Let's NOPE! || The Deadseat

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Omnipotrevor: It's almost like Ben runs tech for a major streaming charity event every year
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 Mollylele: he is genuinely concerned for your single mom's unbaptized soul
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Blakemcm: Bloodborne remake when
 DaFhaye: Was that longer than Bloodborne?
Spades_Slicc: Dang, no scarlet hollow let's nope 
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 Mr_Horrible: Adam I have bad news, they're all fake
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 JusticeJuice: Why are we here? who are you two?
 ghizmou: he cares so much
 Mr_Horrible: D:
 Diabore: oh right adam tried pegging today
 saucemaster5000: I dunno man, I just want to bark up a tree
 SnackPak_: o7 vtubers
loufghyslaufey: @Sarah_Serinde Kay, seems like I missed the jist of it. Just checking.
 MAPBoardgames: Isn't Alex a Vtuber?
 DaFhaye: Ben is falling behind
 far2muchsarcasm: 
 Dog_of_Myth: The timing...
 shendaras: The tables have turned
RoastedGravy: Houshou Marine?
 bytecaster: Marine?
 saucemaster5000: play dice! (I don't know the vtuber)
Spades_Slicc: There's no shot these two are aware of the vtuber stuff happening
Misslinnythebaker: Marine
ItsThugDimmadome: Hime Hajime?
 itsr67: marine
RoastedGravy: THE REDHEAD PIRATE?
 Nigouki: Marine is too lewd for Adam
mementonyx: Do pngtubers have to get in the hole?
 Mr_Horrible: Pizza time!
RoastedGravy: Adam is too pure
 Dog_of_Myth: @Spades_Slicc True
Omnipotrevor: Calli is the one I keep up with
 spo8n: two tridents!
 bytecaster: A quident?
 RatherLargeToad: o7 for Guar
 Rhynerd: I know some vtubers let you use channel points to throw stuff at their models and/or crush them with stuff. Maybe one of them has a shovel option.
loufghyslaufey: & retell Adam's abridged story about "ever thinking about "Holes?""
  Sarah_Serinde: @loufghyslaufey They didn't say anything about The Long Game. There will be more details about the new schedule on Monday. Best not to make assumptions before that
 GasCityGaming: qui-dent?
 SquareDotCube: that's a rake
 BusTed: quintdent?
Omnipotrevor: It's the MTG symbol?
 Kramburger: It's a Pedant?
 saucemaster5000: seems like we found a "pedant"
 rosesmcgee: a pitchfork
 SymphonySolstice: quintent tarantino
 Kipstar: double bident
 DaFhaye: A chandelier on a stick
 HadesLeprechaun: thats just big fork
 MarkovDescendant: It's a fork
ItsThugDimmadome: Just pedanting in chat
RoastedGravy: They need a DC alternate version of Aquaman that wields Trident gum instead.
 WiJohn: Two short of a combat menorah
loufghyslaufey: It's a fork, Snyder. GAWD.
 xantos69: Trident and net is OP.
 niccus: apropos of nothing, it's good to be with an organization with a good record for paying its employees and charities
ItsThugDimmadome: JAIL
 betweenmyself: four out of five dentists recommend Pentadent
 BusTed: Not a polearm guy
 Mr_Horrible: wow, Adam hated the latest PoE2 update 
 saucemaster5000: adam refuses to use simple machines, club enjoyer
 Dog_of_Myth: Give me a glaive
 Diabore: claymor?
Morrigan9: i think sharp stick is the most common used weapon in history
 rosesmcgee: what about a net? or a bola?
 Mr_Horrible: he wishes they'd clayless, Ben
Blakemcm: Masamune
Spades_Slicc: Zweihander, the one taller than adam
 GasCityGaming: Naginata?
 BusTed: What about a guisarme
 otakubox0: the Naginata
 spo8n: a sharpened codpiece?
ItsThugDimmadome: Adam, favourite melee weapon go
loufghyslaufey: Buster Swors
 FinestOtter: I'm still in the camp of it should be a pentadent but with the extra 2 prongs on the other axis so that you don't miss side to side
 Diabore: @LoadingReadyRun claymor?
 rosesmcgee: let's get Freudian up ins
RoastedGravy: Adam confirmed FE Fighter
 SymphonySolstice: how do you feel about maces
 Rhynerd: the Shield and Spear was the common weapon combo for a while. Guess Adam's not basic.
realbadatthis_: no-dachi
 raulghoulia: lucerne hammer
 30teracyte: adam knows where he stands on the fire emblem weapon triangle
loufghyslaufey: Or a more generic anime sword
 saucemaster5000: halberds are a love hate
 shendaras: What about a poleaxe?
 HadesLeprechaun: and you get to say "And MY axe!"
 TheMerricat: "A five-pronged trident, also sometimes called a "quindent" or "five-pointed spear", is a type of spear with five points instead of the traditional three found on a standard trident. While often associated with the comic book and movie character Aquaman, it has appeared in other contexts, including historical and religious settings. "
 SnackPak_: the blade to handle ratio is important
Spades_Slicc: What about whips?
 Rhynerd: ah, and Adam went for the Fire Emblem method for beating spears.
 GasCityGaming: what about a warhammer?
ThorSokar:  little handle big meat
 MarkovDescendant: HAMMAR!
loufghyslaufey: Uh GUNpla sword?
ItsThugDimmadome: I feel like Adam would like a Kanabo. Just a big-ass bat
 Dog_of_Myth: DANG
 SquareDotCube: Naginata?
ItsThugDimmadome: WHOA
  s1ck1y: dentistry tools ez sweep
 ghizmou: axes are good throwing weapons
 xantos69: Adam gives big "I'll use my hammer" energy.
RoastedGravy: You know that they say about big spears.
 e_bloc: thats me, where do I get my spear
 DaFhaye: Nah
ItsThugDimmadome: Sure.
 Goombill: Gotta use an asharedni
 DaFhaye: Depends on the group
  Juliamon: I don't think Milk's here today
RoastedGravy: You gotta build that street cred
 Mr_Horrible: I dunno, Adam's very tall
 MarkovDescendant: Ask Olivia and Brian
 ghizmou: you can be if you're on the animation team
 rosesmcgee: Just like in real life, if you're wealthy enough
 itira: 
 SnackPak_: evil wizard is good
 SymphonySolstice: I agree I also want to be the lich
 RatherLargeToad: that’s Litch Privilege
 SymphonySolstice: he's spittin
polyten: lol
 BusTed: damn, already caught
loufghyslaufey: A crown
 Koshindan: Dungeon Soup
 Mr_Horrible: Adam would be the lich who keeps his phylactery in his wallet
RoastedGravy: NO ONE WOULD EVER SUSPECT IT BEN
 JessieImproved: r/AskReddit How become ethical Litch
ThorSokar: Dungeon Soup
 consolecowboy88: I thought ya were gonna say adventure time
 DaFhaye: He is right. The brain is the real weapon in LARP
 southern_woodsman: You're thinking of Dungeon Soup
RoastedGravy: IT'S THE PERFECT HIDING PLACE
stnrwzrd: Dungeon Soup
 Mr_Horrible: "I gotta know where it is!""
 rosesmcgee: library card
 mrjujubeans: PAPAMEAT!
ItsThugDimmadome: @DaFhaye Can you use someone else's or is it BYOB?
 SymphonySolstice: you fall on your keys and just die instantly
loufghyslaufey: A tome of many misfortunate probabilities
Spades_Slicc: Whips o'Hallahan
 Mr_Horrible: @SymphonySolstice I mean that's true anyway
 GasCityGaming: swarm them withthe dumpies!
 saucemaster5000: pick a dagger you coward
 southern_woodsman: Also, isn't Adam a himbo? I feel like a lich is the exact opposite
RoastedGravy: Newbies get the stick
 rosesmcgee: Morningstar
MWGNZ: 
 DaFhaye: @ItsThugDimmadome You know. It doesn't say anything in the rules
 rosesmcgee: that's a warhammer
 MAPBoardgames: Give 'im the stick!
 thatguysteve2709: Take the nunchucks and go to town
 SquareDotCube: so a bill
 KenKopin: My phylactery is in my underware drawer with my Passwort and my emergency cash.
 Mr_Horrible: armor is literally a category of castlevania enemy, bro
 accountmadeforants: I can't believe I got off-screened, I had the window open in the background. But none of that matters because I'M BACK!
 betweenmyself: @loadingreadyrun Adam needs to LARP as a Girafee https://www.dmsguild.com/m/product/400913
 raulghoulia: soul calibur whip sword
 kaijubrian: Ok but Impa with a naginata is fire
 Mr_Horrible: he's going back to the Launch Window Dauntless days
 Mr_Horrible: Axe man
RoastedGravy: AXE-pertise?
 MacbethSeemsSus: Board and nail, obviously
 SquareDotCube: warpick
 DaFhaye: One hand axe with shield is one of the best combo
 bytecaster: Any buckler enjoyers?
 mrjujubeans: axe-edent waiting
RebekahWSD: I have my father's SCA shield. It's lovely. It's made from car parts lmfao
 gamercat88: door for shield
 Mr_Horrible: Tower Shield needs a spear with it, or like a dinky one-hander weapon
 SquareDotCube: something like this? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horseman%27s_pick
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AnimeKitty:     
ItsThugDimmadome: @DaFhaye Better than trident and net?
 GasCityGaming: https://www.wowhead.com/item=32375/bulwark-of-azzinoth
 joallthedogs:   
 TheAinMAP:   
 saucemaster5000: sounds real cool kiddo
 Ms_LadyMix:    
 Mr_Horrible: hello streamer serge yager and associated chatters
AnimeKitty:   
 KenKopin: Tight Kite
 Koshindan: A man of culture.
 itira: 
RoastedGravy: Adam would just have a shield with Beej's face plastered on it.
 BusTed: job's done
 public_key_reveal_party: Shields definitely had spikes at least some times, why not weaponized your defense
 LeokadiaBosko: Kite shields are excellent weight to effectiveness ratio
 Mr_Horrible: Adam looking for that +12% all ele resists implicit
 raulghoulia: done building ship
 DaFhaye: @ItsThugDimmadome Depends on enemy I guess. I'm not talking LARP. I'm just saying in general
 betweenmyself: Adam shows up to LARP with a massive floppy neck https://www.dmsguild.com/images/8957/400913.png
 LeokadiaBosko: I'm a huge fan of Kites and Bucklers
 bytecaster: Adam would make a great Warcraft 3 footman
  SergeYager: 
 BusTed: red and white square design-ass kite shield
 Koshindan: Nah, Stormshield is for PDR. @Mr_Horrible
 magresta: putting all my points into upgrading my adam units
 Darleysam: spin the wheel, might come up S
 Mr_Horrible: @betweenmyself that's actually a photograph of him
 DaFhaye: Get the pool noodle wet first
 LeokadiaBosko: I've seen people make LARP whips and flails and they are terrible
 rosesmcgee: weapons are dangerous
 MacbethSeemsSus: Adam's the warcraft 3 peasants, but during call to arms
 Mr_Horrible: @Koshindan oh I didn't know uniques were on the table here
Morrigan9: he likes them flacid
 kaijubrian: Ben becoming a cowboy with his flail...
 BusTed: a footman's lance
 SymphonySolstice: beat your enemies with a multi-USB adapter
 BusTed: jump on it!
 xantos69: Somebody gif that.
 rosesmcgee: Gimme a sling, you're gonna feel real dumb when I take you out with one of those
 DaFhaye: Maces are scary as hell
 mrjujubeans: he likes the nunchucks
 magresta: adam is so right
The_Timo: bludgeoning damage
 saucemaster5000: okay top tier class picker
 MAPBoardgames: Maces: I don't see the POINT
stnrwzrd: clerics are OP
 thatguysteve2709: True clerics are based
 LeokadiaBosko: Maces are so simple but so effective
RoastedGravy: I like knights
 SymphonySolstice: pointy death stick is good
 calculated_uncertainties: 1 100 1
 DaFhaye: Mace with spikes or edges?
 magresta: blunt weapons >>>>
 Mr_Horrible: bzzzt wrongo
RoastedGravy: Paladins are neat too
 KenKopin: It's the underhanded mace hit that rocks.
The_Timo: blunt weapons great on armor
RoastedGravy: Gimme that knight with holy magic
 SquareDotCube: But, is Adam a winged or spiked mace person?
 rosesmcgee: Adam can't be the liche but Ben calls necromancer
stnrwzrd: guts uses a blunt weapon, seems to work pretty well
Pazy160: I am also pro-skeleton, I am 50% skeleton after all.
 Koshindan: "Practical" "Flails"
stnrwzrd: @Pazy160 only 50%
 saucemaster5000: I'm a thief player
 Geldaran: never have to sharpen a mace.
MWGNZ: explosives are also good against skellingtons and armour
 calculated_uncertainties: Was not expecting such strong shield discourse
 DaFhaye: But axe gets stuck in enemy
The_Timo: a good polearm
 Mr_Horrible: this man wants to shield bash so badly
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 MAPBoardgames: My skeleton army has the highest morale around. They can't help but smile!
Spades_Slicc: Imagine hockey with kite shields
 accountmadeforants: @Koshindan Flailing around is a good thing, right? ...right?
 bytecaster: parrying dagger?
stnrwzrd: just wear arm spikes
 LunchB0x_13: I duel with sword and buckler for buhurt and it’s real fun
 LeokadiaBosko: A good buckler is super great at LARP
 SquareDotCube: what about targe?
 KenKopin: Is Cap's Shirled a Shield or a Buckler?
