Joalni: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRRMtG (It's the final week of our Final Fantasy Sealed League! This weeks players: Kathleen, Serge & Cori! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Thu 01:00 PM PDT (9m from now).
Spades_Slicc: aw we never get Cam on stream for this league?
Spades_Slicc: I wanna see squall get forcefed the same cup of ramen 20 times
TXC2: CONTACT
Spades_Slicc: They're playing contact magic?
Earthenone:
Sorator13: Oh hey, good timing! Just finished watching the Magic Pentathlon video
Juliamon: Yes, it's an adventure
TXC2: ^
Sorator13: I didn't put enough stock into the title, clearly
jacqui_lantern234:
WELL WELL WELL!!!!! if it any a beautiful group of wonderful friends whomst i love beyond measure!!!!! 
TXC2: remember when "on CD-ROM" was a selling point ?
TXC2: hello jacqui_lantern234 welcome
jacqui_lantern234: @TXC2 ....thanks for the pills reminder
TXC2:
happy to help 
TXC2: Here we GO!
Juliamon: I hope Serge's brain isn't too fried
TXC2: Hello Kathleen, Cori and Serge
TXC2: !cardkingdom
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Sorator13: Oh, was Serge doing more Blue Prince this morning?
jacqui_lantern234:
here we go LRRM-TUG 
Juliamon: he was indeed
TXC2: !patreon
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Sorator13: Kathleen, you are excellent at entertaining me
TXC2: !dragonshield
TXC2: !leaguestandings
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TXC2: hello Voice of James
Chesul: I'm a little sad that we're not going to get to see Cam's deck.
Sorator13: Yeah, this was great
jacqui_lantern234: @Sorator13 youre great!!!
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DudelidouX: What, hindsight?
MajorFrostbyte: Just admit it you cowards, Cam and Nelson are bosses
Chesul: This was absolutely wonderful, it gives a plot that you can follow, which is awesome.
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LRRbot: Goobbue Gardener [1G] | Creature — Plant Beast [1/3] | {T}: Add {G}.
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Cptasparagus: show curve streamer
LRRbot: Gysahl Greens [1G] | Sorcery | Create a 2/2 green Bird creature token with "Whenever a land you control enters, this token gets +1/+0 until end of turn." / Flashback {6}{G}
TXC2:
pro tip about Tidus, he taps blockers, this is something I have lost lethal forgetting
LRRbot: Gongaga, Reactor Town | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {R} or {G}.
LRRbot: Vaan, Street Thief [2R] | Legendary Creature — Human Scout [2/2] | Whenever one or more Scouts, Pirates, and/or Rogues you control deal combat damage to a player, exile the top card of that player's library. You may cast it. If you don't, create a Treasure token. / Whenever you cast a spell you don't own, put a +1/+1 counter on each Scout, Pirate, and Rogue you control.
Diabore: its a ragavin
Diabore: raga-vaan
Twilight_Spark: Seems like a lot.
LRRbot: Chocobo Kick [1G] | Sorcery | Kicker—Return a land you control to its owner's hand. / Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature an opponent controls. If this spell was kicked, the creature you control deals twice that much damage instead.
TXC2: Serge being the music man today
LRRbot: Summon: Fenrir [2G] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Wolf [3/2] | I — Crescent Fang — Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / II — Heavenward Howl — When you next cast a creature spell this turn, that creature enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it. / III — Ecliptic Growl — Draw a card if you control the creature with the greatest power or tied for the greatest power.
Mindfire13: I had a Vaan in my prerelease deck. The most he did is make a few treasures and exile a Summon: Knight of Round.
Grimnus: Serge going full speed
TheDevil_Risen: howdy Cori and Serge
TheDevil_Risen: heya chat
TXC2: hello TheDevil_Risen welcome
PorpoisesUnknown: is that the One Piece Snail noise Cori?
jacqui_lantern234: good wisdom, cori
LRRbot: Weapons Vendor [3W] | Creature — Human Artificer [2/2] | When this creature enters, draw a card. / At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you control an Equipment, you may pay {1}. When you do, attach target Equipment you control to target creature you control.
Sorator13: Ba
LRRbot: Zell Dincht [2R] | Legendary Creature — Human Monk [0/3] | You may play an additional land on each of your turns. / Zell Dincht gets +1/+0 for each land you control. / At the beginning of your end step, return a land you control to its owner's hand.
LRRbot: Goobbue Gardener [1G] | Creature — Plant Beast [1/3] | {T}: Add {G}.
TheDevil_Risen:
hai 
on tech
LRRbot: Seifer Almasy [3R] | Legendary Creature — Human Knight [3/4] | Whenever a creature you control attacks alone, it gains double strike until end of turn. / Fire Cross — Whenever Seifer Almasy deals combat damage to a player, you may cast target instant or sorcery card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard without paying its mana cost. If that spell would be put into your graveyard, exile it instead.
TheDevil_Risen: awoo!
LRRbot: Sazh's Chocobo [G] | Creature — Bird [0/1] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
LRRbot: Sabotender [1R] | Creature — Plant [2/1] | Reach / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.
LRRbot: Reach the Horizon [3G] | Sorcery | Search your library for up to two basic land cards and/or Town cards with different names, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
TXC2: indeed 5/2
TheMerricat: So this is not a comment on Serge's deck because I know they are playing 'for fun' and it was a sealed draft, but can I say chocobo decks are a fucking plague on MTGA. Every other deck I've played against since this set released was chocobo and completely unfun to play against.
TXC2: it's been interesting how often 3 colour decks show up in limited, in spite of the lack of support for 3 colours
TXC2: TheMerricat which format?
TheMerricat: Alchemy and Standard.
Sorator13:
I think she'd lose in 4, actually 
TheMerricat: And Jump In, which was worse.
LRRbot: Prompto Argentum [1R] | Legendary Creature — Human Scout [2/2] | Haste / Selfie Shot — Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, if at least four mana was spent to cast it, create a Treasure token.
LRRbot: PuPu UFO [2] | Artifact Creature — Construct Alien [0/4] | Flying / {T}: You may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield. / {3}: Until end of turn, this creature's base power becomes equal to the number of Towns you control.
