AFK || Warhammer Spearhead and painting on Mini Night

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DideRobot: LRR: Time for AFK! Tonight we're playing Warhammer Spearhead and painting on Mini Night! https://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun (has image) | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/114826023209198803
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Oscelot: @Bengineering I still love that you made that an emote XD
 jacqui_lantern234: ERIKA!!!! 
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 PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, Erika and Jacob!
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Oscelot: Hey frens 
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 jacqui_lantern234: also hai jacob 
DaxStrife: Let the man cook, Ben!
phoenixfeather14: Hi Jacob! Hi Erika!
 PharaohBender27: 
Oscelot: *snerk*
 HadesLeprechaun: "I can only ask one?"
Oscelot: @HadesLeprechaun "I'm a scientist and you want me to pick just one!?"
GedankenPalast_: Oh bus...stream was in the background...it's 2am here...need to overcome inertia and go bed...sleep. Will see you in the vod. 
 TheWriterAleph: which lord
 jacqui_lantern234: not true!!! Erika was the one who bought me orks!!! SO THATS ON YOU 
Oscelot: Welp, we'd best retain a good lawyer, chat
Oscelot: sleep well @GedankenPalast_
 Rhynerd: does this mean that all bad rolls are a result of me stealing luck for my upcoming trench crusade game?
 Gekyouryuu: and after you got it right the first time. 
DaxStrife: Killteam Count: 2.
 Rhynerd: (i know it ain’t gonna go into my infinity game tomorrow)
 couchboyj: Ye Olde Murder Groups
Walla_tv: Did warcry have a name change?
Oscelot: Ooooooooo
 TheWriterAleph: ooh!
Oscelot: Those are gorgeous
selarom: Holy, that looks amazing
 Rhynerd: @walla_tv not that I know of.
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ChillySmoggyMagpieCoolStoryBob-VgM45Wf5W1LTm8Iv
 jacqui_lantern234: fun fact: Erika sometimes does painting streams!
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 jacqui_lantern234: yall should swing on by when she does. theyre chill vibes and erika's a delight
 Getter404: Ghyran, the Realm of Life
 PharaohBender27: Usually on Saturday evenings!
 gualdhar: oh, so this is where Seven came from
 LordZarano: 
   LoadingReadyRun:  how's the music volume?
 Gekyouryuu: music?
Oscelot: ^
Oscelot: Can't hear any hehe
 Blip2004: its fine on headphones
 goombalax: what sort of shapes are we measuring distance with
Mai_Andra: oh, no Jacob brought Sylvaeth... my dear trees...
 PharaohBender27: I hear the music
Oscelot: I also have AC on right now so that's probably part of why I can't hear
 jacqui_lantern234: i hear the music, quite ambient
   LoadingReadyRun: The music is supposed to be quiet
Oscelot: It's probably perfect then
Oscelot: terrain is important yo. Gotta get that ambiance
 Dog_of_Myth: Oh dang, that is very good terrain
artdecosunburn: There's a joke that the two groups of professions that carry around tape measures are building contractors and museum curators.
Oscelot: why the curators?
artdecosunburn: @Oscelot It's a sort of charming/quaint bombed out devastation, no?
Oscelot: hehe
 Rhynerd: to know if a space will fit an item in mind, I guess?
artdecosunburn: @Oscelot Constantly tweaking exhibit cases.
Oscelot: ahh yeah
Oscelot: When I'd set up retail displays I'd just kinda futz with stuff until it looked good, but I suppose you have to be far more delicate with museum exhibits
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artdecosunburn: Tree guys playing peek-a-boo.
 gualdhar: GEorge, george, George of the jungle
 gualdhar: damn it Cam started before I finished
coriolis_storm: Can’t see the tree for the forest 
Mai_Andra: Do they gets trees in spearhead?  (Did the new edition gut Sylvaneth effectiveness again but taking away their trees again?)
artdecosunburn: @Oscelot A retail display isn't that different than a museum display. You just get to sell the stuff.
 goombalax: spearhead doesn't have the pop-up terrain
 Getter404: Remember the year they didn't publish the voting results for Mini of the Year because it was highly possible that Lion El'Johnson was beaten by Crab?
 OldUncleDan: Battletech loves their little guys as well.
 Toxxick: Im just waiting for MCP to get a swarm army. But they actively are trying to prevent that.
 Rhynerd: does the octopus with a mace count as a little guy?
