Aceviru: o/
lightfut: Spaaaaaaaaaacr
lightfut: Space
godsowntwohands: space!
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Jundinator: Can't wait for sealed
Aceviru: Morning
Didero: Oh, sorry, I'll leave then
Jundinator: LRR at home edition
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comrade_cards: was that glass tiny?
YawnLance: uh oh
Spades_Slicc: Dang they only gave you 13k gems?
Jundinator: Wrong account uh oh
Jundinator: No god account.
vengeancepaladin:
good morning 
Manae: !next
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Snowwraith: That would explain why there was a big Arena patch the other day, they were adding the cards in early.
Jundinator: I love it
Didero: Welcome back, Graham's face
YawnLance:
It would be quite awkward if you didn't have one after all of the preamble 
fsforwardsound: we are ready to play on the edge
northos:
did you acquire that Totally Normal Event Token from a Legitimate Businessperson? 
IanWAdams: we're moving to a paradigm where the code comes down a week early, but the content isn't available until a week later, which let's us get things stable _before_ you want to play the new cards
Zenergy142: The Grahmra is back
Spades_Slicc: It's so hard to choose between edging with Graham or pegging with Adam
Luna_TheOtter: Hey Graham, hope you have fun in space
BrowneePointz: gy vesuva
Jundinator: @ianwadams im guessing you're #wotcstaff
IanWAdams: I am, yes
lightfut: Lol dammit, you got me there
TalpTheScot: half of chat watching at work just got triggered
Jundinator: Nice.
lightfut: Had to check my pc
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IbunWest: I read that as Zero Point Ballard and my first thought was "boy Jaya sucks at basketball"
Jundinator: Hopefully less day 1 bugs
SK__Ren: Would Echoing Deeps enter with counters if you chose Dark Depths to copy?
BrowneePointz: it breaks teeth
BrowneePointz: that’s what it does
Voidhawk42: Wrath in sealed seems stronk
Jundinator: Mardu maybe? We got lavaclaw reaches too
Spades_Slicc: Stuffy bite
Voidhawk42: Bitey Doll
TXC2: hello everybody
TXC2: !uptime
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YawnLance: Meditation feels like it could get very silly
IbunWest: Meditation is going to do fun things in commander
BrowneePointz: Graham Slunk
Trahas: I want someone to explain to me how moonlit meditation is incredibly broken in legacy, and then someone else explain that 3 costs too much and so it really isn't
TXC2: so it's black vs Naya with these rares
Spades_Slicc: not much white at all
ekplayscards: hey gamers
TXC2: hello ekplayscards welcome
YawnLance: Hey that's just Coral Sword
Jundinator: Too bad there aren't any common duals
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ekplayscards: not much! having you on both of my monitors is trippy but i appreciate the background vibes today.
Jundinator: So those rares are our only duals
BrowneePointz: even the Canlander folks were like “meditation may not be good, but the effect is so unique and powerful We have to bring it up because it may break things in half”
Jundinator: Maybe we go rakdos splash white
iSmartMan1: @jundinator Who needs common duals when you have landers?
Jundinator: Depends on how fast the format is
Spades_Slicc: Unstoppable slasher tech
TXC2: ill -voh-ee ?
TheWooglie:
Aceviru: Nut yeah
WrightJustice: What's the difference?
Spades_Slicc: nuts get rid of themselves?
Aceviru: Egg costs 0
TXC2: eggs make mana
iSmartMan1: Maybe, but with landers being colorless and able to get any basic, I feel like they're better for splashes and getting double mana
BrowneePointz: nuts give you the value right away and cost more
BrowneePointz: gotta crack eggs for value
Aceviru: Oh wait. I'm thinking of Cheerios. It's early sorry
Spades_Slicc: time for jund?
WrightJustice: Egg with nutty seasoning?
Jundinator: I think rakdos is strong
Spades_Slicc: Poison will never go away (positive)
YawnLance: Tiny poison dog
SK__Ren: Its not equipment
BrowneePointz: we got the meteor golem ship!
Spades_Slicc: oh hey a canon character
TheMerricat: wait... if an artifact is indestructible, and it says that you tap it to sac and do something, does that mean the 'sac' part doesn';t actually happen?
Spades_Slicc: 6/1 indestructible defender
Spades_Slicc: @TheMerricat sac is not destroy
Marvoleath: @TheMerricat sacrifice is not destroy, you still will put it in gy
TXC2:
is WotC ever gonna make a set WITHOUT a 1 mana sac a creature kill a thing card?
TheMerricat: Shucks.
freshmaker__: Howdy gang!
TXC2: hello freshmaker__ welcome
Sorator13: ahoy! We sealing it?
TXC2: Sorator13 sure are
Tempest_of_Thought: Warp looks super fun
Voidhawk42: "Screw you" *unwarps your card*
freshmaker__: Wow the figure on the floor of Scrounge for Eternity kinda looks like Ultron.
fsforwardsound: there are so many different streams playing star wars music
fsforwardsound: mtg streams
BrowneePointz: Sure is
Marvoleath: edge case - it does not have to be exiled with warp, just an exiled card that has warp
freshmaker__: only opponent sacs right?
iSmartMan1: @marvoleath I was wondering about that, since other cards have different templates for cards exiled using warp
Sorator13: @Marvoleath so you can potentially reclaim one of your own cards with warp from something like an O-ring effect, though it still goes to the bottom of your library... could be useful in conjunction with a tutor or shuffle, though!
lamina5432: morning
Spades_Slicc: So the cards keep referring to a "Swarm" with respect to the eumidian. This is a term that literally none of the story articles or the planeswalkers guide reference
northos: yeah the dirgecraft only makes opponent sac anyway
TheMerricat: And warp creatures that don't have haste might as well station if you aren't tapping htem ofr anyhting else.
couchboyj: It's each opponent, its an edict, not a fleshy boi
Petor5: Yes that's how it works
Tempest_of_Thought: Did anyone play with spacecraft at the PPR? We're they good?
Marvoleath: Yes, official ruling takes a note of it, it just need to have the warp ability, no matter how it got to exile
Tempest_of_Thought: We're*
TXC2: hello lamina5432 welcome
James_LRR: How's EOE?
James_LRR: Is it good?
Marvoleath:
so you can hit your own things 
Jundinator: Hi James
Tempest_of_Thought: Omg were*
lightfut: No word in, only word out
Didero: James cheating ahead of the raid, smh my head
northos: @Tempest_of_Thought they showed up and they got stationed a couple times, hard to say if they were especially good though
BrowneePointz: spacecraft were quite good, to the point they are removal almost immediately every time
BrowneePointz: ate*
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wizardwd: Punch crew!
TXC2: hello Raiders
BrowneePointz: Morbvolt
Jundinator: RAID
PsychoI3oy: don't fall in, that's James' bit
freshmaker__: @BrowneePointz It's Morbvolting time.
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TXC2: Graham being edged by his pool.....wait
TreeVor84:
don't 
off the edge
Spades_Slicc: 4/1 stuffy doll defender
freshmaker__: yooo pangolin. neat
GGrayGoose: artifact entering graveyard trigger on the menace creature
Spades_Slicc: What is it Debris Field Crusher than?
sascha454: VOLTRON TIGER????
BrowneePointz: I love that the acronym for the Kav Memorial Navy is “Caiman”(KMN)
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Spades_Slicc: What is it Kavaron Harrier than?
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Obos_TAB: 26th months, that's almost an eternity
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Marvoleath: red 2/1 for 1 with only upside, wild times
Foxmar320: Hello G hows it going
Spades_Slicc: Jund Jund Jund JUnd JUNd!!
TXC2: !card lavaclaw reaches
LRRbot: Lavaclaw Reaches | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {B} or {R}. / {1}{B}{R}: Until end of turn, this land becomes a 2/2 black and red Elemental creature with "{X}: This creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn." It's still a land.
Petor5: You misread the 5 drop that makes a lander Gram
BrowneePointz: Venus flytrap claws
Petor5: Yes that one
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Petor5: Sorry I got it's cmc wrong
PsychoI3oy: go go extendo arms
Spades_Slicc: The skystinger can body Atraxa
Foxmar320: Just got home in time I see
YawnLance: oh hey forgot about that on color dual
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BrowneePointz: I love that they used eusocial
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Marvoleath: European Union Social?
EvilBadman: Eusocial's arts looks like Chocobo Racetrack, which is funny to me considering they're similar cards.
BrowneePointz: rupture spire but better
Sorator13: because it's on a spaceship, and station
MadameAdversary: ngl half listening and heard 'command fridge'
TXC2: EvilBadman thank you, that was he card I was thinking of
OldUncleDan: Eusocial Engineering? Is that how you hack the computing networks of bees, ants, and the Borg?
Voidhawk42: Tapping an unstationed spacecraft or a lander token sounds good
BrowneePointz: @olduncledan it’s a play on “social engineering”
cheezweazl: Rakdos Smackdos
couchboyj: Creature land is pretty nice for Rakdos too
Spades_Slicc: Why choose between red green and red black when jund is always here for you
Ranakel: Savor Rakdos looks like it deserves to be written in cursive
OldUncleDan: @BrowneePointz That's the joke.
MrUglama:
but but, jund 
iSmartMan1: Landers will definitely tempt me to go 3 colors
BrassWingman:
I spent points on this for when G makes a cool play 
but it gives off blind-sunglasses vibes instead
Marvoleath: do we have enough artifact creatures for the assassin?
Jundinator: It depends on how fast the format is
couchboyj: Looks like a slowish format, and its sealed
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nifleon: Who trying to James Bond laser that food?
Voidhawk42: Ruinous Rampage hits alot of your own stuff
OldUncleDan: A lot of hacking is using Social Engineering to gain access.
freshmaker__: at least sealed is generally slower as a rule of thumb.
matthaus_c: should be slow if it's designed around Stationing
Ranakel: Remember the Final Fantasy Not-a-PPR, where chocobo landfall was a menace?
matthaus_c: sideboard card babyyy
BrowneePointz: @olduncledan sorry my brain went to the poli sci use and not the cysec one
terramorrphous: sealed>draft
OldUncleDan: @BrowneePointz No worries. Both are valid.
Spades_Slicc: is there a tiger mechan for each color?
ALLxISxLOST: I leave for one meal and suddenly no minecraft... Oh hi Graham, ya winning?
BrowneePointz: pertinent deck name idea: Red-Black Sabbath
Spades_Slicc: Aww, there's only the red tiger mechan : (
Spades_Slicc: include every removal card
Ranakel: @Spades_Slicc Or, it's like the praetors and one will appear every set for the next year or two
BrowneePointz: it IS a delayed flyer
Dog_of_Myth: Good afternoon all, how goes the early access?
couchboyj: Edicts also tend to be better with more removal
TXC2: BrowneePointz I feel like we'd need more expensive artefacts for that, gotta be heavy metal
TXC2: hello Dog_of_Myth welcome
Narcuru: is the 1 mana defender useful enough?
