Dice Friends || Lone Wolf Book 1 - Flight from the Dark

 xantos69: Hello chat!
 beowuuf: 
 PharaohBender27: 
 CastleOtranto: Howdy-ho, chatareenos!
 beowuuf: o/
 BigDaddyBland87: Ready for CYOA goodness!
 jamesk902: Hi there! It's Matariki (Maori New Year) in New Zealand, so I get to watch live for once.
 beowuuf: happy new year!
 beowuuf: i have the day off tomorrow and it's a hot as balls in the uk, so live cyoa it is 
 RockPusher: !search for treasure
  LRRbot: You find: a Heroic Brew!
 RockPusher chugs the heroic brew 
 accountmadeforants:  So, you have chosen your own adventure...
 jamesk902: And you took home all the winnings, because who's going to argue?
 beowuuf: laumspur or graveweed, time to find out!
 Blip2004: I actually started rewatching these so I'm happy they are doing another
SnackPak_: *starts pounding the table* Dice Friends! Dice Friends!
 RockPusher: 
 beowuuf: more like nice friends... amirite?
 PharaohBender27: @beowuuf But can't they be dice AND nice? 
 PharaohBender27: Sadly will only be able to watch the first hour
 RockPusher: You: "I'm gonna choose my own adventure!" The Universe: "lol, lmao"
 beowuuf: @PharaohBender27 i don't want to dice nor slice my nice friends 
 lamina5432: evening chat
 PharaohBender27: @beowuuf I said dice as a noun, not a verb!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I am very excited for the return of this style of dice friends
 beowuuf: @PharaohBender27 oh, yes, they can be dice shaped and nice... liek the modron in D&D 
 Nigouki: !fart
  LRRbot: The pant poof!
 PharaohBender27: !quote Adam
  LRRbot: Quote #8601: "Brother, I'm not here to think." —Adam [2023-07-21]
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That is a very Adam quote
 lamina5432: he's here to read
 Nigouki: ooooooooh title change
 beowuuf: woohoo title change
 jamesk902: ooh, Lone Wolf.
 accountmadeforants: !quote Paul
  LRRbot: Quote #2101: "Yay! We found gold in the graveyard! In the form of somebody's teeth!" —Paul [2016-03-14]
 beowuuf: wonder which FFTD he's reading - original or updated
 TheMerricat: Please do not dice and julienne your friends.
 accountmadeforants: !quote Beej
  LRRbot: Quote #5375: "I'm coming around on breasts." —Beej [2018-10-06]
letsbelgo: https://www.amazon.com/Flight-Dark-Lone-Wolf-Dever/dp/0425084361
letsbelgo: look at that art
 accountmadeforants: Alright, so we've set the scene for the story
 PharaohBender27: @TheMerricat Everyone is minsinterpreting my post! 
SnackPak_: and that is a very  Beej quote
 TheMerricat: 
 LostThePirate: Ok, all of those quotes are VERY on-brand to who said them, haha
 RockPusher: Mandolin Friends?
 accountmadeforants: @letsbelgo Oh hell yeah, that's something 10 y/o me would've snapped up from the library
 RealGamerCow: !next
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 Nigouki: That sure is an Otaku Geoff-looking character on the book cover
 RockPusher:   
 BigDaddyBland87:    
 Marvoleath: !box
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 beowuuf: https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=flight+from+the+dark+uk+cover&id=36E7B62BBA0051A0F077E019BD9DC305C2074EFF&FORM=IQFRBA
Riandisa: Yay!
 GasCityGaming:   
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Nigouki I am positive that may or may not be why that book has been chosen
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 PharaohBender27:  !
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Let's gooooooooooo
 beowuuf:    
 LostThePirate:   
 Earthenone: bedtime story hype!
 beowuuf: beaver books original UK cover for me 
 Orxolon: yeeeeyyyyy
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 beowuuf: @Nigouki OtAki Amaz
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lochnessseammonster: yay storybook time 
 PharaohBender27: Think I know what this track was used for
 Molladia: Is Beej here for commentary for this CYOA
 beowuuf: this sounds so gunpoint 
 accountmadeforants: @beowuuf Dark Otaku Jeff vs. Light Otaku Jeff
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 catcard: wheeeee I'm so excited for this!!
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Molladia Yup, it's Adam, Beej with Paul on tech
 neisan2112: Oh I just finished the Last stream and saw this was coming up, so glad I'm not late
 beowuuf: @accountmadeforants at a -3 combat ration fighting with dueling swords
 beowuuf: @Molladia allegedly in the studio, yup
 RelwinEJ: Is Beej going to fall asleep during this one?
 Molladia: What a glorious combo
 nevyn666: lone wolf of Lone Wolf and Cub fame?
 Marvoleath: @accountmadeforants plot twist - both Jeffs are pronounced differently and neither is just as you would expect
 RelwinEJ: The OG Paul and Adam ones were choice
MungoDude: are Lone Wolf the books where instead of rolling a die, you blindly stab at a grid of numbers with your pencil?
 IbunWest: I do like the chill music before what is inevitably going to be some absolute bullshit
 LurkerSpine: 100
 CastleOtranto: This music makes me feel like I'm in the lobby of LRR's secret club.
 beowuuf: @nevyn666 nope, different lone wolf
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Marvoleath Dark Otaku Jeff is Otaku Yheeff
 GrassVortex: @CastleOtranto 
 betweenmyself: Now I may not be an *expert* at choosing my own adventures, but whenever I come across an option to consume any sort of object, I take it! 
 nevyn666: @beowuuf welll. im sure itll be fun regardless.
 beowuuf: @MungoDude yup   "blindly"  ooh, 0 again, what are the chances?
Balugo: oh man, I’m going to have to make sure I catch the VOD of this one, Lone Wolf was one of my favorites growing up
 accountmadeforants: @Thefluffiestguineapig Light Otaku Jeff has Jeff pronounced normally but Light is pronounced like Ligma.
 Molladia: I so rarely attend live, but Adam back to doing this was a MUST
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 A_Dub888: @balugo did you die trying to shoulder a door?
 beowuuf: I may or may not have a shelf full of new releases od Lone Wolf in my view right now.... <.<
 public_key_reveal_party: Woo made it just in time!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I feel like with this music we are sidling up to the bar to try to meet a contact in a hard boiled detective novel
 PharaohBender27: Well that title didn't age well (apologies to Bradley)
 Electrodyne: I am ready for the RPG time
 definenull: its time!
 beowuuf: @A_Dub888 lone wolf is so hardcore you can be like a level 25 character and actually lose and actual fight with a door... for realsies
 Kramburger: Catching a bus home after dropping off the car for a service, refused to miss a second of this
 trialbystory: This will be a nice palette cleanser after the Club World Cup match that just ended
 RelwinEJ: @Kramburger Heck yeah Kram
 gibbousm: I cant believe they found more books
DideRobot: LRR: Time for Dice Friends! Adam is taking on Lone Wolf Book 1 - Flight from the Dark! https://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun (has image) | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/114712773144484208
 Molladia: @Kramburger I hope you have headphones and arent forcing the sound on others
 Nigouki: hyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyype
 beowuuf: cool, adam has pencils and won't need to deduct -4 from Cs
 Kramburger: I've genuinely considered making a fighting fantasy book just so we'd have more of these
 Marvoleath Read to me, daddy. 
 DeM0nFiRe: That's us!
 SnackPak_: thats us
 PharaohBender27: 
 definenull: hello!
 BusTed: Hello!
 lamina5432: spit take time
 accountmadeforants: Yeaaaaa, that's us!
 itira:   
 shendaras: 
lochnessseammonster: hey 
 A_Dub888: eh, I’ve been called worse
 beowuuf: hey adam! hey beej! hey paul who hadn't insulted nor laughed at us 
ghyllnox: Gottim!
letsbelgo: I love garbage!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hello!!
 Tom_Bruise: Why thank you, I am in fact stinky
 dougma: weeeeerrre baaaaaaaaack!!!!
 terribleplan: Who's getting shot tonight?
 RockPusher: \  / 
lochnessseammonster:  
 accountmadeforants: 
 Styxseus: Yeeess!
 RelwinEJ: Beej in person for this is cheating
 RealGamerCow: Beej is not used to the traditional Adam greeting
 spethycakes: The first adventure I choose tonight is this one!
 Winterfae: Yesssssss!
 catcard: I'm overjoyed to be here.
skintbint: so excited for this
 Jennie_Fuchsia:   
 RockPusher:   
MungoDude: get ye lamp
 beowuuf: the world is called magnmund... that's like.... everywhere really 
lochnessseammonster: 
letsbelgo: Aw they have the bad new art cover
 RockPusher: So… Cameron?
 Jillexie: Lone Wolf!
 Marvoleath: !patreon
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 iris_of_ether: Love your shirt, Beej 
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 Pseudonym_Ken:  
 RealGamerCow: Oh no I had a horrible thought that there's going to be a glut of AI choose your own adventure books.
 PharaohBender27: 
 itira: 
 RockPusher: 
lochnessseammonster: 
 YFiddler: 
 public_key_reveal_party: So many options
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Send in more books to mail time?
 RockPusher: !quote beej
  LRRbot: Quote #5227: "We got milkshake orb'ed!" —Beej [2018-08-03]
 VrolikSyndrome: Mail a check!
 accountmadeforants: Don't worry, Google knows where to find your bed mattress
 VrolikSyndrome: (don't do this)
 Marvoleath: !youtube
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 Nigouki: just mail Beej stacks of cash
 Kramburger: Such follow
 beowuuf: i just eat the money, it's more straightorward
KV1NN4: Lost trakc fo time but omg I have been looking forward ot this since i saw it on the calendar!
 calculated_uncertainties: 1 100 1 1
Bearudite: mail them a crate of pennies
 Marvoleath: Go to Vegas, give a $5 to Wheeler
ghyllnox: If your bank account is your mattress, stop by the merch booth at a con sometime!
 vinewood_og: Like I'd ever trust BIG MATRESS!
 saucemaster5000: yay
 Travilogue: That's a good shirt Beej
 beowuuf: woop woop
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Absolutely
 IbunWest: beej is divorcing us?
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 saucemaster5000: yay
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KV1NN4: So excited!
 beowuuf: lone wolf is epic one long story
Omnipotrevor: This ain't no fairy mound
skintbint: im sure the vibe is the same hahaha
fredericosuave: I'm so stoked for this
 itira: gaaasp
 SnackPak_: hell yeah
 beowuuf: there's five TO START
 LostThePirate: 
rustywir3s: there's soooo many
 Pseudonym_Ken: Wow, 5?
 Kramburger: Awoooo and so on
 beowuuf: this is like first tier of the story
 Mr_Horrible: A storied history
 PharaohBender27: I also can't help but notice Beej has a LAPTOP
 definenull: that writer had a LOT of time in the lighthouse
 Pseudonym_Ken: Wait, 20?!?
 A_Dub888: @VrolikSyndrome so I /shouldn’t/ send them a giant novelty checkmark?
 Jillexie: There are 12 in the main series
Ignatiuspants: yay! return of Dice Friends!!
 itira:  
 GasCityGaming: I'll be good!
 Orxolon: ok
 Mr_Horrible: you know I can't promise that, Savidan
 LostThePirate: I'll be good
 Kramburger: WELP
 SnackPak_: welp
 spethycakes: I cannot promise goodness
 terribleplan: What's up ALPHAS?
 beowuuf: book 1 might feel simple, book 2 is pretty epic
 Jillexie: THen more with another character
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skintbint: ive been very good, ive eaten all of my peas and everything
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 IbunWest: no shot
Bearudite: gonna need to preban saucemaster
 Pseudonym_Ken: Well crap
rogerivany: Oh well.  It was a good run.
 shendaras: 
lochnessseammonster: i could never 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Welp, who's getting pre-banned
 PharaohBender27: Please film the fire if it comes to that
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ghyllnox: Well, I'm looking forward to this single book!
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 beowuuf: eh, combat shmombat
 beowuuf: just win
 RockPusher: The dark is pretty fast, I don't like our chances
 xantos69: Well Adam, we are absolutely going to make you mad.  Sorry.  Can you do the books anyway?
 RelwinEJ: Adam's mouth writing checks again...
 gibbousm: I seem to recall rumors about how you can screw up the end game from mistakes all the way back in book 1
 Mr_Horrible: @Bearudite ace somehow tanks the ban
 Kramburger: Session zero let's go
 ghizmou: when was the first one published, so we can situate ourselves culturally
imreallybored1991: low forward Drive rush
Omnipotrevor: Does the building code, or your insurance, cover open fires?
Bearudite: @Mr_Horrible truuuuu
 Nigouki: we Ctrl+Z around here
 jamesk902: In the finest tradition of game books.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @ghizmou Good call, let me check hang on
lochnessseammonster: 
 Jillexie: Lone Wolf deaths are a bit less random then FIghting Fantasy
thecgul: 198 please take me bits, so glad to have this back
  Sarah_Serinde: oh no I'm late for Dice Friends, hi chat
 beowuuf: someone did a novelisation of this, and had Lone Wolf die and a demi-god bring them back so, you know, it's in demi-canon 
 accountmadeforants: Otaku Jeff *always* canonically has control over time, but only when he's having a bad time.
 RockPusher: Hi Sarah_Serinde
rustywir3s: never bring a demon to a gun fight
  Sarah_Serinde: RockPusher 
 Orxolon: a wizard did it
 Kramburger: The hand of God detonates a nuke
  Juliamon: Barely late, they haven't started the book yet
Omnipotrevor: You should just have a pair of loaded dice you pull out
 Mr_Horrible: Otaku Jeff, the more relatable version of the prince from Sands of Time
  Sarah_Serinde: I noticed 
 Pseudonym_Ken: Hell yeah, Bard-taku Geoff
DoodlestheGreat: "I cast... BAZOOKA!"
 beowuuf: @Sarah_Serinde  barely started, just pimped the channel and insulted chat 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @ghizmou 1984
 Marvoleath roll to seduce the demon
 RockPusher: Otaku Jeff just starts blasting
 CouldntPickAUsername: *brought popcorn*
  Sarah_Serinde: @beowuuf Ah, business as usual
 CouldntPickAUsername: *rolls to eat popcorn*
 PharaohBender27: @Sarah_Serinde Not that late!  Mostly housekeeping and house rules
 JessieImproved: Otaku Jeff's a lover not a fighter
 RealGamerCow: Otaku Jeff would 100% use time powers to avoid hassle and nothing more
 beowuuf: The first thing anyone ever said to me about Lone Wolf was "Pick Sixth Sense" 
 A_Dub888: @Marvoleath Nat 1…. uh oh
  Sarah_Serinde: thanks chat 
skintbint: what does otaku mean?
