Crossing the Streams || PUBG: BATTLEGROUNDS

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ihlendrax: !box
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KeytarCat: !findquote conscious
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I think that's a very confining way to consider consciousness
 Thefluffiestguineapig: But I would believe that cat consciousness is a box
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 ProcyonFlynn: !findquote soon
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 jacqui_lantern234: HAI FRIENDS 
 gualdhar: PUBG? What is this, 2011?
 jacqui_lantern234: yall are loved!!!!! 
 margieargie: @Thefluffiestguineapig It could be... or maybe it isn't, the only way to know for sure is to observe it I guess
 Lord_Hosk: Drops  I hope to get lemon drops they are yummy
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 DoodlestheGreat: Player Unknown's Banana Grapeshot
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @jacqui_lantern234 As are you!
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 PharaohBender27: PUBG!? Talk about a blast from the past!
 jacqui_lantern234: @Thefluffiestguineapig oof, sorry you think that 
 PharaohBender27: !pubg
 margieargie: Anyway, yeah, seeing PUBG on here again sure brings me back...
 GasCityGaming: !findquote butts
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 jacqui_lantern234: wait, isnt this game about a pub owned by  ?!?! 
 kumatsu: gotta bring back the 
 GasCityGaming: Remeber, the password is butts
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: @jacqui_lantern234 I know, sometimes I have these terrible impressions 
 PharaohBender27: @jacqui_lantern234  Also ahoy-hoy, Jacqui!
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 jacqui_lantern234: @PharaohBender27 at least someone other than me finds me funny 
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 Sorator13: ah, I see I got here just in time!
 farley_f: where we dropping bois
 PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy,  !
 jacqui_lantern234: HAI JAME
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Fantusta: Is this Pubbly Bubbly Gunner Runners!?
DaxStrife: Showing skillet at start of stream? Is that allowed by TOS?
 Diabore: i see graham and funko
 Sorator13: what an elegant pan!
pleonasticTautology subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 46 months!
 pleonasticTautology: Holy crap I'm rapidly approaching four full years.
 GasCityGaming: Streamathon?
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 Diabore: you did some last year for subathon
hiFunko: we did it a few years ago
hiFunko: semi recently
 gualdhar: last played in 19 diggety three
 jacqui_lantern234: @Diabore alex's also here
 PharaohBender27: @Diabore I think it was the 2023 subathon
 Mazrae: Is this a Crossing the uhhhh..... one more Streams?
  Juliamon: The subathons were very fun.
 jacqui_lantern234: @Juliamon YOURE VERY FUN
 SquareDotCube: that lines up with October 2023
 SnackPak_:  friends
 Diabore: @jacqui_lantern234 cool cool, i was going off the discord overlay and alex's name was obscurred
 Sorator13: friends! hello!
 LiamK712: fun crew fun throwback game
 pleonasticTautology: Hi everyone!
 DoodlestheGreat: HAI GUYZ
 PharaohBender27: Aaand the LRR wiki site isn't opening for me . . . 
 Diabore: @PharaohBender27 yeah last yea- oh no
 pleonasticTautology: Grip it *and* rip it!
DideRobot: LRR: Time for Brendan Greene's Fight Ravine, E-Sports Ready Bullet Spaghetti, Player 2's Desync Gun Party, Comrade Mysterious Socialist Shootdown, Plunder Under Bunder Grunder, Bluehole's Bridge Troll Screw Bowl... | FINE! We're playing PUBG: BATTLEGROUNDS on CTS tonight. | https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/114854322184383884
 OldUncleDan: Hello!  New friend Graham!
 Diabore: friends quiet?
 Sorator13: well, now you've said it twice!
Fantusta: hmm I might go grab a seltzer also, really go crazy tonight
 farley_f: yeah shout out to my fellow max maxers
EricTheOrange: I gotta know did G write all the PUBG tweet things?
WitchyTQ: HELL YEA IT IS
 Sorator13: those are... incredible outfits
 calculated_uncertainties: 100 1 1 1 1 1
EricTheOrange: I mean they are made by a korean dev so It makes sense
 SnackPak_: the fortnite-ification continues
DaxStrife: And Alex is the only true OG PUBG player as he is not wearing pants.
 Diabore: !pubg
Fantusta: Alex not dancing along makes this much funnier
Gadora: Fortnite copied PUBG and now PUBG copies Fortnight?
TheAinMAP: 
 jacqui_lantern234: @Fantusta Alex knows better 
 DoodlestheGreat: KPop PUBG Hunters?
 SymphonySolstice: pubgrub battle bub
 Diabore: first person was faster last i played
realbadatthis_: this isn't duck game
 Diabore: ooh new map
 Lord_Hosk: We dropping at school bayyyybe!
 SnackPak_: bot lobby! bot lobby!
 Diabore: deston-y
WitchyTQ: ripton sounds sick
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Concert!
 margieargie: Oh, right, I guess there would be other maps
RassilonDND: Oh man I miss this game.
SonofThoth: Huh biforcating the map? Weird
 Diabore: looks like pubg has 7 maps now
 SnackPak_: fingers crossed, G
phant0mg33k: sup never get to see you on live. awesome!
HavenDragon: i last played a few days ago lol
RassilonDND: I still remember the old games together
 pleonasticTautology: It's branded.
TheAinMAP:   
  Foxmar320: This does not look like the PUBG I remember lol
WitchyTQ: this is a cross over lmao
WitchyTQ: its why your plane has a logo
WitchyTQ: with a literal kpop group
TheAinMAP: 
 mercano82: This is mostly making me miss the year 1 version of PUBG.
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 Dog_of_Myth: Where we dropping?
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RassilonDND: Is this kpop demon hunters X pochinki?
WitchyTQ: kpop demon hunters mentioned!!!
 Diabore: a mascot
 margieargie: It's a giant chicken with a gun, of course
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: It's a giant chicken with a gun, James.
  Khalahd: winner winner?
adept_nekomancer: Heavily armed nuggie
 Diabore: zone far far
KeytarCat: Hi ho, chicken with a gun; Hey ho, chicken with a gun
 PharaohBender27: @LoadingReadyRun Might want to check WitchyTQ's chat posts for context
TheAinMAP: 
RassilonDND: Where are the oversized turkey legs at 40 dollars a piece?
 SymphonySolstice: all positioning into relation of giant gun chicken
 Diabore: oh i guess aug is world loot now
WitchyTQ: @PharaohBender27 graham said their name so i feel like he knows
 sheqesi: One More? From back in the pubg days (circa 2018) was my gateway to the rest of the LRRverse, so happy to see it again.  Thank you 
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/PeppyCoweringShieldBlargNaut-JYqJe3rifxfC8bNc
 Diabore: a cromb of frame rate please
 mercano82: it’s going to be hilarious when James gets into combat with an unloaded gun
 PharaohBender27: @WitchyTQ Admittedly I was directing that more towards James, since he seems the one who's confused
WitchyTQ: lol fair enough
Orxolon: good evening everybody!
