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KingOfDoma: Wait, Ben is gonna learn Pauper? I'm gonna feel like Walter White in the van there. "BEN! YOU BREW DECKS! PAUPER IS FUNCTIONALLY A SOLVED FORMAT! NEW DECKS GET CRUSHED! BEEEEN!"
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DAC169:
hi Graham! 
hi Ben!
Foxmar320: Hello beardsmn
Robot_Bones: Thanks for coming, its great to have you here
nyc_mtg: PAUPER!
ecocd: Hello beardsman.
50keyz:
nyc_mtg: 1100+ players too
50keyz: pauper rocks
couchboyj: Sounds like the format is paupering off
50keyz: im so excited for ben
crashco17: Pauper I don't even know er
brieandbacon: There's pauper! Heck yeah!!
crashco17: Penny dreadful yall
ecocd: Emma Partlow has coined the phrase "time capsule formats." Many old pauper cards are still staples.
KingOfDoma: BTW, was not trying to call out Ben. Was trying to WARN him. Take it from a brewer who tried to get into it himself!
Robot_Bones: Goof around and Hyuk out
DoodlestheGreat: Poptart!
ecocd: Which cards felt excessively expensive for being a common? 🤔
EmmaPartlow: Pauper!
brieandbacon: I think pauper has greater scope for odd brews, because there's less distance between tiers of deck
Dsulltv: Pauper is my favorite format. I
EmmaPartlow: @ecocd The answer is always Snuff Out, lol
DAC169:
nyc_mtg:
THE EGGPLANT
Robot_Bones: Popular pauper people purchase prevalent pauper paper
crashco17: Modo nooo
Kentosaurus: is this yu-gi-oh?
TehAmelie: the magic has gone, eh
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crashco17: Magic online digital objects
50keyz: its like MTG had a lovechild with Encarta 95's maze game
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EmmaPartlow: Oh we Cascade-ing 👀
crashco17: I play mtgo when it had emotes
loufghyslaufey: I mean- "Pauper?"
crashco17: Apocalypse
ecocd: Leaping Lizards
cheshire_creeper: oh hey cool to see you doing pauper, one of my favourite formats
EmmaPartlow: I agree, Graham. I agree.
nyc_mtg:
hehehe
EmmaPartlow: Hi!!
ecocd: I meant, Leaping Lizards was the developer of Magic Online With Digital Objects v 1.0.
EmmaPartlow: There's a fun Temur Cascade deck where you can Cascade into Mulldrifter 👀👀
TehAmelie: when you ramp by ruining the opponent's mana base, is that called downramping?
MrAyeAxe:
the one Gorilla Shaman just overseeing things from the sideboard cracks me up 
brieandbacon: Turbo-Initiative was grim
Chesul: @TehAmelie Nah, it's called Manifest Destiny.
Diabore: hitting nyxborn is not great but thats a risk to take
brieandbacon: At some point, a printing in paper or MTGO, but *not* Arena
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50keyz: i remember the murmering mystic downshift fondly
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TheMaverickGirl: Double Masters 2022, yup!
jacqui_lantern234:
OH LOOK!!! its a beautiful group of wonderful friends whomst i love beyond measure!!!!! 
EmmaPartlow: There's been some powerful downshifts as of late 🤐
TehAmelie: hey it's Jacqui
NornsFelidar: Hello Graham and Ben!
Diabore: thwip thwip
bytecaster: I'm not sure I'm on board with this new Arena skin, but I guess always being in "Full Control" is not too bad
MehallD: mtgo has sound?! :v
nyc_mtg: Cleansing
EmmaPartlow: Cleansing Wildfire
theamc2000: cleansing
Diabore: ^
Voidhawk42: AS a "90s kid" I find the MtGO noises very nostalgic. This is how the internet should sound.
realbadatthis_: !card cleansing wildfire
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EmmaPartlow: There's a lot passive ways to LD artifact lands
nyc_mtg: dust to dust my beloved
ecocd: I forgot about the log. It's so nice having a log.
IbunWest: ah finally some nice low powered Magic. Surely commons couldn’t do anything degenerate right?
jacqui_lantern234:
remember when pauper RDW had Swiftspear? 
DAC169: one
brieandbacon: Swiftspear was a *mistake* at common
DAC169:
EmmaPartlow: @jacqui_lantern234 Yup, I remember it leaving too 😜
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Omthebox: Ben, According to Adam you are a Slime GIrl
onanimasu: what up paupers
Mr_Horrible: Magic Online With Digital Objects? Pog
jacqui_lantern234: OH LOOK ITS ADAM!!! HES SO HANDSOME AND TALENTED
DaFhaye: hello hello
lamina5432: raid
themercenary1987: Heya Raiders!
kid_flashionable: oh hiiii
brieandbacon: Ben, his name is Graham
Mr_Horrible:
"I'll get a land back anyway" 
EmmaPartlow: These sounds are nostalgic.
Voidhawk42: Spawn has 0 power unfortunately
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TheMaverickGirl: time to Boarding Party straight into a Ponza spell
Voidhawk42: BUt haste, derp
ChampBlankman: Pauper! Such a good format. Incredible to see it showcased.
alchemistsavant: Ooh, pauper!
jacqui_lantern234:
@alchemistsavant i hardly know her!
Diabore: and 1 in hand now
Mr_Horrible: they've got one in hand afaik
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TehAmelie: hmm Shivan Dragon is probably not a common right
ecocd: I just downloaded MTGO. I have The_Phailhaus on my friends list (and Lord_Host)
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crashco17: Dodged
AugmentingPath: it could be anything! It could even be a Mwonvuli acid moss!
bytecaster: There being a cascade deck is really selling me on this
couchboyj: Gambling? I'm in!
Mr_Horrible:
"Duuuuude... you gotta try this moss..." 
MrAyeAxe:
Opponent uses the gorgeous DMU basics so I can never be mad at them
EmmaPartlow: Cascading into a Writhing Chrysalis is something else.
ecocd: Oh wow. I'm in the Loading Ready Runners Clan. nice.
Diabore: 3/5 is pretty beefy
Foxmar320: How are you both today?
alchemistsavant: That lightning bolt art is cool as hell.
EmmaPartlow: Great to see so much excitement for Pauper, especially after Paupergeddon (1070 players!)
ecocd: Yes. LRRMtG and Graham_LRR are in the clan.
bytecaster: Our board is pretty beefy
alchemistsavant: I'm so glad that boarding party sees play somewhere, it's so simple but one of my favorites to play.
IbunWest:
The_Timo: That's a big sammich
AugmentingPath: is that an enormous sandwich?
Foxmar320: Thats not being rude thats being hungry
bytecaster: MTGO and Mukbang, what a combo
Diabore: muhkbang lets go
RelwinEJ: THAT is a sandwich
Mr_Horrible: oh okay it's in a bag
MehallD: I hope you brought enough for Chat, G
DaFhaye: What. No ASMR sammich?
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Mr_Horrible: I thought that sandwich was just fucking huge for a second
onanimasu: Bang that muk
emilevitt: if ya gotta eat then ya gotta eat!
Mr_Horrible: instead of just regular huge
Voidhawk42: Dang, that is a Shaggy & Scooby sandwich
emilevitt:
onanimasu: Where that sando from
Pywodwagon: next turn they're pretty dead
Foxmar320: Graham am big, eat big sandwich
Akaias: thats no sandwich. thats a desertwich. ^^
EmmaPartlow: Mm cheese.
Mr_Horrible: "with all the fixin's"
Pywodwagon: yea they're just fully dobs
lightfut: Not as big as the sandwich from Friday nights
jacqui_lantern234:
was it made for you in the same way Ben and Adam made their sandwich in Friday Nights?
AugmentingPath: opponent cleverly invalidating your Mwonvuli acid moss
jacqui_lantern234: NONE LANDS LEFT BEEF
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Diabore: we trap back
Chesul: our acid moss is useless now!
realbadatthis_: gutshot common?
TehAmelie: a burrito the size of your head! (for loose definitions of all those nouns)
DaFhaye: Love initiative
northos: @realbadatthis_ yes but no cards in hand
bytecaster: We can't destroy their land though, so who is really the winner here?
Voidhawk42: "You can't blow up my lands, I blow up my lands!"
Mr_Horrible: honestly I respect it OP
realbadatthis_: @northos thank you
Cptasparagus: omg I haven't eaten all day I want that sandwich
IbunWest: I love weather the storm
Mr_Horrible: casting Weather in response to a fireblast feels like you're actually just shooting them
IsaTheEngie: These classic mtgo sounds are making me feel kinda nostalgic
jacqui_lantern234:
@IbunWest i love YOU!!!
sallomon33:
Hello 
it's weird hearing all these sounds since whenever I see gameplay of MTGO, the player has sounds muted 
brieandbacon: For a Ponza deck, our opponent sure did destroy four of their own loands
bytecaster: Oh, we can gain a life if they play a snow mountain, nice
sallomon33:
@brieandbacon hey, we're not complaining
TehAmelie: i can barely eat or sleep with this heatwave, so i'm vicarously enjoying Graham's sandwich
EmmaPartlow: I feel like there's an ASMR video to be made with MTGO sounds somewhere.
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invickthus: Pauper, I hardly know ‘er! … I’m sorry.
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Chesul: Forest and enchant would be hoping for an untapped to Thermo. Woodlands is definitely the safer play, though slower.
Mr_Horrible: since this is ponza + eldrazi we can legitimately call this deck "Ponzi Scheme"
jacqui_lantern234:
@TehAmelie im Jacqui, nice to meet you
brieandbacon: @sallomon33 Hey, I play all decks as though they're mono-red burn
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crashco17: Pop her
TehAmelie: howdy
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jacqui_lantern234: @invickthus why are you sorry for being funny?
dragonwarrior000: I love pauper. I've been playing Slippery Bogle.
themercenary1987: Got those subathon plans in place?
sallomon33: Me, when I'm in losing lands competition against JorgeFrangoso: 0_0
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invickthus: @jacqui_lantern234 oh my god thank you, artists are so rarely recognized in their time.
Lord_Hosk: wow... we streaming from 2004 yall
Chesul: they missed a land drop.
