RockPusher: !search for treasure
LRRbot: You find: a Pit Trap!
RockPusher cleans out the pit trap, finds 3 pits
Rivulatus_: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: ChillPoint (Paul, Beej and Heather chat about Video Games and Video Game related news!) at Fri 02:00 PM PDT (1m from now).
RockPusher: !quote beej
LRRbot: Quote #488: "Kirby is not consent." —Beej [2015-07-20]
JessieImproved: @LRRbot This is what my family would probably say to me when we play Super Smash
JessieImproved: I'm a Kirby menace
JessieImproved: I can be utterly chaotic, do like 3 or 4 moves tops, and win more than half the time
TheAinMAP: Signal
mtvcdm: God help me I've become a Big Brother feedwatcher this season
Juliamon:
TheAinMAP:
GapFiller: !picnic
LRRbot:
THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE.
GapFiller: speaking of panicking a fucking pint is coming outta me rn its that damn muggy
BusTed: 🤔
GapFiller: nvm warmth its sticky af too
mtvcdm: You do now
RockPusher: Chillpoint — Now Air Conditioned!
JessieImproved: If you do, pls help
gualdhar: they're not *space* lasers they're *moon* lasers!
GapFiller: hopefully the Moonbase has decent dehumidifiers if the Moon is anything like Albion rn
GapFiller: jfc its miserable
DoodlestheGreat: I'm sorry, but if you're controlling the weather, the State of Florida will put out a warrant for your arrest since they enacted a law against that.
artdecosunburn: As an American used to Fahrenheit, those temperatures sound positively frigid.
gnyrinn: It was a bit hot this week for me, but today my hometown is cooled by volcanic mist.
constablecrab: Can confirm, east coast is hot as balls.
RockPusher: Heather, lottery numbers please?
TheMerricat: So is the Midwest though
mtvcdm: Layoff news probably
DoodlestheGreat: It's hot in Los Angeles, but we expect that here.
kingandcommoner: Can't you use the zero latency stream technology to figure it out?
RockPusher:
dokuroyaiba: !ppr
mtvcdm: I looked at the Powerball/Mega Millions odds, never mind the jackpot, the odds of getting your money back are like 1 in 24 and I'm like eff that
RockPusher: rotate your lottery numbers by 1/4 pi
AFamiliarCalledEl: I mean, the integers are a subset of the complex plane, so in a way they are imaginary
Bruceski: Imaginary numbers can only be written on the inside of the ping pong balls so it doesn't work well
DoodlestheGreat: Any lottery that included i as part of the potential choices will cause the Universe to implode.
mtvcdm: Decadence
GapFiller: mtvcdm phun phact we once worked out in a uni maths lesson that the exact odds are thus that yr legit better off going to the races and putting a bet on an outside horse
mtvcdm: Beej ingested his second phone
RockPusher:
RockPusher: Show Paul the thing!
mtvcdm: !patreon
Juliamon: I had two phones briefly when transferring my old phone to the new phone (and was required to get a new number)
GapFiller: idk this seems like PRIME ChillPoint Tangent material right here
RockPusher:
Cake 
GapFiller: forget video game news this is the riveting content we all crave
SquareDotCube: the band?
GapFiller: Sanic Cake!
RockPusher: This might even have been a positive story if not for Roblox being, you know, Roblox
BusTed: how to train like a dragon
RockPusher: How to train your Ichiban
GapFiller:
it figures literal actual dragons in Like a Dragon is the nxt step
GapFiller: maybe DLC
RockPusher: Like a Dragon probably does have books? I mean, there is a theatre show
GapFiller: Yakuza w/ Dragons!
BusTed:
Bruceski: How DOES one yakuza like a dragon?