GhostValv: heh
Diabore: he gonna prompto-ly punch you in the mouth
TXC2:
TheMerricat really? and yet I was told that standard was nothing but mono-red/ Izzet
JKBalch: Thank you for the information Serge
TheMerricat: @TXC2 I think if I ever was allowed to win enough to get to a rank where meta counted....
TheDevil_Risen:
TXC2: clap clap clap
lamina5432:
LRRbot: Lunatic Pandora [1] | Legendary Artifact | {2}, {T}: Surveil 1. / {6}, {T}, Sacrifice Lunatic Pandora: Destroy target nonland permanent.
Diabore: not a rock by magic terminology
LRRbot: Scorpion Sentinel [1U] | Artifact Creature — Robot Scorpion [1/4] | As long as you control seven or more lands, this creature gets +3/+0.
LRRbot: Sazh's Chocobo [G] | Creature — Bird [0/1] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
TXC2: TheMerricat touché
protojman: Cori why- actually this is ok
accountmadeforants: I don't know why it's called a UFO, it's not unidentified, it's clearly a PuPu FO.
LRRbot: Chocobo Kick [1G] | Sorcery | Kicker—Return a land you control to its owner's hand. / Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature an opponent controls. If this spell was kicked, the creature you control deals twice that much damage instead.
PorpoisesUnknown: thats pretty neat
Chesul: That's a fun interaction, yeah.
Sorator13: @accountmadeforants well, we didn't know it was PuPu until it crashed
TheDevil_Risen: yeah youd float the mana
TheDevil_Risen: then cast it, return the land, respond with pupup
TheDevil_Risen: that works'
TheMerricat: Would it have been two or more since it was another landfall?
PorpoisesUnknown: Yeah I use Harrow in my Choco deck as a combat trick. Its kinda similar
TheDevil_Risen: the mana for choko kick to start with
TXC2: TheMerricat he counted the landfall
LRRbot: Tidus, Blitzball Star [1WU] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior [2/1] | Whenever an artifact you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on Tidus. / Whenever Tidus attacks, tap target creature an opponent controls.
TheDevil_Risen: but yeah it works either way
Bruceski: What a mensch
LRRbot: The Earth Crystal [2GG] | Legendary Artifact | Green spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. / If one or more +1/+1 counters would be put on a creature you control, twice that many +1/+1 counters are put on that creature instead. / {4}{G}{G}, {T}: Distribute two +1/+1 counters among one or two target creatures you control.
TheMerricat: @TXC2 The reason I ask is because kicked chocobo kick does double damage, so if he dropped another land in, doesn't that mean it does 4, not 2?
TheDevil_Risen: Serge had a god tier Blue prince run today
Mr_Bitterness: I was gonna mention his Blue Prince success
lamina5432: dang I was napping and missed it
TheDevil_Risen: hahahaha
Scarbble: good joke streamer
PorpoisesUnknown: I'll get the credit card
TheDevil_Risen: nice James
JKBalch: What a threat
protojman:
TXC2: TheMerricat indeed it does, but I suspect Serge wanted to use it to get an extra landfall trigger because it helps long term with the bird
LRRbot: Vaan, Street Thief [2R] | Legendary Creature — Human Scout [2/2] | Whenever one or more Scouts, Pirates, and/or Rogues you control deal combat damage to a player, exile the top card of that player's library. You may cast it. If you don't, create a Treasure token. / Whenever you cast a spell you don't own, put a +1/+1 counter on each Scout, Pirate, and Rogue you control.
Mr_Bitterness: Vaan, we have Titus at home
TXC2:
I've slept like 11 hours....over the last week
MajorFrostbyte: draw for enterity
PorpoisesUnknown: that's a big BIRD
Sorator13: draw for eternity?
Grimnus: Big birb
LRRbot: Reach the Horizon [3G] | Sorcery | Search your library for up to two basic land cards and/or Town cards with different names, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
lamina5432: I didn't sleep until serge started streaming and fell asleep to his dulcet tones
Mr_Bitterness: Imagine how big Sazh's afro has to be to hold that bird
TXC2:
Sazh's chocobo is belligerent
goombalax: i heard Sausage Chocobo
Sorator13: Bryzgalov, my beloved!
LRRbot: Seifer Almasy [3R] | Legendary Creature — Human Knight [3/4] | Whenever a creature you control attacks alone, it gains double strike until end of turn. / Fire Cross — Whenever Seifer Almasy deals combat damage to a player, you may cast target instant or sorcery card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard without paying its mana cost. If that spell would be put into your graveyard, exile it instead.
Sorator13: He *would* love chocobos
TXC2: bird never get more voluminous, just denser
PorpoisesUnknown: Consider the PuPu FLUSHED
LRRbot: Nibelheim Aflame [2RR] | Sorcery | Choose target creature you control. It deals damage equal to its power to each other creature. If this spell was cast from a graveyard, discard your hand and draw four cards. / Flashback {5}{R}{R}
ForOhForError: Cho-Co-Roth!
Sorator13: That chocobo just destroyed an entire town!
JKBalch: Chocobo used Peck. It was super effective!
TheDevil_Risen: haha Serge
Sorator13: tittus???
PorpoisesUnknown: "killed the tit-us" lmfao
Juliamon: There's more than 2
Papperslappen: Biggus tittus?
DeM0nFiRe:
Cptasparagus: Tidussy
Snowwraith: I think it's been voiced both ways at various points.
PorpoisesUnknown: Ass? I thought Serge hit coris tit-us lmfao
ForOhForError: Oddly enough it's pronounced "Cloud"
MajorFrostbyte: Battle Birb
Juliamon: it's pronounced [crazed forced laughter]
TheDevil_Risen: hahahaha
TheDevil_Risen: rotato the players
Sorator13: @Juliamon ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
TXC2: Juliamon get out of here Kefka!
TheDevil_Risen:
!
DeM0nFiRe:
TXC2: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe refresh your drink, take your meds, or go to the toilet if you need to. Don't forget to wash your hands!
