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loufghyslaufey: You're not a Portal Core, Serge.
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Debatra: @rosiedog88 This rules explainer and a few other things are prerecorded, but the even t itself is live.
richard_ermen: Does this mean, I can proliferate these?
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Justherefortherewards: @rosiedog88 Scheduling
Jundinator: Interesting it's not level up
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digiman619: @skenjamin Plus can just draw you cards if you have something Indestructible
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KoDOmega: Perfect take, Serge, no notes
Virvox: SPPAAAaaace
SmithKurosaki: @James Frank While that would be cool, the crew also has lives
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Elva: Space has now been touched by capitalism, RIP Tim Curry
accountmadeforants: Oh my god, it's the Sledge of Eternities
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TimeToFry: @richard_ermen Correct! One of the commander precons cares about that a whole bunch
qrpth: !advice
RandomTrivia: Can't wait to animate an entire planet and hit my opponent with it
KodeMage: so, spacecraft are just bad outside limited, right? Basically as unplayable like most vehicles or mounts.
Stormgod519: yeah
Stormgod519: @KodeMage other than Commander and limited maybe yeah
theymerLoviatar: oh so it's like kicker, gotcha
fuzzychub: @KodeMage Naaaaaah vehicles and mounts see play in contsructed formats
DirectorStephanie:
negative or zero doesn’t change counter numbers…
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TheMerricat: So something that I wasn't able to grok from the conversations on the magic subreddit chat, does charge 'go away' or is it like a counter and sticks till something explicitly removes it?
fuzzychub: @matthaus_c Totally agree
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Ramona Thomson: this means pre release is this weekend right?
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Stormgod: it starts this friday
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KodeMage: no one told me anything @matthaus_c I just read the cards.
Stormgod519: @boyesie the green 3-mana bite spell
fuzzychub: Diplomatic Negotations
Mr_Horrible: @KodeMage they definitely need to be in a shell that either takes advantage of any etbs they have, in addition to their creature mode or other effects, or can get them there very fast.
LRRMTG_Judge: @TheMerricat They do not. Charge counters will stay on it unless some effect says otherwise. They don't naturally lose charge counters - Natedogg
Penndragon33: @boyesie It's Diplomatic Relations. They added "you control" to the statement about targets.
Purestorm_: Serge needs a shave
Kivipaperisakset: wark wark! I mean, warp warp!
Stormgod519: !card Diplomatic Relations
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niccus: phyrexian mana is unplayable in standard
Stormgod519: shoot
fuzzychub: Oh Diplomatic Relations, sorry
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Thanks chat! 
richard_ermen: Can we go to Warp 9?
xJETSDADx: Was looking forward to green murder
Purestorm_: Warp seems a lot more powerful than Station IMO
boyesie:
@LRRMTG_Judge Thank you
accountmadeforants: Warp seems quite strong, yeah
Stormgod519: THANK YOU!!!
Stormgod519: thank you Serge lol
gualdhar: Diplomatic Relations was supposed to be a bite, but as written an opponent's creature could bite itself
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@lrrmtg_judge glad to see y’all are on top of things as always 
Penndragon33: Warp looks like such a fun mechanic, and I'm already predicting plenty of ways to cheat using flicker effects.
fuzzychub: So did we clarify that station with a creature with negative power doesn't remove charge counters?
digiman619: No scamming abilities by animating a spacecraft, unlike vehicles
digiman619: @ramona Calm down, Goofy
Radmobile: Gonna be real hard for me not to quote Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey constantly during this PPR and also whenever playing with EOE cards
Stormgod: do it
Stormgod: I'm sure you aren't alone
Stormgod519: so many people thinking Warp gave haste lol
dilbert11: warp + stations is good synergy
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TehAmelie: chat, please send good vibes to my weefees, i want to watch this without too many interruptions
LRRMTG_Judge: @fuzzychub Yes, if its power is negative, you won't remove counters - Natedogg
fuzzychub: @dilbert11 Yes! Warp in your creatures and station with them!
Stormgod519: @fuzzychub idk if they did but it wouldn't matter
RandomTrivia: The card's *OWNER* being able to cast the spell from exile later is a big difference from Adventures
gualdhar: @fuzzychub correct, no counters removed
Jundinator: I like the incorrect text better
fuzzychub: Thank you judge!!
Penndragon33: @TehAmelie Sacrificing a lamb for your wifi
Stormgod519: Lander tokens seem so good
Orxolon: so why would you wanna warp if they don't have an ETB?
DirectorStephanie: @tehamelie I shall ask the bees to bless the weefees
sallomon33:
hello everyone 
TXC2: TehAmelie energy!
Mr_Horrible: now *this* one seems like it'd be hard to reuse elsewhere
Spades_Slicc: Sure would've been useful to show an intervening if clause void triggered ability there
admiral_sky_: omg that tap angle
Jethrain: Wow!
Carlioo: Wow!
kumatsu: @Orxolon there are other cards that benefit from warping
margieargie: Wow!
TXC2: hello sallomon33 welcome
Mr_Horrible: but still doable
TehAmelie:
Marvoleath: !card wayfarer's bauble
LRRbot: Wayfarer's Bauble [1] | Artifact | {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
NewtyNewts: Ramp tokens? Huh.
fuzzychub: @Orxolon Warleader's Call, other thinngs that care about creatures entering
jiantwitch: @Stormgod519 it could matter if you want to keep your station alive if you are about to cast a boardwipe
Kivipaperisakset: @Orxolon some cards care if a spell has been warped
Stormgod519: @TehAmelie best of luck
richard_ermen: Ramp Token is a weird flex
Justherefortherewards: horsemanship?
TXC2: Landfall bad
margieargie: Horsemanship- wait no
xJETSDADx: Banding
TXC2:
ban landfall
ExachixKitsune: of course you are serge
Nataniahu: no
digiman619: Warp doesn't give haste, hence Tannuk giving all your other creatures haste
Victoria3Enjoyer: If only there was a helpful video!
Stormgod: if I haven't gotten this kind of judge question enough already
Devin Kerr: As a Temur player, lander tokens feels like a "Finally" moment
Nataniahu: It's not dash that's for sure
lamina5432: soulshift
gualdhar: Landfall isn't kicker
Stormgod519: "as the premiere lands pilot of the format..." - Serge as Wheeler smacks him upside the head
ShaneLeeAtk: But... Horsemaneship
Orxolon: can a warped creature station?
TheMerricat:
Landfall makes me cry but I play a lifegain deck so I deal.
DirectorStephanie:
Landfall…when it crumbles…
ProcyonFlynn:
HedronCrab Vibrates somewhere 
themercenary1987: @TXC2 BLASPHEMY!
Stormgod519: @gualdhar but it is tho
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Mr_Horrible: Serge, as the premier lands pilot of EoE sealed...
bytecaster: Serge, in favor of landfall, what a surprise, judge seems to be biased!
Cyberegg: Final Fanataasy also has landfall?
sallomon33: @richard_ermen I did not think of teh token this way, to me it's a Wayfarer's bauble token lol
apocalyptic_squirrel: @Orxolon Absolutely!
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: This space themed set really needs more horses
LRRMTG_Judge: @Orxolon Some have a static ability or other trigger that may be useful for the turn. Or you could cheat in a high power warp creature to use for station.
Stormgod519: thanks judges!
Orxolon: @apocalyptic_squirrel aaaahhh,now i see the point of warp
LRRMTG_Judge: -Natedogg
fuzzychub: R E Laxxxxxxxxxxed....
KodeMage: Punishing the players for misplays comes later.
DirectorStephanie: thank you Serge and Nelson! Thank you chat judges!
bane1138: misplays? never
Stormgod519: thanks me!
matthaus_c: I like the two generations of Judge outfit represented
admiral_sky_: hello
LRRMTG_Judge: Creatures can station even if they have summoning sickness. so warped creatures can station
richard_ermen: @sallomon33 Yeah, I get that, but I feel it might be weirdly better or worse, depending on how it goes out.
TXC2: hello Graham and Nelson from the past
communist_cat_girl: meow
smurfomancer: Surprised that they covered Landfall but not Void?
Stormgod519: hi Nelly, hi G
kumatsu: @matthaus_c there's also like 2 intervening generations of shirt in between
apocalyptic_squirrel: @Orxolon It has a lot of uses actually - as the judge account said, there are lots of warp cards that are useful to have in play for a bit, and the void mechanic also interacts with it. There are plenty of other interactions too like granting it haste, flickering it, etc
TimeToFry: I hear there's cards in this set
James Frank: We have finally power crept Ramant Growth
SmithKurosaki: Yea can we please not goof about rulings :)
Stormgod: please
Devin Kerr: Now we just need Academy Manufactor for Landers. WOTC will make the mistake, we know they will
Stormgod: also while I'm in chat, idk what judges are in this one, but I can answer rules questions
Victoria3Enjoyer: Understood. Apologies!
digiman619: If I still followed Commander's Quarters, I'd ask how he felt about what's basically a Wayfarer's Bauble token.
fuzzychub: Ya, tapping a creature for station is paying a cost, so summoning sickness doesn't affect it
theymerLoviatar: My stream froze for several seconds after Graham said "Nelson" and it made for an amazing comedy beat.
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TheMerricat: @smurfomancer Void was covered, just before Landfall.
admiral_sky_: @smurfomancer they did cover void, there just wasn't much to say
WokenClick: Interesting that you can only cast a warp card from exile if it was warped. For some reason that's not sticking in my brain.
Stormgod519: G got a spacecraft promo?
Mindfire13: Love Graham's shirt here
namagem1: Is this a prerecord build?
wifi12345678910: @smurfomancer they did void before landfall
Stormgod519: oh never mind
SkaespearesBoys: I get Void is a reminder word, but to not mention feels like an oversight
LRRMTG_Judge: @Orxolon The Station ability is tapping the creature rather than it tapping itself, so yes summoning sick creatures can be used for Station - BlackRose
fuzzychub: @smurfomancer Probably because Void is a flavor word, not an actual mechanic. All the cards with void say when they trigger
Stormgod519: oh wow
Stormgod519: that seems good
KodeMage: good promo
richard_ermen: Ohhh, that's nice!
Maximals2000: WOAH
ExtraCredits: Well that's a sick promo
Desruprot: nice
fuzzychub: Pack 1 pick 1!
goateedave86: That art is so pretty
Maximals2000: one of the best promo you can get
RandomTrivia: This is a really cool card design
GreatWahooney: cool beans
Purestorm_: Really strong Warp creature
TXC2: noncreature is important on this
Gwyltt_by_association: big beater
sallomon33: not as godo in limited as in constructed, but should be good
Stormgod519: Sevinne's Rec...
gualdhar: is flying in space legal?
namagem1: Pack 0 pick 1
AlkemistDev: Is this prerecorded?
dilbert11: nice! double reanimate
TimeToFry: I love the Astelli, they're so cool
themercenary1987: Are they doing giveaways today, or is this a more chill Pre-Release
TheMerricat: NGL, I'm a new Magic player so this might just be being noobish, but I'm so excited about the Station keyword. It feels fun.
Stormgod519: @gualdhar what else would you be doing
kumatsu: Yes chat, this is prerecorded
matthaus_c: welcome back Karmic Guide
TXC2: AlkemistDev this part is, the PPR as whole is live
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @AlkemistDev Yes
wulfram77:
Can't flicker it for value 
Sarah_Serinde: @AlkemistDev This segment is, the gameplay will be live
bubba0077: hey, we just learned this!
Stormgod519: @AlkemistDev this video portion is recorded; the rest of the gameplay today will be live
fuzzychub: @TheMerricat No need to apologize! Like what you like! It does seem cook!
Mr_Bitterness: @matthaus_c Kinda. Can't get creatures
Justherefortherewards: its just kicker
niccus: selfventure
Radmobile: amazed its not called "We Have Wayfarer's Bauble at Home Token"
James Frank: They should have slipped the judge video in right when Graham said "before or after this" just to make him wrong in the only way possible
Michael Huerta: lol
Devin Kerr: haha
TimeToFry: @TheMerricat Don't feel disheartened! I've been playing for almost two decades and I'm also excited about the Station mechanic!
apocalyptic_squirrel:
@TheMerricat Good! Enjoy it and don't worry about what other people say about its power level 
Pharmacistjudge: @wulfram77 that's what 0 mana artifact are for
Gwyltt_by_association: welcome back, worse Sun Titan!
Marvoleath: evoke into adventure
goateedave86: @TheMerricat don't worry about being perceived as a "noob" enjoy the things you enjoy and welcome to the hobby
accountmadeforants: Darn, you've dashed my plot once again, Holmes!
Penndragon33: @accountmadeforants +2
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TheWormbo: slow dash,. though (again: no haste)
sallomon33:
@apocalyptic_squirrel to be frank, a mechanic can be awful but fun to play
apocalyptic_squirrel: (I think stations are cool and I'm really interested to find out how they play in limited)
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Stormgod519: NEO card!
TehAmelie: a bug that's a bug?
wulfram77: @Pharmacistjudge Finally, something to make mishra's bauble good
TXC2: remember: you can't attack with warped cards (unless they have haste)
sallomon33: virus beetle back
Gwyltt_by_association: he's just a veetle guy
BrowneePointz: That's a Got Dang Gundam
sallomon33: good
Stormgod519: lol
Debatra: Actual literal Surprise Reach...in RED
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KickAssKanuck: @Marvoleath nailed it.
apocalyptic_squirrel: @sallomon33 real lol
Penndragon33: @TXC2 Do you know if there's anything in this set that give your creatures haste?
Stormgod: the deckbuilding video just cuts halfway through and we go to the jduge vid lol
Victoria3Enjoyer: @James Frank Have Graham phrase it "After or Before" and then cut it in on the 'Or'.
jackofme 2003: i am glad they bring in angels
Stormgod519: oh this card is so good
Purestorm_: Insect tribal eating good this set
Mangledpixel: insectizen
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themercenary1987: V O I D
TehAmelie: insectizen, if oyu will
TXC2: Penndragon33 not of the top of my head no
Stormgod519: we love a bolt
Penndragon33: Plasma Bolt is very solid
BrowneePointz: Plasma Bolt is goooooood
Volus_dude: golgari bug tribal
KodeMage: *synergy*
EvilBadman: Insectitude guarantees citizenship?
Devilturtl3: Heds up- Diplomatic Relations got errata'd, might be relevant
Gen2Gengar: Ho hey, didn’t realize this was on now!
sallomon33: premium removal *pointy finger*
TXC2: cue theme tune
BrowneePointz: Danger! Danger Will Robinson!
Opheliaway: Void is just revolt+?
smurfomancer: Mono R Tannuk gives all your creatures haste *and warp*
sallomon33: lost in space very good removal too
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: I’m so looking forward to opening my own Prerelease box on Friday. it will be my first PR event!
Stormgod519: @Opheliaway only counts nonland stuff leaving
WokenClick: dual sun tech is such a pretty card
BrowneePointz: Void is Nonland Revolt, so it can't combo with fetches @Opheliaway
KodeMage: there's just one eldrazi, right? One eldrazi, one sliver?
wifi12345678910: @Opheliaway No, doesn't trigger off fetch lands
StillSteveman: LOST IN SPACE MY FAVORITE GARY OLDMAN FILM
Stormgod519: lol this card is so fun
TheWormbo: @Opheliaway Void is also opponent, but no lands
themercenary1987: All i hear is the DBZA joke about Goku and Gohan being in the Void...Void...void...
matthaus_c: surprise! *charges your car*
TXC2: StillSteveman that's nice, please don't all caps
sallomon33: @KodeMage yeah, and that oen sliver can't even be searched up with eldrazi overlord from the special guests lol
TimeToFry: I hope someone opens the Among Us card
Stormgod519: oh boy...
apocalyptic_squirrel: @Penndragon33 Quite a few actually! There are several haste-granters in the set
EvilBadman: Threan, with set mechanic
Stormgod519: that seems good
Werefox Sage: Yeah, the Astelli are awesome
KoDOmega: DANGER DANGER MY HOOKS ARE FLAILING WILDLY
Kon Radical: edging for eternity
TehAmelie: the writers of X-Men in the 80s are now crying blood that they never thought to give Binary a "dual sun technique" move
Carlioo: YO
CovetedPeacock: Spells… in SPACE
matthaus_c: another one for the megacycle of Titans without Titan Text
Grafikpapst : Note, you can also use it on your own Spacecrafts
Penndragon33: @apocalyptic_squirrel I can imagine a limited deck focusing on Warping in cards and giving them Haste
TimeToFry: Flying jellyfish
Purestorm_: Wow
sallomon33: it do be a flying.men
GredGredmansson: oh i just realized that says creatures PLURAL, if you want to run a vanilla 5/5 in commander
richard_ermen: Thats a very strong Jellyfish
admiral_sky_: oh yeah that's a good one
Penndragon33: oh I really want that card
Justherefortherewards: gosh the flavor in this set is just so good
BrowneePointz: love the Illvoi! They're a Species of Jellyfish that can Shape Gases into Solid Matter
Stormgod519: warp for hybrid?
TimeToFry: This card seems SO good
BrowneePointz: She is the MOMENT
themercenary1987: drrrrrooooooonnnnnnnneeeeeee
BrowneePointz: Like at that Robo Diva!
sallomon33: now that's a better rare than the whote one lol
richard_ermen: Hybrid Warp seems awesome
Stormgod519: this card does seem good
Kivipaperisakset: four mana 5/7 reach. Wow, Giant Spider really getting stomped
Gwyltt_by_association: seems good
accountmadeforants: You may not like it, but this is what the pinnacle of emissaries looks like
Penndragon33: I have not seen any art in this set that I didn't love
apocalyptic_squirrel: @Penndragon33 definitely - there's a pump spell that (among other things) specifically gives warped creatures trample and haste lol. Good combo with the 9/9 with warp 3
GreatWahooney: wow I'm so eepy. time to go get some tea, earl grey, hot
EvilBadman: seems gross for formats with low (free) artifacts
Victoria3Enjoyer: Flavour Fail, the WIndblade should have been a clue!
Nataniahu: this one's cool
Zinga: Is all of this prerecorded? I know the rules thingy was, but they made it seem like the rest is prerecorded too. Probably not?
TehAmelie: hmm and we also have instants that give double strike
TXC2:
EvilBadman so Brawl? 
accountmadeforants: An excellent name
BrowneePointz: @EvilBadman A bunch of the Canlander folks had their yes on it
BrowneePointz: eyes*
Penndragon33: Landers are going to be fun
sallomon33: wrong! It's a wayfarer's bauble token smh my head
EvilBadman: @TXC2 I'll brawl you lol
terramorrphous: warp doesn’t trigger EoT void triggers
dilbert11: instant speed lander is going to be wild
Kentosaurus: lander feels good for non green decks
Mangledpixel: a shuttlecraft
Purestorm_: Pod people? *screeching noise"
Stormgod519: @BrowneePointz I should watch their set review
themercenary1987: @GreatWahooney So you want dead leaves in hot water with a cow product?
Mr_Horrible: the irony is not lost on me that Warp makes Flurry even more disgustingly good
Stormgod519: oh hey
communist_cat_girl: is this part live or prercerd?
Marvoleath: Land'er? I hardly know 'er!
Stormgod519: the thoughtsieze with void
Penndragon33: There's a Blue card that has a Quench effect BUT gives you a Lander if the opponent pays the 2, which I think is really interesting.
TimeToFry: A 5 colour rare you say?
themercenary1987: Or whatever the line from Douglas Adams is
LRRMTG_Judge: @communist_cat_girl This part is prerecorded - Natedogg
LRRMTG_Judge: @communist_cat_girl This is a prerecorded segment, gameplay will be live - BlackRose
sallomon33:
@Mr_Horrible this set has a basically flurry archetype in UW so it's on purpose
Stormgod519: lol
TheWormbo: @Stormgod519 voidsieze?
Stormgod519: oh wow
accountmadeforants: Petition to rename Clue to Drawer
communist_cat_girl: thanks!
Purestorm_: Ahh my old friend Raging Ravine
Penndragon33: Oh that's gorgeous
Stormgod519: @TheWormbo Head Empty
digiman619: @zinga The deckbuild is
SmithKurosaki: I believe the deck building is also pre-recorded
Victoria3Enjoyer: This Sealed Deck/Deckbuild is Prerecord, but the games are live.
Sarah: This part is prerecorded yes
Stormgod: yeah
Zinga: @digiman619 Thanks!
Stormgod: gameplay will be live
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SmithKurosaki: np :)0
The Smirking Bear Studio: are you guys prepared for the alien invasion into MTG? lol
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BrowneePointz: One of the Best Creature Lands!
Atrosity: this set is gonna be brutal for sealed if you get lands in the rare slot
GredGredmansson: the whole cycle is in the bonus sheet
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Stormgod519: that's a bonus land...
MrGibberish: @lrrmtg_judge jinx?
terramorrphous: warp doesn’t trigger EoT void triggers
goateedave86: What's a Terriod?
smurfomancer: @terramorrphous They avoided that awkwardness by saying void cares about a permanent leaving *or a card being warped*
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VVVC_SMITE: a whole-asteroid
TehAmelie: let's hope it's just an asteroid
LRRMTG_Judge:
@terramorrphous because warp wouldn't turn in void by leaving the battlefield at end of turn. that's why the added the rule that void is automatically turns on void 
Spades_Slicc: Go I wish anyone with design sense had input on the text of the special lands
Penndragon33: I absolutely love the full art basics in this set
DoodlestheGreat: Those are not very plain plains.
RealGamerCow: oh that is a gorgeous full art land
Penndragon33: I was collecting the Capenna full-arts for my draft pack but I might need to get these instead
matthaus_c: can't wait to draft Colonnade and Tar Pit
Stormgod519: @LRRMTG_Judge that warp turns on void...?
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: the art of this set is just great. some@amazing space vistas
BrowneePointz: Ope I see an Infinite Guidelight Station
GredGredmansson: @terramorrphous it specifically does trigger at end of turn if you warped a card that turn
Opheliaway: I was hoping that some sort of flavour text would reference the Astrotorium
Stormgod519: oh boy
Stormgod519: we got the 5c spaceship
LazyAsian: no youtube stream for this one?
bytecaster: Greed, greed, greed
sallomon33: yeah, not that many legendaries in this set either
Desruprot: oh hai infinite station
DirectorStephanie: Infinite eh?
noSmokeFire: flavorful: there's not much green in space
themercenary1987: I kinda dislike the art cards don't have the set ID
Stormgod519: @LazyAsian there is a yt strem
LRRMTG_Judge: All right, after an elaborate velocity matching maneuver, Judge Kumatsu is online
Purestorm_: Seems like a Commander card for sure
BrowneePointz: For Chat, this is the Pinnacle "mass relay" that allows Entry/Exit into the Sothera System!
Grafikpapst : Oh I hope Graham tries 5 Color Good Stuff again
Kivipaperisakset: wheeler would obv go 5-color here
Grafikpapst : its always hillarious
Mr_Horrible: it can be the same 3 power 4 times, if you want
James Frank: Already happened with the Doctor Who decks
digiman619: Technically, none of the creatures are Aliens
Radmobile: Station!
Jonathan Hecht: i was hoping there would be more than just 1 eldrazi and 1 sliver cards. but i still love the set regardless ❤️
Volus_dude: no space bears?
TXC2: LRRMTG_Judge hello Kumatsu
Mr_Bitterness: @Grafikpapst Who do you think Graham is, Wheeler?
IaCthulhuFthagn: I'm still a little sad they didn't use the Standard Galactic Alphabet for the promo cards with unreadable names. Hoping for a secret lair to that effect, at least.
DirectorStephanie: @lrrmtg_judge welcome in Kumatsu!
Penndragon33: That's going to be the WUBRG card that one person at draft builds around and inexplicably goes 3/0 with
Justherefortherewards: Gosh Graham, didnt you watch the rules explainer video from the future?
dilbert11: it also makes the 2/2s to crew it
accountmadeforants:
@Grafikpapst Objectively the best way to play sealed 
Devilturtl3: @lrrmtg_judge the card Diplomatic Relations got errata'd, might be relevant to let people know to look out for that in their Pre-Releases
TheWormbo: Outlast crewing
Grafikpapst : @Mr_Bitterness I mean, Graham does it for the whimsy, Wheeler does it because he is Wheeler.
Mr_Horrible: @dilbert11 I note this one makes *tapped* 2/2 robots
LRRMTG_Judge: @Devilturtl3 Judges and Moonbase are both aware - Kumatsu
Purestorm_: Oh
Freddocchio: @somejudge: what happens if I block a station with counters on? it keeps them when returning on battlefield?
noSmokeFire: Station also doesn't care about summoning sickness, IIRC, so if you aren't planning to block with a creature the turn cycle it comes down...
Purestorm_: The robot enters tapped, that's a bummer
Mr_Horrible: just so it's not completely free to station
grimkingxx: cool commander
Freddocchio: blink
namagem1: This set isn't very multicolored, this is definitely a commander/standard plant
LRRMTG_Judge: @Freddocchio Charge counters are independent of from combat, mechanically
mrmoist17: EDGE OF ETERNITIES!!!
Mr_Horrible: oh hey, Ku's in the Judge Collective Hivemind
TehAmelie: five color good stuff could be. . .good
control_rig: Disappointing, but fair
Penndragon33: Vondam looks CRACKED
Stormgod519: signpost uncommon!
ShadeRicter: only as a sorcery is brutal
jackofme 2003: i wondering if this set is going to be fun to draft
Stormgod: I think so
AllTheoryNoPractice: I FORGOT THIS WAS TODAY AND I'M SO GLAD TO HAVE MONDAYS OFF!
Stormgod: I'm pumped fo rit
Zinga: @jackofme 2003 Likewise, it should be fun.
Radmobile: It does seem very weird that Thrumming Hivepool is in the set with no slivers
James Frank: It makes its own
jackofme 2003: it looks like trying to build a station deck would be fun
BrowneePointz: Syr Vondam! Him with a void induced hole in his head!
public_key_reveal_party:
No 5 color good stuff? 
Stormgod519: another signpost uncommon
BrowneePointz: Haliya! Vondam's Squire!
TimeToFry: Syr Vondam and Haliya deserve to go in the same deck!
LRRMTG_Judge:
the players are aware of the errata.
Mr_Bitterness: Vondam is gonna kill the whole board
BrowneePointz: Genemorph is siiiiiick
Freddocchio: @lrrmtg_judge sorry I meant blink not block
sallomon33: I don't even think the infinite station is that fun of a 5 colour biuldaround, it doesn't do taht much even after you station it besides being a big flier >_>
dilbert11: haliya looks cracked for drafts
Stormgod519: thanks PharmacistJudge!
BrowneePointz: Samus A-Bug
noSmokeFire: Mario: Ima-go
Mr_Horrible: I like that each of the legends get a "later in their arc" version in the set
Mangledpixel: Genemorph Imago Montoya
OldUncleDan: Station seems amazing in token strategies. Definitely something to look at in my Trostani Discordant and Jetmir decks.
Stormgod519: lol
TheWormbo: "imago" = adult form of insects
Purestorm_: Oh boy classic Simic landfall BS
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hvsoccer909: Yes! So happy for space set and Kavu.
Stormgod519: we got the sliverpool
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wifi12345678910: @LRRMTG_Judge are they aware of the Etrata?
Penndragon33: lol the Sliver card
namagem1: There's the silver card
Dr_fragenstien: it can be your opponent's creature, so it's possible to shrink them in the first 5 turns
Mr_Horrible: there's weird stuff out in the stars
RealGamerCow: oh god, are slivers back?
themercenary1987: HAs Day Zero paper errata ever been done before?
matthaus_c: Samus Elytran? is this anything?
namagem1: There's just one
LRRMTG_Judge: @wifi12345678910 They are - BlackRose
Stormgod519: yeah...
jamwno: It's the only sliver card
sallomon33: the one sliver card! *pointy finger *(one of two if you count spg)
Stormgod519: just the one
accountmadeforants: Or maybe a seed for next set?
GredGredmansson: there's Sliver Hivelord as a Special Guest but that's it
Marvoleath: Slivers are not real, they're only in movies!
vinewood_og: LV426 confirmed
alkaidx139: That's a chase card
public_key_reveal_party: Affinity for sir not appearing in this set
noSmokeFire: the thing about slivers is that you don't notice them until it's too late
TXC2: Silvers are back, in artifact form
BrowneePointz: Yea! In the Edge Slivers are treated as "Xenomorph Movie Monsters" in that they exist in movies/stories but folks don't think they're real
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TehAmelie: i think most of us learned about the word imago from Starcraft
ProcyonFlynn: Sure hope Slivers aren't going to "do things" to space.
Stormgod519: lol
James Frank: Also a plant for the Lorwyn set
Devin Kerr: @Radmobile Eldrazi too. Maybe since this was the 'outside the multiverse' set, maybe they wanted to keep that door open in the future
James Frank: Autoinclude
Christopher Peterson: Slivers coming back in Lorwyn?
Stormgod519: might be the top end
Purestorm_: Seems far too slow for limited
Kivipaperisakset: any changelings?
niccus: Slivers is pretty good but i thought Sliver was better
Opheliaway: i like making 2 idiots every turn
GredGredmansson: @Kivipaperisakset nope
TheMerricat: Slivers are the MTG zerg equivalent, right chat?
Dr_fragenstien:
Mr_Horrible: the art on this is very cheeky
Stormgod519: find that food off your Urza's Saga
matthaus_c: Nutrient Block is a great gag
Mr_Horrible: enjoy that a lot
sallomon33: @Purestorm_ eh, depends on a format, we'll have to see but iwth station and lander this one seems more grndy to me
BrowneePointz: Gonna be real funny with Ensoul Artifact effects
Purestorm_: Nutrient Block is surprisingly good
Sarah_Serinde: I do enjoy this flavour
LRRMTG_Judge: @Freddocchio If you blink a permanent, it will be a new instance of that permanent when it returns and will not retain any counters, equipment, enchantments, etc. - BlackRose
Stormgod519: lol
Marvoleath: dwarf bread!
TehAmelie: love some imperishable supplies
Mr_Horrible:
mmm, dense 
TXC2: MREs can't go bad, they start that way
namagem1: It's probably not very flavorful
TheWormbo: @Sarah_Serinde not sure if you would
Orxolon: too many nutrients XD
BrowneePointz: @Sarah_Serinde or lack thereof
Justherefortherewards: Flavor win... but no actual flavor.
PsychoI3oy: if you're in a vaccuum you should put on a helmet
tryllebanjo:
@Marvoleath
loufghyslaufey:
Yeah, Kay. Bring the slivers back, REBOOT the game. Or at least make an attempt to 
matthaus_c: greatly enjoy how Food has become so frequent
Sarah_Serinde: You know what chat, good point
Gwyltt_by_association: flavourless win
dilbert11: @Sarah_Serinde I doubt anyone would actually enjoy it's flavor
Kivipaperisakset: So there are just a bunch of lonely sliver srufers in space
GredGredmansson: i would unironically slot that into Vastra/Jenny
Malky: slivers will absolutely be back in lorwyn (as changelings)
ZTxGhost: it looks cracked in sealed which is a slower format
James Frank: Dwarf bread!
Hal Lorette: This set's mechanics are dope. The art is not my favorite, but perfect is the enemy of the good. lol.
Zinga: Nutrient block and instant ramen are just hilarious.
Dr_fragenstien: i'm not sure in what situation you have a deadly laser at the dinner table but the artist certainly captured the idea of "space fruitcake"
Volus_dude: nutrient block + simic food
Gerrimeister: Tezzeret pecs are only slightly distracting
Desruprot: there could be more slivers on the edge, its just that we were at a specific solar system
matthaus_c:
@Dr_fragenstien the way I take it is that the crew is having a giggle 
Purestorm_: Ah the old BREAD principle
Penndragon33: I think the thing I really have trouble with in limited is identifying bombs
Penndragon33: Does anyone have any good resources for that sort of thing? Learning how best to evaluate cards?
Stormgod519: love some good deckbuilding advicer
GwGChronoBolt: NOOOO I MISSED THE PACK OPENING. Dangit
BSengen: IT'S BREAD TIME BABY!
Nataniahu: bugs as futuristic food would be pretty awkward in this set
Nick R: #lrrgooner
Dr_fragenstien: @matthaus_c "Hey, can you get me a slice of that nutrient block?" "Well, I can certainly TRY"
Bruceski: Just got here, I'm glad they're doing another detailed deckbuilding. I liked the last one.
Stormgod519: Drix
jiantwitch: @Dr_fragenstien maybe the spaceship got boarded and a firefight is taking place in the mess hall.
sallomon33: @Penndragon33 a bomb is basically a card that immediately or almost immediately massively reshapes the board and generates a lot of value.
Purestorm_: Ooh Yu-Ifit. He has a really cool alt-art version
Stormgod519: one off of Dix
TehAmelie: fruitcake is probably vacuum proof to start with
BrowneePointz: Drix gifted folks the ability to interstellar travel and they hunt down Eldrazi!
namagem1: Not related to vizzerdrix
munocard: I'm hoping that the Drix are related to Vizzerdrix and Kesserdrix
matthaus_c: you can also Warp something, Warp this and exile the first thing you Warped
Cho_Cathal_ic: Erm assassin's been around since the 90's
fuzzychub: I like that drix are this set's elves
Penndragon33: @sallomon33 Right, but I think my problem is that I'm having trouble understanding what constitutes that. I understand the concept of a "bomb" but it's hard for me to look at a card and just go "oh that's a bomb".
Greys N. Owman: Pretty sure we’ve had assassins before in the game
Stormgod: lol...
Sarah: He was probably talking about Drix
itsr67: oh yeah you could exile something that has been warped, huh
BrowneePointz: Actually, the Edge's Elves are the Vaar, who in a panic uploaded their entire species into a Virtual World when the Eldrazi invaded Eons ago! @fuzzychub
itsr67: that's neat
Stormgod519: holy moly that's big
st0rmst0mp: Warp the 9/9 then flicker with this one. You got a 9/9 for 5
namagem1: Vizzerdrix/kezzerdrix are wizard experiments gone wrong, these are a whole new race
ExtraCredits: Also worth noting that the drix assassin removes tokens permanently if they're relevant
VVVC_SMITE: Penndragon, the big thing about a bomb is that it will either win the game if not answered or is so hard to answer that it will lead you to winning the game
sallomon33: @Penndragon33 for comparison's sake, the white drix taht exiles sth when it enters is almost a bomb, entering with a nice body and removing tsh permanently is bomb worthy
Ocre__: putting ward and warp in the same set is hard to parse quickly haha
Dr_fragenstien: @Penndragon33 I usually look at is like "Will this card win me the game or dramatically increase my odds of winning the game if it resolves"
TinyAwoo: @Penndragon33 a good way to look at it is "does this change the game immediately when played?" for example, will this need to be immediately removed, will it create an immediate advantage for you, etc.
Stormgod519: oh
Stormgod519: interesting
Purestorm_: That's....surprisingly solid
Stormgod519: lol
accountmadeforants: My easiest filter (as a first pass) is "am I happy when I draw this turn 2" and "am I happy when I draw this turn 8". If both are yes, I'm probably playing it. If not, evaluate it on other merits.
Stormgod: yeah
Stormgod: I think that was the joke tho
Sarah: Hard to tell XD
Stormgod: yeah fair
Stormgod: no tone of voice at all because text
Hal Lorette: That die that Graham got is Dope. I think that Angel He is now my favorite card in the set.
Sarah: sometimes I no-sell jokes by erring on the side of helpful :P
jackofme 2003: what are the chase cards in this set
Hal Lorette: Ouch.
StillSteveman: gravkill so based
TimeToFry: Common black removal with great art!
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Desruprot: gravkill has so much flavor text
Purestorm_: That spacecraft has hands
grimkingxx: They really do always nail the art on these cards
sallomon33: that's a good uncommon
Dr_fragenstien:
not above average in 2025 but still very good
Stormgod519: in sealed it is
Stormgod519: oh dang
TehAmelie: ooh, i recognize the word monoist
BrowneePointz: Circuit-Feeder feels like an Alara era card
Mr_Horrible: succ so good you get +X/+0
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sallomon33: Graham's black seems very good so far
Hal Lorette: lol
Greys N. Owman: Tough to say as the set has just been revealed
Purestorm_: OOOh
Stormgod519: black red artifacts?
Purestorm_: Free sac outlet
TinyAwoo: lore friends - is the EoE story good enough to give a shot for someone who usually struggles reading sci-fi?
TXC2:
monoist, and not as my dyslxia insits: Moist
Stormgod519: oh god this thing
Stormgod519: this card is so busted
Mr_Horrible: free sac outlet let's gooo
TehAmelie: this feels like a set that's vastly improved if you read the supplemental fiction
TXC2: *insists
BrowneePointz: @Dandyfloss You being here for the Space Opera/Sci-Fi set feels on brand
namagem1: It's a free sac outlet
Mr_Horrible: it even surveils
Opheliaway: Does it go in aristocrats?
Stormgod519: lol I forgot abotu this thing
coriolis_storm: How far we've come in Black!
Orxolon: wow G what a pool i'm loving that black
sallomon33: @Stormgod519 black red aristoscraps, in fact
apocalyptic_squirrel: @TinyAwoo what do you typically struggle with? I thought the story was fantastic but it certainly is within that genre
Dandyfloss:
@BrowneePointz yarr 
Dr_fragenstien: and it's a good effect too, being able to surveil a bunch is super awesome
Stormgod519: @sallomon33 true
namagem1: Graham is def in black
Stormgod519: big car!
Stormgod519: or ship...
BrowneePointz:
@Dandyfloss 
avast
Purestorm_: One of the few spacecraft I actually like
Debatra: The fount the Circus!
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apocalyptic_squirrel: @TehAmelie agreed
VVVC_SMITE: The story was pretty good and it's on the podcast so you can listen to it
Obos_TAB: Saw ship? Doe sit run on Rydhonium? THE RYHDO BOY
TinyAwoo: @apocalyptic_squirrel a lot of sci-fi is so dense with description to work that I get bored/lose focus. I prefer more natural world-building as opposed to information dumps.
Eduardo Heredia Torres: Hi, first time i catch the prepre live!!!
James Frank: The chase card is Ancient Tomb
Sarah: Welcome!
jackofme 2003: me too
Eduardo Heredia Torres: Thank you!
jackofme 2003: i usually forget that it has started into the first matchup
Stormgod519: seems nice
Penndragon33: That card is cracked
Stormgod519: yeah you can stills tation
TheMerricat: If your hand is empty, can you still 'discard'?
Penndragon33: Yes
Mr_Horrible: I'm the associated fiction addresses it, but I'm wondering if the Yavimaya Kavu are inspired by these Kavu, or if these are somehow related
Penndragon33: It's not a cost
lamina5432: charge counter shennaigans
Mr_Horrible: since the Kavu on Dominaria were explicitly created by Gaea
Dandyfloss: i like that you can tap 0 power creatures to station, so i can fill my spaceship with infinite goats
EvilBadman: Station interfacing with Survivor from Duskmourn is interesting
apocalyptic_squirrel: @TinyAwoo I would say that the story has a lot of stuff in it, but it isn't especially exposition-heavy. The concepts are introduced through narrative and character viewpoints, rather than big blocks of Worldbuilding(TM).
Gwyltt_by_association: grixis mayhaps?
lamina5432: I remember some of the og kitchen table charge counter decks I made
TinyAwoo: @apocalyptic_squirrel great! thank you!
BrowneePointz: @Mr_Horrible Unrelated but Tezzeret goes "I'm not surprised there's Kavu out here. Sturdy form, makes sense evolution happened like this"
Hal Lorette: It's funny. this set is like 50/50 for banger art and art that doesn't speak to me at. What's that about?
Austin Tanner: A Monday PPR? How unusual and delightful!
Hal Lorette: lol
SmithKurosaki: Different art for different people :)
Stormgod: Scheduling issues came up which is why this is on a monday
Sarah: Yup, a lot of the crew was busy on Friday and Saturday
Stormgod: I won't say no tho, I happen to have the day off today
Austin Tanner: Not complaining. Just pleasantly surprised.
matthaus_c: @Mr_Horrible Gaea looking out into Sothera and going +2 on the Kavu
Opheliaway: Removal is good to have for sealed/limited
Kivipaperisakset: is twitch glitching for others?
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Obos_TAB: Did they say who made the flybys for the intro video?
Gerrimeister: sick art on the banishing light
TehAmelie: @TheMerricat seems like a good question for the judges
Revelations520: I gotta go back to work but excited to catch the VOD later! GLHF on the games everyone!
matthaus_c: what an epithet
Justherefortherewards: @lamina5432 I have one that's about proliferating and creating infinite extra turns.. pretty sure my brewing friend and I completely misread some cards to get there.
Stormgod519: but what ifit?
Purestorm_: This guy's alt art version goes very hard
ghostdragonzero: do they also go live on youtube or only on twitch and then post the vod later?
ScrapyardGhostTrain: "not!bonesinger"
Mr_Horrible: @BrowneePointz honestly just a nod like that is probably the best - shows they understand the question but also refuse to answer it, good fiction writing
Kentosaurus: bone thugs-n-harmony?
TXC2: so this guy makes Xylophones?
Stormgod519: lol
Marvoleath: @TheMerricat Well, it depends. You can follow the instruction to "discard X cards" but you will not have discarded any cards this way, nor you can discard to pay any costs, including ward
Stormgod519: that's where you went, Nelson?
LRRMTG_Judge:
If your hand is empty, you can't discards as part of a cost.
Spades_Slicc: Oooh new way to phage
TheWormbo:
Eater of Days? (not flying or trampling, I guess)
itsr67: you could flicker any of the Skeletons and then they have their abilities back
itsr67: kinda neat
Mr_Horrible: varolz never left us
BrowneePointz: @Mr_Horrible I HIGHLY recommend reading the story for this set. It was VERY good(and self contained)
LibraryWitchKei: Repeatable
Mindfire13: Death's Shadow
Daniel Caldwell: jews
Daniel Caldwell: ruined
Daniel Caldwell: this game
Hal Lorette: SmithKurosaki: Taste, lol? Subjective?
Christopher Peterson: I thought there was a disturbance in the force when I saw this video in my feed today. Totally didn't put together that its Monday...
Hal Lorette: Lol!
Greys N. Owman: I like a Monday PPR tbh, but I’m in a time zone where it’s not happening during work
James Frank: Oh, this is a good one
IaCthulhuFthagn: @Stormgod519 What, you prefer Rotting Regisaur?
itsr67: oh yeah there they point it out
Dr_fragenstien:
for no extra mana too 
Opheliaway: who needs a necromancer, just get an osteoharmonist
Volus_dude: a wizard who has whole skeleton instead of a humerus
LordShadner: he just animates their bones
LRRMTG_Judge:
and ward is asking "pay this cost or this is countered" so if you can't pay the cost, it's getting countered.
namagem1:
Yay we finally broke Dreadnaught
coriolis_storm: @Kentosaurus That would DEFINITELY be the nicknaif they still did nickname episodes
sallomon33: @apocalyptic_squirrel I have to say, the first chapter was a major turnoff for me in how it presented the worldbuilding, I almost didn't read the rest of the story because of it
matthaus_c: @BrowneePointz +1 to this, it's been a while since it's felt like Magic Story had the appropriate time to be written
BrowneePointz: also read the Side Stories
Mangledpixel: all will be skeleton
BrowneePointz: they are very good and one of them is INCREDIBLE Sci-Fi horror
apocalyptic_squirrel: @sallomon33 not unreasonable, it starts weird. I found the payoff for the framing device really satisfying but that doesn't come in until later
sallomon33: black divinations are usually not that good
namagem1: Sign in blood wrong
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Marvoleath: @LRRMTG_Judge just to clarify, that also applies for the "discard a card at random" cost on Alpharael, right?
Opheliaway: was that instant or sorcery?
TheWormbo: It… Sign in Bloods wrong?
Volus_dude: didi the skeleton tried to eat the space mre stuff?
DryBonesDM: just got done watching the EoE shuffle up and play and now the ppr is live...gonna be a good day guys.
Hal Lorette: Garfield famously loves Mondays
Greys N. Owman: Hahaha
Riccardo Agualusa: Jews
Riccardo Agualusa: are
Riccardo Agualusa: disgusting
Riccardo Agualusa: rats
Purestorm_: Another solid spacecraft with low station cost
Mr_Horrible: @matthaus_c I'll put it on the ToDo list. Haven't kept up with Magic story in a hot minute, but this one feels like the kind of "isolated with 1 or 2 small connections to the greater continuity" that I really used to enjoy, like the OG Kamigawa trilogy
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Kentosaurus: @coriolis_storm definitely
Mr_Horrible: although I also read those back in high school, so
niccus: sign in someone else's blood
smurfomancer: Seriously, how do you pronounce that name? ZOO-if-it? SHOO-if-EET?
RealGamerCow: Of course Graham likes the pilot, it's a bear
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mackstashmarshall: This set is looking fun, cant wait for my local prerelease
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LRRMTG_Judge:
@Marvoleath yes it does.
Marvoleath: thanks!
Mr_Horrible: rebuy a land, even
Mr_Horrible: make homie cost only 2
sallomon33: @Mr_Horrible true! I really like this more isolated and self contained vibe this story has despite the presence of Tezzeret
matthaus_c: I want to live my life in a way that leads to someone calling me the Bones Musician
Penndragon33: See like, Exosuit Savior is what I'm talking about as far as cheating with Warp cards. Play something for its Warp cost, pick it up with Savior, put it back down. Congratulations, you've committed tax fraud.
Seth_Erickson:
I didn't realize the ppr was on a Monday today 
Opheliaway: Play the fun card to play the fun card!
4AMDonuts: you need some thrumming for your osteoharmony
BrowneePointz: for chat, the WB archetype for this set IS Go Wide
Hal Lorette: What was that about?
GlobbaSlobba: zionists*
Thais Bakker: wotc promotes
Thais Bakker: genocide
Austin Tanner: Monday PPRs as Garfield intended
Ar4mang: its not a wurm a wall or a sweeper
Stormgod: lol @Austin Tanner
Søren Heidegger: amurika
Austin Tanner: To piggyback on your joke 😋
Søren Heidegger: is
Søren Heidegger: ran
Søren Heidegger: by
Søren Heidegger: pedos
SmithKurosaki: Keep the politics out of chat please
Hal Lorette: Austin Tanner:
Barb4rian: ❤ Mods
Stormgod: thanks Mods
Mangledpixel: *thrumming intensifies*
IaCthulhuFthagn: @matthaus_c Composing the music for the TV series Bones?
Carlioo: I just looked back, slivers huh
4AMDonuts: at least that's what my choir teach says
TXC2: 4AMDonuts stridulating even
TehAmelie: hmm i know you can accumulate station score but i missed if the effect/s become permanent?
Shadowsoflife: @BrowneePointz Love some go wide decks
Mr_Horrible: @sallomon33 I think it helps that Tezz, I'd assume, is being cagey about where he's from, so people wouldn't go looking for power there
BrowneePointz: @Carlioo Yea! Most folks in the edge treat them as Movie Monsters that don't exist like Xenomorphs...but in the dark reaches....
matthaus_c: @IaCthulhuFthagn technically correct... the /best/ kind of correct
Everspace: Oh I love this "sealed advice" segment
Carlioo: @BrowneePointz oh that's neat!
BrowneePointz: @Mr_Horrible it's a High tech low magic set, so most of the characters are like "What the hell ARE you?"
Stormgod519: Nelly dispensing the wisdom we all don't deserve but we all need
LRRMTG_Judge: @TehAmelie Stations have the abilities/are creatures as long as they have the sufficient number of counters - Kumatsu
Dandyfloss:
just run 20 lands 
BrowneePointz: one of them jokingly calls him A Wizard
Double May Care: sliversssssssss
MDKcde: Youtube's live chat was a mistake.
Hal Lorette: ALL PRAISE GARFIELD, LOVER OF MONDAYS!
Zinga: @SmithKurosaki I was like wait, are people playing commander here, and then I realized oh, the normal use of that word.
Austin Tanner: It’s hardly politics and straight up antisemitism but yes, Grok got loose in chat.
DryBonesDM: something tells me the mods are getting a workout today,wth?
MDKcde: Monday PPR is wild tho
jagehtso: assemble the legion at home
SmithKurosaki: @MDKcde I've dealt with worse, but like... YT's modding tools aren't as good
Stormgod: they sure aren't
TehAmelie: thanks
Opheliaway: cutting cards is always the hardest to me
LRRMTG_Judge: @TehAmelie The "upgrades" apply for as long as your spacecraft/planet has enough station counters for them. If it loses counters and falls below a threshold then it will cease having the associated ability - BlackRose
sallomon33: luxknight breacher is bad lol, too unreliable
apocalyptic_squirrel: @TehAmelie The effects are "online" as long as the station has at least the associated number of counters on it, so yeah it's usually permanent unless counters are explicitly removed via some effect like Render Inert.
accountmadeforants:
@BrowneePointz Slivers being teased as a one-off in this set seems like a pretty surefire way we'll end up with "oops, too many slivers" when we return
Mr_Horrible: also I'll be honest, big kudos to the art and concept teams for creating a whole scifi setting with no personal firearms, essentially
luke1x: How many slivers is too many?
namagem1: This is really helpful sealed tips in the guise of a deckbuild
TXC2:
luke1x -4
matthaus_c: we love a guy that's two guys
Mr_Horrible: that's hard to make feel not forced, but the looks pull it off
TehAmelie: of course i should have remembered the part where station uses counters
MDKcde: Good luck mods
SmithKurosaki: @Austin Tanner Yes, but blanket statement to cover everything
DryBonesDM: if only YouTube had humans to talk to about that
Hal Lorette: Sending love and peace, Mods!
Stormgod: I'm real glad the person I mod for doesn't do both yt and twitch anymore, that was a nightmare lol; anyways
thadrin: i'm really happy the ppr doesnt fall on friday when i'm out playing commander this time. just a shame I'm very meh on the set's thrme in MtG, and so I have barely looked at previews.
TheMerricat: @LRRMTG_Judge I'm assuming no, but if a card with station 'stops' being a creature due to losing charge, does that count as leaving the battlefield for cards that trigger on that?
EvilBadman: @luke1x when playing commander against Jordan, apparently 1 (in the command zone)
StillSteveman: @accountmadeforants great catch. My thought was if we had an actual block, it would sort of be like Scars of Mirrodin -> Besieged -> Phyrexia. But 100% when we return itll happen
BrowneePointz: For chat, there's also a Singular Eldrazi in this set, BUT the worldbuilding mentions a "Fomori vs Eldrazi war" that happened eons ago, which led the "elf" species going into hiding, and the Fomori gifting the Drix knowledge on how to interstellar travel AND fight them before disappearing!
LRRMTG_Judge: @TheMerricat Nope, the permanent is still on the battlefield, it's just stopped being a creature - BlackRose
Marvoleath: @TheMerricat the object does not leave the battlefield, it's characteristics just change
BrowneePointz: and the Drix go out of their way to destroy "potentiate Eldrazi beings"
LRRMTG_Judge: @TheMerricat Nope, it's not leaving the battlefield if it loses charge counters and stops being a creature - Natedogg
namagem1: I'll be sad if Graham doesn't play the hivepool
Dr_fragenstien: it is also on attack, but it's only a 2/2. personally I'd cut the pilot and the ship
Opheliaway: it'll be interesting to see if playing spacecrafts and racing to station them is the play or just go aggro and hit them before it happens
TheMerricat: Thanks!
Lord_Hosk: @luke1x 1 ouchy... get some tweezers maybe soke the effected area in warm water to bring it out first
sallomon33: @TheMerricat nope, just like phasing, the permanent does not leave the battlefield
Mr_Bitterness: I'd also check out Black/Red with this pool.
DryBonesDM: @thadrin I was too until I watched the new shuffle up and play,I think I'm in now
SmithKurosaki: @DryBonesDM That'd be great, but I'd take better mod tools here. But, lets get back to magic :)
Nataniahu: the story for the set was outstanding (loved the audiobook)
jaarlask: it had to happen at least once!
Theodore Smith: "bone musician" i get that its bone harmonics but i also like reading it as one what does harm with bones
Austin Tanner: I haven’t looked at previews either but I am a little upset with the quick turnaround between FF and this.
sallomon33: yeah, imo Red seemed spicy too
TheWormbo: Nelson would just build the complementary pool as well.
sallomon33: but I don't blame Graham fro wanting to go with the signpost
Stormgod519: awwwwww
matthaus_c: where can I get a Nelson
DMGlol: how do I get my own nelson
Stormgod519: Nelly come on down!
DeM0nFiRe:
wifi12345678910: How much to rent a Nelson?
Dandyfloss: yo nelson what's your number
TehAmelie: but collusion!
sallomon33: I want a Nelly :<
gualdhar: we need DNA to clone a Nelson for all of us
foopoiuyt: Just need some plane tickets and a giant bag.
Opheliaway: What's the going rate for 1 Nelson?
johnnypounder: dibs on Nelson
DryBonesDM: I haven't checked out the story yet,either after this or tomorrow maybe
Austin Tanner: But then again I wasn’t able to purchase any FF products. So there’s that.
MDKcde: I love the Lander mechanic, it's like a Wayfarer's bauble token attatched to cards you might want to play with anyway
Barb4rian: @Austin Tanner My general dislike of how Magic is run right there. Sets don't have breathing room =(
Zinga: @Austin Tanner they aren't really savoring the flavor much with reveals trailing a release so closely.
Hal Lorette: Graham is such a strong magic player!
jackofme 2003: the lander mechanic is going to be good with landfall
Hal Lorette: I Love Graham!
Stormgod: where's the Summon Nelly button?
Stormgod519: ADAM!
matthaus_c: OH NO
Stormgod519: welcome back
TimeToFry: ADAM
feelingfroggo: WELL WELL WELL
Omthebox: Hiiiiiiiiiii
sallomon33: ADAAAM!!
Stormgod519: hi Lua!!!
Penndragon33:
Opheliaway: ADAM!!!!
LidofLoathing: look who's here!
accountmadeforants:
smurfomancer: If you can pull yourself a Nelson, you're doing good
LaeliaTBR: ADAM!
lamina5432: adam
VVVC_SMITE: so excited to see Adam
MrSarkhan: Adam!
That1GuyBen: adam jumpscare
matthaus_c: he's SEEN us
Gwyltt_by_association: ADAM!
Mr_Bitterness: We're heeeeeere!
yakbop: ADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM
delectablebiscuit: WELL WELL WELL
RandomTrivia: Let's GOOO
BrowneePointz: The GOAT is BAAAAACK!
Pharmacistjudge: He's HER!
Avak4do: ADAM
thegiftedgrifter: They let him back in?!
vinopinguino: Man I do wish I had Nelly help me
RandomTrivia:
Dromos_GHG: ADAM
Penndragon33: Oh her hair is very pretty
Mr_Horrible:
he's heeeeere
TXC2: hello Adam and Guest and Graham
theymerLoviatar: HI ADAM
bane1138: LUA
synthalanar: ADAM!!!!!
feelingfroggo: Lua!
vinopinguino: ADAMMMM
WiJohn: It's that guy! Who's getting banned?!
Pharmacistjudge: He's HERE!
TXC2: Helo Lua
Marvoleath: Adam edging the chat today D:
rabbitgta: Hello
PsychoI3oy: <pretend it's caps> weeeerreee heeeerrreeeeee </caps>
Obos_TAB: Adam Savidan? At WORK BRO?
Lord_Hosk: How did Graham get to the other side of the table so fast?
yakbop: THE GOAT!
Simonark: But other than his being in a different time zone and my having never met him, I feel like Nelson could be attainable?
Stormgod519: lol
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
sallomon33:
I got so happy when I saw Adam's name in the opening!
TXC2: Hello Paul on tech
pleonasticTautology: hi adam, hi graham, hi lua!
Kivipaperisakset: Adam, bane of headphone watchers
TheWormbo:
synthalanar: Love that guy
Mr_Horrible:
RayFK: Thanks Paul #wotcstaff
Dandyfloss:
RandomTrivia:
Everspace: When are we getting the full cardboard cutout of nelson for our sealed league with some prerecorded sayings like "I don't love that" and "Oh this looks fine"
MrSarkhan:
pleonasticTautology: hahaha
lochnessseammonster:
eh_yo_flake: Adam points at people and they answer
delectablebiscuit: helloooo
marxmarksman: Excellent on theme guests for the Space set.
TimeToFry: I LOVE Adam's energy
vinopinguino: Our goat is back!
Debatra: Is Sol here too?
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Mr_Horrible: James: present
owangel1: We're here!!!!!
RayFK: James did so much, how dare you ignore him
matthaus_c: Ornamental James
TXC2: Hello James in the corner
dewrules235: ADAM! yay
drachenfells: Hello james!
Gwyltt_by_association: Is there a lag or is it just me?
lochnessseammonster: i can't see or hear james so i don't believe he's there
Dr_fragenstien:
i thought these were decks limited
Jethrain: Creatures and/or spells, no lands though
TXC2: Gwyltt_by_association seems fine here
Marvoleath: @Gwyltt_by_association the latter
LoadingReadyRun: !cardview on
LRRbot: Card viewer enabled
LoneRole: I'm glad I didn't miss it,
nyc_mtg: thats james in the cornerrrrr
Omthebox: That's James in the corner, that's James in dark, spot. Watching friends play magic.
AdamYMHMI: That's James in the corner. That's James in the spot. light. Not being introduced by Adam.
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RandomTrivia: Lua is in Graham's head already!
TehAmelie: well, Jacob has auctioned out the use of his professional time, and what did that go for? many thousands per hour at least
themercenary1987: Adam "Pheldagrif Control" Savadan is HEEEEERRRREEE!
Mr_Horrible:
quick 2-0, knock off in time for lunch
Austin Tanner: On some level it probably helps with sales with FF basically sold out.
thadrin: i know lrrr did a story summary thing so i'll watch that.
Barb4rian: A Wild Adam Appears!
SEEDZANDTWIGZ: Adam!
Stormgod: Adam back on the magicing
thadrin: LUA
Austin Tanner: New set, new hype, etc
DryBonesDM: sadly I'm not gonna get in on pre release myself,but hopefully I'll get into a draft soon
Hal Lorette: I still need to build a Aula Queen Among Bears deck.
Lucky Draws: hey adams back to magic! missed him :D
Blaze Razor: hello, I'm late of just waking up, but it's awesome to see you guys and your videos. I love your videos lrrmtg and a big fan of your guy's stuff, too.
James Frank: Yes I am
DryBonesDM: ADAM!!
Double May Care: Adam is wonderful
Benjamin Clyde: Yayyyy!! Adam! I feel like I havent heard your exhuberence in so long!
Penndragon33:
"I think I'm just dead here"
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RayFK: Graham, your deck name hurts.
paronomasiac042: did we get an announcement of the day-1 errata?
PsychoI3oy: I want that on a poster
raulghoulia: I do not care for Grahams deck name
Mr_Horrible: it reminds me of the field at the end of Furi
TXC2: paronomasiac042 no, but they know about it
BrowneePointz: the CORGI!
TinyAwoo: puppo!
LRRbot: Chrome Companion [2] | Artifact Creature — Dog [2/1] | Whenever this creature becomes tapped, you gain 1 life. / {2}, {T}: Put target card from a graveyard on the bottom of its owner's library.
Penndragon33: buppy
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Opheliaway: robot corg
LidofLoathing: uppy!
Marvoleath: full art and borderless
Gwyltt_by_association: dawg
pleonasticTautology: dog!
RandomTrivia: Borgi!
Lord_Hosk: PUPPER! Lua wins
matthaus_c: shiny and chrome!
gualdhar: you can sac the dog to the chef to get food!
Obos_TAB: Borgi!
Pharmacistjudge: scale ships doesn't work for me. like I never realized how gigantic the millenium falcon was.
BrowneePointz: it plays fetch!
RandomTrivia: Or rather, Cyborgi!
niccus: one of two dogs
RatherLargeToad: U.S.S. Elk for scale
rosesmcgee: So that's what happened to the selfless savior
trolltan: BABY
igotgodzillaed: first time catching a ppr live, one of my favourite parts of a new set coming out
feelingfroggo: Behold,. the cyborgi!
matthaus_c: sorry Graham, you must concede to the dog
sallomon33: look at its wittle pawsies!
Kivipaperisakset: pupper casualties expected in the near future
LRRMTG_Judge: @paronomasiac042 It hasn't been announced on stream, but all players and judges for the event are aware of it - BlackRose
TheMerricat: I feel like you should automaticlly lose the game if you cause the Chrome Companion to die.
thanzo:
cyborgi my beloved 
Penndragon33: I'm very pleased with the trend over the last few sets of us getting 1-2 Corgi cards every set.
Carlioo: I know that looks cute but I've also been thinking about mother 3 lately and uh
marxmarksman: Li'l Brudder.
themercenary1987: They carved up a dog to do that too it
TinyAwoo: if you kill the dog you're a monster. it's been through so much
synthalanar: Borgiis so good.
schordash: the cycorg
Jethrain: Dog is an interesting hate piece for the bone musician
Stormgod519: D O G
BrowneePointz: omg BORGI!?
yakbop: does this count as disability representation
LSRubin: HIS NAME IS ROVER
Stormgod519: lol
LRRbot: Virus Beetle [1B] | Artifact Creature — Insect [1/1] | When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card.
Stormgod519: Adam see the Veetle
Gwyltt_by_association: my favourite veetle guy
Opheliaway: cycorg or cyborgi are best nicknames
Mangledpixel: oh cycorg is very good
Penndragon33:
StillSteveman: "edgelord of eternities"
sallomon33: sadly the doggo is not that good :< the 1 toughness is painful
Stormgod519: is it Dimir?
Sage0fMadness: Lua's deckname is VERY good
LRRbot: Alpharael, Dreaming Acolyte [1UB] | Legendary Creature — Human Cleric [2/3] | When Alpharael enters, draw two cards. Then discard two cards unless you discard an artifact card. / During your turn, Alpharael has deathtouch.
Stormgod519: oh hey
LRRMTG_Judge: Judge apocalyptic_squirrel now connected to the intergalactic hypernet! - Squirrel
TimeToFry: Alpharael is a very fun character
BrowneePointz: Alpharael! The Edgyboi! Him with the Hole in Him Hand
Stormgod519: welcome Judge Squirrel!
TXC2: LRRMTG_Judge hello Squirrel
BrowneePointz: Alpharael turned a new leaf but it cost him an arm....and an arm
chief10kirk: Behold! A U-bend!
Gwyltt_by_association: him hole head hook hand car door
LRRMTG_Judge:
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matthaus_c: got that shot in him
Sealtest: did she only draw one card?
LRRbot: Blade of the Swarm [3B] | Creature — Insect Assassin [3/1] | When this creature enters, choose one — / • Put two +1/+1 counters on this creature. / • Put target exiled card with warp on the bottom of its owner's library.
Kid_Amn: Falling in my skin, I am one-third of a wheel
Stormgod519: hold your hourses
BrowneePointz: The Eumidians are SO cool
Stormgod519: oh Graham...
Penndragon33: Have you seen those warriors from Hammerfell? They have curved swords!
Angreed66: kill the dog
TimeToFry: Graham would 100% kill the dog
wifi12345678910: KILL THE DOG
TXC2: so if he has a hole in his hand, is Aplhrel sapce Jesus?
feelingfroggo: Graham please!
A_Dub888: Hi friends, what level of SPAAAAAACE are we on this morning?
Stormgod519: lol
lochnessseammonster: graham, a cat person...
RandomTrivia:
Opheliaway:
TXC2: hello A_Dub888 welcome to game 1
Stormgod519: yeah we forgot G is a cat person
Penndragon33: @A_Dub888 space space goto space
BrowneePointz: @TXC2 The Endstone kinda gives him a Paracausal stigmata...so maybe?
Tom_Bruise: Graham "Dogshanker" Stark bides his time
DyllonKG: The goodest boy is in play??
matthaus_c: I do not block, but the Virus Beetle does
TehAmelie: @A_Dub888 we're all the way in space
GredGredmansson: you CAN attack...
LRRbot: Umbral Collar Zealot [1B] | Creature — Human Cleric [3/2] | Sacrifice another creature or artifact: Surveil 1.
Stormgod519: this card is NUTS!
sallomon33: @A_Dub888 SPACE CONTROL TO MAJOR TOM
public_key_reveal_party: Adam showing his heel energy
Mr_Horrible: adam, definitely not known for saying "I block" instantaneously
AdamYMHMI: G'raha m Stark
BrowneePointz: that card is gross
Sage0fMadness: @BrowneePointz excellent phrasing
Marvoleath: chase uncommon
PaulishB: Sweet black 2 drop
wifi12345678910: at instant speed!
smurfomancer: I don't do anything, but Floral Spuzzem elects to block
Stormgod519: it also sacs artifacts AND creatures
Mr_Horrible: a sac effect with half a draw, even
Spades_Slicc: better viscera seer
brieandbacon: Hey Cameron, does this go into Aristocrats?
TXC2: sallomon33 nice reference, please don't all caps
GreatWahooney: I wish it were a 2/2 so I could get it back with Alesha
theymerLoviatar: @AdamYMHMI that was Graham last set
Mr_Horrible: "You good over there???"
Decaped: Space Magic is just more powerful
A_Dub888: @Spades_Slicc Viscera Better
TXC2: BrowneePointz good enough
Opheliaway: Howdy neighbour! Whatcha got going on over there?
IaCthulhuFthagn: @Gwyltt_by_association ♫ Mr Sandman... man me a sand ...make him the cutest man car door hook hand... ♫
accountmadeforants: Sufficiently Advanced Technology the Gathering
BrowneePointz: Amogus!
Penndragon33: amogus
matthaus_c: Emergency Meeting noise
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Stormgod519: Amogus!
grimkingxx: kinda sus
Kharl77: the only downside of the 3/2 is it holds priority. it’s not free, it costs extra clicks.
Obos_TAB: Is there any info about who made the ship and flybys for the intro video? I love that stuff.
Mr_Horrible:
it's because the presence of Kavu directly correlates to power level of the set
Marvoleath: sus
sallomon33: @TXC2 sorry, that was just for the reference
Opheliaway: sus
DMGlol: SUS
sallomon33: amoogoos
Snouut: Can it not sacrifice it to itself? Is that a thing
Stormgod519: probably Mangledpixel?
Ratafias: Got to meet Grant at an event and he was so pleasant to jam cards with.
Mangledpixel:
Ratafias: *Graham*
sallomon33: @Snouut no, it says another
Stormgod519: okay I was right (def spelled that wrong tho)
LoneRole: amoung us card
Stormgod519: Hi Judge Nelly!
TehAmelie: four internet crashes in one hour. i think my weefees hate PPRs
nyc_mtg: ඞ amogus
EvilBadman: @Mangledpixel Best in the gfx game
accountmadeforants: Multi-talented introsmith: Mangledpixel
Marvoleath:
oh, Lua even got a tattoo on theme!
sallomon33: corgi help!
Stormgod519: outside assistance? eh its fine
TinyAwoo: thank you coach i mean judge Nelly
Simonark: MangledPixel really killed it with that intro, no question.
thcstalker: uh oh untapped islands..theres 1 cmc interaction right?
JMGoody: Tapping to the left? Ach
TetraRay: corgi has one job, and it is adorable
Snouut: @sallomon33 Rreading the card does explain the card. forgot the text on it lmao thanks
StillSteveman: I once accused Lua of killing someone in Among Us when it was actually me. She screamed at me and I'm still haunted by it
NewtyNewts: Looks like the Final Fantasy hit effects are sticking around
Pharmacistjudge: I have an entire outfit based on a PPR intro.
A_Dub888: @Simonark you’re killing it
TheWooglie: !mtgeoe
Dandyfloss:
lands one way, creatures the other
Obos_TAB: @Mangledpixel It looked real good. I've been in the ship fly by rabbit hole
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niccus: lore-accurate deathtouch
rhys_enn: oh good im not too late
Stormgod519: @Dandyfloss that's how I do it
LRRbot: Banishing Light [2W] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until this enchantment leaves the battlefield.
Stormgod519: classic reprint
Mr_Horrible: @Dandyfloss and here I am stuck in the middle, with you?
Featherweight_: arms full of invader zim merch
AdamYMHMI: I see they kept the FF jumping numbers on the overlay.
BrowneePointz: I do love that the Audiobook pronounces Alpharael like a biblical angel
LRRbot: Plains | Basic Land — Plains |
Austin Tanner: Thanks for having me it’s great to be here.
James Frank: "Edgelord of Eternities"... Love that name
Austin Tanner: Wait, wrong matchup
Hal Lorette: PEACE OUT EVERYBODY! LOVE TO THE MODS!
Tyler Arnold: Adam!!!
LRRbot: Chrome Companion [2] | Artifact Creature — Dog [2/1] | Whenever this creature becomes tapped, you gain 1 life. / {2}, {T}: Put target card from a graveyard on the bottom of its owner's library.
iSmartMan1: Robo-corgi!
Attelino: it's the dog the lobster can eat!
James Frank: Claims to be Edgelord, plays cute puppy...
LRRbot: Virus Beetle [1B] | Artifact Creature — Insect [1/1] | When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card.
Austin Tanner: Someone at WOTC owns a corgi.
DryBonesDM: well...it's half a corgi,to be fair
Austin Tanner: Aetherdrift had a couple corgi arts too
LRRbot: Alpharael, Dreaming Acolyte [1UB] | Legendary Creature — Human Cleric [2/3] | When Alpharael enters, draw two cards. Then discard two cards unless you discard an artifact card. / During your turn, Al…
Austin Tanner: As a Border Collie owner my breed lacks representation
rkk667: yay Adam !!
Nataniahu: my favourite edgelord
LRRbot: Blade of the Swarm [3B] | Creature — Insect Assassin [3/1] | When this creature enters, choose one — / • Put two +1/+1 counters on this creature. / • Put target exiled card with warp on the bottom of…
Gaz-L: shouldn't the good boi be a Robot Dog?
Veronica van Voorst: I believe the dog is a cyborg and not a robot?
LRRbot: Umbral Collar Zealot [1B] | Creature — Human Cleric [3/2] | Sacrifice another creature or artifact: Surveil 1.
Double May Care: he's an artifact creature so close enough
DryBonesDM: cyborg is correct
MrInithra: i'm ootl, don't use social media. please be kind, but why is there a PPR on a monday evening?
Stormgod: scheduling issues
Sarah: A lot of the crew was busy on Fri/Sat
DryBonesDM: because that's what the schedule allowed
Gaz-L: and WOTC went "OK, go nuts"
James Frank: Blackhole caused time dilation, canceling Friday
iSmartMan1: Cybork
Sombres: wait, they made an amogus card?
Radmobile: heckbent
LRRbot: Banishing Light [2W] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until this enchantment leaves the battlefield.
thadrin: Monday PPR > Friday PPR at least for Europeans.
Stormgod: busbent
fonk: so is this an earlier than usual ppr or three days late?
