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IbunWest: what? Magic?
TehAmelie: there's magic everywhere
TehAmelie: especially right here
Earthenone: !findquote magic
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IbunWest: I…don’t want to know about the smells
TehAmelie: i've been to a LAN, i think i know the smells
Spades_Slicc: @TehAmelie Are magnets magic?
TehAmelie: so i've heard
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theambivalentagender: @Spades_Slicc I'm stuck on ad 1 of 6...
Spades_Slicc: We'll get through this together
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crashco17: I will fine you for everything
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KaleidoscopeMind:
Spades_Slicc: @Flyingdelorion Dang you don't have the Astrophysics Data System? 😔
IbunWest:
TehAmelie: this song has some odd movements
IbunWest: it seems like many songs spliced together
Juliamon: because it's not "a song" it's a collection of all the songs from that skit
Earthenone: muted kathleen
IbunWest: whoops
TehAmelie: hello!
patbaer: cannot hear ya
OldUncleDan: Kathleen talking about real stuff here.
Diabore: its a muted kathleen!
Spades_Slicc: How long do we think we can keep this going before she unmutes?
vinewood_og: Silenced by the Broligarchy
Juliamon: We cannot hear
DAC169:
hi Kathleen 
Flyingdelorion: Mic 5
bytecaster: @Juliamon but we must chat
Kentosaurus: everything is fine now
illogicalEmu: There you are
vinewood_og: Nailed it
patbaer: we can now!
Juliamon: Ah huzzah
EvilBadman: The timing of fining you're muted after a big chat
TehAmelie: hi for real!
KaleidoscopeMind: i am just assuming that was amazing box text
bartimus_thundercask: Everything is fine
vinewood_og: Once more from the top lol
ekplayscards: OMG HI KATHLEEN
patbaer:
Flyingdelorion: Hello Kathleen and chat! Hope you are all doing well this thursday!
Krillin_fan: nary a difficulty in sight
Moansters: Hello! Perfect intro, 10/10 nailed it
illogicalEmu: Nice, I got here JUST in time
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e_bloc: card kingdom is great, I got all my FF cards from them
Flyingdelorion: @Spades_Slicc LOL Nice one!
couchboyj: Lame duck standard is actually pretty fun
Krillin_fan: woo chair stream!@
theambivalentagender:
4 vivis, done. 
Spades_Slicc: Roll for sandwich style deck construction?
KaleidoscopeMind: chair and smaller chair
DAC169: not going to try the MWM before it ends?
bartimus_thundercask: I have been having great sucess with rakdos lizards as of late
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QuixoticScrivener: are we shooting for Dimir?
Flyingdelorion: Standard? I'm in!
Spades_Slicc: I know people who build to the meta: and they're all cowards!!
Flyingdelorion: Let's get cooking!
Flyingdelorion: NP Kathleen you are doing fine!
theambivalentagender: Is it prowess?
couchboyj: Vivi is fun.
TehAmelie: so if we do something else, no one will see it coming?
couchboyj: Dimir midrange is another big bad for the format I think
RatherLargeToad: Didn’t that get a bunch of cards banned?
Kentosaurus: izzet prowess got nerfed due to bans, but still could be fun
Moansters: I've been having a lot of fun with jeskai discard, monument and the like
Spades_Slicc: Honestly I've had insane guttersnipe games
RatherLargeToad: The Yuna deck seems fun
Flyingdelorion: Yuna reanimator?
LevDev: 4 color dinosaur reanimator is amusing, do love my loot soup deck though
QuixoticScrivener: I like meme decks
KaleidoscopeMind: gimmick deck: build around your fave flavor text
illogicalEmu: I'm still stuck in my Temur doppelgang ways
Spades_Slicc: RB guttersnipe + black mages
theambivalentagender: I've been trying to make Stormscale Scion work but it's been iffy
couchboyj: Some flavor of reanimator gets my vote
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WiJohn: Something something Tifa punch face
QuixoticScrivener: @spades_slicc or Grixis
Flyingdelorion: Azorius mill then?
bytecaster: Tifa punchies?!
Spades_Slicc: @QuixoticScrivener What are you doing with that U?
Kentosaurus: mono green landfall if you like tifa and chocobos
realbadatthis_: tifa? I'm in
bytecaster: Tifa punchies must be mono-green landfall
theambivalentagender: Tifa big punch
RatherLargeToad: Birds
QuixoticScrivener: @spades_slicc Vivi of course
LevDev: As long as it's the landfall iteration but there is also grull delerium in the aggro department
Flyingdelorion: Go Birds!
realbadatthis_: do they run a spicy PuPu?
DAC169: it is easy. that's why it's popular
couchboyj: Gruul Aggro is probably delerium, so likely no Tifa
couchboyj: But Terra!
crashco17: Butt tearuh
theambivalentagender: Bill nye the cactus guy
personguy101: whats magic
Krillin_fan: I am enjoying this type of magic content, thanks Kathleen
artdecosunburn: It's alright.
varmintx0: I don't play Magic...here for LRR.
crashco17: I don't play here, Magic for LRR
realbadatthis_: mossborn very good
theambivalentagender:
@personguy101 It's a parasite on your bank account that triggers the pleasure center of your brain so you dont get rid of it
Moansters: Kathleen buying in bulk today
personguy101: billy boy
Flyingdelorion: I am enjoying this content as well. Thank you Kahtleen
LevDev: Thumbs up
realbadatthis_: ornery brushwagg in the list?
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crashco17: I only play spades out on the corner of the ghetto in which i reside
Jethrain: you might need to click "craft" if you don't own any
Flyingdelorion: Oops, I meant Kathleen..
DAC169: just type chocobo?
Jethrain: for them to show up
personguy101: hit craft
LevDev: select not collected in the selection screen
couchboyj: You need to turn in not collected?
noisyblizzard: you dont have any yet
MrPipboy3000: Its a mythic, so you may not have it
theambivalentagender: Try selecting "not collected" on filters
LevDev: thumbs up
Spades_Slicc: No E-Wilds?
personguy101: lands not selected
bytecaster: We don't have lands selected
Jethrain: Select lands on the filter
ScenarioLabs: Select lands on the filter
MrPipboy3000: its not green, its a land
Voidhawk42: untick green
realbadatthis_: fabled passage my beloved
shushu2539: there's an hydra that gets +1+1 counter per each other counter put on other non hydra creatures
OldUncleDan: No deck link to do a direct import?
bytecaster: What doesn't it do
EvilBadman: @OldUncleDan she was looking on a separate pc so copy/paste trickier
Krillin_fan: success!
OldUncleDan: @EvilBadman Doh! Shoulda realized that!
bytecaster: Sazh finds traveling chocobo
freshmaker__: many landfall happen. power go brrr
bytecaster: Bristly Bill is unreasonable, yes
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Krillin_fan: this deck saw the word subtlety and decided "no, not for me thanks"
artdecosunburn: "Get land or fight" -- United Kingdom, 1750-1950
Jethrain: being on the receiving end of this deck in the standard queue often, it's a menace
personguy101: no think only throw lands down
freshmaker__: I've been playing sultai ramp and jund reanimator. Standard is fun. I'm about to lose my favourite card Etali, with rotation though. I've gotta make the most of it.
Spades_Slicc: Doesn't look bad
Kentosaurus: there's a version of tifa deck that can end a game on turn 3 if oppo doesn't have removal. it's big green stompy fun.