Lord_Hosk: We are taking the Hosklings out for Icecream for the last day of school! The first time we did it, it was because we were moving across the state and they were so upset they were crying getting in the car at the end of the day. the next year Covid hit schools shut down and everything was uncertain, the year after that they associated it with end of school... not trauma... and asked to go out so we went with it.
Sorator13: @Lord_Hosk nice!! I hope everyone has fun!
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TXC2: hello Raiders
Lord_Hosk: Welcome Raiders! we will be right back from break
TXC2: And we're back
TheDevil_Risen: Mic 5
Lord_Hosk: Mic 5
goombalax: mute
TXC2: LoadingReadyRun no sound
Makimachine: What? Huh?
sporkraptor: no good, can't hear you
narset6691: oh no im deaf!
TheDevil_Risen: back
sporkraptor: can hear you now!
TXC2: there it is
protojman:
jamuraa:
Voidhawk42: mute
TXC2: Voidhawk42 should be fixed now
TXC2: !leaguestandings
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sporkraptor: daaaaamn, can we see Cam vs. Nelson??
TehAmelie: points? in this economy? nah i think they're all winners
JKBalch: We would like a Cam and Nelson christman
TXC2:
have them on in the background during Live
LRRbot: Crossroads Village | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. As it enters, choose a color. / {T}: Add one mana of the chosen color.
TehAmelie: that's a double cross roads!
AppaYiipYiip: bonjour !
LRRbot: Instant Ramen [2] | Artifact — Food | Flash / When this artifact enters, draw a card. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.
TXC2: "I land? you mean Ireland?" "Aye, it's I's"
TheDevil_Risen: i'm having shin ramen right now
TheDevil_Risen:
AppaYiipYiip: @TheDevil_Risen same KEKW
LRRbot: Ninja's Blades [2B] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +1/+1, is a Ninja in addition to its other types, and has "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card, then discard a card. That player loses life equal to the discarded card's mana value." / Mutsunokami — Equip {2}
LRRbot: Thunder Magic [R] | Instant | Tiered / • Thunder — {0} — Thunder Magic deals 2 damage to target creature. / • Thundara — {3} — Thunder Magic deals 4 damage to target creature. / • Thundaga — {5}{R} — Thunder Magic deals 8 damage to target creature.
TXC2: I think there's a hero token for each job
LRRbot: Seifer Almasy [3R] | Legendary Creature — Human Knight [3/4] | Whenever a creature you control attacks alone, it gains double strike until end of turn. / Fire Cross — Whenever Seifer Almasy deals combat damage to a player, you may cast target instant or sorcery card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard without paying its mana cost. If that spell would be put into your graveyard, exile it instead.
JKBalch: That ninja is really fast. But not as fast as lightning
PorpoisesUnknown: Can I root for both players to win?
TXC2: always
LRRbot: Squall, SeeD Mercenary [2WB] | Legendary Creature — Human Knight Mercenary [3/4] | Rough Divide — Whenever a creature you control attacks alone, it gains double strike until end of turn. / Whenever Squall deals combat damage to a player, return target permanent card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
silent_sol: Damn canon face off
Mr_Bitterness: Queue the Liberi Fatali
TXC2: fill this boy man with Raman
BrowneePointz: it's cuz they're rivals in the same game
Mr_Bitterness: The opening cutscene is them fighting, which gives them both their facial scars
timetwister7: yes, additonal costs are allowed, have to pay the mana
Sorator13: I'm almost certain you can cast the tiered spells, yeah
goombalax: its like kicker
ForOhForError: yeah they hate each other so bad
Tonemanzero: Their scars are from the fight
TXC2: it's like when you need to sack something in addition
LRRbot: Insomnia, Crown City | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {W} or {B}.
ForOhForError: though I guess it's mostly a Seifer-side issue, Squall doesn't really do... having characterization in the first half of the game
LRRbot: Fate of the Sun-Cryst [4W] | Instant | This spell costs {2} less to cast if it targets a tapped creature. / Destroy target nonland permanent.
goombalax: ah, the city that never sleeps
silent_sol: Wait shouldnt they have traded?
LRRbot: Coeurl [1W] | Creature — Cat Beast [2/2] | {1}{W}, {T}: Tap target nonenchantment creature.
PorpoisesUnknown: I really like Kathleens sleeves
MrPipboy3000: @silent_sol Squall only getsDS on attacks
Jet_Almighty: The attacker had advantage of doule strike
jamuraa: Seifer ad double-strike and Squall did not
LRRbot: Noctis, Prince of Lucis [1WUB] | Legendary Creature — Human Noble [4/3] | Lifelink / You may cast artifact spells from your graveyard by paying 3 life in addition to paying their other costs. If you cast a spell this way, that artifact enters with a finality counter on it.
silent_sol: Oh yeah mbad
Lord_Hosk:
@PorpoisesUnknown its where she keeps here armies 
LRRbot: Light of Judgment [4R] | Instant | Light of Judgment deals 6 damage to target creature. Destroy up to one Equipment attached to that creature.
Jet_Almighty: Kefka devastation
Sorator13: @Lord_Hosk oh... oh that was good
LRRbot: Fight On! [2B] | Instant | Return up to two target creature cards from your graveyard to your hand.
PorpoisesUnknown: @Lord_Hosk hahahaha and where she keeps all those copies of "Cheaty-face" lmao
LRRbot: Weapons Vendor [3W] | Creature — Human Artificer [2/2] | When this creature enters, draw a card. / At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you control an Equipment, you may pay {1}. When you do, attach target Equipment you control to target creature you control.
LRRbot: Chromatic Lantern [3] | Artifact | Lands you control have "{T}: Add one mana of any color." / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
Bruceski: The Boys are Back (and there's a Town)
TheDevil_Risen:
finished watching the EDSC, was really good thanks Kathleen and Serge! (and nelly/wheeler/paul in spirit)
LRRbot: The Darkness Crystal [2BB] | Legendary Artifact | Black spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. / If a nontoken creature an opponent controls would die, instead exile it and you gain 2 life. / {4}{B}{B}, {T}: Put target creature card exiled with The Darkness Crystal onto the battlefield tapped under your control with two additional +1/+1 counters on it.
