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TehAmelie: greetings
jadielady: hey y'all
pleonasticTautology: Hi Jacob, hi Graham, hi Cameron!
A_Dub888: Who left their crystal in Studio C?
niccus: one day we'll load a game.
OldUncleDan: Doesn't matter anymore, but intro was very loud.
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pleonasticTautology: I sold them a bunch of cards to build my first custom Commander deck. :3
idontgetmyrealname: just got the Sarkan was a Man button yesterday
pleonasticTautology: Mox is great!
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PorpoisesUnknown: "Give me a button daddy, Please? Uwu" Did I do it right?
pleonasticTautology: I'm picking up my Card Kingdom order *from Mox*!
accountmadeforants: The just fisticuffs, the perfect affray, the beautiful slaughter
bytecaster: Me?
Mai_Andra: Did I... do this?
vinewood_og: "You know what you did!"
NotCainNorAbel:
Serpens77: it's all our fault
PorpoisesUnknown: You know what you've DONE
Micalovits: Right! I need to update patreon with my new card!
RockPusher:
Good work doing the intro Jacob!
accountmadeforants:
A_Dub888: @pleonasticTautology AEW Champion Jon Moxley sells Magic the Gathering cards?
Mai_Andra: Are we... Sephiroth?
PorpoisesUnknown: SPOILERS
vinewood_og: Dongle the Bingley, dingle the Bingley, tingle the pringles can).
pleonasticTautology: @A_Dub888 Mox Boarding House, the brick-and-mortor of Card Kingdom
v_nome: Did you pull Mr Rogers In A Blood Stained Sweater?
OldUncleDan: So Eff Green!
Mai_Andra: Lucky we're trying to save money and trying to avoid clutter, so we're definitely definitely not trying to collect everything...
accountmadeforants: Fortunately starter-only cards are intentionally terrible, so they're cheap.
PorpoisesUnknown: Jacob you don't want to go to the LAB again??
MegaDosX: Jacob, no swearing on Magic streams!
MegaDosX:
MegaDosX: Someone show him Thoracle
RockPusher:
eh Lab Man win
Diabore: good news, tokens arent technically cards
RockPusher: Thhhhhhspice!
OldUncleDan: Are these 60 card decks?
OldUncleDan: My question is now answered.
PorpoisesUnknown: LMAO very small sample size
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Aarek: consistentcy?
BrowneePointz: So they dropped the Planeswalker's Guide for Edge of Eternity a couple hours ago, and it's gonna be 100% Cam's Jam
LRRbot: Treno, Dark City | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}.
A_Dub888: MULTIPLE COPIES? In THIS economy??
TehAmelie: the card reader should work fast eh
LRRbot: Rabanastre, Royal City | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {R} or {W}.
Scy_Anide: Rubber Nasty
LRRbot: Sahagin [1U] | Creature — Merfolk Warrior [1/3] | Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, if at least four mana was spent to cast it, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature and it can't be blocked this turn.
LRRbot: Dragoon's Lance [1W] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and is a Knight in addition to its other types. / During your turn, equipped creature has flying. / Gae Bolg — Equip {4}
KodeMage: an adult film series, the dragoon's lance
accountmadeforants: Jacob experienced ludo-narrative harmony with the "lore" behind milling someone (including yourself).
MWGNZ: hey, rolling r's is a south island thing
accountmadeforants: Also my stream is way behind, going by chat, refresh it is
A_Dub888: No but they WERE talking about basically nuclear powered airships in XII
MegaDosX: "I feel like something's missing...can't put my finger on what though"
RockPusher: MWGNZ supposedly our northern influences are causing the southland Rrrrrr to die off
Micalovits: Wheeler played the Sephiroth on the archenemy stream right?
MWGNZ: RockPusher that means we're winning!
MegaDosX: Graham you made that up
PorpoisesUnknown: Cameron is dead lmfao
vinewood_og: NetFlux and Chill
LRRbot: Samurai's Katana [2R] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +2/+2, has trample and haste, and is a Samurai in addition to its other types. / Murasame — Equip {5}
idontgetmyrealname: no no, Seymore Flux is a thing
RockPusher: 5 to the trundle!
Serpens77: !card Seymour Flux
LRRbot: Seymour Flux [4B] | Legendary Creature — Spirit Avatar [5/5] | At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay 1 life. If you do, draw a card and put a +1/+1 counter on Seymour Flux.
CalbarTheBear: @Micalovits Yup, he did
LRRbot: Magitek Scythe [4] | Artifact — Equipment | A Test of Your Reflexes! — When this Equipment enters, you may attach it to target creature you control. If you do, that creature gains first strike until end of turn and must be blocked this turn if able. / Equipped creature gets +2/+1. / Equip {2}
A_Dub888: @idontgetmyrealname and we have the scars to prove it
TehAmelie: i remember Seymor Flux. it was the "how many times is this guy going to come back from being killed and then exorcized?" fight
Jundinator: How good are the starter kit decks
BrowneePointz: A TEST OF YOUR REFLEXES!
Sapphic_Shenanigans: All the rares in the Starter Kits are unique, right?
RetroHibiscus: legally distinct
BrowneePointz: Reaper Scythe is in the COmmander Deck
RetroHibiscus: !card reaper's scythe
LRRbot: Reaper's Scythe [2B] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / At the beginning of your end step, put a soul counter on this Equipment for each player who lost life this turn. / Equipped creature gets +1/+1 for each soul counter on this Equipment and is an Assassin in addition to its other types. / Death Sickle — Equip {2}
Greyah: It's not in the XIV commander deck.
Ukon_Cairns: yes, fittingly there are 3 Lightnings
BrowneePointz: he does a massive overhead slam attack you have to dodge or DIE
A_Dub888: we do the spooky slice?
Larkonus: Yeah, in the fight in question, when he says that he's about to dive at you so you need to move from where you are.
BrowneePointz: Reaper is a JoJo
BrowneePointz: you fuse with your Stand to go Sicko Mode
Earthenone: love a good battlesexual
Hadouken_lol_catz: !card sahg
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Plasterboard: Could be a Brute (in City of Heroes/Villains terminology)
pleonasticTautology: Zenos has a one-sided kismesissitude with the Warrior of Light.
LRRbot: Coeurl [1W] | Creature — Cat Beast [2/2] | {1}{W}, {T}: Tap target nonenchantment creature.
pleonasticTautology: If you understood what I just said, please log off.
Serpens77: Coe URL
omdorastrix: HEart-l
TehAmelie: co-ed url
CalbarTheBear: Coeurl, that kills people!
KarlHellisearth: i’m thinking about using the job select cards for in my commander Deck. How would the interaction go for these cards with the commander being Arna Kennerud??
Greyah: I can't spell it properly either half the time, and it's the server I play XIV on!
OldUncleDan: Pseudo-French... Much like the Quebec!
LRRbot: Deadly Embrace [3BB] | Sorcery | Destroy target creature an opponent controls. Then draw a card for each creature that died this turn.
BrowneePointz: benedikta harmon
TehAmelie: Quebecoeuis?
BrowneePointz: who deserved b etter writing
Earthenone: that hero drops a sweet katana
pleonasticTautology: I'm with Jacob.
Micalovits: I dunno... Back rubs with nails are something else
MadWolf1290: oh Jacob
LRRbot: Treno, Dark City | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}.
LRRbot: Al Bhed Salvagers [2B] | Creature — Human Artificer Warrior [2/3] | Whenever this creature or another creature or artifact you control dies, target opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
yaboysgottatinkles: backrub? naw. backrub with claws? oh yeah...
Ukon_Cairns: very silly that magic often feels at its best when neither player can play magic the gathering
anhakha: I hate the wording on al bhed salvagers
OldUncleDan: I have learned that Sultai Value is certainly a real deck in Limited.
bytecaster: Can you still reequip if you moved to combat already?
LRRbot: White Auracite [2WW] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until this artifact leaves the battlefield. / {T}: Add {W}.
MadWolf1290: CAMERON
pleonasticTautology: CAMERON
lesbiandracula: i'm sorry
MegaDosX: This kills the Jacob
Alas_Babylon: Mr. Lauder, a word, please
BrowneePointz: but yea there's a big fight you do with Zenos, he does a massive leaping slam where he yells A TEST OF YOUR REFLEXES. if you don't move you get b odied, it's a long fight, he says the voice line a LOT
Geldaran:
A_Dub888: White Auracite is an Eva?
PorpoisesUnknown:
Took those scavengers to the AL BHED alright 
vinewood_og: I have to go get a drink, just so I can spit it out! 🤣
Mai_Andra: Moenbryda
Alas_Babylon: @PorpoisesUnknown +2
lesbiandracula: minfilia
Mai_Andra: Minfillia
pleonasticTautology: Minfilia is on the card.
BrowneePointz: Minfilia. Moenbryda has blue hair
pleonasticTautology: Moenbryda is a femroe.
lesbiandracula: moenbryda is also in the card. but, uh
Mai_Andra: The art in Minfillia. Moenbryda is the character most closely involved with the "white auracite" story.
MadWolf1290: but Minfilia used it
MadWolf1290: oh Cameron...
BrowneePointz: Moenbryda and her autistic beautiful dork boyfriend Urianger
LRRbot: Sephiroth's Intervention [3B] | Instant | Destroy target creature. You gain 2 life.
anhakha: For al bhed salvagers, shouldn't it read "Whenever an creature dies, target opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life." How would a non-creature artifact die?
Visserian: Lot of words I'd use to describe Urianger, quiet isn't one of them.
shendaras:
Moenbryda
bytecaster: The long video is getting updated!
Bruceski: Artifacts die
Serpens77: @anhakha "die" isn't specific to creatures, they tend to only *use* it for creatures for flavour
Serpens77: but "dies" just means "put into the graveyard from the battlefield"
LRRbot: White Auracite [2WW] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until this artifact leaves the battlefield. / {T}: Add {W}.
definenull: Another one?
pleonasticTautology: CHRIST.
Alas_Babylon: They have started to use "die" for artifacts at the very least, and yeah, die has always been shorthand for "battlefield -> graveyard"
LRRbot: Adelbert Steiner [1W] | Legendary Creature — Human Knight [2/1] | Lifelink / Adelbert Steiner gets +1/+1 for each Equipment you control.
idontgetmyrealname: there's doujin for that but i don't think twitch tos is ok with it
PorpoisesUnknown: I legit heard "Alberts Diner" lmfao
thmanwithnoname: +1/+1 is pretty easy for steiner math.
LRRbot: Undercity Dire Rat [1B] | Creature — Rat [2/2] | Rat Tail — When this creature dies, create a Treasure token.
Veshnikard: Time for Steiner math
Aarek: @thmanwithnoname Damn, you beat me to the joke
Bruceski: Faris is V
Alas_Babylon: +1.33/+1.33
Jundinator: FFV actually
raulghoulia: Krile is also listed as a ff14 card
LRRbot: Magitek Scythe [4] | Artifact — Equipment | A Test of Your Reflexes! — When this Equipment enters, you may attach it to target creature you control. If you do, that creature gains first strike until end of turn and must be blocked this turn if able. / Equipped creature gets +2/+1. / Equip {2}
anhakha: I understood it as a creature that is destroyed dies, where as an artifact is just destroyed.
Alas_Babylon: Nope. Anything that is sent from the battlefield to the graveyard dies. It's just that almost every card that cares about things dying specify creatures
Ukon_Cairns: @Alas_Babylon i believe its when creatures and one other thing ~go from battlefield to graveyard~ they let that get shorthanded to dies, as creatures do
definenull: It's the white-gold/blue-dress all over again
Mai_Andra: Moenbryda wears a bright blue coat and carries a large axe.
OldUncleDan: Six Five Just like Graham!
anhakha: Just seems weirdly phrased to me.
Revelia: The version of krile we got a card is version from 14, which share the same name as the one in V
Alas_Babylon: @Ukon_Cairns Effects-wise, yes. But they usually say the long-form way for noncreature permanents, but are now trying "dies" for noncreatures
BrowneePointz: Ope wait she has grey hair but it's that shade of grey that borders blue
BrowneePointz: or is it blue? Square fix your engine!
LRRbot: Dwarven Castle Guard [1W] | Creature — Dwarf Soldier [2/1] | When this creature dies, create a 1/1 colorless Hero creature token.
Alas_Babylon: dorf
pleonasticTautology: Lali-ho!
Revelia: Just the version of Matoya is the one in 14 that is heavily inspired by the older version
anhakha: I just don't like the idea of a clue dying.
Greyah: One good lali-ho deserves another. Lali-ho!
Larkonus: Well, Lali-ho to you too!
anhakha: It doesn't really make sense.
A_Dub888: @LRRbot I’m mildly amused by the art here because it implies Vaan wasn’t expecting to find rats when he was introduced explicitly hunting rats in the sewers
Alas_Babylon: @anhakha It is admittedly weird. And I doubt they'll say "When a Clue dies", but if they want to group up creatures and noncreatures going to the graveyard, they'll likely say "die" for everything
Alas_Babylon: !card Judge Magister
LRRbot: Judge Magister Gabranth [WB] | Legendary Creature — Human Advisor Knight [2/2] | Menace / Whenever another creature or artifact you control dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Judge Magister Gabranth.
