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Diabore: i want a good clean paper fight, 4 vivi decks just throwing removal around until someone untaps with one
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RockPusher:
Diabore: i channeled my inner serge for that
CastleOtranto: D'oh!
RockPusher: !quote serge
LRRbot: Quote #5403: "oooo, woooo!" —Serge [2018-10-16]
Drigerslash: crazy timing though
DeM0nFiRe:
Sorator13: what a song title
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Diabore: oh hey, a resub
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jadielady: hey y'all
Spades_Slicc: This is a good song title
RockPusher: This is a good track with a good title
Drigerslash: Yo everyone!
DMGlol:
booster box commander 
Spades_Slicc: yes the music is very good too
Drigerslash: Anyone pull any cool cards lately i just got a gift bundle earlier!
Gekyouryuu: @drigerslash lucky. My lgs got so few they aren't even selling them
thraximore:
what a chill track 
Diabore: @Gekyouryuu ...what are they doing with them then?
Gekyouryuu: @diabore saving them to use as prizes to incentivize people to join future events
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JDMan94:
lamina5432: evening chat
Diabore: last stream of month of FF
Andasolde: LET'S GOOOO
thraximore: hello gents
Dog_of_Myth: Look at all those cool people.
pleonasticTautology: Hello!
Andasolde: I miss seeing Paul's face
Fruan: Time to Edge!
lamina5432: the true finale
writerjmorrison: No more Sealed League?
Mindfire13: This is the Finale Fantasy
NornsFelidar: putting final in final fantasy
Pywodwagon: just in time for the final fantasy vintage cube update
Bugberry: Avatar is when I'll really be going all out.
eshplode: When Spiderman comes out, we've got more Final Fantasy?
Jadaris: normaL'cie
Bugberry: Hope for the 3 color commanders. Sin for the Win.
Diabore: you CAN get 2 partners in this
Dog_of_Myth:
DeM0nFiRe:
pleonasticTautology: Hahahaha!
Bugberry: @Diabore I thought you meant more than 2 commanders at first, like some sort of Commander Polycule.
TheDevil_Risen:
love em 
pleonasticTautology: I LOVE Dragon Shield.
pleonasticTautology: They're the only sleeves I buy from Mox.
BrowneePointz: Wheeler uses Sleeves?
TheDevil_Risen:
wish they shipped down under
johnnylongtorso: Christ
Mr_Bitterness: Oh jesus
pleonasticTautology: Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace!
BrowneePointz: this set looks RAD
Diabore: EDGE EDGE EDGE
Fruan: SCRYBABIES!
Pywodwagon: Tori and Lua hell yea
outlinegoose: SPACE!
agentofsaruman69: @BrowneePointz only if they're on his own cards, if they belong to the site he doesn't
DiscordianTokkan: Edging those Eternities
TheDevil_Risen: (shipped direct that is)
Andasolde: LET'S GOOOOOOO
TheDevil_Risen: SCRY SCRY SCRY!
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outlinegoose: Good way to start the week
theamc2000: you have us security clearance?
TheDevil_Risen: Wheeler!
TheDevil_Risen: hahaha
DoomBringerIL: did wheeler getting last place in the sealed league means he just didn't show up for the games? @LoadingReadyRun
bbblehh: i miss the inchworm
Diabore:
Diabore: BEN
Bugberry: Ness all grown up
Dog_of_Myth:
BrowneePointz: OMG
Mr_Bitterness: WOW
eshplode:
1 raiders from SprtnLisy have joined!
pleonasticTautology: He looks like a Peanuts character.
Khalstrom: Coming in hot tonight
lamina5432: It's an interesting shirt
CastleOtranto: Hella chic toddler drip though
Musicsquid: Nelly is my fave Undertale character
pleonasticTautology: NICE.
Dog_of_Myth:
pleonasticTautology: @Musicsquid HAH!
TheDevil_Risen: grats wheeler!
MegaDosX: Alexa, play One Winged Angel
TheDevil_Risen:
nice 40 dollar card
BrowneePointz: Still good in Standard!
BrowneePointz: yea it's Jill
Morrigan9: ff16
Diabore: FOIL
TheDevil_Risen: vivi!
JonHerzogArtist: YO!!!
Dog_of_Myth: DANG
thraximore: oh shiiiiiiii
BrowneePointz: that's a cool $200
DiscordianTokkan: the BOY
Drigerslash: pack foil vivi
bbblehh: cool that the card reader will still pull up the actual card off of art cards
Dog_of_Myth: Now Serge just needs to hit Cloud
Bugberry: Jenova is sweet too
TheDevil_Risen: its so mean
pleonasticTautology: I need a Vivi...
BrowneePointz: Hey Ben, remember how I wished for Vivi to be the one card that broke Containment LAST YEAR
RockPusher: Nelson's shirt fills me with DETERMINATION
BrowneePointz: I stand vindicated
Diabore: @BrowneePointz im seeing 80 on cardkingdom
Sorator13: Oh! Yeah, that just... wins the game, Nelly
TheDevil_Risen: love me some terra
Chesul: If you get it down, Knights of the Round is a beast.
BrowneePointz: For pack foil? @Diabore
LoadingReadyRun: !cardview on
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raulghoulia: 4 vivis pray tell?
tehfewl: 4 vivis
LRRbot: Lightning, Army of One [1RW] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [3/2] | First strike, trample, lifelink / Stagger — Whenever Lightning deals combat damage to a player, until your next turn, if a source would deal damage to that player or a permanent that player controls, it deals double that damage instead.
UnkeptFlea: ready for the 4 way mirror match
LRRbot: Venat, Heart of Hydaelyn [1WW] (back: Hydaelyn, the Mothercrystal) | Legendary Creature — Elder Wizard [3/3] | Whenever you cast a legendary spell, draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn. / Hero's Sundering — {7}, {T}: Exile target nonland permanent. Transform Venat. Activate only as a sorcery.
LRRbot: Stiltzkin, Moogle Merchant [W] | Legendary Creature — Moogle [1/2] | Lifelink / {2}, {T}: Target opponent gains control of another target permanent you control. If they do, you draw a card.
Diabore: @Diabore doesnt work with cardkingdom formatting apparently
HadesLeprechaun: so, Vivi is strong by itself...but using only FF cards to build Vivi is not a very good deck, lol
Spades_Slicc: Venat kai skibidi
BrowneePointz: wow. It's $80 for foil AND nonfoil
TheDevil_Risen: yay special moggle art!
Mr_Bitterness: Wheeler dreaming about Crystal Mommy... not sure what that means
Drigerslash: I pulled the alt art borderless lightning in foil from the one collector boostie i bought
BrowneePointz: prices are so weird now
LRRbot: Louisoix's Sacrifice [U] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a legendary creature or pay {2}. / Counter target activated ability, triggered ability, or noncreature spell.
Spades_Slicc: idk 2U for a universal counterspell doesn't sound bad to me?
LRRbot: Jumbo Cactuar [5GG] | Creature — Plant [1/7] | 10,000 Needles — Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +9999/+0 until end of turn.
LRRbot: Vial Smasher the Fierce [1BR] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Berserker [2/3] | Whenever you cast your first spell each turn, choose an opponent at random. Vial Smasher deals damage equal to that spell's mana value to that player or a planeswalker that player controls. / Partner
OldUncleDan: That Counter is Rare? Ewww....
Diabore: KENNY
LRRbot: Kenrith, the Returned King [4W] | Legendary Creature — Human Noble [5/5] | {R}: All creatures gain trample and haste until end of turn. / {1}{G}: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. / {2}{W}: Target player gains 5 life. / {3}{U}: Target player draws a card. / {4}{B}: Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under its owner's control.
TheDevil_Risen: Kenny!
LRRbot: The Lunar Whale [3U] | Legendary Artifact — Vehicle [3/5] | Flying / You may look at the top card of your library any time. / As long as The Lunar Whale attacked this turn, you may play the top card of your library. / Crew 1
LRRbot: Tifa Lockhart [1G] | Legendary Creature — Human Monk [1/2] | Trample / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, double Tifa Lockhart's power until end of turn.
Dog_of_Myth: Heck yeah
LRRbot: Jenova, Ancient Calamity [2BG] | Legendary Creature — Alien [1/5] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, put a number of +1/+1 counters equal to Jenova's power on up to one other target creature. That creature becomes a Mutant in addition to its other types. / Whenever a Mutant you control dies during your turn, you draw cards equal to its power.
BrowneePointz: if that's surge foil it's $180
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Y'all
TheDevil_Risen: wiat what since when can u get that treatment in foil from a play booster?
LRRbot: Atraxa, Grand Unifier [3GWUB] | Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Angel [7/7] | Flying, vigilance, deathtouch, lifelink / When Atraxa enters, reveal the top ten cards of your library. For each card type, you may put a card of that type from among the revealed cards into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: Don't ask questions you aren't ready to get answered.
BrowneePointz: $38 for reg foil Alt Tifa
AugmentingPath: Safer Sephiroth!
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: !badadvice
LRRbot: Learn from Beej.
Spades_Slicc: I'm surprised Tifa took time off from the italian senate to be in a magic set
Diabore: @BrowneePointz nah regular pack, so only 38
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: How is that bad advice?
LRRbot: Emet-Selch, Unsundered [1UB] (back: Hades, Sorcerer of Eld) | Legendary Creature — Elder Wizard [2/4] | Vigilance / Whenever Emet-Selch enters or attacks, draw a card, then discard a card. / At the beginning of your upkeep, if there are fourteen or more cards in your graveyard, you may transform Emet-Selch.
LRRbot: Inalla, Archmage Ritualist [2UBR] | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [4/5] | Eminence — Whenever another nontoken Wizard you control enters, if Inalla is in the command zone or on the battlefield, you may pay {1}. If you do, create a token that's a copy of that Wizard. The token gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step. / Tap five untapped Wizards you control: Target player loses 7 life.
Diabore: agreeeee
AugmentingPath: yeah, that Kuja card does not look good
BrowneePointz: the cutscene cg ones suck
LRRbot: Balthier and Fran [1RG] | Legendary Creature — Human Rabbit [4/3] | Reach / Vehicles you control get +1/+1 and have vigilance and reach. / Whenever a Vehicle crewed by Balthier and Fran this turn attacks, if it's the first combat phase of the turn, you may pay {1}{R}{G}. If you do, after this phase, there is an additional combat phase.
JDMan94: Yhe whole bonus sheet is just.... yeah
JonHerzogArtist: So many cool concept arts of Kuja they could have used instead
TheDevil_Risen: BUNNY GIRL!
BrowneePointz: they have 3 arts
HadesLeprechaun: That's original new art by the official FFXII art!
HadesLeprechaun: *artist
LRRbot: Kuja, Genome Sorcerer [2BR] (back: Trance Kuja, Fate Defied) | Legendary Creature — Human Mutant Wizard [3/4] | At the beginning of your end step, create a tapped 0/1 black Wizard creature token with "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this token deals 1 damage to each opponent." Then if you control four or more Wizards, transform Kuja.
Omnipotrevor: I love the difference in each person's sorting technique
LRRbot: Y'shtola Rhul [4UU] | Legendary Creature — Cat Druid [3/5] | At the beginning of your end step, exile target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control. Then if it's the first end step of the turn, there is an additional end step after this step.
Bugberry: I loved the bonus sheet in OTJ (other than a couple cards) because most of it was just good removal.
JDMan94: Now THATS a Kuja
Gekyouryuu: Wheeler's is the one with the XII behind it, Serge's is artist series or whatever
LRRbot: Syr Konrad, the Grim [3BB] | Legendary Creature — Human Knight [5/4] | Whenever another creature dies, or a creature card is put into a graveyard from anywhere other than the battlefield, or a creature card leaves your graveyard, Syr Konrad deals 1 damage to each opponent. / {1}{B}: Each player mills a card.
Omnipotrevor: Or lack of sorting technique
LRRbot: Jill, Shiva's Dominant [2U] (back: Shiva, Warden of Ice) | Legendary Creature — Human Noble Warrior [2/2] | When Jill enters, return up to one other target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. / {3}{U}{U}, {T}: Exile Jill, then return it to the battlefield transformed under its owner's control. Activate only as a sorcery.
tehfewl: They're Jilling off
BrowneePointz: I hated the OTJ bonus sheet cuz it was all egregious removal
LRRbot: Summon: Primal Odin [4BB] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Knight [5/3] | I — Gungnir — Destroy target creature an opponent controls. / II — Zantetsuken — This creature gains "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player loses the game." / III — Hall of Sorrow — Draw two cards. Each player loses 2 life.
LRRbot: Quina, Qu Gourmet [2G] | Legendary Creature — Qu [2/3] | If one or more tokens would be created under your control, those tokens plus a 1/1 green Frog creature token are created instead. / {2}, Sacrifice a Frog: Put a +1/+1 counter on Quina.
Diabore: YUP
BrowneePointz: Koo-ee-nah
OldUncleDan: I would hoping for a Yuna or Chocco, if I was doing this.
Fruan: OHHhhhhh
eshplode: Huh
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hidingbox: That’s a lot of cards of the magical variety
LRRbot: Atraxa, Grand Unifier [3GWUB] | Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Angel [7/7] | Flying, vigilance, deathtouch, lifelink / When Atraxa enters, reveal the top ten cards of your library. For each card type, you may put a card of that type from among the revealed cards into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
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Fruan: That's neat
Bugberry: @BrowneePointz The exceptions I was thinking of were stuff like Oko, but what egregious removal?
anhakha: Same as with chatterfang
Gekyouryuu: Does the frog get the counters instead of the ooze or in addition?
LRRbot: Absolute Virtue [6WU] | Legendary Creature — Avatar Warrior [8/8] | This spell can't be countered. / Flying / You have protection from each of your opponents.