Marvoleath: @Ranakel historically, tigers were in GRW, UB only got a shadow of a tiger (Yuriko)
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samwiser_: lol, I just got to the point in the ppr VOD where we find out this is happening- so I jumped over here
Dog_of_Myth: Hiya @TXC2
couchboyj: @Narcuru It stations real good
Voidhawk42: Probably don't need 2 Kavu Landseekers?
Slacker1977: also stations like a champ
BrowneePointz: @txc2 it is kinda wild to think how Metal doesn’t exist without Ozzy
SK__Ren: Block once, Block Hard
OldUncleDan: This is what I love about various LRR members and chat. So many music references and jokes.
TXC2: BrowneePointz indeed
OldUncleDan: It just strikes a Chord with me!
WrightJustice: humantokens
thewizardcops: I think the 4/1 is mostly supposed to be for stationing
nifleon: LSV incoming
TXC2:
OldUncleDan and I'm not even good with music
Jundinator: And #wotcstaff
iSmartMan1: Inb4 Kenji pairing
EvilBadman: 3 games before Voxy. Who wants to take that over/under
Jundinator: Wait wut
Masslost: matching against voxy would be amazing
Slacker1977: classic OmniDraft
matthaus_c: who up moisting their sentry on turn one
Sorator13: omnidraft?
Spades_Slicc: Pain for All on the Sentry!!!
IanWAdams: Aaron is, in my experience playing against him, pretty good at Magic
Jundinator: Howd you know it was Forsythe
SK__Ren: Omni draft is both the most fun and infuriating format
Slacker1977:
it can tap a land fpr fixing 
BrowneePointz: I’m so excited for Lorwyn Eclipsed
drachenfells: ohhh nice background
Gekyouryuu: very tangentially on topic, there's little more satisfying than your opponent blocking your fat chocobo with a 6/6 and then you still trample over for exact lethal because you were able to use Tifa's max limit break to triple its power
mastershake29x: @Jundinator user name was probably AaronForsythe and it was in mythic orange would be my guess
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patch_witch: This set looks sweet!
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Dog_of_Myth: Oh, that's cool
Genie_M: Waaaaaarp
WrightJustice: whoa
freshmaker__: whoa cool
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bigger_frog: Stoked to see the new set!
Narcuru: the warp effects are fun
bytecaster: Hello friends! I just warped in!
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Marvoleath: that was a cute FX
matthaus_c: they're gonna cast recall just watch
TXC2: hello bytecaster welcome
northos:
just casually airlock their lands
Snowwraith: It's free loot!
MyrddintheWizard: G just vented us to space
morbis237: Time to vent OP's lands
bytecaster: Free loot? In this economy?
Ranakel: That's not how you cast depressurize!
TXC2: it's free loot estate
Slacker1977: is that the famous airlock from my favorite card in the set: Voted Out?
sascha454: is there anything interactable on the new board?
TXC2: sascha454 Graham did just open an airlock
Spades_Slicc: does anyone remember MechQuest from the creature of AdventureQuest?
Spades_Slicc: creator even
Narcuru: i bet the screens do something in the upper right, but not sure
Sorator13: @Spades_Slicc I remember that it exists/ed, but I never played it myself
OldUncleDan: Voted Out is an easy reprint for the eventual "Survivor" Worlds Beyond set.
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Jundinator: @OldUncleDan Or the Among Us secret lair
BrowneePointz: Graham accidentally opening an airlock suddenly made me long for an EoE Dice Friends
WrightJustice: oh wait I just realised we're not "mtg" accounts
Snowwraith: @WrightJustice This is on the current Arena client.
WrightJustice: Just Graham_LRR and Bearded_Husky
Snowwraith: @Snowwraith As they've got secret draft/sealed tokens.
TXC2: interesting that the first half of that card is NOT a fight given the second half, guess that would be too much value
Spades_Slicc: warp next turn!!!
Gekyouryuu: I just hit mastery level 30. I'm starting to fear I'll need to spend money to actually get to the last chunk of levels even if I play a ton every day for the rest of the week
matthaus_c: and we get to warp it again? basically ancestral recall
Kentosaurus: @Gekyouryuu that's how they get you
Spades_Slicc: and now you can activate the zookeeper's second ability if you feel like it
TXC2: ^
narset6691: whale alert!!!!
Slacker1977: whale whale whale
OldUncleDan: Strictly better firebreathing!
bytecaster: spahle
matthaus_c: saboteur looking like a monoist sentry right about now
narset6691: save the whale
BrowneePointz: probably the 5/5
TXC2: the 5/5 ?
ByMatthewPorter: thar she blows
matthaus_c: poor Gene
BrowneePointz: then we can lavaclaw alpha
SilasLunark: Real
BrowneePointz: with SO much up for pump
Snowwraith: Spaghettificate. That. Creature.
punahougirl84: Cool!
TXC2: not gonna block with a dog eh?
Marvoleath: we're not monsters, @TXC2
bytecaster: M the G, indeed
punahougirl84: And there was much rejoicing!
TXC2: Marvoleath ehhhhh
matthaus_c: cute system
SK__Ren: Phantom... ooh that should reduce the overhead
TheElk801: hey, will you ever stream on youtube? sorry if this is a common question
Marvoleath: @TheElk801 PPR was streamed on YT
TXC2: TheElk801 we do for some streams, like the PPR
TheMerricat:
So you don't have a chat full of people wondering how the hell you got 5 billion gems?
matthaus_c: I like how Elesh Norn's aggressively large noggin hides behind the cards
TheElk801: ok, so you don’t always stream to both platforms but you do sometimes, thanks for answering!
Jundinator: So if it's not a separate client now, does that mean we get to see mythic orange people instead of just HumanToken
Jundinator: I mean is
Justherefortherewards: It's Graham, but in space!
artdecosunburn: I'm fascinated by the logistics that must be involved in relations between a company and contract streamers for an event like this. A category of activity that didn't exist 20 years ago.
public_key_reveal_party: @justherefortherewards Grahams. In. SPACE!
bytecaster: Everybody get the "kitty" ready to post in chat! Just in case!
GapFiller: speaking of LRR yt content per Alien Isolation having just gone up getting pretty close to the end of the Unskippable archive eh G
Spades_Slicc: could've turned that lander into oblivion
WiJohn: Beep beep step?
TXC2: GapFiller about a dozen videos left
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TheMandrew: Mr LRR take us to Warp 109
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GapFiller: TXC2 eye
Foxmar320: Exciting!
artdecosunburn: Fascinating. Thanks for the insight.
bytecaster: At the edge of the archive, if you will
BrowneePointz: Speaking of Alien Isolation I’d love to see Adam play it on let’s nope
Luna_TheOtter: so... perhaps new Unskippable in the future?
GapFiller: BrowneePointz gotta admit it doesnt seem like the Nope Crew brand of horror
Luna_TheOtter: ooh i kinda like the effect on the warped cards
GapFiller: maybe Colonial Marines might be more their speed
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: bigh
BrowneePointz: Alex literally played it on LN on release @gapfiller
Justherefortherewards: It's weird, on the one hand it feels like we only just got FF mtg, but on the other it feels like it's been around for so long. Maybe ive just engaged with it so much more than other sets.
GapFiller: BrowneePointz Adam isnt Alex
TXC2: HE'S NOT?!
TXC2:
bytecaster: @TXC2 I have been lied to
Marvoleath:
Marvoleath: yup, different
Foxmar320: @GapFiller Im learning so much right now
Sorator13: I can only assume Baxter is doing something utterly inscrutable
Narcuru: could make our 2/1 embrace some oblivion
Sorator13: and I love that for him
BrowneePointz:
they also don’t always play schlock either 
bytecaster: @Sorator13 Baxter has joined the streamer event and is holding up the draft queue
matthaus_c: spin the bruntar wheel
matthaus_c: the wheel spins and lands on removallll
BrowneePointz: Open the door, get on the floor exile that space dinosaur
Justherefortherewards: Gravkill doesn't even kill!
Narcuru: no the gravity does it for you!
bytecaster: Choosing violence, I like it!
Spades_Slicc: Down is the same as Tomorrow
TheDevil_Risen: morning Graham, how's yourself?
matthaus_c: preposterous card
bytecaster: That Landfall trigger is not okay
TXC2: hello TheDevil_Risen welcome
Marvoleath: oh, a green leviathan
Slacker1977: my first Hoof
Azegoroth: woah
couchboyj: Spacerhoof
SK__Ren: Glacier Hoof?
Justherefortherewards: Vigilance and haste and +1/+1 feels like a lot for one landfall
Snowwraith: Landerhoof.
freshmaker__: ooo I really want to play glacier godmaw in standard. It's a Leviathan so it works with Summon: Leviathan. I can't wait to reanimate it with Sin. (:
TXC2:
oh goodie the Bristly bill decks have a hoof now
bytecaster: I hear 14 is very popular
matthaus_c: yeah throwing the Crawler under the Harrier feels real bad
sascha454: hoofless hoof
Foxmar320: Just taking 14, ouch
narset6691: all creatuires
Spades_Slicc: @TXC2 I think the bill decks win before getting enough mana to cast that
Justherefortherewards: You'd also go down to 2 though
Spades_Slicc: steal their godmaw
narset6691: you do lose 6 life
matthaus_c: or a Godmaw of your own
Slacker1977: you could get their hoof
TXC2: Spades_Slicc yeah, you're not wrong
Snowwraith: It only gets back anything it killed.
Justherefortherewards: The warp-exile effect they created is very space-y
Marvoleath: if only we could hit our own crawler for lethal there
Marvoleath: Pain for all is extremely funny with that ship that hits for 100
Marvoleath: !card dawnsire
LRRbot: Dawnsire, Sunstar Dreadnought [5] | Legendary Artifact — Spacecraft | Station / STATION 10+ / Whenever you attack, Dawnsire deals 100 damage to up to one target creature or planeswalker. / STATION 20+ / Flying / 20/20
Justherefortherewards: Chump and redirect all that damage
bytecaster: There is surprisingly a lot of stuffy doll synergy in this
Snowwraith: Chump make them take 6.
Snowwraith: Sounds like a good deal
bytecaster: Lets sing!
MtGJam: Zero point ballad? Must be the UK's eurovision entry
Justherefortherewards: So, theoretically, could you station your spaceship, ballad for 6, get it back, and then station for another 6?
matthaus_c: Ballad gets it back untapped, yeah
Slacker1977:
it's "sunny" this is in the same format as Strip Mine
Snowwraith: @Justherefortherewards That also works.
Slacker1977: *funny
TXC2:
MtGJam as someone from the UK, how dare you be so right 
BrowneePointz: The Eumidians are cool
bytecaster: I'm still not used to the 2/3 with upside for 2 at uncommon
Snowwraith: @TXC2 I wasn't going to say it, but yeeeeah.
comrade_cards: *tips hat* m'noist
Dr_fragenstien: how much is the kill ship's station?
