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NotCainNorAbel: why should I schedule my food delivery if it isn't going to be prepared by the time it was expected to be delivered (rant due to hunger)
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LSRubin: very Dimir, very mindful
Diabore: @LSRubin i agree i agree, very dimir, very mindful
KaleidoscopeMind: i dunno, i feel like dimir would lead to very mind empty
LSRubin: *very Dimir very Mind Grind
LSRubin: better?
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KaleidoscopeMind: hmm... actually maybe dimir are mind full because they made everyone else mind empty
r10pez10: morning chat
r10pez10: what do dimir bartenders do?
r10pez10: (they surveil)
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FinestOtter: Finally a FNPF that I can get behind! All Dimir all the time
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MegaDosX: Jacob on FNPF hype, and is that Medic?
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YawnLance: @MegaDosX yep
MegaDosX: Neat!
r10pez10: aw thanks dog
LSRubin: i like how that rainbow fox is making **Ancient Tomb mana**
Diabore: oh right the filter
GasCityGaming: how many mill decks chat?
Aneranium: woah, im seeing in Dimir
Spades_Slicc: lmao
MegaDosX: Had me concerned for the briefest of seconds
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Earthenone: !dragonshield
bytecaster: Jacob cannot escape the Dimir
Earthenone: !patreon
Diabore: new friend?
Tar_Veldig: Medic!
SonofThoth: Wait. Medic!!!!!!
SonofThoth: How!!!!!
ProcyonFlynn:
"I'm not sure what the button says" - is a great thing to have on a button 
RockPusher: Button Contains: Words!
MegaDosX: @SonofThoth I'd assume by plane
Diabore: like LOL medic? i totally didnt recognize him outside of a suit
OldUncleDan: I'm disappointed that Kathleen is repping Golgari colors and not Dimir.
YawnLance:
@SonofThoth He's in Vancouver for MSI so it was just a short ferry ride over 
chancellorpalpatine66: what up medic???
dolphgrim: Hi everyone! I'm just here for the button discourse. π
EricTheOrange: stublewap?
DigitalSeahorse: xD
MarsIsDead: Go Jacob! Also, super need to hit you up on Discord
Dog_of_Myth:
MegaDosX: Excellent bit
NotCainNorAbel: you should try that now
lamina5432: evening
Juliamon:
MegaDosX: Yeah Medic being here is less inexplicable now that I'm reminded of MSI
r10pez10: heard you got onto main screen
OldUncleDan: Serge went to the exotic land of Vancouver.
Wolfstrike_NL: Medic hype!
MegaDosX: Dimir horses?
pleonasticTautology:
dimir 
pleonasticTautology: hi everyone
RockPusher: REL:axed
Mai_Andra: Serge "IRL 'not like this'" Yager
TheRatKings: I have given wheeler $5, because he has asked
EricTheOrange: so is medic their name?
before_damage: Can someone tell Jacob his hair looks nice
MegaDosX: Oooh fish dad
LSRubin: behold a kraken!
RockPusher:
Dog_of_Myth:
OldUncleDan:
Best colours in Magic? But you aren't playing Selesnya! 
bartimus_thundercask: @erictheorange Medic is his on air caster name/ League Name
Jamming_with_Jandalf: phil the cyberkraken!
MegaDosX: OK who asked about mill? There's a Phenax at the table
korvys: @EricTheOrange I *think* so, but it could be his job
KaleidoscopeMind: perfection
RockPusher:
Juliamon: !cardview on
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chancellorpalpatine66: Medic: "Friendship ended with broxah, now jacob is my best friend"
LRRbot: Wilhelt, the Rotcleaver [2UB] | Legendary Creature β Zombie Warrior [3/3] | Whenever another Zombie you control dies, if it didn't have decayed, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token with decayed. / At the beginning of your end step, you may sacrifice a Zombie. If you do, draw a card.
Tar_Veldig: I'm gonna have to catch the vod of this as MSI is on rn. Sure this will be a good one!
GasCityGaming: I've been looking for MTG shirts, would love to know where Jacob got his.
Dog_of_Myth: Woooo GenCon
JosephDeath: Wait what show in Seattle? Pax West?
MegaDosX:
Mr_Horrible: Will helt for food
realbadatthis_: Ah, the Quin special
MegaDosX: (also it's Wilhelt not Wilhelm but w/e >_>)
Mr_Horrible: (the food is your life total)
MegaDosX: Medic also beat the shit out of Prof with Wilhelt on Shuffle Up and Play
Desruprot: ooh we are Universes Beyond today
Mr_Horrible:
"It was also the last game of commanderr I ever played 
"
circusofkirkus: oh it's all german
KaleidoscopeMind: ah, yes, processing
MegaDosX: lmaoooooo
Diabore: oh right i hope wheeler provided a cheat cheet
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MegaDosX: Such exquisite energy
LRRbot: Etrata, Deadly Fugitive [1UB] | Legendary Creature β Vampire Assassin [1/4] | Deathtouch / Face-down creatures you control have "{2}{U}{B}: Turn this creature face up. If you can't, exile it, then you may cast the exiled card without paying its mana cost." / Whenever an Assassin you control deals combat damage to an opponent, cloak the top card of that player's library.
Juliamon: We know which Ben built this one
r10pez10: smart
Desruprot: drawing very exquisite
Diabore: twenty five???
cmdrzellgaudis: did serge do the whole patreon/cardkingdom spcheal at the beginning?
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Joy_Stix_DragQueen: whoβs our new friend here today?
MegaDosX: Honestly glad one of the Etratas is at this table
Diabore: @cmdrzellgaudis kathleen did
cmdrzellgaudis: oh okay good
Diabore: @Joy_Stix_DragQueen medic, he is a LOL caster in vancouver for a tourney
LRRbot: Undercity Sewers | Land β Island Swamp | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, surveil 1.
Mindfire13: Cloak is Manifest with ward 2, actually
ProcyonFlynn: #CrimeScenes > surveil lands.
LRRbot: Phenax, God of Deception [3UB] | Legendary Enchantment Creature β God [4/7] | Indestructible / As long as your devotion to blue and black is less than seven, Phenax isn't a creature. / Creatures you control have "{T}: Target player mills X cards, where X is this creature's toughness."
GasCityGaming: Ay!
Desruprot: Cloak and Disguise can give anything Ward 2
bytecaster: 4 zombie decks
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EricTheOrange: skuze?
Juliamon: Phenax, the commander I run until the group says "switch back to Grimgrin please"
circusofkirkus: BBL
Diabore: serge brought dat ass
Mai_Andra: skidap bidap
LSRubin: Phenax and I have that in common
Kentosaurus: booty mill
RockPusher: *slaps top of Serge's library* this deck can hold so many crabs?
Mindfire13: Phenax: Also known as "Sir Mix-a-lot"
Mai_Andra: Serge here to tap dat butt
MegaDosX: Runo definitely does
bytecaster: No value, Serge
pleonasticTautology: hahahaha
LRRbot: Runo Stromkirk [1UB] (back: Krothuss, Lord of the Deep) | Legendary Creature β Vampire Cleric [1/4] | Flying / When Runo enters, put up to one target creature card from your graveyard on top of your library. / At the beginning of your upkeep, look at the top card of your library. You may reveal that card. If a creature card with mana value 6 or greater is revealed this way, transform Runo.
Bugberry: Big Fish
Earthenone: big wet ones
definenull: ao3?
KaleidoscopeMind: octopodes
neisan2112: Mood
Dog_of_Myth:
LRRbot: Krothuss, Lord of the Deep (front: Runo Stromkirk) | Legendary Creature β Kraken Horror [3/5] | Flying / Whenever Krothuss attacks, create a tapped and attacking token that's a copy of another target attacking creature. If that creature is a Kraken, Leviathan, Octopus, or Serpent, create two of those tokens instead.
r10pez10: rip ao3
singinnonsense: love me some big sea monster deck
Bugberry: Hello Cthulhu
EricTheOrange: K has talked about how they stopped playing their dimir fairies deck because it was too good.
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Juliamon: oh hi Wheeler
Diabore: first time i read this card i assumed the tokens went away, chat, the tokens dont go away
Dog_of_Myth: Heya raiders
pleonasticTautology: welcome rodeo raiders
superdude097: Welcome raiders
ekplayscards:
well well well if it isn't some awesome people and medic 
BlindRift98: "The Deep One"
nevyn666: no final fantasy commanders?
ManWithTheMask13:
I wonder where some of Medic's cards came from 
ProcyonFlynn: The average number of limbs is higher than the average CMC
Dog_of_Myth:
LRRbot: Temple of Deceit | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, scry 1. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}.
pleonasticTautology: i may die laughing on osmeone's upkeep
Desruprot:
MegaDosX: Runo would definitely appreciate one of the surveil lands
bytecaster: I love the energy at the table already!
Diabore: why would you write down 9 drop serge? you should write down no nine drop
LRRbot: Watery Grave | Land β Island Swamp | As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
nevyn666: valgavoth?
marxmarksman: The surveil lands seem like huge upgrades from the scry lands, if for no other reason the basic land types.
LRRbot: Fellwar Stone [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color that a land an opponent controls could produce.
Earthenone: notably kathleen is the only one without islandhome
MegaDosX: The energy at this table is spectacular
LRRbot: Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth | Legendary Land | Each land is a Swamp in addition to its other land types.
pleonasticTautology: paul do you still have the lower third
Dog_of_Myth: Urborg Alert
northos:
Paul get the overlay ready
Mindfire13: Kathleen now has a swamp
ProcyonFlynn: Does Fellwar still tap if your opponent is on mono-wastes?
LRRbot: Innocuous Rat [1B] | Creature β Rat [1/1] | When this creature dies, manifest dread.
Diabore:
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Hangedman: Dimir? I hardly knew 'ir
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Diabore: i appreciate it medic
MegaDosX: Good joke streamer
ekplayscards:
joallthedogs:
Manitu_25: uuum actually he's a mouse
Aneranium: Good joke streamer
Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
ekplayscards: I'm here for the cringe
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public_key_reveal_party: The key to good comedy is to insist your jokes are funny
LRRbot: Arcane Signet [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.
ekplayscards: but also medic's playing an s-tier choice very inspired
EricTheOrange: well ya got one so that's the one that matters
bartimus_thundercask: Very good joke. Just came from cadrels stream to here
Oblivixn1999: MEDIC?!?
chancellorpalpatine66: serge already threatened by the handsome medic
pleonasticTautology: this game is so silly
pleonasticTautology: i love it
Wonderdoc: Very funny LR joke on LRR Mr. Medic
LRRbot: Dismal Backwater | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}.
Diabore: shine on muddy art cardreader no like
Mindfire13: Kathleen still the only one islandless
LRRbot: Dimir Signet [2] | Artifact | {1}, {T}: Add {U}{B}.
Diabore: sometimes he gives a cheat sheet too
bytecaster: Jacob got the hard mode deck
Aceviru:
Opt scries 2
MegaDosX: Still remember the loud crinkling of Adam opening his cheat sheet on a prior FNPF stream
RockPusher: Ratlefield
LRRbot: Propaganda [2U] | Enchantment | Creatures can't attack you unless their controller pays {2} for each creature they control that's attacking you.
MarsIsDead: I love the
MrSarkhan: Propaganda fun? That's a new one.
JosephDeath: I've never heard Propaganda called 'fun'
bytecaster: Cannot wait for everybody having propaganda
JosephDeath: Oh... that makes more sense
Diabore: !card telepathy
LRRbot: Telepathy [U] | Enchantment | Your opponents play with their hands revealed.
Bugberry: Kathleen's commander gets around propaganda by making tokens already tapped and attacking.
realbadatthis_: It is telepahty
definenull: oh course kathleen would like telepathy (complimentary)
r10pez10: there's a few open-hand ones
LRRbot: Dimir Signet [2] | Artifact | {1}, {T}: Add {U}{B}.
Diabore: rhystic study?
LRRbot: Mesmeric Orb [2] | Artifact | Whenever a permanent becomes untapped, that permanent's controller mills a card.
admiral_sky_: yay!
Fruan: O R B
Diabore: ok orb
Drum0_0:
Dog_of_Myth: Serge is now the villian
korvys: Oh no
joallthedogs:
LSRubin: genuine love Mesmeric Orb, mill me harder daddy
e_bloc: violence has been chosen
singinnonsense:
northos:
Mindfire13: I love this card in Sidisi and Alesha!
MegaDosX: Jacob's reaction lmao
public_key_reveal_party: Luckily blue black is great at artifact destruction
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Dog_of_Myth:
pleonasticTautology: "it's symmetrical" count: 1
onmartn: Mill mill mill mill!
Bugberry: There
OldUncleDan: Wonder if Serge has Thoracle or Lab Man or that one Jace.
bytecaster: Oh no, Bruvac has a big butt, so he is on theme
Bugberry: There's gotta be colorless options, right?
LoadingReadyRun:
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e_bloc: is there a card that was printed in sanskrit other than Fungal Shambler
pleonasticTautology: @LoadingReadyRun HAHAHA
singinnonsense: meteor golem here we go
HadesLeprechaun: !decks
public_key_reveal_party: Medic you have 100 attacks roughly, you got this
LSRubin: damn, Kathleen's playing Gate to Phyrexia???
LRRbot: Death Baron [1BB] | Creature β Zombie Wizard [2/2] | Skeletons you control and other Zombies you control get +1/+1 and have deathtouch.
Riiiiiiis: ohai frands
frank_the_great: Just say any notable ones, like something with flashback
Bugberry: Anyone have Gate to Phyrexia?
niccus: i hope jacob gets to witness forced fruition
Diabore: im just gonna check serges deck for a moment
LRRbot: Gleaming Overseer [1UB] | Creature β Zombie Wizard [1/4] | When this creature enters, amass Zombies 1. / Zombie tokens you control have hexproof and menace.
Diabore: ok, yup thats in there
LSRubin:
i was really hoping for somebody to have turn 1 surveil land, surveilling Filth into the yard
LRRbot: Sky Diamond [2] | Artifact | This artifact enters tapped. / {T}: Add {U}.
bytecaster: More things to untap!
e_bloc: too bad Jacob can't run an Academy out there
LRRbot: Etrata, Deadly Fugitive [1UB] | Legendary Creature β Vampire Assassin [1/4] | Deathtouch / Face-down creatures you control have "{2}{U}{B}: Turn this creature face up. If you can't, exile it, then you may cast the exiled card without paying its mana cost." / Whenever an Assassin you control deals combat damage to an opponent, cloak the top card of that player's library.
Desdae: I so hope Serge has The Water Stone in the deck
LRRbot: Portent [U] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of target player's library, then put them back in any order. You may have that player shuffle. / Draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.
e_bloc: if it's funny it's not a bad play
LRRbot: Mystic Confluence [3UU] | Instant | Choose three. You may choose the same mode more than once. / β’ Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}. / β’ Return target creature to its owner's hand. / β’ Draw a card.
LRRbot: Manic Scribe [1U] | Creature β Human Wizard [0/3] | When this creature enters, each opponent mills three cards. / Delirium β At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, that player mills three cards.
superdude097: Note Portent is THE next turns Upkeep, so draw in Serge's upkeep
e_bloc: i mean snapcaster is a thing eventually
r10pez10: !card portent
LRRbot: Portent [U] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of target player's library, then put them back in any order. You may have that player shuffle. / Draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.
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LRRbot: Phenax, God of Deception [3UB] | Legendary Enchantment Creature β God [4/7] | Indestructible / As long as your devotion to blue and black is less than seven, Phenax isn't a creature. / Creatures you control have "{T}: Target player mills X cards, where X is this creature's toughness."
MegaDosX: Isn't it still a creature on the stack?
