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SaxPython: @UnknownFriday I think it's sillier than that.  You know how sometimes you get in a longer table-talk/out of character moment with the table.  Once you reach a consensus on what actions you want to take, instead of repeating all those actions to the DM, you just say "DM, (all those things you just heard,) I do that"
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 RockPusher: !search for treasure
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  LRRbot: Make Child
 RockPusher chugs the potion of healing
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Angreed66: we are assuming as such
jessicaengle: Legend suggests it will.
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Angreed66: don't inflict ohio on chat
 stippledotter: !findquote mid
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
  Sarah_Serinde: !test
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Angreed66: cold open predictions?
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 ContingentCat: !advice
  LRRbot: Destroy 13 aliens by using Vending Mouth.
jessicaengle: @ButButTheJesus   
  Juliamon: that's always a good way to get a stream to start
 Nigouki: !findquote muffin
  LRRbot: Quote #7303: "You can't get more gamer than a muffin on a progress bar!" —Heather [2020-10-23]
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  LRRbot: Stroke the wurm.
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 Mangledpixel: !findquote Live
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 62MGcobra: may i suggest a this or that again?
 accountmadeforants: !advice
  LRRbot: Maybe if you used ALL of your legs...
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 Nigouki: This or That but all they do is debate each square of a Captcha
Snowcookies: I just finished the split fiction vod and I see I'm early for LIVE 
 stippledotter: @bytecaster Hello. This is this or that or both at the same time?
 r10pez10: !previous
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Angreed66: I read that as "Not this or that, BUS again"
 baltimore_667083: !badadvice
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 CodeIndigo: !box
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 ProcyonFlynn: !upweagle
  LRRbot: Nope.
 baltimore_667083: remember the Alamo?
 ContingentCat: !y
  LRRbot: HONK!
 stippledotter: !findquote that
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
 DarkMorford: !killallhumans
  LRRbot: 404 Humans Not Found
TabbyLavalamp: Not gonna lie, I want the Sonic cards.
 Sethalidos: @baltimore_667083 in this economy?
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 DarkNacht: !findquote late
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 accountmadeforants: A new twist on This Or That: These Or Those.
 Nigouki: Title
 DarkMorford: Title change!
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Angreed66: oh a this or that where each side is a previous both answer
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  mtvcdm: Shall we do a thing
 TheMerricat: @accountmadeforants The latest iteration of This or That, "Was this This or That already on a Live or not? And was Ian wearing the exact same clothing?" 
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 accountmadeforants: @TheMerricat That was just so very good. Paul not interrupting them the whole time was perfect.
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: @SmithKurosaki Watching G's brain just melt out of his ears was so good
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 gnyrinn: @tabbylavalamp many people have threatened to do the same, including Kathleen herself.
Angreed66: where does brain goo melt out of if not the ears?
 loufghyslaufey: Also, has Beej's anime roundup recently passed by now?
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TabbyLavalamp: @gnyrinn It would make for incredibly entertaining videos.
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 vinewood_og: Here comes 2!
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BraveOthello: It's LIVE, and I'm excited to see what happens!
  Juliamon: gnyrinn The sketch it's for is about graphs murdering people
 azninsect: 
 Nigouki: @Sevinon refresh a few times before the show ends and you might get it still!
 IanAllenBird: oh I got here just in time
 swordfishspyke: @vinewood_og The pictures! They're coming alive!
 Mazrae: @anubis169 did not know that also watching on my phone
 TheAinMAP:   
 Dog_of_Myth: A Jacob!
 TheAinMAP: Oh?
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SquidVorb: oh no
 Diabore: i see a acob
 DeM0nFiRe: Hurray for horrible fluids!
 baltimore_667083: jacob!
 arcaneIllumination: Jacob!
  mtvcdm: Oh no, Tim Hortons?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hehehehehehehehehehehehe
 stippledotter: Wets
   Anubis169: Mazrae: force close the app and reopen
 TheAinMAP: Oh.
 IbunWest: Uh oh
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 azninsect: uh oh
 GrassVortex: 
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 UnknownFriday: @mtvcdm Aah, back when I was following Desert Bus more than LRR. I've got it queued up.
 SymphonySolstice: lol
Pteraspidomorphi: Uh oh!
 GhostValv: D:
 KaleidoscopeMind: uh oh
 CodeIndigo: DRANK ROULETTE RETURNS?!
 Diabore: oh no
 CrossXhunteR: are ian and graham the same height?
   Anubis169: same thing happens
 SnackPak_: 
 ButButTheJesus: oop
 RealGamerCow: I love Jacob
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
SaxPython: 
 RockPusher: Nonuts
 IbunWest: OOF
 Sheikun07: oh no
 TheAinMAP: 
 accountmadeforants: Bit achieved
 DiscordianTokkan: ono
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   Anubis169: URGH
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 BITs19_: womp womp
 PigmyWurm: Gah, my twitch did not switch to the goin online so I missed the start!
 LadyAiluros: Jacob ;;
Rockario: the whole DOZEN!?
  mtvcdm: On the plus side, Tim Hortons is gone
 gnyrinn: @juliamon thank, I figured it was something like that.
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 ThreeMemesInATrenchcoat: Jacob. Jacob no
 ButButTheJesus: Canaday!
 jessicaengle: But did you check the segments for dupes?
   Anubis169: I saw the oilers matches 
 Dog_of_Myth: RIP Oilers
 A_Dub888: don't we all have horrible fluids, when you really think about it?
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   Anubis169: initial matches were badass
 Shadowsoflife: Jacob YES!
 Sorator13: RIP Oilers, you will not be missed
 Thefluffiestguineapig: RSVP the Oilers
 teddywhosabear: sorry oilers ;-;
dead_delver: @ThreeMemesInATrenchcoat Jacob YES.
 SnackPak_: gottem!
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 azninsect: milhouse cosplayer 
   Anubis169: lol
 ExhaustedElox: Hello Chat, once again, I am in you!
BraveOthello: Stream? On the TV. Chat? On my phone. Interest in Canadian Politics? Surprisingly high
SaxPython: 
 RockPusher: 
 ButButTheJesus: @ExhaustedElox fun!
Angreed66: but cowards live
 RainyMint: 
TabbyLavalamp: I live in Edmonton and surprisingly it's possible to have not known they lost until people talked to it at the LGS when I went to play Magic.
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   Anubis169: HAHAHAHA
 Molladia: That team is from a different state entirely... who in LRR supports Edmonton?
 BrokenGolem:   
 RockPusher: Tells us how you really feel Cameron 
 ButButTheJesus: CAM YES
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yup
 DiscordianTokkan: Polite, not Nice
Wrexadecimal: facts
 A_Dub888: is polliev the guy who thought electrictians pulled electricity out of the sky?
 IanAllenBird: lmao
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 jessicaengle: After becoming LRR fan, I no longer think Canadians are polite
 loufghyslaufey:      
 RainyMint: FACTS
 GDwarble: @A_Dub888 Yes
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 ExhaustedElox: Canada is why we have Geneva Conventions.
 Sorator13: @Molladia Many LRRsfolk have said they support whichever team is closest the most, but once the Canucks are out, they'll go for any canadian team (with the Leafs being a last resort)
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 Diabore: @ExhaustedElox remember the canadian army motto, its not a war crime the first time
   Anubis169 falls over laughing
 azninsect: damn. daaaaaaamn
 r10pez10: fuckin' tim hortons
 DarkMorford: Wooooooooooooow
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Diabore It's not a war crime till someone notices
SaxPython: woof
 Sevinon: Wow, Cam
Harukurochan: Happy Pride! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
Flushmaster Cyclonis: Something 's going to happen. in two and a half minutes.
KingKool2099: I keep missing them, but I'm here tonight
Boomy Toadsmasher: 🏳‍🌈🏳‍⚧🏳‍🌈🏳‍⚧🏳‍🌈🏳‍⚧🏳‍🌈🏳‍⚧🏳‍🌈🏳‍⚧
  SmithKurosaki: @KingKool2099 Glad you made it :)
Hugh McCarthy: Hello from Ireland
  SmithKurosaki: Also, happy pride y'all
  SmithKurosaki: What is this, Uh Oh!?
Waves of Babies: wow I'm actually here while it's live
  SmithKurosaki: Welcome in
Rollin Wonnell: can't wait for the payoff for that.
Harukurochan: HA!
 TheAinMAP: 
 teddywhosabear: oh, so it's like how being a new englander hinges on your opinion on dunkin
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DoodlestheGreat: Damn, Cam. Dealing the truthbombs.
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I think we are going to watch Cam kill someone live on TV
 jessicaengle: What's a floater dare I ask?
 TheWriterAleph: i love and appreciate these aggressively canadian opening bits, cheers
  Defrost: Man this is a bit that plays incredibly well to a very set crowd xD
johnnylongtorso: hey, we can hear Paul
 KaleidoscopeMind: time for ship names!
 ExhaustedElox: Interesting. I can't wait for that game.
 samuraitiger19: oh nooooooo
 azninsect: d'oh canadaaaaa
 fastlane250: "DOUGH NA" "cada"
 Arclight_Dynamo: Oh, we ranking Tim's doughnuts?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: OH NO
 RockPusher: Get Drank!
 jessicaengle: D'oh, Canadah
FoxBehindTheTree: its ok paul words are hard
 SymphonySolstice: whistle, wheel, same thing
 Sorator13: big steel whistle? love that
 ButButTheJesus: oh noooooo
   Anubis169: LOL
 A_Dub888 likes big wheels
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 RockPusher: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 azninsect: yeah, yeah.
 margieargie: Oddly enough, we had a Tim Horton's down here well south of the border for a while so I also have some opinions on it <_<
 CaptainSpam: 
 Sorator13: pff
 tidehollowcat: Is there still Thicc Tang?
 TheWriterAleph: JACOB HI
 TheAinMAP: Hello.
 CodeIndigo: I loved drank roulette, still one of my favorite bits
 azninsect: ooooh 60fps
   Anubis169: Paul that's a class one-liner 
 ExhaustedElox: It's a Jacob! 
 Dog_of_Myth: Hi Jacob
BraveOthello: @KaleidoscopeMind It's just gonna be "Boaty McBoatface" 50 tines
bsudo: Hi Jacob!
 baltimore_667083: hi jacob!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hi Jacob!!!!!
 BITs19_: oh god 60fps
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Hi Jacob
 Commodore_Perry_GG: It's a Jacob
DoodlestheGreat: Hi Jacob.
Wrexadecimal: Hi Jacob! 
 ThreeMemesInATrenchcoat: Jacob!!
 BITs19_: hi Jacob!
 DJayHGaming: It's a Jacob, hello.
 Shadowsoflife: o/
 Jillexie: Good hat, Jacob
 v_nome: Looking good in the plaid!
 SymphonySolstice: notable canadian jacob burgess
 samuraitiger19: I'm Jacob and this is my favorite segment on Live
 Commodore_Perry_GG:  
 gnyrinn: Are we the live studio audience?
KingKool2099: Congrats
 Sorator13: oh, we're shipping citizens?
 DiscordianTokkan: o7
 ExhaustedElox: Yup
SquidVorb: wait what
 r10pez10: is that like a duel master
 RockPusher: Noted Canadian Jacob Burgess 
 ExhaustedElox: It's a big deal
aClonedPickle: but,
 MacbethSeemsSus: I'm guessing a maple syrup tasting
rogerivany: It was all aboot beavers right Jacob?
 spurius: the booklet had all the questions
PinoGraham: I am sure the test has been leaked
 loufghyslaufey: (gasps) Secret? Nice, I think.
 azninsect: oh yessssssss
SaxPython: 
 ExhaustedElox: Ooooh, this is going to be fun!
BraveOthello: Yesssas
kyuubeynokitsune: Oh no
Wrexadecimal: TIme to study eh 
 v_nome: oh noooo
 RealGamerCow: New cameras in studio C SLAP
 ExhaustedElox: Especially with Adam on the panel
 James_the_Dabbler: Omg
 Sorator13: oh boy
 Dog_of_Myth: Oh, this is going to be good
 loufghyslaufey: *Secrecy
 Nigouki: wait really? I guess I don't remember that part since my citizenship test was....23?? years ago?
  mtvcdm: I had to do this in highschool. I was one of the only people in my US class to actually pass the thing.
 lamina5432: oh good I need to move north soon anyway
 circusofkirkus: Adam! 
Alex_Frostfire: This is gonna have a weirdly high chance of being a mess.
 jessicaengle: I like the Adam Canadian
 KaleidoscopeMind: oh, so none of the people with a degree in political science
SaxPython: Sleep Chat
 TheWriterAleph: :]
 ThreeMemesInATrenchcoat: Ohhh boy
 SnackPak_: I'll miss Adam
 nymistrya: Self Awareness is key, Adam
rogerivany: Cam is super Canadian
  amative1: These three canadians: Glasses, Beard, and Both
Thatwasademo: oh this should be interesting, I say as a native-born canadian that has never set foot in canada
 azninsect: bed status: shitted
 DiscordianTokkan: Shattenbedden
  mtvcdm: I'm gonna keep track myself
 type_variable: we need a good old country boy to balance out Cam
 Robot_Bones: Shatteddd
kyuubeynokitsune: So like, do they lose citizenship if they don't do well enough?
 teddywhosabear: interesting; the us citizenship test has the questions and answers publicly known, and they draw like twenty from them
 r10pez10: time to hide us right
 DamienGranz: Oh, Happy Canada day!
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 50keyz: "you can't even conjugate your cursewords" 
Angreed66: yep born citizens fail citizenship tests a lot when this is done
 BITs19_: alright, play along at home
 A_Dub888: if its any consolation, I don't know how well I'd do for the US citizenship test
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yup, making native born Americans taake American versions of this is hilarious
Snowcookies: My parents have done the test
SaxPython: lol
 rosesmcgee: Shit that bed patriotically
 jessicaengle: A beaver?
 Robot_Bones: Its all just heritage minutes right?
 teddywhosabear: I just watched all 112 heritage minutes a couple days ago so I should absolutely nail it.
 samuraitiger19: I have heard the the American Citizenship Test is something most native born Americans would fail
Angreed66: the trivia test
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YUP
 UnknownFriday: Pierre Pollivere Sr.
rogerivany: McDonald the second?
 Fruan: "Who printed the booklet?"
 KaleidoscopeMind: including stuff like "what page was [thing] on?"?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The American version is HELL
 NoxStryx: "you can't even conjugate your curse words" should go in the quote DB
 A_Dub888: Animal, Vegetable, or Mineral
 Sevinon: Night night
 IanAllenBird: weee
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh at least the Canadian one is only 20
 onetrueseth: First question my wife got when naturalizing in the US: Name 2 federal holidays. Her first answer? April Fool's Day.
 Shadowsoflife: o7
 MAPBoardgames: Nooooo!!!!
 SymphonySolstice: zzzz
 lamina5432: bye
 Dog_of_Myth: Time to sleep
 NimrodXIV: o7
SaxPython: 
 RockPusher: To Spaaaaaaaace!
 Sorator13: o/
 azninsect: bye byeeeeeee
 DeM0nFiRe: 
SquidVorb: Noooooo
 teddywhosabear: o7
iarethel0ser: o7
Gadora: Farewell!
Xed_Regulus: My coworker took the test, so I bought her Canadian History for Dummies. She said it helped
 Thefluffiestguineapig: o7
 BITs19_: byeb bye
 ButButTheJesus: zzzzzzzzzzz
 KaleidoscopeMind: we're free!!
kyuubeynokitsune: lol
  Serifina: nooooooooooo not the nuke!
Rockario: whee!
  amative1: o7
 DiscordianTokkan: night night
nevermore913: Bye
Wrexadecimal: o7
 LostThePirate: We had to take a practice US citizenship test at the end of middle school civics... I think I passed that back then, fairly sure I would not now, lol.
 ContingentCat: O7
 fastlane250: we'll come crashing down in the ocean later
 UnknownFriday waves
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Jokes on you, I know nothing about Canada.
 PigmyWurm: Because I'm sure we would be so helpful
 azninsect: o7
 ladylinzington: no wait please I have much to give
 ThreeMemesInATrenchcoat: It's the only way to be sure
 RockPusher:   
 jessicaengle: 
 Robot_Bones: 
BraveOthello: Damn. We all died
 AFamiliarCalledEl: If only I were a rat
 r10pez10: !clip
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Wrexadecimal: Oh I know this one
 A_Dub888: Hang on, I prefer "wingless bat"
  Serifina: @KaleidoscopeMind You're never free. 
 darkcyril: Chat has a long memory, Adam. What were we talking about?
 ThreeMemesInATrenchcoat: Oh THIS one we know
 ButButTheJesus: @Serifina yaaaaaaaa the nuke!
 UnknownFriday: Yeah, Adam's got my ticket there.
Thatwasademo: paul
kyuubeynokitsune: oops
 GDwarble: Hmm
 thingo314: erm
 circusofkirkus: (correct answer)
 NimrodXIV: Cheats
 Sorator13: Oops
 azninsect: uh
  mtvcdm: HAHAHAHAHA
 Jillexie: lol
 lamina5432: I liked the blanket better it was at least warm
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 DiscordianTokkan: HAHAHAH
PinoGraham: I don't understand
 SymphonySolstice: welp
DoodlestheGreat: A box of Wheat Puffs
 r10pez10: um
 Thefluffiestguineapig: hehehehehehehehheheheheheheh
 azninsect: hahahaha
 RockPusher: 
 GhostValv: oh no
 50keyz: FEEDBACK!
 DeM0nFiRe: Hahahaha
DoodlestheGreat: 
  Juliamon: 
 ThreeMemesInATrenchcoat: Oh fart
BraveOthello: Oops
 A_Dub888: 
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 Dog_of_Myth: 
Asolya: LMAO
 ButButTheJesus: 
 TheMerricat: https://www.canada.ca/content/dam/ircc/migration/ircc/english/pdf/pub/discover.pdf - The only official study guide for the citizenship test is Discover Canada: The Rights and Responsibilities of Citizenship - 68 pages
   Anubis169: oh artwork!!
 JessieImproved: Amazing
 jessicaengle: Fonty too tiny
 circusofkirkus: sweet art
 mercano82: They put a bunch of letters into a hat a drew them out.  "C, eh?  N, eh?  D, eh?"
   Anubis169: 
 margieargie: Hm, this is a very difficult question
  Serifina: ahahahahahaha oh my god
 HarmonisedMelody: Classic Canada
 Chesul: XD
 teddywhosabear: 1/1 on answers known from watching all heritage minutes
 DeM0nFiRe: "Now... damnit" 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh Adam
ForOhForError: All as intended
 hieroglyphica: Look, yesterday near work I saw a rat the size of my forearm, it's mate, and it's large brood of babies. Rats are doing all right. We only wish we were rats
 50keyz: its still bolded
 NimrodXIV: 
 CrossXhunteR: we're doing it live
 Phailhammer: 
 KaleidoscopeMind: slide ordering is hard
 SnackPak_: 
MaskedBeeX: It's still bold
 circusofkirkus: that looks like a bee, Adam
 ButButTheJesus: 
 UnknownFriday: Give 'em the D.
 A_Dub888: Panel going for the D
 DamienGranz: That would had been so rude
 DamienGranz: If it was A
 MacbethSeemsSus: How did they know?!? 
 ExhaustedElox: Paul, it's still bolded
rogerivany: That was a Heritage Minute definitely
 azninsect: hahahah
BraveOthello: I think it's supposed to be bolded now
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The American one has trick wordings
 airylan: I grew up in Kanata, just outside Ottawa
 Diabore: we have enough home grown dumbasses
 TheAinMAP: 
   Anubis169: "What is the average delivery time of Canada Post after resuming post-strike?"
 BITs19_: b
PinoGraham: B
 Blip2004: B
 mercano82: B
 r10pez10: (correct answer)
 LPS_97: b
 Jillexie: B
 azninsect: B, surely
 Thefluffiestguineapig: B
 lamina5432: b
 samuraitiger19: B
rogerivany: b
 IbunWest: I'm an amendment to be yes i'm an amendment to be
 ThreeMemesInATrenchcoat: B
 KaleidoscopeMind: (correct answer)
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 teddywhosabear: b
 MAPBoardgames: You don't VOTE for kings.
 baltimore_667083: B
 EmsLeigh: B (if its like the UK)
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I know this and I'm not even Canadian!
kyuubeynokitsune: I mean b makes the most sense
 teddywhosabear: this... is a guessable response
  amative1: B
DoodlestheGreat: b?
nevermore913: B sounds right
 MacbethSeemsSus: Hockey donnybrook
 Doc_Layzah: is there a Canadian School House Rock?
 UnknownFriday: Is more than one answer correct?
BraveOthello: If it's now B I'm gonna be surprised
 OldUncleDan: So, this isn't the Foil Arms and Hog version of Canadian Immigration.
Thatwasademo: the senate still matters, somehow
 RockPusher: The Bi Camel
 hieroglyphica: Man I'm doing great. I wish I was taking this test
  mtvcdm: I'm kinda going dark in chat so I can take this myself
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yup it's modeled after the House of Lords
   Anubis169: is the Canadian Senate like our House of Lords?
RerezTV: I know the answer to this but it's not on the multiple choice. Us Canadians give a Moose the law and hope it spreads the word of the law to the people.
 definenull: And that works both ways
  mtvcdm: Got this one
   Anubis169: lol rerez
Whitekitsune: Amazing
Miflet: yeah we have to be careful Canadians are like a bad day away from commiting war crimes.
ShifterChaos: oh heck its live@!
Melissa Jones: Oh blessed be, It's Live and there's an Adam.
Harukurochan: Oooh I made a similar quiz to this once!
Rollin Wonnell: I remember doing this in my 11th grade government class. it was humbling.
Harukurochan: Fair
ShifterChaos: Canada come from that Heritage Moment
Harukurochan: Oh dear
ShifterChaos: B????
Flushmaster Cyclonis: I have given some thought to moving to Canada, but I speak Spanish and think it would be more of a noticeable, being very white, statement to have my "f- this" plan to involve moving to Mexico.
ShifterChaos: oh man I do not know
Kilo: Oh I hope it's B or D, makes sense that it needs to be both
Kilo: Oh nice!
Kilo: Oh, huh.
 jvetting83: US senate was similar
 MAPBoardgames: Turns out, democracy was a mistake
RerezTV: Moose Mail we calls it.
 kimmibeans: Wait... how does one come to be a Senator if they are not elected?
 Nigouki: toronto.jpeg
   Anubis169: On the ground
 onetrueseth: The dry part
 Jillexie: Where I live
 couchboyj: Must not be a Vanadian school house rock.
 TheMerricat: "To become a Canadian Senator, you need to be appointed by the Governor General on the advice of the Prime Minister. You must be a Canadian citizen, between 30 and 75 years old, and own property worth at least $4,000 in the province or territory you will represent. "
 Robot_Bones: no way BUUD
 loufghyslaufey: Woah, woah. Is this gonna be informative? ...I like that!
PinoGraham: south
 Commodore_Perry_GG: Above Ground
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Atlantic
 Blip2004: A
PinoGraham: c
 BITs19_: C
 Doc_Layzah: the US border
 teddywhosabear: A
nevermore913: C
 azninsect: In Canada
 samuraitiger19: C
 kimmibeans: @TheMerricat Thank you!
 mercano82: A, eh?
 azninsect: C?
 Dog_of_Myth: c
RerezTV: E: At a Tim Hortons.
 Master_Gunner: Mostly they just collect a paycheque and rubber stamp things; but occasionally they do something useful.
rogerivany: 1
 lamina5432: d
 LPS_97: Central? If its ontario and quebec
 Blip2004: its ontario/quebec
Snowcookies: I think A
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 CorruptDropbear: Oh, Australia! My home and naiti- wait
 DiscordianTokkan: Is Central Ontario and Quebec?
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 RealGamerCow: a
 BITs19_: there's a little ambiguity, I would say A
The_Ninjurai: As a Canadian he should know that
 accountmadeforants: @TheMerricat I love the highly specific $4000 property requirement
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait, shit
 SymphonySolstice: A, remember ontario counts as central
DoodlestheGreat: a?
 teddywhosabear: atlanatic is like the maritimes, right?
 MAPBoardgames: More than 50% of Americans live in the Eastern timezone.
 BITs19_: A is the best answer
Mindfire13: e: 100 miles from the US border
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 azninsect: fair
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: I think I put the wrong thing as part of Atlantic
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 Arclight_Dynamo: Before they object, Ontario and Quebec are "Central" because the name was made before the West was part of Canada.
 RockPusher: """Central"""
rogerivany: Tru
 A_Dub888: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/StrangeArtisticBananaCclamChamp-XBSYlwk0zJUufUwD
 samuraitiger19: 2 for 3
 spurius: we use EST so
Alex_Frostfire: Toronto and Montreal gets you a lot.
 ExhaustedElox: That was Cam and Graham, Paul
 accountmadeforants: I'm sure 4000 dollars worth of property was anything at some point in time
knightWarrior82: Cameron should run for office
 KaleidoscopeMind: "central" in the way the US has the "midwest"
 mercano82: Yeah, but all the people in Ontario live in the eastern 1/3
BraveOthello: Basically Ontario and Quebec, right?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh shit
 definenull: Oh no
 azninsect: oh.
 TjPshine: Corin Raymond has a gag where he says in ONtario you gotta get used to being the middle east
 teddywhosabear: A, I think.
 LPS_97: C?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Not B
 Jillexie: A
 BITs19_: A
 MacbethSeemsSus: Central the same way Chicago's in the "middle" of the us
MaxxamusTime: hi chat. hope everyone is doing well.
DoodlestheGreat: c
 SymphonySolstice: A
   Anubis169: That's a toughie
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Not D
 samuraitiger19: A
 azninsect: A
 kimmibeans: This one feels too easy
 EmsLeigh: A
 mercano82: A
rogerivany: Where's poutine?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: A??
Snowcookies: A
 Diabore: has to be A
PinoGraham: A
kyuubeynokitsune: A, surely
Wrexadecimal: A
 azninsect: defintely not D lol
  mtvcdm: Gonna say A
 r10pez10: y'all have no faith in adam
 HarmonisedMelody: All in on Cameron
BlueChloroplast: Assembly, assocation, speech
Thatwasademo: three of these answers name one right and one obligation...
 MAPBoardgames: I choose the one that listed two freedoms.
RerezTV: E: Freedom to get a Nintendo Switch 2 anywhere in Ontario.
rogerivany: A
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 TheMerricat: A is a trick answer chat, it's three freedoms.
 Blip2004: oh, B
 NoxStryx: I'm sad their are not joke answers
 hidingbox: As with all of these in theory, not in practice
 bytecaster: Good
 Molladia: This is only Adam's 9th appearance in an episode of Live. (Excluding Hihglights)
 samuraitiger19: 3 for 4
   Anubis169: Eyy... A
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Makes me sad
  mtvcdm: 4 for 4
 50keyz: all in on cam
 RockPusher:   
 NoxStryx: Like "the right to hockey and poutine"
DoodlestheGreat: LOL
   Anubis169: lol
 Jillexie: Or pleading the 5th
 LPS_97: Yep
 azninsect: hahahah
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @samuraitiger19 Same I got the geography one wrong
 Master_Gunner: I like to take the fifth, and build a bridge to PEI.
 adept_nekomancer: But you have the right to Manitoba
 Blip2004: we have Protected Speech
 RealGamerCow: It's okay, neither do we
 AugmentingPath: I have my first amendment right to Winnipeg!
 HarmonisedMelody: 2.1 million channel points currently on Cameron XD
 azninsect: commonwealth nations dont have "freedom of speech" we have protected speech. i think
kyuubeynokitsune: lol
 teddywhosabear: judge drehd
 SymphonySolstice: oo oo I know this one
 Nigouki: hohoho
 azninsect: oh damn
 CaptainSpam: You don't have same Freedom of Speech, but DAMNIT you will respect Manitoba's provincial status! 
RerezTV: Oooooh this is a good question!
 lamina5432: c
 Sorator13: oh no
 CouldntPickAUsername: b
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh fuck
 SymphonySolstice: B!
BlueChloroplast: April 1st 1998
Snowcookies: B
 baltimore_667083: B
  Sarah_Serinde: I remember this happening
 Jillexie: Not A
  amative1: 99
 teddywhosabear: I think... B?
dabudder: b
 Nigouki: awww, the years make it too easy
PinoGraham: B
 Jillexie: B
 MacbethSeemsSus: B
 Gekyouryuu: when was Canada having Nunavut?
 bytecaster: April first would be very funny
 ravanys_: B
  SmithKurosaki: noo-na-voot
 BITs19_: B
RerezTV: C. 
kyuubeynokitsune: Whats a Nunavut
rogerivany: Ugh
 airylan: B
 samuraitiger19: B
 margieargie: I just knew 1999 so B
 adept_nekomancer: Gotta be B
Alex_Frostfire: Definitely in the 90's.
 Blip2004: B
 TheMerricat: B would be so biased.
Thatwasademo: none of it
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is it younger than I am????
  mtvcdm: I want to say B
 azninsect: im gonna have none of it
 UnknownFriday: E) Never. They had none of it.
 Dog_of_Myth: b
rogerivany: C?
 mercano82: B or C.  I'm going B
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Significantly???
 DiscordianTokkan: B
 azninsect: guessing B
 A_Dub888: C?
 ContingentCat: C I remember I was weird
 James_the_Dabbler: I know nunavut
Snowcookies: I have a toonie celebrating this!
northivanastan: gonna start telling people that the most important freedom in canada is manitoba's freedom to be a province
 50keyz: C
DoodlestheGreat: d?
 LPS_97: B, I know I was born before so
 MAPBoardgames: I'm having NonE of Dis question
johnobriant: c
 Diabore: april fools
KingKool2099: I'll have NUNAVIT!
  amative1: Definitely 99, I had to do a school report on it
 Thefluffiestguineapig: B?