Mr_Horrible: I don't we can?
sallomon33: We cannot, thermocarst is 2 green
jacqui_lantern234:
@invickthus if youre asking me, more people like my paintings than i deserve
Mr_Horrible: since 2 of our final mana has to be colorless
crashco17: You can't wt f
TehAmelie: clearly they're sandbagging their lands to keep us from destroying them
bytecaster: Yeah, this doesn't work out, right?
JosephDeath: Don't think it works
Pywodwagon: we have enough mana numbers wise but not pips wise
crashco17: You have 4 mana and it makes 2 colorless
Mr_Horrible: our final count is 2 colorless and 1 other
crashco17: 5*
Voidhawk42: Since the eldrazi can't produce colorless you can't
Voidhawk42: *only
7angerywasps: Is graham eating an entire load of bread?
bytecaster: We ONLY get a writhing crysalis
Mr_Horrible: but now next turn we get to kill their whole bloodline
EmmaPartlow: It's fine. We're playing a busted common.
onanimasu: Good thing there's no mana burn
bytecaster: I should eat something
IbunWest: mmm sourdough
brieandbacon: Writhing Chrysalis is only masquerading as a common
public_key_reveal_party: Mmmm giant sourdough loaves
7angerywasps: Looks yummy
7angerywasps: Looks even bigger with wrapping
MehallD: "It looks enormous. Because it is."
sallomon33:
@7angerywasps Hey, some bread is delicious enough were it's so crispy and delicious you can't help yourself sour dough bread espe ially
IsaTheEngie: that's a sizeable sando!
Mr_Horrible: wait, that's Beej's schtick
bytecaster: Eating the whole thing, on camera, that sounds like bit infringement
Mr_Horrible: bit infringement!
strangerdanger91: next turn will be nuts with chrys and boarding party
TehAmelie: makes me think of BoJack Horseman's "burrito the size of your head" franchise
Voidhawk42: Writhing Chrysalis at common. Because MH3 had to screw with literally every format.
sallomon33: @bytecaster Unless lrr as a whole owns the bit...
Chesul: you might still blow up their land.
crashco17: Mh3 removal suxked also
Mr_Horrible: grimly funny that MH3 was basically just a nuclear bomb to literally all of Magic
crashco17: This card was so nuts
Pywodwagon: you still have to order non-identical triggers
bytecaster: More spawns, more spawns
alchemistsavant: So many triggers you'd think we're at the RNC!
emilevitt:
Mr_Horrible: "Hey kids you wanna see a dead body?"
EmmaPartlow: @Voidhawk42 Don't forget Cranial Ram. :))
sallomon33: It is a single card that several people still probs call for a ban of in Pauper
lightfut: Idk man, seems like the eldrazi are just fine with their current purpose
onanimasu: more whelps more whelps
ChampBlankman: @Mr_Horrible All of sanctioned Magic. Old School and Premodern weren't touched.
Mr_Horrible: ah, fair
BOTGrant: I love this forced perspective angle. Frodo and Gandalf on the wagon angle.
Voidhawk42: @Mr_Horrible MH3 was a carpet bombing of "non-rotating" formats
bytecaster:
No, not our little guys 
Mr_Horrible: oh no, we end up with two 8/9s
Mr_Horrible: christmas is ruined
bytecaster: Good thing there isn't any mana burn anymore, huh
averythetiger: It did, in fact, end our festivities
RatherLargeToad: so much writhing
sallomon33:
@ChampBlankman That's also not true, since Standard was not touched
TehAmelie: if Ben moves a little camera left it'll look like Graham is sitting on his shoulder
AugmentingPath: I wonder if oppo will fizzle this thermokarst
BOTGrant: The lads are, in fact, quite large.
ChampBlankman: The 8/9's affectionately known as The Abyss 1 and 2.
Chesul: Yikes, they drew 2 and still missed their land drop.
crashco17: They have that 1 R card that deals 4 for each fourest
RatherLargeToad: Writhe for Life
alchemistsavant: I love your mtgo avatar btw, Ben
onanimasu: retire champion ala James
IbunWest: retiring champion is James’ gimmick
Mr_Horrible: the future, probably
sallomon33:
The important thing is we have it
Aarek: man I haven't logged into my MTGO account in years
brieandbacon:
Mr_Horrible: more like Cranko
NornsFelidar: that's usually the case when you play pauper
alchemistsavant: big scrungly krenko, we love to see it
Mr_Horrible: he hasn't had his coffee yet
sallomon33: Also, do you remember when was the last time you semi-regularly played MTGO?
Mr_Horrible: wait how can you be "on wildfire" in pauper?
Kayonniik: ben you created a monster of a deck for a kibo
Mr_Horrible: ohhhh
Pywodwagon: @Mr_Horrible cleansing wildfire
thebrainnopinky: wildfire would probably have a tapland t1
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AugmentingPath: Graham is almost done, he only has one normal-sized sandwich left to eat
sallomon33: From what I heard monored is pretty popular in leagues
TehAmelie: the one year!
ChampBlankman: Mono red is cheap and quick. People like that
BOTGrant: I got into Arena and then they gacha-fied it and now I'm considering a return to MTGO
IbunWest: G is being a sneaky snacker right now
MehallD: sneaky snacker? You mean G?
EmmaPartlow: Who will win - Graham or the sandwich?
alchemistsavant: Return of hobbit graham!
bytecaster: I thought our deck plays big dino?
alchemistsavant: I don't think there was enough mana to cast it that turn
bytecaster: It's checkovs dinosaur, when cascade dino is in the hand, it must be played in a later turn.
Balugo: could you have played the Wild Growth last turn?
pleonasticTautology: i heard on masto that graham and ben are doing popper— OHHHH, *PAUPER*
brieandbacon:
@pleonasticTautology 
pleonasticTautology: hehe hi
Balugo: yeah, learning the deck too, was trying to do the math and it hurt my head
pleonasticTautology: i have a piano now
sallomon33: We could've but we would've had to sacrifice the eldrazi
alchemistsavant: @pleonasticTautology you're gonna get bonked with a squeaky hammer for saying that
sallomon33: So we would have come out mana neutral
brieandbacon: @pleonasticTautology Piano-asticTautology?
pleonasticTautology: @alchemistsavant i'm fine with this :3
pleonasticTautology: @brieandbacon yeah! gotta learn how to play it, but i have two (2) canonically piano-playing headmates, so 🤞
Mr_Horrible: I feel like initiative is a bit risky, but it also presents a clock
50keyz: altasaur also has reach to block
sallomon33: M19 mountain, interesting choice
Mr_Horrible: altisaur on that mahjongg
Jethrain: Riichi?
pleonasticTautology: @Jethrain kon
gsyhiap: Uh oh, reachies!
EvilBadman: @Jethrain [wheeler intensifies]
alchemistsavant: we love reachie creaties in here (spelling it out doesn't have the same oomf unfortunately)
50keyz: uncommon IIRC?
sallomon33:
Nah nah, it is a subtle reference to the fact last week Arena had m19 as a flashback draft
brieandbacon: It is not legal
Mindfire13: I don't think that was ever uncommon (unfortunately)
NornsFelidar: hidetsugu is not legal
IbunWest: Second Rite would be disgusting at common
sallomon33: Hidetsugu was og a rare, downshifted to uncommon in foundations
Coinman1863: Uncommon now IIRC
50keyz: @Mindfire13 foundations
EmmaPartlow: It is Peasant Cube playable!
alchemistsavant: finally, artisan burn players have a wincon
Mr_Horrible: uh oh
sallomon33: The dino has reach for the snacker at least
Mr_Horrible: wow, Commander Masters ruined it for everyone
NornsFelidar: only once Ben
MehallD: you can only flashback once my dude
Mr_Horrible: I was like "when the hell did guttersnipe hit common?"
Spades_Slicc: Doesn't flashback exile?
MehallD: F;ashback exiles
NornsFelidar: flashback exiles yes
alchemistsavant: oh are they just being a butthole? All signs point to yes.
sallomon33: Weather the storm?
Chesul: Retrace is the one that doesn't exile.
Pywodwagon: relic counters a lot of their stuff
Kayonniik: are we weathering the stores?
Pywodwagon: different matches
sallomon33:
Mr_Horrible: one must imagine Benjamin happy
bytecaster: You can never escape the mono-red, it is true
FinestOtter: I think they just didn't realize you had reach and wanted to take the more conservative kill by attacking
pleonasticTautology: ah, the one year
sallomon33: You can never escape... the burning zone
termi385: yeah, second lava dart flashback plays into weather the storm
Kayonniik: all commander all the time
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alchemistsavant: @FinestOtter ahh yeah that makes sense, I'm just far too used to arena players doing the most insane bm plays every other game.
Mr_Horrible: can even put down sprawl #2 and karst
NornsFelidar:
yeah you can only hear that noise online when you watch commander at home 
Mr_Horrible: still can
TehAmelie: there's some joke about core strength and sideboard muscle being incompatiable
Kayonniik: bear force 1, 2 and again says diffently
Voidhawk42: Graham is DraftsDad
Mr_Horrible: just float it, yeah
EmmaPartlow: PEW PEW
brieandbacon: Everything's coming up Milhouse
Mr_Horrible: "You can't fire me I quit" - that mountain
FinestOtter: @alchemistsavant Fair, I assume decent people are a little more respectful on MTGO because of the chat feature... And then the worst people are way worse
Chesul: You're trying to destroy my land? What land!
sallomon33: Why? It's fine when free, but it's... uhh... not good when paid
Kentosaurus: and random encounter. I got dunked on a lot in omni draft
EmmaPartlow: A Bestowed Chrysalis sounds nasty next turn.
alchemistsavant: I got combo'd on turn 1 in omni draft 3 times in a row and I was like "yeah i'm good lol"
brainbosh: I lost turn one my first omniscience to that and that made me hate the entire format
Mr_Horrible: "Fuckoff Big" has been called
sallomon33: Yeah, omniscience draft is too swingy to be worth being paid for with any resource >_>
EmmaPartlow: Lorge.
brieandbacon: Grim
Mr_Horrible: specifically if you wanted to get around fireblast I think you'd have to save a spawn for insurance
Mr_Horrible: as you cast the hydra
Pywodwagon: god I so prefer looking at mtgo instead of arena
EmmaPartlow: Devoid is sneaky relevant in Pauper too, misses Hydro / BEB.
