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TXC2: the internet is bad games talking to other bad games
Simriel: Praise be to Lester
letsbelgo: I am a lester reconstructionist
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TehAmelie: Lesterday, all my Ruben seemed so far away
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SquareDotCube: only if they'll allow us to celebrate Mortar Day
WearingCats_CwC: Flippers?
Metric_Furlong: ha, wings, because they're birds
RocknGrohlNerd: not all garbage time is penguin time
lirazel64: Sitting in the flippers.
Foxmar320: oh
jessicaengle:
warpstonewarlock: good start
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DigitalSeahorse: mmmmmmmmmm
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jessicaengle: something something coco deez nuts
DoodlestheGreat: I'm coocoo for coconuts.
bytecaster: The menu is already pretty demo project core
Gekyouryuu: The opposite of Bonfire, if we go by the French, is malice
epsilon_vee: coconut, crazy in the
sethtriggs: A realistic coconut? Is this not realistic?
bytecaster: Love the blocky shadows
jessicaengle: Relaxing
DigitalSeahorse:
maybe put some lime in the coconut 
phoenixletmeuseadashd: but hey, scoring by doing nothing
An_Owl_At_What: Is there...gameplay?
Metric_Furlong: ah
SpacePotato01: wait
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TXC2: do we put lime in ourselves ?
PotatoWraiths: this is amazing.
TheMerricat: Look at that score just going up
letsbelgo: score going up!
LordManiMani: 10/10
DigitalSeahorse: heheheh
RAICx: You're a coconut! Goal achieved! Game over!
letsbelgo: Winning
DoodlestheGreat: Rackin' up the score!
phoenixletmeuseadashd: if I see googly eyes I am out
niccus: what are you waiting for? grow!
ValTheDrake: very accurate so far
Dromos_GHG: perfect, no notes
MikeSmith: Hello fellow humans. Are we all ready for the top quality entertainment programming projects presented today?
bytecaster: Our score is increasing!
warpstonewarlock: "I don't know what I expected."
epsilon_vee: gameplay
public_key_reveal_party: I really don't know what I expected
Jethrain: number go up!
TXC2: @pleonasticTautology Thanks for the gift sub! thank you so much !
Foxmar320: Its accurate
KeytarCat: This looks like Rock Simulator
selarom: Game of the year contender honestly
SpacePotato01: look at the score
lightfut: I feel like we did this before?
accountmadeforants: Wow, that's nuts
BrowneePointz: You know part of me is slightly surprised y'all haven't done Goat Simulator 3 yet
public_key_reveal_party: Number go up
Ladyrhea: This is a thing to tab into
GDwarble:
This would've been hilarious 15 years ago 
Drasvin: A coconut with the husk already removed.
pleonasticTautology: @TXC2 of course :3
SeaDiegoFC: Number go up indeed
jessicaengle: Here comes power, pleasure and pain
KeytarCat: You continue to *be a coconut*
bytecaster: "Don't get cracked open"
notthepenguins: the score going up with time implies there is something that would stop you from existing
MTigress: congrats, you're coconut-ing
TXC2:
pleonasticTautology 
letsbelgo: @GDwarble its hilarious now
DigitalSeahorse: 6?
SpacePotato01: speedrun it
public_key_reveal_party: Everyone get hyped for the score hitting 69
Critterbot: That's not what a coconut looks like. That's what you find inside of a coconut fruit. Which is a drupe, not a nut, btw.
Rhynerd: to be fair, there was a tumbleweed simulator with a surprising amount of control and aliens
bytecaster: Nice!
Steelwolf171: You must BE the coconut
warpstonewarlock: nice
TehAmelie: seems a lot like Mountain, but i have to say it's more like it's trying to be a game rather than committing to the concept
KV1NN4: this is amazing (babe, I can see your face right now)
Foxmar320: This reminds me of Placid Plastic Duck Simulator
TomfooleryFox: score is equal to time endured as a coconut
TXC2: greatest game in the world, just BE a coconut
KeytarCat: ooh, I bet the tide's going to come in!
DigitalSeahorse: chill game
The_Potato_Cat: I've just come in and if this isn't called I Am Coconut I'm going to be sad
terribleplan: is this that banana steam store grift game?
PotatoWraiths: good joke 10/10
An_Owl_At_What: Hahahahahaha
sethtriggs: Ah. Ha ha.
bytecaster: Okay, this is great!
pleonasticTautology: HAH
3PlayerPolitics: LOL
MTigress: hahahah
notthepenguins: INCREDIBLE no notes
accountmadeforants:
DoodlestheGreat: Okay, this wins.
sethtriggs: Hahaha
Foxmar320: Flawless
selarom: LMAOOOO
Brozard: wow
TXC2: GOTY
Master_Gunner: y'know what, perfect game.
jessicaengle: Very good.
ValTheDrake: fair
Drasvin: Well then
TheAinMAP: What if it becomes time for coconut crab?
Dromos_GHG: excellent
RAICx: Fucking perfect!
Chesul: the score carries over, nice!
Steelwolf171: Perfection
PotatoWraiths: PERFECT
An_Owl_At_What: Beautiful game.
Metric_Furlong: 11/10, GOTY
TXC2: fund it
Foxmar320: A+ game no notes
LordManiMani: 11/10. Cinematic and compelling
RocknGrohlNerd:
but also 
TehAmelie: okay that's good concept art
LunarJade: thank you!
Brozard: clip that
public_key_reveal_party: If this was free, this is actually great
sethtriggs: Well played
epsilon_vee: bravo
DigitalSeahorse: hahahhahhahahahha
jessicaengle: Game good.
Rhynerd: oh, this mode kept the score from last run
niccus: are you growing?
Simriel: I looked away for a second
Simriel: what happened?
selarom: Is there DLC?
Dromos_GHG: good joke programmer
Critterbot:
Okay game...okay, you got us. 
Foxmar320: This is worth a $1
bytecaster: I got a laugh! Worth a dollar every time
public_key_reveal_party: Fair, I'll give them that
kainboa: Perfect game, no notes!
phoenixletmeuseadashd: I blinked and missed it
3PlayerPolitics: nice
SpacePotato01: It didn't overstay its welcome
Foxloaf124: I wonder if Kieth Richards will make an appearance
lirazel64: Sweet game.
TXC2: thank you Heather
lightfut: Oh yeah, we've totally done this before. Maybe not on this stream
Sacrenos: Ok, that 1 dollar was a dollar paid for a good giggle
Simriel: Did No5thing Happen because we are a coconut?
3PlayerPolitics: yes
TomfooleryFox: yes
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TomfooleryFox: absolutely
TXC2: Simriel yeap, that's the joke
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Oh boy got here just in time
DoodlestheGreat: I should gift that to some friends. And a couple enemies.
KeytarCat: @Simriel Realistic mode has you see through the coconut's eyes. (it has no eyes)
WearingCats_CwC: Planet 55?
Keab42: I love Alex's braces/suspenders
TehAmelie:
we are plantains now? 
Astra7525: What happened to the 54 previous panetas?
Foxmar320: Did the building not load in
3PlayerPolitics: Muse?!
sethtriggs: This looks promising
DoodlestheGreat: Well, that's certainly a look.
TXC2: feel like we've seen these assets before
Critterbot: Banger alert!
An_Owl_At_What: I'm getting Jesus in the Matrix vibes from this
PotatoWraiths: oh good a lookie-shootie
selarom: What in the doom
SkylerRingtail: @An_Owl_At_What I was just about to say!
Foxmar320: Story!
RocknGrohlNerd:
planeta means planet in czech, if anyone needed to know
OldUncleDan: And then the Fire Hex attacked.
KeytarCat: The last metroid is in captivity...
bytecaster: Of course
Foxmar320: More clothes than expected
Critterbot: Yeah, par for the course so far.
Sacrenos: That is not what I expected the protagonist to look like
sethtriggs: Oh looks like someone went to the Daz3D store, that's cool
Astra7525: off to a good start...
jessicaengle:
TehAmelie: maybe this is the VR thing the Commander gets trapped in in XCom 2
sethtriggs: Are those ports on her torso?
PotatoWraiths: that isn't the *worst* outfit
TheAinMAP:
DoodlestheGreat: Aura? Konosuba's looking rather strange.
public_key_reveal_party: Remember internet explorer? This is what she looks like now, feel old yet?
ArcadeEngineer: I SUGGESTED THIS ONE
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BrowneePointz: This must be that famous Farmer I've heard of
letsbelgo: the guitar wasn't even in time
bytecaster: Oh, it's a little guy!
Foxmar320: We punch good
sethtriggs: I wanna get shoulder hoops like those.
OldUncleDan: Honestly, I was expecting a really bad Irish accent to come from this guy.
ArcadeEngineer: i still have the email, the pitch was just 'the guy who made gentlemoon went on to make a ridiculous looking fps'
Brozard: Are we Akihiko?
Bruceski: Was that a raspberry sound effect?
public_key_reveal_party: Oh
PotatoWraiths: aw man I wanted to be sword woman
public_key_reveal_party: Music over
BrowneePointz: oh no, the ground speed is ass
Rhynerd: and your dash has a music sting
Keab42: Is that a Guntana?
DigitalSeahorse: punching bloody demons and shooting them
sethtriggs: I am really surprised you don't get to play as Blue Waifu
TomfooleryFox: are we princess hotbod or captain fighty
bytecaster: Spacepug!
Foxmar320: Doggo!
3PlayerPolitics: dogge
TehAmelie: yeah the fakeout player character was unexpected
sethtriggs: You can't pet the Spacepug?
TXC2: Spug
TomfooleryFox: oh captain fighty ok
baltimore_667083: woof
drdudeman: Far cry blood dragon vibes but not as self aware
Inari_Kitsune: Wrinkle pup
DigitalSeahorse: pugly
notthepenguins: too hard to animate @sethtriggs
Bruceski: Are the wristband gems reflecting light?
bytecaster: Fuse into us?!?
jessicaengle: wrankle doug
DigitalSeahorse: puggly
sethtriggs: Oh boo
Foxloaf124: shoot dog
TXC2:
most games shouldn't have crafting systems, yet they do 
PotatoWraiths: thank you Word Document on the wall
public_key_reveal_party: Most games should not have crafting systems but that rarely stops them
DigitalSeahorse: bootan
OldUncleDan: But pancakes!
TomfooleryFox: God don’t you just hate the after blood cloud
DoodlestheGreat: I mean, it looks like a lot of it was assembled from whatever wacky stuff the asset store featured, but you can't say it's missing any originality design wise.
jessicaengle: Pamcakes pls?
sethtriggs: I find the red mist to be a strangely different resolution than the rest of the environment and that's throwing me off.
Foxloaf124: can you ads?
TehAmelie: this is trying to do something more than shooter_game_asset_flip.exe, i'll say that much
Foxmar320:
TehAmelie: maybe not much more but
sethtriggs: @TehAmelie Yeah I think I can see what they're trying to do here, and it seems like there is effort
TXC2: lawnmower man vibes
bytecaster: I have never played Daikatana, but this feels Daikatana to me
SquareDotCube: Very Rise of the Robots
TheMerricat: It is very plastic looking.
lunaniq: This does look like one of those fake videogames that would be in TV shows
PotatoWraiths: they used all the textures available to them
KV1NN4: huh... yeah... meshy
JadedCynic: yeah, there was like 8minutes
electra310: This game was commissioned by Hungry Jack in 1998.
letsbelgo: crash bandicoot in the bed with real girls
KeytarCat: what's the alt fire on the AR?
niccus: oh, like tekwar and system shock hacking
DigitalSeahorse: speaking of pancakes, from batter in the in the microwave, tastes alright if you watch it closely enough stop and start for small increments
SquareDotCube: Beast Wars!
public_key_reveal_party: This is the 90's with better reflections and a couple more polygons
notthepenguins: yes, exactly
Bruceski: Reboot-ish
northos:
no Graham, Mindseye came out this year 
50keyz: the minds eye was great
Foxmar320: Yeah early CG had a look to it and this is it
OldUncleDan: Kinda similar to Lawnmower Man.
sethtriggs: Oh yeah this feels just like those CG cartoons from back in the day
queerlystudley: Reminds me of Reboot.
Nigouki: This is early 2000s video card box aesthetic
Sliibee: Me too
sethtriggs: Would be nice if you could get a different An Enemy
50keyz: i liked the fish and the bird one
50keyz: and the watermelon sappy song
Sliibee: Speaking of Mindseye, wouldn't that be a pile of hot garbage to play
public_key_reveal_party: @nigouki oh my god you are so right
selarom: The gun sounds like someone hitting a trashcan with a piece of wood
sethtriggs: That...that was an interesting resurrection screen
Nigouki: I bet you can find an ATI Rage card with that lady on the box
letsbelgo: new fetish unlocked
50keyz:
@Nigouki 
TXC2: letsbelgo yes....new...
sethtriggs: @Nigouki This game feels like it would also work just as well if you copypastaed Unity-Chan into it.
Firewhiskers: I like how the enemies walk on top on each other to get to you
macbody2: colour palette is certainly a choice.
KeytarCat: It's not punchy enough, but it has a lot of good aspects
ramonaviking: Killing Floor 4 sure don't look good
letsbelgo:
@TXC2 
Anaerin: Why are you beating a metal trashcan?
TehAmelie: call it Gun Dream, get sued by Yukito Kishiro
Chesul: The tiny bit of echo on the gunshot really makes it sound wrong.
BrowneePointz: Dream of a Gun sounds like an Arthouse film
TheMerricat: The pan was next to the 'cooking' station I believe. On the ground.
bytecaster: I don't know if I like this new heartless design
sethtriggs: Maybe the gun sounds were recorded down a hallway
macbody2: also floors entirely made of moire is kinda cool...
Diabore: anyone else getting laser tag flashbacks with this scenery?
TehAmelie: haha it is a laser tag simulator
sethtriggs: @Diabore It's colored like a Double Dare set
PotatoWraiths: I love that the enemies trip over the stairs
The_Potato_Cat: This whole level reminds me of a child's soft play area
public_key_reveal_party: This new cooking mama is sure going in a new direction
Elucca: this could kinda have a vibe, if it was more good instead if bad
KeytarCat: Can you airdash?
JadedCynic:
yeah, it's a great example of the expression "just because you CAN, doesn't mean you SHOULD"
BrowneePointz: yea this feels like what we thought Laser Tag Arenas at a Discovery Zone looked like as a kid
Anaerin: *moves syrup bottle towards and away from camera*
3PlayerPolitics: true yeah
TXC2: I miss laser tag
DigitalSeahorse:
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: ah, the smell of sweat and cheap pizza
JessieImproved: This would have been fire to play in with friends at like 12
sethtriggs: The colors actually remind me of some architectural design aesthetics from the late 90s too where sometimes you'd get buildings with these bold primary colors.
bytecaster: Maybe pan is only available on New Game+
SquareDotCube: One day we'll have LRR Laser Tag
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: LasLRR Tag
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Atarra: are we sure this is garbage? pretty sick yo
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Foxmar320: Never been to a laser tag arena but I can imagine the smell
public_key_reveal_party: "boss"
TehAmelie: would the see-through walls be glass that reflects the lasers randomly?
