Theycallmejokke: Bing bong intensifying
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Theycallmejokke: Jame's credit card will be white hot
LithelyUnshod: Gonna have to pause the YouTube video with Wheeler to watch Wheeler stream
Theycallmejokke: How many Wheelers are you on my dude? =D
Gekyouryuu: Wheeler, have people tried to convince you to play Umamusume because it has "Support ""Cards""" yet?
Gekyouryuu: "it's a hot one here today, and not just because Wheeler's on screen"
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FurthestChunk: How many inches are we from the midday sun
FurthestChunk: @Gekyouryuu he got close until he pulled up the wiki and saw a middle schooler's three sizes listed
Theycallmejokke: New set shadow drop
Gekyouryuu: @FurthestChunk .......huh
Gekyouryuu: Yup, literally TODAY
FurthestChunk: @Gekyouryuu and he's pretty real for it, please don't pay attention to my anime franchise that has three sizes listed for underage characters
Gekyouryuu: fortunately, they give you a FREE deck, and also the new set is only 77 cards
Theycallmejokke: It's the wild west now, anything goes, time to experiment
Theycallmejokke: Reprint maybe?
Xerodin: +2/-2 for darkside
FurthestChunk: now now remember before you correct ben you need to fill out that job application
kater10000: the old version was ruby (neutral) but draws a card instead of a specific card type
Blakemcm: oh does this dress make my Titanias look good?
FurthestChunk: straight into the menu screen boobs
FurthestChunk: i vote the most expensive option
Theycallmejokke: Shrug emoji
FurthestChunk: and also checking that windows notification
steffex2:
ArcOfTheConclave: super shrug
ArcOfTheConclave: there's always the pass
FurthestChunk: where's the anime boob whisperer when you need them
ArcOfTheConclave: you get a card stile
ArcOfTheConclave: style
Theycallmejokke: cosmetics mostly, looks like
Gekyouryuu: @FurthestChunk I didn't know they did that.
Gekyouryuu: not a card, just an alt art
ToppHat: wait
ToppHat: we can read in this stream?
ArcOfTheConclave: I wish that some of the puzzles were harder
FurthestChunk: @ToppHat that's right, we have an attention span around here
Theycallmejokke: Ah that seems like a genuinely good way to learn the game
Theycallmejokke: But chat is never correct
ArcOfTheConclave: math, what's 1+1?
vashertheblessed: Hello Sir Wheeler, thoughts on the game at this point?
vashertheblessed: valid lol
vashertheblessed: gottem
ArcOfTheConclave: I have never been more brutally owned than by that clip
vashertheblessed: lmaooo love it
vashertheblessed: my GF heavily judged me when she saw the home page
Gekyouryuu: I don't know where the wiki got their 3 sizes, because they're not showing in the game (and thank goodness for that)
FurthestChunk: it's also like, man are we really playing the gambling game about gambling
vashertheblessed: horse girl too far? noted
FurthestChunk: i saw a skeet that said it was like getting into cigarettes because of the cute mascot
Gekyouryuu: the funniest thing you could do as an answer to "are you going to play Umamusume?" would be to boot up Shadowverse 1 and look at the horse girls there, because they have cards
salamisuperstar: Joe Camel?
ToppHat: I thought his name was Joe Cool
FurthestChunk: Joe Camel, the craven coward who murdered Thomas and Martha Wayne?