BraveOthello: It's B or C but I can't remember which
 airylan: I remember it just happening
 WriterRaven: @UnknownFriday Dangit, ya beat me to it. XD
 bytecaster: On April 1st?!?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Holy shit, it's younger than I am
 TheMerricat: April Fools? 
  mtvcdm: 5 for 5
 LostThePirate: Heyyy, I know this one because it wasn't yet a terrirory when I studied Canadian geography in middle school
 teddywhosabear: 5/5 baby wooo
 CorruptDropbear: Nobody remembers Australia's constitution, it literally is "you are required to vote"
 samuraitiger19: 4 for 5
 sporkraptor: on April 1, that's awesome XD
DoodlestheGreat: Well, I'm not Canadian.
 definenull: CAM
 loufghyslaufey: Welp. I missed out the vote, looks like...      
 TheWriterAleph: good joke eh
 NimrodXIV: booo
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 4/5
 teddywhosabear: I gotta marry a canadian fella and get up there
 Sorator13: 
 baltimore_667083: CAM
 LPS_97: good one Cam
 LadyAiluros: oooohhhh
RerezTV: OH NO! I GOT IT WRONG! THE POLICE ARE KNOCKING AT MY DOOR TO REVOKE MY CITIZENSHIP!
 Diabore: great joke cam
 Koshindan: What was it categorically called before it was a territory?
 margieargie: D would be Newfoundland (pre "and Labrador") based on the year too
KingKool2099: Like, COME ON
 MacbethSeemsSus: I would have had questions if Adam said high school and answered 1867...
 Thefluffiestguineapig: SHIT
ForOhForError: @CorruptDropbear honestly based
TheWaxLion: "What's-leftuvit"
 hidingbox: Excellent joke, streamer
 Nigouki: thankfully they made a Twonie to commemorate it
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's hilarious
johnobriant: Sumavut
ANeMzero: Northwest Territories, no longer the northern most nor the western most territory.
 CouldntPickAUsername: it's also when they made Newfoundland
 Master_Gunner: oh I hope I get this one 
 loufghyslaufey: Wresdoveit
 Thefluffiestguineapig: OH NO
   Anubis169: Mostuvut
 azninsect: oh...
 SymphonySolstice: B
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: Cam almost made me spit my drink with the "rest of it"
 SnackPak_: rip
 LPS_97: B
PinoGraham: B
 Jillexie: B
 Thefluffiestguineapig: B?????
 airylan: B
twinnAJ: B
 Blip2004: B
 teddywhosabear: B
 jessicaengle: squint intensifies
 BITs19_: B
 mercano82: B
rogerivany: B
  Defrost: Easy B
SquidVorb: D?
 bytecaster: Very good yes!
Snowcookies: B
 baltimore_667083: B
 50keyz: should have messed with St. John vs St Johns
  mtvcdm: B. Quebec's not in the set.
 LPS_97: It's the only one that doesn't have Quebec
 A_Dub888: Nova Scotia? 
 LadyAiluros: B?
spimmmm: the answer without quebec
 azninsect: B
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I have zero idea about the capital cities
DoodlestheGreat: b
 bytecaster: Chat, I will believe you on this, as I am from Europe
  mtvcdm: @Serifina 15 out of 20
 TheMerricat: "To pass the Canadian citizenship test, you need to answer at least 15 out of 20 questions correctly. This equates to a 75% passing score. You have three chances to pass the test within a 30-day period, according to Canada.ca. If you fail all three attempts, you will be invited to a hearing with a citizenship official. "
 Gekyouryuu: I like how Fredericton is spelled with a c
 LadyAiluros: frome reading too much Anne of Green Gables?
 BITs19_: B, Quebec is not an atlantic province
 mercano82: I'm surprised there aren't any decoy wrong capitals
 ContingentCat: B no Quebec
 samuraitiger19: @RerezTV Hi Shane or Adam. Love your latest It's just Bad.
 azninsect: Adam stooooop
 Dog_of_Myth: 
  mtvcdm: Here we go
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait for it Adam
  Foxmar320: Shhhhh Adam I had a chance
   Anubis169: hahahahaha
 azninsect: hahahah
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I KNOW THIS
RerezTV: @samuraitiger19 Heya! This is Shane. 
 accountmadeforants: How much time do you normally have to answer these questions?
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: BTW what is a passing grade?
 margieargie: It's a monarchy with a constitution, easy 
Despoiler98: This is wild watching a buncha folks actually educated about the "states" of their country
 jvetting83: It would be great if the capital of the province would change in each answer.
PinoGraham: S
mrverbal: D?
PinoGraham: D
 LPS_97: D
Reecer6: not the theoretical symbolic concepts, noooo
 Sorator13: B, I think
kyuubeynokitsune: B?
 CorruptDropbear: Oh no
 Blip2004: B
 azninsect: B
dabudder: d?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
 adept_nekomancer: Are these all B?
 SymphonySolstice: B
 mercano82: B
 baltimore_667083: B
 MAPBoardgames: B
 airylan: B I think
 definenull: B?
 OuchOuchYoureOnMyHair: B. Gotta b
 r10pez10: chat come on a passing grade is an Eh
 Jillexie: B
 ContingentCat: B
 samuraitiger19: B?
rogerivany: D?
 teddywhosabear: you could argue B or D here, actually.
 MacbethSeemsSus: B
 Thefluffiestguineapig: B
 Saintnex: B
 BITs19_: I feel like B is most correct
 kimmibeans: B
 ExhaustedElox: I think it's D
DoodlestheGreat: b
 GDwarble: B and D are technically correct, but B is more correct
 A_Dub888: What if the Sovereign is Non-Binary?
 hidingbox: Good question, next question
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/GentleTemperedClintmullinsOMGScoots-x-XvegMntDRSGt-B
  mtvcdm: I'm gonna try B
 UnknownFriday: I think it's D, but that hasn't not happened in a while.
 Sorator13: I mean, one answer *is* more right than the others...
 teddywhosabear: hmm
Thatwasademo: some of these are true but not "what it means to say Canada is a constitutional monarchy"
RerezTV: Man these are fun questions. Seriously!
 accountmadeforants: Adam's bee drawing is paying off
 Serpens77: B is the one that actually mentions the Constittion lol
   Anubis169: D is ambiguous
BraveOthello: D is true-ish
 GDwarble: Bills in Canada do need royal assent, but the Governor General can provide it on behalf of the monarch
  mtvcdm: 7 for 7
 Blip2004: we "ask" the king/queen for approval
 AugmentingPath: Royal Assent, from the previous question
 samuraitiger19: 5 for 7
 RockPusher: at least that makes more sense when you have a written constitution
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 6/7
 Sorator13: Yes, because the Gov Gen is appointed by the monarch
 GDwarble: Uh oh
ShifterChaos: A
JP: C
ShifterChaos: no contest
Harukurochan: Yep!
JP: Wait, C is the maritimes damn
ShifterChaos: Central Canada, eh (A
JP: I still think of Ottawa as Atlantic since it’s near the NE US
  SmithKurosaki: correct
Mnemonicman: \o/ Manitoba
Harukurochan: B
JP: Yeah when in doubt, make it the latest
ShifterChaos: June 24th, 1995, me thinks
ShifterChaos: its late as heck
  SmithKurosaki: it is 99 :_
ShifterChaos: oh even later!
ShifterChaos: B
Harukurochan: B
JP: C?
ShifterChaos: cuz Quebec isnt that far east?
Harukurochan: Yep
JP: Yeah I just owned myself for the second time on the whole “Atlantic” thing
  SmithKurosaki: Quebec isn't Maritime/Altantic the same way
Flushmaster Cyclonis: I knew 99 because I just rewatched Road Quest and Been mentioned it in that. LER is educational.
  SmithKurosaki: Its B (I think)
ShifterChaos: yeah Graham is hung up on what I was thinking of
 BITs19_: oh no
 LPS_97: Mary Simon
 Nigouki: oh heck
 samuraitiger19: noooo
SaxPython: lol
 Thefluffiestguineapig: FUCK
 Master_Gunner: oh eff
 CorruptDropbear: It's similar in Australia, it's really all Governer General now.
kyuubeynokitsune: Oh now that's just rude
 definenull: Oh no
 ravanys_: This is rude
  Foxmar320: Florida Man has no idea
 mercano82: There goes my perfect score.
 Master_Gunner: I can never keep our GGs straight
 CrossXhunteR: Bill Canada
 Nigouki: it's not the astonaul lady anymore is it....
 50keyz: its MULTIPLE CHOICE
 teddywhosabear: B
Xed_Regulus: B
 Blip2004: this changed so much in the last few years
BlueChloroplast: Its a dude now
 Jillexie: B
 Saintnex: B
PinoGraham: C
 MacbethSeemsSus: Bud McCanadium
RerezTV: I believe it is D.
 azninsect: oh this is mean
 GDwarble: I have *no* idea
 Jillexie: Lots of Bs
 jessicaengle: Guvnor
 vinewood_og: windmill slam Greivous
KingKool2099: I loved Richard Wagner in Austin Powers
  SmithKurosaki: (Its 
Sevinon: Only one missing a period. Clearly it must be correct
 samuraitiger19: B?
 airylan: no idea. I think C?
 LPS_97: B
  amative1: C, pronounced Vagner
 ExhaustedElox: This is like asking the name of the Senate Parliamentarian 
 mercano82: B, shot in the dark.
 CorruptDropbear: I don't even know ours oh no
 adept_nekomancer: B's been doing well so far, so B again.
offbeatwitch: slam richard wagner because i want it to be true
rogerivany: Ruh Roh Shaggy
 LPS_97: D was the previous one
 kimmibeans: I thought I could become a Canadian without studying, but then this question came up
Snowcookies: I recognize one of them >.>
 ghizmou: I feel like she made the news enough recently
   Anubis169: Johnston Simon Wagner & Payette. Attorneys at law.
 azninsect: A
kyuubeynokitsune: Oh that's EXTRA rude
Alex_Frostfire: B, I've looked her up recently.
rogerivany: A?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: General Grevious?
 Blip2004: B
RerezTV: Was D the previous one? 
 DiscordianTokkan: B
 Thefluffiestguineapig: B????????
  Defrost: D was previous for sure
 62MGcobra: I met a couple of the governor generals in my time
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It's a woman i think
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 Saintnex: it’s super B lol
  Foxmar320: My country is 
saweeks: when in doubt pick C
bsudo: Isn't that gamblers fallacy?
johnobriant: Stump Chunkman
  Juliamon: Oh [B]anada
 Saintnex: I’ve got bad news
 Koshindan: B for Banada.
 62MGcobra: not that i would remember which ones they are
  Defrost: Jacob part of our heritage
 spethycakes: Big McLargeHuge
 LadyAiluros: Dude, I dream of doing that in a test I give in my class lol
 azninsect: hahahahah
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
  Foxmar320: 
 NimrodXIV: gottem
 IanAllenBird: oh my god
 Master_Gunner: D was the previous one
 samuraitiger19: 6 for 8!
 SnackPak_: 
 GhostValv: 
 GrassVortex: 
  mtvcdm: GOT IT
 Sorator13: 
 DiscordianTokkan: Julie was the one that got the boot because she was a tool
 Master_Gunner: 8 for 8 though
DoodlestheGreat: ROFL
 ExhaustedElox: lol Nice Jacob
  mtvcdm: 8 for 8 somehow
 Jillexie: I've met two of them
  Foxmar320: 
 MAPBoardgames: Chat rules: One Canadian is stupid, all Canadians are stupid.
   Anubis169: BBBBBBBBBBB
 accountmadeforants: 
Reecer6: it's bugging me that all of those whiteboards have dimples in the exact same spot on the back.
 Veraphage: 🅱️ anada
Gadora: Amazing.
 RockPusher: Press B to Canada
 r10pez10: !addquote (Adam) [Now] Our country's not stupid enough to make 'B' every answer.
  LRRbot: New quote #9341: "Our country's not stupid enough to make 'B' every answer." —Adam [2025-06-28]
 Blip2004: fell for it, government tests also test for seeing patterns
 jessicaengle: 
 mercano82: Still got my streak going
 TheAinMAP: 
 vinewood_og: Pretty much....
 ButButTheJesus: haha Canada go bbbbbbbbbbbbb
 BITs19_: I think that was my first wrong
johnnylongtorso: Banada
 ghizmou: Julie was GG back in... 2017
 50keyz: i love Adam's energy on quizzes
 lamina5432: whats a passing grade?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh shit
 loufghyslaufey: Weh? Did Jacob rig all the "B's?" Or at least half of them?
 LPS_97: 1867
 baltimore_667083: A
 Jillexie: A
 airylan: a
 50keyz: A
 BITs19_: A
 Thefluffiestguineapig: A?
 teddywhosabear: A
PinoGraham: A
 Mangledpixel: "That's amazing, that's the same as the combination on my luggage!"
 samuraitiger19: A?
 Saintnex: A
rogerivany: 1867
 azninsect: A
 mercano82: B
 MacbethSeemsSus: Eh
 vinewood_og: All of this has happened (efore....
  SmithKurosaki: No 69? Disappointed
 UnknownFriday: The year was 1778 (How I wish I was in Sherbrooke Now!)
 hd_dabnado: I think one of these confederations is from the US
 bytecaster: Didn't even do 1869, disappointed
dippedfeathers: Well they changed the password from d--kbutt but unfortunately it is now just "BBBBBBBB"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I do!!
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 50keyz: first 4 provinces
   Anubis169: CAM!!
 Nigouki: ahahaha
 spethycakes: Adam makes me feel way better about myself
 A_Dub888: 184- wait
 loufghyslaufey: Canada had their own confederation?
 Robot_Bones: I missed that star trek
SquidVorb: 
RerezTV: When Canada became Canada!
 TheWriterAleph: 
 definenull: That's the thing mastodon is on right?
 Serpens77: I know what it is, but that's because Australia also has it
  mtvcdm: These are real close.... A?
 jessicaengle: We're a federation.
 adept_nekomancer: I know what it is in the context of the US...
 couchboyj: Russian spy, taking the test: "Surely they would not make every answer B, I'll go with D..."
RuiFaleiro: A, i think i remember Canada's 150
 CorruptDropbear: Federation!
DoodlestheGreat: c
 TheMerricat: "Canadian Confederation (French: Confédération canadienne) was the process by which three British North American provinces—the Province of Canada, Nova Scotia, and New Brunswick—were united into one federation, called the Dominion of Canada, on ...."
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It's what the US tried to do and failed before becoming a unified set of states
 CrossXhunteR: on the 4th of July?
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: B for shits and giggles
 AugmentingPath: it's when all the little canadas got jammed together into one big canada
 TheAinMAP: This is what the big 150th celebration was for just a few years ago, right?
MWGNZ:   
 teddywhosabear: it's the closest thing that you can pin for when Canada became independent
 samuraitiger19: 7 for 9
  mtvcdm: 9 for 9, HE'S ON FIRE
 mercano82: And there goes my perfect score
 hidingbox: Stopped being officially a colony
 50keyz: graham flexxing that nerd cred
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 8/9
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/GiantAmericanReindeerArsonNoSexy-wT0luJM8wkFO49Sx
 UnknownFriday: I actually have one of those, somehow.
 TheMerricat: July 1st actually.
 bytecaster: "About"
 BrowneePointz: about the same time the US was trying Confederation...
ANeMzero: "I used to collect pennies" okay grandpa.
PinoGraham: C
 azninsect: A
 OuchOuchYoureOnMyHair: C
rogerivany: A
BlueChloroplast: C
 bytecaster: D is ver yfunny
 SymphonySolstice: all of the above?
DoodlestheGreat: c
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Every 4 years ish following every general election
 Nigouki: Yes
   Anubis169: D is relevant to here in UK 
 lamina5432: d
RerezTV: Technically C.
 ExhaustedElox: Oh yeah, they had the Sesquecentennial during a PPR a few years ago.
 teddywhosabear: C, but it's not quite right
 definenull: A?
  Defrost: E all of the above?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: B
 BITs19_: B?
 baltimore_667083: all of the above
 airylan: B I think is the new rule, for *must*
 Blip2004: B, but C and D can happen
 samuraitiger19: B?
 AugmentingPath: I love "want" instead of "vote for," there
 KaleidoscopeMind: D is funniest
 EmsLeigh: C? (again based off of Britian)
  mtvcdm: Technically C
 adept_nekomancer: B and C both seem defensible
 goombalax: D on account of all the early elections
RerezTV: The PM must call the election I believe.
 50keyz: B
 Saintnex: A or C
 mercano82: A is probably closest
johnobriant: Yes.
 loufghyslaufey: Wait. Wait. So in Trekkie canon, a majority of Starfleet in the Galactic Federation were inherently Canadians?
rogerivany: before 5 years is up I think
  mtvcdm: C with a time limit of A
Thatwasademo: I feel like *must* is a keyword here
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Because everyone was mad about them calling one arbitrariluy
 CorruptDropbear: There's a few options. C is real
superdude097: I'm curious if the test includes questions about the forms one has to fill out/file during the citizenship process. I believe the US test has questions like that
 accountmadeforants: Yeah, D is true in lots of countries
 azninsect: whoaaaaaa
kyuubeynokitsune: lo
 MAPBoardgames: I chose the answer that doesn't have "maybe" for a Must question
 samuraitiger19: 8 for 10
 GDwarble: @RerezTV Nope, the PM can't call an election. They can ask the Governor General to call one, and they usually do, but aren't *required* to
 50keyz: ITS B AGAIN
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Reecer6: oh B sounded too american
  Foxmar320: Hes catching up!
 loufghyslaufey: *Starfleets, anyway
SaxPython: B's Get Degrees
 GhostValv: oof
 putz12a: B is when they MUST be held, but they can be called earlier
  SmithKurosaki: B is 100% the US
RerezTV: OOOOOOOH! @GDwarble
RerezTV: I'm a bad Canadian....
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: B sounded the most specific.
 Blip2004: Managing the Alberta retirement fund unfortunately
johnobriant: Is Steve Boots watching?
  mtvcdm: Ended my perfect score
 LPS_97: I mean, have you seen his smile?
dabudder: cmon cam win it for me
 adept_nekomancer: @SmithKurosaki Very close... it's second Tuesday in November down here I believe
 goombalax: all indigenous people in Canada know Harper is a villian
dabudder: we need the money
 OldUncleDan: @SmithKurosaki U.S. is November, not October.
 Jillexie: NB
 Gekyouryuu: Quebec
  Defrost: Harper's out licking Koch brother's boots somewhere
 OuchOuchYoureOnMyHair: Quebec?
 LPS_97: Ontario
MCJiopur: NB
PinoGraham: Q
 Fruan: This feels like a trap
 Jillexie: A
KingKool2099: NEWFOUNDLAND
  Defrost: A
 ContingentCat: New Brunswick
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Quebec
 SymphonySolstice: A
 mercano82: Still holding on to by 80% south of the 49th.
  SmithKurosaki: I can read, I swear lol
Xed_Regulus: A
 lamina5432: b
  Sarah_Serinde: NB
 adept_nekomancer: B
TabbyLavalamp: NB
 Saintnex: A
twinnAJ: A
 baltimore_667083: B
 azninsect: B
PinoGraham: B
 GDwarble: A, I think
 samuraitiger19: B
 50keyz: A
 Master_Gunner: By constitutional amendment, A
BlueChloroplast: NB
 CorruptDropbear: Australia is a 3 year timer (or if there is a double dissolution trigger)
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: B
 ravanys_: A
SquidVorb: Definitely C
kyuubeynokitsune: I mean, B, surely
 BITs19_: A
Snowcookies: A
 ghizmou: C
 Jillexie: It is A
rogerivany: New Brunswick
 sporkraptor: B, pretty sure
 mercano82: D
 62MGcobra: ALBERTA,sorry
 Thefluffiestguineapig: B
 LPS_97: Quebec does not recognise english as official
   Anubis169: Where did they film Life of Brian? 
 MacbethSeemsSus: This feels like a trick
 airylan: A, but Ontario should be.
 definenull: Sounds like a trick question
RerezTV: A. New Brunsy!
BraveOthello: The really French one
wilcoxchar: A
 hd_dabnado: this is bait
MaskedBeeX: It's NB
 ghizmou: it s a trick
  mtvcdm: If this ISN'T Quebec
Alex_Frostfire: A.
 ContingentCat: A
 samuraitiger19: WHAT?!
 azninsect: ohhhhhh
SquidVorb: WHAT
 HarmonisedMelody: HELL YEAH CAMERON!
 Sorator13: speaking of gotcha questions
 sporkraptor: damn!
 Saintnex: Yea…
 baltimore_667083: WHAT
 OuchOuchYoureOnMyHair: Curses!
BraveOthello: Damn
 ravanys_: Let's go Cam
 Diabore: thats bad for me
kyuubeynokitsune: huh
 mercano82: I knew it was one of the Martimes.
  Defrost: We don't recognize english here
nevermore913: Really
 Jillexie: Quebec is unilingual by law
 ghizmou: because of Acadie
 RealGamerCow: Quebec says F English
 Thefluffiestguineapig: SHIT
Thatwasademo: is quebec only french?
 A_Dub888: Really? Huh
ghyllnox: 
  Juliamon: Quebec is Just French
 MacbethSeemsSus: That feels like spite against Quebec
 ContingentCat: Quebec is french
 Laogeodritt: My main memory of Harper is how he always talked about « les érections fédérales » in French. (Yes, that does mean "federal erections". He had so much trouble pronouncing that word in French, somehow.)
 RealGamerCow: New Brunswick, aka "Little Maine"
 50keyz: irving
 RockPusher: Quebec are not a fan of the England
 Master_Gunner: oh yeah
 samuraitiger19: 8 for 11
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Are they a monarchy????
 adept_nekomancer: Rude, Quebec, tricking us like that
  Serifina: A family or a Family? >.>
 ladylinzington: all I knew was it wasn't Quebec
 fastlane250: New Brunswick: A Family Company
KingKool2099: NONE OF THEM
 LPS_97: Quebec I think
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @RockPusher Are they uniligually French?
Xed_Regulus: D
 50keyz: A
PinoGraham: C
Snowcookies: NB has like a combined French/English language too
 OuchOuchYoureOnMyHair: D
 hd_dabnado: D
 GDwarble: D, I think?
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I saw something about you can't busk in any lanuage but French in Quebec
 Blip2004: D
 EmsLeigh: D?
 BITs19_: A
 Saintnex: B or A I think
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DoodlestheGreat: d
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 LPS_97: or Manitoba
 samuraitiger19: D?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Manitoba would be my guess
 airylan: I don't remember. I ithink D?
RerezTV: I think C.....
rogerivany: D?
johnobriant: Steve New Brunswick and his family
 azninsect: guessing D
  Foxmar320: @Serifina Yes
 A_Dub888: B (for the sake of the bit)
 ravanys_: I think D?
 mercano82: D
  mtvcdm: I think D?
 underhill33: If it's like the US, then it's D
  amative1: unsure, guess B
 MAPBoardgames: D. They couldn't make double-digits w/o them!
 jellybean57: i was about to say - having been to sherbrooke for work, that place was just straight up francophone, not bilingual
 SymphonySolstice: D I think
 ContingentCat: C
 MacbethSeemsSus: Huh, no bc questions so far
 SymphonySolstice: woo
 samuraitiger19: 9 for 12
 Sevinon: The Wyoming of Canada
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Since it's closest to Minnesota which is where in the US I think
RerezTV: BAH!
 Master_Gunner: whew, still winning
 50keyz: adam ahead of G
   Anubis169: double digits!
 Akaiatana: How many people saying letters are Canadian?
  mtvcdm: 10 for 12
 Diabore: i need cam to whiff 2 and adam to nail 2
 mercano82: 9/12
 WriterRaven: more like WOMANitoba amirite
RerezTV: My Mom is upset that I got that wrong.
rogerivany: this was 30 years before my province was in canada
 teddywhosabear: in the US it was Wyoming, and I suspect for the same reason as Manitoba: they desperately needed women to move to the rural middle-of-nowhere land
 TheMerricat: 15 of 20
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sevinon Wyoming has a weird number of "firsts" for women in the US
  Foxmar320: uh oh
 ContingentCat: Quebec is very Catholic remember
 definenull: Oh dear
kyuubeynokitsune: Uh oh
 TheMerricat: 75%
 A_Dub888: What's going to happen to LoadingReadyRun if G loses citizenship?
   Anubis169: If any of your do not pass, you'll have to take the real test
  Defrost: @ContingentCat was*
 darkcyril: Loser gets kicked out, right?
 margieargie: Mr. Manitoba
 CorruptDropbear: 75%
CocoaMix86: love me some Manitoba
  Foxmar320: Graham going to loose his Canadian card
DoodlestheGreat: Tim Hortons
 lamina5432: you need 10 to not be kicked out at least
 ravanys_: Manny Toba
ShifterChaos: this sucks
Anabella M: Name BC's Lieutenant Governor Next!
ShifterChaos: this question is so filthy
JP: Rolls a d4: C
  SmithKurosaki: Its B again
ShifterChaos: C
ShifterChaos: wild guess
ShifterChaos: fuck
SuperVoodude: lol
David Graff: shouldn't every answer be... "eh"? sorry I'll show myself out
Harukurochan: D
  SmithKurosaki: It's not B!
Harukurochan: Wait A
ShifterChaos: is it... is it Eh? (A)
Harukurochan: *phew*
Flushmaster Cyclonis: No, the "eh?" properly goes at the end of the correct answer, like a suffix.
Harukurochan: I can’t believe I almost messed that up 😭
ShifterChaos: C
  SmithKurosaki: Eh
JP: Make it fun: B again
Dave Hoyt: B B B B
ShifterChaos: yeah that is way to specific
Harukurochan: Ugh Harper 🤢
Mnemonicman: Not Manitoba?
Harukurochan: A
ShifterChaos: D
JP: E
CocoaMix: definitely not MB
  SmithKurosaki: Cant wait for everyone to be wrong
  SmithKurosaki: LOL
ShifterChaos: yeah I thought it was one of the maritimes
Flushmaster Cyclonis: Isn't that English/Gaelic?
Rodbotic: I thought manitoba was
Steampunk Salad: Quebec would never call themselves "English speaking"
Flushmaster Cyclonis: In NB
CocoaMix: MB
ShifterChaos: now it might be, for once, Manitoba
CocoaMix: love me some Manitoba
Mnemonicman: \o/
  SmithKurosaki: B or D I wanna say
ShifterChaos: cuz is this because of Riel
G3Du: Womanitoba
ShifterChaos: I wanna say?
 KaleidoscopeMind: Manny Toba
Xed_Regulus: D
 hidingbox: Graham going to be deported at this rate
 teddywhosabear: D
KingKool2099: RED GREEN
 LPS_97: Riel?
 GasCityGaming: D
 Phailhammer: Mr Manitoba 
 MacbethSeemsSus: Papa Manitoba
 SymphonySolstice: my boy louis
 Blip2004: oh D
 airylan: D
CocoaMix86: D
PinoGraham: D
 lamina5432: c
 Diabore: im going C
Snowcookies: D
 50keyz: D
 Thefluffiestguineapig: FUCK
 spurius: I got 20/20, but I probably would fail now without reading the booklet again just before the test
 Saintnex: D
 DiscordianTokkan: D
 azninsect: D
rogerivany: D?
 BITs19_: D
 spethycakes: Ahh Louis Riel
 Thefluffiestguineapig: D
 teddywhosabear: The secret BANNED Heritage Minute
 samuraitiger19: d
 hd_dabnado: Riel with Cheese
 onetrueseth: Lou Reed?
 baltimore_667083: D
 jessicaengle: Gordie has been called.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Thanks for letting the chat know!!
  Serifina: Was that Cori yelling in the background?
bsudo: My boy Louis!
 Shadowsoflife:  ?
 mercano82: OK, Cori shouting from the back helped me
BraveOthello: Never heard of any of these people
Thatwasademo: sure sounded like cori
 Diabore: im losing 250k points
 Blip2004: had his own army
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @mercano82 Same
 TheDevil_Risen: keepin it Riel 
  mtvcdm: Phew, got out of that one
 ThreeMemesInATrenchcoat: Cori from the friend zone xD
 ExhaustedElox: Father in what context?
 samuraitiger19: 10 for 134
 SymphonySolstice: adam pls that's all you learn in sask elementray school
RerezTV: Louis was the Reil deal.
kyuubeynokitsune: wat
 bytecaster: "Responsible?"
 Dog_of_Myth: Responsible?
Reecer6: Responsible Government
 TheBorzoi: I missed the start. Are they doing the Canadian Citizenship test?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 11/13 so far
 TheMerricat: "responsible government" 
 Jillexie: Heritage Moment
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 ContingentCat: Uhhhh?
 Serpens77: trick question, they've never had a responsible govt 
 spethycakes: imagine a responsible government...
CocoaMix86: A
 loufghyslaufey: Oh woof
 lamina5432: c
Xed_Regulus: D
 teddywhosabear: a SHOCKING amount of these can be answered by watching the heritage minutes.
Snowcookies: A
 Zerragonoss: They can still pass with 100% accuracy
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I don't care. D
Thatwasademo: is this old macdonald
PinoGraham: A
 airylan: D sounds familiar.
 KaleidoscopeMind: "responsible" likely being a very... anti-indigenous phrase
CocoaMix86: MacD was the first PM, no?
 Sorator13: Jacob.
  Defrost: Close enough Jacob
 adept_nekomancer: Y'all got any more of those responsible governments?
 50keyz: D
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is this way more obvious than I think it is?
 mercano82: B?
 NimrodXIV: that is a name
 gnyrinn: Responsible to whom?
 Saintnex: D
 ghizmou: he's a tunnel
 Blip2004: i feel like A is the most real
 TheMerricat: "In Canada, the government must have the support of a majority of members of Parliament (MPs) to stay in power. This is called responsible government."
 BrowneePointz: Hippolyte like Hippolyta?
  SmithKurosaki: @adept_nekomancer fresh out
DoodlestheGreat: Hippopotamus
 BITs19_: no clue, B
 Diabore: gotta be D
RerezTV: I believe... A?
