Can't Draw Horses Club | Tokens with Wheeler and Angel

  TXC2: title change!
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 beowuuf: 
 beowuuf: title change!
 beowuuf: nm you saw it first  txc2 
  TXC2: no worries
  corianderd: you can both be excited
 beowuuf: 
 beowuuf: can't stop hype club
 TehAmelie: i am enhypened
 TehAmelie: about to be enhorsened?
  TXC2: based on the title, we're to be entokened
 beowuuf: enhorseled?
 Manae: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Can't Draw Horses Club (Join Cori, and a rotating cast of guests as they draw horses and stuff (Horses not Guaranteed). Game: Art Stream) at Wed 01:00 PM PDT (0s from now).
 beowuuf: 
  TXC2: Manae  
 Manae:  
 beowuuf:    
  TXC2: CONTACT
 accountmadeforants:   
 beowuuf: oh
  TXC2: we all win with CDHC
 beowuuf: such a great crapshot
 thraximore: 100%
 beowuuf: i missed the horse joke
  Juliamon: 
  TXC2: this is so out of left field 
 thraximore: BONEATHAN
 Metric_Furlong: @beowuuf A horse walks into a bar. "Hey", says the barman. "Yes please" says the horse
 beowuuf: bonethan being in only one crapshot ever is a crime
 beowuuf: @Metric_Furlong thanks 
 thraximore: I dunno, it's kind of perfect as a one-off
 TehAmelie: he is a kind of one-note character
  TXC2: beowuuf  the greatest recuring character never to recure 
 beowuuf: horse!
  TXC2: Here we GO!
 beowuuf: @TXC2 exactly!
 TehAmelie: hello!
 beowuuf:  all!
JCBhatesblank: AW THE CUTIES
  TXC2: Hello Cori, Wheeler and Angel
 Metric_Furlong: I have a horse outside (fuck your Honda Civic, etc.)
 thraximore: hello I was told there would be hares
 TehAmelie: we have wheels, wings and fire
  TXC2: 
  TXC2: that token looks like it's meant to be 3D
 TehAmelie: before i saw people play MtG thanks to LRR, i never thought tokens would be cards
 TehAmelie: figured you'd use board game pieces or whatever's in reach
 beowuuf: that was the original idea, hence they tried to avoid having tokens tape
 beowuuf: *tap
 TehAmelie: ha
 Manae: I should put a picture in the Discord. My daughter made a token for a commander game over the weekend of a hero. Except it was "Jeff. He's just a guy" as the name of the otken
 beowuuf: i guess attacking creatures you could kinda push them forward to remind you they had attacked
  TXC2: Lagomorphs are only 40 years old, it's true 
Territan: "Portrait of a Kitten who is a Young Cat."
  TXC2: "be wery quite, we're googling for wabits!"
  TXC2: ban this card! (in brawl)
  TXC2: "can't draw" is in the name of the show....
ghyllnox: It's not called *can* draw horses club
 beowuuf: horseS
  TXC2: we can only draw fan art of Potoooooooos
 thraximore: when I was
 thraximore: a young man
 ContingentCat: doing things? in this economy?
  TXC2: so rabbits are me?
  TXC2: ok the Jackrabbit is a Hare, as I suspected
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  TXC2: assemble the blue eyes, white rabbit
 YeetTheRich_: washed
Toaster_Strooder: @TXC2 No, not yet! We need to wait until the first day of the month!
 ContingentCat: it's from the before times that should be enough
 ContingentCat: I can't think of bad things about cats thought.
  TXC2: cats fall out of open windows onto the conservatory at 2 in the morning and need to be rescued 
Toaster_Strooder: @TXC2 I mean, so do humans, right?
  TXC2: Toaster_Strooder  yes, but the humans are often at least drunk
Toaster_Strooder: Most of what popular culture has taught us about animals is untrue to real life
Toaster_Strooder: How did they get a hold of my grant mother's perfume
Toaster_Strooder: hey, if you see a technique that another artist uses & like it, steal it!
Toaster_Strooder: I've seen that advice come from full on artists!
shushu2539: for each Hare Apparent you draw you must draw X additional rabbit tokens where X is the number of Hare Apparents you've drew
  TXC2: I was told using a ruler was cheating in art in school 
 ArdCollider: Cricut is sort of the cartel. 🤣
h3rsh3yb4r: i know we don't draw horses here, but do we make jokes about them?