 Blip2004: the City has a bunch of dragonkin and dogs
Oscelot: @artdecosunburn Yeah lol. But some specimens are so terrifyingly delicate
Oscelot: Ooooo schmancy @LoadingReadyRun
 Rhynerd: didn’t the cities of sigmar kits get a bunch of really little guys you can add to the bases of the troops?
Oscelot: @Getter404 That's deeply entertaining, especially as someone who knows nothing about this stuff. Just imagining lion-o being beaten by a random crab
Mai_Andra: @goombalax That makes sense.  I keep forgetting trees are considered "Faction Terrain".
Mai_Andra: The previous edition had "overgrown" terrain, to mitigate the detriment of not having enough trees.  I think the current edition took that away again.
artdecosunburn: @Oscelot Very true. Especially natural history and textile museums. I have a colleague who curates antique musical instruments (Stradavari, etc.). They have to be transported by armed security.
Mai_Andra: Once per turn, this unit in their back is now in your backline.
Mai_Andra: *battle
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 PharaohBender27: @artdecosunburn That does *not* surprise me
 Commodore_Perry_GG: All the signs were there but we were too busy painting
 jacqui_lantern234:  that so cool!!!
artdecosunburn: I like the implication that the weapons are glowing that color because of radioactive decay.
Oscelot: @artdecosunburn Oh yeah. I had a professor with a gorgeous antique (stradivari iirc) cello, and he played it regularly for us. It was an unbelievable treat. Still sad I had to drop that class mid season because of health. As far as ancient textiles... aaaaa. Don't even breathe on it. >.<
 Toxxick: The way Cam says Turquoise has me rethinking how I've said it my whole life
 PMAvers: need those fancy pigments
 SquareDotCube: in the name of Puce
 calculated_uncertainties: 1 1 100 1 1 1
 Getter404: Spear Team
  Juliamon: yessss
Oscelot: Oooo neat. Does it come with the texturing, or is that like some modge podge on the base?'
  Juliamon: look at those skittery assholes
 Dog_of_Myth: Oooo nice
DragaFireHawk: Ooooo
 PharaohBender27: Oooo
Oscelot: Huh, neat
Despoiler98: oooooo gorgeous
 jacqui_lantern234: hey @Juliamon has anyone told you how awesome you are today? CAUSE YOU ARE AND YOURE LOVED BEYOND MEASURE 
Oscelot: Is it a black base and then drybrushed white?
artdecosunburn: @Oscelot Very nifty. The resonances on those early modern Italian violins and cellos can be heartbreakingly beautiful. That was a professor who knew how to draw in students. Sorry your circumstances forced you to drop.
  Juliamon: don't make me hold up the NO U mirror
 Getter404: Blue tongues. They just had some gatorade
Oscelot: He's so gumpy XD
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 jacqui_lantern234: @Juliamon DONT MAKE ME BREAK IT 
Shadowsoflife: Hey @Oscelot o/
Oscelot: @jacqui_lantern234 You gotta be able to tank what you put out 
Oscelot: Hey @Shadowsoflife o/
 FoxBehindTheTree: @jacqui_lantern234 ahem 
Oscelot: @FoxBehindTheTree ahahaha
 Gekyouryuu: chat, I've had a very dumb thought: a nerdy woman who's also a hot tub streamer. she paints her minis on stream, making sure her cleavage is in frame the whole time, and she labels her stream as "tyranid near a tid"
Despoiler98: A TWIST?
 OldUncleDan: There's a reason why 'nids have "Ripper Swarms."
Oscelot: What a TWEEST
 PharaohBender27: Blood for the Blood God!
 jacqui_lantern234: @Oscelot i had to learn to tank hits, i can take it
Despoiler98: @Gekyouryuu   
Oscelot: @jacqui_lantern234 Love gunbreaker hehe
 jacqui_lantern234: @FoxBehindTheTree aha! you insta lose! thats a card, not a mirror! they have no effect on eldritch beings
 Rhynerd: rolling highest for the title of underdog seems odd.
 Gekyouryuu: @Despoiler98 you'll note I prefaced that the idea was dumb
artdecosunburn: @Gekyouryuu Is the streamer cleaning her brushes in the hot tub jets as well?
Oscelot: @artdecosunburn Yeah, it was great. I think he still teaches at portland state university if you ever get the chance :3
Oscelot: @Gekyouryuu Waaaaaaow. (also oh god trying to get the paint to dry in that humidity)
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 FoxBehindTheTree: @jacqui_lantern234  we said...no u lol
artdecosunburn: I spent some time at Portland State for a conference a few years ago. Could have met him.
 jacqui_lantern234: @FoxBehindTheTree and it doesnt work. you lose, take the L 
Despoiler98: Its so humid I cant varnish my finished minis cause they'll cloud up
 PharaohBender27: @Despoiler98 
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Despoiler98: Chicago
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QuantumTwitch: Sweden
 Rhynerd: Florida.