  Foxmar320: D is giving me Destiny flashbacks
  mtvcdm: B?
rogerivany: B?  Actually I think he was a NL leader
 50keyz: theres too many baldwins to keep track
 spethycakes: @Blip2004 But C is the most Riel
 samuraitiger19: Hippolyte? The guy who Napol;eon's wife cheated on him with?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: A
johnobriant: D is obviously a hockey player.
 Gekyouryuu: most governments are, paul
 Saintnex: I know it’s not B or C
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The English were definitely irresponsible prior
TabbyLavalamp: The Brits were very irresponsible.
rogerivany: All Government Paul
 Sorator13: Previously, Paul?
 public_key_reveal_party: Most governments aren't responsible
 samuraitiger19: A
 Blip2004: @spethycakes yeah, but he was anti government
 margieargie: There had been a rebellion about a decade earlier, so yeah, kinda irresponsible
 EmsLeigh: Are any govenments responsible?
 Saintnex: yup
 Diabore: BOOM
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @amative1 Not the first time it has come on on Loading Ready Lives
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Damnit
 samuraitiger19: 10 for 14
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 12/14
 Master_Gunner: ah, lost by a technicality
Thatwasademo: well, cam's still in it
 mercano82: Whelp, I'm not passing the citizenship test.
 TheMerricat: "In Canada, the government must have the support of a majority of members of Parliament (MPs) to stay in power. This is called responsible government."
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Same Graham
 Diabore: so adam and graham are getting deported after the show
kyuubeynokitsune: lmao
 CouldntPickAUsername: Sir Louis-Wonder Woman's Mom La Fontaine
  mtvcdm: 11/14
  Serifina: Remember, if you're faling this test, you probably didn't study first.
 Jillexie: Part of it was
 mercano82: 10/14
Snowcookies: french name makes sense, cos the french colonized Canada first
johnobriant: Like, where do they get deported *to?*
 SymphonySolstice: ok let's go
 Thefluffiestguineapig: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 goombalax: now HBC is owned by Canadian Tire, we've come full circle
 LPS_97: He was also a supporter of Papineau, which called for the separation of Quebec back in the 1800s, so...
 hd_dabnado: Dairy?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oil
RerezTV: CORN!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Beef
 SymphonySolstice: potash, potash, potash
 RealGamerCow: Darts
 Jillexie: Fishing, lol
Xed_Regulus: D
 vinewood_og: Chewing Tobacco
 mercano82: D
 MacbethSeemsSus: Oil oil oil
CocoaMix86: D
PinoGraham: D
 OuchOuchYoureOnMyHair: d
SquidVorb: C?
rogerivany: D?
 50keyz: D
 hd_dabnado: D
DoodlestheGreat: d
 teddywhosabear: D, I reckon
 Diabore: D
 azninsect: C
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oil oil oil
kyuubeynokitsune: lol
 airylan: d?
 samuraitiger19: C?
 MAPBoardgames: Copper, Cattle, and Climate?
Snowcookies: C
 LostThePirate: B
 LPS_97: B or D
 GasCityGaming: C
 baltimore_667083: D
RerezTV: COOOOOORN
johnobriant: d
 Jillexie: Is there even a forest in Sask
WearingCats_CwC: The bunny hugs industry
 Thefluffiestguineapig: D
 r10pez10: ah yes, saskatchewood
 SymphonySolstice: D
BlueChloroplast: Has to include farming
 LadyAiluros: Adam.exe has crashed
raaabr: are each of these actually an existing economy?
 RealGamerCow: Gotta be D
 Aarek: were all of these serge's previous jobs?
 Barb4rian: Adam.exe has encountered and error
  Defrost: Clearly B 
 Blip2004: I was going to be specific, its potash, foresty and oil
  mtvcdm: D
 BITs19_: D
 Cptasparagus: Serge: "as a gas inspector..."
RerezTV: WHY IS NOBODY SAYING CORN!?
manfred909: poor Adam
 goombalax: @Jillexie they have like 3 trees total
 LPS_97: I don't think Saskatchewan has many oil deposits
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: Everybody knows the Canadian film industry is exclusively serial sci-fi shows shot around Vancouver
 A_Dub888: the D?
johnobriant: actually c
 ladylinzington: quick where was Serg a gas inspector
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 13/15
TabbyLavalamp: Don't forget the great Saskatchewan pirates.
 mercano82: 10/15
 Diabore: sask doesnt have forests or fish
 samuraitiger19: 10 for 15
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @ladylinzington There
ghyllnox: 
 OldUncleDan: A is British Columbia.
kyuubeynokitsune: lmao
 Jillexie: No fish and no forests in Sask
 DeM0nFiRe: 
  mtvcdm: I need three more right to pass
 Dog_of_Myth: 
  Foxmar320: So it's like Florida?
   Anubis169: Cam: He was knighted by Pope Pius 9th, it's a Vatican Knighthood
 SymphonySolstice: not wrong
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 LPS_97: Or they love the Roughriders for some reason
Angreed66: to become oil
  SmithKurosaki: @Foxmar320, Dry and Flat, more rocks - less swamp and gators
 mercano82: The Roughriders or the Rough Riders?
TabbyLavalamp: I have relatives in Saskatchewan. It's not an exciting province.
kyuubeynokitsune: wat
 Jillexie: lol at A
johnobriant: Would have been hilarious if the Roughriders were one of the three
 KaleidoscopeMind: LOL
 LPS_97: def not A
 A_Dub888: @LPS_97 what if its the other Roughriders?
  Foxmar320: @SmithKurosaki So yes
  Juliamon: Dehydrated Florida
 Diabore: D
Xed_Regulus: D
 airylan: d
 EmsLeigh: D
 teddywhosabear: D
 Jillexie: D
 azninsect: D
 AugmentingPath: D
kyuubeynokitsune: D
 OuchOuchYoureOnMyHair: d
PinoGraham: D
 RealGamerCow: D
 BITs19_: D
Snowcookies: D
 adept_nekomancer: D
 Saintnex: d
 50keyz: D
 Thefluffiestguineapig: D?
 samuraitiger19: D
 definenull: D sounds the most sensible
rogerivany: d
 MacbethSeemsSus: D
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: D
Reecer6: d is the longest so it's the most right
DoodlestheGreat: d
SquidVorb: D
 mercano82: D
ForOhForError: no way this isn't D
 Sorator13: D
RerezTV: @I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo most people believe every far off planet traveled via Stargate is just Vancouver.
   Anubis169: D because it's not disguised very well in
ghyllnox: Mowing the lawn 
  mtvcdm: D. Longest answer. Test-taking mentality.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It can't be c
 NimrodXIV: D sounds the most official
 ContingentCat: D
MaskedBeeX: All things considered, this IS a pleasant quiz
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Anubis169 Yeah, the others arent' disguised very well
 TheMerricat: A and B are spit take answers.
 MAPBoardgames: Apparently. "Murder" isn't an "action of a responsible citizen"
 Sorator13: The first two ones listed in C are the same thing, so it can't be that
Rockario: As a citizen, you must ONLY vote in municipal elections
  ritchards: Graham and Adam can't get 15, right?
 Sorator13: and there's no way you're *responsible* to join a political party
kyuubeynokitsune: Not with that attitude they can't
  Sarah_Serinde: or "you must have children"
 mercano82: 11/16
  mtvcdm: Make money CITIZEN
 Jillexie: 15/16
RerezTV: Also responsibility: Help shovel your neighbours' driveway.
 samuraitiger19: 11 for 16
 TheWriterAleph: nomondelow
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 13/16
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Let's gooooooooooo
 definenull: Well it's been nice knowing you both
  Foxmar320: Florida welcomes you both Adam and Graham
SquidVorb: Adam and Graham deported to New Zealand
 LPS_97: wait
RerezTV: Oh that is A.
  Sarah_Serinde: Hey, they got at least 2/3 of the way there without studying at all
 Sorator13: But you didn't study for it, so I'd say you're doing pretty well anyway A & G
 Jillexie: We just had this one
 50keyz: waaaaaait a minute
 DarkMorford: Wait a minute
 Diabore: we've done this one?
 SymphonySolstice: double question
 hidingbox: LRR now to be made stateless
 type_variable: wait
 Its_VeeBot: Adam and Graham are gonna be sent back to space
  mtvcdm: We did this
ForOhForError: uh
Pteraspidomorphi: Hmmmm
 OuchOuchYoureOnMyHair: a
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Did we do this one
 mercano82: A
kyuubeynokitsune: Wait didn't we do this?
Xed_Regulus: A
 azninsect: uh
 teddywhosabear: lmao
 Saintnex: a
 MacbethSeemsSus: deja vu
PinoGraham: A
 TheWriterAleph: 
 samuraitiger19: C
 SnackPak_: bo cool
 Thefluffiestguineapig: A
 azninsect: A
Rockario: it's a free point, just do it
 margieargie: Like a good This or That, I think this was done before
 hd_dabnado: wait uh
 adept_nekomancer: Gotta be A
 airylan: a
 TheMerricat: It's OK Graham, according to Google you can take the test two more times in the next 30 days to pass. 
 SnackPak_: be*
 BITs19_: A
rogerivany: b?
 DeM0nFiRe: They've already done this this or that 
 OutOfSpaceAndTime: C: Canada has Adeptis Arbetis
Angreed66: this or that prestream callback
 KaleidoscopeMind: eh?
 62MGcobra: Eh
 teddywhosabear: and Jacob was even wearing the same clothes as the first time!
 Diabore: cam has 3 chances to stay in canada
ShifterChaos: Louis Riel, yeah
Mnemonicman: The guy that killed the messenger
Harukurochan: I hope it’s D
Mnemonicman: technically
Harukurochan: Yay!
Eric Fontaine: Manitoba representation!
Mnemonicman: Responsible government? Canada? Here?
Toasty: as opposed to an irrisponsible government?
ShifterChaos: there are no responsible governments
ShifterChaos: D, fuck it, we ball
JP: D because it’s fun and one of two ‘Sirs’
Harukurochan: Heh
Toasty: I love the Hippolytes in Gladiator
Mark Trotman: As a dual citizen living in the USA I am not proud of how I'm doing on this test
Mnemonicman: Here I thought it would be Louis Riel
ShifterChaos: as a CANADIAN I am not proud of how I am doing
  SmithKurosaki: @Mnemonicman nope, he was a leader of the Metis
ShifterChaos: no Louis Riel got like... run out of the country
Toasty: Good save on the swear
Mark Trotman: Like if the US deports me to Canada they might just deport my ass back!
ShifterChaos: I wish Canada had its own Hamilton-like Musical about Riel, dude was up to some SHIT
  SmithKurosaki: C or D, because Uranium
Mnemonicman: it was "In" the Canadas but yeah. He did get run out. And tried shenanigans in Saskatchewan.
ShifterChaos: D
Harukurochan: *phew*
JP: Yeah, forestry and fishing seem unlikely
ShifterChaos: Saskathenanigans
Mnemonicman: D maybe
ShifterChaos: C?
JP: D seems the most official
ShifterChaos: we are like, softy nice
Flushmaster Cyclonis: C?
Harukurochan: D
ShifterChaos: D for DANG IT
John Smith: Mondalo
JP: Wait duplicate?
ShifterChaos: A, eh?
  SmithKurosaki: Free points!
ShifterChaos: this is also a memory test!
JP: Check Ian’s shirt
Harukurochan: Eh?
 Saintnex: a
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: C obviously
 thingo314: 
 50keyz: D
trainpants: C
Xed_Regulus: B
 LPS_97: C is great
 azninsect: right to ski anywhere!
 azninsect: D
 margieargie: Definitely right to ski
kyuubeynokitsune: lol
SquidVorb: C
 Dog_of_Myth: C
 samuraitiger19: 11 for 18
ghyllnox: Ski!!!
kyuubeynokitsune: It SHOULD be C
 SymphonySolstice: C hell yeah brother
 Blip2004: B
PinoGraham: A
  mtvcdm: D
  Foxmar320: Clearly its C
  amative1: Did those two other people ALSO not see the (correct answer) on the first question?
 mercano82: B?
 airylan: d
 samuraitiger19: A
TabbyLavalamp: 1 - Baseball 2 - Garage Band 3 - Reruns
 adept_nekomancer: Is it... D?
 AugmentingPath: Mobility rights includes right to ski anywhere, I hope
   Anubis169: Ski Free
 kimmibeans: I know it's A, but it should be C
 BITs19_: B
rogerivany: a
 Jillexie: I will choose C since I already passed
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I think it's D
 Its_VeeBot: What do you mean I can't ski in the middle of this Wal-Mart
 Obos_TAB: Hospital? Ski
  mtvcdm: you can ski in the friendzone
 Diabore: B
twinnAJ: D?
 SymphonySolstice: so truuuu
 teddywhosabear: B
 definenull: I wish C were true
 mercano82: But no snowboarding.
dead_delver: skiing down main street.
 LPS_97: what if I want to snowboard instead?
nevermore913: I like C
 SymphonySolstice: good ol' blackstrap
 CrossXhunteR: i feel like adam is so much more canadian during this quiz
 62MGcobra: It is closed now
 randombillfolds: @kimmibeans Canada has freedom of expression.
Rockario: there's plenty of river valleys on the prairies that you can make into short ski hills
DoodlestheGreat: d
 samuraitiger19: huh
 Sorator13: That should be a question on the test, "What does Regina rhyme with?"
 stippledotter: Oh, nsburg
 Saintnex: huh
 mercano82: Mad River Glen, ski it if you can.  (Snowboards need not apply.)
 samuraitiger19: 11 for 18
bsudo: Truth
kyuubeynokitsune: oof
 OldUncleDan: Wisconsin almost adopted "Smell Our Dairy Air."
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's the most "we need anything else" slogan thing
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YUUUUUUP
 adept_nekomancer: B is for dang. 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Same
 Sorator13: BIG SAME
 A_Dub888: Is anyone tracking how many answers hav been which letter?
 NimrodXIV: oof
ghyllnox: Yuuuuup
  Sarah_Serinde: Canada really does suck for that
 ContingentCat: Yuuup
 50keyz: YEEEEEEEEEAH
kyuubeynokitsune: Oh nooooooooo
 kimmibeans: @randombillfolds Ah, I misinterpreted it. I was still wrong any way, so no Canadian citizenship for me lol
  mtvcdm: FREE POINT
 definenull: Uhhhhh
 Gekyouryuu: @OldUncleDan 
ANeMzero: I mean the charter was from the 1980s so they were at least trying to present an image of not being ass.
 SnackPak_: Cameron makes it!
 SymphonySolstice: 
  Foxmar320: hahahaaaa
 RockPusher: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Who were those two other people
 GrassVortex: 
 azninsect: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
Wrexadecimal: 
 TheWriterAleph: do it live!!
 Diabore: jacob wrote 18 questions
 azninsect: 
SaxPython: !clip
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   Anubis169: 
 Jillexie: 
TabbyLavalamp: Aboriginal people's rights unless they want clean water or are in the way of oil.
 xantos69: This is amazing.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Close enough for government work?
DoodlestheGreat: WHELP
 WriterRaven: it not perfect system.
Pteraspidomorphi: The secret is that This citizenship test plays mind tricks on you
  SmithKurosaki: Good job!
  mtvcdm: PASS BABY
 kodalith: The Canadian way
 type_variable: Looks like two people need an ass kicking
 Gekyouryuu: Cam passes!
   Anubis169: Citizenship on a technicality
 62MGcobra: Make something up
 mercano82: Is counting to 20 part of the citizenship test?
manfred909: Jacob needs more doughtnuts
Alex_Frostfire: It's true, he did.
bsudo: Oh yeah that did happen
 ThreeMemesInATrenchcoat: The donuts got you Jacob
ghyllnox: It's true, he did
MaskedBeeX: Congrats Cameron on officially becoming a Canadian citizen
SaxPython: that Whelp needs to be on the sound board
 adept_nekomancer: De!  Fault!  De!  Fault!
PinoGraham: B
 RockPusher: We can blame them!
  Serifina: ahahahahahahahahahahaha
 samuraitiger19: B
  amative1: All those donuts only gave enough of a sugar rush to make it through 18 questions
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hehehehehehehehehehehe
 samuraitiger19: 12 for 19
 rosesmcgee: And Ian repeated a whole ourfit
 azninsect: Graham has a second shot at it
rogerivany: b
KyranTheWalker: This is hilarious.
 Diabore: cam passes!
SquidVorb: It's live. Something was bound to happen
RerezTV: @amative1 that is a fact.
 fastlane250: nice B
 TheDevil_Risen: cute Bee Adam
 TheWriterAleph: 
ANeMzero: Never
 AugmentingPath: as often as possible
 50keyz: we dont he sucks
 SymphonySolstice: wh
 TheAinMAP: 
Alex_Frostfire: Do we?
 Saintnex: uh
  mtvcdm: Do they?
 airylan: we don't, he sucks.
 Jillexie: We don't
rogerivany: We don't?
 teddywhosabear: C?
 Gekyouryuu: C?
 v_nome: E. They don't
 BITs19_: as little as possible, really
 Diabore: we very dont
PinoGraham: you don't
 SymphonySolstice: do Not
 Its_VeeBot: """celebrate"""
 MAPBoardgames: Never?
 LPS_97: I thought it no longer was a thing?
 samuraitiger19: C?
 airylan: C ?
Reecer6: come on, of course you do
  SmithKurosaki: e we dont lol
 KingOfDoma: Throw. Go with E. Screw him.
kyuubeynokitsune: lol
 mercano82: A
ghyllnox: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Noooo idea
DoodlestheGreat: The day that the McRib comes out.
sarahparagon: We celebrate Sir John A. Macdonald day?????????
 margieargie: "Celebrate"
 Jillexie: I have never once celebrated this day
  mtvcdm: C?
 TheMerricat: "Sir John Alexander Macdonald PC GCB QC was the first prime minister of Canada, serving from 1867 to 1873 and from 1878 until his death in 1891. He was the dominant figure of Canadian Confederation, and had a political career that spanned almost half a century."
 Jigokuro: B just one metagaming the options.
Snowcookies: C
RerezTV: B.
 mercano82: D is Memorial Day, C is Thanksgiving-ish
 gnyrinn: When they remember it.
  Foxmar320: E
 EmsLeigh: C?
 azninsect: zd
Alex_Frostfire: I don't think that's a thing here in Ontario...
johnobriant: Cam answered with the confidence of a man who has a John A MacDonald day routine.
 Saintnex: I went to a school named after him and we STILL didn’t lol
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/HotPolishedArtichokeTheThing-8ABEXOUbxeweOQ-P
 CrossXhunteR: the only thing to ever happen on January 11th
rogerivany: How many B's did we have?
  mtvcdm: 15 out of 20
 Master_Gunner: 17/20, not bad.
  Sarah_Serinde: Pretty good for no one studying beforehand
  mtvcdm: Pass!
 Jillexie: 19/20
Rockario: it was not gonna be nov 11, it was not gonna be that close to thanksgiving or new years
 airylan: I got I think 2 wrong.
   Anubis169: You must now retake the real citizenship test
 lamina5432: I got like 5
 HarmonisedMelody: Heck yeah!  Channel points!
 Shadwhawk: Don't you have to revoke it from Adam and Graham?
Xed_Regulus: 19/20
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 16/20!!
 teddywhosabear: 17/20, hooray, I will be heading to the border immediately please take me
  Foxmar320: Im going to say I passed. Can I sleep in the crawl space?
 NimrodXIV: cool, can't immigrate anyway
PinoGraham: gg
 ButButTheJesus: I didn't show up
 DeM0nFiRe:   
 LPS_97: I'm from Quebec so it doesn't count
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Or take away citizenship from Adam and Graham?
RerezTV: Dang I got so many wrong I think I just lost citizenship.
  TStodden: Does Failure means DEPORTATION?
 HarmonisedMelody: 25% profit!
ghyllnox: Cameron, however, they can make a citizen
 azninsect: points!
 50keyz: give me those points!
 A_Dub888: Job Jacob
 Jillexie: THough I had to guess the last one.
RuiFaleiro: @CrossXhunteR that's my birthday  also supposedly Hamilton's
ArcLightningCanuck: I retain my citizenship. Hoorah!
kyuubeynokitsune: lmao
 Sorator13: Pretty good job from Adam & G to score that well *without* studying!
bsudo: Great segment Jacob!
  Serifina: Oh I wasn't even trying. I think I probably got like four.
 TheBorzoi: I was late to the exam. Does that mean I'm disqualified or can I still take it?
 Diabore: they do have the ability to revoke citizenship though, so uh, turn your papers in
 mercano82: I'm just outside of passing.  I'll have to continue living south of the border.
 definenull: Thank you Jacob!
 Its_VeeBot: glurp
 RockPusher: Glurp!
 TheDevil_Risen: GLURP
 azninsect: 
 bytecaster: Glurp
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That was amazing Jacob!!
 ButButTheJesus: glurp!
fireiceair1989 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 89 months!
 fireiceair1989:  
raaabr: gggggLUUUUURpppp
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   Anubis169: GRURP
  Foxmar320: @Serifina We should make a Florida quiz
 definenull: What whiplash
 50keyz: omg
 ButButTheJesus: ALLO
Wrexadecimal: 
mendokusai_jamesdean: This was great for someone planning to move to the great Canada
 RockPusher: 
Alex_Frostfire: The triple facepalm here cracks me up.
BraveOthello: I miss Graham yelling GLURP!
 DarkMorford: Glurp is like $1 on Steam right now, btw
 Aarek: I love the triple glasses off
 ThreeMemesInATrenchcoat: WHEELER
 samuraitiger19: CUTIE?!
 FrozenNitrogen: we should have them do the US citizenship quiz and see if they somehow do better
 Sorator13: that entire intro was phenomenal for anyone who hasn't seen it, btw
 A_Dub888: Melee, Brawl, Wii U, or Ultimate?
DoodlestheGreat: It's the elephant in the room!
 mercano82: Addressing the elephant in the room.
 ButButTheJesus: MY CLIP! that ben thing was from me! 
 ExhaustedElox: I still feel awful about that elephant...
 Sorator13: worth looking up that vod just to see Wheeler absolutely go ham
 samuraitiger19: NO NOT AGAIN!!!
 Its_VeeBot: @Foxmar320 Question 1: What is the procedure for an escaped Mickey Mouse animatronic?
  Serifina: @Serifina What would that even look like? Half questions about Disney, the rest about how to handle the various flora and fauna?
   Anubis169: Victory Doughnut!
 TheWriterAleph: wheeeee
 TheAinMAP: 
 ButButTheJesus: GANT
 SymphonySolstice: spiiiin
 CaptainSpam: #justrlrrmansthings
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 margieargie: Too much FFB gain, clearly"
 margieargie: !gant
  LRRbot: Gant? Gant!
  Foxmar320: @Its_VeeBot Good point all the answers involve fire
 Sorator13: oh what a zinger this was
 Its_VeeBot: Question 2: Which hand goes on top when doing the "Gator Bite" gesture
 Too_Many_Knives: The first bite is with the eyes
 CorruptDropbear: Pretty sure a lot of Aussies don't know how to pass our citizenship test
 TheWriterAleph: eyyy
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 definenull: 
 DiscordianTokkan: lol
 azninsect: 
  Foxmar320: 
 azninsect: happy pride
 silenceaux: 
 IanAllenBird: happy pride
 mercano82: Ho Chi Min City!
 ButButTheJesus: 10/10
 DiscordianTokkan: Matt leaving the well to shame Glurp
 Mollylele: 
 TheAinMAP: 
  SmithKurosaki: Serge would love C
JP: A because I presume Canada also does prison disenfranchisement
Mnemonicman: Hey now Serge. We have Garbage Hill in Winnipeg. Can ski there too.
ShifterChaos: I just dont know
Toasty: mistakes were made
Harukurochan: Oh dear
Matt Killingsworth: How does Jacob always end up at the butt end of a bit
ShifterChaos: oh yeah I forgot they forgot the whole quiz repeat
John Smith: Which Ian still didn't pass.
Hbomb & Friends celebrates 70 months of membership
Toasty: Every time they go to McDonalds
Steampunk Salad: We gave him a day?
ShifterChaos: Jan 4th?
JP: The next game will determine what country Adam and Graham will be moving to
Harukurochan: Honestly, same
Waves of Babies: Does Cameron being the only one that passes count as Land Back?
Harukurochan: C
ShifterChaos: Waves, WOOF, oof
Harukurochan: Damn
  SmithKurosaki: @Waves of Babies If only
Harukurochan: Very true
Harukurochan: Yay!
Waves of Babies: gluuuro
Waves of Babies: *gluuurp
ShifterChaos: that elephant, this is a fantastic easter egg
ShifterChaos: my partner and I absolutely lost it when we found them
RikuKitsune gifted 1 LoadingReadyRun membership
  SmithKurosaki: Hey, if you're enjoying the stream over here on YT, might wanna hit the thumbs up :_
  RikuKitsune: evening chat
BlueChloroplast: Wait what was the kathleen and cam one from?
 ButButTheJesus: that Matt bit killed me
 ExhaustedElox: @mercano82 I started my rewatch of Pandemic Legacy this week 
  mtvcdm: @CorruptDropbear I looked at a sample Aussie test... it is clearly in the realm of 'you already did the hard part, here's a simple perfunctory thing, welcome to Australia'
  amative1: unitS
 50keyz: @BlueChloroplast famjam i think
werewolftuxedo subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 96 months!
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 A_Dub888: Reading the card explains the card
 NightValien28: all units means all units
Thatwasademo: if you *weren't* a chicken?
Snowcookies: Known backseating hater asks why he wasn't backseated lol
 CorruptDropbear: @mtvcdm Oh, sweet
  SmithKurosaki: 
 azninsect: are we...awake?
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Why don't you put on a little make-up?
  Foxmar320: Am I awake? Oh no
  amative1: grab a brush and put on a little makeup?
 HarmonisedMelody: Are you still there?
 margieargie: Hey you, you're finally awake.  Fell right into that Imperial ambush
 accountmadeforants: Wake up, and smell the ashes
 A_Dub888: I was having a good dream
 ButButTheJesus: SAAAAVE MAYYYY
 RockPusher: 
Makoforte subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 13 months, currently on a 13 month streak!
 Makoforte: overslept and late for live..... what a terrible fate....
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 Shadowsoflife: @amative1 you wanted to
 RockPusher: 
 Sorator13: you're legally required to tell us if you're here
 CaptainSpam: JUICY SNAX
BraveOthello: @Foxmar320 Yes, but we are veeery puzzled
 serramarkov: I am here, but I was not there.
 A_Dub888: joosey snak
 ButButTheJesus: JOOCY SNAX
  Serifina: I'm not here. I'm a ghost.
 mercano82: Ma'am, this is a Wendy's
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  Foxmar320: @Serifina 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
   Anubis169:  BOO
 ButButTheJesus: oooo
 RockPusher:  
  Juliamon: ouuuuugh
 ExhaustedElox: Oooo
 James_the_Dabbler: Cards so good that Ben orgasmed
 A_Dub888: This is going on the DB soundboard this year isn't it...
   Anubis169: installing it silently
 UnknownFriday waits for a link to the file.
ghyllnox: The cut to Ian 
 Too_Many_Knives: sudo yum ninja
 MacbethSeemsSus: Paul better play that sound effect coming out of the highlights
 mercano82: Does it air fry?
  Foxmar320: Ninja things
 DarkMorford: @A_Dub888 Maybe if someone gives me the audio file of it 
 Its_VeeBot: ninja is as ninja does
 A_Dub888: I thought Ninja was a streamer 
 ButButTheJesus: nnnnnnglurp
BraveOthello: @Too_Many_Knives Ewww ... yum .
 margieargie: Install wizard, installing a ninja... you could get a whole RPG party at this rate
 Its_VeeBot: Didn't he quit? @A_Dub888
   Anubis169: LOL
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Its_VeeBot: Didn't wake up in time to fuck
 Too_Many_Knives: @BraveOthello LOL
  mtvcdm: Beautiful
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 TheAinMAP: 
dead_delver: @A_Dub888 I thought he had a low-taper fade.
 ButButTheJesus: hehehehehehehe
 Jobot180: 
 A_Dub888: @Its_VeeBot maybe, I don't follow streamers that aren't located on Victoria Island BC
 Its_VeeBot: He may still be around I just haven't heard of him doing something headass in a while so I'm assuming he's done
 Dog_of_Myth: 
ghyllnox: 
 margieargie: 
DoodlestheGreat: How friendly of the guy.
 BraveOthello: For a guy with the name that was surprisingly kind
 azninsect: he did it
 Sorator13: \o/
 A_Dub888: Jumping Jahosephats, that's a big doggo
 Its_VeeBot: We're gonna need more counters
 ButButTheJesus: great googly moogly
Alex_Frostfire: Biggest bestest boy!
  Foxmar320: I think he died
MaskedBeeX: A fine hound
 KaleidoscopeMind: wheeler taking the time to add the counters
 Too_Many_Knives: That's a lot of needles
  mtvcdm: I love how Jordynne cut that clip
 RockPusher:  
 Its_VeeBot: The health overlay on the screen just goes into the negatives
DoodlestheGreat: Give it decaf>
 TheAinMAP: 
  Foxmar320: oh
   Anubis169: HAHAHAHHA
 ButButTheJesus: car.... car got wrong
 GhostValv: D:
argusthecat: IAN
 Sorator13: NO I DO NOT IAN
  Sarah_Serinde: I really don't
The_Ninjurai: This LRRmans was a strange one it seems
 RealGamerCow: every year Cori manages to find a way to do something illegal to LRRmans
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JoAnna Wall: Cam is the most Canadian
ShifterChaos: Party House is good enough to be a standalone phone game
  SmithKurosaki: Thanks Kits
ShifterChaos: like, I have wasted too many UFO 50 sessions popping into Party House for "A Quick Round" and then 4 hours later >_>
  SmithKurosaki: mood
ShifterChaos: pits, re-pits
Waves of Babies: I did not wake up in time to- FUUUCK
ShifterChaos: yeah the lets nope boys are basically Statler and Waldorf
  SmithKurosaki: cactaur is whack
 mercano82: You ever wonder how it looked from inside the Going To The Store guy's car?