Spades_Slicc: I have lost to and beaten this opening hand many times
Krillin_fan: we've had one hydra yes, but what about second hydra?
TehAmelie: Bristly Bill, huh. Gilder Bairn has grown up
couchboyj: I like leaving up snakeskin mana
MrPipboy3000: oh, that hydra is miserable
TehAmelie: they're countering our counters with counters!
Spades_Slicc: Wait does this landfall deck have enchantment removal besides player removal?
MrPipboy3000: other hydra first?
ScenarioLabs: Hydra first!
ScenarioLabs: Snakeskin for lethal!
gergorg:
i wish there were sound effects 
ScenarioLabs: ezpz
Krillin_fan: K.O.!
Flyingdelorion: GG Nice!
TheWriterAleph:
WiJohn: polysnake punch also good
gergorg: yuppi
adamshandy: I think you should make the sound effects
TehAmelie: this deck may be some steamroller made of snakes
personguy101: is there anything that your happy is being rotated out
gergorg: sound has returned!
NornsFelidar: hello Kathleen! I sent you an email a few weeks ago, but I'm afraid it ended up in spam.
MrPipboy3000: Sheoldred
personguy101: simple answer for me is sheolderd apoc
gergorg: sound is like music to my ears
biosimicist: Whoops, standard is good too.
personguy101: elves probably
Kentosaurus: they scooped, so it was correct
bytecaster: 100% win rate!
Jethrain: i think no matter what they played, they were very dead with springbloom next turn
RatherLargeToad: deck is unbeatable
realbadatthis_: Kathleen Pro-Tour Arc
RatherLargeToad: Traveling X
RatherLargeToad: Chocobo is not an OK card
Flyingdelorion: Ranked que is very different than Play que, but this is a good way you can learn to pilot the deck!
realbadatthis_: they haven't played to the board, just hit em with chickens
DAC169: it's also unsurprising
realbadatthis_: you know... Role Model might be a cool splash in this deck
bytecaster: Traveling chocobos do stack, IIRC
Kentosaurus: hooray for the shuffler
Krillin_fan: you cant stop them!
personguy101: its just like it says its unstoppable
DAC169: it's Arena. not surprising
TehAmelie: funny that all the slashers do is defend
realbadatthis_: big Mike Myers .deck energy
bytecaster: If only we could give that tiny bird trample
realbadatthis_: ah, sphere grid is commander
RatherLargeToad: maybe a couple Fat Chocobos
Moansters: there's the combo
Flyingdelorion: And gone is the combo..
bytecaster: Sazh does find Fat Chocobo, so that might be good
LevDev: Was gone what did I miss....that a big bird.
TehAmelie: do you think it still lives in Sazh's hair?
KingOfDoma: Hey Kathleen. Hey chat. Games going well so far?
realbadatthis_: 100% win rate
TheMerricat: You having sacked
Spades_Slicc: clicked the library not the land
TehAmelie: we extremely wrecked the first two games. this is looking good too
bytecaster: @KingOfDoma They have three unstoppable slashers, which is a problem for our deck
DAC169: @bytecaster I guarantee they have 4. they just haven't played the last one yet
Spades_Slicc: The versatility of Bushwack to find land and be creature removal is nice, but the power of a good punch/bite cannot be understated
bytecaster: If we remove all of their demons, maybe their annex is gonna get them?
kristian_fischer: Evening, Kathleen. Looking forward to Edge of Eternities?
Spades_Slicc: Escape tunnel + Unstoppable Slasher is pretty good
LevDev: This is where you really want a fling
Jethrain: unstoppable is not an OK card tbh
bytecaster: Maybe 1 or 2 rogue's passage wouldn't hurt?
Spades_Slicc: @Jethrain it's fine, it dies to removal, it has summoning sickness
DAC169: I think Tifa is the only trample in this deck
realbadatthis_: moss born hydra
KaiTerranova: sac the escape tunnel to try get another bird on top?
Spades_Slicc: You'd need hydra and 4 lands
LevDev: Mono black midrange is pretty sweet
TehAmelie: ah, if only chocobos could fly
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eleric937: i love the landfall bird deck
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bytecaster: Rogues passage lets us swing through
personguy101: something that gives monster role maybe
realbadatthis_: !card agonosaur rex
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
QuixoticScrivener: summon chocobo
Krillin_fan: my kingdom for a rancor
LevDev: Garruk's something that gives creatures trample maybe?
Revelia: I would joke say monstrous rage
KaiTerranova: fat chocobo gives trample i think
realbadatthis_: !card agonasaur rex
LRRbot: Agonasaur Rex [3GG] | Creature — Dinosaur [8/8] | Trample / Cycling {2}{G} / When you cycle this card, put two +1/+1 counters on up to one target creature or Vehicle. It gains trample and indestructible until end of turn.
couchboyj: Overprotect is a somewhat popular option I think?
AdamLavadan:
Hello! Ooooooo, I see we're landfall stomping 
personguy101: ferocious werefox maybe just for the adventure
shushu2539: there's a {1}G bear that gives trample to every creature with a +1+1 counter
realbadatthis_: !card blitzball shot
LRRbot: Blitzball Shot [1G] | Instant | Target creature gets +3/+3 and gains trample until end of turn.
couchboyj: !card Overprotect
LRRbot: Overprotect [1G] | Instant | Target creature you control gets +3/+3 and gains trample, hexproof, and indestructible until end of turn.
EvilBadman: I think one thing to avoid is burning all your land tutors, since the land ones are instant speed
Spades_Slicc: I mean if you want trample on anything you have it could be worth a red splash for Monstrous . . . oh wait
LevDev: This feels like a starter deck ya facing against.
personguy101: oh yeah herd heirloom is also a thing
Spades_Slicc: Bushwack for land?
senorfua: !decklist
slandernlies: Sleepy time my side of the pond but excited to check out the vod of this. Good luck!
Jethrain: First is right
Spades_Slicc: Kathleen no!
Spades_Slicc: First in last out
BrowneePointz: Yknow Kathleen, I think one of my favorite bits of the Worldbuilding for EoE is that there’s TWO SEPARATE hyper advanced species/civilizations that both just…mysteriously vanished. Fun way to plant seeds for future things
Jethrain: it says at the bottom of the box, which side resolves first
personguy101: Synchronized Charge {1}{G} Sorcery Distribute two +1/+1 counters among one or two target creatures you control. Creatures you control with counters on them gain vigilance and trample until end of turn. Harmonize {4}{G}
Spades_Slicc: "Please be a land on top" Sentences said by very few Magic players
shushu2539: !card Gnarlid Colony
LRRbot: Gnarlid Colony [1G] | Creature — Beast [2/2] | Kicker {2}{G} / If this creature was kicked, it enters with two +1/+1 counters on it. / Each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it has trample.
shushu2539: it wasn't a bear but a beast (looks like a bear)
NornsFelidar: remember Bill has activated ability
realbadatthis_: no warleader's call yet
Spades_Slicc: OP's last card is a trumpet blast, calling it
LevDev: Big hydra
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freshmaker__: seems good
JinaMahavira:
BusTed:
catcard: helloooooooo!
