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LordZarano: !next
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Anubis169: fixed
baltimore_667083: !box
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ryuhimora: There we go
DarkNacht: !findquote fixed
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Anubis169:
Helloooooooooooo Chat! 
TXC2: love this track
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Ladyrhea: I think the music is melting
TXC2: hi Anubis169
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Foxmar320:
@Anubis169 
Anubis169: Everybody ready to immerse yourself in top tier rubbish?
Manae: !next
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UnknownFriday: This song is an adventure.
lightfut: The carnival is here?
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IbunWest: perfect song for this show
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Foxmar320: I wonder what Alex has for Graham today
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neisan2112: Garbage daaaayyyyy! Actually able to show up today cus its slow af at work rn
accountmadeforants:
pleonasticTautology: happy garbage day!
Mathwyn: I never get to see live garabage day! (Because its 6am here)
DoodlestheGreat: SOON™
pleonasticTautology: speaking of garbage: mac and me is getting a 4k uhd release.
IanAllenBird: oh hell yeah garbage day
accountmadeforants: This music just reminds me of Beej's Krondor playthrough
TXC2: Here we GO!
TheAinMAP:
accountmadeforants:
JadedCynic:
DoodlestheGreat:
Just a sec while I finish making lunch. 
IbunWest: NOW™️
ladylinzington: @Mathwyn well then a good garbage day to you!
warpstonewarlock: Hello Graham! Hello Alex!
jacqui_lantern234:
HAI FRIENDS 
KBKarma: OH NO! A reversal!
TXC2: Hello Graham and Alex
DaxStrife: Hellooooo
Foxmar320: Graham you're on the wrong side
WearingCats_CwC: hoi
pleonasticTautology: hi alex, hi graham!
JadedCynic: hi guys!
Texan_Reverend: Good afternoon, folks!
IbunWest: uh oh
neisan2112: Ohhh yeeeee
DoodlestheGreat: MOIST
TheAinMAP:
Hello 
TheOtherTrevor: Play+Watch
duckace11: got here just in time
elkae: oh shit I haven’t caught one of these live in ages
ClodiumSoride:
Hey chat, does anybody know a new URL for Watch+Play Bingo? It used to be https://pump19.eu/bingo/wap, but that doesn't work anymore.
SkylerRingtail: The reversal?!
BrowneePointz: Wow. Graham hurling Swamp Ass insinuations at Ben
bytecaster: The revenge arc begins!
jadielady: hey y'all
thebuzzstreams: oh this is lovely!
DoodlestheGreat: REVERSE GABBAGE!
vinewood_og: REVENGE!
Nebula662: Oh it's an Alex tortures Graham day
Foxmar320: Experience garbage
Greyah: How the turns have tabled.
Wolfstrike_NL:
Alex get's to torture Graham 
?!
Mathwyn: Alex's heel turn
jacqui_lantern234:
the reversal
TXC2: after 10 years!
accountmadeforants: Finally, payback, after all this time
Texan_Reverend: !patreon
TXC2: !patreon
Wolfstrike_NL: And make him play terrible games *
Drasvin: We did this!
Critterbot:
Sorry not sorry. 
Akaiatana: @elkae Hi
Violet__Violence: g-g-g-garbage daaaaaay
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e_bloc: time for Graham's comeuppence lol
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TehAmelie: greetings, citizens
KBKarma: !alex
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DoodlestheGreat: Business.
JadedCynic:
Yeah, YouTube screwed it up for everyone 
DaxStrife: Ah yes the two genders.
vinewood_og: Do a thing. Just pick one.
incslayer: what about Super Thanks though Graham?
Critterbot: It's youtube, so they've got to be different.
Anubis169: chips, crisps, fries...
bytecaster: Lies of P!
ekimekim: i'm kinda with youtube here, "Subscribing" as a twitch verb never really made sense
public_key_reveal_party: Ooh are we turning the turntables on graham?
TXC2:
just do the Wheeler method and give LRR $20 when you meet them 
matthaus_c: YES
Astra7525: YESSSSSS
accountmadeforants: Kinda understandable, considering YouTube already had "subscribe" as a verb
Astra7525: YESSSSSSS
warpstonewarlock: I'm sorry what
matthaus_c: ALEX YES
cmdrud87: excuse me?
JessieImproved: wow
Kentosaurus: great art
Anubis169: WOW
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Simriel: Reverse Watch + Play
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accountmadeforants: POWERFUL ENERGY
Nigouki: oh no....oh wow
RocknGrohlNerd: Helloo gamers, esteemed garbage enjoyers
Astra7525: I have sent that in as a suggestion yesterday
neisan2112: O[oohhh myyyyy
betweenmyself: i have heard of this
margieargie: That's one sharp-looking game
maxlethebeast: Sounds like an isekai.
LunchB0x_13: oh I’m so glad I’m catching this one live
Foxmar320: I need the deep lore
DaxStrife: "Schedule 1" looks different than I expected.
JessieImproved: let it rip!
Rhynerd: oh shoot, I heard of this game earlier this week!
accountmadeforants: There's a Lore option!
Gekyouryuu: imagine if there AREN'T 2 previous games
terribleplan: I’ve heard this is quite good actually
Dezponia: Reversed roles today?
bytecaster: I figured this was Quake or something
TXC2: Dezponia sure is
RocknGrohlNerd: G is in the garbage seat? Nice
Foxmar320: Concerning
SquareDotCube: Is this... from the Pho
IanAllenBird: hm
EDCBeerGeek: So it’s an isekai?
MikoKisai: that sure is a quake
matthaus_c: Alex you are my favourite person in the world right now
TehAmelie: i for one am happy this early alpha is not fully polished
incslayer: this is Quake alright
Anubis169: "This is an early alpha.." then why is it for sale?
Mangledpixel: no game audio?
KBKarma: As you can with Quake.
SquareDotCube: Philippines
SkylerRingtail: I gotta see "LORE(wip)"
public_key_reveal_party: Are we an ARG now?
Mangledpixel: aha
Dalrint: Fastest way into the cheat menu I've ever seen
Juliamon: Dedicated LORE (wip)
lightfut: But does this game run doom?
DoodlestheGreat: 🥔
TXC2:
sure wish I could run twitch on a potato
Jorsh029: Honestly, this feels like this just sprung into existence after congealing all the suffering Graham has put Alex through
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: first up is a Quake TC?! This is gonna stink so good
matthaus_c: after Ultra Miner Adventures this has to be my country's prime export
DaxStrife: Click around and find out?
accountmadeforants: Now that's a real Japanese Light Novel title
Juliamon: Brasil kusoge community secretly a powerhouse
JessieImproved: Y'all I'm going to watch...this... and play Talos Principle. The juxtaposition.
bytecaster: Isn't this basically the plot of DOom?
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DoodlestheGreat: I hate when that happens.
Nigouki: dangit why are portals to hell never what it says on the box
TehAmelie: that's exactly why i decided against resurrecting Cliff Burton
Foxmar320: Oh good! This game is on sale
MehallD: @Juliamon you know, not even surprised
Anubis169:
jonnykefka: That summer steam sale
ekimekim: JessieImproved: is it so different? Talos Principle is basically a Serious Sam mod
Kentosaurus: wow field of view
Anubis169: Prayer Warriors? Is this you?
TXC2:
sure is 1996 in here
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Violet__Violence: wow this looks crunchy
thebuzzstreams: spiritual Prayer Warriors successor
Tiber727: Well, I'd argue that opening a portal to either heaven or hell is a prerequisite to reviving the dead.
matthaus_c: '12ga revolver' is such an ungodly phrase
accountmadeforants: Already a more functional tutorial than most W+P games
vinewood_og: This looks exactly as bad as the W+P intro. The shark is jumping itself.
jonnykefka: The textures are like, just slightly too good
WearingCats_CwC: Engage handbrake
Bassios: I missed the start of this, what fresh hell are we playing today?
bytecaster: We are so zoomy
maxlethebeast: How accurate is this to actual Brazil?
Astra7525: Can we turn up the music a bit?
mulligan2six: Movement so smooth, but you can count the frames on the shoot recoil.
DaxStrife: Flotsam and getsome?
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: getsome, the sequel to geteven
lightfut: A little flotsam and getsome
Foxmar320: The textures are amazing
MehallD: these shells are so getsome
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TheMerricat: For chat's curiosity "WARNING : This game doesn't use any quake assets in the current build on steam, there was some confusion about open source assets from libre quake and openquartz with the quake assets, but that's been clarified, check the second page."
Anubis169: Architecture Step 1: Unfold the blueprints first...
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TXC2:
maxlethebeast none at all, these streets are MASSIVLY wide for Brazil
public_key_reveal_party: This feels kinda cruelty squad if it wasn't actually well designed
KBKarma: getweird ass
Juliamon: Definitely feels accurate to early-2000s Rio
bytecaster: The doom guy face being emotes is very good
TehAmelie: i have heard about the favelas but i didn't think they were built for gnomes
KBKarma: No spacing after "you get"...
matthaus_c: @TXC2 I wish you were wrong
DigitalSeahorse: 11 min uptime? must have started timer early
Mathwyn: Getsome weird ass ammo
lightfut: This soundtrack is a vibe
DoodlestheGreat: They're either demon or a rival football club
accountmadeforants: This is the circle of hell where they put all the postmodernist architects
Juliamon: lack of cars though
TXC2:
matthaus_c yeah 
DigitalSeahorse:
catcard: good afternyan everyone
Anaerin: You also got some "Weird ass ammo"
accountmadeforants: Or I suppose this would be heaven to them
Anubis169:
catcard~~ 
Violet__Violence: hi??
TXC2: hello catcard welcome
incslayer: is that lego MR T?
Violet__Violence: wow you got fucked up
ForOhForError: that's roblox
bytecaster: Save early, save often?
thebuzzstreams: did that say brick flava flav? wooow
HangingBunny: Oh boy, I wish I could watch this whole thing now but I'll have to watch this and the last episode on Youtube when they get uploaded. Have fun you two!
bytecaster: Is that a mirror?
Anubis169: catch ya later Bunny!
TXC2: so long HangingBunny stay safe
Violet__Violence: later!
public_key_reveal_party: So yeah, cruelty squad?
jonnykefka: Not quite the Goat Sim approach, but yeah, very carefully sculpted shit game
BrowneePointz: Or Hundreds of Beavers
WearingCats_CwC: I waned you about stairs
pleonasticTautology: where making it happen, alex
itmightbemikey: Trio The Punch is also a good example of Deliberate Kusoge
Kentosaurus: dual wield time
TehAmelie: is that the plural of parabellum?
JadedCynic: doggo fully modelled
BrowneePointz: making intentionally "Bad" things that aren't just...hollow recreations of B quality Accidents is HARD
matthaus_c: the enemy placement in this game is all at once competent, engaging and completely fuckass
incslayer: are these full auto parabellums?
JadedCynic: YES
accountmadeforants: LA CHANCLA
thebuzzstreams: OP weapon
Drasvin: XD
Gekyouryuu: la chancla!
Anubis169: Chancla!!
Juliamon: LA CHANCLA
TristalMTG: the CHANCLA
public_key_reveal_party:
Rhynerd: la chancla!
TehAmelie: the flip flop of justice
DigitalSeahorse: hehehehehhe
Gekyouryuu: you have lightning greaves!
JadedCynic: la chancia!!
Tom_Bruise: Hit them with the strong Chancla!
vinewood_og: BFG Chancleta
GodofMuffins: La Chancla, most powerful weapon.
TXC2: that's a WMD is what!
iris_of_ether: LA Chancla!
ladylinzington: la chancla!
Akaiatana: Sick Chancs
Kentosaurus: the baddies are in trouble now
DigitalSeahorse: hehe
public_key_reveal_party: Video games have peaked
bytecaster: Not the dog!
TXC2: poor dog
bytecaster: Molotov?
jonnykefka: I love that they omitted the space between the "you get" and the ammo pickup
Greyah: They looked like rockets, but the rocket model was sideways
baltimore_667083: why is everyone wearing a Flamengo jersey...
warpstonewarlock: Double Golden Shotgun?
TXC2: this feels like a golden eye cheat weapon
DoodlestheGreat: SATA Hussein?
matthaus_c: @baltimore_667083 because it's Rio
Tom_Bruise: Are these the golden shotguns from Yakuza's Dream Machines?
terrence_too: Oh, I see.... the double barreled shotgun is... just two shotguns.
jonnykefka:
bytecaster: aqui!
BITs19_: Alex, you were saying about Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff?
betweenmyself:
at least this city is walkable? 
IanAllenBird: lmaoo
Foxmar320: Im so lost
northos: subtle
Anubis169: Keikaku means plan
JadedCynic:
thank you dev
DigitalSeahorse: lol
ForOhForError: i c i c
WearingCats_CwC: Just casually dual wielding *pump action* shotguns
Alyssa_Swift: "Translator's note: 'keikaku' means 'meme'"
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goombalax: The DSD rides again
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Anaerin: This kills the Alex.
Critterbot: They look like they're pump action... and you're dual wielding them. Erm...
DigitalSeahorse:
Simriel: This has HUGE "I told you about stairs" energy
offbeatwitch: needs more baile funk
matthaus_c: I LOVE how it references shitty fan map design
TXC2:
I like how it's still Alex who'se losing it
jonnykefka: much like every single other aspect of the game
DigitalSeahorse:
public_key_reveal_party: Alex how dare you bring a "good" game to w+p
neisan2112: Soundtrack is almost Gabber
TristalMTG: secret brazilian mafia
chrono2x: The music is very quiet
Foxmar320: Smoke shop or pizza place i can't tell
chaos5896: 💀💀💀
Earthenone: i wonder if simon B goth owns this restuaunt
Firewhiskers: What if we kissed at the cigarette restaurant?
TehAmelie: yah the "you get [item]" display needs some work
ForOhForError: marmite store
accountmadeforants: Nah, they've mastered it
AniLunchbox: oh we are in hell, so it would read "enter here" instead of "exit here"
thebuzzstreams: it's a good dog
JadedCynic:
3d modelled doggo
chaos5896: Please put that "where do I go" in the highlight reel
Akaiatana: What if the geometry is a metaphor for the morals of the region?
TehAmelie: dual golden shotguns or super shotgun? that's the question
betweenmyself: maybe they’re a fan of The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari
DaxStrife: Gib plz
Anubis169:
that's Rise of the Triad
Foxmar320: "ball"
Kentosaurus: it's a cylinder
Dalrint: Soccer Puck
Gekyouryuu: it's a foot WHEEL
matthaus_c: @betweenmyself holy shit you're so right
jonnykefka: now the pickup messages have a line break
northos: footdisc
TheAinMAP:
Jethrain: footdisc!
JadedCynic: thicc disc
Drasvin: It's one of those soccer erasers
ForOhForError: futwheel
Tom_Bruise: a footdrum
MikoKisai: this is amazing
KBKarma: The integrity of the cylinder is paramount.
Nigouki: oh god, if we keep going will we get to the Strogification scene with Favella flavor?
JadedCynic:
this is SO CHARMING 
accountmadeforants: That's really impressive though. Unless I'm forgetting a similar object in Quake 3
AniLunchbox:
if this music is any indication of what nine inch nails Tron soundtrack will be then I'm in 
Foxmar320: Was thinking the same thing G
DanielJennaGrouse: oh it’s the game from the latest Noodle video
itmightbemikey: The good news is, this still looks much better than that AI generated Quake demo they decided to show off
JadedCynic:
thank you alex, this has brightened my day
TehAmelie: assume a cylindrical sphere. . .
baltimore_667083:
Earthenone: cia funded soccer holigans
Greyah: How many beats do you want per minute? "Yes"
public_key_reveal_party: Ah the doom technique
TehAmelie: the Terry Pratchett method
Firewhiskers: getsome
elkae:
Is this one of the Prayer Warriors sequels? 
