Iperithon: Could you have... thunder magiced ochu, self destruct rinoa, swing with seifer, do it again?
SolarBlitz1: 1pt or possible other spell to cast, it's pretty even
TehAmelie: huh, imagine how easy the pilgrims would have it if they could just search the library for Zanarkand
Sorator13: Well, you would've used one of the removal spells on their only available blocker
Iperithon: Yeah, seifer survives
Sorator13: and then yeah, three removal spells at your disposal. Ah well.
mjiig: Attempt-to-self-destruct
Diabore: huh
jaimeblacken: ??
Diabore: wa
Semaph:
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Will you guys be there again? I know I should bring decks and be there the whole weekend this time xD
Thefluffiestguineapig: HUH
WiJohn: Kill it with thunder!
Earthenone: ill allow it
Diabore: i think they forgot to attack with it?
Kentosaurus: did oppo oopsie?
Thefluffiestguineapig: I think they miss clicked
shortieXV: isn't that... good for us?
DudelidouX: misclick or trick?
jaimeblacken: there's nothing for 1 mana now is there
Spades_Slicc: never question a misplay
Sorator13: I'm not aware of a relevant trick for one white
shortieXV: fight spell maybe if they didn't play a land?
Diabore: i think they meant to attack with garnet and brain short circuit
Earthenone: block her with pupu at least
Thefluffiestguineapig: Isn't there the cure
TheDevil_Risen: 1W? hrmmm
jaimeblacken: you should because you can't kill it if they pump it
Sorator13: @TheDevil_Risen Just W, I think
Diabore: pupu on rinoa and seifer
SolarBlitz1: we're at 7 so it's a lot to take 4 with a 3/3 flyer yeah
Diabore: too late
jaimeblacken: ah
Diabore: oh thats what they had
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah
Sorator13: That's... fine? Huh.
Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm confused
Diabore: we can do it now
Thefluffiestguineapig: Can't you do it now?
Spades_Slicc: You can do the dream
singinnonsense: thunder magic the garuda ?
jaimeblacken: i think killing rinoa is better?
Diabore: garuda kind of needs to die
SolarBlitz1: Do we thunder the flyer, destruct the Garnet with seiger as he lives?
Earthenone: if you leave the flyer as the blocker they will need to trade it off or let you cast 2 more times
jaimeblacken: you can block gyruda
Diabore: we can still self destruct if absolutely necessary
TheDevil_Risen: self D takes care of either too
Sorator13: Yeah, I like removing Vayne and attacking with Seifer
Diabore: are they dead?
Iperithon: self destruct here?
Thefluffiestguineapig: REALLY
SolarBlitz1: Oh yeah we get to thunder for free now
Earthenone: now we can go off
Sorator13:
Diabore: no?
Iperithon: no...
Spades_Slicc: flashback thunder for 4 on rinoa?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Thunder magic something?
shortieXV: don't have to cast it again
Thefluffiestguineapig: Rinoa?
Snowwraith: He'll only deal it once.
Jorsh029: Only if you cast it again on the trigger
Revelia: You dont have to cast again
jaimeblacken: self destruct rinoa and then thunder magic garnet
Spades_Slicc: use self destruct then thunder for 2 on garnet
Sorator13: You only use self-destruct on Seifer once, then the second time you could just not cast it, or use PuPu to dome them for one
Diabore: oh we can do that
Jorsh029: Fights/punches don't care about double strike
BrowneePointz: Garuda, Jicama, ooo I’m bad at rhyming. Arugala, Bahamut, help please I’m word crime-ing!
Sorator13: missing out on one damage is probably no biggie
Iperithon: No i get what he meant
SolarBlitz1: Lots of moving choices
Jorsh029: Get Garuda outta here!
Iperithon: he would have to cast self destruct twice XD
Thefluffiestguineapig: The choices are all super complicated here
Spades_Slicc: simply ramp to 9 and bahamut
Sorator13: Good news is that we couldn't use our removal for that. Bad news is that we can't use our removal for that...
Diabore: @Iperithon seifer is may
Earthenone: we could also destruct a non seifer creature, but its a lot to thing about in a combat step, its cool
Sorator13: You could've used the second cast of Self-Destruct on a different one of your creatures. But no biggie.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah probably
dragonthing7: Bahamut?
Desdae: Or do you cycle to guarentee your 9th land next turn?
Earthenone: the dome is a legal target
Diabore: @dragonthing7 one short
Sorator13: Right, it would've just been one damage to opponent's face
dragonthing7: I am unable to count
brainbosh: Would fat choco, cycling dino to guarantee bahamut next turn?