RockPusher: Press button, punch face, repeat
GapFiller: oh please Paul expecting Beej to be an authority on a given topic? thats a rookie mistake if ever there was one
BusTed: I remember them by the number of line segments 1 = circle, 2 = X, 3 = triangle, 4 = square
gibbousm: Variables
gibbousm: X&Y are commonly used variables. Hence X Y and then Z
LordZarano: N64 doesn't have X & Y, it has C buttons
RockPusher: yeah, when you go to 6 buttons then a,b,c x,y,z makes sense to some people
RockPusher: Known kid-friendly property *checks notes* Saw
mtvcdm: People make Saw traps in Minecraft without ever having heard of Saw
Lysander_salamander: eugh
TheMerricat: "Meaning behind the Shapes: According to 80 Level, the PlayStation's designer, Teiyu Goto, assigned specific meanings to each shape: Triangle (Green): Represents a player's viewpoint or direction. Square (Pink): Refers to a piece of paper, representing menus or documents. Circle (Red) and X (Blue): Represent "yes" and "no" decision-making, respectively. (Note: In Japan, circle often signifies "yes," while X signifies "no," which is the opposite of common usage in some Western countries). "
Earthenone: Saw nic
GapFiller: its not like it doesnt deserve a good kicking now and again
Lysander_salamander: look at how much profit we can get from unpaid labor!
RockPusher: Roblox stories are bad and *bleak*
BusTed: they're fantastic
RockPusher:
mtvcdm: No no, that was the best cake
GapFiller: gonna cop to the philosophy of not really caring abt visually ugly food given yknw its not really meant to be looked at eh
Juliamon: The cakes looked fine. Cake isn't about appearance, it's about taste.
GapFiller: ^
Juliamon: An ugly cake is still cake.
AFamiliarCalledEl: Visual presentation matters a ton for me with food, actually _shrug_
Juliamon: You can peel off fondant
RockPusher: Whether intentional or not, it was a *funny* cake
TheMerricat: I don't know if I'm alone in this but I find fondant dire to consume. regular icing is heaven, fondant is only a single half step above eating paper.
GapFiller: TheMerricat good thing theres (usually if lucky) an entire rest of the cake to consume eh
RockPusher:
TheAinMAP:
GapFiller: not kept up does swearing still work as a general way of getting around AI slop corrupting search engines
Lysander_salamander: nice
couchboyj: Maybe its supposed to be DLC that was accidentally pre-enabled on the Deluxe Edition?
Lysander_salamander: legend of the Tony Hawk
BusTed: yes it does sound like a whole pipe
Lysander_salamander: That would be fun, having a skateboard action-adventure
kingandcommoner: he's real, but his existence fades if he's too far from a skateboard
TeRaPeti: Is ppr scheduled for tomorrow?
Juliamon: !ppr
TeRaPeti: Ty @juliamon
Sethalidos: Tony Hawk looks like he is in constant pain
Bruceski: The day I turned 43 I woke up with a sore back and thought "this is how it starts". Turns out a sock had gotten under the sheets when I made me bed
SocraticMethod: THPS is really big. They tried to bandwagon with other extreme/urban sport personalities and it didn't really pan out
RockPusher: Line. Must. Go. Up.
RockPusher: line stopped going up, quick, hack off the mast to save weight!
TheMerricat:
@Bruceski Talk about reenacting the princess and the pea. 
RockPusher: Isn't the point of the game to "Crush" the candy?
LordZarano: Literally decimated their workforce, Roman style
accountmadeforants: I assumed it was just some person's name, but if it was a general memo, oooooof
Camail: candy crush your hopes and dreams
RockPusher: Isn't a candy crush still getting installed by default in Windows?
accountmadeforants: They would like twice the population of Earth to play, but they'll settle for 100%.
TheMerricat: @accountmadeforants Bzzz. The _never_ settle.\
accountmadeforants: @TheMerricat Oh, no, that was just for next quarter
LostThePirate: I reached my full adult height at about 13, sooo....
aerolend: I guess it would make sense for a kid aspiring to be a basketball star.
Sethalidos: not for capitalism they want the line to go up forever
RockPusher: LRRs reasons for wanting to grow more are considerably different than most business
aerolend: A free installation of candy crash with every birth.
accountmadeforants: Long-term strategy? Ewwww
mtvcdm: But number doesn't go as up
Barb4rian: Thinking on a scale of decades? Not possible.... -- Now I am sad.
TheMerricat:
Breaking News Chat - Companies have suddenly invested heavily in SpyXFamily.... 
