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Justherefortherewards: So how far along is everyone in Grahams video explaining all the FF cards
Juliamon: I'm waiting for a chunk of time where I won't be interrupted
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Mr_Bitterness: @Justherefortherewards Already watched and left an extensive comment and thumbs up.
Juliamon: just cannot watch videos in pieces
JessieImproved: Kinda temped to watch Graham's video despite not playing Magic, but loving FF
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Dread_Pirate_Westley: It means Alex forgot his watch?
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JDMan94: What a mood
Sealtest: ahhh
Kentosaurus: aaah
nan_de_mo_nai: aaaaeeughhh
JessieImproved: aaaaah!
nevyn666: aaaaaaught
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thraximore: ahhhHHHHHH
Juliamon: not in chat, please
Sealtest: ill get a noise complaint
TehAmelie: it's 2 am here, i just made a little squeak
cmdrzellgaudis: I’m good
JessieImproved: there are reasons to scream
4AMDonuts: plenty to worth screaming over, for sure
FenrisSchafer: No, because my cat is stressed enough
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: i am the fireworks!
nevyn666: i did it.
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Juliamon: someone literally set some off down the street at that countdown
thraximore: the edge never ends
Dog_of_Myth: True
JMGoody: Oh look, my escape from pretending to be patriotic
neisan2112: Fax
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Gekyouryuu: The magic will continue until morale improves
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mtvcdm: Hello are we talking about fireworks, I'm in my sixth consecutive day of fireworks happening here, they've gone off at 3 AM, they've gone off in broad daylight
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thraximore: ah
caffinatedconstellations: oh nightmare
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DigitalSeahorse:
Fruan: ToS ToS
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TehAmelie: we'll play it by ear. Wheeler's ear
nan_de_mo_nai: holy shit
DigitalSeahorse: lol
DigitalSeahorse: his whole hole
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LunchB0x_13: happy pride!
MegaDosX: So I just got here, why is Wheeler talking about his hole?
Dog_of_Myth: Good start, good start
CrossXhunteR: points?
RockPusher: what is a human if not an inverted sausage?
thraximore: @MegaDosX meat grinder
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neisan2112: Alex on Black Mold?
soggysoggsters: points?
MegaDosX: @thraximore That just raises further questions
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Pywodwagon: someone get wheeler some keys to jangle
Juliamon: !decks
paulthemapguy: Happy Canada Day Part 4. I am American, and ...yeah. Happy belated Canada is all I wanna say
freshmaker__: teach me how to guppy
LRRbot: Urza's Saga | Enchantment Land — Urza's Saga | I — This Saga gains "{T}: Add {C}." / II — This Saga gains "{2}, {T}: Create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with 'This token gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control.'" / III — Search your library for an artifact card with mana cost {0} or {1}, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
DigitalSeahorse:
in his guppy?!
LRRbot: Talisman of Curiosity [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {G} or {U}. This artifact deals 1 damage to you.
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: got 'eeeem
frozenphoenix7: I don't get the joke Wheeler, please explain
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Curious that you'd play that specific Talisman.
DigitalSeahorse: how'd he do that
LRRbot: Rakdos Cackler [{B/R}] | Creature — Devil [1/1] | Unleash
LunchB0x_13: oh look it’s the Tamil kings
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MegaDosX: Sahgah
paulthemapguy: he's a Talismanian devil!
MegaDosX: Urza's Cigar
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: I think i saw a movie with that guy, Urza Segal
freshmaker__: drawaga is a powerful draw spell.
LRRbot: Snakeskin Veil [G] | Instant | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It gains hexproof until end of turn.
TheDevil_Risen: howdy Alex, Wheeler
LRRbot: Knight of the Ebon Legion [B] | Creature — Vampire Knight [1/2] | {2}{B}: This creature gets +3/+3 and gains deathtouch until end of turn. / At the beginning of your end step, if a player lost 4 or more life this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
MegaDosX: !card experiment one
LRRbot: Experiment One [G] | Creature — Human Ooze [1/1] | Evolve / Remove two +1/+1 counters from this creature: Regenerate it.
Gekyouryuu: Silly idea: mono black deck focused on necrons and the like, with that enchantment land included. Call the deck Zombie Land Saga
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Micalovits: Wooo, only slightly late!
hexthehex: this is a good break to take halfway through watching graham's banger final fantasy video
DigitalSeahorse: LOL
pleonasticTautology: hello!
TheDevil_Risen: Howdy Nelly!
lamina5432: evening who's participating tonight?
LunchB0x_13: Urza definitely smokes honey backwoods
LRRbot: Mox Opal [0] | Legendary Artifact | Metalcraft — {T}: Add one mana of any color. Activate only if you control three or more artifacts.
frozenphoenix7: First came up for Summon Fenrir's power check for me
neisan2112: @lamina5432 Nelly and Ben are the 2 off screen
Gekyouryuu: I lost a game today because I was going to use Self Destruct on my Ramuh and it didn't pause to give me the chance to do it
LRRbot: Uro, Titan of Nature's Wrath [1GU] | Legendary Creature — Elder Giant [6/6] | When Uro enters, sacrifice it unless it escaped. / Whenever Uro enters or attacks, you gain 3 life and draw a card, then you may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield. / Escape—{G}{G}{U}{U}, Exile five other cards from your graveyard.
lamina5432: @neisan2112 thx
JadedCynic:
Good luck Alex! Good luck Wheeler! Have fun! 
Micalovits: This robot got big very fast
LRRbot: Tourach, Dread Cantor [1B] | Legendary Creature — Human Cleric [2/1] | Kicker {B}{B} / Protection from white / Whenever an opponent discards a card, put a +1/+1 counter on Tourach. / When Tourach enters, if it was kicked, target opponent discards two cards at random.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Whose named after a card from the early 90's?
DigitalSeahorse: tourach! ack ack
freshmaker__: curse you mtg arena and your dodgy priority holds.
MommaGart: more and more often i find myself using Full Control on Arena
DigitalSeahorse: keniggot
johnnylongtorso: you can't just say that, Alex
LRRbot: Gitaxian Probe [{U/P}] | Sorcery | Look at target player's hand. / Draw a card.
yakbop: is this when LRR gets cancelled
LRRbot: Narnam Renegade [G] | Creature — Elf Warrior [1/2] | Deathtouch / Revolt — This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn.
thraximore: did experiment one evolve from tourach entering? My resolution is super low so I can't see his power
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: oh damn
Gekyouryuu: I'm glad it's not just me getting got by that.
paulthemapguy: Judge?
DigitalSeahorse: HAHAHAHHAHAHh
MegaDosX: What.
Dog_of_Myth:
Morrigan9: gotem
DigitalSeahorse: good bit
MegaDosX: Could you imagine though
MountainForestFoxRai:
The legendary uno reverse 
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Actually, Ben's cheating comes out best.
TheDevil_Risen: hahahaha
johnnylongtorso: prop comedy
Micalovits: Uni reverse isn't cheating
paulthemapguy: Reverse cards do nothing in 1v1 anyway
TheDevil_Risen: cheating on the stack?
LRRbot: Tamiyo, Inquisitive Student [U] (back: Tamiyo, Seasoned Scholar) | Legendary Creature — Moonfolk Wizard [0/3] | Flying / Whenever Tamiyo attacks, investigate. / When you draw your third card in a turn, exile Tamiyo, then return her to the battlefield transformed under her owner's control.
MegaDosX: She thicc
TheDevil_Risen:
Heya Paul 
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LRRbot: Uro, Titan of Nature's Wrath [1GU] | Legendary Creature — Elder Giant [6/6] | When Uro enters, sacrifice it unless it escaped. / Whenever Uro enters or attacks, you gain 3 life and draw a card, then you may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield. / Escape—{G}{G}{U}{U}, Exile five other cards from your graveyard.
LRRbot: Tamiyo, Seasoned Scholar (front: Tamiyo, Inquisitive Student) | Legendary Planeswalker — Tamiyo [2] | [+2]: Until your next turn, whenever a creature attacks you or a planeswalker you control, it gets −1/−0 until end of turn. / [−3]: Return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand. If it's a green card, add one mana of any color. / [−7]: Draw cards equal to half the number of cards in your library, rounded up. You get an emblem with "You ha…
paulthemapguy: we need the card display in the bottom right corner to explain the Uno cards
h3rsh3yb4r: wow thanks uro
MountainForestFoxRai:
Tamiyo is a fair and balanced magic card 
nan_de_mo_nai: is that a tezzeret in wheeler's hand
Nickiatori: guys i think this Uro card is busted
nan_de_mo_nai: i think alex is very ded
MegaDosX: Using Uro's trigger to flip Tamiyo seems especially disgusting. I approve.
DigitalSeahorse: dodododdodo do
Gekyouryuu: I imagine Wheeler will be employing the new Tezzeret in this deck in a few weeks
goombalax:
yakbop: this is going on the hihglights real
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pleonasticTautology: i LOVE you guys
DeM0nFiRe:
Tekman6001: We gotta clip that!
DigitalSeahorse: xD
paulthemapguy: that's gonna be the intro to the highlights reel
spawnofhastur: tujrkey hell yeah
zelukester: what a bop
DigitalSeahorse:
Mustang_Redcloak: Good to see the 2020 strategy of jamming simic mythics is still strong in 2025
circusofkirkus:
time for the stream to be muted 
r10pez10: now i want ice cream for some reason
freshmaker__: now i know whats gonna be stuck in my head all day lol
Simonark: That’s not a sea shanty sadly
MegaDosX: Karnivool?
DigitalSeahorse: carnival music
neisan2112: Carni Val?
Gekyouryuu: Noted sea shanty Turkey in the Straw
r10pez10: #nonspon
Simonark: I wouldn’t want to hurt the fun but Turkey in the Straw has…. not a great history
MegaDosX: Is Wheeler shantysplaining us?
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: arrghhh do yee ears hang low
paulthemapguy: Now that's what I call ice cream truck music Vol. 1
LRRbot: Narnam Renegade [G] | Creature — Elf Warrior [1/2] | Deathtouch / Revolt — This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn.
LRRbot: Elvish Spirit Guide [2G] | Creature — Elf Spirit [2/2] | Exile this creature from your hand: Add {G}.
LRRbot: Oran-Rief Ooze [2G] | Creature — Ooze [2/2] | When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. / Whenever this creature attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on each attacking creature with a +1/+1 counter on it.
DigitalSeahorse: do they dangle two and frowr?
Xavorin:
We're pirates, we love to sail the seven seas
Micalovits: Twat chat?
yakbop: twot chat\
Nickiatori: Minor spelling mistake Wheeler!
DigitalSeahorse: wow
MegaDosX: Alex you gotta exile-oh dammit Wheeler got there first
DigitalSeahorse:
RockPusher: We have a particular set of skills…
pleonasticTautology: yar? har? fiddle dee dee?
Gekyouryuu: If all goes well, I'll be playing my first irl bit of FFMTG that isn't commander since prerelease on Monday
LRRbot: Sylvan Scrying [1G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
freshmaker__: do what you want cause a walker is free!
DigitalSeahorse:
YOU are a pirate! 
LRRbot: Tolarian Academy | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {U} for each artifact you control.