Mr_Horrible: ye
pleonasticTautology: no problem!
bytecaster: Big Chrysalis takes it again
Mr_Horrible: Fevered Visions was so good
Mr_Horrible: thermo-alchemist and owling mine
NornsFelidar: it's anti-rack
Mr_Horrible: it was the Owling Mine archetype in 1 card
sallomon33: Owling Mine, such a cool archetype
EmmaPartlow: I miss SOI Standard.
Mr_Horrible:
yeah... haha... "cool"... 
Pywodwagon: it deals with sneaky snackers as well
sallomon33:
And it actually kills you unlike Lantern Control
Mr_Horrible: although I did really enjoy U/R visions
Mr_Horrible: I just have salty memories of OG Owling Mine lol
Pywodwagon: it also forces the issue on dart, they may play it early and not want to sac a mountain immediately
EmmaPartlow: Sorry! Lol.
Mr_Horrible: one can't target, one fizzles on resolution
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Spades_Slicc: !card hydroblast
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IbunWest: i never knew that
50keyz: flashflood is also similar but funnier
sallomon33: I think one of the only other cards with templating like that is fatal push
Dalrint: So I know nothing about online magicc, is there a reason to use MTGO for some things over arena?
Chesul: It's like the difference between getting punched in the left side of your head or the right.
satyropodobny: aren't brains supposed to be soft?
brieandbacon: you've got two draws
DAC169:
oh, I forgot about that being yesterday 
Balugo: I really want to build a Quiver full of Pauper decks to take with me and play with friends who know how to play but don’t own cards, but getting enough copies of some of the shared Sideboard Cards is painful
EmmaPartlow: I'm so ready for Cryogen Relic.
Juliamon: Dalrint Arena supports far fewer formats
termi385: @Dalrint mtgo has more cards, and older formats as a consequence. this format for example is not on Arena
sallomon33: @Dalrint More formats available, that's one. Some people also prefer it's simple look
Pywodwagon: @Dalrint much larger card pool, more formats, you can buy/sell specific cards or rent decks, better competive formats, it's a lot less busy graphically
itsZenegos: @Dalrint a lot of formats aren't playable on arena. Arena is a curated environment, some cards will never be on there
pleonasticTautology: pro tip for this weekend!
TimeToFry: You'd think it'd say "up to", right
sallomon33: Day... -10 errata or sth?
Pywodwagon: really I didn't know maybe 50 more people in chat can show up to tell us in the first hour of the PPR
brieandbacon: @EmmaPartlow Was it you that highlighted Cryogen Relic and Abjure?
NornsFelidar: high costed AND red!
pleonasticTautology: this is how you can tell graham is in a metric country, because he uses m'ass
EmmaPartlow: @brieandbacon Yes!
EmmaPartlow:
On Bluesky
brieandbacon: @EmmaPartlow Yuuupp! Nasty
sallomon33: As if it needed it :V
Pywodwagon: we assigned a judge to answer the question so we stopped all answering it at the same time
50keyz: 3 of 4 lines of text
EvilBadman:
@Pywodwagon Urborg was in play
pleonasticTautology: @EvilBadman pfffhahahahahaha
EmmaPartlow: Although I think folks have been brewing on Reddit already. I'm wanting to try Esper Glint and Jeskai Synthersizer with Cryogen Relic.
DigitechWire:
omg it's an Emma, hi @EmmaPartlow 
bytecaster: I just want to flicker the big warp guy, I'm simple that way
EmmaPartlow: @DigitechWire Hi!!
pleonasticTautology: the nuT?
couchboyj: Sometimes you feel like a nut
sallomon33: Yeah, Pauper players love nuts and eggs
northos: !card cryogen relic
LRRbot: Cryogen Relic [1U] | Artifact | When this artifact enters or leaves the battlefield, draw a card. / {1}{U}, Sacrifice this artifact: Put a stun counter on up to one target tapped creature.
sallomon33: Very culinary oriented players
pleonasticTautology: please let me know when you play that deck, i'm allergic to nuts
brieandbacon: !card abjure
LRRbot: Abjure [U] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a blue permanent. / Counter target spell.
sallomon33: There's a deck called Golgari Gardens designed to abuse tokens and artifacts, not aure whether you also have it lined up for today
NornsFelidar: Graham is there going to be a famjam for EoE?
sallomon33: And by abuse I mean sac em and bounce em and draw a lot of cards
EmmaPartlow: The thing with Cryogen Relic is I keep wanting to rhyme it and call it Cryogenic Relic, lol.
bytecaster: Playing magic, on this channel?
pleonasticTautology: magic magic magic magic
50keyz: so two lava darts
couchboyj: Is there a reason to not Jam with Fam later in the format?
Pywodwagon: we're dead
Pywodwagon: they can block enough
Spades_Slicc: !card faithless loot
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bytecaster: They can still blunder, lets see
Thisbymaster: make them show it
Montesque64: I'm so excited that the Subathon is on the week it is this year, because for the last two I have been a)on a cruise and b) attending professional development at Yale.
tehThane: They have a flooting in the bin
brieandbacon: The opponent making a mistake is always a valid line
Pywodwagon: I'm sad I'll be at gencon for half of the subathon
pleonasticTautology: oh i didn't realize it was a buck (1 red mana) a (lava) dart
scarysoft: Have they done any mono black decks?
bytecaster: game actions? I'm in!
scrambled_doot: LETS GO MOGGWARTS
EmmaPartlow: GIBLINS.
alchemistsavant: Oh is this where we kill the one guy over and over again?
EmmaPartlow: Haven't heard GIBLINS In awhile.
IbunWest: ah a classic combo
NornsFelidar: What's "Goblin combo"? - just a blue-black control
TimeToFry: Pauper is silly
sallomon33: Ah yes, Persist abuse
EmmaPartlow: Pauper is the best.
termi385: are we doing any flicker tron? getting some RSI while executing ghostly flicker loopds?
alchemistsavant: Oh god yeah, I can see why you don't want to play it in mtgo.
Spades_Slicc: What removes the counter from persist?
brieandbacon: There are *many* triggers
scarysoft: Thanks! I have run 6 different mono black decks in my local pauper joint. They are just so fun I have never expanded into other colors.
Voidhawk42: Ah yes, a deck that asks "What's your APM like?"
sallomon33:
I mean yeah, there are some decks where MTGO is pretty clunky
satyropodobny: Stinky knew it was a bad day to leave the bog
alchemistsavant: I love me an impulsive pilferer, btw.
Inzodion: oooo pauper, just got into the format myself, built jund wildfire cause I had most of the cards already
brieandbacon: They could be Rakdos Madness Burn
NornsFelidar: Sooo... Ben... Paupergeddon this year or next ?👀
gualdhar: turns out burn is really good
sallomon33:
@brieandbacon Monored, Rakdos Madness, Grixis... all burn... pauper players like burning, it seems
brieandbacon: @sallomon33 Win fast, lose fast, get lunch
EmmaPartlow: CubeCon is sick.
avjamethyst: cubecon was great fun
50keyz: looool
sallomon33: Wait, exhume's a common, right?
scarysoft: Ben have you tried a slimes against humanity in pauper?
EmmaPartlow: @sallomon33 Yes.
brieandbacon: Exhume is a common
sallomon33: Oofa doofa 0_0
NornsFelidar: Cubecon is cool, but what about vacation in Italy?
bytecaster: What is our sac outlet of choice in this deck, chat?
50keyz: if you loot the matron into the graveyard?
scrambled_doot: Skirk Prospector
TheMaverickGirl: Skirk Prospector
bytecaster: That makes sense
EmmaPartlow: @NornsFelidar I agree. Paupergeddon rocks.
EmmaPartlow: Also a Paupergeddon at EU Eternal Weekend this year. 👀
NornsFelidar: yup
bondeulv: mtgo sounds, nice
Pywodwagon: I am contractually obligated to say cubecon is the best
50keyz: zombify
bondeulv: exhume is a thing
TheMaverickGirl: Dread Return is the Pauper one
50keyz: @TheMaverickGirl ah thank you
TheMaverickGirl: Zombify not legal
scrambled_doot: looks like a kill to me
sallomon33: I think dread return was reprinted at common in double masters or sth
Izandai: Right, we sac the Matron to Skirk. Thought we were a mana short but we're fine.
EmmaPartlow: @sallomon33 This is correct!
TheMaverickGirl: c-c-c-c-COMBO
A_Dub888: Hi friends, how Magic is today's The Gathering?
Izandai: Oh yeah, First Day is a sorcery. That also works then.
pleonasticTautology: @A_Dub888 gobcombo
EmmaPartlow: Sacrificing Goblins will continue until morale improves.
A_Dub888: @pleonasticTautology Gobbombo?
TimeToFry: Gaming
alchemistsavant: oh wow he just HOPS back on board immediately
alchemistsavant: He's ready to die.
NornsFelidar: sooo many clicks
satyropodobny: are you demonstrating the loop son
Thisbymaster: just don't misclick
pleonasticTautology: *applause*
Bearudite: demonstrated a loop
brieandbacon: @EmmaPartlow and after morale improves
pleonasticTautology: while you're looping i'm going to get my piano stand out of my car, br b
bondeulv: I think duress is bad in this matchup
EvilBadman: ^
brieandbacon: I have work in the morning, I'll catch the rest of this in the VOD/youtube. Have fun!!
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FinestOtter: I played this deck in Historic on Arena a while back and I'd lose to the clock a lot until I realized you can use the lesson Mascot Exhibition (rare because the deck wasn't pauper legal on arena) to kill them with haste from first day of class. That was the most efficient line I found in terms of game actions to damage
sallomon33: Ah yes, one lander into 6 lander
bondeulv: the things they cascade with are mostly creatures, aren't they?
quesog32: Just rolling up - are there deck lists handy? I’ve not updated my Moggwarts list in a while.
scrambled_doot: @bondeulv Violent Outburst is the big one
comrade_cards: BogChamp
bondeulv: ah
sallomon33: Yeah, pauper had to find a few replacements after they banned deadly dispute
TimeToFry: !deck
TimeToFry:
sallomon33:
quesog32: Cool, I’ll grab a screenshot! I still have Deadly Dispute in mine.
