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RockPusher: I nerd-sniped myself looking at the wikipedia list of Harrier hull losses
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GapFiller: this is no doubt come up before (during one of the innumerable previous times it happend no less) but there any pinpointable reason this keeps happening
GapFiller: something specific abt the War Thunder community
RockPusher: GapFiller I would posit it's just a numbers thing - a critical mass of military hardware nerds who have access to materials with similar dispositions about things being wrong all in one place
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mtvcdm: I think it's crossed from accidental to increasingly something you actively try to invoke as a matter of spycraft.
RockPusher: and we hear about it more reliably when it happens now *because* it is memetic that it happens
GapFiller: RockPusher might be that simple yeh but its the reoccurring nature of it that gets me
Juliamon: People will leak dumb shit in EVERY fandom, this one just happens to have sensitive government information to leak
GapFiller: Juliamon thats the other thing
Juliamon: consider how many leaks WotC has to deal with in any given year
mtvcdm: If you know it's this easy to get someone to leak military secrets, a government intelligence agency is going to put someone on that to try and force it out of others.
EvilBadman: you should eat it
KaleidoscopeMind: no that sandwich is a forbidden idea
incslayer: @mtvcdm remember the old adage "never attribute to malice that which can be explained by stupidity"
mtvcdm: I hear there's walnuts
KaleidoscopeMind: do not think about the sandwich
RockPusher: that's why they are forbidden - they are covered in sandwich
Snowcookies: Someone on Discord mentioned that the public data on these vehicles often omit stuff, and WarThunder devs use public info which ppl who have insider info might think badly
GapFiller: Juliamon wanna say surely Sensitive Government Info is a dfft tier to WotC but otoh we all know these are the kinda nerds who dont recognise that difference
EvilBadman: how many steps is that sandwhich
BusTed:
RockPusher:
gotta get that
mtvcdm: Sometimes a sandwich is fruit and cake
DeM0nFiRe: Alternate Reality Gyro
RockPusher:
kingandcommoner: Is the ham clverly sliced so stacking it into a sandwich makes a qr code?
Juliamon: GapFiller yeah leakers are desperate to prove a thing right/wrong purely for the sake of it, not because of its level of importance
GapFiller:
!?
incslayer: is a ham slam like a timtam slam?
GapFiller:
o7
EvilBadman: but it's sonic's 30th anniversary
KaleidoscopeMind: we should see a doctor about that
mtvcdm: @Juliamon And that's spycraft: find out someone's motivations and press on them until they give you what you want.
hyalopterous: Alas, Beej
mtvcdm: Did you know the War Thunder loops?
hyalopterous: It's that time again
7gorobei: there was a video that went over every WT 'leak' up to that date. 99% of it was easily searchable/findable on the internet. the violations are more letter of the law than actual secrets that china/rus/iran didnt know about.
GapFiller:
the evergreener for me is Raytheon claiming they are NOT factoring War Thunder into their security clearance background checks
TheMerricat:
I can't wait till people start leaking Warframe secrets. 
SocraticMethod: @GapFiller It's mostly because a) devs go for "realism" so having a document to back it up improves the argument b) people aren't fully up on what infosec so they think it's available on the internet it's fair game c) Gaijin is a Russian company and they try to follow the infosec regulations so they remove any import restricted information, which brings me to point
MWGNZ: not a fresh leak
SocraticMethod: @SocraticMethod d) vast majority of the "leaks" aren't leaks but breach of export regulations and it was memed into "Warthunder players keep leaking classified info !!!
Juliamon: Fresh for War Thunder, not for the internet at large
RockPusher: Documents become leaked…
SocraticMethod: Like, I think there was 2 actual leaks and they were un-redaction of parts of otherwise available documents
gnyrinn: Make sure your leeks are fresh. Otherwise your quiche will not turn out right.
mtvcdm: Gary Gygax solved this problem by introducing a dragon
mtvcdm: Gygax was literally like, go ahead, try and argue the parameters of a dragon, let's hear it
SocraticMethod: I'm 100% sure similar things happens in DCS but no-one cares about it so it gets forgotten
incslayer: yea only if they are made in the harrier region of france otherwise they are just sparkling vtols
MWGNZ: war thunder even explicitly calls this out in their 'dont leak classified docs' policy
mtvcdm: Is that a thread title or a Kingdom Hearts sequel
KaleidoscopeMind: what was the trainer variant's starter?
gnyrinn: @MWGNZ Imagine running a forum and having to explicitly state that in your TOS.
mtvcdm: pls buff harrier jet
RockPusher: The Harrier is a fantastic machine
RockPusher: Humans are just bad at operating complex machines
GapFiller:
thought occurs theres prob a significant overlap between War Thunder nerd and Wikipedia Editor nerd
mtvcdm: Man, remember when someone tried to sue Pepsi to give them a Harrier in the Pepsi Stuff campaign?