Fruan: @Gekyouryuu in addition
anhakha: Both @gekyouryuu
Gekyouryuu: Holy bus
LRRbot: Cid, Timeless Artificer [2WU] | Legendary Creature — Human Artificer [4/4] | Artifact creatures and Heroes you control get +1/+1 for each Artificer you control and each Artificer card in your graveyard. / A deck can have any number of cards named Cid, Timeless Artificer. / Cycling {W}{U}
HadesLeprechaun: Unbeatable raid boss from FFXI
LRRbot: Raubahn, Bull of Ala Mhigo [1R] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior [2/2] | Ward—Pay life equal to Raubahn's power. / Whenever Raubahn attacks, attach up to one target Equipment you control to target attacking creature.
Mechsican: Hey ben. I opened a surge foil Zenos yae Galvus from my collector's box. Would you want it?
Mr_Bitterness: Is Cid still going for more than a chunk of the rares?
LRRbot: Balamb Garden, SeeD Academy (back: Balamb Garden, Airborne) | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {G} or {U}. / {5}{G}{U}, {T}: Transform this land. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each other Town you control.
LRRbot: Balamb Garden, Airborne (front: Balamb Garden, SeeD Academy) | Legendary Artifact — Vehicle [5/4] | Flying / Whenever Balamb Garden attacks, draw a card. / Crew 1
BrowneePointz: with CREW 1
TheDevil_Risen: lets go balamb!
Sorator13: Oh yeah, it's an airship
Omnipotrevor: Spoilers for FF8
LRRbot: Teferi, Mage of Zhalfir [2UUU] | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [3/4] | Flash / Creature cards you own that aren't on the battlefield have flash. / Each opponent can cast spells only any time they could cast a sorcery.
LRRbot: Noctis, Prince of Lucis [1WUB] | Legendary Creature — Human Noble [4/3] | Lifelink / You may cast artifact spells from your graveyard by paying 3 life in addition to paying their other costs. If you cast a spell this way, that artifact enters with a finality counter on it.
OldUncleDan: Take a good hard look at the mother bussing boat!
Sorator13: oh man, that Edea art... wow
LRRbot: Ardyn, the Usurper [5BBB] | Legendary Creature — Elder Human Noble [4/4] | Demons you control have menace, lifelink, and haste. / Starscourge — At the beginning of combat on your turn, exile up to one target creature card from a graveyard. If you exiled a card this way, create a token that's a copy of that card, except it's a 5/5 black Demon.
LRRbot: Diabolic Intent [1B] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. / Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Najeela, the Blade-Blossom [2R] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior [3/2] | Whenever a Warrior attacks, you may have its controller create a 1/1 white Warrior creature token that's tapped and attacking. / {W}{U}{B}{R}{G}: Untap all attacking creatures. They gain trample, lifelink, and haste until end of turn. After this phase, there is an additional combat phase. Activate only during combat.
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anhakha: Wheeler has that practice from the TCG shop on 'Is this your card?"
definenull:
Hello chat! So many cards 
LRRbot: Loran of the Third Path [2W] | Legendary Creature — Human Artificer [2/1] | Vigilance / When Loran enters, destroy up to one target artifact or enchantment. / {T}: You and target opponent each draw a card.
LRRbot: Varragoth, Bloodsky Sire [2B] | Legendary Creature — Demon Rogue [2/3] | Deathtouch / Boast — {1}{B}: Target player searches their library for a card, then shuffles and puts that card on top.
emboar2235: any choco's?
Blue_man7: @emboar2235 are you referring to the bant one? seeker of paradise?
emboar2235: yes
Blue_man7: I don't think it was shown on stream
emboar2235: because if so, i'll feel better about posting a quail picture
LRRbot: Traveling Chocobo [2G] | Creature — Bird [3/2] | You may look at the top card of your library any time. / You may play lands and cast Bird spells from the top of your library. / If a land or Bird you control entering the battlefield causes a triggered ability of a permanent you control to trigger, that ability triggers an additional time.
Diabore: thats a few dollars
TheDevil_Risen: damm alt art travelling
TheDevil_Risen:
nice
phoenixfeather14: Wark!
JonHerzogArtist: Toni Infante, very nice
definenull: Kweh!
Dog_of_Myth:
ajymx5: what a set lol
Diabore: solid 55
Mindfire13: Thats a cool 43 bucks on Scryfall
OldUncleDan: The Selesnya Yuna has been my favorite commander in Brawl so far.
Gekyouryuu: Traveling Chocobo was my prerelease promo
raulghoulia: I will be calling him Butz until I die
OldUncleDan: But Choco is pretty cool as well.
BrowneePointz: So Ben, as a Sci-Fi boy are you excited for Edge of eternities?
Diabore: sad serge cant jam double kuja
definenull: Wall of omens was my first foil rare
Diabore: ooh aman kefka
LRRbot: Kefka, Court Mage [2UBR] (back: Kefka, Ruler of Ruin) | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [4/5] | Whenever Kefka enters or attacks, each player discards a card. Then you draw a card for each card type among cards discarded this way. / {8}: Each opponent sacrifices a permanent of their choice. Transform Kefka. Activate only as a sorcery.
Diabore: amano*
Bugberry: I'm surprised there's no Blue Wall of Omens or Elvish Visionary.
emboar2235: is this using the new commander boxing league rules or is it normal?
Mindfire13: Just give us a bunch of 2 mana ETB draw a card
HadesLeprechaun: Vivi would not be good in FF Boxmander, there's like...two pump spells in Izzet or ways to give him more than 0 power
Pywodwagon: wall of omens isn't good enough to stop red in standard tbh
LRRbot: Dark Confidant [1B] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/1] | At the beginning of your upkeep, reveal the top card of your library and put that card into your hand. You lose life equal to its mana value.
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ensiferous3: should be able to rule zero fang and vanille
LRRbot: Fang, Fearless l'Cie [2B] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior [2/3] | Whenever one or more cards leave your graveyard, you draw a card and you lose 1 life. This ability triggers only once each turn.
BrowneePointz: I just love that folks were wondering if Dark Confident was still good enough for Standard. Guess what the 3rd most played card was last weekend y'all
Incandescent_Zubat:
But it’s pride. all commanders have partner 
agentofsaruman69: @HadesLeprechaun boxmander is typically lower power, just playing normal non creature spells should be enough to make him good
Gekyouryuu: Aren't they both uncommons?
Mindfire13: Vanille is BG color identity
LRRbot: Cecil, Dark Knight [B] (back: Cecil, Redeemed Paladin) | Legendary Creature — Human Knight [2/3] | Deathtouch / Darkness — Whenever Cecil deals damage, you lose that much life. Then if your life total is less than or equal to half your starting life total, untap Cecil and transform it.
Diabore: what if peasant commander
LRRbot: Ancient Adamantoise [5GGG] | Creature — Turtle [8/20] | Vigilance, ward {3} / Damage isn't removed from this creature during cleanup steps. / All damage that would be dealt to you and other permanents you control is dealt to this creature instead. / When this creature dies, exile it and create ten tapped Treasure tokens.
definenull: Beeg turt
Mindfire13: Just put Fang in the 99
Coricket: Is Wheeler just running with all his legends as a deck?
LoadingReadyRun: Wheeler -> Serge -> Ben -> Nelson card layout is a time lapse of a collection exploding
OldUncleDan: Artisan Commander?
Diabore: big sad for nelly not getting a second partner
Gekyouryuu: Thoughts on the Sonic the Hedgehog secret lairs they revealed today?
Blue_man7: @LoadingReadyRun 😅
LRRbot: Noctis, Prince of Lucis [1WUB] | Legendary Creature — Human Noble [4/3] | Lifelink / You may cast artifact spells from your graveyard by paying 3 life in addition to paying their other costs. If you cast a spell this way, that artifact enters with a finality counter on it.
LRRbot: Tellah, Great Sage [3UR] | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [3/3] | Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, create a 1/1 colorless Hero creature token. If four or more mana was spent to cast that spell, draw two cards. If eight or more mana was spent to cast that spell, sacrifice Tellah and it deals that much damage to each opponent.
HadesLeprechaun: @agentofsaruman69 I suppose that's fair! I specifically tried to do it with the box I opened and it didn't do like, anything, lol
LRRbot: Joshua, Phoenix's Dominant [1RW] (back: Phoenix, Warden of Fire) | Legendary Creature — Human Noble Wizard [3/4] | When Joshua enters, discard up to two cards, then draw that many cards. / {3}{R}{W}, {T}: Exile Joshua, then return it to the battlefield transformed under its owner's control. Activate only as a sorcery.
raulghoulia: you spoony bard!
Mindfire13: Tellah, the Rooms and Vrooms commander
Diabore: nah extort is old wording
definenull: Oh noo
Lawblades: Does your commander have to be in your box?
Diabore: if im nelly im jamming kefka with a vial smasher in the 99
fcloud: ooh crinkly
RedJackz: 5 color good stuff!
Sorator13: @Lawblades yep!
anhakha: Is it 30 mins for the whole deck build?
RedJackz: @anhakha probably
Diabore: @anhakha yeah hours for opening and build
Diabore: hour*
definenull: Ah feels like prerelease all over again
Pywodwagon: mega bugged on mtgo
Gekyouryuu: Oh, firion?
Diabore: what does im pretty happy do?
Diabore: DAMMIT BEN
LoadingReadyRun: they had 50 minutes to open and build
Diabore: atraxa draws immediately
LRRbot: Farseek [1G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a Plains, Island, Swamp, or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Diabore: guardian force
BrowneePointz: Guardian Force
TheDevil_Risen: Guardian Force
definenull: "When vivi enters, target opponent discards a removal spell"
anhakha: I did a Pride event at my LGS today. Every Commander has Partner, with a Promo pack as a bonus for whoever wins the popular vote. I ran Saheeli and Huatli, Lesbian Robot Dinosaurs Attack.
Juliamon: Nobody HAS said that
BrowneePointz: it's the "magic system" in 8
tehfewl: i got absolutely ranched by Fire Spell in a game of cEDH
anhakha: I think everyone would be fine with Sephiroth and Vivi having partner...
kragmabutch: hey its june you can't stop me from saying girlfriend
Sorator13: @anhakha Incredible
UnkeptFlea: Go Farseek
ajymx5: I've been play noctis in brawl he's fun
KeytarCat: I do like "Summon: Girl Friend Ifrit"
ladylinzington: mods are asleep everyone post acronyms
BrowneePointz: So how about that Sonic Secret Lair.
theamc2000: grill fiend
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: you know, despite what other people say, Gluten Free Ifrit doesnt taste that much different
BrowneePointz: Oh snappies my dude
BrowneePointz: i look forward to it
Spades_Slicc: Okay Ben, I'll go watch that right now
Sorator13:
Mr_Bitterness: @BrowneePointz Awesome design, cool flavor, really want the in-universe versions.
emboar2235: @BrowneePointz i hope the bonus card is chaos
writerjmorrison: Who up inflating they Sonic
drcthulu: James the umm actually guy
definenull: Wait what is it a 30th anniversary tie in?
James_LRR: sounds like me.
Bugberry: @BrowneePointz The 7 mana cost on the Super State is a secret flavor win.
agentofsaruman69: @LoadingReadyRun i miss ulmder on TTC, wish you did more episodes!
Diabore: @definenull nope, just mechanically unique secret lair
agentofsaruman69: "ulmder" minor spelling error alert!!
Mr_Bitterness: @Bugberry 7 Chaos Emeralds?
Bugberry: @emboar2235 it could be Metal Sonic, what with the next movie.
ghizmou: tonberry with a masamune is real threat
BrowneePointz: it's one of the best color balanced draft formats in a while
Bugberry: @Mr_Bitterness exactly. It would be more overt if it had some way of coming out if you had enough artifacts though.
definenull:
Oh really? I should draft this then. I was overwhelmed by all the ff lore and references so I didn't really engage with this set 
BrowneePointz: it puts commanders in purgatory
Blue_man7: it's essencially removal
BrowneePointz: forever
LRRbot: Omega, Heartless Evolution [5GU] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Robot [8/8] | Wave Cannon — When Omega enters, for each opponent, tap up to one target nonland permanent that opponent controls. Put X stun counters on each of those permanents and you gain X life, where X is the number of nonbasic lands you control.
agentofsaruman69: the draft environment is super good even if you know literally nothing about FF
Blue_man7: it's pretty good in draft if you have enough nonbasic support
frozenphoenix7: I thought he was a hedgehog
Mr_Bitterness: Did we just summon the Chosen?
BrowneePointz: because you're kind and funny and try to make the world a brighter place
Lawblades: You're on my first screen right now. You should feel honored
ladylinzington: for exactly this Ben
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: you got it
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: unless you were going for a Rumble reference
LRRbot: The Water Crystal [2UU] | Legendary Artifact | Blue spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. / If an opponent would mill one or more cards, they mill that many cards plus four instead. / {4}{U}{U}, {T}: Each opponent mills cards equal to the number of cards in your hand.