 MacbethSeemsSus: *Checks stream. Checks date. Checks pulse*
 atinyspacemarine: Anyone else having turns hearing Graham and Funko?
kusinohki: meows
 Sorator13: @MacbethSeemsSus takes back meds
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 margieargie: It's amazing how much about this game is flooding back to me watching this after like... six or seven years away...
 pleonasticTautology: graham: congratulations, you're hired by toys r us
 atinyspacemarine: I might not be distinguishing between them clearly because he was quiet
Fantusta: very realistic biking
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/StrangeGracefulTubersTBTacoLeft-uJ9zuiTdFUROnN52
 Diabore: wait recall flights?
 PharaohBender27: Oh damn the zone is pretty far off
 Diabore: i remember c4
 Diabore: DONT SAY HALF A DECADE JAMES
 margieargie: I'm assuming this vehicle is gonna be less likely to have the old Dacia Physics
 ContingentCat: ouch
TheAinMAP: 
 pleonasticTautology: @margieargie This reminds me of a hilarious story.
 ghyllnox: Drag you against your will to make friends, how tragic
 Diabore: probably bots
 Phailhammer: I still remember Kate thinking Funko was sus at first because of how often he'd dominate her customs. 
 pleonasticTautology: I went to France last year, to see my boyfriend, and we took the bus to the nearby mall so I could get a European Apple charger.
 pleonasticTautology: Saw a Dacia Sandero from the bus.
 pleonasticTautology: Freaked out about seeing a Dacia Sandero.
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: @pleonastictautology I was in Italy last year and had the same reaction
 pleonasticTautology: @I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo Hahaha, good, not just me then.
 SnackPak_: 
 MacbethSeemsSus: o7
 xantos69: Just like old times
 PharaohBender27: 
 Lord_Hosk: You weren't last
 Diabore: good warm up
 ghyllnox: F
  TStodden: Not the Worst!  Not the Worst!
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: Explaining to my parents how James may thinks it's the perfect car was funny. Dad was hunched over laughing, mom just looking at us like...wut
 Sethalidos: so how much is Krafton charging per new item?
 PharaohBender27: That right-side billboard is making me angry
 OldUncleDan: Nice level, James!
 ghyllnox: Yeah sure I'd take 2018 again
 ContingentCat: but damn it's wose
 Sorator13: by comparison....
 MacbethSeemsSus: Warn us about 2020!
 xantos69: 2018 was "the good 'ol days"
 pleonasticTautology: @I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo Oh, yeah, I ended up explaining it to my boyfriend while still on the bus, and then texted a friend back in the States about it, because we both bought Ford Fiestas because of Top Gear.
 Sethalidos: you had less back pain then
  Foxmar320: Id love to go back to 2018
RassilonDND: I mean it was the before times, but somehow better than now...
 ProcyonFlynn: Forward to Crab! 
  Khalahd: Ah, cuz you're not carrying your team as much?
 Sethalidos: lucky
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  Foxmar320: I think 2018 was the last time I played PUBG lol
 OldUncleDan: Maybe 15 minutes?
 OldUncleDan: HH:MM
 Sethalidos: now brb mainlining Ibuprofen 
 ghyllnox: "Sit there and think about what you did"
 e_bloc: 2018 me is indistinguishable from present day me
 PharaohBender27: I low-key wish I were personally where I am now but it was like 2014
 gsyhiap: Estimated time: when you're least expecting it
 Phailhammer: @pharaohbender27 Big mood.
kusinohki: "I've betrayed you all... I'm wearing pants" - Cameron, eraly pubg days
KeytarCat: Estimated Time: Today
 xantos69: I would pay $500 for PUBG of 2019 to be released... but there would never be any hackers.
 GasCityGaming: Wasn't that a checkpoint story a while back?
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 ContingentCat: lol thankyou for clarifying
 gsyhiap: Surviving four minutes: congrats you didn't faceplant the parachute
 GasCityGaming: And people think Path of Exile crafting is weird (it is)
 pleonasticTautology: Nothing is as weird as FF11 crafting.
 Sethalidos: gotta sell you nostalgia
 MacbethSeemsSus: Someone should design a program to calculate the actual in world value of all the digital game currencies someone has
Fantusta: Graham coins?
 AugmentingPath: the fabled G-Money
kusinohki: Big G money
 pleonasticTautology: Wasn't G-Money poisoned at a League of Heels?
kusinohki: darn it, got ninjad
 Sethalidos: eww you have Krafton all over your screen
 gsyhiap: @kusinohki Gotta be able to afford the A train
 kdefinition: @MacbethSeemsSus it's just a webpage with the words "Too Goddamn Much"
 jacqui_lantern234: @AugmentingPath and the associated A-Train 
 AugmentingPath: @jacqui_lantern234 Exactly!
 pleonasticTautology: That game you like is going to come back in style.
 kumatsu: 
 Diabore: oh shit it floats!
JoeKim: Wow look at this fossil of a game
 gualdhar: that's BlitzBall baby!
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 JoeKim: Just W for victory
Fantusta: W is for Wup
 JoeKim: Oh thank you friend
 Sethalidos: ah yes the Anony Moose
 OldUncleDan: Move away from the light!!!!!
 PharaohBender27: I do have to wonder where (in-universe) the deranged billionaire who arranges these games found that many functional rifles that were last used in the 1940s
kusinohki: I'm now remembering a LAN where Kate led beej, ian, and 1 other in a game of pubg (kate being the ringer and the other 3 never have played)
 Sethalidos: @PharaohBender27 Zillow, duh
phoenixletmeuseadashd: @PharaohBender27 with enough money, just make new ones
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BlithePunchySparrowGingerPower-SiuuvrP2cnpUdJ4q
  TStodden: Rushin' Black Markets?
phoenixletmeuseadashd: though kars are still pretty common. the ammo might actually be worse
 Diabore: i miss erangel
 sheqesi: Loot goblin. 
 PharaohBender27: @Sethalidos @phoenixletmeuseadashd Well, looking at the Wikipedia page for that rifle, TIL: "Millions were captured by the Soviets at the conclusion of World War II and were widely distributed as military aid. The Karabiner 98k therefore continues to appear in conflicts across the world as they are taken out of storage during times of strife."
 JoeKim: Tac pack is a mega bag
 JoeKim: Holds extra guns, armor, etc etc
 GasCityGaming: LMAO I'm getting PUBG drops for watching
 Sethalidos: @PharaohBender27 like I said Zillow
 Sethalidos: 
 PharaohBender27: @Sethalidos I thought Zillow was for real estate?
