Is This Your Card? || Shadowverse: Worlds Beyond

 SnackPak_: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Is This Your Card? (Join Wheeler and his every expanding list of card based video games! Game: Shadowverse: Worlds Beyond) at Mon 01:00 PM PDT (4m from now).
  TXC2: title change!
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  TXC2: CONTACT
yllwmstr: Did wheeler ever play the first one?
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 lightfut: Back to the anime f*ckable apocalypse
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  TXC2: Here we GO!
 thraximore: it's been a hot minute
 SnackPak_: 
  TXC2: Hello Wheeler
 YeetTheRich_: BEENG BOONG
h3rsh3yb4r: "new"
 bytecaster: A card game? I guessssss
aerohydra: not okay with me, but im staying
 thraximore: @h3rsh3yb4r what of it
artdecosunburn: Cards!? I came for dice.
 noSmokeFire: a CARD game? it'll never catch on
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TinyAwoo: Clearly we're talking about the porn card game I keep getting suggested on steam
  TXC2: TinyAwoo  do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?
h3rsh3yb4r: @TinyAwoo whats it called so i know what to avoid
 SnackPak_: oof
 thraximore: should've skipped Kpop
TinyAwoo: @h3rsh3yb4r Lust Goddess lmfao
h3rsh3yb4r: what if we just loop the shadowverse intro cutscene while you take a nap
aerohydra: are you though? (this is a joke, of course you are)
 bytecaster: No anime here
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: so we are toast then
 bytecaster: No sir
  TXC2: it's HORNY anime
 SnackPak_: oops, all anime
Theycallmejokke: It's the most anime
 thraximore: @TXC2 redundant
FurthestChunk: time for the goon squad
h3rsh3yb4r: is this the sequel to the one where the dudes name was like "george" or some shit?
 bytecaster: I understand it is a bit of a retuning of the systems and thus needed a rerelease
 thraximore: it's the sequel to Shadowverse: Bing Bong
  TXC2: thraximore  yes
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: good start
 SnackPak_: rip
 YeetTheRich_: lmao
 YeetTheRich_: good game
 thraximore: let's go
Theycallmejokke: Womp womp
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 YeetTheRich_: game is so popular the servers crashed 
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: that 30% rating on steam suddenly makes sense
 thraximore: it's not even tuesday
 SnackPak_: time to run back monster train 
TinyAwoo: Wouldn't be a true stream without tech issues
Invitare: wow Wheeler sure is late turning the stream, which is currently offline, on 
 vinewood_og: Go home drunk, you're steam.
 gualdhar: uh
 noSmokeFire: steam died twenty years ago today...
 bytecaster: You gotta pay that waifu tax
 thraximore: uh huh
Invitare: Too much water
TinyAwoo: WHEELER PLS
TokkiHanni1006: the review was from shadowverse 1 players
 SnackPak_: 
Invitare: Too much water no one is thirsty anymore
  TXC2: don't threaten chat with a good time Wheeler
 public_key_reveal_party: Is this Beej's anime roundup part 2?
 SnackPak_: also your credit card number and mothers maiden name 
Theycallmejokke: Nah
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: anime ccg have pro tours?
alexanderthefine subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 40 months!
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aerohydra: no, just register as james
TinyAwoo: 1969
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 public_key_reveal_party: Famous shadowverse player and YouTuber James turner?
 Jethrain: "please avoid using your telephone number as a username" is a wild instruction
 thraximore: Yawg***her
Theycallmejokke: You spelled James Turner wrong
 bondeulv: what is that...
 public_key_reveal_party: @jethrain you'd be surprised, I've seen some stuff in my professional life
 YeetTheRich_: dreizehn just means thirteen ...
 YeetTheRich_: is that her age`?
 TheOneCalledStu: oh re:zero
 bondeulv: pose?
Leonhart321 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 18 months!
 Leonhart321: You know, the funny thing is, the AMVs of the anime of this game, all slap fairly hard
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 thraximore: toned DOWN?
 accountmadeforants: Are we slaying said Spire?
 bytecaster: It's German for 13
 gualdhar: that's not her boobs that's her magazine
 YeetTheRich_: what is that shoulder spike
 gualdhar: hi mommy
 thraximore: @YeetTheRich_ it's anime
 gualdhar: I mean
 public_key_reveal_party: Did they name their kingdom after a sword?
 gualdhar: hi mommy
 gualdhar: I mean
 gualdhar: hi mommy
  TXC2: how much data is this game downloading 
Theycallmejokke: All of it
 thraximore: so that's the villain
 noSmokeFire: *whispers* fire....