ToppHat: my b
ToppHat: also Joe Cool is a snoopy persona apparently
ToppHat: I can't get banned here, it's not the rodeo haha
FurthestChunk: @ToppHat don't doubt Ben's power
ToppHat: True chunk
ArcOfTheConclave: this puzzle teaches something kind of unintuitive but very important
Theycallmejokke: But now we know
Gekyouryuu: barrier = regen
Gekyouryuu: is how it reads to me
CordingGnat0: in this game bane isn’t triggered on damage, it’s triggered on strike
daedela: well the MALE seahorses kays the eggs, duh
Mangledpixel: and knowing is half the battle
daedela: lays*
Mangledpixel:
(the other half is killing people 
)
Isitmeorisitme1: wait, wheeler, I'm beginning to think this isn't a Dark Souls 1 Randomizer?
grave2057: i do think people should think of mtg when they hear card game
CordingGnat0: they don’t retain buffs when sent to hand
Gekyouryuu: are you asking or thinking out loud?
grave2057: wheeler are you a dating sim enjoyer?
Mangledpixel: 'H'-hat
Tom_Bruise: only five times? across your entire streaming career? that's very little from what I understand
ArcOfTheConclave: this one was fun
Mangledpixel: a carbonated uncle
ToppHat: you're clearly playing a summoner in FF14
Gekyouryuu: a cat-like critter with a gem in its head
kater10000: the line is a seperator not a evolve effect
Tom_Bruise: Imean, I don't know this game at all, but it does just say "Storm"
ArcOfTheConclave: even without the evo
Gekyouryuu: no, it always has stom
Gekyouryuu: storm*
Gekyouryuu: would say "evolve" next to it if it were an evo effect
Tom_Bruise: yeah that looks right
ToppHat: to distract you
kater10000: its just a distraction
ToppHat: its doing the can-can
Gekyouryuu: oh, I see what it wants
Theycallmejokke: Such a Serge move =P
kater10000: you might have forgottena super evo mechanic
ArcOfTheConclave: super evo mechanics
zyrg: SEVO kill = 1 dmg
Gekyouryuu: you swing the fairies into the enemy minion, THEN kill with the super evo to deal the chip damage
kater10000: if a super evo follower kills something it knocks it into the opponent for 1 dmg
Tom_Bruise: "No... it's the video game that is wrong"
AFamiliarCalledEl: I can forgive you, I don't know what any of these cards do
kater10000: (i keep forgetting about it and missing lethal too tbh as it wasnt there in sv1)
Gekyouryuu: SV2 hasn't been out THAT long, and you've only been playing for stream afaik, so the mechanic is still new enough to be forgettable
ArcOfTheConclave: there was an earlier puzzle that hinged on the super ping
salamisuperstar: Couldn't get the promotion at work
goombalax: "though you sit at this knight table, we do not grant you the rank of officer"
Gekyouryuu: one thing I miss from SV1 was there was a button you could click that would show hats on the cards to indicate if they were officers/commanders/something else
kater10000: i think the tokens are the only thing that have the trait atm
Isitmeorisitme1: me when pirate ship doesn't have creature type ship
Gekyouryuu: that's WHY their frames are skeletal, their fat all went to their tits
RedNightmare7: Playing a card game while watching Wheeler play a card game? Proper evening right there
Zenergy142: Anime Moment
Tom_Bruise: what, in the woods? with their cousin's mags?
ToppHat: in a plastic bag
ToppHat: in the old rotten stump
Tom_Bruise: 150 yards west from the weird looking tree
ToppHat: you got it Tom
Theycallmejokke: Just wait for the Mammoth Mastery puzzle
iXstasy: corner
kater10000: bottom left is for leader effects the sigils is the number on bottom right of the amulet
iXstasy: on the card
Theycallmejokke: Got there!
iXstasy:
imagine missplaying this with 2 cards in hand 
ArcOfTheConclave: wait has otohime's bodyguard always had marine tag?