LRRbot: Laboratory Maniac [2U] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | If you would draw a card while your library has no cards in it, you win the game instead.
ladylinzington: I mean the lack of slurs is also a nicew bonus
Bugberry: Mill yourself the old fashioned way.
lamina5432: kick is a gambling website disguised as a streaming site
Blue_man7:
you also don't target with water crystal 
LRRbot: Magitek Infantry [W] | Artifact Creature — Robot Soldier [1/1] | This creature gets +1/+0 as long as you control another artifact. / {2}{W}: Search your library for a card named Magitek Infantry, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
definenull: So give your op the water crystal...
stippledotter: The only "slur" on this channel is during Heroes of Barcadia, but that's a wildly different situation
Pywodwagon: such devastation
theamc2000: white has three include as many as you want, let another color get another
Diabore: jesus wheeler
Pywodwagon: in 14 tonberrys used to be lalafells
Pywodwagon: so
tehfewl: tbf, it wants to do the same to you
Khalstrom: the tonberry wants to return the favor
CastleOtranto: That cartoon is so weird to show a child
Mr_Bitterness: @Pywodwagon was gonna say that
Morrigan9: like with it's own knife?
raulghoulia: Everybody's Grudge
RockPusher: and then you DIE
RockPusher:
AngelicKnighthood:
darkcyril: The next evolution of Human Cornhole
putz12a: Stab with many small knives to build up immunity to larger knives
stippledotter: DBE knife time sequel when
drcthulu: He's all right after we cut off the left side of him
theamc2000: he telling the horse joke
vinewood_og: Hopsital
definenull: Knife time? Knife time
RockPusher:
Sorator13: I like how "I've decided to go 5 color" can mean several commanders, but "I've decided to go 4 color" means exactly Atraxa
EricTheOrange: The grixis spells deck seems fun
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BrowneePointz: Forgidden
BrowneePointz: Forgiven AND Forbidden at the same time!
LRRbot: Raubahn, Bull of Ala Mhigo [1R] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior [2/2] | Ward—Pay life equal to Raubahn's power. / Whenever Raubahn attacks, attach up to one target Equipment you control to target attacking creature.
Bugberry: @Sorator13 could also mean certain Partner pairs.
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: It is not too late for Paul to turn this stream around.
Sorator13: @Bugberry ah, true
Mr_Bitterness: @Sorator13 In this format, maybe. I run 4 color Omnath.
Gekyouryuu: More legendaries in this set than all of ravnica
BrowneePointz: Nelson hear me out. Make a Ghen, Arcanum Weaver, sac a Sentinel Eyes to Reanimate KotR
BrowneePointz: Ghen, Arcanum Weaver deck*
BrowneePointz: not for tonight obviously just in general
Mr_Bitterness: @Gekyouryuu There's more legends in this set than Dominaria, the Legends set. It's why this is Traxos's best set.
Bugberry: For a set with so many legends and artifacts and Sagas, I'm surprised they didn't use Historic.
theamc2000: did anyone get good dog?
LRRbot: The Emperor of Palamecia [UR] (back: The Lord Master of Hell) | Legendary Creature — Human Noble Wizard [2/2] | {T}: Add {U} or {R}. Spend this mana only to cast a noncreature spell. / Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, if at least four mana was spent to cast it, put a +1/+1 counter on The Emperor of Palamecia. Then if it has three or more +1/+1 counters on it, transform it.
anhakha: Paul. Would you just scare everyone by saying "5 minutes left."?
Pywodwagon: Vintage 5-0 card MAtoya
Bugberry: Isn't there very little Surveil or Scry in the base set? I don't know know much there is on the bonus sheet.
niccus: five. plus ten minutes left
BrowneePointz: Standard All Star Starting Town?
anhakha: They're not watching chat, so it would be funny.
BrowneePointz: yea for chat if you didn't watch the Pro Tour Starting Town, Vivi and Dark Confidant put up a LOT of numbers
definenull: +4
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Sandeon: a lot of okie, and not a single dokie
anhakha: A lot of oki's? What is this, a fight club?
theamc2000: the selfie legend looks like a screenshot
definenull: That's about right, 17 lands is the target right?
definenull:
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johnnylongtorso: @definenull 83rd playable
LRRbot: A Realm Reborn [4GG] | Enchantment | Other permanents you control have "{T}: Add one mana of any color."
A_Dub888: What kind of font would Sin Serra be?
ContingentCat: speaking of, happy Pride everyone
bbblehh: happy pride!
definenull:
nevyn666: theres something better than 5c all the cool things? sacrilige
pleonasticTautology: I want to be a Blitzball when I grow up.
LRRbot: Blitzball Shot [1G] | Instant | Target creature gets +3/+3 and gains trample until end of turn.
Sorator13: "the good cards, other than commons & uncommons"
Mr_Bitterness: KEYS!
Dog_of_Myth:
ContingentCat: oooo keys!
bosqueofpines: oooh shiny
definenull: Ooh shiny!
TheDevil_Risen: thanks wheeler
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: SHINY!
MegaDosX:
Aceviru: Keys
Sorator13:
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anhakha: Only 10 mins to go....
shendaras: oh, no, it stopped =(
pleonasticTautology: I'm 36, I don't know what "cocomelon" is.
g0lg0r0th:
raulghoulia: you won't find entertainment like that on Kick
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Can someone bring back the shiny?
ladylinzington: don't patronise us Wheeler how d...oooh jingly
nevyn666: can i get a subway surfer vid up
Gekyouryuu: I'll take all the art cards, thank you
LRRbot: Lindblum, Industrial Regency // Mage Siege | Lindblum, Industrial Regency [2R] | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {R}. // Mage Siege | Instant — Adventure | Create a 0/1 black Wizard creature token with "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this token deals 1 damage to each opponent."
BOTGrant: Joke's on Wheeler, and I know have a copy of his apartment key and I'm going to use it to sort his entire collection by artist.
Gekyouryuu: Torgal is a mana fixer
definenull: Here comes the hubris
GhostValv: ah glarbo
Sorator13:
Spades_Slicc: Is Wheeler on tumblr?
Jadaris: Glarbo shitty represent
Jadaris: Shitto
Jadaris: Damn you autocorrect
Spades_Slicc: Glup*
brainbosh: Where X is your wife? waow
Gekyouryuu: Wheeler, glup shitto is the blue elephant band guy.... I can't do this to my boy Max Rebo
Bugberry: The Self-Insert Commander
pleonasticTautology: *I* need a Traveling Chocobo. If I send you money to LRR's PayPal can you mail it to me. >_>
Spades_Slicc: Max Reebo, my favorite Jiz musician
LRRbot: Sin, Spira's Punishment [4BGU] | Legendary Creature — Leviathan Avatar [7/7] | Flying / Whenever Sin enters or attacks, exile a permanent card from your graveyard at random, then create a tapped token that's a copy of that card. If the exiled card is a land card, repeat this process.
AtrusOfMyst: Watto owed Glup Shitto money but then Anakin killed him after turning to the dark side
Spades_Slicc: Do you think that because Qui Gon won Anakin while gambling, that he (Anakin) was tax deductible that year on the jedi taxes?
darkcyril: @AtrusOfMyst This is why it's called a shitto of money.
darkcyril: @Spades_Slicc Bold of you to assume the Jedi pay taxes.
bytecaster: Cid is the Slime against Humanity of Final Fantasy
johnnylongtorso: @Spades_Slicc it's a religious organization, they're tax exempt
EricTheOrange: A cid FF only commander deck named Cid's Heroes
Gekyouryuu: Which arts for cid?
AtrusOfMyst: Qui Gon sold his pod so he could buy so probably would have not been tax deductible@spades_slicc
BrowneePointz: speaking of, anyone ever tell show yall the meal folks in china were downing at kfc years back to get a black chocobo mount in ff14?
UtilityPunk: The flick of cardboard is like ASMR to our ears
hedonistic_mushroom: Is that a kefka over on Nelly?
theamc2000: two off from a good number
bytecaster: @BrowneePointz No Chocobo is worth this
BrowneePointz: to note, that was supposed to be a meal for 4 people with ONE code. so folks were soloing it just to get the code @bytecaster
TheDevil_Risen: nice
EricTheOrange: whats the usual lands to spells ratio of a commander deck
Lawblades: Serge doing his best Moogle impression
theamc2000: deck building in overtime
definenull:
AtrusOfMyst: Ore norrrrrre choccoborrrrre
EricTheOrange: sooooo what happens if serge runs out of time, does he just have to run what he's got
UtilityPunk: !findquote bible
vinewood_og: The Righteous Hearthstones
BrowneePointz: @bytecaster 4 Double Chicken Burger, 4 Vegan Mushroom Burger, 20-piece Chicken Nuggets, 8 Original Recipe Chicken, 8-piece New Orland Chicken Wings, 4 Old Beijing Spicy Duck Roll, 8 Pepsi (Large), 8 Peach Oolong Tea (Large)
BrowneePointz: just to get a SINGLE black chocobo mount lol.
Sorator13:
I did not like the moan from wheeler to take us out 
AngelicKnighthood: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a little bit of squid love
bytecaster: @BrowneePointz Was this supposed to be the equivalent of the Chocobo by weight?!?
Lawblades: Is osrs going to get an expanded universe with the ingame art as card art?
Lawblades: I need to see MTG's take on a prayer mechanic added
AdamLavadan: @lawblades osrs?
Lawblades: old school runescape
AdamLavadan: Ahh, I would assume they would make art homages instead of directly using the old art
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theamc2000: I wonder if the space set will have an extra turn spell
Serpens77: @theamc2000 even just a reprint of Time Warp feels pretty thematic
bbblehh: i could potentially see time stretch fitting as well with like, black holes maybe
bytecaster: How is EoE so soon?
Bugberry: @bbblehh maybe Time Dilation for something that either lets you cast things at Instant speed or slows down the opponent in some way.
LRRbot: The Gold Saucer | Land — Town | {T}: Add {C}. / {2}, {T}: Flip a coin. If you win the flip, create a Treasure token. / {3}, {T}, Sacrifice two artifacts: Draw a card.
James_LRR: @bytecaster 6 sets a year baby!
bbblehh: oooh, what about a card that lets everyone cast at instant speed, but ONLY instant speed
Bugberry: @bytecaster 6 Standard sets this year, and FF will have been 2 months ago when EOT comes out. 12 months in a year.
bytecaster: @Bugberry I'm a mathematician, so I am uniquely allowed to say this. How dare you, maths!
Bugberry: @bbblehh so only when other effects/spells are on the stack? So no one can cast things on main phases?
bbblehh: yeaaa
definenull: Everyone just casts on their draw step instead
Bugberry: @bbblehh for this theoretical top-down design, Time Dilation would imply the effect is asymmetrical, since two different people are experiencing time differently.
LRRbot: Kefka, Court Mage [2UBR] (back: Kefka, Ruler of Ruin) | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [4/5] | Whenever Kefka enters or attacks, each player discards a card. Then you draw a card for each card type among cards discarded this way. / {8}: Each opponent sacrifices a permanent of their choice. Transform Kefka. Activate only as a sorcery.
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ccctonelarone: @Bugberry You and target opponent take an extra turn after this one simultaneously
Alas_Babylon: (in turn order)
Seitosa: the Amano Kefka variant is so nice, I want to build some wizards deck with him
kynelwynn: Imagine a card breaking turn order into staggered phases. Something that reads: "After your opponent's untap step, you untap all your cards. After your opponent's draw step, you draw a card. During your opponent's turn, your cards have flash."
Bugberry: @ccctonelarone Chain Lightning but for Time Warp.
definenull: Wasn't there a unknown card that did that?
bbblehh: something similar yea
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: @niccus oh lord
definenull: Yup. I half-hate it already
bbblehh: welcome back
pleonasticTautology: Hello!
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: Hello!
outlinegoose: Game time!
LRRbot: Kenrith, the Returned King [4W] | Legendary Creature — Human Noble [5/5] | {R}: All creatures gain trample and haste until end of turn. / {1}{G}: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. / {2}{W}: Target player gains 5 life. / {3}{U}: Target player draws a card. / {4}{B}: Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under its owner's control.
UtilityPunk:
Final Fantasy: the Gathering is back
Dog_of_Myth: Now time for Battle Music.
Gekyouryuu: it's Latin for Night Light Heaven
Spades_Slicc: Even your Opponent's creatures can gain haste and trample
Bugberry: People often forget "Owner's Control"
definenull: Oooh
LRRbot: Noctis, Prince of Lucis [1WUB] | Legendary Creature — Human Noble [4/3] | Lifelink / You may cast artifact spells from your graveyard by paying 3 life in addition to paying their other costs. If you cast a spell this way, that artifact enters with a finality counter on it.
Serpens77: not this Noctis
Bugberry: Despite being a menace in Standard, it's designed as a group hug commander.
LRRbot: Insomnia, Crown City | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {W} or {B}.
LRRbot: Terra, Magical Adept [1RG] (back: Esper Terra) | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard Warrior [4/2] | When Terra enters, mill five cards. Put up to one enchantment card milled this way into your hand. / Trance — {4}{R}{G}, {T}: Exile Terra, then return it to the battlefield transformed under its owner's control. Activate only as a sorcery.
Serpens77: Terra Comma
LRRbot: Esper Terra (front: Terra, Magical Adept) | Legendary Enchantment Creature — Saga Wizard [6/6] | I, II, III — Create a token that's a copy of target nonlegendary enchantment you control. It gains haste. If it's a Saga, put up to three lore counters on it. Sacrifice it at the beginning of your next end step. / IV — Add {W}{W}, {U}{U}, {B}{B}, {R}{R}, and {G}{G}. Exile Esper Terra, then return it to the battlefield. / Flying
definenull: Ah.
LRRbot: Baron, Airship Kingdom | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {U} or {R}.
LRRbot: Kefka, Court Mage [2UBR] (back: Kefka, Ruler of Ruin) | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [4/5] | Whenever Kefka enters or attacks, each player discards a card. Then you draw a card for each card type among cards discarded this way. / {8}: Each opponent sacrifices a permanent of their choice. Transform Kefka. Activate only as a sorcery.
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: i love that art so much
Bugberry: I love discarding artifact creatures with him.