 A_Dub888: @RealGamerCow the board should really look into that
  ritchards: and that was his First Time!
 Its_VeeBot: "(
 Its_VeeBot: * 
 TheAinMAP: 
 SnackPak_: 
 loufghyslaufey: Yeah? GOOD.
ghyllnox: 
 ButButTheJesus: ian.
 Its_VeeBot: Not sure what I'm voting on tbh
 ContingentCat: Oh Ian
  amative1: oh, right, Ian's oooooooolllllldddddddd
 RockPusher: 
 A_Dub888: I guess James shot the Wiggins
 TheMerricat: https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-38583360
 loufghyslaufey: A thing happened, looks like
 RockPusher:   
SaxPython: 
 azninsect: gasp
 samuraitiger19: THOSE FUCKING BASTARDS!!
 Its_VeeBot: I would prefer not to
 KaleidoscopeMind: during Pride Months?
rogerivany: Rose's best friend is the Doctor
The_Ninjurai: Is he talking about farting?
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I can only do it where I am physically
 Sorator13: I don't think I can flagellate in some places
 Its_VeeBot: Ian Tiberius Horner.
DoodlestheGreat: Really needs the decaf.
  amative1: @The_Ninjurai flagellation, not flatulation
  Foxmar320: oh no
ghyllnox: The cut to this 
SquidVorb: Ian....
 ButButTheJesus: ian.
 A_Dub888: @Sorator13 not with that attitude
  Foxmar320: Very old
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I'm old
 GhostValv: 
 RockPusher: 
 ButButTheJesus: me! old!
 loufghyslaufey: Take again, "House-Tiltys?"
 jessicaengle: I'm an old
DoodlestheGreat: Oh, I'm elderly.
 VorlonScout: Old, that's me
rogerivany: Raises hand
 BraveOthello: Things I have learned: someone, somewhere, does
 IbunWest: Flagellation. Named after famous explorer Ferdinand Flagellan
 loufghyslaufey: Also, we are?
 TheDevil_Risen: LETS GO NELLY!
 UnknownFriday: Just based on the way my shoulder's been feeling the past few weeks, I'm definitely old.
 LostThePirate: I turned 40 last month, I'm an old
 azninsect: yesssssss
 jessicaengle: Ian hates fun.
 MacbethSeemsSus: Big fluffer
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 KaleidoscopeMind: RIP chocobo
  Foxmar320: 
 RockPusher: Beeeeeg Kitty
kyuubeynokitsune: C A T
 SnackPak_: 
 hieroglyphica: I yelled at a kid for littering last week, I'm very old
  Foxmar320: Big Kitty
 Its_VeeBot: Killing 1 bird with 9998 stones
ghyllnox: \o/
 azninsect: beeg cat
 loufghyslaufey: Woah, bruh
 TheDevil_Risen: Kathleen has achieved FFxMTG Baxter
 TheAinMAP: 
Alex_Frostfire: @Its_VeeBot I think it's more like 9998 needles.
 accountmadeforants: I'm not old, people born after 2000 are still literal babies and not in fact adults.
 ButButTheJesus: LETSGOOOO
 TheAinMAP: The agony of da feet.
 A_Dub888: @TheDevil_Risen Baxter's a cat? I thought he was an ambiguous ball of fluff
 loufghyslaufey: Roundin' Two Th 90's...!!
  Juliamon: speaking of old, new Public Enemy album dropped this weekend
 SnackPak_: Art!
 TheDevil_Risen: Keys!
 azninsect: wheres the lie. WHERES THE LIE
 ButButTheJesus: KEYS
 DeM0nFiRe: lol good edit
  Foxmar320: E
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Shiny things!
 LiamK712: 
ghyllnox: 
 Its_VeeBot: E
 margieargie: E
 IbunWest: E
 ButButTheJesus: 
  Defrost: 10/10 cut
 baltimore_667083: E
MCJiopur: What a cut
 azninsect: E
 CorruptDropbear: Keys
 TheWriterAleph: kEys
 silenceaux: The wheel determined who lived and who died
 Sorator13: Siri, play Rush E
 loufghyslaufey: I didn't get Wheeler's key bit
 Its_VeeBot: Straight. Up. Jorkin it.
 MacbethSeemsSus: @loufghyslaufey Let's Nope boys are just entertaining babies
 IbunWest: I miss when Unsets had jokes like this
 definenull: YES
 TheNerdWonder: I love that art
  amative1: Every page...
  Foxmar320: LOL
 margieargie: Extremely effective timekeeping device, yes
 BraveOthello: Just working it, but now in the other direction!
 SymphonySolstice: almost had it
kyuubeynokitsune: lmao
  Sarah_Serinde: so somebody read "colander" huh?
Alex_Frostfire: Ah, the bronze colander.
 Its_VeeBot: Bronze Colander
 tehcrashxor: @Sarah_Serinde yep
 TheNerdWonder: that's an Unglued card. It's deliberately wrong
mrverbal: That it is wrong is the deliberate joke
 TheDevil_Risen: @Sarah_Serinde 10/10 comment, no notes
 Its_VeeBot: !card Bronze Calendar
  LRRbot: Bronze Calendar [4] | Artifact | Spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. / You must speak in a voice other than your normal voice. / When you speak in your normal voice, sacrifice this artifact.
 RockPusher: 
 GDwarble: @Sarah_Serinde It's a deliberate joke on how some MtG cards had that kind of misreading error, notably Lemures as Lemurs
  Foxmar320:   
mrverbal: it's a joke related to the lemurs
JadedCynic: calendar...colander - same thing, right?
Thatwasademo: Bronze Calendar is wrong on purpose as a reference to prior cards that were wrong on accident
   Anubis169: 🐍
   Anubis169: hsssssss
  Sarah_Serinde: @GDwarble Ooh context, thank you
Harukurochan: Nelly gaming!
ShifterChaos: Real Orb Hours
ShifterChaos: Elephant Crimes
ShifterChaos: Wheeler aint wrong
ShifterChaos: E
darrin: that cut
SaxPython: 
 A_Dub888: isn't that how Sky Net happened?
 accountmadeforants: @Sarah_Serinde Referencing Hyalopterous Lemure
 accountmadeforants: (Which is represented as a Lemur)
 loufghyslaufey: Huh, I hadn't considered that. Roman numerals almost can't go infinite...!?
 Graham_LRR: fwiw, Cori and Katrina knew it was a joke at the time
 DiscordianTokkan: Bronze Calendar is a goof on Stone Calendar yea
 GDwarble: @Sarah_Serinde Also I think Tome as Tomb was another one?
  amative1: Let YOU through? Ok...
 Its_VeeBot: Graham got what he wanted
 azninsect: glurp is so good
 margieargie: Didn't quite speficy what "it" was going through the hole, sadly
   Anubis169: hehehehehehe
  Foxmar320: Happy Pride!
 Its_VeeBot: Ooooh
 SymphonySolstice: ough
   Anubis169: Well done
 azninsect: oooh
 SnackPak_: 
 accountmadeforants: Got that ouuugh
 DiscordianTokkan: OOOugh
 ButButTheJesus: ooough
ghyllnox: Oooogh
 IbunWest: Pride Month is almost over. We're going to have to put matt back into storage. 
 TheAinMAP:   
 Arclight_Dynamo: What in god's name?
 loufghyslaufey: Paul!?    
  Foxmar320: Can I has one?
 Too_Many_Knives: TIMMAY's
 circusofkirkus: D'oh Canada
 BraveOthello: Shuffleboard with timmies?
 TheMerricat: all glazed
 ThreeMemesInATrenchcoat: Balls now I want donuts
 Its_VeeBot: Tim Hortons: The most Canadian of things
 DigitalSeahorse: d-oh?
 RockPusher: so all exactly the same then?
 adept_nekomancer: Maximum assortment!
 Serpens77: you can't handle my assorted donuts
aClonedPickle: you wanted our most sordid donuts, right?
 AugmentingPath: As Canadian as possible, under the circumstances
 Sorator13: "you are not strong enough for my donuts, traveller"
 SymphonySolstice: oh boy
 ProcyonFlynn: As assorted as possible really sounds like a threat.
 Makoforte: no next month is wrath month, matt gets even more powerful
 jessicaengle: That is the most Graham way to order a dozen donuts.
DoodlestheGreat: "This one is polka dot with mustard filling!"
 ButButTheJesus: You can't handle my assorted donuts traveler!
 SymphonySolstice: dibs on honey glazed
 public_key_reveal_party: you can't handle my most assorted dougnuts stranger
JadedCynic: ten provices, 12 donuts
 margieargie: Wow, your doughnuts are especially assorted today
 RealGamerCow: well I know where the French Cruller is going
 KaleidoscopeMind: oh i thought you were going to do tabletop curling with the donuts
Alex_Frostfire: I want that Canadian Maple right now.
 bytecaster: That is pretty assorted
  mtvcdm: You have... 11
 azninsect: oooooh
  amative1: wait... that's not a dozen
 Jillexie: Chocolate glaze!
 type_variable: 11 donuts...
 IbunWest: Coconut is my favorite
 jessicaengle: Uhhhh
 Sorator13: that's pretty assorted, aye
 thingo314: 11...
 loufghyslaufey: Tim Horton's? I was in the impression that they're evil, no?
 Sorator13: and yes, one is missing
   Anubis169: Do you have equal provinces and doughnuts?
 TheAinMAP: I see eleven?
  Foxmar320: Very plain
 GasCityGaming: sask
 BrowneePointz: That's a butthole
  Juliamon: the ol' fashioned!
 Jillexie: Sask
MaskedBeeX: A Canadian Dozen
 BraveOthello: Aww, I'm allergic to coconut
ghyllnox: You say a dozen
 SymphonySolstice: hey,
 50keyz: 
kyuubeynokitsune: lul
 DiscordianTokkan: get bussed Quebec
 Blip2004: its official name is Old Fashioned Plain
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 RockPusher: 
rogerivany: I think you've been ripped of
rogerivany: f
dead_delver: jacob ate one in the cold open.
 fastlane250: i can see my house from here
KingKool2099: I haven't had a french cruller in so damn long
JadedCynic: NO NOTES 11/10
 50keyz: the coconut one in nunavut for snow?
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 thingo314: happy pride
 DiscordianTokkan: Oh, they shifted it,
Bionull: Is this LRR's least accessible content of all time?
 BrowneePointz: Everything reminds me of him
 nymistrya: Happy Pride
 BITs19_: acknowledged, moving on
 ThreeMemesInATrenchcoat: BUS IT MATT
 WriterRaven: Saskatchewan: the Butthole of Canada. =P
 Shadowsoflife:    
 margieargie: Love the WWII command room shoving things across maps thing going on here
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 LPS_97: Now think about the glazed one
bsudo: Bc obv
 randombillfolds: Quick question: did Tim Hortons call the tire-shaped donuts "French Crullers" prior to 2005?
 KaleidoscopeMind: the oil fields?
 RealGamerCow: This is gonna be some Horner logic
 accountmadeforants: Which donut belongs in the ocean, though
 Too_Many_Knives: OIL
YeOldeMark: Whichever provence has the most Boston pizza
 SnackPak_: woooow
 Arclight_Dynamo: Boston Cream should be Nova Scotia. Boston was always the "Big City" people would go to, historically.
 LPS_97: let him cook
 loufghyslaufey: Coconut!? Aw, nah. Tim Horton's definitely evil. They crank out mostly Coconut Donuts? That's kind of evil.
 SymphonySolstice: "the money sauce"
  mtvcdm: The money sauce
 adept_nekomancer: Because people keep tapping it to mine fluids?
 azninsect: oil saaaaaaaands
 teddywhosabear: Yeah, Boston should go to Nova Scotia
  Foxmar320: welp
   Anubis169: hahahahaha
kyuubeynokitsune: Okay that's funny
 BraveOthello: Lol, "oil"
MaskedBeeX: That sounds like a bit from A Crown of Candy
 UnknownFriday: I'm behind fracking for donuts.
 MacbethSeemsSus: Okay, how do you eat a boston cream donut Ian?
  amative1: More people would be in favor of fracking if it resulted in Boston Creme
 omdorastrix: And oil and gas saftey inspectors
 teddywhosabear: Hey, hey, careful now
 spethycakes: my favorite donut 
KingKool2099: Oh wow
 WriterRaven: It's my favourite donut though...
Alex_Frostfire: I'd like to see them fit these in the area around PEI.
  mtvcdm: BC is the sprinkles
 RealGamerCow: @Arclight_Dynamo The number of Bruins fans in Nova Scotia surprised me. Until I saw that they got the Boston TV stations.
 ghizmou: tim's boston creme is probably just palm oil
2TspSalt: camera angles!
rogerivany: We are now enemies LRR.  
 stippledotter: Angle!
 Jillexie: Maple is Quebec
 SerGarretCameron: as someone from Boston, I have no idea if this is correct.
JadedCynic: maple would be on or qc
 HarmonisedMelody: Make a better cream then! 
   Anubis169: Sprinkle doughnut?
 spethycakes: tomorrow, I order a dozen boston cremes from my local donuttery
 RealGamerCow: BC for the sprinkles
 IbunWest: I am anti-filling when it comes to doughnuts
 HarmonisedMelody: (I have no idea about boston cream)
 BrowneePointz: Yea but you like Cheese pizza and hate flavor Adam
 serramarkov: @WriterRaven you can have all my Boston Creams
 Makoforte: i don't think we even have boston creams in australa
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Angreed66: I just don't like donuts.
 BrokenGolem: next time you come to PAX East, we're going to have some real Boston Cream Pie
JadedCynic: salter street, as well
 RockPusher: 
 BITs19_: OOF
 WriterRaven: @serramarkov NOM =3
 Master_Gunner: As a Haligonian, and fan of the sprinkle doughnuts, I agree with this.
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 SnackPak_: woof
 Sorator13: OH
 hidingbox: 
 DiscordianTokkan: lmao
 SymphonySolstice: sure had an explosion
DoodlestheGreat: OH CAM...
 50keyz: wow cam
 ProcyonFlynn: Clearly the maple goes to Alaska - 
 MacbethSeemsSus: bu doom, tish
 MAPBoardgames: Weird 'Long game' intro, but I'm here for it.
 RassilonDND: oof
rogerivany: Too Soon.  
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  Juliamon: a Boston Cream Pie is a world away from the donut facsimile
kyuubeynokitsune: I like the commitment to using the pushers
 LPS_97: I mean, Montreal has, or had, one of the biggest comedy festival
JadedCynic: as a Newfie, I will defer to NS for that (all the funny newfs go to halifax
  mtvcdm: The maple goes to where the maple reserve is
 DiscordianTokkan: Newfoundland for Sour Cream Glazed for the sleeper best?
 RassilonDND: how was the vanilla dip not BC?
silverbulletdevil: No its québec
 Mollylele: so then the land mass of vancouver island is the timbit?
silverbulletdevil: exactly
 BraveOthello: @MAPBoardgames OMG are we finally getting Campaign for North Africa?!
ghyllnox: And this is how I learn about the Halifax Explosion
KingKool2099: I was gonna say
 TheAinMAP: 
JadedCynic: Nouveau Brunswick
 50keyz: sour cream glazed for quebec
kyuubeynokitsune: lol
 RassilonDND: The crawler should be quebecqua
  Defrost: Maple donut is 100% quebec...
 Arclight_Dynamo: Correct.
 airylan: Correct.
 Jillexie: Maple Syrup
JadedCynic: maple syrup
 airylan: that's where maple comes from
 Arclight_Dynamo: No, it's Quebec.
 RealGamerCow: That's where the maple mafia is
 silenceaux: Yep. The actual source of the maple syrup.
  Sarah_Serinde: I would accept Ontario or Quebec
 Dog_of_Myth: hahaahah
  Foxmar320: LOL
 RockPusher: hahahahaha
 SymphonySolstice: 
 Jillexie: Cam
   Anubis169: OUCH
 definenull: CAM
 IbunWest: Gottem
ShifterChaos: good highlights, very light, very high
Harukurochan: OooOh
Waves of Babies: MooOOh
Mnemonicman: So assorted. So Maple Dip
  SmithKurosaki: Cant wait for a Boston Cream
Harukurochan: 🍩
ShifterChaos: we are missing a donut
Mnemonicman: BC peeps describing rest of Canada.
  SmithKurosaki: Happy Pride
Harukurochan: Happy Pride! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
Waves of Babies: as a Saskatchewan, I agree
JP: I think putting the cronut on Quebec is both correct and funny because it will annoy the Quebecois
  SmithKurosaki: mmmm
Harukurochan: Ah
digiman619: The native territory shouldn't have a donut, because they want Nunavut
  SmithKurosaki: Noix de Coco
Harukurochan: HA!
JP: NO! BAD ADAM
JP: Boston Cream is best donut
Harukurochan: Hey, I like Boston Cream donuts 😭
ShifterChaos: wow a Halifax Explosion joke is
ShifterChaos: its not too soon but like
ShifterChaos: woof
Waves of Babies: wow this is just a huge backhand to Just For Laughs
  RikuKitsune: Almost caught up
Rodbotic: 100% culer is the best
  SmithKurosaki: Honey Cruller in Ontario
  SmithKurosaki: Maple can be ON or QC
Harukurochan: Oh fuck, I just caught up on the Halifax Explosion reference 😰
JadedCynic: WELL SAID CAM
 RockPusher:    
Alex_Frostfire: Quebec is acceptable.
kyuubeynokitsune: OUCH
 hidingbox: BURN
DoodlestheGreat: OW
 kodalith: Savage
 DiscordianTokkan: Truuuuue
 margieargie:  
Despoiler98: CAM
 LPS_97: he's got a point
ghyllnox: 
 Sorator13: harsh, but true
witchy_snake: TRUE
Despoiler98: SAVAGE
SaxPython: 
 vinewood_og: Savage.
 CorruptDropbear: Ooooof
  SmithKurosaki: Ontario also has Maple Syrup.
RangerAlpha7: obliterated
Alex_Frostfire: Ottawa resident: yeah!
  SmithKurosaki: Bus the leafs
JadedCynic: imagine having had the Leaf's farm team for decades
 MacbethSeemsSus: Oh my god the air quotes 
 DigitalSeahorse:   
BlueChloroplast: I love maple donuts
 RechargeableFrenchman: I love that this segment is just "use donuts to disparage the other provinces"
ArcLightningCanuck: I think that really dark one is Alberta, dark soil, dark oil.
 RechargeableFrenchman: As an also-Canadian who is also from BC
JadedCynic: "Chocolate Glazed"
 DiscordianTokkan: The Leafs indeed can get Bussed, but I do love me a maple doughnut
BlueChloroplast: Old fashion makes me think Manitoba
 azninsect: matt...
 definenull: Uhhh
 RassilonDND: chocolate glazed to the hipster yukon?
kyuubeynokitsune: lol
  Foxmar320: Logic
 SymphonySolstice: good logic
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Woooooooo
JadedCynic: yeah, I'd allow it
SaxPython: #HappyPride
 vinewood_og: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
prince_infidel: The animal or....?
 DigitalSeahorse: hmmm
 definenull: Yeah are we still talking about wildlife?
 CodeIndigo: @prince_infidel yes and yes
UtilityPunk: Glazes feel like the northern provinces tbh
 SquareDotCube: but would that not mean BC is a bear claw?
  Foxmar320: lol
 airylan: I think the chocolate dip is Ontario - it's just so basic.
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
JadedCynic: thank you
 CorruptDropbear: 
 Its_VeeBot: I don't know anything about Canadian provincial stereotypes
 Arclight_Dynamo: Sour cream doughnut is the best available from Tim's, IMO.
MaskedBeeX: The Sourcream is so good
 azninsect: a...a what donut?
silverbulletdevil: offence
Alex_Frostfire: Newfoundland?
 CouldntPickAUsername: so I'm curious which prov/terr won't get a donut
JadedCynic: thanks 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's fair
 Jobot180: I would go old fashioned in NFL
 RealGamerCow: That fits
trivia_ninja: this game of RISK is weird, you guys
 DiscordianTokkan:  
 teddywhosabear: they have already forgotten PEI
 spethycakes: does PEI get a donut hole?
  mtvcdm: Yes, coconut is a monstrosity
 Jobot180: Yep, agreed
JadedCynic: Agreed with Adam
   Anubis169: heya trivia_ninja 
 margieargie: @teddywhosabear I'm still wondering how they're gonna fit one on it
 BusTed: tru tho
 50keyz: whoa whoa whoa adam
 Jillexie: Adam
 SymphonySolstice: 
  Defrost: 100%
 SnackPak_: blat blat
kyuubeynokitsune: lmao
  SmithKurosaki: Yea seems fine
JadedCynic: BULLSEYE
 definenull: Adam is not holding back
 Thefluffiestguineapig: True
 LPS_97: and it votes for Doug Ford
  mtvcdm: PEI getting ignored gets the territories in the game
 Too_Many_Knives: ON here: "fair"
   Anubis169: LOL
ghyllnox: 
 Dog_of_Myth: Let adam cook
 DiscordianTokkan: Fair
witchy_snake: Amen Adam
Despoiler98: Adam not holding back
  Juliamon: extremely harsh but fair
 ContingentCat: Lol yuuup
BlueChloroplast: Harsh but yeaaaah
 IbunWest: Coconut is the best donut i will not hear otherwise
 omdorastrix: It's made up of a bunch of stuff and doesn't know what it's supposed to be
 airylan: fair, but I still think it should be the most basic doughnut
MaskedBeeX: As someone from Ontario....Yeah.
sarahparagon: I am personally offended. It's also not wrong to put it as ontario
 Jillexie: This is Toronto slander
 CodeIndigo: wait.... there are four locations left but only three donuts left
kyuubeynokitsune: No mercy tonight
 50keyz: wow
JadedCynic: golden triangle
 Too_Many_Knives: HAHA
   Anubis169: 
 saucemaster5000: I will never forgive them for the boston creme slander
 50keyz: nice to know where we stand huh
JadedCynic: matt spake truth
  Foxmar320: Need more donuts
 adept_nekomancer: Ontario: The Coconut Province
rogerivany: the brier splits Ontario
WowoT: HELLS YA NO represrnt!
ghyllnox: @CodeIndigo They opened the box to 11 donuts with a conspicuous absence
Omnipotrevor: Shredded coconut to me is equivalent to putting shredded paper on food.
 definenull: Shit apparently
 Too_Many_Knives: Disappointment
 AugmentingPath: Torontonians
 margieargie: They did just say "provinces", so I guess no territories
  amative1: now we have TWO missing
 airylan: in that case we need eastern ontario too, we don't want to be Toronto 
 RassilonDND: time for fingey?
 Koshindan: Say it's for 1998.
 RockPusher: Overflownuts
 spurius: I mean, we getting two donoughts is kind of on brand
 Kueller: @Too_Many_Knives exactly where my mind went
 azninsect: overflow donuts!
 WriterRaven: Give the last two to Northwest and Yukon. Because the northernmost is having Nunavut.
 Its_VeeBot: Break in case of Donut Emergency
Bionull: The poor forgotten north
 7gorobei: doughverflow
 RockPusher: 
 azninsect: hehehe nice cori
 SnackPak_: 
 Dog_of_Myth: Now I want donuts
 definenull: Cori XD
 Mollylele: nice move Cori
 spethycakes: A new challenger approaches
 azninsect: new meta
 MacbethSeemsSus: I need to pitch work for an "overflow donut" repository
 RockPusher: A new challenger
 TheAinMAP: 
 bytecaster: Whole new donut map meta
 AugmentingPath: a new donut touches the beacon
 ProcyonFlynn: !card JellyDonut
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
 Thefluffiestguineapig: A new challenger
 adept_nekomancer: Oh no, Cori ate Halifax!
Despoiler98:     Valid Cori, Valid
 bytecaster: I should get some food
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 azninsect: jelly donut should be in alberta surely
  mtvcdm: Nunavut, PEI and Manitoba to play
 ravanys_: I want a Tims donut now which is something I haven't thought in a long time
 LPS_97: ah yes, the famous jelly rush of Yukon
 ButButTheJesus: but do they have any face-eating weasels? 
DoodlestheGreat: Manitoba needs another plain cake.
JadedCynic: @adept_nekomancer nah, cori ate cape breton 
twinnAJ: NS getting cut and less than other provinces once again lol
  SmithKurosaki: @azninsect, boston cream
 CodeIndigo: are marmalade-filled donuts a thing?
  amative1: @adept_nekomancer So THAT'S how the explosion happened...
silverbulletdevil: lol
 SymphonySolstice: truuuu
 ghizmou: I would say the powdered donut would go to ontario because of Ford
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
 vinewood_og: To the jelly mines with you!
 Jillexie: Wow, Adam
 Thefluffiestguineapig: RQ rewatch
 accountmadeforants: 
  Foxmar320: Adam feeling punchy
   LoadingReadyRun:  apparently, in celebration of Canada Day, we're insulting all the provinces 
CocoaMix86: I will not tolerate this Manitoba slander
 AugmentingPath: Adam is violating my first amendment rights
 GasCityGaming: also plain
 RechargeableFrenchman: The lack of donut on Manitoba represents the fact everyone forgets Manitoba exist
 SquareDotCube: not even the yeast donut?
 LPS_97: It has the best Premier, Adam
 GasCityGaming: i've lived there
Alex_Frostfire: Adam not respecting the first amendment!
 RassilonDND: Would the yukon be a cronut?
 ButButTheJesus: @LoadingReadyRun as is tradition?
 CodeIndigo: @Thefluffiestguineapig never not time for a RQ rewatch
JadedCynic: manisnowba is a marker of distance travelled
UtilityPunk: How many Americans in chat are learning geography this way?
 A_Dub888: @LoadingReadyRun no one said you had to celebrate ALL of Canada
 kodalith: I mean. I live here and I agree
ArcLightningCanuck: PEI?
 ContingentCat: Lol
 vinewood_og: RoadQuest2, which donut is this?
CocoaMix86: Manitoba is fairly plain
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @CodeIndigo Exactly, but to see them experience the Yukon
CocoaMix86: agreed
 Too_Many_Knives: P O T A T O
Despoiler98: @UtilityPunk you are expecting us Americans to know what geography is at all
 Mazrae: Just noticed that the sprinkled donut is gone
 DiscordianTokkan: potat
   Anubis169: UtilityPunk: I'm not american but this is a fantastic geography lesson
  Sarah_Serinde: I was about to say timbit 
 Jillexie: Which one says Anne of Green Gables?
 TheAinMAP: 
 kodalith: We are in fact plain
JadedCynic: break the sour cream glazed in half and put the other half on labrador 
 RassilonDND: make a tin bit?
 Mazrae: Half the donut**
 50keyz: new brunswick?
 LPS_97: which is the coest one?
 bytecaster: As a European, I am very confused but I am here for it
 LPS_97: coldest*
 Its_VeeBot: *Walks into Tim's* Could I get a dozen donuts and one (1) Timbit
 MacbethSeemsSus: What happened to the sprinkle donut?
 spethycakes: Plain Eggy Island
  mtvcdm: Surely an iced donut
  Defrost: Coconut is def newer
 SquareDotCube: Bear claw?
 BraveOthello: @Its_VeeBot They're out
 Mollylele: @mtvcdm i'll take 12.01 donuts please
Waves of Babies: Quebec with maple is correct
ShifterChaos: woof x2 for Cameron
  RikuKitsune: WOW, just got to the Halifax joke
Lazzared: but there's no dogshit doughnut for manitoba
Mnemonicman: Ah so Manitoba gets chosen last. As usual.
Harukurochan: Happy Pride?
  SmithKurosaki: @Lazzared If there's a Raspberry filled
  SmithKurosaki: Yea, Im okay with that
ShifterChaos: Coconut Monstrosity is the correct way to call those
Harukurochan: Fair
Meris: your states are weird
Harukurochan: True
  RikuKitsune: Shots fired
Rodbotic: the keep electoring Fords afterall.
  SmithKurosaki: @Rodbotic How I wish we didnty
Mnemonicman: Haven't even seen the coconut cream doughnut in Manitoba. But also not usually visiting the Timmies.
  SmithKurosaki: But thats probably enough on the politics side
  SmithKurosaki: 100% Toronto is crap tho. No one outside of Toronto like Toronto people
 Sarah: ouch :P
ShifterChaos: I hated a few years back with the Beiber Donuts that had like, crumbs of crap on em
  SmithKurosaki: @Sarah You're one of a few exceptions
Harukurochan: What about Manitoba?
  SmithKurosaki: Jelly filled1
geranium44horse: nice move cori
ShifterChaos: I just dont like Donuts with stuff on top that can fall off... even a Dipped Glaze cracks and tends to get everywhere
Lazzared: yay
  SmithKurosaki: heeh
Massamoto: Dated someone from Manitoba, even the people suck a little bit from just being there.
  SmithKurosaki: @ShifterChaos I eat them in the bag to cut down on the mess
Waves of Babies: Adam's inner Saskatchewan coming through
Mnemonicman: Oh noes. Grunkle Riel.
ShifterChaos: thats thinkin with yer noggin
Harukurochan: HA!
Lazzared: naw you just eat the in one bite
kyuubeynokitsune: lol
 Thefluffiestguineapig:  
 margieargie: Ohhhh, I thought Prince Edward Island was just made up for Anne of Green Gables 
 Jobot180: I'm sure Gander has opinions on differentiation of Newfoundland and Labrador.
Angreed66: Nunivit is a bagel
 CodeIndigo: which of these donuts has a body count
The_Ninjurai: Can't be anything with fruit
   Anubis169: Nunavut has Nunavdoughnut
 Dog_of_Myth: Bear Claw for sure
JadedCynic: @Jobot180 ...?
dabudder: which of these donuts is vast and unknowable
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Which one causes scurvy
 ButButTheJesus: HOEL
 SquareDotCube: That, or a Cinnamon Roll
 Heckhoundbolt: just put nothing
ImmortalLen: Damit, I really want donuts now
 accountmadeforants: People can be allergic to coconut, so coconut donut probably
  Foxmar320: Cam left his mark
 Makoforte: also now i am missing being able to eat donuts....