 Driosenth: What about heavy gauntlet?
 Mr_Horrible: he still has Dagger Trauma
 Rhynerd: but they did help spawn the term swashbuckler, so I thank them for that.
 betweenmyself: “Satisfying KOONK” was the name of my five-man, drums only band from high school 
Omnipotrevor: Just have a little Wonder Woman gauntlet that you move around wildly to block attacks
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 xantos69: Speaking as a person who has been stabbed by a sword... I'll agree a good sword and shield is rock solid.  My issue: I didn't have a shield.
 accountmadeforants: @Spades_Slicc Hockey but everyone has a scutum. I wanna see a tortoise formation in front of the goal.
 saucemaster5000: as someone who knows a bit about broadsword fighting, having a dagger in your belt is very useful
 LordZarano: Where are you on bows?
fonkoncle: where do you both stand on vega/wolverine claws
  Juliamon: 
 Mr_Horrible: great minds converge to a single point
 Earthenone: clearly you already solved the game 
 Toxxick: What about Punching Daggers?
 couchboyj: Can't get better value than BoGo!
 SquareDotCube: but who's the Thuggalo
 Dog_of_Myth: 
  s1ck1y: rapiers yo
 SymphonySolstice: nunchucks y/n
 Mr_Bitterness: Spears?
 bytecaster: To get around shields
 Mr_Horrible: love a shamshir
 Toxxick: SHotel!
 GasCityGaming: physics say more force
 darkcyril: Horseback.
realbadatthis_: bhuj?
  Juliamon: Katars?
 DaFhaye: Slice
 Nigouki: curve is for slicing
queercrafting_chonk: Slash fic
RoastedGravy: Look, sometimes you gotta style on people
 LunchB0x_13: was a billhook or a messer mentioned yet?
 e_bloc: maybe a kopesh
skintbint: bow and arrow/crossbow/longbow?
 Diabore: iirc weight thing
 gamercat88: for slicing pleasure
 Koshindan: Slices easier.
 magresta: dont angleshame
Blakemcm: i think its more sturdy and slicy
 MAPBoardgames: Sabre or Saber?
 DaFhaye: No
 rosesmcgee: No
 bytecaster: No
 BusTed: what about a rapier
stnrwzrd: cuts yo' a$$ easier
 Kentosaurus: some are for stabbing
 Nigouki: a lot are for stabbing
queercrafting_chonk: No some stabby
 rosesmcgee: Yes
 Mr_Horrible: yeah, a rapier is for slicing 
Morrigan9: thought it was cultural
 saucemaster5000: you forgot the best medieval weapon -- religious persecution
DMGlol: it looks cooler 
queercrafting_chonk: And some for kachunking
 DaFhaye: A lot of straight blades do not slice well
 Earthenone: not all swords are straight swords, happy [ride
 betweenmyself: less resistance when slicing due to less surface area
Spades_Slicc: Straight swords stab better
 Dog_of_Myth: Adam....
Blakemcm: the curve gives it structural strength, like an Arch in building
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RoastedGravy: You guys forgot bows and arrows
 Toxxick: Flamberge!
 GasCityGaming: crossbow vs bow?
 DaFhaye: What about a claymore?
 SymphonySolstice: ben,
 YawnLance: he got there
 SquareDotCube: crossbows and their larger namesake arbalests
 Mr_Horrible: bruh
 KenKopin: Suddenly you're trapped in a dungeon with the wrong weapon.
RoastedGravy: OH
 BusTed: 
 gamercat88: lol
 YawnLance: that's my streamer
 KenKopin: Oh ! June. Got it. 
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/PlacidMoistMonkeyYee-5dHML342kov3qRXg
RoastedGravy: Wow, Adam. Brutal
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Toxxick: cool for exactly one person, the person playting
The_Timo: throwing weapons? javelin?
stnrwzrd: what about riding a horse with a bow + arrow
 DaFhaye: Javeline?
 magresta: what about double crossbow
 Darleysam: James is a bow-and-arrow user. Says it all.
 saucemaster5000: cool mace user -- anyway, "twiiing"
 couchboyj: 
 KenKopin: Sniper doesn't translate to bows.
 itira: 
 MAPBoardgames: My knees hurt just Thinking of a stealth-archer build
Omnipotrevor: slingshots?
 Nigouki: What about loud chaos archers with whistling arrows?
ItsThugDimmadome: With or without an atl-atl?
 Mr_Horrible: what's your thoughts on Weighted Net?
 Kramburger: Sounds like someone who's mad because they got sniped
ThorSokar: what about shotput?
 Koshindan: Crossbow with pavise because it's the sedentary option. Fire and the hang out behind your mini wall.
queercrafting_chonk: Morningstar?
 MacbethSeemsSus: Where are we on Bardiches?
 Masslost: well lets nope made serge cry somewhere making fun of bows
 Mr_Horrible: of course not, you're Goliath, not David
 SymphonySolstice: how about trebuchets
 Diabore: spears bad, bow and arrow bad, but a massive arrow you throw like a spear? adam all in
 Toxxick: I really wanna see Adam give an opinion of Punching Daggers
DMGlol: a sling beat goliath
 Cavemanhar: what is this discussion about
 Mr_Horrible: he's scared of slings
 DaFhaye: Tonfa
 SquareDotCube: atl-atl?
queercrafting_chonk: Oooooo
ThorSokar: GOT'EM
DMGlol: OH SHIT 
 magresta: harpoon?
 Kramburger: Got proof for that, Ben?
 Earthenone: !findquote kayfabe
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Spades_Slicc: Prove Goliath wasn't real
 itira: 
 saucemaster5000: okay gloomhaven players, sure your fantasy is real
 MacbethSeemsSus: Eat it old testament
 Cavemanhar: halberd
 Toxxick: put that on a tshirt!
 The_Color_Twelve: Billhook
 betweenmyself: yeah huh, Goliath was voiced by Kieth David 
 zeathean: slings are very dangerous, but that is all weapons
 Mr_Horrible: just spam the up-and-over attack, you'll be fine 
 xantos69: What about just... sharp stick?
 raulghoulia: yes and
fonkoncle: is it worth getting up a tier list?
Omnipotrevor: What if he did, but was just, like, a 7ft tall dude back when everyone else was like 5ft average?
 Koshindan: The Bill because it's either a polearm or a guy.
The_Timo: tower shield?
 BusTed: how are we to hate with all this logic in the way
 LordZarano: Y'all gotta watch some blumineck (youtuber that makes videos about medieval and fantasy weapons)
 KenKopin: Tower shield is a regular door. 
 SquareDotCube: daggers
skintbint: what about a halberd?
 Rhynerd: I do remember hearing that mastering the quarterstaff is a great way to expand into mastering any other weapon.
 public_key_reveal_party: Sharpened stick, aka a spear
RoastedGravy: All this weapon talk making me think of Fire Emblem.
 Mr_Horrible: where does Trench Shovel rank for you?
 YawnLance: Sharp stick is just spear
 Diabore: @LoadingReadyRun hang on, spears bad, bow and arrow bad, but a massive arrow you throw like a spear? adam all in
 BusTed: stoned as heretics
 Koshindan: No wonder he hates slings.
 MarkovDescendant: @xantos69 Oh oh oh fresh fruit not good enough for you eh?
 xantos69: People would try and write songs about you.
 Darleysam: only short kings back then
queercrafting_chonk: Leprosy?
 Mr_Horrible: you'd be the ogre that the evil lord releases as a last resort
bi0buster: Fight for your life every day when the peak of medicine is "spit on it"
 Kramburger: Jesus, Ben
Morrigan9: it's not the fun pit ben
 saucemaster5000: they'd just say "these people talk weird"
 itira: 
 raulghoulia: tiger chain holder
queercrafting_chonk: Turkey legs
 itira: EW
RoastedGravy: "Get yer peanuts!"
ThorSokar: FRESH SAUSSAGES!!!
 Darleysam: "this man's casting spells, get him"
 saucemaster5000: Do they think history was like a monty python sketch?
 Mr_Horrible: Ben revolutionizing the stands with sausage-in-a-ben
 LunchB0x_13: Ben you can’t just make glizzy happen
 gamercat88: unleaven bread here, get ur unleaven bread
 magresta: going back in time to invent hot dogs while adam fights 3 lions
 kaijubrian: "He's speaking tongues! Thriw him in the pit!"
 MacbethSeemsSus: Btw, just trust me and chew on this mold when you feel sick
queercrafting_chonk: Hot dog alt crits
 FinestOtter: Can I be the guy who cranks the gates?
 KenKopin: Full javalin in a tiny little hotdog bun
queercrafting_chonk: Summon Joey Chestnut as an eidolon
 GasCityGaming: shotty guy who rakes the sand between fights
 ContingentCat: *cher voice* if I could turn back time
 raulghoulia: 23 skidoo
DMGlol: 
 DaFhaye: Ah. The racist
 saucemaster5000: I prefer the "deal with someone from the past showing up here" situation
Omnipotrevor: Imagine how bad everyone smelled too
stnrwzrd: @ContingentCat i'm listening...
 itira: hahahah
Spades_Slicc: Also during the 1920s was the spanish flu
 SymphonySolstice: I mean,
 xantos69: People were stupid back in the day.
 Rhynerd: 
Blakemcm: 1920!!! BEN
 Mr_Horrible: look at everyone in the great gatsby, they're all rubes
 Koshindan: They had lighters back then.
 GasCityGaming: 1920 AD
 kaijubrian: Ben caused the Chicago fire trying to make a friend.
 DaFhaye: Ben about to be burnt at the stake
 MacbethSeemsSus: What does Ben think the 20s were like?
Morrigan9: good lordy
 magresta: ben single handedly starting world war 1
skintbint: i assume they'd think were all stupid because of all the slang
 The_Color_Twelve: can you buy stock?
 GasCityGaming: they had gas stoves and stuff
 KenKopin: I made the sun dissappear! (We know about Eclipses, my good sir)
 MarkovDescendant: Lighters were invented before matches were
 Ravensfest: All those 1920 rubes like Einstein?
Spades_Slicc: Oh I see Adam meant 1920 BC
queercrafting_chonk: They got loads of cocaine
Blakemcm: red dead redemption
 kaijubrian: Dying mostly
RoastedGravy: Roarin 20s
 Mr_Horrible: flapping
 The_Color_Twelve: prohibition?
 RatherLargeToad: drugs mostly
queercrafting_chonk: Just everywhere
 SymphonySolstice: having the flu
JDMan94: LOTS of alcohol
 Earthenone: teaching the flappers about fire
 MarkovDescendant: The Charleston
 UltraVioletVodoo: The Great Depression was on the horizon
RoastedGravy: It's the Party That Never Stopped (Until It Stopped)
 LunchB0x_13: WWI
 saucemaster5000: are you white? cause big difference
 Nigouki: go to 1920s and tip Imperial Japan off about fission. Come back to present and every country is anime
stnrwzrd: walking in mud and poo
stnrwzrd: in dirty socks
 Mr_Horrible: someone who'll take a bullet for you
realbadatthis_: 1920s? post pandemic fascism?
 ButButTheJesus: working the worst hours every day in a factory/mine
 omdorastrix: After a war, inventing Quantum Mechanics
 Earthenone: people who would support your cause either by morals or faith
 raulghoulia: gods real goliath isn't. got it
 Darleysam: yeah and Goliath is pissed at you
 Mr_Horrible: the first Canadian Isekai
 KenKopin: God's like... How did you get here?
 gamercat88: wait is this in Canada then super easy mode
 xantos69: And we would call the movie "Roaring Christmas"
 FinestOtter: In Canada or somewhere else in the world? Say... Austria?
 ContingentCat: spread the word about washing hands
 omdorastrix: You're not vacced against smallpox
 SymphonySolstice: can't spell tetanus without anus
 saucemaster5000: jerkin robos
 Mr_Horrible: @ContingentCat a good way to get thrown in the asylum
 YawnLance: What if it was a really big penis?
 public_key_reveal_party: Ben invents germ theory, gets executed
 omdorastrix: Nope
 betweenmyself: Counterpoint: you go back with modern diseases and wipe out the nation.
 GasCityGaming: I am
RoastedGravy: Smallpox is extinct.
 NotCainNorAbel: nope
 MacbethSeemsSus: We stopped because it's gone
bi0buster: More likely you'd get bodyslammed by long extinct bacteria your system has no immunity against.
Morrigan9: smallpox is all but gone
ThorSokar: no modern humans are, you're too young
 Ravensfest: tetanus vaccine invented in 1924
 Tangsm: No that was the boomers
 e_bloc: it  has been eradicated
DMGlol: some people are
 omdorastrix: It was wiped out - no vaxx since like the 80';s
 MacbethSeemsSus: No
RoastedGravy: Why would you get vaccinated for something that's extinct?
 NotCainNorAbel: no
stnrwzrd: no
 LadyAiluros: You accidentally take COVID back. Oops.
 goombalax: we got chicken pox but smallpox wasn't distributed when we were kids
 Rhynerd: Biggest worry would be Influenza, right?