Woopate: The first thing I thought opening the stream just now and hearing this music was "we running back Prayer Warrior again?"
matthaus_c: getsome in the shell
Kentosaurus: getweird
public_key_reveal_party: Getweird ass ammo
northos: @elkae this is the game Prayer Warriors thinks it is
TXC2: flotsam and getsome
SquareDotCube: Getsome, Duke-style
Earthenone:
is rapido the name of the dog with the pacifier?
elkae:
accountmadeforants:
Now nobody can complain the game doesn't checkpoint 
TehAmelie: all we need is a weird ass gun
Gekyouryuu: the portal to hell was a monster closet. fitting.
Rhynerd: in case you forget, I presume
Rhynerd: and body
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: the dual pistols just being a nailgun reskin is inspired
thebuzzstreams: Wait, is it brick flavor flav throwing his clocks?
DaxStrife: Lego Head, one of the missing characters from the "Triangle Man" song.
TXC2: lego is big everywhere
Woopate: I really really keep waiting for the music to go "WATCH & PRAY"
Anubis169: Anybody know who that poster guy is?
ForOhForError: those look like roblox models I think
TehAmelie: hey at least they figured out colliders
bytecaster: I didn't know they made a new Serious Sam, neat!
Earthenone: maybe the goal would be too easy if you could bring that ball abck to the goalposts
Anubis169: isn't that all of them?
baltimore_667083: that's just millwall fans
Greyah: That's just warhammer 40k orks
Invitare: yes
accountmadeforants: So a football hooligan after their team loses
MehallD: Alex, I'm Scottish - that's all hooligans
Anubis169: 'yes'
GreatSacrificer: they're just typical Flamenco fans.
DoodlestheGreat: I have to show this to some friends I have in Brazil.
ScrapyardGhostTrain: 40k's orks are based on UK football hooligans.
Dalrint: First armor?
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baltimore_667083: around sheffield iirc
Anubis169: ^
MostCallMe__Tim: You did a whole vid on that
Tom_Bruise: setting aside the ancient mesoamerican variant that was played using... well...
ForOhForError: mostly net volume matters I'd say
BrowneePointz: but greece rome and the Mayans also had similar soccer games
Foxmar320: oh we ded
bytecaster: That is NOT a capy
BrowneePointz: and china
public_key_reveal_party: Have they seen capybaras?
TheMerricat: "Games involving kicking a ball have been around for centuries, with evidence found in ancient China (cuju), Greece, and Rome. The Aztecs also played a game called Tchatali, which involved kicking a ball"
DoodlestheGreat: Them capybaras is nasty.
MWGNZ: killed by a chupathingy
TehAmelie: angry capybara? the demons are really out of control
TheMerricat: "Soccer, as we know it today, has its roots in England during the 19th century, specifically with the formation of the Football Association in 1863 and the standardization of the rules. While earlier forms of kicking games existed in various parts of the world, the English version is considered the foundation of modern soccer. "
TheAinMAP:
bytecaster: We could get the armor again
Mathwyn: So angry that capybara
accountmadeforants:
A chupacabra in hell would just be unrealistic 
SquareDotCube: Capycabra
Greyah: This game sure is an assault on the senses, huh.
JadedCynic:
@Tom_Bruise well, that was more like basketball 
MehallD: The worlds oldest football is in a museum in Stirling, Scotland
Jorsh029: Unlike Champagne or bourbon, hooligans can be from any region or locale
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: soccer "ball" might be stretching it
AniLunchbox: internet says "Brazil and Mexico are the 2 biggest Latin America markets."
TheMerricat: "In the United States, the sport known as "soccer" is called that to differentiate it from American football, which is also called "football" in the US. The term "soccer" itself originated in England as a slang term for Association Football, derived from shortening the word "association". While the British eventually largely dropped the use of "soccer," it remained the common term in the US due to the prior popularity of American football. "
Gaelan_Maestro: the football is a reskin of a head
accountmadeforants: Association Football
JadedCynic: yep
bytecaster: Association Football
brieandbacon: Association football
Thatwasademo: Soccer is very obviously oxford slang, yeah
chaos5896: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa ⚽ wheel?
Earthenone: we learned it from you founding fathers!
matthaus_c: rugchamp
Gekyouryuu: speaking of the Chupacabra: it was first reported in NINETEEN NINETY-FIVE. Chupacabra is only 30 years old as of this year.
gnyrinn: Not just slang. English Elite School slang.
BrowneePointz: "association football"
BrowneePointz: to soccer
JadedCynic: apparently China was playing a form of soccer in the 12th century
Anubis169: Fun thing, american football gets its name from Rugby, which has the full name "Rugby Football"
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Specifically, rich pricks called it 'soccer'. Everyone else called it football.
SquareDotCube: Gotta relearn you circle strafing
LurkerSpine: also they called all ball sports played on foot "football"
Anaerin: A-Soc.
JadedCynic: Assoc.
Rhynerd: @gekyouryuu that made me say “It’s the Chupacabra’s 30th anniversary!” like I’m Beej on checkpoint.
Texan_Reverend: Considering the Satanic portal and all, is this now a favhella?
Gekyouryuu: lol
TehAmelie: i think it's more mysterious why they called the handegg sport football
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DaxStrife: Add that to !badadvice: "Abuse the chupacabra."
JoviniusMaximus: is this game dropping frames when you fire the shotguns at the same time
TXC2: hello RandomTrivia welcome
TehAmelie: one story claims it's cause the ball is a foot long but i don't believe that
Aquarionics: Assoc. Football, as opposed to Gaelic Football, Rugby Football or Aussie Rules Football.
TheAinMAP:
Thatwasademo: @TehAmelie gridiron football is called football because its rules directly descend from rugby football
Tom_Bruise: the only reasonable solution is that *noone* gets to use the term "football" anymore; we'll stick to soccer, and Americans will start using "Gridiron"
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Creideiki_SE: The capybaras on /r/aww did not prepare me for that.
Anaerin: Running up that hill (to make a deal with god)
JadedCynic: @chaos5896 look, it's really tricky to model a sphere in the Quake engine
BusTed: 🤔
Mangledpixel: same with 'fall' for autumn - it became popular on both sides of the atlantic to call autumn 'the fall of the leaf' and then just 'fall', but here in the UK we then went back to calling it autumn while it stuck around in the Americas
Earthenone: my guess would be that you needed to score a goal with the futball for a lawn chair
Tom_Bruise: Gridiron's a better name for it anyway, puts more emphasis on the tacticians plotting their little figurines around the battlemap
baltimore_667083: ok that's DEFINITELY the Flamengo crest
LPS_97: that is a weird rendition of Sao Paulo (judging by the crest and jerseys)
Gekyouryuu: maybe the secret was the TV or the evil cross?
Aquarionics: @Tom_Bruise This also gives us a good excuse to disolve Fifa, on the basis that its name is inaccurate.
Rhynerd: @Tom_Bruise agreee.
ekimekim: i feel like we need a W+P custom game like this with clipozines, a shortgun, a rocket lawnchair, etc
TehAmelie: a three quarters flip anyway
chaos5896: GOOOAAAAALLLLL!!!!
matthaus_c: G's got it
Thatwasademo: yeah I definitely think gridiron football should just be called gridder
RealGamerCow: The boss is just some guy named BIG TREV
RandomTrivia:
WAT
IanAllenBird: lmaooooo
Tom_Bruise: Americans, start hitting the gridders!
bytecaster: That is inspired!
TXC2: row kit lawn chair!
public_key_reveal_party: Video gaming
MWGNZ: ART
TehAmelie: oh, i had the resolution at 480p. almost couldn't tell
Thatwasademo: if you *really* need to distinguish american gridder from canadian or australian gridder then you can break out the country names
DaxStrife: So it's the poorly reskinned grenade sluncher.
Greyah: That's what the lego guys use!
bytecaster: I don't know, we seem to only play good games on here now
LadyLockwood92: Videogame confirmed.
TheAinMAP:
RocknGrohlNerd: Doing a flip, yeah, so they are in football terms, diving
JadedCynic:
because iD putting a grenade launcher in quake threw everyone for a loop
LPS_97: I have questions about the presence of these barrels in the football stadium
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matthaus_c: this is the prequel
TehAmelie: who can tell where Prayer Warriors is set?
Anubis169: STAND AGAINST THE FOOTBALL
Anubis169:
JadedCynic: there's your connection
bytecaster: This takes place in the same continuity as the bible actually
Anubis169: never had it
Rhynerd: so I guess the Prayer Warriors are just unavailable at this time?
ShadeofHades: Prayer Warriors would have been better this this combat tho
Earthenone: welcome to the Simon B Goth football association!
matthaus_c: pastel is a style of dumpling
SquareDotCube: Wow that super low res shadowmap
warpstonewarlock: Darn you, Willy Wonka
TXC2: Brazillan football players being raidoactive super mutants makes all the sense to me
DigitalSeahorse: twitch pls
matthaus_c: sugarcane juice is exactly what it sounds like
LPS_97: Simon B. Goth FC
phoenixletmeuseadashd: this feels like a game that would have a single NPC that's friendly and if you shoot them you auto lose. btw they use the enemy model
EikoandMog: I just got here and I think I'm still asleep and having a fever dream.
thebuzzstreams: pastel is pastry
BrowneePointz: Pastel is yea what Matthaus said
TehAmelie: i got it, Prayer Warriors is the same story reinterpreted for Catholics
baltimore_667083: SBG United FC
DigitalSeahorse:
BrowneePointz: or Dumplings
iris_of_ether: Simon FC Goth
BrowneePointz: depends on the country
TXC2: TehAmelie for evangelicas more like
TXC2: *evangelicals
phoenixletmeuseadashd: sugarcane juice sounds like it would taste like flat soda
Bassios: I love that you keep picking up "weirdass ammo"
EikoandMog: There's a rum bar I went to that did that for cocktails.
UnknownFriday: A sugarcane press.
Jorsh029: Gotta say, I adore the akimbo wielded pump shotguns. So practical!
call_me_Aras: Oh, I know the squisher things Alex is talking about
accountmadeforants: I see this level was colour-graded by Netflix
TehAmelie: by evangelical christians, but they think it's for catholics
LunchB0x_13: average Hunter: the reckoning campaign
JadedCynic:
this is actually quite nice - I remember playing around a bit with level making and modding back around this era, and this is quite impressive
Foxmar320: That room was full of mans
BrowneePointz: cuz yea like Matthaus said in Brazil Pastel can refer to Dumpling but in Mexico pastel is often slang for Cake
Drasvin: Save points remind you to do the thing, even if they're not strictly needed
TheMerricat: FYI as far as I can the musician in question that we were suppose to be resurrecting is made up. The only results for MIT AI on google that aren't about M.I.T.'s LLM are to this game.
BrowneePointz: No no
Pywodwagon: its like going to the hotel concierge to make reservations, sure, I could do it all online, but I like the service touch
TehAmelie: have we tested the power of the boot?
BrowneePointz: Goku is Brazil's National Hero. Or the Saint Seiya guy
Jaqspur: Seems like the "quick" save is the one you can do with f6, and the giant button is just a... save
OldUncleDan: Just got here. Some sort of Brazilian Doom?
Gaelan_Maestro: shriners?
DigitalSeahorse: I am powerfully uncomfy thanks to the heat
RealGamerCow: So Graham is playing the garbage today?
Juliamon: OldUncleDan Quake but yes
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matthaus_c: @BrowneePointz this is 100% correct. I can't go outside for an hour without seeing either of them painted on the side of a wall, or advertising a business
JadedCynic:
@Drasvin Even if it's sarcastic, I actually kinda like the 'handholding' the dev is giving the player
TheMerricat: @RealGamerCow Full name of the game: "BRAZILIAN DRUG DEALER 3: I OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL IN THE FAVELA TRYING TO REVIVE MIT AIA I NEED TO CLOSE IT"
LPS_97: also, can we take a sec and talk about that crosshair
Foxmar320: Always learning
BrowneePointz: but yea finding out Saint Seiya is HUGE in Brazil blew my mind
BrowneePointz: like. HUGE huge
UtilityPunk:
You can learn so much about other cultures by playing videogames 
YawnLance: We're all learning something together
Gaelan_Maestro: in manitoba the shiners have like 30 of those tiny cars , and a few of em wore clown wigs
Barb4rian: Game Devs need to stop making dogs enemies in video games -_-
BrowneePointz: MASSIVE
kristian_fischer: Evening, all. The sketch "Spring" is 12 years old.
public_key_reveal_party: "learning" is "fun" "kids"
Anubis169: it's the cross-square
Juliamon: It super is
matthaus_c: yah
Scarbble: i love weird ass ammo
baltimore_667083: what i'm gathering is that whoever made this game probably really hates Flamengo
BrowneePointz: comes from a really good dub decades ago
matthaus_c: Saint Seiya got an incredible localisation
MikoKisai: @TheMerricat I found a wiki for this game, and apparently "Mit Aia" is based on a real Brazilian musician named Tim Maia
BrowneePointz: and it landed a massive cultural footprint iirc
OldUncleDan: So, are we fighting the Portugeuse?
Tom_Bruise: legend has it you won't find a taco joint without a giant goku mural on it in all of Mexico
YawnLance:
Oh 
DarkNacht: As opposed to the US where no one has seen DBZ?
TXC2: hello kristian_fischer welcome
EikoandMog:
TehAmelie: speaking of Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff, the game title is bordering on the style of Homestuck's troll movies
TheMerricat:
@MikoKisai Looks like we both found it at the same time.
BrowneePointz: @DarkNacht People like DBZ here, but in LatAm and South America it's MILES different
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EikoandMog: G STOP
morgoth_bauglyr: kick the gibs!
LPS_97: the pitch is on fire
Rhynerd: since this is quake, you can grenade jump, can’t you?
warpstonewarlock: Boss fight!
Firewhiskers: Demoniho
Foxmar320: Gotta fight him with the sandal
Tom_Bruise: Godspeed, Soccer Sword Satan Jr.
MikoKisai: if there's a Little Demoninho it stands to reason there will also be a Big Demoninho later
morgoth_bauglyr: oh its a shambler
TehAmelie: i never knew that
bytecaster: The wiki said that the dev made the music himself and also has a Youtube channel
kristian_fischer: @MikoKisai Or a Medium Demoninho first, THEN a Big one.
TXC2:
little demoninho, made from the merging of Dominos and Little debbie 
Juliamon: It was so wild when I went to Brazil and anime was just so much more accessible there (and with a wider variety) than the US, I took full advantage of the state of the Real at the time
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: yeah, shamblers are weak to nailguns
RandomTrivia:
warpstonewarlock: You shot him until he died
TheMerricat: 21 levels to this game according to it's wiki
morgoth_bauglyr: in the the realm of stan!
Garfy400: Stand against the devil
bytecaster: The music is apparently breakcore
accountmadeforants: Honestly, I'd accept this being a really jank Quake 3 mod, but this dev made the Quake engine dance.
Anubis169: congrats, you stood against the devil
LPS_97: why does this remind me of cruelty squad?
LadyLockwood92: D:
Foxmar320: Graham just Silly Walk out
TheAinMAP:
JadedCynic: I mean, that was a fairly long 'time to clip'
Gekyouryuu: face the wall?
TehAmelie: the spread on this grenade launcher is wild
RandomTrivia: Oh dear
Astra7525: Is there a restart level option?
BrowneePointz: Oh yea. speaking of Sci Fi stuff. I think you may enjoy the Planeswalker's Guide for Edge of Eternities Alex. Seems right up your alley
Desruprot: yay didn't miss Watch and Play
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JadedCynic:
TXC2: hello Desruprot welcome
baltimore_667083:
no that's just called watching Man United
TheMerricat: Shift Escape should be the console if they didn't code it out.
Desruprot:
Foxmar320: No Destiny is another game
Firewhiskers: Now it looks like SIlent Hill
Anubis169: LOL
DeM0nFiRe:
JadedCynic: it....
UtilityPunk: I think everyone needs the Silver Key of Destiny tbh
TehAmelie: it's caliber 1045
JadedCynic: that...yeah
public_key_reveal_party: I'm going to tell my kids this was the original quake
Anubis169: it's for shooting around corners
matthaus_c: it's /exactly what it sounds like/
bucketofmarc: Hey Graham, missed you at MagicCon this year.