 TheAinMAP: Given enough doughnuts, any of them could kill eventually.
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/PeppyShortToothPeoplesChamp-X2phy7RR3GIz0e2m
 teddywhosabear: okay everybody have some donuts now
 CodeIndigo: yeah, i want donuts
 RassilonDND: Would that be the iced coffee from Duncans?
 Serpens77: who gets to lick down the map afterwards?
 Its_VeeBot: @BraveOthello You got any Bear Claws?
 BrowneePointz: an overwhelming amount of white with only a smidge of color
 Too_Many_Knives: "This is" Yes
Kumakaori: why isnt quebecois central the french crueller >>;?
 Ritaspirithntr: @Serpens77 beej
 bytecaster: This could be part of the citizenship test!
 62MGcobra: what donut shares a border with denmark
 MrPipboy3000: Should have done this before the citizen ship test .. then I would have passed
shushu2539: cool food geography. Now let's order 50 different types of pizza and place the US map on the table 
 A_Dub888: anyone else want donuts?
 azninsect: put it on the citizenship test
 LPS_97: so eastern canada is more white?
JadedCynic: @62MGcobra nunavut
   Anubis169: Can I eat the northwest territories?
 DigitalSeahorse: I am feeling pretty coconuts 
 Serpens77: @Ritaspirithntr oh, of course, that was a dumb question
SaxPython: 1) This was an absolute sucess. 2) I can't wait to see them do it again with a different food
 UnknownFriday: Donuts Across Canada. I'd go on that road trip.
 Its_VeeBot: Canadians.
kyuubeynokitsune: good bit
JadedCynic: @LPS_97 yep
 omdorastrix: +1 on the hashbrown idea
 RockPusher: JOLF!
 SymphonySolstice: jolf????
 definenull: Jolf!
 Dog_of_Myth: YES
 SnackPak_: jolf!
  mtvcdm: jorf?
 azninsect: jolf!
 RassilonDND: JORF?
MaskedBeeX: Princess Auto!
Despoiler98: JORF?
 DiscordianTokkan: Jolf!
 teddywhosabear: goooooooolf
 DigitalSeahorse: glof
 Diabore: balls deep with james and ian
 blepharic:    
 WriterRaven: YOLF
  mtvcdm: The Match
 Its_VeeBot: Jian
 DigitalSeahorse: jlorf
 IbunWest: I am alrady more invested than Tiger vs Phil
 blepharic:   
 BraveOthello: @Its_VeeBot Soggy hash browns or nothing (full disclosure never been to a timmies just going off the stereotypes and comparables)
 azninsect: finally james can write off golf for work 
Wrexadecimal: Is this what happened during that one CHustle? 
   Anubis169: Golf is silly expensive
 DigitalSeahorse: it's cold out
ErynTzun: sdsssxx
 Arclight_Dynamo: No driver?
 definenull: Phrasing
   Anubis169: lol
JadedCynic: ohhh, this is gonna be busy
 DeM0nFiRe: HR!
JadedCynic: no woods
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This is going to be silly
 CodeIndigo: gonna dip out of this one considering the us open invaded pittsburgh recently and it was a total nightmare
   Anubis169: just left the bag in front of the sign, they're on ebay now
 teddywhosabear: I like that you brought the whole bag just for that one gag
 azninsect: oops
 RockPusher: Preplace Divots
 Sorator13: uhhh
 Its_VeeBot: They just left those clubs there
 RassilonDND: Where is the cart and the caddy?
JadedCynic: PLEASE a, PLEASE b, PLEASE c, etc.
 circusofkirkus: get the timers out
 bytecaster: E HAVE FUN!
  wiggins: James has done me dirty
 accountmadeforants: Ian is me, also. And then I took another course like a decade ago and now I can technically go onto golf courses wherever, because licenses/handicaps apparently don't expire.
 SnackPak_: oops
PinoGraham: make a foursome
Thatwasademo: "Consider joining another group to make a foursome."
  mtvcdm: whoops
JadedCynic: already James is breaking the rules
 margieargie: Best golfer already broke a rule 
 public_key_reveal_party: breaking the laws!
 Sorator13: EHave Fun
  amative1: E: Have Fun
JadedCynic: oh...okay, no woods needed
 MacbethSeemsSus: Darn, I've never had fun golfing
  wiggins: so much for balls deep with Matt and James
 Shadowsoflife: jolf
 Mollylele: wise to save the longest hole for last
   Anubis169: 
Kumakaori: just a 3" difference per.
 BraveOthello: @PinoGraham Wiggles eyebrows theatricallu
 Its_VeeBot: James "GOLF" Turner
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 blepharic: just the best part of golf: the short game
  mtvcdm: Oh hey we do have meters
 GDwarble: I begin to see why this is Par 3
 azninsect: geezus ian
 definenull: IAN
JadedCynic: 36" vs 39" - not even 10% diff
kyuubeynokitsune: JESUS
 Diabore: jesus]
 teddywhosabear: jesus, ian
 IbunWest: Okay weird energy there ian
 Dog_of_Myth: wow
 Sorator13: Wow
 DiscordianTokkan: woooow
 GrassVortex: IAN
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Welp
 DeM0nFiRe: bruh
  amative1: 
 Mollylele: press f
 frank_the_great: IAN
 ButButTheJesus: yeesh
 airylan: that was an anime line
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 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Wait, I have questions
   Anubis169: wow not bad
 CorruptDropbear: Wat
 TheArchitectX: Damn Ian!
MaskedBeeX: Ian did you.....hit you father with...?
JadedCynic: a BIT
  mtvcdm: Wheeeeeee!
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 DigitalSeahorse: welp
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: Muscle memory is strong with this one
 Mollylele: !gant
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 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/VibrantKindVelociraptorPMSTwin-ZZT5WfQTUW2U5Lsd
 WriterRaven: Nice on.
kyuubeynokitsune: oh nyo
 mercano82: Nice on!
   Anubis169: that lack of putter's gonna bite
  mtvcdm: Nice on!
  amative1: Nice on!
 GasCityGaming: best advice i've gotten about chipping, do it at the same speed as if you were underhanding the ball at the hole
 azninsect: ooooh
JadedCynic: ooooo
 baltimore_667083: oooooo
 silenceaux: aaahhhhh
 ButButTheJesus: oooough
 WokenClick: those greens are sloooow
 BusTed: 
Bionull: I'm waiting for Ian to break out the Rainbow Bullet
 Molladia: Whats the ding sound from?
 SnackPak_: 
JadedCynic: and they're domed it seems 
 HarmonisedMelody: Nice shot!
 Dog_of_Myth: 
DoodlestheGreat: My late father was a caddy in his teens. He and I would play the local par 3 on occasion. I stunk, of course.
 accountmadeforants: 
 bytecaster: @Bionull Isn't that one only available to lesbians?
  mtvcdm: !sir
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir! What is rare sugar, anyway?
JadedCynic: short holes, but with challenging greens
 Sheikun07: 
 Too_Many_Knives: I hope they went on a slow day
   Anubis169: NICE
 azninsect: eyyy
 NimrodXIV: nice
 definenull: Nice!
 spethycakes: 
 HarmonisedMelody: NICE SHOT!
 teddywhosabear: oh NICE
 Dog_of_Myth: NICE
KingKool2099: NICE
 RockPusher: Nice Putt!
 blepharic:  
 DeM0nFiRe: Nice
 Its_VeeBot: 
Snowcookies: nice!
 DigitalSeahorse: wooo
 DiscordianTokkan: nyoomyoomyoomyoom
ghyllnox: \o/
 frank_the_great:   
 Chesul: That was nine strokes per hole that ian gets, right?
Bionull: @bytecaster I don't see the obstacle
 UnknownFriday: That's not the way the scoring works, but eh.
Massamoto: I love Cam more every appearance he makes.
JP: The Krak-co-nut
ShifterChaos: ooooh JP that is good
Meris: that's canada, baby
Mnemonicman: More cruller in Manitoba plz
ShifterChaos: this map tastes like Canada
OmegablueWolf: Canadoughnut...two things i love that i cannot apparently be near
Lazzared: i think plain is too good for manitoba
ShifterChaos: Golf Bois?
ShifterChaos: That Princess Auto Hat
Massamoto: @Lazzared maybe a two week stale timbit for Manitoba?
Lazzared: lol yes
ShifterChaos: hat timbit you forgot in the box on the counter, yeah, spot on
Harukurochan: Loving the editing so far
ShifterChaos: oh the SFX were a Nice Touch
Massamoto: At the end of the segment "thanks for paying me to play Golf today LRR!" - James
ShifterChaos: oh Gravity, you cruel mistress
  SmithKurosaki: nice putt
  Sarah_Serinde: (Ian knows what par is)
  mtvcdm: Par is what a good golfer ought to be able to do
 Makoforte: counterpoint: golfers deserve no respect- IAN YOU PLAY SO MUCH EVERYBODY'S GOLF
Kumakaori: what you might also know as a "pitch and putt"
  amative1: "executive"
JadedCynic: sped up for yuppie corprate pukes
 IbunWest: @Chesul The nine strokes was just the headstart he got not a limit per hole
 accountmadeforants: The "we didn't have room for a proper" course
 mercano82: Aww
 MAPBoardgames: Par-broiled?
   Anubis169: the green's on a hill?
Alex_Frostfire: This is making me want to redownload Mario Golf.
JadedCynic: 
kyuubeynokitsune: lol
 NimrodXIV: cheats
 GDwarble: *gasp*
  mtvcdm: Ian got way too much power
 mercano82: 
 jessicaengle: 
 SquareDotCube: fore!
 spethycakes: 
 RassilonDND: ah, the good ol cheatsie step
 Thefluffiestguineapig: OOOHHH
 RockPusher: Luckily there was an obstruction
 MAPBoardgames: Hitting James with a ball should have some kind of a reward
 CorruptDropbear: SECOND PLAYER. PORK CHOP.
 BraveOthello: Rimmed it
JadedCynic: @Anubis169 2 for 2 now - seems like a theme here (challenging in that sense)
 GasCityGaming: anyone on the discord after live for mini golf?
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 TheNerdWonder: golf's a lot easier when you get to see how far you're going to hit the ball and they give you a putting grid
 Its_VeeBot: @MAPBoardgames There was the tennis ball video
 Dog_of_Myth: 
Kumakaori: badunnn~
 definenull: Uh oh
KingKool2099: Mega-sarcastic video editor
 ButButTheJesus: just taaaap it in
kyuubeynokitsune: lol
 50keyz: its an unusual pairing but i like the james and ian vibes
  ritchards: this is why you play with "max 10 shots"
 mercano82: When do we get to the windmill?
 margieargie: Ah, looks like me putting back in my childhood when I played like... twice overall
JadedCynic: thanks editor!
 Sorator13: thanks editor!@
RangerAlpha7: F for the editor
 DeM0nFiRe: Nice on!
   Anubis169: dayum
kyuubeynokitsune: noice
Pteraspidomorphi: But who was the mysterious editor!
 Dog_of_Myth: Nice shot
 blepharic:   
  mtvcdm: Nice on!
 ButButTheJesus: encroyable!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Jordynne and/or Matt who likely did the editing is the Goat as always
 GasCityGaming: more loft off the tees on a par 3 usually means less rolling
 circusofkirkus: the balls in James's front pockets are a look
Kumakaori: ohh, the club is too short, hencce  the bent knees
 azninsect: wow
 RassilonDND: Nice on!
   Anubis169: 
JadedCynic: nice
 Dog_of_Myth: Nice on
  amative1: NICE
 RockPusher:   
 Molladia: That club is SO short for Ian
 Sorator13: I think that club may be a little short for Ian
kyuubeynokitsune: dang nice
 BraveOthello: Nice on!
 MAPBoardgames: NICE ON (tm)
 UnknownFriday: I love the little bag that Ian has.
  Defrost: This rental club looks a bit short for Ian
JadedCynic: @Defrost yeah
   Anubis169: LRR is naturally tall, like 80% of them
 Its_VeeBot: James careful with that
 IanAllenBird: kmjnikmn
 spethycakes: Happy Pride!
 teddywhosabear: lmao
 RockPusher: 
 62MGcobra: but think of the backspin
ghyllnox: 
 type_variable: ok so Matt edited this
 frank_the_great: Happy Pride!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Aren't they only on hole 4 or something?
 WriterRaven: Definitely Matt on the editing. =P
DigitalSeahorse: Happy Pride
 mercano82: Is this a Jordyne edit job?
 Molladia: Is this a Matt edit? or Jordynne?
 jessicaengle: Gay Dad Joke
JadedCynic: @Anubis169 'naturally' - there's selection baises there, but not conscious ones
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 margieargie:  
 LostThePirate: 
 BusTed: 
  mtvcdm: This feels a Matt edit
   Anubis169: BIRDIE
 Dog_of_Myth: Nice shot
JadedCynic: nice Ian!
 Its_VeeBot: Nat Birdie
kyuubeynokitsune: Birdie!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 MAPBoardgames: !birb
  LRRbot: Peck your beak!
 HarmonisedMelody: 
 Shadowsoflife:   
 RockPusher: Ian is a fan of birdies
 blepharic:  
 SymphonySolstice: BIRB
  amative1: birds and holes?
 TheMerricat: 
  Sarah_Serinde: It's frankly shocking that Ian still doesn't have a bird emote
JadedCynic: birdie - 1 under par,  eagle - 2 under par, etc
 Doc_Layzah: James putts like I do
 WriterRaven: Tee-BOX!
SaxPython: @Sarah_Serinde 
DigitalSeahorse:    
Rockario: also, they're marking total shots instead of par, so the target is 9x3=27
 spethycakes:  = fore
Alex_Frostfire: Albatross - 3 under par, almost never used (you'd have to make it in 2 on a par 5)
Kumakaori: sounded thin
 ButButTheJesus: if your competitor chooses to body block your ball its valid
   Anubis169: nice follow through!
 Too_Many_Knives: Oh deer
Rockario: durr!
 Dog_of_Myth: DEER
 Serpens77: oh deer
 SymphonySolstice: DEERB
kyuubeynokitsune: Friend!
 ButButTheJesus: deer!
ghyllnox: Deer!
 TheAinMAP:  
 OutOfSpaceAndTime: Deer!
 jessicaengle: Moo
 TheDevil_Risen: friend!
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Sheikun07: best make sure that deer isn't sus
 RassilonDND: whats it called if the deer steals the ball?
DigitalSeahorse: 
 HarmonisedMelody: Living on a prayer
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Was that a real deer?
shushu2539: please don't hit the deer
 RockPusher: Sarah_Serinde we need a crow and a peanut
  Sarah_Serinde: Valid 
 BusTed: understantable
 Thefluffiestguineapig: or fake
 TheDevil_Risen: well, we didnt get a donkey
   Anubis169: Golf, professional walking with some gameplay in between.
 Dog_of_Myth: Oooof
 OutOfSpaceAndTime: Matt is correct
 TheDevil_Risen: but we got a deer
 accountmadeforants: 
  mtvcdm: Nice effort!
ghyllnox: So, Jordynne
 jessicaengle: Fill your creeper holes pls
kyuubeynokitsune: Matt has his priorities in order
 NimrodXIV: gotta get that deer footage
 Thefluffiestguineapig: As he should be, the deer is important
 sporkraptor: it is very important to document wildlife *nodnod*
 ButButTheJesus: screw jolf, more deer
JadedCynic: @Anubis169 "Golf is a good walk spoiled." - Mark Twain
zarbit: roll that beautiful deer footage
 IanAllenBird: : O
JadedCynic: OOOOO
 MacbethSeemsSus: Baby!
 Dog_of_Myth: Baby deer
 Graham_LRR: Matt (and myself) did this edit, primarily Matt
   Anubis169: aww 
 SymphonySolstice: BABY
 spethycakes: fawn
 NimrodXIV: aww
 baltimore_667083: BABBY
 HarmonisedMelody: Golf with Mama!
 ButButTheJesus: BABBY DER
 Saintnex: baby deer!!
DigitalSeahorse: aww baby
kyuubeynokitsune: yesssssssss
 DeM0nFiRe: SMOL!
 WriterRaven: A SMOL!
ghyllnox: BABY!!!
 RockPusher: Bambi noooooo!
 CodeIndigo: deer are not moose
 TheAinMAP: 
Snowcookies: Baby!
Kumakaori: babyyyyyy
 Kittybeanie: wow!
 TheDevil_Risen: SMOL!
 Too_Many_Knives: Chat is fawning
shushu2539:   
 LostThePirate: D'awww
   Anubis169: little fawn 
 BrowneePointz: A Car Ruiner and a future Car Ruiner!
 KaleidoscopeMind: BAB
 accountmadeforants: @Anubis169 Hey now, sometimes they drive instead of walking.
 GrassVortex:  Baby
 azninsect: baby!
 BusTed: good goofy
 Its_VeeBot: Bye friends!
ghyllnox: Liiiittle
DigitalSeahorse: FOAL!
 50keyz: awww
sarahparagon: awww
 HarmonisedMelody: Smol Moose
 OutOfSpaceAndTime: Foal!
JadedCynic: I figured the forst deer was a statue or something
 teddywhosabear: wholesome :3
 Molator: hi
 Fruan: Weird dogs
JadedCynic: 
 ContingentCat: Omg so baby
 MAPBoardgames: Smol Foal
 IbunWest: 
 RainyMint: BABBY
  Sarah_Serinde: Correct priorities from Matt
 BraveOthello: Baby
 hidingbox: The two legs are hitting balls with sticks again
 tajessa: Hi bambi baby
  mtvcdm: Coward
  ritchards: and lo we have footage for the next time a camera is passed on
 MacbethSeemsSus: Coward
 ThreeMemesInATrenchcoat: baby deer!!
Massamoto: There is no better feeling than drinking a nice cold Sapporo premium beer while watching two of my favorite people do something relaxing.
ShifterChaos: kissed it
ShifterChaos: passing it back and forth over the hole
Harukurochan: On the green!
ShifterChaos: wow, we've got a game on this hole
Harukurochan: Two of them!
Waves of Babies: wait was that a Carl Carmoni reference from Ian
Waves of Babies: BIRDIE POUR CARMONI
Harukurochan: 🦌!
Massamoto: James don't stop golfing for nothing less than a Moose.
Harukurochan: Two of them!
Waves of Babies: cuuute
Harukurochan: 🦌
JadedCynic: fawn
 OutOfSpaceAndTime: @ritchards Needs to be in black and white
  Foxmar320: Zooooom
 Phailhammer: LuL
   Anubis169: Bye bye ballie
ghyllnox: Oop
  mtvcdm: WHEEEEEEEE
 Too_Many_Knives: My planet needs meeeeee
 MacbethSeemsSus: zoomies
 Saintnex: ohh nooo
 Its_VeeBot: That ball's gone to space
kyuubeynokitsune: goodbye
  amative1: Ian's ball went looking for James's ball
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That was a baby baby fawn
 Sheikun07: I spent a summer working at a golf course as a groundskeeper.  A significant part of the duty before the course opened was replacing all the divots around the tee.
 Sorator13: "I have worked on my loft." "I need to work on my loft."
 GasCityGaming: hard to get under the ball when the club is way too short for you
JadedCynic: sliced
 samuraitiger19: Wrong way Horner
 azninsect: ooooh
 Too_Many_Knives: Nice
Snowcookies: Nice
 DiscordianTokkan: 
 jessicaengle: I missed the opening of this segment, is the premise "who wins at golf James or Ian"?
 OutOfSpaceAndTime: Oof
Rockario: Yup, just a roound of golf
  mtvcdm: wow
kyuubeynokitsune: oof
Rockario: with handicap
 CodeIndigo: only 9 holes?
 Too_Many_Knives: Why weren't they taking the pin out? Course rule?
 Sorator13: @jessicaengle Essentially, yes. Every hole is par 3, and Ian had a handicap of -9 IIRC.
  amative1: 9 hole par 3
Rockario: 9 holes, all par 3
JadedCynic: @jessicaengle james plays more, so ian was spotted 9 strokes
 DiscordianTokkan: o7
 DeM0nFiRe: lol
JadedCynic: ball washer, yeah
 RockPusher: 
Rockario: love a good ball washer
 SnackPak_: ball washers are fun
 GasCityGaming: I....I do
 jessicaengle: ty chat 
 TheAinMAP: 
JadedCynic: Agreed.
 Sorator13: It's important to wash your balls, folks
 BraveOthello: I need a ball washer
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Princess auto mention
iamn0tg00d: Nothing funny being said here.
 Nigouki: it's high ground for visibility :3
  amative1: it's in my head?
 MacbethSeemsSus: Really scrub them balls out
JadedCynic: the greens are really challenging
DigitalSeahorse:   
kyuubeynokitsune: lol
 RassilonDND: ?? i mean hygiene is universal?
 DeM0nFiRe: Wow
 jessicaengle: Other Autos are available
 Mazrae: I love the noise when the ball goes pass the hole
 50keyz: wow
 Too_Many_Knives: Phhhhh
 CaptainSpam: Daaaang.
 Dog_of_Myth: Nice
  mtvcdm: Well shot
 type_variable: dang
Rockario: woah!
 RealGamerCow: Nice on
 CodeIndigo: anti-sinkholes
 50keyz: i think ian needs longer clubs lol
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 margieargie: *golf clap*
Rockario: both on in 1!
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  mtvcdm: Put the brakes on
 accountmadeforants: So, the hole is uphill both ways
Kumakaori: 6-to-one half a dozen to the othher, methods for getting on the green
JadedCynic: usually there's a consistent slope, or MAYBE 1-2 per 18 that has multiple slopes on a green, but these are 'towers' 
Fantusta: I didn't realize they made a real life game based on Spheda, someone should tell Adam
JadedCynic: yep, that's what the tool is for
 Nigouki: so a Twork
 Strebenherz: wait what is that tool called?
kyuubeynokitsune: lmao
Xafty: a bident.
 Its_VeeBot: It's not fair, it's the green
 CodeIndigo: the last time the metacarbomol was invoked, it ended with someone being bald..... so, i think ian's safe i guess?
 spethycakes: a french fry picker-upper
 bytecaster: @Strebenherz Pitch fork?
 RockPusher: excellent touching grass
 azninsect: 
 RassilonDND: Bident of grass restoration?
 azninsect: oooh
 CodeIndigo: @Strebenherz divot tool
 DiscordianTokkan:  
 HarmonisedMelody: Nice try!
 GasCityGaming: divot repair tool
 BraveOthello: Heartbreaking
 blepharic: 
 Its_VeeBot: "That's Golf:tm:"
 TheMerricat: So chat, this bit is illuminating for me who has never played anything but Simgolf... I didn't realize you don't normally show up wiht an entire armory of clubs.
  mtvcdm: Ian just keeps putting on too much power
  Foxmar320: wow
offbeatwitch: too much power!!
 CodeIndigo: jolf, the king's game
 DiscordianTokkan: That's Golf!™
JadedCynic: 3-putt
 TheAinMAP: 
  Sarah_Serinde: That's just rude 
 jessicaengle: When does the rhythm component start?  Ian is sure to pull ahead
kyuubeynokitsune: brutal
AHyperOwl: just putting so much sauce on it
 SnackPak_: nice
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 azninsect: 
 RealGamerCow: Lol
 GDwarble: Wheeeee
 DiscordianTokkan: nyoooom
 accountmadeforants: It is also literally called a pitchfork, probably as a pun that stuck
 ButButTheJesus: NYOOOOOM
 CrossXhunteR: i like matt's hat. sun protection is important
DigitalSeahorse: run run run
   Anubis169: AHyperOwl: putting or putting? 
 azninsect: squirrl!
 MacbethSeemsSus: Attack squirrel
 Laogeodritt: Ian, you need to deal with that very underdamped oscillation XD Adjust those PID coefficients!
 DiscordianTokkan: Tree'd
 OutOfSpaceAndTime: Squirrl!
 public_key_reveal_party: watch out squirrel
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I want a hat like Matt's
 RassilonDND: cmon one of the squirrels: Steal...That...Ball!!!
DigitalSeahorse: squirrel!  
AHyperOwl: @Anubis169   
 Its_VeeBot: This is the Canadian Nature episode
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I am so profoundly pale it's a goal
 margieargie: @RassilonDND Two minutes to get the ball away from the squirrel? 
 public_key_reveal_party: I just now want matt's nature documentaries to be a recurring segment
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @RassilonDND We need the meth squirrels from Feed Dump to make a cameo
 Sorator13: @Thefluffiestguineapig a bucket hat? They're great!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sorator13 One that is that wide specifically
 EmsLeigh: Can we get a whole prerecord of Matt's animal photography?
kyuubeynokitsune: bye
  mtvcdm: IAN
 samuraitiger19: Too much mustard again
 adept_nekomancer: nyoooom!
 ThreeMemesInATrenchcoat: Why did my brain just try to sub Weagles for squirrels
 Sorator13: little... little much there
 DiscordianTokkan: POWER DRIVE
 spethycakes: how do you know, Ian?
shushu2539: footprints?
 Kittybeanie: how do you know Ian??
JadedCynic: Ian found the deer's spoor
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @EmsLeigh Can we get LRR pets of that?
 WriterRaven baps Twitch for stopping the video but keeping the audio
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Ian? How do you know?
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  mtvcdm: 'Too far' the story of Ian's day
Alex_Frostfire: Probably scat.
 HarmonisedMelody: Beautiful creatures
 margieargie: Not too far this time, perfect
 KaleidoscopeMind: wild stairmasters, in their natural habitat
Candle Corn: Thank you for filming the deer, Matt
Massamoto: It would be unnervingly hilarious to bow to them like the Nara deer and have them bow back.
Massamoto: Yes, remember to wash your balls for Pride.
Novrdd: P.S happy pride not only for peeps with balls :)
  Reach: Nice on!
ShifterChaos: Ball Hygiene is important
JP: Also, wash your balls when it isn’t pride please
ShifterChaos: knowing the age of a fork is a normal thing to do
Massamoto: I agree, but also can't say I've had a fork for more than 20 years so...
Novrdd: :face-blue-wide-eyes:
  SmithKurosaki: nice
ShifterChaos: running on a golf course, we call that Par Kour
JP: …you’re a monster
 ContingentCat: Wat
  amative1: back where he was
 randombillfolds: @EmsLeigh Is this just a photo album of Juniper?
  Foxmar320: Wild stairmasters?! Is is a breeding colony?
   Anubis169: G, love the golf game sounds 
 ButButTheJesus: its mating season for the stair masters
 HarmonisedMelody: Key part of the natural ecology of the course
 Sorator13: Huh. Why are there stairmasters there?
kyuubeynokitsune: oh nyo
 RassilonDND: Didnt count
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 Dog_of_Myth: oh no
 Sheikun07: Ah, golf
 Its_VeeBot: Ian out here playing hockey
JadedCynic: ('spoor' merely means 'any signs of its presence; a tuft of fur caught on a tree, foot/hoof tracks, scat, etc.)
 samuraitiger19: Ian has power but no control
 SymphonySolstice: he's too powerful
   Anubis169: LOL
offbeatwitch: trick hole!
Alex_Frostfire: @JadedCynic (I know this from Monster Hunter! But scat is the most obvious, imo...)
Rockario: *now* he's playing hockey
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 GrassVortex:  
 50keyz: LOL
 Kittybeanie: omg the edit
 NimrodXIV: never didn't get it
kyuubeynokitsune: oof
 DiscordianTokkan: lol
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 azninsect: 10! 
  mtvcdm: Ian's got Happy Gilmore skills
 Its_VeeBot: I said that too soon
 Verrain2: I love hockey!
 CaptainSpam: Big sevens.
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 frank_the_great: 29 > 26, Ian wins!
 Molladia: Whats on Ian's belt?
 CodeIndigo: it is A tree
 bytecaster: This is scored like Basketball, right?
DigitalSeahorse: the almostfairway
 OldUncleDan: This is a small golf course.  Not a mini one to be sure.  Just small.
 margieargie: Ah, a sand trap, definitely a planned part of the course
johnnylongtorso: @Molladia a towel
ghyllnox: 
 jessicaengle: That's the exhaust port
 Verrain2: You can lie in the rough if you can roughly prove you aren't lying.
  mtvcdm: It's a pretty course honestly
 bytecaster: Weeeeeee
 SnackPak_: o7
  Sarah_Serinde: ouch 
Rockario: goodbye
   Anubis169: bye
kyuubeynokitsune: wheeeeeeee
ghyllnox: Wheeeee
 azninsect: goodbye
 samuraitiger19: oh no
 MAPBoardgames: goodbye forever
 RealGamerCow: Ian has to monitor his power meter
 spethycakes: 
the_tutorial_boss: man their personalities are really carrying this for me. Golf really isnt my jamb
 Thefluffiestguineapig: o7 Ian's ball
 TheBorzoi: Seems like Ian has a habit of hitting it a bit too hard
  mtvcdm: The Wrigley Field rule. Throw up your hands, ground rule double
  amative1: no. no he cannot do it.
JadedCynic: @OldUncleDan an 'executive' course - 9 holes, that are all short par 3s
 Sorator13: @the_tutorial_boss absolutely
 Sorator13: helps that they don't take themselves too seriously
 public_key_reveal_party: it survived!
 CodeIndigo: are the thooms from dark souls?
 50keyz: wow
 SnackPak_: rude
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 EmsLeigh: Were any camera people hurt in the filming of this segment?
 azninsect: oh come oooon
 Dog_of_Myth: so close
  mtvcdm: Almost glory
  amative1: that counts
JadedCynic: too much power 
 samuraitiger19: THAT WOULD"VE BEEN AN AMAZING PUTT!
 Shadowsoflife: RUDE
ghyllnox: Ooooof
 RockPusher: woulda been in without the pin
 Kittybeanie: @the_tutorial_boss yes I’m only watching this for them tbh
 WriterRaven: Missed it by that much.