The_Timo: Star wars is legal? man pauper is wild
scrambled_doot: Glad yall played that game. It's my secondary TCG after magic. Hope yall liked it
Mr_Horrible: incredible
sallomon33: HUH
raulghoulia: what rarity is Darth Vader?
Pywodwagon: in response we die
EmmaPartlow: Magic: The Gathering, everyone.
scrambled_doot: Dark Ritual gaming
sallomon33: I've seen plenty of pauper gameplay but this is the first time I see THIS creature, lol
alchemistsavant: Oh yeah, the bouncelands are just good in pauper, aren't they?
Quarthian: Have y'all tried tortured existence?
couchboyj: What could they possibly do with a bunch of mana, anyway
Mr_Horrible: love Survival of the Quittest
EmmaPartlow: @Quarthian Still need to pick up one of these for Exdeath, Void Warlock (Pauper Commander)
pleonasticTautology: DOG
aitsu100: cheese it no whippet
Shadowsoflife: doggo
pleonasticTautology: i love the DEVO hit "whippet"
Thisbymaster: no first day
A_Dub888: Ben, YOU'RE pretty neat
Quarthian: Doggo? put doggo on cam
pleonasticTautology: @Quarthian is cam in the office
illogicalEmu: lol
Drellic: one step at a time
TheMandrew: you spoke it into existence
Aarek: ach, hans run!
sallomon33: Is fireball even pauper legal?
alchemistsavant: Each spawn getting sacrificed is one more note to a horror stinger
aitsu100: that sounds so omonous
ForOhForError: oddly menacing
DAC169: Ben: "Does this deck run fireball?" OP: "Well, if you insist..."
Mr_Horrible: Ulamog's Chungus
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highelectricaltemperature: GET CRUNISHED
aitsu100: we gettin crushed
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pleonasticTautology: unskirk
circusofkirkus: skirk, sac matron, unearth matron for more red
jessicatheblack:
lightfut: Let ye who has never missed lethal cast the stone
scrambled_doot: i think you'd still be a mana short of lethal with the unearth line
TheWooglie: two lands?
termi385: sac two lands block with matron topdeck red land
Quarthian: Sac the lands block with matron?
jessicatheblack:
@lightfut 
Aringrey: yeah two non*red lands
circusofkirkus: so many metroids
termi385: need to topdeck red land here i think
sallomon33: Now THAT's an Eldrazi army
Pywodwagon: yes
Pywodwagon: you can do it with current mana
Spades_Slicc: you don't need another red source
frozenphoenix7: You can respond to the Persist trigger and cast the First Day, yes
FinestOtter: I think cast skirk, sac putrid, cast first day then loop
Spades_Slicc: respond to persist trigger by casting class
sallomon33: Ah, yeah, right
termi385: oh day is an instant, so we have it
sallomon33: We just need to draw a wincon then
termi385:
MDHWrites: It does hit me that we don't have a way to kill right now
50keyz: gotta play land
scrambled_doot: @MDHWrites we have a land, an insight, and a dream
termi385: you do
Bearudite: for first day
sallomon33: Also the lesson
sallomon33: Draws and scries
Pywodwagon: right click and remove all auto passes to be safe if you want
scrambled_doot: truuuu flooting prob gets you there. lots of live draws that kill
Pywodwagon: womp
jacqui_lantern234: NOOOOO
sallomon33: OOF
circusofkirkus: we got got
aitsu100: they had it
50keyz: WOW
frozenphoenix7: Interaction would do it, rip
tehThane: They sideboarded
scrambled_doot: damn
scrambled_doot: nt
Spades_Slicc: loved rotten reunion card in standard
jessicatheblack: nooooooo
jessicatheblack: we got got!
Aringrey: f
Quarthian: Why do they get cooler zombies than me
Pywodwagon: its currently using the valentines day goblins for all goblin tokens
AFamiliarCalledEl: Good old mtgo, just shoving random art onto tokens
sallomon33: MTGO's cheaty cheating a bit here 0_0
Bionull: Don't body shame decaying zombies, Graham
Pywodwagon: which is very good
Voidhawk42: Welcome to "Whose Zombie Is It Anyway?"
emitt_nervend: Odyssey was 24 years ago. It would be weird if it wasn't decayed...
northos: Mtgo is weird about what token art it uses
A_Dub888:
gotta go fast 
sallomon33: Wait wdym odyssey was 24 years ago...
TimeToFry: My friend celebrated her 24th birthday today, she is definitely not old.
FinestOtter: Its old for pieces of paper
sallomon33: That's more than I've been alive for
Manitu_25: EoE is almost old already and it's not even out :')
termi385: also its not a special token, its just a bog (hah) standard zombie, but with decayed
scrambled_doot: good draws
Wolfstrike_NL: @Manitu_25 With Spiderman and Avatar reveals already happening....yea
sallomon33: @Manitu_25 EoE hasn't even come out yet and only today we got spoilers for both spider man and avatar reveals
couchboyj: Coming off Final Fantasy, those Spiderman cards sure do feel dissapointing
Snowwraith: They're also handing out Spiderman welcome decks at Comic Con too.
EvilBadman: A lot of the Spidey stuff is also the introdeck things
TimeToFry: And Avatar promos too
Quarthian: Not even prereleased
EmmaPartlow: I'm still in the middle of editing EOE Limited Reviews. Lol.
FinestOtter: This has been the case for a few years so it's not that surprising
averythetiger: On prerelease weekend for EOE
Bionull: I heard it was cause there was some loud guy demanding pictures of spiderman
theamc2000: Spider-Man has the most evil Paul
pleonasticTautology: "the last time we brought a card game to a convention we ended up under contract with the manufacturer"
bytecaster: Pumping Tifa is in standard
A_Dub888: Optimistic post there Cameron
RatherLargeToad: Tifa is better than ever with lander tokens
pleonasticTautology: no one has stopped talking about pumping tifa since the late 90s
theambivalentagender:
This next set is offering so many new ways to pump Tifa
DiabolicMelon: standard monogreen is pretty good right now and doesnt really have much rorating
theamc2000: Pumping Tifa is an Italian pastime
aitsu100: Opp tapped out i think we win
p3termon: snuff out
p3termon: is pauper all-star
Quarthian: Faerie macabre as well
Spades_Slicc: !card snuff out
LRRbot: Snuff Out [3B] | Instant | If you control a Swamp, you may pay 4 life rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Destroy target nonblack creature. It can't be regenerated.
termi385: snuff out doesn't beat our double prospector
Manitu_25: I always liked "an-tifa" heh
tehThane: T2o prospectors and unearth are pretty hard to snuff out
50keyz: uhoh
50keyz: someones in for a gobblin
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Mr_Horrible: infinite mana, draw deck, everything has haste, etc etc
TheWooglie:
FinestOtter: And then you get two treasures and Thoracle them
quesog32: Love that deck ever since Spice8Rack played it on SU&P
EmmaPartlow: Black Mage Typal
Mr_Horrible: "we mashed blood artist and disciple together and turned them upside down"
Manitu_25:
on this note: terrific job on the FF video mr. Stark! as a FF noob it was super interesting
Gekyouryuu: Ben.... Ben, you can make the Savage Dreadmaw deck. there's a legendary Savage Dreadmaw in Spider-Man
sallomon33: oh yeah baby, we're refurbished familiar and pactdoll gaming no
sallomon33: *now
EmmaPartlow: I should really build this.
sallomon33: yeah, tithing blade is legit in pauper, one of my fav pauper cards
Mr_Horrible: it made for excellent shower listening
p3termon: i also watched it, was an educational experience
aitsu100: as a FF vet i also enjoyed it G
roastbeefsandwitch: @Manitu_25 I saw it twice, great info and killer jokes. The deadpan delivery was great
jessicatheblack:
Agree with @Manitu_25 fantastic video :3
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: full disclosure: I stopped at the segment for 16 because I'm in the middle of it right now
ItsThugDimmadome: It's been added to my "videos to fall asleep to" playlist
scrambled_doot: As a fellow FF noob it was extremely enjoyable
circusofkirkus: so I heard you like pactdolls
Mr_Horrible: monoblack? No, monopact
stippledotter: I loved the Squall Comic plot twist so much
Quarthian: As a not sci fi fan, the EoE story thing you Kathleen and Cam did made me interested in an mtg story since war of the spark
Kentosaurus: wow
Mr_Horrible: very good
sallomon33:
@stippledotter right, that segment
TimeToFry: That's SO good
jacqui_lantern234:
reminder that Hulk Hogan's grave is an all-gender bathroom
JoannaTastic: Hulk? Out.
Mr_Horrible: I'm honestly really glad we got a resolution to the Webcomic Mystery
EvilBadman: the memes today have been wild
bytecaster: And we only lost like 3-4 collective months of productivity on the Discord, so it all worked out
Toadkillerfrog: Also RIP Chuck Magione
A_Dub888: @jacqui_lantern234 does Hogan have a grave, I thought he didn't want to be buried
Toadkillerfrog: Mangione*
DiabolicMelon: dredge
jessicatheblack: *strokes chin* it was the Plan ALL ALONG!
Bearudite: the flugel horn lost its king
bosqueofpines: It's great
blastedman: i am actively playing DK Bananza right now!
EvilBadman: Wonderful and the co-op mode is broken as hell
blastedman: it rocks, worth the cost of switch 2 alone imo
jacqui_lantern234: @A_Dub888 listen, i gotta make the joke
RatherLargeToad: It’s kind of powerwash simulator..with punching!
Mr_Horrible: learned the Odyssey team was originally the Jungle Beat team and it *really* shows, looking back
Mr_Horrible: in a good way
Quarthian: Fun first?
Snowwraith: Oh yeah, Splatoon came out that way too, the squid ink theme came after they figured out the painting was cool.