(for those unaware, there is a non crazy theory that the Japanese government has funded it to help spur people to have familes.)
gnyrinn: No, Heather. They need a 3% increase in global adult population by the end of next quarter. Your plan does not help reach that.
ShaneLeeAtk: They want line to trend towards Infinity
mtvcdm: I feel we've settled into an answer of what to do when perpetual growth stops: buy another company, dump all your debt on it, that other company pays the price and you walk away to do it all again
RockPusher: "Why can't we find skilled staff?" "Well did you spend 15 years developing your workforce and setting up a pipeline of new talent?"
accountmadeforants: @TheMerricat ...but they adopted in that manga/show. (Still a good thing to promote, though!)
aerolend: There are also different ways of going about it. There's the path of improving societal conditions and there's the path of insidious marketing.
Lysander_salamander: I hate planned obsolescence
accountmadeforants: "The content is now inside of me", great
mtvcdm: !addquote (Beej) [now] The content is now inside of me.
LRRbot: New quote #9345: "The content is now inside of me." —Beej [2025-07-18]
Lysander_salamander: companies hate it when customers own things
JessieImproved:
rent-seeking behavior 
RockPusher:
People cared that they made Overwatch again, because they replaced the perfectly good Overwatch with it 
mtvcdm: !patreon
mtvcdm: Make money through demonic addiction, got it
TheMerricat:
"I shouldn't say forcing, I should say demonically manipulating."
mtvcdm: I didn't catch the rest, off to go demonically addict people to things
RockPusher: skinner boxes are very effective *loads up Balatro*
SocraticMethod: That's pertinent, Fel is incredibly addicting
RockPusher: Buy that horse some grass!
mtvcdm: I legit didn't know until a couple days ago that the horse girls are expies of *real deceased Japanese racehorses*.
SocraticMethod:
@RockPusher Can't, the site went down 
Lysander_salamander: Is there a game to go with the horse game? Or is it just the satisfaction of having a character in your collection?
SocraticMethod: (it's back up now, tho)
SocraticMethod: @Lysander_salamander It's a management sim, like monster rancher
GapFiller: and despite Graham best efforts it was STIL Ldifficult to keep up
GapFiller: there are just so many moving parts to this story
hypergirlie_hyperpop: @Lysander_salamander you raise your horsegirl's stats and they run in races, but it's not much more than what you think.
mtvcdm: It's like, what if they made an American horse girl anime but the horse girls were Secretariat and shit
Lysander_salamander: reality is complex and has nuance
RockPusher: It's with the courts now so in 18-24 months we'll hear how much more incredibly petty and stupid it probably actually is
Lysander_salamander: Does the game auto-play the races, or can you like tap the screen to pilot the horse-girl around the track?
Juliamon: iirc the very first comments replying to the post on the Subnautica subreddit announcing the lawsuit was "hey maybe you shouldn't be posting this on Reddit"
SocraticMethod: @Lysander_salamander The races themselves are not interactive, the player agency happens before
Lysander_salamander: well, ok
TheMerricat:
@Juliamon Possibly important to note is that one of the three was still a mod in the subreddit up till a few days _after_ that news.
accountmadeforants: I want Natural Selection 3 and I want Unknown Worlds to make it. I can take or leave Subnautica 2, I was just happy for them making money off of it, but I guess Krafton would find that embarassing.
RockPusher:
DomAeronautica?
aerolend: At the end of the game you find out you were just in a pool.
TheMerricat:
@accountmadeforants So you probably already know this but one of the big reasons Subnautica has no 'real' guns in it is because after they made NS2 the founders became very antigun (I can't remember if it was due to life events or just awakening) so we'll probably never get another NS3. 
Tiber727: Well we have survival on top of water (RAFT), underwater (Subnautica), another dimension (Void Train), in the air, I think in space. How many areas are left?
SocraticMethod: @TheMerricat Moonbreaker had guns, so never say never.
mtvcdm: Oh, yeah. If a company's doing that, they don't have a workforce anymore.