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the_tutorial_boss: @Kittybeanie man i thought i was the only one
 JeffCentaur: Managed to get home for the end of alive
 JeffCentaur: Live
 CodeIndigo: the editing makes it a lot more bearable than actuial tv jolf
 TheMerricat: Chat, for the golfers, is the single gloved hand for control or 'padding'?
 bytecaster: @JeffCentaur You missed the exam and the donut map!
  amative1: James is +3, Ian is +8
DigitalSeahorse:  lrrBartleby
 Verrain2: Golf is a good walk spoiled.
 RassilonDND: What? no cheers
 DeM0nFiRe: 
JadedCynic: @TheMerricat control, grip
MaskedBeeX: I like how the Arrow behind the Hole numbers looks similar to the LRR arrow
 Kittybeanie: BUTT
 ButButTheJesus: butt
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 baltimore_667083: BUTT
 MacbethSeemsSus: Editor- enhance
 HarmonisedMelody: Firm Soft
  mtvcdm: These really are pretty settings
 hd_dabnado: its a golf course they serve beer at 6am
 azninsect: 
ghyllnox: Woooo!
rhea_monster: +3 with out a putter is impressive
Rockario: Sometimes it can be an excuse for a good walk with a friend
 RassilonDND: Butte and gluts
 Sheikun07: firm butt soft
 TheAinMAP: 
 GasCityGaming: the old PUBG password: BUTTSLOL
 RockPusher: Cool Jolf!
 azninsect: ooh
 goombalax: that's Canada's Butt
 margieargie: No reason not to cheer about that <_<
 CaptainSpam: Close!
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AHyperOwl: gotta appreciate the butt to get a good putt it's the rules
 RealGamerCow: These greens really are humps
JadedCynic: you typically hold the club with the primary hand (gloved) and then set and place your other hand for support
JadedCynic: a good putt can be done one-handed
  amative1: Ian comeback time?
 hd_dabnado: woah vibrant
ghyllnox: Why's the primary hand gloved?
ShifterChaos: actually on these courses you just yell 3
Massamoto: "in the wild, the stairmaster waits by the golf courses to snack on lost golf balls, it's natural prey."
ShifterChaos: the SFX bullying is real
Massamoto: Ian is entirely the kind of person to also have suggested that SFX.
Sumaleth: I hope they heard the SFX at the course too
JP: I have played exactly 1 round of golf with basically the same premise. Older brother was playing and was forced to take me along to a 9 hole par 3 course
JP: As a 12 year old, I decided to play the entire course with a putter (only every did mini golf)
JP: He only beat me by 6 strokes and I beat him on several holes (including 1 birdie)
ShifterChaos: I have held a golf club and swung it at a golf ball on one occasion, at a driving range, as part of a work event, and I will probably never golf again
Harukurochan: Really tempted to make that “Go in here” bit into a reaction image
Meris: when I would play PGA Tour on my parent's ancient PC, I would always aim for the cart path for the delightful sound the ball made landing on it. I can only imagine the noise a storm drain would make
Massamoto: James saying "Coward, get in the blackberry bush" is gold. Gold I tell ya.
JP: @ShifterChaos I recommend sticking to quirky mini-golf courses
ShifterChaos: oh wait yeah no minigolf, duh, I have minigolfed a fair amount
ShifterChaos: I just... forgot that still counted
JadedCynic: @RealGamerCow they totally are
   LoadingReadyRun:  I submit that PGA coverage would be greatly improved by sound effects
DigitalSeahorse: dangit
JadedCynic: @ghyllnox friction and grip
JadedCynic: @LoadingReadyRun agreed!
ghyllnox: Yeah alright
 Jobot180: Ian with those power putts
 bytecaster: @LoadingReadyRun Also they should film some deer during PGA too!
 ButButTheJesus: @LoadingReadyRun and random screaming
  Sarah_Serinde: I appreciate all James's supportive comments
 Sheikun07: It's why golf video games have the sound effects!  Vast improvement.
 CodeIndigo: @LoadingReadyRun also parrying and dodge rolls...... does anyone remmeber Ninja Golf on the Jaguar?
 RealGamerCow: Though the greens do look to be decently maintained
 RassilonDND: You heard of the arcade action of NBA jam; Now welcome GOLF SLAM
 RockPusher:  
kyuubeynokitsune: @bytecaster Actually the pga should just be deer
 azninsect: ian.
 BusTed: 
 IbunWest: Booo
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 ButButTheJesus: IAN NO
 vinewood_og: 
 Its_VeeBot: Booooo
 Shadowsoflife: 
BlueChloroplast: 
 MacbethSeemsSus: Time for them to pop their cooldowns if they still have them
 accountmadeforants: @LoadingReadyRun Just drop in the occasional NEW RECORD and TRIPLE KILL to spice things up
 voren_chalco: Ian, you're meant to put the sunglasses on between the setup and punchline
ghyllnox: Loong Loooong Hoooooole!
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: *CSI theme song plays*
 CodeIndigo: @kyuubeynokitsune professional gdeer afilming
Pteraspidomorphi: voren_chalco: I was thinking that 
 vinewood_og: I wa saying Boo-urns!
  Defrost: This is James' play to get other LRRs crew to golf with him
 TheAinMAP: 
KeytarCat: "Elevated T" was my nickname in college
 UnknownFriday: If something like this existed in the town I'm in I'd probably actually do golf more often.
 Molladia: Does James play here regularly?
  amative1: woah, vertigo
 UnknownFriday: As is, I think the closest pitch and putt course is like an hour away.
 jvetting83: If tradition holds this will be their best hole.
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: He said he plays golf twice a year, so probably not
 RassilonDND: Does anyone else kinda want a meter in the lower third with Matt running across it to represent his progress down the hole?
 vinewood_og: Do an golf
JadedCynic: @Molladia 2/year but still more than the rest of LRR
the_tutorial_boss: wiff
 RockPusher: at least he's consistent
 Dog_of_Myth: 
  mtvcdm: The same length
 Its_VeeBot: On your marks, get set, golf
 adept_nekomancer: It wanted to join the other one.
  amative1: "they're the same picture"
 TheWriterAleph: it was meant to be
 OldUncleDan: This is Everybody Golf IRL.
 margieargie: The RNG was preserved on the reload
 NimrodXIV: consistency!
 omdorastrix: great precision
kyuubeynokitsune: wow
 SymphonySolstice: he's nothing if not accurate
 Fruan: Krark's Thumb, but for golf
 Cptasparagus: the difference between accuracy and precision
 Molladia: @JadedCynic I was more interested if this is his primary course, I doubted it
 Orxolon: i'm loving this
 stippledotter: Great grouping
 Kittybeanie: precision is high, accuracy is low
 samuraitiger19: At least he has consistancy?
 RassilonDND: no save scumming here, the RNG seed is locked!
 NDCazzy: R-E-L axed golf
 IbunWest: that ball just went
 RealGamerCow: Nyoom
 WriterRaven: Different sport, Ian. =P
 Sorator13: @Molladia I'm pretty sure this is not his primary course, no
JadedCynic: @Molladia he's familiar with it, but...
MaskedBeeX: The Beyblade Go Shoot from Ian
  amative1: we beybladin'?
AHyperOwl: not the beyblade reference lmaoooo
 Sethalidos: multiball powerup?
tenthtechpriest: When will golf get an Xtreme rail?
 MAPBoardgames: Just Axe'd Golf
the_tutorial_boss: nearly hit the camera
JadedCynic: he had made the comment that the greens are domes 
 Jobot180: Look out!
  mtvcdm: This is not an obscure rule today
DigitalSeahorse: that's numbrwang
 HarmonisedMelody: Namas-Stay
 CaptainSpam: Just puttin' with an 8 iron.
 Kittybeanie: tasty putt
 blepharic:  
  amative1: oh, NOW you remove the flag
 GasCityGaming: Ian's iimproved by the end of the round a lot!
JadedCynic: finally they're removing the pins on the green 
 TheAinMAP: 
 SnackPak_: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ian's improvement is very rapid
 blepharic:   
 HarmonisedMelody: Scores 9 apart
 ButButTheJesus: ayyy
 DiscordianTokkan: Nice
 RassilonDND: Confetti?
  Sarah_Serinde: Great work Matt 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: DAMN
 Kittybeanie: it was Matt!
JadedCynic: so many 'putt bounces off the pin' 
ghyllnox: And they ended as apart as they started
kyuubeynokitsune: Well it was no Birdie Wing, but that was fun
 blepharic: 
 azninsect: matt won
 RockPusher:    
 TheMerricat: We won chat, We won.
  amative1: James scored 37 (+10), Ian scored 46 (+19)
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JadedCynic: only an hour - that is a fast course 
 spethycakes: that's a fairway to do it
 SymphonySolstice: SQUIRB
 RockPusher: Squirrel!
 KaleidoscopeMind: the wildlife won
 TheWriterAleph: the deer won
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: Matt wins for getting fawn footage
 Jobot180: Thanks Matt!
 BraveOthello: What was with the chromatic aberration on that score?
SaxPython: Baby Deer won
 TheDevil_Risen: Squirrel!
  Serifina: SQUIRREL
 Kittybeanie: congrats guys good game
 Its_VeeBot: Squirrel
  Serifina: fluffy tail!
offbeatwitch: woag
JadedCynic: great pic of the squirrel, matt!
 IbunWest: Oh no it's back
  Sarah_Serinde: uh oh
 ButButTheJesus: SQRL
 MacbethSeemsSus: Oh no
  Foxmar320: oh no
 Its_VeeBot: Oh noooo
 Nigouki: noooooooooooo
DigitalSeahorse:   
 Mazrae: oh no
 spethycakes: oh yes
 Sorator13: oh dear
 azninsect: ohnoooooo
Wrexadecimal: Oh yes
 adept_nekomancer: Oh no
 SnackPak_: o7 Adam
 RassilonDND:    
 Dog_of_Myth: Oh YES
kyuubeynokitsune: uh oh
 GrassVortex: oh nooooo
 DiscordianTokkan: yessssss
 MAPBoardgames: Mwhahahaha!
 HarmonisedMelody: BEEJLANDE- oh
 TheDevil_Risen: oh no
  amative1: oh no
 Mollylele: ominous
 KaleidoscopeMind: oh THIS bit
 IbunWest: But also oh yes it's back
 Too_Many_Knives: Ohhh yeeeaaaaah
 ButButTheJesus: oh noooooooo
 kodalith: Oh no
  Defrost: Fantastic lighting work
 NimrodXIV: excellent
 TheDevil_Risen: Ian loves this bit 
 BraveOthello: Oh yes!
 Nigouki: which brown will they drink now?!
 TheAinMAP: 
 Diabore: matt brave for coming back after straight fish sauce
 accountmadeforants: 
 Jobot180:    
 Mazrae: please matt dont get the fish sauce again
 public_key_reveal_party: this is ianlander isn't it?
 vinewood_og: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: OH YES
 adept_nekomancer: Poor Matt. 
 TheNerdWonder: what drinkables do we have this time around?
 hidingbox: one contestant is more enthusiastic than the other
 TheWriterAleph: happy pride
witchy_snake: Let's hope Matt doesn't have to drink straight fish juice again x3
 Thefluffiestguineapig: He dressed up this time
 MAPBoardgames: Unpleasant "Liquids"
 RealGamerCow: All unpleasant this time?
 shendaras: 
 RockPusher: Liquids or Thicquids?
 voren_chalco: We see here Adam, regretting his life choices
 Sorator13: everyone? even me?
 Fruan: Do the drinks alternate black and red, and is there one green one?
ghyllnox: @TheWriterAleph If it's red or brown please consult a doctor
 Sorator13: I look forward to this!
 Shadowsoflife: YEs @RockPusher
 Molladia: It's a bit dark
shushu2539: I already see regret on adam's eyes
 margieargie: @TheNerdWonder Well, technically drinkables, I'm guessing <_<
 BraveOthello: Ooh, unset unflavored gelatin!
DoodlestheGreat: The wheel of comedy
 RassilonDND: thicquids? I hate it Gambling: I'm in
JP: All I know is that it annoys some golfers to say it counts so I prefer to count it
JP: “Yes I golf. I have some particular skill in multi-bank holes though windmills have always given me trouble”
Sumaleth: I appreciate Ian's rand() approach to power
ShifterChaos: it just feels like taking the annoying part of Big Golf (Youre on the green, now just finish it, oh man, dont keep wiffing over the hole), and making it the most fun it can possibly be
ShifterChaos: like if Big Golf was just "Hit Tiny Ball Very Far Onto The Big Grass Patch" that would be fine, but once it gets onto the green, then youre like "and now the annoying fiddly putting begins"
Waves of Babies: On Da Gween!
Massamoto: I cannot stress how sore my shoulder is today from firing a shotgun 35 times over a day ago.
ShifterChaos: getting kicked in the shoulder repeatedly will do that to you
Waves of Babies: Consistency!
Massamoto: and that was with "low recoil" shells.
Flushmaster Cyclonis: Bogey comes after par
JP: Ah so clay shooting
Massamoto: nah just practicing at the range with a Winchester 1887 replica.
JP: @Flushmaster (yeah James missed letting Ian have fun with knowing his best shot was also an Eagle)
Harukurochan: 🐿
  SmithKurosaki: yesssss
Waves of Babies: we won cause we got to see a deer
 Sarah: Ian does actually know golf terms
Massamoto: That was one fluffy squirrel.
Alan Baldwin: I’m ready for Matt to get fish sauce again
Sumaleth: SQUIRREL!
 Sarah: Ian has golfed before and played many golf video games
Harukurochan: Oh it’s this!
dabudder: ooh new drank roulette
 Sorator13: I'm not sure I understand, but that's okay
 TheNerdWonder: @margieargie oh indeed, that word is doing a LOT of heavy lifting tonight
 NimrodXIV: some not-browns in there
 ButButTheJesus: shiiiiny
 Diabore: uhhhhh one of those wasnt jiggling
 DiscordianTokkan: Ooh, nice wobble-cam
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: looks more like a dozen than a myriad
DoodlestheGreat: Looks like a set of paint cups.
  mtvcdm: That's a fair number in there
 50keyz: is that calpiss? or the canadian label milkis?
  mtvcdm: 16 cups
 Mollylele: this lighting setup absolutely rips 🤘
   Anubis169: that's a DBloon
 fastlane250: potential for thicc tang
 Its_VeeBot: The DBloon of Shame
 BraveOthello: THICC. TANG.
 RassilonDND: wow that DBloon looks so nice
JadedCynic: @mtvcdm 16 shooters
 Strebenherz: that is a nifty setup
  Sarah_Serinde: @50keyz I have never seen that label on it in my part of Canada, I've just seen Calpico
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Adam looks incredibly unenthused
superdude097: What happens if it lands on 0?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: None of the numbers are good
 RockPusher: …
 Arclight_Dynamo: What's a health shot?
 Diabore: what does that mean
 SymphonySolstice: dead
MWGNZ:   
 Strebenherz: immediate
 Sorator13: I don't think I know what that means
 spethycakes: 
 SnackPak_: that good, huh?
  mtvcdm: I see the name and I don't know what that is
 RurouniGeo: cough syrup!
 ProcyonFlynn: I thought it was "don't you put it in your mouth"
 Strebenherz: that was thicc tang wasn't it
 Koshindan: That was instant.
JadedCynic: 16 cups would be a LOT more 
KingKool2099: A WHAT?
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 ButButTheJesus: wut
 HarmonisedMelody: "Health"
 BraveOthello: Hahah
kyuubeynokitsune: That's at least meant to go in your mouth
 DiscordianTokkan: is it because it kills a man
 WriterRaven: This kills the Adam.
 margieargie: Well, uh, +30 HP I guess?
 RassilonDND: You shall now live: 5 minutes longer
 MAPBoardgames: Healthy!
 RockPusher: hmmmm
 accountmadeforants: Does it shoot your health?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Uuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh
DigitalSeahorse: health
 TheWriterAleph: zzzzing
  mtvcdm: Oh ew
 Sorator13: OH no
 BITs19_: oooohhhh I've had one of those
 DiscordianTokkan: TUMERIC? OH NO
   Anubis169: That's anti-inflammatory for your joints
JadedCynic: I heard Jacob's cackle 
 Strebenherz: okay so not thicc tang but
 A_Dub888: pepper?
Scarletdemon_1: Isn't it: through the lips, past the gums, look out stomach, here it comes
 azninsect: they sell that in stores. its not good
 RealGamerCow: Oh I've had that
 Mazrae: "health"
  mtvcdm: Health is bad, never drink health
 RockPusher: vit c pepper tumeric sounds okay…
manfred909: i'd rather be sick
 Thefluffiestguineapig: RSVP Adam's taste buds
 silenceaux: tumeric. Tumeric. wow.
 DiscordianTokkan: Adam's gonna need the toilet
fnoggchamp: that's called a potion
 HarmonisedMelody: That's the cordyceps you're tasting!
 Jobot180: All the bad orange
 KaleidoscopeMind: so it decreases health, right? like it shoots your health bar?
wildflowersnow: i love those kind of shots!
 public_key_reveal_party: "health" in this context means a status effect
 MacbethSeemsSus: +10 health but status ailment
 BITs19_: oh he went back for the rest
  amative1: turmeric!? in a shot!?!?
 MAPBoardgames: Joke's on you, Adam was already at max HP
 Thefluffiestguineapig: WHY DID HE DRINK THE REST
 Kittybeanie: mmm I’m gonna go drink some of my tumeric shot drink now
 WriterRaven: @MAPBoardgames So he overhealed? That can make people explode...
DoodlestheGreat: De-lovely
ghyllnox: @amative1 Ginger tumeric tea is a thin
dead_delver: I don't like the buzzing on the music.
 margieargie: That's a good laugh
ghyllnox: *thing
Scarletdemon_1: Turmeric is in so many of those health shots since it's considered a more tolerable ginger in that kind of consentration
 RealGamerCow: I go to a garlic fest that has shaved ice with turmeric, garlic, pepper, and apple cider vinegar. All together, it's not bad
  Juliamon: health shots are for people who think Soylent isn't evil enough
dead_delver: keeps getting me to look for a fly.
 IbunWest: the one that looks like red paint
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ugh that;s such a surface tension
 RockPusher: mmmmm, sediment
 Jobot180: Such brown
 SymphonySolstice: noooooo
 RurouniGeo: oh nooo
   Anubis169: NOOOOOOO
 margieargie: Oh, good
 SnackPak_: oofa
 Fruan: Noooo
 spethycakes: oh no
 RockPusher: oh no
JadedCynic: ew
 IanAllenBird: nooo
 RurouniGeo: whyyyy
 Sheikun07: OH NO
 azninsect: WAT
 NimrodXIV: savory
 CodeIndigo: oh gopd
Pteraspidomorphi: 
 MacbethSeemsSus: Nooooooooooooo
kyuubeynokitsune: oh nooooooooooooooo
 RassilonDND: oh...Nooo
 50keyz: oh nooooooooooooo
Wrexadecimal: D:
 Its_VeeBot: Euuuugh
 DiscordianTokkan: oof
 Thefluffiestguineapig: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 BITs19_: wat
 saucemaster5000: god no
  mtvcdm: Ohhhhhh noooooo
 Dog_of_Myth: oh noooooo
 TheWriterAleph: bleh
DoodlestheGreat: eeeeeee.....
 accountmadeforants: Oh no
 A_Dub888: oh heck
 ButButTheJesus: WHY GOD WHY
 TheAinMAP: 
ghyllnox: OH NO
 adept_nekomancer: 
Risuchia: Nuoooooooo
 djalternative: summoning salt?
 WriterRaven: That's some Dusty Road torment right there...
n__een_n: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: He looks like a cat who smelled a lemon
 RassilonDND:  
rogerivany: Can we drink a steak too?
Thatwasademo: seasoning saltwater
 fastlane250: i probs wouldn't mind that
 Jobot180: Is it worse than the fish sauce from last time?
 RockPusher: 
 MAPBoardgames: 
Scarletdemon_1: when I'm sick, I make a health shot to help my lungs, it's: warm water, lemon juice and...ghost pepper salt. It clears up everything
 ButButTheJesus: #mygodthesmell
 TheWriterAleph: 
 Strebenherz: adamplz
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 DiscordianTokkan: lol
 SymphonySolstice: they deserve it
 Strebenherz: 
ghyllnox: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Similar to "don't jerk and drive"
 RockPusher: are any of the shots suitable for lubricating the wheel?
 Its_VeeBot: Two-tone drink
KingKool2099: @Scarletdemon_1 Dang, that's gotta work
   Anubis169: The lighting's really disguising what it is
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It's separated
 Mollylele: tim tam slam that shot out of a donut
kyuubeynokitsune: @RockPusher Probably, lol
 MrPipboy3000: @Thefluffiestguineapig What about Goon and Croon?
ButterBall000: "Drugs! Drugs! Drugs!"?
 DeM0nFiRe: Oh looks like blood with plasma precipitated out lol
 RassilonDND: WHAT
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That took a second
 A_Dub888: how can your stomach runaway?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That looks like a sinus clearer
 ButButTheJesus: wut
 Arclight_Dynamo: What the heck is "mule"?
  mtvcdm: You drank an entire mule
 Arclight_Dynamo: So... ginger beer?
   Anubis169: Oh that must taste lavely
 LPS_97: oh a moscow mule
 ButButTheJesus: what are any of this
 samuraitiger19: G got an actual drink
   Anubis169: lovely*
 RockPusher: liquified mule
 RassilonDND: i don't know if i want essence of mule
kyuubeynokitsune: That's a real thing
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So strong ginger beer?
  mtvcdm: Tastes better than donkey
 public_key_reveal_party: ginger beer and lime?
 margieargie: Maybe a Nizhny Novgorod mule at best
 Fruan: A mule of no fixed abode
 TheDevil_Risen: #DonkeyBits
 Arclight_Dynamo: Like, a vurgin Moscow mule is just ginger beer.
MCJiopur: Ginger beer with lime
Scarletdemon_1: @KingKool2099 It does quite well, been doing it for years
 DiscordianTokkan: CHUM
  amative1: ginger beer + lime juice
  Foxmar320: Smart play Jacob
kyuubeynokitsune: Lmao Jacob
 MacbethSeemsSus: G got a drink people actually want
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 RockPusher: getting chummy
 Thefluffiestguineapig: He came prepared
dabudder: i couldve sworn that was alex due to the hat and the prop comedy
 Fruan: It's the friend bucket!
 djalternative: a chum bucket!
JadedCynic: professional drinker at the table!
KingKool2099: @Scarletdemon_1 Where does one get ghost pepper salt, and what else could it possibly be used for?
rogerivany: Is Graham allowed to leave without being disgusted?
  mtvcdm: Your fate is the hole
 bsudo: Was that a brother rat reference cori?
   Anubis169: NEIN!
 HarmonisedMelody: Calpis?
 Sorator13: is the ball supposed to spin in the same direction as the wheel, or the opposite?
 RurouniGeo: thicc white
JadedCynic: um
 Its_VeeBot: 
  Foxmar320: That is very white
 circusofkirkus: thick
 Thefluffiestguineapig: UGH
kyuubeynokitsune: uh oh
PinoGraham: milk
 TheAinMAP: 
JadedCynic: thicc
  Serifina: Oh no
 spethycakes: chum bucket?
 HarmonisedMelody: Yakult?
 Fruan: Is that an aoili?
 BraveOthello: Tartar sauce?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I flinched in real life
 A_Dub888: white thicc tang?
rogerivany: Uh Oh
  Serifina: Oooohhh noooooo
 50keyz: hehehe
 teddywhosabear: oh NO
 Echo__AJ: that’s a heck of a wet
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Malk
 samuraitiger19: I hope to god that is milk or cream or something to that effect
DigitalSeahorse: 
 public_key_reveal_party: thiccquid
 Diabore: and the bucjet?
TwilightAvalon: its gonna be milk and thickener
 adept_nekomancer: Is this marshmallow creme?
JadedCynic: it's layered?
 HarmonisedMelody: Huh
Pteraspidomorphi: oh
 RassilonDND: oh thats not too bad
 Diabore: oh thats fine
Massamoto: If this is "evil" Ian I'm here for it.
Waves of Babies: if there is no thick tang then why are we here
Massamoto: Having been hospitalized before: Thickened anything is a crime against humanity and nature.
  RikuKitsune: Any nugs to dunk
Melissa Jones: oh the baby...
Harukurochan: Hehe
BFGamer: Jacob's giggle grants me life
  RikuKitsune: @BFGamer Same
JP: Oh the thiquids
ShifterChaos: I like drinks that have Sediment
  RikuKitsune: is that brown sauce?
ShifterChaos: >:c
Alan Baldwin: Well it’s not fish sauce but
  RikuKitsune: Electrolytes
BFGamer: I heard the Regina joke so many times living in Sask
JP: And here I thought Regina was in Victoria
  RikuKitsune: pfffttt
JP: XD
ShifterChaos: the sask town I like to bring up is Broadview, which looks like it sounds
BFGamer: Good call Jacob
  RikuKitsune: Tarter Sauce
  Juliamon: ooh
 azninsect: oh
 Thefluffiestguineapig: UUUUGHGGHGHGHGH
 margieargie: Okay, fine?
kyuubeynokitsune: Oh that's just fine
DigitalSeahorse:  
 Too_Many_Knives: That's not so bad
 WriterRaven: Is it the Thickened Creamy Product from Wet Ones?
 ButButTheJesus: ok.
 samuraitiger19: Oh she got something edible
ghyllnox: Oh, well
 SymphonySolstice: hm
  mtvcdm: The worst of them all
AHyperOwl: is that perhaps...thickened creamy product?
 BraveOthello: It's so thixk
 Jobot180: Some of those are more "liquid" than others
JadedCynic: oily yeah
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I've tried this
 vinewood_og: If you like non neutonian colladas
 IanAllenBird: oh no
Scarletdemon_1: @KingKool2099 Mine was a gift, but you can find it on Amazon, in very...very small amounts it can be used like any sort of spice, it has less of a flavor and is more just heat, so if something isn't spicy enough a little touch
 Thefluffiestguineapig: As part of baking it's a whole experience
 Mollylele: fat caps in the chat
 RealGamerCow: Yeah coconut milk is not tasty
  mtvcdm: Coconut, as established, is a disaster
 RockPusher: that probably should have been emulsified
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It's deeply delicious as part of recipes
 Shadowsoflife: fat cap
 MAPBoardgames: How do you milk a coconut?
 Jobot180: Reconstituted fat cap
 Its_VeeBot: Which number is Pea Wet?
doubledbear: viciously
 Thefluffiestguineapig: By itself its NOXIOUS due to it's texture
 Shadowsoflife: @MAPBoardgames carefully
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 BraveOthello: @MAPBoardgames Carefully
 Its_VeeBot: 
 SnackPak_: oooo
 RassilonDND: OOOO!
 Fruan: ZERO!
Scarletdemon_1: @Jobot180 New Garage Rock band dropped
KingKool2099: ZERO
 circusofkirkus: 
Wrexadecimal: loooool
 SymphonySolstice: burh
Despoiler98:     Adam
 TheDevil_Risen: 0
  mtvcdm: ZERO
 GrassVortex: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: OH NO
kyuubeynokitsune: oh boy
superdude097: ZERO!!!
Rockario: @MAPBoardgames you drill a hole in it and stick it in the microwave
 DiscordianTokkan: 
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: oh no
 azninsect: zero!
 BraveOthello: @Shadowsoflife The braincell
DigitalSeahorse: 
ghyllnox: \o/
 adept_nekomancer: The lucky zero!
 kodalith: Should have let Oliver turn into a bat.
 vinewood_og: Kamikaze all
 margieargie: @Its_VeeBot Only problem is they're not in Wigan, so it wouldn't be as good as gravy
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JadedCynic: good luck, jacob
 Too_Many_Knives: Strong Zero is nice
 RockPusher: The Zero…
 MAPBoardgames: It's Coke Zero
 RassilonDND: is it strong 0?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Be strong
kyuubeynokitsune: Is that straight balsamic?
 DeM0nFiRe: Hahahaha
 RockPusher: hahahahahaha
Scarletdemon_1: Just a shot of everclear
 SnackPak_: 
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahahah
 Strebenherz: BAHAHAHA
SaxPython:   
 Its_VeeBot: Jacob Ketchum
 gualdhar: LOL
Despoiler98: haaaahahahahahah
Wrexadecimal: loooool
 TheWriterAleph: the callback!
 DiscordianTokkan: LET??
kyuubeynokitsune: lmao
 Too_Many_Knives: Boomerang joke
JadedCynic: 
ghyllnox: 
 A_Dub888: HA
 Strebenherz: THE CALLBACK
 BusTed:   
 DeM0nFiRe:   
 iris_of_ether: 
Despoiler98: the REVENGE
  amative1: "let"
JadedCynic: ooo
Pteraspidomorphi: oh no
 KaleidoscopeMind: oh no
 accountmadeforants: 
 RockPusher: there it is
 teddywhosabear: woof
 Too_Many_Knives: Oww
 Jillexie: oh dear
 RassilonDND: Shrub?
kyuubeynokitsune: rip
 Dog_of_Myth: oh nooo
 fracassio: uuuuuugghhh
JadedCynic: whew
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
  mtvcdm: Ohhhhhhh
 ButButTheJesus: ewwwwww
 TheWriterAleph: yoofa
   Anubis169: Chum bucket!
 Strebenherz: LRR MONS!!
 SymphonySolstice: horf
 public_key_reveal_party: ou
dead_delver: yummy
ghyllnox: Lmaooooo
 IanAllenBird: kmjnikomjn
 MrSarkhan: 
 samuraitiger19: Yikes
 RockPusher: I was waiting for it
 margieargie: Oh dear
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Sinuses are clear now
SaxPython: clap clap cl...
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 DiscordianTokkan: HAH
 vinewood_og: Chum chum chum!
 public_key_reveal_party: thanks for sharing/
 public_key_reveal_party: ?
JadedCynic: 
Scarletdemon_1: New quote just dropped
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BitterPiercingKangarooBabyRage-fUGgJ-YqXRiTKcE5
 TheMerricat: NGL chat, vinegar drinks are awesome.