Tekman6001: Has anyone ever asked why the D&D cards don't use the Universes Beyond Frame?
neisan2112: LOL thanks Wheeler now I have that song stuck in my head
DigitalSeahorse: oh look it's that awful house on top of the nice waterfall
nevyn666: ah. the 50cent classic "many mana barbs"
DigitalSeahorse: or aquaduct
neisan2112:
@nevyn666
Nickiatori: that uro was a 341
rosesmcgee: @Tekman6001 D&D is a WotC property and I believe is canonically within the MTG "planes"
Combusttion: anyone have any ff cards tonight?
Tekman6001: @rosesmcgee Odd but I guess it makes sense
Alas_Babylon: It... kind of is but also kind of isn't
dabudder: @rosesmcgee dnd is not in the magic multiverse
LRRbot: Minamo, School at Water's Edge | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {U}. / {U}, {T}: Untap target legendary permanent.
dabudder: afr came out before UB was a thing
r10pez10: uh oh
rosesmcgee: But there are D&D planeswalkers. It's weird
Alas_Babylon: The relationship between D&D and MTG is a little messy - there's setting books for Theros/Ravnica/Arcavios, but the D&D set in MTG isn't considered canon
Gekyouryuu: Chat, I just walked past a house with at least 5 or 6 cats outside (a different house from the one with the baby kittens)
MegaDosX: Now you can make doubly stupid mana
LoadingReadyRun: Minamo, do do do do do Minamo do do do do
r10pez10: oh
LRRbot: Sylvan Scrying [1G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
MegaDosX: Now what?
Nickiatori: mor like
Nickiatori: damn
pleonasticTautology: eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
DigitalSeahorse: sassy Sylvan
thraximore: thank you for saying it
LRRbot: Inventors' Fair | Legendary Land | At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control three or more artifacts, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {C}. / {4}, {T}, Sacrifice Inventors' Fair: Search your library for an artifact card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Activate only if you control three or more artifacts.
MountainForestFoxRai:
Good joke strimmer 
MegaDosX: More like-damnit too slow again!
TheDevil_Risen: minamo lasts forever, and ever, its really really great do do do do do do do do!
DigitalSeahorse: there's the carnival!
MegaDosX: !card time vault
LRRbot: Time Vault [2] | Artifact | This artifact enters tapped. / This artifact doesn't untap during your untap step. / If you would begin your turn while this artifact is tapped, you may skip that turn instead. If you do, untap this artifact. / {T}: Take an extra turn after this one.
Micalovits: That is one hell of a line
DigitalSeahorse: oh now it's green
DigitalSeahorse: heheheheh
DigitalSeahorse: all of them
pleonasticTautology: need a purple one
circusofkirkus: did Alex bring the draw 4 though
circusofkirkus: and can you use that on yourself
LRRbot: Tezzeret the Seeker [3UU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Tezzeret [4] | [+1]: Untap up to two target artifacts. / [−X]: Search your library for an artifact card with mana value X or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. / [−5]: Artifacts you control become artifact creatures with base power and toughness 5/5 until end of turn.
MegaDosX: !card time vault
LRRbot: Time Vault [2] | Artifact | This artifact enters tapped. / This artifact doesn't untap during your untap step. / If you would begin your turn while this artifact is tapped, you may skip that turn instead. If you do, untap this artifact. / {T}: Take an extra turn after this one.
DigitalSeahorse: pls twitch
emilevitt: the cool tezzeret
Fran__Frost: wait don’t you deck yourself then?
emilevitt:
pleonasticTautology: "judge i have demonstrated a loop"
Paranundrox: @Fran__Frost presumably in taking 80 turns you can win the game
LiamK712: nice hat ben
MegaDosX: I mean, he can just beat Alex with Uro
multeyemeteor: "The actual win is boring me to death... I love the combo, but your personality is absolutely ghastly..."
Micalovits: Technically yes, but you just kill them on turn like... 20, or 50
neisan2112: He can also ult Tezz at some point to just swing out
MegaDosX: And the enormous karnstruct
Fran__Frost: ahh ok gotcha
TheDevil_Risen: heya BenBen
Nickiatori: Ben thats a nice hat!\
pleonasticTautology: vivi!
multeyemeteor: Izzn't Prowess
Tekman6001: Ben (Ulmer) the beard is looking awesome
pleonasticTautology: also YES that's a nice hat
johnnylongtorso: red white and blue for America Day
yakbop: vivi shou;d have just had prowess
DigitalSeahorse: wait, this is best of one?
IsSecretlyPaul: yo what is on bens head
MegaDosX: Where's the person asking about Final Fantasy cards?
freshmaker__: That shirt is a nice colour.
Gekyouryuu: I just bought ff9 today
neisan2112: Love Vivi, but he is just such a bastard of a card.
DigitalSeahorse: they've got the same sleeves
Nickiatori: Ben looking dapper today
xVoxtric: Eggman, Davros, Kefka, I love all these grixis boys
pleonasticTautology: oh ben, i'm building a grixis list
neisan2112: Lightning is dope
DigitalSeahorse: the Benz
pleonasticTautology: king grixis and the izzet wizard
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Tekman6001: @DigitalSeahorse I think it is a "king of the hill" so loser swaps out
MookGB: Thank you
DigitalSeahorse:
Tekman6001 ah
pleonasticTautology: yes
s_lynch: The Ulmer beard will become sentient soon 👍
pleonasticTautology: same name
Mr_Bitterness: Yeah, the FFV version
kumatsu: the FF5 one
pleonasticTautology: krile
raulghoulia: leave Clive alone
pleonasticTautology: i mean, it's a VERY ff14 thing
kumatsu: the 14 one is a reference to the 5 one
Dog_of_Myth:
Fran__Frost: yea she’s a throw back
caffinatedconstellations: Final Fantasy loves to do that
pleonasticTautology: ff14 references *specifically every other final fantasy*
Mr_Bitterness: That's a FF14 thing. It's all the other FF's in a blender
singinnonsense: they sure like the reuse name
Kidror: Yeah FFXIV basically just stole from everything else. It kinda made the set sad to see FFXIV versions of stuff but not the originals
adept_nekomancer: FFXIV borrows from all the previous FF games, yeah.
nightsreach: ff14 is the Cid thing for every name
DigitalSeahorse:
a whole ASS woman?!
neisan2112: 14 is a whole thing that just throws everything into the pot
GasCityGaming: my child is also named Krile
MegaDosX: Kriles Baldessian
multeyemeteor: Krile me a river
pleonasticTautology: captaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiin
r10pez10: i love glup shitto
spawnofhastur: Moxfield defaulting to the FF versions of cards is making me very angry
CrossXhunteR: all searches must be appended with -set:FCA
Diabore: i think this is the first time ive seen this drip from ben, no flannel and a hat
Izandai: It kind of does though.
LiamK712: @spawnofhastur big same
pleonasticTautology: @spawnofhastur *that* annoys me, tbh.
neisan2112: Oh its not an excuse, just an explanation
Izandai: Because like, that's the point. Having the same name is the point.
pleonasticTautology: especially since i wanna use the mystical archive versions of some cards
Micalovits: @Diabore Still looking cute though
DigitalSeahorse: Ben won so Ben goes first and Ben goes second
r10pez10: two people on stream named ben
TheDevil_Risen: hahahaha
HadesLeprechaun: that Karakas was my single booster box card that I opened for LotR and I'm still SO MAD that is has the LotR Commander symbol on the card and was never legal in commander
pleonasticTautology: "starred wars"
caffinatedconstellations: It certainly does make it hard to keep track of which people are talking about
pleonasticTautology: G-D
definenull:
Both Bens looking mighty fine today 
DigitalSeahorse: wait wat?
spawnofhastur: Starred Wars? That's got Glup Shitto, my favourite character in fiction!
Gadora: Star Wars is at least the same setting throughout.
rosesmcgee: Wait until I tell you about "reprints" in a popular TCG franchise
neisan2112: Were there people named Bigs and Wedge?
CrossXhunteR: define "previous"
Aceviru: Lol
Mustang_Redcloak: I am glad there are only 2 Skywalkers
DigitalSeahorse: love that squid tatt
circusofkirkus: it's a common last name
multeyemeteor: They totally ripped off A New Hope
raisins4life: I feel like this is taking the argument in bad faith but I get the negging chat aspect
Izandai:
TheDevil_Risen: LETS GO!
Dog_of_Myth:
TheDevil_Risen: love it
thraximore:
Gekyouryuu: They're family is why. It's like fast and the furious
spawnofhastur: Going full
DigitalSeahorse: gasp
caffinatedconstellations: I fine midoclorian mist
ProcyonFlynn: Ya' know. Adam's sass at chat is starting to look pretty tame by comparison.
MegaDosX: You joke but they cloned Luke in the old EU, a villain got his hand and made it into Luuke Skywalker
LRRbot: Thundering Falls | Land — Island Mountain | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, surveil 1.
LRRbot: Lórien Revealed [3UU] | Sorcery | Draw three cards. / Islandcycling {1}
DigitalSeahorse:
sonmoron: wait did Ulmer mulligan?
spawnofhastur: Going full Elon Musk
Mr_Bitterness: Wait til Wheeler hears about Biggs and Wedge being in a bunch of FF's too.
Micalovits: At least you can't reanimate it with said dual
Gekyouryuu: Chat I'm less than 5 feet from a bunny rabbit!
kumatsu: wait we've got the Echo?
sonmoron: i might have missed the card being put on bottom with the riveting convo my bad hahaha
CrossXhunteR: no sideboarding here
LRRbot: Tamiyo, Inquisitive Student [U] (back: Tamiyo, Seasoned Scholar) | Legendary Creature — Moonfolk Wizard [0/3] | Flying / Whenever Tamiyo attacks, investigate. / When you draw your third card in a turn, exile Tamiyo, then return her to the battlefield transformed under her owner's control.
LRRbot: Polluted Delta | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for an Island or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
LoadingReadyRun: @Gekyouryuu what direction? is it 5 feet above you?
Gekyouryuu: Sadly no
LRRbot: Kitsa, Otterball Elite [1U] | Legendary Creature — Otter Wizard [1/3] | Vigilance / Prowess / {T}: Draw a card, then discard a card. / {2}, {T}: Copy target instant or sorcery spell you control. You may choose new targets for the copy. Activate only if Kitsa's power is 3 or greater.
neisan2112: Is it a Blitzball?
caffinatedconstellations: Kitsa is such a fun card
CrossXhunteR: big fan of kitsa
apitol: love me some canlander
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h3rsh3yb4r: you know in german it says "Kitsa, Blitzball Ass"
Pywodwagon: I recommend wastelanding ben into oblivion, in my experience it's a good way to beat him
spawnofhastur: The Soul Cauldron transform deck in standard is super sweet, I wonder if you could do something like that in Highlander
TheDevil_Risen: swampball team!
multeyemeteor: It's a beautiful day for an otterball game
MegaDosX: !card blitzball
LRRbot: Blitzball [3] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color. / GOOOOAAAALLL! — {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw two cards. Activate only if an opponent was dealt combat damage by a legendary creature this turn.
LRRbot: Tribute Mage [2U] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | When this creature enters, you may search your library for an artifact card with mana value 2, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
pleonasticTautology: i have a BUNCH of otters in my wizard deck
caffinatedconstellations: That is a fun deck idea...
caffinatedconstellations: I might put that together
Dog_of_Myth: It's only a Tribute...
multeyemeteor: More like Appropriation Mage
Kidror: This is not the greatest mage in the multiverse, this is just a Tribute Mage
pleonasticTautology: they all became plowshares, wheeler
Izandai: There's swords in this game with mana value 2.