 RockPusher: Thinking level: 0
 accountmadeforants: Everyone has a job this time!
 Mr_Horrible: Beej, Keeper of Records
MungoDude: ah ok, Beej is Captain Savestate
 RelwinEJ: Adam Map forever banished
 realbadatthis_: oh hell yeah
  Sarah_Serinde:  
 gibbousm: praise Joe Dever
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh hell yeah Paul 
 definenull: heck yeah
 SnackPak_: rad
 beowuuf: Project Aon was an amazing thing that happened in 2000
 Mr_Horrible: hell yeah we love archiving
 GrassVortex: ooooh, nice
 beowuuf: nope, 100% official
 Pseudonym_Ken: Oh, wow, that's super cool
 Kramburger: "legally"
 PharaohBender27: @skintbint It's shorthand for "weeb" - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otaku
 BusTed: Eeeyy
 definenull: (the millenium was 25 years ago)
skintbint: @PharaohBender27 ah thankyou
 Kramburger: Otakai Geoff
 Mr_Horrible: hey, good on 'em!
 DeM0nFiRe: Dang cool
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Damn that makes me like him way more
  Sarah_Serinde: hell yeah
 accountmadeforants: Ky? I'd better see some Stun Dippers, Adam
 itira: @Kramburger very good
lochnessseammonster: 
 RelwinEJ: Good people tend to make good things
 accountmadeforants: And also that's rad af
 Nigouki: what a long way to say "fuck corporate copyright practices"
 Kramburger: @definenull you shut your mouth
 beowuuf: All the new books basically have bonus adventures, etc to encourage you to buy the paperback one,s but the core books as originally made are all out there fore free., Project Aon is amazing
  Sarah_Serinde: wouldn't be the first time
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !heychat
  LRRbot: Please ONLY offer advice when the streamer uses the phrase "Hey, chat...". Let them try to learn the game on their own, even if it means they miss a thing or two.
 xantos69: Simply never listen to chat.
 Jillexie: It's also good because some of the later books are nearly impossible to get
 Veshnikard: Chat doesn't read
 DeM0nFiRe: Chat be cool!
 beowuuf: Do the opposiute of chat
 RockPusher: Adam ask chat?
 PharaohBender27: 
 BusTed: obv
iarethel0ser: Always never trust chat.
 foopoiuyt: Wait, why would chat do that?
lochnessseammonster: why would i read when someone can read to me?
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Mr_Horrible: if he needs our opinion he's in TROUBLE
 KaleidoscopeMind: chat can't read
atlr: hah
Bearudite: TRUUUU
  Sarah_Serinde: !chat
  LRRbot: Chat? At this time of year?
 A_Dub888: define: “the right thing to do”
MungoDude: always never pay attention to chat
 accountmadeforants: Beej, you think we can *read*?
 itira: im here to be entertained. not to HELP
 GrassVortex: 
 SnackPak_: go left! 
 RockPusher: 
 beowuuf: look, i'm a superfan of lone wolf, you NEED to ignore me
 jamesk902: What kind of moron would ask us for help?
 RelwinEJ: Beej unfamiliar with Adam chat
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 e_bloc: I trust us to be wrong no matter what
 dougma: Adam will ask, but will NOT go with the chat option
 Rumiir_the_Dragon: why would chat tell the right way?
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Veshnikard: I watch Adam read so I don't have to
 Orxolon: xD
 vinewood_og: Bet!
lochnessseammonster: we love coinflips here
 Pseudonym_Ken:  
 RealGamerCow:  
 Thefluffiestguineapig: We have vaseline and barcode for that
 RockPusher: Adam like a roomba stuck in a narrow hallway
 A_Dub888: @lochnessseammonster #mysteryboxlife
 Mr_Horrible: strictly speaking, employment is also a choose-your-own-adventure 
 LurkerSpine:  
 betweenmyself: as someone with a 100% CYOA death rating, I will be offering zero suggestions 
 Simonark: Adam Savidan's Plan To Get Out Of A Famously Binding Non-Compete Clause comes to a head tonight, folks
 RealGamerCow: Better than a self assessment
 definenull: "oh you chose to free the fairy huh..." *scribbles down notes*
  Sarah_Serinde: would still be better than my day job
 RelwinEJ: This is Adam's lore reading quota for the rest of the year.
 Mangledpixel: that's basically the Kobyashi Maru
 gibbousm: I don't know why, but I feel Serge would be the best person to do that to
 Marvoleath: Cobra Kai? D:
 beowuuf: OtAki Amaz Jeff, please 
 RockPusher: Otaku Jeff 
 BusTed: In Sharpie, as it should be
 SnackPak_: 
 definenull: praise be
rustywir3s: cute
 accountmadeforants: Now it's a collectible!
lochnessseammonster: 
 BusTed: We live with our decisions
Gadora: This seems more like a job interview thing than a performance review thing.
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This should be a DB lot
 A_Dub888: of the Florida Otakus?
 nevyn666: wow. i actually forgot i owned 1 of these. core memory unlocked.
 JessieImproved: Otaku is an honorific
 RockPusher: Jeff-san
 Kramburger: Oh Jeff-san
 e_bloc: middle name also Geoff, strangely enough
 SquareDotCube: Never Otaku Geoff
DoodlestheGreat: Frying pan asian.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: With commentary from Beej and Adam in the margins
 janky_as_heck: I have a similar tradition of all my characters being named Flock Shepherd
  Juliamon: A_Dub888 of the Florida Jeffs
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @SquareDotCube No that's for the Long Game
 beowuuf: like adam and jeff
 A_Dub888: @Juliamon of course, my mistake
 RockPusher: Gifted or "Gifted"?
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SourFitLemurChefFrank-uNguR3W-65MOmmOq
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/LaconicAttractiveFlamingoTF2John-VBzH35TQo9aoDTlJ
kaijubrian: I've never seen a stream like this. This is such a cool idea.
 definenull: dang free kung fu lessons?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Seven is very young
 Driosenth: NORThern land of SUMMERland?
 beowuuf: Basically thing medeval jedi
Bearudite: huh must be a revision
 SquareDotCube: edition differentation already I see
 jamesk902: @Driosenth Southern Hemisphere maybe?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @kaijubrian Welcome! Is this your first LRR stream? Or just your first Choose your own adventure with us nonsense people?
ghyllnox: "Hey kid you're doing really well. We're going to make you a soldier"
 Jillexie: Maakengroge
 LPS_97: @Driosenth Kinda like Greenland I guess
 beowuuf: @Bearudite yeah, the new versions have been re-proofed comparted to the web ones
 CaptainSpam: Proper Nouns: THE BOOK
 Shadowsoflife: Ah, yes love a good dark lords
 gualdhar: yay for fantasy Proper Noun Salad
 SnackPak_: at least we have Beej taking notes
 PharaohBender27: OK so the actual book and the PDF already differ . . .
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Or in another dimension?
 BusTed: Maaken...gorge 
 Jillexie: It's all coming back now.
 Kipstar: oh yeah, Jesus wouldn't allow this
 beowuuf: it's like nordic but not
 Mr_Horrible: this all happened before the Battlestar Galactica passengers made it back to Earth
 Marvoleath: ermagherd, summerswerd
rustywir3s: linguistic genius
 WiJohn: Summer summer summerswerd
 Travilogue: This MF said 'swerd'
 gibbousm: SWERD
 beowuuf: Sommer is the sun, sommerswerd is sword of the sun
skintbint: man summers werd this time of year aint it
 TheAinMAP: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Welcome to chat does copy editing!
 Kramburger: Ermehgerd a summerswerd
MungoDude: I just assumed Adam was ad libbing
 Mr_Horrible: because the Dark Lords were so personable before that
 definenull: oh no
 RelwinEJ: First boss: Actual Fantasy Words
 PharaohBender27: Specifically, I was noticing parts of setences just not being there in the PDF
 betweenmyself: somewhere out there, a Lone Wolf’s typing fingers are crying out in pain, longing to explain to us all the deep lore of this setting
 beowuuf: for now...
 definenull: wow we have just deviated so much
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mr_Horrible That got me with my "Oh Frack" shirt in the drawer I so rarely get to wear
 CaptainSpam: Otaku "Silent Wolf" Jeff
 KaleidoscopeMind: so put the fling-flang in the flip-flong?
Izandai: 
kaijubrian: Adam is doing really well considering 97.8%of these words are made up proper nouns.
hackingducks: 
Izandai: 
 jamesk902: Perfect
 beowuuf: Reading thew book explains the book 
 RockPusher: Silent Protag
 BusTed: 
 Kramburger: Reading the book explains the book
 accountmadeforants: Oh, so we're Sekiro now?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Drew it out of a hat?
 TheAinMAP: 
hackingducks: yeah that's how I got my name tbf
 gibbousm: just as the prophecy foretold
 ArtOfStuttering: LOUD WOODPECKER
 BusTed: 
rustywir3s: hell yeah Weird Crab
 Orxolon: side crab
 beowuuf: "Dude, that guy got Sun Eagle, what the hell?"
lochnessseammonster: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Sweary crab now!!
Omnipotrevor: Naming them like Metal Gear bosses
 e_bloc: just two big wheels with adjectives and animals on them
Izandai: Still an initiate after 8 years? Dang.
 accountmadeforants: I'm just Moist Pidgeon, I hate these codenames
 RockPusher: Thefluffiestguineapig there are non-sweary crabs?
 RelwinEJ: @rustywir3s Canonically Weird Dog
Izandai: Oh you're 15. Sure.
 beowuuf: @Izandai eh, we have 5 of the 10 magic superpowers, it's pretty cool
 Kramburger: That scans
rustywir3s: ADHD coded
 xantos69: This checks out for Adam.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @RockPusher Presumably one or two who just are always mad at everyone else
 PharaohBender27: And now there's sentences in the PDF that apparently aren't in the book!
 beowuuf: Oh no! curse the darklords' sudden but innevitable betrayal
 Kramburger: War were declared
 definenull: lmao
 raulghoulia: war were declared
 7gorobei: call me mute cub, silent wolf is my dad
 RockPusher: 
 DiscordianTokkan: *bonk*
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @beowuuf *cue anime sound effects*
 accountmadeforants: Wait, Otaku Jeff already matches their codename style
Morrigan9: wow short book
 e_bloc: the end
 betweenmyself: game over with zero choices!  Bold move
 ghizmou: we already lost our first battle and we didn't even roll any dice
 Orxolon: @7gorobei hahahaha got me hard
 beowuuf: silent wolf? more like clumsy wolf 
 WiJohn: Man, you know Weird Crab didn't hit his head on no stick
 PharaohBender27: Please someone in chat tell me I'm not the only one noticing these inconsistencies
 DeM0nFiRe: @ghizmou Skill issue
 Jillexie: The Last Je^h^hKai
Gadora: Short game.
rustywir3s: it's really bad to be unconscious for that long
UtilityPunk: Picking fights with tree branches
 e_bloc: this is just 28 days later but in a fantasy setting
 CaptainSpam: Otaku "Lone Wolf" Jeff
 accountmadeforants: @PharaohBender27 Oh yeah, I've just stopped trying to look at the PDF
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BoxyMildSandpiperHassanChop-An-6QtSByWJ2i4-y
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @rustywir3s Without modern medicine/someone to check in? Probably
 RockPusher: when do we get the cub?
  Sarah_Serinde: We're the best there is now
 Veshnikard: Wait? You gave yourself your own nickname?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sarah_Serinde Always a good standard 
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 beowuuf: @PharaohBender27 yeah, the new relased versions have been reedited compared to the originals. The originals are like 40 years old, the web ones are 20 years olfd, and the ones adam are reading were released like late last year
 Orxolon: i was in the forest being silent
  QuixoticScrivener: Spacer's Choice!
 RockPusher: you got knocked out by a stick, how high an endurance could you possibly have?
 Jillexie: Or roll a 1d10
 beowuuf: @Veshnikard Changing youre name to avoid getting killed by darklords. "Hey, you a kai?" "nope, they call me... lone wolf.... can't be a member of a mystical order if I'm lone.... * *runs*
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @beowuuf Yeah, the originals are from 1984, no idea on the web versions
UtilityPunk: Cheating already smh
Izandai: Noice
 BusTed: Not too shabby
 gibbousm: thicc
savorycookie: Lone Wolf?? heck yes
drcthulu: great, I rate 5/8
 RandomTrivia: Hi friends!  BOOK TIME BOOK TIME
  Juliamon: I'm hoping the revisions take care of any of-the-era problematic bits there may have been
 beowuuf: remember, 0 is good except when it's bad
ghyllnox: 
 beowuuf: so just aim for 9s usually
drewm1022: But can a dog move the paper?
 RockPusher: Paul with the excellent rules-lawyering
  QuixoticScrivener: Loose interpretation vs strict interpretation.
Izandai: Are you allowed to have a dog pick your numbers for you?
rustywir3s: There's no rule against a dog picking the number
 beowuuf: ten
drewm1022: I won the obvious joke race!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So we can't get them later?
 RealGamerCow: I like that "add 10 to one, 20 to the other", reduces variance
 Thefluffiestguineapig: No later learning?
 beowuuf: wow, adam's completely in to the fandom already, writing off animal kinship 
 betweenmyself: Task Master rules:  If you aren’t specifically forbidden from doing something, there’s a 50% you’ll get away with doing it.
  QuixoticScrivener: @drewm1022 Nothing in the rules says a dog can't play basketball.
 raulghoulia: what is this darkest dungeon?
 terribleplan: I see dead people
 beowuuf: good for DJing
 accountmadeforants: @betweenmyself The other 50% is that you're expected to do it
 PharaohBender27: 
Izandai: Oh fuck off.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @RealGamerCow Reduces initial variance but then you can just die if you don't have the appropriate skills you just start losing points
 beowuuf: No no no, you pick what weaspon you are good with, you don't get sto start with it
 Kramburger: Formatting is hard
lochnessseammonster: layout fail
 gibbousm: I just wanna talk /rolls up sleeve
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's so bad
MWGNZ: thats some game workshop level formatting
 beowuuf: equipment is later
 Jillexie: Weaponskill is one of the disciplines
 beowuuf: they are mean to you with their mind
 adept_nekomancer: It's interesting that the random number chart is very much not equally distributed between 0 and 9.  I wonder if they intended for that.
  QuixoticScrivener: 100% mind build?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Then you get the mind bullets
 A_Dub888: !card mind blast
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hold up
 beowuuf: you are too young to use your fingers ...
MungoDude: You cannot carry more than 2 weapons
 RockPusher: Reading the book explains the book?
 Orxolon: so the book is better than us=?
rustywir3s: lmao
 SnackPak_: wow
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Can we just be Narset? Mind skills with unarmed skill?