 Scarbble: the meow ward, also known as a discord server
yllwmstr: Togh keyoh is pronounced tokyo
 YeetTheRich_: 5 gigs of jiggle physics
 bondeulv: lol
 TheOneCalledStu: lmao
FurthestChunk: it took like ten minutes for chat to stop being normal
FurthestChunk: that's a new record
TokkiHanni1006: you can skip
 bytecaster: Oooooh, it's Cygames, of horse girls fame
 YeetTheRich_: jesus
 thraximore: Animes
 SnackPak_: strap in
  TXC2: FurthestChunk  chat? normal?
 bytecaster: They do fund a lot of interesting anime projects, so there is that
TinyAwoo:    
 Scarbble: so this is season 2 of this anime right
 nevyn666: this theme song fcks
goatprince: wheeler get back to work and stop watching AMVs
 accountmadeforants: What if all we just downloaded was a 2 hour long movie and the rest is like... 20 megs.
 thraximore: cursor ben please
 public_key_reveal_party: She's American
TinyAwoo: Give children guns, it's the American way
 TheOneCalledStu: cause she is a fire emblem child soldier clearly
 thraximore: I was hoping you'd wiggle it dead center
 thraximore: HUH
nyc_mtg: HUH?
 public_key_reveal_party: Ow my whiplash
 SnackPak_: is this the metaverse?
TinyAwoo: Uh
  TXC2: what a 4th wall brake 
Theycallmejokke: and suddenly pokemon
 accountmadeforants: I see we've entered the Battle Hub from Street Fighter (or the equivalent from Tekken or Guilty Gear Xrd or 2XKO)
 thraximore: you mean gif
 bytecaster: I love when japanese games take the idea of a multiplayer lobby so literally.
Desruprot: those Mii style avatars
 bytecaster: What if it was just a room
 gualdhar: oh good, they only sexualized the child android a little bit.
 YeetTheRich_: going for the s word option smh
 thraximore: -70% score for Miiverse world
 TheMerricat: Mentor me.
 bondeulv: she did
nyc_mtg: short for ernesto
TokkiHanni1006: her name is Ace in jp
FurthestChunk: @TheMerricat expand on that
h3rsh3yb4r: it's sparky
 public_key_reveal_party: Just like real life huh?
 thraximore: so situation normal
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 accountmadeforants: @TokkiHanni1006 I need to know what prompted the decision to change her name in English
Desruprot: @accountmadeforants maybe avoiding a bad translation?
h3rsh3yb4r: imagine getting this far into the game and not knowing shadowverse was a card game
yllwmstr: ALBEEERT
FurthestChunk: @accountmadeforants can't imply she's ace gotta let the gooners think they have a choice 
 thraximore: beat me to it chunk
 bytecaster: Live2D
 TheMerricat: Chat, what do you think the health potion budget this guy has for when his armor gouges his cheek everytime he moves?
 thraximore: tuber
 bondeulv: cel shaded?
 YeetTheRich_: heaving
 bytecaster: It's an animation software that does it for you
 gualdhar: vtubers
 thraximore: tweening?
 bytecaster: Live2D
 Jethrain: His chin keeps morphing length
 accountmadeforants: @FurthestChunk 
 public_key_reveal_party: It's kinda like a paralax almost?
 TheMerricat: "It's easier to learn by doing" He breastilly breathed.
  TXC2: attract screen
 nevyn666: hes out of breath from flirting with you
 thraximore: @TheMerricat 
 Leonhart321: Idle framing?
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 30teracyte: what nose
 thraximore: what nose
  TXC2: his nose slit
 thraximore: !chat
  LRRbot: Chat seems active.
h3rsh3yb4r: albert! that was the guy. not george
FurthestChunk: Why does this card player have a sword
 Gekyouryuu: Ah, heck, I'm late
Desruprot: weird idle animation
 thraximore: the lip flaps are peak
 noSmokeFire: @FurthestChunk to cut the deck
 thraximore: very Mr Incredible
 accountmadeforants: @TheMerricat You should've seen the girl with the massive spike on her pauldron in the loading screen
 OldUncleDan: @FurthestChunk Card players back in the "Wild West" apparently always carried guns with them.  Or so I've been told.
 thraximore: seven? christ
 thraximore: I refer you to chunk's comment
 Leonhart321: Anyone know if the chess deck is still in this?
 YeetTheRich_: eudeez
h3rsh3yb4r: because ace dies
 couchboyj: I hope Al is a pubstomper.  They give you a Starter Deck and he's sleeving up Thrasios
 Gekyouryuu: The crafts in Japanese were Elf, Witch, Bishop, etc.
 lightfut: Stand up!
h3rsh3yb4r: Cardfight!
FurthestChunk: it can't hurt you that much it doesn't feature me shouting about Sonic's plane
 YeetTheRich_: a shadowverse throwdown
 thraximore: @FurthestChunk plane or Plane
 ArcOfTheConclave: Stand Up! Vanguard!
