Dice Friends || Lone Wolf Book 2

  TXC2: title change!
 RockPusher: !search for treasure
  LRRbot: You find: a Gem!
 RockPusher: Rewarded for our actions with No Consequences!
 Earthenone: fire on the water? i see we are getting prepared for the avatar magic set early
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: !box
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  TXC2: and you know what they say, where's there's fire on the water, there's smoke on the water.
  TXC2: (Bass rife intensifies)
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I wish I could have found one of my copies of Fire On The Water
 accountmadeforants: The water, on fire
 RockPusher: If your water is on fire, please see a doctor
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Oh wait, I found the Collector's Edition I have.
  Juliamon: RockPusher Or you're in Cleveland
  TXC2: I thought it was more of Michigan issue ?
  Juliamon: Shared river
  TXC2: ah
 RockPusher: Googling the joke explains the joke 
  TXC2: Cleveland: at least we're not Detroit
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 gualdhar: but what if there's only smoke on the water?
 gualdhar: or is it true, where there's smoke there's fire?
Wolfstrike_NL: Is the river called The Styx?
 Laurence72: Styx was a good band
 margieargie: @gualdhar Then somethings still on fire, but this time it's a casino
 RockPusher:   
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Earthenone: 
Wolfstrike_NL: 
TheAinMAP: Signal
 accountmadeforants:   
  TXC2: CONTACT
MungoDude: greetings
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Hypo_Holy: Dice friends to relax and fall a sleep too. Happy to catch you live fore once
 lochnessseammonster: yay storytime   
 Bruceski: One man must stand against the forces of darkness. Our last hope, a Lone Wolf. And Beej. And Paul.
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: i woke up early for this \o/
 betweenmyself: Choose my own adventure?  Nah, I’ll let Otaku Jeff do it for me.
 RockPusher: accountmadeforants uses animate crab! It's super kawaii!
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: I am so hype for this!
Wolfstrike_NL: @Bruceski And the wisdom of master beyblade beyond the pale
 RockPusher: 
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 MenomeAlice: Adam, all I ask is that if the opportunity arises across these books, please wrestle a bear. 💜
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  TXC2: big big, and I mean BIG big big
 NightValien28: ITS TIME
TheAinMAP: 
 RockPusher: No. Consequences.
 SquareDotCube: man the MEN Channel sure was a parody of its time
  TXC2: RockPusher  chose your own adventure? no. Consequences.
 RockPusher: 
TheAinMAP: 
TheAinMAP:   
  TXC2: Here we GO!
 Brozard:   
 SnackPak_:   
  TXC2: Hello Smelly
 accountmadeforants: Yes, its us again!
 itsr67: that's MEE
 DeM0nFiRe: That's us!
 SnackPak_: it us!
 NightValien28: hihi big stinker
TheAinMAP: Hello   
 RockPusher: 
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: !searchfortreasure
  LRRbot: You find: Gold!
 lochnessseammonster: hello 
 gualdhar: but why is LRR in the dumpster?
  TXC2: Hello Adam and Beej and Paul on tech
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 codl_: book time
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 Rob_Racoon: Me?
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 betweenmyself: I just showered…  I’m trying my best here.
 Laurence72: That's me, a regular trash panda!
 RockPusher: We're responsible‽ We're to blame‽
  Sarah_Serinde: Hi chat, I am here for more nonsense
7gorobei: 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 ButButTheJesus: BEEJ NO
 Laurence72: BDE -- Big Donor Energy??
 betweenmyself: Will giving to LRR help me with my inherent stinkyness?
 Scy_Anide: Anyone can have big dick energy!
 gualdhar: better investment than Coldplay tickets for your side piece!
Hypo_Holy: judging by genetics my parents know about my big dick energy
 accountmadeforants: I still don't understand when Aura Farming became a meme, but it does work *so* well
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 lochnessseammonster: 
 RatherLargeToad: smoke in the sky?
 RockPusher: That wizard totally had it
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Then there was the wizard
MungoDude: we rushed through a graveyard to a city
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 Jillexie: Yeah, no
 betweenmyself: we found this cool horse that nobody was using anymore
 Thefluffiestguineapig: And not just his horse
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 DeM0nFiRe: 
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: So in the collector's version, you have to fight an imposter version of the prince as the climax to the story before you meet the king
 SnackPak_: close enough
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Good start
  TXC2: Aussie is the Essex voice slowed down by the heat 
 Jillexie: The Dark lords of Helgedad
 RockPusher: Previously On…
 lochnessseammonster: it feels like a week ago  
Metric_Furlong: story so far: we ran away and left a wizard to die
 RockPusher: Oh! Taco Jeff!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 Some people from various parts of the Essex counties would be very angry about that assessment 
 MenomeAlice: @jillexie The Dark Lord is Helga's Dad from Hey Arnold?
 Jillexie: So 12 books in the series, will be done in a year!
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I got into these books when I was in like 4th grade. Most first copies were all used.
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @Jillexie There is about 30.
 betweenmyself: Writing your name in the book establishes your dominance over the adventure…  Puts it in its place.
  TXC2: Thefluffiestguineapig  the truth often hurts 
 lochnessseammonster: all according to otaku
 SnackPak_: a time loop
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 I didn't say it wasn't true, just they would be angry
Wolfstrike_NL: Will be worth millions once Adam gets to be famous.
Voidhawk42: Solid evidence for time travel tbh
  TXC2: Thefluffiestguineapig  good point
artdecosunburn: Imagine the cut-throat book collector world in 50 years.  People killing to track down an original "Otaku Jeff."
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Your nerf gun?
 lochnessseammonster: 
 Coloneljesus: hey friends
  Sarah_Serinde: It was a busy two days
  TXC2: hello Coloneljesus  welcome
  Juliamon: You had horses though
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Depends on the person
MungoDude: 30km is approx 20 miles I think
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon ^This is a good point
  TXC2: walking pace is often 3 miles an hour
 SnackPak_: is it uphill? 
Featherweight_: you had a horse, breifly
Metric_Furlong: it's true, people can run marathons
 Scy_Anide: The saunter in NYC is 32 miles and it's meant to be done in 12  hours
 Thefluffiestguineapig: People can run ultra maratons
 Scy_Anide: the Great Saunter*
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Looking at the map, it was about 50 miles between the monastery and Holmgard
 UnknownFriday: You're not being expected to carry food and shelter when you run a marathon though.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @UnknownFriday I think you are expected to carry some food when you run an ultra marathon but those people are profoundly duilt bifferent
MungoDude: https://kai-master.corbel.dev/ if you want to play along at home
 Thefluffiestguineapig: "The Kai Monastery, he's there, and then he'll be there"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You fell asleep, right?
 rosesmcgee: battle adjacent
 DeM0nFiRe: Yeah you like trippeed and got knocked out at the start of the battle IIRC?
 Bruceski: Who's gonna say you weren't there? The dead guys?
 Jillexie: GoT even
 betweenmyself: I mean they named you “Lone Wolf”…  Clearly your elders wanted you to not hang out with them all the time.
  Juliamon: You walked into a branch
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: So the collector's edition has a redone version of the intro where you actually fight in the opening battle. I think the intro he is reading is based on that
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Just all the smoking plastic skeletons you can get for cheap
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @betweenmyself He renamed himself when the rest died. He was original Silent Wolf.
 couchboyj: Tolkein was pulling that shit in the books, Bilbo sleeping through the battle of 5 armies.
 Bruceski: @Thefluffiestguineapig "Oh no, Uncle Willdie and Aunt Gonnabiteit!"
 HadesLeprechaun: methinks the author expected us to do a lot more than we did
  Sarah_Serinde: The game itself definitely didn't call you a coward last time
 spethycakes: I love a good retcon
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This book wants to assume you made heroic choices
 RockPusher: This is an excellent demonstration of history being written after the fact 
TheAinMAP: 
 accountmadeforants: Helgdad, I'm helgson
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Another change with the collector's edition, you can't run away if you meet the wizard.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Just pissed them off
 accountmadeforants: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters So Adam has diverged from the collector's edition timeline already
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters They really railroad you into the heroic choices, huh?
 Jillexie: The wizard eventually becomes a ally. Being allowed to run away is an interesting change.
Metric_Furlong: Nouns!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So many proper nouns
 RockPusher: heheheh Duty
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This is such 1980's fantasy
 RatherLargeToad: Stop!  Hammerdall!