Quarthian: In this economy?
sallomon33: I've also seen gameplay and they even have some references to DK's previous games, it's very fun
bytecaster: I love that Nintendos dastardly strategy to success that makes them stand out in the marketplace is just "Fun/Gameplay first"
Mr_Horrible: the fodder can be from the graveyard, the crafted thing still needs to be in play, iirc
Xx_JAG_xX: hell yeah, 2 cool dudes playing my favorite format!
sallomon33:
@bytecaster hey, it also worked for the AstroBot team so 
Mr_Horrible: honestly this stream as a showcase of archetypes has been cool
alchemistsavant: I don't even play pauper, I just like seeing different things!
50keyz: we are thirsty for new players
Toadkillerfrog: surprised Prof hasn't materialized since you're playing pauper
couchboyj: Big Imp'in
roastbeefsandwitch: Pauper 60 card is awesome. Pauper Commander is... why bother? If nothing else, nearly every board wipe and built-around is uncommon. Why bother?
jacqui_lantern234: UH OH!!! STINKIES~~~
50keyz: Thirsty with a capital T that rhymes with P and stands for Pauper.
RetroVirus047: Yeah dredge plays exhume, it's a deck
Toadkillerfrog: thought he'd just magically appear in Canada
RetroVirus047: Watch out for gnaw to the bone
alchemistsavant: @roastbeefsandwitch You answered your own question, lol. sometimes people like seeing board states happen
sallomon33: I am very happy it's getting officially supported by Wotc (and that has actually been good in this case)
Mr_Horrible: saying "naw" to the bone
p3termon: theres a spy gates deck in pauper rn lol
Manitu_25: pauper dredge is when I decided that magic and me is forevooor :3
Mr_Horrible: balls spy is back
RetroVirus047: Gnaw is often played main, but it depends.
Quarthian: I doubt it
sallomon33: also worth noting, black mage's rod has been very good in pauper too, probs the reason why there are so many variants of burn besides teh monored one
roastbeefsandwitch: @alchemistsavant Exactly. Though it's not popular, Artisan (previewed in Star CIty Games channel, among others) with uncommons is really, really interesting. Sadly, I can't get anyone around me to both building these decks, so I've scrapped them.
Mr_Horrible: "This 87-year-old dredge player still beats people the old-fashioned way"
RetroVirus047: Not instant, it's all dread return lotleth. But! Sometimes infect plays tainted strike so the lotleth damage trigger is infect damage
Quarthian: I don't hate dolling up with spell bomb up
pleonasticTautology: phew, made it back to my computer
pleonasticTautology: i had a keyboard between me and my keyboard
Mr_Horrible: the fact that it's a drain, too
Mr_Horrible: filthy
MegaDosX: What in the life totals? I thought you were playing Pauper not Commander
nan_de_mo_nai: i don't even think lotleth with all their library in the bin kills you there lol
Dog_of_Myth: Good afternoon all, how goes the pauper?
bytecaster: Never bring in the bog, everything is gonna get stinky and wet
pleonasticTautology: @bytecaster what about a fen
scrambled_doot: @Dog_of_Myth 2-1d a match on Goblins Combo, going into game 2 on Pactdoll Black against Dredge
bytecaster: @pleonasticTautology I will only accept a bad rive
bytecaster: *river
MegaDosX: Genuinely did not know Petal was Pauper legal. Gross.
50keyz: lol lotus petal is wild
Dog_of_Myth: @scrambled_doot Sweet, thanks for the update
Mr_Horrible: stop
scrambled_doot: @Dog_of_Myth they also played Gruul Ramp earlier in the stream and lost to Burn, but i wasn't here for that whole match. idk what they played before that
MegaDosX: Stop.
Bearudite: mr. tumnas
EmmaPartlow:
@scrambled_doot Started with Gruul Ponza and then played Goblin Combo
scrambled_doot: Sick, thank you!
bytecaster: Bog now or Fen later that is the question
scrambled_doot: Hoping to see them queue up Mono Blue Faeries soon. I'm such a sucker for Spellstutter Sprite
TheFickleCat: Come in, the smells great
RetroVirus047: Oh I like this swamp salesman character
EmmaPartlow:
We need more Thraben Inspector, honestly
Justherefortherewards: 'A variety of wetlands' feels worse than the word 'moist'
AluvianSprinter: Dark ritual at home
bytecaster: @Justherefortherewards How about a variety of moistlands?
scrambled_doot: potential for a big turn with this Rod
vinewood_og: Dave Spokesman, distressed lands dealer when?
pleonasticTautology: skfdhjand EW
termi385: yeah, that's where his gills are
Voidhawk42: Come on down to Dave's Bogs and Rods, for all your wetland and long-pole needs
bytecaster: Swampseller, I need your strongest wetlands
TheFickleCat: Dave spokesmans brother inlaw
pleonasticTautology: graham you rubbing there when you said "variety of wetlands" implies that such a man is talking about his pits
bosqueofpines: @bytecaster Buying property in Florida be like
pleonasticTautology: never show peat for free!!!!
RetroVirus047: I have many bottled essences and fumes
50keyz: yeah peat is so weird
TehAmelie: Kathleen is the self-proclaimed bog witch, and i suppose now Graham is the swamp monger
Justherefortherewards: Who's Pete and why do we harvest him
Mr_Horrible: "You ever see Pete being harvested?" "I don't think you can show that on twitch"
bytecaster: Love harvesting Peter
Mangledpixel: it looks like jamaican ginger cake
raulghoulia: just announced that he and his girlfriend are pregnant
Mr_Horrible: yeah, it looks like something out of a cartoon bit
Bearudite: My favorite Nickalodeon classic Peat and Peat
pleonasticTautology: @Bearudite big peat with his tattoo peatunia
TehAmelie: swampmonger? it should probably be one word
Mr_Horrible: wait, but that was a black mage's rod, not Avacyn's collar (the symbol of her church)
Shadowsoflife: @pleonasticTautology little peat had the tattoo
nan_de_mo_nai: the 4th petal???
Mr_Horrible: 4 petal none doll
TheWooglie: so much mana
Quarthian: Spell bomb pass?
RetroVirus047: Closed Kan of Lotus Petals
circusofkirkus: that's a whole ass lotus plus one
bytecaster: We are playing for the petal collector win con
50keyz: petal to the metal
Spades_Slicc: play the petals, flex on them
TheFickleCat: Thats almost a full flower
couchboyj: That's 1.33 black lotusi in petal form!
emilevitt: almost enough to make an entire flour
emilevitt:
MDK_Marshal: Time to put the Petal to the Metal
emilevitt: flower*
Xx_JAG_xX: it's like exodia, you win with all 4 petals right??
Mr_Horrible: mucho sicko
circusofkirkus: let's put the petals to the metal
Toadkillerfrog: pact doll?
scrambled_doot: Doll or Rod would go CRAZY here
roastbeefsandwitch: Mucho Good insead
NornsFelidar: mucho khorosho
sallomon33: tres bien? is that an ace attorney reference?
Mangledpixel: trezz beans
pleonasticTautology: thinking about ben saying "saker blue" in the old friday nights series finale lmao
gualdhar: wait no he's not, Armstrong is 32
Mr_Horrible: emerging from the ground: "Stop."
gualdhar: don't lie to me Graham
Justherefortherewards: I saw Green Day live last year, they absolutely still bring it
Quarthian: I think you spell bomb now
MegaDosX: Love a good Dread Return
Bearudite: Big O mentioned
p3termon: no ive won playing dredge, playing patient is good imo
Blue_man7: timing it now hits all the flashback spells, so that’s an upside
Quarthian: Gets grudge, gnaw, a troll
p3termon: like that
Mr_Horrible: we've got the rit, should be fine on mana
raulghoulia: cast ye in the name of god. ye not guilty
alchemistsavant: Nihil Spellbomb do be screamin on the stack
Justherefortherewards: Watching this does make me very happy we have Arena now
Mr_Horrible:
vroom 
Blue_man7 SO ANYWAYS I STARTED BLASTING
bytecaster: The races are about to get ... wacky
cobthegreat: Imagine having it all
pleonasticTautology: @bytecaster i miss wacky races...
Mr_Horrible: affinity for artifacts yup
bytecaster: Sky rat loves artefacts
Mr_Horrible: they made frogmite yucky
MegaDosX:
Affinity's always been fair and balanced
RetroVirus047: Rat is pretty messed up
alchemistsavant: He is a BABY thank you very much
Mr_Horrible: "Hey, hey, hey. Quick question. What the HELL is that?"
pleonasticTautology: @Mr_Horrible they turned frogmite into vegemite
bytecaster: "And you know, I gave them wings, just for fun"
RetroVirus047: Which is great in pauper a 2/1 flyer etb discard feels like too good a 2 for 1
Spades_Slicc: Necro-ficer
Bearudite: little column a little comlumn b
sallomon33: satyr wayfinder split themselves a lot, hasn't it
A_Dub888: uh ohhhh, stinky whiffyyyyy
jessicatheblack: "I'm not a doctor but I have played one on a youtube short" >.>
duke_dice: howdy folks
A_Dub888: instructions unclear: what am I stopping?
Quarthian: Hammer time
duke_dice: @A_Dub888 stop, collaberate and listen.
TimeToFry: Was he tasty
Quarthian: Rip
definenull: o7
pleonasticTautology: cw vore?????
bytecaster: Are you the boss now, Ben?
gualdhar: was he nutritious?
jessicatheblack: a cracker?
KaleidoscopeMind: how much cat fur did you ingest with him?
CuteTeaGoat: a graham cracker?
Kentosaurus: bears?
Bearudite: was not expecting the Vore angle
Juliamon:
termi385: vore? on my family friendly stream?
EvilBadman: a big goddamn sandwhich
emilevitt: the sandwich from earlier ?
JoannaTastic: like the sandwich he just ate?
Orestes290: ham sandwich
emilevitt:
NornsFelidar: cracker?
Shadowsoflife: gramham cracker?
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: oh, so the coffee didn't work?
MegaDosX: Oh no
Mr_Horrible: the sandwich fought back
bytecaster: Yes
vinewood_og: Microplastics at this point
gualdhar: "really weird question" on this channel? naaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Juliamon: Technically
MegaDosX: I mean. Yeah, I guess
Mr_Horrible: depends on how you prepare them
pleonasticTautology: that's with any food, ben!!!!
