @bytecaster right, but this *specific* removal is especially weak on them, since it doesn't stop their triggered abilities
LRRbot: Stuck in Summoner's Sanctum [2U] | Enchantment — Aura | Flash / Enchant artifact or creature / When this Aura enters, tap enchanted permanent. / Enchanted permanent doesn't untap during its controller's untap step and its activated abilities can't be activated.
Sorator13: it's still sometimes correct! just unfortunate
bytecaster: Fair
LRRbot: Locke Cole [1UB] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue [2/3] | Deathtouch, lifelink / Whenever Locke Cole deals combat damage to a player, draw a card, then discard a card.
Sorator13: at least it's cheap
Snowwraith: Like sometimes you just have to bounce the creature with an EtB.
TXC2: kill sagas is often correct, even when they're just enchantments, they can give too much value
Jethrain: he's got deathcole and lifelocke!
LRRbot: Cornered by Black Mages [1BB] | Sorcery | Target opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice. / Create a 0/1 black Wizard creature token with "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this token deals 1 damage to each opponent."
Chesul: @TXC2 And especially if they're a land.
Mr_Horrible:
look, there's few things more dangerous than a helicopter mom, Nelson
Abavus:
Sorator13: @Mr_Horrible what about an eldritch horror mom?
beowuuf: opponent needs soup, plz concede
LRRbot: Rook Turret [3U] | Artifact Creature — Construct [3/3] | Flying / Whenever another artifact you control enters, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.
Mr_Horrible: @Sorator13 I mean, she *did* that so she could stay with him, so...
RealGamerCow: oh that's a lot of things on Graham's side
Falannt: no extra cards? So weird...
LRRbot: Adventurer's Inn | Land — Town | When this land enters, you gain 2 life. / {T}: Add {C}.
bytecaster: If Graham wins, they can still split (the soup)
Chesul: Hallowed Fountain.
RealGamerCow: !card fountain
LRRbot: Found 14 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
Wiliart: Radiant fountain
radioshackraider: Radiant Fountain.
LRRbot: Quistis Trepe [2U] | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | Blue Magic — When Quistis Trepe enters, you may cast target instant or sorcery card from a graveyard, and mana of any type can be spent to cast that spell. If that spell would be put into a graveyard, exile it instead.
TheDevil_Risen: ^^^
TheDevil_Risen: !card Radiant Fountian
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
TheDevil_Risen: !card Radiant Fountain
LRRbot: Radiant Fountain | Land | When this land enters, you gain 2 life. / {T}: Add {C}.
Gekyouryuu: Semi random question: anyone else find it kinda funny/weird that the promotional poster/box art for this set features Cloud, Terra, Y'shtola, and Warrior of Light? If it included Tidus as well, and was all four commanders plus WoL, that'd be one thing, but the exclusion of Tidus is weird
iPsyop: @Chesul thats the white blue shock land
GredGredmansson: yes, the Inn
Chesul: @iPsyop Right, I always get them mixed up.
bytecaster: @Gekyouryuu Tidus know what he did
Mr_Horrible: no, Jacob, do it to deal psychic damage to your opponent
Heefnoff: Is that top Street Fighter player Jacob Burgess
Mr_Horrible: sure is
Heefnoff:
TXC2: Heefnoff the very same
TehAmelie:
maybe Tidus doesn't show up in pictures due to being a ghost
LRRbot: Shinra Reinforcements [2B] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/3] | When this creature enters, mill three cards and you gain 3 life.
silent_sol: whats the deck count?
Heefnoff: Mannn the Final Fantasy cards look sweet
Skye_Stryke: Jacob with the mana weaving into bribery. Trying to be the first dq on lrrmtg
bytecaster: Very grindy matchup, especially with the Labman in play
Mr_Horrible: he's a laboratory man, with a laboratory plan
Snowwraith: It's it's the removal matchup.
TXC2: "this is a normal library, this is a library on Bob lab man"
tryllebanjo:
This is a slug fest of a match 
LRRbot: Laboratory Maniac [2U] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | If you would draw a card while your library has no cards in it, you win the game instead.
