beowuuf: title change
Thefluffiestguineapig: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Rhythm Cafe (Heather and Ian continue their never-ending quest to play ALL THE RHYTHM GAMES! Game: Clair Obscur: Expedition 33) at Sun 04:00 PM PDT (39s ago).
PharaohBender27:
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Thefluffiestguineapig: Well, I was doing homework and late loading chat in my defense
beowuuf:
closer than anyone else 
Thefluffiestguineapig: How is everyone doing today?
Juliamon: well, it's not like you win anything for getting it on 0s
beowuuf:

PharaohBender27:
@Thefluffiestguineapig Recovering from a cold, so suboptimal 
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon No, my ADHD just requires a billion things to focus on at once
Thefluffiestguineapig: @PharaohBender27 I'm sorry, my kitties send rubs and slow blinks
ButButTheJesus: You're telling me a Clair Obscurd this Expedition?!
PharaohBender27: @Thefluffiestguineapig Thanks. It does seem to be improving, though I'll still likely take a sick day tomorrow to be safe.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @PharaohBender27 Fingers crossed you're over the worst of it
PharaohBender27:
Ahoy-hoy,
and
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beowuuf:

BraveOthello: Antici-
Thefluffiestguineapig: The most chaotic duo of LRR
ButButTheJesus: we do!
BraveOthello: -pation
Thefluffiestguineapig: I do enjoy watching Rhythm cafe a great deal
Thefluffiestguineapig:

ButButTheJesus: are ya gonna beep the boop
RockPusher: The Sword of Office
kusinohki: meows
kusinohki: never give me the responsibility chair. give me the irresponsible one...
accountmadeforants: Streaming Supreme Commander
ButButTheJesus: go to your local walmart and
Wicker_Guide: o__O
Wicker_Guide: main character energy there
RockPusher:

BraveOthello: Teeth .. teeth ... teeth
Wicker_Guide: "I thought about it"
BraveOthello: Being work friends with work for work make some sense
BusTed:

Wicker_Guide: "In a town this bent, who's there to narc to anyway"
Wicker_Guide: nearly always more taxing
beowuuf: catchup pronounced kate sith
TheMerricat: Playing games helps me with my problem solving skills, also open world games require remembering where things are and that helps my memorization skills, both of these are professional development.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @beowuuf Unless it's in FF where they have just given up
ButButTheJesus: yep no doubt
beowuuf:
@Thefluffiestguineapig 
Thefluffiestguineapig: Agreed
adept_nekomancer: I can think of at least one example.
ButButTheJesus: do we
Thefluffiestguineapig: This game's combat is definitely a rhythm game
TheMerricat:
Why is a Stalin. I thought Ian said stallion. 
PharaohBender27:
So massive purges 
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BraveOthello: Not ... how I prounce that name
PharaohBender27: ^
RockPusher: To the rhythm gulag with you!
Jillexie: Uhhhhh
ButButTheJesus: ian.
TheMerricat: Would a Rhythm Stalin let his kid die for the beat?
beowuuf: read animal farm for more details
Thefluffiestguineapig: "Pretty bad"
Jillexie: Ian
adept_nekomancer: I initially wondered whether he was talking about a "rhythm stallion".
Shadowsoflife:

Wicker_Guide: Ian. No. Just No.
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's one way to phrase that
kusinohki: make the rythmes run on time??
PharaohBender27:
So if it goes they way collectivization did, we can expect things to go sideways in a really bad way 
TheMerricat: Go figure even the Shadowverse Desktop Icon is horny on main.
beowuuf: sorry to russia ian, but we moscow
PharaohBender27: @kusinohki No, that's Rhythm Mussolini (and also that was just propaganda)
kusinohki: shhh, don't ruin my jokes with facts!
Wicker_Guide: Fun Esquie story: his VA is the only VA that is the same in both the English and French versions
TheMerricat: Chat, why are we so bloody? are we not allowed to wipe the blood off?
adept_nekomancer: We didn't put points in hygiene.
Wicker_Guide: bloody/grimy is the game's indicator for "needs healing"
kusinohki: you say "bloody" but it looks like grease/oil stains to me, like lies of P...
adept_nekomancer: What I remember from last stream: You took a rock from Esquie's neighbor, but it was the wrong rock, so you had to go looking for the right one.
Jillexie: Should be a French accent
Thefluffiestguineapig:
I imagined this guy having a pirate playthrough in my brain 
Wicker_Guide: @adept_nekomancer So, you got ice-blasted by an angry turtle
Thefluffiestguineapig: Probably due to the nautical hat
kusinohki: expedition 56? they sent a group of 56 year olds to fight stuff??
Jillexie: I figure that many would have been younger
Wicker_Guide: The earlier expeditions seem to have been more "themed" than just "everyone of that age" e.g. 69 being the climbing expedition
accountmadeforants: They weren't sending all olds, a lot of the journals mention they were also just sending "undesirables" while the olds stayed at home and in power.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Gustave's sister Emma brings up the Expeditions were used as a way of letting dissidents leave Lumiere
kusinohki: did ian just say "sexpedition" ??
PharaohBender27: @kusinohki Yes, because 69
adept_nekomancer: @kusinohki What else would they do on Expedition 69?
tehcrashxor: Forget that, did Ian just say "baleted"?
Wicker_Guide: Is Ian
Wicker_Guide: I do wish the game had just done automatic character level ups
BusTed: also a strongbad email reference
tehcrashxor: Are you sure you aren't just quoting Strong Bad Emails?
Laserbeaks_Fury: I would just settle for saved loadouts
accountmadeforants: This is why you use Lune as the "moving about" character. No footsteps!
Wicker_Guide: doing jumping puzzles with Lune is even more slippery feeling than with anyone else though
Laserbeaks_Fury: See, Gustave wasn't joking about the building a big wheel
Wicker_Guide: Given the other geek-core references in this game, wouldn't shock me
Wicker_Guide: burn still removes shield stacks too
Wicker_Guide: Every one who says that should be forced to replay the original HALO
Laserbeaks_Fury: I'm a fan of bird poop
LordZarano: Hi-Fi Rush had lore about the person who's job it was to put arrows everywhere
Wicker_Guide: They're so comic-book-y
TehAmelie: sup gang. are we finding any clarity? or obscurity? in this expedition?
Wicker_Guide: it is clearly obscured from our sight
TehAmelie: aha
LordZarano:
Another fun one is Abiotic Factor, where sentient yellow paint is literally one of the things that escaped from containment 
Wicker_Guide:
I feel obliged to point out that Maelle is doing fencing moves with a Puppet Arm 
adept_nekomancer: He's so shy
A_Dub888: Hi friends, how's the expeditiussy?
Wicker_Guide: @A_Dub888 no
Laserbeaks_Fury: What Lovely Feet
noSmokeFire: I picked a good night to tune in, I love this area
ArdCollider: o7
Wicker_Guide: for Le Gran Backtrackening, presumably
BraveOthello: No idea why Ian picked this particular voice, but it is appreciated
Wicker_Guide: I am annoyed at how well it works
accountmadeforants: So, you could be able to break those rocks at the point you're at, Ian. It's an optional little side thing, you can get it pretty early on.
accountmadeforants: (It's also not really that important)
BusTed: oops whoops
Shadowsoflife:

Wicker_Guide: I have never fully figured out how the "first strike" lumina interacts with the "first strike" mechanic from attacking. I suspect it actually does nothing
Laserbeaks_Fury: She might have it. First Strike is weird. When you use your attack to initiate combat, it basically gives everyone First Strike, so it typically goes in team order.
NightValien28: sassy child
accountmadeforants:

Laserbeaks_Fury: Maelle: Tis only a flesh wound
Wicker_Guide: Corinthian chicken
TheMerricat: But you can't parry the platypus unless it's an enemy Ian.
Laserbeaks_Fury: The Elephants Dance
Tony1PointO: Larian?
accountmadeforants: You can let me know if you want more hints on the breaking rocks thing and how vague they should be. (I can think of a few pretty vague or downright barely helpful ways to describe it.)
Tony1PointO: @accountmadeforants Could you dm me what that is, I don't think I ever got it
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accountmadeforants: Not sure, maybe?
Tony1PointO: What difficulty are you playing on?
accountmadeforants: You can start the process at this point, at least
Wicker_Guide: If you went back and did an extremely thorough search of the maps you have access to right now, you could eventually get it, but I would not recommend trying. You'll pretty naturally get it a little later
Wicker_Guide: point, retracting that part of the statement
Wicker_Guide: I will say that I tried deliberately to get it before this point on my second playthrough and it was more effort than I thought was worth
NightValien28: the trauma I got from this game wasn't the story, it was the surprise mimes in every damn corner
accountmadeforants:
I stumbled my way into it fairly early on, but I also tend to be pretty thorough about interacting with absolutely everything 
Wicker_Guide: @accountmadeforants the full spectrum of gamer completionism: "I stumbled into it by clicking every button and scouring every corner" to "oh, it's supposed to arrive in passing during gameplay, doubt"
Tony1PointO: That sounds like Mayor Quimby
Tony1PointO: That's fair, Kennedy was way before my time
Wicker_Guide: Kennedy is one of those people where if you listen to recorded speeches you'll wonder if he's doing a bit, but it's actually that everyone else is copying him
Wicker_Guide: *was
accountmadeforants:
@Wicker_Guide I'm not like that with every game, but this game did constantly reinforce my pressing every button and going down every path tendencies by rewarding me for it 
Wicker_Guide: *shrug* I went for the superbosses. I'm not going to throw stones here
accountmadeforants: @Wicker_Guide Oh, I also did that. No worries. I beat just about every super-boss wildly underleveled. (Though in the process, I became sorta overleveled for the rest of the game)
accountmadeforants:
The best way to avoid backtracking is to not have anything to backtrack for 
Wicker_Guide: reminder that the "fight space" isn't actually the current room
Wicker_Guide: it's like pokemon, or persona
Wicker_Guide: Jump puzzles and Lune don't mix well
adept_nekomancer: Disregard jump puzzles, obtain rocks
RockPusher: Have you considered, rocks?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Gustave's just gonna huck it at the Monolith
Wicker_Guide: probably have "Confident"
Laserbeaks_Fury: yeah thats probably the 50% less damage but you cant be healed
Vandroth_: Oooh, Wave Echo Cave
gualdhar: I see we have lost all confidence in Gustav
ButButTheJesus: I think I missed every side-thing down here cause I couldn't see
Vandroth_: Best voice for this monster. 10/10 no notes
gualdhar: I'm glad we got consent before we inserted our rods in our friend there
Vandroth_: Are we keeping the silly costumes for the serious cutscenes?
Juliamon: time to get me some watermelon!
TyranidSliver: Stretch you fluids and swap your legs
BraveOthello: Just take you meds though, no swapping
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: The neck abides.
BraveOthello: Waht doesn't obscur just mean dark?
fiftymcnasty: its referencing an art technique
Vandroth_: Clair Obscur is the French term for Chiaroscuro, the painting technique
BraveOthello: Italian
wildpeaks: it's a specific meaning
BraveOthello: chiaroscuro
gualdhar: so are we the clair or are we the obscur?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Italian from the Renaissance
PharaohBender27: Caravaggio, the Renaissance painter?
adept_nekomancer: Rocky dude: "Oh, he just wants to swim, I shouldn't bother him."
PharaohBender27:
Or maybe what @BraveOthello said 
Thefluffiestguineapig: @PharaohBender27 It predates him
Vandroth_: My usual example of Clair Obscur painting is Goya's Saturn eating his kids
BraveOthello: But IIRC Caravaggio made heavy use of the style, characterized by strong contrasts between light and dark areas of composition
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BraveOthello Correct, he was characterized by that style
fiftymcnasty: arnt all of them but Maelle the same age
comrade_cards: Dad coded
BraveOthello: They're all 32, but as HEather said he seems to be treated as the senior member
accountmadeforants: That's in the intro
Vandroth_: Gustave is her brodaddy
BraveOthello: All excpet for Maelle, yeah
BraveOthello: @Vandroth_ ... no
accountmadeforants: @BraveOthello Okay, but they're not strictly *wrong*.
accountmadeforants: The council awards them the state of "techically correct" but not "right".
BraveOthello: ABsolutey true. Not why I said "no"
adept_nekomancer: No excuse to keep them in your inventory forever if you get fresh ones every save point.
Vandroth_: You don't like chugging 30 potions between fights in Final Fantasy?
accountmadeforants:
@BraveOthello Oh, I agreed, I just wanted to play the devil's advocate 
BraveOthello: @accountmadeforants The church eliminated that position in the 60s, he was doing fine for himeself
Vandroth_: Platforming with this camera angle should be a crime
ButButTheJesus: flashback to me going into a significant area in FF6 and having like 40 potions and it not being enough
BraveOthello: Sorry, correction 83
accountmadeforants: I like Maelle for platforming, her animations seem to deviate the least from where the game actually thinks she is. (Probably on account of her just being smaller)
Vandroth_: Persona 5 is SO LONG
accountmadeforants:
I don't think I'll ever play Persona 5 myself. Adam's playthrough on Gamehaus is my canon playthrough 
Wicker_Guide: curious, I've heard mixed reactions to the narrative
wildpeaks: worst case, it's practice for jumping puzzle
gualdhar: let's take it one more, once.
comrade_cards: Clair obscur has amazing music and story
Vandroth_: Two hours later: "ONE. last. try."
Vandroth_: Debate about the ending is still raging to this day
accountmadeforants: I've read some takes on this game's story and they haven't changed my opinion, but their perspectives were valid IMO. The best kind of takes.
BraveOthello: I'm glad that there's debate, because it means they actually trried to say something meaningful.
BraveOthello: @accountmadeforants Same, some great conversations about what the game tried to do, how it succeeded or failed for people
wildpeaks: also legacy "for those who come after"
wildpeaks: sure it is a fitting year for it
JessieImproved: 2025 has been cooking for a while to be fair
accountmadeforants: I believe that 100%
wildpeaks: 2025 has been a long decade
accountmadeforants: Geekwucks had some *deep* cuts
comrade_cards: I was a pride show that did a toast for "those who came before" and then "for those who come after" and I know for a fact he plays this game lol
accountmadeforants: (I refuse to remember the amount of U's and capitalisation)
FlameReetardantPanda: when in doubt, gun
wedge_x: GQu[6]x
ButButTheJesus: why 6 u's? Did the creators' cat stop on keyboard and they were like "heh, cute"
BraveOthello: THat was ominous
ArdCollider: that's what the Gundam is saying. To Ian. at least.
BraveOthello: Did he mean Gundam awakened in him?
ButButTheJesus: quick heather tell us all his secrets
Thefluffiestguineapig: @wildpeaks Trust me, as someone who has had my insurance and food stamps messed with in the las tweek it's been a long decade of a week
wildpeaks: x.x
RockPusher: Time for Heather's story?
wildpeaks: happy little lights
BraveOthello: Oh no its time for this
Jillexie: Here we go
accountmadeforants:

wildpeaks: the song of this boss is so good
adept_nekomancer:
Nothing bad ever happens in a cutscene. 
Jillexie: Too Many Hands
accountmadeforants: The "better hope your monitor's gamma is set properly" one
RockPusher: They sure are handy with a lamp…
Vandroth_: Maelle's drunk
comrade_cards: Love the Handel sampling in this song
wildpeaks: oh, oh no
accountmadeforants: You have to fight the lamp master
Wicker_Guide: you do
EmoMcHipster: How could you forget this nightmare?
RockPusher: Watermelon smash tract
Wicker_Guide: Ian, do we need an old priest and a young priest
comrade_cards: Lampmaster should ask a doctor for an antibiotic
Decaped: He just wants to give you a hand
ButButTheJesus: always never not fire
Wicker_Guide: shooting the lamps in order stops a special attack, but its not his worst attack anyway
wildpeaks:
good luck Sciel 
BraveOthello: LetHerSoloThis
Vandroth_: Solo Sciel run
BraveOthello: RIP
Decaped: CanDrawHands Club
BraveOthello: @Decaped more like throw hands
wildpeaks: AI evolved: after too many fingers, now it's too many hands
BraveOthello: Sciel's mechanics aren't actually complicated, I think the game just explains them porrly
BraveOthello: I just was never to find a good combo
Jillexie: Sciel was core to my party.
accountmadeforants: There's one specific weapon I found that made me *really* like Sciel. But it also meant I never used any of the other weapons.
Wicker_Guide: she's among the most complicated, but she carried me a long way because she can do massive damage purely from her mechanic scaling
Wicker_Guide: her default hair is bad though
BraveOthello: @accountmadeforants whic one?
accountmadeforants: @BraveOthello Chation
BraveOthello: Yeah, that checks out
BraveOthello: SAme, once I had that she never changed off it
accountmadeforants: And for Lune it was Trebuchim
accountmadeforants:
Basically, both weapons that let you skip the intricacies of their mechanics 
Obsc:
"just hitting him" 
BraveOthello: Lune was Colim, but for similar reasons
Wicker_Guide: the only weapon I had that problem with was Lanceram. Took a while to convince myself not to take advantage of the training wheels
wildpeaks: there we gooo
Decaped: Simon says shoot him in the hand
accountmadeforants: The tried and true video game mechanic: Barely disguised Simon Says
Laserbeaks_Fury: You'll notice if shooting the right lamps doesn't cost an AP
accountmadeforants: Oh dang, I never noticed that
Laserbeaks_Fury: Like actual boss mechanics, it's done really well
Decaped: Just wait for the Tower of Clairoi boss later
Vandroth_: Always go Virtuose
Laserbeaks_Fury: Maelles Exhausted
Vandroth_: Cause she's Exhausted
wildpeaks:
Gustave for the win 
Wicker_Guide: exhausted is a miserable status effect
Decaped: Lightning hand beats light hand
BraveOthello: @wildpeaks IIt had to be him
gualdhar: Florie!
noSmokeFire: yay! florrie!
Vandroth_: Happy cutscene!
Jillexie:

EvilBadman: Better to find a rock then have no rock
Shakari_: just let esquie have this one
EmoMcHipster: Esquie is always right
Wicker_Guide: Esquie fun fact, his is the only VA shared between english and french
Vandroth_: Better to lose a rock than to never have had a rock
Kentosaurus: yeah, second playthrough makes the tragic game even more tragic
accountmadeforants: Maelle is *really* keen on jinxing things
wildpeaks: the coolest rock
noSmokeFire: it's that horror movie thing where you're screaming at the characters to notice the thing sneaking up behind them
Vandroth_: The loudest cane tip in the world
Wicker_Guide: ask not for whom the cane tolls, it tolls for thee
PharaohBender27:

gualdhar: ever wonder what would happen if they didn't futz around and just swam away
blastedman: really can't quantify exactly why but killing gustave is such a french narrative choice
ghizmou: good thing we have reviving tints left
Vandroth_: Use a Phoenix Down!
BraveOthello: @Vandroth_ no, we might need it later
Isaac3567: I leave to go pee when we beat the boss and come back to see them like... this. I feel like I missed something
Wicker_Guide: @blastedman "we've established this man as the hero who will resolve the problem, therefore he must die"
accountmadeforants: The cane noise is like Japan requiring that taking pictures makes a noise
niccus: make the cane make the vine boom
ButButTheJesus: oh god, Cane is this year's DB Button, isn't it
BraveOthello: @Isaac3567 A bit. He shot Gustave in the custscene. It's ... not great
Vandroth_: His hair is GRAY!
wildpeaks: you got this, inb4 you beat him first try
PharaohBender27: @Isaac3567 White-haired man showed up during a cutscene and shot (yet somehow didn't instakill) Gustav
ButButTheJesus: right inna bepis
Decaped: dick shots severely lacking in this game
Vandroth_: Great costume choice
wildpeaks: as a treat
BusTed:

wildpeaks: woohoo
Wicker_Guide: we're the best
BraveOthello: No damage, basically a one shot
Decaped: We Continue
BraveOthello: Its fine
Vandroth_: His picture is below the kill, that means we killed him
Juliamon: oops
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adept_nekomancer: Oh no, he's been disarmed!
BusTed:

Diabore: for those who come after
Wicker_Guide: for those we have lost. For those we can yet save
BraveOthello: Sometimes we live to save the people we love
BraveOthello: *lie
Kentosaurus: @adept_nekomancer he's all right now
wildpeaks: that sword size is a ltitle overcompensating
PharaohBender27:

ButButTheJesus:

wildpeaks: o7
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accountmadeforants: Ah, this makes a lot more sense now
Laserbeaks_Fury: This won't make sense to you till the second playthrough, but...
Vandroth_: omg look everybody it's Clive from the hit video game Final Fantasy XVI!
noSmokeFire: Gustave -> the cooler Gustave
Wicker_Guide: the gustave we have at home
wildpeaks: "ohno he's even hotter"
Diabore: scuse you heather, its newstave
adept_nekomancer: More different Gustave?!?
Jillexie: Hi Ben Starr
BraveOthello: @Laserbeaks_Fury First time I've seen it since finishing, forgot it happened. Very interesting in hindsight
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Laserbeaks_Fury: On my playthrough, I did the thing where I wanted to dump a whole bunch of resources into someone for the Lampmaster fight, and having been burned horribly by FF VII, I decided on Gustave since he seemed like the main character.
Laserbeaks_Fury: NOPE
BraveOthello: @Laserbeaks_Fury Well he was ... for Act I
ButButTheJesus: @Laserbeaks_Fury aw no
Wicker_Guide: in fairness, there's nothing lost doing that
HungryHungry_Hobo: All the resources put into Gustave carry over to new guy thankfully
Wicker_Guide: gameplay wise
Laserbeaks_Fury: No there's not, thats why I wasnt that upset
Laserbeaks_Fury: Except I got got *again*
Wicker_Guide: but yeah, Gustave pulls a solid Obiwan
niccus: first beanbag chair to feel exactly like a sack of potatoes
Laserbeaks_Fury: Sakapatate?
Decaped: now i'm imagining FF7 with the themes of this story, and hoo boy would that change things.
BraveOthello: Their costume are undercutting the drama a little
comrade_cards: A waterbed full of *redacted*
Laserbeaks_Fury: nah
JessieImproved: Can't stop thinking about Sally from Nightmare Before Christmas
Wicker_Guide: but is it the sturdy sakapatate, the catapult sakapatate, the scout sakapatate, or the ultimate sakapatate that feels best
BraveOthello: @comrade_cards more of a *radacted*skin, would you say?
Wicker_Guide: or is the answer just "golgra"
Wicker_Guide: good answer
Juliamon: ok NOW the costumes undercut the drama
Decaped: yes, get this guy into a potato sack as quickly as possible
Decaped: he doesn't fit in!
accountmadeforants: Honestly, I can think of them as really practical jumpsuits or really impractical astronaut suits
accountmadeforants: "I'm Landfill's twin brother, Gill"
accountmadeforants: "Gustave told me all about you, I feel like I know all you guys! So we won't have that awkward 'get to know eachother' stage"
Wicker_Guide: Maelle has good prioritization
wildpeaks: Recto Verso
JessieImproved: @accountmadeforants *points* I understood that reference
Laserbeaks_Fury: Crazy Frog?
ButButTheJesus: dingdingdong
BraveOthello: @wildpeaks Its almost like names having meaning in this game!
Laserbeaks_Fury: Grant
Wicker_Guide: bertrom
Wicker_Guide: snarfblatt
accountmadeforants: "And there's Dwayne Johnson"
goombalax: wow illusion broken
PharaohBender27: My kayfabe!
RockPusher: Gotta bust out the cork sabre
PharaohBender27:

Kentosaurus: wheeler's bit is now ruined
ContingentCat: The illusion is scattered
adept_nekomancer: Regret level: none
PharaohBender27: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 6:35 PM
ButButTheJesus: yep no lies here
RockPusher: !quote ian
LRRbot: Quote #3321: "I'm the most masculine thing in this show." —Ian [2016-08-29]
Decaped: wheeler brought back the cell phone. He's a prop comic now.
RockPusher: !quote heather
LRRbot: Quote #3098: "Don't give her vegetables!" —Heather, to Beej, regarding Cori [2016-08-03]
HorusFive: I simply choose to live in illusion- you can't break Kayfabe in any way that will matter to me
Wicker_Guide: bag godling
accountmadeforants: Wheeler is *very* obvious about it not working as an actual censor. Part of kayfabe is us buying into it, chat!
Thefluffiestguineapig: "Unfiltered" is more the adjective I would use
goombalax: knapping
Thefluffiestguineapig: I would enjoy it less if it was too refined
Thefluffiestguineapig: @goombalax Like with flint?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @accountmadeforants Which I try to do!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @accountmadeforants I try to buy into the fun for everyone!
Wicker_Guide: #touchrock
wildpeaks: already have a collection of cool rocks
accountmadeforants: Get a mortgage to buy a rock rather than rent a rock
accountmadeforants: (If the bank won't let you get a mortgage on your rock, the rock isn't cool enough)
Wicker_Guide: that means yes, esquie
JessieImproved: I do appreciate the dialog options being the *actual* dialog options
gualdhar: oh right
comrade_cards: Esquie is my favorite video game character in years
wildpeaks: to adventuuuure
Decaped: Friendship is the best stat, just like in Undertale
Laserbeaks_Fury: Gustave also didn't know how to use his weapons
Wicker_Guide: because everyone did know eahother, verso doesn't
noSmokeFire: I think the intent is that Gustave already has settled relationships with all these people...including Esquie, somehow
accountmadeforants:
Gustave already maxed out his relationship levels. Hence Esquire calling him "the super nice one" 
accountmadeforants: *Esquie
Kentosaurus: woo
Wicker_Guide: the esquie relationship is really the learn more about verso relationship
Diabore: are you wee or are you woo?
Laserbeaks_Fury: it's all woo
BraveOthello: Right now its all woo
comrade_cards: *adventure time banana guard noises*
Laserbeaks_Fury: good convo
Laserbeaks_Fury: Tomorrow came, I guess
Kentosaurus: time for swim swim
wildpeaks: say the line Esquie
Laserbeaks_Fury: You didnt level up Verso
wildpeaks: so we must protecc fragile Verso at all cost
kynelwynn: It's Dante
accountmadeforants: His grade also goes up when you parry
Wicker_Guide: thankfully a bunch of his weapons do change the mechanic
wildpeaks: winner of the stabbist competition
Dog_of_Myth:

ButButTheJesus:

Laserbeaks_Fury:
Im sure you can knock out Sprung real fast 
PharaohBender27:
690
wildpeaks: byye, thanks for the stream mes amis
wildpeaks: inb4 chat also forgets
ButButTheJesus: you'll forget for 1 battle
ButButTheJesus: is esquie normally on bonus streams?
wildpeaks: "smoke and mirrors" ? this is an odd Desert Bus mod
ContingentCat:

goombalax: yep
Wicker_Guide:
said that too much, noted 
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Dog_of_Myth: Nelly
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Dog_of_Myth:

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