 OldUncleDan: The Price is Right card games puts you in a Showcase Showdown.
 lightfut: It's so shrimple
 ukuleleturtle: just like me fr fr
Derekwillis: Simply murder the person across from you.
Theycallmejokke: Mandatory fun have been call for
 TheMerricat: Paper cuts galore.
TokkiHanni1006: have you played shadowverse 1 before?
 ArcOfTheConclave: just go face, never go not face
  TXC2: TokkiHanni1006  he has
Desruprot: so we toss our cards at our opponents
 thraximore: oh my, they have the Portal sword and shield for power and toughness
FurthestChunk: Can we slow the text down
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 SnackPak_: wow rude
 nevyn666: thats why i have him leave it on the doorstep. ill get it when he drives away
 OldUncleDan: I want a card game like this where the attack is on the right and defense is on the left.  Just to mess with conventions.
 bytecaster: They should just ask "Have you played Hearthstone? Yes? Okay, you'll figure it out" and skip the tutorial
 bondeulv: 6 play points sounds a bit low
 bondeulv: should grind some play points on mtgo and come back with more
 accountmadeforants: Why's our mans just VIBRATING
 thraximore: will we never be free of Richard Garfield and his Summoning Sickness
 bondeulv: he played chupacabra
  TXC2: thraximore  just be happy people figured out lands were bad 
 thraximore: never, lands are good
 alexanderthefine: You played yugioh, you know topdecks are skill
 noSmokeFire: @thraximore good name for a band, tbh
 bytecaster: This is like the first episode of Yu-Gi-Oh when they are going extra slow with the rules
Desruprot: 
 bondeulv: 4 mana destroy your creature and make a 2/2
shushu2539: american players need constant reassuring, let's add a "well played" every few minutes
 gualdhar: and James
 thraximore: gamers need to suffer more, therefore lands are good
Desruprot: @shushu2539 much like how early gaming, Japanese thought US was bad at Video Games
 gualdhar: it's like teeball out here, just set up some bait and Wheeler hits a home run
artdecosunburn: My favorite ridiculous "land" base for cards is the 1990s Sim City TCG.
 thraximore: @Desruprot and they were RIGHT
 Gekyouryuu: In several thousand years, Wheeler, you'll adapt the ability to not lose, clearly
 YeetTheRich_: alright dark magician girl
 thraximore: what happens if she dies
 gualdhar: arc reactor
 thraximore: does the game uninstall
 ArcOfTheConclave: arc reactor?
 noSmokeFire: sharpnel
 lightfut: My chest is swelling with power
 ArcOfTheConclave: @noSmokeFire you're right
 Gekyouryuu: That's how most evolution arts work is just flipping around
 YeetTheRich_: hehe
  TXC2: so damage persists it seems
 accountmadeforants: I remember ding-dong angel!
 YeetTheRich_: BEENG BONG
 bytecaster: She deserved it
 YeetTheRich_: noo
Phlip45: lloyd get
 thraximore: no beeng bong 
Derekwillis: Super evolution is evolution, but super.
 Gekyouryuu: Super evo is the new gimmick
shushu2539: makes super sense
 noSmokeFire: "well then I'll super DUPER evolve my cyclops"
 bondeulv: did she turn into grave titan?
Dr_fragenstien: evolution already added tons of complexity and they added a new one? 
 thraximore: gotta escalate somehow
 couchboyj: Summons dont have haste because they didn't evolve, I assume
Desruprot: HA HA HA
FurthestChunk: But are you running Mega Eudie X or Mega Eudie Y
  TXC2: evolved the evolution
Derekwillis: Table flips in Japanese.
 ukuleleturtle: that card seemed kinda crazy
 TheMerricat: And not in the gacha girls that you get out of it!
RegornLoL: what am I watching......
Phlip45: Follish Kaiba, my grandfather's deck has no cards
Invitare: are you sure Shadowverse' appeal doesn't lie in the character designs?
 bondeulv: can we combo?
 YeetTheRich_: have you heard of shadowverse commander?
 thraximore: 
RegornLoL: he went to the stars!
 Gekyouryuu: @yeettherich_ the physical shadowverse card game does have that, kinda
 TheWooglie: 
 thraximore: that was a lot very quickly
  TXC2: classic stripper pose 
Phlip45: this doesn't feel like home at all
 accountmadeforants: 
 public_key_reveal_party: There we go
FurthestChunk: Oh you cannot have this on in public
Theycallmejokke: Of cause =D
 SnackPak_:  microtransactions
FurthestChunk: At all
 lightfut: Why buy pack of no get girl
 accountmadeforants: Why don't you try filling in your credit card details?
Theycallmejokke: Rip Jame's credit card
 thraximore: so many clicks to take your money, very inefficient
 TheMerricat: Bonemancer.
 TheMerricat: Yeah.
 thraximore: uh
 cheezweazl: lol
 TheWooglie: Boneathon's cousin?