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @Thefluffiestguineapig There are still other spots you can run away, just not with the wizard
 BusTed: got there
 Jillexie: Like presenting a marker in John Wick.
   LoadingReadyRun:  I guess there are still some differences in this online version 
Kid_Amn: Sommerslem
adept_nekomancer: King Noun the noun gives you the noun, which you must take to noun to retrieve the noun.
 Bruceski: "You know when you said 'sure, anytime' just as something to say without meaning it? Well, time's come."
  TXC2: sommersla'm
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @LoadingReadyRun Last time we figured out the online version is based on the original copy editing and not the later expanded editions
 RockPusher: adept_nekomancer Oh no! You've been attacked by a noun!
 margieargie: We only be havin' forty days, matey
adept_nekomancer: @RockPusher Oh geez... if only I had a noun in my backpack.
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 couchboyj: Lone Boy me Wolf
   LoadingReadyRun: I thought the 2nd book was going to be a little closer 
 ButButTheJesus: 
  Juliamon: Apparently the first two books have the most divergence
 Thefluffiestguineapig: We used mind over matter
 Bruceski: mind over matter for a lock
 Thefluffiestguineapig: We did use mind shield
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @LoadingReadyRun The big difference in book one is between the collector's edition (which you guys don't have) and the original/expanded versions.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: We used it in the cemetery passively
 catcard: hell yeah
 catcard: talk to dog
 RockPusher: 
  TXC2: can we take protean in this? 
adept_nekomancer: Befriend squirrel!
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Book 1 collector's edition has 550 passages vs 350.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @adept_nekomancer Immediately selecting the animal that probably is reincarnated viking berzerkers is a good start for Otaku Jeff's vibes
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters That is a big difference
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 accountmadeforants: Otaku Jeff: "I am the only one on this council, but I do not grant me the rank of master."
 RatherLargeToad: it’s a nice bag!
MungoDude: it's one coin, but it's a DBloon
  TXC2: accountmadeforants  also Otaku Jeff "this is an outrage!"
 rosesmcgee: Here, take this bag of holding. Is it magic? No it just holds stuff.
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @Thefluffiestguineapig Yeah, it is a new intro with you taking part in the battle, a more climatic ending with a boss to fight, various new encounters, and some other changes.
 betweenmyself: only thing left are cherry cordials cause gross 
 RockPusher: enough to pay the ferryman!
 BusTed: digital version got nerfed
 Jillexie: Mace!
 rosesmcgee: @betweenmyself DM I eat all the cherry cordials
adept_nekomancer: Weapon proficiency: Pancakes
 jamesk902: Hard tack probably.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Weapon skill sword might be a good one to swap out for at some point
 neisan2112: Looks like cheese and crackers to me
 RockPusher: Fascinate women and defeat enemies with cheese! 
 Jillexie: Hit them with the shield.
 Jillexie: Throw it like Cap
johnnylongtorso: wizard needs food badly
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Or you go into a desert or waste, your hunting doesn't give you food in those areas
Wolfstrike_NL: HEY WIZARD?! You hungry? Look at this fancy meal we're not gonna give you.
 SnackPak_: from 25 years ago? I do
 BusTed: 
 spethycakes: Pepperidge Farm remembers
MerlinYesReally: RIP Dever. Glad Chalk is still kicking around on Bsky.
adept_nekomancer: "Look, pigs only get so big..."
 Thefluffiestguineapig: or maybe just find someone to bribe for information?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 3 sets of bear scrotums
  TXC2: sowing 2 pigs together is crime against the gods it seems
 saucemaster5000: my b
paronomasiac042: i just got here!
 neisan2112: But I'm on my phone to watch this
  TXC2: jokes on you, I don't have a phone
 BusTed: 🫵
 UltraVioletVodoo: HEY, you cant say that to me! i dont care if its true
 Thefluffiestguineapig: There it is
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Go full Aussie
 Jillexie: Key, not kway
  Juliamon: (pronounced 'key')
  Sarah_Serinde: I was wondering how long until people corrected that
MungoDude: @Juliamon rhymes with the French name "Guy"
 SnackPak_: just lean into it
MerlinYesReally: You got a d10 handy for those random tables?
 Jillexie: I had to. I live close to Queen Quay Road 
 StewartRWyatt: Is this the guy who found all of his friends massacred and then took a bunch of their stuff and then went to tell the king that his son was dead?
adept_nekomancer: @Jillexie And definitely not "kweh".
  Sarah_Serinde: @MerlinYesReally That table on camera *is* the D10
  Juliamon: Jillexie But do you live near Queen Quay?
  TXC2: Queen quay? isn't he from Moby Dick?
  TXC2: 
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paronomasiac042: no, it's that thing from ffix
 accountmadeforants: It's merely a Fighting Fantasy, not a Stabbing Fantasy
 spethycakes: @TXC2 using "she" when in drag 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Even more Eastern European somehow
MerlinYesReally: Book 2 right?
  Juliamon: yep, book 2
  TXC2: spethycakes  damn right
MerlinYesReally: Thanks! Let's get that Holy Avenger!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
 BusTed: mind taking!
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's a jump
 HadesLeprechaun: MIND BLAST
 betweenmyself: Animal Companionship, your rat belongs to ME now
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Levitate something
 RockPusher: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: HOLY SHIT
MerlinYesReally: Levitate Deez.
 StewartRWyatt: No way that Mindblast doesn't kill this guy
  Sarah_Serinde: I mean, you can at least go look at that entry if you want to know 
adept_nekomancer: "If you wish to wave a mace around..."
 BusTed: does it use it up?
 gualdhar: can we peek at Mindblast? just to see if we merc the guy?
MerlinYesReally: Most Kai skills are continual use, but have to be promoted.
 BusTed: They're already eating cheese
 RockPusher: \  /
MerlinYesReally: *prompted
 BusTed: ohh, taking their cheese
 RockPusher: Summon the cheese!
TheAinMAP:  
 SnackPak_:  free cheese
MerlinYesReally: Throw the cheeeese!
 BusTed: 
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @gualdhar You make him fall out of his chair.
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 betweenmyself: made from mouse milk
 BusTed:   
 BusTed: the called shot
 couchboyj: Australian dolphi
 SnackPak_: popeye
  Sarah_Serinde: Yeah Adam knew 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hey the hamsters spread the plague, and technically it was the fleas
  TXC2: prirate is cornish
 Jillexie: Adam was right!
 RockPusher: If only someone made a video about how to talk like a pirate 
 DeM0nFiRe: fuckin nailed it lmao
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Adam was right!!!!!!
MerlinYesReally: Spy!
 accountmadeforants:  
 spethycakes: a were-ior
 HadesLeprechaun: this fit, though
clawtiss: OMG I can't believe Lone Wolf is happening
Pteraspidomorphi: I'd read that 
 RockPusher: The Monkey Has a GUN!
MerlinYesReally: Love the Gary Chalk art
 BusTed: convenient front flap
Metric_Furlong: a codpiece
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Long johns?
 SquareDotCube: bring out the ol' PROMINENT JUNK
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is he wearing literally long underwear
  TXC2: I think that's a hat?
clawtiss: Junksmanship, the least known of the Kai disciplines
MerlinYesReally: Distraction. You're thinking just how big that pirate's smuggled loot must be and then you get thumped.
 betweenmyself: he needs the room for his inoperable hernia 
MerlinYesReally: You must take on all three at once!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: hehehehehehehehe
 RockPusher: """Pacifist""" Run
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Negligence
 wench_tacular: Adam's a lover, not a fighter
 StewartRWyatt: Murder through inaction. It's like it's not murder at all
 spethycakes: Ambivalent Run
 jamesk902: Look, it's not like you did anything to hurt that wizard.
 BusTed: Negligence run
adept_nekomancer: "Pacifist, but only because fighting is a chore"
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  TXC2: Pacifist, because negligent homicide is unenforceable 
 SquareDotCube: or just turn them into a half torso and gore with an oak stake like a certain someone
 spethycakes: gunnel
  TXC2: "a shock of hair, red like the fires of hell!"
 BusTed: like Captain Caveman
restokiki: Is there gonna be a preprerelease?
  TXC2: restokiki  it's on Monday
restokiki: Thanks!