DryBonesDM: are you surprised? magics all references these days
Zinga: @Sombres Watch for the proxy community to mock up an amongus version of the card.
thadrin: early
Sarah: Late, scheduling reasons
Mr_Horrible: "What the dog doin'?" "Damage""
ChadHex: Lua tapping lands to the right but creatures to the left is making my OCD brain go nuts
theymerLoviatar: Dogs With Jobs!
Spades_Slicc: Swarm Cruller
Gwyltt_by_association: Can't wait for bug to eat the dog
Tom_Bruise: Is *that* what the dog doing?
Snouut: that swarm culler doesnt look like a dog wtf
sallomon33: can't wait for someone to cast our first station of the ppr
Mr_Horrible: I appreciate there's no end of ways to get different value out of the landers and drones that cards make
Mr_Horrible: magic sets: designed, turns out
Stormgod519: oh boy
VVVC_SMITE: eat. the. dog.
LRRbot: Syr Vondam, the Lucent [2WBB] | Legendary Creature — Human Knight [4/4] | Deathtouch, lifelink / Whenever Syr Vondam enters or attacks, other creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain deathtouch until end of turn.
Obos_TAB: Syr Signpost
Stormgod519: this card is ahouse
Snouut: yeah now were playing some magic the gathering
Gerrimeister: we sure its not vondam, the loosened?
Mangledpixel: fun fact: the final shot in the intro uses a simulation of the same effect they used for streaky warp effects in the TOS Star Trek films - increasing exposure time each frame to create lengthening light streaks
TimeToFry: Its a good thing that Alpharael isn't on the battlefield anymore
Mr_Horrible: at least they don't get lifelink
RatherLargeToad: Syr Vondam, The Hole-y
namagem1: @lrrmtg_judge if it becomes relevant you should let the players know that Diplomatic Relations has an eratta incoming - it's supposed to say creature you control, as per the mothership
TXC2: fantstic Adam "ewww" there
IaCthulhuFthagn: @ChadHex She's just tapping counter-clockwise around a point in the middle of her half of the battlefield.
Stormgod519: oh i just noticed the -2 on that combat damage hit on Lua's life total
miguel_oddsocks: Gwon lua wooo do it for team scrytops
accountmadeforants: I do love that one of the factions is just Knights, IN SPACE
matthaus_c: I can't not read that as Syr Van Damme
Stormgod519: cool overlay, Paul
Mr_Bitterness: Syr Vondam, Him With Hole in Head
A_Dub888: @TXC2 you’re fantastic
LRRMTG_Judge:
@namagem1 they already know.
LRRMTG_Judge:
@namagem1 Yup thank you! Everyone is aware - Squirrel
LRRMTG_Judge: @namagem1 Yep, they are aware - Natedogg
LRRMTG_Judge: @namagem1 Players are already aware, thank you - BlackRose
matthaus_c: Moist Sentry
namagem1: Okay, just wanted to make sure
Dandyfloss: moist sentry
Opheliaway: Considering he's WB, a knight, and has Syr, is he from Eldraine?
wifi12345678910: Moist sentry
TXC2: A_Dub888 yes
TimeToFry: The Sentry crews pretty well
BrowneePointz: @Mr_Horrible it's even more fun knowing they are a species that seed worlds, and then grow up Terrasymbiotically fitting the needs of the environment, so them synergizing with landers is 10/10
Obos_TAB: @Mangledpixel Awesome!
Marvoleath: @RatherLargeToad wholly, holy, holey... wait, wrong religion
Dandyfloss:
thanks chat
LRRMTG_Judge: I'm going to call those responses a Judge Tower - Natedogg
Gwyltt_by_association: eat that dog!
Cyborg_Huey: Eat the dog!
Stormgod519: @LRRMTG_Judge LOL
LoadingReadyRun:
@AdamYMHMI 
I did it as a fun game reference, but we found that it was actually nice to see the life change
coriolis_storm: It defends ONCE
sallomon33: Lua has a lot of creatures good with Station but no Spacecrafts lol
grimkingxx: time to decrease morale on the ship
Stormgod519: @LoadingReadyRun I like
matthaus_c: @coriolis_storm and Stations SO many times
niccus: now who's the villain
munocard: not the cyborgi!
lamina5432: magic tends to make dogs to be sacrificed
BrowneePointz: It Stations SO well
control_rig: Lua gains Monstrous
AdamYMHMI:
@LoadingReadyRun It's good, was just kind of surprised to still see it 
NewtyNewts: Adam plays fighting games
Mindfire13: Great Golbez card
Geisterkarle:
the dog would have been the correct choice, but I support the decision 
Gwyltt_by_association: This brought to you by Adam 'I Block' Savidan
Kivipaperisakset: just send the borgie to a recycling center upstate
apocalyptic_squirrel: Block Enjoyers rise up
accountmadeforants: I love that this silly robot bug is somehow just an expert crew member/pilot
Obos_TAB: Monoist sentry best friends with skeleton reanimator
Stormgod519: Jellyfish Kindred! It's slowly becoming a reality!!!
Marvoleath: does not die to the depressurize which kills most other walls
BorgarWithAShotgun: That 4/1 goes into my Ziatory deck
Obos_TAB: I heard gramma
bytecaster: I also heard gramma
Stormgod519: lol
DyllonKG: Gramma!
BorgarWithAShotgun: -2 Mana for 4 damage
NewtyNewts: When Gramuel sends them in
Kentosaurus: gramma gonna mess you up
IaCthulhuFthagn:
At this point we almost need a banner to the effect of "everyone is already aware of the errata" on stream, in the style of the "Urborg in play" banners
Stormgod519: Graham is in his 40s... come on...
matthaus_c: Grandma casting High Tide
Penndragon33: HUH
brieandbacon: Getting topped by Gramma?
BrowneePointz: "Sorry Sweetie Gam Gam is in the 0-2 Scrub Bracket"
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Stormgod519: LOL
Purestorm_: A bunch of tribes are eating good this set. Insects, Kavus, Robots.
Stormgod519: Nelly
AdamYMHMI: Grandma always topping
Marvoleath:
My gramma played Diablo
RandomTrivia:
TXC2: thank you Nelson
Kharl77: lol
lochnessseammonster:
Stormgod519: im dying already
Mr_Horrible: Gam-gam's a Mogg Fanatic Appreciator
Penndragon33: back in my day you took damage for extra mana, and we liked it that way!
Stormgod519: its too early for this
Obos_TAB: "Just like J Edgar Hoover, dies to removal"
Tom_Bruise: "Back in my day we'd play for ante, and we *liked* it!"
TehAmelie: what huge robots you have, grandma
LRRbot: Monoist Circuit-Feeder [4BB] | Artifact Creature — Nautilus [4/4] | Flying / When this creature enters, until end of turn, target creature you control gets +X/+0 and target creature an opponent controls gets −0/−X, where X is the number of artifacts you control.
A_Dub888: “Back in my day, Mana burned us AND WE LIKED IT!”
Stormgod519: o7 to the D O G
TXC2: "wow grandma, what big top deck play you made"
Penndragon33: o7 buppy
MWGNZ: o7 dog
WiJohn: o7
miguel_oddsocks: Don't let the dog die Lua!!
TetraRay: noooo dog!
Stormgod519: @A_Dub888 "what do you mean Interrupt is defunct?!?"
margieargie: Noooooooo
noSmokeFire: that dog'll buff right out
lamina5432: o7
RandomTrivia:
Opheliaway: D:
Stormgod519: we sure wont, G
LoadingReadyRun:
"Gramma voice" added to Adam's extensive voice acting repertoire
Aceviru: o7
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sallomon33: o7 doggo you didn't do much but you tried
Stormgod519: @LoadingReadyRun lol
goatprince: wait what did graham do now
Penndragon33: @Stormgod519 "What do you mean damage doesn't go on the stack?!"
ThirdFloorDraft: punt the pup
LittleBigHamm: o7 the doggo
natas1311: o7
pleonasticTautology: @goatprince killed the dog
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Simonark: I forgive Graham.
Obos_TAB: "Put your lands in the front when you walk in, dear"
A_Dub888: @TXC2 “the better to dumpster you with my dear”
TXC2: goatprince killed dog
TehAmelie: no lie, i liked Energy Surge that only works with mana burn
Stormgod519: @goatprince killed the dog; also hi Matt!
Tom_Bruise: fed a dog to a space nautilus
goatprince: i'm contacting HR
TXC2:
A_Dub888
accountmadeforants: "What's this about counterspells being instants? They need to be interrupts to work with the Batch!"
wifi12345678910: The dog was an imposter. Did you not watch John Carpenter's The Thing?
goateedave86: Hey puppo wanna go for a walk? *hits lever* slllffffffpt
lochnessseammonster: don't bring the dog to a fight if you don't want it killed
EvilBadman: @LoadingReadyRun Upcoming Gramma-mode Dice Friends book roam
Stormgod519: LOL
brieandbacon: @goatprince Chris Martin, is that you?
Stormgod519: he IS a good actor
TetraRay: lol
TehAmelie: or wait is it Power Surge *goes back to bed, grandmotherly*
Purestorm_: A basic Island is pretty threatening
sallomon33: @goateedave86 wrooong leeveeeer
Opheliaway: I understand the deck name now
theymerLoviatar: Adam is the most actor
communist_cat_girl: i need someone to ask lua if she lost a n from her name
Tom_Bruise: G-dog's 'bout to get cancelled
wifi12345678910: It's a bluff
Stormgod519: writes down "Spell Swindle"
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TXC2: I've watched Friday nights, Adam IS a good actor
Opheliaway: She has to know what's up: her lands at the end of her turn
matthaus_c: Grandma that has never known Mana Burn and only knows Guide of Souls into Ajani into Ocelot Price + Voice of Victory
NewtyNewts: Graham-ma
Everspace: Gramma in the Goldmask Tpose
BrowneePointz: Aura Farming Grandma, AKA Seiko Ayase from Dandadan
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Stormgod: 3 days late
Stormgod: The prerelease is this weekend
Alan Baldwin: It’s late, the prerelease is this friday
Radmobile: @fonk This PPR arrived exactly when it meant to
Blaze Razor: love you guys lrrmtg,the videos from you guys always make my day, even if i wish I could go a pre-prerelease, but i don't have the money or having a lgs very close to me *sad face*
fonk: cool I never know anymore
James Frank: It is going to eat the dog. :(
thadrin: i thought ppr was usually same weekend as prerelease
LRRbot: Syr Vondam, the Lucent [2WBB] | Legendary Creature — Human Knight [4/4] | Deathtouch, lifelink / Whenever Syr Vondam enters or attacks, other creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain deathtouch until…
Attelino: Swarm Collar, the symbol of the Swarms church
James Frank: One week before the prerelease, that is why it is the preprerelease
Sarah: PPR is a week before prerelease, which is why it's the PRE-prerelease
Gaz-L: nah, PPR is normally a week before
fonk: @thadrin wouldn't be Pre- then would it
Barb4rian: Well that card is good.
DryBonesDM: typically ppr is the weekend before pre release,hence the extra Pre
Gaz-L: what was the set where it ended up being a Post-Pre-Release?
Pharmacistjudge: unfinity had a post-PPR i think
Joy_Stix: @Gaz-L Ikoria?
DryBonesDM: ikoria I believe
Zinga: There goes the dog!
Zinga: jk
Victoria3Enjoyer: @Gaz-L Or, if you will, a Post-Prerelease Pre-Prerelease, or PR-PPR.
Stormgod: rip the Monoist
Wilcifer: pupper snuffed
Stormgod: where's the polyist?
DryBonesDM: broke the bork
Double May Care: rip Moist Sentry
Double May Care: when will Grandma come back from the war of the spark
Nataniahu: throwing my dog into the Sothera Supervoid (emotional) (gone wrong) (summists called)
Gaz-L: gamgam flunges
James Frank: Sliver?
LRRbot: Monoist Circuit-Feeder [4BB] | Artifact Creature — Nautilus [4/4] | Flying / When this creature enters, until end of turn, target creature you control gets +X/+0 and target creature an opponent contr…
DryBonesDM: Granny cast fling and throws her walker at you
Pharmacistjudge: If y'all have rules questions, please @ me so i can see them better and respond to you.
James Frank: Graham has finally entered his villain phase....
Stormgod: finally?
Zinga: Orzhov Graham is scary
Zinga: he's such a villain
Double May Care: Channeling Kathleen
Gaz-L: open info, Adam!
Avak4do: I'm dripped out dearie
DyllonKG:
Grandma Aura Farming
TimeToFry: Graham is hip with the kids
DoomBringerIL: adam is back to mtg???? YEY!!!!!
Marvoleath: @communist_cat_girl Lua is Luna in portugese, could be that
Stormgod519: I hope that's the right Tori (and its not someone who stole the username)
goateedave86: 24ct labubu...the unsuccessful follow up for Bruno Mars
Dandyfloss: @DyllonKG grandmaura
brieandbacon: Very up on the memees, and regretting it always
Desruprot: hello fellow kids
StringCheeseRiot: Grahmother
Stormgod519: welcome @Desruprot
morgwen921:
matthaus_c: the auramother
Penndragon33: are we cooked chat
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DyllonKG: I can't help but think of Muriel Bagge from Courage the Cowardly Dog
TXC2: "I'm very up on the memes" he said, coldplayishly
Stormgod519: @Penndragon33 when are we not? we're chat!
Dandyfloss: oh that's a very nice plains there graham
Tingeltangelibach:
sallomon33: please don't be hip with the kids Graham, I've heard a rando shark be called tralalelo tralalala and I died inside >_>
TheWormbo:
Rylical:
This zoomer grandma bit is making it hard to breath
TimeToFry: Can we get the soldier token on the card reader?
matthaus_c:
got any sweepers, Lua?
Desruprot: a human with a robot inside
Penndragon33: She might have a board wipe, we don't know
Stormgod519: lol
Mr_Horrible: uncommon 5-mana black legendaries with Ser/Syr/Sir in their title, real haymakers
Gwyltt_by_association: gee, if only there was some kind of dimir sweeper in this set
Stormgod519: Adam the lord of limited
Jigokuro:
The best post I've seen related to Labubu was someone thinking it was new slang for lobotomy, like how delulu used to be delusional. 
itsr67: What?!?
communist_cat_girl: @Marvoleath that is very intrsting, good to know, thanks
wifi12345678910: no flash unplayable creature
pleonasticTautology: adam had a "gavin!" locked and loaded.
Mr_Horrible: "How'd this kaito get here?"
bytecaster: Settle the Wreckage in Black coming up
Dr_fragenstien: settle the wreckage
Everspace: Watch out for settle the wreckage
luke1x: Wait is there an Adam in studio! I have missed him in Magic content This has made my week!!!
theymerLoviatar: Labubu is French for "the bubu", hope that helps
Pharmacistjudge: is it gavin?!? or is it Daniel?!?
Opheliaway: about to get settled
Penndragon33:
Stormgod519: game 2!!!!!!!
sallomon33: @Jigokuro wait wdym used to be
TehAmelie: let's hope the gen A kids don't have to develop a hip new slang for lobotomy
Stormgod519: o7 Lua
luke1x: Much love to Adam
marxmarksman:
theymerLoviatar: everybody loves Adam
Stormgod519: @TehAmelie probably already have lol
Kivipaperisakset: aetherize would be in the right colors
natas1311: time for game 2
A_Dub888: is there a 6 mana cyclonic rift in this set ?
KhazzyB: 16 land supremacy
Stormgod519: 16 land gaming!!!
gualdhar: nah, 14 land formats are the best
brieandbacon: Modern
stizzet: 15 lands!
wifi12345678910: Don't let James touch your deck
Aceviru: Modern
Stormgod519: LOL
neisan2112: 18? Woof
LRRMTG_Judge: I miss choosing to draw - Squirrel
Angreed66: all of them
smurfomancer: Make Control Good Again!
goateedave86: Labubu is what Quebecer's go to the doctor for
Stormgod519: Modern
noSmokeFire: 18 lands, 41 cards
Mr_Horrible: I do love a curve that starts at 4...
Stormgod519: yeah
Mindfire13: Tiny Leaders
Spades_Slicc: Name an 18 land format that was good
asthanius: if 18 lands are good, what about 19 lands?
A_Dub888: there are 18 land formats?
NewtyNewts: Enforced 41-card decks
russiaurgod: Yo
Stormgod519: @A_Dub888 Modern
theymerLoviatar: I've been playing such a short time I didn't know 18-land formats are a thing
StillSteveman: Grandma please stop aura farming
Dandyfloss: grahamma
Gwyltt_by_association: all formats are 18 land formats if you're not a coward
miguel_oddsocks: Come on Lua win one for the scrytops and bottoms
neisan2112: What about 38 land formats?
Pharmacistjudge: Graham-ma?
fuzzychub: Blue black settle wreckage...Settle the Void
sallomon33: @Spades_Slicc immediately got your answer lol
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Stormgod519: Space Farm?
3PlayerPolitics: thanks Gramma!
DyllonKG: "The goodest boy is getting pets upstate"
Beeff1986: My Uni nickname was Graemepa
asthanius: Grandma lived through the war, cut her some slack
lochnessseammonster:
i love 15 or 18 lands... mono red or 5 colours
noSmokeFire: @LoadingReadyRun can you please update Graham's name to Grandma on the overlay?
TetraRay:
theymerLoviatar: @DyllonKG upspace
Obos_TAB: "Your losses are not a reflection on your self worth, boo boo"
feelingfroggo: @Stormgod519 Space Jam
brieandbacon: The dog is now soylent green
Stormgod519: @lochnessseammonster Wheeler, is that you?
vinewood_og: Let's eat Grandma. No comma.
matthaus_c: @theymerLoviatar the rubric in Khans is everyone started at 21 with 2 lands in play and every game ended in a board stall
Kivipaperisakset: Grahumma-humma
smurfomancer: I mean, I'm frequently on like 20 lands...and 25 nonlands
Stormgod519: @brieandbacon oh god I can see it, I don't like it!
JoshManVGH: You can get so many farms in this good boy
OldUncleDan: Bad 18-land format? Exodus.
TehAmelie: i like to play like 10-12 lands, like a slow roller in Dark Souls. i'm frequently lucky enough to have it work
Stormgod519: nah
DyllonKG: @theymerLoviatar everywhere is upspace really. Easier to reconcile
DeM0nFiRe: *slaps roof of so many decks* these babies can fit dog
Stormgod519: they got no thought sup there
DoomBringerIL: grahama..... lol
public_key_reveal_party: Slaps roof of deck, this bad boy can fit so much dog
gamercat88:
accountmadeforants: @NewtyNewts 41 cards, but one of them is in the command zone. (You can't play it, since it's not Commander, but it's there for moral support and/or intimidating your opponent.)
Tom_Bruise: Dogs are not great conversational partners, n
Seth_Erickson: they're just like me fr fr
brieandbacon: Corgi's looking like a loaf
sallomon33: does there NEED to be naything going on in there though?
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elkuloaxeman: bad 18 land format my 18 land commander deck
3PlayerPolitics: lol @accountmadeforants
DyllonKG: That is the most terrifying sentence
A_Dub888: @accountmadeforants what if it’s a companion?
matthaus_c: the dog's kicking back a cold one
simic_yeti: our corgi is so self aware
Mr_Horrible: recreating the "cat with the newspaper" meme
Stormgod519: lol awww
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bytecaster: Cute though
CrazySliver: @neisan2112 38 lands and 2 lost in the woods? now THAT's a format
sallomon33: wait why did Gramma make a platypus sound
Tom_Bruise: She's learned how to avoid consequences
pleonasticTautology: your dog is a human furry.
gamercat88: umm it is just the cat from MIB
wifi12345678910: Quarantine the dog, it's The Thing
goateedave86: Way too kind an understanding for half the humans I know
Stormgod519: don't call Ben that!
Seth_Erickson: the classic adam question
Kharl77: reminded me of the nichijou dog that puts it’s paw on the girl’s shoulder.
DyllonKG: I wouldnt be mad, id be disappointed
Kentosaurus: we could start calling adam "shaggy"
Stormgod519: LOL
asthanius: So you don't trust Graham to not snitch?
Gwyltt_by_association: You calling Graham the government, Adam?
Pharmacistjudge: depends, worm or Wurm?
PsychoI3oy: is he a big worm in a jar in the woods?
IaCthulhuFthagn: 18-land Canadian Highlander sounds like the most Wheeler deckbuilding archetype I can imagine.
theymerLoviatar: Adam would be the buffest worm
Seth_Erickson: oh wurm?
Angreed66: We are all technically worms
ExtraCredits: Adam is truly the philosopher of LRR
Opheliaway: worm, wurm, or wyrm?
Ocre__: im so glad adam's back
TXC2: Adam is a Shai Halud surely
themercenary1987: Adam is Shai-Hulud
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brieandbacon: If Adam was a worm in a jar...
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Jethrain: are we talking worm or wyrm?
Tom_Bruise: "Would you love me if I harbored a lifefrom that escaped frrom Area 51?"
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DeM0nFiRe:
neisan2112: We talking like God emporor of Dune?
KhazzyB: like Leto II worm?
Kivipaperisakset: Adam is not a worm?
3PlayerPolitics: oh noo
BrowneePointz: I've missed Adam
matthaus_c: Mongolian Death Worm
sallomon33: @Pharmacistjudge wyrm :>
bytecaster: I love Adam's shenanigans
Obos_TAB: conceptually you would be God-Emperor sized
public_key_reveal_party: Adam could be a massacre wurm, we believe in you
Stormgod519: we can't be asking these kinds of questions with Adam here
gamercat88:
Tingeltangelibach: Here for this
GreatWahooney: God Emperor Savidan
VVVC_SMITE: Earthworm Adam
Opheliaway: Craw Wurm?
Gwyltt_by_association: Would you love me if I were Leto Atreides II?
Spades_Slicc: Normal sized worm, no Adam features
TheMandrew: Adam as Earthworm Jim
Dandyfloss: aren't we all 6'5 240lb worms
razorswift: adam-sized worm or worm-sized adam
thanzo: wurmadam
Ocre__: adam is a wurmcoil engine
Verrain2: Panalyst comes early.
Angreed66: We're all tubes
Opheliaway: Earthworm Adam
A_Dub888: worm, wyrm, or wurm?
asthanius: Worm with a worm face
josh___something: adam no, do not go into this rabbit hole. this is not worth it
Kivipaperisakset: What if the worm was in a glass jar?
brieandbacon: Adam is a good actor, and was originally in Tremors.
Jogela: Adam sized worm or Worm sized Adam
themercenary1987: @TXC2 We got hit with the same braincell
IbunWest: One Adam sized worm or 100 worm sized adams
Omthebox: And 3 quarters, that's short person energy right there
LSRubin: would you rather fight an Adam-sized worm or 100 worm-sized Adams?
Old_Salty_Sean: God Emperor of Dune
MorganteMaggiore: what if some one put the worm in a jar?
gualdhar: Adam is the God Emperor of Dune
neisan2112: Adam Leto II
TXC2: themercenary1987 damn right
Stormgod519: Im glad we got a bonus game of Split the Room here
communist_cat_girl: is cha allways this fast?
RealGamerCow: are we talking God Emperor of Dune?
Marvoleath: Adam body with worm face?
realbadatthis_: Savi-Halud
BrowneePointz: okay Emperor Leto II
natas1311: tiny worm with a big head
Pharmacistjudge: am I a PPR alumni? I just kinda crashed the event.
draftsynthesis: good gosh I need to watch more Adam stuff he’s incredible lmao
MWGNZ:
ckupf: Leto Atreides II right here
RaklarLS: god emperor savidan works, sure
duncantm13: Big Worm with Adam's Face = Discount God Emperor Leto II
bytecaster: I'm sure Gramma is very accepting of worm Adam
Obos_TAB: Adam is on the spice
lochnessseammonster: i could love a little worm but i don't know about tall worm...
TXC2: communist_cat_girl with the PPR yes
Simonark: The later Dune novels will be hard to film without Adam
dalek_kosh: Trust Adam to take a hypothetical to its weirdest extreme
theymerLoviatar: @draftsynthesis Adam is my favorite person, ngl
TheWooglie: why PPR guests are never standing up
Stormgod519: SHOCK!
Opheliaway: If you found Adam, now a worm, in a jar...would you open it?
LRRbot: Watery Grave | Land — Island Swamp | As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
ckupf: Honestly Adam would be a good god emperor
Double May Care: oh no there's definitely a genre of deck called "Aura Farm" now isn't there
hairlesssasquatch: if a blue player holds mana up and doesn't announce it, did they really hold their mana?
TeeElBayBay: thank you graham, speaking for all meme knowers over 35
GlobbaSlobba: is nautilus as a creature type going to be tied to octopus like the rest are?
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Eduardo Heredia Torres: Graham moraly forfeit this match by killing the Corgi!
Pharmacistjudge: I think Aura farm is any enchantress deck that focuses on combat.
digiman619: @double may care. I mean, enchantress decks that don't care about non-targeted enchantments kinda count
Werefox Sage: Nobody tell Adam about Raise the Alarm
DryBonesDM: play to win,snuff the robo pup
Gaz-L: Swamp! One of the most powerful cards in MTG!
Double May Care: a blue-black Settle the Wreckage would be, like, Wreck the Settlement
James Frank: She even discarded two lands at the start
Abby: Commander is a good 18 land format
millenomi: New Capenna
Oxymoron: Gram Ham!
DryBonesDM: pretty sure you just run over the dog to get him to want the new back half
Jack Bross: Just say Nein to Ein
42bluefish: Ok I think your cat got isekai'd
Gaz-L: ah, the ALF situation
42bluefish: Would you still love me if I was trapped in a jar?
Nataniahu: worm or Wurm
Draust: Big Worm from Friday? with Ice Cube?
DryBonesDM: oh God,they got him started
著しく息苦しいイチジク: Do you spawn two half-sized you when you leave the battlefield?
Radmobile: Cancel the rest of the PPR. We gotta solve this worm question
Arcane Fighter: We'll love you if you were a worm. But only if you play the drums. And not a Doctor.
Gaz-L: "You find a worm in a jar in the woods"
hairlesssasquatch: you are just a worm with no distinguishing features.
Ian: Yeah its the space set we have to talk about Leto II
darrin: got activated Adam
Lukas Moreira: What's this in normal people measurements?
Stormgod: wdym?
DryBonesDM: if we cut Adam in half,do we have 2 Adam's?
Darla B.: This was a hell of a time to walk back into the room after getting coffee
Morgan Breneiser: god emperor of dune style
Stormgod: you don't measure based on number of Ariana Grande's
Ian: Dune asks that same question
LRRbot: Watery Grave | Land — Island Swamp | As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
matthaus_c: am I a worm in a jar
Jogela: Can we get a poll for the options for Adam?
sallomon33: shockland spotted!
BorgarWithAShotgun: Yeah, Loading Ready Run is unreasonably tall
LRRbot: Virus Beetle [1B] | Artifact Creature — Insect [1/1] | When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card.
Kivipaperisakset: I think Graham would have to, erm, modify Adam.worm's contract
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wifi12345678910: Would Adam be a Panglacial Wyrm?
Ocre__: @ckupf adam would be mor eof a philosopher king i think
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callmechrisgaming: Adam, you'd be my favorite worm
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bytecaster: I love those 2 mana discard creatures
Gwyltt_by_association: threetles?
MorganteMaggiore: virus beetle? in the year of Garfield PhD 2025?
themercenary1987: @ckupf Except for all the fighting tournemants... I'm niot built for IRL street fighter
duncantm13: When we get the inevitable Dune UB, Adam needs to play a Leto II commander deck on stream
Dandyfloss: adam needs better antivirus software
sallomon33: @wifi12345678910 I don't think Adam has enough rules funkiness to be Panglacial
thanzo: your grandma lets you have three virus beetles?
Simonark: He’d be a certain convocation of politic worms
wifi12345678910: Can't wait for Virus Beeble in the next unset
fuzzychub: @duncantm13 Dune is another UB I'd be all in on
gamercat88: Oh good clarification. Would Adam be a worm or wyrm?
TXC2:
Dandyfloss so Adblock?
Lord_Hosk: Imgur was running slow sorry everyone
NewtyNewts: @Lord_Hosk Well done how dare you
bytecaster: Big crawliiiies
TehAmelie: wowsers
neisan2112: Seeing Virus beetle makes me want to play some Swar Sabatour again
brieandbacon: gdi Hosk
IaCthulhuFthagn: @wifi12345678910 I can imagine Adam crawling out of the library out of curiosity when someone riffles through it looking for a basic land or something.
sallomon33: @Lord_Hosk beauty
Desruprot: 2/3 lifelink for 3 is nice
themercenary1987: @Lord_Hosk oof
Spades_Slicc: Big crawler, shot caller, if it had a girl it'd call her
truediamondback: question for chat, does playing discard make you a bad person, or do you need to be a bad person already to consider playing discard in the first place (I’m not salty you are)
accountmadeforants: @A_Dub888 Companions don't start in the command zone, either, but outside of the game (basically, your sideboard), so you still wouldn't be able to cast it. Though an emotional support companion is a good decision regardless
BrowneePointz: @Lord_Hosk now we need the G od-Emperor book cover but with Adam's face
theymerLoviatar: @truediamondback sometimes fate forces discard upon you
Stormgod519: lol true
MorganteMaggiore: are they a believer in the number one?
TimeToFry: Bullet
theymerLoviatar: whoo-oah, worm Adam, bam-ba-lam
GhassanPL:
I think the PPRs would greatly benefit from a quiet background soundtrack; for this one it could just be the Enterprise-D engine noise
Opheliaway: neat
Kentosaurus: "shoot the red barrels" energy
fuzzychub: Say what! Munitions? That's cool!
sallomon33: @neisan2112 alchemy card mentioned
alchemistsavant: Oh cool, you can exile the munitions in a pinch
Desruprot: big shrink
munocard: much like potatoes, I think they’re neat
TXC2:
truediamondback depends on the discard, if it's one mana, you are evil , sorry
personguy101: so like are the guidelight voyagers confirmed to be form the edge or are they robots from another plain
TehAmelie: let's see, when was the last time they reprinted Hypnotic Specter?
Marvoleath: !card Weapons Manufacturing
LRRbot: Weapons Manufacturing [1R] | Enchantment | Whenever a nontoken artifact you control enters, create a colorless artifact token named Munitions with "When this token leaves the battlefield, it deals 2 damage to any target."
Kharl77: lifelink denied.
WrightJustice: There's a potential infinite sac combo that uses only commons and uncommons to ping opponent to death
Opheliaway: shatter the cryo'd creature
munocard: 9th edition?
Spades_Slicc: Munitions + Red Sun's Twilight, finally the mid rare is okay I guess
jamwno: There is only the one card that makes munitions
brieandbacon: @TehAmelie M13, i think?
Seth_Erickson: IRobot intensifies
Kharl77: it shouldn’t have gained life.
Pharmacistjudge: I'll deal with the robots. Robots...you know you are not allowed in here. Shoo.
no_antlers: Recalling that story Graham told on Crack-a-pack where he p1p1 a thoughtseize in a theros draft and proceeded to completely dumpster a young kid who what mulliganed to 4, lmao
sallomon33: @brieandbacon even older, m10 in fact
LRRbot: Hullcarver [B] | Artifact Creature — Robot Assassin [1/1] | Deathtouch
TehAmelie: a few years since we dug on creatures that force random discards, then. . .
BrowneePointz: the art is SICK
Stormgod519: beeg fan
RealGamerCow: space rat
Everspace: Sometimes you need to dumpster a child
TXC2:
remember kids: they haven't yet made a robot that can deal with 12 gauge
TetraRay: love that art
Stormgod519: @no_antlers oh god
PaulishB: space rat ROCK
pleonasticTautology: @TXC2 criminy!
Spades_Slicc: huh, this flavor text doesn't exactly cohere to the written story
sallomon33:
@no_antlers OH NO, you reminded me of it 
apocalyptic_squirrel: @Spades_Slicc I think that's the case on a number of cards actually
TXC2: pleonasticTautology I deal with robots they same way as demons: give em both barrels
Stormgod519: LOL
Everspace: Don't badmouth gramma
Opheliaway: WHAT!?
Ocre__: ADAM WHAT
tryllebanjo:
DyllonKG: Honestly, same
Tingeltangelibach:
Seth_Erickson: dead in the streets gunned down by Adam in his prime
BrowneePointz: @Spades_Slicc temporally agnostic. can be a quote from him at any point before the events of the story
pleonasticTautology: @TXC2 what kind of life are you living? i don't have to deal with either.
TehAmelie: Thunder Junction is a long way away
morgwen921: You wouldn't play a magic card
Simonark: That’s One in a row for you, Wild Graham
themercenary1987: @TXC2 I prefer to slice them up with a samurai sword - WATCHA!
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Stormgod519: you can't attack Lua
Opheliaway: D:
TXC2: pleonasticTautology I live in the UK
TimeToFry: Its in the CRG
DeM0nFiRe: Judge, is this real?
Marvoleath: "not it!"
JosephDeath: 1, 2, 3 not it
Stormgod519:
Noes Goes is real?
gamercat88: damn noes goes called
Angreed66: simply attack so they no longer have a nose
thanzo: new rcq tech
Coloneljesus: i don't know enough about magic to dispute this
no_antlers: it’s the sort of rambling that makes me go back to crack a pack
IaCthulhuFthagn: Definitely real in EDH.
pleonasticTautology: @TXC2 oh, fair. so many weekly monsters.
LRRMTG_Judge: Things have gotten a bit awry since the last MTR update - Squirrel
Stormgod519: @thanzo oh god, please no; those mess with my brain already in terms of judge calls
alchemistsavant: nose goes is the new gotcha mechanic in the next un set
LRRMTG_Judge:
nose goes is a local rule that does not apply at your local prerelease.
Molator: coffee with serge and nelly
Stormgod519: oh no!
sallomon33: virus beetle continues to be an MVP
LRRbot: Thrumming Hivepool [6] | Artifact | Affinity for Slivers / Slivers you control have double strike and haste. / At the beginning of your upkeep, create two 1/1 colorless Sliver creature tokens.
Aceviru: haha
sallomon33: OH NO xD
Stormgod519: nooooooooooooo
Sage0fMadness:
thanzo: nooooooooo
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AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Graham is the archenemy
Stormgod519: o7
fuzzychub: Nooooooooooooooo
wifi12345678910: Virus Beetle best card of the set
Spades_Slicc: but graham-maaaaaaaaa
lochnessseammonster:
TXC2: dream smasher Graham
niccus: dumpstering guests is a proud victorian tradition
fuzzychub: That was when Lua pulled out a gun
LRRbot: Virus Beetle [1B] | Artifact Creature — Insect [1/1] | When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card.
Stormgod: dang
KerniusMaximus: weird hypotheticals are where Adam LIVES
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Lukas Moreira: I'm in latin america, we measure with bananas
Stormgod: LRRbot is keeping up well today
Pharmacistjudge: worm, wurm or wyrm?
Stormgod: @Pharmacistjudge Yes...
Fluffy the Destroyer: Earthworm? Flatworm? Pinworm? This is very important
TeeElBayBay: adam, please calm down a little.
Nataniahu: Would you love me if I was a Virus Beetle?
DryBonesDM: no
Draust: @Nataniahu yes
Zinga: Would you love me if I was a non-foil common?
Fluffy the Destroyer: As much as I ever did
Draust: @Zinga If you were a Mwonvuli Acid-Moss... yes.
DryBonesDM: literally bullet token
Gaz-L: notably, not dies, just when it leaves the field (so flickers/bounces work too)
DryBonesDM: what has this game become
Victoria3Enjoyer: @Gaz-L Well, it's a token, so however it leaves it ain't coming back.
vegetalss4: I feel a Split the Room energy
TeeElBayBay: would we love adam if he was a 2/2 tapped robot?
Pharmacistjudge: a 2/2, that's a whole bear
LRRbot: Hullcarver [B] | Artifact Creature — Robot Assassin [1/1] | Deathtouch
James Frank: Why should I care if he gets tapped?
hairlesssasquatch: am i the one tapping him in this scenario?
TeeElBayBay: you might be that kinda person, i don't know
Draust: I'd love a Firefly UB set
Devsfan19: Really Adam, right in front of your boss? (jk I like the boss jokes)
LRRbot: Thrumming Hivepool [6] | Artifact | Affinity for Slivers / Slivers you control have double strike and haste. / At the beginning of your upkeep, create two 1/1 colorless Sliver creature tokens.
Pharmacistjudge: noses goes is a local rule that does not apply at your prerelease
iSmartMan1: nooooooooo
KoDOmega: no mercy, big g
James Frank: They both had slivers?
Gwyltt_by_association: more like slivain't
BrowneePointz: Virus Beetle continues to be the most annoying card in existence
luke1x: Tilt
natas1311: thank god no slivers please
Aceviru: There go the space worms
smurfomancer: Sadness on the stack
TehAmelie: i think this is the first time i've ever seen sliver abilities on a card that isn't a sliver itself
wifi12345678910: Can't believe black has a 2 mana counterspell
gamercat88: gramma taking the sliver of hope
TheWooglie: don't bully the guests Graham
fuzzychub: Sadness resolves
3PlayerPolitics: but she was not fine
DeM0nFiRe: Move to cry step
Lyrinoir: Such good bully tho
RealGamerCow: crying is on the stack
luke1x: Graham villain Arc
no_antlers: in response, i cry
Dandyfloss:
i hope lua enjoyed her trip all the way to get dumpstered on by graham
Stormgod519: Adam...
A_Dub888: wow some host making their guest cry
Marvoleath: crying is a special action, it does not use stack
truediamondback: I’m taking psychic damage form the missed joy of this game
Decaped: Guest getting bodied at the preprerelease. A time honored tradition.
chaostreader: first guest.
dilbert11: Graham confirmed villain
Gwyltt_by_association: Graham is a true monster for not counterspelling her sadness
Stormgod519: I mean, Olivia has def lost her *bus* enough on camera to start crying lol
VVVC_SMITE: Graham can make her cry by casting his
LRRbot: Monoist Circuit-Feeder [4BB] | Artifact Creature — Nautilus [4/4] | Flying / When this creature enters, until end of turn, target creature you control gets +X/+0 and target creature an opponent controls gets −0/−X, where X is the number of artifacts you control.
Stormgod519: jeez louis...
Simonark: Wait, didn’t Gavin sob openly that one time?
IaCthulhuFthagn: Are we sure people haven't cried laughing before?
TimeToFry: To shreds you say
Pharmacistjudge: I am pretty sure someone has cried at a PPR, but it's probably crying because they laughed too hard.
3PlayerPolitics: bloop
public_key_reveal_party: I think the closest anyone came was when cam lost so hard he stopped being vegetarian for a day
alchemistsavant: That circuit-feeder seems like an absolute bomb
Stormgod519: @IaCthulhuFthagn Yeah, like surely Olivia has multiple times on this channel
meddlingmagelive: woah
Desruprot: @Pharmacistjudge that is more likely
Sage0fMadness: p o c k e t b a c o n
Kivipaperisakset: nein!
Tom_Bruise: Eggs, I see you've met Basket
TehAmelie: hey, wouldn't it be so much more insulting to easy on a guest?
dilbert11: @alchemistsavant good in sealed where removal is lighter
TXC2:
but that's how brawl works Lua
accountmadeforants: @Pharmacistjudge I wanna say Pocket Bacon definitely lead to some crying laughter
themercenary1987: Graham true Heel persona coming out
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: PPRs needs more pocket bacon
Stormgod519: oh Graham
alchemistsavant: @dilbert11 oh yeah i'm absolutely talking in terms of sealed lol
DeM0nFiRe: Do it
Aceviru: inb4 graham makes her discard again
Dandyfloss:
it's an island instead of a swamp
TXC2: DO IT !
Stormgod519: that's a devilish laugh
DeM0nFiRe: PLay it!
Gwyltt_by_association: Finish her!
pleonasticTautology: graham.
TXC2: be the monster!
Stormgod519: oh god
YeOldeMark: No way she's bluffing you gotta pass
Featherweight_: this basket holds sooo many eggs yall
Stormgod519: Oh god!
LRRbot: Astelli Reclaimer [3WW] | Creature — Angel Warrior [5/4] | Flying / When this creature enters, return target noncreature, nonland permanent card with mana value X or less from your graveyard to the battlefield, where X is the amount of mana spent to cast this creature. / Warp {2}{W}
Stormgod519: holy moly
truediamondback: graham just has to lean into the villain role today. just accept it, for this PPR you are the heel
meddlingmagelive: omg
LordDarkon88: MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!
Desruprot: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters it would also be canadian bacon so close to bricking someone
NewtyNewts: Phew
wifi12345678910: Nooo
Stormgod519: oh I didn't see that line of text the first time
DeM0nFiRe: Oh dang I thought it was gonna be his thrumming pool lol
themercenary1987: Never didn't have it
Tom_Bruise: I'd like to warp a creature for no reason
sallomon33: yeah, teh reason why it's nothing outsstanding lol, it's ONLY pretty good
TXC2: NON creature, big important words
StillSteveman: graham with the takesies backsies with lethal on board??? Lua call a judge!
LRRMTG_Judge:
so many creature miss the "noncreature" part on that card.
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Yeah, I was expecting thrumming pool.
natas1311: that angel was so nerfed in testing
LRRbot: Wurmwall Sweeper [2] | Artifact — Spacecraft | When this Spacecraft enters, surveil 2. / Station / STATION 4+ / Flying / 2/2
Desruprot: woah first spacecraft
Ocre__: cant believe adam is going ew about recurring a theros card smh
Simonark: Space wants to kill you SO bad.
Stormgod519: yeah they def didn't have the "noncreature" part on it during the first iteration
Ocre__: fake theros fan
Kentosaurus: would you love me if I was a wurmwall?
wifi12345678910: Is virus beetle even alive? It's a virus?
LRRbot: Nutrient Block [1] | Artifact — Food | Indestructible / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life. / When this artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, draw a card.
sallomon33: first spacecraft of the ppr! *pointy finger*
bytecaster: Angel can get the food though
Gwyltt_by_association: But what if you just swung for lethal tho?
Casual_Thurston: how nutritious can indestructible food be?
Pharmacistjudge: are any artifact creatures "alive"?
bytecaster: It can also get the food!
Stormgod519: thanks Featherweight!
duncantm13: Reanimate the block!
Jethrain: Can put the nutrient block to the board too
public_key_reveal_party: You can get your food too
Aceviru: Nice
razorswift: also you can now get the block
Everspace: The block!
3PlayerPolitics: the foood G
TimeToFry: Kathleen?
wifi12345678910: @Pharmacistjudge Karn confirmed not alive
Stormgod519: Kathleen heard
Omentuva: Fooooood return.
fuzzychub: I love that nutrient block. Indestructible food? The win for game flavor...
Gwyltt_by_association: reanimate that MRE
TXC2: Casual_Thurston it's good fiber
jiantwitch: he has trigger on stack
GredGredmansson: You can only get one permanent with Astelli
Stormgod519: GGs Lua
fuzzychub: Judge, Graham can return the food if he wants to.
natas1311: why did i not think about you being able to station with warp
bytecaster: Missed block on stream, smh
fuzzychub: Ah it don't matter.
accountmadeforants: An angel coming down from heaven to bring your food back from the dead is definitely a Moment
Dr_fragenstien: the tap tap concede
TetraRay: GG
sallomon33: awww, unfortunate games for LUA
no_antlers: f in chat for The Block
wifi12345678910: Lua don't let James touch your deck
IshtarsDonut: Rough luck
TimeToFry: Thanks for coming to the PPR Lua! Get flooded 2 games in a row
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sallomon33: *Lua, sorry
Justherefortherewards: well at least their hair looks great
81ackR0se: Tap tap concede has been called
Omthebox: Worst kind of magic.
Stormgod519: 16 lands all the way
JoshManVGH: The swamps are flooded!
margieargie: In space, noone can hear you flood
natas1311: 2-0 lets go graham
Omthebox: Floodin
GredGredmansson: Oh wait that didn't say "up to one"
Dandyfloss: friendly third game to give lua a chance?
Stormgod519: yeah
public_key_reveal_party: G is an expert in sabotage
Featherweight_: hello counter, goodbye counter
Volus_dude: shame there isn't a way to fling nutrient block to enemies face
GredGredmansson: "No, they didn't print Murder in Green"
Stormgod519: thank you Nelly
KhazzyB: boooooo
snydleywhiplash: uffda
TXC2: !card diplomatic relations
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
KhazzyB: it was more fun the other way
DoomBringerIL:
savidan and lua looks really good together...
BlueFingers5: So sad I wanted to make creatures punch themslves to death
Stormgod519: @TXC2 i tried earlier and it didn't work
Stormgod519: huh
IaCthulhuFthagn: Scrolling text banner on screen is the only solution, like the Urborg situation.
TXC2: Stormgod519 darn
Sage0fMadness: Scotty also doesn't know
TehAmelie: load nutrient blocks in your mass effect guns, that's the true degenerate strat
bytecaster: Does Paul know?
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I know that they know that we know that they know.
JoshManVGH: !card Diplomatic Relations
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
BlueFingers5: it's mono green murder
Jethrain: Grandma Nose?
alchemistsavant: people punching themselves to death is typically a red ability
jadielady: Scotty doesn't know
Gwyltt_by_association: knows goes?
pleonasticTautology: we know that they know we know they know we know.
Stormgod519: also hi TXC2
Stormgod519: hi frien
TXC2: hi
truediamondback: sick of all these day one downloads/jk
Justherefortherewards: Scotty doesnt know
A_Dub888: Grandma knows and she’s coming for you
TimeToFry: Uhhh... One more?
gamercat88: one more time
no_antlers: who’s next? YOU DECIDE!
thegiftedgrifter: Yes
Xed_Regulus: Yes, we are
GhassanPL: Right
lochnessseammonster:
TetraRay: Fun times!
lamina5432: that statement does sound like something else
public_key_reveal_party: Oh no, Canadian-style politeness off
drachenfells: right!
bytecaster: It's always a good time when Gramma is here!
josh___something: D;
AleisAlpto: no
thegiftedgrifter: So much fun
AdamYMHMI: Yes sir!
TheWriterAleph: enjoy yourself better!
goateedave86: I'd love to know what gig I'd be most likely to see these 3 lovely people all at
accountmadeforants: @TehAmelie Drop them from orbit like tungsten rods
wifi12345678910: I'm not enjoying this large worm
theymerLoviatar: I'm enjoying this salad
ThorSokar: ya know what Adam, no
Omthebox: CAD or USD
therepoman__: caught emoji
Tom_Bruise: Are we? Have we gotten over that angel that recurs O-rings?
Stormgod: o7 Lua
Radmobile: art is a nice bowl of sliver noodle soup
TeeElBayBay: grahama is so rude
Nataniahu: instant sliver ramen
iSmartMan1: Crying goes on the stack...
Zinga: Campbells, sliver noodle soup, possibilities!
Saph: Grandma got fists, huh
LRRbot: Monoist Circuit-Feeder [4BB] | Artifact Creature — Nautilus [4/4] | Flying / When this creature enters, until end of turn, target creature you control gets +X/+0 and target creature an opponent contr…
Victoria3Enjoyer: @iSmartMan1 Actually, fairly sure Crying is a special action that doesn't use the stack, like turning a morph face-up!
Radmobile: Definitely ordering slivers next time I hot pot
James Frank: Cameron almost cried. Or at least got depressed enough for pocket bacon
Pharmacistjudge: i am pretty sure someone has laughed so hard they cried at a PPR
iSmartMan1: @Victoria3Enjoyer Still needs a target in order to resolve
Ryan Turek: I remember one guest came on a PPR and made Cam cry, HE ACTUALLY ATE POCKET BACON!
LRRbot: Astelli Reclaimer [3WW] | Creature — Angel Warrior [5/4] | Flying / When this creature enters, return target noncreature, nonland permanent card with mana value X or less from your graveyard to the b…
LRRbot: Wurmwall Sweeper [2] | Artifact — Spacecraft | When this Spacecraft enters, surveil 2. / Station / STATION 4+ / Flying / 2/2
Pharmacistjudge: so many people miss the "noncreature" part of that card
LRRbot: Nutrient Block [1] | Artifact — Food | Indestructible / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life. / When this artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, draw a card.
Austin Tanner: It’s been a while since Graham won a match during a PPR
Austin Tanner: At least from what I can remember 🤔
KoDOmega: Someone tell Paul to quickly set up the Bill and Ted guitar sting for whenever someone activates the Station ability
mixtand138: Ryan, I believe that was Tappy...
personguy: graham you could have grabbed the block'
personguy: why didnt you grab the nutrient block
Radmobile: Nelson please also mention how delicious that soup looks
Zinga: !card diplomatic relations
Saph: Grandma nose?
Zinga: ah dang wrong command
Stormgod: I tried it earlier in the twitch chat
Stormgod: it didn't work
Stormgod: no that's the right command ZInga
Azegoroth: The old text of the cardTarget creature gets +1/+0 and gains vigilance until end of turn. It deals damage equal to its power to target creature an opponent controls.
sallomon33: @accountmadeforants but why would I drop one of the best artifacts in Slay the Spire? :<
godsowntwohands: actually blinked a bit so I guess I flinched?
couchboyj: It'd have been much scarier if he was a 6 foot 5 worm with Adam's face
alchemistsavant: and speaking of which, self punch death *does* exist in this set too! It's just a red card that doubles the damage when it's a flyer
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Lord_Hosk: You too can ask your opponents to play a third game if you 2-0 at your pre-release Have fun everyone. (it just wont be official)
no_antlers: Adam is such a good table friend
Stormgod519: lol
Simonark: I’m glad she’s a knowing Grandma. Graham Stark IS Ignorant Granny would be a real mood shift.
hotgreenflames:
Help! he's 6'5" and 230 lbs! im intimidated! 
Stormgod519: The way Richard Garfield intended
accountmadeforants: @Azegoroth I do kinda wish this was a real effect (albeit maybe at a different cost and maybe with a different color in there), it's neat
Morrigan9: sliver leyline
TehAmelie: best of three, that's the game of kings
Marvoleath: @Lord_Hosk at TDM pr I played like 8 games with one opponent, we were both on Mardu
TXC2: hotgreenflames yes.....intimidated
bytecaster: Leyline of the sliv
Stormgod519: @hotgreenflames he's such a big teddy bear
LRRMTG_Judge: @accountmadeforants Red has quite a few cards in this space nowadays! - Squirrel
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: sliver me timbers..is this anything?
TehAmelie: slivers can be anything
JoshManVGH: Mirror match!
Stormgod519: Lua IS very cool
bytecaster: I showed you my swamp, please respond
sallomon33: @elgenericosfavoriteorphan sliver-pirate card when?
Kivipaperisakset: wait didn't graham win the second game?
no_antlers: omg you’re cooking
unleashenlightenment: yea Lua is that cool
Pharmacistjudge: the card as printed is more red or black.
Kivipaperisakset: I was distracted
LRRMTG_Judge: @Kivipaperisakset Game 3 for funsies has been called - BlackRose
bytecaster: Quodular
TXC2: Kivipaperisakset yes, now we're just playing for fun
Kivipaperisakset: ah gotcha
Krektogar: did anyone else hear "dogwalker drone"?
Stormgod519: lol
wifi12345678910: I like tommy, he's a good drone
hotgreenflames: Fun Fact: Adam can crush a watermelon with his thighs
IaCthulhuFthagn: @Krektogar Dogwater drone?
LRRMTG_Judge: @sallomon33 something something changeling something - Squirrel
spaceripples: you can play for fun?
no_antlers: you’re cooking!
synthalanar: Update overlay to reflect Graham's second win?
TXC2: spaceripples allegidly
Marvoleath:
@LRRMTG_Judge we could grant Graham the second dot of winning though (on the overlay)
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TehAmelie: a little ramp, as a treat. at the very least
kumatsu: Jacob Two-Two and the Hooded Fang is a piece of childhood media I've never heard anyone else reference before
AdamYMHMI: @spaceripples Nope, only for daily wins. Common misconception.
natas1311: it can even untap lands!!
Stormgod519: so many Monoists, where are all the Polyists?
battlegander:
Hi LRR & chat ! So cool to see Lua on the ppr show! My husband and I have been watching scybabies for a while now! We were introduced to them because of playtowin and so so stoked to see them on ppr!! have so much fun today you guys !!!
TimeToFry: Huh
Lord_Hosk: I wonder if after the printing error was discovered Wizards RnD was like "lets just leave it... I know its not what we intended... but whats the worst that can happen" then one guy in the back was like "Well the worst that could happen is..." and they were like "ohhh yeah... thats bad"
wifi12345678910: Wow, could it untap a Tolarian Academy\
BorgarWithAShotgun: so if you station with it it basically produces mana? cool
spaceripples: Lua I love your hair the pigtails are iconic
jiantwitch: @Stormgod519 There is the sliver card, they are poly-everything
Stormgod519: @wifi12345678910 it can on the new one too...
LRRbot: Blade of the Swarm [3B] | Creature — Insect Assassin [3/1] | When this creature enters, choose one — / • Put two +1/+1 counters on this creature. / • Put target exiled card with warp on the bottom of its owner's library.
no_antlers: love the bisexual lighting on those basics
TehAmelie: i've never heard of Lua before but i'm happy to see you!
Stormgod519: @TehAmelie she's dope; she's also on the c-fip for commander
Spades_Slicc: Wait what is the swarm
Stormgod519: for those who care about that...
public_key_reveal_party: Sometomes you see a bug and end up on the wrong side of the universe, it happens
wifi12345678910: For all this time I had thought Lua was a programming language
accountmadeforants: @LRRMTG_Judge I can't think of any explicit "make an opponent's creature punch an opponent's creature" effects, but maybe I'm just having a brainfart
TheWormbo: The card doesn't have to be exiled via the warp ability, I assume?
dpfried: The hair is amazing, and seems like 50% Wednesday, 50% Enid...
theymerLoviatar: @accountmadeforants there's at least one but I can't remember the name
VVVC_SMITE: Mutiny is a red card that does exactly that
apocalyptic_squirrel: achievement for this format: win a game beacuse you put your own thing on the bottom with Blade of the Swarm and therefore avoided decking out
sallomon33:
@wifi12345678910 me too, though I guess one does not exclude the other
Stormgod519: I'm trying to get C-FiP to stick, but I think the only place that was mentioned at was the C-FiP panel in Vegas...
Stormgod519: I think
bytecaster: "That bug has bad cardio" - Adam Savidan
public_key_reveal_party: @wifi12345678910 it can be multiple things, but it would be hard to get that on the PPR as a good guest
ProcyonFlynn: !card Gilder Bairn
LRRbot: Gilder Bairn [1{G/U}{G/U}] | Creature — Ouphe [1/3] | {2}{G/U}, {Q}: Double the number of each kind of counter on target permanent.
Marvoleath: @TheWormbo correct, it's like the cards referencing flashback in previous sets
RealGamerCow: it means you're a show lifter
jiantwitch: @Spades_Slicc the Eumidians, going by the flavour text
TheWriterAleph: "you've really done it this time, tinylegs"
Justherefortherewards: They may have gotten bodied, but they're definitely a contender for best hair on a PPR
LRRbot: Steelswarm Operator [1U] | Artifact Creature — Robot Soldier [1/1] | Flying / {T}: Add {U}. Spend this mana only to cast an artifact spell. / {T}: Add {U}{U}. Spend this mana only to activate abilities of artifact sources.
niccus: generally your cardio will not save you against a knife
Mr_Bitterness: It means you have no butt
Seth_Erickson: I like to think of it as your sword is incredibly sharp but also incredibly fragile
NoxStryx: @wifi12345678910 I used to have to use LUA when i was coding modes for the realtime worms-like "Gusanos"
accountmadeforants: @VVVC_SMITE Ah, right! Though I suppose what I really want is the versatility of it either being your creature or an opponent's creature
Stormgod519: that's a lot of abilities
no_antlers: swarm operator…. she’s a swarm operator….
natas1311: if u r toxic then u would have more power then thoughness
TXC2:
niccus but I was always told to run away from knives?
no_antlers: to the tune of smooth operator
Sarah: The bot is slower here than in Twitch
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
James Frank: I was until you threatened me....
Stormgod: it just isn't working for that one
EhCanadian: 😳
Benjamin Clyde: yes, we are enjoying ourselves
Stormgod: yeah both TXC2 and I tried that card on twitch and it didn't show up for some reason
Calvin: Feels like the Arena hand smoother has biased IRL players to more greedy mana bases. The algorithm does not exist outside the grid to help those 16 mana base builds hit with a high percentage.
Austin Tanner: The full 3 eh?
Blaze Razor: these matches look very fun to do and play.
Zinga: @Stormgod Ah, thanks for the sanity check. I forgot what the card did originally, so had to look it up and the erata to fix it.
Stormgod: all good
James Frank: Strictly better modular
Stormgod: not quite
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Stormgod: well sort of yeah actually
James Frank: The only difference is that the counter can go on non artifact creatures
LRRbot: Blade of the Swarm [3B] | Creature — Insect Assassin [3/1] | When this creature enters, choose one — / • Put two +1/+1 counters on this creature. / • Put target exiled card with warp on the bottom of…
Zinga: Blade of the swarm seems fun to go "nope, you can't play that later"
LRRbot: Steelswarm Operator [1U] | Artifact Creature — Robot Soldier [1/1] | Flying / {T}: Add {U}. Spend this mana only to cast an artifact spell. / {T}: Add {U}{U}. Spend this mana only to activate abiliti…
Stormgod: oh fun
Devsfan19: I prefer to think of it as "Hank Hill ass"
LRRbot: Dubious Delicacy [2B] | Artifact — Food | Flash / When this artifact enters, up to one target creature gets −3/−3 until end of turn. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Target opponent loses 3 life.
Bassaluna: steelsrawm,ophion pass is coming to magic
Stormgod519: I've never seen this card, wow
TehAmelie: the disposable razors dilemma, the sharpest blade is the easiest to break
NewtyNewts: Delicious? Dubious
bytecaster: Mhhhm, delicious
Stormgod519: oh wow
sallomon33: nom nom nom
Stormgod519: its a reverse food too
Mr_Horrible: uh, check that first word again, G
Dalrint: That had such "what are you hoilding?" "A knife!" energy.
LRRMTG_Judge: @accountmadeforants They're usually in red. Like Alpha Brawl, Blood Feud, or Breadking for the Fellowship - Natedogg
Opheliaway: Look at this food. Isn't it neat?
Greyah: Sketchy nomnoms
RealGamerCow: The black removal in this set seems old school to me.
rhys_enn: could you use that untap creature to untap your other attacker for like psudo vigi?
Stormgod519: yeah
Gadora: @Mr_Horrible Absolutely a delicious delicacy. :9
Stormgod519: black seems great in this set
wifi12345678910: Tommy noooo RIP
CuteTeaGoat: "It's an acquired taste."
Stormgod519: gonna try and Abzan it up (again_
alchemistsavant: Food Lobster!!
LRRMTG_Judge: @accountmadeforants Alpha Brawl may have been the first one. Blood Feud is the cleanest example. Dissension in the Ranks and Rivals' Duel can do it. There are others that just deal damage as well. - Squirrel
TXC2: the hardest tack
bytecaster: Gotta animate the nutrient block!
Justherefortherewards: Nutrient Block is phenomenal flavor.. but also no flavor at all
sallomon33: @Stormgod519 Jund colours seem strong in this set in general
ArmstrongRGM96X: I like the implication that, since the delicacy isn't *eaten* until it's sacrificed, that the creature that gets -3/-3 on ETB is actually just so disgusted that it runs away
Greyah: If you animate the Nutrient Block you can block with your Nutrients
alchemistsavant: I want to beat someone to death with a nutrient block at some point in my life
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sallomon33: white seems very good too
NoxStryx: @armstrongrgm96x it smells so bad it hurts
alchemistsavant: Is this related to magic or not? who knows.
LRRbot: Wurmwall Sweeper [2] | Artifact — Spacecraft | When this Spacecraft enters, surveil 2. / Station / STATION 4+ / Flying / 2/2
theymerLoviatar: @alchemistsavant ...in the game, right?
sallomon33: blue... seems to be lagging behind a bit
Jethrain: @ArmstrongRGM96X the -3/-3 is just the stench
CnCPOWERHOUR: colorless looks good
Seth_Erickson: Colorless is looking pretty good this set
bytecaster: Green looks good
no_antlers: my favourite meal is [nutrient block]
Stormgod519: I mean sure...
maximus416: Colourless looks good this set
asthanius: All Colors Are Beautiful
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Pink looks good this set
sallomon33: oops, I immediately broke it Adam, sorry x_x
TXC2: alchemistsavant someone has probably been ganked by an MRE in their time
Opheliaway: colourless looks good
Angreed66: Gruul looks better
niccus: lands look good this set
foopoiuyt: Mauve looks good in this set
theymerLoviatar: Adam looks good this set
garash2k: Purple looks good in this set
Bloodwrath55: green looks good
LoneRole: colorless looks awful in this set
Marvoleath: But what about colorless?!
Jogela: Wow, Teal cards looks great
somebasil: Wow colorless is looking great
ProcyonFlynn: Gold is looking pretty choice
bytecaster: One game, Meta is solved
A_Dub888: Adam, YOU look good in this set
Kharl77: in FIN colors were pretty balanced for the most part tbh.
public_key_reveal_party: Wow {card color} looks great in this set
fistandulusrobe: WUBRG looks good in this set.
accountmadeforants: @LRRMTG_Judge Yup, I'm now realizing I really did have a brainfart, I really liked Clash of Titans in Ikoria
SoylentDoener: colours are so overpowered again
sallomon33: Orange looks godo in thsi set
Volus_dude: dubious delicacy must be a nordic thing.
KhazzyB: chartreuse looks great in this set
hattingston: man gruul op
CnCPOWERHOUR: Adam looks good every set
smurfomancer: Blue could get more love
Stormgod519: ca cawwww?
GhassanPL: Wow, purple looks good in this set
CrazySliver: looking at this game, green and red seem lacking
jiantwitch: Adam as a worm looks good in this set, regardless of size.
truediamondback: blue looks good. not in the context of this set, it’s just a really pretty color
Stormgod519: @GhassanPL oh don't make me wish
forestflunge: "I like indestructible food" - a sentence I prefer to hear frm Graham and not a GMO CEO
martian_kyo: Flying looks good
LRRMTG_Judge: @accountmadeforants Don't worry, there are like 25 or 30 thousand cards in this game, we can't be expected to remember them all! - Squirrel
petey_vonwho: Orange looks really strong this set
lochnessseammonster:
OldUncleDan: I think walls generally want to block.
TXC2: Blocking hasn't happened snice 2018
sallomon33: from what I hear, in Amonkhet limited creatures didn't want to block
notthepenguins: kinda effed up that they don't get a choice in the matter isn't it
GhassanPL:
Also, snow-covered looks good in this set
TehAmelie: we have tried indestructible food, remember olestra?
TheOneInquisitor: Look. After BFZ ended up with no wortwhile green we're a little traumatised about limited having weaker/stronger colours
netfeed: i really like how the light hit the lands, thought she had some new cool lands
Stormgod519: pink is way better
IshtarsDonut: idk about all that
Stormgod519: not even close
josh___something: Green is peak, coward
A_Dub888: Adam looks good
Coloneljesus: ok but consider purple
MWGNZ:
LoneRole: RED RISE UP
natas1311: i think all the colors but red is pretty good
JMGoody: But also in Magic
gibbousm: Team Yellow!
alchemistsavant: I'm a teal trooper
GhassanPL:
Specificly, Tardis blue and C64 blue look the best
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I thought he said "red lickers"
VrolikSyndrome: Oh yeah? 3 damage to face.
Jethrain: chartruthers, if you will
JinaMahavira: Purple crew
Seth_Erickson: yeah sure beach boy
bujabin: teal tho
pipshardfour: adam out here dropping truth bombs
duncantm13: Adam what's your stance on purple
Stormgod519: WOW
CuteTeaGoat: alright Squirrel Token, i know it looks bad, but I really need you to get in the way of that dinosaur
VrolikSyndrome: NOW what.
sallomon33:
I like all three in RGB
Marvoleath: Purple gang anyone?
Spades_Slicc: I prefer Ultraviolet B personally
lochnessseammonster:
Stormgod519: A+ Nelly!
RandomTrivia: NELLY YES
tehThane: Big fan of Green. Chartreuse is a nice shade
TXC2:
Damn Nelly
brieandbacon: M'genta
lochnessseammonster:
josh___something: okay fine, nelly wins
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I like a nice silvery blue.
Mr_Bitterness: Love it when Adam brings this energy
BlueFingers5: I'm a periwinkle apologist, she did nothing wrong
gualdhar: Adam's shooting from the hip and hitting all bullseyes
theambivalentagender: Cyan
AleisAlpto: blue is the most evil invention to ever see the face of this god-forsaken earth
UltraVioletVodoo: @Spades_Slicc oh thanks
Obos_TAB: wow, someone woke up and chose violet
TehAmelie: Abzan is the best, i will not be taking questions at this time
Marvoleath: excellent, Nelly
NonjaBiru: octarine is the best color in magic
QuixoticScrivener: Izzet: my cards have all the primary colors.
A_Dub888:
bystanders are making puns!
TheWriterAleph: m3gan?
Lord_Hosk: Green is better than Blue Adam... Please don't fight me... I don't want to be punched into last week
LRRMTG_Judge: Team More Mauve!
petey_vonwho: Adam, what's it like to be so wrong?
no_antlers: i want to see an non-creature artifact that enters with a flying counter. you can remove the counter to destroy the artifact and target creature. i call it “inconvenient piano”
martian_kyo: That joke blue us all away Nelly
Stormgod519: @TheWriterAleph I too loved the Big Mid Quiz... (tho this probably came from elsewhere)
jiantwitch: I like Sepia as a colour.
Stormgod519: oh shoot, I gotta go workout
LRRbot: Dubious Delicacy [2B] | Artifact — Food | Flash / When this artifact enters, up to one target creature gets −3/−3 until end of turn. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Target opponent loses 3 life.
Marvoleath: Purple is so cool it's not even a real color, like black or white
LRRMTG_Judge: @no_antlers Flavour fail, doesn't die to Defenestrate - Squirrel
Stormgod519: Ill be going now chat; take care yall. be back later
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TXC2: stay safe Stormgod519
Vampyre_Lord: @no_antlers reminds me of floodgate, i like it
accountmadeforants: I'm working for the radical magenta agenda
Akaiatana: Oh, Wurmwall Sweeper has *Station.* I thought it had storm for a moment
Stormgod519:
Volus_dude: wotc should make a beige land. so we couldhave besics (beige + basic)
bytecaster: Thiiiiis is the cool part, you loose another creature!
Aceviru: It's happening!
rhys_enn: I really dont know what im looking at in that dubious delicacy art
theymerLoviatar: @Akaiatana Wurmwall Stormer?
niccus: angel flies by, drops the most heinous dish you've ever seen, leaves
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Desruprot: that delicacy is strong when it can be reanimated
sallomon33:
natas1311: the angel did stuff
BlueFingers5: The angle said, gimme some more of that dubious delicacy
accountmadeforants:
sallomon33: @Desruprot it's strong in general!
Marvoleath: and then, leftovers attacked
theymerLoviatar: @accountmadeforants the card I was thinking about was Mutiny
dpfried: Dubious-er delicacy
wifi12345678910: Anyways here's Wurmderwall
Justherefortherewards: Graham, we need people to want to show up as guests, you can't just do this to em
TXC2: Fully operational battle station!
martian_kyo: Eating food from trash is usually bad idea.
TehAmelie: we talked a lot about this back when they made glass lands, there's sadly no way Magic would function if you added a sixth color
bytecaster: Imagine if the space ship didn't have flying
natas1311: oh god they are both flyiers
miguel_oddsocks: Lua "this is fine"
medebula: Graham is here to make Lua a sCRY-baby
ProcyonFlynn:
@martian_kyo 
y'all need to find better sources of trash
Desruprot: @bytecaster not very spacey to not fly
fuzzychub: Oooh love the Warp Zone card
petey_vonwho: Did someone forget to tell Graham you're supposed to be nice to the guests?
Featherweight_: that counter, So legible
TheWormbo: Reminder, chat: It's not a separate zone, just exile.
no_antlers: healthy, moisturised, in your lane, etc
Opheliaway: 5 manable
accountmadeforants: @bytecaster I mean, a space ship can't necessarily fly in atmosphere
wifi12345678910: yeah
Greyah: There is one.
Seth_Erickson: There's an Space elevator
Pharmacistjudge: yes there are
Akaiatana: By the way, Paul, great job with the life change summary notification.
Seth_Erickson: but it's not a creature
duncantm13: Eternity Elevator
Jethrain: all of the ones that become creatures have flying
BrowneePointz: there's a space elevator
niccus: i think there's one that doesnt animate
sallomon33: every spaceship in this set has flying
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Tom_Bruise: !card Eternity Elevator
LRRbot: The Eternity Elevator [5] | Legendary Artifact — Spacecraft | {T}: Add {C}{C}{C}. / Station / STATION 20+ / {T}: Add X mana of any one color, where X is the number of charge counters on The Eternity Elevator.
LRRbot: Dubious Delicacy [2B] | Artifact — Food | Flash / When this artifact enters, up to one target creature gets −3/−3 until end of turn. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life. / {2}, {T}, …
iSmartMan1: Looks like it's primarily for activating Landers
LBAW: That's a fun play on fook
LBAW: food
Jaime Grijalba: graham won twice, why are they still playing? just a free round or?
Sarah: Just for fun
Jaime Grijalba: neat
iSmartMan1: Race to the slivers!
John Hill: oh right, I forgot this was today! luckily I work from home
LRRbot: Wurmwall Sweeper [2] | Artifact — Spacecraft | When this Spacecraft enters, surveil 2. / Station / STATION 4+ / Flying / 2/2
OddOne: Managing to catch the PPR on EU normal time ❤
Zinga: Colorless looks good
Pharmacistjudge: there is time left in the round, they can play extra games for fun.
darkora: They're all good colours Bront
James Frank: I swear, if nobody manages to cast the sliver today....
unkeptflea: wow colorless looks good this set
Austin Tanner: Black is typically the color of removal so yeah it’s a good color in limited
Theodore Smith: yeh, red and green have really underpreformed so far ...
Zinga: @James Frank the sliver card is like the jumbo cactuar, people are excited to see it do its thing.
Nataniahu: sure love the green cards we are seeing in this match
James Frank: We really do
Austin Tanner: *gasp* my crown is gone! I stayed silent too long.
Zinga: Decisive aren't we
Saph: If only purple were a colour. Blue/red just isn't the same.
Austin Tanner: I lost the monarch. Who hit me? Haha
Radmobile: oh no
Ember: My favorite Magic color is pink.
Zinga: @Austin Tanner I wouldn't worry - the crown is temporary, just like being the monarch.
Yellowmaster52: yellow is the best color
LRRbot: Dubious Delicacy [2B] | Artifact — Food | Flash / When this artifact enters, up to one target creature gets −3/−3 until end of turn. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life. / {2}, {T}, …
Ember: Petition to rename all the guilds to just their combined colors?
