ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness. Game: The Last of Us 2) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (3m from now).
Nigouki: Welcome to the first 3hr pre-stream talk cuz noone wants to play this drawn out, miserable game
Diabore: @Nigouki the longer they waffle the longer the game is
letfireraindown: woo
SnackPak_: anyone have a guess how many more streams with this game we have?
Diabore: too many
JessieImproved: I was also wondering
JessieImproved: I saw an estimate that this game takes like 35-45 hours to complete
Diabore: its probably a few more streams, iirc at this pace id guess 5
Thefluffiestguineapig: That was a weird time to open up the "unlock emotes with channel points" thing twitch considering I've been subbed since before that was a thing
Thefluffiestguineapig: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness. Game: The Last of Us 2) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (8s ago).
Thefluffiestguineapig: Man
YawnLance: I'm guessing 4ish streams to finish this. The misery will continue until morale improves
SnackPak_: going by youtube, this week is stream 10 of part 2
Juliamon: I would like everyone to know that Twitch would not allow "endings are for cowards" as a poll option
Earthenone: thats good, in the 10th stream they go to space agter all
Diabore: @Juliamon didnt like cowards?
YawnLance: @Juliamon Wow very rude of Twitch
Thefluffiestguineapig: So will this be a long term poll that pays out when they finish?
Juliamon: It's a poll, not a prediction
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon Well twitch is cowards
Diabore: dont think you can do long term predicts yet
Earthenone:
not gambling, so people from norway can vote! 
Diabore: i think its still 24 hours and cancel still
Thefluffiestguineapig: So this is throwing channel points into the void
Juliamon: Basically
Juliamon: back from the void whence they came
Diabore: no if its cancelled its refunded right?
Juliamon: It's a POLL
Riandisa: lrrSIG
Earthenone: its free to vote once, paying for more votes is void points
MilkInBags: pay to vote, as democracy should be
Diabore: oh pay to vote poll, got it
Thefluffiestguineapig: We need to call a couple of those people who complain about too many channel points and have them come skew the stats in favor of "finish today"
Thefluffiestguineapig: Guaranteed to lose those points
Juliamon: All points spent on a poll are lost points
Juliamon: The poll literally impacts nothing
Earthenone: just like real democracy!
saucemaster5000: this is literally how I approach actual gambling of any sort
Juliamon: If anything, the winning vote gets more reason for the boys to make fun of everyone who picked it when it's wrong
Rhynerd: i wonder who’ll be broken upon the wheel this week.
skintbint: @Rhynerd ive had it coming for years
lamina5432: evening
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Thefluffiestguineapig: I know, it's the joke. I vaguely remember someone who is always betting an unholy number of points on the guaranteed to lose options so they lower their channel points
Nigouki: remember chug something fizzy today for Canada Day
Earthenone: i thought fizzy was for canada Dry
ButButTheJesus: ewwo? is spoopin time?
betweenmyself: Previously on the Last of Us Part 2: a group of maidenless ne’er-do-wells traipsed across the Lands Between and had a jolly good time until they were smushed by the Devourer of Frame Rates… (wait, that doesn’t sound right)
raulghoulia: I hope I am safe from their wrath
Thefluffiestguineapig: I can't wait for someone to send the Nope bois a custom real life wheel just in time for them to lose interest in this bit
MWGNZ: Ben would never shoot me, Adam would though
Thefluffiestguineapig: @raulghoulia Depends if Adam or Ben is picking. If Ben is picking it's truly random
lamina5432: adam would shoot anyone though
bethy_kins24: truth
YawnLance:
It's fun knowing that if they land on Y I am immediately done for 
Juliamon: LRR already has a spinner wheel, they don't need another
Thefluffiestguineapig: @lamina5432 He's developed a pattern of Seachats regulars getting shot based on who he recognizes the most
public_key_reveal_party: but if lrr gets enough spinner wheels, they can use a spinner wheel to determine what spinner wheel to use
Rhynerd: If I had the money to send more Miniatures to Let’s Nope I’d be tempting to make a Tr ech Crusade Shrine Anchorite for Let’s Nope where the person on the wheel is a random twitch chatter.
MilkInBags: they sure are taking their sweet time *+1 chance to get shot*
saucemaster5000: @YawnLance I got shot "randomly" before the spinner, I have double jeopardy rules protection
jacobc131: They're loading the cannon to shoot milkinbags
trebuchetboy: aaaaaah
Rhynerd: probably take my drill and add a hole to them to imply they were shot.
BusTed: Twinsiiiieeeess
SnackPak_: twins!
saucemaster5000: LMAOOOOOOOO
NimrodXIV: Twins!
Thefluffiestguineapig:
far2muchsarcasm: happy pride
thatguysteve2709: Twinsies
Diabore: twins!
MilkInBags: powerful
YawnLance: lmao
Earthenone:
but pride was last month
Scy_Anide: Nerds
lamina5432: twinsies
bethy_kins24: twineses
skintbint: hahahahaha
public_key_reveal_party: hell yeah brothers
groulux: Have not been able to catch a stream live for a while good to be back
SnackPak_: so cute
YawnLance:
Twinning 
Thefluffiestguineapig: !clip
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protojman: twi-they said it
ButButTheJesus: YES HAHAHA YES
saucemaster5000: How did you not notice that????
underhill33:
Kramburger: Aw, it's cute when couples do that
ghyllnox: Pride shirts? In JULY????
mulligan2six: It's July now. Rainbows are done boys!
jacobc131: Ohhhh so they were switching shirts before the stream
couchboyj:
MWGNZ: solid start
MilkInBags: cancel pride
bethy_kins24: Ben down
Nigouki: One shirt, one brain cell
Morrigan9: lol
TheWriterAleph: ben ded
LightspeedSloth: nice uniforms
SnackPak_: good job boys
realbadatthis_: happy month of gay wrath
kimmibeans: I think we killed Ben
ManWithTheMask13: I see the fun has already started
YawnLance:
Happy Pride 
ButButTheJesus: DYING
ghyllnox: F
saucemaster5000: Happy dumbass month
Thefluffiestguineapig: o7 Ben
e_bloc: fuck dude, I put on that shirt this morning as well
baltimore_667083: Ben is officially broken
Juliamon: it's fine, it's Disability Pride month now
myknorman: oh yea this stream is gonna rock
thatguysteve2709: Fuck best cold open ever
MilkInBags: pack it up, stream done
gualdhar: BAKE 'EM AWAY, TOYS
Masslost: well thats going on the highlight reel
sgowell: Happy Canada Day! As folks from Dog River say, are you guys on a team?
Juliamon: ADHD counts
e_bloc subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 89 months, currently on a 89 month streak!
e_bloc: happy 2nd month of pride
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nifleon: oh man, opening STRONG
ProcyonFlynn:
All Good Comrade 
YawnLance: Pride 2 let'sg o
ManWithTheMask13: Reporting for doody
Diabore: bens mic off?
Kramburger: !Clip
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Thefluffiestguineapig: Is Ben way quieter?
TomatoKigu:
Happy disability pride month. 
mrjujubeans: who put it on first?
saucemaster5000: Mcdonalds is kinda.... good...
SnackPak_: hell yeah brother
Diabore: i saw you on stream
e_bloc: nice
Kramburger: Did someone forget the going live post?
betweenmyself:
Happy “wear your pride gear whenever the fuck you want” day 
MilkInBags: yeah eat shit americans
ManWithTheMask13: Who's getting shot
Thefluffiestguineapig: American any food is always trash
Dog_of_Myth: @MilkInBags Doing that every day sadly
ManWithTheMask13: I cannot wait
realbadatthis_: o7
YawnLance: Spin. That. Wheel.
saucemaster5000: @ManWithTheMask13 You, but I'm curious who is getting a ten minute timeout
protojman:
WiJohn: I'm safe, they're never picking W
FoxBehindTheTree:
Aceviru: Little alpha reporting for duty
super_ashura: Amburgers & Wootbeer
ManWithTheMask13: @saucemaster5000 LMAO
ratstronomer: The WHEEEL
e_bloc: I am into month 2 of uneployment, but I also opened a neon ink travelling chocobo, so it's up and down. shoot me plz
betweenmyself:
The Wheel of Doom 
shendaras:
Dog_of_Myth:
far2muchsarcasm: nice music
ManWithTheMask13: THE WHEEEEL
MilkInBags:
Kramburger: WHEEL
w1gum: ohlawd
lamina5432: dun dun dun
Diabore: safe
jacobc131: Pick me pick me
Nebula662: The wheel?
thatguysteve2709: Wow this is extravagant
MilkInBags: A A A
ManWithTheMask13: SAFEEEE
MrSarkhan: Safe again
Thefluffiestguineapig: Music so loud
e_bloc: dame so close
SnackPak_: do we even have a z?
Aceviru: Uh oh
lamina5432: safe
ManWithTheMask13: Nothing ever bad happens to Doom
MilkInBags: A for asshole (me)
Dog_of_Myth: Damn, wish it was me
Nigouki: あ
Diabore: rip @Aceviru
xantos69: I am bullet proof
InconsiderateHat:
I came in at a great time
Nebula662:
I suppose I'm safe from whatever the wheel is 
public_key_reveal_party: wonder what they're saying over the music
YawnLance: o7
SnackPak_: o7
ManWithTheMask13: o7
Thefluffiestguineapig: o7
Dog_of_Myth: o7
BusTed:
realbadatthis_: o7
Riandisa: o7
aClonedPickle: o7
ghyllnox: o7
xantos69: o7
ManWithTheMask13:
WiJohn: o7
sorocoroto: o7
Rhynerd: o7
MWGNZ: o7
JessieImproved: o7
MilkInBags: o7
e_bloc: o7
mrjujubeans: That was beautiful
NimrodXIV: so loud
ratstronomer: o7
Kelazi5: o7
gualdhar: o7 get fucked
vinewood_og: o7
Nebula662: o7
Aceviru: o7
ShaneLeeAtk: o7
GasCityGaming: o7
Wolfstrike_NL: o7
Kramburger: O7
MilkInBags: WHAT
Diabore: cant hear you
ProcyonFlynn:
public_key_reveal_party: o7
e_bloc: may as well not even shoot me, you know I'll be back in 9:58
SnackPak_: good bit
saucemaster5000: wait did they shoot shen?
ManWithTheMask13: Also, Ben, your beard's so good
MilkInBags: it's now officially a dead bit
Diabore: totally didnt hear anything over the music tbh
saucemaster5000: Zaney
zachin2: That was beautiful
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is Ben's mic on?
SnackPak_: o7
MilkInBags: also check your scene
YawnLance: wow
ManWithTheMask13: The beard is righteous
YawnLance: o7
MWGNZ: o7
ratstronomer: o7
MrSarkhan: O7
ManWithTheMask13:
Thefluffiestguineapig: o7
realbadatthis_: o7
sorocoroto: o7
ghyllnox: o7
Kramburger: If you get Z just ban Zsaucemaster
ManWithTheMask13: LMAO
MilkInBags: RESTRAINT
Thefluffiestguineapig: NO
GasCityGaming: o7
Dog_of_Myth: o7
ghyllnox:
DideRobot:
LRR: It's Tuesday. | You're sitting there, thinking that you need something on your second or third monitor while you play your favourite gacha game. The waifus in your game might never give you the time of day, but Ben and Adam will always take time to call you a dumbass. | twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/114780741769975413
vinewood_og: o7
SquareDotCube: Serge got Mike Wazowski'd
underhill33: It's a massacre
DoctorHutch: As things should be
Juliamon: The wheel is still overlayed on you
ManWithTheMask13: Adam going for the gun again
e_bloc: o8
Diabore: @LoadingReadyRun bens mic is either low or off
ManWithTheMask13: Alright good stream, pack it in
Diabore: ty
SquareDotCube: GHOST CHAT'
w1gum: I wanna see you two play that zombie papers please game - i think yall would shoot everyone
TheDevil_Risen: baiii
YawnLance: We live here
trebuchetboy: 90 years from now
zachin2: I saw my life flash before my eyes
TheDevil_Risen:
Kramburger: Ben's entering his dwarf era. Now all he needs is a book of grudges
raulghoulia: this is a Last of us Stream now.
MilkInBags:
vinewood_og: Dongle the bongle, tingle the pringles, etc
Kramburger: Pretty good
SquareDotCube: automatic loss at thumb war
Dog_of_Myth: Somedays are pretty good to be honest
saucemaster5000: ask adam for uppies
SnackPak_: bring your child drawf to work day
e_bloc: I thought that was Heather's divison
vinewood_og: "Toss meh!"
couchboyj: What's it like being a dog? Gotta say, it's rough.
Kramburger: And they were in a 'fellowship'
Dog_of_Myth: Toss Ben now Adam
Mai_Andra: "How about sitting pretty on a friend?"
rosesmcgee: Work acquaintance
SquareDotCube: Tell me Dwrarf Ben, where is the ore
vinewood_og: Wartime proximity associate
MilkInBags: cant toss your salad in july
Sapphic_Shenanigans: "Let's not... put a label on anything just yet Legolas."
Diabore: right happy canada day bois
Thefluffiestguineapig: Aragorn tossed him not Legolas (pushes glasses through skull)
bethy_kins24: baby face adam
ghyllnox: Dawww
kimmibeans: Oh right! HAPPY CANADA DAY!!!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Because the whole bit was to not tell the elf he got tossed
MilkInBags: so last year?
ghyllnox: Nah shave it ALL. Top of the head too
betweenmyself:
I look like a newborn turtle whenever I shave, so I keep it rare 
Thefluffiestguineapig: And you looked too young, right?
MilkInBags: bring back the guillotine
NimrodXIV: bullet dodged
Tar_Veldig: Get pranked
MilkInBags: "hey wanna shave your beard for 70k? lmao jk"
Tar_Veldig: Your got corporately nhazed
saucemaster5000: that company said you're not my dad
SquareDotCube: Job interviews are so much bullshit, it's more or less "do I like this person" more than skill or experience
e_bloc: and that is how Ben joined LRR companys are bullshit--which is probably unommon of an accountate
TheDevil_Risen: sue them haha
e_bloc: 70% sounds right
TheDevil_Risen: emotional damage
SnackPak_: uh oh
YawnLance: Oh no
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, when someone sees I have tattoos often the reaction is "wait, how have you been old enough long enough to get a full half sleeve"
JessieImproved: They are ribbed tanks
itira: damb
BusTed: 😬
ButButTheJesus: nopenopenope
Thefluffiestguineapig: NOOOOOOOOOOO
ghyllnox:
Ugh but also
Thefluffiestguineapig: Better than the charger guy?
TheDevil_Risen: hahahaha
TheDevil_Risen: its aussie slang
ProcyonFlynn: Sorry, but that is old.
MilkInBags: LMAO
SnackPak_: hell yeah
ghyllnox: Helllllll yeah
YawnLance: Amazing
Nigouki: YESSSSSSSS
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's amazing !!!!!!!!!!!!
MrSarkhan:
ButButTheJesus: omg cuuuuute
JessieImproved: ok yeah worth it
MilkInBags: and this guy? it's you from the future
SnackPak_: what a bro
Diabore: adam made a gym friend
Kramburger: "Hey, you're seeing this too, right?"
betweenmyself: good looking out: best gym friend for life
skintbint: thats a beautiful interaction
MilkInBags: nice dog you got there mate
xantos69: You know what. Get this guy on the stream. We need him to point out weird dogs.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Adam, your gym interactions are goals for my normal interactions
ghyllnox: 1. The gym is on fire 2. That person is dying 3. Look at that weird dog
realbadatthis_: he baptized?
BrowneePointz: Maybe they taught it Dog Dressage
Kramburger: There was that dude that lent you headphones
ContingentCat: yeah the ideal gym interaction is not
MilkInBags: z and x
definenull: Uh oh
Thefluffiestguineapig: Interesting
Thefluffiestguineapig: This will end poorly
betweenmyself:
“Can I do a thing with you?” is a worringly vague and open-ended request
MilkInBags: long intro it is
Kramburger: WELP
SnackPak_: I"ll miss this stream
Earthenone: the highlight will only show the correct answer
raulghoulia: so were not beating the game today huh
BusTed: dare
rustywir3s: drive
tehfewl: i got dare
public_key_reveal_party: tell dale
MilkInBags: bad word
baltimore_667083: like the Yorkshire Dales
BusTed: @tehfewl high five
ghyllnox: done
ghyllnox: mop
ManWithTheMask13: they're locked in
MilkInBags: LMAO
itira: hahahahaha
JoeLowe2: I actually got dale hahaha
definenull: OH NO
ManWithTheMask13: THEY'RE LOCKED TF IN
Aceviru: Lol
SnackPak_: so close
ButButTheJesus: HA
MilkInBags: nemesis
Mai_Andra: got mixed
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's hilarious
niccus: their signals are interfering
rustywir3s: get a bucket and a map
GasCityGaming: Adam and I are drift compatable apparently
BrowneePointz: I also said Map
BusTed: lamp
ghyllnox: limp
AnjaZeta: lamp
ContingentCat: lamp
rustywir3s: loop
ProcyonFlynn: Lupin the Third
MilkInBags: WOW
Thefluffiestguineapig: Lap
JoeLowe2: leap
electra310: leap
tehfewl: Lap
Earthenone: moth love leap
baltimore_667083: loop
MacbethSeemsSus: Not drift compatible
trebuchetboy: loop
ButButTheJesus: YES HAHAHA YES
ratstronomer: I love this stream so much
Kramburger: I'm one apicece
definenull: This is the rest of the stream
BrowneePointz: Lip
Thefluffiestguineapig: This is so good
thatguysteve2709: The creative juices in this room are incredible
ButButTheJesus: @ratstronomer its really the best
niccus: maybe this should be the new starting thing instead of shooting us
niccus: you can even use the wheel!
public_key_reveal_party: man, it's weird how long last of us is to get through
Thefluffiestguineapig:
Try swear words
nicolebarbaraann: Hi you goobers
thatguysteve2709: R
ghyllnox: kill
tehfewl: KILL
ContingentCat: kill
SnackPak_: kool with a k
Kramburger: kneel
baltimore_667083: krill
AnjaZeta: kill
MilkInBags: chat
BusTed: kneel
korvys: krill
Going_Medium: krill
Darth_Litigious: Kill
trebuchetboy: keel
ManWithTheMask13: Keel
Thefluffiestguineapig: Kill
ProcyonFlynn: Klingon
MacbethSeemsSus: keel
Riandisa: knoll
niccus: keel
GasCityGaming: kill
ManWithTheMask13: keel
electra310: kill
Thefluffiestguineapig: kill
betweenmyself: shoulda gone with K and O, for the obvious kangaroo
ContingentCat: oooo tricky
itira: BEN????
Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm laughing so hard
MilkInBags: this is the worst drift compatibility i've ever seen
Darleysam: statistically you should've got one by now
rustywir3s: k but its silent
itira: KNEEL
TheWriterAleph: happy pride
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ben are you ok?
ghyllnox: NEIL??
w1gum: ben going 3-2-1 and then 1-2-3 fking gets me
baltimore_667083: tread
Going_Medium: tread
AnjaZeta: toad
ghyllnox: Toad
ButButTheJesus: the penitent man shall pass
Darth_Litigious: Toad
BusTed:
MacbethSeemsSus: trend
Tekman6001: toad
ManWithTheMask13: Toad
JessieImproved: turd
MilkInBags: stream sponsored by td bank
korvys: Told
Riandisa: tread
sorocoroto: toad
Redbassist: Toad
realbadatthis_: toad
Kramburger: Told
JoeLowe2: torrid
ContingentCat: toad
serramarkov: tied
betweenmyself: tailed
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: I’m 3/4 synced with Adam
itira: turd
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Thneed
Thefluffiestguineapig: Tied
ManWithTheMask13: LMAOOO
BusTed: toad-a so
MilkInBags: this is heartbraking
SnackPak_: im fuckin crying
itira: LOL
Thefluffiestguineapig: Off by one!
saucemaster5000: I no longer believe in true love
realbadatthis_:
ButButTheJesus: AH TOADA SO
BusTed:
ManWithTheMask13: Goal
MacbethSeemsSus: goal
ghyllnox: gill
Furrbahl: goal
Going_Medium: grill
Kramburger: Gruel
mrjujubeans: they toad that line
korvys: Gull
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JoeLowe2: grail
itira: goal
Redbassist: Grail
LRRbot:
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ContingentCat: goal
Darth_Litigious: Gill
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Grill
Tekman6001: gal
rustywir3s: goal
realbadatthis_: gel
ManWithTheMask13:
electra310: goal
MilkInBags:
TheDevil_Risen: HAHAHAHA
itira: yaaaass
TheDevil_Risen: F
ghyllnox: \o/
Omnipotrevor: gavel
rustywir3s: goooooooaaaaaaaaal
baltimore_667083: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL
definenull: FIRST TRY
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeeeeesssssss
Nigouki: rigged
public_key_reveal_party: got there first try
ContingentCat:
ButButTheJesus: GOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLL
MacbethSeemsSus: We're not putting you two in the jaeger
ghyllnox: Now you gotta confirm
skintbint: score!
electra310: got there!
saucemaster5000: Finally, true love confrimed
raulghoulia: first time right time
Mazrae: that was the GOAL
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: gooooooooooaaaaaaaaaalllllllll
Thefluffiestguineapig:
MilkInBags: how can you two be friends
JoeLowe2: yay!!!! you're a match
YawnLance:
Wow not saying Y to set up gay. Pride month's really over 
ContingentCat: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 23:37.
mrjujubeans: talk about a primer
JinaMahavira: Neil!
itira: Ma-op
Kramburger: Kneel Turner?
ButButTheJesus: the penitent man shall pass
Mazrae: !updog
LRRbot:
The stream has been live for 2:46:47.
TheDevil_Risen:
took long enough 
TheDevil_Risen: GG
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Kneel Patrick Harris?
betweenmyself: Previously on tLoUp2: Doctor Lady says we can’t join the road trip down the coast, where did Lev run off to?
Redbassist: Happy pride
kimmibeans: It's adorable that y'all are matching
nicolebarbaraann: I can't believe you guys even got one of those right holy moly lmao
raulghoulia: you can only change if you have to go to the bathroom
ProcyonFlynn: !store
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's so good
w1gum: I like when a parent and kid wear the same outfits
w1gum: now which is which
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also big time content warnings for this
lamina5432: we can see ellie after like two onths
TheDevil_Risen: you look professional
YawnLance: Mel
TheDevil_Risen: in your LRR branding
Juliamon: maaaaarg
betweenmyself: Marg, mother of Bort
ratstronomer: Margit the gel omen
ButButTheJesus: MARG!
Thefluffiestguineapig: The pregnant one
baltimore_667083: marg sampson
TheDevil_Risen: MarG!
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: @procyonflynn store is still offline. I hope the move is going well
Thefluffiestguineapig: Pregananant
baltimore_667083: pregananant?
MilkInBags: depends which one
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Pergonate?
Morrigan9: dad pun
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Which arm would you prefer to lose?
BrowneePointz: I would be in shock for a LONG ass time
serramarkov: I don't wear my Pride stuff much in June, because I wear it a lot the rest of the year, because I'm happy my friends exist all year long.
saucemaster5000: That's why I'm always armed kkona
ProcyonFlynn: @ThreeTwoOnePantsOff Thanks - mobile and was the easiest way I could think to check.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sapphic_Shenanigans My non-dominant one
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: @sapphic_shenanigans someone else’s, ideally
public_key_reveal_party: benjamin "ghoul" ulmer
lamina5432: they have tools to play videogames with one arm
Darth_Litigious: You've got a spare ear
saucemaster5000: I'd lose an eye if you give me a tooth
mrjujubeans: no more boops!
GasCityGaming: my left
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: and a Final Front-Ear
ghyllnox:
YawnLance: Who needs ears anyway
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betweenmyself: if ya lose your nose you can pull a Tycho Brahe and get a gold replacement… and supposedly die for refusing to take a bathroom break during a party
ghyllnox: Okay quick review boys, why'd the trans kid shave his head
ghyllnox:
You totally missed it
Juliamon: It was something the men did
Thefluffiestguineapig: No idea
YawnLance: They were trying to marry him off to an elder
ghyllnox: He was going to be married off
saucemaster5000: I've played this game before and I don't remember
thatguysteve2709: Ben did you just push a handicap person
saucemaster5000: Trap question
rustywir3s: famously impossible to get married with a shaved head
Kramburger: It was two weeks ago at least
ManWithTheMask13: Adam, what did your gym interaction person show you today
YawnLance: They get like 60% of the story it's fine
mrjujubeans: ah, Mormons
ghyllnox: It's true, I do come here knowing that
Juliamon: It's hard to absorb a story that's as watered down as this one
Thefluffiestguineapig: Forced marriage and attempted denial of gender identity are such big CW it's misery city
Kramburger: You care about anyone still alive in this game?
saucemaster5000: Bald people annulment day was a mistake
TheWriterAleph: shake dat warlus
kimmibeans: Hey, I keep having to check TV Tropes to remember what the hell happens in this game, so non judgement
everythingspellslinging:
Friends! 
How are the stroops? And how are you both ^^
Cptasparagus: But my laugh equity....
JosephDeath: Adam why do you hate whimsy?
DMGlol: they don't even have real snow inside
BrowneePointz: so are music boxes but it's a lil pretty thing that brings some people joy
ButButTheJesus: i like them!
far2muchsarcasm: sparkly thing
ButButTheJesus: orb!
ghyllnox: Oh right you didn't say a dog might die
Kramburger: @kimmibeans That's a risky way to do that
YawnLance: I like water orbs
TheMerricat: Chat if you find water in an orb in a forest, do you let it out?
ManWithTheMask13: was the funny dog walking not today?
frank_the_great: Mr. House would be judging Adam so hard
GasCityGaming:
Wait, WHAT?!
Omnipotrevor: Ben confirmed ponderer
YawnLance: I mean maybe the water was snow, you don't know
niccus: it's not like anyone frees the thing inside
realbadatthis_: adam doesn't hate whimsy, he hates snow and things trapped in jars
mrjujubeans: what about ash globes?
bo_brinkman: microplastic orbs
Kramburger: S'no-globes
betweenmyself: snow globes are the most effective means of imprisoning glitter for it’s many crimes
TheMerricat: Fallout.
thatguysteve2709: Fallout
TheWriterAleph: @frank_the_great dr house, too
ManWithTheMask13: The big computer
saucemaster5000: Pallout
ghyllnox: Fallout NV, he collects snowglobes
everythingspellslinging: Paul House in the middle of the street?
ManWithTheMask13: +2
Kramburger: Aren't you Adam Gamehaus?
kimmibeans: @Kramburger I'm so used to it that I'm pretty good figuring out what's a spoiler and what's not if I comment to the boys. I personally don't care if I'm spoiled lol
rosesmcgee: He's letting it Paul hang out?
ButButTheJesus: mightay mightay
rustywir3s: he's mighty mighty
TheMerricat: You fuckers, now I can't remember Pauls real last name.
Rhynerd: saunders
ButButTheJesus: @Rhynerd thank you
YawnLance: @TheMerricat House
Kramburger: It's Paul Hello!
gualdhar: Paul doesn't have a last name, he's just "Paul of the Crystal Gondola"
toblerine: Lev shark Abby seal
thatguysteve2709: Mel's dead
Diabore: uhhhh
Thefluffiestguineapig: That tiny shark is adorable
Kramburger: No she's NOT
saucemaster5000: Ulmer, Savidan, Saunders, Stark, oh.....
betweenmyself: shark isn’t from IKEA: 2/10
everythingspellslinging: oh that goes well on a shark cute ry board!
ghyllnox: Mel's right kid
TheMerricat: No one in this story is a good person.
Diabore: @saucemaster5000 the turner snub
toblerine:
Yara sees her 
Rhynerd: I shall die if I must. may actually earn me some trust as I will no longer have a spotless record.
everythingspellslinging: I do not condone eating sharks! i must add!
PMAvers: blahej
skintbint: he looks quite similar to ben
YawnLance: You suck with people, Owen
saucemaster5000: Damn. I'm great with kids. Unsubscribe
korvys: Burn
thatguysteve2709: Ouch
TheMerricat:
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, just talk to them like a normal person
YawnLance: Introducing yourself in the middle of the night is kinda weird tho
swaggytaco: kids are weird dw about it
Thefluffiestguineapig: @YawnLance Agreed
saucemaster5000: 2AM "Hi, first name"
Thefluffiestguineapig: Introducing at the bathroom?
bo_brinkman: I just keep a bag full of lighters to hand out to the tweens.
SnackPak_: kids love that
lamina5432: speak pokemon it'll work
ProcyonFlynn: Let introverts be awkward.
YawnLance: Make sure to wolf howl too
saucemaster5000: then tickle their nose, just like an adult
ManWithTheMask13: @saucemaster5000 You just reminded me that my nickname in another server is literally "2 AM"
ghyllnox: And then bark. Make sure to bark, they'll love that
MilkInBags: LMAO
MilkInBags: i got your nose and will sell it for crypto
gualdhar: Hey, you wanna skibidi the... wait that doesn't work
Kipstar: shoulda grabbed a chair and sat backwards on it first
Nigouki: Owen wants to start his own cult for the polyamory
Thefluffiestguineapig: I often talk about weird interests because kids enjoy when you let them talking about their interests like they are valid because they are
BrowneePointz: Why does Abby's BF look like he runs a Dudebro Podcast
rosesmcgee: try wearing glasses now you little shit
frank_the_great: WHAT WAS THAT
thatguysteve2709: Damn Adam is so good with kids
toblerine: @browneepointz its he haircut
ghyllnox: Welp
ManWithTheMask13: Show em how horse bites an apple
toblerine: the
MilkInBags: holy shit that's abby?
saucemaster5000: @ManWithTheMask13 jesus
ManWithTheMask13: @saucemaster5000 WHAT
saucemaster5000: you know what
YawnLance:
I'm glad Owen and Mel will be fine while Abby goes on her adventure
Nigouki: wait there's still MORE subplot before we get to the Ellie stabby stabby!?
lamina5432: oh yeah the shit love triangle
rustywir3s: yarrrrr
ghyllnox: Yarr
TehAmelie: how goes the end of the world?
BusTed: yarr
frank_the_great: Yarrrr
YawnLance: Oh yeah there's a whole bunch of stuff
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ManWithTheMask13 I mean, you should slice it so they don't get it stuck in their throat. Choke in a horse is a huge issue with whole apple
lamina5432: this is pretty bad writting
ButButTheJesus: oh right, Happy Canada Day!
toblerine: sub plot?
SnackPak_: 4 more years!
frank_the_great: Curious
Aceviru: Trust, you guys are the only reason I'm here
ManWithTheMask13: this game doesn't have any cursed amulets, how am I supposed to enjoy it
rosesmcgee: We love the streamers. But that love can only carry us so far.
YawnLance: Nice
MilkInBags: well
Thefluffiestguineapig: You all are why I'm here
ghyllnox: I'm fine just watching the movie. Yall are starting to get fed up
rustywir3s: haaaaaaaa
ManWithTheMask13: YEAH?
Sapphic_Shenanigans:
ghyllnox:
swaggytaco: nice
TheWriterAleph: splat.
realbadatthis_: hahahha
public_key_reveal_party: good job ben!
saucemaster5000: I'm ONLY here to hear the story and these two canadian chucks keep TALKING
thatguysteve2709: We didn't complain about blood orne we can sit through this
DMGlol:
holy
ButButTheJesus: lawl
frank_the_great: Don't worry, she's not Canadian
toblerine: Abby is the plot i fear
betweenmyself: skipping down the stairs sometimes ends poorly
TehAmelie: i'm definitely here for the company. haven't followed this game at all
serramarkov: Happy Canada Day!
danielcanemagic: I am here for the jokes, stay for the fall damage!
TehAmelie: your show is usually after my bedtime but i'm being naughty today
skintbint: they're trying so god damn hard to get abby over, they needed to remove like 6 hours of this shaff and give us something a bit more enticing gameplay wise, i think we'd care more about abby that way imo
SnackPak_: second best part of this stream
Scy_Anide: That's why they call him Ben.
frank_the_great: Knees didn't bend tho
ManWithTheMask13: FED
danielcanemagic: Full on t pose jump, no going back!
saucemaster5000: weeewooo
Wolfstrike_NL: It's way to hot to sleep now
ManWithTheMask13: Adam didn't you literally call Drizzt a snitch yesterday
ShaneLeeAtk: Snitches, the both of you
saucemaster5000: tock from phantom tollbooth gonna bite you
danielcanemagic: @Wolfstrike_NL As a fellow dutchie i agree!
SquareDotCube: gotta get yourself an amulet of slowfall
ManWithTheMask13: @saucemaster5000 deadass?
YawnLance:
ghyllnox:
itira: OH
Nigouki: FUCK
Thefluffiestguineapig: WELP
public_key_reveal_party:
ghyllnox: Welp yeah that'll do it
Darleysam: "wanna see mine?"
TheDevil_Risen: gg ez
MatzerKat: I'm just slowly nodding with a grin on my face. Mmm, chef's kiss.
Thefluffiestguineapig: I bet they do that as a bit sometimes
public_key_reveal_party: to be fair, that is polite to do, just very funny
YawnLance: Your lil boo boo
saucemaster5000: I faint at blood... was NOt great at first aid
bo_brinkman: "you've got a lot more limbs than most people I work with"
lamina5432: it is polite but that I can feel that blush
type_variable: i take photos of dead people for work hbu
BrowneePointz: Yea I know you made it onto their Highlight Clips
BrowneePointz: cuz Serge Pogged in the front row
YawnLance: Her best
TheDevil_Risen: and u got featured
TheDevil_Risen: on the livestream
realbadatthis_: they need a hand
TheDevil_Risen:
toblerine: @skintbint her gameplay and segments is the best in the game and u dont need to care abt her imo
YawnLance: Nice
lamina5432: serge showed it off
ghyllnox:
BrowneePointz: I'm very excited for Yunara
TehAmelie: that's why we made cars
daedela: y'all got game three nunu
niccus: that's why there's rocket league with people now
BrowneePointz: that's how I feel seeing online Mario Kart World races Ben
public_key_reveal_party: I played like, 3 rounds of league ever, and I tried watching professional league and I had no clue what was happening, but everyone was super hype
BrowneePointz: that shit melts my brain
niccus: Rematch
TheDevil_Risen: whats better BenBen, SF6 or LoL?
ManWithTheMask13: is it just more or is the Let's Nope logo higher up than it is normally
gualdhar: you know who'd be bad at Rocket League? Steve Jobs. because he's dead.
ManWithTheMask13: *is it just me
Morrigan9: henry ford was like "hey soccer is neat and all but..."
betweenmyself: I must be *well* below average cause I am hot garbage at rocket league
YawnLance: It's scared
Juliamon: The bug got shifted for another game's UI
danielcanemagic: Also Ben how are the stroops? ^^
ManWithTheMask13: crouching guile emote
saucemaster5000: shoot this mask person
MatzerKat: This hiking trail seems less than ideal
gualdhar: serves them right
ManWithTheMask13: @saucemaster5000 only if you get shot alongside me
PMAvers: "You can correct us with the Correction Battle Pass, just attach a $50 bill to each correction."
nicolebarbaraann: YOU COULD HAVE BROUGHT STROOPWAFFLES
type_variable: i thought i was saving the tv show for after this playthrough but they dont even cover all of the second game its a ripoff
BrowneePointz: *suplexes Ben*
YawnLance: Oh no
Aceviru: Lol
ghyllnox:
YawnLance: You're done for now
ManWithTheMask13: get his ass
ButButTheJesus: uhohhhh
saucemaster5000: @ManWithTheMask13 I get shot regularly, this is not a threat writey man
TheDevil_Risen: WRECKED
Juliamon: dig *up*
danielcanemagic: Makes notes to give more to Ben next time haha!
ButButTheJesus: was it a good oof or a bad oof
ManWithTheMask13: @saucemaster5000 "writey man" let's get you to bed, grandpa
Darleysam: oh, yeah who lost the wheelspin today?
nicolebarbaraann: It was
TheDevil_Risen: ITS AUSSIE SLANG
nicolebarbaraann: different
YawnLance: Ah less "oof" more "yikes"
betweenmyself: sharp intake of air, as if one got stabbed
saucemaster5000: @ManWithTheMask13 pwomise?
TheDevil_Risen:
leave it alone
nicolebarbaraann: I just wasn't used to it!!
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Darleysam: o7
ManWithTheMask13: @saucemaster5000 I don't have any tuck in emotes, but I would if I could
TheDevil_Risen: i still call my blue bonds singlets that, no one cares down here
ManWithTheMask13: Excuse me
Wolfstrike_NL: It is!
BusTed: Be free
ghyllnox: This story is so convoluted anyways
awildshen: <message deleted>Damn, just got here to find out I got shot
MilkInBags: yeah eat shit vod watchers, it's this or nothing
YawnLance: Some people ONLY watch the vods
ManWithTheMask13: This was a vod show for literal years for me
BrowneePointz: you're probably the most chat focused
0x6772: To be clear: I will *also* consume the vods, because I do care what you said about portions of this game, but… exactly what you said.