Theycallmejokke: Yeah slackers, MtG players would have narrowed it down to only two viable decks by now
kater10000: spells also give shadows
Zenergy142: A Manor
Zenergy142: A Weabo
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Tom_Bruise: I love how that was just a skeleton that killed someone's waifu
ToppHat: I thought math was for blockers
kater10000: havencraft is mostly control but it does have 1 storm deck too (with the birds, like the one you have in hand rn)
ArcOfTheConclave: this is a fun interaction
kater10000: super evo gives it indestructable and makes it take 0 during your turn yeah
ToppHat: love a mechanics puzzle
ArcOfTheConclave: this is a good one
zyrg: Order is important!
iXstasy: new edh vid with you
kater10000: its kinda nice that the puzzles are genuinly stuff that can happen in regular games
ArcOfTheConclave: this interaction is one puppet players do a lot
zyrg: 3/3 vs 1/1
zyrg:
Theycallmejokke: Woopsy doodle
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kater10000: this interaction happens alot in puppets considering how many of those 1/1s you are generating over the game
Theycallmejokke: Time exsodia to victory
ToppHat: might not include the thing you're fusing it to?
kater10000: another one i used to do wrong for way too long
ArcOfTheConclave: that's voltron not exodia
A_Dub888: Hello friends, how anime are we this morning?
Theycallmejokke: Insane as always =D
ArcOfTheConclave: I want there to be super hard puzzles
bytecaster: @ArcOfTheConclave If you don't have to solve an ARG to win in the card game, is it even really a puzzle?
Gekyouryuu: Dilbert, Pesolute Waladin
bytecaster: Who let the dogs out though, who?
A_Dub888: Forgot to lock the door, my bad
bytecaster: Missed lethal in the tutorial, smh
Theycallmejokke: Time to refresh my drink, and get snacks
Theycallmejokke: The right deck, is the one you think you'll have fun with
ArcOfTheConclave: fyi, buying gems off the web shop is higher value than in client
Theycallmejokke: That is such a weird thing, but good to know
Theycallmejokke: Let the cracking begin!
Tom_Bruise: well I'll be damned if that man doesn't look like he goes by Gelt
ToppHat: whats the copy limit on a deck?
ToppHat: 2 of?
ToppHat: 1 of?
ToppHat: gotcha
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Chronomagistrate:
ArcOfTheConclave: it's a wheel AND timewalk
Gekyouryuu: In original shadowverse that cost 20 but gave you an extra turn
A_Dub888: But Wheeler, you're already special
ToppHat: orchis bow master?
Tom_Bruise: it's a good card that produces magic
a_pidgeon: I feel like they may have fundamentally misunderstood the Medusa myth from that art
Theycallmejokke: Are we sure those are tights, and not just body paint
ArcOfTheConclave: @a_pidgeon it turns some parts of the intended audience to stone
Tom_Bruise: oh you can tell that's a good card by the fact it had both the breast, the butt, and the tail in shot
ToppHat: that you richard wheels
ToppHat: thank you*
bytecaster: But this time you get to spend real money!
Tom_Bruise: Boy, Crack-A-Pack has gotten a lot more weeby recently
bytecaster: So it's different!
bytecaster: Liquify those waifus!
Gekyouryuu: Anytime I hear those words, I just think of my old grixis commander deck: My Nekusar, My backusar, My p-
kater10000: yeah foils arent auto liquified thats all
Tom_Bruise: @Gekyouryuu not gonna lie, the word that got cut off sounds like some sort of jurrasic creature
realbadatthis_: What can you buy with emulsified waifus?
Tom_Bruise: vat-grown waifus?
kater10000: that was nearly 1 legendary worth of foils
a_pidgeon: Is this like Pokemon Go where you feed the liquified waifus to the survivors to make them strong?
Gekyouryuu: Wheeler, if you're in Shadowverse GG you can have it generate a deck code that let's you automatically import the entire deck list for you
Gekyouryuu: That's fair
Gekyouryuu: Albuh!
Tom_Bruise: well, back to the waifu juicer
salamisuperstar: USD?
A_Dub888: James! Wheeler needs $100!!
Tom_Bruise: well hold on, surely we can juice, like, a thousand red juices worth of anime?
CordingGnat0: Amalia is super good
Theycallmejokke: Bing bong for the meme?