  TXC2: h3rsh3yb4r  we sure do
h3rsh3yb4r: oh cool can someone tell one
GreyThey: Is Wheeler's left-most token a rabbutt?
  TXC2: GreyThey  yes
  Juliamon: rabbits are half-dumper
  TXC2: !addquote (Wheeler) [now] Cats have no ass.
  LRRbot: New quote #9339: "Cats have no ass." —Wheeler [2025-06-25]
  Juliamon: THE GUY!!
h3rsh3yb4r: the clown arc coincided with the egg arc because clowns have to paint their makeup on eggs, right?
 bytecaster: The rabbit was a dinosaur?
 LordZarano: Cats eat dinosaurs
 loufghyslaufey: Tell us about it, they say their kids can't seem to read past a certain grade level...
 loufghyslaufey: The parents, that "stream" brings up about a minute ago?
  TXC2: Atomic Tangerine sounds like a band name
  TXC2: Crayons are only performance enhancing for the USMC
 loufghyslaufey: I mean, it's a Razer with an "E" clamped to one end of said pencil... Does that technicality make 2/3rds of the world's pencils, "E-Pencils?"     
 couchboyj: Warming without end, Amen, Amen
 ContingentCat: 
 goombalax: Meowlnir
 loufghyslaufey: That depends though. Who did Loki declare as their "plus one?" Wheeler? 
  TXC2: "meow meow? what's meow meow?"
 loufghyslaufey: That miss Dawson, recently from WandaVision?
 couchboyj: Technically correct, the best kind of correct
 loufghyslaufey: You either die a "Norse" Loki, or live long enough... to see a Loki reincarnated into Tom Hiddleston. <(=w=)>   
 v_nome: Can we name it Bunny McRabbitface? If so, $5 well spent.
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 loufghyslaufey: Where are the wrabbit emotes?
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  TXC2: hello raiders!
  TXC2: loufghyslaufey  on TQ's channel
 loufghyslaufey: Who? Why?
 loufghyslaufey: Hello, or help?
 loufghyslaufey: Did I... "Whoops?" something?
  TXC2: loufghyslaufey  TQ is a friend of LRR's who streams, she has a number emotes that feature rabbits
 v_nome: @loufghyslaufey I think it's just the WitchyTQ must have rabbit emotes.
 goombalax: all those weirdos with breast fetishes
  TXC2: Green M&M used to present as male, so Green M&M is a trans icon
 ThorSokar: Oh, is it time for a children's ice cream break?
  TXC2: !break
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 beowuuf:   
  TXC2: right chat I'm off
 beowuuf: night!
  TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Cori, Wheeler and Angel
 ContingentCat:   
shushu2539: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: beefy jeefy
 ContingentCat: !advice
  LRRbot: If your ball is too big for your mouth, it's not yours.
 ContingentCat: um
 v_nome: Wise words, LRRbot
 beowuuf: o/
 ThorSokar: Oh, is it rabbit season already?
 niccus: meld rabbit...
 ThorSokar: haha
 SquareDotCube: Reminds me of the one time Alex wore a button up shirt and tie just because he wanted to
 beowuuf: that sucked, he looked good and shouldn't have had to explain 
 ThorSokar: he's all caked up!
 LordZarano: Guess what?
 v_nome: Do rabbits sploot?
OneViolence: THatt Bun Butt™?
 LordZarano: Oh good, the wiktionary page has a picture https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/sploot
 Brozard: It's performative
aerohydra: wait, is that what britney spears was trying to do, check our toxic crayons?
 Brozard: What is lipstick if not a retractable crayon?
 ContingentCat: a lot of shrek though
 ThorSokar: Lewd PacMans?
 ArdCollider: kiiirby whatcha doin kiiirby
 LordZarano: Star Wars OCs was one I think?
 niccus: an episode about the legal definition of shrek
 beowuuf: episodes with shrek tend to erase the rest of the content from memory
 Brozard: 5hrek
shushu2539: will you write some flavor text for those tokens?
 Dumori: ok if this is Art Attack when do we get the massive 6-8 foot square on the floor painting?!?
 ContingentCat: yup that's a rabbit butt
 LordZarano: Egg rabbit
 ThorSokar: Has anyone done the Donnie Darko rabbit yet?