Gekyouryuu: it's a work of art is what it is, Graham
morgoth_bauglyr: the gun of satan
Durugai: Garbage day!
Jorsh029: 10-47, good buddy
LPS_97: this is frankenstein level of weaponry
Sliibee: It's like a Mc10:35 except the mcgriddle is more staler
Sliibee: stale*
TXC2: did they put a mac-10 into a AKM frame?
Desruprot: this screams doom engine
JadedCynic:
it's 7.62 caliber
SpacePotato01: Derply illegal
RandomTrivia: *bonk*
kristian_fischer: The Favela Brand Mac1047
YawnLance: Even better
betweenmyself:
mac 10 47… a gun portmanteau? portgunteau?
Gekyouryuu: Mac 10 47 Tonight
Earthenone: mac 10:47 this IS prayer warriors
TehAmelie: i think i see it, it's a MAC with a AK-47 barrel (?)
Gekyouryuu: rocket jump?
public_key_reveal_party: Can you jump off the arrow sign?
UtilityPunk: Parkour time
accountmadeforants: Maybe if we're not stuck we can rocket jump?
Jorsh029: Introducing the MAC-10-47: for when you want your MAC-10 to hit like a Mack Truck
betweenmyself: can you jump on the arrow sign?
bytecaster: @TehAmelie "The MAC 10 47 is an automatic firearm, capable of unleashing a barrage of bullets. This submachine gun is inspired by the rak 47, but wit the name mac 10 47 to make a pun on people really not caring about gun names, just stuff that looks cool. it's also painted in gold." From the wiki
TXC2:
so for real, you can do conversions to mac10s/ Uzis to make them into full length guns, but not so much into AKs
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YawnLance: The music does not stop
neisan2112: Maybe they put them up there just cus
Mai_Andra: ♫
Anubis169: maybe quicksave before, if you miss you'll hit lava
Firewhiskers: The Quake leap is pitiful
Mai_Andra: Graham coming back with the apollo 440 streams
RandomTrivia:
They kitbashed one
matthaus_c: I have a mac 10, I have an ak, ugh
DigitalSeahorse: was that wall edge a ladder?
RealGamerCow: greebled-up MAC10
Mai_Andra: Graham tried to go swimming in lava.
EikoandMog: I dunno why but this song reminds me of OFF
bytecaster: Not enjoying the breakcore, G?
YawnLance: This is fine
matthaus_c: yeah some of the walls don't exist
TehAmelie: that they put their own effort into the music is what makes this another level than Prayer Warriors
Rhynerd: half isn’t
public_key_reveal_party: @eikoandmog now that you mention it I see it
RandomTrivia: A decorative wall
SquareDotCube: wallhax
RandomTrivia: Walln't
ryuhimora: Sometimes walls are just suggestions about where you can go
Desruprot: wall just a concept
DigitalSeahorse: ack ads
Dalrint: The Wall that Wasn't sounds like a goosebumps title
matthaus_c: Prom Queen SUCKED
Sliibee: so you got the silver key of destiny to open this door where presumably you'll get the golden ticket key to open the next door
Zandivya:
This game is part of the Wonkaverse? 
Sliibee: ayup
public_key_reveal_party: Wait, did they make a 4th fear street movie?
Bruceski: Fear street was only a trilogy?
UtilityPunk: You need the golden ticket key to get into Willy Wonka's Brazilian Churro Factory
matthaus_c: completely different people behind it for no good reason
YawnLance: @public_key_reveal_party unfortunately
public_key_reveal_party: Oh that sucks, I loved the fear street movies
neisan2112: And none of them were really based on the books very much at all
sporkraptor: ooookay just got here, what is this XD
BrowneePointz: yea they ask what's her name for advice
BusTed: huh
TXC2: made to retain the licence perhaps ?
TheManaLeek: "I Know What You Did Like 25 Years Ago"
Anubis169: "Our algorithm says this weaponised nostalgia will work."
goombalax: I know what you did summer 20 years ago
Nigouki: "I know what you did last summer before social media existed"
BrowneePointz: speaking of good sequels, can't believe from word of mouth that 28 years later is...actually pretty good?
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Firewhiskers: It's like in the Souls games where you're like only 3/4 the average height
kristian_fischer: See also the newer Scream flicks...
LPS_97: no music
LPS_97: nvm
BrowneePointz: It's okay. Matt heard someone at the theatre complain "they didn't explain the lore of the zombies enough"
RealGamerCow: I trust Danny Boyle
Earthenone: Drugs?
Violet__Violence: god the music is so crunchy
Violet__Violence: jesus h
matthaus_c: headphone users this is your warning
Jorsh029: Bad takes on TikTok? I am stunned, I say
RealGamerCow: Just as crunchy as a real nigthclub
Gekyouryuu: I'm hearing the new Jurassic World movie is actually not terrible? not outstanding, but a pretty lean thing with a decent vibe?
kristian_fischer: From what I hear 28 Years Later is quite good.
Tom_Bruise: yeah, but like, CinemaSins-esque film internet has basically always missed every point with Alex Garland materials
Nigouki: how are the shots that were filmed on giant arcs of dozens of iphones?
RandomTrivia: A world ruined by CinemaSins but saved by CinemaWins
public_key_reveal_party: I feel that cronch in my bones
BrowneePointz: Say-oh I think
incslayer: what would be the next step after 28 years? 28 centuries?
kdefinition: It sounds like part of a Megaman theme?
Violet__Violence: bless
TXC2:
Violet__Violence cinnamon toast isn't this crunchy
RocknGrohlNerd: How? How? How is this game so watchable? Am I easy to please or is it kinda good?
GreatSacrificer: Furacão 3000
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: This is what it sounds like when music collides.
RandomTrivia: It's so cronchy
kristian_fischer: @incslayer We'll find out in January
Gekyouryuu: @incslayer decades first?
Sliibee: You've seen monster closets, now get ready for the monster roller-disco!
ShadeofHades: Would this be the time for the lawnchair?
incslayer: @Gekyouryuu ahh that would make sense
TehAmelie: talking of movies have people had time to see The Old Guard 2 yet? i think i got a big advantage from my timezone there
Tom_Bruise: I would imagine the doofusses that didn't get 28 years also didn't get Ex Machina, or Annihilation
Firewhiskers: Our good friend The Wall That Wasn't
Violet__Violence: i haven't seen it yet. i kinda want to.
kristian_fischer: This somehow sounds worse than the club in Prayer Warriors. Somehow.
Desruprot: and knowing is half hte battle
BrowneePointz: From what Wiggins said the ending is W I L D
Violet__Violence: the mist's ending slaps. it's so heartbreaking, but it's so good. it works.
BrowneePointz: like never in a million years predictabled W I L D
Diabore: see those rails? say goodbye to them
TheMerricat: The ending is going to be wild if they actually make the two additional movies that are suppose to follow this.
Violet__Violence: it's very well done and works well with the rest of the film.
TXC2: the ending of the mist is BELIEVABLE, that's what makes it so devastating
LPS_97: There is that sequel coming on january
Diabore: @TheMerricat 2 is already in preprocustion iirc
CuteTeaGoat: hello, your gun barrel does not seem to be straight
Violet__Violence: oh!
Diabore: production*
Violet__Violence: interesting. good stuff then.
TomfooleryFox: Hi all! What exquisite hell are we in today?
Marvoleath: @CuteTeaGoat happy pride!
matthaus_c: @CuteTeaGoat it is gay wrath month
Tom_Bruise: oddly enough, the people who need to get it probably still won't
Violet__Violence: happy wrath month
DoodlestheGreat: I heard it also takes potshots at Brexit.
neisan2112: That is kind of a theme through the whole series
Violet__Violence: @glmdgrielson don't worry about it
glmdgrielson: I am very worried.
DoodlestheGreat: @glmdgrielson Copyright issues.
UtilityPunk: Oh yeah, palette swapped zombies with videogame mechanics
ekimekim: i'm kinda sick of zombie media where the zombies aren't the important part
gnyrinn: Sometimes the Garth Marenghi school of text and subtext is useful.
Diabore: was the zombie penis as big as reported?
BrowneePointz: and from what I heard it's MUCH better and grounded than 28 weeks later which....woof that wasn't a good sequel to 28 days later imo
bytecaster: I don't know, I think more movies should have counterplay
Mangledpixel: when things are designed to create a wiki
UtilityPunk: Yeah, I loathe the text messages that pop up on screens and force the viewer to read lol
TXC2: remember that 28 days later was THE movie that shook up the Zombie genre with: zombies, but fast!
BrowneePointz: *leans into the mic* that's always been the case
BrowneePointz: even the og Day of the Dead
heartofgoldfish: i want some chill post-zombie solarpunk
Thisbymaster: zombies are the setting
matthaus_c: Night Of The Living Dead was so not about the dead
RandomTrivia: The zombies are never the protagonists
RealGamerCow: They weren't in 28 hours
Firewhiskers: The zombies aren't the important part of Night of the Living Dead.
ekimekim: that's fair. i think i just don't like zombie movies
YawnLance: Zombie media has never really been about the zombies
UtilityPunk: Feels like internet and gaming have intruded on cinematography
Juliamon: can we please, as an internet culture, switch from calling July "Gay Wrath Month" and recognize Disability Pride Month instead?
EikoandMog: Zombies are the least interesting part of any zombie movie.
sporkraptor: the monsters have always been the people
Violet__Violence: yeah the zombies have never been a focal point of the movies. they exist as a threat, but the focus has always been on the people.
TheMerricat: Zombies are just a setting prop for why civilization doesn't exist.
kristian_fischer: Um, Night of the Living Dead, hello?
TheManaLeek: Zombies are usually the metaphor
Zandivya: I've heard the movie is a bit of a metaphor for Brexit
L0rdX33n: they are hazards, never villains
DaxStrife: No, "The Thing" is another genre.
TXC2:
zombies are a metaphor for society
goombalax: Zombies are environmental
Foxmar320: Like look at Dead Rising, the interesting parts are the bosses not the zombies
TehAmelie: i recall a great essay about the dire saturation of zombie movies in media in 1999. . .
BrowneePointz: As someone that's Queer and has a disability. We can call July Gay and Disabled Prideful Wrath month
sporkraptor: tbh I'm not particularly interested in zombie apocalypse movies for exactly that reason XD
heartofgoldfish: @TXC2 ah yeah, Red Markets
Jorsh029: Zombies are a lens to view how fucking awful "normal" humans can be. Turns out, we kinda suck as a species
kristian_fischer: Like Warm Bodies?
bytecaster: Are things going bad in it? Then it is a metaphor for Brexit
Tiber727: @ekimekim I wouldn't mind it if they actually had a new take on humans, rather than the same old incompetence for the sake of drama.
Nigouki:
look at 
fly
josh___something: zombies are mostly set dressing that kills people sometimes
thebuzzstreams: That's one thing I liked about Cloverfied Lane, It played the idea of the humans are the monsters, only to subvert that
Violet__Violence: @BrowneePointz yes
Violet__Violence: i approve of this
ProcyonFlynn: "But humans were the real monsters" is a lot less witty/surprising when the modern world is screaming it loudly from every orifice.
SquareDotCube: Nature documentary about zombies?
TomfooleryFox: This music is the quality of my YouTube to MP3 conversions in 2008
BrowneePointz: they're a force of nature, a backdrop to which to tell the story
TheAinMAP:
glmdgrielson: I mean, I think the issue with most apocalypse stories is that dragging out the end is... unsatisfying.
matthaus_c: the music in this section is unironically a fascinating collision of very different cultural markers
glmdgrielson: At some point people need to actually RECOVER.
sporkraptor: but in real life humans don't suck the way they do in "zombie survival" movies. it's--augh, I have a whole rant spring-loaded, I'll spare y'all
Anaerin: Now would be a good time to save.
DoodlestheGreat: Little things mean a lot.
Nigouki: i just miss the DONK DONK DONK bouncing sound from original quake
Dalrint: Huh. Apparently they've already filmed the sequel to 28 years later and it comes out in january.
UnknownFriday: I like how it seems like the part that's broken is that part that ignites the engines, so it's just spitting rockets at people.
Violet__Violence: pardon??
Simriel: hahahaha
Firewhiskers: Durf Punk
Mai_Andra: Yeah, that's where the difference in zombie movies comes - some use zombies as an environmental threat; others use zombies as a different class of people.
RandomTrivia: Uhhhh
public_key_reveal_party: @sporkraptor i agree, I said the same thing like 30 times last night during let's Nope
Rhynerd: is that the dev’s face as the DJ?
BrowneePointz: Oh yea I gave that rant early on during TLOU2 on Let's Nope @sporkraptor
Firewhiskers: WHat, no line at the club bathroom?
BITs19_: I've been to that rave
glmdgrielson: The fact that you are kicking around body p.arts is... disturbing
bytecaster: Save?
josh___something: wait, who's piloting the filth today?
Tom_Bruise: Why do I suddenly feel like playing Cruelty Squad?
sporkraptor: @public_key_reveal_party /hi5 and to browneepointz XD
TXC2: need a chill out room in this club
TomfooleryFox: We need it Graham
thebuzzstreams: because that's where the couch is
brieandbacon: Because of who's in the men's room
Thisbymaster: all lady rooms have armor, that is why they go in groups
DaxStrife: Ladies at the club deserve protection.
gnyrinn: Because the ladies need protection, sadly.
glmdgrielson: I really don't want to say "you know why", buuut...
Rhynerd: @josh___something tables turned, G’s playinf
InconsiderateHat: Why are they legom'ns??
TehAmelie: i think we're due for a zombie movie that's just a realistic take on rabies
sporkraptor:
honestly I'm super happy that at least a few people here know what I'm talking about, LRR fans
matthaus_c: @InconsiderateHat good question. next question
Notamys3000: @TehAmelie 28 days later? the rage virus
BrowneePointz: @TehAmelie uhhh....what if I told you...the first 28 days later
BrowneePointz: is predicated on mutated Rabies
Tom_Bruise: Why won't this rocket launcher stop undulating?
RandomTrivia:
TXC2: glmdgrielson game is Brazilian
BrowneePointz: also if you haven't seen it chat the original 28 days later is just...a really good movie
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glmdgrielson: Ah, I see.
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: but can you rocket jump?
gnyrinn: @glmdgrielson So the anglophones can understand them.
public_key_reveal_party: And what may I ask is wrong with firing rockets sideways?
terribleplan: Identify Friend or Foe
RealGamerCow: is that the missle knows where it is by knowing where it isn't box?
Kentosaurus: identify friend or foe
gnyrinn: IFF Identification Friend or Foe
Earthenone: do you have access to stock footage of a stinger missle incase you evert need a stinger for a video and dont have time to shoot one? )
sporkraptor: oooh, that seems... handy XD
DoodlestheGreat: Doesn't always work, but it tries.
KBKarma: Wait. IFF is a thing outside of MechWarrior?
RocknGrohlNerd: International final fantasy?
public_key_reveal_party: Can you rocket jump?
Violet__Violence: neat. i'm gonna need to check it out.
DoodlestheGreat: @KBKarma Been for decades.
glmdgrielson: This game feels... weird.
baltimore_667083: GOOOOOOOOOOAL
iris_of_ether:
RandomTrivia:
BrowneePointz: speaking of good movies chat, Thunderbolts hit Disney Plus yesterday
OldUncleDan: I remember IFF missiles from the Wing Commander series.
Marvoleath: Gotta test if there is a rocket jump, right?
Drasvin: @KBKarma Yep. It's really common in air craft.
DaxStrife: Clowncore?
Bassios: Paincore?
TheMerricat: Important note, the IFF system doesn't control the firing, it just sounds a tone so you know that you are about to ruin your military career if you pull the trigger.
Nigouki: that little "hehe" after the rocket hit is exactly what FPS games should be
Rhynerd: @kbkarma it’s also in Ace Combat but yeah.
goombalax: Dark Carnival
glmdgrielson: @BrowneePointz You're missing the asterisk.