3PlayerPolitics: sucsass
sethtriggs: Whaaaa a different color! I like this now
Rhynerd: it’s almost like somebody started making a retro sci-fi soundtrack and then figured “what if I used this for a game instead?” and almost entirely forgot to add actual sound effects.
sethtriggs: Don't Dead Open Inside
northos:
oh I love that doctor who episode 
Firewhiskers: That gun like you is going to come back in style.
notthepenguins: is there a blink button
DoodlestheGreat: This McDonalds Play Place has REALLY run down.
public_key_reveal_party: This game is at least trying, I'll give it that
Foxmar320: How much do you need I got time
Anaerin: Khorne's Playplace?
Foxloaf124: Forget Ultrakill this is Moderateinjury
sethtriggs: Jump scare?
notthepenguins: oh are you in the dead-zone?
PotatoWraiths: "please take a number"
TehAmelie: is Aura speaking words inside our eyes?
Bassios: But the blood is supposed to be on the INSIDE of my me, not outside!
sethtriggs: There we go
3PlayerPolitics: OOF
Foxmar320: Did we died
Anaerin: Do you have to shoot the blobs?
pleonasticTautology: criminy
DigitalSeahorse: uh
jessicaengle:
DoodlestheGreat: @public_key_reveal_party Yeah. I mean, it's certainly playing better than a lot of recent AAA releases.
3PlayerPolitics: he so lithe and wiggly
sethtriggs: I swear it looked like her legs were clipped into one another.
TXC2: I DON'T BELIEVE YOU!
notthepenguins: you entered the dead dimension
Bassios: God that guitar tone is painful
MikoKisai: the fact that you say it doesn't matter makes me think it matters even mroe than before
sethtriggs: She is the random entity what dispenses our missions I guess
notthepenguins: im sure it's fine that there was a mysterious hangup for reviving you
JessieImproved: Yeah waiting for this to turn into System Shock 2, where's the flesh hall
OldUncleDan: This is all so she can get you to make a stack of pancakes for her.
DigitalSeahorse: "Game needs story." "Ok."
selarom: MORE BUTTONS
macbody2: soundtrack is fire tho.
Foxmar320: Are we in a early CG laser tag fun house?
macbody2: for short amounts of time.
bytecaster: We someone needed to justify the hot lady
bytecaster: *somehow
TehAmelie: i'm 25% on she does have a secret agenda
Steelwolf171: I wouldn't be surprised if this was all a halucination and you've just been merking mallrats at the local shopping center
sethtriggs: THose are sick looking jukeboxes though
Chesul: Because they're red buttons, so the blue girl can't press them. I guess?
PotatoWraiths: LOL
Marvoleath: @Foxmar320 yes, minus the "fun" part
DigitalSeahorse: xD
public_key_reveal_party: What is pushing buttons but making precision melee attacks?
vinewood_og: Was this game written by Jake Peralta?
DigitalSeahorse:
doh!
3PlayerPolitics: lol nice @vinewood_og
sethtriggs: whaaa
TehAmelie: what if IHOP had laser tag?
DigitalSeahorse:
Anaerin: As a treat?
DigitalSeahorse: lucky doggo
TXC2: vinewood_og we would have better character names if that was the case
notthepenguins: unless there's something in them they can't have, yeah
JessieImproved: I mean, my dog would disappear a pancake
electra310: Not chocolate chip pancakes
Chesul: Yeah, dogs can have pancakes.
Redbassist: Bacon pancakes
DigitalSeahorse: not chocolate chip pancakes
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Megaparsec256: feels like some kind of "good ending path"? but we'll see
TehAmelie: or wait, is this the Interdimensional House of Pancakes from The Good Place?
notthepenguins: just dont put chocolate chips or onions or whatever in there
Bassios: I used to give my rats tiny little rattie pancakes
Atarra: you gotta knock all the blood out
TehAmelie: better look out for the time knife
RocknGrohlNerd: if cat can haz cheezburgers, dog can haz pancakes
sethtriggs: It hasn't crashed yet or clipped you out of bounds; this is a win so far
DigitalSeahorse: it's a bit tinny
brieandbacon: Gameplay described as: extant
niccus: it is a functional sensory stew
HorusFive:
Is it true? Am I here for Garbage Day
Chesul: Orbitz? why are they calling a drink?
DigitalSeahorse: the orbitz
DigitalSeahorse: yeah why a drink
sethtriggs: OH yeah we can get some cheap tickets that way
Gekyouryuu: Was this perhaps a school project?
TXC2: HorusFive you are here indeed for garbage
Anaerin: Would you like some more.... PANCAKES?
sethtriggs: If this were a school project I'd give it an A
JessieImproved: Yeah this would be a great school project
DigitalSeahorse: Ontario had it
TehAmelie: we had Orbitz in Sweden
PotatoWraiths: you're bleeding hexagons
ArcadeEngineer: don't think so this person's been making games for a decade or so
OldUncleDan: We had Orbitz in Minnesota as well.
ArcadeEngineer: this seems to be by far the most ambitious though
Laserbeaks_Fury: Rock a bye Baby
sethtriggs: Do you actually get armor in this game?
Firewhiskers: This is what happens to every hunter come deer season
TXC2:
any one else keep thinking the grids on the walls are ladders?
jessicaengle: We had Orbitz in Missouri too
Greyah: For a gun with this kinda fire rate those clipozines are way too smol.
KeytarCat: They staggered, but didn't die for a while
jessicaengle: I don't remember what it tasted like, but I remember liking it as smol child
DigitalSeahorse: lol
PotatoWraiths: @TXC2 mee
sethtriggs: @TXC2 Me, I do
brieandbacon: There are five lights
bytecaster: We are back in the don't blink blood dimension
Crad0k: THERE ARE... three lights?
Bassios: There are four lights!
OldUncleDan: There are THREE LIGHTS!
DaSunao: I was wondering why he kept reloading so much, I didn't notice the ammo counter
TehAmelie: plot twist: we are the demons
115 raiders from Seabats have joined!
brieandbacon: Thanks for sharing my braincell, chat!
sethtriggs: I love how superfluously this guy is animated.
PotatoWraiths: Johnathan Violence prepared for a lot of violence
TXC2: hello raiders!
accountmadeforants:
JinaMahavira:
BusTed:
Mr_Horrible:
Ferisar: ah the perfect transition
Jethrain: oh god the ammo pickup noises doppler shift when you dash
jessicaengle:
Hello Stinky Weirdos!
DigitalSeahorse: a tad loud again
e_bloc:
public_key_reveal_party: Are the music tracks playing over each other? Welcome raiders, you picked a bad time
Atarra:
can't hear you over all the sick beats and violence
baltimore_667083: hi raiders!
SpacePotato01: This is profoundly nauseating.
Kentosaurus: why does he walk so slow
thatguysteve2709: What movie
Mr_Horrible: this isn't even "We have DOOM at home" this is "We have DOOM buried in the garage in a bin somewhere"
sethtriggs: Didn't that happen in Prayer Warriors?
PotatoWraiths: this looks like it was made in Bryce3D
DaSunao: Is it set in California? Because your clipazines seem tiny
Mr_Horrible: love to listen to the music of *checks notes* "Muck Girdin"
LPS_97: we're def. in a CSI episode
Invitare: when you soundtrack is so good you play two of then at the same time
e_bloc: at first glance, this seems more polished than most W+P games
sethtriggs: He's wee
TehAmelie: maybe you could turn down the game audio a bit? this is getting chaotic
Mr_Horrible: suddenly tits
e_bloc: a polished turd I suppose
bytecaster: Sorry, seachats, no giant lady in this one
Simriel: A sweet karate sword?
OldUncleDan: And she wants pancakes.
JessieImproved: Giant Lady eat tiny man
sethtriggs: Does she stick us in her top to carry us around or something, do we ride around on her or something? Reminds me of Inch High Private Eye
bytecaster: This is what 20 years in IT turns you int
bytecaster: *into
Foxmar320: Thats just what IT guys look like now
pleonasticTautology: he wants to kill because he was forced to upgrade to win11
KeytarCat: Is there an ammo count behind Alex?
public_key_reveal_party: I mean, this was what most of my time in IT looked like
Mr_Horrible: tfw you're ripped from your email job into what an 80's tv writer thought a computer game looked like
BusTed:
GDwarble: The perils of getting a protagonist from central casting
Bassios: Those drums are so bad, they hurt my soul
ranoras: The red hair is really giving Fifth Element vibes
e_bloc: it's Doom 2025, starring Joe from accounting
Marvoleath: This sure has soundtrack
sethtriggs: Are the drums on the 1s and 3s?
Firewhiskers: When you hire a discount port house to make your Reboot game
Mr_Horrible: @e_bloc DOOM: The Dork Ages
Bassios: They're machine-gunning so bad. Could they not afford a better drum VST?
PotatoWraiths: @Bassios one unit of beat
GDwarble: The zoom-in on sprint is ridiculous
TXC2: IT people either look like this, or they're a furry
DigitalSeahorse: can we get volume down on music again?
PotatoWraiths: Beats by Drrrrr
Anaerin: We have Mark from Accounting noodling on distorted guitar, accompanied by General Meedey on Drums!
e_bloc: I didn't even clock this as a boss fight
PotatoWraiths: ooh! the guitar did a thing
sethtriggs: Imagine air guitarring to this.
3PlayerPolitics: this is absurdly wonderful
BrowneePointz: okay so this music is fucking awful and is just repeating between a move of Major 5, Major 4, Minor 1
lirazel64: I wonder if this music is copyright protected?
Kentosaurus: drum machine blood fued: magic card or metal band?
sethtriggs: I like how ambitiously bad this is.
LPS_97: I dont know why the boss looks like a bionicle
Rhynerd: their first album was just the band name.
sethtriggs: But there is gameplay!
KeytarCat: Drum Machine Blood Feud is actually a sick band name
Firewhiskers: I feel like Blue Man Droop jumps at you from the same place every time
Anubis169: Brakka brakka brakka brakka
Bearudite: this is metal made in ableton poorly
Anaerin: I've heard better from SunoAI
Gaelan_Maestro: i think i had this fever dream before
Laserbeaks_Fury: I'm your biggest fan, I'll follow you until you love me
Rhynerd: all following albums start with “and”
Atarra: how much HP does that dude have?
Jethrain: all the sound effects dopplering is really messing with me
DigitalSeahorse: they weren't kidding about hurting
JessieImproved: The audio is an utter assault on the senses
Angnor33: The entire soundtrack is diagetic and created by the monsters.
LPS_97: that is some Destiny level of bullet sponge
Megaparsec256: really wish there was like a healthbar or anything
Atarra: this will be the soundtrack to my nightmares
brieandbacon: Bouba
Firewhiskers: This is like a Monster Hunter game where it takes 20 minutes to kill a boss
Laserbeaks_Fury: yup
selarom: Hes got some hops
JessieImproved: eat him, end the misery
TXC2:
Angnor33 that would at least be interesting
e_bloc: yes
letsbelgo: not really, use the heel of your hand
sethtriggs: Honestly surprised this kill screen doesn't come with an epilepsy warning.
notthepenguins: it makes my pinky very unhappy yes
jessicaengle: wut?
Laserbeaks_Fury: CTRL is like the first key I have to rebind
Bruceski: I tend to remap ctrl on any game
KeytarCat: The jump zips right to you...
Bearudite: can we shoot the green lamp things?
letsbelgo: Don't use your pinky!
Rhynerd: did the menu indicate you’d get any further guns?
sethtriggs: It feels like it'd be more impactful if they had the words fading in and out slowly.
gualdhar: I hit it with the side of my palm
TehAmelie: thanks for checkin the audio!
notthepenguins: the heel of my hand is not a precision button pressing instrment
jessicaengle: @letsbelgo What do you recommend?
Bruceski: Slightly better than games that use WASD to move and then expect you to hit ZXC
pleonasticTautology: @letsbelgo the pinky is for the shift key, everyone knows that
letsbelgo: @jessicaengle The heel of your hand that is right over it
BrowneePointz: at least I THINK it's in A minor?
DigitalSeahorse: maybe try heal of hand like I saw someone suggest
TehAmelie: this soundscape sure needs to be kept in check
Bearudite: looking desperately for game design here
sethtriggs: There are no actual accessories to help you in this game are there?
letsbelgo: @pleonasticTautology word
BrowneePointz: and then it does this weird modulation that....hurts my brain as a musician
DaSunao: I think I have larger than average hands and my pinkies are crooked slightly outwards, so control key isn't an issue for me?
Bassios: This music feels like metal produced by someone with only the vaguest idea of what metal sounds like
jessicaengle: Hmmm. I'll try that. ty
notthepenguins: if i can move the heel of my hand over the ctrl key effectively my hand is probably not well placed to wasd
BrowneePointz: but MOSTLY it's just F major, C major, A minor ad infinitum
bytecaster: So better or worse than coconut?
public_key_reveal_party: Like, this is bland and weird, but it is trying
sethtriggs: It does count as a game as you can lose
GDwarble: The flashing text on the game over screen is fun, because I know what they're *trying* to do, but they absolutely do not know how to do it
Atarra: this is very much a game
ScrapyardGhostTrain: The heel of my hand is three inches off the keyboard if my fingers are on WASD. There is no way its pressing any button whatsoever.
DigitalSeahorse: gotta give them originality
Elucca: early 2000s GPU box woman is very disappointed in you
Gekyouryuu: No, see, they removed all indicators. It's Game De-Sign
JadedCynic: LCtrl is not great with WASD, but LAlt is worse -Lshift and CapsLock and Tab are better modifier keys
Marvoleath: The corridor partially closing for the green guys was an aftertaste of a game design
sethtriggs: OK it's poorly balanced so you WILL lose
BrowneePointz:
no cyanoid is that capsule what assassins break between their teeth
Mr_Horrible: I'm definitely "sigh annoyed" at this, it's true
7gorobei: sigh-annoyed?
ArcOfTheConclave: as a vertical slice of gameplay this isn't that unreasonable
Kentosaurus: @Elucca lol
Bearudite: CMYKaniod
Mr_Horrible:
maestrith: Cyan-Noid
GDwarble: I'm wondering if the lady is supposed to be a Pinocchio reference, blue fairy and such, but I feel like I might be giving them too much credit
KeytarCat: it feels like the jump can be dodged if you move while it's moving toward you. Which is, you know, super simple and easy /s
TXC2: when a daddy cyborg and a mommy android love each other...
StewartRWyatt: There is game design. in much the same way that filming two fighting teenagers on a phone is cinematography.
Chesul: He's red, not Cyan.
LPS_97: if we weren't so goddamn slow
brieandbacon: We're playing a solenoid?
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TehAmelie: the BSOD has sword arms and it's coming for you
lightfut: Gameplay does be existing, yes
Boopity: @BrowneePointz I think by figuring this out, you've already put far more thought into this than the composer ever did
Kasran: squeaky bedframe boss sounds
sethtriggs: Does the player character have cinder blocks strapped to his feet?