Snowwraith: Only one away from the big dragon.
dragonthing7: I thought we were already at eight
Dog_of_Myth: Need the life though
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hmmmmmmmmmmm
Spades_Slicc: do we need the life? nothing they have has trample
Sorator13:
@dragonthing7 no, we're at six 
Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm not seeing the line for them
Thefluffiestguineapig: Huh
Diabore: rip rydia?
Spades_Slicc: rydia under the diamond?
Diabore: pupu
Thefluffiestguineapig: Right
Diabore: sadly
Sorator13: boy, that's a sentence
Spades_Slicc: PuPu the gardener
Thefluffiestguineapig: Rip Pupu
TheDevil_Risen: o7 PuPu
Spades_Slicc: moer chumbers
jaimeblacken: i think you could go to 1? but i like living on the edge... of eternity
singinnonsense: that a lot of birds
RangerAlpha7: you definately attack with 1, but i don't know which one
shortieXV: Seifer is fun. 6/6 double strike trample is deece enough
TheDevil_Risen: yeah probs the best line
Desdae: It forces a block
Snowwraith: You can self-destruct the moogle out of here if they don't block him.
Spades_Slicc: attacking with just the t-rexaur would be 2 more potential damage
jaimeblacken: we're doing it
Dog_of_Myth: Come on untapped land
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Thefluffiestguineapig: Come on land!
RangerAlpha7: Found the land in the hardest way possible
Thefluffiestguineapig: DAMN IT
jaimeblacken: there's the land!
Diabore: no
Diabore: they take 0
Snowwraith: Time to durdle for the bahamut
Gekyouryuu: call and get 9th land?
Spades_Slicc: they don't take damage from trample
Diabore: you deal no damage
Diabore: so you can never assign lethal
WiJohn: Because it's not invulnerable
Spades_Slicc: diamond weapon prevents damage, it would have no damage marked on it
brainbosh: Trample requires kjilling it right?
singinnonsense: nah it's 4
Aarek: no trample requires assigning lethal damage, not killing
brainbosh: Was that leathal with the trample?
RangerAlpha7: oh that was lethal from the trample, i guess it doesnt' really matter
Sorator13: First strike deals 6 damage, which it doesn't take; then normal strike deals 6 damage, which it doesn't take
jaimeblacken: they'd take 2
Diabore: yes and weapon takjes no damage
Iperithon:
time to win 
Veshnikard: If it was indestructible it would work that way
XavusGaming: @brainbosh Trample requires assigning lethal, but it doesn't have to actually die
superdude097: Trample requires ASSIGNING leathal damage. It doesn't matter if the lethal damage gets prevented
Gekyouryuu: you can't assign lethal because it has no damage marked from first strike in normal damage
Sorator13: If you were assigning 12 trample damage in one step, that would work. But you're assigning 6 trample in two different damage steps.
Snowwraith: @brainbosh You assign damage to be lethal then it happens. As interacts oddly with double damage, as it's only doubled after.
TheDevil_Risen: GG
Kentosaurus: gg
Spades_Slicc: first strike damage you assign 6 and deal 0, normal damage you assign 6 and diamond has no damage marked
Dog_of_Myth:
jaimeblacken: YAY
Earthenone: it wont remember the lethality, because the creature wont have damage marked during second strike so it would see it needs at least 8 again
BrowneePointz: WARK!
Thefluffiestguineapig: This will be massive bunkus
A_nearby_Tr3e: since the first strike damage is provented you would have to deall all 6 damage to the weapon during normal strike
TheDevil_Risen:
we got there
Tonemanzero: The crowd goes wild
WiJohn: The 9 mana mythic was good!
jaimeblacken: perfect timing!
Earthenone: !time
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Jorsh029: Oh, because it's less than 8, it's two instances of 6,, not one instance of 12
GapFiller: nice
Sorator13: !next
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Diabore: perfect timing
NornsFelidar: after you deal first strike damage it gets prevented, so during normal damage you need assign again
TehAmelie: clearly god never meant for trample and double strike to live on the same card
Sorator13: ty for stream G!
A_nearby_Tr3e: ty for the stream
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CaptainSpam: Stay tuned for MOAR
Spades_Slicc: @TehAmelie double strike trample is in the new testament actually, it's both of those and the prevention of damage that's heretical
TehAmelie: gasp
bytecaster: exciting
TheDevil_Risen: thanks Graham!
ContingentCat: thanks g
Flyingdelorion: Thank you Graham for streaming! I will see the sealed leauge in the vod cause it's late over here.
