Can't Keep Up with Bad Games || WATCH+PLAY

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 Strebenherz: Garbage!
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 lightfut: Hooray trash day!
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 CodeIndigo: Garbage... Thursday?!
 Anonymousless: This is a nice surprise, I get to watch garbage day live for an hour or so before I head to work
 accountmadeforants:  FEED ME GARBAGE
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 Drasvin: Watch and/or play or maybe both at the same time.
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 Alahmnat: garbage day?!
 Didero: Doesn't happen often anymore I can watch this live, so yay! Good evening!
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AlistorKO: Time 4 trash!
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paronomasiac042: garbage day? at this time, on this day, right now? may i see it?
 eddieatthegov: @paronomasiac042 ...YES.
 Didero: I don't know how I sould feel about LRR getting me Garbage for my birthday though 
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 RocknGrohlNerd: Hello chat, mods and gamers alike
paronomasiac042: @eddieatthegov yay!
 Anaerin: @Didero They harvested it for you. Specifically.
  TXC2: hello RocknGrohlNerd  welcome
  Sarah_Serinde: Didero Happy birthday 
 Didero: @Sarah_Serinde Thanks!
 TehAmelie:  to garbo, or not garbo
DoodlestheGreat: Garbage day on Thursday? UNBELIEVEAMOBOBBLE!
 GasCityGaming:   
 RocknGrohlNerd: @didero happy lvl. up 
 Didero: @RocknGrohlNerd Thanks!
 SymphonySolstice: Morning Garbage! The garbage truck just came by my house too
Critterbot: Hey guys, been a while, feels like well over a month.
 PsychoI3oy: thursday morning is wwhen I usually watch this, but it's weird to not be able to skip the intro
 NightValien28: early collection!!!
 Nigouki: oh lawd it's ~thursday garbage~
 matthaus_c: garbage sky in the morning, alex's warning
 Phrawger: yee hawr it's time to watch
 TehAmelie: i did throw the garbage out this very hour. how auspicious
 vinewood_og: Here comes 2!
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 Jethrain: Garbagentag???
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 Phrawger: gyarbidge dayee
 TheAinMAP:    
  TXC2: here we GO!
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 ClodiumSoride: Garbage before noon? What will the neighbors think?
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 Genie_M: Yaay
  TXC2: Hello Graham and Alex
 TheAinMAP: Hello  
 RocknGrohlNerd: Okey chat, try not to be too funny for like first 20 minutes I'm doing bit of home workout/ post run stretch. And need to kinda focus on it
 Didero: Hi Graham and Alex!
 TehAmelie: hello!
 vinewood_og: Get played!
KV1NN4: gee I wonder what console you can play Death Stranding 2 on...
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 undecided44 lunch today... lunch tomorrow... lu- what's that twitch? sure, I'll have some garbage!
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Strebenherz: Howdy!!
warpstonewarlock: Hello Watch, hello Play!
DoodlestheGreat: Does Watch replace Kid in "Kid & Play?"
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 matthaus_c: all watch and no play makes jack a dull boy
 RandomTrivia: Hi friends!  Can't wait for some trash
 MrVirite: 100 I don't know what day it is anymore
AlistorKO: We don't talk about the bad internet, except when it comes from dredging games from the deep
 Nigouki: oh noes
 Alahmnat: treats you say
Noy2222: I thought his name was Coffee
 RandomTrivia: 
 Nigouki: is it mobile time?
 SymphonySolstice: boooo
 DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
 YeetTheRich_: cool treat
 BITs19_: hearty chuckle out of me
 eddieatthegov: It's funny. Alex is resigned to his fate, Graham hardly ever chains him down anymore.
  TXC2: oooh is that a rare 10mm socket? 
 YeetTheRich_: oh god
 Nigouki: FUK
 NightValien28: oh god
 BITs19_: YOO
 SymphonySolstice: advergame....
AlistorKO: oh dear
 baltimore_667083: oh no
 Geldaran: 
DoodlestheGreat: Laugh-In callbacks always work.
 MalFnord: oh dear
 ThreeMemesInATrenchcoat: Ohhhhhhhhh no
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 margieargie: Whew, made it back before the games started
 SymphonySolstice: oh man
offbeatwitch: LETS GO
 YeetTheRich_: yoooo
AlistorKO: WHAT
 NimrodXIV: what
 Alahmnat: whaT?
KV1NN4: i shsould;'ve shown up earlier... (the ads have never been this bad before tho ; )
 Phrawger: YESSSSS
  Sarah_Serinde: amazing
 baltimore_667083:   
 RandomTrivia: WHAT
 TehAmelie: let's displace some water!
 Jethrain: whaaaaa?
 NightValien28: sorry what
 Strebenherz: WHAT
  TXC2: the what?
 SymphonySolstice: 10/10 already
 Phrawger: outstanding
Critterbot: Huh, interesting.
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 L0rdX33n: Hello!
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 Didero: Why does that can look so... wobbly?
 Nigouki: 
AlistorKO: Hank Hill would be so happy
 ClodiumSoride: Oh, that's a good start. Catch you later in the VOD!
 Nigouki: cool skybox though
 Strebenherz: Where did you get this graham
 RandomTrivia: Does this live up to the legacy of Pepsiman?
 MalFnord: man, I thought the golden age of the ad shovelware died with Atari in the 80s
MungoDude: good ol water displacement... er... forty
return_of_floki4242: What fresh hell is this
  TXC2: what even is the gameplay?
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 Tom_Bruise: WD-40's a miracle, it dissolved the rust and gunk on my subscribe button
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KV1NN4: oh my god XD
Noy2222: The man in the store said this was the Powerwash Simulator you wanted.
 Nigouki: whyyyyyyy
 Didero: F1 for Help, and I feel like we could all use that
 NimrodXIV: WD 40 fixes hauntings?
 Phrawger: lmao
 RandomTrivia: Graham was right, this game SUCKS 
KV1NN4: yeah this is 10/10 right off the bat
 vinewood_og: Who are the marketing wizards that definitely convinced the company to make this for their own amusement?
 Jethrain: this WD40 can's got some *range*
 SymphonySolstice: love this
CranstonSnord: Hogan's Alley but with lube
 RandomTrivia: Although the word "game" may be a stretch
 YeetTheRich_: when did this come out?
return_of_floki4242: Dam it Bobby
TheManaLeek subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 110 months!
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 vinewood_og: SPRAY'N'PRAY!!!!
 TehAmelie: is this meant to be VR?
 matthaus_c: this is actually art
 Nigouki: it is technically a cleaner for adhesives
 tidehollowcat: Tmblr ads have also told me to spray it on mice
 Nigouki: it'll dissolve some polymers
 matthaus_c: WD-40 fixed my marriage
  TXC2: it's a rust repellent, not a adhesive 
 PsychoI3oy: yeah, it'd be better at removing the sign than helping with it
MungoDude: it's not squeaky door though, it's slammy door
 Mangledpixel: sad that this is the legacy of the previous 39 WD games
 TheMerricat: "WD-40 can be effective for removing certain types of adhesive residue, particularly from stickers, tape, and some types of glue. It works by penetrating and loosening the adhesive, making it easier to wipe or scrape away. However, it's not a universal adhesive remover and may not be suitable for all types of adhesives, like strong super glue. Always test a small, inconspicuous area first to ensure it doesn't damage the surface. "
MenomeAlice subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 86 months!
 MenomeAlice: Introduced friends to the Zoo Race video at the weekend. I don't think they're going to forget that for a long time. 😂
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 JoannaTastic: Hey remember when they offered a long-range mod for cans of WD-40?
 RandomTrivia: Lawnmower's haunted
 Tom_Bruise: does this game... progress... in any way?
AlistorKO: lawn mower jump scare!
 Didero: That lawnmower is trying to escape, and I understand
 atinyspacemarine: WD-40 messes with adhesives, so it's good for taking off labels
 Phrawger: bop-it looks different than i remember
DoodlestheGreat: Maybe the menu will have more levels?
arcaneIllumination subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 112 months, currently on a 112 month streak!
 arcaneIllumination: Yay, more unhinged games to enjoy
KV1NN4: I think this property is haunted and that can is actually full of holy water
 Tom_Bruise: Are there going to be... new things... to WD-40... at any point?
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 niccus: i think the winning jingle is ripped from a lego website game
Violet__Violence: sweet, made it on time for GARBAGE DAY
return_of_floki4242: Flip up staw
 LordZarano: Accurate portrayal in that you have to keep re-applying it?
 accountmadeforants: Instructional!
  TXC2: WD40 and Ducktape, the only two tools you need 
 TheMerricat: It's amusing to me that WD-40 was a _FAILED_ product that marketing turned into a successful product. 
 RandomTrivia: Can we change level in the menu?
mightygregdoge: Wooo, watching the horrible games live.
 MrVirite: I've heard that tune somewhere...
 JoannaTastic: You have to look along the straw to aim the can properly
 CaptainSpam: Oh, you KNOW we need that full Vulkan rendering, not this software garbage! 
 Tom_Bruise: At this point, WD-40 the sky, so it starts raining WD-40
MungoDude: maybe garden-4 is the bowser castle before gardeo-1
 undecided44: Garden level 40 -> workshop level 1
 BITs19_: there's a screenshot of a garage level
 Mangledpixel: online screenshots imply there are indoor levels
 niccus: oh it's from audiobrain https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8BtaGTY59k
AlistorKO: need a laser sight for this WD-40
 TehAmelie: we have secretly replaced this world's water supply with WD-40, let's see if they notice
 SymphonySolstice: it's speeding up
AlistorKO: yeah, the mini-WD-40 is one of my favorite gags
 RandomTrivia: 
  TXC2: in the car hold
CrazySliver: Clearly game of the year
 Didero: How unhealthy is breathing in WD40?
meatthathurts: anyone have the full title of this game?
 TheMerricat: btw chat - https://www.reddit.com/r/lostmedia/comments/v59e05/fullylost_wd40_spay_game/
 Tom_Bruise: The Mildly Haunted House
 arcaneIllumination: By the power of WD-40, demons be gone!
 Nigouki: WD-40 is actually just evil spirit repellant
 accountmadeforants: WD-40 is Turn Undead for mechanical things
warpstonewarlock: hey, if it works
meatthathurts: thank you!
return_of_floki4242: This is just hank hills house
 Nigouki: yes!
 Nigouki: Gum removal from carpet!
 cheetoJack: this could just be a house in Control. the objects of power need to be pacified via wd-40
 SymphonySolstice: gum stuck to the carpet
 GDwarble: I don't think they've thought through the semiotics of using WD-40 to *stop* things that are moving from moving
 Laserbeaks_Fury: WD-40K
 Didero: but alex, you just did
  TXC2: 7 whole Megan Griffins
Spades_Slicc: The game is actually a covert propaganda piece meant to convince people WD40 works for excorcisms
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: OH MY GOD. I'm sorry but that end of level music just activated me like a sleeper agent. I don't know if the end of level music or stolen, but it was used in a LEGO flash game called Spybotics:The Nightfall incident
KV1NN4: Demon plagued home exorcised by priest blessed WD-40
DoodlestheGreat: It is chewing gum.