Anubis169: It's like a robot, but with a cyan paint job
niccus: what's your p organ in this game
Laserbeaks_Fury: Liza Pea
Boopity: I suppose it's about time for the Lies of P clones to roll around
notthepenguins: Reach Real Boy Status Through Violence
Megaparsec256: i suspect this is more likely to be riffing on the matrix
TehAmelie: this mod really puts the "pee" in Lies of P
BrowneePointz: @Boopity I'm a lifelong musician, my brain is hardwired for this
Anaerin: Cyanoid, like Cyanide, but a robot.
epsilon_vee: as a cyanide,
ArcadeEngineer: at point i find myself thinking 'aw man i shouldn't have suggested this it's bad to play'
kusinohki: meows
LPS_97: they move like a WW1 tank
Gekyouryuu: Blessed with suck vs Cursed with awesome
brieandbacon: Toxic
e_bloc: accidentally bit into the cyanoid capulse
sethtriggs: Frankly I am surprised the game isn't actually knocking me sick
Anubis169: Thus spake the prophet of Steacysm
Bassios: "It's possible to survive this, but not unchanged"
gualdhar: Robots: not even once
pleonasticTautology: so a cyanoid is half robot, half almond?
Mr_Horrible: you know that warning label exists because someone tried it and then filed suit
BrowneePointz: Don't Dead, Robot Inside
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Poison = venom = toxin. They all mean the same thing.
sethtriggs: You're Winner!
TehAmelie: new idea, this is what videogames are like in Murderbot
Marvoleath: "Phase two"
Bruceski: Take a knee, mate
PotatoWraiths: SIR
Gekyouryuu: Do not ingest, even in jest
pleonasticTautology: wait if he's blue housepaint
brieandbacon: Seppukk-blue?
pleonasticTautology: does that mean he's x-treme blue?
Zandivya: Game not to be taken internally
LPS_97: name drop
Mr_Horrible: man, V2 will just take *ANY* job while Hakita's working on part 3, huh?
Invitare: Planeta
Mr_Horrible:
bytecaster: Title drop
StewartRWyatt: They said the thing
sethtriggs: Whole lot of numbers here
Dog_of_Myth:
Kentosaurus: oh is it a master chief & cortana ripoff?
Foxmar320: Gun!
GDwarble: "This is our gun planet"
Melfina__:
3PlayerPolitics: Gun.
GDwarble: "Where we keep our guns"
Boopity:
e_bloc: that looked so tedious
Mr_Horrible: it sucks but in a profoundly earnest way
brieandbacon: It's like Treasure lanet, but chock full of gun
Mr_Horrible: which we can appreciate
public_key_reveal_party: This is in the category of almost so bad it's good
DigitalSeahorse: I hope there's softer music on this planet
Anaerin: What if a gun shop, but an entire planet?
pleonasticTautology: artifact — equipment — gun
OldUncleDan: I'm at GUN!
Megaparsec256: hey you can say this for this game: it has reasonable checkpointing
gualdhar: this game screams "I get my aesthetics from the Blue Man Metalcore Group and nowhere else"
Anaerin: So much edge.
TehAmelie: you know the fictional shows in Murderbot? i think this is a game they'd make up for an episode of Sanctuary Moon
pleonasticTautology: @OldUncleDan why are you buying soup at the gun store
sethtriggs: Well okay LOL big talk from a guy who barely escapes many battles
e_bloc: it didnt even strike me as a boss fight, just some random bullet sponge enemy
bytecaster: I mean, we rarely get voice acting this competent
kusinohki: then you have to visit the bullet planet to load your guns.... it's quite the ordeal
MTigress: do they sell guns at the gun planet 7-11?
selarom: Honestly "Please stand in my way" is a bar
Bassios: They're trying. The dev is *definitely* trying. I'm not sure *what* they're trying, but they're definitely trying it.
vinewood_og: Serious Sam 2077
StewartRWyatt: Okay, "the more, the better" bugs me as a writing fauxpas way more than it should
Mr_Horrible: @OldUncleDan Why are you buying PLOT... at the GUN PLANET???
notthepenguins: the complete lack of expression combined with the voice acting trying is such a thing
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Foxloaf124: every time I look at the screen I'm pretty sure you're even slower
Jethrain: oh hey it's rhulk
niccus: if i were high enough you can convince me this is as good as devil may cry
DoodlestheGreat: This game is so earnest.
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: you know what this looks like, a game they'd fight on Reboot
CaptainSpam: "I am so ANGRY! And EDGY! I am SO popular right now, here in the 2000s where it obviously still is!"
Laserbeaks_Fury: Yeah, I was thinking that self impalement thing the last boss did was very Pyramid Head coded
sethtriggs: I feel like if one is trash talking they should move faster than 0.5km/h
doctor_spacheman: What is the Reboot hell is this?
Kentosaurus: is there a walk/run key that we accidentally toggled?
LordZarano: Tetrahedron Helmet
bytecaster: @doctor_spacheman "Incoming game"
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Anaerin: Can you hold down that "dash" button
DigitalSeahorse:
@bytecaster
Laserbeaks_Fury: OMG Yes, THIS is a game they have to play in Reboot
northos: @Foxloaf124 lol can you imagine the level of dev trolling if they made it so every time you dash it permanently reduces your move speed by a tiny amount?
LPS_97: this is def Mainframe studios aesthetic
a_tapes: why is movement in thie game like that(tm)
TehAmelie: whoa, you have a sprint AND a dash?
StewartRWyatt: This dash is like the worst part of a roller coaster, but every 0.5 seconds
sethtriggs: Oh I see what happened, they replaced his cerebrospinal fluid with maple syrup.
CaptainSpam: Turns out they're actually running at 200km/h or so, it's just that everything's really really huge.
TehAmelie: weren't we promised new guns?
Megaparsec256: there's definitely a headshot-stagger mechanic
Gaelan_Maestro: there is to many colours going on right now XD
Bassios: You never get high on your own supply
brieandbacon: So uncivilised
Anaerin: Guardians of the Gunlaxy?
DigitalSeahorse: feels like we're the user fighting Reboot characters that aren't heroes
Foxloaf124: @northos I'm not convinced that's not what's already happening
Boopity: It would be weird to use the thing you're supposed to be guarding to be fair
HorusFive: Can't use your product. Don't make profit that way
KeytarCat: This is like the Halo 6 run: Same speed as basic movement in previous games
e_bloc: instead of loading screens, they just made the protag walk so slowly that things can load while he's walking to them
northos: oh I don't like it
notthepenguins: smog
Bruceski: Those who guard the guns must be vigilant, lest they become the guns.
brieandbacon: That is mesmerising
Dog_of_Myth:
MTigress: teehee
3PlayerPolitics: hm?
TehAmelie: i don't get it :x
TXC2: I'll take your word for it
kimmibeans:
Oh hey, it's garbage die! Hi
Anaerin: Yes, Guinness isn't carbonated, it's Nitrogenated.
chaostreader: I missed it.
brieandbacon: That's how it works?!
Simriel: Funnier! FUNNIER!
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sethtriggs: We are having fun aren't we
gualdhar: Guinness is made with Nitrogen gas
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: I'm getting the feeling the crosshair is a lie and there isn't any bullet spread at all
Bearudite: Monochrome Guinness is my Irish Trad Blackmetal band
Simriel: Now we have a clip about doing clips
Foxmar320: Note that I approve W+P clips lol
sethtriggs: Yay An Enemy returns
RocknGrohlNerd: good joke on my LRR streams ? no wayyy
Foxloaf124: Did you guys play the brazillian drug dealer 3 game?
Anaerin: You got ganged up on.
Simriel: Now can we have a clip about the clip about doing clips? Get real deep in the meta
notthepenguins: they did @foxloaf124
StewartRWyatt: SargyGuiness
sethtriggs: I'm glad there's items in this game now
Rhynerd: @foxloaf124 graham played the whole thing last W+P
Foxloaf124: excellent
DigitalSeahorse: SargE Benis?
Rhynerd: shoot ‘em right in the capirotes
DigitalSeahorse: #BENIS
brieandbacon: Is that also where their piss is?
TehAmelie: the best part is, you can use a lot of "dickhead" jokes for one-liners
Foxmar320: Learned that in school
Bruceski: @brieandbacon That's the red stuff flying out.
Bassios: From the Steam page: "Planeta 55 is a horror-themed fast action sci-fi FPS." That is a GODDAMN lie! This isn't fast paced at all!
pleonasticTautology: i WISH pee was stored in the balls
Laserbeaks_Fury: The Ballchinians
Bearudite: why do they keep the sargybinboys in the floor
Simriel: I got hit in the dick and both balls at the same time with a LARP sword a couple of weeks ago
JadedCynic: Peter Griffin: "Hiss...whoo...hiss...whoo..."
BrowneePointz: Opportuni PEE Graham
Simriel: A fuckin partner of mine did it too XD
sethtriggs: Wow they take a lot of your health
pleonasticTautology: if pee were stored in the balls then why did getting an orchi make me piss more (it's all the baja blast)
Foxmar320: @Simriel Im sorry for your loss
TheMerricat: didn't we have a shotgun too?
RocknGrohlNerd:
@JadedCynic
thatguysteve2709: It's a pistol
TXC2: Simriel so you're a ghost now ?
Anaerin: GI Managazines? So your guns are loaded from the Gastro-Intestinal tract?
sethtriggs: @Simriel yeowch
TehAmelie: i'm not sure the dash even makes you go net faster
Simriel: @Foxmar320 I just lay on the ground going "How did you hit EVERYTHING!!!" at her for 5 minutes
iris_of_ether:
RIP your dick and balls 
BrindleBoar: the whole package
Foxmar320: @Simriel NAT 20
Anaerin: Crotch Shots are *never* "Light"
sethtriggs: THis is at least still an "A" student project
OldUncleDan: Who needs health when you have GUN!
iris_of_ether: Confirmed crit
Simriel: She aimed at my thigh, I dodged, the sword just slapped EVERYTHING
BrowneePointz: Okay I mean this in the most slightly derogatory way possible, whoever made this music is probably a Pantera fan
sethtriggs: @Anaerin OH yeah I once took a lacrosse ball to the groin, never fun.
public_key_reveal_party:
BrowneePointz: It's like Tool Fans
Bearudite: like
BrowneePointz: you know what I mean
TXC2:
I took a hit the groin from a football during a match, in front of the girl I had a crush on, never talked to her again after that
Anaerin: PAntera Fan (Derogatory)
Bearudite: its not complimentary
Bassios: OH. It is. Phil Anselmo is a horrible person
Foxmar320: Incurable
sethtriggs: LOL
BrowneePointz:
as someone who loves Tools music
Kentosaurus: only slightly
sethtriggs: "Everyone will remember this."
JadedCynic:
@BrowneePointz boom (but not good, not bad, just a fact)
Marvoleath: I've heard walking alone can treat it
sethtriggs: Hey wait how is that outfit attached to her chest?
bytecaster: It's nice when the waifu helps with combat
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: was that your limit break?
Simriel:
@TXC2 I was nailed BY a person I have a crush on!
StewartRWyatt: Boy that was really cool. I wish there was *any* space or context for it
gualdhar: @sethtriggs glue
Jethrain: i'm praying that cutscene means checkpoint
OldUncleDan: It's a carapice.
notthepenguins: i think this is the death dimension
OldUncleDan: carapace?
TXC2:
Simriel that could mean they like you
sethtriggs: So we're expecting a jump scare right?
DandyGeek: hi folks, what's today's current experiment? it looks...like a thing
TehAmelie: i don't know anything about Pantera but i get a feeling if that band is your one key musical influence it's unlikely to lead to great art
sethtriggs: We need like a Jerry Lewis noise when it happens
brieandbacon: Is this that Windows maz screensaver?
public_key_reveal_party: I would like to live in the surreal for a couple months at least
thatguysteve2709: That hurt my eyes
Foxloaf124: I can sprint faster than this and I promise you I am *not* in good shape
GDwarble:
Oh, it's am I Saw the TV Glow spinoff
Megaparsec256: it's because aura killed them so they didn't turn into blood for the blood god, probably
TehAmelie: flunge!
bytecaster: Lets hope jump dashing doesn't become important in some unholy platforming section
Foxmar320: @DandyGeek Can confirm a thing
thatguysteve2709: Your bracelet is having a problem
Rhynerd: the katana doesn’t disintegrate I guess?
ShaneLeeAtk: You die in a cutscene, you die for real
DoodlestheGreat: ~/Dashing if you will, in a one-horse open sleigh.../~
JadedCynic: @DandyGeek Best descriptor of this FPS is "a knock-off of 90s CGI cartoons"
sethtriggs: I'm actually thankful there's no view bob but I imagine third person view would look great
pleonasticTautology: hey what's the temp up on the island
thatguysteve2709: Called it
StewartRWyatt: There is a trail of pixels that are trailing off your weird bracelet-thing
TheMerricat: Why spikes?
DandyGeek: @JadedCynic oh *no*
Foxmar320: I read are name as "Dingus" at first
TehAmelie: why did she have to be coy about that?
RocknGrohlNerd: @TheMerricat why not spikes?
Astra7525: "How are we going to make this guy look more menacing?" "Add more spikes on his guns or something"
Bearudite: they sure just taped a rat to his face
sethtriggs: Joke's on him if he takes the deal, she's only compatible with USB-C
e_bloc: oh I've seen this hentai
Foxloaf124: My time to shine!
Boopity: Violent and deeply unattractive men!? Raises hand
Jethrain: "just normal men, just innocent men"
bytecaster: Where is that friggin pan!ß!?
DigitalSeahorse:
DoodlestheGreat: THE GUN IS GOOD THE PEENER IS EBIL
HorusFive: Glad to see this story trope hasn't changed since 1950
OldUncleDan: I can't do violent... But deeply unattractive I can do.
niccus: i'm going to tell people this is warframe
Atarra: nothing cooler than guns akimbo
Rhynerd: is the reload just rubbing the tops of the guns together?
Foxloaf124: I remember the fight scene being more dynamic than this
HorusFive: But that scene is much more interesting.
JadedCynic: @TehAmelie it's part of the problem - her people are like pandas: bad traits for encouraging reproduction
sethtriggs: CLose quarters is very fraught given how broken their movement is
DandyGeek: oh, is this Devil May Cry?
RocknGrohlNerd: its almost the matrx
MallyxZero: the sequels aren't as bad as people say they are
Foxmar320: I feel like upstairs is just death
TXC2: I maintain the 3rd one is better then people say
bubba0077: they're... not as bad as people make them out to be
sethtriggs: That is HORRIFIC to read
Kentosaurus: i feel like the matrix sequels have progressively diminishing returns
Crad0k: reloaded feels padded, but i've always liked revolutions
BrowneePointz: I think the 3rd one is better than the 2nd but the 2nd has a couple banger setpieces
Critterbot: Reloaded is alright, Revolutions is... well it sure is as movie.
bytecaster: Is Planeta 55 the sequel to Expedition 33?
BrowneePointz: so basically Reloaded is Attack of the Clones
BrindleBoar: so *that's* why Hollywood requires them
OldUncleDan: I want a shootymans game where headshots do less damage.
bubba0077: I don't even dislike the architect scene everyone complains about
RocknGrohlNerd: @sethtriggs that is envirometal storytelling Alex likes so much
MallyxZero: It's a shame that the mmo is dead. that went some WILD places
Crad0k: the battle of zion is the best part of the trilogy, fight me
TXC2: I have the opposite feeling, I REALLY like the zion defence scenes
Mr_Horrible: "Why's this plot getting in the way of my FLIPS?!"