A_Dub888: uweh-hee-hee-hee-hee
Jepardil: Kefka and Terra players being opposite each other is funny to me
LRRbot: Kefka, Ruler of Ruin (front: Kefka, Court Mage) | Legendary Creature — Avatar Wizard [5/7] | Flying / Whenever an opponent loses life during your turn, you draw that many cards.
tehfewl: terra is a cedh commander
definenull: Card *type* geez
nevyn666: serge has been here the whole time
LRRbot: Town Greeter [1G] | Creature — Human Citizen [1/1] | When this creature enters, mill four cards. You may put a land card from among them into your hand. If you put a Town card into your hand this way, you gain 2 life.
Bugberry: It's a good thing Kenrith can return Sephiroth back from the grave.
Seitosa: if you get a nonlegendary copy of terra’s backside you basically win the game, infinite Terras and infinite mana
definenull: Ruh roh
LRRbot: Blazing Bomb [R] | Creature — Elemental [1/1] | Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, if at least four mana was spent to cast it, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. / Blow Up — {T}, Sacrifice this creature: It deals damage equal to its power to target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.
Spades_Slicc: My main goal is to blow up
LRRbot: Captain Lannery Storm [2R] | Legendary Creature — Human Pirate [2/2] | Haste / Whenever Captain Lannery Storm attacks, create a Treasure token. / Whenever you sacrifice a Treasure, Captain Lannery Storm gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
Gekyouryuu: captain Vaanery Storm
LRRbot: Magic Pot [3] | Artifact Creature — Goblin Construct [1/4] | When this creature dies, create a Treasure token. / {2}, {T}: Exile target card from a graveyard.
LRRbot: Summon: Fenrir [2G] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Wolf [3/2] | I — Crescent Fang — Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / II — Heavenward Howl — When you next cast a creature spell this turn, that creature enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it. / III — Ecliptic Growl — Draw a card if you control the creature with the greatest power or tied for the greatest power.
kynelwynn: Summon what Serge?
LRRbot: Blitzball [3] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color. / GOOOOAAAALLL! — {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw two cards. Activate only if an opponent was dealt combat damage by a legendary creature this turn.
realgamesdotca: I can’t find wheeler’s commander on scryfall, did you misspell it?
Spades_Slicc: it's kenrith
LRRbot: Dion, Bahamut's Dominant [3W] (back: Bahamut, Warden of Light) | Legendary Creature — Human Noble Knight [3/3] | Dragonfire Dive — During your turn, Dion and other Knights you control have flying. / When Dion enters, create a 2/2 white Knight creature token. / {4}{W}{W}, {T}: Exile Dion, then return it to the battlefield transformed under its owner's control. Activate only as a sorcery.
JDMan94: Dion my beloved
Bugberry: @realgamesdotca it's Kenrith, but this alt name also shows up on Scryfall.
LRRbot: Varragoth, Bloodsky Sire [2B] | Legendary Creature — Demon Rogue [2/3] | Deathtouch / Boast — {1}{B}: Target player searches their library for a card, then shuffles and puts that card on top.
LRRbot: Wall of Omens [1W] | Creature — Wall [0/4] | Defender / When this creature enters, draw a card.
BrowneePointz: Archades N*bonk*
pleonasticTautology: Archa-DE— *OW*
KeytarCat: Archades 🥜
HadesLeprechaun: Serge could be suuuuuper nice to Ben and let him search his library for an Island!
LRRbot: Tellah, Great Sage [3UR] | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [3/3] | Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, create a 1/1 colorless Hero creature token. If four or more mana was spent to cast that spell, draw two cards. If eight or more mana was spent to cast that spell, sacrifice Tellah and it deals that much damage to each opponent.
Serpens77: you spoony bard!
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sleepyfelix: oh that last part gave me a sad
BrowneePointz: i'm sure the fact he sacrifices himself means nothing for the game he's in
tehfewl: im trying so hard not to lore dump every character
KeytarCat: I like the Tellah level up silliness (I think he's the one who loses stats as he levels because he's ooold)
johnnylongtorso: @sleepyfelix m...meteo!
LRRbot: Fight On! [2B] | Instant | Return up to two target creature cards from your graveyard to your hand.
Dog_of_Myth:
sleepyfelix:
@johnnylongtorso 
thraximore:
LRRbot: The Lunar Whale [3U] | Legendary Artifact — Vehicle [3/5] | Flying / You may look at the top card of your library any time. / As long as The Lunar Whale attacked this turn, you may play the top card of your library. / Crew 1
definenull: Whale then
LRRbot: Terra, Magical Adept [1RG] (back: Esper Terra) | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard Warrior [4/2] | When Terra enters, mill five cards. Put up to one enchantment card milled this way into your hand. / Trance — {4}{R}{G}, {T}: Exile Terra, then return it to the battlefield transformed under its owner's control. Activate only as a sorcery.
LRRbot: Summon: Knights of Round [6WW] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Knight [3/3] | I, II, III, IV — Create three 2/2 white Knight creature tokens. / V — Ultimate End — Other creatures you control get +2/+2 until end of turn. Put an indestructible counter on each of them. / Indestructible
LRRbot: PuPu UFO [2] | Artifact Creature — Construct Alien [0/4] | Flying / {T}: You may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield. / {3}: Until end of turn, this creature's base power becomes equal to the number of Towns you control.
Mr_Bitterness: Amused its titled "Knights of Round", there's no "the" in there, but everyone adds it
LRRbot: The Darkness Crystal [2BB] | Legendary Artifact | Black spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. / If a nontoken creature an opponent controls would die, instead exile it and you gain 2 life. / {4}{B}{B}, {T}: Put target creature card exiled with The Darkness Crystal onto the battlefield tapped under your control with two additional +1/+1 counters on it.
Diabore: serge wanted to make pupu instead of search
LRRbot: Eden, Seat of the Sanctum | Land — Town | {T}: Add {C}. / {5}, {T}: Mill two cards. Then you may sacrifice this land. When you do, return another target permanent card from your graveyard to your hand.
LRRbot: Gladiolus Amicitia [4RG] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior [6/6] | When Gladiolus Amicitia enters, search your library for a land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, another target creature you control gets +2/+2 and gains trample until end of turn.
Diabore: no glady daddy is gonna crop rot
Diabore: doesnt have to be basic
WizardDanceParty: Big Glarbo
BrowneePointz: Dion is my favorite Mustard
Bugberry: Prime Tim
LRRbot: Noctis, Prince of Lucis [1WUB] | Legendary Creature — Human Noble [4/3] | Lifelink / You may cast artifact spells from your graveyard by paying 3 life in addition to paying their other costs. If you cast a spell this way, that artifact enters with a finality counter on it.
johnnylongtorso: missed opportunity to print Library of the Ancients
Diabore: can you do 36 serge?
pleonasticTautology: Daguerreo from FF9 would be a good alt-art for Library of Alexandria.
kynelwynn: @Diabore If he was on and built Tifa
LRRbot: Cloud of Darkness [2BGG] | Legendary Creature — Avatar [3/3] | Flying / Particle Beam — When Cloud of Darkness enters, target creature an opponent controls gets −X/−X until end of turn, where X is the number of permanent cards in your graveyard.
LRRbot: Overkill [2B] | Instant | Target creature gets −0/−9999 until end of turn.
Diabore: "i wanna see your deck do the thing. counterspell."
Nickiatori: Dual watching fnpf and the hockey draft
Nickiatori: Calgarys turn
theamc2000: Is Dion an actual twunk?
OldUncleDan: So, it turns out my cat cannot open the door of my pantry from the inside. Oops!
BrowneePointz: He's DT/Vamp tutor on a stick
Lawblades: CatBag "Let me out!"
BrowneePointz: my buddy swapped him out of his mono black deck as commander cuz he was too boringly good
TheDevil_Risen: SERGE
TheDevil_Risen: leave him hanging
LRRbot: Kefka, Court Mage [2UBR] (back: Kefka, Ruler of Ruin) | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [4/5] | Whenever Kefka enters or attacks, each player discards a card. Then you draw a card for each card type among cards discarded this way. / {8}: Each opponent sacrifices a permanent of their choice. Transform Kefka. Activate only as a sorcery.
TheDevil_Risen: full MINUTE
TheDevil_Risen: ROOD
definenull: It's free information
BrowneePointz: Kefka is REAL GOOD
g0blinslide: omg
TheDevil_Risen: nice ancestral++
hidingbox: lol
definenull: This is going so well
Diabore: does it on attacks too serge
niccus: setting a strong precedent for clown commanders
Diabore: kefka does the thing on attack
LRRbot: Summon: G.F. Cerberus [2RR] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Dog [3/3] | I — Surveil 1. / II — Double — When you next cast an instant or sorcery spell this turn, copy it. You may choose new targets for the copy. / III — Triple — When you next cast an instant or sorcery spell this turn, copy it twice. You may choose new targets for the copies.
BrowneePointz: Kefka is REAL POWERFUL
Sorator13:
kynelwynn: Oh, didn't everyone's discard go under Darkness Crystal?
thraximore: @kynelwynn dies only
kynelwynn: Ah
Diabore: !card the darkness crystal
LRRbot: The Darkness Crystal [2BB] | Legendary Artifact | Black spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. / If a nontoken creature an opponent controls would die, instead exile it and you gain 2 life. / {4}{B}{B}, {T}: Put target creature card exiled with The Darkness Crystal onto the battlefield tapped under your control with two additional +1/+1 counters on it.
BrowneePointz: he's the best villain in ff history and his card is rightfully good
thraximore: @BrowneePointz isn't he just the Joker
TheDevil_Risen: does that mean the pot has bad breath?
Sorator13: @thraximore not really, no
LRRbot: Stroke of Midnight [2W] | Instant | Destroy target nonland permanent. Its controller creates a 1/1 white Human creature token.
thraximore: don't forget the rat people
theamc2000: pot is usually how people crew whales
thraximore: oh but those are white rats
thraximore: nvm
LRRbot: Adelbert Steiner [1W] | Legendary Creature — Human Knight [2/1] | Lifelink / Adelbert Steiner gets +1/+1 for each Equipment you control.
BrowneePointz: he's not quite the joker
thraximore: "not quite"
LRRbot: Cargo Ship [1U] | Artifact — Vehicle [2/3] | Flying, vigilance / {T}: Add {C}. Spend this mana only to cast an artifact spell or activate an ability of an artifact source. / Crew 1
Diabore: ben got boats
TheDevil_Risen: 2 mana boat mana rock
LRRbot: Coliseum Behemoth [5GG] | Creature — Beast [7/7] | Trample / When this creature enters, choose one — / • Destroy target artifact or enchantment. / • Draw a card.
MagnusVir: Car no go ship, car go road
kynelwynn: Kefka is what happens if you pump an unstable nihilist soldier with magical power as a test subject and it all goes to his head.
marxmarksman: Dusty in the studio?
OldUncleDan: That was a sneeze.
TheDevil_Risen: hahahha
thraximore: @kynelwynn I thought that was Sephiroth
rosesmcgee: back sneezing going on
thraximore: are FF villains all the same guy
BrowneePointz: @thraximore I mean he's a mage driven mad by being pumped full of experimental juice to teh point of active nihilism
kynelwynn: @thraximore Funny that they do it more than once, huh
rosesmcgee: @thraximore They are all Ganondorf
thraximore: controversial take: crazy villains are overdone
BrowneePointz: he doesn't want to conquer the world, he wants to obliterate it. and Sephi wants to "save the world" cuz he's a test tube half alien baby
thraximore: (the take is lukewarm)
LRRbot: Crossroads Village | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. As it enters, choose a color. / {T}: Add one mana of the chosen color.
BrowneePointz: Controversial take: he was written 30 years ago when it wasn't as common @thraximore
BrowneePointz: lol
thraximore: I've been owned
thraximore: I am a corncob
LRRbot: Prompto Argentum [1R] | Legendary Creature — Human Scout [2/2] | Haste / Selfie Shot — Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, if at least four mana was spent to cast it, create a Treasure token.
Sogheim: Ultimecia was just weird for wanting to compress time.
nevyn666: @thraximore villians that actually have almost morally good point are over done
thraximore: impossible
LRRbot: Combat Tutorial [2U] | Sorcery | Target player draws two cards. Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature you control.
thraximore: that's actually compelling
OldUncleDan: And here I was thinking of "The Choice is Yours" by Blacksheep.
definenull: Angy boy gets angier
BrowneePointz: yea i'm a bit over the "well they're making a good point but here's the one point of really evil so we have to kill them" *looks at Marvel*
BrowneePointz: *specifically the Marvel Films*
thraximore: still better than "let's malign the mentally ill"
LRRbot: Ultimecia, Time Sorceress [3UB] (back: Ultimecia, Omnipotent) | Legendary Creature — Human Warlock [4/5] | Whenever Ultimecia enters or attacks, surveil 2. / At the beginning of your end step, you may pay {4}{U}{U}{B}{B} and exile eight cards from your graveyard. If you do, transform Ultimecia.
Bugberry: Her also triggering on enters and attacks is great.
LRRbot: Sephiroth, Fabled SOLDIER [2B] (back: Sephiroth, One-Winged Angel) | Legendary Creature — Human Avatar Soldier [3/3] | Whenever Sephiroth enters or attacks, you may sacrifice another creature. If you do, draw a card. / Whenever another creature dies, target opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life. If this is the fourth time this ability has resolved this turn, transform Sephiroth.
kynelwynn: dooby do bop dooby doo bop dooby doo bop
BrowneePointz: Estuans Interius Ira Vehementi! SEPHIROTH
UtilityPunk: Gotta ride the fairy back home from Ivalice to Earth
Atrizk:
is this a world without boardwipe?
HadesLeprechaun: @BrowneePointz Magneto hates Nazis and thinks a minority that the public is fearful of and hates shouldn't be persecuted, but then has to murder loads of people so he's the 'bad guy', also not my favorite, lol
TheDevil_Risen: what was that? is predator at the LRR studio?