 MacbethSeemsSus: The fur lined coat and shorts is  a look
 Lord_Hosk: The hosklings have informed me that they are stream sniping you and that you are skibity toilet
 OldUncleDan: Climb the radio tower?  Is this a Ubisoft game?
 Sethalidos: maybe I'm thinking of the wrong thing but personally real estate makes it funnier in my mind'
 SnackPak_: @Lord_Hosk the kids are alright
 PharaohBender27: @Lord_Hosk I'm going to assume that's an insult? 
kusinohki: do they have clan hoskling tags??
 Sethalidos: @PharaohBender27 not according to my nephew
realbadatthis_: on this episode of crossing the streams: The Gang gets SVDs
  Foxmar320: oh didn't realize there were Twitch dropds for this
kusinohki: this is some resident evil mansion house vibes...
 JoeKim: Reload your gun dummy
 mercano82: Oh, wow, I had totally forgotten about the bunker tunnels on the original map until now.
  Foxmar320: Yeah it really is a RE mansion
 Sethalidos: @realbadatthis_ uh with the right typo that could've come out as really bad
 gsyhiap: @kusinohki "You were killed by XxXSkiBidiZoomerXxX[HOSK]"
 MacbethSeemsSus: James and Funko must feel weird. It's taking less than 10 minutes to sort the inventory.
 JoeKim: He was gonna click click on someone and be mad about it
 JoeKim: Lmfao
 Sethalidos: @gsyhiap get offa muh lawn *shakes cane*
 Tiber727: @JoeKim But that would've been way funnier.
 TheMerricat: It's been awhile since they've played pubg hasn't it? 
 gsyhiap: @Sethalidos I'll get you, just as soon as I remember whether I took my meds or not...
 JoeKim: Years at this point
 JoeKim: We should do another customs game day lmao
TheAinMAP: 
  Foxmar320: Trying to remember who I last played this with.
 PharaohBender27: 
TheAinMAP: 
phoenixletmeuseadashd: this is like an inverse drive by. they drive everyone shoots
 Cptasparagus: as long as you dont knock them up
Lysander_salamander: hello everyone
KeytarCat: mrow
Lysander_salamander: oh it's Funko yay
 JoeKim: Ahhh. The gunshots bring me a weird amount of nostalgia
 gsyhiap: Retire champion!
realbadatthis_: what caliber was that sandrail
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phoenixletmeuseadashd: how did that not roll
 Sethalidos: @gsyhiap Who are you people? And where's my horse?
 TheMerricat: Has anyone told them that you can dig up land now using shovels?
 JoeKim: Wait really?
 JoeKim: Lmao that's ridiculous
 HadesLeprechaun: tbf to Graham, these cars use up gasoline at the same rate flashlights use up batteries in horror games
 TheMerricat: That was added last year.
Mai_Andra: Public Underground Battle Ground Battlegrounds
 JoeKim: No kidding
 Sethalidos: @TheMerricat hear that James you can dig a hole now
 gsyhiap: @Sethalidos Nurse! They're wandering off again!
kusinohki: I have to ask what use is digging holes with shovels in this game??
 MacbethSeemsSus: @TheMerricat You're saying James can dig a hole?
 Sorator13: Punch-a-PUBG when?
 JoeKim: Either shift or left alt
 TehAmelie: Punch Unknown Battlegrounds
Mai_Andra: Much like the staggeringly beautiful Norwegian Blue, he was stunned.
EikoandMog: Oh man, this takes me back!
 Darleysam: helps you kill ziplines
 JoeKim: Makes a Zipline point. I think it can only go down though?
  TStodden: Player Unfiler Battle Grinder
 PharaohBender27: @Mai_Andra That sounds like a quote
 JoeKim: But it's nice when you're like on a mountain
 JoeKim: And you can get down
 goombalax: Peanut Uncle's Butter Gourds
 Blue_Anteater: @Mai_Andra beautiful plumage, tho
kusinohki: looty shooty booty scooty....
 PharaohBender27: @Blue_Anteater Oh now I get it!
 southern_woodsman: "Brick, where did you get a grenade?"
phoenixletmeuseadashd: now you attract everyone in a 3 mile radius
EikoandMog: Portable Uranium Bungee Gripe
  TStodden: Plunder under battle Grunder....
 TehAmelie: Morty *urp* mortar
realbadatthis_: poemp
 TheMerricat: You all found a "emergency cover flare" in the mansion. That calls in a bunch of those concrete jacks/stars like they use to keep erosion down on beaches.
  Foxmar320: What if G kills himself with it
Gadora: Someone not on the team, right?
 xantos69: I've got 500 Bits if G gets a kill with his mortar.
 goombalax: I wonder if you can handheld toob the mortar
 Cptasparagus: millenials will never afford a yard to put a mortar in
 TheMerricat: Unfortunately you can't mortor unless you set it up.
 JoeKim: Looks like 200m
 HadesLeprechaun: I was gonna say, I'd be mostly impressed if Graham could 'eyeball' 600 meters in this video game
 TehAmelie: you just gotta lead them by like 60 seconds right
kusinohki: are building indestructible to mortars??  (like with the red zone??)
 TheMerricat: Yes.
 JoeKim: Afaik buildings are still indestructible
 JoeKim: That's why c4 is op op
 e_bloc: they'll be comin' around the mountain with a gun
 TheMerricat: Now comes the irony, the whole team gets killed by the motar they left behind. 
 gsyhiap: Precision Uplifted Bangs, Graham
 JoeKim: The emergency air pull is GREAT
Mathonwy subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 86 months, currently on a 86 month streak!
 Mathonwy: Yayy!!!!
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 JoeKim: Honestly so fun
 JoeKim: Gotta relearn kar98 bullet flight again
 unarmedoracle: oh man. The days of yore.
 Sethalidos: hi Cam
 pleonasticTautology: Hey Cam.
EikoandMog: Hi Cam!
 PharaohBender27: Ohai 
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 goombalax: Cameron! 
phoenixletmeuseadashd: now to see if the blue is as lethal as I recall
 Forlorgen: god i miss LRR pubg
phoenixletmeuseadashd: classic there james 
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TheAinMAP: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 PharaohBender27: Bronze medal!
 SnackPak_: 
 Sorator13: not bad!
EikoandMog: 3 is good.
 margieargie: Podium finish
TheAinMAP: 
 unarmedoracle: remember: pet the kitty.
EikoandMog: The original and the okayest!
 JoeKim: The recoil jump on this game
 Forlorgen: uhhhhhhhhh one more
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Level 70? That's not nice.
 Qalten: one more?