LRRbot: Squall, SeeD Mercenary [2WB] | Legendary Creature — Human Knight Mercenary [3/4] | Rough Divide — Whenever a creature you control attacks alone, it gains double strike until end of turn. / Whenever Squall deals combat damage to a player, return target permanent card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
LRRbot: White Auracite [2WW] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until this artifact leaves the battlefield. / {T}: Add {W}.
Jethrain: they replaced squall with a plank of auracite!
TheMerricat: @Jethrain So I know Wiggins and Graham were looking for the webcomic that made that joke, did anyone ever find it?
Sorator13:
DMGlol: auracite on auracite violence
Sorator13: @TheMerricat nope!
DMGlol: ff14
Jet_Almighty: Auracite of holding
Sorator13: In 14? No, not really.
QuixoticScrivener: we heard you like aurocite
LRRbot: Fate of the Sun-Cryst [4W] | Instant | This spell costs {2} less to cast if it targets a tapped creature. / Destroy target nonland permanent.
shamblingkrenshar: I don't think anyone has tried before.
MintChocDoublin: Auriception
TXC2: oh anything could happen in 14
Sorator13: 12 has some auracite-on-auracite action, I think? but it's not the same
LRRbot: Vayne's Treachery [1B] | Instant | Kicker—Sacrifice an artifact or creature. / Target creature gets −2/−2 until end of turn. If this spell was kicked, that creature gets −6/−6 until end of turn instead.
BrowneePointz: Coeurl! That kills people Cooooeeuuuuurl
LRRbot: Retrieve the Esper [3U] | Sorcery | Create a 3/3 blue Robot Warrior artifact creature token. Then if this spell was cast from a graveyard, put two +1/+1 counters on that token. / Flashback {5}{U}
Tonemanzero: In XIV Auracite can capture souls iirc but not much else
BrowneePointz: It doesn't TECHNICALLY go there Cori, it's just useful visual shorthand
BrowneePointz: it's "in exile" but it's easier offloading to just tuck it under the thing that can bring it back
LRRbot: Dwarven Castle Guard [1W] | Creature — Dwarf Soldier [2/1] | When this creature dies, create a 1/1 colorless Hero creature token.
BrowneePointz: we're Pet Semetary now
LRRbot: The Darkness Crystal [2BB] | Legendary Artifact | Black spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. / If a nontoken creature an opponent controls would die, instead exile it and you gain 2 life. / {4}{B}{B}, {T}: Put target creature card exiled with The Darkness Crystal onto the battlefield tapped under your control with two additional +1/+1 counters on it.
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Twilight_Spark: Is that what grad students mean when they talk about the 2 body problem?
Arboille: coerl comes in tapped no?
TXC2: one is Robot wars, the other is battle bots
TheMerricat: @Arboille According to the card text yes.
Gekyouryuu: Don't forget they're double sided
Sorator13: the foil one gets the tokens!
BrowneePointz: it's okay Serge. Apparently they almost gave us triple sided cards for Edge of Eternities
BrowneePointz: *almost*
Sorator13: @BrowneePointz ...how??
LRRbot: Noctis, Prince of Lucis [1WUB] | Legendary Creature — Human Noble [4/3] | Lifelink / You may cast artifact spells from your graveyard by paying 3 life in addition to paying their other costs. If you cast a spell this way, that artifact enters with a finality counter on it.
TheMerricat: As a digital player, do people sleeve their tokens or are they 'common' enough that no one really bothers?
BrowneePointz: @Sorator13 probably kamigawa 2 sices with a backside
Sorator13: @BrowneePointz ohh, that would make sense. I did love the Kamigawa flip cards.
LRRbot: Sharlayan, Nation of Scholars | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {W} or {U}.
BrowneePointz: 2 sides*
TXC2: TheMerricat depends on the tokens, some are kinda rare
Twilight_Spark: Hmm, but what internet community would contain a concentration of people who enjoy road trips?
goombalax: @TheMerricat mostly no but I have a couple custom ones that are sleeved
MintChocDoublin:
I for one love how as soon as serge asked for tokens to become more uniform. Every white 1/1 is a soldier then bloomburrow came out with all the card specific offspring tokens
Luminaire_p: @Sorator13 Apparently they were looking into extra thick "book cards" as a one per pack
realbadatthis_: @TheMerricat Depends. Some people sleeve their tokens in a sleeve that is the color of the creature or assigned "group" of tokens to speed up search times.
Sorator13: @Luminaire_p Thicc cards seems like a mistake when the thickness of cards *needs* to be uniform within a given deck
LRRbot: Ninja's Blades [2B] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +1/+1, is a Ninja in addition to its other types, and has "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card, then discard a card. That player loses life equal to the discarded card's mana value." / Mutsunokami — Equip {2}
Sorator13: @TheMerricat yeah, I don't see how that would work in a MtG deck
Luminaire_p: @TheMerricat Yeah, that was one of the sparks for the idea according to the interview
silent_sol: Ninja dwarf
Manitu_25: wow I really like kathleens noctis commander deck :3
Gekyouryuu: Chat, i have just passed the house that I've previously said had 4 baby kittens. There are now 5.
LRRbot: Dion, Bahamut's Dominant [3W] (back: Bahamut, Warden of Light) | Legendary Creature — Human Noble Knight [3/3] | Dragonfire Dive — During your turn, Dion and other Knights you control have flying. / When Dion enters, create a 2/2 white Knight creature token. / {4}{W}{W}, {T}: Exile Dion, then return it to the battlefield transformed under its owner's control. Activate only as a sorcery.
LRRbot: Bahamut, Warden of Light (front: Dion, Bahamut's Dominant) | Legendary Enchantment Creature — Saga Dragon [5/5] | I, II — Wings of Light — Put a +1/+1 counter on each other creature you control. Those creatures gain flying until end of turn. / III — Gigaflare — Destroy target permanent. Exile Bahamut, then return it to the battlefield. / Flying
sporkraptor: @Gekyouryuu aaaaa kittanz
Luminaire_p: But right now he just brings Terence along
TXC2:
Sorator13 companions 
Kentosaurus: @TheMerricat I sometimes sleeve my tokens in a different color sleeve, so that I don't accidentally shuffle them into my deck
LRRbot: Ninja's Blades [2B] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +1/+1, is a Ninja in addition to its other types, and has "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card, then discard a card. That player loses life equal to the discarded card's mana value." / Mutsunokami — Equip {2}
LRRbot: Crossroads Village | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. As it enters, choose a color. / {T}: Add one mana of the chosen color.