TheMerricat:
@RockPusher And the military is famous for always ensuring that appropriately qualified individuals are always assigned to appropriate equipment.
Izandai: Cutting maintenance rarely has immediate consequences, especially if you do it a little at a time, so it always feels like you can get away with it.
TheAinMAP: I think the movie "True Lies" heavily features a harrier jet.
SocraticMethod: @mtvcdm I would take a fighter jet. Even if was a harrier.
RubikDarkwill: "If you don't schedule maintenance, the machine will schedule maintenance for you"
mtvcdm: If they're doing it for the meme that's not less dumb
RockPusher: "Given his extensive experience with the craft, investigators decided that the presence of his fiancé on [the ship] somehow caused the crash."
gnyrinn: @mtvcdm I just remember the Pepsi ad campaign that was so badly thought out that they accidentally promised Harrier jets to basically everyone.
RockPusher: good old fashioned machismo
KaleidoscopeMind: if it was for the meme, someone would have made up fake restricted documents to "leak"
mtvcdm: @gnyrinn I do still have the wallet I got from that campaign though. It's held up this long and still doing fine. It's a good wallet.
TheMerricat:
The 4d chess move is leaking info on weapon platforms you want nerfed because if the devs know about it's capabilities, they cant code them in.
7gorobei: as for why they put this stuff in the WT forum: during the alpha/beta the game was 1930-1950 planes. gaijin had all kinds of errors in stats and the playerbase provided documentation from publicly released data. the devs started a policy if you could provide 2 to 3 documented sources they would change the stats/gamemodel. the problem came when they kept adding more modern vehicles. eventually they caught up to present day classified tech or smaller nations using last gen tech.
RockPusher: Roblox continued existence saddens me
GapFiller: from War Thunder to Roblox is one of those Sublime Ridiculous story transitions
SocraticMethod: @KaleidoscopeMind Wouldn't have to be made up, could be copied from internet. There is tons of export restricted/improperly exposed documents floating around in milsim circles
GapFiller: perhaps w/ the Sonic 30th story was the Ludicrous third beat transition
kingandcommoner: Are you telling me saying "in Minecraft" isn't going to be able to fool the nsa again?
TheMerricat: Note chat, appending "in Minecraft" to your statements does NOT shield you from being arrested and charged for crime.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TheMerricat As it shouldn't
RockPusher: *credible* threat
gnyrinn: Any game other than Roblox will also occasionally get a news story like "This bit of silly but harmless whimsy happened in/near <GAME>"
GapFiller: something something heated gamer moment
Laserbeaks_Fury: Just kidding...unless
ArcOfTheConclave: It was a heated gamer moment
SocraticMethod: "Dig up, stupid!"
TheMerricat:
@gnyrinn I asked Google to search for positive Roblox news stories. Literally the only stuff it gave me was "you thought it was too late to buy Roblox stocks?!" type stories.
SocraticMethod: Usually [...] is shortening
Izandai: "Dealt with" is a poor choice of words here, Paul.
GapFiller: Izandai or its the best choice eh
RockPusher: People enjoy Balatro, news at 11!
Sarah_Serinde: I have fond memories of the e-reader
Juliamon: We did
DeM0nFiRe: We did
RockPusher glances at Balatro on the summer sale
TheMerricat: Was the ereader for Gameboy Advance just a high tech punch card reader?
Juliamon: There were a couple Pokemon TCG expansions that used it
GapFiller: per wikip the ereader was NA released September 2002
Sarah_Serinde:
That was very good 
GapFiller: this makes me wonder if LRR has ever done anything strictly for themselves only
mister_nibbles: ah yes, corporate bootlicker Jack Black
gnyrinn: I hope the Concord developers have a private server where they play it and have fun. If that was a real story it would warm my heart no end.
TheDevil_Risen: 3D photo point scan to create a mesh, nice
EvilBadman: Pitfall
TheDevil_Risen: ^
MungoDude: Activision
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ButButTheJesus: huh
MungoDude: weird that Jack Black is two people in Smash
ArcOfTheConclave: nostalgic for the devs?