 SymphonySolstice: oh god
 A_Dub888: that is info about Jacob I now know
 ThreeMemesInATrenchcoat: Jacb pls I almost spat out my ice cream
 RockPusher:  
KingKool2099: UGHHH
 50keyz: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/RealTrappedTroutHeyGirl-caoWw86QE8LeSUDL
 SnackPak_: extra spicy
Despoiler98: IAN
 DeM0nFiRe: ?
 MacbethSeemsSus: He's going to get seconds for hours....
 TheDevil_Risen: HAHAHA
 Serpens77: OH NO
 teddywhosabear: what
JadedCynic: IAN!!!
 RockPusher: Why Ian, WHY!
 RealGamerCow: Oh nooooo
 BraveOthello: Hurk
 Strebenherz: WHAT
kyuubeynokitsune: what?
 IanAllenBird: whyyy
JadedCynic: no
 ButButTheJesus: WHAT?!?!?!
 spethycakes: OH NO
 MAPBoardgames: TOS?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: IAN YOU MONSTER
 30teracyte: ian
 HarmonisedMelody: The energy drink?
Kumakaori: Keto ooo oh no.
 iris_of_ether:   
 KaleidoscopeMind: OH NO
ghyllnox: WHAT
 DiscordianTokkan: Mmm, yeasty
Despoiler98: OH NOOOOOO
   Anubis169: HAHAHAHAHAHA
iamn0tg00d: I do that as a cure for indigestion.
ghyllnox: WHY
  amative1: IAN EXPLAIN
 vinewood_og: Mommy no
 ContingentCat: IAN
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: what does that mean?
 Serpens77: the mother is the scoby
 Blip2004: yum vinegar sediment
 Its_VeeBot: Ian did you just poison Jacob
 Chesul: Ian, WHY?!?!?!
 adept_nekomancer: Why would you bring mom along?
 Verrain2: A scoby
tenthtechpriest: mommy? sorry, mommy?
Pteraspidomorphi: oooh
 Mollylele: ian has two goblets
 ButButTheJesus: WHAT DOES THAT MEAAANNNNNNNNNNN
 Heckhoundbolt: the mother
 BrokenGolem: the raft
 RealGamerCow: Like kombucha
 frameshifty: ware you telling me you put JENOVA in this
 CodeIndigo: oh no
 KaleidoscopeMind: the mother is the thing that does the fermentation
 Thefluffiestguineapig: im crying
 Too_Many_Knives: REUNION
 SnackPak_: o7 mother
rogerivany: Channeling Danzig.
Kumakaori: XD
 Nigouki: IAN THAT ANSWERED NOTHING
   Anubis169: oh christ it's still got the culture in there
 Tangsm: Does that mean Jacob will continue to make vinegar?
 Jobot180: Ooo mommy
JadedCynic: gut flora
shushu2539: with Ian's suit and the red lights I expect one of the shots to be blood
 NimrodXIV: Ian pls
 TheMerricat: Jacob is now Sephiroth.
 Strebenherz: IAN I HAVE MORE QUESTIONS
 Thefluffiestguineapig: my sides hurt
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahahah
 spethycakes: that doesn't sound consensual
 MAPBoardgames: That sounds like a lot of euphemisms
JadedCynic: bacteria
 blepharic: 
Despoiler98: WHAT DO YOU MEAAAAAANNN
 Sorator13: I am SO confused
 A_Dub888: is that good?
 ProcyonFlynn: #CursedHealthTips
 RockPusher: gut there
 Thefluffiestguineapig: THAT DIDN'T HELP
 ButButTheJesus: I AM CONFUS
 Fruan: It lives inside Jacob now.
 Sethalidos: ian why?
 RassilonDND: Excuse me Ian? Sephiroth is calling for his mother
 CodeIndigo: it means jacob needs the secret bathroom
Scarletdemon_1: Gut biome never been richer
   Anubis169: auto-brewery syndrome here we come
 ThreeMemesInATrenchcoat: Yep there's the spittake JACOB DAMMIT
 RurouniGeo: Jacob become Fluronic man
 margieargie: Oh good mother of vinegar...
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JadedCynic: sympathetic bacteria
 DeM0nFiRe: Ian's doing weird experiments on the crew! That's Paul's job!
kyuubeynokitsune: lmao
  amative1: "Excuse me, I need to go recharge my biome..."
 silenceaux: wow, normally that takes an entire long rest to get back!
 BusTed: 
 MacbethSeemsSus: Ian stares at vinegar bottle: hello mother
ButterBall000: We're gonna need a cup of Adam's piss
DigitalSeahorse: gave him a microflora
 50keyz: "jacob containes multitudes"
 LPS_97: There is a fauna inside Jacob
Pteraspidomorphi: Ian is starting to sound like Richter 
 djalternative: people regularly do shots is apple cider vinager
 iris_of_ether:    
 omdorastrix: SCOBY?
ghyllnox: The Mother
 Koshindan: Usually the mother is the one that holds the other life.
 A_Dub888: Is the Mother a good thing?
 vinewood_og: Don't make any plans. Just to be safe.
 RealGamerCow: @omdorastrix Yep
 RockPusher: hahahahahaha
NoTomToLose: Jenova cells
 Mollylele: classic sportsmanship 
 TheDevil_Risen: hahahaha
 Jorsh029: This man is gonna fart so good tomorrow
 hieroglyphica: It's just the thing that fermented the vinegar
 DiscordianTokkan: Hhahaahha
JadedCynic: Quote that?
 omdorastrix: Symbiotic Colonoy of Bacteria and Yeast?
Bruceski: Weird Alien sequel but okay.
 ButButTheJesus: is this a death stranding
 margieargie: @djalternative People do a lot of things they shouldn't
DigitalSeahorse: xD
 iris_of_ether: Jacob hahaha
   Anubis169: haaaaai Molly 
Scarletdemon_1: isn't also just the premise of Resident Evil, the mother gets inside you
 GasCityGaming: lmao, Jacob!
ghyllnox: 
 TheDevil_Risen: thanks for taking one for the team Jacob
 Heckhoundbolt: let Paul make his joke
 Too_Many_Knives: @NoTomToLose Reunion!
NoTomToLose: Reaction to Jenova detected
nevermore913: I love Adam
 ContingentCat: You are Jacob 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Here all you have is more questions
DigitalSeahorse:  quote Adam
NoTomToLose: This guy are sick
 Its_VeeBot: Almost got 0 again
 LPS_97: The mother, known as the earthbound in the west
 Sorator13: "Mother of vinegar is a biofilm composed of a form of cellulose, yeast, and bacteria that sometimes develops on fermenting alcoholic liquids during the process that turns alcohol into acetic acid with the help of oxygen from the air and acetic acid bacteria"
 kalira77: "sometimes bad juju is bad you-you" -- I died
 RassilonDND: The only way to win is to not play?
 teddywhosabear: quiet off-camera suffering
JadedCynic: ian, stop spinning the ball int he SAME direction as the wheel; you throw it in the OPPOSITE direction
ghyllnox: Am Jacob Ok
 SnackPak_: Adam.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @ghyllnox No
 Sorator13: ADAM
KingKool2099: @JadedCynic I was wondering...
 Koshindan: The Father
 RassilonDND: @kalira77 Someone add that to the quote database!
Scarletdemon_1: Mothers are also found on kombucha and can be used to make a form of vegan leather
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 samuraitiger19: NOOOOOOO!
 RurouniGeo: natural film
 A_Dub888: in 1832, Columbus sailed the ocean- wait
 Dog_of_Myth: 
  amative1: "natural"
kyuubeynokitsune: OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 MAPBoardgames: Fat cap?
 Strebenherz: "IT'S PERFECTLY NATURAL"
 ContingentCat: Sir
 Its_VeeBot: 
 RockPusher: hahahaha
 Kittybeanie: stop investigating!!
 TheNerdWonder: "it's perfectly natural"...so is cyanide
JadedCynic: "it's perfectly natural" - so's asbestos
 Strebenherz: OH GOD
 adept_nekomancer: That's just keeping it in.
 azninsect: 
 circusofkirkus: Adam
 margieargie: Perfectly natural, like arsenic and cyanide
 SymphonySolstice: nooope
 Strebenherz: WHAT IS THIS
MaskedBeeX: Adam it's all on You You
 ButButTheJesus: YE GODS
 50keyz: oh nooooooooooooo
  mtvcdm: That's the part with all the nutrients
 MAPBoardgames: Corn Syrup?
JadedCynic: OOOOF
Kumakaori: nuoooooooooooooo
 TheDevil_Risen: hahahaha
 BraveOthello: Unflavored gelatin?
 accountmadeforants: @Scarletdemon_1 Also F.E.A.R.
 DiscordianTokkan: Hahahahaha
kyuubeynokitsune: oh nooooooooooooooooooooooo
 margieargie: Ooooof, the worst of all of them
 Thefluffiestguineapig: IAN YOU MONSTER
 Sorator13: eep
 blepharic:  
ghyllnox: Oh god
 Thefluffiestguineapig: noooooooooooooo
 ThreeMemesInATrenchcoat: Oh the lemon cat face
DigitalSeahorse: lol
 CouldntPickAUsername: "things you can say about your drink but not your girlfriend" "there's a skin on mine"
 ContingentCat: Wow
 A_Dub888: am Adam ok?
 Too_Many_Knives: Give the man a Coke
Snowcookies: yum corn syrup
 SnackPak_: hell yeah brother
 NimrodXIV: yay sugar
 DiscordianTokkan: Tastes like Coke
 RealGamerCow: Enh, not so bad
 margieargie: Now if it was good patriotic maple syrup 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: WHY DID YOU EAT MORE
  mtvcdm: And after all that he goes back for moew
 hieroglyphica: Hoo boy
Thatwasademo: corn syrup, with none of the sucrose converted?
 vinewood_og: -1 to dexterity
 Kittybeanie: I mean it can’t be bad he’s licking his fingers
Scarletdemon_1: Pure corn syrup, American water
 MacbethSeemsSus: This would be a good interrogation method. Have to keep drinking unless you talk
JadedCynic: only if you a pile of sugar, to make it 'high-fructose corn syrup'
 Its_VeeBot: thiqquid
Risuchia: Ewww \continues licking
 TheDevil_Risen: mmm THICCQUID
 RockPusher: Thicquids everywhere
 Strebenherz: we're getting some jigsaw energy with this
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  mtvcdm: 33 weve done
 TheDevil_Risen: T A N G
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @MacbethSeemsSus They only tell you what you drank once you answer a certain number of questions
rogerivany: Thiquid is such a great word.
Thatwasademo: yeah it's only american if you mix enough fructose in to get it halfway to the fructose/sucrose ratio of table sugar
Scarletdemon_1: Imagine if one of the shots was just pure chicken stock
  mtvcdm: Gotta go wale white
 TheWriterAleph: flawless logic
  mtvcdm: pale
 50keyz: cmon calpiss
JadedCynic: ADAM!
 SnackPak_: poor Jacob
 TheDevil_Risen: nice 1
JadedCynic: 
kyuubeynokitsune: ew
 RockPusher: release!
 Kittybeanie: 
 DiscordianTokkan: braaap
 MAPBoardgames: That's just the Mother talking
DigitalSeahorse: napkin
 Sheikun07: The mother is trying to escape
 WiJohn: The mother's comin' back!
ghyllnox: The Mother craves freedom
 blepharic: 
  RikuKitsune: oh, that's...better?
Harukurochan: Lot of coconuts tonight
BFGamer: They need some nuggets
  RikuKitsune: oh no
  RikuKitsune: OH NO
Massamoto: GODDAMNIT ADAM!
Massamoto: I just relistened this week!
JP: Ian that’s just mean
Harukurochan: Hard nipples (derogatory)
Alan Baldwin: Oh my
Flushmaster Cyclonis: It's the tag line of a brand
Massamoto: It's a strain of yeast.
notthepenguins: IAN
JP: Mother is a congealed ball of hibernating lactobacillus
Massamoto: if you ate a cup of flour and some sugar, maybe.
Flushmaster Cyclonis: There's a brand that specifically advertizes it. Bragg or something IIRC
Massamoto: all it ever did was make my IBS farts burn.
JP: It’s Bragg
ShifterChaos: this is cronenberg levels of messed up
Massamoto: yeah, i used to stock that stuff.
Flushmaster Cyclonis: I used to work in a supermarket
JP: But if you make your own kombucha, vinegar, or other terminal ferments, you tend to save your mother like sourdough cultures
Flushmaster Cyclonis: @Massamoto same here
Massamoto: Yet another thing due to my IBS I cannot digest
 HarmonisedMelody: The mother is trying to escape
 adept_nekomancer: The mother is trying to escape
JadedCynic: ♫
 50keyz: oh thats totally good
kyuubeynokitsune: Oh hey that's just nice
 JuniorRoll: Get the CHUM bucket
 ButButTheJesus: yum
 samuraitiger19: Actual Drink!
 RealGamerCow: Happy Pride
 RockPusher: ♫ Yes I like Pina Coladas! ♫
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Happy Pride
 Thefluffiestguineapig: He got a good one for 
 vinewood_og: 
DigitalSeahorse: happy pride
 RockPusher: 
 Kittybeanie: 
 TheDevil_Risen: aww poor Jacob
 iris_of_ether:   
 MacbethSeemsSus: The mother's been activated
 GasCityGaming: is Jacob gonna be ok? 
Scarletdemon_1: I can't stand anything coconut, my brain just goes "You're eating skin care"
 ButButTheJesus: mother desires companionship
KeytarCat: twenty thicks
JadedCynic: cori spins the wheel correctly (in contrast to how she KNOWS Ian is going to spin the ball  )
DigitalSeahorse:   
 Kittybeanie: @Scarletdemon_1 that’s fair
 Its_VeeBot: "It's Normal" is a horrifying thing to hear
 circusofkirkus: that's the step mother
 public_key_reveal_party: it's mother 2
 Koshindan: The Grandmother
 MrPipboy3000: Stepmother
 MAPBoardgames: Don't worry, G. It's dead.
 omdorastrix: SCoBY snax
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Mother 2
JadedCynic: WOW
kyuubeynokitsune: Is it better or worse if it isn't natural?
 SnackPak_: oh yum
 Strebenherz: OH NO
 TheDevil_Risen: HAHAHA
Despoiler98:   
 Its_VeeBot: Eww
 MacbethSeemsSus: oh no
Wrexadecimal: oh no
 Dog_of_Myth: oooof
MaskedBeeX: Juice?!
   Anubis169: WOW
 Jillexie: Oh no!
 TheDevil_Risen: that face
 50keyz: wtf is that
 margieargie: Not even oil
kyuubeynokitsune: aw hell naw
 ButButTheJesus: NUUUUUUUUU
 Thefluffiestguineapig: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MWGNZ:   
 TheDevil_Risen: LETS GO
Snowcookies: ew
Kumakaori: wait green or black?
DigitalSeahorse: bweh
 DiscordianTokkan: A lot of juice
 azninsect: ewwwwww
 RockPusher: … juice?
 RurouniGeo: OLIVE JUICE YOU TOO
  Serifina: OH NO
 blepharic: "juice"?
Scarletdemon_1: That's just a nonalcoholic martinii
ghyllnox: Ughhhh
  Serifina: noooo
 ContingentCat: Oh nooooooo
KingKool2099: Not OIL, juice?
 IbunWest: Have any of these been good yet
 HarmonisedMelody: Joos?
  mtvcdm: Graham considering things
 Doc_Layzah: brine
 Arclight_Dynamo: Brine
 omdorastrix: Brine from the jar
Despoiler98: not even OIL?
 SymphonySolstice: 
JadedCynic: bravo, Graham - brave of you!
 adept_nekomancer: Why would you juice those?
 RassilonDND: its always graham and olives!
 IanAllenBird: ohhhh
KingKool2099: OH, the brine
 Fruan: I drink this voluntarily
Pteraspidomorphi: I'm southern european and what's olive juice?
ImmortalLen: Olive wet
 GrassVortex: NO
 IanAllenBird: not oil
 Too_Many_Knives: Martini Dirt
DoodlestheGreat: 
 RockPusher: """juice"""
johnnylongtorso: the dirtiest martini
 dm818: I like to drink olive brine
 SnackPak_: brine is good
Thatwasademo: so not juice
 teddywhosabear: lmao
 margieargie: It has a lot of... experience I assume
offbeatwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AbstruseAliveGorillaPastaThat-mV3j2C2PGY0HGwam
 TheDevil_Risen: #DonkeyBits
 TheDevil_Risen: 
  amative1: Remind me again, what does Graham think about drinking brine?
 Molladia: Somebody needs to put in time to re-colour the wheel spots and colour the cups instead of numbers.
DoodlestheGreat: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: #badwets
 Its_VeeBot: The Father
 AugmentingPath: Jacob ft. The Mother
 MacbethSeemsSus: hello mother
 WiJohn: Jacob, or the mother as he's no known
 Doc_Layzah: The mother will defeat whatever he has to drink
 TheDevil_Risen: Is she single?
Scarletdemon_1: Jacob is Mother
The_Ninjurai: Jacob will have a face jump out of his stomach at the end of the live
NoTomToLose: Mother knows best
 CodeIndigo: i'm scared of the gray liquid
 Mollylele: cori can hold her mother better
  mtvcdm: That's the virgin part
JadedCynic: @Scarletdemon_1 no Jacob HAS The Mother
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mollylele Cori's been acclimiated to it since she lives with Ian
 SymphonySolstice: nah
 SnackPak_: ewww
 Nigouki: NOOOOOOOOOO
 Its_VeeBot: EEEEUGH
kyuubeynokitsune: awwwwwwwwwww
JadedCynic: oof
 Dog_of_Myth: ewwwww
 Jillexie: noooooooo
Kumakaori: noooooooooooo
 Thefluffiestguineapig: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 azninsect: oh nooooooooo
 DiscordianTokkan: I was THINKING Canola
 iris_of_ether: Oh no
ghyllnox: WHY
  mtvcdm: Ohhhhhhh
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: oh no
Wrexadecimal: D:
Despoiler98: NOOOOOOOOOO
 50keyz: groooooooss
DigitalSeahorse: ewwwwwwww
Snowcookies: why....
Scarletdemon_1: The mouth feel of that
 AugmentingPath: well, at least it's low acidity
 bsudo: Noooiiooo
 margieargie: It's uh... Canadian?
 adept_nekomancer: Why does Cori keep getting oils?
Alex_Frostfire: Drinking ingredients.
 ButButTheJesus: whyyyyyy
Lysander_salamander: hello everyone
 RockPusher: so we could have oiled the wheel
  Serifina: Oh Cori don't go anywhere without a restroom for the next day... 
 RealGamerCow: Lubricated Cori
dead_delver: coats your mouth.
  mtvcdm: Cori has regrets
 Too_Many_Knives: Greased all the way down
JadedCynic: cori's not having good luck
 iris_of_ether: Cancon
Bionull: Lotta calories
DoodlestheGreat: 
DigitalSeahorse: that'll be unpleasant later
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 MacbethSeemsSus: Lubricated
 samuraitiger19: PAUL IT'S ALL OIL!
 Fruan: It means you're immune to the next one.
ghyllnox: Your intestines will sure have an oily coating
 Jorsh029: Can't have a fat cap because it's all fat 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Some people will have unpleasant bathroom experiences later
  mtvcdm: !addquote (Cori) [now] I have an oily coating now!
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 DiscordianTokkan: Yes!
dead_delver: that one will cause next day shits.
Scarletdemon_1: I have a bottle of BLK water beside me, all I can think about is how they'd react to a shot of it
DigitalSeahorse: lrrGARBO lrrGARBO
 HarmonisedMelody: The dad who stepped up
 Sorator13: jacob???
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @dead_delver Depending on your GI system possibly late night shits
 WiJohn: The father
 CodeIndigo: it's vile
 Thefluffiestguineapig: BAD
PinoGraham: cough syrup
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Hello father
 50keyz: niiiiice
 SnackPak_: ayyy
Wrexadecimal: yeeeee
 iris_of_ether: Oooh
 SymphonySolstice: yeah ok
 Dog_of_Myth: nice
 HarmonisedMelody: Maple!
 Sorator13: pop pop, fizz fizz, oh what do you think it is?
 margieargie: Oooh, also Canadian
 MacbethSeemsSus: Nice
 HarmonisedMelody: Mappel
ghyllnox: Ooooh
JadedCynic: sweeeeeeeeeet 
  mtvcdm: Jacob wins!
 Doc_Layzah: as long as it's not still alive
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh, ok
DigitalSeahorse: mmmmmmmmm
 DiscordianTokkan: Citizenship!
kyuubeynokitsune: It's bad in too much
 ButButTheJesus: hm
Scarletdemon_1: Can't get more canadian
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Very sweet
 RockPusher: that's a lit in one hit
 AugmentingPath: the only Canadian test that matters
 Tangsm: That should feed the mother well
Alex_Frostfire: Maple syrup can be rather strong.
 azninsect: oooh
DigitalSeahorse: Barrel Aged
 TheWriterAleph: ooo caaaanadaaaa
 MAPBoardgames: Tastes like Canada.
 azninsect: aged
 Thefluffiestguineapig: OH
Thatwasademo: a bit of rough sequencing there
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It's mixing
 vinewood_og: Hazing!
Kumakaori: ohno oXD;
 Fruan: Tree blood! Jacob is a tree vampire now.
  Serifina: I'd hate that because I think maple syrup is terrible (which is why I can't be canadian)
 adept_nekomancer: The Canadian mother
 Arclight_Dynamo: So... maple syrup is sugar. Mother turns sugar into vinegar. Good luck Jacob.
Thatwasademo: it could have been enjoyable if it wasn't for the vinegar
  mtvcdm: Ohhhhhh, with the vinegar
 MacbethSeemsSus: You have angered the mother
ghyllnox: The Mother has been fed
DigitalSeahorse: oh the sugar that the mother loves
Kumakaori: XD
 public_key_reveal_party: jacob's become a biology lab
KingKool2099: oh oh
 CodeIndigo: oh NO
JadedCynic: OH WAIT
 RealGamerCow: Honestly, maple syrup and apple cider vinegar together is good
 margieargie: Have fun!
 betweenmyself: No!  The Maple Syrup will only make Mother STRONGER!
 SnackPak_: phew
 Thefluffiestguineapig: OH NO
 TheDevil_Risen: Jacob's Brewing!
DigitalSeahorse: oh no
kyuubeynokitsune: oh dear
Despoiler98: JACOB IS FERMENTING
 TheDevil_Risen: ACTIVELY BREWING
 azninsect: just burp lots
 Doc_Layzah: Jacob's making IPA
 HarmonisedMelody: Mother loves the sugar
JadedCynic: Jacob's gonna be peeing vinegar for a while
 vinewood_og: Self propelled
dead_delver: 
Scarletdemon_1: Jacob now has auto-brewery syndrome
Kumakaori: please go have some calcium bicarbonate Jaccob XD;.
 NimrodXIV: Mother is fed
Lysander_salamander: It's been a while since I saw that movie
VinylMinty: Jacob gonna be drunkish
 Too_Many_Knives: It digests alcohol into acid
 HarmonisedMelody: Live Laugh Love
 ButButTheJesus: aaaahahahaha!
 Aarek: @Scarletdemon_1 I was about to say that
 BITs19_: is he gonna auto-ferment???
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Jacob's IBS is miserable now
 MacbethSeemsSus: @Scarletdemon_1 But only vinegar
 Jorsh029: Jacob "big toots" Burgess, they call him
 Its_VeeBot: Roll that beautiful wheel footage
JadedCynic: I like the villain persona for ian; pity we left it until late
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: You can certainly roll a wheel
 ButButTheJesus: @Its_VeeBot you can trust me, J
 Kittybeanie: take some antacids quick??
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 SnackPak_:  piss
 Its_VeeBot: Piss mug piss mug
kyuubeynokitsune: lmao
 DeM0nFiRe: 
ghyllnox: Happy Pride!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Matt chooses piss
 Too_Many_Knives: !findquote piss
  LRRbot: Quote #2082: "I should probably, like, sleep, and eat, and piss." —Alex [2016-03-11]
 SymphonySolstice: piss 👍
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahahah
JadedCynic: OOOFD
 RockPusher: hahahahaha
  mtvcdm: Big talk
 Sorator13: incredible
 margieargie: Ooooh, tasty
 HarmonisedMelody: Pickle!
 DiscordianTokkan: make way for PISS
Despoiler98: Lets go Adam
 azninsect: nice
 spethycakes: yummm
kyuubeynokitsune: He doubled up on it?
 blepharic: 
 adept_nekomancer: (he did not love piss)
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Adam snap identification
Scarletdemon_1: Whiskey-free pickle-back
 Arclight_Dynamo: Dill or gherkin?
DigitalSeahorse: xD
 ButButTheJesus: piss!
 BITs19_: !quote 999
  LRRbot: Quote #999: "Are those all her heads?" —Alex [2015-10-30]
fnoggchamp: 
DigitalSeahorse: 
BFGamer: Were all the Wets gonna expire and this was the solution?
ShifterChaos: today you are the Drys and is time to get your Wets
thundercat2000ca: oh no
Melissa Jones: no leg cramps for Graham
Massamoto: if it's olives stuffed with blue cheese, that brine tastes like ASS.
ShifterChaos: oh good ol Canadian Oil
thundercat2000ca: heyo
Massamoto: I didn't know it was called that outside the US.
Wolf Leopard: Well, that might help if there are future rounds
thundercat2000ca: sweet
Massamoto: I put that on all my waffles!
Harukurochan: Oh no, bad combo
JP: If Jacob jumps around and sits for a month, he’ll produce some pretty crappy mead
Massamoto: my mom always said Apple cider vinegar and maple syrup cured and upset stomach.
ShifterChaos: PISS
ShifterChaos: tanked that damage
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Wasn't the piss mug inspired by an Adam quote
 WriterRaven: It was a pisstery.
 Kittybeanie: yeah the not knowing is tough
 CouldntPickAUsername: Paul should have typed 'Piss' on the screen there
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I love a nice piss
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The "I want a cup of that guy's piss" quote
KingKool2099: Thank goodness Graham didn't get that one
  Serifina: @WriterRaven Boooo
 WriterRaven: @Serifina cackle cackle
  Serifina: Don't you cackle atme
DigitalSeahorse: nien
 WriterRaven: >=3
  Serifina: Don't make faces at me either!
  mtvcdm: Uh oh
 SnackPak_: 
 Fruan: One of those dark ones has to be soy sauce
 samuraitiger19: oh no
 Thefluffiestguineapig: OH NO
 spethycakes: well
 circusofkirkus: tested??
 Kittybeanie: heck
 Too_Many_Knives: KEK
 MacbethSeemsSus: uh oh
kyuubeynokitsune: OH NO
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 IanAllenBird: oh no
 LPS_97: prob alcoholic
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 DeM0nFiRe: Hahahaha
 UnknownFriday: Straight Everclear.
 azninsect: hahahahaha
 MAPBoardgames: it escaped
 50keyz: 
 Nigouki: oh, it's the only THe Dose Makes The Poison one
 iris_of_ether:   
 bamojam: 
 blepharic: 
 RockPusher:  
 Shadwhawk: That simultaneous look to camera was perfect
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I am experiencing fear
Risuchia: HAHAHAHAHA
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 adept_nekomancer: A test was technically done
Scarletdemon_1: You do a shot of whiskey and chase it with a shot of pickle brine, that is a pickle-back
 blepharic: 
nevermore913: This is concerning
 Heckhoundbolt: clip time
  Serifina: Matt makes some of the best faces
 azninsect: oh!
 HarmonisedMelody: Oooh
 SymphonySolstice: NO
 azninsect: oh.
 Its_VeeBot: Oh no
 samuraitiger19: okay not bad
Lysander_salamander: ouch
DigitalSeahorse: happy pride
 TheWriterAleph: ooooh
 SnackPak_: what a twist
kyuubeynokitsune: Oh you monster
 Kittybeanie: huh
 IanAllenBird: : (
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You are such a monster
 SymphonySolstice: nonononono
 DiscordianTokkan: Concentrate.
Alex_Frostfire: Horrible...
 ButButTheJesus: yeesh
 spethycakes: Happy Pride!
 MacbethSeemsSus: happy pride
 50keyz: happy pride?
 RockPusher: 
 TheWriterAleph: 
 Fruan: Happy Pride?
 Dog_of_Myth: IAN
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DoubtfulRelievedRavenThunBeast-2vvfnF57-i9PX4t7
 Too_Many_Knives: Check your medications
Lysander_salamander: ew
 lamina5432: like mio I guess
Scarletdemon_1: So, it's the goo you put in like a soda stream or something
kyuubeynokitsune: lmao Cori
 DiscordianTokkan: lmao
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Happy Pride
ghyllnox: Happy Pride!
 RockPusher:  
 Its_VeeBot: Unhappy pride, apparently
 ButButTheJesus: Cori 
 iris_of_ether:    
 SnackPak_:   
 adept_nekomancer: This saddens the Matt
fnoggchamp: 
 NimrodXIV: Happy Pride
 airylan: happy pride
 BITs19_: happy Pride!
 DeM0nFiRe: Happy pride?
 OldUncleDan: That sounds pretty good.  I do like the Soda Stream Pink Grapefruit concentrate as well.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Happy Pride
 GasCityGaming: happy pride!
SaxPython: 
 GrassVortex: Happy Pride!
 vinewood_og: 
 Shadowsoflife: 
 MAPBoardgames: Matt thought he was safe because Ian had tested it. The fool!
kyuubeynokitsune: Happy...something, anyway
 teddywhosabear: happy pride 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: There's a quote
Lysander_salamander: ha ha ha ha ha
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 Kittybeanie: I miss grapefruit juice
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 LPS_97: swallowers are winners as they say (nobody says that)
 Diabore: fish sauce fish sauce!
  ritchards: Ian shuold get the last one
Scarletdemon_1: One's gotta be just pure soy sauce
Lysander_salamander: oyster sauce?
