Crossing the Streams || The Game of Life 2

 Nigouki: wait is this the game where you land on a square to get pregnant?
 Sethalidos: nope it's the game where you land on a rhombus to get gregnent
 Getter404: Wait, Ben's pregagante? That's where he's been the whole time?
 Manae: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: AFK (Time to shove aside those keyboards and play some tabletop games! Game: Game of Life 2: Fairytale Kingdom) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (0s from now).
 Sorator13: eyy, well done
 Manae:  
 Sethalidos: @Getter404 I dunno does he has starch masks?
 Sorator13:   
 DeM0nFiRe: 
ihlendrax: !box
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 GasCityGaming:   
 Shadowsoflife:  
 pleonasticTautology: hi everyone!
 Nigouki: why must the box sully the egg's reputation?
 Sorator13: The egg knows what it did.
 pleonasticTautology: it's a display box
 pleonasticTautology: that's how they moved ceiling egg
 pleonasticTautology: we've been over this
 GasCityGaming: !badadvice
  LRRbot: QA should inspect something, it doesn't need rocket launchers!
 betweenmyself: The box is hiding my precious clutch of clown eggs! 
 Nigouki: so is this another week of Panalyst filming?
 WriterRaven flops into chat, wondering how it's midday already (local time)
  Juliamon: No, it's post-con-quarantine week
 Lockraemono: are we roleplaying
 Nigouki: ah
JohnLockeCole: Hullo all
 TheNerdWonder: I'm wondering how it's mid-week already
JohnLockeCole: haven't caught a stream live in a *while*
 Lockraemono: time moves in mysterious ways
 pleonasticTautology: @Juliamon test, are you able to see this
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 teddywhosabear: liiiiiiiiiiiive
 pleonasticTautology: okay cool
 pleonasticTautology: twitch has been Weird™ in safari lately
 TehAmelie: 
  Juliamon: naturally
 Lockraemono: love to listen to 168_02
 couchboyj: The Game of Life 2: Life Harder
DideRobot: LRR: Time for Crossing the Streams! Tonight we're playing the most dangerous game: The Game of Life 2! https://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun (has image) | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/114746731871966060
 TehAmelie: This Time it's Personal
Noy2222: They made a Life 2?
Noy2222: What's wrong with Life 1?
JohnLockeCole: I didn't know Life was still happening
  Juliamon: Life 1 sucks and you know it
 pleonasticTautology: isn't game of life 2 what they played in problem sleuth
 GasCityGaming: Whether we want it to or not 
 TheNerdWonder: Game of Life 2: The search for more money
kusinohki: meows
 Sethalidos: no it takes place after the original, you died of old age and were isekaied into a fantasy realm
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 Gaelan_Maestro: i play this to wind down before bed
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 TheDevil_Risen: bello!
 pleonasticTautology: we can't
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kusinohki: did I misread the schedule?  was expecting afk, not cts
MWGNZ:   
 AFamiliarCalledEl: The Game of Life 2? What is this, reincarnation?
 IanAllenBird: evening folks
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 DeM0nFiRe: We cant hear it, so James is just dancing to the music of his soul
 DudelidouX: gone insane? I was sure he as always been
 TheDevil_Risen:    
 JessieImproved:  
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: #DJTurnLRR
JohnLockeCole: I have seen James Dance Before, yes
  Sarah_Serinde: I watch his home stream, so not rare really 
 NotCainNorAbel:   
 betweenmyself: Musically Induced Mania!   WOOOOOOO 
Despoiler98: the man punches chunks he's been gone a long time
 Chesul: I mean, most of us have watched DB. so pretty often.
JadedCynic: 
  Sarah_Serinde: happy pride
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 TehAmelie: i've heard you only live twice
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 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I thought you guys were going to say "And we can't ever return to Las Vegas again"
 LordZarano: Around Four Keyboards
 GasCityGaming: Truly outrageous
 KaleidoscopeMind: it was a cosmetic
JadedCynic: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters hivemind high-five! o/\o
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 TheDevil_Risen: nice!
 KaleidoscopeMind: and only for ben i think?
JadedCynic: whoa - ben being the big spender! 
 Gaelan_Maestro: the lunar one is my fav map
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 Blip2004: didn't the DLC only affect the one who owns it
  Sarah_Serinde: I was gonna call it out but James got there first 
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @JadedCynic I don't know if it is a good or bad thing to be in a hive mind with a million cats
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 public_key_reveal_party: Ah your stutube channel, I know it well
kusinohki: secret identity life...
Mathwyn: Afk the streams?
 Gaelan_Maestro: free\
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: $0
 SnackPak_: Free.99
 TheDevil_Risen: engagement
Rytel: Negative money. You pay me
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 AFamiliarCalledEl: $3.48
bearfriend1: Free Free Free
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: macro-purchases
 TheDevil_Risen: microtransactions 
JadedCynic: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters beats my current state of borrowing a ginger cat's brain cell 
 Getter404: I prefer proprietary currency at unusual increments!
 Sorator13: I mean, I like $5. Reasonably priced, lets me support the devs, not absurdly expensive
 TehAmelie: i prefer price based on income
 public_key_reveal_party: Hacker voice they're I.
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @JadedCynic Oh most of us are orange cats.
JadedCynic: ahhhh
MWGNZ: good sharing Ben
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 TheDevil_Risen: hahahaha
 IanAllenBird: lmao
 Shadowsoflife: 
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SuspiciousSplendidMushroomDansGame-Na7ZHWiVEuXCCAI6
   LoadingReadyRun:  can you hear the game now?
 SnackPak_: hit em with the ctrl-alt-del
kynelwynn: the Overcooked bus issue
 Sorator13: @LoadingReadyRun *very* quietly
 Knitting_Goblin: Good choice to restrict access lmao
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Could have gone to the Under The See dance
Ignatiuspants: I still can't hear the game
 Gaelan_Maestro: i got the whole DLC bunch on sale for five bucks
 SnackPak_: 
 Heckhoundbolt: it’s all the same, just a slightly different skin
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Game is quiet but putting out music
 public_key_reveal_party: So is this part of the MCU James?
kynelwynn: Why does Ian know SonicFox?
 Sorator13: 
JadedCynic: 
 SnackPak_: Nightbook rides again!