Heefnoff: Lab Man lookin a little different
Heefnoff: These are lab fellas
Justherefortherewards: now fact or fiction
bytecaster: Those are Lab men
TXC2: Lab cast of an MMO
bytecaster: Or rather lab people
Mr_Horrible: creature - labfolk
Heefnoff: A gaggle of labbels
GredGredmansson: it dies to legend rule but it does enter
Mr_Horrible: well actually they're likely MMO player characters so creature - labclowns
Heefnoff: I think it has to ETB for legend rule to kick in
PorpoisesUnknown: Dee Dee, Get out of my Laboratory
Gekyouryuu: @gredgredmansson unless you sac the original
Heefnoff: iirc
Mr_Horrible: yeah, legend ruling still lets you get ETBs
LRRbot: Relm's Sketching [2UU] | Sorcery | Create a token that's a copy of target artifact, creature, or land.
Mr_Horrible: since it has to be in play for SBEs to note the legend rule and send one to the yard
silent_sol: nice play jacob
OptimusPong: could also try to copy the Quistis for Dreams Returning for the next turn win
TheDevil_Risen: gett'em Jacob!
Heefnoff: If I don't get the ETB after the SBE than I'm just gonna TTC
TheDevil_Risen: well played!
PorpoisesUnknown: good turn!
Sorator13: @Heefnoff GLHF!
radioshackraider: Call me Fox Mulder, cause I wanna believe
LRRbot: Memories Returning [2UU] | Sorcery | Reveal the top five cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand. Then choose an opponent. They put one on the bottom of your library. Then you put one into your hand. Then they put one on the bottom of your library. Put the other into your hand. / Flashback {7}{U}{U}
GredGredmansson: @OptimusPong "next turn win" is very dangerous when there's the option for the lab man to die
OptimusPong: Agreed
TheDevil_Risen:
exileie draw spell 
TXC2:
"I win next turn" mean Opp wins now, every time
bytecaster: I'm really liking Realms sketching in this format, so many powerful applications
Sorator13: good table friending, Nelly
LRRbot: Travel the Overworld [5UU] | Sorcery | Affinity for Towns / Draw four cards.
OptimusPong: oh no
silent_sol: Cost reduction
GredGredmansson: also you overtapped your mana, travel gets discounted
anxietyparadingashuman: you overpaid for that
MehallD: how much did Jacob pay for that spell? He has towns
tryllebanjo: !card Laboratory Maniac
LRRbot: Laboratory Maniac [2U] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | If you would draw a card while your library has no cards in it, you win the game instead.
17cupsofcoffee: entering his mind palace
Kezzig_: travel is reduced by the towns
Mr_Horrible: so if you can keep labman alive till your next draw step, bing bang boom
GredGredmansson: can we reread Travel the Overworld
TXC2: !dragonshield
GhostValv: !card travel the overworld
LRRbot: Travel the Overworld [5UU] | Sorcery | Affinity for Towns / Draw four cards.
OptimusPong: oh no. Overkill inc too
Sorator13: @Mr_Horrible that's difficult since we know G has Overkill in his hand, IIRC
PorpoisesUnknown: Draw 5
OptimusPong: He has Ahriman!
TheDevil_Risen:
Memoires in exile but i think jacob has it.
Mr_Horrible: @Sorator13 ah, well that would be appropriately named
Heefnoff: When are they printing funky town
Moansters: You don't lose the game if you've already won
Justherefortherewards: can't wait for the LazyTown UB set
OptimusPong: does he have mana for Ahriman + draw?=
Scarbble: @Heefnoff next unset maybe
Mr_Horrible: Nelson's song riffs really on point today
PorpoisesUnknown: Math is for DRAWERS
Chichen: What does Funky Town do as a land?
Kezzig_: he has the mana for eden mill + draw
hd_dabnado: what if, Funky Kong Town....
ProcyonFlynn: That one Township needs reprinted as a town.
Khalahd: Gavony Township
TheDevil_Risen: the KEXP lands are awesome
RatherLargeToad: Duluth
Kezzig_: jk i am a liar
GredGredmansson: @Kezzig_ no he's one off
LibraryWitchKei: So the Mystery Booster card "Value Town" is a Town land with an Adventure on it. Sneaky Gavin
Justherefortherewards: I got the Tarkir dragon-shadow lands, they're very nice
GredGredmansson: you tap the eden as well
OptimusPong: Travel the Overworld + Ahriman, and activate the ahriman
OptimusPong: thats exactly the mana he has
Marvoleath: Castle Embereth is called Funkenhort in German, does that count?
