TXC2: Hello everybody
NewtyNewts:

TXC2: CONTACT
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh I'm so stoked and I'm going to say this now before the punching starts: I just got to mythic in arena for the first time ever!!!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Now for silly punchems
TXC2: Thefluffiestguineapig congratulations
themercenary1987: ACKNOWLEDGE AKUMA
JinaMahavira: IGNORE AKUMA
Thefluffiestguineapig: Thanks! I was fully expecting to continue the dance between diamond 1 and 2 I've been doing for the past two seasons but I had a good couple runs
JinaMahavira:
Meowdy all 
TXC2: hello JinaMahavira welcome
Thefluffiestguineapig: Akuma seems like a cat where he wants to be acknowledged and ignored and have you read his mind about when it swaps between the two
Thefluffiestguineapig: @JinaMahavira And a trill to you too!
themercenary1987: But honestly, good casting choice for roman regins as akuma?
NewtyNewts: Ooh, live mic
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hey Nelly!
TXC2: Here we GO!
TXC2: Hello Adam and Nelson
jadielady: hey y'all
Thefluffiestguineapig:

Mr_Horrible: ah the irony
TXC2: !patreon
JinaMahavira: Or kiss
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TXC2: SUB HYPE BEGINS
nifleon: Super Smash Street Fighter?
BrowneePointz: soooo Google vs Amazon
kevenwith2es: What if I watch Twitch VODs for later
BrowneePointz: I had G.I. medical issues as a kid and had to take Metamucil. It fucking sucks.
BrowneePointz: Like, it really sucks
BrowneePointz: Imagine drinking a glass of sand
BrowneePointz: that is awkwardly, sweet, like just sweetened enough in a sad attempt to make you feel better that you are drinking sand
nifleon: Hard agree on honeydew
JessieImproved: *good* honeydew is good
Thefluffiestguineapig: if you get good honeydew it’s amazkng
Heefnoff: It reminds me of Goku
BrowneePointz: part of it is a lot of us in the states Don’t get fresh melon.
freshmaker__: I severely do not like a rock melon
nifleon: You can put it in fruit salad without the flavor taking over
JessieImproved: Having access to great melons is one benefit to living in the US southeast
Spades_Slicc: zucchini is a melon
Heefnoff: More like poostinky
NewtyNewts: Cauliflower?
JAGxTERRA: okra anyone?
TXC2: brasica all the way down
JessieImproved: @JAGxTERRA fried crispy almost burnt
BrowneePointz: no Collard Greens Nelly?
nifleon: I think more kids would love veggies more if their parents knew how to prepare them
Invitare: @Spades_Slicc They're actually a squash. You're thinking of Cucumbers. Those are melons
Mr_Horrible: Brussel Sprouts are trying to gaslight me?
JAGxTERRA: any green in a pan with butter will convert most people.
ManWithTheMask13: The Brussel Sprouts became woke
Mr_Horrible: Black beans have always been goated
JessieImproved: More beans for everyone
BrowneePointz: do not make my Mexican food taste like candy plz
Thefluffiestguineapig: black beans to not be horribly gritty
ManWithTheMask13: Black Beans are amazing
Mr_Horrible: very good at tanking bad habits
JessieImproved: Eh some kids mainline candy, some don't. I didn't but my brother sure did.
TXC2: metabolising
BrowneePointz: metabolizing
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Obos_TAB: Entomb me in the food pyramid where Nerds Gummy Clusters are the base
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JessieImproved: I have one kid that will mainline candy and one kid that goes all savory
BrowneePointz: wait, you’re telling us we’re an animal?
ManWithTheMask13: Why do you think I have everything to make coffee *solely* contained in my room
theambivalentagender: Regarding Brussels sprouts, I had to rush in to this as someone who briefly studied genetics in college: there's a specific taste OG Brussels sprouts had that could be tasted by people that had a specific dominant gene that was common in the population
kevenwith2es: Can I get in on that study? For science?
saucemaster5000: I've been a sentient blender for year
Mr_Horrible: you're an animal with sick combos
NewtyNewts: Could be Kronk-ier
BrowneePointz: The rest of chat is animals, but I am a Muppet
BrowneePointz: also named Animal
nifleon: Self-awareness on point
Mr_Horrible: I'm just correct opinions stuffed into a burlap sack
Heefnoff: Hell yeah
Mr_Horrible: BrowneePointz as a musician this makes sense for you
BrowneePointz: how about those really horny beach skins
BrowneePointz: @mr_horrible failed musician*
theambivalentagender: So new Brussel sprouts had that gene bred out. But I got to find out i didnt have that gene when during one class the teacher gave us tasting paper and everyone around me was gagging.
Spades_Slicc: Well an important part of the heroin rat study is that the rats were in an uncomfortable environment given no stimulus or enrichment besides the heroin. A similar study was performed later that put the rats in essentially 6 flags for rodents and heroin use was much less
Mr_Horrible: they literally grow up so fast
JessieImproved: soooo fast
tod_vom_himmel: i was so glad that sf6 had avoided pandering to the summer swimsuit skin shit but... sigh
tod_vom_himmel: here we are
JessieImproved: I am nearly to two teenagers (one is just a few months away)
Heefnoff: SF6 broke the glass in case of emergency
Mr_Horrible: @BrowneePointz while I am not privy to the ins and outs, I'd say if you're still tinkering with it, that's a musician, regardless of if you've been paid for it
BrowneePointz: as much as the bikini skins make me roll my eyes, the Jamie one SLAPS
ManWithTheMask13: @Heefnoff This is the best way I've heard it put. I like it
JessieImproved: I curse less now that I have kids. Otherwise? Not that different.
Obos_TAB: theros draft, the gift that keeps on giving
Mr_Horrible: Nelly getting in early on the Grim Guardian train
Heefnoff: Felt that one
Obos_TAB: Things I've learned i didn't know pre-parent: Graciously accept any help offered.
vinewood_og: Emotional Damage
TXC2: Adam trying to kill chat with that one
BrowneePointz: Angela!
saucemaster5000: You overreact as a teen, learn you are doing it at 20 then double down on it for a couple years
Mr_Horrible:
"I can see the tilt approaching and I'm still driving directly at it" 
BrowneePointz: HES CHEATING! I need to calm down…
freshmaker__: omg angela smosh is so good. i never really wtached smosh but its been turning up a lot on the timeline and im kinda loving it.
Heefnoff: It’s true
JessieImproved: If you have kids, start talking to them about the hormones of puberty early, make it expected.
BrowneePointz: Angela is from StarKid originally @freshmaker__
PorpoisesUnknown: They know how to exploit your weaknesses lol
TXC2: they know your buttons
JessieImproved: I have kid with bad rejection sensitivity. I *do not* yell.
PorpoisesUnknown: Kids are the best frame trappers in the biz
Musicsquid: “Dad you whiffed your DI last week”
dsprayer1: just want to let you know that there's something wrong with the stream title, it says "rizz is out" but Nelson is still here
Mr_Horrible: a kid can clock you instantly. Like they look at you for 2 seconds and just yell "HAT!" and you will never wear headwear again for the next 5 years
freshmaker__:
@BrowneePointz Fair enough! I also didn't watch any of that. 
kevenwith2es: Kids out here dropping the "How's that perfect knuckle combo coming?"
Heefnoff: On the ranked grind?
JPS_Lindberg: I used to work as a teacher for kids 13-15y; and I found it helpful to act "angry" when they did dumb shit before I was actually angry
tod_vom_himmel: honda is the logical next character to play, clearly
saucemaster5000: oh are we finally revealing to nelly every other char has a "win the match" button?
Heefnoff: I’m personally a fan of learning the cast, as it gives you a well-rounded education about how the game plays
Obos_TAB: Nelly's Geif arc start?
BrowneePointz: I think Nelly is taking the Heef and other Pros route
Heefnoff: But also, it’s hard and time consuming
BrowneePointz: learn the cast to know what they can do better
saucemaster5000: this marisa is GAMING
Mr_Horrible: das shimmy
Heefnoff: Nelly’s end goal is to run the ones with Adam I see you
Heefnoff: I love when newer SF players do the wiggle
Heefnoff: “I see pros do this”
AceGun_: This opponent's club must have have popped a bottle of champagne a few weeks ago. Good for them!
Heefnoff: That was nasty can’t lie
BrowneePointz: yea Marisa is one of the chars it’s dangerous to DI against right?
Heefnoff: Yep
Heefnoff: If you’re nasty you can DI the Superman punch but it’s risky
BrowneePointz: she’ll crack ya open like a cold beer on football night
therepoman__: Howdy gamers
TXC2: hello therepoman__ welcome
BrowneePointz: is that what straight people do?
Heefnoff: Repoooooo
therepoman__:
Heef 
Heefnoff:

Prop_PT: Hey Oki-Oki team, I have joined the ranks of the leverless!
Heefnoff:

ManWithTheMask13:
@therepoman__ 
BrowneePointz: can’t wait to watch Heef demolishing folks in Tokon and InvinceVS
UtilityPunk: Oh is that Magneto from Spiderman?
TXC2:
BrowneePointz very little about Marisa is hetero coded 
tod_vom_himmel: @Prop_PT ew cheatbox
Obos_TAB: looool
therepoman__:
@ManWithTheMask13 
Heefnoff: @browneepointz Honestly more excited for Invinicible rn game looks sick
TXC2: hello Prop_PT welcome
ManWithTheMask13: @therepoman__ bro this emote always makes me cackle
PorpoisesUnknown: Nice Nel!
PorpoisesUnknown: Nelly*
tod_vom_himmel: the stand still for 5 secoinds tech is never not funny
BrowneePointz: yea after hearing Max and Justin talk about the systems in that game I’m excited @heefnoff
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BrowneePointz: visuals definitely need polish but the bones seem amazing
PorpoisesUnknown: Luck is a stat in ALL things lol
therepoman__: "You lucky I'm ass at this game bro"
Obos_TAB: I wonder if YOMI Hustle would be a good side game
awildshen: gaming
PorpoisesUnknown: Our opponent had good spacing
PorpoisesUnknown: They spaced their moves very well that matchup
bbj_afk: good morning all =)
TXC2: hello bbj_afk welcome
Obos_TAB: it catches a lot more
Heefnoff: I would like to see some wakeup OD DPs once in a while to make them think
Heefnoff: Oh ok sick my b
Prop_PT: tryna play Tite, and you played tight
BrowneePointz: also it takes quite a bit of knowledge to know when to get greedy extending your combo cuz you have the kill. I bet Heef even screws up that math time to time
Bearudite: I got picture books
AceGun_: Now the shelves are starting to bend, and they are about to collapse.
Bearudite: see spot DI
TXC2: chunners
the_patches: Season 3 baybeeee
Heefnoff: Bro saw the new Chun costume and locked in
BrowneePointz: if Chun wasn’t playing footsies I’d be scared
AceGun_: is this one of the normal colors for Chun costume 3? I like this one.
the_patches: fgc handshake
Bearudite: I am surprised they have not air grabbed yet
saucemaster5000: Imtalkingboutchunli!
Bearudite: yeah the Chuns LOVE airgrab
BrowneePointz: that was a hell of a good fast kiko choice
TXC2: gotta remember your evo moments
AceGun_: Confusing people with the long super, that's what most Chun players mean by 'footsies'.
Bearudite: have we made Nelly watch Moment 37
PorpoisesUnknown: round 3 bout to go HARD
Prop_PT: Whiff. Punished
TXC2: Bearudite he's probably seen it before
Obos_TAB: I wonder if Alex would be a good fit for nelly.
Thefluffiestguineapig: This Chun is doing a lot of walking backwards
Bearudite: really the best thing is Curly Brace's mini doc "What's the Point of Living?: Daigo Umehara Fights for the Future"
PorpoisesUnknown: Dowry angle lmfao
Bearudite: time for the first to piss
Prop_PT: could drop the custom room power move after the set
saucemaster5000: that's my secret -- I'm always pissing
Obos_TAB: "I would like to first to piss"
A_Dub888: Helloki everybodoki!
TXC2: hello A_Dub888 welcome
AceGun_: Ask them to join a custom room and just say "first to piss me!" over and over.
tod_vom_himmel: welcome to piss chat
Thefluffiestguineapig: @saucemaster5000 I would recommend seeing a doctor, your kidneys are screaming
the_patches: something, something ^P
the_patches: *6P
30teracyte: her jump is 49 instead of 45 frames iirc
Mr_Horrible: *I* am actually the mistakes Adam makes
30teracyte: something like that
Mr_Horrible: I'm his Dorian Grey portrait
Bearudite: the litany against Salt
saucemaster5000: St. Peter at the gates "you didn't counter DI? Yikes."
TXC2:
but my achievements in MTGA count right? 
Thefluffiestguineapig:
@Mr_Horrible So you are a set of 1lb weights? 
AceGun_: I like the Eskay one: "I WILL NEVER BE MAD AT STREET FIGHTER OR MYSELF IM COOL AND AWESOME I WILL NEVER BE DISAPPOINTED AGAIN TOMORROW WILL BE AN AMAZING DAY OF STREET FIGHTER 6"
therepoman__: so true
saucemaster5000: damb
therepoman__:

AceGun_: I can like two things!
Mr_Horrible: @AceGun_ damn, she's so right
ManWithTheMask13: tzue
MilkInBags: truuuuuuue
MilkInBags: fuck james
therepoman__: keep up ace
the_patches: wait do I have to pick between you and nelson?
Mr_Horrible: IDK, Adam, I watch this *and* you...
saucemaster5000: yeah ace wtf
Bearudite: do I have to pick you or nelly?
Bearudite: damb
Thefluffiestguineapig: So between you and Seabats.....
the_patches: oh okay. Because I like you Nelson but we're ride or die for Otaku Jeff.
Prop_PT: Eskay can also PP every hit of Chun-Li Level 1 and DP Headbutt on reaction so SF6 is just easy mode for her
MilkInBags: I prefer Seabats over Adam
Mr_Horrible:
okay but neither you nor LRR has this emote: 
TimeToFry: That rules
therepoman__: Found @manwiththemask13 's alt
TimeToFry: Shoutout to Norman
Bearudite: gonna paint you a picture of american life
TXC2: isn't Norman an actor?
Bearudite: thats Sam
Bearudite: Sam Rockwell
ManWithTheMask13:
@therepoman__ 
saucemaster5000: I've seen what akuma does at beaches now.... that boy ain't right
Izandai: Norman Rockwell was the painter.
Bearudite: no you are right adam
30teracyte: no norman rockwell is the painter, you're correct
Thefluffiestguineapig: Norman Rockwell is the painter
AceGun_: No, you are correct, Adam. Norman is the painter, Sam is the actor.
TXC2: Bearudite yes, that's probably who I was thinking of
Mr_Horrible: Norman painter, Sam actor
Bearudite: you were correct and the name is still a banger
Thefluffiestguineapig: Name is a banger
MilkInBags: if i was playing guile my name would be NormanReedusInDEATHSTRANDING2ONTHEBEACH
the_patches: Akuma feels really unfair.
AceGun_:

saucemaster5000: @MilkInBags "Block this player"
Prop_PT: damb
TXC2: the meme is that having 9K health makes Aukma "balanced"
MilkInBags: Aukma
ManWithTheMask13: sometimes that's all you need
ManWithTheMask13: a true soldier o7
the_patches: "man his flowchart is so basic!"
fishboi_samurai: I hit 1900MR
TXC2: MilkInBags minor spelling mistakes can't hurt me, I have dyslexia
MilkInBags: sorry nelson, DLC characters cannot lose, or else why would people buy them
BrowneePointz: Akuma? more like….A-Booma
MilkInBags:
@TXC2 
therepoman__: Just Pissin'
AceGun_: Another banger name.
Bearudite: jar piss
fishboi_samurai: I finally did it, but then lost it immediately lost it cause I played the set out
saucemaster5000: Jerry Pisstopher
NewtyNewts: One of the Three Pissketeers
Bearudite: damn
Bearudite: that is killer
Thefluffiestguineapig: Goddamnit
BrowneePointz: Fartagnan of the Three Buttsketeers
fishboi_samurai: I'm not the best lmao
MilkInBags: the three musketoots
fishboi_samurai: But I'm really excited I finally hit it lol
the_patches: that is a good name,
Mr_Horrible: we're finding some good ones this morning
fishboi_samurai: Now guess what....2k MR is the next goal -_-
Thefluffiestguineapig: The names have had a high hit rate for very good today
BrowneePointz: alternately, Musky-teers but that one is a bit more rancid
MilkInBags: @fishboi_samurai what if your next goal was to retire in a cottage
fishboi_samurai: @MilkInBags That's life goals lol
fishboi_samurai: Not SF6 goals lol
CaptainDaks: @fishboi_samurai you're a goat
CaptainDaks: no denying it
MilkInBags: damn nelson is a real sf6 player
Prop_PT: that grab beats jab
fishboi_samurai: @CaptainDaks I'm really not lol
fishboi_samurai: I just like focusing on improvement
MilkInBags:
are you all excited for Canada day 
saucemaster5000: I'm so stoked milk, you have no idea
TXC2: every day is Canada day
30teracyte: its nhl free agency day
Bearudite:
there is a 
Bearudite: its a joke
MilkInBags: there is a grey face for adam
AceGun_:

Heefnoff:
Marvel 3 is fair 
CaptainDaks: @fishboi_samurai top 21 US? I have the receipts!
Heefnoff: You can cancel into JP command grab
Musicsquid: Valorant knife only, make it a melee game
saucemaster5000: let's play bubble bobble on oki oki
MilkInBags: damn
MilkInBags: D:
Izandai:

BrowneePointz: um, it’s pronounced Shuh-theed
Bearudite: he can't do the command grab if the portal is out lol
freshmaker__: damn
Bearudite: damb
Thefluffiestguineapig: Cold as ice
Heefnoff:
emote doesn’t matter got it
Bearudite: get shot
Musicsquid: Milk catching strays instead of JP
MilkInBags: i am the jp
ManWithTheMask13: TZUE
Issurru: Jesus Christ, your making me feel bad for Milk
PorpoisesUnknown: This is KARMA for milk Nelly! Axolotl face
MilkInBags:
@PorpoisesUnknown 
BrowneePointz: their braps are too powerful
Heefnoff: Legit just gotta know and jump or level 3
TXC2: this is Nelson's heel turn
TXC2: going against Milk
Prop_PT: if you hear "The Wait..." Jump
Heefnoff: It’s not obvious mistake
AceGun_: It's more about things that you COULD know in the future. Not that you should have already known.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 So was Let's Nope always the heels of LRR? Wait, I answered my own question
Heefnoff: They do sequences into command grab
Heefnoff: You might be it depends on spacing
PorpoisesUnknown: he's a dude with a cane and a magicians cape in a FIGHTING game. It's okay you don't know his wonky stuff Nelly
Heefnoff: You’re meant to react to it
LMAOkai_: it's easier to react to the command grab from far, but jp's throwing that at point blank range is tough
Prop_PT: if you hear "The Wait..." Jump
Obos_TAB: god what an amazing feature
Heefnoff: 26 frames is reactable for sure, just gotta know it exists and look for it
fishboi_samurai: I would recommend jumping
fishboi_samurai: You get a jump hp as a punish on command grab if you react
the_patches: edge of reactable at 22
fishboi_samurai: Jump at them
fishboi_samurai: Yup they die
Heefnoff: They die die if you’re optimal
fishboi_samurai: ^
fishboi_samurai: *shrug* building good habits
fishboi_samurai: Being optimal isn't critical at this stage
Heefnoff: Facts including me
Bearudite: just remember that command grab is off the table when the portal is in the air
Heefnoff: Mistakes will happen, just gotta work toward it
the_patches: and also Momochi
LMAOkai_: just be like Leshar and make no mistakes ever, simple.
ghyllnox: Dang, got rid of the Mickey Mouse accent in just a year
fishboi_samurai: @Bearudite Wait is that a thing?
Bearudite: yep
fishboi_samurai: Holy crap
fishboi_samurai: How did I not know that lmao
Heefnoff: They just mix you here yeah
Izandai: Blocking is holding away from your opponent.
Heefnoff: Doesn’t come up often @fishboi_samurai
Bearudite: @fishboi_samurai gotta play some jp baybeeeeee
Izandai: If you hold away from your opponent, you block.
Heefnoff: You’d only notice if you play JP yourself ye
Izandai: Full stop.
fishboi_samurai: @Heefnoff Fair
fishboi_samurai: @Bearudite I'm not evil
Izandai: You were holding down back.
Bearudite: YET
30teracyte: the animation is one thing, the inputs are another
Heefnoff: You jabbed
Heefnoff: That’s what happened you blocked right
Izandai: Look at the inputs.
PorpoisesUnknown: I think you went for a punish too early nelly
Izandai: You pressed punch.
Heefnoff: Worth knowing, that’s true for basically every fighting game, block away from the opponent no matter where something is hitting you from
Heefnoff: Yeah
TXC2: the replay is the St Peter of SF6
Izandai: This game secretly does have a block button. That button is "holding away from your opponent".
ManWithTheMask13: My only sin is being too silly
Bearudite: @Heefnoff but not 3S aegis mixups lol
Heefnoff: Lmao yeah not that one
PorpoisesUnknown: he whom is without sin, throws the first Hyduken?
AceGun_: that blocking rule is universally true for all (modern) fighting games (mostly).
Heefnoff: JP understanding the turn based nature of fighting games
Heefnoff: Bros an accountant btw not a fighter
Heefnoff: Why is bro this jacked
BrowneePointz: world’s most smashable GRILF
Bearudite: also got a pretty juicy dumper
Izandai: NELLY
TXC2:
Damn Nelson 
Heefnoff: HELLO???
Heefnoff: Ok
the_patches: it's too lewd to talk about Nelson's traps, that's true
PorpoisesUnknown: If i can be crass for a moment. I powerlift, I had to take a break from calves because they looks like very sac-like. As defined calves tend to do lmao
ghyllnox: Wait are you NOT allowed to talk about your butt?
BrowneePointz: your dumper was not dynamite enough to defeat F’artagnan
LowUpsideCJ: what’s up future lifeguard lukes
30teracyte: i mean that's fighting games
Heefnoff: Honestly at this level, I think keeping it simple is good
Bearudite: one more page in the JP dossier
Bearudite: this manon color is CHEEKS
TXC2: take this person's 8 win streak
Heefnoff: Nahhh it’s aight
ManWithTheMask13: @Heefnoff The classic acronym, KISS
Obos_TAB: another good hold north matchup
BrowneePointz: you’re a Canadian, it is your birthright to Body the French
Heefnoff: Lmao they don’t know they changed the stand MP frames
TimeToFry: WiFi warrior real
TXC2: Canadians are French, they just don't want to admit it
Heefnoff: I saw that
saucemaster5000: yup they spamming mp like it's season
saucemaster5000: 2
Bearudite: yeah they hit the lag switch
Greyah: If you don't want to get sandblasted during a bad connection moment, consider having a good connection.
Heefnoff:
Wifi connection 
AceGun_: Nah, wifi players don't get the benefit. They know its their fault.
BOTGrant: Does Manon's story have anything to do with Abel? Or is this outfit just have Abel vibes?
Obos_TAB: yeah, i'm sending packets. packets of sand
Heefnoff: Nah just a grappler
BrowneePointz: she is a judo master
Heefnoff: Hon hon
TXC2: BOTGrant they're both French judoka, that's it
saucemaster5000: holy shit you know celine dion?
PorpoisesUnknown: its like in WWE if 2 wrestlers are Canadian they have to be Tag-team partners
bbj_afk: quid pro throw
BOTGrant: @txc2 thanks
LowUpsideCJ: all of Canada is in alpha flight
Heefnoff: YO NELLY
rosesmcgee: Where'd that extra 5 mil come from? American expats sneaking across the border?
Heefnoff: AHHHHH
the_patches: walking backwards against Manon is normally fine because command grab, but she's not representing AT ALL.
Bearudite: steal that winstreak
BrowneePointz: Jesus I forgot how much cake they gave Manon
PorpoisesUnknown: super DEAD
Bearudite: HELL YEAH
TXC2: take that winstreak!
Heefnoff: Bro said that so certainly I believed it
Bearudite: om nom nom
Bearudite: drink that milkshake
PorpoisesUnknown: I believed Nelly
Heefnoff: No your level 3 does more damage if you believe in it more
TXC2:
BrowneePointz she has none, then she turns SLIGHTLY and then she's 50% dumper by mass 
ManWithTheMask13: Your lvl3 does more damage if you have a true warrior's spirit
PorpoisesUnknown: whats the belief multiplier this patch? its 3x right?
Heefnoff: Which one of you PUNKS didn’t believe hard enough
Heefnoff:

Obos_TAB: nice
Bearudite: conviction gives a 100 damage boost
bbj_afk: nice!
fishboi_samurai: Plus frames -> Belief, Level 3 -> More Damage if Belief, just believe hard enough
Heefnoff: FOOZIES??
saucemaster5000: atheists rise up, eat that super damage
BrowneePointz: right? she turns and slaps you through the screen with her cheeks @txc2
fishboi_samurai: @saucemaster5000 I mean Atheists believe that there is nothing right? So they believe too
AceGun_: I am a CA damage agnostic.
fishboi_samurai:
I got big

Izandai: @fishboi_samurai This is how Spiral Power works.
fishboi_samurai:
@Izandai