Mai_Andra: "Nice, +1"
  Foxmar320: Hey unarmedoracle
 OldUncleDan: I don't know who those folks are in that splash screen, but they are obviously fans of the Minnesota Vikings.
 dougma: he is frosty claws
TheAinMAP:   
 JoeKim: Yeah no kidding
 JoeKim: Wooof
 PharaohBender27: @OldUncleDan It seems we're playing in the midst of a crossover event with a KPop group, so I imagine that was them
 dougma: aspera
 gualdhar: there's a diaper under that snowman outfit
 Nigouki: "snowman upskirt" is not something i thought would ever be a thought in my head
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 JoeKim: Remember when the pubg jacket was selling for like a grand
 TehAmelie: i'd have liked christmas dinner more if it had lobster
 Sethalidos: @Nigouki I need Brain Bleach STAT!
 JoeKim: This is the Korean map
 DigitalSeahorse: 
EikoandMog: I miss the original island.
 Sorator13: "The PUBG Nations Cup returns to the Olympic Handball Gymnasium in Seoul" sure is a sentence
 unarmedoracle: heya @Foxmar320 !
  TStodden: @Sethalidos Would a Brain Slug suffice?
 unarmedoracle: Remember that time I got in the wrong car?
 dougma: I remember when this map was launched
 TehAmelie: i've heard about games set in Korean schools
EikoandMog: @TehAmelie ....White Day?
 Diabore: god that clip of cam in the wrong car was so good
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 Sethalidos: @TStodden All Hail HypnoToad
 JoeKim: I played this a bunch over the pandemic
 mercano82: in my day, there was only one map, and we liked it.
 dougma: aspera concert
TheAinMAP:  
  Foxmar320: I remember getting in the car of another team who was trying to run me over and them taking me on a ride across the map while DandyGeek chased us in a car.
 DigitalSeahorse: 
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/TransparentThirstyVultureDxAbomb-i3S-9xRQpIEyeggo
  unarmedoracle: @AnAnonymousGifter Thanks for the gift sub!
KeytarCat: perpendicular line is the shortest
 lamina5432: wvwning
 Diabore: i found the clip of cam in the wrong car https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BadOddCocoaTooSpicy?filter=clips&range=all&sort=time
 Sethalidos: @unarmedoracle Anony Moose strikes again
 JoeKim: Shortest distance. Not shortest time
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  unarmedoracle: is the k2 supposed to be a FAL?
 TehAmelie: i thought K2 was supposed to be a mountain
EikoandMog: I just realised the UMP in this game is chambered in 9mm despite me only ever really thinking of the UMP as a .45ACP gun.
 Qalten: wow there is loot EVERYWHERE, now
 JoeKim: K2 is the Korean m4
 Qalten: feel like it used to be more scarce
TheAinMAP: 
JadedCynic: @TehAmelie K2 *is* also the name of a peak on Mt. Everest.
 OldUncleDan: SquirrleyP!!!!  NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
 JoeKim: EMT gear makes revives SUPER fast
 mercano82: K2 is also a company that manufactures skis
 Sorator13: K2 is also the second K
JadedCynic: wait no; it's a different mountain that's #2 behind everest
 Sorator13: 
7gorobei: K2 is the korean main battle tank
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 pleonasticTautology: @Sorator13 The four peaks if Kilimanjaro...
 mercano82: Not to be confused with K1, the gondola lift to the summit of Killington.
 TehAmelie: should we be concerned about this trail of backpacks left on the school perimeter?
 JoeKim: Quick revives
 JoeKim: Was meta for a while in squads
 TheMerricat: So EMT gear replaces a gun in one of your slots, it makes healing items go faster and you get full heals from kits. Also it lets you target your team and use your items on them.
 Sorator13: @TehAmelie If it weren't for the prolific guns, I would say no, but given that... yeah, probably
JadedCynic: K2 is also the name of a Ugandan mobile provider, an Italian TV station, a model of Soviet airliner, a class of sloop in the dutch navy, and also a vitamin!
TheAinMAP: A ghillie suit for a car?
RassilonDND: Honestly, I love the wild recoil and wish it was more random
MungoDude: nobody here but us chickens
 Diabore: why are you sharing that james? its a secret
  Foxmar320: Its a secret James
 TehAmelie: wow, that letter number combination has been busy
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: You can't TELL people you have a secret key. Then it's not a secret!
 GasCityGaming: It's for the tunnel 
iarethel0ser: It's not very secret if you just blab about it.
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 couchboyj: Its a secret, duh
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 JoeKim: There are those loot ziggarut things
 AFamiliarCalledEl: What's the public key, though?
JadedCynic: @TehAmelie there's more, but those were the quick ones easy  to describe 
 Diabore: oh its sanhok
 gsyhiap: It helps if you don't actually know what it opens I guess
RassilonDND: Is that like the magic key for disney? Does your secret key let you skip to the front of the line at Tims?
Mai_Andra: ♫ It's a Beautiful Day in the Slaybourhood ♫
 couchboyj: Then it'd be a public key for a secret lock.  Is it an RSA key?
 Sethalidos: @AFamiliarCalledEl 5k1b1tyt01|3t
EikoandMog: Freaking finally.
 JoeKim: He can sova main in nightreign
 AFamiliarCalledEl: @Sethalidos Thank you
 NotCainNorAbel: @Sethalidos 
 xantos69: Honestly I would kind of love if James got back into streaming PUBG.
KeytarCat: Himitsu 😉
Chesul: Bows are increadible in most Souls games, they're only bad for bosses.
 Diabore: air strike
 Sethalidos: @NotCainNorAbel YES!
 Diabore: back in my day dodging a red zone was a coward move
 mercano82: there is no loading or unloading in the red zone.
 JoeKim: "you're bad if you die to the red" -brennan
phoenixletmeuseadashd: the chances of you dying right after you say the chances are pretty low, however
 NotCainNorAbel: @Sethalidos only because of your name
 albatros064: "I heard there was a secret key / that James would hoard and it seems to me / that whatever it opens might be really crappy."
EikoandMog: Just follow the trail of blood from James.
KeytarCat: Red zone is the classic Battle Royale (2000) denial zone
Mai_Andra: "Just hold North" ?  we fighting games now?
 pleonasticTautology: Graham Stark... he's gone to plaid!
 CaptainSpam: And James gets flattened in 3... 2... 1...
 Diabore: cmon bridge troll, like the good ol days
 JoeKim: We do love a good bridge camp
 margieargie: Ah, there we go
 NotCainNorAbel: why did we let G drive?
TheAinMAP: 
 SnackPak_: weee!