SquareDotCube: The cool shit was in the games, kinda.
DigitalSeahorse:
puggly
OldUncleDan: Because John Woo?
KBKarma: That looked fun in a pulpy way. And then the enemies moved.
Megaparsec256: with no hit point bars it's impossible to estimate damage
KBKarma: Also, why is there a pug?
public_key_reveal_party: I love going back to old takes I had and being like "yeah, I get why I thought that, but I was also even more dumb than I am now back then"
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I think the thing is that the second has no resolutions or point of its own and entirely hinged on movie 3 to accomplish anything, which didn't really happen
DaSunao: More ammo capacity?
SmithKurosaki: I just wish they would've let switch be done properly
bubba0077: most of the Animatrix shorts were good too
sephyhallow: wait why is there a circling pug in the mix?
TehAmelie: yeah those double guns seem like a sidegrade at best
BrindleBoar: dog!
SmithKurosaki: Studio forced them to be the same actor in and out
bytecaster: @sephyhallow It's part of the pancake crafting system
TXC2: SmithKurosaki 1999 was a different time sadly
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public_key_reveal_party: Do you just rub your guns together to reload?
Mr_Horrible: we're shooting crash bandicoot?
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TXC2: Animetrix MESSED me up as a kid
PotatoWraiths: Animatrix slaps
Spades_Slicc: ooh I forgor it is garbo day
Mr_Horrible: I still think about the Runner one to this day
MooseAndTato: I'd love some animatrix bridging the gap between 3 and 4.
Rhynerd: Dead Space kinda had that?
TehAmelie: the Matrix multimedia conglomerate is kind of underrated
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SquareDotCube: Star Wars tried it and well, it was a very mixed bag
kimmibeans: Oddly enough the only installment of the Matrix franchise I haven't seen is the Animatrix
TXC2: TehAmelie very ahead of it's time really
Drasvin: Megaten meets Reboot?
WearingCats_CwC: The look like blue Custodes
e_bloc: (Stairs go down and up) sounds like reminder text for stairs
KBKarma: That is the most anaemic dodge.
BrowneePointz: yea the Dead Space anime was very good, very spoopy
bubba0077: I haven't seen Reboot
Tempest2097: @kimmibeans Missing out, it's a highlight of the franchise for me
StewartRWyatt: Graham that was very rude to the enemy design of MegaTen
LPS_97: your bracelet is going crazy
MooseAndTato: IIRC Bladerunner also had some animatrix style shorts for 2049
Anaerin: Enemy is a high-pitched Bandicoot?
KBKarma: Is this supposed to be a twitch shooter?
Boopity: There are some... wack enemy designs in smt
BrowneePointz: Sometimes Atlus cooks, sometimes they end up half baked
iris_of_ether: *cough*Mara*cough*
Chesul: I mean, the old Angel design was a choice.
Foxmar320: Nooooo gotta do the first room again
betweenmyself:
I was always of the mindset that the Matrix could be adapted into a Sliders-like tv show, where a group pf real-worlders (with an Agent companion) visit various “reality offshoots” housed within the Matrix 
notthepenguins: I don't know that I'd compliment the megaten enemy design as like... a general statement
TheMerricat: So potentially interesting note, the dev of this game mostly makes horror games. This was apparently their first non-horror game.
KeytarCat: Why do those heal 32 hp?
bytecaster:
@gualdhar That's a shadow from persona though
TXC2: toe to tip, that's a hogan
Foxmar320: Yeah that stache
brieandbacon: I assumed that was Dagoth Ur
e_bloc: hopefully less racist
Astra7525: That's from Persona 3 I think
KeytarCat: Japan enjoys
Bearudite: and bigotry....
MallyxZero: if you don't enjoy wrestling you are incorrect
SquareDotCube: there's definitely several games with Hogan-alikes
Megaparsec256: stunning them out of the leap attack is kind of fun at least
CaptainSpam: Yeah, that is definitely The Hulkster We Have At Home And Aren't Even Trying To Hide.
BrowneePointz: American Wrestling doesn't have Badass Ladies with Bats attached to electric circuits wrapped in wire
NovaTiempo: power of 2?
KBKarma: @brieandbacon Come, Nerevar. Come moon-and-star.
Spades_Slicc: 1/3 max round down
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Next question?
BrowneePointz: so Japanese Wrestling Wins
SquareDotCube: Live-A-Live does it
StewartRWyatt: That reminds me I need to catch up on AEW, I still haven't seen Fyterfest
brieandbacon: @KBKarma How can you kill a god?!
notthepenguins: 1/3 max round down is 33 though
kassbjames: Because they could spring for 64bit healing
sethtriggs: This game would be kinda good if they went back for a balance pass
Atarra: @kassbjames ^ this feels like truth
MikoKisai: It doesn't seem to be a consistent amount of HP in the healy thingies; the two in this starting room took you from 11 to 50-ish to 100
A_Dub888: hi friends, what level of garbage be we?
CaptainSpam: Oh, and for anyone who hasn't seen it yet, check out the AEW Fight Forever run on SGDQ this year. It is highly unlikely you will be disappointed.
TXC2: hello A_Dub888 welcome
Rhynerd: seemed to be okay against the first enemies, but those were the only non-tanky enemies.
KBKarma: @brieandbacon What a grand and intoxicating innocence
e_bloc: oh I'm afraid to ask, but is there deep lore to this game
Atarra: @A_Dub888 epic garbage
KBKarma: I really need to try and finish Morrowind some day.
TehAmelie: mustard dryads, or mustads
bytecaster: our three guns!
LordZarano: Is the heart a glowing weak point for massive damage?
JadedCynic: I think Cam said it best in the 'weapon' crapshots: "So your only defense is from being shot MORE?"
Forgebold: it's graham, alex, and chat
TheMerricat: And Korn the Blood God.
brieandbacon: @KBKarma MAny a True Nerd just finished a playthrough series, and it was excellent
LPS_97: I guess the thing that jumpscared you is the third
KeytarCat: Aura, Chichi, eldrazi mfr
AFamiliarCalledEl: The blood god thing?
Foxmar320: So many mans
lirazel64: @a_dub888 We're doing violent dystopia garbage instead of creepy, dirty-hospital garbage.
Bearudite: maybe use the secondary on them when they are staggered?
KBKarma: I think the thing that gets me is that it appears to supposed to be a twitch shooter - but that requires faster gameplay.
DigitalSeahorse:
more dots
KeytarCat: How fast is the pistol secondary?
Spades_Slicc: The first pickup did 45 but the second did 42
LPS_97: step aside clair obscure
Foxmar320: No Game of the Year is Coconut Sim
e_bloc: we're so strong, our health goes to 11
Foxmar320: Can't beat perfection
bytecaster: Are we all forgetting GOTY PenguinGame 2?
kristian_fischer: Is that how that other thing was about ethics in game journalism?
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OldUncleDan: I tells ya, Borderlands 4 just isn't as funny as previous entries.
TXC2: hello Raiders!
BrowneePointz: could've also been making fun of Cagian attempts at indicting capitalism
kusinohki: these enemies remind of the aliens from Echoes of the Eye Outer Wilds experience...
public_key_reveal_party: Welcome raiders
bytecaster: This indie game is about depression? GOTY!
PotatoWraiths: clap if you like smashing the state
Angnor33: You too?
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sethtriggs: The continous respawn-spawn camping really makes for a a lot of annoying fake difficulty
KeytarCat: Hi, welcome, you've joined us
KBKarma: Side note: who is the lady who clasps you to her bosom when you die?
The_Color_Twelve: Seize my means of production, comrade!
notthepenguins: Watch & Play = Weird Time
kristian_fischer: Randy Pitchford thanks you, Graham
e_bloc: weird compared to any other stream, pretty average for W+P
BrowneePointz: plz, at least Borderlands 4 has Ify on the writing team Graham lol
Spades_Slicc: Wait now the pickups did 51 and at least 39
TehAmelie: @KBKarma her name is Aura and her planet is dying. that's all we've got
Anaerin: @KBKarma "Aura", the entity that's been coercing us to continue the "plot"
KBKarma: Huh. That's kind of reductive.
sethtriggs: Aura may or may not be an auton
Rhynerd: how would one arrive at a not weird time during W+P?
TXC2: Aura may also be evil?
Anaerin: @KBKarma Have you seen what we're working with here?
brieandbacon: There's no shotgun+melee option? Booo
kristian_fischer: So she's using the resurrection power of dem tiddies, huh?
Astra7525: Like the slide-kick in Fear 1
Bearudite: no we go for REALISM
Chesul: Bioshock Wrench runs were great.
KBKarma: @Rhynerd When it starts or ends, or between games.
JadedCynic:
DOOM did it well - the effing CHAINSAW 
sethtriggs: Wow the health pickups are so nerfed for this small area
KBKarma: @Anaerin I have optimism. Somehow.
BITs19_: just got here, what does this game purport to be?
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Foxmar320:
Megaparsec256: this is that dangerous level of "exactly functional enough to lure you on"
Drasvin: Melee option might be there in case you run out of ammo.
Spades_Slicc: 35 and 34 this time from the health pickups
JadedCynic: OOF
jessicaengle: I kinda miss being a coconut by the sea
KeytarCat: I know it said headshots deal bonus damage, but the whispy green fuckers sure have a core that's not the head
HorusFive: Don't get any happy gas playing this
DigitalSeahorse: owee
Atarra: damned by vague criticism
KBKarma: @BITs19_ As far as I can see, it's supposed to be a twitch shooter but the movement options are poor.
TehAmelie: i think they really forgot to put some health refills outside this room
JadedCynic: they gave you drugs for the dental work, right?
Jethrain: i can't tell if that's an indictment of the game or the dentist
TXC2: I've had a root canal without painkillers, do not recommend
Foxmar320: Im glad the pug is having fun
sethtriggs: Is that a rat running in a circle?
snowewolf: is that a Space Pug ?
DigitalSeahorse: you sure can
sethtriggs: Oh ! It's Space Pug!
bytecaster: @snowewolf yes
Anaerin: It is indeed, Chi-chi, your friend the space pug.
adamshandy: what game is this?
Bassios: It can't be a twitch shooter when the main character walks like he's wading through fucking treacle 🤣
adamshandy: I feel the need to wiki
Rhynerd: the reach of those pole arms are no joke
Bearudite: I think the root canal has more value for entertainment
TehAmelie: so, it's almost half fun
DigitalSeahorse: dentist didn't have Puggu
Marvoleath: Planeta 55
sporkraptor: planette
sethtriggs: Honestly I'm pleasantly surprised that they correctly said "You're" Alive
Anaerin: Those railings being utterly impassable make it dead easy for you to get trapped.
KeytarCat: Planeta, because there is no planetb
A_Dub888: @JadedCynic I mean both this and the drugs are numbing experiences
corpocracy: The movement is unbearable to watch, I can't imagine how unbearable it is to play
sporkraptor: eea eea ooa oooa
TXC2: SPAAAAAACE Planeta 55!
bytecaster: Oh, it's on switch, so you can play it on the go!
kristian_fischer: Three planetas over from La Planeta Del Agua (ARRIBA!) from Earthworm Jim.
PhilanthropyLich: This game is on Switch
DigitalSeahorse: bullet music is reverse of health music
sethtriggs: @bytecaster I feel like I have plenty of mobile ways to frustrate myself.
KBKarma: Pre-existing allergy to bullit.
public_key_reveal_party: Preexisting condition of 17 bullets to the chest
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Spades_Slicc: okay now the health pickup did 68 on the first one
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Reldnahcire: I've heard stories of coverage being denied here in the USA due said type of pre-existing conditions, ☹️
adamshandy: howlongtobeat states the game length at 1h21m. which seems to how long this one scene is taking.
betweenmyself: some suggest consuming the Planeta is a good way to regain lost nutrients after going on a post-Apocalyptic shooting spree
KBKarma: @PhilanthropyLich ... I'm going to have a sad.
Atarra: "lead poisoning"
e_bloc: what is the deal with the random words flashing on the death screen
sethtriggs: It feels like it's impossible to pregame this if there's so much RNG
Cheese_Hammer: wow, this game does have a switch port
Voidhawk42: I read years ago someone came up with an idea for a shooter game that I've never been able to get out of my head, but no-ones yet made it
LordZarano: It's currently 30% off on Steam, in case anyone thinks this looks fun
bytecaster: The dev has made like 20-30 games
kristian_fischer: Howlongtobeat is an unreliable narrator.
accountmadeforants: Oh hell, we've got our guns akimbo? We're so fucking cool
kristian_fischer: In a year? @bytecaster
Rhynerd: so, the game should end in about half an hour?
WearingCats_CwC: Speaking of dragoons, shout out to everyone who worked on the huge FF lore video
TXC2: ^
Spades_Slicc: The health pickups might increase the amount they give based on how long you wait to take them?
DigitalSeahorse: oof
Anaerin: The railings are impassable. OHSA would be proud.
snowewolf: can you pick up pug?
Astra7525: Apparently this developer has been making games since 2016
Drasvin: Front side has safety spikes to stop people falling off.
Bearudite: it feels like there were less before?
corpocracy: Also, I love the gun rubbing for reloading
Voidhawk42: The idea is, game in reverse. In most games you get more and more guns as the game goes, in this one it would be backwards. Start with a nuclear rocket launcher, and as the game goes lose more and more weapons until the final boss is a knife fight
kristian_fischer: How was your voice afterward, G?
Gekyouryuu: Alex, pride month is over, that's why we're back in the monster closet
TehAmelie: we've had the same healthys heal from 30 to 60 points, it seems really random
LPS_97: the dev has released 6 games last year
accountmadeforants: The lore video was fantastic, I watched it over the course of a whole day
TXC2:
WearingCats_CwC I'm still broken from the whiplash Graham taking about FF10 gave me
DigitalSeahorse: random
Megaparsec256: @snowewolf we haven't found a way to interact with it, there seem to be hidden pickups that might interact with it at the cooking stations
LilyOfTheVeil666: So many mans and zero grenades
DigitalSeahorse: hmmm
Singenmeister: Is the sound when you heal a pitched up James Bond motif?
Spades_Slicc: Stagger -> switch guns?
Bearudite: does changing weapons reload?
baltimore_667083: yes
LPS_97: the blue guys reminds me of Zeno Clash (does anybody remember that game)
kristian_fischer: The answer is "yes"; Alex
JadedCynic: hey, in this economy EVERYTHING holds down multiple jobs
TXC2: yes, in the same way you can be a homemaker
TheWriterAleph: @LPS_97 LOVE zeno clash. such a weird little guy of a game
iris_of_ether: Never played Zeno Clash but it looked wild
HorusFive: Zoommies
NovaTiempo: can you animation cancel the reload by swapping weapon?
Atarra: RIP
DigitalSeahorse: eek
Rhynerd: super stab thrust
DigitalSeahorse: he just no clipped into you
snowewolf: thats what happens when you mention the Gig economy
Atarra: hax
DigitalSeahorse: nearly
Spades_Slicc: Dragoon before briar thing?
sephyhallow: One down, a bazillion to go
kristian_fischer: See, what ya got here is one of them games that forgot to bring the "fun".