TXC2: OR DID WE?!
bytecaster: Love the empty reward circles
emitt_nervend: Your proper play patterns were irrelevant in THIS particular scenario
Spades_Slicc: I see you're being rewarded by the Monoists
couchboyj: The most phantom of events
accountmadeforants: Okay but now you've got three bits of nothing
TXC2: 5 wins is the break even point
EvilBadman: We're going infinite lads
sascha454: love me a good NOTHING
Justherefortherewards: I can't believe they're giving you that for 6 wins, yeesh
dkohaut: Do you know when the preprerelease will go up on youtube I was out of town and would like to watch it?
bytecaster: A pangolin, and a dog, we are so blessed
EvilBadman: I like to think when G turns and does a thing, it's lunch on a hibachi
Justherefortherewards:
Dog 
Sorator13: @dkohaut You can watch the twitch vod even if it's not on YT yet!
bytecaster: Pouring a swamp out of the airlock seems rude
Narcuru: subtly but yes
Sorator13: Only faintly, but yes
Spades_Slicc: I like to imagine that the twitch ui has intruded on reality and Graham is staring in bewilderment at chat
BrowneePointz:
Also Graham in a move that made me chuckle because of how Old Trek it feels, in the story Seth Dickinson REALLY wanted folks to know the Eumidian(bug) Lady who runs Infinite Guidelight Station is very, VERY Hot 
matthaus_c: Pangolin is nice making your off-curve plays less painful
accountmadeforants: I see that, like Alpharael, you're Stonechosen. (Or Rockchosen, I guess)
bytecaster: You would trade with dog? Thousand years of jail to you
TXC2: I'm more of a pebblechosen myself...
dkohaut: Thanks should have thought of that
bytecaster: At this point, I haven't even played the set and I will never be able to shake the M'noist pronunciation. Real "creepy peepy" situation.
TXC2: no Species is immune to the soft filter of Kirk's gaze
iSmartMan1: Kill his Pangolin
couchboyj: *tips cap* M'noist
BrowneePointz: I think they even used the phrase “Classically Beautiful” which when applied to an Insect Lady really had me wondering
PsychoI3oy: Pangolin't
RatherLargeToad: as a Xenoblade fan I got a chuckle out of them introducing a mentor named Vondam and then immediately stating he’s doomed to die
freshmaker__: what did you call me?
pipshardfour: wow this background is a lot
sephsays:
a pangolin for a pangolin makes the whole world sad
MtGJam: Pangolin, pangolout
bytecaster: M'noist can do what Pangowont
BrowneePointz: no a Pangolican’t is that bird with the big mouth
TXC2: "creepy peepy, why you let me have not eepy?"
Spades_Slicc: You're either Oreplate Pangolin' with me, or Oreplate Pangolin' against me
iSmartMan1: I honestly think the pangolin is a sleeper hit, and there will be lots of games where it gets out of hand
PsychoI3oy: But doctor, I am Panglocant the Magnificent
Robot_Bones: uh oh toungies
TXC2: PsychoI3oy "wow, sucks to suck I guess."
bytecaster: Last set we had Anima with Pain, now Pain for All, not sure where this new trend is taking us
morbis237: I still can't unread mechan as "Me-chan"
malfunct: I am seeing so many triggers in this game
raulghoulia: hey that tonberry is crewing a space station!
TehAmelie: is this the EOE playmat? not to complain but it does feel a lot 1990s internet
iSmartMan1: If they sac, it'll trigger Void
Marvoleath: at least it does not make modem noises
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bytecaster: Btw, who brought the giant rock with googly eyes to space? We said only essential items! We gotta conserve fuel!
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EvilBadman: Call a voidulance
sacredserenity: Serge counters
BrowneePointz: this set might be the highest power level of the year so far
57 raiders from steve_boots have joined!
Arcanesight: This is a raide
BrowneePointz: who up surging they crusher?
steve_boots: Eyyyyyyyy
tyrannicalmrsmae: RAAAAAAID
TXC2:
bytecaster Senor rock is more important then you or anyone else in your bloodline
ByMatthewPorter: we have Tron at home.
TXC2: Hello Raiders
iSmartMan1: Scrounge the Mecha?
matthaus_c: early access edging
Arcanesight: RAID give all your rares
salmonfry: does the game even have a shrubbery?
TXC2: Arcanesight jokes on you, they're phantom
bytecaster: It's a fine trade
niccus: imagine if the endstone looked like this rock all this time
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malfunct: My mind read Zookeeper Mechane as Zookie Machine
Spades_Slicc: So you can crew a vehicle, which saddles a mount, which stations a spacecraft, which crews a vehicle
bytecaster: Everything is coming up Graham
boredkid07: Cards are new. Line was great.
BrowneePointz: cuz of pain for all I think we just have them
Aceviru: Zookie me-chan uwu
raulghoulia: you've got another think coming
Imbadyoureworse:
thinking ?! 
TXC2: but think twice isn't in this set?
bytecaster: How dare magic make us think AND do maths?!
salmonfry: my attempt at an inside joke has been thwarted.
BrowneePointz:
I’m trying to manifest a Graham ff9 PiF into the world 
Kentosaurus: i've had that bug with terramorphic expanse
evil_h2o_elf: I like when you crack fabled passage and THEIR deck goes for a swim
bytecaster: Going up a reward tier!
freshmaker__: I noticed it was replaying the FF spell animations/sounds (thunder magic etc.) again in the graveyard as well.
OldUncleDan: That's why you don't put up graveyards or scrapyards on methane pockets.
Narcuru: wow some sweet rewards there
Desruprot: phantom wins, for a phantom event
BrowneePointz: too real
TXC2: interesting that we're still getting dailies for this
bytecaster: For anyone joining, they removed all rewards from Arena
Robot_Bones: and that's numberwang
petey_vonwho: Your reward is the VOID.
MrPipboy3000: The true prize is the games we played along the way
Spades_Slicc: (daniel) phantom wins
TXC2: bytecaster sounds like a bug that could happen
salmonfry: the menace of phantom..
bytecaster: I have never once been cool and I will not hear otherwise
BrowneePointz: welp I’m definitely uncool so I’ll be heading out
Imbadyoureworse: I’m never cool Sadge
malfunct:
I don't want Graham to be disappointed in us, so lets be cool
Spades_Slicc: What is it Kavaron Harrier than?
Aceviru: Nice
BrowneePointz: I barely know her!
bytecaster: A hairy robot seems like a mistake, but I'm not robot design expert.
henrizzle: is this draft?
matthaus_c: there is
TXC2: henrizzle sealed
bytecaster: Surely
Spades_Slicc: yeah
matthaus_c: Kavaron resolving first lets you do the thing
Slacker1977: yes
Spades_Slicc: I mean in real magic yeah
couchboyj: DM, you do taht
Narcuru: yeah it doesnt target so you should be good
Marvoleath: @bytecaster do Google zinc whiskers
henrizzle: ty
TXC2: full control mode me thinks
freshmaker__: just make sure you check your options for auto stacking triggers and.. maybe full control?
Narcuru: yeah if you have auto stacking you might need to be in full control
bytecaster: We should do some science on it sometime
Spades_Slicc: post combat pain for all to bite for 4 lifelink?
bytecaster: That pangolin seems good
Marvoleath: no pain, just endless falling
iSmartMan1: Swing first, then gravikill based on blocks
BrowneePointz: Gravkill is short for Gravkilliam
devilmonkey2012: !card pain for all
LRRbot: Pain for All [2R] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature you control / When this Aura enters, enchanted creature deals damage equal to its power to any other target. / Whenever enchanted creature is dealt damage, it deals that much damage to each opponent.
TXC2:
welp we've lost
iSmartMan1: Change of plans!
northos: oh-boy-oroid
boredkid07: that thing needs to GO
Genie_M: Or maybe sooner
raulghoulia: an object in the shape of an ouroboros? great card name
bytecaster: Yeah, that card cannot ever live or you loose
Marvoleath: I'd swing with the pained Kav too
bytecaster: That card changes every time I read it
TXC2: it always did
couchboyj: Agreed, Oroboroid is quite strong, in name and effect
Marvoleath: Oh, you can no longer tell opponent's creature to have relations with itself
boredkid07: well, yes, but actually
iSmartMan1: I wish they would intentionally print more clever fight effects like that which could be used when you have no creatures in play
Spades_Slicc: swing with crawler
TXC2:
I thought the OG version was to make 2 opps creatures die, and that's why it need errata
raulghoulia: you spoke your wish too specifically
EvilBadman: life link dude gonna die anyways
bytecaster: I think there might be some bruntar on bruntar violence
Marvoleath: @TXC2 it was always a bite, but it could make a creature hit itself
TXC2: iSmartMan1 Green is not allowed to have a murder, for good reason
Spades_Slicc: Landseeker seeks for land (but not really cuz that's alchemy)
boredkid07: @TXC2 haHAA it's not ALWAYS a murder. just make sure your creatures have 2 more toughness than power haHAA
TXC2: Marvoleath yes, when I had that pointed out to me, the errata made WAAAY more sense
Spades_Slicc: simply take their bruntar
Slacker1977: i think you can get their Bruntar
Cyberegg: i think you can get theirs
Narcuru: you can get theirs tho right?
bytecaster: Can't you get their bruntar with the ballad?
BrowneePointz: do we get THEIR bruntar?
Robot_Bones: They're going to kill my Bruntar. Then They're going to kill me!
TXC2:
boredkid07 onlywalls.dec is the only answer
Narcuru: we do need the life
BrowneePointz: Bruntar FCA!
EvilBadman: You need the life, G
Imbadyoureworse: zero point ballad is sick yea
Robot_Bones: Bruntar is a great name
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TXC2:
BrowneePointz yeap, heard that in Combs's voice
bytecaster: Are we singing the song of the Bruntar now?
TXC2: hello Raiders
Spades_Slicc: sacrifice their brunatar to get your bruntar
Spades_Slicc: rip bruntar
bytecaster: Sacrifice their bruntar to get your 2 drop to send a message
TXC2: text?! sounds dangerous
tyrew0rm: Hey G, mechanically so far how does the set feel?
bytecaster: Their bruntar is doing work for US now
Didero: !card territorial bruntar
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
bytecaster: Would you still love me if I was a germinating wurm, chat?
boredkid07: it feels right; but it feels risky.
BrowneePointz: this is some John Williams ass SW music
Didero: !card bruntar
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
TimLewi: gotta end the game
TXC2: make em have it?
BrowneePointz: particularly dogfighting music
MDHWrites: Another Diplimatic Relations could have killed you
Robot_Bones: one swing a head of a sword
ukuleleturtle: ouch
Marvoleath: @Didero Creature — Beast || Reach | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card. You may cast that card this turn. || 6/6
TXC2: ah the alternate to the inifinite cycle
Spades_Slicc: turn pangolin into a 4 drop?
BrowneePointz: now we can upcycle our Pangolin
WrightJustice: oh that is part of a potential infinite combo in EOE limited
Didero: @Marvoleath Thanks!