PorpoisesUnknown: !card Gather the Townsfolk
LRRbot: Gather the Townsfolk [1W] | Sorcery | Create two 1/1 white Human creature tokens. / Fateful hour — If you have 5 or less life, create five of those tokens instead.
LibraryWitchKei: !card Value Town
LRRbot: Value Town // Take a Trip to... | Value Town | Land — Town | Value Town enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {U} or {R}. // Take a Trip to... [4UR] | Sorcery — Adventure | Draw two cards. This spell deals 2 damage to each opponent.
bytecaster: The Bonus sheet is also just screenshots
Jethrain: @GredGredmansson looks like enough to me
bytecaster: in part
Sorator13: Hey now, this entire set is just screenshots on paper, and it's the best selling set ever
BrowneePointz: i would've preferred that over cutscene screenshots tbh
GredGredmansson: @Jethrain you have to tap the eden as well, that's only 3 mana left
KodeMage: he got it
LRRbot: Ahriman [2B] | Creature — Eye Horror [2/2] | Flying, deathtouch / {3}, Sacrifice another creature or artifact: Draw a card.
PorpoisesUnknown: this was the best selling set before it released, no?
LibraryWitchKei: @Sorator13 Most of the cards outside of the FCA cards are new art
RayFK: Gamers
Alness49: Now THAT'S a Mono-eye!
Sorator13: @LibraryWitchKei upgraded screenshots
Flyingdelorion: Jacob has got the win here, not?
OptimusPong: GG!
GredGredmansson: oh gosh imagine if he sacced the lab man
Snowwraith: @Sorator13 I mean, it's not. I find a lot of the Through the Ages a bit weird to look at precisely as they aren't new artwork designed for a card.
Justherefortherewards: Are we actually witnessing the lab man win???
NazTMann: @Sorator13 That's a gross understatement of the effort put in by the artists on this set.
LibraryWitchKei: @Sorator13 Ok now that's just bait.
PorpoisesUnknown: there it is!
GoblinPieromancer: he’s doing it!
LRRbot: Travel the Overworld [5UU] | Sorcery | Affinity for Towns / Draw four cards.
Mr_Horrible: kind of interesting that it's not a demon
coriolis_storm: Yay
Moansters: He did it!
salamisuperstar: Clap
wkufan89: Got there
Derekwillis: Yoooooo!
Falannt: Maniac Bob!
bytecaster: No third game! Soup time!
DJayHGaming: nice
Veraphage:
artemixia22: wooooooooo
Sorator13: \o/
g0blinslide: Yaaaaaaa
coriolis_storm: Well done Jacob!!!
GoblinPieromancer: GG Jacob!
artemixia22: niceeeeeeee
Mr_Horrible:
what a way to close it out, goddamn
DeM0nFiRe:
Kentosaurus: nice
Justherefortherewards: Soup time!!!
PorpoisesUnknown: GOT THERE!
GhostValv:
silent_sol: PLAY THE SONG
Buxx345: YAY JACOB
Snowwraith: Labbed out.
bytecaster: Soup! Soup! Soup!
KodeMage: 3 points!
SimWOT: gg
TehAmelie: woo
Scarbble: goat there!
Flamennight: Wooo JACOB
GredGredmansson: THING HAS BEEN DONE
Mr_Horrible:
Abavus:
gsyhiap:
He did the thing! 
CodeIndigo: button
maywecomein: holy crap amazing
Scarbble: hit the button!
PaulStefko: whoo! Jacob!
Sorator13: nelly, play the music!
Jethrain: @GredGredmansson travel's reduced by 3
OptimusPong: THATSA A WIN
Flyingdelorion: Nice Jacob!
Moansters:
PorpoisesUnknown: NICE JOB!!!
KaleidoscopeMind: Time for SOUP!