 RelwinEJ: Overconfidence is a weapon in this scenario
 Kramburger: Mindblasting in the back seat of my car
 raulghoulia: dagger=0
 Marvoleath: !findquote read
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  QuixoticScrivener: so, quarterstaff?
 beowuuf: just randomly roll for weaponskill axe *forehead*
 itira: 
 RealGamerCow: You start with axe
 betweenmyself: My weapon of choice…  Forest Kindling
lochnessseammonster: 
 Orxolon: mind over matter works great in commander
  Juliamon: That's telekinesis, Kyle!
 beowuuf: look, we're not saying this is medeaval jedi, but we're medeaval jedi
 RandomTrivia: Define "small" 
  QuixoticScrivener: full githzerai, all the mind stuff
 Nigouki: how small an object? do we get to do the obligatory testicular torsion on the enemies?
Izandai: 
 terribleplan: Ok, so full Jedi? Telekenesis, precognition, etc?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @RandomTrivia Also define "short distance" because if you can launch a pebble 50 yards at high speed that's powerful
 beowuuf: look, i'm not joking, if you get to book 9 or book 11 you'll want stuff from early books 
Plasterboard: I think "careful" implies cheating
 Orxolon: as a wolf's right
 RandomTrivia: Can't wait for [this item cannot be used by the wizard]
 beowuuf: warhammer? eew
 RandomTrivia: Oh shit that's how the random number chart works? That's incredible
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @terribleplan We could go modified Jedi and go Jeskai which is more Adam flavored
 RockPusher: extra random
 beowuuf: mace? eew
  QuixoticScrivener: Shroedings Cudgel
 ghizmou: we gets to choose then
emboar2235: a warmace
Izandai: That's a weird thing to change between versions but okay.
 Orxolon: "wait really?"hahahaha
MungoDude: weaponskill: pepperspray
 beowuuf: sixth sense is fun
 BusTed: that's telekinesis, kyle
 beowuuf: spidey sense and all
 RelwinEJ: Book fair to specify that Mace is actually just the spice in this one
 RealGamerCow: Intuition?
Omnipotrevor: The only way you succeed here is if there's an inverse proportion of Kai power. A whole monastery couldn't survive because the power was diluted amongst all of them, and now Silent Wolf gets all the power to himself
rustywir3s: it's what my character would pick
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: Otaku Jeff does have a startling amount of lore
 beowuuf: realise a choice is bad, do it anyway
devilcultivator: just duelwielding his brain and his mace!
 ThorSokar: Jeff takes MindShield because then he can shrug it off
 ShaneLeeAtk: That telekinesis, Kyle
 BrowneePointz: is mind bullet the special skill of the mind goblin?
 ghizmou: no nosebleed for otaku jeff
 RandomTrivia: 
 beowuuf: @Omnipotrevor speed run jet li's the one?
 accountmadeforants: So what skill lets us do Stun Dipper?
 e_bloc: I'll laugh if none of the enemies have mind bullets
 RandomTrivia: Lesser minds, which is all of them
 IbunWest: Otaku Jeff definitely lives by the rule of cool
 beowuuf: mace actually just the spray
 Kramburger: His brain was perfectly smooth
 adept_nekomancer: "I use the mace on other people's minds"
 ThorSokar: OtakuJeff just flexes when someone sends mind bullets at him
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Then he can literally  the telekenetics
w1gum: Otaku Jeff is incapable of brainstorming wrong
 raulghoulia: check out the big brain on brad
MungoDude: he doesn't have a mace, he just knows how to use one
w1gum: hes all brain
 RockPusher: The mind is strong, but the body is squishy, so I have this mace…
 beowuuf: little bit bloody, but it's fine. pick off the grey bits
 beowuuf: sometimes 0 is good and 10
 beowuuf: sometimes not
Izandai: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 RockPusher: You! Messanger! Go tell the king!
 RelwinEJ:   
 raulghoulia: just like in real life
 RealGamerCow: Lonk
  QuixoticScrivener: Can we just roll a d10, or is the number chart weighted?
 neisan2112: Otaku Zelda
 SquareDotCube: Bonky Lonk
 Marvoleath: Tunic tunic tu... nanana
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It's dangerous to go alone, take this!
 accountmadeforants: I think if you have more than 50 coints you should be allowed to use a bag of coins as a weapon and then store some more coins.
 betweenmyself: Choose US Pennies!  They’re fixing to become rare over the next several decades 
 beowuuf: we're not saying they are just rangers with good PR, but we're rangers with good PR. And psychic powers
 itira: 
Izandai: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 RelwinEJ: @QuixoticScrivener Distribution looks uneven from a glance
 SquareDotCube: the golf pencil
letsbelgo: royal guarantee
 accountmadeforants: Oh, my dad was like that, too. I didn't see a full-size one until I bought my own
 beowuuf: anyone remmeber wargaming from 40 years ago? chart is like that
 ThorSokar: my dad always used them until they were completely gone too
 ghizmou: the free ones at hardware store are all small
rustywir3s: He's a Sommerlund 10, which is like an LA 7
devilcultivator: nice and more complicated then needed, THAC0 players would be proud
 beowuuf: 0 is best and you NEVER lose endurance
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/WittySillyEagleGivePLZ-CE9Pf4ZK8ND949tf
 James_the_Dabbler: It’s my two second-favorite dads-by-proxy! Hello!
 beowuuf: autokill. buuuut can happen in reverse at low ratios too
 PharaohBender27: Uh oh
 RealGamerCow: Brutal
Izandai: huh
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I feel like there might be an addition from later books
devilcultivator: pdf adds pre-oder bonus DLC
 beowuuf: they clearly edited this out, interesting, never ntoiced
Ignatiuspants: you were out gathering wood but you don't have an axe?
 Orxolon: wait,so the auto kill works with everything?like galactus?
 DeM0nFiRe: Making which weapon skill random and which weapon you find separately random is kinda fucked up lol
 accountmadeforants: @Ignatiuspants Kai can obviously chop wood with their bare hands
rustywir3s: Battle Royale vibes
ghyllnox: And it's a "Special Item"
 adept_nekomancer: @Ignatiuspants Just mace the trees down
 Kramburger: Chainmail fedora for okatu jeff
 raulghoulia: chainmail hoodie you wear around your waist
devilcultivator: waist coat is such an odd was to put that. it's like a chainmail peddy coat
 RealGamerCow: And the map?
 PharaohBender27: @Ignatiuspants "Only gather fallen sticks . . . the forest belongs to the lord"
 beowuuf: special items don't have a hard limit yet
 RockPusher: The axe goes in the enemy
 beowuuf: it's a weapon, you carry it or have it on your belt, hence the limit for two
MungoDude: the axe goes in the tree
 beowuuf: @RockPusher ^
 Orxolon: @RockPusher hahahahah
devilcultivator: goes well with my ringed mail brazzer
 RandomTrivia: @beowuuf "If your enemy does not feature a square hole, feel free to make one"
 Shadowsoflife: all the time
 terribleplan: x Maybe
 beowuuf: @devilcultivator very hobbit really
 BusTed: 
rustywir3s: Quiver? I hardly know 'er!
lochnessseammonster: no quiver cuz i'm never scared
 TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun so as a heads up it sounds like you have the republished version that came out in the 2000's from Mongoose Publishing, the republished version has a unpdated start
  Juliamon: imagining arrows sitting loosely in the backpack
 beowuuf: book is latest
 beowuuf: no, that books is the latest printing
MungoDude: your body starts to quiver, write "yes" under "quiver" on your character sheet
 raulghoulia: people wrote in questions, how do chainmail?
 beowuuf: website is like 20 years old
 Jillexie: Paul has the original
 beowuuf: but had the old art cause gary chalk is cool
 PharaohBender27: Elite, but French
 accountmadeforants: Really trying to make you pronounce elite properly 
 WiJohn: Poor weird crab
 definenull: so many proper names
 TheMerricat: The Moongoose version has you being present during the attack and fight your way out.
 betweenmyself: Grandmaster BeyBlade!?! 
 Simonark: Wait, he's killing off the Teen Titans now?
 gibbousm: remember, this was the 80s&90s
 beowuuf: @TheMerricat other way around, the 2000's mongoose version was a competely updated start in book 1, but the re-release goes back to the 1984 version
 Kramburger: Grandmaster bayblade
devilcultivator: your whole troop was GI joe commandos?
 Nigouki: Adam choose on your own
 Driosenth: "Go and tell the Jarl that Helgan was attacked"
 accountmadeforants: Poor Grandmaster Verbose Snail
 RockPusher: My spidey-sense is tingling… I'll ignore it
 definenull: you step on a rake and die
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 beowuuf: nope, it's good. you get to meet a new frand that's important for later books
 beowuuf: yeeeeees
 definenull: LMAO
w1gum: Gyats?
hackingducks: wow nice sixth sense.
 Kramburger: Garry Giax
 beowuuf: giak or jiak, let the debate flow!
devilcultivator: is the sixth sense "common sense"
 beowuuf: should be go into to folliage as a third route
rustywir3s: there are more context clues in the description
 definenull: put yourself in that lighthouse
 beowuuf: unless they edited it. wow, i really need to play the new version 
 terribleplan: Foliage is loud
 lamina5432: do we have the prince of persia powers this book?
 ogier300: No option to use Sixth Sense?
Plasterboard: or wreck your axe chopping through the dense foliage
lochnessseammonster:  
 beowuuf: yeeeeees
 Kentosaurus: "you fell for the classic blunder!"
 ogier300: I remember there being a Sixth Sense check starting out.
 beowuuf: @ogier300 yup, it's the only way to meet zapfrand mc flashytricks
 accountmadeforants: Stick your Giak out for the Darklord
ghyllnox: Mountain what now
 Jillexie: Helj-dad
 beowuuf: you should have the map at the front to see it
 Kipstar: i wanna hear about HedgeDad
 BusTed: when helgemom says no, ask helgedad
 TheWriterAleph: vision is based on movement
devilcultivator: sounds like it was a bad place to build
 beowuuf: what about bush mom?
 ogier300: Yeah, you have the special item Map of Sommerlund to refer to.
devilcultivator: didn't not the colored uniform either
 beowuuf: silent wolf recalls something about it, can't recall who said it
 Cptasparagus: MacDaddy Starbucks
 Thefluffiestguineapig: My new headcanon is Grand Master Beyblade
 beowuuf: @Thefluffiestguineapig if we get to book 21 we could 100% have a grand master beyblade
UtilityPunk: Grandmaster Bay Blade is known across the land for his dual-wielding double dagger fighting style
 beowuuf: banedon!
 RealGamerCow: Wow did they pad out the book
 beowuuf: wee. map, thanks paul
devilcultivator: love this time in fantasy where the only thought to fantasy names was how fun is it to say gi-ack?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @beowuuf 21??????? Is it still the original author?
 BigDaddyBland87: @UtilityPunk and his super spinning attack
 BusTed: Didn't think you could find Giak out of season
 itira: dear me
 beowuuf: @Thefluffiestguineapig yup, original author got to 28, publisher stopped.... then a few years ago he managed to start writing again. He sdly died, but his son is completing the last few for a total of 32 books in the whole epic
UtilityPunk: I like to pronounce giak as "jack" 
 SnackPak_: Harrison Ford?
rustywir3s: a young 40
Omnipotrevor: Forget the Kais. Just let the magicians handle this. Clearly they are way more effective
 BrowneePointz: that’s NOT a 15/16 year old
 Simonark: Just a handsome young man in his forties.
emboar2235: *plato* behold a young man
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @BusTed I thought Nickolodeon made Giak to dump on teens
lochnessseammonster: 
 itira: check out that hand
 NotCainNorAbel: 1980's young
 jamesk902: A very grizzeld teenager.
 Kramburger: He's a smoker
Izandai: A young man from the age of cigarettes.
 ThorSokar: He's got a few miles on that face
 BusTed: @Thefluffiestguineapig 
 Blip2004: party all day every day
 BrowneePointz: that young man aged like Raistlin
 beowuuf: @Thefluffiestguineapig to be fair 21 is like a brand new character
 betweenmyself: he’s all of nine years old 
 jadielady:  
 beowuuf: dangerous
 beowuuf: no health and safety in the darklands army
 I_Am_Clockwork: 10000  We stan the CYOA king
 BusTed: yeet
rogerivany: Maybe he's a dwarf and is young (relatively)
Izandai: "Alright, best of luck buddy."
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/RenownedProudDurianHassanChop-EDvIXP-9Y8ZCQFBW
 beowuuf: @I_Am_Clockwork 
 RockPusher: I_Am_Clockwork 
 TheAinMAP: 
 NotCainNorAbel: 
 TheAinMAP: 
 RealGamerCow:  
 Veshnikard: We are on an important mission, we should run
 Blip2004: much less verbose
Omnipotrevor: He is certainly doing better than your entire monastery did.
 RockPusher: 
 I_Am_Clockwork:  
ghyllnox: Woah 
Izandai: WOW
 beowuuf: 
  Sarah_Serinde: two contrasting reactions 
 SnackPak_: 
rustywir3s: omg
 Haroldholmes25: 
Izandai: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Cold as ice
 terribleplan: coward
 Jillexie: Wow
 RockPusher: Magician has this
Izandai: Why am I even surprised?
lochnessseammonster: true
 beowuuf: canonically he survives.... so it's fiiiiiiiine
 RelwinEJ: Respecting the 1v1
 TheAinMAP: 
devilcultivator: this guy is a wizard he can taken'em
 ogier300: He's not even in a jar!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Absolutely no need for allies
 xantos69: How dare you
 ThorSokar: wooooooow
 beowuuf: game is just recognising game
 BusTed: Very practical
 SnackPak_: we're playing to win
 adept_nekomancer: I'm sure a mage friend won't come in handy at all
 RealGamerCow: Did he see you? No? Doesn't matter then!
 beowuuf: LMAO
Izandai: 
devilcultivator: LOL
 terribleplan: called it
 I_Am_Clockwork: "Meddle Not in the affairs of Wizards" - some elf
 RockPusher: 
rustywir3s: it's us
 SnackPak_: wooooow
 foopoiuyt: He's not becoming a genin
 itira: loool
Izandai: FUCK YES
 NotCainNorAbel: haha
 RockPusher: hahahahaha
 Haroldholmes25: confirmed chicken
 beowuuf: get wrecked
 RandomTrivia: 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 TheAinMAP: 
 TheWriterAleph: eyyyyooooo
 Jillexie: YES
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 accountmadeforants: We're called *Lone* Wolf, not "Wolf Accompanied By A Wizard"
 SnackPak_: blat blat
lochnessseammonster: 
 vinewood_og: Do you even quest, bro?
MWGNZ: 
  Juliamon: we're a LONE wolf, not a coward!