Oscelot: @artdecosunburn Nice! I think his name was Chenowitz
Oscelot: Spokane
 jacqui_lantern234: erika, you ALREADY know where i live!!!!!
 OldUncleDan: The Virgo Supercluster.
 gsyhiap: Reading, UK
 ladyjessica: in Winnipeg on vacation.
 FoxBehindTheTree: Georgia xD
 Mazrae: Tulsa, Oklahoma, playing space marine 2
Despoiler98: 123 45 6789
 shendaras: Oklahoma
Shadowsoflife: The umbra
 Geldaran: The State of Confusion.
 Cptasparagus: 35.7892096, -78.6563072
 OldUncleDan: Katoland, Minnesota.
BloodnBullets: Ha! Im not allowed a social security number.
 Gekyouryuu: @Despoiler98 amazing! that's the same social security number as my luggage!
 SubatomicAura: Georgia, the state one
theambivalentagender: SoCal
 FoxBehindTheTree: @SubatomicAura hi neighbor
 singinnonsense: tips hat. "My tree lord"
Despoiler98: @Gekyouryuu    someone got it
artdecosunburn: @Despoiler98 There's a reason why the art of lacquer didn't arise in the Deep South of Alabama or Louisiana.
   LoadingReadyRun:  Tree lord aka Tord
 SubatomicAura: @FoxBehindTheTree *waves*
 FoxBehindTheTree: @SubatomicAura fancy weather were having xD
Despoiler98:     so your both Tournament level players
Oscelot: If you make any rules mistakes, it was a house rule all along 
 FoxBehindTheTree: Im off work... i dont have to GW anymore today
Oscelot: *passes over a cool drink and a fan* @FoxBehindTheTree
 SubatomicAura: @FoxBehindTheTree Indeed
 CaptainSpam: I feel like "if we make a mistake in the rules, deal with it" should be a standard disclaimer for a lot of LRR AFK streams. 
 FoxBehindTheTree: There are some days im glad GW closes at 7 xD missed the rain and power outages
   LoadingReadyRun: Unlike Kill Team (and Warcry) each team moves completely on a player's turn (instead of alternating moving single units)
Oscelot: @artdecosunburn Would you toss me a PM? I wanted to share more about the prof but don't wanna keep dragging chat OT
 DeChunkandFriends: I'm looking at the rules and you have to tap your units after you attack unless they have Vigilance.
artdecosunburn: For a gag one week, LRR should do dice rolls using one of those family board game dice poppers with the plastic dome.
Despoiler98: I love the Dice Friends disclaimer "if we make a rules mistake, its a house rule"
Oscelot: @artdecosunburn Oh lord that would be terrifying to get audio on XD
 FoxBehindTheTree: *pop* 6
 Chesul: Having actual reference notation and codification for your rules is so useful.
 FoxBehindTheTree: what if you need like 10 rills at once tho...
 singinnonsense: that was actually 1 2 3 4 5 6
 compactdisco: Very statically accurate roll
 FoxBehindTheTree: spearhead do be spearing
Oscelot: RIP die
 DeChunkandFriends: "The Prosecution rests... IN PEACE!"
 FoxBehindTheTree: we should have tiny paint cam like we have tiny game cam
 goombalax: the killteam wounds were a unique development, KT two editions prior used normal wound counts
Oscelot: wouldn't be able to see anything tonight on it, since we have two people painting and they're painting close to their body
Oscelot: er *bodies
 FoxBehindTheTree: just the wide shot - nice seeing ben and cams faces
 FoxBehindTheTree: i too shrimp when i paint.
Oscelot: Ahh gotcha @FoxBehindTheTree
 OldUncleDan: Maslow's heirarchey of points.
 gualdhar: did Ben just say the paint is tasty?
 gualdhar: don't eat the paint
 PharaohBender27: 
Despoiler98: BEN NOOOOOO
 Dog_of_Myth: Ben nooooo
 PharaohBender27: #RawWater 
 compactdisco: Most mini paint is nontoxic, drink the delicious paintwater!
 goombalax: I've never drunk the paint water but I have dipped a brush in tea
 Geldaran: tasty tasty paint water.