EikoandMog: 🤮
 gsyhiap: 
 Sethalidos: Is that a CyberTruck?......oh wait the car just didn't finish rendering
 pleonasticTautology: @NotCainNorAbel They didn't learn from doing squats...
thmanwithnoname: @NotCainNorAbel the alternative was Alex?
 JoeKim: You can shift click to make a path
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 NotCainNorAbel: @thmanwithnoname I think Alex has HAD a license
 Sorator13: did James just call Funko shit? 
 gsyhiap: Literal rock and roll
 TehAmelie: it has the feeling of a two door car where you're trapped in the back seat until they let you out
 TheMerricat: Que "that's a trap" Mad Max gif. 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
EikoandMog: @TheMerricat "That's bait"
 pleonasticTautology: Alex thank you for that classic Venture Bros. reference.
 TheMerricat: Behind you it souded like
 gsyhiap: If only hiding under your desk helped you dodge...
 DigitalSeahorse:  fast steppies
MungoDude: due west
 TheMerricat: The drowners had to be bots.
 JoeKim: Can use the crates for cover at this point
 TehAmelie: careful, Murderbot season 1 is just over. maybe the bots are hungry for battle
TheAinMAP: 
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 JoeKim: Good knock tho
 Sorator13: can you, though?
TheAinMAP: 
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 underhill33: 
 JoeKim: Hax clearly
 betweenmyself: your gamer chair has been found lacking
 TheMerricat: They were fully kitted out by the time they hit the crates. full armor take a lot of damage
 TehAmelie: the grave is no bar to teamwork
 TheMerricat: I don't remember the game being so loot gobilny
 MacbethSeemsSus: Kpop drop
 HadesLeprechaun: Toucha the box
 SnackPak_: this is a bug hunt, man
 DigitalSeahorse:  find a fox in a box
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 LiamK712: let’s go funko
 NotCainNorAbel:   
 JoeKim: 4v1
 Sorator13: not like this
 JoeKim: It was tough
 PharaohBender27: Silver medal!
 Sorator13: nicely done, though, yeah
frozenphoenix7: 4 v 1 and still knocking 2, not bad
 Lord_Hosk: 4v1 and he still got multiple knocks
 JoeKim: They definitely saw that giant white ass lmaoo
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Funko staying chill under that profound pressure
 DigitalSeahorse: 
  unarmedoracle: the snowman suit has to be an experience while parachuting.
 Sorator13: a nice breeze
 pleonasticTautology: @unarmedoracle Marilyn Monroe-ing the whole way down.
 MacbethSeemsSus: I think tjhey're a lobster-snowman actually
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @unarmedoracle Taint frost-bite is not something i want to experience in any way
 TehAmelie: it seems pretty rigid, so maybe it just cuts into your calves with the force of the wind
 Sorator13: @Thefluffiestguineapig y i k e s
 pleonasticTautology: @TehAmelie Maybe you Mary Poppins instead of 'chuting?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sorator13 Sorry, it's what I get for being in a medical field. My brain is ruined
 PharaohBender27: @Thefluffiestguineapig 
 TehAmelie: time for all the children to take their mediciiiiine
  Juliamon: ah, I see the Nope stream was updated
 LordZarano: @Thefluffiestguineapig Frostaint
 PharaohBender27: Oooh, Dice Friends CYOA on Saturday!
 LiamK712: PPR on a Monday? interesting
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @PharaohBender27 YES, I don't work that day I'm so excited
 pleonasticTautology: Everyone's busy this weekend.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @LordZarano That would make it very crunchy 
 PharaohBender27: Twitch, I really really REALLY wish that anytime my mose cursor somehow crosses the heart icon below the stream screen you have "Unfollow" PINNED there
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ok, I'm going to try to be less horrifying for a few minutes
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @PharaohBender27 I KNOW, it sucks
 TehAmelie: it's the Back gang
 PharaohBender27: *you don't
 PharaohBender27: Sorry my rage about that made me omit an important word
 Sethalidos: that's Krafton for you
 SkylerRingtail: "Enshittification" seems appropriate
 SkylerRingtail: @Sethalidos Wait, is that the same company behind the Subnautica 2 debacle?
 Sethalidos: ayup
 SkylerRingtail: @Sethalidos Oh nooooooo.
RassilonDND: Enshitification and imposed currency confusion
 MacbethSeemsSus: I prefer the "Casinofication" of games
JadedCynic: @PharaohBender27 that's fair - I'm finding that twitch chat uniquely will delete some of my keystrokes if I pause for a moment - no other site does this
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 TehAmelie: making up features to throw in just for players to have something to spend game currency on? i'd call it clutter
 PharaohBender27: @JadedCynic Oh no I legit just forgot the important operative word 
 PharaohBender27: I dunno I hate waiting in line . . . though I would want to be with others
  unarmedoracle: shotgun in the bathtub lets go
TheAinMAP: 
 SquareDotCube: So are all the original maps retired at this point or what
 xantos69: James runs at enemy with only 5 shells and a dream.  Classic James
 PharaohBender27: 
 Diabore: shitter was full
CrossXhunteR: like lambs to the slaughter
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 AugmentingPath: 
 OldUncleDan: Cilantro Party is not the kind of party I would want to go to.
 lamina5432: occupoddo
 Lord_Hosk: Like the hosklings said.  "you are skibbity toilet"
 DiscordianTokkan: Shitter's full... OF BULLETS
  Pharmacistjudge:   
 gsyhiap: Flushing from the toilet...
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 MacbethSeemsSus: *Reloads magazine* I said occupied!
 Sethalidos: @Lord_Hosk NO! Bad Hosk, we do that outside.
 Driosenth:   
Angreed66: occupied by bullets
  Pharmacistjudge: such a long time since i could use that emote
 Darleysam: @DiscordianTokkan my brain desperately wants to turn this into "..BUT NOT FOR ME!"
CrossXhunteR: the ol rope a dope
 DigitalSeahorse:    maybe it was the combo bathroom laundry room
 Lord_Hosk: Skittles and bitts
 TehAmelie: that was just warmup, right
 Diabore: damn pubg really wants me to get free loot
 JoeKim: One whole bullet
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Post break warmup.
 Lord_Hosk: their name was skittles and bitts
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Doesn't count.
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 KevlarGiraffe: Happy Monday Friends!
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 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Diabore: its so much
 Darleysam: Captain Jean Luc?
 SkylerRingtail: I just hate how all of these styles of games are so *aggressively* monetized.