ManWithTheMask13: LMAO
MilkInBags: LMAO
Diabore: theres a lot of chat interaction
YawnLance: hahaha
TheDevil_Risen: dont feel to bad @nicolebarbaraann
Wolfstrike_NL: o7
itira:
Darleysam: hit 'em again
MWGNZ: o7
thatguysteve2709: Shoot em again
Omnipotrevor:
Don't kid anyone, this stream is best experience through highlights 
YawnLance: o7
Thefluffiestguineapig: o7
ContingentCat: o7
ManWithTheMask13: Enjoy that new Juri costume in the timeout zone
realbadatthis_: o7
type_variable: better shoot em again
saucemaster5000: LMAO, shen just chilling playing SF6 all day...
lamina5432: o7
ghyllnox: o7
DMGlol:
xantos69: The problem with the Vod is, if I have a sick burn to lay down, I just have to yell it at my screen instead of putting it in chat.
0x6772: lol
DMGlol: the two tap
ButButTheJesus: noooo whyyy
far2muchsarcasm: adam's trigger happy today, watch out
Juliamon: The notification shares their last two messages
betweenmyself: watching via VODs loses the sense of danger one experiences live, given the possibility one may get shot based on the first letter of their Twitch handle
ManWithTheMask13: I'd be still a vod watcher if not for OOFC
thatguysteve2709: @juliamon even better
GasCityGaming: I got shot while in countdown like a month back
public_key_reveal_party: what is life without a little risk though
MilkInBags: o7
Wolfstrike_NL: Is the sniper suppose to be..Joe's brother?
realbadatthis_: o7
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saucemaster5000: @ManWithTheMask13 lmao man. I hopped here about... 6 years ago.
ManWithTheMask13: I saw it a bit ago
saucemaster5000: 4 is now my fav
type_variable: theyre all the same
Thefluffiestguineapig: It looks interesting
MacbethSeemsSus: They're all bangers
lamina5432: Only 1 and 2 here
ManWithTheMask13: Ballerina was fun, not as good as 4
Aceviru: I didn't like how they made this guy curse in Spanish. Gotta highlight he's Hispanic I guess
saucemaster5000: The party one is 4
GasCityGaming:
my new work laptop blocks Twitch, so no streams at work for me
BrowneePointz: that's 2
BrowneePointz: the italian party
MacbethSeemsSus: That's 2
Sapphic_Shenanigans: That's the second
Dog_of_Myth: That's 2
skintbint: im surprised adam knows about ballerina, you know with his "under-a-rock" life style
MilkInBags: that's also 4th
MacbethSeemsSus: In rome against Common
ManWithTheMask13: 3rd has the attack dogs
ManWithTheMask13: Or dog*
MilkInBags: 3rd as the infinite dog scene
BrowneePointz: the chick kills herself in her pool and he escapes the italian rave
Sapphic_Shenanigans: First one is honestly the best.
MilkInBags: it takes forever
BrowneePointz: in 2
saucemaster5000: 4 has the scott adking party scene
Goombill: The 4th is the giant staircase fight
TehAmelie: i like Mikey's videos about John Wick much more than the sequels
saucemaster5000: scott adkins
Scy_Anide: Wait, does he shoot the dogs in 3?
BrowneePointz: Donnie Yen
ManWithTheMask13: 4th has Cane, which clears
Darleysam: 4 has some absolutely incredible fight choreography
Rhynerd: 4th one had the stairs he fell down a bunch.
MilkInBags: @Scy_Anide no they're friendly dogs
saucemaster5000: Yen is also the 4th
Diabore: @Scy_Anide no dogs are on his side in 3
Scy_Anide: Oh, ok. That makes more snese
Scy_Anide: sense even
rustywir3s: snese
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is four the one where he gets yeeted off a roof?
MilkInBags: snese
YawnLance: snese
Diabore: snese
saucemaster5000: atchoo
itira:
EvilBadman: Bless you
ManWithTheMask13: caught
Dog_of_Myth: snese
Thefluffiestguineapig: snese?
ButButTheJesus:
skintbint: snese
thatguysteve2709: You knew the word dressage. All is forgiven
Rhynerd: @thefluffiestguineapig think that’s 3
MilkInBags: worse than getting shot
Crimall: DRAG EM!
xantos69: Is chat a bully?
SquareDotCube: Dark/Ice pokemon Sneasel?
BusTed: star of film and television gary snese
ManWithTheMask13: OKAY SO THAT WAS TODAY
type_variable: how do these characters not get sick from getting in cold water and nto drying properly multiple days in a row
MilkInBags: adam is going from ape to wordsmith
MacbethSeemsSus: Does this guy not need to reload?
frank_the_great: Adam reads
ManWithTheMask13: LMAO
YawnLance: Say it
thatguysteve2709: Skittles
Dog_of_Myth:
frank_the_great: BEN
0x6772: Ben.
public_key_reveal_party: the horse's name was also dressage
betweenmyself:
ghyllnox:
MilkInBags: napoleon's white horse
Thefluffiestguineapig: Dressage tends to get attributed as any weird horse thing, people forget its the discipline where they literally wear top hats in competition
TehAmelie: i learned about dressage from a real snobby guy who was super into period clothing and used it wrong
Thefluffiestguineapig: Which is dumb to me as someone who trusts horses by not enough to not wear a helmet
MilkInBags: dressage is just training in french
BusTed: sniper btw
realbadatthis_: o7
betweenmyself: Ben apparently missed the prompt
ManWithTheMask13: I tried making one of those when I was younger
ManWithTheMask13: Full honesty
danielcanemagic: Call my name (as said by the horse) and safeee me from the dark!
Nigouki: yes, pressurized cylinders as cover, god damn genuises
Dog_of_Myth:
public_key_reveal_party: little hops
Thefluffiestguineapig: @MilkInBags Yes, but triage is barely derived from "to sort" in French, so there's a lot of things that come from french because language is weird
MilkInBags: we are truly in july
Rhynerd: this sniper was given a lot of bullets.
saucemaster5000: @ManWithTheMask13 This is an unrelated question -- have you seen RRR?
ButButTheJesus: adummmmmuh
thatguysteve2709: I was playing DOTA!
ManWithTheMask13: @saucemaster5000 I haven't actually. Is this a recommendation?
ManWithTheMask13: We're talking about Chun-li!
saucemaster5000: Nevermind, check discord later doom
MilkInBags: rich sniper
Rhynerd: @ManWithTheMask13 i have seen it snd it was so darn good
swaggytaco: its a semi
thatguysteve2709: RRR is a great movie
BrowneePointz: speaking of Zombies you get to see 28 years later yet Ben?
Rhynerd: long enough to be 2 movies but it has an intermission and earns both.
MilkInBags: he's gonna see it in 2055
itira: loool
betweenmyself: melee build for the win!
public_key_reveal_party: I'm going to be honest, I don't think swarms of zombies will ever be a good use case for a sniper, so maybe they just gave this one guy every sniper bullet they had
MilkInBags: adam would you scream better if you got shot
rustywir3s: wahhhh
MilkInBags: just sit down and say, damn
TehAmelie: this gal is quite a scrapper. with how short she is and carrying like 50 kg of guns
ManWithTheMask13: Adam does the sf6 parry animation
public_key_reveal_party: someone gets shot, adam: "skill issue man"
MacbethSeemsSus: Gets shot, quiet "hey"
MilkInBags: this feels like an infinite zombie waves scenario
BrowneePointz: we like the way you work it. No Wiggedy
0x6772: <message deleted>A good mechanic never blames his tools, Ben.
BrowneePointz: is that the lyrics?
MilkInBags:
YawnLance: o7
Dog_of_Myth: o7
BusTed: damn
rustywir3s: gottem
MilkInBags: they're out of control!
itira:
Blakemcm: a good mechanic would have good tools
type_variable: back in my day we didnt have thumbsticks we had two buttons and a dpad and we liked it
MrSarkhan: o7
thatguysteve2709: Shit
realbadatthis_: o7
ContingentCat: o7
MilkInBags: someone call the cops!
ButButTheJesus:
Dog_of_Myth: I was just about to type that as well
definenull: This is the true live experience
DMGlol: lmao
ghyllnox: "You're going to play this whole game with this D-pad until you're sick of it"
betweenmyself:
danger is omnipresent
ghyllnox: o7
ButButTheJesus: I've never understood that saying. Like, if I'm a carpenter and my saw doesn't run, I'm not gonna be like, "damn I don't know what's wrong with me"
RealGamerCow: These battle scenes are like 3 times longer than they need to be
skintbint: i find it so funny that you can just beat the fuck out of the zombies in this game
gualdhar: one of these days you'll have to ban someone for a real reason and no one will notice
theambivalentagender: If a smart man never suffers fools, nobody in this chat or stream is a smart man
YawnLance: She's just that powerful
thatguysteve2709: Poor mods poor Graham they are going to have a book to read for tonight's timeouts
public_key_reveal_party: I wonder what percentage of timeouts people in chat get are just from lets nope shooting people
theambivalentagender: We're all suffering fools together
BrowneePointz: nah the mods do that fast enough
rustywir3s: oooooohhhhhhhhh
gualdhar: idk I'm slightly tipsy
BrowneePointz: If an asshole gets banned in the forest and no one sees it. Did the streamer shit in the woods?
public_key_reveal_party: if it is a good enough ban, sure why not?
DMGlol: this dude sure has a lot of bullets
Thefluffiestguineapig: The mods have lightning fast reflexes
MacbethSeemsSus: Banning does cause an air horn to go off a the Stark house
Juliamon: LRRbot catches most real offenders before chat can even see it
Juliamon: just try to zalgo and see what happens
ghyllnox: That'd be miserable
rustywir3s: lmaooooo
TehAmelie: here i thought chat just almost never had malefactors
gualdhar: how do you zalgo as a verb?
ghyllnox:
public_key_reveal_party: operation: give penelope an airhorn and see what happens
rustywir3s: i volunteer as tribute
lamina5432: the ban apocolypse
kumatsu: Adam whips out his phone in the middle of the meeting and starts banning people
RealGamerCow: Adam would have the "Andy pog from Parks and Recs" face
SnackPak_: thank goodness
ghyllnox: @kumatsu Gotta wait until they're home
rustywir3s: rip
Blakemcm: get him to the story mandated end
SnackPak_:
swaggytaco: yea
TehAmelie: idea: what if individual users could be set to slow mode or emotes only as a milder form of ban?
BrowneePointz: no idea
ManWithTheMask13: how does Ben get the mandate to heaven in this game
BrowneePointz: but they showed off Blade and Jean Grey for Rivals and they look Peak
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ManWithTheMask13: wb Shen
SnackPak_: o7
Juliamon: there is absolutely no point to individual-user slowmode/emotes
ghyllnox: Yeah like through the eye
SquareDotCube: kinda like the hallway with the big window in cs_office - stay around too long and you'll find a bullet in your head
TehAmelie: guess not
Aceviru: And nothing of value was lost
Nigouki: we tasting his brains right now
DMGlol: wait manny is dead
BrowneePointz: good. fuck that champion(i play only aram)
MWGNZ: o7
public_key_reveal_party: shen is really getting it today o7
RelwinEJ: goddamn I missed the shoot-ening again
YawnLance:
Blakemcm: lol how cinematic
ButButTheJesus:
ghyllnox:
Wolfstrike_NL: Every time Ben dies a chatter gets shot
RelwinEJ: apparently have to catch the podcast on the vod
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voren_chalco: Fight sniper fire with regular fire
RelwinEJ: flamethrower around the corner "Oh, war crimes are cool now?"
thatguysteve2709: Kill my friend I commit war crimes abbey
rustywir3s: finally out of bullets i guess
Nigouki: that can't be tommy
Nigouki: tommy is blonde
kimmibeans: Water is soft, he'll be fine
type_variable: no body no crime
Diabore: ben we know tommys alive at the theatre when jessie gets popped
YawnLance: If you remember Jesse mentioned Tommy was sniping
Wolfstrike_NL: Tommy met back up with...main girl right?
public_key_reveal_party: I don't get why every single person in this game's first reaction is always and forever "shoot first, ask questions never" when they see any person
saucemaster5000: jet ski into sunset!
RealGamerCow: just a face full of spray
thatguysteve2709: Where's the mouse
BrowneePointz: Yall pumped for RE9 Next February!
SnackPak_: loading screen
YawnLance: Gamers crave the boat content
Thefluffiestguineapig: Why did they animate spay on the camera?
ghyllnox: Do you think they cut out anything from this game?
awildshen: video games
RelwinEJ: water... depth... tension... art.
betweenmyself: yes, that was Tommy, but no, he isn’t dead (we saw him later during Ellie’s arc previously, as confusing as that sentence is)
Veshnikard: Is this art?
ManWithTheMask13: what if there were plus frames on the boat
thatguysteve2709: Give me mousely
RelwinEJ: We crave a-boot content today
frank_the_great: WAit, I wasn't looking, did I miss the boat scene? Anyone got a clip
ButButTheJesus: happy canaday
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, This feels unnecessary as well
Kaaosa: let's go stinky trucks
TehAmelie: i guess we have some mission but if i had a boat in the zombie apocalypse my first stop would be an oil rig
saucemaster5000: no we don't
CaptinOfBeez: what about sea of theives for boat content?
Going_Medium: Ok, zombies don't breath... so does that mean that zombie sharks can go on land... very slowly chasing you down?
TehAmelie: we can give them robot legs
TehAmelie: wait Junji Ito already did that
Aceviru: So you kill them if they are already dead
ghyllnox: The ones here are controlled by the fungus, they should need to breathe
rustywir3s: liches be breathin'
frank_the_great: They walk under water in one of them old zombie movies. The one with the island
type_variable: the real question is why do we crave land when theres so much more water
betweenmyself: Abby chokes them out for a while before snapping their neck, so it sure seems like these one breathe
YawnLance: Let's go stinky farts? Is this anything?
jokcourtz:
Day off work and i catch the stream! 
thatguysteve2709: Depends on the version of the zombies because they definitely breathe in 28 days later unoverse
Kaaosa: lmao
SnackPak_: I prefer a good burp
saucemaster5000: I huge shit is so satisfying
saucemaster5000: THANK YOU
BrowneePointz: Burps. Same relief but no stank
hyperialguard: Wario's down+B? Such relief
RealGamerCow: a giant fart, especially if it doesn't stink, is so relieving
ghizmou: when you have a stomachache and you fart and the ache goes away
lamina5432: burps have bckwash
Mai_Andra: imagine dying to zombies that only found you from the burritos you ate last night
Aceviru: Especially if you eat meat
ContingentCat: no worry of the risk of poop with burp though
Morrigan9: adam's clam stank
SnackPak_: bless
SquareDotCube: chickens are awful
0x6772: I totally deserved that timeout, but that burn on Ben (mechanic blaming tools) was worth it.
itira: WHAT
nicolebarbaraann: Gas you out in my own home
YawnLance: Clam Nectar
RealGamerCow: nectar
realbadatthis_: nectar
SnackPak_: nectar
BrowneePointz: Clam Nectar
type_variable: nectar
Thefluffiestguineapig: clam nectar
saucemaster5000: that is... not the first thing I'd think of clam stank
circusofkirkus: fluid roulette
DMGlol: he's been infused with clam stank ever since
ghizmou: he learned stuff about canada
Frankenstain: “why fart and waste it when you can burp and taste it?”
type_variable: well adam revoked his citizenship,
0x6772: Ian *happened* on Live.
MacbethSeemsSus: Adam avoided the mother
jokcourtz: nectar of the gods
MrSarkhan: It was a good live
kaijubrian: Nothing that comes from a clam should be called nectar....
lamina5432: Cam just passed too
Wolfstrike_NL: 3 out of 20 questions were identical
BrowneePointz: Graham made that joke too
Aceviru: Lmao
0x6772: True!
RelwinEJ: Smallest Canadian passed
ContingentCat: yeah G noted that
ButButTheJesus: Ring tailed lemurs will rub their tails on their glands and wave their tail at another lemur, its called stink-fighting
SnackPak_: but it wasn't a quiz about that part of canada
Veshnikard: Also got a few gimmie questions
RelwinEJ: densest concentration of canada
TehAmelie: did you know if you hold in farts enough the gas gets absorbed in your blood and then you breathe it out
Rhynerd: i was watching the VOD of that before this stream started. gotten to shortly after Jacob drank the mother.
rustywir3s: prometheus be like
silenceaux: I maintain most Canadians cannot name the governor general
nicolebarbaraann: Damn so my burps are just mouth farts
ButButTheJesus: nature be wildin'
nicolebarbaraann: Sorry babe I had no idea
0x6772: @TehAmelie But also maybe don't do that. You don't actually want methane in your blood stream.
definenull: Hehehe
BrowneePointz: That's just another name for Family Guy Porn
YawnLance: heh
rustywir3s: bnnuy
The_Timo: I like this area of the game visually
DoctorHutch: Got a holy name
Nigouki: that's the fun part, right? where does the carbon in the carbon dioxide we breathe out come from? It's from all the fat and sugar!
GasCityGaming: this makes me wanna play Valheim
RealGamerCow: Hey, sometimes there"s snow
The_Timo: I mean after hours of ruined city
type_variable: the amish as a vacation spot
JosephDeath: I mean, this green is why I moved up to the PNW
Nigouki: finally we Valheim after all the CoD
SnackPak_: that was a pretty good bong
0x6772: Isn't the "oh, this is the combat one" visual cue-ing a less abrasive form of the "yellow marks the ladder"?
thatguysteve2709: That was some good foli
saucemaster5000: DAMN back to the apple
TehAmelie: not even if it's a funny bong?
theambivalentagender: I love green too but sadly my partner is allergic to Outside
skintbint: im 7 months sober from being 7 years addicted to it real proud of myself
RelwinEJ: like a crazy straw?
BrowneePointz: my friend has a pirahna plant in a pipe bong
SnackPak_: the top is a penis
Omnipotrevor: Is that someone firing up a bripe I hear?
public_key_reveal_party: I feel like the moment-to-moment gameplay of this series is great, but I think the story is pretty overrated
0x6772: @BrowneePointz I like your friend just based on that.
SnackPak_: coffee and cig is goated
saucemaster5000: As a non smoker, ben is right
groulux: The super bong from Idle Hands? That was my personal favorite in my college days.
RelwinEJ: actual ash and burnt water
vinewood_og: junkie behavior
0x6772: I support Ben here.