 KenKopin: Do you have a weird round scar on your arm? That's the vaccine
 public_key_reveal_party: Smallpox is extinct* except for samples that are kept for research technically I think
 e_bloc: yeah you're getting the pox
 Dog_of_Myth: No
 ContingentCat: ouch
RoastedGravy: Extinct in the wild
 SymphonySolstice: tru
 magresta: alberta 1920s theres like 7 people there
 LunchB0x_13: cut to Ben just in a mine recreating that one video of the guy covered in mud with no shirt or PPE working the drill wrong
 ghyllnox: My parents who are in their 50s are vaxxed against smallpox, as a 30yo I'm not
 MacbethSeemsSus: Maybe warn people about that guy in Austria getting people worked up
 GasCityGaming: can confirm
 Blip2004: 1920 is also only 2 years after the flu pandemic that killed a bunch of people
 JessieImproved: Smallpox vaccine stopped in the US in 1971
bi0buster: It's why I left!
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Gaelan_Maestro: uhhhhh thats during the depression
 Gaelan_Maestro: a very very bad time for people
DMGlol: you'd want to avoid the great depression or prepare for it some way
 NotCainNorAbel: skibbity is going to get you far
 xantos69: Ben I have such bad news for you.
 GasCityGaming: every roman has a british accent
Omnipotrevor: How long would it take before you pull out your phone out of habit?
 saucemaster5000: a MODERN birtish accent?
 omdorastrix: So you want to appear where there are milkmaids and get cowpox as soon as you show up
 LunchB0x_13: transatlantic accent was never real
 magresta: ben going around doing great gatsby voice and getting beated up by some sweaty goons
RoastedGravy: Yeah, strangely the Romans were not historically British either.
RoastedGravy: 
queercrafting_chonk: Oh for sure
 omdorastrix: Alberta might be good for cowpox
 betweenmyself: Genghis Kahn famously spoke with a twang and called everyone “pilgrim”
 gamercat88: blat blat
 SymphonySolstice: how do you think people would think about your tattoos in the 20's
The_Timo: How would you explain your tattoos?
 magresta: yo they loved foreigners in the 1920s good idea
RoastedGravy: @Mr_Horrible Normans: *screaming internally*
 IsSecretlyPaul: i could survive the 20s goons
 Earthenone: im from a small island to the west
 ShaneLeeAtk: Hi, I am from Toronto
 saucemaster5000: @Mr_Horrible I'm realizing bringing IRL history into this hypothetical is utterly pointless, they are going back in time in a Loony Tunes Cartoon
 niccus: do you think you'd be able to make a friend in the 2120s?
 omdorastrix: Oh yah,  Canada flag is different in 1920
Omnipotrevor: Ben's just like "uh...I'm from Mexico, sorry"
 GasCityGaming: what if they aren't ready for that one yet?
 lamina5432: land before time mentione
 JessieImproved: Play some Johnny B Goode
 Ravensfest: I think they would ask which land. I mean they had atlases.
 Toxxick: it doesnt end well for that guy xD
 betweenmyself: hey everyone!  we’re about to go extinct, let’s sing! 
 spurius: do you know the lyrics and music to any of the songs?
 xantos69: I'd pull the whole TNG thing Data did.  "Have you ever been to Argentina?" "No" "I'm from Argentina."
 JKBalch: Aw yeah, just in time for the podcast
RoastedGravy: Adam, it's not stealing if it hasn't been invented yet
 Kramburger: That's the central conflict of the movie, Adam
RoastedGravy: 
 Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 oh, well then they can help Eddie solve who's causing all that trouble in Toon Town
 public_key_reveal_party: Time theft
 MacbethSeemsSus: Anyways flappers, here's Wonderwall
 NonjaBiru: Ben's going to sell people a bunch of trombones he doesn't have
 KenKopin: "With a capital T and that rhymes with P and that stands for Pool!"
 TheMerricat: Gyat skibbi toilet 420 skidding doo tally hoo fellow 1920's era people!
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 raulghoulia: class action suit on that movie because they advertsied Ana de Armas and no Ana de Armas in the movie
 gamercat88: lmao
 gamercat88: cuz maybe
Blakemcm: if it were me i wouldnt lose
 DaFhaye: Says all bands
 RatherLargeToad: anyway, here’s Wonderwall
SnowBuddy18: not Fleetwood Mac either
 Kramburger: I mean, you guys aren't friends with the people you work with
 Ravensfest: Music man reference?
 Mr_Horrible: yeah but you can't get your trombone in the door
 lamina5432: music man reference geez
 omdorastrix: Alberta and Sask both only joined confederation 15 years before (1905)
 Mr_Horrible: fuckers are big
 Koshindan: You could invent Electroswing before Swing was finished.
 Earthenone: bout 5 minutes
The_Timo: depends where you're sleeping
 e_bloc: just put out comfortably numb, become rich, die of consumption
 MacbethSeemsSus: Hope you like boiled food
 Toxxick: Bootlegger Ben!
 xantos69: They famously had 5 cent stores where you could get just about anything for a nickle.
 Rhynerd: A week?
 DaFhaye: Food might taste better
 saucemaster5000: "why does this 20 dollar bill say it's from 2007?"
 magresta: canadian food in 20s gotta be utter dookie
 SquareDotCube: it's the 1920s, they had egg salad sandwichs
 YawnLance: Also you get to experience the great depression
 GasCityGaming: 60 dollars for an NYC apartment in 1920
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RoastedGravy: 1920s was before standardized plumbing, I think.
 raulghoulia: Adam you don't know how to Dougie
Blakemcm: Jack Daniel's officially registered its distillery and started selling whiskey in 1866 so i bet booze is the same
 Mr_Horrible: "This is called... The Harlem Shake" "What the fuck is Harlem"
 DarknessKingCoH: But the houses in Victoria were still $3-4k.
 IsSecretlyPaul: 1920s Alcohol was like basically just warm whiskey
 ghyllnox: The great depression did a lot for food standards
 saucemaster5000: give me a week
bobAkirafett: the thing about the 1920's, is that it's the same as the 2020's
 gamercat88: women not being able to show ankles
 e_bloc: 15 years to prep
 MacbethSeemsSus: I'm picturing Ben trying to explain plastic to people
 Ravensfest: I don't think the Dougie would impress anyone in 1920s. Have you seen the Charleston?
 public_key_reveal_party: Ben shows up in the middle ages, immediately regrets not paying attention in history class
 Mr_Horrible: he can at least get the concept
 Earthenone: god gives you 48 hours to look up youtube tutorials on the 20's
 KenKopin: Sports Alminac time 
 saucemaster5000: yeah but john lithgow was right
 vanman229: go grab a kindle and load up wikipedia. That thing will last forever. time to make some money
 a_tapes: learning to dougie its easy they explain it in a 3 minute long song
 gamercat88: teach T posing
Aceviru: There's a lot of skills you learned that were not as refined back then.
 RatherLargeToad: Moonwalk and get burned as a witch
 SquareDotCube: Introduce disco 50 years early
 e_bloc: yeah everyone's gonna be like fuck the dougie, the charleston is the nuts
SnowBuddy18: teach them to do the Soulja Boy dance
RoastedGravy: Just hit em with that Crip walk
 saucemaster5000: Sure man. That'll be more popular than lindy hop
 PhorrestGaze: "hey new friends, who wants to learn how to fix nitrogen before Franz Haber?"
 magresta: yes dude
 NotCainNorAbel: he's a witch!
RoastedGravy: Go back to 1920s Japan and show them anime.
 GasCityGaming: they had cards
 rosesmcgee: Houdini would wreck you
 Going_Medium: He's a witch.  Burn him.
 niccus: when was houdini again
 LeokadiaBosko: Talking about 1920s as if that's pre-history
 omdorastrix: Hmm 1920 - you'd actually land in a nearly territorially accurate canada: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Canada_change_1912-05-15.png
 Earthenone: same with these 20's
 ContingentCat: that's a lot less fun
Omnipotrevor: You could probably start one hell of a cult
 e_bloc: murdered because of suspicion of witchcraft
 Ravensfest: houdini died in 1926
 gamercat88: God would know though
 xantos69: I'd just use my 24 hours to learn some modern chemistry techniques then file patents when I got there.
 Mr_Horrible: "Developing some extremely questionable opinions to get back to 2025"
 Darleysam: until you appear in the history books as History's Most Racist Man
 betweenmyself: travel to the 1920s: make some friends, learn card tricks, put together a strike team to take out Hitler before he gets any political power…  in that order 
 MacbethSeemsSus: You wouldn't be able to discuss sexuality at all
 saucemaster5000: Just say you are a time traveler sent by god! And some fuckers will believe you!
Omnipotrevor: You get to bring them back with you
 PhorrestGaze: Do they die?
 rosesmcgee: Holodeck episode
queercrafting_chonk: And then you'll see their reincarnation in the present!
 magresta: damn
 PhorrestGaze: Does the whole bubble get wiped?
queercrafting_chonk: Avatar Last Airbender that friendship
 Dog_of_Myth: Damn
realbadatthis_: sucks to be racist I guess
KeytarCat: As a trans woman, I'd probably get into the arts and get murdered
The_Timo: God has done more fucked up shit lol
Blakemcm: lost to time, like tears in the rain
 Koshindan: What happens if you develop romantic feelings towards the friend?
 gamercat88: wait wait what if this is actually what happens to our imaginary friends
 MacbethSeemsSus: Who do you find out at LRR's immortal?
 Rhynerd: At least they'll have a memory of a friend to look back on.
 IsSecretlyPaul: I think if you like worked 1 day loading a dock you'd have a friend immediately in the 20s
 frameshifty: hired goons?
 Mr_Horrible: less than you, on both counts
RoastedGravy: It's about 4 inches shorter.
 omdorastrix: Bonus:  in 1920 Hans Island ownership is still in dispute... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Territorial_evolution_of_Canada#/media/File:Canada_change_2023-12-19.png
 Ravensfest: @MacbethSeemsSus 100% Beej
DMGlol: you'd be pretty huge compared to most people
DMGlol: lot of malnutrition back then
 SymphonySolstice: dutch people used to get made fun of for how short they were
 betweenmyself: I mean fair’s fair:  the person you replace in the 20s replaces you now and totally fucks up your life
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Blakemcm: Kingpin shit
 magresta: adam would be a worldwide attraction
 KenKopin: Good nutrition works wonders.
 public_key_reveal_party: Andre the giant is out, Adam the giant is in
 jadielady: invent professional wrestling 
 Earthenone: everyone smoked of corse they were short
 Mr_Horrible: you'd be the guy nobody actually knew the name of, you're just "The Heavy"
 vanman229: youd walk down the street and everyone would be like "get me a cup of that guy's piss"
 bytecaster: Be careful to not become a sideshow as the giant man.
 RatherLargeToad: hired goons?
 gamercat88: Bigfooth lore started with Adam coming back in 1920
ThorSokar: people were a LOT shorter, you would have to duck through every doorway
 Nigouki: they were juuuuuuuust getting into the leaded gasoline era too
realbadatthis_: Isn't that like the average height now?
 Kramburger: Adam would rule the world with his solid bones and natural height advantage
 NotCainNorAbel: Adam might end up in a fight being that big
 Earthenone: he would be the boss in punch out
skintbint: man loving this game
 Mr_Horrible: Toka and/or Rayzar
 SquareDotCube: start blinking at low health
queercrafting_chonk: Become circus man
 itira: >.>
 KenKopin: Oh yeah. Go visit Colonial Williamsburg and see how short all those houses are.
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RoastedGravy: All them microplastics
 NotCainNorAbel: We like our calories
 saucemaster5000: Wait... I'M 5'10"! Pog!!!!!!
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 gamercat88: Yeah Im from Colonial Williamsburg, those houses super tiny and the stairs the worst
 magresta: im always saying ben is so average
 SymphonySolstice: below average let's go 😔👊
 Lord_Hosk: People don't realize that LRR are a collection of Giants
 Mr_Horrible: heads up, some fucked up shit is gonna happen to a child
 KenKopin: Send that 7'1" guy from TikTok back.
 Mr_Horrible: that's not being facetious
 consolecowboy88: so it’s like Christine or something
 quasi79fu: are we there yet??? IM hungry an thirstttttyyyy
KeytarCat: DS= dead seat
crashco17: I remember this game from 47 years ago
 James_the_Dabbler: This game is actually horrifying gang, heads up
 quasi79fu: Can we stop at mcdonalds?
 Earthenone: General Warning 07
 NotCainNorAbel: @Lord_Hosk Bill did not help with that.  People thinking he was 'just tall' and not 'holy hell he is tall'
 Mr_Horrible: what about the delicacy of a morningstar?
crashco17: Hot take nothing is scary
 IsSecretlyPaul: YEAH THAT FUN
 shendaras: 
 MAPBoardgames: A very delicate sledge hammer
 IsSecretlyPaul: THAT IS TRU THO
 betweenmyself: trigger warning: you may be subjected to 8 bit graphics and beepy boopy chiptunes
 Lord_Hosk: Parental stuff?  Like mommies and daddies touching each others mommy daddy buttons?
 Earthenone: its the 40000th warhammer that gets ya
 MacbethSeemsSus: It feels weird hearing the warning again
 JessieImproved: I never had a mobile game on trips 
 quasi79fu: turn on the air conditioner IM HOTTT
 CastleOtranto: @Lord_Hosk They Might Be
 consolecowboy88: oh heck
 MarkovDescendant: I remember playing my Game Gear on car trips
crashco17: Alternate root
 quasi79fu: I gottta go pottty can we stop at a bathrooom
 lamina5432: are we there yet
 Nigouki: it's not really a game, it's self-harm!
 consolecowboy88: can we listen to Springsteen’s Nebraska ?
RoastedGravy: I would've gotten heatstroke so hard.