Alas_Babylon: Like here - it says "creature or artifact", and it would just be less text to say "dies" (which works) than "is put into a graveyard from the battlefield".
BrowneePointz: in pure numbers it also has the longest "story"
Ukon_Cairns: ff14 all about the glamour
raulghoulia: Vagrant Story takes place in Ivalice how come no cards?
accountmadeforants: @Alas_Babylon As weird as it sounds for a sword to die, I'm glad they're at least trying to keep words consistent across cards. Avoids them having to invent new words for things that already made intuitive sense. (I'm still holding out hope for Trample on spells.)
Jundinator: @raulghoulia all spinoffs were excluded
MadWolf1290: chaos!
A_Dub888: how does Venat in XIV compare to them in XII? did XIVs Venat give super weapons to the bad guys?
bytecaster: Of course it's canon to Neir
accountmadeforants:
Kingdom Hearts features Final Fantasy characters, why no cards? 
lamina5432: I might have to play 14 now
varmintx0: And not canon to XIV.
Juliamon: wondering how they would depict 2B
KarlHellisearth: did you see the brand-new Tezz that got revealed for edge of eternities??
accountmadeforants: It *is* canon to Nier, however
Jundinator: It kinda stinks
A_Dub888: Where’s my Rathalos card????
accountmadeforants: But Drakengard lore is just weird in general
MadWolf1290: inXV
Bruceski: It is canon to 14 that an alternate robot dimension tried to invade
definenull: Oh noo
BrowneePointz: they've got 2b and 9s, the other one is a conglomerate of goop ladies
vetr1c: I loved that camel bird.
LRRbot: Freya Crescent [R] | Legendary Creature — Rat Knight [1/1] | Jump — During your turn, Freya Crescent has flying. / {T}: Add {R}. Spend this mana only to cast an Equipment spell or activate an equip ability.
LRRbot: Treno, Dark City | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}.
Jundinator: Nier specifically follows the fifth ending of Drakengard
LRRbot: Item Shopkeep [1R] | Creature — Human Citizen [2/2] | Whenever you attack, target attacking equipped creature gains menace until end of turn.
yuan42: FF15 and 16 protags are in tekken as well, noctis being in 7, and clive in 8
LRRbot: Shambling Cie'th [2B] | Creature — Mutant Horror [3/3] | This creature enters tapped. / Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, you may pay {B}. If you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.
accountmadeforants: @Jundinator In which your dragon is sent to 2000's Japan and is shot down by fighter jets
Mai_Andra: I missed the AssCreed event in FFXV. I wonder if it still exists or if it was limited time and lost forever...
LRRbot: Dwarven Castle Guard [1W] | Creature — Dwarf Soldier [2/1] | When this creature dies, create a 1/1 colorless Hero creature token.
definenull: ba.
vetr1c: @Mai_Andra You can still get it! I did on a new playthrough a few months ago.
Jundinator: @accountmadeforants yup
LRRbot: Shinra Reinforcements [2B] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/3] | When this creature enters, mill three cards and you gain 3 life.
RockPusher admiring the display of the absolute top tier LRR sleeves today
pleonasticTautology: FF14 has had NPCs from 11 show up (two distinct events!), 13, 15, 16, Dragon Quest, Monster Hunter World, Nier Automata...
LRRbot: Undercity Dire Rat [1B] | Creature — Rat [2/2] | Rat Tail — When this creature dies, create a Treasure token.
accountmadeforants:
@Jundinator I just wanted to really emphasize how weird the whole lore/timeline is 
Diabore: cam is right
Jundinator: Cameron is correct
KaleidoscopeMind: true
Diabore: i played ff1 a few weeks ago
pleonasticTautology: Cam is correct.
raulghoulia: for class change
Visserian: he is right
ShaneLeeAtk: Rat Tail = Class change
SquareDotCube: class upgrade
Mai_Andra:
Assassin's Creed Origins was wild. You just find this weird puzzle, open an ancient tomb, and Ardynn steps out with his best Rita Repulsa impression, then turns into a dragon and flies away. 
aitsu100: yes cam Rat tail to Baha
lamina5432: there is a rat tail in ff1 just got it yesterday
LRRbot: Slash of Light [1W] | Instant | Slash of Light deals damage equal to the number of creatures you control plus the number of Equipment you control to target creature.
Juliamon: thanks I hate it
accountmadeforants:
@LoadingReadyRun 
bytecaster: @LoadingReadyRun Cursed
LRRbot: Warrior's Sword [3R] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +3/+2 and is a Warrior in addition to its other types. / Equip {5}
pleonasticTautology: I like swords.
Mai_Andra: @LoadingReadyRun It's so good.
Diabore: AHHHH
Jundinator: Bahamut was a airship in XII
A_Dub888: @pleonasticTautology Welcome to Cornelia
MrPipboy3000: @LoadingReadyRun What a terrible day to have eyes
DeM0nFiRe:
raulghoulia: do not like
RockPusher: ChocoNO!
vinewood_og: Oh sweet fancy Moses. Nooooo
Foxmar320: Assassin's Creed Origins crossover
pleonasticTautology: @A_Dub888 Swordchucks, yo!
lamina5432: that's a nightmare
A_Dub888: not unseeing that
Juliamon: Onscreen for the VODwatchers please
bytecaster: It plays the chocobo theme but all out of tune
PorpoisesUnknown: double it and give it to the next person!
phoenixfeather14: It's so cursed!
OldUncleDan: I love the list of Bahamuts that Barret gives in FF-VII Machinabridged.
LadyAiluros: plz no
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Geldaran: chocomel? camebo?
KaleidoscopeMind: Chocamel
raulghoulia: Slepneir the chocobo
Greyah: But does the camel Kweh or does it Wark?
PorpoisesUnknown: its far too realistic look too
LRRbot: Il Mheg Pixie [1U] | Creature — Faerie [2/1] | Flying / Whenever this creature attacks, surveil 1.
accountmadeforants: Chocolatebeau
definenull: It just screams bloody murder
PorpoisesUnknown: looking*
Foxmar320: All of them G
neisan2112: All 3
Juliamon: I assume it just spits in your eyes
A_Dub888: @OldUncleDan my favorite part of Machinabridged was President Shinra, whoever they got to play him must be super talented
Geldaran: things i never wanted to consider. bleh.
bytecaster: fleshsink
LRRbot: Rosa, Resolute White Mage [3W] | Legendary Creature — Human Noble Cleric [2/3] | Reach / At the beginning of combat on your turn, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It gains lifelink until end of turn.
ProcyonFlynn: Looked up the minor-key. It's both "not spooky" and "distressingly uncanny"
KodeMage: heatsink made of flesh, like your balls
neisan2112: HEat Sink made of flesh sure is a new phrase
irenrose: Fleshy Heatsink is the name of my next In dustrioal Metal act
accountmadeforants: This is one of the Starter Deck-only cards
Earthenone:
also menace, though G sorted that out 
ShaneLeeAtk: Get a rope
lesbiandracula: moo york citty?
neisan2112: Yup, I say that randomly too
MrPipboy3000: I do the same thing Graham ...
Juliamon: 90s advertising was AMAZINGLY effective
vinewood_og: Art.
pleonasticTautology: I was alive in the 90s and I don't remember this at ALL.
LRRbot: Sephiroth's Intervention [3B] | Instant | Destroy target creature. You gain 2 life.
MrPipboy3000: The Quizzno's ads are also stuck in there
LRRbot: Shambling Cie'th [2B] | Creature — Mutant Horror [3/3] | This creature enters tapped. / Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, you may pay {B}. If you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.
Jundinator: Uh Wife actually
pleonasticTautology: I think all of the ads stuck in our head are local/regional ones.
pleonasticTautology: Like one eight hundred M-A-T-T-R-E-S (We keep off the last S for savings!)
pleonasticTautology: Jacob may remember this one.
SquareDotCube: Tombstone pizza
Jundinator: Rosa is Cecils Wife. They even have child
Bruceski: Oh lok, Sephirith killed the white mage, how original.
raulghoulia: pardon me, do you have any grey poupon?
niccus: remember when quicksand had cultural cache
ardor_edi: Apply directly to the forehead
SquareDotCube: "What do you want on your Tombstone?"
pleonasticTautology: Do any of you remember the Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch song?
ShaneLeeAtk: I Feel Like Chicken Tonight
Juliamon: ME ME ME pleonasticTautology
MrPipboy3000: Ancient Chinese secret ...
pleonasticTautology: @Juliamon THANK G-D
Geldaran: @pleonasticTautology only because I've watched JasonCharlesMiller stream.
pleonasticTautology: YEAH.
pleonasticTautology: IT WAS.
MrPipboy3000: Darius Rucker
Juliamon: BK still leans into cheesy jingles and for that (and that alone) I appreciate them
pleonasticTautology: Yes.
terribleplan: RAWK ME MAWMAW
Jundinator: Darius Rucker
BrowneePointz: Chuck Testa was Rhett and Link
PorpoisesUnknown: double brain blast
pleonasticTautology: That song remains stuck in my head forever.
BrowneePointz: love finding out a viral thing was by another entity you know
LRRbot: Dreams of Laguna [1U] | Instant | Surveil 1, then draw a card. / Flashback {3}{U}
lesbiandracula: it's already ready already
Jundinator: Post Malone did a cover of a Hootie and the Blowfish song
raulghoulia: your dad is president of Esthar?
pleonasticTautology: Listen. When my belly starts a-rumblin', and I'm jonesin' for a treat, I close my eyes for a big surprise: The TenderCrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch.
LRRbot: Shinra Reinforcements [2B] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/3] | When this creature enters, mill three cards and you gain 3 life.
MrPipboy3000: Its Shake and Bake .... and I helped!
jadielady: my favorite song of recent memory was BK me-ee-ee-eelts
adept_nekomancer: something something pizza on a bagel
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BrowneePointz: Cloud did WHAT to a moogle!?
bytecaster: @BrowneePointz The Moogle knows what they did
LathosTiran: BRB, tying balloons to moogles
MadWolf1290: frontline hero?
A_Dub888: so which of the Shinra Reinforcements has the Shinra Rocket Backpack Rocket (TM)?
LRRbot: Deadly Embrace [3BB] | Sorcery | Destroy target creature an opponent controls. Then draw a card for each creature that died this turn.
pleonasticTautology: It's a level 78 crafted helmet. It's... fine.
QuixoticScrivener: hero hanging out in the dryad arbor zone
pleonasticTautology: It's good at the level it's for.
ardor_edi: Lally ho
LRRbot: Shambling Cie'th [2B] | Creature — Mutant Horror [3/3] | This creature enters tapped. / Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, you may pay {B}. If you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.
BrowneePointz: My brain just morphed Deadly Embrace and Natalie Imbruglia and I think I broke
pleonasticTautology: I LOVE crafting and gathering in FFXIV.
pleonasticTautology: Hey Cameron.
pleonasticTautology: You can craft and gather on the Moon.
pleonasticTautology: The Literal Moon.
MadWolf1290: Cam would be in a such a huge Crafting-hole on the moon
LRRbot: Cloudbound Moogle [3WW] | Creature — Moogle [2/3] | Flying / When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. / Plainscycling {2}
LRRbot: Samurai's Katana [2R] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +2/+2, has trample and haste, and is a Samurai in addition to its other types. / Murasame — Equip {5}
niccus: does that mean the earth is literal earth?
RockPusher:
LRRbot: Overkill [2B] | Instant | Target creature gets −0/−9999 until end of turn.
pleonasticTautology: And, for Graham: You can get gearset that's just for looks that looks like a TNG+ Starfleet uniform.
Larkonus: Are we sure? We might need to double check the math on that. (/j)
shendaras: I mean if Nier is canon then Earth should be, right?
LRRbot: Dreams of Laguna [1U] | Instant | Surveil 1, then draw a card. / Flashback {3}{U}
Scy_Anide: Mmm, Dreams of Lasagna
rosiedog88: I miss Jer. The good ol days:(
LRRbot: Il Mheg Pixie [1U] | Creature — Faerie [2/1] | Flying / Whenever this creature attacks, surveil 1.
Dog_of_Myth: Just got here, have I missed much?
pleonasticTautology: Moon!
MadWolf1290: why not?
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Because Moon!
HadesLeprechaun: Jer somewhat recently started a new Canlander channel with a couple other folks, chat should follow it!
LRRbot: Ultimecia, Temporal Threat [4UU] | Legendary Creature — Human Warlock [4/4] | When Ultimecia enters, tap all creatures your opponents control. / Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.
definenull: Ah no stun I see
rosiedog88: @HadesLeprechaun are you able to provide a link?
Larkonus: Or Flash would also help.
HadesLeprechaun: LJT MTG is the channel name
pleonasticTautology: Hmm. I don't have the pictures up...
MegaDosX: Starter deck cards I guess
bytecaster: Starter Deck exclusive cards tend to be a bit underpowered
Ukon_Cairns: oh yeh, this is def meant as finisher. ultimecia shows up and the your team swings in for the win. missing a team tho...
pleonasticTautology: I think I deleted them because I fantasia'd shortly thereafter.
Serpens77: Time Compression even
Dog_of_Myth:
KaleidoscopeMind: is Cam still undefeated in this set
lamina5432: did the deck have any cheap card draw?
rosiedog88: haha that's not the jer I was thinking of. But that channel does look really cool!