Barb4rian: @Tiber727 Desert Planet (Dune:Awakening)
RockPusher:
GapFiller: Four Skins Foreskins sounds like the best Two Ronnies sketch update ever
Lysander_salamander: the flesh of the heroes will soon be ours to wear
TheMerricat: H.E.R.B.I.E.
Bruceski: Just remember when making any jokes about character models: Giant-Sized Man Thing is a different comic.
TheMerricat: They didn't have the rights.
GapFiller: HERBIE yep
mtvcdm: I only watched the era of Fantastic Four where the opening credits told you to go to the comic bookstand
TheAinMAP:
aerolend: Well, that's you...
TheMerricat:
Robbie was the Nintendo bot.
aerolend: There are... other kids...
gualdhar: I thought Herbie was a voltswagon beetle
gualdhar: *volkswagon
Lysander_salamander: sometimes the various 4 will be out of the team for various reasons and they've had other heroes substitute in. Like She-hulk and Spiderman
RockPusher: but they are now in Fortnite!
Wolfstrike_NL: I do wonder if someone is brave(?) enough to get tattoos on their..."four skin" for this joke.
Lysander_salamander: oh
TheMerricat: "“In 1978, when the Fantastic Four was being made into an animated series, the character of the Human Torch was unavailable. Though a popular urban myth contends that the Human Torch was replaced out of fear that children might have attempted to emulate him by setting themselves on fire, the reality was that the Human Torch was one of the characters that Marvel had licensed to Universal Studios for a solo film (which never materialized). Universal was unwilling to allow NBC to use the Human Torc
TheMerricat: "Universal was unwilling to allow NBC to use the Human Torch in the show, so that a replacement was needed.”"
aerolend:
@TheMerricat 
Lysander_salamander: oh?
aerolend: KEKW
GapFiller: isnt Ben Grimm Jewish
Lysander_salamander: nice
GapFiller: also Sue Storm is a woman ect
SocraticMethod: The kids are stupid, too
aerolend: Isn't "a licensing thing" is just kids are stupid, but they've grown up and are being silly about licensing?
Lysander_salamander: Human Torch was originally a different character, that was a robot.
Barb4rian: Look at that banana hammock
gualdhar: yeah that's his outfit
aerolend: *-is
realbadatthis_: you can't watch the human torch honey, you have to play with your lawn darts
DoodlestheGreat: Thing Thong! With Fae Wray!
RockPusher: Rocky Buttcrack is an excellent video game name
Bruceski: @GapFiller The Golem from Delancey street modeled off Jack Kirby? Yup.
Lysander_salamander: Ben Grimm always wears the underpants, so apparently yes?
TheMerricat: Yes, he's had girlfriends and they've mentioned how good he was in bed.
Sethalidos: they did at length in MallRats
niccus: all four of them had a lot of radiation, i'm sure they're all sterile
Lysander_salamander: hahahahahaha
BusTed: one might hope
GapFiller: literally Paul!
niccus: (don't tell me about reed's child)
DoodlestheGreat:
Ben is Jewish, so I imagine his bris was rather difficult. 
gualdhar: is it like a Bad Dragon down there?
mtvcdm: I'm sure Ben rocks in bed
Lysander_salamander: nice
ghizmou: according to Stan Lee, it s a very well polished stone
Wolfstrike_NL: We do have lady Loki in Loki the tv show
TheMerricat:
@ghizmou 
NornsFelidar: alligator Loki is always beach ready
FuzBubbles: Marvel did just put out a swimsuit issue comic this week.
RockPusher: budgie smugglers
gnyrinn: Alligator-Loki? C'mon, the salmon-Loki is already there in the Völuspá. Work with the source material.
Lysander_salamander: I had myself so unplugged from marvel movie news. Just recently learned about the Dr Doom weirdness.
GapFiller: Thor does seem like a Suns out guns out kinda guy yeh
SocraticMethod: Salmon live in the ocean, though?
Lysander_salamander: nice
TheMerricat: Zack Snyder's "I didn't understand Star Wars either" movie.
Barb4rian: Hot Take: I don't like Zack Snyder movies
GapFiller:
something something John Romero 
gnyrinn: @SocraticMethod They can do both saltwater and freshwater. They're weird creatures.