Micalovits: Yea, but those swords are not swords
Dog_of_Myth: @Kidror Same braincell
Izandai: I think they are though.
pleonasticTautology: @Micalovits are you saying they're not *real* swords?
Days_one: is a jitte part of the sword family or not?
Izandai: More of a dagger.
Micalovits: I am out here swordkeeping 2 mana swords
Aceviru: It can only find Sword of the Animist. Which is just a commander card 😞
yakbop: jitte arent even supposed to be sharp in any way lol
HadesLeprechaun: The sword in the art of Tribute Mage is very specifically the sword in the art for Sword of the Meek
Tekman6001: @HadesLeprechaun dope fun fact
HadesLeprechaun: whic is 2 mana
Micalovits: Sword of the meek, also not a sword! Its just thopter parts
Gekyouryuu: I'm guessing no, but I'm curious: has anyone been trying out Tataru Taru in Highlander?
pleonasticTautology: i love the tamiyo that's an otter
Gekyouryuu: !card Tataru
LRRbot: Tataru Taru [1W] | Legendary Creature — Dwarf Advisor [0/3] | When Tataru Taru enters, you draw a card and target opponent may draw a card. / Scions' Secretary — Whenever an opponent draws a card, if it isn't that player's turn, create a tapped Treasure token. This ability triggers only once each turn.
LRRbot: Ragavan, Nimble Pilferer [R] | Legendary Creature — Monkey Pirate [2/1] | Whenever Ragavan deals combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token and exile the top card of that player's library. Until end of turn, you may cast that card. / Dash {1}{R}
nan_de_mo_nai: rugubu
Izandai: @Aceviru There are 10 artifacts with "sword" in the name with mana value 2.
Gekyouryuu: @pleonastictautology isn't tamiyo always a rabbit?
LRRbot: Path to Exile [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
DigitalSeahorse: I wonder if Ben has anything hidden under his hat
pleonasticTautology: @Gekyouryuu oh wait right rabbit
CrossXhunteR: neat path
TheDevil_Risen: love that path art
pleonasticTautology: i did get that tamiyo for my chocobant deck though
DigitalSeahorse: oh a Winix ad for air filters I've already bought
caffinatedconstellations: fantastic PtE
DigitalSeahorse: I do love my air purifier
LRRbot: Walking Ballista [XX] | Artifact Creature — Construct [0/0] | This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it. / {4}: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. / Remove a +1/+1 counter from this creature: It deals 1 damage to any target.
nan_de_mo_nai: imagine how good ballista would be with damage on the stack
Gekyouryuu: I'm sad I'll probably never own the Swords to Plowshares that's got Alisaie with paired art with a promo Alphinaud from the FFTCG
LRRbot: Gut Shot [{R/P}] | Instant | Gut Shot deals 1 damage to any target.
definenull: No islands though, apparently
couchboyj: I bet you jave extra mana, with a portico that LUSH
LRRbot: Brainstorm [U] | Instant | Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.
Mai_Andra:
Good grief, I did not recognize Ben at all... He was even discussing the growing beard earlier in the week. Maybe the hat was too much... 
LRRbot: Spring-Loaded Sawblades [1W] (back: Bladewheel Chariot) | Artifact | Flash / When this artifact enters, it deals 5 damage to target tapped creature an opponent controls. / Craft with artifact {3}{W}
CrossXhunteR: did not expect to see the sawblades
houssem037: You can brainstorm wrong?
LRRbot: Voltaic Key [1] | Artifact | {1}, {T}: Untap target artifact.
Kentosaurus: it's like buying chocolate the day after halloween
CrossXhunteR: !card aether spellbomb
LRRbot: Aether Spellbomb [1] | Artifact | {U}, Sacrifice this artifact: Return target creature to its owner's hand. / {1}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.
spawnofhastur: Standard being a format where Monstrous Rage was also a Dark Ritual was fun while it laster
LoadingReadyRun:
@CrossXhunteR last words of victim of Spring-Loaded Sawblades 
TheDevil_Risen: @LoadingReadyRun hehehehe
LRRbot: Kitsa, Otterball Elite [1U] | Legendary Creature — Otter Wizard [1/3] | Vigilance / Prowess / {T}: Draw a card, then discard a card. / {2}, {T}: Copy target instant or sorcery spell you control. You may choose new targets for the copy. Activate only if Kitsa's power is 3 or greater.
LRRbot: Siege Smash [1R] | Instant | Split second / Choose one — / • Destroy target artifact. / • Target creature gets +3/+2 and gains trample until end of turn.
DigitalSeahorse: why Ben otter!
LRRbot: Snapcaster Mage [1U] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/1] | Flash / When this creature enters, target instant or sorcery card in your graveyard gains flashback until end of turn. The flashback cost is equal to its mana cost.
Micalovits: Needed the mana to fight for time vault sadly
LRRbot: Vivi Ornitier [1UR] | Legendary Creature — Wizard [0/3] | {0}: Add X mana in any combination of {U} and/or {R}, where X is Vivi Ornitier's power. Activate only during your turn and only once each turn. / Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Vivi Ornitier and it deals 1 damage to each opponent.
LRRbot: Force of Will [3UU] | Instant | You may pay 1 life and exile a blue card from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Counter target spell.
definenull: Wizard duel!
lamina5432: that's magic baby
MegaDosX: Sometimes you get Magic the Gatheringed
CrossXhunteR: you did draw into your good boy towards the end there (vivi)
e_bloc: as shame that looks like it's a fun matchup
neisan2112: yeah that hand seems sick, if you hit 3 lands it would have been amazing.
mjuukis: is that a ponder tattoo?
Teslamat: @mjuukis if you are talking aboutt wheeler then yes
DigitalSeahorse:
orange is very IN right now
mjuukis: noice
Dog_of_Myth: Frog!
JosVanTongeren: hi lovely people!!! greetings from the Netherlands! just returned home form our FNM. Hope you all are doing good?!?
neisan2112: !decks
LRRbot: Gitaxian Probe [{U/P}] | Sorcery | Look at target player's hand. / Draw a card.
neisan2112: Looks like just those 2 Ux cards
TheDevil_Risen: born on the bayou
Izandai: Huh
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: sheesh
Diabore: those sure are lands
Micalovits: Thats... Certainly a hand
JosVanTongeren: big hug to all the lovely people Ben, Nelly Alex and wheeler!!
LRRbot: Mishra's Bauble [0] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Look at the top card of target player's library. Draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.
LRRbot: Bristly Bill, Spine Sower [1G] | Legendary Creature — Plant Druid [2/2] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. / {3}{G}{G}: Double the number of +1/+1 counters on each creature you control.
definenull: Not Billiam D:
DigitalSeahorse: interesting lantern
TheDevil_Risen: now wheeler, are you playing PuPu in that artifact deck?
LRRbot: Grist, the Hunger Tide [1BG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Grist [3] | As long as Grist isn't on the battlefield, it's a 1/1 Insect creature in addition to its other types. / [+1]: Create a 1/1 black and green Insect creature token, then mill a card. If an Insect card was milled this way, put a loyalty counter on Grist and repeat this process. / [−2]: You may sacrifice a creature. When you do, destroy target creature or planeswalker. / [−5]: Each opponent loses life equ…
LRRbot: Lose Focus [1U] | Instant | Replicate {U} / Counter target spell unless its controller pays {2}.
TheDevil_Risen: decklist says no
LRRbot: Duress [B] | Sorcery | Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a noncreature, nonland card from it. That player discards that card.
Olveron: is the audio wonky? i can hear card slaps not voices
LRRbot: Tanglespan Bridgeworks (front: Bridgeworks Battle) | Land | As this land enters, you may pay 3 life. If you don't, it enters tapped. / {T}: Add {G}.
Teslamat: @Olveron good for me
CrossXhunteR: is that like a judge promo or something (the duress)
Xavorin: I can hear both
JosVanTongeren:
Weeler I am playing the mono white land destruction in a big modern tournament next week. Hope i see allot of belcher decks 
LRRbot: Tarmogoyf [1G] | Creature — Lhurgoyf [*/1+*] | Tarmogoyf's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in all graveyards and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1.
DigitalSeahorse: there's less talking but I can hear voice
Diabore: !card shifting woodland
LRRbot: Shifting Woodland | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control a Forest. / {T}: Add {G}. / Delirium — {2}{G}{G}: This land becomes a copy of target permanent card in your graveyard until end of turn. Activate only if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard.
JosVanTongeren: ooohh nadu!!!!
DigitalSeahorse: card slaps and Wheeler are best friends
LRRbot: Evolution Witness [2G] | Creature — Elf Shaman Mutant [2/1] | {1}{G}: Adapt 2. / Whenever one or more +1/+1 counters are put on this creature, return target permanent card from your graveyard to your hand.
CrossXhunteR: shifting woodlands is a hell of a card
Teslamat: @CrossXhunteR it's the IDW promo
LRRbot: Aether Spellbomb [1] | Artifact | {U}, Sacrifice this artifact: Return target creature to its owner's hand. / {1}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.
TheDevil_Risen: BOOM!
Dog_of_Myth:
Micalovits: Very dramatic spellbomb
TheDevil_Risen:
DigitalSeahorse:
Teslamat:
JosVanTongeren: Alex!!!!!
LRRbot: Bristly Bill, Spine Sower [1G] | Legendary Creature — Plant Druid [2/2] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. / {3}{G}{G}: Double the number of +1/+1 counters on each creature you control.
JosVanTongeren: Hope you are doing good Alex!
jellyfish0413: BILL!
circusofkirkus: Whistly Will
JosVanTongeren: no not bill….
Mr_Bitterness: Bristly William
johnnylongtorso: big bristly bill is sweet william now
Diabore: wheeler gonna win by damage while never playing a creature
DigitalSeahorse: Billy Willy
LRRbot: Case of the Stashed Skeleton [1B] | Enchantment — Case | When this Case enters, create a 2/1 black Skeleton creature token and suspect it. / To solve — You control no suspected Skeletons. / Solved — {1}{B}, Sacrifice this Case: Search your library for a card, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Activate only as a sorcery.
johnnylongtorso: @Diabore there should be a CanLander achievement for "go to 10 life without your opponent hitting you"
JosVanTongeren: oo no…
DigitalSeahorse: wooo
singinnonsense: oh no the skeleton is hot
JosVanTongeren: token skeleton!
CrossXhunteR: both players are shuffling
DigitalSeahorse: coffin oriented art
spawnofhastur: Ever gone turn 1 Mishra's Workshop Clown Car?
Sogheim: at least Nelson is no longer in danger of Hidetsugu's Second Rite
MegaDosX: @CrossXhunteR Achievement get
LRRbot: Sowing Mycospawn [3G] | Creature — Eldrazi Fungus [3/3] | Devoid / Kicker {1}{C} / When you cast this spell, search your library for a land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. / When you cast this spell, if it was kicked, exile target land.
LRRbot: Buried Ruin | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Return target artifact card from your graveyard to your hand.
nan_de_mo_nai: buried ruin + crucible monkaS
nan_de_mo_nai: we recurring shit
JosVanTongeren: almost as good als white orgid phantom
LRRbot: Bristly Bill, Spine Sower [1G] | Legendary Creature — Plant Druid [2/2] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. / {3}{G}{G}: Double the number of +1/+1 counters on each creature you control.
offbeatwitch: Bill Again Forever
Izandai: Man. Fuck Karakas.
johnnylongtorso: infinite bills
JosVanTongeren: there is bill again!