TXC2: HUG THIS MAN!
cyrix240: SOUP
Lord_Hosk: Jacob is a Maniac
RangerAlpha7: Wheeler made lab man look so easy man
Tom_Bruise: Get this man a soup!
silenceaux: It's like finding lethal except nobody died?
radioshackraider: Jacob just won in the best way possible.Well done
ProcyonFlynn:
Alternate Win-Cons are a hell of a thing. Congrats
Scarbble: SOUP TIME!
cyrix240: GET THIS MAN HIS SOUP
sourandsublimes: Woooooo lab man
Aarek: Soup this man!
Travilogue: Jacob wins, but at What Cost?!?!
salamisuperstar: Did Wheeler build his deck? lol
LidofLoathing: now, a nice relaxing soup
Mr_Horrible: you're so powerful, Jacob, respect
Marvoleath: Magic is a hard game even without alternative win conditions
GredGredmansson: @Jethrain travel costs 5UU, and is reduced by 3, so it costs 2UU
Pinwiz11: @Travilogue The cost is soup!
KodeMage: jacob needs after care
bytecaster: Everybody is happy when they win with Labman
Greyah: Jacob was cooking. Sadly, it's his brain that's now what's cooked.
tryllebanjo: GG
Justherefortherewards:
I'd be HAPPY to lose this way
Mr_Horrible:
we're all here to do weird crap
Jethrain: @GredGredmansson yeah, there's 10 lands on the board (incl eden) and 9 mana worth of costs
iPsyop: winning with labman in LIMITED is hard lol..
TheDevil_Risen:
there's an entire deck that does that
Moansters: That was a really fun game!
Khalstrom: Not even combo, just the old fashioned way
Dunnston: Awww Jacob, don't be sorry to win. you did great.
Flyingdelorion: Jacob favourite for the next Pro tour!
BrowneePointz: showboating bad
Wiliart: Dark confidant an Lab Man, Jacob has some achievements a lot of magic players don't.
BrowneePointz: celebrating good
TheDevil_Risen: [20 wyas to win]
PorpoisesUnknown: Lab man is a fair win-con. your opponent never feels bad for a lab man
GredGredmansson: @Jethrain ok why did i think there was only 9
Gekyouryuu: Oh, wow. Unrelated, I just passed a car whose license plate started with LRR
PorpoisesUnknown: LMAO
GhostValv: ha
bytecaster: If you had milled out Graham, that would be a different story /s
Flyingdelorion: Jacob, own your victory! Make a dance, sing a song!
TheDevil_Risen: boostie time!
Jethrain: you'd just need to do eden's ability in response while travel was already on the stack, so that its cost reduction worked
realbadatthis_: Nelly beats Jacob, Graham beats Nelly, Jacob beats Graham. By the transitive property, I think Jacob is undefeated.
Dunnston: @Gekyouryuu I wonder if it's a coincidence or if they also watch. Also I hope you're not driving.
Sorator13: (btw my comments about "just screenshots" were definitely meant to be tongue-in-cheek; this set is amazing and I love the art)
Veraphage: 👀
salamisuperstar: Lab man. Shake my hand. SHAKE MY HAND
TheDevil_Risen: everyone gets a PACK!
PorpoisesUnknown: the rock paper scissors
TXC2: the full rock paper scicors
silent_sol: come on, second Lab Maniac for jacob
noSmokeFire: perfectly symmetrical violence
cyrix240: everybody wins~!
KodeMage: Isle of Man flag
Sorator13: jeez Cam
Marvoleath: points update
Diabore: cam absolutely crushing it
Derekwillis: So it was a rock paper scissors stream?
beowuuf: for anyone tuning in for regular lrr just now, you have a fun vod to watch
LibraryWitchKei: Poor Squall, so full of ramen
Justherefortherewards: Has everyone played the same amount of games?
Khalahd: Next it's Sealed Archenemy league vs Cameron
Tom_Bruise: @realbadatthis_ Aren't Graham and Nelson then not also undefeated? Do all three exist in the bizarre quantum-state undefeat?
beowuuf: bens haven't?
TXC2: Justherefortherewards no, the Vegas crew miss some of their games this week
coriolis_storm: Cameron just killing it, awesome for him
rabbitgta: Cameron's pool might be juicing, has anyone checked?
