Meakis: yes fight
TXC2: tdapenguin yes, but I dare to presume the OG question was "how do we have this earth thing if no earth?" like how do we have French poodle if no France?
BrowneePointz: but yea in Lore as the oldest Monoists made the first supervoids, the escaping light mana became the Astelli
Kaus_Jason: @thedepthandbreadthofseth as I've said, who would have thought my special interest in heterodox theologies would come in handy for working on the outer space set
niccus: summists are a lot of things but the way they behave in the story is closest to the SCP foundation finding something keter class, if the endstone truly is as dangerous as they think
BrowneePointz: the Asteli were appalled at this forced star death and founded the Palatonate(a state secret) AND Summism
chaostreader: !next
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gramplot: you can goad them into blocking with the giant creature maybe
BrowneePointz: Palatinate*
gramplot: so it dies to the damage
Sorator13: Could've gang-blocked it
50keyz: love Graham arena streams - such chill vibes
Spades_Slicc: Drive a spacecraft with another spacecraft
iSmartMan1: @gramplot They're already attacking with the big creature
Aceviru: Big dumpies
Sorator13: but that wouldn't help unless you drew a land, and no way to know that I suppose
TXC2: speaking of goad, I feel like we need an actual mechanic like that for limited
gramplot: @iSmartMan1 I meant the new one they make
gramplot: Now
Spades_Slicc: @TXC2 Tap + Stun counter
Marvoleath: @tdapenguin but that's a bit reversed, like calling any star with orbiting planets a sun for that system, it's applicable name but it's what it is because we called our star the sun (same with moon and rocky sattelites)
BrowneePointz: but yea Graham that ship doesn’t have a propulsion system, it’s pulled along by Gravity and basically silent
boredkid07: risky business
WiJohn: I'm not sure that card is good here
Aceviru: Make them have it
Spades_Slicc: Bisky Rizzness
bytecaster: risk it for the biscuit!
tdapenguin: @marvoleath , uh, that is the astro-correct term
TXC2: Spades_Slicc exact opposite of what I'm asking for, I need people to attack so I can kill with a block
TheMerricat: And they lose their card.
petey_vonwho: Don't care if it's good, it's fun
gramplot: And wouldn't attack if it could because you would die on the backswing
bytecaster: I mean, they are in green, red, that should have trouble dealing with 10 toughness
Marvoleath: @tdapenguin yes, it is, but it originated from the name we gave the first object of that type we as species discovered
niccus: time to roll the wheel
TrialbyCalmBat: Learning is half the battle after all
Spades_Slicc: Is the extinguisher worth saccing the gravpack and it's token (potentially) to secure the land?
boredkid07: @bytecaster but probably less likely to have trouble dealing with artifacts
Kaus_Jason: The other element of the Monoists is they're like Thelemites but rather than settling into natural orbit true will leads into the Supervoid
iSmartMan1: I bet they're trying to redraw the Resolve
Imbadyoureworse: not dead on board we got this
shad0w0115: I see a comeback win
tdapenguin: @marvoleath @txc2 for me, (a) I took Latin so I first see it as ground (b) to the Roman's, first it meant ground and then it got extended from there to mean Planet Earth
bytecaster: @boredkid07 How dare a spaceship be an artifact
tdapenguin: @marvoleath @txc2 also, a
JKBalch: Opponent no
bytecaster: one time no shock
boredkid07: surveil first
Pyroxx___: dont target lander
boredkid07: oh yeah you're right
Spades_Slicc: attack first?
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: swing first?
Pyroxx___: then they can fizzle ability
emitt_nervend: DONT TARGET THE LANDER IT CAN COUNTER THE ABILITY!
Chartle: can they sac the lander to stop the trigger?
Pyroxx___: Target a land
Meakis: huge
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Kaus_Jason I'm surprised I've never seen a Catholicism transgender/transubstantiation sketch out there, but I'm not the one to make it.
emitt_nervend: It's part of the same clause
Marvoleath: @tdapenguin that's fair, one could argue though that terraforming comes from terra meaning earth, why would you transform something that's already a ground into a ground?
dilbert11: it's broken up with "Then" so it shouldn't fizzle
iSmartMan1: Oh shoot, that's right!
Justherefortherewards: its neat that it's not a choice, discard or take 3, they just.. have to discard, and take 3
petey_vonwho: No, it's all one ability.
tdapenguin: @marvoleath @txc2 also all languages are flexible and have to be modified for as situations change. So in theory I am totally for creating/ evolving word
child__roland: It absolutely would fizzle
83 raiders from 90sMTG have joined!
Meakis: yes seems so
Pyroxx___: I think its all one ability, so it would fizzle
Denis_Dobrolubov: Same paragraph, so same ability. Only one target, so fizzles.
KodeMage: it will fizzle
JKBalch: Now this is battleship magic!
TXC2: Hello Raiders!
tryllebanjo: SPACE!
KodeMage: one ability all targets illlegal
chaostreader: surveil first
Thisbymaster: space nukes
WiJohn: OP is reading
BrowneePointz: Rare Spaceships!
chaostreader: oh wait nvm
Caryotip: 10 10 lample
dilbert11: is indeed one trigger
109 raiders from Seabats have joined!
Ratafias: Seems good
Justherefortherewards: you can still station
bytecaster: Finally some real battlecruiser magic!
TXC2: Hello Raiders!
Juliamon: Welcome Peggers!
Marvoleath: @tdapenguin yea, linguistics are very complex and not always clear, working with terms totally removed from our history is difficult and would not necessarily increase clarity
Narcuru: from the rulings page: If the target permanent is an illegal target as Extinguisher Battleship's first ability tries to resolve, it won't resolve and none of its effects will happen. No creatures will be dealt damage.
tryllebanjo: GG
shad0w0115: Nice win
Aceviru: Ggs
WrightJustice: wowie
bytecaster: double deathtouch, no wonder they are dead
Sorator13: Very nice win!
Kaus_Jason: And the drix seem to have have something of a hermetic philosophy, so between the drix , monoists and summits s non zero percentage of flavor text in this set is just excerpts from my personal meditation journal
tryllebanjo: What a turn-around!
TheMerricat:
I was on the edge of my seat that entire round. 
WiJohn: @Narcuru good to know, that's gonna get folks
tdapenguin: @marvoleath @txc2 tho I an "old man yells at clouds" wrt "moon moon" being a term for "it orbits around a thing that orbits around a planet " .... I do acknowledge that that's contradictory to my "languages evole"
punahougirl84: GGs!!!
Kaus_Jason: Auto correct please stop changes Summist to summits
bytecaster: Art!
Mr_Horrible: it's got a kavu with welder goggles, it has to be something special
jadielady: ty for the stream!
Sorator13: PPR VoD just went live on youtube, for those interested in more MtG!
onanimasu: Thanks G man
TXC2: thanks for streaming Graham
TXC2: !youtube
lamina5432: gnight
tdapenguin: Bye!!
Aceviru: o/
Mr_Horrible:
thanks for the stream, G 
TXC2: !next
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Marvoleath:
@tdapenguin I have a dislike towards language evolution that comes from incorrect usage or not understanding etymology, and unfortunately a lot of US media does that 
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tdapenguin: @marvoleath 100% agree
Justherefortherewards:
@Marvoleath 'incorrect' language is a farce
descriptivists rule 
Justherefortherewards: also it's partly how language has always evolved, it's silly to single out US media
TXC2: "incorrect language" = people aren't educated properly, likely from a lack of funding
GapFiller: Justherefortherewards this feels like excusing wilful misuse
onanimasu: it's not like the department of education is imploding
Juliamon: it's not imploding, it's being murdered
tdapenguin: Yeah, but words have meaning and the transition time is really confusing. Sometimes the language looses something in the process ("decimate " is an example) and sometimes the language is enriched
Marvoleath: yea, I meant incorrect as in "not following commonly agreed on rules", since that leads to more likely miscommunication
SaxPython: What's good pre-horse club chat?
Marvoleath: a lot of language evolution happened before things like official language education though
Metric_Furlong: SaxPython cake, for now at least
SaxPython:

Juliamon: anyway, let's try to wrap up the linguistics discourse before Cori goes live
TXC2: ^
TXC2: hello SaxPython welcome
Metric_Furlong: the Final Horse Club*
Metric_Furlong: (keyboard riff)
Juliamon: dododoooodoooooo
tdapenguin: Okay, sorry, this is just one of the things I think is really neat and most of my friends are "yawn" about it, so I got carried away
Juliamon: It's fine! We just don't want it to dominate chat for too long, is all.
accountmadeforants: Oh wow, the stream started without me having to refresh, a Horsemas Miracle
tdapenguin: For cake discussions, what flavors do ppl like?
TXC2: uhhhh time....time !
Juliamon: Strawberry angel food is top tier for me
Metric_Furlong: I'm partial to cake flavoured cake
Juliamon: time pls
tdapenguin: ( @juliamon , thanks for wrangling us)
ContingentCat: lol come on hit a corner
tdapenguin: That time had too much coffee
Metric_Furlong: sitting calmly through 2.5 minutes of ads
Juliamon: it's not gonna hit a corner
TXC2: how long before it hits the corner exactly ?
bytecaster: Oh no, the time is drunk
iris_of_ether: Oh my god
ArdCollider: how's everyone's cats coping with this timer sitch
tdapenguin: I like basically any berry flav
SnackPak_:

TXC2: hello SnackPak_ welcome
tdapenguin: Ooh, pandan! That's a fun one
ContingentCat:

DoodlestheGreat: Now they need to add a function where that number bounces around on its own. I know they exist.
accountmadeforants:

bytecaster: The time has stopped!
DoodlestheGreat: Maybe make it a point redeem.
tdapenguin: My friend 's family has a family recipe for a honey & chocolate cake that is delicious
bytecaster: And now we will never know when it is time, this is a rollercoaster
SnackPak_:
now the stream will never start 
tdapenguin: @doodlesthegreat I like that idea
Juliamon: prepare for Presentation
tdapenguin: @bytecaster I guess cori is showing us that time is made up?
SnackPak_:
presentations
TXC2: here we GO!
tdapenguin: Whoooo!
TXC2: Horse!
Metric_Furlong: mic 5
bytecaster: Oh no, time is an illusion and now we are muted
ContingentCat: Mic 5!
Juliamon: Heather save us
TXC2: Hello Cori and Heather and the lack of sound
niccus: still quiet
Invitare: very funny intro 10/10
bytecaster: Maybe I should learn to lip read
TheMerricat:
@LoadingReadyRun I don't trust this not to be a bit, but you are muted. 
Metric_Furlong: sound again
TXC2: there we go
ContingentCat: yaaaay sound!
EvilBadman: real secret podcast
SnackPak_:

JessieImproved: hello!
tdapenguin: @evilbadman ha!
vinewood_og: Can't Say Horses Club
TXC2: !patreon
Metric_Furlong: the big studio for big people
TXC2: with the shelves that bigger over time
Metric_Furlong: perfect
JessieImproved: I love things from a thing
iris_of_ether: Shrek hole shrek hole
bytecaster: Jub, that's a shrek
ContingentCat: lol invisible shrek is my favourite
tdapenguin: @metric_furlong lovely username!!!
SnackPak_: thats a good shrek
Metric_Furlong: @tdapenguin thank you
TXC2:
iris_of_ether I read that like Tom Jones was singing it 
iris_of_ether:

jadielady: hello y'all
TXC2: hello jadielady welcome
TXC2: the ALWAYS informative CDHC slideshow
Metric_Furlong: a slideshow!
bytecaster: 1 hours 20 minutes?!?
ContingentCat: oh cool I've wanted to try that
Metric_Furlong: an 80 minute slideshow!
DoodlestheGreat: Yeah, LOTS of ventilation. Maybe some masks.
bytecaster: Aaaaw, shrek is part of the presentation!
Metric_Furlong: none of those heathen, unnatural fibres
TXC2: lots of hand talking in this presentation
DoodlestheGreat: T-shirt crumple zones.
TheMerricat: My brain is having problems realizing that the 'presentation' is prerecorded and Heather and Cori aren't just cloning more hands....
TXC2: put enough rubberbands around to crack it like a watermelon
Metric_Furlong: @TheMerricat I mean, we can't *prove* they don't have that ability
ContingentCat: yess snacks
SnackPak_:
Heather brought snacks!
wedge_x: I still dream of bulk barn gummy teeth
RealGamerCow:

JessieImproved: I can't be trusted with Sour Patch Kids. I will eat them until my mouth is gone.
Metric_Furlong: fill this shirt with bleach!
bytecaster: Mukbang and self-react content, how decadent
DoodlestheGreat: Though bleaching wood _is_ an interesting refinishing technique, it should be done intentionally.
TXC2:
if this counts as Mukbang, then Graham has to approve the clips instead of me 
tdapenguin: @txc2 I only learnt this past year about that experiment and I'm super happy that I know now but v sad I haven't known about it for longer! So many exploding watermelons that could have happened, sigh
bytecaster: I'm so pale, I'm sure bleach would do nothing to me
Metric_Furlong: Heather "white hands" Derry
TXC2: tdapenguin indeed, dangerous though
DoodlestheGreat: Green.
bytecaster: Hair is dead other cells
tdapenguin: @txc2 also a good point....
goombalax: hair is closer to your fingernails
TXC2:
Pro tip: if you bleach your hair, DO NOT SUNBATHE, it will go ginger 
bytecaster: Our hair is a vegetable?
cutaos: skin is dead skin cells at least
iris_of_ether: The Play Dough fun factory of the head
wedge_x: I am full of so many 3d printers
DoodlestheGreat: @TXC2 Unless you WANT that...
TXC2:
DoodlestheGreat I did not 
DoodlestheGreat: Oopsie.
TXC2:
I was trying to look like Eminem, Because it was 2000 and I was 11 
wedge_x: slow tv
SnackPak_:

TXC2:
Jordynne's the editor now Heather 
SnackPak_:
it's been color graded 
bytecaster: Ian's work is taking pictures of crows?
tdapenguin: @bytecaster sounds sweet (but also sus)
SaxPython: Off By 1. No Wait
SaxPython:

avjamethyst: I use davinci resolve
SaxPython: I'm so excited for whatever comes out of this
wedge_x: this is roughly why every VFX company in the 90's/00's had a communal ping pong table
SnackPak_: impressive
bytecaster: The USBin if you will
iris_of_ether: Oh noooooo
tdapenguin:
Boo 
SaxPython: #Again
iris_of_ether: Yeah, they can come in multi packs
SnackPak_: whoops
SaxPython: OoooOOOoooh
bytecaster: You got USBodied, I guess
tdapenguin: @iris_of_ether helpful for those of us who make the same mistake multi times
iris_of_ether: Ian correctly performed The Ritual
cutaos: is ian a mom?
bytecaster: I mean, this part should compress REALLY well
iris_of_ether:
@tdapenguin I still need to replace my FEP again because I think I did a crappy job the first time. So I get it. 
Metric_Furlong:
It's WHAT!? 
tdapenguin: We see it just fine, it's a botatoe
SnackPak_: watch the magic happen
SaxPython: Lol
wedge_x: it needs the newspaper from that day for proof of life
bytecaster: "Watching a shirt bleach" sounds like "watching paint dry"
tdapenguin: @iris_of_ether fistbump of sympathy
SaxPython: Observe The Cotton
TXC2: people who need bedding for their hamsters ?
wedge_x: listen, I'm old
tdapenguin: @saxpython I am getting the impression that maybe it isn't cotton....
ArdCollider: this is basically just a Very Ian and Cameron Christmas but *exactly not that.*
DoodlestheGreat: COOKIES!
tdapenguin: I ickedp up th foreshadowing.....
bytecaster: Gotta pat the shirt for moral support
wedge_x: Regular Bleachy Day
ContingentCat: 40% determination
tdapenguin: @ardcollider wellplayed
TXC2: "it's ok shirt, you'll bleech when you want to"
DoodlestheGreat: Yeah, you'd think it would work at least partially.
tdapenguin: 60% cotton i woylda thought would do smtg, especially w 50% bleach
SaxPython: My Japanese isn't very good, but is it "Ganbage little T-shirt"
SaxPython: Ganbate
iris_of_ether: I've put synthetic blankets over an area with bleach and the fumes alone bleached it. But it might have taken way longer
bytecaster: @iris_of_ether like, as a hobby?
iris_of_ether: No, just a side effect lol
iris_of_ether: Nnnnnoooo
ContingentCat: that's next week!
iris_of_ether:

tdapenguin: Is tyoday the"cant dye tshirs club"?
bytecaster:

SaxPython: Can you describe the soundtrack to this event? We're you playing music, or just waiting for the sounds of chemistry?
bytecaster: Did Ian go "Are you having fun?"
SnackPak_: o7
EvilBadman: "Here's a shirt we prepared earlier"
bytecaster: Is there video evidence of the bleach working though?
ContingentCat: yup
ContingentCat: still 2020
bytecaster: They should market that shirt as bleach-resistant!
SaxPython: I have no idea how to clip this for highlights.
niccus: picture-in-picture in the corner for the entire highlights
TXC2: the highlights is just the vod at 8x times speed
bytecaster: I need to spend my channel points on shirt gambling!
EvilBadman: instructions unclear, i wagered 40k points on `banana`
iris_of_ether: We Can't All Be Astronauts
tdapenguin: Was your bleach stored somewhere warm so that the bleach chemical broke down? Is that what we're seeing?
SnackPak_: I believe in horse club
Redbassist: shirt wiggles
bytecaster: Never go full Bleach, that is so many chapters
iris_of_ether: Oh. Oh wait this is what your message earlier in the week was about 😆
tdapenguin: @bytecaster , not to mention it kinda gets weird
wedge_x: curse you microplastics!
TXC2:
some magic hydrophobic cotton there 
SaxPython: This is very impressive from a materials standpoint
bytecaster: Is this postmodern shirt bleaching?
iris_of_ether: I think you should feel proud of this
wedge_x: pretty sure the boredom was complete
duallain: hello horses, hope y;all are having a good day
bytecaster: @duallain We have thus far not bleached a shirt
ContingentCat: nice
wedge_x: best by
Critterbot: Nice.
iris_of_ether: Nice
LordZarano: nice
TXC2: good job chat
ContingentCat: whoops
IanAllenBird: oh my god
Redbassist: Ope
iris_of_ether: RIP you then
bytecaster: Amazon does lie to you all the time
wedge_x: curse you macroplastics!
SnackPak_: I'll miss Cori
tdapenguin:

SaxPython:

Critterbot:
Well then! 
ContingentCat: this is why you do a burn test instead of trusting them, fire doesn't lie
SaxPython: !clip
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bytecaster: Checking on our firstborn, nice
ArdCollider: yeah, enough time on AliExpress you start seeing people burning test scraps of stuff and leaving reviews.
tdapenguin: @wedge_x heh!
SaxPython:
@notcainnorabel 
wedge_x: this bleach will fix me
bytecaster: Even Shrek doesn't wanna look at this anymore
Invitare: You should use Bleach: Thousand Year Blood War instead
ContingentCat: words are hard, it's ok
TXC2: !card bleach
LRRbot: Bleachbone Verge | Land | {T}: Add {B}. / {T}: Add {W}. Activate only if you control a Plains or a Swamp.
Redbassist: Reading the bleach, explains the bleach
bytecaster: Secret Lair: Shirts
UnknownFriday: Celestial Dawn turns everything white and has thus been nicknamed Bleach
bytecaster: The added bonus is a shirt
TXC2: there'll be a Bleech Secret lair I'll bet
wedge_x: magic cards definitely need to be printed in OpenDyslexic
NotCainNorAbel: Rules: turn sideways and win
e_bloc: probably a lot of residual knowledge
ContingentCat: it's had new experiences
iris_of_ether: I knew I recognized that
bytecaster: I'm not a 100% sure what this stream is but I am having a blast!
ContingentCat: which core?
HbombAndFriends: which core?
bytecaster: Honestly, if you cut it off after Soul Society, it's a good stopping point
HbombAndFriends: I’m pretty sure it’s pronounced “belch”.
TXC2: I think it was yesturday it was the aniversy of Bleech's debut in Shonen jump
bytecaster: Some of the Bleach filler isn't that bad though
Invitare: then they took a 10 year break
Invitare: and came back swinging
bytecaster: It does have a lot
bytecaster: Like 5 filler arcs
bytecaster: Original Naruto ended with like 50 filler episodes before Shippuden starts, I feel like.
Invitare: honestly, filler is preferable to bad pacing
bytecaster: All we are saying is maybe One Piece should just take a break
Invitare: One Piece is what I'm thinking about when it comes to bad pacing
Metric_Furlong: is it though?
Invitare: though the current arc is doing it well
Invitare: because it took a 6 month break
Invitare: and keeps skipping weeks
iris_of_ether: My friend adores One Piece
Metric_Furlong: wolf's rain has a good soundtrack, although given the composer is Yoko Kanno that's probably not a surprise
bytecaster: I was promised ONE piece not a thousands of pieces!
iris_of_ether: Ahh, the Wheel of Time problem
Juliamon: (Luffy drowned when he got crowded out of the boat)
iris_of_ether: I meant the books yeah, sad about the show
bytecaster: Cancelled by god
Metric_Furlong: if you think about it, death is sort of like cancellation
e_bloc: I misunderstood, I thought this was the beach episode, not the bleach episode
TXC2: entropy, the one true cancel culture
bytecaster: Bleach Dye and Beach Day are pretty close written down
TXC2: and then there's Avatar, where the Beach episode is super imoprtant
bytecaster: I'm sure the shirt will continue bleaching, even on break
TXC2: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe refresh your drink, take your meds, or go to the toilet if you need to. Don't forget to wash your hands!
SnackPak_: thank goodness
TXC2: right chat I'm off
tdapenguin: Bye!
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Cori and Heather
iris_of_ether: Have a great night TXC2
Metric_Furlong: yet another ad for Saudi Arabia's latest PR stunt
SaxPython:
@txc2 
Juliamon: I don't know what's worse, the Saudi gamer ads or the weird-ass AI home appliance ads
duallain: can I pitch you on Saudi AI appliance ads?
bytecaster: Back to the action!
SnackPak_:

SaxPython: My ads: Honda Civic/AARP/Almond Milk/Supplements/IT Support Software/Home Loans/Cat Food/Quesadillas/Shoes/Disney
bytecaster: Car culture even makes god wanna get his license
Ivannorr: DBZ car ep one of the best pieces of filler ever
SnackPak_: yeah, I guess they are a bit slimy
Juliamon: I think the slime hardens into a skin
bytecaster: Imagine if you met god on a platform in the sky and they are all slimy
LordZarano: So, Octodad. But not octopus, or dad
bytecaster: Have we just been tricked into an anime podcast while looking at shirts not bleaching? (Not complaining)
bytecaster: I already miss Maomao.
Metric_Furlong: now imagining Taskmaster: The Anime
SaxPython: Clap clap clap
bytecaster: A third season has been confirmed!
bytecaster: It's gonna be so long
ArkhamArchivist: confirmed doesn't mean it's in my veins right now
Metric_Furlong: final season of Golden Kamuy's confirmed for January
bytecaster: Sooooo .... shirts ... am I right?
aerohydra: does anyone think we could grayscale this shot and throw an elliot smith track over it and make a gus van sant movie?
Metric_Furlong: (with a film before that)
SaxPython: @aerohydra 100%
Metric_Furlong: no, The Cure is Robert Smith
Metric_Furlong: correct
SaxPython: This is incredible performance art
SnackPak_: Elliot Smith is sad guitar music
iris_of_ether: Morrissey isn't a Smith but is a dick
bytecaster: Look how nice and white the clouds are, much unlike our unbleached shirts
richard_ermen: loooool
wedge_x: *speederbike noises*
bytecaster: Well, I have last seen such realistic compositing since the EyeToy!
EvilBadman: This new GeoGuessr is wild
IanAllenBird: love to walk backward through the park
SaxPython: This is an actual Live
DarthRagnar815: Very impressive back pedaling.
schordash:

Invitare: generally one must look where they are going
bytecaster: I just hope this is someones first LRR stream!
schordash:

EvilBadman: I hope y'all wander into a Cricket game
raulghoulia: well I jus tubed into somethng strange
Invitare: just hit the bench on the way past
bytecaster: Careful, don't walk backwards into the lake
bytecaster: Duck!
IanAllenBird: hell yeah, ducks
Juliamon: Is there a meaningful difference?
schordash:

ContingentCat: yeah you don't want to be in a goose's way
bytecaster: Finally, everybody in chat can touch grass by touching the screen.
ContingentCat: it's a good duck
ButButTheJesus: hi folks HI DUX
IanAllenBird: kmjnioklmj
SnackPak_:

Juliamon: duckbutt
silenceaux: I feel like I have been pranked
Kentosaurus: so glad i tuned in for this
SnackPak_: was that the whole reason we're watching this?
schordash:

bytecaster: I should be doing things, but this is prime entertainment that cannot be missed!
wedge_x: "I'm just going to lock this camera off and leave it, surely nothing will happen."
EvilBadman: learning how to touch grass
silenceaux: It was cinematic, admittedly.
goombalax: geese!
DoodlestheGreat:
I've seen ducks poo. In a hotel swimming pool. 
goombalax: Honk Honk!
ContingentCat: !y
LRRbot: HONK!
bytecaster: Duck power move, tbh
e_bloc: oh ducks can poop in a swimming pool and it's okay. I do it and they call it a crime
bytecaster: Gotta swim with the duck poop, I get you, Toddler
ContingentCat: yeah around 8 I think
iris_of_ether: 8 or 9
EvilBadman: we just had the last 9pm sunset
Shadwhawk: 9:01pm
bytecaster: Sorry, I'm in Europe
schordash: technically never < <
bytecaster: Object permanence strikes again
ThorSokar: Time and Date says 9:01pm is correct
schordash:

ThorSokar: (for today)
SnackPak_: or Mercury, it's tidally locked
ContingentCat: I walked through a park earlier, it's a very nice day here
schordash:

IanAllenBird: heron !
tdapenguin: @snackpak_ I thought it was in a 2:3 resonates, not a 1:1? Or am I mixing planets up again...
ButButTheJesus: a goose once bit my sister...
bytecaster: I have gotten distracted by birds, what were we doing again?
tdapenguin: @butbutthejesus mind you, Goose bites can be pretty nasty....
bytecaster: Ah, right, shirts
ButButTheJesus:
@tdapenguin 
IanAllenBird: as one does
SquareDotCube: yeah I think you wanted a high chlorine bleach
Juliamon: !addquote (Cori) [now] I applied Shrek all over the shirt.
LRRbot: New quote #9349: "I applied Shrek all over the shirt." —Cori [2025-07-23]
iris_of_ether: Why yes, I have a degree in Applied Shrek
bytecaster: @iris_of_ether I prefer theoretical shrek, personally
Astramentha: shirk
iris_of_ether: Shrirt
ButButTheJesus: moderate dose of Shrek
Wolfstrike_NL:
Juliamon
Pinwiz11: Just a bit Shrek-ish
iris_of_ether: Heather, Bleach Scarer
schordash:

aerohydra: Heather, i dont mean to tell you your business, but you might wanna get that checked out
bytecaster: "Bleach is ineffective when I am around" sounds like a HeroAca quirk.
SquareDotCube: so it also depends on the dye type used, there's not exactly a true black dye - just a very dark green or very dark purple for example
tdapenguin: is this bleach the same nominal concentration as the first bleach?
bytecaster: Normally, Bleach doesn't really improve after a time skip, but this time it seems to have worked out
Juliamon: freshly brewed
wedge_x: new bleach who this
tdapenguin: worrying about bleach-rotting the cloth is why i've never done bleachdying before
ratbabyonline: since youve been doing some dying techniques have you considered doing indigo and natural dying for a can't draw horses?
schordash:

ContingentCat:
so am I 
schordash: yuuuuup haha
schordash:

tdapenguin: @ratbabyonline i'd love that, but it would probably be best with a pre-record and cutting most of the the "and keep it at a simmer for an hour" setps
TheMerricat: I'm still in bed....
ThorSokar: golf_clap.wav
schordash: wave_clap.golf
bytecaster: I need to get footage of shirts not getting lighter off this card, goodbye
ratbabyonline: @tdapenguin oh yeah its real time consuming, even if you pre-prepare the dye vats (i have a bfa in fibre art!)
ContingentCat: I was up until 2am last night but just because I make bad choices
ratbabyonline: 12 hour long cant draw horses natural dying stream
tdapenguin: @ratbabyonline i have no bfa in fibre arts, i just have a whole lottttttttta interst in textiles/etc .....
goombalax: Can't Dye Horses
bytecaster: Something has happened!
ratbabyonline: @tdapenguin i mostly did it for loom access
bytecaster: Aaaaaand scene
SnackPak_: *gasp*
iris_of_ether: OMG
ContingentCat:

ratbabyonline: its beautiful
tdapenguin:
@goombalax 
tdapenguin: yaaay shirt!
bytecaster: It was here the whooooole time
ButButTheJesus: that shirt? shrek't.
schordash:

tdapenguin: @ratbabyonline totally legit! ....don't ask me why my natural-dyestuffs are expanding beyond thier nominally designated space
bytecaster: I hear wearables are the future
iris_of_ether:

ContingentCat: aww
bytecaster: o7 great finale then!
ratbabyonline: @tdapenguin so real
niccus: one day there will be horses
schordash: (´༎ຶོρ༎ຶོ`)
EvilBadman: As needed or Az needed?
ratbabyonline: after the subathon, debut of the new stream series... CAN DRAW HORSES CLUB
schordash:

tdapenguin:
@ratbabyonline
i've manged to restrict myself to lap looms b/c i lack a spare barn/etc for a gigantico one. but i do secretly long for it
iris_of_ether: We all had some good Can't Horses, folks
ThorSokar: hahaha
tdapenguin: this is delightful
bytecaster:

schordash:

ButButTheJesus:
100 I'm having to read a company policy document at the moment and this is perfect for it, thank you
iris_of_ether:

ContingentCat:

ratbabyonline: oh god the ending
ButButTheJesus: its pretty straightforward
ratbabyonline: is this cameron's "wear sunscren"
schordash:

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iris_of_ether:

schordash:

SnackPak_: slow rolling the clip-clops was so good
schordash:

ContingentCat: fantastic
schordash:

Mollylele: not enough bees
Master_Gunner: love this crapshot
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DandyGeek: More beeeeeeees
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schordash:
hi Molly~
ratbabyonline: 3rd base
ratbabyonline: classic
ratbabyonline: horn!?!?
ContingentCat: 3rd base
schordash:

Wolfstrike_NL:

schordash: thriving ✨ fantastic ✨thriving
bytecaster: I'm thriving
schordash: not the huh! xD
SnackPak_:

ButButTheJesus: BEEZ
schordash:
🐝 
wedge_x: beese
schordash:

ContingentCat:
beeeeeeeeees 
DandyGeek: genuinely forgot how much all these tracks slap
Juliamon: that track will always bee a favourite of mine
wedge_x: auditory processing disorder simulator
ButButTheJesus: actually yeah, what is the origin for Ian saying this?
ButButTheJesus: is there a clip
Juliamon: also this one is so good
ratbabyonline: oh a cori type beat
ContingentCat:

ButButTheJesus: oh, my
ContingentCat:
oh no 
bytecaster: I feel like these are enough tracks for an album release
iris_of_ether: Can't Dance Horses Club
Juliamon: please, bandcamp it
tdapenguin:
@Juliamon 
Juliamon: bottom bottoms
bytecaster: There it is
Joecool190: I love these so much Cori
EvilBadman: see this should be the end slate
ThorSokar: This one is fantastic
Mollylele: this is such good technology
EvilBadman: Less each time
ButButTheJesus: @EvilBadman very good
DandyGeek: turkey drop
Wolfstrike_NL:
While we're at it, can we add "we like to party" to the list
Even tho it was not a cdhc project
wedge_x: the journey to the post is important
ContingentCat: that sure is turkeys
Juliamon: It really is
Mollylele: straight from the turkey's mouth
ContingentCat: no vampire turkeys to interview?
ThorSokar: That's the actual Turkey sample, pretty sure I'm the one who found it for Cori
bytecaster: ART
ButButTheJesus: I thought it was recorded cat put through like a warbler filter
Peter_Chordash: Yeah, I'd crash a bus to this
wedge_x: no, turkeys are actually just that stupid
schordash:

schordash:

iris_of_ether:

bytecaster:

schordash:

ContingentCat:

ButButTheJesus: oh noooo
bytecaster: Everybody might be able, but it will definitely upset a dog
Mollylele: turkey slider too strong
schordash:

schordash:

bytecaster: I want us to be raided at this very moment so bad
wedge_x: what are you going to do without this outlet cori
iris_of_ether:

schordash: o7
wedge_x: I worry
ButButTheJesus:

schordash:

Invitare: I still dispute the statement "Water is wet"
LordZarano:

bytecaster: The classic
iris_of_ether: Bs in chat
schordash: 🐝🐝🐝
schordash:

Peter_Chordash:

ProcyonFlynn:

ContingentCat:

LordZarano:

ButButTheJesus:

ButButTheJesus: no wait
schordash:
🐝
ContingentCat:
free
?
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SquareDotCube: Beealyzer?
schordash:

schordash:

ButButTheJesus: majestic
LordZarano:
check
bytecaster: What about an imposter check?
Invitare: pasta check
IanAllenBird: I've checked and it's: bad
schordash:

schordash:
good memories 
ContingentCat: posture check results: shrimp posture
iris_of_ether:
It's been weird and fun 
Mollylele: so long and thanks for all the horse
schordash:

ButButTheJesus: for science!
ButButTheJesus: for dux!
DoodlestheGreat: 10 q 4 horse
schordash:

SnackPak_: that was new
bytecaster: OBS checked its posture and despaired
IanAllenBird: o7
avjamethyst: it was a fun time
bytecaster: It's my fault that Amazon send Cori the wrong shirt?!?
ProcyonFlynn: #BlameChat
schordash:
no ragrets
DoodlestheGreat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: AFK (Time to shove aside those keyboards and play some tabletop games! Game: Star Wars Unlimited: Twin Suns) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (1:58 from now).
ButButTheJesus: i was pleasantly surprised
DoodlestheGreat: Pristine!
bytecaster: Bye!
ThorSokar: I feel there MAY be a bit of Fibbing going on here...
duallain: starwars should probably be limited just a little bit
schordash:

bytecaster: No warping?
SaxPython: #Gant
Juliamon: we are spared the minimoni
ButButTheJesus: more Gant?!
schordash:

DoodlestheGreat: We're crazy that way.
ProcyonFlynn: RedLight GreenLight is a rhythm game if you're generous with your definition of free-form poetry.
DoodlestheGreat: And are likely to mention it a couple of times.
ContingentCat: !!! remain vigilant
LordZarano: !calendar
iris_of_ether:

ButButTheJesus: box goes bump at midnight
Juliamon: tragic
schordash: 👀
DoodlestheGreat: BLONG!
KWardJenx: Thanks so much for everything but the horses!
Mollylele: boooo
schordash:

ContingentCat:
thanks Cori and Heather 
DoodlestheGreat: Byeeeeee....
Ashmantle:

ButButTheJesus:

Mollylele: that's for can draw horses club
ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: AFK (Time to shove aside those keyboards and play some tabletop games! Game: Star Wars Unlimited: Twin Suns) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (1:54 from now).
IanAllenBird: o7
ThorSokar:

schordash:

ArdCollider: o7 bye bib
ArdCollider: bob even
schordash:

SaxPython: Hey chat. I missed from "ducks at the park" to "Coming up next". Did they ever make something they liked?
Juliamon: You'll just have to watch the VOD to find out!
SaxPython: OoooOOOoooh
SaxPython:

Juliamon: (they did, eventually, get something to happen)
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