LurkerSpine: ice cream truck funeral music
BITs19_: I can barely hear it, but based on how crunchy it is, I can only assume it is phonk
Laserbeaks_Fury: genre: Bad
Drasvin: Ice Cream funeral?
BrowneePointz: and if you've been thinking Marvel can't make good movies anymore, well Thunderbolts shocked me to the core with how good it was
LordManiMani: Hyperpop?
dankmemeter: That's the theme for a TV show
glmdgrielson: SPIN!
hieroglyphica: Y'all read that study about how compressed music causes more hearing damage over the long term than just regular music?
Violet__Violence: "demonically possessed ice cream truck" man christine got weird
EikoandMog: NO WHY
UtilityPunk: Ice cream carnival music. If knife-sharpening trucks had theme songs, it might sound like this
bytecaster: Cruuuuuunch
glmdgrielson: No.
incslayer: NO
LPS_97: you glad now?
BITs19_: thanks!
brieandbacon: The genre is: Noise.
hieroglyphica: I hate it
public_key_reveal_party: Cronch
SirGrote: This sounds like Uptempo
Nigouki: isn't that just the Golden Saucer theme?
RandomTrivia: the cronchiest
TXC2: this IS your fault chat
WiJohn: Yay icecream truck!
dankmemeter: El Chavo del Ocho
thebuzzstreams: crunchy angry birds theme
DarkNacht: !badadvice
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Dalrint: Ice Cream Truck Electronica?
littleunknownn: accurate
incslayer: with clowns still in it?
IanAllenBird: I was gonna call it "clownpiss"
DigitalSeahorse: nope
Bassios: Christ, I've heard grindcore more listenable than this
jordorowsky: This is Happy Hardcore right?
Drasvin: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: 35 grams of ant candy
thesurfaceofthemoon: A clown car through a woodchipper would involve more HONKs
brieandbacon: @TXC2 don't blame me! I voted for Kodos!
EikoandMog: It sounds like a clown vomiting.
margieargie: It's the Turkish March from Beethoven's The Ruins of Athens, for those wondering
gnyrinn: It sounds a bit like distorted Golden Saucer.
Mai_Andra: Are we inside the clown chipper? look at that sky...
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: if it didn't have a bitrate of approximately 2, it might be nice
DoodlestheGreat: Holy crap, that's the music from that one Japanese soap commercial.
glmdgrielson: @thesurfaceofthemoon Honk.
SirGrote: This is not gabber lol
offbeatwitch: oh yeah this is kind of gabber-y
offbeatwitch: like a bit
TXC2: "the dulcet tones of a moose being feed groin first into a woodchipper"
public_key_reveal_party: This is less listenable than harsh noise, which is an accomplishment
Rhynerd: The zombified remains of your local ice cream truck is still operating it’s usual route.
Desruprot:
neisan2112: Yup
DigitalSeahorse: ack
thesurfaceofthemoon: @glmdgrielson HONK
sporkraptor: what's the name of the game?
Firewhiskers: fla rocket launcher
Dread_Pirate_Westley:
Desruprot:
TXC2:
brieandbacon damn two party system
Mathwyn: RAWKET LAWN CHAIR
incslayer: are those Donkey Kong Barrels?
Tom_Bruise: Thanks, Keyes
JadedCynic:
yeah, it's not gabber (I binged some Beardyman shows on YT last night )
public_key_reveal_party: @sporkraptor it's like a paragraph long no one in chat remembers I'm gonna guess
matthaus_c: that's el chavo del ocho!
OldUncleDan: Oooooh! We're fighting the CIA!
sporkraptor: @public_key_reveal_party okay fair enough XD
glmdgrielson: Oh great, it's a platforming segment.
warpstonewarlock: Barrels famously lava resistant
glmdgrielson: We learned nothing from Half-Life.
dankmemeter: @matthaus_c Correct
Tom_Bruise: lesson learned; rocket launchers are not great at point blank range
DigitalSeahorse:
goombalax: the recoil might be getting you here
JadedCynic: backblast?
DeM0nFiRe: Maybe the chocolate milk on the ground is tasty
Firewhiskers: Coopers are incredible artisans.
BrowneePointz: you forgot the most important part
accountmadeforants: I'm glad we have two back-to-back W+Ps with nothing but quality games
Nigouki: I'm gonna strap this wood so tight it's waterproof
BrowneePointz: Coopers are masters of the Bunghole Alex
thebuzzstreams: and rock music? or is that just Alice?
OldUncleDan: Coopers make Barrels, Pickle Jars, and Misters named Gary.
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Firewhiskers: They are shapes.
matthaus_c: @glmdgrielson it's a cheeky misspelling of congratulations
gualdhar: is that a rifle or an automatic pila?
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: @glmdgrielson not much, what's parabrains with you?
Tom_Bruise: were those Runescape mobs?
Rhynerd: one looked like a ninja for a moment
bytecaster: @Rhynerd The streamer?
glmdgrielson: @matthaus_c ...I assume it's cleverer if I speak Brazilian Portuguese.
glmdgrielson: Alex teaching us how to evil.
Bassios: At this volume too
Juliamon: It's just a memetic misspelling
bytecaster: This music and then "Your call is important to us" and then this music again
kdefinition: Alex, they already do that
SirGrote: It kinda sounds like terrorcore except they didnt try to make it danceable
MehallD: damnit G
goombalax: I feel like some services do that on purpose because I've heard some DIRE hold music
warpstonewarlock: Dogeman?
public_key_reveal_party: Mmm fountain bullats
DigitalSeahorse: also a way to ensure 100 percent anger when they get through too tho
matthaus_c:
@glmdgrielson it's not exactly clever, it's just a feature of brazilian internet speak 
Tom_Bruise: please be hardlocked
EikoandMog: When I worked in a call centre, I had stress dreams to Opus No. 1.
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Hold music universally has atrocious audio quality.
accountmadeforants: Honestly the compression on someo of them makes it sound like this anyway
NoxStryx: Graham is playing? What is this Play & Watch?
Rhynerd: parkour’d your way into sequence breaking
matthaus_c:
this whole level is a very specific reference 
gualdhar: oh is this a Chirstmas time "Boss and Employee switch places" stream for Canada Day?
Mai_Andra: She was a shark, he was LEGO... ♫
public_key_reveal_party: You accomplished something
YawnLance: Freedom
morgoth_bauglyr: what a BUS
EikoandMog: *chef's kiss*
Jethrain: Perfection
glmdgrielson: Hi, CrazyBus?
DigitalSeahorse: yay
RealGamerCow: Those are polygons
YawnLance: High art
matthaus_c: that's just what buses look like
thebuzzstreams: @Mai_Andra It really could have been more obvious
DigitalSeahorse: MAMA
Earthenone: !dbcountdown
LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope will begin at Fri 14 Nov 03:00 PM PST (135d, 2:05 from now)
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Can we get that to Ian for LRRMans?
public_key_reveal_party: Hell bus for yes
baltimore_667083: the crazybus is coming
Earthenone: !venga
LRRbot: Turn down for BUS!
Bassios: *Always* make your own assets, devs. *Always*
Drasvin: Its on fire
KBKarma: What about the Desert Bus?
TXC2:
3 buses tried to be at the same place at the same time
LunchB0x_13: bus is coming
baltimore_667083: @Dread_Pirate_Westley yes yes and yes
Jobot180: And its on fire
neisan2112: And on fire
accountmadeforants: I want this bus in the next LRRMans
Tom_Bruise: Imean, if my four-year-old came back from school with that bus, I'd put in on the fridge
TehAmelie: gotta get that for a Desert Bus mod
Mai_Andra: send the bus to Ian for next year's LRRmans
LithelyUnshod: @ScrapyardGhostTrain IIRC it's because analog phone lines are shit at music? Tom Scott has a video in it.
kdefinition: the goddamn round textures stretched over square boxes
matthaus_c: we have found Desert Bus For Hell
Firewhiskers: And now it's Serious Sam
Jethrain: and quad damage baybeeeeee
Mai_Andra: oh, Muscle Men... I had a bunch of those as a kid
baltimore_667083: WHAT
ScrapyardGhostTrain: LithelyUnshod Those does sound familiar.
glmdgrielson: @LithelyUnshod Because there's like three different signals the connection goes through.
YawnLance: @matthaus_c Desert Bus for Nope
ScrapyardGhostTrain: *That
OldUncleDan: Paul McCartney?
bytecaster: Normal head, normal game
Tom_Bruise: I thought that said "Turd Card" for a second there
DigitalSeahorse: xD
TehAmelie: a telepresence bot for our dead idol?
UnknownFriday: Did you see that it said "Your ass is losing protection"?
Emergent_OS: This game feels like it needs a tiny helicopter level… preferably with Cam in attendance.
glmdgrielson: The fact that you slide WITH the doors feels weird.
Firewhiskers: Luchas?
Earthenone: we found the furries?
RealGamerCow: or jaguar-men?
kristian_fischer: Bumblebee Man
Firewhiskers: Cheetahmen?
glmdgrielson: @MikoKisai ...wha?
JoviniusMaximus: mcdalest mcdalest mcdalest
Jethrain: McTell McDalest
TehAmelie: McDadaism
brieandbacon: Is that where McJ.R got killed?
Earthenone: McDalleks the doctor who franchise
MikoKisai: @glmdgrielson I know, right?!
TXC2:
McDallas AKA Dynasty
SkylerRingtail: @MikoKisai I think it also said "Your ass is losing protection"
KBKarma: So, a kusoge?
thebuzzstreams: If it were any better it'd be a Talking Sim game
TehAmelie: i'm prepared to call it "head and shoulders above Prayer Warriors"
Emergent_OS: Just curious, when Unskippable’s rerun will conclude… would there be possibly more?
Kentosaurus: they're breakdancers?
accountmadeforants: Kusoquakelike
glmdgrielson: Alex, your job is playing Kusoge.
glmdgrielson: Thanks?
TehAmelie: is this the weird ass gun?
Bassios: Ooo, lightning gun
TheMerricat: I believe this is built on the open source quake engine, they mentioned that this _does not_ contain any quake assets on the steam version and specificly mentions some confusion on the asset avalibility of LibQuake.
maxlethebeast: It's Jafar's staff!
Kentosaurus: jafar's staff from aladdin
Rhynerd: is this what uses the weird ammo!
Rhynerd: ?
JadedCynic: oh! They're primo don football 'players' that take a dive at the first touch
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Desruprot: totally Fab
niccus: oh this is that game designed after brazilian bootlegs right
RealGamerCow: Toxic Avenger is a kusoge
AFamiliarCalledEl: That reminds me that I need to sign up for the next season of Kusogrande
MWGNZ: or watching the bee movie
Firewhiskers: Troma is kusoge
Keab42: This game is art
MikoKisai:
why are we talking about Bee Movie now
public_key_reveal_party: The difference between watching a b movie, and watching the bee movie
Rhynerd: like the robots in Hebocon?
AFamiliarCalledEl: Absolutely does not need to be intentional
niccus: willful skirting of good decisions
glmdgrielson: Kusoge is more about trying and missing.
AFamiliarCalledEl: Kusoge is basically just bad but weird
public_key_reveal_party: @mikokisai same brain cell high five
BusTed: shoulda seen that coming I guess
glmdgrielson: It's shooting stop signs?
bytecaster: "Sequence completed"
Kentosaurus: i think it was a stop sign
baltimore_667083: stop signs
EikoandMog: WHAT
Earthenone: shooting road signs
DeM0nFiRe: Sequence completed!
TXC2: shootin rare
Simriel: Hwat
Tom_Bruise: Sequence complete
public_key_reveal_party: It does appear to shoot stop signs
Marvoleath: the burro
Jethrain: was that a stop sign saying "Bare"?
DigitalSeahorse: Honse!
bsudo: yes
Astra7525: emule?
baltimore_667083: "pare"
matthaus_c:
Pare means Stop
TXC2: !findquote why
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
BrowneePointz: Hitting that "intentional b movie" level and doing it well like Tucker and Dale vs Evil is hard
baltimore_667083: which i think is stop in portuguese
Nigouki: you can't handle the secrets
Emergent_OS: If it is OK to ask, what do you think about Dennis Villeneuve getting a director’s chair on the next Bond film?
DigitalSeahorse: I like Alex's shirt
RealGamerCow: an ass throwing stop signs? Happy Pride
Zandivya: Maybe it was a donkey pinata full of cds
bytecaster: That snake is pretty fab though
Drasvin: When the enemy asks you to stop, aggressively.
RocknGrohlNerd: @bytecaster indeed it is
kristian_fischer: Money Plane, you say?
Strebenherz: Hello gamers
MrSarkhan: wat
public_key_reveal_party:
OldUncleDan: Sugarcane juice is, in my opinion, coylingly sweet.
Tom_Bruise: oh we're in the money now
JoviniusMaximus: moneyplane
SquareDotCube: Oh this is the lightning gun reskin
EikoandMog: Is this the BFG?
DigitalSeahorse: paper airplane
Jobot180: "I fly like paper, get hgih like planes"
kristian_fischer: Where's Kelsey Grammer?
Earthenone: wow this game is pay to win
Bassios: I have questions, and I do not expect any of them will get answers
TXC2:
that looks like a paper fortune teller to me
AFamiliarCalledEl: But yeah, if anyone wants to experience a little more Kusoge, there is a community kusoge mystery tournament that just started sign ups for its next season
IanAllenBird: I walked away was that a paper airplane
YawnLance: He seems friendly
Earthenone: is it a metaphor for the police?
EikoandMog: @IanAllenBird Money paper airplane
Omthebox: I think I've seen this pig before
bytecaster: @IanAllenBird Made of money
RealGamerCow: @IanAllenBird made of money!
Bassios: That's profoundly cursed
IanAllenBird: I seeeee
fiftymcnasty: like Percy Pig
TXC2: no, this pig eat YOU!
TheAinMAP:
DigitalSeahorse: piggu
MrSarkhan: Graham pls
JadedCynic:
DigitalSeahorse:
BrowneePointz: yea that pig is voiced by Jon Lovitt
baltimore_667083: GRAHAM
RocknGrohlNerd: Its 90' platformer ass enemy
BrowneePointz: Jon Lovitz?
brieandbacon: That's the Restaurant at the End of the Universe bit, right?
DigitalSeahorse:
JoviniusMaximus: Isn't that a character in hitchhiker's guide to the galazy
TehAmelie: i regret all my pork future investments
Foxmar320: Graham you talking about Meat Week again?
BrowneePointz: it's voiced by him
Tom_Bruise: "Rub me all over with BBQ sauce, grilldaddy"
TXC2: brieandbacon sure is
7gorobei: owen wilson as the pig from HHGTTG
matthaus_c: is it vegan to eat meat that consents
RandomTrivia: The Amiglian Major Pig
ScrapyardGhostTrain: So it's the cow from Restaurant at the End of the Universe?
bytecaster: Food should not be into vore
EikoandMog: Like the Cow in Restaurant at the End of the Universe?
kristian_fischer: I don't like that idea, Graham
KBKarma: Restaurant at the End of the Universe, when Arthur meets the Meat.
lightfut: The pig now played by Jeff goldblum
Earthenone: Chankata
ghizmou: Like that company who has the pig slicing himself a slice of his belly
RandomTrivia:
You didn't aim at their quads 
TXC2:
turns out the only kink we shame here at LRR is being eaten.....and feet
Dalrint: Is that weapon a spoiled banana?
Laserbeaks_Fury: "Don't worry, sir, I'll be very humane."
JoviniusMaximus: bock and call torture
matthaus_c: that's a spoof on a tv station logo
DigitalSeahorse: television?
Earthenone: they needed water to stop the fall damage, but dident want to make a water level
Laserbeaks_Fury: IS THAT A CHANCLA
DigitalSeahorse: kitty?
glmdgrielson: Why did that paper plane explode?
TXC2: Laserbeaks_Fury sure is
LurkerSpine: uh... apparently bct is slang for vagina?
DigitalSeahorse: or doggo?