Spades_Slicc: Howdy Seabats and Seachats
Mr_Horrible:
TehAmelie: that hydra is gross (so to speak)
Jethrain: there's that trample we were looking for
realbadatthis_: literally gross (dozen dozen)
Mr_Horrible: big hydra
BusTed: seems good
Wolfstrike_NL:
big hydra
Spades_Slicc: @TehAmelie This might be a Kudzu hydra not a moss hydra given how fast it's growing
personguy101: gotta love green aldn aggro
personguy101: land
BrowneePointz: yall, I think Kathleen MAY just be better than average at Magic
Ranakel: Correction: your greatest weakness, a mirror match BUT they're on the play
TehAmelie: feels like a mirror match
Spades_Slicc: hctam rorrim a ekil sleef
TheMerricat: Chocobo landfall decks are fun to play, misery to play against in BO1 format.
Wolfstrike_NL: At least they already missed a land drop
bytecaster:
So many tiny birds 
EvilBadman: they didn't miss one, Chocobo kick returned one
Wolfstrike_NL: @EvilBadman aaa my bad
bytecaster: Oooh, fabled passage is a lot of counters
bytecaster: next turn
Spades_Slicc: Next turn you can mossborn and fabled passage for hugenormous value
bytecaster:
They are copying us!
BrowneePointz: op you’re supposed to stumble on the play
personguy101: they just simply play your stuff but first
BrowneePointz: that’s the rules
Spades_Slicc: GG go next?
bytecaster: Double block with our tiny birds to trade bird for bird?
Spades_Slicc: Yeah I sent that before OP had the fabled passage hugenormous turn
djalternative: So, I warned Graham of what I'm about to do last week
bytecaster: The flute is back!
freshmaker__: oh no the bloomburrow board music lol
personguy101: make the big elves
Spades_Slicc: Make bill hugemungous?
BrowneePointz: WotC I would do unholy things for a Bloomburrow D&D book(although I’m excited for the Lorwyn one next year)
Magicpokey: Dear Doctor Kathleen: Hi! I recently got my new fiance, Amy, into LRR would you tell her Hello?
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Spades_Slicc: Oh no it's the Overlord deck
EvilBadman: bold to assume they'll be alive that long
Magicpokey: Thank you!
roastbeefsandwitch: @Magicpokey an excellent choice! a wonderful group of comedians and creators, and wonderful people to boot
djalternative: Graham wondered how a poetry quote could be mean. Well...
bytecaster: Nope
Jethrain: Nope
Spades_Slicc: No
personguy101: no
MrPipboy3000: nope
morristailor: no
bytecaster: Sunfall doesn't target
MrPipboy3000: Sunfall doesn't target
personguy101: hexproof protects targets
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Spades_Slicc: The only things that beat Sunfall are slow blinks and counterspells
TehAmelie: sure was a well played board wipe on their part
personguy101: oh boy overlords deck
BrowneePointz: god I can’t want for the damn wrath to rotate in a few weeks
Chichen: good things beans is banned
freshmaker__: Speaking of cards I'm happy to see rotate, Sunfall...
Spades_Slicc: Go birds! (to the top of my deck)
djalternative: that poem goes ON so there's plenty more months of resub messages
djalternative: you did great
Sibwow: love to see the girls playing stand-her-d
jacqui_lantern234:
OH LOOK!!! its a beautiful group of wonderful friends whomst i love beyond measure!!! 
MrPipboy3000: Druid to shuffle?
Spades_Slicc: Would you like some deck alteration suggests?
personguy101: pretty sure its called monobalck demons
bytecaster: Lets kickpunch!
djalternative: Oh, good news. I'm on page 88 of my new feature draft, and I just finished my itinerary for Austin Film Fest. So many headaches out of the way
NornsFelidar: Liliana in standard (for another week) is very tempting
jacqui_lantern234:
BrowneePointz: I can’t believe Sunfall and Farewell got printed so close to each other. just two absolutely miserable magic cards
Spades_Slicc: Remember bird befoer land next turn
Jethrain: Order didn't matter while she's summoning sick
MrPipboy3000: Nah, the boost isn't perminant
NornsFelidar: they were... a year apart...
bytecaster: Yes, yes, make our Tifa grow!
Spades_Slicc: If you played the forest you'd keep up snakeskin
Chesul: and another tunnel on top.
tryllebanjo: K . I . C . K .
bytecaster: 16/2 Tifa is always the correct play
Moansters: ouch
personguy101: oof
Wolfstrike_NL: "Turn 4, hit you for 16" is not even that weird anymore :S
Spades_Slicc: You could attack and veil to kill the drake and open the way for more attacks
Spades_Slicc: no longer an option
silenceaux: 16 damage is definitely a lot.
itsZenegos: if they dont block you have lethal
Jethrain: if they didn't block then they were just dead
bytecaster: If they don't block that, they would have been dead
Chesul: If they hadn't blocked veil would be a win.
Ktolos: this looks like the blue red theme deck, rather than a real standard deck
Spades_Slicc: Before the giant they were at 4 so if they didn't attack veil kills
Spades_Slicc: didn't block rather
bytecaster: Chat, I think we properly explained the line
Spades_Slicc: fair
bytecaster: Good hustle
Bruceski: theme deck? Do you mean the starter deck?
Gekyouryuu: howdy, friends. we just playing standard?
bytecaster: Yeah, firebrand archer feels like a theme deck card
tryllebanjo:
ooooof
bytecaster: We have so many veils, we could just attack
personguy101: escape tunnel shuffle maybe
Spades_Slicc: I mean I built a mono red burn deck running Firebrand, Guttersnipe, and that other firebrand
Chesul: and we win here?
BrowneePointz: oh they’re dead
bytecaster: We can just attack and they are dead
BrowneePointz: whichever they don’t blocked double pump and they crushed
Ktolos: swing for the win
Jethrain: there were many lines to lethal there
Joecool190: you could have bushwack the blocker
itsZenegos: double snake was 5
Sibwow: could have bushwhacked the blocker
MrPipboy3000: If you fought the micromancer, no blockers, swing for lethal
Chesul: you also could have fought the 3/3 and swung for the win.
BrowneePointz: no worries it happens
MrPipboy3000: but hey, we're still doing good
Sibwow: next time next time
Sibwow: biggest threat, opponent,
Magicpokey: This is how we learn
Chesul: you are most likely still winning this, yeah.
bytecaster: Opponent: "How many snakeskin veil do they have?!?!?"
CuteTeaGoat: verifiably no more
Spades_Slicc: How do we feel about Firespitter Whelp as a Guttersnipe? It does half as much damage per cast but it can more reliably attack but it costs 3
CuteTeaGoat: lava axe let's go
tryllebanjo:
ghizmou: if you re playing guttersnipe, you want him for his ability
Joecool190: they both cost three
QuixoticScrivener: run both
QuixoticScrivener: run all the snipe
bytecaster: We do have a 64/64 trample next turn, soooo
ghizmou: no instants all snipe
bytecaster: There was a land on top
Chesul: You had a land on top, you could see it with the traveling Chocobo.
bytecaster: A little bird told me
tryllebanjo:
What a nice, but weird 7 
Spades_Slicc: Still have some value and keep up veil, pretty gooood
BrowneePointz: I’m excited for Standard after EoE, the Tannuk they previewed today gives your red creatures and artifacts warp AND haste and that’s gonna enable ….shenanigans. he’s basically pseudo sneak attack in standard
bytecaster: The lizard aggro deck is a lot of fun, if not that competitive
ghizmou: no monstrous rage 1 time
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bytecaster: @ghizmou Isn't that banned now?