Kentosaurus: I think there was a sequel as well as director's cuts
TheMerricat:
@Barb4rian That take is so hot that you can make dry ice with it.
Barb4rian:
@TheAinMAP 
SocraticMethod: TBH, the "directors cut" was original one, Netflix re-cut the movie for rating reasons
aerolend: I was just about to say, what if they made those planned movies into games, if not making the movies? But I mean actual fun games.
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Barb4rian:
errr. @TheMerricat was for you
TheMerricat:
@Barb4rian I figured.
aerolend: Meanwhile, the gameplay:
gnyrinn: @SocraticMethod ... <sigh> Of course it [swearword] was.
mtvcdm: Not today
GapFiller:
OldUncleDan: Put "Sailor" in between the words Rebel and Moon and I would be totally sold.
GapFiller: ffs Zack
aerolend: An honest name.
TheMerricat: So this news is slightly weird since Netflix was SUED for canceling this game back in 2023.
aerolend: That name would make sense as a disguise for a rebel group. KEKW
Wolfstrike_NL: And I am not talking like a robot* was missing from that second rating
SocraticMethod: [our all] might have been different word that was replaced, it's common too
Invitare: which one?
SocraticMethod: BF2 got hit by nostalgia like Old BF2, lol
BusTed: I can't believe how well they pulled off season 2
Invitare: I honestly should try EA's BF2. It has Droidekas.
Invitare: and I love playing as a Droideka
GapFiller: always a neon sign that
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Barb4rian: But EA would undoubtedly ruin a new battlefront lol
LordZarano: But does Battlefront 2 have an expanded free trial that includes the entirety of the original game and award-winning expansions with no restrictions on playtime?
Wicker_Guide: so afraid of independent power centers developing in the company they've detroyed their ability to qork as business
BusTed: fantastic force skins
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: ahh fantastic forCE skins
SquareDotCube: yup!
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: you have to gamble for the force
SquareDotCube: also had uncanny Luke Skywalker
SquareDotCube: (probably still does)
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: they literally had to change monetization by rule of eruopean government right?
GapFiller: Overton Windowing cest la vie
RatherLargeToad: if I recall it was something like 80 hours of playing the game to get enough in game currency to unlock one of the hero’s for use, and there were over a dozen heroes to unlock
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: roving pokemon gangs
GapFiller: that is SOME chutzpah
gnyrinn: I would like to hear Nelson's opinion about this story.
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: you log on facebook and see the post about "new cards coming in" at the store down the street
TheMerricat: This doesn't seem any different than the videos I see of scalpers hitting every store in the US to strip them of pokemon product and kicking kids out of the way to do it.
Bruceski: @gnyrinn Nelson can't comment until the statute of limitations is over.
elgenericosfavoriteorphan:
@Bruceski 
Wolfstrike_NL: A friend of mine got robbed by a "ticking bomb in a bag" once, which later turned out to be a vibrator in the bag...nothing surprises me anymore about roberies.
RockPusher:
Like a Dragon is a very silly series 
Bruceski: Yakuza games are some of the silliest games that'll have you crying ugly tears by the end
TheMerricat:
Does Japan not have anti-fencing laws?
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: a story we all know
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: a tale as old as time
mtvcdm: Has this happened to you
RockPusher: Welcome to Kamurochō
aerolend: Are they taking away more Need For Speed games from people who bought them?
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: you no longer have a need for speed
SocraticMethod: No thanks, I've moved over to meth
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: putting the racing game devs on battlefield is so cursed
aerolend: Need for Battlefield
aerolend: Now with more cars.
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: Criterion have been making racing games for so long..
Coloneljesus: rip NFS, you refused to remaster Underground 1/2 until the end
Barb4rian: @Coloneljesus Right? All I wanted was NFS:Underground 2 with modern graphics
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: Speed Hunters, is a very good name for that site
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: the hunt has been cancelled
aerolend: Put it on Neutral
RockPusher: Need for Speed will just have to go back to Road & Track
aerolend: They're secretly sponsoring WW3 enthusiasts.
Wicker_Guide: tbh I'd be surprised if they don't
Barb4rian: ^
cmdrud87: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The LRR crew plays Magic the Gathering! This week Pick 2 Draft! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (1:18 from now).