Mai_Andra:
you don't take fall damage if you land in water 
TehAmelie: of course a paper airplane needs firework propulsion to be an effective weapon
DigitalSeahorse: meato
TheMerricat: "Brazilian portuguese has a lot of words for "pussy", and bct (buceta) is one of the dirtiest ones."
bytecaster: Making a trunk in Quake is hard, you guys
brieandbacon: You're just meant to ignore it
glmdgrielson: I don't have a VCR that big.
public_key_reveal_party: Wow they have mini VHS tapes
DigitalSeahorse: HiFi
glmdgrielson: Wi-Fi is meaningless.
TehAmelie: weefees!
RandomTrivia: Wi-Fi means wi-fi
public_key_reveal_party: Yeah, just a brand-name basically
accountmadeforants: They literally called it that for marketing reasons yes
bytecaster: WLAN is superior anyway
Kentosaurus: wireless fireless
Nigouki: fuck, Lorna was right
RandomTrivia: It's just a word
KV1NN4: Wireless Filler
TreeVor84: weefee demons!
Violet__Violence: that makes me so mad al;sdkjf
WearingCats_CwC: Wireless...fireless
Earthenone: streamer, show dimleelo
teammanfred: Just like the Wii
TXC2:
surely it means Wide Fidelity?
Mister_BlueSky: Show me the campion of liiiggghhhtttt!~
e_bloc: late night the the devil
LPS_97: All I wanna do is doh doh doh and yeah baby
TreeVor84: The wifi in my house is named "WeeFee Demon"
OldUncleDan: I was so disappointed when I found out that M.I.A. was kind of a garbage person.
glmdgrielson: @e_bloc So the Eric Andre Show?
Rhynerd: the next highlight reel is gonna be great
TehAmelie: if this ends up with us closing the hellgate AND resurrecting the idol it'll be too good
terribleplan: > According to a founding member of the Wi-Fi Alliance, "Wi-Fi" has no expanded meaning, and was simply chosen as a more memorable name for the technology. Some Wi-Fi Alliance materials produced soon after this selection used the phrase wireless fidelity, but this was quickly dropped.
Cyberegg: the Wi part of Wi-Fi was chosen because it's wireless but the whole thing doesn't orginate from anything
Omthebox: Bells
Mangledpixel: all I wanna do is honk honk honk honk and yoshi ground pound meow and take your money
accountmadeforants: Aparently, the Wireless Ethernet Compatibility Alliance (now Wi-Fi Alliance) hired Interbrand to come up with a catchier name than "IEEE 802.11b Direct Sequence"
niccus: wireless fireless
OldUncleDan: Hosted by Alicia Keys?
Jobot180: Set design by Minecraft
Gekyouryuu: The longer we watch this, the more curious i get: Alex, have you played Cruelty Squad?
maxlethebeast: It's Keynan O'brian.
RocknGrohlNerd: And all these guys are unpaid interns as well
TehAmelie: i think i had assumed it meant "wired fidelity" as if it was the same signal quality despite being wireless
SquareDotCube: They're big in Japan
RandomTrivia: The house band is the *size* of a house
glmdgrielson: Crows and Servos, it's the Eric Andre Show!
OldUncleDan: @SquareDotCube So Alphaville?
BlueChloroplast:
@accountmadeforants is IEEEEE part of the dial up sequence?
TXC2: tech: it's ALLLL lies
LordZarano: The Wi-Fi Alliance did used to use the slogan "The Standard for Wireless Fidelity" so it was kinda official at one point
Earthenone: i wonder if like the carrot eyesight thing we will find out the purpose for the wifi psyop in 20 years?
glmdgrielson: @TXC2 Lies we tell ourselves because we think it makes things more not less convenient!
matthaus_c: they are
Mangledpixel: there's a term in Doom modding called 'Doom cute' which is the cute aesthetic of modelling real-world objects in Doom sector geometry. This is not that.
matthaus_c: Chupybara
glmdgrielson: @Mangledpixel This is Doom Ugly.
warpstonewarlock: Sea Battle?
LPS_97: battleship?
TXC2:
glmdgrielson lies because it makes people money
terribleplan: Battleship? As a gameshow?
matthaus_c: check out
RocknGrohlNerd: @matthaus_c sounds delicious
public_key_reveal_party:
OldUncleDan: And the occasional futbal game.
Nigouki: remember that time CSI Miami crew went to Brazil and got to summarily execute people?
glmdgrielson: @Nigouki ...no?
RandomTrivia: Uhhhhhhhh
Drasvin: According to wikipedia, the Wi-Fi Alliance used "Wireless Fidelity" in their slogan for a while. Though the term doesn't have actually meaning. It was chosen because it 'sounds' like HiFi, and was hoped customers would assume quality from the similarity,
Gaelan_Maestro: this is like a duke nukem fever dream
neisan2112: Oh my
elkae: maoe as in a typo of mate?
RocknGrohlNerd: What is gabber
Jobot180: Is this game...Skibbidy?
OldUncleDan: I want to hear the Nightcore version of this song.
fiftymcnasty: its like what if you took hardstyle up to 11
baltimore_667083: Burgue
DigitalSeahorse:
Earthenone: how to explain brazil to an american
JadedCynic: gabber is VERY high-tempo; ultra tempo if you will
TXC2: Hyperpop was a mistake
neisan2112: Hyper speed electronic music from UK I think?
MikoKisai: can haz burguer
ScrapyardGhostTrain: That dog is in the burgue.
Simriel: That Dog smoked a bowl
RocknGrohlNerd: Okey I get it , but why sound like this
thebuzzstreams: there's no way burger dog isn't a secret door lol
northos: (I think the text was "you need to kill 3 [something]")
Gaelan_Maestro: thats DOCTOR mario to you!
TehAmelie: me, an amateur communist: hamburgers. . .so burgue
BrowneePointz: "The music is more commonly referred to as hardcore, and is characterised by fast beats, distorted and heavy kickdrums, with dark themes and samples. " It's like drum and bass but ...more unhinged
public_key_reveal_party: My friend showed me hyper pop and I was like "I love you but if you make me keep listening to this I am going to have a nervous breakdown"
JadedCynic: "a relentless mix of superfast BPMs, distorted kickdrums, and roared vocals"
LordZarano: To be fair to the marketers, Wi-Fi is an extremely catchy name. To the point where people call things that are definitely not Wi-Fi Wi-Fi. Like Ethernet, and phone internet
Reecer6: wasn't there a thing when 4g devices started coming out that they didn't actually meet the agreed-upon, very high requirements to be called "4g" but because every phone company did it the definition just got strongarmed down?
sfn____: i'd say this is hyperpop rather than gabber. gabber's bassline tends to go more like BOOM BOOM BOOM
JadedCynic: a subset of hardcore
sporkraptor: truth
SquareDotCube: They're kyperpop
glmdgrielson: Internet Discourse is pain that is usually not worth it.
EikoandMog: I wish I had twice the creativity and half the shame to make a masterpiece like this.
sporkraptor: you can, in fact, go touch grass
Strebenherz: Thank you Alex for that
Gekyouryuu: Now I'm just remembering i wanna check out Kpop Demon Hunters
ghizmou: so true bestie
Keab42: Looks like it's Layoffs O'Clock in the gaming industry
Jobot180: I just wish those dipshits didn't vote
TXC2: I stopped caring about modern music 25 years ago and it's so very freeing
Keab42: @gekyouryuu it's really good
JadedCynic: @sfn____ yeah, this isn't gabber; gabber would even be BOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOM
AFamiliarCalledEl: You don't even have to care what dipshits say offline tbh
Scarbble: @Gekyouryuu it was fun, i recommend it
OldUncleDan: I've tried Touching Grass... Turns out I'm highly allergic.
dumbo3k: Where are my Artisinal Shit-Posts!
Diabore: edge for edge sake
wiganlass: the sheer joy of being old enough to not give an actual shit
hackingducks: @Reecer6 I don't know if that's true of 4G, but it *definitely* is true of 5G, where they neutered the 5G requirements because everyone was lying
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thebuzzstreams: The enemy is capitalism!
TXC2: PREACH!
Laserbeaks_Fury: I love when Monopoly comes to McDalest
LadyLockwood92: Speaking of, @loadingreadyrun the most recent Crapshot was *amazing*.
Diabore: grahams quads are invincible
Strebenherz: RIGHT WHEN you said "can't be sure it's humans" I got a spam call, I BUS YOU NOT
SkylerRingtail: Problem: "The enemy, as with most things, is capitalism" Solution: "Sliiiide to the left."
TehAmelie: they sure have improved on the number of enemies the Quake engine can handle
JadedCynic:
that was THE BEST, G
RocknGrohlNerd: Alex is correct , we can just not care, cuz its ragebait almost all of the time
IanAllenBird: oop
LadyLockwood92: Oh no! You're gonna get butt pregnant. That's illegal and also impossible.
terribleplan: What happened there is that your ass lost protection...
JadedCynic: @RocknGrohlNerd and worse yet - MONETIZED ragebait
lightfut: Seize my means of production
KV1NN4: the thumbs-up got me and my partner SO GOOD XD
TXC2: ^
ladylinzington: the thumbs up was PERFECT
Keab42: It was the thumbs up that sold the final line
TXC2: the thumbs up broke me
JadedCynic:
seize the means of my production, comrade!
Foxmar320: The thumbs up at the end killed me
DoodlestheGreat: The revolution will be lubricated.
DigitalSeahorse: hehehe
Foxmar320: I needed that
Earthenone: i assume its "congratulations" inm brazilan
WearingCats_CwC: It's not a real bain
Juliamon: It's "congwatulations" basically
RocknGrohlNerd: @jadedcynic yeah! Good point
IanAllenBird: the thumbs up really got me
WearingCats_CwC: But it's similar
L0rdX33n:
LadyLockwood92: To each according to their need, to each according to their kinks.
Mai_Andra: "seize my means of production" was very good
BrowneePointz: memetic spelling
Pteraspidomorphi: Yes, but misspelled phonetically
Kasran: parabains is a corruption of "parabéns" which means congratulations
JadedCynic:
yeah, you've always been good at that 'goofy grin' - but Kathleen keeping a straight face at it was CONSUMATE SKILL
Earthenone: but i only took brazilian in 3rd grade, just enough to mess up learning spanish later on lol
Jobot180: Like "Congrulations"
LadyLockwood92: Yeah, definitely.
sporkraptor: agreed, "means of production" is better
TXC2: correct
KBKarma: SO MANY FOOTBALLS.
Laserbeaks_Fury: oh you lose all your armor when it wears off
TXC2: it's cleaner
public_key_reveal_party: That was an amazing crapshot btw
LordZarano: "After all, real communism has never been tried... in the bedroom" is SUCH A GOOD LINE
warpstonewarlock: First place shite at footie
KBKarma: @Alex: it's "olé", and is weirdly sung by Irish football fans.
LPS_97: I wish those footballs were like the soap in Dusk, in which it instakills everything it touches
EikoandMog: Fire Sale
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: my favorite part of the Crapshot was wondering if Cameron wrote it 😂
LadyLockwood92: It ate everybody.
L0rdX33n: my manwich!
Gekyouryuu: footy, footy, footy, footy, socc-in' everywhere! socc-in' everywhere!
SquareDotCube: Burning deli, crouching bakery
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: it just felt like a very Cameron rant
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff:
69
Diabore: good murderizing g
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BrowneePointz: Portrait of a Deli on Fire is my favorite lgbt movie
Jobot180: Mercado time
TehAmelie: hey is this game about being a sequence killer?
DigitalSeahorse: it's a collage
gnyrinn: btw: "The Burning Deli" sounds like the name of an excellent nightclub
IanAllenBird: yep
RandomTrivia: I think a surprising amount of skill has gone into making this game look as bad as it does
Earthenone: !prime
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LordZarano: Expertly inexpertly mapped
thebuzzstreams: that's how trains work!
Firewhiskers: Oh I remember this level from System Shock 2
Pteraspidomorphi: Great transportation infrastructure
matthaus_c: guarana is basically bloodborne fruit
Anaerin: Wait, Brazil has teleporter technology?
RandomTrivia:
sporkraptor: okay because I thought it was AI red pandas o___O
Invitare: oh yeah, there's Amazon Forest teleporters in every Brazilian train station? Didn't you know?
public_key_reveal_party: I think I have become desensitized to this game, and I'm going to play something with normal textures and maps later and be totally thrown off
Astra7525: Can't go upper. Most go depper
Gekyouryuu: MGS3 reference?
TXC2: I would read florista as florist, not forest, but oh well
Earthenone: because the amazon forest is dying
EikoandMog: zombie goasts leave this place
betweenmyself: Biblically accurate rainforest flora.
glmdgrielson: Does busting make you feel good?
DigitalSeahorse: collage of college
IanAllenBird: well, they weren't
Invitare: that's because dogs don't have souls
matthaus_c: yeah, his name is Tim Maia, banger of a musician
offbeatwitch: Have You Seen This Man
Voidhawk42: Brazilian Gabe
DigitalSeahorse: that laughing guy
niccus: that's probably how they bootstrapped hieroglyphs
Duffadash: Snail knights?
UnknownFriday: I think you're writing a Krogshot.
Gaelan_Maestro: Can you drown in game?
offbeatwitch: people have definitely had in-jokes for a long time
RandomTrivia: Surely this is a way to get out of bounds
TXC2: there are Egyptian jokes that we've found, but lost the punch line
offbeatwitch: something something xkcd 794
ArcOfTheConclave: Alex: Was Stonehenge a prank?
glmdgrielson: Thank you, Kasran, for giving us Brazilian pointers.
JadedCynic: Q:"Why is a duck?"
matthaus_c: turns out, /deliberately/ unfinished
Jorsh029: "Ha, these idiots are gonna think we were obsessed with cats"
Kasran: i'm not even brazilian i just like looking stuff up
accountmadeforants: @offbeatwitch Oh yeah, there has definitely been plenty of research into Roman graffiti, figuring out all the jokes
LPS_97: or Ronaldo the footballer
EikoandMog: I mean, one of the earliest recorded jokes is: "A dog, having entered an inn, did not see anything, (and so he said): 'Shall I open this (door)?'"
glmdgrielson: @LPS_97 Hahaha, RONALDINHO!
Reecer6: "ronaldo amazon lodge" is the sort of stuff i'd be cooking up if you asked me to make a game about brazil
accountmadeforants: Time to quick-save and figure out if the snake kills us
EikoandMog: I have NO IDEA what that means.
Laserbeaks_Fury: yeah odds are it's a pun
RandomTrivia: That could also be a "lost in translation"
TXC2: something lost in translation
BrowneePointz: muffled sounds of gorilla violence
Bassios: [muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
e_bloc: ape escape?
Earthenone: smash cut to gorilla violence
LordZarano: It sounds like "A man walked into a bar, ouch" but lost in translation
LadyLockwood92: Did you hear about the gorilla that escaped from the zoo?
Gekyouryuu: the what reference?
LadyLockwood92: That's because I'm a very quiet gorilla.
BrowneePointz: Did you hear about the gorilla that escape from the zoo? No. That's because i'm a very quiet gorilla. *muffled sounds of Gorilla violence* - best gorilla joke of 1897
AFamiliarCalledEl: I caught it for sure, but that's exactly my kind of literary reference
Gekyouryuu: 10th and 11th, it seems?
BrowneePointz: escaped*
RandomTrivia: Spectacular
glmdgrielson: I love "weird non convincing low poly coconuts"!
Rhynerd: what’s the other version?
Reecer6: i think a proposed explanation of the dog joke of yore was that "not seeing" anything has a literal meaning of "had closed eyes" so the punchline is the dog opens his eyes
LadyLockwood92: @gekyouryuu Murders at the Rue Morgue. I *wanna* say it's an Edgar Allan Poe story.
DigitalSeahorse:
matthaus_c: gearbane orangutan
SquareDotCube: Written by Edgar Allan Poe no less
Thatwasademo: it's *two* bonus weapons, check the 77 weapon and not just the 66?