Narcuru: upgrade the pangolin for menace
Spades_Slicc: !card weftstalker ardent
LRRbot: Weftstalker Ardent [2R] | Creature — Drix Artificer [2/3] | Whenever another creature or artifact you control enters, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent. / Warp {R}
BrowneePointz: we get a lander from the reanimate right
BrowneePointz: I say get the life linked
iSmartMan1: I think you have to swing soon, or your fear of removal will be a self-fulfilling prophecy
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bytecaster: @iSmartMan1 Nah, they don't have it, I say mill them out
TXC2: SUB HYPE LETHAL
boredkid07: oh boy. thats good
Narcuru: seems deece
ukuleleturtle: well, swinging with the lifelinker is a whole lot more attractive now
tyrew0rm: with Landers, do 16 land decks become more of a thing we think?
iSmartMan1: Wipe their board and flunge?
Spades_Slicc: can we do 14 land decks if you have a critical mass of lander produciton
Jundinator: Nl
Jundinator: No
Jundinator: Definitely not
TimLewi: just jam
henrizzle: kind of a nuts uncommon
ukuleleturtle: love games that get close to the edge like this
Imbadyoureworse: close to the edge… of eternity?
northos: GGene Pollinator
BrowneePointz: Jean, Pollinator
Marvoleath:
I love that it can tap lands to make mana 
Kentosaurus: aaaaah!
raulghoulia: as an aside I am stoked for the sub a thon.
ShaneLeeAtk: Of the New Hampshire Pollinators?
TXC2: Pollinator? JEAN the pollinator?!
Aceviru:
Brakey as a treat? 
Marvoleath: !subathon
Spades_Slicc: How is it legal to have a thunderstorm AND it still be 80 degrees
TXC2: !break
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Aceviru: Coffee time!
Imbadyoureworse: ad me ad daddy
Imbadyoureworse: oh coffee is a good idea
petey_vonwho: Subathon? When?
Aceviru: Next week. Monday
TXC2: petey_vonwho starts on Monday
petey_vonwho: Cool
TXC2: !events
petey_vonwho: And the ad screen for the subathon appears as I ask lol
TXC2: and we're back
bytecaster: and huzzah to you too
Aceviru: Eyy
bytecaster: The dog is safer inside the deck!
MDHWrites: D:
raulghoulia: sit ubu sit
TXC2:
phantom event, if we can't make jokes now when can we?
Imbadyoureworse: who let the dogs ou.. back in??…idk
bytecaster: the pangolin is safer in the graveyard
TXC2:
good news bytecaster that's getting added to !advice
Imbadyoureworse: we saw him a lot at the pre pre event
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bytecaster:
@TXC2 Nice!
KingOfDoma: Hey Graham. How's your own personal Mass Effect going?
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Johnstar12: Been here for like 8 years. My math is correct, I think.
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emitt_nervend: Mom says it's my turn to Embrace the Oblivion.
KingOfDoma:
Ah. Red-black. I see you've embraced Renegade 
StateBasedPenguin: Oh hai
freshmaker__: *depeche mode voice* your own... personal... mass effect
TXC2: 4 years, but one of those years was 2021, so it's more like 10
KingOfDoma: It's the space set. Obviously it's caused some temporal distortions in sub count
BrowneePointz: He’s Commander Stark and this is his favorite Play on the Citadel
dragon_pandaDnd: hi all space look awesome so far
RatherLargeToad: Does the Void also ruin pizzas?
Imbadyoureworse: so that seems like a problem
TXC2: hello dragon_pandaDnd welcome
KingOfDoma: So I've been here since the Victorian Era. Got it.
NornsFelidar: Hello Graham👋 you looked as if it was an ungodly early access on the picture on bluesky
StateBasedPenguin: Is the ingame pet an angry rock (i've been out of arean for a while >.>)
3schr: Hey G, I just went through my Facebook friends and found Rosco Jangles. I have a vague recollection of him being LRR related, but can you clarify why I've been friends with a duck since 2007??
malfunct: @RatherLargeToad I think the first step to none pizza left beef is adding the void
Gekyouryuu: @statebasedpenguin EVIL rock. That's dastardly Dwayne
Imbadyoureworse: the art is this set is awesome.
Didero: Rosco P Jangles The Third was a duck present at some Desert Buses, right?
Foxmar320: Quack
Aceviru: Haha
Jundinator: Was Rosco a Desert Bus passenger
3schr: LRR Street Cred Level: Friends with Rosco since 2007
EvilBadman: Sounds right. Many stuffed creatures got social profiles during DBs long ago
3schr: Thanks for the reminder! I'll go exit FB
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nymistrya: Captins Log Star date: 2025. Its been 1 year and 2 months and still no signs of bad content
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Jundinator: At PA?
Foxmar320: To be fair to PA, Desert Bus does sound crazy
Jundinator: Like Penny Arcade?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Hi @loadingreadyrun Graham, chat. I can't believe I'm excited for a Sci-fi MTG set
malfunct: I supposed they have figured it out at this point
Didero: @TheMerricat Aw shoot I was a generation off
malfunct: @Foxmar320 I think that desert bus falls in the category of "its crazy but it works"
Jundinator: By PA, do you mean Penny Arcade?
Foxmar320: @malfunct Agreed
iSmartMan1: @didero I also thought it was The Third, you're not the only one who misremembered
NornsFelidar: that's a very reasonable thing to be proud of 🤷🏻♂️
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StewartRWyatt: Jangles and Jones was one of my favorite mini-sketches when you would do the rapidfires. Alongside the detectives
thedepthandbreadthofseth: It really seems that way.
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BrowneePointz: it helps it’s played seriously
Aceviru:
This set is...out of this world
Didero: @iSmartMan1 'the Third' IS the more common joke, too. Glad I wasn't the only one wrong
Imbadyoureworse: I love the lands in this set. idk if that’s crazy
BrowneePointz: I think if they went jocular/tropey Edge wouldn’t be this good
Dr_fragenstien: i don't think they understand how triggered abilities work
Narcuru: they can sac a land?
bebuiscit: How would you explain desert bus to someone oblivious to internet culture?
Dr_fragenstien: unless they have other gas
CrypticKablam: is this draft or sealed?
TXC2: sealed
Narcuru: or is it artifact only
dragon_pandaDnd: now that they make the setting the Edge they have lot to play around in future
Aceviru: Wow. I forgot about telethons
Aceviru: I feel old
iSmartMan1: Except pledge drives have set ending times
boredkid07: that's so funny
coriolis_storm:
When I first heard of Desert Bus, the “Internet” part was left off, so I believed for many years that you were driving for real 
Jundinator: Is the Jerry Lewis telethon even still a thing
raulghoulia: with a game inspired by Attorney General Janet Reno
TXC2:
Jundinator isn't he dead?
Jundinator: Yes
Imbadyoureworse: I thought they had to sack and artifact to draw. is it anything?
TXC2: coriolis_storm same here
Jundinator: That doesn't mean that they still can't have the telethon in his honor
thedepthandbreadthofseth: When did Penn and Teller first reach out to you about DB for Hope?
3schr: Now anything can be Stuffy Doll or Screaming Nemesis
dragon_pandaDnd: and better for " Pain for Some"
TXC2: thedepthandbreadthofseth year 1
BrowneePointz: it’s a removal spell(with chance of blowout) with upside most of the time
StewartRWyatt: Current Ultimate Facepunch Tag Team Champions if I recall correctly
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tsp397: 8 turns til they get a 1/5 flyer
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TXC2: Teller brought the crew Pizza
TXC2: *bought
boredkid07: @BrowneePointz It's a removal spell* with upside! *your results may vary
iSmartMan1: @thedepthandbreadthofseth I think it was the third or fourth one, Teller got their address and sent them a bunch of pizzas
BrassWingman: the turn timer hourglass gives your pet rock a bowtie
Sorator13: @TXC2 after much difficulty, as I remember him telling it
Sorator13: or rather, the difficulty was with Subway
Imbadyoureworse: haha have at you! how do you like the taste of this lava claw reaches!
Gekyouryuu: Graham, I have a stupid idea: a swiftfoot boots-esque equipment that auto equips to a creature cast from exile, make them warp nasceles
TXC2:
Sorator13 yes, given Morgan told him to fuck off at first, thinking it was a prank
boredkid07: different times.
Sorator13: also someone who *famously* doesn't talk!
Foxmar320:
thedepthandbreadthofseth:
They didn't recognize the voice?
realbadatthis_: Like madonna
raulghoulia: "I am famous for never speaking as well"
ArdCollider: my friend's wallet name is MegaZone and he gets junk mail for Margaret A. Zone.
Kentosaurus: that sounds like a recurring inconvenience
iSmartMan1: "Can I have a last name?"
Narcuru: i wasnt trained for this. its 2006!
TXC2:
Gods forbid a man is know mononymously
dragon_pandaDnd: so is his legel name Tellel
gualdhar: I'm surprised Teller would call subway since he can't talk
Sorator13: @ArdCollider That's incredible
tyrew0rm: From what i can see the set looks cool, is there any set it feels like it plays similar to?
TXC2: Teller only doesn't talk while on stage
RT111: Is it true blind gamer steve plays by echo location. Like a bat.
3schr: I'll station when I want and don't call me Shirely
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Who told them about it? Like, were they big fans of the daily drop???
Tiber727: Imagine your story of interacting with a celebrity was not being able to take their order.
dragon_pandaDnd: that werld change you legal name to stage name but that amek sense
LainKaplan: hi folks! we are looking at new Standard, right?
Jundinator: No
northos: @LainKaplan Sealed
iSmartMan1: Teller started doing the "no talking on stage" thing because it made him a lot harder to heckle, and it became his shtick over the years
TXC2: LainKaplan not yet
LainKaplan: ah! got it. cool.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: That's so amazing.
Jundinator:
Jundinator: Called MOM
RT111: gg
bytecaster: More rewards, more rewards!
OldUncleDan: So Penn and Teller are going to be at the Minnesota Renisence Fair this year. It is where they first met and got their start!
Aceviru: o//
dragon_pandaDnd: well in doudt go for mom
StewartRWyatt: That must have been a little unsettling for Paul's Mom
CrypticKablam: incredible
Imbadyoureworse: mvp was a land that game. pretty cool
malfunct: "Do you know what your son is doing?"
hd_dabnado: went to the MN Ren Fair for the first time last year
hd_dabnado: got a cool staff
devih_: what made you start wearing glasses?
bytecaster: If they didn't like it, they shouldn't have called themselves M'noists
3schr: Having started a successful media company with your friends (and family) and being able to focus on projects that are meaningful to you is the dream of so many people. After 20+ years, how does it feel?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: My grandfather was a close up magician, and I love when Teller does slight of hand work, because it brings me back.
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DadlyPuns: it should be more, but I keep forgetting to resub with prime...
TXC2:
devih_ bad eyesight?
