ihlendrax: !box
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ihlendrax: …who? …what?
Metric_Furlong: Hellshake Mnanker
Metric_Furlong: the Mnanker who would shake Hell itself
Juliamon: it's an extremely obscure joke that I should probably take out
Juliamon: from a Jackbox panel Beej was on
IbunWest: As Chicago Cubs legend Ernie Banks would always say: Let’s pick two!
Dog_of_Myth:
underhill33:
Painfully_Dyslexic: do we know who's drafting?
IbunWest:
LostThePirate:
Got home just in time 
GasCityGaming: Pack one Pick two!
r10pez10: ooh foundations
Juliamon: ah, there's the going-live toot
GasCityGaming: I'm sure they've done it before but I just don't remember them drafting Foundations before?
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IbunWest: It’s hard to remember the time before MTGxFF
Juliamon: GasCityGaming 2024-11-22 per the wiki
GasCityGaming: Ah, the before FFMTG times, so long ago.
Juliamon: first post-DB FNPF
Juliamon: easily forgotten
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Desruprot: ooooooh Foundations
lamina5432: pick two of the lrr crew
lamina5432: evening
GasCityGaming: hey look! PUBG pro Cameron Lauder!
GhostValv: neat
RockPusher: This draft is so compact!
realbadatthis_: was Lathrill in foundations?
RockPusher: Don't even need the drafting trapezoid
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Desruprot:
RockPusher: That we are *aware* of
realbadatthis_: Button is "Make Them Have It"
RockPusher: I'm sure LRR are on a list somewhere
Simonark: You MUST have been investigated over something from QWERPline.
RockPusher: Wheeler has pulled the joke eject cord
r10pez10: smooth save wheeler
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GasCityGaming: Do it
GasCityGaming: Feels like home
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thraximore: hahaha
Bionull: They should sneak in a cogwork librarian for the forbidden pick 3
Diabore: dont even need the cart
bogbrush251: I really should be sleeping lol. watching from the uk
goombalax: Canaanically
johnnylongtorso: cananically banned from dasart bas
RockPusher:
sephyhallow: When did Wheeler last sleep?
JRandomHacker: Coming immediately from the N100 episode where Serge couldn't say words and now here's Wheeler
HadesLeprechaun: no you're thinking of Uma Musume, anime horse girls
Gadora: @JRandomHacker It spreads.
r10pez10: hello everypony
JRandomHacker: Oh no there's an entirely _different_ group of horse girl enthusiasts now
WishyWashyofSaddleArabia: I'm a pony fan who decidedly is not a Nazi, and I'm still here.
gualdhar: signals? in a four player draft?
thraximore: they sure are
Diabore: its better for small pods too
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: we're already done the draft
RockPusher: I wonder if they will take another swing at the live-action PP Girls they canned the pilots for
r10pez10: it smooths it for small pods
ghizmou: why did I think pick 2 draft was you were only allowed to pick the number 2 choice from every pack and they open a new one
r10pez10: dunno how it would go with like, two people though
Diabore: land stays in right?
goombalax: @RockPusher nobody google "Live action PP girls"
r10pez10: let's look it up
gualdhar: 1999
lamina5432: 2003
sephyhallow: 1999
Dog_of_Myth: 1999
Gadora: It came out? Good for it.
r10pez10: June 15 1999
YeOldeMark: 1999
DoodlestheGreat: They all come out in the wash.
gualdhar: Smooth was released to radio June 15th 1999
carbonoid12: about 6 years ago.
Dog_of_Myth:
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onmartn: During pride month??
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RockPusher: goombalax that indeed could return many varied unexpected results
lamina5432: @carbonoid12 add 20
Diabore: i should draft white
r10pez10: here chat, is Smooth newer or older than All The Small Things
Diabore: oh panda
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Earthenone: what if we all pivot at the same time
Bionull: @Diabore Also the only card I remember from this set
Diabore: the elenda disrespect
gualdhar: they're both 1999
Dog_of_Myth: 1999
wrapscalion: Same year
r10pez10: (All The Small Things: September 28 1999)
gualdhar: All the Small Things was released September 28th, 1999
ghizmou: september 28
JRandomHacker: No, Chicken was in the band with Horse
gualdhar: how did people ever settle trivia arguments before the internet
HadesLeprechaun: still not the biggest set in MtG
Diabore: thats too many cards
dpfried: You're putting the chicken before the horse?
Gadora:
Oh hey, they're drafting Legends? 
tehfewl: i like the fact that if its from Legends, and its an enchantment, its probably $300, minimum
sephyhallow: Yes
RockPusher: Just need to learn to do that on cue
r10pez10: this went off the rails so quickly
Bionull: There are few bad puddings
realbadatthis_: hey, it's evil Cloud!
onmartn: My grandmother taught me how to burp on command
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: fat guy skillset
Bionull: Not like with the cards. Just fight.
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: very streamlined draft
r10pez10: in magic, right
OldUncleDan: Tell me about the rabbits, Wheeler.
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iXstasy: jump into the hole like alice, wheeler.
sephyhallow: XD
thraximore:
OldUncleDan: Shepard Book!
sephyhallow: Blood Meridian *is* literature...
Drum0_0: What is literature? Is it edible?
Bionull: I really didn't like Blood Meridian.
johnnylongtorso: "let me tell you about Infinite Jest"
sephyhallow: @Bionull Sounds like you have a conscience
HadesLeprechaun: has Wheeler put together the Hare Apparent Commander deck, yet? I remember him asking for lots of copies so he could
elgenericosfavoriteorphan:
@johnnylongtorso 
gualdhar: oof
Voidhawk42: At least nobody said Moby Dick. That book is just *full* of lies about whales
gualdhar: I feel an ouchie in my liberty
sephyhallow: I appreciate Blood Meridian as a piece of literature, it's an incredible feat of art. It's also deeply unpleasant to read.
sephyhallow: A man drowns puppies, Alex.
nan_de_mo_nai: well, IMPLIED satan.
gualdhar: audio?
Blip2004: that filter kicking in
Camail: ok its back to normal
Diabore: good ol satin
gualdhar: that was weird, I thought my headphones were breaking
Bionull: I read Blood Meridian back to back with Britney Spears biography. Bit of whiplash.
r10pez10: were you going in alphabetical order
gualdhar: wait, are you saying Manifest Destiny is bad?
Voidhawk42: God's Chosen Asshole
MrPipboy3000: We stopped doing justice in the US a while back
Xerodin: Ben's deck name: 0-2 drop
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: oh damn we're fully tabled up
onmartn: Two friends one table
sephyhallow: Blood Meridian is so far beyond the vibe of LRR, it's impossible to describe without going vastly off-brand
radioshackraider: I thought Genymede was God's chosen asshole
couchboyj: Table Friends Forever, functional reprint of Table Partners With
lamina5432: give a tounge click when any land is tapped
RockPusher: !gant
LRRbot: Gant? Gant!
ShaneLeeAtk: !gant
LRRbot: Weber, no!
lamina5432: did another table attack Cam?
DigitalSeahorse: I'm here! Oh wait no I'm not I need to put that egg rice cup in the microwave before it spoils
sephyhallow: Drowning puppies?
wedge_x: sky king, sky king, message follows: two. two. two. two. two.
thraximore: hold on
r10pez10: !addquote (Cameron) [Now] Our vibe is extremely cursed actually.
LRRbot: New quote #9346: "Our vibe is extremely cursed actually." —Cameron [2025-07-18]
grgriffin3: Like in Disco Elysium!