Gekyouryuu: Ceelo to determine who picks first
PorpoisesUnknown: so kinda like hockey rules? You get a point for "OT" ot being the 3rd game
Marvoleath: @rabbitgta "I want a cup of that pool's piss!"
rabbitgta:
Lord_Hosk: Everyone wants a Lab maniac
LRRbot: Gysahl Greens [1G] | Sorcery | Create a 2/2 green Bird creature token with "Whenever a land you control enters, this token gets +1/+0 until end of turn." / Flashback {6}{G}
Sorator13:
LRRbot: Magic Damper [U] | Instant | Target creature you control gets +1/+1 and gains hexproof until end of turn. Untap it.
LRRbot: Cloudbound Moogle [3WW] | Creature — Moogle [2/3] | Flying / When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. / Plainscycling {2}
LRRbot: Summon: G.F. Ifrit [2R] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Demon [3/2] | I, II — You may discard a card. If you do, draw a card. / III, IV — Add {R}.
LRRbot: Ahriman [2B] | Creature — Eye Horror [2/2] | Flying, deathtouch / {3}, Sacrifice another creature or artifact: Draw a card.
BrowneePointz: Nelly I would sell part of my Soul for a Warcraft x MTG set
17cupsofcoffee: cloud, bound moogle
Justherefortherewards: Magic damper might be great to board in if necessary
LRRbot: Magic Pot [3] | Artifact Creature — Goblin Construct [1/4] | When this creature dies, create a Treasure token. / {2}, {T}: Exile target card from a graveyard.
Mangledpixel: why did Cloud bind a Moogle?
PorpoisesUnknown: Evil laugh Graham?
LRRbot: Cactuar [G] | Creature — Plant [3/3] | Trample / At the beginning of your end step, if this creature didn't enter the battlefield this turn, return it to its owner's hand.
Juliamon: I def didn't read that as Magic Dumper
realbadatthis_: @Tom_Bruise layers doesn't come up often enough for me to learn them, but I think "timing" of Jacob's win counts for something here.
Snowwraith: Better with Fire Crystal
LRRbot: Garnet, Princess of Alexandria [GW] | Legendary Creature — Human Noble Cleric [2/2] | Lifelink / Whenever Garnet attacks, you may remove a lore counter from each of any number of Sagas you control. Put a +1/+1 counter on Garnet for each lore counter removed this way.
LRRbot: Relentless X-ATM092 [6] | Artifact Creature — Robot Spider [6/5] | This creature can't be blocked except by three or more creatures. / {8}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped with a finality counter on it.
silent_sol: its just 1 man 3/3, thats good enough sometimes
LRRbot: Sidequest: Catch a Fish [2W] (back: Cooking Campsite) | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, look at the top card of your library. If it's an artifact or creature card, you may reveal it and put it into your hand. If you put a card into your hand this way, create a Food token and transform this enchantment.
Sorator13: I feel like you need to give Cactuar haste, and then it's pretty good?
LRRbot: Summon: G.F. Cerberus [2RR] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Dog [3/3] | I — Surveil 1. / II — Double — When you next cast an instant or sorcery spell this turn, copy it. You may choose new targets for the copy. / III — Triple — When you next cast an instant or sorcery spell this turn, copy it twice. You may choose new targets for the copies.
bytecaster: Grixis?
g0blinslide: I thought it would be okay in aggro, but the cactuar is like 45% winrate, so I guess it's bad 😞
TheDevil_Risen: beeg awooo
Tom_Bruise: @realbadatthis_ Imean, at the end of the day, they're all winners 'cuz they're friends who had a good time together and nothing else really matters, but this science is confounding
WiJohn: But what if three ambush?
silenceaux: Love to see Triple
LRRbot: Rabanastre, Royal City | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {R} or {W}.
LRRbot: Relm's Sketching [2UU] | Sorcery | Create a token that's a copy of target artifact, creature, or land.
bytecaster: The Hedgehog?
Shadowsoflife: Me?
LRRbot: Cryptic Command [1UUU] | Instant | Choose two — / • Counter target spell. / • Return target permanent to its owner's hand. / • Tap all creatures your opponents control. / • Draw a card.
PorpoisesUnknown: YES!!!