Spades_Slicc: Do I have time to roast a turkey?
CaptainSpam:
Spades_Slicc: should I have moved it to the fridge already?
A_nearby_Tr3e: @Spades_Slicc Only if you can slap the turckey at mock jeeesus
TheDevil_Risen:
Spades_Slicc: @A_nearby_Tr3e unfortunately my turkey smacking is merely clocking in at mock Joseph
letsbelgo: Im glad cam made it to the finals
A_nearby_Tr3e: @Spades_Slicc That got me good, i just spit out my coffee
LoadingReadyRun: you all see us as online right?
bytecaster: yes
A_nearby_Tr3e: Yes
Spades_Slicc: sure
Earthenone: as going online, yes
RangerAlpha7: i had to refresh but yes
ContingentCat: yup
Sorator13: @RangerAlpha7 as is tradition
Plasterboard: I like that "immediately online" meant this screen instead of an empty Studio C
A_nearby_Tr3e: There is no background music
jaimeblacken: One of my favorite lrr moments is "you won the ppr cam" from nelson, so I'm rooting for cam!
TheDevil_Risen: @LoadingReadyRun goign online
lightfut: We go againe
Sorator13: one more time!
TehAmelie:
Thefluffiestguineapig: This animation is so good
Kentosaurus: another excuse to run the animation
sporkraptor: *wild cheering*
Sorator13: I am also very sleeby
TehAmelie: greetings, champions
Spades_Slicc: What a second, Graham was just in the streaming room, what is this sorcery?
letsbelgo: @Spades_Slicc Its magic
matthaus_c: league streams are great!
Sorator13: boy am I noticing the high res camera today
Spades_Slicc: @letsbelgo The Gathering?!?!?!?!?!
A_nearby_Tr3e: @Spades_Slicc There are several G clones
letsbelgo: Well, there are three people on screen
Spades_Slicc: @A_nearby_Tr3e ah I see, to keep the Paul clones company right?
letsbelgo: oh wheeler
Scy_Anide: I thought I had missed FF MTG today, and I did, but also I didn't. So I got here just in time and also just...not in time?
DeM0nFiRe: Does the stream keep halting or is it on my side?
Sorator13: @DeM0nFiRe I'm not having any issues
Spades_Slicc: @Scy_Anide time is fake, a wizard (you) is neither early or late, merely on time
A_nearby_Tr3e: @Scy_Anide We are in a Shrodinger cats world of ff mtg
Diabore: nelly had more 2-0's sounds like
TheDevil_Risen: lets go Nelly *clap clap* Lets go Cameron *clap clap*
LRRbot: Guadosalam, Farplane Gateway | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {G} or {U}.
Kentosaurus: lol
Diabore: love guadosalami
Dog_of_Myth:
TheDevil_Risen: half a Dilly bar each?
Aceviru: Ice cream split sounds great
Gekyouryuu: happy birthmas, Paul
LRRbot: Vector, Imperial Capital | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {B} or {R}.
jaimeblacken: red mana!
LRRbot: Insomnia, Crown City | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {W} or {B}.
Spades_Slicc: Why do people like Dilly bars so much?
Dog_of_Myth: Also Happy Birthday Paul!
ContingentCat:
A_nearby_Tr3e: Happy belated bday Paul
EvilBadman: Banana split obv
DeM0nFiRe:
Happy birthday 
TheDevil_Risen: loll
TehAmelie: Ah, Vector. i can hear the industrial chiptune music
jaimeblacken: samesies coming!
Diabore: nelly on all 5 colurs on 3
Spades_Slicc: Cameron has the chance to do the funniest thing
LRRbot: Rabanastre, Royal City | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {R} or {W}.
Spades_Slicc: and he resisted
LRRbot: Suplex [1R] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Suplex deals 3 damage to target creature. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead. / • Exile target artifact.
lightfut: !card blitzball
LRRbot: Blitzball [3] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color. / GOOOOAAAALLL! — {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw two cards. Activate only if an opponent was dealt combat damage by a legendary creature this turn.
Dog_of_Myth:
Kentosaurus: take your ball and go home
Tonemanzero: lol
singinnonsense: the sea was angry that day
LRRbot: Sazh Katzroy [3G] | Legendary Creature — Human Pilot [3/3] | When Sazh Katzroy enters, you may search your library for a Bird or basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / Whenever Sazh Katzroy attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature, then double the number of +1/+1 counters on that creature.
bytecaster: Oh Sazh is a problem
Diabore: thats a hell of a rare
jaimeblacken: that card is not okay
Gekyouryuu: there's a moment at the end of 10-2 involving a blitzball that I won't spoil
matthaus_c: bird or basic land was a strange this or that
TehAmelie: @Gekyouryuu did that kid finally become a blitzball?