 RockPusher: Soy?
 SymphonySolstice: basalmic vinegar lets go
 MAPBoardgames: Soy Sauce?
KingKool2099: WHAT?
 HarmonisedMelody: WHAT!?
 teddywhosabear: just increased quiet burping
 bsudo: Wat
ImmortalLen: A wat
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: WHAT
 teddywhosabear: EXCUSE ME
  Juliamon: ooh!
VinylMinty: WHAT
  mtvcdm: I don't even know that name
Desdae: Jacobs burps are so funny 😂
 betweenmyself: Won’t you let Mother inside you? 
kyuubeynokitsune: wat
 Thefluffiestguineapig: oh
 Thefluffiestguineapig: oh no
KingKool2099: WHAT DID THAT SAY
 MacbethSeemsSus: Did I read that right
shushu2539: eyelash juice
ghyllnox: The periodic exhalations are quite entertaining
Scarletdemon_1: Excuse me? Wat?
 BraveOthello: I should call her ...
FlyboyZeb: The burping is wild
 blepharic: 
 Koshindan: What
 adept_nekomancer: I can't have read that correctly
fnoggchamp: uuuh'
 Its_VeeBot: What?
 IanAllenBird: now what is that
 azninsect: uniwhat
 HarmonisedMelody: WHAT!?!?
 ButButTheJesus: wut
 spethycakes: that name?
 CodeIndigo: uniWHAT
 DiscordianTokkan: uni what not
SquidVorb: ???
dead_delver: uni-what?
 margieargie: The WHAT
 Fruan: This barista cums HOW many times?
 Kittybeanie: who?
fnoggchamp: the barista only comes once?
VinylMinty: oh its Coffe Liquer
rogerivany: I'm so listening to Danzig after this stream
 vinewood_og: Omnicum
 TheWriterAleph: "i KNOW that taste"
ImmortalLen: Happy pride
 teddywhosabear: happy pride
 ButButTheJesus: the wut
Basic_Human_Decency: unicum
 Its_VeeBot: h... happy pride?
  Serifina: Oh dear sweet no
ghyllnox: Speaking of swallowing
 NimrodXIV: ooooh
 JuniorRoll: Phrasing!
 thasmiel: 50
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Graham is seeing through time
 MAPBoardgames: Tastes like hipster.
 TheMerricat: "Unicum Barista offers an innovative take on the traditional pairing of herb liqueur and coffee, merging the iconic Unicum with the rich, aromatic flavours "
JadedCynic: oh, a liqueur, and coffee flavored
 spethycakes: finishing the unicum
 goombalax: ALL GLORY TO THE UNICUM
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 Dog_of_Myth: hahhaha
 SnackPak_:   
 TheDevil_Risen: hahahah
 CodeIndigo: so this is why beej isn't participating
 vinewood_og: There it is!
kyuubeynokitsune: pfft
 50keyz: "oh good its the unicum" 
JadedCynic: :#
 RockPusher:   
 bytecaster: the word originates frome unique
 ThreeMemesInATrenchcoat: Unicu but it's Ranch
radioshackraider: Did you milk Serge for that last shot?
 Serpens77: zing
JadedCynic: 
FlyboyZeb subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 71 months!
 MacbethSeemsSus: I've had Unicum, I can't imagine a coffee version
 RurouniGeo: Lmaooo
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 Shadwhawk: "Unicum is a a Hungarian herbal liqueur"
 samuraitiger19: Hungarian Liquer
VinylMinty: https://www.hungariangoods.com.au/unicum/305-unicum-coffee-arabica-barista-by-zwack-herb-liqueur-500ml.html <--- the drink in question
 Strebenherz: flashing unicum on the screen for a split second earlier was peak making the chat go "wait WHAT"
 MrPipboy3000: Unicum is the Transformer that turns into a vibrator
Scarletdemon_1: Oh cool, I'm Hungarian!
Basic_Human_Decency: hungry for unicum?
 DiscordianTokkan: yesssss
 Its_VeeBot: Herb's Unicum
 MacbethSeemsSus: Herbert version
 azninsect: thank bus
kyuubeynokitsune: Oh no you do not want to be comparing things to AftersausageTM
JadedCynic: maybe 3rd time's a charm for cori?
 CodeIndigo: poor jacob
 CouldntPickAUsername: Herbsion
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BloodySavageSageDatSheffy-X4TYdnIGuuxXDjcB
 LPS_97: last one, Ian has to take it
 Mattmitchell45: Unicum by ZWACK
 Its_VeeBot: The loneliest drink
 samuraitiger19: NOT THE GRAY!
 TheDevil_Risen: i like that
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Chekhov's Liqueur's
 spethycakes: hoping for good luck for Cori on this
 TheDevil_Risen: UniCum and Done 
Scarletdemon_1: My family usually went for palinka rather than unicum
 samuraitiger19: Oh not the gray yet
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You are leaving the grey??????
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Legs??????????????
DoodlestheGreat: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/PeacefulArtsyIguanaCharlieBitMe-J6WnvNUmbK1OBRIf
  mtvcdm: Getaway sticks!
 CodeIndigo: please let the gray be last
 HarmonisedMelody: What does having legs mean in a drink context?
 SymphonySolstice: nooooope
 50keyz: oh man
 RockPusher: There it is
 samuraitiger19: NOOOOOOOO!!!!
 azninsect: oh noooo
 Nigouki: fuuuuuuuuuuuuu
 margieargie: Sounds good
 SnackPak_: oofa
Scarletdemon_1: there it is
kyuubeynokitsune: aw hell naw
 50keyz: someone called it
 Thefluffiestguineapig: There is is
  Serifina: Theeeeeere it is
 Its_VeeBot: There we go
 ButButTheJesus: ewwwwwwwwwww
 NimrodXIV: 
 TheWriterAleph: num num
JadedCynic: I guess not 
 iris_of_ether:   
 RockPusher: One of them had to be
 spethycakes: 
 Jillexie: NaCl
 vinewood_og: Stomach Stirfry
Despoiler98:     
  amative1: many salt
Lysander_salamander: ick
 TheAinMAP:   
 adept_nekomancer: Cori did not have good luck here
DigitalSeahorse: oil and soy
DigitalSeahorse: bweh
Scarletdemon_1: @vinewood_og Good band name
 Kittybeanie: that would be the easiest for me
 HarmonisedMelody: Well!
Lysander_salamander: eugh
zarbit: ooh, wash that down with a cup of rice
 SymphonySolstice: cori is actively being preserved
 DiscordianTokkan: Need to use the Coconut Sauce Alternative next time
 Its_VeeBot: Ian's sleeping on the couch tonight
radioshackraider: So Ian just didn't want to put anything nice in the wheel, did he?
 LPS_97: the belch scale is logarithmic
DigitalSeahorse: lrrGARBO lrrGARBO lrrGARBO
LadyAtarka subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 90 months!
 LadyAtarka: So. Many. Months.
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 teddywhosabear: it's a hell of a show to watch with headphones
 accountmadeforants: @radioshackraider There was a Pina Colada in there
 Fruan: @radioshackraider There was Pina Colada!
 Kittybeanie: @radioshackraider the pina colada
Despoiler98: HAHAHAH
JadedCynic: @radioshackraider I mean pina colada was on there
 DaFhaye: No the Unicum had the protein
 gsyhiap: A Greek chorus of belching
Despoiler98: SAVAGE
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh
  mtvcdm: Adam knows what he wants
 samuraitiger19: ADAM WILLINGLY CHOSE THE GREY!!!
 CodeIndigo: good foley for burps and blows
kyuubeynokitsune: Do em at the same time
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Adam wants the funniest bit
 MacbethSeemsSus: What is Jacob feeding the mother?
 margieargie: "Interesting" is a dangerous word in this context
Despoiler98: Lets go Adam
 MAPBoardgames: "Interesting"
Creature_Comforts: I'm betting the gray will be totally fine
 voren_chalco: Interesting, he syas, as if the others have been normal
Massamoto: I drink pickle juice before leg day
thundercat2000ca: oh..
  SmithKurosaki: IAN!
Massamoto: Congratulations, you just nullified your antidepressants!
BFGamer: LRR OF when?
Massamoto: I love Unicum!
thundercat2000ca: oh no....
BFGamer: Cori is 2 for 2
 Tangsm: Will this be the shot that defeats the mother?
 Arclight_Dynamo: "The third ingredient required to make the mother grow"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Creature_Comforts I have a feeling so is Adam
 JuniorRoll: Yea and - poor Jacob
 blepharic: 
Scarletdemon_1: the grey just being water with food dye would be funny
 Its_VeeBot: LMAO
 NimrodXIV: ha
Wrexadecimal: LOOOL
 SymphonySolstice: 
 iris_of_ether: Hahahaha
 Thefluffiestguineapig: NOOOOOOOOOO
 HarmonisedMelody: Manichewitz?
Despoiler98: OH HOW APPROPRIATE
 TheWriterAleph: hahahaa 
 MacbethSeemsSus: Haha
 SnackPak_:    
 CodeIndigo: pfft
 MrTheWalrus: ha
 spethycakes: hahahahah
  mtvcdm: Nice
 Dog_of_Myth: YES
ghyllnox: 
Despoiler98: HAHAHAHAH
JadedCynic: 👍
kyuubeynokitsune: nice
 RockPusher:   
 ButButTheJesus: what ARE these WORDS
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Adam is dead
Despoiler98: Jacob Wins
 azninsect: is...is that good?
NoTomToLose: tell us only the good things you remember about... your mother
 TheDevil_Risen: Lokheim!
 SnackPak_: Jacob got a good one!
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Jacob wins
Despoiler98:     
 Sorator13: (what is that?)
DigitalSeahorse: 
Scarletdemon_1: That's apropos
 RassilonDND: OH
 azninsect: hahahahahahha
johnnylongtorso: it's a kosher wine
 NimrodXIV: augh
   Anubis169: HAHAHAHA
 CodeIndigo: so the mother and the syrup is just pregamOH GOD
 Arclight_Dynamo: Oh, delicious.
 50keyz: CLAM JUICE
MWGNZ:   
 Strebenherz: NECTAR?!
 RockPusher: """Nectar"""
 Dog_of_Myth: OH NOO
kyuubeynokitsune: NOPE
Despoiler98: NECTAR?!?!?!?!?!
 margieargie: "won"
 Fruan: NECTAR?!
 Strebenherz: WHAT?!
superdude097: 
 ButButTheJesus: NOOOOOOOOOOO
fnoggchamp: 
Lysander_salamander: oh no
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 saucemaster5000: god no
 Sorator13: Uhhhhh
 MacbethSeemsSus: Nectar of the clam
 TheDevil_Risen: WRECKED!
 HarmonisedMelody: "Nectar"?
JadedCynic: clamato minus the tomato
 LadyAtarka: Ew
 blepharic:  
 RassilonDND: IAN, the misdirect...
Snowcookies: wow
Lysander_salamander: oh noooo
  Serifina: NO
 tajessa: Oh jeebus
 MAPBoardgames: The nectar of the gods!
 DiscordianTokkan: Not a Euphemism
 Strebenherz: LOL THE CLAPBACK
Despoiler98: HAHAHAHAHAH
DigitalSeahorse:   
 WriterRaven: Get absolutely GOT, Savidan.
 GrassVortex:  
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahhaha
 HarmonisedMelody: Like Apricot Nectar?
  mtvcdm: Adam won!
SaxPython:   
 Sheikun07: The hubris!
 SnackPak_: "nectar"
ghyllnox: 
 Heckhoundbolt: the well timed reveal
 SymphonySolstice: 
JadedCynic: 
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Adam lost
 tajessa: Jacob from the ropes!
  Serifina: Hmmm... Maybe I should make my clam spaghetti....
 TheDevil_Risen: WORTH
 50keyz: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm dying, laughing so hard
ghyllnox: NECTAR???
radioshackraider: Jacob finally admitted the  truth
 HarmonisedMelody: Clam Juice sounds better??
 niccus: rhymes with fun
 Twilight_Spark: Clam nectar is what they're calling it kids these days?
Basic_Human_Decency: straight from the clussy
Omnipotrevor: It's called clam juice here
 Fruan: Clam Extract
 vinewood_og: Clamilko
 margieargie: Clam extract
 Its_VeeBot: I love how Jacob of all people got the Manichewitz
 betweenmyself: Clam Essence? 
 LostThePirate: It me - I'm the allergic to shellfish one
 RockPusher:  
 ThreeMemesInATrenchcoat: Happy pride again probably
ButterBall000: Wasn't this a crapshot already?
nevermore913: Ew
 spethycakes: Clam Extract
 GasCityGaming: Jon Stamonos
Lysander_salamander: clams are odd
 TheDevil_Risen: hahahaha
   Anubis169: 
Alex_Frostfire: I know those terms from plants...
SaxPython: Ecks v Sever?
kyuubeynokitsune: he he
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 Dog_of_Myth:  
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 NimrodXIV: lmao
Scarletdemon_1: For those unfamiliar: manischewitz is a brand of Kosher wine
JadedCynic: Ian, you do know Clams are ANIMALS and NOT plants, right?
 RockPusher: 
 TheDevil_Risen: awww revenge is best served cold 
Lithobraker: Nectar is soooo much worse than juice
DigitalSeahorse: clams are flowers?
 IanAllenBird: kmjnikmnhuik
 DeM0nFiRe: Hahahaha
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Adam did the comedy bit and got got so hard
   Anubis169: THANK YOU
 RockPusher:    
ButterBall000: Icks V Clam Nectar
 accountmadeforants: 
 Mattmitchell45:   
 adept_nekomancer: Adam's been clammed
Lysander_salamander: thanks?
   Anubis169: 
 Dog_of_Myth:    
SaxPython: Clap Clap Clap
 62MGcobra: this weeks?
 RockPusher:    
 TheDevil_Risen: Thank YOU 
 RealGamerCow: Perfect no notes
 azninsect: 
 spethycakes: infliquids
 MAPBoardgames: Mwhahahaha!
 GrassVortex: 
 lamina5432: good show
Despoiler98:          
 SymphonySolstice: amazing finish
   Anubis169: !patreon
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  Serifina: INFLICT IS RIGHT
Riandisa: Thank you for the show!
 ThreeMemesInATrenchcoat: That is the absolute best way this could have ended
 ButButTheJesus: i have concerm
 spethycakes: 
 Kittybeanie:   
 iris_of_ether: 
Bionull: @Scarletdemon_1 For those unfamiliar: clams are not Kosher
 Sorator13: thank you, friends!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
DigitalSeahorse: I just realized how little I know about clams
 Jobot180: Bravo, crew
 50keyz: 100
 lamina5432:    
 Shadowsoflife:    
Despoiler98:         Bravo
 MacbethSeemsSus: Jacob if the mother starts speaking to you see a doctor
 The_Color_Twelve: Clammin the Savidan
 serramarkov: 
 50keyz: 
 tajessa:   
nevermore913:   
  mtvcdm: hello
 Jorsh029: Inflict-uids, even
 kodalith: Great show
  amative1: and james on the pre-rec
Scarletdemon_1: @Bionull Neither is anything containing both meat and dairy in the same dish
kyuubeynokitsune: good times
   Anubis169: 
 Kittybeanie: goodnight!
 BusTed: 
 azninsect: this
   Anubis169: Now it's time for the sub welcomeninginging
circusofkirkus subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 85 months!
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DigitalSeahorse:    happy pride
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: That was so good
Basic_Human_Decency: happy pride~
rosesmcgee subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 60 months!
 Sheikun07: "And by this, I mean-" [belch]
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 RealGamerCow: Jacob is suffering
 bytecaster: How is mother doing?
   Anubis169: !next
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Despoiler98:       HAPPY PRIDE
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 SnackPak_: well done James
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 ButButTheJesus: HA
 RockPusher: James memed good
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DigitalSeahorse: 
 DiscordianTokkan: lol
 azninsect: incredible
 vinewood_og: It's an older meme, sir. But it checks out.
Scarletdemon_1: What's funny is that there's an inverted version, there's a meme where a woman is holding a pigeon and asks if its a butterfly
 loufghyslaufey: Oh, tomorrow's roundup, gotchu
  mtvcdm: Heather has no problem kicking him out
SaxPython:   
 accountmadeforants: Expedition 3 Hours
 Dog_of_Myth: oooo nice
 HarmonisedMelody: Oooh, 6am Australia time tomorrow!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh man, my sides hurt so bad from laughing
 teddywhosabear: I would love LRR to do another pseudo-heritage minute
 Mazrae: am Jacob okay?
 TheAinMAP: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: an uncursed pancake.
 WriterRaven: jarkbarks! =D
 CodeIndigo: time to jack it with the crew
 Gekyouryuu: Not an expansion, it's Shadowverse 2
 lamina5432: I feel like the anime round up was moved so beej forces it to end in 3 hours
 swordfishspyke: box some jacks!
 MAPBoardgames: JAK BAX
 ButButTheJesus: it  him
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Maybe we will get Nelson for his first Jackbox finally
 HarmonisedMelody: Love that Jacob wears his N7 set regularly 
 IanAllenBird: lmaoo
 azninsect: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 SnackPak_: sure bud
 shendaras: 
 Strebenherz: that's part of the charm adam
super_ashura: Someone get that man some charcoal!
Scarletdemon_1: the pre-game podcast
 MAPBoardgames: It's usually 45 min anyways
 vinewood_og: You need room for all the flashbacks!
JadedCynic: And it's the LAST of us, remember 
  Juliamon: Amanda 3!!
 margieargie: You spend an hour talking before playing 
 RockPusher: 
 Strebenherz: Look adam, you and ben talking is infinitely more entertaining than the game
rogerivany: It ends when every one dies.
 TheDevil_Risen: hahahaha
 Veshnikard: It's such a long game
 Saintnex: it’s bc you spend 45 mins talking 
 HarmonisedMelody: Hurry up ADAM! 
 Mattmitchell45: Chop chop
 MacbethSeemsSus: Your behind spoops quota
 LPS_97: Amanda is waiting, Adam
 TheDevil_Risen: awww Jacob
 CodeIndigo: more garbage day?! WOW
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Extra W+P!!!!
 SnackPak_: 
 SymphonySolstice: yssssss
DigitalSeahorse: lrrBartleby lrrBartleby lrrBartleby
 Too_Many_Knives: That was legitimately riveting
 TheAinMAP: 
 TheDevil_Risen: lies of Penquin
 azninsect: oh.
  mtvcdm: lies of penguin
 ButButTheJesus: pangwang
 TheDevil_Risen: Lets GO
 HarmonisedMelody: Nah, Adam should take as much time as he wants, it's just fun hanging out 
JadedCynic: Graham said what he said
 vinewood_og: Penguin! It slaps.
 accountmadeforants: Lies of Penguin was fantastic
  mtvcdm: no
 bytecaster: bonice bonice
 SymphonySolstice: lies of penguin unironically good
   Anubis169: LOL
 Chesul: Lies of Penguin is surprisingly good.
 RockPusher: 
DigitalSeahorse: it slaps
 public_key_reveal_party: Lies of P-enguin
 Dog_of_Myth: hahhaha
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 ThorSokar: Penguin game LEGIT fucks
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 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Graham
  SmithKurosaki: nice
ShifterChaos: the worst kind of nectar
thundercat2000ca: wamy
Steven Stinson: Manashevitz knows where his head is
Massamoto: I'm so glad I could never drink that.
JP: That name is a crime
Massamoto: it looked like dishwater and from his reaction it seems it tasted no better.
OmegablueWolf: the naval construction Battalions harvest clam nectar ?
Flushmaster Cyclonis: I know they market stuff as "clam sauce"
ShifterChaos: its been a good live
JP: I’ve also seen ‘clam water’
Melissa Jones: Thanks y'all!
Waves of Babies: thank you for having me, it was great to be here
  Joe Mitchell: Ty for the live!
Flushmaster Cyclonis: Good show!
Foud the Troll: Yay, first time complete live show
Harukurochan: Excellent image choice
Harukurochan: This was an excellent Live, I’m glad I watched it.
Massamoto: This was supposed to be my year being the year of the snake, and with this Live I can say it finally felt like it.
Foud the Troll: Excellent show, glad i watched
  mtvcdm: Whatever you just said Ian, no
 TheNerdWonder: oh, THAT ANIME
 Saintnex: NO
Scarletdemon_1: Noot?...noot...
DoodlestheGreat: MORE PENGUINS! YAY!
 The_Color_Twelve: that's a sentence
   Anubis169: 
 ButButTheJesus: can we get that quoted for Graham
 LPS_97: I mean, there's a ninja in it
shushu2539: penguin fighting ninjas at a colosseum to rescue a penguin princess?
 onetrueseth: Gottem
 margieargie: Lies of Penguin is the best soulslike of the past several years
 vinewood_og: Points to Adam!
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DigitalSeahorse: no
Basic_Human_Decency: made in abyss is about children, for children
   Anubis169: it's so good
 TheDevil_Risen:   
MaskedBeeX: A Castle of Combos
 SnackPak_: rad
 A_Dub888: wait, that hentai I watched was for children!?
 TheDevil_Risen: It RIPS~! If you love it, let it GOOO
ArcLightningCanuck: Castle Combo is great!
Despoiler98: Jacob is literally brewing
 CrossXhunteR: canlander woooo
 LPS_97: Jacob slowly dying
 swordfishspyke: Jacob neeeds som gas x
Scarletdemon_1: LRR is crowd-sourcing game ideas
   Anubis169: !socials
 MAPBoardgames: Wake me for Beejlander
 TheDevil_Risen: *hugs* Jacob 
 vinewood_og: Jacob needs an exorcist
DigitalSeahorse: @A_Dub888  nope
   Anubis169: !mastodon
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Despoiler98: Jacob needs a new vent installed asap
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Bionull: I don't think it's slowly
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 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Get mother out of Jacob
 betweenmyself: Mother makes her presence known. 
   Anubis169: ^ all o dat
 MAPBoardgames: @TheDevil_Risen Careful, he's full.
 stippledotter: Jacob Burgeons
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DoodlestheGreat: I'll be at AX from Thurs-Sat.
 Fruan: I'm in
 swordfishspyke: Gas-x and a ginger ale
 Mattmitchell45: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1407273/  Penguin's Memory: Shiawase Monogatari (1985)
SaxPython: I do really enjoy the week look ahead post
 farley_f: thank you James for that
 TheAinMAP: 
 TheDevil_Risen: @MAPBoardgames yeah
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 Jobot180: Jacob is going to pop like a balloon later
 Blip2004: live yeast will do that
 adept_nekomancer: 
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DigitalSeahorse: they do put porn on the bottom rack in Japan though cause culture
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 TheNerdWonder: burps ARE one of the body's emergency release vale!
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 TheNerdWonder: *valves
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  amative1:     
 Sheikun07: My name is apparently Sheik now, Adam has spoken
 HarmonisedMelody: Sheik Un07
Despoiler98: lo    @amative1 136 months thats CRAZY
 RockPusher: that's so many cats
   Anubis169: the clam still doing its work
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 RockPusher: nice
 DeM0nFiRe: nice
 Dog_of_Myth: Nice
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @RockPusher We are always looking for more
  Serifina: The first like... 80 subs were during the lead in
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Very nice
  amative1: @Despoiler98 right!?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is that a rage rainbow from a previous Jackbox in the scroll?
 lamina5432: not 69?
 RockPusher: AMillionCatsOnTypewriters typewriters well known for operating flawlessly in high-fur environs
Despoiler98: @amative1    
DigitalSeahorse: oh the slider is angry rainbow  
   LoadingReadyRun: @Thefluffiestguineapig 
 margieargie: The angry rainbow seems a bit early for Wrath Month <_<
  Texan_Reverend: -waves-
  Serifina: Teeeeeex!
  Serifina: 
Despoiler98:      ANGRY RAINBOW HAPPY PRIDE
 HarmonisedMelody: IviaRelly want me
 Strebenherz: Zippo Tricks McEdgelord continues to be a FANTAISTIC chandra name
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hey Texan_Reverend !!!!
  Texan_Reverend: ohai
 shendaras: 
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @RockPusher Most of us don't even know how to use one besides sleeping on it.
 BusTed: seab
 Laogeodritt meows at texan_reverend
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 MrGibberish: @margieargie what are the months for the other 6?
Despoiler98:     aw lookit the tiny lil space marine
 TheAinMAP: 
Harukurochan: Oh yeah, Hazel talked about that anime
Waves of Babies: AHAHA
Harukurochan: Also, Adam, no!
Massamoto: I mean you could learn worse things from watching Hentai.
Waves of Babies: "With all my heart: I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about." - Graham, 2025
Massamoto: Jacob, that was my experience drinking ACV with the mother even without drinking Syrup afterwards.
  Defrost: Adam "ChrisGaming" Savidan
 azninsect: 
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 TheAinMAP: 
Despoiler98:    
DigitalSeahorse:   
 xantos69: 50 Bits!
 Thefluffiestguineapig:  
DigitalSeahorse:   
 TheAinMAP: 
 GrassVortex: 
Despoiler98:          
DigitalSeahorse: yay vicksy pride
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Flaming Spipernado from when there were way more spiders than expected
insanecat6mtg: Shot! Just realized there was a Live! Guess I'll have to watch the vod.
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Despoiler98:     
 azninsect: da bits da bits da bits
 Thefluffiestguineapig:    
 SymphonySolstice: dabits
DigitalSeahorse: 
 AugmentingPath: da bits
 TheAinMAP: 
 TheDevil_Risen: WOOO!
 spethycakes: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That was so good
 TheDevil_Risen: nice Live LRRFam
 TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
 DeM0nFiRe: o/ 
 RockPusher:    
 Dog_of_Myth:    
   Anubis169: Thank you~~
 TheDevil_Risen: thanks 
ghyllnox: Thanks for the stream o/
 Nigouki: Thanks for the show!!!
 Shadowsoflife: o/
 spethycakes: 
 ButButTheJesus: thamk4strem
 RockPusher:    
 margieargie: @Thefluffiestguineapig Oooof, never good when the spider faucet is on fire
  mtvcdm: this
 IanAllenBird: o7
Riandisa: lrrHEART
 kimmibeans: Goodnight! Thanks for the stream 
Despoiler98:      
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Thank you for the great stream, thanks for the great tech Paul!!
 bsudo: Thanks y'all
 MacbethSeemsSus: Ian flips hat, feed cuts
 Jobot180:   
 public_key_reveal_party: thanks for srteam
 SnackPak_: 
 TheAinMAP: 
 KWardJenx: Thanks so much
 azninsect: hahahahaha
 DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
Wrexadecimal: O:
 SymphonySolstice: 
Despoiler98: HAHAHAHAHA
 TheDevil_Risen: hahaha
 TheWriterAleph: FU-
 Strebenherz: PFFFT
 Its_VeeBot: Pistachio
 type_variable: hahahaha
  amative1: wow
 Serpens77: FU-
 accountmadeforants: FUH
 DiscordianTokkan: FA-
 fastlane250: rip
 Dog_of_Myth:  
DigitalSeahorse: FU
 NimrodXIV: 
 TheDevil_Risen: FU___
 public_key_reveal_party: 
 ButButTheJesus: BAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA
 tajessa: HAHAHAH
 vinewood_og: 
 azninsect: fffffffffffffffFFFFUh
 teddywhosabear: pistachio my brother 
 Too_Many_Knives: Pistachio rampage when
Despoiler98: OMG HE PISTACHIO ANGY
  Texan_Reverend: !discord
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   Anubis169: hahahaha
  mtvcdm: PISTCHIO
  Serifina: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
 CodeIndigo: pistachio said a nono word
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @margieargie Yup, the flaming and/or lava spiders are the worst
 iris_of_ether: 
 JuniorRoll: OH
 GrassVortex: 
 azninsect: incredible
 spethycakes: FU-
 WokenClick: Let Pistacio Say Fuck!
 LadyAtarka: gg
HedWund:  
 azninsect: great stream everyone!
 50keyz: 
 MrGibberish: With the echo
MaskedBeeX: Pistachio says Fuck now
 TheAinMAP:   
 ContingentCat: Oooo
 type_variable: Pistachio heel turn LETS GO
 WriterRaven: Let Pistachio Say Fuck
Risuchia: FU-
 ButButTheJesus: WHY DID THAT KILL ME
 SnackPak_:   
 TheDevil_Risen: ohhh thats great 
DigitalSeahorse: that would make him sticky
 loufghyslaufey: Uh oh.
  mtvcdm: Pistachio says cruller rights
Despoiler98: THE VILLIAN ARC OF PISTACHIO HAS BEGUN
 ButButTheJesus: am ded 
 teddywhosabear: that was real good
 MacbethSeemsSus: The little tremble was great
 Jobot180: Nice stinger, very nice
KV1NN4: I mena, i'd swear over not getting a cruller when i asked and was told i would get one
 MrGibberish: @butbutthejesus the reverb
 ButButTheJesus: @MrGibberish yes indeed
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Great chats, need to go to sleep so my poor self can recover from helplessly laughing for the last two hours
  Sarah_Serinde: To be fair, we don't know that Graham ever said he *would* save it
 loufghyslaufey: Pistachio will return, on a vile violence strike streak...
 WriterRaven: I choose to believe the wrath of Pistachio involves a lot of cleaning.
   LoadingReadyRun:  clearly Pistachio was saying FUDGE! as in he wanted a fudge doughnut
   Anubis169: Thank you chat for being awesome as usual 
 MacbethSeemsSus: Didn't even save an overflow donut
  mtvcdm: He clearly said hiney cruller
  mtvcdm: honey
Snowcookies: ty for the stream, time for sleep
 loufghyslaufey: Vs Stark, via LRR-King-@-Gain "Handshake" on... "Canada Day!"
 loufghyslaufey: For the title of... (flipping pages) "Canadaman!?"
DigitalSeahorse: off I go to VODs
 loufghyslaufey: Who wrote- made this bit up?
Harukurochan: FFU-
Waves of Babies: FAU
Harukurochan: Goodbye everyone. 👋
Massamoto: That was another great Live. Get Home Safely.
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