Spades_Slicc: @ghizmou We'll never have to fear the rage again
NornsFelidar: @browneepointz progenitus, Aurelia, lothliss and the discover Dino are in standard 😉
Jethrain: yeah monstrous is banned in standard
Mr_Horrible: also starts threatening lethal next turn
Mr_Horrible: if it lives
ghizmou: traumas take a long time to heal
Spades_Slicc: Turn inside out however is still around
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Dog_of_Myth: Yep
ghizmou: yeah, that overlord is mean
couchboyj: Overlords be overloarding
BrowneePointz: yep. overlords are mini titans
MrPipboy3000: oh yea, its not ok
Spades_Slicc: that was unfortunately very sick by OP
Mr_Horrible: that one's a drubbing if it gets going
TehAmelie: hehe imagine if this deck had doubling season
tryllebanjo: Daaawwww jeeeesus
EvilBadman: @TehAmelie too slow honestly
TehAmelie: details
ForOhForError: I don't think what the deck is missing is more counters tbf
AdamYMHMI: @ForOhForError Well, there's your problem right there, gotta take all those green cards out and put in more counterspells. And why are you running forests in a mono-blue deck?
Dog_of_Myth: I've seen some green decks use Overprotect
EvilBadman: I think the deck needs more push through/trample instants, like Blitzball Shot. I think the permanents are pretty streamlined
EvilBadman: Overprotect also v good, yeah
TehAmelie: sure the 1 gross hydra may have been enough counters for anyone
shushu2539: we should be seeing the comercials now?
NotCainNorAbel:
MrPipboy3000: hair strea
tsp397: Stream is still live
Dog_of_Myth: Just imagine the commericals
CaptainSpam: Did we forget to actually go to commercial?
morristailor: i think so
highelectricaltemperature: i just saw some ads for some superlative products myself
MrPipboy3000: I guess I can just tell my Alexa to play Big Giant Circles
Dog_of_Myth: It's fine
shushu2539: !card Gaea's Gift
LRRbot: Gaea's Gift [1G] | Instant | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It gains reach, trample, hexproof, and indestructible until end of turn.
couchboyj: Also has real good flavor text
TehAmelie: ooh, reach
MrPipboy3000: makes Tifa bigger
LostThePirate:
I guess I'll have to stay to the end of the stream to hear what other streams/events are coming up soon 
couchboyj: Overprotect
Spades_Slicc: I'd swap for protect the rider
bytecaster: The turtle shell are his defenses
TehAmelie: i imagine Blor with a Mike Tyson voice
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CuteTeaGoat: that's a line delivered by someone who's very pervious
bytecaster: All tifaed up
Joecool190: I like that hand lol
cjtree: so this can just be 16 trample damage, neat
Spades_Slicc: Op holding up kill spells
MrPipboy3000: gg
Spades_Slicc: I was the wrong
TehAmelie: weirdly, the best opposite of impervious is perfidious
silenceaux: goodbye, opponent.
Wolfstrike_NL: turn 3 hit you for 16 does sounds better
pleonasticTautology: hi everyone
Spades_Slicc: Would an Aristocrats vehicles deck be called Aristo-Carts?
TheWriterAleph: hi graham
TehAmelie: there's a Graham
pleonasticTautology: hi graham
bytecaster: Hi Graham!
Antimuffin: I would say non-loud.
Flyingdelorion: Hello Graham!
Dog_of_Myth:
BlueElectivire: a wild graham appears
NornsFelidar: hello Graham👋
TehAmelie: and that was with only one Tifa in play!
highelectricaltemperature: does the community know what procs the "did you have fun" prompt? it does not seem wholly random
bytecaster: I have been thoroughly entertained!
WizardDanceParty: It's been quiet but I have my air conditioner blasting because I'm a PNW vampire and can't handle the sun
highelectricaltemperature: some of us watched a suite of lovely advertisements
e_bloc: dog's breakfast is an excellent turn of phrase
MrPipboy3000: Less editing to do!
Moansters: Don't listen to her Graham, Kathleen is doing perfectly fine
TehAmelie: but remember the win with a 144/144 hydra!
Spades_Slicc: Who would win: Zack Fair or this babby bird?
bytecaster:
Not our tiny bird
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bytecaster: Tunnel is an evolving wilds
LostThePirate: I'm re-watching the FFVII PIF, but had to turn it off last night because Graham also had a problem with turning the volume slider up for the stream, and I kept getting jump-scared by the ads playing *loudly*.
bytecaster: I thought it was Wark or Kwe or something?
TehAmelie: chocobos go beep if you tickle their belly button
theambivalentagender: Oh, speaking of birds, I stopped in at best buy earlier and there was an entire colony of swallows nesting in the roof corners of the building
LostThePirate: @TehAmelie No need to delve into why birds have belly buttons...
Spades_Slicc: I've tried giving my hydra the bill in the past and the cheapskate keeps not paying up
EvilBadman: and then you made a 144/144 hydra so, a land(fall) of contrasts
TehAmelie: it was gross!
Firewhiskers: Thanks @TehAmelie !
Krillin_fan: bristly bill's hydra emporium was doing great business
Flyingdelorion: Hail Hydra!
AdamYMHMI: Fun interaction - hold priority on the Hydra's landfall trigger, crack the fetch, and get an extra counter from Bill before doubling twice
Spades_Slicc: Genuinely why wasn't this bussing aura banned?
Spades_Slicc: it sucks to play against
Dog_of_Myth: it's fine
NornsFelidar: answers don't usually get banned
Spades_Slicc: now it has ward 4
Dog_of_Myth: Lot of enchantment removal
Joecool190: it's good but it's also very fine
itsZenegos: sheltered by ghosts is fine, it just forces you to deal with the aura, not the creature
theambivalentagender: Lots of things suck to play against.
crashco17:
Genuinely why isn't their legendary creature banned
cjtree: yeah, you can get tifa to 6 toughness
OldUncleDan: Sweepers deal with auras very well.
ScenarioLabs: Go full control, probably
Thefluffiestguineapig: Sheltered by ghosts is messed up
theambivalentagender: Tifa big punch
Gekyouryuu: arena once hosed me by skipping through my Ramuh chapter 3 going on the stack and didn't let me use an instant on it before it died, so full control is justified
Joecool190: and he has trample
Chesul: I think you take this? but I'm not sure.
Jethrain: let it ride i think
AdamYMHMI: And you can't double with bill next turn
crashco17: L0l
Flyingdelorion: More like Zack Unfair, am I right?
silenceaux: Alas, needed another snakeskin.
Mazzaroth1: Lost to removal.dec
Foxmar320: Hello Graham and Kathleen, how goes
itsZenegos: i agree, the tifa/bird decks have disgusting draws but fall apart just as fast
graal_smith: WAT?!
Dog_of_Myth: !ppr
AdamYMHMI:
The biggest thing that affects my win rate in standard is that my opponent is also trying to win. I wish they'd stop 
Spades_Slicc: Honestly I stated winning more standard games when I started making my decks 24 lands, 18 removal spells, and 18 cards what actually win games
Chesul: Aww, boo.
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tryllebanjo: GG
itsZenegos:
battle menu might actually be one of my favorite cards out of FF
Kaus_Jason: yes that's me
Anubis169: I love the LRR Swanopotamus
graal_smith: I remain unsurprised
couchboyj: This week's TTC got me onto the web fiction and I've been loving it, so thanks for that!