UtilityPunk:  Call out by the Kai ghosts
 xantos69: I hope there are about 50,000 parts throughout the entire series that say something like "If you have a wizard in your party, then you just win here".
 lamina5432: time to insult the reader in 5 minutes
emboar2235: the giak just sees you leave and shakes its head
rustywir3s: hmmmmmm
 Simonark: A fellow human or just a human fellow?
 realbadatthis_:     
 beowuuf: use mindshield against yourself
 betweenmyself: Grandmaster Beyblade is surely spinning in his grave at your cowardice.  
lochnessseammonster: like you paul
devilcultivator: he planted that wizard for you to fight darn it!!
 I_Am_Clockwork: "Screwed up royal that one you have MMMMMmhmhmhmhm!" - Yoda
lochnessseammonster: our force ghost 
 beowuuf:  him for being a mage not a ranger
 RelwinEJ: Gonna be lots of 10%-ers tonight
Izandai: Boy I bet this war party would be a lot easier to deal with if you had a wizard on your side.
 vinewood_og: Not mad, am I. Disappointed in your choices I am.
Izandai: 
 DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
 raulghoulia: I play games for the power fantasy of helping people. Adam plays games for the power fantasy of doing whatever the fuck he wants
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Predicting death
 beowuuf: well well well if it isn'#t the consequences of my actions riding wolves
 Haroldholmes25: we are wearing green at least
 accountmadeforants: @beowuuf 
 vinewood_og: !findquote consequences
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 public_key_reveal_party: You can't hit me with mind bullets. Regular bullets? Actually 2x effective
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I love Adam mind gaming out the other choices without thinking of the author punishing you for abandoning other people
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/EvilKnottyDiamondPRChase-xKNNubL2wWGueqMl
 beowuuf: hah, we laugh at practical disciplines
 Thefluffiestguineapig: They have those birds right?
 RockPusher: It's over! We have the high ground!
devilcultivator: it's wild you would train for years with a mace and not own your own...were you like renting one out and paying in installments for your own?
rustywir3s: something something, I have the high ground, just not the moral high ground
 beowuuf: @Thefluffiestguineapig i thought he was going to mind game himself out of meeting the guy in the first place 
 RealGamerCow: What Would Lonk Do?
Izandai: 
 lamina5432: gamers don't look up
 BusTed: 
 RandomTrivia: So much for the high ground 
Izandai: This is going great.
rustywir3s: mfw my opponent has flying creatures
 NotCainNorAbel: should have gone right
 beowuuf: @devilcultivator monastery, it was one the nice wall that the enemy collapsed on your fellow Kai. Your mace probably brained some poor friend of yours. Maybe even grand master beyblade
 BusTed: We're going to live forever
 Thefluffiestguineapig: ACTION continues bad choices!!
devilcultivator: @beowuuf got in late that makes more sense
Omnipotrevor: You very specifically didn't survive this long by sticking around and fighting
 beowuuf: @BusTed if lone wolf lives long enough he starts aging slower. Adam's making this a big if 
 beowuuf: @devilcultivator aaaaah
 Kramburger: Gruul?
 realbadatthis_: it is like french but different
 beowuuf: greel is an axe throwing game. Makes sense if you have supernatural healing, and no child safety laws
drcthulu: marbies
 accountmadeforants: @beowuuf That's hilarious
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Those mind bullets would come in handy now!!
 beowuuf: we're not a coward
 accountmadeforants: Do they play tag with swords, too?
 beowuuf: we flip flop
rustywir3s: THIS in when you choose to fight?
jacqui_lantern234: HAI FRIENDS!!!  what did i miss?!?!
 beowuuf: canonically yes, adam. it's fiiiiiiiine
 ogier300: I'm realizing that this new version is "benefiting" from a couple decades of Fantasy writing advances. 
 beowuuf: @jacqui_lantern234 us abandoning the first person we met to me attacked by not-goblins
 BusTed: gottetm
devilcultivator: WHAT!?
UtilityPunk: We've got the bigger number  
 SnackPak_: ez game
 RandomTrivia: The bird is VERY shot with a gun
lochnessseammonster: 
 realbadatthis_: @jacqui_lantern234 there was a 40 year old teenage wizard Adam left to an army of legally distinct goblins
Izandai: You cheated not only the book etc.
 Orxolon: clear as day,no stakes
jacqui_lantern234: @realbadatthis_ i WOULD be ashamed of Adam, but we all know he has no shame 
 Nigouki: wait if we get it down to 2 health from 24 we can throw our pokeball and catch it
 beowuuf: middle of the road, can't hurt us
 Thefluffiestguineapig: o7
 beowuuf: clumsy wolf accusations not getting any better
 RealGamerCow: I realize this stream is perfect, I used to read CYOA books on summer vacation
 Orxolon: what's a Giak?
UtilityPunk: Trees really have it out for you. More dangerous than the enemies
 beowuuf: this whole book series is a concussion based fever dream before you die
devilcultivator: we won the fight and our reward? a head injury!!
 WiJohn: @Orxolon Legally distinct goblin
 realbadatthis_: @Orxolon legally distinct goblin?
 lamina5432: a bruise cause one point loss seems like it's gonna be rough
 James_the_Dabbler: That poor wizaed
ghyllnox: 
 I_Am_Clockwork: bonus XP, babyyyyyy
 beowuuf: canonically fine. canonically. It's fiiiiiiiiine
 NorthstarTex: Is it the return of Otaku Jeff?! I feel like I'm very late but I'm looking forward to the vod
 A_Dub888: @Orxolon the guy who made DnD?
ghyllnox: @NorthstarTex Yes!
 beowuuf: @NorthstarTex yup, but medeaval jedi / psychic ranger. last of their order owing to bad building regulations / eveil enemy
ghyllnox: Though his name is also Silent Wolf/Lone Wolf
rustywir3s: oh I think I remember this tunnel
 beowuuf: Aki Amaz is the Giak for lone wolf
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Do we have a torch?
devilcultivator: wait if that fight went bad could you when and then die of the head bruise!?
rustywir3s: oh worm
 type_variable: plato?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Poison gas?
 realbadatthis_: owlbear(s)
 BigDaddyBland87: a gorilla machine?
 WiJohn: Giant worm it is
 beowuuf: @devilcultivator yup.
Omnipotrevor: Worst that could happen is a cave in, and you starve
 RandomTrivia: Oh that is horrifying
devilcultivator: @beowuuf PERFECT!
 RandomTrivia: Great caption 
lochnessseammonster: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Where did overly sexual porcupine come from ADAM??????
 beowuuf: hey burrowcrawler! will you be our frand?
hackingducks: belopas could happen
 James_the_Dabbler: Ugh I hate that
 lamina5432: was it named sonic?
ghyllnox: Worm/Ant it is
rustywir3s: lmao
letsbelgo: wtf
 Driosenth:  ?
 I_Am_Clockwork: lol
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Can we add that quote please?
 A_Dub888: 
 I_Am_Clockwork: I've SEEN this anime
 Thefluffiestguineapig: UGH
 Thefluffiestguineapig: NOPE
 TheAinMAP:  
 Travilogue: That caption is GREAT
 beowuuf: @devilcultivator that's nothing, book 15 you can die from exhaustion trying to break out of a prison cell. You basically conduct 'combat' with a door, and can die
 BusTed: Centipede arcade cabinet-ass art
 gualdhar: ok grandpa
 I_Am_Clockwork: A Want, if you will
 beowuuf: Gary Chalk is the illustrator of early lone wolf, and is very cool
rogerivany: Seems like I should've used the torch when it got dark.
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Bugberry: Very Bloodborne/Lovecraftian
 ThorSokar: it's so messed up, it's great
 I_Am_Clockwork: wornt?
 A_Dub888: Adam! Savidan! is! the BEST!
 accountmadeforants: Good to know you'd still love ants if they were a worm 
 DaFhaye: hi hi
devilcultivator: @beowuuf that's awesome i love these kinds of books
 itira: 
 RealGamerCow: @beowuuf Not the first time Otaku Jeff died to a door.
 DaFhaye: Ah my favorite
rustywir3s: wait, what is it and what is it doing?
4 raiders from McGurganatorZX have joined!
emboar2235: but is the strangling with or without consent
 beowuuf: @devilcultivator also we have a psychci power called mindblast, cause we can use our mind bullets to attack things
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @devilcultivator That's a super cool thing that they played out that entire series of choices you can go
MungoDude: it's also immune to Mindblast
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Welcome raiders!
 xantos69: I bet a wizard would have a torch.
 SnackPak_: gross
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lochnessseammonster: 
 RockPusher: Burrowcrawler values its sense of smell
 beowuuf: awwww! hug frand!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: "What you believe to be"
 RockPusher: my belt now
 beowuuf: why is hug friend sleeping?
Izandai: NOT THAT BURROW NOT THAT BURR|OW
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !adult
  LRRbot: I need an adult!
 Twilight_Spark: 
 beowuuf: borrow crawler, it borrows things
 James_the_Dabbler: I’ve seen enough hentai to know where that was going Char
 James_the_Dabbler: *chat
 Thefluffiestguineapig: NOPE
 itira: lulwut
devilcultivator: it's hunts by ambush and strangulation that implies a disturbing amount of sentience
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Do not want the horrible mouth money
 betweenmyself: I was kinda hoping you mistook a baby burrow crawler for a belt and now had a slimy worm ant to hold up your trousers 
 RealGamerCow: Otaku Jeff is a hoarder
rustywir3s: like this or like this?
MungoDude: in its jaws, apparently
lochnessseammonster: the break between ant and worm
 beowuuf: it was around its eyes, was dark so eyes no use anyway 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You literally pulled it out of it's mouth
 accountmadeforants: 
 terribleplan: Hamburger or hot-dog?
 DeM0nFiRe: Would you still love me if I was a worm with a gucci belt?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I assume it was caught it's intestines from a previous meal
w1gum: what is a ballgag but a mouth belt?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @DeM0nFiRe Good question, next question
lochnessseammonster: true
 vinewood_og: How many belts does a centaur need? How many legs in the pants? 2 or 4?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @w1gum Do you need to hold your jaw up like pants?
 WiJohn: He's not accompanied wolf
 beowuuf: i now want you to know what the wizard's mission was. i can imagine the scream 
MungoDude: it's Lone Wolf, not Social Wolf
 BusTed: Socializing Wolf
lochnessseammonster: they call me yapper wolf
 beowuuf: I'm a loner wolf dotty, a rebel wolf
 vinewood_og: The Dapper Yapper
 I_Am_Clockwork: Cycle! Those! Fluiiiiids!
 RealGamerCow: This is so fun
 beowuuf: o7
 shendaras: 
Astramentha: o7
 realbadatthis_: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That was an hour?? Man that went fast
 accountmadeforants: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I love these streams so much
 I_Am_Clockwork: 
 betweenmyself: Grandmaster Beyblade would always tell his students that sometimes one must stop spinning for a while to properly stretch and hydrate.
 beowuuf: @Thefluffiestguineapig i mean the rampant insults at chat make the start fly by 
 accountmadeforants:  
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @betweenmyself I feel like he might practice the at the same school where they have the River wheel Aerialists
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 beowuuf: grandmaster beyblade always told his students not to stand too close to the walls, and not to pet any strange giant birds of death than might attack the momestery. crazy beyblades we called him
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: anyone know why they’re doing Watch + Play on Thursday next week?
 accountmadeforants: Sorry, Sensei Grandmaster Beyblade, I must Let It Rip just this once
  Juliamon: Scheduling issue
  Juliamon: (we did notice and ask about that)
 beowuuf: nice to have both on in the same week
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, it was on the schedule for yesterday until I think Tuesday and then abruptly got changed, I hope everyone is ok
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: cool.  i mean, Thursday at noon (my time) still works for me!
 beowuuf: wb
 realbadatthis_: caver peener
 Bugberry: not that burrow
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: did everyone cycle their fluids, take their meds, put their laundry in the dryer?
 beowuuf: lone road warrior
 dimeadozent: we’re one belt closer to Otaku Jeff becoming a Kingdom Hearts character
 beowuuf: do they need a belt?
 RockPusher: ♫ Loot that body! ♫
 itira:  
 beowuuf: uuuuuuum
 definenull: poor sisyphus
Astramentha: 👀
 NightValien28: SHOW LEG
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Welp
 Bugberry: they go alll the way up
lochnessseammonster: 
 NorthstarTex: but leg
 BigDaddyBland87: I gotta check them legs out
jacqui_lantern234: UH OH!!!! LEGGIES
 RandomTrivia: We're assuming that the two legs are from the same person
 realbadatthis_: adam is a GAM-er
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: LEGG
 Driosenth: Dr William Gibbons has something to say about the choice
rustywir3s: stick the leggy out reeeeeal far
Astramentha: 🦵🦵
devilcultivator: i've never considered myself my legs' owner
 beowuuf: canonically. fine. fiiiiiine.
MWGNZ: doesnt say human legs
 SnackPak_: cowards live forever
 RockPusher: "Aid"
 ContingentCat: Boots with the fur?
 RealGamerCow: "Has he seen me?"
 beowuuf: you need book 2 before you can start murdering then robbing people 
 public_key_reveal_party: damn, this guy picked the wrong day to be mortally wounded
 beowuuf: what about his belt?
 Mai_Andra: your martial "sixth sense" allows you to recognize the armor...
 Kramburger: What are those boots worth?
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: "What size shoes are you?"
 definenull: unluckyyy
Izandai: welp
MWGNZ: we're a lord now!
rustywir3s: i'm a healer, but...
iarethel0ser: He's basically just trapped in a jar.
 RealGamerCow: What 5 do they have? Weapon, hunting, mind shield...
 Veshnikard: Free loot
 RockPusher: ♫ Loot that body! ♫
devilcultivator: he said kill him! it'd be against his dying wish to stop him from dying and getting his wish
 Kramburger: Goodnight grandpa
 beowuuf: @RealGamerCow sixth sense, maybe mindblast?
ghyllnox: "You leave all his cool stuff behind"
Astramentha: o7
 betweenmyself: “I only have the *one* Kai Healing Skill, better save it in case I really need it later.” 
MungoDude: just cover that up, it's someone else's problem now
 RealGamerCow: Right, 6th sense
Omnipotrevor: Really?
Izandai: Some of the edits in Adam's version feel like they were just trying to hit pagecount.
Omnipotrevor: Now is when you go toward the battle
 beowuuf: look, rangers and mages are mortal enemies
devilcultivator: @betweenmyself noob mistake spending you heal on the night then you can't heal the prince later
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So our skills are mind shield, 6th sense and what else?
 beowuuf: @Thefluffiestguineapig weaponskill with mace, maybe mindblast, maybe hunting?
 xantos69: Just think: Right now you could have a party of a Wizard, a Knight, & a whole bunch of devoted cannon fodder.
 beowuuf: 
 RockPusher: 
 beowuuf: alema bridge is pretty big deal
RAZRBCK08: Mind over matter and Weaponskill-mace are the other 2 skills
 accountmadeforants: @beowuuf Hunting yeah, don't think Adam took Mindblast?