 ButButTheJesus: why are men
 gamercat88: lol hotbox minus the weed
RoastedGravy: Why, Adam
 Tangsm: No, I haven't tried to have a competitive stroke
 IanAllenBird: oh that's so zippy
ItsThugDimmadome: I keep forgetting Adam's basically from Letterkenny
 Lord_Hosk: Does the driver tap out if they crash into a tree?
crashco17: I only played put a stick in the driver's face
 MAPBoardgames: Make a U-turn at first chance, you dummy!
 NotCainNorAbel: can we turn the back light on?
 ghyllnox: That sounds dangerous especially while driving
 quasi79fu: ITsss darrrrk can we have a liggght
 SymphonySolstice: theree's not much to do in saskatchewan as a teen
 quasi79fu: Hellllooo......
 BusTed: 😬
 omdorastrix: Oh.. peanuts-style dialog
Orxolon: oh oh
 LadyAiluros: Mom I gotta gooooo
RoastedGravy: I want McDonald's!!!!
 empyreon: i want happy meal 
 consolecowboy88: I like how the soundtrack is a laurie Anderson big science demo
 quasi79fu: The parents are ignoring usssss
Blakemcm: really like the look of this
 consolecowboy88: oh damn now it’s the shining
RoastedGravy: Death Road to Canada?
 Earthenone: gameboys went woke, now they are game kids
 betweenmyself: always drive directly on the dotted line
 IsSecretlyPaul: McDonald McDonald McDonald
 MAPBoardgames: A 5-hour tour!
crashco17: Muh 4th wall break
 quasi79fu: isnt thata our car?
 consolecowboy88: trippy
 bytecaster: new family?
 MacbethSeemsSus: Shout out to everyone else who got nauseous trying to read in the car as a kid
 JessieImproved: Charlie!
 quasi79fu: Yay fwienddds
 Seth_Erickson: Moron didn't think of the Happy Beach on a Summer Day
 Seth_Erickson: Give me the wish please
 quasi79fu: Oh its like oregon trail
 Koshindan: Oregon trailing it.
crashco17: Me hungy
 Mr_Horrible: "What the fuck is WASD?"
 frameshifty: not even wall chicken, but lawn chicken
 JessieImproved: We are a cool Rockabilly kid
 consolecowboy88: chomp chomp
 betweenmyself: Mommy dies of dysentery 
 MAPBoardgames: Ground Chicken!
 bytecaster: floor chicken
 Dog_of_Myth: Forrest chicken
 SymphonySolstice: chi- hm. crunch
 Mr_Horrible: just whole chickens
 Mr_Horrible: that crunch
 bytecaster: Chicken of the forest is a mushroom
 DaFhaye: Mmm ground chicken
RoastedGravy: You ever think about how millions of years from now intelligent life is gonna get so fucking confused about what WASD Means
 SquareDotCube: that's called turkey, Ben
 ghizmou: do you mean chicken of the wood?
 JessieImproved: This is the late 90s we're probably Jumpin and Jivin by now
 InconsiderateHat: They're called grouse, guys
 e_bloc: where else would chickens live
 saucemaster5000: wtf
 saucemaster5000: yeh. forest chickens
 NotCainNorAbel: Who's the hunter and who it the gatherer?
 MAPBoardgames: Ah chicken, the tuna of the land
 Darleysam: that's how ben learned to make the fire that he'll use to impress his 1920s friend
 ghyllnox: Literal mushroom called "chicken of the woods"
 SymphonySolstice: persistence predators
 quasi79fu: eeeeeeee
 Koshindan: Forrestisserie.
 DaFhaye: You find rotisserie chicken in the forest?
 public_key_reveal_party: There are chickens of the woods. They're mushrooms, but still
 bytecaster: Reality and a thing on a screen intertwined, we never had that before
 saucemaster5000: @ghyllnox You made my eye twitch
YFiddler: Isn't that a mushroom?
 DaFhaye: I would get so pissed at this kid
 betweenmyself: Flashbang the driver, like a responsible child should
 Earthenone: so unrealistic, your parrents would 100% yell at you for flashing a camera while driving
 consolecowboy88: oh shit now it’s gonna turn into altered states or some shit
 Mr_Horrible: "Kaleb please for the love of god, turn the flash off"
 LadyAiluros: Okay the old school flash recycle noise is amazing
 LordZarano: Fun fact: chickens were originally jungle birds. They evolved from red junglefowl
Mai_Andra: blinded by the sudden flash, dad flails and drives into a ditch
crashco17: Five nights at freds
 MAPBoardgames: Wow. Your character really IS starving!
 TehAmelie: what in the world
 MacbethSeemsSus: Get ye flask
 Kramburger: My daughter had a torch in the car the other night, BIG mistake
 e_bloc: horrioware
 quasi79fu: Can we stop at a gasa station for candy?
artdecosunburn: Desert Bus?
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 consolecowboy88: oh no now there are vampires slurping in the car
 Mr_Horrible: kid's a gamer, can't look up
 Veshnikard: A real gamer kid
 IanAllenBird: eep
crashco17: Wah
 SymphonySolstice: snek?
 ButButTheJesus: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
KeytarCat: I got a new kind of cheese today and it tastes green???
 quasi79fu: Mommm we sawwwww something outside
 TehAmelie: green cheese? that's new
The_Timo: if you don't hear it you know what side
 consolecowboy88: @keytarcat my ma likes purple cheese
 NotCainNorAbel: if you cannot hear the demon it is to the right
 DaFhaye: Just think if you can't hear it it must be the right
Blakemcm: saw more of the fucker that time
 TehAmelie: wouldn't it be nice if cans of gas appeared naturally
queercrafting_chonk: OMG I tried new best white cheddar cheese and it's from a giant can
 Mr_Horrible: damn, short stream
 quasi79fu: yay
bi0buster: This is cruel, forces you to listen carefully for maximum jumpscare effectiveness.
Mai_Andra: Roll credits.
 SnackPak_: 
 consolecowboy88: I can’t think of a standout cheese I have had recently but I did have a decent grilled. cheese
 saucemaster5000: prospector dad
 I_Luv_Pokeymanz: @queercrafting_chonk golden cougar? hell yeah
 Seth_Erickson: Uh oh
 JessieImproved: uhh
 consolecowboy88: now I’m just a small town southern lawyer dad
 quasi79fu: ave maria?
crashco17: Get divorced
queercrafting_chonk: Yeah cougar gold! It was a bday gift :3
 SnackPak_: eat shit old man
 Dog_of_Myth: Someone is getting two Christmas'
 e_bloc: it's like I'm 8 all over again
 IsSecretlyPaul: dad the asshole
 consolecowboy88: does dad not know what a grandma is?
 quasi79fu: Hellllp loud voicessss
 JKBalch: Damn!
 BusTed: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 consolecowboy88: Jesus crow
 Lord_Hosk: Yep... this is accurate
Blakemcm: oh god... they are the demons
ThorSokar: It's JUST like car trips with Mom and Dad!
 TehAmelie: it seems our parents have enough going on that they don't care about us shooting a bright light in the car at night
Aceviru: Yeah parents suck
 ButButTheJesus: 100 holy shit you guys. 10/10
 SymphonySolstice: hm. yeah this game really hittin
 Ms_LadyMix: in this house we stan divorce!
 Earthenone: is this a reverse parent trap, do we need to break our parrents up
 betweenmyself: behold, the two headed monstrosity!!!  
 quasi79fu: where is peter pan?
 MAPBoardgames: Roll credits
 SymphonySolstice: duuuuun
 Mr_Horrible: 
 RatherLargeToad: isn’t that a tautology?
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AntsyObliqueFalconPartyTime-XrshzPDbckj9fJhv
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Seth_Erickson: Roll those credits
 ButButTheJesus: The Thing! They Said!
 IanAllenBird: is that a normal term for that seat?
 consolecowboy88: so this is either a metaphor or kaleb got kidnapped by two demons posing as human parents
 Mr_Horrible: depends on how much of a gamer you are 
 SymphonySolstice: you can go to a happy place. your parents forgot to apply the child safety lock
 TehAmelie: i wonder how many parents technically kidnap their kids by taking them on trips they don't agree with
 quasi79fu: barricade?
 Mr_Horrible: short stream it'll be, then
 gualdhar: escape vehicle!
Kaaosa: i thought ben's gaming was only theorized and has yet to be observed in a laboratory environment
KeytarCat: @TehAmelie It's brie fermier or something.  it has a tang like cheddar, but with the buttery flavor of brie it tastes...yeah it tastes distinctly green
 SymphonySolstice: @TehAmelie every single time they go to the doctor before age 10
 quasi79fu: yay beartrap
 TehAmelie: if you take someone in a car and don't let them out when they ask you, that's a kidnapping
 otakubox0: wait a minute is this just fnaf
 MAPBoardgames: That's where I keep my beartrap too!
 MAPBoardgames: I lied, it's in my trunk.
 gualdhar: my bear trap is in the passenger seat pocket
 quasi79fu: where elese would you keep your beartrap..its for preventing bears from stealing the cars
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: cursed voyage
 TehAmelie: hey where did all our gas go
 betweenmyself: it’s only a FNAF game if we end by setting fire to the car to burn all the monsters 
 consolecowboy88: was that a puke noise?
 gawag_: it sounds like they gave each side a slightly different tone for accesibility
 quasi79fu: knock knock knock
 Mr_Horrible: the mechanics are very similar, yeah. Just juggling stuff
 Mr_Horrible: "These bear traps are ruining my gas mileage"
 IsSecretlyPaul: me
 TehAmelie: of course dad's name had to be Harold
 Mr_Horrible: me
 MacbethSeemsSus: Everything's been downhill since dad became a prospector.
 rosesmcgee: @gawag_ Doesn't help if it's only on one audio channel
Aceviru: "no we're going fishing"
 lamina5432: I could see you to having this conversation
 SnackPak_: 
 gualdhar: Mother in Law is worse than impending doom, proof
 quasi79fu: IM HUNGrrrryyy
 BusTed: dun dun duuun
 circusofkirkus: roll credits
Blakemcm: shu du du dun dun
 quasi79fu: ONe of the other chat people keeeps kicking meee backk hereeeee
 Astramentha:  title dropped 
 TehAmelie: floor chicken!
 consolecowboy88: this game needs some rewrites
 gualdhar: wait did we have to pee? is that why we pulled over?
 betweenmyself: soda make car go VOOM 
 consolecowboy88: Jeepers
drcthulu: "I'm in danger" Ralph Wiggum
 Mr_Horrible: "Put sugar in your gas tank, Kid"
 quasi79fu: it loooks friendly
 consolecowboy88: throw a tree at it
 HadesLeprechaun: can you only bear trap in car, not in game?
 quasi79fu: maybe it wants a hug
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 TehAmelie: are we playing  a game even though dad told us not to?
 Mr_Horrible: he asked us to turn it down
Spades_Slicc: Well he told us to turn it down
HadesLeprechaun: mom told us to play the game, dad said to just turn down the volume
Spades_Slicc: but for what should we turn it down?
 IanAllenBird: wuhoh
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: Oh the parents are gone
 betweenmyself: weird twitchy monster crawling toward us, accompanied by static…  This also Silent Hill now?
Blakemcm: this is neat
 IanAllenBird: are the parents gone now?
 Mr_Horrible: "reach for the steering wheel, Kid" 
 quasi79fu: oh no
 quasi79fu: I dont know how to driveeee
 consolecowboy88: plot twist: it’s been a. self driving car this whole time
johnnylongtorso: @consolecowboy88 the true horror
crashco17: Plotter twist you are the car
 quasi79fu: NOoo bambie
RoastedGravy: Hah the windshield's cracked
 HadesLeprechaun: lol, gamer instinct "deer, definitely a thing I need to hit"
Spades_Slicc: Okay so our dad yelled at us to turn the game down but has nothing to say about us reaching up and grabbing the wheel?
 betweenmyself: plot twist: the “kid” is actually in their mid 30s and still calls the parents Mommy and Daddy 
 Diabore: are we winning?
 Lord_Hosk: wow
 Diabore: ah, yes
 xantos69: @betweenmyself Nothing grosser.
 quasi79fu: I wannnt ice creammm
crashco17: I saidnshut that damn game up
 IsSecretlyPaul: watch me
Aceviru: We are but our parents are not
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 gualdhar: apparently we can ignore our problems
 MacbethSeemsSus: Nice of your terror demons to tap on the glass
 lamina5432: are we there yet
novrdd: 
 MrSarkhan: Oh I have ice cream
 betweenmyself: JAMES 
queercrafting_chonk: Jaaaaames
 MAPBoardgames: 5 miles til Frieddy's
 saucemaster5000: nah
Spades_Slicc: You got it o7
 gualdhar: James can't give you ice cream, he's jobless now
 TehAmelie: very accurate being an only child on a long car ride with the parents simulator here
johnnylongtorso: can we stop at Flicky's? can we stop at Flicky's? can we stop at Flicky's?
crashco17: Eye scream
 consolecowboy88: do you want us to @ anyone named James?
 SnackPak_: how about discord? 
 LadyAiluros: I had ice cream lol
 JessieImproved: can we get Kaleb ice cream too? kid needs it
 LadyAiluros: DQ makes ice cream cake single servings
 consolecowboy88: the “dad” is gonna bury the kid alive
 IsSecretlyPaul: ive got frozen strawberries
 bytecaster: no
 lamina5432: if he shows up it would make the day
 tehfewl: dang it, i didn't want ice cream till you said something
RoastedGravy: What flavor u want
 Lord_Hosk: ummmmm
 consolecowboy88: i want a dairy Queen dipped cone please
 gualdhar: I have toffee pudding, you can't have it
Himyul: ice cream is for winners
 magresta: ive only got sorbetto sorry
 quasi79fu: Can you turn on the radio??
 e_bloc: I got a gallon in the fridge, help yourself
crashco17: Ur too far cats
 DaFhaye: What kind?