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BrowneePointz: I’d LOVE a Road Quest where we send yall to a bunch of American Fairs during Fair season(when we’re not currently a living chemical fire obvs)
SK__Ren:
the monoish
trendel03: I grew up just down the road from the MN ren fest, and never went until I was in college....missed out on so much
RT111: got to give it to the design team. The game boards are always fun
Foxmar320: !prime
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MerlinZero: done
Didero:
I don't have Prime precisely because Bezos doesn't need my money
Bruceski: Just tell them there's a slight net gain in galactic prodperity to call them muh-noists
gualdhar: but how will Jeffrey afford an entire city for this third marriage?
3schr: 3 days until my prime sub
Imbadyoureworse: he might need it for his next wedding in Venice
Gekyouryuu: Jeff Bozos
BrowneePointz: would love to see Ben and Serge at a full over the top Jumbo sized Ren Fair like Minnesota or Wisconsin? or is it Bristol?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: The world's worst breakfast cereal, Jeffrey Bayz O's
LainKaplan: oh, the 4/1 is good station fodder and can block if needed. Neat.
richard_ermen: Oh sweet. How is Space this time of year?
Sorator13: oh that is SO cool
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MerlinZero: the bezos no longer has the most expensive house on the west coast... its funny.
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Spades_Slicc: there's that 3/2 blue creature that untaps things
boredkid07: blue also has a dude that untaps things when it taps
bytecaster: Tractor beam is a very cool card
KingOfDoma: BTW, every long-term Twitch creator might be getting a bump in revenue, because some folks were recently forced to start paying the current price for subs instead of the grandfathered price before the price increases. ... ... no examples I can point to, but it's definitely real! >_>
trendel03: its for the have a tapped creature archetype, right?
Imbadyoureworse: if it had abilities they get it. like landfall
thedepthandbreadthofseth: My bug is that arena no longer runs on my phone.
bytecaster: Everything is a living weapon these days
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dragon_pandaDnd: my bug is there to many bug on area
TXC2:
thedepthandbreadthofseth PC for me, just a black screen
bytecaster: I prefer Oblivion Remastered anyway
PokePackPuller: hey I’m new to this but I run pantlaza currently. do you have any suggestions for a new commander?
Didero: "I could embrace oblivion and kill" sounds very dark
PokePackPuller: looking for a token flying generator
dragon_pandaDnd: now honnor living weapon
NornsFelidar: Is there going to be a famjam for EoE?
TXC2: power creep gonna keep creeping
richard_ermen: Klingon Robot!
MerlinZero: it was just finished, its on medina i think its 79m and for sale
lunaniq: Planet land
BrowneePointz: stationed Uthros
bytecaster: Station the face planet
trendel03: uthros is best art i set
Didero: "Titanic Godcore" is an excellent phrase
TheOneInquisitor: There should have been a creature planet, like Ego or something.
BrowneePointz: fun fact: Uthros has a Dead Eldrazi Titan at its core, hence the “Titanic Godcore” epithet
dragon_pandaDnd: it be cool if there was deathstar planet maybe next edge set
TheOneInquisitor: @BrowneePointz There used to be FOUR of those guys? Wack
bytecaster: @BrowneePointz Is that why it has a face too?
TheOneInquisitor: I'm betting there's a fifth secret one somewhere else too they're going to retcon in
BrowneePointz: the worldbuilding implies there may have been a LOT more than 4
boredkid07: @BrowneePointz some planeswalkers probably just sealed it there. happens all the time. hardly an inconvenience
LainKaplan: everyone gets bread!
Sorator13: That also means they can be killed, though!
LainKaplan: (Pain for All pun)
Didero: It's dead, what's the worst that can happen
Imbadyoureworse: “mm delicious pain” -hellraiser probably
protojman: did it get shuffled back into the planey
TXC2: TheOneInquisitor the thing about the eldrazi is that the 3 we know off might still all be the same one thing
TheOneInquisitor: @Sorator13 Well yes but BFZ was literally ten years ago.
richard_ermen: Somehow seeing how we get sets like EOE makes me whistful of the old three-set system. I wish we'd get two more sets in this universe to explore it deeper.
niccus: @dragon_pandaDnd until then, Dawnsire is doing a very good death star impression
Spades_Slicc: Scrounge the dog?
TheOneInquisitor: We already knew that. Kinda.
BrowneePointz: even worse Graham, the Illvoi have a secret deep atmosphere facility researching it, and is the basis for an incredible horror side story article
iSmartMan1: Wait, there were eldrazi titans before our three?
RatherLargeToad: The story mentioned something about an ancient Eldrazi vs Fomori interstellar war, but did not elaborate
dragon_pandaDnd: @niccus that true
dan_7_8_2: gaming
Didero: !card weftwalking
LRRbot: Weftwalking [4UU] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, if you cast it, shuffle your hand and graveyard into your library, then draw seven cards. / The first spell each player casts during each of their turns may be cast without paying its mana cost.
dragon_pandaDnd: two out of four know tian are trapped inside celestic body
PokePackPuller:
BrowneePointz: yep an EPOCHS old Fomori vs Eldrazi war over reality and I think one of the White Drix implies the Fomori lost? or won with profound losses?
TXC2: dragon_pandaDnd emma is not trapped, she chose to go into the moon and chill out
bytecaster: Gotta get the tempo to counter the weft
RatherLargeToad: it’s cozy in the moon
Spades_Slicc: And weft walking lets you play your 7 drop
StateBasedPenguin: Dog AND not dog + crew? broken
TXC2: what up not dog ?
Natimus_Prime: The two kinds of creature: Dog and Not Dog
boredkid07: 3 in a row
Dr_fragenstien: makes sense. It seems pretty hard to "win" a conflict with the eldrazi (Insert salt about how zendikar defeated the eldrazi by literally setting all of it's magic on fire and then everything's normal in 5 years)
bytecaster: @Natimus_Prime There are only two creature types, dog and pangolin
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boredkid07: oh boy
bytecaster: We got weft walked
BrowneePointz: also the story implies the Drix hunt down beings that can potentially BECOME Eldrazi so that was a weird revelation
Dromos_GHG: I'm guessing the battlefield is Infinite Guideline Station, does it have any interactables?
boredkid07: What a top deck after the 3 lands
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TXC2: Dromos_GHG an airlock can be opened
matthaus_c: banger draw
Spades_Slicc: @Dromos_GHG airlock
bytecaster: 1) Very pretty 2) How dare you
Dromos_GHG: thx
KingOfDoma: Turning down the volume almost all the way and going back to work. Have fun games and I'll check in later if I can!
TXC2: so long KingOfDoma stay safe
BrowneePointz: it IS a Scott M Fischer piece Graham, of COURSE it is pretty
Justherefortherewards: I love space whales, such a good trope
bytecaster: Still got some good pressure now
bytecaster: He said, before everything got -3/0
matthaus_c: opponent's popping off
emitt_nervend: Mouth of the Storm has Big Core Set energy
BrowneePointz: also folks love to talk about Dominik Mayer but I think Eli Minaya(the artist for Honor) gets slept on
NornsFelidar: is this a draft or sealed?
Sorator13: @NornsFelidar sealed
TXC2: sealed
boredkid07: yeesh
BrassWingman:
Spades_Slicc: Teenus Weenus
bytecaster: Why is opponent even getting land, they don't have to pay anyway!
Dromos_GHG: if you tried to station with negative power would it remove charge counters?
dragon_pandaDnd: one will give negtave change counter
bytecaster: @Dromos_GHG No
emitt_nervend: Stationing with negative power sucks a crew member out the airlock
Kaus_Jason: From the makers of tap tap concede comes scry surveil concede
NornsFelidar: well you see when negative charge and positive charge meet...
boredkid07: oh good. he's recording for the 'tubes
Sorator13: well well well
TXC2: uh oh, nummies
Dr_fragenstien: for most effects a negative value is treated like 0
DegHag: He isn't even streaming right now.
TriuneSystem:
I'm here live! Yay 
PokePackPuller: pantlaza 🦖🦕
memnus: There are twelve cards that use depletion counters, those should cancel charge counters
TXC2: hello TriuneSystem welcome
northos: he tends to record a bunch of youtube videos on the first day, yeah
iSmartMan1: Called the Kenji matchup!
petey_vonwho: Yeah, hell record like 5 videos or something
matthaus_c: we can trade with a 4/3 all day
Dr_fragenstien: imo the counters. It's just a 4/3
iSmartMan1: I think the 4/3 is correct
TXC2: counters I say, we have the kill spell
Swordsman_24: Do you prefer to concede or give OP a chance to attack (so they can earn some potential gold or gems for a daily challenge)?
noSmokeFire: how's the weather in space today?
MrPipboy3000: @Swordsman_24 Depends on how the flow of the game is .... what I HATE is when my opponent just lets the timer run out
TXC2: noSmokeFire vacuumy
realbadatthis_: we strip lock anyone out today?
malfunct: @MrPipboy3000 being roped is such a bad experience, absolutely agree
matthaus_c: statistically it's both the nicest and the worst
TXC2: realbadatthis_ not so far
bytecaster: I hear there is a chance of meteor shower later
MrPipboy3000: If you need to, you can open the door behind their deck
Sorator13: @bytecaster meatier than what?
Marvoleath: at least the temperature in space is 0K
boredkid07: oof.
dilbert11: maybe the lander tokens was the better option
realbadatthis_: @TXC2 saving it for the family jambily, noice!
Swordsman_24: @MrPipboy3000 100% agree there. I also hate the playing with their food situation. If I'm tapped out and you clearly have lethal just end it. No need to cast 12 spells with triggers to resolve.
BrowneePointz: Kenji has a hyper aggressive deck with a bunch of removal, more news at 11
matthaus_c: That's Magic, Baby
Justherefortherewards: I'm sure you made good content
TheMerricat: So chat, I had to miss a lot of the PPR. Have we seen very much stationing yet in this and the PPR combined and if so what's everyone's thoughts on it now?
EvilBadman: Oh no! Our nothing prizes
Aceviru: Let them play it out
Aceviru: Yeah
BrowneePointz: @themerricat at the PPR folks aimed removal at them as soon as they were fully stationed most of the time
Marvoleath: @TheMerricat it seemed a little less clunky than I expected, being able to use warped creatures help
bytecaster:
But I thought only streamers miss lethal?! 
TXC2:
I brawl, I concede early and often
Justherefortherewards: If an opponent is taking their sweet time when they know for a fact they have lethal and theyre just making frivolous plays, I'll concede out
Spades_Slicc: !card gigastorm
LRRbot: Gigastorm Titan [4U] | Creature — Elemental [4/4] | This spell costs {3} less to cast if you've cast another spell this turn.
Dr_fragenstien: !card gigastorm titan
LRRbot: Gigastorm Titan [4U] | Creature — Elemental [4/4] | This spell costs {3} less to cast if you've cast another spell this turn.
BrowneePointz: but yea looking at that elemental you can see the Uthros Eldrazi connection
Gekyouryuu: Station will be interesting in standard with all the Duskmorne survivors
TXC2: only if you lose
dilbert11: I have no chat so I never miss lethal
matthaus_c: Gigastorm Titan shaking hands with Marshmist Titan
TheMerricat: @Gekyouryuu I'm so stoked to try it out with my Role Models.
