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djalternative: I guess I've awoken from a nap
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djalternative: I'd like to sleep more but hopefully I'll be watching superman soon
OldUncleDan: Personally hoping for at least one Ravnica Allegence draft.
pleonasticTautology: hi everyone!
TheWriterAleph: oh hai
Aceviru: o/
djalternative: take 2
bytecaster: Lets do Halo 2
djalternative: camera speed
Diabore: hi g, i dont think ive had a chance to say this yet, great FF vid
djalternative: sound speed
TehAmelie: yoo
terminaltractor: It's a great background
djalternative: g, we didn't say action yet
Diabore: sorry g, lens cap was on, can we take that again
bytecaster: Great first take!
OldUncleDan: Do you still have that "Good Luck" framed?
terminaltractor: Graham ASMR???
TheWriterAleph: and ME
pleonasticTautology: graham that was a great "viewers like you" segment
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Diabore: i dont think ive had a chance to say this yet, great FF vid g
bytecaster: Continuity!
OldUncleDan:
Sorry, I'm still new here. 
djalternative: I appreciated that vid as a non FF player
Mai_Andra:
They have makeup for shiny. You may find some at London Drugs. 
pleonasticTautology: i haven't watched the ff vid yet because it's... daunting
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djalternative: I did know a couple of things thanks to Floydo's animation of vids
bytecaster: To be fair, there are a lot of roman numerals in those games
djalternative: but I've never indulged myself
pleonasticTautology:
my nesting partner did @ me about some pronunciation woes 
mielkevejen: I also really appreciated the video as a non-FF player ^_^
TheWriterAleph: wait wait people were WRONG on the internet???
bytecaster: So normal Youtube comments, huh
Diabore: thats a semantic
DakotaKobold: Good luck on the games Graham
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SusanTD: I like it too!
Bugberry: all I thought was you undersold how ridiculous Sephiroth’s Supernova is.
Aceviru: I liked the video. You put in so much time into it and it came out great.
Diabore: really enjoyed the tonberry clip inclusion
NornsFelidar: Hey Graham! alone again?
pleonasticTautology: whoaaAAaaaAAAaaaAAaaa
Snowwraith: Make me streamer grow (on the overlay)
djalternative: Graham, if you remember that I used to do poetry quotes for my resub messages, I have bad news. I've found a really mean one for the next resub
bytecaster: It somehow feels correct that Zanarkand comes in tapped, just from the vibes
Diabore: oh thats a self destruct not a suplex
duckace11: Graham I really appreactie the latest crapshot and the correct Pronciation of Bangor
pleonasticTautology: @bytecaster [tidus narrator voice] i forgot it came in tapped.
terminaltractor:
Just Graham, how intimate 
djalternative: It means I hope you really like homophones and homonyms, G.
Earthenone: 2 more lands till bahamut
Diabore: we might just be dead
pleonasticTautology: ohohohoho
bytecaster: Surely we will live long enough
raulghoulia: i enjoyed the aside discussing the correct pronunciation of Tidus
Diabore: killbomb?
TheWriterAleph: live long AND prosper, you say
Earthenone: the bomb
Earthenone: its growing
Diabore: bomb can keep growing
Diabore: to grow bomb
Earthenone: they kicked it to grow the bomb and bash for 5
bytecaster: Only one more land in hand for the big guy now!
Gekyouryuu: So I think I mentioned this in the YouTube comments, but that buff tan Vayne in 12, Graham? Long before I ever saw 12 played, that version of Vayne was the first I ever saw him, as a card in the FFTCG, and that card is basically just original Elesh Norn give or take
Diabore: now we only need to draw 1 land
Diabore: so many bomba
bytecaster: Wait, our opponent is full of bombs
pleonasticTautology: someone is setting your opponent up the bomb
Diabore: op is a king bomb
Chichen: well, they were told to draft bombs
terminaltractor: It's a genuine FF random encounter, all bombs all the time
pleonasticTautology: @Chichen beat me to it lmao
bartimus_thundercask: Kenji played someone with 5 bombs today before he conceeded
Gekyouryuu: Yup. He costs 8, but costs 4 less for each untapped "land" you sacrifice before casting him, and he just does the Elesh Norn "pump your board, shrink theirs"
Diabore: bombhamut
Bruceski: Aren't you one mana sh-- oh right, Blitzball does something other than draw cards
Snowwraith: She is such a problem if they have the 4+ mana spells to keep drawing into.
Diabore: bahombmut
Diabore: thats better
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EJGRgunner: I have no idea what the significance of the number 92 is. We need more numbers with memes about them.
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bytecaster: It all worked out!
TheWriterAleph: beeeeg
raulghoulia: that's 10 Bahamut, right?
Bruceski: Bahamut status: summoned
pleonasticTautology: @raulghoulia correct
ShaneLeeAtk: Distance from Key West to Cuba is 92 miles
SusanTD: Shhhhaaaaammmeee
duckace11: a location radio station had a meme where if you called in a birthday and didn't give an age you were 92
bytecaster: Bahamut might be good when you can cast him, who knew
Chichen: i wish we had an FFXIV bahamut, he literally blew up eorzea
NornsFelidar: Graham, I sent Kathleen an email several weeks ago, but it might have ended up in spam. I promise it's not! (sender email same as my username)
raulghoulia: neo
Earthenone: zero was the one from space
KingOfDoma: There's also the Bahamut from FfXVI that's also a dude
Bugberry: Granblue has some cool Bahamuts.
Diabore: cmon forest
raulghoulia: and Bahamut SIN in advent children
bartimus_thundercask: Its liks that college humor bit " would you like bulbasaur, squirtle or Dark Bahamut?"
NornsFelidar: thank you!
Mindfire13: This just in: Thing named "Bahamut" is very powerful
OldUncleDan: The joke from FFVII Mechinabridged where Barrett starts listing off all of the different Bahamuts.
Bugberry: @bartimus_thundercask sounds like your average Pokemon randomizer.
pleonasticTautology: oh oh graham i just remembered
pleonasticTautology: thanks to you + a final fantasy steam sale, i now own 13-2
bytecaster: This is just a psychological attack to make our opponent think we are playing mono-red and have flashbacks to old standard
tryllebanjo: Ooof
pleonasticTautology: all the FFs are on sale on steam rn
tryllebanjo: Final Fantasy 26 or 11?
pleonasticTautology: @tryllebanjo the sequel to 13
Diabore: 13 is fine, 13-2 is pretty good, 13-3 exists
pleonasticTautology: i have 1-12 on the switch
djalternative: Theoretically, the first of my Superman companions should be getting back from work right about now.
OldUncleDan: I personally was hoping that they would have made a sequel to FF 15. It would be called 15-2 and have a cribbage minigame.
MWGNZ: i picked up 9 for less than $8 so im happy
Justherefortherewards:
A friend watching your vod recognized my username, so now you're obliged to say hello to me 
pleonasticTautology: because our pc is mooostly a ff14 box
bytecaster: Arena, pls
tryllebanjo:

raulghoulia: Ivalice is one of the best worlds theyve made
SusanTD:

petey_vonwho: I've had FF7 and FFX-2 for years. I should probably beat those some day.
ShaneLeeAtk: I play through FF6 on my GBA once a year
theambivalentagender: My partner suggested I try 9
TehAmelie:
@pleonasticTautology they made 11 sequels to FF1? 
Bugberry: I never realized until recently Vierra first appeared in Tactics Advanced. it’s the only FF game I played for a long time.
bytecaster: I guess we were mono-red til the end
djalternative: So g, space? how are you digging the vibes?
pleonasticTautology: but yeah, hopefully on tuesday i'm going to start streaming and make my way through every mainline FF game!
Diabore: come to space, we have weird revolt, weird adventure, and weird level up
Bugberry: The format looks Warped.
Robot_Bones: Space space. Gotta go space
Aceviru: Pun intended?
Bruceski: I played mtg back in the 90s, so seeing slivers are back in even a small form makes me feel all tingly
terminaltractor: EoE is way more interesting than aether drift
bytecaster: Weird level up is also weird vehicles though, so double the fun
djalternative: I'm excited to get a new Sliver Overlord
Earthenone:
thanks for the heads up on the FF sale, can get the 1-6 bundle right now for 40 bucks between that and the humble discount 
Mindfire13: My first, and currently only, FF game is 4 3d remake. Mostly due to Cecil and Bonus Sheet Golbez helping me go 3-0 at my prerelease
Justherefortherewards: Do I real
Bugberry: Weird adventure also like weird Evoke/Forecast.
Justherefortherewards: Do I recall* correctly that the PPR is on a monday this time?
Bruceski: I recently got back into Bravely Default 2, does that count?
pleonasticTautology: @Justherefortherewards yep!
pleonasticTautology: !ppr
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Earthenone: its going to be on Moon day, because space
snowewolf: a monday how novel
djalternative: did they bartz it or did they boko it?
djalternative: who's to blame?
raulghoulia: i'll be cold in the ground before i recognize Bartz
NornsFelidar: just don't invite Garfield to ppr
Mangledpixel: boop
pleonasticTautology: hehehehehehe
djalternative: Would Richard show up if they had lasagna?
Diabore: lul theyre dead
tsp397: Is there now an opportunity to actually use the Unfinity spacesuits at a PPR?
pleonasticTautology: they've expired and gone to meet their maker
pleonasticTautology: they're a stiff
pleonasticTautology: bereft of life, they rest in peace
raulghoulia: somersault their butts
Earthenone: i hope each cast member dresses up as a diferent sci fi franchise
Diabore: released to the wilds
djalternative: okay. how many phone calls do I have to make to get LRR up in space for the space ppr?
pleonasticTautology: you do have those tng outfits from db
Diabore: so all star trek got it
Justherefortherewards: I'm real excited for my new commander precon, one of the clear upgrades *quintupled* in price over night..
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Bruceski: Just pick sci-fi stuff where people are in normal clothes. Contact and such
Mindfire13: What about poorly dressing up as different sci-fi franchises?
ProcyonFlynn: Technically, if you think about it. Everyone IS in space. Earth is our spaceship
raulghoulia: weightlessness might be an issue
constablecrab: We are all in space technically.
NornsFelidar: sending one to space is not a problem. getting them back might be?
Aarek: @Bruceski like Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy
djalternative: how good do you think you'd be at playing magic in zero G? we could just send y'all on the vomit comet
raulghoulia: @Justherefortherewards Zask?
MehallD: @raulghoulia what you're saying is metallic sleeves and a magnetic playing surface
Justherefortherewards: Stellar job on the FF card video btw, it was loved by me (magic nerd with no ff experience) and a friend of mine (ff nerd with very little magic experience)
theambivalentagender: At Petsmart when I worked there you could get "recognition points" to spend on stuff in their system and the highest costed thing was the opportunity to spend a day in "space"
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Greyah: Or just use YGO's Duel Disk system.
pleonasticTautology: @djalternative if it's zero-g, then graham can't be there
Mindfire13: You become Raham in Zero-G
JoshManVGH: Magnetic card sleeves?
pleonasticTautology: @Mindfire13 one of the many names written on graham's coffee cups
SarkhanGluedBackTogether:
the board state gets away from me whenever I play commander anyway 
Justherefortherewards: Good luck shuffling your deck in all magnetic sleeves
djalternative: so when race cars hit turns at 12G, that means they're packing 12 of you in there?
Bruceski: @pleonasticTautology That took me way too long to get.
terminaltractor: Kilograms are too intense, one gram is enough already
djalternative: you can kill titan, right?
Earthenone: equally large lad without an experation date
Bruceski: get to destroy Titan
djalternative: I know Legion
MehallD: That's absolutely an LSH hero
Justherefortherewards: So he's like Darwin but much worse
raulghoulia: Matter Eating Lad totally
pleonasticTautology: i LOVE lsh
djalternative: they've brought The Legion back and now they're working for Darkseid
Earthenone: sun boy or son boy?
Mindfire13: That actually seems like a decent power ngl
KingOfDoma: That does sound like it could be a Legion of Substitute Heroes dude...
terminaltractor: Wait... I also eat matter
pleonasticTautology: who was the LSH member who was from the planet bismol
Mangledpixel: is that also where Arm-Fall-Off-Boy comes from?
NornsFelidar: I definitely heard Met Her Eat Her lad?
Mindfire13: Limit Break the beast
pleonasticTautology: i think friends of mine have written LSH for DC?
pleonasticTautology: i'd have to check
engineerbudy: Bouncing Boy was one of my favorites
Bruceski: Partial limit break and self destruct
Earthenone: double behemoth and slef destruct it yeah
Diabore: probably
Aceviru: Make them have it
MehallD: @pleonasticTautology Calorie Queen
djalternative: Darkseid got himself killed to create an entire earth in his image so he could have a future Legion of Superheroes in his image, to be precise
snowewolf: are we allowed to talk about spoilers in this chat or would you rather not ?
Bugberry: they'll never see it coming
CuteTeaGoat: the Final Fantasy set spoils most things anyway
snowewolf: no edge of Eterintys
Jundinator: Hello G.
Bruceski: If I remember right the rule is "leaks don't exist"
Aceviru: Lol
TheMerricat: Spoiler: Bridge to Tarabethia was sad.
Mindfire13: Spoiler: Vader is Luke's dad
TheWriterAleph: @TheMerricat D:
Reldnahcire: leaks don't exist? don't tell my dishwasher...
Aceviru: Ooooh
pleonasticTautology: spoiler: aerith dies
snowewolf: no prob - cos i cant tell if these are leaked or not
Justherefortherewards: For example, my entire new commander deck! It's so cool.
Aceviru: Spoiler: Tifa dies
Aceviru: In MTG
Juliamon: ooh!
pleonasticTautology: ooo!
Justherefortherewards: Ooo riftbound
Greyah: By the way Graham, I really enjoyed the Final Fantasy x MTG explained video.
pleonasticTautology: @snowewolf best bet is "check scryfall"
djalternative: The Dominion Bracelet has some dope ass art
Mindfire13: Spoiler: Urza's a bad guy fighting a slightly worse guy
Justherefortherewards: It's funny how well liked it is among magic AND ff people I know, a sign you did a great job
tryllebanjo: Behold!
GreatGodOm: "I'm sorry Magic, But I've been previewing other card games on the side."
KingOfDoma: I have watched that video all the way through twice now
Bruceski: @Mindfire13 He can't keep getting away with this.
pleonasticTautology: spoiler: deltarune chapter 5 comes out in 2026
LurkerSpine: I really enjoyed the video, but I do get tired of hearing about the 8 shade
engineerbudy: Dont call me shirley
Bruceski: We need slightly less bad guys to fight Urza
Jundinator: Spoiler: Rosebud is the sled
Bugberry: @pleonasticTautology I lost my Chapter 1 and 2 saves so now I gotta go through those again.
djalternative: the art of EoE is so damn gorgeous. I love it. A+
pleonasticTautology: @Bugberry i did that anyway because i bought it on the switch 2; VERY worth doing
tryllebanjo: !card Pupu UFO
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Bugberry: @pleonasticTautology I never did the superbosses anyway so I can try those this time.
Greyah: I only played a few FF games, so I enjoyed learning about the other ones. I’m actually considering playing 10 thanks to that video.
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: I didn't think the internet allowed for nuance, it's all love it or hate it
pleonasticTautology: @Bugberry sickos dot png
MehallD: 8 was dealt a rough hand
LurkerSpine: Yeah that came across, imo
Justherefortherewards: Holy moly the art for EoE is so good, every time I see a new card revealed I just stare at it for a while
YawnLance: Definitely came across the way you meant
KingOfDoma: 10 is great. Also, I own but haven't played 8... might have to get to it
OldUncleDan: Don't we all just want to loot?
pleonasticTautology: i am giving many FFs my first proper go during my big final fantasy feast
constablecrab: I personally fell off of FF games when everyone started looking like pop idols. I like the pixel art. Also I never owned a PlayStation. That was probably a factor.
KingOfDoma: I was heavily influenced by The Spoony Experiment, you see
MehallD: did they maybe surveil one to the bin
pleonasticTautology: @KingOfDoma that's not a spoon, that's a knife
DAC169: could have survieled one into the bin, right?
dolphgrim: Surveil 🫡
Bugberry: I feel really silly for finally downloading FF Tactics on my phone, then the rerelease gets announced a week later.
Jundinator: That or UI bug
pleonasticTautology: i'm SO excited for the fft thing
pleonasticTautology: aaaaaaa
tsp397: The biggest FF fan I know is a huge hype man for 8 and I just assumed everyone loved it
pleonasticTautology: i would LOVE for the FFTA games to get the same treatment
TheWriterAleph: for shame
Justherefortherewards: A very good dog
LurkerSpine: I'm gonna blame the translators on that one
Earthenone: thats fair, usualy a name ending in O is masculine
Bugberry: @pleonasticTautology A2 may have not as great a story as the others, but the mechanics and races were the coolest.
pleonasticTautology: @Bugberry i have fondness for both but also i have the "gba was peak" opinion
pleonasticTautology: <-- hoenn is favorite pokémon region
yakbop: you dont need to apologize to them, they're final fantasy fans
Earthenone: thats a very tapped land
raulghoulia: huhn, did not know that about Angelo
Aceviru: Oh. As a Spanish speaker, Angelo reads as a male name
KinkerbellRose: Us Final Fantasy players are forgiving.
djalternative: yeah. You understand how italian works. The original localizers seem to have not.
Diabore: do we have to kill angelo now?
Diabore: or not
bytecaster: We could self destruct the dog (I just wanted to write self destruct the dog)
pleonasticTautology: be nice to dog
Bugberry: @pleonasticTautology I blame FF Tactics S for making me not jump on Granblue earlier, because Granblue scratches the aesthetic itch of that era of FF.
CuteTeaGoat: I don't think that dog is licensed to fly an airship
pleonasticTautology: @Bugberry i thought granblue was a gacha?
dolphgrim: Angelo uses [self destruct]
Earthenone: we desrtuct here right?
theambivalentagender: @bytecaster dogs tend to self-destruct on their own, it's part of the fun of being a dog owner
Jundinator: Uhhhh FF Tactics S was Japan exclusive
Earthenone: saves us 6
Greyah: @pleonastictautology is that gen 3? Because that’s the best pokemon without a doubt.
pleonasticTautology: @Greyah it is!!!
Lord_Hosk: Hey Graham... I would encourage you to win by reducing your opponents life total or library to 0 or less before they do the same to you. Seems like a good strat
Foxmar320: Hello
Bugberry: @pleonasticTautology It is, but it's remained consistent in quality and improved for a decade. FF Tactics S barely lasted a year.
pleonasticTautology: hi foxmar
pleonasticTautology: @Bugberry huh.
pleonasticTautology: i try to avoid gacha games
OldUncleDan: Why self-destruct and not block? It had reach.
Jundinator: Tactics S didn't even get an English release
Foxmar320: No tweet today?
Diabore: barf
pleonasticTautology: because i am, unfortunately, somewhat easily influenced
Earthenone: at least we get rid of anima with behemoth
Cptasparagus: what is this, standard?
bytecaster: Yuna, why are you summoning Seymours mom?!?
yakbop: oh, hey, is Yuna getting back omniscience in standard?
pleonasticTautology: @Cptasparagus draft
Jundinator: Because it's strongest Aeon
Snowwraith: @bytecaster Did the optional sidequest.
Bugberry: @pleonasticTautology I generally do, but Granblue has so much free story that I felt I got enough out of it without needing to pay money.
bytecaster: Yuna does love achievements, it is well known.
Bugberry: @pleonasticTautology also Relink is really good.
bytecaster: I didn't know Rinoa could kick that hard
OldUncleDan: I have been loving Yuna (much like Tidus) in Brawl and Commander.
pleonasticTautology: i LOVE that fruity snacks got to preview namazu trader
Foxmar320: Ive done my part and made Graham post. Muhahahaaaa
Greyah:
The Namazu suck yes yes. But I kinda love them. Stupid garbage fish 
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Earthenone: ohh no, we have to draft again
bytecaster: Can't even cast Zack with Gongaga, smh
Jundinator: Could always sealed
dolphgrim: Me?
Bugberry: non-leak Edge of Eternity spoiler, Nutrient Block is a hilarious card. I love how much fun they have with Food designs.
constablecrab: o7
dolphgrim: Gongaga
dolphgrim: Almost got em! 😭
Diabore: if you cast bahamut. you won (from what i remember)
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phoenixletmeuseadashd: tuned in to exploding. good start!
bytecaster: We are in the green! Stonks!
NornsFelidar: respectable 5 wins, practically went infinite
Diabore: the other draft up atm is rav alegiance
Earthenone: its always hard explaining to new players that "quick" draft is the one where you can take your time
OldUncleDan: Awww... I was hoping you'd do a Ravinca Allegence draft.
dolphgrim: No! My butt! 😭😭😭
Justherefortherewards: Yep, it's a 'special event' of some kind
bytecaster: Oooor, we do it noooow?
Foxmar320: Concerning
Juliamon:

Dog_of_Myth: Weird
OldUncleDan: YAY!!!!!!!!
Dog_of_Myth: Ravinca WOOO
Justherefortherewards:
Hard force gruul time 
Justherefortherewards: Not gruul, then die!
theambivalentagender: Queue has been slow today
dolphgrim: Finally, some non-fiction mtg. 😋
bytecaster: @Justherefortherewards What is a Gruul Guildgate if not Gongaga?!
Dog_of_Myth: There is always the one...
Justherefortherewards:
I dont actually remember if Gruul is in Allegiance or the other one 
dolphgrim: They're roping
Lord_Hosk: That person is trying to figure out if you were joking about the Final fantasy
bytecaster: The last one always lets it rope a little, it is tradition
Justherefortherewards: They weren't expecting you and 5 stream snipers to show up, they thought they had a longer queue
OldUncleDan: @Justherefortherewards Gruul, Simic, Orzhov, Azorius, Rakdos.
theambivalentagender: The true ff14 experience: one guy isn't entering the damn raid
yakbop: as with any good conspiracy we start with out conclusion and work backwards
raulghoulia: @bytecaster Let's Rope is on tuesdays
pleonasticTautology: @theambivalentagender g-d, right?
pleonasticTautology: i call it the "dps fell asleep"
lamina5432: the enchantment
Greyah: Dps asleep at the pc.
Foxmar320: I hate those speed run swords people use in Destiny for that reason
YawnLance: Time to try and remember this set
Lord_Hosk: Clearly you take the rare
Earthenone: gates ablaze was a fun thing right?
bytecaster:
Gates, gates, gates! 
Cptasparagus: gates are like towns!
pleonasticTautology: mono-gates
Greyah: (I have actually, more than once, fallen asleep while in a queue in FFXIV, then startled awake just as the timer ran out)
pleonasticTautology: @Greyah oh same
DAC169:
going 5-color gates? 
Dog_of_Myth: @Justherefortherewards Good news, Azorius, Rakdos, Gruul, Simic and Orzhov are in this set.
Justherefortherewards: 5 color gate stuff
Bruceski: My computer's been broken for a month (a mix of diagnosis, getting new parts, and just shutting down from the stress of doing it over a mobile phone) and tonight's my first night back with the FF14 raid group. Gonna be fun.
Earthenone: i hope they make a land "town gate" that is both a town and gate
pleonasticTautology: i also fell asleep multiple times in the last ⅓ of pre-rework praetorium
pleonasticTautology: and no one noticed!
pleonasticTautology: because cutscenes.
YawnLance:
Cavalcade my beloved 
Greyah: @pleonasticTautology To be fair, that dungeon was an HOUR long!
Earthenone: probobly
yakbop: yes
Cptasparagus: @Greyah one of my friends has fallen asleep in the middle of a match of LoL while alive... multiple times.
bytecaster: Everybody might be going gates
pleonasticTautology: @Greyah YEP
Diabore: oh khans and everyone tries to force morphs
pleonasticTautology: @Diabore how can you tell, they're all upside-down
theambivalentagender: I want to build Wandering Minstrel with gates and towns and deserts and caves nonsense
tsp397: I had a sick Ikoria draft where everyone was trying to force cycling and passed me all the bombs
Greyah: Speaking of Praetorium, I guess that's what I'm doing right now.
Earthenone: open the gates, is basicly a gate
pleonasticTautology: @Greyah such devastation...
Dog_of_Myth: I remember Orzhov being fun in this set.
Justherefortherewards: Ha, I think that enemy got.. the point
A_Dub888: Hello friends, I... don't remember a Final Fantasy game set in Ravnica...
Greyah: @pleonasticTautology That's porta decubanana or whatever it's called.
pleonasticTautology:
ultima normal 
Juliamon: The FF queue didn't like us anyway
Cptasparagus: @A_Dub888 this is the "etc" part of the title
YawnLance: Yeah everyone remembered the gates deck exists and it's all people want to do
Arimus221: Easy solution, ignore gates, draft aggro or simic counters
Bruceski: "Oh wow, I remember this set. Why haven't I done it in a while? ...oh that's why."
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Dog_of_Myth: Oatsplash is a strong name
TheWriterAleph: jinkies
Cptasparagus: Ga Dzukes
raulghoulia: loved them on Taskmaster
yakbop: the signals were thgere!
Bugberry: Meanwhile another drafter has all of the gates and no gates ablaze.
Justherefortherewards: Let's just play Izzet in the set that didn't have Izzet, but with an assortment of out of color gates
pleonasticTautology: "consign to the pit" should have artwork of james' minecraft skin
Diabore: that was loud
yakbop: we could just complete this draft drop and go back to FF
djalternative: G, can I ask you a very stupid question I've been asking friends all week?
DAC169: was that the same rare from your first pack?
raulghoulia: another warrant/warden is wild
Bugberry: Mass Manipulation for late-game winconc?
Diabore: mass nips
Earthenone: UUUU in a 5 color deck what could go wrong
tvitchgames95: Hello guys how is it going?
djalternative: I'm hoping for a gatebreaker ram or three
Barb4rian: Oh is this 5 color good stuff?
Juliamon: 5 colour gate stuff
OldUncleDan: All cards are playable if you believe in yourself!
Barb4rian:
@Juliamon 
theambivalentagender: 5 color stuff
dougma: this draft is giving me wacky draft flashbacks to the other youtube channel you did magic content for... waaaay back when
tvitchgames95: Which mod is it?
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walkeroftales: please, graham, groodions only make that noise if they're particularly noxious. If you're drafting, they're drafting. Let them pass.
ghizmou: I remember UW decks whose only wincons was recursing spells with clear the mind
OldUncleDan: Incubation Druid would be really nice.
Earthenone: 2/3 reach thats easy yto cast?
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: I had forgotten about clear the mind
Arimus221: It's okay, you can draft it still later lol
Snowwraith: Yeah it reserves the draft entry if you buy it but quit the queue.
Foxmar320: Im confident something will happen in pack three
Earthenone: them gates to be a blaze
YawnLance: 420 (a)blaze it
Dog_of_Myth: Oh, that's good
Diabore: robot?
OldUncleDan: Growth Spiral would be nice.... But it's not Gates Ablaze.
vinewood_og: Yes, we've been trying to reach you about your deck's extended warranty.
Aceviru: Gates
djalternative: you were talking about lips
djalternative: and reading
Bugberry: Everyone is fired
pleonasticTautology: everything okay?
raulghoulia: strike breaking
YawnLance: The action never stops
Earthenone:

Dog_of_Myth: So TEETH
dougma: crap, I was going to guess that!
Fantusta: I scheduled a dentist appointment today also!
lamina5432: the fight spell?
pleonasticTautology: i scheduled two different doctor appointments today
Foxmar320: My guess was dinner
dolphgrim: Did you set your dental apt to 230? 👀👀
YawnLance:

kumatsu: owned owned owned
pleonasticTautology: hahahahahahaaHAHAHA
Dog_of_Myth:

YawnLance: He's funny without even trying
MehallD: gottem
NornsFelidar: I can only lip read in one language and in that language you were talking about buying 10 kilos of ground beef for kebabs
Snowwraith: The classic.
dolphgrim: 😂 it's the only joke I know and I'm so proud to have been given this opportunity. 🥹
Bugberry: They never see the Stifle coming
theambivalentagender: Horr-ors
TheWriterAleph: mreow
YawnLance: Meow (grumbled) the universal cat noise
lightfut: He said I don't know also
terminaltractor: This is one of THE decks of all time
kristian_fischer: Hey there, Graham. I see you've assumed your Thinking Slouch!
RayFK: What.... what have you drafted
LibraryWitchKei: @YawnLance Yup I remember all the times that Y'Shtola and G'raha did that in the FF14 story
Aceviru: It would be funny if the next set's board was muted for in game sounds. Because space.
lamina5432: this will either go really well or we go back to ff
terminaltractor: Little sun, little sun !
RayFK: OH
RayFK: You did have guildgates
RayFK: I'm less judgy now
kristian_fischer: "How many Gates?" "Yes!"
YawnLance:
@LibraryWitchKei Exactly. Raha always makes that noise when he's explaining very serious concepts 
RayFK: I saw a 4 color pile with no gates and thought you had lost your damn mind
MegaDosX: Gateless Gates lmao
Cptasparagus: massive man nips is prety expensive
YawnLance: Can? Yes. Should? No.
MegaDosX: Incoming 7-0, let's go
DAC169:
No Gates, All SKILL 
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Gekyouryuu: so, is Arena programmed such that, if you run even a single land less than 17 in draft, you just never see any of them?
Gekyouryuu: to punish you?
YawnLance: I miss when we used to get interactable maps
DAC169: @Gekyouryuu no, Arena is programmed to punish you on lands in general
LurkerSpine:
100 Instead of Gateless Gates, have you tried less Gates Gates
electra310:
I like your video of all the FF cards, Graham! Working my way through it. 
Aceviru: We're online!
couchboyj: I also quite enjoyed the Final Fantasy video
Barb4rian: Worth saying, I fall into your target audience with that video. Still about half an hour to go XD -- You had mentioned that the only people watching were FF fans
drachenfells: It was a fantastic video
Foxmar320: I really enjoyed it
MegaDosX: I mean I'm a Magic player who hasn't Finaled a Fantasy and I watched the whole thing and enjoyed it
Barb4rian: Yeah, I'm that intended audience =)
SonofThoth: Hey that was me! I appreciated it immensely!
AFamiliarCalledEl: Yeah, it was a nice video to watch in between replaying all of the FF games :v
NornsFelidar: how far into the process of making that video you realized you are in too deep but there's no way back?
couchboyj: I consider myself a fan and I still only know about half the mainline games
Greyah: To be fair, I've only played FF 5, 6, 13, and 14. And watched your playthrough of 12. So I learned a lot.
Cptasparagus: @MegaDosX but are you LRR pilled
Jensling: As a non finalist of the fantasies, I enjoyed the video
YawnLance: Big fan of both and thought the video was awesome
theambivalentagender: I watched it and enjoyed it as someone who a
Bugberry: The FF set, and your video, made me realize how much I don't know about the franchise. I thought I knew enough despite having played none of the mainline ones.
Aceviru: I'm not a ff fan. It made me care more about the cards now that I at least know some lore
MegaDosX: @Cptasparagus I don't know what that means, I think I'm not online enough
theambivalentagender: *someone who has literally only played 14
MegaDosX: I remember playing Verity Circle in a Gadwick Brawl deck and accruing all of the value with it
Cptasparagus: idk verity is good here
YawnLance: Everyone was stuck in a pod with at least 4 people trying to force gates
AFamiliarCalledEl: Considering half of the games didn't even get their whole main cast as cards, I think 14 did fine
LurkerSpine: Honestly WotC could do a set for almost each FF game
YawnLance: 14 got a whole commander deck and tons of main set cards. I cannot complain
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Diabore: 5 got: bartz, boko, exdeath
Earthenone: justice for bash
TheMerricat: I'm sure that's in the works once they stop counting their money from this set.
raulghoulia: justice for Irvine
Fantusta: I didn't even like FF8 and I'm mad Selphie didn't get a card
theambivalentagender: It did but there is still so much missing. But I get it.
Greyah: I made custom sleeves with my character from FFXIV on it for my Y'shtola deck.
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Bruceski: If you count expansions/remakes 14 and 7 are the most recent FF games so it makes sense they got focus. Also 14 has a lot of the job equipment. I wish they'd committed to giving every game a mythic, though.
Snowwraith: Yeah, 14 got a commander deck and it's got some legendary creature themes in there so it got a lot of them.
Fantusta: The "Japanese AMerican baseball names" part of the FF14 part of Graham's video was my favorite
Mai_Andra: I wanted more FFXI cards. I think 14 got enough, with even a dedicated commander deck.
OldUncleDan: Hell, Balthier and Fran had to SHARE a card!!!!
raulghoulia: justice for Penelo!
Earthenone: one land and the oponent can tap both lol
Earthenone: or is it tow?
Diabore: @raulghoulia ehhhhh
TheMerricat:
@OldUncleDan Like you can see either them on their own. 
Greyah: @OldUncleDan Sure, but you'd put Han Solo and Chewie on the same card as well if this were Star Wars lbr
lightfut: Penelo and Basch and Selphie and Irvine and
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electra310: Someone is here!
raulghoulia: was that your dentist appointment?
terminaltractor: I'm glad FF11 at least got the controversial Absolute Virtue
TheMerricat: Oh god, I just realized the final trajectory of WoTC's decisions... we are definately going to get a litteral Star Wars set someday in the future when Disney gets tired of making their own card games....
LibraryWitchKei: @terminaltractor It's iconic in its own way
silent_sol: are you fighting turbo fog?
MegaDosX: Too blinkered on the fog
pleonasticTautology: this format has a fog???
Bugberry: A lot of things in this game have been silly
MegaDosX: Opponent pls
pleonasticTautology:
tbf i wasn't playing magic during this 
Justherefortherewards: Yeah but then the root snare would've felt like less value, so no tapping for cards
Aceviru: Sparks are flying in this heated battle
ForOhForError: has the "shuffle your graveyard" control list too iirc
TheMerricat: Fog is all over in Alchemy ranked right how. it's annoying.
pleonasticTautology: went from eventide to, uh, kaladesh
NornsFelidar: when you can't draft good stuff, you aim for okay stuff. when you can't draft okay stuff - you draft fogs
LurkerSpine: is it another duelist?
terminaltractor: But like there were so many FF11 protag sidekicks that got the shaft... Lion, Prishe, Lilisette, Alphaeu
DAC169: @Gekyouryuu sure sounds like Arena
Diabore: cancel? actual factual cancel?
Diabore: oh boo
Justherefortherewards: That was objectively the funniest outcome, hello 3/3 frog
Snowwraith: @Gekyouryuu Random chance be like that.
terminaltractor: Lilisette being a double faced card that transformed to Lady Lilith would have been neat
silent_sol: *hug your next creture*
OldUncleDan: Can't do it to the Flyer.
MegaDosX: Shenaniganry!
MegaDosX: Is it worth Ablazing here?
DAC169: burn now, or later?
electra310: And it burns burns burns, the gates of fire
Justherefortherewards: So.. do you miss the FF draft environment yet?
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MegaDosX: Oh my god your opponent built bloody Simic Tempo in draft
Bugberry: This whole game "Sure why not"
rosesmcgee: all optimal play patterns are out the window this game
Justherefortherewards: "Simic bounce and root"
terminaltractor: Simic... Slaw
Snowwraith: If it goes on long enough they might draw themselves out.
terminaltractor: It's got lots of things in it
djalternative: G, I'd like to ask you a very stupid but timely question: Soup or Man?
Earthenone: we are dead if they dont know its not once per turn
30teracyte: youre dob arent you?
terminaltractor: Super dead
MegaDosX: They finally activated it twice in a turn!
DAC169:

schordash:

Foxmar320:

Justherefortherewards: Opponent finally learned they can tap you twice
MegaDosX:
What a strange deck to get walloped by 
MegaDosX: Well now you have!
raulghoulia: it does work in my Derevi deck
djalternative: that might be my first time ever seeing verity circle cast in limited
djalternative: you can counter something like evolving wilds just to spite them
Justherefortherewards: "For this deck" is doing all the heavy lifting
schordash: love that for us
Barb4rian: Phrasing?
theambivalentagender: She spew on my spear until I take 1 damage
OldUncleDan: Oh... They have a real card.
djalternative: RNA was the first set I started actually playing magic so I drafted quite a bit
MegaDosX: The Aristocrats!
terminaltractor: Varity circle is pretty based in my bant goad cmnd deck. My cmnd goads anything I put counters on and I just buff everyone else's creatures and make them fight. It's terrible but funny
Snowwraith: I definitely drafted a lot of Priest of Forgotten Gods in this format as no-one wanted to do that deck.
MegaDosX: Oh shit
YawnLance: uh oh
kumatsu: watching this drat is tempting me to boot up Arena and draft this format NOT going for the 5c gatess and see if I can get a good deck outside that lane
Bugberry: You could count Forgotten God's activated ability if tyhey try it
KaleidoscopeMind: oh hey the thinking slouch
Bugberry: counter it I mean
Khalstrom: Repudiate would have been good there
Justherefortherewards: Thats a lot of plains for a rakdos deck
raulghoulia: judith is a very funny name for a magic card
djalternative: @kumatsu oh easily. it's the hardest deck to draft
terminaltractor: RIP
Bugberry: That was a turn
kumatsu: OP is popping off
MegaDosX: Priest getting into the red zone, that doesn't happen all that often
MegaDosX: And yeah what the hell was that draw from the opponent, they curved out like mad
tryllebanjo: Weeelp
Justherefortherewards: What a successful draft this has been
Foxmar320: opps lol
Barb4rian: That felt gross and I wasn't even playing
ForOhForError: judith'll do that
djalternative: this seems like how 9/10 gates draft decks go.
Earthenone: we dident have a read up i dont think
A_Dub888: Graham “off by one (turn)” Stark
30teracyte: i dont think you had an untapped red source anyways
Dragonfirewiz: From Ben Wheeler to Graham
Earthenone: red*
Dragonfirewiz: hi
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djalternative: okay. finally off to go see Superman. adios all
kumatsu: they're in there, AND their fight is dope
Aceviru: This is why we can't have nice things
raulghoulia: the initially uncommented timer for Knights of the Round made me so anxious
Barb4rian: If only our human brains worked that way
djalternative: again. thanks for that vid, graham
Foxmar320: Challenge accepted and failed
EsperDerek1: It'd be nice if human beings were capable of that, but our brains are just not wired that way. Your vid was great, tho.
schordash: at least he's hopeful, folks x3
Mai_Andra:
Valigarmanda was only recently added to 14 in the last expansion. I did not even recognize it had been used before... 
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GredGredmansson: oh yeah the vid was amazing i listened to it during a long drive
KaleidoscopeMind: Challenge accepted (no intention of completing, I just wanted the quest giver marker to disappear from my map)
GredGredmansson: I have Dagger Caster in my Gev Lizards deck
pleonasticTautology: we actually realized recently that we're dogshit at leaving positive comments/feedback
Earthenone: remember comboing it with bladebrand
Fantusta: I wished the video were longer and more, so you have that going for you
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A_Dub888: @KaleidoscopeMind but now it’s in your quest log
Earthenone: ohh they had the como but dident full control
Earthenone: thats unfortunante for them
pleonasticTautology:
so graham, if you could pass this along to everyone: y'all do such great work, as actors, improvisors, writers, editors, and everything else y'all do. please keep it up. 
MegaDosX: But the /value/ Graham
MtGJam: I wonder if they had the deathwatch instant in hand but didn't full control it
KaleidoscopeMind: @A_Dub888 but I can mute it from my quest log
MegaDosX: Hah
Fantusta: Back to the pit
raulghoulia: the great editing in all your content doesn't get near enough kudos
agentofsaruman69: wait i have just arrived, are we tired of final fantasy already?!
Barb4rian: Jordynne and Matt slay with the cheeky editing =)
pleonasticTautology: i think my favorite instance of a+ top-notch editing is the latest(?) beejdrop
pleonasticTautology: "the rideshare", iirc?
dragon_pandaDnd: soon we almost to space
Earthenone: they trade and go to 1, then our gate is letah
GredGredmansson: ONE WIN
A_Dub888:

Aceviru: It's proof
Fantusta: One is not zero!
Foxmar320: One!
GredGredmansson: HA, HAHA, ONE!
schordash:
1

MegaDosX:
Yes! Yes! Yes! 
dragon_pandaDnd: one win
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theambivalentagender: I haven't drafted this set in ages and I just killed someone with two very determined Tin Street Dodgers am I doing this tight
Fantusta: Very steepy, very creepy, very eepy
schordash:
i thought this was RE 
Foxmar320: It does
Earthenone: !prime
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pleonasticTautology: use your jaffy dollars
Dragonfirewiz: !ppr
pleonasticTautology: *jassy dollars
MegaDosX: What if I want to leave a jar of change at the front door to the Moonbase?
Earthenone: you can hand them 5$ when you run into them at a con too im told
tryllebanjo:

pleonasticTautology: i hate that i know who the current amazon ceo is
schordash:

RayFK: Mon. Day.
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MegaDosX: Edge of Eternities looks so cool
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tsp397: The only place not yet corrupted by capitalism
pleonasticTautology: i'm so excited for eoe
Earthenone: we can duelist and brand to kill something yeah
A_Dub888: @MegaDosX you’re so cool
pleonasticTautology:
may do a prerelease again 
MegaDosX: @A_Dub888 no u
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Watch the autotap. It will probably want to tap your swamp.
Mai_Andra: Monday! Monday!! MONday!!!
A_Dub888: @MegaDosX how dare
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raulghoulia: im glad they put so much effort into making the art in magic so good
MegaDosX: @A_Dub888 get got lmao
Dragonfirewiz: Space the final frontier
accountmadeforants: "I've seen... art."
Bugberry: I look forward to how Magic artists interpret the Avatar characters.
Dragonfirewiz: Area 51 on a magic card that would be cool
OldUncleDan: Magic the Gathering cards with good art? "Shirley", you jest!
OldUncleDan: joking.
Jensling: I'm going to the last place that hasn't been corrupted by Hasbro... SPACE! *laughing though attempts to keep a straight face*
schordash: the lil guy is for science >:Y
duck_pixel: hi! long time viewer, started watching because a friend recommended friday nights, still adore the series despite being ESL and thus it taking years to get some jokes. once even tried submitting subtitle translation for the first episode but they weren't too great and by the time i could make them better the feature got scrapped sadly. anyways the new season is superb, the wait was super worth it! really glad that you keep doing cool stuff (not just fn but lots of other things too)!!!
OldUncleDan: @Jensling Pretty sure Hasbro corrupted Space with the Transformers.
schordash: why do you know either of these sounds? xD
Persephonehime95: i just got here what is graham drafting?
Juliamon: RNA
MegaDosX: @Juliamon I can tell I only woke up an hour ago because my first thought seeing that in chat was "as opposed to DNA?"
Dragonfirewiz: Graham the crab killer
accountmadeforants: I hate that they not only scrapped community-submitted subtitles but also doubled down on automated subtitles
Juliamon:

raulghoulia: Ribonucleic?
Gekyouryuu: could always just draft the deck and not play it?
schordash:
optimism 
electra310: Perverse incentivization!
LurkerSpine: playing against turbo fog didn't help
Juliamon: It isn't familiar with niche terminology
Foxmar320: So many words
MegaDosX: All of the words
KaleidoscopeMind: it tries so hard, but it must garble
Juliamon: It also has A Time trying to subtitle live kitten cams
kumatsu: remembering the judging comment that Magic cards are not written in English, they are written in a programming language that masqueards as being English
MegaDosX: Mammoths Spider
electra310: YouTube has never called a kitten a heckin chonker in its life
accountmadeforants:

MegaDosX: Da ooze
schordash:

accountmadeforants:

Jamming_with_Jandalf: worse than ai subtitles is unsolicited ai voiceover. urgh
Barb4rian: Uh oh ooozy
Juliamon: that was a squishing-Gak-into-its-container noise
MegaDosX: v r o o m
Diabore: ooze is unreasonable
Foxmar320: If your fart sounds ozzy consult your doctor
duck_pixel: automated subtitles are conceptually cool (or used to be ig) but proper names straight up trip them up and i really wish they'd keep the community captions feature because that was a win-win kinda thing in a lot of aspects
pleonasticTautology: !card bladebrand
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LibraryWitchKei: Speaking of noises. I just opened a FF pack in arena, and when the Purphoros Kefka was revealed, his iconic laugh sound happened
MegaDosX: Bye ooze
A_Dub888: @MegaDosX booze
MegaDosX: @A_Dub888 Nah it's too early for that
A_Dub888: it’s 5 somewhere
jadielady: it's quarter to 7 here!
MegaDosX: It's apparently nearly 5pm US Mountain time
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MegaDosX: It is, however, almost 9am here
RayFK: I know you said everyone had a bad draft but it feels like this person did not
MegaDosX: Bladebrand would be funny here
TheMerricat: So my understanding about the community submitted subtitles was someone in their legal department woke up finally and realized that it put them at the same type of risk as the whole AOL Volunteers fiasco way back when your pappy played Magic, especially since it could easily be proven that they added value to videos that were being monitized and there was zero compensation for them.
Aceviru: Merfolk getting there!
MegaDosX: Alas
Aceviru: Uh, I mean, go G
A_Dub888: @RayFK they took everyone else’s good drafts
MegaDosX: The lizrog!
schordash: with the backdrop of jazz~
Dragonfirewiz: oh noo james curse
EnglishGrinn: Isn't it better to attack with Riot cat, and bounce at instant speed on double block?
EnglishGrinn: Blast
GredGredmansson: but then we don't draw
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duck_pixel: @TheMerricat thaaaat does make sense. still sad nonetheless. it sucks so much not being able to show my friends as much cool stuff because of it being kind of a headache for some of them to parse through english without any subtitles, let alone translated ones
Juliamon: Rodeo
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AtrusOfMyst: The Wheeling Runners
EnglishGrinn: Or win right now?
DAC169: lose?
EnglishGrinn: Maybe...?
Aceviru: We had a plan. It was gates. It went.
EnglishGrinn: Woo!
Kentosaurus: nice
DAC169:

pleonasticTautology: hohohoho
GredGredmansson: speaking of Quench, I really hope that gets reprinted in the Avatar set
MrPipboy3000: Wheeler raiding LRR feels like insider trading
ChunkySurprises: You lied
electra310: Topdeck Victory!
Foxmar320:

Cptasparagus: "its not going great" *ices someone*
vinopinguino: So no gates??
RayFK: So no gates?
RayFK: gdi
silent_sol: gateless gates
Bruceski: 5-color stuff
MegaDosX: @GredGredmansson With the cactus from the desert
vinopinguino: Haha too fast
Aceviru:
It's like forcing storm in cube 
RayFK: (It always was)
GredGredmansson: @MegaDosX it'll quench ya
eternal_elir: Whereas with gates...
pleonasticTautology: "five color bad stuff" is so funny
TheMerricat: Chat, here's a personal MTGA noob quesiton. I just started playing Arena in May. I've been having a huge amount of fun with the one deck that I repurposed out of one of the starter decks but since the ban I've been having my ass handed to me way more. I don't want to just build someone elses deck but try to adapt mine to the new meta. Are there any good places to share deck lists and get evaluations/reccomendations that AREN'T soley focused on Commander?
electra310: FIve Color Bad Stuff should be a pin
MrPipboy3000: @pleonasticTautology I prefer "Junk Tribal"
MegaDosX: Amplifire?!?
GreatGodOm: I got wrecked today by an opponent who cast the red 4-drop that pings all the opposing creatures, and cast bladebrand on it with the ability on the stack. 6 mana plaguewind.
pleonasticTautology: @MrPipboy3000 junk *kindred*
MrPipboy3000: @pleonasticTautology Touche
MegaDosX: You can Repudiate the trigger lmao
Bruceski: I saw an Amplifire in Momir. Dies next turn
GredGredmansson: with what gates?
theambivalentagender: Folks here who have played ff drafts: how often have yall seen the towns deck go off? I think I've seen it once
GreatGodOm: I think amplifire keeps the stats till their next turn.
GredGredmansson: oh i missed the "one of"
Diabore: yeah its next turn its back to 1/1
MegaDosX: So /now/ Repudiate the trigger
TheMerricat:
Well at least you drew one of your gates. 
MegaDosX: So it stays a 1/1 and you can zap it
theamc2000: neat
GredGredmansson: yeah now we can repudiate to stop the trigger
MegaDosX: It becomes a 1/1 then triggers again
EnglishGrinn: I think Repudiate the trigger is defensible
GredGredmansson: normally yes
Diabore: until it attacks again, itll go back to 1/1
Mai_Andra: "What gates? The gates that are definitely in this deck, I put them there myself."
A_Dub888: @MegaDosX holy crap a use for repudiate
MegaDosX: "I cast Repudiate targeting your Amplifire trigger" is a sentence I don't think anyone has ever said
Diabore: oh amplifire is upkeep
duck_pixel: oh god i just realized the peak of my magic days was right around the time of rna/grn/war
Bugberry: I used it a lot, just looking for fun triggers to counter. Using it to counter Priest of Forgotten Gods is hilarious.
singinnonsense: that's a funny self 2 for 1 (or 2 for 2 I guess)
eternal_elir: Who are you, Krark?
pleonasticTautology: i have to duck out
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electra310: Draft like the wind!
Grimnus: Could always quick draft
YawnLance: Could always Quick Draft to get through to the games faster
GreatGodOm:
Draft and leave a pile for the next LRRMTG pilot. 
duck_pixel: what a time it was, too. i miss it buuuuut i can't exactly go back and after how it's been downhill after the new phyrexia arc in certain departments i think i'm content with just playing commander with some of my friends once a month
DAC169:
"don't force Gates. everyone's doing it" 
GredGredmansson: TORT
Diabore: triple rare got damn
GredGredmansson: AND ZENOS?
RayFK: Okay which of these four viable first picks?
YawnLance: Wow sick pack
Grimnus: Titan imo but tough choice
RayFK: It's either Zenos or Titan IMO
Diabore: i slam zenos tbh, the person to your left is gonna be green
GredGredmansson: Zenos is probably the best but I drafted Tort once and it was SO great
nevyn666: id take zenos. you passing some decent green
GredGredmansson: let's make ALL the friends
LibraryWitchKei: Ah, our best friend
Snowwraith: Extremely funny
Diabore: yshtola doesnt die to double zenos
GredGredmansson: canon*
silent_sol: dimir problem seems like a good start
GredGredmansson: probably*
Grimnus: Yeah she even survives the -4/-4
Diabore: or flicker zenos twice
Snowwraith: You can always flicker herself as one of the two anyway.
YawnLance: Zenos 'I'm going to be a problem' yae Galvus
EsperDerek1: Well, she didn't die to Zenos in 14...
RayFK: Tje nerru
Aceviru: Lmao
RayFK: *the berry
GredGredmansson: we can win the game SO MANY TIMES
Grimnus: Crazy first 3
LibraryWitchKei: You can win the game so many times
nevyn666: gogo is good times
GredGredmansson: @LibraryWitchKei I KNOW RIGHT
RayFK: Combat tutorial
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: how many times can we use Zenos ability in a turn? YES
GredGredmansson: hello darkness my old friend
Grimnus: Darkness crystal is the only one of them good in limited
Diabore: crystal super nonbo with zenos
silent_sol: 4 pick 4 rares
nevyn666: i do like combat tutorial here
GredGredmansson: @Diabore nonbo how?
Diabore: honorary uncommon combat tutorial
bondeulv: @GredGredmansson opponent's creatures don't die
Diabore: @GredGredmansson zenos is the creature dies right? crystal says it dont die
RayFK: Look at those eight eyes
GredGredmansson: @Diabore No, it's when the creature LEAVES
RayFK: I think eyes or damper
Snowwraith: Hundred eyes.
silent_sol: ah, you saw the comment
RayFK: Ship is, meh?
wandering_t: hecteyes good with gogo and y'shtola
GredGredmansson: !card Zenos Yae Galvus
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Dragonfirewiz: well its 1 am here in sweden so i have to go to bed. Gn graham with chat
Juliamon: the *multiple* comments
Diabore: @GredGredmansson nevermind then, assumed it was dies
GredGredmansson: forager can help flip
Diabore: its so bad
A_Dub888: @RayFK Got it, Jordan Hopkins is anti- shipping
Diabore: hideway is so so bad
Jensling: @Dragonfirewiz Gn from other swede
bondeulv: that was a late fire magic
Snowwraith: Hideaway might work if you stumble into the green/white legends deck.
drcthulu: 4 legendary creatures is a big ask in limited
Diabore: 4 is a lot of legends
RayFK: Depending on the context? Yes.
Snowwraith: As Rinoa or Rufus also bring another legendary dog with them.
Greyah: Such devastation…
silent_sol: there was a late sun fate, maybe we white
Diabore: yknow what feels great? casting ultima when you have 2 creatures locked uder a couple auracites
Snowwraith: Scorpion Sentinel is a fun one.
silent_sol: there is a white drafter somewhere with 2 auracite, 2 garuda and an ultima
OldUncleDan: Sorry that the Ravnica Allegence draft didn't go so well. Thank you for running it! I do appreciate it!
A_Dub888: “I love Vaynes treachery” Judge Magistet Bergan
Cptasparagus: Dredd
GredGredmansson: that reminds me i do want to watch your ffxii playthrough at some point graham
Diabore: i like sanctum here
GredGredmansson: I don't like sanctum at all
GredGredmansson: there's too many things that card doesn't stop
nevyn666: no 9. unsubscribe. jk ily guys
OldUncleDan: Kathleen's FFX playthrough is missing a couple of episodes.
Snowwraith: Removal always good.
silent_sol: removal so important
Diabore: rip serah
OldUncleDan: Episode 10 and 11, I believe.
silent_sol: late suplex
TheMandrew: i picked up the pixel remasters of FF1 through 6 on the steam sale, and currently working my way through 1 and having a great time with it
accountmadeforants: Unrelated but related since it's FF draft: Oh hell, Diamond Weapon has Reach.
Diabore: titan, also a reacher
A_Dub888: !card diamond weapon
LRRbot: Diamond Weapon [7GG] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Elemental [8/8] | This spell costs {1} less to cast for each permanent card in your graveyard. / Reach / Immune — Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to Diamond Weapon.
Diabore: adamantoise? no reach, somehow
accountmadeforants: I knew about that part, and I caught it before I attacked, but I'm pretty sure I'm not winning this, chief
CuteTeaGoat: Titan, famous in Final Fantasy for being effective against flying enemies
GredGredmansson: honestly i'm surprised more by what CAN kill Diamond Weapon
GredGredmansson: namely: punch spells
LibraryWitchKei: @Diabore Turtles don't traditionally reach upward
A_Dub888: can tifa suplex Diamond Weapon?
Omnipotrevor: Just got finished swapping a few more summons into my FFX commander deck. I want to make summon counter manipulation work, but it comes with so few off the shelf
OldUncleDan: I just find the art for Stuck in Summoner's Sanctum hilarious.
GredGredmansson: suplex only deals 3 damage so it doesn't die but
TheMandrew: she can also suplex a house
bytecaster: To be fair, Tifa can kickpunch very good, so it makes sense.
Diabore: @GredGredmansson suplex exiles artifacts though
silent_sol: white is so open
GredGredmansson: oh whoops
Diabore: @
Snowwraith: Creature in disguise.
drcthulu: job weapons are creatures effectively
GredGredmansson:

YawnLance: Yeah I accidentally drafted an Izzet deck that looked great at first glance the other day... turns out I had 6 creatures total
definenull: Mom's here!
Greyah: So what do y’all think is the funniest art in this set and why is it either Phantom Train or Suplex?
Gekyouryuu: Excalibur 2 is great, but then Excalibur 3 and on they kinda lost the plot
accountmadeforants: @bytecaster I do like that Final Fantasy has ruled that kickpunch is just as good as any kind of weapon. Including things called * Weapon.
Diabore: @LoadingReadyRun oh right, num found a way to add job equipment to the creature pile in deck sorting, you just add "or job" to the query
GredGredmansson: girugamesh
bytecaster: Excalibur II being the second sequel card after Meathook Massacre II.
raulghoulia: aww just realized theres no hell house card
GredGredmansson: @bytecaster also the playtest card Naturalize 2
tryllebanjo: late draft 3 color Gilga push eh
Diabore: hey ultimecia
A_Dub888: sequel’s better but in order to see it, you had to make it to the studio within 12 hrs of release
accountmadeforants: @Diabore MTGA queries are honestly really good, unfortunately the instructions don't include everything
bytecaster: Mhm, Flan, I should get something to eat
drcthulu: Gotta love a man with a flan
OldUncleDan: I have been able to flip Ultimacia in limited more than I have expected.
Diabore: its a 5 mana 4/5
bytecaster: It's the Wizard Commander, very funny
Diabore: that ones playable
YawnLance: Oh
YawnLance: Okay
tryllebanjo: damn !
LibraryWitchKei: Ohhhhhh
GredGredmansson: yuffie is on the scene!
OldUncleDan: Ice Flan is just Frozen Custard.
Gekyouryuu: I have a foil of that in Japanese
raulghoulia: bracket 3 limited deck
GredGredmansson: (quick reminder that commander ninjutsu also functions from the hand like normal ninjutsu)
definenull: Ohh you *can* still ninjutsu from hand
bytecaster: Multiple dollars? In this economy?
Gekyouryuu: my LGS had japanese collector boosters, yeah
nevyn666: ice magic
Gekyouryuu: I have the Amano alt art Terra in foil Japanese, too
nevyn666: lmao
GredGredmansson: no, car go ROAD, graham
silent_sol: car go ship? no car go road. unless you want to leave victoria
tryllebanjo: Feeed the vault!
bytecaster: The Vault yearns for the cards
drcthulu: qutrub is mid filler
Foxmar320: I thought you were Graham? Hello Frank
Persephonehime95: i thought you were always graham, but nice to meet you frank!
bytecaster: No problem, F!
Foxmar320: Frank Stark
GredGredmansson: ok can i still be gred
Gekyouryuu: my BEST collector booster pulls, though, are the surge foil alt art Celes, a Japanese surge foil alt art commander Tifa, and my very first collector booster had a normal foil alt art commander Y'Shtola and a foil Rhystic Study
raulghoulia: I thought you were Shirely
Bearudite: ok artist formerly known as frank
Gekyouryuu: Frank's Tark
TheMandrew: Franks Tark
GredGredmansson: Frank Stark's Flank Steak
AFamiliarCalledEl: Frank's Tark
Greyah: Bad mouthfeel. Not a fan.
A_Dub888: Franks Tarkir
theambivalentagender: Franklin Stark
bytecaster: I can do both
BartholemewTheKitten: You've got to stop Frank
adamshandy: you're not my dad, franks tark
AFamiliarCalledEl: I also did it out loud
bytecaster: Frankathy Stark
Foxmar320: Not good mouth feel
milkydeew: Frankie Stark
KaleidoscopeMind: we could all have dictation on, you don't know
accountmadeforants: I just said it out loud in my home, by an open window, if that counts.
GredGredmansson: new tongue twister unlocked: Frank Stark's Flank Steak
Mai_Andra: Frank Le'Stark
TheWriterAleph: f r a n c i s
ikiusen_: what if the box is home?
Foxmar320: I died to a mothman typing that out lol
couchboyj: Comes out "Frank Stank" whenever I try to say it
bytecaster: It's the classic virus beetle combo, but we aren't in Kamigawa
GredGredmansson: is combat tutorial an instant
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Earthenone: we have a tutorial if they do
GredGredmansson: it is not.
bytecaster: @GredGredmansson Divination is already in shambles
duck_pixel: that whole "new dual color names" bit from FN but instead applied to names, which, of course, results in "Fraam"
GredGredmansson: swimming in land
drcthulu: perfect timing
bytecaster: That mark? Hunted!
Aceviru: Let's go
Snowwraith: Right on time.
A_Dub888: rude
Lord_Hosk: James... Is that You?
definenull: Hehe
MegaDosX: Opponent copying your homework
DAC169: "Oh yeah? I can do that too!"
Earthenone: aww we could have gogoed the yuffie trigger for nonsene
DAC169:

Diabore: if we get to 10 mana we can take 2 extra turns
Greyah: I guess Yuriko also Bobs wrong.
bytecaster: That was a very cheery "Pain"
GredGredmansson: yuffie is off the scene
Snowwraith: It would've been funny to Gogo Anima triggers.
MegaDosX: La problema
GredGredmansson: oh hi ardyn
Lord_Hosk: The top three cards of your library were swamps
bytecaster: They took our mom
bytecaster: and made her a demon
MDHWrites: That's not great.
GredGredmansson: ardyn is super fun to play in limited
silent_sol: fastest game in the west
AFamiliarCalledEl: Wait, is that infinite turns?
Diabore: no
GredGredmansson: no
Snowwraith: @AFamiliarCalledEl No, it's on transform.
silent_sol: @AFamiliarCalledEl nope need mana and card in GY
Diabore: theyre winning atm even if they lose ardyn
AFamiliarCalledEl: Ah, it exiles the cards
AFamiliarCalledEl: Thought it was just a threshold
Snowwraith: Yeah, it's an uncommon. It's not *that* silly.
bytecaster: Yeah, Dino Demon is not a thing that is easy to win against
raulghoulia: anima doesn't have feet
A_Dub888: KWEH?
MegaDosX: lmao double kick
AFamiliarCalledEl: Nah, I get that, just thought it would combo with yshtola untransforming it
MegaDosX: Fortunately they can't generate enough blue mana to flip her
A_Dub888: @MegaDosX I don’t remember it being that strong in Pokemon…
Snowwraith: They really have not drawn any lands past 6 huh.
MegaDosX: Graham they're at 33
definenull: o7
Aceviru: o7
MegaDosX:

A_Dub888: to shreds you say
KaleidoscopeMind: o7
dougma: ty for the stream
accountmadeforants: @MegaDosX I also don't think she has a flipside (I know tokens can have them now, but this being a copy might not?)
GapFiller: o7
dougma: o7
accountmadeforants: o7
Foxmar320: o7
GredGredmansson: the lore implications of Ardyn grabbing all these FF icons with the demon disease is scary to think about
TheMandrew: oh hey, Kathleen kicked my butt with Ardynn in Vegas
schordash: o7
MegaDosX: @accountmadeforants If you copy a TDFC with a spell that makes a token copy of it, you can flip the token, but you can't flip something cloned through like Spark Double
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: ya, this deck is really popping off... unfortunately it's for the opponent
MrPipboy3000: Nice deck, mind if I play it?
Dog_of_Myth:

silent_sol: their deck is kinda messed up
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Earthenone: !dragonshield
accountmadeforants: @MegaDosX Ah, cool, glad the new rules extend to that part
Earthenone: !patreon
Aceviru: We blame Frank for that one
MegaDosX: @accountmadeforants It's necessary for the Incubate tokens from MOM to function, which is when the rules changed
Juliamon: Ian and Plamo
Aceviru: Bai
MegaDosX: Bye Graham!
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream
accountmadeforants: @MegaDosX I know it was done for Incubate, but I somehow assumed it was specifically for tokens that are designed to have a flip side, rather than any token including copies of other cards.
accountmadeforants: (Then again, I did flip some things in Momir recently, so I should've figured)
accountmadeforants: And bye Graham!
GapFiller: !next
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