Diabore: iirc no
Manitu_25: nope creature on stack
Dog_of_Myth: Creature on the stack
MrSarkhan: It's a creature everywhere except on the battlefield
northos: It's always a creature everywhere except the battlefield
e_bloc: ^
MegaDosX: It's not like Bestow
superdude097: From the rulings: The type-changing ability that can make a God not be a creature functions only on the battlefield. It's always a creature card in other zones, regardless of your devotion to its color. It's always a creature spell while it's on the stack. (2020-01-24)
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MegaDosX: You are probably thinking of Bestow
e_bloc: I mean it says creature on the card
r10pez10: three hundred pages of rules
Welbog: Reading the rules explains the rules
Diabore: good ol swamp swamp
LRRbot: Quicksilver Amulet [4] | Artifact | {4}, {T}: You may put a creature card from your hand onto the battlefield.
Diabore: OH
MegaDosX: Oooooh
Aceviru: Uh oh
Diabore: god thats a FLASHBACK
r10pez10: oh
Dog_of_Myth: Heck yeah
MegaDosX: In the Runo deck that's a hell of a thing
Ukon_Cairns: the propaganda player assures all that propaganda is quite cool actually
silv3r_54: "today's enforcement level is REL:AXED. people make mistakes, and thats okay!" -Serge, many times
Mindfire13: 5 milled cards
RockPusher: !y
LRRbot: HONK!
e_bloc: this really escalated quickly
OldUncleDan: Colourless Elvish Piper!
RockPusher:
sporkraptor: these are some fowl puns
Diabore: necroduality nooooo
KaleidoscopeMind: oh they are best friends
Diabore: serge is now my villain
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r10pez10: rise of the dark realms soon
bytecaster: Serge, the nicest person to ever mill out the whole table.
MegaDosX:
Jacob is learning why people don't like mill 
e_bloc: I can't imagine there's any way to get those zombies out of the graveyard
Mindfire13: Is anyone running Ride from the Dark Realms? Maybe a Twiligh's Call?
RockPusher:
Mustang_Redcloak:
e_bloc: patriarch's bidding would be fun
LRRbot: Mikaeus, the Unhallowed [3BBB] | Legendary Creature β Zombie Cleric [5/5] | Intimidate / Whenever a Human deals damage to you, destroy it. / Other non-Human creatures you control get +1/+1 and have undying.
Diabore: oh hey mikky
MegaDosX: What up Mikaeus
Welbog: Unhollow this pope
e_bloc: zombie zombie
thraximore: I was happy to see Zul Ashur in Foundations, I recognized the name from flavor text
Aceviru:
In Spanish he is Miguel
LoadingReadyRun: Phenax, *says* he an enchantment, but he is the God of Deception
Bugberry: No one is scared of anyone else
Fruan: This is a good example of why they don't print intimidate anymore
LRRbot: Ixidron [3UU] | Creature β Illusion [*/*] | As this creature enters, turn all other nontoken creatures face down. / Ixidron's power and toughness are each equal to the number of face-down creatures on the battlefield.
Bugberry: Time Spiral classic
bytecaster: Ixidron is a lot of fun
Ukon_Cairns: quick check seeing Zul Ashur in flavor text in m12, m13, and m14. among others
r10pez10: oh god ixidron
e_bloc: now that's a beauty
Bugberry: Giant Morph Spider
FinestOtter: It's fun commander removal
HadesLeprechaun: Good news! while it's possible I missed a card, I don't believe anyone can destroy the Orb, lol
Gekyouryuu: huh. not the U/B commander I was expecting when I heard Jacob would be on
HadesLeprechaun: couple bounce effects
LRRbot: Brainstorm [U] | Instant | Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.
Fruan: @HadesLeprechaun Bounce and counter is probably as good as it gets
e_bloc: @HadesLeprechaun the only removal for the Orb is killing Serge
HadesLeprechaun: yep, lol
Reldnahcire: (bioshock voice) welcome to the chuckle of value
e_bloc: Mesermic Orb creates an emblem encouraging all the other plauers to remove you
Revelia: The token is called "a mysterious creature"
thraximore: @Reldnahcire ha
Mindfire13: Narcomoeba?
LRRbot: Solemn Simulacrum [4] | Artifact Creature β Golem [2/2] | When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / When this creature dies, you may draw a card.
chaostreader: previously we have put fake mustaches on them.
Revelia: So depends if the token was sorted under A or M
LRRbot: Terisian Mindbreaker [7] | Artifact Creature β Juggernaut [6/4] | Whenever this creature attacks, defending player mills half their library, rounded up. / Unearth {1}{U}{U}{U}
Diabore: ohhhh
circusofkirkus: classic gaslighting from a mill player
MegaDosX: Oh boy Serge is going to get someone else with this one
MegaDosX: After Graham hammered him with it that one time
Bugberry: Everyone is getting Traumatized
LRRbot: Thought Vessel [2] | Artifact | You have no maximum hand size. / {T}: Add {C}.
Julian_Rogue:
So glad bluesky told me this stream had started in a timely fassion
Wonderdoc: true Barons are the best
e_bloc: well at least you can just count the number of cards not in your library
pleonasticTautology: HAHAHA
ProcyonFlynn: How oddly specific - is that a reference I should know?
Desdae: Do you have 3 blue there?
e_bloc: 99 minus cards in hand minus cards in graveyard minus cards in play
MegaDosX: WOW
bytecaster: This is a great game!
MegaDosX: *Halo announcer* Betrayal
LoadingReadyRun:
it doesn't even need to hit?!
MarsIsDead: Nope
AtrusOfMyst: The peanut gallery loves counting
r10pez10: yeah this is wild
pleonasticTautology: @LoadingReadyRun nope! just "attacks"
KaleidoscopeMind: couldnt we count how many cards arent in the library and do math
Diabore: oh is jacob inverting the library?
AdamYMHMI: @KaleidoscopeMind Was about to say
thraximore: @KaleidoscopeMind shhh
coriolis_storm: Why not count cards you played and substract?
circusofkirkus: math is worse tv chat
Wolfstrike_NL: 76
bytecaster: Mill ASMR!
Aceviru: Inb4 hes running 98 total
RockPusher:
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radioshackraider: I feel like in the battle of chat's blorbos, Serge loses to Jacob.
MarsIsDead: I would've made Serge count it personally
e_bloc: that's what I generally do, but I have also plaeed a lot commander being a complete monster
chancellorpalpatine66: you may not like it but this is what peak magic looks like
Earthenone: any triggers?
korvys: Boxed!
HadesLeprechaun: not to complicate things, but is he counting them in a way that reversed the order of his library?
silv3r_54:
DigitalSeahorse:
adept_nekomancer: Sadness level: considerable
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ProcyonFlynn: So Serge is the villain?
bytecaster: Process your feelings Jacob, we'll gladly wait!
circusofkirkus: did wheeler put any graveyard order matters cards in
silv3r_54: D:
Earthenone:
does anyone have a graveyard order maters card?
e_bloc: it would be great if he milled bloodghast, gravecrawler, and prized amalgam
RockPusher:
radioshackraider: Nah, Wheeler doesn't put bad cards in decks
Fruan: Technically, in commander, you need to preserve graveyard order. But honestly no one cares.
LRRbot: Treasure Cruise [7U] | Sorcery | Delve / Draw three cards.
bytecaster: Serges deck is so rude, I love it
circusofkirkus: @radioshackraider are we talking about the same wheeler
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MegaDosX: I don't think it's possible to build Phenax as not rude tbh
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OldUncleDan: To be quite honest, Serge's deck is the exact type of deck that would make me leave the table on the spot.
definenull: inb4 bowmasters
e_bloc: I thought keeping the graveyard in the right order was only relevant if someone had a graveyard matters card
onmartn: Buttmill goes brrrrrrrr
pleonasticTautology: jacob wants to murder serge sooooo bad
gualdhar: all four, in unison "Serge is the problem"
chaostreader: tapped out doesnβt mean counters are offline Kathleen. this is commander.
Diabore: !card kozileks unsealing
LRRbot: Kozilek's Unsealing [2U] | Enchantment | Devoid / Whenever you cast a creature spell with mana value 4, 5, or 6, create two 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature tokens with "Sacrifice this token: Add {C}." / Whenever you cast a creature spell with mana value 7 or greater, draw three cards.
Aceviru: Does anyone run labman
pleonasticTautology: @chaostreader force of will [nosebleed]
LRRbot: Sunken Hollow | Land β Island Swamp | This land enters tapped unless you control two or more basic lands.
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circusofkirkus: 35?
Diabore: thirty five
DigitalSeahorse:
e_bloc: once at a PTQ in the ancient times, a judge had to punish someone my friend was play against because they were looking at the other player's graveyard and absent-mindedly starting shuffling it
circusofkirkus: math exists in the cosmos
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LRRbot: Relentless Dead [BB] | Creature β Zombie [2/2] | Menace / When this creature dies, you may pay {B}. If you do, return it to its owner's hand. / When this creature dies, you may pay {X}. If you do, return another target Zombie creature card with mana value X from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Wolfstrike_NL: Don't worry Jacob, converted to imperial it's basicly the same number
ProcyonFlynn: I mean, cosmically speaking, it's like the difference between hydrogen and krypton?
MegaDosX: Stifle
definenull: sadness is a free action
pleonasticTautology: @MegaDosX WOW
chaostreader: I hope Jacob has rise of the dark realms.
Diabore: !decks
LRRbot: Eternal Skylord [4U] | Creature β Zombie Wizard [3/3] | When this creature enters, amass Zombies 2. / Zombie tokens you control have flying.
bytecaster: More amass
OldUncleDan:
And then someone plays Leyline of the Void.
e_bloc: living death would be both excellent and on-theme
Julian_Rogue: I missed te beginning of the stream. who am is Medic?
HadesLeprechaun: I see a Patriarch's Bidding
e_bloc: @HadesLeprechaun yeah that would be awesome
Wolfstrike_NL: @Julian_Rogue League of Legends shoutcaster
Diabore: @chaostreader no rise in any of the decks, but medic has ghastly inscription (exile all creatures from a library and manifest them)
Lord_Hosk: I was once asked... Where does Jacob keep his Armies? and I said... Obviously... In his sleevies.
realbadatthis_: @Julian_Rogue league of legends guy who I think has been on a shuffle up and play?
chaostreader: So, Jacob doesnβt have Rise but he does have a way to get his graveyard into play, presuming it isnβt in the graveyard.
definenull: OMG
theamc2000: Puns, truly Dimir
MegaDosX: Holy shit
Julian_Rogue: Jacob is punning. i'm here
pleonasticTautology: HAHA
Julian_Rogue: Thanks @Wolfstrike_NL and @realbadatthis_
LRRbot: Cloudform [1UU] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, it becomes an Aura with enchant creature. Manifest the top card of your library and attach this enchantment to it. / Enchanted creature has flying and hexproof.
Dog_of_Myth: Serge is a "Helper"
MegaDosX: Less weird than Animate Dead at least
radioshackraider: I would have though Jacob would be familiar with Auras, given how much of it he has
Ukon_Cairns: i mean, everyone else is only counting too 40, serge is counting to like, 90, he has a much harder job, clearly that makes him like, half as threatening as anyone else.
LRRbot: Thryx, the Sudden Storm [3UU] | Legendary Creature β Elemental Giant [4/5] | Flash / Flying / Spells you cast with mana value 5 or greater cost {1} less to cast and can't be countered.
MegaDosX: That's fantastic
Julian_Rogue: @radioshackraider The problem is Jacobs aura has Umbra armor and it keeps falling off to psycic damage
bytecaster: 1 mana saved!
MegaDosX: Love Thryx
e_bloc: @MegaDosX I don't think they can even reprint Dance nof the Dead, the text might not fit
MegaDosX: !card dance of the dead
LRRbot: Dance of the Dead [1B] | Enchantment β Aura | Enchant creature card in a graveyard / When this Aura enters, if it's on the battlefield, it loses "enchant creature card in a graveyard" and gains "enchant creature put onto the battlefield with this Aura." Put enchanted creature card onto the battlefield tapped under your control and attach this Aura to it. When this Aura leaves the battlefield, that creature's controller sacrifices it. / Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and dβ¦
MegaDosX: lmaooo
LRRbot: PuPu UFO [2] | Artifact Creature β Construct Alien [0/4] | Flying / {T}: You may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield. / {3}: Until end of turn, this creature's base power becomes equal to the number of Towns you control.
MegaDosX: LMAOOOOOOOO
Aceviru: Pupu!
bytecaster: Why?
DeM0nFiRe:
circusofkirkus: LOL
Dog_of_Myth: YES
Julian_Rogue: Root beer float
Bugberry: Peanut Butter
gualdhar: green
Cavemanhar: cookies n cream
Diabore: mint choco chip
Shadowsoflife: Yess
bytecaster: Macha
MegaDosX: Chocolate
Rogue_07: mint chip
DeM0nFiRe: Moos tracks
Larkonus: Whatever ice cream is in front of me.
superdude097: Coffee flavor
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: pistachio
OldUncleDan: Toffee.
Xavorin: cookies and cream
pleonasticTautology: cotton candy, or birthday cake
AdamYMHMI: Mill
djalternative: Superman flavor
50keyz: green tea ice cream
MrPipboy3000: !card wllbender
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Bugberry: Final Fantasy
realbadatthis_: pralines and cream
LSRubin: Pupu UFO makes sense in a "butts matter" deck
r10pez10: i don't think you can say that on the internet
Bugberry: I didn't either, but love the set.
bytecaster: Graham has a great video!
KaleidoscopeMind: we have a 3 hour video for you to watch
Shadowsoflife: ^
Julian_Rogue: @LSRubin and helps ramp in non green
djalternative: yeah. Graham has a great video for you
Diabore: on netflix?
Bugberry: Glorious Evolution
definenull: ?!?
bytecaster: @Julian_Rogue Oh, right, Serges deck's theme isn't just being rude, it's butts
tryllebanjo: Uh huh
gualdhar: did Serge sit on his balls?
r10pez10: good poker face
LRRbot: Hedron Crab [U] | Creature β Crab [0/2] | Landfall β Whenever a land you control enters, target player mills three cards.
Diabore: CRAB
pleonasticTautology: it's jeb?
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shwarsz: bro is casting MSI and playing at the same time
RockPusher:
MrSarkhan:
definenull:
Dog_of_Myth:
pleonasticTautology:
realbadatthis_: did Serge just Shiva blast?
baskwalla: Serge went full Michael
Diabore: time for crab!
RockPusher: Crab! Crab! Crab!
Julian_Rogue: This isn't the card i'm excited about. it is just a tribute
AngelicKnighthood:
adept_nekomancer:
circusofkirkus:
Wolfstrike_NL: Serge, that's not how shoutcasting works
LRRbot: The Water Crystal [2UU] | Legendary Artifact | Blue spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. / If an opponent would mill one or more cards, they mill that many cards plus four instead. / {4}{U}{U}, {T}: Each opponent mills cards equal to the number of cards in your hand.
Riiiiiiis: Someone kill Serge
Diabore: OH NO
theamc2000: 7
Dog_of_Myth: oh dang
definenull: OH NO
MegaDosX: Speaking of Final Fantasy cards
e_bloc: og no
Diabore: DO NOT LET HIM HAVE IT
pleonasticTautology: NO
Chesul: Crystal Crab is online!
Juliamon: By no means should you let him have it
MegaDosX: You madman
Diabore: medic no!
theamc2000: Medic! Ty!
gualdhar: the death stares
DeM0nFiRe:
pleonasticTautology: NOOOOOOOOO
RockPusher:
Rogue_07: that face kills you, Medic
MadWolf1290: Jacob's absolute DISGUST
r10pez10: there will be more games huh
Aceviru: Haha
definenull: oh no medic fell for the snerge tactics
bytecaster: Don't, Medic, that's how he gets you!
chaostreader: the orb now mills for 5 per permanent.
gsyhiap: Wow, that's quite a pass
e_bloc: this form of fun is zero-sum
Diabore: well, 3 people are gonna get a lot of games in tonight
Chesul: Never trust Serges face, he will ALWAYS look innocent, even while stabbing you!