ManWithTheMask13: I love black coffee sm
zeathean: yes
jadielady: yes
The_Timo: combining stimulants?! of course
lamina5432: I like neither
ButButTheJesus:
@skintbint happy for you!
kimmibeans: Not a smoker but my partner was. Yes
itira:
jadielady: to me smelling coffee always reminds me of smoking
jokcourtz: i quit smoking 4years ago.. i have dreams about buying smokes from the corner store
theambivalentagender: I thought this was gonna be the big reveal that Serge was a smoker and I would have been shook
CamoYuki: In high school my math teacher did nothing but smoke and drink coffee
vinewood_og: I would know
ManWithTheMask13: a cup of decaf black coffee? best thing in the morning
theambivalentagender: *is
BrowneePointz: Smokers kill their taste buds so hard they have to go for icky bean juice to taste things again
RealGamerCow: smokers say that about everything. coffee, drinking, sex, eating, walking, working, sleeping
skintbint: they absolutely are hahaha, whats even worse is living with 3 people who smoke like 2-3g a day each hahaha, i have an iron will
TheMerricat: I mean there is a reason why hardbitten noir always has someone with a cup of joe and a lit cig.
skintbint:
@ButButTheJesus thankyou!
Mai_Andra: As someone who doesn't smoke or drink coffee, I have no idea what Ben is talking about.
Nigouki: swimming with holes in our lungs wheeeeeee
Omnipotrevor: I don't think that water was protecting you at all
type_variable: the coffee keeps you awake and the ciggy prevents hunger,
DMGlol: In high school, my economics teacher went off on a crazy rant about the shampoo industry and the conspiracy to make men bald
saucemaster5000: what the
RelwinEJ: it would turn into a jet so propel you forward
ManWithTheMask13: run the set
RealGamerCow: Eric Lindros played hockey with a hole in his lung
BrowneePointz: Adam was gifted with natural canoes for feet. of COURSE he can swim
TehAmelie: i dislike both smoking and coffee so i guess the pairing makes sense
definenull: Pool episode!
Dog_of_Myth: Road trip time!!!
0x6772: Oh, I am *in* for this real-world stream.
vinewood_og: "we'll do it live!"
Aceviru: Dad's taking us to the pool
gualdhar: it's July 1st! the month rolled over!
ManWithTheMask13: Ben doesn't want to run the set
The_Timo: The let's nope beach episode
smertmonkey: lrr swim trials?
MacbethSeemsSus: I'm on my last datum
nicolebarbaraann: It's true. I've seen adam not being able to swim
saucemaster5000: this is how the two boys drowned
jokcourtz: the swim suit episode
GreyThey: Do a stream from a stream!
kumatsu: Live prerecord pitch inc
w1gum: Whats the kiddie pool budget like for LRR?
rustywir3s: beach episode???
public_key_reveal_party: lets nope beach episode
vinewood_og: BoatQuest
ContingentCat: road quest 2
ManWithTheMask13: okay there buddy
itira: idk Adam iv seen that picture of you in the floatie
theambivalentagender: @browneepointz I think you mean rudders but sure he's got canoes for feet
realbadatthis_: to swole to float
nicolebarbaraann: Adam it's ok you don't have to lie
RealGamerCow: Isn't Adam's profile picture somewhere him in a lake or something?
raulghoulia: bullying him on Canada day
w1gum: You aren't swimming right now, checkmate
nicolebarbaraann: Some people just can't swim
SnackPak_: it's never to late to learn
Nigouki: i can remember Ben jumping into the cold water lake, I only remember Adam in the onsen
ManWithTheMask13: That picture's' goated
YawnLance:
Whatever you say big guy
Dog_of_Myth: Sure thing bud
RealGamerCow: I aspire to be as relaxed as Floatie Adam
itira:
DoctorHutch: No way that guy swims.
ghyllnox: Yuuuuuup
ManWithTheMask13: I am innocent
vinewood_og: You made us this way
RelwinEJ: You swim? Name five swims right now.
itira: never once
Aceviru: Someone throw Adam a lifesaver
ghyllnox: Never not ever
BrowneePointz: I have Never once been bullied by Adam or Ben(this is a lie)
ButButTheJesus:
yes we're never bullied 
ManWithTheMask13: I can do no wrong
theambivalentagender: Adam's got those Michael Phelps appendages
MacbethSeemsSus: If you can swim, why do you still live on an island?
lamina5432: how long can you hold your head underwater
type_variable: adam has never called us stinkies not even once
Mr_Horrible: I'm civilized I don't need to swim
skintbint: ok flood the moonbase right now lets put this issue to bed, lets prove our boys a good swimmer
raulghoulia: adam what did you say at stream start again?
w1gum: To be fair, you did shoot like 11 people at the start of stream
ghyllnox: The man who shot a chatter three times
thatguysteve2709: Shen is would be on your side but they aren't here for some reason
Juliamon: people who use cars don't feel like they need to defend their ability to walk, why should using a floatie be any different
Nigouki: don't you get Swimming as a freebie skill when you move to an island?
WitchyTQ:
@itira how come you no accept my palia invite 
Larkonus: *Checks the going live skeet*
ButButTheJesus: Adam precious cinnamon roll
zeathean: I mean, does floating count as swimming ?
public_key_reveal_party:
Khasi1596: just tuned in, didn't know adam couldn't swim, wow
TehAmelie: to be fair it's harder to float if you've got a lot of muscles
betweenmyself: if your feet can touch the bottom of the deep end and you’re still above water, learning to swim is just a bonus
RelwinEJ: @TehAmelie This has been my excuse
ButButTheJesus: so I flooded the moonbase
vinewood_og: an *expensive* crapshot
itira: @WitchyTQ im so invested in roasting adam and ben (mostly adam)
groulux: Beej shows up and it's the ship scene from Gladiator 2
Mr_Horrible: "behave like an adult?" "THAT'S HOW ADULTS BEHAVE NOW!"
Omnipotrevor: Ellie killed an "Ian" too, didn't she?
WitchyTQ: @itira i'll accept this
Mr_Horrible: LOGIN
BusTed: damn
BrowneePointz: run itira! don't accept it! play better games!
type_variable: what was i supposed to do man? behave like a reasonable adult? were CONTENT creators man!
itira: @WitchyTQ YOURE NOT EVEN ONLINE
MacbethSeemsSus: Unfortunately the "banning" airhorn and "moonbase flooding airhorn" sound the same
WitchyTQ: @itira LMAO I LOGGED OFF
Going_Medium: If you don't go past the buoys into the deep end you'll be fine. You can still hang out in the pool with us and have fun.
itira: @WitchyTQ i swear to fkn god
RealGamerCow: So, they just brushed off Marcos' death or whatever?
ManWithTheMask13: caught
WitchyTQ: i wait AN HOUR
Dog_of_Myth: Damn
ContingentCat:
ButButTheJesus: YOU log in no YOU log in!
Mr_Horrible: 2 ships passing in the night but also apologizing to each other
WitchyTQ: YES
itira: wym you waited! i see no discord message
saucemaster5000: I'm always on itira's side
skintbint: man ive watched every second of every stream of this game and have no idea whats going on. kinda bad video gaem
WitchyTQ: proof is i came here cause i knew they'd be here lmao
rustywir3s: like waiting an hour before swimming
public_key_reveal_party: there's a lot of sidequests going on in chat this lets nope
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Mr_Horrible: I've heard it said
itira:
@WitchyTQ
YawnLance:
Sometimes athletes can't swim and that's okay 
Thefluffiestguineapig: I am hoping this is all in good fun and not in any kind of pressure because it feels kind of mean
Kaaosa: adam can't float confirmed
ManWithTheMask13: BLUE FORTY-TWOOOOO
Mr_Horrible: why would I hop in the river during a float? That's not where my chair is
RelwinEJ: rivers are streams when you're ten feet tall
saucemaster5000: putting your toe in counte sweetie
itira: uh oh a sinker
Dog_of_Myth: Need pictures for proof.
MrSarkhan: pics or it didn't happen
ghyllnox:
Thanks for the gift sub! It completely fucked my stream though
RealGamerCow: Is Adam being gaslit right now?
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's huge generosity
TheMerricat: Adam erasure.
WitchyTQ: tbf the water carries you in a river, swimming isn't really needed
BusTed: I'm voting Ben for elimination
betweenmyself:
Adam’s semi-aquatic nature is being besmirched!
Mr_Horrible: see, Ben is a known razzer of berries, so I trust Adam more on this one
saucemaster5000: happy canada day
kaijubrian: Is this where we find out Adam and Ben are the same a la fight club?
ButButTheJesus: fohkin' a bud
Mr_Horrible: Adam just razzes *US*
ManWithTheMask13: This is just the Dhalsim VC all over again
0x6772: It was my first time gifting subs, so I didn't see where to add a message, but those 10 gifted subs (~$50 USD) was towards a live stream of Adam swimming.
YawnLance: Who replaces Ben?
Mr_Horrible: we just need a majority, champ
ManWithTheMask13: When his own discord quarantined him in a VC for labbing Dhalsim
saucemaster5000: @YawnLance You, sorry
WitchyTQ: @0x6772 can i have $50 for a video of me swimming?? this seems like a sick gig
YawnLance: @saucemaster5000 oh shit
thatguysteve2709: I am done with jury duty not for another year I do not want to vote for anything
BrowneePointz: Ben gaslights Adam. Adam replaces Ben. This is fair
ghyllnox: What was that one guy's name that Adam was afraid was going to replace him
ghyllnox: In a dream or something
0x6772: @WitchyTQ I mean, maybe from somebody? This is contextual.
gualdhar: that tracks
ManWithTheMask13: It was fucked up
Mr_Horrible: okay but did they quarantine Bacon too?
saucemaster5000: that was months ago, get over it mannnn
ManWithTheMask13: I was the only one that roughed it out with you
Mr_Horrible: okay yeah that's targeted then
Cptasparagus: In a couple of days is Graham going to be on a YouTube video saying the words "a review of our policies after systematic abuse was identified in LRR"?
jokcourtz: Dhalsim is cool tho
frank_the_great: Just swap Ben for his stunt double
Nigouki: Let them who has not Dhalsinned cast the first stone
Mr_Horrible: Sauce would absolutely be bellyachin' on the reg
saucemaster5000: yeah but I'm a vassal to the lord
Aceviru: Lol
YawnLance: Wah (defeated)
Mr_Horrible: I know this because I would too, and we are of a kind
SquareDotCube: 'dohImissed
Thefluffiestguineapig: Sauce is just mimicking what he sees
ButButTheJesus: "wahhh"
BrowneePointz: Waluigi if he was the Critic in Ratatouille
ghyllnox: waH
GasCityGaming: those sprinklers in the produce Aisle be like......
public_key_reveal_party: dark souls death sound but it's wario
betweenmyself:
I got a scar from a red hot marshmallow poker like thirty years ago and I *still* constantly whine about it 
Mr_Horrible: my twitch follows in recent months have given me too many varieties of "wah" to consider
itira:
fkn stop
ButButTheJesus: oh my
BrowneePointz: i prefer the Bloodborne "aaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!" at the top of your lungs
0x6772: Adam out here generating ring tones.
saucemaster5000: man brings up something from months ago, tells someone else they would oo
kumatsu: Adam just moaning away while Ben tries to do a stealth section
Dog_of_Myth: Oh, that's going to be a clip.
Mr_Horrible: I can no longer interpret it one way by default
ContingentCat: this is going to make an interesting clip for the highlights
mulligan2six: This is starting to get horny sounding
RelwinEJ: let's nope 'asmr'
SnackPak_: im gonna make a soundboard
ButButTheJesus: gracious
Red_Dead_Monkey: ADAM HAS DISTURBED MY ENTIRE HOUSE
Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm not but I'm alone in my apartment
public_key_reveal_party: that's a rookie mistake
Mr_Horrible: see that sounds like a death rattle where you accepted it
jokcourtz: suuuure
ghyllnox: Adam let's see your hands bud
BrowneePointz: no, that's Turtle Gooning
frank_the_great: Imagine stabbing someone and that's their stab sound
ManWithTheMask13: put them on the horn
type_variable: im wearing headphones but my house can hear me reply guy with ahhhh
Red_Dead_Monkey: Can't mom just divorced my father over you
YawnLance: My household is in shambles
ghyllnox:
thatguysteve2709: Wait this isn't a horny stream? Man I subbed to the wrong stream for 3 yrs
BrowneePointz: we don't have standards on Let's Nope
BrowneePointz: let's be honest
Mr_Horrible: Me, disturbing their entire house with my trebuchet formation
circusofkirkus: you've perturbed my bloodline
GasCityGaming: she single?
TehAmelie: she single?
jokcourtz: she single?
kimmibeans: Those are very horny moans. Pain and effort moans have more "oomph" to them
Aceviru: Is she single and baptized
TehAmelie: dang, i was slow
vinewood_og: Is she baptized?
0x6772: So… Mom's single?
saucemaster5000: That is how fiefdoms work
Red_Dead_Monkey: Fiiiine
drcthulu: you're not my real dad
MrSarkhan: but is she baptized
GasCityGaming: @TehAmelie #winning
Mr_Horrible: maybe they're east coast
YawnLance: Chat of course she's single she just got a divorce
Mr_Horrible: it could be after the watershed for all we know
frank_the_great: It's 9:30pm EST, the only correct time zone
Mr_Horrible: @YawnLance you'd be surprised
Red_Dead_Monkey: Eastern heresy
MrSarkhan: Rude
Mr_Horrible: EST contains Boston, immediately discarded
circusofkirkus: Central is god's timezone
ContingentCat: it's the bEST though
Juliamon: we're also not in standart time right now
Kaaosa: imagine being in a low tier time zone
BrowneePointz: spoken like one of those Westies
skintbint: better than half 2 in the morning where i am
lamina5432: You just have to be a degen like me an EST is goated
frank_the_great: @Mr_Horrible You've just made an enemy for life
xantos69: Truth
thatguysteve2709: You mean remaster
raulghoulia: you wish you lived in Boston were great
realbadatthis_: Boston? like the pizza?
Mr_Horrible: @frank_the_great eh, Bostonian life ain't that long
TehAmelie: it's 3 in the morning here and the sun is high. what is time
frank_the_great:
type_variable: FROM DOWNTOWN
Kaaosa: great murder, ben
Kaaosa: real proud
MrSarkhan:
Red_Dead_Monkey: Chefs kiss of death
ghyllnox: F
Mr_Horrible: thought that NPC said "DOWNTOWN" for that throw for a second
James_LRR: you turned that man into nuggies
saucemaster5000: oh... I should've missed
Mr_Horrible: "sound balancing" *jazz hands*
Juliamon: hi james
skintbint: woah is that james from loading ready run?
public_key_reveal_party: the guns in these games do feel real satisfying
Mr_Horrible: speaking of bedtimes
vinewood_og: uh oh James is here, act normal
ManWithTheMask13: @James_LRR Adam can swim, right
ghyllnox: Guns usually do sound a *lot* louder than in games
Dog_of_Myth: Hi James
Mr_Horrible: the Digging Hour
skintbint: yeah @James_LRR can he swim?
ButButTheJesus: hi jims
Mr_Horrible: that's the name of that show, right?
jokcourtz: face your fears Adam
itira: yeah who taught you
ManWithTheMask13: James, be truthful
DMGlol: james surely won't lie to us
circusofkirkus: what strokes
saucemaster5000: Andre the giant only doggie paddles
BrowneePointz: Adam's like 5 Mins from Powerbombing Ben
Mr_Horrible: Nelly taught you to swim?
Kaaosa: pool goes to another school
James_LRR: I can confirm Adam can swim. we went to the lake a few times last summer.
betweenmyself: where did you learn to swim? “in the water”
0x6772: If *only* for the bit, we need video evidence that Adam can swim.
Mr_Horrible: he really is a Dad
darkcyril: @realbadatthis_ "And here comes the pizza"
circusofkirkus: you swim? name 5 strokes
Going_Medium: Nelson taught you to swim?
Red_Dead_Monkey: You leave new dad alone!
Kramburger: *Looks at picture of Nelly*
ManWithTheMask13: Boom
circusofkirkus: wading != swimming
itira: LOLOL
BrowneePointz: he's got a pool girlfriend in Canada
Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
frank_the_great: Nelson taught you? You must be really good at swimming then
MrSarkhan:
ManWithTheMask13: James, you just went up a notch in my book
DoctorHutch: I heard can't
DMGlol:
going to the lake doesn't mean you swam in the lake 
vinewood_og: "we were having a bit."
public_key_reveal_party: can't believe in one stream we learned adam can't swim and james is a liar
saucemaster5000: River race!
darkcyril: Opposite banks.
Red_Dead_Monkey: Ben gatekeeping rivers, shamefull
Mr_Horrible: "I've reserved the WHOLE RIVER! Where's your permit???"
RelwinEJ: east bank vs west bank
RealGamerCow: "We're gonna be upstream and pee *constantly*":
saucemaster5000: yes let us kill each other over this
MacbethSeemsSus: As a white man I claim this river
BrowneePointz: ah yes Anish Kapoor the River
Dog_of_Myth:
MrSarkhan:
ButButTheJesus: ♪ buy me a river
rustywir3s: for his own safety, he can't swim
ghyllnox:
itira:
got his ass
public_key_reveal_party:
0x6772: "We're buying the river." "Why?" "It's for a bit, just put it on the company card."
YawnLance: "I thought the BC hydro guy was all about rivers man, that sucks"
ButButTheJesus:
James_LRR: btw, there should still be dilly bars in the freezer if you want some.
ButButTheJesus: dilly barrrr
ManWithTheMask13: can I have a dilly bar, James
frank_the_great: @James_LRR Big Dawg
ContingentCat:
Red_Dead_Monkey: Dilly BAR!
TehAmelie: you can't swim in the same river twice. . .how long can you buy it for?
Dog_of_Myth: Let's go
SnackPak_:
definenull: break/snack time!
rustywir3s: what's a dilly bar?
thatguysteve2709: Paul House?
MrSarkhan:
Dog_of_Myth:
Nigouki: LET'S GO LACTOSE
public_key_reveal_party: @rustywir3s it's an ice cream bar
ButButTheJesus: aren't we all
Juliamon: Dilly Break!
letsbelgo: Its rumbly poop but its fun
Mr_Horrible: mmm, sugar, cocoa, and the milk of a beast
letsbelgo: you feel good after
Dog_of_Myth: Time for Ice Cream chat.
Kaaosa: i wanted to watch them consume
Aceviru: This podcast has breaks?
ghyllnox: Damn, not even any music
0x6772: @Aceviru Worse: they're ostensibly playing a video game during!
darkcyril: @Aceviru "Today's episode is sponsored by Square Space."
Mr_Horrible: @Kaaosa they still might, hold out hope
Dog_of_Myth: What flavor of ice cream you getting chat? GO!