GhostValv: D:
TXC2: good lord
realbadatthis_: @Tom_Bruise fair
tryllebanjo:
Sorator13: OMG
BrowneePointz: HAHAHA
TheDevil_Risen: nice card
PorpoisesUnknown: evil laugh WARRANTED
Luminaire_p: Wow
BrowneePointz: I actually cackled
salamisuperstar: Da fuk? That's on the sheet?
tryllebanjo:
Aarek: HEHEHE
Carlioo: NICE
Marvoleath:
at least it's not textless
Justherefortherewards: Cryptic command + Shiva?
Sorator13: man, imagine that with Cerberus
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BrowneePointz: and it's the crystal tower from 14 yea?
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, Bahamutwize! (Today's storm count: 19)
bytecaster: There is always more cards on that bonus sheet
salamisuperstar: The FF bonus sheet is wild
LRRbot: Aerith Rescue Mission [3W] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Take the Elevator — Create three 1/1 colorless Hero creature tokens. / • Take 59 Flights of Stairs — Tap up to three target creatures. Put a stun counter on one of them.
TXC2:
Cyrptic, the OG Questing beast
silent_sol: cryptic command and black god in the same deck is rly funny
Dunnston: {insert evil cackling}
LRRbot: Blazing Bomb [R] | Creature — Elemental [1/1] | Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, if at least four mana was spent to cast it, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. / Blow Up — {T}, Sacrifice this creature: It deals damage equal to its power to target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.
Justherefortherewards: Taping your opponents entire board and then drawing a card for each tapped creature
LRRbot: Fight On! [2B] | Instant | Return up to two target creature cards from your graveyard to your hand.
Sorator13: @BrowneePointz pretty sure, aye
Marvoleath: I'd love to see Wheeler get blown out by the command
LRRbot: Gysahl Greens [1G] | Sorcery | Create a 2/2 green Bird creature token with "Whenever a land you control enters, this token gets +1/+0 until end of turn." / Flashback {6}{G}
LRRbot: Cloudbound Moogle [3WW] | Creature — Moogle [2/3] | Flying / When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. / Plainscycling {2}
KodeMage: jacob needs one too, get lab man bac
LRRbot: Magic Damper [U] | Instant | Target creature you control gets +1/+1 and gains hexproof until end of turn. Untap it.
Dunnston: "Magic dumper"
Tom_Bruise: Magic Dumper?
LRRbot: Instant Ramen [2] | Artifact — Food | Flash / When this artifact enters, draw a card. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.
bytecaster: Magic Dumpy
PorpoisesUnknown: lmfao
Marvoleath: !card very cryptic command
LRRbot: Very Cryptic Command [1UUU] | Instant | Choose two — / • Switch target creature's power and toughness until end of turn. / • Target creature can't be blocked this turn. / • Draw a card. If that card's art is by Wayne England, you may reveal it and draw another card. / • Assemble a Contraption.
17cupsofcoffee: magic dumper, aka zenos yae galvus
LRRbot: Thief's Knife [2U] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +1/+1, has "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card," and is a Rogue in addition to its other types. / Equip {4}
BrowneePointz:
she's got a...Magic Dumper
CodeIndigo: category 5 magic dumper
LRRbot: Torgal, A Fine Hound [1G] | Legendary Creature — Wolf [2/2] | Whenever you cast your first Human creature spell each turn, that creature enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it for each Dog and/or Wolf you control. / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
LRRbot: Ambrosia Whiteheart [1W] | Legendary Creature — Bird [2/2] | Flash / When Ambrosia Whiteheart enters, you may return another permanent you control to its owner's hand. / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, Ambrosia Whiteheart gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
Marvoleath: a fine hound
Jturbobanana: M. Dumpy makes me sad there's no nicknames episode of TTC any more
LRRbot: Summon: Anima [4BB] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Horror [4/4] | I, II, III — Pain — You draw a card and you lose 1 life. / IV — Oblivion — Each opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice and loses 3 life. / Menace
LRRbot: Sazh Katzroy [3G] | Legendary Creature — Human Pilot [3/3] | When Sazh Katzroy enters, you may search your library for a Bird or basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / Whenever Sazh Katzroy attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature, then double the number of +1/+1 counters on that creature.
Sorator13: Woah
Sorator13: that is Gorgeous
RatherLargeToad: “My wounds boy!”
bytecaster: Just ignore the word bird
silent_sol: Sazh can tutor for Nadu
Justherefortherewards: if Sazh survives a single turn, it gets out of control fast
RangerAlpha7: yeah it seems ok and then it taps and attacks for like 15
Dunnston: @17cupsofcoffee "A test of your reflexes!"