 BrowneePointz: Ian dabbles in Fighters, and is perennially online?
 public_key_reveal_party: @kynelwynn why not?
 Lobo_Apache: Alt+F4! I believe inyou
JadedCynic: Ben, surely it's simpler to just type each of their names in?
 SkylerRingtail: Do at least appreciate the non-binary peg option
 NotCainNorAbel: all of that power used to write James
 BrowneePointz: also Furry knowledge is right up Ian's alley
 DiscordianTokkan: Dragula
  Juliamon: Wolfbike tho!!
 TehAmelie: James got the endgame lined up
kynelwynn: Didn't think Ian paid attention to the FGC
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Dog
 iris_of_ether: Wolf bike wolf bike
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Getter404: 
JadedCynic: F's monstar isn't DEAD; he's very much alive - just...recycled
 SkylerRingtail: Ian is muted
 DeChunkandFriends: And Ian is muted
 Sorator13: Ian is muted
 SkylerRingtail: There we go
 DeM0nFiRe: 
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: I tuned in slightly late after finishing cooking homemade sukiyaki and I am glad to see we are still in character select
 BrowneePointz: is Ian Earendil!?
 BrowneePointz: in his flying boat!?
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Bird Game
 iris_of_ether: We got there!
 DeM0nFiRe: Hahahaha
  Juliamon: 
 betweenmyself: will Heather commit to the bit? 
 raulghoulia: believe in the you that believes in yourself
sam_newey: crab
 A_Dub888: !birb
  LRRbot: Peck your beak!
 DeChunkandFriends: Everyone has decided to embrace the enby side.
 BrowneePointz: Heather on the Space Patrol vibes
 BrowneePointz: err Space Channel 5*
 betweenmyself: Heather stands alone!  The bravery!
 TehAmelie: no second chances? i thought this was Life 2
Rytel: It's the new version of Duck Duck Goose, Ghost Ghost Skateboard
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @betweenmyself No, they stand alone because no one will stand behind them for fear of knife
 BrowneePointz: I've been to this Furry Convention
 iris_of_ether: 
 Shurtal: three ghost and a Ghost Maker
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 codatski: A second chance at Life I see....
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 lamina5432: yes I didn't miss the birth of life
 public_key_reveal_party: 100k for college is sadly not unreasonable
 Sorator13: I wish I graduated high school with $200k
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait, does birth cost 100k?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @public_key_reveal_party That seems about average TBH
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Communications
Noy2222: Phrasing!
Ignatiuspants: the most knowledge!
 EikoandMog: Knowledge is power!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is Heather quiet for anyone else?
 BrowneePointz: except with somehow better writing
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 jvetting83: Edna Mode
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @jvetting83 YES, I am here for th
  Sarah_Serinde: I have some questions about this economy
SaxPython: BFA Music
 TehAmelie: Life Adjusted for Inflation
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: You get more knowledge from learning guitar than from going to college
 Lockraemono: lies
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sarah_Serinde I have fewer questions about this than the real actual economy
kusinohki: play guitar at a college level??
 Gaelan_Maestro: @Sarah_Serinde it makes NO sense
Noy2222: [citation needed]
 public_key_reveal_party: Imagine unironically having money
 CaptainSpam: Please hand T H E D E V I C E to the next player.
 BrowneePointz: wait
 BrowneePointz: how is FLAMETHROWER
johnnylongtorso: is there a hole in the roof of the college building?
 BrowneePointz: a PROFESSION
 circusofkirkus: arsonist
 Dog_of_Myth: Taxes or Lawsuits
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @public_key_reveal_party I can only dream of this
  Juliamon: That's the price of fire
Ignatiuspants: I want to be a flamethrower when I grow up
johnnylongtorso: this is the future liberals want
HavenDragon: you get to be Endeavor from MHA ig
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I'm assuming a hero with fire powers.
 OldUncleDan: But isn't that how taxes are in British Columbia?
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Dog_of_Myth: Yeah, that tracks
 CaptainSpam: Look, if you love your job, that's more important than the money.  And you are a FLAMETHROWER.
 betweenmyself: must be flame-thrower insurance, for on-the-job mishaps
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: that's almost the knowledge of how to play the guitar D:
 public_key_reveal_party: They need to say to ben "you got fired, but in a metaphorical sense, and not in a good way"
imreallybored1991: i love LRR they own
 Thefluffiestguineapig: If we could have single payer health insurance, universal housing etc I would take a 90% non-randomized tax
kusinohki: I have no idea how many income spaces vs tax spaces there are...
 Thefluffiestguineapig: If my general things were guaranteed
 raulghoulia: i often have to pay taxes whenever I get paid. almost every time
 BrowneePointz: James please, you WISH you were AquaLad
 tehfewl: the rich get richer
 Tiber727: Who could have predicted a low salary?
 CastleOtranto: I always liked spinning that wheel way more than actually playing this game.
 lamina5432: I mean it's accurate everything costs money nowadays
 jellybean57: 'what could a banana cost, michael? Eight dollars?'
 Thefluffiestguineapig: They could have put cents
 TehAmelie: it's 90% tax on the  100,000 jobs, the ones paying less have higher tax
 Lockraemono: that's me
 BrowneePointz: is Grifter a job?
 KaleidoscopeMind: maybe the currency is kdollars
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePointz That's just being rich
 Dog_of_Myth: @BrowneePointz Sadly, it seems so.
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Is the costume designer a hero?
JadedCynic: @TehAmelie 50k with 40k taxes is 80%
 circusofkirkus: 
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: from the perspective of the fire, sure
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 betweenmyself: the Game of Life would hit different if you had to spend nine hours slowly digging your way out of education debt
 Kentosaurus: clip it
 DeChunkandFriends: Circle Ian, circle.
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 KaleidoscopeMind: this wheel was also a problem IRL
SaxPython: #Gaming
 TehAmelie: oh yeah i was thinking wrong
 hoveringhalibut: They replicated the spinning wheel perfectly
 SkylerRingtail: Is there no simple "tap to spin" option?
johnnylongtorso: fortnite baby!
 ani_laurel: there was some strat on how hard you would spin it to get a favourable number
  Sarah_Serinde: Yeah that's how that usually works with ties
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: That is how ranking works when you tie
 KaleidoscopeMind: that's how places work
 Diabore: can you not just click the spinner? that seems like bad design
 Gaelan_Maestro: on the switch spin is just press and hold A
 betweenmyself: I am the one who pet sits!  I am the pet sittist!