Oscelot: Alas no, can't reply to that @artdecosunburn . Same name as here in discord if you want to PM, but it's not that big a deal
artdecosunburn: @goombalax Very Tang dynasty wandering artist.
Oscelot: @compactdisco Mmmm tasty microplastics 
 RandomTrivia: Hi friends!  Lost track of time and missed the start, but glad I made it
Oscelot: Hey @RandomTrivia 
DaxStrife: Live, die, live again, something something warboys.
 Brozard: @artdecosunburn it was tea, not Tang
 FoxBehindTheTree: its acrylic paint...... its safe to lick in small quantites. just dont drink your paint water.
Despoiler98: I once sipped from a paint cup full of old school 90s GW metallic paint I'd cleaned off my brushes when I was like....18 and was worried about the heavy metals I just swallowed
 Getter404: Sometimes you lose the ability to smell, sometimes you start sweating lightning. The reforging process is weird
 RandomTrivia: Oh hey I remember that plot point from Log Horizon
artdecosunburn: @Oscelot No worries. My settings probably. We can connect on a future chat sometime and discuss Portland people.
Oscelot: @Brozard thinn tang 
Oscelot: @artdecosunburn o7
 e_bloc: sorry mom, I forgot your birthday.  I've died eight times since the last oen
artdecosunburn: @Brozard (Astronaut does drum rim shot in tiny capsule)
 rosesmcgee: Go weird birds!
 e_bloc: its a test of character
 Chesul: Jacob confirmed monster.
artdecosunburn: @Despoiler98 I'm sure the trace lead just made you closer to the IP.
coriolis_storm: Erika did an amazing job on the flames on her units. On my screen, they look very realistic.
 calculated_uncertainties: The shame is so dark I want to ask about safe words.
 RandomTrivia: 
 PharaohBender27: @coriolis_storm Erika does very detailed work on her models
 compactdisco: Don't forget your once per game charge and run
 e_bloc: geez a dog-killer and an angle-shooter.  is this Jacob's heel turn
Despoiler98: @artdecosunburn   tasty tasty lead
Despoiler98: thats OG Warhammer
 Getter404: And the wonder that was the Scatter Dice and Pie Plate
Despoiler98: yeah OG Warhammer back in the 90s you couldnt pre measure it was SO FUNNY
 Chesul: Artillery were great, because you could hit other peoples games.
Oscelot: @Chesul oh no XD
Despoiler98: Mathhammer
 RandomTrivia: 
 dougma: ben
Despoiler98: BEN
Oscelot: Waaaaaaaaaow
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 e_bloc:  
QuantumTwitch: yes...
Shadowsoflife: amazing
 RandomTrivia: Ben just flat out murdering several million people 
IsSecretlyPaul: WOOOO
IsSecretlyPaul: spearhead
 Chesul: @Oscelot Yeah, the way the rules were you declared a distance, and if there were any units at that, real world, distance from your artillery in that direction, they were hit. them being in your game or not didn't matter, they were hit by an artillery strike. I think those rules didn't last long, but they were really funny while they lasted.
Oscelot: @Chesul Hah! That's amazing
IsSecretlyPaul: companion means no buffs basically
Shadowsoflife: @Chesul man, would be wild in a store tournament
 RandomTrivia: Make it mounts all the way down
 Chesul: @Oscelot The best part is that there were some infinite range weapons, so there's at least one story about two different stores having launching weapons at each other.
 e_bloc: armor is made to protect you from swords, not wild animals
 BrowneePointz: That's true to life with actual War horses
 Chesul: @Shadowsoflife It definitely happened, and it was crazy.
Oscelot: @Chesul Hah!
Shadowsoflife: @Chesul amazing.
Oscelot: o7
IsSecretlyPaul: noi\
IsSecretlyPaul: Jacob is incorrect about the spreading out the wounds
 RandomTrivia: 
Oscelot: *snerk*
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DaxStrife: Save that one to !advice
 PharaohBender27: 
 Chesul: That definitely sounds like it should be a quote.
 e_bloc: no one is ever going to question the context of that
Shadowsoflife: ^
 IsSecretlyPaul: oh thank u
 IsSecretlyPaul: 4 the sub
 RandomTrivia: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AdorableSneakyUdonNinjaGrumpy-ioAWUz45rJy6v8K3
artdecosunburn: @Despoiler98 The forgotten color magic school. Wizard blasting fireballs, shouting "Carry the three!"
 IsSecretlyPaul: spearhead go quick
 BrowneePointz: LIZARDMEN! Let's GOOOOO!