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: they were what they ate, sure
bytecaster: You just ate a sandwich yes
e_bloc: surely
NornsFelidar: oh of course
alchemistsavant: walk back into the room and vore is being discussed, hello???
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: if you ate their stomach
Mr_Horrible: oh okay if it's just straight vore then yeah, that's a consideration
jacqui_lantern234:
are you ok, ben?
TurnedToFrog: Like a Gushers
pleonasticTautology: also g-d i know i'm a furry from seattle but why is vore the topic du jour
ThePerrBearr: depends potentially, but unless you break them into small bites, you won't taste the contents of their stomach
emilevitt:
*you ate mcdonalds you taste terrible*
Diabore: boss man, calm down
Chesul: It depends on how you're eating them. if you're just eating them whole in one bite then yes, if not then you'd probably clean them like any animal. (yes, I understand how sketchy I sound)
jessicatheblack:
Manitu_25:
Cptasparagus: what are you, his boss?
dm818: do it for the graham
sallomon33: *pat pat G* Good G, taking care of his mental health
Quarthian: Oh tron
MegaDosX: Oh boy, first Affinity, now Cascade? We're on all the balanced mechanics
KaleidoscopeMind: what patreon tier is "give all of you a nap, please just go to bed"
gualdhar: is that legal in 2025 Magic?
MTGLeggo: Have you tried Zubera storm ?
bytecaster: Good thing there is no big event coming up so Graham can rest a little .... WAIT
NornsFelidar: side note: have you tried high tide Ben?
Bearudite: how does MTGO handle polyraptor loops?
Diabore: or if you have urzatron gain 6
pleonasticTautology: wait pauper includes uncommons? i thought pauper was just commons
Bearudite: I guess not relevant to pauper lol
definenull: Crop rot is common?
Juliamon: That printing is uncommon
sallomon33:
@pleonasticTautology that's just a different printing
pleonasticTautology: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHH
e_bloc: original printing
NornsFelidar: crop rotation was og common
Pywodwagon: buddy we gotta get you onto legacy if you think 4x crop rot feels wild
delectablebiscuit: if it was ever a common, it's in pauper
alchemistsavant: You can use whatever printing as long as it was printed at common at some point!
pleonasticTautology: @alchemistsavant gotcha, thank you
sallomon33: @alchemistsavant in paper!
Quarthian: I still have no idea how high tide wins
pokilm: you just make 40 mana and cast stream of thought
nan_de_mo_nai: it's so so many clicks
DiabolicMelon: stream of thought yeah
alchemistsavant:
Ah yes, the 'paper' part was implied, but I should have made that obvious
MegaDosX: !card stream of thought
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sallomon33: I've seen a variant that uses arcane and splice onto arcane
svenning28: almost infinite*
Quarthian: 'Fun' is a strong word
sallomon33: any kamigawa card rep is good rep
Mr_Horrible: understandable but also GOD I love a high tide deck
e_bloc: unfortunately there is no cure for storm
definenull: Do we have deck lists?
sallomon33: oh baby
sallomon33: perfect opener
Pywodwagon: its weird to see all three tron lands now that in legacy you just play towers and planar nexus
definenull: No worries, I'll yoink them from the vods
Pywodwagon: sick
MegaDosX: Natural Tron
BusTed: k
UtilityPunk: Oh yeah, some decks just don't play as well in digital formats. Tried playing The Necrobloom and things were getting out of hand, and they were just tame zombies and dredging. In paper, that's like 5 seconds
drcthulu: or you just draw the natty tron
UtilityPunk:
Coinman1863: dirty tron players
Mr_Horrible: show appData streamer
Neuromancer13: that natty tron, tho
sallomon33: not even perfect opener, perfect draw too
Aceviru: Never didn't have it
Manitu_25: never didn't have it
raulghoulia: all natural tron. shame
Manitu_25: @Aceviru nice
Pywodwagon: I'm mad they unbanned prism because my favorite bit of trivis is that it was legal in every single format except pauper
gualdhar: the common joke at my LGS is if you get natural tron, your opponent must concede. this is true for three-color decks as well
pleonasticTautology: ben you should go grab that sears portrait studio photo of you and karn
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Mr_Horrible:
HE DID THE THING 
MegaDosX: Good lord Ben
definenull: Pack it up, we've won already
bytecaster: It's our boy!
Shadowsoflife:
MegaDosX: It's turn three lmao
BusTed:
sallomon33: MAGIC TEH GATHERING EVERYBODY, Magic the Gathering
pleonasticTautology: HAHAHAHAHA
sallomon33: thishas to be clipped
Juliamon: What were they to do against such reckless hate
Mr_Horrible: heeheehoohoo
pleonasticTautology: oh my G-D
sallomon33: if it's possible for a clip to last this long
CoemgenTaillear: or their hand was too slow?
ItsThugDimmadome: *Adds ally to Seacliff board*
artemi7: Ben you have to go buy a lotto ticket
Xx_JAG_xX: maybe they were trying to undo something and clicked concede by accident
drcthulu: I think they meant their hand was too slow
couchboyj: Even Sonic the Hedgehog likes Pauper apparently
Pywodwagon: walls combo baby
definenull: Yeah I optimistically think OP was saying their deck was too slow
Voidhawk42: Lets count with Tron! One, Ah-hah! Two, Ah-hah! Seven, Ah-hah!
UtilityPunk: Had to save face from seeing your god draws
svenning28: spy
Quarthian: Wall spy?
pleonasticTautology: @Voidhawk42 counting like u2
Diabore: 4 or 5 lands iirc
svenning28: 3 and b
sallomon33: unfort twitch's clipping only goes so far
Quarthian: I miss the dumber wall deck
sallomon33: but I hope this shows up in the highlights in some way lol
Quarthian: What?
drcthulu: that's a spicy meatball
Quarthian: They are dirt in paper last I looked
Pywodwagon: you should probably reach out to daybreak and get a creator god account
Pywodwagon: I can't imagine they'll say no
svenning28: wow i paid 90 cent each in paper xD
KaleidoscopeMind:
but if it is for stream, you can expense it, right?
Pywodwagon: they gave wheeler two of em
sallomon33: @Quarthian mtgo prices and paper prices are two different things lol
Quarthian: That's fair
sallomon33: ah, that's teh fabled defender deck I've heard so much about but never actually seen before
sallomon33: OOH
svenning28: Sazacap's Brew is used as a sideboard against spy that lets them draw from an empty library
sallomon33: niw that's some old school gaming
Quarthian: I think we're dead
alchemistsavant: Oh I love Candy Trail being relevant in a deck.
UtilityPunk: Bojuka bog too slow?
UtilityPunk: Rip
MegaDosX: 32 damage
pleonasticTautology: hi graham!
BusTed: haha
definenull: beeg straw
MegaDosX: What an unnecessarily long straw
Cptasparagus: I thought Remy was here when you said "Hey Buddy"
BusTed: Who needs to pick up your drink
Quarthian: Amazing
sallomon33:
definenull: That is a spill hazard
morgwen921: You guys make me happy 🤣
artemi7: Ben got the Long Boi
pleonasticTautology: hehehehe
UtilityPunk: Long looonggg straaawwwwww~~~!
sallomon33: comically large straw and comically large sandwiches
chisidragon: Crop rotation into big in response to troll?
sallomon33: hmmm
gualdhar: nice crazy straw
GapFiller: Long Straw is Long
emitt_nervend: Dang, that straw is serious about saving the turtles
equin0xparad0x: straw the longest way 😂
sallomon33: I don't think they're casting taht many spells in a turn
Quarthian: Cannonade looks bad
sallomon33: guess it's not the worst off of cascade
svenning28: remember you can storm on their turn
emitt_nervend: But you have pirates
sallomon33: yup, cannonade reprinted at common in double masters I think
sallomon33: sorry, commander legends
sallomon33: also yeah, we do have a few pirates
Quarthian: Spy, dread, weather is storm 3 which isn't nothing but probably not enough
e_bloc: too bad skullcrack isn't legal
svenning28: the new blue egg is going to be fun
nan_de_mo_nai: altisaur puts a clock that doesn't get chumped by all their little idiots
drizztnailo: haven't played a lot of pauper in a few years, anyone know how elves are doing?
MegaDosX: Cascade can be like that
nan_de_mo_nai: elves are fine
nan_de_mo_nai: pretty good
Xx_JAG_xX: yeh i
svenning28: are we running any black sac draw spells.
Quarthian: Prism isn't bad, we can cast other big dumb green thing next turn now
drizztnailo: hell yeah, love me some priest of titania
Xx_JAG_xX: I've never won a game against elves
chisidragon: Don't you need that for the green for rotation?
A_Dub888: Is this karma for cascading into mulldrifter in the too slow gamee?
Xx_JAG_xX: if that says anything
svenning28: yeah elf also got sucked into spy build
bigcrab: When you scryed boarding party to the bottom you could have guaranteed the cascade into that no?
drizztnailo: was a huge fan of the surprise cruel sustenance in elves lol
bigcrab: And then double cascaded
MegaDosX: lmaooooooo
MegaDosX: The prophecy is fulfilled
shamblingkrenshar: Ben I just watched your Ragost deck tech and I now want to build Ragost that way. Great video!
CommanderPulsar: I'm sure elves have anxiety like everyone else, honestly.
equin0xparad0x: just joined is there a pauper walls deck? walls and defender tribal have always been one of my favorite archetypes
bigcrab:
Yeah I mean it worked fine but when you can chain cascade that's pretty good
Pywodwagon: with dread return on the stack
bigcrab:
Just get em dead then spy doesn't matter
drcthulu: crap rotation
MegaDosX: RIP
ThePixelSavage: 200IQ
RetroHibiscus: shrimple as
artemi7: We found the line!
e_bloc: troll ability on stack almost does the same thing but is definitely worse
Xx_JAG_xX: hell yeah
svenning28: have you tried altar tron?
definenull: Get goozled!
sallomon33:
@MegaDosX no, that wasn't RIP, that was bojuka bog
MegaDosX:
@sallomon33 
shamblingkrenshar: For me Commander is more about building weird fun decks than most-powerful deck. Thats how I enjoy it most.