 TehAmelie: @accountmadeforants but then what do we use for bolster undead?
 YeetTheRich_: https://archive.org/details/wd-40-spray-game
mightygregdoge: It's magic wd 40. Fixes everything
mightygregdoge: Kills vampires
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: *generic and open source, or stolen
 sgowell: water displacement 40
 TehAmelie: Bolster Malfunctions
 accountmadeforants: Part of me does kinda suspect that each of these things is something the developer saw in a YouTube video
 Nigouki: WD-40 is kinda like Goof-off, but less burning on your fingers for cleaning
meatthathurts: speedruns of this game must go nuts
Noy2222: Is 40 the amount of flavors it comes in?
Violet__Violence: that is a wild series of words
Pteraspidomorphi: Oh this is official?
 bytecaster: "fans"
 Laserbeaks_Fury: This is the Chex Quest of home tinkering
 sgowell: how long of a list do we think that is?
 arcaneIllumination: Wait, so the company is actually involved in this?
 Tom_Bruise: This is what your loyalty earns you, folks. Corporations don't care about you.
  TXC2: what do fans of WD40 talk about?
offbeatwitch: oh god its faster
 accountmadeforants: @TehAmelie Rust accelerator
offbeatwitch: speed up
 Jethrain: the timer's gone way shorter suddenly
KV1NN4: i'd've been impressed by this in 2001
 TheMerricat: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/JV_Games - "JV Games is an American video game developer based in Las Vegas, Nevada. They have developed a number of titles including James Bond 007: Nightfire for Game Boy Advance, as well as Pong Toss! Frat Party Games and Incoming! for WiiWare. "
 Nigouki: rust repellant
AlistorKO: Just imagining some poor man spinning around in his garage and screaming, high off wD-40 fumes
 Mangledpixel: I kinda want to see what's outside the garage doors if you let them open
 TheMerricat: "The newly built Entity Engine was used to create a game for WD-40's 2000 uses campaign, and was available in CD form and at WD-40's Fan Site. "
 Anaerin: In theory, it coats the shovel and stops the snow (water) sticking to it.
 Nigouki: yeah, any kind of oily film is technically rust repellant
meatthathurts: oh my god, there AREN'T any speedruns of this game. hole in the market
 accountmadeforants: These are some primo framerates for software rendering. This must've been an absolute slideshow back in the day, though.
 bytecaster: They should have distributed this on 7 floppy disks instead of CD
 matthaus_c: big retro vibes FMV horror
 Jethrain: Game over
 BITs19_: you failed that level
 accountmadeforants: A winner is us!
offbeatwitch: woo!!
 Tom_Bruise: We're the best at WD-40!
 NightValien28: we win?
 SymphonySolstice: Game over'd
MungoDude: 
DoodlestheGreat: HOO-RAY!
  Sarah_Serinde: No you didn't have high enough accuracy on that level
 TheAinMAP: 
 Jethrain: it needed 80+% and you got 70-something
 RandomTrivia: 
 Strebenherz: Gamers
 Genie_M: 76 out of 84 percent
 TehAmelie: we'll never have creaky hinges again
 vinewood_og: More lubricant than a freak off...
Spades_Slicc: Nice wet trashs
 Chesul: It looked like you lost, not won.
 matthaus_c: Mollymoon's game was canceled, unfortunately, but you can still play the demo. it's called Excuse Me Sir
 Alahmnat: we didn't hit the required number of objects
 margieargie: Won by escaping it I guess
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: @BITs19_ The game ending is a victory all in itself.
mightygregdoge: Alex, king of spray
 Jethrain: ah, the *next* one's unusual
Critterbot: Looked like you failed the garage level, so you might have just been sent back to the beginning.
 bytecaster: Typically games on W+P are very usual, so that is surprising
 TheMerricat: Chat, chat, CHAT! - https://jvgames.com/retro.html
 Tiber727: Since someone was saying there's no speedrun, you can now claim #1 speedrun.
 TehAmelie: they went through 40 solutions before they found the right one and then stuck with it for centuries. that's good business imo
 bytecaster: @TheMerricat It was an engine demo?!?!
 Tom_Bruise: I've already forgotten the title and it's on screen as I type this
 Alahmnat: aw, I thought we were going back to the Jane Ausenverse
 Alahmnat: *Austenverse
  TXC2: Alahmnat same
 bytecaster: @bytecaster The engine runs on GBA! This game could have had a GBA port!
 Anaerin: That's right, "watchandplayalloneword@loadingreadyrun.com"
 accountmadeforants: @TheMerricat Holy shit, they made the engine just for this game and used it up until the PS3
DoodlestheGreat: What brand & model keyboard is it?
 MalFnord: So I guess we're not playing this one today!
 Anaerin: It's entirely possible their mailing list is not the same as the game "registration"
 OldUncleDan: Have they already done a game yet?  Wasn't prepared for a W&P at this day and time.
 NightValien28: bread and fred?
 Anaerin: There was also a "Register" link in there.
 vinewood_og: Yeah I got fired from the Logitech factory for performance issues. I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
offbeatwitch: don't want to make an account? 
 Drasvin: Tux?
 TheAinMAP: 
  TXC2: OldUncleDan we've played the WD40 spay game
DoodlestheGreat: Penguins with shelves.
 TehAmelie: let's be Jesus of the penguins
 NightValien28: of course there is
 NightValien28: omg voice acting
 NightValien28: HAHAHA
 public_key_reveal_party: "voice" "acting"
 littleunknownn: no not the air conditioning!
MungoDude: suddenly I wanna play Tux Racer
 vinewood_og: The uprising!!!
KV1NN4: Happy Feet are out, Vengeful Feet are in
 bytecaster: Hats!?!?
 accountmadeforants: Penguinwithabaseballbat
 TheMerricat: I'm sorry Penguins. I need my AC. We are under a heat advisory and have been all month.
 TehAmelie: that crystal staff must have been so hard to make without opposable thumbs
n_mandrag: Happy kneekap-less bystanders...
 TehAmelie: or fingers
 MalFnord: Penguin With A Baseball Bat is my Ramones cover band name
 Crokoking: I think i saw some gameplay of the second one and it was kinda great in how goofy it was
fonkoncle: still thinking about GENIOUS VS ANTICHRIST after all these weeks
 Alahmnat: I like that you have to move to get to the sign that tells you how to move
Volus_dude: what is this ac that penguin keeps talking about?
offbeatwitch: WHEEE
AlistorKO: zoomies!
 public_key_reveal_party: My ac is actually broken at the minute, and I would be a lot more understanding of the delay if this was my mechanic
 NightValien28: VROOOOM
 Kentosaurus: penguins can fly!
 Tom_Bruise: what, what's the problem?
 Didero: amazing
 TehAmelie: why slide when you can segway?
 littleunknownn: 
  TXC2: we an F1 penguin
 TheMerricat: Whelp fuckl the game, we are turbo racing now chat. 
 NightValien28: normal penguin behaviour
 beowuuf: the secret life / powers of penguins
 Strebenherz: What
 vinewood_og: "You son of a bus. I'm in!"
 YeetTheRich_: yeah alright
 RatherLargeToad: Fun fact: Penguins are also Segways
 OldUncleDan: Penguins and Loons are one of the few types of birds with solid (rather than the typical hollow) bones.  It helps them be top notch divers.
Noy2222: Fun fact: this is the sound penguins make.
 YeetTheRich_: great game no notes
mightygregdoge: Cars 4: Now We're Penguins
 accountmadeforants: These devs do not fear collision detection errors
 YeetTheRich_: peak sound design
DoodlestheGreat: I think we all know what has to happen. He has to find the sub ocean.
 vinewood_og: Abolish Loaf
 TehAmelie: makes sense, you only need hollow bones to fly
 lightfut: Oh no my textures
 Jorsh029: Love me a cold, fresh loaf
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Ice is so processed these days
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warpstonewarlock: *butterfly meme* Is this Minecraft?
 accountmadeforants: What if they melt when they're in your inventory
 malsareus: new game discovered, soccer
 OldUncleDan: @TehAmelie Loons can fly.  They just need a long distance to take off.  Much like a jet.
 Alahmnat: "what"
 malsareus: 50????
 TehAmelie: come to think of it, fish with solid bones are also very rare. penguins are in a select rare group of aquatic animals
 malsareus: I want this job
 public_key_reveal_party: Goldenpengu in
 TheAinMAP: 
 accountmadeforants: Ah, just like that one character from Starstruck
 accountmadeforants: Magicianha t
 Alahmnat: monopoly pricing
 ShaneLeeAtk: GoldenPengu In James Bond
 TehAmelie: antarctic coral? is there such a thing?
 Kentosaurus: time to grind
  TXC2: TehAmelie in theory yes
 Jorsh029: Damn, I really liked penguins before I knew they were filthy capitalists
 SymphonySolstice: this is why no one lives in the south georgia islands anymore
CuteTeaGoat: that's why they had to put tariffs on them
 TehAmelie: those tuxedos did give it away
 accountmadeforants: @Jorsh029 The suits didn't tip you off?
SleepyDragonGms: Just the Imperial penguins
 Anaerin: Is this just a clicker game with extra steps?
 arcaneIllumination: @CuteTeaGoat Damn it, beat me to it!
 TehAmelie: @accountmadeforants nice drift there
n_mandrag: I mean - "EMPEROR Pinguin" kinda gave away their imperialist agenda.
SleepyDragonGms: Sorry, Emperor penguins
 Alahmnat: I love that all these years later, the built-in Unity character controller's mouse sensitivity is still set to "yes".
 kassbjames: Why is this not a fish-based economy?  I feel like the devs missed some excellent puns there
DoodlestheGreat: We must teach penguins the labor theory of economics.
 accountmadeforants: @TehAmelie  Fusion HA
mightygregdoge: @Anaerin No, because the penguin has wheels . 
 TehAmelie: 
 Jorsh029: @accountmadeforants oh fuck, and they show their love through purely material means with the pebbles
 bytecaster: The wheels get me EVERY time
 Tiber727: Oh I was also going for the tuxedo joke but saw it was already made.
AlistorKO: wait, is that why there's no background music? XD
 matthaus_c: it has been declared, this game rules
 Kentosaurus: the F1 sound effect is top notch
 SymphonySolstice: the abruptness of the sound fx.... Art
Toastman1745: Does this imply that there are communist penguins? Is there a Penguin Karl Marx?
 TehAmelie: i also am "educated" mammal
 TehAmelie: wait
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 TehAmelie: okay vertebrate
  Foxmar320: Hello 
 TheMerricat: Coral.
  TXC2: hello Foxmar320
 SymphonySolstice: coral time
warpstonewarlock: mushroom
 Sacrenos: Corals are animals.
 Drasvin: Mushroom?