Gadora: Holy shit.
thraximore:
MWGNZ:
drcthulu: He's using frenology
public_key_reveal_party:
radioshackraider: Cameron "Phrenology Enthusiast" Lauder
grgriffin3: Holy SHIT Wheeler
public_key_reveal_party: o7 graham
PhorrestGaze: o7 G
Voidhawk42:
Someone add that quote, jesus christ wheeler
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Technobach: these should all be buttons
gualdhar: is it class solidarity if we get LRR cancelled while the CEO isn't in the country
onmartn: Somethingsomething talking heads
PhorrestGaze: the noggins are much higher and larger in real life
Desruprot: Leyline Axe is nice
LRRbot: Leyline Axe [4] | Artifact — Equipment | If this card is in your opening hand, you may begin the game with it on the battlefield. / Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has double strike and trample. / Equip {3}
KaleidoscopeMind: cardreader eepy
r10pez10: oh that's cool
LRRbot: Dismal Backwater | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}.
wedge_x: rm -rfv /
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: i love what yuo've done with the place
LRRbot: Strix Lookout [1U] | Creature — Bird [1/2] | Flying, vigilance / {1}{U}, {T}: Draw a card, then discard a card.
Desruprot: birb
grgriffin3: Paul is Mr. Ding-Ding
LRRbot: Campus Guide [2] | Artifact Creature — Golem [2/1] | When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top.
wedge_x: behold
drcthulu: Don't tell Harvey Birdman
OldUncleDan: Or are they Devo?
Bionull: Cam's hottest take yet
LRRbot: Dreadwing Scavenger [1UB] | Creature — Nightmare Bird [2/2] | Flying / Whenever this creature enters or attacks, draw a card, then discard a card. / Threshold — This creature gets +1/+1 and has deathtouch as long as there are seven or more cards in your graveyard.
radioshackraider: Cameron is baiting the Pokemon community for engagement
grgriffin3: "Nightmare Bird" is redundant: All birds are nightmares.
LRRbot: Crypt Feaster [3B] | Creature — Zombie [3/4] | Menace / Threshold — Whenever this creature attacks, if there are seven or more cards in your graveyard, this creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
radioshackraider: Phrenology segemnt next LRL?
Veshnikard: Alex take 3?
DigitechWire: 3 damage from the attack?
Drum0_0: Alex should beat 16.
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: wow wheeler
Drum0_0: be at*
DigitalSeahorse:
I just sat down and donno what we're laughing at
Tiber727: Blocking is for cowards. Don't do it.
sephyhallow: What the world has always needed: a mash-up between The Matrix and Cormac McCarthy
ThatOverkillGuy: COWARD
LRRbot: Scrawling Crawler [3] | Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Construct [3/2] | At the beginning of your upkeep, each player draws a card. / Whenever an opponent draws a card, that player loses 1 life.
wrapscalion: Leyline axe is the Chekhov's gun of mtg
DigitalSeahorse:
r10pez10: oh i remember the Foundations PPR now
r10pez10: that was the one where overrun won all those games
DigitalSeahorse: today is nice out for a change, not too hot
Desruprot: overrun OP
LRRbot: Eaten Alive [B] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature or pay {3}{B}. / Exile target creature or planeswalker.
ThatOverkillGuy: is the stream lagging for anyone or is it me
thraximore: just you
LoadingReadyRun:
not seeing any framedrops on my end
LRRbot: Run Away Together [1U] | Instant | Choose two target creatures controlled by different players. Return those creatures to their owners' hands.
LRRbot: Dreadwing Scavenger [1UB] | Creature — Nightmare Bird [2/2] | Flying / Whenever this creature enters or attacks, draw a card, then discard a card. / Threshold — This creature gets +1/+1 and has deathtouch as long as there are seven or more cards in your graveyard.
DigitalSeahorse:
flap flap flick
Diabore: Alex didnt draw for turn, only off the scrawler
Mindfire13: Is Overrun a limited "I win," or do you only cast it when you can win?
DiscordianTokkan: Meatier Golem
OldUncleDan: The Meatiest of Golems.
DigitalSeahorse: golems can take over meteors too?
LRRbot: Witness Protection [U] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature loses all abilities and is a green and white Citizen creature with base power and toughness 1/1 named Legitimate Businessperson.
gualdhar: uh
trolltan: lol
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: that was cool, do it again
HadesLeprechaun: Wheeler is ascending
Desruprot: crawler selling toasters
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Legitimate Business Crawler.
LRRbot: Zombify [3B] | Sorcery | Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
gualdhar: next let's try a speech jammer filter
DigitalSeahorse: that sure was an effect, god though
LRRbot: Meteor Golem [7] | Artifact Creature — Golem [3/3] | When this creature enters, destroy target nonland permanent an opponent controls.
r10pez10: spicy
DigitalSeahorse: Alex's stick!
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: 'the golem is meatier than the sword' wow
DigitalSeahorse: F
DiscordianTokkan: Remeteor Golem
ShaneLeeAtk: Ah, Kirby
DigitalSeahorse:
DigitalSeahorse: hehe
DigitalSeahorse:
LRRbot: Llanowar Elves [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}.
OldUncleDan: I always like "This is a button" as a button.
Desruprot: Leyline of Island
LRRbot: Campus Guide [2] | Artifact Creature — Golem [2/1] | When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top.
Voidhawk42: I think that's almost a Mox
Gadora: @DigitalSeahorse Love the emotes!
LRRbot: Think Twice [1U] | Instant | Draw a card. / Flashback {2}{U}
LRRbot: Dreadwing Scavenger [1UB] | Creature — Nightmare Bird [2/2] | Flying / Whenever this creature enters or attacks, draw a card, then discard a card. / Threshold — This creature gets +1/+1 and has deathtouch as long as there are seven or more cards in your graveyard.
Desruprot: @Voidhawk42 only turn 0
DigitalSeahorse: don't press the mute button
definenull: That might be the trauma
DigitalSeahorse: "I've blocked that from memory."
realbadatthis_: it feels better to shuffle sleeved cards
LRRbot: Bigfin Bouncer [3U] | Creature — Shark Pirate [3/2] | When this creature enters, return target creature an opponent controls to its owner's hand.
realbadatthis_: on the bite down I believe it was rather long rectangle teeth
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public_key_reveal_party: That is the best plan of all time
Mindfire13: I need to find Lorehold Campus. What do you mean the campus guide can't find Lorehold Campus?
LRRbot: Elfsworn Giant [3GG] | Creature — Giant [5/3] | Reach / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, create a 1/1 green Elf Warrior creature token.
korvys: Thank you Cameron for saying what I was thinking
LRRbot: Zombify [3B] | Sorcery | Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
LRRbot: Meteor Golem [7] | Artifact Creature — Golem [3/3] | When this creature enters, destroy target nonland permanent an opponent controls.
LRRbot: Scrawling Crawler [3] | Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Construct [3/2] | At the beginning of your upkeep, each player draws a card. / Whenever an opponent draws a card, that player loses 1 life.
tehfewl: discarding the bowl island? disrespectfully
LRRbot: Campus Guide [2] | Artifact Creature — Golem [2/1] | When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top.
LoadingReadyRun: each golem is meteor then the last
AngelicKnighthood: That should be the button.
DiscordianTokkan: John Madden, John Madden, AEIOU
LRRbot: Witness Protection [U] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature loses all abilities and is a green and white Citizen creature with base power and toughness 1/1 named Legitimate Businessperson.
DigitalSeahorse: or the shreaking eagle that bites politicians
LRRbot: Lightshell Duo [3U] | Creature — Rat Otter [3/4] | Prowess / When this creature enters, surveil 2.
Toxxick: Fun fact, Madden was from my hometown!
definenull: Uhhh
Toxxick: Met him a couple times, was a real chill dude
LRRbot: Macabre Waltz [1B] | Sorcery | Return up to two target creature cards from your graveyard to your hand, then discard a card.
DigitalSeahorse: daww
LRRbot: Bigfin Bouncer [3U] | Creature — Shark Pirate [3/2] | When this creature enters, return target creature an opponent controls to its owner's hand.