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: thats a dangerous idea Beej, gotta be careful about WW2 buffs
Wolfstrike_NL: The militairy should sponsor Warthunder
RockPusher: "Road & Track Presents: The Need for Speed"
gnyrinn: It's a bit like Paradox and the Total War people sponsoring popular history YT-programming as part of their ad budget.
accountmadeforants: A blog sleeper agent
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: yeah it was originally made under the umbrella of a car magazine
RockPusher: That's literally the first NFS game
Coloneljesus: need for choo
TheAinMAP:
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: original NFS was made in canada right?
Juliamon: not sure why Twitch got stuck there on "could pivot to trains" and repeated it about 5 times
Tiber727: African swallow racing.
RockPusher: elgenericosfavoriteorphan correct!
accountmadeforants: @gnyrinn They also helped with that one British TV show where they reenacted historical battles. (Though I don't think that was explicitly sponsored, to the point that they never even told people what game they were playing/using.)
elgenericosfavoriteorphan:
Coloneljesus: that's when you start a new company with all of the old employees
mtvcdm: @accountmadeforants Time Commanders? I think it was a Total War engine
accountmadeforants: @mtvcdm Yes! It was using Rome: Total War
aerolend: [censored] [censored]
accountmadeforants: (Though it was apparently modified to let the show writers/historians actually set things up properly)
RockPusher: Also, you know, that sounds like moving into fraud territory
RockPusher: If the existing contract breach penalties are harsh enough…
aerolend:
@RockPusher Moving into? 
Wicker_Guide: yeah, depends on the contractual terms, but this could go very badly for these chucklers
aerolend: good
GapFiller: accountmadeforants yeh British broadcasting rules (particularly for anything BBC related) meant they cdnt explicitly name the game engine oncamera
BusTed: damn
BusTed: solidarity
aerolend:
accountmadeforants: Those 8 people could have probably gotten a job with the companies they were contracted on, but that's awesome all the same
Wicker_Guide: they probably still will
aerolend: So, now new studio that takes over the contracts because TT broke the rules?
aerolend: Or that.
Wicker_Guide: EU bans noncompete I believe
accountmadeforants: Non-compete clauses are real difficult to enforce in the EU
aerolend: Except TT messed it up, so I'm pretty sure that would be a reasonable basis for it.
accountmadeforants: @Wicker_Guide Not a complete ban, but it's extremely difficult to justify them in a way that's legal. (That said, I did have a contract with a temporary non-compete clause, but that was straight-up a company competing for the same contract in a very narrow time frame. And even then, I'm not sure that was enforceable.)
Wicker_Guide: @accountmadeforants ah, good to know
RockPusher: They bought that team from Wētā originally
RockPusher: they effectively just went back
RockPusher: Good name
Redbassist: !clip
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elgenericosfavoriteorphan: QUE! is a very good magazine name
DeM0nFiRe: The game is really fun
MWGNZ: @RockPusher oh did they finally fix the spelling of their name and start using ā and ē?
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mtvcdm: But what if you gave Goombella robot arms
kaboomjr26: neat
mtvcdm: Goomba woke up one day with the gift of ARMS
RockPusher: MWGNZ they did
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ShaneLeeAtk: Old Pauline
TanookiMike8: Is anyone else's stream flickering
Wicker_Guide:
BusTed: hm
kingandcommoner: I've been calling them furry suits
KaleidoscopeMind: buff horse
RockPusher: Can't Kong Equines Club
BusTed: Zonkey Kong
Juliamon: Zebras WILL fuck you up
mtvcdm: !crossover
LRRbot: What did Cori just draw in Can't Draw Horses Club? Toss whatever that is in here.
gnyrinn: That DK may be on the special z-meth.