TheOneInquisitor: If you think you missed lethal but you didnt have lethal in the first place, you *are* the chat
malfunct: I do think that dailies like "cast X <color> spells" make it feel bad for the person being conceded on, yes they may have lethal but we also need to cast the extra few spells
noSmokeFire: loading screen tip: space whales do not have haste
TXC2: "I have no chat and I still missed lethal: a memior"
WrightJustice: Really love the warp animations
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bytecaster: @TXC2 "I have no chat but I must stream"
noSmokeFire: how does Station feel in practice?
Spades_Slicc: !card memorial team leader
LRRbot: Memorial Team Leader [3R] | Creature — Kavu Soldier [4/3] | During your turn, other creatures you control get +1/+0. / Warp {1}{R}
myknorman: was Mount sorcery speed?
Spades_Slicc: yes?
TheMerricat:
I just realized... Role model preserves and moves counters when something dies... if someone wacks my fully powered deathstar, does that mean can power up something more using it's old counters?
realbadatthis_: I thought those were going to be a sci fi play on words of " I have no chat, and I must stream"
raulghoulia: @realbadatthis_ A+
Dromos_GHG: do station cards have summoning sickness on their first turn, so if fully stationed that turn they have to wait?
TXC2:
realbadatthis_ now that's the lethal we missed
boredkid07: pretty close to our 1/3 being able to pump too, yeah?
BrowneePointz: cmon land
Dromos_GHG: gothca
matthaus_c: it feels good that the Spacecraft are Fine sorceries that threaten evasion damage later
Spades_Slicc: You can pump without another land
bytecaster: Meechan wants to pump
Spades_Slicc: pump doesnt tap
Voidhawk42: @Dromos_GHG Ruleswise: everything has Summoning Sickness the turn it enters. But only Creatures are prevented from Tapping and/or Attacking by Summoning Sickness
Dromos_GHG: copy that
TXC2: ^
Voidhawk42: So the Sickness only effects the station after it becomes a creature
Cptasparagus: The blank space after target got me excited
Justherefortherewards: as my playgroups resident stuffy doll enjoyer, I can't wait for pain for all
Spades_Slicc: What if you used pain for all on a stuffy doll to have double stuffy triggers
BrowneePointz: imagine if we had pain for all and Dawnsire
WrightJustice: Me-chan
boredkid07: +1
shad0w0115: Is this set on the app version of arena.?
boredkid07: @shad0w0115 soon
TXC2: shad0w0115 not yet
Dromos_GHG: one day it will be funny to tap a fully stationed spacecraft to crew a vehicle
TheMerricat: @shad0w0115 In the sense that the data is there, yes.
bytecaster: Now the dog cannot block either and die so Win-Win
shad0w0115: Thanks everyone
TXC2:
what you can get right now is a bugged ass update
WrightJustice: I believe the special guests are accidentally available as crafts to everyone via a bug
Justherefortherewards: jokes on you, I played the phantom FIN draft and absolutely popped off
cheezweazl:
Cptasparagus: They do pay people to fill slots in drafts
freshmaker__: oh i didnt even consider that.. creators are presumably able to play on mobile now, with no extra client. neat.
NornsFelidar: is there a famjam planned?
TXC2: next week probably
Cptasparagus: They pay them hourly, one of my best friends does it
Voidhawk42: @Dromos_GHG Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann: two creatures crewing a vehicle, crewing a vehicle, stationing a spaceship
bytecaster: I don't know, do people at Wizards like to play Magic though?
Cptasparagus: Through a contract company
Kentosaurus: my uncle who works at nintendo does it
Justherefortherewards: that ah sounded like the end of a crapshot
TheMerricat:
How do I sign up to fill spots in drafts for money? I promise I'm crap at drafting so I won't take any streamer spotlights away from them
XavusGaming: Pay me to fill spots in drafts WotC
BrowneePointz: uh oh pumpies
Spades_Slicc: flunge?
myknorman: @LoadingReadyRun Graham y'all's bar cube draft inspired me to make a Commander Bar Cube, mind if I share a link for fellow chatters?
Spades_Slicc: Zookeeper's sorcery speed
iSmartMan1: I'd love to be paid to fill spots in draft
MehallD: better off sharing it on the LRR discord @myknorman
boredkid07:
Marvoleath: !card zookeeper mechan
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
TXC2: !discord
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myknorman: right on, thanks! and thanks TXC
bytecaster: @Marvoleath Can't find it because it is actually Mee-chan
dragon_pandaDnd: magic.wizard says that EOE will come out for everyone on arena be auguest 1
myknorman: wanted to find a way to convince my commander buds to draft
Kentosaurus: for all the marbles
cheezweazl:
TXC2: !break
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realbadatthis_: !next
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dragon_pandaDnd: i wonder who final boss will be any votes
Marvoleath: Nummot rematch?
dragon_pandaDnd: i vote Voxy
cheezweazl:
Wiliart: If it is Voxy I wonder if she would call again.
realbadatthis_: Final Boss has to be a Pain For All/Deathstar deck or a Strip Mine/Super Crucible :Insect
cheezweazl:
TheMerricat:
So chat, I'm an MTG noob, just started playing Arena in May. Someone mentioned how fun Stationing is going to be with the Duskmorn survivor cards and I just looked up all the cards with the survior keyword in it and am feeling stoked to try out a survival stationing deck.
TXC2: and we're back
Marvoleath: oh, that sounds cool, Merricat
realbadatthis_: !card Kona,
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iSmartMan1:
My commercial break is extra-long
iSmartMan1: And back
Ranakel: Void checks on end step in general. I will try (and fail) to make it work with Y'shtola Ruhl
kamkazi: i do like the flavor of the survivors finding refuge in a big ass spaceship they accidently found opening the wrong door on duskmourn
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dragon_pandaDnd: it turn out i cant scury the future
shad0w0115: How do u like edge of eternities so far.? I felt like this was definitely a sleeper set.
bytecaster: Warping directly into your face
MrPipboy3000: have you opened the door behind their deck?
iSmartMan1: Just to be clear, this set takes place *inside* the Blind Eternities, right?
MrPipboy3000: behind their land rather
Marvoleath: @iSmartMan1 nope, on the other side of them
Gekyouryuu: Silly idea: a card named Factor 9 that has warp
Sorator13: @MrPipboy3000 He did indeed
dragon_pandaDnd: yes Blind Eternitie is called the choas wall
ElektroTal: arena up and died on me in the middle of my eoe sealed match =.
Spades_Slicc: How long ago was New Capenna?
realbadatthis_: @Marvoleath Front half or back half?
Syntheticuh: when was the last not good one? crimson vow? and that was a couple years ago at this point
Sorator13: @ElektroTal noooo
jimbomaloi:
Aetherdrift was only 6 months ago
Pyroxx___: Ooh, I like the warp visual effect
bytecaster: Yeah, sets have been solid for limited for a long time as a baseline
kamkazi: foundations id say was the latest one
TXC2:
Arena is just black screen for me
TheOneInquisitor: Aetherdrift was like. A competent format.
iSmartMan1: @Marvoleath Wait, how can there be something on the other side? There's the planes, there's the Blind Eternities between the planes, and that's it
bytecaster: Aetherdrift was fine, but it didn't really capture me as much as other sets
thanzo: a perfectly cromulent set
jimbomaloi: ok you say that, but then how do you explain my deeply sub 50% win rate in DFT draft?
Gekyouryuu: @elektrotal I forget its name, but how you enjoying that mythic soldier that makes more soldiers?
BrowneePointz: so reality is an orange
kamkazi: aetherdrift draft was gas full pun
chisidragon: I didn't like bloomburrow drafts
ElektroTal: i haven't opened it yet, but that card isn't for my soldiers deck. it requires you to cast two spells a turn, which my deck has never ever done
BrowneePointz: the planes are seeds, the Flesh is the blind eternities, the pith is the chaos wall and the Edge is the Rind
jimbomaloi: bloomburrow draft was really good for introducing people
ElektroTal: the last bad draft format was the one i lost a bunch of games in and the last good one was the one i won a lot
bytecaster: I liked bloomburrow, I can still hear the flute from the Arena board right now
Sorator13: @BrowneePointz but what is the juice?
jimbomaloi: @ElektroTal exaaactly
dilbert11: Dragonglobe the set was also pretty meh
MrPipboy3000: The List made Thunder Junction almost undraftable to me
TXC2:
ElektroTal by that logic no set has even been good for me
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Spades_Slicc: According to the planeswalker's guide The Edge is a doughnut shape surrounding the blind eternities within which is all the normal planes (implied)
niccus: imagine having text
BrowneePointz: I hope Lorwyn Eclipsed is both as wild as og Lorwyn and spicy as hell
Justherefortherewards: don't you just hate when there's text on these cards? good thing we have textless alternatives
Marvoleath: @iSmartMan1 I believe they used an orange metaphor in on of the streams, the juicy part being the blind, seed being the planes and the peel being the edge
Marvoleath: or something along those lines
TXC2: back in my day we had vanilla creatures and we liked it
bytecaster: Horse club beckons
TXC2:
so kill a land
Justherefortherewards: oh the battlecruiser is great
Kaus_Jason: @ismartman1 if you map the possibility space of planes and blind Eternities as a sphere, the edge is a sort of metaphysical rind, or a layer of reality produced between the layers of reality "multiverse" and "absolute non existence"
BrowneePointz: yes. They said Reality is an Orange. The Planes are Seeds, Blind Eternities the Flesh, Chaos Wall the Pith, and the Edge the Rind and it’s all toroid
Justherefortherewards:
so.. we're orzhov 
Mindfire13: Dimir deck?
thanzo: there seem to be a lot of boardwipes in this set
realbadatthis_: love a megrim
dragon_pandaDnd: so super o-ring
bytecaster: The rares look like some BW, maybe Esper
TrialbyCalmBat: Long time YouTube watcher happy to make it to a stream finally.
TXC2: hello TrialbyCalmBat welcome
dilbert11: it let's you station with noncreatures. neat
TrialbyCalmBat: Thank you TXC2
Sorator13: "get in the bag (of holding)"
BrowneePointz: ah that’s the drix with the Fomori flavor text
dragon_pandaDnd: Wizard let the word each now
dragon_pandaDnd: like
Sorator13: Syr Vondam? I barely know 'em!
anxietyparadingashuman: is there a card in the set that i can refer to as "pigs in space" with my best Muppet announcer impression?
cheezweazl: Foreplate Pangolin?