DiscordianTokkan: The Justin and/or Griffin Macabre Waltz
Mindfire13: Modern Horizons 4 should have a card named Thespian Sage; its a creature version of Thespian Stage
JonnyGlitched: Hi everyone
LRRbot: Witness Protection [U] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature loses all abilities and is a green and white Citizen creature with base power and toughness 1/1 named Legitimate Businessperson.
korvys: Oh, right, John McAfee, I was thinking of Pat
DigitalSeahorse:
bigfin
Kentosaurus: for a second I was thinking of John McEnroe and was very confused
LRRbot: Scrawling Crawler [3] | Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Construct [3/2] | At the beginning of your upkeep, each player draws a card. / Whenever an opponent draws a card, that player loses 1 life.
thecrownjules_: meyer moment
LRRbot: Wary Thespian [1G] | Creature — Cat Druid [3/1] | When this creature enters or dies, surveil 1.
elgenericosfavoriteorphan:
DigitalSeahorse:
MrPipboy3000: You don't want to know where they were on Januray 6th ...
Cody_OCE: Benjamin Wheeler controversy
definenull: Microseconds of time spent scrolling down half the page
Toxxick: it adds up!
r10pez10: i thought you said "googly eye"
JonnyGlitched: Anyone like 4x games?
DiscordianTokkan: Oh WOW, yep
DigitechWire: ohhhh yeah i did it
DigitechWire: i'm sorry
Cody_OCE: HAHAHAHA GOTTEM
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: everyone did it lol
definenull: Thank you for your sacrifice
trolltan: yeah pretty immediately
r10pez10: streamer: don't do the thing
Gadora: I'm listening.
r10pez10: chat: does the thing
emilevitt: telling us not to is just gonna make us wanna do the thing
Toxxick: Case study right there
emilevitt:
Nickiatori: I shouldnt have done the thing
DigitalSeahorse: I hope I won't have to ask people which sites give me the real answers to which sites are more credible than others
gualdhar: oh THAT one
trolltan: uh hhh
lirazel64: For the record, I have not done the thing.
LRRbot: Dismal Backwater | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}.
Voidhawk42: Look, when I was little I stared at the sun because people told me not to. I haven't changed much since then.
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: erin go bwoah
JMGoody: That was so much worse than I could have expected
LRRbot: Campus Guide [2] | Artifact Creature — Golem [2/1] | When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top.
gualdhar: if it's any consolation, my dad shares his name with a really shitty old US Senator
LRRbot: Strix Lookout [1U] | Creature — Bird [1/2] | Flying, vigilance / {1}{U}, {T}: Draw a card, then discard a card.
Bionull: I'm trying to lookup this go thing and mostly finding furries, but I guess that's the net
DigitalSeahorse:
go bwah! 
Dog_of_Myth: wow
MrPipboy3000: Wow ...
LRRbot: Thrill of Possibility [1R] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card. / Draw two cards.
underhill33:
wrapscalion:
Toxxick: I apparently share a name with a really shitty video game dev/executive.
gualdhar: no, the other really shitty old US senator
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Arakasi01: I don't think he lived to be that old tbh
emilevitt: i share a birthday with the day that the titanic sank
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: LRR after dark
drcthulu: he got into the sugar
emilevitt:
that was an interesting fact i learned 
Dog_of_Myth: @gualdhar That doesn't really narrow it down.
thraximore: got into the skittles
drcthulu: the imitation sugar
Sorator13: I found out when I bought my condo that I share a name with someone who owes various people *lots* of money, which has made for some fun mail
Skye_Stryke: So this lineup is never coming back to fnpf huh?
sporkraptor: I was born on the day DB Cooper vanished
definenull: Or will be a permanent mainstay
johnnylongtorso: @Skye_Stryke if by "fnpf" you mean "work"
LRRbot: Crypt Feaster [3B] | Creature — Zombie [3/4] | Menace / Threshold — Whenever this creature attacks, if there are seven or more cards in your graveyard, this creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
r10pez10: isn't rwby a sport
LRRbot: Shivan Dragon [4RR] | Creature — Dragon [5/5] | Flying / {R}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
sporkraptor: it's really fun when you find out there's somebody with your name who lives in your area, is in your age group, and visits some of the same stores >___<
Toxxick: Apologetically still enjoy good ol' ruwemby
definenull: Still a good one after all these years
johnnylongtorso: with the sweet Donato Giancola art
LRRbot: Bigfin Bouncer [3U] | Creature — Shark Pirate [3/2] | When this creature enters, return target creature an opponent controls to its owner's hand.
DigitalSeahorse:
what's a rumpy pumpy card?
sporkraptor: no it isn't "me with a concussion," that person apparently has a pretty hefty inheritance owed to them too XD
Nickiatori: I remember RWBY having good if not a tad angsty music and will not revisit it for worries i wont like it anymore
LRRbot: Quakestrider Ceratops [3GGG] | Creature — Dinosaur [12/8]
Voidhawk42: Craw Wurm got a glow up
r10pez10: go off alex, damn
couchboyj: Quite the pair of bouncers there
wrapscalion: Street Shark>Thick Boi
DigitalSeahorse:
johnnylongtorso: @Voidhawk42 two Craw Wurms glued together
DigitalSeahorse:
JKBalch: Surely he can't have a 3rd bouncer
r10pez10: tuah wurm
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: ughhh
r10pez10: i regret typing that
thraximore: @JKBalch maybe, but he has something... meatier
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Sorator13: so we really just started the stream off the rails and have stayed there, eh?
DigitalSeahorse:
LRRbot: Self-Reflection [4UU] | Sorcery | Create a token that's a copy of target creature you control. / Flashback {3}{U}
DigitalSeahorse: so silly
avjamethyst: betrayal
HadesLeprechaun: vanilla 12/8 for 6? how did I miss this for my Yargle and Multani deck
r10pez10: the villian
circusofkirkus: "how many times must I teach you this lesson, old dino"
r10pez10: the villain, even
realbadatthis_: Fantastic Four Skins in Fortnite
Nickiatori: I miss foundations drafts on arena I loved that format
r10pez10: that no picklepee
LRRbot: Giant Growth [G] | Instant | Target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn.
LRRbot: Shivan Dragon [4RR] | Creature — Dragon [5/5] | Flying / {R}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
Nickiatori: I lost track after 120 drafts but it is the most i have drafted anyt set
definenull: Christmas is still 5 months away for rumping and pumping
Bearudite: I appriciate the pause on that Cam
sephyhallow: Y'all know rumpy-pumpy just means shagging, right?
r10pez10: how much are boxes of foundations going for nowadays
JonnyGlitched: While we are breaking I'll repeat my question, anyone into 4X games?
gualdhar: there is no way something as funny as rumpy-pumpy means something as innocuous as sex
DigitalSeahorse:
rumpy pumped
sephyhallow: @gualdhar It's a British term, if that helps explain it
r10pez10: yes that's the joke
Dog_of_Myth: @r10pez10 $110 on Card Kingdom
r10pez10: honestly not bad
r10pez10: that's like what, one pack of time spiral
Dog_of_Myth: Oh sorry that's the jumpstart bundle
Gadora: Foundations is staying in print for longer than a normal set, right?
DigitalSeahorse:
pump dat rump!
r10pez10: because of long standard, have to assume so
emilevitt: 6 years i think ?
definenull: Is it? I thought it was just standard legal for longer, but nothing about distribution
emilevitt:
Dog_of_Myth: $145 on Amazon @r10pez10
Cody_OCE: it's because they are specifically leaving it in. it isn't rotating out until 2029 iirc.
thraximore: 5 years I thought
Dog_of_Myth: Honestly, that's still not a bad price
Cody_OCE: consider it the core set they used to release every year for the next 5 years
JonnyGlitched: this song
Juliamon: wow, I didn't know there was a MiniMoni game... or, for that matter, apparently a whole bunch of games somehow??
Juliamon: I guess we were due for some retro Japanese rhythm bullshit
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definenull: Big turt!
LRRbot: Aegis Turtle [U] | Creature — Turtle [0/5]
onmartn: ASS
johnnylongtorso: it's from Ikoria, so you know it's good
MegaDosX: Good joke streamer
gualdhar: I believe that turtle has, as the kids put it, "gyatt"
DigitalSeahorse: Ageist Turtle?