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TXC2: right chat I'm off
OldUncleDan:
I thought it was an "Any Which Way But Loose" reference.
TehAmelie: the philosopher Crisyppus was the first person on record to laugh so hard he died, from his own joke no less. "my donkey ate my expensive figs? let's give him some expensive wine to wash it down"
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Graham and Alex
glmdgrielson: See ya, TXC2!
DoodlestheGreat: Huh. I always thought it was a gorilla.
iris_of_ether: Have a great night TXC2
SquareDotCube: Poe inadvertently invented the dime store murder mystery
Anaerin: What does the payphone do?
TehAmelie: that may not be very obscure but
v_nome: '“In her defense, thopters are very fun to smash.” —Udol of the Foundway Associates'
Gekyouryuu: @TehAmelie I was thinking of that one, yeah
Keab42: I think LRR's contributions helped make MKM a lot more fun for me.
LadyLockwood92: Could be worse. Could have been a boomerang.
glmdgrielson: How many sets have LRR worked on at this point?
Keab42: I do hope they bring you back for creative text in the future.
EikoandMog: iirc, there's exactly enough stab wounds for each of the suspects on Murder or the Orient Express
glmdgrielson: Okay then.
IanAllenBird: yeah alright
RandomTrivia: It make boom, I guess
OldUncleDan: One of my favorite Youtube bits is "What if Clue was Latino." It is amazing, and I highly recommend it and her channel in general.
SquareDotCube: I thought you were talking about a grenade that works like a boomerang as a poorly thought cost reduction
BrowneePointz: There was a big "funniest joke" study years back and one for Switzerland I think was: |Why do Ducks have flat feet? To stamp out forest fires. Why do Elephants have flat feet? To stamp out burning ducks.| which is one of my favorite in a vacuum pieces of humor @LoadingReadyRun
Astra7525: That can't be good for your joints
Foxmar320: Ive seen those things but ive never had one used on me
matthaus_c: Card Kingdom: RIP Legend!
ladylinzington: Alex I'm not sure that was a barber
BusTed: like ya do
UtilityPunk: You didn't know you wanted it until you had it, then you never needed a massage again
Kasran: commands for gamers: kill the clones and grab chtullu
Simriel: One or a six pack?
DigitalSeahorse: catonet
gsyhiap: We're fresh out of Cthulu, don't you just hate it when that happens?
aerolend: On Gatonet nobody can hear you meow.
Cptasparagus: oh so you can even run DOOM on meth huh?
DigitalSeahorse:
Catonet
Shadowsoflife: @Simriel mini or regular
Thatwasademo: sky water, straight from my SMW romhacks
aerolend: !game
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lightfut: Cthulu's back with the magazines, go pick them up
matthaus_c: gato-awful?
SquareDotCube: Reminds me of Echoes of Wisdom
Rhynerd: 12 weapons
TehAmelie: @BrowneePointz I like Ireland's top joke: a man walks into a bar and his mate says "i heard you buried your wife yesterday" and he says "I had to, she died."
UtilityPunk: This game even has swimming? This could be a game of the year contender
glmdgrielson: Thanks, Sonic?
Gekyouryuu: I think the "other weapons" are reskins of the regular versions? the coconuts are "grenades" and the payphone is a "rocket launcher" and you need those, respectively, to use them?
MikoKisai: uppies!
accountmadeforants:
lightfut: But fall damage
aerolend: This is an interesting way to learn Portuguese.
MikoKisai: the "more to go" thing is a built-in thing from Quake, IIRC
SquareDotCube: Shatan my pants
DigitalSeahorse: Cthulhu
BusTed: They took some good time to model that one.
Gekyouryuu: it's called R'lyeh, Alex
TehAmelie: ah, i see we're taking the radical solution to the hellgate problem: just kill every demon in hell
Thatwasademo: this is a quake mod, yes
aerolend: Kthulhu took all of the secrets to the grave.
terrence_too: No, you can kick gibs.
terrence_too: In quake1 I mean.
SquareDotCube: Did the mission packs add weapons?
Thatwasademo: is that sanic?
Thefluffiestguineapig: well, I was in class but this VOD will be fascinating
4 raiders from NoNameFae have joined!
thebuzzstreams: i mean, kinda does
Jobot180: You tell me, game!
glmdgrielson: Hi, raid!
TehAmelie: these are questions
matthaus_c: scruting this game feels special I'll be real
Lancer1583: heya!
thebuzzstreams: Hi raiders! we have no answers, it's just game
NoNameFae: garbage day lets go
Cptasparagus: i've seen a lot of pictures of the two of them smoking weed in random shops in mexico/brazil
EikoandMog: Hi raiders. Welcome to..... This.
NorthstarTex: Here with the raid what fresh hell is this? *sees chat* oh...the usually
UtilityPunk:
These levels are bigger than Tony Hawk Pro Skater 1 
Keab42: This is hand-crafted artisanal garbage
MikoKisai: @glmdgrielson "BRAZILIAN DRUG DEALER 3: I OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL IN THE FAVELA TRYING TO REVIVE MIT AIA I NEED TO CLOSE IT". The caps are part of the title.
NorthstarTex: Usual*
Kasran: the name of this game is BRAZILIAN DRUG DEALER 3: I OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL IN THE FAVELA TRYING TO REVIVE MIT AIA I NEED TO CLOSE IT
Kasran: it's currently on sale for less than three dollars
thebuzzstreams: It's quake but weird
Keab42: At least you don't need to have played 1 & 2 for this to make sense
TehAmelie: just like the Quake series
ButButTheJesus: hi folks, I see we're thick with filth
aerolend: (Oh, )Shi(f)t(!) key
Kasran: this game is awesome
DigitalSeahorse: yes, many things on sale on steam sale
matthaus_c: Burgue
SquareDotCube: Given the cleaner look I wonder if made our way to Brasila
Rhynerd: and Grahams playing for a change
ButButTheJesus: CHNKN NUNGNS
Bassios: I ordered two large fries and got two cartons of fucken' little ones!
BusTed: not armor chips?
OldUncleDan: "Welcome to McMurders! May I slay your order?"
L0rdX33n: uh oh, the music is growing on me
matthaus_c: the room was the colour of a missing texture--
LadyLockwood92: Beetroot? You want fuckin' Beetroot? Ingredience
Shadowsoflife: Yes
couchboyj: Yes
Rhynerd: 14 weapons total now, right?
Earthenone: i assume each weapon has an upgraded form
glmdgrielson: I love "ammo thingy".
Earthenone: that you double tap to use
Anaerin: You unlocked them before, but now you get the explanation
matthaus_c: a string of Ks is the brazilian equivalent of lol
aerolend: I don't think guarana is what those yellow jello covered seed things reminded me of.
IanAllenBird: yeah ok
offbeatwitch: commands for gamers
Earthenone: did we pirate this?
thebuzzstreams: well, at least it knows how sueful it is
aerolend: I totally wood.
thebuzzstreams: useful*
EikoandMog: Oh yeah, Brazil is rampant for piracy.
Dalrint: I would absolutely download a car.
gsyhiap: You would steal a font.
DigitalSeahorse: it looks like a cup of fires
ButButTheJesus: donkeh?
Anaerin: If buying isn't owning, then copying isn't piracy.
DigitalSeahorse: fries*
aerolend: @EikoandMog Game communism.
Rhynerd: @gsyhiap wasn’t the music also stolen?
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: tudo caro is v funny
DoodlestheGreat: Thanks to 3D printing, damn skippy I'd d/l a car. I'd download a orbital rocket, if I knew where the files were.
Mangledpixel: (perpetual reminder that the original PSA wasn't 'You wouldn't download a car' it was 'You wouldn't steal a car')
IanAllenBird: moon gravity
matthaus_c: all the Dark Souls characters end their dialogue with lol
aerolend: @DoodlestheGreat The files are in the rocket that is currently in orbit.
Barb4rian: O M G
BusTed: more minifig ogres
IanAllenBird: nooo
DigitalSeahorse: Smegma
Laserbeaks_Fury: Did you know they retired Ronald?
EikoandMog:
brieandbacon: THAT's what they keep in those fridges?
DigitalSeahorse: Smeg-Ma
LadyAiluros: from someone who just finished OG Marathong .. you're on a Pfthor sip now!
EikoandMog: This is better than Smasnug.
gnyrinn: You killed Cthulu two (three?) levels ago. Surely this story is reaching a climax.
DigitalSeahorse: xD
SquareDotCube: Quake's low G levels were kinda fun
DoodlestheGreat: I like their monitors.
Keab42: Everybody's favourite mall store: smegma
ButButTheJesus: wait wut
NimrodXIV: [laughs in Red Dwarf fan]
NapalmSideburns: I've seen Smeg pots and pans advertised here
BusTed: I have a Smeg refrigerator
Thefluffiestguineapig: this reminds me of super bembo quest
DigitalSeahorse: cool Smeg
matthaus_c: @Keab42 read that as everybody's favourite meal I'm ngl
sgowell: I have a smeg toaster. I call it “Talkie”
Thefluffiestguineapig: in tone
Bassios: I can't see SMEG appliances without thinking "Smuuuuuuur heeeeeee" from Red Dwarg
Bassios: Dwarf*
TehAmelie: @LadyAiluros i like that typo. picture running a marathon in a thong
aerolend: @sgowell What does it talk about?
LadyAiluros: looool
sgowell: @aerolend warming breads
aerolend: @sgowell Sounds like a warm message.
TehAmelie: now this has some endgame stage feelin
aerolend: What's the name of this, btw?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Got something in your throat, G?
Kasran: BRAZILIAN DRUG DEALER 3: I OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL IN THE FAVELA TRYING TO REVIVE MIT AIA I NEED TO CLOSE IT
Dog_of_Myth: What is the feedback that you speak of?
aerolend: @Kasran Interesting name.
TehAmelie: favela pretty much means slum, as i recall
DaxStrife: Rirepi and Terrory?
EikoandMog:
RandomTrivia:
Oh it must be based on a light novel
ButButTheJesus: thank you graham
aerolend: Seems like a relatively accurate description from what I'm seeing.
JAGxTERRA: oh a light novel based game, got it.
DigitalSeahorse:
ThorSokar: VERY descriptive title if I do say so myself
sporkraptor: this game *is* a hell portal.
EikoandMog: Brazilikai
glmdgrielson: I don't think the high has anything to do with that, Graham.
Bassios: I'm definitely feeling something, not sure what though
lightfut: Is this a VN spin off or something with that title?
Tom_Bruise: McDonalds are bad, but you know what isn't? Drugs. Drugs are great! Observe all local laws and whatnot, but go as nuts as you want!
matthaus_c: yeah Quake was a mod of this game
Garfy400: The floor is made from apple pie filling
accountmadeforants: The creator was apparently inspired/compelled by Cruelty Squad
glmdgrielson: @accountmadeforants That would explain a lot.
Thatwasademo: a
aerolend: @TehAmelie Yep. "From the name of the plant favela (Cnidoscolus quercifolius), which grew on the hills where the first such communities were established in Rio de Janeiro in the late 19th century" [1. . Originally referring to hillside communities in Rio de Janeiro where former slaves settled after abolition] [2. By extension, any impoverished urban settlement in Brazil]
BusTed: naturally
Coloneljesus: hello fellow trash game bandits
IanAllenBird: yep
Jorsh029: Brings a whole new meaning to "high on your own supply"
Desruprot: SPACE!!!!!
thebuzzstreams: I hope dog is in the credits
SquareDotCube: rats
BusTed: because shut up that's why
accountmadeforants: Frankly this is the kind of scale you should expect from AAA games like BRAZILIAN DRUG DEALER 3: I OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL IN THE FAVELA TRYING TO REVIVE MIT AIA I NEED TO CLOSE IT. Of couse we'd go to space.
Voidhawk42: Good question. Next question.
TehAmelie: i'd like a low gravity shopping mall
DigitalSeahorse: your uuuuuh just reminded me of the Tim Toolman Taylor all of his face game
accountmadeforants: We got the moon shoes
glmdgrielson: Myhouse.WAD looks different.
DigitalSeahorse:
catte
TehAmelie: maybe we just need a potato battery
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DigitalSeahorse:
Bassios: I am still yet to play myhouse.wad
offbeatwitch: myhouse is excellent
Anaerin: Was it DavidXNewton's 3-part series (in 5 episodes)?
EikoandMog: I 'finished' that and it went to like, the first level of DOOM 2. Turns out I didn't mod it correctly.
Greyah: I am also having a hard time parsing. Just in general.
Jorsh029: I absolutely adore how they didn't resize the texture on the door so the text didn't wrap
KingKool2099: New CounterStrike maps, neat
IanAllenBird: not someone who's never been in a building, but someone who's only ever been in *this* building
DoodlestheGreat: IT. IS. BALLOOOOON (belt)
TehAmelie: W+P is like "sir have you ever been inside a house before?" and this game goes "welcome to mi casa"
IanAllenBird: ooof
Jorsh029: "Mi casa es su hellscape"
RandomTrivia:
Kasran: it would be minha casa in this case
aerolend: @Jorsh029 KEKW
Shurtal: Oooh, Pacifier dog? my favorite of the Egyptian Pantheon
kristian_fischer: He be floppin, yo
IanAllenBird: lmaooo
accountmadeforants: YES
accountmadeforants: I was hoping it would
Jorsh029: I know the quake engine is doing A LOT of work here, but I am riveted by this game
matthaus_c: huge on getweird ass ammo
TehAmelie: the Quake engine is but a canvas and this game is art
kristian_fischer: There's a lot of game in this game.
DaxStrife: So would this count as a Bond villain lair since there were sharks in the pool?
accountmadeforants: It's intuitive to the youths, probably. (Hopefully not in real life)
IanAllenBird: what escalation could there be after space
Jorsh029: The Creator clearly LOVED what they were doing
Desruprot: Moon Town
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accountmadeforants: It's supposed to have 17 levels, I recall reading somewhere
aerolend: Hong Kong or Heckler & Koch?
Jorsh029: This is absolutely a labor of love
ButButTheJesus: ew
Mai_Andra: "how long to beat" reports 2.5 hours
WearingCats_CwC: On the moon?
matthaus_c: the casting couch /was/ on the moon
accountmadeforants: That was perhaps the single most coherent part of this game
ThorSokar: honestly a lot cleaner than I thought it would be (the couch)
kristian_fischer: That's where the Infamous Casting Couch IS, Graham
matthaus_c:
don't you recognise an instant classic, G
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IanAllenBird: I have not once agreed with howlongtobeat
UtilityPunk: Lol, JRPGs and less than 200h?
UtilityPunk: Unplayable
MikoKisai: I count 31 map files in the game, although I'm not sure all of them are used
kristian_fischer: NARRATOR. 300 hours later...
ButButTheJesus: yeah I remember years after playing FF6 reading that it was considered a "30" hour game... I was like... who.
TehAmelie: i'm on FF7 right now, and boy some of them enemy skills are so contrived to get, i doubt anyone would figure it out on their own even given 300 hours
SquareDotCube: FF6 is 40-50. Chrono Trigger is 30
Dread_Pirate_Westley: On a second playthrough, maybe.
accountmadeforants: HowLongToBeat is rarely accurate, in my experience. Maybe add a 1.5X~2X multiplier at least
accountmadeforants: Then again, I did see people who legimitately beat Elden Ring first time in 25 hours, so
UtilityPunk: That kitchen might be the set from that one weirdly horny Scooby Doo movie
LurkerSpine: I'm honestly surprised Graham hasn't heard of the infamous casting couch
accountmadeforants: Maybe it's just populated by people who are built different.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ok, why is G playing this one?
gualdhar: the joke is porn. the joke is always porn.
TehAmelie: demon capybara!
SquareDotCube: choco papaya
WearingCats_CwC: Cappybapple
Anaerin: Capybrora?
Angreed66: infamous is the key signal to just not ask
sporkraptor: chippukubabra
DeChunkandFriends: It is, because everyone thinks of SNES and earlier jrpgs as being PSX length. Chrono Trigger is 15-20 hrs unless you leave it on overnight.