Mr_Horrible: @Dog_of_Myth I've got some orange creamsicle in my fridge
Kaaosa: @Dog_of_Myth coffee ice cream with gummy bears/worms folded in
vinewood_og: mint chocolate chip
thatguysteve2709: @dog_of_myth peanutbutter ripple
Dog_of_Myth: Good choices
CamoYuki: ice cream sando
Mr_Horrible: and now I'm tempted to make a (probably awful) float with this kolsch
LoadingReadyRun: @ghyllnox music is playing
TehAmelie: licorice ice cream, haven't had that in years
RelwinEJ: @Mr_Horrible don't do it!!!
kumatsu: every time I've tried to go to my local DQ the ice cream machine has been down
RealGamerCow: gummy bears in ice cream is evil.
Mr_Horrible: @RelwinEJ are you speaking from experience?
type_variable: and now a word from our sponsors ; 5 mins of silence
0x6772: @LoadingReadyRun If that's not just gaslighting, that channel's not making it to the stream.
RelwinEJ: @Mr_Horrible yes, needs stout
darkcyril: @Dog_of_Myth I'm just opening a second beer. Because there is no ice cream in the apartment, the store is located outside of said apartment and I just got home from a 13 hour day and don't want to leave again.
LoadingReadyRun: we hear it
Mr_Horrible: @RelwinEJ hmm, fair
betweenmyself:
I tolerate lactose so well I have a framed rendering of the lactose molecule hanging by my fridge
YawnLance: We don't
LoadingReadyRun: damn
Dog_of_Myth: @darkcyril That's fair.
LoadingReadyRun: thats crazy
Kaaosa: @RealGamerCow i like when they're hard to chew
0x6772: lol
darkcyril: @Dog_of_Myth That said, if I remember, I'm buying ice cream tomorrow after work.
Kaaosa: yes
GasCityGaming: yes
SnackPak_: sure
darkcyril: (If is doing a lot of lifting in that statement)
Aceviru: Lol
saucemaster5000: why would you not???
Mr_Horrible: you do, every time you eat a gummy bear
Dog_of_Myth:
Larkonus: What the fuck did I just return to
TehAmelie: i have a framed painting of me holding hands with a dairy farmer (lie)
saucemaster5000: @Mr_Horrible THANK YOU
skintbint: man i had a wee, got a buscuit, living life to the maximum right now
rosesmcgee: Gummy bears extrude gummy shits. Fact
Kaaosa: it's the dill(y)bros
TheDevil_Risen: wb
definenull: how's the i cream
frank_the_great: Would you still love me if I was a gummy worm?
niccus: whoa the bars are real
Dog_of_Myth: I am proud that my question resulted in that response
TehAmelie: icream!
TheDevil_Risen: DILLY BARS!
RelwinEJ: hot damn, Ben put a hurt on that right quick
Mr_Horrible: they only shit gummy worms if they have intestinal problems
RealGamerCow: hot take: The ratio of ice cream to chocolate on a dilly bar is bad
kumatsu: I TURN AROUND AND WALK OUT
darkcyril: HOT EATS Ben
BrowneePointz: Mine's a Grill and Chill so lots of hot food
theambivalentagender: Im sweating in a hot car right now and I just popped in to the eating of ice cream
realbadatthis_: tendies
0x6772: DQ ostensibly also serves burgers and fries.
lamina5432: DQ calls itself a grill now
frank_the_great: DQ's food is actually pretty good. I was shocked ngl
saucemaster5000: A cow or a Royaly member?
BrowneePointz: EXCUSE YOU. MINE sells Fried Mushrooms and Pizza Burgers!
Kaaosa: it's not DQ grill OR chill
BrowneePointz: and Tenderloins!
RelwinEJ: it's been years, but their tendies were pretty choice
Mr_Horrible: yeah, their chicken tenders are pretty damn good for the price of the box
BusTed: Are we not representing the Hot Eats as well as the Cool Treats?
darkcyril: Yeah, that's what makes them good.
TheMerricat: Don't know if DQ quality in Candana equivalent to that of Missouri, but their chilli dogs are to die for here.
KodeMage: In the US DQ actually makes the best chili cheese dog (with raw onions on top).
MrSarkhan: I agree with Adam
rosesmcgee: Lobster
darkcyril: Mozz sticks.
type_variable: nachos
TehAmelie: now i want a crepe with chocolate icecream
Aceviru: Fries
frank_the_great: Watermelon
thatguysteve2709: Dilly bar
kumatsu: mozarella sticks
MrSarkhan: nuggies
the_walking: I’m happy my dq doesn’t serve food, only ice cream
Thefluffiestguineapig: Crab legs
RealGamerCow: pop rocks
skintbint: dipping maccy's chips into milkshake is a great laugh
0x6772: I think asparagus is fun.
darkcyril: @kumatsu same braincell
betweenmyself: in my head canon gummy bears exclusively eat those Bit-o-Honey candies
Dog_of_Myth: Adam is right though
Mr_Horrible: Ben-Bot now consume fuel. Beep Boop.
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Any food on a stick is inherently fun
niccus: for some reason the dairy queens around Austin is owned by a local family (Mayfield) so the menu is a little different
RelwinEJ: says the man that was talking about chewing being a thing that he was tired of
JosephDeath: Tell that to popsicles with jokes on the stick
ghyllnox: It's on a stick *and* it has a crust
KodeMage: any food you can juggle is fun if you have 3 of them
darkcyril: By that same token, I offer Kit Kats.
Aceviru: Adam had McDonald's, so he had fun today
Mr_Horrible: @Sapphic_Shenanigans state fairs have understood this for centuries
YawnLance: Oh they're over on the left now, spicy
ghyllnox: Spoilers, you already did
Sapphic_Shenanigans: @Mr_Horrible Exactly!
betweenmyself: the Adam and Ben Podcast: now with 80% less gameplay to sit through
saucemaster5000: that's maturity
SnackPak_: o7
skintbint: thats so indictive of what this game is "we have to keep playing", its just too long
hatboozeparty: Did you get lost, or found self respect?
vinewood_og: Wrap it up
darkcyril: And by "it" Adam means "lactose tolerance"
0x6772: There's an easy solution to a full, unopened box of dilly bars in the freezer.
Mr_Horrible: Office dilly bar box untouched, office Tums bottle empty
Mr_Horrible: Old allegations unbeatable
definenull: the trauma train never ends
Juliamon: To be fair, DQ is an American brand
ButButTheJesus: it long
Juliamon: eating it on Canada Day is the opposite of Elbows Up
BrowneePointz: it's a bit overlong
saucemaster5000: Movies were better when they were 90 minutes and I'll die on this
raulghoulia: that explains Mine O clock
hatboozeparty: I come here for the podcast tough
e_bloc: whats that
frank_the_great: Persona 5 took a while iirc
vinewood_og: "Oh look another flashback..."
MacbethSeemsSus: Not going to lie, was hoping you'd wrap it when I missed the stream a couple weeks ago
ghyllnox: Man, MoC must be Dire
0x6772: @saucemaster5000 100% support for this
Larkonus: There's more reasons to stop watching than to randomly join mid-way through, unfortunately.
KodeMage: how many episodes deep are we? this is my first
skintbint: honestly this has been great as a viewer cos it means we get more of you guys riffing which is a lovely bonus
letsbelgo: @ghyllnox they are ending for a reason!
RelwinEJ: MoC: oh look, dirt!
Mr_Horrible: sniped out of spawn, goddamn
TehAmelie: story is a strong word for that poetry jam session
Thefluffiestguineapig: Or something like W+P
Mr_Horrible: he got me, chat
KodeMage: is this a horror game?
0x6772: lol
BrowneePointz: I mean hey, thel onger this takes the closer it is to Silent Hill f releasing
Mr_Horrible:
I don't even PLAY minecraft, I just wanted to make the funny! 
Aceviru: Adam had fun today
saucemaster5000: Eating like shit means you shit it out tomorrow brother
darkcyril: That's called carbo loading, Adam.
BrowneePointz: you had food. periodt
RelwinEJ: you're lifting the extra calories
type_variable: @KodeMage we murdering our way through america and not even reflecting on our psychopathic behaviour thats pretty horrifying
Nigouki: It's a national holiday Adam, enjoy the cinnamon bun
ghyllnox: Slow cooker in the summer is always a tradeoff
vinewood_og: "cultivating mass"
BrowneePointz: also Chat, we don't need to moralize food
saucemaster5000: oo I wanna know the slow cooked curry now
darkcyril: @vinewood_og "dirty bulk"
skintbint: i had a whole 16 inch pizza hut and a sainsburys meal deal today, and a cinammon bun myself
public_key_reveal_party: slow cooker is way better than oven in the summer
Dog_of_Myth: Hell yeah brother
rustywir3s: i do declare
RelwinEJ: The non-window AC units are not great
theambivalentagender: Just got a notice that my adhd meds Ive been out of for a week are ready for pickup....at almost 7 pm, so I need to wait until tomorrow
BrowneePointz: a texas oil baron
itira: wah!
betweenmyself: hey Ben, can we get a quick “eeeeeYUP”?
ghyllnox: Waahh!
BrowneePointz: I think he IS
raulghoulia: sick Burgess Meredith impression
public_key_reveal_party: @theambivalentagender that's rough
letsbelgo: In other people's workplace*
Mr_Horrible: counter-intuitively, Wario is out treasure-hunting too much to be in the office ever
saucemaster5000: wario eats your lunch and puts a "stop eating my stuff" post-it on the fridge
Mr_Horrible: "ohhh, my tilapia!"
Nigouki: man, musk suck if you're minding your own business and a crossbow bolt is the last thing tjat goes through your head
saucemaster5000: @Mr_Horrible "oooh, sekiro"
TehAmelie: Wario doesn't have an office job but he'll sneak into random workplaces and do it
MWGNZ: parnets
BrowneePointz: and musk the smell
ghyllnox: Musk suck
Nigouki: plz ignore the 2nd typo in that sentence
Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 "Come! Sekiro! ...to my office, we need to have a talk about your candor at standup"
SnackPak_: cheese it!
Mr_Horrible: okay but tjat sounds cool
Nigouki: fuck
Darleysam: Mr President, a second typo has hit the chat message
rustywir3s: tjat
Mr_Horrible: that's innovations in wordology
kumatsu: I feel like I need to drop a spelling mistake for Adam to spot for his enrichment
The_Timo: Now it's a mission to find out how many we can sneak by you
Pharmacistjudge: I see Adam is blasting people. all is right with the world.
circusofkirkus: eh
YawnLance: I'm not used to left-side Ben and Adam
Mr_Horrible: you two just might be quite entertaining
ButButTheJesus: i'm here for it
ghyllnox: Yep
Nigouki: it's still definitely a fun time well spent
skintbint: this stream is unironically phenominal viewing
ghyllnox: It's appointment viewing for me
saucemaster5000: Good to know your stream is good in youtr middle age
e_bloc: rhytem cafe, chess boxing
RelwinEJ: If you add the BC hydro guy it's like a second Ben, so it could only get better
saucemaster5000: FUCK
raulghoulia: Jesus and the Fonz
rustywir3s: what was THAT
lamina5432: ludwig and Cdawg?
ghyllnox: Heather and Paul is pretty popular when it happens
ButButTheJesus: youtr
vinewood_og: Shots fired Talking Sim
Mr_Horrible: that one going for broke right there
MacbethSeemsSus: She's not even dead, she just wanted to show off
Mr_Horrible: that's how you say "Gimme da oscar" in bit-part
ghyllnox: Get 'im!
xantos69: Only if you do the "I don't know who to shoot!" bit.
kumatsu: I still can't get over Julie's mom asking if I was James
TehAmelie: reminded me of this one time i got a bug in Doom that made him do a death scream every time he took damage
Mr_Horrible: you have Famous Youtuber James Turner
Mr_Horrible: he knows how to deal with bullies, Ben
James_LRR: I mean... I told you about ice cream
James_LRR: At least give it 30 before you rip me apart
BrowneePointz: one is handsome, one is beautiful
RelwinEJ: Adam is James if James was cool and dapper
Frankenstain: James is the one that can swim, right?
Mr_Horrible: I keep waiting for these seraphites to accidentally do the Tex Avery whistle for their callout
rustywir3s: no, no!
type_variable: *just*
vinewood_og: Swim competition
itira: ohhh dear
Mr_Horrible: we're learning a lot about everyone tonight
Pharmacistjudge: you are assuming bridge trolls aren’t handsome
betweenmyself: NO! Our rustic all-wood construction is less flammable than our flesh!
Larkonus: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult!
saucemaster5000: okay you are a very very good boy
Seth_Erickson: The Last Of Us is still trucking I see.
James_LRR: Yah, wow. That was on me.
public_key_reveal_party: I wonder why james isn't in chat for this stream more ofteb
vinewood_og: Now cave trolls.... yyyuck
Mr_Horrible: the season 2 villain of Trollhunters could get it
BrowneePointz: James is a Troll Racist
darkcyril: Bridge trolls are important for infrastructure.
Mr_Horrible: Jeff
Mr_Horrible: that's why it's his namme
The_Timo: They seem more like pests, like you hire a guy to fumigate for bridge trolls
thatguysteve2709: Wow wow why are we now villifing james
theambivalentagender: One of my ex coworkers at the dog salon would constantly say "good girl" in a tone that made a lot ot the rest of the salon side eye
MacbethSeemsSus: There's famously a toll
DoctorHutch: They charge the toll
lamina5432: they get housing
frank_the_great: They do it for the love of the game
Seth_Erickson:
Not even benefits 
RelwinEJ: Things I've learned from Let's Nope: Italians aren't funny and James is a Troll racist.
raulghoulia: Chicago Highway Patrol
0x6772: Bridge trolls are paid in the children consumed who fall through.
Mr_Horrible: hamster like "oshitofuck"
drcthulu: That's why they charge a toll
Mr_Horrible: whatever people enjoy is their business
Scy_Anide: Wow, I winced at that.
Pharmacistjudge: bridge trolls get free housing and a steady income from the troll toll.
SnackPak_:
theambivalentagender: Oh god it was exactly like that
ButButTheJesus: oh my
MacbethSeemsSus: "good girl" *rolls tongue*
itira:
my skin is crawling rn
vinewood_og: Poppin a semi at the dog salon. Cancelled.
darkcyril: @theambivalentagender Like "Arthur Morgan talking to his horse" tone?
Kramburger: I accidentally started praising my daughters the way my friend praises his dog when he's training her
thatguysteve2709: Wow that was a true 10% I coughed on my spit laughing so hard Ben damn
TehAmelie: why did we never call it a bridge troll back when you'd have scammers selling bridges?
Mr_Horrible: Abby just doing the awkward whistle
theambivalentagender: @kramburger you know training kids and dogs has a lot more overlap than most people want to admit
Nigouki: did Mom drop good loot?
ghizmou: in this game, who hasn't
Pharmacistjudge: at least Bridge trolls have a physical object they are defending. it’s not crypto
Larkonus: "Was your mom carrying any bullets, or..."
Mr_Horrible:
and ready to mingle 
skintbint: yeah if the fire didn't work we'd be all cold in the winter
Mr_Horrible: "Oh hey, another Lifesprig!"
BrowneePointz: i'm cautiously optimistic for Borderlands 4 since Ify is on the writing team
BrowneePointz: september i think
type_variable: bl4 is sept 12
Mr_Horrible: some people got like an early build for promo streams or something iirc
type_variable: there was a fen fest for beta playing like 2 weeks ago
BrowneePointz: Adam! It's a new writing team! Ify Nwadiwe is on it!
YawnLance: I'm shocked
BrowneePointz: there's a chance it'll be good!
RelwinEJ: Tina's Wonderland was a banger
Mr_Horrible: it seems like it's setting itself up better than 3
public_key_reveal_party: borderlands is a good game where the writing is on a rollercoaster of quality with a lot of lows
GasCityGaming: Adam, been keeping up on the Street Fighter movie casting?
YawnLance: Oh my bad I was getting electrocuted. Don't worry about it.
type_variable: i mean it looks good but also theyre bringing back the 80 year old clown so idk
BrowneePointz: most of it sucks. But David Dastmalchian as Bison is PERFECT
GasCityGaming: 50 Cent is Balrog
Kramburger: Orville Peck is Vega
0x6772: Mamoa as Blank is *genius* casting.
Mr_Horrible: what
Mr_Horrible: he's way too small for Bison
RelwinEJ: Doesn't seem big enough
MrSarkhan: Oh neat
ghizmou: a gay cowboy
EvilBadman: Cody goddamn Rhodes as Guile
0x6772: (I swear I typed "Blanka": that was auto-correct.)
MrSarkhan: what!
Mr_Horrible: okay that's funny
BrowneePointz: Wait what? I thought David Dastmalchian from Suicide Squad was M Bison Adam
korvys: Cody Rhodes in talks for Guile
betweenmyself:
apparently the big ruckus with SF6 is that Yuri’s upcoming costume doesn’t have bare feet… Yuri mains got it bad y’all
Mr_Horrible: @BrowneePointz still too small, if true, also not really the right kinda face
ghizmou: incredible or unwatchable, it's one or the other
lamina5432: this will either be very good or so bad it's a meme
Mr_Horrible: and I love me a Dastmalchian
skintbint: you been watching any wrestling these days adam?
realbadatthis_: test audience couldn't see him
BrowneePointz: yea David Dastmalchian is M Bison
e_bloc: too much to do for the last real champ
vinewood_og: Different guy
kumatsu: it's gonna be incredible, but not the way they want it to be
BrowneePointz: Polka Dot Man from Suicide Squad
betweenmyself: *Juri, not Yuri
KaiTerranova: isn't Alan Ritchson doing Guile?