LRRbot: Goldvein Pick [2] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1. / Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token. / Equip {1}
theamc2000: blood is worth more than gold
Desruprot: turtle going to wield a pick?
LRRbot: Swiftwater Cliffs | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {U} or {R}.
KWardJenx: For profit?
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: for fun and/or profit
MegaDosX: Oh we kept the flying life total change numbers from Final Fantasy, neat
Desruprot: its a good change
GasCityGaming: google Munitions plus controversey
LRRbot: Goblin Boarders [2R] | Creature — Goblin Pirate [3/2] | Raid — This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it if you attacked this turn.
MrPipboy3000: Yea, she was cancelled for ranking the races by cranial volume ...
DigitalSeahorse:
pump blood until they accept it more places 
thraximore:
LRRbot: Battlesong Berserker [3R] | Creature — Human Berserker [3/4] | Whenever you attack, target creature you control gets +1/+0 and gains menace until end of turn.
public_key_reveal_party: There's still time Alex
LRRbot: Spectral Sailor [U] | Creature — Spirit Pirate [1/1] | Flash / Flying / {3}{U}: Draw a card.
r10pez10: turning turning
theamc2000: alpha 5
LRRbot: Twinflame Tyrant [3RR] | Creature — Dragon [3/5] | Flying / If a source you control would deal damage to an opponent or a permanent an opponent controls, it deals double that damage instead.
MegaDosX: Oh huh
zelukester: Dragon Time
Dog_of_Myth: Oh, that's a spicy dragon
MegaDosX: I had this in my prerelease pool but couldn't play it because my red was otherwise mediocre
DigitalSeahorse: that game with the kid in a sombraro
korvys: Cameron Mix-a-lot
realbadatthis_: oh the luffy game
gualdhar: ok, they printed high alert in this set didn't they.
MegaDosX: @gualdhar Not in Foundations
LRRbot: Grappling Kraken [4UU] | Creature — Kraken [5/6] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, tap target creature an opponent controls and put a stun counter on it.
gualdhar: shame.
HadesLeprechaun: Graken!
johnnylongtorso: who out there grappling their kraken
LRRbot: Bake into a Pie [2BB] | Instant | Destroy target creature. Create a Food token.
MegaDosX: I wonder what dragon pie would taste like
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: grappling kraken get on board, we're gonna ride till there aint no more to go...
DiscordianTokkan: mm, pie
korvys: Big pie
DigitalSeahorse:
unh umnh
Natedogg2: Dragons make a delicious pie.
public_key_reveal_party: Was "grapple the kraken" an instruction?
its_north_or_nothing: BAKE INTO A PIE MY FAVE MAGIC OF ALL TIME
onmartn: Failing Organs is a good name for an alternative gospel band
Sorator13:
um it's actually pronounced "tee-dus" 
theamc2000: I wrote magic flavor text
theamc2000: he not I
korvys: That's a burlesque name if I've ever heard one
LoadingReadyRun:
Tyrant in the sky / I will bake into a pie
LRRbot: Pilfer [1B] | Sorcery | Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card.
LRRbot: Firespitter Whelp [2R] | Creature — Dragon [2/2] | Flying / Whenever you cast a noncreature or Dragon spell, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.
MrPipboy3000: Pretty sure Titus Androgenous is just another name for Prince
LRRbot: Extravagant Replication [4UU] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, create a token that's a copy of another target nonland permanent you control.
DigitalSeahorse: it'll probably be a LRR sub name later too lol
definenull: Uh oh
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: oop
realbadatthis_: titusandrogynous plus controversy
DigitalSeahorse: I mean by someone else, I can't afford to
Nickiatori: on the magic school bus?
MegaDosX: Bismuth
Sorator13: what the fuck did I put in that pie??
Morrigan9: plain
singinnonsense: If Cameron got the food it would be a white card
onmartn: @MegaDosX Ah dang, the summary doesn't sound nearly gay enough
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elgenericosfavoriteorphan: didnt we have the "Eldrazi/phyrexian" flavor discussion?
LRRbot: Alesha, Who Laughs at Fate [1BR] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior [2/2] | First strike / Whenever Alesha attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on it. / Raid — At the beginning of your end step, if you attacked this turn, return target creature card with mana value less than or equal to Alesha's power from your graveyard to the battlefield.
r10pez10: a taste you can't describe in earthly terms
emilevitt:
MrPipboy3000: Those other words suck
emilevitt: ayo my favorite alesha!
Sapphic_Shenanigans:
Let's go Alesha
r10pez10: cool alesha
emilevitt:
she's the best 
definenull: Welp
JonnyGlitched: wtff is 10w40?
DigitalSeahorse: tastes inky?
r10pez10: 10w40 is a grade of motor oil
Natedogg2: That's one picky dragon.
Dog_of_Myth:
thraximore: by Grabthar's hammer
realbadatthis_: @JonnyGlitched engine oil
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: @JonnyGlitched the first number denotes the viscosity of oil when cold, the 2nd when its warm
HadesLeprechaun: Goldvein Pick is like a staple in pauper commander decks
hd_dabnado: ask your dad about them
r10pez10: lmao
LRRbot: Vampire Soulcaller [4B] | Creature — Vampire Warlock [3/2] | Flying / This creature can't block. / When this creature enters, return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
Dog_of_Myth:
Wheeler
DigitalSeahorse: 10 cans of WD-40
raisins4life: goblin what-er?
LRRbot: Burst Lightning [R] | Instant | Kicker {4} / Burst Lightning deals 2 damage to any target. If this spell was kicked, it deals 4 damage instead.
LoadingReadyRun:
gotta look good tonight, I'm putting on my Vampire Soul Collar
LRRbot: Firebrand Archer [1R] | Creature — Human Archer [2/1] | Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.
theclawmasheen: whelp trigger on the burst lightning
LRRbot: Goblin Boarders [2R] | Creature — Goblin Pirate [3/2] | Raid — This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it if you attacked this turn.
MrPipboy3000: !card combat training
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
cmdrzellgaudis: whelp trigger missed from burst lightning
singinnonsense: !card combat tutorial
LRRbot: Combat Tutorial [2U] | Sorcery | Target player draws two cards. Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature you control.
LRRbot: Gorehorn Raider [4R] | Creature — Minotaur Pirate [4/4] | Raid — When this creature enters, if you attacked this turn, this creature deals 2 damage to any target.
singinnonsense: yeah sorcery
LRRbot: Burglar Rat [1B] | Creature — Rat [1/1] | When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card.
lamina5432: des wheeler have 100's of niece's and nephew's
DigitalSeahorse:
emilevitt: the turt is a good boy
Dog_of_Myth: That rat is forever known to me a Bugler Rat because of SaffronOlive.
emilevitt:
MrPipboy3000: Pacifism would mean he can't block ... more like he became a defender
raisins4life: is the turtle arguing with the pick
LRRbot: Rune-Sealed Wall [2U] | Artifact Creature — Wall [0/6] | Defender / {T}: Surveil 1.
LRRbot: Marauding Blight-Priest [2B] | Creature — Vampire Cleric [3/2] | Whenever you gain life, each opponent loses 1 life.
jadielady: Olaf sing!
Xerodin: Here we are in the future
public_key_reveal_party: Death is always a possibility
sephyhallow: Unionise, creatures!
Voidhawk42: Rakdos Charm
samwiser_: Random charm
goombalax: !card Rakdos Charm
LRRbot: Rakdos Charm [BR] | Instant | Choose one — / • Exile target player's graveyard. / • Destroy target artifact. / • Each creature deals 1 damage to its controller.
Voidhawk42: The creatures do deal the damage, so it's funny with lifelink
cmdrud87: Cmeuppaancee
Zulghinlour: In this economy?
DigitalSeahorse: or several weeks ago
korvys: Masc-ing?