Noy2222: How much do you know about the Switch 2 controller?
  TXC2:  ?
 bytecaster: We live here now
 TheAinMAP: 
 Akaiatana: At least it's air conditioned
 margieargie: 
 Alahmnat: are we though?
 Didero: Can you knock out a wall?
 TehAmelie: okay to be fair, penguins probablty HAVE never been inside a building
 matthaus_c: definitely been stuck like this in Stalker
 accountmadeforants: Maybe you can break that suspiciously diferent wall?
 kassbjames: This was such a good game until there was a hole
 vinewood_og: GAMER
  TXC2: Freedom!
 TheAinMAP: 
MungoDude: 
 Jorsh029: No canned penguin today 
 TehAmelie: fishing for fun? in this climate?
 margieargie: Fishing is really fun.
warpstonewarlock: nice day for fishin'
 matthaus_c: Fishing is really fun! *Dark Souls laugh*
 TehAmelie: the highest altitude ever reached by a pengu
 baltimore_667083: that's a yellow card
 TheAinMAP: 
AlistorKO: penguins CAN fly!
  Foxmar320: Gotta Go Fast   
Noy2222: Rematch looks sick
 Jorsh029: I live how the wheels always add forward momentum. I feel that could be heavily abused
  TXC2: the kind of soccer that teens play
Toastman1745: New Fifa looks awsome
 Alahmnat: nominative non-determinism
 OldUncleDan: I wonder if Penguins are super oily like other aquatic birds.
 Kentosaurus: rocket league time
 TehAmelie: ooh can you get mega fast if you slide and then segway?
 Anaerin: Nominative determination.
 RandomTrivia: We Rocket League now
 Manae: This isn't quite BeautyCopter levels of surreal yet, but it's pushing it
 vinewood_og: Nominative Disgruntalism
Noy2222: That's offside
 TehAmelie: fish juicin'
 Didero: Sudden Segway never stops being funny
 accountmadeforants: Club(bing) Penguins
 cheetoJack: juicing with diesel
mightygregdoge: THIS IS SO WEIRD
Dreadelicious: pengwing
 Akaiatana: This guy's tired!
 RandomTrivia: Oh no
 RandomTrivia: 
 TehAmelie: that ball has been out of bounds for most of the game
 public_key_reveal_party: I gotta say this doesn't look good, but it is an artistic masterpiece considering the normal quality of watch and play game
 Tiber727: Hit it from the other side of the fence?
 Gekyouryuu: "Hey that guy has wheels for feet! That's cheating!" "Nah, he just learned how to run from old cartoons"
 PawssumFable: Oh it's hilarious trash day today
 Jorsh029: The rules of penguin soccer don't explicitly forbid built-in segways
  TXC2: picked up that spare
 TehAmelie: just as we found out in Tekken Bowling, raw power is not enough to get strikes
 Alahmnat: are all of these minigames actually impossible on purpose?
 xantos69: Hey folks.  Are we winning?
  TXC2: hello xantos69 welcome
 Akaiatana: If you get three strikes, you're a turkey
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Ahh, a lot of oil on the lane
 dumbo3k: @Akaiatana The rare turkey penguin!
 bytecaster: Winning what?
mightygregdoge: Good question. Good Question
Spades_Slicc: But there's no ice, the only explanation of the slippery must be . . . WD40!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
n_mandrag: perhaps an assault or a battery as well
 TehAmelie: we are definitely winning the gonzo penguin simulator league
 RocknGrohlNerd: @xantos69 I certainly am
 bytecaster: Honestly, while barely a game, this is pretty charming
 RandomTrivia: This game knows what it is, and has a very clear identity 
 PawssumFable: Do we have to have the meaning of game convo again?
 xantos69: I'm just now noticing the pattern on the "basketball penguin"
 TehAmelie: rules question, can you palm the ball with flippers?
 bytecaster: @PawssumFable Okay, I revise my statement, it is lacking some polish
warpstonewarlock: Superman 64: penguin edition
 PawssumFable: That is definitely correct. Actually maybe some rust remover first.
 accountmadeforants: 
MWGNZ:   
 RandomTrivia: Bahahahaha  
 TehAmelie: just noticed we seem to be stuck in a concentric crater
 public_key_reveal_party: This game is actually charming
 Alahmnat: this is actually great
n_mandrag: damn... they are punguins!
MungoDude: that's a bonice
 xantos69: It is exactly what it says on the tin.
  TXC2: english is a silly launguage
 Akaiatana: The educated penguin learned on campice
 lightfut: Some real world building going on here
 TheAinMAP: 
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 sethtriggs: This is an interesting game here.
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 PawssumFable: Coat of paint
 PawssumFable: Music
 TehAmelie: brb changing my name to IceShelfMas Ter
 matthaus_c: escape /to/ the city?
 sethtriggs: Well a little bit of terraforming was done. And wheeee penguin Segway!
Tynermeister: well this sure was a time to join the stream
  Foxmar320:   
 Atarra: getting some beautycopter vibes here
 accountmadeforants: That's an excellent animation on that bored man
 PawssumFable: Yeah, I had that feeling too.
 matthaus_c: that's just a human thing
 TehAmelie: is this a human terrarium? or wait, what kind of -ium do you make for penguins?
 Jethrain: hashtag just human things
 sethtriggs: Booop
  TXC2: bye
Dreadelicious: good bye
 matthaus_c: this game is Incredible
 sethtriggs: Wow how does that brick steer?
 littleunknownn: 10/10 game
 YeetTheRich_: sure looks like an american city
 TheAinMAP: 
 Drasvin: XD
  TXC2: ghost ride that whip
 CodeIndigo: this game is awesome
 public_key_reveal_party: Ah there's the jank
 Atarra: grand theft penguin?
DoodlestheGreat: Penguin is driving. HOW CAN THIS BE?
mightygregdoge: Almost killed that dude
 TehAmelie: they yellow licence plate usually indicates some kind of special licence, but what?
 PawssumFable: It looks like no city
 sethtriggs: So is this a Goat Simulator-alike?
 TehAmelie: license
 xantos69: So they tied the camera to the penguin model.  Which they just made invisible when you get in the car.  Then they locked the controls to the car... but didn't know how to move the camera over.  Amazing.
  TXC2: YOGA FIRE!
Spades_Slicc: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/HilariousEndearingTireAMPEnergyCherry-bFDfvLrO2SI9IR5b
 sethtriggs: Flame breath?!!
 TheAinMAP: 
 accountmadeforants: He is dancing while breathing fire, yeah
 TehAmelie: wait is this post-second impact?
  Foxmar320:   
 NightValien28: I feel that is kinda illegal
 vinewood_og: RIGGED
 sethtriggs: Well that happened!
 PawssumFable: Red team win
 MalFnord: Note to self: don't ask Alex for lottery numbers
 Didero: What was this game called again?
MungoDude: time to go mine more ice?
 bytecaster: And this kids, is why you shouldn't gamble
 matthaus_c: that's why you don't bet against Asuka
 Tiber727: I don't think a penguin that sometimes has wheels has any right to complain about implausibility.
 Alahmnat: it's cop lights
 Chesul: It's police lights.
 sethtriggs: These buildings don't even appear to be sat on the ground
 TehAmelie: just a penguin from the country, making their way in the big city with a souped up segway and a pocket full of dreams
 JeffCentaur: He’s attracted to trouble
 Jorsh029: So in PenguiMon, fighting types are weak to fire
 Didero: It's a siren, not a magnet
 PawssumFable: uh
 Kentosaurus: gonna tell my kids this is gta 6
 PawssumFable: YOU KILLED HIM ON HIS FIRST DAY
 sporkraptor: oh no you killed a cop
 Akaiatana: Robbers are dressed in black and white, so...
 PawssumFable: MONSTER
 vinewood_og: @JeffCentaur golfclap
 sethtriggs: Wow so the penguin can fly that high in the air yet can't jump over a Jersey barrier?!
 Laserbeaks_Fury: This is Happy Feet right
 sporkraptor: @Kentosaurus yessssss
 bytecaster: See, this is why millenials can't afford housing, they leave all their 100$ bills on the street!
 JeffCentaur: March of the Penguins is different then I remember
warpstonewarlock: *road runner sounds*
 Alahmnat: the new Happy Feet is really coming together
 PawssumFable: That's because $100 ain't shit anymore! It's like dropping a penny grandpa.
 matthaus_c: Blue Monday?
 public_key_reveal_party: @bytecaster what am I supposed to do, not give money to the street penguins with wheels?
 sethtriggs: Knocked right in the ground
 baltimore_667083: 
 sethtriggs: Eat clip, noob!
 accountmadeforants: Wait, surely Rifle Girl will win next one
DoodlestheGreat: The fix is in!
DoodlestheGreat: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BoldFastPidgeonFailFish-55bIFA9Js-QcG32m
 TehAmelie: could a beach boy beat a penguin with a katana? apparently yes
DevInsanity: So, I just arrived and does that penguin have wheels?
Ned_Flandalorian: @DevInsanity sometimes
 sethtriggs: Magic wheels that pop out instantly even!
DevInsanity: okay then
 TehAmelie: the segway was one of the first things we discovered
 PawssumFable: uhhh
 bytecaster: Those gangster even break the laws of gravity
 Jorsh029: @devinsanity that a penguin does have wheels along with a very tenuous grasp of physics
 PawssumFable: hahhh
  TXC2: DevInsanity that's our sprint mode
 sethtriggs: I love the very computer-display-esque font for the UI
MungoDude: it looked like they maybe had air conditioners
mightygregdoge: @DevInsanity Penguins have secretly been very mobile, no matter what Morgan Freeman taught us. Less the march of the Penguins and mor the Indy500 of Penguins
 sethtriggs: I guess at least this dev isn't using Arial for the UI font
 Akaiatana: Do they not function or are you just a penguin
 YeetTheRich_: tbf penguin legs are very short
 TehAmelie: i could understand penguins racing 500 laps counter-clockwise just to stay warm
 sethtriggs: I love the light bar hats that don't light up
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 Wicker_Guide: di I
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InconsiderateHat: I love moto-penguin
 TehAmelie: is this an escort office?
 jessicaengle: Hello!
 Wicker_Guide: did I just walk into Grand Theft Penguin
 sethtriggs: It's the beefcake shop!
 Meldon87: I've just logged in... what the hell is going on? Are those wheels?!
  TXC2: this is unionized labour right?
 public_key_reveal_party: @wicker_guide basically yes
 vinewood_og: "man power"
KewlioMZX: Receptionis
KewlioMZX: t
  TXC2: Meldon87 sure are
 public_key_reveal_party: @meldon87 how else would a penguin sprint?
 PawssumFable: Your guess is as good as ours
 PawssumFable: We've figured out that the penguin has wheels
 Genie_M: Large map
 sporkraptor: is there a subway? some of the sidwalks slope down...
 jessicaengle: This actually looks like a lot of fun
 sethtriggs: Are there two or four wheels? There's not enough poly for me to tell
 accountmadeforants: Actually, wait, didn't the Bored Man at the start have blue hair?
 sporkraptor: go to the aquarium and mug some fish
 bytecaster: Those wheels are slower than our wheels
Aenir798: camera? hello?
 sethtriggs: That may be the most useless enterable car I've seen in a video game.