MegaDosX: Yeah with Mesmeric Orb that's absurd
Julian_Rogue: They're gunna mill a MILLion cards
Bugberry: Phenax is Indestructible though
bytecaster: It's 5 per untap, right? Can we see Mesmeric Orb?
rs_ls: Is Jacob dead?
MegaDosX: !card mesmeric orb
LRRbot: Mesmeric Orb [2] | Artifact | Whenever a permanent becomes untapped, that permanent's controller mills a card.
gualdhar: you don't often see the Jacob murder aneurysm
LRRbot: Afterlife from the Loam [5BBB] | Sorcery | Delve / For each player, choose up to one target creature card in that player's graveyard. Put those cards onto the battlefield under your control. They're Zombies in addition to their other types.
niccus: does jacob survive untapping?
Rogue_07: Jacob, aren't you already acquainted with riotously tall people?
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Diabore: @niccus no
Julian_Rogue: 8 * 5 he mills 40?
LSRubin: each permanent that untaps is a separate trigger, so it'll be 5 per permanent untapped
Rogue_07: *gestures at Graham, Adam and the like*
LRRbot: An Offer You Can't Refuse [U] | Instant | Counter target noncreature spell. Its controller creates two Treasure tokens.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Dinger, I finished homework late and of course arrived late
LRRbot: Mesmeric Orb [2] | Artifact | Whenever a permanent becomes untapped, that permanent's controller mills a card.
LRRbot: The Water Crystal [2UU] | Legendary Artifact | Blue spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. / If an opponent would mill one or more cards, they mill that many cards plus four instead. / {4}{U}{U}, {T}: Each opponent mills cards equal to the number of cards in your hand.
bytecaster: Serge is so happy
korvys: 25
e_bloc: someone told Serge it was an archenemy game
MegaDosX: So yeah Jacob's dead
definenull: uh oh
korvys:
gsyhiap: Uh oh
pleonasticTautology: kathleen PLEASE kill serge
Rogue_07: Reading the card....
Julian_Rogue: Serge doesn't have to survive. he just has to survive the longest
Bugberry: Everyone is losing their minds, both literally and in the lore of this game.
circusofkirkus: of course it's not symmetrical, it's a 2025 magic card
LoadingReadyRun: Serge, God of Deception
korvys: Jacob's about to mill 40
Julian_Rogue: Please tell me somone has a syr konrad with all this mill
definenull: anybody has a cheeky eldrazi titan that shuffles?
Bugberry: @circusofkirkus did you see LRR's newest spoiler?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Julian_Rogue Oh holy shit that would be amazing
Rogue_07: My passage!
MegaDosX: WOAH
LRRbot: Animate Dead [1B] | Enchantment β Aura | Enchant creature card in a graveyard / When this Aura enters, if it's on the battlefield, it loses "enchant creature card in a graveyard" and gains "enchant creature put onto the battlefield with this Aura." Return enchanted creature card to the battlefield under your control and attach this Aura to it. When this Aura leaves the battlefield, that creature's controller sacrifices it. / Enchanted creature gets β1/β0.
Julian_Rogue: @Bugberry the League of legends one?
r10pez10: yes kathleen yes
r10pez10: ANY graveyard right
definenull: *any* graveyard
e_bloc: any graveyard
Thefluffiestguineapig: OH MAN
Rogue_07: oooh
Rogue_07: That's a good 'un
Thefluffiestguineapig: Everyone look at their graveyards
Bugberry: @Julian_Rogue the symmetrical omnisience.
bytecaster: Kathleen could save Jacob
Lord_Hosk: The back of that card still has bits of gravel from the elementary school playground imbedded into the back of it.
Thefluffiestguineapig: it's ANY graveyard
shwarsz: cast the game
Bugberry: Now it's just "Enters" trigger
Diabore: charix yeeeees
Julian_Rogue: @Bugberry Right! i need to mail ben my copy of balance
Spades_Slicc:
Serge I think you mean "enters trigger"
Julian_Rogue: @Bugberry E
MegaDosX: Tromokratis in shambles
LRRbot: Nemesis of Reason [3UB] | Creature β Leviathan Horror [3/7] | Whenever this creature attacks, defending player mills ten cards.
LRRbot: Wrexial, the Risen Deep [3UUB] | Legendary Creature β Kraken [5/8] | Islandwalk, swampwalk / Whenever Wrexial deals combat damage to a player, you may cast target instant or sorcery card from that player's graveyard without paying its mana cost. If that spell would be put into a graveyard, exile it instead.
HadesLeprechaun: So everyone needs to go find a Resculpt and a Ravenform to put into their deck for game 2
ProcyonFlynn: Any graveyard? What is this a 2025 card?
Rogue_07: The Horror is a good 'un to control Snerge
chancellorpalpatine66: serge playing against blue decks shocked there might be counter spells haha
e_bloc: I don't blame you for not wanting to browse the hunded cards or so in other graveyards
Julian_Rogue: anyone got a syr konrad? >.>
gsyhiap: Oops all zombies
Julian_Rogue: and mind crank?
adept_nekomancer: A 2010's movie marathon amount of zombies.
Bugberry: They do still make other symmetrical effects, they just tend to not see play.
LRRbot: Hullbreaker Horror [5UU] | Creature β Kraken Horror [7/8] | Flash / This spell can't be countered. / Whenever you cast a spell, choose up to one β / β’ Return target spell you don't control to its owner's hand. / β’ Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Julian_Rogue OH NO, I didn't even think about that
circusofkirkus: kathleen could save jacob by bouncing the orb
50keyz: @circusofkirkus or wait and laugh LOL
Julian_Rogue: @Thefluffiestguineapig Its fun! because it NOT technically infinite. there's a chance it doesn't keep going. but with 3 people milling its usually infinite enough
Thefluffiestguineapig: If Kathleen had made Kathleen Milling Runner work here it would have been very funny
LRRbot: Runo Stromkirk [1UB] (back: Krothuss, Lord of the Deep) | Legendary Creature β Vampire Cleric [1/4] | Flying / When Runo enters, put up to one target creature card from your graveyard on top of your library. / At the beginning of your upkeep, look at the top card of your library. You may reveal that card. If a creature card with mana value 6 or greater is revealed this way, transform Runo.
Diabore: orb
Mai_Andra: This looks like a job for famous FFXI reprint card, Lab Mechanic.
gualdhar: !decks
Diabore: orb means no mill happens
e_bloc: sol ring and a 1 mana artifact could go infinite
Julian_Rogue: the crystal costs 6 i'd bounce the crystal
MegaDosX: Jacob lives!
definenull: orb is gone
Diabore: @Julian_Rogue 4*, the ability is 6
r10pez10: Everyone liked that.
Julian_Rogue: @Diabore ah my B
Julian_Rogue: @Diabore regardless its more expensive than the morb
LRRbot: Slinn Voda, the Rising Deep [6UU] | Legendary Creature β Leviathan [8/8] | Kicker {1}{U} / When Slinn Voda enters, if it was kicked, return all creatures to their owners' hands except for Merfolk, Krakens, Leviathans, Octopuses, and Serpents.
definenull: and hopefully it doesn't get milled?
Thefluffiestguineapig: You have Slinn Voda????
LRRbot: Reanimate [B] | Sorcery | Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. You lose life equal to its mana value.
MegaDosX: Animate Dead into Reanimate
Thefluffiestguineapig: This is disgusting
r10pez10: thalassaphilia lol
superdude097: Cast trigger
Julian_Rogue: dun forget the hullbreaker horrer trigger :3
Veshnikard: hullbreaker trigger
Chesul: Kathleen gets another cast trigger too.
MegaDosX: Also there's the Hullbreaker trigger
juuzou00: Phobia not philia
Dog_of_Myth:
r10pez10: !relaxed
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LRRbot: Grimgrin, Corpse-Born [3UB] | Legendary Creature β Zombie Warrior [5/5] | Grimgrin enters tapped and doesn't untap during your untap step. / Sacrifice another creature: Untap Grimgrin and put a +1/+1 counter on it. / Whenever Grimgrin attacks, destroy target creature defending player controls, then put a +1/+1 counter on Grimgrin.
Thefluffiestguineapig: I mean Slinn Voda is basically I assume someone saw one of the many gigantic prehistoric sea creature fossils and said "but wait, I can make that on a magic card"
Veshnikard: there is a hullbreaker trigger
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e_bloc: crab could have milled there, right
Ukon_Cairns: i am excited to see the sea monsters, the zombies, and the assassins come together to defeat the God of Deception.
LRRbot: Lord of the Accursed [2B] | Creature β Zombie [2/3] | Other Zombies you control get +1/+1. / {1}{B}, {T}: All Zombies gain menace until end of turn.
MegaDosX: Oh, Serge might well be dead here
r10pez10: it's a lot
50keyz:
Mustang_Redcloak: RIP
Dog_of_Myth:
e_bloc: off by 1
Aceviru: We may now unclench butt
pleonasticTautology: π
chancellorpalpatine66: Justice
Mustang_Redcloak:
LRRbot: Duskmantle Guildmage [UB] | Creature β Human Wizard [2/2] | {1}{U}{B}: Whenever a card is put into an opponent's graveyard from anywhere this turn, that player loses 1 life. / {2}{U}{B}: Target player mills two cards.
r10pez10: scary showing by serge, but i'm glad he was having fun
Julian_Rogue:
Lands in front
MegaDosX: !card wilhelt
LRRbot: Wilhelt, the Rotcleaver [2UB] | Legendary Creature β Zombie Warrior [3/3] | Whenever another Zombie you control dies, if it didn't have decayed, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token with decayed. / At the beginning of your end step, you may sacrifice a Zombie. If you do, draw a card.
gualdhar: if Wilhelm is in play, did he scream first?
MegaDosX: Undying though
Larkonus: I so badly want Jacob to rip a Zombie Apocalypse off the top.
gualdhar: but then the Serge nation attacked
MegaDosX: lmaoooo
LRRbot: Grimgrin, Corpse-Born [3UB] | Legendary Creature β Zombie Warrior [5/5] | Grimgrin enters tapped and doesn't untap during your untap step. / Sacrifice another creature: Untap Grimgrin and put a +1/+1 counter on it. / Whenever Grimgrin attacks, destroy target creature defending player controls, then put a +1/+1 counter on Grimgrin.
MegaDosX: Yes
chaostreader: wonβt it come back with undying? or am I missing something about Jacobβs board
Rogue_07: We don't block without Bruno~
e_bloc: I mean Serge did spend the first seven turns just painting an elaborate target on his own back
LRRbot: Ransom Note [1] | Artifact β Clue | When this artifact enters, surveil 1. / {2}, Sacrifice this artifact: Choose one β / β’ Cloak the top card of your library. / β’ Goad target creature. / β’ Draw a card.
MarsIsDead: @chaostreader You are not
KaleidoscopeMind: perfectly respectable upstanding journalists
pleonasticTautology: each each land land is is a a swamp swamp in in addition addition to to its its other other land land types types
Ukon_Cairns: i mean, hot of the heels of the jrpg set, can ya blame us for thinking the "God of Deception" was the real villain all along
r10pez10: !addquote (Kathleen) [Now] I've been very helpful and kind this whole game. I feel like blue-black brings out the best in me.
LRRbot: New quote #9344: "I've been very helpful and kind this whole game. I feel like blue-black brings out the best in me." βKathleen [2025-07-11]
LoadingReadyRun: Great Goaded Grimgrin!
MegaDosX: Also Grimgrin trigger
MegaDosX: And it comes back
MegaDosX: Mikaeus gives it undying
superdude097: ^
superdude097: Lord comes back with a counter
Chesul: Jacob gets a token and the lord comes back.
r10pez10: mikaeus is cool
NotGruulButWhy: Zombie lord comes back
MegaDosX: Wilhelt also makes a token
MegaDosX: The Wilhelt board state is lowkey gross tbh
Ukon_Cairns: turns out the zombies are bad at dying
MegaDosX: It does die
MegaDosX: Regenerate would not die though, correct
pleonasticTautology: wanananana
e_bloc: it is a little funny that undying still lets the creature die
MegaDosX: Magic is complicated, and there's a lot of moving parts in Jacob's board state
LRRbot: Slinn Voda, the Rising Deep [6UU] | Legendary Creature β Leviathan [8/8] | Kicker {1}{U} / When Slinn Voda enters, if it was kicked, return all creatures to their owners' hands except for Merfolk, Krakens, Leviathans, Octopuses, and Serpents.
r10pez10: puttin' on the ritz but it's puttin on oven mitts
adept_nekomancer:
Blue and black, known for being colors which are not at all tricky or technical.
Diabore: the real slinn voda
bytecaster: Weird feeeesh
superdude097: Weird fish
pleonasticTautology: weird fish
Chesul: @e_bloc well yeah, it's not "non-dying" it just makes the creature Un-die after it's died.
Julian_Rogue: @e_bloc well yea. it UN dyes. it has to die first to undo
silv3r_54:
weird fish
djalternative:
we should teach players sequencing by giving them the turing complete computer deck
LRRbot: Liliana's Mastery [3BB] | Enchantment | Zombies you control get +1/+1. / When this enchantment enters, create two 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens.
bytecaster: Jacob is rapidly becoming the problem
Julian_Rogue: @djalternative oh no the magic smoke got out
e_bloc: Creature - Weird Fish would totally be a printabl creature type
MegaDosX: People talk about elfball, but look at what zombies can do
r10pez10: oh amonkhet was where liliana walked through a river of blood and maniacally laughed right
pleonasticTautology: @MegaDosX zomball
adept_nekomancer: @e_bloc Now I want to see "Creature - Totally normal fish"
Aceviru: Haha
Thefluffiestguineapig: @adept_nekomancer Next un set I also want that
Ukon_Cairns: @e_bloc i wanna see this join the skeleton archer family of name and creature type Weird Fish
MegaDosX: Tokens have hexproof
e_bloc: @adept_nekomancer turning it into a Legitmate Business would also be funny
caffinatedconstellations: finally got around to watching the weftwalking preview... im likeing that card a lot
FinestOtter: Propaganda cost?
r10pez10: yeah a lot of moving parts
Thefluffiestguineapig: Lord buffs are very strong
e_bloc: I miss when reanimation spells just randomly had additional effects...-1/-0, does not untap, etc
LRRbot: Rapid Hybridization [U] | Instant | Destroy target creature. It can't be regenerated. That creature's controller creates a 3/3 green Frog Lizard creature token.
MegaDosX: !card wilhelt
LRRbot: Wilhelt, the Rotcleaver [2UB] | Legendary Creature β Zombie Warrior [3/3] | Whenever another Zombie you control dies, if it didn't have decayed, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token with decayed. / At the beginning of your end step, you may sacrifice a Zombie. If you do, draw a card.
caffinatedconstellations: Frog mode
gualdhar: Mikaeus croaked
Rogue_07: Mikaeus: "am frog"
MegaDosX: Another decayed token too
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circusofkirkus: wilhelt trigger
FinestOtter: Did Jacob pay for Propaganda?
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Hauwulf: I want to know what serge has 18 copies of
pleonasticTautology: @Hauwulf frog lizards
r10pez10: eighteen identical frog lizards
caffinatedconstellations: jacobs board is like a grandfather clock
bytecaster: @FinestOtter We talked about it and I believe he did
caffinatedconstellations: so many moving gears
MegaDosX:
Giving Jacob this particular deck was diabolical on Wheeler's part, holy crap
Hauwulf: beautiful
MrPipboy3000: @Hauwulf More saddleback Legacks for Cameron
LRRbot: Roshan, Hidden Magister [3B] | Legendary Creature β Human Assassin [4/4] | Other creatures you control are Assassins in addition to their other types. The same is true for creature spells you control and creature cards you own that aren't on the battlefield. / Face-down creatures you control have menace. / Whenever a permanent you control is turned face up, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
Hauwulf: @MrPipboy3000 you can never have too many
MegaDosX: Kathleen's just vibing
bytecaster: Kathleen is a helper
e_bloc: human assassin running a conspiracy
r10pez10: TIL face-down rats have menace
LRRbot: Reservoir Kraken [2UU] | Creature β Kraken [6/6] | Trample, ward {2} / At the beginning of each combat, if this creature is untapped, any opponent may tap an untapped creature they control. If they do, tap this creature and create a 1/1 blue Fish creature token with "This token can't be blocked."