TehAmelie: i think i like it too, though haven't gotten far
Spades_Slicc: 1-drop mana dorks are still good despite power creep
ghizmou: llanowar elves have been a menace since 1993
graal_smith: You know nothing, John Snow?
dheid1: Howdy, Kathleen! I had the pleasure of running into you in line for MagicCon Vegas -- the teacher with a Magic Club at his high school. Wanted to thank you again for your generosity and for taking a moment to say hi!
ArdCollider:
Seth Dickinson's trust in the reader is often *alarmingly* high. There's no deep end they won't toss you into. 
cjtree: I think you can get up to 22 attack?
Spades_Slicc: I like how (presumably) the End Stone is the narrator and also how it (professes) to understand itself
Spades_Slicc: I have not finished the story
TehAmelie: there's some front loaded world building but it's working
Krillin_fan: got 'em!
TheWooglie: oh no lifelink
Kaus_Jason: Absolutely loved working on the set, and truly there is no purer dopamine hit than strangers online saying flavor text you wrote goes hard
itsZenegos: with full control you can put all those counters on before the first double
bytecaster: Next turn chocobo + tifa + passage
bytecaster: Awww, too bad
Thefluffiestguineapig: This is a version of a deck that wrecked in alchemy as well
comrade_cards: full control and resolving all of bill's triggers before tifa's would be technically optimal
Krillin_fan: who knew tifa and bill were such besties?
Thefluffiestguineapig: the White black deck
cjtree: Tifa or at least sazh's chocobo
Jethrain: classic balatro "adders before multipliers"
Mazzaroth1: you play the land, resolve bill, before resolving tifa, crack the passage
DAC169: @cjtree Tifa because trample
Dog_of_Myth: It's alot
bytecaster: We must min-max the tifa
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Kaus_Jason: and when i heard Seth Dickinson was doing the fiction i was very excited since their work on destiny was certainly an influence on some of my work
Chesul: I don't think you can put multiple Bill triggers before Tifa gets one, since each time you crack a passage you get a Tifa trigger at the same time as a Bill trigger. so the best you can do is alternate.
cjtree: I think because each land triggers both, and you can only crack another after those triggers go on the stack. the result is the same
Gekyouryuu: @StreetRach general Kenobi
itsZenegos: @Chesul you can always let the bill trigger resolve before cracking the next passage
Gekyouryuu: everybody's wark-in' for the weekend
ghizmou: you can crack the land between triggers
Chesul: @itsZenegos Ah, fair point, I stand corrected.
Spades_Slicc: Twitch chat loves talking through games that have already been won/lost
Spades_Slicc: it's enrichment
graal_smith: Board wipe incoming?
itsZenegos:
this deck is surprisingly complex for how "simple 
" it seems
ghizmou:
signaling
Thefluffiestguineapig: @itsZenegos I know right? the trap of big green stompy
TehAmelie: i guess it's just fiddly to sort triggers with all the double multipliers
AdamYMHMI: @TehAmelie One of those easier to do in paper than in arena types of decks
graal_smith: OP has more lands than you, what are you doing?!
Sirius2010: what are we playing
Sirius2010: some kind of cube?
KodeMage: standard
Spades_Slicc: Most monoW decks i've played against have a lot of removal, 90% O-ring by volume
bytecaster: @Sirius2010 Standard Tifa Kickpunch
pleonasticTautology: @bytecaster she punches with the force of kicks!
itsZenegos: I wish I faced some different stuff in Bo3 but its dimir all the way
Dog_of_Myth: I found a Mono White artifact deck with Ugin. It's is silly
itsZenegos: with some kickpunch inbetween
Krillin_fan: they've "turned the corner"
bytecaster: We might be dead
bytecaster: Yeah, we don't have a lot of draw
Spades_Slicc: And you (probably) haven't even played against the Ajani's Pridemate souls sister deck
ghizmou: this decks feels like it need to win in the first 3-5 turns or it's cooked
Spades_Slicc: Has anyone considered that the "C" in Tocasia is a soft c?
AdamYMHMI: Green aggro stompy has the problem of lack of card draw sadly
Chesul: yeah, 6 pieces of removal is pretty hard to deal with.
bytecaster: Too many moths
Spades_Slicc: I mean Green has the worst card draw, fork found in kitchen
TehAmelie: time to pivot?
CuteTeaGoat: eaten by moths
Chesul: yup, that's dead on board. and the 7th piece of removal we've seen.
bytecaster: I have to say, I kinda love all the overlords
Thefluffiestguineapig: This deck in alchemy is a nightmare
Revelia: Their removal will rotate out
AdamYMHMI:
Remember when mono-white couldn't draw cards?
itsZenegos: my question is: Are they also running the Caretakers talent?
Mazzaroth1: Green has the worst card draw and the worst removal
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, the removal has so much damn ward
Spades_Slicc: But Green has the best creatures
Spades_Slicc: and artifact/enchantment removal
theambivalentagender: Are you guys climbing the ladder or just jamming standard games?
CuteTeaGoat: seems fragile
couchboyj: They are trying to make cheap spells, including removal, not quite as good, after the Monsterous rage menace. Not sure if that philosophy was in place for edge though.
itsZenegos: @Spades_Slicc now that the cutter and the mouse are banned, true
NornsFelidar: it gives strong infect deck vibes from modern 2016ish
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Spades_Slicc Disagree, not consistently. Oh you;re talking about standard. No idea about that.
elpresbytr: suuuure you are
bytecaster: @NornsFelidar But this time with more waifu!
OldUncleDan: Playing the ladder once gives you rewards. Don't need to play more than once.
theambivalentagender: There's a slightly different meta between the two I find
Spades_Slicc: Do you chocobo or druid next turn?
Mazzaroth1: you want to deny the mana
itsZenegos: oh this is the yuna deck
bytecaster: Bahamut?!?
Gekyouryuu: @Spades_Slicc depends if you have a land, I suppose. bird, then land is basically druid, then lets you druid harder the next turn
Revelia: Yeah yuna deck
itsZenegos: pretty sure there is
CuteTeaGoat: huh, kinda surprised Ifrit ended up in a deck
Mazzaroth1: They were dead anyway
bytecaster: It is!
accountmadeforants: For some reason, yes
Mazzaroth1: It's not a fun format
Thefluffiestguineapig: I thi
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yuuuup it is
Jethrain: it's 2019 right now, right?
KaiTerranova: nicol bolas ravager
bondeulv: the one with the elder dragons
FlargBlarg: I came in just to hear "tife was 16" and immediately thought "no way, she's older" before getting the context
KaiTerranova: i think?
Spades_Slicc: I've never drafted core 19 what's going on with it?
RatherLargeToad: gah, M19. the worst set I’ve ever played
bytecaster: I don't remember anything from this
couchboyj: Why M19 when M20 is right there, I don't know
SquareDotCube: Why core set when you can FF?
Joecool190: that one had the elder dragons right?
ghizmou: was serra angel playable?
bytecaster: Did this one give use the reef?
Mazzaroth1: M20 is so much better
accountmadeforants: This is where Resplendent Angel is from
Gekyouryuu: there's also Chromatic Cube draft
Shadowsoflife: Wait m19 has b/w life gain?
bytecaster: You also want some welcomes
Spades_Slicc: tocasia's welcome
Krillin_fan: carrot cake
Shadowsoflife: @accountmadeforants Oh right
bondeulv: caretaker's talent probably
StreetRach: Dunno why they're running Tocasia when Caretaker's is right there.
itsZenegos: they ran toscaia's welcome, but caretaker's talent is probably better
bytecaster: Is welcoming vampire still in standard?