CrossXhunteR: it's been many years since ive landed in the pecado motel
  unarmedoracle: ripline
 Sorator13: you should go see the big cannons those fireworks are clearly shooting out of
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 buhlian22: i miss this game kinda
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Izandai: 
CrossXhunteR: i think erangel is in the current map rotation
TheAinMAP: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 TehAmelie: i'm gonna assume Erangel is some fantastic pun on Archangelsk in Russian
 PharaohBender27: 
 MacbethSeemsSus: Deploying Daruda
  Texan_Reverend:   
 TheMerricat: "Inspiration for Name: The name "Erangel" is a combination of the creator's daughter's name, Eryn, and "angel", according to a Facebook post from Achiko Indonesia. "
 Driosenth: Neaht
 TehAmelie: huh
 xantos69: I've heard they are made of meat.
TheAinMAP:  
 Diabore: @xantos69 meat?
CrossXhunteR: at least their is a blue chip thingy right here
 PharaohBender27: 
TheAinMAP: 
Izandai: @TheMerricat D'awww
TheAinMAP: 
 TheMerricat: See this is the different between the LRR crew and me, I'd be booking with my tail between my legs. 
CrossXhunteR: i too thought that, alex
TheAinMAP: 
EikoandMog: Hax?
 TehAmelie: good try, good try
Garfman314: i am arriving, have I missed any dinners?
 Sethalidos: what's with the rooster chippendale dancer?
 PharaohBender27: @Garfman314 You missed #2 and #3 rounds
Garfman314: lovely
 Darleysam: may the strong chicken be with you
 TehAmelie: Muscle Chicken does sound like a LRR character
 Diabore: one of your strongest chickens sir
 singinnonsense: I'm going in battle I need your strongest chicken
 PharaohBender27: !chat
  LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie Sounds like part of the Muscle Santa stable in Ultimate Face Punch wrestling
 Sethalidos: don't wrap us up with your tomfoolery James
 ContingentCat: how strong? sad, bad, or mad
 TehAmelie: they may only have one muscle suit but that's what composing is for
 TehAmelie: compositing
  unarmedoracle: m24 with irons is a hell of a thing
 LiamK712: what a shot
TheAinMAP: 
 TehAmelie: that was a lot of eliminations very fast
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/MushyPoliteMouseCmonBruh-GX10s4q9nP2Ldrmc
TheAinMAP: Dang.
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ScrumptiousRenownedTaroBCouch-2hMB4PkP0ZXwZJr2
 DigitalSeahorse:    
 Larkonus: Damn, that's some nice shooting.
 TehAmelie: gloomcat was the first one you shot and the last one to die
RassilonDND: ooh, just noticed funko's cosmetics. Looking good!
EikoandMog: Apex or Fortnite, for sure.
 goombalax: Apex did it first
 DigitalSeahorse: woo I got shark bucket hat
RassilonDND: I think Apex did it first, then Fortnite and Warzone
 PharaohBender27: Funko's sexy chicken man costume makes his hands look real small
JadedCynic: fission?
 xantos69: Sounds like those people should simply not die
 TehAmelie: when you've seen the Hulk and characters like that real life bodybuilder's hands always look small
 gsyhiap: 
  unarmedoracle: "are streamers workers?" the greatest thread in the history of forums
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DeliciousColorfulSpiderMoreCowbell-IoSKKcsqgsrUt1_5
 PharaohBender27: @TheAinMAP 
RassilonDND subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 80 months!
RassilonDND: Greeting gentlemen. I hope we get more One More with Protagonists Isekai and struggles for more pie
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 TehAmelie: let's cosplay The Waterfront
 TheMerricat: Erengal was Russian occupied and abandoned after a bionuclear accident. The lore implies these maps are being used by the ultra rich as Huger Game type deals where the winners get to join the 'high society'.
 couchboyj: Gamers all go to the fishing mini game, who would have guessed?
 DigitalSeahorse: 
  alexsteacy: "Bionuclear" 
 TehAmelie: you can be Gordon Freeman!
Izandai: Oh I love that the crowbar is just glued to your back.
 DigitalSeahorse:  nuuu Alex
 TehAmelie: like shootin fish in a barrel
 RassilonDND: Thank you that pop in is real
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 MacbethSeemsSus: Pubg: It doesn't render well
 TehAmelie: was there a purple Power Ranger?
 TheMerricat: @TehAmelie "Purple Dino Charge Ranger from Power Rangers Dino Charge"
 DigitalSeahorse: nice impractical frypan
 DigitalSeahorse: for cooking*
Izandai: 
 MacbethSeemsSus: 
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Drop Pochinki
  unarmedoracle: home 
 TehAmelie: i've heard you can't go home again
TheAinMAP: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 DigitalSeahorse:  cowards
 LiamK712: go to quarry and leave early
andy1503 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 92 months!
 andy1503: Hey all happy to be here another month, but wanted to tell Graham thank you because i just had my first day of chemo and your monologue was incredibly helpful (and also some very needed humor)
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 TehAmelie: yay
TheAinMAP: 
 DigitalSeahorse: bloons
 TehAmelie: after 2 years of cumulative bridge sitting you can apply for a bridge troll licence
 DigitalSeahorse:  mmmm too much sodium and I'm trying to cut back
 Diabore: hell yeah dacia
TheAinMAP: Ha!  Funko's chicken hat sticks through the car roof.
 SnackPak_: andy1503 you got this, friend 
 TehAmelie: my money is on the one with flames
 DigitalSeahorse: north is west?
TheAinMAP: 
 DigitalSeahorse: left*
 HadesLeprechaun: the flames make it go faster
 NotCainNorAbel: @andy1503  
 andy1503: @SnackPak_ 
 MacbethSeemsSus: The Dacia spoken of in legend....
Izandai: WHAT
 TehAmelie: style points!
 Sorator13: 
 SnackPak_: stuck the landing
 xantos69: This game is so perfect
 Diabore: ah the memories
Izandai: That was more bizarre than anything I saw back in the day.
 DigitalSeahorse: Alex decorated this car in another game
 LiamK712: wow this is really bringing me back to 2017
Izandai: 
 DigitalSeahorse: zip
Izandai: Now THAT was classic PUBG.
Izandai: Blasting through a town in a car while being blasted at.
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/EntertainingEnticingZebraRiPepperonis-CDCJ1oa0hsCVUHMY
 MacbethSeemsSus: Scuttling the car
 TehAmelie: what manner of beast doesn't wear pants, she said, sitting well away from any cameras
 DigitalSeahorse: that was number wang 
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ShakingSavoryOtterOSfrog-Whsf_7P0BuQA4t3_
 DigitalSeahorse:  abenged!
 DigitalSeahorse: v*
Izandai: I love that the straw piles are bulletproof.
Garfman314: i just thought "abenged" was uwu for "avenged"
 MacbethSeemsSus: Defensive haystack
 Diabore: pog
 TehAmelie: i'll accept abenged
 DigitalSeahorse: 
Izandai: They had a first aid kit.
 TehAmelie: great new word of the day
altlerkebab: whats better first person or third?