  Juliamon: !ppr
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 rosesmcgee: Why chain of custody is so important
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Too many links
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: It's why letters of introduction were a thing
 DeM0nFiRe: It's a Have Your Adventure Chosen For You book
adept_nekomancer: "Choose... an adventure."
 margieargie: Ah, the seaborne version of a guy in a jar in the forest
 RockPusher: on one hand, this Captain is genre savvy, on the other I'm pretty sure that is considered a heinous crime among mariners
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @RockPusher Correct, and among the superstitious sailors they would have believed the rest of the voyage was cursed most likely
 accountmadeforants: "Otaku Jeff may not be used by the Wizard."
adept_nekomancer: Our valuable smoke cargo!  It's escaping!
MerlinYesReally: My weed! Noooo!
  Sarah_Serinde: Cooking for the first time in 4 days of sailing
  TXC2: bold to assume not dead from smoke inhalation
drcthulu: It's early in the morning somewhere
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
 SnackPak_: whoops
 wench_tacular: never watched Backdraft eh?
 BusTed: hm
 BusTed: 
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: So you were saying?
MerlinYesReally: Get backdrafted nerd!
TheAinMAP: 
7gorobei: rip eyebrows
adept_nekomancer: "Remove all facial hair from your inventory"
 SnackPak_: you're supposed to touch the door knob to see if it's hot
  TXC2: not Val Kilmer, it was one of the Baldwins
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Sadly, I need to take off. Enjoy the rest of the book!
  TXC2: so long AMillionCatsOnTypewriters  stay safe
 saucemaster5000: to his private cabin 
 BusTed: the larder!
 SnackPak_: oooohhhhhh
MerlinYesReally: Roll credits!
 BusTed: 
 Coloneljesus: good joke, streamer
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 gualdhar: who let the phyrexians in?
 RockPusher: sabotaaaaaaage
MerlinYesReally: Listen all yall
 BusTed: arms like pillars
drcthulu: sabatoueur
 wench_tacular: his shoulders are asserting dominance
 betweenmyself: the fire was set by some rogue dressed as the captain…  *stabstabstab*
  TXC2: his sholders are above his ears 
 RockPusher: puffy shoulders gonna do their own thing
 SquareDotCube: arms like weird chicken legs
 BusTed: battle telescope
MerlinYesReally: Telescoping sword
  TXC2: so he can snipe stab
adept_nekomancer: It's for when you want to stab things far away
 RockPusher: The Sword and Telescope is an excellent pub name
 margieargie: 8x scope
MerlinYesReally: @RockPusher Yes!
 sgowell: alright lookout. affix bayonets
 Thefluffiestguineapig: so many eyes lost to the teleswords
 Bruceski: Same reason people put bayonets on their rifles
 SquareDotCube: sword beams, like in Zelda
 Laurence72: Is this how you get gunblades?
 wench_tacular: because you poked out the other eye
 BusTed: nice
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 HadesLeprechaun: well it kinda lets you know he's at least somewhat trustworthy
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adept_nekomancer: "Some disgruntled looking magician hijacked one of our boats.  It was the weirdest thing."
  TXC2: I feel like "as if by magic" is not a thing you get to say in a setting with explicit magic 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I wonder how many different things can happen on this voyage
 BusTed: THAC0 baby
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 Right? Things happen by literal actual magic in this setting
 Laurence72: I lik eit when you need high and low rolls. Keeps people from trying to find weighted dice
 PipeSmokingOwl: and none of those selfish scoundrels could step up to help a DM out and DM themselves...sadness
 betweenmyself: twelve kids?  just throw in a Deck of Many Things and pull no punches with the results…  Thin out the herd
 BusTed: superstitious cowardly lot
 jessicaengle: Hi chat!
 jessicaengle: Yay books!
 rosesmcgee: Paul is saying Batman would have a field day
  TXC2: hello jessicaengle  welcome
 RockPusher: Stinky Pete's Stinky Feet
 BusTed: this is how mutinies start
 RockPusher: If your heart is stout, maybe see a cardiologist
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: a hundred lashes is basically death right?
 catcard: @Thefluffiestguineapig super death
johnnylongtorso: wow, it's just like being at work in the year 2025
 jessicaengle: "stinky feet, sailing's neat.  Socks are clean, storms be seen"
  Sarah_Serinde: Wonder if the crew thinks you're the bad luck and would try to get rid of you if you ate with them
 accountmadeforants: What if it's a lottery and the captain's one of the people who gets lashed.
  Sarah_Serinde: Or if you'd just do something to give them confidence and unify them
johnnylongtorso: @accountmadeforants Shirley Jackson's Fire on the Water
Pteraspidomorphi: Is the website down?
 brainbosh: A game of "Some More?"
johnnylongtorso: a game of s'mores
adept_nekomancer: Weren't we already capped on gold, though?  "I'd love to claim my winnings, but..."
 wench_tacular: oh good
  Sarah_Serinde: @Pteraspidomorphi It gave me an error and then I tried again and it was fine, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  TXC2: gambling!
  Sarah_Serinde: Something tells me there isn't going to be a following evening game
Pteraspidomorphi: Sarah_Serinde: It's back up for me too, thanks. It was down for a bit there
 RockPusher: Albatross!
 Bruceski: Oh I wanna know what 0 does
 rosesmcgee: Call me superstitious but I think this voyage might be cursed
Gabycms: omg, it's live 
  TXC2: right chat I'm off
 Tom_Bruise: when have ghost ships ever lead anyone astray?
  TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Adam, Beej and Paul
 rosesmcgee: bye @TXC2
 RockPusher: 
 RockPusher: 
johnnylongtorso: at least he was wearing clean socks
 BusTed: 
silenceaux: Hope he didn't owe you money
TheAinMAP: Ow.
 Tom_Bruise: well, lemme just doff this armor as I'm drowning
 betweenmyself: two concussions in three days… I worry for OtakuJeff
 e_bloc: I love how you have time to just casually  remove the chain mail while drowning
 BusTed: 
 rosesmcgee: Considering how hapless and ill prepared the kai seem to be, I don't know how they were expected to beat this dark army
BloodnBullets: Time for Links Awakening!
Laserbeaks_Fury: wake up on Koholint
 BusTed: 
 RockPusher: 
 Tom_Bruise: since OtakuJeff is the last surviving Kai, it would stand to reason that OtakuJeff is the fiercest and mightiest of the Kai, and *that* suggest all the other Kai were weaker and stupider
 BusTed: That's replay value, baby
 BusTed: awkward
 RockPusher: hahahahhaa
 wench_tacular: 
adept_nekomancer: Just following the law of the sea
 HadesLeprechaun: I love to go blind fishing
 accountmadeforants: "Wow, these guys SUCK"
 RockPusher: instant karma
 Tom_Bruise: This is a good story
 jessicaengle: 
johnnylongtorso: from now on you'll have to walk!
 Tom_Bruise: all you have are your crowns, your backpack, and all your stuff
adept_nekomancer: We didn't even get to use that mace. 
 SnackPak_: o7
 RockPusher: Maceless once again
Laserbeaks_Fury: What is this, the beginning of a Metroid?
 RockPusher: The backpack was saved, the contents not so much
  Sarah_Serinde: You have the think you keep items in, but you don't have any items in it except for special ones
 Tom_Bruise: so, like, our torches and stuff?
adept_nekomancer: Also our pancakes
  Sarah_Serinde: So presumably no food
 rosesmcgee: Luckily gold is notoriously buoyant
 Tom_Bruise: oh no, not our delicious panKaikes
BloodnBullets: Oh no! Samus' power armour!
 SnackPak_: gnarly dude
 ContingentCat: what could go wrong?
 rosesmcgee: Eat those poison fruits you cowards
Laserbeaks_Fury: Larnuma, Jamaca, ohh I wanna take ya
 Tom_Bruise: East is where you'll find a feast! or something idk
johnnylongtorso: leaves are nature's pillows
Laserbeaks_Fury: I thought you said weast?
silenceaux: idk how to sleep in a tree without falling out, tbh
 BusTed: hell yeah
 BusTed: swashbuckler shit
adept_nekomancer: Time to hijack a wagon!
johnnylongtorso: stand and deliver!
 RockPusher: You startle the wagon!
 wench_tacular: 
  Sarah_Serinde: free wagon
adept_nekomancer: I like that you just jump onto his wagon and then hand him bus fare"
 RockPusher: Guy came at me with a sword, totally self defence
 Tom_Bruise: "Ain't the first time I got hassled by brigands, sonny"
 wench_tacular: phrasing?
 rosesmcgee: Call and ambulance! But not for me!
