RockPusher: !quote ian
LRRbot: Quote #2649: "That will be the safe-esque option." —Ian [2016-05-30]
RockPusher: !quote heather
LRRbot: Quote #4866: "Dark Souls is an infinite runner, right?" —Heather [2018-04-01]
Thefluffiestguineapig: Let's obscure some of our last clairs for a while
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: Mash R1.
SmithKurosaki:
C'est le temps pour le francais? 
Jillexie: Ici, nous parlons le francais.
SaxPython:
I don't know that I've heard this one from BGC. He was getting funky 
ButButTheJesus: hi folks, ding ding ding dada ding ding ding to you
SaxPython:

RockPusher:

RockPusher: ♫ Looooong loooooooong haaaaaaaaaaaair ♫
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NightValien28: hon hon parry du frommage
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Master_Gunner: that's why I keep my hair long - I got it past the point of terrible cowlicks, and I'm terrified to get it short again.
NightValien28: is there anyone out there that can stop Heather, I believe not
RockPusher: The Horner Ramen Beard Length Scale
SaxPython:

SaxPython:

RockPusher: Safety Third!
RockPusher:

RockPusher: Up to the balcony and then yeet
ContingentCat: When the adrenaline is going yeah
SaxPython: Sounds like too much Yakuza thinking
RockPusher: Not-so-secret podcast
ContingentCat:

ButButTheJesus: 10/10
NightValien28: we got the obscure part all right
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SaxPython: A drumming stream like this would be wild
RockPusher:
amusingly the Nintendo is the least-PC of the "consoles" 
ContingentCat: a little void as a treat
NightValien28: uuuhhh
ContingentCat: uhhhhhhh
SaxPython: #Level Verso
wildpeaks: to pick something I think ?
ButButTheJesus: uhhhh
Wolfstrike_NL: Homework is to go and beat sprong
ButButTheJesus: what's the water for
NightValien28:

SaxPython: I promise they did the group project with me
Invitare: failed to specify size of bucket
wildpeaks: he said the line \o/
ButButTheJesus: swim swim!
SaxPython: Ok but did we level tho?
ContingentCat: umm I think I might need to leave early for a dentist appointment
wildpeaks: inb4 we forget to level Verso
ButButTheJesus:

SaxPython:

RockPusher:

wildpeaks:

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ButButTheJesus: silly strimmer
RockPusher: !quote ian
LRRbot: Quote #1307: "..." —Ian [2015-12-18]
measureofhope: Oh we're doing Sprong? Hope you like dying
ButButTheJesus: me neither
wildpeaks: the manor is so pretty
Jillexie: "Wait. This house music is also tight."
Invitare: glued together fake books
Juliamon: ~physics~
adept_nekomancer: Oh yay -- chat remembered to tell them to level Verso (I only just arrived)
Juliamon: several of chat remembered
ButButTheJesus: @adept_nekomancer yep nope we sure did
Juliamon: and they did.... eventually
RockPusher: Yaaaaahooooooooooo
RockPusher: Heather's got this
ButButTheJesus: #teamdodge
phoenixletmeuseadashd: so will Sprong
RockPusher glances out the hole a contractor just cut in his wall
wildpeaks: Sprong was looking forward to dancing to the music
phoenixletmeuseadashd: they're similar difficulties!
ButButTheJesus: lettuce get wet
phoenixletmeuseadashd: i.e. screw you player
SaxPython:
Glad I could turn in the HW, but I gotta run. See yall in the vod. 
RockPusher: Comparison shopping OP
Thefluffiestguineapig: Human treasure Sir Ian McKellan
phoenixletmeuseadashd: Ian will be pleased to know there's a verso build that shoots 9 times a turn
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Thefluffiestguineapig: @RockPusher It's one of those things that I am confident must be much harder to implement in games than people think because smaller studios often forgo it. Big studios have zero excuse. But it is one of my absolute favorite things in RPGs to have
adept_nekomancer: stabtues
ButButTheJesus:
@adept_nekomancer 
ButButTheJesus: I have not, I got scawwed at the warning
Jillexie: Should be a French accent.
Thefluffiestguineapig:
This guy's voice is different every time 
phoenixletmeuseadashd:
why is the little boy scottish? 
RockPusher: Thefluffiestguineapig game dev is hard and all features come at a cost - hopefully though it becomes a part of how a genre gets defined
RockPusher: >get lamp
Thefluffiestguineapig: @RockPusher Yeah, I figured as much. And I would always rather devs have happy healthy lives and good pay (plus things take longer) than have some nice features
Thefluffiestguineapig: But I was the nut job that tried to get my overworked coworkers at a previous veterinary hospital (corporate, unsafe, to be clear) to abide by the strike rules of the British health care strike and only see urgent cases to unionize while they made our hospital safe
Thefluffiestguineapig: ALWAYS start with accessibility
Thefluffiestguineapig: As someone with invisible disabilities
Thefluffiestguineapig: Apologies for my massive rants
adept_nekomancer: Why does he aim his butt at the enemies to shoot?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @adept_nekomancer Presumably same reason assassin bugs do?
phoenixletmeuseadashd: I love that shooting is a big mechanic and then the only guy with an actual gun dies
gualdhar: I thought his gun was basically magic
gualdhar: materializes out of thin air and the like
RockPusher: I've seen The WInter Soldier - robot arm > gun
ButButTheJesus: "mom my friends went away" "why?"
ButButTheJesus: "i stabbed them"
gualdhar: bury? you only have half an arm
gualdhar: bury what
gualdhar: new parry time!
phoenixletmeuseadashd: because Maelle would shank you
SquareDotCube: but what of brown mustard...
wildpeaks: the sweet mustard type ? it's more of a german thing I think
ButButTheJesus: right, this music reminds me of Chrono Cross
ButButTheJesus: he's dooting
accountmadeforants: The Gradient attacks can be real bastards sight unseen (or misremembered) yeah
wildpeaks:

Wicker_Guide: timing is a lot more generous than the regular parry, but yeah the gradient animations get so long and distracting
Wicker_Guide: I really wish they let you sort by unmastered
Thefluffiestguineapig: I enjoy so much of the style in the game but sometimes it makes getting the timings difficult
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ArdCollider: (oogh oogh!)
ArdCollider: etc.
phoenixletmeuseadashd: @Thefluffiestguineapig if you're down with mods there is a mod for that
Anubis169:
we're down with everybody 
phoenixletmeuseadashd: Gives this difficulty damage wise but easier mode timing
Thefluffiestguineapig: @phoenixletmeuseadashd I am down with mods! I'm one of those people who thinks there is no wrong way to enjoy the game
ContingentCat:
we love our mods 
Thefluffiestguineapig:

ButButTheJesus:
@Anubis169 
Jillexie: Always nice to be able to defeat them without them being able to take a turn.
ContingentCat: ok Shania Twain
Jillexie: By endgame, you can have very broken builds, which is something the designers inteded
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Jillexie I enjoy when the designers clearly said "Ok, let's get goofy with it"
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ian "clapping Roman emperor" Horner
GreatGodOm: Are quick time events enough to qualify a game as a rhythm game?
Juliamon: yes
measureofhope: have fun, kids
Juliamon: yay, a chromatic
Juliamon: !yay
LRRbot: Yaaaaaaaay...
e_bloc: this game has a nice balance of exposition and expedition
ghizmou: just a couple more counters
wildpeaks:

wildpeaks: oh, oh no
Jillexie: My entire team build focused on fire damage when I met this Chromatic. Had to change things up.
wildpeaks: counters are so satisfying
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Jillexie Ooooffff, that would be a sudden change
wildpeaks: well something broke
wildpeaks: the blessed run \o/
Jillexie: Alas it is not vulnerable to ice damage.
Jillexie: To which I say, really?
wildpeaks: woohoo
Thefluffiestguineapig: This game has SO MUCH you would absolutely need either a guide or several playthroughs to find it all
Thefluffiestguineapig: Agreed
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wildpeaks: petank'd
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's very fair
Thefluffiestguineapig: They reuse while also making it over completely
Seagulyus: shogi isnt a problem since in many games there is a puzzle mode, and that counts towards the only points which is get wins
e_bloc: just convince wheeler that shogi is a card game and to play on your account
Thefluffiestguineapig: @e_bloc Or Ben, considering how he took to Sabaac
e_bloc: I mean he played Mahjong
Thefluffiestguineapig: If anyone wants to see Yakuza, come see Tiltyhouse streams on Fridays!
Laserbeaks_Fury: Yes, that is the Cannon path
ButButTheJesus:

Laserbeaks_Fury: Did we talk to the Fading Woman already?
Wicker_Guide: got interrupted by Friend-shapes
Thefluffiestguineapig: IAN
Laserbeaks_Fury: Unlike certain other character, this one's an arm guy
measureofhope: huh what?
e_bloc: are the enemies as moist in Yakuza
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ian also talks about his crow friends!
Laserbeaks_Fury: This makes so much more sense the second time around
Jillexie: @Laserbeaks_Fury I was about to say the same thing.
wildpeaks: ominous
Wicker_Guide:

Wicker_Guide: Lune, was that really necessary?
Laserbeaks_Fury: The wagon train should have been Expedition '49
ButButTheJesus: ian wut
Wicker_Guide: Ian... le sigh
Laserbeaks_Fury: I love the Merchan Fight music
Wicker_Guide: Gestral Dance Party
Thefluffiestguineapig: NO, this is my week to resub!
Xafty: that reminds me
Thefluffiestguineapig: I don't have my emote ready!
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Laserbeaks_Fury: I love *everyone* gravitates to Maelle at the Duelist
Wicker_Guide: they do? why? she's one of the few without natural sustain
Wicker_Guide: I used Verso/Gustave until I felt that was too obvious
gualdhar: like Undead in Final Fantasy games
Laserbeaks_Fury: I wonder if Inverted will become relevant in the near future?
e_bloc: alright, I should probably know this, ,but why do we find facts about higher numbered expeditions? are they numbering them backwards?
Wicker_Guide: Villaness Arc Maelle
Thefluffiestguineapig: Very similar haircut
Juliamon: e_bloc yes, they're counting down
Wicker_Guide: @e_bloc yep
e_bloc: @Juliamon thank you!
e_bloc: @Wicker_Guide thanks!
Wicker_Guide: first was 0, because they didn't realize, but after that was 84 and counting back
Thefluffiestguineapig: TRUE
ButButTheJesus: can that be a quote
accountmadeforants:
What do you mean? Inverted is all upside, skills benefit from it, and you're never healing anyway 
ButButTheJesus: "If there's a problem with this game, its that the crows sound too much like real crows"
paulthemapguy: how much variation is there in crow noises?
e_bloc: does that ruin your immersion
Thefluffiestguineapig: Sorry for all caps
Juliamon: More than you'd expect paulthemapguy
RockPusher: Game soliciting peanuts from The Peanut Man
Wicker_Guide: @paulthemapguy related, how much variation are we as human listeners able to detect
Wicker_Guide: Maelle having her goth teen phase
Juliamon: I'm currently trying to identify the crow call I've been hearing recently. According to the Merlin app it's a fish crow, but the call on the Audubon app doesn't match.
Laserbeaks_Fury: " 'When' ones. Not 'If', 'When' " Is one of my favorite lines in the game
Laserbeaks_Fury: Yup, that's me...
RockPusher:

Xafty: simple and clean or sanctuary?
ButButTheJesus: Eyes On Me is FF8 Ian
e_bloc: you know, I know the idea of quilted armor exists, but that's the first time I think I've ever seen something that was like yup that's quilted armor
Laserbeaks_Fury: The General Grievous we have at home.
Wicker_Guide: Welcome to Mr. "I Hope You Remember All The Parry Mechanics Because This Is The Test". It's a long name
Wicker_Guide: @Laserbeaks_Fury less evil Pontiff Sulyvahn
Wicker_Guide: you do, until you get hit
Laserbeaks_Fury: She keeps attacking until shes hit
Wicker_Guide: a bunch of Lune's strongest moves are big, battlefield changing Over-Time effects
accountmadeforants:
It's Rollout, from Pokémon 
paulthemapguy: Roundabout by Yes plays
gualdhar: they're not allowed to have two phases! what is this, Elden Ring?
Laserbeaks_Fury: I'm gonna let you finish,,,
e_bloc: always double-tap
Wicker_Guide: FF14 meme incoming
ButButTheJesus: #teamdodge
Thefluffiestguineapig: #whateverittakestosurvive
Wicker_Guide: Wave of fire -> Leaf damage will always amuse me
accountmadeforants: You should also dodge when your weapon has an element that heals the enemy
accountmadeforants: Inverted looks great, yeah
accountmadeforants: Their hair also turns white
Wicker_Guide: more that death "heals" all status effects
Laserbeaks_Fury: Why is the icon for Inverted a butt?
accountmadeforants: @Laserbeaks_Fury It's an upside-down heart
Laserbeaks_Fury: No, I very clearly see a butt
accountmadeforants: But also, it represents "butts to healing"
Wicker_Guide: real answer: because it's an upside down heart. Best answer: Because it s***s
Laserbeaks_Fury: Epic Team Takedown
Wicker_Guide: SASUGA
Dog_of_Myth:

wildpeaks:

accountmadeforants: Why Verso didn't decide to keep *that* sword instead of the tiny purple one I'll never understand
measureofhope: Sounds like every soccer game I'm seen
Wicker_Guide: That's called Lacross Ian
accountmadeforants: (Though the tiny purple sword is very very very good)
paulthemapguy: I mean, the boss did fake an injury and come right back, so that's very much soccer
Wicker_Guide: oh, nvm
Laserbeaks_Fury: This is a *lot* of people
e_bloc: yeah swordballing has always been a red card
Laserbeaks_Fury: Like a ludicrous amount of dead people
wildpeaks: a new coat of paint and a few throw pillows, it will make a fine Airbnb
Wicker_Guide: Stabby Stabby Zoom Zoom sward
accountmadeforants: It's a very good weapon until you can reliably get second turns otherwise, especially in combination with some Base Attack skills
Laserbeaks_Fury: Play again after a Base attack is good, but Dualiso is on average half the damage of other swords
ButButTheJesus: she is ♪ Levitating
Laserbeaks_Fury: It'll be good when you start bumping up against the damage cap
Wicker_Guide: It's really good for turning Verso into a support character using Base Attack for AP/scratch damage
accountmadeforants: @Laserbeaks_Fury Yeah, but there are Base Attack skills that mark, or give the enemy a 1-turn debuff, or make your next attack deal more damage, etc. So it's a way to stack all of those effects and then do a regular one. And it boosts Perfect, especially with the skill that makes Base Attacks hit twice.
accountmadeforants: *Perfection
accountmadeforants: And yeah, with the Base Attacks giving extra AP skill, you start next turn at 9 AP.
Wicker_Guide: Yeah there would be so many places in this game that would be really hard to navigate without that rumble feature
Laserbeaks_Fury: I've been a fan since the RUmble Pak on the 64
accountmadeforants: I'm annoyed Sony and Nintendo built these really cool solenoids into their controllers and then devs decide to pretend they're still unbalanced motors
Laserbeaks_Fury: oh yeah the Haptic triggers are amazing
wildpeaks: exactly
accountmadeforants: Yeah, those triggers are wild. There's a site where you can play around with various "effects" using them, and that convinced me everything should be designed for the PS5 controller.
Laserbeaks_Fury: The DualSense is remarkable, and no games hardly use it's features
RockPusher: Other paper tissue products are available
accountmadeforants: The Xbox controller really is holding us back
Laserbeaks_Fury: Hmm, I wonder if this is where a thing happened
Laserbeaks_Fury: I like everyone gets their own moment with the grave
Wicker_Guide: Verso: broods awkwardly
RockPusher: I am a sucker for the tear leaving a clean streak in the dirt
Wicker_Guide: Your regular reminder that Alice Dupont-Percier's day job is at the Opera National de Paris
ButButTheJesus: ♪ ding ding ding dada
ButButTheJesus: I love snow and I have some mid-east coast experience
ContingentCat: I like snow and live in ontario
wildpeaks: Ian just came back from outer space and forgot gravity is a thing here
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RockPusher:

Wicker_Guide: classic RPG small dialogue branches
Brozard: like orphan frames in editing
Wicker_Guide: Speaking as someone who has done UI work for productifity software, It's surprisingly tricky to do.
wildpeaks: I was so glad when web browsers added features for controlling this
RockPusher:
Because layout is such an easy thing to program on top of potential translations, etc 
LordZarano: Just casually implement all of LaTeX for your game's text display, obvs
Wicker_Guide: Ian... no, carry on
RockPusher:

Thefluffiestguineapig: Gee I wonder why he's being evasive
jubale1: rhythm game? will the cutscene characters break out into broadway musical?
Lord_Hosk: Ian is at level 0 with SO many celebrities
Thefluffiestguineapig: So is level 1 if I accidentally remember the names of people who are repeat barristas?
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: time to speedrun all my relationships to 0
RockPusher: Heather uses hammer. Her acquaintances reduce in number.
Wicker_Guide: and good songs
Wicker_Guide: Heather solves her problems with a chain saw and she never has the same problem twice
Lord_Hosk: Im sure its on youtube already... its not good but it exists
jubale1: reminds me of the starwars droid.
jubale1: also hollow knight bug
Wicker_Guide: or the Big Hero 6 robot
NightValien28: I mean
wildpeaks: makes sense
RockPusher: Logiced the fuck out of that one
ContingentCat: Someone remembering your costco order would be quite a thing'
RockPusher: I always feel deeply ambivalent about being known at a store
Lord_Hosk: Are you sure it wasn't just a artistic A that looked like an E?
SquareDotCube: Don't worry, give the name a B and it's all good.
jubale1: singing en francais?
RockPusher: Time to get tint
Wicker_Guide: yep
wildpeaks: yes this song is in french
jubale1: i was thinking it was nonsense lyrics just for the mood, then suddenly the words started making sense.
ContingentCat:
french is a kind of nonsense 
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Wicker_Guide: Hair sisters
Wicker_Guide: since 'Rebellious' is pretty much 'Lune's haircut'
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's a mood
ButButTheJesus:
it me, much confus 
until_may: neat
RockPusher: The world makes a lot more sense when you realise no one knows what they are doing
until_may:

Thefluffiestguineapig: @RockPusher And it makes it a lot more bearable
jubale1: wonder if this was a french developer
wildpeaks: yes it's a french dev
nurseflynn: This game is so amazing. Has anyone cried so far?
NightValien28: very much so yes
Wicker_Guide: Skill means its easier to get lottery tickets. Effort means getting more lottery tickets. But you still need to win the lottery
wildpeaks: "Lune" is the word for moon in french by the way
Wicker_Guide: *takes drag* Ahhhh, Sapphism
RockPusher:
Radioactive Yuri‽

NightValien28: man have onsens
ButButTheJesus: same ian
nurseflynn: I haven't beaten it yet.
Wicker_Guide: I feel like there's a really interesting discussion on the importance of voice direct6ion in Ben Starr's performance for this character vs Clive Rosfield, especially considering how closely he plays both
Juliamon: Congrats Verso, you are now 2ustave
Juliamon: Officially
Wicker_Guide: oh that's good
Laserbeaks_Fury: Petanks really are Metal Slime coded
nurseflynn: Dude and the damn music just adds to everything
Wicker_Guide: What are monsters for if not external punching bags for our emotional pain?
nurseflynn: What sword does Maelle using?
NotCainNorAbel:
500
Wicker_Guide: o7 For Those Who Come After
ContingentCat: Well as normal as we get here
Juliamon: the rhythm game oven is still cooking
Wicker_Guide:
Rock is a Lady's Modesty 
Juliamon: You gotta eat your vegetables sometimes
Juliamon: Then you may enjoy dessert
ButButTheJesus: can't stop won't stop
Thefluffiestguineapig: Thanks for the stream!
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