Juliamon:
added !frosthaven to the aliases anyway 
xantos69: !next
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xantos69: So a lady at my work is preggers. She is running a contest for the best baby name suggestion. I now open for floor for your best bad idea.
Kuhfeek: Kuhfeek
Juliamon: Baby McBabyface
xantos69: I like your moxy.
TheWriterAleph: Pubert
CastleOtranto: McNZ
ShaneLeeAtk: Aloysius Fauntleroy
Thefluffiestguineapig: Define "best"
Thefluffiestguineapig: And define "bad"
Dog_of_Myth: Quiznatodd Bidness
xantos69: Ok, to be clear I don't want to just come in dead last in the contest. I want to shame myself. I want a name so stupid that anybody hearing it will lose 5 IQ points.
saucemaster5000: Monkey D Batman
PMAvers: There's always the standby of Todd.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Zippotricks McEdgelord
ShaneLeeAtk: SpongeMonkey Pepperbar
TheWriterAleph: @Thefluffiestguineapig no, BAD names. not the raddest name imaginable
Sethalidos:
@xantos69 Elon Musk 
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TheWriterAleph But is that only rad to us?
Dog_of_Myth: Just have the name in Wingdings
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: BEEBO DOORSNOUT
Thefluffiestguineapig: Boaty McBoatface
saucemaster5000: Fartacus Binch
Sethalidos: lkoiiiiiiiiiiii,lk
bytecaster: Just another baby
GasCityGaming: !findquote name
LRRbot: Quote #5813: "We all know the struggle of knowing someone named Matt." —Cameron, as Avenir [2019-02-11]
Sethalidos: uh that is apparently my cat's contribution
bytecaster: Honestly, best suggestion yet
Juliamon: your cat's contribution is appreciated
Thefluffiestguineapig: Having a cat name anything is always a strong start
bytecaster: Kitty deserves pets and treats
lamina5432: evening ready to watch a snipe
Singenmeister: !findquote spoop
LRRbot: Quote #657: "I'm like on the edge of my spoops right now." —Serge [2015-09-09]
Sethalidos: he's being a butt right now cuz he's hungry
bytecaster: Oh, so kitty not only deserves treats, kitty demands treats
Aceviru: honestly, maybe cats do know best
catcard: @Aceviru I agree.
Thefluffiestguineapig: As a vet tech, sounds right
Aceviru: that's how we got asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar
bytecaster: @catcard You seem biased though
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Thefluffiestguineapig: But they should be fed only within reason
Juliamon:

Sethalidos: no he just ate ten minutes ago he's an orange so he forgot that just ate
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Juliamon: if he just ate then it's treat time
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Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sethalidos No, he didn't forget, he's hoping you forgot
Thefluffiestguineapig: And a toy or catnip can also be a treat
bytecaster: He is colored orange so you underestimate him!
ShaneLeeAtk: Time to let the Nope Bois lull me to sleep so I can get up early for my 5AM flight.
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Mr_Horrible: if only I could be Haven a Frost-y one right now...
NotCainNorAbel: My orange cat will run down the hall and then be lost *meow* So I can believe that they forgot they just ate
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bytecaster: I feel like that is a rare drop song for the going online screen.
Juliamon: This is the *opposite* of frosty
Mkerkes: hell yeah frosthaven is awesome
saucemaster5000: oooo andrew cownden music? sick
Thefluffiestguineapig: @NotCainNorAbel They can be both cunning and forget where they are
NotCainNorAbel:

Forlorgen: sweet sultry tones of cowden
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Singenmeister:

Sethalidos: oh he is definately an orange he gets lost and starts licking the light switch when he is grooming himself
Thefluffiestguineapig:
The dino emotes are the closest I get to being good at dancing 
Diabore: !dbcountdown
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Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sethalidos Sigh, yup, sounds correct
Diabore: 4 months remain
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: i think this was the too many cooks parody retuning composition
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Mazrae: Because of this song im kind of glad that I happen to be wearing this past years db shirt
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Diabore STAHP, my birthday is during DB and it just reminds me of loneliness and trauma. My therapist and I are literally using DB to undo that programming
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mazrae I am wearing a different DB shirt!
frank_the_great: Howdy chat! It took me 3 freaking hours to get home b/c the subway was fucked. I went Train->Ferry->Shuttle->Train->Bus
Mai_Andra: wha... what is this music... [complimentary]
Diabore: spicy mic
NotCainNorAbel: yes yes it would
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Diabore: double intro not pog
Aceviru: Little alpha reporting for duty o7
tod_vom_himmel: the FUCK did you call me
Mr_Horrible: *sniff* "...oh"
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mai_Andra That's the music!
bytecaster: It's me! Stinky!
foxherd3r: sup stinkies!!
YawnLance: Where?
BusTed:

gibbousm: its the spoopy boys
shendaras:

Sethalidos: where?
NimrodXIV: no lies detected
lochnessseammonster:

underhill33:

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NightValien28: YOU TWO are the most likely, jeeeeeeeeeez
Nigouki: oh boy
xantos69: I mean.... You are 100% not the worst.
rosesmcgee: I see no issues
ArtOfStuttering: Oh great, can't wait for half an hour until we start!
Mr_Horrible: HL1 scientist voice "OH MY GOD WE'RE DOOMED!"
vinewood_og: I said this out loud earlier lol
NotCainNorAbel: Paul: You sure? A and B? Are you really sure?
e_bloc: I hope they're ok with you shooting someone
YawnLance: YESSSS
lochnessseammonster:

foxherd3r: UH OH
lamina5432: wheel
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mr_Horrible ^^This
empyreon:

Darleysam: this banning, brought to you by FROSTHAVEN!
Astramentha: yeeeeeeeeaah
Nigouki: i was just about to ask
ButButTheJesus: you're nnnnnot
niccus: is this ban sponsored?
Dog_of_Myth: YES
gualdhar: HELL YEAH
JinaMahavira:

Diabore: safe
Incandescent_Zubat: oh good. i didn’t miss this
accountmadeforants:

silenceaux: Incredible wheel
lochnessseammonster:

xantos69: You missed me.
lamina5432: safe
Veshnikard: No one is safe
Darleysam: o7
Diabore: t is a wide spread
BusTed:

shendaras: safe!
thatguysteve2709: Haha
kynelwynn: Me and my friends got about twenty missions into Frosthaven on tabletop years ago. Curious how far they get tonight
underhill33: phew
WiJohn: Run Ts!
gualdhar: OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!
silenceaux: Dang, nearly in danger
spurius: once again safe
Sethalidos: I'm safe lol
Saintnex: Welp, the powers gone to their heads lol
shendaras:

saucemaster5000: tochnessseammonster
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: butts butts butts
TheAlanHeffley: Oh boy
trebuchetboy: <message deleted>here boss
Kramburger: T BUCK
tod_vom_himmel: lol
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: wait oh no
skintbint: oof one off
Thefluffiestguineapig: Again?
Dog_of_Myth: o7
Thefluffiestguineapig: o7
NimrodXIV: o7
BusTed:

TheBard240: uh oh
JinaMahavira: o7
empyreon: o7
lamina5432: o7
Kramburger: o7
ButButTheJesus:

Mr_Horrible: I only have a "t" if you don't abbreviate, I think I'm safe
xantos69: o7
WiJohn: o7
GasCityGaming: o7
Astramentha: o7
Mr_Horrible: o7
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Singenmeister: This stream went from 0-60 damn fast
Aceviru: o7
frank_the_great:
Safe 
ArtOfStuttering: o7
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vinewood_og: o7
e_bloc: o7
Veshnikard: o7
rosesmcgee:

KWardJenx: o7
shendaras:

The_Real_Chicky: o7
lochnessseammonster:
@saucemaster5000 
MWGNZ: o7
sorocoroto: o7
bytecaster: o7
spo8n: o7
frank_the_great: o7
foxherd3r: o7
silenceaux: o7
Forlorgen: o7
accountmadeforants: o7
CaptainSpam: o7
thatguysteve2709: Never punished
protocol_gamma: o7
7gorobei: o7
enbyKriss: Mountain King, the best dramatic score ever
gualdhar: wait he volunteered
spurius:

lochnessseammonster: o7
gibbousm: o7
30teracyte: \o/
gualdhar: HE WANTED IT
gualdhar: that's not right
Veshnikard: Sponsored stream no time to fuck around
Masslost: the purge light is really fun
Darleysam: Frosthaven devs: "give us your two noisiest boys!"
frank_the_great: Someone should edit the TLOU2 streams to be in Chronological order
Juliamon: gualdhar I would argue anyone who comes here willingly with the knowledge of it being possible "wants it"
Mr_Horrible: the return of Otaku Jeff's gremlin form?
bytecaster: @Darleysam "Also we really want an unhinged intro"
DudelidouX: Ben stop cooking babies
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon Or at least is on board with it
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mr_Horrible He has a non-gremlin form?
accountmadeforants: I just heard a superlative form of bee's dick: "cockroach's chuff"
accountmadeforants: Sorry, I had to share, but also not sorry
Dog_of_Myth: !sponsored
Thefluffiestguineapig: @accountmadeforants That's amazing holy shit
Juliamon: We have theoretically set up LRRbot to autopost the link
Aceviru: !sponsor
lochnessseammonster:

otakubox0: !sponsored
Juliamon: please hold while we test
Mr_Horrible: @Thefluffiestguineapig he's taken on a couple over Adam's various game history, although yeah he typically at least has the energy of one
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IsSecretlyPaul: <message deleted>woah frost haven is that like that metal gear game
rosesmcgee: Not just self worth, financial worth
KWardJenx: It works
gualdhar: well the devs better hope the game is fucking good
Rhynerd: just arrived, was there a sacrifice?
Earthenone: costs nothing to follow link and help lrr or wishlist to help devs
spo8n: !sponsoled
frank_the_great: It's going to be there, and when it gets there, it will be there
lamina5432: !sponsored
accountmadeforants: @Thefluffiestguineapig RIGHT?!
WiJohn: You know, if you ban more people we'll have more time to go check out a steam page rather than chatting
L0rdX33n: Big fan of the boardgame
Dog_of_Myth: o7
MWGNZ: o7
SnackPak_: o7
Juliamon: it's currently a mod-only command yall, chill
Kramburger: o7
Mr_Horrible:
happy to lose this game in the depths of my steam wishlist 
JinaMahavira: o7
spo8n: o7
kynelwynn: OhTacoHeffeh
SnackPak_: what about The Tooth?
NimrodXIV: O'Taco Jefe
Mr_Horrible: his nemesis: Otaku Geoff
OldUncleDan: A Taco Grande?
Juliamon: It works!
lochnessseammonster: smellvin
saucemaster5000: The starting classes in frosthaven are all pretty cool -- very distinct mechanics, all of them
MilkInBags: wait this is not lets nope
ArtOfStuttering: UNDEROATH FUCK YEAH
SnackPak_: blat blat Underoath
lochnessseammonster: put your hands together for jesus
ButButTheJesus: but but
BusTed:
@ButButTheJesus 
Thefluffiestguineapig: Perfect
e_bloc:

Kramburger: Oh no
MilkInBags: the what
BusTed: blat blat
Dog_of_Myth: Oh no
vinewood_og: The Charleston?
KWardJenx: planking?
lochnessseammonster: seriously
empyreon:

Mr_Horrible: Adam is correct here
Diabore: the fuck is le boo boos
ButButTheJesus: I only heard like yesterday
kynelwynn: I;d rather the anime horse girls
Juliamon: alright, lowered the command restrictions now that I know the bot's working right
MilkInBags: no one heard of that
Kramburger: Is that when a french person bumps their knee?
bytecaster: Oh, these things
Thefluffiestguineapig: Maybe a purge?
CastleOtranto: Labubu
NimrodXIV: we recently had a plague, what else do you want
enbyKriss:

underhill33: I've heard of them, I don't know what they are
niccus: yeah everyone gambles now!
lochnessseammonster: i only discovered it last week
ButButTheJesus: can confirm, have old
saucemaster5000: ew
frank_the_great: Go to the Winchester, have a pint, and wait for this to blow over
BusTed: labubus do not show up much in our circles
Rhynerd: tbf I didn’t hear of them until earlier this week.
vinewood_og: so pokemon
Nigouki: i have not heard of this, thankfully
NotCainNorAbel: first time I have heard of it
Mr_Horrible: afaik it's significantly less big in the west
Thefluffiestguineapig: So pokemon?
Despoiler98: and it will have the exact same market surge and crash
jadielady: I know some 40 year olds with them
SnackPak_: cool, I'll continue to ignore it
Rhynerd: or maybe late last week?
skintbint: hahahahaha love adam learning about labubu's, every time a pointless thing happens that doesnt need to exist, crosses adams path, it makes me so happy
WiJohn: In contrast with the regular, faceless rabbits
Thefluffiestguineapig: So as someone with back medicine not relevant to me?
Dog_of_Myth:

couchboyj: The Topics have remained Hot all these years
NimrodXIV: and Invader Zim
bobokiddo: labubus kind of reminds me of "where the wild things are"
BusTed: dang
SnackPak_: baby goths gotta grow up somewhere
Thefluffiestguineapig: It is something rad, but it's been rad
Masslost: so Labubu is the new funko pops oh boy
e_bloc: I saw a Torrid recently, of course Hot Topic is still around
enbyKriss: Labubu goes in the same creepy as Furby for me
OldUncleDan: I'd rather live like Gomez and Moritica.
GasCityGaming: THATS' what that song was talking about?!?!
Lobo_Apache: I... just got that reference
Thefluffiestguineapig: @enbyKriss Ah, so cursed, got it
MilkInBags: it's the scary part
Dog_of_Myth: Not a waste
lochnessseammonster: last time i went into a hot topic was to get a "The Man" shirt to be becky lynch for halloween
MilkInBags: dont play the early access game
MilkInBags: have fun
frank_the_great: It's always wild to me seeing Corpse Bride tattoos b/c I consider that a legit bad movie
enbyKriss: @Thefluffiestguineapig Oh 100%
Mr_Horrible: you're done with PoE for the season Adam you can leave efficiency behind
lochnessseammonster:
but podcast 
Veshnikard: Adam wants to go home early, nerd
jadielady: they look like monchichis but with sharp teeth
crashco17: Get the pixels out of my words stream
WiJohn: Crack that whip Adam!
Singenmeister: welcome to the Adam & Ben BuddyCast
MilkInBags: is the lets nope part of this to encounter bugs?
Mr_Horrible: one of you has to be the curmudgeon at any given moment
thesimbiote: Each week, someone has to be the responsible one, sadly
Thefluffiestguineapig: @lochnessseammonster For me it was to get a sleeveless shirt I wouldn't feel embarrassed wearing but also didn't care about for tattoos
MacbethSeemsSus: Unplug his controller and see how long it takes him to notice
Thefluffiestguineapig: No when they are sweating
Earthenone: pregnant bird, got it
TheMerricat: Split Fiction.
Forlorgen: They learned from GW birds sell models
Nigouki: "Your fetus is alight"
lochnessseammonster: @Thefluffiestguineapig hell yeah
e_bloc: arent we all
Juliamon: Last bonus stream was Valorant
JessieImproved: You glow because you're sweaty, been there
OldUncleDan: Phosphoresent?
MilkInBags: your insides are alive
kynelwynn: You're looking like a puppet fight
SquareDotCube: beaming (with gamma rays)
thesimbiote: "You're overflowing with 50% more blood"
skintbint: so wat da game about
ArtOfStuttering: "You are looking radioactive" Oh, so like a banana then? Jeez, thanks.
Mr_Horrible: "Girl you look radioactive today: you could facilitate great prosperity or great turmoil, but you're powering an entire city block either way"
MilkInBags: alright adam this is your chance
Fe1ix66: my brain is smooth, where did the link go to wishlist
Earthenone: !sponsored
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frank_the_great: Vaguely Eastern European
Thefluffiestguineapig: @enbyKriss For me it's in the same realm as being the person monitoring a couple of breeds waking up from anesthesia where I know they start screaming like they are having the souls of the damned sucked from their mouths. Profoundly cursed and I will never have it removed from my brain
MilkInBags: winter space marine!
KWardJenx: This stream could be Adam's audition to be one of the voices!
HadesLeprechaun: beeg lady
Nigouki: ah, so Bonus Is This Your Card
saucemaster5000: if it's the same dev team who did digital gloomhaven I'll absolutely vouch for these folks being on point for adding great features and adapting the board game real well
frank_the_great: He can be a death voice!
couchboyj: Well she has a spear with a banner on it, so she's the Bannerspear
WiJohn: @couchboyj She could be a Spearbanner
enbyKriss:
@Thefluffiestguineapig Descriptive, very fair 
Kramburger: Inspiration, and improvement?
couchboyj: @WiJohn Thats the Bizzaro world version. Banner is on the other end of the spear.
OldUncleDan:
This looks like such a blatant ripoff of Gloomhaven. 
ButButTheJesus: sponsored!
kynelwynn: Which part of the card are you, Ben?
Aceviru: Haha
MilkInBags: [radio voice] Locking in.
frank_the_great: Switch erasure
e_bloc: only on a sponsored stream
MWGNZ:

Kramburger: Oh nooo
comrade_cards: Happy pride
Thefluffiestguineapig: So this game is a candidate for Is this your Card
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rosesmcgee: Professionalism engaged
Thefluffiestguineapig: it is Gay Wrath now
thatguysteve2709: Is game woke?
lochnessseammonster: switches unite!
Juliamon: It's 2025, any publisher that sponsors a LRR stream knows what they're getting into
thesimbiote: Switch rep
JinaMahavira:

trebuchetboy:
Im alive once more 
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon Paul and Beej will have warned them
Kramburger: *Walks up to a queer couple* "So, which one of you is the action and whch one is the movement?"
MacbethSeemsSus: You walked 50 ft, good job!
saucemaster5000: he's not vaguely european????
MilkInBags: the recruit can....walk!
Mr_Horrible: most of them get stonewalled there
saucemaster5000: there we ago
Mr_Horrible: all is right again
Thefluffiestguineapig:
@trebuchetboy How was the shadow realm? And welcome back 
couchboyj: Guide Mentor has watched DnD actual plays, he knows how a door boss works.
MilkInBags: Hello recruit, most other recruits just ragequit and uninstall
crashco17: R u a top or bottom (ability user)
Mr_Horrible: so we went from brat to...?
gibbousm: tops and bottoms? I guess this is a PG-13 Stream
trebuchetboy: @Thefluffiestguineapig I had a snack waiting in the infinite darkness so not too bad
MilkInBags: did ben ever play gloomhaven
Mr_Horrible: we say that every week, Ben
Mr_Horrible: "MUTINY!"
MilkInBags:

crashco17: Thanks for killing me gg
MacbethSeemsSus: *Starts screaming in pain*
Thefluffiestguineapig: You will be heavily tutorialized
Mr_Horrible: "First advanced topic: Heal me"
kynelwynn: Guild Mentor is Slovakian
Mashamino: "You killed me!" "Good!"
GasCityGaming: If I ever make a game based in eastern europe I'm hiring Adam
OldUncleDan: Eastern European or just Strong Bad?
Nigouki: Imagine if Adam actually gets the job to voice the Guild Master for the final game
notpsion: looking forward to adam's career as a VA for this game
GasCityGaming: #HireAdam
Mai_Andra: Every player on the opposing team wears a glove explicitly for blocking the baseball.
MilkInBags: adam doesnt know but this is his voice acting trial
MilkInBags: they're watching
ladyjessica: agreed Adam is perfect for this voice acting role.
Earthenone: pincer movement has a nice incitive value
MilkInBags: welcome to Xhaven ben, it's a great game
couchboyj: You can choose to go slower
bytecaster: @Earthenone *suggestive eyebrow wiggle*
L0rdX33n: Sometimes you want a big initiative
Singenmeister: Did they ever give a name to Adam’s default voice character?
Mr_Horrible: Super Smash Bros Ranged Physical
Mr_Horrible: Super Smash Bros Healer
IsSecretlyPaul: Undertakersittingup.gif
Mr_Horrible: etc etc
NotCainNorAbel: roshambo you for it I go first
L0rdX33n: to go late in a turn and then early next turn
L0rdX33n: it’s like getting two turns in a row
saucemaster5000: if don't walk in every hex you break your mother's back
MilkInBags: well done! *gunshot*
Mr_Horrible: "Great job implementing the thing I told you about. Now I'm going to counter that thing."
kynelwynn: Some deck building
L0rdX33n: perks, like filing the low numbers off your dice
BrowneePointz: Adam’s default Eastern European character should be named Casimir or Laszlo
xantos69: Honestly... I kinda like not having to re-learn some whole new system. I just want to be able to pick up and play.
saucemaster5000: reading leads to bleeding
BrowneePointz: think it has the right amount of gremlin energy
crashco17: He did say get rdy
L0rdX33n: 8 damage is a lot
pleonasticTautology: hello!
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Kramburger: Lets not go down that path
Mr_Horrible: you can't assume your player is familiar with generalized video game language
saucemaster5000: I have still spent the most time playing "roller coaster tycoon 2"
Anubis169: makes sense
bytecaster: Ben lied to us, he can read after all!
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couchboyj: You get to pick when its a long rest
BrowneePointz: oh god I don’t wanna know how long I’ve spent on League and WoW
L0rdX33n: short rest, no heal lose random card. long rest, heal two, choose which card you lose, takes a whole turn
couchboyj: WoW has /played. It is a vile command, suited only for the mad.
L0rdX33n: big red X is lose
crashco17: >you played a video game for 2947 days congrats
BrowneePointz: @couchboyj I’d have to do that for like 20ish characters
SnackPak_:

ButButTheJesus: lewd
kynelwynn: Okay Wheeler
ArtOfStuttering: I'm not sure that first one was a death scream, Adam.
rosesmcgee: Take everything you learned from the last of us
Dog_of_Myth:

crashco17: I'm a bottttoom
BrowneePointz: that was a Soulsborne ass scream. 9/10
Darleysam: give a Dark Souls death message
couchboyj: @BrowneePointz Again, only if you're crazy
Joalni: Second one was excellent.
xantos69: Give me a good "I just got stabbed in the ribs" death scream.
Darleysam: "Zanzibart.. I have failed you..."
Mr_Horrible: good thing the Academy was watching, that's oscar material
saucemaster5000: oeueugh
Sethalidos: "tell my wife I have another wife."
frank_the_great: Apothecary Diaries is goated btw
Mr_Horrible: "Aw dangit"
Sethalidos: love Saint's Row
BrowneePointz: or the bloodborne aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Aceviru: Should've gotten guac with the tacos...*dies*
Kramburger: Classic looter scooter behaviour
crashco17: Tell the chumbawumbas that I hate them
kynelwynn: "Bury me with my money!"
Mr_Horrible: "I spent so much time worrying about those library late fees..."
saucemaster5000: sauerkraut rules
GasCityGaming: big true
Anubis169: seconded
pleonasticTautology: @kynelwynn thinking about 5-second films in 2025
Mr_Horrible: then you can have it all
accountmadeforants: Sauerkraut is indeed great
lochnessseammonster: hell yeah
BrowneePointz: I’m not a fan but I’m glad people enjoy it
OldUncleDan: Sauerkraut wasted on Hot Dogs. Far better for Brats.
Mr_Horrible: @pleonasticTautology ways to age me 5 years instantly
saucemaster5000: you mean LIBERTY CABBAGE
CastleOtranto: Dang, I want a hotdog with sauerkraut now
Mai_Andra: "Very demure. Very... <gasp> mindful..."
L0rdX33n: loot doesn’t go away normally, it just meant that you pick up loot automatically at the end of your turn
pleonasticTautology: @Mr_Horrible hi, i'm jon worley here with flip-a-baby
LightspeedSloth: Dying words “Live, Laugh, Like and Subscribe “
Dog_of_Myth: Enhance
Mr_Horrible: @pleonasticTautology "Jon I don't wanna drink anymore!"
RelwinEJ: It's only 830, what happened to the hour+ podcast?
crashco17: Is this baldurs gate 4
bytecaster: I feel like the traps would work better if they were, you know, hidden?
pleonasticTautology: @Mr_Horrible jhklb a nf. i DID find the welcome to chico music, btw. it's included in imovie lmao
Mashamino: the tutorial really likes throwing javelins
Mr_Horrible: @pleonasticTautology what a time to be alive
saucemaster5000: damn, that boy has to poop
crashco17: Is he a bottom or top ability user
Mr_Horrible: most VAs are hired for death screams, this one was hired for a Life Scream
Dog_of_Myth: Ben killing another dog.
saucemaster5000: jesus
SnackPak_:

BrowneePointz: for chat they’re generally called exertions
crashco17: Insertions are stronger
Mr_Horrible: "What if I turned this dog into vapor?"
BrowneePointz: Adam’s Death Scream is just the Moaning Frog
Mr_Horrible: full-round retaliate? RIPOSTE TOKENS???
bytecaster: Gotta keep the AI simple so humans can do it in the board game
HadesLeprechaun: had to be something that was at least *sort of* straightforward that it's not enormously time consuming to play it out in the board game
BrowneePointz: he yelled cuz it was a suppository
Mr_Horrible: maybe it tastes like his least favorite ice cream
shendaras: Orville
crashco17: Orson and wilbur
bytecaster:
Not the dog! 
Dalrint: So does this game turn scary or is it a nopeless bonus stream?
SquareDotCube: 500 cigarettes, that's worth 500,000 spoons!
mercano82: Orville, the ship is named after one of the Wright brothers.
mercano82: the show’s a pretty good Star Trek.
Mashamino: it's a loss, though
rosesmcgee: The Orville became a good trek show
saucemaster5000: it's a burn card yeah
xantos69: Do we drink the mind?
lamina5432: it is the second try
Mashamino: it had an X in the bottom right
BrowneePointz: Orville is fine but held back by being a Seth McFarlane show
crashco17: Careful there's a trap on nur foot
MacbethSeemsSus: Exactly where you need to be....in a bear trap.
saucemaster5000: yeh this is a new thing for frosthaven
Mashamino: oh! nice
Darleysam: sick, fun stream everyone!
tod_vom_himmel: Ds get degrees
The_Timo: Bendam
BrowneePointz: The Sour Krauts
Mazrae: Spoon haven?
Aceviru: Little alphas
Dog_of_Myth: LoudBois
thatguysteve2709: Otaku Jeff and the taco truck gang
PMAvers: Big Natural Beard Society
Mazrae: Spoop haven**
hedonistic_mushroom: Did I miss the podcast half?
mrjujubeans: ok Frazier
catcard: @hedonistic_mushroom no podcast, sponsored stream
Mr_Horrible: well well well if it isn't etc etc
xantos69: Of the New Hampsire blowjobs?
Kramburger: Yessssss
sgowell: #sponsored
BrowneePointz: well well well if it isn’t the Blowjob Brothers
Mazrae: Kefka
lochnessseammonster:

mercano82: Boneshaper’s ready!
ButButTheJesus: Booooneshaper is reaaadyyyyy
BrowneePointz: they REALLY like The Crow
Thefluffiestguineapig: Welp
Darleysam: ow my bones
rosesmcgee: Her potions are faygo
saucemaster5000: big fan of blinkblade
queercrafting_chonk: @xantos69 live free or die babeee no seatbelts, all head
kynelwynn: Deathwalker was my first job, I loved them
Juliamon: oh that's big Otaku Jeff energy, that little guy
Dog_of_Myth:

BrowneePointz: Gemini
Thefluffiestguineapig: Welp
rosesmcgee: They were Geminates!
BrowneePointz: Geminate
Voidhawk42: Complexity: Yes
L0rdX33n: blinkblade is a time ninja
mercano82: This is getting out of hand
Mashamino: oh cool, I don't think they had blinkblade or geminate in the demo I played, was it updated recently?
saucemaster5000: geminate is wild
L0rdX33n: Geminate is made of bugs
Mr_Horrible: looks like a hive consciousness thing
Thefluffiestguineapig: Two heads in one body?
hatboozeparty: They were made of fun
frank_the_great: I should call her
Darleysam: just like me fr fr
xantos69: Ok, this is kinda rad
Mr_Horrible: oh so they're like a Walking Swarm
DudelidouX: Yea that complexity would make for an interesting stream
Mashamino: I love harrowers
kynelwynn: I can't wait for the Gloomhaven RPG to finally come out
loufghyslaufey:
they are "The Blinky, the Blinky, & Geminate, Nate, Nate, Nate, N8! 
Mr_Horrible: I remember Gloomhaven having some pretty neat classes
ghizmou: that s a thinly veiled clown class
couchboyj: Geminate is super complicated
L0rdX33n: necromancer, spear maiden, jack of all trades, time ninja, two souls, and goth
Mr_Horrible: could also be a Bone Weapon type necromancer
BrowneePointz: Slaughterella
thatguysteve2709: Otaku Jeff's first love
kynelwynn: Goth plays Portal, it's fun
SquareDotCube: Thuggalo the Juggalo
ButButTheJesus:
@loufghyslaufey 
DakotaKobold: James Turner
BrowneePointz: Agnes
xantos69: How about Magnus?
BrowneePointz: the Magnet
L0rdX33n: Ferrous Bueller
mikemastafunk: Boneshaper, not Necromancer, big difference. One shapes bones, the other mances... necros...
saucemaster5000: @Mr_Horrible for frosthaven they dialed it up to 11 -- the classes are MUCH more complicated. Blinkblade for example is a stance char that has 4 options on cards instead of 2
comrade_cards: To be fair, nobody knows how magnets work
Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 oh goodness
Mashamino: ah yes, the "study" of plants CiGrip
KaleidoscopeMind: Oh i liked Thuggalot, like Lancelot
L0rdX33n: money not spent is thrown into the sea
saucemaster5000: untap is long rest yup
BrowneePointz: yea frosthaven the board game is envisioned as a full on sequel to gloomhaven
BrowneePointz: so they assume folks know the base rules, and went ham on the new stuff
saucemaster5000: yeh for better or worse frosthaven really assumes you have played gloomhaven
silenceaux: If there is no element, get an element?
kynelwynn: Think it had spend an element to generate another element
The_Timo: WLG
Mr_Horrible: Shortking
saucemaster5000: I think adam will like blinkblade (it's what I played)
Dog_of_Myth:

Aceviru: Haha
Mashamino: I play a blinkblade, they're pretty complex but fun once you get the hang of it
teaspoonC: Nailed it
ButButTheJesus: "RAWRXD"
lochnessseammonster:

rosesmcgee: Put some respect on that name
L0rdX33n: I had so much fun with the Blinkblade
TheAinMAP:

MacbethSeemsSus: Of the Hampton Arfarfs
xantos69: Oh, we boating?
BrowneePointz: FROST haven Adam lol
kynelwynn: City building baby
BrowneePointz: they’re a time rogue
Mashamino:

Mashamino: look how tiny!
BrowneePointz: WITH A SPEAK AND SPELL!?
kynelwynn: Prepared to get clowned
TheWriterAleph: woke up like this
xantos69: The concept of "Clown Species" is deeply not ok.
queercrafting_chonk: Clown husbandry gone too far
HadesLeprechaun: game changes encounters based on number of people in the party, so just 2 characters should be fine
e_bloc: quest: paint your face on an egg
GasCityGaming: So is your egg just like... cracked?
Mashamino: I love that battle goals are much more interesting in Frosthaven
queercrafting_chonk: ~just the two of us~ 🎶
HadesLeprechaun: Geralt: Winds howling....
calculated_uncertainties: too real
Mr_Horrible:
"It's difficult to make out-"
TheWriterAleph: "knees WEAK. arms are HEAVY."
Haroldholmes25: they said the thing
Darleysam:
not so frosty 
RelwinEJ: Have you boys considered voice acting yet? Adam has a good 'Dumbass' and we learned Ben can say 'Daddy' in a Gen Z sense.
FlargBlarg: so happy this is finally gonna be on steam - gloomhaven was 10x better digitally (for me at least)
WiJohn: Man you already broke the setting?!
BrowneePointz: rooeened gate
L0rdX33n: shit’s on fire yo
queercrafting_chonk: Hulking arms uwu
foopoiuyt: Well, if it's cold in frosthaven, fire's good right?
kynelwynn: Ben should be voicing a Substitute Teacher, chat, c'mon
ludusprime: Thuggalo and bigdog, this new ICP album sounds great
KaleidoscopeMind: the scariest animal is man
xantos69: "Well time to go home boys"
MacbethSeemsSus: Look out for snakes!
betweenmyself:
Look out! The creature has got it’s swole on and didn’t neglect leg day! 
L0rdX33n: You failed the travel check and didn’t arrive before the town burned down. Tough break.
saucemaster5000: what do we do big dog??? "the cow goes...mooo" ....thanks big dog
ludusprime: Thuggalo is gunna drop this clussy like a H-bomb
FlargBlarg: if it's stronger than anything *alive* it's a good thing you make skelly bois
kynelwynn: Note the summon hurts you
kynelwynn: two health to make the skele
FlargBlarg: it basically just gives them a free turn, yeah
saucemaster5000: it gives them an extra move and attack
hatboozeparty: The base move/attack speed and you control it
foopoiuyt: Base move and base attack probably
Mashamino: it's +0 using their base stats
couchboyj: Yes
saucemaster5000: pretty close
lochnessseammonster:

EricTheOrange: Just got here. Chat, is this a digital version of a board game or digital only?
L0rdX33n: every turn you can spend time or not
kynelwynn: Cards do different thigns depending on if you're in a Fast or Slow "stance"
L0rdX33n: start with two time
Dog_of_Myth: Digital version of a board game @EricTheOrange
The_Timo: 7?! Where you going bud
saucemaster5000: basically, blinkblade works like this -- you choose "fast or slow" for the round -- fast costs a charge, slow gives you a charge, and each chooses a side of the cards to use
L0rdX33n: spend time to fast
L0rdX33n: gain time by being slow
RelwinEJ: Excited to see if this measures up to Gloomhaven digital.
FlargBlarg: woahhhh that class has a lot of modality
Mashamino: fast is usually better but costs a time token, slow recovers a token
FlargBlarg: that seems very fun
kynelwynn: Your spending Time to be in Fast "stance", you ern Time by being in slow
Mashamino: you have 1 token to start, so you can go fast if you want
L0rdX33n: I think you start with at least one time
L0rdX33n: yeah
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shendaras: Were those both the tops of the cards?
The_Timo: not 2 tops tho
9 raiders from Corthlan have joined!
RelwinEJ: Is this Ben's first go at an x-Haven game? If so, then prepare to mess up what you think you're doing for the next about... ever of playing the game.
saucemaster5000: which is why this class is also a healer
couchboyj: Either order
FlargBlarg: so right now the priest might kill your summon right after you summon
saucemaster5000: keep in mind the top of "cascading reaction" is a burn card
RelwinEJ: Big discussion is the way
FlargBlarg: you getting shot is actually fine, since it stops the skelly from just getting instantly deleted
RelwinEJ: Big guy playing small guy, contrast.
FlargBlarg: you getting shot is actually fine, since it stops the skelly from just getting instantly deleted
FlargBlarg: whoops sorry sent the same thing
FlargBlarg:
dumb up arrow 
saucemaster5000: ding dong
RelwinEJ: Hello? W
MacbethSeemsSus: *Bangs door* Did you name your character Thuggalo?!?
RelwinEJ: We're Frosthaven people, we have dillybars.
baneless27: !frosthaven
saucemaster5000: a lot of ben's cards are burns, just to notice
FlargBlarg: yeah - the split is usually awkward. in gloomhaven just having *any* attack on the bottom makes it a really good bottom half
Mashamino: summons move right before your turn
Mashamino: well, move and attack, I should say
FlargBlarg: yeah, so a typical pattern with summons is summon late in the turn, then next turn go fast so the summons get a hit off before they take one
saucemaster5000: if you change to "quick" the initiatives change
Mashamino: blinkblade usually likes to do the same thing: move slow from safety into combat, then fast and kill them before they go
hatboozeparty:
The loot tough 
FlargBlarg: @Mashamino mhm, initiative shenanigans are some of the best parts of the havens imo
Mashamino: nuclear terrain!
saucemaster5000: DIFFICUT TERRAIN
FlargBlarg: oh no the skelly sniped the quest haha
FlargBlarg: i just realized
Mr_Horrible: wait, idiot? *Looks down* oh no
saucemaster5000: oh lmao yeh the skelly sniped the quest ha!
hatboozeparty: Skeletons don't have pockets in this universe
ArkhamArchivist: skelly kill stole
Sethalidos: @hatboozeparty In what universe do they?
saucemaster5000: it means they get an extra turn basically
FlargBlarg: ben out here promoting skelly puffs cereal
FlargBlarg: high in calcium
itsr67: :hand:
itsr67: ✋
Mr_Horrible: if you're Haven Gloom problems I feel bad for you, son
Mr_Horrible: I got 99 problems and they are all improbable encounter downsides
FlargBlarg: i got 99 problems and initiative is all of them
bytecaster:
This is indeed making me wanna play Gloomhaven 
hatboozeparty:
@Sethalidos In all the universes they wear pants. 
knightWarrior82: frosthaven sooo scary lol
LostThePirate: XD
Mashamino:

itsr67: Lmfao
Mr_Horrible: 1 gold per ARF
knightWarrior82: I’m sorry just trying to funny
hatboozeparty: That ghost has more style than some main characters
FlargBlarg: yeah, looting is nuts - enemies scale with your level but not your gear, so gear is the best
kynelwynn: Thuggalo needs plants for their quest!
saucemaster5000: frosthaven also adds crafting so looting is extra useful
itira: Evening gamers
Mashamino: Thuggalo loots a little itty bitty little drip of faygo
FlargBlarg: the strongest beings *alive*, so clearly weaker than the skellies
NotCainNorAbel: flesh wound
drcthulu: someone quote that
ludusprime: murder hatchet girls, running with the clussy
7gorobei: cant get a flesh wound if you have no flesh
saucemaster5000: that is a burn card of course
drcthulu: "Give me a cup of that Inok's piss" Adam
lamina5432: anyone think we'll get a third one in a few years?
FlargBlarg: @lamina5432 the franchise is beloved and wildly profitable, so yeah I think so
Mashamino: I think there was an option to skip poisoning yourself? not sure
saucemaster5000: well... unfortunatel frosthaven did quite get the same level of acclaim, I do believe isaac childres said he wants to focus on other things for a bit
saucemaster5000: did not quite
noSmokeFire: "we're not DONE?" -the Gloomhaven experience
kynelwynn: Spend hand then Long Rest
lamina5432: I could see it coming back in 5-10 years for a third a lot of people haven't even played all tthe way through gloomhaven
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noSmokeFire: @lamina5432 they're working on a Gloomhaven TTRPG, and they've done a couple of small projects, but I'd expect them to wait for the current economic situation to settle down before committing to making anything
bytecaster: Only do a top thing if you are comfortable with it though!
couchboyj: You generally want to rest only when empty handed to get as much back as possible
Aceviru: Excuse you, ARF ARF
hatboozeparty:
Only opening the door, whats the worst that can happen 
saucemaster5000: "just opening a door" -- person who has never played a haven game....
Mashamino: yeah, opening a door is one of the scariest things you can do, honestly
FlargBlarg: black torched skeletons is definitely in Thuggalo's search history
BrowneePointz: an unrecognizable language….so French
The_Timo: at the least they'll soak up damage
saucemaster5000: surely the boneshaper can deal with being boned
couchboyj: I just realized bigdogArfArf is basically a Tonberry
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DaFhaye: Hello all
Aceviru: o/
Kaaosa: it's the buttocks brothers
saucemaster5000: boneshaper is kinda a response to summons being a lil stinky in the last game -- really tries to buff them
Kaaosa: respectfully
itira: is each one a cheek of a collective butt?
Mashamino: ideally you want to wait until you're out of cards, but it can be worth resting early sometimes
DaFhaye: I have only seen UIs of this game and I'm already in love with it
saucemaster5000: @itira what if... you walk between them?
itira: @saucemaster5000 its a long walk down a dark tunnel
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saucemaster5000: 1st games of a new class in these are information overload
The_Timo: this is your last
saucemaster5000: it was a burn
FlargBlarg: holy shit even for a burn that's nuts
saucemaster5000: I mean yeah it's a really good burn
Mashamino: it's real strong, unless it gets wasted on 1 damage
The_Timo: Do your boots put you in front of your summons? ... lol that'd be interesting
Thefluffiestguineapig: You just misunderstood it slightly
Thefluffiestguineapig: I think it could be recovered?
DaFhaye: This feels like a lot of information
FlargBlarg: @The_Timo no, but instead they let you change when your summons go, which is also strong
FlargBlarg: since summons always go just before you do
saucemaster5000: can you move through the guard?
Mr_Horrible:
whaddya mean we? I was on break 
seanmrwick: this game looks fun!
saucemaster5000: we were following your decrees horrible!
Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 well that was your first mistake
seanmrwick: I'm guessing this game in particular is a turn-based game I would assume
MWGNZ: o7
saucemaster5000: "protect as many city guards AS POSSIBLE"
Mr_Horrible: technically speaking they *did*, but...
saucemaster5000: not possible brother
FlargBlarg: hit and run passive
The_Timo: you gained 3 moive after attacks
saucemaster5000: you can hit for base 2
FlargBlarg: you can still stab him if you want
DaFhaye: @saucemaster5000 So survival isn't necessary
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HadesLeprechaun: I don't mind complicated board games (I love TI3 and 4), but this board game is just complicated enough that I feel like this video game interpretation just smooths out so many of the cumbersome aspects
FlargBlarg: @HadesLeprechaun that was my feeling with gloomhaven - the board game campaign was great but the digital version playing in a third the time was incredible
lamina5432: you need a table to leave it out on
saucemaster5000: ngl frosthaven had so many new elements that muddied the board game, I think itdefinitely will be better digital
seanmrwick: there's a board game of this?
noSmokeFire: as many issues as digital gloomhaven has, I can't imagine doing all that set up
DaFhaye: I didn't know this was a boardgame
RayFK: Look at these good #sponsored boys
SquareDotCube: just don't eat the berries along the road
Thefluffiestguineapig: The box is a nightmare as an LGS employee
KWardJenx: Genuinely my favorite Long Game LRR's done to date.
DaFhaye: I will check out the vod at somepoint
drcthulu: Adam kinda looks like he was taking a nap
barbmitzvah: I feel positively about this stream in a general sense
shendaras: I've enjoyed most of the long games. Maybe not Risk so much, though.
FlargBlarg: long game has been peak lrr content for me. pandemic was a banger
foopoiuyt: I'm torn between pulling out frosthaven that I haven't started yet or waiting for the digital one
The_Timo: and behind them is 2 doors
saucemaster5000: opening a door is the most dangerous thing in gloomhaven
Mashamino: yeah, the difference in difficulty on some maps is WILD
GasCityGaming: !sponsored
Mr_Horrible: oh, bugger, I didn't do that through the link
CaptainSpam: I have never finished a game of Risk.
lamina5432: agreed
saucemaster5000: rick, monopoly, munchkin
Thefluffiestguineapig: Correct
Mashamino: Risk Legacy was fun to watch, though
NotCainNorAbel: I'll take risk over monopoly
MacbethSeemsSus: Guys you're interneting wrong. You're supposed to have "discovered" this game and not explain how you got an early access copy.
FlargBlarg: risk is stinky, but risk legacy is much better than base risk (even though it's ultimately still risk)
itsr67:

Mashamino: o7
saucemaster5000: goodbye
Thefluffiestguineapig: RSVP o7
HadesLeprechaun: I think it has a tiny step up over Monopoly and Munchkin, but not much and there's a thousand better board game now so I'd never pick it willingly
The_Timo: does it go to discard or are all summons burns?
FlargBlarg: @The_Timo not sure in frosthaven, but in gloonhaven they're all burns.
itsr67: deleted
FlargBlarg: so i think the summon from discard is acceleration rather than being extra resources or anything. but accel is still good
itira: oh no i missed something earlier didnt i
Mashamino: big dog found a stick!
itsr67: p7
Darleysam: the Hatchet Man From Jackie Chan's Drunken Master 2
itsr67: pee seven
DoctorHutch: my favorite was the Music Note
itira: parne7s
saucemaster5000: you had a summon
pipshardfour: a summon yeah
FlargBlarg: the cthulu face was my fave. played it from 3 to 9 and loved every map
ContingentCat: that's very you
drcthulu: Didn't everyone complain about Heather's character doing not good damage when she would do really high damage
DoctorHutch: funnily, cause Jaws of the Lion has a character called the Hatchet
Thefluffiestguineapig: She would atomize them
Saintmichael316: like any fighter before level 5 in DnD
saucemaster5000: I never got to play tinkerer cause everyone told us they were bad....
ContingentCat: that's our heather for you
noSmokeFire: I think the problem with tinker is that it doesn't grow as fast or as far as other characters. at low levels having a gun and a bandaid is good!
comrade_cards: Reddit *hated* the tinkerer back in the day and poisoned everyone against it
saucemaster5000: my blinkblade char was named "samsung galaxian"
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh is Adam basically running the 3e busted samurai movement system? With the flurry of blows where successful hit means another movement to hit?
shendaras: I don't know if he has to do any damage. It's just after every attack he gets to move.
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Mashamino: each "line" is its own attack action, I believe?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ah, so closer to the initial 5e monk system
The_Timo: killing is just preemptive healing
Thefluffiestguineapig: @The_Timo Didn't Adam say that during his home stream initial Lies of P run?
Mashamino: it's push 3
The_Timo: @Thefluffiestguineapig I mean it's been a thing for a while, I've been saying it for ages, curious where it came from
BrowneePointz: no adam
FlargBlarg: oh man I didn't realize hit and run was gonna be so cracked for looting
BrowneePointz: it's FULLmetal
BrowneePointz: Alchemist
saucemaster5000: yippee
FlargBlarg: this class seems great
ArkhamArchivist: Movement Speed best stat
itira: peem?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Adam needs the schmoovement
BrowneePointz: Like....peem my pants?
foxherd3r: peak???
saucemaster5000: you could go invisible in a door and no one could get through
DaFhaye: I'm sorry. What do the kids say?
GasCityGaming: Is the boardgame and videogame experience pretty 1-1?
Mr_Horrible: it's like yeag
DoctorHutch: i remeber being a cork, blocking a doorway while invisible to keep back a bunch of enemies
HadesLeprechaun: yes
The_Timo: Like it's 2 letters above peak?
saucemaster5000: @GasCityGaming minus a half hour of setup and takedown yeah
Mr_Horrible: that's some MMO behavior right there
FlargBlarg: it ironically made some of the most fragile classes the absolute best tanks
HadesLeprechaun: they have directly ported the game rules into the video game, I think the Gloomhaven one even allows you to set basically some 'house rules'?
BrowneePointz: It's more Accessible
Thefluffiestguineapig: Root online is SO GOOD
DaFhaye: Isn't that the same for all digital board games
saucemaster5000: I do hope we get digital "arcs"
BrowneePointz: Ben GM'ing a Root TTRPG Dice Friends when?
BrowneePointz: *big eyes emoji*
BrowneePointz: *really really big eyes emoji*
Thefluffiestguineapig: Easier access to all the expansions, better accessibility for tutorializing
mulligan2six: With the rise of AI waifus, Australians will soon be able to root digitally too
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePointz There is a super easy way to turn it into a Redwall setting as well
Mr_Horrible: @mulligan2six strictly speaking they could do that already, it just involved chatrooms or video calls
Kramburger: @mulligan2six Mate...
The_Timo: restart round is an option lol
The_Timo: Restart round is quick
Mr_Horrible: I wouldn't, and then be immediately ejected from the venue
xantos69: An undo button? Game of the year?
noSmokeFire: rewinds the planet to its last rotation around the sun
HadesLeprechaun: they thought of it!
MacbethSeemsSus: Man they patched that quick
Mr_Horrible: "nvm game's perfect, no sideboarding, run it back"
KWardJenx: You heard it here: "The game's perfect."
Darleysam: then you'd come back because you forgot your phone
Thefluffiestguineapig: Looting with summons is a good feature
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HadesLeprechaun: gonna Restart Round every time I don't draw the x2 damage card or draw the Miss card
silenceaux: I enjoy the text that the summon does not attempt to keep the loot
saucemaster5000: nyeeeom
Thefluffiestguineapig: @silenceaux I would be worried when it dies/demanifests that it would cause the loot to despawn as well
Thefluffiestguineapig: Wheeeeeeeee
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FlargBlarg: curse stacking was insane in gloomhaven. my favorite thing to do
Thefluffiestguineapig: M'gunken
e_bloc: gunk king
mulligan2six: @Thefluffiestguineapig The famous Star Wars line. Mgunky!
SquareDotCube: it's not gunk, it's congealed faygo
Kramburger: Heather is a fickle entity
saucemaster5000: LMAOOOOO
The_Timo: Had to make fun of his speed
Mashamino: "Run from me, will ya!"
silenceaux: Ranged attack double damage Yeesh
Mr_Horrible: good lord
HadesLeprechaun: it would definitely help you play more effectively as your character, very unhelpful for how to run the rest of the game, of which there is a lot, lol
saucemaster5000: it's push 3
saucemaster5000: not poison
saucemaster5000: you cannot get ye flask
silenceaux: They soaked damage
kynelwynn: City guards are like, Move 0, attack 2 or 3 and that's it. they're like.. bad turrets
The_Timo: that one guy got a hit in, he'll be remembered
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Mashamino: Clap
Mashamino:

The_Timo: fair
DaFhaye: Are we the baddies?
Mr_Horrible: "Your Honor, my client objects to the label 'murderer', he'd rather be called a population control specialist"
MacbethSeemsSus: Cool, free soot!
DaFhaye: That sure is a lot of words
BrowneePointz: oh god she's scottish
BrowneePointz: RUN
itira: ouch my fingies
Pharmacistjudge: This make Frosthaven feel like the Darkest Dungeon Hamlet
MacbethSeemsSus: This accent is...traveling
itira: ^
Pharmacistjudge: "Welcome home, such as it is. This squalid hamlet, these corrupted lands, they are yours now, and you are bound to them. This sprawling estate, a Mecca of madness and morbidity."
The_Timo: it's fantasy land, accents don't mean a thing lol
Thefluffiestguineapig:
@The_Timo Especially not consistent ones 
noSmokeFire: you can't prove master chief isn't a locked class
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: what are you talking about, there's a plank of wood right over there
Darleysam: I mean, real people also have mixed accents
kynelwynn: Plank of wood? how can you tell
BusTed: time to hit the sack
Mashamino: we were sleep-fighting
ButButTheJesus: my eeps are all bad!
HadesLeprechaun: if LRR could find a way to play the board game Freelancers on stream, that would be incredible. D&D-ish board game with a great narrated app
ButButTheJesus: Adam over here, having good eeps, not being tired during the day
rosesmcgee: Getting the voice actor might be tough
Mashamino: that... may be difficult now
itira:

HorusFive: Make Beej proud by flogging the Patreon and the Store. You know that
Pharmacistjudge: The match is struck. A blazing star is born!
fimbulvetr27: RIP Wayne June
crashco17: R u sonning, win?
ghyllnox: The background cackle made that
KWardJenx: Yes! More of this, please.
noSmokeFire: all the starting classes are super cool
magical_writer: Multiplayer sounds like it would be sweet
noSmokeFire: drifter is mega flexible
kynelwynn: Deathwalker makes portals
kynelwynn: And then attacks through them
Mashamino: they make shadow hexes and do weird stuff with them
itira: i love this character design so much
Thefluffiestguineapig: So are you a version of Nightcrawler?
BrowneePointz: You would not believe your eyes, this guy's 10 million Fireflies @LoadingReadyRun
noSmokeFire: geminate's gimmick is that you have two decks you have to alternate between
Thefluffiestguineapig: The double tentacle face is deeply creepy and original and I love it
kynelwynn: Geminate is an alternate between melee and ranged sort
couchboyj: Geminate has two hands for two forms, ranged and melee, and constantly swaps back and forth
shendaras:

NotCainNorAbel:
500
Programmerman1: !sponsored
Thefluffiestguineapig: I did the thing!
KWardJenx: I did my part!
DaFhaye: It's easy and harmless
lamina5432: unfortunate already wish listed it before today
DaFhaye: Like we all don't have 200 things on our wishlist already. One more won't hurt
BusTed:

frank_the_great: (Smugly) I wishlisted it
itira:

Mr_Horrible: what are the plus frames on those castles?
itira: you look like you got some sun Adam
magresta: hes radiant and glowing
empyreon: BAYYYYBEEE
MungoDude: sounded a bit like Bohemian Like You by the Dandy Warhols
KWardJenx: Seal would NOT approve
drcthulu: Kiss from a rose by seal?
Thefluffiestguineapig: That just makes me think of W+P now because of that one game
Mr_Horrible: is it an expansion of the previous game, or just the newest iteration?
Aceviru: Popper Pog
goombalax: Paupertrol
bytecaster: Maybe rares were a mistake
Aceviru: Ouphe, yeah
Thefluffiestguineapig: Me neither
Mr_Horrible: it is a bad program, but players acclimated
drcthulu: He's just got Stockholm Syndrome
Mr_Horrible: such is the way of things
plundypops: nah mtgo has updated and still feels like a 20+year old program
frank_the_great: I used to play on cockatrice, lol. Now, that was bad
Morrigan9: win 95 called for mtgo, wants the ui back
goombalax: plague broke out here 5 years ago
e_bloc: isn't every new set just an update for pauper
Mr_Horrible: magic is also just a pretty damn hard thing to digitize
Pharmacistjudge: 4 player draft, pick 2 cards each time
BusTed: Eeeyyy
itira: heeelll yeah
xantos69: Oh we are back?
shendaras:

Mr_Horrible: I love Book
JinaMahavira:

HorusFive: MOAR BOOK
KWardJenx: Nice!
GasCityGaming: book!
itira:

bytecaster: Book book book
Programmerman1: 📖
e_bloc: hell yeah brother
VrolikSyndrome: <message deleted>IT WAS ME
Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm so fucking excited
HorusFive:

BusTed:

VrolikSyndrome: <message deleted>I SAID IT
Mr_Horrible: "Lookin' huge, Brother"
VrolikSyndrome: <message deleted>HE ADMITS IT
KWardJenx: It
MWGNZ:

Pharmacistjudge: Adam...you are huge
lamina5432: means your smart
xantos69: To be fair... Some people like a big head
itira:

foxherd3r: i have a big head i get it
VrolikSyndrome: <message deleted>I am a bit of a dumbass
DaFhaye: <message deleted>Adam. You are big
Aceviru: "oh, it's bigger than I thought"
itira: *hides*
Transmuted_Elf: woot, 100% need to get you time in a lighthouse so you can write your own.
HorusFive: Look- that's what the OF is for Adam
saucemaster5000: okay
MrSarkhan:

gualdhar: STOP TELLING HIM BEN
Mr_Horrible: wow, they're just roasting him in ambicross
Thefluffiestguineapig: hehehehehehehehehehe
shendaras:
?
magresta: so true
rosesmcgee: we put the social in parasocial
BusTed:

Mr_Horrible: o7
empyreon:

lamina5432: o7
e_bloc: stop ruining my parasocial relationship
itomeshi: We've had it too good for too long.
Aceviru: o7
hyperialguard: Terror belting from the mountaintop
Mr_Horrible: wait that *will* be my weekend? What if I wanna do something different?
DaFhaye: <message deleted>Thank you for streaming that
macintose: o7
Kaaosa: i have gloomhaven so y'all will never play it
DaFhaye: <message deleted>I look forward to trying it out
TheAinMAP:

KWardJenx: Loved this stream. Thanks so much!
Mr_Horrible: I will defend itsr
itira: Damb
saucemaster5000: get him
itsr67: 👈
Mr_Horrible: vrolik, eh
lamina5432: gnight
xPreparedx: <message deleted>Who is the guy in the hat?
itira: poor vrolik
Mr_Horrible: entering that on every government form
magresta: nice hat ben
MWGNZ: o7
itsr67: d a m n
Mr_Horrible: goddamn dude
MacbethSeemsSus: o7
Aceviru: BigBenARFARF
DaFhaye: <message deleted>You okay
JinaMahavira: o7
saucemaster5000: damb
xantos69: o7
Thefluffiestguineapig: o7
HorusFive: Adams in a MOOOOOOD
MrSarkhan: o7
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KWardJenx: Going out as we came in
Aceviru: o7
rosesmcgee: !sponsored btw
lochnessseammonster:
thanks for the stream 
Mr_Horrible: he's got that 6-shooter and ammo's on sale
HorusFive: He doesn't mean it
itira: thanks for the streeeeam! Have a good night everyone!
DaFhaye: <message deleted>Banned forever
DaFhaye: <message deleted>Bet
MacbethSeemsSus: Adam's got a quota to go through
DaFhaye: <message deleted>You won't
empyreon:

lochnessseammonster:

ContingentCat: thanks lads
KWardJenx: Still in the penalty box at the start of the next period
Mr_Horrible: it's like something that's in exile when its owner concedes, they're just lost forever
itsr67: LMFAO
Mr_Horrible: thanks for the show, lads
Thefluffiestguineapig: That was a very good show
HorusFive: More evidence that Adam cannot be trusted with the Ban Hammer. He will use it for evil (humor)
Thefluffiestguineapig:
Everyone on the next stream would think something was broken 
DaFhaye: worth it
Juliamon:

DaFhaye: Yeah I waited
Juliamon: o7
DaFhaye: o7
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