Rytel: Yeah there needs to be some sort of Pop O Matic Trouble option where you can just click
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/UninterestedExquisiteWatermelonRedCoat-syYtrGitVxhDymXo
 public_key_reveal_party: The Ben life strat
 A_Dub888: Is fondling ones device allowed by TOS?
 tehfewl: no playing on the other monitor
 DeM0nFiRe: Obviously PCs are an appreciating asset
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: it's an "investment"
 dm818: long term investments
 public_key_reveal_party: Heather is getting into Bitcoin mining.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @A_Dub888 If not DB is in trouble 
JadedCynic: yeah, spending money *reduces* liquuidity
 SquareDotCube: upgrading your computer costing the same as college? I believe it
 SkylerRingtail: Getting married, in this economy?
 WiJohn: Disregard heart, acquire book
 vinewood_og: FACTS
 Diabore: anyone remember the computer games that came in cereal boxes?
 BusTed: 
 pleonasticTautology: hahahahaha
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 TheDevil_Risen: GET HIM NIKKI
 SnackPak_: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: GET HIM
SaxPython: 
 iris_of_ether: 
  Pharmacistjudge: the Game of Life economy is very strange, computer takes 100k
 realbadatthis_: @Diabore you mean like Amazon Trail?
JadedCynic: @Diabore yep, the cd-roms - had scrabble monopoly and an older version of LIFE too
 Tiber727: @Pharmacistjudge And a lawn mowing can earn you 80K
 Sorator13: @Pharmacistjudge what, you *didn't* spend as much on your computer as you spent on college tuition?
 DeChunkandFriends: Top hat with veil. Purple is supposed to be enby.
 TehAmelie: maybe she is a grape
 tehfewl: the secret third option
HavenDragon: they i think
 CaptainSpam: Happiness is quantifiable!
 NimrodXIV: ah yes the three genders
superdude097: eNBIES CONFIRMED GRAPE FLAVORED?
Noy2222: Happiness? Life1 sure doesn't have that
superdude097: Sorry caps
 ani_laurel: imagine making money at a wedding
ghyllnox: Nonbinary people can use she/her
 DeM0nFiRe: 
Ignatiuspants: it makes sense to me: you either get a bride, a groom, or a slurpee
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Kramburger: You go into debt
 raulghoulia: just like in real life
 Gaelan_Maestro: you can, you then take out a loan
 jvetting83: Just debt
 Diabore: james, one of the married ones, says stay single
HavenDragon: @ghyllnox ah, true (i'm nonbinary and use they/them so i wasn't thinking for a sec)
 A_Dub888: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/UnsightlyRelatedMageBrokeBack-H8cEOWCkK26VohYb
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 betweenmyself: marriage is just elective brain calcification
JadedCynic: Having been married for over 26 years, I can attest to the accuracy of Paul's statements
 ani_laurel: the 2 options
  Sarah_Serinde: no he does not
 ArcOfTheConclave: you know what they say about ignorance
 ani_laurel: if I get married, I have to drop out of grad school
JadedCynic: Blissful ignorance?
 NimrodXIV: uhhhh
 BrowneePointz: idk ask Marceline Ben
 DeChunkandFriends: Yeah. Marceline.
 BrowneePointz: ZING
 Lockraemono: can you be single for a bit and get married later
 VorlonScout: Ticketmaster fees are out of control
 dm818: concert twice as good as wedding?
johnnylongtorso: Mr. Beets
Rytel: If you're spending 10k on a wedding gift, 100k for college suddenly doesn't sound so bad
 neisan2112: Concert costs as much as college WILD
JadedCynic: "Dental plan!"..."Lisa needs braces"...
 GasCityGaming: I mean, have you SEEN Imagine Dragons? 
johnnylongtorso: I mean, I've been to a couple concerts that...
 niccus: loans affect if you go to heaven?
 kumatsu: get married for the Vine
  Sarah_Serinde: Me too Heather 
 Diabore: what does that tell you
JadedCynic: hmmmm
JadedCynic: something about greener grass
 BusTed: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Gaelan_Maestro: youo can choose a pet instead of a baby
 Heckhoundbolt: you can get a pet instead of a kid
 BusTed: Life does pass you by sometimes
Gadora: Life in the fast lane.
 lamina5432: so far this isn't very fantasy
 BrowneePointz: Ian...I feel there's a joke about porkin someone in front of the Police Station somewhere...
 CaptainSpam: A whole documentary about dinosaurs?  Must be nice.
  Sarah_Serinde: For $10 DLC the superhero theme sure feels superficial
 Kentosaurus: "Life comes at you pretty fast" -Ferris Bueller
Ignatiuspants: they're playing the superhero expansion instead
 GasCityGaming: The Game of Life is the real Final Fantasy 
JadedCynic: between mine and my wife's allergies, any child we had would spontaneously burst into flames in birth 
 Diabore: new jo bnew job
   LoadingReadyRun: this is the super hero pack. it also isn't much of that, though 
 Diabore: OOF
 IanAllenBird: rip
 SkylerRingtail: @BrowneePointz The thin blue line doesn't protect against pregnancies
 Dog_of_Myth: 
JadedCynic: WOW
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 circusofkirkus: recession indicator
 Diabore: james got denied a raise and got fucked
 Diabore: how often do you hit taxes though?
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: but how often does anyone actually pay taxes 
 BrowneePointz: Damage Control
JadedCynic: how lucky do you feel?  You MIGHT not hit having to pay taxes at all...
 BrowneePointz: it was an entire comic
 Kramburger: I watched drawfee play like three games of this and I think t6hey hit taxes once total
 BrowneePointz: Ben's hit taxes twice @Kramburger
InconsiderateHat: nice
 Diabore: so how do you pay back the loan?
 BrowneePointz: That's Nice, but said like a 1%er
 DeM0nFiRe: GANT
 Dog_of_Myth: !gant
  LRRbot: GANT GANT
 Kramburger: You need to land at the bank I think?
 niccus: do reconstruction workers have any leeway? do people expect floor plans to be a little different every time?