Chesul: Hullbreaker Trigger.
Veshnikard: hullbreaker trigger
superdude097: She's not casting it
Ukon_Cairns: it wasnt cast
MegaDosX: Quicksilver Amulet doesn't cast them
bytecaster: @Veshnikard Wasn't cast
MegaDosX: So no trigger
e_bloc: desecration demon but blue
MegaDosX: !card quicksilver amulet
LRRbot: Quicksilver Amulet [4] | Artifact | {4}, {T}: You may put a creature card from your hand onto the battlefield.
LoadingReadyRun: Reservoiraken
Chesul: Ah, right Quicksilver, not flash.
MegaDosX:
I like how Medic's all "this deck's complicated" while Jacob's sitting next to him with a mathematical nightmare of a board state
LRRbot: Thran Dynamo [4] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}{C}{C}.
HadesLeprechaun: I love a big fish deck, and Kathleen's Stromkirk deck looks very fun
LRRbot: Etrata, Deadly Fugitive [1UB] | Legendary Creature β Vampire Assassin [1/4] | Deathtouch / Face-down creatures you control have "{2}{U}{B}: Turn this creature face up. If you can't, exile it, then you may cast the exiled card without paying its mana cost." / Whenever an Assassin you control deals combat damage to an opponent, cloak the top card of that player's library.
LRRbot: Grappling Kraken [4UU] | Creature β Kraken [5/6] | Landfall β Whenever a land you control enters, tap target creature an opponent controls and put a stun counter on it.
MegaDosX: Graken!
HadesLeprechaun: Graken!
bytecaster: Doesn't work
MegaDosX: It's turned face up
bytecaster: It's still the same permanent
Ukon_Cairns: its was 4 mana to tell jacob what it was
caffinatedconstellations: the Krappling Graken
MegaDosX: Silvercoat?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Silver coat?
Ukon_Cairns: 4 mana for the showmanship. a price well paid
Lord_Hosk: Serge is trying to silver coat things? Is he a pherexian?
MegaDosX: Yeah it's no mana
Riiiiiiis:
it's a kind og anodization i think 
MegaDosX: They can just tap a thing
FinestOtter: I'm happy with silvercoat personally, it's better than sugarcoating my magic cards
MegaDosX: You aren't targeting it
LRRbot: Reservoir Kraken [2UU] | Creature β Kraken [6/6] | Trample, ward {2} / At the beginning of each combat, if this creature is untapped, any opponent may tap an untapped creature they control. If they do, tap this creature and create a 1/1 blue Fish creature token with "This token can't be blocked."
MegaDosX: I am going to mention one thing: decayed zombies can't block
caffinatedconstellations: girls just want to have fun
MegaDosX: And then I'm going to sit back in my backseat >_>
chaostreader: that trigger happens each combat not just her combat.
bytecaster: Actually it's a Swamp Swamp Swamp
MegaDosX: Oh hell it is each combat
Chesul: @MegaDosX Jacob only has one decayed zombie, he has two non-decayed tokens.
e_bloc: the complexity creep is real
MegaDosX: @Chesul The point I was trying to subtly make is that if Jacob wanted to tap the kraken and not have to worry about losing a blocker, he could tap the decayed zombie
bytecaster: @e_bloc The assassins creed card has a lot of words
MegaDosX: But it is of course his choice
MegaDosX: 6/8
Chesul: @MegaDosX yeah, but it also gives Kathleen an unblockable creature, which is worse when he has so many creatures on the board.
e_bloc:
@bytecaster I think you just described 95% of the cards in that set
bytecaster: @e_bloc Turns out, Gamers love to read
MegaDosX: @Chesul This is also very true. Jacob's decision to not tap anything is an easily defensible one.
MegaDosX: The life totals are very close together, interestingly. Except for Serge of course, but he knows what he did.
RockPusher: Rocks you say?
HadesLeprechaun: giving a free thing to sac to Grimgrin which just kills creatures is also not great
niccus: new button: I'd Rather Be Milling
ContingentCat: Lol yup abc
e_bloc: deck box that say "my other deck is a mill deck"
HadesLeprechaun: the 'c' in cmilling is silent
Chesul: I enjoy that Medic stealing the top of Kathleens deck is kinda just giving Kathleen extra draws.
MarsIsDead: @hadesleprechaun I just snorted Biryani... Thank you for that
Julian_Rogue: Just tape a laser pointer to his head
Thefluffiestguineapig: @HadesLeprechaun You put it in the wrong place, I always thought it was miclling
r10pez10: red lights mean the camera has its brakes on
pleonasticTautology: @HadesLeprechaun the c in cmilling is in my graveyard
MegaDosX: *writes down "cast trigger"*
LRRbot: Grappling Kraken [4UU] | Creature β Kraken [5/6] | Landfall β Whenever a land you control enters, tap target creature an opponent controls and put a stun counter on it.
MegaDosX: Grapplaken
pleonasticTautology: grakling krapen
Dog_of_Myth: McGrapplaken
Julian_Rogue: octupolese
niccus: octopodes
MegaDosX: Octopodes
r10pez10: weren't they greek
Julian_Rogue: octopodes nuts!
MegaDosX: Octipides nuts
Mai_Andra: octopilates
korvys: Octopodes Nuts
AtrusOfMyst: Octo T-Posing
LRRbot: Slinn Voda, the Rising Deep [6UU] | Legendary Creature β Leviathan [8/8] | Kicker {1}{U} / When Slinn Voda enters, if it was kicked, return all creatures to their owners' hands except for Merfolk, Krakens, Leviathans, Octopuses, and Serpents.
MegaDosX: Oh shit
Dog_of_Myth:
Chat on that one braincell.
goombalax: his name is what?
goombalax: his name is who>
HadesLeprechaun: lets goooo
r10pez10: hell ye
HadesLeprechaun: anybody holding up a counterspell?
realbadatthis_: is octopuses for when there are a variety of octopi species involved like with the use of fishes?
LRRbot: Deep-Sea Kraken [7UUU] | Creature β Kraken [6/6] | This creature can't be blocked. / Suspend 9β{2}{U} / Whenever an opponent casts a spell, if this card is suspended, remove a time counter from it.
MegaDosX: Oh I see now
Thefluffiestguineapig: So many Krakens
circusofkirkus: jacob gets grimgrin back and kathleen loses her flyer
r10pez10: interesting
MegaDosX: !card thryx
LRRbot: Thryx, the Sudden Storm [3UU] | Legendary Creature β Elemental Giant [4/5] | Flash / Flying / Spells you cast with mana value 5 or greater cost {1} less to cast and can't be countered.
MarsIsDead: Medic is great but where did he come from... Besides Vancouver...
MegaDosX: Thryx bounces back too
circusofkirkus: thryx & grimgrin get bounced
superdude097: Slin Voda is symetrical
MegaDosX: Oh yeah Grimgrin too
LSRubin: "octopi" is incorrect. the "-us" is from Greek, not Latin (even though it looks like it could be Latin!), so it's -odes, not -i. but "octopi" has become so common in English that it's generally accepted.
MegaDosX: lmaooooooooo
MegaDosX: Get got lmao
pleonasticTautology: LMAO
LRRbot: Reservoir Kraken [2UU] | Creature β Kraken [6/6] | Trample, ward {2} / At the beginning of each combat, if this creature is untapped, any opponent may tap an untapped creature they control. If they do, tap this creature and create a 1/1 blue Fish creature token with "This token can't be blocked."
HadesLeprechaun: pretty fish token
RockPusher: Fish are often slippery
goombalax: its hilarious that Capenna leaned so hard into the fish thing
Ukon_Cairns: @LSRubin the english language, if you're wrong for long enough you'll eventually be right.
LSRubin: @Ukon_Cairns absolutely
Thefluffiestguineapig: @goombalax Considering how little any of the water factored into anything. So much of the story was about the air
Julian_Rogue: the Dimirror match?
Drum0_0: We miss your deck serge
LSRubin: @Thefluffiestguineapig right, but who else are snitches supposed to sleep with?
WiJohn: Savage
caffinatedconstellations: they played... awfully
LRRbot: Undead Warchief [2BB] | Creature β Zombie [1/1] | Zombie spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. / Zombie creatures you control get +2/+1.
caffinatedconstellations: its impressive
r10pez10: oh man that art
LRRbot: Gleaming Overseer [1UB] | Creature β Zombie Wizard [1/4] | When this creature enters, amass Zombies 1. / Zombie tokens you control have hexproof and menace.
HadesLeprechaun: Can't wait for Kathleen to flash in a Spawning Kraken with Quicksilver Amulet in response to unblocked big fish
LoadingReadyRun:
Undead Warchief's arms have too many arms 
shwarsz: that game was a T1 masterclass
MarsIsDead: Have they done a Golgari night yet?
r10pez10: eggs proof
LRRbot: Lord of the Accursed [2B] | Creature β Zombie [2/3] | Other Zombies you control get +1/+1. / {1}{B}, {T}: All Zombies gain menace until end of turn.
Ukon_Cairns: @LoadingReadyRun we like our warchiefs well armed
LSRubin: @MarsIsDead they've done all the mono-colors, plus Azorius and now Dimir
Chesul: I like "Hexpoof" I imagine iot would be something along the lines of "Equipment and Aura's your opponents control can't become attached to this creature"
LoadingReadyRun: I think we've done Gruul as well?
MegaDosX: You have done Gruul
LSRubin: oh right i forgot Gruul
MegaDosX: I think the one I'm most interested in seeing assuming you do all the pairs is Boros
Chesul: Bonus benefit to taking Serge out first, you now have a judge at the table.
MarsIsDead: @lsrubin Cool... Next time I talk to Jacob, I'm going to ask him what he thinks of Rube Goldberg machines and ship him a list
r10pez10: it's probably all up on the wiki somewhere
Rogue_07: Kathleen's just standing there....menacingly!
LRRbot: Roshan, Hidden Magister [3B] | Legendary Creature β Human Assassin [4/4] | Other creatures you control are Assassins in addition to their other types. The same is true for creature spells you control and creature cards you own that aren't on the battlefield. / Face-down creatures you control have menace. / Whenever a permanent you control is turned face up, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
gsyhiap: It's a very slippery fish.
Ukon_Cairns: i believe jacob is technically the most menacing
FinestOtter: Roshan!? I thought you were a League caster!?!?
LoadingReadyRun: never seen a Kraken Assassin
MegaDosX: Kathleen has big chunguses but Jacob's deck can explode in terms of power in creatures
ckupf: !card deepsea kraken
LRRbot: Deep-Sea Kraken [7UUU] | Creature β Kraken [6/6] | This creature can't be blocked. / Suspend 9β{2}{U} / Whenever an opponent casts a spell, if this card is suspended, remove a time counter from it.
MegaDosX: @LoadingReadyRun Well of course not, they're assassins
HadesLeprechaun: There have been lots of Changelings on these streams
drcthulu: doesn't the kraken have can't be blocked
MegaDosX: !card deep sea kraken
LRRbot: Deep-Sea Kraken [7UUU] | Creature β Kraken [6/6] | This creature can't be blocked. / Suspend 9β{2}{U} / Whenever an opponent casts a spell, if this card is suspended, remove a time counter from it.
HadesLeprechaun: Kraken Assassin Gamers
MegaDosX: Perfect punchline
Thefluffiestguineapig: Welp
Dog_of_Myth:
Chesul: @MegaDosX that implies that all kraken assassins are good assassins.
Thefluffiestguineapig: The most important part you forget to mention
LRRbot: Frantic Search [2U] | Instant | Draw two cards, then discard two cards. Untap up to three lands.
pleonasticTautology: i mean
pleonasticTautology: you could try reading the card
r10pez10: hell yeah
Ukon_Cairns: whats important is Jacob Chose not to block.
pleonasticTautology: i heard reading the card explains the card
Dog_of_Myth: Kraken back
chancellorpalpatine66: "we're going to have a ton of games tonight" they said
Rogue_07: He's Kraken lackin'
MarsIsDead: Holy crap, the Hullbreaker is still around!
LRRbot: Buried Alive [2B] | Sorcery | Search your library for up to three creature cards, put them into your graveyard, then shuffle.
MegaDosX: There has been a shocking lack of removal from a board of Bx decks
pleonasticTautology: i'm not dead!
MarsIsDead: That's a KOS at my table
LRRbot: Ponder [U] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. You may shuffle. / Draw a card.
HadesLeprechaun: reading the card explains the card unless the card is sufficiently old or a Companion
Riiiiiiis: Ponder Stibbons?
Chesul: I just realized that Kathleen can potentially just keep bouncing everything by returning her Slin Voda to her hand and replaying it.
r10pez10: i assume so
LithelyUnshod: Chigaco
Veshnikard: Magiccon promo
theamc2000: Chicago promo
LithelyUnshod: Chicago
nevyn666: it was from the magiccon
gsyhiap: Junk food turtle
r10pez10: came with the magicon-in-the-box
Deity091: !card slin voda
LRRbot: Slinn Voda, the Rising Deep [6UU] | Legendary Creature β Leviathan [8/8] | Kicker {1}{U} / When Slinn Voda enters, if it was kicked, return all creatures to their owners' hands except for Merfolk, Krakens, Leviathans, Octopuses, and Serpents.
pleonasticTautology: hahaha
Rogue_07: boids
Earthenone: the traditional chicago turtle
Robot_Bones: Secert Lair Cool Turtles would be cool though
MarsIsDead: No, came from Magiccon or Festival in a Box which is why I have it
e_bloc: needs malort
MegaDosX: No Thryx discount though
MarsIsDead: @e_bloc And wind
r10pez10: is chicago known for its chains
LSRubin:
ninja turtles from Chicago
LithelyUnshod: Thryx is gone
Chesul: She can't quite recast it, it's 10 for the kicker, and Thryx isn't on the board anymore.
Dog_of_Myth:
electra310: GG!
DeM0nFiRe:
gsyhiap: Dominance asserted!
Drum0_0: Yay!
MegaDosX: [Everybody hated that]
RockPusher: Returning the crabs to the pool
pleonasticTautology: hahahahaha
circusofkirkus: you get a mill and you get a mill!
Dog_of_Myth: Mill is back on the menu boys
WiJohn: Somehow mill has returned
gualdhar: I get concerned when Serge is like this.
HadesLeprechaun: quick! Find some Resculpts and Ravenforms to put in your decks!
r10pez10: the second time mill comes around people know what to look out for
electra310:
Time for crab?
adept_nekomancer:
Looks like crab is back on the menu!
Dog_of_Myth: *and girls and non binary
140 raiders from TheAsianAvenger have joined!
A_Dub888: @Dog_of_Myth guys, gals and non-binary pals?
Pharmacistjudge: evening y'all, how was the first game?
Dog_of_Myth: Heya Raiders
r10pez10: buck wild, pharm
MegaDosX: Oh man Crim missed the mill combo
TheAsianAvenger: DID THEY END? x(
e_bloc: everyone was so polite that game. and serge was playing too.
MarsIsDead: @dog_of_myth As a lover of that phrase, just substitute everyone
Juliamon: Just on break
r10pez10: just game 1 crim they'll be back
MegaDosX: Nah, game 1 ended, game 2 coming up
Juliamon: Game 2 in a few mins
TheAsianAvenger: oh okay dope
Drum0_0: @A_Dub888 dudes (california version)
MegaDosX: Serge is on Phenax
Juliamon: get ready for PHENAX
TheAsianAvenger: Ew, mill?
Pharmacistjudge: oh goodness, what did serge do?
TheAsianAvenger: >:3
electra310: So my Desert Bus mystery box is on its way to me and I am obsessively checking my post office tracking. It was supposed to arrive today, but at least it has been safely checked in for the evening at a facility only one state away.