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KeytarCat: It feels like the melee does one bullet of damage
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sethtriggs: They should name this game Sisyphus Quest
Rhynerd: if it at least did some pushback that’d be nice
AFamiliarCalledEl: The little "woah" is starting to sound like a Crash Bandicoot sfx to me
sethtriggs: At least no fall damage
Rhynerd: not that it matters when your opponent has a spear.
sephyhallow: Graham's strategy: make them use the stairs
sethtriggs: Is this like numerical-wave-based?
KBKarma: Yay!
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kristian_fischer: GO TO SLEEP!
KeytarCat: Everyone hates stairs!
RocknGrohlNerd: 1st try
sephyhallow: It's funny cause it works
Spades_Slicc: Hey, those enemies are back on the escalator!
KBKarma: In a LARP, we were once at the top of a hill. We managed to get bad guys to climb the hill to us. And, at one point, forced them back down.,
KBKarma: Quake?
Atarra: pro gamer stratts
kristian_fischer: It's making me wanna play One Day for Ched.
TXC2: right chat I'm off
BrowneePointz: 3 is on the way
StewartRWyatt: I definitely thought that that sentence was going to end with "A better game"
LPS_97: the third one is coming out in like a week or two
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Graham and Alex
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
jonnykefka: @StewartRWyatt I mean...in a way it did
MDHWrites: Why did that health pickup only give 35!?
StewartRWyatt: Fair
Spades_Slicc: This room needs granades
A_Dub888: @kristian_fischer is that the one with the main character who’s drunk? Who’s very very drunk?
kristian_fischer: So very drunk
kristian_fischer: And sounds like Tommy Wisseau
Wonderdoc: wow this garbage looks unusually crisp
jonnykefka: the game Tommy Wisseau would make if he understood video games at all
DigitalSeahorse: eep
Tiber727: This still looks like more of a game than most things on this stream.
TehAmelie: it's a pretty bad sign when you'd rather play One Day for Ched
kristian_fischer: @jonnykefka He didn't understand moviemaking.
DigitalSeahorse:
couchboyj: @jonnykefka not understanding never stopped him before
jonnykefka: @kristian_fischer well, he knew how to operate a camera at at least...
KBKarma: Just the wee feckers.
KBKarma: Alright!
Spades_Slicc: It seems like the health pickups do a random amount within one of two ranges depending on if there are active enemies. Without enemies they did a consistant 30-40 but with enemies they're doing 60-70
StewartRWyatt: This feels like a painful bossfight
Foxmar320: oh no
KBKarma: Boss fight!
Megaparsec256: hey cutscene probably means checkpoint at least
BITs19_: this game is putting me to skleep
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
KBKarma: That's just this game, I think.
sethtriggs: I feel so much dread seeing that cluster of jukeboxes.
HorusFive: But what if.....
Beleqwaya: The first was just PRACTICE.
RocknGrohlNerd: more of the same
Beleqwaya: Now for the REAL test
LPS_97: this is pretty dull
margieargie: "Dump" is a good way of putting it, yes
jonnykefka: are there other rooms?
Boopity: Wait, there's _bad_ game design??
Bassios: Gotta make the most of your assets
Greyah: But you do agree it's some form of game design.
bytecaster: Do you know how much work it was to make this room, they gotta get their moneys worth
notthepenguins: this time there are TWO balconies
Raincoast_Bear: It's another big dump, and don't call me Shirley.
public_key_reveal_party: Graham finally catching on to the premise that these games are bad
sethtriggs: I guess if I didn't have a lot of students and had time to go through this game I would start giving it a C
Foxmar320: Sounds like Destiny 1
jonnykefka: D2 definitely had that too
NovaTiempo: so spongey
DigitalSeahorse:
bytecaster: Those beanies in the division absorbed so many bullets
Jethrain: Early grandmaster nightfalls were very much that
JadedCynic:
Palette swaped dudes! 
Jethrain: "everything's a massive bullet sponge and one-shots you from a mile away"
BrowneePointz: The Division has great mechanics and HORRIBLY damage/health balance
notthepenguins: What's funny is, given how D2 raid design worked, that means they designed it at that difficulty and the tolerable version was the nerfed one
BrowneePointz: it's a BIT better in the 2nd one
StewartRWyatt: You know what this game would benefit amazingly from? A single effing grenade
sethtriggs: Gameplay and Story Segregation is fun isn't it?
BrowneePointz: but uh...still not tweaked right design wise
notthepenguins: (assuming it was a raid and not a nightfall thing)
Foxmar320: Division 1 loved just adding shotgun dudes that rush
Foxmar320: Yeah that sounds correct
sethtriggs: @StewartRWyatt Yeah there's zero crowd control and that makes an already tedious game interminable.
snowewolf: thats called Gansta magic Alex
public_key_reveal_party: Me after taking 117 .308 rounds to the face: "owie"
terribleplan: The best in D2 was the modifiers for dungeons that just gave everything more shield
KBKarma: I think they've stopped spawning.
sethtriggs: Wow a Healthy! would be really great about now
Foxmar320: Destiny 2 does that as well but they lean more on revive tokens to make it harder and champions
Marvoleath: One of best designed dungeons I saw was in Secret World, you could spend an hour or two in a boss fight but if you knew mechanics, the whole dungeon took like 15-20mins
CaptainSpam: And now... we kite.
DaSunao: Yeah, the Division trying to combine realistic guns with MMO mechanics was a nonbo
public_key_reveal_party: Not healing between levels is kinda miserable here
TheMerricat: Did we ever determine if the guns have seperate ammo?
SquareDotCube: I feel like Bungie should just make a map pack/new scenario for original Marathon and remember what a fun FPS can be
couchboyj: WoW is pretty good about mythic content being different mechanicaly
sethtriggs: You know what this reminds me of? Remember that game you played, Sins of the Father? Well at least this one is winnable
Drasvin: But robotman wants to kill!
DigitalSeahorse: yeah
TehAmelie: what i remember most is the preposterous health of some enemies, and the staunchly apolitical story about the secret army killing vandals
sethtriggs: What if this game didn't save?
Greyah: You know, I think I actually prefer the "music" from that game you made Graham play last time. At least that was interesting, if real bad.
DigitalSeahorse:
2 health
Strebenherz: just tuning in and why does the sprint make it look like you step back a smidge after?
KBKarma: Shoot the eyeballs?
The_Color_Twelve: The onsbloodsman
Megaparsec256: fight the forever one i think
Anaerin: Shoot the blood balls?
johnnylongtorso: falling pipe gun
malsareus: does it shoot corks or something?
MDHWrites: Following the last level, it's boss fight time
TehAmelie: it's the dream of a gun
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bytecaster: Soooo ... Aura? Little help?
kristian_fischer: It makes a metallic clang noise because of all the LEDs on it.
StewartRWyatt: Oh shit it's a helicopter
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: is there a helicopter coming?
TheWriterAleph: brrrrrr
johnnylongtorso: what the helicopter
A_Dub888: Dana?
Foxmar320: Healthy
DigitalSeahorse: helicopter is getting closer
DigitalSeahorse: aaaaaaaaaaaaa
NovaTiempo: whelp
A_Dub888: B L O O D
KBKarma: I don't think that was your health?
SnackPak_: thanks game
TehAmelie: now we are the bullet sponge! oh nope
sethtriggs: Whaaaa did the....whaaaa...did they forget to do precision on the number?
CaptainSpam: No. You are not allowed to have fun.
KBKarma: Oh, it literally _was_ the same room!
SpacePotato01: exploded from too much health
Wonderdoc: did it just overflow you back to 2 health
NovaTiempo: what
DigitalSeahorse: hehe
3PlayerPolitics: a doy
Alness49: He was one day from retirement
Foxmar320: This is the pipe storage room Graham
StewartRWyatt: Why was the guy standing there if the door opened that way?
kristian_fischer: So is this Time Ramesseside The Next Generation?
johnnylongtorso: it's the Enterprise engine room from the JJ Abrams movies
sethtriggs: It's another spaceship with a huge basement, like Space Mutiny
SquareDotCube: I see we found the greeble factory
Greyah: Here's hoping there won't be any medusa heads.
A_Dub888: now I want pancakes
DigitalSeahorse: Mario had to fall through these pipes at some point
LPS_97: our heads were all blurred
WearingCats_CwC: Oh hey, they're Dersites
CaptainSpam: "375 years ago, we were all wearing shorts. Can you believe it?"
KBKarma: We're going to reach speeds of 3!
Foxmar320: If these guys breath on us we die
TehAmelie: i guess the game expects you to start over and play better
snowewolf: can they get in the little room ?
Bearudite: you know folks I am starting to think this sucks
sethtriggs: Like a simple balance pass would've worked
Strebenherz: the healthbar design just going over the cool hexagons
margieargie: @sethtriggs Sadly, this game doesn't seem to be giving enough railing kills here
kristian_fischer: If this is Space Mutiny, where my railing kills at?
bytecaster: They have done like 30 games on Itch
HorusFive: Every forward. Never learning!
BrowneePointz: Also learn how to use Music Production Software, or how to play an instrument, or hire a composer
CaptainSpam: Maybe take these models and make a movie rather than a video game.
Astra7525: Is this a bad moment to tell you that this dev has been making games since 2016?
Foxmar320: Healthy!
JadedCynic: it's an important stepping stone...
johnnylongtorso: move move move move move move move!
sethtriggs: Well the enemy that got knocked off by the door, that was a railing kill at least
TheMerricat: @bytecaster 40 on steam
KBKarma: Oh, use the frying pan?
BrowneePointz: maybe take a music theory class
Spades_Slicc: 58 health
sethtriggs: This game doesn't even give you regen
NovaTiempo: the end! you win
Foxmar320: Sure was game
CaptainSpam: Also, weren't you supposed to pick up guns from this planet or something?
snowewolf: Ah GaMe play LOOP
DigitalSeahorse:
new "game"
Rhynerd: @captainspam we did! two pistols.
TehAmelie: we almost made it through planet 2
A_Dub888: what happened to the other 54 planettas?
Alness49: I feel like we missed something skipping the other 54
offbeatwitch: go there. into the floating windows
sethtriggs: @CaptainSpam unfortunately the guns were Nerf
johnnylongtorso: wasn't that the name of the terrible Doctor Who episode where the twist was IT WAS EARTH?
DigitalSeahorse: nice
Foxmar320: Never run out of bad games, can always play Mindseye
KBKarma: Oh, that's what those stoves were for.
CaptainSpam: @Rhynerd A whole TWO pistols?!? Wow!
e_bloc: I'm glad at least that I now know what ChatGPT makes a FPS would look like
malsareus: a seperate stove for pancakes, decadent
HorusFive: That is technically an english sentance
sethtriggs: I mean if you make the rest of the game actually fun then people can play for the cutesy chievos
DoodlestheGreat: Save your fork, there's pie!
Jethrain: deadly mode was one hit deaths yeah
Astra7525: It said deadly meant that every enemy one-hit-kills you
Strebenherz: excuse you
accountmadeforants: Too late
johnnylongtorso: is this the prequel to Don't Shit Your Pants?
KeytarCat: I've made that mistake before
3PlayerPolitics: oh THIS one
Foxmar320: I own this game lol
A_Dub888: jokes on you, I already went
Singenmeister: Oh I thought you were taking a break and making a joke
phoenixletmeuseadashd: 800x600 wow
Nigouki: is this what's gonna get removed soon because of payment processors?
malsareus: do we have a timeframe for that?
offbeatwitch: 1080p piss
Kentosaurus: sequel to lies of p?
brieandbacon: I'll do whatever I please!
bytecaster: 800x600 what year is it?
TehAmelie: a sequel to Don't Shit Your Pants?
Foxmar320: This should be a treat
KV1NN4: OH! so THAT'S why this game flashed up during TAlking Sim last night
sethtriggs: Ah I recognize this kind of font, we're in good hands
kassbjames: The most "over 40" title for a game
5 raiders from cdutson have joined!
Strebenherz: fraps limit to 60 maybe
Anaerin: Wait, FRAPS limit?
KeytarCat: fraps limit
Strebenherz: WHELP
A_Dub888: powerful
sethtriggs: Oh those are CRUNCHY
offbeatwitch: CROTCH SHOT
Singenmeister: ON BRAND
DoodlestheGreat: Don 't Whizz On The Electric Fence.
malsareus: strong start
TheWriterAleph: don't fraps-limit your pee, kids
gsyhiap: @kassbjames or "under 4"?
JadedCynic: @Anaerin I KNOW, RIGHT?!?
DigitalSeahorse: what handy suspenders, you can measure your torso or those boxers
gualdhar: what if we go yellow so they can't see us pee
SpacePotato01: yellow so you can't tell
Rhynerd: weird swim trunks there
cdutson: this is important.
JAGxTERRA: well what a time to join the stream
sethtriggs: I think we're too late about the "don't pee" given the state of those
sephyhallow: piss yellow shorts
pleonasticTautology: you've come at a weird time
Zandivya: Are electric fences featured in this game?
KBKarma: I thought the same!
Boopity: I am shocked at the amount of these games that have voice acting
Syntheticuh: lies of pee
DigitalSeahorse: xD
BrowneePointz: That moment when you realize Duke Nukem and the Halo Announcer are....really similar
Astra7525: game audio is very low
Strebenherz: do you REALLY NEED A FLASHLIGHT FOR YOUR BATHROOM
malsareus: excuse
Strebenherz: NOT AGAIN?!
Foxmar320: It escaped?!
Jethrain: "not again"???
KBKarma: Not again?!
cdutson: just use the sink!
HorusFive: no again?!
pleonasticTautology: piss in the tub?
jonnykefka: toilet's shittered
sethtriggs: Are there toilet gremlins?
Bearudite: "not again"
e_bloc: FWIW this is really bad advice
A_Dub888: why not tub?
TheWriterAleph: "damn aliens jacked my porcelain throne"
Foxmar320: hahahaaaa
brieandbacon: Piss down the down-pipe
public_key_reveal_party: Skinamarink kid grew up I guess
Strebenherz: IF IT'S THAT BAD USE THE TUB
pleonasticTautology: OH MY G-D
Atarra: XD
Rhynerd: or the bathtub
cdutson: it's an pissmergency. use the sink
KBKarma: The tub is ALSO there.
bytecaster: pee jump scares
sethtriggs: Well I guess I'm a loser given that you know, I'm a mammal
Voidhawk42: Better to piss in the sink than sink in the piss
KBKarma: And more acceptable!
HorusFive: Tub is totally valid in this situation
Strebenherz: You have OTHER CONCERNS if someone STOLE YOUR TOILET
CaptainSpam: Wow, I guess they're not kidding.
DigitalSeahorse: or the tub
brieandbacon: Is the clock actually the correct time?
SnackPak_: who hasn't peed in the sink
Strebenherz: AND WHY DID HE SAY NOT AGAIN
TehAmelie: well now i have to go to the bathroom
Crad0k: this man needs to see a doctor
sethtriggs: OH great and you live in a house of a million foyers
SpacePotato01: in the naaveeyyyy
Foxmar320: Dude really has to go
Anaerin: The tub is there, and you can even use the shower wand to clean up after yourself.
notthepenguins: why are THOSE the sounds he's making
Mr_Horrible: is this just a modern reimagining of hit flash game Don't Shit Your Pants?