TheMerricat:
I can see Kathleen's party in my head, they all pass around the one ninja blade they have as the AP system runs so they each get a turn with the weapon. 
LRRbot: Bahamut, Warden of Light (front: Dion, Bahamut's Dominant) | Legendary Enchantment Creature — Saga Dragon [5/5] | I, II — Wings of Light — Put a +1/+1 counter on each other creature you control. Those creatures gain flying until end of turn. / III — Gigaflare — Destroy target permanent. Exile Bahamut, then return it to the battlefield. / Flying
Lord_Hosk: This is why you never put more than 7 lands in your deck... You never need more than 7 land unless you are playing eldrazi
Gekyouryuu: This is when cori reveals one of her bonus packs for a week was one of the secret lairs and she has Cyclonic Rift
Lord_Hosk: its a scientific fact
TheMerricat:
@Lord_Hosk You say this, and then I spend an entire day playing with all but two of my land at the exact bottom of my deck.
Lord_Hosk: You need to put more points into luck next time you level up
Sorator13: @Lord_Hosk man, I wish I could just level up
Ukon_Cairns: warden of light does not manage to empower the darkness crystal, not that way at least.
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LRRbot: Restoration Magic [W] | Instant | Tiered / • Cure — {0} — Target permanent gains hexproof and indestructible until end of turn. / • Cura — {1} — Target permanent gains hexproof and indestructible until end of turn. You gain 3 life. / • Curaga — {3}{W} — Permanents you control gain hexproof and indestructible until end of turn. You gain 6 life.
BrowneePointz: As much as I dislike 16 being "Aura Farming-the Game" Dion's fight IS pretty grandiose
goombalax: resto is 5 mana with 2 W
LRRbot: Ultros, Obnoxious Octopus [1U] | Legendary Creature — Octopus [2/1] | Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, if at least four mana was spent to cast it, tap target creature an opponent controls and put a stun counter on it. / Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, if at least eight mana was spent to cast it, put eight +1/+1 counters on Ultros.
Sorator13: it has art, that's a good sign?
Ukon_Cairns: having not actually seen Game of Thrones, 16 being "Game of Thrones with Kaiju battles" was amusing
JKBalch: Very fun game
TXC2: right chat I'm off
TheMerricat: Night @TXC2 !!
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Cori, Kathleen, Serge and James on tech
Bruceski: There's so many legendaries in this set. Some of them are bigger deals then others but the requirement to notice when one hits the table, I think, contributes heavily to the haymaker thing.
silent_sol: I think are both likely bc i always get one after the other
LRRbot: Crossroads Village | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. As it enters, choose a color. / {T}: Add one mana of the chosen color.
sporkraptor: take me home, mountain go
LRRbot: Dwarven Castle Guard [1W] | Creature — Dwarf Soldier [2/1] | When this creature dies, create a 1/1 colorless Hero creature token.
Bruceski: The most common hand, of fourse, is three idlands and four double-black cards. Even when playing RW.
LRRbot: Captain Lannery Storm [2R] | Legendary Creature — Human Pirate [2/2] | Haste / Whenever Captain Lannery Storm attacks, create a Treasure token. / Whenever you sacrifice a Treasure, Captain Lannery Storm gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
LRRbot: Black Mage's Rod [1B] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +1/+0, has "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent," and is a Wizard in addition to its other types. / Equip {3}
LRRbot: Dion, Bahamut's Dominant [3W] (back: Bahamut, Warden of Light) | Legendary Creature — Human Noble Knight [3/3] | Dragonfire Dive — During your turn, Dion and other Knights you control have flying. / When Dion enters, create a 2/2 white Knight creature token. / {4}{W}{W}, {T}: Exile Dion, then return it to the battlefield transformed under its owner's control. Activate only as a sorcery.
Bugberry: dion on dion action
realbadatthis_: !card squal, SeeD
LRRbot: Squall, SeeD Mercenary [2WB] | Legendary Creature — Human Knight Mercenary [3/4] | Rough Divide — Whenever a creature you control attacks alone, it gains double strike until end of turn. / Whenever Squall deals combat damage to a player, return target permanent card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
LRRbot: Overkill [2B] | Instant | Target creature gets −0/−9999 until end of turn.
TristalMTG: One from the Rod?
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MajorFrostbyte: She did say to only not kill Tootus
LRRbot: White Auracite [2WW] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until this artifact leaves the battlefield. / {T}: Add {W}.
TristalMTG: why did Kathleen take one from her own Rod
LRRbot: The Regalia [4] | Legendary Artifact — Vehicle [4/4] | Haste / Whenever The Regalia attacks, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a land card. Put that card onto the battlefield tapped and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. / Crew 1
ELD_Winterlight: I had the car at the PPR and it was indeed very good
Snowwraith: I have a won a game by putting Bahamut in the car.
LRRbot: Ice Flan [4UU] | Creature — Elemental Ooze [5/4] | When this creature enters, tap target artifact or creature an opponent controls. Put a stun counter on it. / Islandcycling {2}
ELD_Winterlight: Chocobos go really well with the car, too
Flyingdelorion: Hm, why not the regalia?
LRRbot: Suplex [1R] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Suplex deals 3 damage to target creature. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead. / • Exile target artifact.
Flyingdelorion: hm that's why!
johnnylongtorso: suplexing a mode of transportation, meme-adjacent
Bugberry: Like something out of Street Fighter. Zangief smacking the car around.
LRRbot: Gaelicat [2W] | Creature — Cat [1/3] | Flying, vigilance / As long as you control two or more artifacts, this creature gets +2/+0.
CuteTeaGoat: confuse that cat so it'll cast Float on you
LRRbot: Prompto Argentum [1R] | Legendary Creature — Human Scout [2/2] | Haste / Selfie Shot — Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, if at least four mana was spent to cast it, create a Treasure token.