LRRbot: Tarmogoyf [1G] | Creature — Lhurgoyf [*/1+*] | Tarmogoyf's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in all graveyards and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1.
darkcyril: @johnnylongtorso Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill!
LRRbot: Grist, the Hunger Tide [1BG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Grist [3] | As long as Grist isn't on the battlefield, it's a 1/1 Insect creature in addition to its other types. / [+1]: Create a 1/1 black and green Insect creature token, then mill a card. If an Insect card was milled this way, put a loyalty counter on Grist and repeat this process. / [−2]: You may sacrifice a creature. When you do, destroy target creature or planeswalker. / [−5]: Each opponent loses life equ…
DigitalSeahorse: Now Winix wants me to buy the same purifier I already have lol
Izandai: Karakas shouldn't exist.
Micalovits: I sure have played karakas in a non white deck
nan_de_mo_nai: shorikeezy
DigitalSeahorse: and my electric toothbrush
LRRbot: Shorikai, Genesis Engine [2WU] | Legendary Artifact — Vehicle [8/8] | {1}, {T}: Draw two cards, then discard a card. Create a 1/1 colorless Pilot creature token with "This token crews Vehicles as though its power were 2 greater." / Crew 8 / Shorikai, Genesis Engine can be your commander.
YakkShakk221B: Karakas is my favorite colorless land
MegaDosX: Holy shit Shorikai?
TheDevil_Risen: BEEG mech
JosVanTongeren: wait a 2 mana 6/5 nice
MegaDosX: Was not expecting that
CrossXhunteR: i want to see karakas at 1, just to see what the format's like. can always unpoint it later
BrowneePointz: you shor about that wheeler?
spawnofhastur: Karakas is 1 in 7PH and we seem to do okay
LRRbot: Malevolent Rumble [1G] | Sorcery | Reveal the top four cards of your library. You may put a permanent card from among them into your hand. Put the rest into your graveyard. Create a 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature token with "Sacrifice this token: Add {C}."
spawnofhastur: But different pointing philosophies, etc
nan_de_mo_nai: @spawnofhastur you also have library at 1, and that card is unplayable in 2025
freshmaker__: love a good rumble
jwholla: there sure are a lot of MH3 cards in canlander
spawnofhastur: @nan_de_mo_nai hell no, that card's insane at 1 in 7PH
50keyz: is wheeler running mirrodin beseiged?
MegaDosX: !card commune with beavers
LRRbot: Commune with Beavers [G] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of your library. You may reveal an artifact, creature, or land card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
definenull: "guy speak beaver"
spawnofhastur: I am very happy to pay 1 point for "if you get this in your opening seven you win the game"
Teslamat: @50keyz checking his list, no
Pywodwagon: @spawnofhastur if something has won a tournament ever basically it's pointed in 7PH
YakkShakk221B: I didn't know that Final Fantasy beavers had pointy teeth
nan_de_mo_nai: @spawnofhastur maybe it's more relevant when ragavan and a bunch of other 1-2 mana nonsense isn't 0 points
YakkShakk221B: and no slappy tails
LRRbot: Wight of the Reliquary [BG] | Creature — Zombie Knight [2/2] | Vigilance / This creature gets +1/+1 for each creature card in your graveyard. / {T}, Sacrifice another creature: Search your library for a land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
DigitalSeahorse: may all our pets be calm and happy as possible today
Scarbble: sussy blocka
skiddybones: wheelers deck is sweet
DigitalSeahorse: and all weekend
JosVanTongeren: wait Wheeler is into Beavers now 😜
DigitalSeahorse:
50keyz: @Teslamat oh where are the lists?
Teslamat: !decks
spawnofhastur: Cruce-i-blay
LRRbot: Crucible of Worlds [3] | Artifact | You may play lands from your graveyard.
JosVanTongeren: sounds great @digitalseahorse
LRRbot: Buried Ruin | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Return target artifact card from your graveyard to your hand.
LRRbot: Voltaic Servant [2] | Artifact Creature — Construct [1/3] | At the beginning of your end step, untap target artifact.
definenull: Ruh roh
Teslamat: @50keyz there is a command but it's mod only to show links to the lists
DigitalSeahorse:
50keyz: @Teslamat ah thanks!
Mr_Bitterness: This is very familiar to what I do with my Shorikai deck
Micalovits: !decks
50keyz: @Micalovits thank you
CrossXhunteR: cases are some rough hoops to jump through
jwholla: will pilots get updated to station with a bonus as well?
Redartifice: Sub 41
LRRbot: Bristly Bill, Spine Sower [1G] | Legendary Creature — Plant Druid [2/2] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. / {3}{G}{G}: Double the number of +1/+1 counters on each creature you control.
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Teslamat: @50keyz sorry sub only command
CrossXhunteR: @jwholla maybe new pilots. i assume old ones stay the same. same with old-old pilots not saddling for more like the DFT ones do
JosVanTongeren: there is the Bill again!
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jwholla: @CrossXhunteR need a different license to fly a spaceship apparently
JosVanTongeren:
@arbysganing38 
spawnofhastur: the fact that planets are stations annoys me because they're technically not *wrong*...
CrossXhunteR: @spawnofhastur please no leak discussion. we have not seen anything about this officially
MegaDosX: @spawnofhastur Think of it like people being needed on the planets for their abilities to come online
ghizmou: Sorry can't come to your event next Friday, busy crewing the planet
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: Do not send TEETH to MailTime
MegaDosX: !badadvice
LRRbot: Stick your hand in the teleporter.
LRRbot: Stock Up [2U] | Sorcery | Look at the top five cards of your library. Put two of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
DigitalSeahorse: why sack the land instead of it going back into hand?
CrossXhunteR: i think this is the first time ive seen stock up cast in canlander, either here or on ben's streams
LRRbot: Sensei's Divining Top [1] | Artifact | {1}: Look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. / {T}: Draw a card, then put this artifact on top of its owner's library.
BrowneePointz: yea no leaks. only thing we’ve seen is the sneak peek of the blue one with no text they tweeted out to tell the time for the debut stream
DigitalSeahorse:
hmm
CrossXhunteR: oh no, now he gets to top
JosVanTongeren: love me a good top!
LRRbot: Case of the Stashed Skeleton [1B] | Enchantment — Case | When this Case enters, create a 2/1 black Skeleton creature token and suspect it. / To solve — You control no suspected Skeletons. / Solved — {1}{B}, Sacrifice this Case: Search your library for a card, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Activate only as a sorcery.
Izandai: Fuck Karakas.
Micalovits: RIP Wheeler
DigitalSeahorse:
hehe 
CrossXhunteR: ooh, dimir commander next week
DigitalSeahorse: this ad be loud
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QuixoticScrivener: @CrossXhunteR Kathleen plays all four decks or I riot.
Stormgod519: @CrossXhunteR damn good to know that's happening; time to block off all of friday
definenull: Inb4 all 4 decks mill
emilevitt: the DIRGE?
emilevitt:
lamina5432: fireworks in my ear yay
Stormgod519: @DigitalSeahorse cheers
definenull: Henlo!
DigitalSeahorse:
DigitalSeahorse:
MegaDosX: What has Alex done
Izandai:
definenull: Oofa
thraximore:
DigitalSeahorse: oooooh what's this in bowl
sephyhallow: ALEX
Juliamon: I've seen worse
MegaDosX: Alright, that's just problem solving
DeM0nFiRe:
drcthulu: I salute your ingenuity
definenull: There is no such thing as food jail but...
UnknownFriday: A cross between a mocha and an affogato.
Mr_Bitterness: I can hear Serge screaming from here.
Jillexie: Genius
AugmentingPath: That's an affogato! (ish)
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Pywodwagon: Serge just woke up in a cold sweat
Aceviru: That's kinda good
sephyhallow: Yes, yes I am
ProcyonFlynn: I dunno, coffee+icecream is a classic.
ghizmou: serge's not here
Kentosaurus: Alex living his best life
freshmaker__: big brain tbh
sephyhallow: You fool
DigitalSeahorse:
Stormgod519: oh cutter
Stormgod519: OH
theamc2000: wubrg mactch
Fantusta: Happy Canada Jr. Day chat!
Mr_Bitterness: Get Alex a straw for his bowl of ice cream coffee
LRRbot: Meticulous Archive | Land — Plains Island | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, surveil 1.
MegaDosX: How appropriate to be playing Forth on the fourth
LRRbot: Winding Constrictor [BG] | Creature — Snake [2/3] | If one or more counters would be put on an artifact or creature you control, that many plus one of each of those kinds of counters are put on that permanent instead. / If you would get one or more counters, you get that many plus one of each of those kinds of counters instead.
spawnofhastur: Big Vivi => has to feel filthy
DigitalSeahorse:
spawnofhastur: Big Vivi => Forth, damnit
sephyhallow: Alex, you have created a child's affogato and I will never let you live it down
LRRbot: Windswept Heath | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Forest or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
DigitalSeahorse:
LRRbot: Cori-Steel Cutter [1R] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has trample and haste. / Flurry — Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, create a 1/1 white Monk creature token with prowess. You may attach this Equipment to it. / Equip {1}{R}
DigitalSeahorse:
Stormgod519: you stole Cori's cutter?
LRRbot: Gut Shot [{R/P}] | Instant | Gut Shot deals 1 damage to any target.
TheDevil_Risen: thank the lord for cori being banned
TheDevil_Risen:
Pywodwagon: if a magic content creator ever does anything incorrect, assume they did it on purpose fro engagement, and it is you who are the fool for playing into the trap
LoadingReadyRun: WotC knows that Cori is too powerful
TheDevil_Risen: nah, I like Cori
Izandai: I hate that I know Ben said that name wrong.
Stormgod519: @TheDevil_Risen and the 6 other cards. biggest ban announcement since mirrodin
MegaDosX: Cori too strong
TheDevil_Risen:
they even named a mountian after her
TheDevil_Risen: @Stormgod519 yeah IK im a standard goblin
LoadingReadyRun: @sephyhallow child's affogato sounds pretty tasty, tbh
MegaDosX: !card drown in ichor
LRRbot: Drown in Ichor [1B] | Sorcery | Target creature gets −4/−4 until end of turn. Proliferate.
LRRbot: Narnam Renegade [G] | Creature — Elf Warrior [1/2] | Deathtouch / Revolt — This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn.
LRRbot: Mental Misstep [{U/P}] | Instant | Counter target spell with mana value 1.
Fantusta: Sign me up for a child's affogato 100%
Stormgod519: @TheDevil_Risen I would play it more if I could
spawnofhastur: have we asked Cori where she got that steel cutter? It seems really good value.
sephyhallow: @LoadingReadyRun I didn't say it was bad. I said I'd never let him forget.
LRRbot: Consider [U] | Instant | Surveil 1. / Draw a card.
Izandai: *dies inside*
TheDevil_Risen: @Stormgod519 i just wish there was a WPN store near me so I could get the promos, there's been some bangers recently
MegaDosX: There's a reason it got banned in Standard
Dog_of_Myth: Yeah, it is a problem
LRRbot: Skullclamp [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/−1. / Whenever equipped creature dies, draw two cards. / Equip {1}
Stormgod519: oh god
Stormgod519: and the clamp...