Krillin_fan: some numbner of sunfall?
Gekyouryuu: @accountmadeforants now he's back in POG form?
StreetRach: Caretaker's is rotation proof.
itsZenegos: yea also the welcome rotates in 2 weeks
Wolfstrike_NL: Sunfall possibly?
EvilBadman: one of the earlier monowhite deck had the doll room
Spades_Slicc: The only thing i remember about Epicure of blood is the Friday Nights bit about how complicated the math was
ghizmou: prob beza?
bondeulv: beza?
Revelia: Along with oss and lay down
StreetRach: Beza almost assuredly.
QuixoticScrivener: get lost?
StreetRach: Probs 2x
bondeulv: fountainport
ElektroTal: more like tocasia's UNwelcome
itsZenegos: beza AKA jealous Elk
FlargBlarg: 4 mana 4/5 with questing beast levels of text
Bruceski: I really need to play some more of my Rotpriest deck before it rotates. Really dependant on having a Rotpriest in your opening hand, but when it works it's hilarious.
ghizmou: group project copying someone's else homework
Krillin_fan: get lost?
makia0890: elspeth?
Sibwow: jelk is something else i think
DetectiveScottGuncy: You want all 4 caretakers talent that card is broken
bytecaster: It's truly the blue shell of magic cards
Spades_Slicc: wraths
EvilBadman: Dollmaker's shop?
FlargBlarg: offspring cards?
bytecaster: More tokens, MORE tokens!
Mazzaroth1: sanguine evangelist
FlargBlarg: oh yeah sanguine for sure
bondeulv: you have plenty of creatures
Thefluffiestguineapig: Dollmaker's shop is busted
Sojuwarrior_: You can also look at any mono white control list on mtggoldfish, recently won some mtgo challenges
Mazzaroth1: some versions play Voice of Victory
itsZenegos: oh yea voice is a great shout
bytecaster: Savangelist!
Marvoleath: TDM Elspeth?
realbadatthis_: how did landfall Tifa end up doing?
bondeulv: I'd cut the dollmaker's shop
ghizmou: big elspeth
Sojuwarrior_: Elspeth storm slayer doubles every token which comes in
bondeulv: it's a win more
Dog_of_Myth: Yeah, Elspeth would do some work in this deck
Krillin_fan: it's got people eyes
Xavorin: Ruin-Lurker Bat was in the deck
Thefluffiestguineapig: It's busted in the extreme
Spades_Slicc: smellspeth is busted in tarkir
Thefluffiestguineapig: Non-dolls
ghizmou: that was a different deck
Thefluffiestguineapig: It requires non dolls
Magicpokey: Shelter and Perilous snare?
bondeulv: yeah, that was a different one
Thefluffiestguineapig: Or is it non-tokens?
Sojuwarrior_: also u can use scrollshift to instantly bring your overlord in for some surprise blocks 😜
makia0890: white 2 mana adventure, into 5 mana enchantment?
ghizmou: oh, get lost
ghizmou: the card
Thefluffiestguineapig: The angel Elsbeth
Spades_Slicc: Elsbethany
FlargBlarg: my spicy standard prediction is that EOE will make those WB decks go nuts. era of orhzov
bytecaster: We could do both
TehAmelie: Elpething needle no wait
Krillin_fan: i had not realized how similar those two arts are
DetectiveScottGuncy: 2 more carrot cake
itsZenegos: maybe a voice of victory?
EvilBadman:
us cutting dollroom for win more then adding 5 mana elspeth
Thefluffiestguineapig: It's DISGUSTING in alchemy
bytecaster: Elspeth has a look she likes!
makia0890: omen dragon that makes token knight?
Sibwow: also the land that makes 2 mana to activate other land abilities is deece right
Mazzaroth1: that's fun with Elspeth
Gekyouryuu: Dalkovan Packbeast?
bondeulv: 5 mana elspeth does something if you topdeck her
Mazzaroth1: getting 4 tokens
Mazzaroth1: when attacking
Spades_Slicc: It turns out there are only so many action poses a humanoid figure with large wings can be rendered in that doesn't completely obscure their face/body
Foxmar320: You keep saying carrot cake and now im hungry
bytecaster: I should eat something
Spades_Slicc: Yeah some time ago, Arena decided that everytime you open up the select game window you default to alchemy despite it being second down the list
raulghoulia: ooo I'm eating a pumpkin pie right now
NornsFelidar: after all. why shouldn't you, Graham?
AdamYMHMI: One of the privileges of adulthood: you could just go to a bakery
realbadatthis_: maybe I should pick up a publix carrot cake tonight
SquareDotCube:
just think of Louis Armstong singing Cheesecake
Krillin_fan: there's always a bigger lizard
bytecaster: Lets hope they don't supplex the innocence
bytecaster: So RUDE
itsZenegos: ouch
Krillin_fan: wow, heads up play by opp
TehAmelie: my store has this amazing factory made carrot cake. it's so good it's dangerous to get a whole one for yourself. if only i could share with chat
Gekyouryuu: the downside to this deck is it, and more specifically that food, being mono white. if it were U/R we could call it Eddie Izzet, though at least we can say "Cake for 'speth"
bondeulv: oh, forge is a problem
Spades_Slicc: I'm gonna miss the forge
bondeulv: can ossification help out?
Spades_Slicc: How does elspeth get forge?
bytecaster: We can get two more moths!
bytecaster: more moths, more moths!
ScenarioLabs: With Forge down, it is going to be pretty tough to win. Does this deck have any artifact removal?
bytecaster: So RUDE
itsZenegos: this opp has no manners
AdamYMHMI: Flavorful though, flame to the moth
DAC169: @ScenarioLabs nah, just flood with token creatures
elpresbytr: Graham loved that moment you talked about Tidus in the FF lore video. got choked up
elpresbytr: ok sorry
Flyingdelorion: Bye Graham!
elpresbytr: bye
Xavorin: Bye Graham!
itsZenegos: they had so much choice (not)
AdamYMHMI: they laid down your arms
emilevitt: armless
emilevitt:
TehAmelie: you can still hug with one less arm
itsZenegos: they turned us into Raubahn
CuteTeaGoat: but will he go get the carrot cake
itsZenegos: turns out we needed that arm
TehAmelie: was it our good arm?
couchboyj: When an unstoppable slasher lays down arms, he might not be talking about weapons.
TehAmelie: Jason Vorhees with no arms, i'd watch that movie
Spades_Slicc: You'll draw
Spades_Slicc: @TehAmelie He learns kickboxing
realbadatthis_: good draw
realbadatthis_: o7
itsZenegos: I don't think I have had anyone cast fell against me in standard ever
CuteTeaGoat: huh
realbadatthis_: hell yeah!
EvilBadman: didn't have their dupes heh
TehAmelie: should have gotten a second creature i guess
Murderface9797:
this isn't marvel snap
Spades_Slicc: My creatures get Fell'd all the time
Spades_Slicc: I play till 4 wins and a done quest daily
bondeulv: I'm looking forward to new UW mill standard
theambivalentagender: Ive been playing izzet cauldron and having a great time
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Spades_Slicc I admire the 4 wins thing, done quest for me absolutely
wertyy42: Lol mono black can't handle their slasherbeing exiled
Spades_Slicc: new UW mill seems fun and I can't wait
TheWriterAleph: the power of bnuuy!
itsZenegos: I might run fell myself, I have come down on my sorcery hate since suplex
Krillin_fan: that bunny was terrifying!