BrowneePointz: fun fact, Monoist ships don’t have propulsion systems, they are pulled along by Gravity, making them nearly completely silent
BrowneePointz: Perigee not Pedigree
dragon_pandaDnd: i wonder this hint that Loot will fight the Eldrazi
thanzo: best in horror show
dilbert11: labship looks wild
Spades_Slicc: It's pronounced like the bird (Peregrine)
Scarbble: perig-eez
Sorator13: Labship works nicely with Cryogen Relic, yeah
Sorator13: also Lander tokens
MrPipboy3000: Utheros taps your creatures for the angel
Marvoleath: @anxietyparadingashuman Frenzied Baloth is a little boar-like in appearance, but I dont think there is anything meeting the criteria
realbadatthis_: new blue ichor wellspring is going to make me buy a teleportation circle
BrowneePointz: also the figure in that Hand Attack Spell is a member of the Long Lost Vaar race who panicked at the Eldrazi and uploaded their entire species into a virtual reality. their leftover tech/knowledge is HIGHLY coveted
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Loot actually eats Eldrazi. He has a protein deficiency as is.
Pyroxx___: I think its real bad
dilbert11: starcage seems like it's going to hurt you more than our opponent
boredkid07: seems worse in sealed. but i bet its still fine
Mindfire13: It nixes all the landers
ElektroTal: legit don't think pinnacle starcage is playable in this limited. its a constructed card
TXC2: the communication bat, the combat
Sorator13: I sense sarcasm!
macbody2: just watched the moonbase moving video....
Aceviru: Good teamwork
Juliamon: quality technology
Grumpingtoon: Teams: If you just let Microsoft buy more things, maybe it will get better
Sorator13: I fortunately am in a position where I'm literally not allowed to install teams on my phone
Juliamon: nobody uses teams unless they are obligated to
BlueFingers5: wish-that-were-me.jpg
dilbert11: I would rather use pigeons for communication than teams
BlueFingers5: oops that wasn't supposed to link
malfunct: I actually like teams fine? the mobile client is buttz though
TXC2:
meanwhile slack is....is pushing their "AI" nonsense
cheezweazl:
Sorator13: @BlueFingers5 twitch thinks anything with a period and no space is a link, no worries lol
MehallD: I have teams on my work phone, which turns off if I'm not on-call
BrowneePointz: speaking of cool things I think your Weft guy has some Neat Flavortext Graham
Grumpingtoon: Teams on desktop is the new Chrome. Why optimize for memory usage when we can just take it all?
Justherefortherewards: Who watches the Watchman? Nay, who watches the Eldrazi?
boredkid07: chat, i haven't read the story yet - but i still want to. how many factions are we dealing with here in EOE?
BrowneePointz: So apparently the Fomori didn’t WIN that war against the Eldrazi
TXC2: "never will they watch again....they'll just turn the news off, and then complain to the BBC.... sorry what are we on about?"
BrowneePointz: there’s really only 3 “major” factions
TheMerricat: @Grumpingtoon What really irritates me is that Teams doesn't even work as well as what it replaced. My mother claims any images or emotes I include in messages I send her on teams permanently display as "Image" placeholders.
Justherefortherewards: The only faction I care about is Sami and their cat
Sorator13: @TheMerricat oh, I've absolutely run into that with any kind of forwarded image, yeah
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Two adversaries. Other groups exist.
TrialbyCalmBat: @justherefortherewards the best faction
dragon_pandaDnd: they try to make 5 factors one for each color
Gekyouryuu: I wonder when they decided the fomori would be anything more than a reference in the name of an old commander card
boredkid07: Wait, really? We have Kavu, Bug people, dudes in cool suits; avatars that live on the eldrazi core, and the people who want everyone in the black hole, right?
BrowneePointz: Monoists and Summists and Pinnacle(neutral) are the “factions” the Kav are Red Species, Eumidians are Green, and Illvoi are 3
Marvoleath: @boredkid07 it's a bit more complex, but there are 2 major religions opposite to each other, plus 1 major "galactic government", and each species have their own governing bodies
Grumpingtoon: @themerricat Yeah, same
Pyroxx___: There are Kav, Monoists, Summists, Eumidians, Illvoi, and Pinnacle
Narcuru: summists
realbadatthis_: @BrowneePointz Loot can find the omen path to the suspiciously bombable vent in the Eldrazi Borg-Cube, I'm sure we will bring along characters who can make a sylex
Spades_Slicc: And Tezzeret
Justherefortherewards: There's cool bugs!!
Aceviru: Metalman
BrowneePointz: a member of the “Sunstar Free Company” of the Celestial Palatinate, followers of Summism
dilbert11: and the 1 eldrazi who's been lost in space
TXC2:
Monoists are nihilists, summists are anti-nihilists, both are very dumb because of this
Laserbeaks_Fury: Every time I hear that name all that run through my head is "Sum, es est, Sumist, estis, sunt"
Marvoleath: Sumist paint themselves as utilitarian
Laserbeaks_Fury: I thought the mostly paint themselves white and gold
Pyroxx___: I think I'll be adding that dragon to one of my canlander decks
LibraryWitchKei: I know those type of nihilists exist, but I'm annoyed that it's the type that's depicted in media most often.
TXC2:
summist want as much life to happen as possible, at any cost
BrowneePointz: and then yea Pinnacle is the neutral Administrative body that governs FTL travel which was gifted by the Drix, a mysterious ancient species of Eldrazi Hunters that can ftl travel at will
Kaus_Jason: The Sunstar free company wants to prolong life in the universe, even if they have to kill everything to do it
BlueFingers5: the summist we mostly see are a military organization that believe they can do calculus hard enough to know the future, and may kill you or everyone if you don't make their math happy
noSmokeFire: so insurance executives
Laserbeaks_Fury: Doing math at the future feels super Hari Seldon
BrowneePointz: the Eumidians seed worlds then grow with them in Terrasymbiosis, each planetary brood has their own culture and the one here are terraforming a frozen world into a lush one
Grumpingtoon: *studies actuarial tables* “I think I’m just dead here”
TXC2: I read them like the Eldar from WH40K, except the eldar only try to make Eldar live
Pyroxx___: I find it kinda weird that there isn't a rare Drix. They are all common or uncommon
BrowneePointz: the Kav are the sole Natives to the system who blew up their own planet in fear of their star going out just for it to be stabilized
Marvoleath: @BrowneePointz I find the use of "terra" a bit weird in context of an universe where no Earth exists tbh
Kaus_Jason: Realistically there are summits and monoists that probably have less extreme views
noSmokeFire: @Pyroxx___ they're at a level of post-mythic rarity where they don't appear in the set
Sorator13: @Marvoleath the limits of using a real world language to describe a fictional universe, yeah
realbadatthis_: @Pyroxx___ Has Modern Horizons 4 been announced?
Kaus_Jason: But they're not flying to sothera to fight a holy war
Spades_Slicc: currently the elite won't survive? 4 counters and they might not have the patience to lander first
BrowneePointz: and the Illvoi are jellyfish people who can shape gas into solid matter and are running a research station on Uthros, with a totally not secret research station in deep atmosphere
Spades_Slicc: Ah they had it
noSmokeFire: @Marvoleath it's "terra" like "rock/earth/terrain" and not "Terra" like "Earth," isn't it?
Laserbeaks_Fury: "I run the numbers, and your are going to lose. So to save all the life you would expend to fight this out, we think you should concede now."
TheMerricat:
@noSmokeFire TBF though, the whole Terra=rock and Terra=Earth thing are effectively the same deal. Everyone calls their home planet "dirt" cause that's what it was.
Aceviru: @realbadatthis_ please no. Give us like 2 years to recover from mh3
Spades_Slicc: @TheMerricat Illvoi are from a gas giant
BrowneePointz: also to clarify for chat, for MOST folks the Summists are fine and reasonably liked, but they are part of one of the largest interstellar empires in existence and as such come with a reasonable amount of fear
Arimus221: White has tricks it seems
TheMerricat: @Spades_Slicc They call their home planet 'air'
TheMerricat:
realbadatthis_: @Aceviru Modern means it rotates faster right?
BrowneePointz: in part cuz when it comes to Monoists they go FULL zealots
Sorator13: did you not want to play the lightblade and equip your flyer?
Marvoleath: @BrowneePointz yea, I guess "dirtification" sounds a bit less classy
Sorator13: oh, flash, I see
Sorator13: gross! I love it.
Spades_Slicc: I think it's very interesting (and unused by the stories) that the Summist religion was created in response to Monoism
TXC2: there is a more neutral name for "terraforming" but I forget what it was
BrowneePointz: like, people give Palatinate folks the respect due in shared spaces but give Monoists a WIIIIIIIDE birth
Meakis: You can still take it out, then it nukes everything
Marvoleath: @noSmokeFire iirc Terra comes from Tellus, the name of a Roman goddess of abundance / fertility
Meakis:
if you had the mana
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Oh, @loadingreadyrun Graham, crucial question. Does this set have any bird warlocks?!?
Laserbeaks_Fury: "It's an old card, but it checks out"
bytecaster: @thedepthandbreadthofseth It does have a very good pangolin, hope that helps
Marvoleath: @TXC2 Planetary engineering would be the closest I think
thedepthandbreadthofseth: It most certainly does, @bytecaster !
boredkid07: does this set have any Birds ?
Marvoleath: since terraforming means literally to make it like Earth
Meakis: thats a niche combo
Kaus_Jason: Im fascinated by the way the underlying beliefs of the two faiths are not as opposed or incompatible as their Orthodox supporters would believe
BrowneePointz: reroute?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Though, I resent to the implication that there are non good pangolins.
TXC2:
Marvoleath I'd say geoengineeing then, but geo just means earth as well
Pyroxx___: The set has no birds and only 1 warlock
Spades_Slicc: Well they're killing it because it's a good creature
Marvoleath:
@TXC2 geoengi is planetary engi applied to Earth, yea
tdapenguin: "Terra" also means "ground". It doesn't have to means "specifically planet Earth"
BrowneePointz: pangolins are great and I wish people@would stop slaughtering them for fake ass “medicines” and aphrodisiacs
Kaus_Jason: Surprised more people haven't noted the Summist beliefs in the Perfect Void
thedepthandbreadthofseth:
@kaus_jason yeah, because Jews and Muslims or Catholics and Protestants are WAYYY further apart. 
Meakis: yes fight
TXC2: tdapenguin yes, but I dare to presume the OG question was "how do we have this earth thing if no earth?" like how do we have French poodle if no France?