 TheMandrew: all around me are familiar faces
 niccus: button-eye joe
 SquareDotCube: Gwen should meet the shorse then
 ThorSokar: white with red thread
 Brozard: trying to remember the really good Mad World AMV a friend made
 ShaneLeeAtk: Can confirm
 SquareDotCube: How many AMVs were just butt rock set to DBZ fights
 Brozard: @SquareDotCube Not enough
 ThorSokar: Since the Regan administration
 BrowneePointz: Angel turns USB into Universal Serial Bust
 ThorSokar: Or if we wanna be depressing about it "Since the Challenger blew up"
 ContingentCat: only with consent
 BrowneePointz: If you’re doing a Rabbit Art episode during Pride and DON’T draw Bugs I think that’s a Queer Crime
 SquareDotCube: They're all bucked
 BrowneePointz: speaking of Looney Tunes did anyone go see The Day the Earth Blew Up?
 ThorSokar: sadly there is still no way to get all the looney tunes cartoons "legally"
 couchboyj: Gowrsh
 SquareDotCube: Cadet blue is such an odd choice for a kids crayon box
 TheMandrew: i lugged so many decks around Vegas, and played a grand total of 1 game, in which i only survived like 5 turns
 ThorSokar: very nice
 BrowneePointz: i like how someone once said the difference between Rabbits and Hares are rabbits are like cottagecore fluffy hobbits and Hares look like they can hear the dark spirits of the wood and if they could talk they’d speak backwards
shushu2539: I can only draw ooze tokens since they are just a blob of color
 BrowneePointz: which I think is a declination Cori would appreciate
 Dumori: Hares also look like they might stab yah if you look at them wrong
 BrowneePointz: I feel that’s implied with what I typed Dumori
 ThorSokar: oh my, that's fancy now
 Brozard: "It is Wednesday, my doc"
 beowuuf: what's up xls?
 BrowneePointz: yea Trans Rights Doc
 beowuuf: or something
 Dumori: implied maybe but the looming threat of actual violence is core to the hate vibe
 ThorSokar: haha
 beowuuf: lol
 BrowneePointz: also good
 niccus: now they won't sue you to claim character ownership
 SquareDotCube: Big chungus?
 BrowneePointz: hear me out, Redwall/Bloomburrow/Humblewood themed D&D settings, rabbits are the Martial/Divine leaning societies, hares are the Arcane and Druidic and otherwise eldritch ones
 BrowneePointz: like, a Rabbit Cleric and a Hare warlock just makes sense
 Shurtal: can't defend themselves
 BrowneePointz: or a big ole plate wearing fighter Bunny and a Ranger Hare
Bearudite: why can't anyone cook their umber properly
 SquareDotCube: Mac and cheese, the crayon color of the 90s
 BrowneePointz: Rabbits 1, Cats 0
Bearudite: its raw or burnt no properly cooked umber
 wedge_x: 28 Dragons Later
 BrowneePointz: All I know is it’s apparently very different from the books, was directed by one of the first Out Queer directors in Hollywood, who also apparently has no qualms of remaking his projects into live action for a quick buck
 Shurtal: 50 First Dragons
 BrowneePointz: ah yes the “Moe Style” eye
 SquareDotCube: Liquefy!
 niccus: what's a bunny brush like
shushu2539: that hare can see through your soul
 ArdCollider: I bought a Posca pen the other day to do something and am now like "I can't be trusted with this power."
 Brozard: The Rabbit of Caerbannog?
 SquareDotCube: Rabbits are cute until they get into your garden plants
 TheAinMAP: 
 niccus: do you want the art judge or the legal judge
 v_nome: Ceci n'est pas une bun?
shushu2539: amazing eye! 
shushu2539: !break
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 MrGibberish: What a song
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 brieandbacon: Oh, this is terrible, I love it
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 Dalrint: Is Kathleen picking the afk music now..?
 LordZarano:    
 lamina5432: did someone mix Ian again
  Juliamon: This track was made on this show! (In a previous episode)
 incslayer: @lamina5432 no this is unmixed ian
  Juliamon: honeybutt
 lamina5432: @incslayer ah some staight Ian
Wolfstrike_NL: Over 2 years ago now even 
 BrowneePointz: I need Molly to make a song with Ian's Washlet Disaster sound and Ben's Draft Elation sound
 damnitscraig: bunner
 LordZarano: Ceci n'est pas un lapin
 BrowneePointz: Has Angel made a patchwork stuffed doll rabbit?