MrPipboy3000: Those good cards also need lands...
stuckdazed: What's in Alex's overall pocket
JonnyGlitched: i maskl
GasCityGaming: it's not out yet
OldUncleDan: In August.
Xerodin: august 4th
DiscordianTokkan: Coleasquid worked on it, IIRC!
circusofkirkus: with terrible animation
vinewood_og: I feel like the last 30 seconds was my winter soldier activation code
goombalax: "I want to believe" is X-files
stuckdazed: Looks like 2 sharpies and a popsicle stick
DigitalSeahorse:
I'm gonna keep these hands until the end of the month
LRRbot: Firebrand Archer [1R] | Creature — Human Archer [2/1] | Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.
korvys: Yeah, so the question is, did they just select those clips for the promo, or is that actually representitive
DigitalSeahorse: no, Alex is just glad to see you
Nimiphi: The answer to "what's in alex's pocket?" is "whatever the plot demands."
Strebenherz: I would HOPE
DigitalSeahorse:
korvys: Just a Clone reprint
niccus: as an official card? yeah. as the arena marvel-less tie-in?probably not
goombalax: Electro
GasCityGaming: the sinister six!
korvys: The Sinister Six
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: it'll be a reprint of See Double
LRRbot: Goblin Boarders [2R] | Creature — Goblin Pirate [3/2] | Raid — This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it if you attacked this turn.
Khalstrom: I'm betting secret lair using the pointing art
Commodore_Perry_GG: Finally. Indicate
realbadatthis_: @Nimiphi Eggs or the one ring, no in between
LRRbot: Erudite Wizard [2U] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/3] | Whenever you draw your second card each turn, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
korvys: Doc Oc, Electro, Kraven, Vulture, Sandman, and Mysterio
LRRbot: Battlesong Berserker [3R] | Creature — Human Berserker [3/4] | Whenever you attack, target creature you control gets +1/+0 and gains menace until end of turn.
radioshackraider: No, I'm pretty sure I bought the right asshole shaver
LRRbot: Swiftwater Cliffs | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {U} or {R}.
LRRbot: Thrill of Possibility [1R] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card. / Draw two cards.
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LRRbot: Gorehorn Raider [4R] | Creature — Minotaur Pirate [4/4] | Raid — When this creature enters, if you attacked this turn, this creature deals 2 damage to any target.
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sephyhallow: Being a queer icon
raisins4life: rebecca black milkshake duck
Tiber727: She actually hates Fridays.
sephyhallow: she was a judge on Is It Cake?, so you know she's made it big
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: no cam, thats the controversy, the record label stoppe her from growing
singinnonsense: go horn or go home
zombub: I forgorhorn
radioshackraider: Rebecca Black is a shockingly well adjusted person, all things considered. Which is great for her
benjamin_wheeler: Runic Repetition
DigitalSeahorse:
doo doo doo
Bionull: Looking like Cori's playing swamps just for the aesthetics
LRRbot: Spectral Sailor [U] | Creature — Spirit Pirate [1/1] | Flash / Flying / {3}{U}: Draw a card.
Nimiphi: wait a minute; what's wheeler doing in here?
Nickiatori: wait if Wheeler is in here who is in the moonbase?
radioshackraider: The chat posts are coming from inside the stream
raisins4life: then where's the caveman
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: the math is mathin, as the kids say
DigitalSeahorse:
Solo_Support: no 😔
public_key_reveal_party: Sadly I don't think so
elgenericosfavoriteorphan:
i walk too fast 
KringusWringus: I'm only a newcomer to turtles
sephyhallow: I don't have a sixpack, so no
emilevitt: i would hope so
emilevitt:
Nickiatori: I am only half as turtley as Matthew Tkachuk so no
onmartn: cowabunga
lamina5432: the turtle club has some connotations in chinese I think
HadesLeprechaun: I have never trained to be a ninja, and am no longer a teenager
KWardJenx: Cam is definitely a pa-turtle figure
vinewood_og: I thought we weren't supposed to talk about turtle probing club
Nimiphi: I'm turtley enough for the turtle club; I too make strange squaking noises with my partner
radioshackraider: LRR's Tetsudo formation looking weak RN
realbadatthis_: not at all.
Solo_Support: "turtle kid controversy"
Sorator13: wheeler!
Sorator13: CAMERON!
public_key_reveal_party: Time turtles
trolltan: all tortoises are turtles
public_key_reveal_party: Same actually
GasCityGaming: same!
DigitalSeahorse: oh no
raisins4life: that's why he wore the sunglasses and hood
realbadatthis_: Basically like asking "how long would you survive in a zombie apocolypse" like man, someone has to die
vinewood_og: That's why he wore the aviators
thraximore: The Cabin Factory too (maybe?)
cmdrud87: And also Kane
Commodore_Perry_GG: Do you think the FBI sometimes has sleepovers in the Unibomber's shack?
Bionull: I had a lot of fun playing Control then stopped abruptly and never touched it again
Juliamon: It does, yeah
DigitalSeahorse: playing sleeveless?
Sorator13: @Commodore_Perry_GG private FBI cosplay events have a lot of fun with it, I'm sure
Sorator13: the Threshold Kids are incredible and I would *love* to see Alex react to them
radioshackraider: Oh you KNOW FBI employees sneak off the Unabomber shack to goof off
Jadaris: Cam nailed it, the minute to minute gameplay sucks but every other part of Control rules
RangerAlpha7: Are we REALLY ready though
LRRbot: Strix Lookout [1U] | Creature — Bird [1/2] | Flying, vigilance / {1}{U}, {T}: Draw a card, then discard a card.
DigitalSeahorse:
Sogheim: I can watch people play Control, but I get nauseous when I do. weird.
Nickiatori: @DigitalSeahorse living on the edge
DigitalSeahorse:
Solo_Support: Strix, look out!
LRRbot: Burglar Rat [1B] | Creature — Rat [1/1] | When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card.
johnnylongtorso: Lookout of the Yard
LRRbot: Thrill of Possibility [1R] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card. / Draw two cards.
sephyhallow: @radioshackraider It's a makeout spot
MrTheWalrus: @Sogheim For me it's the reverse, for some reason
raisins4life: he's a narc of course he's santa
samwiser_: He was in galaxy quest.
trolltan: he do enjoy snow
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: i know, i bought some off hi--i mean...i was reading the news
HadesLeprechaun: Control fortunately also has loads of fantastic accessibility options, to pretty much customize the gameplay until it feels exactly as good as you want it
Nickiatori: and then was Buzz lightyear
Strebenherz: I did not know that about tim allen, huh
goombalax: wait til you hear what Mel Gibson did before playing santa claus
Nimiphi: Isn't it wild that Tim Allen did all that and also is a Space Ranger?
trolltan: @Strebenherz his mugshot is great
raisins4life: does anyone remember that Zoom movie with Tim Allen
Nickiatori: WHEELER NO
LRRbot: Gutless Plunderer [2B] | Creature — Skeleton Pirate [2/2] | Deathtouch / Raid — When this creature enters, if you attacked this turn, look at the top three cards of your library. You may put one of those cards back on top of your library. Put the rest into your graveyard.
vinewood_og: Yellow card for Owl Pellet gum balls
emilevitt: not the turt goin in the bin!
emilevitt:
LRRbot: Erudite Wizard [2U] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/3] | Whenever you draw your second card each turn, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
MrPipboy3000: How old do you have to be for the Agist Turtle to hate you?
Solo_Support: Hawk 2/1
Nickiatori: DID SHE DIED?
LRRbot: Alesha, Who Laughs at Fate [1BR] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior [2/2] | First strike / Whenever Alesha attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on it. / Raid — At the beginning of your end step, if you attacked this turn, return target creature card with mana value less than or equal to Alesha's power from your graveyard to the battlefield.
goombalax: Erudite_Wizard: "I bought bitcoin at 200 per"
Nickiatori: sorry for yelling
GasCityGaming: hawk tuah girl is physically fine
public_key_reveal_party: Congrats on the most cancelled stream of LRR's existance
MrPipboy3000: @Nickiatori Her 15 minutes did
Nickiatori: RIP sex joke girl
LRRbot: Burst Lightning [R] | Instant | Kicker {4} / Burst Lightning deals 2 damage to any target. If this spell was kicked, it deals 4 damage instead.
