Thefluffiestguineapig: Ready for some rocking and rolling with a ghost
spethycakes: I have water and a snack and am here to use my feelings about ghost girlfriend to power through some knitting
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh what kind of project?
spethycakes: It's a sweater with an interesting modular construction, cables, and colorwork!
poipal: Ooh craft project is a good idea /gets the yarn
poipal: @spethycakes That sounds cool as heck
spethycakes: The pattern is called Medokvit by Teti Lusak
poipal: Oh I see we're in 99¢ Frosty season
Wolfstrike_NL: Are we rhythmless on the online screen? Or is it me?
crashco17: Ur mom
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Wolfstrike_NL Not just you
poipal: @spethycakes It looks so neat and now I also want the actual dessert
RandomTrivia:
Hi friends! 
its_north_or_nothing: hello!
poipal: Hi!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hello!
spethycakes:

Mad_Grady: Good evening everyone
poipal:

Thefluffiestguineapig: Or a weird hairdo
TheMerricat: TIL Ian is shapist.
ArdCollider: o7
adept_nekomancer: Welcome to Headphone Cafe
RandomTrivia: subscribe Ian and Heather podcast
poipal: I have the conflicting issue of preferring wireless headphones but needing the lower latency of wired to play Muse Dash
RandomTrivia: *honorary* CEO
Invitare: I just opened this stream
poipal: Thankfully my Skullcandies do both
Invitare: do I want to know?
RandomTrivia: Invitare good question, next question
spethycakes: I will not speculate...I will not speculate...
poipal: Don't look inside the headset mic covers either 🙃
Wolfstrike_NL: @Invitare The Beej being a CEO of buttplug.io story, or Ian wanting some specific gear?
adept_nekomancer: I prefer physical cake to metaphorical cake, personally.
Invitare: @Wolfstrike_NL yes
poipal: I mean, that's basically their blue menu sparkling water, you just need to customize your own label
Invitare: we must invent Red Grass so that we have something to touch again
GhostValv:

poipal: Memento girlfriend
adept_nekomancer: Oh boy, it's the weekly momento mori again
RandomTrivia:
"Welcome to Rhythm Cafe" count: 2 
GhostValv: so when are we supposed to remind you to level Verso?
RandomTrivia: Now, probably
adept_nekomancer: @GhostValv Level Verso, and/or install a ghost in him.
Wolfstrike_NL: @Invitare I believe the Beej story was from a checkpoint bit they did with Beej pretending to be a CEO of the company, the joke getting repeated on twitter, and when the company got tagged, they started following Beej and started just naming him the/a CEO of the company. As to why Ian wanted some vibratig gear, I kinda missed that.
RandomTrivia:

LordZarano: @Wolfstrike_NL To feel the rhythm
RandomTrivia:
"Welcome to Rhythm Cafe" count: 3 
adept_nekomancer: After love, eepy.
Wolfstrike_NL: I would say a few minutes after birth mayby, hydrating is important
poipal: @Wolfstrike_NL I didn't know that itch got in on the bit, that's hilarious
RandomTrivia: I hear that's a common problem
Earthenone: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 4:20 PM
RandomTrivia:

RatherLargeToad: Doobie doobie do wa?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Wow I forgot how pathetic the redhead guy's mustache is
RandomTrivia: Every week I forget how adorable these character designs are
spethycakes: I literally cannot remember the last time I saw the actual rhythm game part of this rhythm game
adept_nekomancer: He's safe then, he doesn't seem to own a car.
RandomTrivia: Music coming out of your mouth *is* how singing works, after all
spethycakes:

Molladia: Social awkwardness can be expressed as laughter
RatherLargeToad: long distance relationship
Molladia: Their girlfriend who lives in semi-nearby major city
RandomTrivia: That sounds like an old-fashioned metaphor for being a lesbian - "did she... you know... move to Canada?"
RatherLargeToad:
I blame Madoka Magica 
spethycakes: He has achieved Full Psychosis
spethycakes: They're litigious
adept_nekomancer: Layers and layers of lawyers
SaxPython: Ogres are like lawyers, they have onions
Molladia: Layers like a triffle. Sponge and custard and jelly and apricots
Molladia: they suddenly you scoop it into your bowl and it's all just mush
RandomTrivia: Volcano High was also a feels punch
RandomTrivia:
Am Ian and Heather ok? 
adept_nekomancer: It's 2025. Am any of us okay?
RandomTrivia: Ok valid point
Molladia: @adept_nekomancer I'm not
Molladia: @Molladia But I'm working on it
SaxPython:
@molladia 
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Molladia Same and we in LRRchat support self work
spethycakes: Cat really got its claws into her, eh?
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Molladia: @Thefluffiestguineapig Self work through 16 seasons of binged taskmaster
Molladia: Not clothing! Retail therapy is not real therapy
Thefluffiestguineapig: As a 5'0" person I am a child in every stool
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's a good point
Thefluffiestguineapig: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You and the horse are now bound/friends for life.
adept_nekomancer: Try all the emotes, one of them will be the right one.
ArdCollider: distracted by "Haro Rooftop," which should be a Gundam theme bar
ArdCollider:

adept_nekomancer: No therapy today, they're doing an exorcism on the wireless network
iarethel0ser: Can't do therapy without wifi.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @adept_nekomancer That sounds very Lorna Schlitzwhistle
Thefluffiestguineapig: Same Heather
spethycakes: and that doesn't even count the time to wear them in to be comfy/well-fitting, if they're selvedge
GhostValv: 100% tomboy
adept_nekomancer: Is gender bending anything like water bending?
Thefluffiestguineapig: IAN
Thefluffiestguineapig: So so many fake pockets
Thefluffiestguineapig:

Thefluffiestguineapig: Just go get a bowl for the haircut
SaxPython: What department for weight training boots?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Not at all
spethycakes:

Thefluffiestguineapig: Foot in mouth
SaxPython: Omg but you have to button the alternate overall strap
SaxPython: Oh but also Minion vibes ...
BusTed: Kriss Kross memories...
SaxPython: 2 leg discount
gualdhar: where's she hiding her magical quick change compact
SaxPython: Ad for the new Mortal combat movie looks ...meh. ad for new Star Trek looks tight tho
JessieImproved: The new Mortal Kombat trailer looks like a Karl Urban engine
Thefluffiestguineapig: @SaxPython Not sure they are long enough for that but I know many crafty lesbians who do that
ArdCollider:
thanks for going there just as my elderly neighbor stepped out onto the shared patio, Heather. 
RatherLargeToad: Like oak
Thefluffiestguineapig: Welcome to Brain Rot!
RandomTrivia: Are we being matchmade by our dead girlfriend?!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @RandomTrivia No, I think she's mad about it
GhostValv: shoutouts to friends
RandomTrivia: @Thefluffiestguineapig Oh that makes more sense
Thefluffiestguineapig: Friends are good
RandomTrivia: As an aroace, normalize telling your friends they look good - I want to compliment my friends without implied feelings dammit
JessieImproved: As a demi-femme that easily made friends with guys, I have definitely experienced that.
JessieImproved: @RandomTrivia ^^
Thefluffiestguineapig: @RandomTrivia I am not of this persuasion but I also want to just compliment people without implied feelings!
jessicaengle: Hello rhythm enjoyers
RandomTrivia: Hey there jessicaengle
Thefluffiestguineapig: There we go
jessicaengle: Coffee, Chat?
MTGRanger: coffee, I think
MTGRanger: there's the lines of a glass at the bottom
Thefluffiestguineapig: He's holding it like Serge does in Coffee with Serge
MTGRanger: someone call serge!
gualdhar: it really promotes that human oils flavor
jessicaengle: No fingie in the drinkie
jessicaengle:

Thefluffiestguineapig: IAN NO
Thefluffiestguineapig: The ghost really wants this friendship to tank
jessicaengle: Cottage cheese core
gualdhar: it's a mistranslation, and she comes out dressed as a goblin
spethycakes: goblincore *is* a thing
Thefluffiestguineapig: @spethycakes That sounds like a fun time TBH
RandomTrivia: Uhh
Thefluffiestguineapig: Temperature I believe
RandomTrivia:

RandomTrivia: D'aww, such a precious doofus
Thefluffiestguineapig: I called it!!!!
RandomTrivia: IAN
MTGRanger: IAN
JessieImproved: do we though
Thefluffiestguineapig: IAN WHY
Juliamon: It's her *job* Rama
Thefluffiestguineapig: Being social
Thefluffiestguineapig: Not being focibly isolated by a dead person
jessicaengle: And more fashionable
JessieImproved: Oh that's Madeline
RandomTrivia: That's Red Riding Hood core
SaxPython: I was assuming something more TQ
spethycakes: huh?
JessieImproved: hmm
Thefluffiestguineapig: There was neither of those things on that outfit
JessieImproved: that was last week
Juliamon: I guess the collar could have been lace?
RandomTrivia: And she's using us to feel better about being mad at her ex
RandomTrivia: No shit, head voice
gualdhar: but why are we dating someone who can't stop comparing us to her ex?
gualdhar: the what now
Thefluffiestguineapig: IAN
iarethel0ser: And they were roommates
spethycakes: In many places, night/darkness is the only time it's temperature-tolerable to do some activities
Thefluffiestguineapig: *gasp* they were roomates
RandomTrivia:

Thefluffiestguineapig: Shut up
Juliamon: As long as you don't dictate what kind of ramen she gets
spethycakes: Cinta, just date Mira alreaday
Thefluffiestguineapig: I think this is her chosen replacement
SaxPython: Clap clap clap
ArdCollider: ah, side chick.
gualdhar: oh, so this is one of *those* games
spethycakes: we'll find out one of them has the same thing Cinta had
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SaxPython: !dragonshield
iris_of_ether: *sizzle*
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is your throat ok after today?
SaxPython:

gualdhar: they've had the last of the last of us?
iris_of_ether: Art! Art! Art!
gualdhar: but wait, Satuday is the last Saturday of the week!
spethycakes:
Thanks for stream! 
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