Izandai: @mister_nibbles 🙄
TehAmelie: ha, Jack Black looked like a teen at 23 and in this thirties he looked like someone in his thirties who would play a teenager on TV and then with a beard he started looking 60
GapFiller: Tony Hawk is 57 per a quick search
TheMerricat: Chat, can you imagine in 30 years folks having nostalgia for the last three Star Wars movies, Picard, and Section 31?
GapFiller: which is acutally surprising ly old
TehAmelie: @GapFiller imagine how old his knees are
GapFiller: late fifties to early forties late thirites feels long enough to be a gengap
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie Much younger
ArcOfTheConclave: a bunch of the deep cuts are to entertain the child's parents when they a watching kids movies
mister_nibbles: fun fact, Bugs Bunny is responsible for Nimrod being an insult. In the original cartoon he used it about Elmer Fudd referencing a biblical figure that was a legendary hunter, it wasn't intended to be an insult at all.
Izandai: Well, it was, because he was making the comparison sarcastically.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Tony Hawk has had an enormous number of joints replaced IIRC
TehAmelie: that figures
mtvcdm: How many people knew who Nimrod was
7gorobei: the tony hawk of theseus?
gnyrinn: One Bugs Bunny cartoon was just about Wagnerian opera, so yeah - stuff your cartoons full of references that the kiddies won't get(at first).
EvilBadman: they sure had a gundam
GapFiller: mtvcdm he IS a Biblical figure
hyalopterous: Nicki Manaj
Izandai: @mtvcdm Not enough for it to not take root in the cultural consciousness as a generic insult.
hyalopterous: or however yu spell it
EvilBadman:
I'm building a COD or FORT this or that 
TehAmelie: i learned of Nimrod from reading X-Men
mtvcdm: @GapFiller There's lots of biblical figures and some are a heck of a lot less famous than others
CaptainSpam: Are Beavis and Butthead just skins, or do they get a campaign?
TehAmelie: what is this "Beegs Buny"
artdecosunburn: @TheMerricat Every time people muse about new media nostalgia, I point out that in 40 years a silver-haired Miley Cyrus will be feted at the Kennedy Center Honors the way Aretha Franklin or Barbara Streisand would have in their 70s.
Marvoleath: "pay to lose"
TheMerricat: Pay to lose?
EvilBadman: @TheMerricat That's gambling
Thefluffiestguineapig: @7gorobei Basically, I know he had to have his femur and elbow "surgically realigned" which is so vague and also meaningless
Izandai: @TheMerricat Two thirds of one of these things is not like the other.
BusTed: They were shorts first, right?
LordZarano: Words changing to the opposite meaning due to being used sarcastically has been a long tradition in many languages
artdecosunburn: @mtvcdm Shadrach, Meshach, and Abendago?
TehAmelie: all teenagers must discover Beavis & Butthead
TheMerricat: @lordzarano literally.
ButButTheJesus: We had the movie
CaptainSpam: They also riff on music videos.
mtvcdm: They walk around town doing dumb stuff
artdecosunburn: Framing device.
Firewhiskers: They would walk around town and get in adventures
mtvcdm: Daria was a spinoff and was far more intelligent
EvilBadman: they got in dumb "slice of life" adventures
BusTed: there was loose narrative
hyalopterous: King of the Hill too
GapFiller: dunno the NA situation but over here it being on MTV (which in the nineties was strictly a Sky channel) limited its audience
ButButTheJesus: Weren't they the origin of Hank Hill from king of the hill?
Firewhiskers: The first Beavis and Butthead short was called Frog Baseball and was on the indie film scene for a while
GapFiller: like many knew abt Beavis & butthead but few actually watched it at the time
GapFiller: bit like early Simpsons ect in that respect
Izandai: All I've seen of Beavis and Butthead is Drill Sergeant Sex Ed.
hyalopterous: Simpsons started on the Tracy Ullman show
artdecosunburn: Well, given the Supreme Court will likely strip union protections over the next year, we should take labor wins where we can.
Thefluffiestguineapig: A lot of what is now classic animation started as side projects on other bigger now forgotten shows
Firewhiskers: Who else misses The Critic?
GapFiller: Firewhiskers IT STINKS!
artdecosunburn: @Firewhiskers Great show.