Despoiler98: @artdecosunburn  best color of magic
 Getter404: The double turn is AoS' BIG thing
 IsSecretlyPaul: Good Choice Jacob
 IsSecretlyPaul: thats how I would have done it
artdecosunburn: @Chesul Like using the "mighty cannon" in the Warhammer-adjacent Battle Masters board game from the 1990s.
artdecosunburn: @Despoiler98 It's building Altdorf is just shaped like a "4."
Shadowsoflife: @artdecosunburn Read that as 1900's not 90's for some reason
artdecosunburn: Its.
 IsSecretlyPaul: thats not how I would have done it
artdecosunburn: @Shadowsoflife It is something H. G. Wells would have enjoyed.
Shadowsoflife: @artdecosunburn I'm sure
 BrowneePointz: and Lizardmen Slann Priests are VERY GOOD AT IT
 Getter404: At least your head no longer explodes when you roll doubles. I think.
 BrowneePointz: and Skinks
 BrowneePointz: well, at least they WERE. not sure if they still have top tier spellcasting in newer editions
artdecosunburn: @Getter404 So that's why WFRP does that in 1e!
 BrowneePointz: talk to anyone who plays against Eldar in 40k
 BrowneePointz: "everything was fine until they warped in"
 Getter404: @BrowneePointz Nope, Seraphon are still great at casting, and they haven't gotten the seemingly universal Battletome Nerf yet so they're still strong overall
 RandomTrivia: They're all about that base
 e_bloc: 6-inch deep strike
 Mazrae: Add some battle damage
 BrowneePointz: Yea Everything I've heard is Sigmar reinvigorated them HARD after old Fantasy they were SO far behind everyone else @Getter404
 Getter404: Kroak's back and he's not even reincarnated, it's the same Frog Mummy possessed by his own ghost because he's too busy to die
 BrowneePointz: I still want a Soulslike game where you play a Lizardman warrior fighting Chaos and Undeath. Maybe even sent down from a Temple-Ship as your hub @Getter404
 IsSecretlyPaul: its okay Jacob if you just say a word and -tor to the end of it you basically have a stormcast unit
artdecosunburn: @BrowneePointz Slann-tastic!
 e_bloc: yikes
Oscelot: @IsSecretlyPaul Ah yes, the radia-tor!
 IsSecretlyPaul: just roll 6s
 BrowneePointz: @artdecosunburn they'd PRINT money(especially if they contracted like Neowhiz to do it. cuz I know they ain't gettin fromsoft)
Despoiler98: My OG Warhammer fantasy army was when they released Bretonnians in plastic I took my wedges of knights to tourneys
 IsSecretlyPaul: you can shoot in you can't shoot out unless it says so
artdecosunburn: I definitely leans into some invested, underserved faction constituencies. Lizard roguelikes in Mayan temples for the win!
 IsSecretlyPaul: nope
 IsSecretlyPaul: you just shoot doods
 e_bloc: I can't hear tree lord without my brain adding 'mother mother'
 IsSecretlyPaul: Erika is correct
artdecosunburn: "It," not "I."
artdecosunburn: His bark is worse than his bite?
 IsSecretlyPaul: just make the the 12 inch charge
 IsSecretlyPaul: Important factor for charging it is not like 40k you do not need to say who you are charging
 RandomTrivia: Oof 
 IsSecretlyPaul: so if there was a unit that was 9 inches away you could have connected, there wasn't but for future
artdecosunburn: Does a tree lord actually charge, or does he just spring up twelve inches away like an Aspen?
 e_bloc: Erika can't keep getting away with this
   LoadingReadyRun: @IsSecretlyPaul good to know!
Despoiler98:   OG Warhammer a failed charge you went like halfway across the charge and ended up in the middle of the field
Despoiler98: always a fun time
 compactdisco: You still do in 30k
 IsSecretlyPaul: Was about to ask about that
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   LoadingReadyRun: it should be just you wander off in a random direction
Despoiler98: @Shurtal I have stock tips for you if you go back to 1985
artdecosunburn: @compactdisco The difference 10k years of experience can make?
Despoiler98: @artdecosunburn remember in 30K their tech was MORE advanced than in 40k..........wait.......
   LoadingReadyRun: @artdecosunburn after 10,000 years: "hey, maybe we shouldn't charge into the middle of the battlefield if we can't reach the enemy!"
artdecosunburn: @Despoiler98 Sort of like Dark Age Europeans forgetting how the Romans made concrete.
Oscelot: I'm off, chat. Have fun o/
artdecosunburn: @LoadingReadyRun Ha! I blame Imperial paperwork.
artdecosunburn: Nice to chat, Oscelot.