BrowneePointz: Prompto WOULD lose the Regalia
LRRbot: Retrieve the Esper [3U] | Sorcery | Create a 3/3 blue Robot Warrior artifact creature token. Then if this spell was cast from a graveyard, put two +1/+1 counters on that token. / Flashback {5}{U}
Bugberry: Dude Where's Our Car?
TristalMTG: Prompto and Captain Lannery Storm are best bros
LRRbot: Vayne's Treachery [1B] | Instant | Kicker—Sacrifice an artifact or creature. / Target creature gets −2/−2 until end of turn. If this spell was kicked, that creature gets −6/−6 until end of turn instead.
LRRbot: Captain Lannery Storm [2R] | Legendary Creature — Human Pirate [2/2] | Haste / Whenever Captain Lannery Storm attacks, create a Treasure token. / Whenever you sacrifice a Treasure, Captain Lannery Storm gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
silent_sol: wel she gets 2 mana
LRRbot: Retrieve the Esper [3U] | Sorcery | Create a 3/3 blue Robot Warrior artifact creature token. Then if this spell was cast from a graveyard, put two +1/+1 counters on that token. / Flashback {5}{U}
LRRbot: Fate of the Sun-Cryst [4W] | Instant | This spell costs {2} less to cast if it targets a tapped creature. / Destroy target nonland permanent.
LRRbot: Zack Fair [W] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [0/1] | Zack Fair enters with a +1/+1 counter on it. / {1}, Sacrifice Zack Fair: Target creature you control gains indestructible until end of turn. Put Zack Fair's counters on that creature and attach an Equipment that was attached to Zack Fair to that creature.
Coloneljesus: hey all
LRRbot: Crossroads Village | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. As it enters, choose a color. / {T}: Add one mana of the chosen color.
LRRbot: Swamp | Basic Land — Swamp |
LRRbot: Black Mage's Rod [1B] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +1/+0, has "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent," and is a Wizard in addition to its other types. / Equip {3}
LRRbot: Suplex [1R] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Suplex deals 3 damage to target creature. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead. / • Exile target artifact.
LRRbot: Ninja's Blades [2B] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +1/+1, is a Ninja in addition to its other types, and has "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card, then discard a card. That player loses life equal to the discarded card's mana value." / Mutsunokami — Equip {2}
LRRbot: Coeurl [1W] | Creature — Cat Beast [2/2] | {1}{W}, {T}: Tap target nonenchantment creature.
johnnylongtorso: Rick Grimes' son
PorpoisesUnknown: Coeurl, Son of GRIMES
LRRbot: Squall, SeeD Mercenary [2WB] | Legendary Creature — Human Knight Mercenary [3/4] | Rough Divide — Whenever a creature you control attacks alone, it gains double strike until end of turn. / Whenever Squall deals combat damage to a player, return target permanent card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Flyingdelorion: oopsie
LRRbot: Dion, Bahamut's Dominant [3W] (back: Bahamut, Warden of Light) | Legendary Creature — Human Noble Knight [3/3] | Dragonfire Dive — During your turn, Dion and other Knights you control have flying. / When Dion enters, create a 2/2 white Knight creature token. / {4}{W}{W}, {T}: Exile Dion, then return it to the battlefield transformed under its owner's control. Activate only as a sorcery.
LRRbot: Crossroads Village | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. As it enters, choose a color. / {T}: Add one mana of the chosen color.
johnnylongtorso: it taps for island
LRRbot: Ice Magic [1U] | Instant | Tiered / • Blizzard — {0} — Return target creature to its owner's hand. / • Blizzara — {2} — Target creature's owner puts it on their choice of the top or bottom of their library. / • Blizzaga — {5}{U} — Target creature's owner shuffles it into their library.
LRRbot: Dion, Bahamut's Dominant [3W] (back: Bahamut, Warden of Light) | Legendary Creature — Human Noble Knight [3/3] | Dragonfire Dive — During your turn, Dion and other Knights you control have flying. / When Dion enters, create a 2/2 white Knight creature token. / {4}{W}{W}, {T}: Exile Dion, then return it to the battlefield transformed under its owner's control. Activate only as a sorcery.
LRRbot: Crossroads Village | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. As it enters, choose a color. / {T}: Add one mana of the chosen color.
LaeliaTBR: i love gathering magic
LRRbot: Relm's Sketching [2UU] | Sorcery | Create a token that's a copy of target artifact, creature, or land.
LRRbot: Noctis, Prince of Lucis [1WUB] | Legendary Creature — Human Noble [4/3] | Lifelink / You may cast artifact spells from your graveyard by paying 3 life in addition to paying their other costs. If you cast a spell this way, that artifact enters with a finality counter on it.
LRRbot: Ether [3U] | Artifact | {T}, Exile this artifact: Add {U}. When you next cast an instant or sorcery spell this turn, copy that spell. You may choose new targets for the copy.
LRRbot: Tidus, Blitzball Star [1WU] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior [2/1] | Whenever an artifact you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on Tidus. / Whenever Tidus attacks, tap target creature an opponent controls.
LRRbot: Crossroads Village | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. As it enters, choose a color. / {T}: Add one mana of the chosen color.
Flyingdelorion: !card ninja blades
LRRbot: Ninja's Blades [2B] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +1/+1, is a Ninja in addition to its other types, and has "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card, then discard a card. That player loses life equal to the discarded card's mana value." / Mutsunokami — Equip {2}
LRRbot: Dragoon's Wyvern [2U] | Creature — Drake [2/1] | Flying / When this creature enters, create a 1/1 colorless Hero creature token.
LRRbot: Blitzball [3] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color. / GOOOOAAAALLL! — {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw two cards. Activate only if an opponent was dealt combat damage by a legendary creature this turn.
LRRbot: Vaan, Street Thief [2R] | Legendary Creature — Human Scout [2/2] | Whenever one or more Scouts, Pirates, and/or Rogues you control deal combat damage to a player, exile the top card of that player's library. You may cast it. If you don't, create a Treasure token. / Whenever you cast a spell you don't own, put a +1/+1 counter on each Scout, Pirate, and Rogue you control.