Zinga: I'll finish my lunch break and probably go silent so you'll take my spot probably.
James Frank: Is that a form of force feeding?
Fine Otter: idk in all the games I've seen so far black only has a 50% winrate
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Austin Tanner: @Zinga hence my monarch joke. I figured it was some funky thing.
Ember: So Izzet is ppurple?
42bluefish: ah yes. The guild of Grue
James Frank: Regurgitated food? Does that make it better or worse?
Zinga: @Austin Tanner oh lol, I missed your joke while writing that message
Ember: Simic would be teal
EhCanadian: crazy take when green exists
Michelle E: It's space, there's no air!
Michelle E: That is space's whole deal!
Greys N. Owman: Oh I didn’t notice the new(?) graphics for life loss before, neat
Austin Tanner: It happens. I’m cramming as much text in as I can in between bites of sandwich
Seth_Erickson: it's a spacecraft though as far as the game is concerned
sallomon33: which is funny cuz that makes monogreen have flying creatures
vinewood_og: Isn't that just a submarine?
fistandulusrobe: there are the space planet lands.
dpfried: We have those on land... we call them land-spacecrafts.
TehAmelie: didn't we see one that only gains flying when crewed?
Spades_Slicc: A planet is a kind of space ship
ProcyonFlynn: Planets are technically flying, just too big to dodge.
Decaped: Is a Planet a Spaceship? Yes
Desruprot: you can station the 5 planets
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @Decaped Sweet, I'm on a spaceship right now
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fistandulusrobe: planets are spacecraft in the 3rd Star Wars Trilogy under The New Order.
gibbousm: All Spacecrafts that can become a creature have flying
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fuzzychub: I think station on the planets is more like colonizing it or putting people on it to do mining or something. Like living on it.
RandomTrivia:
rosesmcgee: Spaceship Earth, baby
TehAmelie: this island Earth. . .
TXC2: would Marvels Galatus be a space ship?
wifi12345678910: Our favourite rocket ship?
NoxStryx: No like deep space 9 with defender?
fuzzychub: Adam, you gotta pass the blunt
kumatsu: Spaceship Earth IS my favorite Disney Ride
Pharmacistjudge: someone clip that
pipshardfour: no that was perfect
duncantm13: Graham please no. Not in the turtleneck. It fits too well
Kingsgrave: I made it! What have I missed so far?
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Marvoleath:
We are in space!
TXC2: !clips
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GreatWahooney: well yeah, the orbitind underground moonbase, no?
public_key_reveal_party: Graham is just making so many friends today
fistandulusrobe: spaceship Earth is a ride at Disney!!
no_antlers: “I have no blocks” — Graham, nutrient block still in library
TheWormbo: Be good to our space ship, it's the only one we have!
martian_kyo: Everyone has flying in space
NoxStryx: Black looks good in this set
battlegander: almost as good as wheeler's "we put the phrend in phrenology" the other day lolll
aquilonare: in UB fast and furious we'll get a vehicle with station and crew
Aceviru: o//
Desruprot: very scary food
A_Dub888: Your putting yourself in a compromising position? I thought this was a family stream
gamercat88: food looking food in this format
martian_kyo: Graham looks good in this set.
rhys_enn: Damn, grandmas cooking is lethal
sallomon33:
wth Lua
TXC2: Graham chose to be a villian today
Akaiatana: We now need Ian to recreate that in his car
EvilBadman: He already made up his mind, Adam
LoadingReadyRun:
The cyborg corgi card makes me want a Eternalize-style mechanic with creatures that come back from the graveyard as cyborgs (and a bunch of tokens illustrating them)
Marvoleath: @TXC2 it's the turtleneck
natas1311: 3-0 graham your on fire
wifi12345678910: Blame James
sallomon33: @LoadingReadyRun Doctor Who reference?
Omthebox: Shame how Graham got a DQ in the PPR
LordDarkon88: Imma do it, MORTAL KOMBAT!! FINISH HER!
no_antlers: is it a turtleneck or a hoodie?
TinyAwoo: @LoadingReadyRun when we come back to the edge maybe!
no_antlers: a turtleneck hoodie?
Volus_dude: space loaf the mvp
lochnessseammonster:
iDangero: a hoodleneck
bane1138: TORI
TehAmelie: the real winners are people who like fun!
SK__Ren: I either play 14 lands or 17 lands, there is no inbetween
bane1138: poggers
Opheliaway: ayyyyyyyy
BrowneePointz: "Who's Steve Jobs?"
bytecaster: Sudden drix jumpscare
IshtarsDonut: Tori gonna have to take revenge for the scrybabies
wifi12345678910: my ears ow
themercenary1987: AH MY EEARS
theymerLoviatar: ow volume level
LSRubin: it's definitely a fact that if you run 17 lands you get mana-screwed, but if you run 15 you'll flood out
Dandyfloss: this is so much louder omg
chrono2x: Yeah, quite a volume difference
no_antlers: THE RIDDLER!!!
Tom_Bruise: MWOP
sallomon33:
I didn't know I was a quantum rizzler
Omthebox: I think some of you listen to volume way too high
ProcyonFlynn: It's only a 30% volume kick folks. Car alarms are worse than that.
TXC2: some people have headphones
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margieargie: @Omthebox I have to fight with the air conditioner right next to me
no_antlers: I play a swamp and pass, Batman!
bytecaster: No, not the rippy!
Opheliaway: they took away the rippy
g0blinslide: The coalation does change often
LoadingReadyRun: sorry about that. I didn't think the volume was that different
TehAmelie: only yesterday i figured out Tori Amos's legal name is probably Victoria
ErrorCode404:
hey there chat, how's your day goin?
MartonyTho:
DyllonKG: I had this exact issue. Felt like I was losing it
Tom_Bruise: Boosters of Steel
TXC2: also the base was notably higher
EvilBadman: @Tom_Bruise unobtainium
TXC2: hello ErrorCode404 welcome
Opheliaway: if you don't spatchcock your turkey at thanksgiving, you're doing it wrong
sallomon33: @TehAmelie naah, it's obviously Toriel and it's an elaborate Undertale reference
no_antlers: those are the guys arms, right?
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ProcyonFlynn: The foil is beautiful, the art is upsetting.
RealGamerCow: if walls were still a thing, this would be good to get rid of walls
Justherefortherewards: wow that startled me
Aceviru: lol
tryllebanjo: trippyyy
margieargie:
no_antlers: they sorta look a HUGR rack lmao
Opheliaway:
Elmo said that 
fuzzychub: I really hope LRR brings back nicknames!
sallomon33: specifically the 'burn the world' Elmo
ancienthangover: wow
no_antlers: *huge
fuzzychub: This would a great nicknames set
coriolis_storm: OOh, nice reading by G
kamkazi: oh with the Elmo hack that hits different
Kingsgrave: That's an honest magic card
James Frank: Yes, because there are some that don't turn into creatures
Zinga: The spacecraft are in the atmosp-air sometimes.
Attelino: no, spaceships are meant to fly
Austin Tanner: Total Recall with the inflated heads?
Deso: The spaceships just have a really big gait
Nataniahu: I think it was a controversial move of wizards to add seven colours of mana to just 'screw the colourblind'
SmithKurosaki: Oh Adam :)
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Lukas Moreira: Welcome to, Spaceship Earth
Michelle E: Tell me you've never been to EPCOT without telling me you've never been to EPCOT
Radmobile: Umm we're on the moon because otherwise why would it be called the Moonbase gosh
Zinga: Wait, wait, does that mean we are all stationing earth? That's a bunch of charge counters!
Radmobile: oh sweet I got a crown
ShadeRicter: oh so still DoB because of the food?
James Frank: Earth must be out of abilities by now...
Stormgod: o7...
Austin Tanner: Draw a card at the end of turn
Jon Grayson: hello, I just got here. been watching for a while, set looks SWEET
Theodore Smith: eyelands
James Frank: No slivers.... :(
Dylan Curley: First ever live ppr viewing and it's just as delightful as I'd hoped
Radmobile: wtb more slivers plz
Sarah: There's still lots of time for there to be slivers today
Austin Tanner: Statistics are a funny thing
Sarah: So fingers crossed
Austin Tanner: I’ve never had too much issue with 16 lands except in LOTR which ironically had land cycles
Austin Tanner: Cyclers
Zinga: Slivers up and down my spine.
James Frank: But slivers don't have fingers :(
James Frank: Or do they?
WeedMom666: I'm so pleasantly surprised to see the scrybabies!! I love them so much!
James Frank: What are those? appendages?
Nataniahu: spatch-huh?
Austin Tanner: Collectors boosters a tough these days. I started using scissors.
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Austin Tanner: So it’s not just you guys
Lukas Moreira: Never opened a real magic booster in my life, only in arena.
Zinga: "That's a quote from elmo" is fantastic. I gotta use that.
Nataniahu: you have no power over me -said tezzeret not controllably
Obos_TAB: thak you I have ALSO been singing evenflo
benjamin_wheeler: steven flowe
wifi12345678910: Even Flow
lightfut: Evenflow, love it
DyllonKG: Fantastic reference
accountmadeforants: I love the "beast" creature type. Like, just "what is that thing, what kind of... fuck it, it's an animal of *some* sort"
StillSteveman: For Whom the Pearl Jams
EvilBadman: @benjamin_wheeler the wrassler?
colzinc: ITS TORI!!!!
benjamin_wheeler: @EvilBadman the same
Tom_Bruise: cards arrive like butterflies. We don't know, But we won't read them anywaaaaay
themercenary1987: @benjamin_wheeler STEVEN FLOW! know of him through Maffew of Botchamania
Vampyre_Lord: @StillSteveman it jams for thee!
raisins4life: dog water matter shaper definitely a future card name
EvilBadman: @benjamin_wheeler (nods, points at screen)
Opheliaway: nothing really matters
TheMandrew: No fate but what we maker
Kingsgrave: I found you, Fatemaker!
margieargie: *laugh track*
Tom_Bruise: This Crack-A-Pack is daffy
Mr_Horrible: it's that pill from Osmosis Jones
nyc_mtg: shoutout ozzy
EvilBadman: big Drix energy button when
BrowneePointz: He's a ..Fatemaker...Heartbreaker
no_antlers: seinfeld theme
ancienthangover: bug men
BrowneePointz: wait..Fatemaker...Dream Taker?
Kentosaurus: @EvilBadman nailed it in one
TimeToFry: Drixp
Opheliaway: drix drip
TimeToFry: Hmm
sallomon33: Drixip
Tom_Bruise: I never knew Pat Benetar was a Drix
TehAmelie: dr-p-x
fuzzychub: Because green needed more help....
miguel_oddsocks: Tori's dad jokes never get old
brieandbacon: Wayfarer's Bauble
TXC2: clue but for land
KingOfDoma: Functionally better Abzan counter lord
TinyAwoo: I can't hear plus one on crack a pack without thinking of Graham and Wheeler losing their minds over plus one plus one plus one counter
no_antlers: They tapped me to station a spacecraft, Jerry!
sallomon33: @brieandbacon a person of culture
Opheliaway: Magic card or Metal Band?
BrowneePointz: The Immortal Faller is the Messianic figure of the Monoist Faith
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BrowneePointz: present in the heart of every void
TimeToFry: The Monoists really do just worship those little Fall Guys huh
godsowntwohands:
miguel_oddsocks: Shame its surveil and not scry...baby
brieandbacon: @sallomon33 Oh no, it grew back?
Kingsgrave: Salvation lies in the Faller's Hymns
ErrorCode404: card's kinda gas
planeswalkagogo: people keep calling Landers "rampant growth as a token", but isn't it just a token Wayfarer's Bauble?
LRRMTG_Judge: !card Void
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Spades_Slicc: What is if Debris Field Crusher than?
Debatra: The fact that Void doesn't say "nontoken" is going to open up a lot of onsense.
sallomon33: @brieandbacon not sure what you mean, I just appreciate a correct comparison >_>
accountmadeforants: @planeswalkagogo All I'm thinking is that this means Clues should be called Drawers.
Tom_Bruise: We're not above a lot of things
RayFK: We old fam
RandomTrivia: Graham and Tori's combined energy is absolutely delightful D
RandomTrivia:
*
BrowneePointz: Bill and Ted intensifies
sallomon33: no one is above these jokes, some are just hiding it
TinyAwoo: @Debatra also doesn't that "that you control" so removing an opponent's stuff triggers it
bytecaster: That space ship breathes fire
alchemistsavant: @planeswalkagogo wayfarer's bauble is just rampant growth on an artifact, so people naturally go to the source. that and the opportunity cost of bauble is technically 3 mana and not 2
TehAmelie: space firebreathing!
BrowneePointz: oh I bet that looks stunning in foil
TXC2:
kids have to learn about good comedy somewhen
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: That looks cool
public_key_reveal_party: That art is gorgeous
Bruceski: @TehAmelie Fires don't work in space, it's laserbreathing
Abavus:
dilbert11: I'd watch a magic talk show featuring them just riffing about random stuff. They have good bant
fuzzychub: White land fetch yesssss
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Bruceski: plasmabreathing?
fuzzychub: The art... muaah
50keyz: such awesome art
Opheliaway: Can that tutor for a plains card with mana value 2 or more?
TehAmelie: @Bruceski change accepted
Aceviru: Cheating on mana? Never
Geisterkarle: too soon
Travilogue: Zathros
coriolis_storm: @dilbert11 The Scryfall Roulette episodes of TTC are basically that
A_Dub888: Ultros?
TXC2:
there is a turn 4 infitante loop in limited, so yes warp is broken
TehAmelie: yeah, this one has no flying natively
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: he, she, we thros
fuzzychub: @Travilogue No no, Zathras
Pharmacistjudge: scan shipping? is this the new trend on AoE?
Opheliaway: I-thros. U-thros. He, she, me. Thros
aquilonare: oh neat. sidequest: card collection
50keyz: uthros urthros galley?
LRRMTG_Judge: @Opheliaway Those don't exist unfortunately, but if it did, it would be able to, yes. - Squirrel
BrowneePointz: Sporca
TehAmelie: thou-tros, thee-thros
EvilBadman: @50keyz well played
LiveFaust: OURthros, comrade.
sallomon33: @Opheliaway would it be They-ros or They-thros?
Aceviru: Those basics are fire
Radmobile: I mostly have trouble opening boosters because in my hand it feels like money evaporating from my wallet
ShadeRicter: wow a mox that doesn't add mana
James Frank: The mox for the set
Zinga: For ff in particular I wanted to keep the packs together so that I can use the packs for an art project.
Austin Tanner: Sssspppaaaacccceeee voice
Nataniahu: nothing ever matters
Zinga: drix-drip
Anakin Skytoker: can someone please let me know where we are at in the stream?
Nataniahu: Sami my GOAT
SmithKurosaki: @Anakin Skytoker Currently between rounds 1 and 2, doing a crack a pack
James Frank: Other people being curious? Draw a card. Sami being curious? Get a life and move somewhere else.
qwillerr: its wayfarers bauble, not rampant growth XP
digiman619: it's Wayfinder's Bauble as a token
Radmobile: time for another round of Metal Band or Magic Card
Dice Dude: to me, its more that they made Wayfarer's Bauble a token, since it's an artifact with 2, t, sac for that ability
Radmobile: Station!
SmithKurosaki: ooo starfield is pretttyyyyy
James Frank: Still can't get used to White gaining card advantage...
Sarah: yeah that's really neat
Zinga: Space angels is such a fun concept
Nataniahu: Urethra Scan-ship
Pharmacistjudge: scan shipping? is this the new trend on Ao3?
Sarah_Serinde: That is a pretty land
BrowneePointz: Graham just made a friend!
colzinc: Is there a space turtle?
50keyz:
@EvilBadman thanks!
turtleman7420:
No space turtle
colzinc: sad
LibraryWitchKei:
100% Agree Graham.
TheOneCalledStu: playing destiny right now
Mr_Horrible: "This rock thinks I'm cool"
TehAmelie: it's true, seeing all the space landscapes is 99% of the reason i ever played Destiny
BrowneePointz: Anakin Voidwalker
Kingsgrave: Alpharad
MrGibberish: G and Tori has such such great energy together
BrowneePointz: like tell me that's not just Anakin in ep 3
fuzzychub: @BrowneePointz Hah!!! That's good
Kentosaurus: @colzinc there is a space whale if that interests you
apocalyptic_squirrel: @BrowneePointz this is very good
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RandomTrivia: HWHAT?!
SK__Ren: That this is on Attack is grooooosssss
neisan2112: I do like non mana ward
TimeToFry: @BrowneePointz This guy is actually a likeable character
RandomTrivia: I guess it is 5 mana
Opheliaway: Alpharael is so close to Alpharad
BrowneePointz: @TimeToFry I know.
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accountmadeforants: I hope we get Alpharael's rock with googly eyes as a pet in Arena
sallomon33: @BrowneePointz why would I correct you when you're 100% correct?
Marvoleath: he did lose his twin sister recently
Kentosaurus: that's just glados
TehAmelie: would they know what a kilo is in the galaxy far away?
Opheliaway: The cake is a lie
LadyAiluros: Speaking of Destiny, that has big Vex vibes ...
smurfomancer: Cameron: "Death comes for us all"
Kivipaperisakset: had to turn yt on but keepin twitch chat open. Twitch kept lagging
fuzzychub: @Marvoleath I love the fact that's a reference to Hawking radiation
MrGibberish: Well, considering what happened to his sister, him being emo makes sense
TimeToFry: Hach imachi
Mr_Horrible: I can't remember, were the apogee the U/W homies from Aetherdrift?
Aceviru: Ooh it's on YT
measurenull:
RandomTrivia: Oooooooh, so pretty
BrowneePointz: @Mr_Horrible Guidelight Voyagers
Mr_Horrible: ah
natas1311: oh shesh thats crazy
BrowneePointz: but they are here as well
sallomon33: @MrGibberish emo is only a letter away from elmo, just saying btw
Kivipaperisakset: can shock lands be opened in play boosters, or is it collector only?
fuzzychub: These are the cards that are being seen through a viewport
BrowneePointz: only a couple...including one getting torn apart by a dog
Debatra: If I had a nickel for every space-themed Magic set that reprinted the shock lands...
Kharl77: nice art.
accountmadeforants: Between this and Unfinity, I like how we're getting a full suite of space basics and space shocklands.
smurfomancer: Need.
BrowneePointz: Shocks are in the Set proper, that variant may be collector only?
Opheliaway: @Kivipaperisakset shock lands are just in the set. i don't know about the special arts
fuzzychub: @Debatra You'd have 1 nickel?
marxmarksman: I must say, I prefer Lemonade to Colon-ade.
MrGibberish: @sallomon33 there is a gif of emo elmo somewhere
Pharmacistjudge: shocklands can be opened in playboosters. they have been added to standard
Jethrain: "A blue mental creature"
Debatra: @fuzzychub Two. Unfinity.
TheWormbo: Groock?
Kivipaperisakset: oh they're not even special guests? Just IN the set?
Kivipaperisakset: neat
sallomon33: @MrGibberish there has to be
TehAmelie: it's very sci-fi
fuzzychub: @Debatra Oh..we don't talk about that set
notthepenguins: I think the font is cool except for the... A, I think it is?
sallomon33: @realbadatthis_ perfection
LibraryWitchKei: @fuzzychub Why not? It was rad
EvilBadman: @fuzzychub why not it rules
notthepenguins: there's one or two letters that trip me up and shouldn't
themercenary1987: Oh hey Gaeas Cradle again
lightfut: Evendooooo
VVVC_SMITE: Evendo, bugs emerge to break the ice
natas1311: OHHH MY GOD gaeas cradle
Bruceski: Don't lean into space without a tether.
TXC2: realbadatthis_ art
A_Dub888: how do you lean into an area without gravity?
accountmadeforants: @Pharmacistjudge Ah, it's that time of standard again, excellent.
Debatra: @fuzzychub Not a lot, but its weird that it's happened twice.
ErrorCode404:
just slightly less powerful
fuzzychub: Unfinity was the set that had stickers right? And attractions? Bleh to both
themercenary1987: Though they still have not done a Not Serr's Sanctum
Debatra: Yes.
steffex2:
cradle to get creatures out to station this 
measurenull: i feel like this coulda entered untapped but it depends on how easy that station ability is to get online
TehAmelie: very Moebius art
Opheliaway: hweft hwalking
themercenary1987: Feels like that is still a worse Itlamoc
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: @fuzzychub They are great in Limited. The cards should never have become legal in other formats.
couchboyj: Still waiting for my fixed The Blazing Peaks, WotC >:(
Debatra: The easier it is to Station the Cradle planet, the less you probably need it.
BrowneePointz: For chat, Weftwalking is what they call interstellar travel in this(it's kind of dimension hopping/folding) and the Drix can just *do* it as a Species(cuz of tech and biological engineering possibly)
fuzzychub: @TheSoundOfWhiteNoise Definitely agree. I didn't mind them as part of their own set. But legal in black-bordered formats? No, 1000 times no
sallomon33: this alpharael is pretty good in Limited, but I don't think it's first pickable
Mr_Bitterness: @BrowneePointz And so can cats
fuzzychub: @BrowneePointz I think they also know some ancient magic too
Debatra: @BrowneePointz New card type: Weftwalker
BrowneePointz: They have Tech gifted to them from the Fomori
lightfut: The fresh fighter
fuzzychub: Drix, the freshmaker!
sallomon33: being a 5 mana 3/3 with a somewhat difficult condition is pretty rough
TXC2: !patreon
Old_Salty_Sean: !mtgeoe
SmithKurosaki: Hey Pharmacist
Wilcifer: Destiny mentioned!
Radmobile: I want to start a merc service called P's Harmacy
digiman619: @nathaniahu I loved her song R-E-S-P-E-C-T
Radmobile: Oh no. I've dropped to third
Austin Tanner: Marty Marty we gotta go back to
Pharmacistjudge: merc service of nothing but aggressive mercy players.
Nataniahu: His religion is Emo
SmithKurosaki: Now that commander looks like a Vex
Austin Tanner: To universes within sets!
Radmobile: Yeah. They can unheal the stuff outta you
Austin Tanner: Mana is gonna be crazy good in standard
aceviru: Hell yeah. Now I'm hanging out with the cool kids
SmithKurosaki: Welcome in
Austin Tanner: Wait, this is the first time Shocks got removed from Ravnica
Radmobile: That Stomping Grounds looks super nice
Austin Tanner: Right?
Pharmacistjudge: unfinity
Radmobile: Same with Evendo. That style is really gettin me
Pharmacistjudge: and also zendikar masterpieces
digiman619: @austin Tanner. No, but it is the first time in a Standard legal set
Manaclasher: That card is going to be crazy for green and colourless
AlyssaSwift: How dare they make me pay taxes to activate my Gaea's Cradle? /s
Radmobile: I'd call it a dollar store Gaea's Cradle except it is still too expensive for that
sallomon33: esp sicne he has to attack to do it
TXC2: yousm't!
measurenull:
BrowneePointz: and possibly other leftover bits from the Vaar/Fomori. Kind of what is left from Antiquity of these powerful hyper-advanced civilization
TXC2: !mtgeoe
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LuaStardust: thanks for being so cool chat! :')
ExhaustedElox: How did Round 1 go? I got here late.
TehAmelie: thanks for being here!
sallomon33:
@LuaStardust I hope you had fun despite the losses
Xed_Regulus: Thanks for giving us a reason to be cool!
themercenary1987: @ExhaustedElox Graham won... due to flood
LRRMTG_Judge:
don't tell them that. it will go straight to their heads.
50keyz:
BrowneePointz: but yea the secrets behind it lie on Drix Anchorworlds, they don't let anyone ON their homeworlds, and the Drix can just...cut seams into reality and interstellar travel
bytecaster: @themercenary1987 Also beetles
Volus_dude: 3-0 for graham and his black white deck
Debatra: @sallomon33 "Somewhat difficult condition"??? What? Just crack a token or play a removal spell. Heck, you're in black. Sac a creature.
miguel_oddsocks: Rooting for team scrytops and bottoms from the discord
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BrowneePointz: full on Subtle Knife style
ExhaustedElox: @themercenary1987 Thanks
LRRMTG_Judge: @ExhaustedElox Graham embraced his villainous side - BlackRose
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MagnusVir: I'm going to have even flow stuck in my head the rest of the day now
sallomon33: @Debatra void is not as easy as it seems, we've had this with morbid already
chanterelleton: catJAM
BrowneePointz: Evendo.....like a road of buggy guys!
BrowneePointz: They don't know...so they melt it all away yea--ey-ah!
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sallomon33: revolt was not that easy to activate either in limited
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: I’m digging this Hold Music. great grooves
Mr_Bitterness: Damn, that's some funky bass
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Debatra: @sallomon33 Harder in Limited, sure. But any nonland permanent is A LOT easier than just a creature.
boredkid07:
DMGlol:
sallomon33: also agree, this music is great
boredkid07:
protojman: i recognize this from another lrr production. was this in a friday nights or crapshot?
lutzy08:
TimeToFry: !bgc
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chanterelleton:
TXC2: hello Raiders!
LRRMTG_Judge: Welcome raiders! - Natedogg
TehAmelie: i think this was Bradley Rains actually
Juliamon: That's a Bradley Rains track yeah
TXC2: indeed Bradley rains
TehAmelie: also a Bandcamp treasure
Juliamon: so likely you heard it from FN
TXC2: and we're back
LuaStardust: LETS GO TORI
LuaStardust: BUT ALSO LETS GO BEN
TehAmelie: hello!
themercenary1987: Add some charge counters
LuaStardust: ANDV ALSO CAMERON
meddlingmagelive: OMEGALUL
sallomon33: @sallomon33 what about revolt in limited then, that one is much closer and I think it played similarly to morbid
Mr_Horrible:
you can play favorites, Lua, we don't mind
miguel_oddsocks: Lez go toriiiiii
meddlingmagelive: +2
theColmio: Wowwww cameron!
nyc_mtg: im rooting for cameron
StillSteveman: @LuaStardust I am Tori #1 fan
Volus_dude:
bane1138: TORI
bane1138: gotta avenge Lua here
GreatWahooney: pretty eepy despite having inhaled a big mug of tea
lirazel64: Bradley Rains did a bunch of new music for Friday Nights recently.
StillSteveman: Tori will avenge
TehAmelie: in the event both players lose, Cameron wins, right?
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Ben is going to cry
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MWGNZ:
themercenary1987: DAMN!
scienceglizzy: Whatcha drinking, Cam?
Mr_Horrible: "Ben we gotta have a talk"
miguel_oddsocks: Is tori playing green @stillsteveman 😅😅
50keyz: ben's hair looks great!
LuaStardust: *removing all my lands*
StillSteveman: @miguel_oddsocks perhaps
Mr_Horrible: both good deck names
miguel_oddsocks: Pure trample
no_antlers: Yoooo we’re Cameronmaxxing
LRRbot: Hemosymbic Mite [G] | Creature — Mite [1/1] | Whenever this creature becomes tapped, another target creature you control gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is this creature's power.
LoneRole: ben deck looks good black is strong in this set
Mr_Bitterness: Mmm, farscape
boredkid07:
OldManScythe: @LuaStardust Just leave six, that's all you need to cast everything, right?
Casual_Thurston: nice
RealGamerCow: new color!
TXC2: people should watch Farscape, even if it is a flawed show
Thadrin46: I keep meaning to dod afull rewatch of Farscape...
Marvoleath: might mite
DeM0nFiRe: Hemosymbic might what?
godsowntwohands:
TehAmelie: whenever it's tapped, hmmm
themercenary1987: @TXC2 Flawed?
NotBoy: Commercial.
digiman619: Ah, the downside of watching live: Can't fast forward past the commercials
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Austin Tanner: Forgot about unfinity
Austin Tanner: So shocks exist in space and on Ravnica
digiman619: So, while we wait, how was everyone's day been going?
SmithKurosaki: Not too bad
aceviru: Remember to smash that like button
Xmann1076: so, what'd I miss?
aceviru: Game 1.
Manaclasher: Back
digiman619: @aceviru I mean, take the like button to dinner first
aceviru: lol
Radmobile: Loving that pineappleskull shirt
Austin Tanner: Off to eat eggs and paddle board. Enjoy the day everyone!
LRRbot: Hemosymbic Mite [G] | Creature — Mite [1/1] | Whenever this creature becomes tapped, another target creature you control gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is this creature's power.
aceviru: see ya
James Frank: We shall
Radmobile: mite or mite not?
digiman619: Will do!
郑昊旻: Missed the first game, did anyone actually stationed a spacecraft yet?
mixtand138: Agreed. Everyone should watch Farscape, Ben.
TXC2: themercenary1987 big ideas, doesn't quite exicute them
Mr_Horrible: funny to imagine a mite stationing
Wolfii_TV: can we get a close up of Bens sleeves? They look amazing! Where can we get them from?
TXC2: *execute
Mr_Horrible: "yes, this grub is integral to the operation of this ship"
BrowneePointz: Analog Ship design
themercenary1987: @TXC2 Very fair! I do agree, but i will say the puppet work is the henson compnay best
sallomon33: @Wolfii_TV for a moment I thought you meant his shirt's sleeves for some reason lol
nyc_mtg: that drone better be unionized
TXC2: themercenary1987 oh abosolutly
50keyz: @nyc_mtg i believe they have been exposed to un-ionizing radiation
boredkid07: Classic liar, Ben Ulmer
Mr_Horrible: Ben continues the tradition(?) of fibbing about his PPR colors on the overlay
Decaped: oh no the kerning
hackingducks:
Ben's deck name so good.
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Ben is a Henry Rollins
nyc_mtg: @50keyz fantastic omg
Spades_Slicc: But what is Ben liar than?
LoneRole: BEN: Magic's biggest liar
dilbert11: Ben is a lier token
Wolfii_TV: @sallomon33 yes where can I get just the sleeves of his shirt XD
BrowneePointz: yea there's a lot of Mass Effect/Destiny more organic curved ships with mixes of Star Wars' Analog designs. it makes it FEEL like there's multiple species/cultures
LRRbot: Wurmwall Sweeper [2] | Artifact — Spacecraft | When this Spacecraft enters, surveil 2. / Station / STATION 4+ / Flying / 2/2
TheWriterAleph: spaaaaace!
aquilonare: tori only looked at 1 card. surveil 2
zulazeela: she surveiled only 1
emcee_squared: She surveilled wrong judgeeee
Mr_Horrible: @BrowneePointz yeah, you get a big feel for the different factions with how different, say, the Kavu ships look vs the Eumidian ships
TXC2: !relaxed
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Thadrin46: (bill and ted) STATION! (/Bill and ted)
public_key_reveal_party: I read the two blue lines in the 0's on those as 1's
LRRbot: Dubious Delicacy [2B] | Artifact — Food | Flash / When this artifact enters, up to one target creature gets −3/−3 until end of turn. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Target opponent loses 3 life.
RandomTrivia: Don't put food in the fuel cells, kids!
sallomon33: Ben feeding the station, in this case a very good idea
Mr_Horrible: when your spacecraft stands in the doorway of your room at 3am saying "I frew up"
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Blowing up spaceships with food
MWGNZ: spaceship killed by seeing food
Caryotip: blow it up with food
Sage0fMadness: @Mr_Horrible hahahaha
control_rig: Specifically blowing up the bathroom
RealGamerCow: dubious delicacy seems like such a great card
jiantwitch: Smuggled in poisoned food rations to the mess hall of the space station.
boredkid07: Cursed to live
Mr_Horrible: that guy: "Wait, what?"
Bruceski: "Congratulations on the successful launch! Celebration meal in the galley."
TehAmelie: the station is fully crewed! i wonder if that wording will work really well
owangel1: Food got caught in the plasma manifold and blew up the ship lol
passiapax: nice design the poisoned food
Thadrin46: (Benny lego astronaut) Spaceship! Spaceship! SPACESHIP! (/Benny Lego Astronaut)
Mr_Horrible:
but then that guy can't block, Ben. THINK!
thanzo: don't put alien potatoes in the exhaust port of your spacecraft
ProcyonFlynn: Food so bad they had to decommission the entire station. But have been a real bad egg.
Dog_of_Myth: Just got off work, hope I didn't miss too much
JinaMahavira: oh no, is Ben doing the THING?
Mr_Horrible: What will you have in 500 turns?!
BrowneePointz: matters for things like Luxior
TimeToFry: Thinking about Duskmourn's Survivors
SK__Ren: oh, Survivor cards
miguel_oddsocks: Spaceships are just cars in space #lightningmcqueen
LRRMTG_Judge:
but importantly a station creature cannot station itself.
BrowneePointz: since it will get buffed by all the charge counters
Mr_Horrible: @Dog_of_Myth 1 round, but there's plenty more
SK__Ren: @TimeToFry Same braincell
no_antlers: I passa the turn, I don’t pay-a the taxes
TehAmelie: some stations have multiple stages of stationary, don't they?
Bruceski: yes
Bloodwrath55: Artifact removal is definitely premium in this set
BrowneePointz: indeed @TehAmelie
TehAmelie: station-ness
couchboyj:
I got a win in a Final Fantasy draft this morning by over crewing a smugglers copter to force my opponent to draw out with the last chapter of Shiva
Orxolon: the survivors of duskmounr LOVE station XD
Mr_Horrible: @couchboyj oh that's gotta feel great
LRRbot: Cosmogrand Zenith [2W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/4] | Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, choose one — / • Create two 1/1 white Human Soldier creature tokens. / • Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.
sallomon33: @couchboyj that's cool!
bytecaster: This one is not okay
Mr_Horrible: it says "You thought the knife was banned lol"
BrowneePointz: yea card is gross
maximus416: White seems strong this set
passiapax: this is big
TXC2: flurry's back baby!
50keyz: "we banned cori steelcutter"
Opheliaway: white seems good in this
Thadrin46: Huh. My Soldier deck needs that...
Mr_Horrible: how am I getting mogged by a white 3-drop
smurfomancer: Adam: "Why does it say Each!!"
niccus: doesnt die to bad food!
Didero: Shouldn't Ben be at 17?
duncantm13: Ben should be at 17 life
RealGamerCow: I missed the "choose one" and got very scared
couchboyj:
@Mr_Horrible They had a Courel that tapped the copter down the whole match. The scooter didn't loot once. Felt SO good
jjjdanny:
Cozy-Steel
Opheliaway: cozy steel cutter
nyc_mtg: my quilting shears
digiman619: Yeah, but only a small one
ShadeRicter: I miss blood tokens
BiggerFrog: oh hell yeah, Adam is here!
LRRbot: Wurmwall Sweeper [2] | Artifact — Spacecraft | When this Spacecraft enters, surveil 2. / Station / STATION 4+ / Flying / 2/2
digiman619: I'm just happy that WotC hit the brakes sophisticated wasn't another cos0lay
digiman619: *cosplay set
LRRbot: Dubious Delicacy [2B] | Artifact — Food | Flash / When this artifact enters, up to one target creature gets −3/−3 until end of turn. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life. / {2}, {T}, …
Radmobile: Station!
mixtand138: Grixis? Is this a Scorpius deck?
Zinga: Projectile food!
digiman619: It's like over-crewing your vehicles. Normally a bad idea, but has occasional utility
LRRbot: Cosmogrand Zenith [2W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/4] | Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, choose one — / • Create two 1/1 white Human Soldier creature tokens. / • Put a +1/+1 counter o…
Curtis Walchock: terrible for fuel efficiency to put 100 people in the ship
Jaime Grijalba: Welcome back, Cori steel cutter
Fine Otter: i thought Cosmo was a dog though?
aceviru: Some need it as well, as there are some with more upsides the more charge counters it has
Mr_Horrible: @couchboyj oh that's some real justice there
sallomon33: @couchboyj just out of curiosity, are you aware that m19 flashback is on until tomorrow? since you mentioned playing FF limited
Kingsgrave: It's from Zendikar pre-Eldrazi
dilbert11: Is that the nerfed version that makes pillows instead of 1/1 tokens
miguel_oddsocks: You mean..Tori Steel cutter
EphemeralEel_: ahhh LETS GO TORI!!!!
duncantm13: Cam, Ben should be at 17 life
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Opheliaway: @miguel_oddsocks I think its Tori Cardboard Eater
LRRbot: Anticausal Vestige [6] | Creature — Eldrazi [7/5] | When this creature leaves the battlefield, draw a card, then you may put a permanent card with mana value less than or equal to the number of lands you control from your hand onto the battlefield tapped. / Warp {4}
Didero:
Thanks Cam
Bugberry: I got here just in time
duncantm13: Thanks!
Dog_of_Myth:
Mr_Horrible: Backwards Time Guy
dilbert11: The eldrazi!
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sallomon33: and here's the only Eldrazi in the set, nice!
natas1311: omg the eldrazi
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Mattmitchell45: Containment has been broken
Mr_Horrible: Eldrazi Mike saying "Hey where'd all my bros go?"
control_rig: Vorp
Mr_Horrible: Meat Boy voice:
TXC2:
this eldrazi from the last episode of Star trek TNG
TehAmelie: another strictly better Craw Wurm, eh
Kingsgrave: play the whistle
AnotherGoboxel: Ben should have 3 less life
AnotherGoboxel: Oh fixed already
bytecaster: @TehAmelie power creep has gone too far
Mr_Horrible: @TehAmelie craw wurm... walked? So a billion other cards could run?
jiantwitch: I wonder if this implies that the warp tech in in this set is based on research of the Eldrazi.
TehAmelie: maybe we just have to accept that Craw Wurm was garbage
sallomon33: @Mr_Horrible no, it craw...led
Pharmacistjudge: I'm just a guy, i only warp away. I don't know where my soul is. I only know where my zone is.
Mr_Horrible: I guess the t-rexes run, but not many others
KodeMage: phrasing?
OdnoGoos: why is birb tapped ?
kamkazi: it will come.... eventually
BrowneePointz: @jiantwitch all we know is the knowledge of Weftwalking was gifted to the Drix by the Fomori who fought a giant war against the Eldrazi to save reality waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay back
Mr_Horrible: @TehAmelie it won me a 9th Ed draft, I can never truly resent it
LRRbot: Hemosymbic Mite [G] | Creature — Mite [1/1] | Whenever this creature becomes tapped, another target creature you control gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is this creature's power.
munocard: @OdnoGoos Eldrazi puts it into play tapped
aquilonare: @OdnoGoos it etbs that way because of the eldrazi thing
Mr_Horrible: sometimes a 6/4 is all you need
sallomon33: @OdnoGoos the eldrazi puts the thing in tapped
TehAmelie: aha
SourAndSublimes: Ben are those custom dragonshields? They look so nice
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ExpeditionToGamesEnd: @jiantwitch It's more likely the Fomori. There was an "Eldrazi-Fomori War" in the Edge long ago.
RealGamerCow: choo choo
Opheliaway:
"each"
Mr_Horrible: when you send down a colony ship and it lands on a dubious muffin
Sage0fMadness: Yes Tori! that mythic is so strong
Bugberry: Second Impact
Spades_Slicc: But what is that token lander than?
Sage0fMadness: a second lander has struck the battlefield
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jiantwitch: @BrowneePointz I see, so either Fomori native tech, or something Fomori discovered in their war against the eldrazi (e this eldrazi has warp)
bytecaster: Everybody has a warp zone! It's just sometimes empty
TXC2: the warp zone AKA exile, it's just in exile
Amaril: an mountain acquired
TehAmelie: we were just joking about power creep but i'm kind of scared of this Disenchant with a huge upside
Gergegerge: Tori should have made a lander token
Mr_Horrible: everyone has a warp zone, it came free with your "starting a game of magic the gathering"
Dog_of_Myth:
TimeToFry: Oh my GOD
Pharmacistjudge: so many people want a warp zone, but no one is willing to blow the whistle to go there.
StillSteveman: @Gergegerge no it was 3 mana value
LRRbot: Insatiable Skittermaw [2B] | Creature — Insect Horror [2/2] | Menace / Void — At the beginning of your end step, if a nonland permanent left the battlefield this turn or a spell was warped this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
duncantm13: No need to finish this round, looks like Ben just got murdered
Gergegerge: Oh, I just heard food
dilbert11: LMAO wow... that was brutal
Opheliaway: @TXC2 We call it....The Warp Zone
bytecaster: El Drazi is coming to town
LRRbot: Ouroboroid [2GG] | Creature — Plant Wurm [1/3] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, put X +1/+1 counters on each creature you control, where X is this creature's power.
sallomon33: @TehAmelie the upside is going to sometimes come up, but it will mostly be a naturalize. Which is good in this set but not much beyond
wifi12345678910: oh no
TXC2: Opheliaway *outer limits theme plays*
wifi12345678910: Ben is dead
niccus: Uh oh
Bugberry: Does this make Conjurer's Closet the Scary Door?
Amaril: o7 ben
RandomTrivia:
StillSteveman: Wait Tori's deck is insane
Mr_Horrible: you've got like 3 turns bro
Opheliaway: "each"
munocard: Oh no, Ben...
niccus: that's big trouble.
RandomTrivia: *EACH*?!
Sage0fMadness: to shreds you say
RealGamerCow: I think I got that thing in Animal Crossing
thanzo: oh gosh, this is messed up
DeM0nFiRe: I just realized something, Canlander is a solved format now. Before now the answer to "can Lander?" was no. But now you can Lander. So the format is solved
Bruceski: Oh dear, the counter deck is doing its thing
smurfomancer: To quote Adam......
natas1311: uh god counter nightmare
TXC2: EACH
Sage0fMadness: Gavin?!?!
Mr_Horrible: "what if all my creatures got exponentially bigger?"
natas1311: i fell sorry for ben
sallomon33: wait what are these mythics Tori got, holy
dilbert11: is it a plant that keeps eating it's roots?
Furrytractor: Ouroboroid seems like an absolute A+ Bomb
TXC2: also put the counter on it's self
Bloodwrath55: G/W counters
LRRbot: Anticausal Vestige [6] | Creature — Eldrazi [7/5] | When this creature leaves the battlefield, draw a card, then you may put a permanent card with mana value less than or equal to the number of lands…
Pharmacistjudge: I'm just a guy, i only warp away. I don't know where my soul is.
James Frank: Let's do the Mage Warp again!
digiman619: The Warp Zone? I hear a new Magic podcast being born. /s
UNDREAM: End step ?
LRRbot: Hemosymbic Mite [G] | Creature — Mite [1/1] | Whenever this creature becomes tapped, another target creature you control gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is this creature's power.
LRRbot: Seedship Impact [1G] | Instant | Destroy target artifact or enchantment. If its mana value was 2 or less, create a Lander token.
Rogue 7: That card is getting banned so fast
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aceviru: lmao
LRRbot: Insatiable Skittermaw [2B] | Creature — Insect Horror [2/2] | Menace / Void — At the beginning of your end step, if a nonland permanent left the battlefield this turn or a spell was warped this turn,…
LRRbot: Ouroboroid [2GG] | Creature — Plant Wurm [1/3] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, put X +1/+1 counters on each creature you control, where X is this creature's power.
Rob Diff: jaw dropper number 2
digiman619: I'm starting to think these +1/+1 counters might be powerful
Xeromagi: should of used the mite to put more counters
Bugberry: There is that Green bite that hits from the Warp zone, so things can still hurt you from there.
BrowneePointz: @jiantwitch found it "The Drix ability to weftwalk is drawn out and magnified by various augmentations, genetic manipulations, rituals, or rites, which they learned from an ancient artifact that predates the Fomori-Eldrazi conflict era: the Fabric of All Being."
Desruprot: should of been two counters as well
Mr_Horrible: we love curves here
Dog_of_Myth: It's a problem.
fuzzychub: Judge? My opponent has better cards?
RealGamerCow: another each? Yowza
gamercat88: wait is that the Adam wurm?
bytecaster: Yeah, Ben, you might be in trouble.
Bugberry: Classic Hydra/Plant exponential growth.
g0blinslide: Ahh, it was at this moment that Ben realized he was very dead.
bane1138: oh no a green card that gives counters its like outer space bristly bill
Mr_Horrible: @gamercat88 indeed
Goatthulu: Houston we have a problem.
TXC2:
I can hardly wait to play this in brawl and have it do NOTHING 
Kingsgrave: What a horrifying curve
unleashenlightenment: 4+4=6 I see
gamercat88: @Mr_Horrible excellent
Debatra: @Xeromagi It's not a tap ability, it triggers when it becomes tapped.
Mattmitchell45: I originally read that as Type - Planet Wurm.....which would also apply
Ritaspirithntr:
You got this Ben!! 
jiantwitch: @BrowneePointz Thanks, now the remaining mystery is how an eldrazi is able to warp, has it currupted someone with the ability ? i guess.
caffinatedconstellations: the huge ouroborus
Derekwillis: Plant Wurm? No. Planet Wurm.
Decaped: Save a kill spell for this guy
BrowneePointz: @jiantwitch well the warping is diving into the blind eternities and coming back out where you want. the Eldrazi are FROM there so. makes sense
munocard: oh god
StillSteveman: Probably has a removal spell. Wants tori to move counters over to the ouroboroid so when he kills it she gets no value
Jethrain: we're gonna need some bigger dice
control_rig: So it's already a 5/7? Jeebus
Opheliaway:
It's not so bad. The ouroboroid just dies to removal
RealGamerCow: give that ouroborouid some bad food.
wifi12345678910: oh no kill spell
rosesmcgee: Starfleet Academy
Sage0fMadness: fetch the dice stretcher
PipeSmokingOwl: hahaah my commander decks just arrived and my sample booster had borderless ouroboroid. hell ya
dilbert11: well I expect to scoop many games to not having removal in hand to immediately kill that
DarthSecure: Mountain Dew rules
jiantwitch: @BrowneePointz Yeah, i guess it might just be a game mechanic thing, and that the eldrazi isn't using the same actual tech (lore wise) just has the same result (mechanic wise)
LRRbot: Singularity Rupture [3UBB] | Sorcery | Destroy all creatures, then any number of target players each mill half their library, rounded down.
TimeToFry: OH JEEZ
Mr_Horrible: oh my
Furrytractor: Hoooooooly!
kamkazi: oh momma
RandomTrivia: WOAH
Dog_of_Myth: Dang
munocard: OH MY GOD
Desruprot: thats out of this world
jjjdanny: I'm going to have to try to make azorius flurry work in standard when EOE comes out
RandomTrivia:
fuzzychub: BWWWAUAUAUAUAHAHAHA
Opheliaway: EACH?!
control_rig: WOoooooaaaah
caffinatedconstellations: OH BOY
geisterloeffel: @Sage0fMadness moar counters!
TXC2: boooooooo
SolarBlitz1: BEN
Bugberry: Double Traumatize
DeM0nFiRe:
EphemeralEel_: RUDE
NewtyNewts: Topdeck of the century!
Debatra: WHAT
PsychoI3oy: what in the flying poop?
Amaril: i was expecting the other board wipe but sure that works
fuzzychub: It has reach?!
Avak4do: BEN
munocard: One blue card?!
TXC2: booooo this card
sallomon33:
Kingsgrave: Take that big plant thing
themercenary1987: HOOOOBOOOY
Bloodwrath55: well that's an answer
Amentur:
WHAT?
gibbousm: rude
natas1311: HE DID ben beat her
TehAmelie: whaat
LordShadner: found the one blue
RealGamerCow: thats a haymaker
wifi12345678910: you can mill your library too Ben
vinewood_og: "Y'all validate parking?"
StillSteveman: That's one way to beat 2 mythics
BrowneePointz: and Hope Estheim last set
Kivipaperisakset: ben doesnt have value he could mill?
Mr_Horrible: space has vacuums
Mr_Horrible: turns out
NewtyNewts: Yeah, guess that's the blue card
sallomon33: not even target opponent, target player
Spades_Slicc: Esper Mill lets gooooooooo
control_rig: Lucky 13
Bugberry: !card space-time anomoly
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
StillSteveman: 1 blue source in the deck too, rip
couchboyj: Gentlemen, we had the tools, we had the talent...
sallomon33: so you can mill yourself for like 20 if you want too lol
LRRbot: Forest | Basic Land — Forest |
LRRbot: Rayblade Trooper [2W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/2] | When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. / Whenever a nontoken creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it dies, create a 1/1 white Human Soldier creature token. / Warp {1}{W}
LRRbot: Dual-Sun Technique [1W] | Instant | Target creature you control gains double strike until end of turn. If it has a +1/+1 counter on it, draw a card.
LRRbot: Focus Fire [W] | Instant | Focus Fire deals X damage to target attacking or blocking creature, where X is 2 plus the number of creatures and/or Spacecraft you control.
TXC2: godspeed lrrbot
LRRbot: Drix Fatemaker [3G] | Creature — Drix Wizard [3/2] | When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. / Each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it has trample. / Warp {1}{G}
LRRbot: Plains | Basic Land — Plains |
caffinatedconstellations: o7
fuzzychub: That was one of the themes of the set. Space is BIG
LRRbot: Pinnacle Starcage [1WW] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, exile all artifacts and creatures with mana value 2 or less until this artifact leaves the battlefield. / {6}{W}{W}: Put each card exiled with this artifact into its owner's graveyard, then create a 2/2 colorless Robot artifact token for each card put into a graveyard this way. Sacrifice this artifact.
Marvoleath:
I love how excited Tori is to see all those cards 
Mr_Horrible: Temporary Tampdown
sallomon33: that's a lot of nonland
bytecaster: I guess that blue splash paid off
Bugberry: !card space-time anomaly
LRRbot: Space-Time Anomaly [2WU] | Sorcery | Target player mills cards equal to your life total.
RealGamerCow: oofa and doofa
MWGNZ: great way for chat to see a bunch of cards
Bloodwrath55: Maybe she has some graveyard retrieval?
kumatsu: a dyson sphere Caged Sun would've been amazing
wifi12345678910: So much room for activities
Kivipaperisakset: and the eldrazi just hovering in the warp... waiting
Jethrain: that was definitely the answer to the wurm
LordKittenfoot: how long is this stream going for today?
Peter_Chordash: You could play magic with all that space!
TehAmelie: !next
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LRRbot: Anticausal Vestige [6] | Creature — Eldrazi [7/5] | When this creature leaves the battlefield, draw a card, then you may put a permanent card with mana value less than or equal to the number of lands you control from your hand onto the battlefield tapped. / Warp {4}
Dandyfloss: that beast survives depressurization in space
TehAmelie: i guess we have some margin
TXC2: LordKittenfoot well this is round 2 of 7, and it's been 2 hours so far, so a while
sallomon33: @LordKittenfoot they usually go for like 5-6 hours
Mr_Bitterness: Do not eat the delicious cards
TimeToFry: Oh my god
Dog_of_Myth:
DeM0nFiRe:
RandomTrivia:
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: !updog
LRRMTG_Judge: I'll allow it- Pywo
LordKittenfoot: nice thanks!
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control_rig: Tori no!
BrowneePointz: also for chat, in the story, we find that the Eldrazi ARE in fact Anticausal. They...don't obey the normal flow of time
Jethrain: I hope you brought enough for everybody
wifi12345678910: Can't beat Seanan's story about the black lotus
dilbert11: I imagine eldrazi cardboard has a bad aftertaste
BrowneePointz: or that some of them may be sealed beyond time?
OdnoGoos: !card anticasual vestige
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Mr_Horrible: "IDK, does it further war?"
CuteTeaGoat: we'll have to consult MtG Flavor Judge
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RayFK: Ben please do not eat our cards. #wotcstaff
LRRMTG_Judge:
Tori, please don't be a bad example to our chat.
Desruprot: @BrowneePointz which likely means Ula and Kosi are still alive
wifi12345678910: OG food token stuff I think?
feelingfroggo: I think alll food have it now
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TheBitterSuite: yeah that's two insanely strong mythics lol
Barb4rian: So... counters back on the menu? cause hot damn
Canadian Bacon: Canadians still buy American cardboard?
Theodore Smith: i mean, it is green, we should be happy it doesnt have 3 combat keywords.
James Frank: And they synergize...
AlyssaSwift: The Tolarian Academy?
LRRbot: Singularity Rupture [3UBB] | Sorcery | Destroy all creatures, then any number of target players each mill half their library, rounded down.
SmithKurosaki: Daaaaaaang
Barb4rian: Well then...
Magic Mirror: crazy
James Frank: Wwwooooooooooooooooooooooooow
Grithga: What a blowout
Rogue 7: Ben, Uno Reverse cards aren't legal in this format
mixtand138: Definitely a Scorpius deck...
Hal Lorette: Bummer
Radmobile: well that's one way to even things out. dang
Hal Lorette: lucky 13
James Frank: Stream highlight moment?
aceviru: Inb4 the bottom half are lands
LRRbot: Forest | Basic Land — Forest |
LRRbot: Rayblade Trooper [2W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/2] | When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. / Whenever a nontoken creature you control with a +1/+1 counter…
LRRbot: Dual-Sun Technique [1W] | Instant | Target creature you control gains double strike until end of turn. If it has a +1/+1 counter on it, draw a card.
LRRbot: Focus Fire [W] | Instant | Focus Fire deals X damage to target attacking or blocking creature, where X is 2 plus the number of creatures and/or Spacecraft you control.
LRRbot: Drix Fatemaker [3G] | Creature — Drix Wizard [3/2] | When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. / Each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it has trample. / Warp {1}{…
digiman619: As someone who has been milled at a prerelease, I understand the pain
LRRbot: Plains | Basic Land — Plains |
LRRbot: Pinnacle Starcage [1WW] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, exile all artifacts and creatures with mana value 2 or less until this artifact leaves the battlefield. / {6}{W}{W}: Put each card exil…
Grithga: Back: Broken
James Frank: Tori opened the nuts this time
Hal Lorette: I'm still rooting for Tori
Hal Lorette: lol
James Frank: She has next game
Hal Lorette: Step brothers reference
mixtand138: Damn. Tori's deck looks sick!
Hal Lorette: I love the 4/4 for 4
LRRbot: Anticausal Vestige [6] | Creature — Eldrazi [7/5] | When this creature leaves the battlefield, draw a card, then you may put a permanent card with mana value less than or equal to the number of lands…
Hal Lorette: lol
Pharmacistjudge: Tori, please don't be a bad example to our chat.
aceviru: hahaha
Theodore Smith: please dont eat the tasty tasty cards
Rogue 7: please do not eat the delicious cards
mixtand138: Too bad it's all in the yard...
Nataniahu: it's an eldrazi it'll regrow from the 5th dimension
miguel_oddsocks: They say that eldrazi taste like space chicken
OdnoGoos: !card anticausal vestige
LRRbot: Anticausal Vestige [6] | Creature — Eldrazi [7/5] | When this creature leaves the battlefield, draw a card, then you may put a permanent card with mana value less than or equal to the number of lands you control from your hand onto the battlefield tapped. / Warp {4}
emitt_nervend: !card Fat Ass
LRRbot: Fat Ass [4G] | Creature — Donkey Shaman [2/3½] | This creature gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Gum isn't food. We checked.)
truediamondback: that would qualify qualify as a deep cut but from Cameron it’s just a flesh wound
Greyah: Chat didn't let me send the name. It's an unhinged donkey
Dandyfloss:
put another anticausal vestige into play
SeismicLawns: The first lrr patron exclusive content being ben eating a card would be *wild*
LRRMTG_Judge: "Our lawyers say no matter how funny it would be, we can’t encourage players to eat the cards. Hear that? Whatever you do, don’t eat the delicious cards." Flavor text for Fat ***
BrowneePointz: I think Ula and Kozi are dead dead. I'd prefer they introduce NEW titans that have been sealed by the Fomori tbh @Desruprot
LRRMTG_Judge: It would not be the first high-profile event where someone ate a card this year, I'd like to not run that back - Kumatsu
TehAmelie: what do Magic cards actually contain? i know there's some amount of plastic and some weird stuff to prove they're legit
TimeToFry: Nice spaceship you've got there
Mr_Bitterness: That bug shoots down spaceships
Mr_Horrible: @Dandyfloss so outcome-pilled that I'm anticausal
Bugberry: Snarespinner for Space Ships
petey_vonwho: Snarespinner grew up
Skourch: Just tuning in, what was first round matchup and who won?
TXC2: Skourch Graham beat Lua
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AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Graham the monster vs Lua. Graham won
LRRbot: Possibility Technician [2R] | Creature — Kavu Artificer [3/3] | Whenever this creature or another Kavu you control enters, exile the top card of your library. For as long as that card remains exiled, you may play it if you control a Kavu. / Warp {1}{R}
xantos69:
50 Bits
RealGamerCow: Lua somehow flooded out 3 times
Sage0fMadness: Kavus with jobs!!!
sallomon33: ooh, this Kavu is a bomb!
LRRbot: Mountain | Basic Land — Mountain |
Kingsgrave: Kavu Typal Matters
RealGamerCow: hng that art
munocard: Judge! Kavu should be tapped
TXC2: a flying mountain whould be dangerous
munocard: and it doesn't matter now. lol
Kingsgrave: The "don't eat the cards" is also on Pippin, Warden of Isengard's gatherer rulings I'm pretty sure
wifi12345678910: 7 mana Ugin
Mr_Horrible: @BrowneePointz there's also (IDK when/if they'll revisit it) Emrakul having some kind of foreknowledge of or idea of the future, from her conversation with Jace, so they gotta address her in the moon eventually
Kingsgrave: They've made the joke several times
Iluvatardis: @Kingsgrave it's a good joke
sallomon33: @Kingsgrave it indeed is, just checked
CrazySliver: Overkill? But that's from FF
LRRbot: Gravkill [3B] | Instant | Exile target creature or Spacecraft.
BrowneePointz: This art is INCREDIBLE
Mr_Horrible: it's a zany action, a crazy contraption
Kivipaperisakset: You you gotta acknowledge the eldrazi in the moon at somepoint, as the saying goes
Mr_Horrible: the fun NEVER works on the first try
sallomon33: exile your sky high guy
Skourch: The art in this set is amazing
lamina5432: when’s mouse trap 2
BrowneePointz: that is someone using sekhar to delete someone
DeM0nFiRe:
sallomon33: not a Kavu
henrizzle: Ben is certainly playing grixis
felrender: "Dom Mayer removal" have been some of my favorite art pieces lately
natas1311: is wizards gonna make kavy trybal
wifi12345678910: We're all full of robots if you consider skeletons to be robots
Tom_Bruise: Wow
TehAmelie: i forgot what the other religion is even called, monoist seem to have a monopoly here
TXC2:
overkill is a different spell from a different set
caffinatedconstellations: wow
wifi12345678910: @TehAmelie summist
TehAmelie: well, there we go
LRRbot: Bygone Colossus [9] | Artifact Creature — Robot Giant [9/9] | Warp {3}
battlegander: it's average size, okay?!
alchemistsavant: I can't believe you called the potential 8/3 reach-arounder a weinie!
LRRbot: Hymn of the Faller [1B] | Sorcery | Surveil 1, then you draw a card and lose 1 life. / Void — If a nonland permanent left the battlefield this turn or a spell was warped this turn, draw another card.
sallomon33: next turn though!
Skourch: Red mana dork!
Desruprot: that boardwipe really swung the game
Obos_TAB: Ben's deck is just Mary-Poppins Purse-ing out creatures
TXC2: ewww red mana dork? ewww
lamina5432: if anti was still a thing I feel like overkill would have you ripe up the card.
LRRbot: Astelli Reclaimer [3WW] | Creature — Angel Warrior [5/4] | Flying / When this creature enters, return target noncreature, nonland permanent card with mana value X or less from your graveyard to the battlefield, where X is the amount of mana spent to cast this creature. / Warp {2}{W}
TehAmelie: very expensive firebreathing. or laserbreathing, as we agreed it's called in space
Mr_Horrible: I feel like red mana-producing critters need to have some sort of stipulation to the mana's expenditure
natas1311: the angel is back
Bruceski: Is that 6 and red for +1/0 or did I misread something??
Mr_Horrible: doesn't feel "red" to have it just be a llanowar elf
Tom_Bruise: isn't that mass-o-ring in the bin?
Volus_dude: but can it handle G's food poisoning sliver deck @Obos_TAB
TXC2: Mr_Horrible like artifact only
Sage0fMadness: !card iron myr
LRRbot: Iron Myr [2] | Artifact Creature — Myr [1/1] | {T}: Add {R}.
Skourch: Nah wotc has said red is a mana color
Debatra: +4
Callum Vlex: Eldraine Food tokens
Hal Lorette: hoping tori has a combat trick or kill spell
iSmartMan1: Mmm, delicious inked glossy paper...
NoelleFrost: At least one card from each set must be eaten to make sure they're of good quality
iSmartMan1: the glue is the best part
Callum Vlex: It's my favourite ruleing
Hal Lorette: nice
Pharmacistjudge: "Our lawyers say no matter how funny it would be, we can’t encourage players to eat the cards. Hear that? Whatever you do, don’t eat the delicious cards."
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Hal Lorette: Ben is very strong at red magic
Rogue 7: None cards left Eldrazi
Callum Vlex: "Whatever you do, don't eat the delicious cards." on e.g. Gingerbrute
LRRbot: Gravkill [3B] | Instant | Exile target creature or Spacecraft.
Hal Lorette: yuck
Hal Lorette: Ben is on fire
aceviru: it also has flavor text
Sarah: I am enjoying a lot of the art in this set
Hal Lorette: it's fine...
Magic Mirror: dominik mayer is peak
Hal Lorette: the rare Angel is Dope
aceviru: haha
LRRbot: Bygone Colossus [9] | Artifact Creature — Robot Giant [9/9] | Warp {3}
Hal Lorette: WTH!
LRRbot: Hymn of the Faller [1B] | Sorcery | Surveil 1, then you draw a card and lose 1 life. / Void — If a nonland permanent left the battlefield this turn or a spell was warped this turn, draw another card.
Hal Lorette: Come on Tori!
digiman619: Mechan implies the existence of Youkun
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Hal Lorette: Dope!
Hal Lorette: GET HIM
Nataniahu: starcage
truediamondback: I feel that having robot and construct is redundant especially seeing as we recently lost a bunch of neat creature types
BrowneePointz: @mr_horrible eh it’s the color of geomancy. just adding mana seems fine
Mr_Horrible: the temp lockdown
sallomon33: I could see the starcage so that ben doesn't cast that 9 mana thing guaranteed
Tom_Bruise: yea there it is
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TXC2:
Skourch well they're WRONG!
LordShadner: @Bruceski +4
Grithga: Ben so politely filling up that graveyard just for this!
Bruceski: @LordShadner That makes a lot more sense
Skourch: Temporary lockdown(ish)
Justherefortherewards: goodbye little bot
GredGredmansson: @truediamondback think of it more like Construct basically becoming "Beast" but for mechanical creatures
Bugberry: @Mr_Horrible Red already had conditional mana dorks for many years, making them unconditional is a few sets old but not that far a leap.
Desruprot: pinnacle only hitting one thing
Debatra: Saccing it is part of the effect instead of the cost? Huh.
StillSteveman: @Grithga yea usually beneficial to have your deck milled in limited
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Dog_of_Myth:
BrowneePointz: @bugberry first one was Tarkir Dragonstorm
Kingsgrave: I missed Zookeeper Mechan! That's so cool! I love red dorks.
Justherefortherewards: @ThreeTwoOnePantsOff why thank you!
natas1311: ben you are doing this win the game
Debatra: @Debatra Ah, because everything would come back if it was sacced first.
Dandyfloss: lander token?
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Sage0fMadness: holy smokes
wifi12345678910: @Debatra so the coming out of the artifact part doesn't trigger until the stuff is put into the graveyard
Desruprot: scary ship
Sage0fMadness: battle of the haymaker rares/mythics
Kingsgrave: You have two mythics! No complaining! LOL
battlegander: loll how many rares do you have?! YES
Skourch: would have been better with the warped big guy
Bugberry: @BrowneePointz I guess I thought of the one from Aetherdrift as basically unconditional, you just needed to get Speed.
Tom_Bruise: Cool game
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sallomon33: Imagine this with whatever gramma was doing with virus beetle
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TXC2: game 2 called!
nyc_mtg: omg that card's just like me! (a 3/10)
sallomon33: so much value
Skourch: Board wipes in limited are so backbreaking
LRRMTG_Judge: complaining is an essential part of sealed gameplay from what i have seen as a judge
TXC2: LRRMTG_Judge important part of Magic
Grithga: Slam all the rares into a deck and send it
Desruprot: mythics on both sides so fair
Mr_Horrible: "IDK, like a 6?"
Justherefortherewards: @TXC2 I practice it a lot on Arena, where no one else is bothered by it
wifi12345678910: @Grithga Can't wait to run 5 color bad stuff at my prerelease
Skourch: Sideboard? I hardly know her!
PerpetualMutation:
I like how they have all five colors covered between them
Dog_of_Myth: But the engagement Ben!!
Spades_Slicc: Sideboarding is an admission that you aren't playing your best cards
bytecaster: It is for cowards
Mr_Horrible: you can just pretend to, Ben, you don't actually have to
Kingsgrave: Sideboarding is real and can't hurt you
TXC2:
bus the Youtube comments
brieandbacon: But sideboarding is an admission of cowardice
RayFK: Perfect deck
RayFK: Perfect life
Grithga: Undefeated deck
BrowneePointz: all I remember is the one Pr I went undefeated at I had basically no good rares but double Bronzebeak Moa
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alchemistsavant: 1 part complaining, 1 part slowly grasping limited mechanics, 1 part running stupid bits throughout the set. That's sealed from my perspective, lol
accountmadeforants: "Deck's perfect, I was the one who failed it, not the other way around"
wifi12345678910: Sideboarding is an admission you have a really good artifact/flyer removal spell
AFamiliarCalledEl: Is Cam drinking from a lab beaker? I love this.
BrowneePointz: god I love me some Bronzebeak Moa
Angreed66: sideboarding in limited is an admission. In constructed it's wise
themercenary1987: @nyc_mtg You are definitely more than that, even if your head tells you you aren't¬
Imbadyoureworse: I’m late! did I miss anything crazy getting opened chat?
Mr_Horrible: @BrowneePointz turns out a 4-mana 8/8 can crack skulls
wifi12345678910: @Imbadyoureworse Graham had beetles
Desruprot: @accountmadeforants shuffler failed it, that has happened a few times on Arena
LSRubin:
@Imbadyoureworse Ben's shirt apparently
fistandulusrobe: just sideboard another whole deck. we want to see all the cards. lol
Imbadyoureworse: @lsrubin oh baby
ThePixelSavage: Paul sabotaging us seeing unbuttoned Ben
BrowneePointz: @imbadyoureworse Tori and Ben are breaking each other’s teeth with haymaker bombs
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TXC2:
Dog_of_Myth
shushu2539: another new set? I didn't finish adjusting to Aetherdrift yet
RandomTrivia:
Justherefortherewards:
I am alive 
themercenary1987: Thanks @Dog_of_Myth !
TXC2: big mood there Cameron
Mr_Horrible: I've had my coffee so I am no longer that
rustymugs:
ThePixelSavage: @shushu2539 welcome to 2025 - the hype cycle never stops. the shareholders love it
StillSteveman: I like spaceship
Ritaspirithntr: same Cam. same
bytecaster: I am always eepy, but today people decided to be loud, so extra eepy
Imbadyoureworse: excited for EoE actually. looks fun
Justherefortherewards: It was a very dainty image
kumatsu: I do not have a coffee shop in walking distance but one is currently in construction, it will be very good for stream days
pipshardfour: very dimir
wertyy42:
Hi! Just joining! How much fun have we been having
BrowneePointz: So has Cameron gotten to read the side stories yet?
Justherefortherewards: What are the preferred pronouns of the guests?
TXC2: hello wertyy42 welcome
Skourch: Super hyped for this set and standard rotation
fuzzychub: That's a very "Tea, Earl Gray, hot"
Mr_Horrible: I have almost *too many* coffee shops in walking distance, I'll try to send you some of them, Ku
TimeToFry: The side stories are very good
Mr_Horrible: but I also just tend to make coffee in the pot at home
Radmobile: Ben with the big brain play to help Tori have more options
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Hal Lorette: nice
Radmobile: wtb starcage lamp psft
TheBitterSuite: This is a very similar line with two rares that happened in Shuffle Up and Play prerelease lol
Hal Lorette: two attacks with the angel and Ben is dead...
Hal Lorette: lame
Radmobile: no hard feelings but gotta get a lander token
LRRbot: Entropic Battlecruiser [3B] | Artifact — Spacecraft | Station / STATION 1+ / Whenever an opponent discards a card, they lose 3 life. / STATION 8+ / Flying, deathtouch / Whenever this Spacecraft attac…
Hal Lorette: sometimes its not in the cards
Nataniahu: D:
Rogue 7: Tori, you're one to talk, Ms. Double Mythic
Hal Lorette: black cards....
Hal Lorette: lol
Hal Lorette: peace
aceviru: This one was a good back and forth
aceviru: aww
Radmobile: I'm never too keen on sideboarding. That's why I call it sighboarding
Nataniahu: erm.. more like sideboring :p
Radmobile: ayyy
SlanderNLies: What is Ben doing? Did he make a mistake in deck building?
Kenneth Larsson: i love those glass mugs!
Xmann1076: what if BOTH take the play?
Barb4rian: I am eepy too Cam
aceviru: Melting
Saph: It's so warm. Norway isn't supposed to be 33c.
Zinga: Cam just making eye contact with the camera and making me feel watched.
Radmobile: if both take the play then its a mirror match...in the sense its like that improv acting exercise where one has to mirror the other
LRRbot: Hemosymbic Mite [G] | Creature — Mite [1/1] | Whenever this creature becomes tapped, another target creature you control gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is this creature's power.
kumatsu:
@Mr_Horrible 
RandomTrivia:
LRRbot: Susur Secundi, Void Altar | Land — Planet | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {B}. / Station / STATION 12+ / {1}{B}, {T}, Pay 2 life, Sacrifice a creature: Draw cards equal to the sacrificed creature's power. Activate only as a sorcery.
sallomon33: ooh, susur secundi
TXC2: Ben has enough pets to count as a Dad right?
Grithga: Pretty sus
Bugberry: Selusa Secundus?
sallomon33: also known as... whatever its name was before monoists renamed it
Mr_Horrible: @kumatsu "So there's this cool chatter I know, and I need you to pack up shop and move within a 1-mile radius of them" surely won't end with me being ejected from the store
themercenary1987: Get the Flamer Brother
Bugberry: Other Emperor
Desruprot: woah a planet
Mr_Horrible: Sussy Second
duncantm13: Dreams are messages from LRR
BrowneePointz: it does give off Byss vibes Cameron
Goatthulu: it's obviously a different planet for every obvious and copywriteable reasons
miguel_oddsocks: Thats a scawy land
Sage0fMadness: the planetussy
themercenary1987: @Bugberry I love that is a phrase that needs to be used at times when speaking of Dune and 40K
GreatWahooney: right, that's the Sardaukar world, I had it confused with Geidi Prime
jjjdanny: I have promised the Kav five legions of my Susurian terror troops!
apocalyptic_squirrel: Beamsaw is, once again, ready
Justherefortherewards: how much cooler would he be if he was a BEANsaw prospector
Mr_Horrible: literally
sallomon33: I'm getting flashbacks of the first game lol
sallomon33: very similar sequencing
Skourch: @themercenary1987 And star wars sometimes!
themercenary1987: @Skourch How could i forget!