RoastedGravy: Man hook hand car door
 TehAmelie: i was at a tapas restaurant yesterday, had about 18 dishes between the four of us, and one icecream
 consolecowboy88: he was a gamer kid she said see ya later syd
 Mr_Horrible: I mean, you're usually the co-pilot, do you share credit?
Spades_Slicc: You have to win to be a winner, haven't done that yet
ThorSokar: do you have Ice Cream?
 TehAmelie: good times
 betweenmyself: there are Trolli Sour Bright Gummy Popsicles now…  I find their texture upsetting 
Kaaosa: streamers, post league of legends match history to determine if you deserve ice cream
Kaaosa: (if there is a game within the last month you get no ice cream)
 IsSecretlyPaul: we went 2 and 2
 IsSecretlyPaul: thats at least 1 scoop
Aceviru: I haven't played so I haven't lost
 Mr_Horrible: (you're only a winner if your history has no games in the past 2 weeks)
Kaaosa: @Mr_Horrible you're too kind
Aceviru: Winner by default
 JinaMahavira: hm ice cream do I get for march of last year?
crashco17: Roof 
RoastedGravy: Adam's brain is too big
Kaaosa: @JinaMahavira you are upgraded to gelato
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 Mr_Horrible: nooooo, our resale value
 Mr_Horrible: this demon gonna really hike our premiums
 quasi79fu: yikes
 TehAmelie: the whole ass door (hyphen unspecified)!
 SymphonySolstice: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 consolecowboy88: hand dad hook car door
Blakemcm: its gamer oclock
Aceviru: Woo
 TehAmelie: i don't feel like a winner
 Lord_Hosk: Never doubted you for a minute
 quasi79fu: where did the doooor gooooo
 gualdhar: by your power combined, you are Captain Gamer!
johnnylongtorso: left shoot right shoot dad dad dad
 Mr_Horrible: Kaleb posted up
bi0buster: Can you put beartraps behind you?
 TehAmelie: chat, is this your game?
 MAPBoardgames: Child-safety locks, my ass
 MacbethSeemsSus: He said the thing!
 consolecowboy88: very freudian
bi0buster: eAt YoUr PaReNts
 quasi79fu: yay cannibalism
Bionull: Is the whole game like this or is this a mini thing?
 Mr_Horrible: kid's got 3 cokes but says he's hungry
Bionull: Question answered
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: That's my call
johnnylongtorso: The Oediseat
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 MTGRanger: Hey I love Zel...da?
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 CypherRaze: I'm late to the party, but this is a wild game to join halfway in
 TehAmelie: this is chapter 5 of 5, so something's got to happen
 Kentosaurus: if you drink soda in the game, you drink soda in real life?
bi0buster: According to the steam forums you use sodas during the driving sections.
 MAPBoardgames: Out beartraps!
 betweenmyself: the creepy voice mislead us, nooooo 
 Mr_Horrible: Nein, meine Cola!
 Mr_Horrible: Boymaste
 TehAmelie: pepsi ok?
 TheMerricat: According to their announcements on steam, this game is moddable.
 quasi79fu: Nitro
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 Austere_Squire: oh, man 47? That's at least 7.
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bi0buster: Steam forums say it's no monster attack time.
 Seth_Erickson: Put the sugar in the gas tank Adam
 Austere_Squire: how goes the spoopin'?
johnnylongtorso: cAn I hAvE a TuRn?
 Austere_Squire: i think this game would give me palpitations
 MacbethSeemsSus: So theories, what does the spider like creature represent?
 TehAmelie: it has two heads, like our parents
ItsThugDimmadome: Marital infighting probably.
bi0buster: Right is at least super obvious now.
  Sarah_Serinde: It also speaks with their "voices" (the blue and pink text)
Blakemcm: when does the beartrap go off?
 e_bloc: this seems extremely unsafe
 Mr_Horrible: @Blakemcm iirc it's if you actually get got on that side
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 accountmadeforants: 
Aceviru: Gamers
 shendaras: 
 Lord_Hosk: never didn't have it
RoastedGravy: Game won?
 Seth_Erickson: Our dad is the swerve champion
 quasi79fu: Are we there yet???
 TehAmelie: the kid was a GPS all along
 betweenmyself: so do we go back to check what happens when we lose? 
johnnylongtorso: I will protect you from the terrible secret of GPS
 TehAmelie: turning into your dad, what a nightmare
 MAPBoardgames: Freedom!
 Austere_Squire: Benjamin Kenjamin Ulmer, are you driving while playing your Gameboys?
 IanAllenBird: whoops
MWGNZ:   
The_Timo: Oh good job Kaleb
 SnackPak_: 
Aceviru: And time!
 RatherLargeToad: But the GPS demons told me to
 thatguysteve2709: Ummm
 gualdhar: hold on, is this actually scary? on Let's Nope?
 Mr_Horrible: seems fine
 accountmadeforants: I'm sure this is fine
 quasi79fu: what did you do?
 consolecowboy88: mother? yes son?
ItsThugDimmadome: Way to go, Paul
 IsSecretlyPaul: shouldn't have pushed your lane ben
 Veshnikard: looks like they are in the deadseat now
 SnackPak_: why'd you undo your dad's seatbelt? 
ThorSokar: They're never going to wake up little billy
 lamina5432: I guess we arrived
 TehAmelie: hello mosha, hello fadda
 MAPBoardgames: Nom on mom
 quasi79fu: eat?
 magresta: holy
 gawag_: just like the forest chicken
Aceviru: We having McDonald's
johnnylongtorso: pulled the wheel now he's dead
 Mr_Horrible: FORESHADOWING IS A LITERARY DEVICE WHE-
 IanAllenBird: didn't even leave the bones
 Austere_Squire: you ate the WHOLE man
 public_key_reveal_party: How fucking remote are where y'all were driving through?
Buxx345: Jeezzzz
Aceviru: And Wendy's
 MAPBoardgames: It's a heartwarming tale of a young wendigo
Blakemcm: legs hurt
crashco17: Legs broken
 NotCainNorAbel: legs hurt
RoastedGravy: @Austere_Squire Well, I mean, you can't waste it.
 Seth_Erickson: His legs are *hurt*
Himyul: well now who are you going to eat?
 consolecowboy88: the kid is gonna eat his own legs
 RatherLargeToad: good battery in this car
 iDangero: Ohhh, we're playing as Beej
johnnylongtorso: oh no, it's Minecraft
The_Timo: gameboy made me do it
 schordash: he couldn't even wait a lil 
 Tangsm: And then you remember the bag of nuggies in the back
Aceviru: No we made a left
 Mr_Horrible: "Kaleb, accountmadeforants has a better high score than you, Kaleb. You have to get back to the leaderboard, Kaleb."
 TehAmelie: now the game truly begins (?)
 Austere_Squire: have you spent like 3 months in this car?
 ButButTheJesus: right down the road
 consolecowboy88: i bet the kid actually is using one of his dad and mom’s legs
 Koshindan: You mean you could've eaten deer instead?
 Austere_Squire: no one came to look for you guys?
 MacbethSeemsSus: Blue Prince now
bi0buster: Getting big squirrel stapler vibes off of this.
 calculated_uncertainties: This is that deer game now
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: is this doing The Sorrow thing where these are all the animals you ran into?
 Seth_Erickson: Banger alert 
crashco17: You'll never catch me
 Mr_Horrible: this is actually Deltarune chapter 5
 TehAmelie: congratulations!
crashco17: Even in 58 stels
 LeokadiaBosko: Is this Frog Fractions 4?
 Austere_Squire: Well, I hate this
 accountmadeforants: This new Frog Fractions goes kinda hard
johnnylongtorso: Thirty Steps to Mars
Dezponia: What a calming and reassuring game I've arrived to watch.
 Mr_Horrible: 99 steps on a busted leg, not bad
 accountmadeforants: Ah, same brain LeokadiaBosko
 consolecowboy88: gasp!
 MAPBoardgames: Happy cave!
 Austere_Squire: go somewhere else
 Mr_Horrible: the happy cave 
 e_bloc: we all can't climb the CN  tower three times everytime we work out
 CypherRaze: 99 steps after eating two fully grown adults isn't bad
 MAPBoardgames: We win!
 Scy_Anide: I feel like I got here at a weird time
 MacbethSeemsSus: My neighbor's dog just started barking and it made me jump 
johnnylongtorso: ok?
Blakemcm: grandma? or like saytr?
 consolecowboy88: hahahhahahahhahahahha
 quasi79fu: uhhh
 gualdhar: wait that was it?
 Lord_Hosk: We won!
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 LostThePirate: I just got home and have no idea what this is, but HUZZAH we're out of TLoU territory! 
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 HadesLeprechaun: 1st try!
RoastedGravy: Well, good Let's Nope everyone
 quasi79fu: what?
 zeathean: short one today
 TehAmelie: wark
MWGNZ: ART
 SymphonySolstice: cool game
RoastedGravy: See you next week!
 consolecowboy88: that was short.
 betweenmyself: Congratulations!  (Ending 1/27) 
 IanAllenBird: short stream
 bytecaster: No closure
 Seth_Erickson: Game Good!
 accountmadeforants: Everybody dies, credits roll, good job everyone
 Scy_Anide: Oh! I'm just in time!
 schordash: inscryption??
 ButButTheJesus: fun!
 Austere_Squire: did you just get adopted by the local wendigo?
 gualdhar: this wasn't a 6 month game?
 RatherLargeToad: can we turn right instead?
 LeokadiaBosko: Fair enough for the price
 e_bloc: welp
RoastedGravy: Damn, if only it said "A Hideo Kojima game"
 shendaras: 
 lamina5432: is there a good ending or is it a play till you fail?
 gawag_: did have big inscryption vibes
 omdorastrix: Special thanks to: Godot mod launcher??!
  Sarah_Serinde: iirc there's a little more if you beat it on the hard mode
 SnackPak_: time for NG+
 hatboozeparty: GGs
 circusofkirkus: wow it didn't even crash in the final cutscene
bi0buster: Pretty sure the soda is time with no monster attacks
  Sarah_Serinde: Oh wait it's more than that, it's different in hard mode I think
 magresta: "the main campaign"
 Koshindan: Why not just call it chapter 2?
 e_bloc: if it's less than 30 minutes you can't call it a campaign
johnnylongtorso: go eat a parent or two
crashco17: Hard mode
 Austere_Squire: you must eat this many parents to continue
Dezponia: @Koshindan Because that's not hip and cool
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crashco17: That's part of the horror
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crashco17: Even narrative gives comfort
 TehAmelie: the deadseat, i wish i had known that term when i was little and always had to ride there
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 consolecowboy88: so why is mine o clock ending? did the run out of stuff to do?
 TehAmelie: well, frequently. i had to be in the middle to keep my brother an sister cousin from fighting.
 TehAmelie: cousins
 MacbethSeemsSus: @consolecowboy88 They're announcing some streaming changes during the subathon
 consolecowboy88: @macbethseemssus ohh!
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  Sarah_Serinde: @consolecowboy88 More or less. They've been playing Minecraft weekly for a long time now, plus it was getting hard to come up with fun stuff to do when you're only playing 3 hours a week
crashco17: We sat backwards facing people and flipped them off
 consolecowboy88: i just sat in the back and never ate the sandwiches my ma packed in the Cooler
 Seth_Erickson: I really like the music in this game it reminds me of the music from Faith the Unholy Trinity a little bit.
  Juliamon: Music is deece. Game overall seems pretty cool, even if it's not at all my type.
  Juliamon: Could have used a little bit more buildup to the end, but maybe hard mode fixes that
 Austere_Squire: hullo
 HadesLeprechaun: aaaah!
 YFiddler: hi
 TehAmelie: i believe it has what the kids call pacing
 betweenmyself: I assume Mine Oclock is ending so Serge can fulfill his dream of becoming the third current member of the Let’s Nope group 
 Austere_Squire: mysterious talking ad card
 quasi79fu: I want mcdonalds can we stop for a happy meal?
 MacbethSeemsSus: It's a least an interesting take on the five nights at freddy gameplay loop
 TehAmelie: Serge is the cardiac people?!
 Astramentha: serge must be protected
Kaaosa: built different (negative)
 Austere_Squire: Pokemon
 ButButTheJesus: i liked hot wheels
 saucemaster5000: BATMAN RETURNS
 DaFhaye: Maybe he will grow to resist the spoops
 Koshindan: The Pokemon in the pokeballs in the late 90's/early 2000s.
 schordash: sonic mini handheld games imo
 NotCainNorAbel: I figured that James was returning to being a blinds installer and Serge was going back to poison gas and Uno was going back to draw 4
abrandonship: the bionicle toys
 SquareDotCube: @Koshindan That was Burger King
 gualdhar: wait, does Adam eat pizza weird? we must see this on camera
 Koshindan: Oh.
 compactdisco: Definitely bionicle
 Austere_Squire: @schordash oh my god, i remember those
 magresta: imagine hitting the roof of your mouth with the pizza toppings lmao
 gualdhar: show us mukbang
 schordash: @Austere_Squire yeeeee!! they were sick! great for road trips
 HadesLeprechaun: I want you to know that as soon as you came back in voice the stream did a spook on my PC https://imgur.com/a/yrQuu1P
 TehAmelie: i'm imagining a thick juicy pineapple and olive pizza, like a monster
j_crane330: 
 NotCainNorAbel: true!
 gualdhar: SHOW MUKBANG AFTER ADS
 betweenmyself: favorite McDonald’s toys were the transforming food items (both the version 1 robots and version 2 dinos)
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: Nah cold pizza is goated
 lamina5432: 
 MacbethSeemsSus: ^
 RelwinEJ: Adam is a cheese pizza enjoyer
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: toaster oven is secret tech (not that secret)
 Bearudite: keep it in ur pants chat
 SnackPak_: streamer show food
MirrorDisco: @TehAmelie ha ha! don’t ruin the olives like that 🤣
 ButButTheJesus: not a fan of watching people eat honestly
 gualdhar: you deny us mukbang? how dare! what do I pay for here?
 vinewood_og: "F***ing figure it out!" is diabolical.