 GDwarble: "Little Miss Bonemancer"
 LidofLoathing: well
UtilityPunk: If you don't get the SSRX, you might have to reroll
 SnackPak_: 
Derekwillis: Yeah?
 accountmadeforants: Bonemancer
aerohydra: half hour in
 lightfut: Bonemancer indeed
 Gekyouryuu: You get a card pack for free every day, but daily reset was literally when stream started so you can't double up today
aerohydra: weve hit peak anime
RegornLoL: for an instant I loved the idea of the game instantly wanting u to pay money to preceed! 
FurthestChunk: So how about Mahjong
 thraximore: Average Miss Bonemancer
 TheMerricat: Chat, they absolutely know what they are doing.
Theycallmejokke: good start, good start
  TXC2: and stream is cancelled 
brknbeatbscuitz: wow I just joined the stream and little miss bonemancer popping up
UtilityPunk: Little miss w-waht?
 thraximore: 
 cheezweazl:  
 TheWooglie: 
 SnackPak_: fair
Babcom: 
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 YeetTheRich_: good bit, very depressing
 public_key_reveal_party: Tough but fair, you will be missed Wheeler
Desruprot: 
 bytecaster: So is that like a Necromancer that only does skeletons?
 gualdhar: please don't die on stream, wait til you leave the Moonbase so LRR isn't held responsible
UtilityPunk: The legendary medical-graduate you hear about in myth
 thraximore: you WHAT your mentor?
 accountmadeforants: "Medical-Grade Assassin" is a fun name, at least
 GDwarble: Sorry, "Medical-Grade Assassin"? What does that even *mean*?
 bytecaster: I want the skeleton to also be voiced by an anime girls!
RegornLoL: @GDwarble he can heal u but he doesnt want to
FurthestChunk: What noise does the skeleton make
 thraximore: HELL yeah
 accountmadeforants: I will give it this: The art is way higher-res than Arena's.
 noSmokeFire: @GDwarble you assassination will be covered by your insurance
UtilityPunk: Yeah honestly, where are the skeleton waifus posing suggestively?
 bytecaster: That is just a palette swap
  TXC2: GDwarble  exclusively kills people with MDs 
shushu2539: how do bones make that sound?
 bytecaster: So that assassin has an M.D.?
 bytecaster: Can the skeleton evolve, isn't it just a token?
RegornLoL: a doctor that only prescribe "death"
 thraximore: the assassin is an intern
 TheMerricat: Chat, it's important that your assassins be medical grade, industrial grade assassins might have contaminants in them that would be harmful to the target's health. Please also don't confuse this with food grade assassins, which are just fodder.
UtilityPunk: Oh, the assassin gives deathtouch 
 accountmadeforants: Hell yeah I love skeleton
  TXC2: KING SKELLY!
 thraximore: YOO
Derekwillis: My boy moving up in the underworld.
Theycallmejokke: Now that is a good skeleton
FurthestChunk: Oh that's a good little guy
UtilityPunk: Skeleton unironically has the best evolution 
 couchboyj: Ya boi looking like a boss in the Wish dot com version of Diablo
 Gekyouryuu: 3 damage EACH, yeah
Invitare: that's a human not a seal
Invitare: disappoint
FurthestChunk: Wait did he say that he's Jerma
 TheMerricat: How dreamy demony.
 thraximore: @Invitare +0
 ukuleleturtle: he's the guy who tells you about the enemy faction as he's dying
  TXC2: complicated card
 Gekyouryuu: Artifact portal is great
Theycallmejokke: Exsodia is that you?
shushu2539: fuses and confuses
 Jethrain: "you confuse those cards into more cards" sounds about right
 Gekyouryuu: The 1s turn into either of the 3s, and then the 3s turn into the 5s, and you need all three 5s to make the 10
h3rsh3yb4r: daily dose!
 bondeulv: cool dragon
 accountmadeforants: Amazing
 TheMerricat: ooohhh hnoooooo
 SnackPak_: perfect
FurthestChunk: ohhhh nooooo
Invitare: Joeseph Joestar as a priestess
SilasLunark: Even as an anime fan this is causing me psychic damage
  TXC2: I wonder if these voice lines are only Japanese or if there are also English versions
 bondeulv: she did yes
 public_key_reveal_party: I don't think this is what Charles Darwin had in mind
FurthestChunk: Gooners don't want dubs
RegornLoL: maybe lefthanded so shes stronger on the other side......
Desruprot: Blue Steel, she turned the other way
Derekwillis: If you buy cards, a number goes up. Buy more cards!