mtvcdm: LRRBot with the soul read
Bruceski: The music's great too
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kingandcommoner: DK would show up in side scrolling bits
Wolfstrike_NL:
Would Smash qualify? surely pauline was a sticker or some kind of collectible 
Redbassist: I think it's a difference between Rare Donkey Kong Development and Nintendo's development
TanookiMike8: Ignored yes very wholesome and accepting community thank you and goodbye
Wicker_Guide: premium parent anime
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GapFiller: !next
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definenull:
Redbassist:
Redbassist:
RockPusher: Heather will fix it in post
mtvcdm: A little drone flying a banner behind it
definenull: or sometimes the editors just add a cheeky "lol" at that part
accountmadeforants: Even better, fixing it in the edit but not uploading the edit
KaleidoscopeMind: fix it with mail, like postage
Juliamon: "I will forward it to Jordynne for the highlights"
GapFiller: no editor ever wants to hear Fix It In Post (even from themselves) cz thats an immediate tell that their job just got unnecessarily harder
Redbassist:
Redbassist:
Pik-a-two 
GapFiller: ADAM HYPE
accountmadeforants: Yeeeeaaaaah
richard_ermen: YEEESSSSSS
RockPusher: I'm sure our choices will not come back to impact us in any way
couchboyj:
richard_ermen: More insane "running away from danger" moments =)
TheMerricat: That _are_ connected
Wolfstrike_NL:
But do watch it anyway, because it's good fun 
Juliamon: The decisions basically came back to bite you in the same book
GapFiller: even Otaku Jeff can have story arcs!
realbadatthis_: OJCU
Juliamon: You are Wolf, last of your tribe
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: otakujeff multiverse?
Krektogar: The last of the wolves
couchboyj: Otaku Jeff is really more of an ethose
Juliamon: Afterlove, also Afterlife
GapFiller:
richard_ermen: Is it a Rhythm game in the same way Wheeler calls games "Ccrd Games"?
RockPusher: !quote ian
LRRbot: Quote #7640: "It's a gentle gobble." —Ian [2021-06-12]
Juliamon: Rhythm Cafe is currently the Next Rhythm Heaven Waiting Room
gnyrinn: Is this the Cher game?
accountmadeforants: Speaking of rhythm and relating back to Adam from before: Adam's been absolutely killing it playing Rift of the Necrodancer. He even started an Impossible track last time!
richard_ermen: Spaceships!
KaleidoscopeMind: oh wait this means no CtS
richard_ermen: Supernovas!
richard_ermen: Black Holes!
GapFiller: accountmadeforants the takeaway clearly is Adam Rhythm Cafe Guest Spot When!?
ContingentCat: the last mine oclock
Wolfstrike_NL: Last MoC even
accountmadeforants: @GapFiller Honestly that'd rule
richard_ermen: Is Minecraft dead already?
TheAinMAP: The clock is running out.
TheAinMAP:
mtvcdm: One last butter road to kill
GapFiller: accountmadeforants like they got Adam on for Matters of Import that one time (Ian was even there) so surely a Rhythm Cafe aint outta the question
BigDaddyBland87: Honestly it's crazy Mine O'clock kept going as long as it did
mtvcdm: The dragon was killed on Cori's shift.
GapFiller:
aprt from owt else cant think of a time Heather and Adam have shared a stream
richard_ermen: Has MoC been the longest running show?
Wolfstrike_NL: James wanted to Punch a Chunk and look at old worlds/projects yea
GapFiller: James has a home channel in which he digs holes in the ground
GapFiller: thats literally the whole entire channel!
Redbassist:
richard_ermen: Digging holes is a time-honored people-tradition.
TheAinMAP:
TheSeg: It's me!
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
DoodlestheGreat: 10 q 4 strem
RockPusher: I thought we got our podcasts from archive dot org
Wicker_Guide: I used to grow them from PodBean
GapFiller: aiui thats officially approved and all
Juliamon: indeed it is!
Juliamon: (with the caveat that they no longer stand behind some of it because, well, 20 years is a lot of cultural shift)
definenull: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The LRR crew plays Magic the Gathering! This week Pick 2 Draft! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (38m from now).
GapFiller: Juliamon itd be more shocking (not to mention sus) if they still stood behind absolutely everything
Wicker_Guide: the starch of time sticks to us all
DoodlestheGreat: So long as it stays out of our shorts. That's just unpleasant.
RockPusher: Do you smell what the time is passing?
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