MegaDosX: And he got Mesmeric Orb and Water Crystal out
MarsIsDead: It's a Crim!
MegaDosX: (he died almost immediately thereafter but he did it)
Dog_of_Myth: @TheAsianAvenger Serge had the Water Crystal Mesmeric Orb
r10pez10: but then got killed by regular damage by wilhelt zombies
HadesLeprechaun: @TheAsianAvenger You were already specifically called out for The Water Crystaling Serge!
Marvoleath: ABC - Always Be Cards-from-library-into-graveyard-putting
TheAsianAvenger:
@Dog_of_Myth those two cards are soooooooooo good together.
Pharmacistjudge: such mill when we have a guest around?
MegaDosX: Yep.
Drum0_0: I need to watch Serge play Hope, it's soul sister + mill.
Pharmacistjudge: welcome to the moonbase, get milled?
TheAsianAvenger: My Indescribable Love For Libraries
Dog_of_Myth: Weird definition of love there Crim
HadesLeprechaun: Just want everyone to see their whole deck!
Marvoleath: @TheAsianAvenger Milf libtaries?
Pharmacistjudge: we have to defend libraries
MegaDosX:
But it's not MILFL, you might want that F lower case
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TheAsianAvenger: @Dog_of_Myth Thank you for giving me a sub!!! Im off to go see Superman meow.
Pharmacistjudge: you enjoy sir
Dog_of_Myth: Have fun Crim, I am seeing that Sat.
MarsIsDead: @theasianavenger Decided to not fight the crowds this weekend but enjoy it!
MarsIsDead: @theasianavenger Supposed to be really fun!
pleonasticTautology: did anyone gift medic or jacob subs yet
r10pez10: they might have already eaten
pleonasticTautology: you know what i mean!!!
pleonasticTautology: shaking y ou
r10pez10: medic took a ferry
MarsIsDead: I don't think I got an answer or maybe I missed it... Where did Medic come from (besides Serge kidnapping him from Vancouver)? He is a delight!
Dog_of_Myth:
pleonasticTautology: hold on i need to be sports autistic for a second
pleonasticTautology: my favorite baseball player just hit a grand slam
GasCityGaming: Football game is in weather delay, i'm sticking around for game 2!
MarsIsDead: @pleonastictautology Who went yard?
pleonasticTautology:
@MarsIsDead cal raleigh
MarsIsDead: I have the Astros game on as well
pleonasticTautology: he's now one away from tying barry bonds for most pre-all star break dingers
GasCityGaming: Cal Raleigh?
Pharmacistjudge: medic is german via england?
pleonasticTautology: @GasCityGaming mariners catcher, the big dumper, literally the best player in baseball right now
MarsIsDead: Oh we're rivals @pleonastictautology haha
pleonasticTautology: @MarsIsDead oh that's fine, one of our best friends is our masto instance's token 'stros fan lmao
GasCityGaming: for those in chat who don't know Cal Raleigh has a prodigious bottom and has the widely acknowledge nickname of 'the big dumper'
MarsIsDead: Born and raised Houstonian... Astros Diehard...
pleonasticTautology: @GasCityGaming helps that, when you're a catcher, you're basically always doing squats
MarsIsDead: @gascitygaming I read an article that said his mom hated that name
pleonasticTautology: and as two crapshots have taught us
pleonasticTautology: they're good for your poops
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MarsIsDead: Still rooting for Jacob!
Shadowsoflife: ^
GasCityGaming: Serge is experiencing the downside of being the mill player, being the archenemy
pleonasticTautology: hahahahahaha
electra310: R-e-s-p-e-c-t
MarsIsDead: Hopefully soon, Jacob is collabing on a song for my band! Gotta root for him!
Dog_of_Myth:
pleonasticTautology: i'm making a gift for jacob that will get mailed to mailtime
LRRbot: Sunken Ruins | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {U/B}, {T}: Add {U}{U}, {U}{B}, or {B}{B}.
LoadingReadyRun: @MarsIsDead neat!
LRRbot: Brainstone [1] | Artifact | {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.
LRRbot: Terramorphic Expanse | Land | {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
MarsIsDead: @loadingreadyrun Yeah,he inspired lyrics that I wrote (something he said in Not a Drop to Thrink)
e_bloc: you're brainstoning wronog
superdude097: New art for Terramorphic is excellent
Grinnin_Gin: spare the rod, stone the brain
Pharmacistjudge: I rather the OG of Terramorphic expanse
Chesul: Evolving Expanse for me.
LRRbot: Tomb Fortress | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {B}. / {2}{B}{B}{B}, {T}, Exile this land: Mill four cards, then return a creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only as a sorcery.
HadesLeprechaun: Evolving Wilds has more arts to choose from, which probably gives it the slight edge
GasCityGaming: the art from the chaos 40k commander deck is very good too
LRRbot: Dimir Signet [2] | Artifact | {1}, {T}: Add {U}{B}.
NotCainNorAbel: Isn't the full experience as a guest is to get destroyed?
LRRbot: Lightning Greaves [2] | Artifact β Equipment | Equipped creature has haste and shroud. / Equip {0}
Pharmacistjudge: just be careful. in spanish Evolving wilds is Terrenos expansivos
MegaDosX: The shoes!
Grinnin_Gin: live, laugh, lightning greaves
Bugberry: @Pharmacistjudge same. Started around Time Spiral and used that so much.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Grinnin_Gin That would be a great embroidery for DB
A_Dub888:
@Pharmacistjudge isnβt Terrenos one of the Partner Commanders?
LRRbot: Curse of the Restless Dead [2B] | Enchantment β Aura Curse | Enchant player / Whenever a land enchanted player controls enters, you create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token with decayed.
Rogue_07: We're gonna do Kermit the Frog impersonations?
Rogue_07: Because I'm down
e_bloc: I'd mark out if Kathleen had the Cephalid Ilustionist
HadesLeprechaun: ooooh but Terramorphic Expanse is the one with the Full Text secret lair treatment, so gotta give it to that one
Grinnin_Gin: Kathleen's lands having zombies crawl out of them feels very appropriate.
LRRbot: Cryptic Coat [2U] | Artifact β Equipment | When this Equipment enters, cloak the top card of your library, then attach this Equipment to it. / Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and can't be blocked. / {1}{U}: Return this Equipment to its owner's hand.
Pharmacistjudge: yeah, we had a judge tell a player they had an illegal land when they thought terrenos expansivos was terramorphic expanse
MegaDosX: True Name at home
Grinnin_Gin: Hey one of the coolest cards from MKM
HadesLeprechaun: Markov Manor
Pharmacistjudge: yeah, terramorphic expanse is ExpansiΓ³n terramΓ³rfica
LRRbot: Nighthawk Scavenger [1BB] | Creature β Vampire Rogue [1+*/3] | Flying, deathtouch, lifelink / Nighthawk Scavenger's power is equal to 1 plus the number of card types among cards in your opponents' graveyards.
MegaDosX: Lots of people say Markov Manor, yeah
MarsIsDead: I liked MKM personally
r10pez10: there's like 12 if you're nasty
Rogue_07: Are you a real MTG fan? Name all of their card types
Grinnin_Gin: Everyone says Markov Manor because we want to see Edgar and Olivia's domestic drama.
gualdhar: I thought Kindred was a supertype
Rogue_07: Did you get Battles?
sporkraptor: saga?
Pharmacistjudge: you got the relevant ones.
Mindfire13: Schemes
radioshackraider: Conspiracy, Plane, Scheme
r10pez10: if you want phenomenon and scheme and etc
adept_nekomancer:
Interrupt
Marvoleath: Pikle abs is the current mnemotic iirc
Grinnin_Gin: no people are trolling you
Pharmacistjudge: that's why i said "you got the relevant ones"
northos: they can't go to the graveyard, but they are technically card types
MegaDosX: Saga's an enchantment type
Veshnikard: the question was card types
Grinnin_Gin: Saga is not a type no
MegaDosX:
Listen to Pharmacistjudge
Bugberry: @gualdhar it's a card type that has all of the same subtypes as creatures. It has to be that way for rules reasons.
LRRbot: Runo Stromkirk [1UB] (back: Krothuss, Lord of the Deep) | Legendary Creature β Vampire Cleric [1/4] | Flying / When Runo enters, put up to one target creature card from your graveyard on top of your library. / At the beginning of your upkeep, look at the top card of your library. You may reveal that card. If a creature card with mana value 6 or greater is revealed this way, transform Runo.
r10pez10: as usual, serge is correct
MarsIsDead: All Hail @pharmacistjudge
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LRRbot: Lightning Greaves [2] | Artifact β Equipment | Equipped creature has haste and shroud. / Equip {0}
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circusofkirkus: that's old news Serge
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Bugberry: Tarkir
circusofkirkus: and Tarkir
admiral_sky_: tarkir
Veshnikard: 3 set ago, old hat
Grinnin_Gin: Wow the Tarkir erasure from Kathleen smh
circusofkirkus: practically prehistoric
Juliamon: !ppr
MarsIsDead: Everyone always forgets about those poor dragons
HadesLeprechaun: and like 17 Secret Lairs
e_bloc: it's impossible to tell when anything came out when they all run together
r10pez10: (too quick)
Thefluffiestguineapig: @r10pez10 Agreed
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Bugberry: @e_bloc you can atleast know the year as it's written on the card.
LRRbot: Necroduality [3U] | Enchantment | Whenever a nontoken Zombie you control enters, create a token that's a copy of that creature.
LRRbot: One with the Multiverse [6UU] | Enchantment | You may look at the top card of your library any time. / You may play lands and cast spells from the top of your library. / Once during each of your turns, you may cast a spell from your hand or the top of your library without paying its mana cost.
MarsIsDead: I look at a spoiler, buy some foil singles and move on
Grinnin_Gin: wow that mill was powerful
Grinnin_Gin: serge is a monster for milling necroduality
r10pez10: i always mistake remora for a fish
circusofkirkus: yes "see"
pn55:
TruPhantomAngel: Oh cool, Kathleen is playing Runo.
MarsIsDead: God, what was that characters name in the Matrix
GasCityGaming: Just found out the Sask football game is delayed due to air quality from the wildfires, oof.
HadesLeprechaun: We don't take about Runo
HadesLeprechaun: *talk
e_bloc: a shame there's no rooftop storm in Jacob's deck
Pharmacistjudge: reasonable
LRRbot: Forbidden Alchemy [2U] | Instant | Look at the top four cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest into your graveyard. / Flashback {6}{B}
MrPipboy3000: Serge trying to sell mill to Jacob feels like Serge trying to convince him that acupuncture isn't torture
LRRbot: Monstrosity of the Lake [4U] | Legendary Creature β Kraken [4/6] | When Monstrosity of the Lake enters, you may pay {5}. If you do, tap all creatures your opponents control, then put a stun counter on each of those creatures. / Islandcycling {2}
HadesLeprechaun: helping out Serge's mill strategy
LRRbot: Ultros, Obnoxious Octopus [1U] | Legendary Creature β Octopus [2/1] | Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, if at least four mana was spent to cast it, tap target creature an opponent controls and put a stun counter on it. / Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, if at least eight mana was spent to cast it, put eight +1/+1 counters on Ultros.
adept_nekomancer: Obnoxiopus
Dog_of_Myth:
LRRbot: Hullbreaker Horror [5UU] | Creature β Kraken Horror [7/8] | Flash / This spell can't be countered. / Whenever you cast a spell, choose up to one β / β’ Return target spell you don't control to its owner's hand. / β’ Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand.
chaostreader: not to be obnoxious but Ultros only cares about noncreature spells
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's both fair and also deeply polite
Ukon_Cairns: luckily 4th card of forbidden alchemy was a reanimate (wishful thinking)
LRRbot: Eternal Skylord [4U] | Creature β Zombie Wizard [3/3] | When this creature enters, amass Zombies 2. / Zombie tokens you control have flying.
Rogue_07: Jacob sounds just like Andy in the Papers, Please video haha
Rogue_07: This is a good thing
Grinnin_Gin: So this is Jacob's new DM Voice?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is Jacob in voice mode so he doesn't go into overwhelm mode?
LRRbot: Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth | Legendary Land | Each land is a Swamp in addition to its other land types.
50keyz:
counter argument - its 4 mana therefore unlayable in 2025
Dog_of_Myth:
Grinnin_Gin: urburg
pleonasticTautology: ho chi minh city!
Julian_Rogue: Now they're SWAMPED with lands
HadesLeprechaun: not obligated to answer, lol
MarsIsDead: Haha, welcome to commander Jacob!
Thefluffiestguineapig: I just cackled out loud like a bad witch
e_bloc: also not obligated to tell the truth
MarsIsDead: Next comes with the pleading to let it through
caffinatedconstellations: no politics, only honesty
Chesul: With the voice he's using, I keep picturing Bartok playing MtG in Jacobs seat and it's amazing.
Thefluffiestguineapig: NO
r10pez10: is it the tree
HadesLeprechaun: Hey! There's that artifact removal, kinda
Ukon_Cairns: some times the commander is integral to the game plan, sometimes they are the most expendable creature in the deck
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yup
LRRbot: Etrata, Deadly Fugitive [1UB] | Legendary Creature β Vampire Assassin [1/4] | Deathtouch / Face-down creatures you control have "{2}{U}{B}: Turn this creature face up. If you can't, exile it, then you may cast the exiled card without paying its mana cost." / Whenever an Assassin you control deals combat damage to an opponent, cloak the top card of that player's library.
Shadowsoflife: amazing
Thefluffiestguineapig: Woooooooooooooooooooow
Grinnin_Gin: wait, in exile, isn't it in serge's exile?
caffinatedconstellations: its still so strange to see Medic league of legends on FNPF
MarsIsDead: We have a new villain!
chaostreader: you have to cast it immediately IF you cast it.
Bugberry: Zendikar was after Alara
Thefluffiestguineapig: "How long have you been playing Magic" "Psh, I'm Old" is a great response
radioshackraider: OG Zendikar was 2009
50keyz: yeah it was like 2008
Pharmacistjudge: zendikar is 2009
MarsIsDead: Yes Jacob Yessssssss
Dog_of_Myth:
Join us Jacob
chaostreader: @grinnin_gin Exile technically isnβt owned by any player.
Thefluffiestguineapig: One of us one of us
caffinatedconstellations: i've been playing for almost a decade
calculated_uncertainties: plus or minus a decade.
caffinatedconstellations: my first set was kaladesh
radioshackraider: Serge has been playing Magic longer than I've been alive
Mindfire13: There are probably people watching who were born after Kathleen started playing Magic
Diabore: falling wind?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @caffinatedconstellations That made me turn to dust
MarsIsDead: Urzas Saga for me
Bugberry: 05 was Kamigawa/Ravnica era
r10pez10: my first set was theros original but my friends tried to introduce me via commander and it put me off for several years
pleonasticTautology:
i started playing in lorwyn because someone in college (attempt 1) sold me an elfball and i made it more of an elfball so, 2007.
e_bloc: when I started, Stronghold just came out. excuse me when I turn into dust
Pharmacistjudge: I kinda regret not buying the original art for hedron crab
Thefluffiestguineapig: I started in og Ravnica
Diabore: "a land" he says, milling an underground sea
pleonasticTautology: i'm *very* close to 20 years of mtg
caffinatedconstellations: @Thefluffiestguineapig loooook my first TCG was yugioh, MTG came later for me
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also how have llamas/alpacas never been the staple creature for an Un set?
caffinatedconstellations: i started playing yugioh... 16 years ago?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @caffinatedconstellations Ah, I feel way less old now
caffinatedconstellations: 7 actually
r10pez10: it's usually because maro prefers squirrels
caffinatedconstellations: 17*
Bugberry: My first Magic product was 8th edition starter decks.