 RelwinEJ: @betweenmyself Hell yeah fellow old person
 RelwinEJ: Pizza crust is just bread.
 saucemaster5000: cold pizza is diet coke - it's still good
 Mr_Horrible: the problem is you can't get back to hot pizza crust
Spades_Slicc: cold pizza crust with hot pizza filling
 magresta: skill issue imo
 gawag_: youre jaded, ben
 Lord_Hosk: You just remember pizza being better
 saucemaster5000: @Mr_Horrible THIS
 protojman: make your own za bra
 Veshnikard: Worse pizza tastes better cold
 Mr_Horrible: pizza has 3 states: hot, cold, and reheated
letsbelgo: You old man teeth can't take it now
 DaFhaye: Eat better pizza
Pteraspidomorphi: That's why I started making my own from scratch
afterlanterns: no, that tracks
 Mr_Horrible: hot and reheated are not the same
 itira: it might just depend on the pizza place
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: Maybe you suffer from a Pizza curse
 lamina5432: seems like places around you
afterlanterns: pizza hut a few days later was great
 ghizmou: are we talking frozen pizza or restaurant pizza?
 RelwinEJ: You had more tastebuds as a kid and capitalism happened.
 omdorastrix: Dough is harder now, softer 15 years ago?  Maybe
  Juliamon: At least for me, it's all dependent on where you get the pizza
 magresta: pizza fun to make (:
 LostThePirate: The secret to good leftover pizza is ordering it with extra sauce, then it doesn't turn to cardboard.
 SquareDotCube: Maybe it's the mozzarella
 protojman: heeeeeell yeah brother
 quasi79fu: maybe its mabeliine?
 TheMerricat: If your pizza is fossilizing, you may need to store it better, that's the crust drying out
 compactdisco: It definitely depends on the pizza. Greasier pizza works better cold.
 gualdhar: of course no mukbang
 Mr_Horrible: afaik the dough is the trickiest part to get right, but once you have that...
 TehAmelie: standing outside the window wearing a Sickos shirt: "deep dish"
Blakemcm: time to lock in
 betweenmyself: did you not fill your bellies with the iciest of creams? 
 Mr_Horrible: Over The Garden Wall ahh
 MacbethSeemsSus: oompa loompa
 itomeshi: Burl Ives?
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AssiduousPeacefulTomatoLitFam-ilKxk0YtqP_i5wN8
 quasi79fu: 
 Mr_Horrible: in my tummy
 Mr_Horrible: yum
 Koshindan: You chose pizza.
 e_bloc: we'll fix it in post
 quasi79fu: PEter Pan?
 UltraVioletVodoo: i just ate it
 saucemaster5000: You didn't pay me
 MacbethSeemsSus: it melted
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: slant rhymes are valid, now shush and get in the chrysalid
 empyreon: I eated it while you were on break
 Lord_Hosk: Do you want Ice cream?
 RelwinEJ: I wan tweat
 ButButTheJesus: WHAR I CREEM
 betweenmyself: Adam showing restraint by not slipping into vague Eastern European voice
 gualdhar: I sent it but James intercepted and stole the dilly bars
 raulghoulia: i thought james was getting it
 Going_Medium: 
 TehAmelie: the chat delivery system is under construction
 NotCainNorAbel: Knowing where the Moonbase is and sending things to the Moonbase are very different
 quasi79fu: burp...
ThorSokar: 🍦 🍦 2 cones right here ready to go
 Mr_Horrible: it was pretty good, you really shoulda been there
 quasi79fu: oh you wanted the ice cream..Sorry i ate it
 Mr_Horrible: no, mario's a cannibal
 Mr_Horrible: it's different
johnnylongtorso: I said Mario's dead, is it in my head
 saucemaster5000: mario is a jaywalker
Spades_Slicc: The opening page might have been telling you to complete this section without eating the forest chickie
 TehAmelie: TBH if TexasReverend doesn't deliver  it it won't happen
 e_bloc: mario is the superman of videogame characters
 magresta: its hard mode brother
7gorobei: if you dont eat the chimkens do you not get the bad ending?
 Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 does it count if he's literally jumping over the road?
ashesandmochi: oh man it's been so long since i've been able to catch let's nope i forgot it was on at this time
 MacbethSeemsSus: eat barricade
 saucemaster5000: @Mr_Horrible I mean, I'd arrest him if it meant I met quota
 Mr_Horrible: beartrap... bear-icade... when will they let us have a BEARCAT?
Bionull: Yeah, fill that meater
 saucemaster5000: @saucemaster5000 I was gonna go further with this, but decided.... nahh....
 quasi79fu: buttts?
ashesandmochi: it is good to catch a let's nope!!
 TehAmelie: worst parents ever?
 Mr_Horrible: damn, this kid understands narrative arcs already
 betweenmyself: the truth is Mario has been Missing since the early 90s…  Luigi tried to track him down but he couldn’t figure out all the geographic clues before I had to return the game to Blockbuster 
 MacbethSeemsSus: oh no emergency lighting's on
 Mr_Horrible: @betweenmyself this is so fuckin real
 TehAmelie: oh, i found a picture of the player character https://i.imgur.com/Fa2EpaM.jpg
Spades_Slicc: Instead of left or right Adam could say which key to press
johnnylongtorso: Adam's a real deadseat driver
letsbelgo: headphones are good for this
 JessieImproved: drift compatible
 Lord_Hosk: one shot, one opportunity
 Mr_Horrible: seems like the windows are blown out from the start
Bionull: Can't even tell what he's picking directions based on
 Mr_Horrible: Ben it's not time for the rewatch for another 3 months
 MacbethSeemsSus: Chill out Creed
Spades_Slicc: No Ben, One Shot is a good game
 SymphonySolstice: south of midnight really rubbed off on ben I see
 JosephDeath: Why House of the Rising Sun?
 quasi79fu: this sounds like a Lady Gaga song
 RelwinEJ: In the house... Of the rising.... Sun
johnnylongtorso: I love Dr. Seuss
 RelwinEJ: Guessing that's the tune you're rocking
 TehAmelie: finally, a friend
 Mr_Horrible: a child BEEN driving
7gorobei: free house in this economy? kinda tempting
 Peter_Chordash: And next time to the tune of Auld Lang Syne
 HadesLeprechaun: that child is clearly NOT driving
 ButButTheJesus: who is driving child is driving how can this be
 schordash: man, i can't get over how we ate our parents though. no coercion needed
 magresta: so true
letsbelgo: gasp
johnnylongtorso: and he liked it
 circusofkirkus: was your dad at a coldplay concert
 Kentosaurus: what a depressing game
 Mr_Horrible: "Okay girl can *you* handle the wheel? It's really hard to reach forward to swerve."
 schordash: 
 SnackPak_: tired from all that barking
 Mr_Horrible: "Remy blowing up my notifs"
 MacbethSeemsSus: Remy's been going: left, right, wheel, left, left......
 gawag_: you have less chicken slots it seems
iamn0tg00d: Wait, we can just pick a new family? Why didn't someone tell me this 30 years ago?
 magresta: you can actually
 schordash: i like to think of the food as people OR chicken. just gotta be fast enough or oops
 Mr_Horrible: it ain't "provide for you" mode
 TehAmelie: when i say "you can never be careful enough in your choice of parents" i'm usually sarcastic
frank_the_great: Just got here - this is a wild looking game. Been fun?
letsbelgo: one rule
 ButButTheJesus: game hard
 schordash:  we might be road-toast
johnnylongtorso: it's all falling apart
 Mr_Horrible: the wheels are coming off, literally
Spades_Slicc: @frank_the_great it's about a supernatural child predator and the kids it targets
Spades_Slicc: so sure
 MacbethSeemsSus: *breathes on neck*
 JessieImproved: this looks brutal
 IanAllenBird: at least with the doors off you can just see them
 schordash: @johnnylongtorso that actually made me laugh out 
frank_the_great: @Spades_Slicc Yes, I'm aware that's what IT's about 
 SymphonySolstice: rip
 IanAllenBird: whoops
 IsSecretlyPaul: ben i dropped my ice cream
johnnylongtorso: boogedy boogedy
 MacbethSeemsSus: Huh, reloaded at level
 IanAllenBird: I think no respawns was an option you didn't turn on
 Mr_Horrible: Ben I dropped your ice cream
 IsSecretlyPaul: check under your chair
 Mr_Horrible: what did he mean by this, chat
 SnackPak_: found some cake
 empyreon: eh he hee 
 ButButTheJesus: ew
 Mr_Horrible: vibing
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: I'm vibing
 gualdhar: FHNBUIFWEBIOUHJFVWERNUIOPFAWER
 DaFhaye: Doing very mid
 lamina5432: decent
 Astramentha: tvthvyrhvtfyvtyn rydbcrtce
 goombalax: gjeSnjsfklsglknsaD
 xantos69: We a bunch of stinkies.
 omdorastrix: g,jmnf j7yut
 NotCainNorAbel: fine ... fineish
 MacbethSeemsSus: ook ook
 ButButTheJesus: tired, scared
 Fe1ix66: ook ook
 spethycakes: Just got back from a work visit to an art museum, so ... IDK
frank_the_great: 10/10, had a good day
 Mr_Horrible: 
  Juliamon: Stop that
 IanAllenBird: 
 SnackPak_:   
 protojman: 
 Fe1ix66: 
 lamina5432: I missed the shooting at the start
 NotCainNorAbel: 
 InconsiderateHat: 
Trymantha: add one to the stat count
 schordash: 
frank_the_great: 
 Mr_Horrible: 
 tehfewl:   
 ButButTheJesus: 
 underhill33: 
 MAPBoardgames: 
 empyreon: 
 The_Color_Twelve: 
 raulghoulia: I got high and ate too much and now my stomach hurts
 quasi79fu: 
 omdorastrix: 
 ghyllnox: Checking in o7
 JessieImproved: 
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: I’m doing pretty good.  kinda headachey from the weather, but otherwise good
 goombalax:    
ashesandmochi: need the horror vibes for some horror work (job applications)
 Astramentha: but Juliamon HE SAID
 schordash: 
 lamina5432: srry was napping
 gualdhar:        
 spethycakes: I'd like to take this opportunity to get Personally Offended (not really)
 circusofkirkus: I'm not just a number
 Mr_Horrible: this demon's cleaning up
  Pharmacistjudge: Goodness, I just show up and I get blasted *before* I say anything?
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 DaFhaye: It's okay there's always a chance to get shot at the end
 Mr_Horrible: not even Lebron can stop them
 Blip2004:    
 MAPBoardgames: That was a stupid door anyways
 ContingentCat:   
 Mr_Horrible: REAL
 ladyjessica: good luck!
 Mr_Horrible: broke the code of the birthday buddy
iamn0tg00d: I'm trying to go to sleep to the calming dulcet sounds of... whatever this is, and the two loudest streamers I know. It's not working for some reason.
 saucemaster5000: You should've supported multiversus
 schordash: 
 NotCainNorAbel: maybe he was busy on his bday
 Mr_Horrible: he clearly does, he plays in the NBA
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: 169
 gualdhar: I stopped saying Happy Birthday to my aunt, even though her birthday is two days before mine, and apparently that's contributed to her divorce with my uncle
 DaFhaye: I don't think the lesson is harass someone till they give in
 NotCainNorAbel: if Adam's body is breaking down we are all doomed
 e_bloc: more likely to get a happy birthday from kobe
 schordash: @gualdhar 
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: @gualdhar that’s a hell of a story development!
 ButButTheJesus: did you wish HIM a happy birthday, HM?!
 Mr_Horrible: strange, my pinky *started* hurting in the last couple days
 NotCainNorAbel: is it numb and green?
 DaFhaye: Did you injure it or did it randomly start hurting?
 schordash: 
  r10pez10: uh oh, pinky
frank_the_great: Imagine being Lebron's social media guy seeing the yearly birthday message, and intentionally ignoring it
 SnackPak_: what a gamer
 ButButTheJesus: gaming outta his mind
 SnackPak_: rip
Blakemcm: gamer move
 MacbethSeemsSus: 
frank_the_great:  
 NotCainNorAbel: @gualdhar families are messed up
 Mr_Horrible: calm down Dragonforce
 schordash: 
 MacbethSeemsSus: Nice arch
 spethycakes: It's so much better as a song
 schordash: 
 Mr_Horrible: dead?
 MAPBoardgames: Who's driving?