Singenmeister: So it's like a liminal space sim but PISS
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: what, did it almost fall out or something?
accountmadeforants: My guy's kidney and bladder are gonna have a bit of trouble
TheWriterAleph: @Strebenherz can't have shit in detroit
Tempest2097: Why is everything fuckin locked up?
cdutson: oh my god it's a whole thing
Megaparsec256: oh and it's got flashlight battery, because of course
Atarra: someone literally based this off a mundane nightmare lol
KeytarCat: Send this to the Nope boys
sethtriggs: How do you get a house this big and no bathroom
Tempest2097: Is this the zombie apocalypse
bytecaster: Okay, this is compelling
e_bloc: QTE to not urinate . . . yeah that's a first
1QUIZ1: The flashlight battery is liquid?
Jethrain: the boards are back in town
sethtriggs: And it's Typing of the Dead
malsareus: my dude, someone ate your toilet but left the badtub
Nigouki: can't hear the presumably awful dialogue
phoenixletmeuseadashd: qtpee
MooseAndTato: This is a 3D version of an old flash game called "Don't S**t Your Pants" I swear it.
accountmadeforants: I love the voice acting
TehAmelie: this is the most sparsely decorated McMansion i've seen
Bearudite: can we get some volume on this?
DigitalSeahorse: what do they call the fear of incontinence?
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: NOT NOW NOT NOW
Foxmar320: Go out in the yard
JadedCynic: gee - there's notes... I wonder if they help at all?
Darleysam: oh I see it's Hideo Kojima's PeeT
BrindleBoar: make way for piss
JadedCynic: of course they don't
Atarra: quicktime clench events
ArcadeEngineer: explode your bladder simulator
johnnylongtorso: Chains of Mephistophipees
sephyhallow: is he grabbing his dick to prevent pissing?
bubba0077: quicktime events, the game
bytecaster: Stop you from what?!?
Foxmar320: Cursed house
fastlane250: and the game will answer none of them
LPS_97: it sounds more like you are gonna shit more than piss
Alness49: "Not Now" like we're Bruce Banner
WeiseDrachenJaeger: Oh, is that the fridge from Cowboy Bebop?
Rhynerd: did this man buy a haunted house?
sethtriggs: Does the light make you not pee
JadedCynic: 12345?
malsareus: this is an interesting house
A_Dub888: if he’s that desperate, just kick down one of the NOT boarded doors
KBKarma: I saw something,.
KV1NN4: He just moved into this 'buried on a cursed burial ground' manor
accountmadeforants: Now for the real question: Ghosts, aliens, or carbon-monoxide poisoning?
SpacePotato01: plant
HorusFive: Outside?! People might see
DigitalSeahorse:
uhoh, this is someone's kink 
BrowneePointz: Piss Based Nightmare is the name of my next post hardcore album
sethtriggs: "Breaking News the Wet Bandits Stole all the Toilets!"
BrowneePointz: WAIT I'VE SEEN THIS GAME!
Foxmar320:
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: breaking news: everyones toilets have disppeared
cdutson: jump scare piss attack
Strebenherz: potty ghost
KBKarma: He's haunted by piss ghosts!
betweenmyself: pissing in the garden is how you end up on a registry
Tempest2097: HURGH GARGH GURUGHH Haaaahhh
Jethrain: what's with the kidney stone QTEs
Nigouki: watch the game ends with a UTI
Singenmeister: The horror trope here is that this man leaves his TV on all night.
sethtriggs: COIN OP IN THE HOUSE
DigitalSeahorse:
Astra7525: he ybabe, new Ian-noise dropped
CaptainSpam: If you take too long, do you get kidney failure?
Dog_of_Myth:
e_bloc: finally the dimension where adult diapers don't exist
cdutson: it forces savings!
Atarra: I'm crying laughing
JadedCynic: WHY...AH
kassbjames: This is still more enjoyable than the last game
ThorSokar: It's a rental
HorusFive: This is the best kind of trash
SnackPak_: fuckin landlords
BrindleBoar: look I have this quarter on a string, I need to use it
snowewolf: is your flashlight powerd by piss ?
Gaelan_Maestro: he sounds like he has been stabbed
Strebenherz: the utter seriousness of his voicelines
BITs19_: what is this game and is it free
jonnykefka: this game is not by any stretch of the imagination good but it is at least original
Jethrain: wait hold up why is the flashlight icon full of piss
Tempest2097: I just feel for the VA here
Foxmar320: At this point id just go on the floor and get a towel
accountmadeforants: Honestly that does sound pretty fun, and those coin-op washing machines are typically beasts
Atarra: your flashlight's running out of piss
gsyhiap: Back in the day there used to be a little flash game on this theme. It wasn't anywhere near as weird as this one though...
Tempest2097: Like, this is ridiculous but I hope they got paid well
sephyhallow: The quicktime events sound like you're trying to stem a fresh bullet wound
sethtriggs: There's only two, maybe three rooms with furniture
malsareus: on the fridge?
Strebenherz: @BITs19_ "don't piss yourself"
cdutson: is there a zoom function?
Megaparsec256: i don' think you looked at everything upstairs?
A_Dub888: @accountmadeforants you’re a beast
CaptainSpam: There was the other side room off the bedroom you didn't look in.
KBKarma: Y'know, I think this guy has issues other than needing to pee. Someone appears to be fucking with his home.
Bearudite: sticky notes?
Voidhawk42: Fridge had post it notes, maybe code there?
Marvoleath: Do you need to get back to upstair bathroom to trigger event?
DigitalSeahorse: maybe just get a catheter at this point but then the robbers would maybe steal that in the night too
Foxmar320: lol
Foxmar320: Always was
accountmadeforants: @A_Dub888 *you're* a beast!
gsyhiap: Whose house are we in??
KBKarma: That answers that question.
Strebenherz: @BITs19_ sorry, it's "don't pee"
accountmadeforants: This is not my beautiful house, this is not my beautiful wife
TheWriterAleph: when does A24 buy the movie rights
DigitalSeahorse:
sethtriggs: I guess the pee is DNA evidence. CRAFTING?!!
Foxmar320: LOL
KBKarma: CRAFTING MECHANICS?!
SheGoat_of_Dorchester: LOL
cdutson: yeah man why not
notthepenguins: CRAFTING???
Bearudite: YES
DigitalSeahorse: LOL
HorusFive: YES
Strebenherz: EXCUSE YOU
bytecaster: This game is amazing
KBKarma: Excuse me, I need to take my meds.
Singenmeister: Why are the kitchen utensils in this room? So many questions.
TehAmelie: when you get so drunk you wake up in someone else's body and have to pee
snowewolf: 10/10 game of the year
Foxmar320: Oh yeah this is a good game
Spades_Slicc: I'm sorry what did he say he could make?
notthepenguins: PISSCRAFTING
DigitalSeahorse:
Mr_Horrible: literally taking the piss
malsareus: from pee
CaptainSpam: This game is getting stupid more in a good way now.
A_Dub888: I gotta say, he’s holding it in real well
Nigouki: i hope there's an achievement for pissing in every single room
sethtriggs: Where are they getting their laptop batteries from?
malsareus: a frozen pee toilet
sephyhallow: mugs?
SpacePotato01: video games
Anaerin: A bucket, and a seat?
BrowneePointz: Yea! I saw the Game Grumps play this!
Strebenherz: WHAT IS THIS DIALOGUE
johnnylongtorso: I need to pee in Minecraft
DigitalSeahorse:
BrowneePointz: I knew it looked familiar!
HorusFive: Are we in a toilet based PT?
Bearudite: the voice is a bit quiet tho
Alness49: Porcelain, chair, and for some reason an ender pearl
TheWriterAleph: @HorusFive TP
BrassWingman: oh this is the one Cr1tikal got wr in?
BrindleBoar: they call him the McGyver of piss
sethtriggs: That pee rage
HorusFive: @TheWriterAleph It was right there and I missed it
A_Dub888: @HorusFive the T stands for toilet
accountmadeforants: Thinking quickly, Dave made a toilet out of some ice, clingwrap, and a toilet.
TehAmelie: was that a monster closet?
gsyhiap: Are we sure that 'pissing himself at night' isn't his job?
Tempest2097: Was this person cursed by a piss-ghost?
betweenmyself: just hand craft some porcelain and fire it in your en suite kiln
notthepenguins: is it scary stuff, or is him holding in the peeing so powerful it knocks things over?
OldUncleDan: The movie version of this game would definately star Nicolas Cage.
Greyah: Is there an attic?
accountmadeforants: Just piss in the tub, man
MikoKisai: how do you have this big of a house and only one toilet
Spades_Slicc: just piss in the shower
StewartRWyatt: You've got an effin' hair trigger
BrindleBoar: I like the growl as you successfully don't pee
DigitalSeahorse: press X to exercise kegals
TehAmelie: the pipe seems to have been caulked shut too
DigitalSeahorse: kegels*
Diabore: oh did we win laser tag?
Atarra: definitely recurring nightmare, "not again"
bytecaster: The post-its on the fridge maybe?
Kasran: graham, the point of the game is to NOT make something occur downstairs
BITs19_: it's a five digit code, is it 80085?
Bearudite: sticky notes on fridge?
notthepenguins: can you spell piss with the code somehow?
TheMerricat: Full game walkthroughs on Youtube are around 10-15 min
Boopity: I hate that I am _tangentially_ intrigued by the vaguely implied surreal undercurrent to this game's narrative
Tempest2097: Was there like, an angry ghost that has cursed this guy with piss-attacks and disappeared his toilet?
Bearudite: damb
Anaerin: "Remember to feed the dog"
DigitalSeahorse: "remember to feed the dog"
TehAmelie: i think it said "peed the dog"
malsareus: also where is this building?
sephyhallow: why are there chains on the fridge?
DigitalSeahorse: I thought at first it said "read to the dog"
malsareus: are we living it up in space?
Anaerin: So what you're saying, Alex, is that this is Pee-T?
notthepenguins: silent gentle slope
tod_vom_himmel: the neighbouring town, piss hill
BrindleBoar: Quiet Acres
HorusFive: @sephyhallow Racoons
Astra7525: Gentrified Silent Hill
accountmadeforants: Pyramid Head walks up except he's wearing your toilet on his head, and you gotta fight him for it
StewartRWyatt: Silent Hill but a guy who gave golden showers without consent?
Spades_Slicc: Can you spell PISS on the numpad?
Rhynerd: actually that might explain things the most. this was cheap housing near the edge of Silent Hill and your only trauma is piss related.
public_key_reveal_party: Ehh, yes and no? Depending on the game and interpretation I think
bytecaster: Can we use it on the TV in our bedroom?
DigitalSeahorse: 5
Boopity: Ok, but who has the luxury of not having any trauma nowadays? In this economy??
Strebenherz: the tiny wilmheim scream
couchboyj: R Kelly's Silent Hill
Gaelan_Maestro: this reminds me of a nightmare i had once
Diabore: another?
Boopity: O-Oh...
malsareus: another?
sephyhallow: ZOMBIES
accountmadeforants: It *is* just another part of a different horror game
notthepenguins: did the zombies eat your toilet?
Diabore: jesus they gotts control those zombies
sephyhallow: TOILET STEALING ZOMBIES
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DAC169: so it's ANOTHER zombie outbreak
accountmadeforants: Thank you Alex
Atarra: this is some mundane guy living in a horror game
gsyhiap: Oh dear, not *another* outbreak
ranoras: I hate when my leg falls asleep like that
Kentosaurus: does peeing turn you into a zombie?
Anaerin: Yes, this is Pee-T.
DigitalSeahorse: can bearly hear the TV
CaptainSpam: First the zombie outbreaks, then the toilet's gone missing, now the boards are back, this guy's just having a really bad day.
Voidhawk42: Yeah, game audio very quiet
Atarra: either that or weird budget Urinetown
Phailhammer: Oh, it's the same universe as that zombie Crapshot.
bytecaster: There was a TV in our bedroom too
sephyhallow: If not now, then when?
Diabore: game audio fine for me
DigitalSeahorse: oooorgh
Astra7525: Why is our private washing-machine coin-operated?
dan_7_8_2: audio a tad too loud now
sethtriggs: THe growling is hilarious
DigitalSeahorse: our poor bladder
malsareus: WHAT
KV1NN4: these effort noises are a masterpiece
Metric_Furlong: nice clean hammer
sethtriggs: There's a hammer, now you need an arm
eid010n: a NICE CLEAN hammer
HorusFive: Typical place to leave the hammer
Tempest2097: Can you imagine being this guy's fuckin neighbor and just hearing him yell about piss at 4am?
Diabore:
going ham
Strebenherz: time for the piss hammer
snowewolf: a Nice and Clean hammer
Boopity: Oh, the coin-operated washing machine was actually mechanically significant, and not just a misused asset pack model
hamraffle: It was quiet for me, now I can hear well
JadedCynic: just fine, apart from the chaining up of the fridge and the boarding up of half the doors in the house; perfectly NORMAL
Strebenherz: oh my god they hinted
sethtriggs: I guess it wasn't possible to yank those widely spaced boards out by hand
accountmadeforants: This game is a masterpiece
HorusFive: "Clue' is a bit of a stretch
sephyhallow: Given where you have been known to leave tools Alex, hammer in the washing machine isn't too bad
TehAmelie: 10 to 1 we killed someone and had to wash the hammer
Indirnys: i too keep my hammers in the washing machine, like regular people
accountmadeforants: A masterpiss
sethtriggs: LOL look at that industrial roll up door
StewartRWyatt: I can't tell if our Protagonist here is short or if these rooms are enormous
brieandbacon: Just go in the bin
JadedCynic: go out through a wall - it's gyproc probably
tod_vom_himmel: i mean the garage is an okay place for it
bytecaster: You gotta hold to not pee, it is true
JadedCynic: and then vinyl siding on the outside
tod_vom_himmel: hose it down later
Diabore: thats such a small couch
sethtriggs: All the...is your car parked on CARPET
ArcadeEngineer: dude absolutely gonna get a uti
accountmadeforants: Oh hell our flashlight had battery I think
malsareus: maybe it's marble?
Spades_Slicc: The garage floor is konk-crete you can piss on that
sethtriggs: This guy's bladder is going to explode like a water balloon
bytecaster: Finance reports?
HorusFive: Usually when you put in a den in the basement- you don't also park your car in the same place
Diabore: that couch is like mid shin height
SpacePotato01: cutting it off won't stop the pee
Anaerin: And the fridge.
Rhynerd: and the fridge!
accountmadeforants: I have seen rooms like that
JadedCynic: FINANCE REPORTS
brieandbacon: Here's where we store our assets
BrindleBoar: the haunted door in the finance garage
Bearudite: more tv
Atarra: definitely nightmare
DigitalSeahorse: woops
sephyhallow: wait
Tempest2097: I guess like, in the zombie apocalypse there was a lot of real estate available
DigitalSeahorse: wee wee
SquareDotCube: what are we gonna do, make a toilet out of mashed potatoes like it's Devils Tower?
tod_vom_himmel: the clock is right
MTigress: this should be a mechanic in all horror games going forward
sephyhallow: he woke up 10 minutes later this time
saltysandyhs: that doesn't seem equivalent to paying respects
Drasvin: Why is there a door to an ancient temple in the garage?