LRRbot: Dragoon's Lance [1W] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and is a Knight in addition to its other types. / During your turn, equipped creature has flying. / Gae Bolg — Equip {4}
everythingspellslinging:
FRIENDS!
realbadatthis_: ah, the spherical rock from the spherical rock deck
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Gekyouryuu: Did Tidus get a counter from the lance, also?
Kentosaurus: gg
MrSarkhan:
GhostValv: gg
JKBalch: Hell of a match
QuixoticScrivener: @gekyouryuu he should have, but it didn’t matter
Cptasparagus: At the end of the day, Dion won
QuixoticScrivener: “is this geek’s anime round up?”
shushu2539: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: the rund
LRRbot: Sharlayan, Nation of Scholars | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {W} or {U}.
Chesul: The green is to cover the darkness within.
LRRbot: Il Mheg Pixie [1U] | Creature — Faerie [2/1] | Flying / Whenever this creature attacks, surveil 1.
LRRbot: Gysahl Greens [1G] | Sorcery | Create a 2/2 green Bird creature token with "Whenever a land you control enters, this token gets +1/+0 until end of turn." / Flashback {6}{G}
LRRbot: Insomnia, Crown City | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {W} or {B}.
LRRbot: Phoenix Down [W] | Artifact | {1}{W}, {T}, Exile this artifact: Choose one — / • Return target creature card with mana value 4 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped. / • Exile target Skeleton, Spirit, or Zombie.
LRRbot: Summon: Fenrir [2G] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Wolf [3/2] | I — Crescent Fang — Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / II — Heavenward Howl — When you next cast a creature spell this turn, that creature enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it. / III — Ecliptic Growl — Draw a card if you control the creature with the greatest power or tied for the greatest power.
Bugberry: wark
boredkid07: Wark Wark
Gekyouryuu: She warks hard for the money
Bugberry: warking hard or hardly warking
LRRbot: Vayne's Treachery [1B] | Instant | Kicker—Sacrifice an artifact or creature. / Target creature gets −2/−2 until end of turn. If this spell was kicked, that creature gets −6/−6 until end of turn instead.
LRRbot: Prishe's Wanderings [2G] | Instant | Search your library for a basic land card or Town card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. When you search your library this way, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.
LRRbot: Chocobo Kick [1G] | Sorcery | Kicker—Return a land you control to its owner's hand. / Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature an opponent controls. If this spell was kicked, the creature you control deals twice that much damage instead.
LRRbot: Fate of the Sun-Cryst [4W] | Instant | This spell costs {2} less to cast if it targets a tapped creature. / Destroy target nonland permanent.
LRRbot: Coliseum Behemoth [5GG] | Creature — Beast [7/7] | Trample / When this creature enters, choose one — / • Destroy target artifact or enchantment. / • Draw a card.
LRRbot: Al Bhed Salvagers [2B] | Creature — Human Artificer Warrior [2/3] | Whenever this creature or another creature or artifact you control dies, target opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
LRRbot: Gysahl Greens [1G] | Sorcery | Create a 2/2 green Bird creature token with "Whenever a land you control enters, this token gets +1/+0 until end of turn." / Flashback {6}{G}
MajorFrostbyte: Canadian Geese??
9tils: !next
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BrowneePointz: Like I said Cori, we ALMOST got 3 sided cards in the upcoming Space set. Which would've been...goofy
Bugberry: The Praetor Sagas were similar how they looped back and forth. Really interesting potentional.
LRRbot: Insomnia, Crown City | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {W} or {B}.
LRRbot: Sazh's Chocobo [G] | Creature — Bird [0/1] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
LRRbot: Sabotender [1R] | Creature — Plant [2/1] | Reach / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.
MajorFrostbyte: Serge winning via the "opponent floods" strategem
LRRbot: Goobbue Gardener [1G] | Creature — Plant Beast [1/3] | {T}: Add {G}.
LRRbot: Dion, Bahamut's Dominant [3W] (back: Bahamut, Warden of Light) | Legendary Creature — Human Noble Knight [3/3] | Dragonfire Dive — During your turn, Dion and other Knights you control have flying. / When Dion enters, create a 2/2 white Knight creature token. / {4}{W}{W}, {T}: Exile Dion, then return it to the battlefield transformed under its owner's control. Activate only as a sorcery.
ContingentCat: !badadvice
LRRbot: Dying is a free action.
LRRbot: Sandworm [4R] | Creature — Worm [5/4] | Haste / When this creature enters, destroy target land. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Crossroads Village | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. As it enters, choose a color. / {T}: Add one mana of the chosen color.
LRRbot: Chocobo Kick [1G] | Sorcery | Kicker—Return a land you control to its owner's hand. / Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature an opponent controls. If this spell was kicked, the creature you control deals twice that much damage instead.
LRRbot: Fight On! [2B] | Instant | Return up to two target creature cards from your graveyard to your hand.
northos:
snails have feet, why not worms? 
Ukon_Cairns: full 20 degrees F cooler today because the rain is coming, thank goodness
LRRbot: Ultros, Obnoxious Octopus [1U] | Legendary Creature — Octopus [2/1] | Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, if at least four mana was spent to cast it, tap target creature an opponent controls and put a stun counter on it. / Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, if at least eight mana was spent to cast it, put eight +1/+1 counters on Ultros.
LRRbot: The Regalia [4] | Legendary Artifact — Vehicle [4/4] | Haste / Whenever The Regalia attacks, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a land card. Put that card onto the battlefield tapped and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. / Crew 1
LRRbot: Sidequest: Raise a Chocobo [1G] (back: Black Chocobo) | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, create a 2/2 green Bird creature token with "Whenever a land you control enters, this token gets +1/+0 until end of turn." / At the beginning of your first main phase, if you control four or more Birds, transform this enchantment.
CuteTeaGoat: Serge that's an enchantment
Flyingdelorion: Eh Serge, that's an enchantment!
LRRbot: Dion, Bahamut's Dominant [3W] (back: Bahamut, Warden of Light) | Legendary Creature — Human Noble Knight [3/3] | Dragonfire Dive — During your turn, Dion and other Knights you control have flying. / When Dion enters, create a 2/2 white Knight creature token. / {4}{W}{W}, {T}: Exile Dion, then return it to the battlefield transformed under its owner's control. Activate only as a sorcery.