 Mr_Horrible: just now
 calculated_uncertainties: on halloween
 consolecowboy88: he died in 1992
 Mr_Horrible: because you asked
 e_bloc: it was the microplastics
frank_the_great: MJ hasn't released anything new in a while
 saucemaster5000: bro, he was dead before the simpsons joke about him being dead
 FinestOtter: I feel the lyrics might have been different under that note card
 lamina5432: did you hear who passed today?
 public_key_reveal_party: This child is gaslighting us 
 James_the_Dabbler: Is this hard mode now
 Mr_Horrible: she knows what's up
 Mr_Horrible: sure is
 spethycakes: Just watch Bill Hader's SNL clips as Vincent Price and it's just like you have the Real Thing
 schordash: 
 Dog_of_Myth: The Hard Boys if you will.
 MAPBoardgames: There's no monster... ~Except Bartleby 
Omnipotrevor: Is your shirt cool because it is covered in blood?
 e_bloc: dont google that
 Mr_Horrible: very funny to me that the demon was like "I'll use the game to lure him to me" and now has to be like "...okay kid put the game down, it was all a ruse, c'mon"
iamn0tg00d: A happy cave and a free cleaning? This day is looking up.
varmintx0: Dad, why did you take me to gay steel mill?
 raulghoulia: dedicated to the steel workers of america keep reaching for that rainbow
frank_the_great: Why the food be flashing?
 consolecowboy88: “oh be nice!”
 FinestOtter: "Proper naughty boys"
 Mr_Horrible: I think it just speeds up traversal, so you're collecting gas faster?
ashesandmochi: meat-metre
frank_the_great: It blows
 MAPBoardgames: But you have multiple bear-a-traps
 Mr_Horrible: hard to tell with the back
 e_bloc: nothing a pair of hard boys can't handle
 Mr_Horrible: for the red eyes, I mean
 Koshindan: So what is the lack of respawning if you get everything back?
 NotCainNorAbel: ADAM!
 ButButTheJesus: oh my
 xantos69: Yea, there is alot more moaning.
 schordash: 
 itira: 
 Seth_Erickson: what do you mean gamers adam
frank_the_great: 10/10
 Mr_Horrible: explain
 NotCainNorAbel: gamers don't know
 Seth_Erickson: they aren't hitting from the back
 saucemaster5000: yes you are right congrats
 schordash: that's the peglin talkin
 gamercat88: peggin
 calculated_uncertainties: they do last longer
frank_the_great: Explain it for that dad who watches w/ his kid
 DaFhaye: What about when the game shuts down?
 FinestOtter: Stop reading all the shirts in my closet
 Veshnikard: my gold split is under a minute
 MAPBoardgames: !findquote speed run
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
 saucemaster5000: sex is the worst rougelike
afterlanterns: @DaFhaye lmao
 tehfewl: speedrun is one word
  Juliamon:   
 MacbethSeemsSus: For some reason no one posts their speed run times
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 schordash: 
 schordash: 
Spades_Slicc: Anti vehicle rabbit with the density of a neutron star
 Mr_Horrible: now have the mental image of your demon huffing and puffing trying to catch up to you with the soda
Blakemcm: the last oooone
 IanAllenBird: nooo
 BusTed: 
 Seth_Erickson: stinky red eyes
 ButButTheJesus: NOOO
frank_the_great: 
 Mr_Horrible: Joey Wheeler shaking his head
 Mr_Horrible: as far as I'm aware this one isn't made by a Christian fundamentalist, so it gets the nod in my book
frank_the_great: So that's why you don't play Minecraft
 Mr_Horrible: no, that's because minecraft stinks 
 saucemaster5000: or league of legends being a riot game, or wow... look man
 MAPBoardgames: Loop him!
frank_the_great: If no one's got me, Microsoft Teams got me
 BusTed: ez
 schordash: leroyyyyy
 Koshindan: All that Dead by Daylight experience paying off.
 Mr_Horrible: DbD loop skills coming back into play
 e_bloc: fuck teams
frank_the_great: Excel is the real GOAT
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: there be a DbD killer who's just a car
 saucemaster5000: it's so much easier to hate a game specifically because it was made by one person than recognizing how shitty an entire company is
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: do a Maximum Overdrive crossover
 schordash: 
Spades_Slicc: Red eyes with a red screen tint is kinda sucks
Blakemcm: He is beginning to believe
 Mr_Horrible: he's making the climb as the child did
 schordash:  
 Mr_Horrible: without the rope, without fear
 gamercat88: in the zone, auto zone
 e_bloc: oh man civ 7 finally added automated exploring, today is great
 HadesLeprechaun: left is 2 knocks, right is 3
Blakemcm: sick stuff
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: it seems like it's actually pretty generous with how much time it gives you to use the camera
  s1ck1y: ben's just the best to ever do it
 BusTed: Scooby Doo intro
 schordash: 
  s1ck1y: im almost done!!!
 Mr_Horrible: you giving people homework now, Savidan?
bi0buster: Hey chat I got pizza who is orange voice?
Spades_Slicc: Joe Abercrombie and Fitch?
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: oh you can talk about much of a stand-up citizen Logan is
 RatherLargeToad: Kaleb are you OK?  Are you OK Kaleb?
  Juliamon: Orange is our human kid friend
  Pharmacistjudge: no. i am not ok
 Mr_Horrible: girl we met in the cave
  s1ck1y: i have everything scheduled so im showing up at the moonbase with the first trilogy done
 gamercat88: but have they gone back to 1920 and read the book to someone yet
 Mr_Horrible: we already knew that
 Mr_Horrible: "Who the fuck still says 'supper'?"
 schordash: 
 e_bloc: supper's ready
 SnackPak_: we don't?
 Mr_Horrible: we do
 FinestOtter: This is actually scary
 Mr_Horrible: 
 Koshindan: Vroom
 InconsiderateHat: So in sync
 Veshnikard: If our parents are dead what's going to happen to Maria?
 protojman: I miss videogames. I miss my mom
 Mr_Horrible: @Veshnikard she's still in Silent Hill
 Austere_Squire: Half the World?
 Austere_Squire: is Adam an Abercrombie fan?
 schordash: okay but... the voice never told us to eat our parents, right?? that was all our own shit right?
 Mr_Horrible: Adam you need to bake a Joe Abercrumble for when Jordynne next comes to town
 MacbethSeemsSus: reversed?
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Shattered Sea was real fun
 Austere_Squire: i tried Abercrombie but he was too bleak for me
 Mr_Horrible: start learning homie
  Sarah_Serinde: sounds like quitter talk
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: Everyone can bake!
  Sarah_Serinde: Crumbles are easy too
 Mr_Horrible: I believe in you
  Pharmacistjudge: Joe AmberCrumbl cookie?
Bionull: First Law trilogy didn't work for me. I think a tragedy hits harder when there's something to lose. Everything started shit and stayed shit.
 Mr_Horrible: you're an adept learner
ashesandmochi: i made crumbles a lot when i had old granola lying around
 itira: you cant? or you havnt tried
 onetrueseth: Just finished The Devils today
Bionull: Best Served Cold was really good, though
 SnackPak_: art
 Scy_Anide: Ben turned his hearing aids off
 Mr_Horrible: "I SAID 'LEFT'!"
 Mr_Horrible: mawp
 itomeshi: MAWP
 Koshindan: Ow
varmintx0: knew that was coming'
 MrSarkhan: F
 IanAllenBird: ow
 Astramentha: a
 seepete: Good lord
 empyreon: MAWP
 darkcyril: Instant karma
 LostThePirate: mawp
 ButButTheJesus: JHAYSUS
 Austere_Squire: oh, Ben ASCENDED
hackingducks: well. that fixed my tinnitus
 Kentosaurus: rip headphone users
 schordash: did you catch what adam said? xD
 paulthemapguy: ouch my eyes and also my ears
Blakemcm: i knew it was coming but it still got me
  Sarah_Serinde: Wow my stream buffered just in time to miss whatever that was 
 lamina5432: lol
 goombalax: everyone disliked that
 Mr_Horrible: it was a good bit. it burned so brightly, so briefly
 paulthemapguy: RIP face users
 MacbethSeemsSus: *clears thoat* MAWP
 itira: blasted
 Seth_Erickson: Did you finish the Devils Adam?
Blakemcm: Castlevania
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 schordash: 
 SnackPak_: what a homie
 BusTed: 🤔
 xantos69: 50 Bits
 ButButTheJesus: 
 Scy_Anide: We're not friends but I did start reading Joe Abercrombie because of Adam.
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/PricklyAbstemiousTrayPicoMause-IVTpOZjEYRDU8fZO
 Austere_Squire: I'm glad you have a friend who likes your favorite book/author!
 schordash: f for ben's rec
varmintx0: bits are more important than friendship
Kaaosa: i bought a joe abercrombie audiobook because of adam
Kaaosa: that's why we're enemies now
 Mr_Horrible: he's making an observation about the state of GBFV:R balance. "2B fair"
 MacbethSeemsSus: Jordynne just needs to recommend Castlevania
Kaaosa: because the book is so long that i am afraid to start it
 IsSecretlyPaul: its true
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 Scy_Anide: I hope we're not enemies
 IsSecretlyPaul: they never shut up about it
Kaaosa: i have complimented you before but i would never do it to your face
 IsSecretlyPaul: IM A HABITUAL TRUTHER
 Austere_Squire: of course you are, you're not paul
 calculated_uncertainties: @IsSecretlyPaul IDK, anyone who uses the phrase 'truther' is immediately sus.
 BrowneePointz: You don't have to watch Castlevania anymore if you don't want to.
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 magresta: ivy mentioned
 BusTed: 
 DaFhaye: man these games are stressful
 DaFhaye: @BrowneePointz True because that creator is trash
 BrowneePointz: @DaFhaye Adi Shankar can suck a buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutt
 MAPBoardgames: Adam is the A in ASMR
 gamercat88: the only way to pronounce doubt
 Kidror: Just do the Carl Sagan impression
Kaaosa: ivy said that she forgets to watch lets nope every tuesday as though there's another day of the week that she could do that
 Lockraemono: hi
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: Like accent carcinization
 Austere_Squire: ah, Adam's choose your own adventure voice
 Lockraemono: ok thanks
 Lockraemono: bye losers
Ferisar: byebyeeee
 Lockraemono: I didn't rly leave don't scream
 DaFhaye: @BrowneePointz As a Devil May Cry fan it sucks that they are in control of a series I love
 Austere_Squire: like being a wendigo
 BrowneePointz: look Adam, if your Carl Sagan has taught us anything, you are actually INCREDIBLE at parroting Speech Patterns, which is actually a really good way to practice Dialects
 Mr_Horrible: "You killed your parents but y'know you could still take up piano"
 schordash: hole*
 Mr_Horrible: it needed to be a bit shorter imo
Omnipotrevor: I think Adam would probably like it
 BusTed: 🖐️
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: The yaoi hands are coming for you!
 Mr_Horrible: "You have to fight steve"
 Mazrae: Master and crazy hands
 empyreon: 
 schordash: 👐
 Mr_Horrible: okay now we know he's lying
 SnackPak_: 
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: #TrippingSavedSmash
 niccus: just take the invitation to the brawl
 thatguysteve2709: It's going to ask if you have a crt
Kaaosa: 64 was the only good one
 Mr_Horrible: I mean true, all video games are a joke
 paulthemapguy: Meta Knight was annoying as hell
 bytecaster: Kirby is the superior Sakurai series
 BrowneePointz: I'm not gonna get baited...I'm not gonna get baited...as an Incineroar Main that hurt me Adam...but I'm not gonna get baited
 DaFhaye: I mean smash feels very fitting for what they enemy is in this game
 SquareDotCube: e honkda
bi0buster: Neutral is for people without volcanic viper
Ferisar: more like smash brothers
Mashamino: 
 schordash: 
 InconsiderateHat: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/RefinedPlumpTermitePMSTwin-5w8isa2bf1r_ek6r
Kaaosa: more like volcanic diaper
 Mr_Horrible: me when I GUNFLAME
 MilkInBags: gunFLAME
 DaFhaye: Is there such thing as a good fighting game?
 paulthemapguy: lmao why did I laugh at that so much @Kaaosa
 Mr_Horrible: seems bad
 Nigouki: she didn't buckle up
 IanAllenBird: that's probably fine
 Austere_Squire: she became nature, adam, weren't you paying attention?
 MilkInBags: a major case of ragdollis
 BrowneePointz: Bonesaw is reaaadyyy!
 Mr_Horrible: some day he'll get a new joke 
 Austere_Squire: how much more wild would this be if you hadn't played normal mode?
 RatherLargeToad: I love you.  you were both delicious
 Mr_Horrible: damn, where were *these* parents at the start?
Blakemcm: head on the beartrap
 e_bloc: when they say supper's ready, they are referring to the 1972 prog rock classic by Genesis
Spades_Slicc: Sleep with your head in a beartrap
 Mr_Horrible: oh damn
 MAPBoardgames: Boss fight?
 IanAllenBird: rude
 MilkInBags: Luke: I'm comin0
 gawag_: locked the f in
 saucemaster5000: Maaan should watch roger rabbit again
 Mr_Horrible: I wonder if this dude can also do the red eyes
 BrowneePointz: one of the 3 moments that traumatized my child ass
 Mr_Horrible: okay I guess he can
 Austere_Squire: so, like, over-under this kid gets therapy if he survives?
Mashamino: oh deer
 Mr_Horrible: @Austere_Squire I'm more keen on the odds he actually makes it to an urgent care
 gawag_: why is the evil man so flat
 Mr_Horrible: damn, was hoping for a Tom & Jerry YEEAOW when he proc'd the bear trap
Spades_Slicc: Have we seen what happens if you don't pull the wheel?
 Mr_Horrible: in hard mode it also drains some gas
bi0buster: Have Ben and Adam figured out the soda yet?