DigitalSeahorse:
I'm investing in the environment by having my computer on less when it's hot out
thraximore: isn't strix a loot
Drum0_0: Discard
raisins4life: goodbye erudite wizard
LRRbot: Stromkirk Bloodthief [2B] | Creature — Vampire Rogue [2/2] | At the beginning of your end step, if an opponent lost life this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on target Vampire you control.
Nickiatori: dont google hawk tuah controversy
MrPipboy3000: I see Wheeler did not infact put away that autism
johnnylongtorso: I thought that was going to be "did you go to Hawk Tuahniversity"
raisins4life: hawk tuah's wikipedia headings are probably awesome
Natedogg2: Just don't Google. Problem solved.
radioshackraider: This truly is the most controversial piece of content LRR has done
vinewood_og: Duck duck no
MrPipboy3000: @raisins4life I really hope the phrase Milkshake Duck appears
kimmiekoneko: i heard they made a sequel to hawk tuah, but i forget what it's called
LRRbot: Elementalist Adept [1U] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/1] | Flash / Prowess
LRRbot: Goblin Boarders [2R] | Creature — Goblin Pirate [3/2] | Raid — This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it if you attacked this turn.
Cody_OCE: don't google Elementalist Adept controversy Ben
Nickiatori: just went to wikipedia and why did the hawktuah girl have a podcast?
CaptainCoriale: It's mostly just a Bitcoin scam and the related fallout, it's honestly mostly sad and disappointing.
onmartn: Does anyone still say milkshake duck?
johnnylongtorso: @Nickiatori grifting
MrPipboy3000: @onmartn I try to once a day
LRRbot: Spectral Sailor [U] | Creature — Spirit Pirate [1/1] | Flash / Flying / {3}{U}: Draw a card.
DigitalSeahorse:
ankhomeg: Discqrd?
DigitalSeahorse: if I do it's in emotes
LRRbot: Battlesong Berserker [3R] | Creature — Human Berserker [3/4] | Whenever you attack, target creature you control gets +1/+0 and gains menace until end of turn.
raisins4life: @ankhomeg no need
JonnyGlitched: boop
LRRbot: Firespitter Whelp [2R] | Creature — Dragon [2/2] | Flying / Whenever you cast a noncreature or Dragon spell, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.
JonnyGlitched: thixx
DigitalSeahorse:
uppies? 
DiscordianTokkan: Don't don't don't dooooon't~
HadesLeprechaun: it's just baby fat
radioshackraider: Don't google Fat Dragon Controversy
DigitalSeahorse: uppies my nasty bossman
JonnyGlitched: just dont
Solo_Support: bad dragon
HadesLeprechaun: bad
MrPipboy3000: @radioshackraider Ohhhphh, thats one bad dra ....nevermind
DiscordianTokkan: The Perfectly Nice Dragon?
tehfewl: bad dragon
LRRbot: Gorehorn Raider [4R] | Creature — Minotaur Pirate [4/4] | Raid — When this creature enters, if you attacked this turn, this creature deals 2 damage to any target.
Strebenherz: bad wheeler no dragon
GasCityGaming: dragun naturally speaking?
samwiser_:
wheeler no
Commodore_Perry_GG: terrible wyvern?
DigitalSeahorse:
don't don't 
trolltan: evil drake
johnnylongtorso: dragon shield dot com, where you can use LRRMTG5 to get 5% off your order?
vinewood_og: Uhhhhh
Camail: nothing wrong with self reporting
JonnyGlitched: I
Solo_Support: Are there any bad dragon shield products?
onmartn: Fantasy roleplay
radioshackraider: If there's anyone who can tell you the dangers of self reporting, it's Benjamin Wheeler
LRRbot: Infestation Sage [B] | Creature — Elf Warlock [1/1] | When this creature dies, create a 1/1 black and green Insect creature token with flying.
DigitalSeahorse: I'll never
JonnyGlitched: I'm on leave from the psych ward
LRRbot: Twinflame Tyrant [3RR] | Creature — Dragon [3/5] | Flying / If a source you control would deal damage to an opponent or a permanent an opponent controls, it deals double that damage instead.
DigitalSeahorse:
run around 
Nickiatori: this is perhaps the most unhinged FnPf I have seen
drcthulu: that's a dragon
LRRbot: Fanatical Firebrand [R] | Creature — Goblin Pirate [1/1] | Haste / {T}, Sacrifice this creature: It deals 1 damage to any target.
radioshackraider: Bad Dragonshield. The collab nobody saw coming for, and nobody asked for.
MrPipboy3000: @Nickiatori Blue Black Commander last week was also pretty out there
DigitalSeahorse:
and hurt you 
Sorator13: @radioshackraider oh god
emilevitt: but is he a bad dragon?
Nickiatori: @MrPipboy3000 yeah but Mill does that to people
radioshackraider: You know what'll help cause a gas leak? Bad dragons
emilevitt:
HedgehogKnight: Commit to the bit
blackroseimmortal7: is 'we're here for it' an appropriate response?
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: sack the monkey
Sorator13: "at least they died doing what they loved - ranking the r-" *yoinked off stage*
LRRbot: Swiftwater Cliffs | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {U} or {R}.
johnnylongtorso: don't you know you gotta sac the monkey
Nickiatori: this stream is silly and that is ok, Cause i would not have it any other way
DigitalSeahorse:
box the fox
onmartn: Get the bad dragons out for the PPR
Dog_of_Myth:
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: that makes one of us
MrSarkhan:
samwiser_: Heheehehehe
vinewood_og: Urgent Phonecall
LRRbot: Vampire Soulcaller [4B] | Creature — Vampire Warlock [3/2] | Flying / This creature can't block. / When this creature enters, return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
DMGlol: the bad thoughts won
Nickiatori: blame the gas leak
johnnylongtorso: God, that coming from Cameron made it about five times funnier
Camail: no filter tonight
LRRbot: Alesha, Who Laughs at Fate [1BR] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior [2/2] | First strike / Whenever Alesha attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on it. / Raid — At the beginning of your end step, if you attacked this turn, return target creature card with mana value less than or equal to Alesha's power from your graveyard to the battlefield.
AtomicAlchemical: Happy Pride everyone
DigitalSeahorse:
radioshackraider: Cameron is not immune to bad influences.
wrapscalion: It's a gas leak episode
HadesLeprechaun:
Dog_of_Myth: Cameron has a gift with words
vinewood_og: Adam in the vents with the nitrous tank
LRRbot: Refute [1UU] | Instant | Counter target spell. Draw a card, then discard a card.
LRRbot: Firebrand Archer [1R] | Creature — Human Archer [2/1] | Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.
LRRbot: Balmor, Battlemage Captain [UR] | Legendary Creature — Bird Wizard [1/3] | Flying / Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain trample until end of turn.
Nickiatori: Wheeler foundations is cracked
niccus: @Nickiatori you don't want that in constructions
Nickiatori: Never made it as a wise man
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: if you were a bird wizard what would be your first incantation, considering youd have no need for flight or levitate
lamina5432: nap time
vinewood_og: Look at this hippogryph
iXstasy: "mr frodo medusa got to pippin again - he's hard now"
DiscordianTokkan: Are the Moonbase's CO2 detectors working?
JonnyGlitched: ball less?
DigitalSeahorse:
me too, maybe cause I keep hitting it against the desk
Sorator13: @fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn hey now, flying with magic may be easier/less work than flying with wings; don't underestimate the value of avoiding physical effort!