LRRMTG_Judge:
@Justherefortherewards I know Lua is She/They, not sure about Tori.
Grithga: They're twins!
Bugberry: @themercenary1987 and that is referring to the Padisha Emperor. not the other God Emperor.
sallomon33: EVEN MORE flashbacks of the first game >_>
TimeToFry: TEAMsaw Prospector
Mr_Horrible: Viridian Emissary looking at Beamsaw Prospector, "Look at what they need to mimic a fraction of our power"
Disciple_of_Zeta: It might not be the best time to ask, but I wonder if this planet gets into the Slime against humanity Highlander deck. I doubt it but curious anyway
LRRbot: Cosmogrand Zenith [2W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/4] | Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, choose one — / • Create two 1/1 white Human Soldier creature tokens. / • Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.
yakbop: named character on a non legendary card, love it
Mr_Horrible: artifact token utility notwithstanding
sallomon33: ok now this is just funny
sallomon33: can't wait for ben to cast the boardwipe again lol
miguel_oddsocks: Tori-steel cutter is back
TXC2:
sallomon33 so many flashbacks you'd think we're on Innistrad
Skourch: I feel like Cosmogrand is not that great of a card in limited, judging by how flurry played in TDM
Mr_Horrible: cut the feed!
Grithga: GO TO COMMERCIALS
lochnessseammonster:
sallomon33:
@TXC2 or in Final Fantasy
boredkid07:
BrowneePointz: Cosmogrand is vey, very good
Mr_Horrible: @Skourch it's certainly a lot harder to proc consistently, but each time is still pretty impactful
wifi12345678910: part of the spaceship part of the crew
GoblinRoyalty: Ben wants to station soooo bad
yakbop: kill the cosmogrand
sallomon33: @Skourch cosmogrand is a bomb in limited, one trigger is enough to majorly reshape the board
LRRbot: Gravkill [3B] | Instant | Exile target creature or Spacecraft.
Grithga: Ben with the *answers*
Marvoleath: @Skourch cheap warp cards help, for sure
boredkid07: Exiled
henrizzle: Ben is certainly playing grixis x2
sallomon33: flurry was bad not because of flurry but because the effects attached were bad lol @Skourch
TehAmelie: we'll need to put down marking tape to designate the good-bye-bye zone
Jethrain: notably "gravkill" doesn't kill
Skourch: I guess two 1/1s is very good, while most of the flurry cards were very below average payoffs
wifi12345678910: @Jethrain wotc lying to us again
DyllonKG: LOL the psychic damage is real
wertyy42: The cards in this set are soooo pretty, that gravkill art!!
Mr_Horrible:
yeah, Ben, be nice 
Dog_of_Myth: Skystinger - Not a weiner
Bugberry: They are kind of phalic looking though.
Marvoleath: so many bug and no Grist in sight
GoblinRoyalty: Yeah....
Goatthulu: maybe their just a citizen of Vienna
RandomTrivia:
yakbop: Flurry was designed to be very safe, because if you cast two spells in a turns you're probably doing pretty good already
themercenary1987: Nayone get the number of that donky
Vinrael_the_Promised_End: Judge, is it ok to eat the card in exil? Won't come back anyway....
Skourch: Gravkill is getting sucked into a mini black hole, pretty exiley I feel
LRRbot: Dubious Delicacy [2B] | Artifact — Food | Flash / When this artifact enters, up to one target creature gets −3/−3 until end of turn. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Target opponent loses 3 life.
RealGamerCow: if gravkill exiles a card with "warp" on it, can that card be cast from exile again, even though it wasn't sent to exile without warp?
Sage0fMadness: @RealGamerCow no
LRRMTG_Judge:
@Vinrael_the_Promised_End please don't eat the cards, and stuff in exile comes back actually quite often.
wifi12345678910: @RealGamerCow no
Bugberry: @Vinrael_the_Promised_End it'll come out, eventually.
Jethrain: winner winner, dubious dinner
duncantm13: Canada rolling out the welcome mat
bytecaster: Food stays on the board
LRRMTG_Judge: @RealGamerCow It cannot! The only way to recast a warped card from exile is if it was actually put there using the warp ability. Other sources of exile don't count. - Squirrel
miguel_oddsocks: Winning food is equal to winning life
TimeToFry: GOTTEM
GoblinRoyalty: YEAHHHH
Mr_Horrible: let's gooo
wifi12345678910: yay!
Grithga: GET IN THE CAGE
LRRbot: Hemosymbic Mite [G] | Creature — Mite [1/1] | Whenever this creature becomes tapped, another target creature you control gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is this creature's power.
LRRbot: Susur Secundi, Void Altar | Land — Planet | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {B}. / Station / STATION 12+ / {1}{B}, {T}, Pay 2 life, Sacrifice a creature: Draw cards equal to the sacrificed creatu…
Radmobile: Station!
Xmann1076: LOL would that imply that both taking the draw is a staring match until one breaks and feels most uncomfortable?
Magic Mirror: pay 12 life?
Lordrom: it's 2 life, he misspoke
LRRbot: Cosmogrand Zenith [2W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/4] | Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, choose one — / • Create two 1/1 white Human Soldier creature tokens. / • Put a +1/+1 counter o…
aceviru: Time to make gains
Nataniahu: to beamsaw prospect or not to beamsaw prospector
TeeElBayBay: move to lying step
Rogue 7: Cut the feed!
LRRbot: Gravkill [3B] | Instant | Exile target creature or Spacecraft.
Nataniahu: loading ready lie to yourself that you don't want to station
LRRbot: Dubious Delicacy [2B] | Artifact — Food | Flash / When this artifact enters, up to one target creature gets −3/−3 until end of turn. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life. / {2}, {T}, …
T3CNEO: gross
Nataniahu: heard getting crushed and the mind went to the next eternity
RandomTrivia: The return of Lockdown! Let's GOOO
sallomon33: less go!
boredkid07: no landers for oyu
RassilonDND: man, imagine being in a shuttle flying by and your last words were, "Hey, whats that speck over there" followed by being blocked by the skystinger
control_rig: Get into the cage!
TalismanG1: also your little green guy
LRRbot: Pinnacle Starcage [1WW] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, exile all artifacts and creatures with mana value 2 or less until this artifact leaves the battlefield. / {6}{W}{W}: Put each card exiled with this artifact into its owner's graveyard, then create a 2/2 colorless Robot artifact token for each card put into a graveyard this way. Sacrifice this artifact.
fistandulusrobe: if Graham would have just lost a game.
duncantm13: Beamsaw is ready!
Skourch: Mite goes in the cage
RandomTrivia:
ghizmou: and thew station
Desruprot: much stronger starcage
Dog_of_Myth:
truediamondback: does the food go in the cage?
Mr_Horrible: it'll emerge slightly larger eventually
ThePixelSavage: cage fight
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polaris415: one more for the cage
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GoblinRoyalty: its not october yet.
Justherefortherewards: fair magic
Bugberry: Basically the Phantom Zone
duncantm13: It's just Spider-Man 1
brieandbacon: Is it a cage, or a Dyson Sphere?
steffex2: 2 mana from making robots!
Skourch: The cage is holding an entire star!
Grithga: Two guys and a bug. And, y'know, a *STAR*
LRRbot: Melded Moxite [1R] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, you may discard a card. If you do, draw two cards. / {3}, Sacrifice this artifact: Create a tapped 2/2 colorless Robot artifact creature token.
TXC2: it's not Hell in a cell big, but it's big
control_rig: The cage spat the food back out. Ptew
Spades_Slicc: In the cage with no rations
serbubblez: despite all my rage i am still just a mite in a cage
miguel_oddsocks: Reminds me of the beginning of thor ragnarok "oh no thors in a cage"
aquilonare: I appreciate that the cave has an implied rule of nonviolence. The bug and chainsaw guys are just having a nice chat in exile.
Skourch: Good card
wifi12345678910: Can't believe Nic Cage has two prospectors in him instead of wolves
Gerrimeister: culler could sation right away right?
boredkid07: Tori trying to cast Knights of the Round?
TXC2: wifi12345678910 he is into rocks
wertyy42: Weird that the mite is typed as mite and not insect right?
DounixD: Yeah could have stationed for insta value
sallomon33: @Gerrimeister yes, creatures can be tapped by otehr cards the turn they enter
ghizmou: shouldn't it be exiled?
Bruceski: @aquilonare Given the second ability I think they're too busy being turned into robots to fight.
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TehAmelie: i think this is an obvious yes, but if an "artifact enters" cause it's created as a token it still counts right?
Mr_Horrible: yup
Spades_Slicc: !card infused moxite
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Mr_Horrible: as long as the trigger doesn't specify "nontoken"
RassilonDND: Hey chat, I havent been paying attention to the spoilers, im sure there are cool spaceships, but are there any gundams?
Marvoleath: @wertyy42 mites were introduced with newest Phyrexia, unfortunately after the most recent mite before that was printed as insect
miguel_oddsocks: Thats a fancy mountain
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Desruprot: @RassilonDND gundams are more Kamigawa
Kingsgrave: !card melded moxite
LRRbot: Melded Moxite [1R] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, you may discard a card. If you do, draw two cards. / {3}, Sacrifice this artifact: Create a tapped 2/2 colorless Robot artifact creature token.
aquilonare: it's a cage of cyber conversion. neat
Spades_Slicc: Did Ben sacrifice melded moxite to draw?
Mr_Horrible: yeah, no real mecha per se here, just ships and personal jetpacks
Gerrimeister: @Spades_Slicc to the cullers trigger yes
IshtarsDonut: @Spades_Slicc Yes
munocard: Fun fact: Tori's artifact doesn't say "non-land", so if you make your opponents lands creatures with something like Jolrael, they'll be exiled.
Spades_Slicc: oh to culler
ghizmou: @munocard or just artifact lands
Spades_Slicc: @munocard also tokens from awaken the woods
sallomon33: @Marvoleath you mean haywire mite? that one was printed before skrelv
aquilonare: that link is worth clicking
LRRbot: Bygone Colossus [9] | Artifact Creature — Robot Giant [9/9] | Warp {3}
Marvoleath: @sallomon33 yup
kamkazi: hes doing it!!!
RandomTrivia: Here's combo golem!
Justherefortherewards: welp, there it is
Desruprot: oh dang
control_rig: @realbadatthis_ That's adorable
bytecaster: Draw 9 cards?!?
Mr_Horrible:
he's doing the intended use-case 
GoblinRoyalty: DO IT
Sage0fMadness: draw 9!!
ErrorCode404: draw 9 DO IT
miguel_oddsocks: Dew it
donestebandewelparel: Do it
Justherefortherewards:
Station it
Desruprot: (as palpatine do it)
RandomTrivia:
control_rig: Draw 9. Draw 9! DRAW 9!
Sage0fMadness: its the PPR yesssss
realbadatthis_: @control_rig Thank
bytecaster: 9 cards, 9 cards
Bugberry: Achievement unlocked
munocard: YESSSS
sallomon33: YOOO
TXC2: NINE TIMES
themercenary1987: YEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
TehAmelie: i think most of us are using Paul's browser plugin to show image links in chat, huh?
donestebandewelparel: Ben goes brrrrrrrrr
Mr_Horrible: look ma, large hand
kdefinition: Our life is measured by the number of cards we have held in our hands at one time
bytecaster: Now lets go to cleanup!
henrizzle: in my view drawing 9 cards is winning the game
godsowntwohands:
smurfomancer: The top 9 cards of your library could be anything, they could even be a 9/9.
miguel_oddsocks: Draw 9 lands?
ThePixelSavage: "Maw! They are drawing cards again!"
themercenary1987: AHAHAHA
RassilonDND: Move to end of turn discards?
sallomon33: *slapping colossus* this boi can draw so many cards with susur secundi
Gekyouryuu: Has anyone yet made the joke "Komm Susur Secundi"?
duncantm13: Tori is giving Joker in front of the truck at this point. "I want you to hit me"
Justherefortherewards: Mite is back!
Bugberry: Just need to cast the Angel
CrossXhunteR: they come back, right?
sallomon33: @Gekyouryuu no, but that land do be Sus
Jethrain: no, they go back to the board
Grithga: Ben out here unleashing the Balrog
Justherefortherewards: Mite is not back? D:
wifi12345678910: No they come back to battlefield
Sage0fMadness: don't they come back?
CuteTeaGoat: they come back to play i think
boredkid07: !card pinnacle star
LRRbot: Pinnacle Starcage [1WW] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, exile all artifacts and creatures with mana value 2 or less until this artifact leaves the battlefield. / {6}{W}{W}: Put each card exiled with this artifact into its owner's graveyard, then create a 2/2 colorless Robot artifact token for each card put into a graveyard this way. Sacrifice this artifact.
miguel_oddsocks: Rough day for team scrybaby
Drum0_0: They come bacj, it's an Oring.
Jethrain: it's "exile until this leaves"
Debatra: It's an O-Ring!!!
Dog_of_Myth:
TXC2: Surely they come back ?
CrossXhunteR: anything exiled by the star cage comes back
gibbousm: its an O-Ring they come back
jjjdanny: until
boredkid07: they come back
passiapax: JUDGE
Desdae: Is an O-ring effect so they come back
themercenary1987: Judge!
RassilonDND: Its post O-ring eratta, they come back
Bruceski: *until this card leaves the battlefield*
LRRMTG_Judge: Yes, the exiled stuff comes back
GoblinRoyalty: JUDGE - Ben gets his two creatures back
Marvoleath:
they do be back
Dandyfloss:
just get ben two do that twice more and mill him out
viciousvulture: dont they come back?
cjtree: they only don’t come back if the 8 mana is paid
LRRbot: Pinnacle Starcage [1WW] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, exile all artifacts and creatures with mana value 2 or less until this artifact leaves the battlefield. / {6}{W}{W}: Put each card exiled with this artifact into its owner's graveyard, then create a 2/2 colorless Robot artifact token for each card put into a graveyard this way. Sacrifice this artifact.
Kivipaperisakset: They do indeed come back; like temporary lockdown
T3CNEO: J A I L!
LRRbot: Pinnacle Starcage [1WW] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, exile all artifacts and creatures with mana value 2 or less until this artifact leaves the battlefield. / {6}{W}{W}: Put each card exil…
aceviru: there go the nerds, noo
SmithKurosaki: for one thousand years
James Frank: Cybermen conversion for everyone!
Nataniahu: more robots
LRRbot: Melded Moxite [1R] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, you may discard a card. If you do, draw two cards. / {3}, Sacrifice this artifact: Create a tapped 2/2 colorless Robot artifact creature tok…
James Frank: Refusing food for the prisoners... for shame
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Lordrom: she didn't like her prospects with the prospectors
LRRbot: Bygone Colossus [9] | Artifact Creature — Robot Giant [9/9] | Warp {3}
Rogue 7: "Grink"?
Xmann1076: This is Cam's Chromshell Crab
T3CNEO: holy crap
Lordrom: hoooooly
James Frank: Decent
Lordrom: they go back to battlefield no?
aceviru: they return
James Frank: I think they come back
Entei7777: Aren't they exiled until the artifact leaves?
Skenjamin: They return!
James Frank: Yep
LRRbot: Pinnacle Starcage [1WW] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, exile all artifacts and creatures with mana value 2 or less until this artifact leaves the battlefield. / {6}{W}{W}: Put each card exil…
BillTheCat: no no you put them in the yard
RandomTrivia: Uhhh
Jethrain: Activating to sacrifice sends them to the yard instead of the field
BillTheCat: read the ability again
RandomTrivia: They leave exile for the graveyard first...
Marvoleath: That's why the sacrifice is not a cost
Athleon: but you can station
munocard: The activated ability puts them in graveyard, but if it gets blowed up, they just come back
matthaus_c: @BillTheCat it was destroyed, not activated
Desdae: That's why they move to the Gyard before the sac
IshtarsDonut: @BillTheCat It didn't get activated
BillTheCat: ah
RandomTrivia: Oh if it's destroyed then yeah you get the stuff back
Bugberry: People made a lot of comments how it was the return of Temporary Lockdown but Artifact.
RandomTrivia: Smash the box, get the candy inside
LRRbot: Dual-Sun Technique [1W] | Instant | Target creature you control gains double strike until end of turn. If it has a +1/+1 counter on it, draw a card.
Grithga: That's too many suns!
Justherefortherewards: RIP bug
Justherefortherewards: You were the bugst of us
comrade_cerpint: yet
TehAmelie: 'twas a good bug
donestebandewelparel: Lander seem nice
RassilonDND: Star cage? no. Shiny pinata? YES!
GoblinRoyalty: you should draw another 9
Justherefortherewards: Ben: draws a quarter of his deck in one turn Also Ben: this library is looking a little light..
Darleysam: behold, my Dual Sun Technique *hits you with two suns, you are incinerated*
yakbop: you cant get land flooded if you just have all your lands in play
LRRbot: Insatiable Skittermaw [2B] | Creature — Insect Horror [2/2] | Menace / Void — At the beginning of your end step, if a nonland permanent left the battlefield this turn or a spell was warped this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
wiigamer1995: chat did anyone open the cruibel creature and strip mine?
theymerLoviatar: @Darleysam behold, my Dual Son Technique *calls their two sons over, they beat you silly*
TXC2: wiigamer1995 not that we;ve seen yet
themercenary1987: @wiigamer1995 not that we have seen
TimeToFry: I'm gonna be using that one, Cameron
LRRbot: Memorial Team Leader [3R] | Creature — Kavu Soldier [4/3] | During your turn, other creatures you control get +1/+0. / Warp {1}{R}
matthaus_c: he's storming out
wiigamer1995: ok thanks
Darleysam: @theymerLoviatar my only weakness: fists
RassilonDND: @Darleysam Thats why you win if you even Approach the second Sun
Anubis169: That skittermaw's art is terrifying
feelingfroggo: scrybabies getting dumpstered again?
wifi12345678910: So there's a white board wipe too, right?
Skourch: Are there tokens for warp like there were for adventure and plot?
RassilonDND: Poor skittles and Sky Skittles
ThePixelSavage: enough lands to activate the cage.
yakbop: @Skourch why would it need tokens
itsZenegos: @wifi12345678910 yea "exile all creatures and artifacts" me thinks
CuteTeaGoat: 8 mana would be nice if that cage was still around
matthaus_c: the real devil of Limited Magic, not missing your Land drop for 12 turns
duncantm13: Did Graham "advise" Tori on land count as well?
yakbop: its jjust exiled
RandomTrivia:
Grithga: Whoaaaaaa
Dog_of_Myth:
coriolis_storm: @skourch No, but LRR made some for this
RandomTrivia:
Cam with the straight up murder
MrSarkhan:
IshtarsDonut: Tannuk?
cambo212: @yakbop so is adventure and plot yet here we are
TehAmelie: is there a space dragon?
sallomon33: ah, the through the breach spell
kamkazi: into the breach ?
TXC2: TehAmelie there is
Bugberry: @wifi12345678910 beyond the quiet is the white board wipe
LRRbot: Terminal Velocity [4RR] | Sorcery | You may put an artifact or creature card from your hand onto the battlefield. That permanent gains haste, "When this permanent leaves the battlefield, it deals damage equal to its mana value to each creature," and "At the beginning of your end step, sacrifice this permanent."
matthaus_c: Ben is seasoned at losing to Settle The Wreckage
Bugberry: Another pseudo board wipe
sallomon33: yeah, but a much more conditional one
LRRbot: Anticausal Vestige [6] | Creature — Eldrazi [7/5] | When this creature leaves the battlefield, draw a card, then you may put a permanent card with mana value less than or equal to the number of lands you control from your hand onto the battlefield tapped. / Warp {4}
control_rig: Wheeeeee BOOM
bytecaster: The tradition of inviting people to the PPR to dunk on them continues
Justherefortherewards:
yesssss 
IshtarsDonut: LRR showing NO mercy today
Balaur1135: @wifi12345678910 there's two multicolor wipes, a black X wipe, and a white white, yes
natas1311: yesss u did it ben
wertyy42: GGs
DyllonKG: Damn Tori and Lua flooding out
matthaus_c: the home team is crushing it
CrazySliver: good old not-through the breach the not-titan eldrazi
5 raiders from radstagriley have joined!
control_rig: GGs
Dandyfloss: i love how often settle the wreckage is joked about, given it's an 8 year old card at this point
holdoncaulfield: She must be playing Arena
sallomon33: there's a weird theme in thsi ppr so far that I'm not sure I like...
miguel_oddsocks: Ggs
chara_indomptable: Hai guys
TXC2: hello raiders
TimeToFry: So far: LRR beats up a bunch of guests
matthaus_c: drawing 9 cards? pretty sweeeeet
JMGoody: If it’s *card that’s not in this set* we’re screwed
Sage0fMadness: Ben: first to activate a planet!
AliceLovelin: Who are the special guests today?
boredkid07: @Dandyfloss it's clearly traumatizing
Grithga:
GoblinRoyalty: yeah 😊 yeah 😤 yeah 😬
cjtree: 9 cards good, who knew
Balaur1135: @Dandyfloss Settle should be in every set going forward
TXC2: AliceLovelin Tori and Lua of the scrybabies
ChocoBroh: wow that was the most feels bad deck ever 😂
Bacon_Trail: commander player suggests playing board wipes
AliceLovelin: @TXC2 Thank you!
Dandyfloss:
so next match it's gunna be 2-0 to LRR again?
TehAmelie: i feel, and i know i haven't keept up with most pre-pres, the guests get mauled about half the time but the other half they maul the home team
Balaur1135: put the fear of WW and 2 other mana into every opponent
GoblinRoyalty: hahahaha
Skenjamin: Yippee!
Ivan Chen: baby come back!
T3CNEO: they don't come back if you activate it tho
Kenneth Larsson: i interpreted the starcage as all artifacts regardless of mana value and all creatures with mana value 2 or less
Alan Baldwin: If you activate they don’t come back because they go into the gy first
James Frank: Well, when you activate it, they go to the graveyard
T3CNEO: if it hit all artifacts it would exile itself though
Alan Baldwin: That’s why it’s worded like that with “sacrifice this artifact.” At the end
LRRbot: Dual-Sun Technique [1W] | Instant | Target creature you control gains double strike until end of turn. If it has a +1/+1 counter on it, draw a card.
Lordrom: drawing 9 will do that
LRRbot: Insatiable Skittermaw [2B] | Creature — Insect Horror [2/2] | Menace / Void — At the beginning of your end step, if a nonland permanent left the battlefield this turn or a spell was warped this turn,…
LRRbot: Memorial Team Leader [3R] | Creature — Kavu Soldier [4/3] | During your turn, other creatures you control get +1/+0. / Warp {1}{R}
Sam Moyer: Really you SHOULD watch Farscape.
aceviru: woe?
LRRbot: Terminal Velocity [4RR] | Sorcery | You may put an artifact or creature card from your hand onto the battlefield. That permanent gains haste, "When this permanent leaves the battlefield, it deals dam…
Alan Baldwin: If he uses this to put the dragon in
aceviru: brother eeww
LRRbot: Anticausal Vestige [6] | Creature — Eldrazi [7/5] | When this creature leaves the battlefield, draw a card, then you may put a permanent card with mana value less than or equal to the number of lands…
aceviru: having an island in the deck helps
bytecaster: noicest?
RandomTrivia:
henrizzle: lol
TXC2: m'NOICE !
sallomon33: mnoist
AdamYMHMI: Gramma singing Pearl Jam again
duncantm13: Ben's expression makes sense already
Jethrain: *tips hat* m'noist
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: "the pearl jam is inside of us" is very funny if you know the joke about what 'pearl jam' is
TXC2: !greetings
LRRbot: Greetings, you Pale Bears!
drewm1022: Alone! Listless! Breakfast table in an otherwise empty room.
Mindfire13: Spoilers!
Grithga: C-c-c-combo
sallomon33: starting with a spicer
Bugberry: Alterante Gaea's Gift
TXC2: gonna kill me so hard
TXC2:
IMO "playing around a card" = not playing
holdoncaulfield: lmao the voiceover
Jethrain: Humid Ian
dilbert11:
confirmed Evolution will return in the next set 
Darleysam: real "nothing personnel, kid" energy
sallomon33: Eeveelution?
TehAmelie: saccing creatures? in black? oh brave new world
bytecaster: We haven't seen, foreshadowing
matthaus_c: tips hat M'noist
DyllonKG: muh-NOICED
itsZenegos: M'NOIST
PipeSmokingOwl: so we must give the bugs bullets...excellent - Grist
RandomTrivia: *tips EVA helmet* m'noist
Bugberry: Velociraptor malois
sallomon33: @RandomTrivia thank you for this one
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: oh...
Dog_of_Myth: yes Ben
RandomTrivia: Surprised that name didn't get used as an Incarnation
RealGamerCow: "Hey Ben, what's up?" "just thinkin bout gunk"
Sage0fMadness: amazing that that card name was still available
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: wait, honor feels like it shouldve been a thing before
drewm1022: Welp. Feather needed a new card.
TXC2:
how is "honour" not in the Avatar set?
Grithga: Legitimately shocked that they never used the name "Honor" before
Casual_Thurston: ima put that into Lightpaws
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Casual_Thurston: yea and Feather
sallomon33: this guy is surprisingly good in limited
Dog_of_Myth: Oh, I'm going to love this in Commander
sallomon33: by taht I mean, it's pretty good in spite of its stats
TehAmelie: Rampant Tokenth
sallomon33: or rather, seems pretty good
Marvoleath: Interesting that everyone goes to Rampant Growth and not Wayfarer's Bauble
sallomon33:
sorry, too definitive
Kingsgrave: ew
Dog_of_Myth: Oh baby
TXC2:
cards aren't alowed drawbacks any more
sallomon33: @Marvoleath I'm surprised too
matthaus_c: Viscera Seer when he was still hitting the gym
Nataniahu: island the strongest card in magic
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aceviru: And it throws hands
NS777: wow that’s pretty good
RandomTrivia: It's liek Viscera Seer +++
Bugberry: Only downside is you usually don't want to get your sac outlet into combat.
RandomTrivia: *like
Shuuujy: Viscera Seer went to space and got YOLKED
Sage0fMadness: there's two!
TXC2: sapce cult...spult
Mangledpixel: oh, Silent Running
sallomon33:
monogreen flier?
dilbert11: flying greenhouse
tophatofv: Not very twitch savvy. Is there a reason I can scroll back to the start of the stream?
bubba0077: I love flampling
dilbert11: @tophatofv cause it's live and not a vod
sallomon33: @tophatofv not yet, I've heard they are thinking of introducing it (which they should). You can scroll back the Yt stream though
Bugberry: Just use both together. Double the Space
Marvoleath: @tophatofv if you meant can't - you would need to go to the "videos" section in the channel to watch the previous parts
gawag_: Loading Ready Zone
RandomTrivia: Looking forward to "Ready Zone" and "Run Zone" in the next few sets
Mangledpixel: the Green Zone is for loading and unloading only
TXC2:
Ben 30000% said it as "cummy-gawa" lands
Sarah_Serinde: You can watch the vod of this stream on Twitch right now, you just have to go to the past broadcasts section
Bugberry: Parallel Lives?
TehAmelie: @tophatofv you may go to twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun and sort through past broadcasts, which will include this current one
Marvoleath: @tophatofv (this is also streamed on yt, where you can do that)
sallomon33: @Mangledpixel Green Hill Zone?
RandomTrivia: @TXC2 "There is no stopping in the white zone"
Bugberry: !card parallel lives
LRRbot: Parallel Lives [3G] | Enchantment | If an effect would create one or more tokens under your control, it creates twice that many of those tokens instead.
RandomTrivia: @RandomTrivia Sorry, reply got sniped
ProcyonFlynn: Oh good, specifically not planeswalkers
EVILmono: one set of lands for sealed and the other for draft
TXC2: RandomTrivia no worries
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Bugberry: Also kind of Forecast
Grithga: Try before you buy
TheWormbo: space Adventure
unleashenlightenment: fyi it's not plot. because plot = free
CrazySliver: it's adventure where the adventure part is a sorcery of the permanent part
sallomon33: not good in limited, unless you really buildaround it imo
silenceaux: excellent laugh
RealGamerCow: !card seat of the
LRRbot: Did you mean: Seat of the Synod; Eden, Seat of the Sanctum; Eiganjo, Seat of the Empire
RealGamerCow: !card seat of the synod
LRRbot: Seat of the Synod | Artifact Land | {T}: Add {U}.
Bugberry: @CrazySliver Adventures are usually different from the creature's effect.
Dog_of_Myth: BEN
TXC2: proliferate charge counters on stations when you cast stations
comrade_cerpint: Ayoooooo
sallomon33: ay yoo!
matthaus_c: to be fair this bug has THIGHS
goatprince: too wiry to be considered thick imo
TehAmelie: they have three legs and four arms
RealGamerCow: Ben, that bug is jacked, not thicc.
TimeToFry: @matthaus_c Four of them even!
TXC2: matthaus_c 4 of them
Marvoleath: it's a leg in the middle
BrowneePointz: one of the Eumidians in the story is stressed MULTIPLE times by the other to be *very hot*
Garfman314: just arriving, how are space things going?
felrender: four legs = two asses???
BrowneePointz: Author*
Sage0fMadness: @felrender does a horse have two asses?
thraximore:
leave my poor graveyard alone 
hd_dabnado: graveyards know what crimes they commited
protojman: there it is
GreatWahooney: do we know aboutish how often the special sheet lands show up in packs?
comrade_cards: Four legs would probably be *3* asses
sallomon33: Ben is Dccy Who pilled now? let's go
TXC2: felrender I think its still one, but it;s double thick, like two sets of tries on the same side
Bugberry: Krayt Dragon skeleton from New Hope
Skourch: @hd_dabnado Actually using scavenger grounds is committing a crime!
Dog_of_Myth: Oh dang
RealGamerCow: god this art
tryllebanjo: niiiice
BrowneePointz: Viewport Watery Grave
Skourch: wait no it isnt
Skourch: oops
holdoncaulfield: collared spooky guy
Debatra: Name: ____, Card Type: Scavenger Grounds, Oracle Text: Land - Desert
BrowneePointz: Unfinity Godless Shrine is Goated
Garfman314: they have godless shrine, right? i thin i remember seeing it
Marvoleath:
There are only 5 in this set, if they print the rest they will have different treatment 
Robot_Bones: Spaceborn Bone Snake is my new metal band
zac rance: yo, blowing off work to watch the PPR
T3CNEO: the downside is that it has three power so I can't put it in my Alesha deck
OVERKiLL!: same
Panquernic: those foils look a bit bad
Julie Reno: They might not look that bad when they're not under studio lights?
Christopher Peterson: The foils have looked great on the streams I've seen
ratbou: its dash + fortell, plot is free, isn't it?
Radmobile: "damn they made the bugs so thick"
Nataniahu: True :3
T3CNEO: kinda like adventure but the spell is the same each time
NotBoy: ngl their photography on these foils isnt great, they look much better on other places i've seen them
OVERKiLL!: Spaceborn Bonesnake
Marvoleath: (unless they make the rest as secret lair I guess)
BrowneePointz: I don’t remember the 5 shocks in this. Poole Grave Foundry….
sallomon33: the RG Eumidian would be my first pick
Skourch: There are enough blood artist effects to have sac outlets be good
drewm1022: foundry and shrine
BrowneePointz: Shrine and Ground
drewm1022: Errrr stomping grounds
Greendrag13: Love us a Rampant Shock
BrowneePointz: Foundry Grave Pools Shrine and Grounds
couchboyj: No common duals this set!
sallomon33: especially in this set, fixing should be good
TehAmelie: to my knowledge, MtG lands pay the most of any consistent artistic work in the world. they do try
Grithga: Force gold cards!
Didero: !card rampant growth
LRRbot: Rampant Growth [1G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Skourch: no common duals but landers good
Bugberry: Going 3+ colors wasn't the best idea in some recent sets.
Wild_jackalope: Wayfarers bauble
wertyy42: It's a wayfarer's bauble
Angreed66: I wish fixing wasn't as good as it is
OldUncleDan: Wait... You weren't supposed to first pick gold cards?
sallomon33: !card wayfarer's bauble
LRRbot: Wayfarer's Bauble [1] | Artifact | {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
TXC2: !patreon
viciousvulture: ann landers is a boring old bitty
jiantwitch: There are dual lands in the bonus sheet
TXC2: viciousvulture NED!
Balaur1135: @OldUncleDan you can first pick whatever you want
TXC2: !break
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martian_kyo: Wheeler the signal pest of drafts.
wertyy42: Imagine opening a strip or ancient tomb in your prerelease
Skourch: bonus sheet is only 1 in 8 play boosters, can't rely on fixing from it
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Bruceski: You can't signal wrong if you never bother signalling in the first place.
Balaur1135: the key to drafting is not to lock yourself in to your first few picks, don't let those picks dictate the course of your draft.
Imbadyoureworse: landers are probably the most available fixing right ?
A_Dub888: @martian_kyo he keeps yelling about people not reading the signals every time he picks up a new pack
jiantwitch: @Skourch Oh realy? I though it would be 1 per pack, like in BRO and Strixhaven... my bad then.
BrowneePointz: yes Landers are the lion share of fixing
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Julian_Rogue: Hey do you guys remember back in the box?
Bugberry: @Balaur1135 it's also a good idea to consider what the most supported archetypes are, or the ones people will be fighting over the most.
BrowneePointz: the bonus sheet is 1 in 8 and most are just okay in draft
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Marvoleath: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: that Squall comic Graham wanted
BrowneePointz: the 10 manlands, Inkmoth/Blinkmoth, Mana Confluence and Strip Mine are all decent. wait was it strip or waste that got reprinted
sallomon33: @jiantwitch besides possible 'greed' reasons they may have done that just so there aren't too many nobasics running around in limited
Balaur1135: @BrowneePointz strip
TehAmelie: !card greed
LRRbot: Greed [3B] | Enchantment | {B}, Pay 2 life: Draw a card.
boredkid07:
RandomTrivia:
GanixU: *clap
Balaur1135: Strip is in the same set as a Crucible/Excavator creature
iris_of_ether:
Mr_Horrible:
Reldnahcire:
TimeToFry: Clap
A_Dub888 joyous noises
sallomon33: *clappy clappity*
Balaur1135: Strip Mine with Loot will be crazy annoying
TehAmelie: hello! Adam and Kathleen and Cameron
yakbop: Clap
BlueFingers5: this set claps
Marvoleath: !eoe
OVERKiLL!: 🔹️🔹️🔹️🔷️💙
OVERKiLL!: The LRR Sub-a-Thon is always SO GOOD!
James Frank: CLap clap
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Grithga:
PPR
TXC2: !mtgeoe
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sallomon33: LESS GO
wifi12345678910: Adam read the side story about the bug that eats pencils!
vinopinguino: Adam can't read duh
sallomon33: my fav pair of vorthoses
JinaMahavira: And Adam can audio-book it
accountmadeforants: Adam is a reader, but it *is* also a game story
DeM0nFiRe: I was gonna make a joke that Adam reads books for the gameplay and then I realized he literally did that Saturday
Ritaspirithntr:
accountmadeforants: (I've been told it's great, though)
sallomon33: or is it vorthosi?
unleashenlightenment: I'll hear none of this Kathleen self dissing alright
boredkid07: what a twist
Lockraemono: oh
RandomTrivia: Uh
control_rig: HAHAHAHA
wifi12345678910: CARL SAGAN!
Mr_Horrible: holy moly
TimeToFry: Oh my GOD
DeM0nFiRe: Hahahahaha
Kentosaurus: wow
theymerLoviatar: Adam I love you
thanzo:
PipeSmokingOwl: billllions and billllions
TehAmelie: Adam doesn't play games for the stories, but let's not insult his literacy. he could hurt you.
MrSarkhan:
nyc_mtg: neil degrasse tyson!!!
TXC2: !clips
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BrowneePointz: Carl Sagandan
Omthebox: Good time to freeze internet
accountmadeforants:
sallomon33: Adam Sagan
duncantm13: Oh my god
ElektroTal: oh my god
control_rig: Adam...
munocard: if you want to make a deck from scratch, first you must create the universe.
JinaMahavira: I'm cryingggg
NewtyNewts: Oh Adam...
morgoth_bauglyr: wow
Penndragon33: is that a Carl Sagan mask
RandomTrivia: Adam Sagan-dan
duncantm13: ADAM
DyllonKG: YES
wifi12345678910: I can't believe Carl Sagan agreed to be on here!
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jiantwitch: @sallomon33 Yeah i understand it, the alternative would be to have a lot of less intresting uncommon lands in the bonus sheet that is more common then the rare lands
TXC2: there it is
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Mad_Grady: that impression was SPOT ON
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Penndragon33: Amazing
silenceaux: HAHAHAHA
delectablebiscuit: ADAM
themercenary1987: YES!
vinopinguino: Whoooops
ErrorCode404: D:
RandomTrivia:
There it is!
theymerLoviatar: ADAM I love you
theColmio: A
Arimus221:
Derekwillis: LOL
public_key_reveal_party: Got there
Mr_Horrible: incredible
Drum0_0:
theColmio: :DDD
Bruceski: That voice is one of the best impressions I've heard
boredkid07: that wasn't adam at least. that was Carol
cambo212: ca
DeM0nFiRe:
yakbop: this is why we missed you Adam
duncantm13: Those are the best 4 huors you could have spent
ProcyonFlynn: Dang, Sagan dropped the bomb? What a wild guest.
cambo212: It wasnt Adam it was Carl
Avak4do: LETS GOOOO ADAM!!! WOOOOO
Lockraemono: best teacher
Old_Salty_Sean:
brat_the_wurst: at least it wasnt in the first 30 seconds
Marvoleath:
PEGI 13, one F bomb allowed?
themercenary1987: CARL!
duncantm13: Oh my god, it's fully pre-written
Coloneljesus: there's some Bane in there too
theymerLoviatar: Also holy hell, Adam is doing a voice that isn't Generic Eastern European!
munocard: This pale blue dot contains all the cards you've ever seen.
vinopinguino: Can Adam breathe??
LoadingReadyRun: Wow Carl Sagan has a potty mouth
accountmadeforants:
Grithga: Carl Sagan just walks into the sponsored stream and starts swearing, crazy
Cahzin: LOVE SAGAN HAHAHAHAHA
sallomon33: please someone clip the whole Carl Sagan bit
themercenary1987: Hello
Wolfstrike_NL: I'm so proud Adam learned a new accent!!!!!
RandomTrivia:
The card is a gamer?!
lightfut: Gamers never look up
CrazySliver: Wow they got Sagan as a guest?
public_key_reveal_party:
Carl Sagan not getting invited back to the PPR
MrSarkhan: This is greatest bit in PPR history.
duncantm13: *applause*
theColmio: Adam I love him
Symphoneers: Adam, this is unhinged (affectionate)
unleashenlightenment:
adam
themercenary1987: So good!
Sarah_Serinde:
But you were doing so well 
ElektroTal: Adam, god bless you.
thanzo: this is an excellent bit
Jogela: Adam Sagan
mrjujubeans: hahaha! Beautiful Sagan!!
NewtyNewts: Is this... Gamer?
boredkid07: woah, when did adam get here?
A_Dub888: @LoadingReadyRun don’t we all have a potty mouth when you really think about it?
RandomTrivia:
That was spectacular, Adam
BrowneePointz: His Sagan is SO good! Adam that was incredible!
Spades_Slicc: 2nd sear
VVVC_SMITE: This was incredible
Spades_Slicc: swear
brieandbacon: Adam is a DAMN good actor
owangel1: That's going in the highlight reel
Krillin_fan: 11/10 adam
TXC2: incredbile work there Adam
duncantm13: Incredible
TimeToFry: Incredible job Adam
HadesLeprechaun: New accent for CYOA books unlocked!
public_key_reveal_party: Woah Adam you missed Carl Sagan showing up
Coloneljesus: @Wolfstrike_NL he actually did an irish-ish accent in the latest dice friends book club thingy
DeM0nFiRe:
Anubis169:
NewtyNewts: @loufghyslaufey Spaaaaace!
Mr_Horrible: before you design the perfect magic the gathering set, you must first create the universe
TimeToFry: They bleed triangles
vinopinguino: Sounds like what someone with a tesseract would say...
Bugberry: Flatland!
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Mr_Horrible: I enjoy Ugin's explanation of a hand breaking through the surface of a lake and being observed by a fish
Bugberry: A Romance of Many Dimension
duncantm13: More of this on PPR please
RandomTrivia:
mrjujubeans: they keep warping into themselves
Mr_Horrible: "The fish doesn't know what a hand it, it sees some sort of 5-headed monstrosity"
duncantm13: Can we have an "Adam watches Cosmos" series?
Cptasparagus: Pay Speachers More
sallomon33: @loufghyslaufey there's a Mario Maker ytuber named CarlSagan42 and FF was originally on Nintendo consoles and we just got an FF set of MTG so... there's a very, very, very tenuous connection
BrowneePointz: yea an eldrazi gets damaged Adam and it just…pulls more undamaged bits of itself from a space between space
theymerLoviatar: I love the deck names, I love Adam
Garfman314: oh, both ub
pipshardfour: very mirror, very dimir
drcthulu: nothing like the void to summon Adam
LRRbot: Virus Beetle [1B] | Artifact Creature — Insect [1/1] | When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card.
vinopinguino: Adam summarizes Cosmos series plz
DeM0nFiRe: I just noticed the name of Cam's deck, it fits with Adams bit so well lol
EvilBadman: Adam was just in space Edging until we got here. Wait.
TXC2: Damn right Adam's deck name
duncantm13: I just noticed Cam's deck name and it couldn't be more perfect for Adam's whole bit
kumatsu: it was established back in Oath of the Gatewatch that Eldrazi are multidimensional beings that what we see are just the section of them that extend into our perceptions, it's why they had to do a big fancy spell to destroy them
iris_of_ether: Cameron's deck name is very very good
Mattmitchell45: I might I pitch "Pale UwU Dot"?
Grithga: Cameron's deck name is awesome
Tiber727:
No, one is BU and the other UB.
sallomon33: jeez, 3 people on Dimir decks today
LoadingReadyRun:
why are we getting more new voices from Adam on this stream then last weekend's Dice Friends Lone Wolf stream?
CuteTeaGoat: bad move, i would've discarded the other island and played the discarded one instead
DoomBringerIL: Hey Adam what drew u back to MTG? @LoadingReadyRun
NewtyNewts: Wait, Cam's on WUB?
Mr_Horrible: I do like the characterization of Eldrazi as not necessarily malign, but more inimical to normal existence
theColmio: lmaoo just noticed Adams deck name, I was just watching the MH3 Pre-Prerelease where he played "Pay teachers more"
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: @Tiber727 b u *waves hand in front of face*
duncantm13: Cam, never change
Anubis169: hahahahaha
Sarah_Serinde:
@LoadingReadyRun It's just practice for the next stream
DeM0nFiRe:
@LoadingReadyRun
Mr_Horrible: extremely clean
rosesmcgee: @LoadingReadyRun Professional development
couchboyj: Now the random merchant in Lone Wolf 3 can be Carl Sagan!
NewtyNewts: Oh, u pale dot.
Desruprot: oh another dimir deck
protojman: i did too Adam but it still had meaning
sallomon33: @NewtyNewts now that's a unique insult
Grithga: In space, nobody can hear you bleed
TXC2: a graduate of Pale U
theymerLoviatar: sure is an Adam deck
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: oh no double beetle
TimeToFry: There's no Ouphes in space, Adam
A_Dub888: first blood has become drawn
sallomon33: DOUBLE beetle? oh my god
Sage0fMadness: A second beetle has hit Cam's hand
BrowneePointz: Danger! Danger Cam Robinson
sallomon33: this stream is so virus beetle-pilled
Spades_Slicc: @Grithga finally, safe from the vampires
BrowneePointz: Beetleback Chief
sallomon33: very good
Invitare: the movie starring Joey from Friends???
Kentosaurus: In space, no one can hear you scoop
drcthulu: no one wants that beetle back
Søren Bach: Adam is back!!!! :face-blue-smiling::face-blue-smiling:
Melissa Jones: A Wild Adam has appeared! Yay!
Sarah: XD
Jolyn Villa: So happy Adam is back
Jessica Lépine: The neurodivergent need to be sharing their hyperfixation
aceviru: omg
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T3CNEO: we we so close!
riku “YouKnow”: lol
TeeElBayBay: fumessed
Dice Dude: lol
hairlesssasquatch: 1
AlyssaSwift: I think Adam means he *fixed* his recommendations
Sarah: Adam put in the work for this
ravenlord_xix: Adam's Carl Sagan really has hints of Agent Smith
Melissa Jones: I'm dying
hairlesssasquatch: this is a great bit
T3CNEO: that was amazing
pickles623: kathleen!
pickles623: pacifico can?
pickles623: lol
James Frank: Good match
ravenlord_xix: can't wait for Adam Segan to make the highlight reel
thadrin: Ia Ia R'lyeh fh'tagn.
LRRbot: Virus Beetle [1B] | Artifact Creature — Insect [1/1] | When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card.
Morgan Breneiser: dimir looks really good this set
pickles623: double dimir is so great
Samarbrander: Adam sagan is wild and i'm here for it
Skourch: good card
wifi12345678910: I like beetles
A_Dub888: !card beetleback
LRRbot: Beetleback Chief [2RR] | Creature — Goblin Warrior [2/2] | When this creature enters, create two 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens.
fsforwardsound: i heard bananaform sentinel
wifi12345678910: @drcthulu I want my beetle back beetle back beetle back ribs
Spades_Slicc: Nanoform sentinal is mono-U ramp
rosesmcgee: Ideas pass through Adam's brain like neutrinos through... everything
NewtyNewts: @fsforwardsound Sooo... peanut butter jelly time?
Splosion: pajamaform sentinal
RandomTrivia:
WOW
Anubis169 falls over laughing
DrChairthrower: stunt driver?
Dog_of_Myth:
Brozard: That's a sex movie, Kathleen
MrSarkhan:
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: pretty much
vinopinguino: Wasn't that the plot of crash
vinopinguino: Dang Cameron beat me
Brozard: Fair
munocard: That's the creepy version of that movie, not the one that won an Oscar.
Anubis169: know thy smut
forg86: also a large component of the book Rant iirc
wifi12345678910: If it's a book it must be classy
A_Dub888: not the movie that solved racism Crash?
Spades_Slicc: I have great news kathleen, no one has ever had an original idea
drewm1022: Le petit carcrash.
natas1311: huh what the ....
Brozard: It was directed by Cronenberg, figures
cmdrud87: that moment when Cam just has the soul read.
iris_of_ether: The little vehicle death
petterfree: We out here doing platonic crash
Anubis169: me chan you chan
vinopinguino: Simpsons did it
DeM0nFiRe:
mrjujubeans: a near life experience?
wifi12345678910: Me Chan is the best waifu
munocard: Selfcraft Machamp
Sage0fMadness: zendaya is mecham
sallomon33: meese meechan?
couchboyj: *tips cap* M'chan
Dog_of_Myth: uwu meechan
BrowneePointz: I can’t sit anywhere Mechan, I have hemorrhoids
iris_of_ether:
SolarBlitz1: I think you improve, Nelson
sallomon33: @Sage0fMadness and lebron james is guangi
Tai114: I hope the book Crash is good cause I hated the movie so much. Only Cronenberg movie I walked out on.
PipeSmokingOwl: now say it in a irish accent "Oh welcome back me Chan"
LoadingReadyRun:
@forg86 I thought you said Rent for a sec, and was very confused
truediamondback: it’s funny that Graham plays discard and is instantly a heel, but Adam is so far beyond good and evil that no strategy would turn the audience against him.
Derekwillis: Did any of you open Biome-chan?
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wifi12345678910: flier?
NewtyNewts: Or maybe it becomes a 4/5 non-flier
theymerLoviatar: @truediamondback Adam is the universally beloved main babyface of LRR
Tai114: ExistenZ was at least only bad enough for me to sit and stomach for its duration
Sage0fMadness:
@sallomon33 thank you for going with me on that
dilbert11: @truediamondback Adam doesn't do it maliciously.
Diabore: im so happy to see adam back
wifi12345678910: Someone has enough packs to draft The Dark?
Drum0_0:
Skourch: he will do none of the above
NewtyNewts: The math assist!
sunshineCasts: crash was such a good movie but driving back home after seeing it was. challenging
LRRbot: Dubious Delicacy [2B] | Artifact — Food | Flash / When this artifact enters, up to one target creature gets −3/−3 until end of turn. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Target opponent loses 3 life.
Grithga: I know this guy attacks for 4 on the ground, but I'd really like to attack for 3 in the air instead
punahougirl84:
tryllebanjo:
Plate of nuggets and EOE PPR? Life's good
Garfman314: icky food
vinopinguino: Meechan noo
Spades_Slicc: Fast food kills
BrowneePointz: Sentinelle
Abavus:
Not Me-chan... 
TXC2: the senti now!
Tai114: I can't imagine having the patience to sit and watch the whole movie *and then* drive home
LRRbot: Quantum Riddler [3UU] | Creature — Sphinx [4/6] | Flying / When this creature enters, draw a card. / As long as you have one or fewer cards in hand, if you would draw one or more cards, you draw that many cards plus one instead. / Warp {1}{U}
Grithga: Riddle me this, Cameron!
Skourch: Sphinx!
boredkid07: Space Sphinx
dilbert11: riddle me this batman
yakbop: this artifact seems like its gonna be super high pick in draft
BrowneePointz: More like Quantum Rizzler amirite?
sallomon33: @Sage0fMadness *tips hat* m'noist
wifi12345678910: Riddle me this, Classical Batman
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Kezzig_: Someone pull up the quantum riddler full art
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Mr_Bitterness: Hand Refiller Sphinx
bytecaster: Adam made me do a spit take with his Sagan bit but now I'm back after cleaning up
sithenin: So he just goes around asking if the cat is alive or dead?
wifi12345678910: The riddler
Garfman314: sphinges
couchboyj: Is that a riddle Adam?
UnknownFriday: Edward Nigma
yakbop: tulsa doom
sallomon33: THE quantum rizzler? ay yo
theymerLoviatar: thulsa Doooooooom
yakbop: thulsa doom
medebula: The alt art of Quantum Riddler goes so hard
battlegander: coe-nan
Anubis169: He punches the camel in both
themercenary1987: Second
BrowneePointz: @dog_of_myth did you just gift a sub to Meg? lol
vinopinguino: Conan obrien
drcthulu: The guy in Monty Python
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holdoncaulfield: Pale U Dot is so good
Imbadyoureworse: Tulsa doom
ElektroTal: this is the best ppr match ever
Imbadyoureworse: thulsa doom
LRRbot: Anticausal Vestige [6] | Creature — Eldrazi [7/5] | When this creature leaves the battlefield, draw a card, then you may put a permanent card with mana value less than or equal to the number of lands you control from your hand onto the battlefield tapped. / Warp {4}
TXC2: what is the riddle of steel?
theymerLoviatar: two meechans, facing each other
themercenary1987: Teach me the Riddle of Steel
Dog_of_Myth: @BrowneePointz It was the first thing that popped up
hattingston: Aren't the sphinxes of new capenna insurance agents?
ElektroTal: this is what it actually sounds like when lrr folks actually hang out
themercenary1987: @TXC2 Flesh is stronger than steel
sallomon33: @TXC2 dunno, ask Cori (Steel-Riddler)
TXC2:
also Conan the destroyer is the best D&D move
wifi12345678910: Let's do the time warp now
TXC2: themercenary1987 exactly
Mr_Horrible: callin in The Heavy
NewtyNewts: It is tapped though
Anubis169: Mill your enemies. See them tapped out before you. Hear the lamentations of the Judges.
alphasapphire234561: so is adam back back or is this a one off? I have really missed seing him at the pprs and fnpfs
Mr_Horrible: "Gravblade Heavy" is both a title and a description
therisingtithes: the art on every card in this set with the prefix 'grav-' slaps so hard
themercenary1987: What good is the sword wothout the hand that grips it
vinopinguino: The warp zone is just a jump to the left
theymerLoviatar:
@Anubis169 Judge, I have never called to you before
truediamondback: Kathleen’s joy is a joy in itself to behold
WrightJustice: That's a thick spacesuit armour
bytecaster: Boy, they really know what they are doing
TXC2: alphasapphire234561 I think it's a see how it goes and how he feels situation
TeeElBayBay: adam, after doing an extended carl sagan bit that he put hours of effort into: "i have no ideas"
HattyDrago: Vtuber mention :3
Jeffrey Kustra: how would the sentinel work with convoke? could you untap a land that you can use to cast the same convoke spell?
LRRbot: Dubious Delicacy [2B] | Artifact — Food | Flash / When this artifact enters, up to one target creature gets −3/−3 until end of turn. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life. / {2}, {T}, …
LRRbot: Quantum Riddler [3UU] | Creature — Sphinx [4/6] | Flying / When this creature enters, draw a card. / As long as you have one or fewer cards in hand, if you would draw one or more cards, you draw that…
James Frank: Me-Chan! No
Jessica Lépine: Riddle me this, Tezzeret
OVERKiLL!: space food 💀
James Frank: Adam has never read comics, confirmed
LRRbot: Anticausal Vestige [6] | Creature — Eldrazi [7/5] | When this creature leaves the battlefield, draw a card, then you may put a permanent card with mana value less than or equal to the number of lands…
OVERKiLL!: What is Best in Life?
TheBitterSuite: hey look Eldrazi is back
punahougirl84: Then à step to the riiiight!
LRRMTG_Judge: We're here to help!
iris_of_ether:
sallomon33: I made the joke first!
drcthulu: I judge that funny
NewtyNewts: May be going like that, but also going 'at least I can only see what's on the board and not need to think about everything else they have to think about'
Mr_Horrible: @WrightJustice the monoist suits all seem very broad, yeah
sallomon33: Cam the joke thief smh my head
NewtyNewts:
BrowneePointz: I also enjoyed they said they’re doing less Slapstick stuff for in universe sets going forward since UB sets will tend wackier
Mr_Horrible: Adam learned from Lua, conspicuously holding up 6 mana
Kezzig_: Can someone tell me if the full art of quantum riddler is technically still a sphinx
Dog_of_Myth:
Anubis169: sallomon33: you have two my heads in that
bujabin: a judge in the heart sounds like a cardiac issue.
couchboyj: Is that a sick burn? Like a subatomic amount of rizz?
thanzo: the quantum rizzler only has rizz when not being perceived?
themercenary1987: Quantum Rizzlers hits different in the UK where they are a brand of self roll ciggerate paper
TXC2: LRRChat can not claime ownership of Jokes that LRR then repeate
sallomon33:
@Anubis169 that is the point
Grithga: Neat!
vinopinguino: No that's schrodingers rizzler
WrightJustice: oh that's part of the turn 4 infinite combo
Bugberry: The art is neat. Looks like Dark Souls Dragon Butts
themercenary1987: So a Quantum Rizzler is going to take that spliff you rolled on a different kind of trip
Brozard: We're Costmono Guys and the Quantum Rizzler
Anubis169:
sallomon33: ...the point is to have it make no sense? 
Mr_Horrible:
@TXC2 I mean we can claim it all we want, but who's really gonna believe *chat*?
TXC2: Mr_Horrible indeed
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LRRbot: Tragic Trajectory [B] | Sorcery | Target creature gets −2/−2 until end of turn. / Void — That creature gets −10/−10 until end of turn instead if a nonland permanent left the battlefield this turn or a spell was warped this turn.
Dicebat: sorcery
Skourch: sorcery
Drigerslash: @Kezzig_ I dont even think thats a creature anymore looks like a spirit from avatar tlab
Benjamin_the_Monarch: sorcery
dasdardly: sorcery
drcthulu: sorcery
jiantwitch: Sorcery
LurkerSpine: sorcery
bytecaster: Sorcery
duncantm13: sorcery
chaostreader: ^
sallomon33:
@Anubis169 the repetition makes it more apparent it's sarcastic
nan_de_mo_nai:
sorcery
Rgontownik: judge
2feL_xD: sorcery
theymerLoviatar: sorcery
viciousvulture: sorcery
Mr_Horrible: tragic slip-between-spaces
boredkid07: tragic slip; it isn't
medebula: sorcery
vinopinguino: M
Grithga: That makes more sense
sallomon33: at least that's the intent @Anubis169
Mr_Horrible:
1st time playing! 
bytecaster: This type of spell is often an instant
RandomTrivia: It's coded like an instant
TXC2: !relaxed
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nyc_mtg: no no there's a teferi just off screen it's all good
Mr_Bitterness: I would have made the exact same mistake
themercenary1987: In the words of Serge "thats a sordery"
Mr_Horrible: yeah, you def think it's an instant, like slip or push
battlegander: that was a tragic slip
Anubis169: sallomon33: that's not the effect it has sorry 😅
drcthulu: It really should have been an instant
BlueFingers5: adam catching himself from a third f bomb was not a tragic slip though
VVVC_SMITE: Cam using the Endstone here
Diabore: is there any void thats at instant speed?
drcthulu: esp at uncommon
Drum0_0: 10
truediamondback: the card art feels like it should take place at instant speed
themercenary1987: Think Wheeler just had flashbacks
Quyzbuk26: Attacking for billions and billions!
wifi12345678910: Billions and Billions of damage
vinopinguino: Timing restrictions get warped out here on the edge
A_Dub888: 5 and 4…. billion
LRRbot: Gravkill [3B] | Instant | Exile target creature or Spacecraft.
hawkeye437: tragic slipup
sallomon33:
@Anubis169
drewm1022: Billions and billions of damage...
Grithga: As it was foretold!
BlueFingers5: Nelly is the endstone?
BrowneePointz: Adam you just made me laugh so hard I think I pulled something
vinopinguino: Tragic my bad
NewtyNewts: More bad news: Bears.
Mr_Horrible: I suspect they didn't want it being "strictly better disfigure", but you gotta draw the line somewhere, especially when you're making creatures as good as they have been since like 2022
unleashenlightenment: where was Adam, or am I just missing the joke
Krillin_fan: no fair, by observing the type line you changed it!
fistandulusrobe: Adam has been playing to much Minecraft.
LRRbot: Anticausal Vestige [6] | Creature — Eldrazi [7/5] | When this creature leaves the battlefield, draw a card, then you may put a permanent card with mana value less than or equal to the number of lands you control from your hand onto the battlefield tapped. / Warp {4}
Mr_Horrible: I like the idea of a monoist assassin just pushing people
Skourch: Schrodinger's card type
viciousvulture: no attack?
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kumatsu: here comes the Cosmic Entity
BlueFingers5: Maybe it is getting younger?
Mr_Horrible: correct
TXC2: I mean, being anticasual, it MIGHT be getting younger...
natas1311: guese who back, back agiun
boredkid07: "The Lifeform"
bytecaster: Jeff
vinopinguino: Their name is Carl
NewtyNewts: Xenomorph: the alien shape
battlegander: the void has materialized.
Grithga: I too have euphemisms
yakbop: the xenomorph has no set shape
Invitare: "Metroid"
Anubis169: As opposed to Predator, which actually has a name. The specias name is tha Yautja (yah-oot-jah)
Brozard: Gymcareys
themercenary1987: Noones survived long enough to give them a latin name
Bugberry: Kind of like how the Tyranids are named after the place they first invaded?
LRRbot: Codecracker Hound [2U] | Creature — Dog [2/1] | When this creature enters, look at the top two cards of your library. Put one into your hand and the other into your graveyard. / Warp {2}{U}
bytecaster: DOG
Garfman314: pupp
Mr_Horrible: Little Fellas
A_Dub888: aren’t we all strange shapes, when you think about it?
Dog_of_Myth: Good dog
Abavus:
DOG 
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Jethrain: Good dog!
Tom_Bruise: Only in the Xeno-region of France can we call it Xenomorph. Everywhere else it's just Sparkling Weird Thing
Skourch: Welcome back Sibsig Appraiser
vinopinguino: Good dog
fsforwardsound: sibsig appraiser
ScrapyardGhostTrain: The 'official' name for the Alien (as per the RPG) is 'Species XX-121'.
Bugberry: !card organ horder
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
BrowneePointz: it broke one of the Guidelight Robots!
Jethrain: Good dog with so many legs
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Bugberry: !card organ hoarder
LRRbot: Organ Hoarder [3U] | Creature — Zombie [3/2] | When this creature enters, look at the top three cards of your library, then put one of them into your hand and the rest into your graveyard.
Imbadyoureworse: that’s a good boy
brieandbacon: Oh I've been reading Warp wrong
niccus: dog (extended)
TXC2: lot of dogs on spaceships in this set
Anubis169: hehehehe
DyllonKG: LMFAO
vinopinguino: And yet, no cats..
NewtyNewts: A single laugh: Ha.
DyllonKG: what a high-society chortle
Mr_Horrible: that was truly a "ha." with no capitalization and a period at the end
bytecaster: @TXC2 Well they can't weftwalk like cats so they gotta use spaceships
ExtraCredits: The chemistry in all of the matches today has been the absolute best
Meltalar: we are beam saw back!
Mr_Horrible: "exile the dog"
LRRbot: Virus Beetle [1B] | Artifact Creature — Insect [1/1] | When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card.
Anubis169:
Hello there ExtraCredits
Chenderle: I can't wait to have cards on adventure, plotted, and in warp
shadowblackbullet: Let's call the robot artifact token a "Robotifact"
battlegander: In Laika we trust! dogs were the OG astronauts
Mr_Horrible: again, both deck names very good
vinopinguino: They are usually 4 beetles
BrowneePointz: so yea there’s a dismantled Guidelight Synergist in the art of that dog
Jethrain: 3 virus beetles *so far*
ExtraCredits:
@Anubis169
wifi12345678910: Gee Adam why does your mom let you have 3 virus beetles?
James Frank: Warm water, good dentishtry, and shoft lavatory paper
Econojam: did I miss the give aways? curse Mondays and work
Sarah: No giveaways today that I'm aware of
LRRbot: Tragic Trajectory [B] | Sorcery | Target creature gets −2/−2 until end of turn. / Void — That creature gets −10/−10 until end of turn instead if a nonland permanent left the battlefield this turn or …
Oxymoron: SORCERY?!?!
Daspien Daspien: Its a sorcery!
Econojam: ah
Jessica Lépine: Reading the card type explains the card
Samarbrander: Sorcery is rough
aceviru: how tragic
fiendmaw: Still a busted card
LRRbot: Gravkill [3B] | Instant | Exile target creature or Spacecraft.
Samarbrander: Yeah -10/-10 is solid even at sorcery
TeeElBayBay: he's got hulk hogan in his brain, brother brothering him
aceviru: no, good news. It has flavor text.
L.M.C.S: oof
LRRbot: Anticausal Vestige [6] | Creature — Eldrazi [7/5] | When this creature leaves the battlefield, draw a card, then you may put a permanent card with mana value less than or equal to the number of lands…
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LRRbot: Codecracker Hound [2U] | Creature — Dog [2/1] | When this creature enters, look at the top two cards of your library. Put one into your hand and the other into your graveyard. / Warp {2}{U}
James Frank: I think they are called "What is that thing?"
aceviru: puppy!
Nataniahu: doooogoooo
thadrin: is Warp worded as the spell being exiled? the possibilities for "cast from exile" synergies if so....
OVERKiLL!: i was thinking, i could deffo see an AVP Universes Beyond set
T3CNEO: Ha.
LRRbot: Virus Beetle [1B] | Artifact Creature — Insect [1/1] | When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card.
Mr_Horrible: this beetle's going viral from doing a little dance
LRRbot: Syr Vondam, the Lucent [2WBB] | Legendary Creature — Human Knight [4/4] | Deathtouch, lifelink / Whenever Syr Vondam enters or attacks, other creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain deathtouch until end of turn.
Kingsgrave: Deltron 3030 mentioned!?
DyllonKG: Sir Vondam the loosened? The lucid? What was it?
aquilonare: I'm glad top 3 lrr member adam is on an mtg stream
WokenClick: I know Kathleen is huge into music but I was still not expecting a deltron reference out of nowhere
Mr_Horrible: I posit a 7/5 basically already has deathtouch
Kingsgrave: How does Kathleen just know all of the coolest music!?
EVILmono: not enough mogs in this space set
wifi12345678910: @ExtraCredits I love your youtube channels!
munocard: @Mr_Horrible You mean an 8/5?
NewtyNewts: And now, a single 'Yike'
vinopinguino: Come on and
Chichen: yooo whens the Space Jam UB set?
Anubis169: come on and SLAM
Anubis169: and welcome to the JAM
fistandulusrobe: which Space Jam?
BrowneePointz: come on and get up
Mr_Horrible: "and that's how we got our EoE PPR vod voided itself"
LoadingReadyRun:
Syr Vondam, the Lucid: he mostly knows what's going on
TXC2: !findquote DMCA
LRRbot: Quote #7700: "If my singing gets a DMCA takedown, I'm gonna take that as a win." —RebelliousUno [2021-07-20]
BrowneePointz: it’s time to slam now
Spades_Slicc: Okay I just checked and all cards with void are at sorcery speed
Bugberry: @Mr_Horrible there are some big spaceships in this set that would beg to differ.
Mr_Horrible: @munocard true, I was just thinking of the printed stats
Brozard: Come on and slam, and way welcome to Tann
aquilonare: UB space jam? jordan on a magic card
SolarBlitz1: Everybody get up it's time to slam now
Brozard: *say welcome
Chenderle: Seems like such an odd set but everyone keeps saying they love it. Looking forward to Friday!
Skourch: This is pre hole in the head
Bugberry: @Chenderle what is particularly odd about it?
Mr_Horrible: I mean if people can survive with a railroad spike through the brain
BrowneePointz: took a black hole to the face and lived
Brozard: Nice Horse Lords shirt, Kathleen!
vinopinguino: Chefs kiss flavor
Armoric: I dunno, VOndam still has a spine...
sallomon33:
TimeToFry: Kathleen what do you think about the fact that Syr Vondam is represented as Orzhov in his card? I personally thought he'd be perfect as a mono white villain
MTGDiversity: Hello friends, just had surgery and I am here to be entertained. How do we like the set so far
Dog_of_Myth:
Spades_Slicc: Should "music" sound?
Brozard: I also like saxophones being run over
RandomTrivia:
HypelUL
RandomTrivia:
AwesomeInABox: im umamusume brained recently
Skourch: @Armoric Terrible news...
themercenary1987: Oh did you see the new One Hit Wonderland from Todd in the Shadows?
RandomTrivia:
I remember that crapshot
public_key_reveal_party: I also enjoy merzbow
Kingsgrave: Same when I see someone in an einstürzende neubauten shirt in public
hawkeye437: my music is just incoherent loudness and screaming
duncantm13: Hell yeah, Adam
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: hell yeah adam
Brozard: @public_key_reveal_party yessss
aquilonare: I stand by my "top 3 lrr member adam" comment even more somehow
TXC2: hello MTGDiversity welcome
wertyy42: Did anyone open up a tezzeret??
Ritaspirithntr:
bytecaster: I love the "just hanging out" vibes of the PPR
BrowneePointz: I think Syr Vondam being WB shows the connection of the methodologies between the Monoists and Summists
daschmee:
tyrsredritehand: Apparently "Billions and Billions" is attributed to Johnny Carson, imitating Sagan.
LordKittenfoot: omg The Weakerthans is alllll time greatest!
theymerLoviatar: I own a band shirt for an early 2000's hardcore band from Michigan that I think existed for like, three years. It's not even a nice shirt and the band had a stupid name
TXC2: hello daschmee welcome
Thadrin46: BNF SUBS REPRESENT
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: I once listened to a Mr Bungle album, it left me questioning a lot of things, especially why I listened to it.
MikeProvencher: Okay we really need to get Jim Davis on a PPR just so Adam, Kathlene, and him can talk about obscure punk bands.
public_key_reveal_party: Adam's bestie
lightfut: Guy speak beaver
sunshineCasts: @BrowneePointz syr vondam being WB shows his inner conflict between obeying the Sum and making the decision he feels to be right
Bruceski: The weirdest music I listen to regularly is a capella power metal and I'm pretty sure that doesn't even register as weird once you get outside the normie circles.
vinopinguino: Commune with beaver
artdecosunburn: Come on. The Golden Record has greetings from Jimmy Carter and Gerald Ford. Truly Earth sending its best.
sallomon33: @BrowneePointz I think so too, after all, he has two cards, and the rare one was not forced to be a signpost yet tehy still chose Orzhov for it
BrowneePointz: my buddy was in Misha Collins’ Destiny fireteam
Kivipaperisakset: I am dead, Horatio
PerpetualMutation:
He did try and message him once. That's why he said he "used to be Facebook friends"
Chenderle: @Bugberry Hard to say exactly. The archtypes don't seem as entrenched/isolated as in some sets? Station seems scary and I feel like I'll need to play with warp to get a good sense of how to use it well
sallomon33: the weirdest I listen to is Jack Stauber
sallomon33: probs not that weird compared to whatever Kathleen listens to lol
TXC2: billions and billions of joke a minute
BrowneePointz: Misha Manshoor* wrong Misha
TruPhantomAngel: me wanting to quote Sagan, and they only one I can remember is my fav and the most depressing. lol
RandomTrivia:
Increment the Carl Sagan joke count
themercenary1987: CaaaRRrraaalLLL
DyllonKG: It's almost Worf from TNG
Omentuva: Caaaaaaaaaarl, that kills people!
Bruceski: "This hand is cracked, all I need to do is draw one island" is a far too tempting trap
rosesmcgee: I was holding it for a friend
brieandbacon: I've got the munchies that only human hands can satisfy.
drcthulu: they won't be able to see it
Bugberry: @Chenderle Do you mean the archetypes aren't distinguished enough? Overlapping archetypes are often a sign of a good limited format.
BrowneePointz: I have an album from the band Tesseract…
natas1311: carl the unicorn
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: i may or may not, be sitting under a tesseract right now
BlueFingers5: what are you a 4th dimensional cop?
Garfman314: i left mine in my other dimention
kumatsu: Sorry, my Tesseract is in my other pants
RandomTrivia: "The tesseract was just resting in my account"
NewtyNewts:
Tesseract alert
jiantwitch: Variance can be rough in a very small snap shot in time, such as a ppr event.
vinopinguino: Ayo
themercenary1987: Just find something that has right angles to 3 dimensional space
delectablebiscuit: I keep my tesseract in my klein bottle
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: ayo cam
Caryotip: i d have kept a 5 lander knowing i m discarding at least once to virus beetle
drcthulu: stinky
Omentuva: @brieandbacon It's the lovely elderly couple from 2B.
Anubis169: Anyone ever solved a Rubik's Tesseract?