  TXC2: so the Aquiremium is the game cube from Reboot? 
 bytecaster: Lets gamble!
 TehAmelie: the car seems to be functional, except it dislodges the camera
Critterbot: 10 grand! Time to be irresponsible! 
 sethtriggs: I question so many UX decisions in this game
 Nigouki: can we turn some valves at a nuclear power plant? :V
 Kentosaurus: star level went up
 Jorsh029: @txc2 warning: incoming watergame
 jessicaengle: 
 Anaerin: Police brutality!
 jessicaengle: I love the revving engine sound.  A+ choice
 bytecaster: Honestly, I wonder what could possible be improved upon here in the sequel
  TXC2: Jorsh029 exactly
 PawssumFable: beat people to death with a bat like a civilized person
 sethtriggs: This is like a cousin to pop-in but it's so amazing seeing medium-distance objects just get progressively drawn
Mindfire13: Just joined, why are you playing as a Segway Penguin Cop?
itmightbemikey: A Penguin is a person too fancy to be a guy
 PawssumFable: I was talking to the cops lol
 margieargie: Too early for subocean, yeah
  TXC2: Mindfire13 oh we're very much not a cop
 TehAmelie: penguins have no rights and aso no responsibilities
 sethtriggs: So the map is not hermetically sealed except for that one Jersey barrier.
 RocknGrohlNerd: Yelling "hey, hey hey"  while smacking the npc with the bat was so funny 
 accountmadeforants: For once, a game where we don't immediately beeline for the subocean
 PawssumFable: Oh they listened!   
 A_Dub888: Hello friends, what level of GARBAGE are we on this fine mornnng?
 Tom_Bruise: "Officer RatBastard reporting, we've got a P3N-GU1N breaching containment"
 Didero: @A_Dub888 The penguin has wheels
 bytecaster: @A_Dub888 PengiunWheels
  TXC2: hello A_Dub888 welcome
 public_key_reveal_party: You can tell we're not a cop because we don't have sirens bolted to our head
 rentar42: is there anything with a higher "harmless-sounding" to "not safe to search at work" ration than that phrase?
 sethtriggs: LOL the fortune teller is mailing it in so much they don't even get a capital letter
 RocknGrohlNerd: Pengwheels if you will
 Laserbeaks_Fury: The ice grinding guy
 A_Dub888: @didero @bytecaster Peng-brrrrrrr-in
 TehAmelie: remember that really lo-fi GTA clone where you stabilize your gun directly against your penis? this is like that but better
 Jorsh029: This penguin may be a filthy capitalist, but at least they understand All Cops Are Bonkable
 public_key_reveal_party: I was going to ask "how did he get here?" And then I remembered teleportation
 sethtriggs: I'm going to assume I don't know what's going on because I got here late.
 TheMerricat: Gears was the merchant.'
 Tiber727: None of that was fortune telling.
 dumbo3k: Gears was the Ice Loaf guy
 PawssumFable: hip thrust to shoot
 bytecaster: @Tiber727 "I see that in your future, you will be teleported"
 Wicker_Guide: @sethtriggs I also got here late, but from what I've been told being on time would not have helped
 sethtriggs: I love how many games have this drab brown terrain.
Aenir798: Is this the first game of today?
  TXC2: Aenir798 2nd game, first was WD40 spray game
 bytecaster: @Aenir798 We did play a little bit of WD40 adware as atreat
 TheMerricat: @Aenir798 No, first game was wd-40 game
Critterbot: Sick air bro.
 sethtriggs: So all that teleport does is subject you to more of An City
 TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun So the patch notes suggest they added this turbo wheel post release... possibly because people didn't like walking around. 
 Kentosaurus: this is why we have global warming
 rentar42: there aint no party like an air conditioner party ...
  TXC2: OUTDOOR?!
 TehAmelie: i bet a coat of WD-40 would radically improve a penguin's diving ability for a while
 Alahmnat: finally, the dad who's paying to cool the outside
 accountmadeforants: So let's party by both the hot end and the cool end of the air conditioner
 Anaerin: Aren't you supposed to get a guy with blue hair?
 Jethrain: blue hair!
 xantos69: I am angry at the concept of an outdoor air conditioner party.  It is so stupid it offends me
 TehAmelie: oh no, it's not trying to be GTA, it's trying to be Goat Simulator
 sethtriggs: RIP
 margieargie: F
MWGNZ:   
  TXC2: dead
 bytecaster: Okay, that is very good
 baltimore_667083: ded
 rentar42: was that ... intentional?
 accountmadeforants:  Game incredible
ND_Ericson: this game is amazing!
Creature_Comforts: This game is great
CrazySliver: parkour!
Invitare: Impressive
 RealGamerCow: goodbye
 MalFnord: now this is podracing!
 Alahmnat: incredible
 sethtriggs: Are we playing spleef?
Invitare: don't worry, penguins are birds. They can fly
 sethtriggs: Does the penguin take fall damage?
 bytecaster: Parkour ON WHEELS
  TXC2: how did that almost work?
 RocknGrohlNerd: So much parkour
 sethtriggs: So Alex how does this feel to control?
 public_key_reveal_party: This is the first time w+p has actually made me want to check out a game
Aenir798: I don't think there's fall damage
 Tom_Bruise: not to self; penguinmobile is not an alternative to flightlessness
CuteTeaGoat: you probably can't jump while moving down on a slope
 matthaus_c: it's an unconventional technique
 rentar42: who needs roads, when there's walls
 Jethrain: the health bar's interacting with some reflections in places
 Mangledpixel: looks like you take damage just after falling off the block, not when you hit the ground
 dumbo3k: I always said Parkour could be improved with a segway
 cobthegreat: I think he took damage when the fall started not when he get the ground
 xantos69: I didn't know you could just ride a motorcycle and scream "parkour" and have that count.
  TXC2: Tom_Bruise Penguin high speed rail is 
 arcaneIllumination: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/FunPoorGrassJebaited-aPgiJwqPZdJOisO6
 TehAmelie: i'm gonna say that's a no on fall damage
ND_Ericson: for some reason, the cut-off "NYOOMM" audio just gets me
 sethtriggs: I wish I could get instant wheels out of my feet sometimes
 TehAmelie: momentum is hard to code okay
 bytecaster: Imagine how many Gs we must be pulling
 RocknGrohlNerd: Remember kids, it is only parkour if it from parkour region, otherwise it just sparkling facemashing into random sufaces
  Foxmar320: Turbo to nothing? So modern Sonic game physics
 Jorsh029: The zero-inertia wheels are very good
 sethtriggs: Are you sticking to the plane of the building?
 matthaus_c: it's like a clanging metal pipe, it will never not be funny
 Tiber727: Almost just drove up. Which reminds me that in one of the futuristic battlefield games you could hoverboat up a vertical wall.
 asthanius: Do you jump higher while turboing? Could you skip the wall?
 sethtriggs: Oh no wonder those AC units aren't doing anything they're hollow plastic boxes!
 RealGamerCow: it seems like jumping at an angle is impossible, it's more you jump UP then go forward. so weird
 bytecaster: Nooooo
  TXC2: speedrun starts
 xantos69: gamer
 Tom_Bruise: we thought we crack it... turns out we did
 Didero: We need that money to pay the hospital bills after that
 RocknGrohlNerd: A rollecoaster of emotions, this game
 TehAmelie: with this kind of cash we can become the emperor penguin
 Tom_Bruise: boy, I didn't think Mario Kart World's grinding was gonna be like this
 sethtriggs: Sure, why not
 RocknGrohlNerd: Pfff, thats basicaly cheating
 TehAmelie: yeah i can kind of tell the segway was added post-release
 Tom_Bruise: that game object's having the time of its life
 sethtriggs: "We're walking in the air."
  TXC2: roof looks like textures haven't loaded
 sethtriggs: Also wow love this like SimCopter-era building
AlistorKO: Imagine just seeing a penguin air-dash across rooftops
 bytecaster: I feel like this could use a checkpoint
 Chesul: If the controls and physics were better this might actually be a decent parkour segment.
 accountmadeforants: Truly, this is the game that finally figured out platforming
 accountmadeforants: *3D platforming
 lightfut: Simcopter or beautycopter?
 Didero: Health is getting kinda low though
 sethtriggs: Wearing a stupid lightbar hat didn't help
 raulghoulia: howsitgoin fellow Watcherinos?
  Foxmar320: Those are just the alpha zombies from 28 years later
 sethtriggs: It is unfair for me to compare this to either game; SImCopter had better buildings
 TehAmelie: almost out of pengunity
 TheMerricat: So bad news about blue hair dude, there is a patch note saying they fixed the quest, but then there is an unanswered forum post asking how to find the blue haired dude.
 MalFnord: city on the edge of forever
 sethtriggs: And we shall never besmirch Beautycopter which is amazing
  NapalmSideburns: hard funding cut
 margieargie: A nice suboceanside view on those buildings
 public_key_reveal_party: Sometimes your city runs out of city, it happens
Mollylele: is this the new GTA already?
  TXC2: free subocean for all
 RocknGrohlNerd: The way and speed this boy moves across the town, man, Peter parker can suck it
 beowuuf: because penguins respect boundaries
  TXC2: Mollylele yes, this is the beta
 Jorsh029: Subocean is a penguin right
 TehAmelie: no continus mofo!
 sethtriggs: Wow they couldn't even do a pun like "You're on ice!"
 Dumori: I’m not drunk enough for this!
  Foxmar320: Free A/C
AlistorKO: we need Green Hill Zone at like 120BPM every time the wheels get used
 TehAmelie: okay continues are cheap, i missed it
superkoala235: yo do you want to play my bad game
 dumbo3k: Pretty sure the cop gunshot is from half life
  Foxmar320:   
 sethtriggs: Or any Sonic 06 action stage music really
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 RealGamerCow: I like that the walking animation still happens with the wheels on
  Foxmar320: Pls be a boss fight
  Foxmar320: Yessss
 Alahmnat: BOSS FIGHT!
 rentar42: boss fight time!
AlistorKO: what
  Foxmar320: YESSSSS
 RocknGrohlNerd: Boss fighr
Critterbot: A sound clip I assume you mean.
 rentar42: halo man
warpstonewarlock: Boss fight
 sethtriggs: This feels like an asset
warpstonewarlock: holy shit
  TXC2: superkoala235 sorry, we have a big back log to get through
 TehAmelie: Pengu Gear?!
 accountmadeforants: We went from Sonic to Sonic Adventure 2
 bytecaster: A weapon to surpass Metal Gear?!?!