KV1NN4: that's an amazing Lusty Argonian Bard name
Laserbeaks_Fury: Bulging, Bulging, and Goldsac
  Juliamon: Goldsach Manns
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 Tom_Bruise: gorgeous
 gualdhar: BACK ON THE ROOF BACK ON THE ROOF
drcthulu: Goldman Sachs sues you for trademark infringement
 margieargie: Look at those... bulging goldsacks
  Sarah_Serinde: I see his nostrils
7gorobei: looks upturned
YeOldeMark: It's the innkeeper couple from Les mis
 BusTed: 
 HadesLeprechaun: I do like that he was prepared to let you just continue hanging on the roof
 BusTed: just making casual conversation
 SnackPak_: 
 Tom_Bruise: Why thank you, Madam Expositiondump
 wench_tacular: cursed port
   LoadingReadyRun: @YeOldeMark it does look like the Thenardiers
 UltraVioletVodoo: i love this book
 WiJohn: Canonically evil
 RockPusher: Thank you exposition lady
adept_nekomancer: cursed voyage
 Nigouki: Can you imagine getting on a bus in a city and hearing that shit?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Adventure, awaits! HUZZAH!
 RockPusher: Nigouki it's a bus, so yes, every day
 RockPusher: 
 rosesmcgee: Give it time
 Coloneljesus: a new adam accent?! nice!
  Sarah_Serinde: Good job Adam 
 RockPusher: Norsen Irish
Laserbeaks_Fury: Norish
 jamesk902: New accent unlocked!
 Coloneljesus: watch everything turn into this new accent now
 Tom_Bruise: one day I'll get over the loss of our pancakes. One day...
Laserbeaks_Fury: Rusty Ironsign
 rosesmcgee: Hey lady, your town stinks like shit
KV1NN4: my dad was a figherman when he was young and i feel like defending dingy ports <XD
 spethycakes: It has been __ days since our last uprising
BloodnBullets: Was that town marked on the map?
 Tom_Bruise: "Welcome to Ragadorn. Sorry about the smell, and the syphilis."
 jessicaengle: I missed the first hour if the stream.  Where are we headed to, chat?
johnnylongtorso: @jessicaengle we've just made it to Ragadorn, which appears to be Fantasy Cleveland
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ConsiderateEvilPoultryFreakinStinkin-PWi6367e4Q2gJ9Wh
 RockPusher: Don't go that way! That way would take you straight to the castle!
 BusTed: 
 wench_tacular: super
 ContingentCat: good, chilling
 SquareDotCube: "I got body sprayed in Axe Lane"
 UltraVioletVodoo: Good good good good good
silenceaux: vibe?
 Tom_Bruise: @johnnylongtorso Is Cleveland rife with smells and syphilis? I've never been...
 iris_of_ether: Moisturized, in our lanes
 catcard: doing good boss
 gualdhar: more vaguely Norse/Irish lady!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Having a good time!
 jadielady: I thought I heard corn chip break and now I want corn chips
 jessicaengle: Pristine vibes
 spethycakes: "Need directions? Just Axe!"
 RockPusher: You Wouldn't Axe a Lane?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hopefully the name doesn’t indicate what is there
 RelwinEJ: Beej looking fit today.
RvLeshrac: Vibe check: I have a Timmie's Iced Capp (light) and four timbits
 jadielady: wb
 RockPusher: Eyre-ish
 jessicaengle: This is my number one favorite LRR content.  Really happy 
 Coloneljesus: you foul beast!
 rosesmcgee: well fed, all his teeth
 jessicaengle: 
 Tom_Bruise: "Visit scenic Ragadorn, home of the Manurerorama"
KV1NN4: lol beej XD
 saucemaster5000: we can buy warhammer here?
 jessicaengle: Febreeze?
 saucemaster5000: get some ork armies!
 margieargie: @saucemaster5000 Doesn't look expensive enough for that <_<
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 e_bloc: gotta stop those backpack scalpers
Laserbeaks_Fury: lol Addendum?
 SnackPak_: what?
 BusTed: we got errata
 iris_of_ether: 
 BusTed: perfect
 jessicaengle: 
 gualdhar: I have no context for that reference
Laserbeaks_Fury: Lone Wolf is *old* I'm pretty sure I had these when I was a teen and that was 30 years ago
KV1NN4: nyaaw XD
 iris_of_ether: @gualdhar It's Simpsons
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 BusTed: second
 couchboyj: The frontpack is experimental tech and costs 10 crowns
 RockPusher: 
 Tom_Bruise: how many crowns for a fanny pack that can contain two items?
 iris_of_ether: @gualdhar https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uboKn-Lm5cA
 rosesmcgee: It's a free-mace-son conspiracy
 iris_of_ether: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ChillyBrightWormAMPEnergyCherry-tJ3cpZmWJWKlpZ-W
 RockPusher: Money can be exchanged for goods and services‽
Laserbeaks_Fury: Okay, I looked it up, these *are* The 12 Lone Wolf books I had when I was a teen.
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 jamesk902: Also, you're on a time limit.
 Tom_Bruise: Here's 20 crowns, Robert Newton, now ferry me off to adventure!
johnnylongtorso: @RockPusher 20 dollars?! I wanted a ferry ticket!
 Blasteg: 5 on the boat I think? and a day in the wagon?
 SquareDotCube: watch as we get to Port Bax and we have to bribe a castle gaurd 25 gold to get past
 RatherLargeToad: “In another world with my smartphone”
 margieargie: The isekai version of Guy With A Cell Phone Man
 RatherLargeToad: …it’s not a creative name
 goombalax: "In another world with my smartphone" which is a fun premise but is way too much a generic power fantasy
 couchboyj: @goombalax You can tack that description onto most isekais, I think
 e_bloc: popped one of those fantasy ambien
 farley_f: you wake up in a cart with some telling you “ah good your awake”
Laserbeaks_Fury: Is this officially a grave you can pee on?
johnnylongtorso: Murder on the Durenor Express
 spethycakes: wait, does 1. say Qanon??
 Tom_Bruise: why do all of these look like they're trying to get away with murder
 BusTed: 3
termi385: 3
 farley_f: 4
 wench_tacular: 5
 Coloneljesus: 2
 e_bloc: 4
 iris_of_ether: 5
 gualdhar: I want to be 4 but I'm definitely 3
 NornsFelidar: 1
Shadowsoflife: 4
 saucemaster5000: 3
 SnackPak_: beej pls
 spethycakes: 5
 SquareDotCube: it's the Megaman boss select menu
 BusTed: Halvorc the definite half orc
 margieargie: Parsion is either evil or a great hero in disguise
 vinewood_og: 4
 spethycakes: Whew
 cmdrzellgaudis: 3
johnnylongtorso: 4 is Cloak from Cloak & Dagger
 Coloneljesus: I see you edgelords with 4 
twistedsylvan: Ganon-Dorier? Gannondorf?
7gorobei: 3
 betweenmyself: *Thanks* Lachlan 
 vinewood_og: But is she A Fox?
 Blasteg: I find it amusing that the evil son's way to enforce tax law is personally brawl them
TriseAlpha: Proper Noun the Adjective, have to save Proper Noun from the evil Proper Noun the Derogatory.
 BusTed: full of food
 BusTed: Character creator hair option 1 or 2
johnnylongtorso: he's got the last golden ticket!
 RelwinEJ: Can you guys come up with a dream team game that adds both Bens to this current lineup for literally anything?
johnnylongtorso: a hunter is a hunter, even in an inn
Morrigan9: reads like a 90's magic card
Laserbeaks_Fury: This is all the Gatherer errata
 RockPusher: Travel is expensive
 goombalax: who out here trundling
 Tom_Bruise: we've been on our quest for nine days?
 Blasteg: yeah sounds about right
 BusTed: 
 wench_tacular: 
 Nigouki: aww man, Driver got Piggy'd
 Kentosaurus: was the driver wile e coyote?
 accountmadeforants: That's rough my guy
YeOldeMark: Oops.... Anyway
 Dog_of_Myth: o7
 margieargie: Cursed voyage...
 shendaras: cursed voyage (x2)
 RelwinEJ: o7
 RockPusher: Two! Two splats today! Mua Ha Ha!