LRRbot: Vincent Valentine [2BB] (back: Galian Beast) | Legendary Creature — Assassin [2/2] | Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, put a number of +1/+1 counters on Vincent Valentine equal to that creature's power. / Whenever Vincent Valentine attacks, you may transform it.
Gekyouryuu: @TehAmelie do you want me to whisper you the answer?
TehAmelie: nah it's funnier to imagine
LRRbot: Lindblum, Industrial Regency // Mage Siege | Lindblum, Industrial Regency [2R] | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {R}. // Mage Siege | Instant — Adventure | Create a 0/1 black Wizard creature token with "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this token deals 1 damage to each opponent."
Gekyouryuu: fair, but the real answer is also very funny
gualdhar: has anyone successfully suplexed a phantom train?
Snowwraith: I've never had a kill spell whilst he was untransformed. Well, like once maybe.
Diabore: worse actually, it doubles counters
Tonemanzero: God I love Vincent in Commander. I went from 16 life to winning the game on turn 3 at 68. People don't respect him.
YawnLance: @gualdhar Twice!
LRRbot: Galian Beast (front: Vincent Valentine) | Legendary Creature — Werewolf Beast [3/2] | Trample, lifelink / When Galian Beast dies, return it to the battlefield tapped.
LRRbot: Ahriman [2B] | Creature — Eye Horror [2/2] | Flying, deathtouch / {3}, Sacrifice another creature or artifact: Draw a card.
goombalax: Of the Thousand Sons?!
A_nearby_Tr3e: @goombalax Every time
Gekyouryuu: currently 5-2 in draft. wish me luck, friends, though I've at least made profit
goombalax: its required I dunno what to tell you @A_nearby_Tr3e
Jorsh029: It feels real good when Sazh thinks Tifa is a birb
Spades_Slicc: @Gekyouryuu Luck 👆
LRRbot: Vayne's Treachery [1B] | Instant | Kicker—Sacrifice an artifact or creature. / Target creature gets −2/−2 until end of turn. If this spell was kicked, that creature gets −6/−6 until end of turn instead.
UtilityPunk:
WotC: banning cards for being hard to interact with. Also Wotc: printing hard to interact with cards 
matthaus_c: value village
Kentosaurus: that's sick
Diabore: no
matthaus_c: vincent gets no counters, right?
Diabore: its a 0/0
GredGredmansson: Vincent gets no counters because you reduced its stats
A_nearby_Tr3e: Vincent shouldn't get counters
jaimeblacken: same thing happened on the protour
Jorsh029: Would work with overkill though
LRRbot: Summon: Anima [4BB] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Horror [4/4] | I, II, III — Pain — You draw a card and you lose 1 life. / IV — Oblivion — Each opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice and loses 3 life. / Menace
jaimeblacken: but they did get the counters and the game continued, the guy made it to the finals
LRRbot: Blitzball [3] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color. / GOOOOAAAALLL! — {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw two cards. Activate only if an opponent was dealt combat damage by a legendary creature this turn.
jaimeblacken: pain!
LRRbot: Torgal, A Fine Hound [1G] | Legendary Creature — Wolf [2/2] | Whenever you cast your first Human creature spell each turn, that creature enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it for each Dog and/or Wolf you control. / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
A_Dub888: isn’t Blitzball played underwater? isn’t everything slippery?
Spades_Slicc: How fine is Torgal? 80 grit? 120?
LRRbot: Squall, SeeD Mercenary [2WB] | Legendary Creature — Human Knight Mercenary [3/4] | Rough Divide — Whenever a creature you control attacks alone, it gains double strike until end of turn. / Whenever Squall deals combat damage to a player, return target permanent card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Diabore: fuuuuuck
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's hilarious
TehAmelie: does "dog and/or wolf" mean a dog wolf creature would count twice?
GredGredmansson: no
LRRbot: Sephiroth's Intervention [3B] | Instant | Destroy target creature. You gain 2 life.