Izandai: Depends if you like being able to corner peek or not.
 SquareDotCube: third person is better for the audience if you ask me
 xantos69: @SquareDotCube Big agree
 MacbethSeemsSus: Print new Alex
Izandai: Gotta get a new Alex from the Alex store.
 Diabore: JAMES
Izandai: Oh right this game has friendly fire.
 DigitalSeahorse: wait, you can print a new Alex? 
 DigitalSeahorse:  Print one for me pls
 Lord_Hosk: What had happened was... James shot you in the face Graham
 xantos69: James.  You might be too used to Tarkov.  You can just reload.
 RassilonDND: To be fair, about 35% of the shots hit the other guy
 Diabore: and then kept shooting the graham behind them
 TehAmelie: "won't we hit our own men, king James?" "yes but we'll also hit theirs. we have reserves."
 DigitalSeahorse: cool
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/FurtiveShortLardUWot-WK1SdroKD91pifEr
godofthunder4242: Graham paid the price for James to be sure
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Diabore: convoy!
 DigitalSeahorse: good luck and good health to you!
 ghyllnox:   
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Lord_Hosk: LOL
Izandai: 
Izandai: Oh right, wizard towers.
 Sorator13: 
 xantos69: Oh can you please use the bad rocket launcher?
 RassilonDND: if you reload you probably will have more room
 DigitalSeahorse: panzerfaust
 RassilonDND: sorry, ignore that backseating
 TehAmelie: it's a squad weapon, we are a squad, makes sense
 LiamK712: dang I love when there are multiple people driving a car
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 RassilonDND: Go go go hustle
TheAinMAP: 
 paulthemapguy: nice shootin
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 TehAmelie: if i'm already bleeding i really wouldn't want to chug a Monster
 DigitalSeahorse: peek
EikoandMog: PAN
 Diabore: panned
 RassilonDND: oh pan sound, how i missed you
 xantos69: Pan saves the day again.
Izandai: That was an enormous number of bullets in a very short timespan.
 DigitalSeahorse: aaaaaaa
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 xantos69: Not a bad run
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 paulthemapguy: top 1/3 aint bad!
 DigitalSeahorse: yesssss
 kimmiekoneko: is that a pregnant lobster
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 TehAmelie: and we invented the word abenge
  Juliamon: snowman lobster
 Lord_Hosk: uhhhhhhhhhhh One more
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 RassilonDND: Regular lobster with booty enhancement surgery?
 RassilonDND: isnt it named prison?
 DigitalSeahorse: hehe
TheAinMAP: 
Izandai: WHEN I WAS
 northos: A YOUNG BOY
 DigitalSeahorse: right into the water
 MacbethSeemsSus: MY FATHER
 TehAmelie: we're the airborn cavalry. just short on horses
crashco17: Get to da choppa
phoenixletmeuseadashd: please stop reading my mind grahmn
 Thefluffiestguineapig: TOOK ME INTO
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
crashco17: My favorite weapon is the mortar 
 kimmiekoneko: THE CITY TO WAT
 Kazman20a: I mean it has a blish lock how can it not be  good
  unarmedoracle: you're only saying that because the sks is a piece of shit irl
crashco17: Get to the inflatable boat
Izandai: TO SEE A MARCHING BAND
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @crashco17 Mine is other people's expectations 
 TehAmelie: it's called sks because it makes a sound like when you're calling a cat
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 DigitalSeahorse: huh
 Thefluffiestguineapig: AND HE SAID
 TehAmelie: in my headcanon
 paulthemapguy: James would you be a savior of the Funko, the Alex, and the Graham?
 MacbethSeemsSus: @paulthemapguy *cue guitar solo*
 DigitalSeahorse: bomber jacket looks toasty 
Izandai: @paulthemapguy *golf clap*
 Kazman20a: the main problem with the sks was it was given to a bunch of conscripts who had never seen anything more advanced then a hoe and couldne't read
crashco17: The best weapons are easiest to use
 TehAmelie: we'll carry on, without a piece of chicken we'll carry on
realbadatthis_: More accurate than an AK while firing the same cartridge
crashco17: Unless it's specialized like snipers
crashco17: Usa lucky it doesn't have landmines 
 MacbethSeemsSus: I love that half a chat is working their way through the Black Parade, and the other half is going in depth on the sks 
 DigitalSeahorse: I want to ride my bike
 xantos69: Funko rolling up on the enemy ringing his little bike bell is a great mental image.
 TehAmelie: wait we're starting at the wrong end. "when I was a young boy, my father, took me into Pachinko"
 TheWanderingNomad: Lali-we-get-any-chicken-dinners-tonight-ho CHat o/
crashco17: Smash into pole
crashco17: Tactical
  unarmedoracle: kind of surprised they haven't put in fpv drones or mavics or something
 paulthemapguy: When you stare at the map too long and thus crash into a pole...relatable
Izandai: 
 RassilonDND: is Alex driving the car from initial D?
 DigitalSeahorse: good thing there are no cyber trucks in this
 mercano82: Dear HR….
TheAinMAP: 
crashco17: Go find the plane 
Izandai: Oh yeah, that's another way in which this game is strictly superior to Fortnite.
 paulthemapguy: remember to change out your eye globes once every 6 months
 DigitalSeahorse: iGlobe
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CrepuscularGoodCoyoteWoofer-eytccfwftHMk11tk
crashco17: @izandai fortnite keeps the kids quarantined with bots so pubgs not strictly superior
 paulthemapguy: Jesus, the number of almost-crashes lol
 RassilonDND: Someone earned themselves a 5 star review
 DigitalSeahorse: what'd he do?
 korvys: Is Alex in an AE86?
crashco17: Do a flip
7gorobei: i assume a dukes of hazzard jump
 mercano82: just some good ol’ boys, never meanin’ no harm
Izandai: 
Izandai: 
 paulthemapguy: if you do a T-pose in the right field, crows land on you. that should be a thing
 Sorator13: you were saying?
 Mazrae: Cool flip
 TehAmelie: like a glove""
crashco17: Tarkov would be good if it had these vehicles
 TehAmelie: oops, the quote escaped the quote marks
 paulthemapguy: Alex is the best at wepon
 NotCainNorAbel: @TehAmelie I just looked quick and thought it was TM
 TehAmelie: i thought that could get confusing
KeytarCat: Turned around quick about that garbage american ammo
 TehAmelie: sure you're familiar with this Russian novel about a sad sniper rifle
 Cptasparagus: good ol' Tankfist
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Are the LRR folk just in the mood for a bunch of these kinds of games? Its been fascinating to see this and Counter Strike on CTS in the year of our Spaghetti monster 2025
  unarmedoracle: weird choice tbh. the panzerfaust was a shaped charge and shouldn't have a blast or shrapnel or anything, should it?