BrowneePointz: Yeeeeeep. Magneto is the poster child of that @HadesLeprechaun
Diabore: technically its just attack
Sorator13: oh god
definenull: This is the weirdest moby dick slash fic ever
HadesLeprechaun: whale, soon to be possible commander!
OldUncleDan: @HadesLeprechaun That's part of my issue with X-Men. So many of those mutants are existential threats. They can do whatever they want to normies and there is nothing anyone can really do about it.
LRRbot: Locke Cole [1UB] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue [2/3] | Deathtouch, lifelink / Whenever Locke Cole deals combat damage to a player, draw a card, then discard a card.
LRRbot: Phoenix Down [W] | Artifact | {1}{W}, {T}, Exile this artifact: Choose one — / • Return target creature card with mana value 4 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped. / • Exile target Skeleton, Spirit, or Zombie.
A_Dub888: @definenull Steiner's married to his knightly duty, it'd be more like a rom com
LRRbot: The Masamune [3] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | As long as equipped creature is attacking, it has first strike and must be blocked if able. / Equipped creature has "If a creature dying causes a triggered ability of this creature or an emblem you own to trigger, that ability triggers an additional time." / Equip {2}
Bugberry: @BrowneePointz Any specific recent examples? I feel like they haven't had too many characters being that ambiguous for awhile.
LRRbot: Sin, Spira's Punishment [4BGU] | Legendary Creature — Leviathan Avatar [7/7] | Flying / Whenever Sin enters or attacks, exile a permanent card from your graveyard at random, then create a tapped token that's a copy of that card. If the exiled card is a land card, repeat this process.
LRRbot: Counterspell [UU] | Instant | Counter target spell.
Sorator13:
TheDevil_Risen: i left my sin in the graveyard
LRRbot: Vincent Valentine [2BB] (back: Galian Beast) | Legendary Creature — Assassin [2/2] | Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, put a number of +1/+1 counters on Vincent Valentine equal to that creature's power. / Whenever Vincent Valentine attacks, you may transform it.
HadesLeprechaun: good joke, good joke
Dog_of_Myth:
definenull: Good joke streamer
tehfewl: good bit streamer
UtilityPunk:
DiscordianTokkan:
thraximore:
LRRbot: Blazing Bomb [R] | Creature — Elemental [1/1] | Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, if at least four mana was spent to cast it, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. / Blow Up — {T}, Sacrifice this creature: It deals damage equal to its power to target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.
Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
LRRbot: Ahriman [2B] | Creature — Eye Horror [2/2] | Flying, deathtouch / {3}, Sacrifice another creature or artifact: Draw a card.
BrowneePointz: that's what he said?
Bugberry: @BrowneePointz I feel like lots of recent villains had a point sometime in the past, but left that a long time ago. Very few like Vulture with actual redeeming qualities.
LRRbot: Elixir [1] | Artifact | This artifact enters tapped. / {5}, {T}, Exile this artifact: Shuffle all nonland cards from your graveyard into your library. You gain life equal to the number of cards shuffled into your library this way.
Bugberry: @BrowneePointz they also kill off almost all of them, which is my biggest gripe.
Diabore: this elixir is so much worse than the one of immortality
LRRbot: Travel the Overworld [5UU] | Sorcery | Affinity for Towns / Draw four cards.
Diabore: 12 cards!
tehfewl: thats all i want to do in life
Spades_Slicc: tbf counterspell would only stop 4 cards
Diabore: ^
definenull: what's copying the spell? I zoned out for a bit
Spades_Slicc: saga
definenull: ah thank
Diabore: @definenull cerberus
BrowneePointz: GF Cerberus @definenull
Dog_of_Myth: G.F. Cerberus
LoadingReadyRun: How does a whale hold a sword? in its fins? with the tail? sticking out of the blowhole?
Diabore: take another turn
kynelwynn: Duct tape, Pau
Sorator13: @LoadingReadyRun look, Sin has an entire city on its back; a sword is nothing
omdorastrix: @LoadingReadyRun is not a whale with a sword a narwhal?
LRRbot: Ultimecia, Omnipotent (front: Ultimecia, Time Sorceress) | Legendary Creature — Nightmare Warlock [7/7] | Menace / Time Compression — When this creature transforms into Ultimecia, Omnipotent, take an extra turn after this one.
Sorator13: Sin also grows wings and its scales literally attack people; it's not supposed to make sense
TheDevil_Risen: FF is kinda busted yo
TheDevil_Risen: i love it
TheDevil_Risen: awww
TheDevil_Risen: sleepy benben
BrowneePointz: Qiqirn Chong
HadesLeprechaun: the stifle that you trashed as soon as you opened it as one of the worst? ahah
TheDevil_Risen: hope you both have fun on the outing!
A_Dub888: @Sorator13 Sin will make sense once we've atoned for our past misdeeds. Or whatever Yevon says to do
LRRbot: Sin, Spira's Punishment [4BGU] | Legendary Creature — Leviathan Avatar [7/7] | Flying / Whenever Sin enters or attacks, exile a permanent card from your graveyard at random, then create a tapped token that's a copy of that card. If the exiled card is a land card, repeat this process.
LRRbot: Sephiroth's Intervention [3B] | Instant | Destroy target creature. You gain 2 life.
LRRbot: Lightning, Army of One [1RW] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [3/2] | First strike, trample, lifelink / Stagger — Whenever Lightning deals combat damage to a player, until your next turn, if a source would deal damage to that player or a permanent that player controls, it deals double that damage instead.
HadesLeprechaun: the creatures are good, the removal has to match
BrowneePointz: alright who pulled the Ultima
Diabore: @BrowneePointz serge, he milled it with terra already
OldUncleDan: Whale... It's the Big Show!
BrowneePointz: Alright did anyone ELSE pull an Ultima
LRRbot: Treno, Dark City | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}.
BrowneePointz: or a Nibble Bibble Aflame
LRRbot: Scorpion Sentinel [1U] | Artifact Creature — Robot Scorpion [1/4] | As long as you control seven or more lands, this creature gets +3/+0.
Commodore_Perry_GG: I guess I've not seen Ben on camera for a hot minute. Sudden beard shock
LRRbot: Evil Reawakened [4B] | Sorcery | Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield with two additional +1/+1 counters on it.
Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
circusofkirkus: See No Evil
kynelwynn: No Sin during Pride
LoadingReadyRun: Sin Eater Pot
TheDevil_Risen: hahaha
TheDevil_Risen:
man i love LRR 
JDMan94: Good joke streamers lmao
AdamYMHMI: "Why is the video suddenly silent?"
LRRbot: Vayne's Treachery [1B] | Instant | Kicker—Sacrifice an artifact or creature. / Target creature gets −2/−2 until end of turn. If this spell was kicked, that creature gets −6/−6 until end of turn instead.
HadesLeprechaun: but did you forget about this Pot of Greed?!
thraximore: hahaha took me a second
TheDevil_Risen: i needed this today, thanks so much for all being goofballs on the internet
BrowneePointz: Soapbox house of cards and glass so don't go tossin your stones aaaaarouuuuund
Spades_Slicc: 4 trample? Noctis has 3 toughness right?
Dog_of_Myth: Serge just wanted to Sin but no fun for Serge.
LRRbot: Kefka, Court Mage [2UBR] (back: Kefka, Ruler of Ruin) | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [4/5] | Whenever Kefka enters or attacks, each player discards a card. Then you draw a card for each card type among cards discarded this way. / {8}: Each opponent sacrifices a permanent of their choice. Transform Kefka. Activate only as a sorcery.
LRRbot: Ice Flan [4UU] | Creature — Elemental Ooze [5/4] | When this creature enters, tap target artifact or creature an opponent controls. Put a stun counter on it. / Islandcycling {2}
thraximore: WhEeLeR's ChEaTiNg
Diabore: it also exiles itself to do the thing
tehfewl: it exiles per the ability anyways
Spades_Slicc: !card noctis
LRRbot: Noctis, Prince of Lucis [1WUB] | Legendary Creature — Human Noble [4/3] | Lifelink / You may cast artifact spells from your graveyard by paying 3 life in addition to paying their other costs. If you cast a spell this way, that artifact enters with a finality counter on it.
LRRbot: Astrologian's Planisphere [1U] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature is a Wizard in addition to its other types and has "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell and whenever you draw your third card each turn, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature." / Diana — Equip {2}
LRRbot: Midgar, City of Mako // Reactor Raid | Midgar, City of Mako [2B] | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {B}. // Reactor Raid | Sorcery — Adventure | You may sacrifice an artifact or creature. If you do, draw two cards.
kynelwynn: Wait, Nelly tossed a Town with an Adventure. Does that not count as a Sorcery? So discards would have been: Land, Sorcery, Creature, Enchantment?
KWardJenx: This stream is brilliant
thraximore: absolute banger of a song
Spades_Slicc: @kynelwynn only a sorcery when the sorcery is on the stack
Diabore: @kynelwynn adventures do not count
kynelwynn: Mmk
LRRbot: Lightning, Army of One [1RW] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [3/2] | First strike, trample, lifelink / Stagger — Whenever Lightning deals combat damage to a player, until your next turn, if a source would deal damage to that player or a permanent that player controls, it deals double that damage instead.
Diabore:
noctis is tapped from pheonix down 
LRRbot: Moogles' Valor [3WW] | Instant | For each creature you control, create a 1/2 white Moogle creature token with lifelink. Then creatures you control gain indestructible until end of turn.
BrowneePointz: Now you're weeping shades of cozened indigo, got lemon juice up in your...eye
Spades_Slicc: !card phoenix down
LRRbot: Phoenix Down [W] | Artifact | {1}{W}, {T}, Exile this artifact: Choose one — / • Return target creature card with mana value 4 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped. / • Exile target Skeleton, Spirit, or Zombie.
Spades_Slicc: Did Ben have another creature to crew the cargo ship with?
LRRbot: Ultima [3WW] | Sorcery | Destroy all artifacts and creatures. End the turn.
Sorator13: "This was not my intention!"
BrowneePointz: Such Devastation!
Diabore: wheeler very hateful
KWardJenx: This is my design
Mr_Bitterness: That was very much Wheeler's intention.
Sorator13: MSQ roulette ensuring we don't forget any of the voice lines ever
LRRbot: Noctis, Prince of Lucis [1WUB] | Legendary Creature — Human Noble [4/3] | Lifelink / You may cast artifact spells from your graveyard by paying 3 life in addition to paying their other costs. If you cast a spell this way, that artifact enters with a finality counter on it.
stippledotter: More like group Ugh
Sorator13:
AdamYMHMI:
@Sorator13 Timed it out so I could do a workout routine during the cutscenes 
Sorator13: @AdamYMHMI oh, that's excellent
thraximore: we're traumatized
Dog_of_Myth: Truth.
Khalstrom: We have a lot of trust issues...
TheDevil_Risen: wow
LRRbot: Cargo Ship [1U] | Artifact — Vehicle [2/3] | Flying, vigilance / {T}: Add {C}. Spend this mana only to cast an artifact spell or activate an ability of an artifact source. / Crew 1
BrowneePointz: 8/10 times Group Hug is Combo that acts nice until it wins so folks are gunshy
LRRbot: Scorpion Sentinel [1U] | Artifact Creature — Robot Scorpion [1/4] | As long as you control seven or more lands, this creature gets +3/+0.
Spades_Slicc: Cargo ship? when you're on the ferry I guess
nevyn666: to be fair, id trust serge over wheeler any day
LRRbot: Il Mheg Pixie [1U] | Creature — Faerie [2/1] | Flying / Whenever this creature attacks, surveil 1.
LRRbot: Diabolic Intent [1B] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. / Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle.
Diabore: need an answer to the everything
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LRRbot: Sidequest: Hunt the Mark [3BB] (back: Yiazmat, Ultimate Mark) | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, destroy up to one target creature. / At the beginning of your end step, if a creature died under an opponent's control this turn, create a Treasure token. Then if you control three or more Treasures, transform this enchantment.
Sorator13: Mark! We're coming for you!
HadesLeprechaun: Ben: is this sidequest going in the MonHun deck?
Diabore: i think i wouldve hit gladio instead
LRRbot: Gaius van Baelsar [2BB] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [3/2] | When Gaius van Baelsar enters, choose one — / • Each player sacrifices a creature token of their choice. / • Each player sacrifices a nontoken creature of their choice. / • Each player sacrifices an enchantment of their choice.
LRRbot: Suplex [1R] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Suplex deals 3 damage to target creature. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead. / • Exile target artifact.
LRRbot: Black Mage's Rod [1B] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +1/+0, has "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent," and is a Wizard in addition to its other types. / Equip {3}
BrowneePointz: they did 2 years ago? Pneuma
BrowneePointz: I think it was 2 years ago
LRRbot: Kenrith, the Returned King [4W] | Legendary Creature — Human Noble [5/5] | {R}: All creatures gain trample and haste until end of turn. / {1}{G}: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. / {2}{W}: Target player gains 5 life. / {3}{U}: Target player draws a card. / {4}{B}: Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under its owner's control.
thraximore: @BrowneePointz ....
thraximore: 5.
BrowneePointz: Wait
LRRbot: Gladiolus Amicitia [4RG] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior [6/6] | When Gladiolus Amicitia enters, search your library for a land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, another target creature you control gets +2/+2 and gains trample until end of turn.