Shadowsoflife: I have hm in a jump in deck
Khalahd: Civic Birdfinder
KodeMage: don't ignore it at all, he has the bird
Tom_Bruise: it also attacks as a 5/5, and then as a 9/9
Marvoleath: and it can grow itself
TXC2: minium, he attacks as a 5/5
Sorator13:
I was gonna say, I don't think you do want to ignore the word bird
LRRbot: You're Not Alone [W] | Instant | Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. If you control three or more creatures, it gets +4/+4 until end of turn instead.
LRRbot: Light of Judgment [4R] | Instant | Light of Judgment deals 6 damage to target creature. Destroy up to one Equipment attached to that creature.
LRRbot: Sephiroth's Intervention [3B] | Instant | Destroy target creature. You gain 2 life.
Luminaire_p: @BrowneePointz It's the FF3 Crystal Tower according to the card
LRRbot: Gigantoad [3G] | Creature — Frog [4/4] | As long as you control seven or more lands, this creature gets +2/+2.
Sorator13: nice!
LRRbot: Rook Turret [3U] | Artifact Creature — Construct [3/3] | Flying / Whenever another artifact you control enters, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.
LRRbot: Monk's Fist [2] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and is a Monk in addition to its other types. / Equip {2}
LRRbot: Gran Pulse Ochu [G] | Creature — Plant Beast [1/1] | Deathtouch / {8}: Until end of turn, this creature gets +1/+1 for each permanent card in your graveyard.
Abavus:
LRRbot: Lightning Bolt [R] | Instant | Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
RatherLargeToad:
that’s a big toad
radioshackraider: Jacob with the Thousand Foot Krutch reference
LRRbot: Dark Knight's Greatsword [2B] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +3/+0 and is a Knight in addition to its other types. / Chaosbringer — Equip—Pay 3 life. Activate only once each turn.
LRRbot: Quina, Qu Gourmet [2G] | Legendary Creature — Qu [2/3] | If one or more tokens would be created under your control, those tokens plus a 1/1 green Frog creature token are created instead. / {2}, Sacrifice a Frog: Put a +1/+1 counter on Quina.
LRRbot: Rufus Shinra [1WB] | Legendary Creature — Human Noble [2/4] | Whenever Rufus Shinra attacks, if you don't control a creature named Darkstar, create Darkstar, a legendary 2/2 white and black Dog creature token.
KaleidoscopeMind: fromnom
LRRbot: Ninja's Blades [2B] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +1/+1, is a Ninja in addition to its other types, and has "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card, then discard a card. That player loses life equal to the discarded card's mana value." / Mutsunokami — Equip {2}
Justherefortherewards: plenty of black in that pack at least
bytecaster: It bobs the opponent, Jacob has to play it
BrowneePointz: it's good for 3
Dunnston: This seems good with your deck, Jacob
Marvoleath: it bobs very wrong
Carlioo: Reverse bob, kinda
LRRbot: Magitek Infantry [W] | Artifact Creature — Robot Soldier [1/1] | This creature gets +1/+0 as long as you control another artifact. / {2}{W}: Search your library for a card named Magitek Infantry, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
silent_sol: Discard Explore the overworld
LRRbot: Mountain | Basic Land — Mountain |
Dunnston: Gives you a free body too
TheDevil_Risen: nice packs all around
RatherLargeToad: Mt Ordeals!
Justherefortherewards: I don't know that they said *good*, maybe 'the best you have'
Dunnston: The card that comes in and let you use other's removal works well, yeah
beowuuf:
Sorator13: It's a very cool deck
TXC2: !cardkingdom
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Flyingdelorion: Jacob, you were great!
PaulStefko: I love watching Jacob’s Magic journey.
TXC2: !patreon
PorpoisesUnknown: great stream!
Moansters: Thanks for the great stream!
TXC2: !dragonshield
PorpoisesUnknown: Thank you LRR team!
Dunnston:
Love this format!
TheDevil_Risen: wooo!
GoblinPieromancer: this league has been super fun so far. thanks for the stream!
Tom_Bruise: Toodles
TheDevil_Risen: thanks everyone!