BrowneePointz: he's actually an INCREDIBLE cast for Bison
Mr_Horrible:
uh I believe you mean Doctor Fearless 
type_variable: all white guys look the same
BrowneePointz: David has BIG Raul Julia energy
BrowneePointz: I can see it
Mr_Horrible: I do not think his profile is great for Bison, just at a glance
Mr_Horrible: but he's good at selling
rosesmcgee: maximum fan service
type_variable: people have time to bluk up too
type_variable: bulk*
BrowneePointz: I mean he's also playing Mr 3 in One Piece Live Action and I think that's ALSO perfect casting @Mr_Horrible
Mr_Horrible: his performance will probably be good, but visually it feels odd
TehAmelie: Keanu Reeves as JP send tweet
skintbint: is there a story for street fighter or is it just characters in a world that fight eachother
DoctorHutch: There was a very fun series of street fighter shorts on YouTube like a decade ago
Mr_Horrible: @BrowneePointz okay that one makes more sense
xantos69: eeeh
BrowneePointz: Nicholas Hoult is new Lex
niccus: pitchford is definitely setting the game up to be held to its price's standard
vinewood_og: Duckie Luthor
Mr_Horrible: Lex Luthor needs to be 1 inch shorter than Superman because it'll drive him nuts
rosesmcgee: Michael Clarke Duncan as Kingpin was underrated
type_variable: terry crews as lex luthor please
Mr_Horrible: yeah, it'll probably be down to the costuming
darkcyril: To be fair, Street Fighter characters have filled out a LOT since Street Fighter 2
Mr_Horrible: honestly it'll probably work fine, my initial reaction is just skepticism
Kaaosa: that's bait
Mr_Horrible: or watch it up
tehfewl: I hope they do a "It was a Tuesday" reference
Mr_Horrible: in the cutscene movie
Sapphic_Shenanigans: @rosesmcgee Absolutely, he might have been my favorite Kingpin. the physicality and intimidation factor was amazing. MCD was so great
rustywir3s: oh i love brisket
BrowneePointz: I mean, MK1 was a decent story until they shat their ass in the last 1/3
skintbint: im sure i wont regret searching guilty gear strive story into google
BrowneePointz: oh the mk11 bullshit
BrowneePointz: or mkx whichever one it was
Mr_Horrible: "And then they both smooched across timelines"
darkhalcyon: if there isn't a line about it being Tuesday, I'mma be mad
korvys:
I don't know, needs more people being thrown into volcanos. That's why I like the Tekken story 
darkcyril: @BrowneePointz The MK9 reboot was great. Then X and 11 happened...
BrowneePointz: GG does have a good story, it's just hard as balls to follow
skintbint: ah i see, not played any of the guilty gear games
lamina5432: anime mentioned
BrowneePointz: and Sol's Granddaughter
Mr_Horrible: my favorite Guilty Gear plot anecdote is Wheeler asking why the name was Guilty Gear and getting the response "Sol Badguy is a gear, and feels guilty. No, really."
skintbint: does the gear ever go free? or are they guilty forever
darkcyril: @skintbint The gear is Catholic.
betweenmyself:
you want a Street Fighter story, go read the Malibu comics from the 90s: ran for only three issues and ends with Sagat scalping a near-dead Ken and mailing it to Ryu
definenull: uh ohhh
Mr_Horrible: make us hole, Isaac
Omnipotrevor: Now there's no reason to feel about about killing all these people as Ellie. They were going to kill each other anyway!
Mr_Horrible: Isaac I'm your toxic ex Isaac
skintbint: @darkcyril ok now im even more confused haha
Thefluffiestguineapig: He called him a "what"
Thefluffiestguineapig: You're fucked
type_variable: two and a half
BrowneePointz: GOATED YARA
Mr_Horrible: let's go Yara
definenull: o7 yara
Kaaosa: if she wasn't dead before i think she definitely is now
RealGamerCow: So, what would killing Lev here do for WLF?
Mr_Horrible: @Kaaosa she's probably not gonna be in Last of Us Part 3
YawnLance: Can't wait
definenull: RIP to a real one
Aceviru: Well about that
MacbethSeemsSus: And now we go see what grandpappy is up to
thatguysteve2709: Ben why would bring that evil into this world
kumatsu: time for the Fallout 3 tutorial
Mr_Horrible: they send you back to infancy and you have to pick your fallout 3 starting stats
Mr_Horrible: damn, Ku beat me to it
The_Timo: Oh god, that's infinite content, you just always meet someone else who needs a backstory episode
Mr_Horrible: shoutouts to a real one
definenull: evoi?
Mr_Horrible: it's clearly V
BrowneePointz: wonder if we'll get gen 10 news next february
Nigouki: noo! i was gonna have a Vaporeon!
TehAmelie: combat focused on crawling onto high ledges and pushing Xboxes down on the zombies
MacbethSeemsSus: Caught her in the animation
skintbint: they did the baby covered in peanut butter noise before they died
Mr_Horrible: as god intended
Mr_Horrible: everyone's first pokemon completion has to be with 1 overleveled piece of shit
tehfewl: lv 100 charizard fire blasting everything
Mr_Horrible: and a team of "IDK I thought they looked cool"
Mr_Horrible: turn of phrase
BrowneePointz: no one tell Adam
Thefluffiestguineapig: Red kind of does that with his Charizard
Mr_Horrible: like sumbitch
Thefluffiestguineapig: I love Vaporeon
thatguysteve2709: Acid armor is great
RelwinEJ: someone didn't have the Nintendo Power Pokemon guide to tell them to choose Bulbasaur as their starter
definenull:
the sideeye
Nigouki: overlevelling is fine any any game that explicitly disallows that can suck a melon
GhostValv: Piece of shit(affectionate)
YawnLance:
Mr_Horrible: oh I'm absolutely Dumbass
ghyllnox:
Mr_Horrible: damn, they brought out the HiEx ammo
realbadatthis_: bobsar was cracked in gen 1
skintbint: that was the funiest fucking death in the world holy shit hahahaha
xantos69: My last words will likely be "Is that a grenade?"
Mr_Horrible: @realbadatthis_ actually true
vinewood_og: "dumbasses, dill holes, and degenerates."
betweenmyself: maxed-out, unevolved Magikarp for the win BABEEEE
TehAmelie: i like default Eevee
Mr_Horrible: @realbadatthis_ pasted the first 2 gyms
Kaaosa: dragonite
jokcourtz: Jolteon
MrSarkhan: Umbreon is the best
Thefluffiestguineapig: She saved a child therefore traitor
YawnLance: The transgender pokemon
ghyllnox: Trans mon
goombalax: fairy got taken out of the games
BrowneePointz: Immune to dragon, good against dragon and dark and Fighting, only weak to poison and steel
realbadatthis_: @Mr_Horrible and the toxic/leech seed glitch made it way too good
BrowneePointz: Fairy is gross
Mr_Horrible: Sylveon is the only one that can double-jump
jessicaengle:
Happy Canada Day 
Mr_Horrible: I still really like Umbreon
tehfewl: @Mr_Horrible i get that reference .jpg
ghyllnox:
@BrowneePointz It's July so, I suppose
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Jolteon was my favorite as a kid. Now I like Sylveon and Umbreon
itira: Bens a real one
Mr_Horrible: they're pretty neat
xantos69: Pour one out for plants
ButButTheJesus: huge if true
BrowneePointz: Adam plz, it's a plant with a cool up 'do
Mr_Horrible: and I'm not even biased like itira
TehAmelie: plants once had sex so weird animals came out
tehfewl: make sure safe search is on
BrowneePointz: Flareon or Umbreon I think
type_variable: remember when this game told us that life was precious and revenge was bad
Seth_Erickson: I think Adam would like Jolteon
betweenmyself: that’s kind of Evee’s selling point
definenull: inb4 espeon
realbadatthis_: jolteon
0x6772: @tehfewl Nah, the opposite of that.
The_Timo: Umbreon looks coolest, I remember being excited with my shiny umbreon
Mr_Horrible: I need them to fill out the roster. Gimme, like, Dirteon
Larkonus: There's about 10 million pieces of Eeveelution fan art, I'm sure you'll find one.
CamoYuki:
They need to add a new color to magic like they added a new type to pokemon- the color pink 
goombalax: Contrareon
ButterBall000: I like plain Eevee
lamina5432: espeon
zachin2: Adam likes flareon, doesn't like water
BusTed:
Dog_of_Myth:
definenull: dammit
Seth_Erickson: There it is
ghyllnox:
betweenmyself: @goombalax that is a strong joke
BusTed: couldn't hold back any longer
MrSarkhan:
Thefluffiestguineapig: There's the joke
type_variable: thats some dewgong bias right here
ButButTheJesus: goodness
skintbint: i like jolteon, or maybe espeon
Mr_Horrible: the one part of the internet he actually knows
Thefluffiestguineapig: You looked it up, it doesn
ghizmou:
Omnipotrevor: There's no law against pokemon, batman!
BusTed: thiccc
BusTed: 🦭
Juliamon: Vaporeons are perfectly decent tanks
BrowneePointz: if adam likes thicc pokemon, everyone hide the Wailords
definenull: moon cheese
raulghoulia: adam, Wailord
Sapphic_Shenanigans: I'd watch it
shendaras: Moon cheese truther
Mr_Horrible: "horror" content
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon Yeah, they can absolutely hold their own
YawnLance: Can't wait
Kipstar: if adam was a dugong he'd be able to swim
rustywir3s: good girl
MrSarkhan: Bonus stream?
Mr_Horrible: I mean of course someone's made a widget for that
RealGamerCow: That could be our treat for finishing this game in October
BusTed: the mouthfeel
Seth_Erickson: Adam do you smash Moon Cheese or not?
tehfewl: capital C Content(TM)
BrowneePointz: there's a bunch of fan ones
public_key_reveal_party: imagine just doing something that isn't for content
Thefluffiestguineapig: So not an Glaceon enjoyer?
Aceviru: Agumon, smash or pass
jokcourtz: yet
lamina5432: I want my dragon and ghost type
Mr_Horrible: mooncheese foreverr
thatguysteve2709: @aceviru smash
BusTed: moon cheez forever
definenull: moon cheese for lyf
betweenmyself:
there’s that Cursed Miltank Evolution thing
type_variable: hey ben whats your favourite magic colour
The_Timo: fighting type, gym buddies
BrowneePointz: I'd LOVE to see Adam play through Infinite Fusion or Mariomon
Juliamon: Riolu then
GasCityGaming: Machamp?
ThorSokar:
Adam's a Mchamp enjoyer
Omnipotrevor: Dark type, for the edge
frank_the_great: Normal, lol. I feel judgy for saying that
Mr_Horrible: Ground's still my go-to
I_Am_Clockwork: I am a Clank enjoyer
jokcourtz: poison cause you stinky
definenull: but the coverage tho
Mr_Horrible: he never got a say in it
I_Am_Clockwork: erm Klink
shendaras: Let me break out my spreadsheet
realbadatthis_: STAB baby
Mr_Horrible: Shuckle save us
definenull:
fuecoco
Mr_Horrible: save us Shuckle
Pharmacistjudge: Adam strikes me as a Grass person.
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Poison has become my favorite type. I love my misunderstood goofballs. Clodsire, my beloved.
BrowneePointz: gen 9
lamina5432: there is a wrestler starter
type_variable: i love that the wlf is calling you a coward, like "come out here and face our mob justice like a real one"
tehfewl: I'm a big Excadril fan
Seth_Erickson: All pokemon pale in comparison to gods perfect pokemon Sableye
thatguysteve2709: Meganium is my favorite Pokemon of all time so hard disagree Ben
ghyllnox: Bangin' starters, eh?
Mr_Horrible: @Sapphic_Shenanigans any fanart of the scar/vio leader and the clodsire gives me life (I cannot remember the leader's name atm)
Omnipotrevor: The gamecube games were the best because they had Eevee starters
skintbint: Any of the stiff idiots for me, quagsire/clodsire, diglett, wabbafett, all bangers
darkcyril: Thiccorita
MrSarkhan: Adam
BrowneePointz: Meganium slaps. Chikorita sucks
Aceviru: Adam
definenull: hisuan typhlosion tho, they looked high a f
ghyllnox:
itira: dear god
Seth_Erickson: People hate chikorita
betweenmyself: Litten is pretty cute, but it evolves to Incineroar which is just a travesty
Mr_Horrible: Chicorita gonna bust out the chancla on you, Ben
Thefluffiestguineapig:
thatguysteve2709: Adam Preach
ButButTheJesus: Adam....... yes...
public_key_reveal_party:
Larkonus: Now that's a quoteable line.
Sapphic_Shenanigans: @Mr_Horrible Rika! yes I love her
GhostValv:
Pharmacistjudge: I see it
Thefluffiestguineapig: I enjoy Chikorita
underhill33: bruh
MrSarkhan: treeko is awesome!
skintbint: adam has never been more right in his life about chikorita hahahaa
thatguysteve2709: I love chikorita
Thefluffiestguineapig: Seeing a pattern of grass type
rustywir3s: dog
tehfewl: turtwig Based
MrSarkhan: Same!
BrowneePointz: Based! Torterra is the GOAT
skintbint: mudkips the goat though
itira:
Seth_Erickson: I love Torterra
realbadatthis_: behold, dog
ghizmou: Adam being into grass type is not that surprising
ghyllnox: Ook Ook
Mr_Horrible: @Sapphic_Shenanigans yes, it's always so great. Love someone super put-together and then big happy goofball sidekick.
Scy_Anide: A what fan?
Juliamon: I don't like monkeys but Infernape is sick as hell
Thefluffiestguineapig:
BrowneePointz: turns into a Sumo Pig
realbadatthis_: show him Emboar
definenull: ewww
Omnipotrevor: The otter eventually goes quadraped, for some reason
lamina5432: the frog was a really good design
BrowneePointz: I love Chesnaught. Greninja slaps even if it was a comp nightmare
I_Am_Clockwork: which one evolves into Graninja?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Omnipotrevor I also don't like they didn't go biped for the samurai otter, that felt forced
rustywir3s: froaky is soooo mainstreamuh
I_Am_Clockwork: shakes fist Graninja....
Juliamon: oh we at Litten hell yeah
Mr_Horrible: DARKESSSSSST! LARIAAAAAAAT!
MrSarkhan: rowlet is awesome!
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Rowlet is great!
GhostValv:
Mr_Horrible: people *LOVE* rowlet
definenull: rowlet is perfect
BrowneePointz: It turns into Robin Hood Ghost Owl
Thefluffiestguineapig: Rowlet is precious
shendaras: Venusaur was the most chosen pokemon from the kaizo run, it looks like, though the data was incomplete.
tehfewl: rowlet so good
Seth_Erickson: This is a man that hates owls
type_variable: them fighting words
SnackPak_: this is how Adam gets canceled
Seth_Erickson: if he saw more than 2 he'd lose his mind
goombalax: canceled, cancelled
rustywir3s: it's so round!
Kramburger: It's just a little guy
Juliamon: Hold your tongue near Heather
I_Am_Clockwork: It's an owel with a bowtie, what's not to love
MrSarkhan: not the sonic OC
BrowneePointz: fuck scorbunny worst starter design ever
skintbint: i'd dropkick rowlet summat silly man
mulligan2six: Decidueye is so good though!
ButButTheJesus: bnuy?
Mr_Horrible: Grookey hell yeah
Rhynerd: birds thar are also orbs are much loved.
BusTed: that's cubchoo
BrowneePointz: Happy Tree Friends ass Rabbit
Thefluffiestguineapig:
MrSarkhan: I hated all of the starters from that gen
tehfewl: But Crying lizard
Kaaosa: that's the best pokemon in unite
rustywir3s: middle evos don't get much love, it's true
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Fuecoco!
MrSarkhan: fuecoco!
definenull: Fuecoco squad
Seth_Erickson: No Hisui starters BibleThump
BrowneePointz: SKELEDIRGE!
Juliamon: Sobble becomes fingerbangin' Bond
realbadatthis_: weed cat?
goombalax: @Kaaosa Snorlax exists, incorrect
BrowneePointz: Skeledirge turns into an Opera Singer that Summons the Dead Adam!
ghyllnox: :V
Juliamon: Weed cat is just less-good Litten
zeathean: That name sounds like it is out of Ducktales
Mr_Horrible: like a dog named "William"
darkcyril: I was about to argue that point, but... white people naming kids has gone... places.
realbadatthis_: Of, that's Malcom
BrowneePointz: Sprigatito
betweenmyself: Quacksley would be rejected from Ducktales for being to obvious
Sapphic_Shenanigans: The middle evolution is even more a normal ass name, Quaxwell
matthaus_c: Cristina Vee
Seth_Erickson: you'd need to see the alternate fully evolved versions of the hisui starters though
Seth_Erickson: Was that the Karina of Drawfee fame art?
HadesLeprechaun: by a huge margin
BrowneePointz: yep. Pokemon probably still wins
rustywir3s: don't call me shirley
betweenmyself: most profitable, yes
Thefluffiestguineapig: Quaxley is literally Ducklet with a pompadour
ButterBall000: Sherlock Holmes?
I_Am_Clockwork: kids love cute animal friends
Mr_Horrible: across all media, probably clears yeah
xantos69: Star Wars?
I_Am_Clockwork: and making them fight!
HadesLeprechaun: most profitable franchise by a *lot*
Nigouki: it is indeed at the top of highest-grossing media franchises lists
frank_the_great: Wikipedia has Pokemon at #1 at $98.9 billion
lamina5432: gundam
Mr_Horrible: the Sherlock Holmes trading card game
Juliamon: Sherlock Holmes isn't a media franchise
tehfewl: it prints money
raulghoulia: Samuel L Jackson has never been in a pokemon movie
ghyllnox: Sherlock is spread over a lot of different rights holders
Mr_Horrible: 50% more than Michael Mouse himself
Nigouki: Star Wars is half a Pokemon
DoctorHutch: That's on media, I dont think it includes toy sales
zachin2: Digimon?
frank_the_great: Micky Mouse is in 2nd at $61.2 billion
goombalax: become the Seto Kaiba of pokemon
BrowneePointz: Easy. You rush your Developers to keep making games and not give them enough time Adam
Seth_Erickson: Star Wars is fairly close all things considered
Thefluffiestguineapig: With cards, PoGo, all the video games, the plushies, the movies, the tv shows
BrowneePointz: aka what Nintendo does!
EvilBadman: Most people with that much money become villains yeah
Seth_Erickson: much closer than I expected at least
xantos69: Ok, well Star Wars is 4th on the list. Seems legit.
Mr_Horrible: I think you'd be a *little* better than the others, but you'd still become subhuman
realbadatthis_: I'd end homelessness
kumatsu: will you at least buy me a gamer mansion?
ghizmou: winnih the pooh in third ? the heck
shendaras: I would simply give away most of the 100 billion
matthaus_c: Winnie the Pooh being #3 is so surprising
trebuchetboy: I would either travel or lock myself in my house
Kaaosa: okay but what if i hand the 100b back to you and therefore turn you into a demon and me into an angel
Kaaosa: checkmate
Kramburger: I would have to get rid of it, that's too much money
Larkonus: I don't know what it would do to me, but I'm fine with trying it out.
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Thefluffiestguineapig: I think it would depend on if there were caveats
ButterBall000: It's not an overnight thing
skintbint: shall we test it out ill bank transfer you now ben
kimmibeans: Pay off my debts, my friends debts, buy multiple homes, put some of it into investments, some of it into savings, and donate a bunch of it to museums and non-profits
darkcyril: @matthaus_c I mean, it's been around for a century at this point.
Seth_Erickson: You could give me 1 million dollars right now and I think I'd be set for life.
MacbethSeemsSus: Getting rid of that background anxiety to make money would definitely change you.