MegaDosX: And last I heard people were concerned about it in other formats
Diabore: 4/2 and 4/4
MegaDosX: Bruh
TheDevil_Risen:
not going to be able to keep up soon tho, all of my redundancy money paper pre orders have been fulfilled so im stuck grinding on arena now
Diabore: some good beef
Diabore: thats why its banned
CrossXhunteR: ive had a glorious few days free from cutter math
30teracyte: yeah good card it turns out
embermage34: And now Alex understands why it got banned
Stormgod519: gross
Stormgod519: and the engine is still alive
LRRbot: Dark Ritual [B] | Instant | Add {B}{B}{B}.
MegaDosX:
Yeeeeaaaah it's a problem 
Stormgod519: oh boy...
LRRbot: Yawgmoth, Thran Physician [2BB] | Legendary Creature — Human Cleric [2/4] | Protection from Humans / Pay 1 life, Sacrifice another creature: Put a −1/−1 counter on up to one target creature and draw a card. / {B}{B}, Discard a card: Proliferate.
Aceviru: The Ben sound
LRRbot: Thundering Falls | Land — Island Mountain | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, surveil 1.
Diabore: does alex just have a bowl of cereal?
CrossXhunteR: it's an ice cream bar in a cup of coffee, i think
Scarbble: no, it's a dilly bar melted into coffee
TheDevil_Risen: I didn't hear you ben, those FALLS ARE LOUD :d
MegaDosX: Even better, it's coffee with a Dilly Bar in it
DigitalSeahorse:
bowl of Dilly coffee
CrossXhunteR: they were out of normal dairy, so he had to use the abnormal dairy
Scarbble: @CrossXhunteR lmao
MegaDosX: "Abnormal dairy" lmaoooooo
spawnofhastur: i just had to google what a dilly bar is
sephyhallow: Alex has sinned against man, God, and Serge
LRRbot: Lightning, Army of One [1RW] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [3/2] | First strike, trample, lifelink / Stagger — Whenever Lightning deals combat damage to a player, until your next turn, if a source would deal damage to that player or a permanent that player controls, it deals double that damage instead.
DigitalSeahorse:
MegaDosX: @sephyhallow Frankly I just call it problem solving
Diabore: ah, yeah, she got words
CrossXhunteR: i like this art treatment
TheDevil_Risen: i've been known to melt an ice cream bar into my coffee before, not so abnormal
Stormgod519: oh boy
thraximore: thankfully, a human
spawnofhastur: my current goal in life is to hit someone with lightning and then cast Price of Progress
LRRbot: Experiment One [G] | Creature — Human Ooze [1/1] | Evolve / Remove two +1/+1 counters from this creature: Regenerate it.
neisan2112: @spawnofhastur Thats evil and I love it
Diabore: i was very curious what card this was because i didnt recognize the art in bens hand
swaggytaco: classic
Sogheim: I haven't seen Experiment One in years
sephyhallow: @TheDevil_Risen A full DILLY BAR?
CrossXhunteR: if urza's saga was a spell, modern prowess might be different
TheDevil_Risen: @sephyhallow a full Peter's connoisseur mocha bar
definenull: Uh ohhh stinkyyyy
DigitalSeahorse: a fully dilly bar
sephyhallow: @TheDevil_Risen Oh dang so you doubled down on the coffee
TheDevil_Risen:
yeah
LRRbot: Ocelot Pride [W] | Creature — Cat [1/1] | First strike, lifelink / Ascend / At the beginning of your end step, if you gained life this turn, create a 1/1 white Cat creature token. Then if you have the city's blessing, for each token you control that entered this turn, create a token that's a copy of it.
MegaDosX: Well that's a card
TheDevil_Risen: the caramel one goes well too
CrossXhunteR: how does protection and trample work?
LRRbot: Assassin's Trophy [BG] | Instant | Destroy target permanent an opponent controls. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Stormgod519: thanks Nelly
Cavemanhar: land with a basic land type
CrossXhunteR: thanks coach
CrossXhunteR: ban chat
Stormgod519: basic land card
MegaDosX: Yawgmoth blocking Lightning for instance
Diabore: @Cavemanhar no thats boseiju youre thinking of
MegaDosX: Also yeah this is Trophy not Boseiju
Stormgod519: @Cavemanhar boseiju
sephyhallow: @TheDevil_Risen My brain is just wondering what consistency the chocolate became in the coffee. Is it like an oil slick on the top?
LRRbot: Lyse Hext [1WU] | Legendary Creature — Human Rebel Monk [2/2] | Prowess / Noncreature spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. / As long as you've cast two or more noncreature spells this turn, Lyse Hext has double strike.
Cavemanhar: was thinking of bisexual for some reason
MegaDosX: Oh that's not a when that's an as long as
Izandai: bisexual
MegaDosX: Neat
Cavemanhar: bosejui
Izandai: I figured lol
Stormgod519: yes
freshmaker__: calling that land bisexual is hilarious
Stormgod519: the card draw is put of the same clause
MegaDosX: @Cavemanhar Pride Month was last month unfortunately
Cavemanhar: dang autocorrect
LRRbot: Yawgmoth, Thran Physician [2BB] | Legendary Creature — Human Cleric [2/4] | Protection from Humans / Pay 1 life, Sacrifice another creature: Put a −1/−1 counter on up to one target creature and draw a card. / {B}{B}, Discard a card: Proliferate.
Diabore: yeah thats a whole ass ability
TheDevil_Risen: @sephyhallow mixed well enough its like dropping a piece of dark chocolate in and mixing well, water just needs to be hot enough
Stormgod519: @MegaDosX pride is forever
LRRbot: Apostle's Blessing [1{W/P}] | Instant | Target artifact or creature you control gains protection from artifacts or from the color of your choice until end of turn.
Stormgod519: yes
Stormgod519: it will fizzle
Teslamat: @Stormgod519 facts
DigitalSeahorse:
here kitty kitty
MegaDosX: @Stormgod519 Nah this is Wrath Month
Diabore: whos blessed
freshmaker__: anyway.. whenever i think something is wrong in a magic game, i go and read all the words on all the cards like 3 times before typing in chat lol
Stormgod519: @MegaDosX Same thing?
Diabore: kitty is blessed
definenull: Is clamping the cat just giving them head scritches?
MegaDosX: Gus no
MegaDosX: Jeskai decks can be like that
LRRbot: Oran-Rief Ooze [2G] | Creature — Ooze [2/2] | When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. / Whenever this creature attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on each attacking creature with a +1/+1 counter on it.
drcthulu: lisse was on the stack though
LoadingReadyRun:
Yawgnoth seems like someone who would be allergic to cats
DigitalSeahorse: ooooooooze
CrossXhunteR: ben has drawn approximately 1 million cards so far this game
DigitalSeahorse:
hi oooze
Diabore: cmon removal
MegaDosX: I'd be curious to see the comparative library sizes right now
LRRbot: Ponder [U] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. You may shuffle. / Draw a card.
Aceviru: His right our left
Stormgod519: oh noooooooo
Izandai: BIG CHEATS
Dog_of_Myth: So he did brainstorm wrong sort of
Stormgod519: still pretty good
DigitalSeahorse: woops
CrossXhunteR: @MegaDosX i think alex has 86 left, and ben is like 75-70, or thereabouts
Teslamat: move the cheat step
Izandai: @Dog_of_Myth It was wrong that he Brainstormed.
TristalMTG: You can Ponder wrong?
LoadingReadyRun:
He brainstormed correctly, just at the wrong time
DigitalSeahorse: lol
Aceviru: Lol
CrossXhunteR: !card yawgmoth
LRRbot: Found 17 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
TheDevil_Risen:
@LoadingReadyRun 
zoroslegend: He needs the Otter half of his deck
ChargingFurret: !card yawgmoth thran physician
LRRbot: Yawgmoth, Thran Physician [2BB] | Legendary Creature — Human Cleric [2/4] | Protection from Humans / Pay 1 life, Sacrifice another creature: Put a −1/−1 counter on up to one target creature and draw a card. / {B}{B}, Discard a card: Proliferate.
tronisbad: HELLO FRIENDS
Stormgod519: no way
LRRbot: Treasure Cruise [7U] | Sorcery | Delve / Draw three cards.
Stormgod519: I called it
LRRbot: Path to Exile [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
tronisbad: i need yall to know im so canlander pilled now since knowing you can play power
sephyhallow: Oh, my favourite!
CrossXhunteR: this board is no longer stalled
Stormgod519: @tronisbad oh yeah
xElMerYx: DAMN BOY! now THAT's a beard!
LoadingReadyRun: @tronisbad it is a fun format
Deity091: !card lighning army
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Deity091: !card lightning army
LRRbot: Lightning, Army of One [1RW] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [3/2] | First strike, trample, lifelink / Stagger — Whenever Lightning deals combat damage to a player, until your next turn, if a source would deal damage to that player or a permanent that player controls, it deals double that damage instead.
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Stormgod519: it cant go face
LRRbot: Lightning Helix [RW] | Instant | Lightning Helix deals 3 damage to any target and you gain 3 life.
ChargingFurret: lightning has LIFELINK?
Izandai:
Dog_of_Myth:
Stormgod519: oh hey, another mox...
ChargingFurret: shes so GOOD
LRRbot: Ledger Shredder [1U] | Creature — Bird Advisor [1/3] | Flying / Whenever a player casts their second spell each turn, this creature connives.
CrossXhunteR: oh, did ben gain 4 from lifelink
DigitalSeahorse: this coffee of Alex's reminds me of those chocolate candy drinks like Rolo milk
TherapyforNarwhals: Not bad for a blind hand!
MegaDosX: Her first strike is relevant there
freshmaker__: no, Hope's a different guy.
MegaDosX: And then yeah burn and such
UtilityPunk: Yeah, Lightning is scary with double-strike
r10pez10: i should put a dilly bar in a hot chocolate
GasCityGaming: @r10pez10 that appeals to me more than it should
lamina5432: so many with pyro in the name
Aceviru: They should do a segment called "does it dilly bar"
DigitalSeahorse:
imagine nut covered dilly bar coffee
DigitalSeahorse:
CrossXhunteR: wasnt paying attention, was it the new jenova skullclamp?
r10pez10: GasCityGaming one of the specialty chocolate chains here does hot and colds, which is basically an affogato but with chocolate and icecream
neisan2112: Yeah RB wizards is so good. I love it
GasCityGaming: @r10pez10 that sounds absolutely brilliant
QuixoticScrivener: So sad that there are all these new pingers, and they aren't UR.
Stormgod519: one might call it "Blitzard"
MegaDosX: !card balmor
LRRbot: Balmor, Battlemage Captain [UR] | Legendary Creature — Bird Wizard [1/3] | Flying / Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain trample until end of turn.
r10pez10: wizball
Gekyouryuu: Grixis deck, call it "Red, Blue, Black Mages"
Teslamat: !card Ob Nixilis, Captive Kingpin
LRRbot: Ob Nixilis, Captive Kingpin [2BR] | Legendary Creature — Demon [4/3] | Flying, trample / Whenever one or more opponents each lose exactly 1 life, put a +1/+1 counter on Ob Nixilis. Exile the top card of your library. Until your next end step, you may play that card.
CrossXhunteR: was Ob in OTJ?