Shadowsoflife: See you @Oscelot
Oscelot: Same @artdecosunburn :3
Despoiler98: @Oscelot  have agood one
Oscelot: you too @Despoiler98 o/
 jessicaengle:  ?
 jessicaengle: Hello
Shadowsoflife: o/
artdecosunburn: I remember as a young kid playing Risk and thinking the concept of "reinforcements" in a board game was astounding.
artdecosunburn: Nagash is god of Death in AOS? Morr is not going to like that.
 Getter404: FUN FACT: Nagash considers all doctors & healers to be criminals because they're depriving him of more death
 e_bloc: I only saw so far because i was standing on the corpses of allies
Shadowsoflife: @Getter404 Neat
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Despoiler98: chat real question, I'm assembling the Legions Imperialis starter set and dont know what to arm my first Warhound Titan with? Is the Volkite and Melta a good combo?
artdecosunburn: @Getter404 He's like a vengeful Mary Baker Eddy acolyte?
   LoadingReadyRun: The problem is that everyone forgets that Nagash is taking people's memories, 'cause he takes those memories 🤔
 jessicaengle: @artdecosunburn M.B. Eddy might be a deep cut
artdecosunburn: @jessicaengle Her tomb at Mount Auburn cemetery supposedly has a phone line directly connected to Christian Science headquarters, for when she wakes up.
 jessicaengle: I think that's probably an urban myth.
artdecosunburn: I assume so, but it's a great story for tourists.
 jessicaengle: That does make sense.  
 e_bloc: I like to think Jacob's mooks saw a successful charge and was like "ohhhh.thats how you do it"
artdecosunburn: Ha! Great little ghost, Jessicaengle.
 jessicaengle: It's Spoopifer!
 jessicaengle: 
Shadowsoflife: one of the channel emotes
 jessicaengle: For when things get spoopy
Shadowsoflife: ^
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: They're big and they impale things.
artdecosunburn: Seeing this gameplay still makes me want to see LRR do a session of Mordheim.
phoenixfeather14: Easy come, easy go
 compactdisco: Those poor prosecutors
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: They were massively impaled.
 e_bloc: the defense rests
artdecosunburn: The prosecutors are "recusing" themselves?
 jessicaengle: Rest in Prosecution
 Dog_of_Myth: Now they just forgot how flowers smell.
 RandomTrivia: She said the thing!
 RandomTrivia: 
artdecosunburn: @e_bloc (Furiously bangs gavel as court gallery breaks out in applause)
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Getter404: Unlike a certain throne-hogging bag of bones, Sigmar actually HAS a Warhammer. It has a name and everything
artdecosunburn: @Getter404 A whole religion, at that. And his priests get three electoral votes! Not too shabby.
   LoadingReadyRun: Hammer, Hammer, Hammer, Hammer, BIG HAMMER
 Getter404: @artdecosunburn Oh, Sigmar's awake and active in AoS. Just not in the field currently because he's still trying to figure out how to fix that whole "my mans are slowly losing their memories" issue
 e_bloc: rule 0 best rule
artdecosunburn: @Getter404 It's like Odin from Norse mythology meets Christopher Nolan's "Memento"?
 RandomTrivia: !quote 6604
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 e_bloc: that always gets me with professional/olympic hockey and having a timer count up/down
 compactdisco: Just a horse kicking the dead
 Dog_of_Myth: !break
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 e_bloc: comes back with a printout of "Spearhead" in block letters to tape above the camera
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Cheese_Hammer: ooh, corsairs
 e_bloc: damn
 RandomTrivia: Birb!
 omdorastrix: I'm very Pro nation
 Chesul: when you're in a super tight space, like underdecks on a ship, it's a super effective defense.
 RandomTrivia: The orange contrasts so nicely
 Getter404: Oh right, didn't GW say they're revealing a new faction on the AoS event next week?
Shadowsoflife: Nice
 ContingentCat: Oooo pretty
 NeoGabi: Ooooooh
 DoctorHutch: i want a gif of jacob saying "like a white person?"
 NeoGabi: I love the Sylvaneth branchwraith type things.
Cheese_Hammer: I'm building vespids right now
   LoadingReadyRun: Why does "skin tongue" sound so wrong?
 Getter404: Not a Mass Effect aesthetic fan?