TheMerricat: So internet went down just as I was typing up a factoid. Daria _was_ a spinoff. King of the Hill wasn't. They originally floated the idea that they would be neighbors, but decided not to tie the two worlds together.
GapFiller: CHANNEL WHEELER!
RockPusher:
artdecosunburn: @TheMerricat I think they're all in the Tommy Westphall universe.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @artdecosunburn For me it will take longer for it to get to that point because they can't take that step without cases to pick from and I didn't see anything on the docket for their next session in that vein
GapFiller:
TheMerricat:
@artdecosunburn
RockPusher:
I believe in Kathleen's ability to horrify
Thefluffiestguineapig: @RockPusher I believe in it very strongly
GapFiller: RockPusher this ofc is the same Kathleen who brought us Vote Lizard
artdecosunburn: @Thefluffiestguineapig You're more optimistic than I am. I anticipate executive orders over federal RIFs triggering injunctions that will lead to emergency rulings, setting precedent outside of the normal term.
RockPusher: !quote 4516
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TheDevil_Risen:
in other news, the Landmark settlement of $50m from Meta for Australian users impacted by Cambridge Analytica incident has started paying out 
gnyrinn: @RockPusher Too bad we can't make that datestamp refer to the original day of the quote.
Kazman20a: I remember thinking while I don't play my switch holding it like that I grab a drink or answer the phone holding it in one hand,pretty much that way
artdecosunburn: Vote early, vote python?
Doc_Layzah: Cube
Foxmar320: Dbrand said people were holding it wrong
EvilBadman: These are the "Sue us for our PS5 plates, Sony" folks
SocraticMethod: It's not distance, it's that there is a lip around joycons. The case filled the lip which caused torque when holding in certain way
RockPusher:
Thefluffiestguineapig: @artdecosunburn I think this isn't the place for this kind of in depth discussion, but regardless the chief justice is a moderate and none of them have been inclined to stretch Supreme Court authority in that way
whatthebus: Todd Macfarlane in shambles
kingandcommoner: Are you saying my Spawn collection isn't valuable anmore?
mtvcdm: Edgy in the 90's meant never using capital letters to spell anything
Thefluffiestguineapig: @whatthebus Sorry, what?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Why is Todd MacFarlane mad now?
GapFiller: mtvcdm dont forgot extreme kool letterz lrc
whatthebus: @Thefluffiestguineapig because he was the cool and edgy comics guy in the 90s
SocraticMethod: It's when holding one-handed and the fingers hit the main body. It happens to some, not to others
RockPusher:
GapFiller but the cool 'S' is eternal, right? 
Firewhiskers: @mtvcdm Edgy in the 90s was when Nintendo advertised the N64 with a Butthole Surfers song
mtvcdm: Edgy in the 90's meant naming your band the Butthole Surfers
GapFiller: mtvcdm they were an eighties band tho
Thefluffiestguineapig: @whatthebus Ah, gotcha, I just saw the Spawn comment after and brain caught up
EvilBadman: "I'm a surfer!"
TheMerricat:
And now people name their band Tropical F***storm.
GapFiller: otoh they only 'made it' in the nineties tbf
TehAmelie: i always liked The Buzzcocks
incslayer: @TheMerricat which i will read as Tropical Fartstorm
TheDevil_Risen: hahaha
MWGNZ: thats a good pr statement tbh
mister_nibbles: i mean... it would be nice if they had stepped up the first time, but at least they only took one round of backlash to get their heads on straight
ArcOfTheConclave: that was a good apology
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's better than 90% of pr statements
RockPusher: indeed, that is a good piece of damage control
Tiber727: It sounds like a human wrote it rather than a robot from planet PR.
Firewhiskers: @GapFiller In which Nintendo bleeps out the word "hell"
TheDevil_Risen: ahhh samsung, causing issues again
SocraticMethod: "Not removable" is ... not strictly true
mtvcdm: You can remove lots of things... it's just putting it back after
Thefluffiestguineapig: @SocraticMethod I would say "not intended to be removable by the public"
TheMerricat: They killed off all their CYOA movies
Thefluffiestguineapig: But why thoooooo
Juliamon: July
Juliamon: yeah, I bought the first two on mobile, and wouldn't want to break up the trilogy across devices
gnyrinn: BTW: Is there anyone here who's heard of a trackball being referred to as a "rat", on account of it being kinda like a mouse, but bigger?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @gnyrinn No
Juliamon: gnyrinn I haven't, but also that's not strictly true
LordZarano: A graphics tablet works well for touch controls on pc fwiw
incslayer: beyond good and evil 2?