LRRbot: Sephiroth, Planet's Heir [4UB] | Legendary Creature — Human Avatar Soldier [4/4] | Vigilance / When Sephiroth enters, creatures your opponents control get −2/−2 until end of turn. / Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Sephiroth.
LRRbot: Xande, Dark Mage [2UB] | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [3/3] | Menace / Xande gets +1/+1 for each noncreature, nonland card in your graveyard.
LRRbot: Seymour Flux [4B] | Legendary Creature — Spirit Avatar [5/5] | At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay 1 life. If you do, draw a card and put a +1/+1 counter on Seymour Flux.
Ukon_Cairns: love this guy, the muscliest of wizards
neisan2112: Wheeler just decimated with Sephiroth in that Archenemy game
Bruceski: Graham was pulling a lot f removal but that's where equipment is strong
definenull: I think G just had unlucky draws tbh, deck seems quite powerful
BrowneePointz: more like a Phyrexian Arena on a Dick
BrowneePointz: *rimshot*
A_Dub888: Wait, why doesn’t he have flying??
PorpoisesUnknown: alot of Grahams stuff came in tapped too
bytecaster: I mean, do you want the bad guys to win, Graham?
KodeMage: both, 2 packs each!
Mindfire13: One pack for both decks
ardor_edi: Lootboxes
pleonasticTautology: I'm going to go take a shower. Be back in a bit. :3
LRRbot: Resentful Revelation [1B] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest into your graveyard. / Flashback {6}{B}
Manitu_25: rippie i what they called me in highschool
Ukon_Cairns: i think boros vs dimir is supposed to go to boros to a point, the hope being that at some point dimir can turn the corner.
LRRbot: Adventurer's Inn | Land — Town | When this land enters, you gain 2 life. / {T}: Add {C}.
lesbiandracula: one of the first black card draw that simply draws without losing you life
LRRbot: Crossroads Village | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. As it enters, choose a color. / {T}: Add one mana of the chosen color.
Ukon_Cairns: tho that means some amount of games are just boros steamrolling dimir
LRRbot: Coral Sword [R] | Artifact — Equipment | Flash / When this Equipment enters, attach it to target creature you control. That creature gains first strike until end of turn. / Equipped creature gets +1/+0. / Equip {1}
LRRbot: Shambling Cie'th [2B] | Creature — Mutant Horror [3/3] | This creature enters tapped. / Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, you may pay {B}. If you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.
rosiedog88: vivi incoming
LRRbot: Cactuar [G] | Creature — Plant [3/3] | Trample / At the beginning of your end step, if this creature didn't enter the battlefield this turn, return it to its owner's hand.
LRRbot: Zidane, Tantalus Thief [3RW] | Legendary Creature — Human Mutant Scout [3/3] | When Zidane enters, gain control of target creature an opponent controls until end of turn. Untap it. It gains lifelink and haste until end of turn. / Whenever an opponent gains control of a permanent from you, create a Treasure token.
LRRbot: Crystal Fragments [W] (back: Summon: Alexander) | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1. / {5}{W}{W}: Exile this Equipment, then return it to the battlefield transformed under its owner's control. Activate only as a sorcery. / Equip {1}
KaleidoscopeMind: how many zidanes have there been in the moonbase? 4? 5?
LRRbot: Summon: Alexander (front: Crystal Fragments) | Enchantment Creature — Saga Construct [4/3] | I, II — Prevent all damage that would be dealt to creatures you control this turn. / III — Tap all creatures your opponents control. / Flying
BrowneePointz: and it FLIES
definenull: ooh excellent usage of "obverse"
EMNetwork: @KaleidoscopeMind this bad boy can hold so many zidanes
LRRbot: Wastes | Basic Land | {T}: Add {C}.
LRRbot: Midgar, City of Mako // Reactor Raid | Midgar, City of Mako [2B] | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {B}. // Reactor Raid | Sorcery — Adventure | You may sacrifice an artifact or creature. If you do, draw two cards.
Musicsquid: I made a Zidane commander deck and it slaps
LRRbot: Fandaniel, Telophoroi Ascian [4B] | Legendary Creature — Elder Wizard [4/5] | Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, surveil 1. / At the beginning of your end step, each opponent may sacrifice a nontoken creature of their choice. Each opponent who doesn't loses 2 life for each instant and sorcery card in your graveyard.
Greyah: Oh brother, this guy SUCKS. (The character. The card is solid.)
BrowneePointz: Him who went a bit crazy and tried to end the universe
MadWolf1290: i mean, HE'S having ....a time
jpost042: such a bastard character
Dog_of_Myth: Oh, that card slaps
lesbiandracula: fan, daniel, what are those
rosiedog88: here comes the vivi
LRRbot: Y'shtola, Night's Blessed [1WUB] | Legendary Creature — Cat Warlock [2/4] | Vigilance / At the beginning of each end step, if a player lost 4 or more life this turn, you draw a card. / Whenever you cast a noncreature spell with mana value 3 or greater, Y'shtola deals 2 damage to each opponent and you gain 2 life.
lamina5432: borderless
BrowneePointz: oh the expensive one
KodeMage: extended art
BrowneePointz: grats
Ukon_Cairns: commander (wide)
LathosTiran: too many product variants
pleonasticTautology: HAHAHAHA
neisan2112: Oh yyeeeeee
RockPusher:
EMNetwork: you gonna get Konraded
LRRbot: Syr Konrad, the Grim [3BB] | Legendary Creature — Human Knight [5/4] | Whenever another creature dies, or a creature card is put into a graveyard from anywhere other than the battlefield, or a creature card leaves your graveyard, Syr Konrad deals 1 damage to each opponent. / {1}{B}: Each player mills a card.
PorpoisesUnknown: YESSS
definenull: yep. syr konrad is in the set
neisan2112: Lets gooooo
Mindfire13: That did work during my prerelease
KodeMage: graham's favorite card from the set?
neisan2112: This pack is so good for G
LRRbot: Vaan, Street Thief [2R] | Legendary Creature — Human Scout [2/2] | Whenever one or more Scouts, Pirates, and/or Rogues you control deal combat damage to a player, exile the top card of that player's library. You may cast it. If you don't, create a Treasure token. / Whenever you cast a spell you don't own, put a +1/+1 counter on each Scout, Pirate, and Rogue you control.
MWGNZ:
Earthenone: i equiped syr konrad with masamune in a draft the other day
Greyah: Syr Konrad, doing work? What's next, wet rain?
KodeMage: I've got him going right now in quick draft.
KodeMage: stay out of the queue
ardor_edi: Cameron hits Dion, game over
LRRbot: Hill Gigas [4RR] | Creature — Giant [5/4] | Trample, haste / Mountaincycling {2}
pleonasticTautology: Me?
LRRbot: Gongaga, Reactor Town | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {R} or {G}.
accountmadeforants:
Huh, when did they start putting text over art that extends into the box? I distinctly recall several planeswalkers blocking out parts of their own name before this
LRRbot: Fight On! [2B] | Instant | Return up to two target creature cards from your graveyard to your hand.
LRRbot: Swallowed by Leviathan [2U] | Instant | Choose target spell. Surveil 2, then counter the chosen spell unless its controller pays {1} for each card in your graveyard.
LRRbot: Sorceress's Schemes [3R] | Sorcery | Return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard or exiled card with flashback you own to your hand. Add {R}. / Flashback {4}{R}
Earthenone:
considering there is no color overlap do you two want to "trade" some of these cards between one annother?
LRRbot: Eden, Seat of the Sanctum | Land — Town | {T}: Add {C}. / {5}, {T}: Mill two cards. Then you may sacrifice this land. When you do, return another target permanent card from your graveyard to your hand.
BrowneePointz: wait, Graham did you pull the pink alt art borderless Y'shtola? That's....$150 USD
LRRbot: Locke Cole [1UB] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue [2/3] | Deathtouch, lifelink / Whenever Locke Cole deals combat damage to a player, draw a card, then discard a card.
EMNetwork: @BrowneePointz Moonbase meal money
raulghoulia: i don't remember which is longer Eden GF or Knights of the Round?
BrowneePointz: aaaah okay yea
SquareDotCube: hehe, rogue, avoiding the whole adventure/thief nonsense
LRRbot: Summon: Primal Odin [4BB] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Knight [5/3] | I — Gungnir — Destroy target creature an opponent controls. / II — Zantetsuken — This creature gains "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player loses the game." / III — Hall of Sorrow — Draw two cards. Each player loses 2 life.
LRRbot: Summon: Primal Garuda [3W] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Harpy [3/3] | I — Aerial Blast — This creature deals 4 damage to target tapped creature an opponent controls. / II, III — Slipstream — Another target creature you control gets +1/+0 and gains flying until end of turn. / Flying
definenull:
A_Dub888:
Locke’s not a “rogue” , he’s a “treasure hunter” , there’s a difference!
Khalstrom: Got my wife the 14 commander deck, opened the fancy y'shtola in the two card collecter pack.
pleonasticTautology: Reassemble Drill. :3
Dog_of_Myth: Yeah, that card can get very big
LRRbot: Machinist's Arsenal [4W] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +2/+2 for each artifact you control and is an Artificer in addition to its other types. / Machina — Equip {4}
ardor_edi: Nice, played with that on the FF midweek event
Luminaire_p: Edgar Figaro
RockPusher: Beeg
LRRbot: Summon: Yojimbo [3W] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Samurai [5/5] | I — Exile target artifact, enchantment, or tapped creature an opponent controls. / II, III — Until your next turn, creatures can't attack you unless their controller pays {2} for each of those creatures. / IV — Create X Treasure tokens, where X is the number of opponents who control a creature with power 4 or greater. / Vigilance
definenull: spin to win! spin to win!
Brozard: Yo! Jimbo!
Brozard: love GoldenEye
goombalax: hes from the commander deck
definenull: wait where zanmato
Musicsquid: yo jimbo, tobacco plants
raulghoulia: what about his dog tho?
drcthulu: ghostly prison
Dog_of_Myth: On 5/5 Vigilance body as well
LRRbot: Vaan, Street Thief [2R] | Legendary Creature — Human Scout [2/2] | Whenever one or more Scouts, Pirates, and/or Rogues you control deal combat damage to a player, exile the top card of that player's library. You may cast it. If you don't, create a Treasure token. / Whenever you cast a spell you don't own, put a +1/+1 counter on each Scout, Pirate, and Rogue you control.
Dog_of_Myth: Extended art I believe
ardor_edi: Borderless
LRRbot: Coin of Fate [1W] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, surveil 1. / {3}{W}, {T}, Exile two creature cards from your graveyard, Sacrifice this artifact: An opponent chooses one of the exiled cards. You put that card on the bottom of your library and return the other to the battlefield tapped. You become the monarch.
Serpens77: yes, Extended is the one that is jsut wider to the sides
lesbiandracula: sigh. guess i've just started redownloading ffxiv
Earthenone: everyone loves the monarchy
goombalax: so much text
Serpens77: that's Edgar's riogged coin
Ukon_Cairns: extended art is probably correct but i like Vaan (wide)
RockPusher: Monarchy does have a habit of reestablishing itself
A_Dub888: oh right, the card introduces the monarchy because flavor
accountmadeforants: I hold the conch! I mean coin!
ardor_edi: Good pulls
PixelsCatCafe: I am living for Jacobs pure joy of this set
LRRbot: Lightning Bolt [R] | Instant | Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
Dog_of_Myth: WOOOOW
definenull: WOOOW
lesbiandracula: lmfao
goombalax: oh jeez
lesbiandracula: yeah.
neisan2112: YOOOOO
definenull: PRETTY
Earthenone: does cloud make it into the cloud deck?
LRRbot: Cloud, Midgar Mercenary [WW] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier Mercenary [2/1] | When Cloud enters, search your library for an Equipment card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / As long as Cloud is equipped, if an ability of Cloud or an Equipment attached to it triggers, that ability triggers an additional time.
ProcyonFlynn:
Oh hey, the money pull 
JinaMahavira: oh that's the real expensive one
goombalax: thats one billion dollars
Mindfire13: Thats gotta be big money
wrapscalion:
BrowneePointz: $450
BrowneePointz: I think
ardor_edi: Money hands
Earthenone: i thought he wanted to pick up skullclamp
yuan42: 450-500$ on tcgplayer
Diabore: cardkingdom has it for 450 now
yuan42: rn
Wonderdoc: cardmarket is 330-500€
RetroHibiscus: does cloud go in cloud? depending on the ao3 author
drcthulu: TCG market price is 477.44
ProcyonFlynn: That is the money card, yeah.
Skye_Stryke: 41 of them sold at 450 over the last few days on TCGplayer
Brozard: FF prices are bananas
Dog_of_Myth: $532 on MTGGoldfish
lamina5432: scryfall concurs 450$
BrowneePointz: HELL YEA CAM!
lesbiandracula: jesus wept
WiJohn: Eat it!
Geldaran: people be crazy.
BrowneePointz: let's GOOOOO
dagoth__ur_: boof it
Diabore: dont flip it for 100 dollars cam!
ProcyonFlynn: Basically the biggest outside seralized iirc?
Earthenone: trade it for a switch 2!