 Getter404: @LoadingReadyRun who doesn't like a nice fleshy Face Finger
Shadowsoflife: Oh yes
Despoiler98:    new TWEEEST
 Getter404: AND a toe in on the objective. Nice
 goombalax: they can't move but might be able to charge
Mai_Andra: Knight is veri-vigilant
 PharaohBender27 returns from dinner
Mai_Andra: Knight o' vigi-veritant ?
 PharaohBender27: !findquote spindowns
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 dumbo3k: What's the difference between a d20 and a spindown?
  Juliamon: Number placement
 dumbo3k: thank you
  Juliamon: In a spindown, any number is directly adjacent to the number immediately higher or lower to it. So you don't have to search the die for the new number.
  Juliamon: So, theoretically, certain regions of the die are weighted towards being higher or lower.
 e_bloc: huh  I never thought about why they called them spindowns.  that's fascinating.
ThePixelSavage: this somehow feels much more like a board game than a tabletop wargame
 e_bloc: Jacob's rolls have been bad ever since he said he would kill a dog.  not saying anything just saying
   LoadingReadyRun: The reasoning that spindowns are "less random" then regular dice is that if the dice *is* weighted towards a certain side, all the numbers on that side are similar (all high or all low, etc) on a regular dice the numbers are spread out evenly (2 beside 20, 19 by 1, etc). For practical purposes, though, most cases of 20 sided dice bias would require hundreds of rolls to show any statistical significance so it doesn't really matter
Lysander_salamander: hello everyone
Lysander_salamander: Is this sort of like Killteam?
 goombalax: the amount of care and precision it would take to consistently achieve high rolls would be very obvious to anyone watching
  Juliamon: Both types of dice have been *exhaustively* analyzed by nerds over the last 20+ years
  Juliamon: But it boils down to: "yes, the science says x, but my GUT says y, so I'm going with that"
   LoadingReadyRun: @goombalax I think the concern is less deliberate cheating and more a dice with a natural bias due to imperfections in the molding
 e_bloc: I would imagine almost every instance of a die being unbalanced is the result of anecdotal evidence
 Getter404: @goombalax Do yourself a favor and google "Warhammer toilet dice". Not a bit, it's a real story and was hilarious
 PharaohBender27 inserts clip from that one Season 1 TNG episode where Data crunches the dice to rebalance them
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: We must never speak of that episode.
Despoiler98: @PharaohBender27 that episode is a nightmare for that poor astronaut they made light by the ened
Despoiler98: end
 Dog_of_Myth: Off to dice jail with those
ThePixelSavage: @PharaohBender27 *adjusts glasses* season 2
 PharaohBender27: @Dread_Pirate_Westley Really, *that's* the S1 episode you say we should never speak of? There's Code of Hon- (is suplexed away from chat)
Despoiler98: @PharaohBender27 I had nightmares about that episode
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 PharaohBender27: @ThePixelSavage Welp
 ContingentCat: Very solid strat
 Getter404: @PharaohBender27 Is... is that the one with the Space Irish
 Getter404: Alarielle has abandoned this field of battle
 PharaohBender27: @Getter404 No. It's the one where Tasha Yar has to do a fight to a death on a planet inhabited by African stereotypes
 Dog_of_Myth: Jacob needs to have a long talk with those dice.
 compactdisco: The dice gods say no
 e_bloc: this is between you and a dice god of your understanding
 Getter404: Have you considered investing in a Dice Jail
 e_bloc: just out of fairness, can we let Jacob use d8s the rest of the game
 MacbethSeemsSus: Wait, aren't those the peanut butter dice from that one shot?
 Getter404: The curse has been transferred!
   LoadingReadyRun: I will say that we also have some *weighted* spindown d6s (good for tracking counters in MtG) The weight makes them stay in place better and because they're intended as spindowns, the manufacturer makes no guarantee of the rolling fairness (the weight could easily be off center or something)
 goombalax: I have some dice shaped like skulls that are almost impossible to roll a 5 on, but I use them to track CP in warhammer
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 PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, raiders!
Shadowsoflife: Raiders o./
mixoLiddy: o/
   LoadingReadyRun:  as a note, I've been using a bit of background-noise reduction on the mics during this stream, since there are people around the studio. let me know if you have noticed any audio weirdness
 e_bloc: someone's got the zoomies
 PharaohBender27: @LoadingReadyRun I was absent for a decent chunk of the stream, but nothing has jumped out as weird to me
 Gekyouryuu: Prince Valium
 definenull: henlo all you beautiful people
artdecosunburn: @Gekyouryuu Ha!