 RandomTrivia: WAT
 lightfut: What a lad
 Mollylele:   
 CodeIndigo: penbguinduam
 NightValien28: AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Mister_BlueSky: John Halo
 SymphonySolstice: yessss
  Foxmar320: YESSSS
 littleunknownn: 
 raulghoulia: is that Patlabor?
 Brozard: PENGUN
 vinewood_og: 
ND_Ericson: does eh follow you?
 Dumori: yes you are cyber warrior
 Atarra: this penguin has no regard for the law
  TXC2: SFRA
 Atarra: wtf
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 hieroglyphica: What a stream to wake up to! Delightful
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 asthanius: big Pursuer vibes
AlistorKO: LOL
 NightValien28: CYBER WARRIOR NUMBER 1
 PawssumFable: Fuck this shit I'm out
  Foxmar320: This is so much better than Minds Eye
 sporkraptor: ooookay
 littleunknownn: 
 Brozard: CYBER WARRIOR #1
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 narset6691: highlight reel
 sethtriggs: Oh you can just nope out of the boss fight
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TwilightAvalon: so we need that for the soundboard
 PawssumFable: Imma get right up and leave
 margieargie: Flip a coin
 Wicker_Guide: In fairness, you were warned ;(
Noy2222: I'm sorry, what did you say you were?
 PawssumFable: excuse me please
 rentar42: sounds like it's from the same school of music than bible warriors or what is was called
 bytecaster: We could just bet very little to reroll?
 Strebenherz: WHAT
AlistorKO: fire dance boy dance party
 xantos69: "I see your schwartz is as big as mine"
 bytecaster: We won!
MWGNZ:   
 ContingentCat: um wtf?
  Foxmar320:   
  TXC2: LETS GO !
 A_Dub888: !card Edgar coin
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
 bytecaster: Has red one every time thus far?
 RealGamerCow: are they doing the running man?
 MalFnord: VICTORY
 public_key_reveal_party:   
 accountmadeforants: 
 sethtriggs: You're Winner!
AlistorKO:   
  TXC2:   
 NimrodXIV: 
 baltimore_667083: LMAOOOOO
Volus_dude: 
 littleunknownn:   
 Kentosaurus: please bet on the minicopter
KV1NN4: *snort*! XD
 RocknGrohlNerd:  
 sethtriggs: WAIT WHAT why is there a chibicopter all of a sudden?
 YeetTheRich_: all in on the helicopter
 baltimore_667083: @Volus_dude nah this is a straight red
 RocknGrohlNerd: Never stop when winning
 matthaus_c: beautycopter crossover
 TehAmelie: i've never wanted to play a GTA game as much as right now
 bytecaster: We can buy gears!
Invitare: you stole an aircon from the party didn;t you?
 sethtriggs: This camera is made of pure, molten hate
 rentar42: you probably bought both ...
 bytecaster: I guess it doesn't help that our cross airs are off center
warpstonewarlock: ammo?
warpstonewarlock: we can get a gun?
 rentar42: it seems to buy everything in that line ...
 RocknGrohlNerd: I loved beautycopter, it was so meditative. This is high octane pod racing, still very good
tryllebanjo: Nice view to tune into. They're a... penguin. Got it.
 RealGamerCow: what do you do with the air conditioners?
 TehAmelie: but the city is full of air conditioners
tryllebanjo: With... racecar wheels.
 RealGamerCow: goodbye
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 jadielady:   
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 rentar42: that is a 1988 vw golf
 sporkraptor: goodbye
 ManicPixieDreamLurker: If the money by the arena reset, did the building with the gears and $10k by the aquarium also reset?
  Foxmar320: Flawless
AlistorKO: LOL
 sethtriggs: Wha the car didn't immediately crash?
 accountmadeforants: This is the be
manfred909: sick tricks
 accountmadeforants: st
  TXC2: that spin out 
 loufghyslaufey: "Pengwings," Chat.
 sethtriggs: It's made of flubber!
 TehAmelie: they seriously didn't figure out a way to get the camera to attach to the car huh
 TheMerricat: For chat - https://store.steampowered.com/app/2340390/The_PenguinGame_Antarctic_Savior/
 sporkraptor: the car wants to go home
Volus_dude: this might be the game of the year winner
warpstonewarlock: head and shoulders above Myst
 RocknGrohlNerd: Get in loosers, we're going air conditioning
 narset6691: car "i don wannnaa"
 Didero: I just remembered we can make clips https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/PowerfulSpunkyKleeMingLee-nOVoHqrikqrTum8j
 loufghyslaufey: Home as in... suboceans?
 sporkraptor: it's pining for the fijords
 Jorsh029: That car absulty just has the Initial D soundtrack on repeat turned up to 11
 TheMerricat: https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/2340390/ss_ce7d399c43b40f93fbc9081219e36118b9994099.1920x1080.jpg?t=1679825456 chat just going to leave this picture here.
 sethtriggs: So the penguins are stealing the mini-splits and AC cases because..oh
 Jorsh029: *absolutely
 Alahmnat: what's in the closet?
 RocknGrohlNerd: @sporkraptor or just resting
 sethtriggs: These missions are amazing.
 TehAmelie: that volatile genius Slartibartfast put fjords only in Norway, sadly
 Tiber727: You know, it would be funny if this was a game over because you become an NPC.
 TheMerricat: We can probably hire workers now.
 A_Dub888: I thought it was pronounced “at-leer” 
 Kentosaurus: labor office!
 Alahmnat: unexpected clicker game minigame
m1gr3nA: manpower
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 Genie_M: This is more complex than it should be
 Didero: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/TangentialCuteFrogSaltBae-IUe2HTgLRUczaf2C
 Didero: Clip editor saving slow again
 bytecaster: Maybe mr educated doesn't know what a coral is
 Greendrag13: maybe you have to drop it in from the roof?
 Akaiatana: It looks like there's an open back door?
 TehAmelie: weird choice to use the over the shoulder cam with an aiming spot in the exact center of the screen
 TheAwkes: Is it time to look for a mushroom?
 TehAmelie: what was the riddle actually? we can't read it
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 Crokoking: the sequel is kinda great
 Wicker_Guide: something alive neither animal nor plant I think
 sporkraptor: @TehAmelie "something that isn't plant or animal" I think
 accountmadeforants: Finally, music. Goodbye, music
 TehAmelie: hmm a fungus would be the obvious answer, but
 Alahmnat: was there doppler shift on that?
 accountmadeforants: Doppler effect
 sethtriggs: Heh
  Foxmar320: Make it rain!
 TehAmelie: we found Antarctica's ice reserves!
 bytecaster: Does it just not stop?
 NightValien28: we are rich!!
 Wicker_Guide: we have solved global warming?
 sethtriggs: Thankfully they are just square balloons
Critterbot: Uhm...
 Brozard: climate change
 Brozard: localized on me
  TXC2: a hopeless amount of spid...ice cubes
 Kentosaurus: we gave penguins a job!
tryllebanjo: Noice! Penguin paradise!
 Didero: Can you hold the 'Pick Up' button down to hover it all up?
 AugmentingPath: hold down pick up drop out
 TehAmelie: n-ice
108 raiders from steve_boots have joined!
 margieargie: "I loaded sixteen tons of number IX ice..."
lil_taters:         
  TXC2: hello Raiders
tyrannicalmrsmae: RAAAAAAAID
tryllebanjo: GraTs on becoming a pengilionaire!
 arcaneIllumination: Welcome!
 TehAmelie: hey, nice number of raiders
AlistorKO: raaaaaiiiiid
 baltimore_667083: hello raiders!
 kingoffalafel: THE WRITS HAVE BEEN DISTRIBUTED. Canadian politics raid!!
steve_boots: Eyyyyyy
 sethtriggs: So the auto hammer I suppose is like a tower defense thing
OlefinTheHusky: Penguin segways?
 TheMerricat: The PenguinGame -Antarctic Savior-
  Foxmar320: The PenguinGame - Antarctic Savior
 Didero: Penguin Game: Antarctic Savior
steve_boots: I immediately am intrigued by motorized penguins
furious_canadian: This looks like a very weird modern Roblox or something
  Foxmar320: welp
OlefinTheHusky: Softlocked!
tryllebanjo: welp!
Invitare: just fly out
 narset6691: penguin is trappped
  TXC2: wonderful
 sethtriggs: Infinite clipping planes. Of course this would happen, why wouldn't it happen
Creature_Comforts: Penguin jail
 ContingentCat: oh nooo
 narset6691: send rescue!!!!!!!!
 AugmentingPath: to the midocean with you
Critterbot: Well then...
tryllebanjo: 
 TehAmelie: we have uncovered the key to penguin flight: V8 engines
 TheMerricat: Fun fact for the late joiners, the turbo wheel for hte penguin was added by the dev after release.
 TheAinMAP: 
 Didero: There was a 'Load' option in the menu
 bytecaster: 6$, what a steal!
inappropriate_tools: that look like $6 too much
warpstonewarlock: worth every penny
 sethtriggs: Well at least you can play with your balls
 Jedi_Master_Zell: I just noticed there's a bullet count.
 TehAmelie: ah, to be an ice sculptoer in the poles
 BITs19_: stepped away for a few, are we still on the first penguin game or the sequel?
 Jethrain: Still the first
 TheMerricat: @BITs19_ First.
 BITs19_: wonderful
 sethtriggs: Amazing handling considering there's no suspension on those insta-wheels.
  Foxmar320: 
 sethtriggs: Sick moonwalk!
 TheMerricat: The quest is broken .
MWGNZ:   
 MAPBoardgames: Can you STOP talking to him?
AlistorKO: ahahahaha
 vinewood_og: Dune Awakening, but the spice is AC units
  TXC2: why is he both jacked and fat? 
 TehAmelie: the enemy we didn't see coming
warpstonewarlock: 10/10
 Alahmnat: oh no
 TreeVor84: 10/10 no notes
 AugmentingPath: man, bluehairboys have really ruined video game
  Foxmar320: @TXC2 Florida
 niccus: the memory of sonic jails you
 MalFnord: YOUR WINNER
tryllebanjo: @TXC2 That's me! I'
  TXC2: Foxmar320 
 sethtriggs: Well that's another invoice in the bag for you guys doing QA
 bytecaster: Lies of P?
 SymphonySolstice: oh boy
 saucemaster5000: no notes
 TehAmelie: Lies of Pengu
 accountmadeforants: Oh hell yeah
 AugmentingPath: souls-like-like
 niccus: lies of p..
 Kentosaurus: 10/10 title
 Jethrain: A seals-like
 baltimore_667083: oh boy
 raulghoulia: Penguin organ
 Alahmnat: good start
 TehAmelie: noot noot!
 Wicker_Guide: does the penguin have great hair
warpstonewarlock: Anor Pingu
AlistorKO: ahahaha
MWGNZ: aww yeah
 asthanius: Is this the one IronPineapple played?
 bytecaster: The font suggests it is a lies of p spoof
 NightValien28: lies of penguin
 Dumori: Noot Noot Motherfucker
 sethtriggs: The Penguin Game 2 - did they do QA this time?