Nickiatori: conglaturations you get bug
MrPipboy3000: @fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn Probably something to do with taking french fries from the local fast food joint ...
radioshackraider: If Gibb or Bartleby start talking to the crew, then we know there's a problem
GasCityGaming: that sounded like it hurt
Dog_of_Myth:
vinewood_og: Triggering the Lauder's natural defenses....
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: @MrPipboy3000 wizard rogue multiclass. ambitious
Nickiatori: is this a Talking sim, is this your card, and Watch and play crossover episode?
LRRbot: Courageous Goblin [1R] | Creature — Goblin [2/2] | Whenever this creature attacks while you control a creature with power 4 or greater, this creature gets +1/+0 and gains menace until end of turn.
LRRbot: Sower of Chaos [3R] | Creature — Devil [4/3] | {2}{R}: Target creature can't block this turn.
DigitalSeahorse: Chows
DigitalSeahorse:
LRRbot: Grappling Kraken [4UU] | Creature — Kraken [5/6] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, tap target creature an opponent controls and put a stun counter on it.
definenull: Magic: the Gathering
niccus: wh
LRRbot: Mountain | Basic Land — Mountain |
Dog_of_Myth: wow
johnnylongtorso: deal the cards, Data
lamina5432: holy heck
Drum0_0:
Nickiatori: lol the game knights slander
LRRbot: Refute [1UU] | Instant | Counter target spell. Draw a card, then discard a card.
onmartn: magic hands
DigitalSeahorse:
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: !!!
vinewood_og: James possession
LRRbot: Niv-Mizzet, Visionary [4UR] | Legendary Creature — Dragon Wizard [5/5] | Flying / You have no maximum hand size. / Whenever a source you control deals noncombat damage to an opponent, you draw that many cards.
Nickiatori: the ghost of james is haunting Cam
maybe_games: this stream rules
emilevitt: niv mizzet has performance anxiety
DiscordianTokkan: mood
emilevitt:
KWardJenx: Cam
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: "I just like looking at cards" is a very cam thing to go to commercil break on
samwiser_: Don't tell me what to do!
Nickiatori: bye chat gonna take my dog for a walk and catch the rest on the Vox
Nickiatori: Vod
KWardJenx: Loving this stream
DigitalSeahorse:
I like looking at cards too 
DigitalSeahorse:
DigitalSeahorse: maybe not that one
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Thanks for subscribing, Chipton! (Today's storm count: 35)
DigitalSeahorse: hmm I should get a snack
niccus: now that we have the dog version of avian oddity, i hope they get around to more of those
emilevitt:
Juliamon: ugh, now I'm getting the Twitch lag too. It's definitely a Twitch-side issue, not LRR
DigitalSeahorse:
Juliamon: Shouldn't affect the vod at least
jessicaengle:
DigitalSeahorse: are we back yet?
DigitalSeahorse: oh there we go
Diabore: big pog
definenull: ooh thats a spicy pack there cameron
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: oh my god, i just thought of doing a draft where you try to draft for other people in the pod
definenull: i see the vision
Sorator13: @elgenericosfavoriteorphan I'm almost certain LRR has done this at least once before
definenull: *alex sorry didn't notice the name change
azureHaights: Lands out, tokens down, that's the way we like to 🤡
DigitalSeahorse: it's good and blurry
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: @Sorator13 yeah that feels like it has to have been done
lirazel64: Seems wim
radioshackraider: @elgenericosfavoriteorphan It's called Backdraft and it's a real thing
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: learn something new every day
LoadingReadyRun: @Juliamon Sorry to hear that
DoodlestheGreat: A mistake is a Buddhist gift
DigitalSeahorse:
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Jug_R_Not: Magic magic magic
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Thanks for subscribing, Jug_R_Not! (Today's storm count: 36)
Sorator13: Chat, what exactly is the royal "you"?
DigitalSeahorse: the royal you is "we"?
samwiser_: Please update the text below Alex to say "Alex playing with dice"
public_key_reveal_party: Time to Google BooBoo controversy
LionsEyeDiamond: the unabooboo
azureHaights: typewriter? courier? no, Nelly is the courier
DigitalSeahorse: "woo I'm gonna take this dual land cause I like it, not because I need it or anything"
DigitalSeahorse: that's a neat bottle cap, is it a wheel from a toy buggy?
DiscordianTokkan: Typewriter wheel
DigitalSeahorse: ohhhh
DigitalSeahorse: neato
definenull: i like how fast the drafts go
definenull: let it rip?
lamina5432: big turts
anactualheehaw: the way he spins that typewriter while thinking reminds me of how I fidget with d20 during meetings
azureHaights: Baysil Exposition, from British CIA
Sorator13: I think you wind up with a bit more than 40 cards, so there's a fair bit to cut
definenull: that was a heck of a p1p1
cheshire_creeper: Juggernaut is always good.
radioshackraider: You end up with 42 cards in a modern Play Booster draft
DigitalSeahorse:
what did the typewriter wheel say to the other typewriter wheel?
johnnylongtorso: Rat Boy is here, good to see him, and Literally Satan, that makes sense
MegaDosX: The five planeswalkers in the set are Ajani, Kaito, Liliana, Chandra, and Vivien
MegaDosX: With Chandra and Kaito getting new cards and the others getting reprints
DigitalSeahorse: "We're on a roll and you're just my type!"
samwiser_: Wow, lol. That was bad
public_key_reveal_party: Yeah, I mean, gatewatch controversy
MegaDosX: He got better, then he looked after the Kenrith twins for a bit, and then buggered off to do his own thing and has been off-screen since
lamina5432: it's why he wasn't invited to the war of the spark
Sorator13: My bet's on Paul
DMGlol: with his fists
Dog_of_Myth: My money is on Paul
MegaDosX: I'd bet on Paul as well
DigitalSeahorse:
fight! fight fight
Sorator13: it's Pick Two night, Wheeler, you have to let her have both!
KWardJenx: Cori has 2 drinks
sourandsublimes: i see are civilized here ans use coasters :3
sourandsublimes: we are*
DigitalSeahorse:
radioshackraider: Gotta have a nice Draught on Draft night
adept_nekomancer: Let Cori remain hydrated!
DigitalSeahorse: double milkshake duck?
public_key_reveal_party: Good try
HadesLeprechaun: has to keep the deckname, in shame
Sorator13: F
DiscordianTokkan: FFFFF
lamina5432: o7
public_key_reveal_party: #ffffff
DigitalSeahorse:
DigitalSeahorse: it is
DigitalSeahorse: not a great one but it is
Xerodin: 8008135
LRRbot: Infestation Sage [B] | Creature — Elf Warlock [1/1] | When this creature dies, create a 1/1 black and green Insect creature token with flying.
Jaolen: the bottom number?
LRRbot: Swiftfoot Boots [2] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature has hexproof and haste. / Equip {1}
LRRbot: Rogue's Passage | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {4}, {T}: Target creature can't be blocked this turn.
Camail: thats deep
LRRbot: Burglar Rat [1B] | Creature — Rat [1/1] | When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card.
DigitalSeahorse: gotta go fast
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: the saddest single sentence story ever told in magic
LRRbot: Eager Trufflesnout [2G] | Creature — Boar [4/2] | Trample / Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, create a Food token.
LRRbot: Pilfer [1B] | Sorcery | Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card.
DigitalSeahorse:
in the name of love
elgenericosfavoriteorphan:
DigitalSeahorse: before you break my heart
pn55:
Cori should be at 19 btw 
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: oof
pn55:
Whoops there it is 
LRRbot: Blanchwood Armor [2G] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 for each Forest you control.
MegaDosX: Can't you crack the Lotus in response since it's a mana ability?
Commodore_Perry_GG: can you sac in response because it's a mana ability
MegaDosX: I thought Split Second stopped activated abilities that aren't mana abilities
MrPipboy3000: Stifling your fetch, wasteland your triome
DigitalSeahorse:
get food
DoodlestheGreat: I tried brainstorming once. Blew a fuse in my cerebellum.
adept_nekomancer: @MrPipboy3000 "Oh crap, I just brainstormed wrong"
LRRbot: Pilfer [1B] | Sorcery | Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card.