Marvoleath: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Join Adam, Beej, and the voice of Paul for an evening of adventures and reading. Game: Choose Your Own Adventure) at Thu 05:00 PM PDT (2:50 from now).
TXC2: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Join Adam, Beej, and the voice of Paul for an evening of adventures and reading. Game: Choose Your Own Adventure) at Thu 05:00 PM PDT (2:50 from now).
beowuuf:
TheDevil_Risen: LETS GO
Tom_Bruise: oh hell yeah
TheDevil_Risen: im so excited for this coming back
Scy_Anide:
TheDevil_Risen: i've been missing my VtM and Kathleen DnD
PorpoisesUnknown: lol
aitsu100: paul playing Homer in Hades
beowuuf: aww
aitsu100: the video game
BrowneePointz: Does Nelly start his journey on new characters!?
CodeIndigo: no checkpoint this week?
bytecaster: 1) Get wall thrown 2) Get anti aired 3) Get drive impacted
beowuuf:
it had the same tree structure
Mai_Andra: Oki Oki *is* the family vacation.
TXC2: CodeIndigo there is, it's just coming out later
aitsu100: late night Checkpoint
CodeIndigo: yay checkpoint
bytecaster: But what if more news happens?
beowuuf: spoilers - likely G and beej then?
Juliamon: News has been pretty wild this past week
Gekyouryuu: Instead of an hour ago it's a now-er ago
CodeIndigo: @Juliamon and in game news too
silent_sol: Wheeler sephiroth impression still running wild in my head
CodeIndigo: i no longer wish to live in interesting times
TheDevil_Risen:
their a decent pair of decks i've jammed mine
RayFK: uh ohhhhhh, juicyyyyyy
TXC2: Spliction!
aitsu100: many good ideas in that game
Tom_Bruise: the Ice Kitting?
RatherLargeToad: and captchas
Flyingdelorion: What a cliffhanger!
TXC2:
no c-130 has ever landed
v_nome: Single use dropships
beowuuf: cool
GhostValv:
InTheHouseOfHavok subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 38 months!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, InTheHouseOfHavok! (Today's storm count: 20)
Marvoleath: game with rhythmic elements
realbadatthis_: those would be landships not dropships
Marvoleath: !schedule
TXC2: nice
GhostValv: o7
Flyingdelorion:
Goodbye!
TXC2: !discord
LRRbot:
LRR has an official Discord server! And you don't even need to be subbed or anything! You can join here: https://discord.gg/lrr
Dunnston:
Thank you!
TXC2: !contact
LRRbot:
ALL of LRR's active and official points of contact can be found on the Master Contact List: https://lrr.cc/contact
realbadatthis_: don't stick around!
TheDevil_Risen: Baii see you later!
ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Join Adam, Beej, and the voice of Paul for an evening of adventures and reading. Game: Choose Your Own Adventure) at Thu 05:00 PM PDT (2:43 from now).
ContingentCat: !yay
LRRbot: Yaaaaaaaay...
ContingentCat: lol I love that these dumb commands never get removed
Sorator13: !y
LRRbot: HONK!
TheBattleOfHastings subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 54 months!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, TheBattleOfHastings! (Today's storm count: 21)
gsyhiap: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a little bit of squid love
beowuuf: !gant
LRRbot: Controls are locked for the next 6000 seconds.
TXC2: Goodnight everybody
beowuuf: night txc2!
Oghara: !schedule
beowuuf: wait, stream is still going?
Jundinator: Uhhhh
Jundinator: !badadvice
Jundinator: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: nothing
Jundinator: !gant
LRRbot: GANT GANT
KaleidoscopeMind: i assume they ran over to do checkpoint and forgor
Jundinator: !y
LRRbot: HONK!
Jundinator: Time for fun with bot
beowuuf:
understandable and likely
Jundinator: !yay
LRRbot: Yaaaaaaaay...
Jundinator: !advice
Juliamon: yeah, not getting a response from Paul on slack
Jundinator: !giveadvice
Juliamon: sub-only
ProcyonFlynn: !vaselineorbarcode
LRRbot: Barcode!
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LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, Jundinator! (Today's storm count: 22)
LoadingReadyRun:
beowuuf: o7
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