Mr_Horrible: it just breaks how you interact with the world
Marvoleath: You either become an asshole or you wont keep that much money
jokcourtz: id live inside a volcano that has a skull on it
RealGamerCow: I would disappear, never to be seen again.
Mr_Horrible: that is part and parcel of being a billionaire
I_Am_Clockwork: "Money doesn't change people. I do! Mahahaha!" turns you into a frog or something
Pharmacistjudge: that much money changes what opportunities you have. that changes you. not necessarily for the worse, but it does change you.
Thefluffiestguineapig: I have plans for if I suddenly had money, I have friends where we would open an animal shelter so it would go in a trust, I would set it up so I wouldn't have to worry about rent/paying for things long term
BrowneePointz: If money changed me it's cuz I wouldn't be worrying about my health or housing security anymore
Nigouki: the funniest part of that franchise list is that Shrek is higher than James Cameron's Avatar
ButterBall000: Let the government tax it
RelwinEJ: You stop having to interact with society because you pay people who pay people to do that for you
Mr_Horrible: @Nigouki that is actually incredibly funny
Pharmacistjudge: I would not trust the current US government with it
MacbethSeemsSus: Don't buy skin in real life
goombalax: I think being that rich is akin to brain damage, you never have to learn or think hard again
ThorSokar: you become surrounded by yes men, everything has a price, everything is for sale, your reality drastically changes you now live in an echo chamber
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Pharmacistjudge Right, so for me a lot of it is setting it up so I don't have to worry about certain kinds of things. Never needing to worry about paying my car payment. My credit cards are always paid off etc
BrowneePointz: ew gross
BusTed:
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Pharmacistjudge I wouldn't trust any government with it
Mr_Horrible:
every time 
BrowneePointz: Io knockoff shit cat
Seth_Erickson: It's a real one two punch of Lillia into Yuumi
ghyllnox:
Rhynerd: i am reminded of a thread about how fined laws are so easy to ignore by just having enough money.
betweenmyself: some people get remarkably weird when they find out someone else has more money than they realized
BrowneePointz: nah she sucks
Mr_Horrible: "Yuumi" "Turn on your address"
BrowneePointz: i do
RelwinEJ: you don't even move your champ, it's not playing
Rhynerd: which one’s Yuumi?
Seth_Erickson: She's no Lillia that's for sure
Pharmacistjudge:
Did you tell Medic I said Hi?
goombalax: love getting Yumi in Aram, I get to just chill
jokcourtz: Yuumi in ARAM is funny af
Mr_Horrible: I mean even designing a bad champion wouldn't be wrong
Mr_Horrible: League Players don't deserve good things
TehAmelie: 100 billion might be enough to start a news channel to counter Fox News with leftist bias. . .
BrowneePointz: I mean, true, she's great for that. she's also a balancing nightmare
BusTed: Can you explain Yuumi to me in Dota terms
RelwinEJ: with 100 billion in the bank I could probably get them to delete Yuumi
BrowneePointz: she's io
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie Not sure that's worth it
BusTed: oh cool
BrowneePointz: she's more powerful than io
betweenmyself: good life advice chat: if you ever find yourself with a sudden windfall of cash, only tell those people who need to know: some folk get really fucking weird about other people’s money
Mr_Horrible: yeah, she gloms onto a character
BrowneePointz: cuz league doesn't have the ways to deal with io
I_Am_Clockwork: I used to ocasionally play Abithur in Heroes of the Storm
Mr_Horrible: @BrowneePointz that's cap
I_Am_Clockwork: He was basically a Yumi who could also split push
I_Am_Clockwork: WHILE riding around on someone
public_key_reveal_party: everytime I hear people talking about league my brain is like "at some point this stopped being english and I can't really say when"
Rhynerd: oh, she’s a kitty!
Mr_Horrible: consistently competitive-season-warping hero unless they've been nerfed into irrelevance
BrowneePointz: in a vacuum io wins cuz wave clear and teleport, but in context of league yuumi has a bigger effect on the game
Pharmacistjudge: i never played with or against yuumi so i have no idea what the hatred is about
type_variable: adam did you ever watch TI8 and carry IO?
type_variable: its ok its bad now
matthaus_c: if I had 100 billion I could know the vernacular for every game
jokcourtz:
lost my cobra lash dude in HC yesterday
definenull: ana was a genius back then
PipeSmokingOwl: OG
Darleysam: oh that TI was a BANGER
BrowneePointz: @Pharmacistjudge she's a heal focused support that "jumps" into her target so she becomes untargetable and invincible
BusTed: That was a great one yeah
goombalax: @Pharmacistjudge she's unkillable and can be played with low effort and risk, which pisses people off
BrowneePointz: 6 million dollar Echo Slam
BrowneePointz: best TI of all time
PipeSmokingOwl: well this TI will have to prove itself. Valve isnt in charge its PGL
PipeSmokingOwl: so will see how it is
Mr_Horrible: last one I think I watched was the one where the offlane took Techies in game 3 and everyone flipped out
type_variable: that was TI7 and it was great but TI8 they ran it back and they made it look like they were smurfing
definenull: thats old in dota terms
w1gum: I might be old man yelling at clouds, but league allowing gambling sponsors has kinda taken the wind outta my sails for watching it
PipeSmokingOwl: truesight
type_variable: True Sight
Mr_Horrible: Free To Play?
BusTed: True Sight
PipeSmokingOwl: and free to play
Mr_Horrible: oh, the more recent one
BrowneePointz: ti5 best TI
Mr_Horrible: damn, I revealed myself as old
rustywir3s: honse
BrowneePointz: that Echo Slam remains the most goated TI moment of all time
BrowneePointz: also yes I'm old
Cptasparagus: I was a ride or die LoL fan and then they supported the Saudi sportswashing tournament last year and I haven't watched since. Not surprised about the gambling stuff now.
betweenmyself:
and now the escape sequence!
skintbint: oh adam i remembered, i think it was all of your bank details?
ghyllnox: Oh right, we run into Abby as she gets back from the island alone, huh
Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait, is she going to try to trade Ellie for safety?
Omnipotrevor: At this point, Abby should be high-fiving Ellie over stories of how many of her own people they've both killed
betweenmyself: @ghyllnox Abby confronts us at the theater
Mr_Horrible: @Cptasparagus that announcement was so incredibly dire to read. Just the most willful cognitive dissonance imaginable.
rustywir3s: this horse is so calm
BusTed: whoa
ThorSokar: and then we'll be there
Mr_Horrible: "no no we'll do sports gambling *right*" go fuck yourself
realbadatthis_: what kinda mindstate do you have to be in to try to hop on someones horse and car jack them?
type_variable: best moment is Ti8, notail walks into the arena carrying several folders against LGD because they called him out on having notes in the Ti7 true sight
Mr_Horrible: actually walk into the pacific
0x6772: The fact that "and then they'll be there" made me laugh out loud is plausibly troubling…
MacbethSeemsSus: This horse is surprisingly calm
lamina5432: not unexpected though most sports in this age need it to survive
Thefluffiestguineapig: This horse would not go this way
TehAmelie: is this a rail shooter now?
Thefluffiestguineapig: No matter what you did
BusTed: ow
definenull: oh no honse
Mr_Horrible: okay but what's this horse's name in Umamusume?
Mr_Horrible: we're a debuff
GasCityGaming:
I'm a distraction
Kipstar: waves
itira: so rood
MrSarkhan: not our fault we're funny
ghyllnox: o/
betweenmyself: we so distracting
Mr_Horrible: simply become stronger, Streamer
0x6772: Oh yeah, Adam, it's our fault.
realbadatthis_: 0/
EvilBadman: Oh fuck they shit Dave
Kaaosa: try getting an attention span, dingus
YawnLance: I mean we can stop talking if you'd like
thatguysteve2709: Yes that is what I am doing with my time.
skintbint: ive got a clip of that guy that got sniped if you wanna see it adam?
raulghoulia: adam who bullys the other more? us or you
rustywir3s: have you tried being built different?
0x6772: Mea culpa.
vinewood_og: Where's Wheeler to jingle the keys...
public_key_reveal_party:
sadly I don't have a jingly keys emote
Mr_Horrible: @YawnLance chat solidarity moment, everyone typing "..."
BrowneePointz: Press F to Doubt
Thefluffiestguineapig: I am not sure that is true
matthaus_c: that's because we like it
betweenmyself:
we all know that Adam views chat as the main attraction while the game is the distraction
MrSarkhan: he's not wrong though
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jokcourtz: is it bullying if its trrue??
ghyllnox: We do pay him for this
definenull: ben has receipts
realbadatthis_: is he wrong though?
0x6772: Firmly taking Ben's side in this.
Aceviru: Hahaha
mulligan2six: much better than dumbass (derogatory)
matthaus_c: as if we don't clap like seals when he calls us morons
Cptasparagus: if it quacks like a dumbass
Mr_Horrible: Ben watching Adam drown and posting a picture with "Damn my man having a rough one"
0x6772: Ben has a message on bsky from me telling him I thought that was hilarious.
BrowneePointz: look if it's an argument I'm on Ben's side. He was a Bassist and they know how to throw a punch
calculated_uncertainties: Ah, let's hope, afk for a minute and come back to the screams of children
type_variable: Abby apparently needs to kill every seraphite and wolf memeber to leave town
definenull:
Mr_Horrible: that's Let's Cope
MrSarkhan:
matthaus_c: louisoix's sacrifice right here
calculated_uncertainties: You're welcome, Adam.
Thefluffiestguineapig: hehehehehehehehe
betweenmyself:
Let’s Pope has gotten strangely blasphemous all of a sudden
ThorSokar: incorrect, you 2 are chained together
Omnipotrevor: Watermelon physics? In a game that isn't Revengeance
Mr_Horrible: yes, you unite us
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raulghoulia: big Jason Mantzoukas energy here
0x6772: Literally my last chat message before my supporting Ben in that argument was my supporting you, Adam.
awildshen: darksoulscat.gif
Mr_Horrible: we see Adam's health bar refill, the music changes
MacbethSeemsSus: 30 minutes left, he's about to enrage
Mr_Horrible: title changes to "Adam Savidan, The Only Honest Streamer"
ButButTheJesus: ohhhhh I'm just a lil bridge goblin only threeeee hpppppp
BrowneePointz: adam is just the largest "I'm just a little guy" that's ever existed
betweenmyself:
“What do you *MEAN*, ‘Adam!’?” 
Mr_Horrible:
bro don't say that to me we hit 1% enrage on M6S last week
Thefluffiestguineapig: Adam is that goblin that allows you to seek any other goblin in your deck and put it onto the battlefield tapped and attacking
mulligan2six: Quick, start complimenting him. He hates that!
ghyllnox: The enrage state is when he bans us all for a week
vinewood_og: Kite him to any body of water.
BrowneePointz: that's the POINT ADAM
theambivalentagender: Let's wipe and restart chat
rosesmcgee: Adam has big little guy energy
Mr_Horrible: "parkour!"
realbadatthis_: gravity undefeated
calculated_uncertainties: The true way to defeat Adam is by complimenting him.
frank_the_great: Your honor, he's just a lil guy
YawnLance: Size or gender does not determine whether or not you can be a little guy
0x6772: Adam's just a little guy who I want to see swim 100M on camera.
Mr_Horrible: I nearly spit my beer
Mr_Horrible: ngl this bit is even funnier not having been here for the start of it
raulghoulia: we found his kryptonite
Nigouki: This entire game has only shown how nice Ellie has it in Wyoming??? or wherever our comfy town is? Cuz Seattle has just been two batshit cults. Which is weird cuz IRL Wyoming is waaaaaay cultier than Seattle metro area
xantos69: I heard Adam will get a massive debuff if he is just wet. A glass of water does the trick like the wicked witch of the west.
Mr_Horrible: I get here an hour late: "I CAN SWIM GODDAMMIT"
rustywir3s: this is fine
realbadatthis_: @raulghoulia oh, like unbreakable
0x6772: @Mr_Horrible But also: you know how that happened, really.
Mr_Horrible: @0x6772 I mean it explains itself, it's great writing
definenull: how's he still going
Saintnex: Didnt we stab him in the neck??
0x6772: @Mr_Horrible Hard agree.
jokcourtz: what is he made of...my lord
calculated_uncertainties: Good dodge game
betweenmyself: Adam actually doesn’t need to swim; he glides along the top of the water thanks to the surface tension, like a water strider
Nigouki:
arteries sadly aren't fully moddled in game
Mr_Horrible: incredible that this guy is up after becoming wheat twice, yet all the goons take one mild axehead to the side and are dead instantly
realbadatthis_: this guy needs Adam's help being a ssf slam guy
The_Color_Twelve: nice to know that having your throat torn out isn't an impediment to fighting
Khasi1596: dark souls boss energy
Darleysam: unionise and take industrial action!
public_key_reveal_party: I don't think any of these characters are actual mortal
SnackPak_: just walk away
kumatsu:
just leave him in the stunlock and walk away 
rosesmcgee: and Ad break
Aceviru: Video gaming
Mr_Horrible: immediately recovery-rolling into confessional position
xantos69: Damn, he might be down.
0x6772: Oh, we're gonna wait this out.
definenull: the stun's about to wear of any time now
Mr_Horrible: "narrative"
0x6772: Just leave him there.
jokcourtz: slashed 25times..now finish him lol
type_variable: cool story devs
realbadatthis_: wake up stupor
betweenmyself: Ben walks backward off a cliff, dies
RelwinEJ: stop the fight, stop the fight
rustywir3s: f a t a l i t y
public_key_reveal_party: the illusion of choice
TehAmelie: glory kill!
SnackPak_: lol
DoctorHutch: He stays just as loud no matter how far away you go
calculated_uncertainties: Meth
0x6772: Press Y to spare wasn't an option? C'mon game.
Pharmacistjudge: Zombie powers?
The_Color_Twelve: internal injuries are a myth
MacbethSeemsSus: Less dramatic when we know she lives
awildshen: <message deleted>Religious Fervour and Adrenaline
skintbint: how is he doing this he has an arrow in his heart
Thefluffiestguineapig: No thanks
thatguysteve2709: Ohh no he's on the bath salts
definenull: eww
rustywir3s: lmao
raulghoulia: phase 3 incoming
Nigouki: I'm assuming they do a lot of drugs in these cults
Saintnex: A large part of his face is gone, acts like its nothing lol
jokcourtz: unlucky
ghyllnox: Eughhhhh
Kaaosa: should have pressed x to strike earlier
0x6772: Absolutely nothing grossly sexual about that. Very cool and good.
The_Color_Twelve: oh all his blood was in his eye that's why he didn't bleed out
realbadatthis_: I'm glad they didn't get golden compassed
rustywir3s: now the game really starts
ghyllnox: Well, we get a gun somewhere
Mr_Horrible: now Abby has to go back home to get the blades of chaos
awildshen: <message deleted>yeah all the stuff before was only supposed to take 15 minutes
rustywir3s: just like dad of war!
type_variable: Lev responds really well to being yelled Boy
Saintnex: turns out the leviathan axe isnt super effective
matthaus_c: LMAO
Nigouki: hehehehe
MacbethSeemsSus: You just unlocked the new region, Idaho
MWGNZ: o7
ThorSokar: gotta get a weird glowing axe
RelwinEJ: o7
ManWithTheMask13: I just got back come on
ManWithTheMask13: Come on, Adam
Mr_Horrible: proud of you, shen
definenull: o7
thatguysteve2709: Jesus
Dog_of_Myth: o7
matthaus_c: he's the good guy
ghyllnox:
MrSarkhan: o7
ghyllnox: o7
lamina5432: o7
realbadatthis_: o7
lochnessseammonster:
public_key_reveal_party: shen is really taking the aggro this stream
ManWithTheMask13:
Morrigan9: boat time
rustywir3s: o7
lamina5432: he must have learned a new taunt skill
Saintnex:
Man Ben and Adam are being awful to chat today
Mr_Horrible:
Darleysam: "wow you were really patient with this chatter, kept giving them a chance"
YawnLance: Fun
xantos69: Did we learn anything about revenge?
Mr_Horrible: @theambivalentagender good title
0x6772: That's hilarious. I was trying to respond to shen over the course of that timeout, and Twitch wouldn't even let me respond.
Nigouki: Everyone is miserable! (Critics stand up and clap)
rosesmcgee: Abby getting that back workout in even in these darkest of times. Commitment
Thefluffiestguineapig: Max misery
betweenmyself:
….
0x6772: The Aquarium! Adam can take a swim!
matthaus_c: she's going there...
MacbethSeemsSus: You're tempting the monkey paw Ben
zeathean: 12 more hours of game from here
type_variable: shes going there, and then shell be there
definenull: totally
Thefluffiestguineapig: @matthaus_c And then she'll be there
Veshnikard: Finally done the tutorial
betweenmyself: You’re misremembering… Abby confronts Ellie at the theater
Nigouki: first Abby has to find the dead bodies at the Aquarium
mulligan2six: @Veshnikard Chapter 1 starts here
goombalax: ellie can't step to those biceps
Saintnex: @betweenmyself tbf its been like 800 years since we started playing Abby
rustywir3s: lmaoooo
The_Color_Twelve: it was a month ago
thatguysteve2709: She going to find her friends dead
The_Color_Twelve: or something
xantos69: Are we still in a flashback within a flashback?
rosesmcgee: We have like 14 more hours of gritty "realism" to deal with
definenull:
rip doggo 
e_bloc: this got the full memento edition
brainbosh: I thought we were still in a flashback
Thefluffiestguineapig: The nested flashbacks fucked up what I know happened
brainbosh: Oh we are
shendaras: =(
realbadatthis_: who would stab a dog?1
kimmibeans: I need to go hug my doggo now
rustywir3s: maybe man is the real monster
Mr_Horrible: in fairness to the game (a thing I cannot believe I'm doing for TLOU2) it is probably easier to follow when you're not playing once a week at most
Mr_Horrible: but also yeah too long
goombalax: someone never read "No More Dead Dogs" in Gr 6
kumatsu: wait that's not the Seattle minimum wage at all!
niccus: it's okay because the game is metaphor (don't worry about what the metaphor is for)
Seth_Erickson: sometimes the monsters can be the monsters
Mr_Horrible:
if I do not put up a token defense for this game, can I legitimately defend the games I actually enjoy from you two?
Seth_Erickson: and I think that's refreshing
YawnLance:
I did
Darleysam: shen was meant to tell you
MacbethSeemsSus: It made us cranky
RelwinEJ: halftime court switch
public_key_reveal_party: I like miserable things, but I feel like this game is just like "contrast is for cowards, be miserable forever, no that won't be numbing quick"
BrowneePointz: i was too busy being bullied
Omnipotrevor: I can't afford to pay attention
raulghoulia: i thought it was an artistic choice
EvilBadman: Asking the third screeners
Saintnex: From what Ive read, even the ppl who played through this relatively quickly found it WAY too long
itira: i thought it was a bit
Mr_Horrible: yeah we nominated shen to warn you but...