NornsFelidar: deez nuts ragost deck?
Chartle: i myself brewed an ancient one station deck
sallomon33: @Chartle ooh
HadesLeprechaun: More interactive version of the deck vs playing solitaire
artemi7: Ben I gotta say, I'm still running and updating your old Solphim Dragon Approach deck tech
A_Dub888: uh ohhhhh, natyyyyyy
Quarthian: I respect the hell out of tron players with all different arts
AdamLavadan: Commons are pretty broken eh'?
Quarthian: I think it's fine to play now
svenning28: are they running masked vandal?
MegaDosX: Now you just put a gun on the table
ThePixelSavage: if they do not have anything to deal with it playing it puts mental load onto them trying to play around it
e_bloc: I often feel that way about commander. like how quicksilver elemental went from pure bulk to broken overnight
svenning28: creanial ram came pre banned
MegaDosX: lmao
sallomon33: MAGIC
Bearudite: its def a piloting test rather than a brewer test
sallomon33: the gathering
ShifuDaxiongmao: it's also nice that several competitive decks are still 50-100 cost
kamelion84: lol
artemi7: looool
DeM0nFiRe:
e_bloc: see that's his problem. . . god hates tron. much more of a satan thing
pleonasticTautology: hahaha
AdamLavadan:
Standard is WILD right now, which is fun but pauper has always been a fire format! 
emitt_nervend: What tier is Acid Trip these days?
BusTed: father is too close. Have to go at least uncle
Bearudite: wow going on the internet and Lying
Steveb0t7: WOTC? gotta say daybreak
Diabore: now that theyve banned 7 cards its better
gualdhar: the pro tour was before the bans
AdamLavadan: That bs from the pro tour is over thank jeebus
EvilBadman: Serious thoughts, comically large straw
Wolfstrike_NL: Ben is obv cheating, putting a chair on the battlefield
equin0xparad0x: always loved the idea of pauper just don’t have time to sit down and play it or here on MTGO
e_bloc: party time, excellent
ThePixelSavage: what do we want to hit with that cascade?
e_bloc: 100% tron luck, 0% cascade luck
Quarthian: Your luck with tron makes up for the cascade hits
Mazrae: I love how G's chair is on the board, what is its x/x?
MegaDosX: Oh no our prism
Diabore: durussy
A_Dub888: Durussy the prismussy
artemi7: G-Chair is our only blocker
Quarthian: Well didn't matter either way
e_bloc: wait
e_bloc: 26 life, and they exiled a creature, isn't there a world
e_bloc: nope
Diabore: "oh wow tron t3, cool, uh ballustrade spy dead you?"
sallomon33: big donks
svenning28: spy is top meta right now
e_bloc: one mulldrifter and you definitely could have won that
Frizzlenill: I'm a lapsed magic player (left at TWD lair) but I miss pauper and am thinking about getting back into it. Is it played without UB? (not trying to be annoying)
Pywodwagon: play legacy where people can spy you turn 1
AdamLavadan:
The straw soo long can't even see the cup
svenning28: Sazacap's Brew might help
ShifuDaxiongmao: Ben "Big Chungus Appreciator" Ulmer
Bearudite: gotta mullthe drussy
sallomon33: yeah, you're casting like, black mage's rod
yukiMakingArt: final fantasy is awesome and fits in magic imo
sallomon33: firebrand archer is the in universe equivalent I guess
Diabore: or a spiderman...
sallomon33: yeah, ff and lotr are the most magic of the UB sets
Frizzlenill: oh yeah it's more like, I don't like UB in concept, rather than disliking the implementations specifically
artemi7: Street Fighter making Ryu untap to use his ability COMPLETELY turned me around on UB
Voidhawk42: Strong agree, "random evil wizard" is a lot better than "this legendary guy from a story you haven't read"
A_Dub888: Aracnomagnon
e_bloc: all I want in life is to cut a jumbo cactar in half
one_last_time_: Yeah, I'm definitely more okay with the fantasy stuff like final fantasy and LoTR than spongebob
Mangledpixel: arachnid person
sallomon33: ah, it's grixis cz sneaky snacker lol
pleonasticTautology: grixis burn? 👀
MegaDosX: What is this gibberish
UtilityPunk: Yeah, I can honestly live with UB and its funkiness. I just don't like alchemy lol
Obsc:
Oh I own this deck 
svenning28: ohh song of the damned! love it
NornsFelidar: mtgo is also getting Legally Distinct Arachnokid, isn't it?
e_bloc: this gibberish is pauper, baby
ShifuDaxiongmao:
how about high tide, has that been played yet? 
MegaDosX: I have literally never seen Songs of the Damned before now
Frizzlenill: wait this deck is still around?? I remember this degenerate monstrosity
sallomon33: @NornsFelidar I presume, since it's a digitasl client just like Arena
sallomon33: and the licensing issue is spiderman on a digital client
ShifuDaxiongmao:
"pauper living end" 
EvilBadman: @sallomon33 It may be Arena is MOBILE and digital which is the "issue"
AdamLavadan: Looks like all gas no ass
PhuzNutz: Really wish WotC would reprint Lotus Petal
Diabore: @AdamLavadan theres a 3/6, plenty of ass in the deck
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: drawing enough cards to deck yourself is the best way to lose though
sallomon33: yeah, the ikoria dino is big ass
pleonasticTautology: "what's in this storm deck" "lots of things!"
UtilityPunk: Speaking of big silly mana, I've been playing a lot of Sedgemoor Witch and Cryptolith Rites in Pioneer
sallomon33: ikoria limited classic
Diabore: damn you got 3 whole lands
Bearudite: the ole solving a rubix cube and then your op dies
pleonasticTautology: i think the only time i've seen you "play" storm on camera, the simic slaw was possessing "you"
drcthulu: it's got 3 cyclers seems good
theambivalentagender: Storm is the most thrilling way for me to make a total dumbass out of myself in front of other magic players, I love it
NornsFelidar: @PhuzNutz they made it a store promo last year
AdamLavadan: @pleonastictautology ahh, the good ol' slaw
artemi7: Always let the Storm player misplay your out
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tehThane: Cycling does alot to smooth out bad hands. I have a edh deck with 31 lands and it works off 1/2 land opening
drcthulu: always let them play it out, they might mess up the combo
sallomon33: OH YEAH BABY
sallomon33: monoblack burn hype
artemi7: Are they gonna Bump in the Night you?
Obsc:
I did lend this deck to a friend for 2 tournaments, he never stormed off even once
ShifuDaxiongmao:
gotta find that white mana 
SoylentDoener: the good old turns of am i winning, maybe, maybe nothing happens
StreetRach: You called?
Diabore: this nights bumpin
A_Dub888: Black Burn bumping in the dead of night
PhuzNutz: @NornsFelidar LULZ, that still means the original printing is still the most prevalent and cheapest at ~$25
AdamLavadan:
We might be on fire here... 
sallomon33: I mean, we could storm out right now I guess
sallomon33: we would gain some life
vinopinguino: i used to play the rak burn, its fun but problem is you run out of cards and they banned deadly
vinopinguino: which was one of the few ways to get cards
theambivalentagender:
Start chugging, believe in the heart of the cards
tehThane: Cycling can draw you into the win
NornsFelidar: @PhuzNutz order some from Europe. they're are half as much here
artemi7: Technically there's a future sight framed Mystery Booster version.
drcthulu: you could possibly go to 14 if you draw cyclers and use dark ritual
sallomon33: yup, from what I've seen cards tend to be cheaper here in Europe
sallomon33: sometimes only slightly, sometimes by several of (currency)
A_Dub888:
is flopping your straw TOS compliant? 
alchemistsavant: is the cycling package to get to & live until your wincon?
PhuzNutz: @sallomon33 makes sense. If the order is big enough and the tariffs don't slap too hard.
drcthulu: we have the mana load
PhuzNutz: Funny since I buy and send cards for a buddy in Australia (:
artemi7: Lets go?!
alchemistsavant: Ahhh, also for that ritual.
theambivalentagender: Beep beep
Voidhawk42: Time to spin some wheels!
Diabore: wait no we're not doing it, be cool op
Cptasparagus: imagine a rope sizzling
sallomon33: is opp a jerk? might be
artemi7: Do people generally think the rope or clock is a better time system?
Gadora: @sallomon33 Opponent's phone rang.
drcthulu: yeah you need draw
theambivalentagender: Always prioriy8ze card draw
tehThane: I like the storm for more cycling draws
artemi7: That's efficiency!
alchemistsavant: this is sick
ItsThugDimmadome: Absolutely disgusting. Do it again.
UtilityPunk: @artemi7 Rope is nice, but there's some combos that play better in paper. I think controls matter more than the time system. Would be nice to have a 'turbo' for combo loops
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drcthulu: you need a songs
sallomon33: There Was An AttemptTM
sallomon33: ooh
sallomon33: that is an interesting draw
Diabore: you have to hit song now right?
Frizzlenill: two healer should buy you plenty of time
drcthulu: oofa doofa
Frizzlenill: you could put none on top!
sallomon33: furnace is one more mana at least
ShifuDaxiongmao:
nice whiff
Frizzlenill: healer also makes street wraiths free
Frizzlenill: I loved this deck when it first came out it's so dumb
Bionull: It's so dumb or it makes you feel so dumb?
panpaladin: I really want to start playing pauper high tide
Frizzlenill: so you just need 2 cycle for lethal btw
Bearudite: blood for mana?
Natural_Ones_Only: Thats enough
Frizzlenill: you can attack for the last 4
SnowBuddy18: that's enough with an attack
HadesLeprechaun: attack with creatures
NornsFelidar: combat
definenull: oh right they have P/T
MDK_Marshal:
Don't forget the Red Zone
drcthulu: there you go
kamelion84: lol
ShifuDaxiongmao:
step 1 of storm, don't get blinded by storm only
definenull:
almost got too lost in the sauce 
Obsc: attackin? what the heck
BusTed:
sallomon33:
drcthulu: you get lost in the sauce
Diabore: how did we not find another song?
pleonasticTautology: lmao
sallomon33: ah yes, such an unimportant magic mechanic as... combat
A_Dub888: lost in the stauce
sallomon33: why would you need that?
artemi7: Do we have enough clock time to do three games? XD
A_Dub888: combat?? in MY Magic: The Gathering!?!
drcthulu: you could probably shave a street wraith
tehThane: Just win in 2
Frizzlenill: agh this makes me want to play pauper again
NornsFelidar: why are you drinking from a garden hose Ben?