Rhynerd: door?
CuteTeaGoat: @Thefluffiestguineapig Hm? Graham's always played bad games on this show
DigitalSeahorse: I need to clean off my poor fan
Laserbeaks_Fury: I am bummed to find out my model of mouse has been discontinued for over 4 years now
Thefluffiestguineapig: I missed that part of the stream during midterms
Bassios: @LurkerSpine Sorry, WHAT? 🤣
matthaus_c: he's awesome
sporkraptor: oh no I've fallen into an alternate reality
Simriel: Oh no! I sidestepped universes again
Earthenone: im assuming based on the title thats the person we opned the portal to resurect?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hmmmm, I don't think he is if I'm remembering correctly
Jorsh029: Alex thought he brought revenge but in reality it seems like G is having a great time?
matthaus_c: Tim Maia is lowkey top 10 dead people
Thefluffiestguineapig: Isn't he a dictator?
gnyrinn: The texture file with his face might be named after him.
Simriel: @sporkraptor Are you from the universe where Al Gore won too?
TehAmelie: ah, the Watch and Pray rift
Mazrae: looked like you just launched a potato
Anaerin: @Mazrae It's a coconut.
LurkerSpine: I could potentially see this on awful block
Blasteg: G, think of the poor hosts
BITs19_: you know Graham, I had that exact gdq thought
sporkraptor: @Simriel I don't think so... history took a very different turn when that chimp murked Ronald Reagan, apparently
Blasteg: they hacve to pronounce this game name
tezzatipoca: hallow day of garbage 😌😌😌🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
BusTed: Maybe that flag has two sides too
phoenixletmeuseadashd: one for the flag one for the pole
BluTGI: The flags are two sided!
Rhynerd: 100 flag shots
undead__geek: The bullets are tariiffed so it uses 2
Kasran: i thought "on the low" meant "discreetly"
aerolend: There's a part 2, apparently?!
Nigouki: isn't baking soda how you go from pure cocaine to crack?
glmdgrielson: @aerolend This is game number three?
BluTGI: Is there a song about sub-standard copper?
NullColaShip: Oh good, we murdered another Happy Meal of Ronalds McDonald
aerolend: @glmdgrielson the song
DigitalSeahorse: baking soda laced cocaine?
IanAllenBird: ok it turns out 2 hours is the threshold for when this triggers a migraine for me
TehAmelie: 666 armor makes you invincible, i know it's a joke but what does it say about the power of the devil?
Mai_Andra: "Greetings, but your alien is in another volcano."
matthaus_c:
it will surprise you, but the seek knowledge alien is a mid 2000s brazilian meme
sporkraptor: Ronas McDonstrut
LordZarano: Is this the universe where people refer to the Berenstein Bears Effect as "The Mandela Effect"?
BusTed: shitposting around the world
DigitalSeahorse:
Shadowsoflife: MEME from around the world
BusTed: Gotta claim your piece of the rock
DigitalSeahorse:
you drew dat panda
EikoandMog: I don't think prayers will help us through this.
BusTed: pranked
TennoHyena: I like how the paper airplane is made from a banknote
Dog_of_Myth:
Mai_Andra: "I have become explode." -Oppenheimer
TehAmelie: we're not even sure that there was an explosion, just that they became exploded
Jigokuro:
Alex, you can't just say 'get piped' 
Anaerin: [SEWER COUNT: 314]
Simriel: I was Actively Playing the DLC when Graham made me a mod XD
kristian_fischer: Life am too short
LadyLockwood92: Same, that fight sucks.
DigitalSeahorse: I'm a scrb
BrowneePointz: did you plays Lies of P Alex?
matthaus_c: abyss daddy
CuteTeaGoat: i was getting real tired of Elden Ring by the end of the base game
Amentur: He does have a big hand
Tom_Bruise: Manus, the Hands of Giant Monster Hands
matthaus_c: apeshit attack man
Simriel: I said "Sorry it took me a while to reply" because I was in the middle of a boss fight, it felt like it was ages, apparently it was like a fuckin Minute
TehAmelie: full of smoke and billowing stuff that makes if hard to read his moves too
accountmadeforants: So, I looked up the levels. And including the level you're currently on, you've got 10 levels to beat.
EikoandMog: I love that little "nooo :("
Simriel: I adore Manus as a design tbh
Earthenone: i havent beat the final boss of the elden dlc either, autolose mechanics annoy me
BrowneePointz: Artorias is still one of the best bosses they've ever done
matthaus_c: at least they never did an arena that dark again
BrowneePointz: Artorias is the prototype on which Malenia was built
Simriel: Artorias is like "Learn to fuckin Dodge and use your distances nerd"
TehAmelie: also in good Souls tradition, you can cheat Manus with a long range bow
Simriel: @Earthenone There is a solution to that mechanic, it's just annoyingly out of the way
A_Dub888: Hi fam, how’s the garbussy?
BrowneePointz: I do personally think Nightreign released a lil wonky and those two first month patches helped a LOT
Astramentha:
@a_dub888 
no
Garfy400: Ed'[s dead baby, Ed's dead
Earthenone: remember to non rocket the red man
BrowneePointz: *cough* or Duke Nukem
aerolend: Dark Souls
TehAmelie: do you think "idnoclip" will work? or if i had to bet, there will be cheat codes involving Mit Aia
offbeatwitch: doom 2 community is pretty cool yeah
EikoandMog: Doomun- damn it
offbeatwitch: there are lots of modern source ports of doom2, quake, doom3 as well
niccus: more unreal now
DigitalSeahorse: this rocks
BrowneePointz: it's okay. with the microsoft layoffs today apparently the new Perfect Dark got cancelled
BrowneePointz: love that. love the world we live in rn
A_Dub888: @offbeatwitch you’re pretty cool yeah
DigitalSeahorse:
Shurtal: Selaco is a freaking MIRACLE/Impossiblity, i love it
aerolend:
@BrowneePointz 
Dog_of_Myth: @BrowneePointz We live in the darkest timeline.
ButButTheJesus: !findquote actual
LRRbot: Quote #1855: "It's the same way you think your life is actually important in some way." —Elliott [2016-02-15]
aerolend: @Dog_of_Myth Perfectly dark timeline.
phoenixletmeuseadashd: it wou;dn't be this era of shooter if you didn't doom yourself with a bad quicksave at least once
aerolend: Pitch Black
Earthenone: i dont think prokectiles are making it to them
BrowneePointz: I was SO looking forward to that new Perfect Dark too
Tom_Bruise: maybe we forgot to get the gun that scales on our in-game index funds?
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
MikoKisai: I think there was a healthy near the previous quick save as well
EikoandMog: I rocket my way in to this mess and I'll rocket my way out.
Kasran: @Tom_Bruise hah! i get that reference
accountmadeforants: Ah, Christ the Redeemer
ButButTheJesus: @BrowneePointz oh ffs
ButButTheJesus: I was too
BusTed: love a funicular
Shurtal: JENSEN
EikoandMog: Close enough
Anaerin: Putting the "fun" in "Funicular"
SquareDotCube: a funicular controlled by a stovetop
glmdgrielson: That looks like Roblox Christ.
BrowneePointz: it's a tram for hills
Astra7525: Chris the Re-memer
Mangledpixel: Christo Ronaldo
RandomTrivia: Specifically a train pulled by a cable
TehAmelie: is it Hell's version of Christ the redeemer?
LadyAiluros: In Pittsburgh they are called "Inclines"
sephyhallow: They have a bunch of funiculars in Switzerland
omdorastrix: a cable railroad, especially one on a mountainside, in which ascending and descending cars are counterbalanced.
ThorSokar: Thurpstin's latest insanity
JadedCynic: it's a cross between a train and a cable-car; a cable car that stays on the ground and gets pulled up a slope
Shurtal: if Deus Ex has taught me anything, furniculars only exist in Montreal
EvilBadman: Pike's Peak in Colorado has a great one, and I think this tallest/longest?
SquareDotCube: An alternative to a funicular is a cog railway which uses a toothed rail
glmdgrielson: Translation, the proper name of that "Pizza time" music from the Spider-Man game.
omdorastrix: The key is there's 2 cars one goes up while the other goes down, and gravity does (most) o the work
CuteTeaGoat: why are all the enemies facing away from you
BrowneePointz: there's a funiculur in either dubuque or davenport near me
Earthenone: jesus the barenuckeled is more of an M dicky ting right?
BrowneePointz: river towns tend to have beeg hills
TehAmelie: Grand Budapest Hotel has some hilarious funiculars in it
Mushbie: @glmdgrielson wait until you learn that the song by a roundabout way is likely the reason that FLCL has it's name
JadedCynic:
@Shurtal *Deus Ex sequel series (original never went to Montreal )
BlueChloroplast: Isn't it Quebec City not Montreal?
ButButTheJesus: water thooooose
IanAllenBird: ouch
sporkraptor: they're edinos
TheAinMAP: @EvilBadman That's a cog wheel railroad.
Mai_Andra: Mojo Babies
aerolend: I call them sneakers.
RandomTrivia: Not to be confused with rack-and-pinion, which is also a train what goes up a hill, but propelled by a toothed track rather than a cable
glmdgrielson: @Mushbie ...I have several questions I don't know if I want answered.
Anubis169: cramp from strange positioned keys
Anubis169: ?
accountmadeforants: Now you're a real Quake pro
EikoandMog: I've been on the world's steepest railway. It's a funicular that is at a 52 degree angle.
JadedCynic: @BlueChloroplast nah, Human Revolution had the Olympic Forum as the HQ of the media company
aerolend:
@RandomTrivia 
TheAinMAP: @BrowneePointz Dubuque. It's bills itself as "The shortest and steepest railroad in the world."
RandomTrivia: Oh no, Graham has WASD-itis
Mushbie: @glmdgrielson like what FLCL is?
JadedCynic: that was Montreal
TehAmelie: this is an elevator of death
BlueChloroplast: @jadedcynic ah
KV1NN4: mine
Shadowsoflife: @glmdgrielson Well I do
glmdgrielson: @Mushbie I have heard of FLCL. That's why I'm scared.
aerolend: It sounds... interesting.
JadedCynic:
"We need to go deeper"
Anaerin: I believe that sound (and model) is unchanged from the Quake version.
BrowneePointz: @TheAinMAP i can never remember which of the quad cities it is
fastlane250:
forgot this was going on until now 
Mushbie: @glmdgrielson it's just that some very underground japanese music had sampled Funiculi Funicula
Earthenone: these are very toy story enemies
sephyhallow: They look like the baby-headed toy Spike makes in Toy Story
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: The can looks like lava
Rhynerd: also there’s a model of the level
Earthenone: i thought his name was cid?
CuteTeaGoat: i think being agains tthe wall is probably bad
BrowneePointz: speaking of iowan things i'm munching on scotcheroos and wish I could send the chat some
Shadowsoflife: @Earthenone Sid
Sethalidos: the armor doesn't work
sephyhallow: @Earthenone You are correct
TehAmelie: apparently we have to find which one is possessed. though why on earth wouldn't you kill them all
DigitalSeahorse:
Earthenone:
i only remembered because i thought it would be funny to have him as a "cid" for the final fantasy verse because of kingdom hearts
Earthenone: he IS an artificer after all
glmdgrielson: @TehAmelie They're all possessed: that's the twist!
TehAmelie: oho
Mai_Andra: Daddy Mojo
TehAmelie: so we found the library of Babel
Earthenone: good level
BrowneePointz: oh snap is Dandadan today or tomorrow?
DigitalSeahorse: the record store
DigitalSeahorse: short level
accountmadeforants:
Seems like those 10 levels will be a bit more manageable
ButButTheJesus: at least they aren't all yelling AAAAAAA
RandomTrivia:
aerolend: Is la chancla a throwable or melee?
RandomTrivia:
That seems to be doing the trick nicely
NapalmSideburns: Turn them into meat slushies!
EikoandMog: @aerolend melee
DigitalSeahorse: Mama Das
sephyhallow: Not anymore it ain't
TehAmelie: divide (into gibs) and conquer
DigitalSeahorse: Mama Dasn't
sephyhallow: "It's a concert" Now it's a national tragedy
DigitalSeahorse: hehe
DigitalSeahorse: Ankh
DigitalSeahorse: weeeoo
Rhynerd: it does have a very silly death sound
Rhynerd: at least I think that’s what that was
Anubis169: or those shotgun shells the length of the barrel
Astra7525: The car perhaps?
TehAmelie: diagonal jumping might save some time? don't know if the old Quake had that
Jorsh029: Damned space aliens not respecting our culture of loud music and consumption of questionable substances /shoutingatclouds
sephyhallow: Nah mate that was the gold-tone key
Anubis169:
can you go up higher from where the stage is?
Earthenone: have we checked to pool?
aerolend: I'm guessing it might work as a backwards sprint button if you shoot it at a wall while near one.
IanAllenBird: nice
goombalax: common mistake, that was a the polished brass key
niccus: i think this game can use the "stand against the devil" song and it would just fit no problem
TehAmelie: ah, but this dev made their own music
Anubis169: LOL
SquareDotCube: you know, it's probably the ol' rocket jump
Dog_of_Myth:
aerolend: Also, how about jumping sideways? I think if you jump left -> jump right continuously, it usually speeds up in those games?
IanAllenBird: in your defense the walls are made of doors
Anubis169: we're invisible
TheLodgium: big ups to Mr. Noclip
Anubis169: hahaha
EikoandMog: rip that pufferfish
ButButTheJesus: unf unf uh
Anubis169: the subway has a sky
Earthenone: i imagine half that time was not finding a singular door
KBKarma: Oh wow, youse are still going!
Sethalidos: is that a pic of bOB rOSS
Jorsh029: I'm 100% expecting an "Eat Fresh" Easter egg in this level
sephyhallow: Is that Bob Ross at the end?
sephyhallow: Oh, nope!
Shurtal: small blue people that ride public transit: call 'em Subway Smurf-ers
Anubis169: Let's see how hard we can clip the levels
NapalmSideburns: In fact, I hesitate to call it music
EikoandMog: 50/50, honestly.
goombalax: might be more Cameron's thing
KBKarma: Sunn O)))?
BrowneePointz: at least on BNF she hasn't been the biggest fan of Maximalist music
Anubis169: prefer simple white/pink noise
call_me_Aras: Bagpipes are cool actually
BrowneePointz: except f or the odd thing here and there
Rhynerd: think she
call_me_Aras: lovely drone
niccus: a car stereo 20 ft away
Anaerin: This music is about 20 grit.
aerolend: What if it's not music, but actually a subway ticket of the future in audio form?
DigitalSeahorse: drone without the tinny echo
EikoandMog: No, it's best heard off some asshole's phone at the back of the bus at MAX VOLUME
Jorsh029: Best experienced with even more compression and distortion
Mai_Andra: Kathleen does love crunch in her music
Rhynerd: There is a band called BRUIT (french for noise) that’s gotten some BNG mileage
Rhynerd: *BNG
Rhynerd: BNF
Shadowsoflife: I listen to a drone once a week.
IanAllenBird: I'm surprised there isn't a unique emoji for when your health is 69
Anubis169:
Beats by Dre really went downhill
Rhynerd: can’t hit F to save my lige it seems.
ButButTheJesus:
@Rhynerd
DigitalSeahorse: nah
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: On the other hand, what did you gain by not doing the level
DigitalSeahorse: it's probably on youtube somewhere
BITs19_: I wanna see what various members of the lrr crew do with a eurorack
Earthenone: lrrovison
BrowneePointz: that's a great LRL bit idea
EikoandMog: LRRovision to LRL.
Shurtal: LRR-o-Vision
BrowneePointz: write taht down Alex lol
Kasran: LRR eurovision would be awesome
dumbo3k: There was a gold key
ButButTheJesus: which one of you is Epic Sax Guy
Anaerin: Nothing in there... aside from the GOLD KEY...
aerolend: @Anubis169 Fantastic Beats and How to Bury Them
sephyhallow: LRRovision next year?