 Scy_Anide: Gyax!
 beowuuf: @accountmadeforants sounds like he took mind over matter
devilcultivator: merchants are always meeting here blocking both sides of the bridge so no one can use it
 accountmadeforants: Ah
 RandomTrivia: 
 Twilight_Spark: Please don't leave me.
 realbadatthis_: @accountmadeforants I thought he killed the bird with mind bullets?
 RandomTrivia: "If you *had* a horse, you don't any more"
 terribleplan: Could've gotten a horse
 I_Am_Clockwork: No Honse past this point
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ok so the 5 are hunting, mind shield, mind over matter, weapons, and 6th sense?
 beowuuf:  that thing, too many legs
 lamina5432: with the naming sense you can really feel the age of the book
Izandai: @realbadatthis_ No, he shot it with his gun.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: And I'm guessing since no animal skills no horse for us
devilcultivator: it's just that super mario world no yoshi sign but a horse head
 ContingentCat: They just didn't want to draw a horse
 Scy_Anide: Horses are halfway to being spiders anyways.
 realbadatthis_: @Izandai who gave Adam a gun?!
RAZRBCK08: @Thefluffiestguineapig Correct
Izandai: @realbadatthis_ He gave himself a gun.
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 Veshnikard: Well if the prince knows the king knows, so mission accomplished?
 beowuuf: if we were reading paul's book we could be dead by now, sheesh 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm thinking we are a bit squishy for close combat at this point
 RockPusher: The royalty appear to know about the invasion, I'd call that mission success…
 realbadatthis_: @Izandai fair enough. otaku jeff, child soldier
 terribleplan: Man, that's a lot of extra words vs what's on the web version...
 accountmadeforants: So is the knight down there just feeling the worm-lizard thing's abs?
 RealGamerCow: What an addition!
 Nigouki: Is it that lady from Elden Ring?
 I_Am_Clockwork: on a scale of one to Belopa, how scary is a Gorgaz?
 beowuuf: canonically big lizard is smelly so not-goblins keep fighting
twinnAJ: I like how the big lizard is still wearing the safety strap on his axe lol
 Haroldholmes25: 
 SnackPak_: 
 RockPusher: He's got this
  Sarah_Serinde: Well, too bad for that prince 
MungoDude: that was sooo long
ParalyzedVeteran: beej aka brendan dery aka the god king
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Welp
 beowuuf: @I_Am_Clockwork this low level gourgaz is a little tough
MWGNZ:  we out
 Orxolon: pat benatar?
 RandomTrivia: The super-abridged version
Bruceski: Lone Wolf, purple prose edition
 RockPusher: So did the publisher look at Game of Thrones and say "we have an idea for a new printing…"
 RealGamerCow: Fun facts, people used to show up to battles to spectate.
 beowuuf: 1984 no one had any time, don't you recall how fast dune is as a film?
 RockPusher: Oh No!
 RandomTrivia: WELP
rustywir3s: lmao
 beowuuf: hah,  your cowardice 
 DiabeticMaddness: So does Paul have an earlier printing?
 DeM0nFiRe: 
Izandai: 
 TheWriterAleph: and they grab your BELT
 accountmadeforants: @RealGamerCow Ah, the early days of Twitch Chat
 Jillexie: Ded
 public_key_reveal_party: @DiabeticMaddness yes
Izandai: Finally punished for cowardice.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @RealGamerCow Certain ones, it depends
devilcultivator: why let us choose!?
 RandomTrivia:  Rip in pieces I guess
 BigDaddyBland87: gg
 SnackPak_: o7
 Thefluffiestguineapig: o7 Otaku Jeff the first
 RandomTrivia: 
Astramentha: WOW
letsbelgo: GGGGGGG
 foopoiuyt: Death count 1
 TheAinMAP: 
 Jillexie: Cowardice punished
loufghyslaufey: The end. Roll credits
 terribleplan: Run away from your only hope. Good plan.
MungoDude: to defend the prince, go to 255
rustywir3s: sometimes violence is the solution
 DiabeticMaddness: @public_key_reveal_party I wondered i pulled my off the shelf and it also doesnt match Adams copy. So i was confused
 beowuuf: lone wolf don't need no prince
Izandai: If Adam was an honorable gamer he would restart now.
 public_key_reveal_party: to maintain the illusion of choice go to 255
Omnipotrevor: You could have ignored the sounds of battle before this
loufghyslaufey: Wait. So by not helping you were off'd anyway ..
rustywir3s: love how useless mindblast has been so far
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Not taking the healing skill is biting us in the ass so hard
 public_key_reveal_party: @DiabeticMaddness I think the version adam has is a re-release and paul's is the original iirc
 beowuuf: @DiabeticMaddness the website version is based on the original 1984 version. Adam has the latest re-edited new release
 Nigouki: Now is our chance to become the Prince's Right Hand Man
 RandomTrivia: 
 itira:  omgg
 I_Am_Clockwork: "Parry! Thrust! Riposte!"
devilcultivator: for summerland and all those dead guys i'm the last of!!!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This child must be the foreguard
 public_key_reveal_party: technically they are all behind me
 beowuuf: note, the website version is called project aon, is 100% legal and a gift from the original author to fans back in 2000 when the series went away.
 RockPusher: "I was a gifted student!" "Yes, we can tell…"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm calling it that the prince must be poisoned or some nonsense like that
 terribleplan: I am the vanguard. And the main guard. And the rear guard.
 beowuuf: railroaded 
 itira: great, good to know
 RockPusher: Macklemore has a swamp?
 beowuuf: is this a battle or a date?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Greeeeeeeaaaaaaatttt
 DeM0nFiRe: So I guess that means you have two meals
 Orestes290: Not a moment of hesitation you say....
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So do they farm humans for meat then?
   LoadingReadyRun: I wonder if part of the increased wordiness is tying in more lore of the world that was written in later books
 NorthstarTex: Favorite food: Human flesh. Favorite Music: ???
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Or subsist on others?
devilcultivator: they don't get health card but dental IS covered by the dark lord
 RealGamerCow: "It starts singing 'I'm gonna pop some tags'"
 DeM0nFiRe: @NorthstarTex Weirdly, also human flesh
 WiJohn: @Thefluffiestguineapig It's more of a special occasion food
 accountmadeforants: Bold Spice
 betweenmyself: that Old Spice Sea Breeze
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Musk inherently isn't odorless
 vinewood_og: Diet Stank
 Nigouki: the musk is meth?
 terribleplan: Null'd Spice
 Kentosaurus: not detectable by humans
Bruceski: So it's an idorlrss "stench"?
 beowuuf: @LoadingReadyRun it really is, even in book 2 you'll notice the books kick up a notch in terms of epicness and storytelling. original book 1 really is pretty miuch a normal chose ytour own adventure trying to hint at history 
devilcultivator: can a scent be sub-nasel? is that what they even mean
  Juliamon: it's just pheromones
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It's like Glamdring, Gandalf's sword
 vinewood_og: Sub-nasal smell... isn't that just Taste!?
 beowuuf: fun fact, this whole world was basically the author's original D&D homebrew campaingn. He won the 1977 D&D champsionship somewhere too 
 I_Am_Clockwork: Its a smell only dogs and Gourgaz can smell
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon (sorry, my eyes are twitching as a vet tech because that means it's inherently not musk, those two things are not synonyms!!!!! Ok, setting aside autism)
rogerivany: Can a stench be odourless by definition?
 vinewood_og: Quantum Stench
Voidhawk42: There was one Gourgaz without a nose who wasn't effected
 RealGamerCow: It's odorless to people, not Gourgaz
 Jennie_Fuchsia: “bad air! go beach!” - humans historically
 terribleplan: @beowuuf I didn't realize D&D was competitive. Was it just which DM can TPK first?
 beowuuf: Prince's Sword is still an official name for it as equipment 
 betweenmyself: Flowery language is for those who buy the books…  Physical microtransactions.
 I_Am_Clockwork: IF a Gourgaz stinks in the woods, can anyone smell it?
 TheWriterAleph: 
Izandai: 
 beowuuf: @terribleplan not sure how they judged it. I want to see tomb of horrors came about because of something like that?
 vinewood_og: I was an adventurer until I took an arrow to the groin.
loufghyslaufey: May as well- call it... "The Sharpest Dull Club in the Prince's Arsenal..."
 Twilight_Spark: This is of course what we tune in for.
 I_Am_Clockwork: I've missed adam's character voice
 Winterfae: Perfect. No notes.
lochnessseammonster: 
 beowuuf: @beowuuf https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D&D_Championship_Series
 catcard: I took a risk in taking a drink of water and it did not pay off.
 RockPusher: The price was looking for the 6-fingered Gourgaz
lochnessseammonster: we got the voice! 
Bruceski: The Prince of Snorsh
jacqui_lantern234: @I_Am_Clockwork MEESTER WEENTERZ!!!!!
 RockPusher: *prince
 NorthstarTex: You wounded him so much he suddenly hails from the Old Country
 I_Am_Clockwork: @jacqui_lantern234 XD
 BusTed: ahhhh
 BusTed: 
devilcultivator: hey i just let one of those go what an odd coincidence
 beowuuf: his music will never die
 I_Am_Clockwork: A Wad Serefell
rogerivany: Don't leave the horse in the forest
 NorthstarTex: F, what loot does he got
ghyllnox: Ride like the wind, Bravekai!
 Twilight_Spark: Seriously though?
Astramentha: delet ths
lochnessseammonster: ok strongbad
loufghyslaufey: "oh noes, eh. Anyway..." 
 DeM0nFiRe: WIth the Prince's dying breath, he manages to say to you: "Lose my number"
 BigDaddyBland87: I had the same thought
 I_Am_Clockwork: Gives the Princes cool sword back, THEN steals the prince's horse
 lamina5432: beej can't drink safely today
 terribleplan: And wait, did he just leave his own horse over there in the forest?
 beowuuf: in sommerlund whoever has the horse is the prince, it'#s like a crown
devilcultivator: you saved it i just didn't STAY saved not your fault
 beowuuf: @terribleplan don't even worry about it.... and we didn't have a horse, so it's really ok
 BigDaddyBland87: "Some dude is here with the Prince's horse. He says the Prince is dead and told him he could have it."
 Lord_Hosk: I played in a competitive D&D game at Gencon one year.  You got points for rooms discovered, value of loot, monsters killed, characters survived, and the tie breaker was ending life points.  We ended up winning a 3 hour game with Gary Gygax(he was not a nice guy)
 terribleplan: Schrodinger's horse
 vinewood_og: This Kingdom needs an enema!!!
 Razdak: They got a take a horse leave a horse policy here
Omnipotrevor: capital Meal
 beowuuf: @Lord_Hosk i was away to say 'cool' until that last part!
devilcultivator: man what's happenin on page 236!?
 beowuuf: can't be us that killed the prince, our quiver says 'yes/no'
 Bugberry: drive by on a rabbit
 RockPusher: more meals to bribe people with
emboar2235: just eating a bag of chips while talking to the prince
 betweenmyself: I ate *just* enough of the Prince’s Horse not to compromise it’s galloping speed.
loufghyslaufey: Muffins? I miss those. But I also try not to cuz they can be "Mid."
 beowuuf: good is often definied as the right hand path
 beowuuf: hmm, pity you can't get a hold of the knightmare gamebooks these days
 terribleplan: Hunting, very distinct from tracking.
hackingducks: dooooom
 beowuuf: get  'd
 I_Am_Clockwork: Doom Wolves! We're saved!
 beowuuf: 10 doomwolves riding each other with trenchcoats
 BigDaddyBland87: What is Doom doing in this story?
 DeM0nFiRe: You'll need to buy the updated Seventh Sense to detect Doomwolves
emboar2235: why do i hear doom music?
 Lord_Hosk: @BigDaddyBland87 Earning his Doctorate?
 Blip2004: just orcs on direwolves
 terribleplan: 100 Giaks
 vinewood_og: Ah yes the Ranger skill, animal husbandry. 
 sporkraptor: they only call them "Doom wolves" when they're really friendly
devilcultivator: doom is a giak word for harmless
 I_Am_Clockwork: we got a taste of violence after killing the big lizards
 beowuuf: @Blip2004 legally. distinct. goblins and wolves.
 CouldntPickAUsername: I love how it just says 'Giaks' with no art like we know what the heck a Giak is
 RealGamerCow: Adam is scarred by the time the first person he met poisoned him
 beowuuf: paul don't worry. canonically. still. alive. trust me. he's fiiiiiiiiine.
lochnessseammonster: 
loufghyslaufey: Nice, gross.
devilcultivator: @CouldntPickAUsername we don't know what a doom wolf is either to be fair
 RockPusher: "it's not you, it's me"
 beowuuf: absolutely doing great. he's greeeeeeeeeeeeat.
 sporkraptor: I thought there were five of them?
 beowuuf: @sporkraptor one came back to check on adam
 CouldntPickAUsername: @devilcultivator yeah, but we at least have an idea, a doom is a well known animal at least
 sporkraptor: @beowuuf ah, I missed that!
 Twilight_Spark:  yes kiss
 vinewood_og: Dog breath
loufghyslaufey: "He flew to a Hobbiton Upstate, seeking a burglar for adventures..."
 Bugberry: not man's best friend.
 beowuuf: kissing the doomwolf sounds like a manoeuver a kraan does
loufghyslaufey: Wait. Is that how it's sung in French!? Chat!?
 JessieImproved:  
 ArdCollider: honestly figured Paul was Weird Crab. 
 ArdCollider: in the best possible way
 betweenmyself: Otaku Jeff isn’t some one-dimensional “shoot everyone with my Joker Gun” protagonist…  He’s willing to kiss a Doomwolf now and then.
 realbadatthis_: 
 accountmadeforants: 
 beowuuf: Honourable Belt Kink was a great student and friend
 Bugberry: goblin behavior
 vinewood_og: Who told you about that?
loufghyslaufey: "Letti-Letti-Rip! Let it, Let it, Rip! Let it-Let it Rip-Rip!!"
 beowuuf: plane of light / plane of darkness
 beowuuf: actual champion of the god of light and goodness
 SnackPak_: 
loufghyslaufey: Wuh?