ThorSokar: It's almost like piracy is becoming the only option all over again...
CaptainSpam: Man, that penguin game.
GapFiller: time for an Adam W+P guest spot
ThorSokar: The Penguin Game was amazing
Thefluffiestguineapig: @GapFiller An all fighting game one would be very funny
mtvcdm: ohhhhhhhhhh
Thefluffiestguineapig: woooooooooooooooooow
CaptainSpam: yuuuuuuuuup.
gnyrinn: Is that a title or a description of gameplay?
Thefluffiestguineapig: I cannot face palm hard enough
mtvcdm: 'seductive' huh
RockPusher: seductive horror sure is a choice of words
Juliamon: This is an extremely targeted fetish
RockPusher: … I guess we do endorse fearousal around here…
CaptainSpam: Well, really hates ASMR *or* really hates anime girls. Or both!
mtvcdm: But are there walnuts
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon That someone didn't realize they were making a game for
Thefluffiestguineapig: Well that was prompt
Thefluffiestguineapig:
mtvcdm: Heather got real expressive in that readout
RubikDarkwill: Sounds like it was written by AI too
Thefluffiestguineapig: @mtvcdm I think Heather was the appropriate amount of expressive in that read
TehAmelie: oh yeah that was a thing
Juliamon: My sister, without any prior Warcraft knowledge, enjoyed it
RockPusher: I believe it existed
CaptainSpam: The source of Judge Dredd.
GapFiller: 2000AD!
Voidhawk42: ABC Warriors!
Voidhawk42: Transmetropolitan!
GapFiller: virtually every major British comic person from the past fifty years has worked for 2000AD in one way or another
GapFiller: inc but not ltd to ALan Moore and the rest of the eighties invasion
TehAmelie: was Transmet theirs? i thought it was published by Vertigo from the start
GapFiller: TehAmelie Ellis did 2000AD stuff prior
GapFiller: tho phunnily enough Ellis is by far the British comic guy w/ the least 2000AD on his cv
mtvcdm: The frothing masses demanded Gex
GapFiller: ie 2000AD figures into the resumes of Moore Morrison Gaiman Ennis ect significantly more
GapFiller: tangential phun phact: Gex voiced by The Cat from Red Dwarf
RubikDarkwill: @GapFiller FISH!
Foxmar320: Dana Gould voiced the US Gex
TheDevil_Risen: matsuno sama!
LordZarano: 'Danny John-Jules provided his voice for the character of Gex in the UK and European release of Gex 3: Deep Cover Gecko."
cmdrud87: !next
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CaptainSpam: I mean, yeah, you change your script based on the medium. Gotta do that.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @CaptainSpam Hence why I hate editing audio drama scrips for people who are successful published novelists, because they think they are great but they have zero skill in this medium
GapFiller: CaptainSpam Thefluffiestguineapig turns out being good at writing in one medium doesnt necessairly transfer to being good at writing in another medium eh
MungoDude: five-thousand three-hundred and seven
TehAmelie: i sure try to make my dialogue sound like actual talking but it would seem obvious that doesn't mean i can write audio drama >_>
GapFiller: TehAmelie eeriely enough the Realistic Diction is Unrealistic tvtropes page is open on my other monitor rn
TehAmelie: hoho
gnyrinn: Xanathor - The t is silent.
gnyrinn: *h
mtvcdm: Or spelling it out when it's just impossible
Thefluffiestguineapig: @GapFiller Similar to how I hate dealing with human doctors as owners in veterinary settings, you are not the expert here, I will happily explain it to you but trying to explain "well in human medicine" to try to tell me why your dog/cat/ferret shouldn't need _______ doesn't work
LordZarano: "I have a spelling checker, It came with my PC. It plane lee marks four my revue Miss steaks aye can knot sea." - Candidate for a Pullet Surprise
TehAmelie: seems a lot of things would eb harder when you have patients who can't speak for themselves
GapFiller: LordZarano Survival of the Fittest Typo eh
Wicker_Guide: made a lot of old civ players unhappy. Just as planned
TehAmelie: but starting is the most interesting part
SocraticMethod: Like in stellaris, the endgame is the least interesting part
ProcyonFlynn:
Old Civ Players - aka, not the target market 
RockPusher: Big McHugeLarge
TehAmelie: explore, expand, go "alrighty then," start over
TheDevil_Risen: great people
TheDevil_Risen: i think
Wicker_Guide: explore, expand, exploit, go "I could have done this better. Should restart"
Thefluffiestguineapig: Why are they mad about this?