 Shadwhawk: That's a *hell* of a concert
 Gaelan_Maestro: @Diabore they remove 100 points from your final score for each 50k you borrow
   LoadingReadyRun:  I wish all the "competitions" were more then just a high roll
AHayes31: Zoom calls or life
 morgoth_bauglyr: continue life <> death
 Sorator13: good ol' online PhD courses
 Dog_of_Myth: Oh dang
JadedCynic: poggers....
Marc_otato: literal planeswalker
 circusofkirkus: but 200k
 CastleOtranto: I've graduated from Flamethrower Academy!
 Gekyouryuu: that's the neat part: you don't
  Sarah_Serinde: too unrealistic
 Kipstar: let's have realistic goals
 NotCainNorAbel: Concert tickets are 100k, I don't want to see house prices
JadedCynic: well, Paul - there's a huge demand to fill - they're willing to take from as many sources as possible
kusinohki: which reality do you own a house in though?
 A_Dub888: Collaborate and listen
 7gorobei: if you work in the multiverse, do you need to have a house in each universe? wouldnt that be expensive?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I've surgically taken that step already
 Tiber727: Why can't I have no kids and 3 money?
 dm818: 200k vs 30k is wild
 morgoth_bauglyr: ian, thats so 1800s
JadedCynic: @7gorobei trans-dimensional commute; you go back home at the end of your shift/assignment/etc
 Lockraemono: baby super pup
 betweenmyself: given how much “life time” presumably passes between rounds, kinda getting grossed out by the fact that the spouses are *still* wearing their wedding attire…  TAKE A SHOWER ALREADY 
AHayes31: Pets are the new kids these days lol
 Sorator13: Depends on your definiton of "take care of"
  Sarah_Serinde: I'm amused that Ian is the one choosing to have a kid
 CaptainSpam: Spin, throw the kid in the air.
 Diabore: boat upgrade!
 dm818: or at least half bird
JadedCynic: Bigger ride, yeah
 tehfewl: but birds aren't real
JadedCynic: SwanUV? 
 bosqueofpines: Swan Utility Vehicle
dabudder: honda cygnet
 7gorobei: @JadedCynic inter-dimensional commuting has hidden costs in tollbooths, it evens out in the end
 Lord_Hosk: 30K instead of Kids? https://i.imgur.com/yBS7XLe.gif
 BrowneePointz: Ben can buy a Shack in Victoria!
 kumatsu: Ben is the 1%
JadedCynic: @7gorobei I mean, where do you think the multiverse guardians' wages COME FROM anyway?
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 Lord_Hosk: You should check the market right now... A million dollars is going farther than you might think.
 BrowneePointz: I wouldn't put it past eating a baby for Mr Beast
AHayes31: The housing isn't the cheapest in here in Newfoundland, but its cheaper than the West coast lol
 Diabore: heather taking life slow
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 hedonistic_mushroom: Anybody on debt yet (in game)?
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 CaptainSpam: I like the implication that you can apparently just not pay taxes with the right rolls.
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: We will miss Ben
 kumatsu: wait 550K gets you a houseboat parked in the Victoria harbor right now!
JadedCynic: @AHayes31 it depends on where on the island - if you go outside of the capital's limits, the prices DROP like a stone...
 BrowneePointz: really James?
  Juliamon: I now pronounce you They and Them
 BrowneePointz: Shiggedy Shiggedy Shwah?
 tehfewl: polycule time
JadedCynic: two-seater broom? 
AHayes31: Oh for sure. A house that would be 300k in town would be like maybe 100k around the bay
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: I'm hoping it becomes a vacuum
 BusTed: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
JadedCynic: HUBRIS! 
 Sorator13: 
 DigitalSeahorse: is Jordan getting married or was that for legal reasons a joke?
 public_key_reveal_party: Ouch my hubris
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  Sarah_Serinde: @DigitalSeahorse Jordan is getting married
 Diabore: james likes his 30k salary
 DigitalSeahorse: oh cool
 PMAvers: So wait, was that puzzle better at leveling up your knowledge than the online course?
Ignatiuspants: doing a puzzle is also kind of like going to college
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AttractiveFitCodBatChest-8OPAp43H2SOsRCXI
 Chesul: A thousand piece puzzle, at a hundred bucks a piece.
 lamina5432: Ian's car is so good
JadedCynic: @Ignatiuspants I think you mean 'going to college is kind of like doing a puzzle' 
   LoadingReadyRun: note: Our friend Jordan is getting married, not LRR editor Jordynne 
 public_key_reveal_party: @pmavers what can you learn from a class, really
 CaptainSpam: EVERY fate spin has been taxes, hasn't it?
 EikoandMog: Has this ever NOT been taxes.
 Diabore: @CaptainSpam so far yes
 DigitalSeahorse: LoadingReadyRun ah thanks
kusinohki: what are the odds?
 YareNiDaze: DesertBus Jordan or unrelated Jordan?
 DigitalSeahorse: best wishes to Jordan
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 A_Dub888: @LoadingReadyRun 
 kumatsu: we make them fight to figure out which one tho
 Lord_Hosk: I choose to believe that Jordan is marrying Jordynne even though I know better
 DigitalSeahorse: actually best wishes to them both anyways
 public_key_reveal_party: Congratulations to some or all Jordans depending
Gadora: That vacation was cheaper than doing a thousand piece puzzle!
  Sarah_Serinde: @YareNiDaze DB Jordan
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 NimrodXIV: 
 kumatsu: 
 YareNiDaze: Awesome. Grats to him.
 TheAinMAP:  
 CaptainSpam: The bank just loves the rich.
 realbadatthis_: 
 CaptainSpam: James, with his crap job, is cleaning up.
JadedCynic: advance congtats to Jordan for the upcoming nuptials, as I only have a loose acquaintance and my not know when the wedding happens 
 SquareDotCube: Just have Jordan norted and then he gets to figure out how to change his name to something that's an anagram of "Jordan + x"
kusinohki: ben has money pinatas at his bday party....
 Shadowsoflife: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/PlausibleFunnyCockroachPastaThat-00kFgCUWTzx4wR7Z
   LoadingReadyRun:  
 BusTed: 
 DigitalSeahorse: aww poor Ben is now chair stream
 CaptainSpam: How massive are these sunglasses that they count as wealth?!?
 Tiber727: Ben, don't take it out on them how you choose to spend your massive wealth.