LSRubin:
for me, a tiny bit in middle school (~1999), then a tiny bit in high school (~2003)... then 2023
pleonasticTautology: @Thefluffiestguineapig i hope there'll be a ravnica set again so i can return to ravnica for the first time
Thefluffiestguineapig: @r10pez10 But he did squirrels first, and now they are terrifying
MarsIsDead: I'm on like 26 years? Something like that
e_bloc: reading card explain card etc
Veshnikard: who could forget zombies fly
HadesLeprechaun: well same as the first game, if Serge dies, the Mesmeric Orb goes away
Diabore: yeah falling winds
LRRbot: Windfall [2U] | Sorcery | Each player discards their hand, then draws cards equal to the greatest number of cards a player discarded this way.
pleonasticTautology: at least your cards are in english, medic
r10pez10: was it serge who T1 windfall'd jeremey white
r10pez10: *jeremy white
Pharmacistjudge: Medic, just pretend you are on rounds and you have to present the case once the conversation gets back to you.
TheBorzoi: It goes back to the zone it was taken from for the most part
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Pharmacistjudge Wait, is he actually in medicine? (I missed the beginning of the stream and don't know about league)
Pharmacistjudge: It will be exiled
pn55: It was cast from exile
LRRbot: Thran Dynamo [4] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}{C}{C}.
LRRbot: Kraken Hatchling [U] | Creature β Kraken [0/4]
HadesLeprechaun: babby!
caffinatedconstellations: @Thefluffiestguineapig medic is a caster for the LEC (EU's league of legends series)
MarsIsDead: He needs a Trusty Machete
r10pez10: i miss vanilla cards
Ukon_Cairns: yeh, i wanna take my guess at ruling but i dont wanna detract from actual judges giving the real answer
Thefluffiestguineapig: I want a baby kraken token like the offspring tokens from Bloomburrow
Pharmacistjudge: Etrata lets you cast it, so the object has no continous effects granting you control of it. you just have native control over it. in cases like these, when a person with native control leaves the game, their stuff is exiled.
GasCityGaming: @r10pez10 Yeah, I was looking at the EOE cards and they look sweet, but oof, a lot to keep track of
e_bloc: Serge didn't wash off the target on his back between games
r10pez10: it's a lot
Thefluffiestguineapig: @caffinatedconstellations Professionally? I was asking because rounds and presenting cases was mentioned and rounding is a thing in medicine I've done in veterinary settings
Aceviru: Also clones would need something in play
MarsIsDead: Living Death?
HadesLeprechaun: Patriarchs Bidding
caffinatedconstellations: @Thefluffiestguineapig yeah professionally
MegaDosX: Go ham, Jacob
Pharmacistjudge: yes, medic was, is? a physician
Bugberry: Dark Realms?
50keyz: living death?
caffinatedconstellations: he was a doctor previously though
LRRbot: Patriarch's Bidding [3BB] | Sorcery | Each player chooses a creature type. Each player returns all creature cards of a type chosen this way from their graveyard to the battlefield.
Thefluffiestguineapig:
@Pharmacistjudge Thanks for clarifying! Makes way more sense now
50keyz: oh wow
e_bloc: oh hell yeah
r10pez10: oh that's so good in the zombies deck
MarsIsDead: @hadesleprechaun You called it!
Veshnikard: did Jacob draw?
niccus: symmetrical!
Thefluffiestguineapig: This is SO GOOD
pn55: Nice play Jacob!
TheBorzoi: So everyone will return all creature types chosen, not just the one they chose.
r10pez10: lol gary
LRRbot: Monstrosity of the Lake [4U] | Legendary Creature β Kraken [4/6] | When Monstrosity of the Lake enters, you may pay {5}. If you do, tap all creatures your opponents control, then put a stun counter on each of those creatures. / Islandcycling {2}
Thefluffiestguineapig: HOLY SHIT
Kazman20a: serge doesn't really care who has the sphere if he has the water crystal? correct
chaostreader: so everyone gets all types chosen. which probably isnβt relevant
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's so many krakens
HadesLeprechaun: @MarsIsDead I looked at the deck list earlier when Serge milled half his deck in the first game, to see what he might be able to do, lol
e_bloc: pentakraken
LRRbot: Tromokratis [5UU] | Legendary Creature β Kraken [8/8] | Tromokratis has hexproof unless it's attacking or blocking. / Tromokratis can't be blocked unless all creatures defending player controls block it.
LRRbot: Deep-Sea Kraken [7UUU] | Creature β Kraken [6/6] | This creature can't be blocked. / Suspend 9β{2}{U} / Whenever an opponent casts a spell, if this card is suspended, remove a time counter from it.
MarsIsDead: @hadesleprechaun Ahhhhhh gotcha
pn55:
Oh no Kathleen has Hullbreaker 
LRRbot: Hullbreaker Horror [5UU] | Creature β Kraken Horror [7/8] | Flash / This spell can't be countered. / Whenever you cast a spell, choose up to one β / β’ Return target spell you don't control to its owner's hand. / β’ Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @HadesLeprechaun I'm sure it was kind of terrifying
caffinatedconstellations: there it is
LRRbot: Lost Monarch of Ifnir [3B] | Creature β Zombie Noble [4/4] | Afflict 3 / Other Zombies you control have afflict 3. / At the beginning of your second main phase, if a player was dealt combat damage by a Zombie this turn, mill three cards, then you may return a creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
LRRbot: Lord of the Undead [1BB] | Creature β Zombie [2/2] | Other Zombie creatures get +1/+1. / {1}{B}, {T}: Return target Zombie card from your graveyard to your hand.
drcthulu: the opponent loses 3 life if they're blocked
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oof
LRRbot: Diregraf Colossus [2B] | Creature β Zombie Giant [2/2] | This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it for each Zombie card in your graveyard. / Whenever you cast a Zombie spell, create a tapped 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
Thefluffiestguineapig: OH NO
MegaDosX: Oh but, enters with, would it get them for all the zombies that were there?
LRRbot: Mikaeus, the Unhallowed [3BBB] | Legendary Creature β Zombie Cleric [5/5] | Intimidate / Whenever a Human deals damage to you, destroy it. / Other non-Human creatures you control get +1/+1 and have undying.
Thefluffiestguineapig: This is going to get out of control
MegaDosX: Pharmacistjudge help
Pharmacistjudge: umm...not correct. that's a replacement effect
e_bloc: I think this is by far the most fun card to cast in the four decks
LRRbot: Gray Merchant of Asphodel [3BB] | Creature β Zombie [2/4] | When this creature enters, each opponent loses X life, where X is your devotion to black. You gain life equal to the life lost this way.
MegaDosX: OH SHIT
Juliamon: GAAAARY
caffinatedconstellations: oh no
Dog_of_Myth: GARY!!!
e_bloc: gary
pn55:
RockPusher: Gary!
pleonasticTautology: GARY
adept_nekomancer: It's Gary!
Grinnin_Gin: GARY
MegaDosX: Might be academic now
Rogue_07: Gary~~!
Thefluffiestguineapig: GARY
cjtree: Gary my beloved
Aarek: ha ha GARY!
Marvoleath:
Diregraf would still see the gy as full 
Chesul: whoo Hary!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Gary gary gary
Chesul: *Gary
MarsIsDead: That's GARY'S MUSIC!!!
plaidanddrpepper: I did not know Gary was dead!
Thefluffiestguineapig: I love Gary so much
Drum0_0: GARY!
Thefluffiestguineapig: OH NO
circusofkirkus: 11 ah ah ah
LiveFaust: EACH? Ope. Got Garyed!
Pharmacistjudge: Diregraf Colossus will get counters based on the number of zombies before the spell resolved.
Thefluffiestguineapig: This is so complicated
Rogue_07: Kwag feest
Thefluffiestguineapig: As a UB player this is why some people want me to play other colors sometimes
MegaDosX: Yeah that's what I thought, which is...six?
Marvoleath: @loadingreadyrun Diregraf enters with counters, so it sees the full gy still
caffinatedconstellations: im gonna need my abacus
pleonasticTautology: @Pharmacistjudge he did
Pharmacistjudge: yes
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caffinatedconstellations: yeup
e_bloc: thats unintuitive
pn55: Does Medic have any creatures coming in?
Pharmacistjudge: it does count itself
pleonasticTautology: @pn55 solemn
TheBorzoi: So that worked out better for Jacob than he was expecting
MrPipboy3000: @pn55 He had sad robot
Grinnin_Gin: why does it see the creatures in the graveyard?
pleonasticTautology: jacob! jacob! jacob! jacob!
Sogheim: I hope he can blink Gary
caffinatedconstellations: ouchhhh
Chesul: It's because they're not going through the stack, they hit straight from the GY, so since it "enters with" it checks right before it comes in, so while they're all still in the GY.
pn55: Ah ok, thanks! @pleonasticTautology @MrPipboy3000
chaostreader: just to confirm, no player has creatures of a type another player named?
Pharmacistjudge: I think you did well
Grinnin_Gin: ahhhhh
e_bloc: nailed it
cjtree: seems good!
circusofkirkus: combat?
MarsIsDead: @thefluffiestguineapig I had a game two weeks ago that had every player save 1 in a five player commander game that each had Two Smothering Tithes and I forced everyone to draw 26 cards
radioshackraider: If Gary dies, Mikaeus will return Gary to play
Mindfire13: Once again, Gary proves to be cracked in commander
r10pez10: well, kathleen can bounce gary...
LoadingReadyRun:
The other ability on the Colossus doesn't trigger because it is only on *cast*, right?
A_Dub888: Jacob did a good job
LSRubin: "black flicker" is more "sacrifice and reanimate" tbh
r10pez10: oh yeah mikaeus lol
cjtree: with afflict 3 and pluses and stuff too
Lyriviel: Could just Saw in Half Gary
nevyn666: its dimir. no clone effects?
Chesul: @LoadingReadyRun correct, there were no zombies cast.
northos: @Lyriviel I think that would end the game lol
LSRubin:
@Lyriviel sawing Gary in half is my favorite 
Pharmacistjudge: i'm not sure chat got it but with patriarch's bidding, each player returns all creatures of the types chosen. so every graveyard should not have any zombies, Krakens, golems or humans in their graveyards.
caffinatedconstellations: very symmetrical you might say
Thefluffiestguineapig: @MarsIsDead That's amazing and you are a genius and a monster and I hope everyone had fun after they scooped their brains off of the floor where they melted
Diabore: are those zombies decayed
Diabore: ?
chaostreader: @diabore I believe so.
MarsIsDead: @thefluffiestguineapig I won with Lab Man... Fractured Identity is hilarious in group hug
Thefluffiestguineapig: !card patriarch's
LRRbot: Did you mean: Patriarch's Bidding; Patriarch's Desire
Thefluffiestguineapig: !card patriarch's bidding
LRRbot: Patriarch's Bidding [3BB] | Sorcery | Each player chooses a creature type. Each player returns all creature cards of a type chosen this way from their graveyard to the battlefield.
MarsIsDead: @thefluffiestguineapig And yes, the had to be a calculator involved
Pharmacistjudge: be careful saying that. we might think you are phyrexian if you are compleat
Thefluffiestguineapig:
Yeah, that was a mid turn
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Pharmacistjudge YUP
HadesLeprechaun: See? Milling is good, actually
Thefluffiestguineapig: @MarsIsDead Only one?
ckupf: If Jacob gets a sac outlet he can infintely sac the diregraf collosus
LRRbot: Phage the Untouchable [3BBBB] | Legendary Creature β Avatar Minion [4/4] | When Phage enters, if you didn't cast it from your hand, you lose the game. / Whenever Phage deals combat damage to a creature, destroy that creature. It can't be regenerated. / Whenever Phage deals combat damage to a player, that player loses the game.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ckupf That would be gross
MrPipboy3000: Now Jacob just blocks with Gary and returns it with Lord of the Undead
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh that's so cool
chaostreader: !card crypt ghast
LRRbot: Crypt Ghast [3B] | Creature β Spirit [2/2] | Extort / Whenever you tap a Swamp for mana, add an additional {B}.
caffinatedconstellations: ah yes
r10pez10: oh yeah the punk rock posters
MarsIsDead: @thefluffiestguineapig Haha, yeah but I think even it was getting confused
LRRbot: Dissection Tools [5] | Artifact β Equipment | When this Equipment enters, manifest dread, then attach this Equipment to that creature. / Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has deathtouch and lifelink. / EquipβSacrifice a creature.
northos: @ckupf I don't think that's true? Mikaeus gives Undying, not Persist, so Colossus wouldn't trigger it at all due to already having +1/+1 counters
Chesul: @ckupf Undying is the one where it doesn't come back if it has a +1/+1 counter, you're thinking Persist.
chaostreader: someone could now kill Medic with Patriachβs Bidding.
caffinatedconstellations: water crystal yippee
DapperKoala2: Medic, I hope you know I have really enjoyed your League casting and I didn't know you played Magic but am thrilled to find out.
LRRbot: Phenax, God of Deception [3UB] | Legendary Enchantment Creature β God [4/7] | Indestructible / As long as your devotion to blue and black is less than seven, Phenax isn't a creature. / Creatures you control have "{T}: Target player mills X cards, where X is this creature's toughness."
chaostreader: All of the lands are swamps
Thefluffiestguineapig: "Phenax is a real boy" is a phrase that got me
cjtree: Urborg in play!
Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm giggling
pleonasticTautology: mana burn!
pleonasticTautology: hahahaha
Pharmacistjudge: it left around the time kathleen started playing
LRRbot: Quag Feast [1B] | Sorcery | Choose target creature, planeswalker, or Vehicle. Mill two cards, then destroy the chosen permanent if its mana value is less than or equal to the number of cards in your graveyard.
MarsIsDead: There is a creature that brings it back if you want Jacob
pleonasticTautology: @Pharmacistjudge it was before lorwyn
Chesul: There are cards that bring it back, but yes, manaburn is generally gone.
e_bloc: there is one card that restores mana butn
Drum0_0: It can be, Yurlok is fun
DapperKoala2: Jacob, there is a Jund Legendary that brings mana burn back called Yurlok of Scorch Thrash.
Shadowsoflife: mana burn?
DapperKoala2: @Shadowsoflife If mana would empty from your mana pool, take that much damage. Old rule.
calculated_uncertainties: I miss mana burn
Shadowsoflife: @DapperKoala2 ah
Pharmacistjudge: it left with Magic 2010, which was July 2009. Lorwyn was 2007
MarsIsDead: @calculated_uncertainties You ever Yulocked someone? It's amazing
pleonasticTautology: @Pharmacistjudge wait really? i guess no one in college played with manaburn aidfhgnaj
Chesul: @Shadowsoflife If you've ever seen Braid of Fire, Mana Burn was why that card wasn't insane at the time.
Pharmacistjudge: it was basically not relevant to the game overall. that's why the got rid of it.
calculated_uncertainties: Can't say I know the fancy terms.
Grinnin_Gin: Ohhhhh, THAT'S why Medic sounds so familiar. I've heard him make League games so entertaining to watch.
Shadowsoflife: @Chesul Neat
LRRbot: Reanimate [B] | Sorcery | Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. You lose life equal to its mana value.
DapperKoala2: @Grinnin_Gin He's ever so good.
LRRbot: Careful Study [U] | Sorcery | Draw two cards, then discard two cards.
MarsIsDead: @calculated_uncertainties !card Yurlock
Grinnin_Gin: Yeah I love League casting.
Chesul: and Jacobs wallet gets a little lighter.
Grinnin_Gin: They have such great talent.