CordingGnat0: Amelia too
Tom_Bruise: wasn't there a card you're only playing 2 of but could play 3?
Gekyouryuu: If you play a match in the park it gets you free rewards
Theycallmejokke: So we against puppets or Mecha
salamisuperstar: I'm just trying to connect to my opponent. Emotionally
Gekyouryuu: I really enjoy playing sword, but i need to reevaluate my build because I go hellbent pretty often and lose
Gekyouryuu: Oh, yeah, Bing Bong is one of the bigger memes
kater10000: @Gekyouryuu tbh the new ward haven deck is prob not helping it (although it being 15 legendaries might mean you dont see it so often)
ToppHat: is storm haste?
Gekyouryuu: Yes
ToppHat: got it
A_Dub888: did she just shoot her own card to make it stronger?
ToppHat: have fun waifus, good luck storming the castle
CordingGnat0: this guy is getting bullied
bytecaster: Sorry, the Persona council has already started the process of judgment
ToppHat: wait I thought Judgement was a RGG game
Ohh_Yato: been playing the fuse portal craft deck.
A_Dub888: @ToppHat It's also a Tarot Arcana so it falls within Persona's purview
ToppHat: truuuu
CordingGnat0: mammoth is out gg
kater10000: not the 7 mana 10/10 vanilla
a_pidgeon: I like how many of the card evolutions are just "card looking right is now card looking left"
CordingGnat0: worlds first person to win against mammoth
Theycallmejokke: I feel our opponent may not have played the tutorials
bytecaster: So many bars filling up!
CordingGnat0: yeah park dailies reset in an hour and that’s free stuff
Theycallmejokke: Time for this to become an avatar creation stream
Tom_Bruise: ok, I know this is waifu bait, but could that last card just get up, please
Gekyouryuu: I think one copy of rose was in the free deck you bought
bytecaster: As it is the same company, I'm looking forward to horsecraft, where you can play the horse girls!
Gekyouryuu: Which is where the second one came from
bytecaster: Yes
bytecaster: I have not been outside in two weeks, and you are correct
Tom_Bruise: From Japanese, shortend form of gachapon
lannersong: big ups
bytecaster: Why are there jump pads?!?
Theycallmejokke: Okay chat, time to log on and get em
Tom_Bruise: oh no, not the ArcSys avatar lobbies again!
SnackPak_: this game is everything I wanted
LightspeedSloth: gachapon, the rng capsule toys to eat kids’ allowances
CordingGnat0: oh you’re playing on the big screen
salamisuperstar: Rupies Galore, my favorite James Bond Legend of Zelda crossover character
SnackPak_: let's go!
kater10000: oh knockout table, there is one of those in each lobby and you play until you loose
bytecaster: Children are idiots yes!
Tom_Bruise: sooo we're not the beatdown?
Tom_Bruise: "I will not falter" she says, as she explodes
kater10000: this chest can either be the best thing ever... or avatar cloths
salamisuperstar: Good lord. Gatcha games are such busy work
Tom_Bruise: such busy work, with UIs so bad, you'd think they're trying to trap you in Gacha Hell
salamisuperstar: The classic
kater10000: there actually is a ward dot deck in this expansion but its one of the most expensive decks in terms of legendaries
Tom_Bruise: Gacha Hades. Gachades
Tom_Bruise: did... did that go the way they wanted it to?
Rtfy99: Lol
Tom_Bruise: It did. Apparently it did.
ArcOfTheConclave: they don't heal even without the super evo, the heal is only on attack
Theycallmejokke: Those shoes are winner's shoes, no equipping them before you've won a match young man!
Tom_Bruise: Yeah quick, grab the Etsuko Shoes
bytecaster: Satisfaction happens
Gekyouryuu: You just get a special title
Gekyouryuu: And why would you use that title when you have access to the Bing Bong title?
Ohh_Yato: you need some neutrals with Ward
Orannis0: some big neutrals?