Nigouki: I have never seen how much of the underside of that mug is unglazed
sethtriggs: You know, maybe it's best to get dressed and use that little crap car to go to a gas station
malsareus: awww no falldamage
TheWriterAleph:
Zandivya: @Tempest2097 well now I want a zombie apocalypse
Strebenherz:
Greyah: I can't get over the silly feral grunting.
Boopity: Ben got his WR, now it's Alex's turn
Strebenherz: the freaking goat scream
Spades_Slicc: I guess there are a couple PTEs that trigger on locations and after the first one there's a timer or something?
DigitalSeahorse:
"I did a oui oui in the toilet and a non non on the floor."
Dalrint: I've only been able to listen instead of watch and 'NOT NOW NOT NOW' in that voice made me burst into giggles.
OldUncleDan: Great... Now I have to pee!!!!!!
SkylerRingtail: News at 6, but the clock said it's 2:30-something am
sephyhallow: This man is HAUNTED by his bladder
Strebenherz: don't pee, fugeddabout me
Spades_Slicc: PTE => Piss Time Event
Keab42: I'm glad he made sure to wash his hammer
brieandbacon: GDI Graham, that was in my head too
WearingCats_CwC: I mean, it's not the strangest thing I've found in a washing machine in a videogame
DAC169:
food? 
BusTed:
snowewolf: that was a hold
TheWriterAleph:
oh noooo
Kasran:
TehAmelie: hmm the coin operated laundry seems like more evidence this isn't our house
MTigress: lol
Mr_Horrible: that one wanted you to hold the key
iris_of_ether: So are all werewolf games actually about urine?
morgoth_bauglyr: did it say Hold Key this time?
Mr_Horrible: they're mixing it up
KV1NN4: Maybe Adam & Ben would like to play this for a little while on Let's Nope?
iris_of_ether: Because this VA could work for both
cheezweazl: Pee-M?
MTigress: @morgoth_bauglyr yes
Bearudite: PEE em
Diabore: thats actually a great detail
Sebastian_Ulamog: 2:30 PEE M?
TheWriterAleph:
you don't hold it good enough
Mr_Horrible: ah, well then the game is a big cheat
Bearudite: we all got there
bytecaster: Very good chat, you got that pun
DigitalSeahorse: hehehhe
public_key_reveal_party: Good job chat, glad we are all on the same page
Keab42: Speedrun strats
DigitalSeahorse:
Anaerin: This is just Hideo Kojima's Pee-Tea, right?
Keab42: I wonder what the splits are on this
DigitalSeahorse: doing all the piss covered laundry
lamina5432: why does humidity exist other than for suffering
Spades_Slicc: Laundry is so expensive these days, especially when you keep pissing all your pants
KBKarma: Why is the hammer in the washing machine?
Jethrain: it's a nice clean hammer
Spades_Slicc: @lamina5432 So plants can drink the air
Rhynerd: @lamina5432 the world’s secret desire to return to the sea?
Greyah: You can't just de-board the door with a dirty hammer!
Tempest2097: Genuinely, this guy would be the worst neighbor. Hammer in the fuckin washing machine, piss-yelling at 2am....
Jethrain: Partly because we keep denting the washing machine drum with a hammer
DigitalSeahorse: and because we keep washing a hammer
Singenmeister: This house has a lot of weird rooms
TheWriterAleph: AHhhhahhhrrrrr
sephyhallow: So someone read House of Leaves and played Don't Shit Your Pants and thought "I know a great crossover"
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: yeah i wonder if they are random or environmentally triggered
DAC169: I mean, they do mention that it's "another" zombie outbreak, and the "latest" zombie outbreak, so they're probably pretty regular
DigitalSeahorse: eeeeeeee
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: or a mix
Mr_Horrible: to the car?
Foxmar320: ok does our guy have kidney stones or something. He sounds in pain
SnackPak_: the correct way to use bolt cutters
brieandbacon: Why is the electric kettle WHISTLING?!
BusTed: hahaha
accountmadeforants: OMG
LostThePirate: XD
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: lmao
Voidhawk42:
MikoKisai:
BusTed: amazing
Mr_Horrible: lmao
lamina5432: hmmm good reasons can it at least limit itself to like 40%. walking outside and immediately feeling like I jumped in the sea myself sucks
Singenmeister: ok, that was good
Nigouki: flawless
Tempest2097: Masterstroke.
JadedCynic:
DAC169:
SnackPak_: art
Bearudite: GET GOT
Nigouki: GOTY
BITs19_: wooooow'
HorusFive: Perfect game
Boopity: Is this... game good?
accountmadeforants: Wait, who the hell is Will
MTigress: lol
JadedCynic:
dammit, Will!
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: genuinely a hilarious bit
HorusFive: no notes
Tempest2097: 15/10 no notes
TheWriterAleph: there's moon logic. and then there's this.
Voidhawk42: GAME PERFECT
Atarra: XD
Diabore: im pissed
silenceaux: Actually genius
Mr_Horrible: okay this actually rules
Keab42: Oh that's genius
Jethrain: CINEMA
DaSunao:
sephyhallow: Alex is broken
pleonasticTautology: that's fucking hilarious
JadedCynic: WHALE PLAID DEVS
DigitalSeahorse: the toilet is a lie!
MTigress: ok that was a genuine good oen
ArcOfTheConclave:
DaSunao:
Marvoleath: Does the protagonist have alzheimers? My grandma had that and used to put clothes in the fridge sometimes
TheWriterAleph: owl tried to scare the piss outta you
sephyhallow: this is my new favourite game
Invitare: that owl didn't find the toilet in time
Foxmar320: Pee out the open window
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: !!!
Bassios: preciPISS
tryllebanjo: uh
DigitalSeahorse:
Singenmeister: Do we have to dig a latrine?
MTigress: lol xD
Strebenherz: WHAT
Dalrint: Okay I missed the beginning what the heck is happening? Does he just get constant leg cramps?
Astra7525: what is this game....
DigitalSeahorse:
spicyFerret_: I stepped away for a bit, is the plot that we really need to piss?
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: CONSTRUCT THE FINAL TOILET
DaSunao:
TheWriterAleph:
sporkraptor: you are having a Weird Dream
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MikoKisai: what
Atarra:
malsareus: okay
Foxmar320: I took the drugs and the drugs are working...
sethtriggs: Sure, okay.
brieandbacon: Piss through the portal
Tempest2097: I genuinely think this game is amazing now
StewartRWyatt: The more we see of this game the more I'm convinced this is set in Silent Hill
MallyxZero: @Dalrint we had too many beers. trying not to piss ourself
Astra7525: porcelain portal
DAC169: oh. so this is all a dream
Singenmeister: This isn't a garbage game. It was AAA the whole time.
HorusFive: Do not listen to OWL
KBKarma: @Dalrint He's tryign to not piss himself.
sporkraptor: baaahahaahaha
TheWriterAleph:
OMG HAHAHAAA
malsareus: well this escalated
Nigouki: oh, we're back to Xen
MTigress: cackle
TheAinMAP:
morgoth_bauglyr: bwahaha
Boopity: ????
accountmadeforants:
SpacePotato01: would have just peed through it
DaSunao: Wut
Spades_Slicc: Surely you can piss on the ground here
jonnykefka: The *LORE*
Keab42: If this turns out to be Frog Fractions...
Jethrain: "quickly now, through the porcelain portal" was not on my bingo card for today
DigitalSeahorse:
JadedCynic: @Dalrint *bladder* cramps - he needs to pee...but the toilet was REMOVED from his bathroom
Spades_Slicc: or in the void
accountmadeforants: I guess we're Prey 2 now
Strebenherz: of course the piss game is goaded
WearingCats_CwC: Are we in Xen?
Diabore: do we still have to pee pee?
jonnykefka: there is such a rich vein of lore here
Mr_Horrible: I'm glad they had fun with this
Singenmeister: 10/10 no notes
malsareus: so we pissing in space?
accountmadeforants: The real Prey sequel we needed
CaptainSpam: This game keeps getting better.
Rhynerd: so there’s actually no toilets left?
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: i think you found an accidentally good game
Kasran: i was gonna say this game is a great shitpost but that's the wrong bodily function
Indirnys: i'm not stoned enough for this
TheWriterAleph: omg, it won me. goty
bytecaster: We haven't had a piss event in a while
Dalrint: @JadedCynic ....I don't know what to do with this information.
Mr_Horrible: the owl's watching, Graham
Nigouki: into the abyss? to make it no longer the abyss?
BrindleBoar: you can't piss in the astral plane, Graham
SkylerRingtail: Not while the All Seeing Owl is watching, Graham!
KV1NN4: this IS Silent Hill's nearest neighbour town
DigitalSeahorse: just pee anywhere now
Mr_Horrible: it's embarrassing
Atarra: valid situation to piss yourself
protojman: we’re in Sabrina’s gym now
Tempest2097: I thought this game was amazing before but it just keeps getting better
Atarra: GRAHAM NO
Kentosaurus: when you pee into the void, the void pees into you
niccus: if you piss in astral space you piss on the universe
tod_vom_himmel: why not piss here?
Foxmar320: We minecraft now!
Singenmeister: Suddenly it turns into Getting Over It
Boopity: Surely we could piss ourselves here now
accountmadeforants: Yeah I feel like you gotta piss off into the void to stick it to 'em at this point
malsareus: minning with a full bladder sounds miserable
bytecaster: And now?
KBKarma: I'ma bounce. See yez in the VOD!
jj_q: Is this the Extended Skibiddy Universe I've been hearing about?
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: was that copper? i heaard theres a bunch of new uses for it
SpacePotato01: Is this just minecraft with pee
JadedCynic: @Dalrint I mean, if you'd been here the whole time, you'd be no better than the rest of us...
TheWriterAleph: @Boopity when you piss into the void, the void pisses back into you. probably.
Sebastian_Ulamog: when you piss into the void, the void pisses back
Jethrain: @Boopity with the celestial owl watching??
Greyah: The satisfaction of a rock well smashed.
silenceaux: @Kentosaurus actually a genuine risk that it loops around here and the protag will wind up pissing on themselves
TheMerricat:
I think Graham forgot there is a CRAFTING table.
Anaerin: "I realized the moment I pissed into the fissure that my bladder would not be emptied as I original intended..."
MTigress: @jj_q it's the extended cinematic universe
sephyhallow: Imagine being the voice actor for this
Boopity:
@TheWriterAleph Don't kinkshame me
snowewolf: this Feels like a long form verion of a Crap shot
brieandbacon: Ask not for whom the bell pisses. It pisses for thee.
Tempest2097: @sephyhallow I would be laughing for days
JadedCynic:
copper for the piping? 
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: imagine if you had to craft a toilet every time you wanted to take a piss
DigitalSeahorse: a-void pissing then I guess
m1gr3nA: toilet ore
jonnykefka: I feel like the game has made it so clear that the point is not "piss without ruining your house" but "there is ontological value in pissing in a toilet that you must manifest".
BrindleBoar:
@brieandbacon
Mr_Horrible: three units of toiletanium ore
Greyah: The owl literally told you you gotta construct the final toilet to save the universe or something.
Singenmeister: @sephyhallow Imagine the direction note: "like a constipated edgelord"
malsareus: are we making an entire new toilet WHILE we have to pee? we have a DIY problem
TheMerricat: Surely no one would mind if you pissed on the moon.
MallyxZero: is this one of those "minecrafts" ive heard so much about
sephyhallow: @Tempest2097 He's really COMMITTED
A_Dub888: wait, why doesn’t he just drop trow and go RIGHT HERE??
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: @jonnykefka true
Foxmar320: Please let this game have a boss fight
TehAmelie: battle not with nature's call lest you become. . .something with a UTI
StewartRWyatt: Though I wander through the valley in the shadow of piss I fear no evil
Tempest2097: Like, the main voice actor for this genuinely giving it his all and hats off to him for that
Spades_Slicc: @A_Dub888 Owl's watching
adamshandy: i mean... what isn't a timewaster?
TheMerricat: @loadingreadyrun Full game walkthroughs on Youtube are around 10-15 min
BusTed: that old chestnut
Jethrain: "again"
brieandbacon: The Ur-Toilet
malsareus: the last toilet
PipeSmokingOwl: Always watching
BrindleBoar: behold my man's romance and despair
Boopity: @Foxmar320 The boss fight is your pants zipper getting firmly and inexplicably stuck just as you're unable to hold it any longer
DigitalSeahorse: a bucket!
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: one toilet to rule them all etc etc
malsareus: the toilet at the end of the universe
thegreatwyrdling: A mans romance
Astra7525: We must construct The Man's Romance
jonnykefka: the "haven't been here in years" line is still just fucking ruining me
DanTheMediocre: It's the final toilet! Poo-poo-poo-poo poo-poo-poo-poo-poo
Dalrint: Couldn't he just pee into the void?
Atarra: possibly just two and the terlet is the result?
Foxmar320: Yes!
Atarra: oh wait 3
TheWriterAleph: my kingdom for the voice director notes for all the piss lines
DigitalSeahorse:
a ghost toilet too!
Keab42: Is this the ultimate Man's Romance?
sephyhallow: Don't you just hate it when you're busting but you have to build a toilet first
BrindleBoar: this is a strange Ocarina of Time mod
TheMerricat:
This is truly going to be a man's romance isn't it chat?
Atarra: wait, so we are going to piss into the void, just need a terlet first?
Drasvin: I walked way for a moment, and now we're in some sort of teleport maze cave
Boopity: Not on the owl D:
TehAmelie: just wait till we realize the toilet has no plumbing
DAC169: you almost peed on the owl! D:
DigitalSeahorse: don't wizz on the owl
snowewolf: Gram you need to tell us if Beeje made this game about a mans romance
StewartRWyatt: There is more game design in the first 5 minutes of this than in that whole last game
DigitalSeahorse: new for hasboro
iris_of_ether: Moist owlet
accountmadeforants: So, as we're constructing the Final Toilet to save the universe, *another* zombie apocalypse is happening. Just another day.
Rhynerd: “they pissed on the owl, jack.”
JadedCynic: it's just SO beige
JadedCynic: yep
sephyhallow: full of cardboard toilets
Bearudite: like its true
Mr_Horrible: including the insane man who needs to piss
SquareDotCube: you don't
notthepenguins: from the mcmansion walkthroughs ive seen, yes
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accountmadeforants: So much room for activities etc
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: you [ee pee
JadedCynic: I've seen a few, and yeah
offbeatwitch: mostly fill it with gaudy shit
malsareus: are there save states?