  Foxmar320: Ok so can we get Cam to play this
 loufghyslaufey: Cool "free?"
 asthanius: Oh this is gonna rule
 A_Dub888: that EPIC MUSIC
 FaeyaKim: Did your penguins get tariffed?
 MAPBoardgames: There's plot?
 loufghyslaufey: But also, also... It's a pengwings delivery service game?
 sethtriggs: Bluetooth air conditioner
 AugmentingPath: I'm really happy for you, Penguin Game 2. Or sorry that happened
Aenir798: This is way too fast to read
 sethtriggs: "Enjoy a hot party?!!!"
 Jethrain: ambushed by the Sphinx??
MWGNZ: ooh game has a dlc simply called "GOD BAT"
 accountmadeforants: i ain't reading all that. im happy for you tho, or sorry that happened.
  Foxmar320: 
 loufghyslaufey: Yep. Of course?
 Kentosaurus: deep lore
 saucemaster5000: congrats or I'm sorry
  TXC2: was that a fox sphinx?
warpstonewarlock: and this is apparently a prequel
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 MTGRanger: Penguins!
 Dumori: Penginburge
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 raulghoulia: Antartic means place of no bears
 SymphonySolstice: they're so smooth I love them
 accountmadeforants: My guy that was just a tourist attraction you broke, it's styrofoam!
 loufghyslaufey: But I had a question on between indulging this & headcanons of other things
 MalFnord: The penguins don't have eyes.
 TehAmelie: well the art fidelity has been upgraded
 NightValien28: there is a deep narrative being crafted here
 MalFnord: Why do the penguins not have eyes!?!
tryllebanjo: Wooooooooooooooow!
 bytecaster: Okay, this person needs to continue making games!
ArvynEternal: CInema
  Foxmar320: Heck yes
 accountmadeforants: 
 PawssumFable: You are CLEARLY the penguin
  TXC2: Excalibat!
 Nigouki: i really hope there's no actual roll, it's just the penguin slide
Pteraspidomorphi: Lies of P...enguin
shushu2539: best game intro ever!
 sethtriggs: Pretty arty tile font
n_mandrag: He who pulls the bat from the stone shall be the Emperor Pinguion of Pengulot!
 TheMerricat: Oh for fucks sake I just realized it's a take on Lies of P.
 BITs19_: they learned! and they grew!
AlistorKO: The Penguin of Legend!
 loufghyslaufey: For Futurama Fans, who do they suppose is flying the ship in the intro sequence?
  Foxmar320: LOL
 Kentosaurus: ues
 SymphonySolstice: 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 NightValien28: HAHAHAHHAA
 BITs19_: omg
Aenir798: wow
 accountmadeforants:  
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 baltimore_667083: LMAOOOO
 Jethrain: GLORIOUS
 margieargie: Perfect
 narset6691: win.
 Alahmnat: 11/10
 RandomTrivia: 
warpstonewarlock: ahahahaha
 sethtriggs: Bonice?
 narset6691: best game
 Wicker_Guide: 
 RocknGrohlNerd: Golf clap
 PhilanthropyLich: Incredible
 TehAmelie: ah, we need more parody games
DoodlestheGreat: Okay, this is one of the greatest games EVAR.
 loufghyslaufey: I mean, I get that it could be anybody, but...
 MalFnord: Whoever's responsible for this is a genius
  TXC2: my dyslexia read that as Bionicle at first 
Invitare: @sethtriggs Bon-fire, Bon-ice
 RandomTrivia: Not only does it understand the exercise, this is A R T
 sethtriggs: Nice
Volus_dude: penguin souls 
 accountmadeforants: 
 Strebenherz: YESSSSS
 Genie_M: Emperor Penguin Emperor
 A_Dub888: Are we Penguin Ichiban (because baseball bat)?
 raulghoulia: How much money do I have to give geoff keighley so this is at the game awards?
 loufghyslaufey: Or just "Madagascar," right?
MWGNZ: we glossing over "Emperor Penguin Emperor"?
 PawssumFable: Probably like a fifty
 RocknGrohlNerd: Also the brooding samurai pengu is selling his samurai-ness so good, I'm so in
 MAPBoardgames: The first trial: Find my keys. I just had them!
 bytecaster: It's a prequel, maybe wheels haven't been invented yet?
 loufghyslaufey: This already entails Madagascar
 A_Dub888: @raulghoulia contact Kojima Productions, they’ll get his attention
 bytecaster: Estus Fish
 loufghyslaufey: Hm, this game would be fine if it were from the 90's
warpstonewarlock: This music is from Horus Heresy card game!
 RocknGrohlNerd: Nice sword idiot, *dodge almost-roll*
 PawssumFable: They added music!
 Brozard: we Z-targeting bois?
 NightValien28: I like the pride charge bar
termi385: wait wasn't this penguin GTA earlier? how did we go to penguin dark souls?
  TXC2: we skeiro now
AlistorKO: finally, a souls-like for me
 PawssumFable: Needlessly dramatic music!
 loufghyslaufey: I mean, ya low-key hack n' slash a bit here
 bytecaster: @termi385 It's a prequel
 raulghoulia: is this Ghost of Yotei?
 NightValien28: termi385 this is the sequel, lies of penguin
 RocknGrohlNerd: Was it skills with z?
 Kentosaurus: this is legit great
  TXC2: termi385 this is the 2nd game
 Akaiatana: I thought Blizzard had a copyright on firebats
termi385: I see, thank you
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/HeadstrongCuriousInternTBTacoLeft-m-KwoJ_bV29E0dkN
 NightValien28: the blender!!
 A_Dub888: ZA-BURENDAAAAAA
 Aarek: Just got here, is the lies of P dlc?
 Aarek: *this
 BITs19_: I feel like Penguin Game 1 was an end of year 1 project, and this is an end of year 2 project
 protojman: is that the music or supposed to be sneaker sounds?
  TXC2: Aarek yes
 bytecaster: Honestly, this must be one of the better combat systems we have seen in W+P
Alex_Frostfire: Lies of Penguin, as it advertised itself.
 Akaiatana: Peng uins!
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 jordorowsky: The rare Thursday garage day variant...
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 loufghyslaufey: But gawd, a Penguin "souls" game just for gags? There should be some deel. That would want to pick this up, no?
 A_Dub888: @Aarek well the game’s called Lies of Penguin so…
 raulghoulia: Guardian Baguette
tryllebanjo: *cough*
 Chesul: I really hope that there's a weapon that's just a whiffle bat and does almost no damage.
 RocknGrohlNerd: Is the bonice, french?
 NightValien28: three tuna
Tempest2097: Ultimate weapon is just the Nailbat from FF7, it still has no materia slots
 raulghoulia: Bonfire
 dankmemeter: Start taking notes Miyazaki
  Foxmar320: F yes
 NightValien28: LOL
termi385: monkaS killer whale
  Foxmar320: Boss?
 loufghyslaufey: Yes, it's a garbage day, but like we even know what budget this game's maker was working on, & for a gag game looks like
tryllebanjo: Watch out! That whale is a killer.
 NightValien28: well it is a killer whale not a pacifist whale
  TXC2: water, dangerous? WE'RE A PENGUINE!
The_Ninjurai: I have seen that digimon
 RocknGrohlNerd: Water dangerous? For whoomst?
tryllebanjo: Cyborka is pretty damn great.
 TheAinMAP: Pucks
 narset6691: such a clash of titans
 RocknGrohlNerd: Oh we RE4 now boys
 bytecaster: Is the lower bar stance or armor, I wonder
 TheAinMAP: Giant hockey pucks.
 accountmadeforants: Wait, they did literally have a boss like this in the Lies of P DLC. The game is prescient.
 AugmentingPath: that orca has a stagger bar, I think
  Foxmar320: LOL
 NightValien28: HAHAHAHA
Pteraspidomorphi: 
 Kentosaurus: spirit bomb!
 raulghoulia: this game rules
 Alahmnat: roflmao
 NightValien28: this is so well done
Tempest2097: Absolutely dumpstered.
 bytecaster: This game RULES
Aenir798: holy shit
 narset6691: omg
AlistorKO: ahahahaha
 Dumori: @tryllebanjo sure is the next game should be underwater revengance style with the Cyborka as the PC
  Foxmar320: oh you super died
Tempest2097: This game is amazing
 NightValien28: holy shit this is amazing
warpstonewarlock: YOU DIED
 narset6691: this is the fucking best
DoodlestheGreat: DAAAAAAMN
MungoDude: 
  TXC2: wow this IS a souls like
 jordorowsky: This is amazing
 RocknGrohlNerd: Get rotated son
 rentar42: ugh ... i hate that I can't watch these 3d games for more than 3 minutes before I get nauseous .... why isn't anyone making crappy 2d games for you to "enjoy"
Tempest2097: This might be the best game on W+P in a LONG time
 Genie_M: This is a boss fight that works
andrew632: lolol
KV1NN4: Would Adam play this...
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 TimIAm: what am i looking at here
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 Dumori: This Lama's ass is whiped
 raulghoulia: this game was FREE?
Mister_BlueSky: It really whips the penguins ass.
Dezponia: I am familiar with this game and it is great
Tempest2097: YOOO
 NightValien28: ah how the turn tables
 Didero: This game keeps getting better and better
 Strebenherz: This is amazing
  TXC2: it's like the end of that Futurama episode
 OldUncleDan: Orca tend to do that.  Ask any Great White Shark.
tryllebanjo: Cyborka has it coming, in spades!
 AugmentingPath: those ice-frames tho
 Kentosaurus: the music slaps
Alex_Frostfire: Orca Spirit Bomb!
tryllebanjo: Make that, ice-caspades!
 accountmadeforants: Good lord, this game rules
warpstonewarlock: oh, Cabal is shooting at us
warpstonewarlock: watch out for the drop ods
warpstonewarlock: pods
 NightValien28: I just noticed that they seem to have a stagger bar
 RocknGrohlNerd: Penguins and orcas with guns, the flathearters were right all along  
KV1NN4: You can't judge a game by it's graphics
 AugmentingPath: it looks like the ice might be refreezing, so that's nice
 Didero: oh so that's what the gun is for
 Akaiatana: Also, this game is *free*
 raulghoulia: remember we're playing on Story mode
 AugmentingPath: it looks like we have some estus?
The_Ninjurai: Can we get a play it forward of this?
 Akaiatana: The floe of combat is great
 AugmentingPath: ah, estus fish, good
 RocknGrohlNerd: I' d like to chat, chat. But my eyes are glued to this glorious battle
KV1NN4: A Play It Forward of thsi game might actually be kindda sweet
 Didero: @KV1NN4 Somebody convince Adam
 Dumori: @KV1NN4 A Watch and Play it Forward
 AugmentingPath: forward it play
The_Ninjurai: Things are getting fishy
 PsychoI3oy: sharp or flat?
 OldUncleDan: Sharks:  "See?  This is what we've been talking about!  Orcas, Dolphins, Humans?  Mammals are just the worst!