LRRbot: Sunset Saboteur [1B] | Creature — Human Rogue [4/1] | Menace / Ward—Discard a card. / Whenever this creature attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature an opponent controls.
sallomon33: oh, the Nelly card!
LRRbot: Syr Vondam, the Lucent [2WBB] | Legendary Creature — Human Knight [4/4] | Deathtouch, lifelink / Whenever Syr Vondam enters or attacks, other creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain deathtouch until…
OVERKiLL!: I want to devise a virus
Christopher Peterson: Come on and slam
James Frank: was going to say copyright strike on this video
OVERKiLL!: to bring dire straights to your environment
thadrin: i believe i can fly?
Nataniahu: did any space jam characters have their skull penetrated by a micro black hole
SplittingImage77: Come on and slam, and welcome to Japan
Nataniahu: very very good
Econojam: HORSE LORDS RULE
pickles623: this set is bonkers
Morsegu: nothing more's romantic than metal machine music
pickles623: i hate work
pickles623: 8 hour gang
Econojam: what other magic channel can point you to such hidden gems?
Jessica Lépine: Spotify playlist gang represent
pickles623: brutaldeath blackenedthrash
OVERKiLL!: Tokyo Ska Paradise Orchestra
Christopher Peterson: Not a sponsored comment
pickles623: no mono green jokes
James Frank: Outside help
pickles623: was this wizards backup set for when weed was legalized?
maxthefourth: i will neither confirm nor deny whether i have a tesseract
rkk667: Great to see Adam and also this combination of people! thank you so.much lol
T3CNEO: I may or may not have one
LRRbot: Sunset Saboteur [1B] | Creature — Human Rogue [4/1] | Menace / Ward—Discard a card. / Whenever this creature attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature an opponent controls.
Skourch: A real downside!
Sage0fMadness: t2 on the play
Gekyouryuu: Tesseract was the name of a concept 4 wheeled motorcycle from, iirc, honda
Imbadyoureworse: hey it’s not a virus beetle
Spades_Slicc: dies to tragic trajectory
BrowneePointz: the common Traitor in the Sci Fi story trope!
TXC2: stations REAL well
MorganteMaggiore: it's not a clock, it's a whole watchmaking shop
hawkeye437: we've seen adam has some removal so just hope he draws it on time
fistandulusrobe: what if I didn’t have a Tesseract but had a hot tub Time Machine?
Mindfire13: Target something with ward; don't pay it
SevenishMagpies: it's prolly meant for station
vinopinguino: Flavor text is dope
Diabore: just make cam not have creatures, black can do that right?
coriolis_storm: Cameron’s deck name is very clever
Chenderle: @Bugberry Maye, and I agree. The archetypes just didn't feel as obvious from the previews as previous sets. This set seems like it's more like Duskmourn but maybe even more interesting?
sallomon33: an oofa and a doofa
niccus: why didnt you draw better
Stormgod519: I am back!
LRRbot: Cryogen Relic [1U] | Artifact | When this artifact enters or leaves the battlefield, draw a card. / {1}{U}, Sacrifice this artifact: Put a stun counter on up to one target tapped creature.
Anubis169: your safe spacebar
TruPhantomAngel: oh, this is a human rogue. I thought it was a vampire, and now wonder if there is a vampire in the set.
An_Owl_At_What: Orb!
TXC2: welcome back Stormgod519
Bugberry: @Chenderle That was one of my favorite formats from the past year. Have you looked at the Signpost Uncommons?
Dog_of_Myth:
PipeSmokingOwl: new blue nutz
RandomTrivia: O R B / E G G
Robot_Bones:
vinopinguino: Pretty good orb
Stormgod519: round 3 of 7; cool I didn't miss much
Chenderle: @Bugberry no! not yet
MorganteMaggiore: the pauper powerhouse, maybe, maybe not
Proudboar: Man, I always forget to renew my prime subscirption
BrowneePointz: notably target must already be tapped
sallomon33: @TruPhantomAngel I don't think there are space vampires outside the Un-iverse
theymerLoviatar: Just showed my housemate the clip of Adam's Carl Sagan bit, they said "good boy not at all poop"
Anubis169: HAHAHAHAHA
Stormgod519: LOL
Imbadyoureworse: that seems like a sick card
dan_7_8_2: amazing
Dog_of_Myth: hahahaha
TXC2: DAMN ADAM
nyc_mtg: shoutout ursula
duncantm13: Ursula K Le Guin reference!!!
trolltan: lmfaooooo
control_rig: Dammit Adam
thraximore:
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themercenary1987: Jesus built my hotrodd
RandomTrivia: It's the most absurd Ichor Wellspring power creep ever
Bugberry: @Chenderle and for most sets there are usually some color pairs that are more generic, usually falling into defaults like "RB sacrifice" and such.
RandomTrivia:
Adam OMG
Skourch: hey something to get counters!
Stormgod519: lol
Cho_Cathal_ic: Can god make a lathe he cannot use?
Anubis169:
Adam, never change 
Stormgod519: very good Cam
punahougirl84: What does God need with a starship?
TruPhantomAngel:
@sallomon33 awe…I wanted those poor retail workers again.
BrowneePointz: no he said to Lathe
GreatWahooney: I have a Le Guin on my pile currently
Bruceski: Lathe of Heaven, not Lathe of God. They have a makerspace up there.
noSmokeFire: what's funny is the interview where LeGuin says the title is a mistranslation, but she likes it and isn't going to change it
NewtyNewts: @BrowneePointz Which means to turn! Clearly he was gonna make a table leg or something...
ExtraCredits: I'm sick and coughing a lot and Adam is making me laugh so hard it hurts
TXC2: what does God need with a lathe, surely God can C&C with thier own "hands"
CrowDaddy1: Ursula K LeGuin is fantastic!
sallomon33: @Bugberry or BG graveyard, we've had that straight up since... I guess you can exclude Duskmourn from taht since it was specifically Delirium... so since Duskmourn
Stormgod519: lol
Stormgod519: *claps*
duncantm13: lol
duncantm13: LIAR
BrowneePointz: God needs a Starship to fight Jefferson
punahougirl84: Lol
smurfomancer: PPR derails into just quoting Princess Bride
sallomon33: @sallomon33 or nvm, forgot TDM had BG on counters because taht archetype was bad lol
truediamondback: Cameron jabbing with the right, saving back the hook with the Left Hand of Darkness
Mythallian: i thought adam was going for a Galaxy Quest deep cut
LRRbot: Embrace Oblivion [B] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice an artifact or creature. / Destroy target creature or Spacecraft.
themercenary1987: They Have a chance? No Way
Skourch: uh oh
Kingsgrave: I was say boo-urns
Bruceski: Billy Crystal is onscreen for five minutes and steals the entire movie. And it's not like the rest of the cast was phoning it in.
LRRbot: Requiem Monolith [2B] | Artifact | {T}: Until end of turn, target creature gains "Whenever this creature is dealt damage, you draw that many cards and lose that much life." That creature's controller may have this artifact deal 1 damage to it. Activate only as a sorcery.
Stormgod519: oh right
Stormgod519: this thing
Bugberry: @sallomon33 at least for that they mix it up by caring about having things in the grave or things dying.
MorganteMaggiore: hey, why do i hear boss music?
Anubis169: "You keep playing that card. I do not think it does what you think it does."
dilbert11: quick adam kill your menace creature
Skourch: super cool card
NewtyNewts: Doesn't even say 'your creature'
Stormgod519: it would be so good at instant speed
TXC2: Bruceski Peter Sellers steel it for me.... Mawidge
sallomon33: yeah, agree iwth Adam here
Desdae: Can also hit Opps creatures too to make blocking annoying
sallomon33: card would be bonkers at instant speed
Bugberry: Helps make a creature pseudo unblockable
DyllonKG: It's good to call a bluff on blockers
boredkid07:
"Sorcery Speed" "Once per Turn" 
Jethrain: You can apply it to an opponent's creature so that they lose life when they block, too
gawag_: kinda makes something quasi-unblockable tho
themercenary1987: @TXC2 Wuve...Tru Wuve
Stormgod519: @NewtyNewts it does give the creature the ability; so it would draw for your opponents
brieandbacon: I think it was Peter Cook, not Sellers
lojer: If that targets an opponent's creature, who draws?
DeM0nFiRe:
Greyah: I want to see the Monolith be combined with the orbital death laser from Dawnsire.
LRRbot: Quantum Riddler [3UU] | Creature — Sphinx [4/6] | Flying / When this creature enters, draw a card. / As long as you have one or fewer cards in hand, if you would draw one or more cards, you draw that many cards plus one instead. / Warp {1}{U}
RandomTrivia: Welp, it has dealt 12 already
GreatWahooney: @lojer the controller
LucasTheDrgn: @Desdae or hit their creature and then orbital strike it with dawnsire
Bugberry: @lojer it gives the creature the ability.
Marvoleath: @lojer the opponent
TXC2: brieandbacon ah my mistake
lojer: Cheers everyone
Chenderle: The Riddler's in this set?!
MTGDiversity: I'm just sitting here trying to think of something clever to say to play off the God reference but in a way that taps into the original author's woke version... something something Universes Beyond for the 80s Christian Rock band Stryper, i don't know i got nothing
drcthulu: first blood
Diabore: @LucasTheDrgn this is my goal in this format, as soon as i saw the monolith
vinopinguino: Scoreboard!
TXC2: Game 3 HYPE
Stormgod519: Adam seems good in this set...
Anubis169:
Ladies and Gentlemen, what you have just wintessed... is a 'ganking'.
theymerLoviatar: the rizzlers are quantum
drcthulu: The art is stunning
Stormgod519: Back-a-Van...
LRRMTG_Judge:
the opponent does draw the cards if that ability targets their creature....mind you they *must* draw the cards.
natas1311: that 4/1 did work
SevenishMagpies: wow i walked away for 2 seconds and that 4/1 already killed cameron???
LucasTheDrgn: @Diabore also works with Pain For All!
dilbert11: turns out a 2 mana 4/1 menace is really aggro
tyrantcorporation: Vandalf?
Marvoleath: !mtgeoe
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: yeah a lot of good panel van art in this set
MorganteMaggiore: where no player has gone before... i guess the bath?
Imbadyoureworse:
getting foured to death
TXC2: !mtgeoe
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Diabore: @SevenishMagpies 4/1 menace with removla backup bonks fast
alcibiade_gratte_poil:
Anubis169: ^ that thing
Garfman314: ooh, best EoE art for a van?
DeM0nFiRe: "If you would like to have your own pre-pre release, too damn bad"
alcibiade_gratte_poil: Hi family!
drcthulu: any of the art could be on Dr.Kriegers van
kumatsu: I thought I was missing prerelease but it turns out they're running some at SDCC this week
skelepop: this set would be cooler if space existed in real life
Dog_of_Myth: Going to be drafting the heck out of this set at GenCon
KerniusMaximus: bro - if you are a Tesseract, you have to tell me
James Frank: The layers to this conversation....
Tweygoh: What a delightful round of Magic: the Gathering
T3CNEO: wild uncommon
Nataniahu: can you cast a creature tho
Nataniahu: oh no
LRRbot: Cryogen Relic [1U] | Artifact | When this artifact enters or leaves the battlefield, draw a card. / {1}{U}, Sacrifice this artifact: Put a stun counter on up to one target tapped creature.
pickles623: wizards had a truck load of space paintings and needed a new set
makeshiftreaper: It's amazing what you can get away with if you say it confidently is the slogan of white men
pickles623: master transmuter <3
OVERKiLL!: Strixhaven was the most , no 2 drop = dead format i think still to this day
pickles623: malevolent creation - stillborn
James Frank: I think Khans might have been more so
James Frank: Everyone started the game with two lands and 22 life
LRRbot: Embrace Oblivion [B] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice an artifact or creature. / Destroy target creature or Spacecraft.
Stormgod: the way Khans intended
James Frank: Inconceivable!
LRRbot: Requiem Monolith [2B] | Artifact | {T}: Until end of turn, target creature gains "Whenever this creature is dealt damage, you draw that many cards and lose that much life." That creature's controller…
OVERKiLL!: a classic blunder
T3CNEO: can force your opponents to take damage when they block
LRRbot: Quantum Riddler [3UU] | Creature — Sphinx [4/6] | Flying / When this creature enters, draw a card. / As long as you have one or fewer cards in hand, if you would draw one or more cards, you draw that…
makeshiftreaper: Adam has a sick pool
aceviru: lol
Mikail: !mtgeoe
SevenishMagpies: @Diabore wow
Stormgod519: @skelepop ................
Anubis169: It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness, that is life.
TXC2: not enough Grindset, gotta lock in
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theymerLoviatar: Hoping to get a round of this in at Ropecon (no it's not a bondage thing, before the Inevitable joke)
MTGDiversity: Cameron have you considered casting spells?
Dr_fragenstien:
i mean you can have a PPR if you have a printer, but of course LRR can't recommend that on this stream
brieandbacon: It's a game of two halves, and you've gotta respect the hustle, at the end of the day, it is what it is.
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Chichen: INCORRECT 🤖
NewtyNewts: Incorrect.
MorganteMaggiore: you guys are all doing great
BrowneePointz: Can we get Cameron to voice HK 47 in the Kotor Movie?
bytecaster: The vibes have been immaculate today!
MTGDiversity: I'd hire you for pro tour commentating Kathleen
NewtyNewts: All I need to do. Is draw some cards into. Another creature
drcthulu: the stakes have never been lower
81ackR0se: I would watch the Pro Tour stream if all the commentators were LRRfolk...
Anubis169: lol...
KWardJenx: The stakes couldn't be lower!
theymerLoviatar: Adam can you be my wine aunt
Chenderle: wine aunt...
asthanius: That's the kind of thing you'd see above a Minion
MrSarkhan:
elgenericosfavoriteorphan:
lamina5432: you say things that mean things just usually on things that mean things I don't know
nyc_mtg: i have my mind on my money AND my money on my mind
Dog_of_Myth:
teeelbee: local wine aunt adam
vinopinguino: It's on a throw pillow somewhere
DeM0nFiRe:
maximus416: Adam I bet my life savings on you winning this cmon man
truediamondback: the quote is attributed most frequently to Dr. Seuss
Anubis169: in vino, veritas
Kivipaperisakset: @Anubis169 I just meant to write that
Chenderle: @truediamondback the og wine aunt
LSRubin: wine aunts have a certain amount of wisdom... is it a LARGE amount? who's to say. but it's a CERTAIN amount.
Kivipaperisakset: was slow in grabbing the keyboard
Anubis169:
NewtyNewts: @Anubis169 From drinking comes technology companies
CrossXhunteR: time to start eating butter sticks
Wolfstrike_NL: And now...*rips shirt*
vinopinguino: Now he's brolic
TXC2: I've been 5ft 10 since I was 14
Mr_Horrible: bro's body work too hard
Pharmacistjudge: and now adam is casually showing off his guns at a PPR
Chesul: Same on the tall with no weight Adam.
dilbert11: Cam I think you wanted a 2 drop there
Stormgod519: Veetle
LRRbot: Virus Beetle [1B] | Artifact Creature — Insect [1/1] | When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card.
sallomon33: the audience favourite is back!
control_rig: Cam no
Gekyouryuu: I'm 5'10"-6'-ish and 120-125lbs right now.
Anubis169: 6ft dead on, but i have one of those bodies where a sandwich will add 15lbs to me
Stormgod519: WHAT scanship?
RandomTrivia: CAMERON
sallomon33: Cam pls no
Mr_Horrible: me when I can make my opponent discard cards:
Garfman314: checking for kidney stones
teeelbee: cameron, what the heck
Stormgod519: oh nooooooooooooooo
theymerLoviatar: Cam
TXC2:
Gekyouryuu damn I thought I was small at 135
sallomon33: I already am lving in fear of hearing cloaca again one one of these streams
margieargie:
@LSRubin I'd say it's more "wine aunts have a quantity of wisdom but not necessarily a quantity", but I got robbed of my chance to be a wine aunt myself thanks to my siblings not having children so...
Kivipaperisakset: Is this set astronomical or anatomical?
dilbert11: Mulligan this game
Chenderle: sometimes you gotta go to 5
theymerLoviatar: @Kivipaperisakset yes
margieargie: *not necessarily a quality
LRRbot: Cryogen Relic [1U] | Artifact | When this artifact enters or leaves the battlefield, draw a card. / {1}{U}, Sacrifice this artifact: Put a stun counter on up to one target tapped creature.
RandomTrivia:
The misdirect!
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sallomon33: @Kivipaperisakset it's astranatomical
vinopinguino: He's gaming yall
Stormgod519: still cast
LRRbot: Codecracker Hound [2U] | Creature — Dog [2/1] | When this creature enters, look at the top two cards of your library. Put one into your hand and the other into your graveyard. / Warp {2}{U}
Stormgod519: DOG
dilbert11: good doggo
Jethrain: So. Very. Many. Legs.
bosqueofpines: That dog has too many legs
Redbassist:
Gekyouryuu: @txc2 I've been this height and weight for almost 20 years now
sallomon33: doggo form of sibsig appraiser!
TXC2:
that's a yapper dog no mistake
MTGDiversity: Nickname suggestion: divert to the dirt
Mr_Horrible: dog, out the airlock, to be returned later
Chenderle: Dogs... In Space!
theymerLoviatar: Ah but consider: that dog can shake so many paws
RandomTrivia: It has so many legs, but is still a good dog
Greendrag13: Space Dog? I Laika that play!
Kivipaperisakset: doggie succesfully spaced
Stormgod519: Space Buds moments...
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: uggo buggo
sallomon33: zendaya is back!
vinopinguino: Meechan uwu
BrowneePointz: the poor Guidelight Synergist utterly demolished on the art of that dog
thcstalker: This set has many more good dogs. So clearly this set is already the best set ever.
Jethrain: @RandomTrivia "but"?
TheMinionGM: Poor little guidelight buddy
thewizardcops: sasuga mechan
Brozard: Mechan sounds like a weeb Jar Jar Binks
jiantwitch: Guess that dog's name is Laika
gawag_: wow that card seems pushed for a common
TXC2:
Gekyouryuu dang, I was 180 pounds 5-6 years ago
Anubis169: it is now jiantwitch
NewtyNewts: @jiantwitch Laika Boss
sallomon33: @gawag_ which one? meechan?
gawag_: yeah
Stormgod519: went from 250-260 in mid 2023 to being now 190-200 for the past year
public_key_reveal_party: I love this guy insofar as he will be dying by my hand shortly
TXC2: Stormgod519 heck yeah buddy
Anubis169: oh congratulations Stormgod519!
Stormgod519:
Anubis169: well fought
dilbert11: you love only extends until you can get a land from him
Kivipaperisakset: There's a college in SC called Lander, I think
BrowneePointz: yep. Monoist Kav Summist Eumidian and Illvoi
Kingsgrave: the red one
vinopinguino: It's a bauble
marxmarksman: I didn't realize the Monoists used H.R. Giger as their architect.
sallomon33: @gawag_ I mean, it is in blue which is least likely to have fodder for it, so you're not always getting a full card worth of value from its trigger
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Christopher Peterson: Ok now I'm going to have to wear a BeeGees shirt to my prerelease
Christopher Peterson: And just point to it when I lose
aceviru: the stakes have never been
Stormgod: mmmm, steaks
pickles623: RIP
Christopher Peterson: cooler relative, wine aunt or beer uncle?
pickles623: sloppy uncle
OVERKiLL!: Grape Juice 🍷
Julie Reno: Trick question; they always come as a matched set
aceviru: And now he's stronk 💪
LRRbot: Virus Beetle [1B] | Artifact Creature — Insect [1/1] | When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card.
LRRbot: Cryogen Relic [1U] | Artifact | When this artifact enters or leaves the battlefield, draw a card. / {1}{U}, Sacrifice this artifact: Put a stun counter on up to one target tapped creature.
Nataniahu: virus beetle the MVP
Stormgod: lol
T3CNEO: just a counterspell :(
LRRbot: Codecracker Hound [2U] | Creature — Dog [2/1] | When this creature enters, look at the top two cards of your library. Put one into your hand and the other into your graveyard. / Warp {2}{U}
aceviru: big dog arf arf
OVERKiLL!: Ein
James Frank: Me-Chan: Eek, a bug! Please get rid of it, Adam-dono.
darknessgenkai: so how have spacecraft been?
couchboyj: There's one that goes away next turn
protojman: wait i did the same thing
Cho_Cathal_ic: yeah there's a red one that sacs it during your next turn
comrade_cerpint: there’s a red card that you have to sac it that turn
Stormgod519: still working on my pull ups tho...
LRRbot: Virus Beetle [1B] | Artifact Creature — Insect [1/1] | When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card.
Kivipaperisakset:
Lander alumni will flock to mtg now...
natas1311: there is cards that makes a "limitid" lander
jiantwitch: There is a red Kavu specifically sacs the lander token if not used
Chenderle: ooh, you can crack the lander right away
protojman: landers immediately better now
NewtyNewts: That's a very plain island
sallomon33: wayfarer's bauble is indeed a good card
Stormgod519: lol
vinopinguino: I'm going to lose so much money on this set...
BrowneePointz: the Monoists are not quite Giger because he did biomechanical. they’re more like…Harkonnen/Necromonger coded
Dog_of_Myth:
cjtree: plain is land, yes
Anubis169:
dilbert11: that sounded like admiration not shaming
Kivipaperisakset: hm, lrr peeps have hairy thumbs...
theymerLoviatar: "be proud of your thumbs, Adam. now come cork this wine bottle for me."
aquilonare: AFK thumb war
NewtyNewts: One day, they will be like ants under your big thumb
TXC2: !addquote (Adam) [now] Be proud of your big thumb you little freak.
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RealGamerCow: Has everyone had black in their deck today? Makes sense, black of space and all.
LRRbot: Alpharael, Dreaming Acolyte [1UB] | Legendary Creature — Human Cleric [2/3] | When Alpharael enters, draw two cards. Then discard two cards unless you discard an artifact card. / During your turn, Alpharael has deathtouch.
sallomon33: @RealGamerCow almost, Tori didn't have black
SolarBlitz1: Alpharius?!
BrowneePointz: I read it like a Biblical Ange too
hesterbyrde: I am Alpharius
vinopinguino: Ayiyiyi
CrossXhunteR: oh, i actually pronounced it closer to the audiobook pronunciation, but not exactly like that
Dog_of_Myth: I am Alpharius
munocard: And he has a sister named Raphaella I believe.
TXC2: Alphareal , like he's a football team ?
BrowneePointz: Alphinaud
Cho_Cathal_ic: Al-fa-rah-el
Kingsgrave: Rael imperial aerosol kid
NewtyNewts: Alphinaud?
Chichen: Alphinaud and Alisaie
Kivipaperisakset: Alp-harael. He's Swiss, or French, or Austrian
Mr_Bitterness: Alphinaud
Bugberry: Alphs from Undertale
cjtree: alph’s a real one
Spades_Slicc: Eoe is in a fascinating spot with it's approach to the apathetic cruelty of the setting's magnitude. 6 thousand civilians were slaughtered for being in the same city as a military target but a cat was spared the cruelty of a decade of abandonment
MDK_Marshal: Alphinerd
theymerLoviatar: Alponaut
NewtyNewts: Alph, the guy from Pikmin?
elkuloaxeman: @Bugberry yes
noSmokeFire: Alf and Alfa the lalafel alfalfa merchants
sallomon33: worth noting, alphinaud did get a card in the FF Commander set
Omentuva: @Kivipaperisakset Could be Italian!
Chenderle: gottem
LiveFaust: Alpha, Alpha, Alpha! I'm a good doggy!
niccus: does Dissidia count?
NewtyNewts: @noSmokeFire Tongue twister time
Bugberry: 2b From Nier has been in fighting games
BrowneePointz: Clive stinky. he WAS miserable to play against
Kivipaperisakset: @Omentuva I figured someone would call me out on that. Got lazy typing
teeelbee: adam is yelling about fighting games, all is right in the world
aquilonare: heard it now. adam's favorite ff characters are clive and noctis
SolarBlitz1: Silent D for Alphinaud, very french
drcthulu: Would be funny if he's the dalsim of tekken
theymerLoviatar: Adam would love Clive just because his name is Clive
Gekyouryuu: Chat, I just got to be within 3 feet of 5 cats
Imbadyoureworse: you may play magic cards here
bwk789: @theymerloviatar it’s no Steve
bytecaster: @Gekyouryuu nice
LRRbot: Tragic Trajectory [B] | Sorcery | Target creature gets −2/−2 until end of turn. / Void — That creature gets −10/−10 until end of turn instead if a nonland permanent left the battlefield this turn or a spell was warped this turn.
Chenderle: rip
Diabore: so tragic
Sage0fMadness:
Bugberry: Flavor win
medebula: HE JUST WANTS TO LIVE
DeChunkandFriends: Alphanaud is a dork because he forced us to keep Estinien around past Heavensward, a sin and betrayal on par with the apple of Eden.
mrjujubeans: heh
elkuloaxeman: let the man live
aquilonare: yes
aquilonare: LSV
CrossXhunteR: it's lots of magic players
punahougirl84: Yay Void!
Chenderle: time to reset the timeline
Bugberry: Flavor is also really good for learning mechanics. Flavor can be a teacher
Dr_fragenstien: they've tried that and nobody likes it
Chenderle: revision 17
Coloneljesus: kathleen is a lore gremlin
elkuloaxeman: @Chenderle real
theymerLoviatar: @DeChunkandFriends hey now, if it weren't for Esti who would have had sexual tension with a dragon several expansions later
BatenicYork: cards with just numbers on them is just poker (which is a good game too)
ladyjessica: it is a number of specific pro magic players.
fanofmosteverything9: Oh heck, arrived just in time to see Alpharael take sekhar.
Skourch: I feel like Cameron forgot about his warped dog
jtownraces: that was Ben Stark
viciousvulture: didn't pvddr said that he wouldn’t have gotten into magic if it hadn't been fantasy themed?
ladyjessica: I thought it was Matt Sperling.
ladyjessica: but Ben stark also makes sense.
DeChunkandFriends: @theymerLoviatar Literally anyone. Shiva was romantically vored, so were in the clear for anything.
TheWanderingNomad: @DeChunkandFriends I will not hear this slander against my little brother!
LRRbot: Sunset Saboteur [1B] | Creature — Human Rogue [4/1] | Menace / Ward—Discard a card. / Whenever this creature attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature an opponent controls.
Stormgod519: whomst?
niccus: it is!
duncantm13: Chandrasekhar Limit, Cam. absolutely
TheWanderingNomad: Or my DRG Himbo
vinopinguino: Sounds right
4AMDonuts: No, Ben Stark said it, LSV talked about on LR once and how he thought he was very wrong
Stormgod519: oh cool
duncantm13: Yep!
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cattleprodlynn: 9-player sealed?
mrbuzzfuzz: Kathleen any story ideas for the ending planeswalker?
Pywodwagon: Ben Stark famously should not be listened to about any opinions
medebula: No it's named after Sekhar Hawks which always come as a singularity
theymerLoviatar: @DeChunkandFriends name anyone in the Scions who is capable of having eyes for anyone, other than Thancred and Urianger for each other
zkdoom: Squadron Hawking Radiation was the best one
ladyjessica: yes
T3CNEO: it's a red card, right?
LRRbot: Virus Beetle [1B] | Artifact Creature — Insect [1/1] | When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card.
T3CNEO: yeah, Kav Landseeker
LRRbot: Alpharael, Dreaming Acolyte [1UB] | Legendary Creature — Human Cleric [2/3] | When Alpharael enters, draw two cards. Then discard two cards unless you discard an artifact card. / During your turn, Al…
James Frank: The spacecraft haven't really done that much, but we haven't seen a lot of them
aceviru: Suddenly oki oki fight club
LRRbot: Tragic Trajectory [B] | Sorcery | Target creature gets −2/−2 until end of turn. / Void — That creature gets −10/−10 until end of turn instead if a nonland permanent left the battlefield this turn or …
Werefox Sage: I read the story, and I AM popping off at that joke
Oxymoron: HOW DARE ADAM TO THAT TO HIM :((
rkk667: Kathleen yelling THe LoRE is great
aceviru: Deep cut
LRRbot: Sunset Saboteur [1B] | Creature — Human Rogue [4/1] | Menace / Ward—Discard a card. / Whenever this creature attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature an opponent controls.
Nataniahu: it truly is great
BasilHunter: Matt Nass said he didn't need the art, just the rules text
Entei7777: The endstone didn't intervene in this timeline.
Entei7777: This is Revision 2
crono3453: That card seems cracked
Mr_Horrible: "we made another instant speed tutor"
Diabore: wait its BOTH???
MTGDiversity: I would still enjoy the game if it was just numbers but it's kind of the like difference between watching a movie and reading a few bullet points summarising plot. Flavour and story makes it all so much richer.
TXC2: Diabore sure is
dilbert11: back in my day your 4 mana instants had you choose
CnCPOWERHOUR: both?!
fanofmosteverything9: Love when literary devices reflect astrophysics.
Mazzaroth1: @Diabore If you chose it to be
bytecaster: That card is not okay
LRRbot: Requiem Monolith [2B] | Artifact | {T}: Until end of turn, target creature gains "Whenever this creature is dealt damage, you draw that many cards and lose that much life." That creature's controller may have this artifact deal 1 damage to it. Activate only as a sorcery.
punahougirl84: Both!
Mr_Horrible: you get to raise dead an artifact *and* fabricate, yes
Skourch: Wait a minute...
Kingsgrave: Particles for sale! Particles for sale!
BrowneePointz: the ending figure is a member of the Vaar species. matches the art on Binding the Old Gods which shows them fleeing the physical realm into a virtual one with new bodies @mrbuzzfuzz
Spades_Slicc: Cam you gotta watch out for when WotC prints a card with BOTHa
Mr_Horrible: requiem monolith is a neat arena implementation
munocard: Withuh Teethuh
Stormgod519: *sigh*
Spades_Slicc: Botha Theese Paragraphs!!!!!!!!!!
vinopinguino: Tatum tsh
sallomon33: @bytecaster it limited it would be pretty mid without that both thing
Stormgod519: kathleen.......
NewtyNewts: I mean, Adam's made it famous for getting got with 'Each'es, maybe Cam gets to have 'Both's
Sage0fMadness: boffa deez (artifacts that cost 2 and can sac to draw a card)
LRRbot: Virus Beetle [1B] | Artifact Creature — Insect [1/1] | When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card.
LRRbot: Fell Gravship [2B] | Artifact — Spacecraft | When this Spacecraft enters, mill three cards, then return a creature or Spacecraft card from your graveyard to your hand. / Station / STATION 8+ / Flying, lifelink / 3/2
SolarBlitz1: Triple H is all I can think when I hear "Anduhh, I willuhh, destroy you-uhh
DeChunkandFriends: @theymerLoviatar Krile. Alisae. G'raha. I do not need an elf who makes everything worse and refuses to apologize for it in my crew.
Stormgod519:
fanofmosteverything9: Fell Gravship? It sure did.
foopoiuyt: Those virus beetles are doing real work today
Jethrain: Requiem on the blocker would've been a cool lethal
Bugberry: Cam asking for receipts
elkuloaxeman: i miss read that as fell graveship
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Mr_Horrible: it is funny and thank you for recognizing that, Cameron
Garfman314: poor adam
Kingsgrave: Don't bully adam
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TXC2: slightly ?
shushu2539: we've seen Adam pulling cards from under his sleeve for a while now
Kingsgrave: He can dish it out but he can't take it
Dr_fragenstien: that's why they tell you not to eat the delicious cards
Mr_Horrible: hey I recognize that guy
Stormgod519: icy
Chenderle: lol
dilbert11: He remembered the doggo!
LRRbot: Sunset Saboteur [1B] | Creature — Human Rogue [4/1] | Menace / Ward—Discard a card. / Whenever this creature attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature an opponent controls.
Stormgod519: oh wow
sallomon33: HUH
TXC2: TWO?!
sallomon33: that's not okay
itsr67: hell yeah
bytecaster: The beetler gets beetled
Mr_Horrible: saboteur and sabo2er
LRRbot: Codecracker Hound [2U] | Creature — Dog [2/1] | When this creature enters, look at the top two cards of your library. Put one into your hand and the other into your graveyard. / Warp {2}{U}
Stormgod519: D O G
Stormgod519: SALUD
vinopinguino: Bork? More like worp
NewtyNewts: Go morty
fanofmosteverything9: Tower Geist is such a good boy.
delectablebiscuit: CAMERON
unleashenlightenment: Prost eh
jwholla: hahaha
SolarBlitz1: That belch didnt sound stable
theymerLoviatar: Cam drops the bass mid-sentence
itsr67: lmfao
Mr_Horrible:
natas1311: lol
bytecaster: Cameron isn't stablizing, Cameron is off-gasing
Scarbble: hahaha
Stormgod519: Talking Sim is tomorrow...
jiantwitch: Laika has made a comeback.
BrowneePointz: that’s the sound the dog made coming out of warp
kyless2106: Cameron only burps as an indicator of his power
Pharmacistjudge: code cracker hound is the dog that i wish was a Corgi...for Ein from cowboy bepop
gawag_: i just realized that dog has way too many legs and i hate it now
LRRbot: Monoist Circuit-Feeder [4BB] | Artifact Creature — Nautilus [4/4] | Flying / When this creature enters, until end of turn, target creature you control gets +X/+0 and target creature an opponent controls gets −0/−X, where X is the number of artifacts you control.
shushu2539: that was a four dimensional burp
rentar42: oh ... have kathleen or anyone else mentioned if they'd been on the creative text team for this?
Stormgod519: lol
dilbert11: Cameron was just depressurizing
MajorFrostbyte: Mo Noist
Scarbble: mo-noice
Mr_Horrible: big squid
Stormgod519: again, where are all the polyists
fanofmosteverything9: Notoist Maunilus
Chenderle: omg
Stormgod519: ADAM!!!
CrossXhunteR: o7
sallomon33: @fanofmosteverything9 it's literally just sibsig appraiser but iwth warp added, taht would be the closer comparison
rentar42: @dilbert11 my therapist asked me to stop doing that
Stormgod519: How could you?!?
vinopinguino: Adam!
RandomTrivia: You monster!
Skourch: NOOOO
MrUglama: wow
theymerLoviatar: the George Michael classic, Shoot the Dog
TXC2: Adam's heel turn
cheshire_creeper: Blue Black looks insane in this set
Spades_Slicc: So what's up with the "Cameron burps loudly" bit? Did it originate in some funny on stream interaction or did Cameron just start burping on stream and never stopped?
Lockraemono: stay winning
Mr_Horrible: I've watched Adam play Telltale games, this is nothing
Stormgod519: what's this "reading the card" you speak of?
Skourch: so you lose
Stormgod519: GG
itsr67: dang
Lockraemono: yayyy
cheshire_creeper: gg
RandomTrivia:
TXC2: GG
alcibiade_gratte_poil: gg
CnCPOWERHOUR: gg!
vinopinguino: Lfg Adam
g0blinslide: Gg
Stormgod519: oh?
KWardJenx: GG!
LRRbot: Tezzeret, Cruel Captain [3] | Legendary Planeswalker — Tezzeret [4] | Whenever an artifact you control enters, put a loyalty counter on Tezzeret. / [0]: Untap target artifact or creature. If it's an artifact creature, put a +1/+1 counter on it. / [−3]: Search your library for an artifact card with mana value 1 or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / [−7]: You get an emblem with "At the beginning of combat on your turn, put three +1/+1 counters on t…
lamina5432: gg
sallomon33: ggs!
coriolis_storm: @rentar42 No, and by the way they talked about it in the last TTC, they weren’t involved
Stormgod519: OH
Stormgod519: Wow
itsr67: Whoa
sallomon33: so someone HAS drafted Tezzie
Stormgod519: that is so gooooood
Chenderle: Tezzy?! What a cracked pack
fanofmosteverything9: It's pretty good.
BrowneePointz: new Tezzeret is gooood
elkuloaxeman: meh card
niccus: not sure in limited
lamina5432: that card is broken
Mr_Horrible:
Tezzeret, Cool Captain 
natas1311: tezzy the metal man
Kezzig_: tezz for time vault\
sallomon33: the card is okayish in limited
Stormgod519: Vintage, Canlander, Commander, Legacy, YES PLEASE!
hd_dabnado: big money
CrossXhunteR: the what now?
richard_ermen: Nelson just going WOLOLOOO
Mr_Horrible: eternal format players love to tutor for artifacts mana value 1 or less
Kingsgrave: Yay, tezzy!
unleashenlightenment: tezzi isnt being an absolute doofus for once
GasCityGaming: As a Tezz fan was very excited!
Mr_Horrible: ooh, an audiobook?
elkuloaxeman: it is soo fun
Narcuru: !mtgeoe
BrowneePointz: He’s amused and not understanding how datapads work
fanofmosteverything9: Man's living his best life, shopping for new evil overlords.
nyc_mtg: do not google magic story controversy
Stormgod519: @unleashenlightenment feels impossible...
RelwinEJ: Don't google magic story controversy though
Bugberry: Not even just the story. So much fun lore nuggets on random cards.
ProcyonFlynn:
I'm a fan, I hope he gets what he deserves.
Sarah_Serinde: It showed
Diabore: damn tez is like 70 bucks cdn
Kivipaperisakset: the sagan impression was very good
munocard: Carl Sagan definitely didn't say a swear
Rob Diff: that's a solid blue uncommon
LRRbot: Requiem Monolith [2B] | Artifact | {T}: Until end of turn, target creature gains "Whenever this creature is dealt damage, you draw that many cards and lose that much life." That creature's controller…
Rob Diff: outside assistance! lol
Nataniahu: You Wouldn't Download a Beetle
Stormgod: can you prove I wouldn't?
LRRbot: Virus Beetle [1B] | Artifact Creature — Insect [1/1] | When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card.
LRRbot: Fell Gravship [2B] | Artifact — Spacecraft | When this Spacecraft enters, mill three cards, then return a creature or Spacecraft card from your graveyard to your hand. / Station / STATION 8+ / Flying…
T3CNEO: had the kill if he targeted Cam's creature with the monolith
James Frank: I would. At least most things I download tend to have bugs
aceviru: the joke, that is
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James Frank: Spacegas lighting Adam
LRRbot: Sunset Saboteur [1B] | Creature — Human Rogue [4/1] | Menace / Ward—Discard a card. / Whenever this creature attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature an opponent controls.
LRRbot: Codecracker Hound [2U] | Creature — Dog [2/1] | When this creature enters, look at the top two cards of your library. Put one into your hand and the other into your graveyard. / Warp {2}{U}
Oxymoron: DOG IS BAck
aceviru: Good burp. 4/5
LRRbot: Monoist Circuit-Feeder [4BB] | Artifact Creature — Nautilus [4/4] | Flying / When this creature enters, until end of turn, target creature you control gets +X/+0 and target creature an opponent contr…
AlyssaSwift: Adam, you can't just call someone a monoist
aceviru: ggs
LRRbot: Tezzeret, Cruel Captain [3] | Legendary Planeswalker — Tezzeret [4] | Whenever an artifact you control enters, put a loyalty counter on Tezzeret. / [0]: Untap target artifact or creature. If it's an …
aceviru: I wonder if this is good in constructed formats
Werefox Sage: Preach, Katheline, preach!
Stormgod: oh it 100% is
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I just type all of that into google?
sallomon33: @nyc_mtg wait, why?
Mr_Horrible: @BrowneePointz "Grandpa get ipad"
Dr_fragenstien: I think adam's assesment that the -3 is not good in limited is right. Still a good plansewalker in limited IMO
bytecaster: Is Ben gonna be Carl Sagan too?
User_Dude: Are there no giveaways this PPR?
elkuloaxeman: @Mr_Horrible is on the mtg story podcast
notthepenguins: I still think it would have been funniest if Tezzeret had gone to his empty plane to hide out the invasion and gotten desparked
teeelbee: we did not hear carl sagan say fuck
Stormgod519: AAAA
Spades_Slicc: Tezzeret found a whole star system of people that ensconce themselves in metal and don't know what magic is
rosesmcgee: I started the story podcast and it's been real cool so far. Highly recommend.
RandomTrivia: Uhhhh
Stormgod519: what the?
ghostchild99: good afternoon
Coloneljesus: ummm
Stormgod519: Paul?
theymerLoviatar: mawp
TXC2: JUMP SCARE!
Jethrain: Very chaotic, in contrast to this
NewtyNewts: Tech tech?
nyc_mtg: @sallomon33 its a wheeler stream joke lol dont worry nothing is wrong
RaklarLS: JASON X
themercenary1987: ummmmmm......
silenceaux: Jump scare!
Mr_Horrible: @elkuloaxeman neato, I'll make a note of it
marxmarksman: Oh good, that means one of the Scrybabies will have lost all their games.
sallomon33: now that's a friggin whiplash, Jesus
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: What?
kumatsu: I see that Ben's gone deep on the bits again
dilbert11: so just a normal afternoon for Ben
Wolfstrike_NL: Aaa monday morning
TheMinionGM: As someone who hadn't known much about Tezzeret before other than "worked for [insert list of villains] and had a bad time", this story has made me a fan of Tezzeret
Chenderle: The ultimate weapon
vinopinguino: Holy jumpscare batman
RandomTrivia: Did... did they play the wrong VT?
alcibiade_gratte_poil: Weird kink but ok
RandomTrivia:
Kivipaperisakset: hello clarice
RaklarLS: what a reference, jesus
Sarah_Serinde: Love Ben's deck techs
Stormgod519: Dr. Ulmer
LuaStardust: WHAT IS THIS
duncantm13: These deck tech intros just get better and better
themercenary1987: What?
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richard_ermen: loooool
Opheliaway: HUH?
Stormgod519: Johnny 5?
TXC2: Dr? Phd or MD ?
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Oh, deck tech
sallomon33: @nyc_mtg shit, not watching his streams recently has made me miss a bit
accountmadeforants: With no survivors
itsr67: huh
lamina5432:
shushu2539: Hanniben
fanofmosteverything9: He was FROZEN today!
richard_ermen: I never expected a Silence of the Lambs Impression here xD
Tom_Bruise: get the goldball outta his mouth
Stormgod519: @TXC2 yes
BrowneePointz: @mr_horrible he has trouble making a shape cloth map work and everyone else goes “lol he’s like a child”, but then figures it out really quick
godsowntwohands: I’m enjoying the ppr but did I miss them talking about any giveaways?
itsr67: LOL
themercenary1987: Oh for the...
Dog_of_Myth:
Stormgod519: huh?
Stormgod519: oh deck tech
Lockraemono: moist
Mr_Horrible: @BrowneePointz I mean he's a pretty perceptive fella, I'd expect him to catch on
Stormgod519: heck yeah!
Opheliaway: moist mask
duncantm13: Office causally falling apart around them
brieandbacon: M'noist?
sallomon33: @godsowntwohands no, I don't think there are any giveaways this time
hideki101: Eeeeww
Sarah_Serinde: @godsowntwohands Nope, none today
Kivipaperisakset: so m'noist
Lockraemono: sweaty ben has arrived
Mr_Bitterness: Ben, you're the best
RandomTrivia: Oh my goodness
EvilBadman:
@Stormgod519 You've been here long enough to know Ben being weird at ppr is a deck tech
daschmee: I love how hyped Ben is
Juliamon: chat: "where will we get our unhinged comedy with P/CP ended??" Ben: hold my beer
Stormgod519: hmmm
Stormgod519: Food?
Stormgod519: LOBSTER TIME!
fanofmosteverything9: Yes!
cmdrud87: the complex 2 overall. possibly, the oldest thing in that officee.
LuaStardust: LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO
sallomon33: YAAAAY
Stormgod519: oh my god
goombalax: yes
Lockraemono: nice
Kentosaurus: wow that was a long walk
RandomTrivia: UH
notthepenguins: BEN
elkuloaxeman: yum
iris_of_ether: Hahahaha
Opheliaway: LOSTER!!!
Stormgod519: les gooooooooo!
themercenary1987: Ooooooh
Mr_Bitterness: Love Ragost
trainpants: We got there
snowyowlly: yeah alright now the intro hits
RandomTrivia:
That was a VERY long walk
accountmadeforants: Hehehe
drcthulu: citizen snips!
tsp397: I see, well played
Sage0fMadness: a long walk for a good joke
GreatWahooney: a shrimp DID fry this rice!
theymerLoviatar: a very long walk off a short joke
TXC2: what stomach does this folk sail ?
Pharmacistjudge: oh no! are you going to eat my friend sad robot?!?
Mr_Horrible: wait this is just Arctic Eggs the card
googoltudoris: zoidberg?
BrowneePointz: @mr_horrible the way they describe everyone reacting to him just crumpling a GravKill Paladin in armor like paper is *great*
fanofmosteverything9: The Hash-Slinging Shellfish!
Stormgod519: But he's Boros, not Abzan...
BrowneePointz: You’re telling me a Shrimp fried this deck?
Stormgod519: Manufactors...
Mr_Horrible: @BrowneePointz "Turns out I'm still Magneto"
Stormgod519: oh no
Chenderle: not even a homarid?
Stormgod519: boros theft?!?
Stormgod519: oh my god yes
Opheliaway:
RandomTrivia:
TXC2: evil
snowyowlly: yeah ok now the intro REALLY hits
silenceaux:
Opheliaway: how diabolical
Bugberry: Hopefully playing Evangelize
Mr_Horrible:
threaten + sacrifice, a classic of the genre 
AleisAlpto: scuse me what?
AleisAlpto: why is that here?
accountmadeforants:
cmdrud87: homarids aren't a thing anymoree. sadly.
AleisAlpto: oh it's commander
GreatWahooney: liquimetal twerk?
turtleman7420: Mmm Microsoft Lettuce
vinopinguino: Ohhh it's a rock lobster, I get it
Opheliaway: Just play Ragost and Ygra as partners. Easy
TXC2: AleisAlpto yeah this is a commander deck tech
A_Dub888: no self, it’s NOT “Liquid Metal TOQUE”
TheMinionGM: Call for aid?
theymerLoviatar: Liquimetal Torque? Meh, I prefer the original - Transmogrifying Licid
fanofmosteverything9: Kidnap the princess... then eat her.
sallomon33: that plush crab in the background is appreciated
Lockraemono: pretty
felrender: "Firbolg Flautist" is a different thing
RealGamerCow: dat ephemerate art
Mr_Horrible: @theymerLoviatar Licid Enjoyers Unite (all 4 of us)
Stormgod519: nice
Orxolon: AND zidane creates you treasures
Stormgod519: Conjurer's closet does that too
calculated_uncertainties: why is gift a fish an effect now?
Stormgod519: Phelia!
Stormgod519: @calculated_uncertainties Bloomburrow
theymerLoviatar: @Mr_Horrible how many of us understand how they actually work
Opheliaway: stealie dealie
accountmadeforants: The "under their owner's control" on so many recent cards has made me very sad indeed
TheWanderingNomad: I stepped away...why is Ben in chains?
dilbert11: Yuffie would 100% be on board with eating artifacts
Stormgod519: lol
calculated_uncertainties: @Stormgod519 But it's so many words.
TheWanderingNomad: BEN
Mr_Horrible: @theymerLoviatar 1 at any given time
drizztnailo: WHY
sallomon33: NO BEN
Opheliaway: BEN NO
unleashenlightenment: UFFF
Stormgod519: hell yeah!
TXC2: GOOD LORD!
Dog_of_Myth: BEN
RandomTrivia:
Yeah that tracks
Lockraemono: oh
control_rig: Ben NO!
Coloneljesus: tasty
silenceaux: Delicious
fanofmosteverything9: It's like a donut.
hesterbyrde: BEN
chanterelleton: JUDGE!
imweasel09: commitment to the bit
Dr_fragenstien: do not do this at home!
SevenishMagpies: ben season that ring first!!!
Mr_Horrible: Ben yes
NewtyNewts: I thought we shouldn't be eating the delicious cards!?!
An_Owl_At_What: Ben, no! Don't eat the delicious cards!
elkuloaxeman: yum
bujabin: delicious cardboard
DeM0nFiRe:
hawkeye437: "please do not eat our delicious cards"
suzumevjakku: quiet literally ate sol ring XD
silenceaux: Sorry, *manalicious.
CrazySliver: tastes like 2
neisan2112: I thought we werent eatting cards today!?!?
RealGamerCow: This PPR has been very "eat the card" heavy
aquilonare: that was a $2 bill that just got eaten
Juliamon: *WotC would like to remind you not to eat the delicious cards
margieargie: Mmmm, delicious cards
lamina5432: eating cards seems to be a theme today
Stormgod519: okay
e_bloc: thats commitment to the bit
truediamondback: cool game 1 call back
LRRMTG_Judge: Friendly reminder - Don't eat the delicious Magic cards! - Natedogg
Spades_Slicc: Sol Ring: high in Vit D
theymerLoviatar: today on the PPR, Ben eats ring
sallomon33:
even CardMarket folks refused to eat cards, why did you have too
chaostreader: do not eat the delicious delicious cards.
Bugberry: literally eating money
Mazzaroth1: Put the mask back on
vinopinguino: Call me steely Dan the way I'm reelin in these opponents creatures
TXC2: !clips
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Stormgod519: More like UNFAIR!
LRRMTG_Judge:
Ben. H. Ulmer. No. Just No.
Mr_Horrible: "Victoria man eats ring on camera" can have quite a few interpretations
teeelbee: @ judges please give ben a game penalty
Opheliaway: So we're Tier 3 with 3 game changers
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: How is it that eating cards has come up multiple times today?
Stormgod: Vintage will play it, Canlander will play it, Commander will play it, and Legacy probably plays it too
Zack Hennings: Jesus
aceviru: uhh
Victoria3Enjoyer: This is just so very normal.
Zack Hennings: the jumpscare
T3CNEO: oh gods
James Frank: Ben was just to lazy to walk today
Sarah: Look everyone's had those days
T3CNEO: real
MITOMANO: yay DECK TECH ❤
James Frank: Not faulting him, I would do the same
Christopher Fernandez: YEEEEEAH
Werefox Sage: Should have know
Nataniahu: lobster citizen
T3CNEO: you're telling me a lobster fried this rice
Christopher Fernandez: My Lawbster
James Frank: Yes
aceviru: Do not eat the delicious cards
Nataniahu: I don't think it's rice,,
Eli D: this lobster goes hard with Mycosynth Lattice
Eli D: NO WAY
Eli D: I WAS KIDDING
Nataniahu: hahaha
T3CNEO: card goes hard with Ygra
James Frank: The card goes hard with everything...
Eli D: I've wanted lattice for so long so I guess I gotta try this one out
Sam Beale just became a member!
T3CNEO: LMAO
Flashgen: 🤣🤣🤣
James Frank: What did we say about eating the delicious cards?
Nataniahu: are we allowed to show that? that's rule breaking!
accountmadeforants: @aquilonare Not sure it was a real card, didn't see the blue inside. But eh, still not that expensive for a prop.
Juliamon: succulent
Chenderle: fancy nuka cola machine
Stormgod519: oh yes!
Stormgod519: this card is so fun
sallomon33: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters I'm also wondering that
dilbert11: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters This PPR is making me hungry
lamina5432: and then all the treasures are also food
Bugberry: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters I do think it's been a meme for a long time, so not as unusual as you'd think
TXC2: Juliamon like a chinese meal
Stormgod519: Chaos Goblins
Opheliaway: You mean Chaos Lobster?
jiantwitch: eat with our CRAWmander
Dog_of_Myth: Heck yeah
Stormgod519: oh right this dragon
A_Dub888: “Chaos goblin”? I thought Heather didn’t play Magic?
Stormgod519: @A_Dub888 lol
fanofmosteverything9: I don't remember this part of the Heavensward culinarian quest...
Stormgod519: tbf not on camera
sallomon33: chat, is Ben cooked for eating that card?
Stormgod519: @sallomon33 he sure is cooking at least...
Stormgod519: mwahahahahahaahaha
Stormgod519: I love that
Stormgod519: great deck tech
drizztnailo: @sallomon33 hes probably maybe fine
neisan2112: Love it
Stormgod519: aight time to shower after my workout
Opheliaway: It is nice to see a boros commander that isn't about equipment, but its still in the colour pie to be about artifacts
WalrusOntheCourt: Nope!
TXC2: !break
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NewtyNewts: Nice one Ben!
RandomTrivia: Top notch as always, Ben
theymerLoviatar: no Licid dmh
Omentuva: They definitely cooked on that Deck Tech.
g0blinslide: Art
fanofmosteverything9: Crab rangoon? No, lobster wrangling!
Kivipaperisakset: The deck tech is always one of the best things on the ppr
TXC2: right chat I'm off
Kivipaperisakset: time for bed for me. I
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming LRR
Kivipaperisakset: ll check the vod later
brieandbacon:
o7 TXC2 
lirazel64: Night, @txc2
vinopinguino: Bye txc2
tryllebanjo:
@Kivipaperisakset Have a good one
Juliamon: gnight early eurofolks!
WalrusOntheCourt: g
WalrusOntheCourt: night!
RandomTrivia:
Take care, TXC2!
totumusmaximus: did i just miss the preprerelease?
Ritaspirithntr:
lookong forward to watching that again. missed the beginning due to work and had poor connection through some of the vid.
Juliamon: totumusmaximus Nope, just on break!
fanofmosteverything9: Four rounds to go.
totumusmaximus: awesome
shushu2539: Chef Ben [1B] Eat target artifact card: You gain 3 life
Ritaspirithntr: goes well with gunk
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mexfire: hi hi
themercenary1987: HAHAHAH
Mr_Horrible: gasp, friend against friend...
medebula: Scry Baby on Scry Baby violence
Jethrain: infinite loop draw incoming
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sallomon33: hey, so one of the Scrybabies should win today
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aceviru: Lobster, with the sauce?
Pharmacistjudge: he didn't swallow on camera, so i think they are safe
T3CNEO: deck looks sick
Eli D: I'm definitely gonna try this one out
James Frank: The deck or eating the cards?
Andrew Moore: I can appreciate how clever people get with commander decks even if I don't care for playing the format myself. Clever!
aceviru: I'm so hungry after that deck tech.
Samuel Valentine: holy cats - was this posted on Reddit? I totally missed that this was happening today
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fanofmosteverything9: Delicious golden donut.
sallomon33: WE HOPE BEN
suzumevjakku: liar lol
RayFK: Oh dear
RandomTrivia:
Aarek: do not eat the delicious magic cards
Angreed66: no eating cards
noSmokeFire: "do not eat the delicious cards"
RayFK: Shorts Serge
TheWanderingNomad:
Oh so it was a Proxy
Mr_Horrible: very convincing printout, Ben
themercenary1987: FOOT
fanofmosteverything9: Serge is assuming direct control.
e_bloc: try a foil sol ring, it tastes like sprinkles
sallomon33: Jaems!
drizztnailo: ben please tell me you did not swallow the sol ring
mexfire: ben can you eat a black lotus next
bytecaster: Wait as a second, that wasn't an authentic "Hello"
sallomon33: the ae is intentional
teeelbee: does serge allow for eating of cards??
24GMagic: Is audio desynced for anyone else?
Garfman314: more dimir...
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rentar42: @24GMagic seems fine. maybe try reloading?
sallomon33: @24GMagic not for me
RayFK: It's just a little guy
kumatsu: ca-caw
fanofmosteverything9: The green zone is for loading and unloading only.
Reldnahcire: a plane?
Wolfstrike_NL: Serge knows what birds sounds like
Simonark: Next up, a Superman.
tyrantcorporation: perfectly normal bird noise
holdoncaulfield: The deck names are so good lmao Edglelord
mexfire: modular is back?
knightedangel_3: thoughts on my chemical romance
fanofmosteverything9: Jellyfish Wizard!
Pharmacistjudge: ben also likes turtles
LRRbot: Hymn of the Faller [1B] | Sorcery | Surveil 1, then you draw a card and lose 1 life. / Void — If a nonland permanent left the battlefield this turn or a spell was warped this turn, draw another card.
TinyAwoo: @knightedangel_3 why? As someone with 5 and a half MCR tattoos I have Opinions
RayFK: @Pharmacistjudge Ben DOES love turtles, especially Celia
coriolis_storm:
They should hang with the Lizard Wizards
fanofmosteverything9: She will be Hymn. She will continue to be Hymn.
knightedangel_3: mcr is cool
RandomTrivia: Value
RandomTrivia: "Warp, warp" that's the sound of the space police
DeM0nFiRe: In space, nobody hears you wawawawawa
bennybartez: pre prelease on a monday?
medebula: Can't believe LRR set up the Scry Babies to fail by asking them to play a set with zero scry cards
bennybartez: i'm so late to this lol
LRRbot: Wurmwall Sweeper [2] | Artifact — Spacecraft | When this Spacecraft enters, surveil 2. / Station / STATION 4+ / Flying / 2/2
bytecaster: @medebula Scrying would have helped with the flooding
Christopher Fernandez: Gams on a Monday???
James Frank: Not only eating cards, but making counterfeit cards to eat?
James Frank: Straight to Magic jail
Alikaoz: Oh ship, I got to catch one liove
James Frank: 0/2
aceviru: I think the bot is having difficulties displaying cards in chat
Nataniahu: Hahahaha! Dude, this preprerelease is so fricken funny. It makes me want to warp without looking
LRRbot: Hymn of the Faller [1B] | Sorcery | Surveil 1, then you draw a card and lose 1 life. / Void — If a nonland permanent left the battlefield this turn or a spell was warped this turn, draw another card.
LRRbot: Wurmwall Sweeper [2] | Artifact — Spacecraft | When this Spacecraft enters, surveil 2. / Station / STATION 4+ / Flying / 2/2
Caryotip: can you tap a creature with negative power to remove counters of a spacecraft?
Skourch: no
LRRMTG_Judge:
@Caryotip no you cannot.
bytecaster: @Caryotip no
LRRMTG_Judge: @Caryotip No, the calculation only goes down as low as zero. - Squirrel
LRRMTG_Judge: @Caryotip You cannot. Negative power counts as 0 for purposes of Station. - BlackRose
Caryotip:
ok thx judges
LRRbot: Virus Beetle [1B] | Artifact Creature — Insect [1/1] | When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card.
RandomTrivia: This really is Virus Beetle's PPR
DeM0nFiRe:
medebula: SURGE INNOCENT
Dog_of_Myth: serge catching strays
Chichen:
Serge catching strays (as deserved) 
Wolfstrike_NL: BlameSerge
unleashenlightenment: Lua is a vibe
Azegoroth: Serge taking all the stray shots
fanofmosteverything9: The beetles did nothing wrong. (They did many things wrong.)
ProcyonFlynn: #BlastSerge #BlameJames
ScrapyardGhostTrain: That's a lie, Serge. Serge is never innocent.
Garfman314: i keep seeing this beetle
bytecaster: Yeah, Serge, get smaller!
Stormgod519: !snerge
TinyAwoo: Serge catching strays per usual
MajorFrostbyte: Serge shrinks on request
Stormgod519: welp
Garfman314: but it probably helps that adam had 3
LRRbot: Dual-Sun Technique [1W] | Instant | Target creature you control gains double strike until end of turn. If it has a +1/+1 counter on it, draw a card.
henrizzle: virus beetle is OP in 2 headed giant BTW
LRRbot: Astelli Reclaimer [3WW] | Creature — Angel Warrior [5/4] | Flying / When this creature enters, return target noncreature, nonland permanent card with mana value X or less from your graveyard to the battlefield, where X is the amount of mana spent to cast this creature. / Warp {2}{W}
bytecaster: I have noted it, Serge!
bennybartez: i'm guessing this has been asked before, but how long did we have FF for? seem slike not long...
Skourch: I feel like that card isn't very good...
drcthulu: channeling her inner Serge
coriolis_storm: !rel
Sage0fMadness: Lua was the real !card Surge Conductor all along
LRRbot: Terrasymbiosis [2G] | Enchantment | Whenever you put one or more +1/+1 counters on a creature you control, you may draw that many cards. Do this only once each turn.
Stormgod519: oh right this thing
fanofmosteverything9: Oh boy.
bennybartez: great art!
Chenderle: Ooh, I want that for my mothman
Mai_Andra: It was not long... it might've been more than two months, but not by much...
fanofmosteverything9: Blue's bad at killing things that already exist.
Stormgod519: oh yeah
Stormgod519: I want that thing
LRRMTG_Judge: Set releases are about two months apart, ye
Garfman314: which card?
LRRMTG_Judge: yeah* - Squirrel
sallomon33: that card is just fine in limited
bytecaster: new beast just dropped?
LRRbot: Alpharael, Dreaming Acolyte [1UB] | Legendary Creature — Human Cleric [2/3] | When Alpharael enters, draw two cards. Then discard two cards unless you discard an artifact card. / During your turn, Alpharael has deathtouch.
Stormgod519: @Garfman314 its a beast, actually...
Cho_Cathal_ic: the downside is 2 toughness
sallomon33: most of its teext is not that relevant
TheWriterAleph: alph is back. in pog form
Mai_Andra:
six "standard" sets a year now...
RayFK: Ben no
TheWanderingNomad: H U B R I S
fanofmosteverything9: It's fine, this isn't a Theros set.
drcthulu: There's always time for hubris
totumusmaximus:
@Mai_Andra it is impossible to enjoy a set for too long. We are not allowed to enjoy
CuteTeaGoat: I double god dare them...
DarthRagnar815: In Ben's defense, James is there now...
smurfomancer: An unorthodox display of hubris, but very well
Simonark: Is it hubris if you are ruining someone else’s day with it?
LRRbot: Hemosymbic Mite [G] | Creature — Mite [1/1] | Whenever this creature becomes tapped, another target creature you control gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is this creature's power.
Stormgod519: nice Ben
fanofmosteverything9: It just mite.
sallomon33: I mean Skrelv is pretty good
sallomon33: and it's a mite
T3CNEO: hmm...
LRRbot: Virus Beetle [1B] | Artifact Creature — Insect [1/1] | When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card.
aceviru: hahaha
T3CNEO: Surge taking strays out of nowhere
Sarah: Serge just has so many faults
Sarah: (Serge is great)
LRRbot: Dual-Sun Technique [1W] | Instant | Target creature you control gains double strike until end of turn. If it has a +1/+1 counter on it, draw a card.
James Frank: Even when trying, you can't find too many faults with the cinnamon bun that is Serge
T3CNEO: Serge is the best fr fr
aceviru: Seege taking strays, it happens
LRRbot: Astelli Reclaimer [3WW] | Creature — Angel Warrior [5/4] | Flying / When this creature enters, return target noncreature, nonland permanent card with mana value X or less from your graveyard to the b…
James Frank: Serge catches strays, and takes them home and takes care of them
Stormgod: lol
aceviru: revision 3
T3CNEO: taking notes
LRRbot: Terrasymbiosis [2G] | Enchantment | Whenever you put one or more +1/+1 counters on a creature you control, you may draw that many cards. Do this only once each turn.
LRRbot: Alpharael, Dreaming Acolyte [1UB] | Legendary Creature — Human Cleric [2/3] | When Alpharael enters, draw two cards. Then discard two cards unless you discard an artifact card. / During your turn, Al…
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LRRbot: Hemosymbic Mite [G] | Creature — Mite [1/1] | Whenever this creature becomes tapped, another target creature you control gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is this creature's power.
Christopher Fernandez: WOOF
Skourch: can station to pump!
jjjdanny: @Mai_Andra 2026 is going to be the same but hopefully they'll slow down in 2027
niccus: !card frenzied baloth
LRRbot: Frenzied Baloth [GG] | Creature — Beast [3/2] | This spell can't be countered. / Trample, haste / Creature spells you control can't be countered. / Combat damage can't be prevented.
Garfman314: i'm excited for both lorwyn and strixhaven
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fanofmosteverything9: Delicious sliver soup.
Mr_Horrible: sliver? I hardly know 'er
EvilBadman: @jjjdanny Sure, this is the year where we can slow down and breathe
Mai_Andra: I am preemptively hyped for Lorwyn. <I'm Looking Forward To It.>
NewtyNewts: The Sliverb Owl
sallomon33: slivbowler
LRRbot: Mechanozoa [4UU] | Artifact Creature — Robot Jellyfish [5/5] | When this creature enters, tap target artifact or creature an opponent controls and put a stun counter on it. / Warp {2}{U}
martian_kyo: Mee chan ozao
bennybartez: Harmonic sliver could do the halftime show.
sallomon33: @martian_kyo meechanozoa
bennybartez: sliver queen B does Beyonce
LRRbot: Hemosymbic Mite [G] | Creature — Mite [1/1] | Whenever this creature becomes tapped, another target creature you control gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is this creature's power.
sallomon33: is the second mite going to matter?
sallomon33: well, it mite
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jjjdanny: @EvilBadman It is the start of a new part of the story so it'll be the most opportune time
Lord_Hosk: Keep it secret keep it safe...
fanofmosteverything9: Overstationing is always an option.
Humanoid_typhoon_: means both can station too
jjjdanny: only +1/+1
LRRbot: Terrasymbiosis [2G] | Enchantment | Whenever you put one or more +1/+1 counters on a creature you control, you may draw that many cards. Do this only once each turn.
jjjdanny: yes
jjjdanny: !card loading zone
LRRbot: Loading Zone [3G] | Enchantment | If one or more counters would be put on a creature, Spacecraft, or Planet you control, twice that many of each of those kinds of counters are put on it instead. / Warp {G}
Christopher Fernandez: That is scary
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aceviru: Sliver-ohs. Part of a complete breakfast
LRRbot: Mechanozoa [4UU] | Artifact Creature — Robot Jellyfish [5/5] | When this creature enters, tap target artifact or creature an opponent controls and put a stun counter on it. / Warp {2}{U}
T3CNEO: some great names in this set
LRRbot: Hemosymbic Mite [G] | Creature — Mite [1/1] | Whenever this creature becomes tapped, another target creature you control gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is this creature's power.
Christopher Fernandez: She mite?
aceviru: yeah, it's sorcery but it's super synergistic.
LRRbot: Terrasymbiosis [2G] | Enchantment | Whenever you put one or more +1/+1 counters on a creature you control, you may draw that many cards. Do this only once each turn.
Stormgod519: ar ar aar arrrrrrrrr
NewtyNewts: Mite as well
RandomTrivia:
Oh no, it's spreading!
niccus: hey wait, loading zone lets your opponent double stun you
LRRbot: Mechanozoa [4UU] | Artifact Creature — Robot Jellyfish [5/5] | When this creature enters, tap target artifact or creature an opponent controls and put a stun counter on it. / Warp {2}{U}
Angreed66: @niccus it's flavourful
Greendrag13: @niccus Oooh, the Stealth Drawback!
bunbun3000: Is there a link to a deck list for Ben’s deck tech?
sallomon33: @bunbun3000 I think you'll have to either find it on the yt stream or wait until it's posted on lrrmtg
Wolfstrike_NL:
Serge caught a off by one
Imbadyoureworse: saved from the mana burn
fanofmosteverything9: Love a good Insect Citizen.
sallomon33: syyyneeergyyyy
Stormgod519: Saddle up those spaceships...
martian_kyo: It's a mitey station
PipeSmokingOwl: i cant wait to station with a saddled snorse
bennybartez: Interepid Tenderfoot is like when you walk over lego on the floor.
coriolis_storm: !card virus beetle
LRRbot: Virus Beetle [1B] | Artifact Creature — Insect [1/1] | When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card.
LRRbot: Mechan Assembler [4U] | Artifact Creature — Robot Artificer [4/4] | Whenever another artifact you control enters, create a 2/2 colorless Robot artifact creature token. This ability triggers only once each turn.
fanofmosteverything9: Don't worry, the only Eldrazi in the set cost 6.
NewtyNewts: So, question for the judges. If you tapped both mites at the same time, could you use one to pump the other and still get +2 for something else?
sallomon33: it is a meechan
Pywodwagon: Bye Bye Beetle is my favorite Ann-Margret film
sallomon33: so it is zendaya too
jjjdanny: @NewtyNewts station is sorcery speed
LRRbot: Steelswarm Operator [1U] | Artifact Creature — Robot Soldier [1/1] | Flying / {T}: Add {U}. Spend this mana only to cast an artifact spell. / {T}: Add {U}{U}. Spend this mana only to activate abilities of artifact sources.
NewtyNewts: @jjjdanny Stationing maybe, but other taps like attacking aren't sorcery speed
fanofmosteverything9: The mites keep crawling over the controls.
LRRbot: Focus Fire [W] | Instant | Focus Fire deals X damage to target attacking or blocking creature, where X is 2 plus the number of creatures and/or Spacecraft you control.
PipeSmokingOwl: @fanofmosteverything9 lol i like the head kavu saying "Ship is fully stationed sir!", look inside and its just brain mites crawling everywhere
jjjdanny: right yeah, the trigger would go on the stack with its power right then I think
Stormgod519: EEp
Stormgod519: John Mulaney bit...
LRRbot: Astelli Reclaimer [3WW] | Creature — Angel Warrior [5/4] | Flying / When this creature enters, return target noncreature, nonland permanent card with mana value X or less from your graveyard to the battlefield, where X is the amount of mana spent to cast this creature. / Warp {2}{W}
LRRbot: Mechanozoa [4UU] | Artifact Creature — Robot Jellyfish [5/5] | When this creature enters, tap target artifact or creature an opponent controls and put a stun counter on it. / Warp {2}{U}
aceviru: 👍
aceviru: (thanks for also streaming to yt)
LRRbot: Mechan Assembler [4U] | Artifact Creature — Robot Artificer [4/4] | Whenever another artifact you control enters, create a 2/2 colorless Robot artifact creature token. This ability triggers only once…
Graham Stark: Yeah!
aceviru: me-chan is back
LRRbot: Steelswarm Operator [1U] | Artifact Creature — Robot Soldier [1/1] | Flying / {T}: Add {U}. Spend this mana only to cast an artifact spell. / {T}: Add {U}{U}. Spend this mana only to activate abiliti…
LRRbot: Focus Fire [W] | Instant | Focus Fire deals X damage to target attacking or blocking creature, where X is 2 plus the number of creatures and/or Spacecraft you control.
LRRbot: Astelli Reclaimer [3WW] | Creature — Angel Warrior [5/4] | Flying / When this creature enters, return target noncreature, nonland permanent card with mana value X or less from your graveyard to the b…
Stormgod519: "we're joined by a man who once saw a bird in the airport..."
niccus: they shoulda had Too Much Happiness in the set
Skourch: 4/1!
totumusmaximus: that robot thing only triggers once each turn?
fanofmosteverything9: It does.
Skourch: Lua is dead on board
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DaFhaye: Hello everyone
Juliamon: Welcome raiders!
Tikosh_: hey :3
DaFhaye: Oh I love the new jellyfish people
krfsm: Mites give me ONE flashbacks
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krfsm: (I love you, Skrelv)
Tikosh_: how is the prerelease going?