UtilityPunk:
It's called Magic the Gathering, not Combat the Gathering 
Frizzlenill: I did NOT believe this deck would have survived or stayed remotely competent
Diabore: bens got a good immune system, thats why he drinks from the hose
ContingentCat: why not just take off the lid?
Frizzlenill: that's a pool noodle
MWGNZ: working on improving lung capacity
drcthulu: that's crazy talk
EvilBadman: @ContingentCat Open container in the studio? Madness
RealGamerCow: Ben is a toddler
rosesmcgee: Have you heard about what happened to Serge?
artemi7: Did Serge just kill his computer that way?
Juliamon: No open containers at the streaming setup
Mazrae: That just becomes a spilling hazard
NornsFelidar: ye you know like cave men
ContingentCat: @EvilBadman right, fair enough
sallomon33: I don't remember the last time I drank sth with a straw at home lol
HadesLeprechaun: need one of those baby sippy cut plastic caps
ShifuDaxiongmao:
regular straws not a big enough challenge
Mai_Andra:
patreon dot com to get Ben a proper sippy cup
SnowBuddy18: lotus petal is a red source, right?
sallomon33: the only more recent situations I can recall were at fastfood restaurants
panpaladin: f6 for time
sallomon33: M19 CLASSIC
GapFiller: not kept up sitrep on Serges streaming setup? apart from being fubared by an errant drink obv
sallomon33: what's with all this m19 rep today
Cptasparagus: which half of your deck would you like to draw? cyclers or songs?
ItsThugDimmadome: That's coward talk, Ben.
Frizzlenill: you have more than enough life to wait, like, remember you can heal by going off
sallomon33: I mean, technically you can cycle it anytime
Frizzlenill: and you have your white sources
ItsThugDimmadome: Aw hell yeah
panpaladin: You're under no pressure, just keep passing until they do something threatening
sallomon33: since it doesn't contribute to storm
pleonasticTautology: ben ulmer secretly marty mcfly?
artemi7: Don't forget a possible concession for a better (faster) game three hand lol
A_Dub888:
drinking with a straw like a coward Ben?
ShifuDaxiongmao:
remember that street wraith can be cycled before even playing the first land, can come up on some starting hands
tehThane: Cabal rit is kinda stinky without threshold
Frizzlenill: the cycler could be anything! Even another cycler!
Spades_Slicc: I only straw if i'm driving
raulghoulia: Ulmer the Weary
emitt_nervend: It takes hella courage to drink from that straw
emilevitt: wait that's a straw??
Bearudite: no lids is how to fill a streaming computer with iced coffee
emilevitt: i thought that was a noodle
emilevitt:
NornsFelidar: you seem to be obsessed with turtles Ben
pleonasticTautology: i'm no longer distracted by the straw
Shadowsoflife: using a metal straw right now
definenull: oh no time for math
NornsFelidar: for a person with three snakes
pleonasticTautology: i'm distracted by wu-tang endorsing zohran
ShifuDaxiongmao: wroom wroom!
sallomon33: holy moly
EvilBadman: you have a clock, so I say yes
Bearudite: too late you already committed
artemi7: Just go for it
drcthulu: you kinda have to, they could kill you next turn
ancientspark: Go out in a blaze of gloooooory
bristly_bill: Yessss I love this format
MWGNZ: make op have it
ShifuDaxiongmao: petals will help get towards 7 in gy
Frizzlenill: just keep both ritual tbh, skaab you can get back later
artemi7: You haven't played a land yet, right?
Frizzlenill: you would need a third lotus petal for skaab?
artemi7: Should deck be playing Grapeshot or something?
NornsFelidar: banned
artemi7: ohhh
Frizzlenill: @artemi7 this deck was created because grapeshot is banned
sallomon33: I think so
sallomon33: we can't play healer anyways
artemi7: That makes more sense lol
sallomon33: at least yet
definenull: i think so
Bearudite: at very least it blocks
definenull: o7
sallomon33:
ancientspark:
Nice hero
drcthulu: o7
sallomon33: manaburn moment
KaareKong: Couldnt you cycle with trigger on stakk?
definenull: yeah the targets are set
Frizzlenill: storm triggers have their target assigned when they get put on the stack iirc
sallomon33: can't you resapond to teh storm trigger itself though?
sallomon33: the one that creates the copies
Frizzlenill: yeah THAT you can do
NornsFelidar: you can
NornsFelidar: but it doesn't change the line
d4rthf4der: interesting game
Frizzlenill: you might as well cycle first if you wanted to do that
Frizzlenill: I think you can wait longer than you give yourself credit for
definenull: i think this mu is a race
A_Dub888: has OP played a turn 1 scorpion every game?
Frizzlenill: last game I think pushing for it was fair, first game coulda double-healed and waited a turn is my vote
Frizzlenill: but it worked out
ShifuDaxiongmao: first game I think there was a line with double stinger too, but not sure
pleonasticTautology: hehehehe
Frizzlenill: you would need a white source though
Frizzlenill: you DO have a lot of dig that is FAIR lol
definenull: no think just cycle
Aceviru: You can do it
Spades_Slicc: After rotation Wilds of Eldraine will be the oldest standard set?
Frizzlenill: healer 2 lets GOOOOO
PhuzNutz: I think so. Definitely in the next rotation after that.
ShifuDaxiongmao:
the free wraiths
definenull: well they're not popping off immediately so....
A_Dub888 believes in the heard of the cards
definenull: WELP
Cavemanhar: lands?
UtilityPunk: Colour screwed?
ShifuDaxiongmao:
are you brave enough to swing?
drcthulu: those who know how to heal also know how to hurt
gualdhar: play red source, random haste creature
definenull: HA
Robot_Bones: breakem away toys
A_Dub888:
gualdhar: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Oki Oki Fight Club (Join the Oki Oki Bois for some fighty man games! Game: Street Fighter 6) at Fri 10:00 AM PDT (16:52 from now).
pleonasticTautology: thank you for streaming, ben!
vinopinguino: thanks benben!
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
A_Dub888: ur so wild Benjamin
Lyzdexick: these decks were cool
drcthulu: this was a fun stream
3schr: Definitely come back!
sallomon33:
thanks for the stream Ben (and thank Graham too!)
DoomBringerIL: how much is a ticket?
ShifuDaxiongmao:
future paper fight 'pauper tournament'?
drcthulu: 1 dollar
drcthulu: ish
pleonasticTautology: !cardkingdom
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sallomon33: yup, that's one of the advantages of pauper, in paper especially
Pywodwagon: You should reach out to daybreak and get a creator god account and do more of these
A_Dub888: the kingdom of cards?
sallomon33:
even the best decks are dirt cheap
PhuzNutz: Except Lotus Petal being ~$25 each (:
SoylentDoener: thermokarst is abit in paper too
sallomon33: I can recommend Andrea Mengucci's second channel, Mengu's Workshop, they play a lot of Pauper there too
SoylentDoener: or i am mixing a card up i think
NotCainNorAbel:
500
ShifuDaxiongmao:
pauper is also great for when you want to teach people to play magic... because it's cheap to make decks, you can build some archetypical decktype decks and have them try out the different playstyles
lamina5432: gnight
gualdhar: don't tease us!
definenull: I hear rumblings from a princess auto....
gualdhar: DON'T TEASE US!
raulghoulia: lander token?
A_Dub888:
Wheelander?
sallomon33:
BEEJLANDER TEASE?
ShaneLeeAtk: Gasp!!! CamLander???
ShifuDaxiongmao:
will the winky face one have a lvl 5 superjudge?
Mazrae: *echoes intensifies*
Juliamon: There Sure Is
ContingentCat: so excited to enjoy this subathon, last one happened right after I had a bad breakup
gualdhar: I haven't heard any video game news, Checkpoint isn't up on Youtube yet
lamina5432: prerelease so might be busy tomorrow
DoomBringerIL: why there's no schedule AFTER the subathon...... @LoadingReadyRun
GapFiller: DoomBringerIL the question kinda answers itself tbf
DoomBringerIL: ohhhhhhhhh
definenull: RIP MoC o7
DoomBringerIL: LRR roatation? @LoadingReadyRun
drcthulu: big shake up
EvilBadman: Horses too, per cori
Juliamon: Yeah, rotation
Robot_Bones: Can't believe James Got canceled
ContingentCat: time to rotate the streams!
ShifuDaxiongmao: a lrrtation
Flyingdelorion: All had been mined
AdamYMHMI: @Robot_Bones He dug his own hole
3schr: Hey Ben, I gave you the card You and Ooze Army at MagicCon. I think I forgot to put my username on it. Just FYI
GapFiller: for clarity the End of MoC is unrelated to the big schedule change
GapFiller: allegedly
sallomon33: OOH
pleonasticTautology: ooooo
DoomBringerIL: woah
definenull: ooh
CrossXhunteR: paper card games? what are those
Juliamon: Finally we could see Digimon return
pleonasticTautology: @Juliamon digital monsters?
3schr: We all knew that would happen. I'm glad it's turning paper!
lamina5432: for now always more didital card games to come
EvilBadman: The realm of digital card games he's willing to put up with
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: will there be anyone there to help him put those games... Back in the Box?
sallomon33: I do feel like paper card games are much reusable for content too
sallomon33: *much more
KWardJenx: Loved this stream. Always find pauper interesting. Love hearing this for 'Is this your Card'
DoomBringerIL:
100 lrr rotation
NotCainNorAbel:
Dog_of_Myth:
ContingentCat:
thanks for the stream Ben
pleonasticTautology: that was a lot of fun
pleonasticTautology: you did great!
ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Oki Oki Fight Club (Join the Oki Oki Bois for some fighty man games! Game: Street Fighter 6) at Fri 10:00 AM PDT (16:43 from now).
pleonasticTautology: see y'all later!
KWardJenx: Thank yo, Ben!
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