Aenir798: this is the "story" difficulty???
 AugmentingPath: just whale on it
 Didero: @Aenir798 "Normal"
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KV1NN4: @Dumori Watch + Play It Forward is Very Good! XD
 AugmentingPath: that orca's got the black materia!
 asthanius: the bat seems way better for taking out the turrets than the gun is
 Dumori: @KV1NN4 Tomatoe Way style
 NightValien28: sekiro
 NimrodXIV: RIP
  Foxmar320: 
MungoDude: so close
  TXC2: darn
 Nigouki: It's gonna be that exact pattern where we ALMOST kill the boss on the first try and never get there again for like 2 hours
tryllebanjo: RIP
  Foxmar320: 
 Didero: Incredible
 Akaiatana: This is Rennalla
 TheAinMAP: 
 rentar42: i love that getting into the water with the orca is instant-death ... that's realism right there
 Didero: I feel like the bat is much better against the turrets than the gun
MWGNZ: 'yo you finished with that seal yet?'
 lightfut: That orca has some serious hops
Aenir798: it said more attack damage
 OldUncleDan: Orcas know who the real threat is.  One of the other High Int Mammal species.
 Didero: Cool penguins don't look at explosions
 PawssumFable: But only if they're not on yachts
tryllebanjo: Heck that cyborka up!'
 PawssumFable: Yacht humans are dumb!
 lightfut: Shooting gallery
 OldUncleDan: @PawssumFable Still high int compared to the rest of the animal kingdom.
 raulghoulia: I think I remember this David Attenborough
shushu2539: beating this orca is harder to beat the whole monolith cult
 Didero: Just like in any Soulslike, just spamming Dodge doesn't seem to work, impressive
 PawssumFable: Orcas have been attaching yachts in recent years
  Foxmar320: Last Stand?
The_Ninjurai: I call bs on that
 Akaiatana: I see a tiny sliver of red. One pixel
 Alahmnat: RUDE
tryllebanjo: !
fnoggchamp: 
  TXC2: BULLSHIT!
 lightfut: Extremely rude
 BITs19_: Robbdicated!!!
 accountmadeforants: The magic pixel
Keab42: Garbage on a Thursday?
  Foxmar320: Im calling Boss has a Last Stand
 Nigouki: oh we definitely on that souls boss bullshit
 Tiber727: I think you got knocked slightly out of range
 malsareus: yet
 PawssumFable: That's true lol
n_mandrag: call the polICE - that penguin got robbed!
Tempest2097: They just go after the rudders
 Akaiatana: They also don't use missiles [cetecean needed]
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KV1NN4: Orcas have memes
 raulghoulia: those Orcas were all teens
 PawssumFable: lol
Tempest2097: Orcas have CULTURE
 droodtheozeference: The height of fashion
 Kentosaurus: which was the style at the time
 TheManaLeek: The dead salmon hat came back recently
Tempest2097: They're remarkably intelligent
  Juliamon: Now they use kelp to groom each other
 Dumori: Orca Culture is real
 Tiber727: They save the missiles for the sharks with friggin laser beams.
 CodeIndigo: orcas follow what's trending on flippr
SiegeFeathers: *tunes in right now* oh okay, we're here
 OldUncleDan: Orcas have shown to have specalized roles in areas like hunting.  And it changes from pod to pod.
 raulghoulia: Orca tiktok trend
 RocknGrohlNerd: Is G secretly in the pocket od Big Orca? 
 malsareus: there was also a theory that the Gibraltar attacks was because 1 orca matriarch was angry and had told her teens to go eff up boats
AlistorKO: dead salmon hats are always in fashion baybee
 Genie_M: Firebat is the best strategy
  TXC2: RocknGrohlNerd  the pod of big whale
  Foxmar320: I wonder if you can shoot the water ball in air
tryllebanjo: Nerf cyborka
 Dumori: G is a designated Human-Orca liaison officer highly respected land-sea ambassidor
 Didero: Misscles, emphasis on the 'miss'
 Tiber727: Imagine Fox News but for Orcas. Hear all about the foreign orcas corrupting the youth.
 rentar42: heavily armed orcas I'm okay with, water-bending? sure ...  missile barrage orca? why not. But that orca hovering in the air like that takes me right out
 PawssumFable: Dead salmon on head cause orca autism!
 malsareus: this is the Orca vatar, master of all 4 elements
 MAPBoardgames: Those Ice physics!
CuteTeaGoat: curious if you can shoot the water ball or something
 kristian_fischer: Penguin PPSH, huh?
 rentar42: what are the odds that this is the final boss and it's "game over" afterwards?
 Didero: @CuteTeaGoat I think you just have to time your dodge well
 dragon_pandaDnd: at least you found the sub-ocean
 malsareus: so far the platforming has the highest killcount
 OldUncleDan: Orcas are sharing knowledge and teaching  others on a level near pre written Humans.
Keab42: Imagine Orca memes
 Nigouki: Orca's perspective: YOU DINED
 Alahmnat: this is definitely the Dark Souls loop now, lol
KV1NN4: Yes pls!
 RocknGrohlNerd: Alex home strem I'm in
 droodtheozeference: So close
 Laserbeaks_Fury: en guard
 hieroglyphica: This game has been so shockingly good
 TehAmelie: i missed something, why can't we swim?
 Wicker_Guide: the orca
  TXC2: TehAmelie  Orca kills us
 OldUncleDan: Better Orcas rather than Dolphins.
  Juliamon: The orca is faster than we can swim
 spethycakes: One might say that in captivity, humans actively earned it
MWGNZ: orcas too busy having beef with moose
 saucemaster5000: we live or die it's an either/orca situation
 PawssumFable: I'd hurt someone too if they basically tried to make me live in a refrigerator box
jakd_in: Yeah, but good luck finding where they keep the captive humans they harm
AlistorKO: Hardcore souls-like bosses; Melenia, Madame Butterfly, Cyborka.
 hieroglyphica: I dunno, nowadays they have this thing where you swim with the orcas in the Gulf of Mexico, and they've been habituated to the drop-off of food from these boats. It's a matter of time before that kill count gets bumped to 1
 Mazrae: This music is so good
 asthanius: Murders Georg
Tempest2097: Tikilum yeah
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 ph0enix__42: or Sin's ultimate from FFX
 raulghoulia: Seal and
 dragon_pandaDnd: or the Wargreymon move
 RocknGrohlNerd: @saucemaster5000  love it, but also booo 
 ProcyonFlynn: Crazy is a strong word, determined?
 accountmadeforants: Orcas in the wild tend to have their fingerprints removed, that way none of their kills can be traced back to them
n_mandrag: I hear newsealand  is more popular then sealand. Whole hobbit movies etc.
 BITs19_: the fact that the guns stun you instantly is a little annoying to me
tryllebanjo: Maaaan
 RocknGrohlNerd: Deep orca lore here, aka lorca
 hieroglyphica: Bull!
 OldUncleDan: I dunno...  While I'm not big on folks getting kill and all that...  But keeping an Orca in captivity...  Kinda unsympathetic to all that.
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 dumbo3k: Orca got Magic Pixel'd
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  TXC2: I wonder if we needed to clear the adds on that one
 Genie_M: They did their homework really well with this game
Keab42: @rockngrohlnerd Gabriel Lorca?
tryllebanjo: Whoever said that the first run was the 'blessed run', prophet skills increased by 1!
 Didero: Zealand, Wales... what other countries have these Canadians stolen?
 UnknownFriday: Ah, and here I was thinking you meant the Principality off the coast of the UK.
 RelwinEJ: Go back far enough and they used to have people in zoos
LithelyUnshod: I'm so glad Marineland is closing
  TXC2: Didero  Canada 
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: Thanks for that quote Alex, time for the biannual watch of Happy Souls
 dumbo3k: Yeah! Use those I-Frames!
 RocknGrohlNerd: @keab42 him too
 Didero: @TXC2 Ouch, well done
 Phrawger: i left to go get groceries and just got back. is this the dark souls of happy feet
tryllebanjo: @Phrawger 
 Wicker_Guide: yes
 Phrawger: understood. proceed
 realbadatthis_: penguin with a pa pa shaw? hell yeah
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 raulghoulia: he's starting to believe
  Foxmar320: Spin move OP
  TXC2: why would we go that direction?
 MAPBoardgames: You know all those W+P games where the dev played a game and said "I could make this game."  This is the first time the dev delivered.
 OldUncleDan: This all does track though.  Orcas are the nastiest ships in "Silent Death" as well.
 RocknGrohlNerd: How is this game so good??
 bytecaster: Forgiving but not free
 dragon_pandaDnd: that remined me of unstopable chin move of the dragon
 Alahmnat: it's really impressive that a game this janky still has a combat system that works this well
 dragon_pandaDnd: from a sonic game
 bytecaster: The Orcas got it
 chanterelleton: can you shoot the whale while it's circling in the water?
 malsareus: the dolphins set up a lent-lease for the orcas
Caleb_QDC: unavoidable chin move is from the travesty that is Shadow the Hedgehog
  TXC2: Soviets had Giant squids, Allies had Dolphins
 dragon_pandaDnd: it meme from game grumps
 Didero: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/GiantSarcasticJackalPogChamp-1yJUQWoaKjRyS0Aj
 Laserbeaks_Fury: The stagger rate on power attacks might be a hair faster
  TXC2: if the documentry Red Alert 2 is to be believed
 Kentosaurus: tail doesn't seem to be part of hitbox
 bytecaster: @TXC2 It has lots of original live footage, it must be true
 CodeIndigo: so the strategy is to just.... whale on him?
  Foxmar320: So RUDE
 raulghoulia: this game still rules
 bytecaster: Thematically, this kinda feels like a MGS boss
 bytecaster: Is that member of foxhound "Gunship Orca"?
 saucemaster5000: the seal is robert muldoon in jurrasic park "....clever girl"
 droodtheozeference: Good start
 dragon_pandaDnd: you found the tech
 OldUncleDan: There are clips of Orcas baiting birds and nomming them.
 TheMerricat: I believe this is the video that Graham is referring to chat. https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/1cl0cag/orcas_hunt_seals_by_creating_artificial_waves/
 BITs19_: So I just looked it up. Orcas in captivity have killed four humans. Three of them were Tilikum. So yea, not as bad as I was lead to believe, but certainly not good
 bytecaster: Not the spinny
 niccus: does that count as a serial killer whale
 Wicker_Guide: yes
Alex_Frostfire: Sorry, sharks. The ocean's perfect killer is orcas.
 bytecaster: Might actually be better to leave him in phase 1 here anyway
 OldUncleDan: Orca baiting birds:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14wWxaMR2Mg
 Sethalidos: this boss track kinda slapps
 vingris_: @niccus No, that's parallel
  TXC2: Alex_Frostfire  oh sharks are chill compared to whales/ dolphins
  Juliamon: Sharks are just curious puppies
 droodtheozeference: Yeah!
 Jedi_Master_Zell: 
 NightValien28: we did it!!