 Mr_Horrible: although that might *just* be rocks and animals
Spades_Slicc: yes
 Mr_Horrible: now I want one
 e_bloc: hell yeah brother
 Mr_Horrible: haven't had a vanilla coke in ages, those things fuck
bi0buster: I gotta get back to work on my cola recipe
 MacbethSeemsSus: One opportunity
 Seth_Erickson: shepherd's pie?
 Seth_Erickson: that's what I'm craving
CanvasWolfDoll: where are the player character's parents?
Sky_Kast: hi ya'll
 Lockraemono: <message deleted>genuinely no clue what is happening
 Koshindan: They'll always be with their child now.
 e_bloc: just their asses?
 Mr_Horrible: bro hit the round start DI
CanvasWolfDoll: suppose there's worse ways to go than providing for your child
 MacbethSeemsSus: @e_bloc ass first
 e_bloc: deep lore please
 NotCainNorAbel: you going to turn this car around?
Sky_Kast: yay my brain just really autocorrected
 Lockraemono: <message deleted>>:(
Mathwyn: Just got here, restart the game please
 itomeshi: It's a Krampus origin story of some type.
frank_the_great: The Last of Us surely went a direction
 Lockraemono: <message deleted>owned
 e_bloc: or just get here on time
 seepete: First time chatter, can you explain LRR to me?
  Pharmacistjudge: watch the vod at 2x speed and catch up
 Austere_Squire: tell me a story and have it be the stream
 Mr_Horrible: don't fire if you see the whites of his eyes, etc etc
 Mr_Horrible: Adam with the fully loaded .45 ACP
Sky_Kast: loading ready run is a Family business on youtube
 betweenmyself: Been watching Let’s Nope for a while now but haven’t *really* been paying attention.  Can you quickly sum up everything that’s happened on the stream for the past several years so I can catch up? 
Sky_Kast: just as serious as we can handle
Spades_Slicc: Gascan middle has GOT to be some niche league jargon
Kaaosa: ivy confirmed to be an ai
 ghizmou: paul?
MWGNZ: Gib?
 e_bloc: I think another year of let's nope and you will be common law married to each other
Spades_Slicc: "Multiple people that are married" to each other?
 Transmuted_Elf: wheeler?
 magresta: AIvy
 MAPBoardgames: Paul is married to the job
 Kidror: You could fix that pretty easily, just start a polycule smh
 seepete: Paul might be single, but he has 5 PS5s
Mai_Andra: "Hello!"
 IsSecretlyPaul: im not married
 e_bloc: its a pretty decent split
 InconsiderateHat: @Spades_Slicc That statement is technically correct
 Mr_Horrible: Kaleb: "I like driving" 
  Pharmacistjudge: are you trying to say people had it too easy for too long?
 IsSecretlyPaul: working on it
Sky_Kast: i was joking but thats the vibe in my case
 DaFhaye: Wheeler's not single? I thought he just had a roommate?
 e_bloc: Ben, make a honest man out of Adam
 saucemaster5000: wh... why are we talking about relationship status! This is tmi!
Mashamino: how are you locked in when there's no doors?
frank_the_great: Not that we determined who's single, what's everyone's baptism status?
 Mr_Horrible: Adam with a gun: "Get hitched right NOW" 
 saucemaster5000: (I have a new bf and I'm really happy about it)
 NotCainNorAbel: @saucemaster5000 congratulations!
 JinaMahavira: @saucemaster5000 
johnnylongtorso: are we being menaced by Kilroy now?
Sky_Kast: @seepete ^
Sky_Kast: this was started by
Spades_Slicc: Ooh he's got the strats
 MacbethSeemsSus: He's beginning to believe
Sky_Kast: not me
ashesandmochi: oh it's a big face now
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: My man's is gaming
 Mr_Horrible: let's goooo
bi0buster: LOCKED IN
 SymphonySolstice: gamer
Mashamino: Clap
 IanAllenBird: ayyy
Blakemcm: locked in
 MrSarkhan:  
 SnackPak_: 
 MacbethSeemsSus: 
 empyreon: 
 The_Color_Twelve:   
frank_the_great: First try!
 JinaMahavira:   
ashesandmochi: locked!! in!!
 shendaras: 
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: does this count as a rhythm game?
bi0buster: Oh so it's the gameboy.
 NotCainNorAbel: I like how Ben tired to auto-tune himself
frank_the_great: banger
 Mr_Horrible: the key in the top left corner of my keyboard
 SymphonySolstice: 
 SnackPak_:   
 Nigouki: FACK
 betweenmyself: THEEND
johnnylongtorso: THEND
 MrSarkhan: 
 ButButTheJesus: GAME PLS
 DaFhaye: Ah. Love horror game endings
Orxolon: xD
Spades_Slicc: Adam and Ben dual cospaly as Geralt and Jaskier
frank_the_great: Gunshot - cut to black
 paulthemapguy: If this was the 90s this game would be panned just for that. No one plays a game to see a shit ending like that!
 Koshindan: This is why you don't capture missingno.
 Nigouki: the stone is MISSINGNO?
ashesandmochi: h-huh
Kaaosa: no that's nintendo
frank_the_great: Plato would be so pissed
 Nigouki: GOT CLAPPED
 MacbethSeemsSus: You still have to play as Wario and Waluigi
Kaaosa: this is the same thing that happened to yugi's grandpa
CanvasWolfDoll: the lesson was to share your toys
 Nigouki: This is why they took all the flipphones away from us, they took our power
 Mr_Horrible: "Child! You know they never patch these things! Let me out!"
 itsr67: the va work here is incredible
Spades_Slicc: Amy turned into tang
 salamisuperstar: Damn, kid has video game brain rot, so the monster can't read it
 SymphonySolstice: weird batman origin game but ok
 betweenmyself: no 
 Mr_Horrible: "No I'm Kaleb"
ashesandmochi: deer!
Mashamino: mmmmm
 betweenmyself: dear puts on top hat and starts dancing “HELLO MY BABY, HELLO MY HONEY!”
 MAPBoardgames: Amy has a nice rack
 itira: mmmmmmm
 Mr_Horrible: I do like that's mirrored
 thatguysteve2709: Does that make hitting them with the car worse
 Mr_Horrible: @MAPBoardgames 
 IsSecretlyPaul: did we all know that?
 Astramentha: 
  Pharmacistjudge: yay flowey
 SnackPak_: 
 DaFhaye: You don't?
 Mr_Horrible: every deer is *some* deer's kid
 saucemaster5000: orgasms are little deaths
 gawag_: they dont call it le petit mort for nothing
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: the echo in DS1 is what really sells it
 SnackPak_: it is the little death
  Pharmacistjudge: it's better than the random dark souls dialogue laugh
 itira: @saucemaster5000 
frank_the_great: He died as he lived
 Kidror: Hang on Ben you don't associate orgasms with dying in Elden Ring?
johnnylongtorso: beyblade?
 FinestOtter: bigriiiig
 salamisuperstar: My DS!
Spades_Slicc: "Sega has what Nintendon't" -Kaleb
 Astramentha: uh
 IsSecretlyPaul: ur the pope now
 Mr_Horrible: he's been working a while
 Nigouki: donate it to Value Village, make the ghost someone else's problem
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: so the monster was a wildlife preservationist, and we killed him
johnnylongtorso: "we bought three 3D models and we're going to use them, dammit"
 SymphonySolstice: cool game
Blakemcm: good stuffs
Bionull: Well that's nice. Still ate your parents.
 Koshindan: So now Kaleb dies in the woods?
 RatherLargeToad: Kaleb later died alone in the woods
 gawag_: wow, TWO???
 Mr_Horrible: another entity done in by Nintendo propriety laws 
 betweenmyself: worst game of musical chairs ever…  just a bunch of deer and bunnies hogging all the chairs while I cry in the corner
 e_bloc: cheaper than a lot of W+P
  Juliamon: That was pretty legit, even if I don't like that they content-locked basically 80% of the game behind hard-mode
Ferisar: when is FAITH
 LostThePirate: Much better value than most W+P games
 Mr_Horrible: this is actually the prequel to The Blackcoat's Daughter
frank_the_great: He wasn't alone, there were deer
EvilBadman: I take it the boys have seen the Hellraiser trailer, yeah?
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
 DaFhaye: Oh?
 betweenmyself: dating sim
frank_the_great: It's like Kacee's mod from Inscryption
 DaFhaye: Hellraiser is interesting
 Mr_Horrible: will it continue the trend of Hellraiser sequels?
 e_bloc: I came
 magresta: adam watch hellraiser
ThorSokar: ooo0o, that's promising
bi0buster: I have such dates to show you
 IsSecretlyPaul: CDhead guy
Cannonfodder79: Show me them teef!
 Mr_Horrible: plot twist, you have to date Butterball, but he's actually pretty chill
ashesandmochi: oh i dig the idea of hellraiser game
Blakemcm: 10 outta 10 stream
 Nigouki: Single stream one and done? What is this? Talking Simulator?
 magresta: finally a real game
 raulghoulia: that game needed more flashbacks
 MAPBoardgames: when is the severed hand game coming out?
 lamina5432: interesting
Mathwyn: Now that TLOU is done I can watch without fear of spoilers for games I want to play!
 IanAllenBird: ooh
 Lockraemono: like a horror sleepover?
 shendaras: 
 Mr_Horrible: I'll have to go through my library for some shorter stuff to recommend that I'm sure will annoy the both of you 
 protojman: please do!
 Blip2004: REPO got some updates
 Mr_Horrible: been updated a few times since y'all played, iirc
 HadesLeprechaun: for my group, Repo has definitely ended up as the top game for that genre of game
 Mr_Horrible: Haunted Viscera Cleanup Detail
 IanAllenBird: oh like if my fears while playing viscera cleanup were real
 vinewood_og: Please play REPO!!! I'm still dying over "We'll  call it stealing!
 vinewood_og: 
Ferisar: bloodborne blood level 1 confirmed
Ferisar: pog
 MacbethSeemsSus: That's AAA?
ashesandmochi: i've been rewatching the bloodborne playthrough so y'know. as far as long runs go lol
 Mr_Horrible: America's Baddest Motherfucker
 Mr_Horrible: okay BvS:DoJ truther
 betweenmyself: what if they re-re-RE-release the Last of Us? 
 magresta: aaa stinky, game like this good
 Mr_Horrible: let's get you to bed
Blakemcm: total package top to bottom banger
 raulghoulia: mommy and daddy are fighting
 JinaMahavira: And then he'll be there
 e_bloc: what I wouldn't give for a daymare remake
 lamina5432: gnight
 MacbethSeemsSus: If it's so good, replay it
 betweenmyself: 
 Mr_Horrible: 
Aceviru: 
 Saintnex: it was fun, says Adam who didnt have to play it lol
 Mr_Horrible: who up edging they eternity
 tehfewl: edging!
 gawag_: adam you gonna be edging at all after the ppr?
 JinaMahavira: o7
 NotCainNorAbel: 
Mathwyn: Popper stream
Aceviru: 
 chisidragon: More spearhead hopefully?
 JinaMahavira: pegging was fun today
 e_bloc: pegging was very successful today
 itsr67: hm
 betweenmyself: too much work, just goon to magic
 protojman: rimworld had a new dlc
Spades_Slicc: Adam was pegging on stream earlier
 DaFhaye: Best stream title
 MacbethSeemsSus: Damn, first time on stream?
 e_bloc: almost 200 viewers tuned into the virgin pegging
 betweenmyself: many much things
 LostThePirate: Oooo
LightspeedSloth: I hope WotC doesn’t come after you for spoiling Rim of Realities
Aceviru: I'm looking forward to ice cream
 NotCainNorAbel: cam and ian overnight?
 shendaras: 
 Mr_Horrible: @LightspeedSloth Pegs in Potentia
Mathwyn: Can we hang out after you fight me adam?
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 JinaMahavira: Gotta go home and play Gloomhaven
 Loa_Ayizan: oh cool, I work graves so I'll have to tune in
 Mr_Horrible: nice
 Dog_of_Myth: Nice
KWardJenx: Loved this stream. Great pallet cleanse.
 Mr_Horrible: appropriately spooky but also appropriately concise
 Lockraemono: <message deleted>I did
 SymphonySolstice: dabits
 Lockraemono: <message deleted>wow have faith
 Lockraemono: <message deleted>wowowowowowow
 ButButTheJesus: @Lockraemono 
  Juliamon: well that wasn't a very smart move now was it
 MrSarkhan: 
 lamina5432: c u later
 SymphonySolstice: o7
 Dog_of_Myth: o7
Aceviru: o7
 JinaMahavira: o7
 Saintnex: o7
Aceviru: Lol
 MacbethSeemsSus: o7
 Mr_Horrible: o7
 gawag_: o7
 ButButTheJesus: NOOOOOO
KWardJenx: o7
 Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
 lamina5432: o7
 ButButTheJesus: 
 Mr_Horrible: god's caliber, etc etc
Kelazi5: o7
 niccus: we knew the risks when we post
 itira: thanks for the stream! goodnight everyone
 vinewood_og:   
 Mr_Horrible: thanks for the show you two
 lamina5432: I feel better after seeing someone shot today
 Shurtal: Spnives or BUST
 ButButTheJesus: @LoadingReadyRun @Lockraemono 's Gods smile upon them this day, imperial. Can you say the same?
 LostThePirate: Fool of a touque?
 shendaras: 
 MAPBoardgames: I like sporks; they're like spoons, but pointyer
 DaFhaye: Have a goodnight
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