Dog_of_Myth:
EMNetwork: for the content
LathosTiran:
too much gambling in this cardboard product 
Veshnikard: What's that in Canadian? Like $5000?
definenull: more content!
MrPipboy3000: Remember to stream that fight!
lesbiandracula: put it next to that confetti rhystic
terribleplan: rumble?
niccus: eh, doesn't work with colossal hammer, how good can it be
Lord_Hosk: OF?
DeM0nFiRe:
Make them do 3 hour judge's tower stream for it
Aarek: worldstar?
goombalax: you can get a ps5!
MrPipboy3000: Friday night Murder Fight
LithelyUnshod: Whatnot?
Juliamon: You witnessed
accountmadeforants: Minimum 270 euros on Cardmarket, so yeah, big money
Earthenone: interesting.
PorpoisesUnknown: That's just what the internet was invented for Cam!
EMNetwork: like homer in hell with donuts?
lamina5432: the surge foils are the main value in the collector boosters I think
A_Dub888: ……..Kay
vinewood_og: I needed the money. Shut up!
goombalax: you watched for 45 minutes?
adept_nekomancer: This breaks the Graham.
Dog_of_Myth: And G is gone
Diabore: G got broked
Earthenone: i mean i imagine thats hoe people feel tuning in to a cam and ian christmas
EMNetwork: whataburger is the only answer
Dog_of_Myth: That or Culver's
vinewood_og: That would have been my pick is the sad part
SquareDotCube: well there are worse options
CaptainSpam:
@Earthenone Yeah, except Ian IS staring straight down the barrel.
EMNetwork: @Dog_of_Myth with the butter buns
EMNetwork: so greasy
Ukon_Cairns: ooh, that cloud was quite the get, only cards priced higher than it are sephiroth and the rainbow of chocobos
goombalax: is it possible to learn this power?
gsyhiap: @Mattmitchell45 I'm glad you got the next bit, I was already editing the deathmatch clip
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drcthulu: 400 hundy bonus for cam
Earthenone:
lets see how the cloud started deck does with a 500 usd upgrade 
LRRbot: Treno, Dark City | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}.
EMNetwork: Paul seeded them
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Seeded packs!
LRRbot: Il Mheg Pixie [1U] | Creature — Faerie [2/1] | Flying / Whenever this creature attacks, surveil 1.
LRRbot: Coeurl [1W] | Creature — Cat Beast [2/2] | {1}{W}, {T}: Tap target nonenchantment creature.
terribleplan: To be fair, I doubt you would spend literally hundreds of dollars to seed your pack.
accountmadeforants: Wizards perfectly illustrates the official difference between a City and a Town
BrowneePointz: to be fair the COOOORL meme was also a llamas with hats reference i think
Earthenone:
its good wotc dosent aknowlage the secondary market so you can sell them when you open them at least
BrowneePointz: cuz the most famous one was the "caaaaaarl that kills people caaaaaaarl"
EMNetwork: @terribleplan at least not without wearing a monocle
LRRbot: Resentful Revelation [1B] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest into your graveyard. / Flashback {6}{B}
A_Dub888: aka Sephiroth has a crisis
Earthenone: not a fan of the shamblers?
LRRbot: Fate of the Sun-Cryst [4W] | Instant | This spell costs {2} less to cast if it targets a tapped creature. / Destroy target nonland permanent.
Lord_Hosk: @terribleplan Yeah, who would spend real money to seed a pack with cards that spell out "JamesTurnerSucks" with their first letters then reseal it perfectly and give it to James
LRRbot: Shinra Reinforcements [2B] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/3] | When this creature enters, mill three cards and you gain 3 life.
Diabore: !card xande
LRRbot: Found 7 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
Diabore: what xande do?
Dog_of_Myth: @Lord_Hosk No one would ever do that....
LRRbot: Item Shopkeep [1R] | Creature — Human Citizen [2/2] | Whenever you attack, target attacking equipped creature gains menace until end of turn.
Earthenone: xande is a 3/3 menace who gets +1+1 for each non creature non land card in grave
LRRbot: Il Mheg Pixie [1U] | Creature — Faerie [2/1] | Flying / Whenever this creature attacks, surveil 1.
A_Dub888: Shinra Justice Backpack Rocket Rocket, FIRE
LRRbot: Undercity Dire Rat [1B] | Creature — Rat [2/2] | Rat Tail — When this creature dies, create a Treasure token.
terribleplan: @Lord_Hosk Probably the same sort of person that would spend countless hours covering a mountain in minecraft entirely in jack-o-lanterns. At a guess.
Ukon_Cairns: xande big wizard
drcthulu: so it's moot
LRRbot: G'raha Tia [4W] | Legendary Creature — Cat Archer [3/5] | Reach / The Allagan Eye — Whenever one or more other creatures and/or artifacts you control die, draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn.
QuixoticScrivener: @a_dub888 dang, beat me to it.
Earthenone: proboly more fun to be a FF judge
Earthenone: get that sweet armor and all
Diabore: a lot of malicious angle shooters in large tournaments
Mangledpixel: apparently a lot of it is putting out chairs
LRRbot: Overkill [2B] | Instant | Target creature gets −0/−9999 until end of turn.
nevyn666: admiral akbar
Diabore: hard to take back after surveiling
LRRbot: Freya Crescent [R] | Legendary Creature — Rat Knight [1/1] | Jump — During your turn, Freya Crescent has flying. / {T}: Add {R}. Spend this mana only to cast an Equipment spell or activate an equip ability.
Earthenone: a Nyarcher
LRRbot: Dwarven Castle Guard [1W] | Creature — Dwarf Soldier [2/1] | When this creature dies, create a 1/1 colorless Hero creature token.
A_Dub888: Lali-go
AdamYMHMI: Gotta get that giant bow and arrow token to put over G'Raha on Graham's turn
LRRbot: Y'shtola, Night's Blessed [1WUB] | Legendary Creature — Cat Warlock [2/4] | Vigilance / At the beginning of each end step, if a player lost 4 or more life this turn, you draw a card. / Whenever you cast a noncreature spell with mana value 3 or greater, Y'shtola deals 2 damage to each opponent and you gain 2 life.
LRRbot: Treno, Dark City | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}.
LRRbot: Beatrix, Loyal General [4WW] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [4/4] | Vigilance / At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may attach any number of Equipment you control to target creature you control.
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I admit that I'm kind of sad that Best Rat is a situational mana dork
Earthenone: i like the freya, situational mana dork situational flying men
LRRbot: Magitek Scythe [4] | Artifact — Equipment | A Test of Your Reflexes! — When this Equipment enters, you may attach it to target creature you control. If you do, that creature gains first strike until end of turn and must be blocked this turn if able. / Equipped creature gets +2/+1. / Equip {2}
bytecaster: lali oh no
Earthenone: a player lost 4 life you say?
vinewood_og: Meat and greet
LRRbot: Ultima Weapon [7] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Whenever equipped creature attacks, destroy target creature an opponent controls. / Equipped creature gets +7/+7. / Equip {7}
A_Dub888: Lali-hi-ho-hu
MWGNZ:
definenull: uh oh
Earthenone: 11/11
KaleidoscopeMind: lali-uh-oh
anhakha: It's hammer time!
bytecaster: Lali-ruh-roh
BrowneePointz: argentum armor +1
goombalax: close enough welcome back Argentum Armor
niccus: it's ok, it's a fight you're supposed to lose
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Freya and Beatrix working together is a pretty good bit of flavor there
definenull: lmao
definenull: got'em
LRRbot: Al Bhed Salvagers [2B] | Creature — Human Artificer Warrior [2/3] | Whenever this creature or another creature or artifact you control dies, target opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
JessieImproved: god I did that fight so many times
HadesLeprechaun: kindof just worse Argentum Armor, more expensive, hits fewer targets, but is still big fun
bytecaster: @HadesLeprechaun Looks cooler though
Ukon_Cairns: ahh so jacob is familliar with griselbrand lul
LRRbot: White Auracite [2WW] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until this artifact leaves the battlefield. / {T}: Add {W}.
bytecaster: That wife is full of al bed
A_Dub888: though, as I learned, you need to last long enough for Beatrix to use her party wipe attack
anhakha: Creamy Dimir
neisan2112: Accurate
definenull: god i wish that were me
BrowneePointz: Thancred is the Rogueish Physically Capable one
QuixoticScrivener: does she still read books?
bytecaster: The Mortar Librarian
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: she's the one who tells you to pray return to the waking sands like nine hundred times, right?
SkiaSymphonia: Eventually. She doesn't really start that way.
Larkonus: This is Thancred.
EMNetwork: We have Dante at home
adept_nekomancer: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa And never once builds a teleport crystal there.
LRRbot: Undercity Dire Rat [1B] | Creature — Rat [2/2] | Rat Tail — When this creature dies, create a Treasure token.
Bruceski: Thancred got his PhD in espionage, which must have been an interesting thesis defense.
LRRbot: Coeurl [1W] | Creature — Cat Beast [2/2] | {1}{W}, {T}: Tap target nonenchantment creature.
Sogheim: oh Graham is missing his win pip oh no
Sogheim: wait, no, Cameron won, sorry
Sogheim: I'm tired
LRRbot: Item Shopkeep [1R] | Creature — Human Citizen [2/2] | Whenever you attack, target attacking equipped creature gains menace until end of turn.
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: @adept_nekomancer or calls me on the magical cell phone SHE gave me so I don't have to hoof it across three zones to have her talk for 15 seconds
LRRbot: Xande, Dark Mage [2UB] | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [3/3] | Menace / Xande gets +1/+1 for each noncreature, nonland card in your graveyard.
Larkonus: If that rat deals the killing blow to Cam, he will have been ratted out.
goombalax: as the sun sets on Final Fantasy
BrowneePointz: Graham the art is rad
BrowneePointz: and the pw guide is COOL
A_Dub888: is there a horizon in space?
Sapphic_Shenanigans: And spaceships can be your commander!
Ukon_Cairns: so if the dimir deck can cast counterspell, removal, or self mill, or looting... xande grows
bytecaster: Ships? In Space? What will they think of next?
BrowneePointz: there's an entire race that HUNTS! ELDRAZI!
BrowneePointz: species*
anhakha: Legendary Spaceships can now be your Commander.
Welbog: Baru Space Cormorant
goombalax: and vehicles
Dothewhatnow: the cloud deck is so much stronger than the sephiroth deck. its actually synergistic vs the sephiroth decks pile'o'cards
Earthenone: he will at least be a 4/4
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LithelyUnshod: !card resentful revelation
LRRbot: Resentful Revelation [1B] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest into your graveyard. / Flashback {6}{B}
LRRbot: Barret Wallace [3R] | Legendary Creature — Human Rebel [4/4] | Reach / Whenever Barret Wallace attacks, it deals damage equal to the number of equipped creatures you control to defending player.
BrowneePointz: yea the PW guide is like the big dense massive Lore/Worldbuilding Article Jacob. NOPE! just Lorwyn Eclipsed and Secrets of Strixhaven
SkiaSymphonia: just lorwyn in Jan and Strixhaven eventualy
Orxolon: helloo every1
Skye_Stryke: I think just Lorwyn and Strixhaven so far and I think they already said there would be another Marvel set didn't they?
Lord_Hosk:
The summer set is Star Trek Universes Beyond 
Diabore: @Orxolon hello, you missed cam opening a 450 dollar card in a collector boostie
LRRbot: Treno, Dark City | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}.
QuixoticScrivener: Will Ral finally become a teacher at Strixhaven?
LRRbot: Sephiroth's Intervention [3B] | Instant | Destroy target creature. You gain 2 life.
Orxolon: so,serious question,am i the only one whose 3D FF is 8?
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Orxolon: @Diabore nooo waaayyy,which one!?
BrowneePointz: but yea the PW guide will be right up Cam's alley. there's some neat stuff in this setting
Diabore: @Orxolon surge foil cloud
Ukon_Cairns: so this is the continuity with the barret secret rendevous i assume
Earthenone: carl, thats how creatures get banished carl
Orxolon: @Diabore omg!nais
drcthulu: No fair Cloud has plot armor
LRRbot: Seymour Flux [4B] | Legendary Creature — Spirit Avatar [5/5] | At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay 1 life. If you do, draw a card and put a +1/+1 counter on Seymour Flux.
Lord_Hosk:
I was clear... I added the
Orxolon: why do ppl hate 8 so much?i love Squall and "Am i,...,all alone?"
LRRbot: White Auracite [2WW] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until this artifact leaves the battlefield. / {T}: Add {W}.
PorpoisesUnknown: Both players just FLuXING around here
Diabore: seymor auracite
lesbiandracula: 8's great, i love 8. you are not alone
Kentosaurus: to be honest, a star trek set would probably go hard
Orxolon:
@lesbiandracula thx,i need that
nevyn666: @Orxolon i hate 8 cuz i didnt understand that leveling was detrimental to playing.
Sapphic_Shenanigans: @Orxolon 8 is my favorite. I love it so damn much.
Lord_Hosk: I kinda got myself too, Im imagining the various Worf Cards... a Defiant vehicle card, a DS9 Land that bonds with either bajor or wormhold land...