MegaDosX: Holy shit
Teslamat: @CrossXhunteR no
CrossXhunteR: balmor?
LRRbot: Grief [2BB] | Creature — Elemental Incarnation [3/2] | Menace / When this creature enters, target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. / Evoke—Exile a black card from your hand.
Stormgod519: @CrossXhunteR Aftermath
MegaDosX: Snapping off Grief
DigitalSeahorse:
you sure do
LRRbot: Reanimate [B] | Sorcery | Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. You lose life equal to its mana value.
Stormgod519: oh hell yeah
LRRbot: Boggart Trawler [2B] (back: Boggart Bog) | Creature — Goblin [3/1] | When this creature enters, exile target player's graveyard.
CrossXhunteR: he's doing it
Stormgod519: big scam time
MegaDosX: Nelson holy shit
r10pez10: wtf
GasCityGaming: this is several oofs
LRRbot: Windswept Heath | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Forest or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
neisan2112: Nelson also at 13
DigitalSeahorse: neat looking card for a sad thing
r10pez10: that is disgusting
LRRbot: Dragon's Rage Channeler [R] | Creature — Human Shaman [1/1] | Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, surveil 1. / Delirium — As long as there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, this creature gets +2/+2, has flying, and attacks each combat if able.
Stormgod519: oh hey
CrossXhunteR: hey darcy
Stormgod519: DRC
Drum0_0: Nelson should be at 13.
Stormgod519: no
LRRbot: Clearwater Pathway (back: Murkwater Pathway) | Land | {T}: Add {U}.
Stormgod519: its the "everything you're doing feels unfair"
couchboyj: Nelson would like to talk about your deck's extended warranty
LRRbot: Psychic Frog [UB] | Creature — Frog [1/2] | Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player or planeswalker, draw a card. / Discard a card: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. / Exile three cards from your graveyard: This creature gains flying until end of turn.
CrossXhunteR: i assumed the hand stripping was related to the scam
gibbousm: I know I haven't been watching much Let's Nope lately because I don't care much for The Last of Us, but wow has Ben's beard come in
Dog_of_Myth: Nelson is coming out swinging
Aceviru: Grief v Drc. Please, I watch canlander to get away from modern
Stormgod519: infamously done with Fury and Grief in formats like Modern using stuff like Ephemerate to keep the creature and get multiple uses of it
CrossXhunteR: at least hopeless nightmare got banned in standard
DragonMZ: I always thought the "Scam" was you're supposed to lose the Grief but you get it back
MegaDosX: This is an incredible first two turns holy crap
Drum0_0: This is scary.
Pywodwagon: or you can be a coward like wizards and refuse to call it anything but Rakdos Evoke
Stormgod519: @DragonMZ that's largely a part of it; and it feels unfair every time
r10pez10: is scam related to scum
ArcOfTheConclave: scam is "I'm doing something powerfully unfair"
r10pez10: or spam
LRRbot: Hallowed Fountain | Land — Plains Island | As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
DigitalSeahorse:
froge
MegaDosX:
Talking about scamming
LRRbot: Elegant Parlor | Land — Mountain Plains | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, surveil 1.
LoadingReadyRun:
anyone else keep seeing the psychic frog's tongue as a leg?
dekutula: what's ben's angel card?
r10pez10: yes paul lmao
Stormgod519: oh boy
Aceviru: Yes
ChargingFurret: !card balmor battlemage
LRRbot: Balmor, Battlemage Captain [UR] | Legendary Creature — Bird Wizard [1/3] | Flying / Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain trample until end of turn.
CrossXhunteR: @LoadingReadyRun that's not the leg?
dekutula: thanks!
LRRbot: Seeker of the Way [1W] | Creature — Human Warrior [2/2] | Prowess / Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gains lifelink until end of turn.
LRRbot: Balmor, Battlemage Captain [UR] | Legendary Creature — Bird Wizard [1/3] | Flying / Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain trample until end of turn.
freshmaker__: seeky jiki
LRRbot: Opposition Agent [2B] | Creature — Human Rogue [3/2] | Flash / You control your opponents while they're searching their libraries. / While an opponent is searching their library, they exile each card they find. You may play those cards for as long as they remain exiled, and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast them.
definenull: Tbf that alt art make it look more angelic
LRRbot: Daze [1U] | Instant | You may return an Island you control to its owner's hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Counter target spell unless its controller pays {1}.
jwholla: I kind of like the stained glass art
LithelyUnshod: Moxfield will randomly change printings on me sometimes
LoadingReadyRun: the stained glass art is pretty nice
LRRbot: Swords to Plowshares [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
LRRbot: Shadowspear [1] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has trample and lifelink. / {1}: Permanents your opponents control lose hexproof and indestructible until end of turn. / Equip {2}
QuixoticScrivener: Balmor is the only Legendary Wizard "Captain" which is surprising, considering the number of Wizard Pirates.
dekutula: wizards feel like a very second in command creature type
LRRbot: Springheart Nantuko [1G] | Enchantment Creature — Insect Monk [1/1] | Bestow {1}{G} / Enchanted creature gets +1/+1. / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, you may pay {1}{G} if this permanent is attached to a creature you control. If you do, create a token that's a copy of that creature. If you didn't create a token this way, create a 1/1 green Insect creature token.
LoadingReadyRun: @LithelyUnshod I've noticed that. I think it tends to happen more often with special/alt printings
Stormgod519: oh god
definenull: Oh my
spawnofhastur: Vivi and Harmonic Prodigy is funny
DigitalSeahorse:
I like this old timey card of sepia sketch
Stormgod519: bestow upon this Grief
MegaDosX: What's funny is that if Nelson hadn't crunched himself for seven on that first turn they'd be at equal life totals
LRRbot: Defiant Strike [W] | Instant | Target creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn. / Draw a card.
DigitalSeahorse: also, panic attack, why? nothing has changed today?
Stormgod519: damn
DragonMZ: Good comeback
Dog_of_Myth:
CrossXhunteR: a core set common
dekutula: nice comeback
definenull: This prowess line is super cool
DigitalSeahorse:
KamikaziManiac: Good ol common ftw
MegaDosX: Oh hey Defiant Strike won a Canlander game
Stormgod519: did Wheeler bounce?
CrossXhunteR: wheeler is being done with what they will
DigitalSeahorse:
mmmmm
definenull: But it draws a card for W
LRRbot: Pelt Collector [G] | Creature — Elf Warrior [1/1] | Whenever another creature you control enters or dies, if that creature's power is greater than this creature's, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. / As long as this creature has three or more +1/+1 counters on it, it has trample.
LRRbot: Nature's Rhythm [XGG] | Sorcery | Search your library for a creature card with mana value X or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. / Harmonize {X}{G}{G}{G}{G}
definenull: It's so neat
ChargingFurret: nature's rhythm is so cool
LRRbot: Greenwheel Liberator [1G] | Creature — Elf Warrior [2/1] | Revolt — This creature enters with two +1/+1 counters on it if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn.
LRRbot: Urza's Saga | Enchantment Land — Urza's Saga | I — This Saga gains "{T}: Add {C}." / II — This Saga gains "{2}, {T}: Create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with 'This token gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control.'" / III — Search your library for an artifact card with mana cost {0} or {1}, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Sentinel of the Nameless City [2G] | Creature — Merfolk Warrior Scout [3/4] | Vigilance / Whenever this creature enters or attacks, create a Map token.
DigitalSeahorse:
it has toe beans 
Stormgod519: this card is fun
LRRbot: Inquisition of Kozilek [B] | Sorcery | Target player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it with mana value 3 or less. That player discards that card.
LRRbot: The One Ring [4] | Legendary Artifact | Indestructible / When The One Ring enters, if you cast it, you gain protection from everything until your next turn. / At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life for each burden counter on The One Ring. / {T}: Put a burden counter on The One Ring, then draw a card for each burden counter on The One Ring.
LRRbot: Umezawa's Jitte [2] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage, put two charge counters on Umezawa's Jitte. / Remove a charge counter from Umezawa's Jitte: Choose one — / • Equipped creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. / • Target creature gets −1/−1 until end of turn. / • You gain 2 life. / Equip {2}
noSmokeFire: yeet the jitt
DigitalSeahorse: half a sai almost
Stormgod519: closer to like 75% of a Sai
DigitalSeahorse: slightly bent one
LRRbot: Duress [B] | Sorcery | Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a noncreature, nonland card from it. That player discards that card.
Stormgod519: *Urborg in play*
CrossXhunteR: i just ordered some sentinels of the nameless city the other day for a standard deck, even though i won't be able to play it post-rotation due to lands
thraximore:
thanks, I genuinely missed it
DigitalSeahorse: hehe
LRRbot: Abrupt Decay [BG] | Instant | This spell can't be countered. / Destroy target nonland permanent with mana value 3 or less.
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: the white zone is for loading and unloading and unloading only
Stormgod519: damn
DigitalSeahorse:
noSmokeFire: I'd really love if there was a scrolling news chyron for Urborg
DigitalSeahorse:
thraximore: the other elf revolter
definenull: beep boop
Izandai: @noSmokeFire They had one before.
LRRbot: Mox Emerald [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {G}.
LoadingReadyRun:
@noSmokeFire I did that once, for a remote canlander stream where it kept coming up
LRRbot: Ignoble Hierarch [G] | Creature — Goblin Shaman [0/1] | Exalted / {T}: Add {B}, {R}, or {G}.
Stormgod519: it made the highlights
LRRbot: Deep-Cavern Bat [1B] | Creature — Bat [1/1] | Flying, lifelink / When this creature enters, look at target opponent's hand. You may exile a nonland card from it until this creature leaves the battlefield.
DigitalSeahorse: shhhh don't jinx it's freeness
LRRbot: Knight of the Ebon Legion [B] | Creature — Vampire Knight [1/2] | {2}{B}: This creature gets +3/+3 and gains deathtouch until end of turn. / At the beginning of your end step, if a player lost 4 or more life this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
LRRbot: The One Ring [4] | Legendary Artifact | Indestructible / When The One Ring enters, if you cast it, you gain protection from everything until your next turn. / At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life for each burden counter on The One Ring. / {T}: Put a burden counter on The One Ring, then draw a card for each burden counter on The One Ring.
LoadingReadyRun: is the Ebon Legion related to the Order of the Ebon Hand?
CrossXhunteR: perfect mana
LRRbot: Mox Diamond [0] | Artifact | If this artifact would enter, you may discard a land card instead. If you do, put this artifact onto the battlefield. If you don't, put it into its owner's graveyard. / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
sourandsublimes: that was hot
sourandsublimes: lol
iPsyop: lol.. just draws mox +land off the clamp XD
definenull: yeah that turn was spicy, getting two moxen* in one turn
Stormgod519: oh boy
hattingston: Did Nelson play Verdant Catacombs that same turn? I might be missing something
CrossXhunteR: @hattingston that's what i was thinking
CrossXhunteR: but too late now
Stormgod519: help me forget MH3 exists (I just opened a Tamiyo from a Booster Box I got on my Birthday)
Drum0_0: @CrossXhunteR I also think he did, but I wasn't sure.