Diabore: now its 4 counters
BrowneePointz: I wonder what Vincent's gonna play like in FF7 Re Part 3
Spades_Slicc: Wouldn't it be bussed up if the galarian beast wasn't legendary
Diabore: @BrowneePointz port the entire dirge battle system
jaimeblacken: i get why cam is winning, having seen this deck for the first time
LRRbot: Ice Flan [4UU] | Creature — Elemental Ooze [5/4] | When this creature enters, tap target artifact or creature an opponent controls. Put a stun counter on it. / Islandcycling {2}
Jorsh029: I mean, og Kamigawa had non legends transform into legends. Could work
Diabore: not exactly, it was a suplex, and vincent cares about dying creatures, not exiling creatures
Thefluffiestguineapig: @jaimeblacken Yeah, having seen a huge amount of this removal and removal adjacent stuff in alchemy being added to black and the black white stuff that is all the top decks I get it
Diabore: @LoadingReadyRun not exactly, it was a suplex, and vincent cares about dying creatures, not exiling creatures
LRRbot: Exdeath, Void Warlock [1BG] (back: Neo Exdeath, Dimension's End) | Legendary Creature — Spirit Warlock [3/3] | When Exdeath enters, you gain 3 life. / At the beginning of your end step, if there are six or more permanent cards in your graveyard, transform Exdeath.
LRRbot: Instant Ramen [2] | Artifact — Food | Flash / When this artifact enters, draw a card. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.
jaimeblacken: they did catch it at the treachery that was the thing now i remember
Jorsh029:
The Darkness Crystal also eats Vincent's lunch
Thefluffiestguineapig: I am hoping they use this summon creature templating in the future, it's been rad
Spades_Slicc:
@Jorsh029 The crystal doesn't care about the ramen though 
A_Dub888: Cam, YOU’RE amazing
LRRbot: Vayne's Treachery [1B] | Instant | Kicker—Sacrifice an artifact or creature. / Target creature gets −2/−2 until end of turn. If this spell was kicked, that creature gets −6/−6 until end of turn instead.
Jorsh029:
@Spades_Slicc I thought that was Squall's lunch 
Diabore: when does anima sac? does vincent return before it goes away?
LRRbot: Jenova, Ancient Calamity [2BG] | Legendary Creature — Alien [1/5] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, put a number of +1/+1 counters equal to Jenova's power on up to one other target creature. That creature becomes a Mutant in addition to its other types. / Whenever a Mutant you control dies during your turn, you draw cards equal to its power.
Spades_Slicc: @Jorsh029 I don't see his name on it, and Vince is on the field
A_Dub888: @Spades_Slicc it was labeled “Leon’s Ramen”
LRRbot: Joshua, Phoenix's Dominant [1RW] (back: Phoenix, Warden of Fire) | Legendary Creature — Human Noble Wizard [3/4] | When Joshua enters, discard up to two cards, then draw that many cards. / {3}{R}{W}, {T}: Exile Joshua, then return it to the battlefield transformed under its owner's control. Activate only as a sorcery.
Spades_Slicc: Can anyone off the dome confirm that Al Bhed Salvagers is the first time the rules reference a card type other than creature dying
kumatsu: Saga doesn't go away until the ability finishes resolving
A_nearby_Tr3e: No it wouldn't have
Diabore: thats why i asked
kumatsu: Sagas going away is a SBA
Spades_Slicc: I think Saga is going a way with Vince's return trigger on stack
MegaDosX: "714.4. If the number of lore counters on a Saga permanent with one or more chapter abilities is greater than or equal to its final chapter number, and it isn’t the source of a chapter ability that has triggered but not yet left the stack, that Saga’s controller sacrifices it. This state-based action doesn’t use the stack."
kumatsu: that reminds me I need to message Pharmacistjudge about PPR chat judge, I think I'm actually free this time
LRRbot: Gladiolus Amicitia [4RG] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior [6/6] | When Gladiolus Amicitia enters, search your library for a land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, another target creature you control gets +2/+2 and gains trample until end of turn.
Tonemanzero: Recurring flip creatures like Vincent seem like a land mine for rules
Aceviru: Magic
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Tonemanzero Great way to make judges tear their hair out
RayFK: Mmmmmmmonday
TheDevil_Risen: wwwooooooooo
Gekyouryuu: welp. I went 5-3 chat. turns out, Ultros is a massive p.o.s. if you don't have removal besides the creature they keep tapping down and stunning
MegaDosX: The story has been awesome
Tonemanzero: @Thefluffiestguineapig pretty much haha
BrowneePointz: I'm so hyped for this one. The Planeswalker's guide and story for this set has been PHENOMENAL
CaptainSpam: Monday Monday Monday? Will I need to purchase the WHOLE seat for this?
LRRbot: Vector, Imperial Capital | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {B} or {R}.
BrowneePointz: the Worldbuilding in the Planeswalker's Guide AND the STory are both very, VERY good
LRRbot: Guadosalam, Farplane Gateway | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {G} or {U}.