CuteTeaGoat: OP left to get carrot cake
TehAmelie: that was even easier than last game
Thefluffiestguineapig: YES
Thefluffiestguineapig: Mono white is a big problem
bondeulv: the version with sunfall can be boring
Spades_Slicc: Sometimes you're 3 hours into getting your bus beat by the same deck (confirmation bias)
FlargBlarg: i see way more go for the throat than fell - it whiffs on simulacrum karnstructs and brightglass but that's basically it
SquareDotCube: at this rate by the end of the night there will be a carrot cake at the moonbase
itsZenegos: when we say problem, are we talking about this one or the mono white ugin?
couchboyj: Might be delerium
Thefluffiestguineapig: Mono white and White black are HUGE problems in alchemy too
OldUncleDan: The local Co-Op has an amazing muffin called "Morning Glory" that is basically a carrot cake muffin with raisins and walnuts.
SquareDotCube: (or there won't because it was all eaten)
Spades_Slicc: The Wickerfolk will cause problems if not dealt with
Thefluffiestguineapig: To the point there are specific cards in my UB faeries deck specifically for counter white tech
wertyy42: I've recently been playing the naya yuna enchantment reanimator list! Very fun to get a knights of round into play
couchboyj: This deck turns Wickerfolk into 4/3 tramplers at the drop of a hat
Thefluffiestguineapig: @couchboyj That sounds like fun
couchboyj: It is! It also plays violent outburst to give em double strike.
couchboyj: This is what I play when I hear the call of standard
bondeulv: we have a local player who palys this
Thefluffiestguineapig: That sounds fast for that to get online TBH
bondeulv: break out is brutal
Spades_Slicc: Yeah the raccoon is a scooze
couchboyj: They already have delerium so the wickerfolk is worse, yeah
wertyy42: I'm thinking of trying an orzhov exile deck with ketramose and the new eternities warp cards when the set comes out in standard!
TehAmelie: jeez people surrender fast now
bondeulv: yeah
itsZenegos: @wertyy42 that sounds like my cuppa
bondeulv: no need to scoop there
Spades_Slicc: Wait what's Scooze's real name? it's not . . . Scalding Ooze, Screeping Ooze?
itsZenegos: @Spades_Slicc scavenging?
Spades_Slicc: Thank you
accountmadeforants: @Spades_Slicc Scav Ooze, like from James's favourite game
TehAmelie: ossified bat, aka a gargoyle
Flyingdelorion: It's the Play que so no stakes. Fastest way to get your daily wins in!
Krillin_fan: two bats enter, one bat leaves
bondeulv: I'd play enduring innocence before the sanguine evangelist probably
accountmadeforants: TRADE OFFER: I receive: Your dead bat. You receive: My dead bat.
TehAmelie: note: we bury our own bats
Spades_Slicc: @accountmadeforants Nosferatu rivalry messages on Shrecknet
Spades_Slicc: Now that you've exiled their Overlord, it's time to play your own Lord of the Over
couchboyj: Still short, front side is real expensive
Spades_Slicc: Overlords with Render Inert seems like an idea I haven't seen in practice, is Render Inert considered too slow?
Spades_Slicc: removes 5 counters
itsZenegos: @wertyy42 might need some more ways to trigger your payoffs. The slasher seems a little out of place to me but could work
ghizmou: it's not cheaper mana wise than casting for full value
bondeulv: !card render inert
LRRbot: Render Inert [2B] | Sorcery | Remove up to five counters from target permanent. / Draw a card.
Spades_Slicc: but it draws you a card
couchboyj: I think if you're trying to combo with Overlords, Zur is just better
bondeulv: 2 and a black
ghizmou: but it costs you a card
nyc_mtg: plus render inert is going to rotate out of standard soon
Spades_Slicc: oh yeah rotation
NornsFelidar: Zur is gone in a week
wertyy42: @Spades_Slicc I agree! I think I'll remove slasher and replace it and maybe the get lost with some other warp cards but waiting for the set to come out to see all of them! Maybe the haliya?
powerflapjack: mono white gaming?
wertyy42: It's a fun idea though
itsZenegos: We basically only have that dragon that removes counters after rotation and that one only removes from creatures
bondeulv: mono red tannuk seems interesting for smuggler's surprise
powerflapjack: i'm trying out a jund terra list
NornsFelidar: surely there's a way to flicker permanents in standard? idk
bondeulv: @NornsFelidar not for long
accountmadeforants: That reminds me, is Vampire Hexmage still not on Arena? (I suppose that's for the best, it does sort of invalidate every other "remove counters" card.)
wertyy42: Scrollshift flickers
itsZenegos: @wertyy42 also rotates
wertyy42: !card scrollshift
LRRbot: Scrollshift [2W] | Instant | Exile up to one target artifact, creature, or enchantment you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control. / Draw a card.
TehAmelie: i was thinking, i never heard of a way to remove counters other than Vampire Hexmage
powerflapjack: yeah, that's march, so it's gone
Spades_Slicc: Do you think they'll ever reprint Aether Snap?
powerflapjack: @Spades_Slicc they did in new capenna commander
powerflapjack: in standard? doubt it
Spades_Slicc: @powerflapjack No but like in products people want
ghizmou: this OP is very virtuous
bondeulv: scrollshift, quintorius AND etali rotate out, smh
Krillin_fan: it was 3 bunnies vs 2 knights. or as you might know it, a stalemate
powerflapjack: @bondeulv good, i want the dino reanimator deck to at least lose one bullet
AdamYMHMI: !card Parting Gust
LRRbot: Parting Gust [WW] | Instant | Gift a tapped Fish / Exile target nontoken creature. If the gift wasn't promised, return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control with a +1/+1 counter on it at the beginning of the next end step.
itsZenegos: flickering enchantments is kinda impossible in standard right now
FlargBlarg: ooh you can draw on their turn too
TheWriterAleph: @Krillin_fan sharp, pointy teeth!
Spades_Slicc: @Krillin_fan Ah the Python and the Grail, a classic truly
accountmadeforants: @TehAmelie Oh, there are plenty of cards that remove counters, it's just that they're pretty much all significantly worse than Hexmage at removing counters at a reasonable mana cost. (Heartless Act saw play, but that only removes 3 counters and has another mode that's removal.)
wertyy42: There are some bloomburrow frogs that flicker creatures
wertyy42: In blue/green
bondeulv: that is true
Krillin_fan: she can make your squad 2/2s with her +0
bondeulv: maybe temur/sultai warp will be a thing
powerflapjack: on one hand, yeah aggro needs to be kept in check
itsZenegos: even y'shtola only flickers creatures at 6 mana
Spades_Slicc: Imagine if you get a land
FlargBlarg: if you get a land you get to have 4 3/2 moths, which is a fun one
powerflapjack: on the other hand, maaaaaaan, you HAD to put authority in foundations
Spades_Slicc: Overlord and co will be tapped but it'll be sick
ToppHat: 2/1's
ghizmou: you can always make a treasure token
TehAmelie: deck name could be Token White Guys :3
FlargBlarg: @ghizmou two treasure with elspeth, right?
ghizmou: @FlargBlarg yes, the value
accountmadeforants:
TehAmelie
powerflapjack: i did see a jeskai control vs mono white control deck at store champs last week, it went to turns
Spades_Slicc: Imagine the fun you'd have with MonoB demons featuring unstoppable slasher
OldUncleDan: Mono Green and Mono White... Now we just need a Selesnya deck, and Kathleen can go completely off-type.
wertyy42: This is the yuna deck!
powerflapjack: @OldUncleDan yuna but without the red cards?
powerflapjack: BAHAMSTER
Spades_Slicc: @powerflapjack I don't think we can say no red cards yet
TheWriterAleph: omg
Krillin_fan: we might be in trouble.
wertyy42: Ggs lol
Thefluffiestguineapig: welp
Spades_Slicc: GG go next
EvilBadman: yuna reanimator is goofy fun
DAC169: oh, is this your first time seeing a Yuna deck?
wertyy42: Ward only on their turn!