DigitalSeahorse:
weenie 
definenull: all that's missing is a shadowspear
LRRbot: Ramunap Excavator [2G] | Creature — Snake Cleric [2/3] | You may play lands from your graveyard.
hattingston: @CrossXhunteR True lol
DigitalSeahorse: ack
DigitalSeahorse: nuuuu
DigitalSeahorse: snek
DigitalSeahorse:
CrossXhunteR: is the bead on the saga for chapters, or some other counter?
definenull: have we just sees all of nelly's points?
definenull: *seen
RecursiveAcronym: @Drum0_0 i think so, but he also skipped his land drop the turn before i think when we know he had the verdant catacombs, so like. its definitely too late and i think it all comes out in the wash
LRRbot: Reanimate [B] | Sorcery | Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. You lose life equal to its mana value.
LoadingReadyRun:
You would think that someone with so many maps would come up with a name for the city
Aceviru: Just cast Sheoldred ez
DigitalSeahorse: the city of Nelson?
iPsyop: I feel like nelly wins in less than 5 turns
sourandsublimes i think lrr just brainstormed a new format lol
CrossXhunteR: @iPsyop i'd hope, from this position
MegaDosX: I wonder how often it happens where someone manages to play all of their points in one game
definenull: oh right jitte isn't pointed any more
CrossXhunteR: @MegaDosX i imagine thoracle combo decks might
TristalMTG: pretty often if you're on ancestral
CrossXhunteR: is recall 7?
sourandsublimes: 8
TristalMTG: ocho
CrossXhunteR: that's many
MegaDosX:
Ok well that's cheating
TristalMTG: whereas Ochu is zero points, because it's bad
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LRRbot: Nature's Rhythm [XGG] | Sorcery | Search your library for a creature card with mana value X or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. / Harmonize {X}{G}{G}{G}{G}
definenull: this is huge
definenull: find target questing beast \j
Stormgod519: oh right...
sourandsublimes lol nah dude
DigitalSeahorse:
beans
CrossXhunteR: stupid bird
LRRbot: Nadu, Winged Wisdom [1GU] | Legendary Creature — Bird Wizard [3/4] | Flying / Creatures you control have "Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability, reveal the top card of your library. If it's a land card, put it onto the battlefield. Otherwise, put it into your hand. This ability triggers only twice each turn."
iPsyop: sheoldred straight up wins here no ?
Stormgod519: oh nooooooooooo
definenull: 8 points on the field now
DigitalSeahorse: birb
MegaDosX: They had so many off ramps when designing this card that they could've taken to make it not busted, and they cheerfully drove past each one
DigitalSeahorse: an ibii
Mustang_Redcloak:
thraximore:
sourandsublimes: sheoldreed draw 3 off ring would be better no?
sourandsublimes: oof
Stormgod519: no shelly
LRRbot: Exsanguinator Cavalry [2B] | Creature — Vampire Knight [2/3] | Menace, lifelink / Whenever a Knight you control deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature and create a Blood token.
Stormgod519: right
Stormgod519: Nadu also has a keyword...
CrossXhunteR: not just a bird. a stupid bird
Stormgod519: for some fucking reason
sephyhallow: That's really sweet to let someone understand their own monstrosity, Nelly
CrossXhunteR: @Stormgod519 and it's a 3/4
Stormgod519: @CrossXhunteR with further upside
Stormgod519: for 3 fucking mana
Stormgod519: there's like 20 points of "change this card to help with balancing" that are on taht thing
LRRbot: Shadowspear [1] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has trample and lifelink. / {1}: Permanents your opponents control lose hexproof and indestructible until end of turn. / Equip {2}
definenull: yep.
HydroTwin: Ben, how was you and Serge's adventure to Vancouver last weekend? Saw you guys on the livestream and nearly got whiplash from a double take
neisan2112: Its also a card that triggers Nadu
spawnofhastur: Nadu: designed to be good in Commander. Also Nadu: immediately gets banned in Commander.
definenull: time to ping pong equipment across nelly's board and accrue value
Stormgod519: @spawnofhastur designed to be pushed in commander
spawnofhastur: @Stormgod519 hey, those packs don't sell themselves.
Izandai: @Stormgod519 None of which would meaningfully change the card's power level in the format where it was a serious problem.
Bengineering: @hydrotwin it was so fun! Really glad we got to go
Stormgod519: @spawnofhastur They have the fetches in them!
Stormgod519: they have 3 eldrazi titans in them
definenull: and today we learned why several cards are banned in their formats
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MookGB: Did Ben leave?
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DigitalSeahorse: LOL
CrossXhunteR: over/under chat being wrong about the game state or words on a card during this game: 3 times
TheDevil_Risen:
yeah pretty much
Stormgod519: Ben, this isn't a Canlander question, but I'm eager to know what you're gonna do with Vehicles being able to occupy the CZ now
sephyhallow: If it's so good, finish the damn thing
MegaDosX: Isn't that an actual coffee you can get, that has a scoop of ice cream in it?
OldUncleDan: I still maintain the idea of using soft serve mix for lattes.
Izandai: @Stormgod519 Not even. They had a design that was cool and probably totally fine, and then it was *redesigned* because there were concerns the original design would be *annoying* in Commander.
spawnofhastur: Happy Forth of Eorlingas to those who celebrate
MegaDosX: Not just a frappucino
DigitalSeahorse: ohmy diry AND forbidden
sephyhallow:
DigitalSeahorse: heheheh
sephyhallow: I feel a new Commander deck coming on...
CrossXhunteR: there just aren't really any good ones
OldUncleDan: That's right! All will bow to my Parahelion II deck!!!!!
iPsyop: basically any legendary permanent with a power and toughness box
Stormgod519: @CrossXhunteR high key disagree
Mustang_Redcloak: parhelion II
Stormgod519: @OldUncleDan I just ordered the cards for mine lol
lamina5432: allows some new permanent play
MegaDosX: Esika's Chariot could be fun
spawnofhastur: i am annoyed that planets are counted as stations.
definenull: parhelion
HadesLeprechaun: Prydwyn seems a lot of fun!
couchboyj: Cat car could be fun
TheDevil_Risen: i wish it was all so i could have my Rolling Hamsphere as a commander
Mindfire13: The Belligerent
HadesLeprechaun: Jackdaw and The Belligerent
MegaDosX: !card esika's chariot
LRRbot: Esika's Chariot [3G] | Legendary Artifact — Vehicle [4/4] | When Esika's Chariot enters, create two 2/2 green Cat creature tokens. / Whenever Esika's Chariot attacks, create a token that's a copy of target token you control. / Crew 4
iPsyop: yeah esika's chariot is
HydroTwin: The one not a creature than I think an argument could be made now, is Kaito, Bane of Nightmares
zoroslegend: The Weatherlights in charge now
UtilityPunk: Spirited Away Catbus coming to a command zone near you
Gekyouryuu:
so, if legendary vehicles can be commanders, how long until Universes Beyond: Knight Rider?
freshmaker__: yshtola vehicles is the real cat car deck.
LRRbot: Delver of Secrets [U] (back: Insectile Aberration) | Creature — Human Wizard [1/1] | At the beginning of your upkeep, look at the top card of your library. You may reveal that card. If an instant or sorcery card is revealed this way, transform this creature.
spawnofhastur: @Gekyouryuu Mad Max
CrossXhunteR: that card on the far right of ben's hand. hell yeah
Stormgod519: Parhellion II, Esika's Charriot, Weatherlight, Jackdaw, Belligerent, Grond, The Indomitable, all ones that made me immediately want to brew them
LRRbot: Chrome Mox [0] | Artifact | Imprint — When this artifact enters, you may exile a nonartifact, nonland card from your hand. / {T}: Add one mana of any of the exiled card's colors.
LRRbot: Pawpatch Recruit [G] | Creature — Rabbit Warrior [2/1] | Offspring {2} / Trample / Whenever a creature you control becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control other than that creature.
definenull: someone has to be brewing an argosy deck
definenull: for the memes
couchboyj: Esika is a one car only kinda girl. Cats, on the other hand...
UnknownFriday: Now I'm in Magical Christmasland of wanting to equip an Esika's Chariot with Helm of the Host.
DigitalSeahorse: is that a tentacle in a jar?
CrossXhunteR: pulled that lightning fast
Stormgod519: Hell, I have the cards for a Parhellion list on the way, and I also have a list for Esika's Chariot too
Aceviru:
Can't wait to build The Last Ride as my commander
spawnofhastur: I want to see someone doing the Soul Cauldron transform combo with Ulitmecia
Stormgod519: @Aceviru that one is also fun
CrossXhunteR: pawpatch recruit, a card i loved to run earlier in the year when dimir was a big problem in standard
LRRbot: Spawn of Mayhem [2BB] | Creature — Demon [4/4] | Spectacle {1}{B}{B} / Flying, trample / At the beginning of your upkeep, this creature deals 1 damage to each player. Then if you have 10 or less life, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
MegaDosX: Oh shit
LRRbot: Mana Leak [1U] | Instant | Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}.
MegaDosX: Yo was not expecting Spawn of Mayhem
Stormgod519: no you're on jeskai, Ben
spawnofhastur: i remember spawn of mayhem. i think he's my third cousin.
LRRbot: Prismatic Vista | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
DigitalSeahorse: frig
TheDevil_Risen: Windows Vista?
Stormgod519: WoTC, please reprint Prismatic Vista like 5 times in a row!
Stormgod519: oh boy
LRRbot: Teferi, Time Raveler [1WU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Teferi [4] | Each opponent can cast spells only any time they could cast a sorcery. / [+1]: Until your next turn, you may cast sorcery spells as though they had flash. / [−3]: Return up to one target artifact, creature, or enchantment to its owner's hand. Draw a card.
Stormgod519: 3feri
MegaDosX: Ugh
ThorSokar: Vista there over in the corner going "I don't look so bad now do I!"
MegaDosX: Hate this card
definenull: cheevo!
LRRbot: Cankerbloom [1G] | Creature — Phyrexian Fungus [3/2] | {1}, Sacrifice this creature: Choose one — / • Destroy target artifact. / • Destroy target enchantment. / • Proliferate.
DigitalSeahorse: tight
jwholla: Ben’s basics are beautiful
LRRbot: Cori-Steel Cutter [1R] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has trample and haste. / Flurry — Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, create a 1/1 white Monk creature token with prowess. You may attach this Equipment to it. / Equip {1}{R}
Stormgod519: oh cutter
LRRbot: Lyse Hext [1WU] | Legendary Creature — Human Rebel Monk [2/2] | Prowess / Noncreature spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. / As long as you've cast two or more noncreature spells this turn, Lyse Hext has double strike.
DigitalSeahorse:
cankerbloom? quick use a Fisherman's Friend on it! no really it works
Stormgod519: oh right, it has flurry...
Teslamat: @jwholla Unfinity basics
OldUncleDan: Is that a FF card?
Stormgod519: @OldUncleDan cutter?
Stormgod519: or Lyse?
Teslamat: @OldUncleDan cutter is dragonstorm
OldUncleDan: @Stormgod519 Lyse.
Teslamat: @OldUncleDan yes ff
Xavorin: Lyse is a FF14 character
Stormgod519: you did
TristalMTG: Lyse is pronounced "Lyse"
Stormgod519: you took 3
ThorSokar: you were at 15
Gekyouryuu: @OldUncleDan in the FF14 commander deck
Stormgod519: you went from 15 to 12
LRRbot: Dryad Sophisticate [1G] | Creature — Dryad [2/1] | Nonbasic landwalk
iPsyop: you were at 15 off the sacred foundary
definenull: all good! doing math on stream is tough
Stormgod519: don't apologize if you have nothing to apologize for
Stormgod519: oh boy...