JadedCynic: for all of Ben's cash, he doesn't have a single point of 'wealth'
 Blip2004: the sunglasses were free
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: The sunglasses were free
 dm818: The glasses were free
 realbadatthis_: Nadjorx
 WiJohn: Inherited wealth and by that I mean these novelty sunglasses
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 Diabore: FOUR!
 CaptainSpam: Risk!
 Diabore: DO I HEAR FIVE!
JadedCynic: hearts are units of 'happiness', books are units of 'knowledge', and puggy banks are units of 'wealth' (which is seperate from cash on hand)
 Diabore: HOUSE!
 CaptainSpam: Well, in fairness, you're a millionaire who is FORCED to pay your taxes. 
 Diabore: 250k or 400k
cakes_d56: Yo yo yo
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: a C hero
 BrowneePointz: his name is Oceanmaster
 neisan2112: Its a SeaBNB
 BrowneePointz: not SeaLord
 LordZarano: 
 7gorobei: landlubberLord
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/PuzzledMiniatureStinkbugVoHiYo-geij_Osf1Eu-xNid
 BrowneePointz: we had to have cap and gown or you couldn't walk
 kumatsu: it took my alma mater a decade to mail me my diploma
 BrowneePointz: and we had to buy them
 GasCityGaming: actually had to scan mine and send them in for my job, seemed weird
 Diabore: taxes taxes
Rytel: You say that, but when I threw my hat it went on a JOURNEY
 Gaelan_Maestro: they wouldnt allow us to throw our hats at my grad cause someone lost an eye the previous year cause of a mis thrown hat
 SkylerRingtail: Or a tax refund!
 Scy_Anide: I framed mine, and yeah I've needed it for jobs.
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/LachrymoseSpinelessFalconPeteZarollTie-j4TG4FMi85hKWBpn
 Gekyouryuu: ben, a house made of money is called a bank
 Scy_Anide: Images of it, I mean
JadedCynic: yeah, you throw the mortar board (which is usually rented or loaned) and keep the 'sheepskin' (which is usually NOT vellum)
 Diabore: i dont think theres a worse job james
 DoctorHutch: Got mine framed and sent directly to my parents, never even considered hanging them up in my own space
 vinewood_og: Wait you're telling me my BA in BS is useless? Should have been an electrician.
 Diabore: mid bottom
 Brozard: WOW
JadedCynic: the marketplace....
 DigitalSeahorse: school is for networking
JadedCynic: james is a house-flipper
 NotCainNorAbel: so now james can get icecream
Magnifisquatch: something something van something something river
johnnylongtorso: through the Stargate
  Sarah_Serinde: No you don't, you just retired!
 betweenmyself: with online courses they send you a PNG Diploma with a false “cutout” checkerboard  background
 Diabore: oh ians just done
 Diabore: his star is gone
JadedCynic: wait, you lived in edmonton and never got to see them? That's unlucky - I saw the northern lights in CALGARY once!
johnnylongtorso: we're watching the entire extended edition of the Lord of the Rings trilogy!
 betweenmyself: I wonder of anyone has crunched the numbers to determine the range of money and stats a player could potentially have by only moving one space each turn 
 A_Dub888: "School is for fools" - James Turner 2025
kusinohki: I would like to play board games for a living.  of course the monkey paw curl would make me play all the games I don't care for and none of the ones I like...
   LoadingReadyRun: @kusinohki Monopoly FOREVER!
 betweenmyself: @kusinohki only Candyland and Snakes & Ladders for you, budding content creator!  MUAHAHAHAHA 
 RelwinEJ: Best of luck with quarantining after Vegas LRR Magic-ers.
JadedCynic: @kusinohki you get a generous sponsorship to complete a playthrough of "The Campaign in North Africa" tt wargame - has 11 players and takes approx 1500hrs...
 Gekyouryuu: Ben is the Werewolf of Wallstreet
kusinohki: followed by russian roulette you two... *sigh*
JadedCynic: Ian, you're not necessarily OLDER; you just RETIRED FIRST 
 IanAllenBird: jnhujikik
 BusTed: sham wedding to escape school
 public_key_reveal_party: James: "this is just for tax reasons"
 A_Dub888: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/InspiringGracefulCormorantRuleFive-rLjLA7uYKGFszG7b
 Diabore: how did james get 2k extra?
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Diabore: right
 Sorator13: I-
Mathwyn: The richer get richer
 DigitalSeahorse: fertilize that lawn
 Gekyouryuu: the pension is mightier than the swordsion
 realbadatthis_: old boot straps turner
 BrowneePointz: Didn't Mr Beast rent out the Pyramids?
 SquareDotCube: gotta make the pyramids float
  Juliamon: No point in a travel diary if you never get to travel
 SkylerRingtail: And US social security. *Cough*
JadedCynic: Actually, Horner, with the state of the world, that might be a smart plan....
 Sorator13: @SkylerRingtail well, not really; you get more per year if you start taking it later
 BrowneePointz: ah no it was Ankur Jain
 BrowneePointz: Mr Beast DID pay for 100 hour access to the pyramids though
 OldUncleDan: I was once the King of Spain...  Now I eat Humble Pie.
 Blip2004: yeah with CPP if you start as soon as you can you get the minimum monthly payment, for the rest of your life
 SkylerRingtail: @Sorator13 Not if it's going to run out before you start claiming it! *Cries in millenial*
 BusTed: Mario Party time
 DeM0nFiRe: Time for bonus stars
kynelwynn: Win? It's Life. You play until you die
 DigitalSeahorse: I have a feeling like my pension is gonna suck even though I live in Canada
 Dog_of_Myth:  
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 BusTed: gg
MWGNZ:   
 NotCainNorAbel: 
 NimrodXIV: that is indeed life
DaxStrife: And once again, student loans hold someone back.
 EikoandMog: Ben was still winning even before loan.
 neisan2112: Wow the attributes did SO little
 tyrsredritehand: The plaid get richer.
 7gorobei: 
 BrowneePointz: yea......I'm not sure I like that the money outweighs experiences so hard
Dane_VII:   
 DigitalSeahorse: yay Ben
 DigitalSeahorse:  
sam_newey: knowledge
JadedCynic: I think the creator of Mono-er, "The Landlord's Game" just spun in her grave...