Sethalidos: because grognards
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is it a "this is different and therefore ruined" kind of thing?
TehAmelie: antiquities, modernity, industrial age, modernity again. . .
Wicker_Guide: post-apocalyptic cockroach revival, rennaissance, modernity a third time
TehAmelie: and then post-modernism
ProcyonFlynn: The only semi-valid complaint I've heard about the new Civ is that "they changed so much that it feels like a copycat game, not a mainline title"
TehAmelie: me, i'm saving a bit of money and aggrevation by still playing Civ 5
Wicker_Guide: press X for concern
Foxmar320: The graph for that story is amazing
ThorSokar: shocked, I am SHOCKED I tell you!
KaleidoscopeMind: that's a common enough name that even if your name is andrew wilson, it may not be great either
kingandcommoner: Fire the level 4s
Wicker_Guide: mean almost certainly much higher
ProcyonFlynn: What's Mode again?
SocraticMethod: @ProcyonFlynn The most values in dataset
ThorSokar: AND I feel like there are a FEW outliers ruining that
kingandcommoner: wait EA works on commission?
KaleidoscopeMind: job title: "Median employee"
Wicker_Guide: Now I want to know who this mysterious 'median employee" is
Angreed66: median is usually a better metric of income in a capitalist scociety
SocraticMethod: @SocraticMethod f.e. if dataset had "1 1 1 1 2 2 3 3 3" the mode is 1
gnyrinn: A drop in nominal terms of the median salary!? That's depressing and infuriating in equal measure.
ProcyonFlynn: @Angreed66 Accurate? Better and "capitalist" in the same sentence just seems wrong.
BusTed: Does it mean that person has no upward movement?
Wicker_Guide: that they're using median is, I think, good. That they literally picked a "median employee" somehow suggests to me they somehow messed it up
ProcyonFlynn: @SocraticMethod thank you.
TehAmelie: perfectly matched to inflation huh
kingandcommoner: That's what logarithmic scales are for
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hmhm
BusTed:
GapFiller: kin ell
Thefluffiestguineapig: It's so good
ProcyonFlynn:
Journalism! 
KaleidoscopeMind: wait
Foxmar320: Hollllld
mtvcdm: wheeeeeeeeeeeeee
ThorSokar: EAT THE RICH
Snowcookies: lmao
Thefluffiestguineapig: Get the guillotines
Wicker_Guide:
statistics
Snowcookies: wtf
Doc_Layzah: It just means that this person has the same number of people making less than them as making more than them, and somehow that's been true for a year running
TehAmelie: this reminds me of a video traversing a scale model of the solar system at light speed
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh boo hoo
LordZarano: As xkcd says "logarithmic scales are for cowards"
kingandcommoner: I was more speaking to the original chart; hiding the data was kind of the point there
ProcyonFlynn: Pie-Chart as a treat? I dunno, pie is more of a dessert
Thefluffiestguineapig: @kingandcommoner ^^^^^^^^^^^^^It's to make the assholes feel less like fuckwads
Wicker_Guide: "can" doing work in that sentence
Angreed66: can is the operative word as some people react differently
RockPusher:
EvilBadman: It's fine, it's fine I only need this powered room to spawn next to the pump room pr a vented room and
kingandcommoner: @Thefluffiestguineapig I call them much less polite things in my head
TheDevil_Risen: yep, mythbusters used it @LoadingReadyRun
Wicker_Guide: literally ethically approved scientific nuisance
Angreed66: the problem with stress testing is you have to still be ethical
Foxmar320: Want to stress me out just make me go work at walmart again
Thefluffiestguineapig: @kingandcommoner Same, same
Wicker_Guide:
look, it was this or more Milgram experiements 
Doc_Layzah: Method to apply controlled *pain* in a reversible and relatively harmless way
ProcyonFlynn: So ... next Live?
Snowcookies: You can''t subject ppl to stressful situations that aren't ethical
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Wicker_Guide Are they that different?
ProcyonFlynn:
was implied.
sam_newey: !next
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Thefluffiestguineapig: @Doc_Layzah So the machine to simulate stage one labor pains? The one that doesn't do anything?