LRRMTG_Judge: @NewtyNewts The value of X is determined when the trigger resolves. Both Mite triggers would occur at the same time so you would choose targets and choose the order they went on the stack, so yes you could stack the triggers such that Mite 1 made Mite 2 a 2/2 before Mite 2's trigger resolved and Mite 2 would then give its target +2/+2 - BlackRose
Azegoroth: I really enjoy this set so far, looking forward to my own prerelease on friday
sallomon33: @krfsm this set code is never a good sign
Skourch: I wish a lot of the spacecraft were a bit stronger... basically none of them are playable in 60 card formats
StillSteveman: This reminds me of scrybabies 60
DaFhaye: Fun is the most important thing
sallomon33: @Skourch not even the anthem one?
krfsm: @sallomon33 my modified Atraxa commander deck is one of my favourites
goldreaver: playing jellyfish is its own reward
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fanofmosteverything9: There's only the one lobster, sadly.
krfsm: my pod don't necessarily agree, mind you
DaFhaye: I need the lobster
Mindfire13: Did anyone open either version of Mm'menon?
Stormgod519: that deck tech looks so good
sallomon33: @krfsm if you mean the... ONE Atraxa I despise that card lol
Skourch: @sallomon33 It's just rough because it's a 2 mana do nothing on its own, and there is a 2 mana anthem in standard which sees no play.
goldreaver: we made a pre release with a booster box and we allowed trading (same rarity) and ended up with busted decks
bubba0077: 🦞
Manitu_25: skeleton commander is cool too tho
DaFhaye: Lobster will be my 3 food deck
drcthulu: Citizen snips!!!
Xerodin: Ragost has 1406 decks on edhrec
James Frank: Now for the math portion of the program
Nataniahu: far wider boards this time around
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Christopher Fernandez: none lobster left beef 🥲
krfsm: @sallomon33 I use Vishgraz, the alt commander, but yea
neisan2112: Knew it would be the deck tech as soon as it was spoiled
imweasel09: I refuse to acknowledge citizen snips as niche
A_Dub888: need a crustacean chef, how about Zoidberg?
krfsm: there's a Skitters the Blight Dragon in there!
drcthulu: why not zoidberg?
jjjdanny: !card virulent silencer
LRRbot: Virulent Silencer [3] | Artifact Creature — Robot Assassin [2/3] | Whenever a nontoken artifact creature you control deals combat damage to a player, that player gets two poison counters.
fanofmosteverything9: That one's more just a humanoid with syringes for arms.
DaFhaye: One of my favorite things with the lobster is using the artifact steal cards to eat them
Pharmacistjudge:
?
fanofmosteverything9: Excuse me, syringe for a head.
krfsm: oooh, that one and Fynn...
anhakha: This for Fynn the Fangbearer
A_Dub888: Ben, you're cute
Marvoleath: that 4/1 reminds me Bridget from Resident Alien
krfsm: @anhakha two minds, one thought
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sallomon33:
@krfsm then you're not playing the Atraxa deck, but the Ixhel one, since she is the face commander. She was created by Atraxa, but you know, not the same character
LRRbot: Rayblade Trooper [2W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/2] | When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. / Whenever a nontoken creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it dies, create a 1/1 white Human Soldier creature token. / Warp {1}{W}
DaFhaye: That's a fun instant
krfsm: @sallomon33 right, yeah, Ixhel
A_Dub888: Mario or Meatboy warp zone?
Uniclonus: Petition to rename the Warp Zone to the Warp Pipe
Stormgod519: have we seen one of the planets yet?
sallomon33: "in... the Warp Zone"
fanofmosteverything9: These cards need more time in the oven.
Bugberry: If they ever do Mario UB cards, he has to have Warp.
Marvoleath: @Stormgod519 we did, the black one drew 9 cards for ben
Skourch: @Stormgod519 Yea, Susur Secundi did a lot of drawing
Imbadyoureworse: someone had the swamp planet earlier iirc
A_Dub888: @Stormgod519 If you think about it, aren't we always seeing one of the planets?
DaFhaye: Let's do the warp zone again!
Imbadyoureworse: drew 9 cards
sallomon33: I'm 100% sure that if LRR was still doing Sick Rips they would have the one for this set reference the exile zone FN episode
Stormgod519: @Marvoleath damn, while I was gone...
fanofmosteverything9: He can pump himself.
Marvoleath: @Stormgod519 not or is lost, there is/will be vod!
Stormgod519: sus
Chichen: sus
A_Dub888: no death if can't touch
sallomon33: amoogoos
AwesomeInABox: amogus
Chichen: AMOGUS
DMGlol: SUS
fanofmosteverything9: It was not an imposter.
Skourch: Democracy is not always just
Anubis169: Deathtouch with 0 power... can we call this Death Cough?
drcthulu: put him in the airlock
benjamin_wheeler: timely reference lets goooo
DeM0nFiRe:
Stormgod519: how do you do, fellow kids?
Astus42: Amogus
Gamehen9: Lobsters and Jellyfish? Is this space set secretly ocean themed? (hopeful glance)
Nataniahu: what are gas giants, but silly oceans
Gamehen9: :D
Dalerion: sirulent vilencer!
Zack Strife: is there anymore crack a packs coming up?
LRRbot: Rayblade Trooper [2W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/2] | When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. / Whenever a nontoken creature you control with a +1/+1 counter…
James Frank: Realizing I might not have the stamina for the whole day....
DaFhaye: My one issue with this card is it should Exile the creature to further the reference
sallomon33: Crimothy xD
A_Dub888: @Anubis169 Death stern words?
LRRbot: Hemosymbic Mite [G] | Creature — Mite [1/1] | Whenever this creature becomes tapped, another target creature you control gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is this creature's power.
Anubis169: A_Dub888: Death Harsh Language
fanofmosteverything9: He, Mosymbic Mite
Marvoleath: They are not necessarily the villain (or at least no more villain than other groups), they're just nihilistic in this set
Anubis169: Death wagging finger
sallomon33: "I can vouch for Mite, it was biting the wires in electrical"
A_Dub888: Death head shaking
Justherefortherewards: I suppose LRR cant body scrybabies if we make them play each other!
Stormgod519: board wipe
Stormgod519: SOUP!
LRRbot: Thrumming Hivepool [6] | Artifact | Affinity for Slivers / Slivers you control have double strike and haste. / At the beginning of your upkeep, create two 1/1 colorless Sliver creature tokens.
fanofmosteverything9: Soup!
gibbousm: Hot Soup Coming Through!
Chenderle: The Slivers are back!
TheWriterAleph: there's just soup!
sallomon33: Slouvrp!
Skourch: Now the second one is even stronger!
cattleprodlynn: I need that for my slivers deck.
DeM0nFiRe: I almost feel like waiting until after it creates the first two slivers is more of an insult because then you paid 6 mana for 2 1/1s that don't do anything
A_Dub888: uh ohhhhh, sliveeeee
imweasel09: fuck the m15 slivers
Bugberry: Predators
fanofmosteverything9: Oh yeah, the humanoid slivers that no one liked.
neisan2112: Ohhh yeah those
Chenderle: oh no they made slivers hot
Spades_Slicc: If I may: would
DaFhaye: Oh hello mister sliver
sallomon33: to be frank, the slivers ARE basically scifi movie monsters on the Edge, so them suddenly being humanoid is not that weird
e_bloc: oh yeah, the sliver that made them reboot the sliververse
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couchboyj: Slivdor was a man, maybe he was a sliver man, maybe he was just a dude but he was still SLIVDOR
accountmadeforants: They also introduced Slivers not being fully symmetrical, which people didn't like at the time but got around to once they stopped being human-shaped
turtleman7420: Stupid sexy slivers
Scarbble: oh dang they have haste
fanofmosteverything9: @e_bloc Release the Sliver Cut? (Please don't.)
Stormgod519: they're teasing it
Bugberry: Slivers invading Lorwyn would be actually pretty cool.
Geldaran: Symbiote slivers.
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Is Venom a sliver now?
A_Dub888: @fanofmosteverything9 the Sliver Cut will change how we view all others
Nat3rTat3r: Lorwyn is coming so at least chagnelings
ghizmou: so many choices in one card
Astus42: Get me pictures of Slivers, Parker!
TaxEvader420: I love edging pre prerelease
LRRbot: Hemosymbic Mite [G] | Creature — Mite [1/1] | Whenever this creature becomes tapped, another target creature you control gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is this creature's power.
Ccc Tonelarone: how do we feel about the flavor of the set?
Stormgod: its out of this world
aceviru: I'm sure Crim was hoping all over the place when that dimir boardwipe was played
Nataniahu: awesome
aceviru: good one
T3CNEO: jellyfish
LRRbot: Thrumming Hivepool [6] | Artifact | Affinity for Slivers / Slivers you control have double strike and haste. / At the beginning of your upkeep, create two 1/1 colorless Sliver creature tokens.
Nataniahu: LESSGOOOOO
T3CNEO: oh, much better
Radmobile: yay Sliver Ramen!
Alan Baldwin: We got there!
Sarah: Finally time for slivers
aceviru: space worms!
James Frank: We got the SLIVERS!!!
James Frank: PPR has been completed
James Frank: We can go home now boys
iSmartMan1: Sliver soup!
James Frank: The girls have to stay and finish this game
Nataniahu: slivers hit the battlefield
Radmobile: personally I'm a fan of what look slike hot tub party sliver token
iSmartMan1: So, does this mean slivers are confirmed as aliens?
aceviru: Don't make fun of slivers in high school, you never know how they'll look later in life
Revenant Penguin: Slivers had a weird midlife crisis in M15 and we're so glad they're past it.
James Frank: We already knew they weren't native to Dominaria
iSmartMan1: As far as we know, they're not native to anywhere
couchboyj: Maro says the slivers and eldrazi were teasing what would be possible in a space set, so likely not seeds for upcoming standard sets
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lightfut: Slivers in Avatar confirmed
drcthulu: danger Will Robinson, Danger!
Khalstrom: Air bending slivers!
Pharmacistjudge: you can't say "farewell" so casually. you will upset commnader players
fanofmosteverything9: Will she keep it? She mite.
Marvoleath:
@Pharmacistjudge
DeM0nFiRe:
Chenderle: psychological attack
Chichen: correct play
sallomon33:
fanofmosteverything9: The objectively correct answer.
Caryotip: sexy sliver doesn t die it has double stike
unleashenlightenment: y’all confused
fanofmosteverything9: Evidently.
viciousvulture: not value blocking?
rhys_enn: same lua... same
Quon84: Tori seems annoyed by Lua's antics, but that be just me overthinking
ContingentCat:
we don't kinkshame here
Chenderle: oh god
fanofmosteverything9: May want to hold off on the mite.
LRRbot: Pinnacle Starcage [1WW] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, exile all artifacts and creatures with mana value 2 or less until this artifact leaves the battlefield. / {6}{W}{W}: Put each card exiled with this artifact into its owner's graveyard, then create a 2/2 colorless Robot artifact token for each card put into a graveyard this way. Sacrifice this artifact.
Tonemanzero: and the pool
e_bloc: not even a sliver of hope
chanterelleton: pool is 6 mana cost
unleashenlightenment: I don’t understand this play
LRRMTG_Judge:
pool costs 6. the starcage only gets creatures and artifacts that cost 2 or less.
Tonemanzero: that is formatting weird there
Chichen: 🧑⚖️
GaNjHoRn: it's replacement temporary lockdown
dumbo3k:
thanks
fanofmosteverything9: Dyson Sphere Edition
couchboyj:
Believe it or not, chat hasn't played with these cards either
unleashenlightenment: @ganjhorn yea but why play the 1drop first?
Astus42: Do it for the memes Lua!
GaNjHoRn: to turn the 1/1 into a 2/2
DaFhaye: recess
Lord_Hosk: Chat Judges can legally kill your creatures if you look at them wrong in 127 countries
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @couchboyj What is this? Some of stream before the release of the cards? /s
imweasel09: big mood
Pharmacistjudge: the funny thing is. A Sol Ring supposedly the power of a sun in an artifact. and then the starcage puts the sol ring in it so it now has the power of a star.
DaFhaye: Is theater a class?
truediamondback: does the existence of chat judges imply the existence of a foreman of the chat jury?
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Radmobile: They just fly spaceships around looking for the greatest hunters in the universe or something. Then proceed to lose to randos covered in mud
aceviru: Huh...slivers and symbiotes. maybe
Radmobile: I figure slivers are either Predators or band members from Korn
Radmobile: at least with the old art style where they all look like they have dreads
Alan Baldwin: Cryoshatter will kill it before any damage was dealt anyways right?
iSmartMan1: Or the aliens from Evolution
Alan Baldwin: Er before normal combat damage i meant
LRRbot: Pinnacle Starcage [1WW] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, exile all artifacts and creatures with mana value 2 or less until this artifact leaves the battlefield. / {6}{W}{W}: Put each card exil…
Alan Baldwin: Those slivers are BACK ON THE ESCALATOR
iSmartMan1: Come to think of it, is there a sci-fi biological alien species that get more individually powerful when there are more of them together? (aside from the Warhammer 40k orks)
aceviru: Math
truediamondback: do we need to hold an election ?
fanofmosteverything9: What about a chat bailiff? Can they tackle us?
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @truediamondback Mods
LRRMTG_Judge:
@truediamondback we are a kangaroo court.
Stormgod519: uh....
Lord_Hosk: @truediamondback Chat Judges are the Chat Jury... THEY ARE THE STACK
A_Dub888: @Pharmacistjudge how many cages we need to stack until it collapses into a blackhole?
Stormgod519: Jim La Paige!
DaFhaye: What!? oooh that's such a good idea
Bugberry: "oh no their hot!"
RandomTrivia: HAHAHAHAHA
Dog_of_Myth:
sallomon33: wait, so Serge isn't hot? >:(
Kezzig_: silver in the hot tub
Greendrag13: Here for Cuddly Ben
niccus: i'm surprised there's no solid Guidelight representation other than the one reference, i guess just not the right star system
DaFhaye: Canadians are slivers?
Brozard: @Kezzig_ Sliver in the Taco Bell
Dog_of_Myth: All Silvers are Canadian. That's canon
Stormgod519: lol
Bugberry: "vigilance on attack" doesn't really work so they do that a lot as the equivalent.
LRRbot: Focus Fire [W] | Instant | Focus Fire deals X damage to target attacking or blocking creature, where X is 2 plus the number of creatures and/or Spacecraft you control.
Marvoleath: The even had a (sliver) queen until recently
Stormgod519: next up is Sam from Rhystic Studies...
PipeSmokingOwl: is sliver queen or overlord secret guests in this set?
fanofmosteverything9: Overlord is.
sallomon33: @PipeSmokingOwl overlord is
LithelyUnshod: Queen is on the RL
Marvoleath: Queen is reserved list, but there is overlod
NornsFelidar: queen is on the reserved list
PipeSmokingOwl: oooooo
HoboJesussss: I once found a Silver Queen and 3 Force of Wills in a shoebox full of commons
Chenderle: robots vs slivers
Pharmacistjudge: are you saying Ben is peggy?
sallomon33: @HoboJesussss I mean, FoW were commons in their og printing. Not sure what sliver queen was doing in there though lol
unleashenlightenment: she’d only need 4
unleashenlightenment: since there’s 2 dmg marked
drewm1022: Nah, FoW was Uncommon 3 I think.
JosephDeath: Wait does that spell care about damage?
LRRbot: Zero Point Ballad [XB] | Sorcery | Destroy all creatures with toughness X or less. You lose X life. If X is 6 or more, return a creature card put into a graveyard this way to the battlefield under your control.
Cho_Cathal_ic: its toughness is still 6
Marvoleath: It's toughness, not dmg
fanofmosteverything9: But you want X to be 6.
sallomon33: @sallomon33 nvm, they were uncommons, misremembered
Desdae: You'd get the robot back
HoboJesussss:
@sallomon33 true, FoW isn't rare. I was hoping to find a bunch of Rhystic Study in the box also but it didn't happen.
Stormgod519: she also gets the reanimate
fanofmosteverything9: Get back the Weftblade
unleashenlightenment: oh I expected a dmg spell. not a „care about value“ thing
Desdae: Has to be a card destroyed this way
Marvoleath: It's from the destroyed creatures
Spades_Slicc: You can only get back weftblade enhancer
bbblehh: She doesn't get any back
Stormgod519: your control
jjjdanny: under your control
jiantwitch: seems strange to talk her into that, better to keep it untill after suncage is popped
sallomon33: @HoboJesussss that person probs didn't open enough prophecy due to how bad it was heh
aceviru: Hahaha
LRRbot: Focus Fire [W] | Instant | Focus Fire deals X damage to target attacking or blocking creature, where X is 2 plus the number of creatures and/or Spacecraft you control.
James Frank: Slivers are the INEVETA
LRRbot: Zero Point Ballad [XB] | Sorcery | Destroy all creatures with toughness X or less. You lose X life. If X is 6 or more, return a creature card put into a graveyard this way to the battlefield under yo…
PipeSmokingOwl: steal em from the void!
Spades_Slicc: What a goofy wrath
Cho_Cathal_ic: also return a, so you get it whether you want it or not
Chesul: It's also not a "may" so you have to.
imweasel09: yeah dead on board to the slivers
LRRbot: Pinnacle Starcage [1WW] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, exile all artifacts and creatures with mana value 2 or less until this artifact leaves the battlefield. / {6}{W}{W}: Put each card exiled with this artifact into its owner's graveyard, then create a 2/2 colorless Robot artifact token for each card put into a graveyard this way. Sacrifice this artifact.
Spades_Slicc: All the ladies pop your Starcage like this
medebula: Still dead to slivers sadly
fanofmosteverything9: They're disguised as different robots.
RandomTrivia: Taking it to the third game!
unleashenlightenment: sliver soup eats
medebula: Do the robots in disguise also get ward 2?
MWGNZ:
game 3
Chichen: just shake hands and have a draw so he has to eat another Sol Ring
jjjdanny: quicksliver soup
Chenderle: Tonight I dine on Sliver soup
Bugberry: !card temporary lockdown
LRRbot: Temporary Lockdown [1WW] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, exile each nonland permanent with mana value 2 or less until this enchantment leaves the battlefield.
imweasel09: temporary lockdown
RandomTrivia: That is a cool robot token
RandomTrivia: D'awwww
Bugberry: It's actually currently in standard until this set comes out.
RandomTrivia: The little guy!
LaeliaTBR: the robots look vaguely phyrexian
nyc_mtg: lockdown hits enchantments and the stargrid orb thingy doesn't though which is a consideration!
LRRbot: Tezzeret, Cruel Captain [3] | Legendary Planeswalker — Tezzeret [4] | Whenever an artifact you control enters, put a loyalty counter on Tezzeret. / [0]: Untap target artifact or creature. If it's an artifact creature, put a +1/+1 counter on it. / [−3]: Search your library for an artifact card with mana value 1 or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / [−7]: You get an emblem with "At the beginning of combat on your turn, put three +1/+1 counters on t…
aquilonare: the person in the art behind the drone does *not* like the drone
Garfman314: he did, but didn't use it
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jiantwitch: that robot art reminds me abit about white phyrexians (abit)
sallomon33: that black lady's face is funny to me, how done she seems to be with teh drone
Chesul: Drone can be cutest token, but absolutely not cutest card in general.
DaFhaye: Tezzeret seems to easy
Stormgod519: I love the spaceships
DaFhaye: I meant to just get to go off
Pywodwagon: that's like how I flew to victoria and got paired against angel at YJ canlander
HoboJesussss: @sallomon33 it was pretty crazy the amounts of duplicates and which sets they horded. But that was the late 90s/early 2000s I suppose. It was a friend's uncles collection. It was full of dual lands. I helped them sort and sell. Got a free clean, LP+ Underground Sea for my troubles. Super fun to go through. Sadly no power but seeing 39 duals in person was sick.
aquilonare: yay......... spider
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Cho_Cathal_ic: there's one on the alien dog
niccus: there's one reference on the dog card and that's it
couchboyj: Is this set IN universe, or just universe?
Bugberry: Loot is nice
drcthulu: loot goblin
Garfman314: you'll love my db craft then!
anhakha: I like the "cast spells from exile" loot - he's such a Chaos deck.
lamina5432: maybe the plane is more stable since it's closer to the blind eternities
Bugberry: Loot reminds me of Stitch, and not the live action one.
Brozard: which is your right
Pharmacistjudge: this set is in magic universe, but it's like how spelljammer is in the D&D universe
theambivalentagender: Loot looks like a he's an offshoot species of the Labubu
truediamondback: I counter your land drop
DaFhaye: Reading is hard
LRRbot: Chrome Companion [2] | Artifact Creature — Dog [2/1] | Whenever this creature becomes tapped, you gain 1 life. / {2}, {T}: Put target card from a graveyard on the bottom of its owner's library.
A_Dub888: DOG
00busyhands: DOGGO
Uniclonus: Cyborgi!
Chenderle: aw such a good pup
sallomon33:
doggie
Greendrag13: the cy-bork!
Astus42: Cyborgi!
fanofmosteverything9: Love the cyborgi.
imweasel09: that dog hates graveyard strategies
PrinceNimzar: space cow woof woof
Dog_of_Myth: Good dog
DaFhaye: I love this dog
rhys_enn: Is it a 2/1 cause its only half a dog?
LRRbot: Drix Fatemaker [3G] | Creature — Drix Wizard [3/2] | When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. / Each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it has trample. / Warp {1}{G}
shushu2539:
dog cannot be blocked because of cuteness
Tonemanzero: Chat while I’m thinking of it, would it just take a comma for the starcage to exile cmc 2 creatures and all artifacts? The phrasing there is irritating me to no end.
DaFhaye: I love dog but also someone that likes my graveyard I hate dog
fanofmosteverything9: Fate status: Made.
Mr_Horrible: trample deathtouch, a fun combo
Gabisz: @iSmartMan1 isn't that how the Zergs work (in lore)?
LRRbot: Pinnacle Starcage [1WW] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, exile all artifacts and creatures with mana value 2 or less until this artifact leaves the battlefield. / {6}{W}{W}: Put each card exil…
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LRRbot: Chrome Companion [2] | Artifact Creature — Dog [2/1] | Whenever this creature becomes tapped, you gain 1 life. / {2}, {T}: Put target card from a graveyard on the bottom of its owner's library.
LRRbot: Drix Fatemaker [3G] | Creature — Drix Wizard [3/2] | When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. / Each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it has trample. / Warp {1}{…
LRRbot: Alpharael, Dreaming Acolyte [1UB] | Legendary Creature — Human Cleric [2/3] | When Alpharael enters, draw two cards. Then discard two cards unless you discard an artifact card. / During your turn, Alpharael has deathtouch.
Chenderle: what happens when deathtouchers touch?
CuteTeaGoat: death
LRRbot: Cryogen Relic [1U] | Artifact | When this artifact enters or leaves the battlefield, draw a card. / {1}{U}, Sacrifice this artifact: Put a stun counter on up to one target tapped creature.
Mr_Horrible: ayaiyaiyaiyai! It's alpha(rael)
imweasel09: mutually assured touchstruction
fanofmosteverything9: Frozen egg.
nyc_mtg: pauper mentioned pog
sallomon33: oh yeah, thsi is cooking for Pauper
DaFhaye: I love Alpharael in the story
Pharmacistjudge: I will block the Cyborgi everytime because you deigned to put the dog in harm's way by attacking with it.
Mr_Horrible: "What if ichor wellspring had text?"
Manitu_25: is the blue pip not a problem for the pauper decks?
centurosproductions: Why does Alpharael only have deathtouch during your turn? Everybody else is allowed deathtouch all the time.
Chesul: @Pharmacistjudge what if someone else goaded the Cyborgi? then the owner didn't want to put it in harms way.
sallomon33: @Manitu_25 I think pauper decks are going to gladly splash for it
Pharmacistjudge: it has a tap ability.. you chose not to activate it
Cho_Cathal_ic: @Manitu_25 well you get to play WUx
Chesul: @Pharmacistjudge Or didn't have the mana to activate it.
DaFhaye: Blue is the color of fun
Chenderle: the art on that enchantment is so good
MTGDiversity: umm just arrived what's happening other than Lua doing literally everything
Pharmacistjudge: sparks will fly at this location
PipeSmokingOwl: @MTGDiversity robot jellyfish wizards
MTGDiversity: oooh fun
sallomon33: I have 5 cats cuz I'm allergic to doggies :< I do love my furry babies though
LRRbot: Drix Fatemaker [3G] | Creature — Drix Wizard [3/2] | When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. / Each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it has trample. / Warp {1}{G}
James Frank: Lets do the Mage Warp again
LRRbot: Alpharael, Dreaming Acolyte [1UB] | Legendary Creature — Human Cleric [2/3] | When Alpharael enters, draw two cards. Then discard two cards unless you discard an artifact card. / During your turn, Al…
LRRbot: Cryogen Relic [1U] | Artifact | When this artifact enters or leaves the battlefield, draw a card. / {1}{U}, Sacrifice this artifact: Put a stun counter on up to one target tapped creature.
aceviru: Shocks in standard. They eating good this season
LRRbot: Drix Fatemaker [3G] | Creature — Drix Wizard [3/2] | When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. / Each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it has trample. / Warp {1}{…
aceviru: o7
Mr_Horrible: don't you just hate it when your scorpion explodes?
coriolis_storm: !card command bridge
LRRbot: Command Bridge | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, sacrifice it unless you tap an untapped permanent you control. / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
Stormgod519: lol
Pharmacistjudge: scorption explodes. fatality
Sarah_Serinde:
I'm allergic to cats, but allergy meds tend to work fairly well as long as I don't touch my eyes after petting the cats. I just borrow my friends' cats about once a year and don't have to worry about responsibility the rest of the time
VVVC_SMITE: eat. the. dog
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Stormgod519: oh?
sallomon33: yoo
sallomon33: sick... rip
LRRbot: Cosmogrand Zenith [2W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/4] | Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, choose one — / • Create two 1/1 white Human Soldier creature tokens. / • Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.
Chenderle: counter synergy is real
drcthulu: that card is bananas
fanofmosteverything9: That's pretty grand.
bane1138: we're cooking chat
LRRbot: Rayblade Trooper [2W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/2] | When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. / Whenever a nontoken creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it dies, create a 1/1 white Human Soldier creature token. / Warp {1}{W}
maywecomein: @Tonemanzero I didn't see any card with that kind of templating. I think "all artifacts and all creatures with mv 2 or less" might work; or they could maybe just rearrange it to be "all creatures with 2 mv or less and all artifacts" to be clearest.
Sarah_Serinde:
drcthulu: they've got trambopoline
fanofmosteverything9: It is the GW Limited archetype.
coachNelly: we've noticed you synergizing lately
Stormgod519: hi Nelly!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: hey chat! who has the initiative?
fanofmosteverything9: The monarch.
Fantusta: When do we get a drag race themed fnpf
coachNelly: hallo!
Mr_Horrible: @thedepthandbreadthofseth no one, thankfully
Stormgod519: oh Nelly, I gotta send ya a post we've been talking about in the discord...
Tonemanzero: gotta love tricks
Stormgod519: but trix are for kids...
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Sage0fMadness: does Lua have the UB board wipe? guess we'll see!
Stormgod519: it hasn't come up yet iirc
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Nelly goes to the mail box and unwraps a 4X4 wooden post.
Stormgod519: so we have no idea
Mr_Horrible: inb4 another singularity collapse
Stormgod519: @thedepthandbreadthofseth lol
coachNelly: i think my whispers are open?
Stormgod519: okay, ill try that
thedepthandbreadthofseth: "heh, cool post."
RandomTrivia:
Ah, there it is
LRRbot: Zero Point Ballad [XB] | Sorcery | Destroy all creatures with toughness X or less. You lose X life. If X is 6 or more, return a creature card put into a graveyard this way to the battlefield under your control.
sallomon33: nah Ben, Yugioh players can't read, so it's not a necessary skill for all cardgames
theambivalentagender: I build way too many complex izzet decks for someone with dyscalculia
LRRbot: Cosmogrand Zenith [2W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/4] | Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, choose one — / • Create two 1/1 white Human Soldier creature tokens. / • Put a +1/+1 counter o…
aceviru: here we go
LRRbot: Rayblade Trooper [2W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/2] | When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. / Whenever a nontoken creature you control with a +1/+1 counter…
Stormgod: hmmmm
Stormgod: trample trample trample!
Sarah: I love when synergy
Stormgod: Synergy go brrrrr
aceviru: Settle the moogle
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LRRbot: Zero Point Ballad [XB] | Sorcery | Destroy all creatures with toughness X or less. You lose X life. If X is 6 or more, return a creature card put into a graveyard this way to the battlefield under yo…
Chenderle: boardwipe stronk
Greendrag13: There's life loss on that boardwipe, isn't there?
dumbo3k: did Lua lose the 4 hp?
Drum0_0: Lua goes to 5 life.
Sage0fMadness: did Lua loose the 4?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: that's a VERY cool board wipe.
Sage0fMadness: lose*
RandomTrivia:
Charging Monstrosaur, go!
fanofmosteverything9: That's a weird-looking chocobo.
drcthulu: smokin
Azegoroth: @fanofmosteverything9 I was just thinking the same thing
drcthulu: It looks like an evolved zizzidrix
Azegoroth: Needs to be a bird to go in my choco commander deck though
Stormgod519: 17? that's too many
Mr_Bitterness: @fanofmosteverything9 The chocobos got Emrahkruled!
drcthulu: vizzidrix*
LRRbot: Blade of the Swarm [3B] | Creature — Insect Assassin [3/1] | When this creature enters, choose one — / • Put two +1/+1 counters on this creature. / • Put target exiled card with warp on the bottom of its owner's library.
Mr_Horrible: ah 17 lands, simultaneously too many and too few
Garfman314: chat, is it important to bring sleeves to a prerelease, or can i just play them bald?
Juliamon: Garfman314 Totally up to you!
Bugberry: Memory Theft was similar for Adventure
LRRbot: Steelswarm Operator [1U] | Artifact Creature — Robot Soldier [1/1] | Flying / {T}: Add {U}. Spend this mana only to cast an artifact spell. / {T}: Add {U}{U}. Spend this mana only to activate abilities of artifact sources.
bane1138: i like having sleeves because it helps me shuffle but plenty of folks show up and play raw
Chichen: @Garfman314 i'd bring sleeves or buy a pack there
Gaelan_Maestro: @Garfman314 depends on if the set has double sided cards
fanofmosteverything9: As long as your basics aren't identifiably scuffed.
anhakha: @Garfman314 It can depend if the set has Modal cards
Greendrag13: @Garfman314 I'd bring sleeves, so if you get anything pretty or shiny, it'll be safe.
LRRMTG_Judge: @Garfman314 If you can, you should bring some sleeves. At the very least, it'll protect your new cards you just acquired - Natedogg
smurfomancer: Some people will judge you for playing unsleeved and they can go deal with it
Cho_Cathal_ic: Magic getting Steelswarm support before Yu-Gi-Oh! smh my head
Stormgod519: oh boy
drcthulu: that's a card
LRRbot: Ouroboroid [2GG] | Creature — Plant Wurm [1/3] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, put X +1/+1 counters on each creature you control, where X is this creature's power.
Stormgod519: this card is fun
fanofmosteverything9: Oh no, the exponential noodle.
Chenderle: oof
Stormgod519: time to get the D12s....
Stormgod519: just try living, Lua
Mr_Horrible: the dog's already gone, Ben, what point is there
GredGredmansson: is it the mill and kill
dumbo3k: @Mr_Horrible well, if Lua hadn't already Zero Point Balladed, could've used that to bring the dog back
LRRbot: Mechanozoa [4UU] | Artifact Creature — Robot Jellyfish [5/5] | When this creature enters, tap target artifact or creature an opponent controls and put a stun counter on it. / Warp {2}{U}
Mr_Horrible: @dumbo3k iirc ballad specifically can only bring back creatures it killed
Mr_Horrible: but I'd have to check on that
Tonemanzero: Thought for a sec, would an non-warped exiled card with a warp ability be a valid target for blade?
dumbo3k: @Mr_Horrible right, I always forget that. guess I'll just play a sad ballad about a missing cyborgi
Stormgod519: But that's not Will... its a jellyfish...
LRRbot: Terrasymbiosis [2G] | Enchantment | Whenever you put one or more +1/+1 counters on a creature you control, you may draw that many cards. Do this only once each turn.
Opheliaway: c-c-c-combo
StillSteveman: WOAH
Chichen: oh god
Kentosaurus: oh no
Diabore: so drawing 4?
Manitu_25: is this constructed?
fanofmosteverything9: Divination with extra steps. And value.
coriolis_storm: @tonemanzero Yes
Mr_Horrible: @Tonemanzero yes, since it fulfills both conditions
drcthulu: go to abyss step
GredGredmansson: 2 cards, it only counts for one creature
Chichen: and next turn... draw 4...
Mr_Horrible: just needs to be exiled and have warp, doesn't care how it got there
drcthulu: once per turn, so one card
Chichen: draw that many cards
LRRbot: Blade of the Swarm [3B] | Creature — Insect Assassin [3/1] | When this creature enters, choose one — / • Put two +1/+1 counters on this creature. / • Put target exiled card with warp on the bottom of…
LRRbot: Steelswarm Operator [1U] | Artifact Creature — Robot Soldier [1/1] | Flying / {T}: Add {U}. Spend this mana only to cast an artifact spell. / {T}: Add {U}{U}. Spend this mana only to activate abiliti…
T3CNEO: oh, so many chumpers
LRRbot: Ouroboroid [2GG] | Creature — Plant Wurm [1/3] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, put X +1/+1 counters on each creature you control, where X is this creature's power.
aceviru: I'll get the stretcher
Stormgod: yeah
Stormgod: this might be it
James Frank: Lua confirmed Monoist
James Frank: "Why live?"
LRRbot: Mechanozoa [4UU] | Artifact Creature — Robot Jellyfish [5/5] | When this creature enters, tap target artifact or creature an opponent controls and put a stun counter on it. / Warp {2}{U}
Stormgod: pfft
LRRbot: Terrasymbiosis [2G] | Enchantment | Whenever you put one or more +1/+1 counters on a creature you control, you may draw that many cards. Do this only once each turn.
drcthulu: ah
drcthulu: yes
GredGredmansson: @drcthulu the ability triggers once per turn, but you draw cards equal to the counters placed on a single creature
Tonemanzero: Putting that in my back pocket, thanks @coriolis_storm @Mr_Horrible
Diabore: wait, is there a chance tori decks?
LRRbot: Mechanozoa [4UU] | Artifact Creature — Robot Jellyfish [5/5] | When this creature enters, tap target artifact or creature an opponent controls and put a stun counter on it. / Warp {2}{U}
Astus42: Isn't the wurm not big enough to kill the jellyfish?
itsZenegos: @Diabore its a may
GredGredmansson: @Astus42 give it a second
letsbelgo: I wish pprs where more japan time zone friendly. But I understand why they are not
StillSteveman: Tori play around daze! Lua has islands in play
fanofmosteverything9: It'll be an 8/10 soon enough.
LRRbot: Glacier Godmaw [5GG] | Creature — Leviathan [6/6] | Trample / When this creature enters, create a Lander token. / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain vigilance and haste until end of turn.
drcthulu: wow
Mindfire13: Why is a Godmaw an uncommon?
drcthulu: 2025 magic cards
Dog_of_Myth: And draw 4 cards
Mr_Horrible: the same reason Pelakka Wurm was uncommon
Sage0fMadness: this set has some real rare-coded uncommons
Opheliaway: @Mindfire13 because if it had haste it'd be a rare
drcthulu: going to abyss step
Dog_of_Myth:
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RandomTrivia: Fastest chump-block in the west
Chesul: It's only the Glacier Godmaw, not as big as the Forest Godmaw, or the Desert Godmaw.
RandomTrivia:
rhys_enn: Such a great match!
insanecat6mtg:
Mr_Horrible: Oroborid is very silly
sallomon33: ggs!
drcthulu: yeah I want them for my +1/+1 counters atraxa deck
Stormgod519: yay CORI!
GredGredmansson: @Chesul but what about the Colossal Godmaw
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Mr_Horrible: sounds like a guy with a horse joke
GredGredmansson: Original Ben?
fanofmosteverything9: I thought Cori was banned. Or was it just her sword?
coachNelly: suspiciously named after a car part
Stormgod519: I wonder what card theyre alking about
yofl:
GredGredmansson:
crashco17: Amug os
fanofmosteverything9: Accidental callback!
Mr_Horrible: we are, we just won a game, apparently
tryllebanjo: Gasp
Chesul: The perfect accident!
RedJackz: that doesn’t look like wheeler
drewm1022: Huh. That was a happy coincidence.
crashco17: Earth is in space
cattleprodlynn: I like her hair.
sallomon33: this has not been coordinated but it's funny that ouroboroid is the card chosen t orepresent the audience in this one LOL
A_Dub888: elements of spaaaaaaace
sallomon33: funny coincidence
Chesul: @GredGredmansson smaller than them all, since it's only Colossal, not an entire biome.
dumbo3k: @A_Dub888 the only place left untouched by capitalism! Spaaaaaace!
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Pretty spaceship
Mr_Horrible: "ya ever want to deal 100 damage to something?"
RandomTrivia: This really has been the PPR of Virus Beetle
Pharmacistjudge: i have night sky filled iwth spacex satellites that says capitalism is in space
thraximore: nice cantrip
StillSteveman: that's a powerful common huh
fanofmosteverything9: Slices through spaceships like butter.
goldreaver: I love those versatile commons
RandomTrivia:
"Never darken my durance again"
Pharmacistjudge: hold on...dark endurance?
LRRbot: Mechanozoa [4UU] | Artifact Creature — Robot Jellyfish [5/5] | When this creature enters, tap target artifact or creature an opponent controls and put a stun counter on it. / Warp {2}{U}
LRRbot: Glacier Godmaw [5GG] | Creature — Leviathan [6/6] | Trample / When this creature enters, create a Lander token. / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, creatures you control get +1/+1 and ga…
aceviru: this wall, it has been written on
Bedni87: lol why Lua didnt target -3/-0 that thing which puts counters equal to its power so it would put 0 counters
Werefox Sage: -3/-0 is until end of turn, and it didn't have flashj
aceviru: o7
aceviru: Good idea. Coffee time
Lee Garrett: Hey gang. Which pre-pr ranking or tier list do yall like to study up for the big event? Draftsim has one but it’s always kinda sketchy
aceviru: Welly is table friend? 😲
SmithKurosaki: Wheeler will be table friend for next round
James Frank: Going to need to grab some caffeine before we go on
Pharmacistjudge: I spend time prepping for this.
Pharmacistjudge: so I just roll into the prereleases
Sarah: Lucky for me I have easy leftover stir fry for dinner
Sarah: And I'm done with work for the day
Bugberry: Addendum is a good mechanic for her
Pharmacistjudge: where is dark fury and dark solitude
fanofmosteverything9: Pew pew pew
Mr_Horrible: @Pharmacistjudge kinda surprised if "dark solitude" is not already a card name
smurfomancer: I believe Dark Solitude is just Oubliette
itsZenegos: @Pharmacistjudge dark solitude sounds like a monoist's paradise
Opheliaway: new white "deal damage equal to creatures +" set mechanic
sallomon33: @krfsm perfection
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crashco17: Surveil 69 draw 3
coachNelly: so sus
sallomon33: AMOGUS
nyc_mtg: ඞ amogus
BusTed:
Astus42: Amogus
crashco17: AmUgOs
thraximore: oh 100%
Bugberry: Reminds me of Grave Bramble referencing Plants vs Zombies
krfsm: I love the term "lithobraking"
GredGredmansson: They said that they wanted to stray away from the more overt references in future sets, but i guess they couldn't keep all of them out
seasikberry: amogus
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Sarah_Serinde: Little a reference, as a treat
ExhaustedElox: Lithobraking, a.k.a. Crashing
A_Dub888: Every time I see "Lander token" my mind goes to the Advance Wars boat
krfsm: because I remember jokes about lithobraking form Usenet in the 90s
GredGredmansson: OG Innistrad is probably the safe level for what is allowed for references without being annoying with it
definenull: This set made me start playing kerbal space program so I know all about lithobraking
Opheliaway: Lua will never listen to Graham ever again
coriolis_storm: @krfsm Hello fellow old!
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Knowing what happens after this video....
MTGDiversity: just need arena to shuffle for you if you want that few lands
smurfomancer: Lith - stone. Lithobraking = crashing into a wall to stop?
A_Dub888: Kirby Krackle?
Pharmacistjudge: @A_Dub888 ships don't exist in advance wars. I refuse to acknowledge naval warfare in that game.
sallomon33: bulbuos trees always fun
Mr_Horrible: this card is so cool
RandomTrivia:
@smurfomancer Yeah pretty much
Shadowsoflife: Needs more colors @A_Dub888
RandomTrivia: @RandomTrivia It's like CON-based trap detection
smurfomancer: Love that
DyllonKG: The Zealot can sac artifacts. That's pretty nutty
Astus42: Just what red loves, artifacts to sacrifice
coachNelly: Graham, you absolute sidetable
itsZenegos: broadside bombardiers love munition tokens
Sarah_Serinde: Why *wouldn't* you flirt with the robot
krfsm: crimes are back ... in pog form?
SmithKurosaki: I just got back from my appointment
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Sarah: love a shiny
aceviru: That enchantment is nuts
Stormgod: mhmm
Fruan: Flirting with the robot is a crime
Bugberry: Or a spell, like countering.
Astus42: Robocop, in space
sallomon33: or anything in their graveyard
RandomTrivia: An opponent or any of their stuff
Stormgod519: lol Nelly
goldreaver: interaction is literally a crime. Commander focused design smh my head
thanzo: tall, dark, and fully automated
DyllonKG: STOP. YOU'VE VIOLATED THE LAW
Mr_Horrible: me targeting my opponents or their permanents or cards they own isn't a crime, it's justice
Chenderle: "cease criminal scum"
Astus42: Giving someone a wedding ring is a crime
MTGDiversity: or spell ... and also or GY i think
ExhaustedElox: Robocop is pretty choice.
Tingeltangelibach: crime is so back
bippityjones: Robocop's good, Our Robocop Remake is peak
Opheliaway: sabourttoire
fcloud: ahh serrve the flaymin fist
Sarah_Serinde: Big same, no shaming
Bugberry: I finally watched Starship Troopers last year and it was amazing.
Mr_Horrible: Mr Verhoeven (I surely misspelled that) makes some good movies
SquareDotCube: I mean both series did get new games recently
Stormgod519: I hate ward
Opheliaway: love the callback to Tori loving ward
Mr_Horrible: if ward is the price we pay for not having hexproof anymore I will gladly pay it
MTGDiversity: ^
Astus42: Shadrix Silverquill will love it in Commander
Bugberry: @Mr_Horrible we still get hexproof, just less often and more conditionally.
Mr_Horrible: and I say this as an avowed Troll Ascetic Liker
Opheliaway: full border cool things
Sarah_Serinde: I like full border cool things
Mr_Horrible: Lua's so real for that statement
Stormgod519: yes
Stormgod519: too often
r10pez10: hello did we go to space
Opheliaway: its basically the bonus sheet because there are also special guest cards for the set
Dog_of_Myth: Yes G
RandomTrivia: Frequently!
thraximore: yup
Mindfire13: Yes
ProcyonFlynn:
Yes.
LuaStardust: SO REAL OK
Stormgod519: oh yeah this one
smurfomancer: Death comes for us all
Mr_Horrible: it's just the "I am an infinitesimal speck" 7tv emote
Stormgod519: @LuaStardust truuuuuue
centurosproductions: Moon? You sure you aren't the programming language, Lua?
bane1138: gotta watch robocop
LuaStardust: @centurosproductions por que no los dos
MTGDiversity: i there a spacecraft per pack kind of thing going on in the packs
Garfman314: what was the name of the big robot at the end of robocop?
RedJackz: Can someone quote the station mechanic?
krfsm: @Garfman314 ed 209?
vinewood_og: ED209
Garfman314: thank you
nyc_mtg: john robocop
Sarah_Serinde: Okay but same though
Garfman314: i thought it was ED number number but i couldn't remember
Mr_Horrible:
drafting to win, vs drafting to morally win
centurosproductions: Station is "Tap an untapped creature you control, add charge counters equal to its power to this permanent. Station only as a Sorcery."
LaeliaTBR: @nyc_mtg +2
krfsm: I love that they mostly used stop motion for the ED209
RedJackz:
@centurosproductions Thank you 
ContingentCat:
anhakha: Space Crimes sounds like a D&D series Kathleen would write
thraximore: If an astronaut killed another astronaut on the moon, would that trigger crime effects
Opheliaway: i wonder if making them charge counters for station will be a good thing or bad thing
bane1138: shoutout dice and daydreams
Dog_of_Myth: @thraximore Always has.
LuaStardust: yess we are very new plz check it out :3
smurfomancer: @thraximore Pretty sure "the firmament" qualifies as international waters
LRRMTG_Judge:
so chat. you got an Edge of Eternity deck planned?
James Frank: Love the flavor of that card
James Frank: They should make more like it
James Frank: Doesn't even have to be a permanent.
James Frank: Could be a spell
Sarah: Enjoying the editing on the voices for all of these XD
SmithKurosaki: Oblivion was the correct choice
aceviru: good editing there
aceviru: I'm just a little guy
centurosproductions: Them being charge counters is unlikely to matter much. It might have some niche benefit in Commander, but I don't see much other benefit.
Tattybojangles69: I really want to play the mono red card that gives your creatures and artifacts warp
bbblehh: @LRRMTG_Judge for limited or standard? cuz in standard i'd love to try and build around cosmogoyf
sallomon33: @LRRMTG_Judge no, but I have an Emmara Brawl deck and all these GW Spacecrafts look pretty spicy for it :>
Sage0fMadness: @LRRMTG_Judge Working on Hearthhull "Artifact lands matter"
MTGDiversity: @LRRMTG_Judge i'm looking forward to getting all kinds of goodies for my Tatyova brawl deck
alcibiade_gratte_poil: Is there another round?
Stormgod519: this song a banger
Stormgod519: yes
Stormgod519: we got I think 2-3 more rounds
alcibiade_gratte_poil: @Stormgod519 TY
Mr_Horrible: 3 I believe
shushu2539: !box
LRRbot: Step one: cut a hole in the box.
Stormgod519:
Thank you JUDGES!!!
DyllonKG: This music is unmatched
Mr_Horrible: Tori v Lua was 4 of 7
Stormgod519: thanks
Stormgod519: Cori is up next, and Wheeler has still yet to play
centurosproductions: The Counter Intelligence Commander deck should have some good stuff for Optimus Prime.
bbblehh: oh wow i got a robocop ad after graham mentioned robocop in the crack-a-pack
sallomon33:
also, it is getting pretty late for me so I guess I'll finish the ppr over the weekend (I won't be seeing Wheelie today :<), goodbye everyone, it was great
KeytarCat: Aight, this viewer exists! anything particularly wonk happen?
Stormgod519: take care sallomon33
RandomTrivia:
Stormgod519: hi Wheeler!
RandomTrivia: Dammit Wheeler
Sarah_Serinde:
Juliamon: !wheeler
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Magic: The Gathering
Stormgod519: pfft
DeM0nFiRe:
RandomTrivia:
ArdCollider: hi wheeler, cam, bob
Jigokuro:
At least it isn't a guest round!
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Opheliaway: Thank you for having us, Wheeler. It's great to chat here.
Stormgod519: and we're here!
HadesLeprechaun: whoa, Cam and Cori were brought by Wizards
Astus42: Is he happy to be here?
thraximore: has wheeler played a round yet? I was gone for dinner
fcloud: serge is nearby! i KNEW i felt judged
Stormgod519: les get it!
LRRMTG_Judge:
and we chat judges are here!
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LRRMTG_Judge:
and everyone thank the mods.
Stormgod519: vrooooooom
A_Dub888: @LRRMTG_Judge how'd you get into my house?
Stormgod519: yes
thraximore: thank you moooooods
Stormgod519:
Thanks Mods 
wedge_x: enthusieepy
Astus42: The flex
r10pez10: o7 judges
LRRbot: Cryogen Relic [1U] | Artifact | When this artifact enters or leaves the battlefield, draw a card. / {1}{U}, Sacrifice this artifact: Put a stun counter on up to one target tapped creature.
Stormgod519: egg?
iris_of_ether: Awawa
Anubis169:
thanks judges
LRRMTG_Judge: @A_Dub888 we were always here - Ku
fcloud: cori secretly also a chocobo
Sage0fMadness:
thanks mods and judges
LRRbot: Umbral Collar Zealot [1B] | Creature — Human Cleric [3/2] | Sacrifice another creature or artifact: Surveil 1.
LRRMTG_Judge: @A_Dub888 I'm a locksmith, and I'm a locksmith. - Natedogg
Opheliaway: Does it go in aristocrats?
Mr_Horrible: TRUE
centurosproductions: Cryogen will be so good in Mishra
wedge_x: @fcloud secretly?
coachNelly: aswking the important questions
Mr_Horrible: what if viscera actually just drew you cards
Krillin_fan: for just one generic mana you too can equip your viscera seer with "Gun"
Derekwillis: I for one could go for some orb right now.
Spades_Slicc: Does it replace viscera seer or do you run both?
Tattybojangles69: Who up pondering their orb
Stormgod519: !card viscera seer
LRRbot: Viscera Seer [B] | Creature — Vampire Wizard [1/1] | Sacrifice a creature: Scry 1.
thraximore: @Spades_Slicc two mana is 100% more mana than one
Stormgod519: seer is 1 mana
centurosproductions: Viscera Seer importantly cost one mana
Opheliaway: you heard him
Sarah_Serinde:
definenull: Oh we've reached this part of the stream already
arbysgaming38: its probably 3rd best free sac outlet after seer and carrion feeder
Mr_Horrible: @Spades_Slicc likely both, free sac outlets are not terribly common
goldreaver: playing around the 0 mana combat tricks
centurosproductions: In most Commander decks, you probably play both
lamina5432: the ability to sacrifice itself too
vinewood_og: Anyone else smell gas?
Simriel: how goes it chat
Simriel: enjoying the set?
aceviru: Very
Stormgod: hi Simriel
Stormgod: we having fun
aceviru: It's been a good day of ppr
Stormgod: we've gone to the last place where magic hasn't yet been...
Stormgod: SPACE!
Stormgod: les goooooo
aceviru: Hi Paul
Sarah: Magic was definitely in space for Unfinity though :P
Skenjamin: Tell Wheeler he rocks
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Stormgod: oh fair enough...
Julie Reno: What was that music its SO GOOD
LRRbot: Cryogen Relic [1U] | Artifact | When this artifact enters or leaves the battlefield, draw a card. / {1}{U}, Sacrifice this artifact: Put a stun counter on up to one target tapped creature.
Werefox Sage: I LOVE Cori's deck name
LRRbot: Umbral Collar Zealot [1B] | Creature — Human Cleric [3/2] | Sacrifice another creature or artifact: Surveil 1.
James Frank: Glad the jellyfish get a union
Pharmacistjudge: and a thank you to the mods as well
Sarah: In this stream we support unions
Jason Korf: does this go into aristocrats, lol
XenoPenumbra: O H
XenoPenumbra: That uhhh That does some work
Sarah: @Pharmacistjudge <3
Stormgod: luv to all the mods and our judges
Fugi: hey now what about YouTube
LRRbot: Desculpting Blast [1U] | Instant | Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. If it was attacking, create a 1/1 colorless Drone artifact creature token with flying and "This token can block only creatures with flying."
LRRbot: Unravel [1UU] | Instant | Counter target spell. If the amount of mana spent to cast that spell was less than its mana value, you draw a card.
lamina5432: @vinewood_og smelled it last fnpf
adamshandy: start of turn actions: untap, draw, no blocks
goldreaver: that is so sad, alexa play unravel
drcthulu: you get nothing
vinewood_og: @lamina5432 yeah they really got get that leak checked out!
hotgreenflames: new CK button, "Main 1, No Blocks"
LRRMTG_Judge: viscera seer functions differently. Viscera seer being scry makes it better for looping sacrifice infinites. the zealot surveils which makes it better for graveyard combo.
Desruprot: good day sir
Stormgod519: warp, impending, etc...
LRRMTG_Judge: Cameron is correct - Ku
PipeSmokingOwl: THAT not this
HadesLeprechaun: so also like, free counterspells
Opheliaway: The spell countered was 2 mv and Cori spent 2 mana to cast it
Stormgod519: OH MY GOD
LRRbot: Exalted Sunborn [3WW] | Creature — Angel Wizard [4/5] | Flying, lifelink / If one or more tokens would be created under your control, twice that many of those tokens are created instead. / Warp {1}{W}
RandomTrivia: Cancel with set mechanic
Stormgod519: that card...
Bugberry: Also counters evoke, cards coming off Suspend, Foretell etc.
Sage0fMadness:
now that would have drawn you a card
Astus42: Can also foil plots
nikmn: the angel doesn't get put into exile until the end step
PipeSmokingOwl: countering fortellers will be a delight
Desruprot: @Astus42 that would make them premium cards
nikmn: it didn't matter there, but it could in the future
Sage0fMadness: countering Treasure Cruise to draw a card? mmmm
PhorrestGaze: You ever cancel a Force of Will and want more upside?
fcloud: wow. just warp-nudging. right there in front of everybody
Bugberry: It can also counter spells that were Discovered/Cascaded into.
Dr_fragenstien: timevault notably unplayable until today
LRRbot: Banishing Light [2W] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until this enchantment leaves the battlefield.
Tattybojangles69: For a 3 mana counter it seems decent at least
centurosproductions: Are foil cards still considered "premium" with all the garbage WOTC is peddling these days?
Sage0fMadness: sac in response yeah
Opheliaway: no regerts
LRRbot: Syr Vondam, the Lucent [2WBB] | Legendary Creature — Human Knight [4/4] | Deathtouch, lifelink / Whenever Syr Vondam enters or attacks, other creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain deathtouch until end of turn.
Stormgod519: yeah
Stormgod519: this card is bonkers
RandomTrivia: This is such a cool signpost uncommon
Pharmacistjudge: they are considered premium according to WoTC but on the secondary market, foils are often cheaper than non-foils.
crashco17: Oh em gee
Desruprot: been seeing a lot of Syr Vondam
ThorOfKenya: was that 2 cards cast?
Mr_Bitterness: Yeah, he's very good
Sage0fMadness: knight typal decks rejoice
Semaph:
@centurosproductions The Pringle cards? Should get a special box for it, with a curve Nah, I think it's getting better in quality. The amount of special versions though. It gives a lot of options, let's say it like that
goldreaver: everything is unblockable basically
Spades_Slicc: Yeah but it has 3 pips
crashco17: Yabuy
RandomTrivia: O R B
kumatsu: Cameron wants it all
Stormgod519: your what Cam?
gualdhar: why does white/black always get the kick ass signpost uncommons? clearly white/blue needs the pushed ones
goldreaver: can you put stun counters on untapped creatures?
Sage0fMadness: yes
coachNelly: please Mr BeanBag was my father
Pharmacistjudge: what did you expect for Syr (jean claude) vondam, the lucent?
Mr_Bitterness: @goldreaver Yes, but the Orb specifies tapped crature
Manitu_25: his name is welly, please and thank you!
HEXP1XEL: @gualdhar because its the best colour combo, fight me
drcthulu: wheeler is more of a bean bag
coachNelly: oh yeah i forgot about welly
crashco17: Wheeler I don't even know er
Jesper_aka_Mordachai:
"One step beyond" (Madness) 
Sage0fMadness: Soon may the Welly man come
Astus42: Cam wants every card to draw cards XD
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LRRbot: Desculpting Blast [1U] | Instant | Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. If it was attacking, create a 1/1 colorless Drone artifact creature token with flying and "This token can block…
Stormgod: hi Fugi
LRRbot: Unravel [1UU] | Instant | Counter target spell. If the amount of mana spent to cast that spell was less than its mana value, you draw a card.
fgnsfgnsfgn: cameron go ahead and draw a card for fun
LRRbot: Exalted Sunborn [3WW] | Creature — Angel Wizard [4/5] | Flying, lifelink / If one or more tokens would be created under your control, twice that many of those tokens are created instead. / Warp {1}{W}
Jason Korf: Cancel with potential upside
LRRbot: Banishing Light [2W] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until this enchantment leaves the battlefield.
Jason Korf: Finally, Time Vault is broken
LRRbot: Syr Vondam, the Lucent [2WBB] | Legendary Creature — Human Knight [4/4] | Deathtouch, lifelink / Whenever Syr Vondam enters or attacks, other creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain deathtouch until…
aceviru: Oh ya bud
Michael Raymond: branded bead bag seems like perfect merch
Stormgod519: jeez...
LRRMTG_Judge: @goldreaver it is possible to put stun counters on untapped creatures, but every method is a bit convoluted.
Sage0fMadness:
Astus42: Not that you know of
crashco17: Pwn3d n00b
Astus42: C-combo
Dog_of_Myth: Oh, that's good
RandomTrivia: Now that's just good value right there
rhys_enn: Damn..
Stormgod519: gross
Sage0fMadness: Syr Vondam: "what are you doing to my perigee"
drcthulu: Cameron's running hot
Mr_Bitterness: Cameron is unleashing 10% of his power
thraximore:
RandomTrivia: Cameron has had a cup of value and has now woken up
Astus42: The value has gotten him going
Stormgod519: lol
DMGlol: man I love cameron's deck name
coachNelly: its cool though the orzhov mage can reanimate the izzet one
drcthulu: The izzet mage was killed by the dimir mage
Murfburffle: what is "the gathering"? that all this magis is gathering into?
kumatsu: The Izzet mage was sacrificed to trigger all of Cameron's aristocrats
Pharmacistjudge: the izzet mage is just very eepy
thraximore: "Syr Vondam" sounds a lot like the latin word "Servandum", which means "worthy of saving"
thraximore: neat
Astus42: The Izzet mage died before he could have coffee
Sage0fMadness: oh damn that is neat
Sage0fMadness: @thraximore i can't imagine that was an accident
nyc_mtg: if you have 2 Beckoners and the sacrifice to surveil creature, hoo baby you're cooking
couchboyj: Pale U Dot works very well in text
thraximore: I suspect it was intentional
Garfman314: adam's sagan was impeccible
smurfomancer: No pale uwu dot?
agentofsaruman69: why is one of cam's creatures red?
Astus42: All of them?
Opheliaway: @agentofsaruman69 the lighting
eshplode: @agentofsaruman69 Redshift
Wolfstrike_NL: Cardreader for chat borked?
crashco17: Redshit
An_IRL_Rabbit: Weftblade seems like a really good common for draft
Tattybojangles69: @agentofsaruman69 aura, the creature is rizzed up
Spades_Slicc: @crashco17 better see a doctor
Sage0fMadness: we know only war
Phrawger: triple dose of big attackers swinging in; call that a three-body problem
agentofsaruman69: @Tattybojangles69 plz no
crashco17: No first strike only triple strike
Astus42: Only last strike
Opheliaway: i unironically want the return of triple strike and last strike
LRRbot: Virus Beetle [1B] | Artifact Creature — Insect [1/1] | When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card.
Garfman314: errybody loves virus beetle!
crashco17: It's words ben
Spades_Slicc: It's a pitch not a story
Astus42: Only for Wheeler
RandomTrivia: Thanks, Graham!
Opheliaway: Thank you, Graham!
letsbelgo: wheeeeler
jwholla: thank you grandma
dumbo3k: Thank you, Graham!
aceviru: Cam is popping off
Jason Korf: it's happening
Jason Korf: Now he needs a Blood Artist
SmithKurosaki: I mean, Silas :p
Jason Korf: The izzet mage was sacrificed to the Orzhov mage for a drain and a 1/1 human token
LRRbot: Virus Beetle [1B] | Artifact Creature — Insect [1/1] | When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card.
Pywodwagon: "which drink is for a child"
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Astus42: Thank you, Graham!
NonjaBiru: Thank Graham
LRRbot: Exalted Sunborn [3WW] | Creature — Angel Wizard [4/5] | Flying, lifelink / If one or more tokens would be created under your control, twice that many of those tokens are created instead. / Warp {1}{W}
Derekwillis: Always tip your Grahams.
definenull: Wheeler has one (1) drink
Garfman314: can you warp something from warp?
letsbelgo: Don't tip Graham, he is tall and can hurt himself
Splosion: Mr. Blue Sky, tell me why, you double tokens...
gsyhiap: @Derekwillis What if your Graham prefers to remain upright?
LRRbot: Mechanozoa [4UU] | Artifact Creature — Robot Jellyfish [5/5] | When this creature enters, tap target artifact or creature an opponent controls and put a stun counter on it. / Warp {2}{U}
Cptasparagus: Related to Caparocti Sunborn?
RandomTrivia:
Wolfstrike_NL: me-chan ozoa
teeelbee: cori tried to use the hand ward technique
coachNelly: he asked
GasCityGaming: Black-lander but to the tune of the Black Adder intro
Astus42: Perhaps Caparocoti is from space 🤔
coachNelly: it's been a venngeful day
gsyhiap: The montage is Cam just reading a book.
Astus42: And going mhm every so often
crashco17: H4h4
RandomTrivia:
MTGDiversity:
stepped away and missed the @LRRMTG_Judge thank you slide so belated thanks to all the judges helping out today
coachNelly:
jwholla: hahaha
Derekwillis: Bruh
crashco17: It is a card rampant growth
DyllonKG: @crashco17 that's the joke
RandomTrivia:
Nah, that would be far too powerful
centurosproductions: They should make in into a card. They could even call it something like "Wayfarer's Bauble"
crashco17: The joke is wayfarers bauble
TheWriterAleph: i remember back when space was the only place untouched by capitalism... smdh
Astus42: Ryan Reynolds doesn't want to go back to space
LRRbot: Mechanozoa [4UU] | Artifact Creature — Robot Jellyfish [5/5] | When this creature enters, tap target artifact or creature an opponent controls and put a stun counter on it. / Warp {2}{U}
Astus42: @TheWriterAleph Tim Curry misses those days
Omentuva: Nice one.
jwholla: what a display, a zealous one in fact
RandomTrivia:
Spades_Slicc: Trumpet blast that untaps your board?
Stormgod519: lol
yakbop: Cool play but Corry is still dobs?
Stormgod519: wow
yakbop: Cori*
Wolfstrike_NL:
Cori clawing back from being down on 2
Stormgod519: Cori maybe has a shot
coachNelly: more like Trumpet Banned
coachNelly: i'll see myself out
yakbop: Nvm
Stormgod519: yeah its 1 mana...
crashco17: Oh um gee
centurosproductions: Real good Mortal Wound
couchboyj: Blue'd Blade
sure1eaf: for juan mana?!
Stormgod519: scraping?
crashco17: Juan blew
centurosproductions: Cam might be cooked
letsbelgo: so....boardwipe?
RandomTrivia: YESSSS
LRRbot: Thrumming Hivepool [6] | Artifact | Affinity for Slivers / Slivers you control have double strike and haste. / At the beginning of your upkeep, create two 1/1 colorless Sliver creature tokens.
dumbo3k: Sloup!
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LRRbot: Exalted Sunborn [3WW] | Creature — Angel Wizard [4/5] | Flying, lifelink / If one or more tokens would be created under your control, twice that many of those tokens are created instead. / Warp {1}{W}
LRRbot: Mechanozoa [4UU] | Artifact Creature — Robot Jellyfish [5/5] | When this creature enters, tap target artifact or creature an opponent controls and put a stun counter on it. / Warp {2}{U}
Revenant77x: Graham will remain in his full upright position, no tipping
aceviru: Bird!
SmithKurosaki: Squeak!
Stormgod: ca caaaaaw
James Frank: Cue centuries ago, Cameron figuring out how to make paper in order for M:tG to someday exist, just for this moment
rkk667: nice one wheeler I gotchu
Jaime Grijalba: wheeler wants to disrespect rampant growth so bad hahahah
LRRbot: Mechanozoa [4UU] | Artifact Creature — Robot Jellyfish [5/5] | When this creature enters, tap target artifact or creature an opponent controls and put a stun counter on it. / Warp {2}{U}
Sarah: Our hero who has 25 more life than his opponent
Iziah Gile: And thus, tjhe pendulum swings
Alan Baldwin: I feel like I’m watching wheeler age in real time
LRRbot: Thrumming Hivepool [6] | Artifact | Affinity for Slivers / Slivers you control have double strike and haste. / At the beginning of your upkeep, create two 1/1 colorless Sliver creature tokens.
RandomTrivia: The bowl of slivers is here!
jwholla: did everyone get a thrumming hivepool?
Astus42: Slivers are back on the menu boys!
Tattybojangles69: The return of the thicc slivers
centurosproductions: *two* tokens??
crashco17: Wut thu freak
yakbop: Here for lorwynn?
comrade_cerpint: good soup
Hansk_and_Boo: Sliverblossom
Ghostwispher: I arrive and see a Sliver pool. What a time to be alive
centurosproductions: I guess they had to make it do something in a world without Slivers
Juliamon: You get a pool! You get a pool! Everyone gets a pool!
Dromos_GHG: so at least 3 people opened Hivepool?
LRRbot: Mechan Assembler [4U] | Artifact Creature — Robot Artificer [4/4] | Whenever another artifact you control enters, create a 2/2 colorless Robot artifact creature token. This ability triggers only once each turn.
centurosproductions: Time to pull Hivestone out of the vault
MTGDiversity: oooh i think there's one of those pools in my house for silverfish instead of slivers
theamc2000: the Slivermen
yakbop: Cameron's sliverpool being with his lands is confusing me lol
Stormgod519: Sliverfish!
dumbo3k: @MTGDiversity Sliverfish, if you will
Ghostwispher: @MTGDiversity ooof
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LRRbot: Desculpting Blast [1U] | Instant | Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. If it was attacking, create a 1/1 colorless Drone artifact creature token with flying and "This token can block only creatures with flying."
letsbelgo: rip cam
LRRbot: Dubious Delicacy [2B] | Artifact — Food | Flash / When this artifact enters, up to one target creature gets −3/−3 until end of turn. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Target opponent loses 3 life.
yakbop: Dubious delicacy is so cool
somerandomperson199: I get to see this live!
Ghostwispher: Only costs 5 now because affinity for slivers!!!
couchboyj: Oh lawd, he thrummin'
Astus42: More soup for Cam
letsbelgo: affinity!
RandomTrivia: Sweet, Affinity for Slivers mattered!
dumbo3k: Oh wow, Cori is back up to 20 hp, from 2
MTGDiversity: @dumbo3k brb adding an NPC to
LRRMTG_Judge: everyone mark it off your PPR bingo card.
letsbelgo: @dumbo3k the power of the union and working together
jwholla: that angel seems good
punahougirl84: What a game!
Astus42: Cam might be cooked
Stormgod519: wow
Stormgod519: well then
RandomTrivia: Oh no, the food!
Stormgod519: GGs
the_only_pirate_in_hr: sick comeback from 2 Cori
RandomTrivia: Or did he eat it already?
rhys_enn: could you not sac the food?
Astus42: Untaps for blocking
crashco17: There's only 26 letters calm down
drcthulu: even 6
RandomTrivia:
Understandable!
Dog_of_Myth: I already have Wheeler
Angreed66: Cori turned the corner
Stormgod519: Lol
dumbo3k: @rhys_enn I think it would've only healed 2, which would've still been lethal
Fruan: I already gave up - why do you think I'm here?
Stormgod519: yeah that's the current button
vinewood_og: Waaay ahead of you
Stormgod519: I have 3 of them rn
gsyhiap: Whatever you say, Wheeler.
Derekwillis: Oh please Wheeler, I've given up on life.
lamina5432: we are already defeated to give up
RandomTrivia:
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Just distract us with keys
Seth_Erickson: I'm giving up all the time. You're just not around to see it.
Tattybojangles69: Make them have it and then ignore it
MTGDiversity: @MTGDiversity err adding an NPC to D&D campaign on Ravnica: Simic biomancer inventing sliverfish
Elboron_Sr: Wheeler trying to Rick Roll us with Never Gonna Give You Up
rhys_enn: @dumbo3k cant that one -3/-3 something tho?
Fantusta: I give up very quickly in all parts of my life
RandomTrivia: Words are hard
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crashco17: Sometimes wotc erratas their green murder
gsyhiap: But wurds r hurd.
dumbo3k: @rhys_enn only on ETB. the Sac is either deal 3 dmg to opponent, or heal 2 I think
Dog_of_Myth:
aceviru: They are here!
Stormgod: more sliver soup
Stormgod: lol
OVERKiLL!: 🍲
Jaime Grijalba: all tied up
LRRbot: Mechan Assembler [4U] | Artifact Creature — Robot Artificer [4/4] | Whenever another artifact you control enters, create a 2/2 colorless Robot artifact creature token. This ability triggers only once…
Alan Baldwin: Fair but you get my point lmao
LRRbot: Desculpting Blast [1U] | Instant | Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. If it was attacking, create a 1/1 colorless Drone artifact creature token with flying and "This token can block…
LRRbot: Dubious Delicacy [2B] | Artifact — Food | Flash / When this artifact enters, up to one target creature gets −3/−3 until end of turn. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life. / {2}, {T}, …
Famous Stranger: hey gang! hope everyone has a good PRR & a good time watching the PPR i'll watch the VOD
aceviru: True, make them have it was a button recently
centurosproductions: I wish I could give up. Instead I just want to bang my head against the wall whenever there are cute girls around.
Fantusta: I'm giving up tonight frankly, had a couple forks in me already
iris_of_ether:
crashco17: Warp is like ward
RangerAlpha7:
Cori 
Ghostwispher: I was just typing as Cori said it
rhys_enn: Everything is Kicker
Fruan: It's the illicit child between evoke and adventure
Astus42: Warp is like evoke
LRRMTG_Judge:
warp are split cards not kicker.
MagicLand74: Hello @loadingreadyrun . Thanks lot of for every content before pré release 😉
theamc2000: this is an evoke variant
accountmadeforants:
The cards having lots of words is flavourful, it's technobabble
teeelbee: warp is like adventure
Stormgod519: lol
crashco17: Warp are triple faced modal cards
Astus42: Yes, yes there is
crashco17: Cameron lander
Garfman314: how brave of you cam
wedge_x: forget something new every day
centurosproductions: @accountmadeforants Good theory, except it's in every set.
vinewood_og: Quiet, you!
RandomTrivia:
It's the opposable thumbs and cognitive dissonance
gsyhiap: Learning nothing, through spite.
Dog_of_Myth:
DyllonKG: our capacity for chosen ignorance lol
Ghostwispher: To quote Kathleen from Friday Nights "Live and don't learn"
Astus42: What makes us human is we're definitely flawed XD
MTGDiversity: warp is unearth flashback adventure kicker
Stormgod519: ooooof
centurosproductions: @Ghostwispher *Sonic disliked that*
crashco17: Mull to 0
crashco17: I missed the pre pre prerelease who winnered
Mr_Horrible: "None, I thought this was Hearthstone"
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Chesul: My favorite answer to that is just a stone faced "45".