SaxPython: "It's about the journey" in shambles
JohnLockeCole: It's not about the Money Spider Man
 BusTed: meta progression 
 circusofkirkus: so is the Game of Life a rogue like
 A_Dub888: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/TransparentNastyAnteaterMau5-SwahGN0kUSgfRg1L
 Diabore: ooh el dorado
 Dog_of_Myth: 
  Sarah_Serinde: @BrowneePointz I mean Heather had the least money by a lot but the most of 2 experiences and she nearly caught Ben
johnnylongtorso: James furiously disabling Ben's access to the company credit card
 TheNerdWonder: @A_Dub888 only if you feel the strange need to play it again
JadedCynic: @circusofkirkus not really, it's a fixed playthru - no 'dying early'
 betweenmyself: @circusofkirkus the Game of Life is what *really* happens when Truck-kun Isekai’s someone
 DigitalSeahorse: go to space? so you can Space Jump?
shushu2539: !box
  LRRbot: Step one: cut a hole in the box.
 DigitalSeahorse: oh everyone that's fans of NicholasMC1's work on games he's just shared something new on his discord https://bsky.app/profile/nicholasmc1.bsky.social/post/3lshpysy2ps26 here's the social post
 DigitalSeahorse: I'm gonna wishlist it
johnnylongtorso: ya scum!
kynelwynn: Ben!
 empyreon: 
 SnackPak_: that was our fault?
 Laserbeaks_Fury: That's not an elf, that's Spock visiting a Renaissance planet
 couchboyj: I too enjoy the adventures of Daniel Phantom
 betweenmyself: those frame drops during that boss fight scared the bejebus outta anyone watching 
 BusTed: 
kynelwynn: Werewolf groomer, hands down
 iris_of_ether: 
 SkylerRingtail: Werewolf Groomer? Pretty sure I've seen that t-shirt...
 foopoiuyt: Giving the next generation 100k to start with after winning is far too realistic for this game
SaxPython:   
 Kipstar: depends what you count as 'life'
 Sorator13: Paul please 
 CaptainSpam: That's TWO CONCERTS worth of happiness out of that takeout.
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: But the rare comic book is free
 SquareDotCube: "I'll take ten of everything on the menu"
shushu2539: the wheel stopper is also white and not very visible
JadedCynic: I mean, the takeout was so good, you remembered it for the rest of your life (probably because you're paying it off that long)
 SquareDotCube: so what did learn at Scare U?
 TheAinMAP: 
 Kentosaurus: meta
johnnylongtorso: life imitates art or something
JadedCynic: "we need to go deeper"
 SquareDotCube: winning at Life
DaxStrife: Yo dawg we put a board game in your board game.
 NorthstarTex: !findquote shahrazad
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 Laserbeaks_Fury: If you get good enough grades, you can graduate vampire college Vladedictorian
 Strebenherz: ianplz
JadedCynic: not just boiling it down, but rendering it with industrial proceses
 SquareDotCube: no, it's Wingspan
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Bird Game
 MadWolf1290: sounds about right
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 Sorator13: My parents told me that, yeah
 Mazrae: is this game 2?
JadedCynic: yup
  Sarah_Serinde: yes
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 Sorator13: my dad whose only video game was Sid Meyer's Gettysburg, from around 1995, took me aside and said "just don't play WoW, whatever that is; it eats peoples' lives"
 Sorator13: it was a little surreal
 Tiber727: I feel like in fantasy land, it should be "Upgrade your orb" instead.
JadedCynic: spooky town instead of superhero town
 A_Dub888: We already knew James was a coward 
 CaptainSpam: Oh, the concert's worth as much as takeout.  My mistake.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I enjoy the npc mummy
 Thefluffiestguineapig: And the super dejected looking octopus
 Lobo_Apache: Ah, so last time was Ian playing Mr. Beast's image. This game is Actual Mr. Beast
 Kentosaurus: brings new meaning to "it's just a prank"
 SquareDotCube: great investment that won't depreciate half its price in a year, certainly
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 A_Dub888: "I put a million dollars in this tank and who ever can reach it on foot with out getting shelled, will take home the cash"
JadedCynic: ubi...ubi! ubi!
 Sorator13: Yeah, but you can do that in real life, Paul
 SquareDotCube: just fight tooth and nail
JadedCynic: ben has to pay his taxes monthly
 7gorobei: there has to be a loopgarouhole
johnnylongtorso: "where's the car? and why is this solid gold Stratocaster here?"
JadedCynic: DERY! BRAVA! MAGNIFIQUE! 
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 Sorator13: I wonder how good pets oxen are
 Sorator13: Better than some options, I'm sure
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JadedCynic: if you've got the space for them, probably fine
JohnLockeCole: @Sorator13 I mean, I wouldn't try to keep any in your house, and also probably need to learn when they don't want interaction and leave them alone at those times
 Sorator13: @JohnLockeCole oh, they're definitely outside pets, yeah
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I mean, the party cost as much as take-out
 questionablchoices: i love that they are playing this
JadedCynic: james: *has most knowledge*  "I'm investing on book-smart"; so focusing on keeping ONE crown rather than trying to get all of them
JadedCynic: Heather hired an accoutant 
  Juliamon: That vampire he's butlering for is gonna be rich
JoeKim: once that rock has been climbed though
 SquareDotCube: kacha!
JoeKim: our poor knees and backs
 mercano82: they’re biblically accurate Free Parking spaces.
Quarthian: Dang I missed a bunch of life
 Scarbble: that's a mood
johnnylongtorso: it comes on 45
SaxPython: DB Troll...... 
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 A_Dub888: I thought Ben was all about the money, why'd he take the option where he LOSES money??
 Thefluffiestguineapig: And then pay
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It really does suck
 WriterRaven: IAN.
rogerivany: You should get more for landing on it.
DaxStrife: Become Ghost Hunter; become a Luigi.
 Sorator13: I admit, I am confused by the idea of different tax rates based on your job (as opposed to based on your income)
 A_Dub888: @DaxStrife what about a Ghostbuster?
RebekahWSD: I wouldn't say no to a free home reno
ladyjessica: unfuck my house
DaxStrife: @A_Dub888 Nah, a Luigi is what we need, not another sequel.
Quarthian: If someone randomly paid to have someone renovate my house I think I'd be ok with that
JoeKim: 10k is not 0
 jvetting83: But they have bad taste.