0x6772: Hey, look, a pool! Adam, go swim! (No, of course we're not going to let his go.)
Mr_Horrible: y'know...
drcthulu: 6 years of being subbed don't protect you nothing
Darleysam: press X to vomit
rustywir3s: X
Mr_Horrible: it's just bile, it's fine
kimmibeans: Wait, does that mean we're finishing this game tonight?
MacbethSeemsSus: He wasn't that hot
Mr_Horrible: @kimmibeans seems... possible?
YawnLance:
@kimmibeans Absolutely not
The_Timo: somebody left this convenient map, and marked it, "Murderer went here"
Saintnex:
Oh this is a metaphor for revenge cycles
rosesmcgee: On the one hand all her friends are dead. Uh. I don't know where I was going with that.
realbadatthis_: @MacbethSeemsSus he had a nice weiner though
kimmibeans: @YawnLance Damn. I was hopeful for a minute there
YawnLance: Owen was real mid
thatguysteve2709: Abby you just made lev leave her mom and sister, buck up and move on
Mr_Horrible: screaming crying throwing up etc etc
ManWithTheMask13:
@Saintnex It's just like Beowulf
Nigouki: so we've just witnessed two cults mutually destroy eachother, so surely what we do now is go and deal more revenge, right?
YawnLance: @thatguysteve2709 his*
definenull: finally we've caught up to about 500 weeks ago
0x6772: @drcthulu Hey man, I'm at nearly 7 (discontinuous) and I was *elated* to get a timeout tonight.
thatguysteve2709: Yes correct thank you @yawnlance
matthaus_c: alexa play duel of the fates
Thefluffiestguineapig: This very mid misery story was worth all the misery inflicted on the entire dev team
public_key_reveal_party: @Nigouki revenge: the cause of and solution to all of life's problems
Kipstar: and then smootch
Aceviru: And then kith ellie
ManWithTheMask13: peep the neut
Seth_Erickson: surely this is the end of the game
Darleysam: Two Months Earlier
Aceviru: Part 3
Mr_Horrible: Ben don't make this into toxic yuri, then I'll be obligated to like it
rustywir3s: @Darleysam ded
0x6772: @public_key_reveal_party What could possibly go wrong with that relationship?
RelwinEJ: they'll solve mysteries together
drcthulu: @0x6772 it's a mark of honor in Let's NOPE
ManWithTheMask13: what if it was a zombie RAT king?
SnackPak_: this game could use some contact juggling
raulghoulia: spoilies
Mr_Horrible: honestly the bravest narrative move they coulda pulled
Nigouki:
Ben please don't get my hopes up like that
realbadatthis_: didn't ben fight a rat king zombie at ground zero?
rosesmcgee: It's Princess Toadstool and the mushroom kingdom
Darleysam: the Danny Baranowsky soundtrack kicks in, it's a Necrodancer bossfight now
0x6772: Don't stop now, you're cookin'.
betweenmyself:
rather than finding the cure for cordiceps, they find the cure for death and everybody cones back and is happy
0x6772: There's a full EP in this.
shushu2539: Let's Nope the musical
Mr_Horrible: @betweenmyself see this just reminds me of the dumbass name of the 3rd Maze Runner book
xantos69: Oh, rookie play you missed the Jetpack AND the grappling hook.
ManWithTheMask13: Yes, 100%
jokcourtz: can you romance the jetpack?
ManWithTheMask13: Jetpacks are just wake-up reversals
frank_the_great: It's like when the horror game gives you a gun
calculated_uncertainties: Lev IS the jetpack
BrowneePointz: That game slaps
itira: oh god
rustywir3s: omg do it
ManWithTheMask13: GOT HIS ASS
hatboozeparty: YES
public_key_reveal_party: I mean, I would turn down a jetpack irl because best case it slams me into the ground at 150 miles per hour
ManWithTheMask13: That's my goat
Dog_of_Myth: Date Everything is great
0x6772: I would 100% turn down a jetpack in the real world. That shit's more dangerous than helicopters (10,000 parts intent upon killing you).
ghyllnox: Hell yeah
e_bloc: its whats on the tin
AnjaZeta: It's incredible
betweenmyself: essentially the moral of this story is that an Eye for an Eye means everyone gets to wear cool eyepatches
matthaus_c: you could date that cord
itira: how about PEAK instead
realbadatthis_: can adam date a swimming pool?
ManWithTheMask13: What about Peam
goombalax: Peak is peak
BrowneePointz: it's a co op mountain climbing game ala the Repo kind of thing
ManWithTheMask13: deadass?
Mr_Horrible: it's in a very tired genre (self-aware lampshading VNs) but it's a good time
shendaras:
EvilBadman: Hell yeah duck game
goombalax: it generates a new map every day, its so fun
shushu2539: Let's Rope
matthaus_c: this is because it wasn't golf-based
ManWithTheMask13: Duck Game truthers rejoice (I still don't own it)
Mr_Horrible: can't duck Duck Game forever
MacbethSeemsSus: Stealth bunny hopping
0x6772: But James looks just like you, why would he ignore you? (Edited because somebody else got to the golf joke first.)
Mr_Horrible: @ManWithTheMask13 surely the summer sale could remedy this
GasCityGaming: might I suggest, Multiplayer Platform Golf?
ManWithTheMask13: @Mr_Horrible You underestimate how dry my rackies are
Jadaris: duck game is so good
BrowneePointz: also I heard someone refer to Repo/Lethal COmpany as "friendslop" a few days ago and brother I seriously considered just unplugging from the internet this week
ManWithTheMask13: Also does that mean James would put NeoTurf Masters on cts
Mr_Horrible: @ManWithTheMask13 fair
raulghoulia: shoulda been a qte
YawnLance: And here's where it cut to Abby
definenull: RIP Jessie
Thefluffiestguineapig: Braid freaking out
niccus: unfortunately it's not looking good for the next Everybody's Golf
0x6772: (The somebody being @matthaus_c — typing, reading, and listening were one thing too many for me.)
awildshen: I think you guys are on the other side of the stream today
definenull: lmao shen
ManWithTheMask13: Shen's spittin
lamina5432: so when are we supposed to feel bad for her
thatguysteve2709: @awildshen thank you shen
rosesmcgee: her friends were kinda shit too
ManWithTheMask13: o7
Juliamon: lamina5432 we aren't
Mr_Horrible: oh come now, Benjamin
Saintnex: and you killed Joel, in what world
Aceviru: So no kith
MacbethSeemsSus: Now in 1932......
0x6772: Man, it would've been cool to be able to play some of that, right?
awildshen: would be worth it
definenull: freedom!
public_key_reveal_party: I feel like this game just is sorta like "every single character's entire personality is anger and misery" and like, yeah man, cool, good storytelling
Veshnikard: Oh no don't get killed by Ellie!
Mr_Horrible: damn, Ellie's aim is a lot worse when you're not controlling her
xantos69: Yea, I'm still rooting for Ellie. I hope she gets everything she wants and only nice things.
betweenmyself:
and now is the Ellie boss fight
darkcyril: Ellie just like us (chat) for real.
GasCityGaming: credits
rosesmcgee: Alright, roll em
awildshen: credits roll
Aceviru: The end
Nigouki: The End!
definenull: the end!
realbadatthis_: I'm hoping both teams lose
raulghoulia: ellie get your molotovs out
0x6772: Can't we all just be friends?
Brozard: Head On: Apply directly to the Abby
Saintnex: Man, the best part of Resident Evil 6 was when you had to re-do the same boss fights from different angles over and over again, we should put that in other games
Mr_Horrible:
"Sprinting is loud"
0x6772: I mean, most humans are dead. Fighting about it seems silly.
MacbethSeemsSus: Nice props
betweenmyself: Ellie is the scariest boss in the game, hands down
realbadatthis_: this where ya'll filmed that wes anderson friday nights?
Mr_Horrible: c'mon Ellie, Joel taught you to check your 6
GasCityGaming: so, she infected now or.....?
rustywir3s: heck yeah
0x6772: Pro wrestling shit.
Saintnex: hahaha
Mr_Horrible: @realbadatthis_ yeah, these two fighting there made the shoot *really* awkward
definenull: yeah abby's totes infected right
frank_the_great: It's cannon!
e_bloc: liked it better when mick foley did it
Omnipotrevor: Ellie has threatened someone with that before, but was it a bluff or not?
ghyllnox: We'll see if Abby gets the immunity strain
shendaras: maybe the cure all along was biting people?
ButButTheJesus: Ellie told Dina before "I can't get you infected"
0x6772: @frank_the_great Adam's not gonna get to this one, but you mean "canon".
EvilBadman: Ellie on the harder difficulties is fucking terrifying, she does traps and everything
realbadatthis_: i mean if you bare knuckle box zombies you gotta get some kinda spores in ya
Mr_Horrible: you'd be surprised about decision trees, Ben
MacbethSeemsSus: Betrayed by plank
drcthulu: it's people detecting wood
definenull: worth
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Get her ass Ellie
definenull: also apparently its 1 hit kill?
Kaaosa: parried
ManWithTheMask13: She's a knower
Mr_Horrible: she didn't know, she was mashing
shushu2539: seeing how the story is developing, seems like in the Last Of Us 3 you play the zombies
Mr_Horrible: still gets the W tho
Kaaosa: robert yaga?
Mr_Horrible: @shushu2539 part 3 is just the zombies going "get a load of these weirdos"
MacbethSeemsSus: Of the Hampshire yagas?
0x6772: "Be the Baba Yaga"? So, like, John Wick?
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Mr_Horrible: "What if it was about the Baba Yaga finding her lost cat in a cozy mountain town?"
Nigouki: Kick her in the grundle Ellie!
Saintnex: Ellie has so many shivs lol
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xantos69: Ellie might be made of shivs.
hackingducks: @Saintnex i was just thinking that
The_Color_Twelve: ah yes still able to run
The_Color_Twelve: deep penetrative trauma famously heals itself
definenull: adrenaline is one heck of a thing
realbadatthis_: so this is why flaming roof had to fall specifically on your backback?
ghyllnox: There's no way a lot of things
public_key_reveal_party: the only injury that can stop someone is multiple bullets to the face
panpaladin: Footsied
Saintnex: Wait, where did that come from??
0x6772: So there's like 12 more hours of this game after this fight, right? Just these alternate main characters trying to survive?
Mr_Horrible: you *did* say she was too smart for that
RelwinEJ: @The_Color_Twelve Uh, wrapping your forearm in an ace bandage cures all
betweenmyself: @realbadatthis_ pretty much
Omnipotrevor: Medkits though. Just gauze it up and you're walking again, every time
Saintnex: just how many blades does Ellie have at this point??
The_Color_Twelve: clearly
ManWithTheMask13: Ellie's probably a downplayer
Mr_Horrible:
Aceviru: Other times were dumbasses
ghyllnox:
He said we're funny
ManWithTheMask13: Nahh she's got the fuckin uhhhh
Rhynerd: is that a fighting game term?
ManWithTheMask13: She's got the NL mindset
definenull: let's go dina
definenull: NO
0x6772: Wow.
Darleysam: this is just the SNL "mmm whatcha say" scene
ManWithTheMask13: @Darleysam LMAO
DMGlol: holy hell
panpaladin: Definitely do it kekw
betweenmyself: Lev the voice of reason
zeathean: Abby proving they are the worst
Saintnex: "Abby is a good character" lol
MacbethSeemsSus: Yeah, there's act 3 still
ghyllnox: She's probably still dead
The_Color_Twelve: now the leg doesn't even hurt
lamina5432: game 3
0x6772: I've seen a different way into that cut scene. Cut scene's the same, but that was more rough.
YawnLance: wooooo
public_key_reveal_party: man these characters have really strong morals for 1 out of every 1000 people they kill
The_Color_Twelve: shes walking nomrally
ManWithTheMask13:
panpaladin: We're seeing them again
definenull: part 3 baby!
drcthulu: More revenge
Aceviru: Gdi Adams
zeathean: 12-16 more hours I think
ButButTheJesus: HUZZAHHHHHHH
type_variable: the revengeening
rustywir3s: pls no
Darleysam: Dina's story
Mr_Horrible: Ellie you uhhh might wanna patch that lass up
Saintnex: On the plus side, its not too long
vinewood_og: Bruh
matthaus_c: that's like 11 episodes
betweenmyself:
this is your life now
itira: womp womp
ManWithTheMask13: we're never gonna leave
ghyllnox: @zeathean Holy shit you can't be serious
silenceaux: Wait did. Did you do that entire sequence just so that Abby could walk away.
Saintnex: like 1-2 streams left
EvilBadman: It is not that many more hours
Blakemcm: yall enjoy the torture porn?
goombalax: Paul walks in and taps his watch
Thefluffiestguineapig: But why
0x6772: @zeathean I thought I was joking about that.
Sapphic_Shenanigans: I... kinda hate that.
RelwinEJ: ellie got sent to a nice farm upstate
zeathean: I am not serious
xantos69: 6 months earlier.
TheDevil_Risen: lets go! revenge arc!
Veshnikard: Act 3 baby!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Can we just tap out though?
TheDevil_Risen: *clap clap clap clap clap*
Juliamon: Good news, you can go home now
ButButTheJesus: bebbeh
0x6772: This is like 2 years later.
realbadatthis_: @RelwinEJ she here with darksteel juggernaut
ghyllnox: Oh good the baby clothes survived the apocalypse
panpaladin: If there's one thing you want in an apocalypse of sound sensitive zombies, it's a baby
frank_the_great: Baby!
Brozard: When do we play at the baby?
mulligan2six: A flash forward so that we can flash back
YawnLance: waaaaa
awildshen: it me\
0x6772: Ah: your new weapon: small child.
Dog_of_Myth:
Mr_Horrible: WAAAAAAH
ManWithTheMask13: damn
SnackPak_: it us!
itira:
ManWithTheMask13: NU UH
ManWithTheMask13:
betweenmyself: goo goo, gah gah
lamina5432: bye bye dady's
ButButTheJesus: HYAAAAAAA
xantos69:
50 Bits
Aceviru: I poop my diapie
realbadatthis_: hell yeah
Omnipotrevor: So the last stream will just be cutscene and credits, right?
ManWithTheMask13:
@Aceviru 
Mai_Andra:
immediately runs the baby into a door...
Mr_Horrible: I'm gonna wake you up every night for a month, Savidan
MacbethSeemsSus: Cool free hat
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0x6772: @Mr_Horrible At least twice.
betweenmyself: @omnipotrevor oh my sweet summer child
shushu2539:
shendaras:
RelwinEJ: cut to swim montage
ghyllnox: "We like the boys also please install an airhorn in your house hooked up to whenever someone's banned on the channel"
betweenmyself:
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff:
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rustywir3s: nice
shushu2539:
0x6772: So, ready to jump in a pool, Adam?
theambivalentagender: Babies are valuable currency in the end times
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kimmibeans: Thank you for the stream! I'm going to hold my German Shepherd very tightly now and go to bed
matthaus_c: doing lines?
Pharmacistjudge: <message deleted>it has an o
realbadatthis_: so jump start
Aceviru: I don't get it
vinewood_og: I mean it could be...
ButButTheJesus: adam.
0x6772: Adam, nobody else thought it was a sex thing.
Mr_Horrible: yeah that sure is how code workds
SnackPak_: o7
Saintnex:
MWGNZ: o7
RelwinEJ: o7
betweenmyself: slow clap turns into standing ovation for Adam
MrSarkhan: o7
realbadatthis_: o7
vinewood_og: o7
Saintnex: o7
Mr_Horrible: hmmm, debateable
itira: o7
lochnessseammonster:
drcthulu: o7
YawnLance: 1o minutes
ghyllnox: o7
matthaus_c: B-
awildshen: <message deleted>o7
lochnessseammonster:
Dog_of_Myth: o7
ButButTheJesus:
@kimmibeans gib doggy hugs
vinewood_og: Gapping the bit
public_key_reveal_party: I.O. minutes
Mr_Horrible: also, Adam: "Y'know what else has an o? o7" was RIGHT there
Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT
Mr_Horrible: nothing good that's for sure
matthaus_c: scalping babyy
GasCityGaming: scalpers yo
definenull: the whales are not okay
The_Color_Twelve: too much money
Saintnex: My LGS sold out of FF products within like a day or something like that
Thefluffiestguineapig: Fuck that
Juliamon: We are desperate for anything that will bring us joy
e_bloc: accurate, just over $900 when I last bought one
Mr_Horrible: Martin Scorcese voice: "Abysmal Dogshit"
awildshen: <message deleted>nelson has been gaming
0x6772: @vinewood_og That's a bit of a reach, but I liked the joke.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Nelson has been locked in
Mr_Horrible: Canhighdian Nalander
realbadatthis_: nelly starting a new character?
Mr_Horrible: a Kefka Gamer
Kaaosa: pingus
Kaaosa: doodoo
Dog_of_Myth:
ManWithTheMask13: ggs ggs ggs
lamina5432: gnight
Mr_Horrible: I posit you could get farther from here
SnackPak_: run!
MacbethSeemsSus: o7
Dog_of_Myth: o7
lamina5432: o7
definenull: o7
SnackPak_: o7
Saintnex: o7
Mr_Horrible: incredible
MrSarkhan: o7
Aceviru: o7
ButButTheJesus:
realbadatthis_: o7
public_key_reveal_party: o7
ghyllnox: o7
BusTed:
YawnLance: The mod slack will be a mess
ThorSokar:
Thefluffiestguineapig: o7
0x6772: That muffin, it moves so fast!
public_key_reveal_party: my arm is getting tired from saluting
Juliamon: it's fine, those notifs all go to their own channel
Saintnex:
Ben and Adam are soo mean to chat even during the sub read
varmintx0: Need one of those death counters for chat every time it gets shot.
Mr_Horrible: it was a good time
Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
Mr_Horrible: y'all goofy
Riandisa: Thanks for the stream
Saintnex: bai!
The_Color_Twelve: fun stream, rough game
vinewood_og: None.
matthaus_c: because of the implication
ghyllnox:
Thanks for the stream
0x6772: Shooting them is part of the bit!
Mr_Horrible: if he slips up once, it's over
RelwinEJ: For teh good of mankind.
niccus: just like abby, you had to kill
Juliamon: you could just... join the slack
RelwinEJ: Shen getting that 3 bar rez timer
Juliamon: slackerrrr
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ButButTheJesus:
nightnight all
Nigouki: Just a reminder: You're all cool peeps chat. All of you.
Aceviru: 😎
Pharmacistjudge: haha I am free again
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