Wicker_Guide: @Thefluffiestguineapig kinda, yes? The Migram experiments "used" electric shocks, which in theory would be significantly more dangerous. Of course the real stressor was the idea that the subject was inflicting pain on someone else, which I would argue is definitely a more painful stressor than some cold water
MrGibberish: Physiological stress and emotional stress and psychological stress are categorized as different in many papers
RockPusher: Papers Please - really stress them
GapFiller: Split Fiction being the current PiF feels not irrelevant to that lil controller conv
Thefluffiestguineapig: @RockPusher You could take the situations from Papers Please with the dev's permission and just apply real video over that
ProcyonFlynn: College Students, or Adults?
Angreed66: 18-40
Angreed66: so a mix
Wicker_Guide: now I want all psych stress meters to start at "you forgot your keys on the dresser" and have a middle at "your parents are disappointed in you"
kingandcommoner: clair obscur getting over it
EvilBadman: You gotta do the beach episodes
kingandcommoner: or only up
TheDevil_Risen: loll
KaleidoscopeMind: though 18-40 could be "90% college undergrads an 10% 30-40 year olds"
BusTed: how dare
TheDevil_Risen: gg heather
SocraticMethod:
Was it the "Beach that makes people Gommage"?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Only from Checkpoint?
Angreed66: nothing stays dead heather
Wicker_Guide: is this like Atari: a skinsuit with a logo?
ThorSokar: who's wearing their dead husk of skin now?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ThorSokar That has to be an SCP
DeM0nFiRe: Nintendo what Windon't?
Juliamon: yeah, very 2010s Flash
CaptainSpam: Wow, Evel Knievel. Way to appeal to the 70s crowd.
Sarah_Serinde: Ah, new CTS game
Foxmar320: Slow claps...
ProcyonFlynn: This can't keep coming up - it's like the universe is sending out a warning sign.
TehAmelie: who among us isn't covered in dead skin? i mean unless you just had a deep scrub
LiveFaust: Unlockable board skins. An Ian skin.
BusTed: goat simulator
SocraticMethod: 1-2 switch?
Wicker_Guide: so, "we asked our single remaining programmer to cook something up, but they had an interview so their kid did it instead"
Foxmar320: Like even Pummel Party has higher mini game standards
gnyrinn: That's a rejected wii-play game
kingandcommoner: specialize in...porting games from a non-existent console to real ones?
LordZarano: Amico continues to be one long ROBLOX_OOF.mp3
CaptainSpam: "We'll make this FAMIly COMputer, something nobody's tried before..."
Mai_Andra:
Are you describing the Nintendo Wii? 
SAJewers:
just get alex to play them on W+P 
Lady_hosk: Maybe the cornhole one is meant to be laughed at while playing
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah these are some flash games looking mother fucking nonsense shits
Angreed66: sonic
LordZarano: Like Panic publishing Firewatch and Untitled Goose Game before coming out with the Playdate
Foxmar320: I know this!
Foxmar320:
TheAinMAP:
GhostValv: NG++++
EvilBadman: 3 of them!
Wicker_Guide: Sonic is having his 5th 29th birthday
TehAmelie: guy who's insecure about aging: "it's the fifth anniversary of my 29th birthday!"
TheDevil_Risen: its spoiled the email went out earlier
TehAmelie: wow, the drift
TheGuidingLark: they really could just say "3rd decade" and be in the clear
Wicker_Guide: maclaren, go home, you're bussed
mtvcdm: I hope so
Foxmar320: Everyone is in the new Sonic Crossworlds game
TheDevil_Risen: eh sega x koenigsegg would be better imho\
ProcyonFlynn: I wanna see their car in sonic-blue, or they're just lying.
GapFiller: Yahtzee: first thought why the fuck does Sonic the Hedgehog need a car? second thought why the fuck does Sonic the Hedgehog need to still exist?
gnyrinn: Shared DNA? Who in the McLaren lab f**ed a hedgehog?
mtvcdm: when do they install the loop de loop at Monaco
mtvcdm: OH YES
RockPusher: I wonder what Bruce McLaren would think of this
mtvcdm: The 1999 European GP
TehAmelie: doesn't hedgehogs carry scabies or leprosy or something?