 BITs19_: lets goooooo
 Kentosaurus:   
 PsychoI3oy: GG
 NightValien28: HAHAHA
  TXC2:    
  Foxmar320:   
 Jethrain: YES
YFiddler subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 46 months!
 A_Dub888: YEET
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 RandomTrivia: 
 margieargie:    
 accountmadeforants: 
Ned_Flandalorian: whale done!
 vinewood_og: 
warpstonewarlock: ORCA SLAUGHTERED
 icara_: 
AlistorKO: Woooo
 ghizmou: Success
 TheAinMAP: 
SiegeFeathers: sounds legit
 A_Dub888: FinalFantasyVictory.mp3
  TXC2: Friendship? Friendship again?!
CuteTeaGoat: fair
UtilityPunk:  What the heck did I tune into?
 Wicker_Guide: awesome
AlistorKO: You kicked that whale's ass! Wait, do whales have asses?
 Alahmnat: I mean...
 MAPBoardgames: I mean...
 MalFnord: Well...
 NightValien28: I mean...
  TXC2: Orca that's not true, wasps still exsist
 accountmadeforants: Fair assessment
 realbadatthis_: i mean...
 saucemaster5000: the tap dancing penguins didn't stop the humans, why not penguin wiht bat?
offbeatwitch: the hell kind of zoo
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 sephyhallow: I just woke up, looks like I missed a good one
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 NightValien28: the princess is fucking awesome
 Kentosaurus: I looked away for 1 second
Tempest2097: Hell yeah, Zoo
 Earthenone: princess dolfina
UtilityPunk: Beluga?
 PawssumFable: The albino part is that surprised you?! XD
Tempest2097: I absolutely love every choice this game makes
 Alahmnat: amazing
 NightValien28: this is the best game ever made
 accountmadeforants: Omg you can see her teeny tiny little eyes
UtilityPunk: This game is so worth it
SiegeFeathers: wait is this actually good?
 MalFnord: That needs to be airbrushed on a van
 protojman: superhero landing
Tempest2097: GET WRECKED
 sephyhallow: reverse Free Willy
  TXC2: this is like a Bollywood movie
n_mandrag: Your princess is in another arena... HAVE AT YOU!
 TheAinMAP: 
 NightValien28: omfg
Tempest2097: This game 100% rules
 MTGRanger: oh my god
 Wicker_Guide: a true successor to tomato way
Tempest2097: Remember how I said I love every choice this game makes?
Tempest2097: Yeah I am doubling down on that
 PawssumFable: I dunno if you can top tomato way
  Juliamon: that's absolutely the Mikuru Beam
 Tiber727: It's rare to see a W&P game we laugh with.
 niccus: this is a god hand boss
Alex_Frostfire: Oh no, a twins boss.
warpstonewarlock: Kage no Jutsu
Critterbot: He did a kage bunjin no jutsu. 
 accountmadeforants: The existence of Penguin-San and Penguin=San implies the existence of Penguin≡San
 Didero: Also, this one doesn't have the stun bar below his health
  TXC2: 3 ninja monte
 eric_christian_berg: Nice use of the Mirror Image spell.
  Foxmar320: ok this music slaps
 accountmadeforants:   
Tempest2097: 3 card monte?!
 Kentosaurus: why does this go so hard
 TehAmelie: turns out, they're all fakey (cause they robots)
 realbadatthis_: shell game in battle seems kinda legit
  TXC2: VoD muted me thinks 
 protojman: 
MWGNZ:     
  Foxmar320:   
 beowuuf:   
Tempest2097: This game rules 100%
 sephyhallow: Fuck yeah party music
shushu2539: is this a battle or a 90's disco dancing
Mister_BlueSky: 
AlistorKO:     
 eric_christian_berg: oonf oonf oonf
Critterbot: Yo this rules though?
UtilityPunk:  
 Chronomagistrate: Banging sounds
Tempest2097: I need a name
 jadielady: 
 awildshen: this is straight out of Furi
 JessieImproved: we in da club
fnoggchamp:   
warpstonewarlock: phase 2
 Alahmnat: pocket sand
 sephyhallow: Someone shazam this shit
 PawssumFable: I've heard it somewhere I swear
 BITs19_: this sounds like music they don't have the rights to, lol
 Chronomagistrate: Disco fight!
  TXC2: this game is free, this is wild
 dragon_pandaDnd: I cast Darkness
 TehAmelie: Lies of P is very definitely a Soulslike but not made by From. i forgot who
 MAPBoardgames: I've been to clubs like this
Aenir798: 
 jadielady:    
  Foxmar320:   
 raulghoulia: Sahzam says this called Im a FOrtnite Professional
 sephyhallow: @TXC2 THIS GAME IS FREE???
 atinyspacemarine: I need that SoundCloud link
 bytecaster: @raulghoulia This is a joke, right?
 Jedi_Master_Zell: Ninja/Penguin boss fight rave!
  TXC2: sephyhallow  so said Graham
 accountmadeforants: "Cyberpunk" by Max Brhon, which is copyright-free
 sephyhallow: @TXC2 We CAN have nice things!
 OldUncleDan: I'm pretty sure this is Royality free.  I've heard songs similar to this in some Marble racing type games (Mikan.)
 MAPBoardgames: I love that scoot backwards animation
 atinyspacemarine: Oh hell yeah
 Strebenherz: THIS IS INCREDIBLE
 Manae: I've been down in the machine shop for a bit... there are NINJAs now?
 Travilogue: Yes, the game if free, and it has a $0.99 DLC of "GOD BAT"
 TheMerricat: Shazam has claimed this is three different songs so I think it's an 'original' for the game.
Critterbot: Yo the Ninja master's moves are just like Eddy Gordo from Tekken.
 MAPBoardgames: @Manae You have some VoD watching to do.
 Incandescent_Zubat: What did I walk into? Is this the new Elden Ring?
  Foxmar320: Death only means we get to hear more of the music
  TXC2: Manae  yes, we beat the cyber orca, now we've gone to a "ZOO" to save the princess
Alex_Frostfire: "Bonice" will never not be funny.
 PawssumFable: It's a song by Max Brhon called cyberpunk
 MAPBoardgames: @Incandescent_Zubat yes.
 PawssumFable: oh you got it already lol
 TheMerricat: For chat - https://store.steampowered.com/app/2513890/The_PenguinGame_2_Lies_of_Penguin/
  Foxmar320:   
 accountmadeforants: @TheMerricat Cyberpunk by Max Brhon seems correct, though. (I listened to a bit of it)
 realbadatthis_: I wasn't in chat but that ninja track was Max Brhon - Cyberpunk
 Travilogue: "A bat for supporter of the arts who are full of generosity and benevolence. Unlocks one type of weapon that can be equipped at Camp Ice. A wonderful title screen is added.  ※ This does not change or add the contents of the overall game other than one type of weapon."
  Foxmar320: That pose reminds me of Heather from Silent Hill 3
 PawssumFable: https://youtu.be/iqoNoU-rm14?si=400LmSJFOOgk8VSB
 PawssumFable: It's copyright free
 empyreon:   
  Foxmar320: 
shushu2539: 
 MAPBoardgames:    
 sethtriggs: Great music heh
 Wicker_Guide: found the same as PawssumFable. its a copyright free techno song
AlistorKO:     
 bytecaster:   
 accountmadeforants: I'm just amazed this game manages to have such compelling bosses
 TheMerricat: @accountmadeforants I'll buy it, that was one of the songs it claimed it was. Along with "I'm a Fortnight professional"
 beowuuf: @realbadatthis_ thank you!
 accountmadeforants: There was one in the base-game, too. The twins
 sephyhallow: Dang this bat is way better
 PawssumFable: I'm gonna have to look up this artist on Bandcamp, because if this is what they
 PawssumFable: What they gave away!?
 Didero: That's a lotta laser
 dragon_pandaDnd: laser everywhere
 Jethrain: that was *amazing*
  Foxmar320: Opps all good games
 realbadatthis_: @beowuuf no problem
Critterbot: Found a diamond in the rough.
 SymphonySolstice: that's going in the hall of fame
 Sacrenos: !next
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 JessieImproved: Trash to Treasure
 PsychoI3oy:  
AlistorKO: Take care!
 TehAmelie: good hustle team
Riandisa: Thanks for the stream
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 beowuuf: early morning accidentally good game
  TXC2: thanks for streaming Graham and Alex
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 sephyhallow: Despite being a good game: fun stream!
 spethycakes: Thanks for penguining!
DoodlestheGreat: And we have been entertained!
 bytecaster: This was great!
 jadielady: thanks y'all!
shushu2539:  
 hieroglyphica: Thanks for stream! I work nights so this is one of the ones I can see
 PawssumFable: Diamond in the rough are some of my fave watch and plays, glad I caught it live today
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  Foxmar320: Thanks for streaming guys
 TehAmelie: maybe even. . .Commodore Hustle
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 Strebenherz: I would watch that as a lets play
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 sethtriggs: THanks for great stream!
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 accountmadeforants: @PawssumFable No bandcamp, but they do have a Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/music-maxb
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 L0rdX33n: love you both
 Alahmnat: this was a delightful stream, thanks guys!
  Foxmar320:   
 Didero: Thanks for the stream!
 ContingentCat: !advice
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 TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
 TehAmelie: okaybyeee
 icara_:   
 NimrodXIV: am Alex okay
 Nigouki: 
 empyreon: 
 beowuuf:  
 RandomTrivia: Thanks for the stream, Graham and Alex!  
 accountmadeforants: This was a great stream, I wish Penguin game maker person all the best in the future
 realbadatthis_: i know how the highlights are going to end I think
 A_Dub888: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/LachrymoseRoundWolverineUncleNox-pBIHFFiPsjzW8OLR
DoodlestheGreat: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/LovelyPuzzledMangoTBTacoRight-iXXPNzZjO43-h1e9
 accountmadeforants: Penguin 3 is gonna be sick. (Here's hoping for Shin Megami Tensei: Penguin 3)
 Alahmnat: just the yell version https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ZanyUninterestedHorseradishVoHiYo-Ql7HkCKHZpRN_0bS
 accountmadeforants: Ah, and there is DLC for this game. It's a 99 cent GOD BAT. (All the reviews are positive, most of them are just the word GOD BAT repeated several times.)
 TehAmelie: ah, pay-to-win is it?
 TehAmelie: i sure hope there's different categories of speedruns for that one
 TehAmelie: apropos nothing, My Summer Car is on sale if any fans of Alex streams haven't still got it
 accountmadeforants: One of the more articulate reviews says "Loved it, very worth it if you're struggling. ", so I assume it is pay-to-win, yes. (Or rather, pay-to-have-an-easy-mode)
 TehAmelie: i mean it's a pretty cute concept when you limit it to a dollar
 TehAmelie: i like the games that use DLC to make Steam pay-what-you-want. like they say "this DLC does literally nothing, it's just the way Steam has to work if you want to give the devs some special appreciation"
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