 RelwinEJ: coach driver got wheel spun
 RatherLargeToad: I think we might be bad luck
johnnylongtorso: covid, man
 BusTed: skill issue
 BusTed: go to 168 anyway
 Tom_Bruise: "We can use sixth sense to not *just* get crushed by a boulder; we get to learn *someone* is trying to get us crushed by a boulder!
 rosesmcgee: weird crab
 Steelwolf171: It's  the wizard from book 1!! Calling it now
Morrigan9: he's under the bolder already?
 Kentosaurus: ^
 RelwinEJ: Some stones on top so scavengers won't eat him.
johnnylongtorso: what's left to bury?
 Tom_Bruise: yeah no it's fine, go bury this guy as someone is trying to get you killed with boulders
 accountmadeforants: "Act of the gods", yeah but what if the priest prayed for it to happen, eh
 Dog_of_Myth: effin paladins
 margieargie: Glad the coach is somehow still in working condition after the big rock hit it
Laserbeaks_Fury: Fake News
 HadesLeprechaun: Yeah, I'd maybe not spend more time near the evil man actively pushing boulders
 rosesmcgee: Tangentially related, SNW is great
johnnylongtorso: visit beautiful Cestis III
 Dog_of_Myth: good name
 spethycakes: cursed voyage, ghost ship, Forlorn Hope
 BusTed: "This is outrageous!"
Laserbeaks_Fury: 1 gold crown, but not the coin
 betweenmyself: these adventure books have become lousy with microtransactions…  PAY TO WIN! 
 BusTed: lilacs, gooseberries
 Tom_Bruise: what a nerd
johnnylongtorso: oh no, they're actually Knights in White Satin!
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 rosesmcgee: Gurgling counts
 betweenmyself: feel like they’re setting up a No True Scotsman fallacy here
 goombalax: 10000% poisoned
johnnylongtorso: more poison? I mean, tea?
Chesul: Iocane!
iarethel0ser: Iocaine powder!
 gualdhar: also how do you know it has no flavor without tasting the deadly poison
 Tom_Bruise: "maybe he'll think I just spat on his food"
 betweenmyself: either the sap from a deadly poisonous plant or a latex based lubricant 
 A_Dub888: hi friends, did Adam fall down a hole?
 accountmadeforants: @gualdhar Realistic answer: Maybe the dose is what kills so you can just try a pinch of it and be mostly fine. Or you test it on other people and ask them to describe the taste (presumably without telling them it's poison).
 Tom_Bruise: "just fucken' deck'em"
 HadesLeprechaun: You really kinda do have the Kai ability of paranoia
 Dog_of_Myth: Time to go murder hobo it seems
 accountmadeforants: Gotta Eject *someone*
 BusTed: totally halvorc
Laserbeaks_Fury: That priest is a Death Eater
 betweenmyself: to be fair the boulder that killed that guy was also tasteless and odorless…  This guy’s a pro
 wench_tacular: just vibes
 goombalax: I bet it was viveka
KV1NN4: omg Vivika's pan-lids on her chest...
 SnackPak_: how do we run away?
 HadesLeprechaun: Maybe there's a clue in the picture
 Tom_Bruise: that one dude has a snake tattoo, that's weird
 Jillexie: Do they know about the snake tattoo?
 accountmadeforants: Surely, if you're wrong, God will protect the priest 
 BusTed: 
 wench_tacular: meet our mace
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 SnackPak_: a perfect plan
 BusTed: and everyone clapped
johnnylongtorso: falls into the hearth, catches fire, screams and waves his arms around, falls out the window into a trough of rusty nails
 saucemaster5000: I used to tabletop people during marching band practice
Laserbeaks_Fury: I me, it *is* really funny. Just *also* dangerous
 RockPusher: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 wench_tacular: very convenient
 RatherLargeToad: Nickelodeon Gyak?
 HadesLeprechaun: It's good that you prove it *after* you've killed the man
 Tom_Bruise: Helgedad, son of Gelgegrandad
 accountmadeforants: Oh yeah, so many pranks that were super funny at the time but I now recognize could've for sure caused injuries or death. I think we all have 9 lives like cats and waste all but one of them as kids.
 Dog_of_Myth: Looting the body, classic
 betweenmyself: he also has a spare MASSIVE BOULDER hidden in his hollowed out boot heel
 goombalax: and the assassin knows he sucks too
 Tom_Bruise: how could you not recognize a Helgedadian Darklord blade?
 RockPusher: ♫ Loot that body ♫
 wench_tacular: cha ching
 Dog_of_Myth: We're rich!
 SquareDotCube: "you are then arrested for robbery"
 SnackPak_: vibes were off
 BusTed: "wasn't trying to assassinate me"
cybercobra5: stop there criminal scum!
johnnylongtorso: it's like the caduceus, he's a healer sworn to do no harm
Georgekno: Money money money
 margieargie: 221 looks like it might be what happens after you mess it up...
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 HadesLeprechaun: Wait did he get out of the wagon and run up the hill to try to push a boulder on you while you were clearing the road, then run back down to suggest burying the driver?
 accountmadeforants: Now there's a real convoluted assassin's plan: Get yourself killed in a suspicious way so your target has to fight the guards
 A_Dub888: Australians are evil? is that why everything there wants to kill you?
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 RatherLargeToad: Say Hi to Captain Kirk when he shows up
 Tom_Bruise: A murderer and a horsethief, OtakuJeff's livin' da vida loca
 SquareDotCube: and 23 gold
 rosesmcgee: You may also want to note the arrest warrant
 SnackPak_: 
 rosesmcgee: honeymoon destination, rat swamp
 BusTed: They punched it up
 WiJohn: Otaku Jeff retired there
 margieargie: Rodents of unusual size?  I dont think they exist
 accountmadeforants: It's a practical name, descriptive
 Tom_Bruise: is this where Miyazaki got his idea for Blighttown?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Someone Wamped all the Rats
 RatherLargeToad: Named for John Rat, its discoverer
 A_Dub888: “Welcome to Ratswamp, notice there’s no rats in- wait…”
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 BusTed: left is right
 betweenmyself: Rat Swamp has zero rats…  is also an arctic desert
 Jillexie: ROUS
 saucemaster5000: not the endangered marsh bird
 A_Dub888: @betweenmyself what are penguins if not arctic rats
 itira: welp damn i didnt realize this was today. hi everyone
 BusTed: @itira 
 saucemaster5000: hii
 betweenmyself: may find anything there… except rats, of course
 Tom_Bruise: so either we fight him, or we tell him what's up, and then maybe he'll fight us
 A_Dub888: !findquote lie
  LRRbot: Quote #6740: "All mugs are a lie." —Paul [2020-01-30]
 itira: me imagining Adam rehearsing voices in the mirror
 goombalax: I've got the walrus of hammerdal
 Tom_Bruise: just have the Seal of Hammerdal tattooed on your eyelid
 wench_tacular: dual weild mace
johnnylongtorso: what're you buyin'?
 SnackPak_:  money
 couchboyj: The knight offered all of it, not just one.  He's a huge fan of that seal.
johnnylongtorso: and me without a throwing mace
 SquareDotCube: just start tossing maces at combatants
 Tom_Bruise: we can just throw a mace at whatever and still have a mace left over
Chesul: I find it interesting that Adams gives you 3 things, but the one on screen only seems to give you 1.
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 RockPusher: Eat the spare 2 if they are chocolate
 RockPusher: 
 vinewood_og: Fidelio
 spethycakes: so the items were just a covert trade for the horse
 wench_tacular: my stolen horse
 Kentosaurus: "The Road Beyond the Rimerift" sounds like a fantasy novel
 NotCainNorAbel: @vinewood_og That's the quest password.  What is the book password? 
 Dog_of_Myth: Good penmanship is important!
 betweenmyself: their webbed fingers afford them amazing quill control
 rosesmcgee: They traded their souls to the dark lord for the dark art of calligraphy
Morrigan9: 1 mile deep river? jubuz
johnnylongtorso: swordfish
 HadesLeprechaun: I mean we don't know if it's "correct", we just have one
 HadesLeprechaun: meta knowledge!
