ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Cori take a deeper look at the world of video games. Game: Liveber: Smoke and Mirrors Demo) at Tue 01:30 PM PDT (2m from now).
ContingentCat: !badadvice
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TheAinMAP:
Hello

TehAmelie: y helo thar
Earthenone: the last smoke and mirrors demo gave us desertbus, so my hopes are high
TheMerricat:
When you panic because you have tripled audio and realize it's not the stream, it's because you somehow had three windows with LRR going. 
MrVirite: No, but yes?
ContingentCat: same cam it's ok
Juliamon: it's pronounced 'sibr'
TheMerricat: I love you so much I could stab you to death!
Decaped: Caves of Chud is a completely different game
wolfskull7: You
TheMerricat: OG Quake or the remastered wiht updated graphics?
Gekyouryuu: Caves of Questionable Urban Development
wolfskull7: Yoo- Cam i read the trail by Kafka, dunno if you've read it but it's great. Also 400 pages into the first game of thrones book which is great
Gekyouryuu: If it's not original Quake, then it should be called Aftershocks
Juliamon: I would still read Kefka's book
Earthenone: same nihalist clown
wolfskull7: Trial sry not trail
PMAvers: "Yeah, half the time I eat anything here, there's a chance of the food giving me some sort of poisoning."
wolfskull7: I think ud love it
Gekyouryuu: One day Gregor Samsa awoke to find he had turned into a clown
Decaped: The cat is their social media manager
Earthenone: because of all the FF stuff goign on recently,. i assume this is 54ber
BusTed: Excellent
Juliamon: CAT
Symphoneers: Excellent!
empyreon: KITTY
The_Voices: lol
LordZarano:

duckace11: 10/10 game of the year
Gekyouryuu: Cam you can't use that excuse, we have depression everyday
KV1NN4: brilliant XD
Wolfstrike_NL:
Wholesome 
TheMerricat:

TheMerricat: In this economy?
Wolfstrike_NL:
Now...was that a personal message...or if you type in any other name...will it show the same
?
TheAinMAP: Have to?
Symphoneers: Who up burying they breath in they sins?
ContingentCat: I might need to use that next time I try to slide into someone's DMs
kdefinition: I mean, Sylvanas Windrunner is right there as a touch point
comrade_cards: My eyebrows right now...
TheAinMAP:

raulghoulia: I only get letters from my dead wife telling me to meet her at Silent Hill
kdefinition: If it sucks, hit da bricks
TheMerricat: Anyone else getting Disco Elysium vibes from this? Minus the comedy?
Wolfstrike_NL: Very heavily yes.
kdefinition: Oh that's very cursed
Juliamon: Catwings was a good book series
ContingentCat: thanks I hate it
Gekyouryuu: Iirc, you said the same thing, cam, about an art for a blue aura that gave flying and had a picture of a cat with magical wings
BlackIsis: wow. now you're saying vampires and demon ladies aren't trustworthy?
MajorFrostbyte: Even worse, Fraiser's ex-wife
PMAvers: On the table sits a pristine blade.
Marvoleath: new meaning to butterface
raulghoulia: Or were intiating final impact
TheMerricat: "Disbuds and Spiders are also known as single stem Chrysanthemums. They are single stem flowers that come in a variety colors, sizes and shapes. They are extremely versatile flowers and are used as a filler or a focal flower in an arrangement or bouquet"
accountmadeforants:
Oh, wait, I assumed this would be Penn & Teller's Smoke and Mirrors 
ContingentCat: well she's got you there
Skeletonman1100: OR she's dead
kdefinition: I want to take her face.... off. To see the other face.
jacey0002: Sounds like you certainly made some thing
TheMerricat: At least she has a face now.
Lord_Hosk: Looooving you... doo do do do do do doooo
BusTed: Porfo no!
GhostValv: porph?
accountmadeforants: Porphs out for my homies
TheMerricat: I think these are made up things.
PMAvers: Might be a setting thing? Since we have a flying cat.
GirlPainting: dict cc got nothing
GirlPainting: "Porph meat" likely refers to the Redefine Meat product, which is a plant-based alternative to pulled pork
Invitare: blah!
TheMerricat: I mean we petted a winged cat....
Gekyouryuu: Human meat is Long Porph
GirlPainting: humans have manes, right? ... a hu mane
GirlPainting:

TheMerricat: The Mane of Gondor.
GirlPainting: but but but...i just goth here
comrade_cards: She was a senior and he a junior
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MrSVCD: It is always Horses.
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BusTed:

ContingentCat: um
comrade_cards: Visiting my local dopamine dealer
Kentosaurus: porph flesh? more like poor flesh am I right
TheMerricat: The Giant Killer.
IanAllenBird: uhoh
raulghoulia: hades and persephone
gualdhar: I think its her foot.
comrade_cards: Eyebrows starting to climb up again...
Symphoneers: The children crave the porf.
PMAvers: "Your credit card and the funny numbers on the back."
thunderkenku: Yikes
BusTed:

IanAllenBird: wuhoh
GirlPainting: Cameron, did you stab them with a giant sword and threw them into the life stream of the planet?
thunderkenku: Post dinner nap time
KamikaziManiac: It sounds like you got the upper hand on her, to me.
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TheMerricat: Chat please remember to use protection when penetrating the essence of the gods. Remember you are also penetrating everyone else's essense that penetrated the gods.
IanAllenBird:

gualdhar: Is this one of those horror games where your death is a CYOA and there's no "victory"?
GirlPainting: it feels a little like one of the solo adventures adem likes to play
TheMerricat:
@gualdhar I'm willing to bet that in the demo, you can't 'win' at least. 
SquareDotCube: we could play Blue Prince
Symphoneers: I'd be interested in where "Continue" puts you.
KV1NN4: Cori & Cameron: Now that it's been some time since the First Play - how're you finding Blue Prince?
TheMerricat: For a demo it's very good at telling you exactly what the full game is likely to be. It succeeds on that at the very least.
TheMerricat:
Chat, my attempt to make spaghettios using pasta and a can of condensed tomato soup while not a failure, was not exactly a success.
Still filling at least.
KV1NN4: @TheMerricat I bet an amount of tomato paste and garlic powder might push it closer?
GirlPainting: a porph!
TheMerricat:
@KV1NN4 That's a good idea. I'll try it next time. I bought a huge number of them before COVID hit thinking I'd start having tomato soup more often, then promptly forgot about them till I was cleaning my pantry this morning. 
GirlPainting: shall we play slay the princess instead?
thunderkenku: Is this not the full game?
TheMerricat: Twine?
SquareDotCube: Twine?
electric_claire: ren'py?
empyreon: Renpy?
TheMerricat: @thunderkenku Nope, game isn't out yet, just the demo
PMAvers: Shotgun?
TheMerricat:
Your dead ex-wife who was a WITCH or some other dark arts practitioner. 
SquareDotCube: cat starts talking in an anime voice
ButButTheJesus:
!
thunderkenku: I plead nuh-uh
RealGamerCow: Erasurehead
frameshifty: you ditched her at an Erasure concert?
vinewood_og: Ow
RealGamerCow: Can't draw porphes club
Symphoneers: "The woman"
GirlPainting: slay the princess please
thunderkenku: I wonder if the cat adds anything to the narrative, or if it's just there to be fluffy
Jillexie: You really want a notebook
accountmadeforants: That Porph was too beautiful to eat
goombalax: all those Livber diehards will be so disappointed
Hrrisn: always loved the ash lake bg
thedepthandbreadthofseth: omg, is it happening again? we're rinsing the bloops?
thunderkenku: The narrative of Livber reminds me of Disco Elysium, but with less charm and more EDGE
IanAllenBird: I don't think you've unlocked the area
SquareDotCube: the different progressions on some things by different plays is wild to me
IanAllenBird: oh interesting
Jillexie: I think you need to figure out the Utility Box puzzle first
Jillexie: To get the last gas valve
thedepthandbreadthofseth: orchard should have apple
SquareDotCube: music is a little low (and I do think it's something Cam would enjoy)
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Jillexie: If you have the hovel, schoolhouse, and orchard valves, you need to solve the VAC puzzle for the last one.
PMAvers: I'm so glad they changed that red door in the patch
Lord_Hosk: They had an underwater train on Seaquest DSV it went from LA to Australia. It did not go well.
ReynardWrecca: Ooh, there's a lovely round number.
KV1NN4: I'm still tyring to get in here!
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Jillexie: The Sigils!
Jillexie: You need to learn the history and geography of this world.
Invitare: don't worry Cam, science doesn't know why we keep yawning either
thedepthandbreadthofseth: fear? Are you afraid Cam?
TehAmelie: i sometimes get into a mood where i keep yawning because i'm very excited. probably my body trying to fight exhaustion
thedepthandbreadthofseth: there are 0 unnecessary details in Blue Prince.
Abracadaver23: absolutely love this game
Abracadaver23: I'
Abracadaver23: I'm workin on getting all the trophies
Abracadaver23:

Abracadaver23: Cori as someone who's going back to this game after playing for a month and a half, and coming back for dare mode runs It is jarring to remember everything
KV1NN4: i went to the Boudair on Dec 25th (in game), I was delighted XD
thedepthandbreadthofseth:
@Abracadaver23 I wonder what new puzzles that'll unlock... 
Abracadaver23: Power Hammer is GOATed
jj_q: I find power hammer to be very derivative of tool
ContingentCat: hammer
IanAllenBird: break shit but better
jj_q: I saw that in the simsons
Abracadaver23: I've come to the conclusion that actually living in this manor would SUCK
thedepthandbreadthofseth: is there even any lore in the lav?
Abracadaver23:
@thedepthandbreadthofseth Who knows 
Jillexie: They are all on paid vacation.
IanAllenBird: there's one bathroom and it's random whether you draft it
Symphoneers: Having to draft a bathroom when you really need to go's the main downside imo.
Abracadaver23: Consider this, One bathroom in a 45 room house, said bathroom isn't even guaranteed to show up on the draft pool
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @IanAllenBird there are trees.
Abracadaver23: @thedepthandbreadthofseth there's only like 3 ways to get out of this House of Leaves
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Abracadaver23 but there isn't a minotaur
Abracadaver23: @thedepthandbreadthofseth You're the minotaur
SquareDotCube: Science is FOOF!
Angnor33: Uranium Hexafluoride is the most fun!
Barb4rian: F is for fire that burns down the whole town...
wench_tacular:

Wolfstrike_NL: Science is Healthy....wait
mercano82: hey, maybe you just have some glass that isn’t on fire enough
IanAllenBird: I wish I could turn off that flashing
SquareDotCube: eye mask
Barb4rian: Sleep mask was there no?
Jillexie: You can click on the maps,too
Jillexie: To get a better view for screenshots
IanAllenBird: there's so much in these
Abracadaver23: You're telling me a Mobius fried this Strip?
SquareDotCube: shows up in Castaway
thedepthandbreadthofseth: anyone else think this world is probably a "wheel of time" style far future post-apocalyptic society?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: like... are we the first age?
KV1NN4: The dynamite wexxedme for the longest time... X3
Invitare: why do we always "call it a day" when it's actually night?
KV1NN4: vexxed
Jillexie: Sorry Cameron, you really do.
thunderkenku: Poor Cameron, keeps finding things he likes
wench_tacular: damn peer pressure
IanAllenBird: kmjnikomj
wench_tacular:

hyalopterous: nice
ContingentCat:

KV1NN4: I'm sorry Cameron
KV1NN4: But at leats you'll have fun? <XD
zeathean: blind run?
Gaelan_Maestro: i love this game so much
NoxStryx: Just found out today that the guy who runs MythicSpoilers made this game
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @NoxStryx The man who created Risk also directed "The Red Balloon."
Jillexie: You need to learn about your family, history, current politics, and geography.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: and technology @Jillexie
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Fun was had
NoxStryx: You know where you are by knowing where you are not?
NoxStryx: Surely Godot will arrive tomorrow
rentar42: I've suspended my PC at times for the lack of a safe function during a day ...
KV1NN4: My friend has about 4 hours clocked int he Entrance Hall cos he left the game running when he went to help his mom run errands
vinewood_og: o7
iris_of_ether: Just remembered stream today, rip me haha
vinewood_og: Real
Laserbeaks_Fury: Clair Obscur is really good, you should think about it for TS
iris_of_ether:

PMAvers: Huh, interesting, that week ITYC is on a Thursday instead of MOnday
vinewood_og: "Gamer words"
Juliamon: Laserbeaks_Fury I think they're waiting until Ian and Heather finish their run
Laserbeaks_Fury: That's fair.
rentar42: "gamerwords" or "game awards". Is there a difference?
vinewood_og: Both are derogatory
iris_of_ether: 100%
rentar42: "hot mess"?
BlackIsis: i literally just did a spit take
Laserbeaks_Fury: It definitely a anime trope character
vinewood_og: Slump Piece
TehAmelie: twink to me will always first mean low level character using high level gear
realbadatthis_: Narcosexy?
iris_of_ether: The gamer knows where they are because they know where they have been
rentar42: ravenous raviolous
Laserbeaks_Fury: Re-violi
ContingentCat: thanks y'all
vinewood_og:

ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness. Game: The Last of Us 2) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (1:34 from now).
rentar42: @iris_of_ether and they subtract where they have been from where they are to find out where they aren't
iris_of_ether: Yes
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