Wolfstrike_NL: Serge fried his brain playing blue prince today, might not be around anymore
 MrGibberish: 7 hours of blue prince
 realbadatthis_: does Wheeler have enough Hare Apparent now?
 BrowneePointz: Oh man I just thought about a stuffed rabbit made out of corduroy and I have a mighty need
ipoddodd: Averaje
 beowuuf: 
  Juliamon: clap
 realbadatthis_: 
UtilityPunk: 
 Kentosaurus: 
 SquareDotCube: You can if you're finger painting
   Anubis169: that's peach pink
 Kentosaurus: both wax and paper are not lavender
 Brozard: Maybe that's just how they smell
   Anubis169: What kind of lavender do YOU grow 
  Juliamon: one of our lavender plants IS actually white
   Anubis169: Lavendalbino?
h3rsh3yb4r: on wheelers show he has to answer to james' credit card. for microtransactions
  Juliamon: It wasn't white when we bought it but I think the other plant is stealing its pigment
 BrowneePointz: some breeds do
IsSecretlyPaul: I say this positively Wheeler has the kids menu coloring paper technique down
 BrowneePointz: and other breeds have lil beady eyes
ghyllnox: That's why they call him Bugs Bunny, it's Bug-Eyes shortened
UtilityPunk: Rabbits have bug eyes, not rabbit eyes? 
 niccus: what do rabbits with wrong eyes look like
 Brozard: Burt C. Ennah
 BrowneePointz: I think Sienna got burnt enough after making that awful movie about Autism
 Brozard: lol
h3rsh3yb4r: isnt tien stronger than krillin?
 BrowneePointz: No
 Transmuted_Elf: Rochi is dead to you?
h3rsh3yb4r: also by the time of super i would say roshi is stronger than yamcha
   Anubis169: Tenshinhan >_<
 BrowneePointz: Krillin legitimately won the title of Earth's Strongest Human
 MrGibberish: Hercule?
 realbadatthis_: is Tien human?
h3rsh3yb4r: oh
   Anubis169: realbadatthis_: Triclops
h3rsh3yb4r: what about Uub
   Anubis169: but they changed Tenshinhan's name to Tien for the dub, 'cause they thought kids wouldn't be able to pronounce it
h3rsh3yb4r: does Uub count as human
 niccus: hercule is around a triple H
   Anubis169: h3rsh3yb4r: Yup, just a really powerful one
 realbadatthis_: colossal skyturtle
UtilityPunk: Hercule did all his reps, but didn't master his chi. Imagine how powerful he'd be if he had
   Anubis169: it's Mr. Satan 
 Brozard: This is what I'm saying
 realbadatthis_: how many midi-colorians does Hercule have?
IsSecretlyPaul: that rabbit does leg day
   Anubis169: aww 
Xafty: i have just started a weekly rewatch of the dragon ball franchise. Dragon Ball is a lot faster paced than you would think watching DBZ
 BrowneePointz: that's cuz Toriyama knew how to write back then
 SquareDotCube: Anyways I'd put Krillin as strongest, he both got hired by a blast and kept going, and came back from the dead
 SquareDotCube: Gored by a blast
GirlPainting: goth evening
Xafty: Tien was stronger before namek, but krillin unlocking his potential on namek made him outpace tien
GirlPainting: how are the horses coming along cori?
 Gooseblast: You WILL take some pie 😠
Xafty: i had to look it up, research takes time!
 BrowneePointz: I grew up on it, loved it, but now I'm less high on it
GirlPainting: dragon ball
 BrowneePointz: Speaking of Horses Club, Cori I'm VERY intrigued on how Steel Ball Run is gonna pull off that Race
 realbadatthis_: Believe it!
GirlPainting: everything with "boys smash" in it
 BrowneePointz: cuz as we all know, Horses are a nightmare to animate
 BrowneePointz: Oh yea. Love the crap out of what David Prod's done
 BrowneePointz: yea I remember the cg horses in Phantom Blood and the Coliseum race in Battle Tendency
Boopity: Can Computer Generate Horses Club when
 v_nome: Jazz Jackrabbit?
 SquareDotCube: Hawk disguised as a rabbit?
GirlPainting: if you had the choice between "being able to draw a perfect horse" or "knowing the recepy to the greatest dish in the world", what would you pick cori?