 ArcOfTheConclave: "I'm such a wonderful card"
 TheMerricat: @TXC2 The internet says that the company choose not to create an english dub for this game.
 ukuleleturtle: that is quite the home screen
  TXC2: TheMerricat  ok, thanks
 thraximore: @ukuleleturtle yup
 ArcOfTheConclave: nice pokedex
Desruprot: 
 public_key_reveal_party: I feel condescended to and I'm not even playing
 OldUncleDan: Now that's a dominance pose if I have ever seen one.
 thraximore: why is she standing like that
 SnackPak_: yeah, why is the camera so low?
 Gekyouryuu: I'm one card away from all 142 this set
Invitare: @thraximore the sun is in her eyes
 thraximore: I see
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FurthestChunk: she's airing herself out
 thraximore: Understandable
TokkiHanni1006: can we speed up
FurthestChunk: we got one
FurthestChunk: slow the game down
UtilityPunk: The power bill for all these neon buttons must be sooo high
h3rsh3yb4r: can we put some balatro in the corner?
 thraximore: impossible
 Gekyouryuu: TWO Toriels? Every undertale player's dream, two moms
 OldUncleDan: See?  You haven't spent money, and now you are forced to go second.  Just like Arena!
 SnackPak_: ah, thank you
shushu2539: let's nope time
 public_key_reveal_party: Whoa, bit infringement much?
 ukuleleturtle: oh that's why it's called trading cards. you play it like a trade. get paid by the hour
 SnackPak_: now I can pay attention
Invitare: stop, my nails are too long, I'll scratch my monitor trying to bat the keys
Derekwillis: Man, just don't translate Senpai. We're playing an anime card game. We know what we're about.
Theycallmejokke: Uh! uh! so shiny and jingling
 1QUIZ1: Just missing Subway Surfers
 couchboyj: Huh?  Dod Let's Nope start early?  Oh, its just Wheeler doing a bit.
 vinewood_og: Stop it. You're triggering the let's nope viewers.
DoomBringerIL: opinion on the Bans? @LoadingReadyRun
DoomBringerIL: even though ur probably been asked that 10 times already
 vinewood_og: I have insomnia 
 richard_ermen: Oh, are we playing an Anime Ero Card Game again?
 OldUncleDan: I don't know why, (probably because of sound auditory sensethemia) but the sound of jiggiling keys actually causes pain to me.
 Gekyouryuu: Drag the goblin? Ok, he has bad fashion sense
 blackcat_ethan: god i remenber playing this a will a go it s more anime that i remenber
nyc_mtg: drag the goblin "ok so first we're gonna contour the cheeks"
  TXC2: DoomBringerIL  you'll have to wait until next week's TTC like the rest of us 
 YeetTheRich_: what's the least horny game we have seen on this show
FurthestChunk: @DoomBringerIL wait what did Illinois ban
 Gekyouryuu: Shadowverse is averagely horny
 SnackPak_: @YeetTheRich_ cobalt core?
DoomBringerIL: @TXC2 whats TTC?
 ukuleleturtle: for a japanese phone game it is quite chaste, true
  TXC2: DoomBringerIL  Tap Tap Concede
 YeetTheRich_: probably slay the spire i guess
 TheMerricat: Tap Tap Concede is a LRR podcast that they put up on Youtube about magic.
Theycallmejokke: We did it!
 OldUncleDan: Monster Train is surprisingly horny.
 gualdhar: I'd be disappointed in me too if I had to play this for money
 gualdhar: nah what am I saying, I have no shame
DoomBringerIL: @TheMerricat ok.... so not a 'stream'... will watch!
 SnackPak_: gettem
  TXC2: I'm disappointed in my self no matter what I do
FurthestChunk: is GB2 more or less horny than GB1
alder_iris: there's an lrr wiki?
  TXC2: Wiki is SLOOOOW today
  TXC2: !wiki
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goatprince: everyone's updating my personal page so it's pretty slow right now
h3rsh3yb4r: balatro?
 Gekyouryuu: I forgot Wheeler got divorced
 gualdhar: my cousin's kid got banned from wizards 101 for making crude comments that bypassed the chat filter
FurthestChunk: wait did we play GB2 here or was it the home stream
FurthestChunk: I forget
goatprince: bloodstone? totally a dilf
h3rsh3yb4r: @FurthestChunk i think it was here
FurthestChunk: I'd Computer Search to see if GB2 was here but Dark Vileplume is in play
UtilityPunk: Legally distinct haste
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Rush can also help you jump up to hard to reach platforms
Theycallmejokke: We did it!
 Laserbeaks_Fury: It's a Wiki, sounds about right
FurthestChunk: Yeah don't they know your name is Detroit
goatprince: also they're saying your name is ben ulmer?????
errorpronerobot: Isn't there a skip button top right
MilkBreadTB: this is a fantastic thing to open the stream to. I love jacking off
FurthestChunk: gotta cater to the jorkers
FurthestChunk: they're unionised you know
Invitare: mistakes have been made
MilkBreadTB: hell yea
Theycallmejokke: We did it! Again
 Laserbeaks_Fury: You can identify spells by the lack of boobs
FurthestChunk: What do you mean this zero land hand is perfect
  TXC2: I Mulligan plenty, Arena just wont give me 3 damn lands 
 s0lesurviv0r: when the Shadowverse paper card game popped up, I honestly recognized a couple characters more from an H manga I read rather than seeing the game online.