LRRbot: Vanguard Seraph [3W] | Creature — Angel Warrior [3/3] | Flying / Whenever you gain life for the first time each turn, surveil 1.
Mindfire13: On Your Upkeep, Time Stop
radioshackraider: Isn't a triggered ability what chat just did to Wheeler?
MegaDosX: Sounds like it
Sorator13:
@radioshackraider
johnnylongtorso: Man o'war Elves, tap to return a creature to its owner's hand
LRRbot: Reassembling Skeleton [1B] | Creature — Skeleton Warrior [1/1] | {1}{B}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.
MegaDosX: Dem bones
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
LRRbot: Blasphemous Edict [3BB] | Sorcery | You may pay {B} rather than pay this spell's mana cost if there are thirteen or more creatures on the battlefield. / Each player sacrifices thirteen creatures of their choice.
MegaDosX: Oh no
DigitalSeahorse:
yummy tokens
KaleidoscopeMind: the secrets are escapiong
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahahah
MegaDosX: Thanks I hate it
Strebenherz: Well done wheeler, PLZ NO
MegaDosX: This kills the Alex
lamina5432: seems like a gas leak night
DigitalSeahorse:
tehfewl: same
realbadatthis_: krenko?
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: these goblins, are makin. Me thirty!
MegaDosX: Oh it's that kind of big lady
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: thirsy*
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: gas leak effecting me now too
LRRbot: Helpful Hunter [1W] | Creature — Cat [1/1] | When this creature enters, draw a card.
MegaDosX: Feline Visionary
Sorator13: kitty!!
LRRbot: Scoured Barrens | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {W} or {B}.
LRRbot: Vanguard Seraph [3W] | Creature — Angel Warrior [3/3] | Flying / Whenever you gain life for the first time each turn, surveil 1.
LRRbot: Serra Angel [3WW] | Creature — Angel [4/4] | Flying / Vigilance
KingfisherGames: My lord of the rings all cards singleton cube is done!
MegaDosX: Such power!
LRRbot: Luminous Rebuke [4W] | Instant | This spell costs {3} less to cast if it targets a tapped creature. / Destroy target creature.
LRRbot: Grow from the Ashes [2G] | Sorcery | Kicker {2} / Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. If this spell was kicked, instead search your library for two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Kellan, Planar Trailblazer [R] | Legendary Creature — Human Faerie Scout [2/1] | {1}{R}: If Kellan is a Scout, it becomes a Human Faerie Detective and gains "Whenever Kellan deals combat damage to a player, exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn." / {2}{R}: If Kellan is a Detective, it becomes a 3/2 Human Faerie Rogue and gains double strike.
DigitalSeahorse:
and then Imma pass
adept_nekomancer: Ramping into the stratosphere
LRRbot: Bigfin Bouncer [3U] | Creature — Shark Pirate [3/2] | When this creature enters, return target creature an opponent controls to its owner's hand.
Jaolen: imagine using those with thousand year storm! ramping even more
LRRbot: Affectionate Indrik [5G] | Creature — Beast [4/4] | When this creature enters, you may have it fight target creature you don't control.
MegaDosX: Aww, he's gonna give Kellan a hug
e_bloc: fairy standard, man becomes detective, kills cat
DigitalSeahorse:
I could use a bodymassage 
LRRbot: Giada, Font of Hope [1W] | Legendary Creature — Angel [2/2] | Flying, vigilance / Each other Angel you control enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it for each Angel you already control. / {T}: Add {W}. Spend this mana only to cast an Angel spell.
Dog_of_Myth: Wheeler being Smooth in that mall
emperorchampion: can ben get all 17 lands on the board??
clamlad: just tuned in, why does wheeler have double the lands cam has
LRRbot: Llanowar Elves [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}.
LRRbot: Banishing Light [2W] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until this enchantment leaves the battlefield.
johnnylongtorso: thank goodness, he needs that mana dork
LRRbot: Affectionate Indrik [5G] | Creature — Beast [4/4] | When this creature enters, you may have it fight target creature you don't control.
MrPipboy3000: Serra Angel and Shivan Dragon ... its 1994 again
realbadatthis_: partying like it is 1993
LRRbot: Goblin Boarders [2R] | Creature — Goblin Pirate [3/2] | Raid — This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it if you attacked this turn.
Dog_of_Myth:
thraximore: +2
thraximore:
LRRbot: Tatyova, Benthic Druid [3GU] | Legendary Creature — Merfolk Druid [3/3] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, you gain 1 life and draw a card.
JKBalch: Goblins without Borders is just the clean up crew after Doctors without Borders leave
tehfewl: thats a fish woman
DigitalSeahorse:
maybe don't
LRRbot: Lunar Insight [2U] | Sorcery | Draw a card for each different mana value among nonland permanents you control.
Dog_of_Myth: hahaah
SilentStorm99: thats a strong one
Sorator13:
Darleysam: I had "Medecins Sans Poivrons" in my head after GDQ last week
LRRbot: Llanowar Elves [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}.
DigitalSeahorse:
LRRbot: Dauntless Veteran [1WW] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/2] | Whenever this creature attacks, creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.
LRRbot: Genesis Wave [XGGG] | Sorcery | Reveal the top X cards of your library. You may put any number of permanent cards with mana value X or less from among them onto the battlefield. Then put all cards revealed this way that weren't put onto the battlefield into your graveyard.
realbadatthis_: was it a foil Llanowar elf Alex/Graham were looking for in early Friday nights?
DigitalSeahorse:
Sorator13: oh no, Tatiova
circusofkirkus: genesis wave is a may
e_bloc: exit on your own terms
Casket_13: no preprerelease today?
Juliamon: !ppr
realbadatthis_: @Casket_13 7/21
Strebenherz: GOATED
Xerodin: all are may put in
Casket_13: thanks!
Sorator13: speaking of having no fear
KWardJenx: He died as he lived
thraximore: @KWardJenx misreading his cards
DigitalSeahorse:
what a play
Xerodin: killed himself on purpose
cheshire_creeper: gg
lamina5432: gnight thx
sourandsublimes: g wave is like $5
DigitalSeahorse: so much beige
Strebenherz: @benjamin_wheeler foil? it's about $15 ish?
lamina5432: the edgiest ppr ever
omdorastrix: You can come for ALL the eternities but you'll only need the Edge..
DigitalSeahorse:
turn into pp 
DigitalSeahorse: ow
NotCainNorAbel:
500
realbadatthis_: don't google scrybabies controvesy
DigitalSeahorse:
DigitalSeahorse: dawww
DoodlestheGreat: Cam really loves hitting his funnybone.
onmartn: Goodnight!
e_bloc: hype
DoodlestheGreat: Jocularity will ensue.
DigitalSeahorse:
suggested quote by Cameron just now, "I hate being pulled."
DigitalSeahorse: I don't know how to add them
Strebenherz: wait like last one the server?
e_bloc: they have literally done everything in minecraft
lamina5432: I learned the superman is the choose your own adventures authors grandkid
Bruceski: They ran out of Minecraft. The game just stopped generating stuff.
realbadatthis_: punk a chunk
Veshnikard: They finally beat Minecraft!
DoodlestheGreat: Wheeler, that IS the plot of Bloodbourne.
DigitalSeahorse: they finally beat the dragon and went to The End
DoodlestheGreat: Sorry to see the show go, Cori.
DigitalSeahorse:
DigitalSeahorse:
KWardJenx: Loved this stream. Thank you all
NotCainNorAbel: My Fault!
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
cheshire_creeper: Juggernaut Mentioned!!!!!!!!
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
DigitalSeahorse: show them what?
DigitalSeahorse: exactly?
DigitalSeahorse: exactly!
DigitalSeahorse:
Reset scrolling
my most turtle like emotes
and me bawling my eyes out