 Sethalidos: sounds like no one wants to wait and see how the match panzers out 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's new
 Cptasparagus: @Thefluffiestguineapig there just aren't any new games anymore. They all stopped coming out for some reason.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Cptasparagus Clearly 
 RassilonDND: So youre saying theres a chance for more One More?
frank_the_great: Imagine playing a game you want to play
 xantos69: Perfect, so we just go take it from them.  You go first.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @RassilonDND I wonder if that might come back for a while in place of Mine o Clock as a break
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 xantos69: The zone will deal with him
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @xantos69 Unleash the radiation monsters
KeytarCat: Let the zone sort them out!
KeytarCat: Also Hi Fluff!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @KeytarCat Hello! I've missed our weird instrument chats! How has your arthritis been? I think it was arthritis
  unarmedoracle: the ballistics on this must be wildly different than tarkov
KeytarCat: @Thefluffiestguineapig Arthritis and brain bads, and I'm feeling better!  sorta!
 MacbethSeemsSus: This audio mixed with Blue Prince's music is very funny
 xantos69: How are there still 25 left alive?
 TehAmelie: i think we need some signal system to differentiate cars and kars
  RayFK: I can tell you have a new computer since the old days because PUBG NEVER looked this good
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @KeytarCat Brain bads suck (I also suffer from those), my cat who is profoundly in the way sends virtual purrs in addition to probable accidental hair because that always comes along with it. Glad something has possibly helped you feel better
  Pharmacistjudge: very fair @RayFK
 Kazman20a: James has gone duck hunting
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That hang glider is a powerful way to either get you into the correct place or get very off track
 paulthemapguy: When James was in lobby, his teammates took off aboard an airplane, who knows if it was manned? They said, James when you airdrop, will you be a savior of the Alex, the Funko and the Graham? They said, "Will we defeat them, your demons And all the squads of players, the shots and frag grenades? Because one day, I'll leave you a buggy To lead back to the play zone to join back in the game"
  Pharmacistjudge:  PUBG stream also gives me a chance to use this old emote.
 DigitalSeahorse: 
TheAinMAP: 
 TehAmelie: @paulthemapguy nice
WokenClick subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 120 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, WokenClick! (Today's storm count: 34)
TheAinMAP: 
 DoctorHutch: Has James messed with the zero on his sights?
 WokenClick: How much bullet drop is in this game
 TehAmelie: some realistic amount
Izandai: @paulthemapguy Oh very nice, very fucking nice.
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 TehAmelie: it was a strange day when i found out bullets drop the same if you shoot them or just drop them
 RassilonDND: YERAH!
 TehAmelie: woo
 Kuhfeek: woo hoo!
 LiamK712: let’s go!
MWGNZ:   
 Sorator13: \o/
  Juliamon: 
 SnackPak_:   
  Foxmar320:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig: HELL YEAH
 lamina5432: food
iarethel0ser:   
  unarmedoracle: hell 2 the yeah
 paulthemapguy: HOLY SH#%@&%
JadedCynic: WOOOO!
 underhill33:   
 xantos69: 50 Chicken Bits
 kimmiekoneko: WHOOOO
Izandai:               
 NotCainNorAbel: 
 Kazman20a: congrats
TheAinMAP:    
 OldUncleDan:   
Forgotten_Sanity:   
 TehAmelie: 
 korvys:   
 underhill33:   
 RassilonDND:  
 Diabore: perfect timing to end stream
 MacbethSeemsSus:   
 shendaras: 
realbadatthis_:     
 Dog_of_Myth:   
JadedCynic:     
 DigitalSeahorse:  
Izandai: Still got it!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Immaculate timing
 DigitalSeahorse:   
  Texan_Reverend:   
 MacbethSeemsSus: You can go eat dinner!
 pleonasticTautology: Congratulations!
7gorobei: 
 ProcyonFlynn:   
 DiscordianTokkan: 
 TheWanderingNomad: 
 Diabore: end on the high
 DigitalSeahorse:   
KeytarCat: Retire champion fr
JadedCynic: retire champions
 WokenClick: 100 100 100 100
epsilon_vee: retire champions
 pleonasticTautology: 
 Dog_of_Myth: Retire Champion
  TStodden: 100 100 100 100 100
 sheqesi: 100 100 100 100
 lamina5432: gnight
 DigitalSeahorse:   
orrie104 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 60 months!
 orrie104: Winner Winner Chicken Dinner!  And on my 5 year birthday!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, orrie104! (Today's storm count: 35)
 ContingentCat: Thanks lads
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
 LiamK712: need another pubg stream in the not too distant future
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 DigitalSeahorse: 
  Texan_Reverend: !ytmember
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 paulthemapguy: this was a great idea. this turned out awesome
  RayFK: God I miss this feeling
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SuaveBrightFrogSmoocherZ-1K9FpEdNM4bH6J5M
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Subs?
 DigitalSeahorse:     oh look I make fox blink
  Texan_Reverend: !patreon
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 DigitalSeahorse: subs?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Wheeeeeeeeeee
 PharaohBender27: 690 Chicken dinner!
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 DigitalSeahorse:  subs
 Nigouki: wow, uncompressed audio airhorn? in this economy?
  Texan_Reverend: !prime
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 LordZarano: flac grenade plays high quality audio at people
Izandai: 
TheAinMAP: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 LordZarano: extremely loud
 DigitalSeahorse: easy kai
 Dog_of_Myth:  
  Texan_Reverend: !schedule
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TheAinMAP: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Mine O'Clock (James, Uno, and Serge play Minecraft on their Minecraft show, of course! Game: Minecraft) at Tue 10:00 AM PDT (14:09 from now).
 WokenClick: Wait mine o clock is ending?
TheAinMAP: Yes.
 SnackPak_: #SponCon
 lamina5432: let's nope is free of last of us
 LiamK712: oooooo pauper
 Dog_of_Myth: !ppr
  LRRbot: The Edge of Eternities PPR will be on Monday (yes, MONDAY), 21 July at 10am PDT! More info: https://cdn.masto.host/kindsocial/media_attachments/files/114/758/123/061/746/703/original/c400a8b94ca1d96d.png
 lamina5432: Monday?
 WokenClick: When is the last mine o'clock going to be?
 WokenClick: Oh wow
  Juliamon: !mastodon
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  Texan_Reverend: !discord
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  Juliamon: !bsky
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 LiamK712: it’s been nice to see on blue sky as a reminder
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Thanks so much for the fun throwback stream!
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
 lamina5432: fun stream
 LiamK712: thanks James
 ContingentCat: Thanks James
 PharaohBender27: 
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