Theycallmejokke: Pff, we'll draw lands
 accountmadeforants: @Laserbeaks_Fury I would be shocked if there weren't spells with boobs
  TXC2: just say Hentai
 s0lesurviv0r: 
FurthestChunk: @s0lesurviv0r You didn't need to put this online anywhere
 bondeulv: H manga lel
 accountmadeforants: Chat is very open today
 SnackPak_: just own it
 ukuleleturtle: that's much more words to write out tho
goatprince: i am
FurthestChunk: hey now I'm only a freak not a pervert
FurthestChunk: I'm civilised
shushu2539: "my featherless chocobo"
Theycallmejokke: For down, three to go
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  TXC2: hello Raiders
Theycallmejokke: Welcome raiders
 accountmadeforants: !advice
  LRRbot: Just because you died doesn't mean it wasn't a good plan.
FurthestChunk: Look just because people were wrong online about Sonic owning a biplane
 Laserbeaks_Fury: oh, so it's like the coin
UtilityPunk: You brought in daily tech news to report on chat jacking habits 
FurthestChunk: also man I thought you were gonna put me on blast for playing Fate stay/night that would've been the instant killshot
 Laserbeaks_Fury: That seems strong
Theycallmejokke: Free mana fixing, in this economy?!
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Going first must be really advantageous
 TheMerricat: So the refresh counter isn't based on when you press it, it's just a free point every three turns.
FurthestChunk: fuck
  TXC2: absolutely played
FurthestChunk: this mf is playing chess whilst I'm eating checkers pieces
FurthestChunk: I'm not even eating the right ones!!
 YeetTheRich_: my hypothesis is that every card game that doesn't let you die in the tutorial is bad
shushu2539: Darwin loved this game
blackroseimmortal7: @YeetTheRich_ haha
  TXC2: (takes long canabis drag) "what if Reaper from overwatch was a tiny anime wifu in a card game"?
 shtevie3: MEGA morph???
 lightfut: How about mega? EX?
FurthestChunk: don't say climax shadowverse
 lightfut: Pendulum evolution?  XY evolution?
FurthestChunk: come on
Invitare: I prefered Dynamax
 accountmadeforants: So is this actually a new game or an expansion for the existing one?
FurthestChunk: i Terastallise Jace the Mind Sculptor
  TXC2: we're gonna prove Lemarkism correct! 
UtilityPunk: @TXC2 Adding waifus and husbandos to anything makes it better -- Date Everything proves that point
  TXC2: accountmadeforants  new game I believe
  TXC2: UtilityPunk  yes, but there are limits 
goatprince: why do they keep saying they're proud of you
 Gekyouryuu: @accountmadeforants it's Shadowverse 2, and you can link your original account for some bonuses
goatprince: why do they keep saying they're your silly little rabbit
 YeetTheRich_: hey that's not fair
MilkBreadTB: idk man the constant affirmation is kinda off putting
 YeetTheRich_: i'm 26 and also depressed
goatprince: your left hand-arm
JaymicUnyielding: 25? I'm 31 and depressed
 Dog_of_Myth: I'm 45 and depressed.
FurthestChunk: Gottem
 accountmadeforants: @Gekyouryuu Ah, so it's a Magic Duels -> Arena scenario. (Except Wizards didn't give Duels players shit.)
RegornLoL: ok bashing followers into my opponant until Climax. understood the Game
 ArcOfTheConclave: I would play any game where a robot girl tells me she's proud of me (28)
UtilityPunk: Parents disappointed, no job, education, debt. There's a lot of people who need Shadowverse' positivity
superbrot120: Iam 24 but not depressed
 KBKarma: Oh, that home screen is definitely very hashtag anime.
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  TXC2: superbrot120  then you're not paying attention
 public_key_reveal_party: it can be both
FurthestChunk: you don't need to say you're depressed you're watching anime on ityc
goatprince: i'm 35 and gay. what does that make me
 accountmadeforants: I'm impressed
 Gekyouryuu: @goatprince statistically average?
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 vinewood_og: Savage.