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Chesul: Lord Vitamix.
artdecosunburn: Lord Vitamin sounds like he hails from Battle Creek and the Realm of Kellogs.
 e_bloc: maybe warhammer needs VAR
artdecosunburn: I'd like to see a 100-sided spindown.
 Lord_Hosk: So all that and Jacob does nothing... woops
 Lord_Hosk: the dice gonna get yah
 RandomTrivia: 
 e_bloc: the only thing better than winning is winning /and/ tilting
 Getter404: A Borse.
ThePixelSavage: there is rule 34 art of that
Shadowsoflife: don't google
Shadowsoflife: do use duckduckgo
 ContingentCat: Not googling things is a kind of self care
 e_bloc: what if peregrine falcon but also horse
gruntleddruzhina: Sigmar is not with you on that role.
UtilityPunk: So many people need 40,000 warhammers to win, but Erika only needs 8
gruntleddruzhina: It's not the size of the warhammer but how you use it.
 ContingentCat: A prequel lol
 niccus: what expedition are you on
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: I don't want to have to deal with the W2K bug again.
 PharaohBender27: Warhammer 1k - It's the First Crusade
 Chesul: So, it took me a while, but I actually went and found the rules on what Jacob was trying to do earlier with the retreat. it's 14.2, the shooting phase. "Declare: Pick a friendly unit that has not used the Run or Retreat ability this turn to use this ability" so even if he had gotten his unit far enough away, retreating means you can't shoot.
phoenixfeather14: GG!
 e_bloc: the sister kissing is complete
 notthepenguins: yoooo
 PharaohBender27:  Erika 
gruntleddruzhina: I think Applebee's is the punishment. Not the reward.
 Chesul: Those look absolutely amazing Cam.
 PharaohBender27: 969
 IsSecretlyPaul: Good cloak
Cheese_Hammer: 99 
 IsSecretlyPaul: Subassemblys are for cowards
 IsSecretlyPaul: I like building the entire model cause it helps you understand the light more
 Dog_of_Myth: Holy...
 definenull: 
 Enki1256: Those are some good nids
 IsSecretlyPaul: Yo ben that came out nice
 definenull: excellent tongueing
 e_bloc: its a beauty
Raincoast_Bear: Is that the newest Tyranid kill team?
ThePixelSavage: Ben has come a long way with his painting.
ThePixelSavage: this looks great
 Enki1256: Those are the raveners indeed.
 Gekyouryuu: I look at those and want to paint lava streams trickling out from the rocks
 IsSecretlyPaul: See ben i told you the fanatics are good
 Dog_of_Myth: #notsponsoled
 e_bloc: nice
 lamina5432: gnigth
Shadowsoflife: we did this
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 Gekyouryuu: "just a casual reminder that everything is YOUR fault."
gruntleddruzhina: Thank you. Wonderful work.
 definenull: thank you everyone 
 PharaohBender27: Awww, you didn't have to shout me out like that before the subcrawl 
 ContingentCat: Thanks y'all 
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 IsSecretlyPaul: Spearhead is good!
Raincoast_Bear: Good night. I just got here so I'll watch the replay.
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Getter404: The big big shoulder boys
 IsSecretlyPaul: Ben ill get you those bonerboiz sometime soon
Raincoast_Bear: Horus Heresy 3 launch box - $400 in Canada.
 definenull: hold....
  Juliamon: 
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 Getter404: Ghoooooosts
Shadowsoflife: XD
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 e_bloc:  
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Shadowsoflife: da bits
 Earthenone: am i late? 
 Lockraemono: someone tell ben hi from me
 rosesmcgee: gross
 e_bloc: like that 7 mana artifact...is that a common
 lamina5432: plastic model
Raincoast_Bear: Flannel scratch build?
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/FragilePricklyFriseeFreakinStinkin-bQi3QXLGK6N4h4xo
  Juliamon: PlaMo
Raincoast_Bear: Plamo! ah!
Raincoast_Bear: Adam will fight himself.
 e_bloc: my money is on Kathleen Dimir
 PharaohBender27:  
 definenull: Kathleen? What a surprise
Raincoast_Bear: I would believe anything you tell me about Kathleen.
Raincoast_Bear: Happy camping with Remi
 Lockraemono: bow wowt
phoenixfeather14: sure is a lot of "no work " there
Raincoast_Bear: PubG???
 definenull: i mean they did play counterstrike a while back
 PharaohBender27: The Rifle Trifle!?
 e_bloc: next week can we keep regressing and play starcraft
 PharaohBender27: 
Raincoast_Bear: They should play O. G. Quake deathmatch.
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