Ghostwispher: I've run 11 in vintage Cube. Had 4 moxen though
goombalax: "the biggest spell in my deck is 6, so....6"
RandomTrivia: Zenith Flare was such an outrageous card
MTGDiversity: I definitely played 12 in Ikoria once or twice
yakbop: That deck was so toxic in the draft
letsbelgo: tour de franch
Earthenone: !time
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gualdhar: what would win: a limited deck, or a non-Dredge modern deck that mulled to 0?
crashco17: I played 45 lands in my lost in the woods deck
iris_of_ether: Hnnnnn
RandomTrivia:
Earthenone 
andrew632: lol @ Wheeler
yakbop: 5 don't let wheeler lie to you chat
Angreed66: 5 years?
4AMDonuts: ikoria was during the pandemic, so 8 years tracks...
Stormgod519: yeah
centurosproductions: Lost In The Woods was a deck of all time.
Mr_Horrible: I did do a double-take for a second there
crashco17: Ikoria was 13 years ago Oldge
Stormgod519: I mean, its still March 2020
LRRbot: Cryogen Relic [1U] | Artifact | When this artifact enters or leaves the battlefield, draw a card. / {1}{U}, Sacrifice this artifact: Put a stun counter on up to one target tapped creature.
RandomTrivia: E G G
Stormgod519: lol
Astus42: Ponder the orb
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Bugberry: It was the first set during Lockdown. It had the Death Corona
VVVC_SMITE: chat, you're gonna learn today
Mr_Horrible: well, not in this economy
RandomTrivia: @VVVC_SMITE Nuh uh, shan't
Stormgod519: its not an artifact...
crashco17: Alpha was 58 years ago Awarge
Splosion: artificer, not artifact
fcloud: these nuts aint gonna play themselves wheeler
Chesul: one makes Nutnog one makes L'Eggume.
iris_of_ether: Bigger than before
shushu2539: I'm still waiting for Wheeler to finish his chicken in the living room story
Mr_Horrible: Spiderman's GAY????
Stormgod519: bigger than before...
hd_dabnado: remember the ally that everybody played in BFZ? this jellyfish remembers
RandomTrivia:
Astus42: Get me pictures of Spider-Man!
James_LRR: it was a bad joke
Stormgod519: lol
Stormgod519: hi James
centurosproductions: What does Spiderman have to do with jellyfish? I missed something.
Angreed66: James is right
Mr_Horrible: James taking to chat to rip on that
crashco17: I have a 178 page paper due in 3 minutes and here I am cringing to nerd jokes
gualdhar: James also thinks Krypto isn't a good dog
fcloud: big serge react
Drum0_0:
DeM0nFiRe:
thraximore:
DecaDang:
RandomTrivia:
Timagio: w a r m t h
Astus42: Chat needed to know first
NornsFelidar: quickly give wheeler another copy to make the joke better!
drcthulu: deserved
centurosproductions: @gualdhar He's a dog on the blockchain.
James Frank: So many times I have had an opponent concede when I have nothing going on
OVERKiLL!: Worf
OVERKiLL!: LAUGH
Robert Hultgren: Hey Youtube chat, there are more people watching the stream and in chat than likes on the stream. If you are one of us who forgot to hit the like button, its easy free engagment for the channel
OVERKiLL!: ding
James Frank: Cori is wrong, there are several days I learn nothing.
aceviru: Also the EoE link
Michael Raymond: sixteen or eighteen
OVERKiLL!: uhhhhh, how many lands you running?
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Sarah: I am not bold enough to run 13 lands XD
Michael Raymond: I can't imagine a person would ever run seventeen lands
OVERKiLL!: 15 e z in b01
aceviru: The good old times.
Michael Raymond: Zenith Flare PTSD
Werefox Sage: FIVE years ago, not eight
OVERKiLL!: cycling deck was nuts
OVERKiLL!: i liked ikoria
LRRbot: Cryogen Relic [1U] | Artifact | When this artifact enters or leaves the battlefield, draw a card. / {1}{U}, Sacrifice this artifact: Put a stun counter on up to one target tapped creature.
Jorian: NUT
aceviru: Donuts are delicious
OVERKiLL!: i wanted the scale of the "behemoths" to be much much bigger
heavenlyevan: Quick someone show Wheeler Gaelicat
aceviru: Just a few weeks till spoilers
heavenlyevan: (The Spider-Man "first look" is this weekend)
James Frank: What is wrong with drinks being warm?
Iziah Gile: everything
aceviru: it's hot, you're hot, drink's hot
battlegander: sentient artifacts.
RandomTrivia:
It is absolutely not
Stormgod519: I dont think it is...
fcloud: of all the lrrlings, i never thought cori would be the one to morb
centurosproductions: If Cori had The Ozolith, that would be real nice.
Stormgod519: no
Ghostwispher: Aren't the special guests just lands?
Astus42: Temporary counters are better than one less counter
rhys_enn: Warp is gonna fit so well into my Kellan The Kid commander deck
CrossXhunteR: warping wail?
Stormgod519: lol
DeM0nFiRe:
Mr_Horrible: "Gravblade Heavy" me when I pick up a gravblade
Stormgod519: that's very good
battlegander: @Ghostwispher that's bonus sheet, special guests have really cool art.
Timagio: badumtish
RandomTrivia:
RandomTrivia: "unlike friendly fire"
gualdhar: *thump*
drcthulu: I've been gravblading all day
Splosion: now we just need an artifact
LRRbot: Space-Time Anomaly [2WU] | Sorcery | Target player mills cards equal to your life total.
letsbelgo: cori be poggin
RandomTrivia: OH
Stormgod519: WHAT?
Timagio: OOF
Tonemanzero: lol
Ghostwispher: Lets go
DeM0nFiRe:
TheWooglie:
thraximore:
Wolfstrike_NL: WHAaT?
Stormgod519: what is this?!?
Astus42: DAMN
Opheliaway:
drcthulu: get milled
HEXP1XEL: best rare in the set
eshplode:
Arimus221:
Stormgod519: what in the hell?!?
Juliamon:
comrade_cerpint: ON CURVE
iris_of_ether: OMG
Garfman314: that's concerningly cheap
JKBalch: Whooo! Limited Mill
LRRbot: Codecracker Hound [2U] | Creature — Dog [2/1] | When this creature enters, look at the top two cards of your library. Put one into your hand and the other into your graveyard. / Warp {2}{U}
andrew632:
mill 20 for 4 mana?
e_bloc: yessss
LRRbot: Thrumming Hivepool [6] | Artifact | Affinity for Slivers / Slivers you control have double strike and haste. / At the beginning of your upkeep, create two 1/1 colorless Sliver creature tokens.
LRRbot: Dubious Delicacy [2B] | Artifact — Food | Flash / When this artifact enters, up to one target creature gets −3/−3 until end of turn. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Target opponent loses 3 life.
LRRbot: Monoist Circuit-Feeder [4BB] | Artifact Creature — Nautilus [4/4] | Flying / When this creature enters, until end of turn, target creature you control gets +X/+0 and target creature an opponent controls gets −0/−X, where X is the number of artifacts you control.
LRRbot: Uthros Scanship [3U] | Artifact — Spacecraft | When this Spacecraft enters, draw two cards, then discard a card. / Station / STATION 8+ / Flying / 4/4
RandomTrivia: Oh no that is going to be BACKBREAKING in 2HG
LRRbot: Mechanozoa [4UU] | Artifact Creature — Robot Jellyfish [5/5] | When this creature enters, tap target artifact or creature an opponent controls and put a stun counter on it. / Warp {2}{U}
ElektroTal: i mean, we had Mill 10 for 2 mana in ravnica city of guilds
LRRbot: Alpharael, Dreaming Acolyte [1UB] | Legendary Creature — Human Cleric [2/3] | When Alpharael enters, draw two cards. Then discard two cards unless you discard an artifact card. / During your turn, Alpharael has deathtouch.
thraximore: cool deck Cam!
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ElektroTal: so mill 20 for 4 seems fair
Stormgod519: jeez louis Cori...
JKBalch: Thank you LRRbot
couchboyj: Should have put a shuffle Eldrazi Titan in your sealed deck. Rookie mistake.
crashco17: 10
drcthulu: it would be a shame if someone made you mill half of it
henrizzle: how about mill 40 for 4 mana in commander
ContingentCat:
Dog_of_Myth:
TheWooglie:
Ghostwispher: Nine turns to win is easy for Cam
Anubis169:
wedge_x: bonus chat spam LOL
Sarah_Serinde:
LilyOfTheVeil666:
Bugberry: Those 20 were the bad part of the deck.
drcthulu:
centurosproductions: Speaking of Special Guests, are they still in Play Boosters?
fcloud: he HAD a cool deck
Opheliaway: Is mill viable in standard now?
Plasterboard: MILL is such a fun mechanic, I love it when people are made to not be able to play the game.
Anubis169:
hihi Sarah
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
JKBalch: I think Cameron might be experiencing envy
Desruprot:
Sarah_Serinde:
Anubis169 Hi, I've been here the whole time
Bugberry: @Plasterboard Mill doesn't stop you from playing.
Anubis169:
Yeye, it's me that just got back 
DNAli3n: are there any giveaways? i'm considering going to bed, but if there are some, i'll wait till after this round and watch the rest tomorrow
Astus42: YES
LRRbot: Fell Gravship [2B] | Artifact — Spacecraft | When this Spacecraft enters, mill three cards, then return a creature or Spacecraft card from your graveyard to your hand. / Station / STATION 8+ / Flying, lifelink / 3/2
Stormgod519: LOL
Dog_of_Myth: Yes
RandomTrivia: Bahahahahah YES
DiscordianTokkan: HAH
Sarah_Serinde:
incredible
centurosproductions: @Plasterboard It doesn't stop you from playing the game any more than dealing 20 damage to you does. In fact, in some decks, being milled lets you play the game even harder!
Plasterboard: @Bugberry I am not that stupid. I know that. Mill is using a game construction mechanic against the user.
couchboyj: Cinema
RandomTrivia:
RandomTrivia: Who even needs lands
NornsFelidar: wow
nyc_mtg: absolute cinema
Greendrag13: Speedrunning!
Wolfstrike_NL: Whauwwwwww!
JKBalch: Cameron!
drcthulu: hot hands
Timagio: Amongst Them
yofl: +2
Stormgod519: LOL WHeeler...
nyc_mtg: the premiere deck thinner of the format
Astus42: Cam threw up a little XD
fcloud: so in commander... they mill 40?
Desruprot: its not sus
accountmadeforants: Incredible
Anubis169: just the one
jwholla: wheeler is on fire
Stormgod519: Charbelcher! Charbelcher!
Dog_of_Myth: Bet it's on the bottom too
Derekwillis: Wheeler really out here aggroing all of chat with these jokes.
Plasterboard: Just watch how muc Cam is able to play in this game effectively after being milled for 20.
Plasterboard: Lots of fun
Bugberry: @Plasterboard I assumed you weren't. It's using an alternate game end state, one that many decks can actually benefit from.
Angreed66:
quick wheeler check the bottom card
henrizzle: warp
Spades_Slicc: might as well have used your 2/4
nyc_mtg: special guest clear the mind?
TheMerricat: Chat, could that card that Cam just used be used to get around Warp? i.e. you add the effect to another warped creature and when it leaves it returns 'as normal'?
Stormgod519: lol
gibbousm: people don't like having their cards taken away from them
Drum0_0: warp
theamc2000: more of a loss than a problem
henrizzle: @TheMerricat yes there is an infinite combo with it
zefinderus: it's cause magic players are bad at threat eval
CrossXhunteR: it's like counter spells vs kill spells.
Stormgod519: @TheMerricat warp doesnt kill the creature iirc...
Ghostwispher: @TheMerricat warp goes to exile not graveyard
henrizzle: in the set
DyllonKG: it's agency more than anything
thefiringphoenix: @TheMerricat no, because thats not "dying"
LRRbot: Mechan Assembler [4U] | Artifact Creature — Robot Artificer [4/4] | Whenever another artifact you control enters, create a 2/2 colorless Robot artifact creature token. This ability triggers only once each turn.
DyllonKG: the ability to interact
CamoYuki: Mill is a lot harder to interact with than threatening creatures. I think that is the frustration
Angreed66: There are more answers to questing beast than mill in most decks
Greendrag13: @TheMerricat If the warp creature dies while Perigree Beckoned, it would in fact stay in on the return
Tonemanzero: Mill removes possibility for most decks, so most players have a violent reaction to it.
Stormgod519: but yeah
Kentosaurus: mill feels bad when it feels like the players are not playing the same game
Manitu_25: did somebody say manaless funtimes?
Stormgod519: if it died before it would get exiled to warp, then yes it stays
LRRbot: Space-Time Anomaly [2WU] | Sorcery | Target player mills cards equal to your life total.
aceviru: ohhh
aceviru: Cam is taking psychic damage
LRRbot: Codecracker Hound [2U] | Creature — Dog [2/1] | When this creature enters, look at the top two cards of your library. Put one into your hand and the other into your graveyard. / Warp {2}{U}
LRRbot: Thrumming Hivepool [6] | Artifact | Affinity for Slivers / Slivers you control have double strike and haste. / At the beginning of your upkeep, create two 1/1 colorless Sliver creature tokens.
LRRbot: Dubious Delicacy [2B] | Artifact — Food | Flash / When this artifact enters, up to one target creature gets −3/−3 until end of turn. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life. / {2}, {T}, …
LRRbot: Monoist Circuit-Feeder [4BB] | Artifact Creature — Nautilus [4/4] | Flying / When this creature enters, until end of turn, target creature you control gets +X/+0 and target creature an opponent contr…
LRRbot: Uthros Scanship [3U] | Artifact — Spacecraft | When this Spacecraft enters, draw two cards, then discard a card. / Station / STATION 8+ / Flying / 4/4
James Frank: So many hivepools today
LRRbot: Mechanozoa [4UU] | Artifact Creature — Robot Jellyfish [5/5] | When this creature enters, tap target artifact or creature an opponent controls and put a stun counter on it. / Warp {2}{U}
LRRbot: Alpharael, Dreaming Acolyte [1UB] | Legendary Creature — Human Cleric [2/3] | When Alpharael enters, draw two cards. Then discard two cards unless you discard an artifact card. / During your turn, Al…
LRRbot: Virus Beetle [1B] | Artifact Creature — Insect [1/1] | When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card.
aceviru: LET'S GO CORI
Sarah: totally fine
rkk667: way to go cori oh my god
LRRbot: Fell Gravship [2B] | Artifact — Spacecraft | When this Spacecraft enters, mill three cards, then return a creature or Spacecraft card from your graveyard to your hand. / Station / STATION 8+ / Flying…
aceviru: yes!
Evidences: Cameron not maintaining graveyard order is upsetting me!
aceviru: good joke Wheeler
James Frank: technically being dead is very stable...
Iziah Gile: Warp exile
LRRbot: Mechan Assembler [4U] | Artifact Creature — Robot Artificer [4/4] | Whenever another artifact you control enters, create a 2/2 colorless Robot artifact creature token. This ability triggers only once…
Kiarru: seeing cori mill cam for 20 is just what i needed after a long day at work
Opheliaway: SPAAACE
Bugberry: Mill is often more psychologically threatening than actually threatening.
gibbousm: if you show a casual player the Dredge mechanic they'll think it was a pretty mid limited only mechanic with maybe like 1-2 playables in old type 2
DaFhaye: I guess same reason people don't like theft
centurosproductions: Limited is about the only place where casual mill is actually a problem.
RandomTrivia: Braincells are overrated
crashco17: Stay shun
LRRMTG_Judge:
Mill is limited is very different from Mill in constructed. Mill 20 in a 60 card format is nothing. Mill 20 in a 40 card format is significant.
Bugberry: What usually kills are the other cards that prevent the opponent from killing the Mill player.
benjamin_wheeler: right but the trick is you don’t need to interact with or answer mill until the very last card
centurosproductions: Because the game is so much slower *and* decks are so much smaller
Krillin_fan: Cameron out here lording his single braincell over the rest of us T_T
Stormgod519: true
crashco17: Mill doesn't matter just side into 100 cards
Stormgod519: the only card that matters is the last one...
TheMerricat: I don't mind milling, cause being milled you still have a chance to get your card back. None of the theft mechanics I've seen let you do that AND you now are fighting both your deck and theirs.
gibbousm: I got to wipe a board with Necroplasm recently
Angreed66: just like only the last life matters
Ghostwispher: Mill in modern is basically just as good as the number of archive traps in the opening hand
Bugberry: People have wanted Limited formats to slow down recently, so this seems like the logical conclusion to that.
putz12a: Mill is psychological for sure... I do remember that I REALLY hated it because one of the things it did was mill out all of the stuff I had to defend against mill without being able to use them.
Stormgod519: I don't mind Mill
LRRMTG_Judge:
sealed by its very nature is slower than draft.
Garfman314: rules question, can you warp from warp?
centurosproductions: @TheMerricat There are plenty of theft mechanics that let you get your card back. A lot of traditional theft cards are auras. And in many other it doesn't matter that much because they had to pay for your card anyway.
Denis_Dobrolubov: @Garfman314 No.
crashco17: @garfman314 warp is from hand
RandomTrivia: @Garfman314 Nope, you can only warp from your hand
Dog_of_Myth: @Garfman314 No
LRRMTG_Judge: @Garfman314 Nope, specifically from Hand - Ku
Angreed66: can only warp from hand
Garfman314: thanks!
TheMerricat:
@TheMerricat ah I'm thinking of heist then.
LRRbot: Anticausal Vestige [6] | Creature — Eldrazi [7/5] | When this creature leaves the battlefield, draw a card, then you may put a permanent card with mana value less than or equal to the number of lands you control from your hand onto the battlefield tapped. / Warp {4}
crashco17: Eldrazi too
crashco17: Theme deck
Stormgod519: haha, its dabbingh
Mr_Horrible: more of that strange oil with the arms and a head... probably nothing
RandomTrivia: Yessss
centurosproductions: But then you got things like flickering Agent of Treachery...
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RandomTrivia: The plains was milled but it didn't matter!
Stormgod519: jesus
JKBalch: Cards in Cameron's library? More or less than Cori's health
thraximore: fewer
crashco17: He has at least 2
CamoYuki: Cori's sleeves look really cool
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centurosproductions: @Mr_Horrible Nah, we eradicated that strange oil. In one set that really should have been two.
Bugberry: @centurosproductions you mean Aftermath?
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crashco17: 30 means 03 in England
centurosproductions: @Bugberry Aftermath didn't exist. You cannot convince me it did.
Bugberry: @centurosproductions still in Standard
niccus: "a billion hp" means 1,000,000,000,000
RandomTrivia:
Fruan: Hubris!
crashco17: Lel
iarethel0ser: No fear.
Stormgod519: lol
RandomTrivia: Send that message!
drcthulu: holy day
JKBalch: Cameron!
Sage0fMadness: I see you also like to live dangerously
centurosproductions: Look how much playing Cam got in even after getting milled for 20!
CrossXhunteR: achievement unlocked
rhys_enn: WOW
RandomTrivia: You know what *IS* on the special guest list? Darkness!
Stormgod519: achievo unlocked
aceviru: Well it only milled that much because of the life total. could be a 4 mana donut
TheSilverGekko: pretty sure you don't have to maintain graveyard order unless you are playing in a format that uses cards earlier than urzas saga
aceviru: we go to flunge step
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aceviru: oh my
Stormgod: sick dab
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aceviru: cards these days. so much value
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aceviru: haha
Sarah: Cameron is making a statement
LRRbot: Haliya, Guided by Light [2W] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [3/3] | Whenever Haliya or another creature or artifact you control enters, you gain 1 life. / At the beginning of your end step, draw a card if you've gained 3 or more life this turn. / Warp {W}
couchboyj:
JKBalch: Achievement for winning on an empty library!
accountmadeforants:
Stormgod519: ohg wow haliya
letsbelgo: hell yeah cam
ThorOfKenya: Clap Amazing game
Arimus221:
What a (Lab) maniac
GasCityGaming: there's a VERY good story
Opheliaway: i still need to read the story
jwholla: i heard Adam knew the story
Opheliaway: i hope its good
eshplode:
RandomTrivia: Excellent games so far this match
centurosproductions: The story for this set is actually not terrible.
Spades_Slicc: That's an arena cheevo
GasCityGaming: the story is also in audio form on WOTCs youtube if you like audio books
Mr_Bitterness: Do more people win or lose with zero cards in library?
FaceSigma: Add the doggies Cam!!
Sage0fMadness: I'd say it is several categories better than "not terrible"
RandomTrivia: In 2HG the UW one is going to be absurd
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RandomTrivia: 4 mana mill 30 is wild
Bugberry: The Traumatize Wrath can also target both players.
Stormgod519: oh?
Timagio: It's working
Dog_of_Myth: I'll allow it
Opheliaway: 3UBB: destroy all creatures and ANY number of players mill half
iris_of_ether:
Himyul: I love curry!
drcthulu: Dog enjoyers rejoice
nyc_mtg: which curry flavor is twitch chat?
Stormgod519: lol
iarethel0ser: It's the bestest boy. That's what it does.
Wolfstrike_NL: Both games were enjoyable, Cori coming back from 2 life and Cam winning with an empty library
hd_dabnado: dogs? in space? new territory for magic clearly
RandomTrivia: Knee-jerk reaction?
crashco17: It's called warp
Stormgod519: LOL Cori
Anubis169: Epiphany?
Fruan: This is how Mill gets you - it makes you make bad sideboard choices.
crashco17: Void
thraximore: HAHAHA
TheWanderingNomad:
@Opheliaway I read that wrong and thought it you meant "Destroy all creatures and Any number of players." 
hd_dabnado: !card Comet
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truediamondback: is this match 6 or 5?
CrossXhunteR: what's the difference
RandomTrivia:
Stormgod519: hmmmm
hd_dabnado: !card Comet, Stellar Pup
LRRbot: Comet, Stellar Pup [2RW] | Legendary Planeswalker — Comet [5] | [0]: Roll a six-sided die. / 1 or 2 — [+2], then create two 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens. They gain haste until end of turn. / 3 — [−1], then return a card with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard to your hand. / 4 or 5 — Comet deals damage equal to the number of loyalty counters on him to a creature or player, then [−2]. / 6 — [+1], and you may activate Comet's loyalty ability two mor…
Stormgod519: ooofa
LRRbot: Chrome Companion [2] | Artifact Creature — Dog [2/1] | Whenever this creature becomes tapped, you gain 1 life. / {2}, {T}: Put target card from a graveyard on the bottom of its owner's library.
RandomTrivia: There it is - the cyborgi!
Wolfstrike_NL: Yikes
centurosproductions: I'd ut that dog into my deck
Mr_Horrible:
what else would we call Victoria BC?
Stormgod519: there's a couple
Opheliaway: cycorg
andrew632: recency/cognitive bias?
thraximore: well, most of one
drcthulu: you play magic, you're probably some kind of neurospicy
redlotus_iv: Victoria AD
niccus: the other dog has more dog per dog
CrossXhunteR: the sibsig appraiser like
JKBalch: I missed that tapped ability
comrade_cerpint: isn’t there a red dog
Angreed66: most dogs have multiple limbs
LRRMTG_Judge: it also has Warp
RandomTrivia: It has SO MANY legs
Stormgod519: lol
centurosproductions: I liked how last set had two different Legendary Dog tokens
RandomTrivia: Which means SO MANY paws
VrolikSyndrome: A dUg
Tiber727: You mean it fetches cards.
Mr_Horrible: no, it's an australian cartoon character
iris_of_ether: Yes
DarkNacht: Blue Dog Dems
Bugberry: Not the first blue dog
nikmn: @comrade_cerpint there's a red cat?
Juliamon:
NonjaBiru: You're telling me a dog drew a card?
centurosproductions: The Good Dog and the Bad Dog.
vinewood_og: please, no.
LRRbot: Codecracker Hound [2U] | Creature — Dog [2/1] | When this creature enters, look at the top two cards of your library. Put one into your hand and the other into your graveyard. / Warp {2}{U}
Bugberry: !card floodhound
LRRbot: Floodhound [U] | Creature — Elemental Dog [1/2] | {3}, {T}: Investigate.
lojer: I'd be sad if I saw a dog without multiple limbs
drcthulu: icksnay on the ashismfay
imweasel09: no that's blueY
crashco17: It's a wolf
Stormgod519: gimmie the Blue's Clues SL or UB set
CrossXhunteR: RIP the guidelight synthesizer
CamoYuki: 12 legs
Invitare: legs?
yakbop: sirry that card has how many legs
CamoYuki: 10 legs 2 arms?
Timagio: he's a good booooooy
drcthulu: such a good boy
gualdhar: and you can do it twice!
RandomTrivia: Think of how many paws this good dog has!
nyc_mtg: the average EOE dog has 8 legs
CrossXhunteR: there was something like this in Tarkir, without the warp and at common
Mr_Horrible: they deserve it
couchboyj: Not quite as cute organ hoarder
serramarkov: There is/was an artist that painted his dog's portrait in blue
crashco17: Sibsig appraiser
centurosproductions: Is that hound why the Guidelights didn't show up? Did he singlehandedly eat them all?
Sage0fMadness: bork-an hoarder
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Timagio: I land, go.
Mr_Horrible: as Richard intended
TheWooglie: 2026 Bluey Universes Beyond
Stormgod519: pfft
Timagio: kekekeke
LoadingReadyRun:
Codecracker Hound also appears in the Jackbox drawful game
centurosproductions: Are there any *cats* in EoE? There was a very important one in the story, but she's not in the set last I checked...
wiigamer1995: Are the warp zone "tokens" custom?
RandomTrivia:
Tonemanzero: Thats even a dead marine in the bottom left
RandomTrivia: NOPE
LRRMTG_Judge:
yes they are custom.
RandomTrivia:
Timagio: f o u l
iris_of_ether:
crashco17: Choco comet crawler
Manitu_25: BURN IT DOWN
RandomTrivia: CAMERON NO
Dog_of_Myth: CAM NO
Sarah_Serinde: I live in a basement apartment, I put up with much worse bugs than silverfish. Unfortunately.
gualdhar: nope
iris_of_ether: why
thanzo: ohno
GasCityGaming:
Cam I'm eating!
Omthebox: Silver Fish, to Silver Dish
gsyhiap: Uhhhh
NapalmSideburns: Cameron, no!
Mr_Bitterness: Just pick it up and bite the head off raw
Timagio: Silver bib
andrew632: Cameron is giving heebie jeebies
Stormgod519: LOL
realbadatthis_: Cam, yes
crashco17: This guy has more paws than dog
thanzo: LMAO
RandomTrivia: James's hand hovering over the mute switch for Wheeler
LRRbot: Haliya, Guided by Light [2W] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [3/3] | Whenever Haliya or another creature or artifact you control enters, you gain 1 life. / At the beginning of your end step, dra…
aceviru: He lived on the edge in that game
OVERKiLL!: the cusp even
Patrik Caes-Sayrs: haliya is a phillippine moon goddess so i presume we have shivam to thank for that
James Sambrook: what the dog doing
LoptWarg: did wheeler just ask "what dat dog do?"
LRRbot: Chrome Companion [2] | Artifact Creature — Dog [2/1] | Whenever this creature becomes tapped, you gain 1 life. / {2}, {T}: Put target card from a graveyard on the bottom of its owner's library.
aceviru: Puppy!
aceviru: Dog that is not a wizard giving cards
LRRbot: Codecracker Hound [2U] | Creature — Dog [2/1] | When this creature enters, look at the top two cards of your library. Put one into your hand and the other into your graveyard. / Warp {2}{U}
aceviru: yup
OVERKiLL!: she came down in a bubble dog 🫧
ShadeRicter: lotta dogs in this set
Pharmacistjudge: are they dogs or are they puppers?
Patrik Caes-Sayrs: this set got that dog in it
aceviru: bird!
James Frank: Yes
Sarah: They're good dogs Bront
Exile Twilight: Hoping to see that Ragost deck on a future LRR Commander stream/video! 😂
CamoYuki: Oh I really like the art on Brightspear Zealot
Timagio: Baja Blasted Silverfish
gualdhar: new Desert Bus bit: Crab Ones!
LRRbot: Uthros Scanship [3U] | Artifact — Spacecraft | When this Spacecraft enters, draw two cards, then discard a card. / Station / STATION 8+ / Flying / 4/4
Invitare: Silverfish Bisque
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GasCityGaming: once you explain how i Baja Style a silverfish.....
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Himyul: with enough butter, I'm sure it'll be fine
gsyhiap: Lavishly buttered silverfish
PipeSmokingOwl: @GasCityGaming with gusto
ArdCollider: the internet says you should raise your own silverfish because they sometimes eat lead paint etc.
Krillin_fan: only 4.50? that's a steal!
Timagio: Oh that's gonna be a good highlight reel intro in a couple weeks.
LiveFaust: "Are you telling me a Baja blasted this crustacean?"
Himyul: guac is only for the 1%
thatjerkherc: Anyone else want seafood right now?
Timagio: -2
crashco17: Spider man cards changed for mtga
Opheliaway:
crashco17: No licensing
vinewood_og: Get me tiny pictures of Spiderman!
Reldnahcire: so like next week right? sets are soo fast these days
nyc_mtg: for more information on spiderman google "NYC MTG"
restokiki: -2
Stormgod519: *John Mulaney Voice Engage* HEY!!! That's the same joke twice!
centurosproductions: So there's exactly one cat in EoE, and it's just a robot. Where are all the weftwalking cats?
Revelations520: -2
Astus42: I don't want pictures of Spider-Man anymore
serbubblez: northernlion?
TheWanderingNomad: @centurosproductions Obviously too busy weftwalking
crashco17: @centurosproductions no cats in space
Mr_Bitterness: @centurosproductions They weftwalked right out of the set
Gekyouryuu: Not just later, next
Simonark: Wait, was that a Ricky Jay reference from Wheeler?
Ratchet215: is it me or does the warp zone remind you of the twilight zone
PipeSmokingOwl: @nyc_mtg EZ
centurosproductions: @crashco17 Wish I could get this in paper instead of the licensed version.
Bugberry: @Ratchet215 you mean the Scary Door?
crashco17: @centurosproductions does whatever a spider can
yakbop: this play better not awaken anything in me
Stormgod519: Damn is a sorcery...
Spades_Slicc: bluff called
Stormgod519: also not in this set
LRRbot: Chrome Companion [2] | Artifact Creature — Dog [2/1] | Whenever this creature becomes tapped, you gain 1 life. / {2}, {T}: Put target card from a graveyard on the bottom of its owner's library.
RandomTrivia: Doggo!
Timagio:
theamc2000: anti mill
Stormgod519: hang on...
crashco17: Mr doggy
Dog_of_Myth:
Scarbble: what the dog doin?
thraximore:
Astus42: The cyborgi!
Opheliaway: cycorg
Timagio: The Borgi
restokiki: Should be 7
dumbo3k: ship should be at 7?
yakbop: cycorgi\
restokiki: Not 6
centurosproductions: @Scarbble Not pooping, apparently.
JKBalch: 7 of Canine?
theamc2000: dog can punch
crashco17: Kekw
Timagio: Powerful magic, powerful dogs
crashco17: The combination
RandomTrivia: Two front paws, one back wheel
Astus42: It's the wheels
ThorOfKenya: Dog is 2/1 cause 2 feet 1 wheel
Himyul: fearsome battle corgi
goldreaver: the most adorable 40th card ever
hd_dabnado: dogs will be 2/1's until Morale improves
Bugberry: Transcaninism
Opheliaway: who's got 2 good paws, this corg!
rhys_enn: half a dog. half the toughness
vinewood_og: @JKBalch Resistance is Feral!
crashco17: My nuss four dam age
JKBalch: @vinewood_og There are 4 paws
centurosproductions: @ThorOfKenya I think it actually has another wheel hidden by the body and the perspective.
LaeliaTBR: me playing jhin in league
LRRbot: Mechan Assembler [4U] | Artifact Creature — Robot Artificer [4/4] | Whenever another artifact you control enters, create a 2/2 colorless Robot artifact creature token. This ability triggers only once each turn.
yakbop: I like to think that at The Edge, there IS a spaceship crewed by nothing but cycorgies
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RassilonDND: Chrome companion? Doctor Who's K-9!
HadesLeprechaun: there are definitely 2 wheels in the art, just hard to see on small image
crashco17: Edge for eternity
crashco17: Gain 1 pal
Opheliaway: it becomes....alive
Spades_Slicc: The scanship is A Live, time to date it
centurosproductions: Is Station actually playable??
centurosproductions: @Spades_Slicc Or at least Live
Laserbeaks_Fury: Can you Station a Spaceship that is already a creature?
crashco17: Yes
LRRbot: Uthros Scanship [3U] | Artifact — Spacecraft | When this Spacecraft enters, draw two cards, then discard a card. / Station / STATION 8+ / Flying / 4/4
aceviru: guac is extra
aceviru: (please clap)
Kyle Stuart: I came to see Wheeler not just hear his voice
aceviru: stick around and you might just see him
Kyle Stuart: one can only hope 🤞
LRRbot: Chrome Companion [2] | Artifact Creature — Dog [2/1] | Whenever this creature becomes tapped, you gain 1 life. / {2}, {T}: Put target card from a graveyard on the bottom of its owner's library.
aceviru: because it's been enhanced
Iziah Gile: Chrome Companion is best boy
Sarah: Dog is good at its job
LRRbot: Mechan Assembler [4U] | Artifact Creature — Robot Artificer [4/4] | Whenever another artifact you control enters, create a 2/2 colorless Robot artifact creature token. This ability triggers only once…
Stormgod519: @Laserbeaks_Fury yep
niccus: biggest butt in the set
crashco17:
Mill 12
Garfman314: i wonder if +x where x is station counters was considered
centurosproductions: These Warp Zone tokens are custom, but are there WOTC-produced ones in packs?
raaabr: Hey gang how's the limited environment looking?
CrossXhunteR: @centurosproductions don't believe so
LRRbot: Rescue Skiff [5W] | Artifact — Spacecraft | When this Spacecraft enters, return target creature or enchantment card from your graveyard to the battlefield. / Station / STATION 10+ / Flying / 5/6
LRRMTG_Judge: @centurosproductions I do not recall seeing any warp tokens - Natedogg
crashco17: @raaabr station 10/10
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CrossXhunteR: pay 6 to get your omniscience into play
Opheliaway: @centurosproductions given that they had to custom make their own, no
crashco17: Station is great esp in slow ah sealed
crashco17: Probably worse in premier mtga bo1
Stormgod519: yep...
Stormgod519: its faster than I think people would expect probably
drcthulu: warp speed
LRRbot: Alpharael, Dreaming Acolyte [1UB] | Legendary Creature — Human Cleric [2/3] | When Alpharael enters, draw two cards. Then discard two cards unless you discard an artifact card. / During your turn, Alpharael has deathtouch.
battlegander: takes a while to line up just right to... station... it needs time.
Diabore: I had to leave for a bit, cam won the game he milled 20?
LRRbot: Chrome Companion [2] | Artifact Creature — Dog [2/1] | Whenever this creature becomes tapped, you gain 1 life. / {2}, {T}: Put target card from a graveyard on the bottom of its owner's library.
raaabr: Puppy
Sage0fMadness: @Diabore yup
crashco17: @diabore correct
raaabr: Do we know if Chrome companion is based on an artist's dog?
Greendrag13:
MFW the dog is discarded
centurosproductions: @Diabore With 0 cards in deck!
jessicaengle: Robopuppy
crashco17: It's based on dick Garfield pet cat Garfield
raaabr: That was...a sentence @crashco17
HadesLeprechaun: I don't know but according to scryfall, this good dog is the artists first card for MtG!
Stormgod519: ummmm
KaleidoscopeMind: she walked in with a hi vis and a clipboard
crashco17: Station muh station
GasCityGaming: that old meme about walking in with a high vis vest and a step ladder gets you anywhere
drcthulu: and she would have gotten away with it, if it wasn't for that meddling Serge
crashco17: Spacecrafto
anhakha: Keanu Reeves in Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey: "Station!"
shushu2539: if it starts with "Artif" counts as artifact
crashco17: Artifiction
LRRbot: Syr Vondam, the Lucent [2WBB] | Legendary Creature — Human Knight [4/4] | Deathtouch, lifelink / Whenever Syr Vondam enters or attacks, other creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain deathtouch until end of turn.
Opheliaway: well this clears a board stall
crashco17: Holy board stall just mill 22 after a plains cam
anhakha: I like to think of it as "i read 'artif-' and then i gave up reading."
Stormgod: this is an interesting game
LRRbot: Rescue Skiff [5W] | Artifact — Spacecraft | When this Spacecraft enters, return target creature or enchantment card from your graveyard to the battlefield. / Station / STATION 10+ / Flying / 5/6
Jan Eli Padilla: I wish I had these kinds of games at PRs. I need to play a PR at a different LGS every now and then
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Sarah: That's some smooth timing from the bot :P
LRRbot: Alpharael, Dreaming Acolyte [1UB] | Legendary Creature — Human Cleric [2/3] | When Alpharael enters, draw two cards. Then discard two cards unless you discard an artifact card. / During your turn, Al…
LRRbot: Chrome Companion [2] | Artifact Creature — Dog [2/1] | Whenever this creature becomes tapped, you gain 1 life. / {2}, {T}: Put target card from a graveyard on the bottom of its owner's library.
Jaime Grijalba: cori casually showing the mill card lol
aceviru: *points at cold brew coffee*
LRRbot: Syr Vondam, the Lucent [2WBB] | Legendary Creature — Human Knight [4/4] | Deathtouch, lifelink / Whenever Syr Vondam enters or attacks, other creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain deathtouch until…
aceviru: Uh huh. Flunge step
Mr_Horrible: "vondammit" is gonna be a common epithet for this limited format
Opheliaway: what dat dog doin?
Stormgod519: back to negating the dog, eh?
niccus: dog activated alarm
crashco17:
Mill for 5 only 4 mana 
dumbo3k: @crashco17 or mill for 27
crashco17:
Mill for 27 
drcthulu: How is he an uncommon
Timagio: OP AF in that case
Nickiatori: "AND THEN WE SAY GO" goes hard as a quote
Stormgod519: he's not a legal target for Doom Blade...
niccus: sort of
eshplode: Actually...
CrossXhunteR: it's kinda related to destiny
crashco17: Desmassive not destiny
Timagio: But the author of the EoE fiction was also for Destiny!
Timagio: :drumkit:
raaabr: Wheeler is my dad when i'm trying to explain my hyperfixations
centurosproductions: @Mr_Horrible Just put a black hole through his skill. Works every time. *The Monoist Faith is not liable for acts of reality-warping relics.
Mr_Horrible: wait... good story, written by someone who wrote for destiny...
crashco17: Benjamin wheeler is gigchats father
Mr_Horrible: did Hazel write the story for EoE?
LRRbot: Desculpting Blast [1U] | Instant | Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. If it was attacking, create a 1/1 colorless Drone artifact creature token with flying and "This token can block only creatures with flying."
Timagio: @Mr_Horrible Seth Dickinson
Scarbble: sir gundam
LRRbot: Syr Vondam, the Lucent [2WBB] | Legendary Creature — Human Knight [4/4] | Deathtouch, lifelink / Whenever Syr Vondam enters or attacks, other creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain deathtouch until end of turn.
Mr_Horrible: @Timagio ah
Stormgod519: indeed
Lord_Hosk: Wait... A monomolocular blade? as in a blade that is a single molecule thick? That would be infinitely sharp. That would cut through a building like a hot knife through... water
Nickiatori: lifelink
gsyhiap: Cam's just living a full life
Opheliaway: Can't mill if you don't have life
CrossXhunteR: wait, what
wedge_x: *in a world where Cameron doesn't die*
LRRbot: Mechanozoa [4UU] | Artifact Creature — Robot Jellyfish [5/5] | When this creature enters, tap target artifact or creature an opponent controls and put a stun counter on it. / Warp {2}{U}
Opheliaway: me-chan ozoa
Stormgod519: lol
theamc2000: Me-Chan
gsyhiap: In a world... where Cam talks like a movie trailer voiceover...
centurosproductions: Not as good as biome-chan
crashco17: Me chan OH ZO AH
raaabr: Wow, doesn't even bounce. What kind of jellyfish is this
Stormgod519: *sigh*
letsbelgo: @raaabr a robot one
LRRbot: Syr Vondam, the Lucent [2WBB] | Legendary Creature — Human Knight [4/4] | Deathtouch, lifelink / Whenever Syr Vondam enters or attacks, other creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain deathtouch until end of turn.
thatjerkherc: Sneaky
raaabr: Wheeler: "Poggifers, very sugoi"
Pharmacistjudge: too many sets for a nickname video, so we gotta make them up here at the PPR
LRRbot: Desculpting Blast [1U] | Instant | Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. If it was attacking, create a 1/1 colorless Drone artifact creature token with flying and "This token can block only creatures with flying."
Stormgod519: true
Stormgod519: sad but true
Mogg001: Cameron gets a flavor loss for having Alpharael and Syr Vondam in the same deck, I think
noantlers: Dog: Activated
Jaime Grijalba: or terror
aceviru: or fatal push
LRRbot: Desculpting Blast [1U] | Instant | Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. If it was attacking, create a 1/1 colorless Drone artifact creature token with flying and "This token can block…
LRRbot: Syr Vondam, the Lucent [2WBB] | Legendary Creature — Human Knight [4/4] | Deathtouch, lifelink / Whenever Syr Vondam enters or attacks, other creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain deathtouch until…
OVERKiLL!: the most epic of splits
noantlers: Yandham Wig
LRRbot: Mechanozoa [4UU] | Artifact Creature — Robot Jellyfish [5/5] | When this creature enters, tap target artifact or creature an opponent controls and put a stun counter on it. / Warp {2}{U}
aceviru: me-chan is back!
James Frank: Me-Chan!
LRRbot: Syr Vondam, the Lucent [2WBB] | Legendary Creature — Human Knight [4/4] | Deathtouch, lifelink / Whenever Syr Vondam enters or attacks, other creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain deathtouch until…
ShadeRicter: lmao
James Frank: Not sure how I feel about something with tentacles tapping others...
ShadeRicter: Vondam is back on the escalator
LRRbot: Desculpting Blast [1U] | Instant | Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. If it was attacking, create a 1/1 colorless Drone artifact creature token with flying and "This token can block…
Stormgod519: woooooow
drcthulu: 2025 magic cards
admiral_sky_: perfect
Nickiatori: Desculpting Blast has sick art
crashco17: Mick nozo
Opheliaway: McNoZo
Stormgod519: m'cnozo
Omthebox: Ey I'm walkin here Mechan Nozo
CrossXhunteR: cameron is working with a second hand of cards now
bosqueofpines: Famous Star Wars character McNoseo
LRRbot: Starport Security [W] | Artifact Creature — Robot Soldier [1/1] | {3}{W}, {T}: Tap another target creature. This ability costs {2} less to activate if you control a creature with a +1/+1 counter on it.
ThorOfKenya: Miku-zoa
GasCityGaming: not much, what's mcnozo with you?
ChillyCru: So does Red suck in this set? Nobody is playing it in their decks
crashco17: @chillycru McNOzo
Opheliaway: Red seems good in this set
Laserbeaks_Fury: "Please put down your weapon. You have twenty seconds to comply."
Tonemanzero: wouldn't the drone have spawned a robot?
LRRbot: Space-Time Anomaly [2WU] | Sorcery | Target player mills cards equal to your life total.
Nickiatori: @ChillyCru The PPR is not a big enough sample size to make statements like that
crashco17: Please refrain from firing you have 20 hours to compla.
Mr_Horrible: Space, Time, and a Molly
LRRbot: Thrumming Hivepool [6] | Artifact | Affinity for Slivers / Slivers you control have double strike and haste. / At the beginning of your upkeep, create two 1/1 colorless Sliver creature tokens.
LRRbot: Swamp | Basic Land — Swamp |
LRRbot: Anticausal Vestige [6] | Creature — Eldrazi [7/5] | When this creature leaves the battlefield, draw a card, then you may put a permanent card with mana value less than or equal to the number of lands you control from your hand onto the battlefield tapped. / Warp {4}
LRRbot: Umbral Collar Zealot [1B] | Creature — Human Cleric [3/2] | Sacrifice another creature or artifact: Surveil 1.
Greendrag13: What a HIT
CrossXhunteR: the sliver and the eldrazi
Sarah_Serinde: Sealed decks depend on what colours are strong in your individual pool, it's going to vary
Stormgod519: this robot is ambidextrous
admiral_sky_: best mill 5 of your life
Mr_Horrible: Mill does not help you win the game, but it helps harm your opponent's ability to do so
crashco17: !card tome scour
LRRbot: Tome Scour [U] | Sorcery | Target player mills five cards.
IaCthulhuFthagn: @Nickiatori Too late, already writing a post about how they need to ban five different cards in the next B&R.
LoadingReadyRun: Kathleen, Wheeler and Ben are playing red today
raaabr: Oh right. Slivers are a thing out here. Do we know if they're native, or...?
ChillyCru: @Nickiatori Usually there is diversity in deck building but I have noticed that nobody has splashed Red in their decks and only 1 green
centurosproductions: @IaCthulhuFthagn Which five?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Because it's a stupid jellyfish!
IaCthulhuFthagn: @centurosproductions Does it really matter?
crashco17: It's gg cam will winnered
LRRbot: Monoist Circuit-Feeder [4BB] | Artifact Creature — Nautilus [4/4] | Flying / When this creature enters, until end of turn, target creature you control gets +X/+0 and target creature an opponent controls gets −0/−X, where X is the number of artifacts you control.
Opheliaway: m'noist
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Laserbeaks_Fury: oh no, my brain wants to read Monoist as Moist
CrossXhunteR: me-chan is going to go hard, at some point
Opheliaway: Syr Vond Ham
roastbeefsandwitch: Good lord this is going to be a long production day for Paul (and presumably James and/or Graham)
Stormgod519: jeez
TheAwkes: Syr Claude Van Damme?
roastbeefsandwitch: It's only round 5 of 7
Mr_Horrible: it's very good for a common
Nickiatori: the board stall is cleaned up now at least
crashco17:
Is moist good with sliver maker
LRRbot: Banishing Light [2W] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until this enchantment leaves the battlefield.
MyBestHat: But the real question is - what's Cameron's favourite super cluster?
centurosproductions: It is if you get a moist critical
n3ther: le gasp
CrossXhunteR: what is the other card in warp that isnt me-chan
Stormgod519: this card is cool
crashco17: !card dizzy spell
LRRbot: Dizzy Spell [U] | Instant | Target creature gets −3/−0 until end of turn. / Transmute {1}{U}{U}
drcthulu: we call that burping
Opheliaway: The entirety of space!
LRRbot: Mechanozoa [4UU] | Artifact Creature — Robot Jellyfish [5/5] | When this creature enters, tap target artifact or creature an opponent controls and put a stun counter on it. / Warp {2}{U}
Opheliaway: Miku-zoa
OVERKiLL!: McNozo 🤣
LRRbot: Starport Security [W] | Artifact Creature — Robot Soldier [1/1] | {3}{W}, {T}: Tap another target creature. This ability costs {2} less to activate if you control a creature with a +1/+1 counter on i…
OVERKiLL!: always get the sweet and sour sauce 💯
LRRbot: Space-Time Anomaly [2WU] | Sorcery | Target player mills cards equal to your life total.
LRRbot: Thrumming Hivepool [6] | Artifact | Affinity for Slivers / Slivers you control have double strike and haste. / At the beginning of your upkeep, create two 1/1 colorless Sliver creature tokens.
LRRbot: Swamp | Basic Land — Swamp |
LRRbot: Anticausal Vestige [6] | Creature — Eldrazi [7/5] | When this creature leaves the battlefield, draw a card, then you may put a permanent card with mana value less than or equal to the number of lands…
LRRbot: Umbral Collar Zealot [1B] | Creature — Human Cleric [3/2] | Sacrifice another creature or artifact: Surveil 1.
aceviru: What's he going to do now? win?
OVERKiLL!: systemic anomaly ⁰⁰¹⁰¹⁰¹⁰⁰¹⁰¹
Simriel: right I gotta go to bed, enjoy Magic Players
aceviru: see ya
OVERKiLL!: rest easy @Simriel
LRRbot: Monoist Circuit-Feeder [4BB] | Artifact Creature — Nautilus [4/4] | Flying / When this creature enters, until end of turn, target creature you control gets +X/+0 and target creature an opponent contr…
James Frank: quick, ask nicely
OVERKiLL!: 🔧💙
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Iziah Gile: That Zealous Display is doing work.
LRRbot: Banishing Light [2W] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until this enchantment leaves the battlefield.
aceviru: Lol
OVERKiLL!: 😱
LRRbot: Mechanozoa [4UU] | Artifact Creature — Robot Jellyfish [5/5] | When this creature enters, tap target artifact or creature an opponent controls and put a stun counter on it. / Warp {2}{U}
aceviru: To space!
Stormgod519: lol
crashco17: Me Cha No Zo Ah
Anubis169: lol
yakbop: so many people will lose draft forgetting where their cards went
centurosproductions: @Opheliaway New Secret Lair?
anhakha: Hatsuna Miku-zoa
raaabr: Another turn another destiny
Nickiatori: One more turn till revolution
RandomTrivia:
Stormgod519: GGs
raaabr: Another time warp to cast for calumny
RandomTrivia: What a match!
Dog_of_Myth:
Sage0fMadness: great match!
rhys_enn: GG
letsbelgo: yay cam
FaceSigma: YAY CAM!!
crashco17:
Mill card cast twice both losses
Lord_Hosk: Why did Carl Science man have to teach Cameron about space as a small child
Opheliaway: Cam the winner of the Talking Simulator fight
insanecat6mtg:
letsbelgo: proving to be the stronger talking simulator....talker
CrossXhunteR: and only an uncommon
yakbop: syr vondam and the miku
yakbop: all stars for tonight
Stormgod519: awww
wedge_x:
crashco17: Amo Gus
Stormgod519: so many friens
Sarah_Serinde:
MyBestHat: tori cori power hour
ChillyCru: how you doin
Stormgod519: banger music
shushu2539: !break
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crashco17:
jibkat:
whats going on here?
Stormgod519: I should get a snack
crashco17: Touch grass chat
rhys_enn: aww man ad cut off the last bit. Whos playing next?
Stormgod519: @rhys_enn Kathleen and Tori
TinyAwoo: Does Benny Wheels get to play a round or did I miss it earlier?
Stormgod519: Cori is table friend
Stormgod519: @TinyAwoo he's in round 7 it looks like
rhys_enn:
Thank you!
crashco17: Station and warp are both good
RandomTrivia:
Welp, it's past 1am here and my eyes are closing themselves. Hope the rest of the PPR goes well, and thanks everyone! *falls asleep*
TinyAwoo: Thank you!
crashco17: Void seems sussy
cogito_ErgoSam subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 45 months!
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tryllebanjo:
What song is this? 
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crashco17: Darude - spacestorm
Anubis169: this is BigGiantCircles isn't it?
tryllebanjo: Eeeeeyyyy
centurosproductions: It's always BigGiantCircles
rhys_enn:
@thatjerkherc Thanks for the gift sub!
Anubis169:
Limhmm: Is it starting? I'm on the Edge of my seat!
crashco17: SmallTinySquares
Dog_of_Myth: Not always, they have been playing other music
Juliamon: it's always BGC, except when it's Bradley Rains
Sarah_Serinde: It is no longer always BGC, sometimes it's Brad RAins
thatjerkherc:
@rhys_enn Of course.
tryllebanjo: @crashco17 Ah, the Russian brutalist cover architects.
crashco17: @tryllebanjo in soviet Russia spacecraft station you
centurosproductions: Huh, I don't know Bradley Rains
jibkat: Can I have a judge pun?
Dog_of_Myth: Bradley Rains, could think of the name. Thanks Mods.
Dog_of_Myth: *couldn't
Sarah_Serinde: He's done a bunch of music for LRR over the years, including for the latest season of Friday Nights
Anubis169:
Brad is awesome
namagem1: Just got back into the chat, how much is left?
James Frank: Cori's one hope, gone
Cody Bauman: How's the set, chat?
Stormgod: seems sick
Sarah: Yeah I'm looking forward to trying it
OVERKiLL!: Flavorful 🪐
aceviru: That was fantastic
Tori Paige: Yay finally catching you live! Good luck everyone ❤️
OVERKiLL!: ＼（´Ｏ｀）／On The CUSP of Infinities
OVERKiLL!: that LRR Sub-A-Thon tho 👌🏼
Sarah: yeah that's coming up real soon
Cody Bauman: have fun at prerelease, everyone!!
aceviru: Remember to give a click to the EoE link. It's free and helps out
Sarah: That link ^
OVERKiLL!: ✔️
OVERKiLL!: so been real busy, in an out , missed quite a bit.. did anyone get to go FULL KAV or ...?
Anubis169: |<----->| this much
Juliamon: Brad's not an active musician, in fact he was retired from it until G reached out for Friday Nights and convinced him to come back
Juliamon: one last gig
JessieImproved: He did a great job
tryllebanjo:
@Juliamon
restokiki: That's cool
namagem1: I loved and followed BGC in his OCRemix days
Dog_of_Myth: @jibkat What's a judge's favorite drink? Subpoena-colada?
Anubis169: Judges Lunges
Sarah_Serinde: You need your legs after the judging is over too
CuteTeaGoat: @Anubis169 Jundges
Anubis169:
drcthulu: I judge you lunged
LRRMTG_Judge: I am a cute angel. And at an acute angle. - Natedogg
eshplode: Do the chat judges also need lunges?
crashco17: Judd drede
Ritaspirithntr: Judges be Lunge’n
jibkat: Horse Lord!
goombalax: Jacko?
gsyhiap: I expect judges to be at an obtuse angle for judge calls
PipeSmokingOwl:
Kathleen is limber and ready to slay 
thatjerkherc: Your mean you didn't become a judge for Friday Nights?
Anubis169: wat
anhakha: Everytime you lose life, you do a lunge-lap of the studio
circusofkirkus: get low get low get low
Anubis169: (CRUNCH)
KaleidoscopeMind: "proof" in the corner of the window
VVVC_SMITE: this is the quality magic content we come for
centurosproductions: We cannot see him. Sadge
Stormgod519: uh oh
crashco17: Edge of hospital bed
Stormgod519: what did I miss?
circusofkirkus: to the window
Sarah_Serinde:
Kathleen
circusofkirkus: we don't mind butt
Dog_of_Myth: hahahaha
Opheliaway: I don't see the problem
Stormgod519: Kathleen, pls
fcloud: she hit the floor // next thing you know // to the hospital she will go go go go~
PipeSmokingOwl:
zeathean: Give the people what they want?
KaleidoscopeMind: that's how we know this has been going 7h15m
ContingentCat: yay canada!
Stormgod519: ¿Los Dos?
JinaMahavira: Subathon goals
Angreed66: Save the squats for the subathon
rosesmcgee: Sagan Voice: Image Serge on a frictionless plane. Squatting.
Anubis169:
Judge call, we need a ruling on butt validity on the battlefield
anhakha: Serge butt! Serge butt! Serge butt!
Anubis169:
InfiniTokens: Let's goo
LRRbot: Hemosymbic Mite [G] | Creature — Mite [1/1] | Whenever this creature becomes tapped, another target creature you control gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is this creature's power.
Stormgod519: it mite do some damage...
LRRbot: Rayblade Trooper [2W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/2] | When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. / Whenever a nontoken creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it dies, create a 1/1 white Human Soldier creature token. / Warp {1}{W}
centurosproductions: Here's the red and green some people here were missing.
Greendrag13:
Onslaught Mountain! I started playing in Onslaught
InfiniTokens: How many "Mite" ouns will this new Mite inspire?
goombalax: lets RAYBLAAAAADE
Stormgod519: @InfiniTokens mite be a lot
InfiniTokens:
@Stormgod519
LRRbot: Cosmogrand Zenith [2W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/4] | Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, choose one — / • Create two 1/1 white Human Soldier creature tokens. / • Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.
Stormgod519: oh my god hi InfiniTokens...
crashco17: @infinitokens depends if people make it mighty before they tap it
Stormgod519: it took m a second to realize who that was
gualdhar: Cori Steel-Cutter was fine
InfiniTokens:
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emanym: And we are back!
James Frank: who controls the diagonals?
aceviru: He's getting his steps in
aceviru: Sumo ready!
Tori Paige: I missed the intros, who is Tori?
Sarah: I love how most of this is just off camera
Sarah: No proof here :P
OVERKiLL!: ScryBabies
DryBonesDM: get low,get low,get low
aceviru: Tori from scrybabies
James Frank: how did we get here?
Tori Paige: Awesome thanks everyone
aceviru: patreon LRR
OVERKiLL!: #DonkeyBits
James Frank: you are welcome
James Frank: thanks for being here
LRRbot: Hemosymbic Mite [G] | Creature — Mite [1/1] | Whenever this creature becomes tapped, another target creature you control gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is this creature's power.
OVERKiLL!: ♦️100♦️100♦️100
LRRbot: Rayblade Trooper [2W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/2] | When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. / Whenever a nontoken creature you control with a +1/+1 counter…
DryBonesDM: onslaught. so long ago. *cris in old*
Stormgod: I wasn't born yet...
DryBonesDM: cries ,even
LRRbot: Cosmogrand Zenith [2W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/4] | Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, choose one — / • Create two 1/1 white Human Soldier creature tokens. / • Put a +1/+1 counter o…
aceviru: here we go
centurosproductions: Cosmogrand Mirror Match?
LRRbot: Terrasymbiosis [2G] | Enchantment | Whenever you put one or more +1/+1 counters on a creature you control, you may draw that many cards. Do this only once each turn.
Stormgod519: Why is Terra's mybiosis not a white, black, or red card?
crashco17: @stormgod519 because it cost 2G
Stormgod519: no...
crashco17: Hence it's green
Stormgod519: sorry
Stormgod519: bad joke
LRRbot: Red Tiger Mechan [3R] | Artifact Creature — Robot Cat [3/3] | Haste / Warp {1}{R}
centurosproductions: @Stormgod519 Because Terra has all colors in her Color Identity.
Stormgod519: @centurosproductions there we go
Stormgod519: someone played off my bad joke
centurosproductions: The one that cares about enchantments, anyway
s0lesurviv0r: Terrasymbiosis and Meltstrider Eulogist fighting for slots in my commander deck
LRRbot: Close Encounter [1G] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, choose a creature you control or a warped creature card you own in exile. / Close Encounter deals damage equal to the power of the chosen creature or card to target creature.
Stormgod519: oh nice
IaCthulhuFthagn: n(n+1)/2 is exponential now? Feels pretty polynomial to me.
crashco17: And make 2 1 1s
Stormgod519: make more 1/1s...
centurosproductions: It's funny, because this play works exactly the same even if Kathleen had already sent the cat to Warp
LRRbot: Hemosymbic Mite [G] | Creature — Mite [1/1] | Whenever this creature becomes tapped, another target creature you control gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is this creature's power.
Stormgod519: the mite so nice we saw it twice
Dromos_GHG: that mite's back on the space escalator!
Stormgod519: wow
LRRbot: Rayblade Trooper [2W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/2] | When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. / Whenever a nontoken creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it dies, create a 1/1 white Human Soldier creature token. / Warp {1}{W}
Stormgod519: that seems good
SpacePi: Zenith looks crazy...
Stormgod519: 3-mana branching evo with card draw lol; thank god its not that
Opheliaway: it do be 8:22pm on the east coast
crashco17:
Don't feel bad wotc already errata a card
crashco17: They can't read their own either
LRRbot: Red Tiger Mechan [3R] | Artifact Creature — Robot Cat [3/3] | Haste / Warp {1}{R}
centurosproductions: @crashco17 In this set? Which one?
crashco17: Diplomatic negotiations
crashco17: Relations*
Angreed66: They missed a "you control" in a key part
Opheliaway: is that card a thunder cats reference?
LRRbot: Astelli Reclaimer [3WW] | Creature — Angel Warrior [5/4] | Flying / When this creature enters, return target noncreature, nonland permanent card with mana value X or less from your graveyard to the battlefield, where X is the amount of mana spent to cast this creature. / Warp {2}{W}
rhys_enn: Man the art for the Angels this set are absolutely beautiful
centurosproductions: Reclaimer is an odd white angel that doesn't reanimate creatures.
CamoYuki: I LOVE the art on the angels in this set, but I'm sad Astelli Reclaimer's ability is so restrictive
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LRRbot: Terrasymbiosis [2G] | Enchantment | Whenever you put one or more +1/+1 counters on a creature you control, you may draw that many cards. Do this only once each turn.
DryBonesDM: this set is calling me and I really didn't expect it to
OVERKiLL!: @DryBonesDM *condolences in Fallen Empires*
LRRbot: Red Tiger Mechan [3R] | Artifact Creature — Robot Cat [3/3] | Haste / Warp {1}{R}
DryBonesDM: oh I've been playing since 94
OVERKiLL!: 🔥Slash Panther 🐅
DryBonesDM: my back hurts
LRRbot: Close Encounter [1G] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, choose a creature you control or a warped creature card you own in exile. / Close Encounter deals damage equal to the power …
LRRbot: Hemosymbic Mite [G] | Creature — Mite [1/1] | Whenever this creature becomes tapped, another target creature you control gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is this creature's power.
LRRbot: Rayblade Trooper [2W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/2] | When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. / Whenever a nontoken creature you control with a +1/+1 counter…
OVERKiLL!: i love the Kavaron , and the insect flavor... this set is sick . love some space ish
LRRbot: Red Tiger Mechan [3R] | Artifact Creature — Robot Cat [3/3] | Haste / Warp {1}{R}
OVERKiLL!: Kathleen kinna makin me want to give the EOE Story a read
Nonregional: I think they did a great job leaning into "science fantasy" as the aesthetic
Nonregional: it makes it feel like space but definitely magic
DryBonesDM: same @overkill
LRRbot: Astelli Reclaimer [3WW] | Creature — Angel Warrior [5/4] | Flying / When this creature enters, return target noncreature, nonland permanent card with mana value X or less from your graveyard to the b…
aceviru: The story is good. I put the audio book on and enjoyed it a lot
crashco17:
My favorite banned is monstrous rage
henrizzle: oh shit
centurosproductions: Oof, too soon. Or maybe not soon enough.
Justherefortherewards: That doesn't sound bad at all
circusofkirkus: we're a bunch of nerds, it's ok Tori
henrizzle: shoot
thatjerkherc: "Right now" is such a good way to ask these qu
CuteTeaGoat:
@CamoYuki they were very safe about it...no flickering
thatjerkherc: "Right now" is such a good way to ask these questions
cattleprodlynn: Theatre nerds are still good nerds.
henrizzle: new turnstile album is so good
benjamin_wheeler: Apple Music is the way to go
centurosproductions: Is a single music artist on YouTube considered a "band"?
benjamin_wheeler: it’s the only real option for Album Enjoyers
crashco17: Hot take the Beatles are overrated and maxwell silver hammer was their best song
LRRbot: Red Tiger Mechan [3R] | Artifact Creature — Robot Cat [3/3] | Haste / Warp {1}{R}
benjamin_wheeler: hashtag nonspon
Justherefortherewards: Miscast is great, I am all about Jeremy Jordan singing powerful ballads
wertyy42: @benjamin_wheeler Agreed!
benjamin_wheeler: @crashco17 high school ass take
InfiniTokens: Did they play that new token doubler yet?
chaostreader: make a 1/1?
benjamin_wheeler: wait I’m not at home I rescind my statement
crashco17: @benjamin_wheeler Canadian high lander ass reply
centurosproductions: @InfiniTokens Yeah, but then there were no tokens. It's still a lifelinking flyer, though.
Greendrag13: @chaostreader That mite was a man!
ghizmou: boards of canada enjoyers, manifest yourselves
InfiniTokens: @centurosproductions Tragedy
gualdhar: were you in the splash zone?
ContingentCat:
isn't 
a Boards of Canada reference?
bosqueofpines: GWAR is a fun show
MolaMolaphant: I'm getting to see King Gizz with an orchestra next month
gualdhar: @ContingentCat it's a CBC radio reference
thcstalker: Wasnt Tori supposed to make a token when the creature with 1+/+1 counter died?
Tattybojangles69: Geese are my favourite band atm
centurosproductions: @ContingentCat I think it's a Catan reference. See, it's a hexagon and everything.
crashco17: @thcstalker yes
chaostreader: shouldn’t Rayblade make a 1/1 when the mite dies?
ContingentCat: @gualdhar ah thanks, dang bad memory
crashco17: Rayblade trooper
Stormgod519: rare chat W
ContingentCat: !listen
LRRbot: Chat seems active.
Stormgod519: !chat
LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat.
circusofkirkus: who killed the life tracker
Diabore: oh no we'll get cocky
Jigokuro: The *rare* chat W
randombillfolds: Ot21 to 81.
circusofkirkus: that's less fun
ContingentCat: irony killed it
ProcyonFlynn: !chat
LRRbot: Chat? Engaging in mimicry?
Sarah_Serinde: Now?
crashco17: Chat? Engaging in mimicry?
rhys_enn: Chat can be right. as a treat.
Stormgod519: yeah
thcstalker: our chat W overloaded the life total.
Justherefortherewards: Chat? Engaging in mimicry?
AllTheWeasels: we've been promoted from digital clock to analog - that's so many more times per day for us to be right
ThorSokar: Where's that rooster strut emote....
Lord_Hosk: My broken clock is never right, both hands point to 6... which is never a correct time.
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crashco17: Bach has the only non skip symphony
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agentofsaruman69: @Lord_Hosk uhh, 6:30 is definitely a real time
LRRbot: Atmospheric Greenhouse [4G] | Artifact — Spacecraft | When this Spacecraft enters, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. / Station / STATION 8+ / Flying, trample / 5/4
Sarah_Serinde:
AllTheWeasels: @agentofsaruman69 yes but at 6:30 the hour hand isn't pointing straight down
InfiniTokens: Love Serge's guffaw at the pun
Lord_Hosk: @agentofsaruman69 The hands don't both point at the 6 at 6:30
benjamin_wheeler: songs in the key of life, stone gon, rumors
aceviru: oh no
rookedwithelodin: wait, did the etb not happen?
James Frank: I do...
OVERKiLL!: the creative teams on the lore and worldbuiling been super dope. is there a plansewalkers guide to EOE? looking it up..
emanym: Easy to fear the unknown.
James Frank: she didn't have target in yard I believe
Robert Longnecker: x or less
rookedwithelodin: isn't the mite on top in her yard? and costs less than 5?
DryBonesDM: Apple pays more? did not know that.
LRRbot: Red Tiger Mechan [3R] | Artifact Creature — Robot Cat [3/3] | Haste / Warp {1}{R}
rookedwithelodin: (I stepped away for a sec so I might have missed something)
aceviru: noncteature
rookedwithelodin: ahhhh
rookedwithelodin: ty <3
Torrey Johnson: tori your 1/1!!!
OVERKiLL!: there iS a Planeswalkers Guide to EOE! i am glad they brought these back.
James Frank: No problem. New cards
OVERKiLL!: GWAR ! haha
Nonregional: of course, your monetization would have to be DIRE to pay *less* than spotify
DryBonesDM: I saw GWAR last year with Dark Funeral, awesome show
Shaun Fischer: Kathleen turned me on to King Gizzard. Boards of Canada are actually from europe.
emanym: She brought up bands to call out King Gizard. Kathleen never misses a chance.
DryBonesDM: after so many mentions,I'm gonna have to check King Gizzard out
OVERKiLL!: 🪦Rock iN Piece Oderus Urungus
James Frank: Now? We are always cocky
DryBonesDM: don't praise chat too much,we get too excited
Tori Paige: How many rounds?
OVERKiLL!: Kathleen mentioned one of mine earlier. . Deltron 3030
aceviru: best of 3, 2 rounds left
LRRbot: Atmospheric Greenhouse [4G] | Artifact — Spacecraft | When this Spacecraft enters, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. / Station / STATION 8+ / Flying, trample / 5/4
DryBonesDM: also, favorite bands chat? Ghost current fave,Iron Maiden all time favorite
Nonregional: isn't that the post-apocalypse concept album?
OVERKiLL!: We in Round 6 of 7
Tori Paige: Ok so 8 matches?
CypherRaze: Someone call for help, I think I Shipped myself.
Dog_of_Myth: Queen of the Stone age - Songs for the Deaf i one of my no skip
gualdhar: I believe that card has been preemptively banned in the PPR format
Tommadness: Jeff Rosenstock's No Dream and Ska Dream are 100% no skip
Tattybojangles69: Madvillainy
ghizmou: open mana, gutsy plays worse enemy
SpacePi: oof
benjamin_wheeler: welcome to my garden
benjamin_wheeler: and Nebraska
Pharmacistjudge: zealous display looks like a "problem" card
Pharmacistjudge: for limited at least.
Fruan: I remember when if you cast trumpet blast non on your turn it buffed your opponent's creatures. How far we've come.
crashco17: Zealous display after station all
scrambled_doot: In a judge sense or in a "people are going to lose games to this card and be upset about it" sense
wertyy42: Chutes too narrow by the shins, black on both sides by most def, emotionalism by the avett brothers
Mr_Horrible: eh, something to be aware of, but I wouldn't say a "problem" necessarily
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centurosproductions: @Fruan Interesting play in multiplayer, though.
InfiniTokens: "You have some scary ship"
Mr_Horrible: pretty much every set has an untap trick these days
scrambled_doot: War Flare has come so far
fcloud:
my ships are always crude 
crashco17: Hot take spaceships are superior to final fantasy
Tattybojangles69: Station to Station that's a no skipper
InfiniTokens: @crashco17 Why not both?
crashco17: @infinitokens dats not how it work
crashco17: Arena and modo move on
LoadingReadyRun: thanks to Featherweight for the station energy counters
centurosproductions: At least one Final Fantasy ship has gone to Space
CuteTeaGoat: several Final Fantasy games have had spaceships
crashco17: Cold take everyone is in space
fcloud: final fantasy goes to space almost as often as wizardry
LRRbot: Scout for Survivors [2W] | Sorcery | Return up to three target creature cards with total mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. Put a +1/+1 counter on each of them.
TheWanderingNomad: @centurosproductions I know of four
Stormgod519: oh right
Stormgod519: this card seems sweet
LRRbot: Cosmogrand Zenith [2W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/4] | Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, choose one — / • Create two 1/1 white Human Soldier creature tokens. / • Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.
centurosproductions: The only FF games I've played are the Tactics trio
LRRbot: Meltstrider Eulogist [2G] | Creature — Insect Soldier [3/3] | Whenever a creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it dies, draw a card.