 RealGamerCow: "nice peener"
 raulghoulia: whats up alphas?
 beowuuf: didn't realise you were printing like that
 RockPusher: 
 I_Am_Clockwork: Doom wolves have excelent peanor sense
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 RockPusher: 
randomino5: I like that the doomwolves increase in combat skill as you defeat them one at a time, in line with the Law of Conservation of Ninjutsu.
loufghyslaufey: Well, kay  
 I_Am_Clockwork: "Battle"
 I_Am_Clockwork: that's what the kids are calling it these days
 betweenmyself: this is some weird Isekai:  In Another World with my Joker Gun and Nice Cock 
 beowuuf: highway to hellmgard
 terribleplan: Cuddling your horse
 beowuuf: KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
randomino5: The loathsome Dung Eater
rustywir3s: the loathsome dung eater
 sporkraptor: tremorsense
 Bugberry: magnetic compass
randomino5: @rustywir3s By the ancient pact, you owe me a coke.
 sporkraptor: true sight
 terribleplan: Umami, ooh mommy, etc.
Astramentha: proprioception
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 SnackPak_: we're gonna get 2 for flinching
rustywir3s: @randomino5 haha, as it is written, so shall it be done
lochnessseammonster: 
 beowuuf: hi ridge!
 beowuuf: let's see if adam is a coward....
 terribleplan: It's the hill with the boulders
 DeM0nFiRe: You must conquer the aggro crag
randomino5: Don't! Get! Eliminated!
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Astramentha: if you can dodge a wrench you can dodge an arrow
 I_Am_Clockwork: Story Time
 accountmadeforants: This is how we meet the Wizard/Mage again, also participating in Takeshi's Castle
 I_Am_Clockwork: please let this end with you getting thrown into a dungeon because you ditched that wizard earlier
 terribleplan: What's today's safety fluid?
 beowuuf: @terribleplan laumspur
 betweenmyself: In Paul’s version, this passage reads simply: “The.”
 foopoiuyt: They're doomed, turn around and live in the woods farming mushrooms, turn to entry 4444
 SnackPak_: again?
rustywir3s: Horse Abandoning Wolf
 terribleplan: If you abandon _another_ horse
 beowuuf: whew, adam not a coward
 Lord_Hosk: sounds like there is a lot of loot
 beowuuf: hey., why do we have this spooky evil horror graveyard right by our main city?
 lamina5432: probably has a maze like an amusement park
 accountmadeforants: Graveyard of the Ancients sounds like a stand-alone expansion
  Sarah_Serinde: Are the nameless horrors single?
 beowuuf: 
jacqui_lantern234: @Sarah_Serinde are they baptized?!
lochnessseammonster: 
 TheAinMAP:  
 Razdak: Beej makes good point
  Sarah_Serinde:  Disbelieve the illusions
devilcultivator: fertile wonder filled with strangle worms and doomwolves and lizardfreaks driven beserk by the lack of smell
 beowuuf: if ghosts were real we'd have had a discipline called exorcism, rather than some bullshit like animal kinship
 Bugberry: covered on all bases
 betweenmyself: no ghosts, just infernal clowns yelling up at you from clown hell 
 SnackPak_: I'm with Beej, that sounds nice
 realbadatthis_: so the ghost pulls out the joker revolver
emboar2235: just get a inflatable tube and turn the river into a water ride
 Lord_Hosk: When I was a kid, I loved Nintendo
UtilityPunk: Ghosts don't exist because we have protection from them 
devilcultivator: @beowuuf i'm not worried about negotiating down a bear i'll let my ghost pal possess him
 beowuuf: seems normal. boring even.
 RealGamerCow: Turn to 333. 333: Buy the next book, loser!
rustywir3s: but do we have protection for the horrors
UtilityPunk: Everybody else getting haunted, meanwhile ghosts won't come within 1km of us lol
 beowuuf: @devilcultivator lol
lochnessseammonster: true
 beowuuf: creeping chill or Creeping Chill. one would be a monster
 RandomTrivia: Wow this book does NOT like letting you keep a horse
 betweenmyself: wow, the Prince’s Horse is a coward
 beowuuf: prince's horse will be fine. absolutely. goes to the same farm as the mage.
 accountmadeforants: "If you own Book 1.5: Graveyard of the Ancients, turn to page 1 of Book 1.5. If not, you die."
 terribleplan: Horse beats you to the city
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/JoyousCautiousCrabTooSpicy-kLYSKrzl2ZZpD8Ba
artdecosunburn: I know this has been asked many times, but which version of Book 1 is this?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: All horses are cowards about something
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 beowuuf: @artdecosunburn on screen is near to 1984, adam is reading the 2024 version
 Bugberry: I just saw rewatched Return of the King today and those horses refused to go into the tomb with all those ghosts, so that tracks.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: As an equestrian who trains horses, even thr bravest horses are absolutely terrified about something, often grocery bags in the wind
 Thefluffiestguineapig: One of the things that I will say is that horses and cats can see the shadow realm/fae realm/ghosts and that's what they are reacting to when there is stone fucking nothing and they are going nuts
artdecosunburn: Thanks Beowuuf. Is it the 2024 Original or 2024 Extended? Presumably Original if they're comparing to 1984.
devilcultivator: graveyard of the currently contemporary
  Juliamon: ghosts are real but only to cats and horses
 SquareDotCube: Graveyard of the Moderns is just filled with featureless geometric headstones
 realbadatthis_: rotisserie ghosts
rustywir3s: looks about 16 years old
 beowuuf: @artdecosunburn 2024 bacxk to the original, the extended book 1 back in the 2000s was to tie in to the video game, and hasn't been reprinted since the mongoose times
 Twilight_Spark:  yeah
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Bugberry Those kinds of legends are based on a couple of things, having worked extensively with horses, the fact they are very attuned to the emotions of their riders so if the humans are nervous they get nervous and will spook, and the fact their eyes work very differently to ours and they will spook at absolutely nothing. So people have said they can see ghosts
emboar2235: well, you see, when people die, they shit themselves. that steam is just the farts
devilcultivator: the gas leak could endanger all the undead unliving there
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 15ft??????
 beowuuf: Lone Cat
rustywir3s: what is that in metres?
 beowuuf: Axe broke our fall
 Thefluffiestguineapig: And you're fine?????
 accountmadeforants: Elden Ring rules, either no fall damage or death
 Brozard: Nice ukemi!
 TheAinMAP: 
 beowuuf: @rustywir3s about 4 - 5m
 e_bloc: dude knows how to take a bump
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @rustywir3s About 4.6meters
 A_Dub888: Hi friends, have we fallen down a pit?
 beowuuf: @A_Dub888 yes!
 RealGamerCow: Dude falls like Mick Foley
 RandomTrivia: Oh, it's a 1-way ladder
 realbadatthis_: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @beowuuf We did a James!
 beowuuf: archtunnel, more villainous than a normal tunnel
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dagoth__ur_: open it bro
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 6th sense: ARE YOU INSANE
dagoth__ur_: its got tresure
Omnipotrevor: Okay, sixth sense clearly the vip of disciplines here.
 beowuuf: sixth sense: don't fall down in to the graveyard, idiot
artdecosunburn: Thanks Beowuuf. I thought Homgard was printing both, with differences in hardcover and softcover. Appreciate the clarification.
 realbadatthis_: drink the juice!
 ArdCollider: sixth sense: the Kai told you not to drink the juice
devilcultivator: tomb aged serpents of the ancients
 beowuuf: @Omnipotrevor my friend suggested sixth sense as the only thing he said when i first got given the book to read...never ever regretted it 
 A_Dub888: @Thefluffiestguineapig Hooray! (well maybe not for Jeff)
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I feel like my prediction was basically spot on
rustywir3s: dank
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Good news: in the Panalysts sense
dagoth__ur_: who keeps monsters in the most likely monster place???
dagoth__ur_: they know you will know
 itira: 
 beowuuf: @artdecosunburn hmm, no, you are right, hardcover has extended version, apologies
 SnackPak_: so many cobwebs
rustywir3s: the cobweb feeling nooooo
MungoDude: just use your phone as a torch
 betweenmyself: Paul’s version of the book places greater importance on starting equipment than flavor text, so really, which version is better? 
 realbadatthis_: burrow crawler taking off your belt?
 darkcyril: @realbadatthis_ Buy me dinner at first, burrow crawler
 accountmadeforants: @Thefluffiestguineapig My mom was/is really into horses and did tell me they were complete cowards  But also how the things they *weren't* scared of made no sense at all. (Like, farmers here have this thing where they fill milk churns with explosives to shoot things, and somehow that noise doesn't spook them.)
YeOldeMark: The monastery already proved to be pretty bad at surviving
devilcultivator: @realbadatthis_ couldn't have done that iff you had a torch...makes you think
 Chesul: west!
rustywir3s: brutal
devilcultivator: the STATE of this chamber
artdecosunburn: @beowuuf No need for apologies. It's hard to keep track of all the versions of a franchise like this. Thanks for confirming this is the 2024 original reprint.
 accountmadeforants: Brutal, dude
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @accountmadeforants It's super individualized though, which is part of how they end up in different disciplines. My horse is from a long line of jumpers and has the physicality for it but HATES anything that moves in the wind, so I got him for the stuff I do which looks less weird. One of his half siblings, doesn't give a shit
rustywir3s: oh this is fine
artdecosunburn: I appreciate this community is always willing to answer questions in the chat.
devilcultivator: just jam those magical crystals were ever Mac, we's gettin paid minimum wage here!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Paul has literal TLDR
 beowuuf: @artdecosunburn just embarrassing as i have that hardback on my shelf too, hence the quick ability to check 
 vinewood_og: 4 minutes?
rustywir3s: beej is built different
 JessieImproved: I watch long videos but I'm also crumbling into dust so
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @artdecosunburn We are here to make people feel welcome! It's about having a good time and if we reference an inside joke then it is no problem to explain it
 beowuuf: if it's not a 20 second tik tok what are we even doing 
 itira: im a 30 minute viewer aswell 
 Bugberry: Youtube let's plays are a dying artform.
 ThorSokar: here I am regularly watching videos that are 1+ hours long, apparently I am an edge-case
devilcultivator: only 100 or 200 years here or there
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @JessieImproved Oh yeah, I constantly when someone says something about when they were born feel my arthritis groan
 accountmadeforants: Even when I only have the time/attention span for 4 minutes of video, I'll just watch one video 4 minutes at a time 
Ignatiuspants: I watch hours of stuff (as long as I have a video game open too)
artdecosunburn: So you're saying 2025 needs a "Choose Your Own Adventure" TikTok-style gamebook? Just scrolling and stitching?
 A_Dub888: How's Critical Role still going then?
 Nigouki: Machinegun Jubblies!?!?!?
 beowuuf: i still love rob scallon's 2hr 20 minute video of making an accoustic guitar from scratch with an actual luthier
 HadesLeprechaun: gonna watch the entirety of Andor in 30 seconds clips on tiktok
 betweenmyself: I’m an outlier, having watched a nearly ELEVEN HOUR youtube video showcasing various ports of Double Dragon 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @ThorSokar Sometimes about lore of fiction series to decompress, sometimes VODs!
 accountmadeforants: @artdecosunburn Honestly it'd probably work, just make each page a separate video
 beowuuf: seems fine
 beowuuf: for reference, we're in MS5050
 SnackPak_: coward
 beowuuf: MS being 'since the forging of the moonstone
devilcultivator: 15,000 years ago zombies fought cavemen? why aren't we reading THAT
 beowuuf: this was bad
 BusTed: dang
plundypops: omg I saw "tabletop RPGs" but didn't expect this! time to start from the beginning >_>
 beowuuf: its flavour and fills in the world for later
artdecosunburn: @Thefluffiestguineapig I've been around a while. I just rarely chat. Having missed the portion of the stream mentioning which book version was in use, I knew the Chat would be able to confirm.
 accountmadeforants: Mmm, monkey
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @plundypops Welcome! we are here to answer any questions you have if you want to just start from here and watch the VOD later
 darkcyril: @plundypops If you like it, there actually *is* a TTRPG set in this world published by Cubicle 7.
 beowuuf: @plundypops even better, if you check our LRR's youtube, adam and co have done other book series like fighting fantasy. enjoy 
devilcultivator: like that the aye-aye thing is like reaching outside the frame of ti's art
 SnackPak_: smash the state!
 RandomTrivia: That can only go well 
 itira: LOL
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Are we on #teamchaos today?
dagoth__ur_: just RP doom guy
 Thefluffiestguineapig: No 6th sense option here???
randomino5: The game designers thought of everything
 JessieImproved: So anyway I started blastin
 NotCainNorAbel: so I started blasting
 A_Dub888: @Thefluffiestguineapig There are days when we're not?
iarethel0ser: Smash the state!
 RandomTrivia: "So anyway, I started stabbing"
randomino5: If you wish to unleash rat chaos, turn to page 134
 darkcyril: There's some money or health refills in those skulls if Zelda has taught me anything.
 accountmadeforants: If this was a video game you *know* you'd start hitting the skulls just for the hell of it
 beowuuf: the gnome one where you got to look at the gorilla and it was illusion 
 realbadatthis_: start blastin!
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 spethycakes: "There wasn't much going on"
devilcultivator: that's why they're the best in the genre
 UltraVioletVodoo: The Gorilla Machine!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @A_Dub888 There's a difference between Doom Guy and mono chaos choices. Doom Guy is always smash, chaos is sometimes
 beowuuf: Limp Wolf
 RockPusher: My skulls!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ah yes, the Oki Oki reaction
 SnackPak_: 
 Kramburger: Lone Bull in a China Shop
 beowuuf: crypt spawn, weeeee
 beowuuf: you could have fought that 
 SnackPak_: never punished
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @artdecosunburn No shade either way, sorry for not responding faster, but glad this lured you into the nonsens
 betweenmyself: BROTHER!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So were those the skulls of their enemies or something?
 vinewood_og: Finally!
devilcultivator: there's no hulkamaniacs here!!
 TotallyNotaBeholder: He'll no sell the stabbing, doesn't work for him brother
 SnackPak_: lets go!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hells to the yeah!!
rustywir3s: heck yeeeaaaahhhh
devilcultivator: WOOT!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It pays offf
dagoth__ur_: im down
devilcultivator: even if it kills us we got to it's a bespoke death for our run
 ThorSokar: and if you fail, the family starves to death
Kaaosa: does the door have a friend
 JessieImproved: is the door single
 realbadatthis_: is the door baptized?
 accountmadeforants: "If you wish to fuck up anyway, go to ..."
devilcultivator: thought that's what i was doing book?
letsbelgo: biggest brain
 beowuuf: double bluff
rustywir3s: which book do they start making all the locks have numeric codes?
devilcultivator: inb4 this kills us cause it's an anti-psionic trap
 ThorSokar: those are the crappy years anyways!
 SnackPak_: perfect
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 The_Color_Twelve: we take the mind!