Foxmar320: you made a mess
TehAmelie: when they don't rent all that furniture to look good in the realty photos, right
adamshandy: this guy is so gruff
DigitalSeahorse: 5th beer, no wonder
Wolfstrike_NL: No Alex, that's (presumable) human pee
Boopity: No checkpoints is rough
Singenmeister: speedrun strats
accountmadeforants: I feel like there should be a site/quiz that's "McMansion or Cult Compound"
Astra7525: I mean, you already know the keypad code
jonnykefka: What is the speedrun on this. I msut know
sephyhallow: wonder if anyone's done a sPEEd run of this
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: very good
Strebenherz: Incredible
accountmadeforants: "Big Mouth Willy Bass"
brieandbacon: Willy Bass
Tempest2097: Or the Tom and Jerry scream
BrowneePointz: hear me out Graham
Atarra: next Tinker Tailor
BusTed: Sounded like the screaming goat
Singenmeister: When you think you've found garbage but it's a shitpost game
BrowneePointz: a Bass that does the HOWIE scream
accountmadeforants: @DigitalSeahorse There has never been a more appropriate emote
Rhynerd: or the goofy sxream
Tempest2097: Actually, making a billy-bass that just goes through famous screams would be a fun project
Jethrain: there's a very faint wilhelm when you turn the TV on
BrowneePointz: the howie is that 80s/90 YYEEEAAAAAAAAAAARGH! scream
BusTed: new tech
Foxmar320: This game is just the Resident Evil mansion Adam keeps saying he wants if he gets rich
DigitalSeahorse:
@accountmadeforants 
A_Dub888: now I’m reminded of the Daily Drop Big Mouth Bass that was somehow indestructible
BrowneePointz: it's the OTHER famous death scream in movies
Megaparsec256: is there anything in that other room down here?
Boopity: Can't wait to see Alex start doing runs for this game
couchboyj: I enjoy the protagonist has a generic action hero tough guy voice, and says "Aww geeze" when he needs to tinkle
Spades_Slicc: @BrowneePointz What about the Marv electrocution (home alone) scream?
Rhynerd: and we haven’t needed to pick up any gemstone keys or somesuch
Foxmar320: omg 7 caling it out was amazing
Kentosaurus: love a good plinth
JadedCynic: yeah, all the 'security systems' would fill all that extraneous space
BusTed: clever game
notthepenguins: and then it answered the question with "a fucking psychopath"
Astra7525: The "Who builds this shit" moment in RE7 was great
TehAmelie: leaving the fridge open? bold
silenceaux: "who makes this shit" and then you meet him and he's awful
BrowneePointz: they actually had a reason for that too Alex
A_Dub888: Voidlet
BrowneePointz: Lucas liked building Puzzles
Singenmeister: Toilet Void might have been a better title
Rhynerd: the toid
bytecaster: Yeah, we can just meet the owl last
DigitalSeahorse: voilettoid
Spades_Slicc: Voidlet
Astra7525: The Loo Dimension
Jethrain: the porcelain portal
TehAmelie: the dream void
BusTed: haha
Megaparsec256: lmao
DigitalSeahorse: xD
jonnykefka: I love how he uses the bolt cutters
DigitalSeahorse:
Megaparsec256: the sequence of increasingly locked doors is hilarious
hoveringhalibut: Sunny get soft locked behind the door
accountmadeforants: I bet there's another tool you get that you'll need for the next door
bytecaster: Graham is right, this is a Metroidvania
Beleqwaya: Why did we just knock down the chains with the cutters
Singenmeister: That's how everyone carries bolt cutters
jonnykefka: The progress check hallway
brieandbacon: It's Victory Road, making sure you've got all the gym badges
accountmadeforants: Yes, what Graham said
dan_7_8_2: how much was this gem of a game
accountmadeforants: @dan_7_8_2 Two whole dollars
Rhynerd: 2 bucks it seems
bytecaster: Worth
DaSunao: He uses the bolt cutters like the meme locksmiths I see on YouTube, he just smacks the shit out of the padlock
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: I keep thinking the "NOT NOW NOT NOW" is Alex doing a voice
jonnykefka: honestly value
Tempest2097: Good value for 2 bucks
dan_7_8_2: this is good ROI
kaynSD: yeah this one looks pretty competent
DigitalSeahorse:
Foxmar320: I have this game, its great
MooseAndTato: The basement had a big stone door too, didn't it?
Boopity: Not the piss game having genuinely competent game design
accountmadeforants: This is for sure worth 2 dollars
DigitalSeahorse:
Faulpyr: This is definitely way more entertaining than the last one
pleonasticTautology: what's the link to that coconut game
tod_vom_himmel: far too effort went into this
LordZarano: 2/7ths the cost of the previous game
tod_vom_himmel: too much*
ThorSokar: I look forward to the GDQ run of this in the next awful block
offbeatwitch: Little do you know Beej has replaced the toilet with a trick dummy
Tempest2097: Okay but how did the rocks even get here?
TehAmelie: a penny would be more appropriate
Invitare: you'll make it... unless someone has replaced all the toilets in the moonbase with 2D cutouts
tod_vom_himmel: @Tempest2097 kidney stones
DigitalSeahorse:
not now, not now!
wedge_x: Getting Over It with Bennett Potty
Dalrint: What happens if you fail the peetime event?
Mr_Horrible: I kinda need y'all to reach credits on this so I can see who the VA is
jonnykefka: bowl
sephyhallow: House of PEE-ves!
brieandbacon: We may have blown this wide open
pleonasticTautology: @Dalrint game over
BusTed:
@Dalrint
Anaerin: @Dalrint Game over.
StewartRWyatt: @Dalrint You pee
bytecaster: But what about the crafting table though
jonnykefka: the cistern is the water tank
JadedCynic: @Dalrint game over, and you wake up in bed again
DaSunao: @Dalrint Piss happens.
TehAmelie: in my opinion the game could be 1 cent cause "spend a penny" is a metaphor for pee
BrowneePointz: no the Cistern is a sibling
JadedCynic: @jonnykefka that's exactly what the word "cistern" means...
bytecaster: Maybe the crafting table is just a joke?
TehAmelie: euphemism even
accountmadeforants:
The speedrun record for this is 25 seconds and 930 milliseconds. And also there are three different categories on Speedrun.com
snowewolf: multiple Endings?
tod_vom_himmel: ccouldnt you just piss in the open pipe that would be left behind by the missing toilet
Rhynerd: alternate ending?
Wolfstrike_NL:
Don't pee has a surprising number of people that attempted a speedrun 
Anubis169: wat
Spades_Slicc: The crafting table is foreshadowing
DigitalSeahorse:
bytecaster: Aaaaaah, crafting table time
Mr_Horrible: my bet would be a) red herring or b) you have to craft one of the 3 pieces there
CaptainSpam: Raw porcelain.
brieandbacon: Raw porcelain!
iris_of_ether: Hahaha
JadedCynic: aka clay?
DigitalSeahorse:
SquareDotCube: I mean, kaolinite is a thing
jonnykefka: you have to mine raw porcelain to make the bowl at the crafting table
TheMerricat:
This is why you need a crafting table.
Sebastian_Ulamog: I wonder if someone tells a joke somewhere in this game and the guy just pisses himself automatically from laughter
Singenmeister: That's some very hard clay
malsareus: this implies the existence of a porcelain refinery
Voidhawk42: You're going to hagve to make the bowl
JadedCynic: have we got a kiln in one of our redundant rooms?
Drasvin: That's some hard clay
Greyah: Maybe that's what the crafting table is for. Turning clay into toilet.
jonnykefka: truly, nothing wasted in the design of this game
xantos69: Hey kids, how is this going so far?
goombalax: this guy eats from the pizza tree
SnackPak_: I thought step one was punching trees?
BrowneePointz: The Children yearn for the Porcelain Mines
Spades_Slicc: Well you need to build a toilet everytime you piss
Mr_Horrible: I mean it's where most minecraft players keep theirs, so
DaSunao: @SquareDotCube I see someone else plays Dwarf Fortress
bytecaster: @xantos69 We are trying not to pee
DigitalSeahorse:
just like minecraft, mine right in the basement
malsareus: so we're refining our raw porcelain into pure porcelain
Foxmar320: We are really good at crafting
JadedCynic: got the bowl
Cuttlebranch: I mean, porcelain does come from clay, so it's not completely nonsense? Technically clay is a crapton (pun intended) of tiny rocks?
wench_tacular:
m1gr3nA: @bytecaster technically we _are_ trying to pee
Nigouki: i hope there's a hose and valve re1quired
Singenmeister: Kaeupora Gaeubora drunk off his ass
accountmadeforants: So this is what you need all that room in your McMansion for. A mineshaft, a crafting table, a portal to another dimension, etc.
TehAmelie: just to be sure, did we pick up the thing?
Astra7525: The poo-ortal
JadedCynic: so we cast the bowl, and then glazed it
Mr_Horrible: vaguely hurt at how competently incompetent our protagonist is
phoenixletmeuseadashd: wut
PipeSmokingOwl: BEHOLD!
Strebenherz: THE FINAL TOILET
DigitalSeahorse:
Spotmonk: what is this game and how do they know about my piss dreams?
Anubis169:
DigitalSeahorse:
A_Dub888: The Portalcelin
CouldntPickAUsername: so I just got here a minute ago....
brieandbacon: Now you're thinking with p0rtals
Critterbot: O-okay...
DaxStrife: We're making the Let's Nope boys play this next, right?
m1gr3nA:
it is bowl shaped
CouldntPickAUsername: and what the fuck?
JadedCynic: "Haven't been here in years" hmmmm
Spades_Slicc: @CouldntPickAUsername it's self expanatory unfortunately
malsareus: pee before bed folks, or your toilet might disaparate
Foxmar320: Im picturing Graham sleep walking at like 4 am trying to not piss
OldUncleDan: I'm actually incredibly impressed by this gents bladder control.
Dalrint: I still don't understand why he can't just pee into the endless black abyss
Beleqwaya: @JadedCynic That is dangerous - could lead to ruptured bladder
Rhynerd: pissing is hard during the umpteeth zombie apocalypse
Jethrain: @CouldntPickAUsername your toilet has been stolen. Again.
DigitalSeahorse:
where is the lavatory!
Mazrae: Hello everyone, what is this game
public_key_reveal_party: I think this is the first game that I could describe as dreamlike that is actually like an anxiety dream
xantos69: So is this like the Rick and Morty episode where Rick has a super secret perfect toilet just for him at the edge of eternity?
Spades_Slicc: @Mazrae piss but don't do thta
Rhynerd: or well, pissing in a toilet is hard.
Tempest2097: @Mazrae Don't Piss.
HorusFive: @Mazrae An absolute fever dream
Bearudite: guy is gonna get a bladder infection
TehAmelie: you'd think with this much experience at holding in pee we'd learn to do it without the violent grunting
TheMerricat:
Just a friendly reminder chat... holding it in actually can do harm to your bladder.
pleonasticTautology: see i just think about the epiphany toilet from SCRUBS
RebekahWSD: I'd just piss in the owl void, but maybe I'm just a goblin
Singenmeister: It just occured to me that you're walking slow because you're clenching.
jonnykefka: @public_key_reveal_party oh that's most QWOP-derived nonsense for me
SkylerRingtail: Will the Final Toilet be A Man's Romance?
JadedCynic: @Beleqwaya no, the protag said that AFTER TELEPORTING TO THIS OTHER WORLD - there's loads of implications from what's being said
Tempest2097: Yeah holding too much can straight up kill you
Boopity: @TehAmelie The violent grunting is what makes it work
jonnykefka: Alex's face on every one of these QTEs now is just solid death
KeytarCat: I do pee before bed. Then a few hours later. Then a few hours later. Then, then, then... I'm on spironolactone...
DigitalSeahorse:
Jethrain: no, that's a different game
Beleqwaya: @JadedCynic Ya and he OBVIOUSLY pees here - so the implication being he ALSO hasn't pee'd in years
Mr_Horrible: well good that you don't have any, then
dan_7_8_2: do you mean the piss
Gekyouryuu: "you must construct additional pee-ons"
Spades_Slicc: Don't you love all those consecutive teleports to make you feel like you're doing more than walking down a hallway
goombalax: no seat?
phoenixletmeuseadashd:
TehAmelie: putting down the seat first cracked me up
TheAinMAP:
Foxmar320:
MikoKisai: wh
MTigress: hahah
fastlane250: Make way for PISS
niccus: congratulations on pissing
TheWriterAleph:
Atarra: ?!
Singenmeister: 11/10
A_Dub888: absolute cinema
offbeatwitch: piss achieved
jonnykefka: you won press any key to return to main menu, says the text in the bottom left
brieandbacon: Fund it
notthepenguins: C. E. Wee??
accountmadeforants: 10/10 no notes
dan_7_8_2: amazing
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DigitalSeahorse:
Beleqwaya: We definitely made way for PISS
sephyhallow: OK this slaps
JadedCynic:
@Beleqwaya but not JUST anywhere, in a toilet he CRAFTS HIMSELF
KeytarCat: Created by a person named Wee
Marvoleath:
prince_infidel: ThatsP
lamina5432: this sounds original
Kentosaurus: pun names
CaptainSpam: Ah, the fake credits.
Boopity: "Character design"
HorusFive: That was in every way a superior game than the previous
xantos69: So... was it a good game?
Spades_Slicc: Who are the pee police?!?!?!?!?!?
bytecaster: The credits are all puns
WearingCats_CwC: So long, strange love child of John Saint John and David Hayter o7
DigitalSeahorse:
Marvoleath: Multiplayer?! xD
Mr_Horrible: damn
Sebastian_Ulamog: 2nd part is this guy needs to do number two - as he learns this, he says: ah shit.
jj_q: New track for desert bus?
CaptainSpam: Well worth $2.
bytecaster: The speedrun is 25s?
accountmadeforants: Yeah you gotta see the 25 second speedrun
pleonasticTautology: would now be a good time for a break
Beleqwaya: I mean, technically we successfully peed
brieandbacon: I've still not peed
pleonasticTautology: because i gotta pee.
Spades_Slicc: Except for all those times you peed successfully
pleonasticTautology: oh lmao
ValTheDrake: this was a weird sequel to Don't Shit Your Pants
Foxmar320: Can't wait for the speedrun
xantos69:
50 Bits.
Bearudite: well we DID pee but in a toilet
spicyFerret_: "Narrative Consultant: Ben Dover"
lamina5432: thx and gnight
PotatoWraiths: thanks for watching and/or playing
Bassios:
100 Thanks for the piss!
MehallD: I did this? I'm so sorry
JadedCynic: thanks!
JadedCynic: bye o/
WearingCats_CwC: bai
Riandisa: Thanks for the great show
TheAinMAP: !next
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Nigouki: so I've only just found the yubtub update
Strebenherz:
100 thanks for piss!
Gekyouryuu: new set drops tomorrow is why
Mr_Horrible: I mean normally yes, you have to pick to draft
HorusFive:
100 Pssssss
Mr_Horrible:
Mr_Horrible: oh god they just keep happening
lamina5432: whens prrelease weekend?
Mr_Horrible: they're always good but they just keep happening
pleonasticTautology: !ppr
betweenmyself: Don’t PPR
TheAinMAP:
247Gremlin subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 97 months!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, 247Gremlin! (Today's storm count: 33)
DigitalSeahorse:
Ashmantle:
TheAinMAP:
Bassios: Thanks for the piss!
Dog_of_Myth:
pleonasticTautology: au revoir!
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
Mr_Horrible:
thanks for the show you two
DigitalSeahorse:
puggly
HorusFive:
@TheAinMAP don't say streaming
TehAmelie: thanks for the golden stream
TehAmelie: *runs for the hills*
Nigouki: @TehAmelie booooooooooooooooooooooo
TheAinMAP:
ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: AFK (Time to shove aside those keyboards and play some tabletop games! Game: Castle Combo) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (2:03 from now).
TehAmelie: on second thought, "this stream was gold" is funnier
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