LRRbot: Phage the Untouchable [3BBBB] | Legendary Creature β Avatar Minion [4/4] | When Phage enters, if you didn't cast it from your hand, you lose the game. / Whenever Phage deals combat damage to a creature, destroy that creature. It can't be regenerated. / Whenever Phage deals combat damage to a player, that player loses the game.
pn55:
MrPipboy3000: Manaburn is the encumbrance of MtG
Thefluffiestguineapig: hehehehehehehehehehehehhe
Deity091: !card wilhelt
LRRbot: Wilhelt, the Rotcleaver [2UB] | Legendary Creature β Zombie Warrior [3/3] | Whenever another Zombie you control dies, if it didn't have decayed, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token with decayed. / At the beginning of your end step, you may sacrifice a Zombie. If you do, draw a card.
pleonasticTautology: jacob i'm pretty sure the ghostbusters secret lair is *still in stock*
Juliamon: yeah it was not a popular SL
calculated_uncertainties: !card Yurlock
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
e_bloc: misdirection would be so good right now
DigitalSeahorse: neat looking card
DapperKoala2: Medic attempting to get someone to lose themselves the game via reanimating Phage is hilarious.
DigitalSeahorse:
r10pez10: come on serge i don't think the UFO is that bad
MarsIsDead: !card Yurlok
LRRbot: Yurlok of Scorch Thrash [1BRG] | Legendary Creature β Lizard Shaman [4/4] | Vigilance / A player losing unspent mana causes that player to lose that much life. / {1}, {T}: Each player adds {B}{R}{G}.
Thefluffiestguineapig: That was so good
Pharmacistjudge: Medic has been corrupted by the CEDH players
LRRbot: Cryptic Command [1UUU] | Instant | Choose two β / β’ Counter target spell. / β’ Return target permanent to its owner's hand. / β’ Tap all creatures your opponents control. / β’ Draw a card.
50keyz: islandwalk - thats kinda mean in the all dimir deck. big "graham playing sword of hearth and home on azorius night" energy
circusofkirkus: extort trigger?
Dog_of_Myth: YES
calculated_uncertainties: Nice. Sounds fun.
Thefluffiestguineapig: hehehehehehehhehehehhehe
Diabore: serge wants the game to be OVER
pleonasticTautology: HAHAHAHAHA
cjtree: WAIT NOT GARY
pleonasticTautology: CACKLING
Thefluffiestguineapig: can't breathe
Thefluffiestguineapig: face hurts
calculated_uncertainties: Serge the Kingmaker?
MarsIsDead: @calculated_uncertainties Oh it is... *cackles menacingly*
LRRbot: Reservoir Kraken [2UU] | Creature β Kraken [6/6] | Trample, ward {2} / At the beginning of each combat, if this creature is untapped, any opponent may tap an untapped creature they control. If they do, tap this creature and create a 1/1 blue Fish creature token with "This token can't be blocked."
r10pez10:
i heard about that
calculated_uncertainties: I always loved Kismet, myself
Grinnin_Gin: Reservoir Kraken was the weirdest sequel to a hollywood movie I've ever seen.
DapperKoala2:
@Grinnin_Gin Reservoir Dogs?
LRRbot: Deadly Rollick [3B] | Instant | If you control a commander, you may cast this spell without paying its mana cost. / Exile target creature.
Veshnikard: did Jacob draw?
LRRbot: Cavern of Souls | Land | As this land enters, choose a creature type. / {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a creature spell of the chosen type, and that spell can't be countered.
MarsIsDead: Oh I play Glissa The Traitor... I'm not to be trusted or listened to... MTG is solitaire to me
Chesul: Sand is my go-to.
Grinnin_Gin: Serge channeling his inner Oko
Mindfire13: I recommend naming Sable
LRRbot: Undead Augur [BB] | Creature β Zombie Wizard [2/2] | Whenever this creature or another Zombie you control dies, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
Grinnin_Gin: G-G-G-GARYYYYYYYY
Chesul: Oh my god... that's GARY'S Music!
LRRbot: Gray Merchant of Asphodel [3BB] | Creature β Zombie [2/4] | When this creature enters, each opponent loses X life, where X is your devotion to black. You gain life equal to the life lost this way.
e_bloc: lets go Jacob
adept_nekomancer: He's Gary, the merchant of Asphodel
MadWolf1290: it's lie Bob.
Diabore: jacob 1 short?
MadWolf1290: like*
Marvoleath: 14
Diabore: is there a cost reducer im missing?
Marvoleath: The curse counts
ckupf: jacob has diregraf colossus
Rogue_07: This Serge goes to 11.
Grinnin_Gin: Jacob you are the hero of this story, slay these villains
ckupf: @Diabore undead warchief
MrPipboy3000: Cool game of archenemy
Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm laughing so hard
Spades_Slicc: The power of capitalism
pn55: Three digits!
caffinatedconstellations: oh no...
MegaDosX: That's preposterous lmao
50keyz: that wa s a great joke Medic
pleonasticTautology: >:D
circusofkirkus: colossus triggers?
Diabore: @ckupf ty
Sogheim: Jacob can still lose to Commander Damage, there's still hope
Marvoleath:
did we count the curse?
MarsIsDead: Number go up!
Spades_Slicc: colosus does a thing
r10pez10: three numbers fit perfectly, nice paul
Marvoleath: For pips
Diabore: !card diregraf colossus
LRRbot: Diregraf Colossus [2B] | Creature β Zombie Giant [2/2] | This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it for each Zombie card in your graveyard. / Whenever you cast a Zombie spell, create a tapped 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
Mindfire13: Colossus makes tokens
LoadingReadyRun:
good test for the overlay 
betweenmyself:
luckily for Jacob his life doesnβt reach underflow values and drop to 10 
caffinatedconstellations: time to test 4 digits
Thefluffiestguineapig:
@LoadingReadyRun You always want those low pressure tech tests when you least expect them
Masslost: Commander damage would make this game very funny
e_bloc: looking forward to seeing Jacob die with 100 life and 21 commander damage
Pharmacistjudge: I am staring at jacob's board for any sac outlet
pleonasticTautology: @LoadingReadyRun just start nudging the life box wider
Grinnin_Gin: HE CAN BLEED
betweenmyself: *overflow value, whoops
Diabore: getting there, just 109 more zombie dies
Chesul: and the best part is that if anyone wants to attack Jacob with a blockable creature they have to take mikaeus out first, otherwise they lose to Gary.
Grinnin_Gin: "before jacob kills us with death"
Thefluffiestguineapig: "Before jacob kills us with death" is a great quote
Grinnin_Gin: Brilliant phrasing tbh, not even jking
LRRbot: Worst Fears [7B] | Sorcery | You control target player during that player's next turn. Exile Worst Fears.
r10pez10: there has been a lot of evil cackling this stream
Thefluffiestguineapig: Medic's face is so good
Grinnin_Gin: Medic still waiting on his jungler to gank Jacob.
Thefluffiestguineapig: HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH
nevyn666: share the mill
Bugberry: It said worst fears, so name is appropriate
pn55:
MarsIsDead: YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!
Diabore: ben is a monster
Thefluffiestguineapig: He's a MONSTER
Grinnin_Gin: oh, apparently Serge is gonna be Medic's jungler now kekw
MegaDosX: "What did I do, besides all the things that I did?"
LRRbot: Phenax, God of Deception [3UB] | Legendary Enchantment Creature β God [4/7] | Indestructible / As long as your devotion to blue and black is less than seven, Phenax isn't a creature. / Creatures you control have "{T}: Target player mills X cards, where X is this creature's toughness."
Thefluffiestguineapig: @MegaDosX Besides having more than 10x your life
A_Dub888: Hi frie- is Jacob the problem?
Shadowsoflife: Yes
Thefluffiestguineapig: @A_Dub888 How did you know?
Juliamon: Serge was the problem. Now it's Jacob.
MarsIsDead: @juliamon I come back, Serge made Jacob the problem
Mindfire13: Change the name to "Serge Yager?"
nevyn666: pretty sure youre suppose to mind swap
Thefluffiestguineapig: Now Serge will back seat
Thefluffiestguineapig: This is so good
circusofkirkus: quick get the devil horns and halo from the prop room
theamc2000: that was the devil shoulder
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Bugberry: Preparing her for the real world
notthepenguins: Kathleen...
MegaDosX: There's definitely merit to that
Grinnin_Gin: good job on raising your kid right Kathleen
notthepenguins: there's merit to that but maybe not for a child
Thefluffiestguineapig: But you also explain to them how their cards work so they can learn
Grinnin_Gin: And graham too I guess
notthepenguins: well it depends on what you mean by taking it easy
pleonasticTautology: honestly, gary-ing was really good, jacob
MarsIsDead: Oh I 100 percent with Kathleen on this
pleonasticTautology: like, that whole turn
Pharmacistjudge: Worst fears is weirdly a "preview card" i got to show off on social media from Gencon last year.
Thefluffiestguineapig: So you play full throttle but help them know what they can do
LRRbot: Nighthowler [1BB] | Enchantment Creature β Horror [0/0] | Bestow {2}{B}{B} / This creature and enchanted creature each get +X/+X, where X is the number of creature cards in all graveyards.
pleonasticTautology: a+ play
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MegaDosX: Holy crow
MegaDosX: FANTASTIC
caffinatedconstellations: HAHAHA
Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
Thefluffiestguineapig: I don't know if Jacob is still in his body
r10pez10: hahahahaha
circusofkirkus: LMAO
pleonasticTautology: HAHAHAHAHA
Grinnin_Gin: HOISTED BY YOUR OWN PETARD
Spades_Slicc: Live by the mill die by the mill
Grinnin_Gin: AHAHAHAHAH
Chesul: This is such amazing ChAos!
pn55:
Dog_of_Myth: hahahaahh
Pharmacistjudge: correct play sir
Diabore: YES MEDIC YES
Thefluffiestguineapig: HOLY SHIT
MegaDosX: Exquisite
Thefluffiestguineapig: This is so good
pleonasticTautology: oh my g-d
MarsIsDead: B-e-a-utiful!
ArtOfStuttering: jacob.exe has stopped working
chancellorpalpatine66: absolute cinema
Thefluffiestguineapig: This is Medic realizing the way Serge's deck works in real time
Mindfire13: Thats why you never play with Phenax
MegaDosX: You also have the Riverchurn
circusofkirkus: also the monument
cjtree: has bontu's monument been exhausted yet?
cjtree: or whatever it's called
e_bloc: hoisted upon your own mesmeric orb
circusofkirkus: should've milled everyone
circusofkirkus: for more creatures
Thefluffiestguineapig: You shouldv'e milled everyone
Rogue_07:
Jacob
r10pez10: this is fantastic
MegaDosX: Leaving him one left to mill to Orb is funnier though
Kazman20a:
pleonasticTautology: hahahahaha oh my g-d
pleonasticTautology: i can't stop laughing
Thefluffiestguineapig: This game is amazing
Thefluffiestguineapig: My sides hurt from laughing
MegaDosX: LMAOOOOO
caffinatedconstellations: this is hilarious
Kazman20a: even better
LRRbot: Memory Lapse [1U] | Instant | Counter target spell. If that spell is countered this way, put it on top of its owner's library instead of into that player's graveyard.
Thefluffiestguineapig: This is so goooooooood
pleonasticTautology: HAHAHA
chancellorpalpatine66: lollllllllllllll
pleonasticTautology: i can't stop cackling
adept_nekomancer: "What if I push all of these buttons?"
Thefluffiestguineapig: I can't stop laughing
MrPipboy3000: wow ...
pleonasticTautology: i'm getting light-headed
nevyn666: dead to mana burn
pleonasticTautology: judge i may pass out from laughing
Thefluffiestguineapig: He's forcing Serge to kill himself
caffinatedconstellations: great shit medic, great
MegaDosX: You witnessed perfection
Thefluffiestguineapig: Maximum trolling
Veshnikard: Commander
pn55:
That was so good and mean 
MegaDosX: The best Worst Fears that's ever resolved
r10pez10: that's magic the gathering
gualdhar: This was "Fuck you in particular" to an extreme
niccus: blue players seeking stimulus
MarsIsDead: That's what you get for kidnapping Medic
Grinnin_Gin: I just watched a man get tortured live on stream
HadesLeprechaun: Serge also just at 2 health with all tapped creatures, so, anyone could just kill him
Grinnin_Gin: holy moly
MegaDosX: @HadesLeprechaun Sure, but the mill deck losing to mill is even funnier than that
caffinatedconstellations: truly, peak commander
MarsIsDead: Agreed Medic!!!!
HadesLeprechaun: karma kill is definitely better
Thefluffiestguineapig: That was maximum "You Pissed Off The Blue Player and Left Them to Plot" energy
Thefluffiestguineapig: That was so good
MegaDosX: Oh shit Living Death
Thefluffiestguineapig: I don't even know what Kathleen is doing
Dog_of_Myth: hahhaha
Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait, what happened?
MegaDosX: Serge wouldn't die to mill anymore because the orb would go away
Rogue_07: The night of the Petards
Thefluffiestguineapig: I just caught them laughing
MarsIsDead: @thefluffiestguineapig Kathleen milled Living Death
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Rogue_07 Oh that's the name for this VOD
Thefluffiestguineapig: @MarsIsDead OH that's amazing
caffinatedconstellations: Living Deathing medics phage would murder him
DapperKoala2: @Thefluffiestguineapig Kathleen milled Living Death, which would kill Medic by reanimating Phage.
caffinatedconstellations: cause its not casting
Chesul: Living Death actually kills everyone other than Jacob, since it kills the Gary while the Mikaeus can still trigger.
Mindfire13: Living death causes Jacob to win
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ok, I've stopped uncontrollably giggling so I can actually track what is going on
LRRbot: Ponder [U] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. You may shuffle. / Draw a card.
MegaDosX: Oh lmao yeah it would
OldUncleDan: Uff Da! I just beat someone who was Mythic #483 in Ravnica Allegence draft! I'm Gold-2 for reference.
MegaDosX: I'm not sure Kathleen can even get it back though
ContingentCat: I love that card art
MegaDosX: Cancel Serge!
CobaltShuriken: woah! Is that former Hades World Record Holder, Medic??!!
Sogheim: there are so many cards like this that it's easy to get confused
pleonasticTautology: serge's brain misprinted
Veshnikard: Serge did the 1 blue mana cantrip mixup
northos:
I mean, all the letters of "ponder" also appear in "preordain" 
MrPipboy3000: Serge has PTSD right now ...
Rogue_07: Serge's mind got cranked
Spades_Slicc: Serge was off by one
chancellorpalpatine66: serge trying to take anyones turn at this point
Robot_Bones: Turtles only ponder, they never preordain
MrSarkhan:
Cavemanhar: non standard looking mtg cards do mess with my brain as well
e_bloc: worst fears living up to its name
Aceviru: He did just get milled for a lot. It's taxing him
Bugberry: turtles are ponderous
Mindfire13: @MegaDosX can I counterspell Serge instead?
Shadowsoflife: @Mindfire13 mana leak?
Cavemanhar: @Mindfire13 best I can give is a mana leak
caffinatedconstellations: hey if the library is a representation of the spells you know, serge is quite literally running on empty
realbadatthis_: to be fair, they have misprinted at least two nickels worth of secret lair blue cards, which isn't a lot...
Chesul: How many cards does Jacob have?
cjtree: how big is it now?
cjtree: it might be able to mill jacob, yeah
MarsIsDead: I once had a game where I was sent to the Shadow Realm so hard that when I cracked a Mishras Bauble and saw a foreign Language card on top of my friends library, I thought I was having a stroke
MegaDosX: !card tolarian kraken
LRRbot: Tolarian Kraken [4UU] | Creature β Kraken [4/6] | Whenever you draw a card, you may pay {1}. When you do, you may tap or untap target creature.
topsoil_iris: !card Mesmeric Orb
LRRbot: Mesmeric Orb [2] | Artifact | Whenever a permanent becomes untapped, that permanent's controller mills a card.
Grinnin_Gin: Hoser has been declared
Spades_Slicc: one of those tokens should have untapped because the colossus creates tapped tokens, did I miss a whole turn cycle?
LRRbot: Champion of the Perished [B] | Creature β Zombie [1/1] | Whenever another Zombie you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
cjtree: I can't wait to see who serge mills for like 40 before he dies
MegaDosX: !card diregraf colossus
LRRbot: Diregraf Colossus [2B] | Creature β Zombie Giant [2/2] | This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it for each Zombie card in your graveyard. / Whenever you cast a Zombie spell, create a tapped 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
LRRbot: Gravecrawler [B] | Creature β Zombie [2/1] | This creature can't block. / You may cast this card from your graveyard as long as you control a Zombie.