Foxmar320: That is an ugly trophy
TheDevil_Risen: 4+
Foxmar320: Yeah classic Sonic
KaleidoscopeMind: i think it's a helmet
saiarcot895: that's a F1 helmet, Paul
Foxmar320: That helm is to small for Sonic
Angreed66: that's a helmet
RubikDarkwill: That's a halmet
ProcyonFlynn: A Hamlet?
mtvcdm: The race was at Donington Park in England
RubikDarkwill: typo
GapFiller: hard to tell but yeh it is
GapFiller: takes a moment of looking to click admittedly
Foxmar320: Sonic killed a F1 driver and is crushing the helmet
Wicker_Guide: sonic is standing on the driver's head rudely
mtvcdm: That helmet is too small for Sonic's head
BusTed: asserting dominance
kingandcommoner: Sonic the Barbarian
Makhiel: Sonic has hunted down an F1
Foxmar320: Sonic is listed as a warrior on his MtG card
Foxmar320: He has killed before
Angreed66: Sonic,destroyer of F1 respects you
kingandcommoner: Sonic Story Book Series: Sonic and the Indy 500\
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Angreed66 Sounds the same as having the respect of Galactus, if I have manage to get it I've already fucked up
KaleidoscopeMind: now put this on top of another trophy
Doc_Layzah: Be weirder if they were holding the same trophy
Doc_Layzah: Infinite fractal trophy
GapFiller: its trophies all the way down
Foxmar320: Im expecting a crossover with Crossworlds and thats it
SocraticMethod: @mtvcdm What do you mean, that is amazing. It goes so hard
kingandcommoner: Pull a Ricky Bobby, put SEGA on the windshield
Foxmar320: Next year is the 35th anniversary, Beej should prepare
Foxmar320: Sonic's movies are better quality than most of the newer games
Snowcookies: ty for the stream
niccus: some wiki claims $9 billion lifetime from games and $7 from all other merchandise/media/etc, so it might be getting close
Thefluffiestguineapig: The newer games are so bafflingly bad quality
Foxmar320: The last good new game was Mania
LordZarano: Sonic: Video games – $5 billion, Box office – $1.196 billion, Merchandise sales – $1 billion, Home entertainment – $180 million
TheDevil_Risen:
thanks for the stream
ztghostie: !schedule
RockPusher could use a couple extra days of June
GapFiller: RockPusher speak for yrsln this past month has been REAL unpleasant
GapFiller: speaking of finales
mtvcdm: It's clearly getting endgameish
Snowcookies: It feels like it's close to the end
mtvcdm: I don't need to look up anything to know it's endgameish
GapFiller: havign watched a couple other streamers play Split Fiction yeh endgame is getting close
mtvcdm: The bad guy has ignored all the signs of how screwed he is
GapFiller: LRL HYPE
RockPusher: Something? Is going to happen‽
Snowcookies: ooh live
Raincoast_Bear:
LRL!!! 
GapFiller:
!?
TheAinMAP:
Snowcookies: lol this meme
RockPusher: Well done James, good memeing
mtvcdm: This guy is not thinking clearly about annnnnything anymore
Pteraspidomorphi: European friendly hours again! That's nice
Raincoast_Bear: Beej's Anime Roundup this time on Horse back!
Raincoast_Bear: First Base!
Snowcookies:
and Beej is clearly known for keeping it short
CaptainSpam: If Beej cannot summarize All Of The Anime™ in three hours, the Moonbase will explode!
mtvcdm: Oh, no, I want beej talking about it in the back of Studio A while Clair Obscur is going
avjamethyst: oh, witch watch was cute
Wicker_Guide: whare are you in the clairobscuring?
Amentur:
Witch Watch is cute 
GapFiller:
Heather is clearly packing a cattle prod into the Moonbase on Sunday
Raincoast_Bear: I like Country Bumpkin to Swordmaster. But I like sword play.
EvilBadman: Expedition 34, obv
GapFiller: huh yeh Valorant has disappeared from the schedule
TheAinMAP: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a very glossy jpeg of a goat
Raincoast_Bear: And throw bean bags at him?
RockPusher: Ian must be contained
Thefluffiestguineapig: @GapFiller Depending on the voltage it's probably safe
one_last_time_: Looks like valorant got pushed back a week
TheAinMAP:
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GapFiller: Must Kill Moe! Wheeeeee! also 65 Months! 61 of em inna row! thats a free bus pass worth of months! (...are free bus passes for the elderly even a thing over in Canada?)
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, GapFiller! (Today's storm count: 14)
KWardJenx: Thanks so much for the stream!!
saiarcot895: yup
bo_brinkman: Yay, Chillpoint time! Ooops.
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
Snowcookies: toodles!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Thanks for streaming!!!!
bo_brinkman: I need to set an alarm.
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