MrKrag: you monster
Stormgod519: is it really summer because it just got cold in here
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Pywodwagon: ben I thought you enjoyed getting mana denied
MegaDosX: Is that Winter Orb
Stormgod519: @definenull is it technically before 11?
DigitalSeahorse:
MegaDosX: Alex why
definenull:
@Stormgod519 it is in my timezone
DigitalSeahorse:
Alex why not?
Stormgod519: @definenull its before 11 somewhere in the world...
Stormgod519: I should probably make dinner...
LRRbot: Ponder [U] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. You may shuffle. / Draw a card.
Gekyouryuu: I saw a tiktok of someone making the Homer Simpson hedge meme out of lego
Gekyouryuu: it moved and everything
LRRbot: Helping Hand [W] | Sorcery | Return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.
DigitalSeahorse:
iPsyop: lyse also has prowess
freshmaker__: hell yeah. love helping hand.
DigitalSeahorse:
another kitty!
MegaDosX: !card lyse hext
LRRbot: Lyse Hext [1WU] | Legendary Creature — Human Rebel Monk [2/2] | Prowess / Noncreature spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. / As long as you've cast two or more noncreature spells this turn, Lyse Hext has double strike.
MegaDosX: Oh hell
LRRbot: Lyse Hext [1WU] | Legendary Creature — Human Rebel Monk [2/2] | Prowess / Noncreature spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. / As long as you've cast two or more noncreature spells this turn, Lyse Hext has double strike.
Mustang_Redcloak:
She gets prowess too
Stormgod519: She has prowess?!?
definenull: magic 2025: forgetting the keywords ability
MegaDosX: And her double strike text isn't even a trigger I don't think, since she says "as long as" not "when"
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
iPsyop: @Stormgod519 oh yeah she do
DigitalSeahorse: eep
Izandai: @Gekyouryuu That is excellent.
iPsyop: yeah here second ability isn't a trigger either XD
LRRbot: Monstrous Rage [R] | Instant | Target creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn. Create a Monster Role token attached to it.
definenull: LMAO
definenull: this is gonna hurt
spawnofhastur: ever cankerbloom'd your own winter orb?
Stormgod519: AND RAGE!?!
MegaDosX: Ben just like "oh hey these got banned, time to play them in Canlander"
MrGibberish: Question: does that make lyse's last line a state based action?
Stormgod519: welcome to the "recently banned in other formats" episoder
DigitalSeahorse: xD
DigitalSeahorse: aww
Pywodwagon: @MrGibberish it's just a status she has
Stormgod519: @MrGibberish state-based effect
definenull: winter orb doesn't really perform well against v cheap spells huh
Diabore: im guessing wheeler ran the table and had to leave?
zoroslegend: Is there an Embercleave in the list?
iPsyop: turns out Prowess being a hyper efficient aggro strategy outraces winterorb
spawnofhastur: @Diabore with time vault, yeah
MegaDosX:
@Stormgod519 Along similar lines, I've had vague thoughts towards building a Commander deck, probably with Kenrith as commander, featuring all the Throne of Eldraine cards that got banned
MrGibberish: OK thanks.. does the double strike last for that turn, or longer?
Stormgod519: @MegaDosX oh joy
OldUncleDan: Silly idea: Bant Flash with Winter Orb and Wilderness Reclimation.
spawnofhastur: Is the list on Cloud, Midgar Mercenary?
spawnofhastur: I can't spell that word.
MrGibberish: Because I don't see "until end of turn"
iPsyop: embercleave is kinda just more a winmore card in a prowess deck
MegaDosX: !card lyse hext
LRRbot: Lyse Hext [1WU] | Legendary Creature — Human Rebel Monk [2/2] | Prowess / Noncreature spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. / As long as you've cast two or more noncreature spells this turn, Lyse Hext has double strike.
CrossXhunteR: i wanted the drake hatcher to come out last game, but the winter orb really stymied things
Scarbble: @MrGibberish "this turn"
Stormgod519: okay I gotta get food and drink
Stormgod519: im dying over here
spawnofhastur: If you put the Cutter on cloud you get double tokens!
iPsyop: nobody is using karakas on the double white cloud
iPsyop: unless it's their own cloud
MegaDosX: I will say, I've been tossing around a few ideas for an Izzet Commander deck, and this is making me lean towards Balmor with all this Prowess nonsense
Stormgod519: @iPsyop what about my own?
MrGibberish: I figured. Thanks. Still strong effect
zoroslegend: What were your points again?
iPsyop: @Stormgod519 yeah unless it's your own
spawnofhastur: Down here in 7PHland I'm playing a Mardu deck built around Cloud + Clamp
CrossXhunteR: cruise and 4th
QuixoticScrivener: @MegaDosX Bria is also good for prowess nonsense.
scrambled_doot: Saga i think you said earlier?\
Gekyouryuu: "Fourth pointed ligma"
iPsyop: fourth or dig are good in this deck fourth is probably going to do more on average
spawnofhastur: also Forth Eorlingas is *very* silly with Vivi
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LRRbot: Legion Stronghold (front: Legion Leadership) | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {R} or {W}.
LRRbot: Urza's Saga | Enchantment Land — Urza's Saga | I — This Saga gains "{T}: Add {C}." / II — This Saga gains "{2}, {T}: Create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with 'This token gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control.'" / III — Search your library for an artifact card with mana cost {0} or {1}, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
MegaDosX: @QuixoticScrivener She is, she's also a lot more expensive and I'm trying to stick to a budget >_>
LRRbot: Chthonian Nightmare [1B] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, you get {E}{E}{E}. / Pay X {E}, Sacrifice a creature, Return this enchantment to its owner's hand: Return target creature card with mana value X from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only as a sorcery.
definenull: turn 1 4 points? geez
LRRbot: Stoneforge Mystic [1W] | Creature — Kor Artificer [1/2] | When this creature enters, you may search your library for an Equipment card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / {1}{W}, {T}: You may put an Equipment card from your hand onto the battlefield.
MegaDosX: Nelson sticking to the gameplan of "play all my points as fast as possible"
spawnofhastur: In your deck I think Cloud is better than SFM - better statline for aggro and you're probably playing most of your equipment the normal way
definenull: turns out, pointed cards win games
spawnofhastur: and then you have the option of clamping the twink for 4 cards
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LRRbot: Ramunap Excavator [2G] | Creature — Snake Cleric [2/3] | You may play lands from your graveyard.
MegaDosX: @spawnofhastur Nobody's ever said that before
definenull: what a cursed phrase
LRRbot: Astrologian's Planisphere [1U] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature is a Wizard in addition to its other types and has "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell and whenever you draw your third card each turn, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature." / Diana — Equip {2}
spawnofhastur: I've been brewing around Cloud + Skullclamp for a while so... yeah.
CrossXhunteR: i have this card in a sultai otters standard deck. it's real neat
MegaDosX: Saga trigger
definenull: uh oh
CrossXhunteR: oh no, i've seen this movie before
CrossXhunteR: 4 mana
definenull: here it comes
Dog_of_Myth: Here come the bird crimes.
definenull: i feel like they need that helper graphic the pro tour uses
Pywodwagon: I left one in the moonbase from the top 8 probably (in the garbage)
CrossXhunteR: lightning greaves needs a second creature because of the shroud
Days_one: does shuko work as a good barrier between 2 and 0? 1 being what its currently attached to?
LRRbot: Mox Emerald [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {G}.
LRRbot: Grief [2BB] | Creature — Elemental Incarnation [3/2] | Menace / When this creature enters, target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. / Evoke—Exile a black card from your hand.
circusofkirkus: so we've seen 8 of nelly's points so far? (7 played)
circusofkirkus: and there's 8
MegaDosX: Good lord Nelson
circusofkirkus: and nadu
definenull: just 1 point remaining
spawnofhastur: does nelly's list have a dryad arbor?
Pywodwagon: @spawnofhastur neither of those fetches can grab it
definenull: this is turn... 3 right?
LRRbot: Boggart Trawler [2B] (back: Boggart Bog) | Creature — Goblin [3/1] | When this creature enters, exile target player's graveyard.
Teslamat: @spawnofhastur no
spawnofhastur: @Pywodwagon it was a general question rather than a specific to this situation question
CrossXhunteR: the worst part, is it only gets worse from here if no interaction
LRRbot: Ragavan, Nimble Pilferer [R] | Legendary Creature — Monkey Pirate [2/1] | Whenever Ragavan deals combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token and exile the top card of that player's library. Until end of turn, you may cast that card. / Dash {1}{R}
MegaDosX:
In case anyone needed to know why Nadu got banned too
LRRbot: Astrologian's Planisphere [1U] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature is a Wizard in addition to its other types and has "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell and whenever you draw your third card each turn, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature." / Diana — Equip {2}
definenull: stoneforge midget LuL
wolfram_zulu: cloud getting skullclamp is awesome too
CrossXhunteR: say it with me chat "stupid bird"
silverbulletdevil: ben's deck is nice
nevyn666: step stool what are you doing
definenull: sweet decks everyone
Dog_of_Myth:
Teslamat:
Days_one: ladders are sadly not wide enough to be chairs reliably
DigitalSeahorse: xD
aridos: thank you for having me it was great to be here
zoroslegend: I really like all the job select artifacts your can tutor up now.
Teslamat: Thanks for thee stream
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff:
69
TheDevil_Risen: Thanks for the stream all!
DigitalSeahorse:
comfy for a step stool
Scarbble: thanks for the stream y'all!
lamina5432: gnight
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
definenull: RIP wheeler
Dog_of_Myth:
DigitalSeahorse: UNO it!
sephyhallow: Sorry WHAT happened to Wheeler's holes?!
MegaDosX: Are they meetings that could be a phone call?
DigitalSeahorse: bbye utube
DigitalSeahorse: dang
neisan2112: I've played a good amount of Magic with MamaGart
Gekyouryuu: they ARE both from Cygames, Nelly
DigitalSeahorse:
CrossXhunteR: oh yeah, my invite from nintendo to buy a switch 2 expired today
Gekyouryuu: OG Shadowverse, and the IRL version, even have horse girl cards
Kentosaurus: live bear would be entertaining
DigitalSeahorse: 2 Switch 2s would be 2 more than me
definenull: the trauma train never ends
Dog_of_Myth: The game that never ends
neisan2112: Jole isn't that big
CrossXhunteR: surely you'll finish in the next month or three
rosesmcgee: Just when you think they killed everyone they care about... one more loose end
CrossXhunteR: i can probably easily learn by a youtube search, but have they ever played Lancer before?
goombalax: Combat Patrol fantasy
rosesmcgee: Kill Phalanx
rosesmcgee: Kill Regiment
DigitalSeahorse: chip tokens?
MegaDosX: The story has been fantastic
CrossXhunteR: lobster citizen deck incoming
Mr_Bitterness: I assumed it was a Gunk and/or Slime
neisan2112: @CrossXhunteR That's the one I was thinking too
Uniclonus: Need the Robot Pangolin
rosesmcgee: legally distinct The Thing deck
Dog_of_Myth:
DigitalSeahorse:
it meeee! thanks again!
definenull: YEAH!
Dog_of_Myth:
DigitalSeahorse:
sussy baka!
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
DigitalSeahorse takes the care
DigitalSeahorse: thanks
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