 Lord_Hosk: Roadquest
 KWardJenx: RoadQuest?
 Sorator13: did RoadQuest not increase your heart, Ian?
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 A_Dub888: I guess we know who's not going on RoadQuest 2
rogerivany: What about Road Quest?
 Mazrae: are they allowed to use the keyboard to spin
 PMAvers: man, imagine losing a bowling duel and having to take out loans to pay it
 A_Dub888: I think Ian's RQ experience was negatively impacted when he lost his one true love Sabine
 A_Dub888: *Saabine
 Sorator13: @A_Dub888 fair
 adept_nekomancer: Student loan crisis intensifies
 DeM0nFiRe: How come there's no crown for having the most loans
 Dog_of_Myth: Oooof
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 IanAllenBird: mjnhujiknh
 DeM0nFiRe: Hahahaha
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahaha
 CaptainSpam: No fear!
JoeKim: whats the worst that can happen
Quarthian: I love debt%
 adept_nekomancer: Eventually it becomes the economy's problem
 TheNerdWonder: that's right, lean into the poverty
JadedCynic: ugh, this game is getting more and more realistic all the time.... 
 KaleidoscopeMind: there's a bonus star for most loans right??
JadedCynic: @TheNerdWonder lifetime indenture
kusinohki: "I'll show them!  I'll show them all!  Especially the student loan repayment company!"
 gsyhiap: If you owe the bank $10k, that's your problem, but if you owe the bank $100M, that's the bank's problem...
aClonedPickle: let's see, loan application for a "mad scientist," eight outstanding loans already, approved
 HorusFive: Seems like it's the bank making unwise investments here.  Not my problem
 DeM0nFiRe: God weighs your heart against the weight of your debts in The Game Of Life 2
 Gekyouryuu: "they're JUST ok loans, but thanks."
JadedCynic: @aClonedPickle seems legit
Quarthian: Hey, that's the bank's fault for being so irresponsible
 CodeIndigo: @gsyhiap and if you ARE the bank and you owe 100M, that's EVERYBODY'S problem
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Maybe if it's an experiment to break the karmic wheel from sheer irony
 BrowneePointz: That’s called Scientology
 adept_nekomancer: "No, no, this marriage is from international waters"
 CodeIndigo: if you get married in international waters it doesn't count
 calculated_uncertainties: The DEVICE
  Pharmacistjudge: but you are playing a game now, for your job
 CaptainSpam: So IS there a "repay loans" button?
 HorusFive: Pay off the debts?    NO
 SomebodyNowhere: !findquote job
  LRRbot: Quote #2043: "I'm James. Mew mew mew. Mew mew mew. I have a wife and a job." —Cameron [2016-03-04]
 Gaelan_Maestro: @CaptainSpam its an action that can happen
 CodeIndigo: @CaptainSpam yes, it's the button that looks like a socket wrench bashing a kneecap
kusinohki: there's a repay loan event, otherwise it's all done at end game
 CaptainSpam: Ah, so you can't CHOOSE to repay your loans.  That's... a choice.
 SomebodyNowhere: imagine having a house
 HorusFive: Baby is basically human pet for the first 18 years
 HorusFive: My grandparents used to do that.  It's fallen out of favor
  Sarah_Serinde: baby leashes not actually that weird
 realbadatthis_: ooze pump
 CodeIndigo: grave shack, baby grave shack
johnnylongtorso: it's actually a big garage for the monster truck
 SomebodyNowhere: riskit
RebekahWSD: Mother leashed me and twin, as one person could not control twins that sprinted
InconsiderateHat: Graaaves baby, that's where it's at
  Juliamon: Baby leashes are more effective than playpens, which my mom as a child shoved her legs through the bars and walked herself, and the playpen, out into the street.
  Juliamon: She likes telling that story.
 CodeIndigo: @Juliamon that's amazing
SaxPython: @Juliamon 
 BrowneePointz: oh man I haven’t had brisket or steak in so long
 CaptainSpam: You should buy a boat.
 CodeIndigo: !findquote boat
  LRRbot: Quote #6723: "Sheep are like the boats of the land." —Paul [2020-01-22]
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: That is like the price of a take-out
 Sorator13: The two best days in your life: the day you buy the boat, and the day you get rid of the boat
Quarthian: Damn James is lagging behind
 BrowneePointz: Boat Floats starring Sandra Bullock
 OldUncleDan: Best Brains!
kusinohki: you too can own a boat.  just stop getting take out...
 paulthemapguy: idk, I'm mid on mediums
 HorusFive: Big Mid James 
johnnylongtorso: @kusinohki this is about two steps removed from a news article wagging its finger at millennials
 SomebodyNowhere:    
rogerivany: Unless you want friends
 adept_nekomancer: That puzzle costs as much as a boat
 SomebodyNowhere: thats how you know its a good puzzle
 CodeIndigo: what is that puzzle made of, enriched uranium sealed in freakin' khyber crystals?
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I have questions about the economy of this game where most things cost 100k
 paulthemapguy: you are the best at thinks!
 CodeIndigo: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters just think of it as yen
johnnylongtorso: shoulda played it safe!
 adept_nekomancer: Welcome to the debt party!
 CaptainSpam: The bank ALWAYS wins!
 Chesul: Get Loaned Ben!
SomebodyNowhere subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 121 months!
 SomebodyNowhere: life is all just a game
 MrGibberish: There is a button to pay the loans. Have to do before spinning
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 gsyhiap: The Loan Ranger!
 NullColaShip: The Loan Zone
 Kentosaurus: who else heard lone club
 TheAinMAP: Ben's feeling loan-ly.
kusinohki: "what's the purpose of this loan?  To pay off my other loans."
 SomebodyNowhere: the taxes still come for james
 Blip2004: it would be a trademark not a copyright
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Loan Club and Wolf
 SomebodyNowhere: bingo
JadedCynic: wait, isn't "The Game of LIFE" a Hasbro(who bought MB) IP?
johnnylongtorso: "get gigantic sunglasses" - life goals
 CaptainSpam: "Play Bingo, you coward!" would make a great t-shirt.
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @JadedCynic Yes
 paulthemapguy: "play bingo you coward" is not a thing anyone has ever said
 WriterRaven: @CaptainSpam Or an !advice response.