BrowneePointz: Fear Inoculum was TWENTY NINETEEN!?
thraximore: yes
thraximore: right before the pandemic
definenull: omg nelly
TheDevil_Risen: yeah Tool are working on a new album atm
nevyn666: i was gonna say, it was the soundtrack of the pandemic for me
Sorator13:
yeah, you said "probably two years ago?" and I immediately thought "oh you mean pre-pandemic, that was more than two years ago" 
hidingbox: >Says playing group hug >Looks Inside >5 colour goodstuff
BrowneePointz: I legit thought it was during the pandini
drcthulu: he's just doing it better
Dog_of_Myth:
KWardJenx: Savage
gsyhiap:
Ben
Diabore: @hidingbox slaps roof of group hug "this thing can hold so much goodstuff"
LoadingReadyRun:
In order to hug the group, you must first hug yourself 
LRRbot: Crystal Fragments [W] (back: Summon: Alexander) | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1. / {5}{W}{W}: Exile this Equipment, then return it to the battlefield transformed under its owner's control. Activate only as a sorcery. / Equip {1}
drcthulu: just hit serge he's open
Diabore: nah whale is a 4, noctis is 3 or less
kynelwynn: Play a Dark Knight. Kick those moogles
LRRbot: The Lunar Whale [3U] | Legendary Artifact — Vehicle [3/5] | Flying / You may look at the top card of your library any time. / As long as The Lunar Whale attacked this turn, you may play the top card of your library. / Crew 1
Diabore: cant grab whale
Spades_Slicc: Illegal whale
Diabore: nevermind ignore me
Dog_of_Myth:
theamc2000: avg tolddler after diaper change
LRRbot: Terra, Magical Adept [1RG] (back: Esper Terra) | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard Warrior [4/2] | When Terra enters, mill five cards. Put up to one enchantment card milled this way into your hand. / Trance — {4}{R}{G}, {T}: Exile Terra, then return it to the battlefield transformed under its owner's control. Activate only as a sorcery.
Diabore: i saw 3 and was stupid
A_Dub888: I was today years old when I learned why the FFIX kingdom is called “Alexandria”
Diabore: hey im 66% on the night
Spades_Slicc: I was lied to and also enchanted with the phrase "illegal whale"
LRRbot: Phoenix, Warden of Fire (front: Joshua, Phoenix's Dominant) | Legendary Enchantment Creature — Saga Phoenix [4/4] | I, II — Rising Flames — Phoenix deals 2 damage to each opponent. / III — Flames of Rebirth — Return any number of target creature cards with total mana value 6 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. Exile Phoenix, then return it to the battlefield. / Flying, lifelink
Balaur1135: PHOYnix
LRRbot: Edgar, King of Figaro [4UU] | Legendary Creature — Human Artificer Noble [4/5] | When Edgar enters, draw a card for each artifact you control. / Two-Headed Coin — The first time you flip one or more coins each turn, those coins come up heads and you win those flips.
DoomBringerIL: is the layout diffrent?
Diabore: group bear hug
BrowneePointz: just pair it with Ral ult Nelly
niccus: hugging with a generous amount of dirt
MegaDosX: Edgar and Yusri also would be besties
LRRbot: Overkill [2B] | Instant | Target creature gets −0/−9999 until end of turn.
LRRbot: Ultimecia, Time Sorceress [3UB] (back: Ultimecia, Omnipotent) | Legendary Creature — Human Warlock [4/5] | Whenever Ultimecia enters or attacks, surveil 2. / At the beginning of your end step, you may pay {4}{U}{U}{B}{B} and exile eight cards from your graveyard. If you do, transform Ultimecia.
LRRbot: Eject [3U] | Instant | This spell can't be countered. / Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. / Draw a card.
Gekyouryuu: sorting in the few packs I managed to track down tonight: I'm now only missing 11 of the 53 art cards
Diabore: dont let nelly fool you, hes still a villain
drcthulu: vilainy and saviour
Spades_Slicc: I bet multiple people on arena have paid for a dead ultimecia
theamc2000: I did not know noctics had a pay life clause to his ability to
Sorator13: I bet even more people on arena had removal in hand for an ultimecia and failed to cast it when they needed to
Diabore: wttack whaler
Sorator13: Ben.
UtilityPunk:
Time Walk is an 8 mana cantrip that untaps your lands 
anactualheehaw: I have messed up multiple times with Ultimecia and forgot that she needed to exile 8 cards from the yard to flip
anactualheehaw: I need to up my reading comprehension and information retention
LRRbot: Memories Returning [2UU] | Sorcery | Reveal the top five cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand. Then choose an opponent. They put one on the bottom of your library. Then you put one into your hand. Then they put one on the bottom of your library. Put the other into your hand. / Flashback {7}{U}{U}
Sorator13:
that is absolutely not what an olive branch is, Ben
Diabore: ben drafts then he chooses fwiw
theamc2000: all legends
Diabore: @theamc2000 almost, ones a job select
theamc2000: oh
definenull: Weird fof
HadesLeprechaun: now I want to know what is the worst Sorcery that is still playable in Canlander
LRRbot: G'raha Tia [4W] | Legendary Creature — Cat Archer [3/5] | Reach / The Allagan Eye — Whenever one or more other creatures and/or artifacts you control die, draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn.
Diabore: @HadesLeprechaun in isolation probably an LD spell
LRRbot: Ardyn, the Usurper [5BBB] | Legendary Creature — Elder Human Noble [4/4] | Demons you control have menace, lifelink, and haste. / Starscourge — At the beginning of combat on your turn, exile up to one target creature card from a graveyard. If you exiled a card this way, create a token that's a copy of that card, except it's a 5/5 black Demon.
BrowneePointz: as is it’s a neat good card, if it had instant tho? *sharp whistle* that’d be a spicy meatball
Diabore: ooh telah is a good hit
LRRbot: Gaius van Baelsar [2BB] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [3/2] | When Gaius van Baelsar enters, choose one — / • Each player sacrifices a creature token of their choice. / • Each player sacrifices a nontoken creature of their choice. / • Each player sacrifices an enchantment of their choice.
Gekyouryuu: when's the Elden Ring UB set so we can have Ardyn use Starscourge on Starscourge Radahn?
LRRbot: Summon: Knights of Round [6WW] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Knight [3/3] | I, II, III, IV — Create three 2/2 white Knight creature tokens. / V — Ultimate End — Other creatures you control get +2/+2 until end of turn. Put an indestructible counter on each of them. / Indestructible
Spades_Slicc: off by one
definenull: This card is so cracked
Diabore: 1,2,3,4 not 5
Sorator13: oh yeah, Warriors of Circle is *very* good
Bugberry: 5 color all the stuff
BrowneePointz: it’s a total of 13 knights, just like the attack
BrowneePointz: 12 summoned knights plus the base summon
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LRRbot: Kefka, Court Mage [2UBR] (back: Kefka, Ruler of Ruin) | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [4/5] | Whenever Kefka enters or attacks, each player discards a card. Then you draw a card for each card type among cards discarded this way. / {8}: Each opponent sacrifices a permanent of their choice. Transform Kefka. Activate only as a sorcery.
AugmentingPath: what a peaceful combat phase, everyone gained life and no one was hurt (except the moogles)
theamc2000: and his Phoenix colored feather coat
GredGredmansson: then nelson draws right?
lastunicornfan: so basically the only real answer to that summon is exile?
AtrusOfMyst: My favorite part of the Bible is when Tifa suplexes that one train
Bugberry: Heaven or Heck, let's rock
Spades_Slicc: Hell is only a swear if you're a very specific kind of christian
ghyllnox: As with a lot of things, swears are shades of grey
lastunicornfan: oh I guess -x/-x would work
AugmentingPath: Matt Groening famously doesn't use the word hell; that's why his comic was called Life in Heck
ghyllnox: My extremely baptist grandfather doesn't like heck/darn/jeez
kingrilz3rd: I totally thought serge was a dad XD
Dog_of_Myth: Good joke streamer
Diabore: b...ben?
vinewood_og: Woops
AtrusOfMyst: The sister chain of Fudruckers
Bugberry: gosh and his son jeepers
KaleidoscopeMind: no, just blur not bleep
Sorator13: yes, blur out Wheeler's face to obscure the curses he *says*
KaleidoscopeMind: blur it but keep the audio, for comedy
Sorator13: exactly
LRRbot: Zidane, Tantalus Thief [3RW] | Legendary Creature — Human Mutant Scout [3/3] | When Zidane enters, gain control of target creature an opponent controls until end of turn. Untap it. It gains lifelink and haste until end of turn. / Whenever an opponent gains control of a permanent from you, create a Treasure token.
circusofkirkus: Nelly, it's 2025
MegaDosX: Well it got exiled and made a token of it from memory
Sorator13:
HadesLeprechaun: I just want to say, this game has been *delightful*
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MegaDosX: So the original card is gone and this is a token of it
LRRbot: Sephiroth, Fabled SOLDIER [2B] (back: Sephiroth, One-Winged Angel) | Legendary Creature — Human Avatar Soldier [3/3] | Whenever Sephiroth enters or attacks, you may sacrifice another creature. If you do, draw a card. / Whenever another creature dies, target opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life. If this is the fourth time this ability has resolved this turn, transform Sephiroth.
Bugberry: 8 mana 4/4 that makes something messed up every turn.
drcthulu: group thug
Diabore: shouldve sacced ardyn on attack instead maybe
LRRbot: Absolute Virtue [6WU] | Legendary Creature — Avatar Warrior [8/8] | This spell can't be countered. / Flying / You have protection from each of your opponents.
HadesLeprechaun: simply have an Overkill
kynelwynn: Abolute Territory, what?
UtilityPunk: The pot & the whale sounds like Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy tbh
AugmentingPath: Absolute Virtue doesn't have pro-oppos, it just gives that to Wheeler
Bugberry: @UtilityPunk that's coming in Edge of Eternity
LoadingReadyRun: I love that award winning film, The Pot and the Whale
LRRbot: White Auracite [2WW] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until this artifact leaves the battlefield. / {T}: Add {W}.
thraximore: +2
LRRbot: Jill, Shiva's Dominant [2U] (back: Shiva, Warden of Ice) | Legendary Creature — Human Noble Warrior [2/2] | When Jill enters, return up to one other target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. / {3}{U}{U}, {T}: Exile Jill, then return it to the battlefield transformed under its owner's control. Activate only as a sorcery.
Diabore: its a token
Sorator13: Nice group hug, Wheeler
Boltarion: is this going to be an 11 hour commander game??
Manitu_25: always remember kids: conceding a 3 hour game is okay
Sorator13: @Boltarion Quick, check the runtime- wait
LRRbot: Esper Terra (front: Terra, Magical Adept) | Legendary Enchantment Creature — Saga Wizard [6/6] | I, II, III — Create a token that's a copy of target nonlegendary enchantment you control. It gains haste. If it's a Saga, put up to three lore counters on it. Sacrifice it at the beginning of your next end step. / IV — Add {W}{W}, {U}{U}, {B}{B}, {R}{R}, and {G}{G}. Exile Esper Terra, then return it to the battlefield. / Flying
Boltarion: @Sorator13 LMAO
OldUncleDan: Whenever they say "Sephoroth" I keep on hearing it as "Gloria" by Laura Brannigan
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: remember when they were joking about needing to run a 2nd game?
Spades_Slicc: Serge that's not what Sidequest bounty board says
Diabore: up to 3 lore fwiw
Diabore: 2 treasures actually, because you have 2
LRRbot: Yiazmat, Ultimate Mark (front: Sidequest: Hunt the Mark) | Legendary Creature — Dragon [5/6] | {1}{B}, Sacrifice another creature or artifact: Yiazmat gains indestructible until end of turn. Tap it.
DoomBringerIL: hey chat - where does the sephiroth vocalizing comes from? talking about the 'se-phi-roth' in a high pitch voice the pod says every 5 min
Sorator13: yeah, wouldn't you get two treasures cause the thing dies at the same time?
HadesLeprechaun: @DoomBringerIL the song that plays during his boss fight
aerohydra: one winged angel
Sorator13: @DoomBringerIL The music track that plays when fighting Sephiroth in the final boss fight of FF7
Diabore: serge should have 4 treasures because he had 2 of the enchant
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DoomBringerIL: @HadesLeprechaun nice okmay... gotta search youtube
drcthulu: snerge is going to make an appearance
Diabore: but he had 2 sidequests
Diabore: now im 75% on the night, stupid noctis
LRRbot: Kefka, Court Mage [2UBR] (back: Kefka, Ruler of Ruin) | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [4/5] | Whenever Kefka enters or attacks, each player discards a card. Then you draw a card for each card type among cards discarded this way. / {8}: Each opponent sacrifices a permanent of their choice. Transform Kefka. Activate only as a sorcery.
Diabore: land
Diabore: so many land
LRRbot: Kefka, Ruler of Ruin (front: Kefka, Court Mage) | Legendary Creature — Avatar Wizard [5/7] | Flying / Whenever an opponent loses life during your turn, you draw that many cards.
Sorator13: yeah, can sac a land for this
tehfewl: only the saga on the back exiles
LRRbot: Hecteyes [1B] | Creature — Ooze Horror [1/1] | When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card.
LRRbot: Airship Crash [2G] | Instant | Destroy target artifact, enchantment, or creature with flying. / Cycling {2}
Diabore:
Sorator13: did serge just go from 4 treasure to 2, or was he at 3?
Spades_Slicc: Honestly I think the saga creatures not getting their first lore ability until the turn after transforming is a fair price to pay to let them attack immediately post transform (i understand that it'd be confusing to say "no these sagas specifically don't get counters right away)
Sorator13: or am I just losing track of what's happening
Spades_Slicc: "
Diabore: @Sorator13 he was at 3, sacced one from kefka flip
Sorator13: because that's very possible
Sorator13: @Diabore ahh, thanks
LRRbot: Ultimecia, Time Sorceress [3UB] (back: Ultimecia, Omnipotent) | Legendary Creature — Human Warlock [4/5] | Whenever Ultimecia enters or attacks, surveil 2. / At the beginning of your end step, you may pay {4}{U}{U}{B}{B} and exile eight cards from your graveyard. If you do, transform Ultimecia.
drcthulu: he sacced one for the transform
DoomBringerIL: what a spectacle of a pod.....