Ohh_Yato: the special artifact y does 3 to every opponent followed on eot
Theycallmejokke: Puppet cat, terrifying
salamisuperstar: Human skin actually
Tom_Bruise: so a fanfairy, then?
Gekyouryuu: Yes. Also, check the flairs
Gekyouryuu: There it is
thraximore: Let's go
Theycallmejokke: My whole life is a lie
salamisuperstar: Localizing bing-bong to ding-dong smh
Tom_Bruise: by all rights, it should be Ding-Dong Bing-Bong
thraximore: He keeps trying to make the wiki happen
LightspeedSloth: She says bing bong but our English ears should hear ding dong according to the translation
salamisuperstar: Play the line for conformation
salamisuperstar: paid actor
Tom_Bruise: that, or it's that tricksy Nelson Mandela and his effect again
LightspeedSloth: Back in my day, angels said bing-bong
SnackPak_: preach wheeler!
Tom_Bruise: I play not to join the coomers, but to surpass the coomers!
LightspeedSloth: AI-generated super arched backs
Gekyouryuu: You don't understand, Wheeler. These games go heavy on tits and asses to train the players OUT of instantly gooning to anime women, like a monk training regimen
SnackPak_:
Tom_Bruise: oh well, now we're bricked, might as well try joining the coomers anyway
thraximore:
Theycallmejokke: Like god intended =D
kater10000: that might be the starter deck version of ward dot deck
kamilucky: i Appriciate the commitment to the bit
MrOtak: hello thoughts on the new sword cards?
Theycallmejokke: The ol' butt fighting
Tom_Bruise: @MrOtak 7/10, either too much or not enough cooming
MrOtak: oh
MrOtak: ok hows the game so far then
kater10000: she is the same thing as kagemitsu with her reviving every 2 turns
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bytecaster: That poor doggo, never even saw the board
Theycallmejokke: Winner, winner chicken dinner
bytecaster: That is some avatar our opponent has
bytecaster: I can hear it now, it's "ding-dong"
bytecaster: Surely, dog lady
kater10000: thats an opponent that pulled the avatar vouchers from the packs yeah
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kamilucky: BIG DOG
kater10000: you also block them from using some of their cards as abyss needs to ping themself for some effects
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bytecaster: This seems the be the pattern with Cygames, so many waifus, but also solid gameplay, see also horse game
Tom_Bruise: are... are you letting the coom flow through you?
SnackPak_: in minecraft
bytecaster: just add "in shadowverse" at the e nd
Gekyouryuu: I still don't know where the umamusume wiki is getting the sizes of the girls, because the game sure doesn't have it, unless I'm just blind
Tom_Bruise: surely Shadowverse could add a Minecraft category of decks/cards
Orannis0: Need to get the Desert Bus tech crew to get that "For legal reasons this is a joke" macro set up for you
bytecaster: @Gekyouryuu Of course the wiki for that game is unhinged. Maybe they are also source anime materials
Tom_Bruise: their source could be Crazy Doug the Horse Guy
accountmadeforants: @Gekyouryuu Maybe it's one of those things where there's a point of reference and they count the pixels. People get obsessive.
PixelNiceness: decklist?
bytecaster: @accountmadeforants They should add no information from the games to the wiki, only the information about the actual horses.
Kiarru: think any of the new set could fit in the deck well?
Kiarru: ya rose seems solid
accountmadeforants: Clearly the new set will invalidate your new deck, nothing but great cards that are incidentally also hard counters. I base this on no real information.
Kiarru: i think new dailies drop in 3 mins, prob same for park dailies
Theycallmejokke: That can't be right
Gekyouryuu: Rupees updates late because stage 1 is two days, but park resets in 3 minutes along with the free daily pack
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Orannis0: smh not calling it Space the Convergence
Voidhawk42: @Orannis0 Yes! Someone else who remembers that article!
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