LRRbot: Relm's Sketching [2UU] | Sorcery | Create a token that's a copy of target artifact, creature, or land.
adept_nekomancer: @Lord_Hosk "Threshold" - "Turn target creature into a 1/1 slug with no abilities"
Kentosaurus: @Lord_Hosk tuvok and neelix cards that meld into tuvix
Diabore: !card summon: yojimbo
LRRbot: Summon: Yojimbo [3W] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Samurai [5/5] | I — Exile target artifact, enchantment, or tapped creature an opponent controls. / II, III — Until your next turn, creatures can't attack you unless their controller pays {2} for each of those creatures. / IV — Create X Treasure tokens, where X is the number of opponents who control a creature with power 4 or greater. / Vigilance
lesbiandracula: !card white auracite
LRRbot: White Auracite [2WW] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until this artifact leaves the battlefield. / {T}: Add {W}.
LRRbot: Shinra Reinforcements [2B] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/3] | When this creature enters, mill three cards and you gain 3 life.
Orxolon: @Sapphic_Shenanigans ikr?i feel like 7 is like the older brother who got all the praise,deserved nontheless,but didn't allow to value you you(as if we "were" 8)
Lord_Hosk: @adept_nekomancer Ouch
Diabore: i think i wouldve copied yojimbo and exiled the auracite
BrowneePointz: 3 o rings
BrowneePointz: as the only targets
LithelyUnshod: 3 orings and no other targets
Diabore: it creates an unstoppable loop
definenull: its the shell game but like with o rings
Orxolon: but would it be "on the field"?
nevyn666: my fave ff games in order goes 9, 6, 4, 1, 7, 16, 15 and then all the rest are tied at dead last.
LRRbot: White Mage's Staff [1W] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +1/+1, has "Whenever this creature attacks, you gain 1 life," and is a Cleric in addition to its other types. / Equip {3}
MrPipboy3000: I did something similar with three fiend hunters and a soul warden ...... made a billion life
Ukon_Cairns: "look what i did, to the game, for value"
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niccus: my jimbo?
lesbiandracula: yerjimbo
LRRbot: Slash of Light [1W] | Instant | Slash of Light deals damage equal to the number of creatures you control plus the number of Equipment you control to target creature.
lesbiandracula: ermergerd yerjermber
pleonasticTautology: back from my shower
Earthenone: !card item shopkeep
LRRbot: Item Shopkeep [1R] | Creature — Human Citizen [2/2] | Whenever you attack, target attacking equipped creature gains menace until end of turn.
Desruprot: heh unemployed Hero
drcthulu: lightning bolt range
Diabore: was the bolt foil too? cant remember
BrowneePointz: my fave thing from EoE so far Cam. The Kavu found out their star was going supernova, started mining their planet to try and get interstellar till it destabilized, an interstellar Entropy Cult came in and stabilized the collapsing star into a Supervoid, their homeworld is still bussed now tho.
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accountmadeforants: The threat of taking 3 to the face is the ultimate test of any deck
Orxolon: @nevyn666 i am so confused about numbers but mine would be:Cecil,Terra,Squall,Tactics,X and ODDILY enough 12
Fruan: EoE looks SO COOL
pleonasticTautology: i want to make star trek proxies for eoe
LRRbot: Evil Reawakened [4B] | Sorcery | Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield with two additional +1/+1 counters on it.
Diabore: @Orxolon 4 - cecil, 6 - terra, 8 - squall
LRRbot: Undercity Dire Rat [1B] | Creature — Rat [2/2] | Rat Tail — When this creature dies, create a Treasure token.
Orxolon: Japan or US?=
accountmadeforants:
@BrowneePointz That sounds like the plot of the Outer Wilds DLC, and it rules
Skye_Stryke: I really want to see how new Tezzeret plays in Highlander. That card seems so exciting already, and I really like this setting.
Diabore: @Orxolon first the first one, then the other
Ukon_Cairns: "Yojimbo's Propaganda Chapter" is hell of a band name
Orxolon: huh?
Earthenone: 10 life or a single card
hedonistic_mushroom: "Yo, Jimbo!" in the voice of Jimmy Neutron's dad
nevyn666: @Orxolon oooo tactics. i always forget about the majesty that is the tactics games.
Orxolon:
he can 1 shot ultima weapon if you pay enough
BrowneePointz: @accountmadeforants I HIGHLY recommend the Planeswalker's guide. It's super dense but VERY fascinating
pleonasticTautology: pierce brosnan was such a great bond
Orxolon: @nevyn666 Tactics and crystal quest are easily forgotten
Diabore: @Orxolon i thought you were asking the numbers in japan or us, 4 and 6 in japan were 2 and 3 in the us, then properly ported as 4 and 6 later
toddbepraised: Joe Don Baker better known as Mitchel!
MrPipboy3000: Joe Don Baker was also the villian in The Living Daylights, two Bonds prior ...
chaostreader: I hear what Graham hears, I think because of Rewatch with Love.
The_Color_Twelve: The not half eaten by a shark cia contact with a fondness for gardening
LRRbot: Ultimecia, Temporal Threat [4UU] | Legendary Creature — Human Warlock [4/4] | When Ultimecia enters, tap all creatures your opponents control. / Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.
hedonistic_mushroom: Oozing the disrespect for the station by calling James Bond Jimbo
Diabore: sephiroth won one!
definenull: vice roy!
Orxolon: @Diabore aaaaaaaahh,see,never gonna learn that,for some reason it doesn't enter in my thick skull XD
Ukon_Cairns: just as they drew it up.
lesbiandracula: sephi got there jenova bless
Dog_of_Myth:
hedonistic_mushroom: "Mommy says No" play
Orxolon: Hey LRR folks opinions in FF 8?
accountmadeforants: @BrowneePointz I'll definitely take a look. I had no idea EoE was so soon that we were already getting details :B
BrowneePointz: @accountmadeforants 6 sets a year *manic laughter*
Diabore: jenova is obscene
Ukon_Cairns: boros making a strong start for dimir to stabilize and comeback is probably as satisfying as precon combat goes
Diabore: is jenova the main villain or the catalyst for the main villain?
BrowneePointz: Yes
nevyn666: in a world without therapists, mommy issues go too far
Dog_of_Myth: Kind of want to brew a Jenova deck for Commander
ghizmou: jenova main drawback is not decking yourself
Skye_Stryke: I really underrated Jenova until I saw her get equipped with anything and realized how quickly she snowballs .
neisan2112: He was putting the +4/+0 equipment on Jenova
lesbiandracula: the main villain is, naturally: capitalism
BrowneePointz: which is technically only happening cuz of Hojo
KaleidoscopeMind: G with ff7 opinions? how unexpected
accountmadeforants: Yeah, I'm not sure Sephiroth was even in control for most of the game.
Orxolon: Tidus.exe
BrowneePointz: Sephiroth would've been a normal kid without Hojo
PorpoisesUnknown: the REAL villain was the friends we made along the way...wait
Orxolon: thanks!
Diabore: theres a multi hour video coming up that will go over this
AdamYMHMI: The real villain was Capitalism.
Orxolon: yeah,coming after 7 was tough
Desruprot: @AdamYMHMI Capitalism and thinking Aliens were Ancient
BrowneePointz: yea before that Breath of Fire, Dragon Quest and the Early FFs were MUCH more niche
Silver_Drgn: Hojo is the true villain
bytecaster: Maybe Gamers were just scared by all the GFs?
Juliamon: "Where's the materia??"
Orxolon: GF junction can be hard
lesbiandracula: "what the hell is a draw:"
nightsreach: no small characters besides pupu
WiJohn: Can I say that 8 was bad? Because 8 was pretty bad
Desruprot: FF8 I think is Nomura writing
Sogheim: I could have done without all the teen angst in 8, but 8 is still my favorite FF
lirazel64: The idea of no continuity at all was strange.
BrowneePointz: and then 9 kind of flew under the radar since it was in the twilight of the ps1, but has come back around in recent years and now makes the top 3 of practically every FF list
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Desruprot: FF8 is at least Triple Triad
lesbiandracula: what about me. what about squall
varmintx0: The "whatever" thing was also a translation issue.
vinewood_og: What about me? What about RAVEN?
Orxolon: ok G,thank you for reading me
pleonasticTautology: whoa! welcome raiders!
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I think junctioning is a cool mechanical concept that is horribly underserved by all the other mechanics, and also the plot is garbo
Dog_of_Myth: I enjoyed 8 but can see its flaws
raulghoulia: all the main characters of 8 are suffering from brain damage
Dog_of_Myth: Heya Raiders!
lirazel64: It bothered me that Rinoa was kind of a drip.
goombalax: Triple Triad ruined my 3rd semester of college
Ukon_Cairns: ahh classic, follow up game isnt the same game but again, and therefore bad~
SK__Ren: 8 Was my first Final Fantasy. I brute forced my way through the game all they way to Ragnarok on the back of over leveling, mediocre junctions, and no weapon upgrades. iykyk
nightsreach: 8 also suffered a lot in terms of writing because of mistranslation
lesbiandracula: squall's flock! irvine is sickboy
MrPipboy3000: FF Randomizers are a BLAST
bytecaster: We are randomizing decks of final fantasy at the moment
BrowneePointz: it's part of why 9 flew under the radar as well Cam. Had to follow 7, was in the last moments of the PS1's life. But now is one of the most beloved years later
LRRbot: Item Shopkeep [1R] | Creature — Human Citizen [2/2] | Whenever you attack, target attacking equipped creature gains menace until end of turn.
BrowneePointz: and honestly one of the most well rounded of the whole dang franchise
A_Dub888: !quote baxter
LRRbot: Quote #7767: "MEOWWW" —Baxter
LRRbot: Il Mheg Pixie [1U] | Creature — Faerie [2/1] | Flying / Whenever this creature attacks, surveil 1.
LostThePirate: Hey FFR peeps; OoTR nerd over here, lol
MrPipboy3000: I hated 8 so much i skipped 9
pleonasticTautology: 9 was our first ff and i think it really prepped us for loving the series as a whole
Earthenone:
9 is my favorite FF im replaying it now and just got to disc 3
Orxolon: @MrPipboy3000 you're missing out,9 is good
SkiaSymphonia: It starts very slow, but stick with it
hedonistic_mushroom: I've played several sealed games of FF in paper... I have a full set of Squall.
PorpoisesUnknown: Everyone presents favorite Final Fantasy?
Diabore: cam will trade a bolt for a pixie
LRRbot: Undercity Dire Rat [1B] | Creature — Rat [2/2] | Rat Tail — When this creature dies, create a Treasure token.
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: 9 is a great game with an incredibly relevant message under all the high fantasy
Dog_of_Myth: During Pride month Cam?
adept_nekomancer: I only got into the series via emulator, and my very first (and still favorite is FF 5)
MrPipboy3000: @Orxolon I tried to go back, couldn't do it ... My tastes have changed too much since then
Diabore: chump check
Orxolon: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa agree,good game
Dog_of_Myth:
vinewood_og: EWWWWWWWW
Earthenone: brought to you by coinbase
Dani3883:
@LostThePirate Hi!!
lesbiandracula: i have such love for ff8 because i was in middle school and broke my leg in football practice the day it came out so i got to stay home in bed all week doing nothing but playing it
neisan2112: WOOOOW
vinewood_og: On brand lol
KaleidoscopeMind: wow
PorpoisesUnknown: Cam using lightning bolt in the game and STRAIGHT heat IRL
LRRbot: Retrieve the Esper [3U] | Sorcery | Create a 3/3 blue Robot Warrior artifact creature token. Then if this spell was cast from a graveyard, put two +1/+1 counters on that token. / Flashback {5}{U}
Orxolon: @MrPipboy3000 have you played Chrono cross?is heavy at the begining like that
raulghoulia: Pinkerton also does pride advertising if you want to use that well
frank_the_great: Years ago I was gifted Raytheon pride socks
Dog_of_Myth: Worth it to get that reaction.
SunflashRune: Oh boy.
Luminaire_p: Depends on the randomizer
bytecaster: I really want the dialog be randomized for comedy!
Diabore: theres logic to randomizers, there has to be
SunflashRune: Very similar setup for FF1 rando, yes.
Possumorpheus: items, characters, abilities, lots of stuff gets randomized! and usually open world.
accountmadeforants: "Lockheed Martin's Pride Month" goes hard as fuck
aitsu100: you can shuffle items and enemies ys
aitsu100: yes
LRRbot: Treno, Dark City | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}.
Bruceski: Elden Ring randomizer would be a similar parallel
sprocketsdance_: They have a nice training program too, start off as ducks and can graduate to platypus ^_^
MrPipboy3000: @Orxolon Not really ... another game i tried to go back and play, but I just couldn't do
vinewood_og: This is Hell
PorpoisesUnknown: LMFAO
Morrigan9: wow
LostThePirate: XD
Dog_of_Myth:
pleonasticTautology: hey cam, did you hear boeing pulled out of seattle's pride?
SerisanGG: You can change basically anything in Final Fantasy Randomizer. Custom bosses, shuffled bosses, changed stats, changed item locations, changed maps, entrance shuffle... I think we're over 500 options now.