 EikoandMog: I'm all out of love, I'm so lost without you 🎵
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: !advice
  LRRbot: Remove human skin.
JadedCynic: so if MB has 'the copyright on octagonal stop signs' - it should be FINE for this game to have them - all under the same corp
DaxStrife: "I'm going to list so many buckets you guys, you have no idea."
 Sorator13: @JadedCynic The devs licensed the game, not the stop sign shape 
kusinohki: are we talking Can't Stop with the stop sign talk?  because the new version is mountain climbing
 SomebodyNowhere: wow
johnnylongtorso: buyer's market
JadedCynic: it's a buyer's mark^^^^
 SomebodyNowhere: !quote james
  LRRbot: Quote #6384: "Why do I keep losing so many friends?" —James [2019-09-12]
JadedCynic: mic == mic 5?
kusinohki: is 100k 100pts??
 SomebodyNowhere: !findquote ghost
  LRRbot: Quote #8649: "Ooh, knife ghost!" —Heather [2023-09-22]
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I mean, how much could a microphone cable cost? 100k?
JadedCynic: 
 Lord_Hosk: mic2.5
 CodeIndigo: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters oh, so it's a monster cable then
RebekahWSD: Snails!
 Sorator13: snail farm?!?
 Sorator13: awesome
 MadWolf1290: phrasing?
DaxStrife: Going to say that to the next retiree I encounter: "Go play with your snails!"
johnnylongtorso: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/NiceBumblingTurtleRedCoat-vJiacVPl8t7GlMCV
 SomebodyNowhere: the bucketlisting didn't work out
 Mazrae: will there be a third game?
 ArcOfTheConclave: bottom right gang
  Juliamon: bottom right gang!!
 IanAllenBird: also bottom right gang
  Juliamon: it's the closest to the skip-animation button lmao
 SomebodyNowhere: wow
 jvetting83: Always middle.
 CaptainSpam: Ouch!
 BusTed: ouch
 Strebenherz: dang
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 Shadwhawk: Attributes give so few points
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
 SkylerRingtail: Who needs life experiences when you can have m o n e y
 Shadwhawk: You need *5* attribute points to be worth, what, $100k?
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: "just be rich" is advice for life, got it
 Chesul: Looking at the numbers, the two points for 100K is super bad unless you're definitely getting the crown.
 KWardJenx: I mean, THAT is definitely life
ghyllnox: Cat!
 Sethalidos: KITTY
 IanAllenBird: gus!
 WriterRaven: CAT! =D
 Heckhoundbolt: reskin
 SomebodyNowhere: thats life
 LariatWest: Orange
 adept_nekomancer: Troublesome kitty 
 NorthstarTex: Catt
 Heckhoundbolt: this game is shallow
 lamina5432: it could be a better game but it really isn't
 Sorator13: "*You* are paying $10, because this is expensed to LRR, James"
Quarthian: Ben has kitty
 TheAinMAP: 
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Cat!
Quarthian: Let cat lick minis
 Sorator13: hi gus!
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Someone needs to make a Game Of Life, but good.
 Kentosaurus: lol
 BusTed: 
 SomebodyNowhere: !findquote wolf
  LRRbot: Quote #6231: "I think wolf-howling is not a bad tactic!" —Heather [2019-07-21]
 Gaelan_Maestro: !findquote awesome
  LRRbot: Quote #1323: "That is awesome and also adorable. Adorabawesome." —Paul [2015-12-21]
RebekahWSD: Negative twenty dollars
  Sarah_Serinde: I would consider $10 for the full game
 Gaelan_Maestro: i paid 10 for all the DLC content and game on switch
shushu2539:    
 Strebenherz: frogs are gone
Ignatiuspants: bye everyone!
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 SomebodyNowhere: hackerman
 TheAinMAP: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Watch + Play (There's an endless amount of bad games out there. Thankfully Graham and Alex are cool enough dudes to wade through them. It's GARBAGE DAY Y'ALL!) at Thu 10:00 AM PDT (15:06 from now).
 SomebodyNowhere: oooh
RebekahWSD: Watch and PLAY!
 Lockraemono: it's too late I installed so many keyloggers
 Lockraemono: ben focus up
 Lockraemono: ty ben
 BusTed: 
 TheAinMAP: Extreme close-up.
 SomebodyNowhere: baby
 SquareDotCube: You can take the man out of the maze, but you can't take the maze out of the man
 noSmokeFire: will one option be an onsen?
  Sarah_Serinde: Ooh I will be interested in those findings
  Sarah_Serinde: Also I should make those again
 Lockraemono: much better
 Xavorin: Wow, I picked a heck of a time to come back to this tab.
 Strebenherz: OH HI IAN
 Strebenherz: @Xavorin same
 SomebodyNowhere: if anyone needs to do a retnal scan of ian, now is the time
 IanAllenBird: for no reason in particular I feel compelled to reread the FAQ below the stream
 Gaelan_Maestro: we can now tell whose camera is best
 SkylerRingtail: Teeth teeth teeth
 DeM0nFiRe: LIVE 
 TheAinMAP: 
 public_key_reveal_party: woo live
 wedge_x: mhmm
 lamina5432: the game of live?
 BusTed: 
SaxPython: !clip
  LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
 Lockraemono: this is how the cameras should always be
 TheAinMAP: 
 DeM0nFiRe: nice
 DJManaT: just tuned in from a friend's stream, what the fuck
 Lockraemono: 
 KWardJenx: Fun stream. Thank you!
 DeM0nFiRe: CAT
 Lockraemono: hi kitty
 adept_nekomancer: The return of Gus!
Riandisa: Thanks for the fun stream!
ArvynEternal: did you miss one mention
 Scy_Anide: God Gus looks so much like my Kiwi boi
 SomebodyNowhere: 
 IanAllenBird: o7
 DeM0nFiRe: o/ 
 KWardJenx: Thank you
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AntediluvianFitLocustDoritosChip-xHQiGM-e7BoMcbJ-
 lamina5432: gnigt
 TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
 SomebodyNowhere: 
SaxPython: @theainmap 
 Strebenherz:    
 Jigokuro:  
 Gekyouryuu: night, paul
SaxPython: 
 TheNerdWonder: well that's a blast from the past
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 BasilHunter: bravo!
 ContingentCat: thanks Paul, g'night everyone
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