LRRMTG_Judge: IV, VII, and VIII all went to space - Natedogg
scrambled_doot: oh wow, no nontoken rider on that one
BrowneePointz: and 9 kind of has a weird Dyson Sphere going on
Mai_Andra: Even Ultima 1 went to space. Suddenly going to Outer Space (or to the Moon/Mars) is a classic of fantasy stories.
nightsreach: 5 also goes to space
Sarah: 7 matches, you can see it listed on the bottom left
OVERKiLL!: i got to see Ghost a couple years back
DryBonesDM: I wanna see the so much,I just never have time or money
emanym: Living the dream 💭
Tori Paige: Oh, I don’t have that. I’m watching on my phone, but thank you for letting me know. :)
James Frank: Would love if there were eight, but not sure my attention span could handle it
James Frank: Also, sleep is needed
Sarah: It might be small on phone but it's still there built into the stream on Kathleen's side at the bottom in yellow
Sarah: But easy to miss if you don't know where to look
Sarah: We're already at 7.5 hours with almost 2 full rounds to go so yeah, I think 7 is probably plenty XD
DryBonesDM: I could watch this crew play magic all day which is why I did 😁
emanym: Math is for blockers!
Tori Paige: Oh wow, I see it now after you told me where to look I was looking where the message chat was lol
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the adventures of me.: hello all
DryBonesDM: hey hey
OVERKiLL!: hello:hand-pink-waving:
Sarah: Haha yeah that's why I gave some more detail. There's a lot to look at, I get it
aceviru: again thx for the yt stream. Mobile YT is so good for catching the ppr
emanym: G’day, The Adventures of Me.
OVERKiLL!: 🔹️🔹️🔹️🔷️💙 big big shoutout to The Scrybabies for makin it out
DryBonesDM: I'm glad this ppr happened this way,I may finally be at the end of my "extended free time"
LRRbot: Scout for Survivors [2W] | Sorcery | Return up to three target creature cards with total mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. Put a +1/+1 counter on each of them.
the adventures of me.: youtube premium is great no ads and all that. I'm at fedex so ads aren't my favorite
LRRbot: Cosmogrand Zenith [2W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/4] | Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, choose one — / • Create two 1/1 white Human Soldier creature tokens. / • Put a +1/+1 counter o…
LRRbot: Meltstrider Eulogist [2G] | Creature — Insect Soldier [3/3] | Whenever a creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it dies, draw a card.
OVERKiLL!: i can't wait to rewatch . i always miss the intro
the adventures of me.: I work at fedex ground in Wallingford and Norwalk
DryBonesDM: yo what? dude,scout for survivors kinda good tho
Opheliaway: Meltstrider Eulogist goes well with Elspeth
fcloud: some will say the moon and mars are actually in outer space
centurosproductions: @scrambled_doot Yeah, but it doesn't make creatures. I remember when we could infinitely loop knights dying just by having a single effect that put a counter on anything that enters.
crashco17: @fcloud flat earth they are just projections from the ice wall
Bugberry: @scrambled_doot not a lot of easy ways to get a token creature, give it a counter, then make it die on demand, so the lack of condition seems fair.
LRRbot: Drix Fatemaker [3G] | Creature — Drix Wizard [3/2] | When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. / Each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it has trample. / Warp {1}{G}
KaleidoscopeMind: force her to touch her elbows to the floor
Bugberry: @scrambled_doot counters decks have also been often weak in Limited more often than not.
centurosproductions: Let the elbows hit the floor
crashco17: I hate Mat H
Opheliaway:
Stormgod519: chat I need to go get myself food
Stormgod519: I can math!
Stormgod519: I believe in you Tori!
fcloud: i'm hearing that "warp zone" zone in the crash bandicoot voice
gsyhiap: Maybe your elbows can do math?
DoomBringerIL: math is for blockers
KaleidoscopeMind: it's like that one card based on height and shoe size for Adam
Derekwillis: Not even magic can make me touch grass.
Bugberry: Red/White exercise matters archetype
fcloud: my elbows can touch the floor when i lie on the floor (usually)
crashco17: Draw and make a guy?
InfiniTokens: @crashco17 Make and draw a guy?
crashco17: Guy a make and draw
brimmingwithsun: make two 1/1 ?
rhys_enn: Is moving the counter triggers the draw?
fcloud: 3d print a guy and draw?
Stormgod519: @rhys_enn yes but once a turn
crashco17: Ah but it is number of counters on the one trigger
LRRbot: Plains | Basic Land — Plains |
Chesul: You can hold off on the draw trigger, but you can't do it twice, yeah.
fcloud: swagland
fcloud: comes into play based
DryBonesDM: mmm,ground meat
aceviru: This set has well designed cards. You can feel the power, but it isn't excessively pushed
LRRbot: Drix Fatemaker [3G] | Creature — Drix Wizard [3/2] | When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. / Each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it has trample. / Warp {1}{…
DryBonesDM: Canadian hospitality,not without its caveats
OVERKiLL!: always interested when they drop a new creature type like "Drix" 🤔
James Frank: It looks like WotC is trying to slow down standard, which I am all for
Thyeggman: Math is for blockers tho 😉
DryBonesDM: I only went to Canada once way back in 05 but the people were very nice. would go again... especially now
James Frank: They are trying to bring in a younger audience. Remember, Drix are for kids.
OVERKiLL!: i like to cast spells and make choices. not just flop cards and attack..
Thyeggman: You got this!
James Frank: Blockers can do math...
OVERKiLL!: @James Frank 🧐🥸
Cody Bauman: i love math, math is great.
aceviru: Meanwhile Serge is off to the side doing lunges
aceviru: Can't skip leg day brother
jimi: if you trade with yourself for aions, arn't you happy to find a friend
Alkaline: MTG UnFit
DryBonesDM: math is so hard for me,it's a wonder I ever got into mtg or dnd
OVERKiLL!: 🏜lol reminds me of wiggins during DB always hitting squats LOL 🚍
DryBonesDM: you try hard for what you love
jimi: what do you do for what you hate?
DryBonesDM: you hit hard
LRRbot: Plains | Basic Land — Plains |
aceviru: work harder
jimi: they both exist in same sphere
jimi: aiia or oiio
centurosproductions: Based on what??
LRRbot: Glacier Godmaw [5GG] | Creature — Leviathan [6/6] | Trample / When this creature enters, create a Lander token. / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain vigilance and haste until end of turn.
crashco17: Ace of based
Spades_Slicc: So are you gonna make a Land or a token?
SpacePi: end raze forerunners at home
Stormgod519: oh jeeeeez
crashco17: Better to turn your non creature enchantment sideways
centurosproductions: And Haste??
InfiniTokens: Narrator: He's not sorry.
centurosproductions: Wow
crashco17: It's gg
Spades_Slicc: Serge commenting on people's tapping habits sure is interesting
Stormgod519: lol
Opheliaway: i think she's just dead here
crashco17: It's gg I did mat H
Stormgod519: shes off by 1
admiral_sky_: also the white one has trample so plus some more trample
Stormgod519: nice
rhys_enn: That Godmaw is a good finisher
CamoYuki: Playing green does take some math
Sarah_Serinde: So this is what it's like when Serge does math after 114
Sarah_Serinde: *11
Stormgod519: lol
battlegander: big number go brrr
DontLickTazers: Whats the mythic uncommon this set?
Stormgod519:
100
punahougirl84: GG
TheKarthe: I do like big number...
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Stormgod519: I do like meth- I mean math! math...
ContingentCat: that's 100 maths
Stormgod519: math......
Schnappsy: I teach Math
centurosproductions: I want to donate negative bits.
Opheliaway: I also teach math
Greendrag13: @Schnappsy Same!
truediamondback: the guests had to take at least one game off the hosts. now let’s see if it can be a whole match for the Americans
rhys_enn: I wish i could write with my left one but overall happy with my hands
Stormgod519: I've TA'd for a few math classes when I was a senior in high school
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Fantusta: I'm sure chat already said this but I just noticed both deck names have 'count' in their names
Bugberry: Red just has you count to 20.
CamoYuki:
I tend to like a lot of white cards, but it can also take a lot of math with tokens, especially when counters get involved on those tokens 
rhys_enn: Intrepid Tenderfeet
InfiniTokens: But are your tenderfeet intrepid?
ContingentCat: showing tender feet online for free?
LoadingReadyRun:
each foot more tender then the last!
Stormgod519: LOL
LRRbot: Honored Knight-Captain [1W] | Creature — Human Advisor Knight [1/1] | When this creature enters, create a 1/1 white Human Soldier creature token. / {4}{W}{W}, Sacrifice this creature: Search your library for an Equipment card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Bugberry: Counters + Tokens is what got me to go to my first Prerelease. It was the BG Thallid precon deck in Time Spiral.
HadesLeprechaun: Honored Knight-Captain is one of the names that is surprising hasn't come up on a Magic card before
LRRbot: Glacier Godmaw [5GG] | Creature — Leviathan [6/6] | Trample / When this creature enters, create a Lander token. / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, creatures you control get +1/+1 and ga…
jimi: myglar cinder maw "love thralu"
Thyeggman: Wow that was a haymaker
DryBonesDM: actually,the things I hate are more conceptual. I try not to hate people...but some people make that very difficult
Thyeggman: I mean I would expect as much from a creature called the Godmaw
emanym: She hoofed her way to victory ✌️
jimi: eimarolsin
DryBonesDM: missed opportunity to call it Grand- maw
Cody Bauman: G G
Benjamin Clyde: Thanks for the humor and insight to the new set! Bender out!
SmithKurosaki: @DryBonesDM Not sure if you were here earlier, but G has been dubed Grahma
DryBonesDM: I was and I laughed
DryBonesDM: I swear I heard Tori say that too
OVERKiLL!: GrahMTG
Cody Bauman: i'm hoping for a nice couple bombs for my sealed. crossin' me fingies
Cody Bauman: You're all wonderful
DryBonesDM: my hands are fine,a bit on the small size but I'm not a big dude so...oh. oh I see,nvm
OVERKiLL!: open hot @Cody Bauman good luck
LRRbot: Forest | Basic Land — Forest |
Sarah: I *am* having fun with green
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DryBonesDM: I've built so many commander decks that push my poor math skills insane.
DryBonesDM: why do I do this to myself?
aceviru: wait a minute
OVERKiLL!: love the art on this guy
LRRbot: Honored Knight-Captain [1W] | Creature — Human Advisor Knight [1/1] | When this creature enters, create a 1/1 white Human Soldier creature token. / {4}{W}{W}, Sacrifice this creature: Search your lib…
aceviru: that's not a mite
OVERKiLL!: the insects look so dope
DryBonesDM: the art in this set is so good
RassilonDND: i wonder how honorable a captain of the night guard is
CamoYuki: Isn't the only equipment in this set the one with that 15 mana activated ability?
Stormgod519: mirror match!
crashco17: Honored-knight captain
admiral_sky_: @CamoYuki no, there's blades in several colors
Bugberry: @CamoYuki there's some common/uncommon ones.
battlegander: 2 lands and a dream
Stormgod519: lol I just read both of the deck names...
LRRbot: Cosmogrand Zenith [2W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/4] | Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, choose one — / • Create two 1/1 white Human Soldier creature tokens. / • Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.
Stormgod519: top deck it! top deck it!
LoadingReadyRun: Oi, get off my lawn! Ya Bloomin' Stinger!
LRRbot: All-Fates Scroll [3] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color. / {7}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw X cards, where X is the number of differently named lands you control.
RassilonDND: its the scroll rack at home.
centurosproductions: Welcome to the circus of value!
crashco17: Temu blitzball
PipeSmokingOwl:
magic friends
LRRbot: Pinnacle Starcage [1WW] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, exile all artifacts and creatures with mana value 2 or less until this artifact leaves the battlefield. / {6}{W}{W}: Put each card exiled with this artifact into its owner's graveyard, then create a 2/2 colorless Robot artifact token for each card put into a graveyard this way. Sacrifice this artifact.
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Mr_Horrible: "We're putting you in the star, dawg"
LRRbot: Terrapact Intimidator [1R] | Creature — Kavu Scout [2/1] | When this creature enters, target opponent may have you create two Lander tokens. If they don't, put two +1/+1 counters on this creature.
rhys_enn: The art really does look like it should be a caged sun reprint
Greendrag13: for TWO? Jeepers!
crashco17: 3 permanents wow
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Stormgod519: pink!
unleashenlightenment: hi chat judges - aren’t landers sorc speed?
LRRbot: Cosmogrand Zenith [2W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/4] | Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, choose one — / • Create two 1/1 white Human Soldier creature tokens. / • Put a +1/+1 counter o…
LRRbot: All-Fates Scroll [3] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color. / {7}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw X cards, where X is the number of differently named lands you control.
SmithKurosaki: The almost mirror match
LRRbot: Pinnacle Starcage [1WW] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, exile all artifacts and creatures with mana value 2 or less until this artifact leaves the battlefield. / {6}{W}{W}: Put each card exil…
Cody Bauman: that's such sweet sentiments
Cody Bauman: oh they reprinted this card? damnit
DryBonesDM: I like that point of non verbal communication with people.
LRRbot: Terrapact Intimidator [1R] | Creature — Kavu Scout [2/1] | When this creature enters, target opponent may have you create two Lander tokens. If they don't, put two +1/+1 counters on this creature.
James Frank: Kathleen going to be ramping
aceviru: it's not a reprint. if you mean it's replacing Temp lockdown, it's doing a little more than that
James Frank: Which she needs...
crashco17: No
LRRbot: Meltstrider Eulogist [2G] | Creature — Insect Soldier [3/3] | Whenever a creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it dies, draw a card.
crashco17: It's 2 generic tap sac
Stormgod519: nope
unleashenlightenment: hey that makes them so much better
the_phantom_game_player: I think that was Good Games Morley's peview card
ContingentCat: I remember that book Cori
crashco17: @the_phantom_game_player pee view
the_phantom_game_player: @crashco17 sorry, preview
Stormgod519: oh hey
crashco17: This was errated
mweepigeon: I think speaker for the dead was still quite good and then xenocide/children of the mind went off the rails a bit
crashco17: To creature you control
Stormgod519: wow what a stack war!
Dog_of_Myth: The Stack!
LRRbot: Dual-Sun Technique [1W] | Instant | Target creature you control gains double strike until end of turn. If it has a +1/+1 counter on it, draw a card.
jjjdanny: We're playing Magic!
warboss5: Dat stack doh
Stormgod519: @crashco17 they are aware
battlegander: a counter war ! but not what you thiinnk
tryllebanjo: Gasp!
admiral_sky_: ooh
Bugberry: synergy
crashco17: @stormgod519 for chat! It's confusing enough as is
LRRMTG_Judge: the players are aware of the eratta.
rhys_enn: I really wish they kept diplomatic relations as a "stop hitting yourself" card. wouldve been such a fun card
jjjdanny: Clap
benjamin_wheeler: wait they errata’d the green card?
crashco17: Yes
tryllebanjo: What a combat!
VVVC_SMITE: gorgeous combat trick
30teracyte: no more green murder
MechaKuuga: This is true combat
LRRMTG_Judge: that's bait chat.
Stormgod519: lol
Dog_of_Myth:
Wheeler, Bait? Never.
LRRbot: Pinnacle Starcage [1WW] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, exile all artifacts and creatures with mana value 2 or less until this artifact leaves the battlefield. / {6}{W}{W}: Put each card exiled with this artifact into its owner's graveyard, then create a 2/2 colorless Robot artifact token for each card put into a graveyard this way. Sacrifice this artifact.
LoadingReadyRun: Every turn brings us closer (as a society) to the Star Cage
LaeliaTBR: wheeler baiting chat? thats unheard of
benjamin_wheeler: I’m not kidding I hadn’t heard of the errata
LRRbot: Luxknight Breacher [3W] | Creature — Human Knight [2/2] | This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it for each other creature and/or artifact you control.
Stormgod519: huh
benjamin_wheeler: understandable but hate it
Stormgod519: yeah
crashco17: L0l
MechaKuuga: WOW
ContingentCat:
Dog_of_Myth:
crashco17: Almost hunted wumpus levels op
Desruprot: wow
PipeSmokingOwl:
the_phantom_game_player: Hi Owen WIlson
Stormgod519: Humpus Wumpus
Stormgod519: Bird!
phoenixfeather14: squeak!
gualdhar: Paul forgot to recalibrate the universal translator
Ritaspirithntr:
Juliamon:
GhostValv:
zeathean:
ContingentCat: !venga
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crashco17: Did tori ever get the cast two spells trigger on that one turn
LRRMTG_Judge:
squeaks translates to "perfectly normal human noises"
PipeSmokingOwl: THE BUS IS COMING
LRRbot: Meltstrider Eulogist [2G] | Creature — Insect Soldier [3/3] | Whenever a creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it dies, draw a card.
DryBonesDM: k have a feeling those lander tokens are gonna be feeding a lot of chocobos in standard. ...what a sentence.
aceviru: Tifa never looked so strong
DryBonesDM: her too
DryBonesDM: Bristly Bill and that hydra
LRRbot: Dual-Sun Technique [1W] | Instant | Target creature you control gains double strike until end of turn. If it has a +1/+1 counter on it, draw a card.
DryBonesDM: kinda glad I built that deck,lol
Jaime Grijalba: what a stack
Tee Man: Did tori draw from the one spell?
LRRbot: Pinnacle Starcage [1WW] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, exile all artifacts and creatures with mana value 2 or less until this artifact leaves the battlefield. / {6}{W}{W}: Put each card exil…
LRRbot: Luxknight Breacher [3W] | Creature — Human Knight [2/2] | This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it for each other creature and/or artifact you control.
Jaime Grijalba: yeehaw
SmithKurosaki: The Value
SmithKurosaki: SQUEAK
aceviru: So 3
Jaime Grijalba: wait
Sarah: perfectly normal human noise
DarkNacht: !findquote bus
LRRbot: Quote #8351: "I don't form memories during Desert Bus." —Cameron [2022-11-16]
centurosproductions: Run the bus over with a bus
LRRbot: Pinnacle Starcage [1WW] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, exile all artifacts and creatures with mana value 2 or less until this artifact leaves the battlefield. / {6}{W}{W}: Put each card exiled with this artifact into its owner's graveyard, then create a 2/2 colorless Robot artifact token for each card put into a graveyard this way. Sacrifice this artifact.
henrizzle: God I love that card
TheKarthe: oof. Robot exclusive board wipe.
rhys_enn: Justice for the robots!
Dog_of_Myth: Robot death comes for us all.
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HadesLeprechaun: keyword "probably" wouldn't kill you
LRRbot: Seedship Impact [1G] | Instant | Destroy target artifact or enchantment. If its mana value was 2 or less, create a Lander token.
truediamondback: who is playing in the bonus round 7?
InfiniTokens: I need to practice drawing Lander tokens
Stormgod519: not even halfway there...
kumatsu: Wait, people PLAY this game?
iPsyop: @kumatsu no this is AI
InfiniTokens: @kumatsu Who knew?
centurosproductions: @iPsyop No, this is Patrick
crashco17: Mtg isn't a game it's gathering
TheBitterSuite: Might not want to crack the starcage when you know Kathleen's got one in her hand LOL
LRRbot: Pinnacle Starcage [1WW] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, exile all artifacts and creatures with mana value 2 or less until this artifact leaves the battlefield. / {6}{W}{W}: Put each card exil…
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LRRbot: Seedship Impact [1G] | Instant | Destroy target artifact or enchantment. If its mana value was 2 or less, create a Lander token.
Sixaxisv2: welcome back Modular
DryBonesDM: the mind games,lol
DryBonesDM: we don't yell,we just...type very excitedly
Sixaxisv2: what, Kathleen? trick people? never!
Sixaxisv2: she's playing Naya, very reliable
LRRbot: Wurmwall Sweeper [2] | Artifact — Spacecraft | When this Spacecraft enters, surveil 2. / Station / STATION 4+ / Flying / 2/2
iPsyop: @centurosproductions gotten
Stormgod519: oh wow
LRRbot: Glacier Godmaw [5GG] | Creature — Leviathan [6/6] | Trample / When this creature enters, create a Lander token. / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain vigilance and haste until end of turn.
Stormgod519: a Serge!
rogerivany:
Wow, Serge is out of uniform.
Desruprot: local chair almost causes Serge to fall
KaleidoscopeMind: room temp beverage buddies!
crashco17: Find sergeo
Stormgod519: hi G
InfiniTokens: Mmmm room temp
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Damn it, Serge, now I need to watch Airheads again
ElektroTal: Kathleen, you need to try the swedish soda Trocadero
crashco17: Eminem is white not brown
Stormgod519: hi Shivam
ThorSokar: one of them almost DIED
EvilBadman: Naked photos of Bea Arthur
tryllebanjo: I love that thing. So clever.
drcthulu: That's so smart
BrowneePointz: yea someone almost died
InfiniTokens: Remember Tan M&Ms?
ContingentCat: so much coffee
Juliamon: I miss tan M&Ms
lamina5432: no math before 11?
DiscordianTokkan: Not coffee beans, though
benjamin_wheeler: I wish the m&ms still wore high heels
protojman: what kinda poutine is on your rider
crashco17: I need knead
Bruceski: I enjoy how the context of this story has changed over the years. Back in the 90s it was "of course they're being weird rockstars, how could anyone think otherwise" and now it's "of course it was a canary for the rider stuff that mattered, how could anyone think otherwise?"
DeM0nFiRe:
benjamin_wheeler: specifically the one voiced by jk simmons
ContingentCat: pot twist, cat foot beans are the best
ArdCollider: alternate universe Serge: a Rancho Gordo bean sicko
centurosproductions: The Monkey's Paw Curls, you get what you wished for, but the beans are Bush's Best.
crashco17: Neil A like the moon man backwards is alien
Bugberry: @centurosproductions are those supposed to be bad?
TheWriterAleph: TWO bubblies.
ContingentCat:
crashco17: My selfish wish is more wishes
centurosproductions: @Bugberry It's not coffee is the thing.
Stormgod519: a second Yargle?
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Wait, you can put world peace on a rider?
rhys_enn: Free Magic Products for life
ThorSokar: It wasn't about them being divas, it was about safety, it was at the end of the list, so if there were no M&M's they know the venue didn't even read it, if there were M&M's but a card that said "pick them out yourselves ya jerks" that meant everything was fine, if there were M&M's but no sign that meant the same as no M&M's
IdiotPigBoy: draft box
DarkNacht: World peace is selfish, I have a lot better life if the world isn't a constant shit show.
crashco17: Tl;dr
PipeSmokingOwl: a nice bottle of whiskey, so i can have a glass or two then just take the rest home for later
crashco17: I'll be the first quadrillionaire skip trillion
drcthulu: yeah but if you wish for world peace they just kill everyone
Mr_Horrible: 1 chilled can of a local non-IPA beer
Larkonus: *Cues "Everybody Wants to Rule the World"*
Sarah_Serinde:
gualdhar: Kathleen is Ozymandias
bosqueofpines: Sup Lelouch
BrowneePointz: I’d wish that whenever I go to spend money on anything I always have enough for it
ProcyonFlynn: The DarkHero Arc - SpeedRun
crashco17: I'd wish all the genies freedom and no take backsies
centurosproductions: Kathleen will be in charge, but unfortunately she spends all 24 hours doing the paperwork.
LRRbot: Wurmwall Sweeper [2] | Artifact — Spacecraft | When this Spacecraft enters, surveil 2. / Station / STATION 4+ / Flying / 2/2
aceviru: wwrdd
LRRbot: Glacier Godmaw [5GG] | Creature — Leviathan [6/6] | Trample / When this creature enters, create a Lander token. / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, creatures you control get +1/+1 and ga…
James Frank: We on desperation plays now
Sarah: More Magic? In *my* Magic stream?
Jaime Grijalba: serge almost dies
Cody Bauman: Yippee
James Frank: Friend Serge!
James Frank: Room temperature water best water
aceviru: That's smart
Nonregional: coffee siphon
Sarah: Yeah funny how things like that get twisted to make people standing up for themselves look bad
aceviru: Haha
Sixaxisv2: you'd need Great Northern beans, obviously
James Frank: So Serge gets instant coffee and baked beans
SmithKurosaki: Nice
SmithKurosaki: Also, hi Snerge :p
DryBonesDM: I actually couldn't type out my rider either...could incriminate me,lol
James Frank: I think I would pick an assistant to give me head pats
James Frank: I like Kathleen's idea
SmithKurosaki: Kathleen opting for the purge option almost
DryBonesDM: a smell a Thanos snap in that 24 hours,lol
ContingentCat: but they'd be fun interesting new problems
gualdhar: My first wish is a list of all prior genie wishes that I can undo, because I'm sure a genie has fucked up history more than once
crashco17: When does AI just become I
Mr_Horrible: Banishing Sam Altman to the shadow dimension
BrowneePointz: Kathleen DeOzymandias
ThorSokar: I'd basically do the same as Kathleen but do 48 hours, so I could make sure I got them ALL
Ritaspirithntr:
@centurosproductions nah, she’d have other people do the paperwork!
MechaKuuga: Delete all the AI? Won't that help save the environment and raise human intelligence?
ContingentCat:
BrowneePointz: Kathleen I love of Seth Dickinson wanted to make REAL clear just how Hot the Bug Lady who runs Infinite Guidelight was. it was just very funny
LibraryWitchKei: @crashco17 Never IMO
BrowneePointz: love how*
LRRbot: Cosmogrand Zenith [2W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/4] | Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, choose one — / • Create two 1/1 white Human Soldier creature tokens. / • Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.
LRRbot: Rayblade Trooper [2W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/2] | When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. / Whenever a nontoken creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it dies, create a 1/1 white Human Soldier creature token. / Warp {1}{W}
truediamondback: if I had a genie I’d wish for a monkeys paw with the first wish, then I’d use a monkey’s paw wish to stop any genie wishes from having unforeseen reprocusions, then repeat that for the monkeys paw with a geni wish, then spend the rest of the wishes in very silly things
Opheliaway: Leeeeet's Rayblade!
gualdhar: if you love it, let it rip
Ritaspirithntr: ^
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LRRbot: Hemosymbic Mite [G] | Creature — Mite [1/1] | Whenever this creature becomes tapped, another target creature you control gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is this creature's power.
crashco17: Technically the dice moved somehow to show a 4 no one can really say what gravity is
LRRbot: Dual-Sun Technique [1W] | Instant | Target creature you control gains double strike until end of turn. If it has a +1/+1 counter on it, draw a card.
Nickiatori: technically cheating is the best kind of cheating
crashco17: Selesnya counters matter looks somewhat real
crashco17: Not many spacecrafts 2 be seen
GasCityGaming: Imagine this turn 1'd with Sazh's chocobo
rogerivany: I keep hearing Starcade.
LRRbot: Survey Mechan [4] | Artifact Creature — Robot [1/3] | Flying / Hexproof / {10}, Sacrifice this creature: It deals 3 damage to any target. Target player draws three cards and gains 3 life. This ability costs {X} less to activate, where X is the number of differently named lands you control.
Alkaline: The Golden Path
James Frank: Most genies were imprisoned for a reason....
Sarah: oh noooo how terrible
LRRbot: Cosmogrand Zenith [2W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/4] | Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, choose one — / • Create two 1/1 white Human Soldier creature tokens. / • Put a +1/+1 counter o…
DryBonesDM: those're some tough feet
LRRbot: Rayblade Trooper [2W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/2] | When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. / Whenever a nontoken creature you control with a +1/+1 counter…
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DryBonesDM: I make the same mistake, Kathleen
LRRbot: Hemosymbic Mite [G] | Creature — Mite [1/1] | Whenever this creature becomes tapped, another target creature you control gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is this creature's power.
James Frank: Can't be a PPR without someone "technically cheating"
LRRbot: Dual-Sun Technique [1W] | Instant | Target creature you control gains double strike until end of turn. If it has a +1/+1 counter on it, draw a card.
DryBonesDM: the best kind of cheating
James Frank: At least none of it is on purpose
BrowneePointz: the Enterprise!
VVVC_SMITE: Kathleen, you're so real for the silver symbol appeal
Bugberry: First unconditional Hexproof on a colorless creature.
Stormgod519: okay I need food
Larkonus: Survey Mechan is the kind of card I really want to play with but just have no place for.
crashco17: Me Chan
Bugberry: Survey Mechan is good for Odric.
BrowneePointz: I 100% believe the Survey Mechan is a subtle USS Enterprise reference
LRRbot: Atmospheric Greenhouse [4G] | Artifact — Spacecraft | When this Spacecraft enters, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. / Station / STATION 8+ / Flying, trample / 5/4
rhys_enn: Kinda hoping i get to do green white counters when i go to my prerelease
Nickiatori: I might be biking 25 kms to go to my prerelase on saturday
Nickiatori: and then 25 kms back
LRRbot: Rayblade Trooper [2W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/2] | When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. / Whenever a nontoken creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it dies, create a 1/1 white Human Soldier creature token. / Warp {1}{W}
jjjdanny: 🙏
niccus: manifest was two sets ago
crashco17: Cage or die mick foley
Nickiatori: I cant manifest that was from fate reforged
Bugberry: But if you manifest cage it would be face down.
DaFhaye: Manifest or manifest dread?
crashco17: If you did it the other order tho
LRRbot: Survey Mechan [4] | Artifact Creature — Robot [1/3] | Flying / Hexproof / {10}, Sacrifice this creature: It deals 3 damage to any target. Target player draws three cards and gains 3 life. This abilit…
James Frank: And the outside assistance usually hurts the person who gets it....
DryBonesDM: that and the unbearable guilt inherent in Canadians 😁
LRRbot: Atmospheric Greenhouse [4G] | Artifact — Spacecraft | When this Spacecraft enters, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. / Station / STATION 8+ / Flying, trample / 5/4
EldaverD: All the cage talk certainly does make this a "Face/Off" *two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff*
DryBonesDM: I know it's a big joke but I've never met a Canadian I didn't like. it'll happen I'm sure
LRRbot: Rayblade Trooper [2W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/2] | When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. / Whenever a nontoken creature you control with a +1/+1 counter…
aceviru: eldaven, I got that reference
Jikado: sequencing. should've cast those 2 in the other order.
Sarah: It's hard playing with completely new cards while trying to be entertaining and think clearly on stream
Sarah: Everything is harder when you're streaming
aceviru: also it's been a loooong day of mtg
DryBonesDM: we learn together
Sarah: 8.5 hours of stream and we've still got another round after this
Sarah: though at no one needs to be "on" the whole time
DryBonesDM: I love ppr day,I learn so much
James Frank: At this point, they are paying better attention to the cards than I am...
DryBonesDM: bless you LRR for doing these
James Frank: Glad the prereleases at my LGS aren't this long
LRRbot: Close Encounter [1G] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, choose a creature you control or a warped creature card you own in exile. / Close Encounter deals damage equal to the power of the chosen creature or card to target creature.
Sarah_Serinde:
LRRbot: Rayblade Trooper [2W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/2] | When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. / Whenever a nontoken creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it dies, create a 1/1 white Human Soldier creature token. / Warp {1}{W}
crashco17: Ggs
MechaKuuga: GGs
rhys_enn: GGs!
insanecat6mtg:
DeM0nFiRe: Does anyone know why Close Encounter is worded that way to make the choice of creature/ warped spell a cost instead of a normal target?
KaleidoscopeMind: and you've learned about each other's music preferences!
ChillyCru: red sucks
shushu2539: those cans are dangerously placed on the edge of the table
DaFhaye: Love Tanuk
DaFhaye: He also looks so good
EVILmono: was that a win on a mull to 5?
crashco17: @dem0nfire it still targets? This is normal wording
DeM0nFiRe: But why is choosing a target a cost? That is weird
Timagio: I don't NEED anyone else, I have Ouroboroid!
crashco17: The recent one said reveal creature from hand
Larkonus: I have been known to stride a grove on occasion, but harmonious? Why, the very notion is absurd, how dare you accuse me thusly Graham. (/j)
electra310: Dad, are you space?
crashco17: The only target on that card is a creature you deal damage to
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AllTheWeasels: munitions tokens *are* the goodstuff
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AllTheWeasels: we draw ever closer to a card that just says "whenever you do X make an artifact token with no text" and I crave it
crashco17: !explain planet
BrowneePointz: I’m surprised Kathleen didn’t read that flavor text on the weftblade and lose her mind
Dog_of_Myth: Good dog
Timagio: "what"
BrowneePointz: Borge
ContingentCat: good boy
Timagio: The Borgi
BrowneePointz: Borgi
rosesmcgee: "We are the Corg"
crashco17: This will gain many lifes
ElektroTal: i find that art unbelievably disturbing
Nickiatori: you can feed the corgi to batoleme
Timagio: lil brudder can do it all on his own
arbysgaming38: @AllTheWeasels there is one from brother's war commander farid, enterprising salvager
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LRRbot: Close Encounter [1G] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, choose a creature you control or a warped creature card you own in exile. / Close Encounter deals damage equal to the power …
DryBonesDM: I am sadly gonna miss pre release. but my unemployment time is hopefully ending soon
Sarah: Fingers crossed for you then!
LRRbot: Rayblade Trooper [2W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/2] | When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. / Whenever a nontoken creature you control with a +1/+1 counter…
James Frank: Good luck on getting a job
DryBonesDM: thanks 😁
James Frank: You are welcome. Hope you keep that smile
aceviru: ggs
DryBonesDM: honestly,I'll just be glad to get out of the house...and coming from me that's quite a statement,lol
Sarah: yeahhh I get that
aceviru: (affectionate)
James Frank: Cabin fever, eh?
DryBonesDM: you have no idea
[Uli]: Woah, volume spiked?
Sarah: That's a good five words
James Frank: Now that is a cool frood who really knows where her towel is at
Sarah: And yeah volume of the prerecords has been kinda high today
DryBonesDM: so glad my volume control is close at hand,lol
DryBonesDM: gravpack is such a a good name. lots of good names in this set
DryBonesDM: half a corgi
Sarah: It's a very good dog
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Spades_Slicc: I'm confused, is that a Tract or a Beam?
crashco17: It's a bad control magic
fcloud: it's a tractor but just a lil bean
Verrain2: You've confused rays with beams!
Mai_Andra: so it becomes a card "you control"... surely there are some shenanigans that don't need it to be untapped...
Dog_of_Myth: harrow in standard will be interesting
Mr_Horrible: not just a harrow but a harrow that lets you sac a lander token
VinylMinty: Galaxy Foil island!
BrowneePointz: a Messianic figure the Monoists believe exists simultaneously in every black hole and when they reach the center theorizes the universe ends and the next begins
LibraryWitchKei: Galaxy Foil!
Dog_of_Myth:
crashco17: Rep
Mr_Horrible: @Dog_of_Myth to be fair this one is not an instant, although it's more flexible and leaves behind some possible bonus value
RurouniGeo: MEET YOU AT THE CROSSROADS
phoenixfeather14: bone thugs in harmony!
OldUncleDan: I don't know why, but that voice modulation they've been doing when reading the flavor text has been upsetting my stomach.
fcloud: bonesinger
Timagio: RATTLE ME BONES
bosqueofpines: Should be a marimba instead
crashco17: Oogabooga
crashco17: New card
jjjdanny:
Mr_Horrible: no, it's a cycle that I'm annoyed about lol
HadesLeprechaun: new card finishing a cycle!
Nickiatori: new tango land!
crashco17: Best card
drcthulu: new card, gavin did a video on them finishing 2 land cycles
Timagio: I don't NEED anyone else, I have Ouroboroid!
drcthulu: for enemy dual lands
tehfewl: Each
crashco17: AnalYSIS
Opheliaway: "each"
fcloud: thats ridiculous
crashco17: Each
Bugberry: Magic loves "last words" flavor text as much as "Elvish expression meaning" flavor text.
BrowneePointz: Galaxy Foil!!
Xavorin: Current landfall decks will be going even MORE brrrrr
DaFhaye: Wait I'm sorry. What was that plant?
Timagio: Imagine if they had opened an Ancient Tomb for their fancy card.
Timagio: @DaFhaye It gets big
BrowneePointz: @dafhaye Ouroboroid
DaFhaye: @BrowneePointz Thank you
fcloud: you don't want to overuse it. that said, please god overuse the hell out of it
Bugberry: @DaFhaye You should check out the earlier rounds.
centurosproductions: That's not Special Guests, that's the bonus sheet.
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PipeSmokingOwl: !!!!
MechaKuuga: WOWZERS
VinylMinty: damnnnn
DiabolicMelon:
blast zone is just rotating
crashco17: Lol
DryBonesDM: I can't help wondering what happened to the other half...
James Frank: That is what happens when a dog manages to catch their tail....
DryBonesDM: okay yeah,I have to check out this story
DryBonesDM: self inflicted prosthesis...it's cyberpunk all over again
aceviru: yoooo bone thugs mentioned
Grant Murdock: Vernal Fen is new! And exciting! A little exciting!
DryBonesDM: I am not saying ouroboroid out loud ever,lol
EldaverD: very 2020 green cards lol
DryBonesDM: orobororoid
BrowneePointz: Yooooo!
ElektroTal: nintendo power ass card
Opheliaway: BANGER
Mr_Horrible: oh my
Bugberry: Reminds me of Metroid
PipeSmokingOwl: there it is
centurosproductions: Oh, that *is* a Speicial Guest
Jigokuro: That's a Nintendo Power.
MechaKuuga: THIS IS THE SPICE MELANGE
ProcyonFlynn: Yeah, that pack was stacked.
accountmadeforants: Wait, I need that
fcloud: whoa
Mr_Horrible: that really does look like a pulp sci fi novel cover
fcloud: that art is amazing
Timagio: @accountmadeforants And that's how they get ya!
marxmarksman: $8000
Bruceski: We need special comic book-styled sleeves.
Nickiatori: shots fired!
Opheliaway: D:
underhill33:
crashco17: A rob or wrist?
vibratingsheep: Red Dwarf reference...?
crashco17: Take overlord why not
Mai_Andra: "That, or a Boros... "
silenceaux: Well you can't call it ouro-Boros-oid because that's red white and this is green
CamoYuki:
I have done a draft once, and I 100% just took cards I wanted 
drcthulu: If I was drafting and saw a 140$ card I'd take it
drcthulu: which the sliver overlord is
crashco17: 2nd pick if overlord is gone I take the green OP card
tehfewl: taking the cards you want is how you get the cards you want. taking the cards that win is how you get the cards you didn't know you wanted.
vibratingsheep: Rob O Ros...
Lord_Hosk: is Grahams mic on?
Nickiatori: its always wheeler
fcloud:
lua's hair is 
and im here for it
Dromos_GHG: Wow! Long day for Graham and Lua
Klistrik: The Björk buns
Darleysam: a white hole?
PhorrestGaze: let's gather this magic
LRRbot: Hullcarver [B] | Artifact Creature — Robot Assassin [1/1] | Deathtouch
CamoYuki: I love the unsleeved deck
agentofsaruman69: G, that's the left
LoadingReadyRun: *bottom left of screen
Juliamon: !mtgeoe
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Nickiatori: the unsleeved deck power move
ElektroTal: i never sleeve prerelease decks if i can avoid it. cards haven't earned the right
gualdhar: gamer can make number go up?
admiral_sky_: WOOO
crashco17: If you get a cheap deck and have nice basics unsleeved is niiice
LRRbot: Ragost, Deft Gastronaut [RW] | Legendary Creature — Lobster Citizen [2/2] | Artifacts you control are Foods in addition to their other types and have "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life." / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice a Food: Ragost deals 3 damage to each opponent. / At the beginning of each end step, if you gained life this turn, untap Ragost.
BrowneePointz: We’re going there, and then we’re gonna BE there
Timagio: THE LOBSTROCITY
drcthulu: Citizen snips!!!
BrowneePointz: you’re telling me a Shrimp fried this board?
Brozard:
RAGOST
EastCoastSam_: I WENT THERE! I'M DOING MY PART
Uniclonus: Zoidberg
crashco17: !card rock lobster
LRRbot: Rock Lobster [4] | Artifact Creature — Lobster [4/3] | Creatures named Scissors Lizard can't attack or block.
theamc2000: who wanted the lobsters out?
RurouniGeo:
serramarkov: done!
Nickiatori: does this go in canlander food?
Spades_Slicc: Are we gonna eat some munitions?
Dr_fragenstien: "what do you mean we don't have lobsters? Budget? How expensive can 50 lobsters be?"
Mr_Horrible: bro is just Arctic Eggs: The Commander
LRRbot: Steelswarm Operator [1U] | Artifact Creature — Robot Soldier [1/1] | Flying / {T}: Add {U}. Spend this mana only to cast an artifact spell. / {T}: Add {U}{U}. Spend this mana only to activate abilities of artifact sources.
punahougirl84: Lobster! We need drawn butter...
DNAli3n: i'm off, ill catch the rest on the vod, but i need to sleep
fcloud: wheeler's ability to repeat himself with precisely the same intonation is making me jealous
tehfewl: 2 blana
fcloud: donkey kong bluemanza
LRRbot: Cosmogrand Zenith [2W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/4] | Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, choose one — / • Create two 1/1 white Human Soldier creature tokens. / • Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.
rhys_enn: Woah blue mana blan blana
bubba0077: 🦞
ElektroTal: The Shivamest card
Sarah: Yeah okay that's rad
James Frank: Nice....
DryBonesDM: holy what?! that is incredible art!
Nonregional: Looks like a secret lair
DryBonesDM: right in the childhood,wow
James Frank: speaking of pick 2 draft, are they going to do that on any paper fights?
DryBonesDM: yeah...think I'm in on this set. ...dangit,I was doing so well
Sarah: Like they did this past Friday?
James Frank: Gah, I am so behind on videos. They did that?
James Frank: Well, I know what I am watching tomorrow. Still need to finish the commander video...
LRRbot: Hullcarver [B] | Artifact Creature — Robot Assassin [1/1] | Deathtouch
Sarah: They did! Only a couple days ago
LRRbot: Ragost, Deft Gastronaut [RW] | Legendary Creature — Lobster Citizen [2/2] | Artifacts you control are Foods in addition to their other types and have "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 li…
DryBonesDM: since so much of my golgari toxic deck is rotating out,that Hullcarver is gonna be friends with Fynn real quick
James Frank: Thanks for letting me know
aceviru: DJ welly brought the lobster
LRRbot: Steelswarm Operator [1U] | Artifact Creature — Robot Soldier [1/1] | Flying / {T}: Add {U}. Spend this mana only to cast an artifact spell. / {T}: Add {U}{U}. Spend this mana only to activate abiliti…
James Frank: Is it a law that you have to make a "shrimp fried rice" joke when playing that card?
DryBonesDM: it should be
LRRbot: Cosmogrand Zenith [2W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/4] | Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, choose one — / • Create two 1/1 white Human Soldier creature tokens. / • Put a +1/+1 counter o…
Opheliaway: Why did you trust him?
admiral_sky_: wotc sent all the cosmogrand zeniths to the PPR by mistake
centurosproductions: How does everyone have the Zenith
gualdhar: I'm starting to think that card is good
gualdhar: not sure why
trophyhuman: thats what she gets for giving him the "who?
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @admiral_sky_ and the sliver pools
trophyhuman: treatment earelier
ElektroTal: look
sarahparagon: lmao
truediamondback: LiarReadyRun
centurosproductions: I rarely see playable Mythics in my pools, and these guys all got the same one?
salamisuperstar: Is that 100 cards in this set?
Pywodwagon: *only* 100
theamc2000: Shivamest is a ranking title not sole spot
tehfewl: early lead for "all time favorite" card in the set
LRRbot: Hymn of the Faller [1B] | Sorcery | Surveil 1, then you draw a card and lose 1 life. / Void — If a nonland permanent left the battlefield this turn or a spell was warped this turn, draw another card.
PipeSmokingOwl: notably not each OTHER...each
BrowneePointz: the art is SO Dune
fcloud: oh really? then why isnt it shivam-ER? gottem
LRRbot: Melded Moxite [1R] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, you may discard a card. If you do, draw two cards. / {3}, Sacrifice this artifact: Create a tapped 2/2 colorless Robot artifact creature token.
ElektroTal: using mox on a common is an interesting choice
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salamisuperstar: Why does moxite not add mana?
Pharmacistjudge: I don't like moxite either
kumatsu: oh I hadn't seen Pangolin yet, I like it a lot
Pywodwagon: ya got moxite, kid
theamc2000: trash lobster
brianthebumblebear: LUA!!!!!
LRRbot: Blade of the Swarm [3B] | Creature — Insect Assassin [3/1] | When this creature enters, choose one — / • Put two +1/+1 counters on this creature. / • Put target exiled card with warp on the bottom of its owner's library.
LoadingReadyRun:
when do we get support for Pangolin typal?
Hauwulf: I'm ready for Lorwyn pangolins
theamc2000: when there are moles for the mole god
brianthebumblebear: Well we got Kavu this set. so shouldn’t be too much longer
Dog_of_Myth:
public_key_reveal_party: Good job Wheeler
kumatsu: @LoadingReadyRun we're up to 5 whole Pangolin
salamisuperstar: You can squeeze water out of cheese, so you should be able to squeeze mana out of moxite. (I don't think this analogy makes sense)
cattleprodlynn: IN each colour?
cattleprodlynn: Er, one in each colour?
Lord_Hosk: "Just because" -Wheeler 2025 brought to you by wizards of the coast
jjjdanny: Pangolin teachers at Strixhaven
Sogheim: sad we missed the boat on phyrexian pangolins
LRRbot: Melded Moxite [1R] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, you may discard a card. If you do, draw two cards. / {3}, Sacrifice this artifact: Create a tapped 2/2 colorless Robot artifact creature token.
salamisuperstar: Damn, what is this, Pauper?
ContingentCat: In case she hasn't heard recently Lua your hair looks so cool
jjjdanny: !card cosmogrand zenith
LRRbot: Cosmogrand Zenith [2W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/4] | Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, choose one — / • Create two 1/1 white Human Soldier creature tokens. / • Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.
fcloud: i understand that foil treatments have to have the same mechanics as regular cards but if they gave foil cards Warp it would be so funny
ElektroTal: the pangolin and the human soldier would be a great sci fi short story name from 1955
theamc2000: my favorite is the nightmare one
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marxmarksman: Actually there are loads of Pangolins, because of everything with Changeling.
rogerivany: Plus changlings. *ducks
centurosproductions: Um, ackshually, there are a lot of Pangolins in Magic. Every Changeling is a Pangolin even during deckbuilding.
blackroseimmortal7: is wheeler lobstering over there
ScoopPhase: I know them!
THEcodybauman:
the fade 
rhys_enn: Gloom, Prowling, reckless, Ridgescale Pangolin. and then this new red one
fcloud: changelings are ducks, sure, but...
LRRbot: Sunstar Expansionist [1W] | Creature — Human Knight [2/3] | When this creature enters, if an opponent controls more lands than you, create a Lander token. / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, this creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
centurosproductions: @fcloud And Mutant Ninja Turtles.
PipeSmokingOwl: that would be an unfinity card lol
ContingentCat: Um actually technically there are no pangolins they're cards
InfiniTokens: @fcloud Is duck a creature type yet?
fcloud: how can i work in a b52s reference here? are there any lobsters that are also mountains?
ElektroTal: rock lobster is already a card
fcloud: i'm both chastened and impressed
LRRbot: Thrumming Hivepool [6] | Artifact | Affinity for Slivers / Slivers you control have double strike and haste. / At the beginning of your upkeep, create two 1/1 colorless Sliver creature tokens.
LRRMTG_Judge: or not a card, depends on your perpective.
Mr_Horrible: hooomaigah
brianthebumblebear: Double the slivers, double the fun
Reldnahcire: !card rock lobster
LRRbot: Rock Lobster [4] | Artifact Creature — Lobster [4/3] | Creatures named Scissors Lizard can't attack or block.
ElektroTal: !card rock lobster
LRRbot: Rock Lobster [4] | Artifact Creature — Lobster [4/3] | Creatures named Scissors Lizard can't attack or block.
Uniclonus: The Sloup
tehfewl: sliver soup
Reldnahcire: Unglued at it's finest
SmithKurosaki: !card Diplomatic Relations
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
PipeSmokingOwl: if anyone is a late joiner to stream, go back and watch Ben's commander deck tech vod. its lobster steal your stuff!
ElektroTal: !card paper tiger
LRRbot: Paper Tiger [4] | Artifact Creature — Cat [4/3] | Creatures named Rock Lobster can't attack or block.
centurosproductions: I swear there are like 10 rares in this set
brianthebumblebear: Noooooo Lua!
LRRbot: Ragost, Deft Gastronaut [RW] | Legendary Creature — Lobster Citizen [2/2] | Artifacts you control are Foods in addition to their other types and have "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life." / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice a Food: Ragost deals 3 damage to each opponent. / At the beginning of each end step, if you gained life this turn, untap Ragost.
marxmarksman: You could say Lua is cooked.
brianthebumblebear: Lua, you feeling steamed?
LRRbot: Dauntless Scrapbot [3] | Artifact Creature — Robot [3/1] | When this creature enters, exile each opponent's graveyard. Create a Lander token.
frank_the_great: Surely there's some daunt
rhys_enn: Let the sexy slivers live!
PipeSmokingOwl: damn that was good
DaFhaye: Ah so me and ben were on the same page for the lobster
marxmarksman: Wow, Serge actually laughed at that joke and didn't just say it was a good joke.
InfiniTokens: @rhys_enn What features of Slivers do they find sexy? Big arms?
fcloud: gdi wheeler
Stormgod519: hya
centurosproductions: @InfiniTokens One single big arm
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crashco17: G ğ
InfiniTokens: "Flash equipment" like a trench coat?
ISCREAMSODUH: Kick her ass Ben
fcloud: like what you do with a trenchcoat
PipeSmokingOwl: lobster bisque and sliver soup
Mr_Horrible: it's a Canadian Highlander throwdown
Sarah_Serinde:
ISCREAMSODUH: In turn Lua kick Ben's ass
Mr_Horrible: sorry, thrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrowdown
BrowneePointz: I feel like Slivers would be Chowder or Chili
punahougirl84: Mmmm bisque 🦞🦞🦞
THEcodybauman: Joy-zee
MechaKuuga: Ben is not good at making "deals" that don't only benefit him
kumatsu: what is this, the Walrus and the Carpenter hours?
jjjdanny: I want clam chowder now
yakbop: this is litearlly a bit from Bojack horseman
sarahparagon: haha
LaeliaTBR: there is canonically crab in krabby patties
Mr_Horrible: "I will eat the bugs" - me looking at the bowl of sliver soup
fcloud: i need a ben/lua podcast
ISCREAMSODUH: Graham. Kick the cameras doods ass! Yall rock
BrowneePointz: that’s assuming a Lobster Alien is taxonomically related to a Lobster animal
yakbop: the chicken who runs the chicken farm
DaFhaye: Oh Graham's here
crashco17: Why are they playing 1v1v1
Mr_Horrible: The Lobster and The Cosmogrand sounds like a lost Proust novel
Opheliaway: Just become Canadian
StringCheeseRiot: How has the preprerelease been going?
ISCREAMSODUH: Camera dood.....kick everyone's and give us a OG llr broadcast
PipeSmokingOwl: as a fellow NJ resident...yes
Pharmacistjudge: Just don't take him away from Shivam
Xerodin: agreed
ContingentCat: And hire Amanda Bynes lookalikes as waitresses to say "bring in the lobsters!"
asthanius: Ben already has multiple podcasts that are just rambling. What's one more?
bosqueofpines: based
blackroseimmortal7: @crashco17 they're not. One is just chatting.
NotCainNorAbel: yep
diceanddinosaurs: Wheeler riffle shuffling hurts my soul lol
jwholla: i dont know if i would go that far
AtrusOfMyst: Can we start a Cosmic Lobster Podcast?
public_key_reveal_party: That has happened at least once with Lrr minimum
kumatsu: I may have spent time looking at rent prices in Victoria >.>
VigorishG: hell no. USA all the way
blackroseimmortal7: nah dude.
Sirius2010: who is the guest?
crashco17: I'm from Venus
Nickiatori: or force your way onto shivam and wheeler love magic, Shivam and Wheeler and Lua love magic
fcloud: sounds like a wes anderson movie
crashco17: Or mars
jjjdanny: I did watch it!
crashco17: Or chicken soup
Nickiatori: I listened to it it was silly!
niccus: not enough roux, soup broke
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Pywodwagon: go birds
Reldnahcire:
fcloud: rouxlette?
ArmstrongRGM96X: Graham desperately trying to complete a normal sentence while Wheeler happens to his immediate right
CamoYuki: classic no lands into all lands
oatway: love to support a local caws
Nickiatori: going for a walk good luck Lua kick Wheelers butt!
rhys_enn: I watched that right before tuning into the stream
atlr: i watched part of it during the break here
BrowneePointz: Ian is a Bird in a Human Suit
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BrowneePointz: like a Reverse Furry
PipeSmokingOwl: NO
circusofkirkus:
LRRbot: Cosmogrand Zenith [2W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/4] | Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, choose one — / • Create two 1/1 white Human Soldier creature tokens. / • Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.
crashco17:
1/40 chance
LaeliaTBR: LMAO
Mr_Horrible: truly a work of art
Fantusta: Go Birds!
letsbelgo: Wheeler is too powerful
Nickiatori: wheeler with the 2.5% called shot!
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Thefluffiestguineapig: But do you cackle like a bad witch? That's the true sign of your power
AtrusOfMyst: Gonna cook this lobster
Opheliaway: Great ventriliquism Wheeler
crashco17: I'll go third
PipeSmokingOwl: lost the game
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Damn, I lost the game
centurosproductions: I juxt lost The Game
crashco17: I just won the game
LRRbot: Ragost, Deft Gastronaut [RW] | Legendary Creature — Lobster Citizen [2/2] | Artifacts you control are Foods in addition to their other types and have "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life." / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice a Food: Ragost deals 3 damage to each opponent. / At the beginning of each end step, if you gained life this turn, untap Ragost.
DaFhaye: Oh really. I didn't know it was before you look at your hand
BrowneePointz: that was the most Millennial thing Wheeler has ever said and that’s saying something
crashco17: Ragovan
rhys_enn: Lobster was meant to be
jjjdanny: a deadly cook
fcloud: two lobster is a lobster mob
bosqueofpines: no, it's frozen!
ckupf: Flash Frozen!
niccus: that lobster's freeze dried
silenceaux: This lobster is frozen solid
BrowneePointz: Flash Frozen for Freshness
jjjdanny: Clap
centurosproductions: Lobster. Always frozen, never fresh
CamoYuki: I'm suddenly hungry
DMGlol: decorative lobster
PipeSmokingOwl: she is responsibly freeze drying the seafood!
BusTed:
Sarah_Serinde:
DeM0nFiRe:
rude
crashco17: 2 for 2 wow
Mr_Horrible: a thing of beauty
rhys_enn: Look whos cooking now
fcloud:
it's fine, he's got another one
LRRbot: Cosmogrand Zenith [2W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/4] | Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, choose one — / • Create two 1/1 white Human Soldier creature tokens. / • Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.
Spades_Slicc: Lua 2-4-1'd herself
yakbop: id 2 for 1 myself to just inflict that much psychic damage
DaFhaye: God I love this set
PipeSmokingOwl:
Sarah_Serinde: She did also get a card out of it
crashco17: I can't believe it's not butter
niccus: cosmogrand is such a good tractor beam target
fcloud: wheeler the kind of guy to grudgingly appreciate being beaten by good Magic
jjjdanny: could you?
LRRbot: Sunstar Expansionist [1W] | Creature — Human Knight [2/3] | When this creature enters, if an opponent controls more lands than you, create a Lander token. / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, this creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
crashco17: U could
LRRbot: Memorial Team Leader [3R] | Creature — Kavu Soldier [4/3] | During your turn, other creatures you control get +1/+0. / Warp {1}{R}
Commodore_Perry_GG: Blue now has Fell for UU
jjjdanny: !card selfcraft mechan
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
sarahparagon: -2
brianthebumblebear: Lua! Slay Queen! This is Brian btw great seeing you in Philly!!
Amaril: so anyways i started warpin' it
HadesLeprechaun: straight warpin it
sarahparagon: -4 even
crashco17: Werpenit
circusofkirkus: watch me warp, now watch me nae nae
fcloud: is anybody gonna match my warp
jwholla: boooo
Darleysam: straight warpin' it, and by 'it', hehe, let's just say, my team leader
InfiniTokens: Lua sounded very intrigued by "The Naughty Place"
LRRbot: Mechan Assembler [4U] | Artifact Creature — Robot Artificer [4/4] | Whenever another artifact you control enters, create a 2/2 colorless Robot artifact creature token. This ability triggers only once each turn.
sarahparagon: lmao
SquareDotCube: warpin' warpin' warpin', into the future
DaFhaye: I'm losing it
ScoopPhase: Lander? Hardly Know.er!
centurosproductions: Let's do the time warpin' again
fcloud: the serge laugh out loud counter is reaching unheard-of heights
centurosproductions: @SquareDotCube Warpin' makes me feel good!
stuckdazed: I'm still wondering why Alex had a popsicle stick in his overall pockets
crashco17:
seasikberry: who up warpin they team leader?
crashco17: WubTF
LRRbot: Melded Moxite [1R] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, you may discard a card. If you do, draw two cards. / {3}, Sacrifice this artifact: Create a tapped 2/2 colorless Robot artifact creature token.
crashco17: PETPET
crashco17: BeanieHipster
PorpoisesUnknown: Did anyone name their deck "Vans WARPED tour 2002"
theamc2000: +7 / +0 is a lot
Spades_Slicc: Numbers check? Did Wheeler say +7?
Opheliaway: "Bring out the lobstahs!"
bubba0077: 🦞
letsbelgo: doesn't that say +4/0?
InfiniTokens: Lobster creature: more for The Tokenator
Julian_Rogue: Okay bring out the dancing lobsters
seasikberry: @PorpoisesUnknown warped tour is back though
LRRbot: Thrumming Hivepool [6] | Artifact | Affinity for Slivers / Slivers you control have double strike and haste. / At the beginning of your upkeep, create two 1/1 colorless Sliver creature tokens.
rhys_enn: Sexy sliver time
AtrusOfMyst: Lobster Bisque
PipeSmokingOwl: Stupid sexy slivers
BrowneePointz: Chowdah back on the menu
seasikberry: delicious hive soup
chrono2x: also 2 slivers?
BloodnBullets:
soup, there it is! 
Amaril: mathology
Spades_Slicc: @chrono2x Not yet
jjjdanny: @chrono2x upkeep
letsbelgo: @chrono2x upkeep
chrono2x: ah
InfiniTokens: Serge is the canned laughter
Spades_Slicc: I sure hope Serge is paid
circusofkirkus: James hates humor
PorpoisesUnknown: If Serge is a 'plant' does that make him 1/2 a lander token?
PipeSmokingOwl: lol
crashco17: Jimmy hates hating
Dog_of_Myth:
seasikberry: i think getting adams real laugh out is the best thing
EvilBadman: Feels great, can corroborate
Stormgod519: yeah the best one has to be Adam’s real oaugh
Stormgod519: laugh
Spades_Slicc:
Yeah the soup is a problem, especially because red and white are famously bad colors for artifact removal
theamc2000: the Silverman
PipeSmokingOwl: aka Ben and the hot slivers
BrowneePointz: the Shandalari Slivers
crashco17: Is there a wood sliver
Bugberry: The Shandalari slivers were the humanoid ones. The traditional ones are from somewhere we don't know yet.
crashco17: The copy of sliver queen that serge stole from me years ago
seasikberry:
sliver queen
centurosproductions: @Spades_Slicc In Limited, they definitely are. I swear, my last three Sealed decks had pools with zero artifact or enchantment removals in my playable colors.
yakbop: who ever made the shandalar sliver look like that should be kicked in the shins
fcloud: Wheeler and the Sliver Queens, 9pm-2am, no cover, two-drink minimum
BrowneePointz: I like the Predator Shandalari slivers
PipeSmokingOwl: sosad
PipeSmokingOwl: i miss Ben Sliver
yakbop: well we cant all be right all the time
LRRbot: Melded Moxite [1R] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, you may discard a card. If you do, draw two cards. / {3}, Sacrifice this artifact: Create a tapped 2/2 colorless Robot artifact creature token.
BrowneePointz: my taste is unimpeachable @yakbop
yakbop: I have majority votes
yakbop: its me
BrowneePointz: if you shift your mountain please see a doctor
yakbop: I am majority votes
fcloud: you can't taste peaches? i'm so sorry
LRRbot: Memorial Team Leader [3R] | Creature — Kavu Soldier [4/3] | During your turn, other creatures you control get +1/+0. / Warp {1}{R}
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Stormgod519: bigger than before#
BrowneePointz: for Graham, the Kav military force is called the Kav Memorial Navy or KMN (pronounced Caiman) which is just the kind of goofy worldbuilding I thing you’d appreciate
NotCainNorAbel:
BrowneePointz: think
drcthulu: Serge's weakness, basic arithmetic
EJGRgunner:
LRRbot: Hymn of the Faller [1B] | Sorcery | Surveil 1, then you draw a card and lose 1 life. / Void — If a nonland permanent left the battlefield this turn or a spell was warped this turn, draw another card.
Mr_Horrible: Hymn of the Baller
Mr_Horrible: that art is so nice
DaFhaye: All of the void cards seem pretty good
Spades_Slicc: It's like sign in blood but you can't kill your opponent
BrowneePointz: it’s Morbvolt
PipeSmokingOwl:
goombalax: Chamberlain?
Spades_Slicc: @BrowneePointz This reminds me of my favorite part of the Morbvoltius movie
BrowneePointz: when they said it’s Morbvolting time
BrowneePointz: and they morbvolted all over the place
Spades_Slicc: exactly
Mr_Horrible: loved when they put Morbvoltius back in theaters and everyone ignored it a second time
crashco17: If i don't block its over... OK no blocks
Thefluffiestguineapig: X gonna give it to you?
LRRbot: Melded Moxite [1R] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, you may discard a card. If you do, draw two cards. / {3}, Sacrifice this artifact: Create a tapped 2/2 colorless Robot artifact creature token.
Mr_Horrible: "Making him have it" (it being the combat damage from his declared attackers)
BrowneePointz: Fodder? I hardly…
PipeSmokingOwl: lol
Spades_Slicc: Fodder? If she consents
cheshire_creeper: wait hang on yeah where's the 10%
LRRbot: Alpharael, Dreaming Acolyte [1UB] | Legendary Creature — Human Cleric [2/3] | When Alpharael enters, draw two cards. Then discard two cards unless you discard an artifact card. / During your turn, Alpharael has deathtouch.
crashco17: Fodder and mudder
PipeSmokingOwl: he did the math! lol
fcloud: actually she said "can you stop making things"
BrowneePointz: Alphi no levey-yurr lol
AgileDinosaur: A surgecharge if you will
BrowneePointz: super French elves
fcloud: that's what we call "serge pricing"
LRRbot: The Seriema [1WW] | Legendary Artifact — Spacecraft | When The Seriema enters, search your library for a legendary creature card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / Station / STATION 7+ / Flying / Other tapped legendary creatures you control have indestructible. / 5/5
BrowneePointz: Seriema…Jamaica…
Throgani: wow they're still playing?
BrowneePointz: ooo I wanna take ya. with Sami…and Tannuk
Spades_Slicc: Other Tapped*
LRRbot: Ragost, Deft Gastronaut [RW] | Legendary Creature — Lobster Citizen [2/2] | Artifacts you control are Foods in addition to their other types and have "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life." / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice a Food: Ragost deals 3 damage to each opponent. / At the beginning of each end step, if you gained life this turn, untap Ragost.
nyc_mtg: do you like rugby?
yakbop: wait.....two!?
Xerodin: wheeler so rich he got two lobsters'
crashco17: !card lobber
LRRbot: Did you mean: Coordinated Clobbering; Lobe Lobber; Lobber Crew
Gekyouryuu: "Send in the dancing lobsters!"
nyc_mtg: life is roblox
Spades_Slicc: What is Ragost lobster than?
crashco17: Rolife is blocks
fcloud: classic spontaneous lobsterjoy
Stormgod519: yououououuuuuwhatdoyoudo?
nyc_mtg: we da best music
fcloud: "i do have a card." the card: a basic land
Thefluffiestguineapig: That is a hell of a wall of slivers
nyc_mtg: lets goooo
VVVC_SMITE: throw the spaceship
centurosproductions: Flunge step
centurosproductions: Math is, in fact, for blockers
yakbop: alfalfa
kumatsu: For a second there Wheeler was singing the Mario Level 1-2 song
BrowneePointz: yep. Alpha rai ell
Stormgod519: do what?!?
Dog_of_Myth: Wheeler!
Thefluffiestguineapig:
Opheliaway: @kumatsu I heard it too
Opheliaway: Alphinaud?
PipeSmokingOwl:
bytecaster: Damage classic
centurosproductions: @Opheliaway No, he was last set.
AtrusOfMyst: They put Dr. Edgeman in Edge of Eternities?
crashco17: Did u wonnered son
Stormgod519: lol
kumatsu: New Damage, with Real Cane Sugar
Stormgod519: then Last Strike dmg
LoadingReadyRun:
Betting down at the space race track: "4 on the Slivers!"
Stormgod519: o7s...
nyc_mtg: call me asparagus
Buxx345: yessss win via lobster
fcloud: New Damage
Stormgod519: ggs!
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fcloud: Clear Damage
Stormgod519: yeah its just Graham...
jjjdanny: shipducken did not go well
circusofkirkus: yes Graham
Dog_of_Myth:
Stormgod519: its what we know Graham for...
Athelgar: "Original Recipe Damage, now served on the stack!"
BrowneePointz: Graham James and Adam are now the same person
PipeSmokingOwl: NO pass not this curse unto him!
Opheliaway: The James' Curse
rogerivany: #BlameJames
Pywodwagon: as a 16 land truther I blame Graham as well
MechaKuuga: James only draws lands, and Adam only draws CLUTCH PLAYS
Stormgod519: either its Graham curses you,or Tori reverse-curses you
Opheliaway: I am a 16 land truther too
letsbelgo: poop?
AtrusOfMyst: Bespoke Curses
Pywodwagon: Y'all still had a better time than Cedric did
Stormgod519: woooooooo!
Xerodin: only one wheeler match?
NotCainNorAbel:
500
nyc_mtg: welly have you ever played rugby?
yakbop: this ppr was 9 hours
fcloud: his caustic aura
EvilBadman: Artisanal curses
fcloud: wafting across the con
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t7112: great stuff!
nyc_mtg: woooo lua and tori!!
Stormgod519: now hang on...
circusofkirkus: we love the scrybabies!
rosesmcgee: This was great! Thanks everyone!
Stormgod519: Wheeler
lamina5432: good strem
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Electrum_Lancer:
Thank you for the games
Opheliaway: Thanks Paul
Stormgod519: Thanks Judges!!!
yakbop: WELCOME BACK ADAM!!!!!!!!
Stormgod519: Thanks Mods!!!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Glad I was able to be in chat for the last moment!
PipeSmokingOwl:
LRRMTG_Judge: Thanks everyone! - Natedogg
LRRMTG_Judge: o7 - Kumatsu
Thefluffiestguineapig: Thank you long serving mods!
LRRMTG_Judge:
always nice to be here.
Stormgod519: @LRRMTG_Judge thank you!!!
Anubis169:
Thank you chat
battlegander:
Thank you guys !!! The best part of EVERY set release safe travels back home, lua & tori !!!
Stormgod519: @Anubis169 no U!
fcloud: tori, you're lookin kinda... how do i put this... "benny"
Mr_Horrible:
yay
Thefluffiestguineapig: And long suffering mods!
LRRMTG_Judge: thank you for me its judging to be here - pywo
emperorchampion: ggs!
NotCainNorAbel:
and
centurosproductions: No, chat's a terrible place to be.
Stormgod519: Thank you Lua!!!
PipeSmokingOwl:
brianthebumblebear:
Lua!!!
Juliamon: Youtube modteam especially worked hard today
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verbs_gg: when in doubt force mono red...
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Anubis169: indeed it has!
fcloud:
thx lua 
Juliamon: Trolls were out in force early on
Stormgod519: wooooo
Stormgod519: rrrrrrrribbit!
emperorchampion: give it a wave now
kumatsu: @Juliamon but do they know about the errata?
GasCityGaming: the frogs
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Stormgod519: finale of Mine-O-Clock!?!
Opheliaway: Finale!?
Stormgod519: lol
Mr_Horrible: oh my
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Mr_Horrible: oh I've seen that one
Ritaspirithntr:
realbadatthis_: still live on youtube
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realbadatthis_: the frogs know
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Sarah_Serinde: Only the ones watching live
Stormgod519: lol
DoomBringerIL: Lua and ‘grahama’ look sitting down almost the same height @LoadingReadyRun
Sarah_Serinde: Edited YouTube vod watchers won't see this
Stormgod519: oh yay!
Ritaspirithntr:
Stormgod519: lol
Gekyouryuu: I'm still only mastery level 27 on arena, I gotta get on that
Sarah_Serinde: I feel like this will be the 4th attempt but I definitely don't remember for sure
paulohsbastos: I love you Kathleen.
Stormgod519: Rotation is very soon
Gekyouryuu: No shadowverse from Wheeler?
nyc_mtg: pauper mentioned pog
Stormgod519: SUBATON!!!
Ritaspirithntr:
ChillyCru: Chromatic Cube
Stormgod519: lol
Dog_of_Myth:
avjamethyst: ha, I am not an early bed person
tehfewl: smoking and mahjong
realbadatthis_: What's your yaku?
Stormgod519: a few...
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Stormgod519: lol
Stormgod519: BEEF!
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Thefluffiestguineapig: BEEFFFFF
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Sarah_Serinde: I still love that the name they originally got the "christ" meme from is one that people often forget how to pronounce
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blehb2002: Gramma said my name!!!!
Opheliaway: Me Chan
PipeSmokingOwl: thank gods we got MeeChan
Stormgod519: LOL
Stormgod519: very good Tori
Pywodwagon: very funny that meechan is also someone LRR adjacent (it's wiggins partner meg)
Stormgod519: oh true
Stormgod519: the usernames are great
Stormgod519: HortonFearsACoup
PipeSmokingOwl: rofl Horton
Stormgod519: so good
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Stormgod519: okay!
BasilHunter: I answer to both
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Stormgod519: ayyyyy
Opheliaway: yayyyy
Thefluffiestguineapig:
Stormgod519: DABITS!
rhys_enn: nocturnal WHAT
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TheNocturtle: someone call me?
Jigokuro:
Stormgod519: yeah
Opheliaway: oh no
nyc_mtg:
Sarah_Serinde: I gotchu chat
Stormgod519: hell yeah
pipshardfour: that's me!
PipeSmokingOwl: 4amDonuts lol
BusTed:
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Thefluffiestguineapig: So a TQ sub I see
Stormgod519:
Thefluffiestguineapig:
Stormgod519: wooooo
ChillyCru: My name was not read. Prime subs don't count
punahougirl84: Me too ☺️
Ritaspirithntr:
@thefluffiestguineapig 
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4AMDonuts:
Stormgod519: ggs everyone
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Juliamon: ah, that's why they didn't welcome you
Juliamon: it hadn't gone through, bc Prime subs are weird
ChillyCru: it keeps hiding it every time I sub
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