DoomBringerIL: get it? cuz everybody wearing glasses
Spades_Slicc: How many times has Ultimecia entered the battlefield?
HadesLeprechaun: WOW
MegaDosX: Wheeler.
Pywodwagon: jesus christ wheeler
Aaahop: @Spades_Slicc at least once
UtilityPunk:
Choked up
Diabore: @Spades_Slicc this is third i believe
Sorator13: @Spades_Slicc I like that idea in theory, but it would be very complicated to actually *do* that with how the saga rules currently work
theamc2000: Auto erotica is a sex biography
LRRbot: Summon: Anima [4BB] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Horror [4/4] | I, II, III — Pain — You draw a card and you lose 1 life. / IV — Oblivion — Each opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice and loses 3 life. / Menace
BrowneePointz: another tool song has hit the board
BrowneePointz: I mean I know it’s Aenima but still funny
goombalax: wow it really was 2009
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LRRbot: Machinist's Arsenal [4W] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +2/+2 for each artifact you control and is an Artificer in addition to its other types. / Machina — Equip {4}
OldUncleDan: *sigh* I want to turn down... But for what?
UtilityPunk: Ben saw the line, he opened up his eyes and saw the line
Spades_Slicc: @sorator13 no it wouldn't, sagas get a counter when they enter and at the beginning of the first main phase, no rule changes need to be implemented. The only complication is teaching players to remember that, in this hypothetical, since the dominants aren't entering after transforming they would only get counters after drawing for turn
Sorator13: @Spades_Slicc aren't sagas sacrificed if they have no lore counters on them though?
Pywodwagon: no
Aaahop: think that changed as of this set
Spades_Slicc: @Sorator13 if they have more counters than abilities
Pywodwagon: only if they have abilities and more counters than abilities
Sorator13: no? alright, I'm just imagining things then
Diabore: @Pywodwagon ^
Spades_Slicc: or wait they changed how that works exactly
Pywodwagon: not that part of it
drcthulu: yes
thraximore: yes
Pywodwagon: they've never died for having zero
Bugberry: The commander is the actual piece of cardboard
kynelwynn: Does everyone have fliers? Does Ben still have the whale? Seems the Machinist Arsenal can slam someone to dead?
tehfewl: yeah sure, why not
Pywodwagon: they just don't die if they have no abilities at all now
rosesmcgee: or the points on CanLander
theamc2000: the Canadian show starring Drew Carey?
LRRbot: Vivi Ornitier [1UR] | Legendary Creature — Wizard [0/3] | {0}: Add X mana in any combination of {U} and/or {R}, where X is Vivi Ornitier's power. Activate only during your turn and only once each turn. / Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Vivi Ornitier and it deals 1 damage to each opponent.
LRRbot: Relm's Sketching [2UU] | Sorcery | Create a token that's a copy of target artifact, creature, or land.
brainbosh: Wait, is this still game 1?
OldUncleDan: Yes, no... Maybe... I don't know. Could you repeat the question?
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: yaaay vivi!
Sorator13: @brainbosh yep!
BrowneePointz: yes you can
Pywodwagon: you can nelly
MegaDosX: You can transform tokens now
Diabore: tokens do flip now yeah?
Pywodwagon: it makes a double sided token
vallen_luminary: I have no idea, but I will confidently say Yes
MegaDosX: Rules changed with MOM from memory
lamina5432: you can as long as it stays on the field?
BrowneePointz: You can transform tokens because of March of the machine
tehfewl: excalibur 2
ProcyonFlynn: Double Sided Tokens - what a time to be alive.
Spades_Slicc: MoM said your tokens can trans
theamc2000: Noctis is true cat girl
Sorator13: @Spades_Slicc happy pride
lamina5432: you can transform a copy of Ultimecia now
kynelwynn: wait, token copies of double sided cards have their bckside? It knows what the back is?
BrowneePointz: Nelyes
BrowneePointz: since the incubate tokens in MoM
vallen_luminary: CAT MOMMY
Pywodwagon: no wait actually that doesn't work
MegaDosX: If you copy a DFC with a spell and make a token of it, you can flip the token, but if you copy a DFC with a clone card it can't flip
Spades_Slicc: If I make a token copy of jill and activate her ability does the token go to exile and never come back?
Pywodwagon: the copy effect will still overwrite it
kynelwynn: I thought that was only a trait of the incubate token
lamina5432: as long as it isn't leaving to transform which ultimecia isn't you are good
Pywodwagon: it only works if you copy a spell on the stack
frank_the_great: Fuck yeah
Sorator13: it's okay, it's after 10PM Eastern, swears are allowed
LRRbot: Summon: Esper Ramuh [2RR] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Wizard [3/3] | I — Judgment Bolt — This creature deals damage equal to the number of noncreature, nonland cards in your graveyard to target creature an opponent controls. / II, III — Wizards you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.
Balaur1135: MOM introduced noncreature Incubate tokens that transform into 0/0 creatures for {2}. This opened the rules for token copies to also transform, so long as they simply "transform" and aren't exiled, then put on the battlefield transformed.
Sorator13: rah-moo
TheDevil_Risen: lets go Nelly
DoomBringerIL:
100 watching this from my living room as opposed to the last 2 weeks in a shelter hiding from iranian missiles seems like a good enough reason to celebrate life... keep up the good content! u guys r awesome!
Sorator13: \o/
BrowneePointz: It’s pronounced GUF
BrowneePointz: GIF
LRRbot: Balamb Garden, Airborne (front: Balamb Garden, SeeD Academy) | Legendary Artifact — Vehicle [5/4] | Flying / Whenever Balamb Garden attacks, draw a card. / Crew 1
Blip2004: Ultimecia was such an unforgiving boss
Balaur1135: @Sorator13 cow says what?
MegaDosX: @BrowneePointz GUF or GUF?
AtrusOfMyst: Commadore GIF
BrowneePointz: he IS a black mage!
Balaur1135: It's pronounced in the manner in which it conveys the meaning to the listener without confusion
Spades_Slicc: @balaur1135 the cow is clearly saying rah
LRRbot: Clive, Ifrit's Dominant [4RR] (back: Ifrit, Warden of Inferno) | Legendary Creature — Human Noble Warrior [5/5] | When Clive enters, you may discard your hand, then draw cards equal to your devotion to red. / {4}{R}{R}, {T}: Exile Clive, then return it to the battlefield transformed under its owner's control. Activate only as a sorcery.
Sorator13: @Balaur1135 rah-rah ra-a-aaa
g0blinslide: wait, is this still game 1? lol
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: vivi is so good, ive been rolling standard ranked in arena with him lol
Sorator13: ro-ma ro-mamaaa
Spades_Slicc: This might be game 0
MegaDosX:
@g0blinslide Gonna hazard a guess there's no game 2 tonight 
Balaur1135: @Spades_Slicc rah rah rah, fite tha pow--moo
LRRbot: Vanille, Cheerful l'Cie [3G] (melds from: Fang, Fearless l'Cie; Ragnarok, Divine Deliverance) | Legendary Creature — Human Cleric [3/2] | When Vanille enters, mill two cards, then return a permanent card from your graveyard to your hand. / At the beginning of your first main phase, if you both own and control Vanille and a creature named Fang, Fearless l'Cie, you may pay {3}{B}{G}. If you do, exile them, then meld them into Ragnarok, Divine Deliverance.
Diabore: ultimecia?
BrowneePointz: like I said, when we first found out, we were getting a Final Fantasy set I made a wish for Vivi to be broken. I got my wish. you can blame me Ben
LRRbot: Zidane, Tantalus Thief [3RW] | Legendary Creature — Human Mutant Scout [3/3] | When Zidane enters, gain control of target creature an opponent controls until end of turn. Untap it. It gains lifelink and haste until end of turn. / Whenever an opponent gains control of a permanent from you, create a Treasure token.
Spooky_Noises: Damn I just got called out so hard.. I really wanted vivi to be fun but bad
g0blinslide: i just walked away when Wheeler one sided wrathed, and assumed it was gonna wrap up sometime soon after that
LRRbot: Stiltzkin, Moogle Merchant [W] | Legendary Creature — Moogle [1/2] | Lifelink / {2}, {T}: Target opponent gains control of another target permanent you control. If they do, you draw a card.
Balaur1135: Wait till people find out how the Latin in Noctis' name is pronounced
tehThane: if you zidane a creature and then ship it off with stiltzkin is it the new owners forever?
Ukon_Cairns: stiltzkin looks real neat in a zidane deck.
LRRbot: Shiva, Warden of Ice (front: Jill, Shiva's Dominant) | Legendary Enchantment Creature — Saga Elemental [4/5] | I, II — Mesmerize — Target creature can't be blocked this turn. / III — Cold Snap — Tap all lands your opponents control. Exile Shiva, then return it to the battlefield.
Jorsh029: I can't wait to run stiltzkin in my Phelia deck
Sorator13: @tehThane I think so, yeah
Balaur1135: @Ukon_Cairns can also donate ephemeral tokens like Mobilizes.
Pywodwagon: they had to give them the arsenal so it didn't just say "gun"
BrowneePointz: Nohctis Loochees Keelum? @balaur1135
goombalax: I just fell down the David Carradine rabbit hole and learned he was going to play Leto Atreides in the Jodorowsky Dune
Sorator13: @BrowneePointz Kay-lum, I think? but yes
Balaur1135: @BrowneePointz Noktiss Loo-kees KYE-loom.
Sorator13: though it depends which version of Latin pronunciation you're using
MegaDosX: Exactsies!
Sorator13: I forget the origins of the two different pronunciation systems
Diabore: game gotta end
AtrusOfMyst: @goombalax don't go down a Carradine hole
Balaur1135: correct
kynelwynn: The evil is defeated
LRRbot: Atraxa, Grand Unifier [3GWUB] | Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Angel [7/7] | Flying, vigilance, deathtouch, lifelink / When Atraxa enters, reveal the top ten cards of your library. For each card type, you may put a card of that type from among the revealed cards into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
BrowneePointz: couldn’t remember if it was k or ch cuz of words like luceateis @balaur1135 but yea I knew Caelum is Kyelum or Keelum cuz of the Praetor debacle
DoomBringerIL: u can see wheeler's relief that he will never have to play another FF card ever again
Sorator13: @DoomBringerIL bold of you to think none of these cards wind up in Highlander decks
DoomBringerIL: tru tru
Balaur1135: Most modern Latin comes from an Italian-ified turned of the century latin, when sounds like "ch" and "sh" were replacing other hard-K sounds. some characters didn't exist until Medieval typographers invented them for sounds, so hard Js were just Is, etc. Softening Latin's Tuscan roots.
Sorator13: puff the magic dragon?
theamc2000: exile pot ;(
BrowneePointz: yep I know about Iehovah @balaur1135
Diabore: your hero died
drcthulu: the hero died
DoomBringerIL: token down
drcthulu: It also ate Sin
Diabore: right yeah had some good sushi
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kynelwynn: It's relevant with Vivi
LRRbot: Black Waltz No. 3 [2BR] | Legendary Creature — Wizard [2/2] | Flying, deathtouch / Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, Black Waltz No. 3 deals 2 damage to each opponent.
DoomBringerIL: so ben wins neext uten?
Diabore: bye serge
DoomBringerIL: turn*
BrowneePointz: Vivi’s shitty little brother!
Diabore: its noncreature ben
DoomBringerIL: cant argue with that statement
goombalax: trigger, trigger, this gets bigger
Balaur1135: If you get Black Waltz's 1-3 together, does that make them the Magus Brothers?
Sorator13: @goombalax beat me to it
niccus: people die when they lose
Boltarion: tbf after everything that has happened wheeler has been the problme
Sorator13: @Balaur1135 I think you wind up with Mambo No. 5
Balaur1135: "Wheeler … is … problem"
LRRbot: Summon: Esper Ramuh [2RR] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Wizard [3/3] | I — Judgment Bolt — This creature deals damage equal to the number of noncreature, nonland cards in your graveyard to target creature an opponent controls. / II, III — Wizards you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.
Balaur1135: @Sorator13 that was playing in my hed as I wrote that, ngl
Boltarion: @Balaur1135 always
LRRbot: Fire Magic [R] | Instant | Tiered / • Fire — {0} — Fire Magic deals 1 damage to each creature. / • Fira — {2} — Fire Magic deals 2 damage to each creature. / • Firaga — {5} — Fire Magic deals 3 damage to each creature.
LRRbot: Vial Smasher the Fierce [1BR] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Berserker [2/3] | Whenever you cast your first spell each turn, choose an opponent at random. Vial Smasher deals damage equal to that spell's mana value to that player or a planeswalker that player controls. / Partner
DoomBringerIL: vivi is so combo-y
Kezzig_: vivi makes 4 mana rn
Kezzig_: bc the eser
Sogheim: a ridiculous amount of cards have been played this game
Kezzig_: esper*
Kezzig_: Thanks Serge!
Serpens77: @Sogheim also an amount of ridiculous cards
Boltarion: do you guys think we can get more games??
DoomBringerIL: i think u use vivi latest as possible to get maximum mana
Spades_Slicc: is ice magic a sorcery
LoadingReadyRun: How many Cids *would* you have vs how many Cids *should* you have
Diabore: 16 and pseudo vig
LRRbot: Ice Magic [1U] | Instant | Tiered / • Blizzard — {0} — Return target creature to its owner's hand. / • Blizzara — {2} — Target creature's owner puts it on their choice of the top or bottom of their library. / • Blizzaga — {5}{U} — Target creature's owner shuffles it into their library.