Anubis169: aerolend: you win an entire internet
warpstonewarlock: Wasn' there already a LRRvision bit on LRL?
Jorsh029: We've already had previews with the creations Cori has made on Can't draw horses club
DigitalSeahorse: I'd watch a LRRovision
fastlane250: this is the slightly-unplugged aux cord music from that one crapshot
sephyhallow: Just running Canadian commentary on Eurovision, since we don't have our own commentator out here
BITs19_: I did say Eurorack, which is a system to mount modular synths
SquareDotCube: eurorack AKA sever rack with synths wired together. Eurotrack was a misread
niccus: maybe it's how you get back to earth
Mai_Andra: And the door closes behind you with a sign that just says "ha ha, why would you save here?"
BrowneePointz: cuz we've gotta eat fresh Graham
Rhynerd: hell portal took a train?
TheLodgium: Because crap gotta get to the subway
aerolend: @Anubis169 Can I get a cash equivalent?
fastlane250: or at least it was before you switched levels
TheAinMAP: Who wouldn't like mass transit?
terribleplan: LRRovision would be a great live bit
UltraVioletVodoo: everything ends up in the subway eventually, its where all forgotten things go
Foxmar320: Are you trying to apply logic to this game G?
Anubis169: I stopped caring about the voting in Eurovision ages back
BrowneePointz: I bet Nelly would go hard on some Modular Synths if you let him noodle around
TehAmelie: illegal use of the hands!
DigitalSeahorse: Ben trains everyone on synths stream?
Anaerin: "The football is stuck on me" I believe that's called Dribbling.
TehAmelie: "it was stuck on me" yeah that's what they all say
ThorSokar: maybe you're headed home?
aerolend: There's no direct line between the teleporter and the ship.
CuteTeaGoat: don't worry, it's all explained in the companion novel
sephyhallow: Once you ride the magical teleporter, you just feel too special for the subway
aerolend: You have to take the subway to get to the boat to get to the plane to get to the bicycle.
BrowneePointz: PALPATINE RETURNED
BusTed: rocket jump!
BrowneePointz: yea. i'll forever die fucking mad about that
ArcOfTheConclave: somehow
Shurtal: Palpatine's Somehow Return
ButButTheJesus: THE DEAD SPEAK!
sephyhallow: That makes me so damn sad
BlueChloroplast: w u t
accountmadeforants:
I looked pictures of Euroracks and I refuse to believe anyone knows what more than 20 of those dials do. https://i.imgur.com/U3onp54.gif
Simriel: I have no issue with palpatine returning, he's a fuckin Necromancer
IanAllenBird: sometimes media is bad
Tom_Bruise: Ghost Palpatine hit the griddy and that's how it happened
Barb4rian: Bad writing is bad mkay
Jorsh029: Turns out "somehow, Palatine returned" was just him jumping out of the Fortnite bus
Morrigan9: they bothered to explain it....jeez
EvilBadman: Someone sheeved til they Palp'd
SquareDotCube: it's about as dumb and mundane as you think how he returned
Violet__Violence: ah, lazy writing
Mister_BlueSky: Big Papa Palps
dravman: Love Worthikids
lightfut: Gotta love those lore load-bearing fortnite events
KBKarma: Pedipalps?
accountmadeforants: The Worthikids video is amazing
IanAllenBird: me during a panic attack
BusTed:
got some big palps 
Kasran: Big Palps is his name on soundcloud
BITs19_: there's a documentary about Modular synths called "I Dream of Wires" which is really good
Sethalidos: I thought they just used the EU explanation
TehAmelie: i'm experiencing cardiac personhood
BusTed: Venezia...
accountmadeforants:
Bearudite: oh a chair! its the perfect size for my tiny body
LadyLockwood92: Big Top Burger is transcendent.
DeChunkandFriends: Go watch, now.
Kasran: BIGTOP BURGER RULES
niccus: it's medium short!
sephyhallow: GRAHAM WHAT
KBKarma: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU MUST DO
accountmadeforants: Alex, you have a duty
sephyhallow: It's SO GOOD
Mushbie: oh G is in for a treat
Bearudite: its the best
DigitalSeahorse: one of Alex's favorite comfort watches
SquareDotCube: well, if you grew up on 2000s sketch comedy...
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TheDevil_Risen: how's it going Graham and Alex?
DigitalSeahorse: or become tiny
Bearudite: worthi is the best
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Astra7525: right, smallbu studio
offbeatwitch: later alligator is great
Bearudite: captain yajima is killer
KBKarma: I've seen it several times over.
Bearudite: and Wire
Rhynerd: wire is so good too
BrowneePointz: Bigtop Burger is like Hazbin/Helluva is Vivziepop knew the first thing about writing
LadyLockwood92: Captain Yajima is one of my favourites of Worthikid's stuff.
BrowneePointz: if*
aerolend: @accountmadeforants [GITS movie typing gif}
Megaparsec256: right by where you quicksaved last i think
Bearudite: the whole worthiverse is a whole thing
KBKarma: WIRE is another I've watched a few times over.
DoodlestheGreat: !next
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accountmadeforants: Captain Yajima is just a work of art
Bearudite: also he does all the music
Bearudite: and its FIRE
LadyLockwood92: I would also recommend Amazing Digital Circus. It's real good.
SquareDotCube: sounds like Alex could have a Hazbin/Helluza/Big Top night
TheDevil_Risen: woo!
WiJohn: Where there's a golden key there must be a golden door
Rhynerd: was worthi also behind Wizard Beer?
sephyhallow: Love how everything is in English and French like this place is run by the Canadian government
Mushbie: @Rhynerd yes
Bearudite: boy do they have a fan community
SquareDotCube: If he reaches 160p we're too late
TheDevil_Risen:
before he becomes a single pixel
matthaus_c: the most I've interacted with those two creations is a certain genre of parody and that one AMV
TehAmelie: before he's turned into a zip file!
Desruprot: we do keep seeing people we wonder who am
sephyhallow: That would be HELL
LunchB0x_13: @rhynerd yea
YFiddler: the other way around
matthaus_c: the more damage you get, the more your character gets degaussed
Rhynerd: do you pick up GPUs for health or is it regenerating?
NightValien28: I played a management sim like that, it was hell when it went to 240p
TheDevil_Risen:
goodbye forever
ThorSokar: and then the speedrun is doing everything on 1 "health" because the game runs faster
aerolend: On a spectrum of Cyberpunk to text only.
DigitalSeahorse: a different take of having blood splotches all over your visor
lightfut: One does not simply quick save
Anubis169: I've played "A slower speed of light", it's an MIT tech demo where every time you collect an orb, the speed of light (and all associated physics) slows down slightly
goombalax: so hyped
Rhynerd: what neuromancer announcement?
matthaus_c: I wonder what colour of television they're gonna go with
SquareDotCube: especially after cancelling Perfect Dark
Rhynerd: is it getting a series? a film? a game?
aerolend: Don't worry, it's gonna be cancelled after 8 years of development.
goombalax: they have William Gibson actively involved so I'm reall hopeful
BrowneePointz: speaking of Sci-Fi. Alex you should check out the Planeswalker's Guide for Edge of Eternities
Astra7525: oh is that the portal?
call_me_Aras: Stargate?
GapFiller: it aint no Snow Crash announcement thats for sure
terrence_too: That must be the portal you're closing, finally.
Bearudite: slower speed of light is wild and unweildly
ArcOfTheConclave: @Rhynerd apple video
Jorsh029: Now that it is actually a finished/complete game, Cyberpunk 2077 actually slaps
goombalax: @GapFiller and thank god for that
TehAmelie: see: Chuck Palahniuk's Fight Club sequels
sporkraptor: ALEX
KBKarma: Something something colour of dead television
Fuzzra: Heh
BusTed: the comics
Anaerin: That was Snow Crash, not Neuromancer Alex.
aerolend: The colour of the sky depends on the calibration of your monitor.
SquareDotCube: it's the Source missing texture checkerboard
GapFiller:
adapting Neuromancer vs adapting Snow Crash
OldUncleDan: I was today year's old when I found out that Econoline Crush was from Vancouver. I honestly thought they were from the Twin Cities.
ladylinzington: @TehAmelie sequelS plural?
DigitalSeahorse: the sky is sky colour
Tom_Bruise: That doesn't sound like a question worth answering; relishing in ignorance seems preferable
Bearudite: I am already there dawg
TehAmelie: there's at least two books
Rhynerd: how many sequels are there?
aerolend: Disenfranchise all billionaires.
matthaus_c: grey or blue
DigitalSeahorse: it's StarGate!
Fuzzra: I'm of the cosmic microwave background era.
Firewhiskers: Telefrag?
DigitalSeahorse: EEJ
Jorsh029: That's a chunky boi
BrowneePointz: but yea after the setting guide for the new magic set has 1. a Nihilist Death Cult that use miniature black holes for ritual suicide/making supervoid and 2. An opposing faction that reignites black holes into stars, I was like "This is rad, I wonder if Alex and Cam will like this"
EvilBadman: there was two Graphic novel runs of Fight Club 2 and 3)
Tom_Bruise: God, we *do* have the soul of an emperor
ArcadeEngineer: it's just the colour of a television (black plastic) the tuning bit is flavour
DigitalSeahorse: EEK*
DeM0nFiRe is gifting 5 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 3284 in the channel!
DeM0nFiRe gifted a Tier 1 sub to Ms_LadyMix!
DeM0nFiRe gifted a Tier 1 sub to CountOfCristo82!
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DeM0nFiRe gifted a Tier 1 sub to imgpw!
matthaus_c: I recently learned The Incal is also getting a movie. Taika Waititi is helming it
LRRbot:
Thanks for the gifts, DeM0nFiRe! Welcome to CountOfCristo82, DoodlestheGreat, Ms_LadyMix, the_semicolon, and imgpw! (Today's storm count: 51)
JadedCynic: @matthaus_c a shifting mix of black and white, or a solid, featureless blue
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: It was a good thing that portal to hell was under the subway
DigitalSeahorse:
missed me!
DigitalSeahorse: lol
sephyhallow: @EvilBadman oh god no
BrowneePointz: Yea. The setting of the next Magic set freakin R u l e s
aerolend: Fla primary meaning apparently "Common nickname for Clube de Regatas do Flamengo, a famous Brazilian football club based in Rio de Janeiro"
SquareDotCube: oh it's the "hit the platforms to kill me" boss from Quake. Notably in the shareware
GapFiller: dae ever play Exhumed (or Powerslave as aiui it was named over there) cz this whole area is giving off that vibe design wise
aerolend: Other: 1. "Shortened form of 'flamengo' (flamingo) in informal contexts", 2. "Slang term for something excellent or impressive (Rio de Janeiro slang)"
Jorsh029: I am not fully caught up on the story, but Edge of Eternities is precisely my jam. I'm loving it so much
Bearudite: it says do it 3 times
MWGNZ: "do it 3 times"
call_me_Aras: The sign says do it 3 times
MWGNZ: sign has many words while you get shot
sephyhallow: This game tricks you with GRAMMAR
InconsiderateHat: Y'know what, gameplay alright
accountmadeforants: Weeeeeeee
TheDevil_Risen: nice
Dog_of_Myth:
DigitalSeahorse: yay
TehAmelie: it was the day the music was reborn
DigitalSeahorse: dank tunnel
TehAmelie: or was it
DoodlestheGreat: Thank you for the sub, @DeM0nFiRe!
matthaus_c: this is also classic quake fan map
SquareDotCube: It even ended with the goresplosions of the boss level
accountmadeforants: The demons were hooligans all along
Dog_of_Myth: Always has been Alex
OldUncleDan: Well, this game is from Brazil.
BusTed:
aerolend:
NightValien28: yeah, the buttons were a football team flag colors
Tom_Bruise: Set goals. Have a ten year plan. Invest. Wake up early. CEO Mindset.
gnyrinn: It's a piece of Brazilian culture, of course it's about football.
accountmadeforants: This is indeed the final level
DigitalSeahorse: saved the best song for the end
IanAllenBird: whoa
aerolend: The others weren't?
Jorsh029: This track slaps
accountmadeforants: The level is called "EPILOGUE ON HEAVEN COLISEUM"
DigitalSeahorse: weeeeeeeeeee
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: This was a game
Dalrint: Was it a fun experience?
ArcadeEngineer: it's tramampoline
Anubis169: Experience was had
JadedCynic: this was actually pretty fun
Mushbie: a game of all time
sporkraptor: an experience we all have shared
Firewhiskers: Thank you I have experienced Bij again
Anubis169: so what's Lore?
EikoandMog: LORE
DoodlestheGreat: How much did this cost?
memnus: That was a game!
DigitalSeahorse: we sure did
matthaus_c: this is a video game
Jorsh029: That sure was an video game
IanAllenBird: o7 best migraine I've had all week
accountmadeforants:
TehAmelie: this was a triumph
Tom_Bruise: Imean, there is always Cruelty Squad
terrence_too: That was great! Thanks for the stream, y'all.
Shurtal: real bazing-er
morgoth_bauglyr: technically before data
momma_tatts: that was sure a thing
DigitalSeahorse: golly gosh indeed
Anubis169: oh it aaaaaaaaall makes sense now!
DoodlestheGreat: oh noes
TheDevil_Risen:
glad i caught the end of that one
Anubis169: Thank you both so very much for this!
Earthenone: !patreon
Anubis169: !patreon
aerolend:
JadedCynic:
basically borrowed the plot of Pet Semetary
Bassios: That was definitely an experience
Jorsh029:
Thanks for excellent vibes, everybody 
Jigokuro:
lamina5432: gnight
Dog_of_Myth:
sporkraptor:
b'bye
Anubis169: !schedule
Rhynerd: thanks for the stream!
DigitalSeahorse: catte shirte
LadyLockwood92: Cheers for the stream~
TheDevil_Risen: oo compile!
Dog_of_Myth: Compile looks great
KBKarma: Oh neat! Hopefully the second box will still come out.
InconsiderateHat: I just managed to translate-lens the japanese before you showed the translation. XD
Jigokuro subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 110 months!
Jigokuro:
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, Jigokuro! (Today's storm count: 52)
Jorsh029: Oh hell yeah!
sporkraptor: sweeeeet!!
matthaus_c: lrrm AND tug
Rhynerd: have a good one!
sporkraptor: yeeeee
Anubis169: oooOOOooo
DigitalSeahorse:
DoodlestheGreat: I'm off to Anime Expo starting tomorrow. Want anything?
Anubis169:
baaaaaaaaaai
GapFiller: this is the Valorant stream that was meant to be last week right
Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
TheDevil_Risen: weeee
WearingCats_CwC: bai
Ashmantle:
GapFiller: errr subs?
MostCallMe__Tim: no subs?
DigitalSeahorse: thankies
DigitalSeahorse: no subs?
DoodlestheGreat: Um... SUBS?
accountmadeforants:
Thefluffiestguineapig: No subs?
Anubis169:
LoadingReadyRun: OH NO
Thefluffiestguineapig: Welp o7
GapFiller: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: AFK (Time to shove aside those keyboards and play some tabletop games! Game: Compile) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (1:18 from now).
ContingentCat:
IanAllenBird: lmao
Texan_Reverend: Y'all subs know that you're special and valued.
LoadingReadyRun: I'm sorry all!
WearingCats_CwC:
Fuk subs
DoodlestheGreat: WELP
GapFiller:
subs clearly afk problem now!
LoadingReadyRun: Thank you everyone, I'm so sorry. I'll ask Paul to add them to AFK tonight.
Nigouki: where's that clip about sub should be happy with what they get
InconsiderateHat:
Whoopsie
elkae:
Shoulda been doms 
Shadowsoflife: Welp
BlueChloroplast: Subs are all doms today?
DoodlestheGreat: Well, at least I thanked the person who gave me one today.
Texan_Reverend: Yeah, AFK may just be bonus sub read.
accountmadeforants:
Time for James to do another bonus stream just for reading subs, right before the next stream
elkae: All good @LoadingReadyRun 💖💖💖
DigitalSeahorse: time for me to dust my fan cause clearly it's not quite doing enough
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