KaleidoscopeMind: i too have boeing pride merch. it was.. weird
PorpoisesUnknown: never change Cam
lesbiandracula: shinra invited to pride
Desruprot: There is a randomizer for 6 called beyond chaos, it maintains the story but there is a lot of other randomization
vinewood_og: Pride billy club, brought to you fanduel
vinewood_og: By
Morrigan9: the Mako Rainbow
aitsu100: the last time i looked at the FF1 rando you could generate a new world map
lesbiandracula: you know. they call it a Reunion
LRRbot: G'raha Tia [4W] | Legendary Creature — Cat Archer [3/5] | Reach / The Allagan Eye — Whenever one or more other creatures and/or artifacts you control die, draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn.
BrowneePointz: Rufus is 100% Queer Coded
Orxolon: @MrPipboy3000 but,look at me,trying to get support for 8,feeling i felt Squall inner troubles alone XD,so nvm me
BrowneePointz: just look at his Drip
lirazel64: I would pay to help fund a Shinra float.
Dog_of_Myth: hahhah
vinewood_og: Even they know it's a scam
JinaMahavira: I love you Cam
SunflashRune: OKay well now that I'm done cackling
LRRbot: Dreams of Laguna [1U] | Instant | Surveil 1, then draw a card. / Flashback {3}{U}
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gualdhar: We're Here! We're Queer! We're murdering all the strikers!
LRRbot: Undercity Dire Rat [1B] | Creature — Rat [2/2] | Rat Tail — When this creature dies, create a Treasure token.
accountmadeforants: That was posted 3 years ago, before Bluesky existed
SunflashRune: Off I go for marathon work, ya'll have fun!
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Orxolon: that rat has been pulling some great work in limited for me!
A_Dub888: I heard "Shinra Float" and my mind went to a Root Beer Float style drink that's high in Iron
niccus: making the shinra parade march minigame easier by equipping a rainbow helmet first
Bruceski: "We here at Shinra support diversity's place in our genetic cloning program."
vinewood_og: Erasing the hard drives
CaptainSpam: We demand answers!
Foxmar320: I have questions
LordFizzlebeef: I can answer! Charity marathon work, we just finished one!
SkiaSymphonia: All of the above, perhaps?
yaboysgottatinkles: they trip the people the dont want to win the marathon
BrowneePointz: They're obviously Durandal
Orxolon: *Adam's voice* What do you mean:what do you meaann!?"
Foxmar320: @LordFizzlebeef oh! Nice!
Musicsquid: @orxolon I was playing DOTA!!
neisan2112: Jesus Cam AJHAHHAH
Diabore: we have fun here
MrPipboy3000: "Hard to finish that Marathon with a broken foot" "But I don't have a broken foot" "Not yet ... not yet"
raulghoulia: Gold Saucer competing with Shinra for the most ostentatious pride flloat
Sogheim: is there sports betting on the marathon yet?
Larkonus: Exiling the foil one? You monster!
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LRRbot: Syr Konrad, the Grim [3BB] | Legendary Creature — Human Knight [5/4] | Whenever another creature dies, or a creature card is put into a graveyard from anywhere other than the battlefield, or a creature card leaves your graveyard, Syr Konrad deals 1 damage to each opponent. / {1}{B}: Each player mills a card.
Diabore: that foiling looks good even from here
Orxolon: @Musicsquid wait,what?when?(great game,father of LOL btw)
goombalax: hes UNCOMMON
A_Dub888: syr Konrad is
Diabore: jacob, this was an UNCOMMON
bytecaster: The Konrad dog though, goes under the radar
Earthenone: i got to put masamune on syr conrad the other day in a draft, it was so silly
goombalax: soft machine man
LRRbot: Machinist's Arsenal [4W] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +2/+2 for each artifact you control and is an Artificer in addition to its other types. / Machina — Equip {4}
pleonasticTautology: [chants] reassemble drill! reassemble drill! reassemble drill!
accountmadeforants: Syr Konrad is an inefficient card until it starts efficiently ruining your day
BrowneePointz: He's just grim person. He's the Knight of the Black Court of Ambition. and very Dutiful. Also a protagonist
BrowneePointz: he's from a cycle of 5 legendary uncommon Knights Jacob
bytecaster: Original Eldraine was a thing
niccus: eldraine was a set.
Larkonus: Eldraine 1.0... sure was a set.
LRRbot: Dreams of Laguna [1U] | Instant | Surveil 1, then draw a card. / Flashback {3}{U}
BrowneePointz: for each of the "arthurian courts" of Eldraine
bytecaster: It's not Questing Beast though
Mindfire13: He's always uncommon (unless rare is the lowest rarity available)
A_Dub888: Jacob with the correct reactions to Konrad
hedonistic_mushroom: And then there's Syr Cadian
neisan2112: Eldrain was, somethin
Juliamon: WotC, underestimate a card's power in 2020?
pleonasticTautology: (context: reassemble + drill is machinist's Funny Button, i.e. it does Stupid Damage)
HadesLeprechaun: and the 4 other Syr's are pretty much completely forgettable
Ukon_Cairns: silly complaint but its wild that syr konrad checks 3 things, and 2 of them are symetrical.
pleonasticTautology: @Juliamon what's wrong with a 3/3 elk, i ask you
BrowneePointz: and Eldraine 1.0 was......an incredibly powerful set
LRRbot: Resentful Revelation [1B] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest into your graveyard. / Flashback {6}{B}
PorpoisesUnknown: Dreams of Laguna sounds like a Jersey Shoe adjacent reality TV show
PorpoisesUnknown: show*
bytecaster: @BrowneePointz I still miss my stompy boy
A_Dub888: And full of 3/3 elks
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: yayyyy best rat
Diabore: with an absolutely misserable quick draft experience
BrowneePointz: Syr Aylin, Syr Carah, Syr Elonora, Syr Faren and Syr Konrad
LRRbot: Crossroads Village | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. As it enters, choose a color. / {T}: Add one mana of the chosen color.
hedonistic_mushroom: Sephiroth learning Vincent Valentine could been his dad in an alternate timeline
BrowneePointz: Konrad was busted, but Syr Faren and Elonora were draft POWERHOUSES
BrowneePointz: Elenora*
Diabore: me 18? thats unpossible
LRRbot: Freya Crescent [R] | Legendary Creature — Rat Knight [1/1] | Jump — During your turn, Freya Crescent has flying. / {T}: Add {R}. Spend this mana only to cast an Equipment spell or activate an equip ability.
Ukon_Cairns:
eldraine is funny because it followed up a core set that had "5 dmg to target blue planeswalker" so they made both 3 mana blue planeswalkers start at 6 
LRRbot: Sephiroth's Intervention [3B] | Instant | Destroy target creature. You gain 2 life.
Diabore: and cam loses 1
Orxolon: that is how Aerith died?
accountmadeforants: @HadesLeprechaun The other Syrs were arguably better (or at least as good) in more decks in limited, Konrad just had more potential beyond that
Diabore: konrad dumb
LRRbot: Sephiroth, Planet's Heir [4UB] | Legendary Creature — Human Avatar Soldier [4/4] | Vigilance / When Sephiroth enters, creatures your opponents control get −2/−2 until end of turn. / Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Sephiroth.
BrowneePointz: Estuans Interius Ira Vehementi! SEPHIROTH
goombalax: *latin chanting megins*
Orxolon: mother of runes!
BrowneePointz: Veni veni venias! in memori facias! (gloriosa! Generosa!)
BrowneePointz: SEPHIROTH!
Dog_of_Myth:
LoadingReadyRun:
I want to see alternate universe Sephiroth where Jenova never arrived. I'm imagining maybe librarian Sephiroth or boat captain Sephiroth?
Orxolon: wow
Orxolon: gg
PorpoisesUnknown: Evil wins! Yay!
BrowneePointz: and yes i'm the kind of choir dork that memorized the latin lyrics to the og version of One Winged Angel
Foxmar320: Seph doesn't have to do much when he shows up everything dies
Earthenone: we even shuffled a 2nd cloud in there
Orxolon: beware of that coffee,it's giving me TOC XD
ArtOfStuttering: So Graham his deck went from going very poorly against Cam to now winning handsomely.
BrowneePointz: unfortunately the Advent Children version of One Winged Angel changed the lyrics
Diabore: another collecty boostie?
hedonistic_mushroom: Final Fantasy set scratches the same itch as jamming games in Dissidia
lesbiandracula: will jacob be playing tonight?
BrowneePointz: cmon jacob lets pull you some sexy stuff
KaleidoscopeMind: just mono green
Diabore: cmon prime time
LRRbot: White Auracite [2WW] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until this artifact leaves the battlefield. / {T}: Add {W}.
Orxolon: golden travelling chocobo!let's goooooooooo
bytecaster: Great job, Graham
LRRbot: Town Greeter [1G] | Creature — Human Citizen [1/1] | When this creature enters, mill four cards. You may put a land card from among them into your hand. If you put a Town card into your hand this way, you gain 2 life.
LRRbot: G'raha Tia [4W] | Legendary Creature — Cat Archer [3/5] | Reach / The Allagan Eye — Whenever one or more other creatures and/or artifacts you control die, draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn.
lastunicornfan: not at Magic Con, guys?
LRRbot: Reno and Rude [1B] | Legendary Creature — Human Assassin [2/1] | Menace / Whenever Reno and Rude deals combat damage to a player, exile the top card of that player's library. Then you may sacrifice another creature or artifact. If you do, you may play the exiled card this turn, and mana of any type can be spent to cast it.
BrowneePointz: well considering MagicCon is right now..... @lastunicornfan
LRRbot: Garnet, Princess of Alexandria [GW] | Legendary Creature — Human Noble Cleric [2/2] | Lifelink / Whenever Garnet attacks, you may remove a lore counter from each of any number of Sagas you control. Put a +1/+1 counter on Garnet for each lore counter removed this way.
accountmadeforants:
At least we haven't hit blister packs yet
Orxolon: come on traveling chocoboooooo!!!
LRRbot: Quina, Qu Gourmet [2G] | Legendary Creature — Qu [2/3] | If one or more tokens would be created under your control, those tokens plus a 1/1 green Frog creature token are created instead. / {2}, Sacrifice a Frog: Put a +1/+1 counter on Quina.
LRRbot: Summon: Fat Chocobo [4G] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Bird [4/4] | I — Wark — Create a 2/2 green Bird creature token with "Whenever a land you control enters, this token gets +1/+0 until end of turn." / II, III, IV — Kerplunk — Creatures you control gain trample until end of turn.
LRRbot: Squall, SeeD Mercenary [2WB] | Legendary Creature — Human Knight Mercenary [3/4] | Rough Divide — Whenever a creature you control attacks alone, it gains double strike until end of turn. / Whenever Squall deals combat damage to a player, return target permanent card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Mattmitchell45: Quina says your Frog has a Soggy Bottom
lastunicornfan: @BrowneePointz good, now I don’t feel quite as much FOMO
LRRbot: Rosa, Resolute White Mage [3W] | Legendary Creature — Human Noble Cleric [2/3] | Reach / At the beginning of combat on your turn, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It gains lifelink until end of turn.
LRRbot: Avalanche of Sector 7 [2R] | Legendary Creature — Human Rebel [*/3] | Menace / Avalanche of Sector 7's power is equal to the number of artifacts your opponents control. / Whenever an opponent activates an ability of an artifact they control, Avalanche of Sector 7 deals 1 damage to that player.
hedonistic_mushroom: Getting spooked by Squal even in all the streams I've watched
Diabore: not future
Diabore: yeah it was great
definenull: includes mana abilities, like treasuresa
BrowneePointz: mana
Dog_of_Myth: Dang
bytecaster: It's a triggered ability
BrowneePointz: Sexy Kuja!
LRRbot: Trance Kuja, Fate Defied (front: Kuja, Genome Sorcerer) | Legendary Creature — Avatar Wizard [4/6] | Flame Star — If a Wizard you control would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals double that damage instead.
LRRbot: Kuja, Genome Sorcerer [2BR] (back: Trance Kuja, Fate Defied) | Legendary Creature — Human Mutant Wizard [3/4] | At the beginning of your end step, create a tapped 0/1 black Wizard creature token with "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this token deals 1 damage to each opponent." Then if you control four or more Wizards, transform Kuja.
pleonasticTautology: can you mail me that kuga
Earthenone: stupid sexy kuja
pleonasticTautology: i'll pay for it
Diabore: jacob happy
lesbiandracula: jacobface
hedonistic_mushroom: I hate kuja in principle... But I love the card
BrowneePointz: He's one of the prettiest men in an entire franchise of pretty men
Diabore: kraum
LRRbot: Kraum, Ludevic's Opus [3UR] | Legendary Creature — Zombie Horror [4/4] | Flying, haste / Whenever an opponent casts their second spell each turn, draw a card. / Partner
Diabore: 16
neisan2112: Oh yeah they did all the Partner comanders
BrowneePointz: yea he's the CEDH staple
Orxolon: who? xD
HadesLeprechaun: the zombie??
BrowneePointz: Barnabus is Odin's Dominant
neisan2112: Well the main ones
Ukon_Cairns: Odin's Dominant
LRRbot: Hope Estheim [WU] | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | Lifelink / At the beginning of your end step, each opponent mills X cards, where X is the amount of life you gained this turn.