 BrowneePointz: Jaxxon T Tumperakki from the Dark Horse Star Wars comics?
 Gooseblast: That's too powerful!
 realbadatthis_: bun-thing personnel kid
 SquareDotCube: Buying all the MTG cards
shushu2539: do you need tokens that urgently?
 realbadatthis_: oh, a Donnie Darko token
 RareSeaKat: I love him
 SquareDotCube: You'd just rubber stamp token cards at some point
 SquareDotCube: Eldrich Bunny
 SquareDotCube: Now it's just Telestrations
 BrowneePointz: oh man I forgot the cats were named after The Twins and I got excited for the Mighty Nein show all over again
 BrowneePointz: Homer Simpson Faced Rabbit Let's Go
 Kentosaurus: lean into it
UtilityPunk: Human-faced rabbits sounds like Leonard Nimoy doing Seaman with rabbits
 RareSeaKat: A perfect son
UtilityPunk: Looks so sharp with the tie
 TheDevil_Risen: poor wheeler
 TheDevil_Risen: Jacked Rabbit
 TheDevil_Risen: reskinned as the hulk bunny
 RareSeaKat: Bruce Bunner
 SquareDotCube: The Bunk
 BrowneePointz: blue?
shushu2539: yellow?
 TheDevil_Risen: greenm
 couchboyj: uwu wouldn't wike me when im wangee
 BrowneePointz: okay his eyes ARE green I had to go check a bunch of comic art
 ThorSokar: looks like a rabbit looking at another rabbit while on acid
 nevyn666: it looks like its from a simpsons episode
 BusTed: Yeah, kinda Life in Hell
 Kentosaurus: If my opponent played that I would scoop
 nevyn666: @BusTed YES
 realbadatthis_: someone got rapid hybridized
UtilityPunk: Radiation does tend to mutate creatures. I think we know how hulk-rabbit came to be
 ThorSokar: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/HyperThirstyIcecreamFUNgineer-pt8HrfUEamXNT1h0
 ThorSokar: Now Cori can give it to Jordynne
 TheDevil_Risen: carrot food token
 ThorSokar:  Happy Pride 
 ThorSokar: Does it have flying?
Zu_o: @ThorSokar it's obviously rooted in place
 Gooseblast: All of Wheelers rabbits better end up on the fridge
 ThorSokar: @Zu_o boooooooooooo
 ThorSokar: webdings
 BrowneePointz: and him and his brother Papyrus speak in their typeface namesakes
highelectricaltemperature: i own 51% of the pixels in this corporation!
  Juliamon: it's... really not
 MAPBoardgames: Bunny!
 Brozard: Thinner?
 BrowneePointz: guy gets cursed to lose a whole bunch of weight
 nevyn666: thinner
highelectricaltemperature: 5 to 7
highelectricaltemperature: natch
 nevyn666: it was an ok book. when i read it in 6th grade.
shushu2539: now there's space to add the artist's name
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 MAPBoardgames: It's no ordinary rabbit! Normal rabbits are 0/1 at best.
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 ThorSokar: fun fact: blue people used to be a real thing
highelectricaltemperature: carrot ship!
 ThorSokar: yep
 ThorSokar: haha, yep!
h3rsh3yb4r: and silver poisoning right?
 MAPBoardgames: That one is cute
 goombalax: what about the rabbit condition
 niccus: wait until it pupates
UtilityPunk: That rabbit doesn't have enough dump in the trunk tbh
 Brozard: I don't know why I thought Ian did that with Bubble Tape
 MAPBoardgames: Rabbit Triptych
 goombalax: the election hasn't happened yet but go off king
 Brozard: Bugs with the carrot and sickle
UtilityPunk: Picasso bunny, with all of the cuteness
 goombalax: 
 Gooseblast: Great rabbits 
 TheDevil_Risen: baiii
 KaleidoscopeMind: life 2: the second one
 gsyhiap: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: AFK (Time to shove aside those keyboards and play some tabletop games! Game: Game of Life 2: Fairytale Kingdom) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (57m from now).
 TheDevil_Risen: thanks all!
 beowuuf: 
 TheDevil_Risen: also angel, those rabbits were cute
 Lockraemono: those flower headphones were cute
 TheDevil_Risen: i like yours too wheeler and cori
 LordZarano: My posture is feeling very checked right now
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