A_nearby_Tr3e: Is this best of 3 or 5
LRRbot: Insomnia, Crown City | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {W} or {B}.
MegaDosX: Guys this is the Final Fantasy set not the Spider-Man set
Diabore: @A_nearby_Tr3e atm 3, if fast enough then 5
LRRbot: Joshua, Phoenix's Dominant [1RW] (back: Phoenix, Warden of Fire) | Legendary Creature — Human Noble Wizard [3/4] | When Joshua enters, discard up to two cards, then draw that many cards. / {3}{R}{W}, {T}: Exile Joshua, then return it to the battlefield transformed under its owner's control. Activate only as a sorcery.
A_nearby_Tr3e: @Diabore Thx you
Tonemanzero: Ballsy
LRRbot: Zack Fair [W] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [0/1] | Zack Fair enters with a +1/+1 counter on it. / {1}, Sacrifice Zack Fair: Target creature you control gains indestructible until end of turn. Put Zack Fair's counters on that creature and attach an Equipment that was attached to Zack Fair to that creature.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePointz They called it the Planeswalker's Guide? I need them to print real versions for those of us who may or may not have done our first real quality cosplays as Arthur Dent
Ukon_Cairns: drawing 4 drops for the rest of the game?
PorpoisesUnknown: Zackery Fairestman
MegaDosX: Ragrets
LRRbot: Sazh Katzroy [3G] | Legendary Creature — Human Pilot [3/3] | When Sazh Katzroy enters, you may search your library for a Bird or basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / Whenever Sazh Katzroy attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature, then double the number of +1/+1 counters on that creature.
LRRbot: Sazh's Chocobo [G] | Creature — Bird [0/1] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
Territan: At least they're laughing. That means it's fun, right?
BrowneePointz: they've called the setting guides for new Sets Planeswalker's Guides for YEARS @Thefluffiestguineapig
LRRbot: Overkill [2B] | Instant | Target creature gets −0/−9999 until end of turn.
Spades_Slicc: torch the tower could be renamed torch the baby
Tonemanzero: The chocobo is an elder god after all
PorpoisesUnknown: at least he didn't overkill the baby
LRRbot: Jenova, Ancient Calamity [2BG] | Legendary Creature — Alien [1/5] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, put a number of +1/+1 counters equal to Jenova's power on up to one other target creature. That creature becomes a Mutant in addition to its other types. / Whenever a Mutant you control dies during your turn, you draw cards equal to its power.
Chichen: mutant baby
Iperithon: Mutant Baby!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePointz Right, but this one in my head is The Planeswalkers Guide capitalized like that and it needs a printing like the first editions of Hitchhikers Guide had
WiJohn: That baby's a muto!
SolarBlitz1: utant baby now
Territan: Mu-tant Ba-by! Ma-gic Hel-met!
definenull: Josh is so above rate
LRRbot: Tymna the Weaver [1WB] | Legendary Creature — Human Cleric [2/2] | Lifelink / At the beginning of each of your postcombat main phases, you may pay X life, where X is the number of opponents that were dealt combat damage this turn. If you do, draw X cards. / Partner
Thefluffiestguineapig: Dig up Cam, dig up!
jaimeblacken: thrillho
Chichen: I'm starting to think cam was right that discarding 2 lands was maybe a mistake
Spades_Slicc: Once you dig yourself into a hole, the only thing to do is keep digging
BrowneePointz: no that set was last year Cameron
LRRbot: Malboro [4BB] | Creature — Plant Horror [4/4] | Bad Breath — When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card, loses 2 life, and exiles the top three cards of their library. / Swampcycling {2}
definenull: Oofa
Diabore: land land land?
Spades_Slicc: Land Land Land
MegaDosX: Exiled
Thefluffiestguineapig: ooooooooooofffffff
definenull: Magic: the Gathering
Jorsh029: D:
Thefluffiestguineapig: That hurt
BrowneePointz: he who is a fan of such devastation
BrowneePointz: it was not his intention
Thefluffiestguineapig: I winced at those exiles being flipped over
Territan: Land land land valspar egg and spam.
definenull: Baby is getting chonkier
Ukon_Cairns: was nelly also on the affinity for towns draw spell? as an excuse to play all the towns n colors.
Kentosaurus: @definenull they grow up so fast
LRRbot: Fight On! [2B] | Instant | Return up to two target creature cards from your graveyard to your hand.