BrowneePointz: i love that yall opened so many Dion's during Pride
LRRbot: Instant Ramen [2] | Artifact — Food | Flash / When this artifact enters, draw a card. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.
Flyingdelorion:
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Flyingdelorion:
LRRbot: Dwarven Castle Guard [1W] | Creature — Dwarf Soldier [2/1] | When this creature dies, create a 1/1 colorless Hero creature token.
LRRbot: Triple Triad [3RRR] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, each player exiles the top card of their library. Until end of turn, you may play the card you own exiled this way and each other card exiled this way with lesser mana value than it without paying their mana costs.
silent_sol: lesssgooo
silent_sol: G A M B L I N G
LRRbot: The Darkness Crystal [2BB] | Legendary Artifact | Black spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. / If a nontoken creature an opponent controls would die, instead exile it and you gain 2 life. / {4}{B}{B}, {T}: Put target creature card exiled with The Darkness Crystal onto the battlefield tapped under your control with two additional +1/+1 counters on it.
BrowneePointz: I need to rewatch Dark Crystal and the Netflix series and get mad about the cancellation all over again
LRRbot: Coliseum Behemoth [5GG] | Creature — Beast [7/7] | Trample / When this creature enters, choose one — / • Destroy target artifact or enchantment. / • Draw a card.
DoctorHutch: Did Kathleen loose ultima? That's rough
LRRbot: Overkill [2B] | Instant | Target creature gets −0/−9999 until end of turn.
LRRbot: Noctis, Prince of Lucis [1WUB] | Legendary Creature — Human Noble [4/3] | Lifelink / You may cast artifact spells from your graveyard by paying 3 life in addition to paying their other costs. If you cast a spell this way, that artifact enters with a finality counter on it.
silent_sol: Sidequest done! well, almost
LRRbot: Opera Love Song [1R] | Instant | Choose one — / • Exile the top two cards of your library. You may play those cards until your next end step. / • One or two target creatures each get +2/+0 until end of turn.
ghizmou: hey, it's card you won't have to draw
TheMinionGM: This end step right?
BrowneePointz: standard all star in serge's deck
LRRbot: Gysahl Greens [1G] | Sorcery | Create a 2/2 green Bird creature token with "Whenever a land you control enters, this token gets +1/+0 until end of turn." / Flashback {6}{G}
Twilight_Spark: Drink!
Chichen: yes your current endstep
ghizmou: the same as in next weekend
JamesNewstedd: one bird should be dead
Diabore: smh my head serge
Mindfire13: If you play it during your turn, before your end step, you only get the cards until that turn's end step
LRRbot: Phoenix Down [W] | Artifact | {1}{W}, {T}, Exile this artifact: Choose one — / • Return target creature card with mana value 4 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped. / • Exile target Skeleton, Spirit, or Zombie.
TheMinionGM: Phoenix down is exiled, just since might be relevant it can't loop with noctis
LRRbot: Airship Crash [2G] | Instant | Destroy target artifact, enchantment, or creature with flying. / Cycling {2}
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LRRbot: Gysahl Greens [1G] | Sorcery | Create a 2/2 green Bird creature token with "Whenever a land you control enters, this token gets +1/+0 until end of turn." / Flashback {6}{G}
LRRbot: Sidequest: Raise a Chocobo [1G] (back: Black Chocobo) | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, create a 2/2 green Bird creature token with "Whenever a land you control enters, this token gets +1/+0 until end of turn." / At the beginning of your first main phase, if you control four or more Birds, transform this enchantment.
Muppetpastorx: Also good catch, @TheMinionGM !
LRRbot: Suplex [1R] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Suplex deals 3 damage to target creature. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead. / • Exile target artifact.
Muppetpastorx: Kupo? Kupo!
LRRbot: PuPu UFO [2] | Artifact Creature — Construct Alien [0/4] | Flying / {T}: You may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield. / {3}: Until end of turn, this creature's base power becomes equal to the number of Towns you control.
TheDevil_Risen: i feel it in my POM!
Gekyouryuu: Serge had a removal spell, Kathleen had a Re-Moogle spell
Poggifers_LRR: did Serges enchantment flip ?
LRRbot: Gaelicat [2W] | Creature — Cat [1/3] | Flying, vigilance / As long as you control two or more artifacts, this creature gets +2/+0.
Diabore: its a serge of information
LRRbot: Phantom Train [3B] | Artifact — Vehicle [4/4] | Trample / Sacrifice another artifact or creature: Put a +1/+1 counter on this Vehicle. It becomes a Spirit artifact creature in addition to its other types until end of turn.
Muppetpastorx: And Serge already used the Suplex.
Muppetpastorx: Flavor Fail
Poggifers_LRR: did he have enough birds ? or am i reading it wrong 😅
silent_sol: Sidequest!
silent_sol: wait is it 3 birds?
Dog_of_Myth:
silent_sol: birdssss
ghizmou: Valiantly fought Kathleen
PolGamesOnTwitch:
a pre-constructed deck 
Poggifers_LRR: What is the sabo tender ?
silent_sol: cocobo
PolGamesOnTwitch: Clap
silent_sol: did we ever see Cam deck on stream?
Dog_of_Myth:
steelwind47: Wheeler sometimes deserves a dunking
Aceviru: Does it have juggernauts
PolGamesOnTwitch:
PolGamesOnTwitch:
GhostValv: o7
BrowneePointz: also it was a busy month for yall
RayFK: I'll play you virtually Serge
Chesul: 3 games in 2 weeks would also give us a chance to see more players decks at each stage.
PolGamesOnTwitch:
BrowneePointz: mixed noodles
BrowneePointz: it's ramen adjacent
KaleidoscopeMind: artisanal memes
BrowneePointz: game is good. I hope Kathleen gets to try Exped 33 some day
ContingentCat: !advice
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RayFK: Fine
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RayFK: No but I can ban YOU Serge
BusTed:
RayFK: But Kathleen, it's a HOT lovers quarrel
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