 YeetTheRich_: well depends
 public_key_reveal_party: Thank god Lrr doesn't have HR
 Dog_of_Myth: Matt looks great fro 35
 lightfut: Good save good save
shushu2539: nice save
caetzer: cis37 what did i miss?
goatprince: i hear that but i'm fine with it
 bytecaster: Battle, Story and Park, the three genders
MilkBreadTB: that home screen is a WILD choice
 accountmadeforants: Fuck it really is the battle hub
  TXC2: goatprince to be fair,  I legit thought you were younger then 35
 accountmadeforants: I also assumed Matt was younger
 KBKarma: Oh no, it's a Metaverse.
goatprince: i started with an old soul and just kind of kept it at that age
UtilityPunk: Take your friends and foes to climax by hitting them with big blows 
 KBKarma: At least this metaverse looks better than Meta's Verse.
UtilityPunk: Learning so much from this game
 public_key_reveal_party: @KBKarma that's a real low bar
MilkBreadTB: the page you were on originally
 KBKarma: Sure is!
  TXC2: logging bonus? it knows Wheeler is Canadian? 
 KBKarma: Called Dirk, doesn't have a dirk.
goatprince: are you fauning over amine boys, wheeler
goatprince: *anime
 public_key_reveal_party: Lamb
 ukuleleturtle: it's cloudblazer!
goatprince: you have the range
 accountmadeforants: You should've seen the Bonemancer
caetzer: who doesnt
 YeetTheRich_: i love how all the german names are ones i associate with 50 year old men
FurthestChunk: Ben's got that Marth grab when it comes to anime waifus and husbandos
 KBKarma: Something something pendulum summon.
goatprince: he laso got more leg belts
 ArcOfTheConclave: the artifact synergy is one of the best decks in the game
 Gekyouryuu: they changed the arts for some basic tokens and stuff, but if you link your SV1 account, you unlock the ability to swap them to the old style, like Card Styles in Arena
 accountmadeforants: As Darwin posited, it's Survival Of The Nicest Fit
 public_key_reveal_party: my legally distinct OC Zeldo
 YeetTheRich_: mediocre goblin
FurthestChunk: wait was that goblin firing off a totsugeki
alder_iris: i enjoy when the women sound like adults
 KBKarma: Same.
 accountmadeforants: @FurthestChunk Totsugeki just means "Charge!", but yes, I'm also cursed to picture a dolphin flying at me
 ukuleleturtle: but it's an officer
 KBKarma: Loses armour, gains glowing.
FurthestChunk: oh that's an, outfit change
 accountmadeforants: She evolved to breathe through her skin, Wheeler, you'll be ashamed of your words and deeds
 YeetTheRich_: somebody add that quote
 public_key_reveal_party: like it could be leather which would be some protection
Theycallmejokke: The higher the military rang, the bigger the midriff. common knowledge
  TXC2: !break
  LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe refresh your drink, take your meds, or go to the toilet if you need to.  Don't forget to wash your hands!
shushu2539: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: a really small, sad banana
  TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Wheeler
 accountmadeforants: Frankly all I really want from this game/stream is for that angel to go BEENG BONG again.
 accountmadeforants: Goodnight, TXC
FurthestChunk: mods are asleep time to get to trolling
   Anubis169:   "most" are asleep
FurthestChunk: anybody got some tips for getting money from people crossing bridges
 accountmadeforants: @FurthestChunk Threaten to eat their goats
 accountmadeforants: And if not, their GOATs
 Jethrain: ah, of the new england swordcrafts
 accountmadeforants: Forget hierarchy, everyone's an officer!
 shtevie3: ora-ora-ora-ora
robin_sorensen: what would the stats on Munga wurm have to be to be Highlander playable
 ArcOfTheConclave: SEP is just instant tempo, just add water
 YeetTheRich_: there it is
 accountmadeforants: I am satisfied
nyc_mtg: ramp decks that maximize play points? what is this, vintage cube?
Theycallmejokke: Ah green, gotcha
 ArcOfTheConclave: hexproof is a different ability
IseYuin: in options you can disable hover, so you can click on your cards instead
Theycallmejokke: Basically free money
MeadyOchre: Fairy tamer is what I call my dom
 Dog_of_Myth: Good joke there Wheeler
Theycallmejokke: Oh yeah everyone knows Aria
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 ArcOfTheConclave: some crests last a smaller number of turns
FurthestChunk: this is just the WOE bonus sheet
 TheMerricat: But they also get to attack which ins with lethal on.
 TheMerricat: Ends even
 accountmadeforants: Gyroids are the lil animal crossing totems
shushu2539: it's almost July and the tutorial isn't finished yet
Invitare: I thought it was "I love One Piece"
 Greyah: I was only half listening and suddenly heard my name, what.
 Greyah: Neat. Am I a good card?
Invitare: Necromancy? What ever happened to Bonemancy?
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 Gekyouryuu: hey, chat. who's got two thumbs and just completed their compendium for this first set?
 Gekyouryuu: THIS girl.
 Gekyouryuu: and this is the part where you pretend I'm pointing at myself with my thumbs
 Blip2004: oh, thats where I know the demon with dogs for hands.