LRRbot: Sazh Katzroy [3G] | Legendary Creature — Human Pilot [3/3] | When Sazh Katzroy enters, you may search your library for a Bird or basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / Whenever Sazh Katzroy attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature, then double the number of +1/+1 counters on that creature.
Diabore: feels joever
jaimeblacken: come on land for cam and he's back in it
A_Dub888: *looks at Nelson's sleeves* is Nelly running Kefka?
PorpoisesUnknown: "I HAVE to draw four cards"
LRRbot: Jenova, Ancient Calamity [2BG] | Legendary Creature — Alien [1/5] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, put a number of +1/+1 counters equal to Jenova's power on up to one other target creature. That creature becomes a Mutant in addition to its other types. / Whenever a Mutant you control dies during your turn, you draw cards equal to its power.
letsbelgo: @A_Dub888 Thats the joker
Thefluffiestguineapig: Up at the top of the home screen where the store is
Spades_Slicc: There's a tab at the top of the screen labelled "Achievements"
Thefluffiestguineapig: It's how you can get some fun emotes
Diabore: one white noooo
Thefluffiestguineapig: I got one that said "Lands, am I right?"
LRRbot: Fate of the Sun-Cryst [4W] | Instant | This spell costs {2} less to cast if it targets a tapped creature. / Destroy target nonland permanent.
Thefluffiestguineapig: After I won a game entirely with 2 lands in play
PorpoisesUnknown: Bnargin you too Graham
LRRbot: Blitzball [3] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color. / GOOOOAAAALLL! — {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw two cards. Activate only if an opponent was dealt combat damage by a legendary creature this turn.
goombalax: *tips hat* B'nargin
LRRbot: Gladiolus Amicitia [4RG] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior [6/6] | When Gladiolus Amicitia enters, search your library for a land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, another target creature you control gets +2/+2 and gains trample until end of turn.
Thefluffiestguineapig: That sounds like a name you tip your hat in the middle of
Thefluffiestguineapig: @goombalax Same brain cell
BrowneePointz: Gladiswolus
SquareDotCube: that warrior needs a sword!
LRRbot: Ultima [3WW] | Sorcery | Destroy all artifacts and creatures. End the turn.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ah, there's the previously mentioned Ultima
BrowneePointz: Such Devastation!
LRRbot: Zack Fair [W] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [0/1] | Zack Fair enters with a +1/+1 counter on it. / {1}, Sacrifice Zack Fair: Target creature you control gains indestructible until end of turn. Put Zack Fair's counters on that creature and attach an Equipment that was attached to Zack Fair to that creature.
LRRbot: Y'shtola Rhul [4UU] | Legendary Creature — Cat Druid [3/5] | At the beginning of your end step, exile target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control. Then if it's the first end step of the turn, there is an additional end step after this step.
Kentosaurus: anti blood artist tech
LRRbot: Treno, Dark City | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}.
Ukon_Cairns: yeh ultima, "bad" wrath unless opp on aristocrats
Ukon_Cairns: coulda been relevent vs jenova
Thefluffiestguineapig: Man what on earth were your packs on Nelly?
Spades_Slicc: Y'shtola flicking it twice each turn
LRRbot: Coeurl [1W] | Creature — Cat Beast [2/2] | {1}{W}, {T}: Tap target nonenchantment creature.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Your packs were juiced
TheDevil_Risen: KARL!
BrowneePointz: That kills people Coeurl!
LRRbot: Sephiroth's Intervention [3B] | Instant | Destroy target creature. You gain 2 life.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Still you got all the Golgari legends, right?
LRRbot: Blitzball [3] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color. / GOOOOAAAALLL! — {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw two cards. Activate only if an opponent was dealt combat damage by a legendary creature this turn.
A_Dub888: @BrowneePointz Ceourl: "I do not kill people, that is my LEAST favorite thing"
Spades_Slicc: Barbarians hearing about Emporer Nero: Wow it sacked itself
LRRbot: Cloud of Darkness [2BGG] | Legendary Creature — Avatar [3/3] | Flying / Particle Beam — When Cloud of Darkness enters, target creature an opponent controls gets −X/−X until end of turn, where X is the number of permanent cards in your graveyard.
PorpoisesUnknown: CARL! noo
definenull: Got anymore ultimas?
Jorsh029: Cloud of Darkness just laser pointered that Coeurl in the shadow realm
Iperithon: it's not looking good for our hero Cameron! what will the villan deck do next?!