 RockPusher: 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 SnackPak_: 
 Kentosaurus: editor's note: don't cheat
 betweenmyself: 
 rosesmcgee: these fuckers thought of everything
 Tom_Bruise: "No savescummin', stranger!"
 wench_tacular: 
 RockPusher: 10 year olds metagaming the shit out of this
 WiJohn: Speed runners
twinnAJ: Aw my speedrun strats
  Sarah_Serinde: Some people die
Laserbeaks_Fury: Gotta do the Renegade route
Morrigan9: "my father knew the password in his time. surely it still works"
 gualdhar: remember, this came out before the Internet was invented
 gualdhar: we had to make our own fun
 BusTed: Imagine if you died once and just had to burn the book
drcthulu: some people aren't playing pacifist mode
 saucemaster5000: the book has a combustion system built in if you turn to a death page
 Nigouki: @BusTed The future of Ironman Mode in video games: If you die they revoke your game license and have to rebuy.
johnnylongtorso: a government office open after 5? that's extremely suspicious
 KBKarma: Is it the city hall or the city hall?  
 RockPusher: How dare you interrupt my reading *STAB*
johnnylongtorso: pulls a gun out of his beard
drcthulu: Why'd it have to be snakes
 itira: 
 KBKarma: Alan! Alan! Alan! Al!
 iris_of_ether:   
 Tom_Bruise: now we must become the Kai Doomslayer
 wench_tacular: watch and play crossover
johnnylongtorso: Red Gate restricted, takes permits many, money more
 BusTed: that's a good DoomGuy
 Tom_Bruise: We must rip and tear, rip and tear, rip and tear Kai guts
Laserbeaks_Fury: "You fill out the Red Paperwork and turn it in to the Red Gatewtach"
 couchboyj: If you have the "Rip and Tear" Kai feat, turn to page ...
 HadesLeprechaun: Harbovr Avthority
 itira: show toilet streamer!
 SquareDotCube: to be fair magnets occur naturally, often as magnetite
  Sarah_Serinde: oh boy
 SnackPak_: flip that coin
Laserbeaks_Fury: If you wish to sit down and take a poop, Turn to 2
 dougma: because lode stones (magnets) havent been used since the dawn of history
Wolfstrike_NL: 
adept_nekomancer: Where's the door marked "cursed voyage"?
MungoDude: the white passage is for loading and unloading only
 jessicaengle: Cursed voyage
johnnylongtorso: red pages, white pages!
 Tom_Bruise: "Alright, that's it, I'm going home"
 KBKarma: When he came into the room, Stanley went through the Red Door.
BloodnBullets: I guess you could get here without knowing what you need.
 BusTed: There was that door
 RockPusher: We missed a jump didn't we?
 accountmadeforants: It's no Fairy Mound
Chesul: It's no dying to a door, that's for sure.
 Jillexie: The Lone Wolf books are less brutal than the Fighting Fantasy books
 RockPusher: *splat* cut to credits
 wench_tacular: let the bodies hit the floor
 BusTed: Easy Rider
 raulghoulia: the other guys Begins that way
 GhostValv: so ... The Other Guys
 betweenmyself: sounds like Aeon Fluxx shorts on Liquid Television
 Tom_Bruise: Isn't that just the Other Guys yeah see I'm not crazy
 DoodlestheGreat: The rest of the movie is credits.
 Blasteg: 120 mins of running on roof top and making easier jumps
 BusTed: @GhostValv Aim for the bushes
 wench_tacular: @Blasteg starring Tom Cruise
 jessicaengle: Papers pls
 Jamming_with_Jandalf: you laugh, but there is a movie, where drama builds over the whole movie, and at the end the main character dies in an unrelated car crash. nothing is resolved
 Jamming_with_Jandalf: it's a very bad movie
 SquareDotCube: it does make for a good prop
johnnylongtorso: it says (STAMP)
 jessicaengle: "Welcome to stampy town, population: five!"
silenceaux: The stamp is this gov't officers only joy in life do not take it from me I mean him
 RockPusher: Get one of those PAID stamps for invoices
BloodnBullets: Arent we going to our consulate? Why is that in a restricted area?
MungoDude: how about a huge stamp that just says "STAMP"
 SnackPak_: Can't draw horses club has done stamps
 saucemaster5000: the "meet joe black" car crash moment is the best moment in an otherwise very straight faced drama
 Tom_Bruise: "sorry, wrong number" *leaves*
 KBKarma: Beej, Friend Computer wants to know how you know this.
adept_nekomancer: "Just let him grab as many passes as he wants"
  Sarah_Serinde: Adam could cause *so* much chaos in Paranoia
 KBKarma: Sounds like treason.
 DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
 DeM0nFiRe: The illusion of... quests?
BloodnBullets: Oh man, Adam playing paranoia would be fantastic.
 Kentosaurus: a piece of mail with your adress
 accountmadeforants: Just puts a crumpled handful of passes on the table in every possible color.
 betweenmyself: gotta marry a local, for cover
 RockPusher: Should we try the same trick to get a white pass?
 betweenmyself: can’t wait for book five when you’ve suffered your seventh concussion and start losing your Kai abilities 
Laserbeaks_Fury: The White Pass is for loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no parking in the White Pass
 Nigouki: Finally some recognition!
 RockPusher: Quay = Key, because English is a really intuitive language
 rosesmcgee: maybe the god damn cloak and tunic were tipping off those assassins?
 HadesLeprechaun: dang, you dont return the salute in Pauls version
 saucemaster5000: rygar mentioned????
 betweenmyself: shield?  It is a DISKARMOR
 saucemaster5000: aw damn, fell for the old trap
 BusTed: I remember playing it on NES
 jamesk902: Wind must eb blowing the other way.
 RockPusher: They flopped the image when they flipped the page in layout?
 BusTed: mmm sumptuous
Laserbeaks_Fury: "You show everyone your Red Pass"
 Dog_of_Myth: Sumptuous Chinese meal?
 KBKarma: @LoadingReadyRun what's the footnote there? I presume the print edition doesn't have that.
 Tom_Bruise: turns out Rhygar's haunted
Laserbeaks_Fury: "Press X to Hide"
 Tom_Bruise: oh no, not the Helgedadian darkblades again!
 BusTed: 👌
 Dog_of_Myth: Nice
iarethel0ser: Nice
 itira: ruuuun
 saucemaster5000: runnnnn
 saucemaster5000: scurry like the mice we are!
 itira: scatter into the reeds!
   LoadingReadyRun: The footnote was just another one saying that you can get a backpack
 Jillexie: I think you get that crystal star pendant if you had helped that wizard in the first book.
 KBKarma: Cool cool.
 rosesmcgee: isn't that from killzone or something. Helghast?
 BusTed: got there
 margieargie: Always works!
Chesul: Runaway!
 BusTed: Deuces
 Tom_Bruise: Runnin'; the Correct Answer
 wench_tacular: 
 RockPusher: He bravely ran away!
adept_nekomancer: Sixth sense says sixth gear
 BusTed: whoa
 Tom_Bruise: oh hell yeah
 saucemaster5000: that's me!
 Coloneljesus: good mouse
TheAinMAP: Reepacheep?
 Laurence72: Bloomburrow!!
 RockPusher: That is a dapper rodent
 accountmadeforants: Why can't we play as that mouse instead of some random guy who keeps running off into the forest
 jessicaengle: Rodents of unusual style
 Brozard: it’s getting all mixed up
 Kentosaurus: shire... baggins...
 Tom_Bruise: "Yeah, Rhygar, I know..."
 saucemaster5000: ghost ship
 Tom_Bruise: "Why do you think I ran?"
Spades_Slicc: Oh dang, I thought I would've fully missed this
adept_nekomancer: Hobbits of Unusual Size
 A_Dub888: wait, weren’t the Helghast the bad guys in Killzone?
 KBKarma: Yup
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SwissVainTurtleAllenHuhu-vOW6IBymOUKGuRdV
 SnackPak_: thanks book
 RockPusher: I think the table might have been different due to 6th sense
  Sarah_Serinde: Paul's copy didn't have that info
  Sarah_Serinde: So they didn't repeat it 3 times
 BusTed: that's some endurance
 itira: i would die
 wench_tacular: ded
 Nigouki: Helghast? From the hit PS3 game Killzone?