 NorthstarTex: try to remember that one episode of LPL
 beowuuf: @rustywir3s i recall book 11 having one?
artdecosunburn: I'm waiting for them to do some from the "Find Your Fate" and "Wizards, Warriors, and You" series. Or those quirky noir detective gamebooks from the 1980s.
rustywir3s: maybe theyre not as prominent as i remember, haha
   LoadingReadyRun:  it's fine for tonight, but if/when we do the next book in the series, does anyone know if the new versions are also available online somewhere?
 beowuuf: why do the weeds hate us? hack hack hack hack*
devilcultivator: so door was infact not trapped and we did that with our brain for no reason
 darkcyril: @LoadingReadyRun I don't think so. Project Aon is the original printings as far as I know.
 JessieImproved: I miss the cryptkeeper but I know it would never hit now
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ah, so we fucked up bad
  Sarah_Serinde: It's kinda fun seeing the difference between versions
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Did we unleash something horrible for later?
Omnipotrevor: You also don't lose any endurance
 type_variable: also one version doesnt hit you twice
 beowuuf: @LoadingReadyRun not legally, the editing is part of the reason for buying i guess, sorry 
 spurius: should make them out of diamond
 itira: 
lochnessseammonster: diamonds are the fancy stones
 beowuuf: lol
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 RockPusher: Asbestos Underwear: Oh So Itchy
 Bugberry: Flintstone locks would have little dinosaurs inside of them.
 Razdak: We should make cars out of stone, and instead of engines we move them with our feet
 KWardJenx: Man makes a point
 A_Dub888: Asbestos is besto....wait
 darkcyril: Asbestos. As-best-us.
rustywir3s: you really are cosplaying as link
 beowuuf: all along the logwall 
 betweenmyself: “You made it!  How is the Prince and his wonderful Horse?”
 spethycakes: asbestos we could
 ContingentCat: Happy pride
 accountmadeforants: "Oh, dang, I guess those skulls were pretty spooky after all" *starts sweating profusely*
 RockPusher: 
 itira: 
 Bugberry: "I made it through the graveyard of the anceints, and all i got was this lousy t-shirt"
Omnipotrevor: Add 1 "I survived the Graveyard of the Ancients" t-shirt
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Aren't you also like 12
 DaniellNaruta: You call that Trauma? This is 2025!
artdecosunburn: Actually, a great series for LRR Tabletop would be 1985's "Gumshoe," the companion to "Sherlock Holmes: Consulting Detective." It's essentially a boxed game book. https://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/3365/gumshoe
 vinewood_og: Real Hogan energy
 KWardJenx: Ever fall that far? REALLY scarry!
lochnessseammonster: 
UtilityPunk: Telepathic powers giving nosebleeds and fainting lol
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Are we mostly Brave Sir Robin
 darkcyril: @Thefluffiestguineapig I don't know if it's explicitly called out, but I always felt like Lone Wolf was a young adult at least.
 beowuuf: oooooh
 JessieImproved: Brave brave brave Otaku, bravely ran away
 beowuuf: with lock and pin
hamraffle: You can just leave, hit the bricks
rustywir3s: shows up, breaks your decorative skulls, refuses to elaborate, leaves
 darkcyril: @Thefluffiestguineapig Actually, I just looked it up. He's apparently 15. Born in MS 5035
 Bugberry: Basically a community center haunted house.
hackingducks: still a better story than most podcasts.
UtilityPunk: Just imagine the guards thinking "Oh haha, yeah the laugh of the crypt keeper was just a recording. The feeling of evil was just the pot smoke we pipe into there"
 HadesLeprechaun: staggering from all that nothing that happened
 NotCainNorAbel: and why is there a long track right toward it?
 beowuuf: holmgard wallbuilder galen erso
 vinewood_og: Now Ricky, you gotta learn to fly with the fear.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Or they did and they realized you came out of the haunted ass tomb
 TheAinMAP: 
UtilityPunk: Forgot to say "I'm a kai master"
 beowuuf: @UtilityPunk we're five disciplines short, shhhh
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 beowuuf: try nordic
 itira: LOLOL
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Do you have a tattoo or something? How do they know who you are?
 beowuuf: hello, we are the sommlending, we love gooooooooold-en swords and the sun
 beowuuf: @Thefluffiestguineapig green cloak, watertight identification
dagoth__ur_: tell them about your physic powers now
 beowuuf: more horses! no need to eat a meal
Omnipotrevor: So Kai is like, a support class, right? Good when paired with a real soldier, but useless when they're just amongst each other?
 accountmadeforants: Wine and charcuterie board as rations\
 type_variable: actually the wine is for a more somber affair
 beowuuf: @Omnipotrevor very ranger support, yah
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Actually the water is probably deeply unsafe to drink
 RockPusher: He offers you a goonbag of wine
 Cptasparagus: its more of a wine Stanley cup
 RockPusher: "G'day"
 shendaras: he was "dying"..
 Kentosaurus: saturday morning cartoon rules
MungoDude: he's pining for the fjords
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Beej the Lawyer here
 beowuuf: still rolling saves...
rustywir3s: almost christmas means it wasnt christmas
 KWardJenx: The implication was pretty intense
 Driosenth: Dead Prince can't tell anyone shit
 Bugberry: "I'm not dead yet!"
 neisan2112: That gives "Did everyone survive?I've met none that have" energy
 beowuuf: book 1 was very short
dagoth__ur_: i mean you have physic powers
 neisan2112: "Anyone die"*
 vinewood_og: One does simply walk into mordor
rustywir3s: you may have coin flipped into the optimal path, tbf
 betweenmyself: “Surely he’s dead.”  “We don’t know that for certain, and *don’t* call me Shirley.”
 comrade_cards: You are very close to the end
 Bugberry: you don't kill horses, you destroy them.
 Nigouki: horse started with the prince's livery but came back only with the prince's liver
 RockPusher: Elysium
hackingducks: elysiium
 accountmadeforants: Elysium
 vinewood_og: Elysium
 The_Color_Twelve: elysium
 beowuuf: you can fall off a roof in this section and die if you make poor choices
letsbelgo: 
 accountmadeforants: Well, I guess we can surmise a lot of people saw Elysium
 beowuuf: you can walk 3
 KWardJenx: Traffic. Am I right?
Morrigan9: human walking is like 3 mph
Morrigan9: ish
 accountmadeforants: Looking at that page 130, I do like how we never had to eat our single meal once
 RockPusher: The Power Waddle
lochnessseammonster: you do have long legs
lochnessseammonster: 
 neisan2112: Longlegs? wheres Nick Cage?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The meaningless proper nouns
 Kramburger: Adam walking: https://media1.tenor.com/m/yASQhinbMggAAAAd/kathandkim-walk.gif
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 itira: 
 darkcyril: Rich Corinthian leather.
rustywir3s: throwing world building at the wall to see what sticks
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Death again
 ContingentCat: Acab
rustywir3s: this is such a wild third act twist
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Two pages from now: next item stolen
 DeM0nFiRe: Now you can't learn the shadow clone jutsu
 beowuuf: fum fact, you can decode the scroll if you got the old encyclopaedia about of the world. they've never re-released it 
Morrigan9: no backpack, belt stolen
 HadesLeprechaun: that's how games of Tales of Arabian Nights board game always go
lochnessseammonster: the scroll is blank like kung fu panda
 beowuuf: take people back to helgedad
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 NorthstarTex: chat will remember this
Kaaosa: nice to meet you mike
 xantos69: Um... anybody want to tell him?
 KWardJenx: Big Mike!
 foopoiuyt: Beej needs to edit the book now
rustywir3s: lol
 itira: oh boy! something to look forward to!
 betweenmyself: whoever stole that scroll is gonna be picked up by the royal guard as a spy for the enemy 
 accountmadeforants: It has to be specifically book 4, though
hackingducks: can we get in contact with the author real quick?
 dougma: Don't you mean "an max assblaster gaurentee?"
 itira: hog way
 beowuuf: @hackingducks they died, soooooooooo
hackingducks: @beowuuf spirit board, got it.
 Mai_Andra: Oh, Hi, Way. 
 betweenmyself: I did not hit her!  I did NAWT!  Oh, haiway!
 RandomTrivia: Oh no, a locked door 
 itira: @betweenmyself 
 Nigouki: can we file a complaint about this dangerous traffic?
 beowuuf: mahhead!
 beowuuf: i'm serious, this is all our concussed fever dream back at the tree
 RandomTrivia:  Good effort
 itira:  just go with it
jacqui_lantern234: MEESTER KYEH-NYEH-DEE!!!!!!!!!
 62MGcobra: only one voice in old country
 BusTed: 
Xavbull: Fight! Fight! Fight!
rustywir3s: oh so NOW you fight
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So now we are going to be arrested?
 goombalax: turns out he's the grandmaster monk
 beowuuf: embraced the murder hobo lifestyle, get the cleaver
 BusTed: feather in his jaunty cap
 Thefluffiestguineapig: THE FUCK
 itira: LOL that is amazing
 vinewood_og: Rick Rubin is pissed
 Bugberry: choppy
rustywir3s: he's just a confused old man!
YeOldeMark: Leprosy
devilcultivator: that point finger is massive
 Nigouki: It's the one that's in prison
jacqui_lantern234: Choppy The Dwarf
 vinewood_og: Ty ty
 SnackPak_: Rick Rubin or RMS
 lamina5432: I get more grungy
 accountmadeforants: What do you mean old man? This is clearly another teenager.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I think he might have dementia
 Kentosaurus: lol
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 beowuuf: 
MungoDude: the Mad Butcher is an actual butcher franchise here in NZ
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ObedientCrunchyChipmunkKAPOW-MemmVO9LsmSFrwZM
 beowuuf: get a 0
jacqui_lantern234: @DeM0nFiRe 
 KWardJenx: Been going out of business for YEARS
jacqui_lantern234: also #Dodged
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 RockPusher: https://d329st1qht6i0g.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2023/01/19172253/MadButcher_online4-1.jpg
 SnackPak_: blat blat
rustywir3s: hhhhhhhh
 DeM0nFiRe: F
hackingducks: one hit headshot
 type_variable: combat is easyyy
rustywir3s: chunky giblets
 iris_of_ether: Ah, giblets
 beowuuf: he and all his meat products explode
 Bugberry: bloody mess perk activates
 The_Color_Twelve: chunk-i-fy
 ThorSokar: just frekin' ANNIHILATED
jacqui_lantern234: me MEATS all of his products!!! :V
 HadesLeprechaun: see? who would convict? he stabbed himself in the face
 NotCainNorAbel: dies to a door
 A_Dub888: nice
rustywir3s: no ragrets
 dougma: hahahhahahaha
 beowuuf: nice murder citizen
 RealGamerCow: Mercy killing
lochnessseammonster: yep
 type_variable: we found the escaped insane asylum patient?
 iris_of_ether: 
lochnessseammonster: 
 dougma: monty python yea.....
Astramentha: F o7
 Thefluffiestguineapig:   
 KWardJenx: Secret Big Bad
 dougma: 
 realbadatthis_:   
 Nigouki: Oh Thank God you killed him! Our social safety net is so underfunded!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: THE FUCK
 DeM0nFiRe: bruh
letsbelgo: get paid
rustywir3s: a c a b
 HadesLeprechaun: thank you SO MUCH for murdering this poor old man
devilcultivator: love the idea of the narrator telling beej "you feel remorse." and he just says "not sure about that" to no one at all
 accountmadeforants: I'm crying laughing
  Sarah_Serinde: I'm getting some mixed messages from this passage
 dougma: symbolic
 iris_of_ether: Symbolic
lochnessseammonster: nothing
 type_variable: local tier medal of honour
 spethycakes: a key-shaped trophy
 Mai_Andra: totally escort to reward.  definitely not escort to jail.
 The_Color_Twelve: its being given a commendation from the city
 HadesLeprechaun: they're doing it out of self-preservation, having encountered some kind of magic God with telekinesis
 HadesLeprechaun: not as a reward
 GasCityGaming: And we'll be sure to delete this VOD
 TheAinMAP: Stop working on that technology.
 goombalax: you buy the most stuff at Garageillenium
 ghizmou: I see no way this plan could go awry
 Kentosaurus: sounds like a plotline for friday nights or commodore
 vinewood_og: Enjoy the back nine!
 lirazel64: It means you're an honorary citizen. Usually given to honored guests
 HadesLeprechaun: I might also offer money and a ride to someone I just witnessed murdering a man with his mind
 realbadatthis_: 2020 intensifies
JinaMahavira: rip Beej I guess
devilcultivator: a key that ulocks all doors in the city implies you can lock everyone out...it's too much power
 neisan2112: So does Beej get the Golf club?
lochnessseammonster: that's the tweet
 iris_of_ether:   
 accountmadeforants: Adam figured out step 2, finally
 foopoiuyt: This sounds like a commodore hustle plot
 ghizmou: we'll figure out in the beta phase
 NotCainNorAbel: details, I'm just the idea guy
 NorthstarTex: make T Virus, ....., Profit!
 type_variable: 2nd part? technical, you wouldnt get it
WolfgangCloud subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 133 months!
 WolfgangCloud: I am so glad we are doing these again!
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 beowuuf: 
 public_key_reveal_party: For resident evil, step 2 is "we all die horribly"
 beowuuf: 
 RealGamerCow: 
 Bugberry: forest gump your way through the book
 RockPusher: 
 SnackPak_: now it sounds bad?
hackingducks: 
 beowuuf: roofways it is!
rustywir3s: oh boy
 KWardJenx: Paul the unforgiving narrator
 RockPusher: We're a leaf on the wind?
 realbadatthis_: the wizard could have been your conscience
 beowuuf: @RockPusher more like a plummerting stone with the wrong rolls
 type_variable: imagine killing a hobo wearing an "i survived the graveyard" t shirt
rustywir3s: rotunda? i hardly know 'er!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh this is that death
 beowuuf: no hay 
 realbadatthis_: hell yeah
 beowuuf: we;re currently in MS 5050
rustywir3s: oh i'm glad we know what year that was
 Cptasparagus: MS5029 is that one gang right
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CoyAthleticPotatoPupper--QNmEm6B2ndJqnkm
 comrade_cards: This gonna be incredible
devilcultivator: imagine a town where your streets are so bad a majority of the populace takes up roof jumping just to get to work!!
 beowuuf: 
rustywir3s: really makes you think
 TheAinMAP: 
 realbadatthis_: 50 ft is practically 15
 beowuuf: 1/3 chance? now 20% ...
rustywir3s: 20% chance of beefing it
 beowuuf: you get distrascted by muffin
 beowuuf: darn 
devilcultivator: dead
 goombalax: the air is killed
 HadesLeprechaun: just a minor concussion, we can definitely call it a safe landing
 accountmadeforants: PARKOUR
 accountmadeforants parkour
devilcultivator: some many people were doing this it had to be outlawed remember and you're some kind of psionic ninja!!!