Diabore: that one is less than cloud
Earthenone:
based on how people feel about hope, i imagine that is a less expensive card than cloud
BrowneePointz: $70 for Hope
Orxolon: today in Cracking a pack
bytecaster: @Diabore I mean, of course, it's hope
BrowneePointz: (surge foil prices are wild atm)
grax_strife: Oh right, the partner commanders are on Arena for Brawl now.
Bruceski: Hope fits as well
Orxolon: hello,all you Mooglets XD
BrowneePointz: surge foil alt arts are WILD price wise atm
Diabore: yeah surge foil rares are pricey
pleonasticTautology: i got like $30 for a surge foil squall
Ukon_Cairns: yeh, 6 partners on arena now
bytecaster: People do be collecting, it seems
Orxolon: boosted by boosters XD
bytecaster: It's boosties all the way down
BrowneePointz: like, collector boxes are up to $1,000+ right now
BrowneePointz: Reminder, the LotR, which had a 1/1 ring, and the Tengwar Sol Rings, went for $450
lamina5432: they really need to ship out another print run fast
Orxolon: @BrowneePointz crazy
BrowneePointz: boxes went for $450
BrowneePointz: fun fact lamina, Collector boosties are single print run
Earthenone: im disapointed they dident do a jumpstart for FF, it was how i was able to aford the LotR stuff to play with a friend (because that product dident have chase cards)
lamina5432: @BrowneePointz thats shit
Ukon_Cairns: theres jumpstart stuff on arena, but i understand if that doesnt solve the issue for you
LostThePirate: This song always sounds like Asian King Fu Generation anime opener music
LostThePirate: I say as it ends, lol
BusTed: Time for NG+2
lesbiandracula: @LostThePirate i agree 100%. i was just thinking it slaps and wondering what it was
LRRbot: Rabanastre, Royal City | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {R} or {W}.
LRRbot: Cloud, Midgar Mercenary [WW] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier Mercenary [2/1] | When Cloud enters, search your library for an Equipment card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / As long as Cloud is equipped, if an ability of Cloud or an Equipment attached to it triggers, that ability triggers an additional time.
Earthenone: bah gawd thats clouds music
Mangledpixel: Clod!
Orxolon: and he is in Standard!
UtilityPunk:
It's Cloud from Magic the Gathering! 
HadesLeprechaun: If Cam manages to equip Ultima on him, it's over
HadesLeprechaun: kill TWO creatures
HadesLeprechaun: it does
HadesLeprechaun: has to be this card
LRRbot: Il Mheg Pixie [1U] | Creature — Faerie [2/1] | Flying / Whenever this creature attacks, surveil 1.
BrowneePointz: it's also how Thrun the Last Troll got held down in standard
BrowneePointz: cuz of Phantasmal Image
HadesLeprechaun: flavorful, not intuitive
LathosTiran: name check not character check
LRRbot: Samurai's Katana [2R] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +2/+2, has trample and haste, and is a Samurai in addition to its other types. / Murasame — Equip {5}
Luminaire_p: it's just a mental game by Jace
pleonasticTautology: like that one episode of voyager with 7 of 9 going back in time a bunch
Diabore: i just imagined in game of playing the 3 vensers all at once, you got pre spark venser, planeswalker venser, and the corpse puppet
Fruan: Planeswalker subtypes are now a weird remnant that do very little. I think there's some mechanical relevance to being a Chandra, and that's about it?
Bugberry: Or that episode of Dexter's Lab where he teams up with himself from different points in time.
Diabore: like youre showing venser his future
LRRbot: Overkill [2B] | Instant | Target creature gets −0/−9999 until end of turn.
Ukon_Cairns: yeh, they tried to "solve" for how can jace be on both sides of the board but the solve being "he gets shredded into the aether instead" is certainly a choice
LRRbot: Relm's Sketching [2UU] | Sorcery | Create a token that's a copy of target artifact, creature, or land.
Earthenone: its hard to stablize against haste trample equipment i imagine
lesbiandracula: oh no relm's a chuunibyo
pleonasticTautology: "does anyone know how to draw a REAL sword"
Earthenone: Relm was told to draw a sword, and took it literally
SK__Ren: Relm's Sketching being able to hit any players stuff is very nice
BrowneePointz: Pictomancer IS one of the ff14 jobs Graham/Cam, and you DO sketch so realistically you manifest stuff like lighting and Moogles
BrowneePointz: lightning*
Earthenone: the element lightning or the waifu lightning?
Ukon_Cairns: @BrowneePointz from FF 13?
BrowneePointz: in fact Picto got slapped by the nerf bat recently
Bugberry: sword-plex
LRRbot: Suplex [1R] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Suplex deals 3 damage to target creature. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead. / • Exile target artifact.
pleonasticTautology: suplexed the sword then took an acrobatic pirouette off it
BrowneePointz: chat, lightning, not Lightning, if I meant Lightning, I would've typed Lightning, not lightning
LRRbot: Deadly Embrace [3BB] | Sorcery | Destroy target creature an opponent controls. Then draw a card for each creature that died this turn.
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LathosTiran:
dont make light of the lightning confusion
BrowneePointz: Also the fact that Lightning is her nickname and her real name is Claire, in reference to the french word for Lightning, is peak funny
Mangledpixel: in the original game Relm's ability was the cause of a game breaking bug that, if she copied certain monster abilities, could not only crash the game but corrupt your save files
Earthenone: i lost a ff7 save file to capitolisim, i bought too many items and my inventory overflowed
LRRbot: Dreams of Laguna [1U] | Instant | Surveil 1, then draw a card. / Flashback {3}{U}
BrowneePointz: it's okay she's put herself into the graveyard. Twice
Bugberry: @Earthenone hording is an issue many people deal with, sometimes in unexpected places.
BrowneePointz: and the first time blinded her
PorpoisesUnknown: 3 Sword Style
Morrigan9: i mean, that's basically Advent Children sword
Fruan: Dark Excalibur Mega Genesis?
BrowneePointz: old school rpgs are held together by gum and toothpicks
HadesLeprechaun: SAME, for like a 200 hour Oblivion save file
KodeMage: and I don't hold it against her to this day....
BrowneePointz: if you end up in the SS Anne harbor and use strength on the truck...
Mangledpixel: your cousin that works at Nintendo
Darleysam: play to the fight without a save
Sapphic_Shenanigans: if you use Strength on the Truck, you can get Mew to save Aerith
ImmortalLen: If you hide Arith under the truck...
Larkonus: And then, if you trade for a Pokemon that has cut without sending off the S.S. Anne...
BrowneePointz: the entire premise of the Monster Rancher Anime!
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: a key feature of the Monster Rancher series!
pleonasticTautology: oh i LOVE this crapshot
Bugberry: "i'm interested in this"
BrowneePointz: that was me finding out about holding Z during the Gamecube intro.
lesbiandracula: eehee thank you
BrowneePointz: or finding out THIS WEEK there is a SECOND secret gamecube intro
DeM0nFiRe: Yeah
Mangledpixel: yep
Bugberry: I think it was the shop in the library
Bugberry: "he he, thank you"
LRRbot: Midgar, City of Mako // Reactor Raid | Midgar, City of Mako [2B] | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {B}. // Reactor Raid | Sorcery — Adventure | You may sacrifice an artifact or creature. If you do, draw two cards.
Saswett: Leaving this to watch pro tour
LRRbot: Reno and Rude [1B] | Legendary Creature — Human Assassin [2/1] | Menace / Whenever Reno and Rude deals combat damage to a player, exile the top card of that player's library. Then you may sacrifice another creature or artifact. If you do, you may play the exiled card this turn, and mana of any type can be spent to cast it.
LRRbot: Coeurl [1W] | Creature — Cat Beast [2/2] | {1}{W}, {T}: Tap target nonenchantment creature.
BrowneePointz: I think my favorite thing about the FF7 Remake is they kept the Elena tumble easter egg in
thetrashman_sc: what a reference
Ukon_Cairns: i get that theres a few differences, but to see Reno and Rude immediately after Kotis is wild
Mangledpixel: Coe-Universal Resource Locator
LRRbot: Samurai's Katana [2R] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +2/+2, has trample and haste, and is a Samurai in addition to its other types. / Murasame — Equip {5}
Earthenone: we can feed the rat to rude twice!
Manitu_25: samwise has a katana?
Earthenone: they explained it in chat, it was a charity thing
LRRbot: Dreams of Laguna [1U] | Instant | Surveil 1, then draw a card. / Flashback {3}{U}
pleonasticTautology: someone said it was a char— yeah
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Someone else did, they were working on a charity marathon
Juliamon: A third, other marathon
Possumorpheus: It is a charity event benefitting the LIAM foundation (LGBTQ+ organization)
LRRbot: Dwarven Castle Guard [1W] | Creature — Dwarf Soldier [2/1] | When this creature dies, create a 1/1 colorless Hero creature token.
LoadingReadyRun: @Possumorpheus nice!
Bugberry: can't wait for SGDQ
Skye_Stryke: Really funny having them and Ragavan in the same set
BrowneePointz: They DID just give Aristocrats an enchantment that turns all your sacs into removal. unfortunately it's 4 mana
Morrigan9: wow, rude
HadesLeprechaun: @BrowneePointz and goes away if you remove too much
vinewood_og: Thank you Jacob, we got there. To the sack outlet.
LRRbot: Y'shtola, Night's Blessed [1WUB] | Legendary Creature — Cat Warlock [2/4] | Vigilance / At the beginning of each end step, if a player lost 4 or more life this turn, you draw a card. / Whenever you cast a noncreature spell with mana value 3 or greater, Y'shtola deals 2 damage to each opponent and you gain 2 life.
thetrashman_sc: yeah i read the spoiler for r&r and was like damn this is shitty monkey
Bugberry: @BrowneePointz sounds like Grave Pact.
LRRbot: Avalanche of Sector 7 [2R] | Legendary Creature — Human Rebel [*/3] | Menace / Avalanche of Sector 7's power is equal to the number of artifacts your opponents control. / Whenever an opponent activates an ability of an artifact they control, Avalanche of Sector 7 deals 1 damage to that player.
Juliamon: Measurehead
frank_the_great: Hardy Boys
Luminaire_p: Hi-ho!
LRRbot: Magitek Scythe [4] | Artifact — Equipment | A Test of Your Reflexes! — When this Equipment enters, you may attach it to target creature you control. If you do, that creature gains first strike until end of turn and must be blocked this turn if able. / Equipped creature gets +2/+1. / Equip {2}
lesbiandracula: only before the upmastered deluxe edition. i think they took the chapo voices out?
LRRbot: Dwarven Castle Guard [1W] | Creature — Dwarf Soldier [2/1] | When this creature dies, create a 1/1 colorless Hero creature token.
LRRbot: Beatrix, Loyal General [4WW] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [4/4] | Vigilance / At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may attach any number of Equipment you control to target creature you control.
lesbiandracula: she's so pretty.
Earthenone: sword gives it haste
Shurtal: i'd rather be a treat
Earthenone: 6/6 vigilance trample haste
goombalax: Daniel!
MWGNZ:
fast sword
RetroHibiscus: reaper does cast stuff in xiv
Larkonus: So properly wield the scythe, you have to make a pact with a voidsent, so maybe that's holding the scythe or rod.
lesbiandracula: gunblade but the gun is a wizard wand. much to consider
Ukon_Cairns: ooh the way gw2 necro staff gets the shadow scythe on it
LRRbot: Sephiroth's Intervention [3B] | Instant | Destroy target creature. You gain 2 life.
Skye_Stryke: Graham should draw in cams end step from Yshtola
chaostreader: Y’stola draws a card.
PorpoisesUnknown: Schtep
lesbiandracula: end'shtola
Juliamon: every y'shtep
Larkonus: Move to Y'shtola step.
silenceaux: End schlepping
LRRbot: Suplex [1R] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Suplex deals 3 damage to target creature. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead. / • Exile target artifact.
tedpro23: OMG, I haven't played Exalted in years.
pleonasticTautology: graham that's a really great connery
WiJohn: Sabin's been supplexing a lot of weapons
Xaunaught: Probs doesnt matter but it is exiled from Suplex
MrPipboy3000: They Scythe one of ours we suplex on of their ...
shendaras: I need to rewatch the rewatch
HadesLeprechaun: any interest in the IOI Bond game G, or not really your genre?
LRRbot: Retrieve the Esper [3U] | Sorcery | Create a 3/3 blue Robot Warrior artifact creature token. Then if this spell was cast from a graveyard, put two +1/+1 counters on that token. / Flashback {5}{U}
Mattmitchell45: @MrPipboy3000 You send them to the train depot!
lesbiandracula: it doesn't depict a suplex! it's great
Luminaire_p: Meteor Strike
thetrashman_sc: it implies a suplex its great art
Juliamon: "Is he gonna..." excited FF fan in the know: "YEAH HE IS"
CrashTestGremlin: Just started playing vi and lived the meme for the first time
RetroHibiscus: yet another card for graham
RetroHibiscus: because yshtola is a hell of a card
LRRbot: Dreams of Laguna [1U] | Instant | Surveil 1, then draw a card. / Flashback {3}{U}
Earthenone: laguna, jamacia
Bugberry: I don't know what the next video-game UB set will be, but I look forward to the game-mechanic references every time.