Heefnoff: I believe in Level 3 damage when it is convenient to me
LowUpsideCJ: the double reaction was so good
Heefnoff: I am a level 3 damage grifter tbh
Izandai:
@AceGun_ 
PorpoisesUnknown: @fishboi_samurai at the risk of not sounding liek a jerk. Typically people don't say things like "I didn't take a bike ride today." Or "I don't collect stamps as a hobby. " If that helps understand atheists not believing in stuff lol
AceGun_: I don't even know most of the time, tbh.
the_patches: I've been away for a bit, did the Fight Club check out the GBVSR patch?
Heefnoff: Yeah atheism is more of a neutral claim if you wanna get technical
Heefnoff: (More often than not)
fishboi_samurai: @PorpoisesUnknown *Shrug* I was just joking lmao
Heefnoff: That’s crazy she stunts on you during that grab
PorpoisesUnknown: @fishboi_samurai I know i figured lmao
fishboi_samurai: I'm a yapper lol
v_nome: If Diogenes played SF6 do you think he'd be a Blanka main? I do.
Heefnoff: Big combo
Heefnoff: SCOOPS
TXC2:
v_nome he was a wrestler, so he'd play Zangief 
Izandai: Some would say agnosticism is a lack of belief and atheism is a belief in lack.
saucemaster5000: plato is a JP player
saucemaster5000:
they took my MP away 
Heefnoff: Bars @izandai
PorpoisesUnknown: happy pride y'all!
Heefnoff: Happy pride y’all yep
Heefnoff: Gay Wrath ye
BrowneePointz: this whole year is Queer Wrath
LowUpsideCJ: sorry for me pride isn’t limited to a month
Bearudite: nah the enbys are all here already
saucemaster5000: GGs stands for gay gluttonies
saucemaster5000: there it is
Izandai:

Heefnoff: REAL
ManWithTheMask13: He's believing
Heefnoff: Nelly is such a fighting game player
Heefnoff: I’m so proud
the_patches: he's not tilted. he's crying.
TXC2: I swear Elena costume 3 is tech
LowUpsideCJ: I’m always running first to cries
ManWithTheMask13: Now we just need Nelly to start making gorilla noises
Luna_TheOtter: lmao
LMAOkai_: yes
Izandai: Nah they're cool.
Obos_TAB: we got 'im
Heefnoff: LMAOOOO
Wicker_Guide: we've converted him
Greyah: Only because you don't have them.
bbj_afk: has anyone made a fighting game theamed blues album?
saucemaster5000: says everyone who doesn't play good chars
Bearudite: damb
ManWithTheMask13: NO
the_patches: I play Manon, Galleon, and Vira. So: No.
TXC2: Nelly lost in the sauce now
LowUpsideCJ: I will be powerbombing for this game’s whole post Alex lifespan
PorpoisesUnknown: Nelly on the Geef?
Heefnoff: They’re unreachable throws
Izandai: Nelly Gief arc?
Heefnoff: So like, yeah
Heefnoff: Untechable*
PorpoisesUnknown: OMG you want a command grabber? Injustice 2 Bane . I was a menace online
Heefnoff: Grapplers thrive off making you feel fear
Obos_TAB: only thing i like more than a cmd grab is a counter. Hearing my friends soul leave their body when I play Baiken is the best
the_patches: the best feeling in low rank SF is making a gief scared.
TXC2: Grapplers are the rock to Zoner's paper and Rushdown's scissors
Heefnoff: Like by design they make you scared of the command grab so you get hit by other stuff
Heefnoff: Nah that’s a normal grab
Heefnoff: Grabs are just real good
PorpoisesUnknown: that scissor sweep she's doing is one of my favorite Sambo techniques
Obos_TAB: ugh you got double robbed
Heefnoff:
Throwenloopen 
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MilkInBags: is this a new character and is it cracked?
Heefnoff: Dropped it
Zaneysed: Elena as a character gets away with so much agasint me cause idk what she's doing
Heefnoff: New character, she’s aight
PorpoisesUnknown: they finally put eddie in street fighter huh? lol
Heefnoff: I think she’s got some really cheap stuff but I guess she’s kinda fair rn?
Heefnoff: She’s a Third Strike character
PorpoisesUnknown: that went FULL screen lol
Heefnoff: Ok this is a real player
Zaneysed: Why that full screen
TXC2: HEALING1
Heefnoff: Hold on
Izandai:

freshmaker__: hahaha
Heefnoff: HEALING
Bearudite: lol
TimeToFry: HEALING
Heefnoff: LMAOOOO
v_nome: Elena seems neat. I don't have the bandwidth to learn her though. lol
MilkInBags: nelson is fully in
saucemaster5000: HEALING
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Zaneysed: (She's always been able to heal)
AceGun_: He IS a fighting game player!
Heefnoff: BASED
BrowneePointz: NELLY DID THE MEME
Izandai: I can't believe I was here for Nelly learning about Elena's level 3.
Obos_TAB: 2012 called
Bearudite: yeah this is nerfed
BrowneePointz: Lvl 2 @izandai
TXC2:
time to show Nelson USF4 
PorpoisesUnknown: this is Nerfed?!?!?!!?
Heefnoff: The weakest her healing has ever been
Izandai: @BrowneePointz ty
BrowneePointz: yes this is the weakest her healing has ever been
Heefnoff: Damn we need a day of just showing Nelly all the broken stuff in fighting game history
BrowneePointz: she ruined usf4
AceGun_: Yeah, healing isn't really useful in this game almost ever.
Zaneysed: To be fair in 3S you had to choose the healing super
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Bearudite: @BrowneePointz USF4 was cheeks anyway
Heefnoff: Yeah the good one was SF4
PorpoisesUnknown: I would be titled as well Nelly. If that at all helpss
Heefnoff: But the rage queue
Bearudite: F'artagnen
fishboi_samurai: Rage queue is life\
BrowneePointz: doesn’t matter if it was cheeks. Elena fundamentally *broke* USF4 @bearudite
Heefnoff:
Could watch a Marvel 3 clip real quick 
Musicsquid: not queuing while tilted is my current mental health improver
the_patches: Adam is for sure right, knowing what to do in situations makes me feel so much better and that's the real power of the SF replay / training mode
PorpoisesUnknown: lmao
30teracyte: you can also get there through that replay section
Zaneysed:

AceGun_: You can go through replays too, its just a bit more steps.
30teracyte: by filtering 'my replays'
PorpoisesUnknown: Nelly is 100% a fighting game player
BrowneePointz: for chat that doesn’t know, Elena’s heal in usf4 was not just larger, she just got the resource to use it by *playing the game*
Bearudite: HE'S SPITTIN
the_patches: look, having tried to work with the granblue replay system this is god tier.
BrowneePointz: it wasn’t a decision tree, it wasn’t a cost-benefit analysis
AceGun_: Unless you have no friends or club, then it's easy!
Heefnoff: We gotta get Nelly playing Footsies
Heefnoff: The true fighting game
TXC2: a Charlie XCX player ?
Zaneysed: Nelly we've been saying we'd be playing 2kxo by now for the past 6 years
ManWithTheMask13: It's true, 5f spds only beat big buttons upon reversal
ManWithTheMask13: It's also forbidden tech
the_patches: "I have solved street fighter" is on the bingo card, right?
Obos_TAB: jab might win you the exchange, but crMP will win you a wider gameplan for more damage
PorpoisesUnknown: ^
Heefnoff: I think that this is good to practice but it might be better to start with specific setups
AceGun_: can you "auto-time" it with a dash or something?
Heefnoff: Though yeah generally understanding meaties is good
Obos_TAB: do you still want to walk right into them as if you're about to throw?
Heefnoff: Adam asking for his stick like a knight about to go into battle
AceGun_: You can also turn on the frame bar in this mode now, if that would be helpful.
Heefnoff: “Hand me my sword”
Obos_TAB: hitting down at the last second, the same point you'd be hitting throw
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Prop_PT: we doing OS now!
PorpoisesUnknown: its basically havibng a 'counterspell" backup for your throw
Prop_PT: you can auto the AA because it will only come out if they jump
Prop_PT: although I suppose if they forward or back jump you will whiff
AceGun_: It will also come out if they backdash, so it's not perfect, but still strong.
Prop_PT: backdash as mid-sceen throw tech feels like it wont be an issue until Diamond at least
AceGun_: backdashes probably aren't worth worrying about until they show they are willing to do it, yeah.
PorpoisesUnknown: especially with wonkier internet connections. A trade is the likelier scenario
AceGun_: another day, another meaty...
saucemaster5000: there's a vegan joke here about impossible meat...
saucemaster5000: let's all just pretend I put one together
AceGun_:
@saucemaster5000
Good one, Sauce!
Obos_TAB: if you enter a flow state you'll see blocks
Musicsquid: I spent like 30 mins this morning just making sure I could quarter circle correctly today lol
Zaneysed: Nelly is based for that tbh
Zaneysed: just like me for real for real
Obos_TAB: new LRR Show: Thera-Pissed
JinaMahavira: Maybe once xD
Heefnoff: It’s the equivalent of a dog that wants you to throw a stick, but then doesn’t want you to take it away
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BrowneePointz: maybe when the LRR Road to Evo finally happens
Heefnoff: “No learn only win”
TXC2: someone could (and should) write a bestselling book about the sport psychology of fighting games
Heefnoff: Yeah when’s any of the LRR crew coming to EVO huh
Heefnoff:

Obos_TAB: nice
BrowneePointz: is that Goku with a Glock?
Heefnoff: Glocku yes
TXC2: sadly they don't make that glock anymore
Heefnoff: We will learn the joy of tournament combos
Heefnoff: You have to tech if they’re timing it perfect
Heefnoff: (Or jump or backdash)
BrowneePointz: @heefnoff thought this yesterday watching that garbage Arcsys direct. what if they did FighterZ but One Piece
Heefnoff: Honestly I thought they would and I want it
Heefnoff: I’m hype for Tokon and all that but like
Heefnoff: So many anime IPs would make for sick fighting games
Heefnoff:
Naruto is stuck in arena fighter hell 
Issurru: @Heefnoff FighterZ but for Naruto when
v_nome: Ouran Host Club fighting game when?
Obos_TAB: one piece never stops so its probably hard to make a quality fighter for it
Zaneysed: Where is my cowboy bebop fighting game
BrowneePointz: I think One Piece fits ArcSys better. Naruto is too “Super Cereal Guiz” for them
Musicsquid: Bloom Into You fighting game for Pride
ManWithTheMask13: Darkest Dungeon fighting game waiting lobby
RurouniGeo: Cromartie High School kusoge fighter with. Grappler Eddie Mercury plz
TXC2: wheres the my neighbour Totoro fighting game?
AceGun_: All of y'all need to #NenItUp
Issurru: where's my Outlaw Star version of Starfield
Heefnoff: Im hype for Nen Impact yeah
BrowneePointz: no thank you I don’t care for Hunter x Hunter
ManWithTheMask13: I'm in it, forever and always
Heefnoff: I do wish it had a little more budget though
Heefnoff: Peak X Peak
Heefnoff:

TXC2: lets go Nelson!
Heefnoff: NELLYYYYY
Prop_PT: any Luke's (I'm learning) is there a tackle setup after heavy knuckle (charged, uncharged or perfect?)
BrowneePointz: I’ll care about Shonen x Shonen when Togarashi finishes it
Heefnoff: Ok One Piece fan
Heefnoff:

Prop_PT: they enhance her Fireballs
Heefnoff: The hooha stock is crazy
Heefnoff: What
BrowneePointz: @heefnoff sorry my series has queer people as revolutionaries trying to overthrow a fascist world government
Mr_Horrible: "Fuha" being the noise you make when you get hit by one of the waves
Heefnoff: Oh my bad og I misheard
Zaneysed: @Heefnoff Nah that's Roman Reign's mechanic
Prop_PT: Foo(t)-ha
LowUpsideCJ: fuha, we got them all in check
NewtyNewts: I thought that was intentional Heef
Mr_Horrible: you did say it right
TXC2: Mishearing is the core of Fighting games
saucemaster5000: either heef or adam is cooked and I don't know who
Heefnoff: Maybe @newtynewts
Obos_TAB: i was saying hooha
Mr_Horrible: Heef is just suffering from the Morning Derangement
Mr_Horrible: no Wooha stocks are what Johnny Bravo gets
Heefnoff: @browneepointz good for them I’m just saying they gotta overthrow it a little faster
LowUpsideCJ: they were saying boo-urns stocks
Heefnoff: Man I’d probably really like One Piece
BrowneePointz: it’s great. it’s just incredibly long
Obos_TAB: i think they tried to super
Heefnoff: Juri trying to get Fuha stocks I’m trying to get Moola stocks
Musicsquid: Wooya stocks? Xiaolin Showdown fighting game confirmed
Obos_TAB: oh no they tried to counter with fuha stock
BrowneePointz: I recommend trying the life action and if that gets you interested give it a try @heefnoff
BrowneePointz: life action? live action*
Mr_Horrible: @Heefnoff "Mai throwing fans, I'm collecting bands" the possibilities for dumb SF6 grindset coffee mugs are endless
Heefnoff: I just really struggle with long shows tbh
A_Dub888: Stepped out to do things, I see we’ve entered the Adam-sensei portion of the stream
Mr_Horrible: as someone that recently caught up with one piece reading from the beginning, it's a lot but it also goes faster than you think
AceGun_: As a major enjoyer of both HxH and One Piece, I think you both need to read the other's manga.
Mr_Horrible: the pace stays pretty breezy
BrowneePointz: also valid it also doesn’t transition from “adventure shonen” to “oh this shit got real” until around 300 episodes @heefnoff so I feel ya
Heefnoff: REALLLL @acegun_
Mr_Horrible: @AceGun_ I'm not Doom but I can still say "True..."
Heefnoff: Two goats can coexist
Mr_Horrible: *also* caught up with Hunter x Hunter from the start recently too lol
Heefnoff: Honestly I’m kinda fine with that, I like a good vibe shift @browneepointz
BrowneePointz: unfortunately OP can’t be the goat cuz JoJo exists >.>
BrowneePointz: also fuck give me a good jojo fighter
BrowneePointz: I’m begging you world stop making these arcadey ass JoJo fighters
Prop_PT: @BrowneePointz points at SFV
AceGun_: Heritage for the Future rules, wdym?
Heefnoff: I’m so starved for a Jojo fighter I’m debating learning Heritage for the Future
Heefnoff: Like it’s a good game I just
saucemaster5000: @AceGun_ I'd rather not and say the one I spent all year on is better without knowing a thing about the other
Heefnoff: Man I wish All Star Battle felt better to play
Zaneysed: @Heefnoff You got the 3d one tho lol
Heefnoff: No I know it’s just not very good imo
Heefnoff: It’s cool though, had some fun with it for a couple weeks
BrowneePointz: I’d KILL for a good modern fighting game for JoJo. how the ancient ass 2d one is still the best shocks me
AceGun_: @saucemaster5000 "if the other one is better, why didn't I read it first? checkmate."
saucemaster5000: TRUE
LowUpsideCJ: I am loyal to the manga selection of my childhood library
A_Dub888: You know what else is optimal? Enjoying the company of Adam Savidan and Nelson Salahub on the LoadingReadyRun Network
BrowneePointz: @acegun_ the real answer is I’m an old weeb and if they hew too close to bog standard db shonen I get bored. I mostly started OP on a whim during Pandini then got enraptured by the world and worldbuilding
BrowneePointz: it even kept me watching through Sanji’s worst parts. which is a miracle!
AceGun_: @BrowneePointz HxH only sticks close to the formula about as long as One Piece does.
BrowneePointz: I know Togarashi likes letting Gon lose
saucemaster5000: oof the sanji stuff was almost a full stop for me. In a show with so many cool trans and queer chars, why did they do that?
BrowneePointz: @saucemaster5000 *derogatory gestures* Tori
BrowneePointz: Toei*
AceGun_: HxH, One Piece, and JoJo's are all way behind the real best manga of all time, Cross Game, so I don't think its worth ranking them anyway. None of them are winning first place.
Prop_PT: HOLD forawrd during the punches, double tapo don and HP as the second hits (never let go of forawrd
Obos_TAB: man i love a good lab
Heefnoff: Me adopting a dog @obos_tab
saucemaster5000: @AceGun_ by Cross Game you clearly misspelled "Astro Boy"
saucemaster5000: damn. I don't even know enough manga to make appropriate bait
Mr_Horrible: Nelly on his Crooner arc
NewtyNewts: Whoa, you don't say?
Obos_TAB: He'll have to kill you and take it, as is tradition
Bearudite: is streaming a patrilineal sort of job?
TXC2: Streaming is a Gentleman's club, one has to die before another can enter
saucemaster5000: who gave bearudite a word of the day calendar?
Mr_Horrible: is it called Clown World?
Izandai: I'm sorry the what
ExtraWubs: dont worry, yall are my grindset content. whether its youtube or twitch y'all make some of the more painful daily tasks much more chill.
Bearudite: sauce, I am gonna time you out on adam's twitch
saucemaster5000: fair
Izandai:
@Bearudite 
Mr_Horrible: @Izandai if you can think of some atrocity Vince has likely done it
Izandai:
@Mr_Horrible 
LowUpsideCJ: @Bearudite from downtown!
JinaMahavira: The 10 minute timeout
itsr67: wassup
A_Dub888: @Mr_Horrible has he played with lands in front?
ManWithTheMask13: I'm still baffled that I got timed out last week for my sprint button
Heefnoff: I forgot she was secretary of education
Heefnoff: Man we’re boned
Prop_PT: Vince is a Sean Combs level scumbag
saucemaster5000: That would be wild "in the end, aren't we all evil?"
itsr67: bro
JinaMahavira: People have been shot for less though
Mr_Horrible: nobody blocking in game or in chat
Mr_Horrible: defense is for squares
saucemaster5000: guns are meant to be fired
ManWithTheMask13:

AceGun_: bannable vibes
ManWithTheMask13: Okay but I've said WAY stupider shit
JinaMahavira: "Oh, your username starts with a G? Unlucky"
Mr_Horrible: feeling submissive and bannable today
LowUpsideCJ: I didn’t pay Amazon to pay $6 a month to block
mtvcdm: hi
Zaneysed: But officer ive driven way faster before
AceGun_:
@Zaneysed 
saucemaster5000: @Zaneysed flmao
Mr_Horrible: yeah that's the thing
Aceviru: Those are called love taps
ExtraWubs: YOU'RE TAKING TOO LONG (topical reference inserted here)
Mr_Horrible: uncounterable mix
BrowneePointz: speaking of you’re too slow they just announced to sonic the hedgehog secret lair a couple hours ago
Mr_Horrible: can't interact without falling for it
TXC2: BrowneePointz oh Gods
Mr_Horrible: it's (somehow, still) sonic's 30th anniversary
BrowneePointz: @txc2 one is mechanically unique too
Bearudite: there it is done
Mr_Horrible: @BrowneePointz jail
Mr_Horrible: gotta find who on R&D is doing that and hit them with a rolled-up newspaper
BrowneePointz: shadow gives things split second @mr_horrible
Mr_Horrible: "No. Bad. Drop it."
TXC2:
BrowneePointz I need to take over WotC I really do 
saucemaster5000: cheese pizza is really good
ManWithTheMask13: That punish for Gief? sthk, hellstab, od borscht OR sthk borscht OR sthk lvl1
Bearudite: tru
Mr_Horrible:
[Extremely loud incorrect buzzer] 
mtvcdm: @Mr_Horrible It's Sonic's 5th 30th anniversary
A_Dub888: @BrowneePointz I think all main characters got a mechanically unique one
Bearudite: cheese pizza is goated
Mr_Horrible: but Muhkuma
saucemaster5000: poopiekakuma
mtvcdm: Hey look they put Donkey Kong into Street Fighter
awildshen: cheese pizxza is goated
violetblight: i like fancy pizza but i will never say no to a cheese
Mr_Horrible: a cheese pizza is just so homey
BrowneePointz: if you offer me cheese pizza I will glare at you in disgust
Mr_Horrible: bread heat salt sweet
Mr_Horrible: everything ya need
mtvcdm: Got a hit in!
Bearudite:
stop sounding like a disparaging parent then 
BrowneePointz: salt fat acid heat but close enough @mr_horrible
BrowneePointz: also that book is incredible
BrowneePointz: highly recommend it
Mr_Horrible: @BrowneePointz me not even looking at the judge's table because this wasn't a performance
A_Dub888: @BrowneePointz you’re incredible
Mr_Horrible: heard the book (and YT miniseries?) is good tho, yeah
mtvcdm: Much better!
Mr_Horrible: there's *some* kinda video content of it, iirc
BrowneePointz: no I’m not. but thanks @a_dub888
tod_vom_himmel: simply kill them all
TXC2: it's only 9K, there's not even that much ass to beat
mtvcdm: After that first fight, taking round 1 of the rematch is a solid comeback
tod_vom_himmel: this akuma, its my child
mtvcdm: Very nice
tod_vom_himmel: they learned neutch from me clearly
Mr_Horrible: that's an uppercut that says "I'm done with this"
LowUpsideCJ: demon flip needs to be shot
tod_vom_himmel: nah their modern ur not alloweed to complimenbt their dps
Heefnoff: LMAOOO
Heefnoff: THAT'S BARS
Mr_Horrible: no no you cooked
ManWithTheMask13: Technically demon flip got buffed
Heefnoff: Satsui-No FUCKIN way
ManWithTheMask13: Since you can do lvl1 off of OD demon flip now
PorpoisesUnknown: Akuma busted
Heefnoff: I need that Akuma swimsuit costume NOW
Mr_Horrible: the Satsui no Holdthefuckup
Heefnoff: I gotta know
Bearudite: satsui no hawabout dem apples
TXC2:
this match feels like Opp handed the controller over to their big sibling 
saucemaster5000: They are cowards for not making gief in less clothes
BrowneePointz: let’s make like a Satsui no and get the FUCK outta here
Mr_Horrible: the dominant brain cell
Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 nah gief swimsuit gotta be the striped singlet, it's too classic
Mr_Horrible: also he's lifting a big cartoon barbell
ManWithTheMask13: Akuma's sthk
saucemaster5000: rides a bicycle with one big wheel
Heefnoff: Yes
Heefnoff: Yes I am I'm him
Heefnoff:

A_Dub888: you can butt punish in this game?
ManWithTheMask13: @Heefnoff daigo can I bum 10 bucks
saucemaster5000: @ManWithTheMask13 Daigo earn it
Mr_Horrible: Daigo what should I have for lunch today
Heefnoff: Mods kill that guy
Heefnoff: @Mr_Horrible Food
Mr_Horrible: damn, he's right
ManWithTheMask13: hands up, caught
LowUpsideCJ: first to $10 with daigo
A_Dub888: Daigo, does this look infected to you?
Mr_Horrible: also probably how Daigo would answer tbh
Mr_Horrible: he's a very practical guy
TXC2: I'm not a cop, I don't kill the poor
saucemaster5000: loved that video of noah yelling at daigo while daigo's just filming it kinda chuckling
ManWithTheMask13:
write that down 
Prop_PT:
unlike Guile back-fist which IS plus on Whiff 
JinaMahavira: try to kill him off the wall crumple?
Heefnoff: Punishing stuff on block is community service
Heefnoff: o7
saucemaster5000: walking down the street twirling a baton
Heefnoff: "You're not harboring minus frames are you?"
Heefnoff: Yo BINGUS
A_Dub888: Bingy Dingy
ManWithTheMask13: Solid name
ManWithTheMask13: Gold's got some banger names
saucemaster5000: I have a good friend named bingus dingus
ManWithTheMask13:
Why can't Master names be this funny 
Heefnoff: I have a good friend named scrimblo bimblo
Bearudite: F'artagnan still top tier tho
Heefnoff: F'artagnan is up there with Frank Sriracha
saucemaster5000: Athos Portos Aremis
ManWithTheMask13: LMAO
Bearudite: thats 3 different names
Heefnoff: Fartemis
saucemaster5000: you asked for all three
AceGun_: There are 4 three mustketeers.
saucemaster5000: D'artagnan is not one of the three musketeers
Heefnoff: They wanted the smoke
Heefnoff: Hold up
Heefnoff: Bingus wants the smoke after this frfr
saucemaster5000: he's their like... Disciple
AceGun_: He's like the Casey Jones
TXC2: did Andre Dumas even given them last names?
saucemaster5000: this man doesn't know his 17th century romanticism french lit
ManWithTheMask13: Goteem
saucemaster5000: Get him off twitch
Mr_Horrible: brother you've read a book, you belong on twitch less than anyone in this chat
Heefnoff: I can't even HOLD a book
Heefnoff: Fuck you mean you can read them
Mr_Horrible: @Heefnoff "I can't input a DP on this, what do you even do with it?"
Heefnoff: No matter what happen you're goated and they're carried
JinaMahavira: I definitely did the thing this week where I start a book after dinner and don't sleep until I finish it
Heefnoff:
This is the mentality of a good player 
AceGun_: @saucemaster5000 This man thinks the 1800s was the 17th century.
violetblight: if it was demon itd be too late anyways i think
Mr_Horrible: Explaining "turning a page" to Heef as doing a quarter-circle input
saucemaster5000: Ace I was really hoiping no one called me on that
Heefnoff: BINGUSSSSS
Heefnoff: Yo?
Heefnoff: Scrap!!!
violetblight: no way
Heefnoff: First to piss is crazy
Heefnoff: Uh oh
JinaMahavira: "Never seen a Luke do that"
Heefnoff: I didn't even notice
Heefnoff: Real
violetblight: LMAO
Mr_Horrible: well, good on them I guess
TXC2: made the highlights that did
Heefnoff: Gold rank tags are funny
Mr_Horrible: "I must nurture this Luke"
Mr_Horrible:
a classic of the genre 
violetblight: sigh
LowUpsideCJ: no they have different last names
Heefnoff: Shoutouts to my goat Hugh Mungus
AceGun_: pretty low-effort name compared to the rest of today's names.
ManWithTheMask13: Should've been a cat pun
violetblight: why you asking me youre the comedian here
JinaMahavira: I was thinking Mike Hawk Tua
Heefnoff: Literally a professional funnyman
Mr_Horrible: Nat Sass
JoannaTastic: Lives next door to Mike Litoris
Scrubbodiestobears: that sigh of realization lmao
Mr_Horrible: "You're part comedian" fucking got me
violetblight: eh ive seen lets nope
violetblight: it aint the love of the game
Heefnoff: Lets go gambling!
mtvcdm: Comedian on your mother's side
Heefnoff: Aw dangit
Mr_Horrible: "I'm 1/16th comedian on my dad's side" "Yeah you and everyone else"
Heefnoff: Jump on em again
Heefnoff: NOOOOO
TXC2: only Adam has played Spherda, so he is the only serious gamer there is
LowUpsideCJ: no scholarships for being part comedian
Heefnoff: Bro is deranking so he can achieve it again that's a real grindset right there
Heefnoff: Yeah
mtvcdm: I took a DNA test, turns out I'm a fifth-generation banana peel
solemn_storm: this connection is so ass
Scrubbodiestobears: part comedian: you tell jokes, but they're not funny?
Heefnoff: Actually accurate @mtvcdm
saucemaster5000: @Scrubbodiestobears story of my life
TXC2: mtvcdm Del monte or relish choice?
solemn_storm: i don't match wifi players
Heefnoff: LMAOOOOO
saucemaster5000: if you say it louder and laugh at it yourself it's funny
Heefnoff: He's goated
Heefnoff: Why would Mike Hawk do this
JinaMahavira: cinematic
TXC2:
the wifi pills have KICKED in 
ManWithTheMask13: wifi Ken; a cultural institution
Heefnoff: Worst part
NewtyNewts: They activated the lag switch
mtvcdm: Did you know any joke becomes funny if you say 'it's a *joke* bro' afterward?
Heefnoff: Even if he blocked that it's safe this patch lmaooo
Heefnoff: For some reason
tod_vom_himmel: the goat
Heefnoff: Nice!
Heefnoff: Nah it was good
Scrubbodiestobears: we take those
TXC2: best to ever do it
tod_vom_himmel: nah that was hype
ManWithTheMask13: Get er done
Heefnoff: Pattern recognition
Heefnoff: NICE LMAOOOO
Heefnoff: GOT DUFFED
LowUpsideCJ: winning the scramble is winning
TXC2: !clips
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Heefnoff: DUMMY
mtvcdm: Get beat on son
Bearudite: talk shit get hit
saucemaster5000: damn, borscht taking a stray
AceGun_: No shame losing to tortilla soup.
Mr_Horrible: Taunt-to-Get-Bodied, timeless combo
Heefnoff: SCOOPS
ManWithTheMask13:

JinaMahavira:

violetblight: THEY REMATCHED????
Heefnoff: YESSIRRRRR
Heefnoff: Some people prefer lead in their paint
Heefnoff: It's all 6 buttons
violetblight: nah i mean they taunted and lost i wouldve run into a cave in shame
saucemaster5000: lmaooo
Heefnoff: Or you map a button for it
BusTed:

Aceviru: Haha
Zaneysed: All punchs and kicks
Mr_Horrible: LMAO
Heefnoff: NAH LOCK IN
Heefnoff: LMAOOOO
ManWithTheMask13: He's becoming a fighting game palyer
MWGNZ:

Alex_Frostfire: Announcer voice: "You beat... no I'm not reading that."
Heefnoff: IT'S IMPORTANT LMAOOOO
ManWithTheMask13: He's learning
NewtyNewts: If you're playing keyboard, it's ujiokl
JinaMahavira: Heef's cackling
Heefnoff: NOT THE CRACK PIPE
LowUpsideCJ: lmaoooo
Heefnoff: LMAOOOOO
violetblight: you gotta know!
Heefnoff: If they're gonna do crack they gotta do it responsibly
Mr_Horrible: Heef like "nah I'm the COOL teacher, listen up-"
Heefnoff: Good parenting
Scrubbodiestobears: see adam that's how you make a funny joke
ManWithTheMask13: That's tech
Heefnoff: Insane
violetblight: nvm nelsons the comedian here, adams the studio audience
saucemaster5000: fuck that was 10%er
Mr_Horrible: he's listening, he's learning
Heefnoff: Look taunting might be an important mechanic
mtvcdm: If you're gonna taunt... the devs put the button in there, it's available to do, but oh my God you'd better win afterwards
Heefnoff: How else will he play shin akuma
TXC2: Adam is the straight man
NewtyNewts: it's not me either
NewtyNewts: i swear
violetblight: hey wait why am i getting slander'd as an aki player
Heefnoff: On pride month?
Heefnoff: JUDGE
AceGun_:
@violetblight Welcome! 
Mr_Horrible: that's a fireable offense for the next 3 days
NewtyNewts: @violetblight Ooh, new club member
JinaMahavira: I think Nelly is excited to have a chance of winning against Aki
Mr_Horrible: better keep that to yourself, pal
mtvcdm: Have you seen the fighters on the St. Louis team this year? They have some quite unusual names.
saucemaster5000: we're gonna start putting you in the boo box for june
violetblight: WHAT
TXC2: Heefnoff we're allowed one, he holds all the Hetero-ness for the month
Heefnoff: We're taking your white ass to funky town
Heefnoff: Oh true if he didn't it'd break containment I see the vision @TXC2
Heefnoff: Nelly's got some FOOZIES dude
Heefnoff: He is playing real ass street fighter
solemn_storm: lp lp lp
solemn_storm: lp lp lp di
solemn_storm: it's a vibe!
Heefnoff: YESSIRRRRR BOMBOS
Mr_Horrible: da jabs, dey go da distance
tod_vom_himmel: they are old asf
Heefnoff: They passed the unc check
tod_vom_himmel: their name references pengu
Mr_Horrible: "With a jab this good, who needs sweeps?"
solemn_storm: D:
Izandai: I'm sure I could kill Elon Musk with a deck of playing cards.
saucemaster5000: I use the cards to breach the hull
violetblight: why would we be mean to nelson we have that chat relationship with you adam
NewtyNewts: What's the backing on the playing cards?
Bearudite: open the airlock
NewtyNewts: Yes?
Heefnoff: NOOT NOOT
Heefnoff: ADAM
Heefnoff: You're a cool guy
Heefnoff:

mtvcdm: Come to think of it, when *are* they putting Pingu in Street Fighter
saucemaster5000: we'll bring it up at the next parent teacher conference
ManWithTheMask13: I've never been convicted of bullying Adam
TXC2: yet
violetblight: nah deserved, light whip is a crime
mtvcdm: Next season they put in all the puppets from Don't you Put It In Your Mouth
LowUpsideCJ: @manwiththemask13 never from a jury of your peers
ManWithTheMask13:
@LowUpsideCJ Also keyword there was "convicted" 
saucemaster5000: only cause we worry if you get imprisoned you're gonna count of monte cristo us doom
Heefnoff: So if you were nasty
Heefnoff: Yeah exactly
Heefnoff: You already know
ManWithTheMask13: @saucemaster5000 You know I would
saucemaster5000: Dumas getting referenced more in this chat than all of twitch's lifespan
NewtyNewts: It's #feet
AceGun_: we will not explain ourselves.
TXC2: saucemaster5000 we're a sophisticated chat
violetblight: aki players have a lot more to explain for first tbh
TXC2: !fart
LRRbot: Sphincter vibrations!
NorthstarTex: !advice
LRRbot: When you're walling somebody in, make sure you're standing on the right side of the wall.
TXC2: isn't that also a Dumas reference? lrrbot getting sentient again
solemn_storm: good tech
NewtyNewts: Good defensive play
Heefnoff: I think
Heefnoff: Nelly might be goated
Heefnoff: The goal is making SF6 as streamlined as possible in terms of your gameplay decisions
Musicsquid: Inspiring as hell Nelly
Heefnoff: The game feels open ended and scary at first, and you start to improve a lot when you cut out less effective options
Heefnoff: SHIRTS OFF BOYS
ManWithTheMask13: Deadass, I mean Nelly WAS the person that inspired me to pick up SF6 and try fighting games
Heefnoff: Man I remember that bit
saucemaster5000: pants down tarps off that's the way we like to
ManWithTheMask13: Nelly is my hero
ManWithTheMask13: LMAO
tod_vom_himmel: doom is NELLYS fault?
AceGun_: look at the evil you have brought forth.
JinaMahavira: get influenced
violetblight: damn nelly you brought another gief into the world
Heefnoff: Lmao
ManWithTheMask13: Nelly got his hands on the Necronomicon
Heefnoff: Doom joined the war on terror on the side of terror
Heefnoff:

violetblight: LMAO
Zaneysed: The Nellynomicon
Heefnoff: I think Gief is stinky
Heefnoff: Gief last patch was a menace and I don't like him
violetblight: i mean id hate zangief way more if i had to regularly fight itazan or kobayan
Heefnoff: That matchup feels so baaaaaad
Zaneysed: Been in that PoE hole?
ManWithTheMask13: My observations from the Gief changes: Spinebuster's worse and that's it
AceGun_: He's still ranked highly in Japan, right above Manon.
saucemaster5000: was looking at some japanese players ranking the cast this season, they def think gief is still top tier
Heefnoff: I'm curious how Alex will be when he comes out
Zaneysed: This ryu is slow
Heefnoff: That's who I played in SFV
saucemaster5000: (and even they have started putting manon down further)
ManWithTheMask13: Gief is still totally fine and viable
saucemaster5000: one of those was nemo tho
AceGun_: Someone call infil and get it in the glossary.
LowUpsideCJ: I’m still playing Alex in street fighter 5
ManWithTheMask13: Ryu does season 2 Gief dmg
saucemaster5000: it me, the ryu hater
violetblight: man FUCK ryu
ManWithTheMask13: It's me, I hate Ryu (in 6)
Musicsquid: I will die a Ken hater
GGsLive: I don't like Ryu's attitude
Mr_Horrible: he's a Chode-o
TXC2: it's 'cause he's the protag
LowUpsideCJ: he dumped me on prom night
Heefnoff: How could one man be so homeless
A_Dub888: maybe they’re just tsundere for Ryu
Izandai: Some people just hate protagonists.
Zaneysed: Cause people are haters out here
violetblight: whys he so chill, has he seen global warming
AceGun_: He won't give Ken his headband back!
ManWithTheMask13:
He's got good jump-in for Gief 
NewtyNewts: This DI was made for me!
Bearudite: ryu got all the attitude of a untoasted slice of wonderbread
Izandai: TRUE
Izandai: That is actually the truth.
Prop_PT: any gamers looking to jam I have a room
Izandai: Some people will look at a thing that a lot of people like and decide purely on that basis that it's complete dogshit.
saucemaster5000: @Izandai this is really not what folks who hate ryu are doing
AceGun_: He literally JUST said it.
violetblight: you said you wanted a break from that one
Prop_PT: Nelson just played the Uno reverse card
Heefnoff: I didn't hear that
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TXC2: Adam is correct
Heefnoff:

Mr_Horrible: yeah you tell 'em Nelson
NewtyNewts: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh one more?
Mr_Horrible: don't let Adam bully you
violetblight: asking chats a bad idea adam
A_Dub888: I heard gamer noises
violetblight: hes a real ranked player
Prop_PT: just terry things
TXC2:
it's not that Nelson lied, it's that he failed to quit 
JessieImproved: I could help if I didn't have ADHD and didn't process the words for a bit
saucemaster5000: ymca terry
Jigokuro: He said "I'm gonna give myself a break there" which MIGHT mean a break from being hard on himself about a mistake... maybe. Probably not.
TXC2: he looks like he's from the 90s
GGsLive: That looks like something Ryu would wear
Mr_Horrible: daaaaamn
Mr_Horrible: so close
Zaneysed: The vest gotta go Terry
TXC2: it looks like something John Cena would where
saucemaster5000: people ask him if it's laundry day when he shows up
Aceviru: Wearing his dad's shirt
Musicsquid: He looks likes he’s selling tickets he scalped outside a basketball game
Zaneysed: Like minus the vest im about this
AceGun_: "Are you okay?!" "yes."
Mr_Horrible: okay but that's a great dynamic
violetblight: nah but thats a vibe tho
therepoman__: He's just gearing up to go play a pick up game at the local rec center
A_Dub888: @TXC2 How many Moves of Doom does Terry have?
ManWithTheMask13: Terry has none of my moves
Musicsquid: I own way too many oversized hoodies for someone who lives in Florida
AceGun_: It looks like he's dressed "in case he wants to go to the gym", but never does.
violetblight: truly one of lifes great tragedies that statistically i will probably not have a much taller partner to steal tshirts from
TXC2:
A_Dub888 I don't know Terry's moveset, so lets say 4 
ManWithTheMask13: @violetblight wait ur spittin, that is fucked up
ManWithTheMask13: I never realized it
NewtyNewts: You've recognized the tilt. That's the first step to untilting
Prop_PT: @A_Dub888 yes
Mr_Horrible: dinger
Mr_Horrible: damb
A_Dub888: @TXC2 wait a second, how do you know what John Cena wears? You can see him???
Mr_Horrible: @A_Dub888 we just see the outfit floating there
violetblight: on it boss
TXC2: A_Dub888 yes...he looks like Ernest
saucemaster5000: potty mouth
Mai_Andra: John Cena with a shirt un-tucked?! I can't see it.
Mr_Horrible: they led with a hit so it got the scaling, I think
therepoman__: NICE
ManWithTheMask13: lfg
Mr_Horrible:

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Musicsquid: I’m pissed (appreciative)
Mr_Horrible: it's not a "Why didn't you do that?" it's a "There are opportunities everywhere", although it can be hard to hear it like that some times
violetblight: i gotta say, you sitting there and anti-airing twice and them just standing there confused was sick
Mr_Horrible: yeah the 2 AA's and then OP just sitting in the corner was great
30teracyte: burn knuckle is a tricky one in particular since the situation afterward is so dependent on the spacing beforehand
Mr_Horrible: "Wait, how do I get out of here?"
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Mr_Horrible: that whiff I definitely understand, since this whole match was making you cagey on the range of rising tackle
Musicsquid: thanks for the stream gents
Mr_Horrible: good games today, Nelly
TXC2: thanks for streaming Adam and Nelson
Mr_Horrible:
shock, chill, ignite, freeze... 
TXC2: !patreon
Prop_PT: for anyone looking for more SF6 I suggest Sajam Slam starting in 2h
therepoman__: He's just like me frfr
Bearudite: satsui no howdareyou
TXC2: Bye Nelson
Musicsquid: Bye Nelly ggs
MrSarkhan:

JinaMahavira: Bye!
Mr_Horrible: byeeeeee Nelson
ManWithTheMask13: ggs ggs ggs
GGsLive: I dont
Aceviru: See ya Nelly
ManWithTheMask13: Good work this week, Nelly
Bearudite: I beat it by being bald
TXC2: ^
Mr_Horrible: proper cushioning on your headphone band is important
rosesmcgee: ggs Nelly
Mr_Horrible: you don't want that tyler1 head dent
therepoman__: I miss him already
Musicsquid: good stream boss
rosesmcgee: That's a good egg, and not just the shape of his head
Mr_Horrible: it's tough!
Musicsquid: dude mental battle is the hardest part
JessieImproved: Learning a game that's hard is frustrating
TXC2: the mental is the hardest part of life
JessieImproved: This is one of the most wholesome and uplifting shows I watch right now, no lie
TXC2: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: ChillPoint (Paul, Beej and Heather chat about Video Games and Video Game related news!) at Fri 02:00 PM PDT (56m from now).
PorpoisesUnknown: "If you feed us, we will come." - Adam (probably)
saucemaster5000: fuck now I have no excuse to not go do errands
TXC2: !events
ManWithTheMask13:

MWGNZ:

Zaneysed: God I must be really good then
saucemaster5000: we're going full jk simmons whiplash on him
ManWithTheMask13: The smack talk's gonna be diabolical
Musicsquid: Catch you later Adam, thanks for vibes, imma stay on that SF grind brother
Mr_Horrible: commanding a sealed final fantasy box
Mr_Horrible: "Sit. Stay."
ManWithTheMask13: See you on the flip, brother
JinaMahavira: You on this one?
JessieImproved: The Split Fiction run has been really good
Mr_Horrible: it's timeless!
30teracyte: lmao
JessieImproved: James FTW
creasehearst: that image came from James
TXC2: 'cause it's funny damnit
Mai_Andra: still relavent
Aceviru: o/
Spades_Slicc: You're taking what off?
TXC2: !discord
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Mr_Horrible: thanks for da stream, boss
TXC2: !contact
LRRbot:
ALL of LRR's active and official points of contact can be found on the Master Contact List: https://lrr.cc/contact
ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: ChillPoint (Paul, Beej and Heather chat about Video Games and Video Game related news!) at Fri 02:00 PM PDT (53m from now).
TXC2: Goodnight everybody
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