Diabore: its only permanent right
Thefluffiestguineapig: Welp
jaimeblacken: second ultima?
jaimeblacken: oh noer
TheDevil_Risen: Nelly Wins the Bo3
LRRbot: Y'shtola Rhul [4UU] | Legendary Creature — Cat Druid [3/5] | At the beginning of your end step, exile target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control. Then if it's the first end step of the turn, there is an additional end step after this step.
Diabore: if exdeath was bounced it shouldnt have flipped right?
jaimeblacken: Bo5?
jaimeblacken: protour style?
definenull: She's a commander card (derogatory?)
hey_kelvin: 2nd end step so it triggers again
Spades_Slicc: A 2nd end step hit the board
Diabore: oh right yeah
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ishtola has a LOT OF TEXT
WiJohn: Because flicker creature twice is too much work
DeM0nFiRe:
Syntheticuh: i hope the sealed league returns in future sets, it was so fun to watch
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ishtola might be able to take on Dihada if she gets a precon
Jorsh029: FF sealed environment rules, tbh
ladyjessica:
shoot, I just remembered this was happening and i got here late 
CuteTeaGoat: i remember those plot points from FF8
TehAmelie: Squall is 16, right? he should be able to soak up ramen like a black hole
Diabore: instant of sorcery
Spades_Slicc: Prishe's Wanderings
A_Dub888: "Did you enjoy this sealed league? y/n" - Nelson
shendaras:
NextLevelTabletop: gg!
TheDevil_Risen: Dilly Bars for ALL!
ladyjessica: yay!
Plasterboard:
and James gets to go home on time
ladyjessica: GGs
TheDevil_Risen: thanks Cam, Nelson, Graham, James!!!
TheDevil_Risen: thanks WOTC!
jadielady: thanks y'all!
Thefluffiestguineapig: This has been so much fun to watch and I hope you all had fun making it!
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TheDevil_Risen: hehehehe
Aceviru: Dilly bars!
sporkraptor: eepy gamers
TheDevil_Risen: its ok Family 1st
Thefluffiestguineapig: You've been doing so good lately and family is always first
kumatsu: So Much Fine
TheDevil_Risen: ooo HighLander!!!
ladyjessica: fun is a zero sum game in highlander
Tonemanzero: "F.U.N."
TheDevil_Risen: someone bringing ruin your eveniing
Thefluffiestguineapig: "'''''''fun''''''''''''
A_nearby_Tr3e: Im on my 7th e33 play through
TheDevil_Risen: i'd lend you mine nelly but i dont think the post can get it from aussie to canada in less than 24h
Dog_of_Myth: Mario Kart!!
TheDevil_Risen: ooo MARIO KART!
CaptainSpam: Live bear!
TheDevil_Risen: yes
Aceviru: Podcast!
TheDevil_Risen: they are
Thefluffiestguineapig: None of us want to be playing it anymore
SolarBlitz1: The 1 hour podcast at the start of each stream doesnt help
ThorSokar: they only have ~15 hours left, haha
Thefluffiestguineapig: We somehow have 12-16 more hours
Mai_Andra: every time it gets close to ending, it cuts to a further flashback first
TheDevil_Risen: hey this weeks podcast was only 30min
Revelia: Short for plastic model
letsbelgo: Its a plastic model
GasCityGaming: plamo short for 'plastic model'
iris_of_ether:
Thefluffiestguineapig: Sometimes asking doesn't make it make more sense
raulghoulia: put the lotion in the basket
TherapyforNarwhals: Ethically sourced*
EvilBadman: @ThorSokar They absolutely do not
ThorSokar: ethically sourced husks
A_nearby_Tr3e: Plamo = plastic model
Voidhawk42: I mean, if it's his own skin it would be ethical I suppose?...
Veshnikard: In charge of schedule not content
Dog_of_Myth:
AdamLavadan:
100
iris_of_ether:
ThorSokar: @EvilBadman well, I hope it's just a joke, but who knows
Mai_Andra: MagmAdam
CaptainSpam: Bye!
Aceviru: Bye o/
Thefluffiestguineapig: Thanks for the stream!
GasCityGaming: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRRMTG (It's the grand final of our Final Fantasy Sealed League! Nelson vs. Cameron! FIGHT! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Thu 04:30 PM PDT (42m ago).
LRRbot: Dion, Bahamut's Dominant [3W] (back: Bahamut, Warden of Light) | Legendary Creature — Human Noble Knight [3/3] | Dragonfire Dive — During your turn, Dion and other Knights you control have flying. / When Dion enters, create a 2/2 white Knight creature token. / {4}{W}{W}, {T}: Exile Dion, then return it to the battlefield transformed under its owner's control. Activate only as a sorcery.
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