RetroHibiscus: wait I’m dumb it’s only 3
BrowneePointz: I kind of hope they nab a Warcraft Set
BrowneePointz: don’t know how likely cuz of hearthstone but still
LithelyUnshod: Cam lost 4 life
LRRbot: Ultima Weapon [7] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Whenever equipped creature attacks, destroy target creature an opponent controls. / Equipped creature gets +7/+7. / Equip {7}
Dog_of_Myth:
Ukon_Cairns: removal spell? in dimir? they have those?
MWGNZ:
Foxmar320: Wait I can just not listen to G???
vinewood_og: Wowww
thetrashman_sc: thats awesome
Dog_of_Myth: hahahaha
Orxolon: i do that!
50keyz:
Orxolon: i talk to my deck
Bugberry: @BrowneePointz If they did that, a Corrupted Blood reference would be pretty cool, but unlikely.
LithelyUnshod: That sounds like a Carmen story.
Mattmitchell45: Work with Daddt
BrowneePointz: Humans and Anthropomorphism. name a better duo
LRRbot: Deadly Embrace [3BB] | Sorcery | Destroy target creature an opponent controls. Then draw a card for each creature that died this turn.
Diabore: and draw?
NotCainNorAbel:
500
Skye_Stryke: All the Sephiroth needed to be good was Yshtola and Syr Konrad who would have though
Earthenone: fandango threatened 10 damage at one point
CrashTestGremlin: Tada Neil
BrowneePointz: You’d love Fandaniel. he’s VERY Kefka coded
Bugberry: Someone on Brawl used the starter deck Cloud and he was surprisingly terrifying.
LRRbot: Crossroads Village | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. As it enters, choose a color. / {T}: Add one mana of the chosen color.
LRRbot: Item Shopkeep [1R] | Creature — Human Citizen [2/2] | Whenever you attack, target attacking equipped creature gains menace until end of turn.
LRRbot: Undercity Dire Rat [1B] | Creature — Rat [2/2] | Rat Tail — When this creature dies, create a Treasure token.
Diabore: !card cloud planets champion
LRRbot: Cloud, Planet's Champion [3RW] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier Mercenary [4/4] | During your turn, as long as Cloud is equipped, it has double strike and indestructible. / Equip abilities you activate that target Cloud cost {2} less to activate.
lesbiandracula: !card weapons vendor
LRRbot: Weapons Vendor [3W] | Creature — Human Artificer [2/2] | When this creature enters, draw a card. / At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you control an Equipment, you may pay {1}. When you do, attach target Equipment you control to target creature you control.
LRRbot: Dwarven Castle Guard [1W] | Creature — Dwarf Soldier [2/1] | When this creature dies, create a 1/1 colorless Hero creature token.
BrowneePointz: I have no idea who I’d want to voice Kefka if they did a remake. then again NO ONE expected Tyler Hoechlin as Sephiroth for Ff7R
LRRbot: Shinra Reinforcements [2B] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/3] | When this creature enters, mill three cards and you gain 3 life.
Earthenone:
better than gone, reanimatable
Dog_of_Myth: Gone for now.
lesbiandracula: wahkwahkwahk
goombalax: you get his laugh
Diabore: @BrowneePointz and if we cant get jacob then maybe mark hamill
ImmortalLen: We have in the fighting game
BrowneePointz: haughty gay demon clown
drcthulu: shrill clown noises
thetrashman_sc: no voice in dissidia?
Orxolon: it depends on their face
Luminaire_p: We did in Dissidia
SK__Ren: Did Kefka have proper VA in Dissidia?
LRRbot: Il Mheg Pixie [1U] | Creature — Faerie [2/1] | Flying / Whenever this creature attacks, surveil 1.
Bugberry: I love how his laugh is on Arena.
Orxolon: phase*
SerGarretCameron: didn't we have it in a certain raid fight in 14?
raulghoulia: Pedro Pascal would do a great job
LRRbot: G'raha Tia [4W] | Legendary Creature — Cat Archer [3/5] | Reach / The Allagan Eye — Whenever one or more other creatures and/or artifacts you control die, draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn.
CrashTestGremlin: Celes got a singing voice in the remaster
Sogheim: which FF game had the opera?
BrowneePointz: He’s like if joker was a theater kid
AdamYMHMI: I agree, hire Jacob for Kefka.
vinewood_og: Nice
darkcyril: @Sogheim VI
SK__Ren: @Sogheim Six
radioshackraider: Yeah Jacob. That laugh is perfect for Kefka
BrowneePointz: a bit more refined than Joker but JUST a bit
thetrashman_sc: court mage
goombalax: he was the court mage
niccus: were the characters not voiced in Dissidia and such?
LRRbot: Retrieve the Esper [3U] | Sorcery | Create a 3/3 blue Robot Warrior artifact creature token. Then if this spell was cast from a graveyard, put two +1/+1 counters on that token. / Flashback {5}{U}
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Celes has a (singing) voice in 6's pixel remaster
Bionull: Why we keeping putting magic in dudes anyway?
Diabore: 3/3
BrowneePointz: Kefka vocally would be like Astarion meets the Joker for me
lesbiandracula: ruining things, one might say
Kentosaurus: some people just want to watch the world burn
thetrashman_sc: because what if they get really powerful and help us take over the world
LRRbot: Freya Crescent [R] | Legendary Creature — Rat Knight [1/1] | Jump — During your turn, Freya Crescent has flying. / {T}: Add {R}. Spend this mana only to cast an Equipment spell or activate an equip ability.
Earthenone: a nihalist with superpowers is always dangerous
Bugberry: It's why my Kefka Brawl deck is just full of board wipes.
LoadingReadyRun: @Kentosaurus Kefka took a more active approach to burning the world
Diabore: smokestack go brrrr
BrowneePointz: and luckily both of his cards are super irritating!
LRRbot: Sephiroth, Planet's Heir [4UB] | Legendary Creature — Human Avatar Soldier [4/4] | Vigilance / When Sephiroth enters, creatures your opponents control get −2/−2 until end of turn. / Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Sephiroth.
BrowneePointz: Estuans Interius Ira Vehementi! SEPHIROTH!
Bugberry: Funnily enough, Drag to the Bottom on Domain 3 lets Kefka survive with his 5 toughness.
SK__Ren: Stephiroth!
BrowneePointz: veni veni venias, in memori facias!
darkcyril: Stephiroth is *really* good.
Shurtal: wouldn't that just be "Lets get some shoes"?
MrPipboy3000: On Wednesdays we weild Masamune ...
Gekyouryuu: Jacob, picture it: FF7 x FF8 crossover/fusion. Selphie-roth
raulghoulia: Sephiroth with vocal fry
CrashTestGremlin: Bring me the Black Materia, Clown.
pleonasticTautology: d y i n g
WiJohn: She's going to the mall to get an ORANGE! JULIUS! Stephiroth!
radioshackraider: It feels like thick wet
Dog_of_Myth: So Mean Girls x FF7
BrowneePointz: Oh that’s just Hojo…he’s my Stepdad
thetrashman_sc: what a bit
KaleidoscopeMind: !clip
LRRbot:
If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
KenKopin: Waving hello to the clip show
LRRbot: Il Mheg Pixie [1U] | Creature — Faerie [2/1] | Flying / Whenever this creature attacks, surveil 1.
radioshackraider: Great, no "It feels like thick wet" in a mean girl voice is stuck in my head
LRRbot: Rosa, Resolute White Mage [3W] | Legendary Creature — Human Noble Cleric [2/3] | Reach / At the beginning of combat on your turn, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It gains lifelink until end of turn.
MrPipboy3000: "Stop trying to make Ultima a thing ..."
50keyz: im hearing false demetri the 9th in graham's impression
Diabore: he has many stepdads
Mindfire13: I feel like Wheeler's "Seth Feroth" could fulfill a similar role
LRRbot: Shinra Reinforcements [2B] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/3] | When this creature enters, mill three cards and you gain 3 life.
BrowneePointz: does that mean she stabs Aeric Gainsborough whose last name is now descriptive?
Diabore: @Mindfire13 seth feroth sounds surfer bro-y to me
LRRbot: Ultima Weapon [7] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Whenever equipped creature attacks, destroy target creature an opponent controls. / Equipped creature gets +7/+7. / Equip {7}
Bugberry: "Meteor? more like Mete-bore"
Earthenone: stepheroth dropped aerith from the group chat
BrowneePointz: Tifa becomes Tyler. because that’s just funny
jessicaengle:
Hi chat. 
CrashTestGremlin: Like, OMG, you keep your materia in your hair?!?
radioshackraider: Ugh, Cloud. You have to go to the reunion. You just can't not go to the reunion
LRRbot: Retrieve the Esper [3U] | Sorcery | Create a 3/3 blue Robot Warrior artifact creature token. Then if this spell was cast from a graveyard, put two +1/+1 counters on that token. / Flashback {5}{U}
BrowneePointz: I cannot think of a funny genderbent name for Cloud
Diabore: @BrowneePointz clea?
Earthenone: claudia?
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Claudia I thought was the go-to
CrashTestGremlin: @BrowneePointz his moms name, Clodia
holidayMD: Lightning?
Diabore: actually yeah claudia
CrashTestGremlin: claudia
WiJohn: Cloud works for all genders
Gekyouryuu: you're all forgetting: we HAVE a female name for Cloud. Thunderhead.
BrowneePointz: Beret Wallace.
Gekyouryuu: from the FF7 Machinabridged
CrashTestGremlin: Nobody say Lightning
Juliamon: I prefer Skye to Claudia
LRRbot: Sephiroth's Intervention [3B] | Instant | Destroy target creature. You gain 2 life.
radioshackraider: And if you need a Cloud name for a Plank of Wood, there's Squall
dm818: there goes the hero
Kentosaurus: @BrowneePointz Barette Wallace
LRRbot: Warrior's Sword [3R] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +3/+2 and is a Warrior in addition to its other types. / Equip {5}
yaboysgottatinkles: Jacob any plans to DM anything for LRR coming up?
BrowneePointz: wait in this version with Stephiroth does Claudia Strife act like Daria Jacob?
LRRbot: Treno, Dark City | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}.
Gekyouryuu: a terrible potato person and their illegal food item: An Awful Lalafel and their Unlawful Falafel
Earthenone: 12 power
LathosTiran: welcome to the dress sphere grid Chuckl-yucks
Earthenone: life link
Skye_Stryke: @yaboysgottatinkles Speaking of DMing have y'all considered giving Daggerheart a go for Dice Friends?
lesbiandracula: well this looks like it might be a long game
BrowneePointz: I don’t know if they’ve been given a copy @skye_stryke
Earthenone: yeah i imagine a blue black starter deck dosent have equipment removal
Luminaire_p: sort of double abyss
Lord_Hosk: one shot... one opportunity
LRRbot: Suplex [1R] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Suplex deals 3 damage to target creature. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead. / • Exile target artifact.
lesbiandracula: what you mean there's not a a phyrexian tribute in the deck
UtilityPunk: The pixie explodes in a tiny burst of magical glitter
lesbiandracula: !card phyrexian tribute
LRRbot: Phyrexian Tribute [2B] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice two creatures. / Destroy target artifact.
Lord_Hosk: not 0
Diabore: off by 1
Luminaire_p: gain 13
Earthenone: use a treasure its the out!
lesbiandracula: heroes win
Dog_of_Myth:
MrPipboy3000: This was a fun hang
Dog_of_Myth: This was great
Dog_of_Myth:
Earthenone: !cardkingdom
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Earthenone: !dragonshield
Earthenone: !patreon
shendaras:
lesbiandracula:
Orxolon: i did,they treat me like a weirdo XD
Commodore_Perry_GG: k im back
yaboysgottatinkles: ah man no vlog in 6 months
Orxolon: yeah,but not meeting you guys is not the same
Mai_Andra: Yeah, Graham's picture is on the "guest" page, but Graham is not actually there...
Earthenone: its important to leave off on a cliffhanger, or a cliff faller in this case
Gekyouryuu: Qo-WOP
SK__Ren: Co-QWOP?
LathosTiran:
Mine o clock winding down 
Mattmitchell45: Robot Week at LoadingReadyRun
vinewood_og: Ooooohhhhh
lamina5432: we haven't seen ellie in months
Mai_Andra: They must be getting very close to the end by now...
Gekyouryuu: @LathosTiran winding down?
DeM0nFiRe:
Dog_of_Myth:
KaleidoscopeMind: very silly
Veshnikard: So afterlife?
eshplode: If The Game Of Life is so good, why don't they make...
Mai_Andra: @Gekyouryuu "Mine O'Clock" is being retired at the end of July.
KaleidoscopeMind: you can have a fur baby instead of a human baby
Bugberry: reincarnation?
Gekyouryuu: @Mai_Andra oh. wow. end of an era.
Mai_Andra: This time, Life plays You.
LathosTiran: @Gekyouryuu cant recall the timeline but james went over the plans last stream. mine o clock is ending after an amazing run
vinewood_og: 2Life2FuriousAboutTaxes
lamina5432: wait is it an iskekai
Mai_Andra: James will continue Punching Chunks on his home stream, though.
Mai_Andra: new P-a-C season starts soon, I believe.
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lamina5432: gnight
Dog_of_Myth:
DeM0nFiRe:
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