Larkonus: Don't forget to declare your Kardia target!
theamc2000: this was a great commander match of ff15 vs ff6
Sorator13:
um actually that's Blizzard
Diabore: @theamc2000 oh yeah, huh
LRRbot: Absolute Virtue [6WU] | Legendary Creature — Avatar Warrior [8/8] | This spell can't be countered. / Flying / You have protection from each of your opponents.
DoomBringerIL: tricky trciky nelson
writerjmorrison: Team Nelly eating well tonight
frank_the_great: Seems good
writerjmorrison: Wait I spoke too soon
DoomBringerIL: is that card bad or awesome?? can't decide
Larkonus: @DoomBringerIL Yes.
theamc2000: they want to sell new game
kynelwynn: Abolute Virtue over here doing it's best Platinum Angel impression
LRRbot: The Darkness Crystal [2BB] | Legendary Artifact | Black spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. / If a nontoken creature an opponent controls would die, instead exile it and you gain 2 life. / {4}{B}{B}, {T}: Put target creature card exiled with The Darkness Crystal onto the battlefield tapped under your control with two additional +1/+1 counters on it.
Spades_Slicc: Noct-Deez
LRRbot: Kefka, Ruler of Ruin (front: Kefka, Court Mage) | Legendary Creature — Avatar Wizard [5/7] | Flying / Whenever an opponent loses life during your turn, you draw that many cards.
Spades_Slicc: Did the vial smash thing happen this turn?
MegaDosX: !card kefka, court mage
LRRbot: Kefka, Court Mage [2UBR] (back: Kefka, Ruler of Ruin) | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [4/5] | Whenever Kefka enters or attacks, each player discards a card. Then you draw a card for each card type among cards discarded this way. / {8}: Each opponent sacrifices a permanent of their choice. Transform Kefka. Activate only as a sorcery.
Spades_Slicc: off crystal?
Diabore: @Spades_Slicc yes, protection
Spades_Slicc: oh right
Diabore: ben is absolute
Larkonus: Life... Dreams... Hope... Where do they come from? Where do they go? Where do they come from, cotton-eyed Terra?
DoomBringerIL: fasttt
marxmarksman: It's non-land though.
Monogoliensis: elixir only shuffles nonlands
Spades_Slicc: the lesson here is never use protection, it's confusing
frank_the_great: Nelson is gaming
ProcyonFlynn: !updog
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Diabore: !card elixir
LRRbot: Elixir [1] | Artifact | This artifact enters tapped. / {5}, {T}, Exile this artifact: Shuffle all nonland cards from your graveyard into your library. You gain life equal to the number of cards shuffled into your library this way.
DoomBringerIL: honest nelly
MegaDosX: How much commander damage has Ben done to Nelson so far?
BrowneePointz: this is rad as hell
DoomBringerIL: how do u get around this virtue? what DOES work?
Spades_Slicc: kill the virtue
BrowneePointz: removal and life loss
Spades_Slicc: bounce the virtue
Spades_Slicc: o-ring the virtue
kynelwynn: !Kefka, Court Mage
HadesLeprechaun: one of my favorite games I've watched in a while, tbh, big thumbs up, great friday night
MegaDosX: The Virtue itself doesn't have protection, it just gives you protection
MegaDosX: So you can remove it
LRRbot: Noctis, Prince of Lucis [1WUB] | Legendary Creature — Human Noble [4/3] | Lifelink / You may cast artifact spells from your graveyard by paying 3 life in addition to paying their other costs. If you cast a spell this way, that artifact enters with a finality counter on it.
kynelwynn: !card Kefka, Court
LRRbot: Kefka, Court Mage [2UBR] (back: Kefka, Ruler of Ruin) | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [4/5] | Whenever Kefka enters or attacks, each player discards a card. Then you draw a card for each card type among cards discarded this way. / {8}: Each opponent sacrifices a permanent of their choice. Transform Kefka. Activate only as a sorcery.
BrowneePointz: you can remove the virtue OR make them lose life
DoomBringerIL: !card Absolute Virtue
LRRbot: Absolute Virtue [6WU] | Legendary Creature — Avatar Warrior [8/8] | This spell can't be countered. / Flying / You have protection from each of your opponents.
Diabore: right yeah serge milled noctis
DoomBringerIL: so my permamanants are free game??
BrowneePointz: correct
Spades_Slicc: as long as an ability that causes loss of life doesn't target your OP
LRRbot: Namazu Trader [3B] | Creature — Fish Citizen [3/4] | When this creature enters, you lose 1 life and create a Treasure token. / Whenever this creature attacks, you may sacrifice another creature or artifact. If you do, surveil 2.
DoomBringerIL: ok.... so card is much worse than i thought
marxmarksman: Ben finally got his treasure token!
BrowneePointz: also correct. exsanguinate et al work through protection. no it’s still quite powerful. just not unbeatable
LRRbot: Summon: Brynhildr [1R] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Knight [2/1] | I — Chain — Exile the top card of your library. During any turn you put a lore counter on this Saga, you may play that card. / II, III — Gestalt Mode — When you next cast a creature spell this turn, it gains haste until end of turn.
LRRbot: Kuja, Genome Sorcerer [2BR] (back: Trance Kuja, Fate Defied) | Legendary Creature — Human Mutant Wizard [3/4] | At the beginning of your end step, create a tapped 0/1 black Wizard creature token with "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this token deals 1 damage to each opponent." Then if you control four or more Wizards, transform Kuja.
MegaDosX: Absolute Virtue is very similar to Platinum Angel in that it can save you from losing, but it won't lock the game since it can still be removed
Sorator13: or next turn, or the turn after
LoadingReadyRun: The Black Mage ability is damage, right? So the protection stops it?
DoomBringerIL: yrp
BrowneePointz: correct Paul
HadesLeprechaun: yah
MegaDosX: Yeah it's damage
DoomBringerIL: yep*
Bugberry: @DoomBringerIL it's basically Platinum Angel+
LRRbot: Relm's Sketching [2UU] | Sorcery | Create a token that's a copy of target artifact, creature, or land.
Diabore: oh my god
MegaDosX: lmaoooooooooo
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: !!!!
Terminal423: lmaoooo
HadesLeprechaun: we're here forever! \o/
Sogheim: oh no
RatherLargeToad: yeeeeeessssss
theamc2000: board stall
Terminal423: Nelly chose VIOLENCE
Dog_of_Myth:
Spades_Slicc: Absolute Virtue is a platinum angel that doesn't save you from your opponent's alt win cons
hidingbox: We will be here until the end of time
BrowneePointz: HELL YEEEEEES
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Bugberry: @MegaDosX also, Platinum Angel doesn't stop you from getting down to 0 life, so the opponent has to answer Virtue before they can start lowering your life total.
LRRbot: Kuja, Genome Sorcerer [2BR] (back: Trance Kuja, Fate Defied) | Legendary Creature — Human Mutant Wizard [3/4] | At the beginning of your end step, create a tapped 0/1 black Wizard creature token with "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this token deals 1 damage to each opponent." Then if you control four or more Wizards, transform Kuja.
LoadingReadyRun:
@Terminal423 you mean no violence 
Diabore: now we just need to wait for jill to flip back and bounce virtue in 3 turns
theamc2000: I respect in the now 1v1, you both respect the quadrants
MegaDosX:
@Bugberry Also true, which is why I said similar rather than the same
MegaDosX: Since they both can protect you from losing
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: hey remember like...40 minutes ago when they were talking about needing a second game?
elgenericosfavoriteorphan:
Diabore: ben has layaway answer
HadesLeprechaun: we're here until natural decking, without speeding through the deck with milling or mass card draw, lol
DoomBringerIL: im still down for game #2
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: oh yeah it woulda been
BrowneePointz: IM CACKLING this remind me of old school edh games with college buddies 15 years ago Nelly
MegaDosX: If Ben has an Elixir in his deck then I think Nelson would lose to decking
Terminal423: @LoadingReadyRun No violence in game, but psychic violence given the table reaction
MegaDosX: Especially if he recasts Kefka and draws a bunch of cards
writerjmorrison: Team 👏 Nelly 👏
Decaped: Cast Absolute Immorality to bring a player back into the game
LRRbot: Wall of Omens [1W] | Creature — Wall [0/4] | Defender / When this creature enters, draw a card.
Diabore: omens
Sorator13: that's not wall of blossoms
LRRbot: White Mage's Staff [1W] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +1/+1, has "Whenever this creature attacks, you gain 1 life," and is a Cleric in addition to its other types. / Equip {3}
Spades_Slicc: Wall of Blomens
BrowneePointz: wall of blomens
Sorator13: that time of night, eh?
kynelwynn: It is, tho
MegaDosX: Wall of Ossoms
BrowneePointz: @spades_slicc high five
ProcyonFlynn: #CloseEnough
LoadingReadyRun: I feel like I've had fights in Final Fantasy games that went like this.
Gekyouryuu: Wall of Blossmens
sleepyfelix: one of them could always deck
Spades_Slicc: @BrowneePointz drift compatible
theamc2000: did ben draw off wall?
MegaDosX: I think if it comes down to it Nelson loses to decking if Ben still has an Elixir
Diabore: oh?
MegaDosX: That said though.
Sorator13: @LoadingReadyRun The superbosses in X and XII, for sure
Terminal423: It's like a battle with a superboss, feeling like it's never going to end
Terminal423: and will likely end just as suddenly
AugmentingPath: I've been playing FFX and so I can confirm they all have "when is the next save crystal so I can stop playing" face
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LRRbot: Sephiroth's Intervention [3B] | Instant | Destroy target creature. You gain 2 life.
LRRbot: Moogles' Valor [3WW] | Instant | For each creature you control, create a 1/2 white Moogle creature token with lifelink. Then creatures you control gain indestructible until end of turn.
Dog_of_Myth: Nelson's favorite card.
Gekyouryuu: you make one of them a Zapp Brannigan costume, Moogle's Velour
DoomBringerIL: is vivi each or target?
LRRbot: Kefka, Court Mage [2UBR] (back: Kefka, Ruler of Ruin) | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [4/5] | Whenever Kefka enters or attacks, each player discards a card. Then you draw a card for each card type among cards discarded this way. / {8}: Each opponent sacrifices a permanent of their choice. Transform Kefka. Activate only as a sorcery.
Diabore: has haste yeah
LoadingReadyRun: See that? Moogles could have saved Aerith
theamc2000: the Kefka keeps on doing evil things
frozenphoenix7: @DoomBringerIL Each, but deals damage, so doesn't get through Virtue
BrowneePointz: @doombringeril each but it’s damage
DoomBringerIL: ok.. cards R harddd
MegaDosX: This has gotten so silly, I love it
Diabore: one more turn
BrowneePointz: this is just old school edh baby
DoomBringerIL: wait... did wheeler just quit?
TheDevil_Risen: i really did not pick nelly to be in this game
tehfewl: its really funny cuz you see, in FFXI, absolute virtue was a basically unkillable boss
AdamYMHMI: @theamc2000 I'm sure we can trust him, though. Probably just a slip.
TheDevil_Risen: though they did pile on wheeler
Spades_Slicc: Is the risk of combat trick worth it to block whale?
HadesLeprechaun: sometimes board wipes extend a game, sometimes they are necessary to end a game
Sorator13: @tehfewl and then it was also a big boy in XIV, as I recall
AtrusOfMyst: Moogle's Google
Sorator13: I mean, you *can* play Settle the Wreckage on attack...
DoomBringerIL: !card moogle's valor
LRRbot: Moogles' Valor [3WW] | Instant | For each creature you control, create a 1/2 white Moogle creature token with lifelink. Then creatures you control gain indestructible until end of turn.
LRRbot: The Darkness Crystal [2BB] | Legendary Artifact | Black spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. / If a nontoken creature an opponent controls would die, instead exile it and you gain 2 life. / {4}{B}{B}, {T}: Put target creature card exiled with The Darkness Crystal onto the battlefield tapped under your control with two additional +1/+1 counters on it.
Bugberry: Moogles Valor reminds me of a better Unbreakable Formation.
HadesLeprechaun: @tehfewl it was actually literally never beaten in its original form, it was determined to be unkillable by the top raid groups until they did an update that changed it
Bugberry: With a bit of Arachnogenesis
DoomBringerIL: i think settle is much better
LRRbot: Overkill [2B] | Instant | Target creature gets −0/−9999 until end of turn.
TheDevil_Risen: what a game!
Sorator13: GG!!
Manitu_25: GGs
BrowneePointz: Nooooo Nelly was so close!
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: sheeeesh
DoomBringerIL: woweeee
Musicsquid: gg boys
Terminal423: GG
phoenixfeather14: GG!
theamc2000: making you commander a 22/22 for overkill was a nice flavor play
fatherllymic: What a game!
lamina5432: settle that makes creatures
fatherllymic: Thank you for this
AtrusOfMyst: Thank for game
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: what if i had fun and good?
Sorator13: What a silly game. Fun!
TheDevil_Risen: have fun on your outing tomorrow BenBen/Serge
DoomBringerIL: wheeler face LOLLLLL
TheDevil_Risen:
hope you hve a good one Wheeler/Nelly/Paul
DoomBringerIL: when ben said we will continue to play FF
lamina5432: dragon shield the shield of dragons
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elgenericosfavoriteorphan: "we all have pee in us"
AtrusOfMyst: Being full of piss is part of project booster fun
DoomBringerIL: luv beej on anime
Gekyouryuu: oh, rad! I've been playing WB
Gekyouryuu: Back Jox!
Manitu_25: that cadence tho
DoomBringerIL: paul's the only oone with some energy left
Pywodwagon: it was nice noxious revivaling wasteland at you ben
Pywodwagon: I mean seeing you
KWardJenx: Thanks so much for the game. Happy Pride!
Sorator13: have a good sleep, fellas!
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
lamina5432: gnight
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