 ArcOfTheConclave: the 1 complaint I have of cerberus is her 2 paws don't show up to her left and right.
h3rsh3yb4r: i left to eat dinner, are we actually in the tutorial still?
 Blip2004: seems completely fair
nyc_mtg: cant wait for the toronto themed card game that has the exact same mechanics but the tutorial says "now smoke that yute"
shushu2539: aaaand puppet lost its meaning
 Getter404: Oh hi
nyc_mtg: medical grade orchis??? sign me up
 ArcOfTheConclave: the timing of puppet deaths is super relevant for Liam
kitsunexans: The flowchart deck
 zeathean: <message deleted>gamma
 zeathean: <message deleted>copy
 zeathean: Fair
 public_key_reveal_party: o7
 Gekyouryuu: ominous artifact: gamer
kitsunexans: Would be funny if next set had an artifact sigma
 ShaneLeeAtk: Ulfa FTW
 Seth_Erickson: damn she did the 180 
 Seth_Erickson: more clothes in my anime card game 
 gualdhar: have these people learned nothing from Azur Lane? the clothes are supposed to come OFF!
 Seth_Erickson: me when I find Santa: "Big Clause!"
 WindyDelcarlo: It's not _just_ outfit color, she also turns around
 gualdhar: carbuncle is a giant tumor on your face
 zeathean: But are they set to drain?
theambivalentagender: I know carbuncles as those ghost bunny things you summon as a summoner in ff14 but that's clearly not the same thing
 WindyDelcarlo: That's the needle they insert those microchips with
 Seth_Erickson: Hound of War cleans up nice
Wolfstrike_NL: Premium cards include a vibrator inside them?
kitsunexans: Doing quests and stuff mostly
 gualdhar: do you win them in strip poker with your waifus?
kitsunexans: Should be a bunch of packs in your mail if you haven't gotten them
 Seth_Erickson: what a fool
kitsunexans: Skip and come back later?
 WindyDelcarlo: "my readings" are these androids or what?
FurthestChunk: lot of heaving in this cutscene
 WindyDelcarlo: Hmm hmm hmmmmm
 Mr_Horrible: on the last day of pride, good for you
kitsunexans: Man so poor he can't afford a shirt
 WindyDelcarlo: My password is "gun"
 gualdhar: wait they're not allowed to say Heck!
 WindyDelcarlo: Oh it's not yorha, they're magilumiere, I understand
Invitare: Sans from Undetale??
FurthestChunk: is the target blood type blue
Invitare: a true king has no betters 
 TheDevil_Risen: hahahaha
Invitare: that is certainly the most posh of British accents
FurthestChunk: king chuck, is that you?
 TheDevil_Risen: when did evil cloud enter the building?
 Seth_Erickson: loving the new Tanuki
AngryFil: 
 TheDevil_Risen: omfg lmao
 SnackPak_: at least the new tanuki voice is fun
Invitare: speak with her through the medium of card games
 SnackPak_: 
AngryFil: 14-year-old me would've thought that was so cool
devilcultivator: is this your visual novel
AngryFil: maybe you needed to guess that word?
 bondeulv: amazing you managed to hold your composure there
AngryFil: does his request to show your kung-fu count as consent?
 SnackPak_: nailed it
Sogheim: Brooklyn Rage!
 Seth_Erickson: KKona sister
 ShaneLeeAtk: Me and my Brooklyn RAGE!!!
 Coloneljesus: why is wheeler using his natural accent for Marie?
Invitare: imagine if your name was literally "Hero"
 bytecaster: Does that pickup line ever work?
devilcultivator: i know i came in late but do you play a card game in this card game?
 Coloneljesus: @devilcultivator I think I've seen a card or two some 20min ago
 Seth_Erickson: you open packs at the very least @devilcultivator
 WindyDelcarlo: Remembering how Nier Auto called the resistance camp Resistance Camp even in Japanese
 Seth_Erickson: The Banners won't pull themselves Tanuki
Invitare: oh no it's Day 666
Invitare: the spooky number
 SnackPak_: 
macbody2: lots no card playing in this card playing game...
 Seth_Erickson: finally the animation budget reveals itself
 ShaneLeeAtk: That was a long cold open
 bondeulv: isn't this the same anime as intro?
kitsunexans: It is
 SnackPak_: rad
Invitare: is Clotted Cream even legal in Canada?
 ShaneLeeAtk: Homemade clotted cream? That is love
 SnackPak_: *and* ice cream?
 Seth_Erickson: It might be your mother receptors picking up on minute fluctuations
 Seth_Erickson: what if we opened one more pack first 👀
 bondeulv: wait, you can play this?
Invitare: imagine if all booster packs came in a gilded metal case
Invitare: that might actually justify the price! 
 Seth_Erickson: ok bye
 bondeulv: nailed it
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