 TheAinMAP: 
devilcultivator: how did we jump so badly
 beowuuf: absolutely murdered, it'#s great
 itira: yikes! 
 beowuuf: killed by the pun, not the fall
 NorthstarTex: oof
 RandomTrivia: 
lochnessseammonster: 
rustywir3s: four floors AND a roof
 BigDaddyBland87: you make it but the roof collapses?
 lamina5432: long death scene
 beowuuf: look, ikf you get to that point by refusing all aid, you deserve it
 ThorSokar: brutal
 Lord_Hosk: turn down for splat
 HadesLeprechaun: and not just ANY tiles, those special proper noun-named tiles
 definenull: 30% is harsh
 type_variable: save or die is king dnd
kyosokun: And it's not even that you don't make the jump!
 shendaras: horse inflation
 beowuuf: @definenull 1984 was a different time
 lirazel64: When your plot armor is so heavy it kills you.
kyosokun: You do, and then just, go through the roof
 Veshnikard: We have a message from the dying prince
 beowuuf: book 2 tells you why this is so impoirtant
  Sarah_Serinde: The prince had a message yeah
  Sarah_Serinde: About things being bad and they king should do a thing
 beowuuf: basically the kai were the leaders and chgampions agains tthe darklord
 beowuuf: sommerswerd, only thing that can kill a darklord, kai the only ones that can weild it
 DeM0nFiRe: The horse was supposed to remind us, but it fucked off in the graveyard
 Veshnikard: We wrote it on the back of the scroll
 betweenmyself: Your Highness, the Prince had an urgent message, “Otaku Jeff is really cool.  You should make him the new prince and let him have my cool sword and horse.”
Bruceski: "The Prince said to tell you... eh if I can't remember it's probably not important."
 realbadatthis_:   
FitalShell subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 72 months, currently on a 72 month streak!
 FitalShell: 6 years woooooo
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rustywir3s: 350!!
devilcultivator: stab first ask question before bleed out
 KWardJenx: Handsome you say? Go on...
 ralphie2099: Oh, I've been hoping Adam would tackle this series at some point. Can't wait to catch the YouTube upload.
MungoDude: that dude lukes a bit like the wizard
 beowuuf: lone wolf is the only owner of a cloak that is only green without brain matter
 BigDaddyBland87: "Off with his head!" and your story ends
 ThorSokar: @LoadingReadyRun It looks like only book 1 is significantly different, books 2 -> 28 don't have large differences in their versions, then book 29 (The Hunger of Sejanoz) is significantly different again
DoomBringerIL: why does it sounds so familiar??? Kai and all that
DoomBringerIL: how old is this book?
 beowuuf: sejanoz was published in america severely edited down
 darkcyril: @ThorSokar Was 29 one of the ones that Dever's son did?
devilcultivator: this book loves the word plinth
 accountmadeforants: @DoomBringerIL Like... 1980's?
 betweenmyself: Oh, that’s a picture of the Princess.  Quite the looker 
rustywir3s: who doesn't love a plinth?
 goombalax: theres just a lot of plinths round here
rustywir3s: i think this book was 1984
 ThorSokar: @darkcyril yes
 NorthstarTex: of course, and the skulls and all that stuff
 Razdak: you tell him and he gives you another 10 gold
 RockPusher: We saw a wizard who totally had it under control
DoomBringerIL: @accountmadeforants holy shit i think i read that book in my native language as a child.....
 beowuuf: @darkcyril no, it was last one before lone wolf first stopped back im 90s.
lochnessseammonster: 
 definenull: 
   LoadingReadyRun: @ThorSokar good to hear! we'll deal with 29 if we get there 
 Bugberry: literal Castle Doctrine
 SnackPak_: what a good voice
jacqui_lantern234: 
 beowuuf: boston?
 Winterfae: perfection is what it is
 betweenmyself: dollar store Strongbad
 definenull: dude bro meets movie trailer person
 Kentosaurus: elmer fudd
 neisan2112: Its that combined with Boston
 definenull: perfect
 NorthstarTex: not completely UwU voice, but close
 ThorSokar: hahaha
 RainyMint: 
rustywir3s: no notes
 lamina5432: Good voice  enjoyable voices
 RockPusher: The Impweasive Bishwop
 Bugberry: Let Us Gather Togetha
 goombalax: holy shit
RebekahWSD: Got damn
 Saintnex: god damn
rustywir3s: allen! allen! allen!
 beowuuf: cowwage...
 itira: 
 ralphie2099: @ThorSokar Yeah, Joe Dever went back and rewrote the first book at some point with a total of 550 sections. In the current publishing, the hardback is the extended version and the softcover is original 350 section story.
 HadesLeprechaun: wait I think that king might be related to the crazy old man we encountered earlier
jacqui_lantern234: MAWWAGE
 Chesul: Now it's the priest from Princess Bride.
lochnessseammonster: mawwage
Tz_BG: Mwwiage is what brings us together today
 type_variable: its the inbreeding
JinaMahavira: mawwwage
letsbelgo: hey abbot
 accountmadeforants: 
 SnackPak_: it's just a bit Homestar, too
 jessicaengle: Hewwo Chat
devilcultivator: you smashed many skulls cause they were eeky
 A_Dub888: !card zacama
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 beowuuf: sparklesword!
 goombalax: skiwws to pay da biwws
 itira: 
 jessicaengle: I see we're doing serious gaming
 dougma: chef kiss
 RandomTrivia: 
 SnackPak_: so good
 itira: my face hurts
jacqui_lantern234:  IM FUCKIN HOWLING
 beowuuf: you won't be laughing when you see it's CS bonus 
 HadesLeprechaun: you have been punished for choosing this voice
 vinewood_og: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Wove two vove is wat bwings us here twogetha today
lochnessseammonster:  
 accountmadeforants: And now we know why it's called the Sommerswer, ermergerd
 RandomTrivia: Absolutely spectacular
 lirazel64:   
 definenull: the symbol of her church
rogerivany: That was the guy from spaceballs right?
 RandomTrivia: It's Thunderfury all over again 
 A_Dub888: @jessicaengle Adam Savidan is a serious gamer
 realbadatthis_: 
 Kentosaurus: gg
 NotCainNorAbel: 5000 - sucuussseees
 definenull: ggs ggs ggs!
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AmazonianBitterDeerPanicVis-xwtNc-WVwe74ck9A
 DeM0nFiRe: 
devilcultivator: really!?
MungoDude: 
 UltraVioletVodoo: Theres a second one!?!?!?
 RockPusher:    
 ThorSokar: 
 shendaras: 
devilcultivator: indeed
 The_Color_Twelve:  
 itira: goddamn that was fun
 beowuuf: canonically./ ok.
 jessicaengle:   
 Dog_of_Myth: 
rustywir3s: hooway
lochnessseammonster: yeah i wonder why 
 TheAinMAP:  
ghyllnox: @UltraVioletVodoo They've got 5 in the office!
jacqui_lantern234: congrats Otaku Jeff!!!
 beowuuf: lol, you keep this character for 12
 30teracyte: 
 lamina5432: right on time though
RebekahWSD: Oooooer!
 accountmadeforants: There's like 30
 NorthstarTex: Do we have the second one?
 beowuuf: (actually 20)
lochnessseammonster:  
rustywir3s: and you level up between books!
RebekahWSD: I can not wait for Book 5 to ask for that stolen scroll
 darkcyril: Adam, you killed a man.
 UltraVioletVodoo: 5! thats fantastic!
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 KWardJenx: This is awesome!
 A_Dub888: but what if we chuck everything down a pit?
 beowuuf: then 21 - 32 is new character continued story
 vinewood_og: Forrest Gumped book 1, meanwhile other adventurers broke their back falling off the roof
rustywir3s: i think that was pretty close to the optimal path
 Mai_Andra: semper kai
rustywir3s: sixth sense goated
jacqui_lantern234: sooo, uhh.... how many of these books are we doing in sequence?
 Veshnikard: So glad that wizard survived
 beowuuf: last book of endgame still being written based on joe dever's noted by his son and others he trusted to finish the series
jacqui_lantern234: this WAS really fun
 DeM0nFiRe: It was fun!
lochnessseammonster: hell yeah 
 jessicaengle: I'm so sad I  missed most of the stream, these are some of my fav LRR content!  Can't wait to watch the VOD.
 Winterfae: This was amazing
devilcultivator: sick helmet
 jessicaengle:    
 Kentosaurus: speedrun strats
 beowuuf: i was worried it would be too straight, but you guys made it fun
 ThorSokar: Not helping the Wizard was... not great
 itira:   moar
 jessicaengle:      
 beowuuf: i'd love you to find out the wizard's mission 
 lamina5432: gnight
 betweenmyself: Adam “Nah, I’m not participating in this story hook.”  Also Adam, “Why didn’t we see anything cool?”
 Mai_Andra: "We ignored everything we encountered.  I wonder why nothing ever happed." 
 jessicaengle: @itira Moar pls!  
 accountmadeforants: Hot damn, that's a lot of illustrations we missed yea
 ThorSokar: Oh, ya, what did we lose, some scroll?
jacqui_lantern234: thanks for streaming, you 3  these are always so delightful
  Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
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 Veshnikard: We still have that meal though
 Kentosaurus: this was fun
  Sarah_Serinde: !youtube
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 beowuuf: o7 thanks for the fun! the others I guess I'll see in vod form 
devilcultivator: @Mai_Andra those things we ignored surely would have insta-killed us
 NotCainNorAbel: Beej was great
 xantos69: Adam did a good job.
 beowuuf: hey graham! hey paul! adam did good
 jessicaengle:    Adam deserves a raise!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This was a great stream
 SnackPak_: Paul, Adam did great tonight
 vinewood_og: Thanks "Michael Assblast"
 xantos69: 50 Bits
 HadesLeprechaun: oh no, guns coming back up
 A_Dub888: Paul, Adam did a great job
Riandisa: Thanks for the fun stream!
 accountmadeforants: @ThorSokar We might not have any quest items left, but at least we still have a bunch of gold and two weapons we can't use properly
 TheAinMAP: Passed this performance review!
rustywir3s: byeeeee
 Mai_Andra: <Paul will remember this.>
 ThorSokar: In before Paul comes out with a Joker Gun for that mic tap
 beowuuf: and the burrowcrawlers are gone
 NorthstarTex: Say it
 BusTed: 
MungoDude: are the frogs gone?
 Veshnikard: The employee review went well, Adam keeps his job
 betweenmyself: 
 vinewood_og: Ribbit
 definenull: say the phrase
 BusTed: 
 KWardJenx: Beej, Adam did a great job.
 ThorSokar: @accountmadeforants hahaha, yep
lochnessseammonster: thanks for the stream 
 jessicaengle: 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
BobROE: Adam, Beej did a great job.
 raulghoulia: say the line bart
 RockPusher: \  /
 NorthstarTex: say the thing Adam
 Driosenth: Youtube doesn't see chat
 NorthstarTex: WOOOOOO
 RandomTrivia: 
MechaKuuga: Beej give Adam more money
 jessicaengle: 
 saucemaster5000: FROGS ARE GONNNE
 itira: 
 iris_of_ether:   
 ghizmou: bring back the worm
 pipshardfour: who you calling a weirdo
 macintose: oh boi
  Sarah_Serinde: excuse you, *I'm* still here
 accountmadeforants: 
 jessicaengle: I'm still here.
 lamina5432: time to kick back
 ThorSokar: This one was a riot, good choice
 definenull: uh oh we got a reader
lochnessseammonster:   
 ghizmou: librarians hate him
 KWardJenx: Beat it frogs!
 macintose: thanks adam!
 RockPusher: Give Adam *all* the proper nouns
 thatguysteve2709: Give your belt to the worm
RebekahWSD: My mother reads to people in hospice
 vinewood_og: Break a Wish foundation
 jessicaengle: 
 iris_of_ether: Others were saying that's the case, yeah
 betweenmyself: Adam reads to the cancer patients: “Let’s just say I kill this guy with my giant Joker Gun.”
 realbadatthis_: you have to give the hospital peeps the eastern european
 itira: oh daaamnnn
 A_Dub888: Adam, YOU’RE incredible
 iris_of_ether: """Special""" potions
 beowuuf: the red cloaked guy with the raven.... not suspicious
 saucemaster5000: holy shit it's todvomhimmel
 shendaras: 
 TheAinMAP: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Oki Oki Fight Club (Join the Oki Oki Bois for some fighty man games! Game: Street Fighter 6) at Fri 10:00 AM PDT (14:04 from now).
 beowuuf: potentially nelson, family holidays depending?
 itira: wrong hole
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 Mai_Andra: Nelly's bringing the kids to fight club.  This is their vacation now.  
 saucemaster5000: @itira story of my life
 GasCityGaming: See the Kenny Omega spot?
 itira: @saucemaster5000 oop
 Mai_Andra: Viper waiting room.
 NorthstarTex: and now begins the Kenny Omega characters...people keep on telling me that they will not look like kenny omega
devilcultivator: it's live now though!
 TheAinMAP: Went up ten minutes ago.
 jessicaengle: 80
 RandomTrivia: "pet me or die, human" 
MungoDude: bless you
 beowuuf: bless you
 SnackPak_: 
 NorthstarTex: oh I missed the hot dogs?
 vinewood_og: Meee-owwwww
 raulghoulia: Sprong
 iris_of_ether: 
 TheAinMAP: 
 DeM0nFiRe: nice\
 KWardJenx: Nice
 jessicaengle:      
 DeM0nFiRe: nice
 RockPusher: nice
 RandomTrivia: Nice
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 RandomTrivia: Thanks for the stream, Adam, Beej and Paul!   
 shendaras: 
 KWardJenx: Great stream! Thanks
 TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
lochnessseammonster: 
 KWardJenx: Great work Paul
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 itira: hahaha holy shit
  Sarah_Serinde: 
  Sarah_Serinde: *I* remember you, chat 
 RockPusher:   
 DeM0nFiRe: o/ 
jacqui_lantern234:  shuddup, savidan 
 jessicaengle:   
 itira: kbyyye
 RockPusher:   
 beowuuf: thanks! byyyye!
 macintose: night
 SnackPak_: o7
 vinewood_og: 
MungoDude: peace
 spethycakes: 
 accountmadeforants: 
 realbadatthis_:    
 Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
 beowuuf: so tired, what's erika doing 
 underhill33:   
lochnessseammonster: night all 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Great stream, great chats!
 accountmadeforants: 
 jessicaengle: 
highelectricaltemperature: OMG lone wolf?
highelectricaltemperature: will be watching the vod 
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