Flyingdelorion: @powerflapjack There is also an Abzan versiion (I play that too) which i saw on MTG Filipa's channel and this is very similar.
powerflapjack: LMAO
itsZenegos: ward is only during their turn but you can't get it because you don't have 5 planes
itsZenegos: plains even
TheWriterAleph: all wheels, no gas
Krillin_fan: no, but seriously, lay down arms.
Spades_Slicc: Could 5 planes stand up to Bahamut?
TehAmelie: when i get a carrot cake next i must remember to sacrifice it, not eat it
itsZenegos: @Spades_Slicc probably not, they'd need a lot of creatures to crew them
Flyingdelorion: Yep, this is the Yuna deck I play as well!
Thefluffiestguineapig: You can sacrifice it to your belly
powerflapjack: @Spades_Slicc depends on the bahamut. FFX? probably. FFXIV "literally blows up the world" bahamut? doubt it
wertyy42: It's fun to play
Spades_Slicc: @itszenegos "President, a 5th plane has hit the god summon"
Thefluffiestguineapig: @wertyy42 It looks like it but also you monster
viciousvulture: When is the preprerelease happening?
wertyy42: @Thefluffiestguineapig 😅
itsZenegos:
i agree I was tempted to try that deck but then I saw the wildcard count
Thefluffiestguineapig: I say this as a horrible person who plays UB faeries
EvilBadman: there was the "all FF card" midweek magic where you could build without owning cards and Yuna deck was the most fun
itsZenegos: another yuna deck
powerflapjack: uh oh
wertyy42: Another yuna!
powerflapjack: it's fine, we actually have lands
TehAmelie: that's so many Yunae
Thefluffiestguineapig: @wertyy42 I say this as a person who plays a brutally fast UB faeries in alchemy, so I am also a monster don't worry
powerflapjack: bugz
wertyy42: Good to know I don't really play alchemy at all lol
powerflapjack: heeeeeeeeeeey terra
wertyy42: They are digging for yuna
Thefluffiestguineapig: @wertyy42 Oh, it's not one of the dominant archetypes, but I acknowledge that certain people just snap concede if I play Talion or a couple of my other cards
Thefluffiestguineapig: They are hard digging
itsZenegos: do they have bahamut or knights in graveyard yet?
wertyy42: Yuna!
Spades_Slicc: They're looking for Yuna + Bahamut/Knights
itsZenegos: I think they are just dead
TehAmelie: hope they didn't buy any Soft
quatoria: i love that you basically encountered the two possible states of a yuna deck: thriving or starving
powerflapjack: it's a control deck that can actually close out a game early
quatoria: either it's crushing you remorselessly or it never pops off
quatoria: oui oui
powerflapjack: dimir midrange?
powerflapjack: yup
itsZenegos: ah good ol dimir
powerflapjack: yes
powerflapjack: they can use it to ninjutsu in kaito
itsZenegos: they run quite a few creatures but anything that gets through might be a kaito
powerflapjack: they can hardcast him now but you can ossification kaito on your turn anyways
powerflapjack: i don't think they run that many counterspells in bo1, that might change when annul comes out
powerflapjack: just because of how good enchantments are right now
powerflapjack: is kaito voiced by todd haberkorn...
ScenarioLabs: Ooo, they have a counterspell, but you had enough mana to pay its cost.
powerflapjack: @ScenarioLabs it might not be that, this deck runs a lot of flash threats, so it could've been a floodpits drowner or something
TehAmelie: "I might ossify that curiosity" is a great statement without context
ScenarioLabs: @powerflapjack That's true, but the length of the pause made me think they were considering it.
powerflapjack: they're running out of gas
powerflapjack: losing an enduring curiosity is backbreaking
powerflapjack: welp, lmao
Spades_Slicc: Okay NOW Elspeth is gonna resolve
ScenarioLabs: haha
powerflapjack: BOBBEH
itsZenegos: if they run bob they probably don't run annex but that would be a funny bob flip
powerflapjack: i can't believe we're going to seal bob maher in new phyrexia
qwerty_police: OSSIFICATION THEN LEVEL UP WOULD HAVE GOT YOU THERE
qwerty_police: did not mean to yell lol
Dog_of_Myth:
Spades_Slicc: You did cast the soldier on their endstep
Juliamon: No, don't *encourage* the backseaters to be more aggro
powerflapjack: white control is pretty strong right now
qwerty_police: you got there in the end lol
wertyy42: @qwerty_police Oh no are you going to police me 😂
powerflapjack: don't think it's gonna get hurt that much by rotation
powerflapjack: no, that's in foundations
TheMerricat:
Is telling Kathleen not to encourage the backseaters to be aggro, being a backseater? 
itsZenegos: yea reinforcements got reprinted in foundations
powerflapjack: this deck is losing Lay Down Arms, Ossification and i think uhhhhh... yeah i think that's it
powerflapjack: lay down arms can be replaced by ride's end
accountmadeforants: I propose we introduce a sleeper agent activation phrase, like "Hey chat", but for maximizing backseating overall.
Spades_Slicc: Get lost and any other o-ring
Robot_Bones: an O-ring by any other name...
powerflapjack: golgari counters baybee
powerflapjack: loved this deck in the Before Mice times
itsZenegos: I can't believe we are getting an artifact thats basically temporary lockdown in EOE. I was looking forward to that card rotating
Spades_Slicc: @itsZenegos Aw dangit
powerflapjack: @itsZenegos bright side, it's an artifact so 3 colors can deal with it pretty handily
powerflapjack: vs basically just white and green with some black
GasCityGaming: !next
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powerflapjack: you're just playing a Cool Deer
Spades_Slicc: Beza is better when you can wrath into beza
powerflapjack: enjoy your peek sir
itsZenegos: "I have no secrets"
accountmadeforants: @powerflapjack Doesn't help when it exiles a bunch of tokens.
powerflapjack: gaming
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Dog_of_Myth:
Spades_Slicc: can't get boardwiped if you've already won
jadielady: ty for the stream!
accountmadeforants:
NornsFelidar: thanks for the steam!
itsZenegos:
thank you for the entertainment 
TehAmelie: thanks for having us!
e_bloc: the last button I got was 'make them have it'
gualdhar: "dunno yet but it's good" is a great button
Flyingdelorion: You are a standard pro now! Thank you for streaming Kathleen. Always nice to hear your voice! Till next time! Have a good one everyone!
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realbadatthis_: Carrot cake acquired irl
TehAmelie: ooh jealous
realbadatthis_: !next
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