Thefluffiestguineapig: I keep waiting for massacre worm
pleonasticTautology: and a counter
nevyn666: when serge dies you lose orb
caffinatedconstellations: cant wait to have my gf watch this vod
MarsIsDead: Phyrexian Altar and...........
LRRbot: Gleaming Overseer [1UB] | Creature β Zombie Wizard [1/4] | When this creature enters, amass Zombies 1. / Zombie tokens you control have hexproof and menace.
Thefluffiestguineapig: I can just move my stuff
northos:
prepare the overflow zone
MegaDosX: tfw your board goes so mad you have to invade another player's board
LRRbot: Tomb Tyrant [3B] | Creature β Zombie Noble [3/3] | Other Zombies you control get +1/+1. / {2}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice a creature: Return a Zombie creature card at random from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only during your turn and only if there are at least three Zombie creature cards in your graveyard.
Chesul: @DigitalSeahorse You should have seen "Serge's" last turn.
pleonasticTautology: 3 champion triggers?
DigitalSeahorse: so many cards
betweenmyself: *table collapses under the weight of Jacobβs board*
superdude097: Champion of the Perished should have 7 counters
DigitalSeahorse:
MegaDosX: He swole
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pleonasticTautology: oh way more
Rogue_07: Kathleen suddenly casts Rakdos Charm
Spades_Slicc: It doesn't see it's own token
MegaDosX: It won't see its own token because it's a cast trigger
Mai_Andra: nice to see Jacob having exactly the opposite time of the first game
HadesLeprechaun: I don't know if this game lasts a turn, but Tomb Tyrant saccing Gary is a win
Cavemanhar: jacob playing with his food
Deity091: Has anyone pointed out that Serge's ghast is untapped with Phenax's ability and at least 30 toughness?
MegaDosX: Oh he knows
MegaDosX: I think he's holding it until the last second so he can mill two people
MarsIsDead: You officially have a butt load of Zombies
Thefluffiestguineapig: The answer is "yes"
MegaDosX: WOW
LRRbot: Reality Shift [1U] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller manifests the top card of their library.
Aceviru: Lol
pn55: Rude!
MegaDosX: Well, speak now or forever hold your peace Serge
chancellorpalpatine66: hahahahaha
Dog_of_Myth: hahahaha
Thefluffiestguineapig: THAT'S SO RUDE
tehThane: But the bestow
Chesul: @HadesLeprechaun I mean, jacob had more than enough power to win, he's just letting things run their coarse for fun.
Rogue_07: I believe this is known as "forcing your hand"
chancellorpalpatine66: get absolutely wrecked
chancellorpalpatine66: LOLLLL
gualdhar: are we sure Serge and Medic are friends?
radioshackraider: This is so good for Serge though. He gets the big mill, then gets to tap Nighthowler for mill again
Spades_Slicc: Has any vorthos mentioned that Jacob's commander is a Innistradi woodcutter who was so down bad for Gisa he brought himself back as a zombie to woo her?
Spades_Slicc: it's a funny story
Fruan: @Spades_Slicc And Gisa basically doesn't notice or care
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Spades_Slicc No, I didn't know that but that's amazing. Where is this story so I can read it?
northos: @radioshackraider won't nighthowler have summoning sickness?
Veshnikard: this is the countent I crave
Chesul: @gualdhar absolutely, you don't do this kind of thing to anyone other than your friends.
radioshackraider: @northos It shouldn't, because it's been in play the whole time
MegaDosX: Forty lmaooo
northos: @radioshackraider wasn't it cast on Serge's last turn, while Medic was controlling him?
Thefluffiestguineapig: I just groaned out loud, 40 is so many
MegaDosX: Go ahead and mill a limited deck
radioshackraider: Oh, good point. Yeah, it'll have sickness then
adept_nekomancer: "please mill a limited deck"
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Spades_Slicc Thank you!
pleonasticTautology: hahaha
Pharmacistjudge: and please count the creatures in that 40
Diabore: so the best part is nighthowler can mill again because its a creature now
Thefluffiestguineapig: GEE MEDIC I wonder
Diabore: does it?
Pharmacistjudge: why would it have summoning sickness?
Marvoleath: It does not have sickness
Spades_Slicc: You've controlled the howler continuesly since the beginning of your turn
MegaDosX: It was bestowed last turn
cjtree: it enchanted something on his last turn, so hasn't been around for a turn yet
MrPipboy3000: It only changed state, not zones
MrPipboy3000: ohhh, right
Spades_Slicc: oh right
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yes it did
Pharmacistjudge: oh it's medic's turn
Marvoleath: Ah, last turn, right
MegaDosX: Serge gets an opportunity in his upkeep
MarsIsDead: The summoning sickness does not matter to the commander correct?
Spades_Slicc: Well chat, some of us were wrong which makes us all wrong
Marvoleath: To be fair, it was long time ago :d
DapperKoala2: @MarsIsDead It does because the activation cost is the tap symbol, not "Tap a creature you control."
northos: @MarsIsDead it does, Phenax grants his creatures their own tap ability
Diabore: @MarsIsDead it does, phenax gives the creature the ability and its a tap ability
Chesul: @MarsIsDead It does. Phynax gives the creatures a tap ability.
MarsIsDead: Got it... I couldn't remember
Thefluffiestguineapig: OOFFF
MarsIsDead: Thank you
Diabore: no problem, chat wants to be helpful and sometimes spams
MegaDosX: Now literally milling half a Commander deck rounded down
Spades_Slicc: Chat it occurs to me that Phenax gives the other creatures an ability with the tap symbol
Thefluffiestguineapig: hehehehehehehehehehehe
DapperKoala2: Bestow just causes the non-creature Aura to become a creature, it's not exiled and returned to the battlefield, yeah?
MarsIsDead: @diabore Thats why I asked instead of blurting it out
Rogue_07: Serge's Death Curse
Thefluffiestguineapig: This is amazing
Chesul: @DapperKoala2 yep.
Masslost: jacobs turn could be very amazing
Spades_Slicc: @DapperKoala2 correct
DapperKoala2: @Chesul Awesome.
Pharmacistjudge: correct, however that object has not been around for a turn cycle
Thefluffiestguineapig: I saw what he was about to do
Aneranium: this frog is outta control
Rogue_07: "From hell's heart I mill at thee!
DigitalSeahorse:
LRRbot: Riverchurn Monument [1U] | Artifact | {1}, {T}: Any number of target players each mill two cards. / Exhaust β {2}{U}{U}, {T}: Any number of target players each mill cards equal to the number of cards in their graveyard.
e_bloc: if you can't win, at least take someone out with you
MegaDosX: WOW
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yes there is
DigitalSeahorse:
pn55:
Rogue_07: FROM HELLS HEART I MILL AT THEE
Diabore: MEDIC WINS
adept_nekomancer: All every card milled!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Someone did this to me once
MrSarkhan:
northos:
anyone have an ancestral recall?
Chesul: I think Jacob can win during his upkeep, right?
Spades_Slicc: quick someone windfall
LRRbot: Dreams of Laguna [1U] | Instant | Surveil 1, then draw a card. / Flashback {3}{U}
TheBorzoi: Someone blink Gary
Kentosaurus: flawless victory
notthepenguins: unless someone can make him draw on upkeep
AdamYMHMI: Jacob can still win, can't he?
admiral_sky_: Claps
MegaDosX: I think Jacob can win on his turn
AdamYMHMI: Sacrificing the Gary?
MegaDosX: Tomb Tyrant sacrifice Gary
Spades_Slicc: Jacob you can win this
undead__geek: Jacob can sacrifice gary on his upkeep
Pharmacistjudge: jacob can win if gary dies somehow
Thefluffiestguineapig: Jacob can still win if he kills Medic on damage
Drum0_0: Jacob can still win!
Mindfire13: Can Jacob sac Gary?
pleonasticTautology: jacob can still win jacob can still win
Ukon_Cairns: any targeted draw?
Bugberry: If only Serge had a way to make Medic draw a card.
MegaDosX: Jacob has a win
MrPipboy3000: If Jacob can kill his Gary, he wins
northos:
Serge please reveal your face-down creature
Rogue_07: Jacob can! He can get Gary on upkeep
cjtree: Does anyone have a time stop, lol
undead__geek: TOMB TYRANT GARY
notthepenguins: or make medic draw one
Rogue_07: The dude next to the Gleaming Overseer
korvys: Or get a card into your library
baskwalla: Or make Medic draw a card
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hold up chat
MegaDosX: FANTASTIC
LRRbot: Brainstone [1] | Artifact | {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.
Grinnin_Gin: HE BRAINSTONED RIGHT
Thefluffiestguineapig: YAY
theamc2000: Medic listens to the Serge advice
niccus: in this metaphor, jacob is global warming and the other players are countries
ArtOfStuttering: on the stack!
Diabore: upkeep
Robot_Bones: magic the puzzling has begun'
Drum0_0: Let him cook
circusofkirkus: !card undead augur
LRRbot: Undead Augur [BB] | Creature β Zombie Wizard [2/2] | Whenever this creature or another Zombie you control dies, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
LRRbot: Tomb Tyrant [3B] | Creature β Zombie Noble [3/3] | Other Zombies you control get +1/+1. / {2}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice a creature: Return a Zombie creature card at random from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only during your turn and only if there are at least three Zombie creature cards in your graveyard.
Grinnin_Gin: wait his augur is gonna kill him
cuzuki: blah, what a time to have a power blip
circusofkirkus: saccing gary forces Jacob to draw
MrPipboy3000: Sacing Gary wins him the game with Mikkeus
Mindfire13: Stacking triggers!
Diabore: he can stack it yeah?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Stacking triggers!!!!!!!
Rogue_07: Mikaeus brings it back first, right?
Chesul: Mikaeus can make Gary undying, and you can stack the triggers for the win.
Diabore: he can stack the undying above right?
MegaDosX: He can order triggers
DigitalSeahorse: so he's avoiding the mill and draw
ckupf: he can stack it how he wants
Marvoleath: Jacob can choose undying first
Grinnin_Gin: yeah mikaeus wins
MegaDosX: Tyrant on the stack, Augur on the stack, Undying on the stack
GasCityGaming: Jacob is learning so much and doing so good!
gualdhar: holy crap
MrTheWalrus: This is fantastic.
Kentosaurus: well done
Veshnikard:
MrSarkhan:
Pharmacistjudge: Valid
notthepenguins: gary!!
Rogue_07: o7o7o7o7
Joecool190: he saw the line!
pleonasticTautology: YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
MegaDosX: He got there!
Diabore: that works
pleonasticTautology:
pn55:
circusofkirkus: and in response, Medic cracks brainstone
Pharmacistjudge: Good job Jacob!
Dog_of_Myth:
PorpoisesUnknown: yayyyy
undead__geek: WOOO
Chesul: My loss on the stack, I win.
Grinnin_Gin: GARY, GARY, GARY, GARY
gualdhar: saw the fucking matrix right there
Marvoleath:
GGs!
Spades_Slicc: He's beginning to believe
glencoco132: Great game
MegaDosX: That was exquisite
ckupf: With the the card draw from an empty library on the stack!
thanzo:
cjtree: what an absolute Dimir game
AdamYMHMI:
Need the FF victory music 
selarom: Great game!!!!!!!
MarsIsDead: Go Jacob!!!!!!!!!!!
caffinatedconstellations: fantastic magic there
DapperKoala2: Jacob, you did great!
dolphgrim: Fantastic game.
selarom: What an ending!
Veshnikard: 2025 Gary still a banger
Thefluffiestguineapig: That was AMAZING
Grinnin_Gin: DIMIR WINS AGAIN
undead__geek: WHAT A GAME JACOB
dolphgrim: Who knew that you could play commander for fun!
Drum0_0: He saw the line!
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BrowneePointz: itβs A color combo in Magic
chancellorpalpatine66: so fun guys, great to see you on this stream Medic!
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Bugberry: How many color pairs have been done?
Tea_Bag_Justice: Best EDH ever!
dolphgrim: Well done, Medic. Truly phenomenal TV!
MarsIsDead: This FNPF will go down as one of the best of all time
Bugberry: Because I'm looking forward to Selesyna.
HadesLeprechaun: Jacob winning a game on the stack in upkeep as a newer player in 2025 Magic is *fantastic*!
pleonasticTautology gifted a Tier 1 sub to Dimir_Agent! They have given 87 Gift Subs in the channel!
Chesul: @Bugberry I think this was the third.
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thanzo: great game! and I only saw the last couple of turn cycles!
rosesmcgee: Jacob drive's the lambo like he stole it
Thefluffiestguineapig: This will be a well viewed VOD
public_key_reveal_party: valid
Diabore: always a good time when surprise guests show up
CrossXhunteR: i see i have joined the stream at the perfect time
Crazykazel: go Jacob!
thanzo: can you win in the upkeep is a fun subgame
DapperKoala2:
DigitalSeahorse:
DigitalSeahorse:
thanzo: ty ty ty ty 4 strem!
DigitalSeahorse:
thasmiel:
100
MarsIsDead subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 77 months!
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Diabore: PUBG???
Thefluffiestguineapig: This was amazing thank you so much
Diabore: the return!
r10pez10: o7
Mindfire13: Victory on the cusp of death. Is there a more flavorful win for the Zombie deck?
HadesLeprechaun: jumping back to 2018!
korvys: PUBGBG
DapperKoala2: Don't ask, Medic. Just... yeah.
korvys: !pubg
cjtree: MTG The Gathering
AdamYMHMI: ATM Machine
DapperKoala2: PIN Number
circusofkirkus: middle-aged men have therapy playing minecraft
Mai_Andra: I think there are two more. (three more weeks in July)
DigitalSeahorse: wait wat? no more minecraft stream ever?
Veshnikard: 2 working years
ogier300: End of an era.
northos: @DigitalSeahorse not necessarily "none more ever," but the regularly scheduled MC streams will end, yes
Juliamon: DigitalSeahorse It could still show up on CtS (like it does in the intro!)
pleonasticTautology: for some reason it's REALLY FUNNY that it's puyallup
Pharmacistjudge: actually, serge has done the dollhouse build before
MrPipboy3000: 4000 hours is 167 days
HadesLeprechaun: @DigitalSeahorse I would still expect the occasional competitive dig a hole stream!
DigitalSeahorse:
oh good
NotCainNorAbel:
500
Marvoleath: Coming soon, dollhouse oclock
Mai_Andra: @DigitalSeahorse The weekly "Mine-o-Clock" stream is ending. James is still doing the Punch-a-Chunk series on his homestream, and there could still be a random bonus or crossed stream here or there.
Aceviru: Time for tlo72 8n chronological order
Dog_of_Myth:
MegaDosX: Nice.
DigitalSeahorse:
me reacting to change
RockPusher: nice
RockPusher:
Veshnikard subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 60 months!
LRRbot:
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pleonasticTautology:
DigitalSeahorse:
@Mai_Andra 
nice
MrSarkhan:
Dog_of_Myth:
Shadowsoflife: DA BITS
Mindfire13: After so many Minecraft streams, at some point the infinite playability becomes infinitely repetitive
DapperKoala2: Medic, please bring up shark-casting at the next opportunity if possible.
Aceviru:
RockPusher:
MrTheWalrus: oh dear
Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
pleonasticTautology: HAH
ContingentCat: Thanks everyone lreHEART
DigitalSeahorse:
DapperKoala2: I enjoyed my time.
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
northos:
g'night all!
MarsIsDead: Have a good night chat!
Pharmacistjudge: why does this count like some sort of WoD ability to be shirtt caster?
pleonasticTautology: omg, good night y'all
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
RockPusher:
DeM0nFiRe:
o/ 
ContingentCat:
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caffinatedconstellations: good stream!
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