TheAinMAP: 
 BusTed: That's why you're the Ka
 margieargie: Superultrahypermarathon
 saucemaster5000: yeah I cap out at 5 1/2
 RockPusher: Marathon Men
 itira: 3 hours each
 A_Dub888: Forest Gump could do it
 Tom_Bruise: God, Rhygar is so cool
 RockPusher: 
 itira: oooohhh myyyyy
  Sarah_Serinde: Whereas my reaction was "he's definitely gonna die"
 RockPusher:  
 jessicaengle: 
 itira: LOL
 betweenmyself: Six hours of running later *cut to OtakuJeff face down on the roadside, dead*
 BusTed: 
 wench_tacular: bam chicka wow wow
 accountmadeforants: So a buff older man you say
 ContingentCat: 
 BusTed: sneople
 jessicaengle: Not so secret tunnel
 BusTed: sucks to suck Rygar
  Sarah_Serinde: Oh he's definitely gonna die
johnnylongtorso: my spear and magic helmet
 accountmadeforants: Maybe we can give him one of our maces
 Tom_Bruise: "It's just a glowstick, leave me alone"
Chesul: wait, so if you give him the spear, or if you don't have the spear, the outcome is the same?
  Sarah_Serinde: @johnnylongtorso That is also where my brain immediately went
 Tom_Bruise: yeah no, those are our emotional support maces
 accountmadeforants: We'd come back to get it after, obviously
 jessicaengle: Welp we had a good run, chat
 ContingentCat: I wonder if you can use normal weapons on them
 BusTed: It's ok, we still have our mind blast
Laserbeaks_Fury: With my helm and magic spear
 Tom_Bruise: Good.
 HadesLeprechaun: best outcome!
 KBKarma: Quickly.
 UltraVioletVodoo: Theyre gas electric torches
Cutriss: “Magic spear” lol, tell me that’s not a euphemism
 KBKarma: Magic, perhaps?
 A_Dub888: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/PopularVivaciousWolverineTBTacoLeft-cHl8B__OSuQKsncM
 BusTed: yesss
 SnackPak_: just a lil guy
Chesul: Mouseboy!
 SnackPak_: 
 BusTed: What a payoff
 Jillexie: That was a key decision.
 jessicaengle: 
 Brozard: Is this your character from Gloomhaven?
 BusTed: the internet cloud
 rosesmcgee: 2016 RIP
 UltraVioletVodoo: He wrote his heart and soul into this series
 saucemaster5000: nude nick
 ContingentCat: yup sounds like ol' nude nick
 Tom_Bruise: that rat better tell us about the miceknights and the helghast and the goo
   LoadingReadyRun: Those are like badniks in sonic but...different
 NightValien28: madniks
  Juliamon: 'nudnik' is real Yiddish for "a nuisance"
 NightValien28: legally different
cybercobra5: it's The Borrowers again!
KV1NN4: "Damn that's a big pile"  (positive) is kind of how i decorate
KV1NN4: my mother hates it
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 wench_tacular: 
 SnackPak_: so good
 margieargie:    
 Nigouki: SUCCESS
 RockPusher: 
 Jillexie: Everything coming up Adam today.
TheAinMAP: 
 HadesLeprechaun: oh this is gonna be excellent, can't wait for this accent
 RockPusher: 
silenceaux: "wow, most tourists don't even try to make an effort"
 A_Dub888: !card commune with beavers
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johnnylongtorso: Guy speak beaver
 KBKarma: Not the beavers...
 RockPusher: His name is WHAT‽
 KBKarma: Gashpiss!
 raulghoulia: you speak squirrel to them, they sigh and speak english back to you
cybercobra5: Nood York accent over here
 jessicaengle: They're French Canadian
 KBKarma: *reads ahead* uh oh.
  Juliamon: And a bow
 Tom_Bruise: define "pretty"
Spades_Slicc: A moist nose
 KBKarma: Like eight of them.
 ContingentCat: and lipstick
  Juliamon: You know she's got a bow
 Kentosaurus: uh oh, here come the furries
 saucemaster5000: asks you to get your rat out
 iris_of_ether: Pink dress
Chesul: Oh no. XD
 Dog_of_Myth: About that....
Chesul: Might have spoken too soon Adam.
 Tom_Bruise: maybe this is why they felt like they had to explain you can't have more than one backpack; they give you so many backpacks, you'd be forgiven for thinking you could take more than one
Laserbeaks_Fury: Labyrinth is so good
 HadesLeprechaun: is the heavily accented words not in Adams book?
 UltraVioletVodoo: LOL
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CorrectSuavePanVoteNay-hKM8x4PjcTdaJY_t
drcthulu: get robbed
 wench_tacular: b'stards
 SnackPak_: riparoni
 saucemaster5000: think of all the cheese they could buy.....
7gorobei: for the pile
TheAinMAP: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
silenceaux: But just think of how much bigger the pile is now!!
Chesul: You stabbed a man for some of that gold.
 jessicaengle: That monkey took my money!
RvLeshrac: Adam, Ratshaker
 accountmadeforants: This just means we can take 50 more coins without throwing them out of the window
 Tom_Bruise: well... beats getting shanked by Helgedadian Helghast Darkblades
johnnylongtorso: macechuks, yo!
 KBKarma: Helgedadian is such an awkward word to say.
  Juliamon: that.... sure was some subtle antisemitism
Chesul: You were, rather explicitly, warned that they were tricksters.
 rosesmcgee: It's a trap. Attack.
 wench_tacular: sweet
 Dog_of_Myth: There is a happy ending then?
 Tom_Bruise: "It's the Kai Lord, sire, he is owed a hand beezy"
Laserbeaks_Fury: He da mans
 e_bloc: sorry, you need the white pass for a handjob
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/KathishBlazingGiraffeWOOP-xX77FUg9DMncuVh3
RvLeshrac: The horse spins out
 KBKarma: Wait, hang on. What was the actual mission Lone Wolf was sent on?
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 BusTed:   
 RockPusher:  Beej
 saucemaster5000: damn that was really good
 KBKarma: Oh, mission *to* Alin.
 Tom_Bruise: @KBKarma Who the hell knows, at this point
 spethycakes: Gneiss one, Beej
 Dog_of_Myth: Gneiss joke Beej
 KBKarma: Don't take that joke for granite.
 spethycakes: 
 RockPusher: Beej has an entire slate of rock jokes
 saucemaster5000: jinx!
 jessicaengle: The sword of the sun!
 ContingentCat: oh yeah the secret, now they call it manifesting
 Scy_Anide: You know, it's just not good architecture if it's not phallic.
Wrexadecimal: 
  Sarah_Serinde: y'know, you deserve that if you kept it for yourself instead of giving it to that knight you admire to defend himself 
 Jillexie: That's a new addition
 jessicaengle: Comeuppance
  Juliamon: They did it for our own good
 vinewood_og: Here is your new car! Straight into the crusher.
 rosesmcgee: And what's his face wasn't gonna take it regardless
 betweenmyself: the spear has a EULA that demands it be destroyed if the developers ever stop updating it
 KBKarma: It's UbiHard.
 KBKarma: Which is more recent, the hard copy or the soft copy?
 RockPusher: The sword is made of plutonium
 wench_tacular: the Power of Greyskull
 KBKarma: Yes!
 RockPusher:   
 KBKarma: Lotta Somms.
 KBKarma: Remember the Somme!
 jessicaengle: The sword of the sun!
   LoadingReadyRun: The digital version seemed to be an older edition (but it has some annotations?)
 saucemaster5000: wait.. will it fade cause we are just an apprentice?
  Sarah_Serinde: Well, I'm sure we'll keep this item and everything will be fine. This story is only 2 books long, right?
 Jillexie: Amazing. The weapon was very broken in the original series and they added rules in the new edition to nerf it.
 jessicaengle: 
 accountmadeforants: Oh, cool sword, but its stats aren't as good as our collection of maces, so let's sell it
 WiJohn: Of course swords are the only relevant weapon skill
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 KBKarma: A Cobra Kai?
 Tom_Bruise: how much for a rewrite with the only change being the Sommerswerd being a mace
 Tom_Bruise: a Sommermece, if you will
 accountmadeforants: @Jillexie Wait, so is there a possibility that you won't get it and are just permanently worse off than people who won the second book?
 rosesmcgee: Go to high schools
 Jillexie: @accountmadeforants Yup
 jessicaengle: But I think we were in training for 7 years
 RockPusher: I assume there is a ritual involved
 accountmadeforants: @Jillexie I love this
 Jillexie: The Sommermase
 RatherLargeToad: Iakehtnioj
 DeM0nFiRe: They have a rock band that goes around to schools to convince kids it's cool to join
 KBKarma: Kind of an underwhelming sword.