BrowneePointz: but yea in Lore as the oldest Monoists made the first supervoids, the escaping light mana became the Astelli
Kaus_Jason: @thedepthandbreadthofseth as I've said, who would have thought my special interest in heterodox theologies would come in handy for working on the outer space set
niccus: summists are a lot of things but the way they behave in the story is closest to the SCP foundation finding something keter class, if the endstone truly is as dangerous as they think
BrowneePointz: the Asteli were appalled at this forced star death and founded the Palatonate(a state secret) AND Summism
chaostreader: !next
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gramplot: you can goad them into blocking with the giant creature maybe
BrowneePointz: Palatinate*
gramplot: so it dies to the damage
Sorator13: Could've gang-blocked it
50keyz: love Graham arena streams - such chill vibes
Spades_Slicc: Drive a spacecraft with another spacecraft
iSmartMan1: @gramplot They're already attacking with the big creature
Aceviru: Big dumpies
Sorator13: but that wouldn't help unless you drew a land, and no way to know that I suppose
TXC2: speaking of goad, I feel like we need an actual mechanic like that for limited
gramplot: @iSmartMan1 I meant the new one they make
gramplot: Now
Spades_Slicc: @TXC2 Tap + Stun counter
Marvoleath: @tdapenguin but that's a bit reversed, like calling any star with orbiting planets a sun for that system, it's applicable name but it's what it is because we called our star the sun (same with moon and rocky sattelites)
BrowneePointz: but yea Graham that ship doesn’t have a propulsion system, it’s pulled along by Gravity and basically silent
boredkid07: risky business
WiJohn: I'm not sure that card is good here
Aceviru: Make them have it
Spades_Slicc: Bisky Rizzness
bytecaster: risk it for the biscuit!
tdapenguin: @marvoleath , uh, that is the astro-correct term
TXC2: Spades_Slicc exact opposite of what I'm asking for, I need people to attack so I can kill with a block
TheMerricat: And they lose their card.
petey_vonwho: Don't care if it's good, it's fun
gramplot: And wouldn't attack if it could because you would die on the backswing
bytecaster: I mean, they are in green, red, that should have trouble dealing with 10 toughness
Marvoleath: @tdapenguin yes, it is, but it originated from the name we gave the first object of that type we as species discovered
niccus: time to roll the wheel
TrialbyCalmBat: Learning is half the battle after all
Spades_Slicc: Is the extinguisher worth saccing the gravpack and it's token (potentially) to secure the land?
boredkid07: @bytecaster but probably less likely to have trouble dealing with artifacts
Kaus_Jason: The other element of the Monoists is they're like Thelemites but rather than settling into natural orbit true will leads into the Supervoid
iSmartMan1: I bet they're trying to redraw the Resolve
Imbadyoureworse: not dead on board we got this
shad0w0115: I see a comeback win
tdapenguin: @marvoleath @txc2 for me, (a) I took Latin so I first see it as ground (b) to the Roman's, first it meant ground and then it got extended from there to mean Planet Earth
bytecaster: @boredkid07 How dare a spaceship be an artifact
tdapenguin: @marvoleath @txc2 also, a
JKBalch: Opponent no
bytecaster: one time no shock
boredkid07: surveil first
Pyroxx___: dont target lander
boredkid07: oh yeah you're right
Spades_Slicc: attack first?
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: swing first?
Pyroxx___: then they can fizzle ability
emitt_nervend: DONT TARGET THE LANDER IT CAN COUNTER THE ABILITY!
Chartle: can they sac the lander to stop the trigger?
Pyroxx___: Target a land
Meakis: huge
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Kaus_Jason I'm surprised I've never seen a Catholicism transgender/transubstantiation sketch out there, but I'm not the one to make it.
emitt_nervend: It's part of the same clause
Marvoleath: @tdapenguin that's fair, one could argue though that terraforming comes from terra meaning earth, why would you transform something that's already a ground into a ground?
dilbert11: it's broken up with "Then" so it shouldn't fizzle
iSmartMan1: Oh shoot, that's right!
Justherefortherewards: its neat that it's not a choice, discard or take 3, they just.. have to discard, and take 3
petey_vonwho: No, it's all one ability.
tdapenguin: @marvoleath @txc2 also all languages are flexible and have to be modified for as situations change. So in theory I am totally for creating/ evolving word
child__roland: It absolutely would fizzle
83 raiders from 90sMTG have joined!
Meakis: yes seems so
Pyroxx___: I think its all one ability, so it would fizzle
Denis_Dobrolubov: Same paragraph, so same ability. Only one target, so fizzles.
KodeMage: it will fizzle
JKBalch: Now this is battleship magic!
TXC2: Hello Raiders!
tryllebanjo: SPACE!
KodeMage: one ability all targets illlegal
chaostreader: surveil first
Thisbymaster: space nukes
WiJohn: OP is reading
BrowneePointz: Rare Spaceships!
chaostreader: oh wait nvm
Caryotip: 10 10 lample
dilbert11: is indeed one trigger
109 raiders from Seabats have joined!
Ratafias: Seems good
Justherefortherewards: you can still station
bytecaster: Finally some real battlecruiser magic!
TXC2: Hello Raiders!
Juliamon: Welcome Peggers!
Marvoleath: @tdapenguin yea, linguistics are very complex and not always clear, working with terms totally removed from our history is difficult and would not necessarily increase clarity
Narcuru: from the rulings page: If the target permanent is an illegal target as Extinguisher Battleship's first ability tries to resolve, it won't resolve and none of its effects will happen. No creatures will be dealt damage.
tryllebanjo: GG
shad0w0115: Nice win
Aceviru: Ggs
WrightJustice: wowie
bytecaster: double deathtouch, no wonder they are dead
Sorator13: Very nice win!
Kaus_Jason: And the drix seem to have have something of a hermetic philosophy, so between the drix , monoists and summits s non zero percentage of flavor text in this set is just excerpts from my personal meditation journal
tryllebanjo: What a turn-around!
TheMerricat:
I was on the edge of my seat that entire round.
WiJohn: @Narcuru good to know, that's gonna get folks
tdapenguin: @marvoleath @txc2 tho I an "old man yells at clouds" wrt "moon moon" being a term for "it orbits around a thing that orbits around a planet " .... I do acknowledge that that's contradictory to my "languages evole"
punahougirl84: GGs!!!
Kaus_Jason: Auto correct please stop changes Summist to summits
bytecaster: Art!
Mr_Horrible: it's got a kavu with welder goggles, it has to be something special
jadielady: ty for the stream!
Sorator13: PPR VoD just went live on youtube, for those interested in more MtG!
onanimasu: Thanks G man
TXC2: thanks for streaming Graham
TXC2: !youtube
lamina5432: gnight
tdapenguin: Bye!!
Aceviru: o/
Mr_Horrible:
thanks for the stream, G
TXC2: !next
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Marvoleath:
@tdapenguin I have a dislike towards language evolution that comes from incorrect usage or not understanding etymology, and unfortunately a lot of US media does that
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tdapenguin: @marvoleath 100% agree
Justherefortherewards:
@Marvoleath 'incorrect' language is a farce 
descriptivists rule
Justherefortherewards: also it's partly how language has always evolved, it's silly to single out US media
TXC2: "incorrect language" = people aren't educated properly, likely from a lack of funding
GapFiller: Justherefortherewards this feels like excusing wilful misuse
onanimasu: it's not like the department of education is imploding
Juliamon: it's not imploding, it's being murdered
tdapenguin: Yeah, but words have meaning and the transition time is really confusing. Sometimes the language looses something in the process ("decimate " is an example) and sometimes the language is enriched
Marvoleath: yea, I meant incorrect as in "not following commonly agreed on rules", since that leads to more likely miscommunication
SaxPython: What's good pre-horse club chat?
Marvoleath: a lot of language evolution happened before things like official language education though
Metric_Furlong: SaxPython cake, for now at least
SaxPython:
Juliamon: anyway, let's try to wrap up the linguistics discourse before Cori goes live
TXC2: ^
TXC2: hello SaxPython welcome
Metric_Furlong: the Final Horse Club*
Metric_Furlong: (keyboard riff)
Juliamon: dododoooodoooooo
tdapenguin: Okay, sorry, this is just one of the things I think is really neat and most of my friends are "yawn" about it, so I got carried away
Juliamon: It's fine! We just don't want it to dominate chat for too long, is all.
accountmadeforants: Oh wow, the stream started without me having to refresh, a Horsemas Miracle
tdapenguin: For cake discussions, what flavors do ppl like?
TXC2: uhhhh time....time !
Juliamon: Strawberry angel food is top tier for me
Metric_Furlong: I'm partial to cake flavoured cake
Juliamon: time pls
tdapenguin: ( @juliamon , thanks for wrangling us)
ContingentCat: lol come on hit a corner
tdapenguin: That time had too much coffee
Metric_Furlong: sitting calmly through 2.5 minutes of ads
Juliamon: it's not gonna hit a corner
TXC2: how long before it hits the corner exactly ?
bytecaster: Oh no, the time is drunk
iris_of_ether: Oh my god
ArdCollider: how's everyone's cats coping with this timer sitch
tdapenguin: I like basically any berry flav
SnackPak_:
TXC2: hello SnackPak_ welcome
tdapenguin: Ooh, pandan! That's a fun one
ContingentCat:
DoodlestheGreat: Now they need to add a function where that number bounces around on its own. I know they exist.
accountmadeforants:
bytecaster: The time has stopped!
DoodlestheGreat: Maybe make it a point redeem.
tdapenguin: My friend 's family has a family recipe for a honey & chocolate cake that is delicious
bytecaster: And now we will never know when it is time, this is a rollercoaster
SnackPak_:
now the stream will never start
tdapenguin: @doodlesthegreat I like that idea
Juliamon: prepare for Presentation
tdapenguin: @bytecaster I guess cori is showing us that time is made up?
SnackPak_:
presentations
TXC2: here we GO!
tdapenguin: Whoooo!
TXC2: Horse!
Metric_Furlong: mic 5
bytecaster: Oh no, time is an illusion and now we are muted
ContingentCat: Mic 5!
Juliamon: Heather save us
TXC2: Hello Cori and Heather and the lack of sound
niccus: still quiet
Invitare: very funny intro 10/10
bytecaster: Maybe I should learn to lip read
TheMerricat:
@LoadingReadyRun I don't trust this not to be a bit, but you are muted.
Metric_Furlong: sound again
TXC2: there we go
ContingentCat: yaaaay sound!
EvilBadman: real secret podcast
SnackPak_:
JessieImproved: hello!
tdapenguin: @evilbadman ha!
vinewood_og: Can't Say Horses Club
TXC2: !patreon
Metric_Furlong: the big studio for big people
TXC2: with the shelves that bigger over time
Metric_Furlong: perfect
JessieImproved: I love things from a thing
iris_of_ether: Shrek hole shrek hole
bytecaster: Jub, that's a shrek
ContingentCat: lol invisible shrek is my favourite
tdapenguin: @metric_furlong lovely username!!!
SnackPak_: thats a good shrek
Metric_Furlong: @tdapenguin thank you
TXC2:
iris_of_ether I read that like Tom Jones was singing it
iris_of_ether:
jadielady: hello y'all
TXC2: hello jadielady welcome
TXC2: the ALWAYS informative CDHC slideshow
Metric_Furlong: a slideshow!
bytecaster: 1 hours 20 minutes?!?
ContingentCat: oh cool I've wanted to try that
Metric_Furlong: an 80 minute slideshow!
DoodlestheGreat: Yeah, LOTS of ventilation. Maybe some masks.
bytecaster: Aaaaw, shrek is part of the presentation!
Metric_Furlong: none of those heathen, unnatural fibres
TXC2: lots of hand talking in this presentation
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