 KBKarma: It's a short sword.
 RockPusher: Sword of Summer & Swerd
 KBKarma: It's an s werd!
 RockPusher: Madden
 RockPusher: EA Herbwarden 2025
 Tom_Bruise: John Madden Rendalim, the greatest of all the Durenese Herbwarden
 BusTed: surprise
 wench_tacular: F
 KBKarma: Spear and magic helmet?
 betweenmyself: should have used his SPEAR AND MAGIC HELMET! 
 Tom_Bruise: Your Sixth Sense has upgraded to SEVENTH SENSE
 KBKarma: @betweenmyself Magic helmet?
Chesul: Didn't you get to the capital on the 15th day of your quest? a total of half the time of the book has been in the last few pages.
 rosesmcgee: Those are called deserters and they die first
Laserbeaks_Fury: I want to be a dentist
 BusTed: 
 KBKarma: "random number" I'm guessing that those will determine when you arrive, with one option probably being "you don't".
 jessicaengle: No one change their socks!
 rosesmcgee: called it
 KBKarma: Ah ha, I was right.
 shendaras: cursed voyage (x3)
 jessicaengle: 
 Tom_Bruise: one after one, by the star-dogged moon...
 KBKarma: These soldiers have the worst discipline.
 rosesmcgee: this gift of prophecy is sometimes a real burden
 spethycakes: evil moon
 BusTed: cursed voyage...
 KBKarma: !card bad moon
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 accountmadeforants: The evil moon... what a terrible night to have a cursed voyage
 betweenmyself: damn Evil Moon, threatening to destroy the land of Termina
 KBKarma: THREE DAYS REMAIN
 margieargie: Ghost ship!
 RockPusher: Snakeship looks like something I'd build in Besieged
 Razdak: The Kirklandin Isles?
 betweenmyself: @kbkarma 
 accountmadeforants: More ghost ships! Damn!
Laserbeaks_Fury: No no, chat, these are ZOMBIE ship, it's totally different
 rosesmcgee: that's not so bad, they can't be seaworthy and the crews are just the shitty sailors that died
 jessicaengle: Oh ship.
 RockPusher: "All hands on deck!" is forbidden as an exclaimation in the NZ Navy 
 UnknownFriday: Death Hulk? We 40K now.
 accountmadeforants: @Laserbeaks_Fury We're just trying to have a nice, cursed voyage. Why must we be constantly beset by undead ships?
 jessicaengle: Yeah!  Otaku Jeff go brrrrr
 BusTed: DM I do that
 rosesmcgee: @UnknownFriday If you are wearing your Terminator armor go to page...
 BusTed: 
 accountmadeforants: Hey, the frying pan is banned in Granblue Versus tournaments!
 BusTed: Sixth Sense paying dividends
 rosesmcgee: Helghast hated that
 KBKarma: It's wounded, but it STILL has 20 endurance? Rude.
 KBKarma: ggrip
 RockPusher: a mercy
 BusTed: shattering its will before its face
  Sarah_Serinde: It's pretty cool
KV1NN4: Looking forward ot the Crapshots of Otaku Jeff being both confused yet a Marty Stu
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 raulghoulia: my father was a scrimshawer and his father was a scrimshawer
 KBKarma: "You do scrimshaw? That's pretty cool. Shame you're so shit at it."
 goombalax: lets go get a flamer
 rosesmcgee: he went and started his own fleet, with blackjack and hookers
 BusTed: try tok-less dude
 betweenmyself: he was able to afford to buy this giant fleet due to his follower’s masterful talent in Scrimshaw 
 jessicaengle: Danger noodle wizard
 vinewood_og: May not be used by the Wizard.
 Jillexie: Crystal star pendant comes from the wizard they left to his fate.
 KBKarma: Wait a second. Doesn't the Swimmersord absorb magic?
 KBKarma: It's ironic like the song.
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 itsr67: 9-1 matchup
 KBKarma: Fuck this, I'm outta here!
 RockPusher: How good a paddler could a sorcerer possibly be?
Wolfstrike_NL: Adam living his best life, in the book he can swim
 RockPusher: This is going to affect the trout population, isn't it?
 KBKarma: This will definitely affect the trout population.
 SquareDotCube: load-bearing boss
 BusTed: ggs
 KBKarma: Load-bearing flag ship
 RatherLargeToad: word count reached!
drcthulu: aw rats
 jessicaengle: You never really finish, you just run out of time
   LoadingReadyRun: 37 days of siege? In a row!?
 KBKarma: Wait, can't Helghast shapeshift?
 KBKarma: Well, I was wrong.
 betweenmyself: it’s been 41 days since you set off one your Que-  FUCK
 RockPusher: The Return of the Kai
   LoadingReadyRun: lucky that 40 day estimate was accurate
 accountmadeforants: Now I'm even more confused how you "beat" this book without getting the cool sword
 KBKarma: Pretty sure you don't.
 jessicaengle: Flow state go
 BusTed: lot of rewrites in this last entry
 PMAvers: if you cheated to get to this point, you explode.
Laserbeaks_Fury: I HAVE THE POWER!
 BusTed: blat blat
 rosesmcgee: Normally that's flavor text Adam makes up
 jessicaengle: This is the nerfed version?
 Nigouki: we got the God Warrior Beam from Nausicaa
 jessicaengle: 
 RockPusher:   
 accountmadeforants: @KBKarma Someone in chat earlier seemed to suggest you could miss the sword. But maybe that's just if you started at a later book?
 rosesmcgee: ICBM
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 jessicaengle:     
 BusTed: 
 goombalax: 420 High Adventure
 Astramentha:    
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 KBKarma: Wooooo!
 Blasteg: There's not even a fight!
 BusTed: It was kinda on camera
 BusTed: just not rolled out
 RockPusher: 
 Blasteg: we just nuke them from orbit!
 RockPusher:    
 jessicaengle: 
 Serpens77: @Blasteg it's the only way to be sure
 KBKarma: Yeah, the author definitely wanted it over.
 vinewood_og: Only way to be sure!
 vinewood_og: 
 couchboyj: Last disc of Xenogears up in here
 RockPusher: We spent all our money on the rat people VFX
 A_Dub888: is this what TV Tropes calls The Great OffScreen War?
 Verrain2: Kai Technique Tac Nuke
 accountmadeforants: 
 BusTed: Cast disintegrate
 Blasteg: wonder if you can get here without the sword...
Laserbeaks_Fury: Toasted bun?
 KBKarma: "I'll have some barbequed pork. Wait, what's -"
 RockPusher: no budget for the finale
 jessicaengle: pickle.... ahhhhh. on the side.....
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
 rosesmcgee: Where do they go from here?
  Sarah_Serinde: sweet
 RockPusher: Excellent
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 NotCainNorAbel: Book three just shoot everything with the sword
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 Dog_of_Myth: Sweet
 UltraVioletVodoo: these first 2 books felt like a characters edgy backstory
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 accountmadeforants: Sick
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 Blasteg: book doesn't seem bad
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 Kentosaurus: this was great
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7gorobei: they beat minecraft
 Coloneljesus: factorio next?
 SnackPak_: minecraft is canceled
MungoDude: 10 years was enough
 Laurence72: Adam missed his chance to stream it!
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 GapFiller: Laurence72 Adam can take up the mantle!
 RockPusher: 
 vinewood_og: Depends how the subathon goes. Bits for blastoff!
 SquareDotCube: Gotta build Butter Road 2
 rosesmcgee: Graham really downplayed the schedule changes in the LRR Update, I think
  Sarah_Serinde: He's just started a new season and project on his home stream
  Sarah_Serinde: Gonna be at it for a long time
 Coloneljesus: gods vs horse?
 BusTed: cool
 jessicaengle:  Godspeed MoC
  Sarah_Serinde: rosesmcgee I dunno about that
  Juliamon: Also a finale
 raulghoulia: but you can only see the screen when they pass a lightpost?
 WiJohn: If you die in the game your parents die in real life
 iris_of_ether: Oooh
 RockPusher: Sarah_Serinde I was pleased to hear that the chunking is collaborative this world
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 KBKarma: @rosesmcgee I don't think the Minecraft ending is part of that.
 KBKarma: He was mentioning that before announcing the subathon.
 RockPusher: 
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 Laurence72: but I like pink!!!
MungoDude: I better do my laundry I guess
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 Coloneljesus: i gotta wear clothes??
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